ILX Milk Carton

It's been about a week, an eternity in ILX time. Hope there is nothing amiss with her nor anyone else who's been "missing."

her last few posts sounded kinda down and then nothing.

i'm worried about someone i've never met and have never even emailed. odd feeling.

andy

(This is the creepiest thing I've ever posted on ILX I think!)

And the original Miss Laura as well.

Preview of the Matrix 12, whither?

thread of missing fader blog links

pc user

andy @ grasshopper dot org

Chicago Kevin

fuck :(

I think he took a break and realized he was happy enough without ILX. You should email him, though.

you can call yourself chicago kevin, but i call you LOLBOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-- Confounded, Wednesday, May 30, 2007 9:26 PM

we all have our "chicago kevin"!

― omar little, Monday, February 25, 2008 4:36 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

what happened to that public school english guy who jerked off a dyson or whatever?

he now posts as ilx user ned ragget

jokes that never get old

100% non sarcastic

heavens! *runs away with vacuum cleaner*

l0u1s jagg3r's Heavens!

Abbott?

was just wondering that myself

Whatever happened to Kerm or Chicago Kevin?

kerm just posted on 77 a few minutes ago

yea where is abbott? she hasn't been on AIM either, i don't think

Pretty sure I saw her logged into Gmail a few days ago.

(we may need an ilx stalker thread at this rate.)

chicago kevin is fine afaik, he posts updates on facebook all the time, think he just gave up ilx

lol, he ignored my Facebook friend request

surprising.

Yeah, not really, it's only funny b/c he's friends with practically every other Chicago ILXor.

I can't find my glasses.
Oh. They were on top of my head. Ha Ha.
Oops. Now I can't find my keys.
Oh. That's right. I gave them to Abbott.
She must be around here somewhere.
Except I can't find my glasses.

Anyone here seen Abbott?

She WAS on gmail earlier today. I think maybe she thinks we suck.

Uh guys the reason I haven't been around is really silly. The reason is I got addicted to knitting. You can't type while doing that. OTOH hundreds of rows of garter stitch on the Doctor Who scarf right now – I miss you guys.

<3

!

Abbott, dude, you gotta practice harder! I read 'n' knit simultaneously. I knitted this hat while reading Dr Jekyll & Mr Hyde:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3617/3360380519_c7edac993d_m.jpg

Hey, knitting is the new clubbing, after all (if Shimura Curves are to be believed)

(Also, that is an awesome hat. Do you want to make me one? Well, when I get a job, and I can pay you for it!)

Pay? No need. Very easy to make. If you like I can just knit you one. If you like this yarn, I think I can make one in a week or two. Let me me know (email me). :-)

I think it only costs me about 4 euro or even less to make it, so why bother asking money? I'm happy that people love wearing my knitted things. My friend, who's VERY critical, is so attached to the hat I made for her. And Ophelia was shouting compliments all the way to school while wearing this hat. hah

Aaahhh, you are so awesome. Sending email now!

do include size of head. is it "normal" sized or big like mine? i'll probably start tonight. :-)

How do I measure the size of my head? I have a tape measure somewhere.

I want a big, floppy hat, so big is probably better. :-D

Y'know, I'll just knit you one and if you don't like it, you can return it. Keep in mind that it looks floppy in that pic, but it just sits tightly on her head. It's a "basic hat". :-)
You like this yarn? Anyway if you don't like it, just, well, return or toss it away. :-)

I keep misreading this as "you like this yam?"

i guess gr8080 left purposely and for a reason, since he had a 'goodbye' thread and everything, but i don't know why that is and it's a shame, missing him on the boards.

ABBOTT :)

yeah what's up with gradester? i never take goodbye threads seriously

that whole knitting interaction was really happy, imo

Haha Stevie I can read/go to lecture/watch TV and knit – typing replies while knitting is the art I have yet to master. (Can you do the 'one color in each hand' Fairisle thing?)

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2404/2234301064_02f3511a9c.jpg

How to type with your nose

lolz

(Can you do the 'one color in each hand' Fairisle thing?)

I could - I learned it in class - but I don't give a shit about Fair Isle really. Nor Intarsia. I already have a hard time with cables 'n' shit. :-) I also quit my class. Fuck'em.

pretty sure grady and roxy broke up and now grady doesnt feel comfortable posting on ilx anymore

He'll be back on ILNFL before you know it.

Uh guys the reason I haven't been around is really silly. The reason is I got addicted to knitting.

Hee hee, I was about to post that I saw Abbott on a knitting website.

hi2zoe ^_^

xpost Ravelry ILX subforum! It's very quiet over there, most probably cause I put that one up. haha

what happened to dee the lurker?

i assumed dee was lurking

Sean Carruthers hasn't been around, has he? I just saw this and thought "hey, I know that name"

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8osvf_episode-158-the-411-on-windows-7_school

:-)

I've seen Sean pop up very occasionally. Rob Bolton too. But not very often.

Stewart Osbourne?

Not sure I spelled his last name right, soz.

Where's Surm been?

libcrypt?

I miss Bimble :(

jesse?

libcrypt might still be stuck in richmond, trying to get his car back. that place is a crack den.

