Fuck tha police

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Man the fucking pigs took my weed and then he smoked it right in frount of me and then blew smoke in my face i would of hit him but i was in cuffs then he brought me down town and said he found me smoking the weed but i was not but i smelt like it since he blew the smoke in my face AND they put a good man i jail for NOTHING so please help this man his name is Mumia just go to freemumia.org please help this INNOCENT man freemumia.com

call me animal, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

two months pass...
fuckin police faggots. the fuckin suck ass. thoze pieces of shit. fuckin suck. dammmit. let us be who we are and smoke and enjoy a natural herbal plant. thoze fuckers r not letting us do whats right. sumtimes. take our fuckin rights away. goddammit. fuckin a. LEGALIZE WEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hahaha, Tuesday, 5 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

ali g - welcome to da board, 4 real...res...resp....aye~!

goeff, Tuesday, 5 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

"against a wall, hands on throat, proper strangling) until he was unconscious. Not sure that particular method of restraint is in the training manual."
As far as I know it is. Had to ref too many games in the mens league involving the local cops. They play on pure intimidation. Hit their keeper and your as good as gone. And the reason I think that was the strangle hold they are taught as I saw one of them lift an offending striker by the neck against the post. He was kicked out for the rest of the year for that stunt. Not a cop fan when it comes to football.

Mr Noodles, Wednesday, 6 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

My friend has a quote about the police that goes: "FUCK ALL OF THOSE MUTHAFUCKAS. I will murder their families."... I haven't had any terrible terrible run ins, but they are locking this friend of mine up, so I am losing him for a year or something. For that, I am a bit upset.

Honda, Wednesday, 6 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I have been accused by cops of anal sodomy and glue-sniffing

anal sodomy?? i thought it wa by definition anal

, Wednesday, 6 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

i'm walking the streets with four felonies. piggies were never a friend and never will be. whenever i pass someone getting pulled over i secretly hope that the person just blasts the bastard in the head with a shotgun, but i've yet to see that happen. oh well. such is life.

progress, Wednesday, 6 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

sodomy in days of old was sticking it anywhere apart from the vagina.

goeff, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

three months pass...
fuckin 5-0 killed 2 of my best ppl and caught me smokin tha chronic 7 times..FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK TTTTTTHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAA PPPPPOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLIIIIICCCCCEEEEE

jason carson, Friday, 10 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

one year passes...
Yeah Fuck them. Pigs is on my case. I have no record so there's no reason for it. But they are harassing me. It's a snooty suburb in northeast US and they have nothing better to do. In the past it was small like pulling over my car for little nothings, like having a burnt out bulb over my back plate- sometimes twice in the same trip. Also, extra-hard enforcement of piddling little town by-laws around my house that most people ignore, like parking on grass. But this week they have been really nasty. I got pulled over while walking because "it's 1 am and you look suspicious because you're wearing a backpack." Then tonight, I got pulled over on a BIKE and got 3 tickets for "no headlight, bad brakes, and wrong side of the road" even though it was a BLOCK from my house and no cars on the road. Now I know the town judge will do whatever the cops ask, so no help there. Mystical oracles of Ilx, is there anywhere else I could look to appeal about being harassed and to have tickets thrown out?

sucka (sucka), Saturday, 27 December 2003 08:16 (twenty years ago) link

are you a person of color sucka?

Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Saturday, 27 December 2003 11:06 (twenty years ago) link

wow sucka, i thought i was the only person to ever get pulled over while riding a bike !

kephm, Saturday, 27 December 2003 16:50 (twenty years ago) link

I'm not Sam. There are hardly any minorities around for them to pick on so they pick on people who don't live or look wealthy instead. Giveaways: questions like "do you have a job, do you sniff glue," comments about my hosue.

Hey Kephm, what happened did they ticket you?

sucka (sucka), Saturday, 27 December 2003 19:18 (twenty years ago) link

hoUSe

sucka (sucka), Saturday, 27 December 2003 19:19 (twenty years ago) link

last night me and the posse rolled into a parking lot to smoke up when this pick-up truck rolled in after us. We sat for awhile, assuming the driver lived in one of the apartments. Instead the guy sat there forever, than stepped out and glowered at our car. It was a pig. After rolling down the window to claim ignorance about the illegality of our parking, we bolted. Once we found a more secluded area and got wasted I was fine, but my pals became even MORE paranoid. Fucking pigs. Since all the students are out of town they've totally got nothing better to do than harass some harmless, mellow townies.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 27 December 2003 19:28 (twenty years ago) link

That sucks, sucka. When my former boyfriend had a mohawk he would always get harrassed by cops. My brother as been pulled over slammed on the ground, cuffed etc for doing nothing but driving through the suburbs listening to rap music. And having brown skin.

Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Sunday, 28 December 2003 00:06 (twenty years ago) link

That sucks more! I haven't been slammed, strangled or given the Anal Sodomy. I did get yanked off my bike and hustled down but at least I disobeyed their fascist pig orders first. They told me to walk, but I rode off instead, (what the fuck, it's my transportation) so they had themselves a little hillbilly car-bike chase.

