tried to grow/groom soul patch but it came out off-center/asymmetrical HALP NEED ADV1CE!!!

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Option	Votes
soul patches are mad gay, get rid of that shit	16
leave it- no one will notice. and besides, it gives you "character"	3
maybe your face is asymmetrical and the soul patch is actually centered	2
shave it off and start over	1
try to slowly groom it back toward the center	1

― gr8080, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 07:10 (sixteen years ago) link

u gotta be kiddin me dood

― max, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 07:38 (sixteen years ago) link

MAD GAY

― John Justen, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 07:45 (sixteen years ago) link

srsly grady when ur doing this shit u know uve been in hawaii 2 long

― max, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 07:51 (sixteen years ago) link

sorry guys, i'm in a "life is fucked up/ must grow facial hair" phase but a soul patch is all i can get away with.

also lay off or i'll ban you guys.

― gr8080, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 08:26 (sixteen years ago) link

no worries dude i have a shit beard right now, im just saying, cant you do like funky sideburns instead or something? anything to not look like a member of incubus?

― max, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 08:31 (sixteen years ago) link

no 'grow it out long and dye it red' option :(

― jergïns, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 08:32 (sixteen years ago) link

my facial hair mysteriously grows in red. i have been a brown/dirty blonde hairy top my whole life.

― gr8080, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 08:34 (sixteen years ago) link

http://weekendamerica.publicradio.org/programs/2006/10/28/images/thumb_beard.jpg

― jergïns, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 08:38 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.decosteonline.com/images/media/si1.jpg

THIS WOULD BE ACCEPTABLE.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 08:40 (sixteen years ago) link

even from the soul patch area.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 08:41 (sixteen years ago) link

also, no one should listen to me about facial hair choices ever

― John Justen, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 08:41 (sixteen years ago) link

i was way anti-soul patch until recently, but now favor it over most other facial hair.

beard>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>moustache>>soul patch>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>crazy sideburns>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>goatee

― gr8080, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 08:42 (sixteen years ago) link

Grady, I commend you for starting this thread.

― Confounded, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 15:41 (sixteen years ago) link

OMG GRADY WHY DONT U JUST GET A PORKPIE HAT AND TURN 40 WTF

― jhøshea, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 15:45 (sixteen years ago) link

don't become this dude:

http://blog.themonkeygoes.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/zak-thumb.jpg

― sanskrit, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 15:59 (sixteen years ago) link

dear god i thought this was a parody thread at first

― sanskrit, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 15:59 (sixteen years ago) link

beard or nothing, anything in-between = GAIYE

― am0n, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 16:35 (sixteen years ago) link

don't grow a soul patch

― Lingbert, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 16:49 (sixteen years ago) link

sorry guys, i'm in a "life is fucked up/ must grow facial hair" phase

does this have something to do with miss minnesota?

― sanskrit, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 18:39 (sixteen years ago) link

soul patch flowchart:

http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/020605/panflute-flowchart.gif

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 20:44 (sixteen years ago) link

exception made for Dizzy Gillespie circa 1955

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 20:44 (sixteen years ago) link

i knew i could count on my IRE buddies.

― gr8080, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 22:46 (sixteen years ago) link

Heave Ho now that you're unbanned I need your input plz.

― gr8080, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 00:05 (sixteen years ago) link

Please to send Photobucket password then i will create .jpgs of sexies.

― Heave Ho, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 03:11 (sixteen years ago) link

come to the dark side gradski

― Scott Spezio, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 04:03 (sixteen years ago) link

SHAVE IT OFF, WTF.

― Pashmina, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 09:00 (sixteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― ILX System, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 23:01 (sixteen years ago) link

And if I may jump in here, so not a good look.

― ILX System, Thursday, 4 October 2007 01:26 (sixteen years ago) link

hahahaha..

grady, i am a lady, and i say NO. shave that fucker off!

― tehresa, Thursday, 4 October 2007 12:19 (sixteen years ago) link

anticipation!

― jergïns, Thursday, 4 October 2007 21:43 (sixteen years ago) link

Where is flavor saved???

http://i24.tinypic.com/5ebigh.png

― libcrypt, Thursday, 4 October 2007 22:50 (sixteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― ILX System, Thursday, 4 October 2007 23:01 (sixteen years ago) link

there is no urban dictionary definition for flavor stick. shocking

― jergïns, Thursday, 4 October 2007 23:09 (sixteen years ago) link

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x18/gr8080/nopatch.jpg

― gr8080, Thursday, 4 October 2007 23:14 (sixteen years ago) link

white people

― chaki, Thursday, 4 October 2007 23:19 (sixteen years ago) link

did you take your razor to work?

― lxy, Thursday, 4 October 2007 23:36 (sixteen years ago) link

i scheduled today as a day off in anticipation of the results.

― gr8080, Thursday, 4 October 2007 23:47 (sixteen years ago) link

that was a good idea

― lxy, Friday, 5 October 2007 00:04 (sixteen years ago) link

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