Jesse still posts on the Chicago thread, not as much elsewhere.

dell?

Pleasant Plains?

Dude, he and his wife just had a BABY. Sure that they are pretty busy. :-)

This is true but its also true PP doesn't post here anymore.

:(

Was it something we said? :-(

Andrew Farr3ll?
The Australian Andrew?
Dee the Lurker?
Kate from Australia, aka Ipsofacto?

They were cool posters, I wonder what they're doing these days?

kate popped in to the mongrels thread a few weeks ago to say hi

where the fuck is Kerm

Kerm i miss u, and ur never online anymore either, u were always just there

:(

Andrew F is around places, just not here. I saw him in real life in the summer.

i saw dee the lurker post on ilm last week. I forget which thread. Not seen Kerm on ilx or aim for months sadly.

I miss dell and accentmonkey ;_;

(and plenty of other ILXors beside, but at least I know the others are happy in their new internet camps where they can look down on ILX and how distastefully indie we all are or whatever)

accentmonkey is around elsewhere on internets, blogging away and facebooking away and stuff.

Good to know, cheers. (Still miss her posts, but there we go.)

whither s1ocki?

oic he has a tumblr

gear! is going off on Yelp fwiw, great writer imo.

hey dudes!

been taking some time off ILX to try and procrastinate less and be more productive. of course i have found other, novel ways to procrastinate. as jaymc noticed i do indeed have a tumblr. when i post something there i feel marginally more productive than i used to posting to ILX, so that's cool. anyway i am going to keep hiatus-ing but just wanted to say hi, and i wanted my ilx foodie friends to see something i wrote about a really special meal i had on sunday... it turned into a rather epic three-part blog post but i thought you might dig it:

http://markslutsky.com/post/533366309/sugar-shock-part-one
http://markslutsky.com/post/533531619/sugar-shock-part-two
http://markslutsky.com/post/533757448/sugar-shock-part-three

oh also check out the trailer for my movie!

http://markslutsky.com/post/538687822/finally-heres-the-long-awaited-by-our-parents

hope everyone is well. c u later alligators!

that looks funny! congrats.

"I teach voyeur theory at the university" - looks great. I hope it gets it across the pond, would def. watch.

Ricky Mabe! Nice.

ya!

PS: i might be in NYC next weekend if anyone wants to grab drink.

only if u facebook friend me

OSNAP

Knew that was coming.

slockface, i wont be in ny next weekend but can we be facebook friends too, think itd be fun probs

hey slocki, that meal looks fucking amazing

am i "ready" for this?

also just wanted to say ghost writer ruled.

would watch movie

^^^^^^^ totally.

I teach voyeur theory at the university

love this whole concept. a new interdisciplinary theory!

hey what happened to omar little?

he got shot iirc

damn kids

would watch movie

― the first circus ringleader in space (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, April 22, 2010 4:28 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark

hopefully u will soon! (assuming u meant peepers not ghost writer)

so glad they finally made the sequel to the michael caine movie peeper

still no word on kerm huh? fucked up

heh @ peepitreal.com

slocki are you serious about ghost writer

Yes

thx 4 tha linx slokk. i got a friend heading there in 3 weex who is all over that.

o no wai

does s/he have resos?

yeah she made a ressie and they called her to discuss it! whoa...

ya they are weirdly nice about it despite being so in demand their season is 100% booked!

Hey S1ocki, was this all what your LA trip was about a couple of months back? (Also, did you get my other note?)

nope, it was research for an upcoming thing.. which i cannot really reveal here unfortch! at the mo.

i will get back to u soon!

*suspense!*

always leave em wanting more iirc

alex in sf

where is nathalie???

I'm sure Nathalie is still around. She last posted, like, last week or something.

yeah

yeah I think she mentioned that she only uses ILX for like, an hour a week nowadays! (I assume we are talking about stevienixed)

vahid

ran out of food for his raccoons to tragic results

oh no!

rip he will be missed

maybe theyll start posting

Bands More Popular Outside of Their Home Country

:D :D

dude you made me look at ILM. it was worse than being rickrolled.

mr. que

pleasant plains

PleasantPlains is on a mountain somewhere unwillingly playing some form of Survivor. This is truth.

i miss que

What happened to que? Dude was on fire and bringing lols every day for a while.

myster que

http://i49.tinypic.com/2ronzoi.jpg

what happened to sarahel? did i miss some sort of luna-stylee blowout?

i think the ques are taking a vacation from the internet, dunno why

maybe they're on a real vacation?

que is on a mission to expose all the socks on ilx

undercover?

http://img499.imageshack.us/img499/8502/iiam29pb.gif

Well, at least it's the Mirror this time!!!!!!! And my Daily Mail Reading friend Mavis ("You know, I read the other day that asylum seekers on mobile phone masts can give your mortgage cancer!!!!!!") won't assault my earholes with complaints about the music not being "the right sort of thing" for "this paper"!!!!! And I won't have to point out that the "right sort of thing" for the Daily Mail to apply copious amounts of petroleum, light a match, and retire!!!!!!!

