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Um, yeah, that's why the references were to activities requiring involvement. Now please stop pretending that voting is itself a noble, meaningful act. Not to retread ye political threads of 2004, but voting is the absolute least amount of effort you can put into political activity short of staying home. On a scale of 1-10 in activity and involvement, voting is .3.

Plz to stop patting self on back, Mr. Voter Man.

Any given hour of volunteer work that Scott (or anyone else) has ever done outweighs a lifetime of voting.

-- milo z (wooderso...)

to whom, St. Peter?

-- Zwan (anthonyisrigh...)

and what (ooo), Monday, 25 September 2006 22:51 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm being serious here: stop being a destructive arsehole. I don't want to get moderators involv- no, wait, I do. I want you tossed out of here because I can't fucking post anything withour your punk ass interfering with your unfunny bullshit and your personal attacks.

-- Nate Patrin (natepatrin550...) (webmail), September 26th, 2002 1:27 AM. (link)


hey how about instead you eat my ass you clueless cum bubble

-- simon trife ($$2...) (webmail), September 26th, 2002 1:31 AM. (simon_tr) (link)

mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Monday, 25 September 2006 23:26 (thirteen years ago) link

* Got a letter from the government the other day.
* Most of his heroes don't appear on no stamps.

* Once told a rabbi to get off the rag.

* Never really had a gun.

-- and what (an...), September 25th, 2006 7:07 PM. (ooo) (link)


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Half of these are useless! more like "I Love Puns"
-- Andrzej B. (ww_sketche...), September 25th, 2006 7:09 PM

geoff (gcannon), Monday, 25 September 2006 23:29 (thirteen years ago) link

the guy that sits next to me at work is named J0hnathan Z1ng

jaxon (jaxon), Monday, 25 September 2006 23:31 (thirteen years ago) link

is he really funny in a timely manner?

gear (gear), Monday, 25 September 2006 23:33 (thirteen years ago) link

Ethan, are you confusing kingfish and Huk?

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...)

...

-- Lars and Jagger (nicole.kessle...)

and what (ooo), Monday, 25 September 2006 23:33 (thirteen years ago) link

(plz crosspost to nicole tribute thread)

and what (ooo), Monday, 25 September 2006 23:33 (thirteen years ago) link

hahahaha

H2-H4 (H2-H4), Monday, 25 September 2006 23:35 (thirteen years ago) link

I think I heard and All Saints track once, and I think I liked it.

-- Frank Kogan (edcasua...)


one for the sticker

-- Theorry Henry (miltonpinsk...)

and what (ooo), Monday, 25 September 2006 23:43 (thirteen years ago) link

rofl

Zwan (miccio), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 00:10 (thirteen years ago) link

I've never said that, you jerk off. Take your slander and stick it up your patootie. And anyway, at least I'm not so simple as to buy into the Dave Marsh horse sushi idea that "Louie Louie" created the lineage of the 60's rock canon.
So just go to bed Fred, your corporate masters have a big day planned for you tommorow...

-- Paul Edward Wagemann (PaulEdwardWageman...)

and what (ooo), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 00:44 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.flabba.de/cdinfos/zing/zing.gif

mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 01:13 (thirteen years ago) link

haha flabba

boo berry (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 01:18 (thirteen years ago) link

to be fair, i hadn't eaten anything that night, was drunk out of my mind, and her chinese restaraunt styrofoam container was still piping hot steam

-- mr. brojangles (mikeoptin...) (webmail), Today 2:43 PM. (sanskrit) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)


to be fair, your stomach probably has scabies now.

-- jaxon (jaso...) (webmail), Today 2:46 PM. (jaxon) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 17:50 (thirteen years ago) link

the Dave Marsh horse sushi idea

?????

sounds like some strongo newvo cuisine

dmr (Renard), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:10 (thirteen years ago) link

TJ IS no good for vegan options

-- chaki (chaki.tim...)

HERE'S AN OPTION:

quit being such a fag

-- JW (jo...)

and what (ooo), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:20 (thirteen years ago) link

horse sushi [basashi - meat sliced from the neck of horse and served raw]:

In Kobe:
http://static.flickr.com/27/46974643_ee7b25dcec.jpg

In Vancouver:
http://static.flickr.com/71/192710326_acd4ce0c78.jpg

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:38 (thirteen years ago) link

u wacky japanophile

mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:57 (thirteen years ago) link

hey they eat that in italy too

HUNTA-V (vahid), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:59 (thirteen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horse_meat

Horse meat has about 40% less calories than even the leanest beef, while supplying 50% more protein and up to 30% more iron. No instances of mad cow in horse.

Canada and Mexico, our wacky neighbors to the north and south, eat lots of horse...

...as do Argentina, Austria, Belgium, Chile, China, France, Germany, Iceland, Kakakhstan (no shit!), Mongolia, The Netherlands, Romania, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden and Switzerland.

The consumption of horse is taboo in primarily English speaking countries.

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Kakakhstan

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:39 (thirteen years ago) link

Kahkastain oh Kahkastain

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:46 (thirteen years ago) link

bbbut what does it have to do with Louie Louie

dmr (Renard), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:50 (thirteen years ago) link

That Frank-Theorry one kills me every time.

Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:53 (thirteen years ago) link

oh yeah we eat tons of horse up here

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:57 (thirteen years ago) link

the best part is that the good meat is, as shasta says, on the neck, so you can ride-and-bite

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:57 (thirteen years ago) link

...at Le Cheval. Someday I will return.

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:58 (thirteen years ago) link

trife: http://xxlmag.com/online/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/camron1.jpg
strongo: is that the guy from throbbing gristle?
trife: no thats cam'ron.

boo berry (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 20:13 (thirteen years ago) link

why do those pictures exist

DUMBOCLAAT (eman), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 20:36 (thirteen years ago) link

ahaha, horse, ride-and-bite
i have eaten it - horseburgers! - but not raw

rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 21:00 (thirteen years ago) link

one of my school's students was shot and killed last night.

-- polyphonic (polyphoni...) (webmail), Today 5:05 PM. (polyphonic) (later) (link)

The weird part was that he moved from San Francisco to Oakland to avoid getting mugged. TO OAKLAND.

-- polyphonic (polyphoni...) (webmail), Today 5:16 PM. (polyphonic) (later) (link)

mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 21:26 (thirteen years ago) link

i don't know anything else about this incident beyond what's been said here - but i k1now enough to say with absolute assurance, this tragedy was caused by loopholes in gun laws.

-- Squirrel_Police (goblinatri...), September 28th, 2006.

you're still posting here only due to a loophole in banning

-- am0n (vvv...), September 28th, 2006.

H2-H4 (H2-H4), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 22:17 (thirteen years ago) link

60. Doesn't have a cutesy name for her genitalia.
61. DEFINITELY doesn't feel the need to come up with a cutesy name for my genitalia.
-- John Justen

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aw, c'mon
-- boo berry


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MR. PEMBERTON
-- boo berry

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mr perpetua
-- sleep

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Chubby, pink, and having bad taste? No thanks.
-- John Justen

boo berry (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:07 (thirteen years ago) link

good thread
-- and what (an...), September 28th, 2006 3:41 PM

geoff (gcannon), Thursday, 28 September 2006 20:02 (thirteen years ago) link

48. willing to get vasectomy (or has already had one) because birth control is just as much a man's responsibility

-- service comedy (theundergroundhom...) (webmail), Today 5:05 PM. (JBR) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

re 48: too bad kenan is already taken, lol

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...) (webmail), Today 5:09 PM. (jaymc) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Thursday, 28 September 2006 22:57 (thirteen years ago) link

he has a boyfriend

service comedy (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 29 September 2006 01:03 (thirteen years ago) link

also why did you choose the phrase '30 packs'? i'm curious to what wheels turned when that 'fell out of your ass', also what wheels turned when you decided on the phrase 'falling out of your ass', also why you felt the need to deploy sexual imagery 3 times in your 'zinger' - "i need to know!" i'm also curious as to what drives you and morbius to continue posting here - i can't imagine it's 'i like the conversation' and god knows it's not 'i like the folx there and they like me' cuz i'd guess neither of you could find five threads either of you posted on more than four times that didn't eventually feature the majority of the posters on said thread calling you douchebags, i could be wrong i don't know. who do you like here? who likes you? name names - "i need to know!" i'm curious in what drives a man to post on a messageboard filled with people he doesn't like that like him even less. i don't think it's trolling but i can't figure out exactly what it is. not trying to 'zing' you here (i'd've accused you of shooting zesty ones out of your cock or buying 27 packs of stroh's or something - hit em up oops style), sincerely interested (perhaps, yes, if only to answer why do I continue posting here?). i'd ask others why they bother to engage morbius or oops but i've been there so i sorta understand the impulse.

-- j blount (jamesbloun...) (webmail), November 12th, 2005 2:59 AM. (papa la bas) (link)

Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Sunday, 1 October 2006 16:37 (thirteen years ago) link

with all the bickering, i used to think morbs had the hots for ally.
then jaymc clued me in.

chakra khan chakra khan (sanskrit), Sunday, 1 October 2006 22:44 (thirteen years ago) link

who needs to see them when you can hear them from three blocks away?

-- kephm (dogtheprophe...)


uh, puerto rican girls or kate masonicboom wearing corduroy pants?

-- chakra khan chakra khan (mikeoptin...)

and what (ooo), Monday, 2 October 2006 02:58 (thirteen years ago) link

it was all those coke dealers at the barn dances what brought it on

-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...), October 2nd, 2006 1:30 PM. (Shakey Mo Collier) (later)

Too soon.

-- Thermo Thinwall (tupac.chopr...), October 2nd, 2006 1:32 PM. (Thermo Thinwall) (later)

It's always too soon for unfunny remarks.

-- cousin larry bundgee (bge...), October 2nd, 2006 1:34 PM. (bundgee)

am0n (am0n), Monday, 2 October 2006 18:05 (thirteen years ago) link

I left the movie having laughed a lot, but not having sighed with whimsical recognition as much as I think the main character would have wanted me to. I left with the feeling that I wouldn't want to spend five minutes around this insanely self-involved dude. What a perfectly intolerable "creative" type.

But the movie never tries to deny that Stephan is insufferable. He's bloody creepy, and the love interest Stephanie tells him so (after he breaks into her apartment!), along with a lot of other good advice, like that he needs to develop a thicker skin. The movie indulges in the childishness of its subject, but it does not ever condone it.

I once knew people like Stephan. I don't anymore. I wonder if they're still out there making insane asses of themselves and completely failing to connect to other people.

-- always crashing in other people's cars (fluxion2...), September 27th, 2006 1:07 AM. (kenan)

http://www.hbc.fi/sture/hallitus/Hallitus-Tuomas.jpg

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), September 27th, 2006 1:19 AM. (papa la bas)

am0n (am0n), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 02:04 (thirteen years ago) link

If I was in your house I would take my mini behringer mixer and as many playback sources as I could find and play fennesz through the two stereo channels, then put that Orioles Road To The Pennant record on channels 1&2 and run them through pitch delay/chorus on the sends

-- TOMBOT (tombo...) (webmail), October 3rd, 2006 10:45 AM. (TOMBOT) (later) (link)

tom that is the worst pickup line i've ever seen

-- mango selassie (teenagequie...) (webmail), October 3rd, 2006 10:48 AM. (teenagequiet) (later) (link)

Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 14:06 (thirteen years ago) link

[09:15] fogindex: do you mind if i blog?
[09:15] orion0014: sort of.

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 15:17 (thirteen years ago) link

[10:13] fogindex: what are you wearing
[10:14] hstencil23: mets carlos beltran t-shirt.
[10:14] fogindex: take it off
[10:14] hstencil23: no.

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 16:15 (thirteen years ago) link

someone on Facebook tried to bro rape me last weekend!
-- like murderinging (mi...), October 3rd, 2006 2:43 PM. (modestmickey) (later) (link)


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it's not all about you, y'know
-- a name means a lot just by itself (lfamula...), October 3rd, 2006 2:53 PM. (lfam) (later) (link)


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they sure taught you good values in the boy scouts
-- like murderinging (mi...), October 3rd, 2006 3:10 PM. (modestmickey) (later) (link)

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:15 (thirteen years ago) link

hahahaha

and what (ooo), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:18 (thirteen years ago) link

what's going on here?

roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:44 (thirteen years ago) link

if fucking search would work, i could post the thread i started about losing my friend to christ
-- jaxon (gnarls.in.charg...), Today 3:11 PM. (jaxon)

it may be against work policy, but you should try using google.

-- Steve Shasta (steveshast...) (webmail), Today 6:13 PM. (Steve Shasta) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

chakra khan chakra khan (sanskrit), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 00:55 (thirteen years ago) link

52-54 "fuck me in the ass then ignore me" bothers me for some reason.

-- milo z (wooderso...) (webmail), October 3rd, 2006 9:56 PM. (mlp) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 02:56 (thirteen years ago) link

WTF? context?

HUNTA-V (vahid), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 03:13 (thirteen years ago) link

go read boyfriend wishlist. too stoned to c/p

roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 03:15 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.fullpassport.com/Trip2004/images4/zoomonkey.jpg

blood bitch (blood bitch), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 13:05 (thirteen years ago) link

sorry i was on a roll

blood bitch (blood bitch), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 13:20 (thirteen years ago) link

History Of Detroit
Compiled By - Laurent Garnier
1-01 Stooges - No Fun (5:18)
1-02 Aretha Franklin - Rock Steady (3:15)
1-03 Temptations - Plastic Man (5:59)
1-04 Funkadelic - Bettino’s Bounce (3:40)
1-05 Carl Craig - No More Words (6:52)
1-06 Jeff Mills - Utopia (4:19)
1-07 BFC - Galaxy (6:41)
1-08 Arpanet - NTT DoCoMo (4:38)
1-09 D.I.E - Get Up (4:53)
1-10 Dabrye - Game Over (3:41)

Influences & Developments
Compiled By - Carl Craig
2-01 Visage - Frequency 7 (5:05)
2-02 Kano - It's A War (6:53)
2-03 Yello - No More Words (3:58)
2-04 Alexander Robotnick - Dance Boy Dance (5:09)
2-05 Art Of Noise - Beat Box (Diversion 1) (8:32)
2-06 Nitzer Ebb - Join In The Chant (5:28)
2-07 Capricorn (3) - I Need Love (Instrumental) (6:14)
2-08 Black Dog - Virtual (9:58)
2-09 Balil - Nort Route (5:16)
2-10 Choice - Acid Eiffel (13:29)

-- HUNTA-V (vfoz...), September 26th, 2006 4:47 AM. (vahid)

UH

-- HUNTA-V (vfoz...), September 26th, 2006 4:47 AM. (vahid)

THIS SUCKS

-- HUNTA-V (vfoz...), September 26th, 2006 4:48 AM. (vahid)

am0n (am0n), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 15:42 (thirteen years ago) link

2376. heartbroken. i think. i don't know what's going on.

-- like murderinging (mi...), October 5th, 2006 12:14 PM. (modestmickey) (later)

that sucks dude. :(

maybe leave the house for a while. go for a walk or something.

-- ^@^ (^@^), October 5th, 2006 12:15 PM. (map) (later)

electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Thursday, 5 October 2006 01:27 (thirteen years ago) link

rofffflees i was so gonna post that.


sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Thursday, 5 October 2006 02:53 (thirteen years ago) link

better than the normal house arrest jokes. A+++++ will chuckle slightly again.

like murderinging (modestmickey), Thursday, 5 October 2006 03:25 (thirteen years ago) link

We're laughing at you not with you

Dan I. (Dan I.), Thursday, 5 October 2006 03:59 (thirteen years ago) link

Goddamnit beaten to the punch.

John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Thursday, 5 October 2006 04:04 (thirteen years ago) link

that sounded way more callous than I meant it to! seriously though dude what do you get out of ILX?

Dan I. (Dan I.), Thursday, 5 October 2006 04:07 (thirteen years ago) link

i like to find out about new music here. every single post i make, no matter how little it may actually relate to it, some asshole trying to be gear or jess or whoever has to respond with a house arrest/copyright infringement/belly button ring joke. i figure it's better to just embrace it. i mean, what, as if every time some unfunny asshole posts "ysi?" i go cry into my pillow? i could give two shits. fuck you all. it's amusing.

like murderinging (modestmickey), Thursday, 5 October 2006 14:11 (thirteen years ago) link

Lots of good music on the Noise Board "zing" thread, yep.

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 5 October 2006 14:14 (thirteen years ago) link

belly button ring joke?

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 5 October 2006 14:19 (thirteen years ago) link

zing!
xpost

rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Thursday, 5 October 2006 14:21 (thirteen years ago) link

I'd much rather see A BULGE than see someone's pants.

A bulge is mildly erotic. Seeing some indie kid's studenty manky grey knickers hanging out of their trousers is a total harshbuzz to my clit-on.

-- Three In A Bed Socks Romp (kate)


" harshbuzz to my clit-on"

wtf!?

you're like my anti-christ.

-- sunny successor (katharine)

sleep (sleep), Friday, 6 October 2006 12:41 (thirteen years ago) link

omg hahahahahaha
sunny is the greatest

rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Friday, 6 October 2006 16:15 (thirteen years ago) link

it's hard to believe there is somebody so cool!

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 6 October 2006 16:18 (thirteen years ago) link

i wrote oh wrinklepaws in the bathroom of the library once under some political rant

-- a name means a lot just by itself (lfamula...)

the most hilarious comedic scandal to hit oberlin since the notorious reference desk instant messaging, i'm sure

-- like murderinging (mi...)

and what (ooo), Sunday, 8 October 2006 20:38 (thirteen years ago) link

mickey has been sonning lf lately

chakra khan chakra khan (sanskrit), Sunday, 8 October 2006 23:05 (thirteen years ago) link

i met you yesterday.
you're caleb's friend.
weird.

-- disappointing goth fest line-up (dr.carl.saga...) (webmail), Yesterday 9:36 PM. (orion) (later) (link)


Yes, I am Caleb's friend. Are you his friend who has many instruments (supposedly) and (supposedly) can't play them?

-- Andi Headphones (andimagsmusi...) (webmail), Today 1:48 PM. (Andi Headphones) (later) (link)

chakra khan chakra khan (sanskrit), Sunday, 8 October 2006 23:06 (thirteen years ago) link

i'm not sweating mickey

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Sunday, 8 October 2006 23:42 (thirteen years ago) link

if i was stuck at home all day and unable to download new musics i'd be coming up with good zingers too

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Sunday, 8 October 2006 23:43 (thirteen years ago) link

try it

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Sunday, 8 October 2006 23:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Try Eco's Foucault's Pendulum instead. It will take a while and that is the point.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...)

That's the point? Why not just read the phonebook then?

-- Alba (albab...)

That's not an idea for one of your stupid records, by the way.

-- Alba (albab...)

and what (ooo), Monday, 9 October 2006 03:38 (thirteen years ago) link

haha

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Monday, 9 October 2006 03:39 (thirteen years ago) link

lol

sleep (sleep), Monday, 9 October 2006 03:40 (thirteen years ago) link

gahahah ownerd

am0n (am0n), Monday, 9 October 2006 04:59 (thirteen years ago) link

WOW

chakra khan chakra khan (sanskrit), Monday, 9 October 2006 13:27 (thirteen years ago) link

does anyone remember the one from this summer that went:


Ned: I am taking a break from playing music on the computer

PappaWheelie: So it's just the sound of your fingers clacking on ILX for 16 hours a day?

can't find it on search, might have been expunged from the record.

chakra khan chakra khan (sanskrit), Monday, 9 October 2006 13:35 (thirteen years ago) link

I prefer your sitcom scripts to your music writing, DL.

-- Sadly, he will be the next Alexis Petridish. (juror...), October 11th, 2006 1:49 AM. (Dom Passantino) (later) (admin) (userip)

electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 02:20 (thirteen years ago) link

In every vagina ever

1. Sand
2. Blood

-- The Real Esteban Buttez (estiebuttez...), October 10th, 2006 7:30 AM


3. Esteban's "calling card"

-- teh_kit (kittenslikemil...), October 10th, 2006 7:30 AM. (g-kit)


Sorry, "the_kit", but you presence isn't required until "In every shitty thread ever"!

-- The Real Esteban Buttez (estiebuttez...), October 10th, 2006 7:34 AM. (EstieButtez1)

HUNTA-V (vahid), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 05:20 (thirteen years ago) link

hah. this weekend i met a friend's girlfriend for the first time. she's a resident doctor in girlie parts in ny. i asked her if she ever see's patients with sand in their vaginas

jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 06:00 (thirteen years ago) link

did she get creeped out?

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 13:14 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah, she didn't get the joke. (she probably had sand in hers)

jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 17:49 (thirteen years ago) link

less memes more ned zings

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:01 (thirteen years ago) link

there was a ned sideburns zing somewhere i tried to find but no dice

gear (gear), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:04 (thirteen years ago) link

oh god, fuck nanowrimo

^@^ (map), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:12 (thirteen years ago) link

ned + no editing = my everest

^@^ (map), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:14 (thirteen years ago) link

he has this on his webpage

http://kuci.org/~nraggett/bird-winner-100.jpghttp://kuci.org/~nraggett/nanowrimo2003_winner_icon.jpg

heres his novel http://kuci.org/~nraggett/gordon/

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:22 (thirteen years ago) link

Chapter 1

It was a warm night, as well it should be. Given that it was summer and all

http://www.jimgaston.com/snoopy/snoopy_typewriter.gif

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:23 (thirteen years ago) link

It was a warm night, as well it should be. Given that it was summer and all.

haha xpost

^@^ (map), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:23 (thirteen years ago) link

omg i shit you not its a code-based conspiracy thriller set in rome

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:24 (thirteen years ago) link

Not as good as: http://www.hawaii.edu/powerkills/NH.HTM

roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:26 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.hawaii.edu/powerkills/NPP.FINALIST.HTM

roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:28 (thirteen years ago) link

Nightingale nodded, and gesturing to the others said, "With the assistance of these fine people -- and for a share of the profits, in the form of selections of what we are acquiring -- I am going to rob the most exclusive stamp collection in the world. That of the Vatican."

gear (gear), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:29 (thirteen years ago) link

Ned's second chapter begins with a chat-room transcript.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:29 (thirteen years ago) link

i swear to god he's the only man alive to still maintain a personal home page

^@^ (map), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:30 (thirteen years ago) link

A dude w/ bookjacket covers that shd feature Michael Dudikoff SHOULD be nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:31 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.politicsnj.com/plagiarism.gif

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:31 (thirteen years ago) link

From chat room #philatelyrox:

HingeLord: U kno it wll be the best
Serrated: Fuck you! Tha shit iz played. Argentina 1950 complete set iz da bomb.
Angelus: Can't you people talk calmly?
HingeLord: Angelus, u are so old.
CancelMaster: You're always complaining
Angelus: A bit of restraint wouldn't go amiss.
SlyStampCat: He's right, but for the wrong reasons.
HingeLord: Haha, I knu Cat would step in.
STAMPGOD has joined.
STAMPGOD: HeY! I aM lOoKiNg FoR cOoL sTaMp WaReZ!
HingeLord: Stupid nubie.
UpsideDownPlane has joined.
UpsideDownPlane: OMFG!
Serrated: Whut, UDP?
UpsideDownPlane: http://www.gordonnightingale.com/new/greenland1915/
HingeLord: Not him again.
Serrated: Shut up, HL, you're jealous.
UpsideDownPlane: READ THE LINK
Angelus: Can't get through.
SlyStampCat: Yeah, traffic crunch or something -- oh, hold on...
STAMPGOD: GoRdOn NiGhTiNgAlE rOxOrS!
HingeLord: Go away!
Serrated: Holy...
UpsideDownPlane: See?
Angelus: He can't be serious.
SlyStampCat: He's usually been right before.
HingeLord: He's already had it verified by InterStampPol too.
Angelus: A SECOND Greenland 1915 black polar bear stamp? UNCANCELLED?
HingeLord: Haha, Angelus might actually swear now.
SlyStampCat: Doesn't say anything about where he got it. Zingh must be going nuts right now, I'll bet. She's no longer the only one.
Angelus: Yes...hm.
HingeLord: Her guards will let people in now for free haha.
Angelus: I'm going to have to talk to some people about this.
Angelus has departed.
Serrated: Fuckin' fool. He's just talking to his bankers.
SlyStampCat has departed.
CancelMaster: What, is everyone leaving?
STAMPGOD: I'm HeRe!!!
HingeLord: DIE.

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:32 (thirteen years ago) link

Tha shit iz played. Argentina 1950 complete set iz da bomb.

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:32 (thirteen years ago) link

Teletubbies -- amazing, how drug use can create such wondrous things as acid rock, rave/techno, and these guys.

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:34 (thirteen years ago) link

Nightingale and Ivey had returned to the mansion, and as it turned out -- to Ivey's surprise but evidently not to Nightingale's -- that a fair amount of the attendees had joined them and were still joining them, and not merely from the select dinner table either.

^@^ (map), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:34 (thirteen years ago) link

PLZTONOMOMO

^@^ (map), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:34 (thirteen years ago) link

i haven't even looked at it yet, so i hope nobody takes this the wrong way, but is this one of those things that's supposed to be bad / bad-on-purpose??

HUNTA-V (vahid), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:34 (thirteen years ago) link

"I call it...Billy and the Cloneasarus."

shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:37 (thirteen years ago) link

From chatroom #philatelyrox:

HingeLord: What's happening at the Festival?
Serrated: Don't know, something about a bomb
CancelMaster: Who'd be crazy enough to do that?
UpsideDownPlane: Something got past InterStampPol.
Angelus: I always thought they were overrated.
Serrated: Fuck U, Angelus, get the stick out of your ass.
Angelus: * sighs * -- are you ever going to grow up?
Serrated: Only when you shut up.
CancelMaster: Not again, cut the crap.
STAMPGOD: BoMbS! cOoL!
HingeLord: Speaking of growing up...
UpsideDownPlane: Hey, that's weird?
HingeLord: What?
UpsideDownPlane: Report just came in, Nightingale's exhibit is closed.
CancelMaster: Huh? Why?
UpsideDownPlane: Hold on...something about an emergency, Nightingale was called away.
Angelus: Was he. I have to wonder.
Serrated: Don't think too hard, you might hurt yourself.
Angelus: I can deal with your obnoxious quips, Serrated, stop trying to impress me.
Serrated: Whatever dude.
SlyStampCat has joined the chat.
SlyStampCat: Heya
HingeLord: Hi SSC!
Angelus: Greetings.
STAMPGOD: SlYsTaMpCaT! YoU R HoTT!
SlyStampCat: Sorry, no time for little boys today.
Serrated: Haha.
UpsideDownPlane: lol
SlyStampCat: Reporting in from the Festival
HingeLord: Hey yeah, what's the haps?
SlyStampCat: Bunch of Russian stamps got shredded by a small bomb, they're already blaming everyone from the Mafia to Checnyans.
CancelMaster: Ouch
SlyStampCat: But the weird thing...
HingeLord: Yes?
Serrated: So weird not even SSC can report it!
SlyStampCat: Sorry, I was distracted by something. Weird thing is out front, they found somebody dead.
CancelMaster: Who?
SlyStampCat: Not sure -- seemed to be some sort of priest, but he looked more like a bouncer.
Angelus: Hm, really.
HingeLord: Gotta be the Holy Office pulling some shit. Stupid fucktards.
Angelus: The Holy Office is more powerful than you know, HingeLord
Serrated: The Holy Office is run by some freaked out insane old guy, you know that Angelus. You seem to know a lot about it anyway!
CancelMaster: Yeah, Angelus, stop kissing his ass.
Angelus: I see I'm just going to be insulted again.
Angelus has left the chat.
HingeLord: Haha!
STAMPGOD: DoOd, ThAt GuY sUxOrS!
HingeLord: Not as much as you.

^@^ (map), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:43 (thirteen years ago) link

UNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

^@^ (map), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:43 (thirteen years ago) link

why are you two doing this to yourselves?

shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:46 (thirteen years ago) link

lol

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:48 (thirteen years ago) link

no special reason, just your garden-variety cocktail of boredom, stress and self-hatred

^@^ (map), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:48 (thirteen years ago) link

some serious zing deficiency going on here

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:49 (thirteen years ago) link

no, i think someone mentioned ned's sideburns a few posts back

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:53 (thirteen years ago) link

im getting bored of the whole variant question/same answer routine, so heres a little play for you all i call "Equally possible ILE threads: Two threads in two acts" (Pls allow for some creative license ie the unlikelyhood of the party in act two)


Act 1, Thread 1:

My neighbours are having a party again! Its loud!
-- Bee 1

Im SO sorry, Bee 1! How dreadful. *hugs!*
-- Bee 2

OMG!! They should burn in hell! Call the cops. Take it to the city. Youve got rights!
-- Bee 3

Yeah, but you don't have an apostophe. :P
-- HotGrammarCop (imustbeintelligentbecauseicanpunctuate@mommysaidso.org)

Show up at their door with a knife!
Better still...AN AXE!
-- Bee 4

LOL!!!!1!11 OMG You should totally do that.
-- Random Kiss Ass

Act 2, Thread 2:

Someone showed up at my door with an axe last night! I was having a party!
-- Bee 1

Im SO sorry, Bee 1! How dreadful. *hugs!*
-- Bee 2

OMG!! They should burn in hell! Call the cops. Take it to the city. Youve got rights!
-- Bee 3

Yeah, but you don't have an apostophe. :P
-- HotGrammarCop (imustbeintelligentbecauseicanpunctuate@mommysaidso.org)


You should have another party next weekend!
Better still...A LOUDER PARTY!
-- Bee 4

LOL!!!!1!11 OMG You should totally do that.
-- Random Kiss Ass

-- sunny successor (he hates my guts, we had a fight)

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:54 (thirteen years ago) link

Did the stag film resemble your plans for Rachael Ray, Shakey?

-- milo z (wooderso...), Today 7:32 PM.

GILLY'S BAGG'EAR VANCE OF COUPARI (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 19:07 (thirteen years ago) link

I was once involved with a nu-metaller-type bloke. He wanted to combine our tastes in music and call our offspring (ha! no pun intended) Zombie Jarvis. That would have totally rocked.

-- ailsa (ailsa_watson7...), October 22nd, 2003.

rocked a bag of dicks

-- oops (don'temailmenicelad...), October 22nd, 2003.

autovac (autovac), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 20:08 (thirteen years ago) link

xxpost - that sunny post is a classic

am0n (am0n), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 21:58 (thirteen years ago) link

24. Simpsons quote thread
25. Minor board member commiting suicide and being over-eulogised by people who didn't actually know who he was
26. Hilarious David Hasselhoff photos
27. Someone explaining what Godwin's Law is
-- Sadly, he will be the next Alexis Petridish. (juror...), October 11th, 2006 5:28 PM. (Dom Passantino) (later)

has 25 ever happened here?
-- electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsoun...), October 11th, 2006 5:36 PM. (electricsound) (later)

god willing.
-- shabba ranks (wt...), October 11th, 2006 5:38 PM. (dubplatestyle) (later)

^^REAL LULZ

HUNTA-V (vahid), Thursday, 12 October 2006 06:14 (thirteen years ago) link

You two are like the Wonder Twins of ILM. Except your secret powers are "Form of a sexless shut in," and "shape of a virgin."
-- Mr. Que (pelagi...), October 12th, 2006 11:21 AM.

geoff (gcannon), Thursday, 12 October 2006 17:13 (thirteen years ago) link

lolololololo

am0n (am0n), Thursday, 12 October 2006 17:17 (thirteen years ago) link

haha where is that from?

shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 12 October 2006 17:55 (thirteen years ago) link

i shouldn't encourage them but this had me laughing:

Is "catch a ride with a Yankee" the new "subsequentially meet the Brooklyn pavement"? I like it better than the old one, it's catchier, funnier, showing significant improvement. A-.

-- Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyza...) (webmail), Today 10:06 AM. (allyzay) (later) (link)

http://www.stlouiswalkoffame.org/images/phyllis-diller.gif
-- Dr Morbius (wjwe...) (webmail), Today 10:10 AM. (Dr Morbius) (later) (link)

▒█▄█ ▄▄▄ ▒█▄█ , Thursday, 12 October 2006 20:02 (thirteen years ago) link

'Marquee Moon' LP is overrated xpost

sleep (sleep), Thursday, 12 October 2006 20:04 (thirteen years ago) link

'virgin' is just the greatest insult

geoff (gcannon), Thursday, 12 October 2006 20:10 (thirteen years ago) link

You two are like the Wonder Twins of ILM. Except your secret powers are "Form of a sexless shut in," and "shape of a virgin."

-- Mr. Que (pelagi...), October 12th, 2006. (Mr.Que)

scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 13 October 2006 14:46 (thirteen years ago) link

omg, someone already posted that and i didn't even look. i guess it was THAT funny.

scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 13 October 2006 14:46 (thirteen years ago) link

who was that in reference to?

sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Friday, 13 October 2006 14:51 (thirteen years ago) link

god, you're making me start to agree with TOMBOT ffs

-- cousin larry bundgee (bge...) (webmail), October 12th, 2006 4:58 PM. (bundgee) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Friday, 13 October 2006 15:03 (thirteen years ago) link

ANDWHAT: have you ever seen the in living color seinfeld sketch
SHIPLEY: i'm not sure
ANDWHAT: jim carrey as seinfeld & the fat guy as george
ANDWHAT: its on youtube
ANDWHAT: i highly recommend it
SHIPLEY: yeah this is good
SHIPLEY: why does George look like Newman, though
ANDWHAT: cmon in living color only had so many white dudes
SHIPLEY: isn't that djdee's blog
SHIPLEY: somanywhitedudes.com

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 03:31 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WApgLmHh_gI

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 03:32 (thirteen years ago) link

when people say "um, yeah," or "um, no" like milo at the top of this thread it's like the anti-zing.

