damn tombot u on fire tonite!
― hardman admin, Saturday, 17 January 2009 03:22 (4 years ago) Permalink
way to hide behind anonymous admin name there big fella
― non-ironic safety helmet wearer (John Justen), Saturday, 17 January 2009 03:32 (4 years ago) Permalink
nah dude hardman admin is my new login
― hardman admin, Saturday, 17 January 2009 03:33 (4 years ago) Permalink
yeah that's certainly the most shameful abuse of mod privileges I've seen all day
― :ᴥ: (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, 17 January 2009 03:33 (4 years ago) Permalink
captn-binge-n-ban locked the last thread and moved it to thread dump so we needed a new one
― gr8080, Saturday, 17 January 2009 03:34 (4 years ago) Permalink
oops fucked up already :(
― jordy (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 17 January 2009 03:34 (4 years ago) Permalink
hey gr8080 dont worry i just made it easier for you to keep your usernames straight.
― non-ironic safety helmet wearer (John Justen), Saturday, 17 January 2009 03:44 (4 years ago) Permalink
chelives1986 (9:55:18 PM): i want beef jerky x 10 right nowroxymuzak (9:58:26 PM): 10 beef jerkies or your desire is the size of 10 normal desiresroxymuzak (9:58:33 PM): clarification neededchelives1986 (10:01:06 PM): i have the beef jerky desire of 10 macho men randy savagesroxymuzak (10:01:11 PM): !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!roxymuzak (10:01:19 PM): diagnosis: you gotta get that jerkychelives1986 (10:01:19 PM): ohhhhhhhhh yeah
― roxymuzak, Saturday, 17 January 2009 03:51 (4 years ago) Permalink
oh sorry that doesnt really belong here
no thats pretty hardman
― s1ocki, Saturday, 17 January 2009 03:59 (4 years ago) Permalink
Friday, January 16, 2009 10:24 PM 1 pWN 3v3Ry+h1n G!!!1 User El Tomboto has been Yellow CardedSTOP DRINKING!!!! PUT DOWN THE BOTTLE!!!!! REASON: intervention
omg
― roxymuzak, Saturday, 17 January 2009 04:02 (4 years ago) Permalink
Friday, January 16, 2009 10:25 PM 1 pWN 3v3Ry+h1n G!!!1 User TOMBOT has been Yellow Carded
usin' my board mod privs to yellow card you for the lulz!
― scourge of cords (Z S), Saturday, 17 January 2009 04:06 (4 years ago) Permalink
Rolling a hardman.
― Carne Meshuggah (libcrypt), Saturday, 17 January 2009 04:07 (4 years ago) Permalink
Man if I had board mod privs there would be lulz all over the place
― scourge of cords (Z S), Saturday, 17 January 2009 04:10 (4 years ago) Permalink
― scourge of cords (Z S), Saturday, 17 January 2009 04:11 (4 years ago) Permalink
― jelky (jergins), Saturday, 17 January 2009 04:47 (4 years ago) Permalink
because of the part where the subject of conversation, who is a private citizen as opposed to a celebrity or other public figure, has their picture posted and their career discussed without being around to say "hi, I left the board for a reason, could you please take my picture down, and find something else to talk about, thank you"
I realize this is really hard for you internet age kids with your facebook pages but stalking ex-posters is actually still not coolstalking people and blogging about your stalking of people is pretty ethan-level scary/lame anyway but really, these people don't post here any more. Why do you think that is and why do you think it would be remotely appropriate to start posting their fucking resume here complete with pictures?
I thought libcrypt and a few other people would know better but RONG AGANE
is there any other topic you'd like me to fucking big bird for you?
― TOMBOT, Sunday, January 25, 2009 2:12 PM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― xhaki (libcrypt), Sunday, 25 January 2009 22:47 (4 years ago) Permalink
It's "happy hour" in DC.
