you just freaked out our director of LOLs

IT'S A NEW ERA

this doesn't have the elegant simplicity of 'final lolution'

you're doing it wrong

final lolution is from november 2007 and was started by the ex-girlfriend of a poster who doesn't even post on the noize board anymore. time to fucking move on!

new mod has spoken

something chilling about the phrase "the elegant simplicity of 'final lolution'"

that "Uncharted Zone" channel PP posted a video from in the last thread is a tresure trove:

my beardo bros will be digging the breakdown at the end^^

I'm not saying we don't need a new thread

I'm saying this is not that thread

i'm sorry but the director of sales meme needs to be honored. please send in a request in writing why your opinion should matter.

please attach a curriculum vitae with your noise board history as well

something chilling about the phrase "the elegant simplicity of 'final lolution'"

― s1ocki

perhaps you have another notion of how to solve the 'excelsior question'?

our director of LOLs ?

how did "excelsior" start? I only know it as the poems and the simpsons thing

can i be pointed to orig director of sales freakout plz

http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/6977/wryyyyyynguin1fr.gif

artillerist

― artillerist (artillerist), Saturday, March 4, 2006 1:48 AM (2 years ago)

http://blogs.zdnet.com/open-source/images/excelsior-rag-by-joseph-lamb.jpg

first known published zing--zings were called rags back in the 19th century, FYI

our director of LOLs ?

― eman, Wednesday, January 14, 2009 4:33 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i will change it to this post haste, when given the powers that are rightly mine

can i be pointed to orig director of sales freakout plz

check final lolution

:)

ok! that's delightful thank you cutty.

Phil Thomas Katt's Myspace page

is he blind?

1986: Faked my death as a publicity stunt on KATTLINE, Then Released my first album, "Nine Lives" by coming back to life with a big Promotional campaign including appearances at skating rinks and record stores.

lol one of the two songs he has in the music player is called "Share Your Woman With Me"

dont want her forever
just an hour or two
just need some good lovin'
then i'll bring her right back to you

"if you knew why he was eccentric... you'd sympathize"

Mark Gormley Tribute Thread

I found the first clip from a friend's profile on arkansasrockers.com. How the hell did that thread coincidentally get started 12 hours before?

Some Gormley synchronization going on here.

i'm sorry but the director of sales meme needs to be honored. please send in a request in writing why your opinion should matter.

you don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows

please attach a curriculum vitae with your noise board history as well

if you insist

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/FullTextSearchControllerServlet?terms=edward+iii&offset=0&searchtype=id&startdate=&enddate=&artefact=messages&idtype=displayname&sortorder=Descending&boardid=60

i was kidding, i'm not reading that

maybe I should just repost it all here in this thread for yr ease of perusal

maybe you should STFU

maybe

who was who's ex again

jon and ian used to do it

for real, ian doesn't post here anymore? so there's an ian on ILE who isn't former noize ian?!?

^^^ somebody made a terrible mistake

we need to bring noise board back in 2009

nu-noize

vahid, i think ian just doesn't post to noize anymore. but really, who does?

bell labs is his ex, btw. sadface

i miss jess. is he still around?

http://www.brmovie.com/Images/Characters/Gaff/BR_Gaff_Is_Enigmatic.jpg

jess is gone too i think

nu³noize in 2009

do you have a vision for the new face of noize cuz im not sure what its supposed to be anymore

http://ballintees.com/images/keep_surfside_weird_big.jpg

http://www.brmovie.com/Images/Characters/Gaff/BR_Gaff_Is_Enigmatic.jpg

http://ballintees.com/images/keep_surfside_weird_big.jpg

i have a vision

for real, ian doesn't post here anymore? so there's an ian on ILE who isn't former noize ian?!?

― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, January 15, 2009 12:52 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark

ian is ian, he still posts on ilm.

who locked final lolution?

i did!

awesome! here are some other noize threads you can get started on locking

leonardo
uppers
o_O posts
movies!
truth bombs
zing

boy it would be a shame if you got banned

edward III, i appreciate your enthusiasm. those threads don't expire. EXCELSIOR/LOL threads do and always have on ILX. you'll get over it. i'm being polite here.

already showing excellent mod skills

that's the way this place has been rolling lately, so it wouldn't surprise me

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/stalin_and_friends.jpg

xp to john

shit you are a fucking drama queen! instead of bitching post some LOLs here. thanks.

how old are you dudes you may be too old

cutty I'm not bagging on you personally man but seriously you locked a thread chock full of LOLs to start a thread with so far by my count 0.0 LOLs that's all I'm sayin'

you're never too old for noize

NB was built on the solid foundation of dudes banning other dudes for lols EIII i am just welcoming back an era of prosperity.

you are the fucking anti-LOL right now

I am getting plenty of lols from this thread

http://mfrost.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2009/01/11/jumping_spider_eyes_9.jpg

cutty this thread has been a LOL-free zone, that's not my fault

you wanna come in like obama but it's been straight up hubert humphrey so far

bootyluveritis (4 minutes ago)
omj, never seen a black person wit BLUE eyes.
dats sexy as hell!

is omj for like oh my jah?

o my jew a blue-eyed black baby

what the hell is up with that video

hey cutmaster i would suggest deleting about 90% of posts made to uppers during the "three images per post" dark ages-- not recusing myself either.

bootyluveritis

is omj for like oh my jah?

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Thursday, January 15, 2009 10:16 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

oh long johnson

is that a freudian slip or what

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1330/1418524127_dd41f33c9e.jpg

^^^ genuine lol

did you take that eman??

http://apina.biz/11996.jpg

waaatf

xp - no

you just freaked out my director of sales

lol @ wow

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool at WoW pictorial

wait which direction is it going in

I read it l-r, t-b

l-r = tub

i bet in real life it is opposite, tho

if that were the case there would probably be massive stretch marks

but come on, dude looks like he is getting younger then

I NEED TO KNOW THE STORY BEHIND THIS.

<3

what, he is definitely getting older as you move up the picture

what, i was talking to eman

oh ok

he def went from wnkiw to wkiw

I like this photo, but not the title of this thread:

http://data.tumblr.com/jVXA3yeekis5jlic4L9weeF0o1_500.jpg

i do not agree with the "he got older and lost weight on a diet of w.o.w." theory

dudes, his plugs get older as he gets prettier

haha. that too. they get bigger, i meant

he grew out his fro to cover them as he got older and fatter and better @ w.o.w.

w0w

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/3917/transformtf6.jpg

I will be pounding a Suicide Girl this Weekend.

pwned

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/archive/index.php?t-111626121.html

holy crap at him now

http://bodyspace.bodybuilding.com/img/user_images/growable/2008/10/30/17270202/profilepic/2714942orig.jpg

dx11xd
01-16-2009, 02:29 PM
Congrats in hitting the genetic gold mine with that face of yours. I've seen other fat people get slim but their face didn't improve much: yours changed completely.

http://data.tumblr.com/JPYnshSP8irh14e0JYJ0v296o1_500.jpg

how did he get str8 hair

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fd/Goro_Mortal_Kombat.PNG

he grew out his fro to cover them as he got older and fatter and better @ w.o.w.

― eman, Friday, January 16, 2009 9:36 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

lol

he saw the future and took appropriate steps

http://img.skitch.com/20090117-kj84ets54trnk59ey5nt69c3bc.jpg ->http://thesportshernia.typepad.com/blog/images/2007/07/04/jon_favreu.jpg

^IP ADDRESS

Strong psycho or extreme want of penor?

XD

requesting further information: http://data.tumblr.com/JPYnshSP8irh14e0JYJ0v296o1_500.jpg

it's the http://i44.tinypic.com/v6n029.jpg of man-tots

I know the WoW thing is shopped to go backwards but I still thought it was lol

http://scienceblogs.com/ethicsandscience/upload/2006/07/WhoPooped.jpg

http://www.bigbendbookstore.org/store/images/Who%20Pooped.jpg

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e49/s014djs/WhoPooped.jpg

Kevin Nealon did a bit where he learned to do that, and he said he found that deer in the area eat nuts, berries and a lot of feces.

also extra lol at "Big Bend National Park"

wait so cutty is trying to take over noize in jw's abscence pato style

"take over"?

i'm fucking watering the grass.

the cuttyant gardener

hey youre back!