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 03:33 (thirteen years ago) link

*index fingers extended, thumbs touching*

HUNTA-V (vahid), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 03:49 (thirteen years ago) link

go to hell, troll bitch from jersey.

-- Orbit (cstarrcstar...)

it's sort of comforting to think how many people worldwide are going to be laughing at that.

-- g--ff (misterhungr...)

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 03:54 (thirteen years ago) link

http://media.musictoday.com/store/bands/1302/images/body_artist_image.jpg

jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 03:58 (thirteen years ago) link

lol @ gov't names blogger saying my blog is full of white dudes.

deej.. (deej..), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 14:44 (thirteen years ago) link

i am sort of amazed that people like "atomic dog" better
-- HUNTA-V (vfoz...), October 18th, 2006 3:04 AM. (vahid)


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I am sort of amazed at pretty much every opinion you have, Vahid, so I guess the feeling is mutual.

-- Matos-Webster Dictionary (michaelangelomato...), October 18th, 2006 3:25 AM. (M Matos)

Stormy Davis (diamond), Thursday, 19 October 2006 00:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Dear diary,
it has been weeks since I was kicked out of the no wagemanns club. Today, like everyday, I plan to stand outside knocking on the door, saying anything that might come across as effective to those standing on the other side of the door. I know this will work.

once I regain access to the no wagemanns club, my insight will enlighten them to no end, as they are desperately in need of my work. They don't even know that rockism means liking rock music. they think it's some kind of bad word. where did they get this idea from? they need me.

tomorrow, i will continue knocking on the door and saying anything and everything to mock its members and regain entry.

diary, you are my best friend.

love,
wagemann
38, rockist soldier, from Illinois, likes big boobs

-- PappaWheelie: Giving out breaks to the needy since September 25th, 2006 (evieandjo...) (webmail), October 17th, 2006 9:18 AM. (later) (link)

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You're as stupid as him, no joke.

-- Eyeball Kicks (eyeballkick...) (webmail), October 17th, 2006 8:31 PM. (later) (link)

gear (gear), Thursday, 19 October 2006 16:33 (thirteen years ago) link

that seinfeld parody was really lame.

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 19 October 2006 16:43 (thirteen years ago) link

go watch gilmore girls or something

and what (ooo), Thursday, 19 October 2006 17:12 (thirteen years ago) link

ok.

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 19 October 2006 17:15 (thirteen years ago) link

less played jaymc bashing more zingers

shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 19 October 2006 17:16 (thirteen years ago) link

Shakey Mo + internet connection = broken record

-- am0n (vvv...) (webmail), October 18th, 2006 10:33 AM. (later) (link)

gear (gear), Thursday, 19 October 2006 17:22 (thirteen years ago) link

this is like a boomarang zinger

whatever dude, he rules and is my friend.
-- hstencil (hstenc!...), October 19th, 2006 2:43 PM. (hstencil) (admin) (userip)

myspace != real friends
-- roc u like a § (jo...), October 19th, 2006 3:03 PM. (ex machina) (admin) (userip)

says the boy who spent all day flirting with a myspace ho
-- sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (melissais...), October 19th, 2006 3:08 PM. (tehresa) (admin) (userip)

jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 19 October 2006 21:23 (thirteen years ago) link

when i read that on the thread it's on i actually went 'zing zing zing!' (not out loud)

rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Thursday, 19 October 2006 21:31 (thirteen years ago) link

hstencil and I are much more like Statler & Waldorf at the peak of their storied virility.

-- Dr Morbius (wjwe...) (webmail), Today 9:10 AM. (Dr Morbius) (later) (link)

are those your gay childhood icons?

-- Dr. Alicia D. Titsovich (evi...) (webmail), Today 9:14 AM. (sexyDancer) (later) (link)

▒█▄█ ▄▄▄ ▒█▄█ , Friday, 20 October 2006 13:41 (thirteen years ago) link

one for the ages:

i need help with addresses (street or www)

-- a name means a lot just by itself (lfamula...), October 20th, 2006. (lfam) (later) (link) (admin)

Here you go, broski

-- jaxon (gnarls.in.charg...), October 20th, 2006. (jaxon) (later) (link) (admin)

Don't you work at yahoo?

-- gbx (polarbea...), October 20th, 2006. (skowly) (later) (link) (admin)

▒█▄█ ▄▄▄ ▒█▄█ , Friday, 20 October 2006 13:50 (thirteen years ago) link

If you master a tennis video game, you'll never be allowed to have sex period. *rimshot*

-- The GZeus (gzeusmant...) (webmail), October 20th, 2006 3:47 AM. (The GZeus)

So I take it you mastered a tennis game at an early age then?

-- Darramouss (darramous...) (webmail), October 20th, 2006 8:09 AM. (Darramouss ftw)

lol @ easy nerd zingers

sleep (sleep), Friday, 20 October 2006 15:45 (thirteen years ago) link

is Nick Sylvester working for pitchfork again?
http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/page/track_reviews/38116/Wolf_Eyes_The_Driller#38116

-- a little knowledge can go a long way (lfamula...) (webmail)

He's like the Dane Cook for creepy undergrad Harvard girls.

-- GILLY'S BAGG'EAR VANCE OF COUPARI (ca...) (webmail)

▒█▄█ ▄▄▄ ▒█▄█ , Sunday, 22 October 2006 23:36 (thirteen years ago) link

A man wakes up in the morning and he says to his wife "Woman, you have three choices what you can do today, you can take it in the ass, you can come fishing with me or you can suck my dick", so his wife is shocked and says "Oh lord, I don't know dear, give me a few minutes to decide", so the man says "Ok I'm going down to get my fishing gear ready and when I come back you better have an answer". A few minutes later the man comes back up and says "Well?" so his wife says "I've decided I'll suck your dick", the guy is delighted and takes his knob out, but just as he's about to cum his wife takes his dick out of her mouth and shouts "thats disgusting, your dick tastes fucking awful", and he says "yeah the dog didnt fancy going fishing either".

-- Ronan (fitzge...)

What a horrible joke.

-- Tom (ebro...)

and what (ooo), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:07 (thirteen years ago) link

hahah

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Someone should release a box called 100 High School Stage Bands From The Early 1970s Alone That Play Better Than The Shitty Indie Rock Band You Like

-- A-ron Hubbard (Hurtingchie...), October 24th, 2006. (Hurting) (later) (link)

how about 100 High School Stage Bands From The Early 1970s Alone That Play Better Than The Shitty Indie Rock Band You're In?

-- hstencil (hstenc!...), October 24th, 2006. (hstencil) (later) (link)

sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 22:19 (thirteen years ago) link

http://erudition.org/archive/zing/zzlogo.gif

sleep (sleep), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 22:41 (thirteen years ago) link

WOOAHHHHAAA~~~~!!! That logo just made me desplode up my pants!!!@#!@#!@ GWA GWA

chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 22:55 (thirteen years ago) link

zingzang is for serious the best bloody mary mix ever.

Fetchboy (Felcher), Thursday, 26 October 2006 03:48 (thirteen years ago) link

That first paragraph of that stylus piece is a clumsily-disguised plagiarism of an ILM post from our old friend gygax!.

-- Steve Shasta (steveshast...), October 25th, 2006 5:05 PM. (Steve Shasta) (later)


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Link?

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), October 25th, 2006 5:07 PM. (jaymc) (later)


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I was going to ask you actually...

-- Steve Shasta (steveshast...), October 25th, 2006 5:11 PM. (Steve Shasta) (later)

Stormy Davis (diamond), Thursday, 26 October 2006 21:41 (thirteen years ago) link

Don't deny that you love to take car services!!!!! That's all I'm saying :D

-- roc u like a § (jo...), October 26th, 2006. (ex machina) (later) (link) (admin)

i wouldn't say i "love" to take car services. just that i do take them when i feel there's a need, ie. i'm super-drunk, or sick, or the l's down, or whatever. shouldn't be a point of contention, i think, unless you are creepily tracking my movements and putting them in your database, jaymc-style.


-- hstencil (hstenc!...), October 26th, 2006. (hstencil) (later) (link) (admin

sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Thursday, 26 October 2006 23:38 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm posting this before someone else does:


You're a real twat though.

-- A-ron Hubbard (Hurtingchie...), October 26th, 2006.

You are only a fleshlight.

-- Portable Dorkness (butt.dickas...), October 26th, 2006.

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Friday, 27 October 2006 01:52 (thirteen years ago) link

I WISH YOU COULD QUIT US

-- estela (estelaisale...), October 26th, 2006 9:06 PM.

the orchid and the wasp (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 27 October 2006 03:10 (thirteen years ago) link

I am just happy that EVERY TIME you use your NEW TOASTER which you LOVE SO MUCH you will always envision (for a short time, perhaps subconsciously) Leonard Nimoy, naked, Nude Spock, sticking his dick in your toaster.

Kind of puts a bad taste in your mouth, huh?

-- Portable Dorkness (butt.dickas...), October 26th, 2006.

I think A-Ron's kind of coming out ahead in the whole "imagine Nude Spock's dick in a toaster" game. We all are.

-- Euai Kapaui (tracerhan...), October 26th, 2006.

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Friday, 27 October 2006 03:14 (thirteen years ago) link

even better is when overweight people accuse others on the internet of being fatties

-- timmy tannin (timmytanni...) (webmail), Yesterday 11:21 PM. (pompous) (later) (link)

Paging Passatino...

-- Raw Patrick (rawsweate...) (webmail), Today 4:50 AM. (Raw Patrick) (later) (link)

manute lol (sanskrit), Friday, 27 October 2006 15:06 (thirteen years ago) link

i just spent like 30 seconds trying to figure out what 'raging passantino' meant

and what (ooo), Friday, 27 October 2006 16:57 (thirteen years ago) link

i think this thread proves that i am no more crepey than anyone else.
some clarifications:

1. my band is listened to most on last.fm because a lot of that was listening to rough mixes and premasters as we were putting the album together.

2. i was never "best buds" with oops in high school. we had a few classes together, but we ran with different crowds, and he was actually a pretty quiet dude. i am unapologetically friends with kenan, though.

3. i never actually gave that talk on "queering the canon" because it would've entailed expanding the very short paper i had written on the subject for a class, and i didn't think i could do much more with the topic. plus it was over xmas break, and i was lazy, etc. so i backed out.

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), May 3rd, 2006 10:25 AM. (jaymc) (admin) (userip)

No, you are absolutely more creepy than everyone else.
-- Steve Shasta (steveshast...), May 3rd, 2006 10:28 AM. (Steve Shasta) (admin) (userip)

jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 27 October 2006 16:58 (thirteen years ago) link

i met jaymc in chicago and did not find him particularly creepy at all!

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 27 October 2006 17:03 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah, i like jaymc

gbx (skowly), Friday, 27 October 2006 17:04 (thirteen years ago) link

"zinging" jaymc for being creepy is about as original and funny as jokes about mickey's navel jewelry or morbius being a drama-queen.

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 27 October 2006 17:16 (thirteen years ago) link

oy vey.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 27 October 2006 17:25 (thirteen years ago) link

Who is the biggest Captain-Save-A-Cyber-Ho on ILX?

u guys did it, huh?

jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 27 October 2006 17:29 (thirteen years ago) link

i like jaymc, and find it comforting that when the bomb drops, all that will be left of some of us are his files

manute lol (sanskrit), Friday, 27 October 2006 17:30 (thirteen years ago) link

unless they hit chicago instead

manute lol (sanskrit), Friday, 27 October 2006 17:31 (thirteen years ago) link

elmo stop being the acceptability police ffs, u r ruining these threads this week ;_;

Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 27 October 2006 17:33 (thirteen years ago) link

STAGES OF HUMOUR

1) The joke is heard for the first time. It's funny. It remains funny for a little while thereafter.

2) The joke is played out. The repetition becomes predictable and the humour passes into non-humour.

3) The predictable repetition of the joke itself becomes funny, not the joke itself. Often times, the humour is achieved when the joke is unleashed in situations where it's not relevant. The humour lies in the joke's irrelevance to the situation at hand.

gear (gear), Friday, 27 October 2006 17:38 (thirteen years ago) link

a) i don't think jaymc is creepy. i really don't think anything about him.
b) that joke was posted in may, at the height of the joke's funniness

jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 27 October 2006 17:41 (thirteen years ago) link

ally, it's not unacceptable, just a bit tedious.

I GROW TIRED OF THESE "JOKES." THESE FOOLS BORE ME, DADDY, BRING ME NEW FOOLS. [/spoiled prince]

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 27 October 2006 17:46 (thirteen years ago) link

nice spelling moraine

xxpost

and what (ooo), Friday, 27 October 2006 17:46 (thirteen years ago) link

what'd i misspell?

jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 27 October 2006 17:53 (thirteen years ago) link

crepey

rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Friday, 27 October 2006 18:01 (thirteen years ago) link

elmo stop being the acceptability police ffs, u r ruining these threads this week ;_;

-- Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyza...), October 27th, 2006 2:33 PM. (allyzay) (later) (userip)

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 27 October 2006 18:22 (thirteen years ago) link

(xxxxpost) tedious = any one of the emoticon threads

am0n (am0n), Friday, 27 October 2006 20:21 (thirteen years ago) link

They should have fired Horatio Sanz about 5 years ago.

-- GILLY'S BAGG'EAR VANCE OF COUPARI (ca...) (webmail), October 1st, 2006 10:03 AM. (Ex Leon) (link)

He was like a one man excelsior thread.

-- GILLY'S BAGG'EAR VANCE OF COUPARI (ca...) (webmail), October 1st, 2006 10:04 AM. (Ex Leon) (link)

Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 30 October 2006 20:39 (thirteen years ago) link

your FAQ is inadequate

-- cousin larry bundgee (bge...), October 30th, 2006 8:40 PM. (bundgee) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

as yr bloodline might be

-- Dr Morbius (wjwe...), October 30th, 2006 8:54 PM. (Dr Morbius) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

gbx (skowly), Monday, 30 October 2006 22:30 (thirteen years ago) link

j/k

gbx (skowly), Monday, 30 October 2006 22:30 (thirteen years ago) link

ILM in gluttons for punishment non-shocker

-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...) (webmail), October 30th, 2006 2:24 PM. (later) (link)


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oh, go whack off to your rachael ray rape fantasy
-- the orchid and the wasp (theundergroundhom...) (webmail), October 30th, 2006 2:26 PM. (later) (link)

gear (gear), Monday, 30 October 2006 23:26 (thirteen years ago) link

rofl

manute lol (sanskrit), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 00:27 (thirteen years ago) link

WOW.

John Justen will insert a ship in your cat for no additional fee (johnjusten), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 00:43 (thirteen years ago) link

doesn't everyone have a rachael ray rape fantasy...?
bitch is gonna get it.

disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 00:50 (thirteen years ago) link

i am too lazy to lock ian from this thread :(

manute lol (sanskrit), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 01:13 (thirteen years ago) link

ugh

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 16:12 (thirteen years ago) link

The road from hubcaps to vaginas was surprisingly short.
-- Tuomas (lix...), October 31st, 2006 4:29 PM. (later)

not on one of your threads, pal.

-- teh_kit returns! (kittens...), October 31st, 2006 4:30 PM. (later)

polar bear flashback episode (nickalicious), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 16:39 (thirteen years ago) link

OOF @ JBR pwnj on SMC

Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 16:53 (thirteen years ago) link

do something funny and get paid! a BBC thing...

^@^ (map), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 17:47 (thirteen years ago) link

jon go buy some more $1000 purebreed dogs and leave us to our emotional appeals ;_;
-- Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay...), November 2nd, 2006 11:33 AM. (allyzay) (later) (admin) (userip)

chaki (chaki), Thursday, 2 November 2006 19:42 (thirteen years ago) link

does this thread remind anybody else of lord of the flies?

-- like murderinging (mi...), Yesterday 9:31 PM. (modestmickey) (later)

you sort of remind me of piggy

-- manute lol (mikeoptin...), Yesterday 9:41 PM. (sanskrit) (later)

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:43 (thirteen years ago) link

I hear some signs of IDM in the more electronic parts of today's R&B, whereas the electro revival main skips the entire 90s electronica and goes straight to 80s synthpop and electro for influence.
-- Geir Hongro (geirhon...), November 8th, 2006 6:00 AM. (GeirHong)

thanks mr dance music expert
i have a couple hip hop questions for you later, if you have any spare time

-- -- (68...), November 8th, 2006 6:09 AM. (688)

jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:29 (thirteen years ago) link

Bush actually did pretty well, I think. Fairly articulate, though still flailing about trying to cover his ass and spin the losses at points. He was right to smack down the reporter who asked him to explain the comments made two days ago about Rumsfeld staying on about forty-five seconds after he'd already explained himself. His justifications (hadn't met w/ people, made final decision, not wanting to announce it right before election) were valid.

He may have some surprises up his sleeve for possibly Schwarzeneggerification of last two years of his presidency, but I guess we'll see.

-- Tim Ellison , November 8th, 2006. (later)

Tim, this is neither an R.E.M. nor Beatles thread.

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn

dar1a g (daria g), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 20:25 (thirteen years ago) link

I like how I never have to listen to Rush to know what he's saying on a given day

Kind of like how you remind me that I never have to sully my eyeballs with DailyKos or AirAmerica.

-- don weiner (dandydonweine...)

yeah, don't sully your eyeballs with radio, don.

-- elmo argonaut (elmo.oxyge...)

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 20:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Who is Nathan Fillion? Or Mal, for that matter?
-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), Today 12:57 PM. (jaymc) (later)


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not an ilxor, don't worry about it. :D
-- Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr...), Today 1:01 PM. (scarymonsterrr)

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 22:03 (thirteen years ago) link

#18 isn't a bummerz at all. Pls try again.
-- Laurel (sininspac...), November 15th, 2006 10:55 AM. (Laurel)


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you don't even smoke pot
-- gbx (polarbea...), November 15th, 2006 10:58 AM. (skowly)


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Don't you have a bike to lose?
-- Laurel (sininspac...), November 15th, 2006 11:01 AM. (Laurel)

ZING FOR ZING

stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 16:26 (thirteen years ago) link

advantage Laurel

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 16:28 (thirteen years ago) link

that was kind of awesome.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 16:29 (thirteen years ago) link

zings.db

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 16:35 (thirteen years ago) link

major awesome hahaha
xpost

rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 16:36 (thirteen years ago) link

pwned

gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 16:59 (thirteen years ago) link

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In a way, yes, just like the old "Absolut Musik" ideal of the composers. But, you know, a melody is a very concrete thing too because it sounds in a certain way.
Beethoven never heard his 9th Symphony, but we all know what it sounds like, no?

-- Geir Hongro (geirhon...), November 17th, 2006 12:25 AM.

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you don't
-- mark s (mar...), November 17th, 2006 12:32 AM.

deej.. (deej..), Friday, 17 November 2006 00:39 (thirteen years ago) link

I should totally dig out this weird old late '60s comedy record I got a while back that is basically a totally rural Southern white dude making "I am a totally rural Southern white dude and confused at the modern world" jokes at the Apollo -- his name's Dick Davy and the album is called You're a Long Way from Home, Whitey.

-- nate p. ((nospamto)natepatrin(please)@gmail.com) (webmail), Today 10:36 PM. (natepatrin) (later) (link)

nate if you YSI that lp i promise to cut down to only 1 furry joke a week

-- anticon jemima (an...) (webmail), Today 10:38 PM. (ooo) (later) (link)

songs and ballads of the bituminous miners (sanskrit), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 04:25 (thirteen years ago) link

oh GZeus. it was all said in mock anger. you're about 10 years too late to catch me being actually angry at random people.

-- sunny successor agrees: gay dad always trumps slutty mom (sunnysuccesso...) (webmail), November 21st, 2006 2:06 PM. (katharine) (later) (link)

There's no tone of voice in the internet.

-- The GZeus (gzeusmant...) (webmail), November 21st, 2006 3:24 PM. (The GZeus) (later) (link)

Oh, but yours is pretty easy to imagine.

-- DOCTOR METH KING (tombo...) (webmail), November 21st, 2006 3:28 PM. (TOMBOT) (later) (link)

i am not a nugget (stevie), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 15:56 (thirteen years ago) link

Is this band good? Could it be worth getting their record? (I heard their 45 on the radio last night.)
-- the bellefox (pinefo...) (webmail), November 20th, 2006

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they are terrible so you might like them.
-- jed_ (colin_o_har...) (webmail), November 21st, 2006

my teeth are horrible, I'm gaining weight, I don't understand twelve-tone (dubpl, Tuesday, 21 November 2006 16:05 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...
what the hell is a "sports coat"? is this some stupid American thing like "golf shirt"? Just call things what they are, for goodness sake.

-- Rebel.yell.For.Internet.cakes (adamr...) (webmail), January 15th, 2007 7:10 PM. (nordicskilla) (later)

cunt.

-- asked my baby for a nickel she gave me a 2 dollar whore (flembac...) (webmail), January 15th, 2007 7:11 PM. (Carey) (later)

trans pacific donkey cell phone (sleep), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 15:33 (twelve years ago) link

hahaha

tony conrad schnitzler (sanskrit), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 17:08 (twelve years ago) link

don't steam. always boil. you know they're done when they're floating. drain then blanch for a few seconds in ice water. add a dash or two of sea salt to taste.

-- Steve Shasta (steveshast...), January 18th, 2007 8:12 PM. (Steve Shasta) (later)

where can i buy these edamame jeans

-- am0n (...), January 18th, 2007 8:26 PM. (am0n) (later)

vahid (vahid), Friday, 19 January 2007 05:42 (twelve years ago) link

"cunt" hahahahahahaha excellent.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 19 January 2007 12:20 (twelve years ago) link

at least im not trying to get rid of all my pennywise and nofx cds cuz i want people to think i only ever liked dance music like that one dude.

-- artdamages (chris.tha()mrin@gmail.com) (webmail), Today 11:34 AM. (artdamages) (later) (link)

tony conrad schnitzler (sanskrit), Friday, 19 January 2007 17:13 (twelve years ago) link

:(

friday on the porch (lfam), Friday, 19 January 2007 17:21 (twelve years ago) link

i didn't always like dance music and i don't only like dance music and if you think the nofx and pennywise cds are so great you can have them

friday on the porch (lfam), Friday, 19 January 2007 17:22 (twelve years ago) link

pennywise is dance music

ewe never broke yr treo 4ever (ex machina), Friday, 19 January 2007 17:26 (twelve years ago) link

wasnt a funny putdown as much as a wtf moment

tony conrad schnitzler (sanskrit), Friday, 19 January 2007 17:29 (twelve years ago) link

he's got it totally backwards, too, because back then i listened to music because i wanted to create an image for myself. now i don't really talk about music with my friends at all.

friday on the porch (lfam), Friday, 19 January 2007 17:38 (twelve years ago) link

bro hymn

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 19 January 2007 17:47 (twelve years ago) link

i don't know pennywise but i liked that song by nofx about "bob" the drunk who goes straightedge. i also liked that song called "knowitall" by lagwagon.

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 19 January 2007 17:48 (twelve years ago) link

nofx were okay but they were massively overrated around my high school for some reason

acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Friday, 19 January 2007 18:04 (twelve years ago) link

they were massively overrated in every high school, i think. i had friends who owned the shirt that looked like the trix box.

max (maxreax), Friday, 19 January 2007 18:05 (twelve years ago) link

there should be a photo thread just of people in "that nofx shirt"

UART variations (ex machina), Friday, 19 January 2007 18:07 (twelve years ago) link

1995 was basically the year of oversized skater pants and nofx t-shirts

acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Friday, 19 January 2007 18:09 (twelve years ago) link

ha, i was in high school in 1999-2003, so maybe i just had loser friends.

max (maxreax), Friday, 19 January 2007 18:10 (twelve years ago) link

"maybe"

max (maxreax), Friday, 19 January 2007 18:10 (twelve years ago) link

max (maxreax), Friday, 19 January 2007 18:13 (twelve years ago) link

http://urban-decay.co.uk/shoppics/SYMPH1.gif

Storefront Church (688), Friday, 19 January 2007 19:16 (twelve years ago) link

your FAQ is inadequate
-- cousin larry bundgee (bge...), October 30th, 2006 8:40 PM. (bundgee) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

as yr bloodline might be

-- Dr Morbius (wjwe...), October 30th, 2006 8:54 PM. (Dr Morbius) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

haha this is kinda funny

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 19 January 2007 19:21 (twelve years ago) link

nofx lol

i do like their cover of "straight edge"

feed latebloomer to the Sharkicons (latebloomer), Friday, 19 January 2007 19:24 (twelve years ago) link

a frameless erte, a painting without a signature
she's waiting for someone to save her

friday on the porch (lfam), Friday, 19 January 2007 19:30 (twelve years ago) link

also, i liked their records of songs written in ten minutes or less.

friday on the porch (lfam), Friday, 19 January 2007 19:31 (twelve years ago) link

put it this way, if i was pursuing someone i'd either hook up with them on first meeting or i'd get their phone number and arrange something pronto without involving the internet. what the internet does however is keep a database of existing contacts so that one's social context can be improved upon every subsequent sortie into Real Life.

-- to scour or to pop? (papiermachealamphibia...) (webmail), January 23rd, 2007 12:50 PM. (Haberdager)

try not to use the word 'sortie'

-- Storefront Church (68...) (webmail), January 23rd, 2007 12:52 PM. (688)

i don't. my ilx vocabulary is deliberately arch, IRL i like to think personality speaks for itself!

-- to scour or to pop? (papiermachealamphibia...) (webmail), January 23rd, 2007 12:53 PM. (Haberdager)

try not to use the word 'sortie' here

-- Storefront Church (68...) (webmail), January 23rd, 2007 12:54 PM. (688)

Fetchboy (Felcher), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:12 (twelve years ago) link

Well, maybe I was being melodramatic, but it's still been a pointless circular ILM blow-out of the most futile proportions. It's also been educational about the sort of music it's better not to be educated about; the Hadouken video should have signalled the end, IMO... :P

Nah, it's just that this thread has trodden the same ground repeatedly, run its course, and needs to be put to rest ASAP.

-- to scour or to pop? (papiermachealamphibia...), January 30th, 2007. (Haberdager) (later)

You're new here, aren't you.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), January 30th, 2007. (Ned) (later)

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 01:27 (twelve years ago) link

oh so that's what he said

is there no thread he won't smear his faeces all over?

jimbo (electricsound), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 02:03 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.endoskopischer-atlas.de/k004.jpg

to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 02:46 (twelve years ago) link

Why do you have a roulette wheel in your anus?

John Justen waitin to get his W2s back so he can file his tax and ball out (john, Tuesday, 30 January 2007 06:47 (twelve years ago) link

Always bet on brown.

onimo (onimo), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:37 (twelve years ago) link

I have adjusted the new Ignore feature (which Frank Burns has spent the last year trying to perfect) not by age, but by insane cuntiness.

-- Dr Morbius (wjwe...) (webmail), February 9th, 2007 6:07 PM. (Dr Morbius) (later) (link)

dude you haven't even figured out your answering machine yet

-- the kwisatz bacharach (mikeoptin...) (webmail), February 9th, 2007 6:09 PM. (sanskrit) (later) (link)

i am not a nugget (stevie), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:59 (twelve years ago) link

Morbius, it strikes me that the people on threads about people/subjects they dislike just to be dicks are the people that need lives. It's not ILX's fault you can't get laid and need to spend your time harassing people half your age. ;_;

-- Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyza...)

and what (ooo), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:09 (twelve years ago) link

(I liked Gear's "who is/was this Frank Burns" z1nger, too.)

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:31 (twelve years ago) link

I love to eat BOXCARS

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:33 (twelve years ago) link

wtf is morbius even talking about now?

roger goodell (gear), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:36 (twelve years ago) link

BOXCAR

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:37 (twelve years ago) link

he's talking about BOXCARS

Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:37 (twelve years ago) link

omg what have I done

Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:38 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.gayontherange.com/a-z/xqueensfury.jpg

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 9 February 2007 20:10 (twelve years ago) link

i need some snopes on this i think haha

geoff (gcannon), Friday, 9 February 2007 20:38 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...
I always expect some chick to barf up cheese fries on Earl, so I can see the appeal.

Nicole on Friday, February 23, 2007 2:15 PM (2 hours ago)

nickalicious, Friday, 23 February 2007 22:16 (twelve years ago) link

we need the big line back.

s1ocki, Friday, 23 February 2007 23:05 (twelve years ago) link

What it is about BEING SINGLE and/or LIVING ALONE that is so ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC!

1) Can watch whatever you like on the telly without someone else mucking about with the remote/speaking through the good bits/changing channel

Masonic Boom on Wednesday, 28 February 2007 12:54 (1 hour ago)

2) You wash dishes and they STAY WASHED until you use them without anyone moving them about the house and hiding them

Masonic Boom on Wednesday, 28 February 2007 12:54 (1 hour ago)

3) No one else going in your bathroom and leaving the toilet seat up or the shower in the on position so that you get a face full of water when you try to use it

Masonic Boom on Wednesday, 28 February 2007 12:55 (1 hour ago)

You can talk to yourself without being interrupted.

nathalie on Wednesday, 28 February 2007 12:55 (1 hour ago)

sanskrit, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 15:08 (twelve years ago) link

just came here to post that

and what, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 15:55 (twelve years ago) link

:D

s1ocki, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:15 (twelve years ago) link


SPACE LOTHARIO

David R. on Wednesday, February 28, 2007 11:45 AM (9 minutes ago)
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BEN AFLAC

David R. on Wednesday, February 28, 2007 11:45 AM (9 minutes ago)
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OH FUCK YES THE KILLFILE WORKS

TOMBOT on Wednesday, February 28, 2007 11:46 AM (8 minutes ago)

David R., Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:55 (twelve years ago) link

who are you and why don't you die?

kenan on Thursday, 1 March 2007 07:33 (1 hour ago)

guess what kenan, 'man in the mirror' was also from 1988!

estela on Thursday, 1 March 2007 08:34 (9 minutes ago)

strgn, Thursday, 1 March 2007 08:46 (twelve years ago) link

louis maybe you should read ilm for another few years before posting again

and what on Monday, 5 March 2007 16:26 (38 seconds ago)

Dom Passantino, Monday, 5 March 2007 16:28 (twelve years ago) link

haha, ethan scores another brilliant goal from six inches out, well done indeed

unfished business, Monday, 5 March 2007 16:33 (twelve years ago) link

that nathalie one is one of the GZOAT

^@^, Monday, 5 March 2007 16:35 (twelve years ago) link

sometimes kate makes it too easy

sanskrit, Monday, 5 March 2007 16:51 (twelve years ago) link

at least one of us is scoring

and what, Monday, 5 March 2007 16:58 (twelve years ago) link

i'm a goalkeeper, scoring ain't my prerogative

unfished business, Monday, 5 March 2007 17:07 (twelve years ago) link

so i've heard

and what, Monday, 5 March 2007 17:10 (twelve years ago) link

that makes me the medusa, huh

unfished business, Monday, 5 March 2007 17:10 (twelve years ago) link

no i think what he's saying is that he wants someone to feed you to a goddamned cracken already.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 17:24 (twelve years ago) link

this is like shieldhead vs brontoscorpio redux

ghost rider, Monday, 5 March 2007 17:24 (twelve years ago) link

man are you talking about shieldhead? i love shieldhead

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 17:25 (twelve years ago) link

8080++

TOMBOT, Monday, 5 March 2007 17:31 (twelve years ago) link

what thread is the kenan/estela zing from?

jaymc, Monday, 5 March 2007 18:24 (twelve years ago) link

ZING FEVER:

For those of you keeping track, here are some people the Lex admires, is amused by, and defends:

1. Paris Hilton
2. Ann Coulter

nabisco on Monday, March 5, 2007 2:00 PM (15 minutes ago)
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Whereas here are some people the Lex finds to be repulsive racist homophobes:

1. Guitar players

nabisco on Monday, March 5, 2007 2:02 PM (14 minutes ago)
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[...]

If only Hitler had a vagina, then he'd be off moderating a neo-Nazi website somewhere instead of gradually turning into the amoral know-nothing version of Geir Hongro.

nabisco on Monday, March 5, 2007 2:12 PM (3 minutes ago)
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[..]

people who still pay attention to the lex

1. nabisco

TOMBOT on Monday, March 5, 2007 2:13 PM (2 minutes ago)

HI DERE, Monday, 5 March 2007 19:17 (twelve years ago) link

zak mckraken

Frogman Henry, Monday, 5 March 2007 21:24 (twelve years ago) link

i'm running protools 5.0 on OS 9.2, so I assume that's part of the problem.
sexyDancer on Monday, March 5, 2007 2:59 PM (1 hour ago)

I'M SURE YOUR OS 9 MACHINE IS VERY FAST AT CONVERTING WITH ITS POWERPC PROCESSOR, OLD MAN!
JW on Monday, March 5, 2007 3:23 PM (1 hour ago)

HOLY SHIT HAS MY OS9 MACHINE SLOWED THE FLOW OF MUSIC OUT OF IT? Where's your discog, dog??
sexyDancer on Monday, March 5, 2007 3:30 PM (1 hour ago)

jhøshea, Monday, 5 March 2007 21:38 (twelve years ago) link

Where's your discog, dog??

