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in my experience calling a girl annoying is guy for "im gonna try and fuck that chick". its an instant break up in my book.

-- sunny successor, Wednesday, March 5, 2008 1:47 PM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 19:27 (eleven years ago) link

this is for comments where you dont want to get all BIG HOOS on the thread

and what, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 20:14 (eleven years ago) link

ha otm i never realized this before, but it just snaps a whole bunch of experiences into proper perspective!

horseshoe, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 20:19 (eleven years ago) link

but i did get all BIG HOOS on the thread.

horseshoe, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 20:19 (eleven years ago) link

what's the psych behind this? is it like the guy's putting the blame on the "annoying" chick because he can't deal with his being attracted to her?* or are annoying chicks just really hot?

*sorta like calling a woman a slut because she slept with you you slept with her?

get bent, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 21:38 (eleven years ago) link

ive done this before and i think its partially a defense mechanism when you think you wanna get with a girl but shes, you know, annoying

and what, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 21:41 (eleven years ago) link

most times ive hated on some random chick to a girl i was dating what i really was thinking was man id hit that

and what, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 21:42 (eleven years ago) link

i think it's like, before the fact, "annoying" is an epithet of self-protection from the knowledge that he wants to sleep with her? but maybe a guy should answer this question. or sunny, because she's smart.

xposts

horseshoe, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 21:42 (eleven years ago) link

yeah thats basically it, you're pushing that last sliver of distaste to mask whats really going on

and what, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 21:44 (eleven years ago) link

there was an episode of "my so-called life" like this once, where angela's dad was going to open a restaurant with an "annoying" female friend and they got all hot and heavy during an argt

get bent, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 21:46 (eleven years ago) link

sometimes annoyingness is attractive when you realize what the one thing is that would shut her up

sanskrit, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 21:46 (eleven years ago) link

*trying desperately to remember the last girl I called "annoying".

SUNNY, HONEY, I SWEAR UP AND DOWN TO YOU THAT I DON'T WANT TO FUCK THE WATSON'S GIRL. HONEST TO GOD.

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 21:47 (eleven years ago) link

see: Calvin, Suzy

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 21:47 (eleven years ago) link

or are annoying chicks just really hot?

okay, now i'm thinking maybe there's something to this? Ethan?

xposts

horseshoe, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 21:48 (eleven years ago) link

i think it's a way to get away with looking at the girl and acknowledging her in front of your gf, but doing it in a manner that would suggest "man i would never go for her". like when you say, "man look at her hat, how lame" you're thinking "but damn, the rest of her!!~"

omar little, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 21:48 (eleven years ago) link

oh never mind it's just romcom shit. thanks, Tom!

xpost curiouser and curiouser!

horseshoe, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 21:49 (eleven years ago) link

okay, boys of the world, i prefer ignorance!

horseshoe, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 21:49 (eleven years ago) link

I prefer mean to annoying

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 21:51 (eleven years ago) link

I met my current crush and she just starting cutting me apart and challenging all the bullshit I was spouting. It was awesome.

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 21:52 (eleven years ago) link

i think it goes something like "she is annoying" = "i couldn't date her" = "but would totally sleep with her".

Jordan, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 21:53 (eleven years ago) link

I prefer mean

a lot of guys from my generation still have riot grrrl self-flagellation/masochist fantasy baggage. it's cute (and sad) when they quote kathleen hanna lyrics.

get bent, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 21:56 (eleven years ago) link

The classic Moonlighting scenario: VI Warchawski is intolerable for what are actually fickle reasons and really it's just us Corbin Dallas Multipasses being confused by pheromones and slamming doors.

nickalicious, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 21:56 (eleven years ago) link

or are annoying chicks just really hot?

this is pretty much true (well, hot chicks are annoying anyway), there is this thing where hot chicks think they are endlessly fascinating bcz nobody ever tells them to stfu~

also a steadfast rule abt ppl is that the more worked up abt something they are, the more they are prob overcompensating for something. the more a dude talks shit about a broad, the more he wants to bang her until her freckles fall off. she's probably still hell of annoying tho~

cankles, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 22:06 (eleven years ago) link

there is this thing where hot chicks think they are endlessly fascinating bcz nobody ever tells them to stfu~

-- cankles, Wednesday, March 5, 2008 2:06 PM (1 minute ago)

^^truth bomb

get bent, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 22:10 (eleven years ago) link

also, here is a free tip for dudes - when in the presence of ur gf, always go out of ur way to praise the looks of girls who resemble her. and pretend to be repulsed by girls who are a different type from her. REVERZE SYCOHOLYGY!!!!

cankles, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 22:11 (eleven years ago) link

jhoshea started a thread that tended toward that point on ILE.

horseshoe, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 22:16 (eleven years ago) link

xxp "Did he just talk to me like I'm ugly?"

Kerm, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 22:18 (eleven years ago) link

ha!

girls girls hate when u think theyre hot / girls girls love when u think theyre hot

mariah carey / cate blanchett

-- jhøshea, Sunday, January 13, 2008 11:51 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

Their attractive friends/their not so attractive friends.

-- chap, Sunday, January 13, 2008 11:53 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

thread could've ended here.

cankles, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 22:18 (eleven years ago) link

watson's girl: would smash

gff, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 22:23 (eleven years ago) link

no shame

gff, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 22:23 (eleven years ago) link

the Neil Strauss school of date rape has a special term for the act of making negative comments to hot chicks. thankfully I don't remember what it was (my anthropological curiousity with that particular internet subculture was happily short-lived)

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 22:26 (eleven years ago) link

(World of Warcraft racketeering is way more forward-looking)

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 22:26 (eleven years ago) link

i'm pretty sure the term is "a neg"

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 5 March 2008 22:27 (eleven years ago) link

posting jessica alba was the most otm thing in that thread - any girl who doesnt like jessica alba is a shrieking jealous harpy, ditto beyonce

[20:31] me: there's nothing better btw
[20:31] me: than girls who talk shit bout alba, explaining that she's a "bad actress"
[20:31] me: uhhhhh
[20:31] andrew: ahahahaha ya
[20:31] andrew: AHAHAHAAH YAAAA
[20:31] andrew: ginny does that
[20:32] andrew: i am like get real lil dumpkoff
[13:12] andrew: the aptitude of jessica alba at her chosen career has very little to do with my desire to lay atop her, panting and sweating
[13:13] me: beads of sweat plopping onto her forehead, look of horror frozen on her face
[13:14] andrew: lol i see we have had similar sexual histories~
[20:32] andrew: hatred stems from jealous thoughts
[20:33] me: girls just want an angel such as alba to be some degraded ass dog like tara reid or somethin
[20:33] andrew: jessica alba isn't even the hottest chick to me so it's even more lol that chixx hate her so bad
[20:33] andrew: it's like being like I HATE THE BEST BOXER IN THE WORLD ::fights andrew golota::

cankles, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 22:32 (eleven years ago) link

the Neil Strauss school of date rape has a special term for the act of making negative comments to hot chicks. thankfully I don't remember what it was (my anthropological curiousity with that particular internet subculture was happily short-lived)

-- El Tomboto

ugh i have a friend who totally buys into this game shit

omar little, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 22:33 (eleven years ago) link

i'm like "bro you're creeping out all the ladies with the laying on of hands stuff"

omar little, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 22:34 (eleven years ago) link

"anthropological curiousity" surrrrrre

latebloomer, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 22:34 (eleven years ago) link

j/k

latebloomer, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 22:34 (eleven years ago) link

is that andrew bubbles? XD

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 22:39 (eleven years ago) link

lmao yeah

cankles, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 22:40 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.nydailynews.com/blogs/ilovetowatch/images/mystery.jpg
-_-

sleep, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 22:51 (eleven years ago) link

who does that shit work on?

latebloomer, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 22:59 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

Kerm, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 23:04 (eleven years ago) link

where are the hot chicks?

chicago kevin, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 23:07 (eleven years ago) link

your choices are them or suicidegirls.com i think

deej, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 23:11 (eleven years ago) link

God bless the goddamn Onion

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 23:13 (eleven years ago) link

i find that game shit totes repulsive but on a couple different occasions guys who were kinda of dorky and laking in self-confidence told me it really helped them out just to realize that they could have some sort of game at all and i was kinda awww ok fine

jhøshea, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 23:14 (eleven years ago) link

i dunno, there's the other side which is exemplified by my otherwise cool friend. it was at a point where he had to "run game" on any semi-attractive girl around. it usually involved "showing them something" by "touching their hands".

omar little, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 23:16 (eleven years ago) link

lol is that game lingo gross

jhøshea, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 23:18 (eleven years ago) link

haha my friend actually played that "says one thing, means another" shit w/r/t "the game" because he commented on how this one guy we both knew was always trying to pick up girls and how lame it was, then suddenly he's trying to seduce girls by showing them how he uses his hands in martial arts and how he's learned some massage techniques and "here let me show you this one thing" (takes girl's hand)

omar little, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 23:21 (eleven years ago) link

its basically just dudes getting all world of warcraft about dating, right?

deej, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 23:21 (eleven years ago) link

omar that just sounds like the game inspired him to talk about some boring interest he has

deej, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 23:22 (eleven years ago) link

naw it's the dude equivalent of some oprah self-help fad xpost

omar little, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 23:23 (eleven years ago) link

"here let me show you this one thing" (takes girl's hand, puts in pants)

jhøshea, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 23:23 (eleven years ago) link

i dont believe that anyone does this irl

chaki, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 23:23 (eleven years ago) link

nick sylvester says otherwise

deej, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 23:24 (eleven years ago) link

watson's girl: would smash

-- gff, Wednesday, March 5, 2008 4:23 PM (Wednesday, March 5, 2008 4:23 PM) Bookmark Link

Bleh. She's got a knotty face, shrieky voice, boob liver spots, and I heard she fucked Reggie Miller, if not her step-dad as well.

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 23:25 (eleven years ago) link

I have seen people do this irl

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 23:25 (eleven years ago) link

i dont want to believe that people do this irl

chaki, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 23:26 (eleven years ago) link

although I will say that until I did actually hang out with a dude who was all over the bar doing it I was with you, chaki, it just seems too stupid and ridiculous.

fwiw the dude in question 1. did not pay for the book, points for that at least 2. had 0% success on actually getting any of the girls to call him back

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 23:27 (eleven years ago) link

yeah i think thats the point, deej - i imagine easily the most important thing 'the game' does is give guys the confidence that they can be attractive to girls, & that failing at picking them up is natural & ok, & (and i didnt get this till that post by omar) that pulling is a 'sim' somewhat disconnected from reality.

deeznuts, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 23:29 (eleven years ago) link

failing at picking them up is natural

dudes who can't grasp the concept of rejection by women really shouldn't be breeding. this game shit goes against natural selection.

chicago kevin, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 23:32 (eleven years ago) link

I wish fear of rejection was my problem. I know how to get over that. Being totally disinterested in putting forth the effort/constantly justifying solitude in your own head all the time = new, weird

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 23:34 (eleven years ago) link

ADAPT AND OVERCOME

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 23:34 (eleven years ago) link

lol we should have a self-help best sellers so obv they need not have been written thread

jhøshea, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 23:36 (eleven years ago) link

my friend has given up "the game", i think. but for awhile it really did turn him almost completely intolerable whenever we went out anywhere.

omar little, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 23:36 (eleven years ago) link

#1 location to observe people doing this dumb game bullshit: "Irish Pub" bars in the midwest.

John Justen, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 23:38 (eleven years ago) link

^^^^^^lololololol
st. patricks day is coming

deej, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 23:39 (eleven years ago) link

I am having trouble with the ladies.

deej, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 23:46 (eleven years ago) link

lol john i was gonna suggest we all go to o'gara's to watch primary results, and then, no.

gff, Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:01 (eleven years ago) link

he's just not that into you at least has some basis in reality. "stop being a needy stalker and get on with your life" is a good message.

get bent, Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:10 (eleven years ago) link

St. Patrick's Day is the worst.

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:12 (eleven years ago) link

best thing about west coast livin' -- palpable lack of irish-american nyc/boston douchebags.

get bent, Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:15 (eleven years ago) link

we got all the other douchebags though.

get bent, Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:16 (eleven years ago) link

that "game" stuff basically = Date Adrianne lolz

Steve Shasta, Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:17 (eleven years ago) link

walking up first ave to the L from the LES on St. Patrick's Day is HELL. The women look like they're about to fuck you or start crying and all the dudes look about two seconds away from punching someone.

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:21 (eleven years ago) link

yeah spend some time in murry hill or kips bay.

i always took a half day. mainly to get away from grand central and the parade...but we often ended up on second or third where a friends friend always played..it would start of fine, but id have to flee by 5 or so to get away from drunk fucking firemen

bb, Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:23 (eleven years ago) link

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p308/LTmvp2007/The_Game_Rapper.jpg

pensive look because he's considering the dude in the furry hat.

"bitch please, you lookin like criss angel mindfreak in this piece"

dmr, Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:24 (eleven years ago) link

i thankfully almost never enter places where "the game" players would work out.

bb, Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:25 (eleven years ago) link

best thing about west coast livin' -- palpable lack of irish-american nyc/boston douchebags.

-- get bent, Wednesday, March 5, 2008 4:15 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

we got all the other douchebags though.

-- get bent, Wednesday, March 5, 2008 4:16 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

yeah but we have ARMENIANS which are the west coast version of NJ GUIDOS

max, Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:30 (eleven years ago) link

armenian guido picture thread plz

J0rdan S., Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:30 (eleven years ago) link

lol people complaining abt st pattys in nyc - go to boston fools - i dont even notice when that shit is going on here

jhøshea, Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:32 (eleven years ago) link

as long as it's not scratch and sniff (armenian cologne: wtf?)

remy bean, Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:32 (eleven years ago) link

god i hate that fucking 'he's not that into you' book and total O_o at how it's on every girl's FAVE BOOKS EVER list on facebook

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:38 (eleven years ago) link

the no-excuses truth to understanding hoos

J0rdan S., Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:40 (eleven years ago) link

hoos just not that into you

jhøshea, Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:41 (eleven years ago) link

just to add MY TWO CENTS to the original topic, usually i call cuet girls "annoying" because if i told my girlfriend that i thought another chick was doable id get a slap in the face and a box of my stuff at the end of my driveway

max, Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:43 (eleven years ago) link

thats like regardless of whether or not the chick is ACTUALLY annoying

max, Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:43 (eleven years ago) link

my gf says "i'd hit that" re: ladies on a regular basis

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:44 (eleven years ago) link

i am not allowed to say it anymore :(

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:44 (eleven years ago) link

my girlfriend says that only about the the gothy butch chick on the l-word

max, Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:49 (eleven years ago) link

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a6/Sprad/Picture2-1.png

Milton Parker, Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:51 (eleven years ago) link

so luna is still alive then

J0rdan S., Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:53 (eleven years ago) link

the world may never know

chaki, Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:54 (eleven years ago) link

this thread is blowing up my game plz deleet

and what, Thursday, 6 March 2008 01:03 (eleven years ago) link

"the game" basically boils down to "be confident" and "meet lots of girls" which i think are good pieces of advice.

all the other bullshit is to sell books and "boot camps" lol.

also cankles 10000000x OTM re: hot girls never having to shut up

gr8080, Thursday, 6 March 2008 01:48 (eleven years ago) link

Obama's turning to negative campaigning as a means of embracing Hil's tactics is like when your girlfriend is always throwing stuff at you in arguments but you're cool and collected but one day you snap and chuck a lamp and quite possibly you sleep on the curb that night.

-- nickalicious, Wednesday, March 5, 2008 8:23 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link

gr8080, Thursday, 6 March 2008 02:02 (eleven years ago) link

truthbomb.jpg
http://blog.honeyee.com/pointblank/archives/images/number%20%231%20truth%20bomb.jpg

J0rdan S., Thursday, 6 March 2008 02:13 (eleven years ago) link

ACTUALLY that's called #1truthbomb.jpg

J0rdan S., Thursday, 6 March 2008 02:14 (eleven years ago) link

supermodel butt

get bent, Thursday, 6 March 2008 04:05 (eleven years ago) link

any number of tyra.gifs here

get bent, Thursday, 6 March 2008 04:06 (eleven years ago) link

uh? http://www.eyegazingparties.com/

Kerm, Thursday, 6 March 2008 08:21 (eleven years ago) link

Boys often like crazy girls when they first meet them but then later the boys gets tired of all the craziness and shout jeeringly at the girls that they are crazy.
-- estela (estelaisale...) (webmail), July 10th, 2003 1:16 AM. (estela) (later)

gbx, Thursday, 6 March 2008 14:11 (eleven years ago) link

lol @ New Yorkers.

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 6 March 2008 16:03 (eleven years ago) link

Anyone who got past 0:15 is insane.

-- HI DERE, Thursday, March 6, 2008 9:03 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

deej, Thursday, 6 March 2008 16:34 (eleven years ago) link

I've had enough experiences with smart and crazy to want to go through rollercoaster again. Unfortunately, those are the sort of people I tend to end up with anyway, whether or not I'm trying to avoid them. Often you can't tell crazy from non-crazy before you've been with them long enough to form an emotional bond, and after that it's harder to break off, especially if the craziness is sort of intertwined with the stuff that makes her appealing. Besides, the last relationship I had with a definitely non-crazy girl ended partially because I found her too vanilla. Why can't I meet an interesting, cool person who'd also be totally sane?

-- Tuomas, Saturday, 8 March 2008 14:42 (14 minutes ago) Link

and what, Saturday, 8 March 2008 14:58 (eleven years ago) link

Look, up above!
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's my balls! (Yeah)
J-Zone a-k-a Captain Backslap
Celph Titled the motherfuckin' Rubix Cupid
Come on

Super-nigga J-Zone in the sky with a fur cape
Enemy of the state, in '98 I dropped the gold tape
Hoes wantin' my presents got nothin' but more laughter
Bitch, the fact that it's Christmas is no factor
Unknown to famous, my Rolodex got a long list of hoes, like the Chinatown White Pages
Only yellow nigga, always runnin' his mouth
Eatin' pussy, lookin' like Pac-Man, but don't fuck with a spouse
Ladies, I drove 'em crazy, 'cause I gave 'em more head
But pigeons are shittin' on me 'cause I threw 'em no bread
Bum bitches beg me not to perform 'cause I'm offendin' 'em

Please, don't do it!
I said I'm no gentleman!

She left, about to cry too, what, you forgotten?
I was raised on 2 Live Crew, my attitude is rotten
Zone and Celph are guaranteed
Like your bitch gainin' 55 pounds after you marry the G

Yo, me and Zone cake heavily, breakin' cheddar with cheese graters
With an HK ??? that stretch 3 acres
Sniper maneuvers, I'm on some heavy metal shit
Find me at Lollapalooza with a bazooka
Any bitch 14 and up, you know I'm fuckin' that
Get my rocks off, watchin' fat girls do jumpin' jacks
I really stay on top of my game when I'm at
'Cause I'm fuckin' your wife missionary style on a Twister mat

MC's hate us
Bleach don't fade us
Ball on a bunch of ??? hoes don't date us
Zone and Celph Titled rippin' over the beat
Come to your crib, take a leak, piss all over the seat
You're 2-bit like Atari, ???, Commodore
You're sorry, with a weak show, what the fuck you rhymin' for?
What sort of nonsense is this?
Eat a dick up
Cock-cocksuckers, cock-cocksuckers

We APR finance careers
'Cause we give it to you now, and you're payin' for the next 3 years
My ex called me the Pipe-long Kid
'Cause I got a dick size reminiscent of the Whitestone Bridge
Sissies talk all tough, takin' "Thug-agra" by the case
Celph stomped a hole in your cheek, and everybody call your ass Ma$e
And on your face you'll fall flat
For ballin' out your league like Kobe with a baseball bat, ya bitch

Oh, shit, yo, Celph
What are you doing with that cannon, man?
Make sure you think twice before you use it

No doubt Zone, I always do

Once when I load it, and once when I fire it (gunshot)

Real gangstas don't say much, we talk with our hands
And keep a surplus of Ziploc bags and rubberbands
???, you see me load the clip in the gun?
You'd better kill that crip walk and start doin' a crip run
I'm 6'1", 240 pounds, enough to cause fractures
Extort pussies in the game, it's gonna cost rappers
From now on, call me Reverend Get-Right
I got a thing for female journalists, I like the bitch tight
Cookin' crack in a rotisserie oven, hickory smokin'
In the projects with a bulldozer, picture me rollin', nigga
I went to private school, attended church and said my prayers
Now I'm takin' trips to hell, and God, I love it there
Settin' the new fashion trends, who else?
You look nice in that body bag, shoot yourself
Black Sabbath performer, come see me on Sunday
And witness how I'm lightin' up Broadway with my gunplay

and what, Saturday, 8 March 2008 16:27 (eleven years ago) link

every thread on ILX about a new "indie" band or movie should start with the wikipedia article on the narcissism of small differences

-- max, Monday, January 28, 2008 12:16 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 8 March 2008 17:50 (eleven years ago) link

plus i hate all the sex-music metaphors ppl say all the time...like "the decemberists is like having a wank in the hall closet, the meters are like fucking in a cheap hotel room"...it just seems lazy anyway and the whole thing is just a way for dudes to suggest that they are real freaky cats in teh sack, check it out ladeez...

also a big fan of: "shit like this can't rock a dance floor" by dudes that sit in front of computers all the time and never go out.

-- M@tt He1ges0n, Tuesday, January 29, 2008 5:26 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

deej, Saturday, 8 March 2008 18:11 (eleven years ago) link

a double hit, even if the second one is kind of cliche

deej, Saturday, 8 March 2008 18:12 (eleven years ago) link

Actually being completely honest, I think the best porn would just be some hot girls looking like they just got out of bed preparing a full 5-course meal in a big kitchen but wearing just thongs and no tops.

-- TOMBOT, Monday, December 22, 2003 5:08 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

deej, Monday, 10 March 2008 05:30 (eleven years ago) link

Taking Sides: Mary Jane Girls versus Jesus and Mary Chain

Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 16 March 2008 20:35 (eleven years ago) link

i thought lurker indie vote would be strong enough to keep it competitive

deej, Monday, 17 March 2008 03:47 (eleven years ago) link

"if things start getting hairy, keep your lies simple. you dress em up, you mess em up."

good advice from FOX sitcom lolol

tehresa, Saturday, 22 March 2008 00:21 (eleven years ago) link

what is needed, for the larger booty, is a little elastic to lift and display. jeans should put that out there like a delicious pair of cupcakes, no flattening or minimizing about it!

-- bell_labs, Friday, March 21, 2008 10:25 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

deej, Saturday, 22 March 2008 03:50 (eleven years ago) link

good response when asked if you read harry potter:

oh is that that kids book wheres theres like magic and then everything turns out ok in the end?

-- jhøshea, Tuesday, March 25, 2008 4:21 PM (21 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

banriquit, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 16:22 (eleven years ago) link

thumbs down

deej, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 16:46 (eleven years ago) link

lol u madd

and what, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 16:57 (eleven years ago) link

im not the one starting threads whining about people liking things i dont

deej, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 17:06 (eleven years ago) link

I Can't Believe It's Not Butthurt

banriquit, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 17:08 (eleven years ago) link

ok ok i get the annoyance at these people but honestly, making a big deal of how you're NOT into harry potter isnt much better

-- s1ocki, Tuesday, March 25, 2008 12:11 PM (13 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

deej, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 17:12 (eleven years ago) link

make 'harry potter' a variable = mass applications

rrrobyn, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 17:33 (eleven years ago) link

don't worry, i think harry potter will survive this bullying. perhaps by casting some "spell".

omar little, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 17:34 (eleven years ago) link

im starting a thread about ppl bugging me about shit i dont care about, big deej aka the harry potter stan

and what, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 17:34 (eleven years ago) link

nice job getting all save-a-wizard tho

and what, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 17:34 (eleven years ago) link

beavis and butthurt

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 25 March 2008 17:35 (eleven years ago) link

lol im bugging you? in the future ill refrain from saying they are 'trash but not in a bad way' about anything you hate

deej, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 18:58 (eleven years ago) link

both of you are arguing about harry potter on the internet.

forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 19:06 (eleven years ago) link

both of you are arguing about harry potter on the internet.

-- forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 19:06 (9 minutes ago) Link

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 19:16 (eleven years ago) link

Just wait, some shit about Yu-Gi-Oh cards is about to pop off next.

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 19:18 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/nation_in_frenzy_about_little

s1ocki, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 19:49 (eleven years ago) link

i meant to put that in the actual thread, but uh... yeah. it's funny.

s1ocki, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 19:50 (eleven years ago) link

this is like that time abbott made a thread to celebrate the fact that she doesnt watch l o s t

chaki, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 20:29 (eleven years ago) link

Remember that time you started that thread about how abbot likes to celebrate many thing in threads that she starts?

Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 20:33 (eleven years ago) link

i dont think "celebrate" is the right word.

chaki, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 20:33 (eleven years ago) link

abbott threads

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 20:34 (eleven years ago) link

she was nuts.

chaki, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 20:35 (eleven years ago) link

looooools at onion link

banriquit, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 20:36 (eleven years ago) link

if i was abbotts bf i would be like 'yo baby get off the computer and lets make out'

-- chaki, Monday, November 19, 2007 9:45 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Link

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 20:37 (eleven years ago) link

i stand by that statement.

chaki, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 20:38 (eleven years ago) link

I figured Mr. Que was posting it as a truth bomb

Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 20:52 (eleven years ago) link

shoulda posted it in posts very much in character

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 20:58 (eleven years ago) link

girls who like rap are kinda overrated

-- and what, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 14:56 (29 minutes ago) Link

you get a good one & its the best shit ever but most of em are boho headwrap chicks or white girls who smoke too much

-- and what, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 14:57 (28 minutes ago)

moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 15:27 (eleven years ago) link

oh, you're British? I'll forgive your completely warped perspective on the popularity of an American band, then.

-- Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, March 26, 2008 12:23 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 16:35 (eleven years ago) link

ahaha

deej, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 16:45 (eleven years ago) link

which thread?

DG, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 16:48 (eleven years ago) link

g'n'r

deej, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 16:51 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.polygraphsales.com/Stoelting2pen.jpg

m coleman, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 19:26 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.pimall.com/nais/pivintage/images/markpse.jpg

m coleman, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 19:33 (eleven years ago) link

What Is PSE
PSE stands for Psychological Stress Evaluation. It was developed by the US Military in the 1960's an an alternative to the polygraph. It became highly popular since there was no need for direct connection to the subject's body. It became a sort of "remote lie detector" since one could record conversation on a high quality recorder and then later analyzed on a PSE. The technique is based on the recognition of an involuntary voice tremor that can not be heard with the naked ear which is present when on attempts deception or lieing or is under emotional stress. Today, this same type of technology is in digital form and can be obtained in software program costing a small fraction of what these analog machines cost.

m coleman, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 19:36 (eleven years ago) link

i had shareware for my phone that did this

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 19:54 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.sciencetoymaker.org/lieDetec/images/finishLieDet.JPG

m coleman, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 21:59 (eleven years ago) link

what is the point of having this thread every month.

you guys always look the same.

-- The Brainwasher, Thursday, March 13, 2008 10:55 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Link

jaxon, Thursday, 27 March 2008 17:55 (eleven years ago) link

^That one made me lol when I read it in context.

Trip Maker, Thursday, 27 March 2008 18:00 (eleven years ago) link

yeah i hate that screamingly self-aware blogger thing. he should leave that schtick to whiney weingarten

-- deej, Tuesday, April 1, 2008 3:57 PM (4 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 19:58 (eleven years ago) link

Just because there were gay men in the audience doesn't mean it was any good.