― Old Fart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Sunday, 11 July 2010 20:04 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VRXigGPIjUw/SQXaBMSi47I/AAAAAAAABoc/krSrnk5pbsU/s400/WelcomeHomeHoneyDoList.jpg

where is nhex? anyone?

Eh? His latest posts are from yesterday.

oh, woops, lol... guess we're posting in difft threads

hi nhex

how come cozen never posts anymore?

Yeah, he was a nice chap, never failed to make an impression. Dunno what happened to him.

need to update my killfiles

but does plaxico post anymore

also I h8 yous

tuomas you are involved in my favourite ilx anecdote ever: RJG and cathy spotting you on montjuic

how could you

xp But you don't know who we are...

oh man cozen u just got sonned by tuomas in a search beef that is cold cold cold

while we're on the subject of killfiles just thinking

jjjusten is probably all-time poster by this point right?

He got poisoned by cheesecake and died actually :(

he has scurvy because he hates fruit

tuomas you are involved in my favourite ilx anecdote ever: RJG and cathy spotting you on montjuic

how could you

― colossal fucking snob (cozen), Thursday, July 29, 2010 4:20 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ARE YOU FINNISH?!

That story was hysterical.

Does libcrapt post under a different name now?

where is slock1 these days? ilx is missing a certain bon vivante flair without him

thought I saw him on the goon thread.

he joined a monastery!

he did not.

you got me

take him

stevienixed hasn't been around for a while, has she?

She posted to last month's WDYLL and said she was mainly knitting these days

darraghmac?

holy shit! where's darraghmac?

seriously! i was like "nobody has linked to a fintan o'toole opinion piece in forever"

and it hit me

darraghmac AND nakhchivan tbrr

10-letter ILF/briteire culch(ie)a posse gettin' diminished

What's happened to Dan Perry, he hasn't posted since November? Unless he's changed his username from Hi Dere.

think he's been posting as DJP, he's been around

Oh yeah, of course. Didn't click that they were the same poster.

like this seems pressing

someone turn on the shamrock-signal

http://www.fast-autos.net/diecast-cars-models/diecast-car-image-large/new-jameson-irish-whiskey-branded-keychain-light_250702905508.jpg

i'll search mayo!

What's happened to Dan Perry, he hasn't posted since November? Unless he's changed his username from Hi Dere.

He de-"mod"ded himself, and that came with a change of login.

Wait - I think I remember someone getting into trouble for posting at work in the last month or so. Was that Darragh?

Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac) wrote this on thread what's happening to our borad now??? thread of updates 2 on board 7Curtis's 7borad on Nov 25, 2010

gettin heartily sick of phone surfing ilx at work

Productivity skyrocketed tho tbf

Ironically, less likely to be kept on than i was a month ago, regardless.

Drivin tonight.

Both d-mac and nakh have posted within the past two weeks.

Is Sunny River still around this 'ere place?

where's gear!

=omar little

!

i still get gear/slocki/cutty/vahid mixed up in my mind for some reason. and probably a couple of others that i can't think of at the moment

where's cutty

he still posts to noize & a few ilm threads but i think he got a new job last year so

so basically his priorities are all out of whack

1 ride bike
2 eat like cave man
3 do job
4 post to plain text message bord

WTTFFFFFFF

http://i53.tinypic.com/2uyje45.jpg

contenderizer?

I don't think sunny river will return. I introduced her to ilxor and well, she's against anything connected to me. Sorry

has r1o natsume returned under another login?

xp: read that as "i introduced her to stephen ilxor and as a result she's against anything connected to me."

oh hey i'm back btw

yah noticed

yeah i thought you'd quit or something, what was your excuse?

wait for coming back or taking a week off?

for all of it

sheer feckless whimsy

yeah i know you were like working on the clampdown or w/e but i think its pretty shameful for quitters to return in gen. like if you say ur gonna do it and you come back yr tail better be between yr legs boy

i never made any public announcement go swing for your tail-tuck bucko

yeah u r in the second category

http://jonbischke.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/determination-300x225.jpg

didn't u get rid of yr computer or something? and start devoting yrself more to the irish taxpayer? so now u just post random missives via phone? not really into this posting style?

can u link to fintan o'toole articles from yr iphone?

lol im being "mean" endless <3s

irish public servants can neither afford nor use apple equipment.

yeah i post from work from my phone, and yeah i've only recently been able to post from home at all. that and other stuff tbh. nothing to see here.

i can't make <3's all that easily from my phone either fwiw, but have some back surely

too kind

if you say ur gonna do it and you come back yr tail better be between yr legs boy

"With sales of his music dwindling and after appearing in several poorly received films, Sinatra retired for the first time in 1971. Two years later, however, he came out of retirement and in 1973 recorded several albums..."

xp I post from McDonalds, a bakery, and a few private homes (driven by slowly in my car) with my IPod, so you've got company.

╓abies?
Deric W. Haircare?

rabies is arby's now iirc? posted a week or so ago..

Oh man I knew he was arby's but I still feel an absence.
Both of those dudes crack me up hardcore.

Daniel esq?

