she's freaking me out
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:06 (sixteen years ago) link
i know she is getting weirder and weirder and more and more prevalent. i would still totally hit that tho.
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:08 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.snorg.org/
― jessie monster, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:09 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.carolineoncrack.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/BigDeal_F_Fullpic_3.gif
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:09 (sixteen years ago) link
yeah that's cool but every time i load up wankette now she's staring at me with that maniacal grin and this look in her eyes that says I WILL EAT YR SOUL LOL SRSLY and i'm just like i can't read any of this, you snorg girl, you are ruining my day.
it's a lot better when i load up that site and it's the american apparel "just a girl's ass, nothing but a girl's ass" ad.
GAAAAAH XPOST
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:10 (sixteen years ago) link
Here are some things I have written:
* why I believe in God
Here are some lists:
* what I value in others * good mechanics around LA * good websites for when you are bored * good computer products * ...view all lists...
Here are some things I like:
* fish tanks * static electricty * crawdads * sprinting
lol adblock
― ghost rider, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:13 (sixteen years ago) link
i don't like to use adblock, i might miss out on the american apparel girl's ass.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:13 (sixteen years ago) link
wtf is snorg anyway, i've never gone to their site because i'm afraid that girl is going to try to convert me, religiously, to her cult.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:14 (sixteen years ago) link
funny thing is its not just wankette any more shes on tmp and huffpost too - theres some sort of blog fueled nervous breakdown happening
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:14 (sixteen years ago) link
oh man now i have gone and i see it is t-shirts one would find at urban outfitters, t-shirts for douchebags. i'm disappointed.
i've got kind of a big rack.
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:16 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.angelfire.com/blog2/snorg_girl/images/snorg12.jpg http://www.angelfire.com/blog2/snorg_girl/images/snorg6.jpg
this one is my absolute favorite
http://www.angelfire.com/blog2/snorg_girl/images/snorg8.jpg
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:17 (sixteen years ago) link
aw fuuuuuck
wait wait this http://www.snorgtees.com/snorg_photos.php
xpost lolololol
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:17 (sixteen years ago) link
so many douchebags!
― n/a, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:19 (sixteen years ago) link
that photo page is like combining capitol club with neighborhoodies.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:20 (sixteen years ago) link
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=72470664
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:20 (sixteen years ago) link
The best thing in those picturers is the Giant Baloo!
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:21 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.whatevs.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/snorg4.jpg http://www.whatevs.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/snorg31.jpg http://www.whatevs.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/snorgteesgirl.jpg
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:21 (sixteen years ago) link
http://a797.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00742/69/76/742896796_l.jpg
GAHDIGONFOPGN FUAGPFOAN8FUGBNPARDGUBIP NO NO NO BOXCAR BOXCAR
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:22 (sixteen years ago) link
WIAT WHERES YOUR SNORG!!1?!!
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:25 (sixteen years ago) link
i mean it's just bad crazy. she needs to be good crazy, like this http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v719/gofugyourself/GFY112005/74191083.jpg then i'd be a lot more ok with her
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:26 (sixteen years ago) link
well yeah
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:26 (sixteen years ago) link
She is Jessica Simpson's retarded, chained-in-the-attic younger sister who is not Ashlee Simpson.
― n/a, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:27 (sixteen years ago) link
snorgsnorgsnorgsnorgsnorgsnorgsnorg aaaargh my day is ruined
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:27 (sixteen years ago) link
born in '88! making me feel old
― deej, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:29 (sixteen years ago) link
ok wtf lohan
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:30 (sixteen years ago) link
so creepy that 19 year olds are 5 years younger than me.
next year ppl born in THE NINETIES can buy cigarettes
― deej, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:30 (sixteen years ago) link
http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/4615/snorgvx8.jpg
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:31 (sixteen years ago) link
THARES UR SNORG BABY!!1
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:32 (sixteen years ago) link
"I'm kind of wearing a hideous dress"
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:33 (sixteen years ago) link
so creepy that 19 year olds are 5 years younger than me
deej, that makes you like 10 years younger than me.