-- Display Name, Tuesday, November 20, 2007 2:08 AM (4 months ago) Bookmark Link

Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 14:24 (eleven years ago) link

the WDYLL zing is pretty right on. i dont think im going to post pics on them anymore. its just annoying.

homosexual II, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 17:06 (eleven years ago) link

WDYLL is necessary to reassure us against the existential fear that every other ILX poster is actually a bot.

plus, if regular ilxors stop posting photos, it'll just be the anonymous lurker dudes. month after month of unidentifiable faces and usernames. that's the real truth here.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 18:15 (eleven years ago) link

wdyll also reassures me against the existential hope that every other ilx poster is actually hot

omar little, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 18:17 (eleven years ago) link

hahahaha

John Justen, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 18:17 (eleven years ago) link

i would call that a fear too. if every other ilxor was hot it would do shit for my self esteem.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 18:21 (eleven years ago) link

wdyll also reassures me against the existential hope that every other ilx poster is actually hot

-- omar little, Wednesday, April 2, 2008 1:17 PM (38 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

theres a luna zing in here

deej, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 18:56 (eleven years ago) link

month after month of unidentifiable usernames. that's the real truth here.

-- Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, April 2, 2008 6:15 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

jaxon, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 19:37 (eleven years ago) link

the only true abuse on ILX is self-abuse

-- Curt1s Stephens, Monday, June 4, 2007 1:49 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Thursday, 3 April 2008 17:52 (eleven years ago) link

dude who cares ilx started sucking a long time ago.
i hope this is one of the final blows.

too bad these aspie coders don't realize that form follows function
and you can't make major arbitrary changes w/o altering how people communicate and interact w/ each other.
morans.

-- sanskrit, Monday, April 7, 2008 2:37 AM (Monday, April 7, 2008 2:37 AM) Bookmark Link

moonship journey to baja, Monday, 7 April 2008 04:04 (eleven years ago) link

all the regulars are secretly hoping every day is the last so we can go back to whatever our lives were like before we first signed up for this hell ride. but it never comes.

El Tomboto, Monday, 7 April 2008 04:06 (eleven years ago) link

http://ajp.psychiatryonline.org/cgi/content/full/165/3/306

tehresa, Monday, 7 April 2008 04:11 (eleven years ago) link

But Ally, J-Lo has the best ass on the planet. I thought that was official. Actually, I did hear recently that her skirt had blown up or something and her unclothed ass is actually really disgusting, all veiny and covered in cellulite.

-- Nick, Friday, 13 July 2001 00:00 (6 years ago) Link

Ol Bertie Dastard, Monday, 7 April 2008 04:33 (eleven years ago) link

from women friend this weekend: if you want some snatch, you're gonna have to shave that patch

jaxon, Monday, 7 April 2008 04:41 (eleven years ago) link

please say soul patch

s1ocki, Monday, 7 April 2008 04:53 (eleven years ago) link

yes

jaxon, Monday, 7 April 2008 04:59 (eleven years ago) link

it's true. guys should not have them

s1ocki, Monday, 7 April 2008 05:23 (eleven years ago) link

Girls either.

Raw Patrick, Monday, 7 April 2008 08:33 (eleven years ago) link

esteban buttez should make another horrible comeback. Really mediocre, banal but persistent trolling is in its own way the most powerful troll of all

-- tremendoid, Sunday, March 30, 2008 5:56 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 16:30 (eleven years ago) link

"and by that standard, there's plenty on here" obvious zing

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 16:31 (eleven years ago) link

soul patch is destroyer of possibilities, i mean you know i'm not supersuperficial but was talking with this guy on sat night and was interesting but presence of soul patch caused doubts

rrrobyn, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 16:44 (eleven years ago) link

not even beer helps soul patch doubts

rrrobyn, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 16:45 (eleven years ago) link

i'm not into much of the population regardless of soul patches tho

rrrobyn, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 16:47 (eleven years ago) link

truth bomb note to self

rrrobyn, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 16:50 (eleven years ago) link

soul patch should be renamed douche badge.

chicago kevin, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 16:58 (eleven years ago) link

http://us.ent1.yimg.com/images.launch.yahoo.com/000/026/851/26851419.jpg

"Why you brake heart, rrobyn?"

Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 17:04 (eleven years ago) link

you can get a fucking taco anywhere, people.
they're fucking tacos.
taco snobbery = go invest in some monster cables while you're at it

-- El Tomboto, Wednesday, April 9, 2008 9:37 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

sleep, Thursday, 10 April 2008 14:54 (eleven years ago) link

soul patch should be renamed douche badge.

ts: douche badges vs tramp stamps

dell, Thursday, 10 April 2008 16:28 (eleven years ago) link

when a guy has a soul patch i generally just assume he gets really excited about cunnilingus, like, much more so than most straight men

elmo argonaut, Thursday, 10 April 2008 16:38 (eleven years ago) link

a soul patch that extends into a fuzzy strip down the chin is the sign of an obsessive muff-chomping champion

elmo argonaut, Thursday, 10 April 2008 16:40 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=flavor+saver

banriquit, Thursday, 10 April 2008 17:24 (eleven years ago) link

hey i just found this thread!

sunny successor, Thursday, 10 April 2008 18:15 (eleven years ago) link

and i bought a $130 HDMI monster cable from fucking best buy two days ago

sunny successor, Thursday, 10 April 2008 18:16 (eleven years ago) link

was it oxygen free?

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 10 April 2008 18:20 (eleven years ago) link

and i bought a $130 HDMI monster cable from fucking best buy two days ago

lol u got the $8 breadsticks with your salad

El Tomboto, Thursday, 10 April 2008 18:32 (eleven years ago) link

fucker doesnt even work. not my $$$ though so, eh

sunny successor, Friday, 11 April 2008 05:03 (eleven years ago) link

It's nice to hear some really truly awful shit once in a while too.

-- Mister Craig, Friday, April 11, 2008 4:16 PM (19 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 11 April 2008 20:18 (eleven years ago) link

posting to ILX = yelling out of a car window

-- David R., Friday, April 11, 2008 8:10 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Dan I., Friday, 11 April 2008 20:27 (eleven years ago) link

Justice sucks and anyone who disagrees is a douchebag.

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Saturday, 12 April 2008 22:20 (42 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 12 April 2008 22:03 (eleven years ago) link

dom-tombot-jon being antidouchebag is like those rabbi's showing up at ahmadinejad's holocaust conference

balls, Saturday, 12 April 2008 22:38 (eleven years ago) link

I Think I'm Such Hot Shit

banriquit, Saturday, 12 April 2008 22:53 (eleven years ago) link

also stop stop stop the whole 'artist performing in the middle of the crowd' trend, all it means is that you can't see the artist so it's like listening to the album at home except you can't sit down and it's too hot

-- braveclub, Thursday, August 9, 2007 3:24 PM (8 months ago)

get bent, Sunday, 13 April 2008 05:54 (eleven years ago) link

stunning return to form from ilx has-been here:

Worst Doctor Who Fan Type: Fat Pedo with Neckbeard and Scarf vs Annoying Gay Northerner vs Bloke Still Living with Mum and Thunderbirds DVD Collection vs Dreadfully Ugly Uni Student Girl

-- King Boy Pato, Monday, April 14, 2008 1:22 PM (30 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

banriquit, Monday, 14 April 2008 12:54 (eleven years ago) link

tbf "the point of hair is not to style it into shitty white boy dreadlocks" was a hell of an Indian Summer

That mong guy that's shit, Monday, 14 April 2008 13:26 (eleven years ago) link

^^ truth

banriquit, Monday, 14 April 2008 13:28 (eleven years ago) link

damn where is my nb thread with ed in orange jumpsuit background img

sanskrit, Monday, 14 April 2008 14:08 (eleven years ago) link

some of these truth bombs dangerously close to challenging opinions

latebloomer, Monday, 14 April 2008 14:19 (eleven years ago) link

i am unsure if that's a 'can't believe it's not butthurt' post.

banriquit, Monday, 14 April 2008 14:26 (eleven years ago) link

that almost sounds like an intrepid hero staring into the vast seas of mystery post.

estela, Monday, 14 April 2008 14:32 (eleven years ago) link

one for the zing thread ^

banriquit, Monday, 14 April 2008 14:34 (eleven years ago) link

what is a zing?

latebloomer, Monday, 14 April 2008 14:44 (eleven years ago) link

dangerously close to getting posted in custos holmes

banriquit, Monday, 14 April 2008 14:49 (eleven years ago) link

shit is getting heated, henry

estela, Monday, 14 April 2008 14:54 (eleven years ago) link

oof, estela with the ACTUAL name

banriquit, Monday, 14 April 2008 15:04 (eleven years ago) link

i came for the zings but i stayed for the iterative loop of meta

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 14 April 2008 15:23 (eleven years ago) link

Is there a thread where I can get caught up on this whole Luna thing?

Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 14 April 2008 17:37 (eleven years ago) link

Not location specific, No rules: Welcome to ILX heaven

J0rdan S., Monday, 14 April 2008 17:40 (eleven years ago) link

you'll have to expand all messages and find that post and read down from there actually

J0rdan S., Monday, 14 April 2008 17:41 (eleven years ago) link

is luna gone gone or does she post on the secret britishers board?

sunny successor, Monday, 14 April 2008 17:47 (eleven years ago) link

"secret britishes board" best new meme of 2008

gr8080, Monday, 14 April 2008 21:42 (eleven years ago) link

oh damn I just read most of the luna thing after somehow dodging it or not finding the right thread for the last six months. ILE's kind of a really nice, naive in the "good" way community, I guess? I guess I'm just too jaded to be more than ankle-deep in any internet community, mostly because of that kind of shit.

lol secret britishes

mh, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 00:48 (eleven years ago) link

does she post on the secret britishers board?

no

Rock Hardy, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 14:04 (eleven years ago) link

"secret britishes board" best new meme of 2008

-- gr8080, Monday, 14 April 2008 21:42 (Yesterday) Link

You mean like the one the brits made way back when so k8 st claire couldn't go to FAPs?

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 15:13 (eleven years ago) link

lol

omar little, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 17:03 (eleven years ago) link

RCOK HARDY POSTS ON SECRET BRITISHES BOARD!

sunny successor, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 18:06 (eleven years ago) link

this guy actually writes like he majored in theoretical physics, but wasn't smart enough for grad school.

-- caek, Tuesday, April 15, 2008 6:22 PM (Tuesday, April 15, 2008 6:22 PM) Bookmark Link

moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 18:57 (eleven years ago) link

we need to seduce a britishes to give out an invite
then share that invite around
then strike at dawn

sanskrit, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 22:02 (eleven years ago) link

i was loling at people thinking ILX HAVEN was a secret britishes board when its just stet and his non-ilx friends. I guess that would be both secret and british tho.

gr8080, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 02:46 (eleven years ago) link

YES
xpost

tehresa, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 03:43 (eleven years ago) link

we need to seduce a britishes to give out an invite
then share that invite around
then strike at dawn

-- sanskrit, Tuesday, April 15, 2008 11:02 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/8/85/250px-Ethanrom.jpg

banriquit, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 08:24 (eleven years ago) link

You mean like the one the brits made way back when so k8 st claire couldn't go to FAPs?

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 16:13 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Technically a Livejournal, not a board

Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 11:55 (eleven years ago) link

fuck peter angelos

69, Friday, 18 April 2008 21:14 (eleven years ago) link

any conversation you imagine having with yourself three or more years in the past, until three years after you shack up/have kids, is going to wind up with either you or the younger imagined self turning their back and dismissing the other as a sad looney.

-- El Tomboto, Sunday, 20 April 2008 05:51 (4 minutes ago) Link

69, Sunday, 20 April 2008 05:56 (eleven years ago) link

there will be a movie that fukkin sux

-- cankles, Saturday, April 19, 2008 9:55 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

banriquit, Sunday, 20 April 2008 09:37 (eleven years ago) link

on the excelsior thread:

we need this thread to sustain the myth that despite all the threads you've been reading somewhere out there there is a thread actually worth reading

-- balls, Tuesday, April 22, 2008 12:09 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Link

sunny successor, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 15:49 (eleven years ago) link

strip away the production on loveless and you are left with a bunch of nerdy thirty-somethings arguing.

-- ian, Thursday, April 24, 2008 4:04 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 24 April 2008 21:07 (eleven years ago) link

KABOOM

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 24 April 2008 21:07 (eleven years ago) link

steve, ian picks on you because you talk about stuff he doesn't understand like how to actually play music.

-- chaki, Tuesday, April 22, 2008 1:05 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 24 April 2008 21:11 (eleven years ago) link

strip away the production on loveless and you are left with a bunch of nerdy thirty-somethings arguing.

-- ian, Thursday, April 24, 2008 4:04 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

lololololololol

latebloomer, Thursday, 24 April 2008 21:15 (eleven years ago) link

O SNAP

banriquit, Thursday, 24 April 2008 21:16 (eleven years ago) link

has ILX evolved from zing culture to TRUTH BOMB culture yet?

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 24 April 2008 21:17 (eleven years ago) link

has ILX evolved?

El Tomboto, Thursday, 24 April 2008 21:24 (eleven years ago) link

we can rule out intelligent design at least

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 24 April 2008 21:40 (eleven years ago) link

77 changed everything.

gr8080, Thursday, 24 April 2008 21:47 (eleven years ago) link

srsly tho hating on phil collins is the functional equivalent of hating on sting or bono or something, pls just go write jay leno's monologues or something equally inoffensive because youve revealed yourself as the most boring person on the planet

-- max, Friday, 25 April 2008 22:52 (22 minutes ago) Link

Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 25 April 2008 23:17 (eleven years ago) link

yea and I don't get the Phil Collins hate

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Saturday, 26 April 2008 00:54 (eleven years ago) link

Dom Passantino, pretty much, personifies everything that has gone wrong with immigration in the UK.

-- Free Peace Sweet!, Sunday, April 27, 2008 4:44 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

banriquit, Sunday, 27 April 2008 19:57 (eleven years ago) link

ahahahaa

sanskrit, Monday, 28 April 2008 15:52 (eleven years ago) link

what the shit are you talking about burt?

-- banriquit, Tuesday, April 29, 2008 1:25 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I don't know

-- burt_stanton, Tuesday, April 29, 2008 1:28 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

gr8080, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 23:36 (eleven years ago) link

if this thread was a restaurant it would be TJ Clusterfuck's Old Timey Crepe LOLporium, Bar & Grill

-- latebloomer, Wednesday, April 30, 2008 12:28 AM (Wednesday, April 30, 2008 12:28 AM) Bookmark Link

tehresa, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 04:30 (eleven years ago) link

lol grady

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 30 April 2008 04:33 (eleven years ago) link

i totes lolled at that burt stanton post but didn't know where to post it

jaxon, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 06:44 (eleven years ago) link

u totes did

jeff, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 07:27 (eleven years ago) link

http://bikesnobnyc.blogspot.com/2008/04/its-all-in-details-how-to-be-fast-on.html

The only things that don’t use brakes are skateboards and things without wheels that don’t touch the ground, like boats. I guess that’s why most brakeless fixed-gear riders these days ride like they’re driving Boston Whalers while intoxicated—they’re slow, they weave, and they take a lot of time to stop. (That might also explain why they wear canvas boat shoes.) So put a brake on your bike and you can actually start to flirt with some speed on a bicycle.

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 19:01 (eleven years ago) link

I've never heard of a bomb that was TLDR

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 19:17 (eleven years ago) link

Loling at Ruby for having different precedence rules for "and" and "or" than "&&" and "||"; why not just add a "times" keyword?

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 19:51 (eleven years ago) link

i'm into the front brake truth bomb

rrrobyn, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 20:13 (eleven years ago) link

jon professional nerd gripes are 0% truthbomb

elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 20:17 (eleven years ago) link

ZUNG!

tehresa, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 20:18 (eleven years ago) link

snooze bomb

jeff, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 20:19 (eleven years ago) link

i just hate ruby guys ook?1?1?!

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 20:46 (eleven years ago) link

I do not understand Ruby. Why's Poignant Guide makes me want to spit.

caek, Thursday, 1 May 2008 00:12 (eleven years ago) link

Ruby's not that great but everyone who likes it is cultish

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 1 May 2008 00:22 (eleven years ago) link

This is what I'm talking about with Why's Guide. Creepy.

caek, Thursday, 1 May 2008 00:52 (eleven years ago) link

namedropper

69, Thursday, 1 May 2008 18:23 (eleven years ago) link

I chuckled at the ruby thing

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 1 May 2008 18:25 (eleven years ago) link

For a large number of people, I'm betting that Bush Tax Refund Checks = New Console + GTA IV

-- B.L.A.M., Wednesday, April 30, 2008 7:55 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

forksclovetofu, Thursday, 1 May 2008 21:17 (eleven years ago) link

what is a large number

jeff, Thursday, 1 May 2008 21:19 (eleven years ago) link

For a large number of people nerds

sleep, Thursday, 1 May 2008 21:28 (eleven years ago) link

Ruby's not that great but everyone who likes it is cultish

THIS is a truth bomb.

HI DERE, Thursday, 1 May 2008 21:33 (eleven years ago) link

not for nothing but there are like 8 gay stereotype characters every season of project runway

-- J0rdan S., Friday, May 2, 2008 12:55 AM (Friday, May 2, 2008 12:55 AM) Bookmark Link

tehresa, Friday, 2 May 2008 05:28 (eleven years ago) link

ha thx tza but i don't think i'm letting out any nuclear secrets there or anything

J0rdan S., Friday, 2 May 2008 05:36 (eleven years ago) link

i guess. i dunno it wasn't quite lol thread worthy but beared repeating?

tehresa, Friday, 2 May 2008 05:45 (eleven years ago) link

our standards for truth bombs continue to fall. doomed to excelsior are we all

El Tomboto, Friday, 2 May 2008 06:32 (eleven years ago) link

soon enough somebody will c+p some flight of the conchords lyrics and it will wind up being c+p'd into this thread

El Tomboto, Friday, 2 May 2008 06:32 (eleven years ago) link

just face it

El Tomboto, Friday, 2 May 2008 06:32 (eleven years ago) link

bowie

El Tomboto, Friday, 2 May 2008 06:33 (eleven years ago) link

girls love that flight of the conchords stuff

mh, Friday, 2 May 2008 15:44 (eleven years ago) link

Ruby's not that great but everyone who likes it is cultish

http://mashable.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/steve-jobs.png

hi

am0n, Friday, 2 May 2008 15:52 (eleven years ago) link

I think we need Tombot's opinion on this: http://poignantguide.net/ruby/

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 2 May 2008 16:35 (eleven years ago) link

mine not good enough?!

caek, Friday, 2 May 2008 16:48 (eleven years ago) link

needs more ranting

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 2 May 2008 17:08 (eleven years ago) link

created by ronan?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/82/David_Heinemeier_Hansson.jpg

am0n, Friday, 2 May 2008 17:19 (eleven years ago) link

dude's mom dressed him until last year

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 2 May 2008 17:20 (eleven years ago) link

before I asked this

mine not good enough?!

I should have read this

VERY INTERESTED IN THE OPINIONS OF FOREIGNERS UPTHREAD.

NOT!!!!!

SUCK A DICK EURODOUCHES!!!!

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 2 May 2008 15:16 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

caek, Friday, 2 May 2008 17:52 (eleven years ago) link

I wouldn't even listen to an actual Italian's opinion on pizza. Pizza is AMERICAN.

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 2 May 2008 17:56 (eleven years ago) link

i agree but they've still got some good-ass pizza in italy.

Jordan, Friday, 2 May 2008 19:34 (eleven years ago) link

Right, but we know more about pizza in general

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 2 May 2008 19:49 (eleven years ago) link

have you ever been to europe? (genuine question)

caek, Friday, 2 May 2008 19:56 (eleven years ago) link

England, France, Switzerland, Spain

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 2 May 2008 19:58 (eleven years ago) link

please rank those countries.

caek, Friday, 2 May 2008 20:03 (eleven years ago) link

yes, the majority of the world's pizza research has been conducted in the u.s.

Jordan, Friday, 2 May 2008 20:32 (eleven years ago) link

pizza brain trust

Jordan, Friday, 2 May 2008 20:32 (eleven years ago) link

italian pizza is just a different thing. but awesome

s1ocki, Friday, 2 May 2008 20:34 (eleven years ago) link

Spain, England, France, Switzerland

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 2 May 2008 20:34 (eleven years ago) link

TBF: I was with Remy in England.

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 2 May 2008 20:34 (eleven years ago) link

ten big fuckers?

El Tomboto, Friday, 2 May 2008 20:50 (eleven years ago) link

TO BE FAIR

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 2 May 2008 20:57 (eleven years ago) link

tutto buono flibbertyjibbits

El Tomboto, Friday, 2 May 2008 21:14 (eleven years ago) link

I would put them England, Spain, France, Switzerland, but when it's comes to France and Switzerland it's like Hitler vs. Stalin.

caek, Friday, 2 May 2008 22:14 (eleven years ago) link

what is bad about switzerland (serious question)?

Jordan, Friday, 2 May 2008 22:19 (eleven years ago) link

it always depends on which part of the country. I got nothing but meh for paris or the majority of england tbh but I think living in london or most of the french countryside would be a blast. I've been to spain and switzerland but I was very small and remember nothing.

El Tomboto, Friday, 2 May 2008 22:20 (eleven years ago) link

switzerland's too expensive to be fun

jergïns, Friday, 2 May 2008 22:21 (eleven years ago) link

yeah the swiss franc is like the biggest meanest currency in the world

El Tomboto, Friday, 2 May 2008 22:23 (eleven years ago) link

true. i've only been there for gigs, and it was in the southern part where it's basically like being in italy (going back in a few weeks actually).

Jordan, Friday, 2 May 2008 22:23 (eleven years ago) link

my band is buying drinks in francs but getting paid in dollars :( :( :(

Jordan, Friday, 2 May 2008 22:24 (eleven years ago) link

Ouch

Michael White, Friday, 2 May 2008 22:34 (eleven years ago) link

I paid 9€ for a bottle of Kronenburg 1664 in Switzerland in what seemed like a pretty regular bar. No table service or anything.

caek, Friday, 2 May 2008 23:00 (eleven years ago) link

How did you manage that? Switzerland is not in Eurozone.

suzy, Friday, 2 May 2008 23:07 (eleven years ago) link

he just kept putting his sad little bills on the counter until the bartender popped the cap off and handed him the beer

El Tomboto, Friday, 2 May 2008 23:10 (eleven years ago) link

switzerland uses both francs and euros. all of our bar/restaurant bills had the totals in both.

Jordan, Friday, 2 May 2008 23:12 (eleven years ago) link

I didn't have any CHFs because I was there for a CERN trip, which makes dealing with CHFs a pain.

caek, Friday, 2 May 2008 23:14 (eleven years ago) link

are they radioactive???

Jordan, Friday, 2 May 2008 23:16 (eleven years ago) link

they control time.

caek, Friday, 2 May 2008 23:17 (eleven years ago) link

tb for 99.9999% of tattoos:

i would be oddly compelled to ask about the tattoo but wouldn't really want to know at all

-- elmo argonaut, Monday, May 5, 2008 1:20 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

sunny successor, Monday, 5 May 2008 18:32 (eleven years ago) link

Kronenburg is garbage

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 5 May 2008 18:34 (eleven years ago) link

^^^ truth bomb

s1ocki, Monday, 5 May 2008 19:17 (eleven years ago) link

at least stella is tasty pee pee

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 5 May 2008 20:05 (eleven years ago) link

kinda hate stella too

s1ocki, Monday, 5 May 2008 20:22 (eleven years ago) link

unless it's stella ola ola we're talking about here.

s1ocki, Monday, 5 May 2008 20:22 (eleven years ago) link

stella's nasty, too.

lol xpost

tehresa, Monday, 5 May 2008 20:22 (eleven years ago) link

I know stella is nasty but IIRC its better the Kronenburg

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 5 May 2008 20:25 (eleven years ago) link

I am not going to complain about the beer they serve me on a transatlantic flight, stella/1664/heineken whatever as long as it's COLD and BEER thank you ma'am here is your $5+1 and come back soon ok

El Tomboto, Monday, 5 May 2008 20:27 (eleven years ago) link

all those beers are skunky sometimes

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 5 May 2008 20:41 (eleven years ago) link

Tom completely OTM here.

HI DERE, Monday, 5 May 2008 20:43 (eleven years ago) link

the sacred writers on ILM lose a whole bushel of sacredness when you google image-search them.
-- Gear! (Ill Cajun Gunsmith) (Gear!)

gershy, Friday, 9 May 2008 03:02 (eleven years ago) link

I think my main response to audiophilia these days is that the best way to make your hi-fi sound great is to play better records on it.

-- Scik Mouthy, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 15:48 (3 days ago) Link

braveclub, Friday, 9 May 2008 09:14 (eleven years ago) link

getting mad about this show is zzz. its like complaining about starbucks or the suburbs or something. you are all very unique holden caulfields

-- deej, Thursday, May 15, 2008 3:31 PM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Thursday, 15 May 2008 20:08 (eleven years ago) link

Plainsong is the best opening track in any artist's discography

-- Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, May 17, 2008 8:16 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

it is like HELLO I AM A GOOD ALBUM

-- Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, May 17, 2008 8:18 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

latebloomer, Saturday, 17 May 2008 23:54 (eleven years ago) link

ha.

which show was that one about?

s1ocki, Sunday, 18 May 2008 14:01 (eleven years ago) link

hannity & colmes

and what, Sunday, 18 May 2008 14:41 (eleven years ago) link

serious a: he'll be back. they all come back in the end.

-- sanskrit, Monday, May 12, 2008 2:38 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

felicity, Saturday, 24 May 2008 08:11 (eleven years ago) link

i was reading some chick magazine like cosmo or something giving chicks advice on how to stay looking good for men & it was boring as fuck til i got to this t-bomb - "the truth is, once you're with a guy, they don't really care how you look until they start searching for reasons not to like you anymore" daaaaaaaaaaamn

and what, Saturday, 24 May 2008 12:43 (eleven years ago) link

whoa. Yeah, there's something there. It's bitter, but it's something.

kenan, Saturday, 24 May 2008 13:29 (eleven years ago) link

getting mad about this show is zzz. its like complaining about starbucks or the suburbs or something. you are all very unique holden caulfields

-- deej, Thursday, May 15, 2008 3:31 PM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

This sorta "you are all v unique holden caulfields" attitude is pretty challops (at least on ILX) tho, isn't it?

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 24 May 2008 16:19 (eleven years ago) link

some of these truth bombs dangerously close to challenging opinions

-- latebloomer, Monday, April 14, 2008 7:19 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

max, Saturday, 24 May 2008 16:20 (eleven years ago) link

What is the middle ground b/w "earnestly against the machine" and "god earnestly raging against the machine is so obvious and boring"

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 24 May 2008 16:46 (eleven years ago) link

Audioslave?

wanko ergo sum, Saturday, 24 May 2008 17:16 (eleven years ago) link

lmbo

iiiijjjj, Saturday, 24 May 2008 19:05 (eleven years ago) link

Weird thing about this whole debate is that it sometimes seems to hang around the assumption that a relatively small livejournal community and a couple of blogs are somehow the alpha and omega of all modern day music writing.

-- Free Peace Sweet!, Monday, 26 May 2008 12:34 (9 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Dom Passantino, Monday, 26 May 2008 21:05 (eleven years ago) link

I can understand not liking the sound of Gwen Stefani's voice but saying that Ashlee Simpson is a better singer really just shows that you don't quite grasp the concept of singing.

-- HI DERE, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 20:08

m coleman, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 22:03 (eleven years ago) link

the conversion of ice cube into family film funguy is the sort of thing thatll make you believe in america

-- jhøshea, Thursday, May 29, 2008 4:12 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

latebloomer, Thursday, 29 May 2008 04:15 (eleven years ago) link

as i'm getting older i'm starting to feel bad about having 5 beers on a wednesday for no reason, but i think my internet addiction is much more shameful.