― xhaki (libcrypt), Sunday, 25 January 2009 22:48 (4 years ago) Permalink
ethan-level scary lame
― roxymuzak, Sunday, 25 January 2009 22:48 (4 years ago) Permalink
esl
― roxymuzak, Sunday, 25 January 2009 22:49 (4 years ago) Permalink
kind of happy but mostly sad hour
― Come! let's visit the fruit people (tron), Sunday, 25 January 2009 22:57 (4 years ago) Permalink
I have no idea who any of the people they were talking about in that thread were, so I kinda enjoyed the ethan level scary lame (ELSL?) research.
― DJ Khaledonian Thistle (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 25 January 2009 22:58 (4 years ago) Permalink
im not really sure that posting links to articles in national fake newspapers counts as stalking
― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Sunday, 25 January 2009 23:00 (4 years ago) Permalink
national-fake newspapers-level ethan-lame
― ice cr?m, Sunday, 25 January 2009 23:25 (4 years ago) Permalink
RON GAGNE
― jordy (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 25 January 2009 23:32 (4 years ago) Permalink
fucking big bird?
― eman, Monday, 26 January 2009 01:39 (4 years ago) Permalink
thing is theres been tons of threads like that in the past, even ones tageting specific posters, and seriously no one ever gave a shit
so why is tombot caring about this one now, aside from like one post he had ish with
― roxymuzak, Monday, 26 January 2009 02:40 (4 years ago) Permalink
i kinda like the new version tho
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 26 January 2009 03:00 (4 years ago) Permalink
my favorite apart about this place is how in between my post and the admin log explanation of "eman otm" you still cannot figure out why it was moved to thread dump and locked
― TOMBOT, Monday, 26 January 2009 04:04 (4 years ago) Permalink
also libcrypt that is officially gr8080's only joke, please don't take it away from him
― TOMBOT, Monday, 26 January 2009 04:05 (4 years ago) Permalink
yeah if gr8080 is known for something its certainly being one-note, tiresome and unlikeable
― roxymuzak, Monday, 26 January 2009 04:06 (4 years ago) Permalink
and yeah i really kinda dont "follow" the admin log like its a newsfeed lol
― roxymuzak, Monday, 26 January 2009 04:07 (4 years ago) Permalink
I consider everybody on ILX except for like dan perry & abbott to be one-note, tiresome and unlikeable
― TOMBOT, Monday, 26 January 2009 04:11 (4 years ago) Permalink
I will now ban myself for a week
should be a thesaurus entry for "lol" for times like these, that are special
― roxymuzak, Monday, 26 January 2009 04:11 (4 years ago) Permalink
xpost
― roxymuzak, Monday, 26 January 2009 04:12 (4 years ago) Permalink
Why do you want to admin a place where you hate everyone? (xp)
― Surfjan Stevens (libcrypt), Monday, 26 January 2009 04:12 (4 years ago) Permalink
rofl lmao funny haha omg lmfao wtf lawl laugh roflmao lolz laughing noob roflcopter internet sex rotfl gay owned 1337 lulz fuck pwned n00b pwn cool omfg xd ass brb hehe awesome acronym aim stfu shit zomg wow loud out laugh out loud penis lollerskates nigger msn stupid slang lolol leet rotflmao
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 26 January 2009 04:13 (4 years ago) Permalink
xxp
btw i take no responsibility for urbanthesaurus.com
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 26 January 2009 04:14 (4 years ago) Permalink
If there were only two people on ILX I liked I think it would get pretty quickly too tiresome to stay, regardless of my role.
