A new dawn in terror- Brokencyde are surpassed by Attack Attack!'s "Stick Stickly" and the emergence of CRABCORE

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The horror, the horror:

(apologies if this has been posted before. apologies as well for posting it at all)

Jamie_ATP, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:52 (1 year ago) Permalink

been posted on the brokencyde thread, but hey

i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:53 (1 year ago) Permalink

brokencyde album comes out today!

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:54 (1 year ago) Permalink

we've even got attack attack animated gifs on brokencyde thread

what genre is this atrocity?

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:55 (1 year ago) Permalink

yeah these dudes are all over the fuckin place and look like they're talking a dump. this song is like 10 songs randomly pasted together.

but gotta say the sludgy breakdown at 1:15 is pretty boss.

Hæpte up out myn bedde, turn myn flagon (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:56 (1 year ago) Permalink

haha, I remember stick stickley

Hæpte up out myn bedde, turn myn flagon (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:00 (1 year ago) Permalink

ah shit. i did do a search. obviously did it wrong, sorry folks

Jamie_ATP, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:01 (1 year ago) Permalink

i don't hate this!

i like the dance action at the end.

scott seward, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:01 (1 year ago) Permalink

i actually prefer ADD-core to nu-metal, i think.

scott seward, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:03 (1 year ago) Permalink

Oh my god, the breakdown at 2:48 is so fucking hilariously bad and amazing.

Neotropical pygmy squirrel, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:04 (1 year ago) Permalink

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

Single of the year.

Kevin John Bozelka, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:08 (1 year ago) Permalink

hey if the US ever entered Eurovision...

snoball, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

am0n, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

am0n, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:14 (1 year ago) Permalink

this is still not as bad as Brokencyde. also the last 40 seconds are pricelessly hilarious.

Simon H., Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:16 (1 year ago) Permalink

wats crabcore

am0n, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:22 (1 year ago) Permalink

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:22 (1 year ago) Permalink

Crabcore HQ

bendy, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:26 (1 year ago) Permalink

i was hoping this got gifd!!

goole, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:27 (1 year ago) Permalink

joe's crab shack actually rules. the nashville one anyway.

Jamie_ATP, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:28 (1 year ago) Permalink

To be fair regarding all that running in place idiocy, it just reminds me of the bit in the MC5 documentary with the film clips of them doing synchronized high kicks on stage at the height of their White Pantheresque days.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:59 (1 year ago) Permalink

yeah they remind me of the mc5 too

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:00 (1 year ago) Permalink

this song has everything

nothing but 'neb (latebloomer), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:01 (1 year ago) Permalink

and nothing, it's pretty zen in a way

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:03 (1 year ago) Permalink

the sound of one band crabbing

Bitchtime Producto (M@tt He1ges0n), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:06 (1 year ago) Permalink

young screamo types in making music unpalatable to ILXors shockah

Achtung Blobby (Neil S), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:09 (1 year ago) Permalink

These guys have singlehandedly ruined headbanging.

Alex in NYC, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

it's more morris dancing than headbanging TBF

Achtung Blobby (Neil S), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:11 (1 year ago) Permalink

they've certainly ruined morris dancing for me

Achtung Blobby (Neil S), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:11 (1 year ago) Permalink

I'm definitely gonna feel weird the next time I crabdance

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

Ohmygod --- the choreography!!!!

Alex in NYC, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

NOW THEY HAVE RUINED CHOREOGRAPHY WHERE WILL THEY STOP

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:13 (1 year ago) Permalink

I can't imagine how anyone -- young or old -- wouldn't find this insanely silly.

Alex in NYC, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:26 (1 year ago) Permalink

why can't we return to the simple sanity of coheed and cambria

666 BESTIAL WALRUS 666 (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:33 (1 year ago) Permalink

btw this sounds exactly like every other screamo band that's around right now, nothing new to see here. search other awful bands as underoath, the devil wears prada, etc

Thanks, Casey Westcott Fleet Foxes (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

the devil wears chowda

Kerm, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:41 (1 year ago) Permalink

wait, underoath and the devil wears prada include hi-nrg synth moves in their songs too? maybe i should give those bands another chance.

scott seward, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:53 (1 year ago) Permalink

These guys sound nothing like Underoath (not that I'm mounting a defense of either, btw) and only a little like Devil Wears Prada. Actually I think these goofs make TDWP look like frickin' Coalesce by comparison.

the sideburns are album-specific (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:59 (1 year ago) Permalink

Is that a compliment?

Alex in NYC, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 17:00 (1 year ago) Permalink

I was thinking this song had everything too, but now I realize it doesn't have any rapping. FROWNY EMOTICON.

bendy, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 17:05 (1 year ago) Permalink

Its a backhanded compliment to The Devil Wears Prada for not sucking THIS bad.

the sideburns are album-specific (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 17:06 (1 year ago) Permalink

this song is the bomb

autogucci cru (deej), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 18:15 (1 year ago) Permalink

but is it the bomb-diggity

am0n, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 18:46 (1 year ago) Permalink

yes

autogucci cru (deej), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 18:50 (1 year ago) Permalink

musically the first minute isn't so bad, overused autotune effect aside.

the eurodance breakdown at the end is hilarious

abanana, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 19:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

Can I simultaneously proclaim it awesome, and never really watch it again?