-- bell_labs, Sunday, June 8, 2008 10:12 AM (49 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Sunday, 8 June 2008 14:14 (eleven years ago) link

everything's a stupid question considering we're all going to die

-- Surmounter, Monday, June 9, 2008 8:46 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 9 June 2008 21:17 (eleven years ago) link

[09:03] Teh Jeff: ive been banned for my scrabulous noize truths

Steve Shasta, Thursday, 12 June 2008 16:13 (eleven years ago) link

http://z.about.com/h/gp/sbinfocanada.gif

remy bean, Thursday, 12 June 2008 16:21 (eleven years ago) link

^^^the truff

carne asada, Thursday, 12 June 2008 16:22 (eleven years ago) link


I do not understand Ruby. Why's Poignant Guide makes me want to spit.

-- caek, Wednesday, April 30, 2008 8:12 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Why_the_lucky_stiff_%282nd_nomination%29

lol @ aspies hating on me

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 12 June 2008 19:43 (eleven years ago) link

_why's personality and philosophies have a significant effect on the Ruby community, and also go a long way to forming the "public" impression of the Ruby community. If Wikipedia has an article about Ruby, it should have an article about _why.

oh my god these people

El Tomboto, Thursday, 12 June 2008 19:52 (eleven years ago) link

note that his "name" HAS to start with an underscore
this is pathetic and horrible and self-parody in the extreme

El Tomboto, Thursday, 12 June 2008 19:52 (eleven years ago) link

i am going to lock this thread if you guys keep talking about nerd shit.

tehresa, Thursday, 12 June 2008 19:53 (eleven years ago) link

i voted. such unbelievable shut-ins.

caek, Thursday, 12 June 2008 20:09 (eleven years ago) link

jesus christ ilx is full of aspies and babies.

-- quincie, Monday, June 16, 2008 6:48 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

forksclovetofu, Monday, 16 June 2008 22:45 (eleven years ago) link

complaining about other wikipedia editors is like starting a sentence with "I'm not racist, but"

Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 16 June 2008 22:53 (eleven years ago) link

^ t bomb

sleep, Tuesday, 17 June 2008 13:59 (eleven years ago) link

gay kenan dnw

-- and what, Friday, June 20, 2008 12:11 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

banriquit, Thursday, 19 June 2008 23:22 (eleven years ago) link

deeznuts is too volitile/borderline to dogsit trustworthily. i wouldn't trust him in private with animals if i were u; he seems too eager, like he's hiding intentions.

-- usic, Friday, June 20, 2008 4:01 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Friday, 20 June 2008 20:11 (eleven years ago) link

disaster prone is disaster prone whether you got cash flow or not

-- El Tomboto, Monday, June 23, 2008 11:36 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Link

milo z, Saturday, 28 June 2008 23:02 (eleven years ago) link

i wish i could unfollow the internet

-- jaxon, Friday, 27 June 2008 23:20 (3 days ago) Link

t. weiss, Monday, 30 June 2008 08:12 (eleven years ago) link

I think people basically need to get over that urge to say "OMG BEST THING EVER" and create this hysterical Emperor's New Clothes cult around every funny Internet picture or grammatically awkward quote from a weird/insane dude, I mean we're all bored office workers but some of us manage to occupy ourselves in a constructive way, like starting 15+ "Your favourite jokes about" threads containing nothing puns and dogshit non-sequiturs

-- MPx4A, Monday, 30 June 2008 12:32 (27 minutes ago) Link

some dude, Monday, 30 June 2008 13:03 (eleven years ago) link

Ed Byrne, an Irish stand-up comedian, made the very valid point that everything in that song is not really *ironic*, its just *unfortunate*. For example:
Like 10,000 forks, when all you want is a knife = unfortunate
Like 10,000 forks, when all you want is a knife, but then find with hindsight that a fork would have been OK after all = ironic.
Like ra-i-ain on your wedding day = unfortunate
Like ra-i-ain on your wedding day but you were marrying a meteorolgist specialising in the study of precipitation systems who predicted fine weather = ironic.
-- Will, Monday, November 12, 2001 1:00 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Link

banriquit, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 11:10 (eleven years ago) link

oh god...

-- usic, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 18:52 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

these aren't jokes at all...

-- usic, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 18:53 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

MPx4A, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 11:36 (eleven years ago) link

sometimes albums have NO good songs

-- blueski, Thursday, 3 July 2008 15:40

Frogman Henry, Thursday, 3 July 2008 17:26 (eleven years ago) link

I used to do a variation on that Alanis bit in highschool.

Mine was funnier. But no less pedantic and annoying.

Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 4 July 2008 16:24 (eleven years ago) link

fuck you ILX System why can't you just let me forget about this miserable failure of a poll

-- iiiijjjj, Saturday, July 5, 2008 8:12 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

J0rdan S., Sunday, 6 July 2008 01:16 (eleven years ago) link

The ironic thing is that every time we see Wall-E (or buy merchandise related to it) the money goes to a corporation called Disney. Eat your cake and have it too.

-- Cunga, Tuesday, July 8, 2008 6:31 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

i know, it's so hypocritical that they didn't just make a photocopied zine about consumerism and send it out to 100 million people. would have been a much better way to get their message across!!!

-- s1ocki, Tuesday, July 8, 2008 8:21 AM (Tuesday, July 8, 2008 8:21 AM) Bookmark Link

crosspost w/ zing

moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 9 July 2008 10:11 (eleven years ago) link

the answer is blow jobs.

-- chicago kevin, Thursday, July 10, 2008 9:18 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Thursday, 10 July 2008 14:25 (eleven years ago) link

I think when you hit your mid-twenties and most of new bands out there are either your age or a bit younger, it's harder to tolerate their twattishness and give them the benefit of the doubt.

-- Bodrick III, Saturday, July 12, 2008 6:08 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

some dude, Monday, 14 July 2008 13:32 (eleven years ago) link

from the 77 "what is up with deeznuts" thread:

like seriously dawg please take it from a bro that likes you and your energy and totally appreciates your support for my magic stuff that you might get along better round these parts if you take a step back and get less defensive and hyperbolic homie

its all <3 for real tho
-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, July 17, 2008 3:35 AM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

and man as a personal favor i'm asking you not to respond to this with some ad hom shit like 'suck my dik' or whatever just sayin marinate for a minute and then leave it behind or take the advice or whatever whatever
-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, July 17, 2008 3:37 AM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

you could be talking to any of us
-- Kerm, Thursday, July 17, 2008 3:38 AM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

forksclovetofu, Thursday, 17 July 2008 04:03 (eleven years ago) link

I listen to a lot of shitty music

-- Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, July 16, 2008 5:41 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

some dude, Thursday, 17 July 2008 14:00 (eleven years ago) link

lol @ people arguing about Eminem in 2008

-- The Reverend, Friday, 18 July 2008 05:16 (7 hours ago) Link

some dude, Friday, 18 July 2008 13:07 (eleven years ago) link

if you have to quote the posts you missed your window

-- and what, Thursday, July 17, 2008 7:01 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

some dude, Friday, 18 July 2008 14:57 (eleven years ago) link

^^^ paradox

s1ocki, Friday, 18 July 2008 18:36 (eleven years ago) link

c&p threads and in-thread zings operate by completely different sets of laws

some dude, Friday, 18 July 2008 19:06 (eleven years ago) link

ZING LAWS.

s1ocki, Friday, 18 July 2008 19:22 (eleven years ago) link

btw saw this at Other Music yesterday

http://www.zingmagazine.com/zingmagazine.html

dmr, Friday, 18 July 2008 19:41 (eleven years ago) link

for all things zing

dmr, Friday, 18 July 2008 19:41 (eleven years ago) link

yeah see the thing is with hiding yr story is you only hide it from yourself. not everyone else. it's kinda like life, actually.

-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Saturday, July 19, 2008 1:53 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Saturday, 19 July 2008 13:13 (eleven years ago) link

Stewart/Colbert as arbiters of the freakshow = under-45 fantasyland

-- gabbneb, Monday, 14 July 2008 18:49 (1 week ago) Link

Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 21 July 2008 15:21 (eleven years ago) link

so this board is basically just like the last day of high school when you sit around with your friends circling yearbook photos and debating choices

-- moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, July 22, 2008 10:03 PM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

s1ocki, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 22:41 (eleven years ago) link

i have a really bad tendency to get naughty, whimsical thoughts, express them on ilx, and then, worse, attempt to justify and reason through them, i mean this is precisely the sort of thing i've learned to cut out, but in trying to explain this i am demonstrating precisely the sort of unwanted traits that made me so unpalatable, think of this as a grotesque, self-fulfilling prophecy and forget i even had the gall to press "submit response" which is after all something i could at this stage not do...ah fuckit

-- Just got offed, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:08 (Yesterday) Link

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you don't have autism, you're just a dipshit.

-- goole, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:10 (Yesterday) Link

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 02:33 (eleven years ago) link

More Carla Gugino plz.

-- milo z, Thursday, November 22, 2007 1:07 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Link

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 07:45 (eleven years ago) link

Slick Rick's other eye is actually the cornerstone of the all-seeing, all-grasping worldwide Masonic empire...and it's looking over in our direction
-- J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, March 5, 2003 12:21 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Link

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 09:33 (eleven years ago) link

"naughty, whimsical thoughts"

max, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 12:05 (eleven years ago) link

i just can't believe ppl think this is good pop music.

it's like when you meet kids that were home school by born again christian parents and they have this weird skewed view of the world cuz they weren't exposed to anything. like they don't know any TV shows that everyone knows, so everything seems pretty mindblowing to them.

-- M@tt He1ges0n, Monday, July 21, 2008 7:23 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

some dude, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 15:59 (eleven years ago) link

works if he's talking about Tings Tings fans or the U.K. in general

some dude, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 15:59 (eleven years ago) link

plz retitle thread "tootin' rootin' bombs"

Just got offed, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 17:34 (eleven years ago) link

what's the helger talking about?

you can't post truth bombs liek that w/o some context!!! CONTEXT BOMBS PLEASE>

s1ocki, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 17:55 (eleven years ago) link

Is more Carla Gugino plz from one of the Entourage threads?

milo z, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 18:17 (eleven years ago) link

The Ting Tings

sleep, Thursday, 24 July 2008 01:13 (eleven years ago) link

"naughty, whimsical thoughts"

-- max, Wednesday, July 23, 2008 5:05 AM (13 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Yeah, that post of his should also go on the o_O thread.

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Thursday, 24 July 2008 02:01 (eleven years ago) link

Gugino was from "Spy Kids" thread, I think.

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Thursday, 24 July 2008 02:02 (eleven years ago) link

another thing that bugged me when I started reading but isn't a problem at all: lifers who've earned their cred or have established friendships can "coast" (read: just fuck around in a crowd they're comfortable in) and throw up dumb shit instead of writing a dissertation every post. So new people think "hey I'm throwing up the same dumb shit and not getting any laughs what gives?"

-- g.cannon (gcannon), Wednesday, March 5, 2003 12:58 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Thursday, 24 July 2008 19:28 (eleven years ago) link

Gugino was from "Spy Kids" thread, I think.

-- If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Thursday, July 24, 2008 2:02 AM (18 hours ago) Bookmark Link

at her best during short stint as mike's girlfriend on early "spin city" though

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 24 July 2008 21:02 (eleven years ago) link

why the fuck do i know that

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 24 July 2008 21:02 (eleven years ago) link

eh I love Gugino but not crazy about her on that show. Paula Marshall will always be my favorite Spin City babe (why the fuck do i have a favorite Spin City babe)

lol I just realized that Gugino was in Spin City AND Sin City

some dude, Thursday, 24 July 2008 21:05 (eleven years ago) link

another thing that bugged me when I started reading but isn't a problem at all: lifers who've earned their cred or have established friendships can "coast" (read: just fuck around in a crowd they're comfortable in) and throw up dumb shit instead of writing a dissertation every post. So new people think "hey I'm throwing up the same dumb shit and not getting any laughs what gives?"

-- g.cannon (gcannon), Wednesday, March 5, 2003 12:58 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Link

haha written 4 years before deeznuts showed up

max, Friday, 25 July 2008 00:33 (eleven years ago) link

4 B.D.

s1ocki, Friday, 25 July 2008 00:50 (eleven years ago) link

If we could get a movie starring both Paula Marshall and Carla Gugino as crime-fighting sisters or something, that would be great.

milo z, Friday, 25 July 2008 04:08 (eleven years ago) link

CG's "Karen Sisco" series should've lasted years, not just 10 episodes.

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Friday, 25 July 2008 10:23 (eleven years ago) link

milo I would quote your post but we're already in the truth bombs thread

some dude, Friday, 25 July 2008 13:10 (eleven years ago) link

btw chicago kevin you are very handsome

-- quincie, Friday, July 25, 2008 2:30 PM (Friday, July 25, 2008 2:30 PM) Bookmark Link

chicago kevin, Friday, 25 July 2008 19:46 (eleven years ago) link

(why the fuck do i have a favorite Spin City babe)

ain't no shame in that

bnw, Friday, 25 July 2008 20:05 (eleven years ago) link

"just got offed" contains the letters g t f o and s t f u

-- estela, Thursday, July 10, 2008 12:13 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Link

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Sunday, 27 July 2008 09:04 (eleven years ago) link

oh ok seriously now i've put up with your mindless bullshit for long enough, but just fuck off you stupid shitty moron who can't be fucked to differentiate between good-natured craic and O_o, or at least who posts shit to O_o just because it's from directed at a certain poster

-- Just got offed, Sunday, 27 July 2008 10:52 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

I mean that's a great fucking zing, and deserves a place in the zing thread, but the fact you've posted it to truth bombs NOW several weeks after the event, making it look like estela was meaning to make some devastating character assessment rather than a playful linguistic joke, marks you out as a worthless cunt who doesn't contribute to ILX but hangs around Noize Board reposting threads looking to be superior and snarky.

Just got offed, Sunday, 27 July 2008 10:56 (eleven years ago) link

take yr chill pills dawg

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 27 July 2008 13:38 (eleven years ago) link

just sayin

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 27 July 2008 13:39 (eleven years ago) link

yeah you guys should still listen to some goddamn cannibal corpse and that's the truth and even my less-cranky friend scott knows that's the truth. people who listen to fusion but never listen to straight-no-chaser jazz are missing the fuck out.

-- J0hn D., Thursday, July 24, 2008 1:58 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark Link

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 27 July 2008 14:58 (eleven years ago) link

I mean that's a great fucking zing, and deserves a place in the zing thread, but the fact you've posted it to truth bombs NOW several weeks after the event, making it look like estela was meaning to make some devastating character assessment rather than a playful linguistic joke, marks you out as a worthless cunt who doesn't contribute to ILX but hangs around Noize Board reposting threads looking to be superior and snarky.

-- Just got offed, Sunday, July 27, 2008 3:56 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Link

g t f o s t f u

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Sunday, 27 July 2008 23:47 (eleven years ago) link

i think the real questions we need to be asking ourselves is how we can get our pets to score more drugs for us

-- bell_labs, Monday, July 28, 2008 3:42 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

sunny successor, Monday, 28 July 2008 20:58 (eleven years ago) link

one minute you're stealing fluffy's klonopin the next you're blowing a bichon frese for coke money.

latebloomer, Monday, 28 July 2008 23:36 (eleven years ago) link

a sad, all-too-familiar story

latebloomer, Monday, 28 July 2008 23:36 (eleven years ago) link

hey now - it's Bichon frise!

Finefinemusic, Monday, 28 July 2008 23:42 (eleven years ago) link

sorry, i'm a bit stoned from the pot my cat sold me yesterday

latebloomer, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 00:04 (eleven years ago) link

if it aint srs lyrics then there shld be srs dancing. this is how i judge music

-- usic, Friday, June 13, 2008 10:57 AM (Friday, June 13, 2008 10:57 AM) Bookmark Link

rev, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 07:13 (eleven years ago) link

man reading british newspapers makes me never ever want to complain about the american media

-- max, Thursday, July 31, 2008 7:34 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

ever

-- max, Thursday, July 31, 2008 7:34 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

latebloomer, Thursday, 31 July 2008 23:35 (eleven years ago) link

no, but thanks for the tip. you know what's funny about the internet? i can not stfu, if i don't want to, and you'll have to keep on living with that. EAT ME

-- Surmounter, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:51 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Just got offed, Friday, 1 August 2008 00:37 (eleven years ago) link

no, but thanks for the tip. you know what's funny about the internet? i can post about sexual experimentation, if i want to, and you'll have to keep on living with that. EAT ME

J0rdan S., Friday, 1 August 2008 02:20 (eleven years ago) link

no, but thanks for the tip. you know what's funny about the internet? i can not stfu, if i don't want to, and you'll have to keep on living with that. EAT ME

-- Surmounter, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:51 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Wow. Posts very much out of character.

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 1 August 2008 02:25 (eleven years ago) link

even when Surmounter's telling someone off it's like i's are dotted with hearts, though

some dude, Friday, 1 August 2008 03:59 (eleven years ago) link

The problem is that we all want to share everything with everyone, whether it's a party, the fact we've broken up with a partner or the fascinating news that we're planning to see Mamma Mia! that night. If you're a teenager or in your early twenties, you no longer celebrate your birthday with friends and family, you share the occasion with millions on Facebook. If you think that Britney Spears is being treated unfairly by the media, you video yourself having a tearful tantrum and stick it on YouTube (and get a TV show as a result, as happened in the States recently). And if you've smacked a Formula One boss's bottom, you immediately tell the News of the World.

How can people be getting paid to write horseshit like this?

-- DJ Mencap, Sunday, 3 August 2008 14:13 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Sunday, 3 August 2008 13:20 (eleven years ago) link

most of the time ILM is like having a conversation with 40 people who love the sound of their own voices.

-- max, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 21:01 (5 months ago) Link

braveclub, Monday, 4 August 2008 09:06 (eleven years ago) link

DUH bomb

latebloomer, Monday, 4 August 2008 13:38 (eleven years ago) link

cynical observations about ilx are the worst truth bombs

s1ocki, Monday, 4 August 2008 17:20 (eleven years ago) link

MY BRAIN

Just got offed, Monday, 4 August 2008 17:21 (eleven years ago) link

s1ocki has just won thread btw

Just got offed, Monday, 4 August 2008 17:23 (eleven years ago) link

no idea why you loved that one so much but hey, i'll take the applause.

s1ocki, Monday, 4 August 2008 21:47 (eleven years ago) link

nobody would time travel to 1978.

-- El Tomboto, Tuesday, August 5, 2008 9:03 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 01:24 (eleven years ago) link

i bet at least a few ilxors have webbed toes, so you could just let 'em graze on the sidewalk for a similar effect

-- remy bean, Tuesday, August 5, 2008 4:18 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 08:29 (eleven years ago) link

i would time travel to 1978 :/

rrrobyn, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 14:00 (eleven years ago) link

I would too. This was always a standard year for my time-traveling cartoons to land in. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that 1978 is the first year I have really solid memories of.

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 14:43 (eleven years ago) link

i would and id go see STAR WARS

max, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 15:03 (eleven years ago) link

: A NEW HOPE

max, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 15:03 (eleven years ago) link

Top Grossing Films of 1978:

1. Grease
2. Superman
3. Animal House
4. Every Which Way But Loose
5. Jaws II

Yow.

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 15:12 (eleven years ago) link

JAWS II??

i dont know, id probably do 73 or 74

sunny successor, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 15:13 (eleven years ago) link

lol first gis for 1978
http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/images/microsoft-1978.jpg

rrrobyn, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 15:16 (eleven years ago) link

tho:
http://www.seriouswheels.com/pics-1970-1979/1978-Ford-Mustang-King-Cobra.jpg

rrrobyn, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 15:16 (eleven years ago) link

YES

sunny successor, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 15:17 (eleven years ago) link

i wld fully dig 1978 in that

rrrobyn, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 15:18 (eleven years ago) link

So Truth Bomb? More like plain ol' Tombomb.

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 15:21 (eleven years ago) link

Quaaludes

carne asada, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 15:21 (eleven years ago) link

my dream car is also a 78:

http://www.wqik.net/1978%20trans%20am%20t%20top/1978%20Trans%20AM%20T-top%20Gold%20top%20view.jpg

sunny successor, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 15:21 (eleven years ago) link

its my belief that you tell how good a car is by the gullwingedness of its doors

sunny successor, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 15:23 (eleven years ago) link

haha i was totally about to post 1978 trans am images

rrrobyn, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 15:23 (eleven years ago) link

blang
http://www.allmusclecars.com/pontiac/77tapfgleam.jpg

rrrobyn, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 15:26 (eleven years ago) link

I can picture a certain someone pointing at that hood and going "buhrd".

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 15:26 (eleven years ago) link

so pretty pretty pretty

sunny successor, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 15:29 (eleven years ago) link

you guys need to take her to a car show and take a photo of her smiling and pointing omg :D

rrrobyn, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 15:36 (eleven years ago) link

yeah!

sunny successor, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 15:37 (eleven years ago) link

the '78 ta was junk. piece of crap 403 engine. 76 was the last good year.

chicago kevin, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 15:59 (eleven years ago) link

this is probably not the place to get on this particular soapbox but the whole "WHOA WHAT WOULD IT BE LIKE TO WATCH THIS STONED!!!!!" meme is idiotic.

if you watched this stoned, you might do one or several of the following
- laugh more and longer than you would not stoned
- talk more in the movie theater, annoying other patrons
- lose your train of thought frequently, with a line or scene perhaps suggesting a long series of fantasies or random associations; consequently you might find it a bit more difficult to follow the narrative

This is more or less true for every movie. if you're the sort who can get paranoid smoking weed, and you're watching a scary movie, it might bug you out to an unpleasant degree.

i mean, what do you think will happen? you think the film has some secret code buried the mise-en-scene that will only appear to those who are high?

-- amateurist, Thursday, 7 August 2008 01:24 (3 days ago)

get bent, Sunday, 10 August 2008 04:15 (eleven years ago) link

that trans am is just :0~~

http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k6/eldodave/y84124.jpg

iiiijjjj, Sunday, 10 August 2008 04:38 (eleven years ago) link

that amateurist t-bomb is clinical

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 10 August 2008 05:13 (eleven years ago) link

Top Grossing Films of 1978:

1. Grease
2. Superman
3. Animal House
4. Every Which Way But Loose
5. Jaws II

i saw all these movies stoned but then I was high all of 1978 :D

m coleman, Sunday, 10 August 2008 05:27 (eleven years ago) link

IIRC lol

m coleman, Sunday, 10 August 2008 05:29 (eleven years ago) link

The only one that didn't have a sequel was Animal House.

Pleasant Plains, Sunday, 10 August 2008 07:46 (eleven years ago) link

hoos: issac hayes rip :(((
gf: :(
gf: you're gonna listen to shaft all night aren't you

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 10 August 2008 23:06 (eleven years ago) link

ultimate truthbomb:

http://media.abum.com/image/66451.jpg

cankles, Monday, 11 August 2008 16:37 (eleven years ago) link

uncle floyd and aunt beth must've had a pretty wild 50th

s1ocki, Monday, 11 August 2008 19:08 (eleven years ago) link

but "cute college girl" is right there out in the open

max, Monday, 11 August 2008 19:10 (eleven years ago) link

what a tease

s1ocki, Monday, 11 August 2008 19:12 (eleven years ago) link

Aunt Floyd

Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 11 August 2008 19:15 (eleven years ago) link

My first car was a 78 chevy nova. It cost a thousand dollars and I named it Sonja and it lasted about six years. Four days after I bought it, a driving instructor totaled a Mercedes on me and left me with a broken headlight. God I loved that car.
http://auto.howstuffworks.com/chevrolet-nova17.htm

forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 05:20 (eleven years ago) link

awman i love 60s/70s chevy novas & plymouth valiants

rrrobyn, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 14:00 (eleven years ago) link

I have no love for the 1973 (or thereabouts) nova, as that was the one my mom had that would stall out constantly on the way to school and generally sucked

mh, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 14:19 (eleven years ago) link

hahaha "/New Folder/New Folder/Error 1325531-G/"

am0n, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 14:46 (eleven years ago) link

my cousin lovingly restored a 70s nova in high school and then literally wrapped it around a telephone pole while we were in it. it's a miracle we weren't killed/maimed. the car hit the pole on the passenger side backseat in a sideways skid, nearly tearing the car in half. the car then spun back onto the road and came to a rest facing 180 degrees in the other direction. to get out we had to crawl through a hole ripped in the backseat opposite of the impact point. no seatbelts! if we had hit the pole a foot or two closer to the front passenger side I woulda been a grease spot, and if you saw a picture of the car afterwards you wouldn't believe anyone walked away from it.

car before:


__
| |
|__|


car after:

__
/ /
\_\

senseless teenage me was delighted, of course.

Edward III, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 15:25 (eleven years ago) link

awman i love 60s/70s chevy novas & plymouth valiants

early/mid 60s novas and the 65-67 valiant are fucking great. but you really can't beat the '68 volvo p1800.

http://z.about.com/d/cars/1/7/E/l/volvo_P1800coupe.jpg

chicago kevin, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 15:30 (eleven years ago) link

so pretty
but i still feel more affinity with cars that look like this
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6c/PlymouthValient100BlackFront.jpg
fuel efficiency aside obv, but why does fuel efficient have to mean dumb looking?
god new cars are so ugly

rrrobyn, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 15:50 (eleven years ago) link

truth/car/image bombs

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/75/63Dart170_4D.jpg/800px-63Dart170_4D.jpg

Edward III, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 16:21 (eleven years ago) link

^almost bought one once for $800. owner was having money trouble, unfortunately so was I.

Edward III, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 16:23 (eleven years ago) link

my mom said her first car was an early 60s valiant. she didn't realize you had to change the oil from time to time and wound up seizing the engine.

chicago kevin, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 16:59 (eleven years ago) link

my mom's first car was a 60s valiant too! she sold it some time around my 2nd brother being born and got a 70s vw van. which we had for like ever.

that dart is soo beautiful <3

rrrobyn, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 17:35 (eleven years ago) link

god new cars are so ugly

i very seriously want one of these (in white)

http://www.blackbookmag.com/ee/images/uploads2/smart-car-fortwo-on-two-coa.jpg

get bent, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 18:41 (eleven years ago) link

Few things in this world more repulsive than British people talking about sex.

-- caek, Tuesday, August 12, 2008 11:09 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

dan m, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 18:58 (eleven years ago) link

im too tall for those. though parallel parking must be a breeze.

Fetchboy, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 18:59 (eleven years ago) link

British people are the most disgusting savages

admrl, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 19:00 (eleven years ago) link

http://i38.tinypic.com/iz6wsw.jpg

Kerm, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 19:02 (eleven years ago) link

JBR youll be killed in that thing!

sunny successor, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 19:09 (eleven years ago) link

it's a worthy sacrifice.

get bent, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 19:10 (eleven years ago) link

btw is it that new $2500 nano car (or did i dream that car?)

sunny successor, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 19:11 (eleven years ago) link

Are these cars just new in the US? They were to be seen frequently in London at least five years ago, maybe even more.

admrl, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 19:33 (eleven years ago) link

they're new in the u.s., but only the fortwo line is being sold here at the moment. they're selling really well, apparently!

get bent, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 19:37 (eleven years ago) link

sunny: it's the smartcar. they start at around $11000.

get bent, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 19:37 (eleven years ago) link

i want a car that's also a phone

s1ocki, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 19:42 (eleven years ago) link

my mum has a smart car

jeremy waters, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 19:43 (eleven years ago) link

lol slocki

rrrobyn, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 21:29 (eleven years ago) link

jbr i love you but i totally totally can't get behind the look of hybrid cars gaah

rrrobyn, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 21:30 (eleven years ago) link

Smart cars are everywhere in Oxford/London. I think you get one when you qualify as an estate agent.

caek, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 00:19 (eleven years ago) link

lol "qualify"

caek, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 00:19 (eleven years ago) link

more like dumbcars

harbl, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 00:23 (eleven years ago) link

amirite

get bent, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 00:24 (eleven years ago) link

xp to rrrobyn:
http://i33.tinypic.com/2znzlae.jpg

Kerm, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 00:38 (eleven years ago) link

smart cars are not hybrids
they are also ridiculously safe

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 01:03 (eleven years ago) link

crumple zones

conrad, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 07:58 (eleven years ago) link

I guess I'm wrong as usual.

