https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/376355_10151029182077859_2100976538_n.jpg
― scott seward, Thursday, 12 July 2012 14:06 (eleven years ago) link
Get a job, hippie!
The New Guilted Age
― scott seward, Thursday, 12 July 2012 14:07 (eleven years ago) link
'independent' is doing a lot of unneccessary work in that blurb, for one thing
― if you are a false nine don't entry (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 12 July 2012 14:10 (eleven years ago) link
you're not a jerk; this is annoying and even though art is work, imo any real artist would be a bit embarrassed to have their life/work/art talked about like this on a poster that seems to speak for all artists. work is work and sometimes it's passionate and sometimes it's art.
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 12 July 2012 14:13 (eleven years ago) link
i feel like such a crank cuz people share that all over the place on facebook and the responses to it are always OH GOD YES A THOUSAND TIMES I CAN'T LIKE THIS ENOUGH POWER TO THE PEOPLE and i'm always tempted to post something really mean but i don't cuz i'm not THAT big of a jerk.
― scott seward, Thursday, 12 July 2012 14:13 (eleven years ago) link
it's REALLY narcissistic and kinda weird to think that people buy art in order to suck up the "passion" of the artist like a vampire. people like art so they can form their own meanings/interpretations/relationships to it.
― ryan, Thursday, 12 July 2012 14:14 (eleven years ago) link
"my SOUL is in this, that's why it's valuable"-- you keep it then!
also this boils down to: gimme money so i can continue to be all about my passions and inner life.
― ryan, Thursday, 12 July 2012 14:15 (eleven years ago) link
yeah i don't really want most people's souls!
― scott seward, Thursday, 12 July 2012 14:16 (eleven years ago) link
yeah i think it reminds me of the kickstarter guilt-y thing.
work is work and sometimes it's passionate and sometimes it's art.
art is art and sometimes it's passionate and sometimes it's work.
― ledge, Thursday, 12 July 2012 14:16 (eleven years ago) link
like we must support as many people as possible to do art? can't support everyone. then i start to feel bad for people who are like...starving to death in the world.
― scott seward, Thursday, 12 July 2012 14:17 (eleven years ago) link
just what i always wanted thousands of hours of failure
― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 July 2012 14:17 (eleven years ago) link
and maybe i'm just jealous cuz i have had to work full-time since i was 19? i could never afford to "do art" all day. and i'm a well-respected fictional character! i would love an art holiday. i do what i can with the time that i have. but that is my problem and not soul-giving artist's problem.
― scott seward, Thursday, 12 July 2012 14:19 (eleven years ago) link
yeah that thousandth failure might actually be a clue...time to rethink the art thing.
hahaaa
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 12 July 2012 14:20 (eleven years ago) link
You are buying hundreds of hours of experimentation and thousands of failures.
I do not want to buy the experimentation or failures. I just want to buy this particular piece of art.
You are buying days, weeks, months, years of frustration and moments of pure joy.
I'm certainly not getting days, weeks, and months from this purchase, and if I were able to buy additional time I wouldn't want to buy time that includes frustration. Just the high octane serenity time.
You are buying nights of worry about paying the rent, having enough money to eat, having enough money to feecd the children, the birds, the dog.
Do not want.
You aren't just buying a thing, you are buying a piece of heart,
Gross.
― Mordy, Thursday, 12 July 2012 14:20 (eleven years ago) link
"you are buying that artist more time to do something they are truly passionate about" -- i.e., drink beer and smoke cigarettes!
― something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 12 July 2012 14:21 (eleven years ago) link
http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/4/43647/1069518-fishing_heartpiece_large_super.jpg
― a hauntingly unemployed american (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 12 July 2012 14:22 (eleven years ago) link
you are buying... private moment in someones life, wondering is this even legal
― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 July 2012 14:23 (eleven years ago) link
so, let me ask: Non-indie musicians don't do any of this kind of work-prep?
― Mark G, Thursday, 12 July 2012 14:23 (eleven years ago) link
it's funny that you read that and then you buy like this weird blob-painting kinda thing or quirky sculpture. gimme the 9th symphony if it comes with all that sturm and drang.
― ryan, Thursday, 12 July 2012 14:24 (eleven years ago) link
Or is it "Independant Musicians need you to buy it even if it's not that good actually"
― Mark G, Thursday, 12 July 2012 14:25 (eleven years ago) link
oh man i wish someone would post this in my timeline, except itd prob be my aunt whos always putting up similar things re the sanctity of book and it wouldnt really be worth clowning her
― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 July 2012 14:25 (eleven years ago) link
KEEP FACEBOOK WEIRD
buy my meme
― Mordy, Thursday, 12 July 2012 14:26 (eleven years ago) link
yeah it's incredibly obnoxious and entitled but even I feel slightly guilty for saying that b/c it makes me some kind of soulless free marketeer
my friend is always posting shit like that about his excessively skilled but not all that listenable jazz-funk-experimental trio, and sometimes I just want to be like "Look, do you really think you'd be making a great living doing this in the days BEFORE mp3s?"
― Will Chave (Hurting 2), Thursday, 12 July 2012 14:27 (eleven years ago) link
as much as i'd love it if someone paid me my current salary to sit at home for a year and write fiction, i understand that the way the world works is that first you create the art on your own time and at your own expense, and then if you're lucky and people like it, maybe you'll get funded for the next project. if people don't like the current project, you don't get paid.
― Mordy, Thursday, 12 July 2012 14:30 (eleven years ago) link
i would never say this stuff on my facebook. too many innocent souls. i knew there was a reason i was still on ilx.
― scott seward, Thursday, 12 July 2012 14:31 (eleven years ago) link
"independent" and "local" are the last refuges of hacks, basically
― Will Chave (Hurting 2), Thursday, 12 July 2012 14:31 (eleven years ago) link
also when i read this i picture people selling their novels on the street. or laying a blanket down at the arts fair and putting their novels on it.
having said that, i would probably totally buy a novel off of someone on the street.
― scott seward, Thursday, 12 July 2012 14:33 (eleven years ago) link
yah was gonna say
― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 July 2012 14:33 (eleven years ago) link
a friend of mine in nyc is friends with a guy who sells his novels on the street. he used to be in advertising. or still is.
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 12 July 2012 14:33 (eleven years ago) link
stop messing around and put it on the blanket already
― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 July 2012 14:34 (eleven years ago) link
the thing i might dislike most about this poster is the bolding
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 12 July 2012 14:35 (eleven years ago) link
cool whiney jpg man... put yr wares on the blanket
― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 July 2012 14:35 (eleven years ago) link
oh he has a table
But aren't self-published ebooks the new novels on a blanket in the street?
― Queue de Cheval (White Chocolate Cheesecake), Thursday, 12 July 2012 14:35 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.facebook.com/RebekahTheArtist
― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 July 2012 14:36 (eleven years ago) link
it doesnt have to be a literal blanket or an actual novel but anyones whos posting these silly jpgs should stop fucking around and put their novel on the blanket
― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 July 2012 14:38 (eleven years ago) link
im starting an etsy competitor called the blanket, the hook is theres an actual blanket near a farmers market w/all the stuff on it
― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 July 2012 14:41 (eleven years ago) link
near a farmers market
A+
― cwkiii, Thursday, 12 July 2012 14:43 (eleven years ago) link
When you buy from MegaCorp, you're purchasing more than just life insurance. You're buying hundreds of hours of endless board meetings and administrative errors. You are buying days of multiple signature sign-offs, mind numbingly tedious health and safety audits. You are buying days, weeks, months of redundancy fears, family problems and very little joy. You aren't just buying a thing, you are buying a piece of people's livelihoods. More importantly, you are buying our workers more time to do something that they may not be passionate about, but are thankful for; something that makes all the fear and the doubt just about worth getting out of bed for every single mindnumbing day.
― Scary Move 4 (dog latin), Thursday, 12 July 2012 14:44 (eleven years ago) link
legit lol at Rebekah selling prints of that jpg
― if you are a false nine don't entry (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 12 July 2012 14:45 (eleven years ago) link
basically if you post any kind of jpeg with words on it on facebook i hate u
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Thursday, 12 July 2012 14:46 (eleven years ago) link
#1 on my FB feed this week:
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m695jg98c01r1z1beo1_500.jpg
― Odd Spice (Eazy), Thursday, 12 July 2012 14:49 (eleven years ago) link
can we just turn this into a thread of those dumb things
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Thursday, 12 July 2012 14:50 (eleven years ago) link
If I didn't have other stuff to do and ILX to distract me, I would make a Tumblr page with a million fake Kurt Vonnegut quotes, like "Know what? Bitches get stuff done. - Kurt Vonnegut."
http://theinterrobang.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/tumblr_lw7hsmVh9U1r2qaswo1_500.jpg
― Odd Spice (Eazy), Thursday, 12 July 2012 14:50 (eleven years ago) link
Even the "good" ones, the ones on the side of the angels, are still kind of STOP WITH THE JPGS ALREADY, EVERYONE'S WACKY AUNT. Like the one about how the poor in America view themselves as temporarily inconvenienced millionaires.
― how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Thursday, 12 July 2012 14:52 (eleven years ago) link
my personal least favorite is the Ira Glass "you're creative and have good taste sorry you can't do exactly what you want with your life" quote
― nicest bitch of poster (La Lechera), Thursday, 12 July 2012 14:54 (eleven years ago) link
The ones that are thinly-disguised guerilla marketing campaigns for far-right parties are the ones that go from objectionable to downright FUCK YOU. Especially when you get 28 people liking and going "LOL, so true" etc...
― Scary Move 4 (dog latin), Thursday, 12 July 2012 14:55 (eleven years ago) link
was the first one "ask not what your country " etc?
― Mark G, Thursday, 12 July 2012 14:57 (eleven years ago) link
my first thought was, whoever wrote that must be making some terrible art
then I googled rebekah joy plett and found out she should've wrote "you are buying hundreds of hours spent copying the work of mark ryden"
― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 12 July 2012 14:57 (eleven years ago) link
"real men head boop with kittens" number one on my facebook today.
― scott seward, Thursday, 12 July 2012 14:57 (eleven years ago) link
LOL some people are so fucking deluded about the amount of narcissism and inflated sense of self worth that drives people to be "artists"
― calum-y maybe (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 12 July 2012 14:58 (eleven years ago) link
I don't have that many Facebook friends to begin with and 2/3 of them are hidden but occasionally one of those wacky e-postcards with the "vintage" clip art slip through the cracks and I get a little IA.
Hate when I add someone and I find out almost immediately that they are WACKY AUNT and I lose a little respect for them. :)
― cwkiii, Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:00 (eleven years ago) link
― calum-y maybe (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, July 12, 2012 10:58 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
It's a strange business. They're all like that, it's just that a tiny minority of them are actually good enough to justify it. The whole system depends on this kind of narcissism. You can't really devote your life to making art if you don't have it.
― Will Chave (Hurting 2), Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:00 (eleven years ago) link
I know! You need to study and earn that narcissm, they don't understAND!!
― Mark G, Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:00 (eleven years ago) link
this is the one that drives me bananashttp://1.bp.blogspot.com/-scBgMUAS7fw/TzIsXjx6KQI/AAAAAAAAAbQ/FwPLL8i2-Y0/s1600/ira-glass-quote.jpg
― nicest bitch of poster (La Lechera), Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:01 (eleven years ago) link
ambitions! work! creativity! YOUR TASTE IS KILLER!
― nicest bitch of poster (La Lechera), Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:02 (eleven years ago) link
iow:
"Settle"
― Mark G, Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:02 (eleven years ago) link
i actually like that ira glass bit. maybe bc i'm one of those ppl who is always disappointed in their own creative work.
― Mordy, Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:02 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/2HWxB.jpg
via my aforementioned aunt, didnt realize until just now how ubiquitous this shit had become
― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:02 (eleven years ago) link
^^except that ira glass one is true xpost
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:03 (eleven years ago) link
Yes, but they had to 'design' the bookshelf instalation as well, didn't they?
― Mark G, Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:03 (eleven years ago) link
btw ira glass yr show is good and all but not really on the level where you need to be handing out advice on creativity and taste
― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:03 (eleven years ago) link
not to mention that it's clearly not enough bookshelves!
xp
― Will Chave (Hurting 2), Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:05 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/qchoz.jpg
― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:06 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/zI2Mv.jpg
aunt again
― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:07 (eleven years ago) link
Wait, your aunt posts Tesla quotes? Does she have a twitter where I can follow her? That sounds like a straight-up awesome aunt.
― Queue de Cheval (White Chocolate Cheesecake), Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:07 (eleven years ago) link
OK, I *always* knew that one. (xpost)
― Mark G, Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:08 (eleven years ago) link
ira glass advice is not bad imo but he's basically saying "practice makes perfect" in 200 words.
― ledge, Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:08 (eleven years ago) link
also what happened to just like, posting a quote in text
we should all start putting these quotes on FB except with lolcat images
― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:08 (eleven years ago) link
if only he had worked on his meme a little bit more, maybe his execution could've matched his ambition
― Mordy, Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:09 (eleven years ago) link
and yeah the worst thing about these are the wordiness, remember when quotes were pithy and succinct
― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:09 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/fZ9Ka.jpg
2 teslas from 2 diff dudes, neither from my aunt to be clear
― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:09 (eleven years ago) link
"never listen to your children cuz all they ever talk about is candy or magic the gathering" - scott seward
― scott seward, Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:09 (eleven years ago) link
"do a lot of work" is always good advice, unless your work sucks. even then, as long as you don't show it to anyone, who cares?
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:10 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/CTAO0.jpg
― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:10 (eleven years ago) link
my favorite dumb quote is "information wants to be free."
http://i.imgur.com/Iuope.jpg
guess who
― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:11 (eleven years ago) link
― lag∞n, Thursday, July 12, 2012 10:03 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark
exactlystop being so smug about your lofty creative ambitions and just do stuff. stfu about it. I guess I believe in suffering in silence.
i am a jerk.
― nicest bitch of poster (La Lechera), Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:11 (eleven years ago) link
my favorite picture person on facebook is an ilxor. pretty art pictures. i will forgive him the radiohead obsession cuz the rest of his pictures are always so pretty.
― scott seward, Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:11 (eleven years ago) link
"Information Wants To Be Free. Information also wants to be expensive.Information wants to be free because it has become so cheap to distribute, copy, and recombine—too cheap to meter. It wants to be expensive because it can be immeasurably valuable to the recipient. That tension will not go away. It leads to endless wrenching debate about price, copyright, ‘intellectual property,’ the moral rightness of casual distribution, because each round of new devices makes the tension worse, not better.
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:12 (eleven years ago) link
Well, it's like..
Alice wants to be a singer/songwriter when she's older. However she's convinced she can't produce anything good now as she's too young, inexperienced and with no life-experiences to draw on. I told her she doesn't *need* those, just a level of empathy, perhaps. Also, you have to produce the rub to get to producing the good.
Anyways, she's insistent she wants to audition for BGTalen' and I said "being a good singer ain't enough, you nee to write". So she did. and damn, she's good!
― Mark G, Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:12 (eleven years ago) link
that'll get lost amongst the jpegs, ok.
http://i.imgur.com/cQY33.jpg
― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:12 (eleven years ago) link
human beingsthe common potatobelly of a staranimals without cones
― nicest bitch of poster (La Lechera), Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:13 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/2pSDl.jpg
― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:14 (eleven years ago) link
stop being so smug about your lofty creative ambitions and just do stuff. stfu about it.
the original quote comes from some youtube clip where someone asks him how to break into the radio biz though. was he not supposed to answer the question?
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:15 (eleven years ago) link
Opinions about creativity, karma and struggle are so much more valid when they appear as macros on Facebook. #die
― higgs' besom (suzy), Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:16 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/9C7l7.jpg
this one comes via the lone ron paul type guy in my feed
― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:17 (eleven years ago) link
pictures with words on them...
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:17 (eleven years ago) link
neither a friend to pictures or to words
http://i.imgur.com/NslaN.jpg
same guy, now were really feeling the vibes
― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:18 (eleven years ago) link
i almost blocked him over that one but then i thought where will i get my libertarian macros from
i dunno, seems like it's possible to answer the question without fluffing/flattering the audience's KILLER taste and sense of self-importancebut like i said, i am a jerk who endorses suffering in silence through periods of personal failure
― nicest bitch of poster (La Lechera), Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:19 (eleven years ago) link
― scott seward, Thursday, July 12, 2012 11:11 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
haha I know whom you're talking about and you're OTM
― mississippi joan hart (crüt), Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:21 (eleven years ago) link
Now I am curious who he is?
― Queue de Cheval (White Chocolate Cheesecake), Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:22 (eleven years ago) link
im sure he was just trying to be nice and would not have chosen to have the quote shared via a macro if it was up to him re ira glass
― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:22 (eleven years ago) link
"use guns to give money to help poor and suffering people"
― mississippi joan hart (crüt), Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:22 (eleven years ago) link
ha i love in that asimov one how hes wearing a bolo tie, now thats democracy
― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:24 (eleven years ago) link
if you dont take joy in helping someone it is not valid helping
― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:25 (eleven years ago) link
can someone do some of these quotes with pictures of hitler? pleaaaaaaaaaase!
― scott seward, Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:26 (eleven years ago) link
upping the jerk ante here, i think all of these are stupid. if an ira glass quote turns your work around, i probably don't want to see it.
― Spectrum, Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:27 (eleven years ago) link
all the really haughty and divisive ones get me boiling. these especially...
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/23124020.jpg
― arby's, Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:27 (eleven years ago) link
"Information wants to be free"
http://www.heyvalera.com/photo/2009/03/090312Hitler.jpg
― scott seward, Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:28 (eleven years ago) link
http://memegenerator.net/Willy-Wonka/images/popular/week
seven pages! who is making these!
xp lol
― arby's, Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:29 (eleven years ago) link
http://f.cl.ly/items/270K2w0l0k2I1R1s1F3z/hitler.jpg
― max, Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:30 (eleven years ago) link
ha!
― scott seward, Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:30 (eleven years ago) link
oh man i just laughed hysterically out loud i'm glad there is nobody in my store.
i really wish i had the guts to post that on facebook. i'm too chicken.
― scott seward, Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:31 (eleven years ago) link
i can't stop laughing...
― scott seward, Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:32 (eleven years ago) link
whoowee i needed that i guess.
loll
― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:32 (eleven years ago) link
new rule: all quote macros should feature hitler
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:33 (eleven years ago) link
Particularly "A stranger is a friend I haven't met yet"
― Mark G, Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:33 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/igJu3.jpg
brand new one, i dont know what it says
― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:34 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.daimanuel.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/MooseDay_000.jpg
― Mark G, Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:36 (eleven years ago) link
"I worship Satan. I understand that you oppose and despise Him, but He is the bringer of Light; one of His Names, Lucifer, reflects this. He reigns in Hell where I will serve, and the Heaven you seek we scorn. Your bastard Nazarene we reject. Evohe Pan, Evohe Demeter, rise ruins of the temples in the dust! Nine out of ten won't repost...will YOU?"
― perry en concrète (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:36 (eleven years ago) link
haha
― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:36 (eleven years ago) link
excellent
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:37 (eleven years ago) link
would totally repost THAT. i'm not that chicken.
― scott seward, Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:38 (eleven years ago) link
xps: It basically says that the best friends are the ones that are there when we succeed and are happy for our triumphs, where as shitty friends only show up when we are in a bad place so they can comfort themselves with our misery. (paraphrase)
― Will Chave (Hurting 2), Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:39 (eleven years ago) link
which I guess is an interesting flip of the cliched advice that good friends are there when times are bad
and that people who only show up when you succeed aren't real friends, etc.
I mean really shouldn't good friends do both?
― Will Chave (Hurting 2), Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:40 (eleven years ago) link
Old school jpg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-4FZQtNxrDtA/Ti73eovWPWI/AAAAAAAAAHU/kGNWiHRchHk/s1600/bowl%2Bof%2Bcherries.jpg
― Odd Spice (Eazy), Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:40 (eleven years ago) link
+1000. Every eavesdropper on my FB feed is like "who is posting THAT?" It's Turangalila btw
― OPÓ (Ówen P.), Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:41 (eleven years ago) link
i love bombeck
― Mordy, Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:41 (eleven years ago) link
i think i've read all of her books, including that one
― Mordy, Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:42 (eleven years ago) link
i don't even understand thishttp://weknowmemes.com/2012/06/gunshots-are-like-the-cowbells-of-rap/
sry i'm on more of a crappy 4chan meme thing here but my feed has actually been pretty void of INSPIRATIONAL DOT JPG lately, thank god
― arby's, Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:42 (eleven years ago) link
wait my .jpg didn't work
http://dailypicksandflicks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/gunshots-are-like-the-cowbells-of-rap.jpg
?
― arby's, Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:43 (eleven years ago) link
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/inspirational_3.jpg
― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:43 (eleven years ago) link
OK, thanks Owen. I figured it was Turangalila (tho I wish he'd share those pics with twitter, hint hint if you are reading!)
― Queue de Cheval (White Chocolate Cheesecake), Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:43 (eleven years ago) link
hahahahahhaa EIII
― nicest bitch of poster (La Lechera), Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:45 (eleven years ago) link
I was surprised you didn't know who it was, WCC!
― OPÓ (Ówen P.), Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:46 (eleven years ago) link
The main reason I didn't know who it was, is, I do not have FB! There are only 3 ppl who routinely post beautiful photos of RH on ILX.
― Queue de Cheval (White Chocolate Cheesecake), Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:48 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/gh83l.gif
― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:50 (eleven years ago) link
hails hi hi!
― du. duplass. duplass mich. (goole), Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:51 (eleven years ago) link
OK, Satan moose just made me laugh so hard the analysts are looking at me funny. I just reposted it on twitter, let's see if it gets any bites.
― Queue de Cheval (White Chocolate Cheesecake), Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:52 (eleven years ago) link
http://cdn.indulgy.com/3A/hz/Yb/26740191506989120xO8xfFCwc.jpg
p much only one woman in my feed who posts this and shit like it. as well as pictures of broken pretzels she found that look like crosses. god, the worst.
― arby's, Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:56 (eleven years ago) link
she turned her cans into creams and her pants into plants
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:56 (eleven years ago) link
she turned her whats into cans?
― ledge, Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:57 (eleven years ago) link
"hey look these two nails i found in the drawer look like a cross! he is everywhere!"
"look at what i found sweeping this morning! god is all around us!"
― arby's, Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:57 (eleven years ago) link
she turned her cats into cans and her plants into ants
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:58 (eleven years ago) link
I love that type of posting, I didn't know I could achieve all my dreams simply by wanting to
― frogbs, Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:59 (eleven years ago) link
tbf, she had nice cans
― Will Chave (Hurting 2), Thursday, 12 July 2012 16:00 (eleven years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/02/TheSecretLogo.jpg/200px-TheSecretLogo.jpg
― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 July 2012 16:00 (eleven years ago) link
also my stepbro's constant reposting of anti-Christian image macros from like truefacts.info or whatever that say "the FABLE of Jesus Christ was an adapation of some Egyptian Sungod thing" and he'll post "Christians get SO MAD when I use logic on them, lol", like he's even interacted with a single Christian person in his life
― frogbs, Thursday, 12 July 2012 16:00 (eleven years ago) link
she turned her cans into cats...http://i.teddyhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/frisksies-giant-cat-canned__oPt.jpg
― arby's, Thursday, 12 July 2012 16:01 (eleven years ago) link
"Christians get SO MAD when I use logic on them, lol"
YES THIS IS THE WORST
also same thing but replace christians w/ republicans, "libtards" whatever
― arby's, Thursday, 12 July 2012 16:02 (eleven years ago) link
that's some fine googlin', arbys
― frogbs, Thursday, 12 July 2012 16:03 (eleven years ago) link
yeah he posts stuff like "My Dad is raging in the living room because I'm using logic on him, lol"
here's a data-true-fact.info for ya, your Dad bought you a new Mustang when you turned 16 and didn't kick you out at 18, and is currently battling skin cancer so stop bitching about the guy in public
― frogbs, Thursday, 12 July 2012 16:05 (eleven years ago) link
Also "I don't know why my sister has to talk so stupid to her baby. She sounds like a retard. If I had a kid, I would talk to him about important stuff, like politics"
(the baby is 4 months old)
― frogbs, Thursday, 12 July 2012 16:06 (eleven years ago) link
did I mention he's a bronie and has a 14-year old girlfriend that lives 1000 miles away and constantly shits on every Spotify post that's not metal
― frogbs, Thursday, 12 July 2012 16:07 (eleven years ago) link
I should encourage him to make an ILX account, right?
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/inspirational_4.jpg
― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 12 July 2012 16:07 (eleven years ago) link
If I had a kid, I would talk to him about important stuff, like politics
hahahaha
― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 July 2012 16:07 (eleven years ago) link
frog, are you friends with the internet
― du. duplass. duplass mich. (goole), Thursday, 12 July 2012 16:08 (eleven years ago) link
sounds like a fun dude to chill with
― hot sauce delivery device (mh), Thursday, 12 July 2012 16:08 (eleven years ago) link
Babies cry if you use logic on them.
― Mark G, Thursday, 12 July 2012 16:08 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/283647_263128547134488_1474575924_n.jpg
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Thursday, 12 July 2012 16:08 (eleven years ago) link
EIII is this thread's MVP for def
― if you are a false nine don't entry (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 12 July 2012 16:11 (eleven years ago) link
yea EIII is killing me
― arby's, Thursday, 12 July 2012 16:12 (eleven years ago) link
LMAO EDWARD
― carly rae (flopson), Thursday, 12 July 2012 16:12 (eleven years ago) link
don't encourage me I need to get shit done today
― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 12 July 2012 16:12 (eleven years ago) link
also my stepbro's constant reposting of anti-Christian image macros from like truefacts.info or whatever that say "the FABLE of Jesus Christ was an adapation of some Egyptian Sungod thing" and he'll post "Christians get SO MAD when I use logic on them, lol", like he's even interacted with a single Christian person in his life― frogbs, Thursday, 12 July 2012 17:00 (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― frogbs, Thursday, 12 July 2012 17:00 (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Yeah, I have a mate who posts pretty much nothing but pro-atheist stuff all over his wall, and it's just... Yeah dude, I get it, you're against Christianity and religion etc, but EVERY DAY? It's not like he's even exposed to religion on any sort of regular basis.
― Scary Move 4 (dog latin), Thursday, 12 July 2012 16:15 (eleven years ago) link
http://media-cache-ec6.pinterest.com/upload/196328864975715905_TUvI5WcE_c.jpg
― hot sauce delivery device (mh), Thursday, 12 July 2012 16:17 (eleven years ago) link
well if you can get him to talk, maybe. I bought some amazing wings from a local bar to my Dad and Stepmom after she broke her ankle. She tells him, "I just broke my ankle, so I'm going to have trouble getting around the house." His response: "okay". Then proceeds to eat all the skin off the wings and go back into his room to complain about Windows 7
― frogbs, Thursday, 12 July 2012 16:17 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah dude, I get it, you're against Christianity and religion etc, but EVERY DAY?
tbh that is how i often feel on ilx about a number of things
― Mordy, Thursday, 12 July 2012 16:17 (eleven years ago) link
feel like there is something deeply insidious about 'inspirational' cultural artifacts
― max, Thursday, 12 July 2012 16:17 (eleven years ago) link
can someone c&p this into a hitler macro
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 July 2012 16:18 (eleven years ago) link
ok one more
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/inspirational_5.jpg
― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 12 July 2012 16:20 (eleven years ago) link
OMG
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 July 2012 16:21 (eleven years ago) link
looooooooool EIII
― radical ferry (donna rouge), Thursday, 12 July 2012 16:21 (eleven years ago) link
i often drive by a church in Austin with a sign that says "Do Justice, Love Kindness" and kinda love getting that reminder.
― ryan, Thursday, 12 July 2012 16:30 (eleven years ago) link
that hitler one is amazing
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 12 July 2012 16:46 (eleven years ago) link
I prob posted on ilx about this lady whose house I walked into once and it was just filled with poster after poster of the word ART in all caps in different fonts
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 12 July 2012 16:47 (eleven years ago) link
Best thred.
Can we get some with famous senators and social activists quoting excerpts from the ~1987 Forced Exposure butthole surfers interview?
Everyone OTM about Turangalila, dude has KILLER taste in images.
― Lewis Apparition (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 12 July 2012 16:53 (eleven years ago) link
I am currently tolerating one (1) 9/11 truther in my FB feed and one (1) obama+hitler kill pelosi etc tard. Pretty much for documentary interest. They are both chock full of helpful jpgs.
― Lewis Apparition (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 12 July 2012 17:00 (eleven years ago) link
ah fuck I went to the page of the one person I know who posts this shit and the first post of this thread was at the top
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 12 July 2012 17:02 (eleven years ago) link
i would friend turangalila but i assume his name is not turangalila
― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 12 July 2012 17:03 (eleven years ago) link
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR_F81FUVO9pm9KTBeV9GtUQeLo9PT8WcWCOdKGdcptJbQrM1kz
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 12 July 2012 17:04 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.wopp.biz/images/7ad9802dd49a0cdf707cab0d4937e788.jpg
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 12 July 2012 17:05 (eleven years ago) link
turangalilia just posted one of my fave pictures. rad olde tyme girlz. luv.
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/168887_10151946806605647_218314458_n.jpg
― scott seward, Thursday, 12 July 2012 17:05 (eleven years ago) link
stuff like that. his pictures make me happier during the day. what more could you ask for in a facebook friend?
― scott seward, Thursday, 12 July 2012 17:06 (eleven years ago) link
DM Turangalila for his real name I guess? Worth it
― OPÓ (Ówen P.), Thursday, 12 July 2012 17:12 (eleven years ago) link
the ones i am hating the most these days on FB: mitt romney wants to cut this and this and this from the federal budget. DID YOU KNOW THAT HE IS REALLY RICH??????
zzzzzzzzzzzz.
actually if someone wants to quote that with a picture of a moose i would be all for it.
― scott seward, Thursday, 12 July 2012 17:14 (eleven years ago) link
Or friend me and Scott and then pick him out of the lineup of shared friends.
― Lewis Apparition (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 12 July 2012 17:15 (eleven years ago) link
xpost
I keep getting that "let's make drug tests mandatory for anyone who wants welfare!! Because we work and pay taxes and THEY ARE USING MY HARD EARNED TAX MONEY TO BUY DRUGS RAAAWR REPOST THIS"
― frogbs, Thursday, 12 July 2012 17:17 (eleven years ago) link
scott I started looking at yr friends list to try to guess who turangalila is and then I kinda creeped myself out so I stopped
― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 12 July 2012 17:17 (eleven years ago) link
The Case of the ILXOR with Excellent Taste
― Lewis Apparition (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 12 July 2012 17:18 (eleven years ago) link
i live in a facebook world where those people don't exist. maria has high school people on her facebook like that and i always ask her why why why??? but she likes fighting with them apparently.
x-post
― scott seward, Thursday, 12 July 2012 17:19 (eleven years ago) link
just send me a message doofus and i'll tell you who it is. he wouldn't mind. i don't think. he can always ignore you if you've had some sort of battlestar galactica fite in the past or something.
― scott seward, Thursday, 12 July 2012 17:20 (eleven years ago) link
or whatever people fite about here.
oh wait i can do the suggest a friend thing! right? now if i can only remember what your last name is...
― scott seward, Thursday, 12 July 2012 17:21 (eleven years ago) link
i have two michael whites on my facebook and they are officially one person now. i don't even try to remember which is which.
― scott seward, Thursday, 12 July 2012 17:23 (eleven years ago) link
dude I'm the only edward you know
I try to keep my ilx fb friends at around 10% of total friends, my raggettometer indicates I have a few openings
― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 12 July 2012 17:25 (eleven years ago) link
okay i did the suggest a friend thing edward.
― scott seward, Thursday, 12 July 2012 17:25 (eleven years ago) link
thx man
― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 12 July 2012 17:31 (eleven years ago) link
gonna go catch stendhal syndrome from turangalila's wall brb
― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 12 July 2012 17:37 (eleven years ago) link
pictures of broken pretzels she found that look like crosses. god, the worst.
you missed the ten thousand hours of her posting pictures of whole, unallusive pretzels, this is the apex of her craft
― blossom smulch (schlump), Thursday, 12 July 2012 17:54 (eleven years ago) link
i get ones like this a lot:
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/425552_254046144710985_1686028769_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/541501_363714820363248_1760869784_n.jpg
― for reasons of sass (the table is the table), Thursday, 12 July 2012 18:04 (eleven years ago) link
mostly from a few people. eh, i find them mildly annoying, but don't really care enough. at least there's no jesus shit or right-wingers in my feed.
― for reasons of sass (the table is the table), Thursday, 12 July 2012 18:05 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.jesusdiditall.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/pretzel-trinity.jpg
― OPÓ (Ówen P.), Thursday, 12 July 2012 18:08 (eleven years ago) link
googled Gordon Duff, led to http://www.veteranstoday.com/author/gordonduff/
spooks me a bit when insane NWO/Zionist/conspiracy sites look normal and don't have obvious signifiers of insanity
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 12 July 2012 18:11 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/c48.0.403.403/p403x403/599932_4342574605294_2103264359_n.jpg
― 誤訳侮辱, Thursday, 12 July 2012 18:25 (eleven years ago) link
JEBUS PRETZEL
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 12 July 2012 18:27 (eleven years ago) link
Our FatherWho art in snak-paksHallowed be thy crunch
― I see you, Pineapple Teef (DJP), Thursday, 12 July 2012 18:28 (eleven years ago) link
Chocolate covered pretzels: SATAN DEFEATS JEBUS
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 12 July 2012 18:29 (eleven years ago) link
lol djp
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 12 July 2012 18:30 (eleven years ago) link
Thy salty yumThy will be doneUp with cheese or with chocolateGive us this day our side of mustardAnd forgive us our beerfartsAs we forgive those who beerfart near usAnd lead us not into the bathroomBut deliver us from hurlingFor thy can be firmOr chewyOr whateverHowever we like itAmen
― I see you, Pineapple Teef (DJP), Thursday, 12 July 2012 18:34 (eleven years ago) link
(plz post that on a Hitler GIF)
― I see you, Pineapple Teef (DJP), Thursday, 12 July 2012 18:35 (eleven years ago) link
haaa
― OPÓ (Ówen P.), Thursday, 12 July 2012 18:41 (eleven years ago) link
http://i412.photobucket.com/albums/pp201/sharonjoy666/MercyfulCreedence.jpg
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 12 July 2012 18:43 (eleven years ago) link
Oh, wow, thanks for all the love, you guys! <3 You just made my day!
And Edward, I added you myself, through Scott's suggestion. Not creepy at all. :)
― Turangalila, Thursday, 12 July 2012 18:46 (eleven years ago) link
I get the feeling that a lot of these are created by people who feel like they're missing out from PostSecret, but don't have anything to say.
― Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 12 July 2012 19:30 (eleven years ago) link
(would also love to see Turangalila's wall too, but FB is saying that messages isn't available right now)
who are the ppl in that 'rad olde tyme girlz' pic, that is awesome.
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 12 July 2012 20:08 (eleven years ago) link
my god i've hidden so many ppl at this point.
― it's smdh time in America (will), Thursday, 12 July 2012 20:21 (eleven years ago) link
ya i hide people w/o a second thought
― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 July 2012 20:25 (eleven years ago) link
big into timeline curation over here
basically everything that comes up in my feed at this point are liberal-ish pubs and local bars/museums/community associations etc.
and cats that look like Ron Swanson.
― it's smdh time in America (will), Thursday, 12 July 2012 20:27 (eleven years ago) link
I hear you there. Then if you're wondering what someone is up to, you check on them. If not, no worries and no pictures of rainbows and platitudes
― hot sauce delivery device (mh), Thursday, 12 July 2012 20:27 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/403847_10100498160988365_493824486_n.jpg
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Thursday, 12 July 2012 20:32 (eleven years ago) link
o god ive seen that one a few times now
― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 July 2012 20:34 (eleven years ago) link
I got a lotta FEELINGS about this tbh because I used to work with people who now post a lot of inspirational stuff to their Facebook. They're still at the job I left 9 years ago. I know what that job pays, and I know there hasn't been a raise since I left unless it's a state-mandated cost of living raise. So while the aesthete/would-be intellectual in me objects strenuously to some of this shit and thinks, y'know, there's SO MUCH MORE to be gained by really getting your hands dirty thinking about the stuff that you're sort of settling for the skimmings of here, I think people sharing & posting these has multiple faces, and one of them is like the 5 O'Clock Funnies, which was something on KLOS in Los Angeles way back when. I'd finish up my workday, which sucked & which I sucked at, and get in the car. The traffic would suck. And KLOS would play 5 minutes of some dumb ass comedy routine, and it would really improve my mood, because there was lots to dislike about my life at the time. I know everybody's got crushing jobs but the tiresome Bible camp counselor in me wants to say "these people could be posting this stuff to say 'here's an oar I grabbed ahold of instead of just reaching for the vodka.'"
― perry en concrète (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 12 July 2012 20:35 (eleven years ago) link
http://jpegy.com/images/uploads/2012/06/female-role-models-pop-culture-vs-geek-culture.jpg
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Thursday, 12 July 2012 20:36 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/Qptd1.jpg
http://skepticfreethought.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/qxxH0.jpg
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Thursday, 12 July 2012 20:37 (eleven years ago) link
uh oh
― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 July 2012 20:39 (eleven years ago) link
hahaha
― hot sauce delivery device (mh), Thursday, 12 July 2012 20:41 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/3064_493128924049899_417114788_n.jpg
i just realized, this could basically be called the "friends who repost george takei" thread
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Thursday, 12 July 2012 20:47 (eleven years ago) link
fuckin george takei ruins my facebook feed
― max, Thursday, 12 July 2012 20:49 (eleven years ago) link
i still like it when he says, "ohhh myyyyy!"
― p.j.b. (pj), Thursday, 12 July 2012 20:50 (eleven years ago) link
otm xp
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 12 July 2012 20:51 (eleven years ago) link
i feel bad for people for being entry level at the internet when they share his stuff, then shortly after i feel bad for myself for being expert at the Internet
― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 July 2012 20:52 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.zdnet.com/blog/networking/internet-expert-on-google-facebook-is-toast/1309
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 July 2012 20:52 (eleven years ago) link
i posted about this on 77 but i have a good friend who every day is reposting stuff from "Sarcasm: because beating the hell out of people is illegal" and "I don't need anger management, I just need you to shut up" and similar such groups
he's a great guy otherwise but oy vey
― radical ferry (donna rouge), Thursday, 12 July 2012 20:53 (eleven years ago) link
guys facebook-is-toast fyi
― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 July 2012 20:55 (eleven years ago) link
omg s1ocki, you just killed me with the geek culture jpgs, I am dead
― I see you, Pineapple Teef (DJP), Thursday, 12 July 2012 20:55 (eleven years ago) link
george takei's image sharing is the bane of my existence
― hot sauce delivery device (mh), Thursday, 12 July 2012 20:57 (eleven years ago) link
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Thursday, 12 July 2012 20:59 (eleven years ago) link
"rebekah joy platt"
― (REAL NAME) (m coleman), Thursday, 12 July 2012 20:59 (eleven years ago) link
lol rjp
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Thursday, 12 July 2012 21:00 (eleven years ago) link
In general a lot of these "hilarious" memes would be funnier with an element or two removed
― frogbs, Thursday, 12 July 2012 21:03 (eleven years ago) link
like the image
― hot sauce delivery device (mh), Thursday, 12 July 2012 21:04 (eleven years ago) link
and the text
the meme
― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 July 2012 21:05 (eleven years ago) link
xp: and the barium
― I see you, Pineapple Teef (DJP), Thursday, 12 July 2012 21:05 (eleven years ago) link
http://i45.tinypic.com/3309vlt.jpg
late for the show, but I dug the idea of Image: dictator, Quote: audrey hepburn vibe that was going on upthread
― Cunga, Thursday, 12 July 2012 21:20 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.hqhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Human-race-justin.jpg
this image is pretty funny without the "they fucked up guy" (and not because lol Justin Bieber, it's just a funny image)
― frogbs, Thursday, 12 July 2012 21:22 (eleven years ago) link
yeah...that
thanks, hqhumor
― frogbs, Thursday, 12 July 2012 21:23 (eleven years ago) link
so funny
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Thursday, 12 July 2012 21:24 (eleven years ago) link
“Living is like tearing through a museum. Not until later do you really start absorbing what you saw, thinking about it, looking it up in a book, and remembering - because you can't take it in all at once.”
http://i47.tinypic.com/2vm7l9h.jpg
― Cunga, Thursday, 12 July 2012 21:29 (eleven years ago) link
Also, just saw the Ira Glass one pop up but now it's not attributed to him and it's a different font creation
― Cunga, Thursday, 12 July 2012 21:30 (eleven years ago) link
lol at slocki's addition
― Cunga, Thursday, 12 July 2012 21:34 (eleven years ago) link
this message just celebrated its fourth birthday, it's getting very cute
― perry en concrète (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 12 July 2012 21:34 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/389108_10150905581770493_912398541_n.jpg
― one dis leads to another (ian), Thursday, 12 July 2012 21:39 (eleven years ago) link
getting-very-cute
― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 July 2012 21:40 (eleven years ago) link
picture implies cleavage, but does not show it
~intellectual~
― hot sauce delivery device (mh), Thursday, 12 July 2012 21:40 (eleven years ago) link
people who complain abt how everyone is dumb are maybe the worst
― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 July 2012 21:41 (eleven years ago) link
(too informed to vote republican)
― one dis leads to another (ian), Thursday, 12 July 2012 21:41 (eleven years ago) link
we can no longer tolerate liberal bashing! be nice everyone!
― one dis leads to another (ian), Thursday, 12 July 2012 21:42 (eleven years ago) link
shut up you meanies!!!
I complain that everyone is dumb and I'm totally awesome
Right...? Guys? I'm awesome, aren't I?
― I see you, Pineapple Teef (DJP), Thursday, 12 July 2012 21:43 (eleven years ago) link
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/23374555.jpg
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 12 July 2012 21:44 (eleven years ago) link
aloh
― max, Thursday, 12 July 2012 21:45 (eleven years ago) link
this is just waiting for a quote:
http://i46.tinypic.com/oa67ab.jpg
― Cunga, Thursday, 12 July 2012 22:29 (eleven years ago) link
As a fictional character, I believe I'm my creator's finest achievement. He's now come around to the same view, though he took some persuading. Once - it happened in one of those fully-automated Formule 1 hotels in France, not long after my first post here on ILX - we stayed up all night, delirious with exhilaration, and I learned about the years of trial and error, self-doubt and manic, stubborn self-belief that preceded my creation.
Fidgeting nervously with the TV remote, my creator told me about all the failed Grampsies he'd cast aside like dummies, dybbuks or golems because they lacked the spark of life, the strength of character, the consistency of tone that I possess. "They're all in you, Grampsy," he said, fixing me with eyes that burned unsettlingly through bushy brows, like lasers at a Nietzschean discotheque. "They're the hidden skins of the onion. My perfect, perfect onion."
We made love for the first time that night - fiercely, passionately - and, afterwards, as we lay back smoking, the fumes of our Gitanes seemed to make the shape of two interlocking flamenco dancers up near the TV wall-mount bracket. As the stars swirled in the Provençal sky like the punctae in a child's join-the-dots diagram of eternity, my creator sang softly: "This world was never meant for one as beautiful as you".
"Vincent," he explained, his eyes limpid with tears of joy. "Don McLean."
― Grampsy, Friday, 13 July 2012 00:03 (eleven years ago) link
dummies, dybbuks or golems
not to nitpick, but one of these things does not belong
― Mordy, Friday, 13 July 2012 00:08 (eleven years ago) link
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Friday, 13 July 2012 00:19 (eleven years ago) link
― Mordy, Thursday, July 12, 2012 8:08 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yeah, 'golems' aren't possessed of human souls. smh
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Friday, 13 July 2012 01:46 (eleven years ago) link
i was gonna say dybbuks aren't made by man
but then i realized also it could've meant that 2 of the 3 were jewish. lots of good answers!
― Mordy, Friday, 13 July 2012 01:52 (eleven years ago) link
haha i was just playin
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Friday, 13 July 2012 01:57 (eleven years ago) link
lost my shit at hitler, recovered only in time to lose it at aero's satan worship, then again at satan moose
― i read like cookie monster eats (darraghmac), Friday, 13 July 2012 02:07 (eleven years ago) link
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSCpSV_9b66qGmjdHDA_fgcgr9x6mNQVXKkFjqSnGhIbqKubXCl3yf1Lr5yEQ
― omar little, Friday, 13 July 2012 02:09 (eleven years ago) link
there are an awful lot of them attached to pictures of john lennon, quotes which he may or may not have actually said.
like I think he said this one:
http://theclothspring.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/john-lennon-quote-happy.jpg
but there's another one I keep seeing that is a misattribution. can't remember what it is though.
― akm, Friday, 13 July 2012 03:40 (eleven years ago) link
i think its the one where he talks about wiping out the jews?
― scott seward, Friday, 13 July 2012 03:46 (eleven years ago) link
"most guys have little peepees peeking out of their flies. i have a snake." - john lenon
― mississippi joan hart (crüt), Friday, 13 July 2012 03:48 (eleven years ago) link
http://ianchadwick.com/blog/not-a-john-lennon-quote-just-another-bad-meme/
― akm, Friday, 13 July 2012 03:51 (eleven years ago) link
also all of these
http://quoteinvestigator.com/2010/06/11/time-you-enjoy/
― akm, Friday, 13 July 2012 03:52 (eleven years ago) link
I have one whole side of my family that constantly posts the crap about drug testing and welfare. in case anyone was wondering whether people still believe in Reagan's 'welfare queen', the answer is yes, and they are all related to me and live in New Mexico
― akm, Friday, 13 July 2012 03:54 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/ueMTb.gif
― lag∞n, Friday, 13 July 2012 04:18 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/293712_4342230634801_1728867320_n.jpg
― mississippi joan hart (crüt), Friday, 13 July 2012 04:22 (eleven years ago) link
why is everyone so mad @ bieber idgii
― lag∞n, Friday, 13 July 2012 04:24 (eleven years ago) link
http://static02.mediaite.com/geekosystem/uploads/2011/03/50-cent-roosevelt.jpeg
I would go see a 50 Cent show that was nothing but him whining about being shot, like "why did they shoot me??? it really hurt!"
― mississippi joan hart (crüt), Friday, 13 July 2012 04:24 (eleven years ago) link
xp ikr, are they saying he has til he's 35 to write 600 songs or are they mocking him for not writing an opera yet or w?
― i read like cookie monster eats (darraghmac), Friday, 13 July 2012 04:25 (eleven years ago) link
― mississippi joan hart (crüt), Thursday, July 12, 2012 9:24 PM (8 minutes ago)
hahahaha otm
― Team Safeword (Abbbottt), Friday, 13 July 2012 04:34 (eleven years ago) link
so crazy that justin bieber got famous when mozart wrote an opera three years younger than him and nobody's ever heard of him :(
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Friday, 13 July 2012 04:41 (eleven years ago) link
is that roosevelt / 50 one real? because it's kind of good
― akm, Friday, 13 July 2012 05:17 (eleven years ago) link
these are pretty clearly not actually made or endorsed by the smithsonian, if that's what you're asking
― mississippi joan hart (crüt), Friday, 13 July 2012 05:56 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.geekosystem.com/historically-hardcore-smithsonian-ads/
My dad once said about how Mozart wrote his first opera at the age of 12. "How does it go?" I asked..
― Mark G, Friday, 13 July 2012 06:11 (eleven years ago) link
Genghis Khan got with so many chicks there's a .5% chance you're related to him
Lol rape
― Bananaman Begins, Friday, 13 July 2012 09:08 (eleven years ago) link
Pinterest is the motherlode for this stuff. http://pinterest.com/search/?q=words+to+live+by
― carl agatha, Friday, 13 July 2012 12:27 (eleven years ago) link
Drake continuing to be a gigantic goofnugget who makes no sense.
― I found him in a Bon Ton ad (Nicole), Friday, 13 July 2012 12:34 (eleven years ago) link
http://media-cache-ec2.pinterest.com/upload/258394097340428043_DNaYMxh0_f.jpg
― carl agatha, Friday, 13 July 2012 12:37 (eleven years ago) link
one of the most interesting parts of this is the "insufferable phrasings of personal truths" tbh
― blossom smulch (schlump), Friday, 13 July 2012 12:39 (eleven years ago) link
I finally had to throw up my hands and do a giant AUGGGGGGGGGH when my sister started in with the macros, because it was a passive-aggressive 'let it go' one that made her look like she was in a marriage crisis. I can hide her/others' horrible downmarket FB gaming easily enough, which is a blessing. Otherwise out of nearly 600 FB friends I can honestly say only about 10 of them post cheesy macro affirmations.
― higgs' besom (suzy), Friday, 13 July 2012 12:51 (eleven years ago) link
my fave facebook picture of the day
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/561036_10151079018295600_1562266983_n.jpg
― scott seward, Friday, 13 July 2012 12:54 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/578915_481923485154217_1281563413_n.jpg
― Mordy, Friday, 13 July 2012 13:11 (eleven years ago) link
But how can I be careful AND tell my problems?
― Nhex, Friday, 13 July 2012 13:23 (eleven years ago) link
The "tell your problems too" is making me cringe.
― I found him in a Bon Ton ad (Nicole), Friday, 13 July 2012 13:27 (eleven years ago) link
be careful who you trust, and tell your problems too!
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Friday, 13 July 2012 14:28 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/558201_10100948524990259_614472044_n.jpg
― hot sauce delivery device (mh), Friday, 13 July 2012 14:31 (eleven years ago) link
Verb. Verb. Verb.
where's des'ree when you need her?
― nicest bitch of poster (La Lechera), Friday, 13 July 2012 14:32 (eleven years ago) link
After saying that people I know never post this stuff, I was proven wrong. I forgot about a small group related to one friend who I met at his party.
― hot sauce delivery device (mh), Friday, 13 July 2012 14:33 (eleven years ago) link
the design of that last one makes it looks like it was carved into a jail cell wall
― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 13 July 2012 14:36 (eleven years ago) link
written in feces on a murder victim's chest
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Friday, 13 July 2012 14:37 (eleven years ago) link
Letter press printed in your own blood on velum made from human skin
― carl agatha, Friday, 13 July 2012 14:42 (eleven years ago) link
this is making me kinda sad about Trainspotting
― Nhex, Friday, 13 July 2012 14:42 (eleven years ago) link
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, July 12, 2012 4:44 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
fucking dying
― du. duplass. duplass mich. (goole), Friday, 13 July 2012 17:29 (eleven years ago) link
The John Lennon one about "When I was five years old my mother always told me that happiness is the key to life etc" is such bullshit. It's a totally invented quote but even taken at face value would have a much darker interpretation if put in proper context. When he was 5 years old he was probably going through the most harrowing year of his whole life. He was removed from his mother's care by Social Services, forced to choose between his dad (who tried and failed to abduct him) and his mum (whose boyfriend, a violent drunk, wanted rid of him) then ended up with neither.
― everything, Friday, 13 July 2012 19:35 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/ncfWQ.jpg
― lag∞n, Friday, 13 July 2012 20:06 (eleven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/PinterestFake
― Cunga, Friday, 13 July 2012 20:08 (eleven years ago) link
I feel like you could tie those Smithsonian ads together, like "And THIS guy made two hit records by the age of 24, got shot, died, and then made eighteen more records. RIP BIGGIE"
― Will Chave (Hurting 2), Friday, 13 July 2012 20:12 (eleven years ago) link
I wonder what these macros have done to and for the people who made inspirational chain emails. Did all those people have to learn to photoshop a bit?
― Cunga, Friday, 13 July 2012 20:14 (eleven years ago) link
Judging from the number of inspirational chain emails I still receive from coworkers and family, nothing.
― carl agatha, Friday, 13 July 2012 20:15 (eleven years ago) link
I made one:
http://i47.tinypic.com/169gmqd.jpg
― mississippi joan hart (crüt), Friday, 13 July 2012 21:45 (eleven years ago) link
ex+
― Mark G, Friday, 13 July 2012 21:55 (eleven years ago) link
so good
― du. duplass. duplass mich. (goole), Friday, 13 July 2012 22:14 (eleven years ago) link
if a scatman can do it brother so can you
― mississippi joan hart (crüt), Friday, 13 July 2012 23:33 (eleven years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6ttu5gBgh1rzs1dco1_500.jpg
BARF
― carl agatha, Saturday, 14 July 2012 00:22 (eleven years ago) link
GEEK ONES ARE THE WORST. I have a friend who posts a bunch of those. They make me want to stab things until there is no more room left to stab.
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/564100_10151041761160535_2059816268_n.jpg
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Saturday, 14 July 2012 00:46 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/431869_444425925588493_1070257188_n.jpg
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Saturday, 14 July 2012 00:48 (eleven years ago) link
LOOK I AM COMBINING TWO NERD FRANCHISES IN A HILARIOUS WAY:
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/165943_259597667477941_1156719293_n.jpg
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Saturday, 14 July 2012 00:50 (eleven years ago) link
Huh. Apparently I have some pent-up IA about this
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Saturday, 14 July 2012 00:51 (eleven years ago) link
that geek crossover stuff is so so so lame, like when people are all ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT MEETS GAME OF THRONES or whatever i'm just like nnnnnnnngg
― radical ferry (donna rouge), Saturday, 14 July 2012 00:53 (eleven years ago) link
i have a bunch of old high school friends who post this stuff a lot but the worst offenders are my uncle, aunt and cousin - they literally post 5 or 6 every day and NOTHING ELSE.
the only thing worst than seeing these clogging up my news feed, are the stupid email forwards i get get almost weekly from my MIL (200ft icebergs in lake michigan!! a military dog who saved a bunch of soldiers by ripping out the bad guy's throat and breaking down a door and untying everyone and then hugging a baby!!). whenever me or ytth respond by telling her this shit is totally fake, she calls us 'party poopers' and pouts.
― just1n3, Saturday, 14 July 2012 01:05 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/553735_10101007625876495_887379528_n.jpg
WHOA THAT IS SO DEEP I AM GOING TO GO SMOKE A LOT MORE POT NOW
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Saturday, 14 July 2012 01:06 (eleven years ago) link
Speaking of smoking a lot of pot:
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/563461_10150936638776275_241758691_n.jpg
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Saturday, 14 July 2012 01:09 (eleven years ago) link
The thing I "like" most about that Whedon one is how they credit his full name to make it seem more profound.
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Saturday, 14 July 2012 01:10 (eleven years ago) link
he's a statesman.
― scott seward, Saturday, 14 July 2012 01:27 (eleven years ago) link
http://nicefun.net/userpix2/InspirationalQuotes1_1.jpg
― Xerox of Fate, Saturday, 14 July 2012 03:21 (eleven years ago) link
lol from maria's facebook feed
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/561026_399274360131461_323420156_n.jpg
― scott seward, Saturday, 14 July 2012 03:29 (eleven years ago) link
lol's
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/532488_399251906800373_2041196608_n.jpg
― scott seward, Saturday, 14 July 2012 03:30 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/603526_399207206804843_1947941884_n.jpg
― scott seward, Saturday, 14 July 2012 03:31 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/557152_399201343472096_863533428_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/8046_399188636806700_1999677431_n.jpg
― scott seward, Saturday, 14 July 2012 03:32 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/399433_399168713475359_1945298014_n.jpg
― scott seward, Saturday, 14 July 2012 03:33 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/292479_399155363476694_971545653_n.jpg
― scott seward, Saturday, 14 July 2012 03:34 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/403948_398789123513318_1301035191_n.jpg
― scott seward, Saturday, 14 July 2012 03:35 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/582207_398486476876916_714781865_n.jpg
― scott seward, Saturday, 14 July 2012 03:37 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/409646_398226213569609_364847344_n.jpg
― scott seward, Saturday, 14 July 2012 03:38 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/484103_398116880247209_1850320182_n.jpg
― scott seward, Saturday, 14 July 2012 03:39 (eleven years ago) link
where the treasure comes from:
https://www.facebook.com/#!/ShariqAliSA
― scott seward, Saturday, 14 July 2012 03:46 (eleven years ago) link
i can't even read that one above the tom and jerry one. what?the people you don't even notice knows? huh?
― akm, Saturday, 14 July 2012 03:58 (eleven years ago) link
i am shocked that i just read through this entire thread and there wasn't a single misattributed quote to bob marley
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Saturday, 14 July 2012 04:53 (eleven years ago) link
http://en.nkfu.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/bob-marley-quotes-21.jpg
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Saturday, 14 July 2012 04:57 (eleven years ago) link
http://images.firstcovers.com/covers/userquotes/t/truth_is,_everyone
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Saturday, 14 July 2012 05:03 (eleven years ago) link
http://en.nkfu.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/bob-marley-quotes-71.jpg
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Saturday, 14 July 2012 05:04 (eleven years ago) link
http://cdn.indulgy.com/vL/ir/gS/246853623294725424DguUgbmsc.jpg
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Saturday, 14 July 2012 05:05 (eleven years ago) link
http://cdn.androidblip.com/screens/2____261076.png
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Saturday, 14 July 2012 05:06 (eleven years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5nhnuSHF91qbnqyio1_500.jpg
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Saturday, 14 July 2012 05:09 (eleven years ago) link
they keep going
http://s3.amazonaws.com/ink_prod/photos/0281/6561/IMG_7639_large.jpg
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Saturday, 14 July 2012 05:11 (eleven years ago) link
my obsession with this started when i kept finding this quote on profiles attributed to him
Take chances. Get a tattoo. Be crazy. Have high expectations. Tell a lie. Date someone totally wrong for you. Say yes. Spend all your cash. Fall in love. Break hearts. Be random. Say "I love you". Sing out loud. Laugh at a stupid joke. Cry. Dance around naked. Get revenge. Tell someone how much they mean to you. Stalk someone. Let someone know what they are missing. Let someone know they are missed. Tell an asshole exactly what you think about him. Laugh till your stomach hurts. Drink till you can't remember. LIVE. LOVE. BE.
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Saturday, 14 July 2012 05:14 (eleven years ago) link
Stalk someone. Get revenge. Drink till you can't remember.
― Øystein, Saturday, 14 July 2012 05:22 (eleven years ago) link
Be random.
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Saturday, 14 July 2012 05:23 (eleven years ago) link
Psychological fact.
― carl agatha, Saturday, 14 July 2012 05:33 (eleven years ago) link
hey w. up c.a.
― Never translate Dutch (jaymc), Saturday, 14 July 2012 05:43 (eleven years ago) link
the geek crossover ones are goofy but are basically lolcats - the inspirational quotes and DO YOU SEE comparisons are a whole other game
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Saturday, 14 July 2012 06:30 (eleven years ago) link
many lols @ "Psychological fact."
― mississippi joan hart (crüt), Saturday, 14 July 2012 07:27 (eleven years ago) link
"I can't turn my heart into a dog!"
(I know, way too late)
― Mark G, Saturday, 14 July 2012 09:18 (eleven years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6pzd2gMgO1rw3oldo1_500.png
― Blue Collar Retail Assistant (Dwight Yorke), Saturday, 14 July 2012 10:00 (eleven years ago) link
inspirational
― no bongs tomorrow (electricsound), Saturday, 14 July 2012 10:01 (eleven years ago) link
WHAT
― akm, Saturday, 14 July 2012 15:21 (eleven years ago) link
Zenlike facebook koans I have loved.
― nickn, Saturday, 14 July 2012 16:21 (eleven years ago) link
feeder is a fatty sexy title denoting the person in the fatty relationship who gets off on feeding the fatty im so v sorry
― lag∞n, Saturday, 14 July 2012 16:50 (eleven years ago) link
THAT BLOG
― Misc. Carnivora (Matt P), Saturday, 14 July 2012 17:35 (eleven years ago) link
https://p.twimg.com/Axx9e-jCAAEy7wh.jpg:large
― higgs' besom (suzy), Saturday, 14 July 2012 17:35 (eleven years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m74c2a16801rw3oldo1_1280.png
― Misc. Carnivora (Matt P), Saturday, 14 July 2012 17:38 (eleven years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m744fxW8RA1rw3oldo1_1280.png
― Misc. Carnivora (Matt P), Saturday, 14 July 2012 17:39 (eleven years ago) link
You went for that and not "Food is one of the best parts of the non-consent play my partner and I enjoy", I notice.
ohh xpost
― thomp, Saturday, 14 July 2012 17:40 (eleven years ago) link
i think the "politics of fat" one is amazing too but i'm not sure i totally understand it it's so mind-blowing
― Misc. Carnivora (Matt P), Saturday, 14 July 2012 17:40 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/561366_402103096519575_1968530853_n.jpg
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Saturday, 14 July 2012 19:32 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/250873_4193494242280_1317809233_n.jpg
^^ this thing
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Saturday, 14 July 2012 19:35 (eleven years ago) link
xpost --
All things are relativeAll relatives are thingsMy relatives took all my things
(can't remember where I read that first)
― Neil Jung (WmC), Saturday, 14 July 2012 19:39 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/581268_4193474721792_1324923925_n.jpg
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Saturday, 14 July 2012 19:41 (eleven years ago) link
Don't fuckbook your problems. Fuck them.
― Vic Perry, Saturday, 14 July 2012 20:13 (eleven years ago) link
Is this really a "thing"? I am pro-Kickstarter, but I either give to a project or I don't based on merit/my budget/my relationship to the person Kickstarting. It seems like a pretty straightforward choice.
― www.gbokchoymail.com (admrl), Saturday, 14 July 2012 21:51 (eleven years ago) link
we've probably done this on another thread
i've seen some videos for kickstarter campaigns that resemble famine relief fund infomercials.
― scott seward, Saturday, 14 July 2012 22:00 (eleven years ago) link
If I ever have a guest room I'm going to do this just to fuck with people:
http://img3.visualizeus.com/thumbs/8e/50/happy,quote,graphic,morning,wall,bjkklioii-8e50c79daed48e987f89d9c62e985f5d_h.jpg
― carl agatha, Monday, 16 July 2012 12:38 (eleven years ago) link
I might put "wonderful" in quotes, then invite guests out for "breakfast."
haaaaaaa
― Ówen P., Monday, 16 July 2012 12:43 (eleven years ago) link
I live in California and life is fine
― windjammer voyage (blank), Monday, 16 July 2012 12:46 (eleven years ago) link
I make art to satisfy my soul or whatev and if other people like it.... Well that's pretty cool.
― windjammer voyage (blank), Monday, 16 July 2012 12:47 (eleven years ago) link
m4r1554 m4rch4n7 to thread
― Rosie 47 (ken c), Monday, 16 July 2012 12:48 (eleven years ago) link
I recommend assaulting folks with audio
― windjammer voyage (blank), Monday, 16 July 2012 12:49 (eleven years ago) link
Only If you need to assault folks
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/165810_10150923573607227_1728589465_n.jpg
― coal, Monday, 16 July 2012 12:51 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/yj4c3.jpg
― lag∞n, Monday, 16 July 2012 13:38 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/U71ZO.jpg
Ancestral Voices Esoteric African Knowledge 2012
― max, Monday, 16 July 2012 13:40 (eleven years ago) link
Olympic Ancestral Voices Esoteric African Knowledge Event 2012
― Mark G, Monday, 16 July 2012 13:41 (eleven years ago) link
OT: this is probably a dumb question but is there a way to hide posts i make on public pages from showing up on my friends' news feed? i'm tired of my mom's friends seeing the godless liberal bullshit i post and then telling her about it. yes, i realize this is extremely childish.
― it's smdh time in America (will), Monday, 16 July 2012 13:47 (eleven years ago) link
Ancestral Voices Esoteric East Bay Knowledge 2012
― lag∞n, Monday, 16 July 2012 13:56 (eleven years ago) link
could somebody shop a ball-gag & some handcuffs hanging from one of those candles please
― tallarico dreams (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 16 July 2012 14:02 (eleven years ago) link
Rolling Ancestral Voices Esoteric African Knowledge 2012 (61 new answers)
― Lewis Apparition (Jon Lewis), Monday, 16 July 2012 17:12 (eleven years ago) link
Some true motivational memes for all the cynics in this thread:
http://www.despair.com/viewall.html
― Queue de Cheval (White Chocolate Cheesecake), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 09:40 (eleven years ago) link
OK, this one. Which is doubtless prevented:
http://demotivators.despair.com/demotivational/curiositydemotivator.jpg
― Mark G, Tuesday, 17 July 2012 10:09 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/2I1GP.jpg
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 17 July 2012 18:23 (eleven years ago) link
i believe bob marley is jamaican
― Misc. Carnivora (Matt P), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 18:29 (eleven years ago) link
no he is an african herbsman iirc
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 17 July 2012 18:29 (eleven years ago) link
I believe Bob Marley was an african king and possibly the messiah iirc
― hot sauce delivery device (mh), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 19:00 (eleven years ago) link
all these marley quotes should be reattributed to moms mabley
― contenderizer, Tuesday, 17 July 2012 19:09 (eleven years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m79vkf7NoN1rw3oldo1_1280.png
― ogmor, Tuesday, 17 July 2012 19:33 (eleven years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7ar7uPfaZ1rw3oldo1_500.png
― Misc. Carnivora (Matt P), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 19:34 (eleven years ago) link
jesus christ
― PITILESS LIVE SHOW (DJP), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 19:35 (eleven years ago) link
someone direct those ppl to healthy snack ideas
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m77zbhtQJ11rw3oldo1_500.png
― Misc. Carnivora (Matt P), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 19:37 (eleven years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m78neeXarB1rw3oldo1_500.png
feedist
― one dis leads to another (ian), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 19:37 (eleven years ago) link
http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/306848_383462725041833_1464817098_n.jpg
― Stevie T, Tuesday, 17 July 2012 19:50 (eleven years ago) link
when you buy from an artist you are only enabling them
― The Cheerfull Turtle (Latham Green), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 19:52 (eleven years ago) link
where's the "punch tim minichin in the face" button?
― contenderizer, Tuesday, 17 July 2012 19:53 (eleven years ago) link
on the front of your computer, has a little round symbol broken by a single line
― hot sauce delivery device (mh), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 19:59 (eleven years ago) link
I hail this holy eminance immediately in and vapor
― The Cheerfull Turtle (Latham Green), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 19:59 (eleven years ago) link
I wish Star Trek replicators were real, too. You can put the dishes back in those things!
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 17 July 2012 20:00 (eleven years ago) link
I wish Patrick Stewart was real
― The Cheerfull Turtle (Latham Green), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 20:02 (eleven years ago) link
i wish his surname was minichinwho is that guy anyway? he looks like a little tiny hair explosion.
― nicest bitch of poster (La Lechera), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 20:17 (eleven years ago) link
lol I've seen that atheism quote attributed to Ellen Degeneres as well
― Turangalila, Tuesday, 17 July 2012 20:20 (eleven years ago) link
that seems like a pretty aggressive quote for Ellen Degeneres
― PITILESS LIVE SHOW (DJP), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 20:21 (eleven years ago) link
these are worse than when facecrook was all about poking and suchlike.
fucking hate them.
yes, i may be old, and grumpy, but seriously, have a thought of your own as opposed to lazily rehashing some other poor sods.
― mark e, Tuesday, 17 July 2012 20:22 (eleven years ago) link
david "tim" minichin is apparently a british celebrity by way of their australia. it sounds like that sort of thing that only a british celebrity could say.
― contenderizer, Tuesday, 17 July 2012 20:25 (eleven years ago) link
lolling at "minichin"
― PITILESS LIVE SHOW (DJP), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 20:30 (eleven years ago) link
he is a comedian who says things like that and then sings more things like that, while playing the piano
so I don't know if the quote really is one of his, but it sounds plausible
― still small voice of clam (a passing spacecadet), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 20:32 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/iwwp3.jpg
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 20:16 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/563350_342048275871688_1656897011_n.jpg
Nope, I have all those things. Definitely a sign of weakness.
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 20:17 (eleven years ago) link
Actually they're sometimes signs of a propensity toward mental illness or a lack of regular activity
― hot sauce delivery device (mh), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 20:18 (eleven years ago) link
good try though, encouraging image
i thought that said to post it at least once a day. that would definitely make people anxious.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 20:24 (eleven years ago) link
5-year-old John Lennon is currently wanting to be happy in Turkish on my news feed. Mutlu olmak istiyorum too, but you don't see me bragging about it.
― Three Word Username, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 20:34 (eleven years ago) link
I think this every time I see it! "Fuck you, I was weak and dramatic and felt like this and then I got over it by being amazing instead. STFU."
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 20:34 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/gZjLr.jpg
― The Cheerfull Turtle (Latham Green), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 20:38 (eleven years ago) link
"having tried to remain strong for too long"
hm, yes, what a precise and insightful diagnosis of 1 in 3 people
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 20:39 (eleven years ago) link
i mean, i get it, you shouldn't feel guilty about having mental health issues, but maybe find another way to understand it than martyrdom
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 20:41 (eleven years ago) link
also doesnt trying to remain strong for too long imply failing to remain strong aka weakness
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 20:43 (eleven years ago) link
Dude, don't be mean, you're going to make them cry.
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 20:43 (eleven years ago) link
*panic*
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 20:45 (eleven years ago) link
*xanax*
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 20:51 (eleven years ago) link
lol gravy
― nicest bitch of poster (La Lechera), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 20:52 (eleven years ago) link
Fuck all the anti-mental health bullshit in this thread.
― how's life, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 22:13 (eleven years ago) link
If you mean me, I'm sorry. I don't mean to hurt anyone - I just hate that because I've suffered from mental health problems in the past that I get swept in with a particular group of over sharing dramatic whiners. I didn't mean to deny they aren't real problems.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 22:39 (eleven years ago) link
Yep, and the reason you've got over it and we haven't is because you're awesome. And we're not. Thanks.
― emil.y, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 22:40 (eleven years ago) link
I mean, I think that "people with mental health issues" is a pretty serious area where people are trying to address prejudice right now. From my experience, there's still a lot of general prejudice against people with mental health problems. I've only personally experienced comparatively small mental health problems myself, but know and love people with serious problems. I know that most people on ilx are progressive enough to not be all like "depressed people are just weak", but I still try to take it seriously.
― how's life, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 22:47 (eleven years ago) link
No quantity of facebook memes will make me immune to the seriousness of the issue.
― how's life, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 22:48 (eleven years ago) link
It was an allusion to Barney on HIMYM, e, and feel free to poke around for lots of proof that I'm not awesome and in fact have been suffering through a particularly shitty string of late. I apologized, what more can I do? I sure as hell am not going to get through it pretending that its noble to surrender yourself to misery as that meme would like me to believe.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 23:04 (eleven years ago) link
Like pretty much every day this year since April I've wondered if my very mentally ill dad has killed himself yet, and that fucks up my ability to carry on with my attempts at a normal life, and then I see that meme once a week on FB, and I think "oh fuck you."
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 23:06 (eleven years ago) link
Bah. Stressy day again. Carry on with jpegs of insipid thought, please.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 23:10 (eleven years ago) link
It was an allusion to Barney on HIMYM
Okay, that went completely over my head. Apologies for not realising it was a reference. I've just heard *that* sentiment a hell of a lot more in real life than the ham-fisted but at least supportive jpg it was mocking.
― emil.y, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 23:18 (eleven years ago) link
I forgot about yr dad, FFM. I also have mentally-ill, potentially suicidal relatives. But I think it's important for normal people to be able somehow to relate to crazy people. I have mental health issues, but I consider myself relatively normal, but I have to deal with so many crazy people in my day-to-day. And it's tough. But I do the best I can. And part of what makes it so tough for me is the other normal people who have very intense reactions to the ones who are fucked up.
― how's life, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 23:18 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/WEzG7.jpg
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 23:20 (eleven years ago) link
i hate the font and typesize in most of these fucking things, it's like they design them to be hard to read
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 23:22 (eleven years ago) link
remember 'what the media thinks i do / what my parents think i do / what i actually do'
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 23:23 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/aT99W.jpg
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 23:24 (eleven years ago) link
I'm sorry for offending other people with mental health issues. As a consolation, I will now offend an entirely different group of people:
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150949828631275&set=a.180479986274.135777.177486166274&type=1&ref=nf
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 23:26 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/205351_10150949828631275_1331976100_n.jpg
wow, vincent price has a lot of books!
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 23:27 (eleven years ago) link
Why is this the thing you would share I don't even:
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/306728_10150990319222669_364698562_n.jpg
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 23:29 (eleven years ago) link
I guess I don't get it.
― how's life, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 23:30 (eleven years ago) link
there are some serious Windows stans out there
― PITILESS LIVE SHOW (DJP), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 23:31 (eleven years ago) link
HL: I do speak very cautiously around those I know with these issues..I tend to treat ILX as a bit of a place to unwind and as such it sometimes gets the worst of me. :) I'm much nicer & quieter irl. E, it was a shitty throwaway allusion and perfectly understandble that people would miss it, but I felt the word amazing was ott enough that my embellishment would shine through. Anyway. Onto the shitty memes!
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 23:31 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/8IGF2.jpg
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 23:31 (eleven years ago) link
fair enough, ffm. I just have to deal with some depressives and some bipolars and some autism spectrum people and some people who are undiagnosed-as-of-yet on the daily. I know ilx tends to get pretty serious about other forms of bigotry and I know for example that talking shit about retarded people upsets Abbbottt pretty bad. but it's really not quite there yet in terms of the popular consensus. I just thinl that - as much as mental health shit is in the forefront for me - MOST folks it's not in the forefront for. MOST people NEED those shiity memes. Continue....
― how's life, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 23:45 (eleven years ago) link
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvf2vao9Zt1qfdjbn.jpg
i guess i wouldn't have much confidence either
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 23:46 (eleven years ago) link
Eeeee! :D
― carl agatha, Thursday, 19 July 2012 00:07 (eleven years ago) link
bukowski and john waters otm. what i wouldn't pay to see them fuck.
― contenderizer, Thursday, 19 July 2012 00:29 (eleven years ago) link
http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Books+This+is+exactly+how+they+work.jpg
I have seen this posted at least ten times and every time I think, 'you're supposed to read them, not stand on them.'
― Team Safeword (Abbbottt), Thursday, 19 July 2012 01:02 (eleven years ago) link
Haha, that's what I thought, too. At least it doesn't say "literally".
― emil.y, Thursday, 19 July 2012 01:03 (eleven years ago) link
I mean that looks like a precarious vantage point! They're going to Jenga out from under him or her at any moment.
― Team Safeword (Abbbottt), Thursday, 19 July 2012 01:05 (eleven years ago) link
I'm also imagining that the fantasy land he's looking at has built that wall to keep plebs like him out. This isn't good, it's some sort of gated community dystopia of the highest order!
― emil.y, Thursday, 19 July 2012 01:06 (eleven years ago) link
Entrance fee is...your immortal soul, firstborn child, something like that. Is all the graffiti Cyrillic aside from the universal language of 'fuck you'?
― Team Safeword (Abbbottt), Thursday, 19 July 2012 01:10 (eleven years ago) link
lol, BOOKS: YOU WILL NEVER HAVE ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY CLIMB THE WALL
― Misc. Carnivora (Matt P), Thursday, 19 July 2012 01:16 (eleven years ago) link
You forgot: FUCK YOU
― carl agatha, Thursday, 19 July 2012 01:19 (eleven years ago) link
so when is holden c gonna come along and rub out that 'fuck you'?
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 19 July 2012 01:21 (eleven years ago) link
He would but he is in the book the small human is standing on
― Team Safeword (Abbbottt), Thursday, 19 July 2012 01:21 (eleven years ago) link
He or she will never knowToo busy getting hypnotized by Mothra
― Team Safeword (Abbbottt), Thursday, 19 July 2012 01:22 (eleven years ago) link
If you had a million years to do it in, you couldn't rub out even half the "ABHO" signs in the world. It's impossible.
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Thursday, 19 July 2012 01:28 (eleven years ago) link
Wait, doesn't that actually say "FAB HO"? It's like the nicest bitch of a teacher thing, maybe.
― emil.y, Thursday, 19 July 2012 02:49 (eleven years ago) link
FUCK YOU FAB HO
― lag∞n, Thursday, 19 July 2012 02:50 (eleven years ago) link
THIS IS EXACTLY HOW THEY WORK
― lag∞n, Thursday, 19 July 2012 02:51 (eleven years ago) link
fab ho is arguing books work a different way
RICH FANTASYLAND SENDS ATTACK BUTTERFLIES TO THE GHETTO
― emil.y, Thursday, 19 July 2012 02:52 (eleven years ago) link
"They're coming! The butterflies are coming! Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun"
books = butterflies of oppression
― lag∞n, Thursday, 19 July 2012 02:53 (eleven years ago) link
He would know he was safe – because there are no butterflied in the ghetto – if he was reading the Pavel Friedmann book instead of standing on it.
― Team Safeword (Abbbottt), Thursday, 19 July 2012 02:54 (eleven years ago) link
what looks like 'fab ho' is russian 'gavno'. which means 'shit'.
― cb, Thursday, 19 July 2012 12:06 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/531520_445465745487815_1544769501_n.jpg
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Thursday, 19 July 2012 12:52 (eleven years ago) link
100% accurate IME
― carl agatha, Thursday, 19 July 2012 12:52 (eleven years ago) link
LOL. I've been called many things over the course of my life. Sweet, oddly enough, has never been one of them.
― Queue de Cheval (White Chocolate Cheesecake), Thursday, 19 July 2012 12:56 (eleven years ago) link
february june and october really got hosed
― lag∞n, Thursday, 19 July 2012 13:01 (eleven years ago) link
I'm the ~nicest~
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 19 July 2012 13:04 (eleven years ago) link
I should be "the nicest" too, according to science, but . . .
Wait, it only says BORN the nicest. I got meaner.
― Marco YOLO (Phil D.), Thursday, 19 July 2012 13:11 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/s480x480/576046_10151037583372871_389664810_n.jpg
someone just busted out this classic
waiting for "hang in there baby!" or the tennis player scratching her arse
― price lo matalan (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 19 July 2012 21:25 (eleven years ago) link
only when sandwiches are money will we realize we can eat money
― lag∞n, Thursday, 19 July 2012 21:30 (eleven years ago) link
I knew somebody with the "only when the last tree" quote tattooed down her arm. Arms: how we posted gifs before Facebook.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 19 July 2012 21:31 (eleven years ago) link
she mustve felt pretty dumb when facebook was invented
― lag∞n, Thursday, 19 July 2012 21:32 (eleven years ago) link
She legally changed her name to Butterfly some time in the mid-90s so I'm thinking she felt dumb long before then.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 19 July 2012 21:35 (eleven years ago) link
and she still hadn't even met Shifty Shellshock at that point
― price lo matalan (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 19 July 2012 21:41 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/yVyPA.jpg
haha xp
― lag∞n, Thursday, 19 July 2012 21:42 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/s720x720/295356_487982811227864_2067103977_n.jpg
― Mordy, Friday, 20 July 2012 00:04 (eleven years ago) link
i hope i'm not posting any duplicates. these are all on my wall. right now. after days of nothing (but following this thread) it has hit my peer group i guess
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/s720x720/283671_253852958065503_249111982_n.jpg
― Mordy, Friday, 20 July 2012 00:05 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/391442_325311327563488_2073783499_n.jpg
O_o
― Mordy, Friday, 20 July 2012 00:06 (eleven years ago) link
sorry, the last two do not fit thread topic
― Mordy, Friday, 20 July 2012 00:07 (eleven years ago) link
mark twain one does tho
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7f3vgTlB61rw3oldo1_500.png
― Misc. Carnivora (Matt P), Friday, 20 July 2012 00:08 (eleven years ago) link
AH LOVE
― Misc. Carnivora (Matt P), Friday, 20 July 2012 00:09 (eleven years ago) link
I don't get if that is supposed to be adorable and humorous or a sick anecdote about people who will eat two dozen units per day of KFC
― where can i get a mcdonalds quesadilla tho (silby), Friday, 20 July 2012 03:16 (eleven years ago) link
i think it's supposed to be adoring
― Mordy, Friday, 20 July 2012 03:49 (eleven years ago) link
It's a fetish. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Feederism
I'm not sure why those keep getting posted in here, unless somebody's got a feeder in their FB feed?
― carl agatha, Friday, 20 July 2012 12:25 (eleven years ago) link
neologism: fb feeder, someone who gluttonously reads & compiles & reposts cloying JPGs posted on their timeline
― , Blogger (schlump), Friday, 20 July 2012 12:27 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/5Wcd6.png
― lag∞n, Friday, 20 July 2012 21:10 (eleven years ago) link
Puke.
― lag∞n, Friday, 20 July 2012 21:11 (eleven years ago) link
those words form the acronym D.I.E.I will do as u ask of me, sulu
― electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Friday, 20 July 2012 21:36 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/295482_459674897389714_1612902119_n.jpg
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 20 July 2012 21:41 (eleven years ago) link
that is terrible advice for someone holding a baby
― PITILESS LIVE SHOW (DJP), Friday, 20 July 2012 21:49 (eleven years ago) link
no way it's great advice
― Misc. Carnivora (Matt P), Friday, 20 July 2012 21:51 (eleven years ago) link
long day amirite
― Misc. Carnivora (Matt P), Friday, 20 July 2012 21:52 (eleven years ago) link
http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/255286_10151053198797355_685513287_n.jpg
― dylannn, Saturday, 21 July 2012 05:27 (eleven years ago) link
one more creditor, no.
― Vic Perry, Saturday, 21 July 2012 05:40 (eleven years ago) link
loool
― bad wife decisions (electricsound), Saturday, 21 July 2012 06:06 (eleven years ago) link
http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/c0.0.480.229.46619217082/p843x403/547339_399560566761724_478247104_n.jpg
― dylannn, Saturday, 21 July 2012 06:35 (eleven years ago) link
wait what's the implication, are other [females] who do that actually boys? or women? or infants? genderless?
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Saturday, 21 July 2012 06:44 (eleven years ago) link
SHE'S A GIRL. OKAY? yeah, i don't really get it.
those are from my friend mandy, the only person i know that posts like facebook image macro things. so, i see them rarely and they're not horribly obnoxious like that artist one or fake vonnegut quotes. i went down her timeline looking for more but felt bad about it and wanted to say: i kinda like them when they pop up in my thing because they're not pictures of someone's breakfast in singapore or whatever.
― dylannn, Saturday, 21 July 2012 06:45 (eleven years ago) link
a down to earth girl from detroit city, u.s.a., who makes her living as a nightclub dancer in a grim steel town in northeastern china. here she is in the middle:
http://i937.photobucket.com/albums/ad215/jiaoqu/mander.jpg
― dylannn, Saturday, 21 July 2012 06:47 (eleven years ago) link
http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/s720x720/581064_10151005947916900_100131984_n.jpg
― dylannn, Saturday, 21 July 2012 06:48 (eleven years ago) link
http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/c0.31.620.296.39383155397/p843x403/553914_416414771706039_1574251370_n.jpg
― dylannn, Saturday, 21 July 2012 06:49 (eleven years ago) link
man that George Takei post is the worst
― mississippi joan hart (crüt), Saturday, 21 July 2012 06:50 (eleven years ago) link
I know all these were originally George Takei posts but you know the one I mean
hit snare ii?
― contenderizer, Saturday, 21 July 2012 07:02 (eleven years ago) link
really glad i'm not a feedist's bathroom
― contenderizer, Saturday, 21 July 2012 07:03 (eleven years ago) link
really glad george takei isn't a feedist
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Saturday, 21 July 2012 08:04 (eleven years ago) link
http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/c0.0.480.229.46619217082/p843x403/547339_399560566761724_478247104_n.jpghttp://www.weirdspace.dk/CharlesSchulz/Graphics/PatriciaReichardt.gif
― , Blogger (schlump), Saturday, 21 July 2012 12:40 (eleven years ago) link
better
― Mark G, Saturday, 21 July 2012 20:04 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/376242_10150954448551275_78283819_n.jpg
Being Liberal is full of this crap.
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Saturday, 21 July 2012 20:11 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah I hate to say it but the point brought up by Marjane Satrapi is not open to ridicule. Considering that there is a pretty serious effort to have a stupid war with Iran, I'm not ready to criticize people for putting this out there just because it might offend somebody's ultra-cool sensibilities.
And really, I'm ready to make fun of people for these kinds of posts about 98% of the time... But not about this.
― Vic Perry, Saturday, 21 July 2012 20:14 (eleven years ago) link
don't mind the satrapi one, apart from the fact that it's another fucking fb image macro. good picture, too. she's rather not fight than switch.
― contenderizer, Saturday, 21 July 2012 20:17 (eleven years ago) link
"she'd"
also, i love peppermint patty, even if she doesn't sleep around
― contenderizer, Saturday, 21 July 2012 20:18 (eleven years ago) link
MY ULTRACOOL SENSIBILITIES ARE OFFENDED
Listen, I'm not disagreeing with her point or ridiculing it. I am ridiculing the people that made it into an ugly .jpg.
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Saturday, 21 July 2012 20:19 (eleven years ago) link
"And our governments are very much the same."
- John Lennon, to Albert Einstein
― sleepingbag, Saturday, 21 July 2012 20:20 (eleven years ago) link
i am going to frame it and put it in my reception area
― contenderizer, Saturday, 21 July 2012 20:20 (eleven years ago) link
Satrapi smokes, I guess she & her country are FAIR GAME given the stringent criteria laid out by the righteous "I am a girl"
― Vic Perry, Saturday, 21 July 2012 20:21 (eleven years ago) link
Is it really that bad looking? I've stared at worse things.
― Vic Perry, Saturday, 21 July 2012 20:22 (eleven years ago) link
Iran does like to start a drama to get attention.
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Saturday, 21 July 2012 20:24 (eleven years ago) link
http://arcticready.com/social/gallery
― PSOD (Ste), Saturday, 21 July 2012 20:26 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pkWWvchl3I
― contenderizer, Saturday, 21 July 2012 20:28 (eleven years ago) link
^ satrapi's latest
that articready page is fucking classic
― contenderizer, Saturday, 21 July 2012 20:31 (eleven years ago) link
Okay you are officially a total dipshit.
― Vic Perry, Saturday, 21 July 2012 20:32 (eleven years ago) link
That Shell thing is actually pretty funny.
Okay okay okay, I wasn't trying to bring an argument about Iran into this thread. I like Satrapi and her work. I in fact agree with some of the points that the stupid JPEG memes are trying to make, but taking the quote, putting it in Times new Roman in MS paint with a picture of the artist and throwing it on the Internet to try to make it seem Profound kind of achieves the opposite.
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Saturday, 21 July 2012 20:35 (eleven years ago) link
vic perry sounding a lot like an inspirational jpg poster
― lag∞n, Saturday, 21 July 2012 20:37 (eleven years ago) link
oh, jeff's a good egg. and everybody likes a little attention now and then. here is a baby rabbit:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_J9PlRvGGXS8/SiY2IAD_v6I/AAAAAAAAAyo/Se9tbGaFkdA/s400/baby-rabbit2.jpg
― contenderizer, Saturday, 21 July 2012 20:38 (eleven years ago) link
could use a bob marley quote, tbh
Also, I was riffing off of your comment about the smoking making her and her country fair game, which I thought was a joke, but apparently this issue pushes your buttons? If that's the case, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to start a (non-metal related) argument on the Internet.
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Saturday, 21 July 2012 20:39 (eleven years ago) link
You know, I swore off arguing with strangers on the internet and here I am again, but really I need to control myself. So final points: Not that I can say what the image is "meant" to achieve, but I think the idea is not to be "profound" but to point out that the people in Iran aren't some weird aliens we should casually be talking about killing in mass numbers: they are kind of like....us. The use of Times New Roman font would tend to underscore this point, much as the photo would. If it is banal in presentation (again I don't really see how it's so bad) then that contributes to the message, basically. And I think I should go away now.
