BEST THREAD ON ILX: Part ONE - The Nominations

Anyhow, thanks for your detective work Doctor. I think I've only managed previously to pull up the "In every POXY FULE..." one before using the google search.

Trayce is right, I think that both "every" and "ever" are excluded from the search engine.

Man, I totally wanna read the coffeehouse one now. I remember the old movies one being esp. brilliant. (and '80's suburban dens was no slouch, either)

In every coffeeshop ever

In every suburban den 1983-1989

in every old movie ever

I love those ones. Also (forgive me):

How can you tell you're in an Australian soap opera?

Let's see if this works now:

top 100 stock plot devices for children's action/adventure cartoons

success!

ok...

in every cop show ever

in every poxy fule ever

I am so sad I missed the Paul Rudd threads. love!

I remember when he was on the Daily Show (for like the 465th time) discussing Gen Y Cops!

Wow, don't know what went wrong with my links but THANK YOU THANK YOU to dell - how the hell did you find them? I swear to god "old movie" got me nowhere.

shucks, it's all in a day's work.

But seriously, prayer, my brother, prayer.

Ah the Aussie soap thread was great :D

Feel Like Making Lunch

Yeah, I dunno why the links you posted didn't work. Maybe the ILX Central Control Unit just happened to burp at that moment or something.

I found the "in every old movie ever" one by putting "movie" into the plain ol' ILX search engine, and then flipping through a dozen or so pages of results. I have fast eyeballs or something. It's one of my few talents in life.

I'm just glad that you and Ned were able to bring to mind the specific subjects of those threads. All I could recall was that the "in every X ever" ones were pretty great in general...which doesn't help search-wise!

Shucks. Let's hear it for ILX teamwork!

Having now read it, I second "In every coffee shop." ILXors write what they know. It's also one of the elite threads to sustain a multi-post revive as a result of THIS thread.

in every coffeeshop seconded

o i see i am late

Barenaked Ladies and In Every Old Movie Ever seconded.

this is my vlog
does ned raggett smoke weed
yo is it true vordul got sonned by a wite kid after a aol beef??????

seconded

I'll nominate this too:

In every Soviet bloc...

Oh, yeah, I too would like this to be an old-fashioned ILX poll, where people vote and provide blurbs via e-mail, and the winners are revealed one at a time. That makes it much more exciting.

oh that would be graet!

Yeah but would never finish.

Still, Tuomas thirded.

No, Georgie's right. It's obvious to all of us that you have made your own championship belt.

Vintage.

Oh, yeah, I too would like this to be an old-fashioned ILX poll, where people vote and provide blurbs via e-mail, and the winners are revealed one at a time. That makes it much more exciting.

I INVENTED THIS SHIT AND DEMAND ROYATLIES

BAN LOUIS JAGGER
Britney can i get your sister jame spears Email
Photoshop/MS Paint Nike and other evil corporations ruining famous album covers
When ILE/Moderator board mods get shook
i have the apartment to myself for the next 36 hours...
What do you look like in your underwear?
TS: My Little Pony vs. Care Bears
POPPAGE
What one piece of advice would you give your ten year old self?
what to do when your roommate doesn't realize you're home and thusly is having loud sex in the living room
so not gonna happen
Oink Invites
Yelling Things (Sometimes Insults) At People From Cars - C or D?
y'all ready for this?
This is the thread where I sing along to "Da Funk"
Ladies and Gentlemen...The 40 Most OMGWTFLOL(ROFFLE) Songs Of The 90s.
My mother's incredibly stupid ex-husband
the snorg girl looks crazy
robots in dis guys
Let's bitch about our stupid, annoying co-workers
Favorite unintentionally homoerotic sports imagery
My little sister got a new job finally. At Hooters.
I have, like, no gay friends in town.
I don't think we have any discussion about the Danish Muhammad cartoons....
WDYLL when machines are trying to kill you: favorite product warning labels thread

All seconded.

I also propose:

Cute baby animal alert!!

Oh wait, the first one I wanted to make a comment that I don't think it should be there re. it being a personal attack thread.

So I am NOT seconding BAN LOUIS JAGGER

I am!

wow!

More srsly..

There seems to be a lot missing.

I haven't actually seconded anything.

I'd second "there's a guy on the roof" for a kickov.

Where the hell is Jaggah? How dare his "real life" concerns impede the progress of this poll! Furthermore, I'm still confused as to whether threads need to actually be seconded in order to count in the final running. Cheers kv, though, that's some good compiling work you've done. Fook, I'll pitch in if need be. Though, I do agree that it should be an old-style poll, with a proper suspenseful countdown an' all.

And a Barry Normal style precis of content, style and direction of thread.

hai!

Though, I do agree that it should be an old-style poll, with a proper suspenseful countdown an' all

We could always do it again, like you and a few others have suggested. For now, though, it's gonna be a straight shoot-out.

BAN LOUIS JAGGER
Britney can i get your sister jame spears Email
Photoshop/MS Paint Nike and other evil corporations ruining famous album covers
When ILE/Moderator board mods get shook
i have the apartment to myself for the next 36 hours...
What do you look like in your underwear?
TS: My Little Pony vs. Care Bears
POPPAGE
What one piece of advice would you give your ten year old self?
what to do when your roommate doesn't realize you're home and thusly is having loud sex in the living room
so not gonna happen
Oink Invites
Yelling Things (Sometimes Insults) At People From Cars - C or D?
y'all ready for this?
This is the thread where I sing along to "Da Funk"
Ladies and Gentlemen...The 40 Most OMGWTFLOL(ROFFLE) Songs Of The 90s.
My mother's incredibly stupid ex-husband
the snorg girl looks crazy
robots in dis guys
Let's bitch about our stupid, annoying co-workers
Favorite unintentionally homoerotic sports imagery
My little sister got a new job finally. At Hooters.
I have, like, no gay friends in town.
I don't think we have any discussion about the Danish Muhammad cartoons....
WDYLL when machines are trying to kill you: favorite product warning labels thread

All seconded.

I also propose:

Cute baby animal alert!!

-- kv_n

Ralf Hutter's blind date: An ILX Collaborative Tragicomedy was also seconded, I must protest.

x-ie

J-go, I love ya, god knows I do, but you're killing me with this insistence on the "straight shoot-out"

Would it be weird if the very name "ILX" was changed to "Ban 10uis J4gg3r"?

Ok, I guess it would be weird...

Moley, I think KV Nol was seconding those threads rather than listing all the threads that have been seconded.

Whoa, and wait up! The "Down in the Tubestation" thread been missed? I definitely second that one!

xpost ah! that makes sense. OK, well, anyway I second the tubestation one anyhow.

I am also going to second Taking Sides: The Pixies Vs Placebo

.. and propose:

What the hell, let's all SING "House of jealous lovers"

Moley, I think KV Nol was seconding those threads rather than listing all the threads that have been seconded.

-- Tuomas

Aha, yes, apologies.

wtf guys, 6 days and no mention of
Ipso Fatso

No worries, cheers Tuomas. (xpost)

I would also like to nominate:

10(+) architects I have been thinking about

Perhaps my favourite picture thread ever.

TS: Smiths vs Anal Cunt

"And" six times in a row

Who would win a fight between a horse and a monkey?

The Miracle of the Smiths is my favourite ILX thread.