I Be Like... Damn

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people who type the 'a' key repeatedly
vs.
people who just hold that fuckin' 'a' key down, man

~When u feeling someone crazy (aka like someone A LOT), and yall talking and vibing...but they tell you they're not ready for a relationship...you be like...DAMN!!

~When you look outside your window, and it looks mad nice...so you decide to look cute w/ your high-heels and your leather jacket...but as SOON as you step outside it's 20 BELOW zero....you be like...DAMN!!

~When the person you're swerving with (aka making out with) starts kissing your stomach...and you're about to get some oral sex...but they stop at the top of "your love below"...you be like DAMN!!

~When you finally get that piece of birthday cake that you\'ve been feinin' for all night, and you bite into it and find out that there's pineapple filling.... Damn...

~You've been talking with this fine ass guy for months, had everything working for him, and one day his girlfriend calls your cell phone...Damn.

~So you're on spring break in DR chillin, havin a good time when you see this fine ass nigga walkin on the beach. You motion for him to come over and you start spittin your best game. When you finish he opens his mouth to speak and all that comes out is fast ass SPANISH...you just be like DAMN!!

~Your boyfriend gives you explicit rules to follow on spring break so that you don't cheat....and you stick to them...soooo goood...but he comes home with a roll of film...entirely of naked breasts...27 exposures...but that's not considered cheating...it's photography...DAMN... sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN!

~so you go out to dinner with this fine guy...but he ends up taking home your waitress....DAMN!!

~It's finally the FIRST TIME you and the dude/girl you've been talking to take it to the next level...but the sex was WACK...I mean so WACK u wish u never did it...you be like DAMN!!!!"

~LIke when you want to have a nice sunday barbeque...and you go set up the grill to find out that ur roomate pissed on the charcoal while he was drunk saturday night and you was like...DAMN"

~When you are at a party and its hot as hell and there is no space to move and the biggest people come tryin to squeeze thru the lil crack of space infront or behind you gettin they sweat all over u ..... you be like DAMN"

~You go to your hairdresser and ask her to trim your ends and she goes crazy and damn near chops all your hair off and you can only sit and watch because she done cut one part so short there is nothing else to do but sit and watch her make the whole thing even....DAMN"

~When ur driving to Spring Break and the car breaks down in rural ass Georgia. Then they take you to a garage with 6 old white men and as soon as you see the confederate flag hangin on the wall, they close the door behind you................DAMN"

~and some strange girl throws up all over your car........DAMN

~Anytime you want something, that you can't have... Damn..:-[

i love pineapple & find the sentiment ridiculous

Was this a group on Facebook once, because I wanted to join so I tried searching for it and was like...

haha, i was looking for this thread a while ago

elmo's 'hold that fucking 'a' key down, man' hypothesis is still a great piece of modern thinking

louis will you do a spoken-word performance of this, I will use it as the basis for a chart-hop serialist tone poem

the dead youtube link upthread was a link to sadat's "funk dat"

instead of having it set for the AM time you had it set for the PM time

^^ this phrase alone has altered my inner monologue quite a bit since I started this thread

damn

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When the bitch turns out to be a dude, I be like...damn!

I love how guys say this so often it makes it sound like this is happening to them every fucking week when they go out.

Jayson Ryan Geland wrote
at 00:52 on 17 January 2009
When you catch the girl you reeeeeally like drinking outta the toilet...I was like DAMN!!!

^^^voice of a generation

When girl you reeeealy like is actually a border collie

So I stand up over the partition and say to the sales manager across from me "is this how the new order forms are going to look from now on because I'm sorry, this is a bit piss. I cant understand what I'm ordering"

Manager says blankly "well its a good thing [boss] had just walked away because actually that was his idea".

....DAYUM. :/

When girl you reeeealy like is actually a border collie

^
before i saw who posted this i was like, "which schmuck posted that abortion?"

then i saw who i was and i be like...damn

LOL :)

Ive also just noticed your screen name HAHAHA is that from what I said? Awesome.

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@ 3:25 Look how Lacey disses my boy @ first, been then when she see his face on XXL magazine she chase him down & start givin him play. That shit is so fuckin true & I hate that shit, why females gotta be that way?? Damn, that's what make brothas hate their ass!!! Anyway, I guess like they say "Don't hate the playa, Hate the game..." But still, Damn!!!

i be like... hmmm

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dang

When you typin up ya paper n shit and then iss just like BEEP BA LOOP BLOOP BLEEP BEEP and iss just GONE, and you be like........ hunh?

damnnnn

~When the person you're swerving with (aka making out with) starts kissing your stomach...and you're about to get some oral sex...but they stop at the top of "your love below"...you be like DAMN!!~When the person you're swerving with (aka making out with) starts kissing your stomach...~When the person you're swerving with (aka making out with) starts kissing your stomach...and you're about to get some oral sex...but they stop at the top of "your love below".....you be like DAMN!! ..you be like DAMN!! ..you be like DAMN!!

ENSONIQ EPS16+
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I do Rap/Hip-Hop Production, so if you dont, this Post might not help you very much.

This product will be pretty hard to get used to if you are not used to the Ensoniq's sequencer. If you have the Manual, this product will take a lot of usage to understand. Once you understand the way to operate it, its very easy to work with. You start to memorize shortcuts to certain features and after about 2 months using it, other people whove never used it before are lookin at you like: Damn. He knows exactly what he's doin.

I rate this 6 without a manual for ease of use.
I rate it 8 if you have the manual for ease of use.