― Vic Perry, Saturday, 21 July 2012 20:45 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/1kELB.jpg
― Philip Nunez, Saturday, 21 July 2012 20:49 (eleven years ago) link
― Misc. Carnivora (Matt P), Saturday, 21 July 2012 20:52 (eleven years ago) link
^^^
― contenderizer, Saturday, 21 July 2012 20:54 (eleven years ago) link
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Saturday, 21 July 2012 20:56 (eleven years ago) link
needs a pinch more umlaut for completitude
― Aimless, Saturday, 21 July 2012 20:59 (eleven years ago) link
no no the lack of diacritical mark is what puts it over the top into A+ territory
― nicest bitch of poster (La Lechera), Saturday, 21 July 2012 21:00 (eleven years ago) link
Annis Nin
― contenderizer, Saturday, 21 July 2012 21:05 (eleven years ago) link
totally putting THAT on my facebook.
― scott seward, Saturday, 21 July 2012 21:28 (eleven years ago) link
i put this on my facebook a while back. kind of my favorite.
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/545709_10150850060246163_205022721_n.jpg
― scott seward, Saturday, 21 July 2012 21:41 (eleven years ago) link
hahahaaaaa omg
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Saturday, 21 July 2012 21:41 (eleven years ago) link
― SHOCKING THE ACER ARENA (get bent), Saturday, 21 July 2012 21:42 (eleven years ago) link
YES
― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Saturday, 21 July 2012 21:47 (eleven years ago) link
convulsions over here
― SHOCKING THE ACER ARENA (get bent), Saturday, 21 July 2012 21:48 (eleven years ago) link
LOCK ENTIRE INTERNET
― Stravinsky joins the Zulu nation (zero of the signified), Saturday, 21 July 2012 21:53 (eleven years ago) link
^^^ YES PLEASE
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Saturday, 21 July 2012 21:55 (eleven years ago) link
SERIOUSLY, this is what that Obama internet killswitch was MADE for. KILLSWITCH ENGAGE.
― Stravinsky joins the Zulu nation (zero of the signified), Saturday, 21 July 2012 22:01 (eleven years ago) link
it's the kind of rare and uniquely amazing internet thing i have on a few occasions found myself wanting to talk about to people irl but then realize that there are no words and only the internet can speak for the internet in such cases.
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Saturday, 21 July 2012 22:20 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/313906_346524292090064_1087227268_n.jpg
― Misc. Carnivora (Matt P), Saturday, 21 July 2012 23:43 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/528866_268228676610276_712433066_n.jpg
― just1n3, Saturday, 21 July 2012 23:48 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/283690_268228516610292_1522213564_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/603429_3406015277179_1789927626_n.jpg
― just1n3, Saturday, 21 July 2012 23:51 (eleven years ago) link
heaven is a coke-fueled disco
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Sunday, 22 July 2012 00:17 (eleven years ago) link
tbh i sometimes feel bad about hating on fb words+images stuff when some of my most sincere and love-filled friends post non-denominational spiritual ones and self-empowerment ones, but it's still hard not to lol a little
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Sunday, 22 July 2012 00:21 (eleven years ago) link
i read that first as "if you are missing someone in the oven"
― PSOD (Ste), Sunday, 22 July 2012 00:48 (eleven years ago) link
i don't mind 90% of these, as far as sentiments go or whatever - it's the constant stream of them that is annoying. i'm on facebook because i'm interested in knowing what my friends/family are doing, how they're getting on, what interesting things they've been doing/talking about/learning, but so many of them never post anything about their actual lives, it's just endless sharing of 'inspirational' or 'funny' quotations.
it's just so so so boring.
― just1n3, Sunday, 22 July 2012 00:59 (eleven years ago) link
scott's thing is the best thing i have ever seen
goatsmushroomstoastersfear
― nicest bitch of poster (La Lechera), Sunday, 22 July 2012 01:19 (eleven years ago) link
^^^^
― Hadrian VIII, Sunday, 22 July 2012 12:27 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/DG3Qp.jpg
― lag∞n, Sunday, 22 July 2012 17:35 (eleven years ago) link
lol iphone notes
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Sunday, 22 July 2012 17:41 (eleven years ago) link
If you get your mouth washed out with hand sanitizer you just get drunk, right?
― in charge of refreshments tonight is (Abbbottt), Sunday, 22 July 2012 17:46 (eleven years ago) link
"Get off my lawn" meets "Jump off the roof"
― Vic Perry, Sunday, 22 July 2012 18:35 (eleven years ago) link
"When I was young we were wild, not like these coddled kids today. Of course now if a child shows up within my vicinity I complain bitterly on the internet about their presence but....I see no contradiction between these positions."
― Vic Perry, Sunday, 22 July 2012 18:42 (eleven years ago) link
i need your help! can someone come up with a funny picture and attribute this to someone funnier:
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/205338_114018582074902_1139445036_n.jpg
― scott seward, Monday, 23 July 2012 13:40 (eleven years ago) link
someone just posted this on my facebook and i thought it would be funny to post it back but funnier. on their wall. they can take a joke.
― scott seward, Monday, 23 July 2012 13:41 (eleven years ago) link
pretty please?
― scott seward, Monday, 23 July 2012 13:42 (eleven years ago) link
roseanne barr imo
― electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Monday, 23 July 2012 13:49 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/37CvR.jpg
― lag∞n, Monday, 23 July 2012 13:51 (eleven years ago) link
haha! that's pretty good. thanks i'll use it. i was actually thinking of homer eating a donut so garfield is right in the same ball park.
― scott seward, Monday, 23 July 2012 13:54 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/MEmKa.jpg
had to clean it up a lil bit
― lag∞n, Monday, 23 July 2012 13:58 (eleven years ago) link
also thought it would make a good quote for a big oil company or wall street bank. especially WITH malcolm's name on it.
― scott seward, Monday, 23 July 2012 14:03 (eleven years ago) link
or the GOP! what a perfect quote for them.
nobody can give you lasagne
― ^ sarcasm (ken c), Monday, 23 July 2012 14:03 (eleven years ago) link
ooh a big picture of mitt romney hahaha that would great. with malcolm's name on it.
― scott seward, Monday, 23 July 2012 14:04 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/odEkc.jpg
― lag∞n, Monday, 23 July 2012 14:09 (eleven years ago) link
mitt romney + anything is hilarious because he gives off the most pathetic stinkmore mittens
― nicest bitch of poster (La Lechera), Monday, 23 July 2012 14:10 (eleven years ago) link
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/kenjuggle3/jtx.gif
― ^ sarcasm (ken c), Monday, 23 July 2012 14:13 (eleven years ago) link
Lol @ Garfield. Needs attribution tho
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Monday, 23 July 2012 14:14 (eleven years ago) link
--garfield
― lag∞n, Monday, 23 July 2012 14:15 (eleven years ago) link
haww, that romney x thing is excellent.
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 23 July 2012 14:15 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/wappQ.jpg
fine all u ungrateful so and sos
― lag∞n, Monday, 23 July 2012 14:16 (eleven years ago) link
mitt one is so perfect. thanx.
― scott seward, Monday, 23 July 2012 14:17 (eleven years ago) link
at yr service
― lag∞n, Monday, 23 July 2012 14:18 (eleven years ago) link
I mean it should be attributed to Garfield. Mondays right
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Monday, 23 July 2012 14:19 (eleven years ago) link
nothing wrong with the JT one tbh
― ^ sarcasm (ken c), Monday, 23 July 2012 14:19 (eleven years ago) link
actually it was missing attributionhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/kenjuggle3/jtx2.gif
― ^ sarcasm (ken c), Monday, 23 July 2012 14:21 (eleven years ago) link
can you pls do a "smile, life is good" one with mitch mcconnell, poss featuring this picture http://www.glaucoma-eye-info.com/images/mitch-mcconnell.jpgand attribution to hitler?
― nicest bitch of poster (La Lechera), Monday, 23 July 2012 14:21 (eleven years ago) link
ken c i don't know who that is in your picture.
― scott seward, Monday, 23 July 2012 14:23 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/kGreG.png
girl
― lag∞n, Monday, 23 July 2012 14:33 (eleven years ago) link
-- Garfield
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Monday, 23 July 2012 14:35 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/sWcrN.png
bernie tweeting marcos of himself
― lag∞n, Monday, 23 July 2012 18:33 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/311653_140411676096667_434526837_n.jpg
― max, Monday, 23 July 2012 21:28 (eleven years ago) link
I did not know Zinn was an apple doll!!
― in charge of refreshments tonight is (Abbbottt), Monday, 23 July 2012 21:29 (eleven years ago) link
ppl who quote howard zinn are the worst
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, 23 July 2012 21:37 (eleven years ago) link
http://i390.photobucket.com/albums/oo346/HadrianVIII/69c19709.jpg
― Hadrian VIII, Monday, 23 July 2012 21:45 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/603454_4328078444912_432386625_n.jpg
― Ring brother, ring for me! (Viceroy), Monday, 23 July 2012 23:43 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/iWLIq.jpg
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 03:25 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/YAm3k.jpg
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 03:26 (eleven years ago) link
i thought it was 99% when did it become 98% - anyway people be sharin their photos
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 03:27 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/Jagaf.jpg
my god the libertarian guy has been posting so much libertarian stuff, at this point im only keeping him around as fodder for this thread
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 03:28 (eleven years ago) link
It's like I have two feeds of this stuff now.
― in charge of refreshments tonight is (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 03:30 (eleven years ago) link
heh, i'm glad my fb community is relatively free of this stuff. it's mostly baby photos these days.
― bajafreshnu orchestra (get bent), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 03:35 (eleven years ago) link
Repost if you've ever peed on a nurse.
― ms. cookie (carl agatha), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 04:00 (eleven years ago) link
Have I offended women yet?
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/422208_10151108689225170_1434459683_n.jpg
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 04:02 (eleven years ago) link
the kid standing on books one almost seems to be encouraging escapist fantasy over coming to terms with real life.
― Cunga, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 05:10 (eleven years ago) link
I guess it would be crossing a line if I attributed that Malcolm X quote to Joe Paterno
― mississippi joan hart (crüt), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 05:36 (eleven years ago) link
I'm having difficulty figuring out what "We have stuff that makes us preanet" is supposed to mean
― aspiring barkitect (silverfish), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 12:12 (eleven years ago) link
Are you?
― ms. cookie (carl agatha), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 12:33 (eleven years ago) link
yes
― aspiring barkitect (silverfish), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 12:40 (eleven years ago) link
It's a child's grammatically (and biologically) awkward way of referring to women's reproductive capabilities. "We have stuff that makes us pregnant" = women can carry and bear children thanks to our reproductive organ systems, which differs from men's.
― ms. cookie (carl agatha), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 12:49 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/3OITQ.jpg
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 13:01 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/lCUjE.jpg
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 13:02 (eleven years ago) link
no, but fun. is mad that you're digging up draft versions of their lyrics
― PITILESS LIVE SHOW (DJP), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 13:34 (eleven years ago) link
what's the meaning of "we got jobs"?
― ^ sarcasm (ken c), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 13:54 (eleven years ago) link
"we get jobs" even
we understand work?we understand apple computers' late former CEO?we receive work?we receive sexual favours?we receive cosmetic surgery?
― ^ sarcasm (ken c), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 13:56 (eleven years ago) link
we can support ourselves
― nicest bitch of poster (La Lechera), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 14:02 (eleven years ago) link
that one is awesome
― goole, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 14:05 (eleven years ago) link
oh "preanet" means "pregnant", thanks carl agatha
I'm gonna go with the "English is not my first language" defense on this one
xxxxpost
― aspiring barkitect (silverfish), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 14:06 (eleven years ago) link
no, you guys i see stuff like this not uncommonly
― nicest bitch of poster (La Lechera), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 14:06 (eleven years ago) link
xp Ahhhh yeah that would make it trickier. I actually read the word as "pregnant" and didn't notice the typo until your initial post. I'm sorry for being sassy about the misunderstanding!
― ms. cookie (carl agatha), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 14:08 (eleven years ago) link
but that is not the work of an esl student
― nicest bitch of poster (La Lechera), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 14:10 (eleven years ago) link
my guess is that is either an adult with extreme learning disabilities and/or functional illiteracy or someone imitating someone who is functionally illiterate
― nicest bitch of poster (La Lechera), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 14:11 (eleven years ago) link
you can tell from the content as well
― nicest bitch of poster (La Lechera), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 14:12 (eleven years ago) link
I guess it's a misspelling, not a typo, since the note is not typed.
xp, no but silverfish is saying that s/he didn't get the meaning of the note because of s/he speaks English as a second language.
― ms. cookie (carl agatha), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 14:12 (eleven years ago) link
Not because the letter writer is an ESL student.
oh ok
― nicest bitch of poster (La Lechera), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 14:13 (eleven years ago) link
sorry about the soapbox
― nicest bitch of poster (La Lechera), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 14:15 (eleven years ago) link
did no one else start singing that note to "We Are Young" or was it just me
― PITILESS LIVE SHOW (DJP), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 14:15 (eleven years ago) link
u guys seriously still talking about that note
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 14:20 (eleven years ago) link
i'm not i'm done
― nicest bitch of poster (La Lechera), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 14:22 (eleven years ago) link
you can tell it was an adult writing that note because they have stuff that makes them preanet
― ^ sarcasm (ken c), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 14:23 (eleven years ago) link
anywayhttp://foundmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/noboysintheroom.jpg
― ^ sarcasm (ken c), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 14:35 (eleven years ago) link
that gets pretty dark at the end
― PITILESS LIVE SHOW (DJP), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 14:37 (eleven years ago) link
no having popcorn fright at all.
― mississippi joan hart (crüt), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 14:37 (eleven years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7l19kOFRo1qlig4ao1_500.png
― thomp, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 14:42 (eleven years ago) link
haa
― mississippi joan hart (crüt), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 14:45 (eleven years ago) link
oh jesus
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 14:45 (eleven years ago) link
gah
― how's life, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 14:47 (eleven years ago) link
if I could have milk in my mobes believe me I would :(
― price lo matalan (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 15:03 (eleven years ago) link
sigh
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 15:04 (eleven years ago) link
bobes not mobes jeez
who has a mobe?
― contenderizer, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 15:20 (eleven years ago) link
fat men
― ^ sarcasm (ken c), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 15:22 (eleven years ago) link
men have mobes, even my 8 yo knows this
― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 15:23 (eleven years ago) link
no milk tho
― contenderizer, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 15:26 (eleven years ago) link
keep trying, you'll get it
― goole, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 15:27 (eleven years ago) link
no milk today / my ciscentricism is here to stay
― price lo matalan (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 15:32 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/599797_447645498600046_1275873095_n.jpg
― max, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 21:30 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/487683_10150938118517681_74477759_n.jpg
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 21:33 (eleven years ago) link
oh wow, you guys talked about the note up thread for a while. I should've given some context – yeah, it's supposed to be by an eight-year-old girl, but I don't buy it. The handwriting looks too much like somebody trying to write like an eight-year-old girl, and the misspellings aren't organic like you would see from a child (i.e., you have to do a lot of brainwork to figure out what they're trying to say).
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 21:40 (eleven years ago) link
Well I dug that.
xpost re: the authenticity of "milk on our bobes" note; yeah, the spelling mistakes are a bit too logical in their wrongness.
― Cunga, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 21:42 (eleven years ago) link
still talking about it
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 21:44 (eleven years ago) link
Look at that, we are.
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 21:46 (eleven years ago) link
"we"
don't think you really get this thread, start a new one to post your lame stuff imo
― Misc. Carnivora (Matt P), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 21:47 (eleven years ago) link
:-(
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 21:51 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/iAd4b.jpg
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 21:57 (eleven years ago) link
Matt P, why are you such a jerk?
― how's life, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 22:01 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/403885_10151957509120297_1200250346_n.jpg
― wack nerd zinging in the dead of night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 22:50 (eleven years ago) link
calvin coolidge never said that many words in his life
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 23:17 (eleven years ago) link
i had jimmy fallonshow on the tv last night and he had a bit that was in p much the exact spirit of this thread except not really very good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TwdWwbLt1g
― sleepingbag, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 23:20 (eleven years ago) link
-- Chandler Bingxxp
― , Blogger (schlump), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 23:21 (eleven years ago) link
― how's life, Tuesday, July 24, 2012 3:01 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
wish i could say it was just to see you whine at me
― Misc. Carnivora (Matt P), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 23:28 (eleven years ago) link
You're like ilx's stealth douchebag. I bet it passes by most folks unnoticed, but probably once a fortnight you're a real jerk to someone.
― how's life, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 00:44 (eleven years ago) link
doesnt fool you though
― Misc. Carnivora (Matt P), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 00:49 (eleven years ago) link
he's got a point though
― contenderizer, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 00:58 (eleven years ago) link
I'll just leave this here: if an ilx beef threatens to take over a perfectly innocent thread you can politely direct people here.
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 01:08 (eleven years ago) link
they said that i was MAD for starting that thread. MAD i tell you! long hot summer, what can i say.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 01:37 (eleven years ago) link
the cult of coolidge is easily one of the weirdest phenomenons of the tea party era.
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 01:39 (eleven years ago) link
I blame that massive pop song "Cal Me, Maybe"
― in charge of refreshments tonight is (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 01:44 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/378176_497726393587187_992988012_n.jpg
― scott seward, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 15:37 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/558265_382221055179202_547862211_n.jpg
― scott seward, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 16:10 (eleven years ago) link
its almost DESIGNED to make you think about squeezing the life out of a little puppy! something i never actually think about!
― scott seward, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 16:11 (eleven years ago) link
haha ya
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 16:12 (eleven years ago) link
who would even consider that an option
it makes me want to eat it's fuzz head
― contenderizer, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 16:47 (eleven years ago) link
er, yeah, its, you know
balls
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 16:59 (eleven years ago) link
lolll
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 17:03 (eleven years ago) link
the only thing worst than seeing these clogging up my news feed, are the stupid email forwards i get get almost weekly from my MIL (200ft icebergs in lake michigan!! a military dog who saved a bunch of soldiers by ripping out the bad guy's throat and breaking down a door and untying everyone and then hugging a baby!!). whenever me or ytth respond by telling her this shit is totally fake, she calls us 'party poopers' and pouts.― just1n3, Friday, July 13, 2012 8:05 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― just1n3, Friday, July 13, 2012 8:05 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
about 10 years ago my aunt forwarded me one of those hoax emails about a kid dying of cancer and wanting you to forward it to x number of people, etc. this was the latest in a run of about two dozen such emails. i replied to my aunt and told her that these emails were probably fake. her response? she emailed me to say she would never speak to me again and that if i was sick she wouldn't come to my deathbed and wouldn't attend my funeral.
neither of us ever mentioned this again. i generally dislike my aunt, but we are not necessarily on bad terms. i'm assuming this incident was evidence of some very deep-seated emotional problems that are otherwise channeled into overeating and micromanaging her sons' lives.
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 17:24 (eleven years ago) link
thats like a little short story right there
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 17:27 (eleven years ago) link
yeah, wow. on the bright side, another good reminder to never underestimate how many people on the internet really do not understand the internet at all
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 17:33 (eleven years ago) link
A couple years ago one of my oldest irl friends posted that bonzai cats in jars thing on FB and expressed her outrage over how anyone could do that to cats. She was way pissed when I broke the news to her that bonsai kittens did not actually exist.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 18:28 (eleven years ago) link
Every time I showed the Bonsai Kittens site to someone and got a horrified "oh no, how could they!" I felt like Mario eating a mushroom
― PITILESS LIVE SHOW (DJP), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 18:30 (eleven years ago) link
I mean overall I'm pretty gullible (I still feel dumb for falling for IDIED's Minor Treat ice cream truck shop a couple weeks ago but I think that's mostly because I wanted to believe) but the bonsai kittens was just ridiculous. Also she was posting this in like 2008 not 2003 or whatever.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 18:39 (eleven years ago) link
are 'animal crush videos' a real thing? i actually genuinely can not tell
― thomp, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 19:32 (eleven years ago) link
yep. this story is the first that comes to mind for me: http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/english/doc/2006-03/11/content_532624.htm
― 1staethyr, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 19:38 (eleven years ago) link
i posted a friend's fake thing about mayan ruins in the american south or something? in my defense, i didn't really read it before i shared it.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 19:47 (eleven years ago) link
i thought it was funny when someone posted...i wanna say it was truffaut...anyway, this old obituary because they wanted to quote something from it. but you guessed it, he got a lot of sad responses. oh my god i love his movies! r.i.p. 400 blows rules! stuff like that.
you could probably do that with a lot of people who died years ago. post an old obit and see how many sad eulogies you get.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 19:51 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/5NJLi.jpg
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 20:00 (eleven years ago) link
samuel adams, author of www.thefederalistpapers.org
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 20:05 (eleven years ago) link
can't believe that beer guy has such atrocious spelling, maybe he shouldn't sniff those hops so deeply
― electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 20:07 (eleven years ago) link
http://wyblog.us/images/nadz/jkpreal.jpg
― omar little, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 20:07 (eleven years ago) link
best thing about that pic: literally NO ONE remembers that bc every1 from that time is super dead
― electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 20:08 (eleven years ago) link
the only real presidents were the powdered wig ones and the guy with the hat and the two roosevelts. everyone knows that.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 20:27 (eleven years ago) link
the ONE roosevelt, you commie scum
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 20:29 (eleven years ago) link
is that john tyler?
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 21:50 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/557893_452620861425597_1259238910_n.jpg
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 23:39 (eleven years ago) link
now that's a message i approve of!
― scott seward, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 23:40 (eleven years ago) link
hahaa/sigh
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 23:42 (eleven years ago) link
yeah that's from a friend of mine, it's fantastic.
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 23:43 (eleven years ago) link
it misconstrues the purpose of wishing on a star tho, youre not wishing that the star is currently twinkling in its home and the whole thing is ruined if its not
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 23:53 (eleven years ago) link
but the star you are wishing on doesn't exist.
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 23:54 (eleven years ago) link
it probably does actually
― caek, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 23:54 (eleven years ago) link
according to astronomy
c'mon just get with the program
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 23:55 (eleven years ago) link
caek is an expert in hope, dreams
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 23:55 (eleven years ago) link
people wish on shooting stars and they aren't even stars at all.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 23:56 (eleven years ago) link
people wish on everything tbh
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 23:57 (eleven years ago) link
lotta wishing in this world
you wish for things that dont exist to exist so maybe non existant stars are best for that think abt it
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 23:59 (eleven years ago) link
people throw pennies in the water and they kinda hope they get some future action outta that. a hopeful race.
― scott seward, Thursday, 26 July 2012 00:00 (eleven years ago) link
there is about one star born each year in our galaxy
the number of stars in the galaxy is approximately constant
so about one star dies each year in the milky way
there are about 10 billion stars in the galaxy
therefore a random star has a 1 in 10 billion chance of exploding each year.
we can't see individual stars outside or galaxy. the galaxy is about 100 000 light years across. so let's say the most distant star you can observe with the naked eye is 100 000 light years away.
then putting it all together the chance a random star has died since the light you are now observing left it is, at most, 1 in 100 000
― caek, Thursday, 26 July 2012 00:05 (eleven years ago) link
http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs4/1324222_o.gif
― caek, Thursday, 26 July 2012 00:06 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.qkme.me/35a2g9.jpg
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 26 July 2012 00:07 (eleven years ago) link
when you wish upon a starmakes negligible difference where you are
― estela, Thursday, 26 July 2012 00:16 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/313897_10151106495945600_1678939966_n.jpg
― scott seward, Thursday, 26 July 2012 01:28 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/562908_10151106468615600_441586438_n.jpg
― scott seward, Thursday, 26 July 2012 01:31 (eleven years ago) link
WHY IS THIS A THING THAT'S EVEN WORTH MAKING A GRAPHIC OF AND SHARING ON FACEBOOK:
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/376686_10151299487899447_850771330_n.jpg
#missingthepointofthisthread
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Thursday, 26 July 2012 02:00 (eleven years ago) link
it's 3it's 3it's channel 3everywhere i bei tell you all the timeheaven is a place on earth with mekeeping my TV on channel 3i heard that you like the image macroson FB
― bajafreshnu orchestra (get bent), Thursday, 26 July 2012 02:03 (eleven years ago) link
i stole those fake quote ones from chaki. he's gotta be lurking. everyone say hi.
― scott seward, Thursday, 26 July 2012 02:17 (eleven years ago) link
One of my FB friends is a GROLIES (UK doctor's notes-speak for 'Guardian Reader Of Low Intelligence, Ethnic Skirt') and usually her timeline is full of badly-formed environmental/anti-banker macros but today we, her friends, are blessed, I tell you:
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s720x720/575987_436040829749809_2073220440_n.jpg
― higgs' besom (suzy), Thursday, 26 July 2012 08:14 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/JBRhO.jpg
― lag∞n, Thursday, 26 July 2012 13:47 (eleven years ago) link
~ David Duke ~
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Thursday, 26 July 2012 14:10 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/QAmSM.jpg
― lag∞n, Thursday, 26 July 2012 14:25 (eleven years ago) link
From the fashion stylist friend who is addicted to macro-expression, but is generally forgiven because usually she's posting images eg. Angela Davis, Grace Jones, Kathleen Cleaver:
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/552680_10151132714981303_921117208_n.jpg
― higgs' besom (suzy), Thursday, 26 July 2012 14:26 (eleven years ago) link
the whole thing where ppl think they're special weirdo butterflies is totally wat to me
― Mordy, Thursday, 26 July 2012 14:47 (eleven years ago) link
ilx has not been spared this plague unfortunately
i think we have some legit special weirdo butterflies tho
― goole, Thursday, 26 July 2012 14:50 (eleven years ago) link
the real weirdos, i've found, don't even know they're weird
― Mordy, Thursday, 26 July 2012 14:52 (eleven years ago) link
"I don't need to smoke pot! I'm weird enough without drugs!"
*dons black fedora, krumps out of the room*
― ms. cookie (carl agatha), Thursday, 26 July 2012 14:56 (eleven years ago) link
As ILX has been shown, repeatably, on the coworkers thread.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 26 July 2012 15:00 (eleven years ago) link
xp weed can make weirdos into casual, relaxed, social human beings
― Mordy, Thursday, 26 July 2012 15:13 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/MvuLw.jpg
shut it down folks
― lag∞n, Thursday, 26 July 2012 17:45 (eleven years ago) link
― Mordy, Thursday, July 26, 2012 9:47 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yeah i hate this. there's overlap with the self-described "geeks" too. get over yourselves.
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Thursday, 26 July 2012 18:14 (eleven years ago) link
luv
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/208855_10151108316990600_1048969801_n.jpg
― scott seward, Thursday, 26 July 2012 21:35 (eleven years ago) link
okay that one's going up
― Misc. Carnivora (Matt P), Thursday, 26 July 2012 21:39 (eleven years ago) link
i mean: shared
That artist thing at the top, just gotta say, I love artists and I love art, but yeah that thing makes me want to vote for Romney.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 26 July 2012 21:56 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/s720x720/428835_467277653283218_140714749_n.jpg
― Mordy, Friday, 27 July 2012 00:43 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/255321_10151112668566125_789395132_n.jpg
― Mordy, Friday, 27 July 2012 00:44 (eleven years ago) link
this is true, dead ppl would totally tip the balance in many precincts, ESP if they are presidents bc they will be on tv like "I am Andrew Jackson and I approve this message KILL ALL THE INDIANS" then every oldster wd be like u know what we haven't done that yet
― electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Friday, 27 July 2012 00:46 (eleven years ago) link
scott seward i love you
― horseshoe, Friday, 27 July 2012 01:07 (eleven years ago) link
maybe not for this though:
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/578832_10151042880958459_1852933029_n.jpg
― scott seward, Friday, 27 July 2012 04:15 (eleven years ago) link
but one of my facebook friends DID just post it. and it makes me go uhhhhhhhhh okay...
how many facebook friends do you have?
― mookieproof, Friday, 27 July 2012 04:17 (eleven years ago) link
quick somebody replace two of those heads with fred willard and matthew mcconaughey
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Friday, 27 July 2012 04:17 (eleven years ago) link
HAHAHAHAHAHA
"On the Thursday July 25th edition of the Alex Jones Show, Alex airs an interview he recorded this past weekend with American virtuoso guitarist and legendary lead vocalist for the almost three-decade strong, highly influential thrash-metal band Megadeth, Dave Mustaine."
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 27 July 2012 04:20 (eleven years ago) link
i have like 317 facebook friends. i might uh drop a few. nobody i know. the people i don't know. or can't remember. it just makes life easier. i really kinda just want people i actually know on my facebook.
there are also people i can't remember how i know. so i'm afraid to take them off my facebook. there are some ilxors whose names i can't remember. their real names.
― scott seward, Friday, 27 July 2012 04:21 (eleven years ago) link
not like 317. i did just check. i just like saying like on the internet.
― scott seward, Friday, 27 July 2012 04:22 (eleven years ago) link
(I'm not just posting random things about Dave Mustaine on here, I went to that infowars.com website and that was right at the top)
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 27 July 2012 04:22 (eleven years ago) link
i have two michael whites on my FB. that's the really confusing one. i made them into one person in my head.
― scott seward, Friday, 27 July 2012 04:23 (eleven years ago) link
I'm pretty sure that I'm not one of the Michael Whites.
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 27 July 2012 04:24 (eleven years ago) link
i prefer to remember the good times.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIF74lH4KPM&feature=related
― scott seward, Friday, 27 July 2012 04:35 (eleven years ago) link
such a great song.
― scott seward, Friday, 27 July 2012 04:36 (eleven years ago) link
haha, wrong thread!
okay, time for bed.
― scott seward, Friday, 27 July 2012 04:37 (eleven years ago) link
i like this one. because i'm always too embarrassed to buy sudafed and i make maria do it because i KNOW they are gonna think i'm a meth freak. and i miss buying it because i love that meth stuff that comes in sudafed when i'm sick. i only wish i had stocked up on huge bottles of xenadrine before the crackdown. they sold that stuff by the ton at vitamin stores. i didn't know!
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/548868_10151101671901201_1811689826_n.jpg
― scott seward, Friday, 27 July 2012 18:11 (eleven years ago) link
to be fair, they stack the deck a little by not featuring a picture of one of those granny spree murders in the bottom half.
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Friday, 27 July 2012 21:21 (eleven years ago) link
murderers
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Friday, 27 July 2012 21:22 (eleven years ago) link
Or a young punk kid with chronic sinus congestion in the top half.
― ms. cookie (carl agatha), Friday, 27 July 2012 21:22 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/E7Xwd.jpg
― Cunga, Saturday, 28 July 2012 18:10 (eleven years ago) link
is that fake on purpose can't tell
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Saturday, 28 July 2012 19:54 (eleven years ago) link
i love shit like this, it must make the rounds with every new "event" and they replace the guy with the most "of its time" killing spree/attack with a more "of the moment" guy, it's like "hey i'll always be down w/bin laden but have you heard this new joint by kyle huff?"
― omar little, Saturday, 28 July 2012 19:59 (eleven years ago) link
lmao @ ref: dictionary.com
― max, Saturday, 28 July 2012 20:25 (eleven years ago) link
intentional
― Cunga, Saturday, 28 July 2012 20:57 (eleven years ago) link
What do they all have in common? They HAVE NO BODIES
― Vic Perry, Saturday, 28 July 2012 21:07 (eleven years ago) link
The McVeigh pic kind of looks like a Dalek w/a McVeigh head and a mugshot sign.
― Crabbits, Saturday, 28 July 2012 21:52 (eleven years ago) link
for some reason i thought patsy was a gay slur? in any case i laughed at infowars.com asking "what do they all have in common?" and their answer being that they're all homosexuals.
― Misc. Carnivora (Matt P), Saturday, 28 July 2012 22:36 (eleven years ago) link
the way they've cropped and dropshadowed James Holmes hair, he looks like The Heat Miser.
― Vic Perry, Sunday, 29 July 2012 01:26 (eleven years ago) link
why did they leave out the guy everyone thought did the bombings but it turned out he didn't but it still ruined his life? the one actual patsy, they left out.
― Philip Nunez, Sunday, 29 July 2012 01:40 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/TanMK.jpg
― lag∞n, Sunday, 29 July 2012 01:55 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/VoSlW.jpg
― lag∞n, Sunday, 29 July 2012 01:57 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/OtOZZ.jpg
― lag∞n, Sunday, 29 July 2012 01:58 (eleven years ago) link
these are all via the libertarian guy who also posted this one, hes def kinda fat and poor, i guess its the governments fault
http://i.imgur.com/4v6wE.jpg
― lag∞n, Sunday, 29 July 2012 02:00 (eleven years ago) link
― Philip Nunez, Saturday, July 28, 2012 9:40 PM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
lol
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Sunday, 29 July 2012 02:26 (eleven years ago) link
haha all the libertarians I know are really poor, idgi
― iatee, Sunday, 29 July 2012 02:27 (eleven years ago) link
DOESN'T THAT SEEM ODD TO YOU?
Not as odd as the fact that the direction of the shadows behind "DOESN'T THAT SEEM ODD TO YOU?" are in a visibly different orientation than those behind "FAT, POOR, AND STUPID," proving beyond doubt that this is not a legitimate Facebook meme but a fake Facebook meme photoshopped together by our nation's enemies!
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 29 July 2012 02:30 (eleven years ago) link
otm
― lag∞n, Sunday, 29 July 2012 02:31 (eleven years ago) link
rothchilds and so forth
― iatee, Saturday, July 28, 2012 10:27 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
those who make the loudest appeals to logic are always the most illogical --jesus christ
― lag∞n, Sunday, 29 July 2012 02:34 (eleven years ago) link
i know a few libertarians who are upper middle class. but again, that prob says more about the circles i move in than a hard-and-fast rule about the socioeconomic status of libertarians.
― KARLOR CAN FUCK ANYTHING! AND HE WILL AND HAS!!! (Eisbaer), Sunday, 29 July 2012 02:39 (eleven years ago) link
but i can get why some poors fancy themselves libertarians -- they're sort of the same species as the low-level grunts who idolize Ayn Rand and fancy themselves (future) John Galts.
― KARLOR CAN FUCK ANYTHING! AND HE WILL AND HAS!!! (Eisbaer), Sunday, 29 July 2012 02:41 (eleven years ago) link
one thing we can definitively say re libertarian demographics is they are all white guys
― lag∞n, Sunday, 29 July 2012 02:43 (eleven years ago) link
and they're self-aware enough that coming right out & declaring themselves Republicans (which is what they REALLY are) is a bit declassé.
― KARLOR CAN FUCK ANYTHING! AND HE WILL AND HAS!!! (Eisbaer), Sunday, 29 July 2012 02:46 (eleven years ago) link
tbf my libertarian facebook guy has some p left social views thrown in there for good measure totally pro lgbt rights anti war etc
― lag∞n, Sunday, 29 July 2012 02:49 (eleven years ago) link
I shared this on ilx somewhere but my libertarian fb guy was teaching english in korea, broke his leg, got it fixed by their universal health care, wrote a long fb post about how angry he was that the doctor didn't speak better english, and how even tho he woulda been uninsured in america, the health care he woulda received woulda been better
― iatee, Sunday, 29 July 2012 02:56 (eleven years ago) link
they were def infringing on his liberty --ben franklin
― lag∞n, Sunday, 29 July 2012 03:00 (eleven years ago) link
also this guy, to the best of my knowledge, has only dateda. asian girls he meets teaching esl abroad b. asian girls he meets teaching esl in california
― iatee, Sunday, 29 July 2012 03:01 (eleven years ago) link
wrote a long fb post about how angry he was that the doctor didn't speak better english
wait a minute ... dude goes to a doctor in a foreign country (whose native language is not even CLOSELY related to English), and kvetches about the quality of the foreign doctor's English?!? WTF
― KARLOR CAN FUCK ANYTHING! AND HE WILL AND HAS!!! (Eisbaer), Sunday, 29 July 2012 03:01 (eleven years ago) link
even tho he woulda been uninsured in america, the health care he woulda received woulda been better
When he gets back, you should break his leg again, so he gets a chance to have the thing done right.
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 29 July 2012 03:02 (eleven years ago) link
haha I wish i weren't on an ipad I went to his profile and he has a very thread-worthy jpg that is a quote from this book:http://www.amazon.com/The-Ominous-Parallels-Brilliant-pre-Hitler/dp/0452011175
― iatee, Sunday, 29 July 2012 03:10 (eleven years ago) link
the subtitle of that book is literally 'a brilliant study of america today'
― lag∞n, Sunday, 29 July 2012 03:11 (eleven years ago) link
it was written in 1983!
― KARLOR CAN FUCK ANYTHING! AND HE WILL AND HAS!!! (Eisbaer), Sunday, 29 July 2012 03:12 (eleven years ago) link
If one were to compile a list of the most fanatically anti-reason philosophers since the Renaissance, almost every top figure--Kant, Hegel, Marx, Schopenhauer, Heidegger--would turn out to be German. This is not to say that German culture produced evil philosophers. Just the reverse: Germany's evil philosophers produced an evil culture.
― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 29 July 2012 03:14 (eleven years ago) link
the government controls food?
― max, Sunday, 29 July 2012 03:14 (eleven years ago) link
the quote is matched w/ this creepy pic: http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=File:Leonard_Peikoff.tiff
― iatee, Sunday, 29 July 2012 03:15 (eleven years ago) link
I guess ilx does not do 'tiff'http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=File:Leonard_Peikoff.tiff&page=1
even if the lot of them (w/ the exception of Hegel and Marx) had little in common w/ each other besides the fact that they were Germans ...
― KARLOR CAN FUCK ANYTHING! AND HE WILL AND HAS!!! (Eisbaer), Sunday, 29 July 2012 03:16 (eleven years ago) link
kant controls food, he told me i KANT have any more ice cream, what a dick
― lag∞n, Sunday, 29 July 2012 03:18 (eleven years ago) link
and of the German philosophers named, only one -- Heidegger -- had any real link to Nazism, and that was more as a fellow traveler/sycophant than Evil Puppetmaster who spawned Nazism.
― KARLOR CAN FUCK ANYTHING! AND HE WILL AND HAS!!! (Eisbaer), Sunday, 29 July 2012 03:19 (eleven years ago) link
eisbaer you are arguing w/ an amazon review of an objectivist book
― iatee, Sunday, 29 July 2012 03:21 (eleven years ago) link
man u cant even see the pattern of evil germnism, its sad they really have u brainwashed
― lag∞n, Sunday, 29 July 2012 03:21 (eleven years ago) link
if i ever write a book im def subtitling it 'a brilliant study of america today'
― lag∞n, Sunday, 29 July 2012 03:22 (eleven years ago) link
haha it's a pretty good strategy, making the book itself a positive review of the book
― iatee, Sunday, 29 July 2012 03:23 (eleven years ago) link
I think it should be taken further and at least constitute the first few chapters too
― iatee, Sunday, 29 July 2012 03:24 (eleven years ago) link
*picks book up, examines cover* hmm this looks pretty brilliant
― lag∞n, Sunday, 29 July 2012 03:24 (eleven years ago) link
While I do not agree with all that is in this book, I thought it a most important bookdealing with a subject that has shaken the soul of mankind. Certainly it has shakenmine to the core and I've shed many tears over it. I felt Dr. Peikoff most qualifiedto author such a book given his impeccable credentials. He has to be strong to survivethe merciless criticism that has been aimed at him. I feel one should disagree withhis ideas, not try to, frankly, destroy his image in people's minds.
I thought the heart of the book was a paragraph on page 160 beginning "This is howphilosophy shapes...". I thought the most powerful lines were on pages 227-228.I was shocked by the power and beauty of the passages. I couldn't help thinking, what apoet he would make. I would recommend this book to the thoughtful reader concerned withthe state of the world today.
― iatee, Sunday, 29 July 2012 03:28 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.amazon.com/gp/pdp/profile/AGKQHBZCWLQCE/ref=cm_cr_pr_pdp
― iatee, Sunday, 29 July 2012 03:29 (eleven years ago) link
http://i45.tinypic.com/2zdnl0g
― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 29 July 2012 03:31 (eleven years ago) link
daaaaamn my soul of mankind was just shaken to its core
― lag∞n, Sunday, 29 July 2012 03:33 (eleven years ago) link
he looks like Lou Reed.
― KARLOR CAN FUCK ANYTHING! AND HE WILL AND HAS!!! (Eisbaer), Sunday, 29 July 2012 03:34 (eleven years ago) link
compare:
with
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMIgZmmO1c4
― KARLOR CAN FUCK ANYTHING! AND HE WILL AND HAS!!! (Eisbaer), Sunday, 29 July 2012 03:35 (eleven years ago) link
haha I thought the same thing
― iatee, Sunday, 29 July 2012 03:35 (eleven years ago) link
im not sure thats actually lou reed
― lag∞n, Sunday, 29 July 2012 03:40 (eleven years ago) link
fair enough, here's a pic of the real Lou and not a robot Lou to compare w/ Peikoff:
http://images.wikia.com/miamivice/images/2/26/Loureed.jpg
― KARLOR CAN FUCK ANYTHING! AND HE WILL AND HAS!!! (Eisbaer), Sunday, 29 July 2012 03:44 (eleven years ago) link
no that is a muppet
― lag∞n, Sunday, 29 July 2012 03:44 (eleven years ago) link
this is lou reed
http://i.imgur.com/GcWxs.jpg
― lag∞n, Sunday, 29 July 2012 03:46 (eleven years ago) link
why do some old men get such a turkey neck and others don't
― iatee, Sunday, 29 July 2012 03:47 (eleven years ago) link
I'm not sure if I want one or not
- dictionary.com
(wtf, v few people in the history of humanity who liked reason better than Kant and Hegel did.)
― Merdeyeux, Sunday, 29 July 2012 03:49 (eleven years ago) link
you are arguing w/ an amazon review of an objectivist book
― iatee, Saturday, July 28, 2012 11:21 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― lag∞n, Sunday, 29 July 2012 03:50 (eleven years ago) link
― lag∞n, Saturday, July 28, 2012 11:18 PM (37 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
lol kant/can't puns always destroy me
― horseshoe, Sunday, 29 July 2012 03:57 (eleven years ago) link
if you like kant puns... Sidney Morgenbesser Has Done Some Funny Shit
― Mordy, Sunday, 29 July 2012 04:54 (eleven years ago) link
haha status update from the libertarian: If it wasn't for the cold, man would i moved back to New Hampshire
― lag∞n, Sunday, 29 July 2012 16:19 (eleven years ago) link
http://media-cache-ec2.pinterest.com/upload/152911349818879207_qXjmk2WI_f.jpg
― ms. cookie (carl agatha), Sunday, 29 July 2012 19:31 (eleven years ago) link
Think about it
― wack nerd zinging in the dead of night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 29 July 2012 23:41 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/UhUoQ.jpg
― dell (del), Sunday, 29 July 2012 23:42 (eleven years ago) link
I don't read Facebook for heavy political ideology, I don't think music choices should be some difficult, conscious political statement. Anyway, I'm on Facebook to trade jokes with high school friends and family. Some don't give a rat's ass about independent music!
― โตเกียวเหมียวเหมียว aka Truck Bombing Begins at Home (Mount Cleaners), Monday, 30 July 2012 00:01 (eleven years ago) link
Man I feel like my dominant paradigm just got subverted
― wack nerd zinging in the dead of night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 30 July 2012 00:14 (eleven years ago) link
ikr
― condorito breath (electricsound), Monday, 30 July 2012 00:17 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/207620_408026672596744_1436649335_n.jpg
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Monday, 30 July 2012 01:46 (eleven years ago) link
hahahhahahaha
― balls, Monday, 30 July 2012 01:52 (eleven years ago) link
"and I'd just like to add to that...you should go to Idaho, and shoot yourself in the mouth."
― Vic Perry, Monday, 30 July 2012 01:52 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/552646_408119529254125_1773122419_n.jpg
― Mordy, Monday, 30 July 2012 03:05 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/561080_413197718715358_599158770_n.jpg
― Mordy, Monday, 30 July 2012 03:06 (eleven years ago) link
that's tru, tho, most doctors will tell u thatxp
― electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Monday, 30 July 2012 03:06 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/314078_368084913263234_1992043313_n.jpg
― Mordy, Monday, 30 July 2012 03:07 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/554911_225115934278169_1331671958_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/480455_500484836647641_2085844194_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/179555_10151061214578856_1253713046_n.jpg
― Mordy, Monday, 30 July 2012 03:08 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/s720x720/550873_436383609715989_1970615785_n.jpg
― Mordy, Monday, 30 July 2012 03:09 (eleven years ago) link
please don't discriminate against bald men with tattoos
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Monday, 30 July 2012 04:06 (eleven years ago) link
that "delinquent" could save your lifebut for all we know he is just being a delinquent doctor impersonator and he is going to give us really sketchy tats instead of life saving surg
― electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Monday, 30 July 2012 04:10 (eleven years ago) link
dont you get all tatted to look like a bad ass and then you dont want people to think of you as a bad ass idgi
― lag∞n, Monday, 30 July 2012 04:11 (eleven years ago) link
also no one calls adults delinquents
these tats are an expression of my professionalism and medicinal excellence, why are ppl still asking me if I like oi?
― electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Monday, 30 July 2012 04:13 (eleven years ago) link
this thread fills me with contempt
― j., Monday, 30 July 2012 04:16 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/4sVeV.jpg
― lag∞n, Monday, 30 July 2012 04:19 (eleven years ago) link
what in the
― goole, Monday, 30 July 2012 04:21 (eleven years ago) link
dont discriminate
― lag∞n, Monday, 30 July 2012 04:24 (eleven years ago) link
please
― j., Monday, 30 July 2012 04:25 (eleven years ago) link
feel like adding swastikas to jpgs is the next big phase of this thread
― , Blogger (schlump), Monday, 30 July 2012 10:59 (eleven years ago) link
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/23998559.jpg
has this been posted on this thread yet? seems to find its way through my facebook feed every two days or so.
― how's life, Monday, 30 July 2012 12:46 (eleven years ago) link
okay that one's kinda funny actually!
this made me laugh last night because I am 12 y/o boy:
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/c17.0.403.403/p403x403/403851_353050588107446_213569216_n.jpg
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 30 July 2012 12:54 (eleven years ago) link
the imaginations on some people you cant help but wonder
― lag∞n, Monday, 30 July 2012 13:45 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/217918_402476643141919_350639748_n.jpg
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Monday, 30 July 2012 20:23 (eleven years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m054lqzw431qz6f9yo1_500.jpg
― Mordy, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 04:27 (eleven years ago) link
http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/549148_445456088833149_446152822_n.jpg
wtf, has buddha never tried to light up a bunch of candles on a birthday cake before? even lighting *10* candles from another candle uses up like half of the first candle! if you light a thousand candles you'd probably use up 50 candles doing it, and burn your fingers a bunch of times too. jeeze.
i tried to explain this to the girl who posted the pic on her facebook stream, i think i upset her.
ps. ^^^ facebook pic, hope it's visible, couldn't find it outside the facebookiverse.
― messiahwannabe, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 04:43 (eleven years ago) link
So enraging the various platitudes attributed to the Buddha, Dalai Lama etc by anonymous spiritual imagebombers.
Dude was aphoristic but not platitudinous.
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 04:48 (eleven years ago) link
This:
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/417799_309234155789749_267326117_n.jpg
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 04:56 (eleven years ago) link
ugh, thank you for making me see that one again :/
i actually like them unintentional creepy vibe to this one!
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-MhEUcOb7tzw/Two89QEdXlI/AAAAAAAAF50/ZuewgkCkM5w/s400/God%25252527s%25252BLove%255B1%255D.jpg
― messiahwannabe, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 05:00 (eleven years ago) link
i hate that font this much
― bajafreshnu orchestra (get bent), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 05:04 (eleven years ago) link
lol, whats with the lightning
― joaquin haus-partizan (s1ocki), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 05:27 (eleven years ago) link
IT'S ALIIIIIIVE!
― Call Surgeon General C. Everett Koop. Poo-poo-pa-doop. (stevie), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 06:49 (eleven years ago) link
Frankenchrist
― Arvo Pärt Chimp (Neil S), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 11:06 (eleven years ago) link
he's an angry, vengeful jesus. coming to give you a creepy lightning hug.
― messiahwannabe, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 11:28 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/kimVm.jpg
or in a birdbath
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 13:16 (eleven years ago) link
lol isn't Brian Littrell a Backstreet Boy? /deep philosopher
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 13:30 (eleven years ago) link
No you won't! Does that person know nothing at all about astronomy?
― I want to smother him in electronic butter. (White Chocolate Cheesecake), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 13:35 (eleven years ago) link
well maybe if you miss the moon you just keep going
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 13:36 (eleven years ago) link
even if you miss your dead corpse will eventually land among the stars, assuming you reached escape velocity in the first place and then avoided getting captured by any other bodies in the solar system.
― ledge, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 13:37 (eleven years ago) link
Shoot for the moon, even if you miss, you will float in the vast, empty wasteland of space until you die utterly, utterly alone.
― ms. cookie (carl agatha), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 13:38 (eleven years ago) link
in a birdbath
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 13:38 (eleven years ago) link
I kind of love creepy lighting hug Jesus. He just needs some glowing red eyes.
― ms. cookie (carl agatha), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 13:39 (eleven years ago) link
Chances are you won't even reach escape velocity of the earth, and will orbit round and round with the space junk in an ever decreasing circles until you burn to a crisp on atmospheric re-entry.
― I want to smother him in electronic butter. (White Chocolate Cheesecake), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 13:39 (eleven years ago) link
Shoot for the moon, even if you miss, this is still a run-on sentence.
depends on what you use to shoot, prob wont get more than a couple feet tbh, thats called jumping
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 13:41 (eleven years ago) link
even if you miss you'll still have undine ballerinas haunting your birdbath
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 13:44 (eleven years ago) link
it is inconceivable you would reach the stars
i mean do you have any idea how inhospitable space is to dead organic tissue?
and how energetically improbably it is that you would leave the solar system?
― caek, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 14:02 (eleven years ago) link
h8r
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 14:21 (eleven years ago) link
just need a tin capsule and a nuclear battery.
― ledge, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 14:26 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.papermag.com/uploaded_images/Screen%20shot%202012-07-31%20at%2012.34.40%20AM.png
Kind of hate the fact this is appearing everywhere on my feed at the moment. Not that Chris Brown isn't a despicable little thug who should be ignored, of course. Lots of people losing their shit over the word "clusterfuck" for some reason (used incorrectly in this case). Lots of people applauding the article for its honesty, even though there are reams of articles going back that have done the same. Lots of people banging on about how shit r'n'b-pop is (viz: "Even if you like this kind of music, it's still shit" stance the review takes). Article's been tweeted by the NME and now the writer's courting them to let her write for them cos of a completely biased un-objective review that does nothing but say "Chris Brown is a dick, R'n'B sucks". She'll probably be editor by next year.
― Quickly, take hold of my hand, asshole! (dog latin), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 14:32 (eleven years ago) link
What does space do to dead organic tissue?
― maybe it's a Hartlepool scarf? (onimo), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 14:33 (eleven years ago) link
yeah i've seen that. lol at "clusterfuck".
is it from metro?
― caek, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 14:34 (eleven years ago) link
xp, low temperature and pressure and UV radiation photodissociates the molecules. not even dust would remain.
― caek, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 14:35 (eleven years ago) link
^^ my chris brown review
"catastrophic" used twice in a 100 word review. I hate it even more for turning me into a music review snob.
― Quickly, take hold of my hand, asshole! (dog latin), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 14:35 (eleven years ago) link
catastrophe reviews reviews
― electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 14:36 (eleven years ago) link
thanks caek
― maybe it's a Hartlepool scarf? (onimo), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 14:40 (eleven years ago) link
I get why that review is irritating, but OTOH fuck Chris Brown
― keeping things contextual (DJP), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 14:45 (eleven years ago) link
http://ichlugebullets.wordpress.com/2012/07/31/chloe-papas-is-a-racist-and-a-hypocrite/
― caek, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 14:49 (eleven years ago) link
haha, i'm imagining a really well-written, very objective review of the music on the album with the caveat ",but OTOH fuck Chris Brown" written after every sentence.
― Quickly, take hold of my hand, asshole! (dog latin), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 14:50 (eleven years ago) link
Dom, if we remember correctly, is the guy who used to post his fantasies about punching women in the face on ILX, so if he's defending Chris Brown/attacking that reviewer, it might not be because "racism is bad, kids."
― I want to smother him in electronic butter. (White Chocolate Cheesecake), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 14:53 (eleven years ago) link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Majestic_plural
― Mordy, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 15:04 (eleven years ago) link
what's funny about the use of the word clusterfuck? it's been around for half a century.
― contenderizer, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 15:54 (eleven years ago) link
she doesn't know what it means.
― caek, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 17:28 (eleven years ago) link
I'm still trying to deduce what "skitzy" is supposed to mean
OTOH, fuck Chris Brown
― keeping things contextual (DJP), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 17:56 (eleven years ago) link
I mean really, at the end of the day it can't be stressed enough that Chris Brown is fucking horrible and no one would actually be buying any of his music right now in a perfect world because he'd be in jail
― keeping things contextual (DJP), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 17:58 (eleven years ago) link
skitzy = sketchy + ditzy?
― Mordy, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 17:59 (eleven years ago) link
schizoid?
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 18:02 (eleven years ago) link
i think my deal with this thread is secretly i want to be inspired
― Misc. Carnivora (Matt P), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 18:18 (eleven years ago) link
Chris Brown is horrible, but that review is terrible.
Also, I have a gut feeling that Chris Brown is basically one of the kids from Bunny and the college researcher's class for problem kids in season 4 of The Wire.
― wack nerd zinging in the dead of night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 19:20 (eleven years ago) link
NO STARS EVER is p lol
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 19:22 (eleven years ago) link
that review is pretty awful but dom is consistently much worse, soz zing crew
― Call Surgeon General C. Everett Koop. Poo-poo-pa-doop. (stevie), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 19:32 (eleven years ago) link
the dom thing posted upthread is like the only thing i've ever slightly agreed w/him on slightly
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 19:47 (eleven years ago) link
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060921125656AA2GoDc
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 19:51 (eleven years ago) link
"But he was getting better all the time." (Re: John Lennon wifebeater)
― nickn, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 20:10 (eleven years ago) link
wait what dom thing?
― wack nerd zinging in the dead of night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 20:13 (eleven years ago) link
the Ich Luge Bullets thing that ppl posted to multiple threads (haven't clicked on it)
― keeping things contextual (DJP), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 20:14 (eleven years ago) link
oh ok i just read it. it's basically just a list of bands she likes and how there are no black ppl in them.
― wack nerd zinging in the dead of night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 20:42 (eleven years ago) link
lol what a scathing rebuttal
― keeping things contextual (DJP), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 20:50 (eleven years ago) link
dommy frere-jones
― buzza, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 21:00 (eleven years ago) link
yeah that's not what it was but whateverxp
― pandemic, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 21:02 (eleven years ago) link
i mean it's funny, it's dom!
― wack nerd zinging in the dead of night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 21:07 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/561517_258110560973076_863156857_n.jpg
― moesha my reflection (donna rouge), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 23:31 (eleven years ago) link
yup
― LISTEN TO THIS BRAD (Nicole), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 23:45 (eleven years ago) link
y'know, anyone could've pulled that 'review' to pieces, but dom did a typically thorough job and went the extra distance by twisting the knife with the pretty hilarious racism angle. you may not like the man but you have to respect the craft.
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 1 August 2012 00:02 (eleven years ago) link
definitions of "hilarious" appear to vary quite a bit from person to person
― contenderizer, Wednesday, 1 August 2012 01:08 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah I mean how dare a girl her age not be intimately familiar with Lindsay Buckingham's domestic violence issues from the 70s, which have been clearly splashed all over Twitter and blogs in the past 12 months.
― heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 1 August 2012 15:06 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/557048_139976779475310_1346025052_n.jpg
― Mordy, Thursday, 2 August 2012 00:39 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/384770_425760514133637_1185091669_n.jpg
― joaquin haus-partizan (s1ocki), Thursday, 2 August 2012 03:52 (eleven years ago) link
what confuses me is that the internet seems to love nicolas cage but the internet won't stop talking about how much it hates nicolas cage, actions speak louder than words
also wtf miranda cosgrove, like you couldn't use one of the eight billion female celebrities the internet hates, you just had to recruit some new blood
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Thursday, 2 August 2012 07:08 (eleven years ago) link
fuck the internet i'm going back to palm pilots
m cosgrove is awesome btw, fuck haters
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Thursday, 2 August 2012 07:09 (eleven years ago) link
lol @ "not liking any black artists" equalling "you are a racist". it means you have shitty taste in music. that's it.
― frogbs, Thursday, 2 August 2012 13:17 (eleven years ago) link
I remember Geir getting tarred with that brush more than once.
― nickn, Thursday, 2 August 2012 17:24 (eleven years ago) link
literally the worst advice i have ever heard
― , Blogger (schlump), Thursday, 2 August 2012 17:30 (eleven years ago) link
its more a description of how people do things anyway
― lag∞n, Thursday, 2 August 2012 17:32 (eleven years ago) link
Love the mackro, suckers!
-Buddha
― lick of the rim (Matt P), Thursday, 2 August 2012 17:35 (eleven years ago) link
did buddha even say that?
― Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 2 August 2012 17:41 (eleven years ago) link
idk sounds like it could just be a v liberal translation
― lag∞n, Thursday, 2 August 2012 17:44 (eleven years ago) link
this is the same guy that said you should throw hot coals at people quickly so you don't hurt your hand.
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 2 August 2012 17:44 (eleven years ago) link
Believe nothing, O monks, merely because you have been told it or because it is traditional, or because you yourselves have imagined it. Do not believe what your teacher tells you merely out of respect for the teacher. But whatsoever, after due examination and analysis, you find to be conducive to the good, the benefit, the welfare of all beings that doctrine believe and cling to, and take it as your guide.
― half-worm inchworm tapeworm (donna rouge), Thursday, 2 August 2012 17:45 (eleven years ago) link
not that that has a source either but eh
― half-worm inchworm tapeworm (donna rouge), Thursday, 2 August 2012 17:46 (eleven years ago) link
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, August 2, 2012 1:44 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
wear a glove --buddha
― lag∞n, Thursday, 2 August 2012 17:48 (eleven years ago) link
These are delicious pork rinds --buddha
― where can i get a mcdonalds quesadilla tho (silby), Thursday, 2 August 2012 20:14 (eleven years ago) link
shit, they are!
― contenderizer, Thursday, 2 August 2012 20:16 (eleven years ago) link
― half-worm inchworm tapeworm (donna rouge), Thursday, 2 August 2012 18:45 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
ty for this!really interesting. the other translation is basically
"Pffft"--buddha
― , Blogger (schlump), Thursday, 2 August 2012 20:42 (eleven years ago) link
http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8424/7706066048_b64ba9700e_o.jpg
― bajafreshnu orchestra (get bent), Friday, 3 August 2012 19:28 (eleven years ago) link
― half-worm inchworm tapeworm (donna rouge), Friday, 3 August 2012 19:29 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/391418_2036582670514_553247783_n.jpg
this doesn't make me want to be friends with this person
― mississippi joan hart (crüt), Saturday, 4 August 2012 04:16 (eleven years ago) link
could be LJ if not for the shy bit
― if all you have is jan hammer, everything looks like jimmy nail (electricsound), Saturday, 4 August 2012 04:22 (eleven years ago) link
What people really mean when they say they are "crazy lunatics" or "totally weird" or whatever is that they like anime
― "Pffft" --buddha (silby), Saturday, 4 August 2012 04:28 (eleven years ago) link
Rachel is possibly my favorite tweeter
― dell (del), Saturday, 4 August 2012 06:30 (eleven years ago) link
this one showed up today in my feed. what can you say about a phenomenon that is prompting me to dislike both the buddha and andy warhol??
http://i.imgur.com/QmSZB.jpg
― dell (del), Saturday, 4 August 2012 06:33 (eleven years ago) link
aaargh!!
― dell (del), Saturday, 4 August 2012 06:34 (eleven years ago) link
weird, i opened up facebook yesterday and there were like a billion of these on my feed. when did *everyone* start doing this?
― messiahwannabe, Saturday, 4 August 2012 09:50 (eleven years ago) link
I'M REALLY SHY AT FIRST. BUT ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW ME, PREPARE TO FIND OUT WHAT'S BEHIND THE LOCKED DOOR IN MY APARTMENT.
― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 4 August 2012 10:25 (eleven years ago) link
I'm really shy at first but once you get to know me-- hey! Stay out of my freezer, okay?
― ms. cookie (carl agatha), Saturday, 4 August 2012 11:57 (eleven years ago) link
why do you hide people who don't know how to not be boring on the internet from your feed, i don't understand
― thomp, Saturday, 4 August 2012 12:00 (eleven years ago) link
IM REALLY SHY AT FIRST. NOT REALLY. ALSO I WILL MURDER YOU.
― lag∞n, Saturday, 4 August 2012 12:59 (eleven years ago) link
i havent hid my biggest macro offenders so that ill have things to post to this thread
― lag∞n, Saturday, 4 August 2012 13:02 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/Md8yU.jpg
― lag∞n, Saturday, 4 August 2012 13:06 (eleven years ago) link
Lots to unpack there
― "Pffft" --buddha (silby), Saturday, 4 August 2012 13:38 (eleven years ago) link
its from the pov of a fish
― lag∞n, Saturday, 4 August 2012 13:39 (eleven years ago) link
I'm really shy at first, but once you get to know me, I will giggle into my hands and turn away because I am very shy!!!!
― electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Saturday, 4 August 2012 13:55 (eleven years ago) link
I think posting large macros about your ATYPICAL NEUROLOGY!!! is more of a cry for acceptance and/or help and I've done it before when I've been in really low points and realized afterwards -- wait, this was a stupid idea...
I will never have shame for resharing cute animal photos and lolcatz stuff, though; that is the fuel that drives the engine of the internet.
― Ring brother, ring for me! (Viceroy), Saturday, 4 August 2012 16:41 (eleven years ago) link
http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/563377_433610983328839_2118212837_n.jpg
― Arvo Pärt Chimp (Neil S), Saturday, 4 August 2012 17:10 (eleven years ago) link
TRUST CHILDRENTRUST CHILDREN
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Saturday, 4 August 2012 17:21 (eleven years ago) link
I dunno. I don't think I'd trust a child with my savings account, but then again they'd probably handle it better than Bank of America does...
― Ring brother, ring for me! (Viceroy), Saturday, 4 August 2012 17:28 (eleven years ago) link
whoever designed that seemed to want to make it as unreadable as possible.
― Arvo Pärt Chimp (Neil S), Saturday, 4 August 2012 17:32 (eleven years ago) link
wondering wtf john holt did as a kid that adults felt the need to make it very clear he could not be trusted
― balls, Saturday, 4 August 2012 22:21 (eleven years ago) link
always wrote a tilde before his name
― lick of the rim (Matt P), Saturday, 4 August 2012 22:42 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10152015689630271&set=a.10150627188135271.689866.780200270&type=1&relevant_count=1&ref=nf Nothing is more powerful than being truly affected by a tea kettle.
― Yam, Sunday, 5 August 2012 22:18 (eleven years ago) link
Gah! http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/539120_10152015689630271_711553366_n.jpg
― Yam, Sunday, 5 August 2012 22:19 (eleven years ago) link
whether it's a mountain, a rain drop, ben gibbard, feel it all
― mookieproof, Sunday, 5 August 2012 22:24 (eleven years ago) link
i draw the line at tea kettle
― lag∞n, Sunday, 5 August 2012 22:32 (eleven years ago) link
guard yr hearts good friends against tea kettles, tender little tea kettles, oh dear
― lag∞n, Sunday, 5 August 2012 22:33 (eleven years ago) link
woman holding gun invokes "your perfectly vulnerable beating heart"
― , Blogger (schlump), Sunday, 5 August 2012 22:42 (eleven years ago) link
That tea kettle's only 16 years oldLeave it alone....they say
― Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 6 August 2012 00:37 (eleven years ago) link
Cousin-in-law; sorry, this is truly awful!
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/226204_442134902497724_1015517845_n.jpg
― Virginia Plain, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 02:34 (eleven years ago) link
from my uncle:
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/487698_412929968773081_571630185_n.jpg
― just1n3, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 03:13 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/531533_419545801430997_122930472_n.jpg
That's not Walmart, that's Ralph's. And it's for kids, not adults. Although our society is doomed.
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 03:24 (eleven years ago) link
it was $2.6bn, not $100bn
― caek, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 11:11 (eleven years ago) link
always ruining Facebook JPEGs with pedantry ;_;
― Arvo Pärt Chimp (Neil S), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 11:29 (eleven years ago) link
xp lol i'm totally posting that in the comments
― just1n3, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 14:35 (eleven years ago) link
http://a.yfrog.com/img532/6928/957vi.jpg
― hamlisch kilgour (get bent), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 00:54 (eleven years ago) link
Did Zooey go to art school or something?
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 01:00 (eleven years ago) link
could you reply with this to your uncle, re: mars landinghttp://i.imgur.com/T5nUA.gif
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 01:34 (eleven years ago) link
things like this are one of the reasons i don't spend any time on facebook. have any of you guys considered just doing that?
― some dude, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 02:05 (eleven years ago) link
^ the man has a point
― goole, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 03:07 (eleven years ago) link
have any of some dudes considered not reading this thread?
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 03:14 (eleven years ago) link
philip, the guy in that drawing looks disturbingly too much like Kevin Smith ...
o_O
― KARLOR CAN FUCK ANYTHING! AND HE WILL AND HAS!!! (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 05:05 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/304644_399493043433220_319814867_n.jpg
― Mordy, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 15:36 (eleven years ago) link
― mookieproof, Tuesday, August 7, 2012 11:14 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
i mean i haven't really, i browsed it half-interestedly and then tuned out after the 10th example of eye-rolling inanity. again, like facebook, where most of my sporadic posts are to explain why i'm never on facebook to all my family and friends who are addicted to it.
― some dude, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 15:37 (eleven years ago) link
feelings can't describe tumblr? or feelingscantdescribe.tumblr?
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 15:41 (eleven years ago) link
― some dude, Wednesday, August 8, 2012 11:37 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
can we not "do this," guys
i'm pretty good at not doing this, sure.
― some dude, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 15:46 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/255302_10151059161827943_362715644_n.jpg
― just1n3, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 17:48 (eleven years ago) link
rmde
― "Pffft" --buddha (silby), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 17:50 (eleven years ago) link
90% of car doors don't need to be held open anyway, they just sorta stay open on their own
― "Pffft" --buddha (silby), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 17:51 (eleven years ago) link
that is the most reprehensible thing i've seen all day and i hope whoever posted that gets yelled at
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 17:52 (eleven years ago) link
What 10 Romantic Things Can YOUR Boyfriend Do for YOU to Be More Like an Aurora Shooting Victim? Read more
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 17:54 (eleven years ago) link
Repost if you hold the car door open for your girlfriend. 98% of people won't repost. WILL YOU?
― ms. cookie (carl agatha), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 17:57 (eleven years ago) link
The tragedy in Colorado has awakened us to a troubling fact about American society: Each day, millions of women are needlessly forced to open their own car doors.
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:00 (eleven years ago) link
how is that not a https://twitter.com/PinterestFake tweet
― price lo matalan (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:01 (eleven years ago) link
^ amazing
― goole, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:34 (eleven years ago) link
Hippie girl posted this
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s480x480/376762_10151184486168825_826347486_n.jpg
oh, were you eating your tea? Sorry 'bout that...
― Quickly, take hold of my hand, asshole! (dog latin), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 22:13 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.facebook.com/path.to.truth
looksl ike a cult to me.
― ms. cookie (carl agatha), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 22:15 (eleven years ago) link
gonna get a bumper sticker, JUST BECAUSE I HAVE DISCOVERED INNER PEACE DOESN'T MEAN I'M BUDDHIST
― , Blogger (schlump), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 22:16 (eleven years ago) link
Do you want to know what I really am? It's very simple. I am a soap bubble.
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 22:16 (eleven years ago) link
The gesture Namaste represents the belief that there is a Divine spark within each of us that is located in the heart chakra.[citation needed] The gesture is an acknowledgment of the soul in one by the soul in another.[citation needed]
― "Pffft" --buddha (silby), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 22:20 (eleven years ago) link
that goofy bryce3d sphere in that jpg looks like a fetal nematode or something
― "Pffft" --buddha (silby), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 22:21 (eleven years ago) link
doesn't matter that there's no such thing as a fetal nematode
also does "I say Namaste because I like what it means not because I'm Hindu" read as really culturally-appropriative to anybody else?
― "Pffft" --buddha (silby), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 22:22 (eleven years ago) link
it just means hello.
― "Pffft" --buddha (silby), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 22:23 (eleven years ago) link
what are you "aware" of exactly, jpg person, if you're not aware enough to know what words mean?
― "Pffft" --buddha (silby), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 22:24 (eleven years ago) link
I hate you, bubble fetus jpg person
LITTLE DID THEY KNOW i'm actually just a white person with dreads
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 22:25 (eleven years ago) link
she runs her own dreadlock business.
― Quickly, take hold of my hand, asshole! (dog latin), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 22:27 (eleven years ago) link
yes, dreadlock business.
wait seriously?
― "Pffft" --buddha (silby), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 22:27 (eleven years ago) link
i'm 100% serious
wtftftftftf
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 22:28 (eleven years ago) link
What does is mean to run a dreadlock business? She sells dreadlocks? She comes to your house and gives you dreadlocks? She cares for people's dreadlocks? What? WHAT?
― ms. cookie (carl agatha), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 22:31 (eleven years ago) link
hires them out for bar mitzvahs
― "Pffft" --buddha (silby), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 22:32 (eleven years ago) link
how do you make a business out of that lol xp
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 22:32 (eleven years ago) link
Step 1: spit without missing your palm
i think she comes round and gives you dreadlocks, yes.
― Quickly, take hold of my hand, asshole! (dog latin), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 22:34 (eleven years ago) link
(wondering about how one could start a herpes business now)
― Quickly, take hold of my hand, asshole! (dog latin), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 22:35 (eleven years ago) link
philip, the guy in that drawing looks disturbingly too much like Kevin Smith ...o_O
That's the Marvel comics version of Hercules! (sorry if that's been covered already, haven't made it all the way down the thread yet)
― keeping things contextual (DJP), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 22:38 (eleven years ago) link
o wait till you do, DJP. Wait till you do.
― "Pffft" --buddha (silby), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 22:39 (eleven years ago) link
i say namaste because... of yoga class
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 23:57 (eleven years ago) link
my favourite this week:
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/313175_262695080513427_1889542872_n.jpg
― just1n3, Thursday, 9 August 2012 03:08 (eleven years ago) link
don't tage me, bro!
― Royal Governor His Eminence and Imperial (Viceroy), Thursday, 9 August 2012 03:11 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/562664_373758206027503_1590593206_n.jpg
― spanky hotel frogstrot (how's life), Thursday, 9 August 2012 09:48 (eleven years ago) link
I REST MY CASE
― Arvo Pärt Chimp (Neil S), Thursday, 9 August 2012 10:40 (eleven years ago) link
all scientists are like, "welp...."*kicks feet up* my job here is done."
― electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Thursday, 9 August 2012 11:14 (eleven years ago) link
nigella lawson is fine, your argument is invalid
― lag∞n, Thursday, 9 August 2012 12:18 (eleven years ago) link
I just want to be beautiful... like Nigella... *bites into a stick of butter salted with tears*
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 9 August 2012 12:26 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/616662_423804997657556_1851341288_o.jpg
Local music/comedy duo posted this a couple of weeks ago.
― Quickly, take hold of my hand, asshole! (dog latin), Thursday, 9 August 2012 13:04 (eleven years ago) link
they look like the platonic ideal of a local music/comedy duo
― price lo matalan (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 9 August 2012 13:17 (eleven years ago) link
They're okay. One of them's a mate of mine.
― Quickly, take hold of my hand, asshole! (dog latin), Thursday, 9 August 2012 13:27 (eleven years ago) link
i made one
http://s8.postimage.org/oquqh7311/inspirations610.jpg
― Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 9 August 2012 17:45 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/190127_10151014929508460_170410332_n.jpg
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:11 (eleven years ago) link
plz replace "Regret." with "Wolves."
― keeping things contextual (DJP), Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:12 (eleven years ago) link
regret wolves
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:14 (eleven years ago) link
sh@kedown: masterful
― goole, Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:27 (eleven years ago) link
This is just… So many levels… I don't even:
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/427475_10151978632205023_262286368_n.jpg
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Thursday, 9 August 2012 22:49 (eleven years ago) link
What's that saying exactly?
― sorry for asshole (dog latin), Friday, 10 August 2012 08:55 (eleven years ago) link
stay in school
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 10 August 2012 15:53 (eleven years ago) link
That's only true if only 2% turn up to vote, including all of the "one-per-cent"
― Mark G, Friday, 10 August 2012 15:56 (eleven years ago) link
can i ask a dumb question? how do you actually make these?
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 10 August 2012 15:59 (eleven years ago) link
paste a picture into MS paint or yr pirated copy of photoshop, add some text in a froofy free font you got from somewhere
― "Pffft" --buddha (silby), Friday, 10 August 2012 16:14 (eleven years ago) link
It was only a matter of time before my sister's wall bore fruit:
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/424323_3937661691687_1212544136_n.jpg
DISCLOSURE: in the '90s I wrote a feature on drug testing at work and all the people quoted in it were my sister's burnout friends talking about how much golden seal they were drinking before piss tests.
― higgs' besom (suzy), Friday, 10 August 2012 16:15 (eleven years ago) link
i bought one of those "blocker" mix drinks at a head shop in college for a summer job, and um...well...it was effective
― Jandek at the Disco (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 10 August 2012 16:16 (eleven years ago) link
www.CBSQualityCars.com
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 10 August 2012 16:19 (eleven years ago) link
oh god, I wish I got a picture, there was a shop in duluth that had on different windows:
URINECLEANERS
ADULTTOYS
― your native bacon (mh), Friday, 10 August 2012 16:22 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/388147_3512775739547_1970014395_n.jpg
I responded: "pretty sure this is patently untrue"
― your native bacon (mh), Friday, 10 August 2012 16:41 (eleven years ago) link
"when my arms fell off, I realized it was, in fact, my body telling me to stop"
― keeping things contextual (DJP), Friday, 10 August 2012 16:42 (eleven years ago) link
going to challenge the poster to do 800 push-ups right now
― your native bacon (mh), Friday, 10 August 2012 16:43 (eleven years ago) link
mh, I wish you'd got a picture too :(
My sister is totally projecting her white whine-drinking shit onto a straw man, as usual. I assume most welfare recipients don't steal money from a parent to spend on pull tabs.
― higgs' besom (suzy), Friday, 10 August 2012 16:50 (eleven years ago) link
I have had this amazing tendency in the last six months to burst into political rants after going out with friends and having beers. The most recent included: - A friend and I explaining why drug testing to get unemployment benefits is ridiculous - Sternly explaining that voter identification laws are a solution for a problem that does not exist - Ranting and mocking two random dudes on a patio at 3AM for not understanding healthcare
― your native bacon (mh), Friday, 10 August 2012 16:53 (eleven years ago) link
I mention this here, because it's 90% of why I should not have beers then view this thread because I end up yelling at the computer.
Nobody should have to pee into a cup/give up their civil liberties because someone with the power to withhold money or opportunities wants them to. It's just dehumanising for all.
I ended up responding to the post with a variation on the above and it didn't take long for sister's friends to swarm in and 'like' it. Luckily 'welfare people are bad' is not a theme often visited by people in my timeline. There's the Prince impersonator classmate who's a little too InfoWars on occasion but his friends are going to get him off the ceiling eventually.
― higgs' besom (suzy), Friday, 10 August 2012 17:06 (eleven years ago) link
i actually agree w/ argument that it's unfair welfare recipients don't get drug tested while employed ppl sometimes do, but from the other side where i think no one should be drug tested, including employed ppl, and that drugs should more or less be decriminalized. what's it called when u agree w/ argument but disagree w/ conclusion?
― Mordy, Friday, 10 August 2012 17:25 (eleven years ago) link
life
― keeping things contextual (DJP), Friday, 10 August 2012 17:31 (eleven years ago) link
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/250x250/24755299.jpg
― spanky hotel frogstrot (how's life), Friday, 10 August 2012 17:48 (eleven years ago) link
mh - two beers and I'm an fb political activist of the highest order and then I hate myself for days and days
― sorry for asshole (dog latin), Friday, 10 August 2012 18:30 (eleven years ago) link
lol @ "your body can go on forever"
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Friday, 10 August 2012 18:37 (eleven years ago) link
gurl, ur body can go on foreeeeever
― your native bacon (mh), Friday, 10 August 2012 18:37 (eleven years ago) link
well that one's true
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Friday, 10 August 2012 18:41 (eleven years ago) link
hey girl, is your ass a Moebius strip, because it just goes on forever! wait, what are you OW
― keeping things contextual (DJP), Friday, 10 August 2012 18:41 (eleven years ago) link
wow its the dude from Big Fan
― Sweet Yin Yang ☯ (Latham Green), Friday, 10 August 2012 18:42 (eleven years ago) link
fyi guys due to some weird run-ins on tumblr i now know that fascists have their own whole genre of these things. lol tumblr.
― goole, Friday, 10 August 2012 19:31 (eleven years ago) link
like, actual fascists?
― spanky hotel frogstrot (how's life), Friday, 10 August 2012 19:36 (eleven years ago) link
i'm now imagining the "hang in there, kid!" poster reimagined with Mussolini hanging from a tree limb
― keeping things contextual (DJP), Friday, 10 August 2012 19:36 (eleven years ago) link
yes, actual fascists.
dan i'm afraid you are a modern subject with a functioning center of irony, you may be immune to the power of a good ezra pound jpg
― goole, Friday, 10 August 2012 19:38 (eleven years ago) link
I am reeeeeeeeeally curious as how you managed to have a run-in with livejournal fascists
also curious to see the pics, are they like pictures of unicorns dancing over rainbows with Nietzsche quotes on them
― keeping things contextual (DJP), Friday, 10 August 2012 19:40 (eleven years ago) link
i wrote about john derbyshire getting fired months ago and i guess some enterprising white patriot did a search and started a re-blog frenzy.
honestly i'd rather not cos the "good" ones are pretty gross
― goole, Friday, 10 August 2012 19:43 (eleven years ago) link
haha 'nuff said
― keeping things contextual (DJP), Friday, 10 August 2012 19:44 (eleven years ago) link
here's a representative non-text one:
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m847p3as0D1qij63ao1_500.jpg
makes you think huh
― goole, Friday, 10 August 2012 19:44 (eleven years ago) link
O_O
yeah, it makes me think "HI DERE PSYCHO, I RUN THE OTHER WAY NOW"
― keeping things contextual (DJP), Friday, 10 August 2012 19:45 (eleven years ago) link
someone should put a Katy Perry quote on that immediately
pretty hate mishima:
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8024sakrE1rb9hw8o1_400.jpg
anyway, that's it. they're not hard to find if you really want to!
― goole, Friday, 10 August 2012 19:46 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/1EsZF.png
followed by three other friends commenting "yup" "yup" and "you know it, girl!"
i typed up a really long thing about how glorifying simplification is total bullshit and that-- unless you want to give up facebook and your iphone and go live on a farm alone-- that the world you're stuck in is actually really super fucking complicated but that's also what makes it SO FUCKING AWESOME a lot of the time: all the complicated things that have to work together to make a life beautiful and rewarding and worth living and if you ignore all of that stuff you're really doing yourself a disservice, but i deleted it before i posted it.
― ○ (gr8080), Friday, 10 August 2012 21:44 (eleven years ago) link
really pleased to have evidence-based medicine and the internet alongside all the simple things tbh
― "Pffft" --buddha (silby), Friday, 10 August 2012 22:20 (eleven years ago) link
i got mad on facebook after someone posted this.
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/404058_4489590278235_1416723971_n.jpg
― scott seward, Friday, 10 August 2012 22:22 (eleven years ago) link
the world does not owe you anything, teenager! now go out there and end war and sickness!!
― scott seward, Friday, 10 August 2012 22:23 (eleven years ago) link
this waa a nice liberal person i know who posted this. who is apparently secretly rush limbaugh. or secretly 90 years old.
― scott seward, Friday, 10 August 2012 22:24 (eleven years ago) link
i tried to find the origin of this quote via google and everywhere it is posted has the same non-specific story. i think the principal dude made it up. but the principal is real. he's in new zealand.
― scott seward, Friday, 10 August 2012 22:25 (eleven years ago) link
i keep seeing those phony-sounding stories on facebook. like about the woman who didn't want to sit next to a black guy on an airplane. and i can't believe any of them are real. faux-inpiration.
― scott seward, Friday, 10 August 2012 22:26 (eleven years ago) link
But aren't you INSPIRED, Scott?
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 10 August 2012 22:28 (eleven years ago) link
It doesn't matter if the story is real as long as the inspiration is!
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 10 August 2012 22:29 (eleven years ago) link
no. they piss me off.
― scott seward, Friday, 10 August 2012 22:30 (eleven years ago) link
my father-in-law posted that this morning!
― spanky hotel frogstrot (how's life), Friday, 10 August 2012 22:30 (eleven years ago) link
everybody is so mean these days.
― scott seward, Friday, 10 August 2012 22:31 (eleven years ago) link
Grow up, stop being a crybaby, get out of your dream world and develop a backbone, not a wishbone, Scott.
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 10 August 2012 22:36 (eleven years ago) link
this person who posted this used the young people who hang out on main street here in town all day doing nothing as an example of kids who needed to do something. but what i had to point out to them was that most of the kids who hang out on main street all day here in town are really fucked up! and have fucked up families and no money and neglect/abuse/addiction/malnutrition/etc in their history. they are not just gonna take on the world and help end war any time soon! there is no empathy though and everyone just hates them because they are dirty and poor and fucked up! maybe mitt romney will win this election...
i also had to point out that some of the young people on main street were actually very environmentally aware citizens because some of them live in the woods in tents behind the friggin' cumberland farms convenience store and not in actual homes!
― scott seward, Friday, 10 August 2012 22:38 (eleven years ago) link
it really is like posting an old ed anger column from the national enquirer on your facebook and taking it really seriously.
― scott seward, Friday, 10 August 2012 22:39 (eleven years ago) link
forgive me, guys. i missed out on all the fun last month
http://i.imgur.com/JdK0x.jpg
― ○ (gr8080), Friday, 10 August 2012 22:39 (eleven years ago) link
You know, Hitler has a point.
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 10 August 2012 22:44 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/268787_501264106555265_1106266285_n.jpg
ARE YOU INSPIRED YET
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 10 August 2012 22:56 (eleven years ago) link
brb off to knife a hobo
― kmfdotm (ledge), Friday, 10 August 2012 22:57 (eleven years ago) link
AboutI am "Retro Wifey" this is modern day "Retroville" A place to step back in time and share recipes, pictures, advice and make friends along the way. Lets encourage one another is our lives to be the best, retro wife, mom or friend anyone could have ♥DescriptionWe are a homeschooling family of 5. Genesis 33:5 I love the older generations and learning tips and getting advice from them. I hope this is a place where we can all share ideas, make new friends and learn from one another in our daily lives. Proverbs 31 is all about being the best woman of God, wife, and mother. Something I strive to be. The majority of photos are found on the internet. Enjoy
― spanky hotel frogstrot (how's life), Friday, 10 August 2012 23:01 (eleven years ago) link
that's where my man reposted the judge thing from, although it doesn't look like he Liked that page.
― spanky hotel frogstrot (how's life), Friday, 10 August 2012 23:03 (eleven years ago) link
ah, discernment a trustworthy sign then
― j., Friday, 10 August 2012 23:12 (eleven years ago) link
Jesus save us from homeschooling religious people and their strategically monetized simple living blogs.
― ms. cookie (carl agatha), Friday, 10 August 2012 23:21 (eleven years ago) link
so the airline story goes back to the 90's:
http://www.snopes.com/travel/airline/obnoxious.asp
the one going around on facebook includes a picture of people on an airplane taking pictures of something with their cell-phones.
― scott seward, Friday, 10 August 2012 23:32 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.mememaker.net/create or maybe lolcatmaker
― Je55e, Saturday, 11 August 2012 01:07 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.mememaker.net/static/images/memes/570026.jpg
― scott seward, Saturday, 11 August 2012 01:12 (eleven years ago) link
From that Snopes page
I once was on a plane where I was served by an obviously homosexual male flight attendant. At one point, he bounced over to where I was sitting and announced, "The Captain has asked me to announce that he will be landing the big scary plane shortly, so if you could just put up your trays <nobr>— that</nobr> would be great."<br><br>I did as he had instructed, but the woman sitting next to me did not. A few moments later, our flight attendant came back and said to her, "Ma'am, perhaps you couldn't hear me over the big scary engine, but I asked you to please put up your tray so that the captain can land the plane."<br><br>She still wouldn't comply. Now the attendant was getting rather angry and asked her again to put up the tray. She then calmly turned to him and said, "In my country, I am called a princess. I take orders from no one."<br><br>Our flight attendant replied, "Oh yeah? Well in MY country, I'm called a queen, and I outrank you, bitch! So put the tray up!"
― Je55e, Saturday, 11 August 2012 01:23 (eleven years ago) link
You can tell a homo b/c they're all like <girlfriend> this and <nobr> that.
― Je55e, Saturday, 11 August 2012 01:24 (eleven years ago) link
<nobromo>
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Saturday, 11 August 2012 03:27 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/386941_10152014069305005_200969743_n.jpg
― just1n3, Saturday, 11 August 2012 04:13 (eleven years ago) link
i disagree with the phase of that moon
― mookieproof, Saturday, 11 August 2012 04:17 (eleven years ago) link
"victories" is somehow the most confusing part of that
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Saturday, 11 August 2012 04:18 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.mememaker.net/static/images/memes/570771.jpg
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Saturday, 11 August 2012 04:20 (eleven years ago) link
Is there even any sand in that picture?
― ms. cookie (carl agatha), Saturday, 11 August 2012 13:32 (eleven years ago) link
Its a parody macro my husb made
― just1n3, Saturday, 11 August 2012 15:16 (eleven years ago) link
That is one of the funniest things ever, j
― keeping things contextual (DJP), Saturday, 11 August 2012 16:05 (eleven years ago) link
We got punked!
― ms. cookie (carl agatha), Saturday, 11 August 2012 16:30 (eleven years ago) link
wow it was way more successful than i anticipated. wasn't gonna share it on fb bc i didn't think anyone would get it... but that may be the best part!
― just1n3, Saturday, 11 August 2012 19:16 (eleven years ago) link
you still haven't shared it.
― how did we get here how? (ytth), Saturday, 11 August 2012 19:27 (eleven years ago) link
is that baby patton oswalt?
― hamlisch kilgour (get bent), Saturday, 11 August 2012 19:27 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/526647_10151974380785005_1131683178_n.jpg
― just1n3, Saturday, 11 August 2012 19:51 (eleven years ago) link
how has this thread really gotten to this point without a single shoutout to the tedious PITA who invented this entire genre back in the poster-and-inspirational-gift-book days - - - SARK
http://thinkingclub.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/sark.jpg
http://rlv.zcache.co.uk/dangerous_tea_by_sark_poster-rad94a37756f449d2bd10a29c5dae24f0_o97_400.jpg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-UT1xkr3u28E/TucQMnl_aQI/AAAAAAAAAM0/xrmUre4Va4I/s1600/sarkchild.jpg
fuckin' one-woman INDUSTRY of this shit
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 11 August 2012 20:03 (eleven years ago) link
Can't decide "be an adventure" is terrible advice or simply meaningless
― "Pffft" --buddha (silby), Saturday, 11 August 2012 20:22 (eleven years ago) link
HAVE YOU GUYS EVER HEARD OF "HALLMARK"
― turtwig greenturty (Matt P), Saturday, 11 August 2012 20:27 (eleven years ago) link
let crabby love be pajamas. Pleasures they are. When own trees and and imagine with your keep god. Your express their caring miraculous.