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/4363/250pxamericanidolcompeteg3.png

sanskrit, Monday, 5 March 2007 21:49 (twelve years ago) link

I think that was an xpost to milton

JW, Monday, 5 March 2007 21:58 (twelve years ago) link

eh maybe -anyway i salute the overall zingin vibe and especially the instant classic Where's your discog, dog??

jhøshea, Monday, 5 March 2007 22:03 (twelve years ago) link

its like suddenly a total blizzard here - r u seeing this?

jhøshea, Monday, 5 March 2007 22:04 (twelve years ago) link

* Daddy-O (1958)
* John Goldfarb, Please Come Home! (1965)
* Valley of the Dolls (1967) Oscar nomination
* A Guide for the Married Man (1967)
* Fitzwilly (1967)
* The Reivers (1969) Oscar nomination
* Goodbye, Mr. Chips (1969) Oscar nomination
* Storia di una donna (1970) The only Williams' score written for an Italian movie
* Jane Eyre (1970)
* Fiddler on the Roof (1971) Oscar winner
* Images (1972) Oscar nomination
* The Poseidon Adventure (1972) Oscar nomination
* The Cowboys (1972)
* Cinderella Liberty (1973) Oscar nomination
* The Paper Chase (1973)
* Tom Sawyer (1973) Oscar nomination shared with Robert B. Sherman & Richard M. Sherman
* The Towering Inferno (1974) Oscar nomination
* Jaws (1975) Golden Globe, BAFTA & Oscar winner
* Family Plot (1976)
* Midway (1976)
* The Missouri Breaks (1976)
* Black Sunday (1977)
* Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope (1977) Oscar, Golden Globe & BAFTA winner
* Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977) Oscar nomination
* The Fury (1978)
* Superman: The Movie (1978) double Grammy & Oscar nomination
* 1941(1979)
* Dracula (1979)
* Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back (1980) double Grammy & Oscar nomination, BAFTA winner
* Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) double Grammy & Oscar nomination
* Monsignor (1982)
* Yes, Giorgio (1982) Oscar nomination
* E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982) Golden Globe, Oscar & BAFTA winner
* Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi (1983) Oscar nomination
* Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984) Oscar nomination
* The River (1984) Oscar nomination
* SpaceCamp (1985)
* Empire of the Sun (1987) Oscar nomination, BAFTA winner
* The Witches of Eastwick (1987) Oscar nomination
* The Accidental Tourist (1988) Oscar nomination
* Born on the Fourth of July (1989) Oscar nomination
* Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989) Oscar nomination
* Stanley & Iris (1990)
* Presumed Innocent (1990)
* Home Alone (1990) double Oscar nominations
* Hook (1991) Grammy & Oscar nominations
* JFK (1991) Oscar nomination
* Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992)
* Far and Away (1992)
* Jurassic Park (1993)
* Schindler's List (1993) Oscar, Grammy and BAFTA winner
* Nixon (1995) Oscar nomination
* Sabrina (1995) double Oscar nominations
* Sleepers (1996) Oscar nomination
* Seven Years in Tibet (1997)
* Amistad (1997) Grammy & Oscar nominations
* The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997)
* Stepmom (1998)
* Saving Private Ryan (1998) Golden Globe, Grammy & Oscar nominations
* Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace (1999) Grammy nomination
* Angela's Ashes (1999) Grammy & Oscar nomination
* The Patriot (2000) Oscar nomination
* A.I.: Artificial Intelligence (2001) Grammy & Oscar nominations
* Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001) double Grammy & Oscar nomination
* Catch Me If You Can (2002) Oscar nomination
* Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones (2002)
* Minority Report (2002)
* Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002) Grammy nomination
* Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004) Grammy & Oscar nominations
* The Terminal (2004)
* Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith (2005) double Grammy nominations
* War of the Worlds (2005) Grammy nomination
* Memoirs of a Geisha (2005) Golden Globe, BAFTA and Grammy winner, Oscar nomination
* Munich (2005) Oscar nomination, Grammy for Best Instrumental Composition

[edit] Television themes

* For NBC:
o NBC News - The Mission
+ NBC Nightly News
+ The Today Show
+ Meet The Press
o NBC Sunday Night Football [3]
* Amazing Stories
* Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure (Wicket's theme reprised from Return of the Jedi)
* Land of the Giants
* Lost in Space

[edit] Concertos

* Concerto for Flute and Orchestra (1969), premiered only in 1981 by the Saint Louis Symphony Orchestra under Leonard Slatkin.
* Concerto for Violin and Orchestra (1976 rev. 1998), premiered in 1981 by the Saint Louis Symphony Orchestra under Slatkin.
* Concerto for Tuba and Orchestra (1985), premiered by the Boston Pops for their 100th anniversary.
* Concerto for Clarinet and Orchestra (1991).
* Concerto for Bassoon and Orchestra (The Five Sacred Trees) (1993).
* Concerto for Cello and Orchestra (1994).
* Concerto for Trumpet and Orchestra (1996).
* Elegy for Cello and Piano (1997), later arranged for Cello and Orchestra (2002). Based on a theme from Seven Years in Tibet.
* TreeSong, Concerto for Violin and Orchestra (2000).
* Heartwood: Lyric Sketches for Cello and Orchestra (2002).
* Concerto for Horn and Orchestra (2003).

[edit] Celebration pieces and other concert works

* Prelude and Fugue (1965), for orchestra. Available for download in MP3 at the United States Marine Band website.
* Symphony #1 (1966), premiered by Houston Symphony under André Previn in 1968. Williams reworked it in 1988 but the piece was never performed.
* Thomas and the King (musical, 1975), premiered in London. Recorded in 1981 by the Original Cast.
* Jubilee 350 Fanfare (1980), it was premiered by the Boston Pops conducted by Williams. Piece celebrating the 350th anniversary of the City of Boston.
* Liberty Fanfare (1986), premiered on July 4 1986 by the Boston Pops Esplanade Orchestra. Piece composed for the Centennial of the Statue of Liberty.
* A Hymn to New England (1987).
* For New York (Variations on theme by Leonard Bernstein) (1988). Composed for Leonard Bernstein's 70th birthday celebrations.
* Celebrate Discovery (1990), composed for the 500th anniversary celebration of the arrival of Columbus to America.
* Sound the Bells! (1993).
* Song for World Peace (1994).
* Variations on Happy Birthday (1995).
* American Journey (1999). Portions premiered as accompaniment to a film by Steven Spielberg as part of the Millennium Celebration in Washington D.C. December 31, 1999.
* Three Pieces for solo Cello (2001).
* Soundings (2003), composed for the Walt Disney Concert Hall.

JW, Monday, 5 March 2007 22:14 (twelve years ago) link

JW, THAT COMEBACK WUZ KINDA PITCHY, DOG

http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/2012/randyjacksonwv6.jpg

sanskrit, Monday, 5 March 2007 23:18 (twelve years ago) link

I don't get your american idol jokes [/tuomas]

JW, Monday, 5 March 2007 23:34 (twelve years ago) link

Whatever truth they might hold (which is arguable - were Debs and Goldman and Proudhon and Joe Hill and Woody Guthrie and MLK 'predisposed to authoritarianism'?) is obscured by the image of a comfortable middle-class white person patting him or herself on the back.

milo z on Tuesday, March 6, 2007


Images you make up in your head do tend to obscure things, that's true.

daria-g on Tuesday, March 6, 2007

and what, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 19:56 (twelve years ago) link

He showed me his air force wings, and gave me his P.D. card...and moreover answered many questions I fired at him about his career in the minutest detail. Plus, there was something about the dude I could sense before he'd opened his mouth, the feeling that this guy had truly lived.

You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager) on Wednesday, September 27, 2006

jesus joseph and mary.

EARLY-90S MAN (Enrique) on Wednesday, September 27, 2006

did you lend him money?

EARLY-90S MAN (Enrique) on Wednesday, September 27, 2006

xpost: I am not THAT gullible, my dear fellow! ;-)

Look, I'm tellin' ya, his voice was bona fide New York, and his knowledge phenomenal. He didn't try to convince me to do anything.

You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager) on Wednesday, September 27, 2006

did he touch you?

GOD PUNCH TO HAWKWIND (yournullfame) on Wednesday, September 27, 2006

and what, Thursday, 8 March 2007 18:43 (twelve years ago) link

http://craft.nunodoll.com/mini/mini_doll.jpg

show me where

jhøshea, Thursday, 8 March 2007 19:04 (twelve years ago) link

Bad videos (with cats, or shooting in negative) have sort of become an 4nimal Collective tradition. Apparently that also extends to solo projects. The first video from Panda Be4r's excellent Pers0n Pitch, co-directed by 3xc3pt3r's J3ff Ryan, falls in line: colors swirl like gasoline on water, a cat's face pops in and out, and a long-haired dude (Panda B3ar himself?) takes a shower, drinks beer, and bros out with his shirt off. We estimate that 70% of the video budget went to the six-pack.
PWNDFORK

sexyDancer, Thursday, 8 March 2007 19:18 (twelve years ago) link

cats, crappy graphics, lix

jhøshea, Thursday, 8 March 2007 19:23 (twelve years ago) link

nothin wrong with gasoline on water swirlies.. dere classicks.

ian, Thursday, 8 March 2007 19:25 (twelve years ago) link

we did it all with water, whisky and cabbage

sexyDancer, Thursday, 8 March 2007 19:26 (twelve years ago) link

Potato eating papist

JW, Thursday, 8 March 2007 19:39 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.gonemovies.com/www/MyWebFilms/Drama/WaterfrontBarry_sm.jpg
Turth is Out of Stylee

sexyDancer, Thursday, 8 March 2007 20:47 (twelve years ago) link

I just saw that movie!

JW, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:30 (twelve years ago) link

KM taught a drama class at my high school

sexyDancer, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:59 (twelve years ago) link

The virginity one? At least there were only two people in the room, even if their was vomit and fingers-in-bums. Homoerotic group masturbation didn't happen until much later.

Scik Mouthy on Monday, 12 March 2007 18:36 (27 minutes ago)
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Stylus magazine Xmas bash, I heard?

Matt DC on Monday, 12 March 2007 18:37 (27 minutes ago)

That one guy that quit, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:04 (twelve years ago) link

so is this like fraternity hazing, except more overtly homo??

elmo argonaut on Monday, 12 March 2007 15:59 (14 minutes ago)


tbh, as far as Oxbridge stuff goes, this is pretty much as hetero as it gets.

Dom Passantino on Monday, 12 March 2007 16:00 (13 minutes ago)

and what, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:14 (twelve years ago) link

Maybe I should join this Shimura Curves band to get laid, seems to work for even the the most desperate cases.

suzy on Monday, March 12, 2007 4:44 PM (7 minutes ago)

^@^, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:51 (twelve years ago) link

where wus that`
pulling thread

^@^, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:57 (twelve years ago) link

OH WOW I CAN'T BELIEVE I WENT TO DINNER AND WATCHED MOVIES WHEN I COULD HAVE BEEN READING THIS.

JW on Sunday, 18 March 2007 19:16 (55 minutes ago)

^@^, Sunday, 18 March 2007 20:12 (twelve years ago) link

stoled zing :(

jessie monster, Sunday, 18 March 2007 20:16 (twelve years ago) link

im not sure you understand

^@^, Monday, 19 March 2007 10:55 (twelve years ago) link

OH WOW I CAN'T BELIEVE I WENT TO DINNER AND WATCHED MOVIES WHEN I COULD HAVE BEEN READING THIS.

JW on Sunday, 18 March 2007 19:16 (55 minutes ago)

^@^ on Sunday, 18 March 2007 20:12 (Yesterday)
stoled zing :(

jessie monster on Sunday, 18 March 2007 20:16 (Yesterday)
im not sure you understand

^@^ on Monday, 19 March 2007 10:55 (2 hours ago)

Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 19 March 2007 13:18 (twelve years ago) link

there's something truly hilarious about the second of those rugby photos, and I think it may have something to do with the lady on the right.

unfished business on Tuesday, 20 March 2007 22:35 (Yesterday)
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not interesting.

marissa on Tuesday, 20 March 2007 22:38 (Yesterday)

gff, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:16 (twelve years ago) link

poor lj, even the psychotic pwn him

Edward III, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:25 (twelve years ago) link

Hahaha I read that and lolled. Pwnz0r3d by marissa!

That marissa thread generally =

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b379/Vietgrove/barthelmess.jpg

Pashmina, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:25 (twelve years ago) link

marissa thread locked ;_;

John Justen, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:28 (twelve years ago) link

it's a shame it was locked; I was planning upon using the killer 'not interesting' line right back on one of her many interminable and unfathomable Joachim rants.

unfished business, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:55 (twelve years ago) link

that would have shut her up, no doubt.

g®▲Ðұ, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:00 (twelve years ago) link

WHAT HAPPENS TO A ZING DEFERRED?
does it dry up like raisinsssssssss???

elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:17 (twelve years ago) link

It wouldn't have worked, Louis. I don't think she's a real person at all, I think she's a chatbot designed by a sadistic maniac.

Pashmina, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:23 (twelve years ago) link

I'm not so sure; how would she have picked up on forksclovetofu's claim that he was Joachim if she was just a bot?

I reckon it's Blount.

unfished business, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:26 (twelve years ago) link

Am I the only person who believes Marissa is a real person? You never her.

nickalicious, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:46 (twelve years ago) link

I don't have an opinion either way, but I actually would be kind of disturbed if she was real.

jessie monster, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:46 (twelve years ago) link

Marissa is REAL, believe it. I have heard the voice messages and all their rambling pathos.

elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:47 (twelve years ago) link

i want to believe in Marissa

▒█▄█ ▄▄ ▒█▄█, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 19:35 (twelve years ago) link

man, someone needs to reup the marissa voicemails

Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 19:40 (twelve years ago) link

I had them, but they were lost in the great '06 hard drive crash :( :(

I'm pretty sure some of the old Aja/Dante crew (Dom, forks) would have them??

elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 19:45 (twelve years ago) link

if we all clap our hands and say we believe, maybe the thread will be unlocked?

elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 19:52 (twelve years ago) link

I like marissa's posts a lot.

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:03 (twelve years ago) link

I think Confounded has Marissa files, he played them at his old DJ night at least once. Go hound one of those people.

Laurel, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:05 (twelve years ago) link

what did he play it over?

Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:21 (twelve years ago) link

(plz say "Call Me")

HI DERE, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:24 (twelve years ago) link

867-5309.

John Justen, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:26 (twelve years ago) link

"911 Is A Joke"

HI DERE, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:37 (twelve years ago) link

"schizophrenia"

Edward III, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:44 (twelve years ago) link

Actually I think he played it alone, at the end of the set, and I might have asked him to because I didn't know the phone convo tapes existed up until that point.

Laurel, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:47 (twelve years ago) link

i have them

river wolf, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:59 (twelve years ago) link

leonardo dude

Edward III, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:00 (twelve years ago) link

i will when i get home

river wolf, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:00 (twelve years ago) link

noice

Edward III, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:01 (twelve years ago) link

Marissa's totally real. Phone and email conversations on my end.
Not sure why she keeps thinking I'm Joachim, but she does keep saying that.
I still like her music!

forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:55 (twelve years ago) link

hello marissa

river wolf, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 23:36 (twelve years ago) link

marissa 3030

river wolf, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 23:36 (twelve years ago) link

So beautiful.

Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 23:52 (twelve years ago) link

on my itunes, "story of my life" by marty robbins (/burt bacharach) comes on right after the crazy marissa calls and the goofy whistling intro is pretty much the best followup i could ask for to her madness.

Fetchboy, Thursday, 22 March 2007 01:58 (twelve years ago) link

haha this reminds me of when some dude was posting about how people should check out devin and ethan clowned him for acting like devin the dude was obscure on ILM. Or something like that.

deej on Tuesday, March 27, 2007 1:08 PM (7 minutes ago)

great story.

s1ocki on Tuesday, March 27, 2007 1:09 PM (7 minutes ago)

and what, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:17 (twelve years ago) link

zzz

deej, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:24 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.techcrunch.com/2007/03/27/john-mccains-myspace-page-hacked/

Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 18:34 (twelve years ago) link

ahahahaasdkf;'k

sleep, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 18:39 (twelve years ago) link

and!

http://www.techcrunch.com/wp-content/mccaingroup.png

lololol

Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:09 (twelve years ago) link

an incomplete database is no good though. i must go on!

modestmickey on Friday, 30 March 2007 03:28 (3 hours ago)


all you ever do is go on

estela on Friday, 30 March 2007 03:29 (3 hours ago)

Fetchboy, Friday, 30 March 2007 06:43 (twelve years ago) link

"ADD TO GORUP" is some funny shit.

Hurting 2, Friday, 30 March 2007 14:58 (twelve years ago) link

bell:

Okay, bullshit. But gimme something. I know what I'm saying isn't gonna win friends, and I know it isn't 100% true (or even probably 80% true). But I've been going to harsh/weird/macho shows for decades. And from what I've seen, as long as the band is all male, and not especially attractive or hip, the audience often (NOT ALWAYS) becomes nearly all male.

And I, too, have lots of female friends that go for "challenging" music.

Pye Poudre on Friday, March 30, 2007 2:27 PM (25 minutes ago)

i kind of doubt you have any female friends

bell_labs on Friday, March 30, 2007 2:33 PM (19 minutes ago)


burn!

am0n, Friday, 30 March 2007 19:01 (twelve years ago) link

I think the sexualized imagery of this ad is the most nauseating thing about it. Oh noes crying woman holds crotch with her clothes half off... uh... are they trying to get rapists all hot?

-- kenan, Friday, March 30, 2007 11:52 AM (23 hours ago)

you tell us, kenan

-- That one guy that quit, Friday, March 30, 2007 11:55 AM (23 hours ago)

am0n, Saturday, 31 March 2007 15:18 (twelve years ago) link

Can you recommend some essential ITALO-DISCO?
-- MusicQuizKing, Friday, April 6, 2007 10:52 AM (59 minutes ago)

Can you recommend me some essential SEARCH FUNCTION?
-- pretzel walrus, Friday, April 6, 2007 10:53 AM (58 minutes ago)

jaxon, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:53 (twelve years ago) link

ha. had i scrolled down a tiny bit i woulda seen this

http://www.kenschaefer.com/spyder/pics/StencilUpload/zing.jpg
-- deej, Friday, April 6, 2007 10:57 AM (55 minutes ago)

jaxon, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:54 (twelve years ago) link

I like LeWitt the conceptual artist and theorist more so than LeWitt the painter and sculptor.

-- jaymc, Monday, April 9, 2007 11:09 AM (11 minutes ago)

well done but I assume both are dead

RIP

-- RJG, Monday, April 9, 2007 11:15 AM (5 minutes ago)

jaymc, Monday, 9 April 2007 16:21 (twelve years ago) link

man, it's been a long 27 years and things have entirely gone to shit politically.

-- Dr Morbius, Thursday, April 5, 2007 5:42 PM (4 days ago)

yeah 27 years ago things were really looking up circa ... reagan???

-- deej, Thursday, April 5, 2007 5:45 PM (4 days ago)

it was morning in America back then *sigh*

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, April 5, 2007 5:47 PM (4 days ago)

and what, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 16:16 (twelve years ago) link

In general I don't, but when I'm at store and can't find them, it's kinda hard to ask for where to find them. Often I just go to another store. Today I went to drug store and bought some painkillers, a package of ear plugs, and a pack of condoms, and I was half expecting the clerk to say something like, "Gonna have a rough night, huh?", but of course she didn't.

-- Tuomas, Tuesday, April 10, 2007 2:02 PM (17 minutes ago)
I feel awkward when you buy condoms.

-- kenan, Tuesday, April 10, 2007 2:04 PM (16 minutes ago)

deej, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:21 (twelve years ago) link

Tuomas as a father, lolz

sexyDancer, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:23 (twelve years ago) link

holy shit, I cracked up at the picture b/c I thought it was the Onion or something. but it wasn't. :(

-- Ms Misery, Friday, April 13, 2007 3:52 PM (31 minutes ago)

because if it was the onion, it would be funny?

-- cutty, Friday, April 13, 2007 4:06 PM (17 minutes ago)

Satire is funny, yes. Reality, not so much.

-- Ms Misery, Friday, April 13, 2007 4:08 PM (15 minutes ago)

Yes, it would be funny if someone satirized the known racist bias of the furniture industry.

-- kenan, Friday, April 13, 2007 4:18 PM (5 minutes ago)

deej, Friday, 13 April 2007 21:25 (twelve years ago) link

argh need to stop posting kenan zings

deej, Friday, 13 April 2007 21:25 (twelve years ago) link

arcade fire mediocre?

fuck off mate

-- wesley useche, Saturday, 14 April 2007 08:52 (5 hours ago)

Yeah, mediocre is way too fucking kind!

-- The Reverend, Saturday, 14 April 2007 09:03 (5 hours ago)

am0n, Saturday, 14 April 2007 14:14 (twelve years ago) link

i think it means you like girls with piercings

-- Slumpman, Saturday, April 14, 2007 9:04 AM (1 hour ago)

I knew it!

-- Tuomas, Saturday, April 14, 2007 10:01 AM (15 minutes ago)

then why did u ask u insufferable jackass

-- am0n, Saturday, April 14, 2007 10:14 AM (3 minutes ago)

and what, Saturday, 14 April 2007 14:17 (twelve years ago) link

FUCK OFF MATE

BLASTOCYST, Saturday, 14 April 2007 20:40 (twelve years ago) link

dudes in middle school i had HOLSTERS.

on the real, like tiny wrist holsters just for my hot sauce that i would bust out at the lunch table.

i shit you NAUGHT.

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:32 (1 hour ago)

were you the guy that wore a fedora too?

-- gff, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:34 (1 hour ago)

and what, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:51 (twelve years ago) link

i was about to post 'i don't even know what that means but i'm roffling' but i realized that would have been a hoos move.

That one guy that quit, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:54 (twelve years ago) link

classic zing.

s1ocki, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:59 (twelve years ago) link

on the real

dmr, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:00 (twelve years ago) link

I know it's morbid mathematics, but wouldn't you prefer 2 dead people to 33 dead people?

-- Tuomas, Wednesday, April 18, 2007 3:23 PM (1 minute ago)

would I have to live in Finland?

-- sexyDancer, Wednesday, April 18, 2007 3:24 PM (7 seconds ago)

and what, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:26 (twelve years ago) link

ahahaha

sanskrit, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 22:50 (twelve years ago) link

Look, everyone stop comparing their size of their dicks for a second, this is important: 2004 rapper Jin has recorded a VTech tribute.

http://www.xxlmag.com/online/?p=9306

-- Dom Passantino, Wednesday, April 18, 2007 8:01 PM (4 minutes ago)
too late dom, we saw yours and it was small

-- moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, April 18, 2007 8:03 PM (2 minutes ago)

JW, Thursday, 19 April 2007 00:06 (twelve years ago) link

Dom gon' learn Chinese

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 19 April 2007 02:34 (twelve years ago) link

mickey if I'm ever in Charlotte I'll hang out with you

(I'm never in Charlotte)

-- bernard snowy, Thursday, April 19, 2007 9:37 AM (3 hours ago)

sanskrit, Thursday, 19 April 2007 23:11 (twelve years ago) link

Tim, Paris's third single, "Nothing In This World," is the best Dr. Luke track since "4ever"; also, it's the only one that avoids what's becoming a really annoying trend in Dr. Luke, his tendency to pump up the sound so much that it's grotesquely musclebound: giant FUN hooks, BIG drums, HARD-ROCKING guitars. Whereas "Nothing In The World" goes for a gorgeous glide. Maybe Paris forced him to take down the sound, or maybe, given that she's not a belt-it-out diva, he really had no choice.

-- Frank Kogan, Friday, 20 April 2007 04:33 (5 hours ago)

are you willing to explore what's really at issue with you, paedo?

-- gershy, Friday, 20 April 2007 04:49 (4 hours ago)

Dom Passantino, Friday, 20 April 2007 09:38 (twelve years ago) link

i think honesty and self-revelation can be great in pop (i like leonard cohen AND fiona apple), i think the theatrical/performative side (intentional or not) can also be great. oddly i think both cohen and apple can fall more into the latter category.

the thing with perceived honesty and self-revelation is that...ultimately how do you know? how do you know that some random cat power song is FROM HER HEART or something she made up while feeling bored one day or something she wants to pretend she is or something she wishes she was? does it matter as long as she convinces (or if she makes it obvious she's acting, but in an appealing way) (or if she tries to convince but fails in an appealing way)?

and doesn't it depend on so many other factors? do you expect an artist to spill their emotional guts on stage every day of a tour? some nights they might be a bit too happy to be really honest singing a sad song - but if they're a good enough actor they'll still convince their audience.

-- lex pretend, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:51 (Yesterday)
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well no shit lex, performers perform, news at 11


-- gff, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:02 (Yesterday)

m coleman, Friday, 20 April 2007 10:29 (twelve years ago) link

huh?

I'm enjoying it mostly cuz a film that is SO COOL (with a title that gets EVERYONE WET) that cost $100 million is failing. And might take that evil fuck H Weinstein with it.

-- Dr Morbius, Monday, 16 April 2007 18:27 (3 days ago)

you're more variety than cineaste, dude

-- rps, Monday, 16 April 2007 18:34 (3 days ago)

C0L1N B..., Friday, 20 April 2007 10:42 (twelve years ago) link

aren't you the guy that breaks things?

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, April 19, 2007 10:40 PM (Yesterday)

Aren't you some douchebag from midtown manhattan?

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, April 19, 2007 10:42 PM (Yesterday)

^@^, Friday, 20 April 2007 13:35 (twelve years ago) link

omg @ gershy

deeznuts, Friday, 20 April 2007 13:59 (twelve years ago) link

"variety" wtf, some Britishism

Dr Morbius, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:02 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.policebeatmovie.com/images/Variety.jpg

forksclovetofu, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:17 (twelve years ago) link

that's where u/c is helpful

Dr Morbius, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:24 (twelve years ago) link

I really want to see "Police Beat"

admrl, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:30 (twelve years ago) link

I don't know who you are Catsup dude. We weren't discussing my music (and you haven't even heard my record, as it's not released yet), so perhaps you should go back to the kiddie table or something.

-- St3ve Go1db3rg, Monday, 23 April 2007 19:05 (2 hours ago)

moonship journey to baja, Monday, 23 April 2007 21:30 (twelve years ago) link

oh man I'm pwned

JW, Monday, 23 April 2007 23:15 (twelve years ago) link

sonned by paedo stache in ILM bouef

moonship journey to baja, Monday, 23 April 2007 23:36 (twelve years ago) link

yeah i think the rules are if you get sonned by a dude with a stache you have to commit harikari. unfortunately thats really hard to do at the kiddie table assuming responsible parenting.

deeznuts, Monday, 23 April 2007 23:39 (twelve years ago) link

wood chopsticks are hard to stab self with

JW, Monday, 23 April 2007 23:53 (twelve years ago) link

is noize board the kiddie table?

max, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 00:03 (twelve years ago) link

since 2004

BLASTOCYST, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 00:07 (twelve years ago) link

FOR THE PURPOSES OF ZING CORRECTION, WE PRESENT:

KANTLIPS, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 00:45 (twelve years ago) link

http://a385.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00687/48/32/687682384_l.jpg

QED

JW, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 00:54 (twelve years ago) link

jw wins


wtf is he drinking

deeznuts, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 01:00 (twelve years ago) link

Further evidence quoted from his myspace page:

Steve Goldberg and the Arch Enemies are a sundry band of musical miscreants with a penchant for tunefulness and a knack for finding trouble.

Steve Goldberg: The shadowy figure at the center of this ragtag orchestra. A reclusive puppetmaster, he directs the action from his secret hideout five miles below the earth's crust. Little is known about his early life or rise to power. Wanted in seven countries for breaking the rules of counterpoint. Has been known to overdub at the slightest provocation. Should be considered disarming and dangerous.

ARCH ENEMIES (a partial list)

--Donald Norman a.k.a. Alexander King: Inimitable bass player, unparallelled getaway driver, grand champion of no limit Texas Hold 'Em.

--Butters P. Butters: His highness of the harpsichord, the prince of the pianoforte. Skilled at information warfare and explosives.

--Bridgette Lazarri: A golden-throated femme fatale. Extensive training in vocal harmonies and edged weapons.

--Dan the Man: Head of research and development on synthesizer technology. Immune to all known poisons.

--King Wang: Chief executive of the European bureau. Director of counterintelligence and tuba operations.

--Ottoleo: A master of stealth. Able to blend completely with his environment and to save the river. Lives in B-flat.


I HAVE GREAT HOPES FOR THIS UPCOMING MUSICAL RELEASE.

John Justen, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 01:28 (twelve years ago) link

I couldn't decide whether to put that on enemies list or lol, so I put it here.

John Justen, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 01:29 (twelve years ago) link

i hate that i kinda look like him. make it stop

jaxon, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 02:26 (twelve years ago) link

people keep giving me hassle for the stuff i'm posting today - is there already a self-pwnage thread somewhere???

moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 03:53 (twelve years ago) link

Uh, about those song titles:

1. Preston the Penguin
2. To Jane Gallagher
3. Crestfallen
4. The Battle of Agincourt
5. Historiography
6. Hindsight
7. The Book of Love

Hurting 2, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 03:55 (twelve years ago) link

I wonder if he listens to the decemberists

Edward III, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 14:47 (twelve years ago) link

Countdown til an Archenemy self-googles themself here begins now.

nickalicious, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 14:57 (twelve years ago) link

"Butters P. Butters"

Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 15:14 (twelve years ago) link

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/98/370869787_d925d4c03c.jpg
Lizard & Monkey clean the Table?!

Dr Pow, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 15:38 (twelve years ago) link

REMEMBER WHEN WE THOUGHT STEVE GOLDBERG WAS A BRITISHES?
REMEMBER THOSE DAYS?

sanskrit, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 15:45 (twelve years ago) link

Countdown til an Archenemy self-googles themself here begins now.

nah, he's already seenthe clickthrus on his referral meter that he likely checks on the half hour.

sanskrit, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 15:46 (twelve years ago) link

does he have samples of those songs on his myspace? if so i need a link because im trying to figure out what the hell kind of music that could even be. tho the decembrists comp seems pretty otm.

deeznuts, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 15:51 (twelve years ago) link

hahahahaahaha

latebloomer, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 15:58 (twelve years ago) link

makes final fantasy sound like screwface thuggin'

Edward III, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:19 (twelve years ago) link

jesus christ that guy

THIS WEBPAGE COULD NOT BE FOUND

god dammit

deeznuts, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:27 (twelve years ago) link

I go to CMU and that guy's posters are everywhere sometimes.

31g, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:59 (twelve years ago) link

lol, "go back to the kiddie table"

Pashmina, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:07 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=2007704240357

sonned by a teenager in a pretentiousness beef

strongohulkington, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:27 (twelve years ago) link

"James Joyce was probably an excellent writer."

Edward III, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:31 (twelve years ago) link

i'm as bad as james joyce and inefficient mass transit u_u

strongohulkington, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:32 (twelve years ago) link

omg pineapple

nickalicious, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:36 (twelve years ago) link

THAT'S JUST IN 1 SENTENCE

forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:39 (twelve years ago) link

c/p to ILM thread

Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:39 (twelve years ago) link

Database shenanigans are afoot. You may notice some oddness.

Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:39 (twelve years ago) link

omg jess!!

s1ocki, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:40 (twelve years ago) link

heheeeeee that article my god


also j3ss h4rv3ll writes for pitchfork now??? god damn

deeznuts, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:44 (twelve years ago) link

awwwwww shes still in high school. now i feel bad for laughing at her

deeznuts, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:45 (twelve years ago) link

Hahaha Jess. Are you going to post a comment?

Pashmina, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:47 (twelve years ago) link

That article is FUNCTIONALLY OVERWHELMING.

max, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:50 (twelve years ago) link

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Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:51 (twelve years ago) link

The crunked-out comment was pretty insightful for a high schooler. I would probably have had wanted to get w/ this girl 4 years ago.

BLASTOCYST, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:53 (twelve years ago) link

Benefits include:
• Overwhelming of functions
• Ringtone-esque bursts
• Ecstatic peaks

max, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:54 (twelve years ago) link

don't tell me it takes more than 26 minutes to find a myspace page ...

moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:56 (twelve years ago) link

i instantly regret suggesting that

moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:57 (twelve years ago) link

no dice, maybe she's on friendster

félix pié, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:58 (twelve years ago) link

Facebook profile confirmed

BLASTOCYST, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:59 (twelve years ago) link

that's good writing for a high schooler.

That one guy that quit, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:59 (twelve years ago) link

pandora's box of crepeyness

moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 18:04 (twelve years ago) link

POKE

Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 18:05 (twelve years ago) link

Hey "corpuscle" is an awesome word!

deej, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:10 (twelve years ago) link

also j3ss h4rv3ll writes for pitchfork now??? god damn

indie rock affirmative action
hott chicks always get the big promotions esp. if they say "fuck" a lot

dmr, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:13 (twelve years ago) link

i have now written for pfork more than anywhere else, including the day job

strongohulkington, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:17 (twelve years ago) link

you can write a response article...FIVE THINGS; That seem unnecessarily precocious

dan selzer, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:54 (twelve years ago) link

haha

deej, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:54 (twelve years ago) link

also j3ss h4rv3ll writes for pitchfork now??? god damn
-- deeznuts, Tuesday, April 24, 2007 10:44 AM (3 hours ago)
awwwwww shes still in high school. now i feel bad for laughing at her
-- deeznuts, Tuesday, April 24, 2007 10:45 AM (3 hours ago)


haha. i thought this was in reference to jess

jaxon, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 21:19 (twelve years ago) link

It would have explained a lot.

Nicole, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 23:39 (twelve years ago) link

I like LeWitt the conceptual artist and theorist more so than LeWitt the painter and sculptor.

-- jaymc, Monday, April 9, 2007 9:09 AM (2 weeks ago)


well done but I assume both are dead

-- RJG, Monday, April 9, 2007 9:15 AM (2 weeks ago)

moonship journey to baja, Saturday, 28 April 2007 21:06 (twelve years ago) link

RJG is like the most smugly annoying person on ILE but i have to hand it to him, he's kind of a zing ninja

moonship journey to baja, Saturday, 28 April 2007 21:07 (twelve years ago) link

How long does it take the average ILXor to realize that jess is male? It took me about a year I think.

Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 28 April 2007 21:16 (twelve years ago) link

depends if you catch him in a complaining-about-women phase or not.

moonship journey to baja, Saturday, 28 April 2007 21:20 (twelve years ago) link

You must have been reading all the wrong posts.

Ahahaha XP.

Laurel, Saturday, 28 April 2007 21:20 (twelve years ago) link

RJG is like the most smugly annoying person on ILE but i have to hand it to him, he's kind of a zing ninja


haha you're kind of right:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/209/475620188_f256c26a87_m.jpg

I have better hair now!

-- Maria, Saturday, April 28, 2007 5:34 AM (5 hours ago)
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what's it like now?

-- RJG, Saturday, April 28, 2007 5:57 AM (5 hours ago)

g®▲Ðұ, Saturday, 28 April 2007 21:24 (twelve years ago) link

the master of zing gets zinged.

it isn't that the bad jokes are actually racist but that they are lazy enough that they are not "tackling" any "issue" they might "think" they are

-- RJG, Sunday, April 29, 2007 4:01 PM (3 hours ago)

RJG, your endless string of "quips" are not nearly as "clever" as you "think" they are. Please go update your Two And A Half Men fansite and stop talking about a show that you neither like nor have anything interesting to say about.

-- Deric W. Haircare, Sunday, April 29, 2007 4:06 PM (3 hours ago)

stevie, Sunday, 29 April 2007 18:11 (twelve years ago) link

one of my first threads on ilx was, i think, in response to a post on sexism in crunk jess had made on his blog. i assumed he was a she

deej, Sunday, 29 April 2007 18:16 (twelve years ago) link

wait, is jess jane dark?

artdamages, Sunday, 29 April 2007 18:19 (twelve years ago) link

ok i know the answer to that. but it would be funny if he was.

artdamages, Sunday, 29 April 2007 18:20 (twelve years ago) link

stevie, you left out the part where rjg asks deric if he is bald

cutty, Sunday, 29 April 2007 18:54 (twelve years ago) link

i hadn't got that far yet... mention of two and a half men fansite sent me prematurely in the direction of the zingpage.

stevie, Sunday, 29 April 2007 19:08 (twelve years ago) link

How long does it take the average ILXor to realize that jess is male? It took me about a year I think.

-- Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 28 April 2007 21:16 (2 days ago)

it took me till he said something about wanting some female critic to suck his dick till he came blood

deeznuts, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 02:02 (twelve years ago) link

That's disgusting.

Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 02:15 (twelve years ago) link

it is also true

deeznuts, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 02:22 (twelve years ago) link

it was a male critic. i don't even think it was a critic.

strongohulkington, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 02:29 (twelve years ago) link

it was also not an expression of lust.

strongohulkington, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 02:30 (twelve years ago) link

watch me shoot down my future career prospects while drunk: new times media can suck my cock until i cum blood

-- PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Monday, September 4, 2006

strongohulkington, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 02:35 (twelve years ago) link

unless we're gendering corporations now

strongohulkington, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 02:37 (twelve years ago) link

well whatever, it was then that i realized he had a penis, whether or not he wanted it to cum blood

xp(2)

deeznuts, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 02:37 (twelve years ago) link

Swollen with liquid
Ready to burst
A load of my lymph
Will quench this dead body's thirst
One month in the grave
twisted and half decayed
She turned a putrid yellow
I pissed in her maggot filled asshole
Fucking the rotting
My semen is bleeding
The smell of decay
Seeps from her genital cavity
The smell was unbearable As I unburied her
I cum blood from my erection
I feel it run
down her throat, swallow
Eyes glassy and vacant
body dug up to play with
Skin greasy and naked
tonguing her rotted anus
I need a live woman
to fill with my fluid
A delicate girl, to mutilate, fuck and kill
her body exceptional
she thought I was normal
but I wanted more
I came blood inside of her
choking on the clot
gagging on the snot
gushing blood, from her mouth
bloody gel leaking out
Body buried in a shallow grave
Unmarked for none to find
The sickness I have left behind
Undetected go my crimes
The greatest thrill of my life
to slit my cock with a knife

-jess

deeznuts, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 02:42 (twelve years ago) link

blood in cum?

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

hi, last night after i masturbated, i noticed there're some blood stains in my cum. it doesnt really hurt or feel strange though. i never had blood in my cum before but just last night, could it be some kind of infection or disease? i've had protected sex last year with a girl and after 3month i done a STD test and it was negative, i didint have any sex with anyone during that 3 month period neither. how reliable would that test be? is it HIV related or is it an infection? sorry im kinda freaked out. thanks for any replies.

deeznuts, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 02:43 (twelve years ago) link

uh

Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 02:44 (twelve years ago) link

Is that a Jewel bside. xpost

Trayce, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 02:44 (twelve years ago) link

less talk, more zings

Fetchboy, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 02:54 (twelve years ago) link

deeznuts, is that from Y! answers? so many retards on there

jaxon, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 04:38 (twelve years ago) link

b-in-c is no joek dudes

m coleman, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 10:14 (twelve years ago) link

I can't tell any of these films apart

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, May 2, 2007 9:15 PM (1 hour ago)

it's pretty easy to and here's a tip: they have different names and in many cases different actors playing james bond.

-- félix pié, Wednesday, May 2, 2007 9:45 PM (40 minutes ago)

That one guy that quit, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 19:26 (twelve years ago) link

Does anybody know anything about tupac shakur?

I need info bad cuz 2morrow i need to turn in my project and if i dont finish i repeat 7th grade . help like if i was your own sister

admrl, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:07 (twelve years ago) link

you're still in 7th grade adam?

That one guy that quit, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:20 (twelve years ago) link

uh oh, custos patrol

That one guy that quit, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:21 (twelve years ago) link

thx deej we know what cathy is

-- and what, Thursday, May 3, 2007 7:02 PM (Yesterday)

i did it for tuomos

-- deej, Thursday, May 3, 2007 7:04 PM (Yesterday)

stevie, Thursday, 3 May 2007 23:33 (twelve years ago) link

O NOES ITS GONNA SUCK BOO T.I. I HATE YOU NOW *desperately searches for new train to ride*

-- Dimension 5ive, Friday, May 4, 2007 10:49 AM (16 minutes ago)

damn Matt don't get all Veronica Mars thread-style defensive on me

-- Alex in Baltimore, Friday, May 4, 2007 10:58 AM (7 minutes ago)

and what, Friday, 4 May 2007 15:06 (twelve years ago) link

MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ

Norway has a lot of musicians to be proud of at the moment.

-- Geir Hongro, Monday, 7 May 2007 00:01 (3 hours ago)


MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ

moonship journey to baja, Monday, 7 May 2007 03:30 (twelve years ago) link

Really, Geir, ring the authorities in Majorca and take the kid back. You'll get a fair trial.

-- Marcello Carlin, Friday, 11 May 2007 12:33 (20 minutes ago)

Dom Passantino, Friday, 11 May 2007 12:54 (twelve years ago) link

Is this still on? I can't believe it! It's not even funny anymore!

RichyG is a member of oink(crabcigar, you are not searching at the right place), but that doesn't make anyone an oink administrator.

RichyG, on your profile says "Invited by:" and a name next to it..
Can you please tell us that name?

-- dthemora, Wednesday, May 9, 2007 3:33 AM (2 days ago)
(I)not even funny anymore!(/i)

BETTER THAN NEVER BEING FUNNY AKA YOU

-- ralph, Wednesday, May 9, 2007 5:33 AM (2 days ago)

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:34 (twelve years ago) link

If ruining threads is a bannable offense, then surely our friend Catsupppppppppppppp should be the first one to go.

-- King Boy Pato, Friday, May 11, 2007 7:05 PM (2 hours ago)

tehresa, Saturday, 12 May 2007 02:06 (twelve years ago) link

i met the pinefox at a party! he didn't know what a club was or why i would want to go to one

-- lex pretend, Wednesday, May 16, 2007 3:59 PM (2 hours ago)

a real meeting of the minds

-- blueski, Wednesday, May 16, 2007 4:04 PM (2 hours ago)

That one guy that quit, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 15:29 (twelve years ago) link

What threads have I ever ruined? That guy is a total aspie!

Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 15:41 (twelve years ago) link

Meanwhile, McCain, who was clearly more comfortable at the podium Tuesday than he was two weeks ago, got a notable swipe at Mitt Romney, who had tried to score points with the base by trashing McCain’s work on immigration and campaign-finance reform. Asked to respond, McCain replied, "I take and kept a consistent position on campaign-finance reform … I have kept a consistent position on right to life. And I haven’t changed my position on even-numbered years or have changed because of the different offices I may be running for."

and what, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 20:02 (twelve years ago) link

after bentsen sonned quayle the whole point of party/presidential debates has become getting in good zingers

sanskrit, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 20:12 (twelve years ago) link

none have ever been as good as that bentsen jfk line tho

max, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 20:25 (twelve years ago) link

who's gonna google search obie trice?

-- strongohulkington, Thursday, May 17, 2007 1:34 PM (16 minutes ago)

never underestimate the ranks of Shady/Aftermath fanboys.

-- Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, May 17, 2007 1:39 PM (11 minutes ago)

or failed passantino memes

-- and what, Thursday, May 17, 2007 1:48 PM (2 minutes ago)

i'm sure he'll respond once he figures out what "BIG TRICE aka" should be driving

-- deej, Thursday, May 17, 2007 1:50 PM (7 seconds ago)

and what, Thursday, 17 May 2007 17:51 (twelve years ago) link

BIG DOM aka the memedriver

deej, Thursday, 17 May 2007 17:55 (twelve years ago) link

BIG DOM aka the memedriver

-- Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, May 17, 2007 12:53 PM (3 minutes ago)

d'oh

deej, Thursday, 17 May 2007 17:56 (twelve years ago) link

you had it, then you lost it

and what, Thursday, 17 May 2007 18:01 (twelve years ago) link

the shameful part is that i zinged him because i couldn't think of what big trice should be driving either. :-(

deej, Thursday, 17 May 2007 18:11 (twelve years ago) link

They all laughed at Christopher Columbus when he said the world was round.

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 17 May 2007 18:28 (twelve years ago) link

^ is he being serious

Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 17 May 2007 18:38 (twelve years ago) link

yah world is rly round dude.

forksclovetofu, Thursday, 17 May 2007 18:46 (twelve years ago) link

hotelopera: it's kind of amazing rob them co never got with Pitchfork
XXXXXX: his male model career prevented it
XXXXXX: too busy getting john edwards haircut
hotelopera: haha remember when you didn't even know the PF track reviews had star ratings
hotelopera: and so Schrieber would make up star ratings for your reviews
XXXXXX: funney
XXXXXX: whatever happened to that guy
hotelopera: the PF guy or John Edwards?
XXXXXX: ha
hotelopera: i would tell you what happened to Ryan Schreiber, but then I'd have to go to rehab

and what, Friday, 18 May 2007 02:29 (twelve years ago) link

lol @ lex zing

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 18 May 2007 03:11 (twelve years ago) link

lots of dc stuff - http://www.tidalbasinpeddleboats.com/ http://www.nps.gov/coga/ http://www.culturaltourismdc.org/dch_tourism2608/dch_tourism_show.htm?doc_id=42736 http://www.culturaltourismdc.org/information2550/information.htm?area=2522 http://explore.georgetown.edu/locations/index.cfm?Action=View&LocationID=83 http://www.culturaltourismdc.org/dch_tourism2555/dch_tourism.htm?doc_id=44054&area=2526 http://www.thompsonboatcenter.com/ http://www.culturaltourismdc.org/dch_tourism2608/dch_tourism_show.htm?doc_id=42019 http://www.culturaltourismdc.org/information2550/information.htm?area=2517 http://www.culturaltourismdc.org/dch_tourism2555/dch_tourism.htm?doc_id=43932&area=2519 http://www.culturaltourismdc.org/dch_tourism2608/dch_tourism_show.htm?doc_id=44286 http://www.culturaltourismdc.org/dch_tourism2555/dch_tourism.htm?doc_id=43300&area=2530 http://www.culturaltourismdc.org/dch_tourism2555/dch_tourism.htm?doc_id=43946&area=2519 http://www.culturaltourismdc.org/information2550/information.htm?area=14786 http://www.nga.gov/ http://americanhistory.si.edu/visiting/index.cfm http://www.nasm.si.edu/ http://www.ushmm.org/ http://www.folklife.si.edu/center/festival.html http://www.loc.gov/visit/tours.html http://www.mountvernon.org/ http://www.corcoran.org/index.asp http://americanart.si.edu/index3.cfm http://www.nbm.org/ http://www.wolftrap.org/ http://www.shakespearedc.org/ http://www.930.com/ http://www.blackcatdc.com/ http://www.warehousetheater.com/ http://www.zaytinya.com/ http://www.eteterestaurant.com/ http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dyn?node=cityguide/profile&id=794721 http://www.cffolksrestaurant.com/ http://www.benschilibowl.com/ http://www.2amyspizza.com/ http://www.rasikarestaurant.com/ http://www.hanksdc.com/ http://www.bukom.com/ http://www.teaism.com/ http://www.clydes.com/main/Restaurants.cfm http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dyn?node=cityguide/profile&id=1094192 http://washingtondchotels.jurysdoyle.com/ http://www.kimptondchotels.com/ http://www.embassysuites.com/en/es/hotels/index.jhtml?ctyhocn=WASDNES http://www.georgetowncollection.com/latham_hotel/ http://www.tabardinn.com/

-- gabbneb, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:38 (Yesterday)

I read every gabbneb post with the sound of a dot-matrix printer etching across my mind.

-- Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:59 (Yesterday)

am0n, Friday, 18 May 2007 14:25 (twelve years ago) link

i never thought i had a big head until i had to measure myself to get a hat made. that was a day of shattered illusions.

-- lauren (warmleatherett...), April 11th, 2006.

and shattered hats i assume!

-- s1ocki (slytus...), April 11th, 2006.

and what, Friday, 18 May 2007 19:49 (twelve years ago) link

S/D :: scarfpop--

dom pizzatino's scarf to thread

-- name (...), April 12th, 2006

that was nearly post #1 til i realised i had no desire to see his face

-- electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricso✧✧✧@hotm✧✧✧.c✧✧), April 12th, 2006

and what, Friday, 18 May 2007 19:50 (twelve years ago) link

My sexual fantasies are all about having sex. Put that in yr pipe.

-- kenan, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 14:12 (27 minutes ago) Link

I prefer to stick something else in it, quite frankly

-- nathalie, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 14:33 (6 minutes ago) Link

deej, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 14:41 (twelve years ago) link

the lack of BLOG HOUSE on this list is an oversight

-- strongohulkington, Wednesday, May 23, 2007 3:38 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

no it was a conscious decision based on sound judgement

-- blueski, Wednesday, May 23, 2007 3:39 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

deej, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 15:42 (twelve years ago) link

As I have said many times before here, the time will come, and soon, when we will have zero-word reviews; just ratings and emoticons. Those who bemoan the loss of long thinkpieces will routinely be directed to the blog world, where there are plenty of stimulating and provocative thousand-word reviews written free of charge, i.e. we helped do ourselves out of business.

-- Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, May 23, 2007 6:47 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link

i can think of a few reviewers i'd limit to zero words

-- moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, May 23, 2007 2:44 PM (58 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I believe Goebbels voiced similar sentiments in the early days of the Third Reich.

-- Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, May 23, 2007 2:48 PM (55 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

hmmm, this goebbels guy sounds right on!!

-- moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, May 23, 2007 2:50 PM (53 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Potential future employers will google all this, you realise that.

-- Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, May 23, 2007 2:54 PM (49 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Yes, when they get the CV from "moonship journey to baja" he's fucked.

-- Groke, Wednesday, May 23, 2007 2:57 PM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 15:44 (twelve years ago) link

trifecta

am0n, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 15:56 (twelve years ago) link

outstanding

sanskrit, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:08 (twelve years ago) link

cmon perpetua's t-shirt is pretty funny

-- and what, Wednesday, May 23, 2007 6:17 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

nickalicious, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:25 (twelve years ago) link

Okay, so Bobby Valentino's "Rearview Ridin" is restoring my faith in pixeldust - painfully slow kicks and swirly fizzy keyboards, and Bobby in his most overwrought pose.

-- Tim F, Tuesday, May 22, 2007 1:51 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

thank god he was able to restore your faith in the genre you just made up an hour ago.

-- Alex in Baltimore, Tuesday, May 22, 2007 2:07 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Thursday, 24 May 2007 16:21 (twelve years ago) link

lol

s1ocki, Thursday, 24 May 2007 16:21 (twelve years ago) link

al's perpetual disdain for everyone not him has become oddly beautiful to behold

strongohulkington, Thursday, 24 May 2007 16:29 (twelve years ago) link

ppl who can pull of bitchy w/o seeming sulky are a valuable resource

s1ocki, Thursday, 24 May 2007 19:28 (twelve years ago) link

daria, you may be right as far as mid-tier retailers picking up on the neon trend and riding it out, but for my purposes it will have become passe :P

-- elmo argonaut, Thursday, May 24, 2007 7:22 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

we've seen your flannel shirt, dude.

-- TOMBOT, Thursday, May 24, 2007 7:24 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

deej, Thursday, 24 May 2007 19:35 (twelve years ago) link

Jesus christ, being an asshole internet contrarian is one thing, but this is seriously not cool.

-- kingfish, Thursday, May 24, 2007 3:15 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

xpost Those guys are assholes, too. Anytime you 'recruit' anyone of one color to raise hell against another color, that seems like a bad, bad idea to me. Not you?

-- Manalishi, Thursday, May 24, 2007 3:16 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

but hes saving you the trouble of pasting his opinions to ilx threads

-- and what, Thursday, May 24, 2007 3:17 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 24 May 2007 20:32 (twelve years ago) link

I guess I don't understand the calls for 'banning' - would this place be better if everyone agreed on everything? Maybe TOMBOT and deej would like it if we all wore matching armbands too?

In the past month, TOMBOT accused me - outrageously - of being 'the kind of guy who'd drag brown people form my truck,' Steve Shasta posted a map to my home on a thread for no reason that I could see, and Catsuppp told me he was sending mexicans to my house with the promise of 'horny women.' Sounds like libel, threats and generally creepy behavior to me. But I'm not calling for any of YOU to be banned.

Then, I'm not a little bitch.

-- Manalishi, Thursday, May 24, 2007 8:24 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Well, rog, sounds like ILX is a pretty fucked up place, but I fail to see the relevance.

-- Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, May 24, 2007 8:26 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

medalofhonor.jpg

and what, Thursday, 24 May 2007 20:42 (twelve years ago) link

this whole article is a gigantic zinger to me and my friends. i use all of those words regularly and my email is gnarls.in.charge @ gmail.com :(

http://www.viceland.com/int/v14n5/htdocs/stoop/1.jpg

http://www.viceland.com/int/v14n5/htdocs/stoop.php?country=us

jaxon, Thursday, 24 May 2007 21:17 (twelve years ago) link

haha
but, y'know, it's vice

(i don't say any of those abbreviated words! i don't think
and i think it's great when moms say 'awesome')

rrrobyn, Thursday, 24 May 2007 21:24 (twelve years ago) link

TOTAL zing to yr email name tho!

rrrobyn, Thursday, 24 May 2007 21:24 (twelve years ago) link

Catsuppp told me he was sending mexicans to my house with the promise of 'horny women.'

WAHT

Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 24 May 2007 21:32 (twelve years ago) link

That Catsupppppppppp is always starting trouble. Tsk.

Laurel, Thursday, 24 May 2007 21:40 (twelve years ago) link

i was at the airport and talking to someone at the counter and said "Whatevs" and then punched myself in the neck.

jaxon, Thursday, 24 May 2007 22:07 (twelve years ago) link

i love saying whatevs!

chaki, Thursday, 24 May 2007 22:40 (twelve years ago) link

i was at the airport and talking to someone at the counter and said "Whatevs" and then punched myself in the neck

this is the secret upgrade code

gabbneb, Thursday, 24 May 2007 22:50 (twelve years ago) link

rachel says whatevs the whole time

696, Thursday, 24 May 2007 23:19 (twelve years ago) link

^ i know. on IM w/her is prolly where i get half of my stoopslang. whatevs, totes, chilax, rawsome. she adds -y to everything too. from her flickr: blossomy, old timey, stripey, signy, thingy, smushy. kinda how pee wee herman used to say, "mmmm. these pancakes are pancakey"

jaxon, Friday, 25 May 2007 01:22 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c28_1180051991

Steve Shasta, Friday, 25 May 2007 01:58 (twelve years ago) link

ive been sayign whatevs for half my life and i cant stop fu vice you and ur friends didnt start it get off the interents ty

jhøshea, Friday, 25 May 2007 02:31 (twelve years ago) link

i think adding -y to the ends of words is a-ok. a friend of mine asked of a notorious local criminal "why does he have to be so stabby?" and it was high-fives all around

river wolf, Friday, 25 May 2007 03:21 (twelve years ago) link

-y is great! so is freakin abbreviation srsly whatevs yeah i've said it
LOL VICE

rrrobyn, Friday, 25 May 2007 03:24 (twelve years ago) link

-y is great!

it can be great but it's too often overused. what i hate hate HATE is the "-y +mc" thing. like calling someone "Drinky McDrunkpants" or whatever. pet peeve that drives me nuts.

unrelated: i just mistyped something and found what name i will use should i ever have to go underground and assume an alias: pete peeve.

chicago kevin, Friday, 25 May 2007 03:41 (twelve years ago) link

ah yeah well anything overused ends up being not great :/
i found the 'y + mc funny the other day when someone used it in novel way, but i hadn't heard it in a long time

rrrobyn, Friday, 25 May 2007 04:21 (twelve years ago) link

ja y + mc

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 25 May 2007 04:33 (twelve years ago) link

Michael said "whatevs" on the office tonight.

Pleasant Plains, Friday, 25 May 2007 04:34 (twelve years ago) link

ja y mc .xls

rrrobyn, Friday, 25 May 2007 05:36 (twelve years ago) link

the "-y +mc" thing. like calling someone "Drinky McDrunkpants"

i think this got big in Friends which makes it not ok. or the whole grey's anatomy mcdreamy bullshit. blech

jaxon, Friday, 25 May 2007 05:45 (twelve years ago) link

i havent been corrupted into saying this stuff yety

696, Friday, 25 May 2007 05:54 (twelve years ago) link

i abbreviate all the time. i love it. it is part of my branepiece. sorry vice

s1ocki, Friday, 25 May 2007 06:18 (twelve years ago) link

redonk, slockiy

remy bean, Friday, 25 May 2007 06:24 (twelve years ago) link

look at slangy mcirony over here

Hurting 2, Friday, 25 May 2007 07:17 (twelve years ago) link

lol @ "sowwie" + "kewl" getting the thumbs up

^@^, Friday, 25 May 2007 08:25 (twelve years ago) link

i think adding -y to the ends of words is a-ok. a friend of mine asked of a notorious local criminal "why does he have to be so stabby?" and it was high-fives all around

awesome

braveclub, Friday, 25 May 2007 09:13 (twelve years ago) link

i say whatevs a lot actually! goes great wtih my gay lisp lol

strgn, Friday, 25 May 2007 10:41 (twelve years ago) link

my favorite gay slang ever was when this really fey guy at work came up to my desk and asked "can you do me a flavor?"

sanskrit, Friday, 25 May 2007 11:09 (twelve years ago) link

i got the y + mc verbal bug ("sleepy mcsnorington") from animal crossing actually.

forksclovetofu, Friday, 25 May 2007 13:14 (twelve years ago) link

why are you derailing zing with this

and what, Friday, 25 May 2007 13:20 (twelve years ago) link

the only acceptable form of y + mc is ____o ____ington

and what, Friday, 25 May 2007 13:20 (twelve years ago) link

haa remember when jess was mounto goatington

and what, Friday, 25 May 2007 13:21 (twelve years ago) link

coyotegoate harvell

and what, Friday, 25 May 2007 13:21 (twelve years ago) link

much better derail:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=inIWj6CU0GI

Also: Take a nap.

forksclovetofu, Friday, 25 May 2007 13:23 (twelve years ago) link

to: ned raggett
re: lame post

pls choose at least one of the following options.

a) make sense
b) be more funny

sncrly yrs,
me

-- Josh, Friday, July 19, 2002 12:00 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Friday, 25 May 2007 14:49 (twelve years ago) link

haha i love how that one could easily be off the very recent "dear x, love y" thread

strongohulkington, Friday, 25 May 2007 14:52 (twelve years ago) link

josh was always ahead of his time

and what, Friday, 25 May 2007 14:53 (twelve years ago) link

r.i.p. pac-man

strongohulkington, Friday, 25 May 2007 14:56 (twelve years ago) link

didn't know if i shoulda put this in the zing or lol thread:

unconnected things = great
as long as they stay unconnected
-- lex pretend, Friday, May 25, 2007 12:51 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

people are fond of limits and boundaries. of rules.
-- scott seward, Friday, May 25, 2007 12:51 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

lex does that mean we need different ipods for different genres or what
-- braveclub, Friday, May 25, 2007 12:51 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

lex doesn't know how to connect an ipod
-- blueski, Friday, May 25, 2007 12:57 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

i actually don't!
-- lex pretend, Friday, May 25, 2007 12:58 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

trusty discman continues to serve me well
-- lex pretend, Friday, May 25, 2007 12:58 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

i saw him trying to eat an ipod once, on wanstead flats. tuomas laughed at him, explaining you dont eat those, they're for wiping your face with
-- 696, Friday, May 25, 2007 12:58 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

jaxon, Friday, 25 May 2007 17:19 (twelve years ago) link

So take all your “gnarls” and your “probs” and lay them gently to rest next to “as if” and “NOT!”

next to two things i still say :/

That one guy that quit, Saturday, 26 May 2007 16:56 (twelve years ago) link

defensive

-- RJG, Sunday, May 27, 2007 2:45 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

condescending

-- am0n, Sunday, May 27, 2007 2:50 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

stevie, Sunday, 27 May 2007 14:56 (twelve years ago) link

think that was explanatory

RJG, Sunday, 27 May 2007 15:46 (twelve years ago) link

explanatory

s1ocki, Sunday, 27 May 2007 16:54 (twelve years ago) link

that's how easy it is to tell

RJG, Sunday, 27 May 2007 17:41 (twelve years ago) link

i'm lebanese but my personality is amerrrican. i like america, just not american trash. american woman jabbing ppl and screaming "faggot" in a hotel cuz she got embarrassed = american trash. faggot shouldn't be treated lightly, and neither should arguing against it - because wherever you or i may live or whoever we may know, there are still plenty of ppl living in plenty o places that do use the word faggot and the like to great detriment.

though the plain and simple notion of human equality shouldn't need a medal to encourage it (self-righteousness etc.), still these days, as a gay man, i find it worthy of praise.

-- Surmounter, Sunday, 27 May 2007 18:15 (1 hour ago) Link

did you find ILX through oink invites?

-- sanskrit, Sunday, 27 May 2007 19:19 (1 minute ago) Link

and what, Sunday, 27 May 2007 19:22 (twelve years ago) link

" The feral hog is definitely one of the biggest, if not the biggest ever taken by an 11 year old and Jamison is now looking for a big shotgun and hoping Dragons are real."

-- forksclovetofu, Saturday, May 26, 2007 4:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

"Jamison received a congratulation from: Rickey Medlocke of Lynyrd Skynyrd - Kenny Chesney - Tom Knapp & Tim Bradley of Benelli - Jerry Miculek of Smith & Wesson and his Hero's from our Armed Forces around the world"

-- forksclovetofu, Saturday, May 26, 2007 4:31 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

forks getting reposted on the custos thread doesn't actually move you up in the statscock

-- Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, May 26, 2007 4:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

and what, Monday, 28 May 2007 13:20 (twelve years ago) link

maybe you can start a bunch of threads about yourself

-- jeff, Tuesday, May 29, 2007 6:30 PM (26 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

river wolf, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 18:31 (twelve years ago) link

hey jeff, you're all welcome to start threads about yourself, dorito breath.

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, May 29, 2007 6:36 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

yeah, dorito breath. your breath smells like doritos.

-- river wolf, Tuesday, May 29, 2007 6:37 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 18:39 (twelve years ago) link

a dime a dozen eh? name a dozen pretty drunks under the age of 21

-- Surmounter, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 01:21 (10 hours ago) Bookmark Link

rolling teenpop to thread.

-- Steve Shasta, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 01:23 (10 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 11:54 (twelve years ago) link

I get pretty drunk all the time

dmr, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 12:51 (twelve years ago) link

not under 21 tho

dmr, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 12:51 (twelve years ago) link

U-God is awful. His verses are almost uniformly bad, IMHO.

RZA is a great lyricist and his beats (at least before 2000), are amazing.
GZA's verses are the most cerebral.
Inspectah Deck is a hugely underrated lyricist, and while he's not charismatic enough to handle a track alone, he always makes a track better (BTW, check his verse on "Let My Niggas Live"-- it's badass)
Ghostface is the most stream-of-consciousness and in many ways the most surreal lyricist.
ODB... well, you gotta love ODB.
I don't really care for Meth all that much. His style doesn't really fit in with the other members in my opinion.

-- Richard Wood Johnson, Tuesday, May 29, 2007 7:24 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Insightful, "Wood" Johnson!

xposts

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, May 30, 2007 1:53 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Link

lol

deej, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 14:21 (twelve years ago) link

HOOS mach 2

deej, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 14:21 (twelve years ago) link

(scandinavia)

it's dark up there, they all fuck each other constantly, there's no difference

-- kenan, Wednesday, May 30, 2007 4:29 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

except for that one guy who always gets left out. you know.

-- blueski, Wednesday, May 30, 2007 4:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

sex is too rhythmic for him

-- ghost rider, Wednesday, May 30, 2007 4:32 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

strgn, Thursday, 31 May 2007 09:07 (twelve years ago) link

^ A+++

sleep, Thursday, 31 May 2007 14:05 (twelve years ago) link

STENCE STENCE STENCE, I KISS YOU I MISSEDED YOU I KISS YOU AGAIN!!!

I knew if I kept pumping that Dirty Dronerock Boys: Shag and Destroy thread, you'd come back in the end.

-- Masonic Boom, Friday, June 1, 2007 9:48 AM (Friday, June 1, 2007 9:48 AM) Bookmark Link

go away

-- am0n, Friday, June 1, 2007 4:45 PM (Friday, June 1, 2007 4:45 PM) Bookmark Link

"pumping"

-- cutty, Friday, June 1, 2007 4:46 PM (Friday, June 1, 2007 4:46 PM) Bookmark Link

tehresa, Saturday, 2 June 2007 01:52 (twelve years ago) link

Lol at Hoos.

Hurting 2, Saturday, 2 June 2007 02:58 (twelve years ago) link

I've always thought the lyrics were from the standpoint of an omnipotent but lonesome being . . .
-- Joe, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 00:59 (1 month ago) Link

Okay now I get why Geir likes it
-- Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 01:01 (1 month ago) Link

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Saturday, 2 June 2007 08:22 (twelve years ago) link

lol

strgn, Saturday, 2 June 2007 09:43 (twelve years ago) link

Don't read your insecurities into it!

-- Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Sunday, February 8, 2004 3:37 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

Eat me.

-- Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, February 8, 2004 3:49 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 00:08 (twelve years ago) link

Wow, I'm listening to the first 25 seconds of "I Can't Go For That (No Can Do)" right now, and it's totally perfect. I love the way all the parts come in, one at a time: the circular bass line interlocking with the crisp drumbeat, then the hypnotic, dreamy synth-swirl, then the clean, stuttering guitar. There's much more to a mood in this song -- wistful, sensual -- than in the pedestrian jangle of the Only Ones.

-- jaymc, Monday, June 4, 2007 11:21 PM

Save it for your next self-promoted Stylus article that no one will read.

-- dan m, Monday, June 4, 2007 11:25 PM

Laurel, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 00:34 (twelve years ago) link

STEP OFF THE ONLY ONES COLLEGE BOY

Laurel, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 00:34 (twelve years ago) link

makes a change from .xls jokes, certainly.

haitch, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 01:22 (twelve years ago) link

so harsh yet so funny

sanskrit, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 01:28 (twelve years ago) link

has anyone ever called out n1ck "i'm sure bob dylan read my stylus article on sound compression" s0uthall? he is surely the king of that behaviour.

haitch, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 01:38 (twelve years ago) link

I support Scik's cause though

Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 01:47 (twelve years ago) link

to be fair nick's article is in the da capo thingummy book, it's not just stylus.

That one guy that quit, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 09:45 (twelve years ago) link

more like da crapo, amirite?

bobby bedelia, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 14:24 (twelve years ago) link

"Throw Some D's" is the masterful piece of production architecture.
"Make It Rain (Remix)" is the true rhyme event.
"This Is Why I'm Hot" is the flawless piece of pop.

So who gets to be called 2007's greatest hip-hop single?

-- Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, June 6, 2007 7:20 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Never trust an indie guy when they start talking about perfect pop - Todd Rundgren, New Pornographers, MiMS, whatever.

-- da croupier, Wednesday, June 6, 2007 7:23 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 19:37 (twelve years ago) link

I think everyone has thought what you have at some point Curtis. Then we moved on.

-- Ms Misery, Wednesday, June 6, 2007 8:18 PM

well allow me to harp on about it until I do move on, particularly on threads where it's, you know, relevant.

-- Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, June 6, 2007 8:19 PM

Laurel, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 20:21 (twelve years ago) link

guys guys guys it is ALL about the eyebrow raise + ambiguous smile

-- Just got offed, Thursday, June 7, 2007 2:23 PM (56 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

gross

-- rrrobyn, Thursday, June 7, 2007 2:23 PM (56 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

deej, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:26 (twelve years ago) link

she comes across as an aspirational culture-tourist, as someone who wishes to impress others by if not demonstrating a great knowledge of their supposed cultural depth, at least recognising some of its major tenets.

