KILLFILE 2.0

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This doesn't seem to be working for http://www.ilxor.com:8080/ILX/. Does it have anything to do with how usernames are set up?

Somebody was bound to ask, so here it is.

Fluffy Bear, Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:50 (eleven years ago) Permalink

tom is working on a new one

chaki, Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:51 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Then I will wait patiently. Thanks magic box smarties, one and all.

Fluffy Bear, Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:54 (eleven years ago) Permalink

pft I suck at this btw. the webmail link in between the div class and the actual username is killing me right now. If I can figure that out it should work

TOMBOT, Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:57 (eleven years ago) Permalink

http://home.gwu.edu/~tombot/kilxor2.user.js

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:59 (eleven years ago) Permalink

thank koogs, not me BTW

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:59 (eleven years ago) Permalink

also available from here

http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/7717

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 17:17 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Thanks! One slight issue - is it just me or does this leave absolutely no evidence of excision, not even a line?

toby, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 18:14 (eleven years ago) Permalink

yeah none whatsoever. I am thinking about working on it. I honestly haven't put anybody in my own script yet.

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 18:17 (eleven years ago) Permalink

i think i prefer there to be no evidence at all. as long as there's a choice of either/or then cool. i haven't tried this on nu-ilx yet tho. cheers to ever-useful koogs (A&J + other bits on their way to you as soon as the DVD-Rs i ordered arrive btw).

blueski, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 18:19 (eleven years ago) Permalink

i did try stealing a bit of andrew's code for inserting a message but gave up after 5 minutes of not getting it to work.

yes, no lines because now the lines are inside the messages rather than between them.

(cheers stevem)

koogs, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 19:10 (eleven years ago) Permalink

I am closing in on replacing killed posts with text/hr. But it will probably take me until tonight to finish at the rate I'm going.

Jaq, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 19:43 (eleven years ago) Permalink

ok, replace the code in the last for loop with

var thisLink = posts.snapshotItem(i);
div = thisLink.parentNode;
div.innerHTML = "<div>Post by " + jerk + " deleted<br /><hr/></div>";

and that should do it.

koogs, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 19:44 (eleven years ago) Permalink

xpost. sorry Jaq. 8)

koogs, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 19:45 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Oh excellent koogs, that rox - you saved me hours of poking at stuff :) I was only getting the names to replace instead of the whole post.

Jaq, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:06 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Hahaha! Oh, that works a treat :)

I changed the text to be div.innerHTML = "<div>Inanity by the poxy fule" + jerk + " deleted for all time.<br /><hr/></div>";

Jaq, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:10 (eleven years ago) Permalink

I'm going to make mine the boxcar no no no speech bubble I think

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:21 (eleven years ago) Permalink

anyway koogs I got you a plaque
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/164/406038696_67123cb49a_o.png

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:35 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Awesome, Koogs! I love it.

toby, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 21:02 (eleven years ago) Permalink

I'm going to make mine the boxcar no no no speech bubble I think

A fantastic idea. I have been too lazy to set up the new killfile so far though.

Nicole, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 22:23 (eleven years ago) Permalink

i had some trouble earlier today because i had 8080 in the url and that's changed.

anyway, place this snippet before the for loop for a nice little reminder in top right that some messages were blocked

if (posts.snapshotLength != 0) {
var logo = document.createElement("div");
logo.innerHTML = '<div style="position:fixed; top:0; right:0; left=auto; z-index:10; background-color:red; color:white; font-size:10pt; font-weight:bold;">Some Posts Were Blocked</div>';
document.body.insertBefore(logo, document.body.firstChild);
}

(jaq, got email, thanks. most of credit goes to will for the original, i only fixed it for ilx2 (my first greasemonkey script as it happens))

koogs, Saturday, 3 March 2007 15:01 (eleven years ago) Permalink

I'm dying to know who is killing whom. I challenge you to create a little PacManesque critter that gobbles up the posts of those you deem killable.

Maria :D, Saturday, 3 March 2007 15:09 (eleven years ago) Permalink

another one, this one makes the Skipping x messages a lot bigger and redder:

// ==UserScript==
// @name Skipping
// @namespace
// @description A Bigger Skipping Message
// @include http://www.ilxor.com/*
// ==/UserScript==

skipping = document.evaluate("//div/form/p[starts-with(a, 'Skipping ')]",
document,
null,
XPathResult.UNORDERED_NODE_SNAPSHOT_TYPE,
null);

// get paragraph, set colours
p = skipping.snapshotItem(0)
p.style.textAlign = 'center';
p.style.backgroundColor = 'red';
p.style.fontWeight = 'bolder';
p.style.fontStyle = 'normal';
p.style.fontSize = '15px';

koogs, Saturday, 3 March 2007 16:17 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Thanks, Tom. Thanks Koogs!