^^ good one

also, zvookster

yes i was wondering about zvookster

yeah been missing both those dudes!

what ever happened to rock hardy i liked him

isnt Rock Hardy wmc now?

wait that's him?! whoa!

Actual rfi: why do people change their usernames so much?

necessity ~_~

lol

like a banning thing? Sorry, I've been on here for years but mostly as a lurker, unschooled in the ways of such things

Yeah, Rock Hardy is WmC.

So did Beth Parker definitely leave ILX? I miss her sunny wit and poetic reminiscences!

i don't know!

andy @ grasshopper

beth parker = "get bent" né?

o_O?!

Get Bent is JBR, I think.

get bent is bell labs.

get bent is superman

get bent is JBR
iirc Beth came back for a minute or two last year & posted some of her great drawings
Beth is forever!

surm?

Beth is forever!

surm still posts on the gay thread from time to time

get bent is, actually, jbr

beth parker = "get bent" né?

― corey, Tuesday, March 22, 2011 9:12 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

Guys are JayMC and I going to have to distribute the .xls?

Abbott otm - Get Bent is JBR. AFAIK bell labs (sadly) no longer posts.

where is markers.

"on a break"

what ever happened to rock hardy i liked him

― mink della reese (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, March 21, 2011 11:57 PM (Yesterday)

Aw, thanks Stevie! ego = BOOSTED

i think andy quit posting a loooong time ago, which sucks, because he ruled

acoleuthic

i miss beth parker too

me too.

is rev still self-banned? hi rev! if you're lurking, i hope things are looking up.

lfam?

afaik the markers project is about a dialectic of plans and snacks and he is in a plans phase atm

otm

the absence of cntndrzr is noted but somewhat offset by emergence of difficult listening hour, so there is still at least one person on ilx who makes considered & argued posts of more than three sentences

Where did teeny go?

saw teeny IRL this past weekend tbh

said she basically lost interest in ILX, doesn't check it that often

saw rabies/arbys on saturday- he's doing fine just super busy workin too much, getting ready for guitar school and hangin w his righteous gf

i think bell_labs has posted recently as bene gesserit

am0n?

I wish gaz'd come back, I wanted more of his son's awesome super carit comic strips.

Dayo lfam is elan iirc.

I'm no jaymc tho,so this could be unreliable intell.

Dayo lfam is elan iirc.

Oh shit I thought dude stopped posting like 3 yrs ago

^^^, if it's true good to know he's still around

i'm lfam

I wish gaz'd come back, I wanted more of his son's awesome super carit comic strips.

there weren't any more. (there's one unfinished page, but it was years-abandoned when I saw it.)

where is markers.

― estela, Tuesday, March 22, 2011 9:18 AM (1 week ago)

<3

afaik the markers project is about a dialectic of plans and snacks and he is in a plans phase atm

― kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Tuesday, March 22, 2011 11:12 AM

Also: Daniel, Esq. needs to come back btw.

there was supposed to be another <3 under nakh's post

where is ramzi

there weren't any more.

Awww :(

Yeah where is surm has he been about and Im just blind, or?

i was wondering the same thing recently and found a few recent posts by him in i love style.

but yeah, miss surm. :(

surm is a sweetheart, yeah

plax?

Poopy G. Stinkgarten?

plax posted today

surmounter?

Daniel, Esq.?

Derek "Mickey" Borchardt

Still missing Beth. Searched on her name trying to find the old poetry thread, and it's concerning how abruptly she stopped posting.

Ive seen her post on FB in recent times, tho how recently I'm not sure.

Oh, that's good to know. Thank you.

Hmm actually I take that back, shes either defriended me or is no longer on fb.

Oh. Bum. Still, as long as there was Beth After ILX, I'm happy. I wasn't around over the time she stopped posting so I missed what that was about - just seen the "Beth sends her love thread" tho, so I'm reassured.

WHich thread is that?

I miss her too..

Beth Parker Sends Her Love

Aww.. I missed that, that's great.

Haven't seen anything from Acoluethic for months...

Nope, we lost LJ to a marriage and happy times, I'm sure

Is he still (permanently?) in NZ?

aw is lj married, really? if one of y'all still talks to him tell him an internet person says congratulations!

engaged, and back in the UK as of my last update

wedding planned for December

oh also he has a new login but "rarely posts" and wont tell me what it is

i think i guessed what it is.

dont torment me like this sarahel

frogbs

I gave him mine to use whenever he wants it. That explains why "I" have been showing up on cricket threads as of recent...

I wAnted to add him on fb but couldn't find him

he deleted his account after he learned facebook is actually owned by the C.I.A.

Ah...is that the real reason why his FB account is gone? He didn't seem like the conspiracy-believing type.

thats what he wanted you to believe

>_>

<_<

*waves at kev & hs*

hi!

you should vote in the jane austen poll imo; people are voting for northanger abbey o_O

Hey! :-)

i voted northanger abbey :/

aw i'm a jerk, just1n3; ignore me! i like northanger abbey fine, tbh.

*waves at cia*

pash?

Still around, but not sure he's been on ILX much.