― Øystein, Saturday, 11 August 2012 20:31 (eleven years ago) link
sorry, my first girlfriend was way into sark shit and i just have a disproportionate amount of pent-up eye-rolling
btw kudos everybody, this thread has derailed my whole afternoon with first-rate lols, this in particular sent me over the top:
Shoot for the moon, even if you miss, you will float in the vast, empty wasteland of space until you die utterly, utterly alone.― ms. cookie (carl agatha), Tuesday, July 31, 2012 9:38 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalinkin a birdbath― lag∞n, Tuesday, July 31, 2012 9:38 AM Bookmark
― ms. cookie (carl agatha), Tuesday, July 31, 2012 9:38 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― lag∞n, Tuesday, July 31, 2012 9:38 AM Bookmark
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 11 August 2012 20:33 (eleven years ago) link
Did SARK predate this yahoo?
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0t30_gpmelk/S7e31HXyzPI/AAAAAAAAAA8/5C0Ju3G_rLo/s1600/N93~All-I-Really-Need-to-Know-Kindergarten-Posters.jpg
― ms. cookie (carl agatha), Saturday, 11 August 2012 20:49 (eleven years ago) link
sigh... childhood is so magical!
― dell (del), Saturday, 11 August 2012 21:00 (eleven years ago) link
Shameful confession: I had that poster on my bedroom wall in high school and I think my freshman college dorm, at least for the first semester.
― ms. cookie (carl agatha), Saturday, 11 August 2012 21:17 (eleven years ago) link
well, if you hadn't retained the lessons from kindergarten regarding honest self-disclosure you would never have had the balls to admit that in a public forum... i salute you!
― dell (del), Saturday, 11 August 2012 21:20 (eleven years ago) link
All I really need to know I learned in afreshman college dorm room
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 11 August 2012 21:21 (eleven years ago) link
all i really need to know i learned in kindergarten! btw can someone tie my shoes for me
― half-worm inchworm tapeworm (donna rouge), Saturday, 11 August 2012 21:42 (eleven years ago) link
not a girl though, you have cooties
Invite someone dangerous over for tea? Wtf
*calls up convicted murderer, asks if they like constant comment*
― Jandek at the Disco (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 11 August 2012 23:19 (eleven years ago) link
like so many of his generation he had a weakness for lemon zinger and armed robbery
― dell (del), Saturday, 11 August 2012 23:28 (eleven years ago) link
really was tempted to photoshop that text over either creepy axe murderer photo, or Busta Rhymes
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 11 August 2012 23:39 (eleven years ago) link
http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/99a/f03/07b/resized/atheist-descartes-meme-generator-i-think-therefore-i-am-atheist-42f530.jpg?1342125115.jpg
Descartes, noted atheist.
― emilys., Sunday, 12 August 2012 03:44 (eleven years ago) link
http://420tribune.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/marijuana-quote-carl-sagan.jpg
― emilys., Sunday, 12 August 2012 03:46 (eleven years ago) link
Carl Sagan, noted face-painting enthusiast.
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 12 August 2012 03:51 (eleven years ago) link
A good friend of mine is constantly reposting things from "the thinking atheist" page. Ugh.
― emilys., Sunday, 12 August 2012 03:54 (eleven years ago) link
http://i459.photobucket.com/albums/qq313/doctorcasino/sarkadvice.jpg
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 12 August 2012 04:49 (eleven years ago) link
ahaha charles lindburgh
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Sunday, 12 August 2012 07:16 (eleven years ago) link
should be w/hitler.jpg
― , Blogger (schlump), Sunday, 12 August 2012 12:33 (eleven years ago) link
Trenchant political commentary:
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/392247_352113694865645_97703299_n.jpg
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Sunday, 12 August 2012 23:51 (eleven years ago) link
Trenchant jpeg artifacting, morelike.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 13 August 2012 00:34 (eleven years ago) link
morbs needs to get into the fb macro game
― mookieproof, Monday, 13 August 2012 00:42 (eleven years ago) link
I keep posting the LOLiberal ones because, first of all, those are the bulk of what get posted into my Facebook feed by my friends (I avoid friending family on Facebook), but also because when it's crazy right wing stuff, I can write it off as being crazy, but I really, really hate it when it's something I agree with but the stupidity of the image makes me wish I didn't.
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Monday, 13 August 2012 01:20 (eleven years ago) link
Thread of relevance People who you agree with but are dicks vs. people who you disagree with but are cool about it
― (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Monday, 13 August 2012 04:09 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/392247_352113694865645_97703299_n.jpg http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg403/scaled.php?server=403&filename=oblthumbsup.gif&res=landing
― it's-a me, irl (DJ Mencap), Monday, 13 August 2012 07:46 (eleven years ago) link
This thread should be marked NSFW.
― Eyeball Kicks, Monday, 13 August 2012 08:46 (eleven years ago) link
One of the worst offenders of this crap on my FB is of all people, a published novelist, a really good smart creative guy. Just got a gig writing for a major games company. I'm like, doesn't anyone have opinions of their own anymore? Is it just easier to repost this crap?
(or RT on twitter which is just as annoying).
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Monday, 13 August 2012 08:50 (eleven years ago) link
people who are good at life are rarely good at internet
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Monday, 13 August 2012 09:39 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/200637_434861113231148_89908549_n.jpg
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Monday, 13 August 2012 14:15 (eleven years ago) link
Trusting research over their guts, scientists in New Zealand and Canada examined the phenomenon Stephen Colbert, comedian and news satirist, calls "truthiness" -- the feeling that something is true. In four different experiments they discovered that people believe claims are true, regardless of whether they actually are true, when a decorative photograph appears alongside the claim. The work is published online in the Springer journal, Psychonomic Bulletin & Review.
― Pollopolicía (some dude), Monday, 13 August 2012 14:27 (eleven years ago) link
hahaa/wow
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Monday, 13 August 2012 14:30 (eleven years ago) link
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahhaha
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 13 August 2012 14:37 (eleven years ago) link
http://images.sciencedaily.com/2012/08/120808081334.jpgThe story in that link is Untrue.
― Mark G, Monday, 13 August 2012 14:37 (eleven years ago) link
someone repost with a photograph to reassure me
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 13 August 2012 14:38 (eleven years ago) link
I feel like they are on to our thread
― your native bacon (mh), Monday, 13 August 2012 14:38 (eleven years ago) link
i just did this one:
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/550971_10151104434197969_385357587_n.jpg
― Jandek at the Disco (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 13 August 2012 21:06 (eleven years ago) link
going on my facebook...
― scott seward, Monday, 13 August 2012 21:30 (eleven years ago) link
mine too
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 13 August 2012 21:36 (eleven years ago) link
― your native bacon (mh), Monday, 13 August 2012 21:46 (eleven years ago) link
i made this one this morning. it is multi-layered, about our time, a previous time, political movements, intellectual pursuits, saying things on the internet, mondays, fucking pictures with words on them.
http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8307/7775130638_1806140f9e_o.jpg
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Monday, 13 August 2012 22:28 (eleven years ago) link
(the pithy quote is actually from ilx poster mh)
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Monday, 13 August 2012 22:29 (eleven years ago) link
Sounds like somebody has a case of the Marxists.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 13 August 2012 22:30 (eleven years ago) link
or the garfields
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Monday, 13 August 2012 22:30 (eleven years ago) link
if i put this on facebook i would tag garfield anyway
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Monday, 13 August 2012 22:32 (eleven years ago) link
didn't know I was into relative politics
― your native bacon (mh), Monday, 13 August 2012 22:55 (eleven years ago) link
Thank you to the half a dozen ppl who posted M@'s photo of a half naked hairy (Sean COnnery?) which confronted me at work multiple times this moring. JUST GREAT. :)
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Monday, 13 August 2012 23:56 (eleven years ago) link
welcome to ZARDOZ
― your native bacon (mh), Monday, 13 August 2012 23:59 (eleven years ago) link
Haha yeah it did look vaguely famil as a bgrade old scifi but I couldnt recall what. But anyway not what one needs pre-coffee 3 times in a row first thing in the morning ;_;
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 00:16 (eleven years ago) link
zardoz is such a beautiful film its kind of funny that that's its most famous imagery
― ○ (gr8080), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 00:19 (eleven years ago) link
funny, but not at all surprising
― contenderizer, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 00:21 (eleven years ago) link
Whenever I see the name of this thread, I think of "Atomic Dog."
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 00:22 (eleven years ago) link
"Why must I be like that? Why must I chase the cat?"
http://i.imgur.com/9lcQb.jpg
― ○ (gr8080), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 00:25 (eleven years ago) link
hahaha!
― drawings by teen cultists (Crabbits), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 04:06 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/QPJ1E.jpg
― ○ (gr8080), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 20:09 (eleven years ago) link
t-shirt!
― Mark G, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 20:40 (eleven years ago) link
"u just do u. i'mma do me. (i am drugs)." - dali
― blue öyster crüt (m bison), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 20:43 (eleven years ago) link
to be fair, the big monolithic head thing is kinda just as famous as sean in his crazy outfit.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 21:18 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/229095_10152056343505002_544896117_n.jpg
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 23:46 (eleven years ago) link
I find the name of that website mentioned in the lower right-hand corner to be a questionable one for a fitness website…
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 23:47 (eleven years ago) link
mental note: do not go into battle with og mandino if retreat is not in his vocabulary
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 02:21 (eleven years ago) link
I want to ask who he is but I don't think I care?
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 02:22 (eleven years ago) link
http://ogmandino.com/
― goole, Wednesday, 15 August 2012 02:23 (eleven years ago) link
i feel as if people drawn to this form are trying to undo the internet. you're on the internet!! you shouldn't have to hardcode a url into a graphic file!
― j., Wednesday, 15 August 2012 02:24 (eleven years ago) link
og mandino pwns entire sections of bookstores, back when there were bookstores
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 15 August 2012 02:25 (eleven years ago) link
i do feel like some (most) of the people posting these things probably only really have trouble finding parking spaces or a good mocha latte and never actually have to climb insurmountable mountains of adversity. but what do i know, maybe they do. but if they do why are they on facebook so much? they should be outside climbing mountains of turmoil or something.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 15 August 2012 02:27 (eleven years ago) link
og seems kinda cool in the scheme of selfhelpy motivational dudes. half my company is waaaaay into that stuff, surprised he's not mentioned.
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 02:28 (eleven years ago) link
but then I'm kind of a sucker for WWII pilots
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 02:29 (eleven years ago) link
otm -- we need you to image-bomb them xp
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 15 August 2012 02:29 (eleven years ago) link
they will endure impossible odds until they create the perfect inspirational facebook meme!
― scott seward, Wednesday, 15 August 2012 02:29 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/562894_10152017016780161_887281629_n.jpg
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 17:10 (eleven years ago) link
KILL THAT COMMA WITH FIRE
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 17:11 (eleven years ago) link
I don't think that goldfish is gonna make it...
― kate78, Wednesday, 15 August 2012 17:41 (eleven years ago) link
can someone make a gif with that goldfish picture that says:
"DON'T EVEN TRY IT! - Marcello Carlin
― scott seward, Wednesday, 15 August 2012 17:43 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/183629_342006712550337_1620113214_n.jpg
*joins US army*
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 20:12 (eleven years ago) link
That last one is pretty funny, actually.
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 20:14 (eleven years ago) link
I would maybe choose a different font, though.
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 20:18 (eleven years ago) link
half tempted to put that on my facebook...half don't really want to give those people any more attention than they already get.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 15 August 2012 20:30 (eleven years ago) link
hate that font and layout
<3 sentiment
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 20:32 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/224218_10151003851180028_1011980748_n.jpg
i wanna read the 103 previous rehanavs
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Thursday, 16 August 2012 01:52 (eleven years ago) link
singles: your everything is not enough
― contenderizer, Thursday, 16 August 2012 04:15 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/s720x720/551025_10150998111326828_913555970_n.jpg
― see inlaycard for details (suzy), Thursday, 16 August 2012 15:39 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/226204_494274627267056_1986443922_n.jpg
― Gurdas Mane (crüt), Thursday, 16 August 2012 15:40 (eleven years ago) link
"controversialist" *barf*
― Jandek at the Disco (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 16 August 2012 19:04 (eleven years ago) link
halloween hand model
― scott seward, Thursday, 16 August 2012 19:06 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/8803/thumbs/s-MADONNA-large.jpg
― scott seward, Thursday, 16 August 2012 19:07 (eleven years ago) link
conical bra wearer
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 16 August 2012 19:09 (eleven years ago) link
driver of black rubber bracelet sales
― ms. cookie (carl agatha), Thursday, 16 August 2012 19:10 (eleven years ago) link
lace hairtie enthusiast
― these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Thursday, 16 August 2012 19:11 (eleven years ago) link
i totally bought black rubber bracelets at canal jeans in 1984. guilty as charged!
― scott seward, Thursday, 16 August 2012 19:12 (eleven years ago) link
I very much intentionally STILL dress like Madonna in the "Papa Don't Preach" video once every couple of months (the black and white striped shirt/jeans ensemble).
― ms. cookie (carl agatha), Thursday, 16 August 2012 19:14 (eleven years ago) link
off the shoulder tee with tanktop and brastraps showing style maven
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 16 August 2012 19:25 (eleven years ago) link
i wore metallic blue lycra leggings in 1984 bc of Madge
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 16 August 2012 19:26 (eleven years ago) link
i have skipped down the street in a particular way because of madge
― these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Thursday, 16 August 2012 19:46 (eleven years ago) link
My friend's boutique Uptown Minneapolis* was selling black rubber bracelets in '83 or thereabouts; nevertheless I discovered that big black hardware store washers were a) cheaper and b) had a variety of thicknesses that looked awes when worn together in quantities. Wore these with a huge paint-spattered, utterly dishragged white teeshirt of my dad's. Thanks, Dad! Thanks, hardware store manager uncle!
*Gone now, they also sold fluorescent rubber bracelets and those half-coloured tin bangles impressed with diamond shapes, avoided by those of us who wouldn't appreciate looking like a member of the Go-Gos' farm team.
― see inlaycard for details (suzy), Thursday, 16 August 2012 21:55 (eleven years ago) link
yeah i knew girls who got their bracelets from automotive/hardware stores. and that would have been 83 come to think of it. by 84 i was on to bigger and better things like those indian bracelets i would get on marthas vineyeard. loved those things. i probably felt like it brought me closer to terry hall who was my spirit guide. man, canal jeans was so dayglo in 1983. like a nuclear accident or something. i was always so sad when i had to go home to connecticut. i should have just run away.
― scott seward, Thursday, 16 August 2012 22:35 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/293187_317966284966718_1073541856_n.jpg
DO IT
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 17 August 2012 01:04 (eleven years ago) link
is that the poster for the republican convention?
― scott seward, Friday, 17 August 2012 01:09 (eleven years ago) link
looks like it could be a tampon ad
― these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Friday, 17 August 2012 01:22 (eleven years ago) link
*creates bank heist*
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Friday, 17 August 2012 01:27 (eleven years ago) link
FLYING TOASTER PILOT! *folds arms, genie nod*
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 August 2012 01:29 (eleven years ago) link
i piloted a number of flying toasters on my PC back in the early 90s, it's overrated IMO
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 17 August 2012 01:31 (eleven years ago) link
buzzkill
I dont care what you say, I'm going to chase my dream!
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 August 2012 01:39 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.dewa.com/animated/LosAngeles/ani-toast.gifhttp://www.dewa.com/animated/LosAngeles/ani-toast.gifhttp://www.dewa.com/animated/LosAngeles/ani-toast.gif
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 17 August 2012 01:42 (eleven years ago) link
Hrm, on second glance, those wings look...battier than I remember them being. Carry on.
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 17 August 2012 01:43 (eleven years ago) link
ty
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 August 2012 01:51 (eleven years ago) link
This is a noble aspiration.
― NR’s resident heavy-metal expert (Nicole), Friday, 17 August 2012 02:17 (eleven years ago) link
― ms. cookie (carl agatha), Friday, 17 August 2012 03:01 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=470313999653586&set=a.194724580545864.46567.107699875915002&type=1&ref=nf
― ^ sarcasm (ken c), Friday, 17 August 2012 23:38 (eleven years ago) link
http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/s720x720/542547_470313999653586_1601318333_n.jpg
http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/484465_10152054980390565_714263916_n.jpg
― ^ sarcasm (ken c), Friday, 17 August 2012 23:46 (eleven years ago) link
aw man
awwwwwww man
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww man
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Friday, 17 August 2012 23:48 (eleven years ago) link
haha am I lame for liking those last two?
― blue öyster crüt (m bison), Friday, 17 August 2012 23:49 (eleven years ago) link
Er, the rage one anyway
but tom morello you just stepped out of a golf cart
― very sexual album (schlump), Friday, 17 August 2012 23:51 (eleven years ago) link
the actual machine that your music has been raging against for two decades
― very sexual album (schlump), Friday, 17 August 2012 23:52 (eleven years ago) link
Pussy riot one should be reversed to make the joke work, so it's like "Pussy Riot -> Pussy"
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 17 August 2012 23:57 (eleven years ago) link
TBH when I started reading the Tom Morello one I at first thought I was reading an Onion article :/
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Saturday, 18 August 2012 00:43 (eleven years ago) link
I mean: "Don't mistake me, Paul Ryan has clearly got a lot of "rage" in him!"
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Saturday, 18 August 2012 00:44 (eleven years ago) link
for real
― arby's, Saturday, 18 August 2012 00:44 (eleven years ago) link
whole lotta
― your native bacon (mh), Saturday, 18 August 2012 05:41 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/582706_317372405026558_1301321666_n.jpg
― Gurdas Mane (crüt), Saturday, 18 August 2012 15:00 (eleven years ago) link
"...and when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's classical Newtonian mechanics."
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 18 August 2012 15:30 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/BjkMy.jpg
― jack chick-fil-A (dayo), Saturday, 18 August 2012 15:52 (eleven years ago) link
gross
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 18 August 2012 15:54 (eleven years ago) link
― Gurdas Mane (crüt), Saturday, 18 August 2012 16:01 (eleven years ago) link
so what's the diff between this thread and the current fb status updates thread? this thread is for image macro saying memes?
― jack chick-fil-A (dayo), Saturday, 18 August 2012 16:20 (eleven years ago) link
Yes.
― ms. cookie (carl agatha), Saturday, 18 August 2012 16:46 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/405341_342913505792926_20781177_n.jpg
― how's life, Saturday, 18 August 2012 16:55 (eleven years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 18 August 2012 18:30 (eleven years ago) link
http://i47.tinypic.com/4lg8qc.jpg
― crütis what we aim for (unregistered), Sunday, 19 August 2012 03:09 (eleven years ago) link
what the fuck
― horseshoe, Sunday, 19 August 2012 03:13 (eleven years ago) link
http://i45.tinypic.com/dy14eb.jpg
― crütis what we aim for (unregistered), Sunday, 19 August 2012 03:17 (eleven years ago) link
the third ellipse is a heart xxl
― Mordy, Sunday, 19 August 2012 03:18 (eleven years ago) link
xxp ahem
― horseshoe, Saturday, August 18, 2012 11:13 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Gurdas Mane (crüt), Sunday, 19 August 2012 03:24 (eleven years ago) link
YES i'm a woman. i can't actually read. my math skills are poor. i'm prone to public bouts of raving emotional hysteria. and yet in private i am so much worse believe me. the events of my life take place during the intervals between me putting something in a microwave or taking something out of a microwave. nobody listens to me. i just wish someone would touch me. yes, i'm a woman! re-post if you're proud to be one, come on ladies...(o)(o)
― balls, Sunday, 19 August 2012 03:28 (eleven years ago) link
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Ne5Lb2SiFHg/StNEB9rWIiI/AAAAAAAAmVw/MEPqLs7Y278/s400/muriel
― balls, Sunday, 19 August 2012 03:31 (eleven years ago) link
xp "I'm a woman. I actually have a personality disorder, but I prefer to explain away my irritating emotional problems by blaming it on my gender. Repost this if you're as much in denial as I am."
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 19 August 2012 03:39 (eleven years ago) link
why would something that appears to be clipped out of a (really weird) newspaper ask you to 're-post' it at the bottom?
― some dude, Sunday, 19 August 2012 03:44 (eleven years ago) link
That fat crying one dayo posted has me in hysterics.
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Sunday, 19 August 2012 03:48 (eleven years ago) link
xp The heart gets me--you know that it just had to be on the handwritten original, if there was one. (If not there, they'd be on top of the 'i's instead of dots.)
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 19 August 2012 03:52 (eleven years ago) link
I love that whole I LISTEN EVEN THO NO ONE LISTENS TO MEEE AND I CARE EVEN ABOUT PEOPLE WHO DONT CARE ABOUT MEEEE christ its my MOTHER.
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Sunday, 19 August 2012 04:05 (eleven years ago) link
my mom is smart as hell and would never put up with that shit
― contenderizer, Sunday, 19 August 2012 04:12 (eleven years ago) link
as a male am i supposed to just stare at the microwave until it's done
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Sunday, 19 August 2012 04:27 (eleven years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 19 August 2012 04:51 (eleven years ago) link
Who microwaves food anyway srsly I only use mine as a timer.
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Sunday, 19 August 2012 04:59 (eleven years ago) link
do you have some weird piece of food in there that you've just been punishing every time you need to time something
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Sunday, 19 August 2012 05:05 (eleven years ago) link
Itd explain the smell, certainly.
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Sunday, 19 August 2012 05:06 (eleven years ago) link
they're starting to make other kinds of timers. i even saw a portable one in an airplane catalog. it goes on your arm!
― contenderizer, Sunday, 19 August 2012 05:18 (eleven years ago) link
^ unnecessary sarcasm. ignore.
― contenderizer, Sunday, 19 August 2012 05:33 (eleven years ago) link
thanks for ruining the party.
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Sunday, 19 August 2012 06:27 (eleven years ago) link
Steamed Asparagus
Wash and trim asparagusWrap in wet paper towel and place in microwave safe plate. Microwave for 3-4 minutes. Use that time in whatever way you see fit.
I guess my point is that microwaves are great.
― ms. cookie (carl agatha), Sunday, 19 August 2012 13:02 (eleven years ago) link
Also, you don't have to heat up the entire oven just for one or two potatoes.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 19 August 2012 13:11 (eleven years ago) link
Oh man, when my wife taught me about microwaving potatoes it was a life-changing moment.
― how's life, Sunday, 19 August 2012 13:21 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.nestle.com/Common/NestleImages/PublishingImages/Brands/Culinary/hotpockets_detail.jpg
― mookieproof, Sunday, 19 August 2012 16:17 (eleven years ago) link
who wants a pizza roll, email me if you want a pizza roll
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 19 August 2012 16:56 (eleven years ago) link
my mom swears by the microwave for cooking bacon and corn on the cob
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Sunday, 19 August 2012 17:20 (eleven years ago) link
a friend posted this and she never posts pictures-with-words-on-them. i think it's deserving of an exception
http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8433/7816500088_c1fb71e1a4_o.jpg
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Sunday, 19 August 2012 17:22 (eleven years ago) link
drinking is unladylike imho
― lag∞n, Sunday, 19 August 2012 17:28 (eleven years ago) link
Is that tattoo real
― your native bacon (mh), Sunday, 19 August 2012 17:47 (eleven years ago) link
get a tat moran!
― buzza, Sunday, 19 August 2012 17:51 (eleven years ago) link
who is that moran? must be a brit.
― scott seward, Sunday, 19 August 2012 17:51 (eleven years ago) link
she is, she wrote a book abt feminism
― lag∞n, Sunday, 19 August 2012 17:52 (eleven years ago) link
seems like this inspirational quote macro trend is on the wane ime fwiw
― lag∞n, Sunday, 19 August 2012 17:57 (eleven years ago) link
with the election looming the macro trend for political stuff is just gonna get worse tho imo
― half-worm inchworm tapeworm (donna rouge), Sunday, 19 August 2012 18:23 (eleven years ago) link
i really do not think that is a real tattoo, no. that it's on there qualifies that pic+words for this thread and a minor eye-roll.
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Sunday, 19 August 2012 18:33 (eleven years ago) link
god i hope this trend is on the wane
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Sunday, 19 August 2012 18:35 (eleven years ago) link
i only found one today
― lag∞n, Sunday, 19 August 2012 18:35 (eleven years ago) link
lol, like fleas
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Sunday, 19 August 2012 18:40 (eleven years ago) link
ha the infestation is 95% controlled
― lag∞n, Sunday, 19 August 2012 18:43 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/387054_457214630977056_308942671_n.jpg
― scott seward, Sunday, 19 August 2012 19:04 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/427013_10150968264610738_287641536_n.jpg
― scott seward, Sunday, 19 August 2012 19:05 (eleven years ago) link
really really skeptical of this one:
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/581096_457252967639889_1374721854_n.jpg
― scott seward, Sunday, 19 August 2012 19:06 (eleven years ago) link
now THIS one i like
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/376770_10152024783505015_1831380758_n.jpg
― scott seward, Sunday, 19 August 2012 19:07 (eleven years ago) link
Thomas Spencer Monson (born August 21, 1927) is an American religious leader and author, and the 16th and current President of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (LDS Church). As president, Monson is considered by adherents of the religion to be a "prophet, seer, and revelator" of God's will on earth. A printer by trade, Monson has spent most of his life engaged in various church leadership positions and in public service.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_S._Monson
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Sunday, 19 August 2012 19:08 (eleven years ago) link
laundry revelation
― lag∞n, Sunday, 19 August 2012 19:16 (eleven years ago) link
is jesus john oates?
― mookieproof, Sunday, 19 August 2012 19:18 (eleven years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/6b/DaVinciCode.jpg/200px-DaVinciCode.jpg
― lag∞n, Sunday, 19 August 2012 19:24 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.holygrail-church.fsnet.co.uk/The%20Illuminati_files/image007.jpg
― lag∞n, Sunday, 19 August 2012 19:25 (eleven years ago) link
the ones that explicitly say "click 'share'" or "re-post this" are so weird to me, like you just made this stupid little graphic to pass around to people and have to beg them to keep passing it on, as if you're gonna make commission off it or some shit
― some dude, Sunday, 19 August 2012 19:33 (eleven years ago) link
Share if you don't like child abuse. Share if you know someone with depression. No. Fuck you.
― emilys., Sunday, 19 August 2012 21:51 (eleven years ago) link
The ones which say 'like if you agree, comment if you disagree!' are the worst. As if the one which requires less effort is ever not going to win.
― if, Sunday, 19 August 2012 21:57 (eleven years ago) link
"dogs are a gift most of us don't deserve!" I hate this shit, too. YOU ARE ALL SELFISH SCUM U DONT EVEN DESERVE A DAMN PET
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Sunday, 19 August 2012 21:59 (eleven years ago) link
share if you are full of hatred
― lag∞n, Sunday, 19 August 2012 22:00 (eleven years ago) link
buffandmaxsmonson
― clouds, Sunday, 19 August 2012 22:01 (eleven years ago) link
it's a holdover from the charity or politics (esp. lazy-protest-politics) mentality. ideas worth spreading! feelings that just need to be shared so that the problems of the world are solved! please, won't you just feel on people with me???
― j., Sunday, 19 August 2012 22:53 (eleven years ago) link
spread the awareness!
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Sunday, 19 August 2012 23:42 (eleven years ago) link
you just made this stupid little graphic to pass around to people and have to beg them to keep passing it on
this is how u get tumblr points
― mookieproof, Sunday, 19 August 2012 23:57 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/582179_10150969648941851_482579069_n.jpg
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Monday, 20 August 2012 01:48 (eleven years ago) link
you know it was a good day if that fucked up kid nathanial didn't give you rabies
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 20 August 2012 01:50 (eleven years ago) link
EXCELSIOR
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 20 August 2012 04:35 (eleven years ago) link
... nah nah nah nah nah nah nah Barcelonah!
― Mark G, Monday, 20 August 2012 06:39 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/543620_10150891233206454_200243716_n.jpg
― ledge, Monday, 20 August 2012 10:00 (eleven years ago) link
http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/KG/replace/Jim_Roche_-_04_-_Bubble_Blower.mp3
― Three Word Username, Monday, 20 August 2012 10:11 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/RarUK.jpg
― jack chick-fil-A (dayo), Monday, 20 August 2012 12:11 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/300886_482794371730635_711945992_n.jpg
― Julian Asshole (dog latin), Monday, 20 August 2012 12:13 (eleven years ago) link
Oh that is horrible.
― ms. cookie (carl agatha), Monday, 20 August 2012 12:18 (eleven years ago) link
the molester of the ants
― jack chick-fil-A (dayo), Monday, 20 August 2012 12:22 (eleven years ago) link
i'm struggling to understand what kind of music's even being described here?
― Julian Asshole (dog latin), Monday, 20 August 2012 12:25 (eleven years ago) link
I fucks with arts
― Diefendollar Bill, Yall$ (Ówen P.), Monday, 20 August 2012 12:27 (eleven years ago) link
I have tried this, and I have come to the conclusion that there are multiple angry ways of saying bubbles. I don't think anon was trying very hard.
― emil.y, Monday, 20 August 2012 14:01 (eleven years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 20 August 2012 14:10 (eleven years ago) link
"molester of the arts"
paging momus?
― your native bacon (mh), Monday, 20 August 2012 14:15 (eleven years ago) link
"you bubble-headed fuck"
― Mordy, Monday, 20 August 2012 14:55 (eleven years ago) link
See fantastic Spongebob episode
― Julian Asshole (dog latin), Monday, 20 August 2012 14:59 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/409090_339885539384485_197811085_n.jpg
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Monday, 20 August 2012 15:00 (eleven years ago) link
was thinking maybe youre doing some chemistry and getting unwanted bubbles and youre v upset abt it
― lag∞n, Monday, 20 August 2012 15:00 (eleven years ago) link
how about when MJ's chimp eats your friend's face
― Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Monday, 20 August 2012 15:03 (eleven years ago) link
bubbles! stop that this instant!
― lag∞n, Monday, 20 August 2012 15:04 (eleven years ago) link
GODDAMMIT BUBBLES YOU LITTLE BASTARD NOW I HAVE TO CLEAN ALL THIS MESS
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 20 August 2012 15:26 (eleven years ago) link
I clearly asked for still water, but just look in this glass. Look in the glass. Whaddaya see, huh? Whaddaya see? FUCKING BUBBLES!
― ledge, Monday, 20 August 2012 15:30 (eleven years ago) link
Leave two kids in the bath together for three minutes, come back in and there's half a fucking inch of water on the floor, all the walls are dripping wet, entire fucking stack of toilet rolls in soaked through and... and... aw look evewybody isss wots and wots of ickle bubbwles everweewhere
― mod night at the oasis (NickB), Monday, 20 August 2012 15:43 (eleven years ago) link
allegro dance music is the best
― Jandek at the Disco (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 20 August 2012 15:58 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/304512_3964161457357_1934857480_n.jpg
This guy is really inspirational, apparently.
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Monday, 20 August 2012 19:19 (eleven years ago) link
potty-training must have been hell in the Whedon household
― Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Monday, 20 August 2012 19:21 (eleven years ago) link
"saute it, whatever"
― flopson, Monday, 20 August 2012 19:22 (eleven years ago) link
Black, green, orange, purple, fuchsia, crocheted, sauted or whatever.
― the same dope water as you (how's life), Monday, 20 August 2012 19:36 (eleven years ago) link
MAKE.
― lag∞n, Monday, 20 August 2012 19:37 (eleven years ago) link
coiff it, froth it,
― flopson, Monday, 20 August 2012 19:41 (eleven years ago) link
Smack it up, flip it, rub it down
― Trip Maker, Monday, 20 August 2012 19:45 (eleven years ago) link
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/210/491595737_31ee926a9a.jpg
deserves to go viral IMO
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 20 August 2012 19:46 (eleven years ago) link
i don't care if you make it pop, lock, drop, vibrate, or twerk
― flopson, Monday, 20 August 2012 19:47 (eleven years ago) link
bill kristol rotisserie oven, three easy installments
― lag∞n, Monday, 20 August 2012 19:48 (eleven years ago) link
"I too could now say to myself: Be no longer a Chaos, but a World, or even Worldkin. Produce! Produce! Were it but the pitifullest infinitesimal fraction of a Product, produce it in God's name! 'Tis the utmost thou hast in thee; out with it then. Up, up! Whatsoever thy hand findeth to do, do it with thy whole might. Work while it is called To-day, for the Night cometh wherein no man can work."-Joss Whedon
― Øystein, Monday, 20 August 2012 19:50 (eleven years ago) link
"Sprinkle it. Blap it. Marinate it.Flamboast it, whatever."
- E-40
― Jandek at the Disco (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 20 August 2012 20:18 (eleven years ago) link
*crochets it*
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Monday, 20 August 2012 20:20 (eleven years ago) link
e-40tm
― flopson, Monday, 20 August 2012 20:21 (eleven years ago) link
"Sprinkle it. Blap it. Marinate it.Flamboast it, ooooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo."
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 20 August 2012 20:31 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/530161_450356208337696_1871730500_n.jpg
― see inlaycard for details (suzy), Monday, 20 August 2012 20:42 (eleven years ago) link
Let the floodgates open!
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/603521_4535218018453_1717242573_n.jpg
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 00:41 (eleven years ago) link
Ha, okay, I like that, it's a smart response. Still, image macros, eh.
― emil.y, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 00:44 (eleven years ago) link
I agree with a lot of the sentiments on these (not the bubble one, though), I just feel like a lot of the people that post these are basically preaching to the (atheistic) choir.
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 00:48 (eleven years ago) link
i agree with ron popeil
― contenderizer, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 01:01 (eleven years ago) link
I mean, if you don't, you're a Republican.
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 01:09 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah there is almost literally no one in my large friends group on FB who would not agree with the shit they post but they all still feel the need to fucking post "clever" science memes/feminism memes/george takei lulz. I need to write a damn greasemonkey script or something, it is getting out of control.
― frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 01:16 (eleven years ago) link
There was a month or so when it seemed like all my friends were liking images on some page called Being Liberal - it drives me nuts that I can't hide the 'liked some bullshit on someone's page' stuff.
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 01:19 (eleven years ago) link
And it's not that I disagreed so much as it was just smug and annoying and unnecessary
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 01:20 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah i get stuff from that page, from various athiest and humanist pages, from "fuckyeah science!" or some such thing and... fucking takei.
― frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 01:21 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/429332_10150613661536275_478447451_n.jpg
― Gurdas Mane (crüt), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 01:22 (eleven years ago) link
THINGS
― Gurdas Mane (crüt), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 01:23 (eleven years ago) link
You can hide that stuff for individual users, but sometimes Facebook will just ignore that you asked it to.
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 01:23 (eleven years ago) link
NEW
― frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 01:24 (eleven years ago) link
POLIO
― "Pffft" --buddha (silby), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 01:24 (eleven years ago) link
FREEDOMPEO
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 01:25 (eleven years ago) link
COMMIE
Yeah I dont want to hide people wholesale, but i dont think theres any way for FB to know to say, I dunno, "hide anything reposted from george effing takei" is there? Like an anti-RT option would be MAGNIFICENT but there is no fucking way FB will implement it, it'd ruin their monetisation completely I assume - RT shit is what they thrive on.
― frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 01:25 (eleven years ago) link
"Being Liberal" page is full of lols tbh
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/561801_10151017736796275_1394518890_n.jpg
― Gurdas Mane (crüt), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 01:26 (eleven years ago) link
Hahah oh god.
― frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 01:26 (eleven years ago) link
For a second I thought that was saying he's 42 and I was like "FUCK I AM NOT AS OLD AS CLINTON WTF"
― frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 01:27 (eleven years ago) link
tearful sniffles to u mr pwesident
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 01:27 (eleven years ago) link
uh...what was the spirit of the 90's again? i'm afraid to ask.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 02:12 (eleven years ago) link
zima
― half-worm inchworm tapeworm (donna rouge), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 02:12 (eleven years ago) link
something to do with cigars if i remember correctly...
― scott seward, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 02:13 (eleven years ago) link
answer is probably somewhere in What Was the Food of the 90s?
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 02:13 (eleven years ago) link
probably about time to do that for the 00s but I fear what might result.
in my day we drank bartles & james and we LIKED it!
― scott seward, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 02:14 (eleven years ago) link
if I never see a fuzzy navel again it will be too soon
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 02:17 (eleven years ago) link
xp oh gosh thanks for mentioning that scott, now a certain aerosmith bootleg makes more sense.
― "Pffft" --buddha (silby), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 03:21 (eleven years ago) link
why are they called macros btw
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 04:11 (eleven years ago) link
i thought maybe you could go to the home page of these viral macros and block them individually - it would be time-consuming but good for the fb friends who post tons of shit from a few of the same places - but there is no block option on them!
― just1n3, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 04:14 (eleven years ago) link
black the "friends"
― flopson, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 04:16 (eleven years ago) link
*block
from know your meme:
The term “image macro” was first coined in Something Awful[2] in 2004. In the forums, users could summon a number of default image macros using simple commands like [img – macro], for example, timelines, “Aces!” and “Captain Obvious to the Rescue!” images. The name is derived from the computer scientific definition of a macro: a rule or pattern that specifies how a certain input sequence should be mapped to an output sequence according to a defined procedure. The earliest definition of an image macro was submitted by SomethingAwful forum user Eclipse on February 12th, 2004.In 2005, the term “image macro” spread across a number of other forums and imageboards, most notably on 4chan where the medium of image macros took on a life of its own. The popularity of image macros in the anonymous community culminated with the birth of LOLcats circa June 2006. While the scope of the term was initially limited to describing images captioned in bold Impact font with white letters and a black outline, its working definition eventually expanded to describe images with superimposed text.
In 2005, the term “image macro” spread across a number of other forums and imageboards, most notably on 4chan where the medium of image macros took on a life of its own. The popularity of image macros in the anonymous community culminated with the birth of LOLcats circa June 2006. While the scope of the term was initially limited to describing images captioned in bold Impact font with white letters and a black outline, its working definition eventually expanded to describe images with superimposed text.
― contenderizer, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 04:16 (eleven years ago) link
image macros are a ref to the fact it's a recorded or semi-automated process, going back to key macros in software
So if you wanted to make a million funny-text pics you have a macro to just plug in text
― your native bacon (mh), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 04:17 (eleven years ago) link
Good old software with "record macro" menu item
yeah imo these facebook meme images (and i guess lolcats and stuff) are a little bit removed from the original meaning of "image macro"—macro originally meaning a stock response, like the reaction images you see on SA or 4chan. obv the definition has expanded though
― 1staethyr, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 04:26 (eleven years ago) link
more of a macro sense now
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 04:27 (eleven years ago) link
xps yeah i've blocked dumb ppl who do this, but i have a cousin+aunt+uncle who are really lovely ppl i would like to keep up with... but they all post this stuff and then repost each others stuff, it's just this horrible endless loop.
― just1n3, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 04:27 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/226154_10151106882092988_1139547471_n.jpg
― scott seward, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 13:47 (eleven years ago) link
if by "unsuccessful" you mean fabulously wealthy...
― scott seward, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 13:48 (eleven years ago) link
lol at say they keep a journal but really dont
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 13:49 (eleven years ago) link
"Say they keep a journal but really don't"
I HAVE BEEN EXPOSED
Seriously though - weird point to emphasize.
damnit xp
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 13:49 (eleven years ago) link
I read every day and watch TV every day, so where does that leave me?
― justfanoe (Greg Fanoe), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 13:51 (eleven years ago) link
lol. rich people NEVER fear change.
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 13:53 (eleven years ago) link
£¢Compliment
― Balinese sound killers (Pangangge Tengenan) (clouds), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 13:54 (eleven years ago) link
I'm guilty of everything being criticized in this thread (probably -- I haven't actually read the thread), sorry all.
― Romney's Kitchen Nightmares (WmC), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 13:55 (eleven years ago) link
"Say they keep a journal but really don't" makes this sound more and more like some personal ax-grinding list to stick it to those who have snubbed its author (who is not, btw, successful).
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 13:56 (eleven years ago) link
Bill Gates wrote this list btw
― mod night at the oasis (NickB), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 13:58 (eleven years ago) link
Thomas Edison IIRC
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 14:07 (eleven years ago) link
I extrude anger
― ledge, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 14:10 (eleven years ago) link
I embrace never leave change
― mod night at the oasis (NickB), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 14:14 (eleven years ago) link
adolph hitler and martin luther king actually collaborated on this list.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 14:24 (eleven years ago) link
Huh, I've never heard of a "to-be" list before, but google gives 984,000 results. Goddamn! Now I know why I'm such an unsuccessful wretch, despite studying Augustus Whiffle's _The Care of the Pig_ every evening.
― Øystein, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 14:36 (eleven years ago) link
oystein! where you been?
i like this one:
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17wl51d7vugdqjpg/xlarge.jpg
― scott seward, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 15:16 (eleven years ago) link
Successful people: return phone calls
Unsuccessful people: ask for your number for a possible dating scenario and say they're going to call you and even after you google their address and phone number and leave 3 urgent voicemails they still don't call you back forcing you to go over to their house to verify that they are home
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 15:22 (eleven years ago) link
lollll scott
i know there's probably a 50000 post thread on this somewhere but what more needs to be said
― frogbs, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 15:29 (eleven years ago) link
"Fly by their seat of their pants"
― flopson, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 15:31 (eleven years ago) link
how do I acquire this kind of transportation
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 15:32 (eleven years ago) link
see now i would think that fly by their seat of their pants would be a good thing to self-actualizing journal-keepers. but i guess not. you know, spontaneity and all that. though the successful person list is kinda anti-improvisation.
and on the successful list i totally read "exclude joy" at first.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 15:34 (eleven years ago) link
and that list was something a facebook friend of mine put up. i have some scolds on my facebook. same person who posted the thing about how *kids shouldn't ask for anything and they should stop war* manifesto.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 15:36 (eleven years ago) link
There's a whole tumblr of those if it's a legitimate x. Some of them are funny, some of them are horribly formed.
― emil.y, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 15:36 (eleven years ago) link
enforced excitement/joy/seize the day/stop complaining stuff on facebook or the internet always bugs me. because it really does feel like the person posting it is trying to convince themselves that they aren't miserable.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 15:38 (eleven years ago) link
haha so otm
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 15:44 (eleven years ago) link
carpe diem, motherfuckers
― your native bacon (mh), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 15:45 (eleven years ago) link
oh god, that reminds me, I have to take a picture of this plaque someone mysteriously put up in a tiny meeting room, it actually says:
CARPE DIEM
Seize the Day
― your native bacon (mh), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 15:46 (eleven years ago) link
kind of how i feel about "life coaches" too, like i can't help but suspect that more are just miserable people caught in a some kind of "self-actualizing" loopxp
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 15:47 (eleven years ago) link
COMMIT RANDOM ACTS....... OF KINDNESS!!
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 15:47 (eleven years ago) link
idea #5: if you see someone who looks a little down, create a spontaneous "one-person flashmob" - just for them!
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 15:48 (eleven years ago) link
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 15:49 (eleven years ago) link
what a world
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 15:50 (eleven years ago) link
man, "life coaches." I have a friend who I think seems really self-actualized but was going to career counselor-types (not life coaches) a couple years ago because she wasn't quite feeling it with her job. Now, she has the same job, but she and her husband have three dogs and she runs something like ten miles a day.
― your native bacon (mh), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 15:52 (eleven years ago) link
If it's a legitimate LOL, the EXCELSIOR has ways to try to shut that whole thing down
― mod night at the oasis (NickB), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 16:04 (eleven years ago) link
sorry, I don't know where that came from, plz to delete
― mod night at the oasis (NickB), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 16:12 (eleven years ago) link
^^^^Next EXCELSIOR thread title plz.
― see inlaycard for details (suzy), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 16:26 (eleven years ago) link
haha that's what i figured it was!
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 16:28 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/390772_456101604420989_347779709_n.jpg
― Gurdas Mane (crüt), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 19:03 (eleven years ago) link
Of all the reasons to object to Hot Topic…
― "Pffft" --buddha (silby), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 19:04 (eleven years ago) link
similarly I boycott nuclear energy as it uses a cheap soulless imitation of glowsticks for its so-called 'power'
― it's-a me, irl (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 19:10 (eleven years ago) link
hahahahahaha
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 19:12 (eleven years ago) link
i am boycotting all babies until they stop sucking on the sacred pacifier.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 19:19 (eleven years ago) link
sacred, sacred are the jncos
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 21:41 (eleven years ago) link
putting this on tumblr, i expect 20,000 reblogs by the end of the day
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 21:51 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/s7c9D.jpg
― jack chick-fil-A (dayo), Friday, 24 August 2012 11:27 (eleven years ago) link
This person sounds really super annoying but I never watched Spongebob so maybe there is a complex subtext.
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 24 August 2012 12:29 (eleven years ago) link
Nope.
― how's life, Friday, 24 August 2012 12:40 (eleven years ago) link
so you know how facebook is now notifying you when someone you interact w/a lot just does anything, the fact that ive been clicking through on all these inspirational image macros for the last couple weeks is really backfiring
― lag∞n, Friday, 24 August 2012 13:33 (eleven years ago) link
haw
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 24 August 2012 13:37 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.facebook.com/#!/photo.php?fbid=346671405421547&set=a.332239150198106.77897.100002360719369&type=1&theater
https://www.facebook.com/#!/photo.php?fbid=10151046806032909&set=a.258016217908.138579.117609792908&type=1&theater
This guy was the only rabid Ron Paul fan on my friends list that I hadn't hid. For a while he was alternating furiously between
1.)Inspirational quotes 2.)Ron Paul 2012 Or Obama Will Kill America With Taxes3.)Organic Farming4.)Marijuana Legalization5.)Bob Marley or Spearhead Youtubes
He seems to have chilled out on the Ron Paul thing, thank god.
― how's life, Friday, 24 August 2012 13:59 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/c0.18.403.403/p403x403/603437_10151046806032909_1721041606_n.jpg
― how's life, Friday, 24 August 2012 14:00 (eleven years ago) link
If I ever have a city growing out of my ass please shoot me
― Sweet Yin Yang ☯ (Latham Green), Friday, 24 August 2012 14:04 (eleven years ago) link
Err, the picture is illustrating natural resources being used surely and not being loved at all
― mod night at the oasis (NickB), Friday, 24 August 2012 14:08 (eleven years ago) link
so the conclusion is 1,000,000% RONG imo
― mod night at the oasis (NickB), Friday, 24 August 2012 14:09 (eleven years ago) link
the end of that is supposed to say "and people are being used". not having the easiest time c&ping from facebook this morning though, so I think I'll just quit while I'm ahead.
― how's life, Friday, 24 August 2012 14:10 (eleven years ago) link
"People are not supposed to have the sears tower in their ass"
― Sweet Yin Yang ☯ (Latham Green), Friday, 24 August 2012 14:13 (eleven years ago) link
rt if you are against sears towers in peoples asses
― lag∞n, Friday, 24 August 2012 14:14 (eleven years ago) link
that's the best piece of art in this thread yet. i dig it! kind of blakean.
― goole, Friday, 24 August 2012 14:47 (eleven years ago) link
where's his dick
― Sweet Yin Yang ☯ (Latham Green), Friday, 24 August 2012 14:52 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/s480x480/200814_398057633588979_1931226627_n.jpg
― A cuddle nuvvie squee shooting. Great. (how's life), Friday, 24 August 2012 18:59 (eleven years ago) link
i remember someone writing that kruger posters were the inspiration for these but I think really we have to put the blame on van halen:http://content.internetvideoarchive.com/content/photos/304/012770_6.jpg
― Philip Nunez, Friday, 24 August 2012 19:08 (eleven years ago) link
justice is sooo freaky
― Jandek at the Disco (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 24 August 2012 19:13 (eleven years ago) link
http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/11800000/2Pac-and-JJ-Poetic-Justice-tupac-shakur-11865029-342-500.jpg
― A cuddle nuvvie squee shooting. Great. (how's life), Friday, 24 August 2012 19:31 (eleven years ago) link
whoa man justice is FREAKIN ME OUT
― Sweet Yin Yang ☯ (Latham Green), Friday, 24 August 2012 20:35 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/542346_429687430416185_2101365518_n.jpg
― scott seward, Friday, 24 August 2012 20:55 (eleven years ago) link
needs more blood
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Friday, 24 August 2012 20:55 (eleven years ago) link
ernest hemingway's greatest short story:
"ernest hemingway"
by, ernest hemingway.
― emo mcgee vs ricky hitler (Merdeyeux), Friday, 24 August 2012 21:06 (eleven years ago) link
theres nothing to writing all you do is sit down at a typewriter and write your name
― lag∞n, Friday, 24 August 2012 21:10 (eleven years ago) link
in mysteriously large type
lol xp lolohman there are so many good things about that one, i mean, it has to be a joke one, aw hemingway's dainty hands and cute crossed-leg naked typing on a magical typewriter
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Friday, 24 August 2012 21:11 (eleven years ago) link
kind of killing me
needs a shotgun next to the typewriter.
― scott seward, Friday, 24 August 2012 21:41 (eleven years ago) link
you guys are missing the point that ernest hemingway was such a fucking bad-ass that HE COULD TYPE IN CURSIVE
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 24 August 2012 21:49 (eleven years ago) link
hahahhaha, you guys are killing me
lagoon is the hero of this thread though
- Doctor Casino
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 24 August 2012 21:52 (eleven years ago) link
hemingway was known for his excellent taste in floral bedspreads
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 24 August 2012 22:03 (eleven years ago) link
Just because he was the manliest man that ever manned doesn't mean that he didn't know how to embrace his feminine side.
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 24 August 2012 22:13 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151119343204795&set=a.95000314794.85953.763579794&type=1&theater
― dell (del), Saturday, 25 August 2012 16:06 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/Iarpy.jpg
― dell (del), Saturday, 25 August 2012 16:08 (eleven years ago) link
lol @ "larpy.jpg" for that one
― Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Saturday, 25 August 2012 16:29 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/185172_436749023031109_300566895_n.jpg
― scott seward, Saturday, 25 August 2012 21:09 (eleven years ago) link
love
kunz
vex
HONES
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Saturday, 25 August 2012 21:10 (eleven years ago) link
ElmPopPines
― emil.y, Saturday, 25 August 2012 21:13 (eleven years ago) link
sin...diagonallyyen, pus... vertically
― Farrah Abraham had many songs/ many songs had Farrah Abraham (m bison), Saturday, 25 August 2012 21:18 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/K8Abk.jpg
― ○ (gr8080), Saturday, 25 August 2012 21:22 (eleven years ago) link
portgillhenfap
― mookieproof, Saturday, 25 August 2012 21:22 (eleven years ago) link
lovehealthghumourl
― half-worm inchworm tapeworm (donna rouge), Saturday, 25 August 2012 21:32 (eleven years ago) link
lovesuccess fun
but mostly i wantwintelligence
― Jibe, Saturday, 25 August 2012 22:09 (eleven years ago) link
shappiness is better
― Farrah Abraham had many songs/ many songs had Farrah Abraham (m bison), Saturday, 25 August 2012 22:13 (eleven years ago) link
sac
― goole, Sunday, 26 August 2012 15:31 (eleven years ago) link
outvexour
― crüt, Sunday, 26 August 2012 15:35 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/253968_10151221628837868_1993785870_n.jpg
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Monday, 27 August 2012 00:39 (eleven years ago) link
picture accurately describes my reaction to it ironically
― "Pffft" --buddha (silby), Monday, 27 August 2012 01:53 (eleven years ago) link
64.
THEFIRST3
― Michael Daddino, Monday, 27 August 2012 02:03 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/552061_10151160729221023_676712161_n.jpg
LEGALIZE IT
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Monday, 27 August 2012 02:33 (eleven years ago) link
And by "it" I mean Cheech and Chong.
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Monday, 27 August 2012 02:37 (eleven years ago) link
cesssacdom
:/
― tubular, mondo, gnabry (Merdeyeux), Monday, 27 August 2012 02:38 (eleven years ago) link
you want to smoke cess with passantino
― some dude, Monday, 27 August 2012 02:43 (eleven years ago) link
prupus
― i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Monday, 27 August 2012 05:26 (eleven years ago) link
Person who posted this to FB is a veritable goldmine of this kind of sentimentality. Also into crystal-gazing, yoga farting, etc. http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/294488_10152084364840271_1403332288_n.jpg
― Yam, Monday, 27 August 2012 08:01 (eleven years ago) link
Middle of that image sucks, but my heart perceives some really beautiful details in the bands across the top and bottom.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 27 August 2012 13:21 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/557500_476047015747753_7160653_n.jpg
BOOBS 4 GAYS
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Monday, 27 August 2012 19:11 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/556483_449636505081600_2059172983_n.jpg
Apparently there is a whole page of this garbage: https://www.facebook.com/IMR.4.U
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Monday, 27 August 2012 19:14 (eleven years ago) link
Seriously cannot get over all the jpeg shittiness in these. It's as if being passed around the Internet a million times actually had the same effect on an image as photocopying a copy of a copy of a copy...barf.
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 05:01 (eleven years ago) link
Someone on my FB reposted a long quote about depression the other day because the original jpg she'd posted was too hard to read (font too small). I mean come on. POST THE ACTUAL QUOTE USING YOUR KEYBOARD. IT DOESNT HAVE TO BE A GIF.
― frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 06:37 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/21pSV.jpg
― jack chick-fil-A (dayo), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 12:37 (eleven years ago) link
immycreations
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 12:56 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/185019_465635596790790_160661064_n.jpg
― max, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 13:04 (eleven years ago) link
why is art against science? I have never heard of this conflict before.
― how's life, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 13:06 (eleven years ago) link
also, the last caption looks like sciencefart.
― how's life, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 13:07 (eleven years ago) link
I thought the two colors were gonna swirl and create scart
― jack chick-fil-A (dayo), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 13:11 (eleven years ago) link
man they created love
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 13:13 (eleven years ago) link
Really? Huh. It's a fairly commonly posited dichotomy.
― emil.y, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 13:30 (eleven years ago) link
In what context?
― how's life, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 13:39 (eleven years ago) link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Two_Cultures
― Ward Fowler, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 13:41 (eleven years ago) link
Oh, it's a british issue
― your native bacon (mh), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 13:50 (eleven years ago) link
everyone be cool art+science=love, thats maths
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 13:53 (eleven years ago) link
Well, okay. It's an issue in America too, but I wouldn't frame it as arts and sciences fighting each other here. It's just more like, here's two separate groups. We probably need more scientists and engineers though.
― how's life, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 13:53 (eleven years ago) link
yeah, just poking fun. we don't address that issue outside of education curriculum much these days because we're too used to religion tearing down both art and science
― your native bacon (mh), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 13:55 (eleven years ago) link
61.
You could write a Thomas Frankian essay that draws a line from Napoleon Hill and Dale Carnegie to all the glurge posted above, damning John Cage and Sister Corita Kent as having served an unwitting nodal point between the two:
http://www.brainpickings.org/index.php/2012/08/10/10-rules-for-students-and-teachers-john-cage-corita-kent/
― Michael Daddino, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 14:00 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/466510_3321664813663_1986615205_o.jpg
― it's-a me, irl (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 16:04 (eleven years ago) link
that brings up some good points
― Jandek at the Disco (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 16:06 (eleven years ago) link
at least he took the initiative
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 16:12 (eleven years ago) link
you mean the iniative
― dmr, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 16:18 (eleven years ago) link
he tuned them all personally? that is iniative!
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 16:22 (eleven years ago) link
Wow. That one suggests an alternate world where TimeCube.com was the principal source for inspirational picto-memes.
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 16:24 (eleven years ago) link
detuned guitars ---> youth against fascism
― dmr, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 16:32 (eleven years ago) link
Wow. A cursory google reveals that this really is a thing. I had never heard of it!
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 16:42 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/284878_146441422162179_1671837224_n.jpg
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 16:58 (eleven years ago) link
I like that it has a quotation mark at the beginning but not at the end and isn't attributed to anyone (doesn't anybody want to take credit for that pearl of wisdom?)
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 17:00 (eleven years ago) link
If you give her lemons she will give you lemonade.
If you give her a fish, she will something jesus something
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 17:02 (eleven years ago) link
If you give a mouse a cookie
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 17:03 (eleven years ago) link
This one, on the other hand, is not only attributed properly, it has its own bibliographical footnote at the end! SCIENCE.
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/255226_465433166811033_989231569_n.jpg
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 17:05 (eleven years ago) link
of course a quote from neil degrasse tyson would have proper citation. probably from reddit.
― Spectrum, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 17:08 (eleven years ago) link
a "meal" is not "groceries multiplied"
― max, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 17:13 (eleven years ago) link
If you give her groceries she will say cool can you help me put these away
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 17:15 (eleven years ago) link
lol xp
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 17:15 (eleven years ago) link
what if you give her ten dollars, do you get $100 back
― dmr, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 17:17 (eleven years ago) link
you get rolled quarters
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 17:32 (eleven years ago) link
if you give her one, a bartender will get a double entendre, and you will walk into a bar
-- Dr. Neil DeGrasse Tyson
― goole, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 18:15 (eleven years ago) link
is that what babies are? just... lots of sperm?
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 21:08 (eleven years ago) link
sperm eats egg, becomes strong, grows into baby
― your native bacon (mh), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 21:21 (eleven years ago) link
WE HAVE A WINNER:
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/376699_3185646455152_26162703_n.jpg
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 22:00 (eleven years ago) link
hahahaha oooh fuck.
― Jandek at the Disco (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 22:01 (eleven years ago) link
his path looks like it involves harming people
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 22:02 (eleven years ago) link
http://s3.favim.com/orig/47/fail-jared-leto-never-quote-text-Favim.com-431333.jpghttp://1.bp.blogspot.com/-87ZWWpByGkY/T2g7vdyliFI/AAAAAAAAU80/vg3aKy16QNo/s640/jared+quotes5.jpghttp://covermyfb.com/media/covers/thumb/2870-jared-leto-quote.jpg
― kinder, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 22:06 (eleven years ago) link
those all sound kinda plagiarized there jared
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 22:07 (eleven years ago) link
toooo manyhttp://data.whicdn.com/images/22035714/AkVNpmwCEAAv_vB_large.jpghttp://3.bp.blogspot.com/-MMBgAGelV7A/TkdtDbjoisI/AAAAAAAAFfQ/LZ4ZbrHkQc4/s1600/jared-leto-hugo-boss.gif
― kinder, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 22:08 (eleven years ago) link
http://tiff.net/filmsandschedules/tiff/2012/artifact
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 22:08 (eleven years ago) link
Oh my god... so many Leto quotes.
― frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 22:10 (eleven years ago) link
don't be one of those stereotypical "people"
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 22:16 (eleven years ago) link
jared leto vs. shia lebouef
― ayonanas (Matt P), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 22:18 (eleven years ago) link
Jordan Catalano to thread
http://i412.photobucket.com/albums/pp201/sharonjoy666/jordancatalano.jpg
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 22:19 (eleven years ago) link
jordan catalano otm
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 22:23 (eleven years ago) link
I was going nowhere Going nowhere fast Drowning in my memories Living in the past Everything looked black til I found her She's all I need and that's what I said I call her Red... She's my shelter from the storm She's a place to rest my head Late at night she keeps me safe and warm I call her Red...
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 22:25 (eleven years ago) link
Augh, what on earth ... this Leto dude looks like two different Always Sunny fellows at once. I don't think it's just because of the sperm eats egg quote.https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/376699_3185646455152_26162703_n.jpghttp://images.tvrage.com/cguide/21/3608.jpg
http://s3.favim.com/orig/47/fail-jared-leto-never-quote-text-Favim.com-431333.jpghttp://www.collegemagazine.com/files/image/glennhowerton(1).jpg
(pardon the off-topic photo-bonanza)
― Øystein, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 22:37 (eleven years ago) link
haha wow
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 22:38 (eleven years ago) link
lol that Leto/Hugo ad hangs three feet high near my desk ;_; these inspirational quote jpgs of "his" are awesome; surely most are lyrics?
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 01:40 (eleven years ago) link
weird lyrics, i assumed they were from fluffy interviews
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 02:50 (eleven years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyutf5vHG21r80jjso1_500.jpg
Jedward!
― (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 03:39 (eleven years ago) link
QUOTE THAT TALK is a picture quote blog that's spreading quotable talks from the famous people.
― (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 03:40 (eleven years ago) link
I don't even what a Jedward is
― "Pffft" --buddha (silby), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 04:26 (eleven years ago) link
And blessed are you for not knowing.
― frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 04:32 (eleven years ago) link
Jedward are an Irish pop duo comprising identical twins John and Edward Grimes (born 16 October 1991 in Dublin, Ireland). Widely known for their blond quiffs, they first appeared as John & Edward in the sixth series of The X Factor in 2009, generating a phenomenon described as "the Jedward paradox".[1] They finished sixth[2] and are now managed by Louis Walsh, who was their mentor during The X Factor.[3][4]
Jedward have released three albums, Planet Jedward, Victory and Young Love. Planet Jedward and Victory went double platinum in Ireland.[5][6] They have released eight singles, including "Under Pressure (Ice Ice Baby)" (a mash-up of "Under Pressure" by Queen and Vanilla Ice's track "Ice Ice Baby")***, "Lipstick", the song with which they represented Ireland at Eurovision 2011, and "Waterline", with which they represented Ireland at Eurovision 2012.
Jedward are also known for their television work, including hosting children's series Jedward's Big Adventure, OMG! Jedward's Dream Factory, and for participating in Celebrity Big Brother 8.[7] Jedward's combined net worth was estimated at £4.5 million in April 2012.[8]
***isn't that cheating at mashup?
― omar little, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 04:34 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/jDX4U.png
― jack chick-fil-A (dayo), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 11:29 (eleven years ago) link
that "goebbels invented standard tuning" thing is bollocks right?
― Remember you can talk to me any time, asshole (dog latin), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 11:34 (eleven years ago) link
life is like a penis
it's shorter than you think
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 11:39 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.helpyousellusa.net/images/large_quote_symbol.giflife is simplelife is softlife is straight relaxedlife is hanging freelywomen are nagging bitches-Boyzpoetry|tumblr
― Øystein, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 11:47 (eleven years ago) link
What boys are thinking...
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 12:25 (eleven years ago) link
life is like a bowl of penises...
― scott seward, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 12:49 (eleven years ago) link
Now wash your hands
― Mark G, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 13:09 (eleven years ago) link
life is like a bag of dicks
consume it with enthusiasm and joy
― JuliaA, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 14:49 (eleven years ago) link
Life is like a penis sandwich.
The bread always gets soggy!
*picture of a sad puppy*
― scott seward, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 14:54 (eleven years ago) link
mine is seriously just awful
― TOP FEMALE LAWYER & CARTOONIST FOR 2011: (donna rouge), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 15:10 (eleven years ago) link
watch out for unexpected curves
― your native bacon (mh), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 15:13 (eleven years ago) link
lol donna
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 15:16 (eleven years ago) link
When life gives you penises, make semen?
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 15:37 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/376948_515202618509196_1576296153_n.jpg
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 18:35 (eleven years ago) link
Courtesy of George Takei, of course.
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 18:36 (eleven years ago) link
lol someone on my feed just posted the "i do the stupidest random shit" patrick from spongebob jpg
― TOP FEMALE LAWYER & CARTOONIST FOR 2011: (donna rouge), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 18:45 (eleven years ago) link
at first im boring but then im stupid *spongebob*
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 20:28 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/DZlSV.jpg
― ○ (gr8080), Thursday, 30 August 2012 00:27 (eleven years ago) link
Surprised that isn't blingeed
― "Pffft" --buddha (silby), Thursday, 30 August 2012 01:37 (eleven years ago) link
It looks like it was scanned from a beachside tourist shop postcard, on a bad Epson from 1998, so I guess we're lucky it's even readable.
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 30 August 2012 01:46 (eleven years ago) link
that little hoebag has been through some pretty tough style wars. i feel bad for her.
― scott seward, Thursday, 30 August 2012 01:49 (eleven years ago) link
here I just made one
http://i.imgur.com/pXpWP.jpg
― "Pffft" --buddha (silby), Thursday, 30 August 2012 02:50 (eleven years ago) link
woah nice robes dude, that's some serious applique
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 30 August 2012 03:51 (eleven years ago) link
Is that Don Knuth? Love that guy.
― Øystein, Thursday, 30 August 2012 07:55 (eleven years ago) link
Yep.
― "Pffft" --buddha (silby), Thursday, 30 August 2012 14:15 (eleven years ago) link
i knew dude was a stylist but damn
― j., Thursday, 30 August 2012 14:17 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/284980_10151140488117278_551751828_n.jpg
― ayonanas (Matt P), Thursday, 30 August 2012 17:17 (eleven years ago) link
"Oh, and an Eames chair helps too." - Cicero
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 30 August 2012 17:18 (eleven years ago) link
every day, trying to find reasons not to hate the fb friends who post these, almost as if it were a semi-spiritual practice deserving of its own picture-with-words-on-it.
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 30 August 2012 17:25 (eleven years ago) link
my fb friends don't post these, perhaps because i am lol 40
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 30 August 2012 17:41 (eleven years ago) link
both the biggest offenders on my timeline are def way past 40
― lag∞n, Thursday, 30 August 2012 17:43 (eleven years ago) link
why does the Cicero one have "Trying God's Patience" text hidden in it
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 30 August 2012 17:52 (eleven years ago) link
Well, that's weird.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 30 August 2012 17:54 (eleven years ago) link
i just think of all of these like the internet equivalent of these:
LIVE. LAUGH. LOVE.
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 30 August 2012 18:12 (eleven years ago) link
it would be hilarious if "trying god's patience" was a wall decal in the original photo
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 30 August 2012 18:14 (eleven years ago) link
next line of that cicero quote is "oh, and slaves. lots of slaves"
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 30 August 2012 18:30 (eleven years ago) link
http://dl.dropbox.com/s/80efshg6st5kk83/deepthoughts.jpg
― your native bacon (mh), Thursday, 30 August 2012 18:38 (eleven years ago) link
:3
― ayonanas (Matt P), Thursday, 30 August 2012 18:40 (eleven years ago) link
2/10
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 30 August 2012 18:41 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.facebook.com/corporatebollocks
― Three Word Username, Thursday, 30 August 2012 19:34 (eleven years ago) link
lol mh
i'm going to start rearranging the words in these things and reposting them on fb attributed to anagrams of original names. or something.
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 30 August 2012 23:29 (eleven years ago) link
I just used the first image that was sitting on my work desktop and some comic sans :)
― your native bacon (mh), Friday, 31 August 2012 00:51 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/294565_414187908642693_2108608796_n.jpg
― Bananaman Begins, Friday, 31 August 2012 01:06 (eleven years ago) link
Think the words in blue are meant to be bad.
― Bananaman Begins, Friday, 31 August 2012 01:11 (eleven years ago) link
it's karaoke, clearly red=woman sings, blue=man sings, purple=both sing.
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Friday, 31 August 2012 01:15 (eleven years ago) link
to the tune of "The Rose"
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Friday, 31 August 2012 01:16 (eleven years ago) link
Oh god
I can hear it, and... whyyyyy
― your native bacon (mh), Friday, 31 August 2012 01:18 (eleven years ago) link
I kind of hate my subconscious mind for doing this to me
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Friday, 31 August 2012 01:21 (eleven years ago) link
Just rememberrrrrr in the winterrrr
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 31 August 2012 01:31 (eleven years ago) link
if you have male friends, you'rrre a whooorrrre...
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Friday, 31 August 2012 01:36 (eleven years ago) link
If you cryyyyy, you're a drama queen....
FOR THE LUCKYYYY AND THE STRONGGG
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 31 August 2012 01:42 (eleven years ago) link
They say If you have bad spelling/grammer ,your an image macro maker.
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 31 August 2012 01:44 (eleven years ago) link
honey boo boo nickname generator was my fave thing on youtube today. my nickname is Sugar Supreme! that's an awesome nickname.
https://www.facebook.com/HereComesHoneyBooBoo#!/HereComesHoneyBooBoo/app_274643699317380
― scott seward, Friday, 31 August 2012 02:29 (eleven years ago) link
I'm Excellent Beautimous!
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Friday, 31 August 2012 02:39 (eleven years ago) link
Admittedly not quite as catchy as Sugar Supreme but what is?
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Friday, 31 August 2012 02:40 (eleven years ago) link
omg
DARING PRINCESS
― Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Friday, 31 August 2012 02:43 (eleven years ago) link
lol best. That will be your new nickname from now until forever.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Friday, 31 August 2012 02:45 (eleven years ago) link
daring j. princess
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 31 August 2012 02:45 (eleven years ago) link
just call me isabella chickadee.
― tubular, mondo, gnabry (Merdeyeux), Friday, 31 August 2012 02:47 (eleven years ago) link
Maverick Heaven
eat it, suckers
― your native bacon (mh), Friday, 31 August 2012 02:51 (eleven years ago) link
I still win
― DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Friday, 31 August 2012 02:54 (eleven years ago) link
yeah yeah, DP
― your native bacon (mh), Friday, 31 August 2012 02:55 (eleven years ago) link
HI DERING!
― tripjohnhafner (weatheringdaleson), Friday, 31 August 2012 06:15 (eleven years ago) link
Anyway, I'm Booty Boo Wiggy
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/205935_495783740449859_768163630_n.jpg
― pastoral mellotron soaked epic gnome and wizard shit (get bent), Friday, 31 August 2012 17:50 (eleven years ago) link
i cant understand why people are frightened of tiny pianos im frightened of the big ones --john cage
― lag∞n, Friday, 31 August 2012 17:55 (eleven years ago) link
i can't understand why people are frightened of tiny furniture i thought it was a good movie -- me
― pastoral mellotron soaked epic gnome and wizard shit (get bent), Friday, 31 August 2012 17:56 (eleven years ago) link
I don't know why sometimes I get frightened - neil finn
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 31 August 2012 17:58 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/7K0qu.png
― ○ (gr8080), Friday, 31 August 2012 19:34 (eleven years ago) link
Kabob Britches
― i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Friday, 31 August 2012 19:46 (eleven years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9l8ryAHhD1r54dqfo1_500.jpg
WOW!! WHO KNEW BILL NYE WAS SUCH A BAD ASS??
― frogbs, Friday, 31 August 2012 21:57 (eleven years ago) link
"actual quote"
― tropical storm mysac (crüt), Friday, 31 August 2012 21:58 (eleven years ago) link
Kewpie Kaleigha--this is pretty much my name already!
― kate78, Friday, 31 August 2012 21:58 (eleven years ago) link
not sure vaseline is for 'whipping' asses
― lag∞n, Friday, 31 August 2012 22:01 (eleven years ago) link
it's used when he's DONE whipping, to soothe it
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 31 August 2012 22:11 (eleven years ago) link
your ass is gonna need it when i'm done fucking
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 31 August 2012 22:11 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/billnye.asp
looks like the fbook macro maker just invented the vaseline part, which i guess is fair
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Friday, 31 August 2012 22:15 (eleven years ago) link
those so opposed to ass fucking have themselves been ass fucked, how ironic.
― tubular, mondo, gnabry (Merdeyeux), Friday, 31 August 2012 22:15 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/314286_10151214010952783_1097265769_n.jpg
― goole, Saturday, 1 September 2012 16:41 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/576573_357144757666768_1989377092_n.jpg
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Saturday, 1 September 2012 16:53 (eleven years ago) link
That son was pretty confident about the timing of the big dig-up, huh?
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 1 September 2012 16:58 (eleven years ago) link
The Fosse one is from a Tweet Jen Kirkman made the day before yesterday. She's kinda creeped out by how quick it showed up.
― Three Word Username, Saturday, 1 September 2012 17:07 (eleven years ago) link
old family friend reposted it from a broadway fan page, i think
― goole, Saturday, 1 September 2012 17:27 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/216984_4251850932129_600061786_n.jpg
― goole, Sunday, 2 September 2012 00:39 (eleven years ago) link
i stopped those a long time ago - surprised it took - but every once in a while facebook will show one of those helpful 'whats up with yer friendz' inserts that details HOW MANY STUPID FUCKING GAMES my friends are wasting their time playing; and i despair
― j., Sunday, 2 September 2012 00:40 (eleven years ago) link
i panicked when i was told that my songpop results were cluttering everyone's walls, NO ONE NEEDS TO KNOW
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Sunday, 2 September 2012 02:19 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/DeW6Q.jpg
lets try really hard to contrive our state of mind im sure then we will all be really happy
― lag∞n, Sunday, 2 September 2012 14:55 (eleven years ago) link
by enchanted agnosticism i mean that i believe in god but i'm afraid christopher hitchens would mock me
― Mordy, Sunday, 2 September 2012 14:57 (eleven years ago) link
its a perfect description of how i feel when i'm listening to my bow wow wow records.
― scott seward, Sunday, 2 September 2012 15:05 (eleven years ago) link
actually the only thing missing from that enchanted agnosticism one is a picture of annabella.
― scott seward, Sunday, 2 September 2012 15:06 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/pRtdh.jpg
― lag∞n, Sunday, 2 September 2012 15:12 (eleven years ago) link
well at least it isn't pan and scanned
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Sunday, 2 September 2012 18:13 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/207187_482478951763088_765768416_n.jpg
i like it
― Mordy, Monday, 3 September 2012 03:13 (eleven years ago) link
That Bob Fosse comment, did they not see All That Jazz? I would not want that dude in control of my body. Also it makes me imagine him as the Borg Queen and all women as the Borg.
― ms fotheringham (Crabbits), Monday, 3 September 2012 03:21 (eleven years ago) link
<3 studs tho
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Monday, 3 September 2012 03:38 (eleven years ago) link
studs always otm
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 3 September 2012 03:58 (eleven years ago) link
i actually just posted my very own image+words on facebook! i have caught the fever.
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/558242_10151805672442137_177024612_n.jpg
― scott seward, Monday, 3 September 2012 14:54 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/255457_10151236337422868_1107533958_n.jpg
But they look so happy!
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Monday, 3 September 2012 17:45 (eleven years ago) link
13. Partner is impregnated with horrifying demon-spawn fetus
― "Pffft" --buddha (silby), Monday, 3 September 2012 17:47 (eleven years ago) link
what the fact
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Monday, 3 September 2012 18:56 (eleven years ago) link
Dear Soulless Drones: When you spend money on my art, you're not paying for something that matters to you (like a cool novel, painting or song). You're paying for something that matters to me: me. Me experimenting, me failing, me worrying about money, me having me time to do me things. Only wild free spirits encounter these things. Fork it over. - rebekah joy plett
― brio, Monday, 3 September 2012 19:52 (eleven years ago) link
Dear Rebekah, I will not be spending money on your art. Love, Soulless Drone.
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 3 September 2012 19:55 (eleven years ago) link
God I am a local veg freak as much as he next gal but SERIOUSLY
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/216993_353732604711542_1942508991_n.jpg
― ms fotheringham (Crabbits), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 04:13 (eleven years ago) link
i appreciate that you can't just make a statement like that -- who would believe it? -- it must be attributed to anonymous
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 04:16 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah, Washington's leek prices are THRU THE ROOF.
― frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 04:16 (eleven years ago) link
*rant about how it's often the urban planners who encourage communities to start farmer's markets and make space for urban farming and how we can't rely on our local grocery stores to provide fresh produce to food deserts and how the good supermarkets won't move to those areas cuz there's not enough money so it's a MARKET FAILURE and the government does have to step in, thank you*
― arvo peart (get bent), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 04:17 (eleven years ago) link
I want really for real universal health care, which is absolutely not the same as whatever self-righteous oomph having fresh veg gives me.
― ms fotheringham (Crabbits), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 04:21 (eleven years ago) link
I mean I read the China Study and all but that's still not going to give me proper maternity leave.
― ms fotheringham (Crabbits), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 04:22 (eleven years ago) link
did you like my "market failure" double entendre?
― arvo peart (get bent), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 04:22 (eleven years ago) link
I can't believe I missed it!@ I am stealing that pun and using it whenever I have the chance
― ms fotheringham (Crabbits), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 04:23 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/7Xh2T.jpg
Thanks for ruining the concept of conversating, facebook macros mafia!!
― dell (del), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 12:48 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/255500_355762021165905_1831210484_n.jpg
― Bananaman Begins, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 13:33 (eleven years ago) link
at least spell the guy's name right, jeez
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 13:43 (eleven years ago) link
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a92/taaatdthrice/gobbles.gif
― ms fotheringham (Crabbits), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 13:47 (eleven years ago) link
Geobbels invaded geocities..
― Mark G, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 14:15 (eleven years ago) link
nothing like a good geobbels quote
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 15:41 (eleven years ago) link
I do love this one, though.https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/552155_10151210516347154_1629873947_n.jpg
― kate78, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 15:43 (eleven years ago) link
ha. i had no idea what that was doing till i got to the end.
― tubular, mondo, gnabry (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 18:10 (eleven years ago) link
and then your mine was ~blown~
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 18:36 (eleven years ago) link
umm
mind
god created water for drowning
― ayonanas (Matt P), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 18:37 (eleven years ago) link
and for wakeboarding (fingerblasting)
― ayonanas (Matt P), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 18:38 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/418919_4456403689259_1914056199_n.jpg
― TOP FEMALE LAWYER & CARTOONIST FOR 2011: (donna rouge), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 21:02 (eleven years ago) link
i think those ARE the best sentences i've ever read. looks like i'm done with sentences from now on forever fdkn fdn ;;;; a>>?
― TOP FEMALE LAWYER & CARTOONIST FOR 2011: (donna rouge), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 21:03 (eleven years ago) link
Can you think of any reason for not sharing this?Neither could I
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 21:04 (eleven years ago) link
i hate ppl who answer their own questions
GIVE ME A MINUTE AND i'LL THINK OF SOME REASONS, JEEZ
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 21:05 (eleven years ago) link
being generous theyre maybe 5 of the 7 best sentences ive ever read
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 21:05 (eleven years ago) link
but none of those sentences talk about free food, or zombies, or mustaches, or bacon
I'm so torn
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 21:07 (eleven years ago) link
salient point, i cant think of a reason for not sharing it
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 21:09 (eleven years ago) link
"What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving."
Thank you, Marx.
― Mordy, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 21:12 (eleven years ago) link
Richard?
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 21:12 (eleven years ago) link
(sorry)
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 21:13 (eleven years ago) link
i can't tell if it has a commie slant or a libertarian slant
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 21:18 (eleven years ago) link
Pretty sure it's libertarian.
I'm assuming that the person doesn't mean the five best sentences grammatically, because those are five of the grammatically worst sentences I've read. It's a shame that such wonderful ideas have to be brought down by questionable literary merit.
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 21:25 (eleven years ago) link
My salary is x and I work for salary so I deserve all of x
that is pretty much what they're saying
― your native bacon (mh), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 21:26 (eleven years ago) link
based on the person who posted it? libertarian slant
― TOP FEMALE LAWYER & CARTOONIST FOR 2011: (donna rouge), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 21:35 (eleven years ago) link
let them eat image macros
― j., Tuesday, 4 September 2012 21:37 (eleven years ago) link
It's five sentences of "wealth redistribution is evil illogical immoral and ruinous" , how could that be communist?
― ledge, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 21:38 (eleven years ago) link
Um, yeah. I'm a bit confused about how the hell you can read any of that as even slightly Commie. It's pretty much the antithesis.
― emil.y, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 21:40 (eleven years ago) link
If you buy fire insurance and your house doesn't burn down, then all you are doing is paying to rebuild the houses of OTHER PEOPLE!
― Aimless, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 21:44 (eleven years ago) link
the one sentence is legit accidentally a communist sentiment
since it's the basis of labor theory of value + exploitation
― Mordy, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 21:53 (eleven years ago) link
yes, it sort of takes the wind out of the whole inheritance thing too
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 22:10 (eleven years ago) link
oh lol my brain was rewriting the implied "welfare queen" as underpaid laborers and the "lazy ppl" as rich ruling class
i am naive, i keep assuming people don't still believe this shit, fuck a reagan
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 22:22 (eleven years ago) link
or rather rewriting both as rich ruling class and then the non-lazy people as laborers
i dunno i'm confused now, why does it have to be so many sentences
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 22:24 (eleven years ago) link
Because they are the best.
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 22:38 (eleven years ago) link
isn't taxation of the rich etc. pretty much dwarfed by the government's potential ability to create wealth as if by magic by borrowing money and spending it on infrastructure
― "Pffft" --buddha (silby), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 22:41 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/82ECx.jpg
― USADA Bin Dopen (dayo), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 13:21 (eleven years ago) link
I like that image tbh!
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 13:33 (eleven years ago) link
but it also kind of looks like music hanged them
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 13:34 (eleven years ago) link
That just reminds me of Mussolini and his girlfriend.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 5 September 2012 13:35 (eleven years ago) link
(xpost to pic)
4. You cannot divide wealth by multiplying it.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 5 September 2012 13:36 (eleven years ago) link
5. China
― Mark G, Wednesday, 5 September 2012 13:37 (eleven years ago) link
― Mark G, Wednesday, September 5, 2012 1:35 PM (2 minutes ago)
they were hanged with piano wire too
― Einstürzende Joebarton (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 13:38 (eleven years ago) link
"Ooooh, I'm 'angin from a lamp-post at the corner of the street..."
(c) Alexei Sayle...
― Mark G, Wednesday, 5 September 2012 13:48 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.brainpickings.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/sistercoritarules1.jpg
Um, I seem to be doing something wrong. I pulled everything out of my teachers and my fellow students, and now I just have this big messy pile of entrails.
― Ye Mad Puffin, Wednesday, 5 September 2012 16:20 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/JIcs1.jpg
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Thursday, 6 September 2012 00:32 (eleven years ago) link
only after CM has eaten all but the last cookie, though
― ron pinot (electricsound), Thursday, 6 September 2012 00:36 (eleven years ago) link
Can't tell if that one is supposed to be a parody or not. The ending is a little too sappy.
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Thursday, 6 September 2012 00:36 (eleven years ago) link
i've seen it
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 6 September 2012 00:44 (eleven years ago) link
Someone with whom to share the last cookie, Cookie Monster.
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 6 September 2012 01:32 (eleven years ago) link
Would share with tbh.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 6 September 2012 01:43 (eleven years ago) link
sort of a last-cookie-on-earth vibe to that one
― Newgod joins this board, and quickly he's some dude (goole), Thursday, 6 September 2012 01:44 (eleven years ago) link
me am legend
― clouds, Thursday, 6 September 2012 02:37 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/c6gPm.jpg
ugh.
― dell (del), Thursday, 6 September 2012 15:50 (eleven years ago) link
works just as good for the anti-clinton crowd
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Thursday, 6 September 2012 18:53 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/3iWWq.jpg
― RAP GAME MARiSSA MARCHANT (gr8080), Thursday, 6 September 2012 20:23 (eleven years ago) link
http://vnaveen.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/what-matters-most-is-how-you-see-yourself_1.jpg
― omar little, Thursday, 6 September 2012 20:25 (eleven years ago) link
did they use mug shots for the entire top row? wish they'd used scientist mug shots
― your naïve bacon (mh), Thursday, 6 September 2012 20:25 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/RWiwm.jpg
― your naïve bacon (mh), Thursday, 6 September 2012 20:28 (eleven years ago) link
moving bookmark…
― "Pffft" --buddha (silby), Thursday, 6 September 2012 20:56 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/226171_10100305672147489_1916411427_n.jpg
― Korn can’t wait to see the Taj Mahal (crüt), Thursday, 6 September 2012 22:13 (eleven years ago) link
May you be in love every day for the next eat 20,000 days pancakes. And out of that love those pancakes, remake a world huge pile.
― "Pffft" --buddha (silby), Thursday, 6 September 2012 22:15 (eleven years ago) link
—Ray Bradbury Paula Deen
it sounds like the beginning of a yiddish curse. may you be in love every day for the next 20,000 days. and may you be found physically nauseating by that special someone.
― Mordy, Thursday, 6 September 2012 22:17 (eleven years ago) link
lol if I eat all those pancakes I will indeed "remake a world"
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Thursday, 6 September 2012 22:18 (eleven years ago) link
ha, yup!
― dell (del), Thursday, 6 September 2012 22:23 (eleven years ago) link
someone add this logo to that last one
http://fantasyfeeder.com/cms/images/ff_logo_2.gif
― Einstürzende Joebarton (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 6 September 2012 22:28 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/402923_10101678859673576_791109136_n.jpg
I hate nerds.
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Thursday, 6 September 2012 22:46 (eleven years ago) link
Christ the cake joke was played out a year or 2 back already.
― frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Friday, 7 September 2012 04:13 (eleven years ago) link
what the fuck anyway, i've never played that game but that's not even a joke is it, not even a pun, not even wordplay, it's just a reference
i hate nerds
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Friday, 7 September 2012 04:35 (eleven years ago) link
visited facebook for the first time in months today. the people who post these things are exactly the people you would think would post these things.
― i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Friday, 7 September 2012 04:42 (eleven years ago) link
i don't even get that one, what game is that?
― TOP FEMALE LAWYER & CARTOONIST FOR 2011: (donna rouge), Friday, 7 September 2012 04:46 (eleven years ago) link
Portal
― "Pffft" --buddha (silby), Friday, 7 September 2012 04:50 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah Portal, at the end GlaDOS informs us that "the cake is a lie" and for some shitty reason nerds everywhere went nuts over it.
― frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Friday, 7 September 2012 06:24 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/558677_403778179683929_290938492_n.jpg
― ledge, Friday, 7 September 2012 08:53 (eleven years ago) link
not so bad tbh
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ivvgeHLX1qcgbf4o1_500.jpg
― goole, Friday, 7 September 2012 19:24 (eleven years ago) link
is that serious or ironic? i can't even tell anymore.
― Jandek at the Disco (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 September 2012 19:27 (eleven years ago) link
don't look at me man!
― goole, Friday, 7 September 2012 19:28 (eleven years ago) link
i predict that this one's going to get some really sweet quotes slapped on it:
http://i.imgur.com/KivEv.jpg
http://gawker.com/5941404/romantic-criminals-caught-in-picture-perfect-moment-outside-manhattan-courthouse
― RAP GAME MARiSSA MARCHANT (gr8080), Friday, 7 September 2012 19:28 (eleven years ago) link
sexi pic
― lag∞n, Friday, 7 September 2012 19:32 (eleven years ago) link
Aren't those animal snogging pictures Ariel Pink single covers?
― emil.y, Friday, 7 September 2012 19:42 (eleven years ago) link
i draw the line at ducks marrying horses
― lag∞n, Friday, 7 September 2012 19:46 (eleven years ago) link
i draw the line at fuckin huge grasshoppers personally
― goole, Friday, 7 September 2012 19:46 (eleven years ago) link
was going to congratulate duck and goose but it's possible the deer is actually forcefeeding the goose in order to make foie gras
― ask morbs if he is better off than he was 4 days ago (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 7 September 2012 19:47 (eleven years ago) link
― goole, Friday, September 7, 2012 3:46 PM (44 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
racist
― lag∞n, Friday, 7 September 2012 19:48 (eleven years ago) link
can we get some huge grasshoppers fuckin over on nsfws stat
― you lost me at "chill" (Matt P), Friday, 7 September 2012 19:49 (eleven years ago) link
*calls japan*
― Jandek at the Disco (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 September 2012 19:54 (eleven years ago) link
http://leatherneckm31.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c009153ef0120a605a8ee970c-pi
Debra Winger killed America -- RIP.
― How's My Modding? Call 1-800-SBU-RSELF (WmC), Friday, 7 September 2012 20:16 (eleven years ago) link
At least there's a tiny black square..