"<div>BLAH BLAH BLAH " + jerk + " I CAN'T HEAR YOU<br /><hr/></div>";

Fluffy Bear, Saturday, 3 March 2007 17:12 (eleven years ago) Permalink

most of credit goes to will for the original

cheers koogs, I still owe you a pint. And Will, you too wherever you are. I worked out how to convert the img src links to a href, but then realized if I open a thread with ton of pics it's still pulling them down so takes forever to load etc. A worthwhile exercise, I guess, but pointless.

Jaq, Saturday, 3 March 2007 17:26 (eleven years ago) Permalink

(oddly those last two changes don't work together - the first creates a div that seems to break the xpath in the second. maybe if i add the div at the end...)

yes, next thing was going to be modifying the 'Skipping...' message link to point to the exact message within the expanded page, save people having to find it again. unfortunately that needed some server code changes but, apparently, they were done before i even mentioned it. that keith may look dozy but he's actually quite on the ball. 8)

koogs, Sunday, 4 March 2007 10:26 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Potential killfile quirk alert - I don't seem to be able to block anyone whose username contains non-ANSI characters.

J, Friday, 16 March 2007 15:55 (eleven years ago) Permalink

i did wonder, only yesterday, if that would cause problems. i guess the problem is getting the characters into the javascript.

possible way around this is to turn the test into a 'starts-with' or a 'contains' so you can find parts of words without having to match the entire thing, for instance, and this is only an example, first thing that popped into my head, don't know why, 'ppppp dude'.

(of course, making it a substring makes it hard to then block anyone called, i don't know, 'J' 8)

koogs, Friday, 16 March 2007 16:15 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Now who would want to block lil' ol' me?

(Actually, I think TOMBOT has me blocked!)

J, Friday, 16 March 2007 16:21 (eleven years ago) Permalink

I have the name you used to spam rotten.com stuff when you were mad about the existence of a bummerz thread blocked on my work computer!

jessie monster, Friday, 16 March 2007 16:26 (eleven years ago) Permalink

now that you keep registering new names I kind of feel like I am being challenged to block them all! like a fun game.

jessie monster, Friday, 16 March 2007 16:28 (eleven years ago) Permalink

That wasn't me! I have no idea how to do any of that stuff! I'm J McChump, and I've been posting here for years!

J, Friday, 16 March 2007 16:31 (eleven years ago) Permalink

lolz

HI DERE, Friday, 16 March 2007 16:54 (eleven years ago) Permalink

I am seeing the wonderful possibilities for killfile faux pas lolz.

jessie monster, Friday, 16 March 2007 16:55 (eleven years ago) Permalink

NOT FUNNY DAN
(alright a little funny)

J, Friday, 16 March 2007 16:59 (eleven years ago) Permalink

I want my own thread dedicated to times I put my foot really far down my throat.

jessie monster, Friday, 16 March 2007 17:00 (eleven years ago) Permalink

BTW Koogs, forgot to tell you that Skipping script is GREBT.

J, Saturday, 17 March 2007 19:19 (eleven years ago) Permalink

awesome, koogs, thx for making it work nu-style

W i l l, Saturday, 17 March 2007 19:46 (eleven years ago) Permalink

one month passes...
i am dum, how do i shot?

strgn, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 03:30 (eleven years ago) Permalink

was thinking of redoing this just last night. gimme a couple of hours...

in the meantime you need firefox and its greasemonkey extension thing...

koogs, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 08:20 (eleven years ago) Permalink

ok, new version:

http://www.koogy.clara.co.uk/ilx/kilxor.user.js

this now uses regular expressions so you can match against just a bit of the username - change the values on line 15.

koogs, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 09:52 (eleven years ago) Permalink

awesome!!!!!!!!!! thank you thank you thank you

strgn, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 22:14 (eleven years ago) Permalink

four weeks pass...
if you killfile someone, do you killfile the titles of threads they start in addition to posts they make or only their posts?

gabbneb, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 14:58 (ten years ago) Permalink

only their posts (inc the opening post of a thread they start)

blueski, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 15:01 (ten years ago) Permalink

[xpost] Only their posts. The script could be changed to kill the thread titles too, I think.