THESE ARE MY FEELINGS! FEEL MY FEELINGS! (I eat cannibals), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 19:25 (1 year ago) Permalink

haha my feelings exactly

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 19:37 (1 year ago) Permalink

Yes, it needs rapping.

Posting this from my abandoned house wearing my black v-neck shirt

admrl, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 20:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

I like how the girl in the white dress is covering her ears!

admrl, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 20:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

It took 20 years to get from Black Sabbath to Winger. c.f. Grindcore

Eddie Cantor Supression Ring (bendy), Saturday, 10 October 2009 01:06 (10 months ago) Permalink

well done guys but you have get your crabstance lower to the ground

鬼の手 (Edward III), Saturday, 10 October 2009 01:22 (10 months ago) Permalink

also find a better looking field to jump around in

鬼の手 (Edward III), Saturday, 10 October 2009 01:23 (10 months ago) Permalink

Nine year old daughter: "This is bad, isn't it? ...It's Disney Channel, then it gets ugly. Why do they do that?"

Eddie Cantor Supression Ring (bendy), Saturday, 10 October 2009 05:24 (10 months ago) Permalink

o man how did i miss this shit LOOOOOOOOOOOOL :D :D :D

ice cr?m, Saturday, 10 October 2009 06:15 (10 months ago) Permalink

holy fuck alive they're from ST CLOUD!

goole, Saturday, 10 October 2009 06:21 (10 months ago) Permalink

michelle bachmann territory fwiw

goole, Saturday, 10 October 2009 06:22 (10 months ago) Permalink

Nine year old daughter: "This is bad, isn't it? ...It's Disney Channel, then it gets ugly. Why do they do that?"

― Eddie Cantor Supression Ring (bendy), Saturday, October 10, 2009 1:24 AM

lololo

¯ ϖ ¯ (Dr. Phil), Saturday, 10 October 2009 06:33 (10 months ago) Permalink

ice cr?m some more stuff here u might like what genre is this atrocity?

¯ ϖ ¯ (Dr. Phil), Saturday, 10 October 2009 06:38 (10 months ago) Permalink

¯ ϖ ¯ (Dr. Phil), Saturday, 10 October 2009 06:40 (10 months ago) Permalink

oh cmon this is a piss take right?

butt sound insanity (gbx), Saturday, 10 October 2009 14:48 (10 months ago) Permalink

saw a kid wearing an Attack Attack! shirt yesterday

sunn o))) successor (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, 10 October 2009 14:52 (10 months ago) Permalink

ice cr?m some more stuff here u might like what genre is this atrocity?

― ¯ ϖ ¯ (Dr. Phil), Saturday, October 10, 2009 2:38 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

haa thx doggie - i was aware of brokencyde - i just didnt know they were part of a MOVEMENT - unbelievable

ice cr?m, Saturday, 10 October 2009 15:23 (10 months ago) Permalink

orig video is gone!!

goole, Saturday, 10 October 2009 15:29 (10 months ago) Permalink

http://www.youtube.com/v/wr0-9MHYTuQ&fs=1&hl=en

goole, Saturday, 10 October 2009 15:30 (10 months ago) Permalink

oh thank god

http://www.youtube.com/v/wr0-9MHYTuQ&fs=1&hl=en

whew, scared for a minute

still, some choice moments in the one above

goole, Saturday, 10 October 2009 15:32 (10 months ago) Permalink

i never said that this would be easy

ice cr?m, Saturday, 10 October 2009 15:44 (10 months ago) Permalink

damn full screen

sunn o))) successor (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, 10 October 2009 15:45 (10 months ago) Permalink

brokeNCYDE are playing here next week. steve shasta and i might go

jaxon, Saturday, 10 October 2009 17:03 (10 months ago) Permalink

do it

butt sound insanity (gbx), Saturday, 10 October 2009 17:05 (10 months ago) Permalink

saw a kid wearing an Attack Attack! shirt yesterday

i saw one kid with an Attack Attack t-shirt a couple months ago come into my store.

i've also seen brokencyde shirts too. :-/

passive aggressive tea wisdom (latebloomer), Sunday, 11 October 2009 21:08 (10 months ago) Permalink

I saw a gent wearing an Attack Attack shirt on University Place about a week back. That said, that clip by For All Those Sleeping makes Attack Attack seem pretty respectable by comparison. Which is terrifying.

Alex in NYC, Monday, 12 October 2009 00:44 (10 months ago) Permalink

man, that is one sorry breakdown in the for all those sleeping vid.