-- Just got offed, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 13:38 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 13:43 (eleven years ago) link

whatever smart cars are they do not look cool and also that hybrid suv is ugly and also i mean i don't even drive so let me have my car fantasy world

rrrobyn, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 14:20 (eleven years ago) link

they are also ridiculously safe

-- El Tomboto, Tuesday, August 12, 2008 9:03 PM

explain

am0n, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 14:26 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.google.com/search?q=smart+car+crash+test

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 14:30 (eleven years ago) link

that was hard

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 14:30 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/60538/smart_car_crash/
wow!

rrrobyn, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 14:38 (eleven years ago) link

i dont know, those crash test ratings dont look so hot to me

sunny successor, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 15:07 (eleven years ago) link

"Restraints/dummy kinematics — Dummy movement was well controlled. During rebound, the dummy's head hit the roof rail.

Injury measures — Measures taken from the neck and chest indicate low risk of injuries to these body regions in a crash of this severity. Forces on the the dummy's head were high when it hit the steering wheel through the airbag, indicating that head injuries would be possible. Forces on the right tibia indicate that injuries to the lower leg would also be possible. Head acceleration from the roof rail hit was negligible.

"

fail

sunny successor, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 15:08 (eleven years ago) link

and thats at 40mph

sunny successor, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 15:10 (eleven years ago) link

judging a car by how it looks ls like judging a foodstuff on how it feels when rubbed against your bottom

Granny Dainger, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 15:19 (eleven years ago) link

wtf cmon that is not true at all - aesthetics is not absent from car judgement in any way

rrrobyn, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 15:21 (eleven years ago) link

nor is ass rubbing absent from foodstuff judgment

max, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 15:22 (eleven years ago) link

or food judgment for that matter
xpost!

rrrobyn, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 15:22 (eleven years ago) link

It's safer than any other go-kart on the road today.

Kerm, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 15:23 (eleven years ago) link

I could wipe my ass with one of those smart cars.

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 15:27 (eleven years ago) link

its got poor rear impact ratings too

sunny successor, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 15:30 (eleven years ago) link

Apparently, it takes almost nothing to total one.

Kerm, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 15:30 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.aef.com/images/diversity/burrell/allstate_newcar_thumb.jpg

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 15:31 (eleven years ago) link

I like that we have hijacked "truth bombs" to discuss the attractiveness and crash safety of the Chevy Nova vs the Smart ForTwo btw

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 15:32 (eleven years ago) link

All because I said nobody would time travel to 1978 and Whiney G recognized that to be a complete fact

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 15:33 (eleven years ago) link

it was a year or so before i realized those allstate commericals werent directed at someone named Stan.

sunny successor, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 15:34 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.diseno-art.com/images/bmw_isetta_open.jpg

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 16:04 (eleven years ago) link

it was a year or so before i realized those allstate commericals werent directed at someone named Stan.
this was a drunken debate with one of my friends awhile back that swore he was saying Stan!

carne asada, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 16:07 (eleven years ago) link

Apparently, it takes almost nothing to total one.

This is true of pretty much all modern cars. The right rear passenger door on my Dodge truck is completely fucked because I let my grandfather back it around a corner and he went up against a very stumpy bush. At maybe 5mph A BUSH gouged two big dents in the door.

I think maybe the ease of totalling them actually has something to do with why they're safer, actually? Energy transfer, etc..

milo z, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 16:17 (eleven years ago) link

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/9118/carphoto27391825tz9.jpg

lol the future is in fact a japanese cartoon about the future

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 16:18 (eleven years ago) link

a smart car almost hit me on my bike today b/c the guy over-shot a stop sign. i didn't really know how to feel. because i have cruelly judged the smart car as generally impotent.

rrrobyn, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 16:18 (eleven years ago) link

the ease of totalling

i like this phrase

rrrobyn, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 16:19 (eleven years ago) link

an $11k car is by definition easier to total than one more expensive

ice crӕm, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 16:19 (eleven years ago) link

also thk u kevin for the 65 nova dot jpg

rrrobyn, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 16:20 (eleven years ago) link

look this terrivble thing is coming out soon for a base price of $2500. it looks the same!

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2008/01/10/automobiles/533-Tata-01.jpg

sunny successor, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 17:17 (eleven years ago) link

and its got a back seat!

sunny successor, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 17:17 (eleven years ago) link

you will also die in this one

sunny successor, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 17:17 (eleven years ago) link

that's for india
it is not roadworthy in other countries

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 17:20 (eleven years ago) link

an $11k car is by definition easier to total than one more expensive

This is not true.

Kerm, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 17:23 (eleven years ago) link

you can total it more efficiently

harbl, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 17:43 (eleven years ago) link

I definitely thought that was Bud Selig trying to sell that car.

G00blar, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 17:50 (eleven years ago) link

a smart car almost hit me on my bike today b/c the guy over-shot a stop sign.

you're lucky, if he hit you his car could've been totalled and I doubt you have bike insurance

Edward III, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 19:12 (eleven years ago) link

this picture says "hop in, I'm much safer than riding around in a soap bubble!"

http://www.diseno-art.com/images/bmw_isetta_open.jpg

Edward III, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 19:16 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.google.com/search?q=smart+car+crash+test

-- El Tomboto, Wednesday, August 13, 2008 10:30 AM

that was hard

-- El Tomboto, Wednesday, August 13, 2008 10:30 AM

so it's not ridiculously safe. glad we cleared up that falsity bomb :)

am0n, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 19:16 (eleven years ago) link

amazon.com bomb

most spaghetti westerns are analogous to tossing a scorpion into a boxful of fire ants. There's a good chance you'll see an interesting fight or two, but you won't much care who crawls out of the box at the end.

Edward III, Thursday, 14 August 2008 16:32 (eleven years ago) link

^^ My neighbor did that all the time when we were kids. He cared enough that he once took a lizard out of the fight, on grounds that it was cute and had no chance.

nabisco, Thursday, 14 August 2008 23:38 (eleven years ago) link

Un, I love that truth bomb as much as anybody else, but isn't that just the opening scene of The Wild Bunch? Or does that not detract from its bombitude?

James Redd and the Blecchs, Saturday, 16 August 2008 02:08 (eleven years ago) link

Imagine the John McCain attack ad.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Saturday, 16 August 2008 02:30 (eleven years ago) link

nabisco is soft on salamanders?

James Redd and the Blecchs, Saturday, 16 August 2008 02:39 (eleven years ago) link

sometimes i think the ilx film crew are playing an off-board game where they try to come up with the dumbest challops

-- s1ocki, Monday, August 18, 2008 7:13 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

latebloomer, Monday, 18 August 2008 20:48 (eleven years ago) link

I've actually just realized by reading on the thread that you're a stubborn 3rd-aged adult and you are not very likely to change your mind or flex a little by now so I might just as well end the conversation here because I'm afraid we'll both be losing our time.

-- Moka, Friday, August 22, 2008 5:24 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

forksclovetofu, Friday, 22 August 2008 17:28 (eleven years ago) link

!

roxymuzak, Saturday, 23 August 2008 18:23 (eleven years ago) link

what is that in regards to

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 23 August 2008 21:07 (eleven years ago) link

Geir, actually. Can't remember which thread, tho.

forksclovetofu, Sunday, 24 August 2008 07:27 (eleven years ago) link

3rd-aged

am0n, Sunday, 24 August 2008 09:37 (eleven years ago) link

ah, here it is: Best album of every year since....

forksclovetofu, Sunday, 24 August 2008 22:26 (eleven years ago) link

god there's some really fucking stupid people here

-- discus, Saturday, January 21, 2006 8:19 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

jeff, Monday, 25 August 2008 21:06 (eleven years ago) link

He is really nice in real life, it's just that the internet does this to us all.

-- Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Tuesday, July 19, 2005 3:25 PM

am0n, Monday, 25 August 2008 21:35 (eleven years ago) link

can anyone even remember what PUBIC HAIR is like??

-- goole, Monday, 25 August 2008 21:15 (Yesterday) Link

Edward III, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 15:52 (eleven years ago) link

waht?

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 16:38 (eleven years ago) link

nothing tops uppers

-- gbx, Saturday, August 16, 2008 10:17 PM (Saturday, August 16, 2008 10:17 PM) Bookmark Link

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y109/fez_/hoppek.gif

it is actually the best thing ilx has ever produced

-- gbx, Saturday, August 16, 2008 10:18 PM (Saturday, August 16, 2008 10:18 PM) Bookmark Link

tehresa, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 01:26 (eleven years ago) link

i ain't mad i just realized all my favorite shit recently like az memphis session, sean p, return of the mac is all old boring dudes! i'll probably like scarface he's an old boring dude too.

i'm can't hang with you youngsters what with your snappin and trappin and supermanning of hoes and we THE BEST and et cetera

-- M@tt He1ges0n, Monday, 10 December 2007 18:22 (8 months ago) Link

forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 04:35 (eleven years ago) link

that's so true, matt really can't hang with youngsters.

s1ocki, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 14:25 (eleven years ago) link

ppl really overestimate the toughness of metal dudes.

-- M@tt He1ges0n, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 17:51 (1 hour ago) Link

latebloomer, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 19:21 (eleven years ago) link

I was more suggesting that I appreciate Matt's POV.

forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 20:54 (eleven years ago) link

this whole thread is more "boldly-stated opinion I happen to agree with" than out and out t-bombs.

Granny Dainger, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 21:17 (eleven years ago) link

cutting and pasting that in spirit

forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 21:38 (eleven years ago) link

hey beer helps

-- RabiesAngentleman, Thursday, 28 August 2008 13:35 (5 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

electricsound, Thursday, 28 August 2008 03:36 (eleven years ago) link

what a bombshell that one was.

s1ocki, Thursday, 28 August 2008 15:47 (eleven years ago) link

s1ocki is head of a task force charged with defusing any and all truth bombs.

some dude, Thursday, 28 August 2008 17:22 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.geocities.com/mercilessraven/Pictures/ateam1.jpg
S1ocks at lower left

forksclovetofu, Thursday, 28 August 2008 17:25 (eleven years ago) link

and making lols out of them
xpost

rrrobyn, Thursday, 28 August 2008 17:25 (eleven years ago) link

Frankie "Dishpan" Santana

He came onto the show the same time that Stockwell did. Hannibal knew him from his acting jobs because Frankie is a special effects artist. One of the best in the business. Frankie helped Murdock break out the guys, making it look like they had been executed. Using this, Stockwell also acquired Frankie's services. Stockwell blackmailed Frankie using his father as leverage. So when the team first required his services, he was working for Stockwell to insure that the guys would get caught. Frankie soon became a vital part of the A-Team. If the series would have lasted longer, he would have become a favorite of A-Team fans.

forksclovetofu, Thursday, 28 August 2008 17:26 (eleven years ago) link

i wish the series had lasted longer!
i wonder when they're gonna reboot this show

rrrobyn, Thursday, 28 August 2008 17:32 (eleven years ago) link

If nu-Knight Rider somehow takes off...?

forksclovetofu, Thursday, 28 August 2008 17:40 (eleven years ago) link

I wish "dishpan" was my nickname.

forksclovetofu, Thursday, 28 August 2008 17:40 (eleven years ago) link

lie bomb

sunny successor, Thursday, 28 August 2008 18:07 (eleven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

but every girl i knew had a party for becoming legal at 15

― Bright Future (sunny successor), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 13:26 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

What a perfect recipe for tears.

― M. White (unregistered), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 14:39 (44 minutes ago) Bookmark

J4gger Dynamic Pentangle (Just got offed), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 15:25 (eleven years ago) link

???

caek, Tuesday, 23 September 2008 15:38 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=truth%20bomb

caek, Tuesday, 23 September 2008 15:38 (eleven years ago) link

big time balls out pop hooks mean nothing if they're totally overshadowed by the big time balls out desire to physically assault the singer

― lex pretend, Wednesday, June 18, 2008 2:27 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Tuesday, 23 September 2008 23:35 (eleven years ago) link

even a stopped clock, etc.

I want to be your Dairy Queen (latebloomer), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 04:49 (eleven years ago) link

"Dude, I dropped a truth bomb on my priest at confession yesterday. I slipped him The DaVinci Code, which disproves his whole religion!"

Darryl Strawberry (The Reverend), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 05:07 (eleven years ago) link

http://goatmilk.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/mushroom-cloud1.jpg

caek, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 06:40 (eleven years ago) link

if it aint srs lyrics then there shld be srs dancing. this is how i judge music

― usic, Friday, June 13, 2008 1:57 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

some dude, Friday, 26 September 2008 12:48 (eleven years ago) link

^^^^^ YES

Bright Future (sunny successor), Friday, 26 September 2008 14:34 (eleven years ago) link

opinion bombs

J4gger Dynamic Pentangle (Just got offed), Friday, 26 September 2008 14:37 (eleven years ago) link

so truthful it had to be posted twice

Double Leaning Jowler (The Reverend), Sunday, 28 September 2008 15:35 (eleven years ago) link

i don't really understand why this would compel anyone to go abroad unless they were already lukewarm on livin in America (which sounds like it's the case for some of you). but I don't think it says anything special abt America if McCain gets elected either? i mean, why is that so upsetting to yall? this isn't weimar germany, what the fuck would you be fleeing exactly? you all sound like a bunch of babies imo

― cankles, Sunday, September 28, 2008 8:31 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Brosef Stalin (latebloomer), Sunday, 28 September 2008 20:45 (eleven years ago) link

very truthful

lil yawne (harbl), Sunday, 28 September 2008 20:58 (eleven years ago) link

remember when bush won in 2004 and everyone was OMGIMGOINGTOCANADIANEWZEALANDISHAUSTRALIA and noone did.

Bright Future (sunny successor), Sunday, 28 September 2008 21:46 (eleven years ago) link

that was pretty funny

Bright Future (sunny successor), Sunday, 28 September 2008 21:46 (eleven years ago) link

I mean, shoot, it's not like I'm a stockbroker living in New Orleans.

☑ (Pleasant Plains), Sunday, 28 September 2008 23:59 (eleven years ago) link

Sunny, Robert Altman did eventually die, though!

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Monday, 29 September 2008 04:07 (eleven years ago) link

who is robert altman?

Bright Future (sunny successor), Monday, 29 September 2008 13:18 (eleven years ago) link

http://cache.defamer.com/hollywood/altman-lohan.jpg

on the left

caek, Monday, 29 September 2008 13:19 (eleven years ago) link

woah thats kind of hot

Bright Future (sunny successor), Monday, 29 September 2008 13:23 (eleven years ago) link

that creepy hand of death probably turned her lez

velko, Monday, 29 September 2008 15:13 (eleven years ago) link

This McCain bloke is so not going to win.

― You should be an artist, in in your shower. (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, September 28, 2008 11:57 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

s1ocki, Monday, 29 September 2008 15:34 (eleven years ago) link

that creepy hand of death probably turned her lez rich

― velko, Monday, September 29, 2008 10:13 AM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Bright Future (sunny successor), Monday, 29 September 2008 15:41 (eleven years ago) link

Who wants to watch Sarah Palin porn if there's not any buttsex?

― ian, Wednesday, 1 October 2008 03:43 (10 hours ago)

Everything is Highlighted (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 1 October 2008 14:26 (eleven years ago) link

biden should zing away because i love zings and he is one of our preeminent political practitioners of the art

― joe six pack (ice crӕm), Wednesday, October 1, 2008 6:31 PM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

from a strategic standpoint he should pick his zing spots so as not seem like a total jerk but not totally abandon zings as a palin flub followed by a sweet biden zing would play well on the tv indeed

― joe six pack (ice crӕm), Wednesday, October 1, 2008 6:33 PM (30 minutes ago) Bookmark

caek, Wednesday, 1 October 2008 18:07 (eleven years ago) link

sweet biden zings

Bright Future (sunny successor), Wednesday, 1 October 2008 18:23 (eleven years ago) link

Wordsworth, I didn't read your piece, but my honest advice would be to get away from this forum while you can still summon the enthusiasm to create an article like that. Hanging around this bunch of brutal dicks is not going to help you with your writing or your life.

― Savannah Smiles, Wednesday, September 24, 2008 3:50 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark

vast variety of steens where we get our HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 2 October 2008 13:10 (eleven years ago) link

who is robert altman?

― Bright Future (sunny successor), Monday, September 29, 2008 9:18 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

gabbneb, Thursday, 2 October 2008 13:18 (eleven years ago) link

i think thats a dumb bomb

Bright Future (sunny successor), Thursday, 2 October 2008 14:34 (eleven years ago) link

yeah that sucks. ban gabbneb

Mr. Que, Thursday, 2 October 2008 14:50 (eleven years ago) link

I think a good piece of advice is don't go to internet message boards for advice.

― MATT KEMP MADE FUN OF ME IN THE CLUBHOUSE (Alex in SF), Friday, 3 October 2008 22:37 (47 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Friday, 3 October 2008 22:45 (eleven years ago) link

actually, maybe it is i that is creepy

― 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Friday, October 3, 2008 6:45 PM (Yesterday)

eman, Saturday, 4 October 2008 07:23 (eleven years ago) link

I hope Paulson and Bernanke get hit by trucks and splattered all over the road.

― El Tomboto, Saturday, October 4, 2008 1:59 PM

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Saturday, 4 October 2008 14:00 (eleven years ago) link

hope = truth?

s1ocki, Saturday, 4 October 2008 23:04 (eleven years ago) link

'wait doesnt this sound like other rap???' = the mating call of dudes who dont actually like rap

― and what, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 21:21 (5 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

graft Veronica's limbless torso to the 'paalmino' pony called Juno (stevie), Tuesday, 7 October 2008 15:55 (eleven years ago) link

dont you have some law stuff to do gabbneb

― max, Tuesday, October 7, 2008 5:06 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

quincie, Tuesday, 7 October 2008 18:53 (eleven years ago) link

THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH JIMMY FALLON!
― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, April 3, 2003 4:02 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

in ten years he's chevy chase minus goldie hawn and caddyshack
― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, April 3, 2003 4:03 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Tuesday, 7 October 2008 20:14 (eleven years ago) link

wau, he got there in 5

Like sicking a little bit of water into my mouth (HI DERE), Tuesday, 7 October 2008 20:21 (eleven years ago) link

lol ally <3s jimmy fallon

joseph sixpack (ice crӕm), Tuesday, 7 October 2008 20:22 (eleven years ago) link

lol

caek, Wednesday, 8 October 2008 00:31 (eleven years ago) link

nah, Fallon can't tick "cancelled talk show" off his Chevy checklist until at least next summer.

some dude, Wednesday, 8 October 2008 16:31 (eleven years ago) link

he said in ten years

s1ocki, Wednesday, 8 October 2008 16:49 (eleven years ago) link

You arrive at the party, the banana album is playing, and you just know . .
oh shit, these kids are all like twenty, and they'll be really nice and everything, but I'm gonna have to listen to them talk about that Flaming Lips movie and Adult Swim all night.

You arrive at the party, 'Funhouse' is playing, and you just know . .
I'm gonna get drunk and smoke cigarettes with a bunch of bitter bastards. And maybe I'll hear some Chrome later.

― BigLurks, Saturday, 11 October 2008 22:37 (Yesterday)

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 12 October 2008 00:56 (eleven years ago) link

fwiw i think anyone who plays either one of those at parties is nuts

not party music

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 12 October 2008 00:57 (eleven years ago) link

wha wha stooges is totally for partying - i dont know what banana is

joseph sixpack (ice crӕm), Sunday, 12 October 2008 01:03 (eleven years ago) link

o btw hoos do 20 y/o's really like the flaming lips

joseph sixpack (ice crӕm), Sunday, 12 October 2008 01:09 (eleven years ago) link

i know like 2 people that like the flaming lips young collegiate twee-psych fans are totally into arcade fire now

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 12 October 2008 01:12 (eleven years ago) link

i liked the flaming lips in 1987!

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 12 October 2008 01:12 (eleven years ago) link

i like that one album

joseph sixpack (ice crӕm), Sunday, 12 October 2008 01:14 (eleven years ago) link

I'm afraid that Velvet Underground album is one I will never understand the fan power, like The Arcade Fire - Funeral.

CaptainLorax, Sunday, 12 October 2008 05:38 (eleven years ago) link

this is the problem with truth bombs the meta-list thread, most of the truth bombs will tend to either be mildly controversial or at least a good starting point for further discussion. I like the way HOOS and a couple others take to pulling a post out of a going thread and starting a whole new thread about the post (and not in a dick way e.g. threads whose titles begin with BAN)

El Tomboto, Sunday, 12 October 2008 17:24 (eleven years ago) link

i know so many motherfuckers who are into the flaming lips

kgb (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 12 October 2008 18:12 (eleven years ago) link

i liked the flaming lips in 1987!

― Tracer Hand, Sunday, October 12, 2008 1:12 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark

(me too. saw them at a club w/their bubble machine and strobe lights and thought they were awesome. then i saw them about 13 years later, at a club w/their bubble machine and strobe lights, and they were hokey and annoying and pissed me off. plus they gave some girl an epileptic seizure. so did they change, or did i????)

tipsy mothra, Monday, 13 October 2008 04:05 (eleven years ago) link

two more like that and I'm changing the thread title to "forehead slaps"

El Tomboto, Monday, 13 October 2008 04:09 (eleven years ago) link

Even worse is Don Byron, who produces records of such staggering inconsequentiality that even Primus would object.

― dave q, Sunday, October 7, 2001 8:00 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark

Everything is Highlighted (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 14 October 2008 04:20 (eleven years ago) link

vintage bombs

velko, Tuesday, 14 October 2008 04:21 (eleven years ago) link

post-9/11 world bombs

Everything is Highlighted (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 14 October 2008 04:34 (eleven years ago) link

dave q, jazz critic? I liked that Byron Mickey Katz tribute quite a bit.

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Tuesday, 14 October 2008 08:14 (eleven years ago) link

yeah i dunno..the other day i realized nothing makes me as happy as the misfits, musicwise...like pure joy to me.

― M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, October 16, 2008 3:52 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

latebloomer, Thursday, 16 October 2008 04:55 (eleven years ago) link

^^^

♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Thursday, 16 October 2008 06:50 (eleven years ago) link

this has become a penny-ante OTM thread.

a truth bomb should be a BOMB. like an OH DAMMMMMN. like the first post.

s1ocki, Thursday, 16 October 2008 19:20 (eleven years ago) link

yeah fucking hell most of these are OPINION BOMBS

truth = DAMMMN THAT IS SO TRUE THIS POSTER KNOWS LIFE not OMG I LIKE THAT RECORD YA

100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Thursday, 16 October 2008 19:25 (eleven years ago) link

ok let's start an AGREEMENT BOMB thread

latebloomer, Thursday, 16 October 2008 21:13 (eleven years ago) link

Results 1 - 10 of about 245,000 for smiley face bomb

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Thursday, 16 October 2008 21:25 (eleven years ago) link

lol @ "penny-ante OTM thread"

some dude, Thursday, 16 October 2008 22:18 (eleven years ago) link

As long as it is more of the same, I will always continue liking it. If I like something, I will never get enough and I am more likely to leave the act behind once the act changers and does something different.

― Geir Hongro, Friday, October 17, 2008 6:09 PM

mookieproof, Saturday, 18 October 2008 00:58 (eleven years ago) link

true that is what geir does

100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Saturday, 18 October 2008 00:59 (eleven years ago) link

thank you thread constable jagger

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 18 October 2008 01:16 (eleven years ago) link

hahaha, I don't know if I'm just exhausted, but I almost spit out my hot cocoa over "thread constable jagger"

Tyrone Quattlebaum (Hurting 2), Saturday, 18 October 2008 01:28 (eleven years ago) link

does this qualify?

Ugh, I talked to my mother this morning and the election came up for the first time. I thought she had a little sense, but she is absolutely convinced that Obama is Muslim. Couldn't believe my ears. I said "MOM, YOU HAVE BEEN PLAYED FOR A FOOL BY PEOPLE WHO DON'T GIVE TWO SHITS WHETHER YOU LIVE, DIE, OR FALL INTO A DITCH." It's the rudest thing I've ever said to her.

― Joe the C.R.E.E.P. Operative (Rock Hardy), Saturday, October 18, 2008 2:59 PM (30 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Sometimes the truth hurts.

― Aimless, Saturday, October 18, 2008 3:00 PM (29 minutes ago)

sleeve, Saturday, 18 October 2008 22:30 (eleven years ago) link

this is an agreement bomb but fuck it:

man i love the fired up O! makes me wanna crank up go getta by jeezy!

― M@tt He1ges0n, Sunday, October 19, 2008 5:40 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark

jordan s (J0rdan S.), Monday, 20 October 2008 04:58 (eleven years ago) link

Islands - Arm's Way

didn't these guy used to be some other guys that sucked?

― carne asada, Friday, May 16, 2008 1:00 AM

claudia schefter (daria-g), Wednesday, 22 October 2008 19:53 (eleven years ago) link

most beer is awesome because it is beer

― M@tt He1ges0n, Wednesday, October 22, 2008 2:11 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Granny Dainger, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 20:25 (eleven years ago) link

I'm happy to back off for a bit if you agree to tone down the grandstanding and unwarranted abuse. If nothing else both sides are boring for everyone reading.

― Matt DC, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 22:19 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

No they're not. These are the best bits.

― Eyeball Kicks, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 22:27 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

jabba hands, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 23:43 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, never look at your dad's internets history.

― aldo, Friday, 5 October 2007 12:35 (1 year ago)

peach and gold (wanko ergo sum), Thursday, 23 October 2008 17:58 (eleven years ago) link

oh god

DC Purrman (sunny successor), Thursday, 23 October 2008 18:04 (eleven years ago) link

^^ i think thats the first actual truth BOMB since the first post on the thread

max, Thursday, 23 October 2008 18:23 (eleven years ago) link

hahahaha

s1ocki, Thursday, 23 October 2008 19:11 (eleven years ago) link

shut up pinefox

― Mr. Que, Monday, 27 October 2008 16:27 (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Monday, 27 October 2008 16:53 (eleven years ago) link

✓, ✔, ☑

caek, Monday, 27 October 2008 16:54 (eleven years ago) link

My belt's been as tight as it can for years. The Coming Great Superdepression will be okay as long as it has the internet – I don't have shit all otherwise to lose in the deal.

― Abbott, Saturday, October 25, 2008 9:15 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

that there truth resonates with me.

carne asada, Monday, 27 October 2008 17:18 (eleven years ago) link

in fact in a lot of cases i bet i could copy a fashion press release and just change the name of the label to the name of a band and itd function as an OK write-up

― max, Monday, 27 October 2008 20:39 (9 minutes ago) Permalink

highly theoretical, of course. (tehresa), Monday, 27 October 2008 20:49 (eleven years ago) link

i am lolling at suzy's description of style journalism as "getting the story"

caek, Monday, 27 October 2008 20:54 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, never look at your dad's internets history.

― aldo, Friday, 5 October 2007 12:35 (1 year ago)

or grandpa's. ewww :(

horrible (harbl), Monday, 27 October 2008 23:32 (eleven years ago) link

what the hell is wrong with all of you that you are discussing really lame inauguration performances anyway

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, November 6, 2008 10:59 PM (30 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

BYE! GOOD (latebloomer), Thursday, 6 November 2008 23:01 (eleven years ago) link

Steampunker’s key lesson is that, like their goggles, they do nothing.

― Sébastien, Friday, November 7, 2008 4:18 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Trayce, Friday, 7 November 2008 03:44 (eleven years ago) link

hahahahaha

thereminimum chips (electricsound), Friday, 7 November 2008 03:44 (eleven years ago) link

i'm just posting nonsense at this point mostly.