http://www.coverbrowser.com/image/time/3032-1.jpg

I still can't get over the thread title "I will be pounding a Suicide Girl this weekend"

holy crap at him now

this is gay btw

i went on safari in s.africa and our guide picked up some shits and asked us what animal we thought ate it. he broke it apart and saw an acorn inside. i guessed giraffe because only they could get up there.

breakin' down pootents is one of the reasons I realized cultural anthropology might not be for me

http://www.thedailypage.com/movies/detail.php?fromWidget=1&movie=9757

http://i42.tinypic.com/2iup643.jpg

^^^ actual mechanical engineering professor at my wife's department who apparently flipped out at some other professors not too long ago saying he was gonna shoot up an abortion clinic~~

just hopin i'm not gonna have to come back to this post a few months from now all somber and bearing bad news

damn, wife should keep your door locked

Strong psycho or extreme want of penor?

this keeps running through my head daily now

that is such a fucked up picture

yeah stretch marks eww

what school, if i may ask?

so he's basically the next http://www.novinite.com/media/images/2007-04/79522.jpg

(lol @ old login)

from jw

rancid2008 (31 minutes ago) 0 Reply
And here I thought only Yankees were fat pigs

that picture...holy shit that's nuts

I'm a black Sebadoh fan

^^^ XD

omg

waht

http://www.thetyser.com/

he only knew her two weeks and already hes decapitating her in an au bon pain WHOA SLOW DOWN THERE ROMEO

― ice cr?m, Thursday, January 22, 2009 11:34 AM (1 minute ago)

who was even taking that picture of dude with pregnant wife

his other pregnant wife

the picture is from the point of view of abortion doctors

yes but who would be brave enough to pretend to be that, even for a moment, around this man??

i think its a metaphor

in all honesty I think he's probably within his rights to shoot at any abortion doctors coming for his wife by that point in the pregnancy, seeing as she's clearly in her fifth trimester

STAND BACK SHE'S ABOUT TO BLOW

it's about to get all Species II up in this bitch

gahhhhh that picture

Seriously how much Valium is she on, to look that serene? If someone were actually coming after her, requiring that she be defended by a firearm-wielding protector, you'd think she'd look a little less like it's her birthday and someone just brought out a cake.

oh so the cake guy is an abortionist. i think i'm getting this now.

pregnant women just glow laurel you should know this

Yes, you'd think I wd have remembered from all those times I was pregnant.

And glowy.

pregnant ladies are the new night lights

once i was lost in a forest luckily a found a pregnant and we walked to safety guided by the shining light of her

guys maybe he just set a timer, on his camera

wow, you are crazy

rodman-

how do i meet ladies?

-gr8080

― gr8080, Wednesday, March 5, 2008 8:30 PM

tr-808,

Here was once a period in which they are made the same question me! But on the other hand my has said the answer: You have obtained to make them employee to that stick. To give them the game of the pound. It is nothing of physical but you have, and then is much that you can say to make hers ass backs up.

-rodman

― rodman, Saturday, March 8, 2008 3:38 PM

rodman a++++++++++

showed my friend that pic and he sent me this one of his uncle and cousin

http://i44.tinypic.com/29yox1u.jpg

Ronan's getting mixed up in some heavy shit

never found out who took the picture of Dr. & Mrs. Puzzlebags (fake name) but I did find out it was framed and hanging in his office for a while. No idea how it ended up on the internet. Wife's friend found it on break.com and sent it to her for a casual lark all oblivious-like and she was like wtfff it's Dr. Puzzlebags!

http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2054/30/44/543920837/n543920837_1448068_2773.jpg

<3

oh my fucking god

not sure if this is new or not...

gah this is not working at all, apologies

what is fucking lol is that cutty went out on a date with my roommate. and i had nothing to do with it. at all.

^^^ too meta? (tom?) (cutty?)

LOL

;)

hahaha

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jWNhyMUpjSE/SXSh6QbjBtI/AAAAAAAACaU/TShsuDlkfG4/s1600-h/amywinehouse.jpg

# 100 Best Poultry References in Song [last updated 0 seconds ago by xhuxk on I Love Music] 1 new answer

hahahahaa

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/517YQ1K0CPL._SS500_.jpg

are you going to post that on every thread?

was thinkin about it.