Abbbottt hasn't been around since the deathdrone fallout, leaving us with this post:

'll show you the power of laughter! (Abbbottt) wrote this on thread ok lets just get this shit out of the way on board 7Curtis's 7borad on Jun 29, 2011

I should really gtfo this timesuck of a jizzbox obsessed website.

btw I was referring to ilxor.com here

:' (

I was thinking about that lately and feeling bad for having posted on the thread in question. (glumface)

I miss abbott. Fuck you, 77.

what was the deathdrone fallout?

77 thread wherein ilxors bait clueless van-dwelling rapey emo-monster via his revolting website

huh, idgi. any of it.

yeah, you don't want to know

*realises he has breached 77 protocol, shoots self in the face*

fuck it, imo.

never been on 77, or asked for access, but based on what I do know (and this) it doesn't seem like much of a force for good in ilx / the universe.

delete 77

cant believe it created deathdrone

You could count on two fingers the number of ilxors who "baited" him.

And by "baiting," I mean "posting non-sequitors to his website."

You could count on two fingers the number of ilxors who "baited" him.

not counting socks? ; )

yup obviously it was nothing, i mean it only made a long-term ilxor w/no history of oversensitivity quit

why would you post non sequiturs to his website anyway?!

Not for me to answer, but before people start dissing a board they've never seen or claim that numerous ilxors were baiting deathrapist, let's grab the reins a little bit.

*grabs reins*

*drives off cliff*

abbott come home 4 real :(

lol max

abbott come home 4 real :(

^^^^

^ otm

it was a supremely poor judgment call for any ilxor to start posting ppl's names (don't care if they were misspelled or googleproofed) to that guy's site

and when a bunch of other ilxors' reactions were lol nbd, well y'know, grab those reins dude

http://www.tackroominc.com/images/grab-life-by-the-reins-sm.jpg

by 'bait' i meant 'poked obliquely with a stick', apols for misrepresenting

guys maybe abbott went on vacation or she's taking a short break or something, it's been like two weeks since that post. chill out.

i think definitely the best way to get abbott back on the site is to start a fight about 77 on this thread

*smashes bottle on table*

*fights max*

*lets go of reins*

You could count on two fingers the number of ilxors who "baited" him.

It'd take many more fingers to count the ilxors who acted like a buncha sissies afterwards though.

You do need more than two to make a bunch tbh

hope abbott comes back

That was only a 77 thread because it was moved there to avoid traffic from that site tho, iirc. Started out in ILE and unfair to characterise all the other resultant bullshit as '77ors being all 77' as opposed to 'ilxors being all ilxy'

Deems OTM. 77 cannot be blamed for the deathdrone shite.

Said deathdrone shite acting as a mirror and making you feel "what the fuck? should i continue being here? maybe i need a break" though seems totally legit. But that seems to have more to do with humanity than with ilx itself.

hey guys i'm really glad we freaked the fuck out about deathdrone guy ~FINDING ILX~ two weeks ago and now we're just blabbing about him on the public part of the board

deathdrone deathdrone deathdrone deathdrone deathdrone deathdrone deathdrone deathdrone deathdrone deathdrone deathdrone deathdrone deathdrone deathdrone deathdrone deathdrone deathdrone deathdrone deathdrone deathdrone deathdrone deathdrone deathdrone deathdrone deathdrone deathdrone deathdrone deathdrone deathdrone deathdrone deathdrone deathdrone deathdrone deathdrone deathdrone deathdrone deathdrone deathdrone deathdrone deathdrone deathdrone deathdrone deathdrone deathdrone deathdrone deathdrone deathdrone deathdrone deathdrone deathdrone deathdrone deathdrone deathdrone deathdrone deathdrone deathdrone deathdrone deathdrone deathdrone

*expands and contracts browser window*

*opens and closes cigar box*

http://i.imgur.com/hPyFE.gif

Also wish we could stop using the word "baiting" when referring to Thomas Annandale's deathdrone site.

http://i49.tinypic.com/j0fcer.jpg

I Love Everything

That was only a 77 thread because it was moved there to avoid traffic from that site tho, iirc. Started out in ILE and unfair to characterise all the other resultant bullshit as '77ors being all 77' as opposed to 'ilxors being all ilxy'

started out on noize iirc, but blaming anyone is stupid at this point.

otm

blame http://i54.tinypic.com/11l4yvn.gif

chaki

was just checking.

blame the great big bowl of pasta fagioli everyone had for dinner that night.

iirc part of what inspired abbott to stop posting was louis showing up and telling us our lives would improve if we gave ilx a rest. she seemed to feel this was true in her case, so hopefully she's doing well. <3

she didn't seem mad at 77 specifically fwiw; it was more like the experience of not being able to look away from the deathdrone thread was emblematic of her ilx experience.

eternal hugz at abbott of course

Since his name turned up more or less at random recently: g00blar?

nrq / history mayne

Ya, I noticed too and so asked a couple weeks ago. He's taking a little end of thesis internet break.

nijoli

Wasn't her court date supposed to be on the fourth?

Based on her FB updates she seems to be doing fine. Don't know what happened with the court thing though.

I think for some reason she able to operate independently of ilx.

^^ People who figured out how to live

pretty much!

Geir hasn't posted since November 18th.