After looking around for someont to complain to I found this thingy called "citizen review board" to call up Monday for some probably useless advice.

Anthony, don't inject weed, drugs are bad mmkay?

sucka (sucka), Sunday, 28 December 2003 00:48 (twenty years ago) link

I am always disappointed when I check threads that say "F the Po-Po"...

I mean SOME of us are just looking for some nookie.

When will I lurn!!!!!!!

BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Sunday, 28 December 2003 04:56 (twenty years ago) link

Time with my girl I spent it well
I had to be strong for my woman
(You must be joking, O man you must be joking)
She needed to be protected

The good life was so elusive
Handouts, they got me down
I had to regain my self-respect
So I got into camouflage

The girls they love to see you shoot

I love a man in a uniform

To have ambitions was my ambition
But I had nothing to show for my dreams
Time with my girl I spent it well
(You must be joking, O man you must be joking)

The girls they love to see you shoot

I love a man in a uniform

I need an order
(Shoot, shoot)
I need an order
(Shoot, shoot)

The girls they love to see you shoot
The girls they love to see you shoot

I love a man in a uniform
I love a man in a uniform
(They love to see you shoot)
I love a man in a uniform

The girls they love to see you shoot
I love a man in a uniform
(They love to see you shoot)

The girls they love to see you shoot
(Bang bang you're dead)
I love a man in a uniform
(They love a... they love a... they love a... bang bang)
(They love to see you shoot)

The girls they love to see you shoot
(Bang bang you're dead)
I love a man in a uniform
(They love a... they love a... they love a... bang bang)
(They love to see you shoot)

The girls they love to see you shoot
(Bang bang you're dead)
(They love a... they love a... they love a...)
(I love a man in a uniform)

sucka (sucka), Sunday, 28 December 2003 05:19 (twenty years ago) link

why did i think the above would be an ally post?

Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Sunday, 28 December 2003 14:16 (twenty years ago) link

five months pass...
Officers Placed On Admin. Duty After Taser Gun Incident

Louise Jones said it happened after she pulled up to her house near 50th and Euclid and saw a police car. She honked, and an officer got out of the vehicle.

"He said he could give me a citation ticket for honking my horn. I said it was an accident. It's not like I laid on the horn; I honked, right in front of my house," Jones said.

Jones said the officer went to a call at another home, then returned to her house to give her a ticket for honking.

"He grabbed me and I jerked away from him, and he said, 'You assaulted me,'" Jones recalled.

Police said Jones wouldn't cooperate and hit the officer. That's when the officer pulled his Taser gun and shocked her, Pitman reported.

"I hollered and screamed because I thought it was a gun," she said.

Jones' husband, Fred, heard the commotion in his home of 40 years and confronted the officer. The husband and wife were both arrested and jailed. Jones was cited for misuse of a horn on a city street, and her husband was ticketed for interfering with an officer.

Police Capt. Rich Lockhart said it is the policy of the Kansas City Police Department "to use the Taser (gun) when someone is being passively resistant, refusing to obey verbal commands.

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 03:51 (nineteen years ago) link

kc is pretty fucked up.

g--ff (gcannon), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 04:41 (nineteen years ago) link

three years pass...

Any thread about this:

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=62902&in_page_id=34

Colonel Poo, Saturday, 25 August 2007 02:13 (sixteen years ago) link

That's fucked up. I don't like the look of you so you're banned from this area for 2 days!

Colonel Poo, Saturday, 25 August 2007 02:13 (sixteen years ago) link

Fucking terrible idea, there needs to be more checks on the police.

ogmor, Saturday, 25 August 2007 02:32 (sixteen years ago) link

the 1994 criminal justice bill made it an offence in the UK to even just look like you were headed in the direction of a rave (with the infamous elaboration that a rave could be typified by music with "repetitive beats") -- that and this would both certainly be unconstitutional in the US. ianal etc.

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 25 August 2007 02:37 (sixteen years ago) link

Yeah that's what Mrs Poo said, but before she got too USA! USA! I pointed out people were still getting arrested for consensual gay sex in Texas like 3 years ago or whatever ;)

Colonel Poo, Saturday, 25 August 2007 02:41 (sixteen years ago) link

four months pass...

are you a person of color sucka?

-- Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Saturday, December 27, 2003 6:06 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 19:14 (sixteen years ago) link

whatever happened to sterling clover?

omar little, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 19:23 (sixteen years ago) link

i met him a couple months ago when he was in ATL for some kinda marxist shit - good dude!

and what, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 19:23 (sixteen years ago) link

: D

omar little, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 19:25 (sixteen years ago) link

anyway, merry christmas

omar little, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 19:26 (sixteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

HI DERE. and btw, on mumia.

s.clover, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 21:08 (sixteen years ago) link

HI DERE!

HI DERE, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 21:10 (sixteen years ago) link

two months pass...

Yeah! F--k Tha Police.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 2 April 2008 19:17 (sixteen years ago) link

KILL A FAG COP FOR JESUS!

what the shit

HI DERE, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 19:19 (sixteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Shocked, I tellz ya!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7367198.stm

StanM, Friday, 25 April 2008 14:35 (sixteen years ago) link

"Shoot 'em all you want, we gots your back."

