TS: My Little Pony vs. Care Bears

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This is the twee-est thread ever. Bow down to my girly domination.

http://www.oz.net/~carebear/Cbmlpc3.jpg

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

Strawberry Shortcake OWNZ THIS THREAD!!!

hstencil, Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

Strawberry Shortcake is gay, and so r u. Everyone knows My Little Pony rules the skool.

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

uh oh, stence, have you seen my SS necklace?

rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

The new line of Strawberry Shortcake is horrible, and I hate it.

rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

My Little Pony, obviously, for elsethread reasons. The best you could get from the Care Bears is using "Care Bear stare" as code for voyeurism, maybe.

Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

The cartoon STINX. Strawberry Shortcake all hip? What the fuck?

Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

Real American Heroes to Thread!

(rosemary, no I haven't seen that necklace, but I've sure seen your dirrrrty one!)

hstencil, Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

You've made this a totally untwee thread, you bastard.

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

(note to self: wear necklace, hoop earrings, and kneesocks next time you meet up with hstencil.)

rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://emiel.info/log/public_html/images/beeldgrog/30.gif

4mateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

(note to self: try not to spontaneously combust next time you meet up with rosemary.)

hstencil, Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

RAINBOW BRITE IS THE BEST!!!

For this thread, tho, I'll take the ponies.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

jaymc's Rainbow Brite love comes outta the closet. I suspected as much.

hstencil, Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oh how I used to mock my little sister's love for all things colorful and plush!!

Aaron W (Aaron W), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

I was Rainbow Brite for Halloween once.

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

Actually, here's why My Little Pony is better. Because it's cute as fuck, and yet the pony in Ally's pic has this sort of cool detachment. Care Bears are too eager-to-please in their cuteness, like countless other anthropomorphisms (Snuggle Bear, Pillsbury Dough Boy, etc.) Care Bears are all, "HI! WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND??" My Little Pony's all like, "Oh, hey there. What's up?"

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

'Care Bears? Reminds me of fat kids named Heather who wanted you to sign their doll at an in-store'
--Henry Rollins, paraphrased from 'I Love the 80s'

jaymc=OTM

buttch (Oops), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

I was Rainbow Brite for Halloween once.

My next-door neighbor was Rainbow Brite for Halloween when we were like five or six. I think I was jealous, in some pre-aware-of-gender-roles way.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

My Little Pony, because you can get living ones:

http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/images/chinesecrestedstand2.jpg

Nemo (JND), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

Care Bears coz I remember their cartoon show, it was trippy.

My Little Ponies didn't do anything!

jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

THAT'S NOT A PONY IT IS A DOG.

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

AND IT'S NOT LITTLE AND IT'S NOT MINE.

Nick A. (Nick A.), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

Well, perhaps it is a dog, but wouldn't it be fun to comb its hair with a little plastic comb?

Nemo (JND), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

care bears, cause they still make me feel creative after all these years.

http://www.mushrush.com/blogfat/archives/000091.shtml

martin mushrush (mushrush), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 20:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

What is wrong with that dog? It is like Julian Casablancas, the dog.

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 20:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

I think I saw that dog in Williamsburg, actually. It's Larry Tee's.

hstencil, Wednesday, 23 April 2003 20:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

hahaha, very funny, Martin!

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 20:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

The breed is called Chinese Crested. Some of them have pinker skin, and they really do look as much like a My Little Pony as any dog has business doing.

Nemo (JND), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 20:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

Do they listen to W.I.T.?

hstencil, Wednesday, 23 April 2003 20:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

Bratz is way cooler than both!

jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 20:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Take us to Williamsburg."

http://www.chinese-crested-dogs.org/pictures-images/chinese-crested-dogs-cc010c.jpg

Nemo (JND), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 20:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

I think that IS W.I.T.!

hstencil, Wednesday, 23 April 2003 20:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

Where do I get one of those things? They look like demons from the beyond. I am in love with them. I would name them after members of Kraftwerk and pet their fancy head hair.Then I would get sick of them and ignore them.