Unfotunately, she is also a complete idiot, so this effort fell flat on its sorry face.

-- Just got offed, Thursday, 7 June 2007 14:46 (43 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

You make her sound like you, Louis

-- Tom D., Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:23 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:31 (twelve years ago) link

perfect ZING

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:35 (twelve years ago) link

Nabisco, I know writing 400-word ILM posts is kinda what you do, but I really feel bad about you spending a half hour on a spec script for Mad TV just to illustrate someone's throwaway one-liner.

-- Alex in Baltimore, Tuesday, June 5, 2007 6:06 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Thursday, 7 June 2007 18:57 (twelve years ago) link

I'm Hillary-leaning right now. ... general belief in stuff I also believe in

How have you detected any beliefs?

-- Dr Morbius, Thursday, June 7, 2007 8:03 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

yeah, she doesnt even publish a racist newsletter

-- and what, Thursday, June 7, 2007 8:05 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

deej, Thursday, 7 June 2007 20:08 (twelve years ago) link

alex's zing is sort of sweet, and very funny

stevie, Thursday, 7 June 2007 23:53 (twelve years ago) link

23" imac allllll tricked out.
2x500 gig SATA RAID 0 enclosure for media
1 500 gig SATA backup
250 gig usb2 disk (system disk backup)

http://usb.brando.com.hk/prod_detail.php?prod_id=00179

need new desk and then a second display

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, June 7, 2007 10:45 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

then you can not record any new music on a brand new machine

-- TOMBOT, Thursday, June 7, 2007 10:45 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

gr8080, Friday, 8 June 2007 00:09 (twelve years ago) link

tough love

river wolf, Friday, 8 June 2007 01:08 (twelve years ago) link

Riverside is so depressing. My family's from there (I was born there) and you can trace its visible decline through family photos.

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 7 June 2007 17:30 (16 hours ago) Link

once shakey was born the whole community kind of threw in the collective towel.

-- chicago kevin, Thursday, 7 June 2007 17:31 (Yesterday) Link

m coleman, Friday, 8 June 2007 10:26 (twelve years ago) link

2x500 gig SATA RAID 0 enclosure for media

raid 0 = no fault tolerance still right? just striping data without parity? what application needs a slight performance increase over data protection?

chicago kevin, Friday, 8 June 2007 13:31 (twelve years ago) link

everyone's a comedian

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, June 8, 2007 9:33 PM (45 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

not everyone

-- ^@^, Friday, June 8, 2007 9:33 PM (28 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

deej, Friday, 8 June 2007 21:34 (twelve years ago) link

i believe that was less of a zing and more a way to set up repeating the fact that cutty's band has hot bitches in it

strongohulkington, Friday, 8 June 2007 21:49 (twelve years ago) link

that may be but i was thinking of shakey mo 'always too soon for unfunny remarks' zing upthread

deej, Friday, 8 June 2007 22:31 (twelve years ago) link

how did I miss this thread

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, June 11, 2007 11:03 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

it was nice. can you miss more?

-- strgn, Tuesday, June 12, 2007 12:59 AM (16 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

latebloomer, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 01:03 (twelve years ago) link

A++++++++!

John Justen, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 01:05 (twelve years ago) link

just coming to post^^^^

gr8080, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 02:35 (twelve years ago) link

raid 0 = no fault tolerance still right? just striping data without parity? what application needs a slight performance increase over data protection?

-- chicago kevin, Friday, 8 June 2007 13:31 (3 days ago) Link

most of my data loss is from user errors

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 03:12 (twelve years ago) link

yours

river wolf, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 08:47 (twelve years ago) link

There was a (complementary) creché facility which they failed to use, for some reason. Obviously they're going to be cursing themselves for doing this, but... Oh I dunno. What's common sense? I wrote about it on my blog and someone called me a bastard. For my book I'm planning a chapter on a husband who drugs his wife and artificially inseminates her with other mens' sperm to order, then has the babies 'abducted' as toddlers as a cover for selling them.

-- Scik Mouthy, Wednesday, June 13, 2007 11:40 AM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

if the mccann's are in any way responsible for scik mouthy's chapter outline they should be punished severely.

-- estela, Wednesday, June 13, 2007 11:46 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

stevie, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 11:53 (twelve years ago) link

Scik Mouthy has been watching too much Law & Order

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 13:19 (twelve years ago) link

ho damn, yr right, i remember that one

sanskrit, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 15:05 (twelve years ago) link

it was an SNL skit with Will Ferrell and Reese Witherspoon. It's not like I'm Nabisco over here working up special scripts just for ILE. (xpost)

-- Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, June 13, 2007 7:59 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

FOLLOWUP ZING

and what, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 20:05 (twelve years ago) link

I just came here to post the Alex in B one.

John Justen, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 20:07 (twelve years ago) link

seeing a thread title about vibrations has given me kenanxiety.

-- estela, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 22:56 (16 minutes ago) Link

nickalicious, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 23:14 (twelve years ago) link

give this lady a gold medal

strgn, Thursday, 14 June 2007 04:37 (twelve years ago) link

PATRON SAINT OF THIS THREAD

sanskrit, Thursday, 14 June 2007 13:49 (twelve years ago) link

Morbs, nah to v0000rdomes, i already know what a drum circle looks like

-- elmo argonaut, Friday, June 15, 2007 5:32 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

sanskrit, Friday, 15 June 2007 19:06 (twelve years ago) link

Ignoring the essay's larger points non-shockah.

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Saturday, June 16, 2007 2:17 PM

i guess i'll have to rescreen it

-- gershy, Saturday, 16 June 2007 23:35 (15 hours ago) Link

and what, Sunday, 17 June 2007 15:16 (twelve years ago) link

"shockah" is bad enough, "non-shockah" constructions should be an instant 5-day ban

s1ocki, Sunday, 17 June 2007 16:26 (twelve years ago) link

in-between non-zing posts edited out:
http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i191/fluxion23/IMG_5356.jpg
-- kenan, Sunday, June 17, 2007 12:16 AM (18 hours ago) Bookmark Link

How many children were outside your window at that moment, Kenan?

-- Pleasant Plains, Sunday, June 17, 2007 1:55 AM (17 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Lingbert, Sunday, 17 June 2007 19:15 (twelve years ago) link

guilty lolz b/c I disagree with Dom on this thread mostly:

also why do nearly all student newspaper writers write in what feels like the same voice? there's certain syntax and word choices that only student newspapers ever seem to have.

paul please, please tell me you don't actually care about the answer to this

-- lex pretend, Monday, June 18, 2007 8:29 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

http://downloadsimpsons.com/files/malibu_stacy.jpg

"Thinking too much gives you wrinkles"

-- Dom Passantino, Monday, June 18, 2007 8:31 AM (13 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 18 June 2007 13:33 (twelve years ago) link

thought this was a joke thread until I saw it was started by Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy

-- RJG, Monday, June 18, 2007 10:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

That one guy that quit, Monday, 18 June 2007 22:42 (twelve years ago) link

bernie mac once made me spit out my coke twice, like, i spit it out but there was still some in my mouth and i was moving to clean it off my hand and then he made another joke and i spit out the rest.
-- ethan, Tuesday, March 19, 2002 1:00 AM

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 00:59 (1 hour ago) Link

Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 02:14 (twelve years ago) link

I've never heard of any of these people.

-- Tuomas, Tuesday, June 19, 2007 1:54 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I've never heard of Jaana Pelkonen, what's your point?

-- Noodle Vague, Tuesday, June 19, 2007 1:55 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

stevie, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 13:20 (twelve years ago) link

Hoos zing is quality. what we hate about others is what we hate about ourselves lol

deej, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 17:46 (twelve years ago) link

Mets games always started at 8:05 when I was a kid. And were usually over by 10:30.
-- Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 14:09 (3 hours ago) Link

But I thought the Mets didn't come into existance until 1962!
-- David R., Tuesday, 19 June 2007 14:22 (3 hours ago) Link

gabbneb, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 17:58 (twelve years ago) link

rofl

latebloomer, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 18:03 (twelve years ago) link

hahaha

That one guy that quit, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 18:45 (twelve years ago) link

my arteries are nowhere as clogged as David R's, just sayin'

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 18:50 (twelve years ago) link

now make it funny

s1ocki, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 18:54 (twelve years ago) link

Nice to see that Laurel's given me another reason to write her off entirely.

jaymc, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 18:57 (twelve years ago) link

where dude where

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:00 (twelve years ago) link

what are you talking about?

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:01 (twelve years ago) link

For posting Dan's zing of me on this thread.

jaymc, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:01 (twelve years ago) link

my arteries are nowhere as clogged as David R's, just sayin'

Or: you could just say "LOL @ fat aspie Red Sox bandwagoneer"

David R., Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:02 (twelve years ago) link

and make that funny

David R., Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:02 (twelve years ago) link

I mean, it wasn't an especially good zing, because it kind of came out of nowhere (Dan has never said anything that harsh to me, even in person) and wasn't really accurate (unless mentioning to your friends that you wrote something that you thought they might be interested in = self-promotion), but it looks like she was all too eager to support it.

jaymc, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:06 (twelve years ago) link

u mad

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:07 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.northbloomfieldohio.homestead.com/files/beaver.jpg

Laurel, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:08 (twelve years ago) link

wow wow wow

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:11 (twelve years ago) link

i mean everything

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:11 (twelve years ago) link

UH? someone please break this beef down for me, i am a little slow today

elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:11 (twelve years ago) link

is jaymc kidding or not?

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:12 (twelve years ago) link

someone got angry for someone posting a zing somebody else made on a thread where people post zings other people make

Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:12 (twelve years ago) link

xpost

Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:12 (twelve years ago) link

ok but i have looked and do not see the zing in question?

elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:14 (twelve years ago) link

dude she totally explained the goofy reason behind reposting it and jaymc is all like crying in his oatmeal about it, plz plz plz be kidding dude otherwise i think you should be banned from ilx entirely and forced to only communicate via emo.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:15 (twelve years ago) link

It's lost in the fold, Elmo. Unhide posts.

Laurel, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:15 (twelve years ago) link

ok i see it now but hell 2 WEEKS AGO

elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:16 (twelve years ago) link

NO ONE CAN ACTUALLY HAVE A BEEF ABOUT THE ONLY ONES, IT'S THE UNWRITTEN RULE OF THE WEST, GUYS

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:16 (twelve years ago) link

hey guys what's going on

ghost rider, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:18 (twelve years ago) link

laurel rules

jeff, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:18 (twelve years ago) link

i was gonna post a zing but this is funnier

ghost rider, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:18 (twelve years ago) link

that's the law, that's the law, it's the whole of the law

dmr, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:19 (twelve years ago) link

jaymc the zing sees no colors, knows no boundaries, accepts no distinctions. we are all potential givers and receivers of the zing. who among us has not been zinged? you cannot control the zing so much as channel it or suffer through it.

in summary, chill the fuck out.

strongohulkington, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:25 (twelve years ago) link

zing buddhism

Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:27 (twelve years ago) link

kudos

ghost rider, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:27 (twelve years ago) link

Look, the zing itself bothered me because it was from someone I consider a good friend of mine and a decent human being and I wasn't sure why he felt the way he did, and I've still not gotten a satisfactory answer from him. At the time, most people on the Chicago thread were like, "dude, Dan, wtf?" -- the consensus was that he had definitely crossed a line.

So it sucks to see that Laurel thought that the zing was casually funny enough to repost on the Noise Board -- but not entirely surprising, given that she has a tendency to interpret my (fairly innocuous) words and behavior in a way that has resulted in cruel, judgmental comments (cf. the Chicago thread yesterday and in a private e-mail dated October 24, 2006).

jaymc, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:35 (twelve years ago) link

That's some .xls!

Laurel, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:36 (twelve years ago) link

and in a private e-mail dated October 24, 2006

C'mon dude. Lighten up. People say stupid shit in emails all the time.

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:38 (twelve years ago) link

laurel cruels

jeff, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:38 (twelve years ago) link

Dude totally got this:

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0072257903.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

(is he joking????)

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:38 (twelve years ago) link

who hates on laurel?

strongohulkington, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:39 (twelve years ago) link

seriously jaymc, despite the occasional database joke i actually like you okay but this is one of those "hating on peanuts"/"i think burritos are vile" things that makes me write off a human entirely.

strongohulkington, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:40 (twelve years ago) link

who hates on burritos?

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:40 (twelve years ago) link

ok this beef

elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:41 (twelve years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G-Unit_feuds

Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:43 (twelve years ago) link

laurel = 50
jaymc = Cadillac Tah

Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:44 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.misterkitty.org/shaindle/dramaqn.jpg

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:45 (twelve years ago) link

This scumbag.They need to sew his eyelids open and make him watch janet reno and rosie odonnel dance naked then executed him

jeff, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:45 (twelve years ago) link

wait, morbius or jaymc?

strongohulkington, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:45 (twelve years ago) link

Tom Cruuise's aliens should probe his anus. Then he would be gay too and a scentist.

jeff, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:46 (twelve years ago) link

No. I had sent out a mass e-mail to most of the Chicago thread trying to gauge whether people were mad at me, as someone had implied to me at a bar. Nearly everyone responded with, "Dude, it's cool, we don't have a problem with you." And I was like, "Okay, cool, that's what I thought." Except for Laurel, who went to great length to criticize me for reacting the way I did.

jaymc, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:46 (twelve years ago) link

Why waste precious webspace with this chocolate killer when the angelic Kate Beckinsale is right there in your backyard. I wish she was in my backyard. She has a nice backyard.

jeff, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:47 (twelve years ago) link

wtf

ghost rider, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:47 (twelve years ago) link

ok this thread

Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:47 (twelve years ago) link

jaymc you just gotta be like this penguin

http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Debbie-Gray/Chill-Out-Poster-C12255139.jpeg

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:48 (twelve years ago) link

HARVEY U HAVE BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS PEOPLES COURT LOOSER

jeff, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:48 (twelve years ago) link

(cf. the Chicago thread yesterday and in a private e-mail dated October 24, 2006).

WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW LOL YOU SIR ARE RIDICULOUS

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:48 (twelve years ago) link

curt1s i have mad beef with a facebook message you sent me dated march 3, 2007

ghost rider, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:49 (twelve years ago) link

A ribeye is a fine piece of meat. Seasoned and chargilled to perfection.

jeff, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:49 (twelve years ago) link

WHEN I SAY "IT'S COMPLICATED" I FUCKING MEAN "IT'S COMPLICATED" OK DUDE

ghost rider, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:49 (twelve years ago) link

a private facebook message thank u

Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:49 (twelve years ago) link

Damn, Ron should have run not stand there and try karate.

jeff, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:51 (twelve years ago) link

Ally, it's called Gmail. You can look up the date when e-mails were sent.

this is one of those "hating on peanuts"/"i think burritos are vile" things that makes me write off a human entirely.

Well, this is one of those What you do yourself has not much to do with this narrative you publicly project onto others where everyone else is more practical and more knowledgeable and were given a headstart that you didn't get so why should *you* know about the world of objects? I mean, I'm sure it's at least half an act because a person could hardly make his own TOAST if he were really like "why would *I* know about how wheat is ground?" but you still pull that act out all the time. And mostly I'm just really offended that after I took your query seriously against my own better judgement and researched it for you and made it palatable, you admitted in print that you just couldn't be fucked to read it yourself. Fine. Let other people do your work, see how many of them you can keep convincing when you cry "wolf" things that makes me write off a human entirely.

jaymc, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:51 (twelve years ago) link

i guess karate worked better in the karate kid

jeff, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:52 (twelve years ago) link

* Curt1s is in ghost rider's extended family.
* They took a course together.
* Curt1s went to elementary school with ghost rider.
* They hooked up.

Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:52 (twelve years ago) link

I think people know where to find the Chicago thread, John.

Laurel, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:52 (twelve years ago) link

And mostly I'm just really offended that after I took your query seriously against my own better judgement and researched it for you and made it palatable, you admitted in print that you just couldn't be fucked to read it yourself. Fine.

sounds fair to me!

strongohulkington, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:53 (twelve years ago) link

laurel's objections, i should say

strongohulkington, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:53 (twelve years ago) link

XP: If you really want them to read the whole morning's worth of hand-wringing.

Laurel, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:53 (twelve years ago) link

jaymc, it's called stop being a fag. you can let things go and install an a/c.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:53 (twelve years ago) link

People were no longer paying him any attention and as he feels he is the biggest celebrity on the planet he was insulted by the lack of paparazzi and the lack of his face in the news.

jeff, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:54 (twelve years ago) link

Ally, it's called Gmail. You can look up the date when e-mails were sent.

jaymc, i will try to help your sinking ship one more time, dude. the reason ally thinks it's ridiculous (just guessing here) is not because you know the date of the email but b/c you are referring to a PRIVATE email on the zing thread, but that's just a guess.

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:54 (twelve years ago) link

figured john would have been all over queries

river wolf, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:54 (twelve years ago) link

i mean srsly you are like the lex of LIFE, laurel's got a point!

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:54 (twelve years ago) link

He grew a conscious and felt the need to confess in order to avoid going crazy from all the nightmares he has every time he closes his eyes. He probably takes multiple anxiety medications and sleeping pills mixed with alcohol in order to get a couple hours of restful sleep before he can actually feel the blood on his hands again and has to get up and vomit prior to taking a scalding hot shower to wash the smell off his body that he can smell as if he was back at Nicole's townhose.

jeff, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:54 (twelve years ago) link

sounds fair to me!

-- strongohulkington, Tuesday, June 19, 2007 2:53 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

laurel's objections, i should say

-- strongohulkington, Tuesday, June 19, 2007 2:53 PM (50 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

Yeah, maybe, if it was at all a fair interpretation of what I had said.

jaymc, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:55 (twelve years ago) link

and yes, the phrasing of what he said and the weird reference and the HANGING ON TO AN E-MAIL BEEF FROM OCTOBER 2006 that is why it is ridiculous, not the amazing fact that g-mail allows you to look up exacting dates, mr. que is correct in his assumptions.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:55 (twelve years ago) link

wait wait wait wait wait stop--strongo, who the fuck hates peanuts?!?!

max, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:56 (twelve years ago) link

jaymc, it's called stop being a fag. you can let things go and install an a/c.

I'm going to try tonight, after the Feist show.

jaymc, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:56 (twelve years ago) link

http://static.ak.facebook.com/images/icons/friend_guy.gif ghost rider added "the world of objects" to his Interests

ghost rider, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:56 (twelve years ago) link

yeah this falls down at the point where i admit that i really dont give a fuck

strongohulkington, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:56 (twelve years ago) link

the reason ally thinks it's ridiculous (just guessing here) is not because you know the date of the email but b/c you are referring to a PRIVATE email on the zing thread, but that's just a guess.

I'm only referring to a private e-mail to give context for why I was bothered by Laurel reposting that zing. I'm not hanging onto that e-mail beef, either. In fact, Laurel and I saw each other in person like a week after that exchange and things seemed totally fine. But her recent behavior has reminded me of that e-mail conversation, and I've been wondering if I was right last fall to have tried to forgive and forget, or whether I should've just written her off back then as well. As we noted yesterday, though, that's a hard thing to do on ILX.

jaymc, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:00 (twelve years ago) link

figured john would have been all over queries

?

jaymc, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:00 (twelve years ago) link

jaymc i seriously doubt laurel is giving you much thought once she clicks the little red box in the right hand corner and goes outside

don't let ilx get to you!!

strongohulkington, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:01 (twelve years ago) link

says someone who took it way too seriously 2002-2004

strongohulkington, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:01 (twelve years ago) link

srsly, do you guys really "write ppl off" as a matter of course? like, beef over something that probably isn't that important at all and then PEACE?

river wolf, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:02 (twelve years ago) link

it was a database joke

river wolf, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:02 (twelve years ago) link

if so: childish

river wolf, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:02 (twelve years ago) link

you're ALL dead to me.

especially ghost rider with his facebook lies.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:03 (twelve years ago) link

but ally i love you more than ever

strongohulkington, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:03 (twelve years ago) link

I hardly ever write people off at all! I think that's my problem, though, sometimes, is when people don't like me, I invest a lot of energy into trying to figure out why they don't like me, and how I could change, instead of just saying "Fuck 'em, they're not worth it."

jaymc, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:04 (twelve years ago) link

let's go hang out at max's trivia night this thurs.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:04 (twelve years ago) link

omg we must

strongohulkington, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:04 (twelve years ago) link

My girlfriend thinks I forgive people too easily, actually.

jaymc, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:06 (twelve years ago) link

she must be very forgiving as well

strongohulkington, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:06 (twelve years ago) link

JAYMC COME TO MY THREAD AND LEARN TO SAY FUCK YOU

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:07 (twelve years ago) link

guys, perhaps piling on jmc will not have the result you purport to intend?

http://www.artistdirect.com/Images/Sources/AMGCOVERS/music/cover200/drc500/c561/c561567y55m.jpg

gabbneb, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:30 (twelve years ago) link

you're only saying that because normally you're the person getting piled on.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:33 (twelve years ago) link

My girlfriend thinks I forgive people too easily, actually.

-- jaymc, Tuesday, June 19, 2007 8:06 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

she must be very forgiving as well

-- strongohulkington, Tuesday, June 19, 2007 8:06 PM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

deej, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:33 (twelve years ago) link

zing

deej, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:34 (twelve years ago) link

zing! (xpost)

gabbneb, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:34 (twelve years ago) link

I'm just glad no one's zinging about my hueg prostate now.

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:37 (twelve years ago) link

none of us want to think about your crotch long enough to come up with a good one

strongohulkington, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:37 (twelve years ago) link

wait wtf is gabbneb even talking about

ghost rider, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:39 (twelve years ago) link

Dr Morbius, huh? Dr No Pee-us more like!

...nope, that's not it

river wolf, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:39 (twelve years ago) link

RW: Thank you for playing, please try again.

Laurel, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:39 (twelve years ago) link

strongo, methinks thou dost protest too much. EYES UP

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:40 (twelve years ago) link

it's true, it's true... your prostate's not the only thing that's enlarged now

strongohulkington, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:41 (twelve years ago) link

dr morbius = grocery groin????????

river wolf, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:41 (twelve years ago) link

OH GOD WILL YOU PPL JUST STOP IT

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:43 (twelve years ago) link

just thinking about tapping that 'tate is killing me

strongohulkington, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:44 (twelve years ago) link

morbs, methinks thou dost prostate too much.

kenan, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:44 (twelve years ago) link

JON DELETE THREAD PLEASE

ghost rider, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:45 (twelve years ago) link

if this thread is deleted, we will have no way to refer to zing posts dated June 19, 2007

elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:51 (twelve years ago) link

I was thinking tasting not tapping, hulkstud

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:52 (twelve years ago) link

also my admission that i want to finger dr. morbius' prostate

strongohulkington, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:53 (twelve years ago) link

xpost!

strongohulkington, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:53 (twelve years ago) link

wow

gabbneb, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:53 (twelve years ago) link

shut it down

That one guy that quit, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:54 (twelve years ago) link

!!o_0)))????

elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:54 (twelve years ago) link

lol lol lol

strongohulkington, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:54 (twelve years ago) link

TAKING IT BACK, U ON YR OWN ON TUES GAH GAH ABORT

Laurel, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:55 (twelve years ago) link

ain't i a stinker

strongohulkington, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:57 (twelve years ago) link

shit is poppin' off on the zing thread today, fuck

dmr, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 21:04 (twelve years ago) link

these sort of thread meltdowns only happen around 3pm on a Friday, I can't believe it's only Tuesday.

sanskrit, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 21:04 (twelve years ago) link

it's Friday across the International Zing Line

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 21:05 (twelve years ago) link

kekeekkeekeke

Laurel, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 21:08 (twelve years ago) link

tapping that 'tate

ROFFLES

Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 21:10 (twelve years ago) link

we have all been zinged here

s1ocki, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 21:14 (twelve years ago) link

actually i never understand complicated ilx beefs :(

s1ocki, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 21:14 (twelve years ago) link

I had to send out a mass e-mail, once, too

phew...

RJG, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 21:15 (twelve years ago) link

good job today, team

elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 21:21 (twelve years ago) link

why did we make this thread nsfw and not the other one

Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 21:24 (twelve years ago) link

strongo/morbs content 'too hot for work monitors'

That one guy that quit, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 21:24 (twelve years ago) link

tough decision, but today's game ball goes to jess hulkington, good work slugger

http://www.moreron.com/img/spring-training/baseball.jpg

elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 21:27 (twelve years ago) link

umm, if they're monitoring text these boards are so nsfw...

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 21:27 (twelve years ago) link

Hey guys, what did I miss?

HI DERE, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 21:28 (twelve years ago) link

strongo's buddist-zing teachings are the best

this is also exactly what i was thinking:
srsly, do you guys really "write ppl off" as a matter of course? like, beef over something that probably isn't that important at all and then PEACE?
-- river wolf, Tuesday, June 19, 2007 4:02 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

rrrobyn, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 21:30 (twelve years ago) link

that is what i missed and what i gathered
xpost

and this !!o_0)))???? is a good face

rrrobyn, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 21:32 (twelve years ago) link

That is face for "hitting self with fist repeatedly" in fact.

Laurel, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 21:35 (twelve years ago) link

HEAD GOES BOING

Laurel, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 21:35 (twelve years ago) link

srsly, do you guys really "write ppl off" as a matter of course? like, beef over something that probably isn't that important at all and then PEACE?

I had this happen to me recently! I got mad at one of my old friends, and was like, "Ok, you're not being cool, go jump in a river." Only I was a little more to-the-point than that. And a week later she was like, "I can't have you in my life anymore." OH, THE DRAMA! I HOPE I DIDN'T MAKE YOU FAINT OR ANYTHING! But everyone else I know in this town always thought she was a total bitch anyway, so maybe they were on to something.

kenan, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 21:36 (twelve years ago) link

ok i'm kind of late here but:

when people don't like me, I invest a lot of energy into trying to figure out why they don't like me, and how I could change, instead of just saying "Fuck 'em, they're not worth it."

-- jaymc, Tuesday, June 19, 2007 10:04 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING!

gr8080, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 21:40 (twelve years ago) link

also:

i'm so proud of our BIG HOOS.

where is that post from?

gr8080, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 21:40 (twelve years ago) link

In all fairness, grady, "change" usually implies, like, changing.

Laurel, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 21:42 (twelve years ago) link

Holy shit!

Pashmina, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 21:43 (twelve years ago) link

What is Kenan more likely to have said that caused his friend to write him off?

1) "Ok, you're not being cool, go jump in a river."

2) "I HATE YOU SO MUCH I'M GONNA DRILL A HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING HEAD AND MOLEST IT WITH MY BROTHER'S MICROPENIS WHILE TEARING OFF YOUR MOM'S TITS AND STUFFING THEM IN A TRAINING BRA TO SELL TO THE ELEVEN-YEAR-OLD I KEEP IN THE BASEMENT FOR THOSE RAINY SUNDAY AFTERNOONS WHEN NOTHING'S ON TV AND A DUDE JUST FEELS LIKE... RELAXING"

HI DERE, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 21:43 (twelve years ago) link

i was just pointing out that jaymc kind of spelled out where his tantrum was coming from.

after everyone on the thread already pointed it out for him.

xxp

gr8080, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 21:44 (twelve years ago) link

(I pick option #1)

HI DERE, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 21:44 (twelve years ago) link

actually, I just said, "Go fuck yourself."

kenan, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 21:45 (twelve years ago) link

That would have been option #3.

HI DERE, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 21:46 (twelve years ago) link

option 2a
xpost

rrrobyn, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 21:46 (twelve years ago) link

Laurel, you're hardly worth changing over.

Love,

jaymc

jaymc, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 21:53 (twelve years ago) link

This is maybe the most perplexing internet beef ever.

HI DERE, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 21:55 (twelve years ago) link

I'd change to go biking with laurel so my nice clothes wouldn't get ruined!

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 21:56 (twelve years ago) link

I'd change so my tie would match her cute polka dot blouse.

kenan, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 21:57 (twelve years ago) link

I'd change into my wincklepoincers for her

(no seriously, i have those mod boots, what did you call them? can't remember)

sanskrit, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 21:59 (twelve years ago) link

Change comes from the Federal Mint, but two days' worth of internet beef is inside all of us.

XP: hi guys! Dem are beatle boots, boo, or winklepickers.

Laurel, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 22:00 (twelve years ago) link

yes!

sanskrit, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 22:02 (twelve years ago) link

ol wink p's

ghost rider, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 22:08 (twelve years ago) link

kudos

Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 22:09 (twelve years ago) link

loles

gr8080, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 22:10 (twelve years ago) link

HeY waht is beef i Would quote mos def song here but I can't rememmbmer where I put google lyrics search i Am drunkk bwecause i got fired today why are yous people mad at each other its not lke yrea tryihgn to type on one of those keyboards with the split down the midddle like i am.

nickalicious, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 23:59 (twelve years ago) link

why are yous people mad at each other

because john is extra stubborn and laurel, like Joshua from WarGames, has not yet learned futility

kenan, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 00:32 (twelve years ago) link

they are both great, but they would eventually kill each other in real life

kenan, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 00:33 (twelve years ago) link

best ILX beef since cutty vs wrinklepaws

haitch, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 01:48 (twelve years ago) link

so thankful kenan chimed in

▒█▄█ ▄▄ ▒█▄█, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:18 (twelve years ago) link

Thank you all.

Jeff, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:35 (twelve years ago) link

i'm not sure my "beef" with ol' wrink P comes anywhere close to the whatthefuckery of this thread

cutty, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:46 (twelve years ago) link

both provided lolz. this is all i ask.

haitch, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:54 (twelve years ago) link

wtf is going on here

am0n, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:55 (twelve years ago) link

^^^^^^^^^

cutty, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:57 (twelve years ago) link

Its like a lava lamp.

Trayce, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 03:20 (twelve years ago) link

nick got fired! whoa

also:
when people don't like me, I invest a lot of energy into trying to figure out why they don't like me, and how I could change, instead of just saying "Fuck 'em, they're not worth it."
-- jaymc, Tuesday, June 19, 2007 10:04 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

re: things like this i often wonder about how much is true self-reflection and how much is just self-involvement

rrrobyn, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 04:08 (twelve years ago) link

i mean this in a general way
b/c true self-reflection/consciousness takes effort/struggle/isn't easy when living in this crazy world, whereas self-involvement is kinda built in to the ego drive and in that is deceptive

anyway ohman this thread. it is v hot here btw and maybe it is hot there as well and causing such issues.

rrrobyn, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 04:15 (twelve years ago) link

laurel has nice hair

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 05:19 (twelve years ago) link

of all the nice threads we have why did you people have to poop on this one

sanskrit, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 11:28 (twelve years ago) link

rrrobyn otm

strgn, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 11:31 (twelve years ago) link

re: things like this i often wonder about how much is true self-reflection and how much is just self-involvement

This is a very good point, and I think I was being a little disingenuous when I said I ponder "how I could change." I should have said when people direct cheap insults or unfair criticisms at me, I invest a lot of energy in explaining, incessantly, why what they said was untrue or unfair, in the hopes of either exonerating myself in their eyes or, at the very least, ascertaining their motivations, since a lot of times I'm just plain confused by their ire. Kenan correctly reads this as stubbornness, but it's hard for me to take that kind of thing lying down: if I keep talking and trying to explain myself, there's the possibility that things can be smoothed over. And even if it's not, I can at least get the other person to understand me better, because it drives me crazy that they don't. (This is probably self-involvement, yes.)

jaymc, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 14:43 (twelve years ago) link

http://themot.org/gallery/d/557-2/trapshop.jpg

HI DERE, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 14:49 (twelve years ago) link

http://lolcat.net/d/1366-1/trap.jpg

Laurel, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 15:11 (twelve years ago) link

BEARTRAP HAHA MEME-ORIES

69, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 15:13 (twelve years ago) link

i need a mammary trap

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 15:19 (twelve years ago) link

deez zings are horrible

bnw, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 15:35 (twelve years ago) link

take it to gmail, guys

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 20 June 2007 16:13 (twelve years ago) link

also lol @ last couple posts disappearing

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 20 June 2007 16:13 (twelve years ago) link

PLZ TO MAKE THIS THREAD LESS SERIOUSCAT.JPG.

xposts

John Justen, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 16:13 (twelve years ago) link

I feel vaguely satisfied.

jaymc, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 16:23 (twelve years ago) link

you butthurt!

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 16:24 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.pacificnet.net/~joelinux/buttsecks-elvish.jpg

kenan, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 16:30 (twelve years ago) link

ban all chicago people plz

cutty, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 16:54 (twelve years ago) link

re: things like this i often wonder about how much is true self-reflection and how much is just self-involvement

This is a very good point, and I think I was being a little disingenuous when I said I ponder "how I could change." I should have said when people direct cheap insults or unfair criticisms at me, I invest a lot of energy in explaining, incessantly, why what they said was untrue or unfair, in the hopes of either exonerating myself in their eyes or, at the very least, ascertaining their motivations, since a lot of times I'm just plain confused by their ire. Kenan correctly reads this as stubbornness, but it's hard for me to take that kind of thing lying down: if I keep talking and trying to explain myself, there's the possibility that things can be smoothed over. And even if it's not, I can at least get the other person to understand me better, because it drives me crazy that they don't. (This is probably self-involvement, yes.)