― Mark G, Friday, 7 September 2012 20:26 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/564422_10151228066734744_1935901302_n.jpg
NERDS + POLITICS = BARF
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 7 September 2012 21:59 (eleven years ago) link
Thought that giant grasshopper was some kinda robot/space alien, actually
― aerosmith suck because their corporate rock that sucks (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 7 September 2012 22:11 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/644248_361606073920021_966681949_n.jpg
― scott seward, Saturday, 8 September 2012 00:10 (eleven years ago) link
yeah I'll bet
― "Pffft" --buddha (silby), Saturday, 8 September 2012 00:11 (eleven years ago) link
hello
― mookieproof, Saturday, 8 September 2012 00:15 (eleven years ago) link
Hahah yeah because loudly saying "I dont give a fuck" doesnt encourage any drama, no sir.
― frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Saturday, 8 September 2012 00:16 (eleven years ago) link
tara will most certainly drama
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Saturday, 8 September 2012 00:18 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s12NMt7EL0U
― manic pixie, mercy, yo chick she's so quirky (some dude), Saturday, 8 September 2012 00:18 (eleven years ago) link
there needs to be a follow up it turns out the problem wasnt caring too much, it was caring NOT ENOUGH then after some other one maybe abt jesus, then maybe a drug relapse
― lag∞n, Saturday, 8 September 2012 00:18 (eleven years ago) link
lol one of my friends just posted the star wars/natl convention thing. oyyyy
― TOP FEMALE LAWYER & CARTOONIST FOR 2011: (donna rouge), Saturday, 8 September 2012 00:24 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/3HHMV.jpg
― RAP GAME MARiSSA MARCHANT (gr8080), Saturday, 8 September 2012 01:29 (eleven years ago) link
i just saw the star wars DNC/RNC meme on my wall and the person who posted it is generally a libertarian nerd type who in past conversations sympathized more with republican party (but was libertarian independent type). i think it's interesting if this kind of meme lets them express pro dem sentiments when they might otherwise feel uncomfortable doing so.
― Mordy, Saturday, 8 September 2012 02:01 (eleven years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2lr9rMSzv1r3oztqo1_500.jpg
john green why do you go out of your way to make me hate you
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Saturday, 8 September 2012 02:02 (eleven years ago) link
NOTHING matters more than the arrest of Lindsay Lohan.
― your naïve bacon (mh), Saturday, 8 September 2012 02:09 (eleven years ago) link
what's with the celtic knot at the bottom
― "Pffft" --buddha (silby), Saturday, 8 September 2012 02:29 (eleven years ago) link
reference to lohan's irish heritage
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Saturday, 8 September 2012 02:30 (eleven years ago) link
earliest memory of lindsay lohan is of her on the Disney Channel "behind-the-scenes" show "Movie Surfers" explaining how split screen technology (in her words, "lots of technical stuff") allowed her to play both twins on the Parent Trap remake
― "Pffft" --buddha (silby), Saturday, 8 September 2012 02:31 (eleven years ago) link
I bet some of you were too old for that movie and didn't have kids and weren't even aware of Lindsay Lohan until later why am I talking about this
― "Pffft" --buddha (silby), Saturday, 8 September 2012 02:32 (eleven years ago) link
there are things that matter more than adolescent lindsay lohan's british accent
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Saturday, 8 September 2012 02:38 (eleven years ago) link
"nerds care about important things, not pop culture trivialities" is such a lie
― manic pixie, mercy, yo chick she's so quirky (some dude), Saturday, 8 September 2012 02:50 (eleven years ago) link
nerds are intelligent u can tell by how man xmans they know about
― lag∞n, Saturday, 8 September 2012 03:01 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/6tBGZ.jpg
― RAP GAME MARiSSA MARCHANT (gr8080), Saturday, 8 September 2012 16:46 (eleven years ago) link
I think that parent trap movie is still the only lohan movie I've actually seen
― iatee, Saturday, 8 September 2012 16:48 (eleven years ago) link
I love reading a thread like this so regularly that all you get is one or two posts at a time, and so it looks like iatee is offering a personal reflection prompted solely by gr8080's image.
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 8 September 2012 16:57 (eleven years ago) link
Star Wars thing kinda falls apart when you realize that little kids love the prequels and old fogies love the originals.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 8 September 2012 17:10 (eleven years ago) link
PISS THE BED
― Jandek at the Disco (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 8 September 2012 18:00 (eleven years ago) link
Also xpost yeah it kinda horrifies me that my nephews love the star wars prequels way more than the originals but hey the only ones probably just look cheap to them
― Jandek at the Disco (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 8 September 2012 18:03 (eleven years ago) link
Chris Brown's viral marketing strategy is just crass now
― DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Saturday, 8 September 2012 18:08 (eleven years ago) link
i posted sonme of rufus's store graffiti on facebook. i endorse his message.
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/400781_10151812751767137_1072564499_n.jpg
― scott seward, Saturday, 8 September 2012 19:54 (eleven years ago) link
hah!
― lag∞n, Saturday, 8 September 2012 19:56 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/558668_10151051257486275_1545172429_n.jpg
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Saturday, 8 September 2012 20:17 (eleven years ago) link
my libertarian friend posted that one recently
― lag∞n, Saturday, 8 September 2012 20:18 (eleven years ago) link
posting that is like wearing a t-shirt that says: I am a total asshole.
― scott seward, Saturday, 8 September 2012 20:22 (eleven years ago) link
or: My asshole is soooo tight
― you lost me at "chill" (Matt P), Saturday, 8 September 2012 20:24 (eleven years ago) link
the libertarian also posts tons of shit abt how rational and logical he is and everyone else isnt, its kinda sad
― lag∞n, Saturday, 8 September 2012 20:31 (eleven years ago) link
a couple times ive almost commented but then its just like this is not a v clueful person and it wont do any good
― lag∞n, Saturday, 8 September 2012 20:32 (eleven years ago) link
rationality and logic are sooo 16th century
― clouds, Saturday, 8 September 2012 20:41 (eleven years ago) link
"clueful" very 21st
― you lost me at "chill" (Matt P), Saturday, 8 September 2012 20:43 (eleven years ago) link
I have some macros u guys might be interested in
― lag∞n, Saturday, 8 September 2012 21:28 (eleven years ago) link
mah important facebook discussionz
― j., Saturday, 8 September 2012 22:28 (eleven years ago) link
I don't know, Facebook has changed my mind about some political things. It has made clear that the casual, reactionary posts ("the communist Obama" or whatever) is what cheeses me off.
I mean, I actually had an intelligent discussion about gay marriage with someone whose views I find repugnant. But at least they cared about something.
― โตเกียวเหมียวเหมียว aka Get Psyched - MikeyMouseMakeOutClub! (M (Mount Cleaners), Saturday, 8 September 2012 22:42 (eleven years ago) link
"I don't know, Facebook has changed my mind about some political things."
same here.
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/399720_355207907894800_1898426630_n.jpg
― scott seward, Sunday, 9 September 2012 00:02 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/217939_360834297332711_1632854400_n.jpg
I DO NOT WANT TO DO MATH, FACEBOOK
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Sunday, 9 September 2012 17:30 (eleven years ago) link
uhhhh, 1?
― scott seward, Sunday, 9 September 2012 17:44 (eleven years ago) link
i'm so bad at math.
7 but who cares
― "Pffft" --buddha (silby), Sunday, 9 September 2012 17:56 (eleven years ago) link
The 130,698 people that commented care, apparently!
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Sunday, 9 September 2012 18:02 (eleven years ago) link
really needs some brackets.
― tubular, mondo, gnabry (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 9 September 2012 18:03 (eleven years ago) link
That's exactly the thing -- these are supposed to be gotcha tests of whether you remember the "please Eat My Dear Aunt Sally" rule or not, but they're just horribly formed "equations".
― Three Word Username, Sunday, 9 September 2012 18:05 (eleven years ago) link
ANSWER IT
― Korn can’t wait to see the Taj Mahal (crüt), Sunday, 9 September 2012 18:07 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/418837_414977941899137_92222052_n.jpg
― Mordy, Sunday, 9 September 2012 19:33 (eleven years ago) link
^^ remarkably stupid quote there, earl
― Aimless, Sunday, 9 September 2012 19:36 (eleven years ago) link
whoever solved that equation is really bad at writing 7s
― lag∞n, Sunday, 9 September 2012 21:15 (eleven years ago) link
time is a thing that happens u guys
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 9 September 2012 21:16 (eleven years ago) link
Never give up on a dream just because it will kill your whole family. With time they'll die anyway.
― Øystein, Sunday, 9 September 2012 22:34 (eleven years ago) link
irl lols
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 9 September 2012 22:36 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/408335_518080031540509_2018097304_n.jpg
― This Is... The Police (dog latin), Monday, 10 September 2012 12:16 (eleven years ago) link
Obvious trolling (i suspect)
― This Is... The Police (dog latin), Monday, 10 September 2012 12:17 (eleven years ago) link
omg I need to find the link to that and share it right now
― dayo, Monday, 10 September 2012 12:25 (eleven years ago) link
well not if it's obvious trolling >:|
― dayo, Monday, 10 September 2012 12:26 (eleven years ago) link
(superior headphones)
― lag∞n, Monday, 10 September 2012 13:19 (eleven years ago) link
― your naïve bacon (mh), Monday, 10 September 2012 13:34 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/p2hOS.jpg
― Cunga, Monday, 10 September 2012 16:28 (eleven years ago) link
I'm curious if Tina Fey actually said that at some point. What would the context have been?
― "Pffft" --buddha (silby), Monday, 10 September 2012 16:30 (eleven years ago) link
other than "2012"
― "Pffft" --buddha (silby), Monday, 10 September 2012 16:31 (eleven years ago) link
doesnt sound like her voice
― lag∞n, Monday, 10 September 2012 16:35 (eleven years ago) link
Actually Tina Fey stole that quote from Gertrude Stein.
― Aimless, Monday, 10 September 2012 16:41 (eleven years ago) link
oh man i got a doozy for you all. ready for this? are you sitting down? okay, here goes. behold...
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/386358_415924255131949_392870977_n.jpg
― scott seward, Monday, 10 September 2012 19:13 (eleven years ago) link
gonna sit on a bus and look into someone's eyes. be right back...
― scott seward, Monday, 10 September 2012 19:14 (eleven years ago) link
Ew don't.
― "Pffft" --buddha (silby), Monday, 10 September 2012 19:21 (eleven years ago) link
remember five years ago when everyone used to just be looking into each others eyes all the time, ew it was so awful
― lag∞n, Monday, 10 September 2012 19:24 (eleven years ago) link
WILL YOU GUYS SHUT UP I'M TRYING TO OBSERVE THE POETRY OF LIFE
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Monday, 10 September 2012 19:25 (eleven years ago) link
that's like an innocent smoothies bernard goetz
― goole, Monday, 10 September 2012 19:26 (eleven years ago) link
omg I need to find the link to that and share it right now― dayo, Monday, September 10, 2012 2:25 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalinkwell not if it's obvious trolling >:|― dayo, Monday, September 10, 2012 2:26 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― dayo, Monday, September 10, 2012 2:25 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― dayo, Monday, September 10, 2012 2:26 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
just posted this and have already successfully trolled one person XD
― RAP GAME MARiSSA MARCHANT (gr8080), Monday, 10 September 2012 19:37 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/MRsM2.jpg
theres just something abt this one
― lag∞n, Monday, 10 September 2012 20:17 (eleven years ago) link
who knew that Cochise was a source of inspiration for Len
― DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Monday, 10 September 2012 20:19 (eleven years ago) link
cochise is so beautiful there
― you lost me at "chill" (Matt P), Monday, 10 September 2012 20:24 (eleven years ago) link
the hand/paw print makes me want to start a thread called hand/paw prints
― you lost me at "chill" (Matt P), Monday, 10 September 2012 20:25 (eleven years ago) link
xp There is NO WAY the person who wrote that was Tina Fey had any sense of humor whatsoever
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Monday, 10 September 2012 20:25 (eleven years ago) link
chat transcript Gabe: the indian fella looks so bored like he is just sitting at the bus stop trying to deal
― lag∞n, Monday, 10 September 2012 20:26 (eleven years ago) link
unless tongue-in-cheek maybe? Yeah, actually.
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Monday, 10 September 2012 20:26 (eleven years ago) link
No results found for "you're right: ladyfolk aren't funny".
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Monday, 10 September 2012 20:27 (eleven years ago) link
'need each other because they suck'
― j., Monday, 10 September 2012 20:30 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/399732_377373082336274_66775845_n.jpg
Romney 2012!
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Monday, 10 September 2012 21:22 (eleven years ago) link
huge profts
― these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Monday, 10 September 2012 21:23 (eleven years ago) link
New display name?
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Monday, 10 September 2012 21:28 (eleven years ago) link
seals & profts
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Monday, 10 September 2012 21:56 (eleven years ago) link
much like the "organic produce has more vitamin c" claim -- I'm not sure that many people were actually arguing that jobs were going overseas because "america doesn't have enough skilled workers"
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Monday, 10 September 2012 22:00 (eleven years ago) link
Actually Steve Jobs said just that, no urban center with a lot of people with two year engineering degrees. The one area where this is prevalent in Texas actually does do a lot of electronics manufacturing.
― your naïve bacon (mh), Monday, 10 September 2012 22:11 (eleven years ago) link
ok well I guess that's talking about two different things then -- one being the outsourcing of engineer-type jobs and the other being the outsourcing of unskilled jobs, the latter of which has been going on far longer and is far more widespread
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Monday, 10 September 2012 22:21 (eleven years ago) link
― tubular, mondo, gnabry (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 9 September 2012 18:03 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Three Word Username, Sunday, 9 September 2012 18:05 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
these are so weird, i think there's a uk vs us teaching thing involved somewhere that makes them seem so weird
― thomp, Monday, 10 September 2012 22:29 (eleven years ago) link
Jobs are not sent overseas because America doesn't have enough skilled workers. They are sent to the far reaches of outer space because America doesn't have enough skilled workers.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 10 September 2012 22:31 (eleven years ago) link
it's because you people do math weird
― thomp, Monday, 10 September 2012 22:36 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/488362_401692883218371_1501317838_n.jpg
― scott seward, Monday, 10 September 2012 22:46 (eleven years ago) link
for the record, i am way more awesome than that picture.
― scott seward, Monday, 10 September 2012 22:47 (eleven years ago) link
pretty shoddy picture imo
― "Pffft" --buddha (silby), Monday, 10 September 2012 22:50 (eleven years ago) link
Listen, Scott, not all of us can be as awesome as you are. Some of us have to aspire to be poorly Photoshopped image macros.
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Monday, 10 September 2012 22:58 (eleven years ago) link
You will never be as awesome as this (embedded youtube video of scott talking about records)
― your naïve bacon (mh), Monday, 10 September 2012 23:10 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/252406_10151051191757607_1824737270_n.jpg
― Stravinsky joins the Zulu nation (zero of the signified), Monday, 10 September 2012 23:13 (eleven years ago) link
pretty much any still from the movie caveman is more awesome than anything i will ever do in my life though.
http://www.barbara-bach.com/299.jpg
― scott seward, Monday, 10 September 2012 23:17 (eleven years ago) link
isn't that you?
― "Pffft" --buddha (silby), Monday, 10 September 2012 23:19 (eleven years ago) link
"awesome" has kind of gone the way of "bacon" "zombies" etc.
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 00:59 (eleven years ago) link
My friend posts a million macros but at least a third of them have the virtue of being in SPanish
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/392138_282065998569660_2089613153_n.jpg
― ms fotheringham (Crabbits), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 02:57 (eleven years ago) link
I got to learn the word baterista, and I have to say, it's a fantastic word!
― ms fotheringham (Crabbits), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 02:58 (eleven years ago) link
xp Wow, I love that.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 02:58 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/s480x480/561071_10151067672323723_788420305_n.jpg
― with the ghostly "YOOOOOOOOOOOOHHOOOO" vocals? (crüt), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 05:20 (eleven years ago) link
Pretty hesitant "C," "O," and "F" there. A sexy girl couldn't have written this.
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 13:11 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/260181_429995690399842_1208513211_n.jpg
― goole, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 13:21 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/270644_3197661079398_1551063854_n.jpg
― goole, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 13:26 (eleven years ago) link
god, tumblring
― goole, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 13:27 (eleven years ago) link
Your lord and savior,God
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 13:29 (eleven years ago) link
"I promised it would be worth it" - I must have missed that tweet, sorry big G
― mod night at the oasis (NickB), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 13:32 (eleven years ago) link
you'd think god would go easier with the jpg compression
― ledge, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 13:32 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/253557_10151221845336271_520328374_n.jpg
Oof.
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 17:07 (eleven years ago) link
that one may be perfect.
― goole, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 17:09 (eleven years ago) link
lock thread
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 17:11 (eleven years ago) link
http://files.sharenator.com/bravo-s500x500-165465.jpg
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 17:16 (eleven years ago) link
my brother posted this on facebook and i have NO idea what it means. and my brother being my brother he won't explain it.
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/304351_10152124806985298_1161942116_n.jpg
― scott seward, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 18:31 (eleven years ago) link
ha it took a minute for me to notice obama there
― goole, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 18:44 (eleven years ago) link
lonely guy
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 18:50 (eleven years ago) link
think baout it.
― ███★★★███ (PappaWheelie V), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 23:00 (eleven years ago) link
i tried!
fun fact: papawheelie was my only myspace friend. not even the myspace guy was my myspace friend.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 23:03 (eleven years ago) link
I was on myspace?!
― ███★★★███ (PappaWheelie V), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 23:11 (eleven years ago) link
@Job lol I swear it will be worth it, I swear
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 23:12 (eleven years ago) link
unless there was another pappawheelie on myspace?
― scott seward, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 23:21 (eleven years ago) link
My redneck uncle posted this
<img src="https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/561098_10151131333734570_1680720014_n.jpg" />
and it fucking annoys the living shit out of me.
1) charles schultz is probably spinning in his grave2) these two things are not equivalent at all
― akm, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 04:48 (eleven years ago) link
sorry, that's
http://https%3A//sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/c76.0.403.403/p403x403/561098_10151131333734570_1680720014_n.jpg
― akm, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 04:49 (eleven years ago) link
well fuck that
i really don't get the 9/11 one?
is it obama did 9/11 and now he's regretting baout it?
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 04:58 (eleven years ago) link
who can fathom a bunny brain
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 05:08 (eleven years ago) link
THEY STRUGGLE
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/283082_10151061056413513_510303272_n.jpg
― with the ghostly "YOOOOOOOOOOOOHHOOOO" vocals? (crüt), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 06:50 (eleven years ago) link
synthetised music
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 06:53 (eleven years ago) link
Classical Music Deserves Better Audience.
The one it gets keeps eating sweets and crisps and keeps coughing. Or not turning their mobiles off.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 08:18 (eleven years ago) link
this is like a whole wealth of terrible Facebook-style platitudes http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/09/things-id-like-my-sons-to-know_n_1867992.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular
― This Is... The Police (dog latin), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 10:24 (eleven years ago) link
13. Doing nothing is better than doing the wrong thing.
otoh it's better to regret something you have done than regret something you haven't done. and by the way, if you see your mom this weekend...
― ledge, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 10:29 (eleven years ago) link
http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/264114_10151105090122529_1803126489_n.jpg
― flopson, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 16:00 (eleven years ago) link
loooooooooooool my dad says that. "Don't come in with your shoes on Jesus wept" etc
― give me back my 200 dollars (NotEnough), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 16:13 (eleven years ago) link
Actually, I've never heard anyone other than my dad say that. Is it just an Oxfordshire/Wiltshire thing?
― give me back my 200 dollars (NotEnough), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 16:14 (eleven years ago) link
my uncle says it, but only when an older relative does the annoying "everyone say your favorite Bible verse before Christmas dinner" thing
― DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 16:19 (eleven years ago) link
"Jesus wept" is fairly common, I think?
― emil.y, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 16:22 (eleven years ago) link
But yeah, as an expression of exasperation, not as a solemn proclamation.
I think your dad was saying "Don't come in with your shoes on, jeez! Just swept!" xpost
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 16:26 (eleven years ago) link
oh man
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/548244_2071778710393_1296712362_n.jpg
― with the ghostly "YOOOOOOOOOOOOHHOOOO" vocals? (crüt), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 22:56 (eleven years ago) link
shutupimtalking.com seems very very apt for the type of ppl who post stuff like that
― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 23:10 (eleven years ago) link
ha otm
― with the ghostly "YOOOOOOOOOOOOHHOOOO" vocals? (crüt), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 23:14 (eleven years ago) link
I wonder if there's another one
drowningoutthoughtwithmybullshit
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 23:29 (eleven years ago) link
or just a big bargain basement called blowhards.com
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 23:30 (eleven years ago) link
I don't even get what that one is supposed to mean: you only live once, so do something miserable where you might die?
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 23:44 (eleven years ago) link
'acknowledging your mortality' vs, like, really acknowledging it
― j., Wednesday, 12 September 2012 23:52 (eleven years ago) link
somehow I really doubt dudes on their third tour in Afghanistan, away from their families, feel like they're YOLOing
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 23:54 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/250345_407157752670685_1914402979_n.jpg
From a site called "EpicLOL"
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 23:55 (eleven years ago) link
curvy women everywhere drop their panties in gratitude for his enlightened post
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Thursday, 13 September 2012 00:00 (eleven years ago) link
Ugh, FFS.
― emil.y, Thursday, 13 September 2012 00:07 (eleven years ago) link
who gives a fuck, fuck you
xpost to image
― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Thursday, 13 September 2012 00:20 (eleven years ago) link
poster deserves a *slow clap*
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 13 September 2012 01:54 (eleven years ago) link
youareallfuckingbeautiful.jpg
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Thursday, 13 September 2012 02:00 (eleven years ago) link
LETMESHOWYOUWHEREYOUCANPUTYOURSMUGPITY.JPG
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 13 September 2012 02:02 (eleven years ago) link
"I prefer this set of lingerie models to that set of lingerie models. What, an actual fat person? Where? AAAAAAAAARRRRRRGH"
― emil.y, Thursday, 13 September 2012 02:07 (eleven years ago) link
*likes pornstars better than anorexic models**is an feminist*
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Thursday, 13 September 2012 02:09 (eleven years ago) link
I wish it was frumpy androgynous types in the second picture
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Thursday, 13 September 2012 02:11 (eleven years ago) link
"I prefer these models over those models"
a-MAZ-ing
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 13 September 2012 02:15 (eleven years ago) link
To these modelshttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/math/2/e/d/2ed0485927b4370ae288f1bc1fe2fc8b.pnghttp://upload.wikimedia.org/math/1/5/f/15fa2b8b4d7b5a183d676833d2c8bd72.png
― ms fotheringham (Crabbits), Thursday, 13 September 2012 03:49 (eleven years ago) link
another thread collision for Casino - thought last two posts had to do with discussions on the politics threads re: different predictive electorical statistical models used by nate silver vs. other websites
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 13 September 2012 03:53 (eleven years ago) link
presenting http://www.facebook.com/Things.Liberals.Hate.TLH
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Thursday, 13 September 2012 08:35 (eleven years ago) link
got me a new dn
― Did communist FB take down the awesome bacon quran picture? (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 13 September 2012 09:02 (eleven years ago) link
"things liberals hate" is a p good tagline for the entire 'conservative movement'
― max, Thursday, 13 September 2012 11:18 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/424703_10152094938760333_135714262_n.jpg
― goole, Thursday, 13 September 2012 14:08 (eleven years ago) link
got rid of the America at the same time, huh?
― This Is... The Police (dog latin), Thursday, 13 September 2012 14:10 (eleven years ago) link
Thing Liberal Hates
― max, Thursday, 13 September 2012 14:16 (eleven years ago) link
that's hardly oceansized
― Džeijn Osten (clouds), Thursday, 13 September 2012 14:38 (eleven years ago) link
No, this is Oceansize
http://www.sonicabuse.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/oceansize.jpg
― This Is... The Police (dog latin), Thursday, 13 September 2012 14:41 (eleven years ago) link
what is the island?
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Thursday, 13 September 2012 14:58 (eleven years ago) link
that's where the oil is.
― This Is... The Police (dog latin), Thursday, 13 September 2012 15:01 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/206313_10101692306720586_944515812_n.jpg
Wisdom of the ages.
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Thursday, 13 September 2012 15:38 (eleven years ago) link
"it hurts when you put your cigarettes out on my arm""that phrase doesn't mean anything"
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Thursday, 13 September 2012 16:11 (eleven years ago) link
Bill Hitchert posts "daily affirmations" on his BHIdeas page. It's a good blend of the usual "whoa that's so true" kinds of bullshit macros and completely nonsensical things.Stuff like:https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/423908_491461860864190_1801751736_n.jpgand https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/429967_491813740829002_823421372_n.jpg
― Fetchboy, Thursday, 13 September 2012 18:04 (eleven years ago) link
u know we have a thread for him, right?
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 13 September 2012 18:31 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah, but it seems more focused on megacycles lols and not #BHIdeas daily affirmations. The overlap with this seemed worth mentioning.
― Fetchboy, Thursday, 13 September 2012 19:17 (eleven years ago) link
went on a screening spree this morning, so i no longer have to see things posted by the people who most like to post things. felt good.
― i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Thursday, 13 September 2012 19:27 (eleven years ago) link
Over the past few months I have probably laughed more times while reading this thread than while doing anything else.
― Vic Perry, Thursday, 13 September 2012 19:39 (eleven years ago) link
In the time that it took you to post this faux-naif empathetic platitude, you could have googled the actual meaning of maturity :)
http://sphotos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/c38.0.403.403/p403x403/423749_485277804829147_39781332_n.jpg
― Yam, Thursday, 13 September 2012 21:59 (eleven years ago) link
Connotations of 'maturity' might also include using actual words instead of numbers and abbreviations
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 13 September 2012 22:01 (eleven years ago) link
― Vic Perry, Thursday, September 13, 2012 12:39 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i'm sorry your life is so empty
― you lost me at "chill" (Matt P), Thursday, 13 September 2012 22:10 (eleven years ago) link
^ pvmic
― i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Thursday, 13 September 2012 22:14 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/375898_10101692964976436_2047402178_n.jpg
Movie nerd aphorisms!
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Thursday, 13 September 2012 22:35 (eleven years ago) link
ugh I saw that today too, barf
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 13 September 2012 22:48 (eleven years ago) link
no it's because we think our commentary is Tim Burton and everyone else's is John Frankenheimer
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/644161_10151055764300823_559029431_n.jpg
I don't have *that* many people on my Facebook feed posting these things, it's just that the ones that do get posted are usually comedy gold.
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Thursday, 13 September 2012 23:47 (eleven years ago) link
You never know who would love the person you hide...in your basement
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 13 September 2012 23:50 (eleven years ago) link
Maroize
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Thursday, 13 September 2012 23:50 (eleven years ago) link
It had a totally DIFFERENT Oscar Wilde quote in the description – "Be yourself; everybody else is already taken."
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Thursday, 13 September 2012 23:54 (eleven years ago) link
What if who you are isn't weird and random? Then what part of the advice should you follow?
― emil.y, Thursday, 13 September 2012 23:55 (eleven years ago) link
I think it's saying you should do these things in succession. Be weird, then be random, then be yourself.
― with the ghostly "YOOOOOOOOOOOOHHOOOO" vocals? (crüt), Thursday, 13 September 2012 23:59 (eleven years ago) link
I feel like they don't differentiate sufficiently between "weird" and "random." Like, should you be weird in a linear sense? Random in a normal sense?
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 14 September 2012 00:03 (eleven years ago) link
maroize should really get together with the person who does all the most random shit once you get to know her/him
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Friday, 14 September 2012 00:05 (eleven years ago) link
Noroxze
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Friday, 14 September 2012 00:11 (eleven years ago) link
Mo'noize
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Friday, 14 September 2012 00:13 (eleven years ago) link
http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/c0.0.320.320/p403x403/603330_428825073831128_287779930_n.jpg
― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Friday, 14 September 2012 03:48 (eleven years ago) link
http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/c48.0.403.403/p403x403/551957_379437325463126_600029330_n.jpg
― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Friday, 14 September 2012 03:50 (eleven years ago) link
no-one's gonna love you if you're out weirdin on the cliff
― very sexual album (schlump), Friday, 14 September 2012 04:02 (eleven years ago) link
does that guy's shirt say "SUCK"?
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Friday, 14 September 2012 04:06 (eleven years ago) link
c/d: people at the office who are into thinking of themselves as "crazy"
https://www.playle.com/pictures/PMK49467.jpg
― computers are the new "cool tool" (James Morrison), Friday, 14 September 2012 05:49 (eleven years ago) link
"you never know who would love the person you hide" lol I beg to differ *twitches, kicks dead cats under the bed*
― frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Friday, 14 September 2012 06:03 (eleven years ago) link
My name is Summer, I am 15 years old. I have blonde hair and blue eyes. I have no nose or ears, my ... ... body is... covered with scars. Didn't I tell you I'm dead. My dad..killed me ... ... ... ... ... ... ... with a kitchen knife in the year 2001. If you do not post this on to 10 other pages or groups in the..next 15 minutes, I will appear tonight by your bed with the kitchen knife that kill......ed me, and I will kill you. No matter how old you are - I WILL murder you. It's up to you if you re-post thisor not, but this is no lie. This is FOR REAL! Now, copy this and pasteit onto the walls of 10 other pages or groups Your time is runninSee more This isn't fake. if you copy and paste this to ten pages in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow . U will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. In 53 mins someone will say i love you or im sorry or i wanna go out with you Li
― Three Word Username, Friday, 14 September 2012 06:10 (eleven years ago) link
― Three Word Username, Thursday, September 13, 2012 8:10 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Friday, 14 September 2012 06:13 (eleven years ago) link
9 to go
the person I hide is too bad to be loved. that's why I keep him chained up in the basement in the first place.
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Friday, 14 September 2012 06:29 (eleven years ago) link
Have the threatening chain letters and the image macros really not crossbred yet? You'd think they were made for each other.
― Three Word Username, Friday, 14 September 2012 06:41 (eleven years ago) link
I have no nose or ears, my ... ... body is... covered with scars. Didn't I tell you I'm dead. My dad..killed me ... ... ... ... ... ... ... with a kitchen knife in the year 2001. I will appear tonight by your bed with the kitchen knife that kill......ed me, and I will kill you. No matter how old you are - I WILL murder you. I have no nose or ears, my ... ... body is... covered with scars. Didn't I tell you I'm dead. My dad..killed me ... ... ... ... ... ... ... with a kitchen knife in the year 2001. I will appear tonight by your bed with the kitchen knife that kill......ed me, and I will kill you. No matter how old you are - I WILL murder you. I have no nose or ears, my ... ... body is... covered with scars. Didn't I tell you I'm dead. My dad..killed me ... ... ... ... ... ... ... with a kitchen knife in the year 2001. I will appear tonight by your bed with the kitchen knife that kill......ed me, and I will kill you. No matter how old you are - I WILL murder you. I have no nose or ears, my ... ... body is... covered with scars. Didn't I tell you I'm dead. My dad..killed me ... ... ... ... ... ... ... with a kitchen knife in the year 2001. I will appear tonight by your bed with the kitchen knife that kill......ed me, and I will kill you. No matter how old you are - I WILL murder you. I have no nose or ears, my ... ... body is... covered with scars. Didn't I tell you I'm dead. My dad..killed me ... ... ... ... ... ... ... with a kitchen knife in the year 2001. I will appear tonight by your bed with the kitchen knife that kill......ed me, and I will kill you. No matter how old you are - I WILL murder you. I have no nose or ears, my ... ... body is... covered with scars. Didn't I tell you I'm dead. My dad..killed me ... ... ... ... ... ... ... with a kitchen knife in the year 2001. I will appear tonight by your bed with the kitchen knife that kill......ed me, and I will kill you. No matter how old you are - I WILL murder you. I have no nose or ears, my ... ... body is... covered with scars. Didn't I tell you I'm dead. My dad..killed me ... ... ... ... ... ... ... with a kitchen knife in the year 2001. I will appear tonight by your bed with the kitchen knife that kill......ed me, and I will kill you. No matter how old you are - I WILL murder you. I have no nose or ears, my ... ... body is... covered with scars. Didn't I tell you I'm dead. My dad..killed me ... ... ... ... ... ... ... with a kitchen knife in the year 2001. I will appear tonight by your bed with the kitchen knife that kill......ed me, and I will kill you. No matter how old you are - I WILL murder you. I have no nose or ears, my ... ... body is... covered with scars. Didn't I tell you I'm dead. My dad..killed me ... ... ... ... ... ... ... with a kitchen knife in the year 2001. I will appear tonight by your bed with the kitchen knife that kill......ed me, and I will kill you. No matter how old you are - I WILL murder you. I have no nose or ears, my ... ... body is... covered with scars. Didn't I tell you I'm dead. My dad..killed me ... ... ... ... ... ... ... with a kitchen knife in the year 2001. I will appear tonight by your bed with the kitchen knife that kill......ed me, and I will kill you. No matter how old you are - I WILL murder you.
― i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Friday, 14 September 2012 08:51 (eleven years ago) link
kill......ed
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Friday, 14 September 2012 13:39 (eleven years ago) link
no matter how old you are i will always murder you
― lag∞n, Friday, 14 September 2012 14:24 (eleven years ago) link
And iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Will allllwaaaaayyyyys killlll youuuuuoooouuuuuuuu
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 14 September 2012 15:11 (eleven years ago) link
if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight
I don't think these two events are connected at all
oops perhaps I've said too much
― DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Friday, 14 September 2012 15:17 (eleven years ago) link
I don't respond to anything C&P'd onto a wall that exhorts me to C&P something onto my wall.
― ella fingerblast hurls forever (suzy), Friday, 14 September 2012 16:28 (eleven years ago) link
what abt things that bet you that you wont
― lag∞n, Friday, 14 September 2012 18:43 (eleven years ago) link
My grandpa would've never signed up to serve in the second world war if he hadn't seen an "Uncle Sam Wants You!" macro on his timeline soon after he got out of high school. So as much as I want to make of these things they serve their purpose.
― Cunga, Friday, 14 September 2012 19:21 (eleven years ago) link
ohhhhh, dear.
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/546168_473197439367939_1157303451_n.jpg
― TOP FEMALE LAWYER & CARTOONIST FOR 2011: (donna rouge), Saturday, 15 September 2012 01:25 (eleven years ago) link
awful lot of setup for not much punchline
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 15 September 2012 01:26 (eleven years ago) link
what a horribly formed joke
― lag∞n, Saturday, 15 September 2012 01:27 (eleven years ago) link
I like a lot of those science cat jokes, but that one is tenuous. Still chuckled slightly, mind you. (Kill me.)
― emil.y, Saturday, 15 September 2012 01:33 (eleven years ago) link
needs an ermahgerd
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Saturday, 15 September 2012 01:36 (eleven years ago) link
someone should do this one: I am a whale and I swim around all day eating sKRILLex (with lots of tiny krill drawn to look like little skrillexes floating in the ocean)
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 15 September 2012 01:44 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdVHZwI8pcA
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Saturday, 15 September 2012 01:53 (eleven years ago) link
the use of the word "alkali" in that joke especially bugs me for some reason xposts
― gesange der yuengling (crüt), Saturday, 15 September 2012 01:55 (eleven years ago) link
indefensible
― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Saturday, 15 September 2012 01:56 (eleven years ago) link
man, i've got some real winners tonight:
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/262810_469199819777947_1287444383_n.jpg
― TOP FEMALE LAWYER & CARTOONIST FOR 2011: (donna rouge), Saturday, 15 September 2012 02:46 (eleven years ago) link
*peers into the mind of a silent Adriana lima**it is a toy monkey banging crash cymbals together*
― Farrah Abraham had many songs/ many songs had Farrah Abraham (m bison), Saturday, 15 September 2012 02:48 (eleven years ago) link
sighhhh
― lord sitar and peter gunz (get bent), Saturday, 15 September 2012 02:48 (eleven years ago) link
when a girl is silent she's probably asleep. AM I RIGHT, FELLAS? CAN I GET AN AMEN? @rayromano
― scott seward, Saturday, 15 September 2012 02:49 (eleven years ago) link
taken from the FB group "Boyfriends who actually treat their girlfriends like princesses"
― TOP FEMALE LAWYER & CARTOONIST FOR 2011: (donna rouge), Saturday, 15 September 2012 02:49 (eleven years ago) link
She might just be having her fucking quiet time, jesus
― emilys., Saturday, 15 September 2012 02:50 (eleven years ago) link
when a girl is silent it's cuz she's just WAITING for A MAN to come up and approach her/save her/whisk her away/etc.
― lord sitar and peter gunz (get bent), Saturday, 15 September 2012 02:50 (eleven years ago) link
1. super mario2. prince william
xxp
― Farrah Abraham had many songs/ many songs had Farrah Abraham (m bison), Saturday, 15 September 2012 02:51 (eleven years ago) link
that group probably has a higher % of "creeps to avoid" than the "tucker max fan club" group
― omar little, Saturday, 15 September 2012 02:51 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/556484_471179999579929_1451777931_n.jpg
― gesange der yuengling (crüt), Saturday, 15 September 2012 02:53 (eleven years ago) link
woman you deserve an unpixelated torso
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Saturday, 15 September 2012 02:54 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/390444_471160062915256_1425238106_n.jpg
Reminiscingourmoments
― gesange der yuengling (crüt), Saturday, 15 September 2012 02:55 (eleven years ago) link
xp: can i ask kaiser permanente for a refund on that assertion group? passivity is where it's at.
― lord sitar and peter gunz (get bent), Saturday, 15 September 2012 02:55 (eleven years ago) link
also: a set of ellipses deserves a third ellipse..
― lord sitar and peter gunz (get bent), Saturday, 15 September 2012 02:56 (eleven years ago) link
you were going to get it but then you had to go and ask for it
― omar little, Saturday, 15 September 2012 02:58 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/523169_366329910112857_1271816719_n.jpg
― iatee, Saturday, 15 September 2012 03:29 (eleven years ago) link
I misread that tumblr as reminiscingourmets ... which at least sounds slightly better
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 15 September 2012 03:31 (eleven years ago) link
what
― gesange der yuengling (crüt), Saturday, 15 September 2012 03:31 (eleven years ago) link
(x-post)
Lol, the Golden Days of the 1990. When we were all eduacted.
― emil.y, Saturday, 15 September 2012 03:32 (eleven years ago) link
You know when you try to make fun of people for spelling stuff wrong? It is the LAW that you must write something highly incorrect yourself.
― emil.y, Saturday, 15 September 2012 03:33 (eleven years ago) link
Wait that rebels one is confusing me, whats rebellious about going to college? WTF.
― frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Saturday, 15 September 2012 03:37 (eleven years ago) link
i've never watched that show but i don't think that character would say "dafuq"
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Saturday, 15 September 2012 03:39 (eleven years ago) link
it is weird, expert trolling or extra stupid I can't tell
― wolves lacan, Saturday, 15 September 2012 03:54 (eleven years ago) link
expert stupid trolling
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 15 September 2012 03:57 (eleven years ago) link
I have a feeling it was created by someone who was not alive in 1990
― iatee, Saturday, 15 September 2012 03:58 (eleven years ago) link
― emil.y, Saturday, 15 September 2012 04:00 (eleven years ago) link
I was 1 in 1990!
― the physical impossibility of sb in the mind of someone fping (silby), Saturday, 15 September 2012 04:08 (eleven years ago) link
I have some pretty vague memories of the first Bush administration.
― the physical impossibility of sb in the mind of someone fping (silby), Saturday, 15 September 2012 04:09 (eleven years ago) link
I remember collecting Gulf War trading cards.
― Josiah Alan, Saturday, 15 September 2012 04:14 (eleven years ago) link
correct that duckface is an important problem facing contemporary society tho
― j., Saturday, 15 September 2012 04:15 (eleven years ago) link
that @ray romano zinger tagged at the end of the joke I enjoyed too much
― Cunga, Saturday, 15 September 2012 06:24 (eleven years ago) link
silby... Thank you for welcoming me to the future where I am always old
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Saturday, 15 September 2012 08:14 (eleven years ago) link
yo alex jones that's not really an "infographic" fyi
http://i.imgur.com/HMlco.png
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Saturday, 15 September 2012 17:49 (eleven years ago) link
hahahahaha
― gesange der yuengling (crüt), Saturday, 15 September 2012 17:51 (eleven years ago) link
gymnastssoldiers(profit)
― let's get the banned back together (schlump), Saturday, 15 September 2012 17:51 (eleven years ago) link
THIS IS WHAT ANINFOGRAPHICLOOKS LIKE
― gesange der yuengling (crüt), Saturday, 15 September 2012 17:52 (eleven years ago) link
man those gears look pretty sharp, robot guys have done well to come out unscathed.
poor jobless j biebs.
― tubular, mondo, gnabry (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 15 September 2012 17:55 (eleven years ago) link
everyone in 1990 was a nerdy teenage boy, everyone in 2012 is a female justin bieber fan or justin bieber
― 1staethyr, Saturday, 15 September 2012 18:36 (eleven years ago) link
true
― lag∞n, Saturday, 15 September 2012 18:38 (eleven years ago) link
what is that image trying to say though, for real? is it happy or pissed about the supposed change since the 90s? does it think the number-crunchers/educated people now represent actual or perceived rebellion? what are the people in the "society" pic supposed to be? its mind-boggling
― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Saturday, 15 September 2012 18:41 (eleven years ago) link
the 90s society pic - i obv know what the second society pic is, im not tuomas
― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Saturday, 15 September 2012 18:42 (eleven years ago) link
That's a 19 year old boy, spurned by girls for being a nerd, using feelings of superiority to overcome low self esteem imo
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Saturday, 15 September 2012 18:43 (eleven years ago) link
but he also thinks everyone in 1990 was like him?
― iatee, Saturday, 15 September 2012 18:46 (eleven years ago) link
society has gone to hell because men don't wear polos & highwaisted jeans? *shrug*
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 15 September 2012 18:48 (eleven years ago) link
lol pic of 90s punks actually from 00s
― Roz, Saturday, 15 September 2012 19:28 (eleven years ago) link
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Saturday, September 15, 2012 2:43 PM (48 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― gesange der yuengling (crüt), Saturday, 15 September 2012 19:32 (eleven years ago) link
i understand that concept in general, but not really how that macro illustrates it i guess
― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Sunday, 16 September 2012 01:50 (eleven years ago) link
Haha yes I had the same thought.
― frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Sunday, 16 September 2012 06:26 (eleven years ago) link
the ppl in the society bracket look way happier in both instances than their rebel counterparts, is the thing here.
― slugbuggy, Sunday, 16 September 2012 07:50 (eleven years ago) link
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/ED36BD94-B445-4F53-898E-C50E92E65462-2238-000001E0CA5AB33B.jpg
― vincent black shadow giallo (Edward III), Sunday, 16 September 2012 16:13 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/408362_266791073438777_1440094118_n.jpg
― vincent black shadow giallo (Edward III), Sunday, 16 September 2012 17:10 (eleven years ago) link
huge lol
― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Sunday, 16 September 2012 19:50 (eleven years ago) link
ha
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 16 September 2012 19:53 (eleven years ago) link
brilliant
― gesange der yuengling (crüt), Sunday, 16 September 2012 20:04 (eleven years ago) link
I mean the Grammar is important, Capital letters part, obv
― gesange der yuengling (crüt), Sunday, 16 September 2012 20:05 (eleven years ago) link
phrasal verbs ftw AGAIN
― these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Sunday, 16 September 2012 20:26 (eleven years ago) link
stealing this
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 16 September 2012 20:30 (eleven years ago) link
smell and touch them
http://sphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/76219_527571203926326_554159940_n.jpg
― Arvo Pärt Chimp (Neil S), Monday, 17 September 2012 13:01 (eleven years ago) link
RELISH THE CHARMSTHE PRESENT
― these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Monday, 17 September 2012 14:01 (eleven years ago) link
The original:
http://www.faithfilledmom.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Photo_013110_0101.jpg
― purveyor of generations (in orbit), Monday, 17 September 2012 14:07 (eleven years ago) link
― j., Monday, 17 September 2012 14:32 (eleven years ago) link
even when they are over 30 years old and just home for the weekend.
― ledge, Monday, 17 September 2012 14:33 (eleven years ago) link
smell them sniff them deeply study their odor relish the scents of the present
― lag∞n, Monday, 17 September 2012 14:34 (eleven years ago) link
study their little size 12 feet
― ledge, Monday, 17 September 2012 14:35 (eleven years ago) link
http://jenhatmaker.com/
― goole, Monday, 17 September 2012 14:46 (eleven years ago) link
what is a "jenhat"
― wtf where's my chapbook (DJP), Monday, 17 September 2012 14:46 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.plannedparenthood.org/health-topics/birth-control/female-condom-4223.htm
― lag∞n, Monday, 17 September 2012 14:48 (eleven years ago) link
thread has taken a not-totally-surprising detour into the land of whacky "inspirational" speakers
― Arvo Pärt Chimp (Neil S), Monday, 17 September 2012 14:49 (eleven years ago) link
"7 : An Experimental Mutiny Against Excess" - 7 is the true story of how Jen took seven months, identified seven areas of excess, and made seven simple choices to fight back against the modern-day diseases of greed, materialism, and overindulgence.
― the physical impossibility of sb in the mind of someone fping (silby), Monday, 17 September 2012 15:44 (eleven years ago) link
she now shops at Waitrose.
― Mark G, Monday, 17 September 2012 15:50 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/UDIev.jpg
ban george takei from facebook
― barthes simpson, Monday, 17 September 2012 16:58 (eleven years ago) link
I give George Takei a pass because even though 90% of his pics are painful, the funny ones are REALLY funny
― wtf where's my chapbook (DJP), Monday, 17 September 2012 16:59 (eleven years ago) link
how is there no ban george takei fb page
― lag∞n, Monday, 17 September 2012 17:13 (eleven years ago) link
that is grade-a prime misogyny right there
― goole, Monday, 17 September 2012 17:18 (eleven years ago) link
<3 u
― purveyor of generations (in orbit), Monday, 17 September 2012 17:43 (eleven years ago) link
at least shes being honest u know
― lag∞n, Monday, 17 September 2012 17:44 (eleven years ago) link
maybe she is more into exciting people and this dude is too chill, it's really for the best for both of them in the long term
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Monday, 17 September 2012 17:48 (eleven years ago) link
cartoonist thinks bad boys are stealing all his girls, girls are too stupid and flighty to see what a sweet romantic guy he is
hey how about you quit being a whiny asshole blaming everybody else around you, "chicks" might be more into that
― goole, Monday, 17 September 2012 17:55 (eleven years ago) link
let me call your next boyfriend an abuser, that will get you to come back into my whiny, grasping orbit
― goole, Monday, 17 September 2012 17:57 (eleven years ago) link
mopey and overly-attached aren't really romantic traits, no matter how much people try to make them
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Monday, 17 September 2012 17:57 (eleven years ago) link
guys she's just negging him to provoke his insecurity & make him emotionally reliant on her
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Monday, 17 September 2012 17:58 (eleven years ago) link
The thing that's getting to me is his eye in that last panel. It seems really out of keeping with the drawing style of the rest of it.
Oh yeah, and the rampant misogyny.
― emil.y, Monday, 17 September 2012 17:58 (eleven years ago) link
strangle me with your romantic embrace, mr affectionatethat is a gross cartoon
― these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Monday, 17 September 2012 17:58 (eleven years ago) link
romance is like hanging out in a champagne glass shaped jacuzzi end of story feebs
― lag∞n, Monday, 17 September 2012 17:59 (eleven years ago) link
The thing freaking me out about the last panel is that he looks ANGRY. Oh good, a cartoon justification for your anger at unspecified women, generally speaking, for not appreciating romantic men who treat girls "nice." Just what you needed!
xxxxp looooool
― purveyor of generations (in orbit), Monday, 17 September 2012 18:00 (eleven years ago) link
Also he is totally pawing her in every frame, so gross
― purveyor of generations (in orbit), Monday, 17 September 2012 18:01 (eleven years ago) link
that would be a terrible jacuzzi
― i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Monday, 17 September 2012 18:02 (eleven years ago) link
http://cdn.trendhunterstatic.com/thumbs/the-land-of-love-caesars-pocono-resorts.jpeg
high level romance jacuzzi
― lag∞n, Monday, 17 September 2012 18:03 (eleven years ago) link
u were thinking of the other shape, also would not make a good boob
― lag∞n, Monday, 17 September 2012 18:04 (eleven years ago) link
Was just thinking of that exact picture. That's probably because they are all the same.
― purveyor of generations (in orbit), Monday, 17 September 2012 18:04 (eleven years ago) link
I was going to mention the boob-honk in the third panel, but to be honest, if you're snuggling in bed with your partner I'm pretty sure that a bit of sexytime pawing is allowed. I hope so, anyway.
― emil.y, Monday, 17 September 2012 18:04 (eleven years ago) link
i dunno that champagne glass looks like it could be fun
― these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Monday, 17 September 2012 18:05 (eleven years ago) link
like the drawings, hate the cartoon. "grade-a prime misogyny" otm.
― i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Monday, 17 September 2012 18:05 (eleven years ago) link
might as well cop a feel before she leaves him for some jerk
― lag∞n, Monday, 17 September 2012 18:05 (eleven years ago) link
Actually what I was just thinking is how much I want to be in one of those Catskills honeymoon suite champagne tubs but also SEE myself being in one of those from that vantage point below, because it doesn't seem like you've lived it unless you've seen yourself living it just like in the ads.
― purveyor of generations (in orbit), Monday, 17 September 2012 18:06 (eleven years ago) link
would maybe be better were it filled w/something besides a latte
― lag∞n, Monday, 17 September 2012 18:07 (eleven years ago) link
What, like pepto bismol?
― purveyor of generations (in orbit), Monday, 17 September 2012 18:08 (eleven years ago) link
for instance
― lag∞n, Monday, 17 September 2012 18:09 (eleven years ago) link
Because that is apparently what it's filled with right now.
I've envied those elevated spas of bubbly danger since I saw them in back-of-magazine ads as a kid, probably mostly because of the flagrant disregard for health and safety standards (and insurance premiums) that they represent. Drunk honeymooners contorting themselves into sexy positions while covered in water & suds of some kind, leaning over a 15-foot drop? What could possibly go wrong?
― purveyor of generations (in orbit), Monday, 17 September 2012 18:12 (eleven years ago) link
those champagne glass jacuzzis have a flatscreen tv connected to a cctv camera pointed at you installed on the ceiling so you can look up and see yourself making love in a pool of pepto bismol
― barthes simpson, Monday, 17 September 2012 18:13 (eleven years ago) link
Now you're talkin.
― purveyor of generations (in orbit), Monday, 17 September 2012 18:15 (eleven years ago) link
I've envied those elevated spas of bubbly danger since I saw them in back-of-magazine ads as a kid
― purveyor of generations (in orbit), Monday, September 17, 2012 2:12 PM (29 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
ha i remember seeing them on trashy news magazine shows re romantic getaways
― lag∞n, Monday, 17 September 2012 18:15 (eleven years ago) link
it is skillfully self-pitying and self-aggrandizing at the same time. the guy who does the onion cartoons would be proud of that.
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 17 September 2012 18:28 (eleven years ago) link
xp And always in the Poconos! What is it about that place?
― purveyor of generations (in orbit), Monday, 17 September 2012 18:28 (eleven years ago) link
haha i googled the poconos thinking i might shed some like on this matter
http://i.imgur.com/HrlNG.png
― lag∞n, Monday, 17 September 2012 18:32 (eleven years ago) link
novel idea: psychic connection between all the new yorkers who were conceived in that thing
― goole, Monday, 17 September 2012 18:35 (eleven years ago) link
The Pocono Mountains is a region located in northeastern Pennsylvania, United States known primarily for its romantic champagne glass shaped jacuzzis.
― lag∞n, Monday, 17 September 2012 18:36 (eleven years ago) link
The Champagne Generation
― wtf where's my chapbook (DJP), Monday, 17 September 2012 18:36 (eleven years ago) link
maybe a bad boy does a more aggressive boob honk
what is with champagne = romance, how is that even a thing
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Monday, 17 September 2012 19:42 (eleven years ago) link
because it's french?
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Monday, 17 September 2012 19:47 (eleven years ago) link
and ostensibly it's expensive
― these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Monday, 17 September 2012 19:49 (eleven years ago) link
yeah what is going on here?
http://www.morenovalleyarts.org/user/cimage/champagneGif.gif
― goole, Monday, 17 September 2012 19:58 (eleven years ago) link
but really a little clean water's all most people ask for in a jacuzzi
http://www.promiseandwarning.com/sites/default/files/images/1298405177_ashra-correlations.jpg
― these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Monday, 17 September 2012 20:02 (eleven years ago) link
xxp I was going to say "because it's effervescent" but ew.
― purveyor of generations (in orbit), Monday, 17 September 2012 20:04 (eleven years ago) link
it has alcohol in it
― lag∞n, Monday, 17 September 2012 20:07 (eleven years ago) link
more champagne!
― gear (gear), Wednesday, November 22, 2006 2:57 PM (5 years ago)
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Monday, 17 September 2012 20:12 (eleven years ago) link
romance
― lag∞n, Monday, 17 September 2012 20:16 (eleven years ago) link
romants
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 17 September 2012 20:31 (eleven years ago) link
http://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/557562_10150281273329959_618280345_n.jpg
This, which doesn't even work, from a guy who p much only posts when famous people die and he can be hateful about them.
― kinder, Monday, 17 September 2012 21:15 (eleven years ago) link
shakey mo collier posted that?
― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Monday, 17 September 2012 21:21 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/283112_10152106965205704_1330497037_n.jpg
Fatten your soul with a lifetime of egregious art.
― Yam, Monday, 17 September 2012 21:46 (eleven years ago) link
[Removed Illegal Image]daily.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/SOUL+GLO.jpg[/img]
soul grow
― lag∞n, Monday, 17 September 2012 21:48 (eleven years ago) link
whaaaa
your soul died ;_;
― free-range chicken pox (Matt P), Monday, 17 September 2012 21:49 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/qKJp6.jpg
― lag∞n, Monday, 17 September 2012 21:49 (eleven years ago) link
― lag∞n, Monday, September 17, 2012 2:15 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I even remember the jingle from the resort they used to advertise for on TV all the time. "Beautiful Mount Airy Lodge!"
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 00:09 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4AOBdI1bsc&feature=related
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 00:10 (eleven years ago) link
hahahahaah
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 18 September 2012 00:14 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.covepoconoresorts.com/resorts/resorts.aspx
aahhhh why are these so gross and who goes to them?!
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 00:14 (eleven years ago) link
i sent that hotel room to L so she knows where our honeymoon will be
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 18 September 2012 00:20 (eleven years ago) link
lol excellent
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 00:20 (eleven years ago) link
gay canadians are apparently not the target audience for these romantic charged escapes
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 18 September 2012 00:24 (eleven years ago) link
I went skiing in the poconos once, the ski slope was actually the inside of a giant champagne glass
― barthes simpson, Tuesday, 18 September 2012 00:36 (eleven years ago) link
Anyone else thing that the guy narrating sounds like David Byrne?
― nickn, Tuesday, 18 September 2012 03:50 (eleven years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m92yc4iDNX1ror2lqo1_1280.jpg
― running like a young deer (symsymsym), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 03:55 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwW0q65VIas
^^^ physicists, IIRC
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 18 September 2012 04:03 (eleven years ago) link
wait why should I hope to predecease my mother?
― the physical impossibility of sb in the mind of someone fping (silby), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 04:15 (eleven years ago) link
wish i had the energy to do a full rewrite of "If I Die Young" based around this physicist funeral theme
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 18 September 2012 04:20 (eleven years ago) link
think the physicist may have banged your spouse tbh
― running like a young deer (symsymsym), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 04:24 (eleven years ago) link
didn't read lol
― goole, Tuesday, 18 September 2012 04:58 (eleven years ago) link
some of my friends who like some page called "i fucking love science" post shit like that all the time. when did science ppl become as churchy as other religious types?
― clouds, Tuesday, 18 September 2012 12:58 (eleven years ago) link
probably when certain religious types became so fucking anti-science perhaps?
― Trad., Arrrgh (stevie), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 13:23 (eleven years ago) link
the 16th century was a dark time for facebook macros
― A.R.R.Y. Kane (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 13:26 (eleven years ago) link
you've always struck me as someone who derives maximum satisfaction from their ilx experience
― Trad., Arrrgh (stevie), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 13:32 (eleven years ago) link
I've seen a lot of "I fucking love science" reposts lately.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 13:36 (eleven years ago) link
one was to do with a cake as i recall
― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 13:37 (eleven years ago) link
oh man, Doctor Casino, I'm going to be going into full Saves the Day mode all day today.
― how's life, Tuesday, 18 September 2012 13:42 (eleven years ago) link
evangelical science and atheism people are just as bad
stop cheesy evangelism for your causes, make your case and gtfo
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 14:00 (eleven years ago) link
or dont even make yr case, be a cool dude for once
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 18 September 2012 14:08 (eleven years ago) link
Well you people will obviously never get elected to anything.
― purveyor of generations (in orbit), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 14:11 (eleven years ago) link
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, September 18, 2012 10:00 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
No they're not.
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 15:16 (eleven years ago) link
don't get me wrong, it serves a place, especially when some people are best convinced by that form of expression
maybe it's just as bad... for me. well, but it's not, because half the time I agree with the science crowd. But they (especially the reddit-atheist types) end up conflating religious types who eschew science and those who are completely reasonable scientifically. or other crap.
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 15:23 (eleven years ago) link
neil degrasse tyson is all over my FB wall. i didn't even really know who he was until recently but i guess he's some kind of nerd icon and argh i hate that i just typed those two words together
― TOP FEMALE LAWYER & CARTOONIST FOR 2011: (donna rouge), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 15:24 (eleven years ago) link
now I'm sad
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 15:26 (eleven years ago) link
NdGT is pretty awesome even for a scientist.
― purveyor of generations (in orbit), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 15:28 (eleven years ago) link
yeah I mean what he does, astrophysicist and all, def makes him kind of a nerd magnet/hero/icon but that's just kind of a byproduct he's for everyone, not just nerds
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 15:33 (eleven years ago) link
He's really relate-able and funny and un-selfconscious, a great speaker, and the host of the NOVA podcast, which is pretty damn good.
― purveyor of generations (in orbit), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 15:50 (eleven years ago) link
not to pile on but he's always been a great daily show guest, this is a pretty nice little interview
http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-february-27-2012/neil-degrasse-tyson
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 16:03 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah, I actually really like NdGT. He's really likable and relatable and, most importantly, really seems engaging and not at all condescending with his smarts.
― heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 16:05 (eleven years ago) link
it's not like a kevin smith thing where his appeal is mystifying to people who don't like what he does. dude could read the phone book and you'd want 12 of them.
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 16:07 (eleven years ago) link
otm, he's really great at drawing you in without pandering or assuming his audience is stupid.
― heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 16:09 (eleven years ago) link
hah, ok, i'll take y'alls words for it!
― TOP FEMALE LAWYER & CARTOONIST FOR 2011: (donna rouge), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 16:26 (eleven years ago) link
He's really great, that doesn't mean you have to put images of him with quotes from him on them on your facebook page.
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 16:27 (eleven years ago) link
or the reddit weirdos, one of them had a picture of himself with the guy, and they were holding a previous picture he'd taken of the two of them
wtf is that shit
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 16:28 (eleven years ago) link
find that pic and post to the recursion thread
― A.R.R.Y. Kane (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 16:29 (eleven years ago) link
i used to follow him on twitter but some of the stuff he said was straight up reddit level atheism crusader poopy, which is just so you do not understand these things as good as you think you do, so i unfollowed him
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 18 September 2012 17:33 (eleven years ago) link
i really cannot stand the whole dont you see science makes you appreciate the wonder and magic of the universe more line of reasoning, like w/e man youre tryin real hard i get it but animisms not actually whats good abt science
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 18 September 2012 17:37 (eleven years ago) link
^^^^^^ OTM
― clouds, Tuesday, 18 September 2012 17:49 (eleven years ago) link
All I know is that I am fucking tired of those autotune songs of Carl Sagan and Tyson and Mr. Rogers and shit and so when I see NDGT I assume he is about to robot sing to me about wonder and I cringe.
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 17:53 (eleven years ago) link
lag∞n hardcore otm. i definitely feel this thread subject when a tyson ref pops up on the facebook feed.
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 18 September 2012 19:11 (eleven years ago) link
animisms not actually whats good abt science
dyin' over here
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 19:49 (eleven years ago) link
http://createdigitalmusic.com/files/2012/09/yodawg.jpg
― Psy Psperling (get bent), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 20:51 (eleven years ago) link
― free-range chicken pox (Matt P), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 21:47 (eleven years ago) link
i don't hate that
― free-range chicken pox (Matt P), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 21:48 (eleven years ago) link
In marketing meeting today it wa suggested macros be created for our product "like the stuff that star trek guy posts"
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 22:25 (eleven years ago) link
;_;
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 22:26 (eleven years ago) link
Intern & I steered them in another direction, fear not
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 22:31 (eleven years ago) link
praise jebus!
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 22:33 (eleven years ago) link
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, September 18, 2012 6:25 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
what does "macros" mean in this context, pardon my ignorance
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 22:35 (eleven years ago) link
FFM, that is horrifying
― gesange der yuengling (crüt), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 22:41 (eleven years ago) link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image_macro
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 22:41 (eleven years ago) link
why do i hate that artist thing MACRO that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 18 September 2012 22:41 (eleven years ago) link
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/image-macros
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 22:42 (eleven years ago) link
thanks dudes!
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 22:43 (eleven years ago) link
tbh I wish more people would do marketing like that star trek guy Levar Burton, tooall gentle PSAs about the power of literacy#BYDHTTMWFI
― The Most Typical and Popular Girl Rider (Crabbits), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 02:45 (eleven years ago) link
― free-range chicken pox (Matt P), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 03:59 (eleven years ago) link
not of children standing on books to look over a gang fence to another world though.
― free-range chicken pox (Matt P), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 04:01 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/223023_10151066917207285_2022218218_n.jpg
KILL
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 18:53 (eleven years ago) link
See also the ENDLESS Breaking Bad art that seems to be proliferating like amoeba
― computers are the new "cool tool" (James Morrison), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 23:35 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/A8OVA.jpg
― lag∞n, Thursday, 20 September 2012 13:32 (eleven years ago) link
We should try to collect a set of these with quotes attributed to every person featured in "We Didn't Start The Fire."
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 20 September 2012 13:36 (eleven years ago) link
"The sky has never been the limit. We are our own limits. It’s then about breaking our personal limits and outgrowing ourselves to live our best lives." - North Korea
― ledge, Thursday, 20 September 2012 13:39 (eleven years ago) link
hahahhahah
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 20 September 2012 13:42 (eleven years ago) link
lmao
― lag∞n, Thursday, 20 September 2012 13:43 (eleven years ago) link
#juche4life
― clouds, Thursday, 20 September 2012 13:57 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/282220_10151822083430288_1547315369_n.jpg
― Mordy, Friday, 21 September 2012 02:07 (eleven years ago) link
"Hey baby."
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 21 September 2012 02:48 (eleven years ago) link
"Hey baby girl."
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Friday, 21 September 2012 02:53 (eleven years ago) link
sup
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 21 September 2012 04:17 (eleven years ago) link
lonely guy, thinking baout Arabs
― Arvo Pärt Chimp (Neil S), Friday, 21 September 2012 08:40 (eleven years ago) link
Ha I hadnt looked at this thread for a few days and I came here to post that dreadful "im a nice guy wtf bitches" Takei cartoon but dayo already did. Jesus christ that thing.
― frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Friday, 21 September 2012 09:05 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/545314_259533874166613_1846996156_n.jpg
― human centipede hz (thomp), Friday, 21 September 2012 09:53 (eleven years ago) link
save the badgers or save the disabled, damn it's a hard choice to make
― mod night at the oasis (NickB), Friday, 21 September 2012 10:04 (eleven years ago) link
save the disabled badgers, win-win.
― ledge, Friday, 21 September 2012 10:04 (eleven years ago) link
fwd: To all my friends who are going through some challenges right now--Let's start an intention rainbow. We all desire positive intentions right now. If I don't see your name, I'll understand. May I ask my friends wherever you might be, to kindly copy, paste, and share this status for one hour to give a moment of support to all those who have family problems; health struggles, job issues, worries of any kind and just need to know that someone cares. Do it for all of us, for nobody is immune. I hope to see this on the walls of all my friends just for moral support. I know some will!! I did it for a friend and you can too. You have to copy & paste this one, no share button xxx
― Bananaman Begins, Friday, 21 September 2012 11:57 (eleven years ago) link
"for nobody is immune" a chilling warning
― Arvo Pärt Chimp (Neil S), Friday, 21 September 2012 11:59 (eleven years ago) link
ARGH pass-ag 'woe is me' chain status updates FUCK OFF JUST FUCK OFF NOW.
― ella fingerblast hurls forever (suzy), Friday, 21 September 2012 12:06 (eleven years ago) link
Argh I actually got this one. Positive intentions sounds like the Somerfields healthy food range.
― kinder, Friday, 21 September 2012 12:26 (eleven years ago) link
If I don't see your name, I'll understand.
o man
― lag∞n, Friday, 21 September 2012 13:07 (eleven years ago) link
that would work if you had like 20 facebook friends. would be harder if you had more. cuz you would have to think of all the names you don't see.
― scott seward, Friday, 21 September 2012 13:25 (eleven years ago) link
I'll give you a positive intentions rainbow... IN THE FACE!
― This Is... The Police (dog latin), Friday, 21 September 2012 13:28 (eleven years ago) link
tbh "positive intentions" reminds me of the sort of humanist language used in the quaker meetings i had to attend. i'll take 'positive intentions' over 'prayers' any day of the week
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Friday, 21 September 2012 13:33 (eleven years ago) link
like when someone brought spoke in meeting about a sick loved one they would usually ask the congregants to "hold them in the light"
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Friday, 21 September 2012 13:34 (eleven years ago) link
to see if they were still breathing?
― scott seward, Friday, 21 September 2012 13:43 (eleven years ago) link
― This Is... The Police (dog latin), Friday, 21 September 2012 13:45 (eleven years ago) link
we would hold the dearly departed in the light too iirc
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Friday, 21 September 2012 13:46 (eleven years ago) link
fuck it everyone into the light
― lag∞n, Friday, 21 September 2012 13:52 (eleven years ago) link
"There are only two ways to dress -- wear only one hat, or wear three shoes."
- Niels Bohr
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Friday, 21 September 2012 14:16 (eleven years ago) link
everyone in the billy joel song and the r.e.m. song needs a facebook quote.
“Whatever relationships you have attracted in your life at this moment, are precisely the ones you need in your life at this moment. There is a hidden meaning behind all events, and this hidden meaning is serving your own evolution.” - Lenny Bruce
― scott seward, Friday, 21 September 2012 14:29 (eleven years ago) link
high school friend posting dumb stuff from "i fucking love science"http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/206390_475226712498345_1892963808_n.jpghttp://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/301406_474912495863100_837075535_n.jpgv. scientific
― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 21 September 2012 14:40 (eleven years ago) link
That pair of lines thing is so wrong for everything other than straight lines, and even then, it only applies on a 2d plane
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Friday, 21 September 2012 15:06 (eleven years ago) link
its sad
― lag∞n, Friday, 21 September 2012 15:06 (eleven years ago) link
dresses create way too much air resistance to accelerate at 9.8 mps2
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Friday, 21 September 2012 15:07 (eleven years ago) link
yr assuming no additional force.
― Mark G, Friday, 21 September 2012 15:08 (eleven years ago) link
his bedroom could be in a vacuum
― lag∞n, Friday, 21 September 2012 15:09 (eleven years ago) link
most nerd bedrooms are
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Friday, 21 September 2012 15:11 (eleven years ago) link
Takei, making you think
http://sphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/283032_526203207409137_316442320_n.jpg
― Arvo Pärt Chimp (Neil S), Friday, 21 September 2012 15:17 (eleven years ago) link
captain, i dunna think our warp drives can stand up to these truth bombs much longa
― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 21 September 2012 15:18 (eleven years ago) link
who are the REAL fanatics???
― Arvo Pärt Chimp (Neil S), Friday, 21 September 2012 15:19 (eleven years ago) link
All these sheeple with their shapples
― mod night at the oasis (NickB), Friday, 21 September 2012 15:21 (eleven years ago) link
what is the y axis there
― max, Friday, 21 September 2012 15:23 (eleven years ago) link
base line of fanaticism
― Arvo Pärt Chimp (Neil S), Friday, 21 September 2012 15:23 (eleven years ago) link
thank you based fanaticism
― vincent black shadow giallo (Edward III), Friday, 21 September 2012 15:24 (eleven years ago) link
"I fed a fish to a pellican at frisco bay. It tried to eat my cell phone.
HE RAN AWAY
--Nikolai Tesla"
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Friday, 21 September 2012 15:28 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/185207_10101708359261166_831027327_n.jpg
Quirky!
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 21 September 2012 17:20 (eleven years ago) link
would've been funnier with only one 'whacky' activity
― Spectrum, Friday, 21 September 2012 17:22 (eleven years ago) link
Final line needs a cute illustration of a stick figure doing CPR on another stick figure.
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 21 September 2012 18:12 (eleven years ago) link
eh, the rest of that 'rainbow of intentions' thing was ott mush, but you mocked the one piece that was spot on and should be said more often
― Aimless, Friday, 21 September 2012 18:19 (eleven years ago) link
I'm giving Takei a pass for the rest of the month because he cracked my shit up with a Batman-slapping-Robin "Call Me Maybe" joke (it was the first one I saw)
― cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Friday, 21 September 2012 18:21 (eleven years ago) link
i thought this was funny. dude takes his facebook REALLY seriously. reminded me of that book by that kid that came out a few years back and i'm blanking on title/name...The Virtues of Plainness by Jebediah Springfield or something like that.
http://www.brooklynrail.org/2012/09/express/walden-in-a-wired-world
― scott seward, Friday, 21 September 2012 22:14 (eleven years ago) link
that essay should actually be on the hand-crafted thread. as i noted on facebook - where i first saw this naturally and courtesy of yeti mike - when have people NOT lied about themselves and when have people NOT shared too much information? or blabbed too much?
― scott seward, Friday, 21 September 2012 22:16 (eleven years ago) link
i could see it being the manifesto of a brooklyn bookbinding company.
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/578357_343988352357717_328804177_n.jpg
Again, I am someone who has some of these things, don't try to guilt me into posting it.
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 21 September 2012 22:48 (eleven years ago) link
i have all those where's my parade :C
― clouds, Friday, 21 September 2012 22:50 (eleven years ago) link
NEVER JUDGE WHAT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 21 September 2012 22:54 (eleven years ago) link
only god can judge what he don't understand
― clouds, Friday, 21 September 2012 22:55 (eleven years ago) link
'I know which of my friends will copy and paste' takes on a serious air of stalking in that context.
― if, Friday, 21 September 2012 22:56 (eleven years ago) link
jesus fuck
― Mordy, Friday, 21 September 2012 22:57 (eleven years ago) link
maybe god gave u an invisible illness bc he didn't want to force other ppl to have to deal w/ it, kay?
(i'm kidding - god gave u an invisible illness bc he's trying to kill u)
― Mordy, Friday, 21 September 2012 22:59 (eleven years ago) link
He's trying to kill us all, in the long run.
Oh, and as a 'sufferer' of one of the listed ailments, no.
― Mark G, Friday, 21 September 2012 23:07 (eleven years ago) link
seems kinda weird & shitty to lump autism in with the rest of those
― the best Laid jams (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 21 September 2012 23:12 (eleven years ago) link
it seems shitty to lump all of those things together, that is like every single medical issue ever
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Saturday, 22 September 2012 00:56 (eleven years ago) link
(Crohn's, PTSD, DIARRHEA, tummyache, M.S., FACE CANCER, etc)
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Saturday, 22 September 2012 00:57 (eleven years ago) link
lazy eye, phantom limb, the shakes...
― lag∞n, Saturday, 22 September 2012 01:00 (eleven years ago) link
rickets, dropsy, housemaid's knee
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 22 September 2012 01:03 (eleven years ago) link
bee sting, stubbed toe, itching powder in pants
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Saturday, 22 September 2012 01:12 (eleven years ago) link
weird vibes, ennui, snow blindness
― lag∞n, Saturday, 22 September 2012 01:25 (eleven years ago) link
yes, the macro is rather dumb and uses guilt inappropriately, but I still have enough empathy with the chronically ill that all this pointing and laughing doesn't feel right to me.
― Aimless, Saturday, 22 September 2012 01:28 (eleven years ago) link
guilt, empathy, pointing and laughing
― lag∞n, Saturday, 22 September 2012 01:32 (eleven years ago) link
aimlessness
― free-range chicken pox (Matt P), Saturday, 22 September 2012 01:35 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/564523_449332301786308_1315580175_n.jpg
― Right or wrong, It's the truth! (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 22 September 2012 12:21 (eleven years ago) link
Word.
http://www.maslin.plus.com/joseph/roalddahl/images/portrait2.jpg
― Bananaman Begins, Saturday, 22 September 2012 12:46 (eleven years ago) link
To be fair, Roald Dahl had an awful lot of bad, disturbing thoughts.
― emil.y, Saturday, 22 September 2012 13:15 (eleven years ago) link
― A.R.R.Y. Kane (nakhchivan), Saturday, 22 September 2012 13:27 (eleven years ago) link
right there 'KILL THE JEWS!!11!!' is emanating from his mean lips and glowering dead eyes
― A.R.R.Y. Kane (nakhchivan), Saturday, 22 September 2012 13:29 (eleven years ago) link
all children's book writers are secretly horrible people
― clouds, Saturday, 22 September 2012 13:32 (eleven years ago) link
no secret with him
Dahl told a reporter in 1983, "There’s a trait in the Jewish character that does provoke animosity ... I mean there is always a reason why anti-anything crops up anywhere; even a stinker like Hitler didn’t just pick on them for no reason."[50]
― A.R.R.Y. Kane (nakhchivan), Saturday, 22 September 2012 13:33 (eleven years ago) link
that stinker, hitler
― lag∞n, Saturday, 22 September 2012 13:34 (eleven years ago) link
he was a rum old chap, there's no doubt about it
― A.R.R.Y. Kane (nakhchivan), Saturday, 22 September 2012 13:34 (eleven years ago) link
big friendly jewhater
― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 22 September 2012 13:38 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/401372_10151206407561368_811894112_n.jpg
― I_Got_Loaded, Saturday, 22 September 2012 13:44 (eleven years ago) link
i have to embody ALL of them??? how do you embody a quote exactly?
― scott seward, Saturday, 22 September 2012 14:00 (eleven years ago) link
SIZE OF NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON!SHAPE OF GEORGE TAKEI!
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 22 September 2012 16:57 (eleven years ago) link
You embody all the quotes on Facebook by sprouting wings, becoming 'bald', and eating fish and carrion.
― Aimless, Saturday, 22 September 2012 17:01 (eleven years ago) link
and by being smug
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 22 September 2012 17:02 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/427793_10151161130578360_2042484374_n.jpg
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Saturday, 22 September 2012 17:17 (eleven years ago) link
i've seen that one so much, and i've just assumed it was vancouverites being unjustifiably smug
― running like a young deer (symsymsym), Saturday, 22 September 2012 17:19 (eleven years ago) link
....and are in the pockets of the cocaine cartels
― jalapeno kloppers (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 22 September 2012 18:17 (eleven years ago) link
hola me llamo mayor of bogota
― lag∞n, Saturday, 22 September 2012 18:53 (eleven years ago) link
this actually showed up organically on my wall. the meathead drummer of my high school ska band (lol) was tagged in it by his girlfriend
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/598713_637972542848_2062911391_n.jpg
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Saturday, 22 September 2012 23:33 (eleven years ago) link
If you're taking relationship advice from Bob then you have bigger problems.
FFS
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 22 September 2012 23:40 (eleven years ago) link
haha bob marley never said that
― lag∞n, Saturday, 22 September 2012 23:42 (eleven years ago) link
'perfect guys dont exist' --bob marley
'get famous, bang tons hot chix, no condom necessary' --bob marley
― lag∞n, Saturday, 22 September 2012 23:43 (eleven years ago) link
"tell those women in the other room to be quiet"
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 22 September 2012 23:48 (eleven years ago) link
"Sometimes friends can do stuff that really gets on your nerves. But ask yourself, is the person there when I need them? And if so, don't sweat the small stuff."
--Vladimir Nabokov
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Sunday, 23 September 2012 03:16 (eleven years ago) link
"Some are born great, some achieve greatness, some have greatness thrust upon 'em." —Mitt Romney
― the physical impossibility of sb in the mind of someone fping (silby), Sunday, 23 September 2012 17:27 (eleven years ago) link
lollll " -bob marley" was the greatest punchline that could have had
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Sunday, 23 September 2012 21:26 (eleven years ago) link
"When I hear the word culture..., I release the safety on my Browning!"
— Bob Marley
― clouds, Sunday, 23 September 2012 21:45 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/576975_182567215212966_1931214122_n.jpg
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Sunday, 23 September 2012 23:38 (eleven years ago) link
"I and I give praise to Jah" - Tony Robbins
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Sunday, 23 September 2012 23:42 (eleven years ago) link
But what about Judge Dredd? Does that mean that he can only be jury and executioner now?
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Sunday, 23 September 2012 23:52 (eleven years ago) link
I wonder if there's a reason why the person who posted that thing to their facebook is such a defensive jerk.
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Monday, 24 September 2012 02:36 (eleven years ago) link
The thread question has turned itself inside out.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 24 September 2012 02:44 (eleven years ago) link
"Don't judge me!"
What, you think the fact that you have a backstory like every other person on this planet gives you a little jerk forcefield? Fuck you.
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Monday, 24 September 2012 03:11 (eleven years ago) link
The quickest, zero-to-60-in-five-seconds way of getting judgement from me is to post a dumb macro on a wall in the name of 'personal expression.'
― ella fingerblast hurls forever (suzy), Monday, 24 September 2012 07:24 (eleven years ago) link
"only god and the relevant courts and other governmental bodies in my jurisdiction can judge me"
― Arvo Pärt Chimp (Neil S), Monday, 24 September 2012 09:11 (eleven years ago) link
Our Amber posted this one on her facebook banner/wall:
http://media-cache0.pinterest.com/upload/192106740324743531_POM2axxs_b.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 24 September 2012 09:19 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/425902_10152130378250626_55034844_n.jpg
― max, Monday, 24 September 2012 12:07 (eleven years ago) link
ewwwww...
― scott seward, Monday, 24 September 2012 12:46 (eleven years ago) link
just thinking about that to write that is just...ewwwww.
― scott seward, Monday, 24 September 2012 12:47 (eleven years ago) link
why do i hate the term "ginger" so much? is that a u.k. thing that i somehow never heard until a couple of years ago? did the spice girls start it?
― scott seward, Monday, 24 September 2012 12:48 (eleven years ago) link
I've been hearing it a lot more lately - the last couple years, as you say. Can't be the Spice Girls.
Always makes me think of this though
http://norwegianity.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/ginger.jpg
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 24 September 2012 13:18 (eleven years ago) link
that cartoon bugs me tbh
― human centipede hz (thomp), Monday, 24 September 2012 13:18 (eleven years ago) link
south park popularized the term in usa i think
― lag∞n, Monday, 24 September 2012 13:22 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.southparkstudios.com/full-episodes/s09e11-ginger-kids
― lag∞n, Monday, 24 September 2012 13:23 (eleven years ago) link
UK people have always said Ginger - it's often (but not always) intended pejoratively.
― This Is... The Police (dog latin), Monday, 24 September 2012 13:47 (eleven years ago) link
Amber has had ginger hair from around 6 months onwards (we had decided the name before she was born), and has been a pretty girl since day one. She never heard the word used as an 'insult' until one day some kid tried it and she just burst out laughing at them.
So, yeah don't call her 'strawberry blonde' or other such, she likes her gingerness.
― Mark G, Monday, 24 September 2012 14:01 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah when an american says ginger I want to stab them
― jalapeno kloppers (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 24 September 2012 14:37 (eleven years ago) link
what if they are offering you ginger snaps
― cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Monday, 24 September 2012 14:39 (eleven years ago) link
they are really asking for ginger STABS
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 24 September 2012 14:52 (eleven years ago) link
americans were saying ginger before south park
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Monday, 24 September 2012 16:07 (eleven years ago) link
popularized
― lag∞n, Monday, 24 September 2012 16:09 (eleven years ago) link
popular americans were saying ginger before south park
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Monday, 24 September 2012 16:09 (eleven years ago) link
good theory
― lag∞n, Monday, 24 September 2012 16:10 (eleven years ago) link
Has everyone forgotten what they learned from watching Gilligan's Island?
― Aimless, Monday, 24 September 2012 16:12 (eleven years ago) link
I'd never heard anyone refer to a person as "a ginger" prior to South Park.
― how's life, Monday, 24 September 2012 16:17 (eleven years ago) link
i never heard it once until the internet. i might have first seen it on ilx!
― scott seward, Monday, 24 September 2012 16:18 (eleven years ago) link
there seems to be general consensus that ginger is a newly popular term in america
― lag∞n, Monday, 24 September 2012 16:18 (eleven years ago) link
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/gingers-do-have-souls
― lag∞n, Monday, 24 September 2012 16:19 (eleven years ago) link
everybody in america saw that MIA vid
― barthes simpson, Monday, 24 September 2012 16:29 (eleven years ago) link
i'm sure SP started the whole dumb gingers are evil thing, but i remember being overly familiar with the term by the time that ep aired
― zachylon (zachlyon), Monday, 24 September 2012 16:29 (eleven years ago) link
etymonline suspiciously quiet on this subject
― zachylon (zachlyon), Monday, 24 September 2012 16:30 (eleven years ago) link
much like the douche revival im sure the term was kicking around but south park was def key in mainstream adoption
― lag∞n, Monday, 24 September 2012 16:34 (eleven years ago) link
people didn't say it here. they really didn't. i meet a lot of people!
― scott seward, Monday, 24 September 2012 16:35 (eleven years ago) link
maybe i just never talk about redheaded people with all those people i meet...
― scott seward, Monday, 24 September 2012 16:37 (eleven years ago) link
it was never on t.v. here that much i know. i watch a LOT of t.v.
― scott seward, Monday, 24 September 2012 16:38 (eleven years ago) link
speak no evil
― lag∞n, Monday, 24 September 2012 16:38 (eleven years ago) link
People have been saying douche since old times.
― how's life, Monday, 24 September 2012 16:39 (eleven years ago) link
the douche revival
― lag∞n, Monday, 24 September 2012 16:39 (eleven years ago) link
It never died.
― how's life, Monday, 24 September 2012 16:40 (eleven years ago) link
ur wrong go stand in the corner w/zachylon
― lag∞n, Monday, 24 September 2012 16:41 (eleven years ago) link
oh yeah douche is in the constitution. we have always loved douche.
― scott seward, Monday, 24 September 2012 16:42 (eleven years ago) link
douche was for a long time a completely dated construction, you might as well have been saying get a life or gag me w/a spoon, it then experienced a meteoric revival sparked by south park and is now quickly reseeding into the ether
― lag∞n, Monday, 24 September 2012 16:44 (eleven years ago) link
lol as a "ginger" i must say people are really stupid about redheads. i've had the dumbest shit said to me about it. back in the day it was predictable disses and now it's people you meet in bars who are just fascinated by it or mystified by it.
― omar little, Monday, 24 September 2012 16:45 (eleven years ago) link
is it true you dont have a soul tho, whats that feel like
― lag∞n, Monday, 24 September 2012 16:46 (eleven years ago) link
have you ever seen yourself in a mirror??
― barthes simpson, Monday, 24 September 2012 16:47 (eleven years ago) link
http://books.google.com/ngrams/chart?content=douchebag&corpus=0&smoothing=3&year_start=1978&year_end=2008
huh, looks like lagoon's right!
― how's life, Monday, 24 September 2012 16:47 (eleven years ago) link
i don't remember douche ever going away or being dated! THAT word i have heard almost my whole life.
― scott seward, Monday, 24 September 2012 16:47 (eleven years ago) link
feels like a fire burning on my skull, or like a patch of carrots growing from my brain.
― omar little, Monday, 24 September 2012 16:47 (eleven years ago) link
u should do one of those ask things on reddit
― lag∞n, Monday, 24 September 2012 16:47 (eleven years ago) link
reddit
― omar little, Monday, 24 September 2012 16:48 (eleven years ago) link
it never stops
oh... my... god
― lag∞n, Monday, 24 September 2012 16:48 (eleven years ago) link
its all connected
― lag∞n, Monday, 24 September 2012 16:49 (eleven years ago) link
― scott seward, Monday, September 24, 2012 12:47 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
not saying you guys are doing this but i do think theres a funny tic w/people who consider themselves culturally clued in in that the deeply felt need to have been an early adopter of whatever trend is under discusion requires such copious backdating of personal usage records that they inevitably end up at the conclusion that things have always been that way, which is somewhat ironic as it represents less actual cultural insight than the current conventional wisdom
fail? come on people have been using fail in that way forever, in elementary school we used to yell fail at each other when we fell down in the school yard, and anyway the word fail i mean thats not new right come on pfft
― lag∞n, Monday, 24 September 2012 17:01 (eleven years ago) link
fail i only know from the internet.
― scott seward, Monday, 24 September 2012 17:03 (eleven years ago) link
but i'm old.
but for real people have been calling each other douchebag forever. howard stern kept it alive for future generations almost singlehandedly.
― scott seward, Monday, 24 September 2012 17:04 (eleven years ago) link
i mean i can only go by personal experience. i've NEVER heard anyone call someone ginger in real life. i've been hearing douchbag since grade school. or just plain douche.
― scott seward, Monday, 24 September 2012 17:05 (eleven years ago) link
I only learned about "ginger" with the Spice Girls invasion
― cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Monday, 24 September 2012 17:06 (eleven years ago) link
douche had a huge recent resurgence in popularity, it ime became more popular than it had ever been, it was also more douche focused rather than the previously dominant douchebag
― lag∞n, Monday, 24 September 2012 17:07 (eleven years ago) link
i remember being 13 when "pwn" started and thinking that the final fantasy message board i posted on started it
― zachylon (zachlyon), Monday, 24 September 2012 17:08 (eleven years ago) link
but ginger still predates south park, you can't convince me otherwise
― zachylon (zachlyon), Monday, 24 September 2012 17:09 (eleven years ago) link
you cant seem to use the usual search modifiers on google trends so obvs it hard to tease out stuff thats abt ginger the food or the name or w/e but heres a search for ginger hair in the usa
http://i.imgur.com/YzxFw.png
― lag∞n, Monday, 24 September 2012 17:15 (eleven years ago) link
that episode aired in 05 tho?
― zachylon (zachlyon), Monday, 24 September 2012 17:30 (eleven years ago) link
It originally aired on November 9, 2005. The episode caused controversy after its ironic premise was misunderstood by people who acted violently against redheads. [2]
― zachylon (zachlyon), Monday, 24 September 2012 17:31 (eleven years ago) link
...and that's that little blip in the third quarter.
― how's life, Monday, 24 September 2012 17:31 (eleven years ago) link
its a long path to mainstream acceptance, and like i said thats a search for 'ginger hair' which is obvs a different formulation than just calling someone a ginger
― lag∞n, Monday, 24 September 2012 17:31 (eleven years ago) link
future linguists will no doubt call the period between 05-10 the a ginger/red hair era
― lag∞n, Monday, 24 September 2012 17:33 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWCi7Xg7UeQ
― kinder, Monday, 24 September 2012 17:35 (eleven years ago) link
blah blah blah GINGER blah blah blah blah GINGER blah
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 24 September 2012 19:22 (eleven years ago) link
goddam gingers causing these semantic arguments
― barthes simpson, Monday, 24 September 2012 19:38 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/s8kkq.jpg
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Monday, 24 September 2012 19:38 (eleven years ago) link
Charisma is cosplaying as Rasputin in an airport
― the physical impossibility of sb in the mind of someone fping (silby), Monday, 24 September 2012 19:39 (eleven years ago) link
Intelligence is knowing that it's possible to grow certain configurations of facial hair...