LOL

giants fan more like GIANT FAN am i right

sameoldmike (7 minutes ago) Show Hide
sports keep the proletariat ignorant

hahahha

holy shit that gets really good at the end

i know, right? the yelling at the end was like actually shocking at first.

special thanks to cankles, btw

giant fanny

Add nike tshirt "SHUT THE FUCK UP MOTHERFUCKER" guy to the wkiw list.

^

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Paterson's a really sharp dude

― the higgs bosun (gabbneb), Thursday, December 18, 2008 5:43 PM

did you drop the phone because that sentence was so OTM?

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, January 25, 2009 10:50 PM (32 minutes ago)

sorry dog but you're an idiot.

― ian, Sunday, January 25, 2009 5:25 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

JULIA LOUIS-DREYFUS barefoot in sauna

foothombre
Elaine wriggles her toes and shows off her yummy soles.
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Look at the ankle on that!
lol

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omg i so love her, her feet are so perfect....

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I wonder what size she wears. 7 or 8 (5 would be a freaking dream!) She has a nice size, lovely arc and perfect toes. I always hated that she wore big wide shoes in early seasons.

ya that was the worst

http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=40.458262,-80.007505&spn=0.008588,0.01693&t=h&z=16&iwloc=addr&layer=c&cbll=40.457662,-80.007541&panoid=KD0g-IcPQW09qFcP2RU2kg&cbp=12,310.45443546675455,,1,10.375837805207798

this is what the aliens will assume we do for fun when they filter the postwar wreckage of the google servers.

lol!

google van drivers must have high-fived after finding that

never mind, its a 'shop:

http://www.redorbit.com/news/technology/1600600/artists_create_scenes_for_google_maps_users/index.html

"We were interested in interjecting something staged, something fictional, into Street View and playing with - and subtly questioning - the notion of reality in something that we perceive as a factual representation of our world," said Kinsley.

people who say things like this drive me nutz sometimes

ok this one

keep on rotating until you get to the chicken

http://maps.google.com/maps?t=h&layer=c&cbll=40.45731,-80.009332&panoid=DRMMxDPqX7E0v1VMoeB0Wg&cbp=12,245.0202577499017,,1,8.657693982985263&ie=UTF8&ll=40.457332,-80.009222&spn=0,359.980688&z=16

well there's that AND the dude wearing the thing over his head

he's just prelude

very strange things happening all the way down sampsonia way

a couple of images removed as well

awww i thought they were real nerds not art-nerds :(

^ damn. i didn't read that article till just now.

thats fuckin stupid

Raven's "On and On"...

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=lh8XGJsHZC4

― A. Begrand, Wednesday, January 28, 2009 12:43 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

that's so raven

― BAROQUE AS A JOKE! (PappaWheelie V), Wednesday, January 28, 2009 12:46 AM (10 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

you just freaked out our director of SNOOZE

a pop culture reference, how droll

http://i38.tinypic.com/359y3k2.gif

if you were at a party and spoke of this video, i would walk away from you

pen trick did not disappoint

if you were at a party and spoke of this video, i would walk away from you

XD

Ass parade - Best ass site>ass parade

― assparade (unregistered), Tuesday, January 27, 2009 5:50 PM

http://i39.tinypic.com/2mg2jdd.jpg

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01249/china-milk_1249176i.jpg

^^^ disgusting savage imo

http://alt.coxnewsweb.com/shared-blogs/austin/austin/upload/2009/01/sign_hacker_broadcasts_zombie/zombie2.jpg

http://www.statesman.com/blogs/content/shared-gen/blogs/austin/austin/entries/2009/01/28/sign_hacker_broadcasts_zombie.html

Nazi Zombies!!