― any major some dude will tell you (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, November 13, 2008 6:08 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Friday, 14 November 2008 09:14 (eleven years ago) link

bad bomb unless you are crazy and hate he1geson for some reason

s1ocki, Friday, 14 November 2008 16:14 (eleven years ago) link

^^^this. ban this fuck.

the birdman from the hilarious lil wayne albums (and what), Friday, 14 November 2008 16:22 (eleven years ago) link

perhaps he was not talking about He1ges0n

gabbneb, Friday, 14 November 2008 16:31 (eleven years ago) link

who wasn't?

s1ocki, Friday, 14 November 2008 16:37 (eleven years ago) link

timi

gabbneb, Friday, 14 November 2008 16:38 (eleven years ago) link

maybe it wasnt him ;-)

the dan glickman from the hilarious motion picture association of america (max), Friday, 14 November 2008 16:38 (eleven years ago) link

maybe it wasn't really he1ges0n ;-)

the birdman from the hilarious lil wayne albums (and what), Friday, 14 November 2008 16:38 (eleven years ago) link

(3 seconds ago)

GODDAMN YOU

the birdman from the hilarious lil wayne albums (and what), Friday, 14 November 2008 16:39 (eleven years ago) link

you typed out 'helgeson' it was your downfall

the dan glickman from the hilarious motion picture association of america (max), Friday, 14 November 2008 16:39 (eleven years ago) link

timi

― gabbneb, Friday, November 14, 2008 4:38 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

how does his post have any meaning otherwise

s1ocki, Friday, 14 November 2008 16:43 (eleven years ago) link

guys did you know gabbneb likes to argue on the internet

Mr. Que, Friday, 14 November 2008 16:46 (eleven years ago) link

he also enjoys phishing

eman, Friday, 14 November 2008 16:54 (eleven years ago) link

how does his post have any meaning otherwise

i pay no attention to the personalities involved, so maybe i'm missing some subtext, but perhaps he regarded the statement as a more general truth bomb, referring to himself, or to ilxors in general. that doesn't seem a difficult concept.

gabbneb, Friday, 14 November 2008 16:57 (eleven years ago) link

maybe he was referring to gabbneb

the birdman from the hilarious lil wayne albums (and what), Friday, 14 November 2008 17:03 (eleven years ago) link

;]

the herbie mann from the hilarious 'fusion jazz' (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 14 November 2008 17:05 (eleven years ago) link

I really didn't mean anything. I just saw some general truth in there, I guess. I've read little or nothing of Matt's that didn't make sense.

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Saturday, 15 November 2008 09:44 (eleven years ago) link

Plus I thought it was funny. Plus I was roaring drunk.

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Saturday, 15 November 2008 09:47 (eleven years ago) link

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Pashmina, Saturday, 15 November 2008 15:05 (eleven years ago) link

I really didn't mean anything. I just saw some general truth in there, I guess. I've read little or nothing of Matt's that didn't make sense.

― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Friday, November 14, 2008 11:44 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Plus I thought it was funny. Plus I was roaring drunk.

― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Friday, November 14, 2008 11:47 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Saturday, 15 November 2008 20:27 (eleven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

hoos:just in my exp stoners from east texas (like even racist towns and shit!!) tend to be super laid back and intelligent and chill and cool with everybody
j0rdan s.:probably because they are stoners

HOOS wearing bitchmade sweaters and steendriving (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 01:22 (ten years ago) link

nothing will ever top ska-punk tho

― Yentl vs Predator (blueski), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 23:52 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Seanadams Molloy (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 11 December 2008 00:09 (ten years ago) link

Yentl vs Predator

!!!

shamwow 69 (get bent), Thursday, 11 December 2008 15:46 (ten years ago) link

too meta to be truth bomb, more QFT but here goes:

oh hey pipecock's here time to unbookmark this thread now

― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Thursday, December 11, 2008 9:45 AM Bookmark

moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 11 December 2008 18:46 (ten years ago) link

Yentl vs Predator

!!!

― shamwow 69 (get bent), Thursday, December 11, 2008 10:46 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

latebloomer is enjoying his new career writing "the critic"

M0ntell J0rdan S. (and what), Thursday, 11 December 2008 18:47 (ten years ago) link

lol

Anne Dwutt (some dude), Thursday, 11 December 2008 19:17 (ten years ago) link

:D

Q: Why was the mushroom so popular? A: He was a fungi (latebloomer), Thursday, 11 December 2008 22:14 (ten years ago) link

wow u guys are so fucking crazy

― ice cr?m, Friday, December 12, 2008 3:22 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

shamwowllionaire (get bent), Saturday, 13 December 2008 05:58 (ten years ago) link

when girls say 'wow you're a good dancer' what they're really saying 'wow you are probably a good lover'.

redmond, Saturday, 13 December 2008 15:37 (ten years ago) link

you think so!? haha YES

Dan I., Saturday, 13 December 2008 19:35 (ten years ago) link

I've always been afraid they thought I was gay.

Dan I., Saturday, 13 December 2008 19:35 (ten years ago) link

fuck, I always forget where the "delete post" button is on ilx...

Dan I., Saturday, 13 December 2008 19:37 (ten years ago) link

http://www.reelaudio.co.uk/images/BackArrow.gif

country matters, Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:05 (ten years ago) link

Wishful thought bombs

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:30 (ten years ago) link

ask chaki is the new palestine

― darraghmac, Tuesday, June 17, 2008 11:58 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

rodman, Thursday, 18 December 2008 06:10 (ten years ago) link

herman g. neuname why are u using this as your creepy personal lastfm blog

― Matt P. (Matt P), Wednesday, 31 December 2008 10:56 (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

When I argue I wear Bapes (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Wednesday, 31 December 2008 11:09 (ten years ago) link

i just cant take a band called animal collective seriously -- its like calling a band zoobilee zoo

― choom gangsta (deej), Monday, January 5, 2009 9:47 PM Bookmark

moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 6 January 2009 01:21 (ten years ago) link

hahahahhahaa

^ dates 17 year olds (John Justen), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 01:22 (ten years ago) link

it sux when youd like to bone someone but they would NOT like to bone u

― jihad¯\㋡/¯ (ice cr?m), Tuesday, January 6, 2009 2:16 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark

stop HOOSing a boring tuna (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 02:23 (ten years ago) link

hoos that is as soft an excelsior-type reposting as i can think of, jho was plainly taking the piss out of facile preposters

REMOVE THEIR EARS (country matters), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 02:27 (ten years ago) link

is facile preposters the name of your band?

s1ocki, Tuesday, 6 January 2009 02:29 (ten years ago) link

its true tho that it does sux

jihad¯\㋡/¯ (ice cr?m), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 02:30 (ten years ago) link

i concur.

this display name has the potential to be epically sexy (tehresa), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 02:30 (ten years ago) link

reads like an of montreal song-title tbh

jho it is truth yes but more of a truth nod and sigh than anything with explosive capability

REMOVE THEIR EARS (country matters), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 02:31 (ten years ago) link

kind of lol but mostly sad.

this display name has the potential to be epically sexy (tehresa), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 02:31 (ten years ago) link

"country matters" i have no idea what you are saying i'm just like damn jho hit the detonator on that bitch

stop HOOSing a boring tuna (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 02:32 (ten years ago) link

truth bomb has to be OMG YES TRUTH! not "ah he is stating the totally obvious to reduce an argument to its essential crux"

shit thread policing again ima scram

REMOVE THEIR EARS (country matters), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 02:32 (ten years ago) link

SHUT THE FUCK UP

^ dates 17 year olds (John Justen), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 02:34 (ten years ago) link

It's always frustrating with a friend whom we do want to bone when she will only bone dudes who she would not want as a friend.

― Eazy, Tuesday, 6 January 2009 02:13 (20 minutes ago) Bookmark

this was the previous post, jho was obviously reducing it to its laughably facile essence, quite funny but anything but a truth bomb

oh look now this attitude is why you guys will never be truly funny

REMOVE THEIR EARS (country matters), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 02:36 (ten years ago) link

SHUT THE FUCK UP

― ^ dates 17 year olds (John Justen), Tuesday, January 6, 2009 2:34 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 6 January 2009 02:36 (ten years ago) link

love ya country matters <3

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 6 January 2009 02:36 (ten years ago) link

oh no the thread policeman has been hurt

we have an officer down

someone call the waaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhmbulance

stop HOOSing a boring tuna (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 02:38 (ten years ago) link

^where is that from? i've used it before too

k3vin k., Tuesday, 6 January 2009 02:49 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, if you are at all interested in maintaining a shred of goodwill towards the human race, never ever ever look at a Doctor Who messageboard.

― ^likes black girls (HI DERE), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 16:13 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Birth Control to Ginger Tom (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 16:17 (ten years ago) link

speaking for all americans--we couldnt possibly care less about "regional accents"--your country is the size of delaware and its retarded of you to have so many accents anyway

― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Wednesday, January 7, 2009 9:30 AM (52 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

some dude, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 17:10 (ten years ago) link

lol

tired wronghorse (latebloomer), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 17:28 (ten years ago) link

why DO british people live in such weirdly shaped houses?

english architecture is totally psychotic. how did these people ever run an empire?

Edward III, Friday, 9 January 2009 02:55 (ten years ago) link

I stayed in a hotel in harpenden and the only way we could find our way back to our rooms was to use pictures on the walls as landmarks, it was like a labyrinth

Edward III, Friday, 9 January 2009 02:57 (ten years ago) link

writing is lame. only crazy ppl write. writing is a show off

― usic, Wednesday, June 11, 2008 3:42 AM (6 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

and what, Saturday, 10 January 2009 05:51 (ten years ago) link

fuckin retards

― faaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggg (unregistered), Sunday, November 16, 2008 11:03 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

People who don't like Stevie Wonder are cheats and arsonists who go to prison
― My name is Kenny (My name is Kenny), Wednesday, May 12, 2004 9:40 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Tuesday, 13 January 2009 22:17 (ten years ago) link

anytime you walk in to a party and are greeted by a woman with a keytar it's going to be a good time, even if you do not end up on the ceiling

― ☺♑ (joygoat), Thursday, January 15, 2009 10:29 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^likes black girls (HI DERE), Thursday, 15 January 2009 17:08 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

sargnt: i hope dom gets in a choice jpg before things are all said and done

twitty milk (deej), Saturday, 31 January 2009 10:31 (ten years ago) link

i'll be rooting against the steelers in that i dont want them to win, but i don't really want to see arizona win either... is there a way to just give the lombardi trophy to bruce, for excellence in halftime performing

― mad loli vamp bone (cankles), Saturday, January 31, 2009 7:38 AM (13 hours ago) Bookmark

jordy (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 1 February 2009 02:59 (ten years ago) link

Let's get real- clusterfucks are the best part of ilx and you all know it.

― gr8080, Sunday, February 1, 2009 4:18 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

special guest stars mark bronson, Sunday, 1 February 2009 09:38 (ten years ago) link

I think Sarah Silverman's only funny if your parents never swore.

― Limoncello Carlin (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Thursday, February 5, 2009 10:59 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

n00bian princess (some dude), Thursday, 5 February 2009 18:38 (ten years ago) link

pretty sure the idea of truth bomb is TRUTH

JAM, DWANGELA, RELLY! (sunny successor), Thursday, 5 February 2009 18:40 (ten years ago) link

"i agree with this bomb" somehow isn't as catchy

nosotros niggamos (HI DERE), Thursday, 5 February 2009 18:44 (ten years ago) link

truth domb

and what, Thursday, 5 February 2009 19:02 (ten years ago) link

I think Sarah Silverman's only funny if your parents never swore.

― Limoncello Carlin (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Thursday, February 5, 2009 10:59 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― n00bian princess (some dude), Thursday, February 5, 2009 10:38 AM Bookmark

My parents never (alright, very rarely) swore and Sarah Silverman still isn't funny.

The Reverend (rev), Thursday, 5 February 2009 19:28 (ten years ago) link

my parents swore and sarah silverman is funny - so maybe its the opposite or????

ice cr?m, Thursday, 5 February 2009 20:27 (ten years ago) link

you THINK she is funny, it's different

cutty, Thursday, 5 February 2009 20:43 (ten years ago) link

rev otm

double bird strike (gabbneb), Thursday, 5 February 2009 20:44 (ten years ago) link

Sarah Silverman is only funny if your parents never swore =/= Sarah Silverman is funny if your parents never swore

autosocratic asphyxiation (Hurting 2), Thursday, 5 February 2009 20:46 (ten years ago) link

sarah silverman is only funny if you THINK shes funny

ice cr?m, Thursday, 5 February 2009 20:48 (ten years ago) link

xp fairnuff

The Reverend (rev), Thursday, 5 February 2009 20:48 (ten years ago) link

is saving silverman funny

eman, Thursday, 5 February 2009 21:50 (ten years ago) link

I saw that movie in the theathers

cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 5 February 2009 22:10 (ten years ago) link

so did i

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 5 February 2009 22:13 (ten years ago) link

no one can ever say "two" without me thinking of jack black

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 5 February 2009 22:15 (ten years ago) link

sux "two" be u

ice cr?m, Thursday, 5 February 2009 22:18 (ten years ago) link

that sounds like a painfully jack black-riddled existence

autosocratic asphyxiation (Hurting 2), Thursday, 5 February 2009 23:39 (ten years ago) link

i went on a press junket for that movie. i just asked jables about Tenacious D because the movie was dogshit

i like to pump and doug lazy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 6 February 2009 00:01 (ten years ago) link

tenacious d on the other hand

WATERSLIDE MANSION (ice cr?m), Friday, 6 February 2009 00:43 (ten years ago) link

lol

my heigl-lohan girl (who's also latina and half-jewish) (cankles), Friday, 6 February 2009 00:45 (ten years ago) link

at that point it was just the 6 episode tv show, so yes.

i like to pump and doug lazy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 6 February 2009 00:45 (ten years ago) link

the only "interrupting my commute" kinda culture jamming i would really welcome if if Totoro himself dropped out of the sky and sat in the middle of the 10 freeway

― John Hyman (misspelled intentionally) (omar little), Monday, February 9, 2009 1:47 PM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

my heigl-lohan girl (who's also latina and half-jewish) (cankles), Tuesday, 10 February 2009 02:43 (ten years ago) link

Facebook is gonna be toast once people stop being themselves and building the identities they desire because grandma and grandma insist on being their friends.

― merriweather post ironic (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, January 7, 2009 8:55 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

The very second my dodgy aunt started HASSLING me to be her facebook friend I pulled out the plug and let go 70 people and locked it down like fucking crazy. Everyone else will do the same, and in a few short months facebook will be full of old people like a tartan clearance sale.

the only problem w/ whiney's hypothesis is that for anyone in college you basically can't exist w/o facebook, like i'm so entrenched in it and so is everyone i know and my brother who is still in HS is that it won't matter what family members or w/e join. post-college joiners aren't as invested as the core users of fbook imo

happy house of representatives (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 12 February 2009 07:19 (ten years ago) link

grandma and grandma

^^^hoos

i and i overstand ilx bomboclaat formatting n ting (The Reverend), Thursday, 12 February 2009 07:22 (ten years ago) link

I really resent facebook and how mandatory it is

Dan I., Thursday, 12 February 2009 07:23 (ten years ago) link

I'm still 100% comfortable with the identity I've constructed for myself on fbook. I feel like it's an accurate representation of me, and I realize that it's something certain people may not be comfortable with. They can fuckin deal. Why am I gonna run and hide that shit if it's me?

I def understand other situations might be more complicated though.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 12 February 2009 07:25 (ten years ago) link

It's complicated when you have an obsessive and clinically-insane mother who'd stalk you if she had half the fucking chance, and her sister is the one hassling me on facebook.

(not aiming that 'fucking' at you hoos, obv)

thought i was gonna have to duck tbh

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 12 February 2009 07:37 (ten years ago) link

im not going to get dragged into multi paragraph posts on facebook identities again but whiney g weingarten is wrong

max, Thursday, 12 February 2009 11:37 (ten years ago) link

facebook is toast regardless guys wise up

ice cr?m, Thursday, 12 February 2009 16:00 (ten years ago) link

homie u can say that all u want but ur never gonna get laid again until u get urself a profile

max, Thursday, 12 February 2009 16:02 (ten years ago) link

haaah

ice cr?m, Thursday, 12 February 2009 17:51 (ten years ago) link

i hate ppl who get all serious and go did you know facebook owns all of your information FOREVER

s1ocki, Thursday, 12 February 2009 18:34 (ten years ago) link

but THEY DO

nosotros niggamos (HI DERE), Thursday, 12 February 2009 18:34 (ten years ago) link

we must TAKE DOWN THE FACEBOOK CORE

ice cr?m, Thursday, 12 February 2009 18:45 (ten years ago) link

hack the planet

obi don quixote (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 12 February 2009 18:49 (ten years ago) link

http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2008/07/15/eagle-eye-poster.jpg

lol dumbest movie i've seen this decade

mookieproof, Thursday, 12 February 2009 18:50 (ten years ago) link

i would eagle eye michelle monaghan tho

max, Thursday, 12 February 2009 18:53 (ten years ago) link

who is that lady? she kind of looks like yasmeen bleeth to me.

horseshoe, Thursday, 12 February 2009 18:53 (ten years ago) link

i would eagle eye michelle monaghan tho

― max, Thursday, February 12, 2009 12:53 PM (8 seconds ago) Bookmark

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 12 February 2009 18:54 (ten years ago) link

i would eagle eye michelle monaghan tho

― max, Thursday, February 12, 2009 12:53 PM (8 seconds ago) Bookmark

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, February 12, 2009 10:54 AM (31 seconds ago)

memo from norv turner (omar little), Thursday, 12 February 2009 18:54 (ten years ago) link

1) its yasmine and 2) not really

max, Thursday, 12 February 2009 18:55 (ten years ago) link

shia labeouf is pretty horrendous

memo from norv turner (omar little), Thursday, 12 February 2009 18:55 (ten years ago) link

damn horseshoe that's cold

goole, Thursday, 12 February 2009 18:56 (ten years ago) link

good example of a movie that you lose hope for in like 10 min

can't hate shia, he is our heeb hope for leading man

bnw, Thursday, 12 February 2009 18:57 (ten years ago) link

ha i didn't mean it to be cold! i don't know who this michelle monaghan is. when i saw a preview for that movie in the theater i thought "is it possible yasmeen bleeth is playing shia la beouf's mom in a 2008 new release? probably not."

xposts
oh i forgot about latter day mugshot yasmine :(

horseshoe, Thursday, 12 February 2009 18:59 (ten years ago) link

eagle eye while being completely ridiculous actually did tie together at the end - i spent the whole movie going lol this makes 0 sense then it was over and i was like ok u werent just completely making it up as u went along

ice cr?m, Thursday, 12 February 2009 19:02 (ten years ago) link

not seen eagle eye, but surely no one-man-versus-faceless-all-seeing-enemy conspiracy movie will ever match "the game"

Robin van Injury (country matters), Thursday, 12 February 2009 19:03 (ten years ago) link

the game sucked because in the end it was all just a game

memo from norv turner (omar little), Thursday, 12 February 2009 19:04 (ten years ago) link

(not counting Bourne because the enemy aren't so much faceless as feckless)

lol omar that's why it's so awes

Robin van Injury (country matters), Thursday, 12 February 2009 19:04 (ten years ago) link

gear im not really sure what you expected from a movie called 'the game'

max, Thursday, 12 February 2009 19:05 (ten years ago) link

like one long interminable reverse "lotto ticket prank"

memo from norv turner (omar little), Thursday, 12 February 2009 19:05 (ten years ago) link

maybe if it had been called 'not a game' it would have been a letdown

max, Thursday, 12 February 2009 19:05 (ten years ago) link

got to second base during eagle eye

happy house of representatives (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 12 February 2009 19:05 (ten years ago) link

maybe if it had been called 'not a game' it would have been a letdown

― max, Thursday, February 12, 2009 1:05 PM (25 seconds ago) Bookmark

that is like when i got my mom a jogging suit for xmas and told her that i did not get her a joggin suit for xmas

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 12 February 2009 19:06 (ten years ago) link

the game is worse than every fincher flick with the exception of panic room (maybe)

memo from norv turner (omar little), Thursday, 12 February 2009 19:07 (ten years ago) link

i'm not saying this because i'm seizing a challopportunity here, i'm just saying

memo from norv turner (omar little), Thursday, 12 February 2009 19:07 (ten years ago) link

the game is terrible

sorry, i'm not that kind of basement dweller (latebloomer), Thursday, 12 February 2009 19:08 (ten years ago) link

well maybe not terrible but it's pretty weak

sorry, i'm not that kind of basement dweller (latebloomer), Thursday, 12 February 2009 19:09 (ten years ago) link

yeah it's not *terrible*

i thought it was decent. panic room is the better of the two, tho, i think?

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 12 February 2009 19:09 (ten years ago) link

eh, probably liked that one even less actually

sorry, i'm not that kind of basement dweller (latebloomer), Thursday, 12 February 2009 19:11 (ten years ago) link

i actually liked the game better, but panic room might be the better movie

if that even counts as an opinion

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 12 February 2009 19:12 (ten years ago) link

shia labeouf is pretty horrendous

I don't hate him per se but I don't really get why he gets acting work.

Nicolars (Nicole), Thursday, 12 February 2009 19:12 (ten years ago) link

usually w/fincher i just stick to fight club and zodiac these days

memo from norv turner (omar little), Thursday, 12 February 2009 19:13 (ten years ago) link

shia labeouf is one of those lucky dudes who has the right connections, like josh hartnett

memo from norv turner (omar little), Thursday, 12 February 2009 19:13 (ten years ago) link

lol josh hartnett is from woodbury

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 12 February 2009 19:13 (ten years ago) link

wait, no he isn't

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 12 February 2009 19:14 (ten years ago) link

cottage grove?

From Rax to Rich's (jjjusten), Thursday, 12 February 2009 19:14 (ten years ago) link

pretty sure hes from http://www.impawards.com/2004/posters/wicker_park_verdvd.jpg

max, Thursday, 12 February 2009 19:15 (ten years ago) link

the game is truly completely awful - the trick is they make it impossible to enjoy the absurdity by putting michael douglas in every scene

ice cr?m, Thursday, 12 February 2009 19:16 (ten years ago) link

internet says he went to cretin but i swear he was from one of the suburbs near whastings

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 12 February 2009 19:16 (ten years ago) link

chix dig labeouf - guys hate him - its like that

ice cr?m, Thursday, 12 February 2009 19:17 (ten years ago) link

fyi i didnt start the truth bombs thread to read about jordan sargent getting a handjob while watching "eagle eye"

and what, Thursday, 12 February 2009 19:18 (ten years ago) link

chix dig labeouf - guys hate him - its like that

― ice cr?m, Thursday, February 12, 2009 1:17 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

didn't u start a thread about this

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 12 February 2009 19:19 (ten years ago) link

i thought handjobs were third base

Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 February 2009 19:20 (ten years ago) link

n.b. i havent seen "the game" since i was about 14 and tbh it's probably gotten a bit worse since then

Robin van Injury (country matters), Thursday, 12 February 2009 19:20 (ten years ago) link

what is a gay 2nd base btw - meth orgy in bar backroom?

ice cr?m, Thursday, 12 February 2009 19:20 (ten years ago) link

chix dig labeouf - guys hate him - its like that

― ice cr?m, Thursday, February 12, 2009 1:17 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

didn't u start a thread about this

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, February 12, 2009 2:19 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol yah i was wondering if it needed a labeouf update

ice cr?m, Thursday, 12 February 2009 19:21 (ten years ago) link

2nd base is titties

max, Thursday, 12 February 2009 19:21 (ten years ago) link

what is a gay 2nd base btw - meth orgy in bar backroom?

― ice cr?m, Thursday, February 12, 2009 1:20 PM (49 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^^genuinely wondering this, too. not the meth orgy part, but what second base would be w/ two dudes.

horseshoe, Thursday, 12 February 2009 19:22 (ten years ago) link

lol xpost

horseshoe, Thursday, 12 February 2009 19:22 (ten years ago) link

no titties - right after i posted it i realized that everyone had different definitions and that i was going to ignite a cfuck thread about bases

happy house of representatives (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 12 February 2009 19:23 (ten years ago) link

wait so your penis in on your chest--please confirm/deny

Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 February 2009 19:23 (ten years ago) link

is on your chest

Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 February 2009 19:24 (ten years ago) link

shitting dick nipples, yes

happy house of representatives (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 12 February 2009 19:24 (ten years ago) link

things just got really real

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 12 February 2009 19:24 (ten years ago) link

i guess i sort of figured it was some kind of 'experiment' like u thought watching shia leboeuf and touching some juggs would cure u of sin or whatever

max, Thursday, 12 February 2009 19:25 (ten years ago) link

hack the planet

― obi don quixote (elmo argonaut), Thursday, February 12, 2009 6:49 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark

<3 <3 <3 <3 btw

its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 12 February 2009 19:25 (ten years ago) link

just to completely ignore all this other shit that i'm not even gonna address

its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 12 February 2009 19:25 (ten years ago) link

shia: something they could both agree on

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 12 February 2009 19:26 (ten years ago) link

if i don't move they can't see me

its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 12 February 2009 19:26 (ten years ago) link

transformers has the ultimate gender divide offset w/megan fox and shia labeouf. brilliant strategy imo

memo from norv turner (omar little), Thursday, 12 February 2009 19:31 (ten years ago) link

also hits the difficult and elusive "robots in these guys" demographic

From Rax to Rich's (jjjusten), Thursday, 12 February 2009 19:32 (ten years ago) link

where's gr80 w/that icky transformer porn

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 12 February 2009 19:33 (ten years ago) link

you guys are confusing Josh Hartnett with Sean William Scott

nosotros niggamos (HI DERE), Thursday, 12 February 2009 19:35 (ten years ago) link

megan fox is mad gross imo

its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 12 February 2009 19:36 (ten years ago) link

that's the one xp

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 12 February 2009 19:36 (ten years ago) link

no not again

happy house of representatives (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 12 February 2009 19:36 (ten years ago) link

megan fox is mad gross imo

this has nothing to do with ws

nosotros niggamos (HI DERE), Thursday, 12 February 2009 19:36 (ten years ago) link

and why the fuck do I know where SWS is from

nosotros niggamos (HI DERE), Thursday, 12 February 2009 19:37 (ten years ago) link

heh yeah gbx thats what i was talking about but i remembered the title rong robots in dis guys

From Rax to Rich's (jjjusten), Thursday, 12 February 2009 19:38 (ten years ago) link

ok let's just get past the notion that any of us would really NS any of these gross but actually hot celeb chicks

memo from norv turner (omar little), Thursday, 12 February 2009 19:38 (ten years ago) link

we've been over this

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 12 February 2009 19:39 (ten years ago) link

i would eagle eye michelle monaghan tho

― max, Thursday, February 12, 2009 12:53 PM (8 seconds ago) Bookmark

^^ truest shit in about 100 posts

- the game is dece. its no zodiac but what is?
- eagle eye is insane. the sonically detonated explosive is probably the maddest thing out of many mad things.

Ecstasy Mother Forster (special guest stars mark bronson), Thursday, 12 February 2009 20:16 (ten years ago) link

when did this thread go maxim & why

鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 12 February 2009 20:19 (ten years ago) link

ilxor.com

happy house of representatives (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 12 February 2009 20:19 (ten years ago) link

i would eagle eye michelle monaghan tho

― max, Thursday, February 12, 2009 12:53 PM (8 seconds ago) Bookmark

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, February 12, 2009 10:54 AM (31 seconds ago)

― memo from norv turner (omar little), Thursday, February 12, 2009 6:54 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i'd kiss kiss bang bang her

s1ocki, Thursday, 12 February 2009 20:24 (ten years ago) link

; )

memo from norv turner (omar little), Thursday, 12 February 2009 20:24 (ten years ago) link

i would make her gone baby gone... with pleasure

max, Thursday, 12 February 2009 20:25 (ten years ago) link

i would mi:3 that raw.