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 24 September 2012 19:40 (eleven years ago) link
Knowing that knowing that a tomato is a fruit does not make you intelligent or not-intelligent is wisdom.
― Aimless, Monday, 24 September 2012 19:42 (eleven years ago) link
as a factoid connoisseur i consider did you know a tomato is actually fruit not a vegetable to be strictly bottom shelf, i mean did you know youre conflating two different systems and that maybe a tomato is a fruit and a vegetable
― lag∞n, Monday, 24 September 2012 19:43 (eleven years ago) link
lag∞n I want to enroll in your masters in factoids
― the physical impossibility of sb in the mind of someone fping (silby), Monday, 24 September 2012 19:46 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/s480x480/561886_370349093042105_1716355745_n.jpg
― how's life, Monday, 24 September 2012 19:50 (eleven years ago) link
who puts tomato in a salad?
even stupid people don't do that
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 24 September 2012 19:55 (eleven years ago) link
fruit salad I mean
I was like
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Monday, 24 September 2012 19:56 (eleven years ago) link
I'm sorry VG, what thread have you spent most of your time on today and you're still asking a "who does that with food" question?
― cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Monday, 24 September 2012 19:57 (eleven years ago) link
But maybe GENIUS is PUTTING THE TOMATO IN THE FRUIT SALAD! HAHA! I do the most totally random things all the time once you get to know me.
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Monday, 24 September 2012 19:57 (eleven years ago) link
is that wm. gibson with mohawk behind stephenson???
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 24 September 2012 19:58 (eleven years ago) link
― the physical impossibility of sb in the mind of someone fping (silby), Monday, September 24, 2012 3:46 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
http://i.imgur.com/cI4Aw.jpg
― lag∞n, Monday, 24 September 2012 20:01 (eleven years ago) link
i'll def fuck w/ a tomato/pineapple/strawberry combo
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Monday, 24 September 2012 20:06 (eleven years ago) link
my british friend in hs would laugh at people with red hair and call them "ginge," like "haha! can you believe that? he's a fuckin ginge!"
― flying scrotus (flopson), Monday, 24 September 2012 20:12 (eleven years ago) link
there are a lot of regional variations on the insult form of it, usually to do with suppressing a consonant or switching to a hard g
― human centipede hz (thomp), Monday, 24 September 2012 20:23 (eleven years ago) link
a rilly rilly sweet cherry tomato wouldn't be that out of place in a fruit salad.
― scott seward, Monday, 24 September 2012 20:24 (eleven years ago) link
p sure ive made salsa that had tomato and mango in it
― lag∞n, Monday, 24 September 2012 20:26 (eleven years ago) link
...thus ends the first session of the Ginger Exploratory Committee ie ENOUGH WITH THE THE GINGER TALK MAYBE?
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 24 September 2012 20:26 (eleven years ago) link
making fun of gingers, making fun of people who make fun of gingers, talking about gingers at all, the word "ginger" = all things I find very boring
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Monday, 24 September 2012 21:17 (eleven years ago) link
ginger humor is about on the level of "lol canada!" in my book
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Monday, 24 September 2012 21:18 (eleven years ago) link
need more fun things from FB
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 24 September 2012 21:19 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/303764_10151081549201312_278874997_n.jpg
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Monday, 24 September 2012 21:36 (eleven years ago) link
I don't remember if I had already posted that one, didn't want to load the 2300 messages to find out.
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Monday, 24 September 2012 21:37 (eleven years ago) link
Gotta buy the gas to get there first. And breakfast. Don't forget breakfast.
― Aimless, Monday, 24 September 2012 21:39 (eleven years ago) link
ARTIST THING:
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/539301_10151141983403972_60700728_n.jpg
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Monday, 24 September 2012 21:40 (eleven years ago) link
sorry all I read was BLAH BLAH BLAH PERVERSE FANTASY BLAH BLAH
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 24 September 2012 21:41 (eleven years ago) link
― Aimless, Monday, September 24, 2012 5:39 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Yeah, it took me until I was about 24 to realize that the whole Thoreauvian "just walk there instead of working to get the money to take the train" thing doesn't work out all that well
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Monday, 24 September 2012 21:49 (eleven years ago) link
I'm wondering is "Tattva" the song that sounds like he's singing "Ginger Baker Trout Farm"?― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, September 27, 2005 6:15 AM Bookmark
^^^ my kind of ginger humor
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 24 September 2012 21:56 (eleven years ago) link
mmmm, perverse fantasy
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 24 September 2012 21:58 (eleven years ago) link
thank you for understanding
― gesange der yuengling (crüt), Monday, 24 September 2012 22:01 (eleven years ago) link
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Monday, September 24, 2012 5:17 PM (42 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
not boring enough apparently
― lag∞n, Monday, 24 September 2012 22:01 (eleven years ago) link
irl lol
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 24 September 2012 22:01 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/561050_10151043562631275_1571613134_n.jpg
GOTCHA
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Monday, 24 September 2012 22:18 (eleven years ago) link
belongs in the rolling is this racist/reddit thread
― zachylon (zachlyon), Monday, 24 September 2012 22:22 (eleven years ago) link
gimme a break i have never talked about gingers on the internet in my life. i'm the one who said they hated the word! i LIKE calling people red. red is fun.
― scott seward, Monday, 24 September 2012 22:29 (eleven years ago) link
I get myself in enough trouble here, no way am I going near a "is this racist" thread.
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Monday, 24 September 2012 22:35 (eleven years ago) link
spot the typo
http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s480x480/387513_501501263194619_543591835_n.jpg
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 12:35 (eleven years ago) link
love that they bypassed men/women, guys/chicks for males/females.
― how's life, Tuesday, 25 September 2012 12:37 (eleven years ago) link
be gentle, man
― clouds, Tuesday, 25 September 2012 12:40 (eleven years ago) link
i couldn't spot the anagram because i was temporarily blinded with rage
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 12:54 (eleven years ago) link
the typo i mean
sit down, females!
― Arvo Pärt Chimp (Neil S), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 12:55 (eleven years ago) link
how to be a lady: sit down
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 15:47 (eleven years ago) link
http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/59993/59993,1283779672,1/stock-photo-young-couple-awaiting-baby-woman-sitting-man-standing-white-background-60520918.jpg
― A.R.R.Y. Kane (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 15:49 (eleven years ago) link
come on guys, we have to form GENTLEMAN: DEFENDER OF THE UNIVERSE
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090926155339/voltron/images/f/fd/My-vehicle-voltron-flat.jpg
― cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 15:50 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/247767_10151182768132389_1125667985_n.jpg
What about books by Glenn Beck? 50 Shades of Gray?
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 18:36 (eleven years ago) link
that stock photo really annoys me. Something about how putting coffee on top of books is something mostly nerdy slobs do, but the coffee cup is gold-rimmed hotel china and the books look untouched.
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 18:41 (eleven years ago) link
Books are for looking at, not touching. Duh.
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 18:43 (eleven years ago) link
exactly, you look at them, feel better, and then go about your business
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 18:48 (eleven years ago) link
anyway if that quote were true, it's hard to imagine how said "many people" could ever feel depressed at all, because it's rather easy to sight a book in most circumstances
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 18:49 (eleven years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maz2ax91hx1qbz33qo1_500.jpg
"Inspirational Will Smith" is my favorite subgenre of these.
― fadanuf4erybody, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 19:56 (eleven years ago) link
OK, that's hilarious.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 20:00 (eleven years ago) link
I'LL DO WHAT I WANT, YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS OF ME WILL SMITH
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 20:07 (eleven years ago) link
<3 will smith
― flopson, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 20:07 (eleven years ago) link
I'LL DO WHAT I WANT, YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS OF MEWILL SMITH
― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 20:07 (eleven years ago) link
haha i did not mean to post that word for word
― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 20:08 (eleven years ago) link
'myself among them', way to ruin your pithy quotable, pulitzer prize winner jane smiley
― j., Wednesday, 26 September 2012 20:19 (eleven years ago) link
-- MEWILL SMITH
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 20:20 (eleven years ago) link
i hate will smith btw
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 20:21 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.comedy.co.uk/images/library/people/180x200/w/will_smith.jpg
― kinder, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 20:24 (eleven years ago) link
I <3 woll smoth
http://i4.ytimg.com/vi/kqIiItNz2N8/hqdefault.jpg
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 22:19 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/298657_449245715118099_116512954_n.jpg
― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Thursday, 27 September 2012 02:25 (eleven years ago) link
cynical
go the extra mile. god knows nobody else ever fuckin does!!
what is that even referring to
― clouds, Thursday, 27 September 2012 02:46 (eleven years ago) link
http://content.clearchannel.com/cc-common/mlib/3674/03/3674_1300913159.jpg
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 27 September 2012 02:54 (eleven years ago) link
looks crowded
― Mark G, Thursday, 27 September 2012 06:10 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/s480x480/397245_422720357795944_728937964_n.jpg
― gesange der yuengling (crüt), Thursday, 27 September 2012 07:50 (eleven years ago) link
Why would a conformist be trying to "change the system" wtf that makes no sense :|
― frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Thursday, 27 September 2012 08:32 (eleven years ago) link
Back to "ginger":
The use of ginger in the US to describe red hair took off with publication of the first Harry Potter book in 1998, says Kory Stamper of Merriam-Webster. Unlike in the UK, there is no anti-ginger prejudice in the US, she says - Americans think of warm, comforting things like gingerbread.
― Sandy Denny Real Estate (jaymc), Thursday, 27 September 2012 14:12 (eleven years ago) link
Ginger never used to mean 'all the kinds of red hair' - it was a synonym for 'strawberry blonde'.
― ella fingerblast hurls forever (suzy), Thursday, 27 September 2012 14:21 (eleven years ago) link
all of these quotes would be made better if they were signed "~Immortal Technique"
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Thursday, 27 September 2012 14:22 (eleven years ago) link
~Immortal Technique (guy who successfully changed the system from the outside {via rap music})
― lag∞n, Thursday, 27 September 2012 14:24 (eleven years ago) link
Wait, what do they have in the UK - - - gingerpoison?
Again, the gripe (which is probably moving off into "innocuous things > IA" territory) isn't with the adjective "ginger," it's with the noun "a ginger" to describe a person, which just reeks of thinks-they're-quite-clever-and-cutting-edge on the part of the person saying it, IME.
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 27 September 2012 14:30 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/225919_541413865875271_377753772_n.jpg
― max, Thursday, 27 September 2012 14:41 (eleven years ago) link
― gesange der yuengling (crüt), Thursday, 27 September 2012 14:42 (eleven years ago) link
have you seen the drone missile variant?
― set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Thursday, 27 September 2012 14:43 (eleven years ago) link
WAKE UP SHEEPLE
― lag∞n, Thursday, 27 September 2012 14:43 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/548770_3532184318145_1644976738_n.jpg
waiting for a fundie friend to bust out a gay marriage version
― set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Thursday, 27 September 2012 14:44 (eleven years ago) link
please let this mean "you talkin' to me?"
http://sphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/247965_380108848725627_1591549369_n.jpg
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Thursday, 27 September 2012 14:48 (eleven years ago) link
There's no way Pobepm DeHupo actually said that.
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Thursday, 27 September 2012 14:50 (eleven years ago) link
This is a rough translation but it comes down to something like:
Imagine, that there isn't the heavens.It's easy. Try.
~~Bob Marleyw
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 27 September 2012 14:51 (eleven years ago) link
Actually, wait, sorry, that might be in the wrong tense - depends on how ПОДУϺаеТ declines but we haven't gotten to that yet in class.
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 27 September 2012 14:53 (eleven years ago) link
Ginger is "warm and comforting"?? I can't think of a bigger downer on Christmas then when some elderly relative says they have a "treat" for you...and it's a gigantic ginger cookie! No super sweet sparkly Christmas cookies for you! Unless the ginger cookie is smothered in cream cheese frosting. Major childhood downer. The equivalent of a lump of coal.
― โตเกียวเหมียวเหมียว aka Italo Night at Some Gay Club (Mount Cleaners), Thursday, 27 September 2012 14:57 (eleven years ago) link
You'll believe a child can fly!
http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/417177_10152244791890727_651162052_n.jpg
― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 27 September 2012 19:16 (eleven years ago) link
^^^Posted by hard-of-thinking soccer mommies whose kids bring home Cs.
― ella fingerblast hurls forever (suzy), Thursday, 27 September 2012 19:20 (eleven years ago) link
children are like caterpillars: full of weird toxic goo
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 27 September 2012 19:23 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/TZaS4.jpg
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Thursday, 27 September 2012 19:24 (eleven years ago) link
― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 27 September 2012 19:31 (eleven years ago) link
that's my favorite, i think.
― scott seward, Thursday, 27 September 2012 19:31 (eleven years ago) link
just attribute everything to mr. belvedere and call it a day.
― scott seward, Thursday, 27 September 2012 19:32 (eleven years ago) link
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 27 September 2012 14:51 (4 hours ago) Permalink
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 27 September 2012 14:53 (4 hours ago) Permalink
Yeah, that's actually the nominative case, so it should be "~Immortals Techniquew"
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Thursday, 27 September 2012 19:34 (eleven years ago) link
fuckin dying @ delouise
someone put that on prudhomme also
― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Thursday, 27 September 2012 20:53 (eleven years ago) link
We are all Mr. Belvedere.
― nickn, Thursday, 27 September 2012 20:56 (eleven years ago) link
dying at belvedere/deluise
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 27 September 2012 21:07 (eleven years ago) link
wait, is that delouise shopped onto prudhomme or is he just wearing a prudhomme style hat?
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Thursday, 27 September 2012 21:40 (eleven years ago) link
deluise wears that style of hat all the time?
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Thursday, 27 September 2012 21:42 (eleven years ago) link
well that's confusing of him!
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Thursday, 27 September 2012 21:44 (eleven years ago) link
wait a minute, celebrity chef and author dom delillo definitely did not play mr. belvedere
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Thursday, 27 September 2012 21:45 (eleven years ago) link
Kind of annoying when these things don't have serious mistakes in them. The butterfly one has the capitalised "Child" and missing punctuation after "the wind", but that's it. Oh yeah, the capital "B" in "But". But a "beuatiful" or something would've been more satisfying.
― Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, 27 September 2012 22:49 (eleven years ago) link
Butterflies also have nothing to be gained from flying higher than one another. That's not, like, a useful butterfly skill, afaik.
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Friday, 28 September 2012 00:13 (eleven years ago) link
In the wind, though, it would be an indicator of flying ability.
― jim, Friday, 28 September 2012 00:25 (eleven years ago) link
TS: Beautiful Butterflies vs Special Snowflakes
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 28 September 2012 00:55 (eleven years ago) link
"Everything on earth is made out of the exact same shit. You're as special as a dung heap." - Scott Seward
http://bryandaly.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/butterfly-8205.jpg
― scott seward, Friday, 28 September 2012 01:03 (eleven years ago) link
That butterfly has satan's eyes staring at my SOUL.
― frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Friday, 28 September 2012 01:05 (eleven years ago) link
er xxxpost, not skots one.
this is the scariest thing i've seen on my facebook recently:
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/523676_4206538934639_433495607_n.jpg
― scott seward, Friday, 28 September 2012 01:14 (eleven years ago) link
scares me anyway.
― scott seward, Friday, 28 September 2012 01:15 (eleven years ago) link
GAH
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 28 September 2012 01:15 (eleven years ago) link
that is creepy!
i know, right?
xxxxxxp someone do a photo of gilles deleuze with dom deluise shopped on top
― sriracha bishop (get bent), Friday, 28 September 2012 01:17 (eleven years ago) link
or just Deleuze quotes attributed to Dom Deluise, i'd be down with that
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 28 September 2012 01:26 (eleven years ago) link
I tried to find a good photo in my archives, but I don't have much Deleuze
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Friday, 28 September 2012 01:41 (eleven years ago) link
freedom's just another word for nothing left deleuze
― sriracha bishop (get bent), Friday, 28 September 2012 01:44 (eleven years ago) link
:D
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 28 September 2012 01:44 (eleven years ago) link
every so often, y'all make me really reconsider my "never change display names" policy
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 28 September 2012 01:52 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/545848_10151156766811731_1115815665_n.jpg
which one r u
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 28 September 2012 03:33 (eleven years ago) link
WGAS
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 28 September 2012 03:36 (eleven years ago) link
There is no hamster so I am none of those.
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 28 September 2012 03:37 (eleven years ago) link
soft serve snake
― adam bandit (electricsound), Friday, 28 September 2012 04:12 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/s480x480/225912_467305186624597_1055413114_n.jpg
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Friday, 28 September 2012 08:10 (eleven years ago) link
Lionly guy just thinking baout things
― DJ Mooncup (NickB), Friday, 28 September 2012 08:38 (eleven years ago) link
and trying to read the caption...
― Mark G, Friday, 28 September 2012 08:53 (eleven years ago) link
the worst part about being strong is no one ever asks if you're illiterate because you're a lion
― zachylon (zachlyon), Friday, 28 September 2012 09:03 (eleven years ago) link
― kinder, Friday, 28 September 2012 09:49 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/408232_479211208767489_480640892_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/422950_481998828488727_260298472_n.jpg
― scott seward, Friday, 28 September 2012 12:23 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/396407_486806561341287_1079059907_n.jpg
― scott seward, Friday, 28 September 2012 12:24 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/398184_486747631347180_1346614362_n.jpg
― scott seward, Friday, 28 September 2012 12:25 (eleven years ago) link
i wonder if jesus checks his facebook feed only to find nothing but george takei reposts
― clouds, Friday, 28 September 2012 12:26 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/480446_486321748056435_547213959_n.jpg
― scott seward, Friday, 28 September 2012 12:26 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/528474_483281385027138_1704680129_n.jpg
― scott seward, Friday, 28 September 2012 12:27 (eleven years ago) link
Matthew 22:37Jesus said unto him, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind.
LIKE if ...You haveJESUS in your BRAIN!
― Øystein, Friday, 28 September 2012 12:31 (eleven years ago) link
FYI if you really squint at the Jesus heart, it kinda looks like a vagina
― DJ Mooncup (NickB), Friday, 28 September 2012 12:35 (eleven years ago) link
when is facebook going to add that 'persecute' button
― j., Friday, 28 September 2012 12:38 (eleven years ago) link
LIKE...if Jesus is a vagina in your heart.
― scott seward, Friday, 28 September 2012 12:43 (eleven years ago) link
LIKE... if you have no idea where the heart is on a chest Xray. Netter 3:16
― Plasmon, Friday, 28 September 2012 14:27 (eleven years ago) link
I totally did not get that "like" was a mandative verb the first few times I read that. "Like, if you have Jesus in your heart..." If I have Jesus in my heart WHAT?
― has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Friday, 28 September 2012 14:31 (eleven years ago) link
1 corinthians 3:16 smoke weed everyday
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Friday, 28 September 2012 14:33 (eleven years ago) link
that's the part that talks about jah rastafari
― has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Friday, 28 September 2012 14:47 (eleven years ago) link
Wait is "Colossians" a real book of the bible?
― the physical impossibility of sb in the mind of someone fping (silby), Friday, 28 September 2012 15:28 (eleven years ago) link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epistle_to_the_Colossians
― set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Friday, 28 September 2012 15:29 (eleven years ago) link
Gift, keeps on giving:
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/398440_538489562843397_645930741_n.jpg
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 28 September 2012 19:51 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/251040_10101723560682396_1600828577_n.jpg
Being able to post these things to this thread is the only thing that keeps me sane sometimes.
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Saturday, 29 September 2012 00:26 (eleven years ago) link
the "giving a fuck" well has to run dry at some point, right?
― these wilburys taste like wilburys (donna rouge), Saturday, 29 September 2012 00:44 (eleven years ago) link
Apparently not!
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Saturday, 29 September 2012 00:47 (eleven years ago) link
At least 12 times in little Jimmy's life someone gave a fuck.
― nickn, Saturday, 29 September 2012 00:52 (eleven years ago) link
No way. He built those.
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 29 September 2012 00:53 (eleven years ago) link
seriously though i have way less of a problem with give-a-fuck memes when they stay in the goddamn active voice. "not one fuck was given" is just AWFUL - - - dunno when exactly the passive voice became the property of nerds-turned-brassy-extroverts but it makes me cringe every time
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 29 September 2012 00:55 (eleven years ago) link
you have been giving too many fucks about this
― mookieproof, Saturday, 29 September 2012 01:48 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIQWRHJq_kE
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 29 September 2012 01:50 (eleven years ago) link
― the physical impossibility of sb in the mind of someone fping (silby), Friday, September 28, 2012 11:28 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
alienated irl people by laughing out loud at this at a party, as a result alienated myself
― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Saturday, 29 September 2012 03:16 (eleven years ago) link
worst part: no one asked if im ok
I like the idea of a book of the bible devoted to giants
― has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Saturday, 29 September 2012 03:17 (eleven years ago) link
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/77/321285-197573-colossus_super.jpg
apocryphal book where colossus comes to earth, fights goliath, teaches the indians how to read
― j., Saturday, 29 September 2012 03:21 (eleven years ago) link
dies of the legacy virus :(
― Mordy, Saturday, 29 September 2012 03:23 (eleven years ago) link
And God saw that they were lol hueg
― has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Saturday, 29 September 2012 03:38 (eleven years ago) link
― Mordy, Friday, September 28, 2012 11:23 PM Bookmark
http://comicdomwrecks.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/colossusreturn.jpg?w=630
But now Colossus has been raised from the dead, the first fruits of those who are intangible.
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 29 September 2012 04:14 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/304317_10151115169821262_375617849_n.jpg
― DavidM, Saturday, 29 September 2012 09:10 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/383514_10151111610926262_1742673565_n.jpg
― DavidM, Saturday, 29 September 2012 09:16 (eleven years ago) link
Would make a good sticker for the mirror in your car
― DJ Mooncup (NickB), Saturday, 29 September 2012 09:27 (eleven years ago) link
I love how hard it is to tell if some of these are parodies.
― Øystein, Saturday, 29 September 2012 09:30 (eleven years ago) link
oh mannnn if only i'd known i would have saved that twin peaks jpeg for "friendship set on fire"
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 29 September 2012 13:29 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/408842_479248188762864_270416557_n.jpg
making matters worse isn't this just a dumbed down version of a PBF comic
― zachylon (zachlyon), Saturday, 29 September 2012 13:38 (eleven years ago) link
http://pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF248-Transmission.jpg
― zachylon (zachlyon), Saturday, 29 September 2012 13:40 (eleven years ago) link
required 12 frames imho
― lag∞n, Saturday, 29 September 2012 15:02 (eleven years ago) link
just noticed moon is saying JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IS CONTAGIOUS
― zachylon (zachlyon), Sunday, 30 September 2012 00:10 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/284252_470597676305870_116413493_n.jpg
― Bananaman Begins, Sunday, 30 September 2012 10:16 (eleven years ago) link
never noticed that cool skull in that painting, junkies are badass
― Farrah Abraham had many songs/ many songs had Farrah Abraham (m bison), Sunday, 30 September 2012 12:17 (eleven years ago) link
lol @ nunchucks
― kinder, Sunday, 30 September 2012 12:46 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/150305_506460859383711_622349840_n.jpg
― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Sunday, 30 September 2012 17:11 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/267426_469398213094128_308974215_n.jpg
― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Sunday, 30 September 2012 17:13 (eleven years ago) link
tiger heads are one of the few naturally occurring perfect spheres in nature
― let's get the banned back together (schlump), Sunday, 30 September 2012 17:14 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/561090_415641828499914_1528162693_n.jpg
ive hit a cache of these
― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Sunday, 30 September 2012 17:16 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/298680_475517475802260_106624548_n.jpg
― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Sunday, 30 September 2012 17:17 (eleven years ago) link
Namaste Cafe
― Mordy, Sunday, 30 September 2012 17:18 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/60642_344880962273498_765713341_n.jpg
― Mordy, Sunday, 30 September 2012 17:19 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/402595_412801198774768_878364327_n.jpg
threatening
― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Sunday, 30 September 2012 17:20 (eleven years ago) link
wow new levels of whiny passive aggression with that one
― Arvo Pärt Chimp (Neil S), Sunday, 30 September 2012 17:21 (eleven years ago) link
I can't even imagine being able to have feelings this complicated.
― the physical impossibility of sb in the mind of someone fping (silby), Sunday, 30 September 2012 17:24 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/bUPov.jpg
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Sunday, 30 September 2012 19:20 (eleven years ago) link
that's worth recording on parchment
― Au Wazza Balcazar (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 30 September 2012 19:29 (eleven years ago) link
is that supposed to be in the style of a 18th century colonial tax decree
― clouds, Sunday, 30 September 2012 19:30 (eleven years ago) link
Bitches aint fhit but hoes and trickes
― Bananaman Begins, Sunday, 30 September 2012 19:39 (eleven years ago) link
I think you mean "ſhit"
― the physical impossibility of sb in the mind of someone fping (silby), Sunday, 30 September 2012 19:47 (eleven years ago) link
http://lc.fdots.com/cc/lc/e1/e1d2b41ae67c63629bddc72ac3833a1c.gif
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Sunday, 30 September 2012 19:47 (eleven years ago) link
I miss openbook. I think it was Dom who once, before they closed down, posted a link which showed all the ladies who had posted that quote. It was pretty amazing.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Sunday, 30 September 2012 19:49 (eleven years ago) link
ugghhhh, straight to the curb with anyone who would post that
― Death Grits 2 (WmC), Sunday, 30 September 2012 19:50 (eleven years ago) link
some sources attribute it to Marilyn Monroe but I don't go along with that
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Sunday, 30 September 2012 19:53 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah. I don't know if she actually said it or not but I've def seen it linked to her numerous times.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Sunday, 30 September 2012 19:55 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/4a6ZM.jpg
― barthes simpson, Sunday, 30 September 2012 19:56 (eleven years ago) link
wait so if I do nothing my girlfriend get a free servant?
― the physical impossibility of sb in the mind of someone fping (silby), Sunday, 30 September 2012 20:02 (eleven years ago) link
i can get behind the twyla tharp one. if she actually said it. it looks dopey when you put it like that, but kinda the story of my life. its one of the reasons i rarely feel the need to travel.
― scott seward, Sunday, 30 September 2012 20:38 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/423734_532387616778136_233230247_n.jpg
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Sunday, 30 September 2012 20:51 (eleven years ago) link
I'm not on facebook, so I don't get this stuff dumped on my doorstep regularly. What strikes me most is how dreadfully earnest so many of them are. These ones make me look like some irony-dripping, hard-faced cynic, who really should be ashamed of himself. The hoe one, not so much.
― Aimless, Sunday, 30 September 2012 21:01 (eleven years ago) link
Throughout my LiveI've willedI've walkedI've readI've talkedI knowI knowI've been here beforeeerrrryeyyeeeeeheeh
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 30 September 2012 21:42 (eleven years ago) link
!!
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 30 September 2012 21:43 (eleven years ago) link
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Sunday, September 30, 2012 3:53 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
it's sad how many quotes are misattributed to marilyn monroe or audrey hepburn rather than, like, writers
― zachylon (zachlyon), Sunday, 30 September 2012 22:01 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/563924_412525275469665_1201466979_n.jpg
― Mordy, Sunday, 30 September 2012 22:19 (eleven years ago) link
DEAR INTERNET FUCK YOU
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 30 September 2012 22:22 (eleven years ago) link
u_u
― gesange der yuengling (crüt), Sunday, 30 September 2012 22:23 (eleven years ago) link
could just as easily change that to GEEKS have unique powers. especially if they are dreaming of kara thrace and are prone to nosebleeds.
― scott seward, Sunday, 30 September 2012 22:38 (eleven years ago) link
our butts make poop
― zachylon (zachlyon), Sunday, 30 September 2012 23:06 (eleven years ago) link
unique?
― Mark G, Sunday, 30 September 2012 23:16 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/bi6m1.jpg
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Monday, 1 October 2012 01:26 (eleven years ago) link
quality shop
― goole, Monday, 1 October 2012 02:53 (eleven years ago) link
needs a dolphin
― the physical impossibility of sb in the mind of someone fping (silby), Monday, 1 October 2012 02:54 (eleven years ago) link
or a giant insect
― j., Monday, 1 October 2012 03:59 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/47951_10151211995462355_380683780_n.jpg
― (♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Monday, 1 October 2012 05:14 (eleven years ago) link
ew don't smile on me, god
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 1 October 2012 05:18 (eleven years ago) link
Scary clown god
― Autumnal the faun (ledge), Monday, 1 October 2012 08:17 (eleven years ago) link
Wait, God has a soul patch?!?
― DJ Mooncup (NickB), Monday, 1 October 2012 08:47 (eleven years ago) link
Can't take that guy seriously anymore now
― DJ Mooncup (NickB), Monday, 1 October 2012 08:48 (eleven years ago) link
I have seen the face of God. It was goofy.
― Three Word Username, Monday, 1 October 2012 09:35 (eleven years ago) link
Augh! Thats so creepy.
― frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Monday, 1 October 2012 10:20 (eleven years ago) link
Man, that Romney/Ryan kiss picture is mesmerising.
Ryan's suffered a horrible break in his left forearm. Romney has a Mr Fantastic-style stretchy arm which ends in a woman's hand with pretty bracelet and maintains a laser-focus death stare while kissing. They are being swallowed by a green, lumpy sea-creature just under the waterline - perhaps some kind of carnivorous sea cucumber? And why the fuck are they in the ocean in the first place?
― bizarro gazzara, Monday, 1 October 2012 10:36 (eleven years ago) link
A lot of these seem to be along the lines of "I'm a needy asshole. That's why you should put up with me!" Logic needs work.
― Get wolves (DL), Monday, 1 October 2012 11:46 (eleven years ago) link
"Sometimes I'm okay, but you won't realise it until you get around the fact I'm actually a total dick, and if you can't understand that you don't deserve to be reading this. So deal with it"
― This Is... The Police (dog latin), Monday, 1 October 2012 12:00 (eleven years ago) link
"Not only am I a total dick, I'm very fond of expressing myself exclusively in clichés!"
― ella fingerblast hurls forever (suzy), Monday, 1 October 2012 13:26 (eleven years ago) link
Vin Diesel posts a ton of these on his facebook page all starring himself. They are incredible.https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/252464_10151263450968313_1507502506_n.jpghttps://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/404162_10151204948263313_1669511503_n.jpghttps://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/300302_10151238504333313_1378113879_n.jpgNot sure if this last one is relevant to the thread but it is perfect sohttps://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/424623_10151238466848313_94638522_n.jpg
― o_o, Monday, 1 October 2012 16:38 (eleven years ago) link
holy shit are these for real?
amazing
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 1 October 2012 16:39 (eleven years ago) link
ohh m geee
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Monday, 1 October 2012 16:41 (eleven years ago) link
― the physical impossibility of sb in the mind of someone fping (silby), Sunday, September 30, 2012 1:24 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Monday, 1 October 2012 16:43 (eleven years ago) link
this is why Vin Diesel is one of my favorite people
― set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Monday, 1 October 2012 16:48 (eleven years ago) link
those are wonderful
― goole, Monday, 1 October 2012 17:34 (eleven years ago) link
lolol i think 'cleopatra serrano' is just somebody else on facebook
― goole, Monday, 1 October 2012 17:35 (eleven years ago) link
love ya vin
― We demand justice: who murdered Chanel? (Matt P), Monday, 1 October 2012 17:39 (eleven years ago) link
Andres Serrano in drag?
― ella fingerblast hurls forever (suzy), Monday, 1 October 2012 17:40 (eleven years ago) link
Vin!
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Monday, 1 October 2012 17:55 (eleven years ago) link
<3 vin
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Monday, 1 October 2012 18:15 (eleven years ago) link
vin diesel has 34.8 million fans on facebook o_O
― Roz, Monday, 1 October 2012 19:28 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/10615_10151018156976362_816439882_n.jpg
― gesange der yuengling (crüt), Monday, 1 October 2012 19:57 (eleven years ago) link
HARRUMPH
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 1 October 2012 19:58 (eleven years ago) link
what if you have a diploma, a job, nice clothes and weed
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Monday, 1 October 2012 19:58 (eleven years ago) link
I have a diploma, degree and a job and I am yet to be a Boss so I BEG TO FUCKING DIFFER
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 1 October 2012 19:59 (eleven years ago) link
Weed , drugs
― gesange der yuengling (crüt), Monday, 1 October 2012 19:59 (eleven years ago) link
Power and position make you a boss. A job just makes you a hoss.
― Aimless, Monday, 1 October 2012 20:07 (eleven years ago) link
IDG why some ecards killed its brand by letting anyone make them.
― has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Monday, 1 October 2012 20:09 (eleven years ago) link
― the physical impossibility of sb in the mind of someone fping (silby), Monday, 1 October 2012 22:26 (eleven years ago) link
Many of my bosses have had weed and other drugs. As well as rolexes and shit, which I assume is a form of swag.
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 01:10 (eleven years ago) link
Shit is not a form of swag. TRUST ME.
― a shark with a rippling six pack (Phil D.), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 01:18 (eleven years ago) link
lolll, well I meant like fancy cufflinks and power ties.
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 01:23 (eleven years ago) link
― zachylon (zachlyon), Sunday, September 30, 2012 7:06 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
like a boss
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 02:08 (eleven years ago) link
I have a friend who keeps posting pics like this
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/10280_526739640674349_1731880585_n.jpg
― The Most Typical and Popular Girl Rider (Crabbits), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 04:50 (eleven years ago) link
You know Vin Diesel's a massive D&D roleplayer geek, rite?
― frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 05:14 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=479829225371427&set=a.456449604376056.98921.367116489976035&type=1&ref=nf
― I got the Boyzone, I got the remedy (ledge), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 11:23 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/417360_479829225371427_858071102_n.jpg
it doesn't even work, shit was real all along.
― I got the Boyzone, I got the remedy (ledge), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 11:24 (eleven years ago) link
I know we've discussed the group before itt but it needs to be clarified that "I fucking love science" is the fucking worst.
― gesange der yuengling (crüt), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 11:50 (eleven years ago) link
I like the stuff I see from there when my friends post it, but I don't appreciate the cussing.
― how's life, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 11:51 (eleven years ago) link
I am getting heartily sick of shit from it, Takei style.
― frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 11:52 (eleven years ago) link
lol dark matter neutrons
shit just got REAL!!!
― clouds, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 11:55 (eleven years ago) link
yesterday someone asked me if I followed George takei and I overreacted
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 12:40 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/uCT1h.png
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 12:45 (eleven years ago) link
^_^
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 12:47 (eleven years ago) link
perfect..
― Mark G, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 13:05 (eleven years ago) link
before adding a classmate of mine to fb i asked her if she knew who george takei was — "the star trek guy?" "okay, cool"
― clouds, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 15:08 (eleven years ago) link
Oh, I know.
― purveyor of generations (in orbit), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 15:19 (eleven years ago) link
lol, is he?
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 15:19 (eleven years ago) link
you forgot "star of breakdancing instructional video"
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 15:20 (eleven years ago) link
xp May I remind you of a little movie called PITCH BLACK???
― purveyor of generations (in orbit), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 15:21 (eleven years ago) link
Well and then Riddick, which is actually far more D&Dish and far less defensible.
on the planned "Chronicles of Riddick" trilogy] We gave the script to the studio, I bought three leather binders. One said C1, one said C2 and one said C3. They all had locks on them and we only gave the key to C1 to the studio"
rumor has it he tried to seal them with dark magic but had to resort to a key
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 15:23 (eleven years ago) link
Oh the crushes I have had.
― purveyor of generations (in orbit), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 15:43 (eleven years ago) link
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 15:56 (eleven years ago) link
i lolled at this one
http://www.seriouseats.com/images/2012/10/20121002-ChipFaced-WillyWonkaMeme-Primary.jpeg
― sriracha bishop (get bent), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 18:12 (eleven years ago) link
http://soundcloud.com/garylucas/second-edition-vin-diesel-vs
Fragments of an aborted recording session at Battery Sound NYC in 1986 which brought together fledgling rapper Mark Sinclair--today better known as the actor Vin Diesel--and avant composer/dance music maven Arthur Russell in a project midwifed by Gary Lucas, who discovered Mark Sinclair rapping and break-dancing on the streets of the West Village, and greenlighted by Geoff Travis of Rough Trade Records and Barry Feldman of Upside/Logarhythm records.
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 18:14 (eleven years ago) link
are you shitting me
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 18:16 (eleven years ago) link
i just made this one:
http://s15.postimage.org/5ild4dykr/marleyeagle.jpg
― farte blanche (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 18:16 (eleven years ago) link
win
― set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 18:17 (eleven years ago) link
yeah that vin arthur russell thing is amazing
― farte blanche (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 18:17 (eleven years ago) link
like the balls of an eagle
― has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 18:21 (eleven years ago) link
so, so tired of anonymous native american "quotes" and proverbs with generic/offensive/inappropriate-for-the-supposed-source imagery attached
http://www.ahastories.com/Resources/copy.jpeg
http://krexy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Native-American-Quotes.jpg
http://suedreamwalker.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/proverb-native-american.jpg
http://krexy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Native-Quotes-Apache-Blessing.jpg
http://www.sawdustcityllc.com/product_images/h/428/5833_1__86822_zoom.jpg
― (♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 19:17 (eleven years ago) link
krexy.com
― Arvo Pärt Chimp (Neil S), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 19:19 (eleven years ago) link
a classic Native American poem http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Do_not_stand_at_my_grave_and_weep
― gesange der yuengling (crüt), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 19:22 (eleven years ago) link
etched into the cross-section of a log in Papyrus typeface
― gesange der yuengling (crüt), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 19:23 (eleven years ago) link
"indians"
― clouds, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 19:52 (eleven years ago) link
-ancient savage proverb
[gif of wolf in a neon headdress]
― (♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 20:04 (eleven years ago) link
A p a c h e B l e s s i n g
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 20:05 (eleven years ago) link
The looks on those two wolves' faces is quite ROFLicious.
― a shark with a rippling six pack (Phil D.), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 20:07 (eleven years ago) link
vin diesel arthur russel gary lucas soundcloud is blowing my mind
cultural wormhole.
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 20:09 (eleven years ago) link
“He’s not perfect. You aren’t either, and the two of you will never be perfect. But if he can make you laugh at least once, causes you to think twice, and if he admits to being human and making mistakes, hold on to him and give him the most you can. Smile when he makes you happy, yell when he makes you mad, and miss him when he’s not there. Because perfect guys don’t exist, but there’s always one guy that is perfect for you.” ~ Cherokee Wisdom ~
― (♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 20:09 (eleven years ago) link
"let's get real, could be multiple guys perfect for you"
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 20:10 (eleven years ago) link
"Be random." - ancient indian poem
― zachylon (zachlyon), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 20:16 (eleven years ago) link
-ancient savage proverb[gif of wolf in a neon headdress]
I have this on cassette
― gesange der yuengling (crüt), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 20:17 (eleven years ago) link
omg the worst ever
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/557693_443652985676030_531251197_n.jpg
― (♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 20:25 (eleven years ago) link
waht
― set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 20:26 (eleven years ago) link
the guy who posted it said "this is exactly right!"
― (♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 20:28 (eleven years ago) link
hahahahahahahaha omg
― set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 20:29 (eleven years ago) link
note the many "chemtrails" criss-crossing the American skies. pure wingnuttery!
― Aimless, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 20:30 (eleven years ago) link
bless his heart
― (♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 20:31 (eleven years ago) link
idk anybody on a dees/rense trip!
― goole, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 20:32 (eleven years ago) link
aside from (former) ilxors, i guess
― goole, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 20:33 (eleven years ago) link
???
― max, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 20:43 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/tuyRZ.jpg
― (♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 21:00 (eleven years ago) link
r.ip dom "cocheese" passantino
― We demand justice: who murdered Chanel? (Matt P), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 21:03 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/P4rzC.jpg
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 21:29 (eleven years ago) link
omg i'm losing it
― goole, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 21:35 (eleven years ago) link
it, lost
just found some ones i made when i was confounded by how many emo image macros were showing up on tumblr circa summer 2009:
http://i.imgur.com/Vqhft.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/fEcuD.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/fMJ9l.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/VfzPu.jpg
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 21:40 (eleven years ago) link
all of those would be huge hits
― goole, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 21:41 (eleven years ago) link
Figured I would chime in with some nerd hate:
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/541288_10100189067893420_1025124124_n.jpg
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 21:46 (eleven years ago) link
where is the universe where that person is dead i wanna go there
― clouds, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 21:55 (eleven years ago) link
Totally reposted the creedence one when you made it. Why? Because let's.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 22:54 (eleven years ago) link
awesome font on those. credence one looks beautiful.
― has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 01:43 (eleven years ago) link
haha i remember those gr80
― (♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 13:58 (eleven years ago) link
hahaha I so want to post that Allen West one
― a shark with a rippling six pack (Phil D.), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 14:04 (eleven years ago) link
this showed up on my FB feed today (savers is a local chain of thrift stores)
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/7B25649A-5C63-4BCD-BCAD-30C1B2077EC6-839-000000DE1F691619.jpg
― space dokken (Edward III), Thursday, 4 October 2012 00:17 (eleven years ago) link
lol at censored bathroom stall profanity
― the physical impossibility of sb in the mind of someone fping (silby), Thursday, 4 October 2012 00:20 (eleven years ago) link
that sort of stuff is all over the bathrooms at my university. I saw this one yesterday, it was my favorite
http://i.imgur.com/DOJHfl.jpg
― li'l sebastian, Thursday, 4 October 2012 00:24 (eleven years ago) link
pretty sure that's not a bathroom stall but it's savers so point taken
― space dokken (Edward III), Thursday, 4 October 2012 00:29 (eleven years ago) link
Sometimes they're OK.
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/s480x480/282200_2504127179478_262506985_n.jpg
― nickn, Thursday, 4 October 2012 05:40 (eleven years ago) link
Also this one.
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/s480x480/548149_3197044504958_2116460555_n.jpg
― nickn, Thursday, 4 October 2012 05:48 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/543292_10151439945178047_1301533582_n.jpg
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 4 October 2012 15:37 (eleven years ago) link
wait what
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 4 October 2012 15:38 (eleven years ago) link
also is anyone now singing the first panel to Dolly Parton's Love Is Like a Butterfly
oh man a couple people I know like that images/words series, I don't get it.
somewhat poetic words
superimposed over blurry photography
isn't like poignant
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Thursday, 4 October 2012 15:46 (eleven years ago) link
a softer world is a long running webcomic, not just a random thing
― the physical impossibility of sb in the mind of someone fping (silby), Thursday, 4 October 2012 15:47 (eleven years ago) link
Lloyd Cole song also
― Mark G, Thursday, 4 October 2012 15:48 (eleven years ago) link
did anyone say
it was a random thing
on the internet
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Thursday, 4 October 2012 15:54 (eleven years ago) link
my love WILL BURN YOU ALIVE IN YOUR HOME
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 4 October 2012 16:01 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/308031_10152149874435472_1114631787_n.jpg
― This Is... The Police (dog latin), Thursday, 4 October 2012 16:05 (eleven years ago) link
*facepalm*
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 4 October 2012 16:11 (eleven years ago) link
someone
AN === AND
― Mordy, Thursday, 4 October 2012 16:12 (eleven years ago) link
these last couple are particularly barftastic
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 4 October 2012 16:16 (eleven years ago) link
i can never figure out if a softer world is just wretched and barfy plus a bit of humor or if the whole thing is just bitter sarcasm
― zachylon (zachlyon), Thursday, 4 October 2012 17:06 (eleven years ago) link
That forest fire thing is surely showing the try-outs for the next Hood album cover.
― DJ Mooncup (NickB), Thursday, 4 October 2012 17:11 (eleven years ago) link
haha glad it wasn't just me that thought that
― it's the Suede/Denim secret police/they have come for your 90s niece (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 4 October 2012 17:35 (eleven years ago) link
this thread has inspired the flyer design for my new dj gig:http://i.imgur.com/xhYr0.jpg
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 4 October 2012 17:46 (eleven years ago) link
bob marley otm
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Thursday, 4 October 2012 17:48 (eleven years ago) link
ahahahaha
― zachylon (zachlyon), Thursday, 4 October 2012 17:54 (eleven years ago) link
― lag∞n, Thursday, 4 October 2012 18:33 (eleven years ago) link
in the future all things will be attributed to bob marley
― lag∞n, Thursday, 4 October 2012 18:34 (eleven years ago) link
"dem who sacrifice ganja for security deserve neither"
― has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Thursday, 4 October 2012 18:36 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/JGCGU.png
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 4 October 2012 18:40 (eleven years ago) link
ive gotten into global marly culture recently via observing that they have it everywhere in the entire whole world, india mexico new hampshire, everyone love bob
i went to a wedding in this summer at these rich friends of the grooms familys estate and at some point late in the night the teenage son of the owners and his international boarding school friends got on the wheels of steel and were djing the most ridiculous euro/isreali techno bangers, like they really thought they were up in the club all getting on the mic and imploring people to dance until sunrise, it was p hilarious, anyway when we finally convinced them after much pleading to shut it down around 3 the kid announces to the 8 remaining attendees this last song is dedicated to the best man in the entire world and no woman no cry poured like honey into our collective consciousness
― lag∞n, Thursday, 4 October 2012 18:50 (eleven years ago) link
post of the day.
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 4 October 2012 18:56 (eleven years ago) link
looooool
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 4 October 2012 18:59 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/s480x480/47910_10152139703600258_641476525_n.jpg
― how's life, Thursday, 4 October 2012 19:40 (eleven years ago) link
Your body will be found somewherealong this unpaved logging roadin Michigan
― goole, Thursday, 4 October 2012 19:42 (eleven years ago) link
OTM
― has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Thursday, 4 October 2012 19:47 (eleven years ago) link
That one might be by the Zodiac Killer
http://www.zodiackiller.com/images/pinescardback.jpg
― Tom Hardy & the Batbreakers (Phil D.), Thursday, 4 October 2012 19:54 (eleven years ago) link
irl lols @ Phil D
nicely done, sir
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 4 October 2012 19:59 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/581432_10151274809435407_879485999_n.jpg
Masturbator's charter imo.
― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 4 October 2012 21:16 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/533605_264845333636723_1096272486_n.jpg
LolzzLike This Page · September 18
FIRST ON FACEBOOK TO SHARE THIS....!!!!
LIKE AND SHARE..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Thursday, 4 October 2012 22:20 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/404108_481331235221226_1637563572_n.jpg
Ayup.
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 5 October 2012 02:32 (eleven years ago) link
Friend posted this head-smacker:
Facebook is now a publicly traded entity. It is recommended that all members post a notice similar to this, or if you prefer you can copy and paste this release. If you do not publish such a statement at least once, then you are indirectly allowing public use of such items as your photos and information contained in their status updates. PRIVACY NOTICE: Warning - any person and / or institution and / or Agent and / or Agency of any governmental structure including but not limited to the United States Federal Government also using or monitoring this website or any of its associated sites DO NOT have my permission to use any of my profile information nor any of the content contained herein including, but not limited to my photos, and / or the comments made about my photos or any other "picture" of art posted on my profile. You are hereby notified that it is strictly prohibited to disclose, copy, distribute, disclose or take any other action against me with regard to this profile and the contents herein. The previous prohibitions also apply to your employee, agent, student, or any personnel under your direction or control. The contents of this profile are private and confidential information and sensitive. The violation of my personal privacy is punishable by law. UCC 1-103 1-308
Just sayin.
― has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Friday, 5 October 2012 02:53 (eleven years ago) link
Not a FB image, this was actually in an online photospread about "lol i decorate with all thrift store junk!" in the Age, ad I was o_0
http://images.theage.com.au/2012/10/03/3685100/bnn1-496x620.jpg
― frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Friday, 5 October 2012 03:41 (eleven years ago) link
xpost yeah that one was going around right after the IPO and seems to have come back in the last week for no reason I can figure. smh.
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Friday, 5 October 2012 04:49 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/247231_373091789432989_571103329_n.jpg
― I got the Boyzone, I got the remedy (ledge), Friday, 5 October 2012 09:29 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/47492_450814781638031_1119046755_n.jpg
― Mordy, Friday, 5 October 2012 12:40 (eleven years ago) link
such an angry little weed.
― how's life, Friday, 5 October 2012 12:51 (eleven years ago) link
only wants to help...me eat all the cookies.
― scott seward, Friday, 5 October 2012 13:00 (eleven years ago) link
only wants to help...me watch 60 episodes of fresh prince of bel-air in a row.
― scott seward, Friday, 5 October 2012 13:01 (eleven years ago) link
(is also worth billions)
― lag∞n, Friday, 5 October 2012 13:04 (eleven years ago) link
^you're paying too much
― Ward Fowler, Friday, 5 October 2012 13:16 (eleven years ago) link
how much should i tip the delivery guy
― lag∞n, Friday, 5 October 2012 13:25 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s480x480/311260_505610422783703_259292385_n.jpg
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Friday, 5 October 2012 13:40 (eleven years ago) link
I like the way one cigarette pack seems to be screaming at the other and freaking it out with the knowledge that they kill 400,000 folks a year. xp
― insert witticism here (hypehat), Friday, 5 October 2012 13:44 (eleven years ago) link
yeah and the other one is like whatevs
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Friday, 5 October 2012 13:48 (eleven years ago) link
the pill just wants to hug it out
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Friday, 5 October 2012 13:59 (eleven years ago) link
genious
the margarita def seems like itd be the most chill to hang out with
― lag∞n, Friday, 5 October 2012 14:00 (eleven years ago) link
face kind of reminds me of kool-aid man
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Friday, 5 October 2012 14:05 (eleven years ago) link
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-U_Xop0R4VUs/UAe1bOeIZgI/AAAAAAAAFXo/YSn4ZSh2jsA/s1600/002.JPG
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Friday, 5 October 2012 14:07 (eleven years ago) link
stop drinkin the kool-aid sheeple.
― Bananaman Begins, Friday, 5 October 2012 14:11 (eleven years ago) link
Check out this treasure trove that how's life just posted on the Jenny McCarthy/vaccines thread: http://www.whale.to/
http://www.whale.to/c/291966_10151176505196368_588962296_n.jpg
http://www.whale.to/a/224421_386929618042160_1209266987_n.jpg
― Tom Hardy & the Batbreakers (Phil D.), Friday, 5 October 2012 15:24 (eleven years ago) link
whale.to is such a treasure of a site, truly one of the internet's great trove of wonders imho
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Friday, 5 October 2012 15:37 (eleven years ago) link
i definitely recommend doing random google image searches while using "site:whale.to" as a search operator
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Friday, 5 October 2012 15:39 (eleven years ago) link
Mayan Indian who is into spaceships
― has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Friday, 5 October 2012 15:40 (eleven years ago) link
because it's too O_O not to share again
http://www.whale.to/a/534439_354324334653869_1687636089_n.jpg
YAAAH! BADGERS!
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 5 October 2012 15:50 (eleven years ago) link
srsly, I had no idea what a wonderland of clusterfuck that whale.to site is
wowzers
i posted a badger picture on facebook this morning!
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/281013_10151849984247137_1261843637_o.jpg
― scott seward, Friday, 5 October 2012 15:52 (eleven years ago) link
i still don't know what the whole badger debate is about. i am pro-badger i think.
― scott seward, Friday, 5 October 2012 15:53 (eleven years ago) link
ok the internet 2 stealth bomber
― lag∞n, Friday, 5 October 2012 15:56 (eleven years ago) link
apparently they get culled to stop the spread of Bovine Tuberculosis - the Whale stuff is incomprehensible but wiki/googling yields actual words that make sense on the matter, lol
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 5 October 2012 15:57 (eleven years ago) link
(xpost)
xxxp Have you heard both sides? I don't think you just want to declare until you've heard both sides.
― Tom Hardy & the Batbreakers (Phil D.), Friday, 5 October 2012 15:58 (eleven years ago) link
"Sir, can I just leave you some literature on the badger issue?"
http://www.todayifoundout.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/honey-badger.jpg
― Tom Hardy & the Batbreakers (Phil D.), Friday, 5 October 2012 16:00 (eleven years ago) link
christ that thing looks like a gorilla
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 5 October 2012 16:01 (eleven years ago) link
"It's a very complicated issue, and I just don't want you to decide without hearing all the facts."
http://images.picturesdepot.com/photo/a/angry_badger_picture-69348.jpg
― Tom Hardy & the Batbreakers (Phil D.), Friday, 5 October 2012 16:03 (eleven years ago) link
thank u whale
http://www.whale.to/a/tb_and_badgers.html
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 5 October 2012 16:05 (eleven years ago) link
ugh try that again
http://i412.photobucket.com/albums/pp201/sharonjoy666/548355_488174811201935_1690056879_n.jpg
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 5 October 2012 16:07 (eleven years ago) link
I do not understand that dude's hair
― Technology of the Big Muff (DJP), Friday, 5 October 2012 16:10 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/profiles/brian-may-badgers-best-friend-8163734.html
Brian May, Badger's Best Friend + King of Hair
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 5 October 2012 16:15 (eleven years ago) link
I still do not understand
― Technology of the Big Muff (DJP), Friday, 5 October 2012 16:16 (eleven years ago) link
what's to understand
badgers are being culled, brian may is their friend
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 5 October 2012 16:18 (eleven years ago) link
he was in queen
― lag∞n, Friday, 5 October 2012 16:18 (eleven years ago) link
does befriending badgers make your hair into an 18th century wig?
― Technology of the Big Muff (DJP), Friday, 5 October 2012 16:19 (eleven years ago) link
he's always had awesome hair
the only difference between now and 40 years ago is it's grey
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/252/309348.jpg
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 5 October 2012 16:20 (eleven years ago) link
maybe this song will helphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jl3g7eYLnek
― zappi, Friday, 5 October 2012 16:21 (eleven years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 5 October 2012 16:21 (eleven years ago) link
another one bites the dust...r.i.p. badgers...
― scott seward, Friday, 5 October 2012 16:21 (eleven years ago) link
Fat badger girls, you made my rockin' world go 'round ;_;
― Tom Hardy & the Batbreakers (Phil D.), Friday, 5 October 2012 16:23 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/6AQNi.jpg
this guy is a blogger u shd prob listen to what he has to say
― lag∞n, Saturday, 6 October 2012 19:55 (eleven years ago) link
what kind of moron takes flash photos of themselves in front of scenery
― crisp apple morning (clouds), Saturday, 6 October 2012 21:12 (eleven years ago) link
much sharper than the kind of moron who uses adobe photoshops "layers" feature to place a photo of himself posing with binoculars in front of scenery.
― Poop (disambiguation) (Matt P), Saturday, 6 October 2012 21:18 (eleven years ago) link
*sigh* i have seen many shops in my time
― Poop (disambiguation) (Matt P), Saturday, 6 October 2012 21:19 (eleven years ago) link
no offence to jack barker but if bob marley had said that it might have mattered
― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 6 October 2012 23:03 (eleven years ago) link
"jack barker, political activist & blogger" ~ bob marley
― Perfect Chicken Forever (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 6 October 2012 23:10 (eleven years ago) link
"jack barker, political activist, blogger & bob marley"
― lag∞n, Saturday, 6 October 2012 23:17 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/539401_10151146131491598_1904590863_n.jpg
― (♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Sunday, 7 October 2012 00:11 (eleven years ago) link
-Native American
― (♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Sunday, 7 October 2012 00:12 (eleven years ago) link
"LET'S STOP FIGHTING OVER WHO WEBELIEVE CREATED THE PLANET, & WORKTOGETHER AGAINST THOSE THAT CHOOSETO DESTROY IT."
-a black
― zachylon (zachlyon), Sunday, 7 October 2012 00:19 (eleven years ago) link
are you guys seriously friends with people who post this shit? that native american one would be instant never speak to them again, for me
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 7 October 2012 06:45 (eleven years ago) link
unless it's like, your mom or something, i guess.
someone is always someone's mom
― j., Sunday, 7 October 2012 07:04 (eleven years ago) link
I dont get those lame ones but I get tons of crap from "i fucking love science" and "sexy athiests" ugh.
― Una Stubbs' Tears (Trayce), Sunday, 7 October 2012 07:40 (eleven years ago) link
ugh at that sexy atheists page.
Sexy Atheists asked a question.YesterdayWould you have my babies?Only if they are bacon flavored108 votes
Only if they are bacon flavored108 votes
― how's life, Sunday, 7 October 2012 11:11 (eleven years ago) link
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
- A Hindoo
― Bananaman Begins, Sunday, 7 October 2012 11:50 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/ySrL4.jpg
― lag∞n, Sunday, 7 October 2012 12:36 (eleven years ago) link
i only ignore the poor because of the weird spandex guy, i am afraid of him and will do whatever he wants
― lag∞n, Sunday, 7 October 2012 12:38 (eleven years ago) link
before the 20th century he wasnt around iirc
john beggar
― how's life, Sunday, 7 October 2012 14:19 (eleven years ago) link
did they get an actor to play the crusty hobo?
― crisp apple morning (clouds), Sunday, 7 October 2012 14:24 (eleven years ago) link
weird spandex guy looks as if he's crept up to snap pedestrian's neck, allowing one last frozen-eyed glance at the hobo he so callously ignored
― qiqing, Sunday, 7 October 2012 23:35 (eleven years ago) link
"Let's stop worrying about kids who have two dads and start worrying about kids who don't even have one"- The drummer for Gay Dad
― has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Monday, 8 October 2012 02:45 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/485876_10152160274855573_1695608194_n.jpg
'making music'.
― Una Stubbs' Tears (Trayce), Monday, 8 October 2012 09:29 (eleven years ago) link
Also, hello shitty font made worse by shitty jpg compression.
needs to say:Bruce Dickinson (pilot)
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Monday, 8 October 2012 14:21 (eleven years ago) link
"I don't understand all these fish swimming around in this barrel"
― has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Monday, 8 October 2012 14:28 (eleven years ago) link
To be fair to Bruce Dickinson, that reads like some unformed, off-the-cuff remarks, maybe on a radio talk show or something, just kind of musing on the topic. It's only when it's recast as a Stately Proclamation from a Serious Thinker that it sounds really stupid and overblown.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 8 October 2012 15:09 (eleven years ago) link
lets not sit around being fair to brusce dickenson shall we
― lag∞n, Monday, 8 October 2012 16:22 (eleven years ago) link
someone should re-do one of the 'native american proverb' ones from upthread with the lyrics to "run to the hills"
― some dude, Monday, 8 October 2012 16:28 (eleven years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 8 October 2012 16:32 (eleven years ago) link
i like to imagine bruce dickinson going around train stations trying to introduce people to buskers
this one is gonna CUT DEEP FOR YOU YOU CYNICS
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/61100_4793695287413_542423806_n.jpg
― rap game klaus nomi (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 8 October 2012 16:34 (eleven years ago) link
do me a teeny weeny favor ok?
― rap game klaus nomi (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 8 October 2012 16:35 (eleven years ago) link
ya sure lady just as soon as you shut down the sarcasm club, burn
― lag∞n, Monday, 8 October 2012 16:36 (eleven years ago) link
sure, now go away
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 8 October 2012 16:36 (eleven years ago) link
i liked Negative Committee's first 7 inch
― rap game klaus nomi (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 8 October 2012 16:39 (eleven years ago) link
Is it me? Or is there something odd about a multi-thousand post thread where ilxors endlessly reproduce on the internet hundreds of images from the internet that they hate?
― Aimless, Monday, 8 October 2012 16:42 (eleven years ago) link
shh
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 8 October 2012 16:45 (eleven years ago) link
hey aimless:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-JjfylF_AzWc/TmWedPkbwxI/AAAAAAAAD5w/gxD3XoQ_AcI/s1600/drawing+smad+14+haters+w800.jpg
― rap game klaus nomi (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 8 October 2012 16:47 (eleven years ago) link
the negative committe convened an emergency meeting in my head upon seeing that image
― has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Monday, 8 October 2012 16:55 (eleven years ago) link
ee
better: trying to introduce buskers to Chad Kroeger - this would make a great reality show IMO
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 8 October 2012 17:17 (eleven years ago) link
Not Asian enough? Not even with that Sumo wrestler's haircut?
― Bananaman Begins, Monday, 8 October 2012 18:36 (eleven years ago) link
― Aimless, Monday, October 8, 2012 12:42 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
you say "reproduce" like they're painstakingly drawing them by hand from memory and not, y'know, taking 5 seconds to cut & paste the URL after seeing stumbling across it
― some dude, Monday, 8 October 2012 18:46 (eleven years ago) link
and here I thought I said "reproduce" as if they were reproducing them. smdh
― Aimless, Monday, 8 October 2012 18:51 (eleven years ago) link
wait is there some way to post these things without painstakingly drawing them by hand from memory
― lag∞n, Monday, 8 October 2012 18:56 (eleven years ago) link
ysi?
lol I'm picturing ppl birthing them
sorry
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 8 October 2012 18:56 (eleven years ago) link
twitter wisdom!
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/429224_498032373541079_397710930_n.jpg
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Monday, 8 October 2012 18:57 (eleven years ago) link
Dare I say Josiah Bartlet otm?
― has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Monday, 8 October 2012 19:03 (eleven years ago) link
I am kinda sick of people going on and on about how Honey Boo Boo is such a shock to their bourgeois sensibilities
― gesange der yuengling (crüt), Monday, 8 October 2012 19:04 (eleven years ago) link
honey boo hoo right, suck it up folks
― lag∞n, Monday, 8 October 2012 19:05 (eleven years ago) link
honey boo boo is sorta the logical endpoint of the reality tv genre so I think anyone who watcbes reality tv is in some way responsible
― iatee, Monday, 8 October 2012 19:06 (eleven years ago) link
watcbes is a new term I just came up w/
― iatee, Monday, 8 October 2012 19:07 (eleven years ago) link
hey u gonna watcbes that new honey boo boos 2nite
― lag∞n, Monday, 8 October 2012 19:08 (eleven years ago) link
no I'm gonna hulu honey boo boo later
― iatee, Monday, 8 October 2012 19:09 (eleven years ago) link
hulbu
― lag∞n, Monday, 8 October 2012 19:10 (eleven years ago) link
according to wikipedia honey boo boo is produced by 'authentic entertainment'
― iatee, Monday, 8 October 2012 19:12 (eleven years ago) link
in a way this is an artisanal american tv show
― iatee, Monday, 8 October 2012 19:13 (eleven years ago) link
if the shows is so bad don't watch it
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Monday, 8 October 2012 19:29 (eleven years ago) link
is honey boo boo more or less problematic than lena dunham
― www.toilet-guru.com (silby), Monday, 8 October 2012 19:40 (eleven years ago) link
lol at artisanal
― (♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Monday, 8 October 2012 19:53 (eleven years ago) link
Derp.
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/552388_478953128792559_693427759_n.jpg
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Monday, 8 October 2012 20:00 (eleven years ago) link
and yet I can't quit ilx
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 8 October 2012 20:03 (eleven years ago) link
we care.
― gesange der yuengling (crüt), Monday, 8 October 2012 20:04 (eleven years ago) link
It's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it.
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Monday, 8 October 2012 20:08 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/10/04/fashion/the-gospel-according-to-pinterest.html
― s.clover, Monday, 8 October 2012 20:45 (eleven years ago) link
"Pinterest Power-User #4"
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 8 October 2012 20:49 (eleven years ago) link
“It’s one thing for a family member to tell you to get yourself together,” Ms. Martinez said. “It’s quite another when a person you follow on Pinterest presents some sound advice with a great typeface on a pretty background.”
conversation is dead. font it to me or gtfo
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 8 October 2012 20:51 (eleven years ago) link
Things that could be an Onion article... (that last quote).
― nickn, Monday, 8 October 2012 20:58 (eleven years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 8 October 2012 21:02 (eleven years ago) link
was just about to type that. the bit about the quotes being so inspirational she pins them to the fridge, as well
― it's the Suede/Denim secret police/they have come for your 90s niece (DJ Mencap), Monday, 8 October 2012 21:02 (eleven years ago) link
pinterest just needs one good serial killer
― lag∞n, Monday, 8 October 2012 21:19 (eleven years ago) link
"i didn't think i would be able to hang in there, baby, but if that kitten on the tree branch could do it, then dammit, i can too"
― some dude, Monday, 8 October 2012 21:25 (eleven years ago) link
lagoon otm
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 8 October 2012 21:30 (eleven years ago) link
“The ones that get many repins usually have to do with boosting our self-esteem and self-love,” Ms. Tsang said. Her favorites include “I Think I Like Who I Am Becoming,” which she herself turns to as a pick-me-up when things get tough.
drake lyrics are really gonna flood this thing post-yolo, huh
― some dude, Monday, 8 October 2012 21:32 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/398364_477966282236317_1567667287_n.jpg
one person constantly posts these joeks that are inspired by the farts people have walking between spencer's and hot topic. they all come from "shit happens" and "for shits and giggles" and "I LOVE TO LAUGH!" i won't post anymore. half of them are from those websites that i think force uploaders to have the motivational poster frame? and they all end up being pictures inside multiple motivational poster jokes. remember when that shit was riffing on motivational posters
― zachylon (zachlyon), Monday, 8 October 2012 22:41 (eleven years ago) link
asleepscratchyfarty
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 8 October 2012 22:44 (eleven years ago) link
honey boo boo says more about america in 30 minutes than 24 hours of C-SPAN or MSNBC combined
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Monday, 8 October 2012 23:11 (eleven years ago) link
--Bob Marley
bob marley never stops being funny to me now lol
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 8 October 2012 23:24 (eleven years ago) link
i am sorry
bob marley's timeless wisdom follows me wherever i mention it
― zachylon (zachlyon), Monday, 8 October 2012 23:27 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.facebook.com/dialog/oauth?client_id=334615854173&redirect_uri=https%3A%2F%2Fquotes.mysocialsoftware.com%2Fapp%2F334615854173%2F%3Ffb_source%3Dsearch%26ref%3Dts%26fref%3Dts&state=c23a4e635c1f80dba57e87d9b33f49a0&scope=publish_actions&redirect_uri=https%3A%2F%2Fapps.facebook.com%2Fbobmarleysphiloso-hs%2F%3Ffb_source%3Dsearch%26ref%3Dts%26fref%3Dts%26ref%3Dlogon2%26oref%3Dts
― crisp apple morning (clouds), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 02:08 (eleven years ago) link
oops: bob marley philosophy
― crisp apple morning (clouds), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 02:09 (eleven years ago) link
ha my god not sure whether to click that
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 02:11 (eleven years ago) link
oh i did it couldnt resist
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 02:14 (eleven years ago) link
Pages about running are full of this shit.
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/552598_450862321631488_2076242771_n.jpg
― (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 06:02 (eleven years ago) link
http://fatgirlusa.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/omg-wtf-bbq-op.jpg
― sriracha bishop (get bent), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 06:12 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/75665_448621195188934_295340667_n.jpg
― (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 06:19 (eleven years ago) link
I worry about the health of the girl on the bottom left of get bent's image!
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 06:22 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgflip.com/4cwf.jpg
― (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 06:26 (eleven years ago) link
sorry for the glut of posting, but seriously, what??
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/66569_447214181996302_212700636_n.jpg
― (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 06:44 (eleven years ago) link
Runners with body hate issues are the wine snob drunks of the eating disorder world.
― Three Word Username, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 06:59 (eleven years ago) link
-- Bob Marley
"My name is Ronnie Nijmeh, and I'm going to tell you how I took a silly little blog and turned it into an online goldmine for traffic, sales leads and offline PR."
http://www.plr.me/about
― sriracha bishop (get bent), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 07:17 (eleven years ago) link
old man yells at mud.
― Una Stubbs' Tears (Trayce), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 08:09 (eleven years ago) link
― Three Word Username, Tuesday, October 9, 2012 2:59 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
heh
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 13:59 (eleven years ago) link
Brains think they are so fucking smart.
― Aimless, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 17:18 (eleven years ago) link
TBH I have no idea what this means, but if Bob Marley said it, it's probably true.
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 20:26 (eleven years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljzidjBSLT1qcfu4co1_500.jpg
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 20:40 (eleven years ago) link
what if I watch The Soup?
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 20:43 (eleven years ago) link
what if it's snooki's book
― zachylon (zachlyon), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 20:44 (eleven years ago) link
what if you're on vacation and you're just sitting on a park bench watching the actual jersey shore
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 20:45 (eleven years ago) link
wait
books are ALIVE?????
― Technology of the Big Muff (DJP), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 20:46 (eleven years ago) link
lots of suicides end up being attempted suicides, even for books
― We demand justice: who murdered Chanel? (Matt P), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 20:46 (eleven years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgtn5te1GM1qhpl6wo1_500.jpg
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 20:57 (eleven years ago) link
what the shit
― www.toilet-guru.com (silby), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 20:57 (eleven years ago) link
BUT YOU JUST HAD TO WATCH JERSEY SHORE
― zachylon (zachlyon), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 20:57 (eleven years ago) link
what in the fuck gr80!?
― Una Stubbs' Tears (Trayce), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 21:08 (eleven years ago) link
that caption should really read YOU SAID SIX SEASONS AND A MOVIE
― Technology of the Big Muff (DJP), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 21:09 (eleven years ago) link
xpost holy shit
― rap game klaus nomi (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 21:13 (eleven years ago) link
I wish that was a forever21 ad, lol
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 21:23 (eleven years ago) link
holy shit at gr8080's
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 21:30 (eleven years ago) link
judging from what shes holding in her hand forever was promised via the medium of a childs handmade valentine in which case you may being taking this too seriously the whole class got them
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 21:31 (eleven years ago) link
i fucking love suicide
― balls, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 21:32 (eleven years ago) link
btw huge lol at 'if my heart feels like quitting it should make the call'
― balls, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 21:33 (eleven years ago) link
^SHUT UP HART IM THE BOSS HERE AND WHAT I SAY IN A MACRO GOES
― qiqing, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 21:41 (eleven years ago) link
How is dead girl still holding on to the valentine?
― emilys., Wednesday, 10 October 2012 03:49 (eleven years ago) link
rigor mortis
― ian curtis e. bear (electricsound), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 03:56 (eleven years ago) link
emotionally manipulitive rigor mortis xp
― zachylon (zachlyon), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 03:58 (eleven years ago) link
la petite mortis
― *buffs lens* (schlump), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 03:58 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/Wy6KO.jpg
― barthes simpson, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 13:22 (eleven years ago) link
wow
http://www.facebook.com/misternevergiveup
― barthes simpson, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 13:23 (eleven years ago) link
Clicked on that link, first post was an Ayn Rand quote followed by a steady stream of inane quotes from 'Unknown'. Almost the Platonic ideal of Facebook bullshit!
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 13:29 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/2dkHp.jpg
― barthes simpson, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 13:59 (eleven years ago) link
staypozitive
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 14:03 (eleven years ago) link
You can't make memories from being upset, hurting and crying?
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 14:04 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/VvDi7.png
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 16:37 (eleven years ago) link
dat girl look cold btw
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 16:39 (eleven years ago) link
i was looking for nipple-on
― thread lock holiday (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 16:44 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/552658_10152009844362837_1258087340_n.jpg
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 16:49 (eleven years ago) link
LIFE ROCK IS NOT DEAD
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 16:50 (eleven years ago) link
"YOU! YES YOU! IN THE FRONT, POSTING MY PICTURE ON FACEBOOK!"
― has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 16:54 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/CAOJa.jpg
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 20:42 (eleven years ago) link
her eyes look like philip rivers mouths, it's freaking me out
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 20:45 (eleven years ago) link
oprah 'not surprised' her eyes look like philip rivers mouths
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 20:46 (eleven years ago) link
http://30fps.mocksession.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/2012-October-7-22-46-28.jpg
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 21:09 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/lri3u.jpg
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 11 October 2012 00:21 (eleven years ago) link
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 11 October 2012 00:23 (eleven years ago) link
i don't understand babies so my first thought was that it peed all over the bikini and then ate it
― zachylon (zachlyon), Thursday, 11 October 2012 00:24 (eleven years ago) link
I have seen > 0 moms in bikinis in my life
― www.toilet-guru.com (silby), Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:07 (eleven years ago) link
Yo Mom, sorry I inferred that you're fat from that other FB post. I'm worth it. Love, babby.
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:11 (eleven years ago) link
people calling themselves fat through the avatar of a stock image baby is just, i dunno
― zachylon (zachlyon), Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:18 (eleven years ago) link
do moms post that, or, uh, babies?
― has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:19 (eleven years ago) link
babbies...from the womb O_O
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:20 (eleven years ago) link
yeah, I had a feeling that was the sentiment of pro-lifers, not people with babies
― has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:21 (eleven years ago) link
lol really?
Pretty sure it's just cheesy-ass moms.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:22 (eleven years ago) link
"Yo mom, I heard you like color on your sofa, so I colored on your sofa, so that way you can have color on your sofa"
― has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:22 (eleven years ago) link
-- Babe Marley
it was posted on fetusbook
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:23 (eleven years ago) link
I have a couple on my feed who would totally post that.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:23 (eleven years ago) link
"most women get abortions bc they don't wanna get all fat"
-todd akin
― zachylon (zachlyon), Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:23 (eleven years ago) link
yeah I'm sure there are cutesy moms who would post that, it just sounds like something a condescending pro-lifer might post
― has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:24 (eleven years ago) link
as always with these fking things it's not so much the sentiment as the goddamn layout that MAKES ME CRAZY
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:25 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/246678_311208408986373_1182475895_n.jpg
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:25 (eleven years ago) link
I'm far from being considered a model but, I'm me.
― www.toilet-guru.com (silby), Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:26 (eleven years ago) link
whoa that i love my pjs comes out of nowhere
― lag∞n, Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:26 (eleven years ago) link
babies are of course worth it. I have watched the same 1 min video of K sitting in her high chair screeching and then looking pleased with herself about 100 times in the last three days.
― has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:27 (eleven years ago) link
because,
babies are cute and all, and parenthood isspecial,
but whoever makes these,should be strung up
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:27 (eleven years ago) link
even if I never get to wear my bikini again
how is that NOT a bob marley xp
― zachylon (zachlyon), Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:27 (eleven years ago) link
lol joe
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:28 (eleven years ago) link
fyi if I love you I do it with my whole Heart
http://ponderingsfrompluto.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/heart_70s.jpg
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:29 (eleven years ago) link
if you have to impersonate yr baby in an image macro you might be having second thoughts
― lag∞n, Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:29 (eleven years ago) link
<3 <3
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:30 (eleven years ago) link
Some people love me, some like me, some hate me. I have done good. I have done bad. I love my pj's.
W T F
― lag∞n, Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:31 (eleven years ago) link
lol still laughing at your post
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:31 (eleven years ago) link
I don't exercise. I eat too much. I wear ugly clothing. I make no effort to make myself presentable, really. I'm kind of depressed, and I stopped trying a long time ago. But I'm me. I'm real. Love me.
― has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:31 (eleven years ago) link
i have done bad
― I have done bad. I love my pj's (zachlyon), Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:32 (eleven years ago) link
I think maybe the PJs is supposed to be a seperate thought entirely and given what follows I'm pretty sure the author is saying "Listen, I don't care what you think, I'm going to Shaw's in my PJ pants. Hate on, bitches".
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:33 (eleven years ago) link
I've got this weird bump on the back of my neck. Sometimes I sneeze onto my sweater. I have this weird discolored tooth. I love my grandma. I fart when I eat too much dairy.
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:33 (eleven years ago) link
I have done bad. I love my pj's.I have done bad. I love my pj's.I have done bad. I love my pj's.I have done bad. I love my pj's.I have done bad. I love my pj's.I have done bad. I love my pj's.I have done bad. I love my pj's.I have done bad. I love my pj's.I have done bad. I love my pj's.
-b. marley
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:33 (eleven years ago) link
i fucking hate pyjamas
― ian curtis e. bear (electricsound), Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:34 (eleven years ago) link
I have done bad... I won't change!!
― lag∞n, Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:34 (eleven years ago) link
She loves her pjs with her whole Heart.
― Aimless, Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:34 (eleven years ago) link
maybe she means the short-lived eddie murphy animated series
― has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:34 (eleven years ago) link
I love my Nancy Wilson pjs
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:35 (eleven years ago) link
why r only ladies encouraged to put that on their status, some of us gents love our pj's and have committed unspeakable acts too.
― lag∞n, Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:36 (eleven years ago) link
I have committed numerous wartime atrocities and was tried at Nuremberg. I love my pjs.
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:37 (eleven years ago) link
does the person have like actual, multiple scars? what kind of history is she talking about, knifefights?
― has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:37 (eleven years ago) link
knifefights, appendicitis, badly scraped knee
― lag∞n, Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:39 (eleven years ago) link
something to do with wrestling wild boar perhaps
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:39 (eleven years ago) link
laproscopies, lots of them
Frontal lobotomy, botched "I ♥ pyjamas" tattoo
― qiqing, Thursday, 11 October 2012 02:07 (eleven years ago) link
They're probably emotional scars.
― tokyo rosemary, Thursday, 11 October 2012 02:49 (eleven years ago) link
this thread is fuckin hilarious. i want to c+p like 15 things i just read into excelsior
― (♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Thursday, 11 October 2012 02:49 (eleven years ago) link
my teeth are horrible, I'm gaining weight, I don't understand twelve-tone, I only like one Li'l Flip song
― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Tuesday, November 21, 2006 10:47 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― some dude, Thursday, 11 October 2012 02:56 (eleven years ago) link
― (♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Thursday, 11 October 2012 03:00 (eleven years ago) link
dyyyyyyyyyyyying at the last page or two of this
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 11 October 2012 03:02 (eleven years ago) link
I'm random and crazy.
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 11 October 2012 12:11 (eleven years ago) link
I'm random and crazy, no change I can't change I can't change my mold, naw naw
― crisp apple morning (clouds), Thursday, 11 October 2012 12:14 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/553552_452660121453440_1828770442_n.jpg
― Mordy, Thursday, 11 October 2012 13:14 (eleven years ago) link
http://christiannewwave.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/simple-minds-band.jpg
― Tom Hardy & the Batbreakers (Phil D.), Thursday, 11 October 2012 13:18 (eleven years ago) link
that's a bold non sequitur
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 11 October 2012 13:18 (eleven years ago) link
if people judge you for your mistakes, just feel sorry for them, because you don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 11 October 2012 13:20 (eleven years ago) link
okay that last one makes no fucking sense
― crisp apple morning (clouds), Thursday, 11 October 2012 13:21 (eleven years ago) link
x-post - lol dying
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 11 October 2012 13:25 (eleven years ago) link
at first when i was reading that I thought it was boring, but then it turned out to be so crazy and random!
― has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Thursday, 11 October 2012 13:47 (eleven years ago) link
I eat food.
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 11 October 2012 13:51 (eleven years ago) link
i have scars yet have no history.
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 11 October 2012 13:53 (eleven years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbl816XVEO1rosfy6o1_500.jpg
Cut the crap! Period.
― This Is... The Police (dog latin), Thursday, 11 October 2012 13:57 (eleven years ago) link
woops
― This Is... The Police (dog latin), Thursday, 11 October 2012 13:58 (eleven years ago) link
that one's itt already, a few days back
― it's the Suede/Denim secret police/they have come for your 90s niece (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 11 October 2012 13:59 (eleven years ago) link
awww...
― This Is... The Police (dog latin), Thursday, 11 October 2012 14:00 (eleven years ago) link
personally I like to imagine Bruce is talking about the Iron Maiden album 'X Factor' on which he does not feature
― it's the Suede/Denim secret police/they have come for your 90s niece (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 11 October 2012 14:00 (eleven years ago) link
Funny thing is, that's actually true!
― Mark G, Thursday, 11 October 2012 14:02 (eleven years ago) link
English people don't say "cut the crap" or "period". We say "this is poo" and "full stop".
― This Is... The Police (dog latin), Thursday, 11 October 2012 14:03 (eleven years ago) link
Unless it's the Clash's last album, where they say both
― Mark G, Thursday, 11 October 2012 14:12 (eleven years ago) link
I think you'll find the words were "this is England" Mark.
― Professor Giff (NickB), Thursday, 11 October 2012 14:15 (eleven years ago) link
"Poo" doesn't even scan. Unless it's poooo-ooooo
The full version is : "Cut the Crap", this is poo, except for "This is England" full stop.
― Mark G, Thursday, 11 October 2012 14:16 (eleven years ago) link
"by Russian Proverb"
http://sphotos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/75618_10151266564243760_349905554_n.jpg
― Arvo Pärt Chimp (Neil S), Thursday, 11 October 2012 15:26 (eleven years ago) link
oops
― Arvo Pärt Chimp (Neil S), Thursday, 11 October 2012 15:27 (eleven years ago) link
Slapped with the truthAnd you're to blameI've been kissed...With a lie
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 11 October 2012 15:28 (eleven years ago) link
Slap me once, shame on you...
― This Is... The Police (dog latin), Thursday, 11 October 2012 15:29 (eleven years ago) link
Baby! I compare you to a kiss from a lie on the gray...background
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 11 October 2012 15:32 (eleven years ago) link
trans: I like to think of my lack of social grace as candour
― thread lock holiday (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 11 October 2012 15:33 (eleven years ago) link
"what's the matter, are my truthbombs too REAL for you?"
― Arvo Pärt Chimp (Neil S), Thursday, 11 October 2012 15:35 (eleven years ago) link
He Slapped Me (And It Felt Like the Truth)
― Three Word Username, Thursday, 11 October 2012 15:35 (eleven years ago) link
just an awful looking macro
― (♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Thursday, 11 October 2012 15:42 (eleven years ago) link
Better to be slapped with an awful looking macro of the truth
― Always try to avoid setting up future opportunities for kicking yourself (ledge), Thursday, 11 October 2012 15:43 (eleven years ago) link
http://simpsonswiki.net/w/images/thumb/f/fc/Gary_Busey.png/250px-Gary_Busey.png
Now Joe can't come within 500 feet of Mary. He also can't call her, or burn his name in gas on her lawn. I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, Joe is me. And Mary is a composite of 12 different women and a small independent film company all of whom couldn't deal with me because I'm too real.
― Tom Hardy & the Batbreakers (Phil D.), Thursday, 11 October 2012 15:44 (eleven years ago) link
Russian Proverb is Bob Marley's nom de plume fyi
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 11 October 2012 16:03 (eleven years ago) link
Truth hits everybody and I hope the Russians slap their children too - Bob Marley
― Professor Giff (NickB), Thursday, 11 October 2012 16:08 (eleven years ago) link
dying
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 11 October 2012 16:10 (eleven years ago) link
don't let liars slip you the tongue I think is what Russian Proverb is trying to say iirc
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 11 October 2012 16:11 (eleven years ago) link
aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha at sting
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 11 October 2012 16:12 (eleven years ago) link
that's my soul up there
― crisp apple morning (clouds), Thursday, 11 October 2012 16:17 (eleven years ago) link
"That's My Soul Up There" -- Bob "Russian" Proverb
― Tom Hardy & the Batbreakers (Phil D.), Thursday, 11 October 2012 16:19 (eleven years ago) link
Their Logic Ties Me Up And Rapes Me: Most Henious Lyrics By Sting & The Police
lot of good Deep Thoughts macro material here, folks, let's get cracking
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 11 October 2012 16:20 (eleven years ago) link
"A stone's throw from JerusalemI walked a lonely mile in the moonlightAnd though a million stars were shiningMy heart was lost on a distant planetThat whirls around the April moonWhirling in an arc of sadness"- Native Russian American
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 11 October 2012 16:21 (eleven years ago) link
One day in a nuclear age, they may understand our rage. They build machines that they can't control, and bury the waste in a great big hole. Power was to become cheap and clean...grimy faces were never seen.
But deadly for twelve thousand years is carbon fourteen.
WE WORK THE BLACK SEAM TOGETHER.CLEAN COAL TECHNOLOGY: AMERICA'S FUTURE.romney/ryan 2012, share if you agree!!!
21,104 shares 3030 comments
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 11 October 2012 16:23 (eleven years ago) link
if people judge you for your mistakesset them free (free free, set them free)
― crisp apple morning (clouds), Thursday, 11 October 2012 16:24 (eleven years ago) link
"Feed me, you can beat me. I will love you till I die.But don't ask for admiration and don't ever ask me why."
-- Kurt Vonnegut
― Tom Hardy & the Batbreakers (Phil D.), Thursday, 11 October 2012 16:24 (eleven years ago) link
"De doo doo doo, de dah dah dahIs all I want to say to you"
- Bill Clinton
― Tom Hardy & the Batbreakers (Phil D.), Thursday, 11 October 2012 16:25 (eleven years ago) link
You gotta fill her up with JesusYou gotta fill her up with lightYou gotta fill her up with spiritYou've gotta fill her up with faithYou gotta fill her up with heavenYou've got the rest of life to faceYou've gotta fill her up right awayYou've gotta fill her up with babiesYou've gotta fill her up with this wayYou're gonna love that girl foreverYour gonna fill her up for lifeYou're gonna be her loving husbandShe gonna be your loving wifeYou've gotta fill her up with gladness.You gotta fill her up with joy!
itt: sting instructs you how to be a man
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 11 October 2012 16:28 (eleven years ago) link
Oh the Russians yes they slap I
― has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Thursday, 11 October 2012 16:34 (eleven years ago) link
-- I_RAPE_PEOPLE_II
― there is no dana, only (goole), Thursday, 11 October 2012 16:34 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/302540_474573565899057_1267184600_n.jpg
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Thursday, 11 October 2012 16:55 (eleven years ago) link
Based on the typeface I'd say someone did that up on their System 7 mac...
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Thursday, 11 October 2012 16:56 (eleven years ago) link
rottenecards indeed
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 11 October 2012 16:58 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/46554_10151140180288283_1090493844_n.jpg
― --bob marley (lag∞n), Thursday, 11 October 2012 21:50 (eleven years ago) link
when life gives you lemons, make pain.
wait.
when life gives you rainbows, make it rain.
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 11 October 2012 21:57 (eleven years ago) link
Everyone wants wisdom, but no one wants adversity.But you can't make a bloodbath without a little perversity
Uh, you can make a rainbow with a garden hose.
― Øystein, Thursday, 11 October 2012 22:05 (eleven years ago) link
you can't hug a baby with a pain rainbow
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 11 October 2012 22:25 (eleven years ago) link
I swear to god it sounds like Dave Mustaine writes half these
Peace sells, but who's buying - Bob Marley
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 11 October 2012 22:26 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.scenicreflections.com/files/Megadeth%20Holy%20Wars%20Wallpaper__yvt2.jpg
― Øystein, Thursday, 11 October 2012 22:30 (eleven years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 11 October 2012 22:49 (eleven years ago) link
arafat shown there in conflict with his constant nemesis, yorick
― zvookster, Thursday, 11 October 2012 22:58 (eleven years ago) link
Oh no! As of November 4, 2004, metalprovider.com will be shutting down!
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Thursday, 11 October 2012 23:09 (eleven years ago) link
THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON IMAGE MACROS
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/524903_494288163923280_754612527_n.jpg
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 12 October 2012 00:04 (eleven years ago) link
really interesting range of attitudes of the subject towards its extended mind-brain across these macros
― www.toilet-guru.com (silby), Friday, 12 October 2012 00:47 (eleven years ago) link
as far as what capacities, impulses, and decisions are ascribed to "the brain", implying the complementary set of capacities, impulses, and decisions the subject ascribes to "itself", its "true desires", possibly its "soul" or "morals"
― www.toilet-guru.com (silby), Friday, 12 October 2012 00:49 (eleven years ago) link
"Recognizes all of its problems / Decides to change nothing" on the other hand seems to have a more physicalist worldview
― www.toilet-guru.com (silby), Friday, 12 October 2012 00:50 (eleven years ago) link
"Insists you forgot something / won't tell you what it is" posits an adversarial relationship between "the brain" and the subject. "The brain" is capable of injecting the subject's awareness with a troubling thought, which the subject believes it should be able to resolve through further consultation with "the brain", but finds itself unable to do so, contributing to the subject's feeling of alienation from "the brain"'s role in its extended mind-brain.