Is there a Godwin's rule of the undead?

nazi zombies fuck off

karaoke thing had me in tears of laughter

He speculated that the hacker could be a computer genius from UT.

fyi dude isnt really enunciating much sloppier than mariah on the o.g. touch my body

If there's a camel up a hill

!!

props over here

dying

I start laughing every time it gets to "...arts and crafts, I don't even know this shit...okay MAIL. Uh."

i cried at that video

you can put your hand under the brick, and it'll WORK

is this the shreds guy or just conceptual riffage?

why not? a chain. a fucking chain. you can put your hand under the brick and it will work.

there's a whole series but that is the best one i have seen

green and white technology...

green TO white technology...

fuckin' optimus prime can't tear this shit off

it comes out, look at that, fuckin brand new

IT'S AN EVERLASTING BOND

just saw this thread and i am takin it all in but let me be 500% real with this - tuomas - im inviting u to enjoy the flavour of my balls

― and what, Saturday, January 31, 2009 10:25 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

^_________________________^

lol!

"is this real life?"

oh btw he's just been to the dentist.

Is this gonna be forever?

saw this on o reilly factor tonight actually

lmao

hahaha

Have people seen this yet?

http://www.holladaddy.com/

"Message she sent me:
W@Z UP WIITH YOU??? II W@NT3D TO S@Y TH@T YOU LOOL3N S3XII @S H3LL... SO II H@D TO CUM BY @ND S@Y HII =}

My response:
sumthinz wrong wit yo A key on yo keyboard, u fukkin trickass bustah"

ban saudade

and holladaddy

it doesn't make you lol? :(

black dood humor: check
internets humor: check
sex with children humor: check
lols: ...

http://www.holladaddy.com/monster2.gif

I thought it was funny when he said ducks were sexier than regular birds.

there are def some funny things on there. especially the sex talk he has with chick that just keeps going and getting weirder and weirder, but overall it's just kinda lame lolblackpeople

Yeah, I was kinda conflicted about that part too. Oh well, a lot of humor is morally ambiguous.

:)

that guy was later convicted on molestation charges

that guy is so subpar compared to

http://i42.tinypic.com/169hqaa.gif

that gif is a guaranteed instant internet classic that will soon be making the rounds with "BANNED" or "FLAME WAR" or some such.

it's america encapsulated and looped

"david after dentist" is my favorite thing in the world

i have watched that like 30 times already

A clear statement about mod actions on 77

good work everyone!

he looked scared : (

(xxp)

http://www.thailandpages.com/customer/steel/Pornprom/Pornprom1.gif

Metal Porn Prom: Under the Sea

http://www.todaysbigthing.com/2009/02/02

i fucking hated diablo back in the day.
― goole, Wednesday, July 16, 2008 8:28 PM (6 months ago)

wtf Diablo was TEH SHIT
That was my JAM
― HI DERE, Wednesday, July 16, 2008 8:30 PM (6 months ago)

god so boring.
shoot another arrow at a room full of monsters why don't you.
― goole, Wednesday, July 16, 2008 8:33 PM (6 months ago)

THANKS I WILL
― HI DERE, Wednesday, July 16, 2008 8:35 PM (6 months ago)

HI DERE otm btw -- where is that thread

http://www.orangeglitter.com/ontd/baleout.gif

deej: Shit done passed me by.

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2009/02/0205_diddy_wi.jpg

haha "How'd that get there?"

def. sign of the recession

INDIGNATION!

lol

Breaking News: Mistah Fab In Good Condition After Major Car Accident Last Night Outside LA!! Car Flipped 3 Times... Shit Is Crazy!!
about 4 hours ago from web

DRIVING TO L.A
about 12 hours ago from mobile web

haha mistah fab has twitter??

that reminds me of that pittsburgh chick was was walking around the bad side of pittsburgh before someone carved a b in her face

hahaha

v. hard to ghostride during a rollover

that diddy pic is amazing

it's my desktop wall paper right now

It's all about the benjamins... what?

could almost be a poll

2:47 hawaiian punch vs. 1:40 planters nuts

wow

planters nuts dude has flow

ha thats an old classic -- my fav was always "you better buy my brand, its ha-waiian punch!"

ortega dude is dope

You're like my straight man. and I'm the guy looking down his wayfarer sunglasses with his thumbs up in a sassy way. awesome, man!