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:34 (sixteen years ago) link
http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/7552/snog2ab1.jpg
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:38 (sixteen years ago) link
abnvfpa pru9agnwijha 8080808080
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:46 (sixteen years ago) link
http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/135/snog3sg1.jpg
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:47 (sixteen years ago) link
Well done.
― nickalicious, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:50 (sixteen years ago) link
somehow that isn't on schefter blog yet? wtf
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:50 (sixteen years ago) link
all that, AND she believes in God. Hold me back.
― kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:51 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.snorgtees.com/images/CustomerPic_000101.jpg
ok I can actually deal with this.
― kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:52 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.snorgtees.com/images/LetsHugItOut_F_Fullpic_10.jpg BRRRAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNNNNSSSSSS
― nickalicious, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:52 (sixteen years ago) link
tyty
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:52 (sixteen years ago) link
kenan, from that photo there appears to be absolutely nothing remarkable about that girl whatsoever.
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:54 (sixteen years ago) link
I actually kind of like this one:
http://myspace-296.vo.llnwd.net/01246/69/26/1246146296_l.jpg
― nickalicious, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:54 (sixteen years ago) link
She keeps like she's trying to dislocate her jaw so she can swallow an alligator whole.
― n/a, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:54 (sixteen years ago) link
"alligator"
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:56 (sixteen years ago) link
kenan, random girls in idiotic t-shirts are not the same thing as the snorg girl.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:57 (sixteen years ago) link
but she has a nice big nose.
ok, i guess i'm alone here.
― kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:58 (sixteen years ago) link
http://a270.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00791/96/27/791747269_l.jpg http://a497.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00987/69/44/987124496_l.jpg
ok now im afraid
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:58 (sixteen years ago) link
My name is alice and i have brownish curly hair...when i wash it. I kind of want to grow dreadlocks but not sure that i could pull them off. My eyes are super big and 5 different colors. I go to Auburn and i'm obsessed with it!I don't really get bored easily because I'm pretty good at entertaining myself. As long as I'm in a room full of people I'm happy. My name is alice and i have brownish curly hair...when i wash it. I kind of want to grow dreadlocks but not sure that i could pull them off. My eyes are super big and 5 different colors. I go to Auburn and i'm obsessed with it!I don't really get bored easily because I'm pretty good at entertaining myself. As long as I'm in a room full of people I'm happy. My name is alice and i have brownish curly hair...when i wash it. I kind of want to grow dreadlocks but not sure that i could pull them off. My eyes are super big and 5 different colors. I go to Auburn and i'm obsessed with it!I don't really get bored easily because I'm pretty good at entertaining myself. As long as I'm in a room full of people I'm happy. My name is alice and i have brownish curly hair...when i wash it. I kind of want to grow dreadlocks but not sure that i could pull them off. My eyes are super big and 5 different colors. I go to Auburn and i'm obsessed with it!I don't really get bored easily because I'm pretty good at entertaining myself. As long as I'm in a room full of people I'm happy. My name is alice and i have brownish curly hair...when i wash it. I kind of want to grow dreadlocks but not sure that i could pull them off. My eyes are super big and 5 different colors. I go to Auburn and i'm obsessed with it!I don't really get bored easily because I'm pretty good at entertaining myself. As long as I'm in a room full of people I'm happy. My name is alice and i have brownish curly hair...when i wash it. I kind of want to grow dreadlocks but not sure that i could pull them off. My eyes are super big and 5 different colors. I go to Auburn and i'm obsessed with it!I don't really get bored easily because I'm pretty good at entertaining myself. As long as I'm in a room full of people I'm happy. My name is alice and i have brownish curly hair...when i wash it. I kind of want to grow dreadlocks but not sure that i could pull them off. My eyes are super big and 5 different colors. I go to Auburn and i'm obsessed with it!I don't really get bored easily because I'm pretty good at entertaining myself. As long as I'm in a room full of people I'm happy.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:00 (sixteen years ago) link
omg does the schef know???
