Date: July 1st, 2009 3:27 PMAuthor: gluten
i met this girl at whole foods. i was by the bakery case and saw this really cute little hipster girl, so i went up and got in line behind her. she ordered some gluten-free pastry, and i used it to talk to her. she has celiac(?) disease, the gluten allergy. i said i did too, and ordered one as well, and bought hers. it was one of the worst things i've ever eaten btw. we chill and eat gross pastries.
so i end up calling her that weekend, we go out...now we're dating exclusively. only problem is i have to keep up this bullshit gluten allergy facade. special bread, special everything. no beer. it SUCKS.
i really like her, but i also want to eat like a normal human being. what the fuck should i do.
― Garri$on Kilo (Hurting 2), Friday, 3 July 2009 21:21 (fourteen years ago) link
^_^
― a poppy seed NAGL (J0rdan S.), Friday, 3 July 2009 21:31 (fourteen years ago) link
Date: July 2nd, 2009 3:56 PMAuthor: Doc Lewis (I buy my pink dress shirts ONLY at Broseph A Bank)
If you think you have to break up with her PLEASE diarrhea all over the carpet first. You totally have an out on this one.
Date: July 3rd, 2009 4:39 PMAuthor: gluten
i will do that
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http://www.jacatu.de/index.php?page=Thread&threadID=7850
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