― www.toilet-guru.com (silby), Friday, 12 October 2012 00:52 (eleven years ago) link
most philosophically provocative image macros itt basically
― www.toilet-guru.com (silby), Friday, 12 October 2012 00:53 (eleven years ago) link
Thanks to this thread I've been reminded of the existence of that godwaful Sting "work the black seam" song which I had FORGOTTEN ALL ABOUT for TWENTY YEARS thanks for nothing u guyz ;_;
― Una Stubbs' Tears (Trayce), Friday, 12 October 2012 01:05 (eleven years ago) link
blame marley bro
― --bob marley (lag∞n), Friday, 12 October 2012 03:17 (eleven years ago) link
This is a cool thread, but now I feel like such a grouch whenever I log into basefook.
― This Is... The Police (dog latin), Friday, 12 October 2012 09:09 (eleven years ago) link
Haha yes I'm getting the same thing. Between txt image memes, takei reposts, sexy athiests and people with fucking moustaches painted on I want to nuke my whole friends list :(
― Una Stubbs' Tears (Trayce), Friday, 12 October 2012 09:26 (eleven years ago) link
either i don't have a lot of friends who post these things or i've just unsubscribed from their posts already
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Friday, 12 October 2012 09:55 (eleven years ago) link
I get none of the schmaltzy stuff, but I get endless science/athiest/takei crap.
― Una Stubbs' Tears (Trayce), Friday, 12 October 2012 10:10 (eleven years ago) link
Mostly from a guy I recently friended who is a foaf who Ive never met and Im starting to get annoyed by.
― Una Stubbs' Tears (Trayce), Friday, 12 October 2012 10:11 (eleven years ago) link
the stuff that's been getting reposted from "i fucking love science" has been kinda pervy in the last couple days.
― borscht and bikinis (how's life), Friday, 12 October 2012 10:18 (eleven years ago) link
i scientifically love fucking
― crisp apple morning (clouds), Friday, 12 October 2012 13:21 (eleven years ago) link
and right on cue:
http://thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=youre_not_a_nerd
― has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Friday, 12 October 2012 14:35 (eleven years ago) link
hahaha that page is great.
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Friday, 12 October 2012 15:46 (eleven years ago) link
good bacon shoutout there too
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 12 October 2012 15:46 (eleven years ago) link
yeah at first I was like "what ilxor made this page"
― has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Friday, 12 October 2012 15:47 (eleven years ago) link
lol I can't believe that Maddox dude is still going. And that his website still looks like it did in 1998.
― Roz, Friday, 12 October 2012 16:01 (eleven years ago) link
I've also heard that he's nothing like his internet persona in real life and is a very nice man who lives with his mother.
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Friday, 12 October 2012 16:16 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah well so was Norman Bates.
― Tom Hardy & the Batbreakers (Phil D.), Friday, 12 October 2012 16:18 (eleven years ago) link
hah i was just thinking abt that guy the other day but i couldnt remember his name or really anything abt him just this faint feeling of internets past
― --bob marley (lag∞n), Friday, 12 October 2012 17:56 (eleven years ago) link
I remember a lot of brightly colored bold fonts on black backgrounds and thinking 'why do ppl like this guy'?
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 12 October 2012 17:57 (eleven years ago) link
cause he said what angry male teenagers were thinking.
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Friday, 12 October 2012 17:58 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.anthonybasich.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Live-Your-Life-Today.jpg
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Friday, 12 October 2012 18:29 (eleven years ago) link
Like the washing-up for example
― where is el airoporto? (dog latin), Friday, 12 October 2012 18:30 (eleven years ago) link
genocide
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 12 October 2012 18:31 (eleven years ago) link
vacuuming, picking up dog shit, etc...
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Friday, 12 October 2012 18:38 (eleven years ago) link
showering, shaving
― www.toilet-guru.com (silby), Friday, 12 October 2012 18:42 (eleven years ago) link
pushing that button
― kinder, Friday, 12 October 2012 18:43 (eleven years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 12 October 2012 18:46 (eleven years ago) link
https://itunes.apple.com/app/id560247431
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Friday, 12 October 2012 23:44 (eleven years ago) link
boooooooo
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 12 October 2012 23:50 (eleven years ago) link
Really cool concept! Plus it makes me feel a little more creative with my thoughts!!
― j., Saturday, 13 October 2012 02:37 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/7hUW6.jpg
shit forest m8
― --bob marley (lag∞n), Saturday, 13 October 2012 13:30 (eleven years ago) link
Thought that was attributed to "T.I." at first, was like, wow, he's entered an unexpected contemplative, back-to-nature phase in his lyrics.
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 13 October 2012 15:03 (eleven years ago) link
DJ DRAMA PRESENTS...THE MAJESTY OF NATURE VOL.1
― rap game klaus nomi (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 13 October 2012 15:04 (eleven years ago) link
ha i thought the same
― --bob marley (lag∞n), Saturday, 13 October 2012 15:05 (eleven years ago) link
lol me too!
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 13 October 2012 17:19 (eleven years ago) link
might as well put this here
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/938_455174881202111_1811728576_n.jpg
― gesange der yuengling (crüt), Sunday, 14 October 2012 08:55 (eleven years ago) link
"really I entertain no illusions of ever holding a powerful office, but hey."
― fires on the 'splain (clouds), Sunday, 14 October 2012 11:24 (eleven years ago) link
There is no responsible way to instantly reduce federal spending by $1.4 trillion *bang* like that, any more than you can stop or turn an supertanker on a dime.
― Aimless, Sunday, 14 October 2012 17:57 (eleven years ago) link
http://f.cl.ly/items/0h3p413t3l0R3q2A3A1n/god.jpg
― max, Monday, 15 October 2012 18:06 (eleven years ago) link
looks like a bastardized Star Trek font
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 15 October 2012 18:15 (eleven years ago) link
http://farm1.staticflickr.com/120/294155768_f14da39f4a.jpg
??
― there is no dana, only (goole), Monday, 15 October 2012 18:21 (eleven years ago) link
eh not quite
you used to be my romeo, let it all go --bob marley
― --bob marley (lag∞n), Monday, 15 October 2012 18:30 (eleven years ago) link
"back with another one of those block rockin' beats" - LTJ Bukem
― rap game klaus nomi (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 15 October 2012 18:36 (eleven years ago) link
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Monday, 15 October 2012 18:36 (eleven years ago) link
This is a slight detour, but I've been having IA that I need to get out of my system over this one self identifying geek on my Facebook feed who keeps posting garbage like this:
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/523838_10101758630896406_123027247_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/524923_10101758579050306_529634012_n.jpg
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Monday, 15 October 2012 20:23 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/553591_365303820221424_1656452906_n.jpg
how does something so simple end up so ugly, how difficult can it be
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Monday, 15 October 2012 23:04 (eleven years ago) link
ye gods
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 15 October 2012 23:05 (eleven years ago) link
450 comments so far btw, meaning 450 people were totally cool with getting a notification every five minutes about this picture
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Monday, 15 October 2012 23:06 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/57917_418637284857617_1613995643_n.jpg
― Mordy, Monday, 15 October 2012 23:12 (eleven years ago) link
ok that made me lol
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 15 October 2012 23:13 (eleven years ago) link
would camp
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Monday, 15 October 2012 23:18 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah I like the disco tent. Sorta.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 00:01 (eleven years ago) link
Nerds, why:
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/579431_10152208547065204_777587790_n.jpg
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 00:43 (eleven years ago) link
I'm sorry, nerd pictures are apparently also really huge.
sry guyz this classic is way funnier:
http://imagemacros.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/discount_tent_imagelarge.jpg
― www.toilet-guru.com (silby), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 03:32 (eleven years ago) link
mmm..
http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_250/MI0001/620/MI0001620923.jpg?partner=allrovi.com
― Mark G, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 09:16 (eleven years ago) link
OK nobody posted this anywhere afaik, but I found this googling and uh...
http://www.famousquotesabout.com/quoteImage/313/wreaths-quotes.jpg
― a worthy pioner! (weatheringdaleson), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 09:31 (eleven years ago) link
"To be or not to be, that is the question whether tis nob" - famousquotes.com
― give me back my 200 dollars (NotEnough), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 09:33 (eleven years ago) link
"alas, poor yorick! I knew him ho"
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 10:30 (eleven years ago) link
"If thou dost marry, I'll give thee this plague for thy dowry. Be thou as chaste as ice, as pure as snow, thou shalt not escape Calum"
― Three Word Username, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 10:34 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/LKTgN.png
― max, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 12:04 (eleven years ago) link
hmmm i know who else i'd like to shoot in the head
― thread lock holiday (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 12:06 (eleven years ago) link
first encountered the discount tents joke in an issue of the Beano 20 years or so ago. I guess someone must have explained it to me
― it's the Suede/Denim secret police/they have come for your 90s niece (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 12:11 (eleven years ago) link
No results found for "winter of our disco taint"
― jiff boycott (NickB), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 12:32 (eleven years ago) link
trio of discount shakespeare quotes just now has me LOLing
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 13:54 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/69120_501550319855951_381083688_n.jpg
posted with "we're going in the wrong direction" as the caption
― (♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 22:17 (eleven years ago) link
like
wtf
― (♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 22:18 (eleven years ago) link
we should totally be at war you guyswaitnm
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 22:24 (eleven years ago) link
I mean, you can't really argue with the logic of those completely unrelated photographs with no historical context, can you?
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 22:50 (eleven years ago) link
still lolling at "Grim visaged war hath smoo"
― michael bolton's reckless daughter (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 22:56 (eleven years ago) link
Those out-of-context photos were carefully curated to represent an historically accurate fantasy world.
― Aimless, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 22:58 (eleven years ago) link
http://deniskitchen.com/docs/bios/bios.shmoo.bw.jpg
His visage don't look so grim to me...
― Plasmon, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 23:18 (eleven years ago) link
haha that was on reddit a few days ago
― max, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 23:30 (eleven years ago) link
BRING BACK THE SHAH
how are any of these things related, really
― (♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 00:18 (eleven years ago) link
How is ANYTHING related, really
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 00:29 (eleven years ago) link
people held signs then, and people hold signs now
― (♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 00:34 (eleven years ago) link
people looked cooler in the 70's
― flopson, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 00:38 (eleven years ago) link
They looked like us back then = things were better then.
― nickn, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 00:50 (eleven years ago) link
it used to be you didn't have to dress head to toe in only one color. what happened?
― *triumphant sauce horns* (crüt), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 00:52 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/76196_129778663835804_2128431176_n.jpg
sorry to derail from a real issue but this pisses me off
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 00:56 (eleven years ago) link
for those not IN THE INTERNET KNOW, it's almost an exact copy of another dumb lost dog sign that's been popular for many moons, this one's just personalized to their dumb dog
who DOES that
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 00:58 (eleven years ago) link
GIS teaches me this is a 'thing'
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 01:00 (eleven years ago) link
http://katieandmeg.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/look-at-this-dog.png
http://i.imgur.com/nsAMS.jpg
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 01:01 (eleven years ago) link
none of these are the original
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 01:02 (eleven years ago) link
WHAT DOES ANYONE GET OUT OF THIS
Imaginary big-ups for creativity.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 02:45 (eleven years ago) link
one of those is original
― Mordy, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 02:46 (eleven years ago) link
this is the original iirc, i might be wrong
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_MqTxQ-TT83A/SYdQsxjk-fI/AAAAAAAAAC0/EOt2MgaePwI/s400/Look+At+This+Dog.jpg
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 02:52 (eleven years ago) link
ya thats the one i remember, and that dog does look p awesome
― --bob marley (lag∞n), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 03:00 (eleven years ago) link
lol, was about to say the same
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 03:01 (eleven years ago) link
Cool name for a dog too. Huskies rule.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 03:05 (eleven years ago) link
Then again, it reads like "haul a big truck up to the back yard, take the dog! Password=Xerxes"
― Mark G, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 07:28 (eleven years ago) link
Kinda sorta related: my wedding DJ friend had a hell of a time a couple fo years back when at least once a month, one of the couples would insist on doing those big orchestrated first dance things where they do "the history of dance" or whatever that youtube was. The thing is, they would want him to edit together the music, but the tunes they want would be EXACTLY TEH SAME as the youtube video. smdh
― give me back my 200 dollars (NotEnough), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 08:23 (eleven years ago) link
I thought the originator of that dog thing was this:
http://fridaymixtape.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/have-you-seen-this-cat-colo.jpg
― Colonel Poo, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 08:39 (eleven years ago) link
The dog one has to seem incredibly rude if put on the same lamppost as an actual missing dog poster. Original cat one is concise enough to stand out as not a missing animal one once you get below the picture to the punchline.
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 14:10 (eleven years ago) link
"my cat that i've had for 10 years has gone missing, please help"
"lol my dog eats kraft singles AWESOME"
― bryan "radical" ferry (clouds), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 14:21 (eleven years ago) link
haha, yes
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 14:31 (eleven years ago) link
that Lionel Ritchie one was better
― ざっぴ (zappi), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 14:41 (eleven years ago) link
It would be more impressive to find a dog that refuses to eat kraft singles.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 14:54 (eleven years ago) link
it would be more impressive to find something more disgusting than that image
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 14:54 (eleven years ago) link
I had a dog that ate Showaddywaddy singles..
(OK, I made that up , still..)
― Mark G, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 15:14 (eleven years ago) link
I had a ponyHer name was LuciferYes, I had a ponyHer name was LuciferShe broke her leg and needed shootingI swear it hurt me more than it coulda hurted her
Not lost - just wanted you to know how awesome my pony was
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 15:24 (eleven years ago) link
Old Sheppie has gone where the good doggies goApplebee's
― Mark G, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 16:17 (eleven years ago) link
the actual worst ever
http://sphotos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/405297_10150789173508364_946744699_n.jpg
― (♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 16:19 (eleven years ago) link
-innovated the metal genre in a profound way
― --bob marley (lag∞n), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 16:20 (eleven years ago) link
that is the best way to innovate something tbf
― C-3PO Sharkey (Phil D.), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 16:22 (eleven years ago) link
i like how that assumes one type of struggle with drug addiction is morally superior to another
― rap game klaus nomi (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 16:26 (eleven years ago) link
i was wondering how you had an exploitative wrestle with addiction
― a pass-agg to indier (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 16:29 (eleven years ago) link
as if it is her fault that it was exploitative
― (♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 16:30 (eleven years ago) link
is a famous dead pop star, is a less famous dead metal dudei don't like pop and possibly women so im POed
^is really all this should have said
― (♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 16:31 (eleven years ago) link
yep
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 16:32 (eleven years ago) link
obscure viking metal not as popular as whitney houston INJUSTICE!
― michael bolton's reckless daughter (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 16:37 (eleven years ago) link
as if the press weigh up validity of artists before giving them publicity OH THE INJUSTICE
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 16:44 (eleven years ago) link
and if he was plastered all over TMZ they'd be apopleptic over the tabloid journos missing the 'facts'
SHUTUPYOU MORONS
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 16:45 (eleven years ago) link
Look guys it's cool because he's just sayin'. Nothing's wrong if you're just sayin'. Just sayin'.
― Get wolves (DL), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 16:54 (eleven years ago) link
My dog listens to Kraftwerk singles.
― nickn, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 18:54 (eleven years ago) link
my dog was the first dog playing daft punk to the rock puppies
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:12 (eleven years ago) link
unexcelsiorable, bcz hueg context necessary, but AWESOME!
― Aimless, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:22 (eleven years ago) link
TY
― nickn, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:24 (eleven years ago) link
DL otm. "Just sayin'" is the ultimate in passive aggression.
― Arvo Pärt Chimp (Neil S), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:30 (eleven years ago) link
just playin' but I'm sayin'
― michael bolton's reckless daughter (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:41 (eleven years ago) link
aimless, just pick the posts you want...
― Mark G, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:15 (eleven years ago) link
Blech.
https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/10/15/HcSLhrnpMEWx9JDdln7JhQ2.jpg
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:28 (eleven years ago) link
BAD SPELLERS GET CHLAMIDYIA
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:29 (eleven years ago) link
ironically, I misspelled chlamydia
*calls doctor*
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:30 (eleven years ago) link
what the hell does:
"how can an individual be supported to reflect on an incident"
even mean?
― i dox in yellow gox dox socks (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:31 (eleven years ago) link
those how can an individual questions are just as fucking dumb which i guess one would expect from the mastermind that made that
― a pass-agg to indier (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:32 (eleven years ago) link
i u new abt grammar then u wld no
― --bob marley (lag∞n), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:32 (eleven years ago) link
also i only got
how can an individual how can an individual make money how can an individual get rich how can an individual influence an organization
― a pass-agg to indier (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:33 (eleven years ago) link
i guess the internet and texting has made everyone think that anything that isn't written like "o hai i poopee n ur hed kthx bai" is high literature
― a pass-agg to indier (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, October 17, 2012 5:33 PM (9 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
if you are logged into gmail or google plus you might get different search results than other people i think?
― i dox in yellow gox dox socks (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:33 (eleven years ago) link
hmmm
how does one become a lord how does one way glass work how does one become a sir how does one join the illuminati
― a pass-agg to indier (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:34 (eleven years ago) link
grammer winnar
― --bob marley (lag∞n), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:35 (eleven years ago) link
xpostyou're a peeping tom freemason
― i dox in yellow gox dox socks (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:35 (eleven years ago) link
dude i logged out of gmail nothing seems to change, maybe i have to clean out the cookies too
― a pass-agg to indier (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:36 (eleven years ago) link
maybe ur already in the illuminati
― --bob marley (lag∞n), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:37 (eleven years ago) link
in what sense in what sense is the uk constitution unwritten in what sense are all magnets electromagnets in what sense are we star stuff
― a pass-agg to indier (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:38 (eleven years ago) link
xp dammit self-doxxed
i think uk google probably just sucks tbh
in what sense fucking magnets how do they work
― --bob marley (lag∞n), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:39 (eleven years ago) link
"How can an individual get mono" is the second result I got.
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:40 (eleven years ago) link
it pretends that nothing begins with "what the fuck" too
― a pass-agg to indier (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:40 (eleven years ago) link
what do you get ifwhat do you get if you multiply six by ninewhat do you get if you kill dwaynewhat do you get if you win the hunger gameswhat do you get if you join the dawnguard
― boxall, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:41 (eleven years ago) link
main takeaway is that people who are unnecessarily verbose with their vague questions get a lot more STDs
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:42 (eleven years ago) link
this is my first one word for word lol:
"how can an individual how can u"
― i dox in yellow gox dox socks (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:42 (eleven years ago) link
Strange coincidence:
Just typed in "How may I"
and it came up with:
How may I help youHow may I help you lyricsHow may I address youHow may I help you sikth
Earlier today on Facebook, someone was asking about djent music. I looked it up and came across a familiar band, Sikth, who just happen to come from a town away from me and are associated with djent. My cookies are cleared and I'm not logged into google.
― make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:43 (eleven years ago) link
also "how can you" gets the same results as "how can u"
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:44 (eleven years ago) link
which is more appropriate ms or mrs which is more appropriate hispanic or latino which is more appropriate miss or ms which is more appropriate the mean or the median
i love google games
― a pass-agg to indier (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:44 (eleven years ago) link
what do you get if you win the Google games
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 23:00 (eleven years ago) link
you can get more results if you use the settings option on the results page - under Search Settings: Google Instand Predictions: select 'Never Show Instant Results' and you'll get the 10-result dropdown on the main page
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 23:06 (eleven years ago) link
sweet, thanks VG :)
― a pass-agg to indier (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 23:07 (eleven years ago) link
the way it's worded seems kinda counterintuitive but, shrug, it works
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 23:08 (eleven years ago) link
how can an individual get more results on Google
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 23:15 (eleven years ago) link
remember googlewhacking
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 23:51 (eleven years ago) link
― (♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Thursday, 18 October 2012 00:39 (eleven years ago) link
googlewhacking? ah, yes. (acquires far off look)
On Ask A Drunk, we created a symposium ("Paralytic Tomes and Carbuncular Aphorisms: An Online Symposium") designed solely to create googlewhacks for others to find and claim. Perhaps someday I will restore it, since it disappeared in the process of Greenspun subsiding into a stagnant puddle.
The Inventor of The Googlewhack, Mr. Gary Stock, banned this page. He responded to my inquiry into this as follows:
(The page was...) littered with nonsensical word sequences and lists. That site alone contributed two percent of all whacks in the last week of April. People were beginning to simply surf that site to find a goofy list, and submit a string of whacks from each page. That particular page does include, for example, this sequence: Kippered Hoopoe with Lungfish Chutney Chilled Bushbabies in Aspic Glorious Figwort Smorgasbord Creamed Cryptospores a la Greque Balkan-Style Tallowy Croissants Ungulate Fritters with Cream Gravy Moussaka with Pineal Sweetbreads Snouty Mulligatawny Stew Ursine Viscera with Wasabi Crusty Disemboweled Goshawks on Toast Cassowarys in Ghee Crunchy Analgesic Nougats Dipped in Chocolate Farinaceous Remoulade of Pork Curlews Parmigiana Carmelized Owlet Festooned with Agglutinated Pinfeathers Hoarfrost Provencal Uncle Rabelais's Pantagruelian Goulash Authentic Afghani Glutinous Burgoo Yammering Scholiasts Stewed in Barleywine Which contributed nearly a dozen whacks in as many minutes back in April. Not cool.
That particular page does include, for example, this sequence:
Kippered Hoopoe with Lungfish Chutney Chilled Bushbabies in Aspic Glorious Figwort Smorgasbord Creamed Cryptospores a la Greque Balkan-Style Tallowy Croissants Ungulate Fritters with Cream Gravy Moussaka with Pineal Sweetbreads Snouty Mulligatawny Stew Ursine Viscera with Wasabi Crusty Disemboweled Goshawks on Toast Cassowarys in Ghee Crunchy Analgesic Nougats Dipped in Chocolate Farinaceous Remoulade of Pork Curlews Parmigiana Carmelized Owlet Festooned with Agglutinated Pinfeathers Hoarfrost Provencal Uncle Rabelais's Pantagruelian Goulash Authentic Afghani Glutinous Burgoo Yammering Scholiasts Stewed in Barleywine
Which contributed nearly a dozen whacks in as many minutes back in April. Not cool.
― Aimless, Thursday, 18 October 2012 01:07 (eleven years ago) link
I was especially proud of the Yammering Scholiasts Stewed in Barleywine. Mr. Stock was a humorless prat.
― Aimless, Thursday, 18 October 2012 01:12 (eleven years ago) link
Not cool.
― --bob marley (lag∞n), Thursday, 18 October 2012 01:13 (eleven years ago) link
amazing forgotten ilx history
― (♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Thursday, 18 October 2012 01:14 (eleven years ago) link
i remember walking past some little theater and I stopped and read the description of what was going on there and it was a one man show abt a guy who gets obsessed w googlwhacking
― --bob marley (lag∞n), Thursday, 18 October 2012 01:17 (eleven years ago) link
Dave Gorman?
― ざっぴ (zappi), Thursday, 18 October 2012 01:23 (eleven years ago) link
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 18 October 2012 01:23 (eleven years ago) link
"sir... our data is showing that two percent of ALL whacks are coming from one discrete website!""find it... isolate it... and shut it down."
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 18 October 2012 01:24 (eleven years ago) link
― (♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Thursday, 18 October 2012 01:25 (eleven years ago) link
http://insidepulse.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/wargames_view_at_norad.png
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 18 October 2012 01:26 (eleven years ago) link
Balkan-Style Tallowy Croissants
sumptuous
― --bob marley (lag∞n), Thursday, 18 October 2012 01:30 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/DwIQV.jpg
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Thursday, 18 October 2012 01:58 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/75160_506163399394036_1195084507_n.jpg
― there is no dana, only (goole), Thursday, 18 October 2012 03:21 (eleven years ago) link
hahaha i might post that
― (♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Thursday, 18 October 2012 03:22 (eleven years ago) link
hahahaha that is great
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 18 October 2012 03:22 (eleven years ago) link
that is from bill hitchert which is probably against the rules of this thread
― there is no dana, only (goole), Thursday, 18 October 2012 03:48 (eleven years ago) link
yeah bh definitely a ringer but that is still fantastic
― balls, Friday, 19 October 2012 00:32 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/69713_543900208960452_662063600_n.jpg
― (♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Friday, 19 October 2012 01:43 (eleven years ago) link
It is sad to think that Obama's vision that includes all] our citizens also includes a few of those citizens on a kill list. TY fucked up Bush administration for even thinking such a thing was thinkable. TY Obama administration for not having the guts to repudiate such a terrible idea.
You wanna kill US citizens for what amounts to treason? OK then, follow the US Constitution, which provides clear guidelines for how it must be done.
― Aimless, Friday, 19 October 2012 02:15 (eleven years ago) link
Ah, what do you know, you're Aimless.
― Mark G, Friday, 19 October 2012 09:55 (eleven years ago) link
When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the two beers.A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full.. The students responded with a unanimous 'yes.'The professor then produced two beers from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space between the sand.The students laughed.."Now," said the professor as the laughter subsided, "I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things--your family, your children, your health, your friends and your favorite passions--and if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house and your car. The sand is everything else--the small stuff.""If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life.If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff you will never have room for the things that are important to you.Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.Spend time with your children. Spend time with your parents. Visit with grandparents. Take your spouse out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house and mow the lawn.Take care of the golf balls first--the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand."One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the beer represented. The professor smiled and said, "I'm glad you asked. The beer just shows you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of beers with a friend."
A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.
The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.
The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full.. The students responded with a unanimous 'yes.'
The professor then produced two beers from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space between the sand.The students laughed..
"Now," said the professor as the laughter subsided, "I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things--your family, your children, your health, your friends and your favorite passions--and if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house and your car. The sand is everything else--the small stuff."
"If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life.
If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff you will never have room for the things that are important to you.
Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.
Spend time with your children. Spend time with your parents. Visit with grandparents. Take your spouse out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house and mow the lawn.
Take care of the golf balls first--the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand."
One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the beer represented. The professor smiled and said, "I'm glad you asked. The beer just shows you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of beers with a friend."
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Friday, 19 October 2012 12:43 (eleven years ago) link
WHO WRITES THIS SHIT??
― bryan "radical" ferry (clouds), Friday, 19 October 2012 12:46 (eleven years ago) link
loooooool
― bansplain (electricsound), Friday, 19 October 2012 12:51 (eleven years ago) link
"If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls."
That's not even true.
― Eyeball Kicks, Friday, 19 October 2012 12:54 (eleven years ago) link
play another 18...
― scott seward, Friday, 19 October 2012 12:54 (eleven years ago) link
What kind of philosophy class was it? Degree level?
― Mark G, Friday, 19 October 2012 13:16 (eleven years ago) link
Macro Studies 101
― make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Friday, 19 October 2012 13:27 (eleven years ago) link
play golf, dont clean yr house, the bold recipe for happiness
― --bob marley (lag∞n), Friday, 19 October 2012 15:08 (eleven years ago) link
The professor then got uniformly terrible feedback from his students, was fired, and lived out his days penniless and alone.
― emil.y, Friday, 19 October 2012 15:23 (eleven years ago) link
and lived on sandy beer
― Mark G, Friday, 19 October 2012 15:29 (eleven years ago) link
if the mayonnaise jar was full I would enjoy that story a lot more
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 19 October 2012 16:36 (eleven years ago) link
or just rearrange that sentence so it's in english
thought there was going to be mayonnaise involved somehow.
― continental op (doo dah), Friday, 19 October 2012 16:39 (eleven years ago) link
"I'm glad you asked. The mayonnaise just shows you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a jar of mayonnaise with a friend."
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 19 October 2012 16:40 (eleven years ago) link
Hmm.
― continental op (doo dah), Friday, 19 October 2012 16:42 (eleven years ago) link
the mayonnaise shows you that life is shit
― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 19 October 2012 16:45 (eleven years ago) link
"There's always room for golf balls and sand in your beer" -Richard Feynman
― Øystein, Friday, 19 October 2012 17:05 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/269979_412879695433156_211462452_n.jpg
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Friday, 19 October 2012 17:05 (eleven years ago) link
ha neil gaiman doesn't know how to spell the word 'something'
― Mordy, Friday, 19 October 2012 17:06 (eleven years ago) link
what if yr mistake is not being out there doing something
― --bob marley (lag∞n), Friday, 19 October 2012 17:06 (eleven years ago) link
haha didnt think of that comic book guy
if you're not out there doing something it means you're not making any mistakes
― ogmor, Friday, 19 October 2012 17:15 (eleven years ago) link
He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.He asked once more if the jar was full.. The students responded with a unanimous 'yes.'
He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.
He asked once more if the jar was full.. The students responded with a unanimous 'yes.'
Students, the answer is 'no'!
― jim, Friday, 19 October 2012 17:16 (eleven years ago) link
students there is a pattern here do u see it
― --bob marley (lag∞n), Friday, 19 October 2012 17:17 (eleven years ago) link
what sort of dipshit philosophy class is this
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Friday, 19 October 2012 17:21 (eleven years ago) link
fuck logic, this mayo jar represents ur life
take care of your golf balls, kids
class dismissed
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Friday, 19 October 2012 17:22 (eleven years ago) link
could've at least used billiard balls so they'd get some marks on the final's hume question.
― Perfect Chicken Forever (Merdeyeux), Friday, 19 October 2012 17:27 (eleven years ago) link
Time for some fun!
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/22787_10151221173369441_748613259_n.jpg
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 19 October 2012 17:53 (eleven years ago) link
ketchup
― --bob marley (lag∞n), Friday, 19 October 2012 17:54 (eleven years ago) link
is that an in-n-out burger thing
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Friday, 19 October 2012 17:57 (eleven years ago) link
five guys
― --bob marley (lag∞n), Friday, 19 October 2012 17:58 (eleven years ago) link
My guess is "pebbles"
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 19 October 2012 18:01 (eleven years ago) link
pretty sure it needs a burger
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 19 October 2012 18:11 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah, but that's only six letters.
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 19 October 2012 18:13 (eleven years ago) link
insects
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Friday, 19 October 2012 18:13 (eleven years ago) link
burgers
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 19 October 2012 18:14 (eleven years ago) link
meatses
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 19 October 2012 18:15 (eleven years ago) link
chagrin
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Friday, 19 October 2012 18:15 (eleven years ago) link
twinkie
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 19 October 2012 18:20 (eleven years ago) link
golfbal
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 19 October 2012 18:24 (eleven years ago) link
smegmas
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Friday, 19 October 2012 18:30 (eleven years ago) link
hamster
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 19 October 2012 18:31 (eleven years ago) link
beef curtains
― *triumphant sauce horns* (crüt), Friday, 19 October 2012 18:32 (eleven years ago) link
it fits you just have write it tiny
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/250595_10151088180958531_1011154882_n.jpg
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 19 October 2012 18:33 (eleven years ago) link
I have 8668.81 hrs/year left
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Friday, 19 October 2012 18:35 (eleven years ago) link
FEAR DEATH, BUY OUR PRODUCT
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 19 October 2012 18:36 (eleven years ago) link
97 hours?
in what universe?
dear contiki I have fiberoptic so I spend LESS time downloading than I would on one of your stupid tours
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 19 October 2012 18:36 (eleven years ago) link
well probably that NPR intern spends 97 hours/year downloading
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Friday, 19 October 2012 18:37 (eleven years ago) link
(sorry, apparently I'm on a "sponsored image macros are stupid" kick today)
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 19 October 2012 18:37 (eleven years ago) link
(well, even more stupid than nonsponsored ones)
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 19 October 2012 18:38 (eleven years ago) link
sucks how much concentration and time it takes to download stuff, wish i could just do that in the background
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 19 October 2012 18:42 (eleven years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 19 October 2012 18:44 (eleven years ago) link
That lady has an intent expression of "DOWNLOAD FASTER" on her face
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 19 October 2012 19:34 (eleven years ago) link
maybe they're talking about telekinetic downloading, which would take a) loads of concentration and b) waaaay longer
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 19 October 2012 19:40 (eleven years ago) link
Wait, what is that background image? I'm sure we've seen it somewhere before.
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 19 October 2012 19:40 (eleven years ago) link
"Each year you spend 97 hours downloading. Also, you have cancer."
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 19 October 2012 19:41 (eleven years ago) link
each year you spend 97 hours downloading because you still have a dialup modem
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 19 October 2012 19:42 (eleven years ago) link
At least we don't waste any time sitting in traffic.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 19 October 2012 20:13 (eleven years ago) link
Each year you spend 97 hrs typing vowels.
― Øystein, Friday, 19 October 2012 20:17 (eleven years ago) link
each hour you spend 97 years downloading
― --bob marley (lag∞n), Friday, 19 October 2012 20:22 (eleven years ago) link
maybe they are aiming their marketing at seniors
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 19 October 2012 20:22 (eleven years ago) link
every year it takes 97 hours for you to figure out how to download
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 19 October 2012 20:23 (eleven years ago) link
shit, I leave netflix on in the background at home, if that counts as downloading I probably spend months per years downloading
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Friday, 19 October 2012 20:34 (eleven years ago) link
STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADING
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 19 October 2012 20:52 (eleven years ago) link
Each year you spend 97 hours excreting into a toilet.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 19 October 2012 21:53 (eleven years ago) link
You could be doing that on a Contiki tour!
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 19 October 2012 22:08 (eleven years ago) link
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Friday, October 19, 2012 2:35 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
hysterical lols, i dont even know why
― (♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Friday, 19 October 2012 23:00 (eleven years ago) link
Good antidote to bad .jpgs:
http://kanyewesanderson.tumblr.com/
― pretty even gender split (Eazy), Sunday, 21 October 2012 05:39 (eleven years ago) link
^ literally the worst thing that has ever happened on the world wide web
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Sunday, 21 October 2012 16:51 (eleven years ago) link
haha oh GOD kill 'em all
― (♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Sunday, 21 October 2012 21:04 (eleven years ago) link
Something for Halloween:
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/222399_405973806136591_2000013325_n.jpg
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Monday, 22 October 2012 03:02 (eleven years ago) link
oh ffs, OPEN A QUOTE MORANS
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 22 October 2012 03:35 (eleven years ago) link
maybe those are spooky ghost eyes
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 22 October 2012 03:39 (eleven years ago) link
i'm anti-science now btw cuz of facebook. angels, pins, aristotle, whatever. anything but science.
― difficult listening hour, Monday, 22 October 2012 03:39 (eleven years ago) link
more like the enbitemement.
― difficult listening hour, Monday, 22 October 2012 03:40 (eleven years ago) link
sorry.
xxxpost yeah, i'm anti-Sue now based on a similar line of thought.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 22 October 2012 03:40 (eleven years ago) link
Science!
Yeah that stuff annoys me. I get it, religious people are all idiots compared to science people, and there is no grey area in between.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 22 October 2012 04:59 (eleven years ago) link
My dreams scare me all the time, I'm sick of falling off cliffs and whatnot in them. Too much cheese before bed.
― Una Stubbs' Tears (Trayce), Monday, 22 October 2012 06:13 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/559371_4344426801550_1622471373_n.jpg
I mean wtf
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Monday, 22 October 2012 22:01 (eleven years ago) link
"if you try to inseminate your husband he may find it difficult to conceive"
― rhino what boys like (Noodle Vague), Monday, 22 October 2012 22:02 (eleven years ago) link
do they mean like using a strap-on
― *triumphant sauce horns* (crüt), Monday, 22 October 2012 22:02 (eleven years ago) link
preach on
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 22 October 2012 22:19 (eleven years ago) link
don't try to grow a penis, ladies
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 22 October 2012 22:28 (eleven years ago) link
^ ciscentrism
― *triumphant sauce horns* (crüt), Monday, 22 October 2012 22:33 (eleven years ago) link
^ mansplaining
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 22 October 2012 22:38 (eleven years ago) link
^ trying to be the mansplainer in your relationship
― Perfect Chicken Forever (Merdeyeux), Monday, 22 October 2012 22:39 (eleven years ago) link
― *triumphant sauce horns* (crüt), Monday, 22 October 2012 22:39 (eleven years ago) link
^ emanticon
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 01:46 (eleven years ago) link
~.==.€:-) <-- emanticore
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 01:57 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/581342_258041414318190_1841253036_n.jpg
― Mordy, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 14:59 (eleven years ago) link
lol at "-30 if you can't add"
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 15:01 (eleven years ago) link
I am from Norwar
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 15:02 (eleven years ago) link
europe categories: top, meh, low and shit
― Mordy, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 15:03 (eleven years ago) link
feel like unemployed people are actually worse off than scientists tbh
― iatee, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 15:04 (eleven years ago) link
p pissed off some feeb from sweden is getting 5 more points than me
― --bob marley (lag∞n), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 15:05 (eleven years ago) link
have you considered getting a face transplant
― iatee, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 15:06 (eleven years ago) link
idk, according to their scale I'm pretty damn privileged, which sounds about right
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 15:06 (eleven years ago) link
Hmmmmmm, yes. Some very strange assumptions there.
― emil.y, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 15:06 (eleven years ago) link
Especially seeing as I scored 0 when I'm pretty sure I'm actually *quite* privileged.
I got a 20 and my family was poor as dirt, but at least I'm from America Jr!
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 15:07 (eleven years ago) link
― iatee, Tuesday, October 23, 2012 11:06 AM (50 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
coming for u iatee, lock yr door m8
― --bob marley (lag∞n), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 15:07 (eleven years ago) link
mordy I think this graph merits its own thread / poll
― iatee, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 15:07 (eleven years ago) link
go for it
― Mordy, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 15:09 (eleven years ago) link
jewish +25 o rlly?
― Mark G, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 15:11 (eleven years ago) link
lol @ canada not even being an available choice, how US-privileged is that chart
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 15:12 (eleven years ago) link
First thing that stood out to me was "Bisexual +10", to be honest. In what world?
― emil.y, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 15:12 (eleven years ago) link
also the super bonus for being jewish is a combination of 'smh' and 'go fuck yourself'
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 15:13 (eleven years ago) link
social autism -20(freebee)
― Mordy, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 15:13 (eleven years ago) link
Jewish +25Jewish +25Jewish +25Jewish +25Jewish +25Jewish +25Jewish +25Jewish +25Jewish +25Jewish +25Jewish +25Jewish +25Jewish +25Jewish +25Jewish +25Jewish +25Jewish +25Jewish +25
― Bananaman Begins, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 15:13 (eleven years ago) link
HOW PRIVILEGED ARE YOU?
― iatee, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 15:15 (eleven years ago) link
Altho at least the guy recognises the extra hurdles that Sammy Davis Jr. had to jump.
― Bananaman Begins, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 15:16 (eleven years ago) link
― ENBB, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 15:18 (eleven years ago) link
hahah that is a joke right??? that must be a joke.christ.
― max, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 15:28 (eleven years ago) link
This actually seems more Eurocentric than US privileged – it should be noted that they forgot the entirety of SOUTH AMERICA.
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 15:41 (eleven years ago) link
urban china is higher than low europe
― --bob marley (lag∞n), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 15:43 (eleven years ago) link
if you made that chart +250 privpoints
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 15:45 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/644549_491349047565213_2098146666_n.jpg
._.
― *triumphant sauce horns* (crüt), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 17:04 (eleven years ago) link
"i'll be here all week...everyone remember to tip your waitress!"
― terrell sug (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 17:05 (eleven years ago) link
"if you lay down with mosquitoes, you get up with lamas...get it? Llamas?! Try the chicken!"
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 17:13 (eleven years ago) link
Also, man, they must get some big mosquitoes in Tibet.
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 17:14 (eleven years ago) link
"You must be *this* tall to sleep with a mosquito"
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 17:15 (eleven years ago) link
"Luca Brasi sleeps with the mosquitos.""... Gross, dude."
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 17:16 (eleven years ago) link
http://s17.postimage.org/4rqam04en/mosqbnr.jpg
― terrell sug (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 17:22 (eleven years ago) link
^^
― goole, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 17:38 (eleven years ago) link
the skin is really creeping me out
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 17:43 (eleven years ago) link
― max, Tuesday, October 23, 2012 11:28 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
it's a joke
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 18:15 (eleven years ago) link
joke.christ
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 18:20 (eleven years ago) link
jewish humor
― --bob marley (lag∞n), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 18:21 (eleven years ago) link
cool pic on occupy wall street's facebook page today!
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/530806_434443503290296_172246698_n.jpg
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 18:21 (eleven years ago) link
whoa wtf
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 18:22 (eleven years ago) link
i'm presuming this means the ow fp page was hacked
― Aimless, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 18:23 (eleven years ago) link
we've gone over that on the anti-Semitism thread; apparently that is not the official OWS page
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 18:23 (eleven years ago) link
yeah. i just saw that addressed on the "Is this anti-Semitism?" thread, too.
― Aimless, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 18:26 (eleven years ago) link
it's from a page with 245k likes
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 18:26 (eleven years ago) link
idk, maybe the "official" occupy people are infiltrated
you remember noted ilxor joostein
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 18:28 (eleven years ago) link
i guess it's not official but it has almost as many likes as the official page so i'm guessing a lot of ppl assume it is
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 18:29 (eleven years ago) link
approx 50k of those from 14 year olds who were snickering like Beavis & Butthead as they clicked 'like'.
― Aimless, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 18:29 (eleven years ago) link
guess obamas not muslim after all :(
― --bob marley (lag∞n), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 18:29 (eleven years ago) link
lol it is pretty funny that the crazy right wing characterization of obama = 'he's a muslim with a muslim agenda' and the crazy left wing characterization of him is 'he's got a jewish agenda'
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 18:31 (eleven years ago) link
that comic seems to be specifically aimed at muslims as the jewish monster is eating the dome of the rock
― --bob marley (lag∞n), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 18:33 (eleven years ago) link
niche racism
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 18:34 (eleven years ago) link
has a arabic signature, wonder where it originated
― --bob marley (lag∞n), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 18:37 (eleven years ago) link
arabland
― Mordy, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 18:38 (eleven years ago) link
makes sense
― --bob marley (lag∞n), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 18:38 (eleven years ago) link
About 3,830,000 results (0.25 seconds)
Did you mean: romney
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 18:53 (eleven years ago) link
Maybe he's a self-hating Muslim?
― nickn, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 20:01 (eleven years ago) link
maybe hes a triple agent
― --bob marley (lag∞n), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 20:02 (eleven years ago) link
i took this picture of an old cardboard box and posted it on facebook and i endorse the message on it. feel free to share.
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/171909_10151879329592137_2145557183_o.jpg
― scott seward, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 15:42 (eleven years ago) link
Like
― make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 15:44 (eleven years ago) link
http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8046/8119563380_682ae9dbf9.jpg
― lxy, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 16:50 (eleven years ago) link
"Anyone age approx 35 or over should read this - copied from a friend ... Checking out at the supermarket recently, the young cashier suggested I should bring my own bags because plastic bags weren't good for the environment. I apologised and explained, "We didn't have this green thing back in my earlier days". the cashier responded, "That's our problem today. Your generation did not care enough to save our environment for future generations". She was right about one thing--our generation didn't have the green thing in “Our” day. So what did we have back then? After some reflection and soul-searching on "Our" day here's what I remembered we did have.... Back then, we returned milk bottles, pop bottles and beer bottles to the store. The store sent them back to the plant to be washed and sterilized and refilled, so it could use the same bottles repeatedly. So they really were recycled. But we didn't have the green thing back in our day. We walked up stairs, because we didn't have an escalator in every store and office building. We walked to the grocery store and didn't climb into a 300-horsepower machine every time we had to go two blocks. But she was right. We didn't have the green thing in our day. Back then, we washed the baby's nappies because we didn't have the throw-away kind. We dried clothes on a line, not in an energy gobbling machine burning up 240 volts -- wind and solar power really did dry our clothes back in our early days. Kids got hand-me-down clothes from their brothers or sisters, not always brand-new clothing. But that young lady is right. We didn't have the green thing back in our day. Back then, we had one TV, or radio, in the house -- not a TV in every room. And the TV had a small screen the size of a handkerchief (remember them?), not a screen the size of the state of Wales. In the kitchen, we blended & stirred by hand because we didn't have electric machines to do everything for us. When we packaged a fragile item to send in the mail, we used wadded up old newspapers to cushion it, not Styrofoam or plastic bubble wrap. Back then, we didn't fire up an engine and burn petrol just to cut the lawn. We used a push mower that ran on human power. We exercised by working so we didn't need to go to a health club to run on treadmills that operate on electricity. But she's right. We didn't have the green thing back then. We drank from a fountain when we were thirsty instead of using a cup or a plastic bottle every time we had a drink of water. We refilled writing pens with ink instead of buying a new pen, and we replaced the razor blades in a razor instead of throwing away the whole razor just because the blade got dull. But we didn't have the green thing back then. Back then, people took the bus, and kids rode their bikes to school or walked instead of turning their mums into a 24-hour taxi service. We had one electrical outlet in a room, not an entire bank of sockets to power a dozen appliances. And we didn't need a computerized gadget to receive a signal beamed from satellites 2,000 miles out in space in order to find the nearest pizza joint. But isn't it sad the current generation laments how wasteful we older folks were just because we didn't have the green thing back then?Please post this on your Facebook profile so another selfish old person who needs a lesson in conservation from a smarty-pants young person can read this."
― Bananaman Begins, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 18:08 (eleven years ago) link
things that didn't exist 35 years ago, according to that rant:
- escalators- elevators- hand mixers- clothes dryers- styrofaom- bubble wrap- disposable pens- gas-powered lawnmowers
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 18:14 (eleven years ago) link
What do I have to do to eliminate this person from the earth?
― Aimless, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 18:15 (eleven years ago) link
according to that rant it wasn't their generation who invented plastic bags and thought they were a good idea
― d-_-b (mh), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 18:17 (eleven years ago) link
Why didn't she just use paper instead of plastic?
― Mordy, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 18:20 (eleven years ago) link
but wait the narrator is the one who said they didn't have "the green thing"
― difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 18:20 (eleven years ago) link
It's more that the people who are now old invented all these "conveniences" where "convenience" just meant "we can throw it in the garbage when we're done with it", without any thought as to where that garbage went, or whether it was really a better way. Now tons of people insist it's the *only* way.
This entire "oh, I expect a plastic bag, even though I grew up SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU DID" is horseshit, why not just smile and say that you're happy things are going back to the way things were, you not-so-nostalgic old windbag
― d-_-b (mh), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 18:20 (eleven years ago) link
you can see where that horrible shit has been pinged backwards and forwards between Britishes English and American English, which might account for that list of stuff we really didn't have in the UK in the 70s
― rhino what boys like (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 18:20 (eleven years ago) link
"we didn't have that green thing" --> "I am a sarcastic twit and never questioned the changes"
― d-_-b (mh), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 18:21 (eleven years ago) link
"pop bottles", "nappies", "the state of Wales", "stores", "pizza joint"
― rhino what boys like (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 18:22 (eleven years ago) link
"The store sent them back to the plant" = American
"turning their mums into a 24-hour taxi service" = Britishes
― rhino what boys like (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 18:24 (eleven years ago) link
you've never had it so peachy
― difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 18:25 (eleven years ago) link
in the future, every facebook chain letter will make it around the world, picking up regional slang, and perhaps even a few non-english phrases in the middle
it really needs a few fan death refs to get the party going
― d-_-b (mh), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 18:26 (eleven years ago) link
also, old people shd face up to the fact that they've helped to fuck the planet over just like every generation before and after them.
― rhino what boys like (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 18:32 (eleven years ago) link
some already do. others are dicks.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 18:32 (eleven years ago) link
post-WW2 to present pretty much did so in brave new ways, by basically converting society into an automobile-centric, fossil fuel-dependent sprawl
― d-_-b (mh), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 19:01 (eleven years ago) link
oh god
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/320315_4894147675824_881048126_n.jpg
― goole, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 20:46 (eleven years ago) link
Gabriel Knight: Sins of the Fathers
― Mordy, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 20:50 (eleven years ago) link
that is the worst (witch)
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 20:50 (eleven years ago) link
Lair of the White Worm!
― nickn, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 21:02 (eleven years ago) link
hunt for red october!
― balls, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 21:40 (eleven years ago) link
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 21:42 (eleven years ago) link
roseanne isn't a movie :(
― bansplain (electricsound), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 21:55 (eleven years ago) link
Who am I trying to kid, it's Rocky Horror...
― nickn, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 21:56 (eleven years ago) link
― rhino what boys like (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 22:08 (eleven years ago) link
Oscar! :P
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 22:51 (eleven years ago) link
Clue
― pandemic, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 22:54 (eleven years ago) link
bahahaha! now i am judging you all! i am forming my opinions of you based on the information you have just given me! this makes sense!
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 23:10 (eleven years ago) link
when i think of tim curry i think of this song cuz i used to have the 45.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiLNCJdXmX0
― scott seward, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 23:27 (eleven years ago) link
i love name songs.
life is a rock (but the radio rolled me) being my all-time fave.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 23:28 (eleven years ago) link
was gonna joke home alone 2 but then I realized that's my real answer
― i've grown accustomed to her face tat (m bison), Thursday, 25 October 2012 01:15 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/534688_487908707907058_714354632_n.jpg
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Thursday, 25 October 2012 03:51 (eleven years ago) link
...
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 25 October 2012 03:52 (eleven years ago) link
...so he monitors her every move on a wall of blood-red TVs.
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 25 October 2012 03:52 (eleven years ago) link
He "won't let her" is so fucking controlling. How about "a real man will offer to help"...?
― Aimless, Thursday, 25 October 2012 03:57 (eleven years ago) link
a real man will mansplain...
― With extreme tenderness - flexible - always guided by the words (get bent), Thursday, 25 October 2012 03:57 (eleven years ago) link
'Mansplain' should be thrown under the bus.
― Aimless, Thursday, 25 October 2012 04:06 (eleven years ago) link
a real man will let her...out of the basement on Saturdays
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 25 October 2012 04:09 (eleven years ago) link
a real men
― d-_-b (mh), Thursday, 25 October 2012 04:18 (eleven years ago) link
Annie is always in the back of my mind somewhere when I see Tim Curry
― infowars.go.com (los blue jeans), Thursday, 25 October 2012 04:31 (eleven years ago) link
yeeeeees
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 25 October 2012 04:32 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u28bo1sZiyk
― difficult listening hour, Thursday, 25 October 2012 04:41 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.agentlover.com/blog/wp-content/uploads//2011/04/tim-curry-legend.jpg
― itt: 'splaining men (ledge), Thursday, 25 October 2012 08:17 (eleven years ago) link
Worst Witch FWIW
― make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Thursday, 25 October 2012 09:00 (eleven years ago) link
just found the motherload of crap macros https://www.facebook.com/pages/99-Ice-Cream/76377361333
― make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Thursday, 25 October 2012 12:06 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=356054444489015&set=a.354518034642656.82554.294312277329899&type=1&ref=nf
― Bananaman Begins, Thursday, 25 October 2012 12:24 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/224423_356054444489015_1062197625_n.jpg
― Bananaman Begins, Thursday, 25 October 2012 12:26 (eleven years ago) link
Hate that motherfuckin guy.
what i hate about those kind of macros is they're always telling you how to live your life in a kind of "Hey asshole, what you doing sitting at your work desk reading Facebook on your lunchbreak? You should be out there white water rafting and saving endangered animals and shit ~Paul McCartney"
― make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Thursday, 25 October 2012 12:38 (eleven years ago) link
Paul "Total" Coelho
― C-3PO Sharkey (Phil D.), Thursday, 25 October 2012 12:52 (eleven years ago) link
It's totally fucking Rocky Horror but that is dumb and weird. Darkness from Legend is a good one too though. Also, I love Tim Curry.
― ENBB, Thursday, 25 October 2012 13:44 (eleven years ago) link
well if I had already written a bunch of hit songs and bestselling books and had royalties pouring in I'd probably feel pretty free to do what I want to now too
― Knut Horowitz, Able-Bodied Investment Banker and Ladies Man (Hurting 2), Thursday, 25 October 2012 13:45 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/523037_10151140341102825_135500587_n.jpg
― make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Thursday, 25 October 2012 13:55 (eleven years ago) link
The Brazilian Alain de Botton
― Bananaman Begins, Thursday, 25 October 2012 14:25 (eleven years ago) link
"i eat cannibals, it's incredible" - paul coelho
― a short history of takei (clouds), Thursday, 25 October 2012 14:40 (eleven years ago) link
still so mad I tried reading an alain de botton book, thanks for the warning about this coelho dude
― d-_-b (mh), Thursday, 25 October 2012 14:41 (eleven years ago) link
<3 you xp
― these wilburys taste like wilburys (donna rouge), Thursday, 25 October 2012 14:43 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/306590_461158070593530_1104875597_n.jpg
i just woke up so my brain is not at 100% operating power yet but i don't understand this one; share if you're harboring a serial killer?
― these wilburys taste like wilburys (donna rouge), Thursday, 25 October 2012 14:49 (eleven years ago) link
No I think it means if there's someone you could kill if you could get away with it.
― ENBB, Thursday, 25 October 2012 14:50 (eleven years ago) link
Took me a second though and I've been up for 5 hours.
― ENBB, Thursday, 25 October 2012 14:51 (eleven years ago) link
people should have more confidence in their crime planning skills
― --bob marley (lag∞n), Thursday, 25 October 2012 14:52 (eleven years ago) link
one day, when i finally want to go to prison, i'm gonna kill that motherfucker who is stopping me
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 25 October 2012 15:18 (eleven years ago) link
^^ otm
― d-_-b (mh), Thursday, 25 October 2012 15:19 (eleven years ago) link
many xposts to clouds: you are full of WIN, that was awesome
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 25 October 2012 15:56 (eleven years ago) link
"I'm okay with going to prison. I just haven't found the right power-drill yet."
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 25 October 2012 15:57 (eleven years ago) link
― C-3PO Sharkey (Phil D.), Thursday, October 25, 2012 1:52 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I only discovered last week that Toto Coelo were called Total Coelo in the States. Not entirely convinced that anyone would have mistaken them for a Toto side project, but still...
― emil.y, Thursday, 25 October 2012 15:58 (eleven years ago) link
ha yes phil d made the joke first xps
― a short history of takei (clouds), Thursday, 25 October 2012 16:09 (eleven years ago) link
Yours is miles better.
― C-3PO Sharkey (Phil D.), Thursday, 25 October 2012 16:14 (eleven years ago) link
- Bob Marley
― C-3PO Sharkey (Phil D.), Thursday, 25 October 2012 16:15 (eleven years ago) link
grazie
― toto coolio (clouds), Thursday, 25 October 2012 16:19 (eleven years ago) link
Whoever repost from effin George Takei, really.
― Van Horn Street, Thursday, 25 October 2012 16:20 (eleven years ago) link
― ENBB, Thursday, October 25, 2012 9:50 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
ha i had touble working this one out myself. i thought it was some kind of stressed parent thing; "i'm only feeding you because child neglect is illegal"
― goole, Thursday, 25 October 2012 16:20 (eleven years ago) link
how have i lived in the US for 6 years without learning that toto coelo were renamed total coelo here???
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 25 October 2012 16:22 (eleven years ago) link
hah! i see it now
still, geez
― these wilburys taste like wilburys (donna rouge), Thursday, 25 October 2012 16:25 (eleven years ago) link
its probably a good thing that you had trouble w/ it
― (♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Thursday, 25 October 2012 17:07 (eleven years ago) link
Contiki 2: The Revenge
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/524899_10151086391688531_115997984_n.jpg
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Thursday, 25 October 2012 17:18 (eleven years ago) link
...eat chips WITH GRAVY
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 25 October 2012 17:19 (eleven years ago) link
Yep, you need to spend far more time than that eating chips. C'mon guys, your chip-eating potential is not being met here.
― emil.y, Thursday, 25 October 2012 17:19 (eleven years ago) link
hahaha really living
― (♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Thursday, 25 October 2012 17:20 (eleven years ago) link
anyway they're talking about living
I'm more interested in L-I-V-I-N
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 25 October 2012 17:20 (eleven years ago) link
I have spent WAY more than 52 hours eating chips. I mean ffs.
emil.y otm
like, it really does sound like its gently urging you to eat more chips
malt vinegar chipschips & gravychips & curryfish & chipschips & garlic aioli/mayochips & poutiiiineeeee ie poutine
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 25 October 2012 17:22 (eleven years ago) link
in american that sounds like it's telling you to start eating fries instead of boring old chips
― j., Thursday, 25 October 2012 17:31 (eleven years ago) link
every year i spend 4 months crossing the pacific in a canoe - thor heyerdahl
― toto coolio (clouds), Thursday, 25 October 2012 17:39 (eleven years ago) link
who spends an HOUR consuming fries per week?
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 25 October 2012 17:42 (eleven years ago) link
in high school I could have easily spent FIVE hours a week consuming fries
they take a long time to eat when they're hot, dude
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 25 October 2012 17:44 (eleven years ago) link
we're talking like a minute a fry here
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 25 October 2012 17:56 (eleven years ago) link
to spend an hour a week eating fries, I would have to eat fries with pretty much every meal, I think.
― silverfish, Thursday, 25 October 2012 18:08 (eleven years ago) link
I guess I'm already "really living"
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/s480x480/644610_449558648413341_1440070775_n.jpg
lol @ Handyman experience being seen as an advantage over Law Professor experience
― *triumphant sauce horns* (crüt), Thursday, 25 October 2012 18:10 (eleven years ago) link
freedom biscuit
― d-_-b (mh), Thursday, 25 October 2012 18:11 (eleven years ago) link
he employed over 1,000 people! that's almost as many people as America!
― *triumphant sauce horns* (crüt), Thursday, 25 October 2012 18:11 (eleven years ago) link
great "doy-oy-oy" expressions on their faces there
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 25 October 2012 18:12 (eleven years ago) link
we need a handyman to build this country back up...one chair at a time
― iatee, Thursday, 25 October 2012 18:14 (eleven years ago) link
freedom biscuit, justice just juice
― Arvo Pärt Chimp (Neil S), Thursday, 25 October 2012 18:16 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/P3Fmq.jpg
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 25 October 2012 18:21 (eleven years ago) link
― toto coolio (clouds), Thursday, 25 October 2012 18:26 (eleven years ago) link
I wish the US would wake up and realize fries ("chips") are fuckin' amazing with gravy. Way better than ketchup.
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Thursday, 25 October 2012 18:42 (eleven years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 25 October 2012 18:45 (eleven years ago) link
we have that a bunch of places, just not usually fast food
― d-_-b (mh), Thursday, 25 October 2012 18:45 (eleven years ago) link
Gravy comes in many gradations, from a nearly inedible glop to a superbly aromatic sauce. Not sure where chips come into this picture.
― Aimless, Thursday, 25 October 2012 18:47 (eleven years ago) link
yeah, ketchup can only be so bad, but gravy...
― goole, Thursday, 25 October 2012 18:49 (eleven years ago) link
fries, gravy and cheese is the mightiest combination.
― Van Horn Street, Thursday, 25 October 2012 18:51 (eleven years ago) link
kebek
― d-_-b (mh), Thursday, 25 October 2012 18:54 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/416803_483545331667258_1314316797_n.jpg
Thx 4 apples old slav lady.
― Bananaman Begins, Friday, 26 October 2012 10:18 (eleven years ago) link
It's mainly just one person on my feed posting these, has gone into overdrive lately.
― Bananaman Begins, Friday, 26 October 2012 10:19 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=490259697661713&set=a.456449604376056.98921.367116489976035&type=1
― Van Horn Street, Friday, 26 October 2012 13:34 (eleven years ago) link
urgh... bill watterson never did that did he?
― make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Friday, 26 October 2012 14:11 (eleven years ago) link
he never made a two-panel comic, that's for sure
― d-_-b (mh), Friday, 26 October 2012 14:17 (eleven years ago) link
http://quotesthatkeepmegoing.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/ch0703.gif
with 3rd panel
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Friday, 26 October 2012 14:44 (eleven years ago) link
"i fucking love science"
the worst
― d-_-b (mh), Friday, 26 October 2012 15:01 (eleven years ago) link
thanks, you've now made me hate science, too
the ifls people should commit to their love of science and try dropping some sodium nuggets into the bathtub
― toto coolio (clouds), Friday, 26 October 2012 15:06 (eleven years ago) link
it's pretty insufferable how some atheists think "staring at the stars in awe & wonder" is something only they are capable of
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Friday, 26 October 2012 15:11 (eleven years ago) link
"wow, would you look at those stars. so amazing. surely there is no god."
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Friday, 26 October 2012 15:12 (eleven years ago) link
ha theyre totally the worst at it
― --bob marley (lag∞n), Friday, 26 October 2012 15:12 (eleven years ago) link
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Friday, October 26, 2012 11:12 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 26 October 2012 15:17 (eleven years ago) link
i mean when i searched for that c&h strip i found a blog post by a kid using it as a bible study object lesson, i wonder if he fucking loves science too
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Friday, 26 October 2012 15:18 (eleven years ago) link
ironically God loves science
― d-_-b (mh), Friday, 26 October 2012 15:27 (eleven years ago) link
It was his idea!
― Mark G, Friday, 26 October 2012 15:32 (eleven years ago) link
I like space exploration and being able to combat most diseases. Not so stoked about nuclear weapons or cutting up live frogs.
― Bananaman Begins, Friday, 26 October 2012 15:36 (eleven years ago) link
Er, speaking as God, that is.
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/548585_10151080133470812_193491662_n.jpg
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 26 October 2012 15:56 (eleven years ago) link
tell me about the future of music
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 26 October 2012 16:04 (eleven years ago) link
tell me about the one about the mythological creature that *gasp* really exists, now there's an original thought
― ざっぴ (zappi), Friday, 26 October 2012 16:07 (eleven years ago) link
tell me a story about how i was sonning u on twitter and u pussed out and blocked me
― seasonal hugs (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 26 October 2012 16:32 (eleven years ago) link
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Friday, 26 October 2012 16:36 (eleven years ago) link
we should start a blocked by pissy celebs on twitter club
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 26 October 2012 16:50 (eleven years ago) link
tell me a story that isn't about Amanda Palmer plz thk you
fuckit, just tell me American Gods and Neverwhere.
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 26 October 2012 17:08 (eleven years ago) link
the dog buddha, a new goldmine
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/599421_428862243821379_735386376_n.jpg
― seasonal hugs (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 26 October 2012 23:28 (eleven years ago) link
answering "does a dog have the buddha-nature?" with a resounding "yes" I suppose
― www.toilet-guru.com (silby), Friday, 26 October 2012 23:29 (eleven years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/70/Bath_Road,_Sonning_-_geograph.org.uk_-_612091.jpg/150px-Bath_Road,_Sonning_-_geograph.org.uk_-_612091.jpg
― Mark G, Friday, 26 October 2012 23:32 (eleven years ago) link
Ohhhh no,They say he's got to goDog dog,Dog Buddha
Ohhhhh no,There goes TokyoDog dog,Dog Buddha
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 27 October 2012 00:00 (eleven years ago) link
http://cn1.kaboodle.com/hi/img/c/0/0/f0/2/AAAADPYCYSMAAAAAAPAhag.jpg?v=1284458116000
Dog Buddha, he'll do anything for youDog Buddha, just tell me what you want me to
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 27 October 2012 00:02 (eleven years ago) link
http://buddhadog.com/POM%20-%20Buddha%20-%20Scan%20for%20Email.JPG
Just like his wife before she freezed on him,Just like his wife when she was beau-ti-ful,He shouted out, I'mALLLLLLLLL YOURS!Dog Buddha, Dog Buddha, Dog Buddha-ya-ya
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 27 October 2012 00:05 (eleven years ago) link
― Mark G, Saturday, 27 October 2012 09:47 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/545463_10152196787480328_1023989183_n.jpg
― Mordy, Monday, 29 October 2012 20:39 (eleven years ago) link
how 'random'
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Monday, 29 October 2012 22:57 (eleven years ago) link
http://digitalmarketer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/arknifepromo.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 29 October 2012 23:20 (eleven years ago) link
I want absolute rightsWith my-y-y Lapplander hunting knife
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 29 October 2012 23:24 (eleven years ago) link
LOL
― balls, Monday, 29 October 2012 23:25 (eleven years ago) link
Absolute rights cut venison absolutely
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 01:21 (eleven years ago) link
This person clearly took a graphic design course.
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/548350_10151238422834617_1679370453_n.jpg
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Thursday, 1 November 2012 21:46 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/546801_495391940494203_346555903_n.jpg
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Friday, 2 November 2012 13:11 (eleven years ago) link
Mu!
― Three Word Username, Friday, 2 November 2012 13:18 (eleven years ago) link
PROBLEM:
― Neil S, Friday, 2 November 2012 13:49 (eleven years ago) link
someone should make a macro using sagat's "funk dat"
― happy little (clouds), Friday, 2 November 2012 13:50 (eleven years ago) link
I wonder what coffee that is? They blurred the logo so I can't tell.
― C-3PO Sharkey (Phil D.), Friday, 2 November 2012 13:51 (eleven years ago) link
Queequegs
― Neil S, Friday, 2 November 2012 13:53 (eleven years ago) link
At least I can see that the song that everyone loves is played by a 11 year old lad that can just about wave a bow at a violin...
― Mark G, Friday, 2 November 2012 14:07 (eleven years ago) link
I won't pay a dollar for either, I chronically steal both
― flag this post and die (roxymuzak), Friday, 2 November 2012 14:20 (eleven years ago) link
roxymuzak is the lead singer for the band Gay Dad Death Grips
― d-_-b (mh), Friday, 2 November 2012 14:21 (eleven years ago) link
i'm pretty sure even a venti coffee at starbucks is less than $3
― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 2 November 2012 14:44 (eleven years ago) link
GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT FACEBOOK MACROS!!!
― Neil S, Friday, 2 November 2012 14:45 (eleven years ago) link
every espresso-based drink made at Starbucks is colloquially referred to as a "coffee" by half the people I know
yes, I find it massively irritating
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Friday, 2 November 2012 14:48 (eleven years ago) link
the phrase "a coffee" itself bothers me
― happy little (clouds), Friday, 2 November 2012 14:51 (eleven years ago) link
What about "a cup of coffee" ?
― Mark G, Friday, 2 November 2012 14:55 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/197297_361189570637400_500900490_n.jpg
― Bananaman Begins, Friday, 2 November 2012 15:02 (eleven years ago) link
that's fine xp
― happy little (clouds), Friday, 2 November 2012 15:03 (eleven years ago) link
wait that's not Bob Marley, that's a lion
― make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Friday, 2 November 2012 15:04 (eleven years ago) link
Bob Marley, creator of The Lion King
― seasonal hugs (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 2 November 2012 15:04 (eleven years ago) link
Hakuna matata
― Neil S, Friday, 2 November 2012 15:04 (eleven years ago) link
RAAAAWWWWWR
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 2 November 2012 16:08 (eleven years ago) link
waaaaaazzzzzzzzzzaaaaaap! i iz a lion! - bob marley
― scott seward, Friday, 2 November 2012 16:11 (eleven years ago) link
Bob Marlion
― C-3PO Sharkey (Phil D.), Friday, 2 November 2012 16:11 (eleven years ago) link
i & i and the lion of buddha will set you free, dog - bob marley
― scott seward, Friday, 2 November 2012 16:12 (eleven years ago) link
I'm king of the jungle
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 2 November 2012 16:12 (eleven years ago) link
this is my new idea for adding attribution to unattributed inspirational quotes:
http://s13.postimage.org/qm1rj93g7/inspirationalpercent20quotespercent204_4341.jpg
― seasonal hugs (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 2 November 2012 16:13 (eleven years ago) link
These all remind me of:
Homer: Well Marge, have you ever seen a field glow like that?Marge: It's eerily beautiful, but are you sure this is safe?Homer: Of course not. But you know something? Sometimes you have to break the rules to free your heart.Marge: You got that from a movie poster.Homer: Well, when there's nothing left to believe in, believe in hope.Marge: Where'd you get that?Homer: From the producers of "Waiting to Exhale."
― C-3PO Sharkey (Phil D.), Friday, 2 November 2012 16:15 (eleven years ago) link
eazy-e macro needs a red ribbon
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 2 November 2012 16:19 (eleven years ago) link
RIP
― HOT FRUIT (Matt P), Friday, 2 November 2012 17:46 (eleven years ago) link
http://i459.photobucket.com/albums/qq313/doctorcasino/manfunkdat.jpg
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 2 November 2012 19:01 (eleven years ago) link
― happy little (clouds), Friday, 2 November 2012 19:04 (eleven years ago) link
"Dreams Can Come True"
― happy little (clouds), Friday, 2 November 2012 19:05 (eleven years ago) link
FUNK DAT
― max, Friday, 2 November 2012 19:08 (eleven years ago) link
max makes an epic entrance
― d-_-b (mh), Friday, 2 November 2012 19:14 (eleven years ago) link
i imagine whiney walking down the street with "FUNK DAT" playing on his boom box like radio raheem
― seasonal hugs (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 2 November 2012 19:25 (eleven years ago) link
I thought I was the only one
― d-_-b (mh), Friday, 2 November 2012 19:29 (eleven years ago) link
listening to the radio is for olds
― Infamous dickbiscuits (silby), Friday, 2 November 2012 20:15 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/30996_488861414467257_424474257_n.jpg
― Nostalgic Windows Midi (crüt), Friday, 2 November 2012 20:51 (eleven years ago) link
ur considered arrogant b/c you posted this stupid shit on Facebook like a philosopher-king you dipshit
― Infamous dickbiscuits (silby), Friday, 2 November 2012 20:56 (eleven years ago) link
in a related note, ransom note aesthetics lives on
― Aimless, Friday, 2 November 2012 20:57 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/user/AronRa
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Friday, 2 November 2012 20:58 (eleven years ago) link
refusing to click play on that out of principle
― Infamous dickbiscuits (silby), Friday, 2 November 2012 20:59 (eleven years ago) link
"He's the host of the Magic Sandwich..."
― seasonal hugs (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 2 November 2012 21:04 (eleven years ago) link
I hate that solely because it reads like an eye chart
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 2 November 2012 21:18 (eleven years ago) link
Halloween is over, guess we better get started on the winter holiday deep thoughts –
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/550137_10200103102159624_225309411_n.jpg
"Something to think about... & people wonder why I've grown to dislike the holiday season... It's because we've forgotten what they are REALLY about!!!!!"
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Friday, 2 November 2012 21:19 (eleven years ago) link
i'm a... bunk? in a... comic? eve? xp.
― Perfect Chicken Forever (Merdeyeux), Friday, 2 November 2012 21:22 (eleven years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 2 November 2012 21:25 (eleven years ago) link
that lady looks to be buying groceries, so maybe she already ate the food she already had
― seasonal hugs (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 2 November 2012 21:33 (eleven years ago) link
Think you're missing the hidden message there
Black Friday:Because only in America,people trample others forsales exactly one day afterbeing thankful for whatthey already have
― Øystein, Friday, 2 November 2012 21:49 (eleven years ago) link
^^on level with Vance Packard's best
― Cunga, Friday, 2 November 2012 23:43 (eleven years ago) link
user cards ruined someecards' brand
― Infamous dickbiscuits (silby), Saturday, 3 November 2012 01:57 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/406848_508534325832737_1529922308_n.jpg
― Mordy, Sunday, 4 November 2012 00:44 (eleven years ago) link
and now you're even more annoying for overexplaining things that noone noticed or cared about
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 4 November 2012 00:46 (eleven years ago) link
-- bob mordy
― mookieproof, Sunday, 4 November 2012 00:46 (eleven years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 4 November 2012 00:47 (eleven years ago) link
trying to figure out how those can all be about the same person
also why anybody would post that on their facebook
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 November 2012 00:59 (eleven years ago) link
truth hurts deal with it I care too much
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 4 November 2012 00:59 (eleven years ago) link
It sounds like someone with Borderline Personality Disorder. I love you so much I hate your guts, you disgust me because I care so much about you. I think you're perfect but you kinda suck at everything you do...etc...
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Sunday, 4 November 2012 01:03 (eleven years ago) link
I'm stubborn as hell, I say sorry too much
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 November 2012 01:04 (eleven years ago) link
truth is,
― doubting tuomas (clouds), Sunday, 4 November 2012 01:13 (eleven years ago) link
whats
― mookieproof, Sunday, 4 November 2012 01:46 (eleven years ago) link
viceroy otm
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 4 November 2012 02:21 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/550065_509738169037166_1670581941_n.png
― crüt, Sunday, 4 November 2012 20:42 (eleven years ago) link
-one of the heart sisters
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Sunday, 4 November 2012 20:53 (eleven years ago) link
Bertha....Bertha Heart.
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 November 2012 22:19 (eleven years ago) link
Signs You're On ILX Too Much:
I went out to vote on Saturday, and inside the Board of Elections building I saw this on the wall, and my mind immediately filled in, "-- Bob Marley."
http://img811.imageshack.us/img811/7872/wallquote.jpg
― C-3PO Sharkey (Phil D.), Monday, 5 November 2012 13:33 (eleven years ago) link
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Monday, 5 November 2012 13:59 (eleven years ago) link
"Smokin' on that Bob Marley"- Bob Marley
― Knut Horowitz, Able-Bodied Investment Banker and Ladies Man (Hurting 2), Monday, 5 November 2012 14:50 (eleven years ago) link
Phil, that's why you should always carry a Sharpie
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Monday, 5 November 2012 14:52 (eleven years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 5 November 2012 16:58 (eleven years ago) link
It all makes sense now!
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/155555_551202168239403_457682436_n.jpg
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Monday, 5 November 2012 19:52 (eleven years ago) link
do you think the person who made that noticed that "Revolt" leads right back to complacent psuedo-freedom
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Monday, 5 November 2012 19:53 (eleven years ago) link
Well, if it just keeps going round and round whatever, then what's the point? Mehhhh.
― emil.y, Monday, 5 November 2012 19:53 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.craphound.com/images/timecube.jpg
― crüt, Monday, 5 November 2012 20:13 (eleven years ago) link
Official Facebook brand image macro are no better than the knockoff brands:
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/44505_10151538653016729_1079855705_n.jpg
"Swimming pools are filled with people. Some you know. Some you don’t. And every once in a while you see something that maybe you shouldn’t. That’s why swimming pools are a little like Facebook."
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Monday, 5 November 2012 20:28 (eleven years ago) link
"Also, all the urine."
― C-3PO Sharkey (Phil D.), Monday, 5 November 2012 20:29 (eleven years ago) link
Also it hurts to open your eyes.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 5 November 2012 20:34 (eleven years ago) link
"pools are like facebook: i've been banned from both for reasons of nudity"
― these wilburys taste like wilburys (donna rouge), Monday, 5 November 2012 20:34 (eleven years ago) link
"a little like Facebook. But only a little."
― Knut Horowitz, Able-Bodied Investment Banker and Ladies Man (Hurting 2), Monday, 5 November 2012 20:40 (eleven years ago) link
Other things that are like facebook: parks, restaurants, stadiums, bathrooms, family reunions
― Knut Horowitz, Able-Bodied Investment Banker and Ladies Man (Hurting 2), Monday, 5 November 2012 20:41 (eleven years ago) link
myspace
― they say they gon' mod me, see me never do shit (some dude), Monday, 5 November 2012 20:42 (eleven years ago) link
planet earth
― insert witticism here (hypehat), Monday, 5 November 2012 20:42 (eleven years ago) link
a backhand
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Monday, 5 November 2012 20:44 (eleven years ago) link
"Facebook be a lickle bit like me natty dread, jah rastafari"
- You Know Who
― Knut Horowitz, Able-Bodied Investment Banker and Ladies Man (Hurting 2), Monday, 5 November 2012 20:44 (eleven years ago) link
-- Paul Ryan
-- Robbie Shakespeare
― Knut Horowitz, Able-Bodied Investment Banker and Ladies Man (Hurting 2), Monday, 5 November 2012 20:45 (eleven years ago) link
And every once in a while you see something that maybe you shouldn’t.
FACEBOOK: every once in a while, you get to see an old man's dessicated scrotum
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Monday, 5 November 2012 20:46 (eleven years ago) link
haha "Facebook is like a lemon party"
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Monday, 5 November 2012 20:47 (eleven years ago) link
I don't know about "once in a while" w/r/t pools, there's always a naked old guy getting changed at every pool
― Infamous dickbiscuits (silby), Monday, 5 November 2012 20:47 (eleven years ago) link
― Knut Horowitz, Able-Bodied Investment Banker and Ladies Man (Hurting 2), Monday, November 5, 2012 3:44 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Monday, November 5, 2012 3:44 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
heard he's dropping a reggae album as Paul Lion
― they say they gon' mod me, see me never do shit (some dude), Monday, 5 November 2012 20:48 (eleven years ago) link
facebook is not like MY pool because i know everyone in my pool
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Monday, 5 November 2012 20:49 (eleven years ago) link
n.b. i have no pool
pools are like facebook bc they give me sinus infections and GUESS WHAT THE OCEAN PWNS SWIMMING POOLS IN YR FACE ZUCKERBERG
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 5 November 2012 21:29 (eleven years ago) link
Pools are like facebook because sometimes a turd pops up that makes you never want to go back in.
― nickn, Monday, 5 November 2012 21:46 (eleven years ago) link
pools are like facebook sometimes you find a used tampon or a bandaid
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 5 November 2012 21:56 (eleven years ago) link
or a dead body
― d-_-b (mh), Monday, 5 November 2012 21:57 (eleven years ago) link
or a baby ruth
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 5 November 2012 21:58 (eleven years ago) link
Courtesy of "Nerds for Obama":
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/29372_10151339967199954_619641228_n.jpg
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Monday, 5 November 2012 23:22 (eleven years ago) link
(self-proclaimed nerds()"i fucking love science" types) (people who are really annoying on facebook)
― Knut Horowitz, Able-Bodied Investment Banker and Ladies Man (Hurting 2), Monday, 5 November 2012 23:43 (eleven years ago) link
that was supposed to be a venn diagram fwiw
― Knut Horowitz, Able-Bodied Investment Banker and Ladies Man (Hurting 2), Monday, 5 November 2012 23:44 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/h1kPk.jpg
via my sisters fridge
― lag∞n, Monday, 5 November 2012 23:55 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/544697_213884188743669_590254546_n.jpg
the best part is that the friend who posted this prefaced it with "DO IT!!!"
― Knut Horowitz, Able-Bodied Investment Banker and Ladies Man (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 00:00 (eleven years ago) link
do it – KILL THEM ALL
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 00:01 (eleven years ago) link
WE FUCKING LOVE ATHEISM
― these wilburys taste like wilburys (donna rouge), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 00:02 (eleven years ago) link
I FUCKING LOVE KILLING IT GIVES MY LIFE MEANING BLAUUOOOOOOGHHHHH!
― Knut Horowitz, Able-Bodied Investment Banker and Ladies Man (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 00:06 (eleven years ago) link
MOUNTAIN VOMITING GREEN AND ORANGE = MEANING BLEAUOHHGHHH
― Knut Horowitz, Able-Bodied Investment Banker and Ladies Man (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 00:11 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIoO-_f-m20
― crüt, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 00:11 (eleven years ago) link
What's the difference between "We Love Atheism" and "We Fucking Love Atheism"? Is this like that one South Park episode where there are the competing atheist factions?
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 00:24 (eleven years ago) link
"TO GIVE LIFE MEANING" IS NOT A MEANING IT IS A PURPOSE YOU SICK FREAKS
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 00:38 (eleven years ago) link
the meaning of life... is meaning
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 00:38 (eleven years ago) link
WHY CAN'T THE CLICHE JUST BE "THE PURPOSE OF LIFE IS TO GIVE LIFE PURPOSE" I JUST HAVE SO MUCH HATE
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 00:39 (eleven years ago) link
the secret of life is to keep secrets FROM LIFE
― Knut Horowitz, Able-Bodied Investment Banker and Ladies Man (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 00:40 (eleven years ago) link
the secret of science is fucking love
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 00:43 (eleven years ago) link
Pools are like facebook because Marco
― Mark G, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 10:56 (eleven years ago) link
Was Bob Marley a keen swimmer?
― make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 11:09 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/SN2cs.jpg
from our friends at i fucking love science
― GOOD LUCK USA! (lag∞n), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:04 (eleven years ago) link
oh fuck off
― d-_-b (mh), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:05 (eleven years ago) link
i made some jpgs the other day that were like pictures of napalmed vietnamese peasants / hiroshima burn victims / thalidomide babies w "I FUCKING / LOVE SCIENCE" on them in the memefont but after the surge of hateful industry that drove me to make them i was kind of :/ about myself and i haven't posted them
― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:06 (eleven years ago) link
"vote for not more than one" is some awkward phrasing
― frojo (clouds), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:07 (eleven years ago) link
Kinda difficult too, since they all come in pairs.I seem to recall in a recent Swedish election, some clevercakes voted for shit like ';drop table votes
― Øystein, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:11 (eleven years ago) link
hahahahahahaha
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:14 (eleven years ago) link
i made some jpgs the other day that were like pictures of napalmed vietnamese peasants / hiroshima burn victims / thalidomide babies w "I FUCKING / LOVE SCIENCE" on them in the memefont but after the surge of hateful industry that drove me to make them i was kind of :/ about myself and i haven't posted them― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, November 6, 2012 2:06 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, November 6, 2012 2:06 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
o_o
― how's life, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:20 (eleven years ago) link
too much time on ilx
― Knut Horowitz, Able-Bodied Investment Banker and Ladies Man (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:35 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/523376_403334096406397_1887603116_n.jpg
― Mordy, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 21:20 (eleven years ago) link
i guess that will make me immortal
― frojo (clouds), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 21:24 (eleven years ago) link
god, someone I know just shared that too
doesn't take into account patrick stewart's snuff habit
― d-_-b (mh), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 21:48 (eleven years ago) link
could have pulled a 1984 pic for better testimony:http://www.daisydownunder.com/images/dune6.jpg
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 21:58 (eleven years ago) link
scientifically suspect, there's no dates on the lohan pictures, cd easily be looking at 40 years there
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 22:21 (eleven years ago) link
i'm not sure how patrick stewart looking 60 his entire life is a good thing
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 22:34 (eleven years ago) link
we have no idea if he actually drinks early grey, a fictional character drank that
― d-_-b (mh), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 22:45 (eleven years ago) link
it was actually liquid cocaine
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 22:46 (eleven years ago) link
1590 2011Blood
― Knut Horowitz, Able-Bodied Investment Banker and Ladies Man (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 22:47 (eleven years ago) link
posted in my feed today:
You say you love rain, but you use an umbrella to walk under it. You say you love sun, but you seek shade when it is shining. You say you love wind, but when it comes you close your window. So that's why I'm scared when you say you love me.- Bob Marley
― emilys., Wednesday, 7 November 2012 04:27 (eleven years ago) link
You say you love dick, but you make me wear a condom. —Bob Marley
― Infamous dickbiscuits (silby), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 04:28 (eleven years ago) link
I'm sure that having an unprecedented progressive agenda advanced will not make Facebook liberals super smug and post terrible pun images oh God dammit
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/536552_10151321071911081_1757019945_n.jpg
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:49 (eleven years ago) link
– Bob Marley
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:55 (eleven years ago) link
Anyone remember when all of the political e-mail forwards were attributed to Robin Williams?
― Knut Horowitz, Able-Bodied Investment Banker and Ladies Man (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 21:58 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/59608_242630255865234_136267884_n.jpg
― Bananaman Begins, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:07 (eleven years ago) link
like this if you want to give yr mom x-ray vision and a heat ray
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:08 (eleven years ago) link
IS a SUPERHERO
― Bananaman Begins, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:09 (eleven years ago) link
overly gloaty and corny election status gifs are kind of getting on my nerves today
― Knut Horowitz, Able-Bodied Investment Banker and Ladies Man (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 22:11 (eleven years ago) link
just imagine how much worse it would be if romney had won
― Mordy, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 23:41 (eleven years ago) link
oh god, the horror
i have already read so much preachy doom-mongering bullshit from my fellow left-leaning britishes in the run-up, i think i would DIE if i had to read all of them post-romnelection.
― of course you end up shazaming yourself (c sharp major), Thursday, 8 November 2012 00:10 (eleven years ago) link
Courtesy of *shudder* Occupy Bacon:
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/430747_382177398524857_741564711_n.jpg
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Thursday, 8 November 2012 00:20 (eleven years ago) link
i'm so over those goddamn someecards
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 8 November 2012 00:28 (eleven years ago) link
Also bacon.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 8 November 2012 00:28 (eleven years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, November 7, 2012 7:28 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
The actual someecards were good, that's a "yourecard" where they let anyone type whatever the fuck they want on a someecard. Big mistake imo.
― Knut Horowitz, Able-Bodied Investment Banker and Ladies Man (Hurting 2), Thursday, 8 November 2012 03:15 (eleven years ago) link
what a disaster for someecards
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 8 November 2012 03:35 (eleven years ago) link
how will ppl be sarcastic on the Internet goodno one man should have all that epower
― Lamborghini mercy, yo sledge she's so percy (m bison), Thursday, 8 November 2012 03:36 (eleven years ago) link
it's only someepower calm down
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Thursday, 8 November 2012 03:56 (eleven years ago) link
beneking
― Mark G, Thursday, 8 November 2012 09:36 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/480703_495457317153834_1735046222_n.jpg
― itt: 'splaining men (ledge), Thursday, 8 November 2012 09:57 (eleven years ago) link
first line should be "You don't need someone to complete you acceptably". i hate uneven equations.
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Thursday, 8 November 2012 10:03 (eleven years ago) link
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN???
― make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Thursday, 8 November 2012 10:11 (eleven years ago) link
NEEDTOYOUNEEDTOYOUcompletely
― Neil S, Thursday, 8 November 2012 10:34 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/545386_427610347301028_965993917_n.jpg
"So true"
― make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Thursday, 8 November 2012 12:59 (eleven years ago) link
make's you think
― Neil S, Thursday, 8 November 2012 13:00 (eleven years ago) link
oh dear: "makes"!
it's awful the way the poppy is hijacked by various political factions and obscures its original, underlying message, that the French are cunts. hat tip Lee Crossley
― Joanna Motorhead (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 8 November 2012 13:24 (eleven years ago) link
Only 15 years old at the time too.
― Albert Crampus (NickB), Thursday, 8 November 2012 13:29 (eleven years ago) link
scarcastially
― Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, 8 November 2012 13:31 (eleven years ago) link
think he meant ska-castically, france has a policy of employing old rude boys as passport officials don't you know
― Albert Crampus (NickB), Thursday, 8 November 2012 13:39 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/285755_382634531811038_797140093_n.png
Comedy genius
― make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Thursday, 8 November 2012 13:50 (eleven years ago) link
is that a 1970s dr who villain
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Thursday, 8 November 2012 13:56 (eleven years ago) link
It's Billy Connolly, who's a Scottish stand-up comic. Next line of that was something like 'what are you going to do with your 53 virgins when you're flying fucking mince' which is a little bit funnier.
― Albert Crampus (NickB), Thursday, 8 November 2012 14:02 (eleven years ago) link
can't believe a frenchwoman had the audacity to ask a man for his passport
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 8 November 2012 14:20 (eleven years ago) link
maybe if he'd arrived by sea by armored transport or parachuted in he wouldn't have needed one, makes you think
― d-_-b (mh), Thursday, 8 November 2012 14:35 (eleven years ago) link
whoa
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 8 November 2012 16:23 (eleven years ago) link
Just wanted to say, I love this thread so much. I'm glad most of these obnoxious macros don't pop up on my FB, but the comments in this thread are always fucking hilarious. Thank you.
