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i masturbated to the 'slave 4 u' video on the day that it premiered. and the other one, too. the one where she's in red leather and she goes to mars and stuff. that one was definitely harder to work with than 'slave 4 u.' i probably masturbated to the schoolgirl outfit once, too. i can't remember.

it's always at times when you really need to do it and you're just sitting in front of the tv. so you unzip your pants and get all ready and since you're sitting in front of the tv you might as well watch something. so, you check out muchmusic first, then muchmoremusic, then cmt, then bet, then edge, then muchvibe. you've got to see what's good. but, if there was a mariah carey video on muchmusic i'd just go for it right there. but if there was just a pink video i'd keep going. there's even a very good shania twain video, the one where she's got that black suit thing on and the hat and he breasts are all pushed up. muchvibe and bet have good stuff most of the time, too. but it's usually muchmusic, actually.

we'll have to see what happens with this one. i masturbated to the 'lady marmalade' video at least three times but i was mainly focusing on mya, i think.

― dk, Wednesday, 2 October 2002 16:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

does anyone else want to say it or should i?

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 2 October 2002 16:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

alright then:

best post ever.

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 2 October 2002 16:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

beat me to it, mark

ba-dum

― g.cannon (gcannon), Wednesday, 2 October 2002 16:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

How DIRRTY.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 2 October 2002 16:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

ewwww

― rentboy (rentboy), Wednesday, 2 October 2002 16:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

dk 0WNZ

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 2 October 2002 16:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

This video is the greatest thing to hit the air since "Rock DJ" by Robbie Williams.

Fuck no, having seen those clips now. She looks like she has anoxeria and that ain't silly or sexy. Eurgh.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 2 October 2002 20:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

Okay, Ned? She's small, but she isn't that small.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 2 October 2002 20:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

The lighting is hardly helping matters...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 2 October 2002 20:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

The mud is, though!</dirty old lech>

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 2 October 2002 20:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oh dear. Some things are eternally Dan. ;-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 2 October 2002 20:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

Just saw the vid in question last night and...ummmm....GAWRSH! If she had been intending to make me feel (more like) a lecherous old man (than I already do), kudos to the moppett! However, on closer examination, it just seems like it's a highly choreographed act of one-upsmanship against Brittney's "Slave 4 U" (which looks like an Amy Grant video by comparison). The only images that popped into my head (apart from the lurid ones) were of Christina's mother weeping heartily and her grandparents having blockbusting heart-attacks. Thanksgiving dinner at the Aguillera household will certainly never be the same.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 3 October 2002 13:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oh, and as for the "song" itself? It's so grossly overshadowed by the accompanying visuals that I probably wouldn't be able to pick it out if you played it for me. Absolutely devoid of distinction and/or merit....to me, anyway. Did those Neptune Nerd fellas produce this too?

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 3 October 2002 13:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

The only images that popped into my head (apart from the lurid ones) were of Christina's mother weeping heartily and her grandparents having blockbusting heart-attacks. Thanksgiving dinner at the Aguillera household will certainly never be the same.

I hate to sound like a broken record, but this is yet another reason why I love this video so much.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 3 October 2002 13:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

I bet her mother manages her career (or has some part in this) and that her grandparents will 'understand'.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Thursday, 3 October 2002 14:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

Her mother did help manage her career at one point, but I think she was envisioning "successful balladeer" for her daughter rather than "skanky pit-fighting melismaniac".

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 3 October 2002 14:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

well in that case watch for the 'I'm disgusted at her'-type ''story''.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Thursday, 3 October 2002 14:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

(I am inordinately pleased with my self for the phrase "skanky pit-fighting melismaniac". I will probably be more insufferable than usual for a little while until the glow wears off.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 3 October 2002 14:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

(no one will really be able to tell the difference.)

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 3 October 2002 14:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

(*sob*)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 3 October 2002 14:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

Now look what you've done, you've made Dan cry.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 3 October 2002 14:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

ned he was obviously calling me a son of a bitch

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 3 October 2002 14:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

Damn, caught out there.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 3 October 2002 14:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 3 October 2002 14:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

(now sobs in turn)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 3 October 2002 14:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

don't FITE. it's only pop music after all...

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Thursday, 3 October 2002 14:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

"it's only pop music after all... "

Really? Looks more like soft-core porn to me (.......and I'm all for it!)

― Alex soon-to-be-in-Hell (vassifer), Thursday, 3 October 2002 16:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oh my god, that is utterly fantastic, the boxing bit especially. Goes down a little after Redman's verse, but saved by plushies.

The song is brilliant too. I wasn't sure until Scott Mills told me so, but I am now.

― Graham (graham), Thursday, 3 October 2002 20:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

Okay maybe I am dense but it just hit me what the song actually is about. "It's about time for my arrival" -- i.e. she's about to come. She's begging her partner to "hit the spot" to send her over.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 4 October 2002 18:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

Maybe the vid would be better if she wasn't UGLY AS SIN.

― Clarke B., Friday, 4 October 2002 19:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

(emphasis on SIN)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 4 October 2002 19:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

SHE LOOKS LIKE A MAN.

― Andrew (enneff), Saturday, 5 October 2002 09:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

DIE FOUL BEAST.

― Andrew (enneff), Saturday, 5 October 2002 09:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

I feel Frank26 shd save us all from ourselves by pointing us to places where genuine intelligence and non-laziness is going on.

(It is weird that jess brings out the stupidity in his hatas, some of whom are perfectly smart and interesting people otherwise.)

― mark s (mark s), Saturday, 5 October 2002 09:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

(we can smell our own, mark.)

― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 5 October 2002 12:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

dr vick has a word for it, jess: she does it and i do it, and i believe you do too => cruising

(haha she also said that a cat playing with a wounded mouse wz sexual) (in fact it is part of the same phenom)

― mark s (mark s), Saturday, 5 October 2002 12:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

haha dr. vick scares me a little more everyday mark.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 5 October 2002 12:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

you love it you slag (well i do) (me slag)

― mark s (mark s), Saturday, 5 October 2002 12:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

i love everything.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 5 October 2002 12:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

haha that was post 100!! who says this thread is not "intelligent"? -> it is a perfect marriage of form and function!!

― mark s (mark s), Saturday, 5 October 2002 12:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

yrs wz 101 jess! as in jess 101!

― DO YOU SEE!! (mark s), Saturday, 5 October 2002 12:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

What a depressingly self-congratulatory thread.

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Saturday, 5 October 2002 12:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

you do it too jerry

― mark s (mark s), Saturday, 5 October 2002 13:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

this thread is making me really sad.

― di smith (lucylurex), Saturday, 5 October 2002 23:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

Bye, Jerry.

― the pinefox, Tuesday, 8 October 2002 18:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

three months pass...

― mojfc fhuu aco, Saturday, 25 January 2003 21:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

Now for a look from the perspective of time...

...Will this win any MTV Video awards?

― jm (jtm), Saturday, 25 January 2003 23:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

what a depressingly self congratulatory thread

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH. Ahem.

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 26 January 2003 15:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

two years pass...

I just went bowling in DC last night and the girrls in the alley across from us, uh, really loved this song. I think it's safe to say that the impact of the video has been quite clear.

― Naive Teen Idol (Naive Teen Idol), Thursday, 15 December 2005 15:30 (eighteen years ago) link

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