this is the thread where you link to your first ilx post.

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My first ILM post, not too bad.

(You have to set the mode to Messages otherwise it will just show them in order of most posted to. Also it takes a while.)

Graham (graham), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 18:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

that was a good post graham (although i actually like that line!)

gareth (gareth), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 18:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

since i don't know how to link. here is my first ILE post (only started since june, the world cup was my way onto ILE after spending all my time on ILM).

oh dear!

Queen- you just want to spoil it for all of us england fans (Argentina today, the world cup is surel ours now!). if you don't like it then fuck off to ilm OK.
-- Julio Desouza (jdesouza@chem.utoronto.ca), June 7th, 2002.


Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 18:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

Right here:

I am an EXPERIMENTER! They call me a BUTCHER! (Cough.)
As for compatibilities, Fred and Dan tie at 100%. (Cough.) Tom's at 89%, Fred's S.O. is at 88%, Otie at 83%, Josh comes in (rather disappointingly) at 77%, Nanette's at 72% and Jerwin at 64%. (Cough.) Of course, since none of you are even remotely potential boyfriend material (Jerwin being taken and in another country), aand since I have someone very special in my life right now, the results are meaningless to me! (Cough.) Meaningless! (Cough.) Ahahahaha! (Cough.)

I am very high on NyQuil right now. (Cough.)

-- Michael Edward Daddino (epicharmus@aol.com), September 27th, 2000.

Lots to unpack here. This was based on the results of one of those compatibility quizzes that were circulating around the blogworld at the time (hence the mentions of non-ILxers Jerwin and Nanette); I was sick as a dog; I was dating a gay blogger of some renown; and I quote the Manics, what the hell?

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 18:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

ILM: Blah blah David Cavanaugh Creation book blah (I think)

ILE: Blah blah E/N sites blah. I'm partial to this post, though.

Ah, for the days when I just babbled on and on and on and on and on...

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 18:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

First ILE post: I name Jimmy Buffet as the nadir of Western Culture.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 18:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

my first on ILM was abt the aphex twin:

''Aphex Twin classic or Dud?

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 18:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

I think it was this post. I hope so anyway, cos my other post on September 17th looks really poor now.

(Nobody went "ooh, mark sinker just posted" or similar on that Rockism thread. I wonder if such a lack of comment would be possible today...)

Jeff W (Jeff W), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 18:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

thanks to whoever did the HTML thing.

as far as ILE is concerned the world cup was my way in after posting exclusively on ILM for a long time.

oh dear!

''Queen- you just want to spoil it for all of us england fans (Argentina today, the world cup is surel ours now!). if you don't like it then fuck off to ilm OK.''

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 18:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

Daver: That entire thread is CLASSIC.

My first ILE post was momentous. My first ILM post was not.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 18:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

Article Feedback: Hyacinths And Thistles

Merrit puts great thought into his choice of singers, just as pop writers of yore did. Notice for example how he gives Miho Hatori "Rindy Rue" er, I mean "Lindy Lou". So there's clearly an intent to place singers in unfamiliar situations. This lends a certain amateurish charm to the album, where Merrit's melodies seem naked and worthy of attention in themselves, unsheathed from the electro-pop arrangements that he's normally about in most Mag Fields stuff (not 69 love songs, however). Also, Merrit has very limited arrangement skill, very capable, but using the same types of chord structures and suchforth over and over. So by stripping them down to the essentials it feels more like a songbook, in the classic "Cole Porter Songbook" "George Gershwin Songbook" etc. style.

I haven't had it entirely sink in, but the tunes feel classic, and as I've never heard Merrit's own interpretations, they stand up well. With songs like Merrit's, which are so durn good, the singer and tune itself have historically always become interlinked, partly by how well they fit, and partly because interpretation means so much to classic tin-pan-alley stuff. This isn't a fake "tribute" album to Merrit, so much as his show of devotion to the voices he loves best.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 18:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I probably know more about everything than I know about music! so yay!" ya see, no need for full modesty.

jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 19:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

My first posting was on the Unite against boredom thread: a cautious advert for Ask A Drunk. Afterwards I was so embarrassed that I didn?t look at that thread again for months.

Rex (Rex), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 19:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

It amazes me that my first post was less than a month ago. So, I guess I'm still very green and making a fool of myself and all that.
Anyway, here's what I said about leg shaving.

By the way, how do you link to a particular part of a page?

Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 19:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

I think if you copy the link from ILx search results it includes some anchor that does it.

I thought mark s's first ILM post was about the Spice Girls.

N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 19:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

My first ILE post I'm happy with.

My first ILM post: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Yancey (ystrickler), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 19:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

My first post = 144 words. It looks as if I was trying to be funny. Searching for this was an exercise in shame.

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 19:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

Eww, and my first ILE post was about a sex dream involving Mike Patton (barf chiz).

