RUMPIE WORKS IN MY OFFICE
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080)(gr8080)♪☺♫☻ (velko), Sunday, 7 June 2009 06:32 (seventeen years ago)
Date: July 1st, 2009 3:27 PMAuthor: gluten
i met this girl at whole foods. i was by the bakery case and saw this really cute little hipster girl, so i went up and got in line behind her. she ordered some gluten-free pastry, and i used it to talk to her. she has celiac(?) disease, the gluten allergy. i said i did too, and ordered one as well, and bought hers. it was one of the worst things i've ever eaten btw. we chill and eat gross pastries.
so i end up calling her that weekend, we go out...now we're dating exclusively. only problem is i have to keep up this bullshit gluten allergy facade. special bread, special everything. no beer. it SUCKS.
i really like her, but i also want to eat like a normal human being. what the fuck should i do.
― Garri$on Kilo (Hurting 2), Friday, 3 July 2009 21:21 (sixteen years ago)
^_^
― a poppy seed NAGL (J0rdan S.), Friday, 3 July 2009 21:31 (sixteen years ago)
Date: July 2nd, 2009 3:56 PMAuthor: Doc Lewis (I buy my pink dress shirts ONLY at Broseph A Bank)
If you think you have to break up with her PLEASE diarrhea all over the carpet first. You totally have an out on this one.
Date: July 3rd, 2009 4:39 PMAuthor: gluten
i will do that
― unregistered, Friday, 3 July 2009 23:56 (sixteen years ago)
try and genuinely frighten/scare me with a conspiracy theory
― avuenjo, Tuesday, 28 July 2009 22:48 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.jacatu.de/index.php?page=Thread&threadID=7850
^^^ vital reading imo
― she looked like blanka from sfII but chubbier (Lamp), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 23:52 (sixteen years ago)
god save our gracious fucking queen
― the hubby space veggiescope (country matters), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 00:00 (sixteen years ago)
sweet christ divine
― Bobkate Goldtwat (darraghmac), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 00:07 (sixteen years ago)
ha, english people are ugly and fat!swedish people are bucksome and beautiful.
― clouds taste metallica (jdchurchill), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 00:16 (sixteen years ago)
lolsome and true
― Echt jetzt? COOL Ich bin berühmt als Threadstarter ;) (Lamp), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 00:31 (sixteen years ago)
ILX users and the musicians/bands we associate with them
― velko, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 01:22 (sixteen years ago)
I am drunk
― jergins, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 18:48 (sixteen years ago)
I would join the army if it didn't mean giving up the most prime years of my life where I should be macing on babes
― CaptainLorax, Wednesday, September 9, 2009 2:18 PM
well eventually it will become no sex with young chicks... the point is I cant find a job
― CaptainLorax, Wednesday, September 9, 2009 2:28 PM
― jergins, Thursday, 10 September 2009 02:57 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.computerweekly.com/blogs/the-data-trust-blog/body-laptop-interface-lorax.jpg
― velko, Thursday, 10 September 2009 03:00 (sixteen years ago)
woah woah woah woah
― bamcquern, Thursday, 10 September 2009 04:00 (sixteen years ago)
ugh lorax
― harbl, Thursday, 10 September 2009 11:11 (sixteen years ago)
Sex - Blood - Etiquette
― velko, Sunday, 27 September 2009 10:18 (sixteen years ago)
XD what a charming young man
― should probably be practising shorthand (country matters), Sunday, 27 September 2009 10:23 (sixteen years ago)
Strange Tales of Hassidic Jews
― velko, Saturday, 3 October 2009 17:30 (sixteen years ago)
lol @ ass eater johnson
― broski dawg (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 19 November 2009 18:20 (sixteen years ago)
uh oh i'm having a fantasy Ethical issues in journalism
― 102. LJ: British. 5. (acoleuthic), Friday, 11 December 2009 01:20 (sixteen years ago)
Why is it that bands aren't as political reactionary anymore as in the sixties and seventies. Also, why is it that since the late 80s no new (big) music styles have surfaced and also why is it that
― velko, Friday, 15 January 2010 05:20 (sixteen years ago)
deviriginized
― velko, Friday, 15 January 2010 05:21 (sixteen years ago)
garu g?