-- jaymc, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 14:43 (3 hours ago)

too long, didn't read, don't care

am0n, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 17:57 (twelve years ago) link

(This is probably self-involvement, yes.)

understatement of the new millennium

strongohulkington, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 17:58 (twelve years ago) link

yeah. what i said was basically the subtle diplomatic zing that knows what the answer is in the first place.

rrrobyn, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 18:09 (twelve years ago) link

:/

rrrobyn, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 18:09 (twelve years ago) link

hey let's go on the internet and then think about life there

iiiijjjj, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 18:13 (twelve years ago) link

that's like every waking moment I'm at home alone :(

mh, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 18:50 (twelve years ago) link

sorry I think that was meant for the bummers thread, or it was a self-zing

mh, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 19:55 (twelve years ago) link

ban all chicago people plz

-- cutty, Wednesday, June 20, 2007 11:54 AM (Wednesday, June 20, 2007 11:54 AM) Bookmark Link

cutty otm. there's a reason i stopped reading ilx.

chicago kevin, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 19:59 (twelve years ago) link

bring back the zings

river wolf, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 20:13 (twelve years ago) link

I do this by giving a mental Pitchfork rating to each album, grabbing all of those that get 9.9 or 10.0, and then ordering them.

1) Mansun - Six 2) Cardiacs - Guns 3) Cardiacs - Sing To God 4) Yes - Relayer 5) Talk Talk - Spirit Of Eden 6) Blur - 13 7) SFA - Rings Around The World 8) Hood - Rustic Houses Forlorn Valleys 9) Oceansize - Effloresce 10) Duran Duran - Rio

-- Just got offed, Tuesday, June 19, 2007 12:24 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

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no wait 10) Ride - Going Blank Again (re-issue w/bonus trax)

-- Just got offed, Tuesday, June 19, 2007 12:25 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

. . .

Rings Around The World? You ARE young.

-- Scik Mouthy, Tuesday, June 19, 2007 12:29 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Thursday, 21 June 2007 01:06 (twelve years ago) link

I don't date dog people. I honestly don't. If you have a dog, you're out. It's not like some rule I wrote down, I just kind of naturally lose interest, like you just told me you have a 6-year-old boy.

-- kenan, Wednesday, June 20, 2007 5:28 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Dog owners breathe a collective sigh of relief.

-- John Justen, Wednesday, June 20, 2007 5:28 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Thursday, 21 June 2007 01:14 (twelve years ago) link

parents of young boys breathe a collective sigh of relief

s1ocki, Thursday, 21 June 2007 01:49 (twelve years ago) link

is that a quote from the vagina kenanlogues

estela, Thursday, 21 June 2007 02:00 (twelve years ago) link

It's not like some rule that I wrote down, it's just some rule that I have.

Hurting 2, Thursday, 21 June 2007 02:05 (twelve years ago) link

s1ocki OTM
you got to stay current

sanskrit, Thursday, 21 June 2007 02:40 (twelve years ago) link

Biters of tIREd

jergïns, Thursday, 21 June 2007 04:59 (twelve years ago) link

what is wrong w/ that guy

moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 21 June 2007 05:14 (twelve years ago) link

Which one?

John Justen, Thursday, 21 June 2007 06:13 (twelve years ago) link

zing

am0n, Thursday, 21 June 2007 13:11 (twelve years ago) link

:-| = working reunions weekend at your college right after breaking up with the girl youve been dating all through college and had expected to date for much longer and interacting w/ a ton of people who met at yr college and got married and feeling totally reverse-nostalgiac and anxious about/excited for the future and realizing you need to take better care of your health and really value yr friends and those nights when youre like "ugh im depressed im probably just going to smoke some pot and watch tron and altered states and make some frozen french bread pizzza" are probably better spent out interacting w/ other human beings and taking advantage of your freedom and you know what this is actually the last summer you have (like REAL summer) and so youre sorta drunk on booze obtained w/ stolen drink tickets and you go to the dj booth at the radio station where you work (because you cant go to the break room since your ex-girlfriend is there) and turn on yr last.fm station and fucking PLAINSONG starts and you dont even really listen to the cure and youre just all like :-|
-- max, Sunday, June 10, 2007 3:51 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

times like this make me wish i had a livejournal
-- max, Sunday, June 10, 2007 4:00 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

me too :-/
-- river wolf, Sunday, June 10, 2007 4:03 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

jaxon, Friday, 22 June 2007 21:42 (twelve years ago) link

although i think the final :-/ kinda ruins it

jaxon, Friday, 22 June 2007 21:42 (twelve years ago) link

JT Leroy is no joke perpetrated by anyone, he's BRILLIANT. And does make the occasional appearance. The only thing about the whole phenomenon that sucks is Ms C Love is angling to play the mum in the film of Sarah.

-- suzy, Tuesday, 27 November 2001 01:00 (5 years ago) Link

lollololoolololol

-- I am Robocop, Saturday, 23 June 2007 20:13 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Dude please, 2001? The book *had* just come out, I liked the writing, and yeah I have an old Cooper connection. BFD.

It could be a lot worse. One could be my former editor, who thought she was participating in phone conversations with JTL!

-- suzy, Sunday, 24 June 2007 10:10 (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link

this type of hoax is enabled and perpetuated by the type of person who is "in the know"--the type of person who pretends to know something when they just know someone (or know someone who knows someone, etc.) who has told them that they know something

-- RJG, Sunday, 24 June 2007 16:38 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 24 June 2007 17:50 (twelve years ago) link

Factual zing!

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 24 June 2007 17:51 (twelve years ago) link

that's very classic.

jed_, Sunday, 24 June 2007 18:10 (twelve years ago) link

somone hunt down micheal reed and invite him to gloat a little on that thread

sanskrit, Sunday, 24 June 2007 18:51 (twelve years ago) link

haha when rjg posted that i was like "INCOMING!!!!!". protect ya neck.

That one guy that quit, Sunday, 24 June 2007 18:54 (twelve years ago) link

which thread is this, guys? I can't find it

Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 24 June 2007 19:03 (twelve years ago) link

JT Leroy

jim, Sunday, 24 June 2007 19:04 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.onlythebestleads.com/img/pic-2.jpg

Always Blame Courtney!

chaki, Sunday, 24 June 2007 22:09 (twelve years ago) link

A++

That one guy that quit, Sunday, 24 June 2007 22:10 (twelve years ago) link

blame needs to be assigned for this

http://www.stereogum.com/img/virgincourtney.jpg

jergïns, Sunday, 24 June 2007 22:30 (twelve years ago) link

(for the queasy, link but no post)

jergïns, Sunday, 24 June 2007 22:30 (twelve years ago) link

lol u read stereogumm

sanskrit, Sunday, 24 June 2007 23:12 (twelve years ago) link

zing?

jergïns, Sunday, 24 June 2007 23:17 (twelve years ago) link

WTF

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 24 June 2007 23:44 (twelve years ago) link

Mila Kunis is not at all attractive.

-- milo z, Thursday, June 21, 2007 4:24 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

MILO IS KING OF RONG

-- deej, Thursday, June 21, 2007 3:59 PM (Thursday, June 21, 2007 3:59 PM) Bookmark Link

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no, he's totally otm there

-- gabbneb, Thursday, June 21, 2007 4:16 PM (Thursday, June 21, 2007 4:16 PM) Bookmark Link

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now HERE'S a guy you want in your corner!

-- David R., Thursday, June 21, 2007 4:19 PM (Thursday, June 21, 2007 4:19 PM) Bookmark Link

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in fairness milo does seem to be able to recognize when a person does not actually have red hair so he's not the KING of rong.

-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, June 21, 2007 4:23 PM (Thursday, June 21, 2007 4:23 PM) Bookmark Link

HI DERE, Monday, 25 June 2007 15:35 (twelve years ago) link

this is like when you smash a mosquito so hard your hard stings

And why not orgasming was such a major deal to her to begin with? (I know several women to whom it's not.)

-- Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, January 8, 2007 5:45 PM (5 months ago)

or at least they told you this

-- and what (ooo), Tuesday, January 9, 2007 2:38 PM (5 months ago)

moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 00:55 (twelve years ago) link

I'm also unfamiliar with this era of Genesis. However there's this really cool website called Google that answers these questions. You should check it out sometime. (answer:The Carpet Crawlers).

-- everything, Tuesday, June 26, 2007 11:04 PM (Tuesday, June 26, 2007 11:04 PM) Bookmark Link

Well apparently I didn't need to. Thanks.

-- J Kaw, Tuesday, June 26, 2007 11:13 PM (Tuesday, June 26, 2007 11:13 PM) Bookmark Link

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 04:38 (twelve years ago) link

I guess maybe if you're already taken there's no signals of desperation that girls can pick up on! That might make you more attractive, I suppose. Can't say I've noticed much difference myself though.

-- Colonel Poo, Friday, 29 June 2007 19:27 (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

your name is "colonel poo"

-- Tracer Hand, Friday, 29 June 2007 19:39 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

-- Trayce, Friday, 29 June 2007 09:42 (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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(I am so easily amused by toilet humour)

-- Trayce, Friday, 29 June 2007 09:42 (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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I am so easily amused by toilet humour

-- Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Friday, 29 June 2007 09:45 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Dom Passantino, Friday, 29 June 2007 09:51 (twelve years ago) link

Wow, I got that one minutes before I expected to. Kudos.

Trayce, Friday, 29 June 2007 09:54 (twelve years ago) link

I am easily amused by rote strikethrough zings :/

Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Friday, 29 June 2007 09:56 (twelve years ago) link

I srsly expected to be zinged for it! I'm not sure what that says about how lazy my posting has become.

Trayce, Friday, 29 June 2007 10:01 (twelve years ago) link

eBay is an e-commerce platform made up of many sellers

http://music.ebay.co.uk/

-- djmartian, Friday, June 29, 2007 9:49 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Thanks for that link - not sure it'll catch on though.

-- Matt DC, Friday, June 29, 2007 9:52 PM (8 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

That one guy that quit, Friday, 29 June 2007 15:52 (twelve years ago) link

sdfm dfksd

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 29 June 2007 16:01 (twelve years ago) link

what thread

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 29 June 2007 16:01 (twelve years ago) link

fopp, on ilm

"sdfm dfksd"

waht

That one guy that quit, Friday, 29 June 2007 16:12 (twelve years ago) link

Have I ever told the story on here about Chromeo cruising in the Jetta?

-- nabisco, Friday, June 29, 2007 10:12 PM (41 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

try to keep it under 4,000 words

-- jaxon, Friday, June 29, 2007 10:17 PM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

scott seward, Friday, 29 June 2007 22:56 (twelve years ago) link

hahahaha
i love nabisco but that is some funny stuff

rrrobyn, Friday, 29 June 2007 22:57 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, same here. but that was undeniable.

scott seward, Friday, 29 June 2007 23:05 (twelve years ago) link

i don't even hate on the guy. i just see what you guys post here and everyone laughing about the nabisco otm meme. just a bit of fun

jaxon, Friday, 29 June 2007 23:10 (twelve years ago) link

Plus, the lion's share of the CFLs on the market today are actually slightly warmer in color than standard tungsten. Not only is he lying though his teeth, but there's absolutely no point to it.

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca0702bd.jpg

I like this one because, if you think about it for more than a half a second, it actually pretty elequently makes the exact opposite point (I assume) it's trying to make.

The people are a bully with a short attention span and a distrust of anything complex, so he comes over and knocks down something that two kids, usually sworn enimies, have spent a lot of time working together to build, and something that might well have been pretty cool.

http://www.faithmouse.com/cartoon712.jpg

Um, bipedal cats with disproportionately long left legs in the higher echelons of the clergy are psychic, and see into the dark, fetus-eating mind of His Holliness?

-- en i see kay, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:06 (Yesterday) Link

Um, bipedal cats with disproportionately long left legs in the higher echelons of the clergy are psychic, and see into the dark, fetus-eating mind of His Holliness?

http://www.faithmouse.com/disproportunate_not.gif

-- Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 04:45 (16 hours ago) Link

en i see kay, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 21:15 (twelve years ago) link

lol

sleep, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 21:17 (twelve years ago) link

holy shit xD

am0n, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 21:34 (twelve years ago) link

ha, one point for that guy.

Dan I., Tuesday, 3 July 2007 21:47 (twelve years ago) link

drumming for 77 minutes straight is no easy feat

Uh I do this all the time

-- Jordan, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 20:53 (1 hour ago) Link

no not marching band

-- sexyDancer, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 20:55 (1 hour ago) Link

sanskrit, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 22:25 (twelve years ago) link

If we insist on having a persona-handle front-and-center in a piece of music, at least "poverty tourism" and "third world democracy" admits to the existence of poverty and the third world. (I'm not here to defend Maya as some sort of Chomsky figure, of course.)

-- mark 0, Friday, May 18, 2007 12:28 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

hang on i'm a bit drunk but -- woah shit those things exist?!!! fuck!!!!!!!!!

-- That one guy that quit, Friday, May 18, 2007 11:31 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Thursday, 5 July 2007 18:30 (twelve years ago) link

i was about to post this:

Yes, I went there a bunch of times, though I could never get anybody to go with me.
-- Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, December 13, 2005 5:30 PM

guessing it didn't have an "all ages" policy
-- bobby bedelia, Thursday, 5 July 2007 04:31 (13 hours ago) Link

and then saw this directed at Bimble. not much of a "zing", but wow....

And (1) don't EVER summon me to a thread again
(2) I am not interested in you at all for any purpose, let alone that which you have just described.

I think you are some sort of tasteless weird guy that is somehow also very aggressive in a way that I find sad. Try fucking a girl (or guy). You are probably Dutch or Norwegian or something and you are just jealous because you have no fucking idea what it means like to have actually lived through any sort of significant youth culture.

FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR SHIT ALTOGETHER.

You fucking smelly pineapple!

-- Saxby D. Elder, Thursday, 5 July 2007 06:14 (12 hours ago) Link

jaxon, Thursday, 5 July 2007 18:41 (twelve years ago) link

rofl what thread

am0n, Thursday, 5 July 2007 18:55 (twelve years ago) link

The Roxy New York 1982-84.

jaxon, Thursday, 5 July 2007 19:06 (twelve years ago) link

Bump! Why does the bloody release date have to be the end of the month? At least I have Wolk's book to tide me over for a couple days...

-- BleepBot, Monday, July 2, 2007 4:12 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Link

Results 1 - 10 of about 36,300 for "write your own book". (0.20 seconds)

-- Marcello Carlin, Monday, July 2, 2007 4:19 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Link

Results 1 - 10 of about 325,000 for google search joke makes me yawn. (0.19 seconds)

-- BleepBot, Monday, July 2, 2007 4:26 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Link

stevie, Saturday, 7 July 2007 12:59 (twelve years ago) link

saxby d. elder is a twot. bimble is crazy but not actively a dickwad.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Saturday, 7 July 2007 13:06 (twelve years ago) link

Not so much a zing, more a kind of KAPOW:

how does oink track that I was a user before and got banned, when I'm trying to log in with a new invite?

-- czn, Saturday, 7 July 2007 12:38 (19 minutes ago) Link

who gives a fucking fat rat's ass?

-- electricsound, Saturday, 7 July 2007 12:40 (17 minutes ago) Link

Pashmina, Saturday, 7 July 2007 13:17 (twelve years ago) link

lol@ "You are probably Dutch or Norwegian or something..."

Pashmina, Saturday, 7 July 2007 13:20 (twelve years ago) link

losing yer edge threads are never pretty. was saxby someone else once? i feel like all these people know who i am on ilm and i don't know their new names.

scott seward, Saturday, 7 July 2007 15:50 (twelve years ago) link

Wait, I swear I saw this like 6 months to a year ago and there was a thread on it.

-- Hurting 2, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 14:10 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

Which makes it even funnier, b/c he's obviously not had much luck finding his talent.

-- Hurting 2, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 14:10 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

i'm glad you passed him over and found more talented bandmates.

-- sanskrit, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 14:29 (51 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Trayce, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 05:20 (twelve years ago) link

I wank a lot, Tracer.

-- Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, May 21, 2004 7:12 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

We've read Stylus yes

-- Patrick Kinghorn, Friday, May 21, 2004 7:45 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

sleep, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 17:06 (twelve years ago) link

But I'm not sure that is the whole point of these photos.

This is actually a really fascinating thread because it puts much of the indie ethos on display, namely, that forever unresolvable conflict between art and commerce. Most indie bands aim to shake off as many markings of commerce as possible and thus probably don't even want to be in a photo much less labor to make it interesting. After all, these are publicity photos. For some, even putting themselves on display at a live show can be uncomfortable.

But this is what people who like indie like about indie, gap pants in a park/café/basement and all.

-- Kevin John Bozelka, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 16:53 (Yesterday) Link

That's a really great insight to have had in 1998..

-- Hurting 2, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 17:07 (2 hours ago) Link

and what, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 20:11 (twelve years ago) link

look up this word: necrophilia

-- =[[ (eman), Friday, August 11, 2006 6:43 AM (11 months ago) Bookmark Link
Look up this word: arsehole

-- Jaimee, Saturday, August 12, 2006 4:43 AM (10 months ago) Bookmark Link

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 12 July 2007 01:37 (twelve years ago) link

goodtimes zingyzongy fun:

heavy ho ho,

too thick or you'd dip ur wick?

http://image.blingee.com/images12/content/output/2007/7/14/50577290_31e03edb.gif

-- jergïns, Friday, July 13, 2007 6:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

i'd dip my tenwick

-- sanskrit, Friday, July 13, 2007 7:18 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

your lil tenwick

signed,

BIGG CONRAD

-- Confounded, Friday, July 13, 2007 7:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

more like yr bigg 10mm wick

-- sanskrit, Friday, July 13, 2007 8:32 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

^^
LOLZ

-- sanskrit, Friday, July 13, 2007 8:32 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

oh shit confounded!!!!! how does it feel to get so thoroughly owned???

-- Lingbert, Friday, July 13, 2007 9:18 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

i'll tell u when it happens

-- Confounded, Saturday, July 14, 2007 2:51 AM (15 hours ago) Bookmark Link

jergïns, Sunday, 15 July 2007 01:47 (twelve years ago) link

mercury music prize: 2007

let's see if we can rise above and pay it no heed this year, ok?

-- lex pretend, Monday, July 16, 2007 5:52 PM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

No better way to ignore something than by posting in a thread about it.

-- bnw, Monday, July 16, 2007 5:58 PM (40 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

jed_, Monday, 16 July 2007 18:40 (twelve years ago) link

albini-engineered, unreleased iotk is better than regular iotk.

both albini & mckaye disagree with you on this matter

-- J0hn D., Thursday, July 12, 2007 1:24 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Link

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and your point is? probably a few mountain goats fans love stuff you wrote off years ago.

-- hstencil, Thursday, July 12, 2007 10:00 PM (5 days ago)

wowzerz.

Steve Shasta, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 20:17 (twelve years ago) link

not actually that harsh.

s1ocki, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 20:38 (twelve years ago) link

oh hey here is a question: someone posted this on my last.fm 'shoutbox' and i do not know what it means - what does it mean?

Bang goes Steve Albini's 'theory' again.

rrrobyn, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 21:29 (twelve years ago) link

it means steve albini does not have a good explanation for gaps in the fossil record

ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 21:31 (twelve years ago) link

ban ghost rider

ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 21:32 (twelve years ago) link

who is ghost rider

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 21:33 (twelve years ago) link

WHO IS RIVER WOLF

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 21:33 (twelve years ago) link

har
it's true that the capitalization of Bang made me think of Big Bang
this person/stranger and i have like 100% music compatability, so i know it's not a zing - maybe it's a zing against steve a though. shrug
xpost

rrrobyn, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 21:35 (twelve years ago) link

yes, it's a zing against me. sorry for not supplying the back story.

Steve Shasta, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 21:38 (twelve years ago) link

hahar

rrrobyn, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 22:08 (twelve years ago) link

steve a sez women don't listen to good music

A B C, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 01:40 (twelve years ago) link

I don't care if you came in to shit on El, Aes, Vast Aire, MF Doom or fucking Humpty Hump; what the issue is here is your predictable tendency to just step in like your opinion of underground rap means anything more significant than "The beats are not jiggy crunk and the rhymes are too complex therefore it is shitty and worthless". The only reason you probably looked in this thread was because the header was "Aesop Rock is cool" and you probably had a snarky "I can't understand what he is rapping about and the production makes me sad" retort, and all you did was just replace that with "ew El-P for four minutes, that's awful". Have you even fucking HEARD THE VERSES? I think Matos and I made it pretty damned clear that they're pretty different from his usual style. Fucking A. And "timidly closeminded taste in rap": yeah, that's precious. I guaranfuckingtee you I have more appreciation and tolerance for mainstream hip-hop than you have for underground hip-hop.

What I want ILM to be is something above "hurr hurr uh like dude that suxx"; you seem to approach most indie rap in a tone that sounds like a hyperactive teenager on a Dew-and-crank bender lashing out against all those horrible critics who said bad things about "bling bling" in their big-up reviews of Stankonia or Labor Days.

-- Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Saturday, September 6, 2003 4:34 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

dude he made an el-p joke. if you got mad at everybody that dissed el-p on the internet everyday youd be a very busy man!

-- chaki (chaki), Saturday, September 6, 2003 4:43 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 13:54 (twelve years ago) link

nate was so sincere and you broke him :(

bnw, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 14:26 (twelve years ago) link

i think everyone should have to take a mandatory course called "learning to enjoy and find humour in getting one's own balls busted." people would enjoy life a lot more. and there'd be tons more great zings.

s1ocki, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 14:29 (twelve years ago) link

i'd wish the same upon you, kate, but i think you're miserable enough. also ken otm.

-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 July 2007 23:42 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Trayce, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 14:30 (twelve years ago) link

come to think of it, alex - it was the media that attacked me + nearly crushed my hand.

-- dyson (dyson), Monday, January 26, 2004 12:53 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

It's a good thing you've never been robbed by a black person, dyson, you might have to join the kkk.

-- bnw (bnw), Monday, January 26, 2004 1:01 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 July 2007 14:54 (twelve years ago) link

(xpost) otm. That woman is deeply frustrated
Turning Up The Suck - the Soundcheck and Sound Engineer Nightmare Thread
(not that I'm entirely unsympathetic about what happened, but my god...)

Hurting 2, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 15:08 (twelve years ago) link

Ethan, why are you still dredging up 4-year-old shit re: Nate zings? Did he fuck your girl?

David R., Wednesday, 18 July 2007 15:14 (twelve years ago) link

i just reposted a 3 year old zing!!

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 July 2007 15:19 (twelve years ago) link

i got zinged

David R., Wednesday, 18 July 2007 15:21 (twelve years ago) link

^^ potential ilx tee

Hurting 2, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 15:22 (twelve years ago) link

hey dave i posted it because its a classic zing - my girl isnt a marmot or whatever so dude probly isnt interested in tapping it

and what, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 18:01 (twelve years ago) link

it is more of an el-p zing anyway.

s1ocki, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 18:04 (twelve years ago) link

what thread is that schef kate zing from?

chaki, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 18:12 (twelve years ago) link

my girl isnt a marmot or whatever so dude probly isnt interested in tapping it

CLASSY

David R., Wednesday, 18 July 2007 18:16 (twelve years ago) link

chaki, it's from i hate people having sex

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 July 2007 18:18 (twelve years ago) link

What you do is you go inside the pain. Then, the pain is no longer inside you - it's outside. But then you realize there you are in this new space in your body again and maybe your body is still registering the pain. So you repeat the process. But I believe that each time you make that move you are actually doing something toward eventually healing that pain.

-- Tim Ellison, Wednesday, July 18, 2007 4:45 PM (1 hour ago)

i believe this is also called "denial"

-- akm, Wednesday, July 18, 2007 4:46 PM (1 hour ago)

get bent, Thursday, 19 July 2007 00:52 (twelve years ago) link

more sigh than zing

chaki, Thursday, 19 July 2007 01:11 (twelve years ago) link

i posted on ILX and all I got was this lacerating zing

wanko ergo sum, Thursday, 19 July 2007 02:31 (twelve years ago) link

eh, if i wanna see unfunny, drunk, coked-up assholes, i just walk around in my neighborhood.

-- hstencil, Thursday, July 19, 2007 2:16 PM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

or look in the mirror???

-- Mr. Que, Thursday, July 19, 2007 2:17 PM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Nubbelverbrennung, Thursday, 19 July 2007 14:53 (twelve years ago) link

coyote nate probably like pigeon john

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 19 July 2007 14:55 (twelve years ago) link

the stence zing seems more of a drum-riff half-zing joke, i think

rrrobyn, Thursday, 19 July 2007 14:58 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, Braff is sickeningly precious, but come on. There's some 16 year old girl out there who is just discovering cute, precious boys, and comedy at the same time, and they think Braff hung the moon. Why you wanna beat up Braff and make that girl cry? She'll grow out of it, even if Braff won't.

-- kenan, Thursday, July 19, 2007 3:26 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

surely someone can work a good zing out of this and get us out of this rut

deej, Thursday, 19 July 2007 15:28 (twelve years ago) link

something along the lines of 'kenan 16 year old girls lol'

deej, Thursday, 19 July 2007 15:28 (twelve years ago) link

quite a lot to unpack there.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, 19 July 2007 15:29 (twelve years ago) link

WTF, dudes? I think that's a perfectly reasonable thing to say. There are 16 yr old girls in the world -- in fact, over half of the population was one of them at one time -- and we are all aware of their existence. Work a little harder for zingage.

Laurel, Thursday, 19 July 2007 15:32 (twelve years ago) link

plenty of zings have been made in response to reasonable/defensible statements

deej, Thursday, 19 July 2007 15:36 (twelve years ago) link

if you can zing that you can probably zing every song steely dan ever wrote

El Tomboto, Thursday, 19 July 2007 15:37 (twelve years ago) link

the joke was that it was kenan, not that someone said something about 16 year old girls but never you mind me, i dont even make fun of kenan generally

deej, Thursday, 19 July 2007 15:39 (twelve years ago) link

kenan is acting quite the cuntrarian today; i feel he deserves this scorn.

elmo argonaut, Thursday, 19 July 2007 15:39 (twelve years ago) link

the scorn of BEING IGNORED

El Tomboto, Thursday, 19 July 2007 15:44 (twelve years ago) link

when did you start having to "unpack" stuff people wrote?...it's just a bunch of bullshit on the internet, not a steamer trunk.

M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, 19 July 2007 16:05 (twelve years ago) link

^^^^haa

and what, Thursday, 19 July 2007 16:32 (twelve years ago) link

helges0n tribute thread

and what, Thursday, 19 July 2007 16:33 (twelve years ago) link

But let's not fight about Happiness. I really like that movie.

-- kenan, Thursday, July 19, 2007

No great surprise there.

-- Elvis Telecom, Thursday, July 19, 2007 4:41 PM (17 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 July 2007 20:42 (twelve years ago) link

^^^see i was digging for that earlier

deej, Thursday, 19 July 2007 21:07 (twelve years ago) link

:-)

get bent, Thursday, 19 July 2007 21:30 (twelve years ago) link

cio Harry Potter anything srsly, fuck off, doesn't he just die from a buttfucking already?

-- Trayce, Friday, July 20, 2007 9:31 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

seriously. i dont want to hear anyone giving me shit for reading sweet valley high ever again.

-- sunny successor, Friday, July 20, 2007 9:32 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

:(

-- Curt1s Stephens, Friday, July 20, 2007 9:43 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

cio my ex txting me having happyfun drunktime at goth club I didnt go to because I am lazy antisocial prick and now I am alone and sad and he's telling me how much fun he is having :(

-- Trayce, Friday, July 20, 2007 10:33 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

well this is certainly better than hearing about harry potter.

-- jessie monster, Friday, July 20, 2007 10:33 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

rrrobyn, Friday, 20 July 2007 14:45 (twelve years ago) link

sorry trayce but y'know zing's a zing

rrrobyn, Friday, 20 July 2007 14:46 (twelve years ago) link

lol =)

Trayce, Friday, 20 July 2007 14:48 (twelve years ago) link

yeah I only did it because it was right there. :D

jessie monster, Friday, 20 July 2007 15:03 (twelve years ago) link

Is that her real website?

-- Tuomas, Thursday, June 14, 2007 1:54 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

We don't all have fakes running around on internet, Tuomas.

-- nathalie, Thursday, June 14, 2007 2:33 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Sunday, 22 July 2007 23:28 (twelve years ago) link

i saw cilantro open for sebadoh back in '95 at tramps with love child and the dambuilders, they smoked me out, great set.

-- Mr. Que, Monday, July 23, 2007 3:27 PM (Monday, July 23, 2007 3:27 PM) Bookmark Link

tehresa, Monday, 23 July 2007 23:37 (twelve years ago) link

^^^great fake line-up there^^^

Steve Shasta, Monday, 23 July 2007 23:45 (twelve years ago) link

maybe that was better for a lols thread than a zing thread

tehresa, Monday, 23 July 2007 23:46 (twelve years ago) link

knob creek is fucking dreck compared to makers. knob creek on the rocks is like poop in a glass. seriously cardboardy aftertaste that many people have complained about before.. woodford reserve however is on par with the great taste of makers. chaki is truth.

-- chaki, Tuesday, July 24, 2007 10:07 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

this isn't ask chaki

-- river wolf, Tuesday, July 24, 2007 10:08 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

totally different board

-- river wolf, Tuesday, July 24, 2007 10:09 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

did you really need two posts to be unfunny?

-- chaki, Tuesday, July 24, 2007 10:14 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

three

-- river wolf, Tuesday, July 24, 2007 10:15 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

stevie, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 22:59 (twelve years ago) link

Ned, this is called schadenfreude rearing its beautiful head on a guy whose line of bullshit ran out long ago.

-- Dandy Don Weiner, Wednesday, July 25, 2007 9:54 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

So is your post called "Dandy Don Weiner humping the air"?

-- David R., Wednesday, July 25, 2007 9:57 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 18:48 (twelve years ago) link

Ned, this is called schadenfreude rearing its beautiful head on a guy whose line of bullshit ran out long ago.

-- Dandy Don Weiner, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 14:54 (3 hours ago) Link

So is your post called "Dandy Don Weiner humping the air"?

-- David R., Wednesday, 25 July 2007 14:57 (3 hours ago) Link

x-post lol

strgn, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 18:49 (twelve years ago) link

a real winner that one

strgn, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 18:49 (twelve years ago) link

such a foppish dandy he is!

sanskrit, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 19:36 (twelve years ago) link

considering they're hiding the monster, I kind of think even if someone did figure it out, they'd immediately change what the monster is.

something's probably going to go down at Comic Con on Thursday.

-- jessie monster, Wednesday, July 25, 2007 5:50 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

wait, you think that a movie in the middle of production would just up and change a huge part of the movie the moment that someone on the internet figured out what it was going to be? or that they'd even be able to do such a thing? for someone named jessie monster you don't know shit about monsters.

-- Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, July 25, 2007 6:13 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 19:48 (twelve years ago) link

i was on my way to post that one haha

s1ocki, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 19:50 (twelve years ago) link

"English Literature: How do they do that?" by L0u1s J4gg3r.

-- John Justen, Wednesday, July 25, 2007 5:10 PM (45 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 22:11 (twelve years ago) link

Bikinis are pretty much overplayed, yah?

-- Surmounter, Tuesday, July 24, 2007 10:58 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

....edit

this thread is going to be 100% dudes posting because all the girls who would normally discuss this subject are over on the noize bored talking about how they don't like surmounter

-- El Tomboto, Tuesday, July 24, 2007 11:36 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

estela, Thursday, 26 July 2007 00:38 (twelve years ago) link

Mitch was great at a lot of those. What's he up to these days?

-- Ned Raggett, Thursday, July 26, 2007 5:08 PM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

fighting apartheid.

-- strongohulkington, Thursday, July 26, 2007 5:10 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Thursday, 26 July 2007 17:32 (twelve years ago) link

Louis I'm not trying to crow too much, and I don't even think the show is particularly great, but you have to admit it's a little hard to put much stock in the dismissive criticism of someone who just had a sitcom go over his head.

-- nabisco, Wednesday, July 25, 2007 7:43 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

stevie, Thursday, 26 July 2007 17:46 (twelve years ago) link

This thread is so boring!

-- kenan, Friday, 27 July 2007 12:23 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

What are you looking for in your Freemasonry threads, kenan?

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 27 July 2007 12:24 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Trayce, Friday, 27 July 2007 02:30 (twelve years ago) link

a HOOS zing stings twice as much

sanskrit, Friday, 27 July 2007 11:35 (twelve years ago) link

so wait... i'm still unsure of where you stand on this issue. do you or do you not think lazy white hipsters are white supremacists?????

-- am0n, Friday, July 27, 2007 3:58 PM (22 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Friday, 27 July 2007 16:00 (twelve years ago) link

Alfred WTF. I love Fishscale, but are you really going to claim it's better than Supreme Clientele AND Ironman AND The Pretty Toney Album?

Yes.

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 27 July 2007 16:27 (50 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

maybe you should rescreen those before you say that

-- and what, Friday, 27 July 2007 16:31 (47 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Noodle Vague, Friday, 27 July 2007 17:19 (twelve years ago) link

Nice.

jaymc, Friday, 27 July 2007 17:26 (twelve years ago) link

am0n i dont care but if you're going to post someone talking shit you usually post it on a thread about the person they're talking shit about.

-- deej, Thursday, April 12, 2007 6:32 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Link

is aaron lacrate not involved w/ hollertronix? i dunno, i dont follow this crap. maybe superfan deej will enlighten me

-- am0n, Thursday, April 12, 2007 6:37 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Friday, 27 July 2007 18:47 (twelve years ago) link

Ned for the zing!

So, do you guys think this going to be the worst thread ever, or just in the top five?

-- John Justen, Monday, July 30, 2007 10:56 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Already in top 5

-- Herman G. Neuname, Monday, July 30, 2007 10:58 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Depends whether 5teve G0ldberg posts on it or not.

-- Ned Raggett, Monday, July 30, 2007 10:59 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

scott seward, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 01:07 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, it doesn't get much better than that.

John Justen, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 01:08 (twelve years ago) link

Surmounter, I will not allow you to talk to me in Princespeak.