― burt_stanton, Tuesday, February 10, 2009 3:58 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

burt never stop

― i wish life was like freaky-deaky bjork video (rent), Tuesday, February 10, 2009 4:01 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3365/3270549105_6449ba1758.jpg

^ 10 things Noel & Liam Gallagher love/hate

Konfounded's Kultural Korner

http://www.joeydevilla.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/fractal-busey.gif

XD

http://www.ubu.com/film/plu_electronic.html

People Like Us - Discovering Electronic Music

^^^ the ESTEBAN satanic computing in that is from here

http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/photo/49/6857/No-Thanks-Ill-Get-Quarter-Pounder-Instead_500x500.jpg

misread as "come try 2 in the anus"

omg that would be obscene

the fact that it doesn't say "try 2 come in the anus" is an indication that todays breed of up all night drunk and high 17 year olds have lost their way

Somewhere in prison, thugs are salivating at the thought of widening Brown's asshole....

― Eater of Mexicans (Bo Jackson Overdrive), Friday, February 20, 2009 11:31 AM (51 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Interesting point, Bo Jackson o_Overdrive.

― some dude, Friday, February 20, 2009 11:32 AM (50 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

im pronouncing that in my head like the dog who says "cooOOkie crisps"

Dom has already pointed out the possibly unintentional visual relevance of o_O with regards Bo's post

the fact that it doesn't say "try 2 come in the anus" is an indication that todays breed of up all night drunk and high 17 year olds have lost their way

― vaginary & western (jjjusten), Friday, February 20, 2009 11:42 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i'm willing to bet it's probably even a shop

loool xp

hahaha

probably shouldn't be that funny; i just imagine busey doing that all the time around the house

Memorable quotes for
Bulletproof (1988) More at IMDbPro »

Sharkey: What the fuck is this?
Frank McBain: Your worst nightmare, Butt-horn!

i so badly want 2 agree w/this cuz 99% of the time it is true, but tbh u r wrong and deserve to be shot in the face on the white house lawn

― temple of butts (cankles), Monday, February 23, 2009 5:03 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

lol, what thread?

red sox one on ilb

ah, makes sense; I never venture out that way

GENIUS

ATTN RETARDS

that Billy Mays thing is 100x funnier if you work at an As Seen On TV store

do you?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/sexymollusk/maysbitch.jpg

interesting.

http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/4782/n317103243125218280941.jpg

This is a video response to Your worst nightmare, butt-horn

omg i can't take it anymore

hoooly shit

someone please tell me this is available on xbox netflix

http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/52/75/da659330dca0057a36682010._AA240_.L.jpg

bulletproof used to be on late night tv here all the time... seriously the fuckin best

mind explodes

*mind explodes*

*favorited*

good luck usa

butthonkadonk

When a top secret American supertank -- codename Thunderblast -- is hijacked by guerilla forces on the Mexican border, it's Frank "Bulletproof" McBain (Gary Busey) to the rescue in this gripping action thriller. Little does our hero know that he'll face an all-star terrorist team of Mexicans, Nicaraguans, Cubans, Libyans and Soviets. But his biggest foe may be Lt. Shepard (Darlanne Fluegel), leader of the ambushed squad … and McBain's old flame.

Is this where the Simpsons got McBain from?

THUNDERBLAST

all-star terrorist team

it's got to be where the Simpons McBain comes from, at least in part

butthonkadonk

― Bonobos in Paneradise (Hurting 2), Wednesday, February 25, 2009 1:38 AM (2 hours ago) [IP: 38.98.88.22] Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Riddle me this: Does the movie Poor Cow exist in the world of The Limey?

― Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Wednesday, February 25, 2009 11:04 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

did you just say "riddle me this"?

― it's darn and ielle is hot (and what), Wednesday, February 25, 2009 11:07 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

can we have an 'I Love Being Fat' board

― я рилли (harbl), Tuesday, February 24, 2009 8:38 PM

we already have the cape

― poncho altamonte (jergins), Tuesday, February 24, 2009 8:39 PM

#1 McBain:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5115TWC30AL._SL500_AA240_.jpg

http://photos-a.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v2483/172/100/729292558/n729292558_2634120_2463.jpg

^^^ the world is a hell of a place

dude if you and I were born in 1999, we'd both totally be doing that shit right now.