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Thursday, 8 November 2012 16:32 (eleven years ago) link
co-sign. still getting lols out of "it's awful the way the poppy is hijacked by various political factions and obscures its original, underlying message, that the French are cunts. hat tip Lee Crossley"
― qiqing, Thursday, 8 November 2012 20:27 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/558956_10200150310506870_307863236_n.jpg
i'm sure plenty of you have seen some version of this but this is BLOWING MY MIND because it was posted by a dude who used to be my dealer, TRU LOLZ
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 8 November 2012 22:01 (eleven years ago) link
― balls, Thursday, 8 November 2012 22:02 (eleven years ago) link
i should call him up and ask if he has any "extra illegal things"
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 8 November 2012 22:03 (eleven years ago) link
I need to go home, I misread "Wear your poopy with pride" and was really grossed out for about 10 seconds before I realized
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, 8 November 2012 22:06 (eleven years ago) link
"if you can get drugs then you can afford groceries" is such a bullshit argument, i mean i'm pretty sure most stores won't let you trade sex for groceries, for one thing
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 8 November 2012 22:10 (eleven years ago) link
but basically, yes, let's punish people with addictions by taking away their ability to pay for food and shelter, yaaaay we solved welfare
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 8 November 2012 22:13 (eleven years ago) link
A friend and I were explaining how dumb a drug test for unemployment is to some other friends and he eventually just explained that his old job in manufacturing usually had a furlough period once a year for 2 - 3 weeks where he'd be eligible for unemployment. He basically used it as either a time to go on hiking trips or would watch tons of old movies. Either way, he did a fair bit of smoking. Due to the fact he was technically laid off for that time, he could collect unemployment.
― d-_-b (mh), Thursday, 8 November 2012 22:16 (eleven years ago) link
also: it would be crazy expensive to even implement and run a drug-testing program in all fifty states. you might even say it's...Wasteful Government Spending?????>
― GAY HIPSTER BATMAN ON HIS WAY TO A CIRCUIT PARTY (donna rouge), Thursday, 8 November 2012 22:20 (eleven years ago) link
congrats, you have a drug problem and now you have no money for food or shelter
― d-_-b (mh), Thursday, 8 November 2012 22:27 (eleven years ago) link
yeah it's not a thoughtful argument based in any sort of practical logic, really, it's about expressing how much you dislike poor brown people without actually saying so
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 8 November 2012 22:28 (eleven years ago) link
Fabulous. I too have seen this posted by girlfriends of super burnouts.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Friday, 9 November 2012 00:06 (eleven years ago) link
https://o.twimg.com/1/proxy.jpg?t=FQQVBBhMaHR0cDovL2Rpc3RpbGxlcnlpbWFnZTcuaW5zdGFncmFtLmNvbS82ZDM0MTlkNDI5ZjkxMWUyODE4MDEyMzEzYjA3NDhiNF83LmpwZxQCFgASAA&s=dRd2ghsBTBxsUxiS_fWsenxo5BY-z4IhyquScnvlEfc
― flag this post and die (roxymuzak), Friday, 9 November 2012 00:15 (eleven years ago) link
yikes
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Friday, 9 November 2012 00:16 (eleven years ago) link
There isn't even anything funny to say about that one. I mean, there is, but… Geez.
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Friday, 9 November 2012 00:20 (eleven years ago) link
― sug ones (omar little), Friday, 9 November 2012 00:21 (eleven years ago) link
who is the dude between ocho and chris brown
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Friday, 9 November 2012 00:22 (eleven years ago) link
this is about the least wrong thing about that image, but Nicki Minaj said her Romney endorsement was a joke
― Knut Horowitz, Able-Bodied Investment Banker and Ladies Man (Hurting 2), Friday, 9 November 2012 00:31 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah, it took me a while to even work out what that was about, b/c Minaj firmly stated that it was a tongue-in-cheek in-character endorsement.
― emil.y, Friday, 9 November 2012 00:57 (eleven years ago) link
speaking of nicki i just discovered the "Musicians are so much sexier than normal people. FACT." group which is roughly 60% "music today sucks"/40% nerd lols
― GAY HIPSTER BATMAN ON HIS WAY TO A CIRCUIT PARTY (donna rouge), Friday, 9 November 2012 01:04 (eleven years ago) link
The person who made that image clearly understands nuanced satire, emil.y.
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Friday, 9 November 2012 01:11 (eleven years ago) link
"in character" endorsements of realistic evils by pop stars need to go ahead and wuit
― flag this post and die (roxymuzak), Friday, 9 November 2012 15:01 (eleven years ago) link
also I had no idea what that jpg even meant but I was p sure it was evil, Ty for confirming. It was actually found on the "discover" tab of my twitter
― flag this post and die (roxymuzak), Friday, 9 November 2012 15:02 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/148158_380450742029807_1442911089_n.jpg
think abt it
― marguerite yourarsenal (clouds), Monday, 12 November 2012 01:38 (eleven years ago) link
*places chicken on ipad*
― lag∞n, Monday, 12 November 2012 01:39 (eleven years ago) link
suddenly I have a craving for hot wings
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 12 November 2012 02:43 (eleven years ago) link
Not sure the economics work out on this, but sure, sounds good to me.
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/561538_528917200469207_450200372_n.jpg
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Monday, 12 November 2012 03:58 (eleven years ago) link
yeah if we had hundreds of thousands of people defending footballs it would be a little harder to pay them so much
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Monday, 12 November 2012 03:59 (eleven years ago) link
guy in the picture DOES NOT HAVE A HELMET
― lag∞n, Monday, 12 November 2012 04:00 (eleven years ago) link
aka he is inhuman garbage
he does have... an antique car
― lag∞n, Monday, 12 November 2012 04:01 (eleven years ago) link
I'm also not sure what the old timey limousine in the background is supposed to represent. Is that the football? I don't really watch sports.
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Monday, 12 November 2012 04:01 (eleven years ago) link
civil war reenactors deserve equal pay
― marguerite yourarsenal (clouds), Monday, 12 November 2012 04:04 (eleven years ago) link
Model T was a v underrated class of tank iirc
lol that soldier looks like a cross between a gendarme and john muir.
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 12 November 2012 04:22 (eleven years ago) link
Don't you lot recognise an old Ford Helmet when you see one?
― Mark G, Monday, 12 November 2012 09:14 (eleven years ago) link
One of my girlfriend's m8s posts this kidna shit all the time. Today's treat:
http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/521736_10151334758561204_153276253_n.jpg
(Taken from the Daily Inspirational Quotes page on fb)
― Blue Collar Retail Assistant (Dwight Yorke), Monday, 12 November 2012 10:06 (eleven years ago) link
"...those who have lit..." shurely? Though spelling is the least of the problems with that...
― Neil S, Monday, 12 November 2012 10:12 (eleven years ago) link
where is frogman henry thunderpants.jpg when you need it?
― Albert Crampus (NickB), Monday, 12 November 2012 10:24 (eleven years ago) link
Someone needs to make a random inspirational messages generator.
― make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Monday, 12 November 2012 11:12 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/c14.0.403.403/p403x403/197169_4557200804675_558830199_n.jpg
― ENBB, Monday, 12 November 2012 11:53 (eleven years ago) link
Great advice for us all.
― Dog the Puffin Hunter (ledge), Monday, 12 November 2012 11:54 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah, I thought so.
― ENBB, Monday, 12 November 2012 11:54 (eleven years ago) link
LOOK LIKE A LADYACT LIKE A BOSSTHINK LIKE A GIRLWORK LIKE A ARMADILLO
― movember spawned a nobster (Noodle Vague), Monday, 12 November 2012 11:56 (eleven years ago) link
I think we should make ridiculous versions of these things and see how far they fly.
― comedy is unnatural and abhorrent (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 12 November 2012 12:13 (eleven years ago) link
is work like a boss supposed to imply working hard or hardly working?
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Monday, 12 November 2012 12:30 (eleven years ago) link
look like a voyeuract like a redgrave
― estela, Monday, 12 November 2012 12:41 (eleven years ago) link
Good lord, that is awful. "Think like a man, look like a girl". WTF.
― โตเกียวเหมียวเหมียว aka Italo Night At Some Trifling Gay Club (Mount Cleaners), Monday, 12 November 2012 12:55 (eleven years ago) link
THat's a david bowie lyric, right?
― Mark G, Monday, 12 November 2012 13:00 (eleven years ago) link
Who the fuck is making these things anyway?
― make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Monday, 12 November 2012 13:00 (eleven years ago) link
Bob Marley, apparently
― Mark G, Monday, 12 November 2012 13:01 (eleven years ago) link
think like a manwork like a bossiron like a lion
― Albert Crampus (NickB), Monday, 12 November 2012 13:05 (eleven years ago) link
― make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Monday, 12 November 2012 13:08 (eleven years ago) link
Want to write "Dress like a politician, purr like a pussycat" on top of still of George Galloway being gros on CBB.
― comedy is unnatural and abhorrent (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 12 November 2012 13:27 (eleven years ago) link
look like a buffaloact like a soldierthink like an ironwork like a lion
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 12 November 2012 16:31 (eleven years ago) link
oh lol i didn't see nickb's
― Albert Crampus (NickB), Monday, November 12, 2012 8:05 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
wow, when an entire thread is compressed into 12 words
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Monday, 12 November 2012 16:57 (eleven years ago) link
"dumb pics and words"
even more compressed
― flag this post and die (roxymuzak), Monday, 12 November 2012 18:19 (eleven years ago) link
"inspiration"
― lag∞n, Monday, 12 November 2012 18:20 (eleven years ago) link
btw OWS has a fuckload of terrible examples of these on their page, sorry OWS
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Monday, 12 November 2012 18:21 (eleven years ago) link
http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/220/0/0/i_love_everything_by_punkichi-d5aeb36.png
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 12 November 2012 19:15 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/20428_10151110378676249_509325416_n.jpg
Is there something you'd like to tell us, Christian Women's Small Business Association?
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Monday, 12 November 2012 20:27 (eleven years ago) link
haha srsly
― lag∞n, Monday, 12 November 2012 20:28 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/554258_513137982030518_725213081_n.jpg
That kid is better at math than I am!
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Monday, 12 November 2012 20:57 (eleven years ago) link
Stop teaching kids what the pythagorean theorm IS, and start showing them what it COULD BE
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Monday, 12 November 2012 20:59 (eleven years ago) link
let's try teaching killbots HOW to kill instead of WHAT to kill
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 12 November 2012 21:17 (eleven years ago) link
LEAVE the gun
TAKE the cannolli
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 12 November 2012 21:28 (eleven years ago) link
George Takei of all people sums up this thread:
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/60763_553686521327472_121638124_n.jpg
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Monday, 12 November 2012 22:01 (eleven years ago) link
that's a little "what happened, i am confused" imo
― goole, Monday, 12 November 2012 22:04 (eleven years ago) link
i want to kneecap the motherfucker who showed takei how to use facebook
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Monday, 12 November 2012 22:08 (eleven years ago) link
There ain't no flies on me.There ain't no flies on me. There may be flies on some of you guys,But there ain't no flies on me.
― Aimless, Monday, 12 November 2012 22:12 (eleven years ago) link
(50-ish-y/o friend's father) likes Teen Swag : )'s photo.
― GAY HIPSTER BATMAN ON HIS WAY TO A CIRCUIT PARTY (donna rouge), Monday, 12 November 2012 22:26 (eleven years ago) link
http://listentoleon.net/wp/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/chris-hansen.jpg
― C:\GAMES\KEEN\KEEN4E.EXE (clouds), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 01:52 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/funny-pictures-dump-a-day-52.jpg
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 07:15 (eleven years ago) link
Oh no, did they take all their music with them?
― Mark G, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 09:29 (eleven years ago) link
I thought the people in the third row were meant to be part of the "heaven" crowd until I realized I couldn't recognize any of them except Bieber.
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 09:59 (eleven years ago) link
Let's see: Bieber, Gaga, Minaj, Black, Jepsen...
― Mark G, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 10:08 (eleven years ago) link
you know who I hate? Young people, that's who.
― Neil S, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 10:29 (eleven years ago) link
Minaj, Black, Jepsen
no idea who any of these people are
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 11:14 (eleven years ago) link
Missed chance for a legit use of Bob Marley.
― Bananaman Begins, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 11:28 (eleven years ago) link
bob marley made that graphic tho, wd be a bit like...come see heaven, I'll be playing with Freddie mercury and judy garland in an all-angel rendition of smoklahoma, hope to see u there, u can see how that wd be a bit LOOK AT ME yknow
― Lamborghini mercy, yo sledge she's so percy (m bison), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 12:13 (eleven years ago) link
Michael Jackson wd be in the "Hell" section if he was still alive, i dig how death makes rockist scum more catholic
― only Brod can judge me (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 13:14 (eleven years ago) link
I was thinking the same, but with regard Amy Winehouse..
― Mark G, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 13:25 (eleven years ago) link
was half surprised whitney wasn't in 'heaven'
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 13:31 (eleven years ago) link
and freddy mercury, guessing he'd be in 'hell' too
well, in more than one way depending on your viewpoint
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 13:39 (eleven years ago) link
Legitimate lol at this one, but it's of a different nature (see what I did there?) than most of the others.
http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/9541/23001610151296025370535.jpg
― C-3PO Sharkey (Phil D.), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 13:45 (eleven years ago) link
do you think those guys know birds descended from dinosaurs, cause you cd make a real case that eating Chick-fil-A makes you gay
― only Brod can judge me (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 13:47 (eleven years ago) link
love how those gay t-rexes are totally gettin' it on
― Neil S, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 14:01 (eleven years ago) link
Today's Serial Killer Homosexuals
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 14:04 (eleven years ago) link
dinosaurs believe(d) in Satan?
― Mark G, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 14:04 (eleven years ago) link
dinosaurs were serial killers?
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 16:10 (eleven years ago) link
tricerial killers
― only Brod can judge me (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 16:10 (eleven years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/5a/Devildino.jpg/249px-Devildino.jpg
― under minnesota shakedown (mh), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 16:11 (eleven years ago) link
more like tyranno-sore-arse amirite
― Albert Crampus (NickB), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 16:14 (eleven years ago) link
BTK - Brontosaurus Triceratops Kittysaurus
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 16:14 (eleven years ago) link
does smooshing cloacae together actually count as sodomy???
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 17:18 (eleven years ago) link
let's just say yes and see where that takes us
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 17:19 (eleven years ago) link
the herbivores were also gay and satanic but somewhat less violent
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 17:22 (eleven years ago) link
really regretting that moment between 2nd and 3rd grade when the answer to "what do you want to do when you grow up?" changed from "paleontologist" to "cartoonist."
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 17:36 (eleven years ago) link
also trying really hard to resist the urge to spend the rest of the day carefully photoshopping a picture of denver the last dinosaur onto a butt magazine cover.
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 17:39 (eleven years ago) link
pretty sure this dinosaur is gay
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02265/Barney_2265600b.jpg
― only Brod can judge me (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 17:41 (eleven years ago) link
well he's definitely a serial killer, that much we know for sure
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 17:44 (eleven years ago) link
http://bimshwel.com/renk/barney/barney3d.gif
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 17:46 (eleven years ago) link
malkovich malkovich malkovich
― paula boradwell (crüt), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 17:53 (eleven years ago) link
<3 you adam, that takes me back to serious .wad days
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 17:56 (eleven years ago) link
― kinder, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 18:06 (eleven years ago) link
he's my friend of dorothy
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 18:13 (eleven years ago) link
xp I think Barney Doom is the first game mod I ever heard of! Good times...
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 18:39 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/3708_10151164884889482_1178226837_n.jpg
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:48 (eleven years ago) link
helloooo fbi agent on the right
― under minnesota shakedown (mh), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 19:06 (eleven years ago) link
that's JJ from Criminal Minds aka AJ Cook
she's super cuet
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 19:15 (eleven years ago) link
oh, it's a tv show, I will stop doing illegal things in the hopes the fbi will bust me, now
― under minnesota shakedown (mh), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 19:28 (eleven years ago) link
god tv ruins everything
― j., Wednesday, 14 November 2012 19:30 (eleven years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 19:31 (eleven years ago) link
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, November 13, 2012 12:36 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
gary larson was the transitional figure that ruined your life
― bish don't kill my bosch (some dude), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 19:35 (eleven years ago) link
hah totes
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 19:44 (eleven years ago) link
that...might be true!
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 19:44 (eleven years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc0v2tvWvM1rcgms9o1_r1_1280.jpg
― running like a young deer (symsymsym), Thursday, 15 November 2012 03:15 (eleven years ago) link
sry hueg
feelin blue? yeah, well, check out this kid on a fuckin boat, u still sad?
― Lamborghini mercy, yo sledge she's so percy (m bison), Thursday, 15 November 2012 03:26 (eleven years ago) link
Naw, the floating text is the voice of God (aka Eckhart Tolle), urging the kid not to jump.
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 15 November 2012 03:31 (eleven years ago) link
So the moral of that platitude is: don't think.
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Thursday, 15 November 2012 03:43 (eleven years ago) link
think...think a thing...make it thinky, to last the whole think longdon't worry that you're not thinking enough for anyone else to thinkjust thinkthink a thing
la lalalalala lalalalala la lalalala
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 15 November 2012 03:48 (eleven years ago) link
that is basically a more pretentious rendering of an aurelius quote
― C:\GAMES\KEEN\KEEN4E.EXE (clouds), Thursday, 15 November 2012 03:51 (eleven years ago) link
is that a kid or a member of the lollipop guild
― mookieproof, Thursday, 15 November 2012 05:06 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/602597_10151092314761968_1766501159_n.jpg
― sug life (rogermexico.), Thursday, 15 November 2012 05:23 (eleven years ago) link
costume for the event?
― bill cosby synclavier samples (electricsound), Thursday, 15 November 2012 05:31 (eleven years ago) link
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/24689587/The+Locust+locustjapan.jpg
― fiscal cliff burton (get bent), Thursday, 15 November 2012 05:33 (eleven years ago) link
jean jacket for the event, weed
― lag∞n, Thursday, 15 November 2012 05:35 (eleven years ago) link
brown m&m's bathrobesCHEESE TRAY
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 15 November 2012 05:47 (eleven years ago) link
you are literally paying for the guitar lessons his parents paid for when he was 9
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Thursday, 15 November 2012 06:09 (eleven years ago) link
And the guitar lessons he's paying for for his kid age 9.
― Mark G, Thursday, 15 November 2012 09:28 (eleven years ago) link
they buy new instruments for every gig?
― only Brod can judge me (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 15 November 2012 09:53 (eleven years ago) link
What you think you're paying for:A piece of chewing gum
What you are actually paying for:A piece of chewing gumHarvesting of sugarFactory equipment for mixing & molding gum, plus packaging itOperators of equipment, plus their trainingTransporting said gum across the sea and to your local store
Not to mention:Awesome hubba-bubba cartoons on the back of comic books
Still think charging 50 cents for a pack of gum is TOO MUCH?
― Øystein, Thursday, 15 November 2012 10:21 (eleven years ago) link
you wouldn't download a gig
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Thursday, 15 November 2012 10:54 (eleven years ago) link
As a local promoter who regularly spends fucking hours of his spare time designing flyers, stumping up money for printing, paying money to hire venues, soundmen, security people, dealing with greedy management companies, handling primadonna no-name bandmembers, organising riders, sacrificing weeks of my time on promo blogs and bludgeoning social media bollocks, fretting over attendance figures, door prices and everything else involved in running a successful night while receiving little-to-no personal remuneration whatosever from my endeavours, this kind of thing makes me want to stab whoever wrote it in the face over and over and over again
― make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Thursday, 15 November 2012 10:54 (eleven years ago) link
Nothing worse than some small-time artist who believes that just because they learnt some scales and spent a bit of time in a studio it means they're owed a living. It's this kind of cunt who goes round painting promoters as soulless, money-grubbing industrymen as opposed to music fans who work in the call centre all day and stay up till 3am most nights for fear of having to cough-up out their own pockets if the night isn't a success.
― make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Thursday, 15 November 2012 11:02 (eleven years ago) link
that one tries to present itself as a universal cry of anger yet seems like it was made in response to one specific incident
― Joanna Motorhead (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 15 November 2012 12:18 (eleven years ago) link
also just saw this http://vomitinducing.tumblr.com/ which is a p good resource for this thread, albeit spoiled by the compiler's quips not being as funny as they think they are
― Joanna Motorhead (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 15 November 2012 12:21 (eleven years ago) link
music is its own reward, dog latin
― Ward Fowler, Thursday, 15 November 2012 12:24 (eleven years ago) link
I'm not saying people don't deserve to be paid for what they deserve, but expecting promoters to stump up large amounts of cash just because 'WAAAAH I have to pay for my own guitar strings and I don't wanna work in the call centre' is such a load of bullshit. There's this local semi-pro hiphop producer I know who regularly moans on Facebook that rappers have the audacity to ask to use his beats for free. He once called me up asking if I had any DJ gigs going, and when I said we had an hour slot after the bands finish, he said "Great, I'll do it for £100". Considering the most I can charge on the door is about a fiver before people stop showing up and average attendance is between 70-110 people, this is completely unrealistic.
I have never made any money from promoting - any profit I turn over goes straight into the next night and I've built these into the best series of gig/club nights in my local area over the course of 6 years. It's largely thankless work, save for a few good words from the local live music community but I do it because I love my scene and I want to keep it running.
So when people start calling small-time promoters out as tightwad meanies with a big Scrooge McDuck-style pool of money at home in which they swim at the end of the day chuckling to themselves about how they successfully ripped off another poor amateur band, I get very very fucked off indeed. The fact these types of macros get circulated around Facebook on a regular basis destroys our reputations, gives musicians an inflated sense of worth and ultimately kills grassroots music scenes.
It's this kind of shite that's made me have to take a step back from promoting as it's actually costing me more money to put on shows than it's making me, not to mention the time. I spent two months putting together a very successful (by local standards) Halloween show this year and came out £80 down. So seeing amateur musicians demanding a living wage for doing something that is, essentially, a hobby, well that racks me off. The truth is if you want to get to that stage you have to work for it, and you often have to work for little or nothing - and yes, it's hard hard work and it's expensive, and that's why people have day jobs.
― make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Thursday, 15 November 2012 13:00 (eleven years ago) link
wait, which one of you started this:
http://vomitinducing.tumblr.com/
― scott seward, Thursday, 15 November 2012 13:29 (eleven years ago) link
come on, confess.
― scott seward, Thursday, 15 November 2012 13:31 (eleven years ago) link
See, you ARE paying for some people to make music on stage. All the right-hand column shit is what they have to do to be able to be hired.
― under minnesota shakedown (mh), Thursday, 15 November 2012 13:41 (eleven years ago) link
^
― make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Thursday, 15 November 2012 14:20 (eleven years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdjehfCKQ21qiib89o1_500.jpg
not facebook but tumblr of a company that sells ties from vintage fabrics
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 15 November 2012 17:06 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92IkddsjtAA
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 15 November 2012 17:08 (eleven years ago) link
^^^ is pretty much how I feel about that tie ad
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 15 November 2012 17:09 (eleven years ago) link
why did there have to be a 10 minute "best-of mama's family" clip at the end of that youtube? i have shit to do here.
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 15 November 2012 17:11 (eleven years ago) link
Shared so many times today
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/s480x480/558952_499917586695924_1123268882_n.jpg
― how's life, Thursday, 15 November 2012 20:46 (eleven years ago) link
not to get technical but according to the dictionary sometimes words have more than one meaning
― lag∞n, Thursday, 15 November 2012 20:47 (eleven years ago) link
*drinks rubbing alcohol, goes blind and dies*
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Thursday, 15 November 2012 20:58 (eleven years ago) link
not to get technical, but according to Ozzy, alcohol is a solution
*shreds riff for Suicide Solution on air guitar*
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 15 November 2012 21:06 (eleven years ago) link
ok i'm done waiting for someone else to point out that alcohol is not a solution according to chemistry
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 15 November 2012 21:10 (eleven years ago) link
you made me be that guy
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 15 November 2012 21:11 (eleven years ago) link
sorry man
― goole, Thursday, 15 November 2012 21:11 (eleven years ago) link
indeed
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 15 November 2012 21:12 (eleven years ago) link
it's why we love you RS
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 15 November 2012 21:13 (eleven years ago) link
http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumblarge_697/1340754387J22fm5.jpg
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 15 November 2012 21:14 (eleven years ago) link
lol @ attributing that quote to kurt cobain!!!!
― flag this post and die (roxymuzak), Thursday, 15 November 2012 22:32 (eleven years ago) link
the new bob marley
https://twitter.com/kurtquote
― lag∞n, Thursday, 15 November 2012 22:38 (eleven years ago) link
I've found it - I've foudn the hive: http://www.thelawofattraction.co.uk/
― make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Thursday, 15 November 2012 23:18 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/32315_524700760892234_966712816_n.jpg
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Friday, 16 November 2012 01:49 (eleven years ago) link
That last one has some really disturbing grammar mangling.
'repost if you agree'
-- bob marley
― mookieproof, Friday, 16 November 2012 01:51 (eleven years ago) link
THEY WILL KNOW YOU BY THE TRAIL OF THE DEAD
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 November 2012 03:04 (eleven years ago) link
broke, being a bitch, parasitic brain slug
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 16 November 2012 03:17 (eleven years ago) link
They will know who they are :)
― Neil S, Friday, 16 November 2012 09:49 (eleven years ago) link
A TRUE FRIEND don't care if you're white black a bitch or a fucking bum off of the streets. If you rap about shooting people, smoking blunts, wearing timbs, drinking hennessy, and whatever else, I'll buy your music. If you rap about your girl, but don't call her a bitch, fuck you. If you rap about the economy and how its hurts migrant workers, fuck you. If you rap about your rap telekenisis or some equally retarded nerd shit, fuck you. That basically how I break it down to an extent.
― how's life, Friday, 16 November 2012 09:51 (eleven years ago) link
- Will SMith
― give me back my 200 dollars (NotEnough), Friday, 16 November 2012 09:53 (eleven years ago) link
― how's life, Friday, 16 November 2012 09:54 (eleven years ago) link
- Mitt Romney
― Mark G, Friday, 16 November 2012 10:10 (eleven years ago) link
More from vomitinducingtumblr:
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdk1l79aNa1rkpy5io1_500.jpg
― make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Friday, 16 November 2012 14:25 (eleven years ago) link
if i don't see it on every mother and father's wall, i'm calling the child abuse hotline!
― C:\GAMES\KEEN\KEEN4E.EXE (clouds), Friday, 16 November 2012 14:29 (eleven years ago) link
I'm an unmarried childless 23yrold and Disney movies, family dinners, and cuddles all feature fairly prominently in my life. I do think about myself like 100% of the time.
― Fieri-brand sausages into my and your ready holes (silby), Friday, 16 November 2012 16:52 (eleven years ago) link
in my experience, having kids makes you hate Disney movies, for the most part
― silverfish, Friday, 16 November 2012 17:06 (eleven years ago) link
not true! i totally enjoyed wrench-it ralph last week.
― scott seward, Friday, 16 November 2012 17:27 (eleven years ago) link
or whatever it was called.
magic mike
― balls, Friday, 16 November 2012 17:31 (eleven years ago) link
I feel sad for ppl who need to have kids to like 'kid's stuff'
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 November 2012 18:05 (eleven years ago) link
wanna play Barbies, VG?
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Friday, 16 November 2012 18:16 (eleven years ago) link
we're bronies
― under minnesota shakedown (mh), Friday, 16 November 2012 18:21 (eleven years ago) link
Repost if you get it.
idgi
― Aimless, Friday, 16 November 2012 18:22 (eleven years ago) link
FFM totally. You can have the townhouse and I'll have the Corvette.
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 November 2012 18:33 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/155937_410421879029281_1171507418_n.jpg
The moral of a lot of these seems to be "don't think."
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Friday, 16 November 2012 18:53 (eleven years ago) link
haha i like that one
― flopson, Friday, 16 November 2012 18:59 (eleven years ago) link
Kids one is really obnoxious because, who writes their own little spiel and then insists "hope I see this reposted on EVERYONE'S WALL," I mean when is that okay social behavior?
otoh I don't have kids so maybe I can't understand.
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 16 November 2012 21:03 (eleven years ago) link
i wonder abt the people who write these things
― lag∞n, Friday, 16 November 2012 22:35 (eleven years ago) link
this thread isn't fun anymore
all these people ruined it with their macros, the macros have beaten us
― j., Friday, 16 November 2012 22:36 (eleven years ago) link
"I hope I see this reposted on everyone's wall, because if not I may allow doubt to penetrate the mental and emotional fortress I have erected and fall back into depression about my loss of freedom"
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Friday, 16 November 2012 22:50 (eleven years ago) link
― some dude, Sunday, August 19, 2012 3:33 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
doctor casino otm but considering how widespread this shit is i don't think it has anything to do with parenthood
― some dude, Friday, 16 November 2012 23:07 (eleven years ago) link
it sort of fits in with every exaggerated/satirized representation of PTA meeting parents i've seen
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Friday, 16 November 2012 23:20 (eleven years ago) link
HAVE A BAD AS WEEKEND GUYS
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/599890_487668224606981_1319916549_n.jpg
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Friday, 16 November 2012 23:42 (eleven years ago) link
I don't know if that's a parody or not, but it makes me happy.
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Friday, 16 November 2012 23:46 (eleven years ago) link
i dunno i think that kind of behavior will get you kicked out of panera
― j., Friday, 16 November 2012 23:49 (eleven years ago) link
thought that was an animal post
― paula boradwell (crüt), Friday, 16 November 2012 23:51 (eleven years ago) link
you have to have some serious contempt for your fellow bong-hitting man if you think SMOAK PARTIE DIMEBACK DARRELLS METALICA miiiight not be a parody
― some dude, Saturday, 17 November 2012 00:04 (eleven years ago) link
i'm not sure where those things originate from but they're everywhere and mostly not funny
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Saturday, 17 November 2012 00:10 (eleven years ago) link
I feel like my posting history here has pretty much proven that I am basically fueled by contempt.
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Saturday, 17 November 2012 00:31 (eleven years ago) link
panera shread
― C:\GAMES\KEEN\KEEN4E.EXE (clouds), Saturday, 17 November 2012 01:21 (eleven years ago) link
hahaha that "panera" one was made by chaki you guys
― flag this post and die (roxymuzak), Saturday, 17 November 2012 06:37 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/532172_429846667068429_1875737119_n.jpg
~ facebook.com/allfamousquotes
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 17 November 2012 15:42 (eleven years ago) link
uh, I'm not convinced it's a good idea to open that door
― Moodles, Saturday, 17 November 2012 15:56 (eleven years ago) link
what kind of wuss would send someone else to open the fear door
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Saturday, 17 November 2012 16:18 (eleven years ago) link
So, not a joke then?
I kid because I love)
― nickn, Saturday, 17 November 2012 16:50 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/8759_556409341052096_220308198_n.jpg
― paula boradwell (crüt), Saturday, 17 November 2012 18:53 (eleven years ago) link
― Fieri-brand sausages into my and your ready holes (silby), Saturday, 17 November 2012 18:56 (eleven years ago) link
someone needs a hug
― Aimless, Saturday, 17 November 2012 18:58 (eleven years ago) link
lol nickn
― K3v Ink (some dude), Saturday, 17 November 2012 19:02 (eleven years ago) link
encouraging an artist has its costs -- it gave us a bunch of kevin smith movies, for one thing
discouraging bad artists is v important
― flag this post and die (roxymuzak), Saturday, 17 November 2012 20:12 (eleven years ago) link
What about Hitler? Look what discouraging him led to.
― nickn, Saturday, 17 November 2012 20:29 (eleven years ago) link
indeed, he was like the Chasing Amy of world leaders
― K3v Ink (some dude), Saturday, 17 November 2012 20:39 (eleven years ago) link
Just don't go to their bad art show! I agree with the sunburnt beardo image
― badg, Saturday, 17 November 2012 21:27 (eleven years ago) link
lonely guy, thinking baout pats on the back
― Neil S, Saturday, 17 November 2012 21:35 (eleven years ago) link
Like if you would answer the door
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/539887_133327603486117_165795931_n.jpg
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 17 November 2012 23:36 (eleven years ago) link
or perhaps this is more your speed
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/c0.0.401.401/p403x403/562024_377297529014499_1904955827_n.jpg
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 17 November 2012 23:39 (eleven years ago) link
what's he selling?
― only Brod can judge me (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 November 2012 23:40 (eleven years ago) link
does water to wine housecalls for yr faucets iirc
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 17 November 2012 23:42 (eleven years ago) link
would answer door in that case
― only Brod can judge me (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 November 2012 23:43 (eleven years ago) link
annals of inexplicable new twitter followers
https://twitter.com/clearawareness
― Fieri-brand sausages into my and your ready holes (silby), Sunday, 18 November 2012 00:03 (eleven years ago) link
Love how that mage comes from "GodOfficialPage". Guess even He has to beg people to like his shitty macros.
― sktsh, Sunday, 18 November 2012 00:37 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/283373_430063570380072_690220631_n.jpg
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/72180_430005807052515_1456099826_n.jpg
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/482916_429801267072969_735822952_n.jpg
all posted in the last 24 hours by facebook.com/allfamousquotes , couldn't choose
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 18 November 2012 01:38 (eleven years ago) link
actually, with a second look, the helvetica clusterfuck in the middle wins
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 18 November 2012 01:39 (eleven years ago) link
all those other veins that dont connect to the heart
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Sunday, 18 November 2012 02:11 (eleven years ago) link
that would certainly explain a few things about my body
― THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Sunday, 18 November 2012 02:15 (eleven years ago) link
like why your legs fell off
― Fieri-brand sausages into my and your ready holes (silby), Sunday, 18 November 2012 02:15 (eleven years ago) link
notactuallyfacts | tumblr
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 18 November 2012 02:17 (eleven years ago) link
i just need to find a woman who's now only proud and glad to have a legless man, but will also take every risk and effort to be with a legless man.
― THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Sunday, 18 November 2012 02:18 (eleven years ago) link
legless took down that elephant thing pretty hardcore
― K3v Ink (some dude), Sunday, 18 November 2012 02:25 (eleven years ago) link
Both of these showed up in my feed within an hour of each other. Can we get a fucking moratorium on this shit?Jesus christ.
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/534631_491912430841671_1135382036_n.jpg(care of "Red White And Blue News")
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/404996_438383596221518_1518691969_n.jpg(care of "Republican Family Values)
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 18 November 2012 03:09 (eleven years ago) link
Stanley Tucci...is Satan? (Or Satanas?)
― WilliamC, Sunday, 18 November 2012 03:15 (eleven years ago) link
Stanley Tucci is the lead singer of Santana, yes
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 18 November 2012 03:28 (eleven years ago) link
i was like who's allfa mous and why did he get so quoted
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Sunday, 18 November 2012 03:48 (eleven years ago) link
I sure hope Gene fucking Wilder gets some kind of royalty off those.
― nickn, Sunday, 18 November 2012 07:06 (eleven years ago) link
of course he does, keanu reeves made more money off gifs than all the matrix movies combined
― K3v Ink (some dude), Sunday, 18 November 2012 12:06 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/408989_10151125308071342_677570378_n.jpg
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Sunday, 18 November 2012 20:44 (eleven years ago) link
"Oh, so you decided to reverse my photo?"
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Sunday, 18 November 2012 20:51 (eleven years ago) link
"tell me more about your pirated copy of photoshop"
― resplendent quetzal spokil (clouds), Sunday, 18 November 2012 21:07 (eleven years ago) link
warning: takei got a tumblr
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Sunday, 18 November 2012 21:57 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=500991803267604&set=a.244903342209786.71434.212514318782022&type=1&theater
OMG Einstine wai we no listen2u?
― qiqing, Sunday, 18 November 2012 22:03 (eleven years ago) link
Woops, formatting erroor.
― qiqing, Sunday, 18 November 2012 22:05 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.facebook.com/TheIDEAlistRevolution
holy fuck this page
― resplendent quetzal spokil (clouds), Sunday, 18 November 2012 22:07 (eleven years ago) link
i get ~2-4 of those per week : /
― j., Sunday, 18 November 2012 22:11 (eleven years ago) link
pretty good red flag whenever anyone who is not a physicist uses the word 'masses'
― j., Sunday, 18 November 2012 22:14 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/WPSWn.jpg
― Swole Miss (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 18 November 2012 22:17 (eleven years ago) link
^^ all those will generally keep a well functioning body functioning well. Beyond that, they usually do no harm. But all these are widely available during cholera epidemics and don't really perform up to a high standard in such situations.
― Aimless, Sunday, 18 November 2012 22:38 (eleven years ago) link
and they can't write you a prescription for cialis
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Sunday, 18 November 2012 22:51 (eleven years ago) link
doctor 6: DIE
― zvookster, Monday, 19 November 2012 00:13 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/72084_488771544489630_2139508110_n.jpg
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Monday, 19 November 2012 02:11 (eleven years ago) link
er...
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Monday, 19 November 2012 02:12 (eleven years ago) link
our society...
that was a hilarious folktale long before it was a terrible comic with the phrase "utilize the mule" in it
― Fieri-brand sausages into my and your ready holes (silby), Monday, 19 November 2012 02:22 (eleven years ago) link
mule usings
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 19 November 2012 02:24 (eleven years ago) link
really annoying that they missed obvious punchline scenario where they're carrying the mule on their backs
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 19 November 2012 02:46 (eleven years ago) link
think that may be the punchline in the folktale
― Fieri-brand sausages into my and your ready holes (silby), Monday, 19 November 2012 03:01 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.deborahkbates.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/facebook_-1252685022.jpg
― flag this post and die (roxymuzak), Monday, 19 November 2012 05:50 (eleven years ago) link
If Ancient Ayurvedic proverbs are wrong, this child is probably already dead.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 19 November 2012 05:52 (eleven years ago) link
^^ Mary Baker Eddy eat your heart out!
― Aimless, Monday, 19 November 2012 05:53 (eleven years ago) link
mule /= donkey
― lag∞n, Monday, 19 November 2012 06:32 (eleven years ago) link
http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Sufism/Nasrudin#People.27s_talk
― s.clover, Monday, 19 November 2012 06:42 (eleven years ago) link
It's all pictures of dead babies v. pictures of Nazis on my feed in the last 24 hours.
― Three Word Username, Monday, 19 November 2012 06:46 (eleven years ago) link
nasrudin is dope, why can't all these people trade nasrudin stories instead
― j., Monday, 19 November 2012 06:49 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/295862_565413170152568_901805568_n.jpg
Courtesy of our very own Drugs A. Money! (He didn't seem to agree with it, by the way)
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Monday, 19 November 2012 08:48 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/480696_445969382128718_1657520889_n.jpg
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Monday, 19 November 2012 09:08 (eleven years ago) link
"Because whenever its Christmas the kids only wait for you and not me! They only celebrate Christmas because of you! Why Santa, why not Jesus? -Dec. 25 is for Jesus not for Santa. (Repost if You Believe in Jesus !) P.S He Knows You Looked <3 - deny me in front of your friends and I will deny you in front of my Father"-- Mark 25:13
― fun facts about human waste (Merdeyeux), Monday, 19 November 2012 09:15 (eleven years ago) link
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Monday, 19 November 2012 09:42 (eleven years ago) link
Because Santa comes once a year, whereas we've been waiting for blummin ages for the second coming.
A'right?
― Mark G, Monday, 19 November 2012 09:42 (eleven years ago) link
Matthew 10:32-33 iirc, it's known as "the denial of Santa"
― of course you end up shazaming yourself (c sharp major), Monday, 19 November 2012 11:01 (eleven years ago) link
http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/8082/55009755297371471729012.jpg
GENIUS has six letters but so does STUPID
― super perv powder (Phil D.), Monday, 19 November 2012 13:14 (eleven years ago) link
DICK has four lettersbut so does BUTT
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Monday, 19 November 2012 13:16 (eleven years ago) link
Q: Are we not MEN?A: DEVO has four letters
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Monday, 19 November 2012 13:18 (eleven years ago) link
SANTA has five lettersBut JESUS hasn't seen the mailman for years
― Albert Crampus (NickB), Monday, 19 November 2012 13:23 (eleven years ago) link
LOL @ jealous Jesus what psychopath writes these?
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 19 November 2012 16:46 (eleven years ago) link
Jesus: I'm Sad.
― Neil S, Monday, 19 November 2012 16:48 (eleven years ago) link
Does Jesus text with the Easter Bunny too?
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 19 November 2012 16:53 (eleven years ago) link
Thinking of starting a meta-meme where we replace "-Bob Marley" with "-Shabba Ranks"
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Monday, 19 November 2012 16:53 (eleven years ago) link
SHABA
― lag∞n, Monday, 19 November 2012 18:13 (eleven years ago) link
"Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent."
― Neil S, Monday, 19 November 2012 20:45 (eleven years ago) link
- Shabba Ranks
― Neil S, Monday, 19 November 2012 20:46 (eleven years ago) link
A 50- something year old white woman arrived at her seat on a crowded flight and immediately didn't want the seat. The seat was next to a black man. Disgusted, the woman immediately summoned the flight attendant and demanded a new seat. The woman said "I cannot sit here next to this black man." The fight attendant said "Let me see if I can find another seat." After checking, the flight attendant returned and stated "Ma'am, there are no more seats in economy, but I will check with the captain and see if there is something in first class." About 10 minutes went by and the flight attendant returned and stated "The captain has confirmed that there are no more seats in economy, but there is one in first class. It is our company policy to never move a person from economy to first class, but being that it would be some sort of scandal to force a person to sit next to an UNPLEASANT person, the captain agreed to make the switch to first class." Before the woman could say anything, the attendant gestured to the black man and said, "Therefore sir, if you would so kindly retrieve your personal items, we would like to move you to the comfort of first class as the captain doesn't want you to sit next to an unpleasant person." Passengers in the seats nearby began to applause while some gave a standing ovation.
LIKEIf you are against racism,
― sug ones (omar little), Monday, 19 November 2012 20:53 (eleven years ago) link
BOOM.
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Monday, 19 November 2012 20:56 (eleven years ago) link
barf
― Fieri-brand sausages into my and your ready holes (silby), Monday, 19 November 2012 20:56 (eleven years ago) link
"A pair of sunglasses then descended from an overhead compartment onto the head of the flight attendant, who remarked to the woman, 'Deal with it.'"
― super perv powder (Phil D.), Monday, 19 November 2012 20:57 (eleven years ago) link
the woman was like thanks i got what i wanted
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Monday, 19 November 2012 20:58 (eleven years ago) link
^^ haha yes
― mh, Monday, 19 November 2012 21:00 (eleven years ago) link
racism: it's unpleasant
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Monday, 19 November 2012 21:01 (eleven years ago) link
50-something year old white women be racist
― paula boradwell (crüt), Monday, 19 November 2012 21:06 (eleven years ago) link
"I cannot sit here next to this black man."
― sug ones (omar little), Monday, 19 November 2012 21:07 (eleven years ago) link
I wonder if you could pretend to be racist to get free seat upgrades for your black friends
― mh, Monday, 19 November 2012 21:09 (eleven years ago) link
the silent nobility of the black man in this story is what moves me the most
― sug ones (omar little), Monday, 19 November 2012 21:09 (eleven years ago) link
a hoos would have thrown her out of the plane
― mookieproof, Monday, 19 November 2012 21:09 (eleven years ago) link
http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs2/1639070_o.gif
― sug ones (omar little), Monday, 19 November 2012 21:11 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=h60r2HPsiuM&feature=youtube_gdata_player
― Mozzarella i Fieri (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 19 November 2012 21:15 (eleven years ago) link
Thanks for the link, Dad. Only love of DOG can put me over the top. I see that now!
― Mozzarella i Fieri (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 19 November 2012 21:16 (eleven years ago) link
― sug ones (omar little), Monday, November 19, 2012 4:09 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
TBF, the story leaves out his reactions, such as "Thankyuh miss" and "this sho is fancy!"
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Monday, 19 November 2012 21:18 (eleven years ago) link
xp re: math worship video. The soundtrack is cringeworthy. Is your dad also a pythagorean? Hint: if so, he would not eat beans.
― Aimless, Monday, 19 November 2012 21:20 (eleven years ago) link
My dad is catholic. I was catholic. That video is not catholic.
― Mozzarella i Fieri (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 19 November 2012 21:28 (eleven years ago) link
ZZZZZZZZZZ = 260%
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Monday, 19 November 2012 21:39 (eleven years ago) link
*secret agents immediately corner zachlyon for his beautiful mind*
― Mozzarella i Fieri (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 19 November 2012 21:41 (eleven years ago) link
nothing can ever go wrong as long as i'm asleep
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Monday, 19 November 2012 21:47 (eleven years ago) link
wait how the fuck could you give a standing ovation in an airplane? I CALL BULLSHIT
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 19 November 2012 22:19 (eleven years ago) link
the captain is in charge of all seating arrangements and can approve seating upgrades on the fly, yes, that much HAS to be true, because he is a male authority figure, i mean, right?
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Monday, 19 November 2012 22:24 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlRnAa1NtBc
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Monday, 19 November 2012 22:27 (eleven years ago) link
the professor smiled
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Monday, 19 November 2012 22:29 (eleven years ago) link
the jar is full of bees
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 19 November 2012 22:45 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/405030_294203740691388_421290071_n.jpg
caption: "ironic".
― s.clover, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 04:43 (eleven years ago) link
man that shit looks cool
― Fieri-brand sausages into my and your ready holes (silby), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 05:04 (eleven years ago) link
Damn, I was coming here to post the philosophy professor thing.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 06:19 (eleven years ago) link
Wait, is that true, or could the airline get sued for that, and why don't they?
Anyway, the white lady has an attitude. Do those passengers have any sense? The flight should be grounded immediately! No one's accusing her of being a terrorist, but someone causing conflict on an airplane should be booted or the plane should be grounded.
Is this story real?
Speaking of Facebook, I can't take all of the religious propaganda on it. I mean, I don't like opening it every day and seeing your sappy anti-abortion artwork. They're all getting blocked.
― โตเกียวเหมียวเหมียว aka Italo Night at Some Gay Club (Mount Cleaners), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 09:48 (eleven years ago) link
Also cf. Jet Blue story, a favorite of mine:
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/08/10/nyregion/10attendant.html
― โตเกียวเหมียวเหมียว aka Italo Night at Some Gay Club (Mount Cleaners), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 09:50 (eleven years ago) link
predator drones are so weird looking, it's like they don't have eyes, like animals that evolve in deep dark caves
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 13:13 (eleven years ago) link
http://i390.photobucket.com/albums/oo346/HadrianVIII/marleyfacebook.jpg
― Hadrian VIII, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 13:31 (eleven years ago) link
Hadrian VIII for presidetn.
― super perv powder (Phil D.), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 13:35 (eleven years ago) link
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 15:32 (eleven years ago) link
Wait, is that true
no.
― paula boradwell (crüt), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 15:48 (eleven years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcel8mW2J41rce4duo1_500.png
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 16:02 (eleven years ago) link
lol dude has his own quote on his wall and is reading a newspaper about himself, what a fucking egomaniac
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 16:21 (eleven years ago) link
man nyt really scrutinizing steven slater. it's not a mystery!
― j., Tuesday, 20 November 2012 16:30 (eleven years ago) link
Suggested alt thread title
― Bananaman Begins, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 19:46 (eleven years ago) link
Today and every day, I find solace in the fact that I am insignificant. 1 of 7 billion, in 1 solar system of billions, in 1 galaxy of billions, in an entirely endless universe of amazing and unimaginable possibilities. I could ruin my life and do nothing, but in the scale of things, nothing really matters. If I mess up, it makes no difference. And in a backwards way, I love it. It means I have nothing to lose. This realization has helped me find the courage to make difficult decisions and take calculated risks. It’s one of the primary reasons my web start-up is going to make over six figures this year.
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 20:51 (eleven years ago) link
It means everything you lose has total significance to you, but little to the world if you succeed, imo
― mh, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 20:55 (eleven years ago) link
facebook means everything to Mark Zuckerberg's life, but at the heat death of the universe, both will mean nothing.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mchyeaVITW1r6jc0lo1_1280.png
I don't know, both sides look delicious to me.
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 01:39 (eleven years ago) link
that dog has a huge head
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 01:41 (eleven years ago) link
Once the utility of a pet has been fully achieved, it frees one to seek other sorts of utility from animals?
― Aimless, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 01:44 (eleven years ago) link
There are people I love, but that doesn't stop me from eating delicious human flesh.
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 02:03 (eleven years ago) link
trust me you don't want a cow living in your house, its gonna wreck all your shit. better to just kill it and eat it. But the same goes for dogs who can't be potty-trained, etc.
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 02:07 (eleven years ago) link
No you don't understand, Dinner is the name of my dog
― silverfish, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 02:20 (eleven years ago) link
if you love animals why eat animals called pets, called dinner?
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 02:33 (eleven years ago) link
I feel dumber for having looked at that picture
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 02:39 (eleven years ago) link
http://img45.imageshack.us/img45/3795/nonmultitaskingkt0.jpg
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 02:42 (eleven years ago) link
VG otm
― paula boradwell (crüt), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 02:43 (eleven years ago) link
you wouldn't download a pet
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 02:45 (eleven years ago) link
hahaha omg I had forgotten about that
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 02:45 (eleven years ago) link
how can you hug a baby pet with filetmignon arms
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 02:49 (eleven years ago) link
if you'd fuck a woman you call girlfriend, why not fuck a woman called mom?
― mh, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 03:05 (eleven years ago) link
would you eat your dog? if you were hungry enough? if it were a pizza?
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 03:08 (eleven years ago) link
would you find your dog a holy beast over time? cows are for some people. think about it.
― mh, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 03:09 (eleven years ago) link
what if were made your dog into a delicious salami and sliced it real thin
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 03:11 (eleven years ago) link
q: what do you call a dog with no legs a: meatloaf
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 03:19 (eleven years ago) link
http://sadhillnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/if-ye-love-wealth-better-than-liberty-sam-adams-samuel-philadelphia-1776-sad-hill-news-1.jpg
Like if ye love the animating contest of freedom better than the tranquility of servitude.
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 15:11 (eleven years ago) link
I hope I dost see this on the wall of all who dost not wish to crouch down and lick the hands which feed them.
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 15:12 (eleven years ago) link
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y68/Duck-Thane/602465_384953141589488_811900189_n.jpg
― Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 15:15 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/auLqx.jpg
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 15:25 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/224126_10151329091436718_855813691_n.jpg
― Mordy, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 16:28 (eleven years ago) link
okay I laughed at the labyrinth one
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 17:05 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/262041_545937155432080_352236873_n.jpg
― scott seward, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 17:06 (eleven years ago) link
couldn't remember if that was on here or not. and i don't know how serious it is.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 17:07 (eleven years ago) link
That is hilarious and I'm actually tempted to share it myself.
― emil.y, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 17:07 (eleven years ago) link
guilty lols at this, but
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/65109_4036885765528_638026219_n.jpg
context: http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/DC-Facebook-Firestorm-Should-She-Lose-Her-Job-180301321.html
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 17:11 (eleven years ago) link
its a great picture. so hard to be punk rock in 2012. kudos.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 17:13 (eleven years ago) link
tbc: lolling at the gif, not her joke
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 17:14 (eleven years ago) link
original photo: not funny, yet ghost marine crying about her pose with blood red angry text, somehow funny. fucked up really.
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 17:15 (eleven years ago) link
i'm pretty sure i think the original photo is funny. the pose is really good. the additional stuff is a nice touch though.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 17:18 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/306041_10152299753505151_1007223000_n.jpg
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 17:26 (eleven years ago) link
LOL @ "Share this advice to Christians", what language was this originally written in?
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 17:27 (eleven years ago) link
i've always wanted to visit my great great grandpappy at arlington. don't know how quiet we'd be if i brought the kids.
http://www.arlingtoncemetery.net/swsaxton-100302-mrp.jpg
― scott seward, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 17:29 (eleven years ago) link
whoa, was he in the civil war?
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 17:33 (eleven years ago) link
yeah that arlington pic just kinda made me smdh but the macro with the blood red lettering is kinda lol.
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 17:36 (eleven years ago) link
yeah him and his famous brother were both in the civil war. well, famous if you are a civil war buff. his brother rufus got a killer monument at arlington.
http://www.arlingtoncemetery.net/rsaxton1.jpg
http://www.arlingtoncemetery.net/rsaxton-100302-mrp.jpg
― scott seward, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 17:39 (eleven years ago) link
wanna go see them both. and my great-grandmother buried in philly. she doesn't have a stone though. and she's in an ancient cemetery in philly that's off the beaten track.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 17:41 (eleven years ago) link
― scott seward, Wednesday, November 21, 2012 12:18 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yeah its p funny and its just a joke abt a sign, people be over reacting
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 17:42 (eleven years ago) link
its kind of perfectly designed outrage. i admire a job well done.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 17:42 (eleven years ago) link
i think we should actually burn her at the stake and THEN fire her, because support our troops amirite
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 17:43 (eleven years ago) link
I can't believe they're seriously calling for her job over that photo
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 17:43 (eleven years ago) link
once pretended to shit by a "no dumping" sign. environmentalists had me fired.
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 17:44 (eleven years ago) link
"And the sign said 'long haired freaky people need not apply...'"
-Bob Marley
― nickn, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 17:45 (eleven years ago) link
and what a shitty sign 'respect' srsly
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 17:52 (eleven years ago) link
FEAR AND RESPECT THE DEAD- thanking u, Arlington Cemetery
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 17:52 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/c0.0.400.400/p403x403/406895_512086002149957_1301013483_n.jpg
why would you even
― Me order! Me Fieri! Me run Flavortown! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 17:54 (eleven years ago) link
Lindsey Whatserface is the REAL American hero, amirite?
― super perv powder (Phil D.), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 17:54 (eleven years ago) link
between this and spending hours last night looking at iphone cases with psycho shit on them, who are these people and why would you self-identify with this stuff
― Me order! Me Fieri! Me run Flavortown! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 17:55 (eleven years ago) link
i don't know who bella is...
― scott seward, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 17:59 (eleven years ago) link
is she a singer? i used to be a rock critic, i should know these things.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 18:00 (eleven years ago) link
you're better off not knowing, scott.
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 18:00 (eleven years ago) link
there is no way I could be more completely stoked than I am about the "lol" one. fuck yes
― too many encores (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 18:01 (eleven years ago) link
Bella = the female lead of the Twilight series. In love with a vampire. In the Twilight series vampires "sparkle" or something, hence the macro maker's assumption that she would be spitting out glittery jizz.
― emil.y, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 18:01 (eleven years ago) link
silence, respec'
― paula boradwell (crüt), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 18:06 (eleven years ago) link
death knuckles
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 18:08 (eleven years ago) link
oh okay got it. i never watched the twilight movies. i enjoy occasional buffy reruns on netflix though.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 18:13 (eleven years ago) link
I've never seen/read Twilight either, just picked it up from pop culture. And Buffy is classic, don't mess with Buffy.
Thinking of starting a hammond lounge project called Glittery Jizz now, tbh. First album "Spittin' Out" will be hailed as seminal.
― emil.y, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 18:16 (eleven years ago) link
XD
― paula boradwell (crüt), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 18:17 (eleven years ago) link
semenal
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 18:18 (eleven years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 18:28 (eleven years ago) link
That was the joke, gr80, yes. *smdh*
― emil.y, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 18:37 (eleven years ago) link
Oh boy.
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/32377_429648320422672_2024411751_n.jpg
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 19:31 (eleven years ago) link
work sucks, moar xbox
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 19:31 (eleven years ago) link
hey can i ask a favor from one of you geniuses? can you make me a thing to put on my facebook for the holiday season? kinda would like something that says Happy Thanksgiving and a picture of prince and a picture of a turkey and the quote "The rain will come down, then U will have 2 choose, if U believe look 2 the dawn and U shall never lose."
you know, if you are bored...
― scott seward, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 19:36 (eleven years ago) link
I feel like a good folkscolloquialism could come out of all this, like "I saw sasquatch, I did! I ain't just spitting glittery jizz."
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 19:40 (eleven years ago) link
Me: Hey, Mitt! Whatcha got there?
Mitt: This is my magic satchel full of jobs. When I am elected I will open it up and fling massive handfuls of jobs all across this blessed land, which will all grow and produce magic beanstalks for us to climb to the stars!
Me: Not interested.
Mitt: (mumbles) Lazy bastard.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 19:51 (eleven years ago) link
my friend lance made a good facebook holiday thing
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/1105_10151259254167287_1776549527_n.jpg
― scott seward, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 19:55 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/423125_471524109557946_2085276299_n.jpg
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 23:03 (eleven years ago) link
that is pretty perfect.
especially for right-wing craziness, they're usually so tone-deaf.
― j., Wednesday, 21 November 2012 23:20 (eleven years ago) link
With Derek Smalls of Spinal Tap in the back
― Mark G, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 23:25 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/FATPK.jpg
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 22 November 2012 02:06 (eleven years ago) link
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Wednesday, November 21, 2012 2:40 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
you meant to say "forks" and not "folks" right
― some dude, Thursday, 22 November 2012 02:12 (eleven years ago) link
ok, laughed at that one
― ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Thursday, 22 November 2012 02:14 (eleven years ago) link
Those right-wing conspiracy images always have a really distinct look to them. Is it the same person making them all? Also, is that Derek Smalls in the background?
― JRN, Thursday, 22 November 2012 03:41 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/486247_10151151687745197_1633247483_n.jpg
someone on my feed is sharing a whole bunch of these things.
― s.clover, Thursday, 22 November 2012 04:18 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/46041_10151151376145197_1246271942_n.jpg
― s.clover, Thursday, 22 November 2012 04:22 (eleven years ago) link
jaylenoisfreedom.com/hades/submit-to-leno-you-are-at-his-lordships-mercy
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Thursday, 22 November 2012 04:25 (eleven years ago) link
xp scott, not my best work but I couldn't ignore such an odd and sweet request:
http://i46.tinypic.com/20h0tp1.jpg
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 22 November 2012 04:52 (eleven years ago) link
I have seen much, much worse
― mh, Thursday, 22 November 2012 04:54 (eleven years ago) link
<3
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 November 2012 05:40 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/302849_10151118397756851_1893031386_n.jpg
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Thursday, 22 November 2012 08:48 (eleven years ago) link
I just discovered that someone whose updates I unsubscribed from posted a ton of these:
http://sphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/550712_390178134390813_1378676214_n.jpg
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Thursday, 22 November 2012 09:05 (eleven years ago) link
St Augustine of Hippo
― ledge, Thursday, 22 November 2012 09:12 (eleven years ago) link
I don't understand who is saying what in that
― Albert Crampus (NickB), Thursday, 22 November 2012 09:58 (eleven years ago) link
I think the hippo is saying everything cos it's a street evangelist or w/e?
― Joanna Motorhead (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 22 November 2012 10:26 (eleven years ago) link
^sentences that would have once seemed an impossible dream
― Joanna Motorhead (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 22 November 2012 10:27 (eleven years ago) link
hippo is eating grass and facing the wrong way in the first pic, but maybe he's a born-again hippo with a talking bumhole
― Albert Crampus (NickB), Thursday, 22 November 2012 10:44 (eleven years ago) link
Or is it the guy walking past who is trying to talk to the hippo about Jesus?
Seriously tho, it's no joke being chased by a hippo, a lot of people get killed by them in Africa. The deadliest (to humans) vertebrate animal by some distance I believe.
― Bananaman Begins, Thursday, 22 November 2012 11:02 (eleven years ago) link
anyone who thinks it's the guy talking probably thinks ralph excels at sleeping.
― ledge, Thursday, 22 November 2012 11:17 (eleven years ago) link
guy is definitely doing the talking in the first pic
― Albert Crampus (NickB), Thursday, 22 November 2012 11:27 (eleven years ago) link
that is charles hotham btw if you didn't know that already
― Albert Crampus (NickB), Thursday, 22 November 2012 11:28 (eleven years ago) link
I don't get this.
http://sphotos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/602271_378384028912012_947290591_n.jpg
― Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, 22 November 2012 12:15 (eleven years ago) link
kids_these_days.jpg
― c sharp major, Thursday, 22 November 2012 12:50 (eleven years ago) link
lmao horses
― there but for the grace of god, go "Wheeeeeeee!" (m bison), Thursday, 22 November 2012 12:51 (eleven years ago) link
laugh my horse off
― Albert Crampus (NickB), Thursday, 22 November 2012 12:54 (eleven years ago) link
thanks!
― scott seward, Thursday, 22 November 2012 13:33 (eleven years ago) link
someone already shared the princegiving picture. its a facebook sensation now.
― scott seward, Thursday, 22 November 2012 14:17 (eleven years ago) link
awesome! glad to be of some service in spreading cheer
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 22 November 2012 14:26 (eleven years ago) link
prince i thought U said U were a vegetarian U bastard :(
― Albert Crampus (NickB), Thursday, 22 November 2012 14:28 (eleven years ago) link
I thought this was the cape buffalo but doing some quick research apparently cape buffalo is just the most deadly of the big 5?
― Mordy, Thursday, 22 November 2012 15:06 (eleven years ago) link
horse_ecards
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 22 November 2012 16:42 (eleven years ago) link
ATTN: SELFISH ASSHOLES. NOT JUST TRUE, SO TRUE.
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10152320452390002&set=a.10152037774755002.896816.227721625001&type=1&theater
― qiqing, Thursday, 22 November 2012 21:53 (eleven years ago) link
She was just hangin on for that crappy dinner date, I'm sure.
― emilys., Friday, 23 November 2012 00:07 (eleven years ago) link
"massive heart attack"
― make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Friday, 23 November 2012 00:08 (eleven years ago) link
I saw the picture and at first was like, whoa, his wife hooked him up with some old broad, what's the angle?
― mh, Friday, 23 November 2012 00:09 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/IuPmI.jpg
Planetary alignment that will take place Dec 3, 2012 is dead-on alignment with the Pyramids at Giza. Please SHARE this Rare Opportunity!!!PLANETS INLINE: MERCURY / VENUS / SATURN
PLANETS INLINE: MERCURY / VENUS / SATURN
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Friday, 23 November 2012 00:54 (eleven years ago) link
mom dinner story is kinda creepy
― crüt, Friday, 23 November 2012 01:12 (eleven years ago) link
is that true? It's neat if so xp
― Mordy, Friday, 23 November 2012 01:13 (eleven years ago) link
depends on where you stand
― Fieri-brand sausages into my and your ready holes (silby), Friday, 23 November 2012 01:47 (eleven years ago) link
^^http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/badastronomy/2012/08/20/planetary-alignment-pyramid-scheme/
― Roz, Friday, 23 November 2012 04:14 (eleven years ago) link
it's only happens
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Friday, 23 November 2012 05:01 (eleven years ago) link
It's only happens when it rains.
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 23 November 2012 08:48 (eleven years ago) link
2,737 years to get that macro right and yet they still fuck up the grammar
― Albert Crampus (NickB), Friday, 23 November 2012 09:11 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/561573_4106989917758_708982012_n.jpg
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Friday, 23 November 2012 17:42 (eleven years ago) link
I dunno guys, you smart enough to "get this"?
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Friday, 23 November 2012 17:43 (eleven years ago) link
GOT IT
― mh, Friday, 23 November 2012 17:43 (eleven years ago) link
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a285/jamesensorod/lisa-the-simpson.png
― super perv powder (Phil D.), Friday, 23 November 2012 17:47 (eleven years ago) link
IDGI :-(
― Neil S, Friday, 23 November 2012 18:14 (eleven years ago) link
6
― mh, Friday, 23 November 2012 18:15 (eleven years ago) link
6 + 9 = 69only ppl good at sex and bad at math will get this
― there but for the grace of god, go "Wheeeeeeee!" (m bison), Friday, 23 November 2012 18:17 (eleven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/degg/status/215644856696061952
― s.clover, Friday, 23 November 2012 18:54 (eleven years ago) link
Humbug! If you follow the pattern from the 2's and 3's, the 7's become this thing http://shapecatcher.com/unicode_info/11571.htmlWhat an embarrassment for facebookmacros.
― Øystein, Friday, 23 November 2012 19:04 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah i was about to suggest the same.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 23 November 2012 19:28 (eleven years ago) link
― JRN, Wednesday, November 21, 2012 9:41 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I'm sure it's this guy. He's got some... real good stuff on here:http://www.deesillustration.com/
― global tetrahedron, Friday, 23 November 2012 19:31 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.r-sw.com/custimages/dd395-Book%20(site).jpg
― global tetrahedron, Friday, 23 November 2012 19:32 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.r-sw.com/custimages/dd395-Dr.Paul%20(site).jpg
― global tetrahedron, Friday, 23 November 2012 19:33 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.r-sw.com/custimages/dd395-gates-site.jpg
― global tetrahedron, Friday, 23 November 2012 19:34 (eleven years ago) link
TRUTH DOES NOT FEAR INVESTIGATION
― ゑ (clouds), Friday, 23 November 2012 19:40 (eleven years ago) link
really like some of this guy's stuff:
http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8210/8200444306_e8ca03a6b3.jpg
(http://williambanzai7.blogspot.com/)
― s.clover, Friday, 23 November 2012 21:42 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/46382_460541990649458_143498511_n.jpg
― flopson, Saturday, 24 November 2012 08:32 (eleven years ago) link
"Smart phones are for dumb people"-- Albert Einstein
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Saturday, 24 November 2012 08:51 (eleven years ago) link
"It's so funny how we don't talk anymore"-- Cliff Richard Bob Marley
― ledge, Saturday, 24 November 2012 09:52 (eleven years ago) link
RT
http://i.imgur.com/NkFK7.jpg
― lag∞n, Saturday, 24 November 2012 19:53 (eleven years ago) link
philosophy professors know math? wait, that's math right?
― scott seward, Saturday, 24 November 2012 19:59 (eleven years ago) link
some of them do, ilx has a philosophy professor who does math
― iatee, Saturday, 24 November 2012 20:00 (eleven years ago) link
Ask Dr. Phil
― lag∞n, Saturday, 24 November 2012 20:04 (eleven years ago) link
brodie.
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Saturday, 24 November 2012 20:18 (eleven years ago) link
I'm a golf ball!!!!!! Hahaha
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 24 November 2012 20:39 (eleven years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnez9871Dl1qh59n0o1_500.png
Philosophy peeps should know formal logic and its notation is pretty mathy...
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Saturday, 24 November 2012 20:55 (eleven years ago) link
right, fancy philosophical stuff is really mathy. i've made the mistake of looking inside wittgenstein books before. you end up like this...duuuuuuuhhhhh....
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c7/Ludwig_Wittgenstein_by_Ben_Richards.jpg
― scott seward, Saturday, 24 November 2012 21:14 (eleven years ago) link
or i do anyway. and wittgenstein too by the looks of him.
I dunno, seems more like falling for a succubus to me
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=527715207255755&set=a.499166370110639.128184.499150540112222&type=1&ref=nf
― qiqing, Saturday, 24 November 2012 22:36 (eleven years ago) link
I suck at formatting lately, evidently.
― qiqing, Saturday, 24 November 2012 22:37 (eleven years ago) link
Some contemporary/recent philosophy is very technical and/or math-y, and some is not. Most professors will have some familiarity with formal logic, but there are major areas of scholarship where it's not very prominent.
― JRN, Saturday, 24 November 2012 22:42 (eleven years ago) link
the symbolic logic in wittgenstein isn't too heavy, mostly he's trying to demystify logic when he uses it
― ゑ (clouds), Sunday, 25 November 2012 00:34 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/TyUAJ.png
― 乒乓, Sunday, 25 November 2012 01:27 (eleven years ago) link
staying far away from anyone who demands 274 rules in their relationships
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Sunday, 25 November 2012 01:40 (eleven years ago) link
actually anyone who demands 274 of anything
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Sunday, 25 November 2012 01:43 (eleven years ago) link
24/7 rules mebee
― mh, Sunday, 25 November 2012 01:49 (eleven years ago) link
27/4 rules?
― Aimless, Sunday, 25 November 2012 02:04 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/179366_10151163398187879_645214223_n.jpg
― crüt, Sunday, 25 November 2012 03:06 (eleven years ago) link
ANSWER ME, AMERICA.
― Three Word Username, Sunday, 25 November 2012 03:15 (eleven years ago) link
my Grandma complained about all the macros overtaking FB tonight <3
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Sunday, 25 November 2012 03:35 (eleven years ago) link
my grandma still calls them memes
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Sunday, 25 November 2012 04:04 (eleven years ago) link
jk my grandma's dead
america why are your lovehandles full of tearsamerica when will you send your fries to india
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Sunday, 25 November 2012 04:09 (eleven years ago) link
xp well, her words were "those pictures" in true old person form
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Sunday, 25 November 2012 04:19 (eleven years ago) link
america I watched the real world when I was in junior high I'm not sorry
― ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Sunday, 25 November 2012 06:50 (eleven years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me25mjQFRK1rm165lo1_r2_500.jpg
Not sure I can follow this chart.
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Monday, 26 November 2012 00:19 (eleven years ago) link
MISSING AN ARROW FROM CHANGE SOMETHING TO ARE YOU HAPPY GOD
― lag∞n, Monday, 26 November 2012 00:22 (eleven years ago) link
change something idk it's your problem ffs
― ゑ (clouds), Monday, 26 November 2012 00:25 (eleven years ago) link
needs a Are You Happy? --->Yes ---->No ---Are You Happy? loop to be realistic
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 26 November 2012 00:41 (eleven years ago) link
10.0 best new passive aggressive concern trolling
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Monday, 26 November 2012 00:45 (eleven years ago) link
need a reverend x / spirit of truth flow chart with ARE YA LAUGHING on it
― the late great, Monday, 26 November 2012 00:50 (eleven years ago) link
was unopposed to this and then the twist ending
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/556919_486406481392152_858148497_n.jpg
― difficult listening hour, Monday, 26 November 2012 01:58 (eleven years ago) link
q: who is going to stop mea: ayn rand
― lag∞n, Monday, 26 November 2012 02:07 (eleven years ago) link
http://gamesprays.com/files/resource_media/preview/somebody-stop-me-5675_preview.jpg ^^ Ayn Rand
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 26 November 2012 02:09 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.forstudentpower.org/images/ayn-rand-school.jpg
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Monday, 26 November 2012 02:27 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/401246_461640713878330_1690716051_n.jpg
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Monday, 26 November 2012 03:28 (eleven years ago) link
What if you have appendicitis?
― Aimless, Monday, 26 November 2012 03:37 (eleven years ago) link
"...And that's what inspired me to become a mime"
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 26 November 2012 04:03 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/319088_437073649679624_1172098815_n.jpg
This person sure is sanctimonious for someone who creates Facebook image macros.
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Monday, 26 November 2012 21:04 (eleven years ago) link
can't believe a rich and famous person spent his friday doing something other than sleeping in front of best buy to get a good deal on a tv
― iatee, Monday, 26 November 2012 21:07 (eleven years ago) link
i think that was from an ep of himym?
― Mordy, Monday, 26 November 2012 21:10 (eleven years ago) link
fictional character is even more moral than you real characters
― mh, Monday, 26 November 2012 21:11 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/405103_10152296036235641_308019920_n.png
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 00:03 (eleven years ago) link
i wish there was a sb button on fb
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 00:05 (eleven years ago) link
though i would honestly feel bad sb-ing (most of) the people i know who have flakey tendencies. but this is outta control these days. but i guess that means it'll be gone soon.
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 00:08 (eleven years ago) link
anonymous = bob marley
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 00:08 (eleven years ago) link
the warmest cookie is also the crumbliest
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 00:09 (eleven years ago) link
haha i really did lol-substitute bob marley in for anonymous there!
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 00:10 (eleven years ago) link
to ease the pain with laughs
p sure it's the best thing ilx came up with in 2012
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 00:15 (eleven years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, November 26, 2012 7:09 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
the hardest thugs, the softest hugs
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 00:34 (eleven years ago) link
tough love for my fb friends, free love for my sb threads
― mh, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 01:39 (eleven years ago) link
that is soooooo untrue! that lonely/saddest/damaged one. since when are the loneliest people the kindest? they usually hate everybody. i know i've been there. been there done that with the sad thing too. i didn't exactly light up a room.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 01:49 (eleven years ago) link
depressed people are the most fun --bob marley
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 01:52 (eleven years ago) link
i just want a baked potato and someone to share it with - bob marley
― scott seward, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 01:53 (eleven years ago) link
as I recall when I was really depressed everybody but me knew i was really depressed and I apparently acted like a terrifying robot person and occasionally screamed at people, but that's kind of like fun and kindness
― Toshiro Mifune is my spirit animal (silby), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 01:55 (eleven years ago) link
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 01:56 (eleven years ago) link
i slept all day for months when i was depressed. but i was smiling under the covers.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 01:59 (eleven years ago) link
--blob marley
― qiqing, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 02:04 (eleven years ago) link
you know who was kind and had a great smile and who was never depressed or lonely? bob marley. also, the mary jane girls.
http://www.chartstats.com/images/artwork/7050.jpg
― scott seward, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 02:04 (eleven years ago) link
why don't these facebook ppl just post bob marley youtubes instead?
― brimstead, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 02:20 (eleven years ago) link
Each bob marley song contains multitudes of macroness
― brimstead, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 02:21 (eleven years ago) link
the whole world is a macro if u put block letters on it
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 02:23 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/599857_10152312571010271_294436530_n.jpg
― qiqing, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 02:50 (eleven years ago) link
I've met more than one numbed-out person who, having been confronted with things they did not want to feel, chose to feel nothing, through frequent application of alcohol, drugs, distractions and denial.
― Aimless, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 02:58 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLFrzkTHP18&feature=youtu.be&t=1m47s
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 02:58 (eleven years ago) link
depp quote would be better illustrated w a still from pirates of the caribbean
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 02:59 (eleven years ago) link
100x better w stills from Crybaby
― there but for the grace of god, go "Wheeeeeeee!" (m bison), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 03:00 (eleven years ago) link
Black Friday shopping you say? I DON'T THINK SO. I think I'll BEAT THE GAME 3 times.
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 03:57 (eleven years ago) link
Facebook satire™
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/481769_10151153648396275_1856480645_n.jpg
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 05:10 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/68421_10151387831638465_949782793_n.jpg
― in the business of making memories (qiqing), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 07:01 (eleven years ago) link
bob marley
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 07:11 (eleven years ago) link
Omniscient, omnipotent, is there nothing Bob 'Macro King' Marley can't do?
― in the business of making memories (qiqing), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 07:16 (eleven years ago) link
Couldn't pour a decent black and tan.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 07:51 (eleven years ago) link
resist the urge to aggressively capitalise
― in the business of making memories (qiqing), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 08:10 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/481701_500928686595981_651297079_n.jpg
No, wait
― Bananaman Begins, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 10:18 (eleven years ago) link
^pictured: soursop fruit
soursop seeds contain a neurotioxin, annonacin, that causes atypical parkinsons disease
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 14:46 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/29569_4601981898842_875620176_n.jpg
― Neil S, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 15:38 (eleven years ago) link
wtf some of these are brilliant
really bad analogies written by a "funny" macro maker
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 15:39 (eleven years ago) link
love the e.coli/canadian beef analogy
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 16:19 (eleven years ago) link
Ach, these things have been passed round for decades. And yep, half of them are great.
― emil.y, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 16:33 (eleven years ago) link
obviously all written by the same non high school student
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 16:42 (eleven years ago) link
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y68/Duck-Thane/599849_10152275196530015_900309774_n.jpg
― Van Horn Street, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 16:43 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/K1rQS.png
america finally cooler than canada
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 16:44 (eleven years ago) link
10 needs to be read in a Philip Marlowe voice.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 16:49 (eleven years ago) link
oh, we've moved on?
― Mark G, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 16:50 (eleven years ago) link
http://kangaratmurdersoc.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/120-trudeau.jpg
Trudeau used to run with a pretty cool crowd, it's true.
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 17:15 (eleven years ago) link
All that shows is that Beiber's not afraid Harper will put him on a secret kill list for clowning him.
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 17:16 (eleven years ago) link
if you think John Lennon = "cool factor" i pity you from the bottom of my fucking heart.
unless he meant Yoko.
― Shane Breen is a gigantic tool (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 17:36 (eleven years ago) link
pretty sure Canada never ever thought it was cool
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 17:38 (eleven years ago) link
also beiber looks like a dustbowl make-a-wish kid in that Canada photo, jeez he's gaunt
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 17:39 (eleven years ago) link
Caption contest! This showed up on my feed because for some inexplicable reason a couple of my friends have liked W@lmart on Facebook, and I guess this is their way of advertising for hunting season. I had to share because, come on, look at it! I think we can come up with some good platitudes for the photo.
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/480388_10151242061249236_2085184673_n.jpg
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 23:15 (eleven years ago) link
"Look at Mom run! Is that enough of a head start, Daddy?"
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 23:20 (eleven years ago) link
The SKILS u learn from years of BEING OUTDOORS as a Family will give u all u need to suceed in life. Starring at a screen INSIDE playing VIDEO GAMES and watching MINDLESS TV will give u all u need to suceed at death. REPOST IF U AGREE!!!!
― i will never wash these signed breasts (qiqing), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 23:28 (eleven years ago) link
Family Bonding: The Most Dangerous Game
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 23:38 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/16821_561255133903944_2140270980_n.jpg
I HATE MONDAYS.
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 23:57 (eleven years ago) link
my friends/family are all "whoa, hunting is SICK who would do that?!?" which is really weird because we're not in a *large* urban center and the answer is "the zillions of people at the sporting goods stores that seem to be doing well, who you probably are surrounded by at all times"
― mh, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 00:04 (eleven years ago) link
http://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_me4xo65iwu1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg-- bob marley
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 00:49 (eleven years ago) link
"Daaad! Sis won't give me the binoculars. Why does she always get to watch the mailbombs explode?"
― s.clover, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 00:53 (eleven years ago) link
Why there are just floating heads of smiling white people in a forest?
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 03:42 (eleven years ago) link
that's a still from red dawn iirc
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 04:22 (eleven years ago) link
Nervousness and death seem to have invoked a Woody Allen film font.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 05:10 (eleven years ago) link
has this been posted yet? http://vomitinducing.tumblr.com/
― Blue Collar Retail Assistant (Dwight Yorke), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 09:19 (eleven years ago) link
like most tumblrs that one would do a lot better without the witty commentary
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 13:21 (eleven years ago) link
and by witty i mean shitty
watch out, witty commentary comin' through
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 14:53 (eleven years ago) link
s1ocki should start a tublr of tumblrs
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 19:21 (eleven years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me7juuIq5Q1r2m53po1_500.png
speaking of that johnny depp quote, man, i'm sick of all the deep magical quotes attributed to actor beefcakes. there's a whole industry trying to convince everyone these dudes are/were as tortured/smart/mysterious/sensitive/wise/etc as the characters (they handpick to maintain that brand). it's the male equivalent of the inspirational misquotes of monroe and hepburn.
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 20:06 (eleven years ago) link
feel like thats at its peak now where a whole generation of leading men ryan gosling joseph gordon levitt etc are basically a bunch of ethan hawks
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 20:14 (eleven years ago) link
Loool credit where credit is due
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/178555_10151133536653313_1103082307_o.jpg
― i will never wash these signed breasts (qiqing), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 20:16 (eleven years ago) link
cant fuck w the master
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 20:16 (eleven years ago) link
I should make a series of these w/ screencaps & quotes from Waking Life
― wongo hulkington's jade palace late night buffet (silby), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 20:17 (eleven years ago) link
― lag∞n, Wednesday, November 28, 2012 3:14 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yeah but at least the real things those guys say are just stilted and awkward rather than dark and swoony
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 20:26 (eleven years ago) link
that mandela one is great.
― s.clover, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 22:05 (eleven years ago) link
vin diesel shares a birthday with nelson mandela (and also with me)
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 29 November 2012 17:14 (eleven years ago) link
a good day for all
― mh, Thursday, 29 November 2012 17:14 (eleven years ago) link
the line break on heath ledger's is upsetting
― bnw, Thursday, 29 November 2012 17:33 (eleven years ago) link
rip heathledger
― ゑ (clouds), Thursday, 29 November 2012 17:35 (eleven years ago) link
vin diesel is the real deal
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 29 November 2012 17:45 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/395066_497688703598949_1851174490_n.jpg
― Mordy, Thursday, 29 November 2012 19:45 (eleven years ago) link
"banksters"
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Thursday, 29 November 2012 19:46 (eleven years ago) link
yeah remember when the government imprisoned the people, crazy times man, crazy times
― i dream of booze pinata (jjjusten), Thursday, 29 November 2012 20:18 (eleven years ago) link
that's a lot of imprisoned people
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 29 November 2012 20:19 (eleven years ago) link
they misspelled "Banksy"
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, 29 November 2012 20:20 (eleven years ago) link
iirc the actual quote was something along the lines of "because only 74 people live here and we are all related"
― i dream of booze pinata (jjjusten), Thursday, 29 November 2012 20:21 (eleven years ago) link
"also, Bjork"
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, 29 November 2012 20:21 (eleven years ago) link
O.B. Original Banksta
― super perv powder (Phil D.), Thursday, 29 November 2012 20:22 (eleven years ago) link
"because matthew barney auctioned us all off for cash by claiming we were props in the forthcoming cremaster 6"
― i dream of booze pinata (jjjusten), Thursday, 29 November 2012 20:23 (eleven years ago) link
"fermented whale meat"
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 November 2012 20:24 (eleven years ago) link
― i dream of booze pinata (jjjusten), Thursday, November 29, 2012 2:18 PM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
we kinda are tho
― goole, Thursday, 29 November 2012 20:54 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/61228_10151162939279779_1079214086_n.jpg
― Mordy, Thursday, 29 November 2012 21:10 (eleven years ago) link
guys i spent some time catching up on Vin Diesel's facebook page today:
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/521600_10151332571618313_1450082332_n.jpg
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 29 November 2012 21:34 (eleven years ago) link
blake @Leemanish"Here ya go, li'l buddy..." --Vin Diesel, putting a slice of pizza in a book. #VinDieselSunday
― lag∞n, Thursday, 29 November 2012 21:54 (eleven years ago) link
blake @Leemanish"Yo, when does the movie start?!" --Vin Diesel, wearing a hoodie backwards. #VinDieselSunday
blake @Leemanish"Is this thing on?" --Vin Diesel, holding an avocado. #VinDieselSunday
― lag∞n, Thursday, 29 November 2012 21:58 (eleven years ago) link
lol @ moose, vin diesel
― wongo hulkington's jade palace late night buffet (silby), Friday, 30 November 2012 01:20 (eleven years ago) link
Did we do this one yet? Because, um.
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/432198_492194540825796_160097768_n.jpg
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Friday, 30 November 2012 03:52 (eleven years ago) link
My screen cut off the last two lines
― mayor mcpotle (mh), Friday, 30 November 2012 05:04 (eleven years ago) link
no girl believes she is beautiful just because some guy tells her she is
fking BARF
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 30 November 2012 05:17 (eleven years ago) link
No girl believesShe's beautifulUntil a guy comes
― mayor mcpotle (mh), Friday, 30 November 2012 05:18 (eleven years ago) link
no girl FUCK OFF
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 30 November 2012 05:25 (eleven years ago) link
no girl believestotalizing gender stereotypesuntil a guy comes
― wongo hulkington's jade palace late night buffet (silby), Friday, 30 November 2012 05:38 (eleven years ago) link
♫ coming makes you beautiful ♫
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Friday, 30 November 2012 06:32 (eleven years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 30 November 2012 06:34 (eleven years ago) link
the jpg is too hueg to put right on here but http://www.neovisionproductions.com/2012/how-real-djs-view-the-polls/
it truly is one of the lamest stuffed-toys-in-a-row things I've seen in some time
― an area the size of Jimmy Wales (DJ Mencap), Friday, 30 November 2012 12:40 (eleven years ago) link
it'd be funnier if it were funny
― make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Friday, 30 November 2012 12:47 (eleven years ago) link
Hope that guy gets sued for impersonating a dj.
― Albert Crampus (NickB), Friday, 30 November 2012 12:50 (eleven years ago) link
Yes I'm talking about Steve Aoki LOOOOOOOOL HAHAHAHA !!!
What a girl believes... she sees... is always better than nothing
― Bananaman Begins, Friday, 30 November 2012 12:51 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.splicetoday.com/digital/twelve-more-facebook-user-types
― Raymond Cummings, Friday, 30 November 2012 18:10 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.splicetoday.com/digital/the-31-types-of-facebook-users
― Raymond Cummings, Friday, 30 November 2012 18:11 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/320659_10200126744590512_689260117_n.jpg
― dansplaining (dan m), Friday, 30 November 2012 21:29 (eleven years ago) link
― emil.y, Friday, 30 November 2012 22:00 (eleven years ago) link
allegedly that guy won the powerball and says that he will give $1m to a random person who shares the photo
also allegedly, it's fake
― dansplaining (dan m), Friday, 30 November 2012 22:01 (eleven years ago) link
Oh, ha. Yeah, that's got to be fake. The strange mentality of the chain creator.
― emil.y, Friday, 30 November 2012 22:02 (eleven years ago) link
Making up chain letter schemes is about on a par with rolling rocks down a hill for amusement.
― Aimless, Friday, 30 November 2012 22:12 (eleven years ago) link
its def fake, as gawker pointed out numbers on lotto tickets are printed sequentially
― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 30 November 2012 22:18 (eleven years ago) link
why would they be printed secretly
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 30 November 2012 22:41 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/534001_10151227169815896_1118006383_n.jpg
Only slightly maudlin on its own – what makes it REALLY funny is that it was shared by an online maker of steampunk accessories.
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Friday, 30 November 2012 22:41 (eleven years ago) link
are their customers really their shareholders tho
― wongo hulkington's jade palace late night buffet (silby), Saturday, 1 December 2012 01:12 (eleven years ago) link
You are helping a small boy purchase his first pair of brass welding goggles and a velvet top hat
― joygoat, Saturday, 1 December 2012 02:35 (eleven years ago) link
a small business's shareholders are its owners, assuming it's incorporated
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Saturday, 1 December 2012 06:01 (eleven years ago) link
lol joygoat
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Saturday, 1 December 2012 18:41 (eleven years ago) link
maybe they shouldve said stakeholders
"excuse me, i bought a latte earlier today, i was wondering if you could run this by the executive board"
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Saturday, 1 December 2012 18:49 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/396234_520986234580680_1240354248_n.jpg
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Sunday, 2 December 2012 16:53 (eleven years ago) link
Don't read books, don't eat food
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Sunday, 2 December 2012 16:56 (eleven years ago) link
BE REALJACK OFF
― wongo hulkington's jade palace late night buffet (silby), Sunday, 2 December 2012 16:56 (eleven years ago) link
living authentically requires you to strip naked in the square and yell at people about your feelings
how easy is it now to be a fake philosopher, i want money but don't wanna work an actual job
― ゑ (clouds), Sunday, 2 December 2012 17:01 (eleven years ago) link
dont even listen to npr
― lag∞n, Sunday, 2 December 2012 17:01 (eleven years ago) link
i like don't even own a radio
― ゑ (clouds), Sunday, 2 December 2012 17:05 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/9n4ga.jpg
― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 2 December 2012 17:18 (eleven years ago) link
psst, sorry to interrupt you sir but i'm p sure there's a giant microphone tarantula on yr face
― herzogood, come on baby werner herzogood (qiqing), Sunday, 2 December 2012 20:08 (eleven years ago) link
MACHINE ELVES create all my culture
― I wish every slot machine had EAT THE RICH printed on it (Crabbits), Sunday, 2 December 2012 20:29 (eleven years ago) link
That Terrence McKenna quote is way too ranty, narrow and exclusionary. But I regularly go out into wild, remote places where it is impossible to consume any media other than maybe a book that I stuck in my pack, and I would strongly recommend getting unplugged from the grid for at least a solid week every year, with some one day refreshers thrown in as often as you can. It does change how you look at the world and I think it is ultimately very helpful for one's mental health, once you get over the unaccustomed silence of it.