― Surfjan Stevens (libcrypt), Monday, 26 January 2009 04:15 (4 years ago) Permalink
can i be a mod since i'm otm
― eman, Monday, 26 January 2009 04:16 (4 years ago) Permalink
with respect emanbot doesn't have the same ring to it
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 26 January 2009 04:16 (4 years ago) Permalink
yes it does
― eman, Monday, 26 January 2009 04:19 (4 years ago) Permalink
hardeman lolbot experience
― Surfjan Stevens (libcrypt), Monday, 26 January 2009 04:20 (4 years ago) Permalink
― ice cr?m, Monday, 26 January 2009 04:20 (4 years ago) Permalink
emon
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 26 January 2009 04:21 (4 years ago) Permalink
m0n ami
― eman, Monday, 26 January 2009 04:21 (4 years ago) Permalink
― velko, Monday, 26 January 2009 04:32 (4 years ago) Permalink
only the hardest of men *doesn't download* a mix
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Sunday, 29 July 2012 16:32 (9 months ago) Permalink
dell you're at best a mediocre excuse for a regular poster and you always have been. Your post just now is like the 91 IQ bureaucrat who rolls up in the all-hands meeting for the perfect attendance award. The DMV appreciates your consistency in being there every day to help hundreds of people discover what the opposite of help is.
― El Tomboto, Friday, August 10, 2012 12:25 AM (8 minutes ago)
― ticagrelor rotini (k3vin k.), Friday, 10 August 2012 04:41 (9 months ago) Permalink
almost like old times
― mookieproof, Friday, 10 August 2012 04:42 (9 months ago) Permalink
we need to do a clinic
― the late great, Saturday, 25 August 2012 01:59 (8 months ago) Permalink
(ILX) appreciates your consistency in being there every day to help hundreds of people discover what the opposite of help is.
― the late great, Saturday, 25 August 2012 02:01 (8 months ago) Permalink
read the motherfucking thread before you motherfucking post
About 1,150,000 results (0.30 seconds)
― just one little Tayto (Noodle Vague), Friday, August 24, 2012 7:18 PM (2 minutes ago)
― i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Saturday, 25 August 2012 02:21 (8 months ago) Permalink
call me old-fashioned but i like to read the motherfucking thread before i motherfucking post. can see where we differ.
― just one little Tayto (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 August 2012 02:25 (8 months ago) Permalink
belongs here:
― omar little, Saturday, 25 August 2012 02:35 (8 months ago) Permalink
rapscallion
― mookieproof, Saturday, 25 August 2012 02:43 (8 months ago) Permalink
Actually I love how bare bones and nothing their Wikipedia entry is:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toploader
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, September 2, 2012 2:18 PM (37 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Reflects how nothing they are.
― wise men farting over you (snoball), Sunday, September 2, 2012 2:21 PM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Unlike humans, dogs don't talk shit (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 2 September 2012 15:01 (8 months ago) Permalink
I must remind everyone that if you voted for N.W.A. the vote will not be counted for them.
― VOTE in the 1980's ROCK POLL PLEASE! (Algerian Goalkeeper), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 01:29 (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― it's-a me, irl (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 08:59 (8 months ago) Permalink
no Ns W A allowed in the rock poll
― Une ville musulmane dans la Chine du Nord sous les Mongols (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 09:07 (8 months ago) Permalink
NWAOBHM
― ron pinot (electricsound), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 09:30 (8 months ago) Permalink
― i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 04:55 (8 months ago) Permalink
RIP
― young money color me badd (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 05:09 (8 months ago) Permalink
hardman see u
― The Reverend, Wednesday, 5 September 2012 07:43 (8 months ago) Permalink
yeah...you're gonna want to change your way of thinking, if top publics count as middle of the road. you'll be lucky to get a regional or community college visiting job, in an out of the way place.
I was on a search committee last year at my previous university, in a less than desirable locale (though still an R1, if only barely), & we got 400+ apps.
my new department, in a much better uni / locale, is advertising this year for a pretty specialized junior position, & I expect at least 400 apps for that.