A lot of people I know were doing shit like that but it wasn't available on video to everyone in the world.

i see jonathan lipnicki has not aged much

i think you must be the first person to mention that lil dude in like 5 years cutty

who doesnt personally know him

Off topic, but what the hell?

http://bp1.blogger.com/_jXkJHbMbKzs/SDOrso3SGCI/AAAAAAAAb8o/tWNd8hjzBTo/s1600-h/jonathan_lipnicki5.jpg

Looks like he forgot to drop his drawers before taking a shit.

are u talkin about jesus

how is lipnicki off topic?

My picture's not showing up after the What the hell? post.

It's an adult jon lipnicki squatting down in cowboy clothes.

very much on topic

very much hot topic

Phew. Just didn't want to turn LOL thread into Lipnicki boner thread.

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2007/10/1008_jon_lipnicki_wi_launch.jpg

do not want

LIPNICKI: THE MAN, THE MYTH

i saw lipnicki at starbucks a couple of weeks ago

did you tussle his fauxhawk

Ask him how much his head weighed.

iirc his head was shaved. i think he was accompanying his agent on a coffee run.

was he all growed up

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2008/07/0715all_growed_up_getty.jpg

he was growed up, but not all growed up to my level

i forgot he even existed until now

http://www.jonathanlipnicki.com/coming-soon.jpg
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http://www.jonathanlipnicki.com/coming-soon.jpg

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sandlols

whoah, what band is that?

idk but they SHOULD be called the Sandlols

The Dangerous Summer

dangerous (too much flesh in too tight pants)
summer (sandlols)

Personal life

Lipnicki is known for his contributions to charity, having appeared and/or spoken at events for the Breast Cancer Research Foundation, Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation, Starlight Children's Foundation and NBA's Read to Achieve. He is also the international spokesperson for Pediatric Chiropractic and Kids Day American/International. He was named one of "the heroes of 2001" by JDRF for his involvement. Lipnicki, who has four dogs, is also involved in animal's rights groups, including Pets & Their Stars and the Nuts for Mutts. He has been quoted to say "Jerry Maguire was only the beginning of the firestorm"[4].

HUSTLER

re sandlols: the big one is the important one, i bet

hey dudes, not to get all save-a-chiropractor, but my brother's one and that shit has pretty much saved my poor postured always in front of the computer life

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3393/3311936159_1ff52314ed.jpg

the most illegal of defenses

old but i can't stop watching it

that looks like the kristen wiig hot air balloon skit

http://defamer.gawker.com/360670/virginia-horsens-hot-air-balloon-rides

looooooooooooooooooool eman

was that Gavin?

yes

ahhh i have watched who needs a movie too many times and it never fails lol
dangerous summer all look like they could be ex-bf's of sister's :((((((((

of my sister's sry

was that Gavin?

― dan selzer, Friday, February 27, 2009 3:43 PM (47 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yes

― cutty, Friday, February 27, 2009 3:48 PM (41 minutes ago) Bookmark

y'all are pals huh

no

but i am qualified to answer that question

What About Animation?

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These two teams don't have a leg to stand on when defending this behavior.

http://www.kontraband.com/videos/14239/D-n-B-Christian-Rave/

0/2 today, guys.

now off to complain about pics of food i dont want to eat and to post on ws09 that im not feeling any of the girls other dudes think are cute

http://djdocrok.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/oh-snap.jpg

OH SUGGEST BAN

http://i39.tinypic.com/34fdw74.jpg

^^^ waaahahaha

p.s. http://lh6.ggpht.com/_EHZsoUS6SIA/SUwjZe-sgnI/AAAAAAAACb4/aZhNiNHq4Cs/s512/tele7.jpg

looooool foreshortening!!!!

looks more like eating shortening amirite

lolz. i was gonna say he looks like a face on a thumb

http://www.melodyrose.org/images/Thumb%20Face.jpg

and then i typed in thumb face to GIS and that pic came up!

http://i39.tinypic.com/34fdw74.jpg

it's like some bizarro-world pixies

hahaha

http://www.lifelounge.com//resources/IMGBLOG/b5f6abfc-4d54-47eb-8cee-8a0747a772ca.jpg

http://www.dreeyoreshospital.net/sitebuilder/images/teddycloseup1-298x329.jpg

http://www.zachleat.com/2.0/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/weebles.jpg

thumbhead is truly lol

it's like some bizarro-world pixies

― only the beginning of the firestorm (latebloomer), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 04:59 (10 hours ago)

http://rockpaparazzi.blogspot.com/2009/01/pixies.html

My dog will occasionally do that as well, but not run into walls.
Yet.

from the The bloke that looks like a thumb appreciation society.