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Friday, 25 April 2008 14:51 (sixteen years ago) link

Police Officially Allowed to Kill People Who Frighten Them
"Try to Avoid Alarming Police," Suggest Jerkwads

nabisco, Friday, 25 April 2008 15:37 (sixteen years ago) link

this is pretty disgusting

deej, Friday, 25 April 2008 16:27 (sixteen years ago) link

acquitted of ALL charges. what's going on here?

carne asada, Friday, 25 April 2008 16:31 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.stephentaylor.ca/archives/Mike-Myers-wtf.jpg

James Mitchell, Friday, 25 April 2008 16:33 (sixteen years ago) link

acquitted of ALL charges.

Not even, you know, killing an unarmed man with FIFTY bullets?

StanM, Friday, 25 April 2008 16:45 (sixteen years ago) link

when you kill an unarmed man the number of bullets used seems a bit of a moot point tbh

El Tomboto, Friday, 25 April 2008 16:51 (sixteen years ago) link

this is your judge though, it's all on him:

http://www.sglawny.com/CM/Articles/Profile-Hon-Arthur-J-Cooperman.asp

El Tomboto, Friday, 25 April 2008 16:53 (sixteen years ago) link

opting for the bench trial worked out well pretty well for the defense in this case.

carne asada, Friday, 25 April 2008 16:56 (sixteen years ago) link

"I yelled 'Gun!' and fired," he said. "In my mind, I knew (Guzman) had a gun."

bnw, Friday, 25 April 2008 16:58 (sixteen years ago) link

really despicable

J0rdan S., Friday, 25 April 2008 17:13 (sixteen years ago) link

unbelievable.

ENBB, Friday, 25 April 2008 17:42 (sixteen years ago) link

wait - sadly this verdict is totally fucking believable.

ENBB, Friday, 25 April 2008 17:43 (sixteen years ago) link

Big man, big balls

Sacco, Vanzetti, Passantino... (Tom D.), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 18:32 (fifteen years ago) link

^^^quality police work

Pre-Beatles Yoko Ono (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 18:40 (fifteen years ago) link

Job's a good'ne!

not_goodwin, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 18:44 (fifteen years ago) link

Wowzers.

krakow, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:49 (fifteen years ago) link

did he really have to do the bitchslap?

Pre-Beatles Yoko Ono (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:50 (fifteen years ago) link

Jesus. I'm starting to be more and more grateful for YouTube if it truly is effective in exposing this type of shit.

display names have been changed to protect the innocent (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:55 (fifteen years ago) link

i did NOT roll through that stop sign i swear

wassup rockers? (M@tt He1ges0n), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:58 (fifteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

DUDES WATCH THIS!!!

Domm P))) (M@tt He1ges0n), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 15:51 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

this clip is pretty nuts

http://blog.al.com/spotnews/2009/05/five_birmingham_police_officer.html

ˈɒksnɑrd (jeff), Wednesday, 20 May 2009 17:41 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

fuckin 5-0 killed 2 of my best ppl and caught me smokin tha chronic 7 times..FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK TTTTTTHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAA PPPPPOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLIIIIICCCCCEEEEE

― jason carson

velko, Tuesday, 7 July 2009 21:01 (fourteen years ago) link

six months pass...

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/01/24/nyregion/24serpico.html?pagewanted=all

Couldn't think of a better thread for this insanely awesome SERPICO story.

Simon H., Sunday, 24 January 2010 21:34 (fourteen years ago) link

six months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_61s62WKVio

Apparently even Swedish cops can't resist the hypnotic beats of The Knife.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 13:18 (thirteen years ago) link

nine years pass...

Looking again at the Guardian list of (overwhelmingly left and environmental) political groups the cops have infiltrated - the ones we know about - this one really stands out https://t.co/MW4FvYPbNG pic.twitter.com/LmwVx6l1JP

— Dan Hancox (@danhancox) March 6, 2020

all cops are fascists

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Friday, 6 March 2020 10:31 (four years ago) link

... oops, singing off the same hymn sheet there.

Load up your rubber wallets (Tom D.), Friday, 6 March 2020 13:24 (four years ago) link

eight months pass...

cops do a lot of standing around don't they?

these fuckers have been across the street, just standing around for almost an hour, blabbing about god knows what, putting on a big-dick show. god i hate them.

the reason they are there is because someone had a medical emergency and was carried out on a stretcher by the emts, who did their job in fifteen minutes and then left.

not the cops though! they can never just leave.

fuck the police and fuck anyone who supports current levels of police involvement in regular community service situations like medical emergencies, and everything else as well.

ugh now two neighbors have approached and they're having a pow-wow. GTFO!

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Monday, 9 November 2020 22:49 (three years ago) link

one other thing, one of these pos has left his truck idling the whole time. THANKS A LOT FOR THE CLEAN AIR ASSHOLE.

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Monday, 9 November 2020 22:50 (three years ago) link


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