You know there are people that I am afraid to ask because thy may still be here and have new names and I dont even know it

Doesn't Geir often disappear for long stretches at a time?

http://www.wshieldods.dsl.pipex.com/porridge.jpg

gongro

he still has about 20 years to go with his "1001 Songs..." polls. I wonder if someone else should take over the duty.

the things they carried

lol j0rdan

t0dd swiss

suzy

daniel, esq. (again!!!)

Drugs A Money

He has a new name

Saw him on an ILM thread ( outloud.fm/ILXORS ) two days ago so idk, new name?

he exists!

loves laboured breathing

bernard snowy?

melted :(

i met a high school classmate of bernard snowy the other day, i have been keeping an eye out for him so i could say so, but he is no where to be seen

guys

I don't know if you know, but you can click Search, scroll down a bit, fill in someone's screen name and then sort, newest first - Bernard was still alive and posting 9 days ago.

link to the post in question

rip

what happened to acouliethcic?

Despite all my cheek, I am still just a freak on a leash (bernard snowy), Wednesday, March 21, 2012 4:58 PM (1 month ago)

oh, stan http://i.imgur.com/76r70.gif

These time zone things are so confusing! :-(

:-)

click Search, scroll down a bit, fill in someone's screen name and then sort, newest first

R.I.P. this thread.

There's one other thing you need to click which I haven't revealed, so this thread doesn't have to die if people can't figure it out by themselves, ok?

not sure u ppl have sussed the purpose of this thread

*susses*

ha, I think I'm about to retire this screen name p soon. I just gotta get rid of D.A.M.'s huge stack of dangling bookmarks...

i know its been years but did sleep just ditch ilx for life?

dating myself here but I wonder about Horace Mann. I also miss StephenX but I could probably find him irl in DC if he is still here?

Horace still posts a bit, has changed names several times since that one

acoleuthic took a long break with a couple of one-off returns, has been posting regularly but sparsely under current name for a little under a year

Someone asked upthread but wither Todd Swiss? As he had cancer I really worry abt what happened to him.

Todd is around on ILX some. I talked with him at a beer event a few weeks ago, he promised to at least hit the Chicago thread a few times.

Oh thats good to hear :)

Probably should have asked this two years ago(?) but.. RabiesAndGentlemen?

lol

Arbys.

I think?

Saw some old revive and thought 'hey, that dude was cool.' Are you still here hiding under a different name??
Ah!

here i am

http://i49.tinypic.com/ydzxx.jpg

hi arby's! I love your roast beef sandwiches. <3

hi arbys! sorry I thought your logo was an oven mitt instead of a cowboy hat. the animated oven mitt mascot confused me.

hi arby's! I dont know if I love your roast beef sandwiches because the one and only time I went through your drive thru a cockroach flew out of the drive thru window and into my car and almost made me vegetarian 4 lyfe

O_o

haw @ mitten

omg

hi arby's! the one time i ate at arby's, i was looking at an andy warhol print on the wall and my dad told me that andy warhol was a "disturbed homosexual". also, i hate roast beef!

my dad told me that andy warhol was a "disturbed homosexual". also, i hate roast beef!

not even gonna go there.

I don't remember ever going to an Arby's but I guess I must have because I distinctly remember my parents having several of these BC cartoon glasses that Arby's gave out as a promo item in 1981 and can now be bought on EBAY for $6.49

http://img.auctiva.com/imgdata/1/7/0/3/5/3/webimg/427649330_tp.jpg

It's so weird, the random stuff we remember.

wait, andy warhol was gay?

arby's, my man. i love your jamocha shakes.

thanks for reading,

brownie

My parents had those glasses too. I think most of our glasses were fast food promo glasses.

a BC tie-in! that is so fucking low rent, i love it

Oh, man, I totally remember those B.C. glasses.

Hey, arby's, thanks for being the only thing open in downtown Chicago that one Easter Sunday when I had to work. I could have starved to death, but your curly fries saved the day.

LOL I can't believe other people remember those damn glasses. YAY! I swear we had at least one of those in our cupboards until at least 1990.

I have never eaten at an Arby's but there's one a mile or so from my house and I took my son in there to go pee a few weeks ago. Smelled pretty nice (the sandwiches not the restroom).

a BC tie-in! that is so fucking low rent, i love it

haha. b.c. was like the most depressing comic strip ever. when i was growing up my older brothers had peanuts compilations, family circus books, garfield, etc. i would devour them. try as i might, though, i could never make it through this damn b.c. book that they had

also, am i making this up or wasn't johnny hart some way christian dude? if so why is his strip based on heretical evolutionary theories?

lol I remember hearing a rumor about how all the "beef" shows up to Arby's in liquefied form.

^yes, i heard that too

whaaaaat

Being Christian is bad enough for someone's who's the author of a comic strip called BEFORE CHRIST, but when you draw strips like these

http://thecereblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/bc-slam.jpg?w=500&h=180

you're really not doing any favors for anyone.