Ecstasy Mother Forster (special guest stars mark bronson), Thursday, 12 February 2009 20:29 (ten years ago) link

i'd...what else now has she been in?

sorry, i'm not that kind of basement dweller (latebloomer), Thursday, 12 February 2009 21:02 (ten years ago) link

besides MY BED THAT IS

sorry, i'm not that kind of basement dweller (latebloomer), Thursday, 12 February 2009 21:02 (ten years ago) link

weird caps emphasis

sorry, i'm not that kind of basement dweller (latebloomer), Thursday, 12 February 2009 21:03 (ten years ago) link

in bed?

its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 12 February 2009 21:22 (ten years ago) link

chinese fortune cookie bomb

This is a serious inquiry and there may be reprecussions (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 12 February 2009 22:04 (ten years ago) link

lol!

sorry, i'm not that kind of basement dweller (latebloomer), Thursday, 12 February 2009 22:11 (ten years ago) link

in bed

sorry, i'm not that kind of basement dweller (latebloomer), Thursday, 12 February 2009 22:11 (ten years ago) link

id make off with her honor

s1ocki, Thursday, 12 February 2009 22:23 (ten years ago) link

i would have sexual intercourse with her

LOOK WHAT I BRING TO THE TABLA (deej), Thursday, 12 February 2009 22:35 (ten years ago) link

id give her a small role in the bourne supremacy

xp

special guest stars mark bronson, Thursday, 12 February 2009 22:35 (ten years ago) link

small

(jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Thursday, 12 February 2009 22:37 (ten years ago) link

'kim', idk who that is.

special guest stars mark bronson, Thursday, 12 February 2009 22:38 (ten years ago) link

guys if any of us had a brain or motivation we'd be setting up the post-collegiate facebook of the early '10s NOW

to inspire myself, i turn to myself (sunny successor), Friday, 13 February 2009 00:01 (ten years ago) link

postapoconnect

its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 13 February 2009 00:16 (ten years ago) link

i sorta liked eagle cuz it was so tarded.

but they only give evil computers people names, dead giveaway it's going to try to take over the world.

Yah Trick Ya Kid K (M@tt He1ges0n), Friday, 13 February 2009 01:48 (ten years ago) link

http://interactive.usc.edu/archives/WarGames.jpg

(jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Friday, 13 February 2009 03:03 (ten years ago) link

From yahoo answers:

Open Question
Show me another »
What would you think of a girl that weighed 105 pounds and had a boob size of 32DDD?
There is a girl in my class that looks like that, that annoying ***** has to have the locker right next to me in the locker room. She doesn't even talk to anyone she thinks she is too good for everyone else

* 8 minutes ago
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Additional Details
they are real

quadratrillionaire (sunny successor), Saturday, 21 February 2009 05:13 (ten years ago) link

i feel liek thats the final step on the ilx journey: earnest music poster > stando ile person > sub bord mainstay > indecipherable one liners > sock master

― ice cr?m, Thursday, February 26, 2009 4:21 PM

mookieproof, Thursday, 26 February 2009 21:23 (ten years ago) link

^^^^ revelatory

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 26 February 2009 21:30 (ten years ago) link

how long until i ascend

obi don quixote (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 26 February 2009 21:40 (ten years ago) link

;-) maybe you already have

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 26 February 2009 21:40 (ten years ago) link

there's stan and then there's seek some fucking help

― Anthony, I am not an Alcoholic & Drunk (darraghmac), Monday, 2 March 2009 17:37 (20 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Pull Out the Pingu (Noodle Vague), Monday, 2 March 2009 17:39 (ten years ago) link

i love respect and admire my friends but it shocks me how corny they can be

― i'm not going to pay a lot for this muffler (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, March 4, 2009 4:48 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Diddyocracy (some dude), Monday, 9 March 2009 18:10 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I love how after all this time ILX is still enjoying new wtf-crazy-Brits/Yanks flare-ups on an almost daily basis.

― Alba, Wednesday, March 25, 2009 11:35 AM Bookmark

uncle otm (The Reverend), Thursday, 26 March 2009 05:01 (ten years ago) link

i feel liek thats the final step on the ilx journey: earnest music poster > stando ile person > sub bord mainstay > indecipherable one liners > sock master

― ice cr?m, Thursday, February 26, 2009 4:21 PM

― mookieproof, Thursday, February 26, 2009 4:23 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark

Does this lead to a state of enlightenment?

2 ears + 1 ❤ (Pillbox), Thursday, 26 March 2009 05:27 (ten years ago) link

haha jho otm

J0rdan S., Thursday, 26 March 2009 05:28 (ten years ago) link

^^ indecipherable one-liner

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Thursday, 26 March 2009 13:02 (ten years ago) link

although I am disappointed to hear about the chocolate bacon pop since the whole OH YEAH BACON thing is tiresome as fuck

― Just one thing I was thinking about as I was getting on the copter (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 12:54 (3 hours ago)

69, Tuesday, 7 April 2009 16:53 (ten years ago) link

u kno theres a thread for that sentiment

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 16:56 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

bisexuality is confusing.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Thursday, January 8, 2009 7:48 AM Bookmark

:/

Styles Davis (The Reverend), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 07:18 (ten years ago) link

you know what they say - bi now, pay later

s1ocki, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 13:45 (ten years ago) link

Many people are buysexual - they have to pay other people to have sex with them...

snoball, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 13:46 (ten years ago) link

jesus dude if youre going to make a pun based on the exact same play on words as the last guy at least make it funny

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 13:48 (ten years ago) link

In my experience bisexuality's a play on words regardless.

I'm crossing over into enterprise (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 13:49 (ten years ago) link

id bi that for a dollar

p?nico (ice cr?m), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 13:49 (ten years ago) link

i kinda like keeping snoball around to make me look good

s1ocki, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 13:59 (ten years ago) link

you know what they say - bi now, pay later

― s1ocki, Wednesday, April 29, 2009 9:45 AM (27 minutes ago)

lol

oh, whineypause (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 14:13 (ten years ago) link

You gotta love a man who loves women as much as the next guy.

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 15:41 (ten years ago) link

study questions myth of bisexuals' above-average purchasing power

loaded forbear (gabbneb), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 15:48 (ten years ago) link

i've studied that

Old Big 'OOS (AKA the Cupwinner) (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 15:50 (ten years ago) link

support pun control

tevin "ratt" campbell (Pillbox), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 19:03 (ten years ago) link

a++

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 19:10 (ten years ago) link

the other day i thought up some especially tortured pun about how a bisexual is someone who's usually straight but if you meet someone who buys-sex-you-will

takes a lot of hours of fruitless spitballing to become the display name MVP, is all i'm saying

just being playful and friendly (some dude), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 20:04 (ten years ago) link

90% perspiration right

s1ocki, Thursday, 30 April 2009 14:30 (ten years ago) link

we should have more mods that are girls, that might solve part of this "hardman" problem

― erudite e-scholar (harbl), Thursday, April 30, 2009 9:41 PM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

uh tehresa and abbott are both sitewide mods, btw

― ***OSCARBAITS FURIOUSLY*** (jjjusten), Thursday, April 30, 2009 9:45 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i know, and everyone likes them

― erudite e-scholar (harbl), Thursday, April 30, 2009 9:46 PM (31 minutes ago)

k3vin k., Friday, 1 May 2009 02:42 (ten years ago) link

harbl for mod

velko, Friday, 1 May 2009 02:46 (ten years ago) link

; )

erudite e-scholar (harbl), Friday, 1 May 2009 03:01 (ten years ago) link

estela for mod imo

Styles Davis (The Reverend), Friday, 1 May 2009 10:04 (ten years ago) link

why would you want to inflict that on someone you like

s1ocki, Friday, 1 May 2009 14:34 (ten years ago) link

whoever said I liked her?

The-Reverend (rev), Friday, 1 May 2009 18:11 (ten years ago) link

if u don't like estela gtfo imho

ian, Friday, 1 May 2009 19:51 (ten years ago) link

rev likes estela, and estela's a giiiiiirl!

worldwide global pandemic (Z S), Friday, 1 May 2009 20:06 (ten years ago) link

so gay

Long, helmet-defying hair (forksclovetofu), Friday, 1 May 2009 21:31 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

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its not will huntings fault that he got abused as a foster child and thus went into seclusion as he hit adulthood

my forehead with some short bangs (jeff), Friday, 12 June 2009 17:57 (ten years ago) link

haha

s1ocki, Friday, 12 June 2009 19:19 (ten years ago) link

the taco is the domain of the cumdad

― (╬ ಠ益ಠ) (cankles), Tuesday, June 23, 2009 11:39 AM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

harbl, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 15:56 (ten years ago) link

i dunno what it means but it rings true

harbl, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 15:56 (ten years ago) link

it makes me not ever want a taco again.

probably gets busy with larper chicks or somefin' (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 15:59 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

Sometimes I forget ILM is UK-based. Then I see people giving a fuck about Oasis and I remember.

― neither good nor bad, just a kid like you (unperson), Friday, August 28, 2009 11:13 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

some dude, Saturday, 29 August 2009 16:27 (ten years ago) link

hahaha otm

crappy, use her name (latebloomer), Sunday, 30 August 2009 04:27 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

funny thing to me now is that hip hop fashion is so awful that when white kids bite it they don't even look any dumber or dorkier rocking the same shit

― some dude, Saturday, September 19, 2009 8:40 PM Bookmark

moonship journey to baja, Monday, 21 September 2009 00:54 (ten years ago) link

not to be dr morbs up in this bitch but reactionary anti-protest crypto-conservatism is 100% my least favorite thing about the vice magazine generation

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Thursday, April 2, 2009 7:33 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 26 September 2009 02:20 (ten years ago) link

i dunno if it's worse than the rampant egoism & misogyny tbh

ian, Saturday, 26 September 2009 03:12 (ten years ago) link

yeah but i only really have direct experience of the cryto right wing so

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 26 September 2009 03:34 (ten years ago) link

misogyny > reactionary anti-protest crypto-conservatism > fedoras/trucker hats > egoism

guess i'm just used to egoism

mookieproof, Saturday, 26 September 2009 03:37 (ten years ago) link

Yeah it's pretty prevalent, huh?

bamcquern, Saturday, 26 September 2009 03:38 (ten years ago) link

I had no idea vice magazine spoke for my generation

iatee, Saturday, 26 September 2009 03:48 (ten years ago) link

guess I should start reading it

iatee, Saturday, 26 September 2009 03:49 (ten years ago) link

Men wot pretend to be all sympathetic to women's needs - classic or dud

velko, Saturday, 26 September 2009 03:57 (ten years ago) link

I find it quite insensitive that women are so ready to denigrate a man's need for a shag.

― moley, Friday, 6 July 2007 12:49 (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Halt! Fergiezeit (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 September 2009 16:50 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

The shake-up in science funding announced earlier this year is a "huge mistake" that jeopardises Britain's ability to make discoveries needed to drive technological progress, Venkatraman Ramakrishnan said.

"There is a lot of focus now on trying to get very quick pay-offs in research. It is a huge mistake. Basic science has paid off far more than any directed research," Ramakrishnan said.

"If you don't invest properly in fundamental science, then you won't have the foundations to develop the technologies and applications of tomorrow. Ten years down the line, your technology will be based on obsolete foundations."

-- Venkatraman Ramakrishnan, Nobel Prize for Chemistry, 2009

caek, Monday, 12 October 2009 08:39 (ten years ago) link

tl;dr

moonship journey to baja, Monday, 12 October 2009 13:57 (ten years ago) link

tl;zzzzz

wanna b_stanton somethin' (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 12 October 2009 14:01 (ten years ago) link

i'm a slow reader myself

caek, Monday, 12 October 2009 14:19 (ten years ago) link

"Nuclear war would probably be a bad thing"

Barack Obama, Nobel Prize for Peace, 2009

Brewer's Bitch (darraghmac), Monday, 12 October 2009 15:01 (ten years ago) link

bomb truths

some dude, Monday, 12 October 2009 15:41 (ten years ago) link

should be the name of your hip hop zine

banned, on the run (s1ocki), Monday, 12 October 2009 20:01 (ten years ago) link

SERIOUSLY EVERYONE, WALK AWAY FROM YOUR COMPUTER NOW, YOU DON'T NEED TO DO THIS AGAIN.

― PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT, Thursday, October 22, 2009 11:53 AM (3 minutes ago)

k3vin k., Thursday, 22 October 2009 15:57 (ten years ago) link

being a pedant about drugs is a pretty dumb thing to be a pedant abt imo

― Bobby Wo (max), Monday, 26 October 2009 13:22 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

it's like a Shark-Cage but for "Your Junk" AKA Your Penis & Balls (stevie), Monday, 26 October 2009 14:55 (ten years ago) link

better than being a pedant about emo iirc

ian, Monday, 26 October 2009 21:15 (ten years ago) link

being a pedant about being a pedant about drugs is pretty dumb i agree

harbl, Monday, 26 October 2009 21:17 (ten years ago) link

fuckin lawyers

Bobby Wo (max), Monday, 26 October 2009 21:17 (ten years ago) link

did that always say drugs
cuz i read it as 'grunge' o_O

ian, Monday, 26 October 2009 21:22 (ten years ago) link

it always said drugs

it's like a Shark-Cage but for "Your Junk" AKA Your Penis & Balls (stevie), Monday, 26 October 2009 22:05 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYh-CYuuJ28

e\m/ily (roxymuzak), Monday, 2 November 2009 03:31 (ten years ago) link

i can't watch that whole thing.

ian, Monday, 2 November 2009 05:08 (ten years ago) link

I watched about twenty seconds with the sound off.

bamcquern, Monday, 2 November 2009 05:08 (ten years ago) link

honestly. you guys all koganed your brains out or something.

― i feel like i'm an antenna and i want to be that antenna (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, October 28, 2009 9:32 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

like i'm all for pop emphera, like music that sounds like how 7-up looks, but this is just all the whiney horrid vocalisms that have ruined indie rock filter through wack third wave 90s pop punk ska bands and then run through bad modern rock studio sounds

it doesn't work as rock or as catchy pop music.

it's like a popcicle made of mcnuggets

― i feel like i'm an antenna and i want to be that antenna (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, October 28, 2009 9:34 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

but it's nice to pinpoint where exactly popism became stockholm syndrome

― i feel like i'm an antenna and i want to be that antenna (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, October 28, 2009 9:35 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark

la'bloom generation (latebloomer), Saturday, 7 November 2009 17:35 (ten years ago) link

lol what is that referring to??

ian, Saturday, 7 November 2009 17:38 (ten years ago) link

A Say Anything song linked on the Idolator F2K thread

Idolator's F2K

^ jon lovitz harmonica solo around 1:30 (latebloomer), Saturday, 7 November 2009 17:46 (ten years ago) link

gabbneb what is your point.
― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, May 1, 2006 1:14 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark

nog right (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 07:56 (ten years ago) link

what drug is that guy on that makes him talk that fast?

I'm gonna put on an iron burt, and chase stanton out of urt (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 08:21 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

btw i want 2 make it clear that i do not support the abolishment of sb... i just find it surreal that ppl still debate it based on the premise that it is in any way a moderation tool. it is first and foremost a system for generating board drama - to imply otherwise makes u a liar in the face of G*d. the only sb reforms i want instituted are ones that will make it more entertaining, like making public the log of SBs (who made them and for what posts), stuff that will get ppl lunging at each others throats like rabid dogs basically

― farting irl (cankles), Saturday, November 28, 2009 11:05 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

banned for our sins

311 is a joek (s1ocki), Saturday, 28 November 2009 18:56 (ten years ago) link

haha he's pretty otm

afa the i can c (roxymuzak), Saturday, 28 November 2009 18:58 (ten years ago) link

lol @ truth bomb having to be edited

unban everyone tbh (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, 28 November 2009 19:00 (ten years ago) link

has anyone met cankles?

caek, Saturday, 28 November 2009 19:03 (ten years ago) link

?

itdn put butt in the display name (gbx), Saturday, 28 November 2009 19:04 (ten years ago) link

i'd love to get a drink with cankles

afaik no

he declined the SEFAP invitation

unban everyone tbh (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, 28 November 2009 19:04 (ten years ago) link

ill meet him...

...in HELL

max, Saturday, 28 November 2009 19:06 (ten years ago) link

he declined the SEFAP invitation

― unban everyone tbh (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, November 28, 2009 2:04 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

two years running, iirc. i'll never forget the bemused resignation in that facebook msg: "i'll pass"

afa the i can c (roxymuzak), Saturday, 28 November 2009 19:09 (ten years ago) link

was he someone else before or was he always cankles? he isn't, like, nude spock or someone is he?

scott seward, Saturday, 28 November 2009 19:11 (ten years ago) link

wait spock is lorax right?

scott seward, Saturday, 28 November 2009 19:11 (ten years ago) link

sorry i'm really bad at this...

scott seward, Saturday, 28 November 2009 19:12 (ten years ago) link

cankles is ade/adrian langston Snoop NO!!!

unban everyone tbh (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, 28 November 2009 19:12 (ten years ago) link

lolo fu ade

― mu-mu (Pashmina), Saturday, November 28, 2009 6:50 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ah, now i get this.

p.s. pashmina is so great.

caek, Saturday, 28 November 2009 19:14 (ten years ago) link

ah okay adrian i recall.

scott seward, Saturday, 28 November 2009 19:21 (ten years ago) link

Cougar is like hipster, it doesn't really mean anything anymore and is just there to make everyone hate themselves

― ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Sunday, November 29, 2009 10:02 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

max, Monday, 30 November 2009 03:08 (ten years ago) link

A+

sarahel, Monday, 30 November 2009 03:11 (ten years ago) link

Was coming here to post that one.

bear say hi to me (ENBB), Monday, 30 November 2009 12:15 (ten years ago) link

i think the main thing that keeps me from getting vigorously involved in these debates is that im not so sure an eventual ban is a bad thing for, like, anyone on this site

― ice cr?m hand job (deej), Monday, November 30, 2009 5:26 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

sleeve, Monday, 30 November 2009 17:06 (ten years ago) link

yep

mooncup journey to vaja (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 30 November 2009 17:07 (ten years ago) link

I love how gays and lesbians have their own category. Coz, you know, they can't be anything else.

josh tubbs seems pretty gay himself, esp when he descrbes his relationship with mandy

― what fun it is to reign & sing a Slayer song tonight (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, December 6, 2009 8:20 PM (Yesterday)

k3vin k., Monday, 7 December 2009 05:34 (ten years ago) link

FYI, if you're posting on a rock-writer-centric message board about the XX, you're definitely a hipster to SOMEBODY.

― justin timberlane (Whiney G. Weingarten)

Drama Mama's and Papa's too! (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 18:25 (ten years ago) link

'posts very much in character' thread is thataway

unicorn strapped with a unabomb (deej), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 19:48 (ten years ago) link

you say tomato, i say tomato

Drama Mama's and Papa's too! (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 19:59 (ten years ago) link

to thine own self be truth bomb

mod only knows who i'd ban without u (s1ocki), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 20:06 (ten years ago) link

i think that post qualifies as both truth bomb and post very much in character.

sarahel, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 20:13 (ten years ago) link

sarahel's ruling stands. deej is charged with one time out. still first down.

jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 20:14 (ten years ago) link

the internet really needs an acronym for "quit fucking talking" a lot more than we need one for "quoted for truth"

― BLACK BEYONCE, Wednesday, July 30, 2008 1:58 PM (1 year ago)

k3vin k., Wednesday, 9 December 2009 23:52 (nine years ago) link

it's needed on the F2K thread

omar little, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 23:53 (nine years ago) link

x-post YES.

★彡☆ ★彡 (ENBB), Thursday, 10 December 2009 00:48 (nine years ago) link

that thread is still going?

sarahel, Thursday, 10 December 2009 00:51 (nine years ago) link

<3 u guys :)

my adrian langs a ton (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 10 December 2009 00:55 (nine years ago) link

at a certain point i think we just have to accept that in the internet era all kinds of ppl like all kinds of shit and quit worrying about "hipsters" or whoever invading whatever musical clubhouses we've built for ourselves.

― eight woofers in the trunk sb'n down the block (M@tt He1ges0n), Friday, December 11, 2009 1:09 PM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

some dude, Saturday, 12 December 2009 02:00 (nine years ago) link

the internet really needs an acronym for "quit fucking talking" a lot more than we need one for "quoted for truth"

― BLACK BEYONCE, Wednesday, July 30, 2008 1:58 PM (1 year ago)

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllll

conezy (cozwn), Saturday, 12 December 2009 04:03 (nine years ago) link

I honestly can't "like" this enough.

★彡☆ ★彡 (ENBB), Saturday, 12 December 2009 04:47 (nine years ago) link

big booty bitch looks like she's lovin herself 2 if u know wat i mean

plaxico (I know, right?), Saturday, 12 December 2009 10:45 (nine years ago) link

wait kevin.....did you quote that for....truth?

LA CANCION MAS PRETENCIOSA DEL MUNDO... (The Reverend), Saturday, 12 December 2009 11:54 (nine years ago) link

at a certain point i think we just have to accept that in the internet era all kinds of ppl like all kinds of shit and quit worrying about "hipsters" or whoever invading whatever musical clubhouses we've built for ourselves.

― eight woofers in the trunk sb'n down the block (M@tt He1ges0n), Friday, December 11, 2009 1:09 PM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― some dude, Friday, December 11, 2009 9:00 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

that is such a bomb truth. where is it from

donde está mia farrow, fa la la la la, la la la la (s1ocki), Saturday, 12 December 2009 17:11 (nine years ago) link

the when did metal become hip thread

call all destroyer, Saturday, 12 December 2009 17:27 (nine years ago) link

yeah, that some 100-megaton truth right there

LA CANCION MAS PRETENCIOSA DEL MUNDO... (The Reverend), Saturday, 12 December 2009 21:01 (nine years ago) link

tbh no one on this board needs to write the word "hipster" ever

k3vin k., Saturday, 12 December 2009 23:55 (nine years ago) link

oh, we don't NEED to do all kinds of things that are fun.

ian, Saturday, 12 December 2009 23:58 (nine years ago) link

i can't remember how many "post-"'s i am on using the word hipster, u gotta stay one step ahead on this kinda shit imo

plaxico (I know, right?), Sunday, 13 December 2009 00:00 (nine years ago) link

think I might just start sbing for the use of it -- no tolerance policy

LA CANCION MAS PRETENCIOSA DEL MUNDO... (The Reverend), Sunday, 13 December 2009 02:16 (nine years ago) link

actually, hipster

what fun it is to reign & sing a Slayer song tonight (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 13 December 2009 03:07 (nine years ago) link

double sb with cheese

LA CANCION MAS PRETENCIOSA DEL MUNDO... (The Reverend), Sunday, 13 December 2009 03:32 (nine years ago) link

what if there was a function on ilx, like on facebook, where you can hide certain things, like, you could hide all posts that use the word "hipster"? (Not a serious feature request.)

sarahel, Sunday, 13 December 2009 06:04 (nine years ago) link

They could do a text substitution, like they did for "xpost."

ilxor found in mail sack (5) (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 13 December 2009 15:04 (nine years ago) link

xpost

plaxico (I know, right?), Sunday, 13 December 2009 16:30 (nine years ago) link

???

plaxico (I know, right?), Sunday, 13 December 2009 16:30 (nine years ago) link

DUMPLINGS!

plaxico (I know, right?), Sunday, 13 December 2009 16:30 (nine years ago) link

l0u1s jagg3r

ice cr?m, Sunday, 13 December 2009 16:32 (nine years ago) link

[nabisco] [.]

ice cr?m, Sunday, 13 December 2009 16:32 (nine years ago) link

I LOVE CRICKET: THE CHINATOWN OF ILX: THE CHINATOWN OF ILX

ice cr?m, Sunday, 13 December 2009 16:32 (nine years ago) link

xpost.

plaxico (I know, right?), Sunday, 13 December 2009 16:34 (nine years ago) link

kinda curious exactly what the coke is for fucking hipsters guy is trying to say

ice cr?m, Sunday, 13 December 2009 16:34 (nine years ago) link

i always thought hipsters were a type of pants b4

plaxico (I know, right?), Sunday, 13 December 2009 16:35 (nine years ago) link

lol omg im sure uv seen this b4 but http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hipster_(contemporary_subculture)

plaxico (I know, right?), Sunday, 13 December 2009 16:38 (nine years ago) link

http://blog.albumartexchange.com/assets_c/2009/11/booker-hiphug-thumb-400x400-2264.jpg

'hip-ster hug-her'

ice cr?m, Sunday, 13 December 2009 16:38 (nine years ago) link

no hips in them hip huggers

http://i48.tinypic.com/29y06io.jpg

ice cr?m, Sunday, 13 December 2009 16:41 (nine years ago) link

adjunct professor of hipster studies

ice cr?m, Sunday, 13 December 2009 16:42 (nine years ago) link

christian side-hipsters

ice cr?m, Sunday, 13 December 2009 16:43 (nine years ago) link

A+

plaxico (I know, right?), Sunday, 13 December 2009 16:46 (nine years ago) link

gaga [...] dresses insane and her singles work like earworms. this should be the bare minimum we ask for from a pop star but apparently it's exceptional now.

― da croupier, Monday, December 21, 2009 11:06 PM (Yesterday)

k3vin k., Tuesday, 22 December 2009 06:14 (nine years ago) link

k3v i think u have abused your truth bombing privileges

deej, Tuesday, 22 December 2009 13:42 (nine years ago) link

Asking what is the meaning of life is like asking what is the meaning of rocks, or the meaning of ice cream. Those questions make no sense and answering them only generates nonsense.

Instead, ask how should I live. That question generates answers that do have a meaning. But don't expect there to be just one right answer, just as there is not one answer to a koan.

There are some wrong answers, though. The wrong answers feed our delusions, such as the delusion that we can control anything beyond ourselves, and even our self control is tenuous and requires constant attention. Another delusion is that we can avoid suffering by any means other than the arduous path of wholeheartedly removing the prefix mis- from whatever is our fortune.

So, how should we live? Here's a start: be kind, be grateful, and cultivate patience.

(I'm 55, btw. Oh and I'm white.)

― Aimless, Tuesday, December 22, 2009 5:49 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

quincie, Tuesday, 22 December 2009 19:15 (nine years ago) link

o god that shtick riles

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 22 December 2009 19:22 (nine years ago) link

k3v, you've gone too far this time

pantalols (omar little), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 19:27 (nine years ago) link

you've had a little too much...

┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 19:30 (nine years ago) link

just a white guy thinkn baout life

the finest of display name homies (s1ocki), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 19:30 (nine years ago) link

k3v, you've gone too far this time

― pantalols (omar little), Tuesday, December 22, 2009 1:27 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol didnt mean i particularly disagree w. him. its just not the kind of thing anyone should have particularly strong feelings about. imo 'truth bombs' should be more 'universal facts of life' than 'opinions 4 u on charting acts'

deej, Tuesday, 22 December 2009 19:33 (nine years ago) link

can a mod change the title of the thread to "universal facts of life"? thanks u

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 19:34 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_GxXRbSFDgs

deej, Tuesday, 22 December 2009 19:35 (nine years ago) link

aww someone stopped autoplay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_GxXRbSFDg

deej, Tuesday, 22 December 2009 19:35 (nine years ago) link

just seeing mindy cohn's face makes me smile

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 19:36 (nine years ago) link

see k3v now thats a truth bomb

deej, Tuesday, 22 December 2009 19:36 (nine years ago) link

autoplay only seems to work on the admin log.

sarahel, Tuesday, 22 December 2009 19:37 (nine years ago) link

icey why u hatin'?

quincie, Tuesday, 22 December 2009 19:40 (nine years ago) link

well its mostly his ongoing coopting of buddhist language/principals for his cozy homespun promotion of ignorance and do nothingness - but the faux humble facts 4 u tone is also part of it

but anyway lol @ me

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 22 December 2009 19:47 (nine years ago) link

cultivate patience, mr. cr?m

lol i am you shouldve seen me 10 years ago!