― gr8080, Monday, 10 August 2015 21:59 (eight years ago) link
I wonder if I've ever been as happy as snorg girl appears to be
― Upright Mammal (mh), Monday, 10 August 2015 22:03 (eight years ago) link
Well, you could always huff more freon.
― pplains, Monday, 10 August 2015 22:05 (eight years ago) link
the snorg girl looks happy
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Monday, 10 August 2015 22:34 (eight years ago) link
Congratulations mr and mrs snorg girl
― Treeship, Monday, 10 August 2015 23:38 (eight years ago) link
All you ever wanted to know about "Parked Domain Girl."
http://www.quora.com/Whats-the-story-behind-The-Most-Infamous-Girl-in-the-History-of-the-Internet-a-k-a-Parked-Domain-Girl
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 08:29 (eight years ago) link
I hardly think she is "the most infamous girl in the history of the internet" come on now
― Treeship, Monday, 24 August 2015 02:57 (eight years ago) link
No, I'm not going to doxx Tub Girl, but thanks for the suggestion.
― pplains, Monday, 24 August 2015 03:23 (eight years ago) link
http://benaqua.org/post/10534896269
― r|t|c, Monday, 24 August 2015 18:54 (eight years ago) link
http://s12.postimg.org/pfzkvo72l/IMG_0437.jpg
― controversial but fabulous (I DIED), Wednesday, 2 December 2015 23:03 (eight years ago) link
I keep wanting to ask my coworker if that is his sister-in-law in the trump pic
― μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 2 December 2015 23:39 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/iVaD9Gu.png
― gr8080, Thursday, 3 December 2015 19:00 (eight years ago) link
awesome
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 3 December 2015 19:22 (eight years ago) link
worthy of a deepdream revive imo
omg
― sleeve, Thursday, 3 December 2015 19:23 (eight years ago) link
wut
http://www.tshirthell.com/truthor.htm
― goole, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 21:04 (seven years ago) link
I would give long odds that Truthor is not the Snorg Girl, however crazy they both might be.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 22:09 (seven years ago) link
good old snorg girl
― j., Tuesday, 20 September 2016 22:19 (seven years ago) link
how is the snorg girl doing
is there any snorg girl news
― j., Wednesday, 24 January 2018 02:41 (six years ago) link
This girl was really cute. I remember her on banner ads on websites when I was in high school. Don’t want to read the thread but have a vage memory of ilx investigating her in a Loftus kind of way. Not sure I support it.
― treeship 2, Wednesday, 24 January 2018 02:48 (six years ago) link
she is somewhere good, forever wearing a t-shirt and laughing or screaming at something perpetually out of our view
― mh, Wednesday, 24 January 2018 03:00 (six years ago) link
Had a boy. Named it Bob.
Some funny pix of him doing the snorg face, but I think it might be time to let Snorg Girl go, let her go snorg on her own.
― pplains, Wednesday, 24 January 2018 03:00 (six years ago) link
pal this is not your first day here
― j., Wednesday, 24 January 2018 03:03 (six years ago) link
I reversed-image searched those wedding pix, and we're the only ones on the internet who has them.
What if Snorg Girl starts stalking me? Then what?
― pplains, Wednesday, 24 January 2018 03:09 (six years ago) link
fair's fair
― j., Wednesday, 24 January 2018 03:10 (six years ago) link
She gave birth to The Chive.
― ... (Eazy), Wednesday, 24 January 2018 04:24 (six years ago) link
https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/one-sketchy-photo-shoot-landed-this-womans-face-on-ever-1825216879
― how's life, Wednesday, 18 April 2018 18:18 (six years ago) link
https://tpc.googlesyndication.com/daca_images/simgad/13492724772986564059
― omar little, Monday, 9 July 2018 01:37 (five years ago) link
^I think Herman's Hermits are playing at a nearby Indian casino this week, too. They may not all be the original members, tho.