I mean, tons of great cartoonists are proudly religious, they just don't let it interfere with the humor of their profession.

wuz crappenin, me. i ate at me every other day bcz i was right next to my work then changed my screen name to myself and later ppl in this thread made me lol

wow @ that outhouse one. hilair

http://www.snopes.com/food/ingredient/arbys.asp

As far as BC/Arby's is concerned, I've been tempted to start a thread devoted to those weird partnerships.

For example:

http://betsylescoskydesign.weebly.com/uploads/4/1/0/0/4100497/1752901.jpg

I stopped at a Roy Rogers on my way back to Toronto from NYC and I ordered a roast beef sandwich excitedly. It was like eating a cutout of a picture of an Arby's sandwich. The worst I've ever had. One bite and I threw it away :*( I was so hungry too.
Jamoca shakes OTM. Those were like crack for me when I was a kid. Possibly because of the caffeine(??)

when i was a kid roast beef was just about my favorite food. i remember it being pretty decent at the roy rogers chains. arby's version though was like something you'd find in someone's shoe

Dude had a SANDWICH named after him and yet, here he is pushing HOT DOGS.

http://betsylescoskydesign.weebly.com/uploads/4/1/0/0/4100497/3559440.jpg

that's treason is what that is

haha

yeh all fast food places should be partnered with comic strips. what the world needs now is some sbarro pizza/funky winkerbean synergy

i remember my friend being kinda outraged when snoopy was in those life insurance commercials. feel kinda the same way about dagwood and curly fries

RabiesAndGentlemen probably ranks among my top 5 least favorite usernames (usernames only-- not posters)

arby's probably ranks among my top 5 favorite

some sbarro pizza/funky winkerbean synergy

kudos

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2207/2075585383_f706efc112.jpg

Seriously, a kid buying a Moolatte shake in one of these would be like if McDonalds offered me Katzenjammer Kids mugs in 1981.

ahaha

JAMOCHA SHAKES ARE AWESOME
that is all

One day I'm going to stumble into some regional Northern Plains fast food franchise and find the walls covered in Hi & Lois memorabilia. Then, I will set that place on fire.

lol FFM the bus between NY and Boston always stops at a Roy Rogers in CT which is also why they always smell like fried food. The buses, I mean.

hah! I was seduced by the lovely picture of The Perfect Roast Beef Sandwich but it ended up being the very worst. I need to get myself to an Arby's, it's been so long.

http://consumerist.com/2012/05/teenage-boy-claims-he-got-a-mouthful-of-finger-in-his-arbys-sandwich.html D:

only one finger? those places are such ripoffs

it was probably like just a knuckle or something

I worked in a deli and sliced off my finger tip (only a bit - it grew back) and I quickly told the customer 'I got hurt! She'll serve you!' and pointed to coworker but the guy followed me along the counter to first aid station asking me why I stopped "half way" :( Like, as my manager was washing and wrapping my bleeding finger! Dude. Figure it out (also I told him - albeit quickly because I was bleeding everywhere!)

extra rare

did you give him the finger

hahahahahaha. I should've. Hopefully my coworker wrapped up the bloody prosciutto for him.

roy rogers in 2012 is an insult to rr in the late 80s/early 90s.

ahaha i need to watch "the wrestler" again or at least that scene where he flips the fuck out

did you any of you guys experience gino's? i guess it was a regional fast food chain that at one time anyway was licensed to sell kfc stuff.

one time i ordered chicken from them and it was pink. i half-expected to be munching onto veins after that.

i think, perhaps unfairly, that quiznos is the chain i would be most skeeved out to eat from.
i think it's that they have a "qu" sound AND a "zuh" sound in their name. sounds weirdly genital.

quimzo's! god that's perfect, i wish i was 13 again

We've got a Ginos in town, but I don't know if it's a franchise.

i could never get down with quiznos. like with all of their sandwiches being heated. WHAT ARE THEY HIDING??

We've got a Ginos in town, but I don't know if it's a franchise.

yeah, i should do more research, but at the time i recall (early to mid-eighties?) it was "Gino's" but featuring Kentucky Fried Chicken. sort of weird. that's that synergy i'm talkin about man

also, this was pennsylvania. we do things differently in the keystone state my friends

What is the possessive form of Arby's the poster? I wanted to congratulate him on his guitar the other day and I think I fluffed the grammar.

It's Arby''s isn't it?

arby's's's

If it gets too confusing, you can say America's Roast Beef, Yes Sir!'s guitar.

oh man, i swear to god i never realized that was an acronym till now

omg
neither did i
for real?!

also i thought it stood for
ar - roast
bee - beef

like Roast Beef's

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Backronym#Examples

huh, it's a backronym!
http://detroit.fuzzymemories.tv/index.php?c=937&m=

sigh, seconds too late

And now I'm taken aback by the Arrr Beee reference.

I have never put that together.

wolfman jack, tho!
that cheese sauce was always hella grody but the HORSEY SAUCE o lord do i actually want an arby's sammich right now
while i play diablo
i am a child i am a child

ha it's like spelling something out because your dog has begun to understand what "roast beef" means

R-B for the Raffel Brothers who started the chain

hey look another ilx thread has turned in to a fascinating conversation about regional foodservice establishments

hey, thread title has "milk" in it so back off 5-O.