― Euler, Friday, September 14, 2012 4:07 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
in humanities btw
― A.R.R.Y. Kane (nakhchivan), Friday, 14 September 2012 15:15 (8 months ago) Permalink
got my work's golf day this weekend too #thesnidercup
it's at this place, check it out. a real golf course, none of this yankee parkland chat http://www.dundonaldlinks.com
― skrill xx (cozen), Friday, September 28, 2012 5:01 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
We kicked your motherfucking ass in the afternoon. take your "Yankee parkland" shit and stick it up your ass
― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Friday, September 28, 2012 11:22 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
bill magill ladies and gents
― skrill xx (cozen), Friday, September 28, 2012 11:44 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Au Wazza Balcazar (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 30 September 2012 15:15 (7 months ago) Permalink
I think we've discussed the phenomenon of adoring Disney theme parks and staying in their hotels yet not giving a flying fuck about Mickey and company.
― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, October 30, 2012 6:01 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 14:21 (6 months ago) Permalink
can't believe mickey got hardmanned
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 15:24 (6 months ago) Permalink
is nothing sacred?
― lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 15:26 (6 months ago) Permalink
modest mickey
― am0n, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 15:28 (6 months ago) Permalink
I love that in hardman time it is always 2009.
― thraeds of life (The Reverend), Thursday, 1 November 2012 03:34 (6 months ago) Permalink
feels right
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 1 November 2012 03:37 (6 months ago) Permalink
wiz's whole thing is not saying dope shit, but saying as little whack shit as possible. it's like reverse lyricism.
― childish bambino (rennavate), Friday, November 16, 2012 8:01 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
that's retarded
― pussy try it (J0rdan S.), Friday, November 16, 2012 8:04 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― tome crues (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 17 November 2012 03:24 (6 months ago) Permalink
a hard man is good to find
― chief beef (k3vin k.), Saturday, 17 November 2012 03:26 (6 months ago) Permalink
they may have split up so the story goes...
― piscesx, Saturday, November 24, 2012 2:21 PM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
well, it was a good run
― call all destroyer, Saturday, November 24, 2012 2:42 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
oh wait no it wasn't
― Swole Miss (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 24 November 2012 14:58 (5 months ago) Permalink
maybe it's that internet anonymity thing where everyone feels compelled to be a douchebag in the comments section because no one has to actually look at anyone in the face when they're being a total tool
― Poliopolice, Thursday, 24 January 2013 15:12 (1 minute ago)
― moët plaudit (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 24 January 2013 15:14 (3 months ago) Permalink
oh damn, ilx got told
― Mordy, Thursday, 24 January 2013 15:17 (3 months ago) Permalink
it's time for some deep thoughts about the internet
― iatee, Thursday, 24 January 2013 15:18 (3 months ago) Permalink
let's not get our panties in a bind xpost
― Poliopolice, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:17 (9 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i obviously didn't mean to imply that there aren't talentless women. in fact, i can think of many.
― Poliopolice, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:19 (9 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
what do you have against Poliopolice, guys
― Estimate the percent chance that a whale has ever been to the moon? (frogbs), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:49 (9 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― moët plaudit (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 24 January 2013 15:25 (3 months ago) Permalink
is he squirrel police
― zero dark (s1ocki), Thursday, 24 January 2013 15:53 (3 months ago) Permalink
― brownie, Thursday, 24 January 2013 16:08 (3 months ago) Permalink
You are writing for the Stockport Express for a REASON you cunt.
― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 11 August 2003 13:21 (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Crack On, Have A Booze (with Manda Rin) (DJ Mencap), Friday, 25 January 2013 13:32 (3 months ago) Permalink
trying to guess if that's from "stockport couple have wedding reception in mcdonalds" or "happy birthday marcello!!"
― r|t|c, Friday, 25 January 2013 13:57 (3 months ago) Permalink
magill's gonna throw out his falcon flags and pretend he never rooted for them along with all the other bandwagon retards; good riddance
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, January 20, 2013 6:16 PM
Fuck you. You know nothing about me or what I'm about and you definitely don't know shit about football. All you k ow about me is what you get off a stupid Internet message board you fuck. I live in this town and I'm going nowhere, you pussy. Stop hiding behind a computer monitor. If you wanna meet for real, lets get it on. Otherwise shut your fucking trap.
― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Monday, January 21, 2013 11:13 AM
Name the time and place, homie. Anywhere in metro Atlanta. Shit, I'll drive to Alabama to kick your ass. Bring your friends so they can see what happens when you try and sell wolf tickets. Go ahead and wear some of the Falcons gear you've been rocking for your years of devoted fandom so I can recognize you.
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Monday, January 21, 2013 11:42 AM
― mookieproof, Friday, 25 January 2013 14:00 (3 months ago) Permalink
Daamn rtc
― standard disclaimer applies (darraghmac), Friday, 25 January 2013 14:02 (3 months ago) Permalink
Shit, I'll drive to Alabama to kick your ass.Shit, I'll drive to Alabama to kick your ass.Shit, I'll drive to Alabama to kick your ass.Shit, I'll drive to Alabama to kick your ass.Shit, I'll drive to Alabama to kick your ass.Shit, I'll drive to Alabama to kick your ass.Shit, I'll drive to Alabama to kick your ass.Shit, I'll drive to Alabama to kick your ass.Shit, I'll drive to Alabama to kick your ass.Shit, I'll drive to Alabama to kick your ass.
― bertrim hapaz (anky), Friday, 25 January 2013 16:22 (3 months ago) Permalink
lol @ ade/magill
― Influential Acid Jazz Pioneer (crüt), Friday, 25 January 2013 16:24 (3 months ago) Permalink
he still hasn't PMed me, guess we know what b-mag is all about
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 25 January 2013 17:35 (3 months ago) Permalink
― am0n, Friday, 25 January 2013 18:11 (3 months ago) Permalink
. . .wolf tickets?
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 26 January 2013 03:36 (3 months ago) Permalink
smdh big tuhoosmas
― mookieproof, Saturday, 26 January 2013 03:41 (3 months ago) Permalink
― buzza, Saturday, 26 January 2013 03:45 (3 months ago) Permalink
anyone monitoring the Marietta police blotter?
we at least need some WDYLL pics.
― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 27 January 2013 01:03 (3 months ago) Permalink
WDYLLAAFYU
― standard disclaimer applies (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 January 2013 01:04 (3 months ago) Permalink
jail vs hospital?
― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 27 January 2013 01:32 (3 months ago) Permalink
^ H4A's last offer before throwing down on bm
― standard disclaimer applies (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 January 2013 01:36 (3 months ago) Permalink
you have this weird thing where you think i'm afraid to be an asshole or look like one.
― some dude
― the late great, Tuesday, 29 January 2013 06:19 (3 months ago) Permalink
hey so i started this thread:
the ever twirling ILP photowheel
but i forgot to specify that the images that people post should be photos that they have taken themselves. so there are at least two posts of photos that are pretty clearly NOT taken by the posters:
the ever twirling ILP photowheelthe ever twirling ILP photowheel
and also a post that needs its image link fixed:the ever twirling ILP photowheel
and also some posts that didn't work: the ever twirling ILP photowheel
and some posts that mess up the flow:the ever twirling ILP photowheel
if possible, could a mod go through and delete those posts / remove text from posts that already have photos attached? it takes away from the flow of the thread. already have a request pending here: mod - can you imagify this post but nobody seems to be paying attention to it.
alternatively, perhaps ILP could use a mod? it's a small board but it seems that there's people regularly have trouble posting images because they use html tags instead, or get the bbcode wrong, etc. i uh, reluctantly nominate myself, but there are others who are longtime contributors who would be great at it too: michael jones, chinavision!, schlump, just to name a few
ty mods
― 乒乓, Sunday, April 28, 2013 9:50 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Sorted the broken/bad links but am not rewriting history on the others, or adding mods that would.
― stet, Sunday, April 28, 2013 10:00 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― 'scuse me while i make the sky cum (k3vin k.), Sunday, 28 April 2013 21:44 (3 weeks ago) Permalink