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 22 December 2009 19:48 (nine years ago) link

http://www.gerijewell.com/Facts-of-Life-Frame.jpg

would love to know what her shirt says

leave garbage snickers eat snickers leave garbage (jeff), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 19:59 (nine years ago) link

Can't Fuck
Reba's
Pals
I'm
Ruined

the finest of display name homies (s1ocki), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 20:00 (nine years ago) link

can't put
kebab
pals
i'm
running

pantalols (omar little), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 20:01 (nine years ago) link

don't fuck
baseball
gals
i'm ruined

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 20:01 (nine years ago) link

cant play
baseball
gals
im drunk

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 22 December 2009 20:02 (nine years ago) link

Don't Point
Cerebral
Palsy
Means I'm
Grumpy

sarahel, Tuesday, 22 December 2009 20:05 (nine years ago) link

CAN'T FART
NOSEBAG
ORIENTALS
I'M
GRUNTING

leave garbage snickers eat snickers leave garbage (jeff), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 20:06 (nine years ago) link

Welcome to Jamaica Have a Nice Day

sarahel, Tuesday, 22 December 2009 20:08 (nine years ago) link

PUZZLEMEN'T PIZZAZZY
HEBRAIZATION
PSYCHOCHEMICALS
I'M
HARRUMPHING

leave garbage snickers eat snickers leave garbage (jeff), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 20:09 (nine years ago) link

DONT FART
MRS GARRETT
IM GRUMPY

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 20:09 (nine years ago) link

it actually says "I don't have cerebral palsy, i'm drunk".
oh cousin geri you were so ahead of your time

demands its own thread whats this fax of lyfe shirt say ???

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 22 December 2009 20:12 (nine years ago) link

"Ya know, it cost me 20 cents a letter? Would have been a lot cheaper if I had polio."

Remove Bookmark from this Thread

Cage, Trintignant, Sheen (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 21:37 (nine years ago) link

Papyrus is the font of day spas run by women who have no formal business training.

― just a moonful of sugar (Abbott), Tuesday, December 22, 2009 11:00 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

deej--nuts, butthurt, and yelly (gbx), Thursday, 24 December 2009 04:03 (nine years ago) link

haha yeah

btw the picture tiarnan posted there just made me lose my shit hardcore

uttery cuntery (acoleuthic), Thursday, 24 December 2009 04:10 (nine years ago) link

I'm getting Beatles Rock Band for my christmas, but secretly I wish there was a Fleetwood Mac one I could have.
― Ismael Klata, Thursday, December 24, 2009 1:59 PM (54 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I am banman (cozwn), Thursday, 24 December 2009 22:50 (nine years ago) link

Papyrus is the font of day spas run by women who have no formal business training.

― just a moonful of sugar (Abbott), Tuesday, December 22, 2009 11:00 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― deej--nuts, butthurt, and yelly (gbx), Wednesday, December 23, 2009 11:03 PM Bookmark

This is like one of those out of the specific comes the universal truth bombs.

pithfork (Hurting 2), Friday, 25 December 2009 03:00 (nine years ago) link

well its mostly his ongoing coopting of buddhist language/principals for his cozy homespun promotion of ignorance and do nothingness - but the faux humble facts 4 u tone is also part of it

but anyway lol @ me

― ice cr?m, Tuesday, December 22, 2009 2:47 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

homespun promotions of ignorance and do nothingness >>>>>>>>> some old buddhist bullshit

livinginthesunlightlovinginthemoonlighthavingawonderfultime (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 25 December 2009 03:04 (nine years ago) link

disagree

max, Friday, 25 December 2009 03:20 (nine years ago) link

agreed

deej--nuts, butthurt, and yelly (gbx), Friday, 25 December 2009 03:51 (nine years ago) link

few things are more old and bullshity than laziness and ignorance

ice cr?m, Friday, 25 December 2009 05:28 (nine years ago) link

this is true

livinginthesunlightlovinginthemoonlighthavingawonderfultime (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 25 December 2009 10:29 (nine years ago) link

anyway ive been harsh on aimless who prob hasnt even read this thread and in the spirit of christmas id like to apologize

basically what i was trying to say is the dharma is good from a book but it works better w/irl experience

ice cr?m, Friday, 25 December 2009 15:49 (nine years ago) link

buddhism is all about irl consequences

forks©lovetofu (forksclovetofu), Friday, 25 December 2009 20:51 (nine years ago) link

buddhism is all about irl consequences

deej--nuts, butthurt, and yelly (gbx), Friday, 25 December 2009 23:17 (nine years ago) link

buddhism is all about irl consequences

Herodcare for the Unborn (J0hn D.), Friday, 25 December 2009 23:22 (nine years ago) link

buddhism is all about irl consequences

reagan & sarah (s1ocki), Friday, 25 December 2009 23:36 (nine years ago) link

haha nice

kelis navidad (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 25 December 2009 23:42 (nine years ago) link

buddhism is akon

max, Friday, 25 December 2009 23:50 (nine years ago) link

mad ism is a chron

kelis navidad (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 26 December 2009 01:04 (nine years ago) link

buddhism is

livinginthesunlightlovinginthemoonlighthavingawonderfultime (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, 26 December 2009 01:06 (nine years ago) link

buddhism is all about irl consequences

velko, Saturday, 26 December 2009 01:11 (nine years ago) link

hahaha

k3vin k., Saturday, 26 December 2009 01:20 (nine years ago) link

win

forks©lovetofu (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 26 December 2009 02:27 (nine years ago) link

buddhism is all about irl consequences

sarahel, Saturday, 26 December 2009 04:18 (nine years ago) link

buddhism is all about irl consequences

ea™e (latebloomer), Saturday, 26 December 2009 09:19 (nine years ago) link

http://www.flickr.com/photos/moviesofmyself/4080261123/

Every year at this time I start compiling my top ten albums of the year list. It is always SO hard to whittle the number down to just ten. I try to buy as many of the albums on vinyl as I can, and sometimes that helps me decide. The three records I have here are definitely going on the list:
Dan Deacon's Broomst, Animal Collective's Merriweather Post Pavilion and Neko Case's Middle Cyclone.

I'm hoping to pick up a few more this weekend.

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, January 3, 2010 4:56 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i mean no offense whiney but what u do is like a pussy-hair away from this

― meryl streep post-brazilian (s1ocki), Sunday, 3 January 2010 23:59 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

mad people slept on this one (stevie), Monday, 4 January 2010 10:15 (nine years ago) link

max on fire:

Some of the entries are just incredible - his 'deconstructions' actually are like Mr Logic from Viz. It tips over into heartbreaking pretty quickly :(

― Ferry Aid was a popular appeal and it still is (DJ Mencap), Monday, 4 January 2010 13:22 (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

problem is that anyone who really was a good enough writer to provide the kind of takedown that landfill criticism sites like DiS or p4k require would not actually be bothered to do so

― Karen Tregaskin, Monday, 4 January 2010 13:41 (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

im not sure that they require a "takedown" so much as this guy requires "a sense of perspective" and "a cure for butthurt"

― max, Monday, 4 January 2010 13:47 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

mad people slept on this one (stevie), Monday, 4 January 2010 13:52 (nine years ago) link

which thread

moonship journey to baja, Monday, 4 January 2010 17:20 (nine years ago) link

music writers thread

mad people slept on this one (stevie), Monday, 4 January 2010 17:33 (nine years ago) link

Yeah fucke the -ne suffix to indicate non-face acne. Fuck it. It's worse than all those wretched "bennifer" portmanteaus. It's embarrassing enough to have to deal with pimples on your back or etc. without having someone point it out by saying, "Backne!" like a kid that just learned a cow goes "moo, moo" and so excitedly says "moo" at anything white with black spots.

― sedentary lacrimation (Abbott), Tuesday, January 12, 2010 10:10 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

rolling nutrition na'vis 2154 (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 17:34 (nine years ago) link

not that i have pimples on my back, yall

rolling nutrition na'vis 2154 (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 17:34 (nine years ago) link

IRL truth bomb courtesy of James Redd and the Blecchs on Monday: "Solipsistic-challopsistic-expialadocious!"

New board descrip, Shirley?

WHY DON'T YOU JUST LICK THE BUS DIRECTLY (Laurel), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 17:40 (nine years ago) link

ilx-pialidocious

lex submerge (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 19:04 (nine years ago) link

i probably would have been perfectly happy listening to all of these albums if i hadn't started reading ilm this year.

― samosa gibreel, Wednesday, January 20, 2010 10:55 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

mookieproof, Thursday, 21 January 2010 04:15 (nine years ago) link

sad to see i missed a dharma flameup :(

what u think i steen for to push a crawfish? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 21 January 2010 06:42 (nine years ago) link

hey dr. morbz has been a cynical dick for 70 years and look where it's gotten him

― congratulations (n/a), Monday, January 25, 2010 2:32 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

randy e. bugler (jeff), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 01:53 (nine years ago) link

ppl "truth bomb" doesn't mean "mean-spirited zing," elevate yr game plz

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 02:25 (nine years ago) link

i was referring to n/a giving morbs' correct age

randy e. bugler (jeff), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 02:36 (nine years ago) link

from which thread is that?

Blue Fucks Like Ben Nelson (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 02:50 (nine years ago) link

leno

randy e. bugler (jeff), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 02:51 (nine years ago) link

old people had it rough back in the day imo

― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), 27 January 2010 06:00 (5 hours ago)

Not even if your arse had nipples (darraghmac), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 11:32 (nine years ago) link

maybe being home in the afternoons warps your perception of excitement

― waka shame (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, January 27, 2010 12:42 PM (43 seconds ago) Bookmark

ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 20:44 (nine years ago) link

ime

ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 20:44 (nine years ago) link

thread filled with lots of discussion about class signifiers = music lacks serious jams IMO

― Na'vi Girls (Need Love Too) (M@tt He1ges0n), Monday, January 18, 2010 10:08 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark

latebloomer, Monday, 1 February 2010 00:54 (nine years ago) link

I don't really dig wyclef that much half the time he gets on my nerves I just feel like ire is kind of wasted on him - good musician, good performer, expend hateration on people who actually suck, not ppl who're kinda good but annoying imo

― Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Sunday, January 31, 2010 10:33 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

some dude, Monday, 1 February 2010 13:53 (nine years ago) link

people who're kinda good but annoying = object of 90% of all hateration

brews before HOOS (s1ocki), Monday, 1 February 2010 16:00 (nine years ago) link

somehow related to this thread's founding post

brews before HOOS (s1ocki), Monday, 1 February 2010 16:00 (nine years ago) link

people who're kinda good but annoying = object of 90% of all hateration

― brews before HOOS (s1ocki), Monday, February 1, 2010 4:00 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

latebloomer, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 05:30 (nine years ago) link

sometimes annoyingness is attractive when you realize what the one thing is that would shut her up

― sanskrit, Wednesday, March 5, 2008 9:46 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark

Joint Custody (ian), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 06:15 (nine years ago) link

he means his dick, right?

bnw, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 06:55 (nine years ago) link

he means making her tag along to a dubstep dj set

average gangsta rap from average gangstas (deej), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 07:15 (nine years ago) link

same dif

latebloomer, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 07:57 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

i came in here to post what hstencil posted

― Whiney G. Torture Garden (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, October 31, 2008 9:24 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

jeff, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 04:34 (nine years ago) link

its funny cause by invoking the complaint pity party u r basically throwing yrself one

― ice cr?m, Thursday, March 4, 2010 9:20 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 5 March 2010 13:04 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

nsfw

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/77818-1/Coffee.jpg

ksha (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 26 March 2010 20:53 (nine years ago) link

That last panel should be a shower.

black jeans stained by (snoball), Friday, 26 March 2010 20:59 (nine years ago) link

'america. thats what its all about.'

― skogsturducken (am0n), Friday, March 26, 2010

mookieproof, Saturday, 27 March 2010 16:58 (nine years ago) link

haha the fact that its been removed makes it A+

billion holla baby (roxymuzak), Sunday, 4 April 2010 17:00 (nine years ago) link

whiney in/re today's tmi threads

call all destroyer, Sunday, 4 April 2010 22:12 (nine years ago) link

maybe just leave them to it.

caek, Sunday, 4 April 2010 22:16 (nine years ago) link

xpost - disappointed that it wasn't selectable text/bbcode

bamcquern, Sunday, 4 April 2010 22:21 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

T - fool me once, shame on you

fool me over a decade of "please explain it to me again," shame on God

― brad whitford's guitar explorations (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), 29 April 2010 13:15 (21 minutes ago)

just darraghmac tbh (darraghmac), Thursday, 29 April 2010 13:37 (nine years ago) link

haha whats the context of that

roxymuzak, Thursday, 29 April 2010 13:46 (nine years ago) link

simpsons viking joke thread

not worth going into thread for, it should be noted

just darraghmac tbh (darraghmac), Thursday, 29 April 2010 13:55 (nine years ago) link

he's talking to tuomas, right?

kill whiney (cutty), Thursday, 29 April 2010 14:09 (nine years ago) link

yup

T-mas

am0n, Thursday, 29 April 2010 16:06 (nine years ago) link

T-bomb-mas

c sharp major, Thursday, 29 April 2010 16:52 (nine years ago) link

Tuomas is a character on Lost. He wants answers, but not enough to look for them.

― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Wednesday, May 5, 2010 5:18 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ignotamus j. reilly (some dude), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 21:23 (nine years ago) link

i feel like all these regional kinds of boards get dominated by a handful of annoying pedants

― sir gaga (s1ocki), Monday, May 10, 2010 11:02 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark

Did you in fact lift my luggage (dyao), Monday, 10 May 2010 10:47 (nine years ago) link

People would rather yell at each other about nothing than actually talk about music on this forum.

― Evan, Wednesday, May 12, 2010 8:57 AM (3 minutes ago)

ksh, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 14:01 (nine years ago) link

that's actually not a truth bomb and it would be better placed in the "posts that effortlessly summarize ilx" thread

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 12 May 2010 14:56 (nine years ago) link

i agree

for god's sake ksh, keep it together

Greatest contributor: (history mayne), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 14:57 (nine years ago) link

shame

caek, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 14:58 (nine years ago) link

ffs

Black IP's (darraghmac), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 14:59 (nine years ago) link

gawsh

liberté, égalité, fatalité, flawless victoré (crüt), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 15:16 (nine years ago) link

ya fuckin' pedants

ksh, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 15:52 (nine years ago) link

Nothing pedantic about pointing out that Truth Bombs are supposed to be True.

Coalition (Remix) (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 15:55 (nine years ago) link

Can't remember if there's a "Butthurt Indie Stans" thread any more.

Coalition (Remix) (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 15:56 (nine years ago) link

Subs - insert well-timed link to ILM here

Coalition (Remix) (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 15:56 (nine years ago) link

on ILM? shurely there are many

Black IP's (darraghmac), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 15:56 (nine years ago) link

yeah it was an xpost but

Black IP's (darraghmac), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 15:56 (nine years ago) link

i know this is an important discussion, but i gotta go post about The National now

ksh, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 15:58 (nine years ago) link

:D!!

sveltko (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 15:59 (nine years ago) link

two months pass...

ha I like to pretend 3OH!3 doesn't exist

― The Dance at the Crossroads (HI DERE), Monday, November 2, 2009 12:28 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I hate to say it, but 'pathology' is culturally situated. It definitely seems pathological to me, but lots of stuff in the world seem pathological to me. The vast majority of human beings seem pathological. At some point you've gotta be like: This craziness is actually normative.

― Mordy, Friday, August 6, 2010 2:16 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

Dan I., Friday, 6 August 2010 22:03 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

Egging any figure of authority is popular with the GBP [great british public yall].

― Matt DC, Friday, September 17, 2010 4:04 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

sexy mfa (history mayne), Friday, 17 September 2010 15:08 (nine years ago) link

People who know exactly what they want out of life at 18 are usually a) very boring, b) self centred arseholes, c) very boring self centred arseholes.

― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Sunday, September 19, 2010 1:39 AM Bookmark

flaccid house (The Reverend), Sunday, 19 September 2010 08:45 (nine years ago) link

that's hiroshima

J0rdan S., Sunday, 19 September 2010 17:21 (nine years ago) link

looks like some people spend their whole lives irrationally angry

― meta the devil you know (onimo), Thursday, September 30, 2010 9:09 AM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 30 September 2010 13:38 (nine years ago) link

curtis lemay of tbombers right there

The Managing Director of Being (nakhchivan), Thursday, 30 September 2010 13:40 (nine years ago) link

tbh a lot of ilx threads seem to be people listing off generalized types of people that irritate them all the time

http://tinyurl.com/tittyblam (s1ocki), Thursday, 30 September 2010 13:51 (nine years ago) link

yeah this feels like it's been really common recently

call all destroyer, Thursday, 30 September 2010 13:52 (nine years ago) link

people who do that irritate me

http://tinyurl.com/tittyblam (s1ocki), Thursday, 30 September 2010 13:55 (nine years ago) link

u have become what u hate ;_;

call all destroyer, Thursday, 30 September 2010 13:56 (nine years ago) link

i irritate i :(

http://tinyurl.com/tittyblam (s1ocki), Thursday, 30 September 2010 13:59 (nine years ago) link

haha
irrationally angry thread = one example of how ilx reminds me not to be irrationally angry, or even angry in general, tbh

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 30 September 2010 14:03 (nine years ago) link

i feel like on those kind of threads some people start of just thinking it's a bit of fun and then post enough to convince themselves that they are really angry about this stuff and then they're like "oooh you're making me MAD just thinking about it!!!!"

caek, Thursday, 30 September 2010 14:06 (nine years ago) link

that thread, jeez

48. people who have to think things over once they get to the register. you're there, fucking buy something.

― having taken an actual journalism class (contenderizer), Thursday, September 30, 2010 11:05 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

that's not innocuous that's actively reprehensible

― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Thursday, September 30, 2010 11:06 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

phew

l'avventura: pet detective (history mayne), Thursday, 30 September 2010 14:09 (nine years ago) link

the thing i don't get about those threads is like, why would i want to put effort into thinking about things that annoy me when they're not actively annoying me?

call all destroyer, Thursday, 30 September 2010 14:30 (nine years ago) link

preparation

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Thursday, 30 September 2010 14:34 (nine years ago) link

the thread's just a bit of fun, really. it's interesting to see what common experiences/irritants we all share, I don't think everybody truly goes bat crazy IRL everytime the above happens.

officer i didn't know it was a penguin (San Te), Thursday, 30 September 2010 14:34 (nine years ago) link

do not underestimate the number of people who (not-so-)secretly self-identify as "ornery"

THE CHOMPING DUCK GETS HIS FATTY OUT FOR VADAR (HI DERE), Thursday, 30 September 2010 14:35 (nine years ago) link

cokney for something completely different imo

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Thursday, 30 September 2010 14:36 (nine years ago) link

it's the board's collective unconsciousness venting steam after borad drama

Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile (dayo), Thursday, 30 September 2010 14:44 (nine years ago) link

you call that drama!?

l'avventura: pet detective (history mayne), Thursday, 30 September 2010 14:49 (nine years ago) link

h8 people who call that drama

http://tinyurl.com/tittyblam (SFW) (s1ocki), Thursday, 30 September 2010 14:50 (nine years ago) link

John Gruden loves football. Like, "loves" football. In the way kids like dinosaurs
― VegemiteGrrrl, Tuesday, October 5, 2010 2:49 AM

high speed p-diddy-esque shrimping vessel (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 02:53 (nine years ago) link

hahahahah booming post

50.bison (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 15:38 (nine years ago) link

four weeks pass...

young people trying to change the world with fury and words and a sock to the jaw of the status quo = free pass in my book

would rather they tried to change the world with a brain. passion is the most wrongly fetishized used and abused cultural quality i can think of.

― I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 22:55 (Yesterday) Bookmark

Terminal Boredoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 00:22 (nine years ago) link

ppl on ilx hate passion imo

candid gamera (s1ocki), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 00:23 (nine years ago) link

meh

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 00:23 (nine years ago) link

*900-word firestorm*

p neville imo (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 00:24 (nine years ago) link

h8 s1ocki with a passion

Terminal Boredoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 00:31 (nine years ago) link

a passion dispassionately conceived tho

Terminal Boredoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 00:32 (nine years ago) link

blame passionate people that are able to act so cool everything they do seems effortless

i got her... colostomy bag (samosa gibreel), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 00:32 (nine years ago) link

is it possible to kill a bear without a weapon in a non-badass way?

― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, November 14, 2010 5:21 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Gradually Alter their ecosystem beyond their ability to adapt!

― T-Rex's erotic imagination (Z S), Sunday, November 14, 2010 3:18 PM Bookmark

moonship journey to baja, Sunday, 14 November 2010 18:18 (nine years ago) link

sad lmao

whats goin on witchu iron mane (deej), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 02:29 (nine years ago) link

:(

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 16 November 2010 02:40 (nine years ago) link

I think it is perfect.

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 02:41 (nine years ago) link

it really is

BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 02:41 (nine years ago) link

its as perfect as a crying native american's single tear, crystallized by the chill of a nuclear winter

BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 02:42 (nine years ago) link

my :( was a :( of seeing something perfect in its :(ness

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 16 November 2010 02:44 (nine years ago) link

if you don't stop :(ing i'll give you something to :( about.

estela, Tuesday, 16 November 2010 02:52 (nine years ago) link

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 16 November 2010 02:54 (nine years ago) link

dude gets a boner if estela so much as zings him

whats goin on witchu iron mane (deej), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 05:16 (nine years ago) link

"so much as"...does she ever do any less?

portrait of the artist as a yung joc (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 05:17 (nine years ago) link

lol deej

dark side of the goon (The Reverend), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 06:26 (nine years ago) link

yeah i lol'd

thomas smangalter (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 06:27 (nine years ago) link

you guys, god i hate having to explain

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 16 November 2010 06:29 (nine years ago) link

i think we all know what a boner is, louis

sarahel, Tuesday, 16 November 2010 06:33 (nine years ago) link

a chorus of deejapproval

estela, Tuesday, 16 November 2010 06:39 (nine years ago) link

xp: even if we didn't, i think lj has well described the concept here a time or two

dark side of the goon (The Reverend), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 09:17 (nine years ago) link

:D~ :D~ :D~ :D~ :D~ :D~ :D~

one of those ordinary student nights, then...

(ಠ▃ಠ)o ((cloud)) (crüt), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 09:19 (nine years ago) link

A+ all around

overtheseas aeroplanes I have flown (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 14:01 (nine years ago) link

i blame the parentheses

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 14:37 (nine years ago) link

the idea of user reviews of businesses is so great but somehow it turns out that the only people who take the time out to write these reviews are the most insufferable people on the planet

― max, Tuesday, 16 November 2010 20:29 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Calumny (stevie), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 08:33 (nine years ago) link

people who yelp are scumbags

cozen, Wednesday, 17 November 2010 08:36 (nine years ago) link

it seems to me the yelp population is heavily AZN. is that correct?

moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 18 November 2010 00:17 (nine years ago) link

Yelp population is heavily San Franciscan, which is heavily AZN. I think.

ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Thursday, 18 November 2010 00:44 (nine years ago) link

yall r so racist

ice cr?m, Thursday, 18 November 2010 00:45 (nine years ago) link

racists are heavily CZN

reckon you should stfu (bnw), Thursday, 18 November 2010 00:49 (nine years ago) link

H8 CZNZ

ice cr?m, Thursday, 18 November 2010 00:59 (nine years ago) link

the only confirmed yelper i know is taiwanese

dark side of the goon (The Reverend), Thursday, 18 November 2010 01:13 (nine years ago) link

I lived in the bay area and have lots of azn friends and lots of non-azn friends - and like 90% of the people I knew who yelped were azn

iatee, Thursday, 18 November 2010 01:49 (nine years ago) link

i live in the bay area and the only people i know who yelped are white

sarahel, Thursday, 18 November 2010 02:42 (nine years ago) link

wait are we talking about actual yelping

867-5309 (abdul) (roxymuzak), Thursday, 18 November 2010 02:45 (nine years ago) link

you know, like making the sound 'yelp'

ice cr?m, Thursday, 18 November 2010 02:46 (nine years ago) link

yelping white pekingese

.gif of the magi (Lamp), Thursday, 18 November 2010 02:46 (nine years ago) link

no, the people i know that make the sound "yelp" are more ethnically diverse

sarahel, Thursday, 18 November 2010 02:50 (nine years ago) link

so confused

amazing disorder (rip van wanko), Thursday, 18 November 2010 02:51 (nine years ago) link

the only people i know who yelp are cats

xposts

867-5309 (abdul) (roxymuzak), Thursday, 18 November 2010 02:52 (nine years ago) link

roxy - cats are not people!

sarahel, Thursday, 18 November 2010 02:54 (nine years ago) link

sez u!!

867-5309 (abdul) (roxymuzak), Thursday, 18 November 2010 02:58 (nine years ago) link

roxy as a scientist I can assure that cats are not ppl

BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Thursday, 18 November 2010 02:59 (nine years ago) link

correction: cats are people

ice cr?m, Thursday, 18 November 2010 03:02 (nine years ago) link

finally a real scientist in this piece

867-5309 (abdul) (roxymuzak), Thursday, 18 November 2010 03:04 (nine years ago) link

to state it scientifically:

cats = people

.gif of the magi (Lamp), Thursday, 18 November 2010 03:05 (nine years ago) link

scientific notation^

ice cr?m, Thursday, 18 November 2010 03:06 (nine years ago) link

THAT CAT

master of retardment (ENBB), Thursday, 18 November 2010 03:10 (nine years ago) link

i don't mean to harp on it or sound normative and today i woke up remembering what i had posted and terribly afraid i'd get called out on it.

FWIW i think the there's a similar logic to the san francisco comment: many yelpers in san diego are in the ucsd demographic, which is itself heavily azn. i was just wondering if it was an impression shared by others or if it was just my impression.

moonship journey to baja, Saturday, 20 November 2010 20:31 (nine years ago) link

is there an emoticon we can use for AZNs instead of having to type it out

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Saturday, 20 November 2010 22:22 (nine years ago) link

yes, but you'd have to type it out

867-5309 (abdul) (roxymuzak), Saturday, 20 November 2010 23:20 (nine years ago) link

- -

amazing disorder (rip van wanko), Saturday, 20 November 2010 23:32 (nine years ago) link

i'll get me coat

amazing disorder (rip van wanko), Saturday, 20 November 2010 23:33 (nine years ago) link

new york yelpers are mostly yuppies with entitlement issues afaict.

not everything is a campfire (ian), Sunday, 21 November 2010 00:45 (nine years ago) link

I have large eyes iirc

_| ̄|○| ̄|○| ̄|○ (dayo), Sunday, 21 November 2010 00:53 (nine years ago) link

O_O

calpolaris (nakhchivan), Sunday, 21 November 2010 01:05 (nine years ago) link

the new emoticon for dayo ^

867-5309 (abdul) (roxymuzak), Sunday, 21 November 2010 23:55 (nine years ago) link

nobody actually enjoys eating a turkey sandwich, you do it because it's cheap to put in a sandwich and you slather mayo all over that sandwich because it sucks to eat

― _| ̄|○| ̄|○| ̄|○ (dayo), Thursday, November 25, 2010 9:22 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

iatee, Friday, 26 November 2010 05:33 (nine years ago) link

that is a mistruth bomb

The Reverend, Friday, 26 November 2010 05:42 (nine years ago) link

rev otm

pretty hat machine (crüt), Friday, 26 November 2010 05:42 (nine years ago) link

who is that guy

╭∩╮⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠╭∩╮ (jeff), Friday, 26 November 2010 07:46 (nine years ago) link

slathering mayo on something to make it more palatable is like shitting on something to make it smell better

aerosmith: the acid house years (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 26 November 2010 12:47 (nine years ago) link

nobody actually enjoys reading a truth bombs thread, you do it because it's cheap to put in a messageboard and you slather dayo all over that thread because it sucks to read

pretty hat machine (crüt), Friday, 26 November 2010 12:50 (nine years ago) link

turkey sandwiches are like the only meat sandwiches that are good, sorry. also mustard not mayo.

john water (harbl), Friday, 26 November 2010 16:17 (nine years ago) link

that's a truth bomb 4 u

john water (harbl), Friday, 26 November 2010 16:18 (nine years ago) link

Whaddya know. A truth bomb about food is the one that gets the natives all up in arms.

http://tinyurl.com/vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 26 November 2010 16:30 (nine years ago) link

not mayo not mustard yes stuffing and redcurrant jelly.