Jaq, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 15:02 (ten years ago) Permalink

Revive for Louis Jagger's return.

caek, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 01:16 (ten years ago) Permalink

o hai this doesn't seem to work on v2.2. a little help?

blueski, Monday, 21 May 2007 14:19 (ten years ago) Permalink

curse them for changing stuff. will look into it.

koogs, Monday, 21 May 2007 14:30 (ten years ago) Permalink

done. there's a new P around the status line which means everything is one level deeper, that was the problem.

http://www.koogy.clara.co.uk/ilx/kilxor.user.js

koogs, Monday, 21 May 2007 14:40 (ten years ago) Permalink

gracias!

blueski, Monday, 21 May 2007 15:06 (ten years ago) Permalink

i tried this but the "post by ___ deleted" posts were just too tantalizing.

brimstead, Thursday, 9 July 2015 03:12 (two years ago) Permalink

morbs otm

call all destroyer, Thursday, 9 July 2015 03:15 (two years ago) Permalink

yep

brimstead, Thursday, 9 July 2015 03:17 (two years ago) Permalink

actually if there was some of way of just preventing me from looking at this site in general, that would be better. i've tried (by adding the ilxor.com domain to banned hosts in my router) but it doesn't seem to stick.

― wizzz! (amateurist), Wednesday, July 8, 2015 12:45 PM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

get over yourself

brimstead, Thursday, 9 July 2015 03:17 (two years ago) Permalink

ok. bye!

wizzz! (amateurist), Thursday, 9 July 2015 03:23 (two years ago) Permalink

I spent abou5 15 minutes trying to get a URI embed to work, failed miserably

Don't need anything fancy! Just a regular img tag, so instead of:


div.innerHTML = "<div>Post by " + poster + " deleted<br /><hr/></div>";

you have:


div.innerHTML = "<img src='http://www.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/15116774-15116777-large.jpg' />"

:wq (Leee), Thursday, 9 July 2015 18:13 (two years ago) Permalink

Oops, add a closing div tag to that.

:wq (Leee), Thursday, 9 July 2015 18:14 (two years ago) Permalink

lol and an opening one.

:wq (Leee), Thursday, 9 July 2015 18:14 (two years ago) Permalink

i know that works but embedding the external image seems like bad karma. was hoping to get the base64 encode working

Nhex, Thursday, 9 July 2015 18:15 (two years ago) Permalink

Oh! Can you explain? Is it a security issue?

:wq (Leee), Thursday, 9 July 2015 19:04 (two years ago) Permalink

Not security, just bandwidth leeching of that site (film.com in this case). But I suppose I could just reupload it to one of those image hosts which would be fair game ala:


div.innerHTML = "<div><img src='http://i59.tinypic.com/2d14gfc.jpg' />Post by " + poster + " deleted<br /><hr/></div>"

(just trying to get to fancy with the base64 thing)

Nhex, Thursday, 9 July 2015 20:11 (two years ago) Permalink

B-but browser caching will probably mean it doesn't get fetched more than once a session. Less probably.

koogs, Thursday, 9 July 2015 21:28 (two years ago) Permalink

it's still bad form, not even considering heavy message board use [x sessions x users x browers x refreshes...] granted, film.com looks like they can afford it, but it's a bad habit

Nhex, Thursday, 9 July 2015 23:51 (two years ago) Permalink

four months pass...

Guys did we ever get this sorted

MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 November 2015 08:56 (two years ago) Permalink

four months pass...

does this thing work or not?

some men just want to watch the world Bern (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 24 April 2016 10:23 (two years ago) Permalink

Tahts what I said

Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Sunday, 24 April 2016 15:46 (two years ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

But please don't write to me, I don't have time for your stupid whataboutery.

― Frederik B, Thursday, May 12, 2016 12:50 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

frederik use this instead of making things up about me defending trump voters and taking the side of woody allen against his accusers. thank you.

Treeship, Thursday, 12 May 2016 17:08 (one year ago) Permalink

one year passes...

This does still work, btw. You just need to change instances of http to https, like so: https://pastebin.com/Sa5p5cs7

Dan I., Monday, 19 February 2018 09:41 (two months ago) Permalink

What browser though?