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, July 31, 2007 1:27 PM (22 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

jaymc, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 18:28 (twelve years ago) link

uh insufferable snobs making labored zings

zzz

elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 18:34 (twelve years ago) link

I LOL'd at Ethan's "rescreen" zing, but I don't have a problem with Alfred, who joined me for a lovely afternoon of drinking the other day.

jaymc, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 18:39 (twelve years ago) link

i don't really have a problem with him either, except the supercilious attitude he drops for no reason

elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 18:41 (twelve years ago) link

whether or not he's lovely has little to do with the fact that that isn't really much of a zing, dude.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 31 July 2007 18:41 (twelve years ago) link

You're right. I just liked that Surmounter was called out for his shorthand. Never mind.

jaymc, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 18:43 (twelve years ago) link

u were just looking to be put in this thread, but i'll give it to you:

I am also having douchebaggy troubles with getting my stolen album to play. Won't import into iTunes, Windows Media Player won't have it, can't even import it into Audacity.

Any suggestions, anyone?

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, July 31, 2007 10:26 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

yes. stop calling yourself 'BIG HOOS'.

-- ^@^, Tuesday, July 31, 2007 10:33 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

jaxon, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 22:43 (twelve years ago) link

itunes + vista = suckfest

seriously. it took a half hour just to get the files onto my ipod. can't wait to get back home to my desktop.

-- funny farm, Monday, July 30, 2007 10:21 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

dear god, is there anything i can do for you? that free album download sounds harrowing.

-- Alex in Baltimore, Tuesday, July 31, 2007 1:20 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

and what, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 19:34 (twelve years ago) link

BIG CAMUS

-- am0n, Monday, July 23, 2007 1:17 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

aka the existeentialist

-- max, Monday, July 23, 2007 3:00 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 20:15 (twelve years ago) link

ok that's not a zing, dude

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 1 August 2007 20:21 (twelve years ago) link

IT IS IF YOU'RE CAMUS, YO.

John Justen, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 20:24 (twelve years ago) link

tom what the fuck are you talking about

-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, August 1, 2007 7:29 PM (56 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

chaki, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 20:25 (twelve years ago) link

our school has a table tennis club. Knights of the something table. I might join, even though 75% of the kids will be douches.

-- Tape Store, Friday, August 3, 2007

you'll fit right in then

-- am0n, Friday, August 3, 2007

strongohulkington, Friday, 3 August 2007 17:54 (twelve years ago) link

dude, most girls between 16-24 own a copy

haha guess I'll have to verify this with my "agents in the field"

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, August 3, 2007 5:55 PM (52 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

that is the creepiest thing i've read on ilx today

-- ghost rider, Friday, August 3, 2007 5:56 PM (51 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

and i read kenan's posts on the high heels thread

-- ghost rider, Friday, August 3, 2007 5:56 PM (51 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Friday, 3 August 2007 18:50 (twelve years ago) link

I know many a straight guy willing to throw down on the comedy subject of how massive his dick is.

apologies in advance, but is this a "black thing"?

-- kenan, Saturday, August 4, 2007 2:17 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Good job, Kenan.

-- Ned Raggett, Saturday, August 4, 2007 2:22 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

You are a beacon.

-- Ned Raggett, Saturday, August 4, 2007 2:22 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Saturday, 4 August 2007 14:47 (twelve years ago) link

HOOS i knew we were fam

-- Wrinklepaws, Saturday, August 4, 2007 5:33 PM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

u_u

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, August 4, 2007 5:35 PM (30 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

deej, Sunday, 5 August 2007 01:21 (twelve years ago) link

Oldie but good:

I love how the photo is EVERYTHING bad about America all in one place: icky summer clothes, fat ankles, mirrored pseudo-Vuarnet shades, people wearing flag shit, spelling errors and misplaced patriotism. All worn by what appears to be an off-duty Embers management trainee.

-- suzy (suzy), Monday, 10 April 2006 23:39 (1 year ago) Bookmark Link
i dunno it was missing america's smug expatriate self-hatred of its own working class until now

-- +++++, Monday, 10 April 2006 23:43 (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

Trayce, Sunday, 5 August 2007 04:14 (twelve years ago) link

It is odd but unsurprising that no one but me said anything to her about the "wigga" nonsense.

HI DERE, Sunday, 5 August 2007 10:53 (twelve years ago) link

suzy would you care to etymologize your term 'wigga' for me

-- ++++++, Monday, April 10, 2006 2:56 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Sunday, 5 August 2007 15:30 (twelve years ago) link

back to zings---

Being a fast food employee isn't so bad, but living in your mom's basement means you can post on ILX all day. Keep saving for that caps lock key, Ethan!

-- Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Monday, April 10, 2006 3:27 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

he's not the one with his own board on ilx dude

-- s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, April 10, 2006 3:28 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Sunday, 5 August 2007 15:32 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPF_dOSP7ig

Alex in Baltimore, Sunday, 5 August 2007 16:41 (twelve years ago) link

i just really like that production aesthetic at the moment and sean kingston just makes me yearn for the glory days of sean paul being the sole american source of ja. vibes

-- deej, Sunday, August 5, 2007 8:27 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

er sole source of ja. vibes in america

-- deej, Sunday, August 5, 2007 8:34 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i thought you were signing off your posts "vibes"

-- s1ocki, Sunday, August 5, 2007 8:39 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Sunday, 5 August 2007 20:45 (twelve years ago) link

more zing-bait from slocki:

I think it has something to do with intelligence, or lack thereof. An intelligent person would take no pleasure at all in hearing the same song more than say, roughly 6 times in a row.

-- Bimble, Monday, August 6, 2007 1:03 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

if you ever meet one, ask!

-- s1ocki, Monday, August 6, 2007 3:50 AM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

scott seward, Monday, 6 August 2007 04:09 (twelve years ago) link

Sonny Rollins is gay?

-- Tuomas, Monday, August 6, 2007 8:33 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Or are you talking about some other, inferior Rollins?

-- Tuomas, Monday, August 6, 2007 8:34 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link

i'll take your playful pretending that you don't know who henry rollins is to mean that you've clamped down on his manmeat.

-- M@tt He1ges0n, Monday, August 6, 2007 3:53 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

latebloomer, Monday, 6 August 2007 15:58 (twelve years ago) link

gold

strgn, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 01:53 (twelve years ago) link

Too late...I've sent a friend request! Prepare to feel my grandiloquence!

-- Just got offed, Saturday, August 4, 2007 8:39 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Link

Thank you, no.

-- Ned Raggett, Saturday, August 4, 2007 8:40 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Link

Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 13:54 (twelve years ago) link

COLD

stevie, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 13:54 (twelve years ago) link

Wow.

caek, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 15:01 (twelve years ago) link

Oh come on, Ned threatened to kill LJ in cold blood with his bare hands before, that's nothing.

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 15:03 (twelve years ago) link

ahaha ned zings are in a class all their own

am0n, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 15:09 (twelve years ago) link

it's like getting slapped by kindly papa smurf

sanskrit, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 15:16 (twelve years ago) link

its almost heartbreaking when you put it that way

sunny successor, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 15:41 (twelve years ago) link

ahaha ned zings are in a class all their own

THE REASON YOU BLEEDIN IS YOU DISRESPECTED A DEMON

Jon Lewis, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 15:45 (twelve years ago) link

ned vs lj grandiloquence-off: nein danke.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 16:00 (twelve years ago) link

i dunno, ned definitely seems to have some buried rage

s1ocki, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 16:14 (twelve years ago) link

:-)
the face of buried rage

rrrobyn, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 16:32 (twelve years ago) link

Emoticon of buried rage.

Jon Lewis, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 16:36 (twelve years ago) link

"The Buried Rage" = "Uh Raget Be Dire"

Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 16:50 (twelve years ago) link

"Uh Raget Be Dire"

To the tune of "Oh, Lady Be Good"

Jon Lewis, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 17:00 (twelve years ago) link

"Every time he stopped to reload his gun he would just keep saying "Heavens!" over and over again. It was horrifying", said one witness of the shooting spree.

scott seward, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 17:14 (twelve years ago) link

"he wouldn't stop... winking..."

s1ocki, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 17:26 (twelve years ago) link

I should ignore that reviewer though. Every album review is devoted to deploring slackness and praising righteousness - he describes one Sizzla album as "too Babylon". I expect he lives in Connecticut.

-- Tim F, Wednesday, August 1, 2007 6:07 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Link

deej, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 20:32 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, that's a great one.

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 03:50 (twelve years ago) link

nabisco's interjection has since spoilt a perfect thread, it should have been locked after mark s' second post

-- Just got offed, Wednesday, August 8, 2007 10:53 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

*third

-- Just got offed, Wednesday, August 8, 2007 10:53 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Self-deprecating calls for your very own insulting to be preserved in the glass case of a locked thread do not actually make you any more likeable than you were a moment ago

-- nabisco, Wednesday, August 8, 2007 10:57 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

stevie, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:08 (twelve years ago) link

Ooh that's prime.

Laurel, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:10 (twelve years ago) link

HAHA!

John Justen, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:11 (twelve years ago) link

If Louis doesn't come here and defend himself, I think we have to accept that zing as gospel truth.

John Justen, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:13 (twelve years ago) link

Too late, the phrase "glass case of a locked thread" is already brilliant.

Laurel, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:14 (twelve years ago) link

folks can say whatever the hell they want about me. it's weird though how more or less any diss, whatever the veracity/potency/humour, winds up on this thread!

scourage, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:19 (twelve years ago) link

how do all these zings end up on the zing thread!

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:20 (twelve years ago) link

folks can say whatever the hell they want about me. it's weird though how more or less any diss, whatever the veracity/potency/humour, winds up on this thread!

-- scourage, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:19 (4 minutes ago) Link

how do all these zings end up on the zing thread!

-- Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:20 (3 minutes ago) Link

innit?

scourage, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:25 (twelve years ago) link

Louis Jagger enjoys dressing like a lady.

John Justen, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:29 (twelve years ago) link

Louis Jagger has a fresh supply of poppers at his disposal at all times.

John Justen, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:31 (twelve years ago) link

Shall I go on?

John Justen, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:31 (twelve years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/stevelens/Album2/MP004.jpg

scourage, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:32 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.boxrec.com/list_bouts.php?human_id=009140&cat=boxer

Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:46 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.bedlib.org/boxcar-train-1-24.jpg

chaki, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:55 (twelve years ago) link

I keep trying to get my girlfriend to watch Robocop, but it's just not a big priority for her. How can I make her understand unless she's seen it? I can't DESCRIBE it, obviously. This must be some kinda universal nerd question.

-- kenan, Thursday, August 9, 2007 5:13 AM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Tell her than the dad from that 70's show is secretly psychopathic.

you have a girlfriend?

-- kingfish, Thursday, August 9, 2007 5:25 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

latebloomer, Thursday, 9 August 2007 05:30 (twelve years ago) link

she's probably putting the lotion in the basket as we speak

^@^, Thursday, 9 August 2007 11:30 (twelve years ago) link

jon have you seen the movie Spellbound? you look like that kid who had super ADD and was crazy.

-- killy (baby lenin pin), Thursday, October 26, 2006 11:33 AM (9 months ago) Bookmark Link

sanskrit, Thursday, 9 August 2007 15:16 (twelve years ago) link

Wait what happened to the auto googleproofing that prevented us from typing L0u1s J@gger?

Jon Lewis, Thursday, 9 August 2007 15:45 (twelve years ago) link

Oh.

Jon Lewis, Thursday, 9 August 2007 15:45 (twelve years ago) link

Why does it stop me and not John Justen...?

Jon Lewis, Thursday, 9 August 2007 15:49 (twelve years ago) link

That's a pretty funny zing coming from killy.

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 9 August 2007 16:18 (twelve years ago) link

i have to go party now

-- max, Thursday, 9 August 2007 19:42 (2 days ago) Link

if by party you mean post this poll then i'm ok with it

-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 9 August 2007 19:43 (2 days ago) Link

no by party he means call his exgirlfriend.

-- jessie monster, Thursday, 9 August 2007 19:47 (2 days ago) Link

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Saturday, 11 August 2007 13:09 (twelve years ago) link

i don't even know max's situation, but it has the ring of universal truth.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Saturday, 11 August 2007 13:19 (twelve years ago) link

more true than u will ever know u_u

max, Saturday, 11 August 2007 13:51 (twelve years ago) link

(Italics are Bimble)

People who are not as intelligent as highly intelligent people are often highly hostile to the highly intelligent people because they see that the people are smart and it makes them feel inferior, so they want revenge.

After reading this sentence, I will only accept that you are highly intelligent if English is not your native tongue.

-- John Justen, Saturday, 11 August 2007 21:56 (21 minutes ago) Link

Jon Lewis, Saturday, 11 August 2007 22:30 (twelve years ago) link

nah holmes i feel it ;_;

xpost

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Saturday, 11 August 2007 22:57 (twelve years ago) link

http://whois.domaintools.com/dompassantino.co.uk

-- Heave Ho, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 05:13 (5 days ago)

Yeah, my ex registered it.

-- Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 05:53 (5 days ago)

17-year-old chubbies have that kind of money?

-- King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 06:00 (5 days ago)

Heave Ho, Sunday, 12 August 2007 23:11 (twelve years ago) link

"buried rage"

You 'found' your own fucking website, did you?
-- Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, June 23, 2006 5:05 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 13 August 2007 17:17 (twelve years ago) link

Whoa where's that from.

Pashmina, Monday, 13 August 2007 19:55 (twelve years ago) link

ah some guy posted a link to his own blog -- i mean fair enough to curse on him, but heavens.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 13 August 2007 19:57 (twelve years ago) link

The sasha frere-jones/radiohead thread (the one erroneously sited on ILE).

It's on the ILE front page right now.

Jon Lewis, Monday, 13 August 2007 19:57 (twelve years ago) link

I miss that B. Mikes guy, wasn't he seeding a bunch of conversations with links to his site around that time or was it just the sfj one?

mh, Monday, 13 August 2007 20:00 (twelve years ago) link

Wow, how did I miss that thread originally, it's one of the most cold clusterfucks I've ever seen! Oh yeah, the thread title hardly sez "read me!" does it.

The only guy I remember really overdoing the blogspamming thing is PEW.

Pashmina, Monday, 13 August 2007 20:10 (twelve years ago) link

don't forget "e complex" who filled me with wite-hot rage but most ppl just ignored, haha

gff, Monday, 13 August 2007 20:30 (twelve years ago) link

i mean, he even put his blog hyper-linxx in some other very specific font!! why that's so irritating to me, i can't really explain..

gff, Monday, 13 August 2007 20:32 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah come come that dude was never called on his spamming? It was so weird. He seems to have disappeared tho.

Trayce, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 01:03 (twelve years ago) link

At least Tony Wilson's new record label has its first signing.

-- Dom Passantino, Friday, August 10, 2007 7:54 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Link

zinging tony wilson, i guess. but nonetheless very hilarious.

Jordan Sargent, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 05:33 (twelve years ago) link

Too soon.

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 08:05 (twelve years ago) link

Too British.

n/a, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 12:27 (twelve years ago) link

Too much of a reach.

sanskrit, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 14:22 (twelve years ago) link

I don't even get it.

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 14:38 (twelve years ago) link

flogging sacred cows like dead horses for your weak lols since 2002

^@^, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 14:46 (twelve years ago) link

Explain the joke to me, plz.

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 15:10 (twelve years ago) link

He's saying Amy Winehouse is about to croak, so then she'll be the first signing to etc etc

Jon Lewis, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 15:11 (twelve years ago) link

That's a zing?

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 15:46 (twelve years ago) link

Patton Oswalt vs. Carrot Top zings in this one are awesome zings:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHaRu5yzeaY

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 15:49 (twelve years ago) link

sooo many zings in the flava roast. show was really really hilarious.

Jordan Sargent, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 16:01 (twelve years ago) link

somehow i suspect that one wasn't endorsed by the Friar's Club

sanskrit, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 16:10 (twelve years ago) link

wiki: Starting in 1998, Comedy Central started to air roasts by the New York Friars' Club, which they did annually until 2002. For unknown reasons, they did not air the Friars' Club roasts anymore and started producing their own roasts. The first one featured Dennis Leary being roasted, which aired on August 10, 2003. The next one didn't air for over one and a half years, until March 20, 2005, where Jeff Foxworthy was roasted. That same year, on August 14, 2005, Pamela Anderson was roasted. From that point on, a new roast has aired every year in August, featuring William Shatner on August 20, 2006 and Flavor Flav, which aired on August 12, 2007

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 16:14 (twelve years ago) link

unknown reasons

s1ocki, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 16:24 (twelve years ago) link

WIKI: During a 2003 roast of Denis Leary, comedian Lenny Clarke, a friend of Leary's, said there was a carton of cigarettes backstage from Bill Hicks with the message, "Wish I had gotten these to you sooner." This joke was cut from the final broadcast.[12]

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 16:26 (twelve years ago) link

"Chuck D wanted to be here tonight, but the D stands for Dignity"

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

sanskrit, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 13:19 (twelve years ago) link

that clip is hardcore good times.

stevie, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 15:04 (twelve years ago) link

"flavor of love .... I didn't know syphilis HAD a flavor"

dmr, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 16:08 (twelve years ago) link

that one floored me

stevie, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 16:49 (twelve years ago) link

"bill maher must be exhausted!"

lols

i <3 patton

latebloomer, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 16:59 (twelve years ago) link

tauntaun carcass

latebloomer, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 17:03 (twelve years ago) link

that's some cutting psychological analysis for someone whose face you've seen 3/5 of

-- Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, August 8, 2007 12:43 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

deej, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 18:15 (twelve years ago) link

This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Viacom International Inc.

wtf i watched it this morning

Don Gorgon, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 18:21 (twelve years ago) link

god it's almost like it got taken down after that

^@^, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 18:52 (twelve years ago) link

This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Viacom International Inc.

wtf i watched it this morning

-- Don Gorgon, Wednesday, August 15, 2007 2:21 PM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

god it's almost like it got taken down after that

-- ^@^, Wednesday, August 15, 2007 2:52 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

sleep, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:07 (twelve years ago) link

tauntaun carcass

oh yes, THIS was the best line.

stevie, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 21:49 (twelve years ago) link

Kimmel: "Chris Benoit is a better father"

Ice cold.

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 22:26 (twelve years ago) link

omg that "b. mikes" thread. A+ to us all.

strongohulkington, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 22:44 (twelve years ago) link

also "meeting guys" and "hooking up with guys" are two totally different things. Sure you can't have one without the other, but all the former requires is usually being young and female (because men are disgusting and will basically hit on anything young with boobs and purty hayur), while the latter requires that the young woman in questions make some qualitative decisions about said pool of men.

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, August 15, 2007 11:25 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

this is real science you're dropping. tell me, do you have any theories about men liking sport and women enjoying a good day's shopping?

-- Ronan, Wednesday, August 15, 2007 11:27 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

latebloomer, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 23:29 (twelve years ago) link

you just got zinged shamrock style bitch

sanskrit, Thursday, 16 August 2007 02:48 (twelve years ago) link

who is kenan's gf? he says she posts on ilx.

-- chaki, Thursday, August 16, 2007 8:07 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i think he means jaymc

-- strongohulkington, Thursday, August 16, 2007 8:13 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

chaki, Thursday, 16 August 2007 20:16 (twelve years ago) link

lol old ilx

-- Dom Passantino, Thursday, August 16, 2007 2:32 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

IT'S THE SAME

-- mark s, Thursday, August 16, 2007 2:50 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

its not the same, mark. for one jess and ally dont talk like Lou1s J@gger anymore.

-- chaki, Thursday, August 16, 2007 9:51 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

and what, Friday, 17 August 2007 02:34 (twelve years ago) link

WAU

HI DERE, Friday, 17 August 2007 03:21 (twelve years ago) link

THATS the zing that gets the caps locked WAU? from YOU?! oh come on.

chaki, Friday, 17 August 2007 03:34 (twelve years ago) link

I AM A WEREWOLF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-- conner Smedley (gsc660), Friday, 31 January 2003 23:36 (4 years ago) Link

Settle down there, slick.
-- luna (luna.c), Friday, 31 January 2003 23:37 (4 years ago) Link

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Sunday, 19 August 2007 09:39 (twelve years ago) link

AWWW!HHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
-- conner Smedley (gsc660), Friday, 31 January 2003 23:38 (4 years ago) Link

Since we're on the last phase of the moon right now, shouldn't you really just be a normal (however loosely you'd like to use the term) person just to save your strength for the full moon around the 14th?
-- luna (luna.c), Friday, 31 January 2003 23:41 (4 years ago) Link

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Sunday, 19 August 2007 09:42 (twelve years ago) link

A

Heave Ho, Sunday, 19 August 2007 10:06 (twelve years ago) link

she should know, she's luna

latebloomer, Sunday, 19 August 2007 11:02 (twelve years ago) link

Weirdly, I was looking up Mia Sara on IMDB last night and discovered she's been married twice, the first time to Sean Connery's son and the second to Jim Henson's son.

-- jaymc, Tuesday, August 21, 2007 9:25 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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most boring weird thing ever!

-- mark s, Tuesday, August 21, 2007 9:26 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Jordan, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 21:30 (twelve years ago) link

I'm only surprised it wasn't Ethan that posted that.

jaymc, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 21:39 (twelve years ago) link

Nicole, as a singer, is an order of magnitude more versatile than Amerie.

-- HI DERE, Tuesday, August 21, 2007 10:55 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

amerie is, however, probably versatile enough that she doesnt have to use the phrase "order of magnitude" everytime she wants to say something.

-- r|t|c, Wednesday, August 22, 2007 12:06 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, 22 August 2007 02:59 (twelve years ago) link

Let's leave tuomas alone and see how he evolves, shall we? After all, he's not retarded.

-- kenan, Thursday, 23 August 2007 07:01 (2 hours ago) Link

Expert testimony there.

-- Noodle Vague, Thursday, 23 August 2007 07:12 (2 hours ago) Link

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, 23 August 2007 09:32 (twelve years ago) link

those last two are great.

^@^, Thursday, 23 August 2007 13:10 (twelve years ago) link

recently, a drunken customer made a direct comment about my "nice tits" and then asked me if i minded/thought anyone would notice, if he had a wank under the table. to which i replied with something like "that's fine, and long as you don't mind me adding $100 to your bill".

-- Rubyredd, Thursday, 23 August 2007 13:47 (49 minutes ago) Link

jon had his birthday at applebees already?!

-- and what, Thursday, 23 August 2007 13:50 (47 minutes ago) Link

sanskrit, Thursday, 23 August 2007 14:51 (twelve years ago) link

the elusive two birds with one stone zing

sanskrit, Thursday, 23 August 2007 14:52 (twelve years ago) link

2 birds w/1 zing

jhøshea, Thursday, 23 August 2007 15:02 (twelve years ago) link

i'm lebanese but my personality is amerrrican. i like america, just not american trash. american woman jabbing ppl and screaming "faggot" in a hotel cuz she got embarrassed = american trash. faggot shouldn't be treated lightly, and neither should arguing against it - because wherever you or i may live or whoever we may know, there are still plenty of ppl living in plenty o places that do use the word faggot and the like to great detriment.

though the plain and simple notion of human equality shouldn't need a medal to encourage it (self-righteousness etc.), still these days, as a gay man, i find it worthy of praise.

-- Surmounter, Sunday, May 27, 2007 6:15 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Link

did you find ILX through oink invites?

-- sanskrit, Sunday, May 27, 2007 7:19 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Thursday, 23 August 2007 20:24 (twelve years ago) link

thx 4 da description, blogger

-- luriqua, Sunday, August 26, 2007 3:31 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Link

i don't blog, i actually get paid.

-- M@tt He1ges0n, Sunday, August 26, 2007 9:32 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

deej, Sunday, 26 August 2007 18:37 (twelve years ago) link

Paul Barman is funny doodz lighten up.

-- A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Tuesday, October 3, 2006 5:53 AM (10 months ago) Bookmark Link

great now i'm being schooled in humor by Hurting

-- am0n (am0n), Tuesday, October 3, 2006 10:53 AM (10 months ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Sunday, 26 August 2007 20:33 (twelve years ago) link

it wouldnt be too hard to write a script for it, would it?

i play random thread sometimes by just fucking with the threadid value un the url. not truly random because you know wether you're getting a relativley old or new thread, but still serves its purpose.

-- gr8080, Thursday, August 2, 2007 2:58 AM (Thursday, August 2, 2007 2:58 AM) Bookmark Link

man you must get bored

-- sanskrit, Monday, August 27, 2007 4:23 PM (Monday, August 27, 2007 4:23 PM) Bookmark Link

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Not the zingiest zing, but I love the 25 day gap in between posts.

Pleasant Plains, Monday, 27 August 2007 21:47 (twelve years ago) link

the best ever zing involved a long gap like that. i wonder if i can find it.

s1ocki, Monday, 27 August 2007 22:36 (twelve years ago) link

L'espirit d'xpostier.

Trayce, Monday, 27 August 2007 22:45 (twelve years ago) link

L'espirit d'xpostier.

Indeed. It's something like how it's always mentioned that in 2001: A Space Odyssey there is the longest flash-foward ever in moviedom.

dell, Monday, 27 August 2007 23:03 (twelve years ago) link

Nu-ilx in video form: http://www.break.com/index/wussy-skater-fight.html

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 03:21 (twelve years ago) link

playing the same part yr entire career takes a toll

-- Dr Morbius, Monday, 27 August 2007 13:30 (Yesterday) Link

I can only hope playing the same part on this message board over and over leads you to attempt suicide one day, too.

-- Alex in Baltimore, Monday, 27 August 2007 13:32 (Yesterday) Link

and what, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 16:55 (twelve years ago) link

alex in baltimore acting really defensive on that thread, what is dude's deal?

bell_labs, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 17:13 (twelve years ago) link

i'm with alex in baltimore. what's YOUR deal.

s1ocki, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 17:17 (twelve years ago) link

i just thought it was unnecessarily cuntish and not a particularly funny zing </save-a-morbs>

bell_labs, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 17:29 (twelve years ago) link

you dont think the original comment wasnt particularly cuntish?

s1ocki, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 17:32 (twelve years ago) link

eh, yeah, but no more so than anyone else's

bell_labs, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 17:43 (twelve years ago) link

let's look at what they're saying:

Morbs: Owen Wilson is not a good actor.
Alex in Baltimore: I hope you kill yourself.

elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 18:32 (twelve years ago) link

everyone seems pretty cunty today!

chaki, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 18:49 (twelve years ago) link

people are being friendly enough over on the girly products thread

bell_labs, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 18:51 (twelve years ago) link

yes but that thread is cunty by definition innit?

Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 18:52 (twelve years ago) link

Morbs: Owen Wilson is not a good actor.

No, this is what douchebags THOUGHT I was saying.

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 18:57 (twelve years ago) link

that's not what i thought you were saying.

s1ocki, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 18:58 (twelve years ago) link

I. It was a zing
II. This is the zing thread

n/a, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 19:01 (twelve years ago) link

OK GUYS IT IS EASY TO EXPLAIN

morbius: I AM DISSATISFIED WITH THE FILM CHOICES OF ONE MR. OWEN WILSON. ALSO, THIS THREAD IS A WASTE OF BANDWITH BECAUSE WHO CARES.
other ilxors: DUDE U IS ALSO WASTING BANDWITH GO WATCH SOME KINSKI APPEARANCES ON FAIRIE TALE THEATRE
alex in baltimroe: IF U R GOING TO MAKE ILL ADVICED ZINGS I WILL DO SO TOO IN V CUNTY FASHION
everyone: o gosh what a predicament!

this is basically what happens on every single thread about a celebrity except change "alex in baltimore" with whomever happens to be in a bad mood and has read enough of morbs/shakey/whoever posting OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER about how, basically, celebrities are stupid. i mean pplz should not be still surprised by this, it's funny at this point, the meaner a zing is on those threads the funnier it is too. imo at least. vicious circle etc.

also n/a otm!

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 28 August 2007 19:03 (twelve years ago) link

i'm just disappointed that it didn't result in a hilarious thread like friday's lou reed thread.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 28 August 2007 19:03 (twelve years ago) link

well ELLIOTT GOULD RIP then.

btw, I wouldn't necessarily blame Owen Wilson for his 'choices' as they are the kind of dumbass movies even 95% of smart ppl gorge themselves on, so I guess he like to eat and date models.

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 19:09 (twelve years ago) link

(or did)

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 19:09 (twelve years ago) link

dr morbius did you like zoolander?

bell_labs, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 19:10 (twelve years ago) link

eat models??

s1ocki, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 19:11 (twelve years ago) link

I didn't hate it, but it seemed like an overblown 10-minute sketch.

To me he'll just always be the guy who did something completely knocked me on my ass with the originality of the Bottle Rocket character, then co-wrote Rushmore. And then did a bunch of stuff I didn't want to see.

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 19:13 (twelve years ago) link

thank god morbius has finally weighed in on owen wilson. now: a nation rests.

^@^, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 19:21 (twelve years ago) link

I always forget to weigh in on the momentous shit like who the fuck you are.

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 19:22 (twelve years ago) link

maybe if i spent more time being needlessly catty on RIP and suicide threads, eh morbs?

^@^, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 19:29 (twelve years ago) link

sorry I didn't have the proper context for that zing, but I am not overly concerned about owen wilson's cry for help or the thread for discussing it

wah wahhhhh

elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 19:31 (twelve years ago) link

zing RIP

am0n, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 19:41 (twelve years ago) link

heaven needed zing culture

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 19:44 (twelve years ago) link

^@^ = some dumb uker

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 20:35 (twelve years ago) link

ha

cutty, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 21:31 (twelve years ago) link

i read that as "needlessly cutty"

strongohulkington, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 21:59 (twelve years ago) link

i like being an adjective

cutty, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 22:01 (twelve years ago) link

there's no such thing as needlessly cutty tho

strongohulkington, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 22:10 (twelve years ago) link

^^^^^^^^ this is correct.

^@^, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 22:59 (twelve years ago) link

i mean, it's bloody spot on.

^@^, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 23:00 (twelve years ago) link

that's a compliment right? right? :/

cutty, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 23:14 (twelve years ago) link

yes

strongohulkington, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 23:54 (twelve years ago) link

mwah

cutty, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 00:29 (twelve years ago) link

lol didn't realize there'd been such a big debate about how catty/cunty/cutty i had or hadn't been on that thread. anyway I said "I hope you attempt to kill yourself," not "I hope you kill yourself." totally different. if you wish to learn more about what my deal is i will prepare a presentation on the subject.

Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 01:37 (twelve years ago) link

ooh please!

s1ocki, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 02:06 (twelve years ago) link

haha

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 02:12 (twelve years ago) link

http://adifferentplace.org/new/powerpoint.gif

Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 02:17 (twelve years ago) link

are you to powerpoint presentations what jaymc is to .xlss?

s1ocki, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 02:28 (twelve years ago) link

mydeal.ppt

Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 02:33 (twelve years ago) link

wtf is that powerpoint 1.0? how old is your computer?

sanskrit, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 03:08 (twelve years ago) link

im guessing it's a google image.

Jordan Sargent, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 03:14 (twelve years ago) link

thanks!

river wolf, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 03:18 (twelve years ago) link

man i thought he made that for us
:(

sanskrit, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 14:57 (twelve years ago) link

subsubsubsub faith mouse

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 15:43 (twelve years ago) link

dude that elliot gould joke worried me for a second

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 29 August 2007 16:30 (twelve years ago) link

deep breaths

chaki, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 17:32 (twelve years ago) link

Funny, you want to hug him, but you want to punch him almost as much. That's the character. The hug/punch axis.

-- kenan, Wednesday, August 29, 2007 11:57 AM (Wednesday, August 29, 2007 11:57 AM) Bookmark Link

Gee, kinda reminds me of someone.

-- Pleasant Plains, Thursday, August 30, 2007 12:41 AM Bookmark Link

and what, Thursday, 30 August 2007 00:42 (twelve years ago) link

Is ADHD a real disorder?

Who'd have thought an ILX discussion of mental-health pharmaceuticals would wind up like this?

-- nabisco, Thursday, August 30, 2007 3:03 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

mh, Thursday, 30 August 2007 20:07 (twelve years ago) link

omg tobot dropping the hammer on that thread
kudos!

sanskrit, Thursday, 30 August 2007 20:17 (twelve years ago) link

srsly lsd would help everyone.

hstencil, Thursday, 30 August 2007 20:18 (twelve years ago) link

^^ tru

sanskrit, Thursday, 30 August 2007 20:27 (twelve years ago) link

unfortunately i didn't get enough to go 'round.

hstencil, Thursday, 30 August 2007 20:33 (twelve years ago) link

for ref. the song kate wrote about ms misery:
http://www.thelollies.co.uk/Lollies/lyrics.htm#susan

chaki, Thursday, 30 August 2007 20:34 (twelve years ago) link

tombot post is
http://www.gangstacomments.com/myspace-comments/chains/gangsta.gif

and what, Thursday, 30 August 2007 20:38 (twelve years ago) link

My Imajinary Boyfriend

Chorus:
I get so lonely sometimes I wish I were dead
So I dreamed an imaginary boyfriend inside my head
Told myself a story, wrote it down
But I forget that it's not real when you're around

am0n, Thursday, 30 August 2007 20:40 (twelve years ago) link

I broke a bone when I was seven
Didn't set properly so they broke it again
Doctors break bones to heal them right
Like I break my heart over you every night

Analyse the situation, I know what to do
Cause I was a scientist until the age of 22
Call me paranoid, call me astute
You were an experiment till I fell in luv wit choo.

and what, Thursday, 30 August 2007 20:42 (twelve years ago) link

omg tom

strongohulkington, Thursday, 30 August 2007 20:43 (twelve years ago) link

I am consistently shocked by the crapitude of that lyric page every time it gets posted.