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

^Ally describes all of her relationships w/men.

buttch (Oops), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

Don't worry, you're next.

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

I rock the My Little Pony, Care Bears R Gay

Worlds of Wonder (gabbneb), Thursday, 24 April 2003 02:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

they're GLAM dogs. I'd name them after Japan. the first one has a David Sylvian haircut. frivolous.

Erik, Thursday, 24 April 2003 07:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

GRUMPY BEAR was the best. he was in denial about being twee, which is the twee-est thing ever.

di smith (lucylurex), Thursday, 24 April 2003 09:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

Generic-brand My Little Pony knockoffs were bestest, they had swivelly heads that did a complete Exorcist-stylez 360o. My Little Ponys always had those dumb handbags with their outfits which never fit properly and consequently looked k-lame.

petra jane (petra jane), Thursday, 24 April 2003 10:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

I loathed them both. yuck! But care bears in particular.

Vicky (Vicky), Thursday, 24 April 2003 10:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

why is that GI Joe comic subtitled "a real American hero"? do they think GI Joe is, like, an actual historical figure?

Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Thursday, 24 April 2003 10:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

the fact that I, a boy, actually remember WATCHING My Little Pony explains a lot about me.

Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Thursday, 24 April 2003 10:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

My Little Pony wins. Care Bears were contemptable even when I was 7. I had a My Little Pony grooming parlour and I loved it.

Anna (Anna), Thursday, 24 April 2003 11:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

All American heroes are fictional.

hstencil, Thursday, 24 April 2003 12:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

Martin, Your link was great!

Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 24 April 2003 12:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

I think everyone should take a minute to silently ponder hstencil's dramatic statement, it is akin to Apocalypse Now, in one short sentence.

Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 24 April 2003 12:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

crappy pony

Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 24 April 2003 12:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

Wasn't there a movie that starred My Little Ponies and Rainbow Brite or something? I swear to God I'm not imagining this!

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 24 April 2003 12:56 (twenty-one years ago) link


Methinks we have a new winner

Gatinha (rwillmsen), Thursday, 24 April 2003 12:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Martha Coakley should have called upon the Sea Ponies: Y/N?

Vajazzle My Nazzle (HI DERE), Wednesday, 20 January 2010 18:32 (fourteen years ago) link

lol

Did anybody here seen my old friend, Jason Sehorn? (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 20 January 2010 23:17 (fourteen years ago) link

It's possible that this thread has made me laugh more than any other thread.

Jacob Sanders, Thursday, 21 January 2010 05:53 (fourteen years ago) link

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwvq7h04OR1qa3ofyo1_500.jpg

forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 22:11 (fourteen years ago) link

NIGHT HORSES
http://www.skrov.com/projects/horses.html

forksclovetofu, Monday, 1 February 2010 21:46 (fourteen years ago) link

poll IMO

PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Monday, 1 February 2010 21:47 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YhsFoFt0QQ

plaxico (I know, right?), Monday, 1 February 2010 21:52 (fourteen years ago) link

Those old My Little Pony cartoons were so bad they were compelling. A few years ago, I saw one with my daughter about a seemingly evil, but misunderstood, pig-princess, who was manipulated by her underlings. Nothing made sense, everything kept flip-flopping from one scene, and one shot, to the next, the dialogue was unlistenable, and it was frantic, despite not much really happening in the story.

I tried to find it on YouTube. Alas, no luck.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 1 February 2010 22:01 (fourteen years ago) link

one year passes...

The new My Little Pony show, subtitled Friendship is Magic, has developed quite a cult following over the past few months. It was developed by Lauren Faust, who also worked on The Powerpuff Girls and Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends - the new show is her attempt to make a proper girl's cartoon, that appeals to its core audience instead of patronising it.