― tehresa, Friday, 15 January 2010 05:22 (sixteen years ago)
Making References To Things When You Are 99% Sure People Have Never Heard Of It - C/D
― velko, Friday, 15 January 2010 05:23 (sixteen years ago)
This is like a Comedy Script. Is it not poo?
― ♖♕♖ (am0n), Friday, 15 January 2010 21:21 (sixteen years ago)
ok to see bra?
― velko, Saturday, 30 January 2010 23:38 (sixteen years ago)
Wacky Packages
― velko, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 07:06 (sixteen years ago)
Grey Hair: To Dye Or Not To Dye?
― i know who the sockpuppet master of ilx is (velko), Thursday, 18 February 2010 17:41 (sixteen years ago)
the video for "dirrty": classic or CLASSIC
― carne asada, Thursday, 18 February 2010 19:59 (sixteen years ago)
hi
― mojfc fhuu aco, Saturday, January 25, 2003 4:09 PM
― am0n, Thursday, 18 February 2010 20:01 (sixteen years ago)
internet
― am0n, Thursday, February 18, 2010 1:18 PM (1 hour ago)
― this is awful I want Togo home (harbl), Thursday, 18 February 2010 20:05 (sixteen years ago)
Catherine McKinnon: classic or dud?
― velko, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 22:06 (sixteen years ago)
baganjaGuestPosts: n/aDude im so fucking high right now i just smoked a gram blunt of some fire fire... but any ways dude... fill up your mouth and then inhale air and repeat if you can... Im one of those people who for no reason can hit really hard so i do it untill i run out of breath (not recomended) omg im so high
― stfü (crüt), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 20:55 (fifteen years ago)
POO TEH GIRLS OF SAVED BY THE BELL: WHO'D YOU HUMP?
― ¯\⎝⏠___⏠⎠/¯ (gr8080), Thursday, 15 July 2010 03:06 (fifteen years ago)
I would like to watch a (foriegn? indie?) film.
― casual gawker.com link (buzza), Sunday, 22 August 2010 05:41 (fifteen years ago)
We need ILX beefcake
― am0n, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 01:05 (fifteen years ago)
Did you really think the good times were going to end?
― kiwi, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 01:10 (fifteen years ago)
When in Rome, ask directions
― tickle me lmao (unregistered), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 03:37 (fifteen years ago)
Fuck tha police
― tickle me lmao (unregistered), Friday, 15 October 2010 00:03 (fifteen years ago)
he
― am0n, Friday, 15 October 2010 06:43 (fifteen years ago)
An open letter to ILX & mods re: an alternative to the current system
― con suelo, Monday, 22 November 2010 00:26 (fifteen years ago)
Tokyo - 7th-13th feb, hit me up with clubs, gigs and stuff
― System (☆), Friday, 17 December 2010 10:42 (fifteen years ago)
curvy colombian transvestites
― u aint messin w/ my dengue (gr8080), Friday, 17 December 2010 17:38 (fifteen years ago)
considering a cat
― smexy fishy hawt joey martin (acoleuthic), Monday, 20 December 2010 02:42 (fifteen years ago)
don't fuck with me
― ☆, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 02:40 (fifteen years ago)
― i probably busted a nut when i was tossing her cookie salad (unregistered), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 17:33 (fifteen years ago)
"if you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she's sexy in both. She's got double D's! You can't cover those suckers up!"
― uncle twikkelingssteurnissen (unregistered), Saturday, 19 February 2011 00:37 (fifteen years ago)
Lindsey Buckingham's "Holiday Road" is the most bestest song of all time.
― velko, Tuesday, 26 July 2011 07:50 (fourteen years ago)
SANDBOX RIP
― buzza, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 07:14 (fourteen years ago)