ILX 5-0: the Adventures of Gr8080, Thread Cop

and what does obama do NOTHING

I'm sorry they don't have a Stuckey's in Kahului. Pecan logs go well with coconut milk.

xxp "Book 'em, Dano. Murder Thread Derail 1"

haha woah

darrer otm

shouldn't you be on a speedboat gr8080

vegemite girl i want to confess that i was very hurt that you temporarily suspended your "compliment every wdyll post" policy for my most recent

consider it an oversight, you are the coolest cat around

also gfy :)

still not clear if that's go fuck yourself or not

guess

guess fuck yourself?

god forks, yes.

good for you

gaudy false underoos

ha, i seem to have forgotten underoos are not spelled with a y
clearly it's midnight and i'm procrastinating on doing work on ilx again wheeeeeeeeee

gfu

Passed by a Rally's today with a sign advertising the delicious 'Aussie Swiss' that could be purchased inside. I can only assume they think Aussie means Austrian otherwise that's got to be some crazy beetroot, egg and Swiss cheese concoction they're trying to sell

did you know rally's is called checkers in some places.

and their mascot is Crock, the mean guy who runs the army in the desert.

mmm, koala fondue

did you know rally's is called checkers in some places.

It was Checkers where I grew up. Great curly fries.

I've never heard of Rally's but I've definitely seen Checkers in the NE.

Crock is seriously the mascot???

No. But wouldn't it be a hoot if he was?

i'm assuming iatee hasn't been around because he likes his new job and is busy, which is great, but i miss him.

the iatee/ilx experience would be immeasurably improved by a bill magil type poster who really, really likes cars

jay batman iirc

poster who really, really likes cars

http://i.imgur.com/G5M5S.jpg

?

hahahaha

hmmn yeah but cars seem only to be a means to end for sissymanwhore, because as his linked profile attests, his polymorphous perversity radically unseats traditionally vehicular joissance pathways in order to create synergistically hedonic pseudo-cortices with an array of household quasi-orifice vectors

He looks like the guy from the Moneysupermarket.com TV ads.

xp lock up your Roombas.

daddy's brougham

michael kay?

I wish casuistry still posted.

isn't that matt p?

it's Chris P from Portland/Toronto/NYC, he went to grad school and quit ILX like 4 years ago?

the iatee/ilx experience would be immeasurably improved by a bill magil type poster who really, really likes cars

― Éden Éden Éden / H.A.Z.A.R.D (nakhchivan), Saturday, May 26, 2012 1:41 PM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

yeah something like that. I have several times tried to get him to pop in for guest posts and he simply will not.

wish the best for iatee in his new ford dealership sales position

http://i46.tinypic.com/4zxduf.jpg

Now that we've whittled the price down to something you can actually afford, I'd like to talk to you for a minute about the dangers of not protecting your investment with undercoat.

It comes like that from the factory, we can't take it off.

iatee is the best

sometimes i would just read his posts in threads & skip all the others

i often did something kinda like that

Going To Law School

last post

if he never returns, we will remember him like that

iatee is the best

― flopson, Sunday, May 27, 2012 1:22 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sometimes i would just read his posts in threads & skip all the others

― flopson, Sunday, May 27, 2012 1:28 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol yeah i do this too

why/when/where did iatee quit

what is up w/ him tho? i haven't read ilx really other than i love hoops in a couple weeks

unrelated - Daniel, Esq?

yeah daniel esq just disappeared

he did it once before and came back a year ago maybe? cool dude imo, has a job and kid(s) so can't blame him i guess

i was just thinking about him after heat won

i saw iatee last night. he had cheez-its

http://rlv.zcache.com/just_lurking_hat-p148814095735391157enxqz_400.jpg

also fyi 3 hrs ago

Joseph Goodman ‏@MiamiHeraldHeat Hidden from media. Top-secret workout for Chris Bosh. Keith Askins being involved points to significant progress.

yaaay <3

I'll be laying the blame for President Romney at your feet, Daniel--the second you went MIA, you took the Newt dream with you.

never abandon hope.

http://www.rodneyanonymous.com/archives/newt1.jpg

the dream of the 90s is alive in gingrich

haha sup dude

pretty good, thx.

hard couple of years, culminating in major change this week. but the changes are good, and things will be fine.

Man, I was hoping this revive would be about Jack-in-the-Box or Green Burrito or something. Remove bookmark from thread.

once the election goes full bore there's no way iatee resists the politics thread

full bore indeed sir

hey daniel good to see you, keep ya head up as they say

will do, and thanks.

got nothing to complain about, really. great wife, amazing daughter, healthy all around. all good.

good to hear sir

humansuit

I have long loved the daniel E; glad you are alive and well.

OK maybe you did not say well, but alive is good enough.

just saw this. alive and -- as a bonus -- pretty well, all things considered. thanks, q.

haikunym

He popped up in the sandbox during the server switchover at the end of last year.

why did I read that
as "he pooped in the sandbox"?
god, I need a nap

Uh, wait a minute ...

Deric W. Haircare? He was so funny on the comedy-poll thread.

Oh shit, Deric's a nice poster.