Adult male MLP fans have a name for themselves:bronies. They're even namechecked in the latest TV ad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZhUi1jpRis&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL

Duane Barry, Sunday, 29 May 2011 13:40 (twelve years ago) link

bronie

henri grenouille (Frogman Henry), Sunday, 29 May 2011 13:53 (twelve years ago) link

people are really into this shit now; it's somehow become memey

he he he what would i not eat? (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 29 May 2011 15:18 (twelve years ago) link

If I ever found myself in a position where I was calling myself a "bronie" I would have to question a series of previous life decisions

Tom Skerritt Mustache Ride (DJP), Sunday, 29 May 2011 15:18 (twelve years ago) link

For a while there I actually feared I was becoming a bronie, but I tired of it after a few episodes. *Phew*.

Not a bad cartoon, though.

Duane Barry, Sunday, 29 May 2011 15:26 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.wired.com/underwire/2011/06/bronies-my-little-ponys/

scott seward, Saturday, 11 June 2011 20:00 (twelve years ago) link

we are all doomed.

scott seward, Saturday, 11 June 2011 20:00 (twelve years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/RbvFL.jpg

Ayatollah Colm Meaney (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 22:19 (twelve years ago) link

lol

skinny arbuckle (latebloomer), Thursday, 7 July 2011 11:11 (twelve years ago) link

thread needs some professor coldheart:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0f130MJjKE

little mushroom person (abanana), Thursday, 7 July 2011 13:57 (twelve years ago) link

"new yoke city"!
i woulda likely have been one of those geeks in jr. high

brooklyn's complicated relationship with bacon (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 July 2011 14:01 (twelve years ago) link

OMG how did I not know about bronies until now? I just . . . woah.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 7 July 2011 14:09 (twelve years ago) link

"The whole enterprise really took off when Kacey met Eike, a "black bunny avatar" with anime hair, allegedly portrayed by a German man. Eike proposed fake Second Life marriage to Kacey, at which point Kacey totally fell in love with him. Not OtakuOfTomobiki, mind you. Just Kacey. Because Kacey was the one playing Second Life. Not OtakuOfTomobiki. Although the real person behind Eike presumably had legitimate feelings for the person he believed to be behind Kacey, OtakuOfTomobiki treated the whirlwind affair like an anime fairy tale about people who are not him. "

. . .

my ponies hate you (ENBB), Thursday, 7 July 2011 14:12 (twelve years ago) link

I just want you to know that my ponies are not happy anymore.

brooklyn's complicated relationship with bacon (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 July 2011 14:22 (twelve years ago) link

goodbye horses, indeed.

death to ilx, long live the frogbs (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 7 July 2011 14:23 (twelve years ago) link

holy shit

I am not getting a damn thing done today

DJP, Thursday, 7 July 2011 14:25 (twelve years ago) link

No, you're not and neither am I. In fact, I was just thinking the same thing about myself.

I just want you to know that my ponies are not happy anymore.I just want you to know that my ponies are not happy anymore.I just want you to know that my ponies are not happy anymore.I just want you to know that my ponies are not happy anymore.I just want you to know that my ponies are not happy anymore.I just want you to know that my ponies are not happy anymore.I just want you to know that my ponies are not happy anymore.I just want you to know that my ponies are not happy anymore.I just want you to know that my ponies are not happy anymore.

my ponies hate you (ENBB), Thursday, 7 July 2011 14:27 (twelve years ago) link

what i wanna know is, when will the inevitable Klingons v. Bronies (or Furries v. Bronies) bowling match occur?!?

KARLOR CAN FUCK ANYTHING! AND HE WILL AND HAS!!! (Eisbaer), Thursday, 7 July 2011 14:28 (twelve years ago) link

http://craphound.com/images/fursvsklingon.jpg

have fun, photoshoppers!