( - _ - ); (Alan N), Wednesday, 14 October 2009 14:45 (10 months ago) Permalink

a new dawn in terror indeed

black lightning light (herb albert), Wednesday, 14 October 2009 16:02 (10 months ago) Permalink

I think I passed a hot topic window display decked out with for all those sleeping merch the other day

not sure cuz I walked by fast and was afraid to look back

鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 14 October 2009 16:12 (10 months ago) Permalink

attack attack is playing here soon

am0n, Wednesday, 14 October 2009 16:19 (10 months ago) Permalink

should go there with a bag of steamed crabs to throw at them while they're playing

am0n, Wednesday, 14 October 2009 16:21 (10 months ago) Permalink

Family Force 5

new crabcore...possibly xian

headroom (max) (M@tt He1ges0n), Friday, 16 October 2009 23:15 (10 months ago) Permalink

isn't this the new Weird Al cover??

les rallizes gay nudes (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 16 October 2009 23:16 (10 months ago) Permalink

attack attack is playing here soon

― am0n, Wednesday, October 14, 2009 12:19 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

should go there with a bag of steamed crabs to throw at them while they're playing

― am0n, Wednesday, October 14, 2009 12:21 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

haha i may have to break my self-imposed concert exile to review that show

australia.baby.train.escape (some dude), Friday, 16 October 2009 23:27 (10 months ago) Permalink

why aren't you going to shows anymore?

headroom (max) (M@tt He1ges0n), Friday, 16 October 2009 23:39 (10 months ago) Permalink

Pretty natural evolution of Andrew WK, Blood Brothers and MCR. Vote youth.

cee-oh-tee-tee, Friday, 16 October 2009 23:49 (10 months ago) Permalink

you forgot t-pain

no hongro (J0rdan S.), Friday, 16 October 2009 23:50 (10 months ago) Permalink

just been staying home w/ the baby, M@tt (or more truthtully, using the baby as an occasion to take a break because i was totally burnt out on reviewing shows twice a week)

australia.baby.train.escape (some dude), Saturday, 17 October 2009 01:18 (10 months ago) Permalink

haha i may have to break my self-imposed concert exile to review that show

― australia.baby.train.escape (some dude), Friday, October 16, 2009 7:27 PM

5 bux sez you end up liking them despite yourself

am0n, Saturday, 17 October 2009 02:28 (10 months ago) Permalink

I want a gif of that keytar player

adamj, Saturday, 17 October 2009 02:38 (10 months ago) Permalink

that's not a really risky bet, lotsa stupid shit i wouldn't ever buy a record of makes for a fun live show

australia.baby.train.escape (some dude), Saturday, 17 October 2009 03:44 (10 months ago) Permalink

Incongruous inclusion of a fish slice on that cover above.

Neil S, Saturday, 17 October 2009 09:01 (10 months ago) Permalink

Funny thing about the christian themes.

You never said that this would be easy,
So go on live,
You never said that this would be easy,
So go on live.

WOOOOOO!

This is the best part of the message,
And it only took one.

We live for what He's worth,
And that's more than you'll know.
He died for what He loved,
And what he loved was you.

I'll wait for you,
You know I'll wait for you,
I'll wait for you,
You know I'll wait for you.

You never said that this would be easy,
So go on live,
You never said that this would be easy,
So go on live.

Bow your head,
Go on live.

This is the time to let yourself go,
Lord pick me off the ground,
You never said this would be simple,
So pull me in and turn around.

Captain Ahab, Sunday, 18 October 2009 10:19 (10 months ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

dudes, e40 in the new brokencyde vid o_O

jaxon, Saturday, 19 December 2009 20:36 (8 months ago) Permalink

not really new dude

鬼の手 (Edward III), Saturday, 19 December 2009 23:45 (8 months ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

RIP

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 06:34 (5 months ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

I still love this song.

Captain Ahab, Thursday, 6 May 2010 23:07 (3 months ago) Permalink

you can buy this for Rock Band now

abanana, Friday, 7 May 2010 12:57 (3 months ago) Permalink

Results 1 - 10 of about 2,810 for crabcore. (0.10 seconds)

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, June 23, 2009 3:42 PM (10 months ago)

Now:

About 31,000 results (0.20 seconds)

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Sunday, 9 May 2010 03:28 (3 months ago) Permalink

4 weeks pass...

they're baaaack. Crabbin in the 1-0

shugazi (herb albert), Monday, 7 June 2010 16:30 (2 months ago) Permalink

Attack Attack! - Attack Attack!

1. "Sexual Man Chocolate"
2. "Renob, Nevada"
3. "I Swear I'll Change"
4. "Shut Your Mouth" (featuring McSwagger)
5. "A for Andrew"
6. "Smokahontas"
7. "AC-130"
8. "Fumbles O'Brian"
9. "Turbo Swag"
10. "Lonely" (featuring Jason Cameron of Bury Tomorrow)

shugazi (herb albert), Monday, 7 June 2010 16:34 (2 months ago) Permalink

i be like... ham (crüt), Monday, 7 June 2010 16:38 (2 months ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

I think these are doing it a lil smarter

hold me, thrill me, kiss me, lil b (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 26 August 2010 17:26 (1 week ago) Permalink

Guettacore!!!!!

hold me, thrill me, kiss me, lil b (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 26 August 2010 17:27 (1 week ago) Permalink


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