"I actualli think that this is wrong ... does n e one actuallii now him ?? he mite have a disability .. he is part of sum ones family ... jus sit bk and hink if this was ur child wud u appreciatte this group .. i thought so .. people r too quick to judge people in this world ...
he has a disability jus like downs syndrome so i fink this shud be removed !"

"THANKS FOR ALL YOUR SUPPORT YOU TRUE THUMBITES AND A BIG THUMBS UP TO YOU ALL!! "

he's def british

Contact Info

Email: thethumb @ hotmail.com
Office: Thumb House, Washington
Location: Thumb Lane

he he

This is not hilarious, this dog got crisis, he can die of this. I m not jocking

http://stevenphibbs.com/post/83223548/filed-under-why-the-news-shouldnt-get-images-via

it took me a minute.

http://blog.wired.com/defense/images/2009/03/03/img119461024_std.jpg

omg

i can't BREATHE because of that mask video -- what the shit!

best thread ever. rip. never forget

How does the listeners of Balearic/Space Disco look like?

I never even got my point across that to most people these guys are all Ibiza douche-bags.

"they live with your mom"

great line, dan

Thursday, March 5, 2009 12:26 PM Site michael has been banned permanently.

whos this guy

― ice cr?m, Thursday, March 5, 2009 3:16 PM (18 minutes ago)

he called the board gay.

― He grew in Pussyville. Population: him. (call all destroyer), Thursday, March 5, 2009 3:16 PM

xp- the pic i posted on the balearic dudez thread was the result of a GIS for 'ibiza party bro'

http://i41.tinypic.com/wjfkg3.jpg

why did you do that

me or frank?

http://heim.etherweave.com/weblog/archives/twinpeaks-thumb.jpg

If you're ever in Brooklyn, do not ask someone to be frank with you.

only Ladies need be worried

"and then peaced"

I've seen that flyer before (on ILX somewhere I think) but never noticed how they felt the need to put in a little arrow from the picture to the name to make sure you know that's a picture of Frank

that comes around every once in a while

i love it

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v81/spazzydancecore/wat/doginadress.jpg

ha crutis started a thread on them but srsly brokencyde

oh my you just freaked out my director of LOLs

also featured in this appropriately titled thread: what genre is this atrocity?

lol

that horrible LazyTown song with the shouty out-of-tune verse ending won't leave my mind

http://i42.tinypic.com/14ul3eo.jpg

BROKENCYDE!!!!!!! holy shit man

I mean Brokencyde sucks and all but i really don't understand why late-20s internet dudes are painting them as some meme-worthy LOL event to mask the fact that they are uncomfortable with the fact that teenagers like different things than them. It's seriously like a 30 year old in 1996 being like "OMG REEL BIG FISH LOL ROFL" cio imo

it's not just this board, so don't think i'm dogpilin on anyone in particular.

naw that shit is really lolworthy imo

it's great challop bait too for folks who want to step up and say, "hey this is actually really good!"

i dunno it just seems more "inevitable" than "funny" to me.

i am in my early 20s and brokenside is a meme-worthy lol event

the fact that they are sexy dancing on pristine suburban streets in front of their parents SUV and assorted mcmansions doesn't strike you as remotely funny in a lol incongruous way?

pretty sure even most teenagers think this shit is lol

imo loling at teenagers is a time-honored tradition for people in their 20s

yah srsly

i can accept that, i guess

also its sort of a tender lol, a loving chuckle, at the vagaries of youth, and how dumb we all were, when we were 16

eh, this sounds terrible AND we're getting older and more clueless; please pass the next meme down

brokencyde PO3: Freaxx, A Hofosho, Bree Bree

haha just saw this on facebook

[my 19 yr old cousin] was tagged in a photo.
Lets get freaky now lets get fuckin freaky now *piercing scream*32 photos

speaking of brokencyde

for fuck's sake whiney

my director of lols misses and what.