Also dyao far from the money.

Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Friday, 26 November 2010 16:54 (nine years ago) link

So wrong about Turkey he's like Dayo Lloyd George.

Kerm, Friday, 26 November 2010 17:03 (nine years ago) link

a similar but even more innocuous post by ally about turkey being "boring" was posted in RONG and everyone wanted to kill her for saying it iirc

O⎠o⎠O⎠o⎠O (roxymuzak), Friday, 26 November 2010 18:04 (nine years ago) link

nobody actually enjoys reading a truth bombs thread, you do it because it's cheap to put in a messageboard and you slather dayo all over that thread because it sucks to read

― pretty hat machine (crüt), Friday, November 26, 2010 7:50 AM (8 hours ago)

ok lol

lonely is as lonely does, lonely is an eeyore (unregistered), Friday, 26 November 2010 21:23 (nine years ago) link

i slather mayo all over a TLS, but i slather mayo all over any sandwich,you see*, cause IF YOUR SANDWICH DONT DRIP ALL OVER THE FUCKIN PLACE YOUR SANDWICH IS A WACK FUCKIN SANDWICH

The Reverend, Sunday, 28 November 2010 08:52 (nine years ago) link

*cept for pb&j. that would be gross.

The Reverend, Sunday, 28 November 2010 08:52 (nine years ago) link

it ain't about the sauce it's about the danger

― The Reverend, Thursday, 28 October 2010 05:59 (1 month ago) Bookmark

samosa gibreel, Sunday, 28 November 2010 08:54 (nine years ago) link

motherfuckers could get dripped on

The Reverend, Sunday, 28 November 2010 08:58 (nine years ago) link

rev throws his sandwich in the air sometimes
saying "ayo, where's the mayo?"

Domingo Halliburton (jaymc), Sunday, 28 November 2010 09:11 (nine years ago) link

holy shit dying

The Reverend, Sunday, 28 November 2010 09:14 (nine years ago) link

prob of cholesterol related disease?

Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Sunday, 28 November 2010 12:25 (nine years ago) link

Its amazing how truly awful you guys are at distinguishing between real and zing.

― one pretty obvious guy in the obvious (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, December 1, 2010 5:32 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Julian Osage Orange (kkvgz), Thursday, 2 December 2010 12:52 (nine years ago) link

ain't nothing but the real zing baby

shirley summistake (s1ocki), Thursday, 2 December 2010 14:39 (nine years ago) link

two loced out zingers going crazay

old LOKO heads (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 December 2010 15:19 (nine years ago) link

david cameron is a fathead cunt

― rip whiney g weingarten 03/11 never forget (history mayne), Thursday, December 2, 2010 4:39 PM (48 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

caek, Thursday, 2 December 2010 17:31 (nine years ago) link

yeah uss mariner sux

Princess TamTam, Thursday, 2 December 2010 17:39 (nine years ago) link

rev throws his sandwich in the air sometimes
saying "ayo, where's the mayo?"

― Domingo Halliburton (jaymc), Sunday, November 28, 2010 4:11 AM (4 days ago)

love this post

markers, Thursday, 2 December 2010 17:42 (nine years ago) link

i think of it like twice a day

The Reverend, Saturday, 4 December 2010 00:04 (nine years ago) link

(when i am making sandwiches)

The Reverend, Saturday, 4 December 2010 00:04 (nine years ago) link

omg

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 04:06 (nine years ago) link

join the challenger club, detonate t bombs

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 04:37 (nine years ago) link

can you all just keep insulting each other cuz i'd actually prefer that to talk of the arcade fire and kanye.

― scott seward, Thursday, 9 December 2010 18:07 (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

absinthe of malithe (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 December 2010 18:16 (eight years ago) link

ha

o let's not do it and say we did (The Reverend), Saturday, 11 December 2010 06:56 (eight years ago) link

feel like ilxor actually played that one pretty well by baiting jordan into going for the double-zing, which kind of diluted the first one

― k3vin k., Tuesday, December 14, 2010 10:47 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this is the sort of post that makes me realize we are all insane

― ice cr?m, Tuesday, December 14, 2010 10:56 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

the chronicles of nornius (s1ocki), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 03:58 (eight years ago) link

u want it to be one way but it's the other way

^^^that's a real truth bomb yall

kanellos (gbx), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 05:53 (eight years ago) link

feel like ilxor actually played that one pretty well by baiting jordan into going for the double-zing, which kind of diluted the first one

― k3vin k., Tuesday, December 14, 2010 10:47 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this is the sort of post that makes me realize we are all insane

― ice cr?m, Tuesday, December 14, 2010 10:56 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

TB and also excelsior I mean, really, read that again. It sounds ridiculous.

ENBB, Wednesday, 15 December 2010 19:20 (eight years ago) link

i'm going to do everything in my power to keep my child away from drugs, violence, and ilx

omar little, Wednesday, 15 December 2010 19:21 (eight years ago) link

is your list in reverse order

if nothing else this thread will result in some great display names (Edward III), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 19:30 (eight years ago) link

i used to like music, then i discovered 'l love music'

― all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 17:04 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

When I Pardew I See Rakes (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 13:19 (eight years ago) link

thats a friggin truth nuke

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMf0MTweXYc (Princess TamTam), Thursday, 23 December 2010 03:17 (eight years ago) link

its so sweet to be an investment bank u just 'create value', its like being an philosophy major but u get a jet

― max, Monday, 3 January 2011 17:54 (2 minutes ago)

Ex Loin Tamer (Trayce), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:58 (eight years ago) link

i also don't know how they manage to stay mad for so long! i got tired of that. and being angry on the internet looks pretty silly in retrospect, most of the time

― daria-g, lundi 3 janvier 2011 23:12 (16 minutes ago) Bookmark

iatee, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 04:30 (eight years ago) link

feels silly too

predeep natsvitika (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 04:46 (eight years ago) link

i used to like music, then i discovered 'l love music'

― all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 17:04 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― When I Pardew I See Rakes (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, December 22, 2010 8:19 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

thats a friggin truth nuke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMf0MTweXYc (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, December 22, 2010 10:17 PM Bookmark

^^^!!!

pomp la familia (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 16:36 (eight years ago) link

that was to the post, not the video, nothing against the video

pomp la familia (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 16:38 (eight years ago) link

pretty apt tho!

max bro'd (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 17:07 (eight years ago) link

glorified lolcat

zvookster, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 17:26 (eight years ago) link

"quickdraw mcblog" part still makes me lol hard

zvookster, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 17:26 (eight years ago) link

the first time I knowingly heard "Telephone" by Lady Gaga it was actually the Pamplemousse version.. and I thought "What a great song! But hmm, it's like there's something missing." There was! Lady Gaga!

― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Friday, January 7, 2011 5:30 AM Bookmark

Because it perfectly sums up what's wrong with most of these viral indie covers -- instead of taking an overlooked song and bringing something new, they take a perfect song that's already been performed the best it can be and do a half-assed job performing it. It's coattail riding in the guise of irony.

hey boys, suppers on me, our video just went bacterial (Hurting 2), Friday, 7 January 2011 19:16 (eight years ago) link

^^^

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 7 January 2011 19:25 (eight years ago) link

Like please explain why you are singing Beat It in your apartment other than to increase your play count and to get between me and Michael Jackson

hey boys, suppers on me, our video just went bacterial (Hurting 2), Friday, 7 January 2011 19:28 (eight years ago) link

feel like unabashed coattail riding could be compelling

ice cr?m, Friday, 7 January 2011 19:30 (eight years ago) link

sounds like a new way to do the porky pig

Tantrum, the L in ILX is sarcastic.
― Butt Dickass (Dick Butkus), Monday, 18 September 2006 14:18 Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

onimotopoeic (onimo), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 15:46 (eight years ago) link

my only hope for the next Batman movie is that her Catwoman suit becomes as popular with 20something women on Halloween as Heath Ledger's Joker make-up was with teenage boys. I don't care about the rest of the franchise, or integrity of the comic or character.

― Cunga, Wednesday, January 19, 2011 3:49 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 20 January 2011 09:22 (eight years ago) link

hahaha

moholy-nagl (history mayne), Thursday, 20 January 2011 09:26 (eight years ago) link

God, if only 20 something women would put some effort into looking sexy on halloween, catwoman or not! The decades long trend of wearing lumpy sweaters and jogging pants has got to end!

23 24 (Z S), Thursday, 20 January 2011 13:49 (eight years ago) link

Finally a superhero movie I can feign interest in when our Joel starts going on about it.

Magic Our Maurice! (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 20 January 2011 13:54 (eight years ago) link

this is like, idk i guess its the internet but still, a bit too deep into the sad abyss of self-awareness & paranoia abt being cool to bring up as something worth talking about with other people. i always feel like thoughts like these are kind of embarassingly snobby & wrong when i have them but i never like, share them or express them as worthwhile to ppl

― flopson, Tuesday, January 25, 2011 7:18 PM (41 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

at some point you have to be a little more discerning & purify yourself of thoughts that are so needlessly neurotic. if you just think abt it, look at it w a bit of distance, idk... wire stannery is lame & late-pass wire stannery is zzzz -- that is kind of crazy

― flopson, Tuesday, January 25, 2011 7:23 PM (37 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 02:03 (eight years ago) link

real talk indeed

challopian youtubes (deej), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 03:57 (eight years ago) link

lol that was a weird ethan padgett / ned ragget hybrid post on my part

challopian youtubes (deej), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 03:57 (eight years ago) link

ha

flopson, Wednesday, 26 January 2011 04:41 (eight years ago) link

and the odd combo makes it hoosian

dark link (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 16:06 (eight years ago) link

no man ever sits in his deathbed and thinks "I wish I had spent more time reading whiney and deej beef with each other"
― iatee, Sunday, February 6, 2011 3:01 AM

الله basedأكبر (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 6 February 2011 03:02 (eight years ago) link

that's def a bomb, but probably also applies to just about any other thread on ILX!

Z S, Sunday, 6 February 2011 03:07 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

sometimes when you're about to argue with someone on the internet it helps to google their picture first.
2 minutes ago via web
noz

kl0p's son (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 20:42 (eight years ago) link

somewhere dom is quietly nodding his head

kl0p's son (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 20:42 (eight years ago) link

, his chins flapping to punctuate each nod

☠ (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 20:49 (eight years ago) link

lol

ℳℴℯ ❤\(◕‿◕✿ (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 20:55 (eight years ago) link

<3 roxy 4 eva

I'd rather climb into the saddle of my Ford Mustang and sink spurs (stevie), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 20:57 (eight years ago) link

# of dancing thom yorke meme videos i have watched: 20-25

# of times i have played the radiohead album: 0

this will change at some point (CD release?) but i'm in no great rush to hear this

― Damn this thread seems so....different without ilxor (ilxor), Saturday, 26 February 2011 16:00 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

bragging about not hearing stuff is not as interesting as you might think it is

― iatee, Saturday, 26 February 2011 16:01 (1 hour ago) Bookmark

nakhchivan, Saturday, 26 February 2011 17:53 (eight years ago) link

ztbomb

nakhchivan, Saturday, 26 February 2011 17:54 (eight years ago) link

iatbomb

HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 26 February 2011 19:26 (eight years ago) link

also shut up about the lol thread. it has never, ever been funny and you shouldnt give a fuck. if you came here expecting to laugh you are sub tuomas at best

― ☠ (roxymuzak), Thursday, March 10, 2011 2:27 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

gawka flocka flamewar (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 10 March 2011 19:37 (eight years ago) link

before i saw you posted that i assumed it was directed at you

australian rules football quarterback (electricsound), Thursday, 10 March 2011 21:19 (eight years ago) link

A bagel is just a sandwich that doesn't have any toppings/ingredients.

― brotherlovesdub, Monday, March 21, 2011 7:36 PM Bookmark

for real molars who ain't got no fillings (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 04:02 (eight years ago) link

wait that's a really dumb post

blingee cummings (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 04:03 (eight years ago) link

i mean, factually speaking

blingee cummings (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 04:03 (eight years ago) link

you could say the same thing about a kaiser roll or a pita i suppose
let's debate this for at least seventeen more posts

I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 16:33 (eight years ago) link

i'm assuming Hurting 2 lives in some place that isnt New York

maher shalal smash paz (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 16:34 (eight years ago) link

Because, i pretty much wouldn't call anything you get in any other city a "bagel"

maher shalal smash paz (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 16:34 (eight years ago) link

you could say the same thing about two pieces of bread, which is what they are until you put shit in between them to make them a sandwich

blingee cummings (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 16:35 (eight years ago) link

remind me to never go to your deli

I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 16:35 (eight years ago) link

"shoes are just two pieces of leather without any feet in them"

blingee cummings (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 16:35 (eight years ago) link

resulting paste, etc.

I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 16:36 (eight years ago) link

yeah sorry that post is really dumb

also pretty sure hurting is from NJ. He should know bagels.

ENBB, Tuesday, 22 March 2011 16:43 (eight years ago) link

Because, i pretty much wouldn't call anything you get in any other city a "bagel"

― maher shalal smash paz (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, March 22, 2011 12:34 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

never been to montreal huh

max, Tuesday, 22 March 2011 16:45 (eight years ago) link

Because, i pretty much wouldn't call anything you get in any other city a "bagel"

what would you call what you get in, eg, Brick Lane or Krakow

lol kudso (sic), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 16:46 (eight years ago) link

un royale bagel with cheese

the '' key on my keybord is not working (darraghmac), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 16:48 (eight years ago) link

Because, i pretty much wouldn't call anything you get in any other city a "bagel"

― maher shalal smash paz (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, March 22, 2011 4:34 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol everybody in the world except you knows that Montreal bagels are, worst possible case scenario, the equal of NY bagels

five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 16:50 (eight years ago) link

one thing that I don't get is why it's so hard to find a good bagel elsewhere, it's not like ny bagels require anything that can't be found in montana, bagels are pretty simple. I've heard it's cause people often skip the malt syrup, but I think it generally comes down to 'fresh bread is good bread + places that consume a lot of bread are gonna get fresh bread'. it's a virtuous cycle type thing.

iatee, Tuesday, 22 March 2011 17:05 (eight years ago) link

i've always been told it was the water.

I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 17:06 (eight years ago) link

isn't it that the water in ny is special or some shit (i'm not making this up)

blingee cummings (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 17:06 (eight years ago) link

xp right

blingee cummings (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 17:06 (eight years ago) link

yeah that's never actually true w/ anything IMO

iatee, Tuesday, 22 March 2011 17:06 (eight years ago) link

yeah

there's enough transplanted nyers down here that i think we get pretty good bagels

blingee cummings (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 17:07 (eight years ago) link

It's the boiling. You have to boil them. Bagels that are just baked are bready and gross.

Anyway, bialys are better than any kind of bagel.

go peddle your bullshit somewhere else sister (Laurel), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 17:07 (eight years ago) link

http://www.printmag.com/Portals/1/Aug2008/Features/Rea_Irvin/375x375_rea_irvin_b.jpg

Because, i pretty much wouldn't call anything you get in any other city a "bagel"

― maher shalal smash paz (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, March 22, 2011 11:34 AM Bookmark

http://tinyurl.com/vroooo0ooooom (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 17:09 (eight years ago) link

yeah but the boiling step is also something you can do anywhere, water boils in montana too.

iatee, Tuesday, 22 March 2011 17:10 (eight years ago) link

Yeah but places don't. I mean some don't. I just don't think you should even CALL it a bagel if you didn't boil it first.

go peddle your bullshit somewhere else sister (Laurel), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 17:13 (eight years ago) link

this is my joint right here btw: http://www.yelp.com/biz/wonder-bagels-jersey-city
god bless em

I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 17:15 (eight years ago) link

yeah I agree about that

iatee, Tuesday, 22 March 2011 17:15 (eight years ago) link

yep dont sleep on jersey bagels

Aerosol, Tuesday, 22 March 2011 17:16 (eight years ago) link

i prob eat at wonder bagels like three times a week

I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 17:16 (eight years ago) link

Because, i pretty much wouldn't call anything you get in any other city a "bagel"

― maher shalal smash paz (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, March 22, 2011 12:34 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

never been to montreal huh

― max, Tuesday, March 22, 2011 12:45 PM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Montreal bagels can't even get on my level. Silver medal.

maher shalal smash paz (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 17:17 (eight years ago) link

http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/700/adventure20blue.jpg

This bracelet helps my circulation. It makes me feel great, really alert and healthy. I don't know how I managed to live without it! I would venture to say it wasn't really living, although I don't know what to call it if not that. Shit, maybe.

bamcquern, Tuesday, 22 March 2011 17:32 (eight years ago) link

montreal bagels are distinctly better than nyc bagels, which are also dope. apparently it's one of the only cities that has evaded/never been able to implement regulation outlawing wood ovens which are to "dangerous" for most cities

flopson, Tuesday, 22 March 2011 22:04 (eight years ago) link

Are they "dangerous" or dangerous?

bamcquern, Tuesday, 22 March 2011 22:09 (eight years ago) link

pay the cost to be the boss (of bagels)

flopson, Tuesday, 22 March 2011 22:12 (eight years ago) link

wood-burning ovens are all over the place

adult music person (Jordan), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 22:16 (eight years ago) link

o rly

flopson, Tuesday, 22 March 2011 22:29 (eight years ago) link

Yep, still talking about bagels

larry buttz (Z S), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 22:39 (eight years ago) link

no no they mean that in montreal you can still cook in ovens made out of wood, pretty irrespnsible if u ask me

broke my o_O face o_O (jjjusten), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 22:49 (eight years ago) link

won't someone think of the free range

ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 22:55 (eight years ago) link

cook my free-range chicken on a woodpidgeon burning stove

the '' key on my keybord is not working (darraghmac), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 23:08 (eight years ago) link

the PBR thing is funny. i thought the whole point of embracing something like PBR was to not give a shit (or show that you don't give a shit) (or both) about fancy foods, having the correct taste, etc. and then this one beer out of maybe 30 common cheap beers becomes the "cool" cheap beer. it's like congratulations, you are shipping the same quantity of tribalist plumage as your peers but are also stuck with shitty beer.

― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Monday, April 4, 2011 6:33 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark

Metal Jennifer Saunders (some dude), Monday, 4 April 2011 16:29 (eight years ago) link

lol i don't think that was the point of pbr!

call all destroyer, Monday, 4 April 2011 16:47 (eight years ago) link

I've never met anyone who drank PBR other than my grandparents in the 1980s, but I had a friend who got like that about Natty Boh.

kkvgz, Monday, 4 April 2011 17:17 (eight years ago) link

The beer experienced a sales revival in the early 2000s after a two decade-long slump, largely due to its increasing popularity among the 20-something demographic in cities such as Oswego, New York; Norman, Oklahoma; Columbus, Ohio; Chicago, Illinois; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania; Ann Arbor, Michigan; Portland, Oregon; and Richmond, Virginia.[5][7] As a result, it has become popularly associated with the contemporary hipster subculture.[8][9]

Although the Pabst website features user-submitted photography, much of which features twenty-something Pabst drinkers dressed in alternative fashions,[10] the company has opted not to fully embrace the countercultural label in its marketing, fearing that it could jeopardize the very "authenticity" that made the brand popular[5][11][12] as was the case with the poorly received OK Soda. Pabst instead targets its desired market as an authentic American beer through product placement in films such as Gran Torino,[13] as well as targeting its niche through the sponsorship of indie music concerts, local businesses, post-collegiate sports teams,[14] dive bars and radio programming like National Public Radio's All Things Considered.[7][15]

gr8080, Monday, 4 April 2011 17:24 (eight years ago) link

NPR-themed dive bars are all the rage

buzza, Monday, 4 April 2011 17:27 (eight years ago) link

Slapfights and Weeping on Friday nights; Ladies get 33% of all drinks because of gender related salary practices

slight even by tweet standards (forksclovetofu), Monday, 4 April 2011 17:30 (eight years ago) link

they sell PBR at Whole Foods

sarahel, Monday, 4 April 2011 18:11 (eight years ago) link

i prefer coors or gansett.

one dis leads to another (ian), Monday, 4 April 2011 18:39 (eight years ago) link

no! pbr is truly better than coors. haven't had a gansett in a while.

scott seward, Monday, 4 April 2011 18:45 (eight years ago) link

gr80's quote made me google OK Soda... look at this fuckin thing!!

http://readplatform.com/uploads/2009/12/ok_cans_01_1995.jpg

lol @ beverage in quotes

ℳℴℯ ❤\(◕‿◕✿ (Princess TamTam), Monday, 4 April 2011 18:47 (eight years ago) link

yeah coors sucks, a lot

ban drake (the rapper) (max), Monday, 4 April 2011 18:48 (eight years ago) link

lol @ ok soda. what did it taste like??

ban drake (the rapper) (max), Monday, 4 April 2011 18:49 (eight years ago) link

it was tasty! you could make an approximation with any soda dispenser feat. coke, orange, and dr. pepper.

call all destroyer, Monday, 4 April 2011 18:49 (eight years ago) link

it's basically 50/50 coke/orange with a splash of dr. pepper.

call all destroyer, Monday, 4 April 2011 18:50 (eight years ago) link

Everything about OK soda was ridiculous except maybe the Clowes illustrations on a lot of the cans.

ENBB, Monday, 4 April 2011 18:50 (eight years ago) link

The marketing is so annoying.

I do remember thinking it tasted pretty good though.

ENBB, Monday, 4 April 2011 18:50 (eight years ago) link

marketing WAS so annoying, rather

ENBB, Monday, 4 April 2011 18:51 (eight years ago) link

"The drink's slogan was "Things are going to be OK.""

ENBB, Monday, 4 April 2011 18:51 (eight years ago) link

PBR tastes better than most cheapish beers imo

I slang in my (absolutely clean glasses), Monday, 4 April 2011 18:54 (eight years ago) link

xp lol the same guy also created fruitopia!

call all destroyer, Monday, 4 April 2011 18:55 (eight years ago) link

really had his finger on the pulse of the 90s

call all destroyer, Monday, 4 April 2011 18:55 (eight years ago) link

hahahaha I'll say.

Funny cause reading about it now it doesn't seem to have been test marketed in NY but I distinctly remember reading about it at the time and then buying some to see what it tasted like. Must have been on a trip somewhere.

ENBB, Monday, 4 April 2011 18:57 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQ9iWSJogp8

ban drake (the rapper) (max), Monday, 4 April 2011 18:57 (eight years ago) link

oklahoma? xpost
http://www.myonlinemaps.com/images/oklahoma-map.gif

I slang in my (absolutely clean glasses), Monday, 4 April 2011 18:58 (eight years ago) link

Most likely.

btw: "Excerpts from the OK Soda manifesto".

ENBB, Monday, 4 April 2011 19:00 (eight years ago) link

oh man, I spent way too much time trying to convince myself that I liked Fruitopia

whelping at his sandpapery best (DJP), Monday, 4 April 2011 19:06 (eight years ago) link

i drank a ton of fruitopia in middle school. typical middle school lunch: large order of tater tots with too much salt, fruitopia, maybe a muffin.

one dis leads to another (ian), Monday, 4 April 2011 19:08 (eight years ago) link

xxp ian otm

lol dan actually also otm

call all destroyer, Monday, 4 April 2011 19:08 (eight years ago) link

I just remember there was one flavor that didn't taste like sweet death and it was not one of the ones that survived the Great Fruitopia Flavor Cull when the beverage failed to dominate the market; I think it was citrusy...?

Anyway, when the strawberry sugar bomb flavor became the only one you could find, I felt a huge weight of sugar lift off of my shoulders.

whelping at his sandpapery best (DJP), Monday, 4 April 2011 19:13 (eight years ago) link

fyi when you buy Coors you're supporting the Heritage Foundation

gr8080, Monday, 4 April 2011 19:16 (eight years ago) link

In addition to the popular Strawberry Passion Awareness, other flavors included The Grape Beyond, Tangerine Wavelength, Citrus Excursion, Fruit Integration, Pink Lemonade Euphoria, Lemonade Love & Hope, Raspberry Psychic Lemonade, and Beachside Blast.

call all destroyer, Monday, 4 April 2011 19:17 (eight years ago) link

It was either Citrus Excursion or Fruit Integration; I suspect the latter because it has the word "Integration" in the title and at the time I was all about making as many life choices as possible that would make my life more closely resemble a gothy Benetton ad.

whelping at his sandpapery best (DJP), Monday, 4 April 2011 19:18 (eight years ago) link

fyi when you buy pbr you are indirectly doing same:

The company (MillerCoors) is also tasked with brewing brands of beer and lager that are owned by Pabst Brewing Company.

call all destroyer, Monday, 4 April 2011 19:20 (eight years ago) link

ian otm but also gr80 otm so I am torn. Can I still buy Budweiser with a reasonably clear conscience?

Back up the lesbian canoe (Laurel), Monday, 4 April 2011 19:28 (eight years ago) link

here are more companies gr80 needs to boycott:

There's defence contractors Boeing and Lockheed Martin, finance and insurance companies such as Allstate Insurance, Mortgage Insurance Companies of America, and American International Group (AIG), auto company Honda, tobacco company Altria Group (Philip Morris), drug and medical companies Johnson & Johnson, GlaxoSmithKline, Novartis, and Bristol-Myers Squibb Foundation, oil companies ChevronTexaco and Exxon Mobil, software giant Microsoft, and chipping in over $100,000 each, Alticor (Amway), Pfizer, PhRMA, and United Parcel Service (UPS). [2]

call all destroyer, Monday, 4 April 2011 19:30 (eight years ago) link

millercoors also supported/supporting gov. scott walker

adult music person (Jordan), Monday, 4 April 2011 19:30 (eight years ago) link

and i've got love for high life, but it's incredibly easy to buy good non-millercoors/pabst beer.

adult music person (Jordan), Monday, 4 April 2011 19:31 (eight years ago) link

August A. Busch III, Chairman of the Executive Committee of Anheuser-Busch, is a Bush Ranger having raised at least $200,000 for Bush in the 2004 election. [2]

call all destroyer, Monday, 4 April 2011 19:32 (eight years ago) link

i'm not sure what we're talking about but i hope i can still buy these arizona green tea cans

markers, Monday, 4 April 2011 19:32 (eight years ago) link

Sigh.

Back up the lesbian canoe (Laurel), Monday, 4 April 2011 19:33 (eight years ago) link

also lol, aside from UPS and Microsoft it seems I already have an unintentional boycott of companies who donate to the Heritage Foundation going as I try to avoid pretty much every organization listed there just on GP

whelping at his sandpapery best (DJP), Monday, 4 April 2011 19:33 (eight years ago) link

i ain't gonna play sun city

buzza, Monday, 4 April 2011 19:34 (eight years ago) link

i only give money to people who use it to fuck bitches and get more money

slight even by tweet standards (forksclovetofu), Monday, 4 April 2011 19:34 (eight years ago) link

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3266/3092212804_300ef4712e.jpg

sarahel, Monday, 4 April 2011 19:45 (eight years ago) link

^ word

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Monday, 4 April 2011 19:47 (eight years ago) link

Narragansett

ENBB, Monday, 4 April 2011 19:47 (eight years ago) link

black label is a fine beer, espesh icy cold. dive around here has $4 black label/evan williams combo. and free cheeseballs.

one dis leads to another (ian), Monday, 4 April 2011 19:47 (eight years ago) link