I've been trying it to use it on Chrome with Tampermonkey, and no dice.

pplains, Monday, 19 February 2018 13:54 (two months ago) Permalink

still works great on safari on os x, thank goodness

droit au butt (Euler), Monday, 19 February 2018 14:21 (two months ago) Permalink

is there an easy way to killfile every poster on ilx or do i have to do it manually

NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 19 February 2018 14:24 (two months ago) Permalink

i'm writing a "Diamonds Are Forever" parody titled "Killfile Is for Pussies"

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 19 February 2018 14:44 (two months ago) Permalink

Or how about OCTOPUSSY, it's KILL-FILE PUSSY. haha lol got 'eem!

pplains, Monday, 19 February 2018 14:47 (two months ago) Permalink

a killfile of solace shirley

NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 19 February 2018 14:51 (two months ago) Permalink

Works fine on Firefox with Greasemonkey. Honestly should have done this years ago! It's not like the opinions of human carcinogens are any less boring than their zings.

Dan I., Monday, 19 February 2018 16:18 (two months ago) Permalink

how can i killfile the entire internet tbph

Mordy, Monday, 19 February 2018 16:23 (two months ago) Permalink

set yr iphone's date to 1/1/1970

El Tomboto, Monday, 19 February 2018 16:36 (two months ago) Permalink

apparently Dan I has been on this board longer than me, and yet made no impression. Funny, that.

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 19 February 2018 17:35 (two months ago) Permalink

ppl who use Killfile don't get the flow on certain threads bcz they don't see some posts? but it's all worth it cuz their pansy-ass eyes don't have to deal with those they dislike.

(millennials in a nutshell)

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 19 February 2018 17:37 (two months ago) Permalink

weird this thread just got bumped but i dont see any new posts

scoff walker (diamonddave85), Monday, 19 February 2018 18:21 (two months ago) Permalink

weird this thread just got bumped but i dont see any new posts

F# A# (∞), Monday, 19 February 2018 18:26 (two months ago) Permalink

This is rather bemusing. This forum thread was just placed at the top of the www.ilxor.com website, but opening it does not reveal any new contributions.

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 19 February 2018 18:51 (two months ago) Permalink

weird it happened again

F# A# (∞), Monday, 19 February 2018 18:52 (two months ago) Permalink

Weird this board just turned 15 but I don't see any new jokes

scotti pruitti (wins), Monday, 19 February 2018 18:54 (two months ago) Permalink

ello ello? mate? u theah?

F# A# (∞), Monday, 19 February 2018 18:58 (two months ago) Permalink

ive attempted to read this thread but there are no posts in it, mods?

lag∞n, Monday, 19 February 2018 19:52 (two months ago) Permalink

Octopost Killfiler

Dat Login was the dname u doofus (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 19 February 2018 20:18 (two months ago) Permalink

Here's a version that removes all traces of posters who you've kill-filed, just sends 'em straight to the cornfield and you don't even have to look at their name: https://pastebin.com/YhUAe6Td

Dan I., Monday, 19 February 2018 20:45 (two months ago) Permalink

where's the version that actually sends armed mercenaries to posters houses

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 19 February 2018 22:40 (two months ago) Permalink

:-(

gr8080, Monday, 19 February 2018 22:49 (two months ago) Permalink

Fuck the NRA

DUMPKINS! (darraghmac), Monday, 19 February 2018 22:54 (two months ago) Permalink

That was random

F# A# (∞), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 01:08 (two months ago) Permalink

Works on Chrome with Tampermonkey for me

badg, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 01:37 (two months ago) Permalink

Is there a "run" button or something I'm missing on TM?

pplains, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 02:36 (two months ago) Permalink

who u guys killfililng?

flopson, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 02:37 (two months ago) Permalink

Honestly, I'm a very, very novice coder who's just trying to see what works.

Since my playstation died, I can't dupe Adders in GTA anymore.

pplains, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 03:04 (two months ago) Permalink

There's an "enabled" button which needs to be turned on. When it's working you get a little red "1" overlaid on the tampermonkey symbol to the right of the address bar

I'm killfiling a bunch of people on the trump threads because their jokes suck and in some cases the posters seem deranged

badg, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 03:30 (two months ago) Permalink

otm

sleeve, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 03:53 (two months ago) Permalink

"in some cases"

ziggy the ginhead (rushomancy), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 07:44 (two months ago) Permalink


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