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 20:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

Jesus... I'd always thought everyone had been around for at least a year before me... if I'd known I was coming onto ILX as a newbie at the same time as so many others I'd have posted more in the old days. *Melodramatic mope*

Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 20:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

And my first ILM posts were in an argument with Momus!

Talk about launching yourself in at the deep end.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 20:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

My first, on a Favourite TOTP Appearance thread way back earlier this year:

I can't believe my favourite's not been mentioned yet. I'm 42, so I remember when TOTP claimed performances weren't mimed. The Faces once put down their instruments mid-song (I think it was on Stay With Me) and started kicking a football around - it was the moment that blew the pretence away, combined with a magnificent rock single. What more could we want?

A1 were particularly hilarious just recently, completely fucking up a live, unplugged performance. Why didn't a manager or someone point out to them that they really can't sing nearly well enough to do that?

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 20:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

I could have been a little clearer above. What I meant was that my own posting embarrassed me so much that for a long time I didn’t want to go back to find out how people had responded to it. Know the feeling?

Rex (Rex), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 20:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

(nabisco, you've linked to the same thread twice. I wanna read your mike patton sex dream)

jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 20:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

(oh mark p, sorry if I was a bit defensive on your first post, I just had terrible .exe paranoia at the time and still do)

jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 20:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

The furthest back I can find is March '01, posting to an AICON thread. I am stunned I have been here that long since my earliest memories were arguing with nabisco over 9/11.

bnw (bnw), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 21:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

Can't remember if this was my first post, but it's certainly the first thread I started Colourbox missing in action?

Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 21:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

My first post (here) was on the "List the Next Five Albums You're Going to Buy" Thread. I haven't picked up the Joseph Spence or Ornette yet, but I did eventually get the other ones.

o. nate (onate), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 22:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

I think this is where I first said something, it's the earliest I can do.

"My only complaint is that there's just not enough ALLY! I should be the fuckin' mascot, man."

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 22:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

This looks like it. eek.

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 22:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

this was the first ilm thread, and thus tom's earliest post. my response there is the first one so I think that means I posted the first response to ilx. (there are some slight complications. this thread of tom's, posted the same day, also has a post from me as the first response. but I think the other one was earlier. there are two other threads started on that first day: this one, which I take to have been posted later because its first response is on the next day (probably after midnight), and this one, which I just think contains later responses than tom's first thread.)

the first thread I started was not until about four months later, here. it was, uh, characteristic.

Josh (Josh), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 22:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

patrin in older skool than sinker shockah!

also, the pinefox's first post was in the same thread as sterl's, I think.

Joshk (Josh), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 23:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

Crumbs.

Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 23:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

hmm, I wonder how that k got in there. I must have had byron's 'josk' post in my head (see first thread).

Josh (Josh), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 23:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

Jan. 15, 2001 - How Did You Discover Freaky Trigger?

Kim (Kim), Thursday, 31 October 2002 00:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

(josk - your jan jelinek cd burn is on the way!)

bnw (bnw), Thursday, 31 October 2002 00:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

My first ILM Post. Creepiness in Rock. I said "Kicks" was from Sally Can't Dance, not Coney Island Baby, I was mortified!

My first ILE post was me blabbing about Velvet Goldmine. Ooh, get her.

The first thread I started was about Donnie Darko. I shouldn't have been so goddamned picky, it's a wonderful film.

Arthur (Arthur), Thursday, 31 October 2002 01:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

apparently from my second ever post on ilm:

you've really got to reevaluate yourself musically if listening to Eric B/Rakim reminds you of limp bizkit. you've got it all mixed up

my first was sticking up for breeders' last splash

ron (ron), Thursday, 31 October 2002 01:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

I have no idea -- I know it was to ilm but it mustn't have been anything memorable. Is there a way of looking it up that I've missed?

Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 31 October 2002 01:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yay for Mark S's early posts -- comprehensible punctuation, Derrida refs, a nice piece of name-dropping (Matt Black of Coldcut), and supple aphorisms such as 'Air guitar is dancing for people who are frightened of the middle of their bodies.' (What has happened since?)

My own first post (April 3rd, 2001) was on ILM, and was pretty typical me. 'What ifs', parallel worlds, time travel, devil's advocacy, high-flown style, a certain pomposity, a love of polemic, a division of the cool elite from the 'normals' and obligatory Japan references:

What if 'cool' were the closest thing we have in the modern age to what used to be called 'honour'? What if Victorian duels, chivalric courtships and samurai protectorates were motivated by the 'cool' of the day? What if 'cool' were just a word for the way we encode our ethical and aesthetic visions of how life should be? Would you still want to dismiss it, make its adherents 'shrivel'? Would you want a cut- off point? Would you still be evangelising on behalf of 'normal styles'? And aren't those just rather less considered, rather more accommodated versions of yesterday's cool anyway?

Later I migrated to ILX (reluctantly) with a big debate about censorship, a subject pretty close to my knee.