John Justen, Thursday, 30 August 2007 20:49 (twelve years ago) link

oh, this is a thread for the nasty comments people make. i don't have sound at work so i've never actually heard the 'zing' noise.

darraghmac, Thursday, 30 August 2007 20:52 (twelve years ago) link

the only noise is the sound of dr. pepper being spit onto a keyboard

cutty, Thursday, 30 August 2007 21:00 (twelve years ago) link

so, more of a 'spuff' thread really.

darraghmac, Thursday, 30 August 2007 21:05 (twelve years ago) link

Who holds the band record for eating the most lollies?
Jane: Actually, we hold a joint world record for sucking the most lollies at one sitting. We managed to eat 9,822. Really. It's in the Guinness book. Man, our tongues were sore for days..
Kate: Most, I don't know. But as for being the biggest lollies fiend, that would probably be me. I once picked up a Chuppa-Chup I'd dropped in a gutter on the Lower East Side, brushed it off and carried on eating it. Gross enough for ya?

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 30 August 2007 21:10 (twelve years ago) link

o_O

sleep, Thursday, 30 August 2007 21:19 (twelve years ago) link

I just would like to point out that when I met Kate St. Clair in person, in real life, in a london pub, she came off exactly the fucking insane homeless bonkers bag lady archetype I thought she would. I vote hard to the left but I don't suffer a fool for very long. I suspect the rest of the FAP crowd felt sorry for me while I endured your lecture on the Masonic conference rooms of London, but I've learned my lesson not to speak for others. To cover my own sentiments, how about a big FUCK YOU YOU'RE PRETTY STUPID. Congrats on getting to open for an overrated pack of 40something talentless bithces that one time, that is something the rest of us will never get to do.

-- El Tomboto, Thursday, August 30, 2007 3:43 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

also I hate you and think you're an imbecile.

-- El Tomboto, Thursday, August 30, 2007 3:44 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

=

http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/7171/dhalsimjn6.gif

sanskrit, Thursday, 30 August 2007 21:25 (twelve years ago) link

we should as ms msery how that gutter pop tasted

chaki, Thursday, 30 August 2007 21:26 (twelve years ago) link

xpost
http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k133/mattsantiago1/messedup.gif

sleep, Thursday, 30 August 2007 21:27 (twelve years ago) link

i didn't vote for myself.

-- Jordan Sargent, Sunday, September 2, 2007 8:42 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark Link

glad you got your best friend from high school who'd do anything for you and is still kinda obsessed to sign up for ilx though

-- jergïns, Sunday, September 2, 2007 9:51 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Sunday, 2 September 2007 20:18 (twelve years ago) link

trife stans vs jordan sargent stans

and what, Sunday, 2 September 2007 20:18 (twelve years ago) link

please don't disturb deej's super-serious disco thread, guys. he's got a very important dj set tonight.

-- Jordan Sargent, Sunday, September 2, 2007 9:11 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

^^^ good zing

and what, Sunday, 2 September 2007 21:44 (twelve years ago) link

I'm sort of confused as to why Jordan Sargent hates me. I also don't care.

Tape Store, Sunday, 2 September 2007 22:05 (twelve years ago) link

holy shit, Tom

HI DERE, Monday, 3 September 2007 00:24 (twelve years ago) link

Rolling HARDMAN thread 2007

Heave Ho, Monday, 3 September 2007 00:29 (twelve years ago) link

^^^ good zing

yeah, i really need to stop ... going on about my important dj sets??

deej, Monday, 3 September 2007 00:51 (twelve years ago) link

Sometimes the truth hurts.

HI DERE, Monday, 3 September 2007 01:10 (twelve years ago) link

(hahaha that's even more ludicrous in print than it was in my head)

HI DERE, Monday, 3 September 2007 01:22 (twelve years ago) link

Have you seen the Stronger video? It's like a throwback to 1998

i don't see the problem

-- Jordan Sargent, Sunday, September 2, 2007 6:40 PM (4 hours ago)

the jordan sargent "svelte" of approval

-- and what, Sunday, September 2, 2007 6:45 PM (3 hours ago)

am0n, Monday, 3 September 2007 02:45 (twelve years ago) link

The dancing Filipino inmates were on Dateline NBC a few weeks ago, too.

-- jaymc, Wednesday, September 5, 2007 6:19 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

televisedfilipinos.xls

-- s1ocki, Wednesday, September 5, 2007 6:51 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

ZING

oldjoeks.xls

-- and what, Wednesday, September 5, 2007 7:33 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

ZANG

glasshouses.ppt

-- HI DERE, Wednesday, September 5, 2007 7:50 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

ZONG

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 19:01 (twelve years ago) link

Tom's angriest posts are sorta Michael O'Donoghue crossed with Ignatius Reilly

Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 19:05 (twelve years ago) link

BLZING: DAMNNNN

wheres the lex

-- Surmounter, Wednesday, September 5, 2007 8:35 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

he posts as "Alex in Baltimore" now

-- and what, Wednesday, September 5, 2007 8:36 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

luriqua, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 21:48 (twelve years ago) link

OR AM I JUST STONED

luriqua, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 21:49 (twelve years ago) link

haha I came over to this board to post that to the lol thread, except I was going to include Surmounter's "for real?" response.

Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 23:55 (twelve years ago) link

you don't have to defend the word retard to me.

esp. while jordan sargent's here.

-- hstencil, Wednesday, September 5, 2007 9:32 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

jergïns, Thursday, 6 September 2007 06:02 (twelve years ago) link

haha I came over to this board to post that to the lol thread, except I was going to include Surmounter's "for real?" response.

OTM

HI DERE, Thursday, 6 September 2007 12:57 (twelve years ago) link

you don't have to defend the word retard to me.

esp. while jordan sargent's here.

-- hstencil, Wednesday, September 5, 2007 9:32 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

nice

and what, Thursday, 6 September 2007 15:40 (twelve years ago) link

you people are *mental*

-- Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, July 23, 2003 9:31 PM (4 years ago)

gff, Thursday, 6 September 2007 16:23 (twelve years ago) link

But what the hell does pretention sound like?

do a search for "just got offed"

-- max, Thursday, September 6, 2007 6:48 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

deej, Friday, 7 September 2007 00:06 (twelve years ago) link

lol

latebloomer, Friday, 7 September 2007 00:11 (twelve years ago) link

I'm generally suspicious about accusations of pretension, and I think it sometimes says more about the accuser than the accused. But sometimes it's valid. Pretentious can just mean unearned showiness or ostentatiousness. It can also refer to something that seems affected, as if the artist is putting on airs or pretending to be an authority about something they are not. Some people want art to be honest, and pretention sounds like dishonesty mixed with vanity.

-- St3ve Go1db3rg, Thursday, September 6, 2007 11:51 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

i know a guy that sounds like that

-- lfam, Friday, September 7, 2007 12:26 AM (47 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

That pretension thread should be up to about 100% gold zing level by tomorrow.

John Justen, Friday, 7 September 2007 01:18 (twelve years ago) link

haha I just came here to post Goldberg/lfam

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 7 September 2007 01:47 (twelve years ago) link

I'm just mildly intrigued by how someone can tell me to calm down whilst simultaneously giving their own (wildly inaccurate and unfair) character assassination. You seem to have set yourself against a certain type, and for the purposes of convenience have made me adhere to that type come hell or high water. I don't aim to bring pleasure here, I aim to let off steam and air my opinions so that others might contend them. Instead of contending, you've aimed cheap shots ('Oxbridge whimsy' indeed, o thou frightful nincompoop) at the speaker. If I was trying to patronise you, I'd do it so much better, my dear fellow. You'd barely notice.

Anyway, I'm off for a bit. Lurk away.

-- Just got offed, Thursday, June 14, 2007 8:27 AM (2 months ago) Bookmark Link

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You suck.

-- caek, Thursday, June 14, 2007 8:28 AM (2 months ago) Bookmark Link

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Friday, 7 September 2007 10:03 (twelve years ago) link

LOLZ

Trayce, Friday, 7 September 2007 10:07 (twelve years ago) link

10/10

am0n, Friday, 7 September 2007 13:34 (twelve years ago) link

what have you got to be smug about Just got offed it's not like you even guessed the mother might be involved?

-- RJG, Friday, September 7, 2007 5:00 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Well, I guessed very early on that the whole search campaign (and media circus) would be futile. If these allegations are true, they're futile in a particularly ironic manner.

-- Just got offed, Friday, September 7, 2007 5:07 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

people guessed quite early on about you

-- RJG, Friday, September 7, 2007 5:10 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

stevie, Friday, 7 September 2007 16:27 (twelve years ago) link

amazing

-- and what, Friday, September 7, 2007 3:49 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

you should forward it around your office

-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, September 7, 2007 3:50 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

deej, Friday, 7 September 2007 21:13 (twelve years ago) link

Rename thread "amon and the IRE retards discovering Something Awful Forum jokes".

-- King Boy Pato, Saturday, September 8, 2007 5:20 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 8 September 2007 20:25 (twelve years ago) link

et tu crute

am0n, Saturday, 8 September 2007 22:33 (twelve years ago) link

Rename post "amon and the IRE retards discovering Lou1s J@gger jokes".

Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 8 September 2007 22:36 (twelve years ago) link

did something weird to my hand last night, cant remember what.

-- jhøshea, Tuesday, September 11, 2007 9:18 AM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

MOVE ON

-- Dr Morbius, Tuesday, September 11, 2007 9:20 AM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

jhøshea, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 13:39 (twelve years ago) link

It seems to me that it all boils down to if any action in someone's past is forgivable, as long as the feeling is right. On a strictly emotional level, it is probably so, but since when did emotions become the be-all end-all arbitrator for what is right? I would like to think that I would have the will-power to end a relationship in a split second if it turned out my amorata had indulged in prostitution, bestiality, etc., prior to our teaming up - howsoever my feelings told me not to. And I expect nothing less from the people to whom I lend my trust. I guess that what I'm saying is that frivolous forgiving can lead you morally astray.

-- Jeb, Tuesday, September 11, 2007 10:30 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

you sound like a scary old gentleman waving a stick

-- estela, Tuesday, September 11, 2007 10:37 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

bell_labs, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 22:40 (twelve years ago) link

lol @ 'teaming up'

max, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 22:43 (twelve years ago) link

is Jeb new?

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 22:45 (twelve years ago) link

i wish my relationships were more like buddy comedies

max, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 22:45 (twelve years ago) link

that's one of RJG's best

wanko ergo sum, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 22:46 (twelve years ago) link

no

RJG, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 23:05 (twelve years ago) link

ok you're right.

wanko ergo sum, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 23:38 (twelve years ago) link

I don't think I believe in Jeb. He might be pretty hilarious if his creator takes him far enough though.

"amorata" = priceless.

Jon Lewis, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 00:13 (twelve years ago) link

turn your sorrow into art somehow - channel the energy into something constructive

-- Maria :D, Thursday, September 13, 2007 2:57 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

yes! then i'm sure you'll bag wynona ryder!

-- nathalie, Thursday, September 13, 2007 2:59 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Thursday, 13 September 2007 18:37 (twelve years ago) link

bell labs sloburn zing on this thread A++++

My elbow hurts because of over mouse useage at work or wrong mouse useage at work, what should I do?

John Justen, Friday, 14 September 2007 06:45 (twelve years ago) link

lolololololool

gr8080, Friday, 14 September 2007 06:49 (twelve years ago) link

haha

jergïns, Friday, 14 September 2007 07:17 (twelve years ago) link

sorry am0n won that one tho

stop posting

-- am0n, Friday, September 14, 2007 8:39 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

deej, Friday, 14 September 2007 15:33 (twelve years ago) link

Fuck all this talk about the Cosby Kids....do you have too much time on your hands???

-- Tera Williams, Monday, April 15, 2002 1:00 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Link

hey, you googled it hot stuff.

-- jess, Monday, April 15, 2002 1:00 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Link

stevie, Sunday, 16 September 2007 21:23 (twelve years ago) link

Wow google has been around for like almost 10 years right?

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 16 September 2007 21:55 (twelve years ago) link

The domain google.com was registered on September 15, 1997,[9] and the company was incorporated as Google Inc. on September 7, 1998 at a friend's garage in Menlo Park, California.

Curt1s is coming to Zwinktopia !, Sunday, 16 September 2007 22:09 (twelve years ago) link

are we gonna be like this about zwinktopia in 10 years?

s1ocki, Sunday, 16 September 2007 23:09 (twelve years ago) link

I remember talking about Google in a job interview in late 2000 and my future boss was all "Hmmm, tell me more about this 'Google.'"

jaymc, Monday, 17 September 2007 04:59 (twelve years ago) link

wow, jaymc discovered google.

hstencil, Monday, 17 September 2007 05:29 (twelve years ago) link

LOL. My dad actually told me about it and I was totally skeptical. I was like, "Whatever, Metacrawler works just fine."

jaymc, Monday, 17 September 2007 05:32 (twelve years ago) link

discovered: google:: had no idea: anal cunt

hstencil, Monday, 17 September 2007 05:34 (twelve years ago) link

In 2000, yes. Also the year that first Tara Jane O'Neil album came out.

jaymc, Monday, 17 September 2007 05:39 (twelve years ago) link

everyday life is bewilderment dot ex el ess

Steve Shasta, Monday, 17 September 2007 05:42 (twelve years ago) link

the blogger that broke google

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 17 September 2007 05:45 (twelve years ago) link

Hey NRQ, guess how many people want to read your opinions on dance music? That's right, about as many as want to read Geir's opinions on grime.

-- Matt DC, Monday, September 17, 2007 10:48 AM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

^@^, Monday, 17 September 2007 11:02 (twelve years ago) link

this thread urgently needs someone to tip a glass of wine over another ilX0r at a wake

-- DG, Monday, September 17, 2007 6:37 PM (43 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Dom Passantino, Monday, 17 September 2007 19:05 (twelve years ago) link

Holy fuck!

kv_nol, Monday, 17 September 2007 19:11 (twelve years ago) link

DG match point

sanskrit, Monday, 17 September 2007 19:28 (twelve years ago) link

whut thred

chaki, Monday, 17 September 2007 19:38 (twelve years ago) link

ho snap

HI DERE, Monday, 17 September 2007 20:35 (twelve years ago) link

we have to travel back in time and assassinate me before i start ile

-- DG, Monday, September 17, 2007 9:00 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link

ghost rider, Monday, 17 September 2007 20:50 (twelve years ago) link

whut thred

A question so URGENT and KEY I *expect* EVERYONE to post an opinion

Dom Passantino, Monday, 17 September 2007 21:00 (twelve years ago) link

what a productive day i've had

DG, Monday, 17 September 2007 22:23 (twelve years ago) link

i want those glasses

-- river wolf, Monday, September 17, 2007 5:03 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Link

fag

-- Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, September 17, 2007 10:40 PM (40 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

river wolf, Monday, 17 September 2007 23:21 (twelve years ago) link

Tom, are you a good writer?

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 01:13 (2 hours ago) Link

half decent

pretty good if I'm angry about something and allowed to use bad words

-- El Tomboto, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 01:43 (1 hour ago) Link

maybe you should try blogging about being angry!

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 02:20 (1 hour ago) Link

Dan I., Wednesday, 19 September 2007 03:39 (twelve years ago) link

No that was serious!

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 03:54 (twelve years ago) link

I am sowing discord

Dan I., Wednesday, 19 September 2007 04:05 (twelve years ago) link

Why do you think prostitutes are so affordable these days?

-- King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 23:23 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

I'll take your word for that

-- Tom D., Tuesday, 18 September 2007 23:27 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Trayce, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 11:54 (twelve years ago) link

The "tase me bro" guy made an ass out of himself, but he'll get his (undeserved) 15 minutes of fame out of it. Maybe they should have shot him instead.

-- Bill Magill, Wednesday, September 19, 2007 5:59 AM (16 hours ago) Bookmark Link

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go fuck a whore

-- That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, September 19, 2007 6:00 AM (16 hours ago) Bookmark Link

gr8080, Thursday, 20 September 2007 08:11 (twelve years ago) link

Eh, wtf that didn't work:

mehme said...

Meh means rubbish. It means boring. It means not worth the effort, who cares, so-so, whatever. It is the all-purpose dismissive shrug of the blogger and messageboarder. And it is ubiquitous. On the I Love Music messageboard, for example, 4,010 separate discussion threads feature the use of "meh".

7:22 PM

Pashmina, Thursday, 20 September 2007 16:07 (twelve years ago) link

burrrrnn, ilmers!

Pashmina, Thursday, 20 September 2007 16:08 (twelve years ago) link

LOL, he C&P-ed it from the guardian!

Pashmina, Thursday, 20 September 2007 16:16 (twelve years ago) link

That said, if this kind of shit ever happened to my kid, I'd probably want the perp charged with attempted murder. I mean, if you are trying to beat someone unconscious, what the fuck exactly are you trying to do?

-- Dandy Don Weiner, Thursday, September 20, 2007 5:21 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i wouldn't be surprised if your kid got caught putting up nooses

-- moonship journey to baja, Thursday, September 20, 2007 5:23 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:37 (twelve years ago) link

*slowly backs away from thread*

-- kenan, Thursday, September 20, 2007 12:25 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

likely story

-- ken c, Thursday, September 20, 2007 12:27 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

deej, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:46 (twelve years ago) link

I'm no policy wonk, neb. I'm for single payer cuz

FUCK THE INSURANCE COMPANIES WITH A HOT POKER

-- Dr Morbius, Tuesday, September 25, 2007 2:03 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

if you find a Democrat who looks like a leader, yell BINGO

(apologies to Bob Hope)

-- Dr Morbius, Tuesday, September 25, 2007 2:21 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v30/kiyone/waynesworld-yousnoopingkids.jpg
FUCK THE INSURANCE COMPANIES WITH A HOT POKER! APOLOGIES TO BOB HOPE!

-- and what, Tuesday, September 25, 2007 2:27 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

jhøshea, Tuesday, 25 September 2007 18:38 (twelve years ago) link

4-in-1 from Pashmina

TS mr idée fixe vs the holy trinity of lazy, adolescent snark.

-- Pashmina,

onimo, Wednesday, 26 September 2007 13:20 (twelve years ago) link

bob hope zinger lololol

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 26 September 2007 15:29 (twelve years ago) link

Ever get this sensation?

Lately I wonder if I keep doing this thing as it is all I know, my only source of income, or just part of my personality. Then I think, perhaps to want to quit is defeatism or negativity.

Or perhaps I am jaded and bored with this.

Any similar experiences?

-- Ronan, Thursday, 27 September 2007 14:44 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

You mean DJing?

-- jaymc, Thursday, 27 September 2007 14:45 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

writing about music mainly, I guess I could still DJ

-- Ronan, Thursday, 27 September 2007 14:46 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

ILx

-- Misery, Thursday, 27 September 2007 14:46 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Misery OTM.

-- kv_nol, Thursday, 27 September 2007 14:49 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Oh. I didn't know you wrote about music.

-- jaymc, Thursday, 27 September 2007 14:50 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Dom Passantino, Friday, 28 September 2007 09:30 (twelve years ago) link

???

kv_nol, Friday, 28 September 2007 11:42 (twelve years ago) link

relax, he's zinging ronan. unless you're displaying a bit of shamrock solidarity!

scourage, Friday, 28 September 2007 11:56 (twelve years ago) link

I thought you were banned? Is there to be no respite?

I didn't think there was a zing in the exchange, that's why I questioned it.

kv_nol, Friday, 28 September 2007 12:00 (twelve years ago) link

I think jaymc's saying Ronan might have mentioned writing about music once or twice?

jaymc not knowing something about you is a zing in itself, I suppose...

onimo, Friday, 28 September 2007 12:01 (twelve years ago) link

I suppose... Still a beat of a stretch though. Clearer zings in future please people.

kv_nol, Friday, 28 September 2007 12:02 (twelve years ago) link

If it's quality zings you want, here's an absolute peach from AAD:

----------------

While I appreciate the zest implied by your choice of punctuation, I was hoping for something more codswalloping, such as "M. White serves his guests lower-mid-range California chardonnay at 42 degrees, in hopes that their tongues will be too deadened by cold to detect the overly-oaky front end and the pronouncedly-grassy finish. Plus his off-the-shelf Fruit-of-the-Loom undergarments are more dullish than dazzling."

This sort of thing makes him snort like an irritated goat.

-- Aimless, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 17:41 (1 month ago) Link

How bout: "Aimless's teh topdog M.white's teh fagtog"

-- Heave Ho, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 21:08 (1 month ago) Link

This comes distressingly close to disproving the contention that brevity is the soul of wit.

-- Aimless, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 21:45 (1 month ago) Link

scourage, Friday, 28 September 2007 12:21 (twelve years ago) link

give me a minute to process zing

deej, Friday, 28 September 2007 13:06 (twelve years ago) link

o-deej must contemplate.

Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 28 September 2007 14:48 (twelve years ago) link

That's not a zing, that's just how Ask a Drunk works, the less funny posters just provide fodder for Aimless to make witty coments on

Heave Ho, Friday, 28 September 2007 14:51 (twelve years ago) link

yeah fuckin riot

gff, Friday, 28 September 2007 14:52 (twelve years ago) link

SUIT ONE "Who's this Streets guy then who seems to be popular with the cashpoints, I mean, urm, kids . . .?"

SUIT TWO "I don't know, Quispian, but he seems a bit too clever, he's got opinions and things and he seems pro-drugs. An association with him might mean we sell less Corrs albums"

SUIT ONE "I like the Corrs"

SUIT TWO "So do I"

SUIT ONE "I know lets get some no-brainer no-talent idiots and get them to do something similar but less contravesial. Dumb it down a bit too so Joe CreditDetails doesn't have to think about the content"

SUIT TWO "Bonza idea, Quispian, now lets load up on rohypnol, go down the Met bar and indulge in some fcuk alcopops and date rape"

SUIT ONE "Excellent, I've not done that for a few hours . . . "

-- Lynskey (Lynskey), Friday, 24 January 2003 16:47 (4 years ago) Link

Oh for fuck sake, ignoring the fact that any parody of "those fat cat record execs" is about as interesting as painting skirting boards white, the Audio Bullys are house, the Streets aren't. So if you don't like that that's fine but spare us these constant bullshit comparisons with acts from totally different genres who also happen to have a fucking London accented MC. I mean this must be the 10th time! AUDIO BULLYS ARE HOUSE, HENCE THE 4/4, and though I don't think there's anything fucking controversial about the Streets in the first place I resent the suggestion that a totally different act is somehow dumbed down just cos you don't like them. Apples and oranges.

-- Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 24 January 2003 16:55 (4 years ago) Link

Aw shucks. At least I touched a nerve, mission accomplished.

-- Lynskey (Lynskey), Friday, 24 January 2003 17:15 (4 years ago) Link

I wouldn't bother setting your sights any higher if that's the usual standard of hackneyed crap you come out with.

-- Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 24 January 2003 17:21 (4 years ago) Link

and what, Saturday, 29 September 2007 00:11 (twelve years ago) link

http://images.indymedia.org/imc/barcelona/capitalism.jpg

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 29 September 2007 00:43 (twelve years ago) link

Pwnan

am0n, Saturday, 29 September 2007 01:48 (twelve years ago) link

It's fascinating that expensive chart-aimed male hip-hop almost always reserves the amount of emotion Kanye expends on Jay-Z for songs about mamas or baby mamas. This kind of conflicted guy-on-guy thing is unusual.

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Saturday, September 29, 2007 2:34 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

enjoy yr slash

-- da croupier, Saturday, September 29, 2007 2:35 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 29 September 2007 19:45 (twelve years ago) link

Should have been a Mark Grout thread.

-- Dom Passantino, Saturday, September 29, 2007 6:27 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

You don't read that every day.

-- Noodle Vague, Saturday, September 29, 2007 6:28 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

Things you don't read every day: what's on your iPod?

-- Dom Passantino, Saturday, September 29, 2007 6:32 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

s1ocki, Monday, 1 October 2007 18:58 (twelve years ago) link

When the "Matthew Perpetua has never heard any music by black people" wikipedia was pointed out to me the other day, I had this really conflicted reaction, half "what the fuck, what an asshole, since when do I not listen to music by black people" and "ha, that's a pretty funny bit of assholery."

I did go to Parsons, though.

-- Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Saturday, November 12, 2005 9:16 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

you are the one, that likes indie?

-- terry lennox. (gareth), Saturday, November 12, 2005 10:03 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Thursday, 4 October 2007 19:35 (twelve years ago) link

(that's one of my all-time favorite McSweeney's lists)

-- kenan, Saturday, August 11, 2007 10:12 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

i didn't know custos wrote a mcsweeney's list

-- aaron d.g., Saturday, August 11, 2007 1:07 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Friday, 5 October 2007 19:44 (twelve years ago) link

i think the implication is plain.

i suppose i am so BORED with

-godard
-debord
-deleuze
-warhol
-mcluhan

as '60s godheads.

-- That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 10 September 2007 17:25 (3 weeks ago)

Thanks for telling us how bored you are; we are edified by your boredom.

-_- ~~~ zzzzzzzzzzzz

-- elmo argonaut, Monday, 10 September 2007 17:29 (3 weeks ago)

moonship journey to baja, Sunday, 7 October 2007 00:56 (twelve years ago) link

Business is considering investing in a company called 'Zingmobile'!

Good idea? y/n

S-, Monday, 8 October 2007 00:46 (twelve years ago) link

^^^ban

-- Dom Passantino, Sunday, 7 October 2007 13:24 (2 days ago) Link

What's your problem, Dom?

-- Tuomas, Sunday, 7 October 2007 13:26 (2 days ago) Link

Why do you want to ban three little pyramids?

-- Tuomas, Sunday, 7 October 2007 13:32 (2 days ago) Link

lol

-- latebloomer, Sunday, 7 October 2007 13:35 (2 days ago) Link

Seriously though, isn't just posting "ban X" like the laziest form of critique ever? It doesn't say anything at all.

-- Tuomas, Monday, 8 October 2007 14:16 (Yesterday) Link

Its ok he's a music writer he's used to it.

-- Trayce, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 01:04 (16 minutes ago) Link

deej, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 01:27 (twelve years ago) link

sort of like an alley oop, tuomas not quite there but trayce w the slam dunk

deej, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 01:42 (twelve years ago) link

That one was a wide open goal! =)

Trayce, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 01:51 (twelve years ago) link

Hating Achewood is basically hating the English language.

-- Dan I., Tuesday, October 9, 2007 11:26 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

That is the most OTM yet.

-- Casuistry, Tuesday, October 9, 2007 11:27 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Sweet monkeyfucking Jesus is that not true.

-- Oilyrags, Tuesday, October 9, 2007 11:56 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

QED

-- Dan I., Wednesday, October 10, 2007 12:09 AM (51 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

river wolf, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 00:11 (twelve years ago) link

Is it too late for me to say that they all fuckin' suck?

-- Alex in NYC, Wednesday, October 10, 2007 3:41 PM (11 minutes ago)

It's never too late to make yourself look like a joyless tool, Alex.

-- Tracer Hand, Wednesday, October 10, 2007 3:47 PM (4 minutes ago)

Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 15:53 (twelve years ago) link

Future Days in a Silent Way
they even rhyme.

-- strgn, Friday, October 12, 2007 9:16 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

i regret this thread.

-- strgn, Friday, October 12, 2007 9:22 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Sunday, 14 October 2007 07:31 (twelve years ago) link

yo spence put that shit on a cream colored american apparel shirt and sell it for $10 a pop, i guarantee you will get crazy profit

-- omar little, Sunday, October 14, 2007 7:00 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

strgn, Monday, 15 October 2007 08:18 (twelve years ago) link

blunt = 50 cent?

-- balls, Tuesday, October 16, 2007 5:19 AM (57 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

my flow's less dreary tho

-- blunt, Tuesday, October 16, 2007 5:20 AM (56 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

barely

-- moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, October 16, 2007 6:14 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

jabba hands, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 06:17 (twelve years ago) link

it might be the flu, i'm all aches and pains.

-- darraghmac, Tuesday, October 16, 2007 4:07 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

are you sure it's not the crushing weight of your jejune mediocrity?

-- Tracer Hand, Tuesday, October 16, 2007 4:09 PM (32 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:10 (twelve years ago) link

wau

sleep, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:13 (twelve years ago) link

i was just going to post that. here's the rest:

i'm not even going to look that up, i'm sick.

-- darraghmac, Tuesday, October 16, 2007 11:09 AM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

so are we.

-- Tracer Hand, Tuesday, October 16, 2007 11:16 AM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

lauren, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:40 (twelve years ago) link

Tracer Hand actually Martin Jol.

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:54 (twelve years ago) link

why are we affording basic human courtesy to someone who lied to & hurt like 10 difft honest ppl on ilx? and oops too

-- and what, Tuesday, October 16, 2007 12:41 PM (15 minutes ago)

am0n, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 16:59 (twelve years ago) link

What I don't get is, why didn't any of these 10 people she supposedly fooled call her bluff on ILX? Well okay, obviously they were shamed, but wouldn't that have been the best way to get back at her, and also warn eveyone else not to make the same mistake?

-- Tuomas, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 16:45 (6 minutes ago) Link

Because it's humiliating, Tuomas!

-- roxymuzak, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 16:46 (6 minutes ago) Link

Explaining humiliating may take some time there.

-- Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 16:46 (5 minutes ago) Link

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 17:34 (twelve years ago) link

[...] Plus I'm sorry if this is a little too normalizing and stereotypical of a thing to say, but it was a little hard to believe that some LA hot-chick party girl spent her nights flirting with every average dork on the internet.

-- nabisco, Tuesday, October 16, 2007 9:50 PM (29 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 20:52 (twelve years ago) link

nabisco-newyoker.jpg

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 21:03 (twelve years ago) link

when people are deprived of food in their infancy, they lose IQ

-- Heave Ho, Wednesday, October 17, 2007 11:16 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

that been your personal experience?

-- s1ocki, Wednesday, October 17, 2007 11:16 AM (18 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

sleep, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 15:18 (twelve years ago) link

ethan knows a joke

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, October 17, 2007 2:19 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

just one though

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, October 17, 2007 2:19 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 18:23 (twelve years ago) link

my back is got, cheers bro!

if the zing's funny, to be fair, i don't honestly mind these days.

-- Just got offed, Wednesday, October 17, 2007 5:16 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

You tossed a dude off

-- Dom Passantino, Wednesday, October 17, 2007 9:56 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

jabba hands, Thursday, 18 October 2007 02:19 (twelve years ago) link

Shut the fuck up, I listened to a Hefner album within the last month.

-- Dom Passantino, Thursday, 18 October 2007 09:36 (46 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

And I put some Toto tracks on my iPod.

-- Dom Passantino, Thursday, 18 October 2007 09:36 (46 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I guess Toto are old enough for you to accept then. It's the idea of a band formed after the mid 80s and writing traditional songs that you cannot accept.

-- Geir Hongro, Thursday, 18 October 2007 10:12 (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

That mong guy that's shit, Thursday, 18 October 2007 09:45 (twelve years ago) link

o snap

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 18 October 2007 15:46 (twelve years ago) link

Damn, Hongro like the wolf!

Jon Lewis, Thursday, 18 October 2007 15:49 (twelve years ago) link

I gotta lay low for a while after that, fucking stings.

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 18 October 2007 15:53 (twelve years ago) link

i love how geir assumes that everyone else has complex and flawed psychological motives for not thinking exactly like him

s1ocki, Thursday, 18 October 2007 16:08 (twelve years ago) link

have you noticed he's kind of craaaaaazy

s1ocki, Thursday, 18 October 2007 16:22 (twelve years ago) link

what a character!

s1ocki, Thursday, 18 October 2007 16:22 (twelve years ago) link

Damn, Hongro like the wolf!

thumbs up!

pretzel walrus, Thursday, 18 October 2007 16:24 (twelve years ago) link

Hongro like the wolf, A+

kenan, Thursday, 18 October 2007 16:35 (twelve years ago) link

'principled' non-voters like morbz & rapey mo are like the overqualified unemployed dude who wont even look at any job that pays less than $300k a year so he ends up sleeping on his mom's couch watching divorce court every day for the rest of his life

-- and what, Thursday, October 18, 2007 2:42 PM

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 18 October 2007 23:33 (twelve years ago) link

While it's possible to cherry-pick exceptions ever since, Frere-Jones does so selectively, overlooking the likes of Royal Trux or the Afghan Whigs in the 1990s,

why do I suspect that if this line had come from the SFJ article he'd presently be getting raked both ways over the coals for citing Royal Trux as counterexample to the "does not swing" trend

-- J0hn D., Thursday, 18 October 2007 23:30 (6 minutes ago) Link

(excepting what would be a self-cite obv)

-- J0hn D., Thursday, 18 October 2007 23:31 (5 minutes ago) Link

it's kind of amazing what you've been reduced to pointing out in this save-a-ho gambit, john

-- da croupier, Thursday, 18 October 2007 23:33 (3 minutes ago) Link

Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 18 October 2007 23:47 (twelve years ago) link

this all reminds me of the dream i had two nights ago where i played bass during an animal collective show and a guy recording a bootleg was standing in front of me and had this horrified look on his face.

-- poortheatre, Monday, October 22, 2007 7:14 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

...

-- The Reverend, Monday, October 22, 2007 10:22 AM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Monday, 22 October 2007 14:38 (twelve years ago) link

"save-a-ho gambit" !

am0n, Monday, 22 October 2007 15:13 (twelve years ago) link

ludlum novel

s1ocki, Monday, 22 October 2007 15:47 (twelve years ago) link

loool

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 22 October 2007 15:50 (twelve years ago) link

Melody Of Certain Damaged Norwegians

-- Alex in Baltimore, Tuesday, October 23, 2007 2:42 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

s1ocki, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 16:37 (twelve years ago) link

from the kenan birthday thread:

try not to be such a creep on your birthday

-- cutty, Tuesday, October 23, 2007 3:08 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

^@^, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 16:48 (twelve years ago) link

what ive learned toda