― A is for (Aimless), Monday, 9 July 2018 04:54 (five years ago) link
Taken as a whole, Indian Reservation gambling produces more revenue than Atlantic City and Las Vegas combined
― rip van wanko, Monday, 9 July 2018 11:09 (five years ago) link
The best part about that deadspin article was the rabbit hole that led me to this piecehttp://thenervousbreakdown.com/jdelsignore/2014/02/is-standing-a-crime/
― El Tomboto, Monday, 9 July 2018 15:22 (five years ago) link
Thx. This part was good:
In those days the turnstiles still accepted tokens, and you could sometimes glimpse the now-lost art of “token sucking.” To pull off the scam, a particularly desperate grifter clogs a turnstile token slot with debris and waits. Soon an unsuspecting mark drops in his token and painfully slams his thighs into a mysteriously unyielding turnstile. The token has not gone through, but is seemingly impossible to retrieve! After some general cursing and banging about, the victim gives up, plunks another token into a functioning turnstile, and moves on with his life. Here our villain swoops back into frame and, lowering his lips to the little token slit, sucks out the precious prize straight into his mouth. He spits it back out into his hand with a piratical grin, and then the token, dried off and rehabilitated, is ready for resale at a slight discount. The decidedly unromantic MetroCard put an end to all that.
And there's more good stuff than just that.
― A is for (Aimless), Monday, 9 July 2018 17:45 (five years ago) link
Getting snorg vibes from Mahogany Lox, star of the MasterCard ad on Twitter that has been shitting up my feed for the last couple of weeks
― badg, Wednesday, 12 February 2020 19:53 (four years ago) link
Glad I'm not the only one haunted by her, she's taken over my IG feed with promoted posts too. She seems inescapable.
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 19:56 (four years ago) link
Of course the latter might be my fault because I made the terrible decision to google who tf she was after she got plastered all over Twitter.
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 19:58 (four years ago) link
If you google her she kills you in your dreams, I heard.
― treeship., Wednesday, 12 February 2020 20:20 (four years ago) link
Or at least chase you through and endless hallway, mugging all the way.
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 20:23 (four years ago) link
"Mahogany Lox" has to be a Pynchon character.
― Bougy! Bougie! Bougé! (Eliza D.), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 20:24 (four years ago) link
hahaha
― sleeve, Wednesday, 12 February 2020 20:26 (four years ago) link
snorg vibes despite only half a head being visible
https://i.ibb.co/RcSZP8K/snorg-vibes.jpg
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Monday, 28 December 2020 22:40 (three years ago) link
the snorg girl tattooed "hakuna matata" on her foot, got married, had kids, went normcorehttps://www.instagram.com/alicekipling
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Monday, 28 December 2020 22:46 (three years ago) link
what a wonderful phrase
― Change Display Name: (stevie), Monday, 28 December 2020 22:49 (three years ago) link
It means “no worries”
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 December 2020 00:09 (three years ago) link
i got an ad for "snorgtees" on fb.
― ꙮ (map), Tuesday, 18 July 2023 17:02 (nine months ago) link
snorgnftees
― papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 18 July 2023 17:08 (nine months ago) link
Did we ever discuss this https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna22689315
― serving aunt (stevie), Tuesday, 18 July 2023 17:09 (nine months ago) link
Or indeed this https://www.primermagazine.com/2008/love/40-semi-interesting-facts-about-alice-the-snorgtees-girl
― serving aunt (stevie), Tuesday, 18 July 2023 17:12 (nine months ago) link
literally everyone 35 yo and younger gets all of their t-shirts from the internet now
― ꙮ (map), Tuesday, 18 July 2023 17:14 (nine months ago) link
Counterpoint: my teenager buys all his T-shirts at H&M at the mall
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 18 July 2023 18:27 (nine months ago) link
and that H&M is constantly full of people and I am the only one over 35
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 18 July 2023 18:28 (nine months ago) link