Momus (Momus), Thursday, 31 October 2002 01:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

i think this was the first thread i started

it appears that the savatage fan club has been overrun by the cure and smashing pumpkins fan clubs!

ron (ron), Thursday, 31 October 2002 01:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

(Another really typical thing I'm doing in that first post is coming to the defence of essentially rather superficial people I feel are being picked on, using defensive arguments those people themselves would never in a million years have come up with. The same thing happened on the Vice thread. The reason I make common cause with these people is essentially that we share a common interest in Dandyism, which I'm always trying -- rather pointlessly -- to validate intellectually.)

Momus (Momus), Thursday, 31 October 2002 01:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

C'mon bnw, I met you in New York before 9/11.

I think my first post was on that indie rock thread too. I'm sure it sucked.

sundar subramanian (sundar), Thursday, 31 October 2002 02:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

I guess this is mine:
foreign synth pop

The replies didn't help too much, except the 3rd one had some good website to check out.
But I'm looking for something more along the lines of OMD, but in French, or Italian, or any other language.

A Nairn (moretap), Thursday, 31 October 2002 02:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

That Wilder guy from the electric sound of jim's link has some good taste in music.

A Nairn (moretap), Thursday, 31 October 2002 02:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

nicole - do a search for your email address (in the email addy field) and they will come out in chronological order

ron (ron), Thursday, 31 October 2002 02:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

I should have thought of this, thanks,

Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 31 October 2002 02:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

I should have guessed: expressing over-excitement for music journalism and porn, as per usual.

Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 31 October 2002 02:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

i didn't think to do it either - graham pointed it out above :-)

ron (ron), Thursday, 31 October 2002 02:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

Doh! I have been so tired this week, I don't even think I've been reading things properly. Sorry Graham!

Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 31 October 2002 02:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

ROCKISM ALERT!!!

jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 31 October 2002 03:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

Tindersticks.Waiting For The Moon....nice for late afternoon listening
― Jacob Sanders (LolVStein), Thursday, August 11, 2005 10:38 AM (8 years ago)

JacobSanders, Sunday, 9 February 2014 08:19 (ten years ago) link

ShariVari wrote this on thread gyptian - holdyuh on board I Love Music on Jan 21, 2011

The soca refix is the one i've been playing constantly for the last year. I'm always surprised that soca / soca remixes don't make more of an impact on the charts.

Pvmic

Ramnaresh Samhain (ShariVari), Sunday, 9 February 2014 08:24 (ten years ago) link

Made mine back when you didn't have to register w/ ILX, can't remember the name i used

, Sunday, 9 February 2014 08:37 (ten years ago) link

Oh wait I found it

X = Creed
Y = any black metal band, with the possible exception of ANAL CUNT
― Mickey (modestmickey), Tuesday, January 18, 2005 12:43 PM (9 years ago) Bookmark

, Sunday, 9 February 2014 08:39 (ten years ago) link

rolling: "dragnet" - the fall
cutting: "cLOUDDEAD"

― noodle vague, Wednesday, July 23, 2003 9:35 PM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

zonal snarking (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 9 February 2014 09:32 (ten years ago) link

The early days of not having to register/using comedy names in the display field makes this really hard, but it might have been this (Greenspun posts don't seem to have a timestamp any more) on "what was the first song you heard all year"?

I know it was something Scottish. We had a Scottish Music Only marathon round my flat. Something about New Years belonging to the Scots, I'm still not entirely sure why, may have had more to do with the Absinthe and the Laphroiagh than the date.
So chances are, it was PRML SCRM, Belle and Sebastian or... ::oh the shame:: Travis.

― xxxx, Tuesday, December 5, 2000 1:00 AM

Or it might have been about the impossibility of achieving happiness in a hypermediated and hypersexualised environment that shows every sign of worsening.

But mentioning Belle and Sebastian is the most embarrassing thing of all.

"righteous indignation shit" (Branwell Bell), Sunday, 9 February 2014 09:48 (ten years ago) link

free fall wrote this on thread What are you listening to todizzle? on board I Love Everything on Jun 17, 2004

pearls before swine - side one of "these things too".
the renderers - a dream of the sea.
karen dalton - in my own time.
les rallizes denudes - high or die.
charalambides - first listen to "joy shapes" (holy shit).
jerry garcia - side two of "garcia" (the first one).

^and nearly 10 years later still listen to them :-/

no lime tangier, Sunday, 9 February 2014 09:51 (ten years ago) link

I posted once in 2002. I don't like it--there's even a typo. (Omen of the future, and probably one of the reasons I stopped; I hate not being able to fix typos. I've adjusted.) My first post under my own name was a thread about supporting actors in 2005:

In Anticipation of Morgan Freeman Beating Thomas Haden Church

A couple of months later I started posting under a second name (the "merritt ranew" account), and continued using both until early in 2006. I guess you could get away with that then.

clemenza, Sunday, 9 February 2014 14:47 (ten years ago) link


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