KARLOR CAN FUCK ANYTHING! AND HE WILL AND HAS!!! (Eisbaer), Thursday, 7 July 2011 14:29 (twelve years ago) link

The bronie provide hours of entertainment.

online pinata store (Nicole), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 19:46 (twelve years ago) link

My favorite new revelation in this whole thing is the phrase "saddlesore"

HOOBASTANK is my co-pilot (DJP), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 19:52 (twelve years ago) link

five months pass...

http://gawker.com/5873524/a-brony-speaks

mookieproof, Thursday, 5 January 2012 23:36 (twelve years ago) link

I should start this off by saying that my wife and I are bronies.
I should start this off by saying that my wife and I are bronies.
I should start this off by saying that my wife and I are bronies.
I should start this off by saying that my wife and I are bronies.
I should start this off by saying that my wife and I are bronies.
I should start this off by saying that my wife and I are bronies.
I should start this off by saying that my wife and I are bronies.
I should start this off by saying that my wife and I are bronies.
I should start this off by saying that my wife and I are bronies.
I should start this off by saying that my wife and I are bronies.
I should start this off by saying that my wife and I are bronies.

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Thursday, 5 January 2012 23:38 (twelve years ago) link

Third, MLP:FIM is a new version of the show because Lauren Faust, who worked on Powerpuff Girls and Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, wanted to make a kids show that wouldn't cause the adults that watch with their children to slam their heads into the wall to make the saccharine, high-pitched, aural trauma go away.

based on the 2 minutes of this that I watched, where two of the ponies were having a bitch fit over cleaning up a park, I don't think they succeeded

Foster's was the bomb tho

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Thursday, 5 January 2012 23:40 (twelve years ago) link

Foster's >>> MLP

One of my main problems with Bronys is that they don't have good taste. How can they not like Foster's better? PEER PRESSURE

Different folk for different folks (CaptainLorax), Thursday, 5 January 2012 23:47 (twelve years ago) link

maybe INSANITY or REPRESSED CHILDHOOD or most likely "IM A LIL WUSS"

Different folk for different folks (CaptainLorax), Thursday, 5 January 2012 23:50 (twelve years ago) link

One of my main problems with Bronys is that they don't have good taste. How can they not like Foster's better? PEER PRESSURE

I don't really get this either. I quite like the new MLP show, but there are current shows which are clearly better, e.g. Adventure Time, Regular Show, P&F. But a lot of toon-geeks are treating MLP as one of the greatest cartoon series EVER made, top five material. It seems to me like a lot of them are getting too caught up in the buzz.

Duane Barry, Friday, 6 January 2012 00:48 (twelve years ago) link

I like Foster's better! But MLP is fun too, and if it gets me out of having to watch Dora or Max and Ruby I am more than happy to watch MLP. No one who doesn't have kids can understand how truly horrible most modern kids cartoons are.

Nicole, Friday, 6 January 2012 01:10 (twelve years ago) link

I suppose that if one really, really liked such items as Care Bears and My Little Pony, one might have a discerning opinion of which was better. To one like myself, this question is like asking whether I prefer my vomitus with a predominance of half-digested red cabbage or green cabbage.

Aimless, Friday, 6 January 2012 04:16 (twelve years ago) link

^^^protesteth too much

mookieproof, Friday, 6 January 2012 04:19 (twelve years ago) link

WWTSS (What Would Twilight Sparkle Say)?

Aimless, Friday, 6 January 2012 04:21 (twelve years ago) link

dubtrot

mookieproof, Friday, 6 January 2012 20:59 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

lol

der Truthahn des Giftes (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 03:38 (twelve years ago) link

I just want you to know that my ponies are not happy anymore.

Nicole, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 04:01 (twelve years ago) link

;_;

der Truthahn des Giftes (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 17:39 (twelve years ago) link

six months pass...
four weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4TedkQP_hM

Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 18:48 (eleven years ago) link

not clicking on that youtube, assume its some terrible hentai MPL/CB slash thing that will haunt me to the grave

I'M THE ONLY ON (jjjusten), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 18:50 (eleven years ago) link

it's much more haunting than that

shoo be doo

Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 18:50 (eleven years ago) link


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