― Aimless, Sunday, 2 December 2012 20:37 (eleven years ago) link
I agree with that sentiment, but something about reading this thread makes me want to stick quotation marks around, and a textured grayish background under, that paragraph.
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 2 December 2012 20:42 (eleven years ago) link
Why I am not on Facebook, Reason #22.
― Aimless, Sunday, 2 December 2012 20:44 (eleven years ago) link
So you can read all 20 tips inc. "be patriotic" http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=380125072025551&set=a.109707172400677.5329.100000841840872&type=1&theater
― in a world without deroes (qiqing), Sunday, 2 December 2012 21:06 (eleven years ago) link
20 Things a Mother Should Tell Her Son
1. You will set the tone for the sexual relationship, so don't take something away from her that you can't give back.
posted directly underneath a woman and her newborn baby
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Sunday, 2 December 2012 23:10 (eleven years ago) link
no
way
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 2 December 2012 23:25 (eleven years ago) link
what the hell does that even mean
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Sunday, 2 December 2012 23:49 (eleven years ago) link
as a man you're going to be the one making all the decisions about sex, so be wary of virgins
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Sunday, 2 December 2012 23:51 (eleven years ago) link
― I wish every slot machine had EAT THE RICH printed on it (Crabbits), Sunday, December 2, 2012 3:29 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― lag∞n, Monday, 3 December 2012 00:28 (eleven years ago) link
I saw broadband when I went to college. I guess I was a man then? I dunno I was 18 and puking from jello shots... but damnit, I had a T1 connection!
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Monday, 3 December 2012 05:46 (eleven years ago) link
Is this true? Because I feel like it might not be true.
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/270010_383621855059008_1131899708_n.jpg
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Monday, 3 December 2012 06:29 (eleven years ago) link
if i cant be high i dont even know if i want to have sex w/a horse
― lag∞n, Monday, 3 December 2012 06:31 (eleven years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 3 December 2012 06:34 (eleven years ago) link
could this be loooove...
― before and after broscience (goole), Monday, 3 December 2012 06:35 (eleven years ago) link
Bronies can't tell that reads like sarcasm.
― SHUT UP AND GET YOUR TURKEY SCIENCE BOOKS (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 3 December 2012 16:30 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/61357_497880650242264_655316160_n.jpg
I agree with this, but the gray background and sharpie font I think really sell it to those who don't.
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Monday, 3 December 2012 22:44 (eleven years ago) link
IT DOES NOT MEAN YOU HATE GIRLS (wait what?)THAT HAVE NICE LEGS AND A TAN (ohhhh)
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Monday, 3 December 2012 22:53 (eleven years ago) link
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Sunday, December 2, 2012 6:51 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I still don't get it though. Never take a girl's viriginity no matter what?
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Monday, 3 December 2012 22:56 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/154461_563759976986793_74609194_n.jpg
...and chainsaw some shit up?
― before and after broscience (goole), Monday, 3 December 2012 23:13 (eleven years ago) link
oh god i see this came to me from a hometown person via george takei.
― before and after broscience (goole), Monday, 3 December 2012 23:14 (eleven years ago) link
awesome
― mh, Monday, 3 December 2012 23:26 (eleven years ago) link
one of the best things about these "shares" is scrolling through the literally hundreds of comments alongside all going "so true" or "beautiful" or just "♥"
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Monday, 3 December 2012 23:29 (eleven years ago) link
if any of this group of people I am friends with (who are geographically separated) post "I miss your face" on the wall of another yet again I will go crazy and kill
― mh, Monday, 3 December 2012 23:34 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/qH8jN.jpg
― 乒乓, Monday, 3 December 2012 23:55 (eleven years ago) link
i regret nothing because i want everything
my head hurts
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 3 December 2012 23:56 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/12627_508292795858403_797181912_n.jpg
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 14:46 (eleven years ago) link
sounds like ngt's been getting high on nerd fumes
― Spectrum, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 14:49 (eleven years ago) link
haha isn't this mystical end of world stuff stupid? everyone knows that the world will end because SCIENCE
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 14:51 (eleven years ago) link
lol just got in a lil argument abt this guy on fb after a friend had been posting abt how hes her 'favorite scientist' re maya apocalypse
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 14:57 (eleven years ago) link
― mh, Monday, December 3, 2012 5:34 PM (Yesterday)
^^^^ is it too much to say "i miss you"???
― ゑ (clouds), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 14:57 (eleven years ago) link
My hero Neil deGrasse Tyson once again: "There’s no greater sign of the failure of the American educational system than the extent to which Americans are distracted by the possibility that Earth might end on December 21, 2012. It’s a profound absence of awareness of the laws of physics and how nature works. So they’re missing some science classes in their training in high school or in college that would empower [them] to understand and to judge when someone else is basically just full of it. Science is like an inoculation against charlatans who would have you believe whatever it is they tell you.” On Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, June 24, 2009.
I miss your face = I miss looking at you, but I don't particularly like you
― Moodles, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 15:02 (eleven years ago) link
"i fucking love bourgeois class consciousness"
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 15:03 (eleven years ago) link
NGT could spend his time debunking the poleshit, the omega wave, planet x and all that but instead he uses his time wail about the fact that people believe this things are possible. Hey buddy, if your not gonna be part of the solution...
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 15:27 (eleven years ago) link
that was a very badly formed post. I should have put more care into it. I apologize.
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 15:28 (eleven years ago) link
Why does this Tyson LaGrosse guy assume that the world won't end because of astrophysics and not, say, some major malfunction of the LHC or the release of a noxious airborne disease or a reawakening of the Old Ones or whatever. And doesn't he realise that all this 2012 business is considered by almost everyone to be just a bit of fun?
― make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 15:39 (eleven years ago) link
yeah those fuckin mayans, what did they know about astronomy??
... wait
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 15:42 (eleven years ago) link
end of the world meme is fun like pirates, ninjas, zombies, moustaches, bacon
― Fortuné's Old Albion Englishness (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 15:43 (eleven years ago) link
i mean if you're gonna blame anybody for 2012 nonsense your invective should be aimed at terrence mckenna, technopagans, and singularity nerds -- none of whom believe that the prophecied epochal change is really related to astronomy at all
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 15:50 (eleven years ago) link
i kinda blame anybody who deigns to acknowledge it tbh, sorry Mr Tyson
― Fortuné's Old Albion Englishness (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 15:52 (eleven years ago) link
or you could actually critique Western eschatology, instead of playing to some sci-fi nerd version of it where the only man who can predict the course of the Earth-bound asteroid is Neil DeGrasse Tyson
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 15:54 (eleven years ago) link
why would you blame singularity nerds, nobody thinks the singularity is gonna happen dec 2012
― iatee, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 15:55 (eleven years ago) link
some people are going to believe goofy shit no matter how much science they know. human race isn't some perfect streamlined information vessel. a friend of mine's a science ph.d. and she believes in ... god!!!!!! OHHHHHHHHH MAAAAN!!! what a dum dum!
― Spectrum, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 15:55 (eleven years ago) link
sorry it just makes me deeply sad and resentful that this guy is hailed as the second coming of Carl Sagan. ugh. just ugh, to all of it.
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 15:56 (eleven years ago) link
― Fortuné's Old Albion Englishness (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 15:58 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/154465_392314064180208_1419044002_n.jpg
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 15:58 (eleven years ago) link
pretty sure NDT was just jokin' around there guys
but by all means, let's tear down a guy who's actually trying to bring science knowledge into the mainstream
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 15:59 (eleven years ago) link
obv he was joking around, but it's the context man ... think of the context!
― Spectrum, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 16:01 (eleven years ago) link
s1ocki I hate to say it but you sound like a singularity nerd, also why are you racist against mayans
― iatee, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 16:04 (eleven years ago) link
iatee:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4oV_Z-c0e0
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 16:24 (eleven years ago) link
that is not what anybody is talking about tho, people are talking about mayans, it is pretty obv even to singularity folx that the singularity is not gonna happen this month
― iatee, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 16:27 (eleven years ago) link
that explains why I spent half an hour last night trying to upload myself and I woke up hungover and with a broken laptop
― mh, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 16:28 (eleven years ago) link
why is NDT not more angry about an obscure subset of geeks? because nobody cares. nobody is sharing fb photos like "OMG, singularity, it's happening this month"
― iatee, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 16:29 (eleven years ago) link
cool, we're in the age of technocults. i wonder if one day we'll have a mass suicide of people trying to upload their Life Data to the great harddrive in the sky
― Spectrum, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 16:30 (eleven years ago) link
I already uploaded my entire consciousness to fb, it constitutes 84 different 'likes'
― iatee, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 16:32 (eleven years ago) link
not bad
― Spectrum, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 16:33 (eleven years ago) link
One of them is a suggested name for Kate's Baby...
― Mark G, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 16:46 (eleven years ago) link
went w/ hashtag
― iatee, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 16:51 (eleven years ago) link
i only brought the technopagans up because they're the only people i can even think of who actually BELIEVE something is going down on Dec 21st, because i am not aware of anyone else perpetuating APOCALYPSE HOAXES, who is NDT even mad at, sorry if I think his righteousness in this regard is pointless and self-congratulatory
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 16:56 (eleven years ago) link
well about half of my fb friends are mayans and they've been going crazy
― iatee, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 16:59 (eleven years ago) link
terrence mckenna lives
― mh, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 16:59 (eleven years ago) link
if i see another fb post from my mayan friends saying https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSzJm2fs25XoV2KqjryGxrE4iGrtpK0IwEY-Rv1JBg9M9fANqUq i will freak
― ゑ (clouds), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 17:07 (eleven years ago) link
surprised there hasn't already been a thread 'annoying things your mayan friends do all the time'
― iatee, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 17:09 (eleven years ago) link
elmo otm
― kathryn bigelow, female juggalo (qiqing), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 20:36 (eleven years ago) link
a friend of mine's a science ph.d. and she believes in ... god!!!!!! OHHHHHHHHH MAAAAN!!! what a dum dum!
― (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 20:50 (eleven years ago) link
― lag∞n, Tuesday, December 4, 2012 9:57 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i was gonna make a joke about the avengers and scientist action figures but then i remembered
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 21:40 (eleven years ago) link
i love this thread why am i such a jerk
― billstevejim, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 08:15 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/381636_10151113370297014_33772025_n.jpg
I SEE WHAT HE DID THERE
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 19:11 (eleven years ago) link
Oh, the piece is called "INFINITE OF A WAR"
aka 'his gun is a penis do U SEE'
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 19:12 (eleven years ago) link
not that there's anything wrong with that
― Aimless, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 19:18 (eleven years ago) link
An INFINITE PENIS
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 19:18 (eleven years ago) link
If that's the case, is he giving himself a hand job there?
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 19:19 (eleven years ago) link
wait, Raffi?
http://swotti.starmedia.com/tmp/swotti/cacheCMFMZMK=RW50ZXJ0YWLUBWVUDC1NDXNPY0JHBMRZ/imgraffi3.jpg
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 19:21 (eleven years ago) link
As I read the image, each soldier to the fore is giving a hand job to the soldier behind.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 19:21 (eleven years ago) link
ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring bananadick
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 20:11 (eleven years ago) link
bananadick
doot dooo dih-doo-doo
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 20:12 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/261471_391782900897663_1327314807_n.jpg
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 22:15 (eleven years ago) link
Perfect.
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 22:16 (eleven years ago) link
no thanks, i'd rather BEAT THE GAME THREE TIMES
― sweetántangó (clouds), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 22:42 (eleven years ago) link
W●RLD
― crüt, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 22:45 (eleven years ago) link
Do you guys know which one of you it is?!
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/s480x480/600136_227185174079179_543753720_n.jpg
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Thursday, 6 December 2012 03:06 (eleven years ago) link
I like that the program is TELLING them that they used the wrong form of "its" and yet they didn't bother to change it.
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Thursday, 6 December 2012 03:07 (eleven years ago) link
omg thats amazing
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:05 (eleven years ago) link
yolo
― lag∞n, Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:34 (eleven years ago) link
lol clouds
― before and after broscience (goole), Thursday, 6 December 2012 05:40 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/320645_10151180777236443_1564636666_n.jpg
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 6 December 2012 06:38 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/S4SAh.jpg
― lag∞n, Thursday, 6 December 2012 06:49 (eleven years ago) link
NEVER REGRETanything you didon PCP
break the RULES FORGIVE quickly
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 6 December 2012 07:00 (eleven years ago) link
why didn't anyone tell teenage me to stop writing love letters to crushes and just bite them instead
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Thursday, 6 December 2012 07:00 (eleven years ago) link
forgive slowlykiss uncontrollably
http://abcnewsradioonline.com/storage/news-images/Getty_012712_WhipIts.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1327707174787
NEVER REGRET anything that made you SMILE
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 6 December 2012 07:12 (eleven years ago) link
Never regret anything that made you WOB WOB WOB WOB
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 6 December 2012 07:36 (eleven years ago) link
Break the rules! What rules? These rules!
― Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, 6 December 2012 10:17 (eleven years ago) link
― some dude, Thursday, 6 December 2012 12:11 (eleven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A9bnHBfCMAAIemh.jpg
― Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, 6 December 2012 13:37 (eleven years ago) link
best ever:
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/558797_4890433336090_1597404246_n.jpg
― scott seward, Thursday, 6 December 2012 14:06 (eleven years ago) link
another one i endorse:
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/549594_10151255489612978_2120772848_n.jpg
― scott seward, Thursday, 6 December 2012 14:18 (eleven years ago) link
ok i love the pizza one
― go to party leather (ENBB), Thursday, 6 December 2012 14:52 (eleven years ago) link
amazing how fucking long this thread is. not many repeats either.
― before and after broscience (goole), Thursday, 6 December 2012 14:54 (eleven years ago) link
that's because the macromakers are working hard for our enjoyment
― Jibe, Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:28 (eleven years ago) link
♫ they are the macromakers and they are the dreamers of dreams ♫
― Jibe, Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:31 (eleven years ago) link
my guess is this thread barely scratches the surface of the world of horrible macros
― Moodles, Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:59 (eleven years ago) link
is that what these are called? macros? cos to me a macro is a thing in microsoft word.
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:17 (eleven years ago) link
they are, but I don't understand why. I don't see what the link is between these and macros as commonly understood in computer programming talk.
― Moodles, Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:20 (eleven years ago) link
macroni cheese
― besides Sunny Real Estate (dog latin), Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:21 (eleven years ago) link
"image macros" because people basically made shortcuts to generating these images
― mh, Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:22 (eleven years ago) link
they are called "macros" because a big block of code can be expanded from a small sequence of characters, seems wikipedia has yet to learn of this exciting new usage though.
― ledge, Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:24 (eleven years ago) link
that's cos this exciting new usage is an 'image macro'http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image_macro
― c sharp major, Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:25 (eleven years ago) link
One of the more famous image macros is "O RLY?" O RLY is often used on the internet as an abbreviation for the phrase "Oh, really?" Originally started with a snowy owl photograph (which is the classic O RLY image macro),[4] it spread out over the Web quickly and was followed by other macros that convey a wide range of emotions. Another style of image macro that has amassed its own separate subculture is the "lolcat", an image combining a photograph of a cat with text intended to contribute humour. The text is often idiosyncratic and grammatically incorrect, and its use in this way is known as "lolspeak" or "kitty pidgin".
When our civilization is excavated by archaeologists in the distant future, they are going to be so confused.
― Moodles, Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:28 (eleven years ago) link
Nothing to do with this guy then
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naevius_Sutorius_Macro
Macro "ordered the old Emperor to be smothered under a huge heap of clothes."
― ledge, Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:29 (eleven years ago) link
most of these don't really fit within that definition though. they're more like, I dunno, greetings cards. homespun "wisdom"/"philosophy".
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:29 (eleven years ago) link
Unless someone decides to start carving these macros into stone they will disappear into nothing like every other ephemeral bit of data currently flying through the air.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:30 (eleven years ago) link
nooooo
― lag∞n, Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:31 (eleven years ago) link
before learning about how these macros are automated, I actually imagined that the images were sculpted bit by bit out of a raw block of fresh pixels.
― Moodles, Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:35 (eleven years ago) link
I keep trying different keyboard shortcuts, but none of them put treacly gibberish into stock photos.
― SHUT UP AND GET YOUR TURKEY SCIENCE BOOKS (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:43 (eleven years ago) link
control-q
― lag∞n, Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:45 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.iwantcovers.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Your-Worst-Day-With-God.jpg
holy crap it worked
― SHUT UP AND GET YOUR TURKEY SCIENCE BOOKS (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 6 December 2012 17:19 (eleven years ago) link
religion?
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 6 December 2012 17:20 (eleven years ago) link
your worst day with bob marley is better than
― mh, Thursday, 6 December 2012 17:24 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/559897_10151945969257137_484007721_n.jpg
― scott seward, Thursday, 6 December 2012 17:32 (eleven years ago) link
i made that.
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/315868_468743113168412_1256319360_n.jpg
― Dave Whobeck? (jjjusten), Thursday, 6 December 2012 17:42 (eleven years ago) link
esteban hostessez
― sweetántangó (clouds), Thursday, 6 December 2012 17:42 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/21691_537360799608746_760704495_n.jpg
― Dave Whobeck? (jjjusten), Thursday, 6 December 2012 17:44 (eleven years ago) link
uh. ok?
― Dave Whobeck? (jjjusten), Thursday, 6 December 2012 17:45 (eleven years ago) link
things will happen in the future, possibly involving you
― silverfish, Thursday, 6 December 2012 17:47 (eleven years ago) link
don't forget:
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 6 December 2012 17:54 (eleven years ago) link
Boobs. Butts. Doesn't Matter.
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 6 December 2012 18:00 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/481422_454656187924865_583021719_n.jpg
― an area the size of Jimmy Wales (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 6 December 2012 18:26 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/481687_10151115419026160_1704778477_n.jpg
― mh, Thursday, 6 December 2012 18:35 (eleven years ago) link
that is batshit
― before and after broscience (goole), Thursday, 6 December 2012 18:36 (eleven years ago) link
good god
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 6 December 2012 18:37 (eleven years ago) link
POLYFACE FARMS, Y'ALL
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, 6 December 2012 18:43 (eleven years ago) link
Cancer is only expensive if you treat it.
-- Bob Marley --
― Aimless, Thursday, 6 December 2012 18:45 (eleven years ago) link
reads like an implied threat
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 6 December 2012 19:08 (eleven years ago) link
haha aimless
― iatee, Thursday, 6 December 2012 19:09 (eleven years ago) link
what's the going price per pound for organic cancer
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 6 December 2012 19:12 (eleven years ago) link
it's the guy's thousand yard stare that really makes it special
― Neil S, Thursday, 6 December 2012 19:56 (eleven years ago) link
man i'd like to punch him in his polyface
― SHUT UP AND GET YOUR TURKEY SCIENCE BOOKS (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 6 December 2012 21:30 (eleven years ago) link
well, he IS a "self-described Christian libertarian environmentalist capitalist lunatic"
http://www.polyfacefarms.com/speaking-protocol/daniels-speaking-topics/
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:04 (eleven years ago) link
oops, i mean this one: http://www.polyfacefarms.com/speaking-protocol/joels-speaking-topics/
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:05 (eleven years ago) link
What an embarrassment to polyfaces everywhere.
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:06 (eleven years ago) link
The Sheer Ecstasy Of Being A Lunatic Farmer
― before and after broscience (goole), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:29 (eleven years ago) link
Lunatic Farms,I know you're out there
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:57 (eleven years ago) link
the great ecstasy of the lunatic farmer salatin
― lag∞n, Friday, 7 December 2012 00:51 (eleven years ago) link
i've been seeing the debunked "justin bieber helps a rape victim whose mom died while she wandered the city in a 72 hour post-rape daze" story floating around a bit on FB lately.
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Friday, 7 December 2012 03:49 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/399364_4389097679353_320508378_n.jpg
― sug life (rogermexico.), Friday, 7 December 2012 06:50 (eleven years ago) link
might steal that
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Friday, 7 December 2012 07:00 (eleven years ago) link
awesome!
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 7 December 2012 07:08 (eleven years ago) link
ugh
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/312705_538727549488135_1456848016_n.jpg
― Roz, Friday, 7 December 2012 09:12 (eleven years ago) link
My first thought was yeah, men would have to shit babies and that would hurt tbh.
― Albert Crampus (NickB), Friday, 7 December 2012 09:34 (eleven years ago) link
best facebook group name:
https://www.facebook.com/#!/silent.words?fref=ts
― scott seward, Friday, 7 December 2012 14:06 (eleven years ago) link
that page is the Holy Grail we have all long been searching for
― Neil S, Friday, 7 December 2012 14:11 (eleven years ago) link
e.g.
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/550221_433857970014683_366555017_n.jpg
― Neil S, Friday, 7 December 2012 14:12 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/302719_378601175566298_1977559511_n.jpg
― scott seward, Friday, 7 December 2012 14:27 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/533561_378154242277658_212948676_n.jpg
― scott seward, Friday, 7 December 2012 14:30 (eleven years ago) link
xp scare quotes be scary
― Neil S, Friday, 7 December 2012 14:30 (eleven years ago) link
"Mother" may be a bit fick, right, yeah.. but.
― Mark G, Friday, 7 December 2012 14:33 (eleven years ago) link
omg the "fuck off, ghost" one
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Friday, 7 December 2012 14:38 (eleven years ago) link
appreciating rogermexico's contribution
― mh, Friday, 7 December 2012 14:54 (eleven years ago) link
....vacks quotes
― a Christmas .gif for you from (seandalai), Friday, 7 December 2012 15:02 (eleven years ago) link
anit-vacks quotes
― Zen Jet Era (doo dah), Friday, 7 December 2012 15:04 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/c0.0.320.320/p403x403/483553_434944903238994_889111335_n.jpg
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 7 December 2012 16:10 (eleven years ago) link
http://lolzombie.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/the-hormone-guide-demotivational-poster-1232545942.jpeg
― crüt, Friday, 7 December 2012 16:15 (eleven years ago) link
that is terrible but I still lolled
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Friday, 7 December 2012 16:16 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah, it's awful and horrible and sexist, but... well, free wine.
― emil.y, Friday, 7 December 2012 16:24 (eleven years ago) link
You lolled? Here, have some wine.
― Mark G, Friday, 7 December 2012 16:25 (eleven years ago) link
so OTM. wait, did i say that out loud?
― scott seward, Friday, 7 December 2012 16:25 (eleven years ago) link
have some wine
― lag∞n, Friday, 7 December 2012 16:26 (eleven years ago) link
― Neil S, Friday, 7 December 2012 16:36 (eleven years ago) link
...don't ever try to cage me, or I will rip your eyes out with my cruel talons and feed your shredded flesh to my screaming children.
― Aimless, Friday, 7 December 2012 19:46 (eleven years ago) link
I know Bob Marley has said a lot of things but I don't remember him saying that
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Friday, 7 December 2012 19:47 (eleven years ago) link
here, have some weed
― the oral history of (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 7 December 2012 19:48 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/PHQpV.jpg
must've gotten that from the "brb, murder-suicide" pinterest board.
― Cunga, Friday, 7 December 2012 20:22 (eleven years ago) link
is that a tattoo of the ark of the covenant?
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Friday, 7 December 2012 20:27 (eleven years ago) link
but waht do you hate?
― Neil S, Friday, 7 December 2012 20:29 (eleven years ago) link
Did we talk about this barf-inducing story yet?
"A man sat at a metro station in Washington DC and started to play the violin; it was a cold January morning. He played six Bach pieces for about 45 minutes. During that time, since it was rush hour, it was calculated that 1,100 people went through the station, most of them on their way to work.
Three minutes went by, and a middle aged man noticed there was musician playing. He slowed his pace, and stopped for a few seconds, and then hurried up to meet his schedule.
A minute later, the violinist received his first dollar tip: a woman threw the money in the till and without stopping, and continued to walk.
A few minutes later, someone leaned against the wall to listen to him, but the man looked at his watch and started to walk again. Clearly he was late for work.
The one who paid the most attention was a 3 year old boy. His mother tagged him along, hurried, but the kid stopped to look at the violinist. Finally, the mother pushed hard, and the child continued to walk, turning his head all the time. This action was repeated by several other children. All the parents, without exception, forced them to move on.
In the 45 minutes the musician played, only 6 people stopped and stayed for a while. About 20 gave him money, but continued to walk their normal pace. He collected $32. When he finished playing and silence took over, no one noticed it. No one applauded, nor was there any recognition.
No one knew this, but the violinist was Joshua Bell, one of the most talented musicians in the world. He had just played one of the most intricate pieces ever written, on a violin worth $3.5 million dollars.
Two days before his playing in the subway, Joshua Bell sold out at a theater in Boston where the seats averaged $100.
This is a real story. Joshua Bell playing incognito in the metro station was organized by the Washington Post as part of a social experiment about perception, taste, and priorities of people. The outlines were: in a commonplace environment at an inappropriate hour: Do we perceive beauty? Do we stop to appreciate it? Do we recognize the talent in an unexpected context?
One of the possible conclusions from this experience could be:
If we do not have a moment to stop and listen to one of the best musicians in the world playing the best music ever written, how many other things are we missing?" By: Josh Nonnenmoc.
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Friday, 7 December 2012 20:36 (eleven years ago) link
Oh, there's a blurry photo to accompany it:
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/183943_431826886867286_716070848_n.jpg
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Friday, 7 December 2012 20:37 (eleven years ago) link
yeh that's a real thing, writer got a Pulitzer iirc http://youtu.be/hnOPu0_YWhw
― ばか ざっぴ (zappi), Friday, 7 December 2012 20:40 (eleven years ago) link
I think that's a perfect metaphor, actually. Much like when you hear a violin recital in the proper context, it's inspiring. When it's in a subway station (and, let's be honest here, Facebook is the subway of the Internet), it's a nuisance.
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Friday, 7 December 2012 20:43 (eleven years ago) link
Would be curious about the public transit behavior of Joshua Bell and other people behind this story. Does it take them, like, 5 or 6 hours to get anywhere?
― SHUT UP AND GET YOUR TURKEY SCIENCE BOOKS (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 7 December 2012 20:43 (eleven years ago) link
I couldn't hear it I was jamming out to the latest hippity hop on my mp3 player device
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 7 December 2012 20:44 (eleven years ago) link
I just hang out in public transport stations, they're the new third place everyone loves
― mh, Friday, 7 December 2012 20:46 (eleven years ago) link
well i don't know if something you can walk by is a nuisance, if he was following you around playing bach with a pleading look in his eyes maybe then it would be one.
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Friday, 7 December 2012 20:46 (eleven years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 7 December 2012 20:48 (eleven years ago) link
that joshua bell story is kind of cool but the writer of course comes to the dumbest conclusions
― before and after broscience (goole), Friday, 7 December 2012 20:50 (eleven years ago) link
that story actually breaks my heart because Josh Bell is total bro who can throw down a girly drink
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Friday, 7 December 2012 20:50 (eleven years ago) link
it's transit station though! people go there to go somewhere else. it's not a hotel lobby where ppl are just bored chilling out with nothing better to do...everyone's on their way to or from somewhere else, there's nothing about the design of those places that encourages you to linger except on a platform waiting for a train
if it's so great play it somewhere where ppl might be able/more inclined to stop idk
DON'T BOTHER ME i'M LATE FOR MY TRAIN
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 7 December 2012 20:51 (eleven years ago) link
We regret to inform you that Joshua Bell will not be performing tonight. He got caught up watching the Rick Sprinfield performance at Penn station on his way in.
― SHUT UP AND GET YOUR TURKEY SCIENCE BOOKS (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 7 December 2012 20:53 (eleven years ago) link
That story Jeff posted reminds me of when I saw Megan Fox in a comic book store in 2006 (with her then-boyfriend Brian Austin Green). I didn't notice she was the Hottest Woman on the Planet (Maxim™) at the time and, well, I guess one of the possible conclusions from that experience could be:
If we do not have a moment to stop and notice one of the sexiest Hollywood actresses of her era (2007-2009) getting some comic books with her boyfriend, and pay respect to that beauty/hotness/whatever, how many other things are we missing?" By: Josh Nonnenmoc.
― Cunga, Friday, 7 December 2012 20:55 (eleven years ago) link
the real conclusion of that experiment isn't that ppl are too busy to listen to good music, it's that busking in subway stations is a terrible idea
you need to either set up on the platform or find an outdoor location near a destination like a restaurant or a town plaza, otherwise you're going to suffer from "that's great but I have someplace to be"
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Friday, 7 December 2012 20:57 (eleven years ago) link
hmm, not sure if the aesthetic judgments of hotness by a celebrity-obsessed press is the same as the aesthetic appreciation of a musical composition and skilled performer. 6/10
― mh, Friday, 7 December 2012 20:58 (eleven years ago) link
that reminds me of the time my wife had a weird nightmare ("nightmare") about kiefer sutherland and then a couple days later he sat down next to us at a cafe and she barely noticed him. If we do not have a moment to stop and notice kiefer sutherland (the lost boys, flatliners, tv's '24') having a salad at the next table, how many other things are we missing?" By: Josh Nonnenmoc.
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Friday, 7 December 2012 21:02 (eleven years ago) link
I don't know, mh, that "Are You Hot?" reality show with Lorenzo Lamas had it down to a science. I'm not sure the same could be said about music appreciation. That's subjective. xpost
― Cunga, Friday, 7 December 2012 21:03 (eleven years ago) link
Tragic tale of busker scraping by on $40/hour.
― ledge, Friday, 7 December 2012 21:04 (eleven years ago) link
we must take time to stop and smell the Kiefer Sutherlands
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 7 December 2012 21:05 (eleven years ago) link
well, if people say that megan fox was one of the hottest of our age in a couple hundred years, I will feel she has the longevity of Bach
― mh, Friday, 7 December 2012 21:05 (eleven years ago) link
i've seen better heads on a mug of beer
we must take time to appreciate beer
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 7 December 2012 21:06 (eleven years ago) link
That story's a few years old, and I remember when it first popped up reading a counter argument by somebody saying that the problem wasn't the quality of the playing, the problem was that Bell was a really lousy busker.
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Friday, 7 December 2012 21:06 (eleven years ago) link
you know no one can busk for 8 hours straight, right
xp: lol J3ff
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Friday, 7 December 2012 21:07 (eleven years ago) link
here is where we talked about this whole thing before
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Friday, 7 December 2012 21:10 (eleven years ago) link
Did he take requests?
― nickn, Friday, 7 December 2012 21:13 (eleven years ago) link
he should have played "The Joker" by Steve Miller Band. people love that song.
― Snoop Lion (crüt), Friday, 7 December 2012 21:15 (eleven years ago) link
yeah I hate to tell the guy, but long form compositions aren't really good busking material
― mh, Friday, 7 December 2012 21:16 (eleven years ago) link
<3 crut
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 7 December 2012 21:18 (eleven years ago) link
playing 'piano man' on violin would have been epic
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Friday, 7 December 2012 21:18 (eleven years ago) link
This is a great point, and the next experiment should be, I dunno, a concert pianist (or, ideally, Cecil Taylor) playing in an insanely high-priced hotel lobby, and see who among the moneyed class stops their conversations about credit default swaps to listen.
― and I scream Fieri Eiffel Tower High (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 7 December 2012 21:20 (eleven years ago) link
srsly im sure if he had been on the platform people wouldve noticed that the music is good instead he was in a spot where people hear him for three seconds while walking by, its almost like thats what they wanted to happen
― lag∞n, Friday, 7 December 2012 21:26 (eleven years ago) link
see perception people cant tell if somethings good if they walk past it and dont pay any attention, makes u think
― lag∞n, Friday, 7 December 2012 21:27 (eleven years ago) link
we hung this van gogh by the side of the highway and lets see what happened
― lag∞n, Friday, 7 December 2012 21:28 (eleven years ago) link
i don't know, it's good to be reminded every now and then that i'm a SHEEP maaan. i'd give the author my own version of the pulitzer, if my cloven hooves could hold anything.
― Spectrum, Friday, 7 December 2012 21:29 (eleven years ago) link
Oh, I guess we have talked about it before. It just fits right in with the whole Facebook meme/macro vibe. Like, it has that same really infuriatingly smug, sanctimonious tone to it that all this garbage does.
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Friday, 7 December 2012 21:30 (eleven years ago) link
all major news outlets should put out rewritten sanctimonious facebook versions of their stories
― lag∞n, Friday, 7 December 2012 21:33 (eleven years ago) link
Up next: Kim Rhode shoots skeet in the lobby of Symphony Hall.
― SHUT UP AND GET YOUR TURKEY SCIENCE BOOKS (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 7 December 2012 21:34 (eleven years ago) link
it's almost as if a transit lobby and a concert hall are spaces well-designed for their specific human purpose! purposes that people perceive correctly, as they do with their own needs and interests of the moment!
and yes "most intricate piece ev0r" is not good busker jams. i bet if he whipped through bach's greatest hits he'd have upped his take a little
― before and after broscience (goole), Friday, 7 December 2012 21:37 (eleven years ago) link
― lag∞n, Friday, December 7, 2012 3:28 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
ha my versh of this was "we set up the stage of bayreuth in the middle of i-80, and, my god, people just drove right the fuck through it. not even lohengrin is a match for americans' need for speed."
― before and after broscience (goole), Friday, 7 December 2012 21:39 (eleven years ago) link
Or just Joshua Bell playing everywhere. "I really appreciating what you're doing, Joshua, but my kids have to wash up and get ready for school, and I have to take a monster crap."
― SHUT UP AND GET YOUR TURKEY SCIENCE BOOKS (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 7 December 2012 21:44 (eleven years ago) link
"Hey Mr. Pulitzer, have you heard of a little thing called false equivalencies?"
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Friday, 7 December 2012 21:47 (eleven years ago) link
it's funny because if the metro train were to smash into one of Joshua Bell's concerts everyone would take notice of it.
― Cunga, Friday, 7 December 2012 21:50 (eleven years ago) link
makes u think
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 7 December 2012 21:53 (eleven years ago) link
headline would read "JOSH BELL PULLS TRAIN"
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Friday, 7 December 2012 21:55 (eleven years ago) link
wake up, sheeple life moves pretty fast if you don't catch it -- ferris bueller.
― Cunga, Friday, 7 December 2012 21:55 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/198408_552040774810507_1431376204_n.jpg
― o_o, Friday, 7 December 2012 22:04 (eleven years ago) link
http://a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/132/2790a875316548539e68644ba3218c0f/l.jpg
― before and after broscience (goole), Friday, 7 December 2012 22:06 (eleven years ago) link
lmao @ hippies
― Snoop Lion (crüt), Friday, 7 December 2012 22:08 (eleven years ago) link
also gtfo with this "a tomato has four chambers" isht
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Friday, 7 December 2012 22:08 (eleven years ago) link
goole otm with bananadick
― mh, Friday, 7 December 2012 22:10 (eleven years ago) link
I may have already posted this to this thread but shit like this is really the worst:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Kg9mSYqCFhY/UB9W45uF9qI/AAAAAAAAB3o/teU3YfGD-N4/s640/galaxy+vs+brain+tissue.jpg
― Snoop Lion (crüt), Friday, 7 December 2012 22:14 (eleven years ago) link
THE WORLD OF TRUE EMOTIONS
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Friday, 7 December 2012 22:15 (eleven years ago) link
"an avocado looks vaguely like an old, shriveled breast and is high in monosaturated fats, which aid against post-menopausal breast cancer"
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Friday, 7 December 2012 22:15 (eleven years ago) link
Hmmm
it's awesome that neurons kinda look like galaxy clusters
― Mordy, Friday, 7 December 2012 22:16 (eleven years ago) link
BEHOLD... THE ATHEIST'S NIGHTMARE
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Friday, 7 December 2012 22:17 (eleven years ago) link
I'm pretty sure neither neurons nor galaxy clusters actually glow purple.
― Snoop Lion (crüt), Friday, 7 December 2012 22:19 (eleven years ago) link
http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/84117_o.gif
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Friday, 7 December 2012 22:19 (eleven years ago) link
xpost lmao gr80
The word "avocado" comes from the Spanish aguacate which in turn comes from the Nahuatl word āhuacatl [aː'wakat͡ɬ] (testicle, a reference to the shape of the fruit).
― I wish every slot machine had EAT THE RICH printed on it (Crabbits), Friday, 7 December 2012 22:20 (eleven years ago) link
dammit Crabbits I am eating guacamole right now
― Snoop Lion (crüt), Friday, 7 December 2012 22:22 (eleven years ago) link
I was going to do a scrotum reference but the health info behind avocados didn't support it
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Friday, 7 December 2012 22:22 (eleven years ago) link
people who regularly check the ripeness of avocados are better at checking for testicular cancer
― iatee, Friday, 7 December 2012 22:23 (eleven years ago) link
broccoli tastes like ass and looks like a tree
COINCIDENCE?
I think not.
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 7 December 2012 22:24 (eleven years ago) link
avocados contain acetogenins that help your body maintain a tough, leathery scrotum
― Snoop Lion (crüt), Friday, 7 December 2012 22:24 (eleven years ago) link
god's pharmacy
― Snoop Lion (crüt), Friday, 7 December 2012 22:25 (eleven years ago) link
Apropos of nothing, you can always tell when it's a Friday afternoon on ILX.
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Friday, 7 December 2012 22:26 (eleven years ago) link
Pretty sure the "electron" is actually a plasma ball. Either that, or WHERE ARE THE PLASMA BALLS, MANG?
― emil.y, Friday, 7 December 2012 23:29 (eleven years ago) link
In God's pharmacy.
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Friday, 7 December 2012 23:32 (eleven years ago) link
OTM re: friday afternoon ilx
― Cunga, Friday, 7 December 2012 23:51 (eleven years ago) link
Dear Mr. President:
During my shift in the Emergency Room last night, I had the pleasure of evaluating a patient whose smile revealed an expensive Shiny gold tooth, whose body was adorned with a wide assortment of elaborate and costly tattoos, who wore a very expensiveBrand of tennis shoes and who chatted on a new cellular telephone equipped with a popular R&B ringtone.
While glancing over her Patient chart, I happened to notice that her payer status was listed as "Medicaid"! During my examination of her, the patient informed me that she smokes more than one costly pack of cigarettes every day and somehow still has money to buy pretzels and beer.
And, you and our Congress expect me to pay for this woman's health care?https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/148284_4319397658046_1265753108_n.jpg
I contend that our nation's "health care crisis" is not the result of a shortage of quality hospitals, doctors or nurses. Rather, it is the result of a "crisis of culture", a culture in which it is perfectly acceptable to spend money on luxuries and vices while refusing to take care of one's self or, heaven forbid, purchase health insurance.
It is a culture based on the irresponsible credo that "I can do whatever I want to because someone else will always take care of me". Once you fix this "culture crisis" that rewards irresponsibility and dependency, you'll be amazed at how quickly our nation's health care difficulties will disappear.
Respectfully,STARNER JONES, MD
― sweetántangó (clouds), Saturday, 8 December 2012 05:18 (eleven years ago) link
tear that dude in half from his asshole to his neck
― she was giving it to two friends ...Aaay! (crüt), Saturday, 8 December 2012 05:31 (eleven years ago) link
equipped with a popular R&B ringtone.
i guess the R&B ones are more expensive, huh
― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (zachlyon), Saturday, 8 December 2012 05:33 (eleven years ago) link
just in case you didnt get that they were black
― lag∞n, Saturday, 8 December 2012 06:10 (eleven years ago) link
pretzels and beer???
― j., Saturday, 8 December 2012 06:41 (eleven years ago) link
"doctor please help, i'm in the hospital because of too much pretzels and beer"
"looks like you've got a case of pretzels and beeritis, [secretly wealthy black woman]"
― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (zachlyon), Saturday, 8 December 2012 07:03 (eleven years ago) link
old
― mookieproof, Saturday, 8 December 2012 07:19 (eleven years ago) link
But genuine..
That's a Nat King Cole song, innit?
― Mark G, Saturday, 8 December 2012 08:57 (eleven years ago) link
the girl who posted it was like OMG SO TRUE! AND PPL WHO BUY CANDY W/ FOODSTAMPS TOO
deleted her
― sweetántangó (clouds), Saturday, 8 December 2012 15:07 (eleven years ago) link
"I can do whatever I want to because someone else will always take care of me"
You work in a HOSPITAL! Your job is always taking care of people!
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 8 December 2012 16:22 (eleven years ago) link
i wish all the secret libertarian dbags in my life wd be less secretive so i can tell them to fuck off forever
― sweetántangó (clouds), Saturday, 8 December 2012 16:27 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/kShCE.png
science
― lag∞n, Saturday, 8 December 2012 18:03 (eleven years ago) link
― she was giving it to two friends ...Aaay! (crüt), Saturday, 8 December 2012 18:04 (eleven years ago) link
haha that is horrifying
― Tome Cruise (Matt P), Saturday, 8 December 2012 18:17 (eleven years ago) link
the lungs are docking and the kidney is squee fucking the liver
― Tome Cruise (Matt P), Saturday, 8 December 2012 18:19 (eleven years ago) link
that's the liver on top of maybe some kind of fucked up pancreas imo
― let's hear it for the women (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 8 December 2012 18:21 (eleven years ago) link
organsorgies keep us alive
― Tome Cruise (Matt P), Saturday, 8 December 2012 18:22 (eleven years ago) link
stomach on the bottom, surely.
― nickn, Saturday, 8 December 2012 18:33 (eleven years ago) link
my stomach is a power bottom
― shave and a haircut...2 CHAINZ (m bison), Saturday, 8 December 2012 19:56 (eleven years ago) link
has this been posted
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=y_ZmM7zPLyI
― flopson, Sunday, 9 December 2012 07:08 (eleven years ago) link
feel like this belongs in here re that terrible web comic the oatmeal http://www.buzzfeed.com/jackstuef/the-secrets-of-the-internets-most-beloved-viral-m
― lag∞n, Sunday, 9 December 2012 16:44 (eleven years ago) link
there's like 3 ppls walls that i've resisted posting that to.
― s.clover, Sunday, 9 December 2012 23:21 (eleven years ago) link
if i see one more of you fuckers post that "she's lost control" thing i am unfriending EVERYONE
― i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Sunday, 9 December 2012 23:40 (eleven years ago) link
aw c'mon, it was quite funny the first time.
― besides Sunny Real Estate (dog latin), Monday, 10 December 2012 11:27 (eleven years ago) link
Inman is also a fitness buff. Though he draws himself on The Oatmeal as a blob of a man, he’s actually young and attractive. Inman has said he draws himself that way because attractive, detailed characters are less “relatable” for his audience.
In an interview with Men’s Health Singapore, he detailed some of his running feats, including completing an ultra-marathon of 50 miles, and explained why he doesn’t draw comics about a subject that interests him so deeply.
“I would love to make a comic about ultra running,” Inman said. “But not many people can say, ‘Oh, yeah, I totally know what that feels like, running a hundred miles.’ Similarly, I wanted to make a comic about snowboarding because I love snowboarding. But I don’t know if enough of my readers will get it. So I try to limit my comics to the stuff on everybody’s frequency.”
― before and after broscience (goole), Monday, 10 December 2012 19:41 (eleven years ago) link
Men's Health Singapore?
did u run 50 or 100 miles oatmeal
― lag∞n, Monday, 10 December 2012 19:42 (eleven years ago) link
that was the telltale tic of the pathological self-aggrandizer
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 10 December 2012 19:47 (eleven years ago) link
actually young and attractive
― before and after broscience (goole), Monday, 10 December 2012 19:49 (eleven years ago) link
"okay fine I walked 2 miles to Subway, jogging occasionally. JEEZ."
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 10 December 2012 19:49 (eleven years ago) link
actually wearing a tshirt over a button down
― lag∞n, Monday, 10 December 2012 19:49 (eleven years ago) link
actually limited by everybody's frequency
― before and after broscience (goole), Monday, 10 December 2012 19:51 (eleven years ago) link
Oatmeal guy responds:
http://theoatmeal.com/blog/jack_stuef
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Monday, 10 December 2012 19:56 (eleven years ago) link
plse to destroy the internet
― Neil S, Monday, 10 December 2012 19:57 (eleven years ago) link
"i'd like to spend a few moments being a tool to help you better understand why i am not a tool"
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 10 December 2012 19:59 (eleven years ago) link
u madd oatmeal
― lag∞n, Monday, 10 December 2012 20:01 (eleven years ago) link
dr but it's worth it to scroll down to the palin comic
― before and after broscience (goole), Monday, 10 December 2012 20:03 (eleven years ago) link
it must be very stressful, having your personal brand linked to such an awful unreadable font
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Monday, 10 December 2012 20:07 (eleven years ago) link
it is funny how savvy this guy is without having any clue how to act or represent himself on the internet. he seems to have grasped the raw mechanics of web interaction to a remarkable degree while completely failing to understand the social aspects. there must be some kind syndrome or disorder that this would fit neatly into, but i have to admit, i just can't put my finger on it.
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 10 December 2012 20:09 (eleven years ago) link
ha yes
― lag∞n, Monday, 10 December 2012 20:11 (eleven years ago) link
― max, Monday, 10 December 2012 20:15 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/lrDOR.png
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Monday, 10 December 2012 20:40 (eleven years ago) link
u+k:http://i.imgur.com/hgrMS.png
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Monday, 10 December 2012 20:42 (eleven years ago) link
cool beef bros
― before and after broscience (goole), Monday, 10 December 2012 20:45 (eleven years ago) link
the song is called "believe" jeez
― horse motivator (clouds), Monday, 10 December 2012 22:05 (eleven years ago) link
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Monday, December 10, 2012 3:07 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
he reminds me of "mom" from futurama, like he's this horrible asshole but aww look at that font!
― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (zachlyon), Monday, 10 December 2012 22:34 (eleven years ago) link
dude could stand to cram a bastard in it
― boo-hoo-ty sapperticker (electricsound), Monday, 10 December 2012 22:45 (eleven years ago) link
Did the guy from Buzzfeed really just make up a whole bunch of shit about the guy being a republican and having a kid, though? That is pretty lame.
― mh, Monday, 10 December 2012 23:56 (eleven years ago) link
that part is pretty crazy
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Monday, 10 December 2012 23:59 (eleven years ago) link
using a sketchy social media profile from some weird networking site that happens to have the word "oatmeal" in it is pretty weak
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 00:00 (eleven years ago) link
but it also says "matthew" so it has to be him
― mh, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 00:02 (eleven years ago) link
on the other hand this is otm
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/366364/Screenshots/z8cg.png
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 00:03 (eleven years ago) link
― mh, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 00:09 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/403107_510222765677841_2111069962_n.jpg
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 03:23 (eleven years ago) link
Bit of a nob? ... Sit on a roof
― let's hear it for the women (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 03:24 (eleven years ago) link
horny? ... sex it
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 03:25 (eleven years ago) link
Missing somebody? ...Visit their graveWanna meet up? ...Visit their graveWanna be understood? ...Visit their graveHave questions? ...Visit their grave
― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (zachlyon), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 03:27 (eleven years ago) link
Dig up their grave, surely
― let's hear it for the women (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 03:28 (eleven years ago) link
honestly my answer to all of those dilemmas is: EAT
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 03:28 (eleven years ago) link
or drink
or both
there;s not much that can't be solved by EAT
― let's hear it for the women (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 03:29 (eleven years ago) link
maybe hunger strikes
http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=123
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 03:31 (eleven years ago) link
Eat is my solution to everything.
Particularly when Bugles are involved.
― and I scream Fieri Eiffel Tower High (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 03:52 (eleven years ago) link
oh, bugles
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 04:25 (eleven years ago) link
*sigh*
I fill them with aerosol cheese (ideally, cheddar 'n' bacon, but any variety will do). It is -- and I don't say this lightly -- the shiznit.
― and I scream Fieri Eiffel Tower High (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 04:29 (eleven years ago) link
if I did that even just one time, they would have to cut me out of my own house with a sawsall
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 04:32 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah, my cholesterol is somewhere in the low-1000s.
― and I scream Fieri Eiffel Tower High (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 04:33 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/184523_140605806089685_190620694_n.jpg
― bed raggled (qiqing), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 11:58 (eleven years ago) link
otmprolly woulda said rly judgy things abt god for knocking up teenage mary out of wedlock, too
― shave and a haircut...2 CHAINZ (m bison), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 12:02 (eleven years ago) link
"I guess that's just how kids do things these days" *sigh*
― shave and a haircut...2 CHAINZ (m bison), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 12:03 (eleven years ago) link
blasphemous Facebook macros
― Neil S, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 12:09 (eleven years ago) link
worst Depeche Mode cover ever
― Roobarb and Custos (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 12:10 (eleven years ago) link
maybe i'm reading the wrong bible but i don't remember anything about the three wise men bringing war to earth
― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (zachlyon), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 12:11 (eleven years ago) link
Wanna be starting something? ... Got to be starting something.
― Macro Polo (Phil D.), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 13:48 (eleven years ago) link
lol phil
would have bought useless stinky scented bullshit for the newborn messiah - oh wait
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 17:42 (eleven years ago) link
Do newborn babies even eat casserole?
― Albert Crampus (NickB), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 17:46 (eleven years ago) link
I mean Son of God and all that but c'mon...
newborn baby casserole - don't knock it til you've tried it
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 17:54 (eleven years ago) link
- Made a placenta casserole
― Albert Crampus (NickB), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 18:07 (eleven years ago) link
"When life gives you placentas, make placenta casserole" - Bob Marley
― ばか ざっぴ (zappi), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 18:35 (eleven years ago) link
hee hee
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 18:43 (eleven years ago) link
No placenta, no cry.
― Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 18:51 (eleven years ago) link
I know a doula who has helped prepare placenta for moms.
― SHUT UP AND GET YOUR TURKEY SCIENCE BOOKS (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 19:00 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/TLlbQ.jpg
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 00:00 (eleven years ago) link
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_96uP6vDZMT8/Smy6rgRhUnI/AAAAAAAAB9g/e_feI3E_IzI/s400/TWIN+PEAKS+BOB2.jpg
― horse motivator (clouds), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 00:12 (eleven years ago) link
could be J.R. "Bob" Dobbs
― mh, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 02:22 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151344773040937&set=a.222483315936.171360.507730936&type=1&relevant_count=1&ref=nf
― ey, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 13:58 (eleven years ago) link
argh
http://sphotos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/548771_10151344773040937_121133383_n.jpg
― ey, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 13:59 (eleven years ago) link
this explains so much, if you assume "easy" translated to "half-assed"
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 14:13 (eleven years ago) link
easy = anti competitive business practices
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 14:28 (eleven years ago) link
FREE HOME FOR ANYONE WHO WILL TAKE IT!
I was in my neighborhood restaurant this morning and was seated behind a group of jubilant individuals celebrating the successful passing of the recent health care bill. I could not finish my breakfast. This is what ensued:
They were a diverse group of several races and both sexes. I heard the young man exclaim, “Isn’t Obama like Jesus Christ? I mean, after all, he is healing the sick.” The young woman enthusiastically proclaimed, “Yeah, and he does it for free. I cannot believe anyone would think that a free market would work for health care. Another said, ‘The stupid Republicans want us all to starve to death so they can inherit all of the power. Obama should be made a Saint for what he did for those of us less fortunate.” At this, I had more than enough.
I arose from my seat, mustering all the restraint I could find, and approached their table. “Please excuse me; may I impose upon you for one moment?” They smiled and welcomed me to the conversation. I stood at the end of their table, smiled as best I could and began an experiment.
“I would like to give one of you my house. It will cost you no money and I will pay all of the expenses and taxes for as long as you live there. Anyone interested?” They looked at each other in astonishment. “Why would you do something like that?” asked a young man, “There isn’t anything for free in this world.” They began to laugh at me, as they did not realize this man had just made my point. “I am serious, I will give you my house for free, no money what so ever. Anyone interested?” In unison, a resounding “Hell Yeah” fills the room.
“Since there are too many of you, I will have to make a choice as to who receives this money-free bargain.” I noticed an elderly couple was paying attention to the spectacle unfolding before their eyes, the old man shaking his head in apparent disgust. “I tell you what; I will give it to the one of you most willing to obey my rules.” Again, they looked at one another, an expression of bewilderment on their faces. The perky young woman asked, “What are the rules?” I smiled and said, “I don’t know. I have not yet defined them. However, it is a free home that I offer you.” They giggled amongst themselves, the youngest of which said, “What an old coot. He must be crazy to give away his home. Go take your meds, old man.” I smiled and leaned into the table a bit further. “I am serious, this is a legitimate offer.” They gaped at me for a moment.
“I’ll take it you old fool. Where are the keys?” boasted the youngest among them. “Then I presume you accept ALL of my terms then?” I asked.. The elderly couple seemed amused and entertained as they watched from the privacy of their table. “Oh hell yeah! Where do I sign up?” I took a napkin and wrote, “I give this man my home, without the burden of financial obligation, so long as he accepts and abides by the terms that I shall set forth upon consummation of this transaction.” I signed it and handed it to the young man who eagerly scratched out his signature. “Where are the keys to my new house?” he asked in a mocking tone of voice. All eyes were upon us as I stepped back from the table, pulling the keys from pocket and dangling them before the excited new homeowner.
“Now that we have entered into this binding contract, witnessed by all of your friends, I have decided upon the conditions you are obligated to adhere from this point forward. You may only live in the house for one hour a day. You will not use anything inside of the home. You will obey me without question or resistance. I expect complete loyalty and admiration for this gift I bestow upon you. You will accept my commands and wishes with enthusiasm, no matter the nature. Your morals and principles shall be as mine. You will vote as I do, think as I do and do it with blind faith. These are my terms. Here are your keys.” I reached the keys forward and the young man looked at me dumbfounded.
“Are you out of your mind? Who would ever agree to those ridiculous terms?” the young man appeared irritated. “You did when you signed this contract before reading it, understanding it and with the full knowledge that I would provide my conditions only after you committed to the agreement.” Was all I said. The elderly man chuckled as his wife tried to restrain him. I was looking at a now silenced and bewildered group of people. “You can shove that stupid deal up you’re a** old man, I want no part of it” exclaimed the now infuriated young man. “You have committed to the contract, as witnessed by all of your friends; you cannot get out of the deal unless I agree to it. I do not intend to let you free now that I have you ensnared. I am the power you agreed to. I am the one you blindly and without thought chose to enslave yourself to. In short, I am your Master.” At this, the table of celebrating individuals became a unified group against the unfairness of the deal.
After a few moments of unrepeatable comments and slurs, I revealed my true intent. “What I did to you is what this administration and congress did to you with the health care legislation. I easily suckered you in and then revealed the real cost of the bargain. Your folly was in the belief that you can have something you did not earn; that you are entitled to that which you did not earn; that you willingly allowed someone else to think for you. Your failure to research, study and inform yourself permitted reason to escape you. You have entered into a trap from which you cannot flee. Your only chance of freedom is if your new Master gives it to you. A freedom that is given can also be taken away; therefore, it is not freedom.” With that, I tore up the napkin and placed it before the astonished young man. “This is the nature of your new health care legislation.”
I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation and was surprised by applause. The elderly gentleman, who was clearly entertained, shook my hand enthusiastically and said, “Thank you Sir, these kids don’t understand Liberty these days.” He refused to allow me to pay my bill as he said, “You earned this one, it is an honor to pickup the tab.” I shook his hand in thanks, leaving the restaurant somewhat humbled, and sensing a glimmer of hope for my beloved country.
Use reason,
~ Clifford A.
― Three Word Username, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 14:28 (eleven years ago) link
~ Bob M.
― Neil S, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 14:36 (eleven years ago) link
The guys who concoct these little fantasies sure have a shitty idea of what "good writing" is. You ever notice they're all written in that florid, I-own-a-thesaurus, self-congratulatory manner?
― Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 14:37 (eleven years ago) link
Actually, that's Ayn Rand's fault, isn't it?
― Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 14:38 (eleven years ago) link
FREE HOME FOR ANYONE WHO WILL TAKE IT!I was in my neighborhood restaurant this morning and was seated behind a group of jubilant individuals celebrating the successful passing of the recent health care bill. I could not finish my breakfast. This is what ensued:They were a diverse group of several races and both sexes. I heard the young man exclaim, “Isn’t Obama like Jesus Christ? I mean, after all, he is healing the sick.” The young woman enthusiastically proclaimed, “Yeah, and he does it for free. I cannot believe anyone would think that a free market would work for health care. Another said, ‘The stupid Republicans want us all to starve to death so they can inherit all of the power. Obama should be made a Saint for what he did for those of us less fortunate.” At this, I had more than enough.I arose from my seat, mustering all the restraint I could find, and approached their table. “Please excuse me; may I impose upon you for one moment?” They smiled and welcomed me to the conversation. I stood at the end of their table, smiled as best I could and began an experiment.“I would like to give one of you my house. It will cost you no money and I will pay all of the expenses and taxes for as long as you live there. Anyone interested?” They looked at each other in astonishment. “Why would you do something like that?” asked a young man, “There isn’t anything for free in this world.” They began to laugh at me, as they did not realize this man had just made my point. “I am serious, I will give you my house for free, no money what so ever. Anyone interested?” In unison, a resounding “Hell Yeah” fills the room.“Since there are too many of you, I will have to make a choice as to who receives this money-free bargain.” I noticed an elderly couple was paying attention to the spectacle unfolding before their eyes, the old man shaking his head in apparent disgust. “I tell you what; I will give it to the one of you most willing to obey my rules.” Again, they looked at one another, an expression of bewilderment on their faces. The perky young woman asked, “What are the rules?” I smiled and said, “I don’t know. I have not yet defined them. However, it is a free home that I offer you.” They giggled amongst themselves, the youngest of which said, “What an old coot. He must be crazy to give away his home. Go take your meds, old man.” I smiled and leaned into the table a bit further. “I am serious, this is a legitimate offer.” They gaped at me for a moment.“I’ll take it you old fool. Where are the keys?” boasted the youngest among them. “Then I presume you accept ALL of my terms then?” I asked.. The elderly couple seemed amused and entertained as they watched from the privacy of their table. “Oh hell yeah! Where do I sign up?” I took a napkin and wrote, “I give this man my home, without the burden of financial obligation, so long as he accepts and abides by the terms that I shall set forth upon consummation of this transaction.” I signed it and handed it to the young man who eagerly scratched out his signature. “Where are the keys to my new house?” he asked in a mocking tone of voice. All eyes were upon us as I stepped back from the table, pulling the keys from pocket and dangling them before the excited new homeowner.“Now that we have entered into this binding contract, witnessed by all of your friends, I have decided upon the conditions you are obligated to adhere from this point forward. You may only live in the house for one hour a day. You will not use anything inside of the home. You will obey me without question or resistance. I expect complete loyalty and admiration for this gift I bestow upon you. You will accept my commands and wishes with enthusiasm, no matter the nature. Your morals and principles shall be as mine. You will vote as I do, think as I do and do it with blind faith. These are my terms. Here are your keys.” I reached the keys forward and the young man looked at me dumbfounded.“Are you out of your mind? Who would ever agree to those ridiculous terms?” the young man appeared irritated. “You did when you signed this contract before reading it, understanding it and with the full knowledge that I would provide my conditions only after you committed to the agreement.” Was all I said. The elderly man chuckled as his wife tried to restrain him. I was looking at a now silenced and bewildered group of people. “You can shove that stupid deal up you’re a** old man, I want no part of it” exclaimed the now infuriated young man. “You have committed to the contract, as witnessed by all of your friends; you cannot get out of the deal unless I agree to it. I do not intend to let you free now that I have you ensnared. I am the power you agreed to. I am the one you blindly and without thought chose to enslave yourself to. In short, I am your Master.” At this, the table of celebrating individuals became a unified group against the unfairness of the deal.After a few moments of unrepeatable comments and slurs, I revealed my true intent. “What I did to you is what this administration and congress did to you with the health care legislation. I easily suckered you in and then revealed the real cost of the bargain. Your folly was in the belief that you can have something you did not earn; that you are entitled to that which you did not earn; that you willingly allowed someone else to think for you. Your failure to research, study and inform yourself permitted reason to escape you. You have entered into a trap from which you cannot flee. Your only chance of freedom is if your new Master gives it to you. A freedom that is given can also be taken away; therefore, it is not freedom.” With that, I tore up the napkin and placed it before the astonished young man. “This is the nature of your new health care legislation.”I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation and was surprised by applause. The elderly gentleman, who was clearly entertained, shook my hand enthusiastically and said, “Thank you Sir, these kids don’t understand Liberty these days.” He refused to allow me to pay my bill as he said, “You earned this one, it is an honor to pickup the tab.” I shook his hand in thanks, leaving the restaurant somewhat humbled, and sensing a glimmer of hope for my beloved country.Use reason,~ Clifford A.
cool story bro
― Bananaman Begins, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 14:42 (eleven years ago) link
Isn’t Obama like Jesus Christ? I mean, after all, he is healing the sick.
― lou reed scott walker monks niagra (chinavision!), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 14:44 (eleven years ago) link
finger on the pulse of the national conversational style
“What an old coot.”
― Bananaman Begins, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 14:47 (eleven years ago) link
Possible mishearing.
"The stupid Republicans want us all to starve to death so they can inherit all of the power."
this is a fascinating window into the mental processes at work here. not starving to death doesn't compute as an end in itself, it has to be recast in terms of relatable motivations, i.e. as a means to stop republicans inheriting all of the power, whatever the fuck that might mean.
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 14:47 (eleven years ago) link
After all that "there's no such thing as a free lunch" pontificating, the guy gets a free meal out of it?
― besides Sunny Real Estate (dog latin), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 14:49 (eleven years ago) link
this is a fascinating window into the mental processes at work here. not starving to death doesn't compute as an end in itself, it has to be recast in terms of relatable motivations, i.e. as a means to stop republicans inheriting all of the power, whatever the fuck that might mean.― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 14:47 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 14:47 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
OTM. If anything this is an incite into how right-wingers think left-wingers think. It's amazing really.
― besides Sunny Real Estate (dog latin), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 14:50 (eleven years ago) link
I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation
― Bananaman Begins, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 14:52 (eleven years ago) link
The elderly man chuckled as his wife tried to restrain him
that's one violent chuckling style
― an area the size of Jimmy Wales (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 14:54 (eleven years ago) link
And then an old man offered to pay for my meal.
"Why would you do that, old man?" I asked..
(to be continued....)
― Mark G, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 14:58 (eleven years ago) link
no such thing as a free lunch for Positivist ubermenschen like our hero Clifford.
― Neil S, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 15:02 (eleven years ago) link
leaving the restaurant somewhat humbled
^^ ^^Standout whopper.
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 15:02 (eleven years ago) link
tbf it was a free breakfast, not a free lunch. A breakfast which, as noted in the first paragraph, he couldn't finish. Joke's on the old man.
― Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 15:03 (eleven years ago) link
After a few moments of unrepeatable comments and slurs, I revealed my true intent.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-C6j5cw7dw7M/TtMbDwhdM8I/AAAAAAAADXM/LCtL5hryD2s/s400/The+Masked+Magician.jpg
― SHUT UP AND GET YOUR TURKEY SCIENCE BOOKS (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 15:09 (eleven years ago) link
http://tpc.pc2.netdna-cdn.com/images/Ryan_Math_Force_Field.jpg
― SHUT UP AND GET YOUR TURKEY SCIENCE BOOKS (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 15:10 (eleven years ago) link
what is this, readers' digest fanfic?
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 15:20 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DH8b03cEt6k
― horse motivator (clouds), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 15:21 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/251187_10151145209451932_712922913_n.jpg
Is this passive aggressive or just aggressive aggressive?
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 16:35 (eleven years ago) link
God Bless Our Troops and Fuck You, Buddy.
― Three Word Username, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 16:36 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/522672_136781586475999_111974207_n.png
From "Fuck fake relationships i prefer to be real." Not sure why the date earns the heart.
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 16:36 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/16103_10151111924421371_475835148_n.jpg
Sigh.
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 16:37 (eleven years ago) link
"I have only seen this reposted one time"
So it was reposted before it was even created WTF? Reminds me of the chainletters you used to get that said "this letter has been going for 6 years and has been to countries including South Africa, Japan and Indonesia. Copy it to the letter and send it to 10 people you know" - if you copy it to the letter, how did the original sender know where and how long the letter had been passed around?!
― besides Sunny Real Estate (dog latin), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 16:38 (eleven years ago) link
I thought the "I" in "team" thing was funny when I first saw it, but it didn't have the whole thing about the A hole, which is just retarded.
― besides Sunny Real Estate (dog latin), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 16:39 (eleven years ago) link
dunno, it's like the hammering it into place.
Bob Marley.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 16:40 (eleven years ago) link
Unless that 'i in team' thing was made by ee cummings I'm not having it.
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 17:21 (eleven years ago) link
there isno'i' inteama leaffallslone e l i ness
― horse motivator (clouds), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 17:23 (eleven years ago) link
8-D
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 17:29 (eleven years ago) link
Seriously. The dialogue coming out of the old coot character reads a lot like it should be spoken by a vengeful Ricardo Montalban.
― sktsh, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 18:58 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/61469_10152314443940459_2036676981_n.jpg
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 19:02 (eleven years ago) link
http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/2278/khan.png
― Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 19:09 (eleven years ago) link
that florid, I-own-a-thesaurus, self-congratulatory manner
yeah, but how one reacts to this style is based largely on class identity. if you handed a plumber $10,000 to buy a "ritzy" wardrobe, what they'd buy would never resemble what someone raised with "old money" would buy with the same budget, but it would impress the hell out of all their friends.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 19:15 (eleven years ago) link
xxpost
I appreciate that Dr. Benjamin Montgomery employed some frowny faces to adequately communicate his distress over the impending death by crystal meth OD of your elementary school children.
― Moodles, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 19:26 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/421462_10150906033082875_649872112_n.jpg
Truth bomb.
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Thursday, 13 December 2012 01:09 (eleven years ago) link
Oh nerds.
http://i.imgur.com/Mz08u.jpg
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Thursday, 13 December 2012 01:10 (eleven years ago) link
I lol'ed u_u
― Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Thursday, 13 December 2012 01:18 (eleven years ago) link
nathan anderson, browns fan
― mookieproof, Thursday, 13 December 2012 01:21 (eleven years ago) link
He wants us to feel his pain. He can fuck right off.
― Aimless, Thursday, 13 December 2012 01:30 (eleven years ago) link
do people who don't like sports really get talked at about sports that much, or at all really
― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (zachlyon), Thursday, 13 December 2012 02:14 (eleven years ago) link
i don't mean "talked to at all" i mean "talked to about sports at all" but if you're wearing a fedora or a my little pony shirt all bets are off i guess
― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (zachlyon), Thursday, 13 December 2012 02:16 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/381167_10151099623977615_1632238377_n.jpg
― Online Webinar Event for Dads (harbl), Thursday, 13 December 2012 02:16 (eleven years ago) link
― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (zachlyon), Thursday, December 13, 2012 2:14 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
No, seriously, this does happen a lot. Usually when you're in the company of more than one other person, but it does happen frequently.
― emil.y, Thursday, 13 December 2012 02:25 (eleven years ago) link
moneyball turned modern sports talk into something i imagine is now insufferable to old-timer sports fans.
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 13 December 2012 02:28 (eleven years ago) link
but is that people talking at you about sports or talking to each other while you thirdwheel it xp
― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (zachlyon), Thursday, 13 December 2012 02:29 (eleven years ago) link
like sports talk today is: math math math math actuarial tables math math math mark cuban.
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 13 December 2012 02:30 (eleven years ago) link
you don't ever want to visit ILB
― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (zachlyon), Thursday, 13 December 2012 02:31 (eleven years ago) link
Well, yeah, that's why I said the second sentence, b/c it happens more to me as a third wheel. But then, I've not been in a work environment for a while, last time I was it was very much a terrible cliched situation of people only ever talking about sports or babies.
― emil.y, Thursday, 13 December 2012 02:31 (eleven years ago) link
i'm introverted and i lack a fundamental understanding of whatever brainwave makes people start talking about sports with people who have never shown an interest in sports
― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (zachlyon), Thursday, 13 December 2012 02:34 (eleven years ago) link
there are just generally a lot of people who will talk your ear off about their pet interest whether or not you share their passion for it
― some dude, Thursday, 13 December 2012 02:36 (eleven years ago) link
i like only talk about work irl, good thing i'm a major league baseball player
― Online Webinar Event for Dads (harbl), Thursday, 13 December 2012 02:40 (eleven years ago) link
there's a curt schilling joke in here somewhere
― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (zachlyon), Thursday, 13 December 2012 02:41 (eleven years ago) link
All I ever hear in my office is fucking football nonsense. 365 days a year. IN CLEVELAND.
I always try to get in little digs, though. Last time the NFL draft came up, I needled the worst offender constantly about his endless draft talk. "Unless you are actually in the draft or own a football team, you're kind of crazy to give a shit about this and even crazier to watch it on TV" etc.
― Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Thursday, 13 December 2012 02:42 (eleven years ago) link
"unless you're actually in your favorite band you're kind of crazy to give a shit that they're currently in the studio recording a new album"
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 13 December 2012 02:45 (eleven years ago) link
Did he take that as an invitation to show you his fantasy league?
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 13 December 2012 02:45 (eleven years ago) link
Fantasy LEAGUES. He also does fantasy basketball.
― Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Thursday, 13 December 2012 02:47 (eleven years ago) link
gr80 otm. Forgive people their passions, such that you may care about something. Even if you feel not the need to vocalize.
― mh, Thursday, 13 December 2012 03:22 (eleven years ago) link
You'd have to know this guy and see how apeshit he goes over the idea of anyone not caring about football to get it. Obviously I understand that people have different interests. That's why I said "digs" rather than "serious observations."
― Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Thursday, 13 December 2012 03:24 (eleven years ago) link
ok yeah thats obnoxious.
personally i love:
1) food/eating2) watching/occasionally playing sports
but talking about them with friends and strangers and on blogs and message boards is the worst shit ever.
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 13 December 2012 03:50 (eleven years ago) link
ILNFL crew you're allright tho
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 13 December 2012 03:51 (eleven years ago) link
ILHoops ok
ILBB...
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/10346_10200101839770220_495281016_n.jpg
― mookieproof, Thursday, 13 December 2012 03:52 (eleven years ago) link
*whew*
― 乒乓, Thursday, 13 December 2012 03:52 (eleven years ago) link
see the good thing about talking about sports w/ people, esp people at work, is that it means you don't have to be talking about something else with them
― iatee, Thursday, 13 December 2012 03:54 (eleven years ago) link
if you can't handle me at my arguing about the value of tom glavine's batting WAR, you don't deserve me at my not doing that -- ILBB
― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (zachlyon), Thursday, 13 December 2012 03:55 (eleven years ago) link
i'd rather gossip about co-workers and inter-office politics but to each their own
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 13 December 2012 03:55 (eleven years ago) link
only takes away time from talking about suburban sprawl tho xps
― mookieproof, Thursday, 13 December 2012 03:56 (eleven years ago) link
depends on the office tbh
I honestly look at 'talking about sports at work' as almost a social obligation I'm performing, it is one step away from talking about the weather
― iatee, Thursday, 13 December 2012 03:58 (eleven years ago) link
i build a wall of sports-talking so coworkers know not to come to me with their omg did you see the voice last night bullshit
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 13 December 2012 04:00 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/375563_4247659062992_1816774246_n.jpg
xp with current fb friends' posts
― mookieproof, Thursday, 13 December 2012 04:10 (eleven years ago) link
non-work-related conversation at work should be banned, I don't want to have to deal with that.
― wongo hulkington's jade palace late night buffet (silby), Thursday, 13 December 2012 05:27 (eleven years ago) link
I have a bunch of friends and acquaintances who are huge baseball nerds and they all at some point expressed disappointment when they realized that I know and care nothing about baseball. But I love when any two of them somehow cross paths for the first time and five minutes later they're all into it and talking shit to each other, like I was some sort of matchmaker.
― joygoat, Thursday, 13 December 2012 06:27 (eleven years ago) link
there's all sorts of peripheral ways to be interested in baseball without actually being interested in baseball. the whole nate silver thing, how that logo to that one team looks like "elb", etc...
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 13 December 2012 06:49 (eleven years ago) link
my only genuine interest in sports is athletes' butts
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 13 December 2012 13:21 (eleven years ago) link
don't think it would go over well if i jumped into a conversation about the patriots' post-season with "HEY HOW ABOUT GRONKOWSKI'S ASS, PRETTY NICE, AM I RIGHT?"
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 13 December 2012 13:26 (eleven years ago) link
because it is fair to middling at best
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 13 December 2012 13:40 (eleven years ago) link
Sports is one of those ubiquitous things about which it feels like taking a stance if you just don't want to give a fuck. I don't want to take a stance on sports.
I want to maybe go to an outdoor baseball game, especially if it is minor league and it has people doing stupid crap in costumes and there are fireworks afterward and the beer and dogs are a little cheaper. I like occasionally "watching" football at a bar with friends or family. I like going to college basketball games. I like not knowing the names or personalities or skills of any of these players, until the moment I'm at the game, and I can ask the nerd next to me about all this special type of nerdy information that dudes talk about in their bro voice. And it's all good.
― SHUT UP AND GET YOUR TURKEY SCIENCE BOOKS (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 13 December 2012 15:22 (eleven years ago) link
well the important thing is that you don't really have to take a sophisticated stance, in fact work conversations actually get awkward if you know too much about sports, you just have to have vague opinions on things
― iatee, Thursday, 13 December 2012 15:24 (eleven years ago) link
that is so otm. don't try to disabuse work ppl of their talk radio sports opinions.
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 13 December 2012 15:29 (eleven years ago) link
even tho i enjoy talking about sports, or at least those i am interested in, i can definitely empathize as i have fraudulently mugged along in many a baseball conversation and it blows both to do so and in particular to feel like you have to do so.
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 13 December 2012 15:32 (eleven years ago) link
There are very few things I'm really interested in nerding out about in person. I'd rather someone talk in general terms enthusiastically about something they're passionate about and have it explained to me?
― mh, Thursday, 13 December 2012 15:33 (eleven years ago) link
it's important to remember that the average person talking about football doesn't even completely understand the rules of football
― iatee, Thursday, 13 December 2012 15:33 (eleven years ago) link
all you need to do to talk about sports is read 2 articles from any sports section of any paper, and just repeat what they say. thats really all that most sports fans are doing
― max, Thursday, 13 December 2012 15:40 (eleven years ago) link
yeah sports is exactly like politics in that regard
― iatee, Thursday, 13 December 2012 15:42 (eleven years ago) link
don't forget sports talk radio, it is key to the mindset
― mh, Thursday, 13 December 2012 15:44 (eleven years ago) link
sports chat is about a half step above when two co-workers pass in the hall and say "hey, how are you?" "good, and youself?". neither of them gives a fuck. sports fills the dead space between people who don't want to be there together. or between people who are excruciatingly boring and have not explored the world beyond what's been handed to them ... and wtf do you want w/ them anyway.
― Spectrum, Thursday, 13 December 2012 15:57 (eleven years ago) link
Sports are so incredibly boring unless you are playing them yourself. Televised games function as ambiance for me to take a nap to.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 13 December 2012 15:59 (eleven years ago) link
I do care when I ask people how they are! Maybe I'm the only one. If I don't care I just say "hey" or "hi"
― mh, Thursday, 13 December 2012 16:03 (eleven years ago) link
Baseball games are great when you treat them like a picnic. Rooting for the Nats during the playoffs was way more stressful and reminded me that I don't actually like getting invested in sports at all.
― wongo hulkington's jade palace late night buffet (silby), Thursday, 13 December 2012 16:10 (eleven years ago) link
I like going to this bar where the bartender really knows baseball from having played it. His commentary on the game makes it about twenty times better.
― mh, Thursday, 13 December 2012 16:11 (eleven years ago) link
yeah, sports are fun to watch, probably about the same as being a crank. whenever i'm about to get into sports I'm always afraid I'll get -too- into them ... don't know how much people who like sports actually like sports or just can't find anything better to be interested in.
― Spectrum, Thursday, 13 December 2012 16:15 (eleven years ago) link
xp is the name of this bar "Cheers?"
― Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Thursday, 13 December 2012 16:16 (eleven years ago) link
jesus christ this is the most internet board nerd back slapping conversation. like straying into "i dont even OWN a tv" levels
― tiniest homeless (jjjusten), Thursday, 13 December 2012 16:18 (eleven years ago) link
I have a pretty sweet tv
― mh, Thursday, 13 December 2012 16:18 (eleven years ago) link
I don't even own a tv and it only sucks when I want to watch sports
― iatee, Thursday, 13 December 2012 16:20 (eleven years ago) link
I don't dislike sports, and I go to my share of baseball games and watch football and b-ball occasionally on TV and whatever, but I'm not INTO SPORTS (esp. football) like these office dudes are. Like I couldn't give fewer shits who is pursuing whom in the draft or whether the offensive coordinator should be doing X or why they're starting Y when he only had 30 rushing yards or w/e. I just want to watch the game.
College sports, though, GTFO. Especially if you didn't even go to the college in question. Like aforementioned dude getting really into Michigan simply because they're the big OSU rival, and he went to Ohio U., so anything that makes OSU fans miserable is now cool and, you know, just stop it.
― Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Thursday, 13 December 2012 16:22 (eleven years ago) link
are you kidding that is the best thing about sports, hating random teams for random reasons
― iatee, Thursday, 13 December 2012 16:23 (eleven years ago) link
sports are cool but hey keep on trying to connect with people by talking about shitty bands that no one else knows about
― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 13 December 2012 16:27 (eleven years ago) link
ahaha, i'm being a total fucking snob here, ugly quality i know. sports are fun, totally get why people are into it ... more about frustration of being stuck in the mundane and other french film bullshit.
― Spectrum, Thursday, 13 December 2012 16:29 (eleven years ago) link
fwiw my WoW server had a fantasy baseball league i was in. so yeah, out nerd that.
― bnw, Thursday, 13 December 2012 16:36 (eleven years ago) link
haha awesome
― Jesus, the Total Douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 13 December 2012 16:37 (eleven years ago) link
Fantasy football is such a weird concept. A friend told me he was into it a few months ago, pausing beforehand to say "This is gonna sound really nerdy". I'm a lifetime videogames scifi movies oldschool nerd so now i'm confronted with this thing that is 'nerdy' in its attention to detail, yet it's all about football, which was always the polar opposite of nerdy in middle/high school. But yeah 'nerdy' getting co-opted what's new?
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 13 December 2012 16:40 (eleven years ago) link
it's about numbers and stats, which has always been nerdy
― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 13 December 2012 16:43 (eleven years ago) link
I was so disappointed when I found out fantasy football didn't involve valkyries and dragons and stuff.
― besides Sunny Real Estate (dog latin), Thursday, 13 December 2012 16:43 (eleven years ago) link
i stopped giving a shit about sports as soon as i moved away from my cow town high school and was no longer required to pretend to like football
― horse motivator (clouds), Thursday, 13 December 2012 16:45 (eleven years ago) link
SPORTS JOCKS vs. ART NERDS is such a played-out dichotomy that doesn't really exist anymore and maybe never did
― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 13 December 2012 16:45 (eleven years ago) link
unless you're still in high school maybe
― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 13 December 2012 16:46 (eleven years ago) link
sports nerds are and have always been some of the nerdiest people around. those kids trading baseball cards and memorizing career batting averages were not "cool" or "jocks."
― Mordy, Thursday, 13 December 2012 16:47 (eleven years ago) link
baseball nerds are their own thing really
― iatee, Thursday, 13 December 2012 16:50 (eleven years ago) link
Sports Nerd:
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120709035055/badnewsbears/images/thumb/1/11/BNB_1977_09_Alfred_Ogilvie.png/350px-BNB_1977_09_Alfred_Ogilvie.png
Jock:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-PFv5NH21p8k/TVccikR5caI/AAAAAAAAKKQ/d-Qezcts2Qk/s320/Topps%2B1976%2BKelly%2BLeak.JPG
― Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Thursday, 13 December 2012 16:51 (eleven years ago) link
n/a, anti-sports is more than just the celebrated jock v. nerd struggle we all know and love. it's about misplaced cultural priorities in our zeitgeist! the amazing cornucopia of life, the infinite gradations of the experience of being alive, the challenges we face as a species, all encased for us in our incredibly short life spans that end in eternal blackness in a flash ... and then we got dudes in tights running around with a ball being chased by other dudes in tights. that's the most important thing we've got, i guess. it's good and everything, i like it personally, but if you looked at our society and talked to people, you'd think that's all there was and ever will be out there.
― Spectrum, Thursday, 13 December 2012 17:12 (eleven years ago) link
are you 13?
― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 13 December 2012 17:14 (eleven years ago) link
Dude our SOCIETY is 13.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 13 December 2012 17:17 (eleven years ago) link
i feel like i squandered a zingpportunity there :(
― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 13 December 2012 17:18 (eleven years ago) link
"if you looked at our society and talked to people, you'd think that's all there was and ever will be out there." -- bob marley
― bnw, Thursday, 13 December 2012 17:18 (eleven years ago) link
it's a good thing I'm no longer a mod because the temptation to put in a substitution on certain posters that turns whatever they write into "WAKE UP SHEEPLE" is overwhelming right now
actually I could probably figure out a regex that appended "WAKE UP SHEEPLE" to the end of every post, which would be funnier
― Jesus, the Total Douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 13 December 2012 17:21 (eleven years ago) link
I think there are more sports-inclined coworkers I'm going to deal with in the coming year, but I've gone months without really being around people having a sports conversation. Just depends where you go, I guess.
― mh, Thursday, 13 December 2012 17:23 (eleven years ago) link
ppppppffffffffffffffff i'm not talking about waking sheeple up or anything, just talking about a perspective in a tongue-in-cheek sorta way. but if that like shocks your square mind, man, that's your deal.
― Spectrum, Thursday, 13 December 2012 17:27 (eleven years ago) link
s[</p><p>][WAKE UP SHEEPLE</p><p>]g;- Bob Marley
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 13 December 2012 17:28 (eleven years ago) link
LOL great thread
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 13 December 2012 17:35 (eleven years ago) link
it kind of blew my mind when my sports-nerd office mate and i learned we were both into bay area rap, but of course he's like waaaay nerdier about it and like casually talking about obscure Mac Dre mixtapes from 97 and it's going over my head the same way the last round of MLB trades did
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 13 December 2012 17:39 (eleven years ago) link
ha! jjjusten, most of these posts have been from people who are kind of into sports.
― SHUT UP AND GET YOUR TURKEY SCIENCE BOOKS (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 13 December 2012 17:50 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/walking-sports-database-scorns-walking-scifi-datab,1442/
― max, Thursday, 13 December 2012 18:02 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/531768_474826379225811_1126743206_n.jpg
some frenchie posted this
― iatee, Saturday, 15 December 2012 15:58 (eleven years ago) link
haha. they do it in France too???
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Saturday, 15 December 2012 17:16 (eleven years ago) link
Start the week off right!
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/68861_397134807035873_1112487556_n.jpg
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Monday, 17 December 2012 20:46 (eleven years ago) link
how can you hug a baby with nuclear arms
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 17 December 2012 20:51 (eleven years ago) link
Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 17 December 2012 21:06 (eleven years ago) link
Which of course, would be ridiculous.
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 17 December 2012 21:07 (eleven years ago) link
where do you think virgins come from?
― mh, Monday, 17 December 2012 21:09 (eleven years ago) link
how can you dance to architecture when dance is architecture
― lag∞n, Monday, 17 December 2012 22:35 (eleven years ago) link
war is terror is mmm
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 17 December 2012 22:42 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/603303_482694265116094_1452620561_n.png
UNITEDSLAVESOFAMERICA
― rooster in my raggett (crüt), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 18:35 (eleven years ago) link
it's not the most powerful evil in america, but i think all that prisonplanet paranoid truther shit is the most evil thing we have going tbh
― before and after broscience (goole), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 18:37 (eleven years ago) link
Man too bad the original slaves didn't have Photoshop, imagine the minds they could have blown. j/k
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 18:42 (eleven years ago) link
They forgot
Lead to no gun control legislation Lead to no gun control legislation
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 18:44 (eleven years ago) link
there is also
https://www.facebook.com/unitedslavesofamerika
― max, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 18:50 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.facebook.com/UnitedSlavesOfAmerica
― max, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 18:51 (eleven years ago) link
posted on the conspiracy threadhttp://www.examiner.com/article/libor-scandal-grows-as-the-fathers-of-two-mass-murderers-were-to-testify
IT'S TROOO OMG LIBOR LIBOR LIBOR TELL YR FRIENDS
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 18:52 (eleven years ago) link
the shit these people latch onto is so strange
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 18:59 (eleven years ago) link
yeah i love how 'i need to make sense of this tragic event' becomes 'i need to invent my own form of logic to support my batshit theories'
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 19:06 (eleven years ago) link
and honestly it's kind of mundane? that's what amuses me.
LIBOR.
really.
And here I was thinking that the conspiracy to come out of this would be that China criticizing American gun control is just a ploy to prepare the ground for a Chinese invasion by getting rid of those pesky gun owners. Or maybe it has. I haven't the stomach to go over to Alex Jones Land.
― Theodora Celery, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 00:18 (eleven years ago) link
I also feel terrible for introducing a good friend to Alex Jones a week before the shooting, characterizing him as a sort of a paranoid but oddly endearing eccentric with no real power. Augh.
― Theodora Celery, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 00:20 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/532507_4221012443288_1344373383_n.jpg
if you're gonna smash some memes together better make it look as ugly as possible
― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (zachlyon), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 00:29 (eleven years ago) link
'i fucking love science' is gonna be pretty insufferable for the day or two, huh
― curly moe shempsen (donna rouge), Thursday, 20 December 2012 19:58 (eleven years ago) link
for the next*
http://media-cache-lt0.pinterest.com/upload/489414684475441903_7ZcKflg9_c.jpg
http://pinterest.com/pin/489414684475441903/
Guys on Modesty is a male perspective Blog on the subject of modesty. We aim to redefine modesty from a negative virtue-a long list of don'ts-to a positive: A way of living that woman aspire to be.
― ey, Friday, 21 December 2012 22:23 (eleven years ago) link
Eurgh
― wongo hulkington's jade palace late night buffet (silby), Friday, 21 December 2012 22:42 (eleven years ago) link
It's true, men will love all the wrong reasons
― mh, Saturday, 22 December 2012 00:21 (eleven years ago) link
a long list of don'ts
― things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 22 December 2012 00:24 (eleven years ago) link
a way of living that woman aspire to be
― sug life (rogermexico.), Sunday, 23 December 2012 17:59 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.catholictv.com/_Documents/News/89/cvevert.jpg
Jason Evert has spoken internationally to more than one million people about the virtue of chastity.
― sug life (rogermexico.), Sunday, 23 December 2012 18:01 (eleven years ago) link
^ pic convinces me that he's fronting this whole chastity gig as a pickup line.
― Aimless, Sunday, 23 December 2012 19:25 (eleven years ago) link
that's what I love about modest girls; I keep getting sleazier and they stay the same chasteness
― Todd Terragh - "It's the Harps" (m bison), Sunday, 23 December 2012 21:03 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/281749_10151228607774010_1163337272_n.jpg
― flopson, Monday, 24 December 2012 00:36 (eleven years ago) link
left wing French baseball fans know how to see games for free
― Todd Terragh - "It's the Harps" (m bison), Monday, 24 December 2012 00:40 (eleven years ago) link
for the whole family
Why'd they put the right on the left and v-v
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Monday, 24 December 2012 06:10 (eleven years ago) link
Oh, that confused me. Based on the position of the pics, I thought it was saying that the right was providing the step stool of true equality.
― (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Monday, 24 December 2012 17:55 (eleven years ago) link
You gotta have the 'AHA us liberals are so smart' moment.
― ledge, Monday, 24 December 2012 22:35 (eleven years ago) link
http://i459.photobucket.com/albums/qq313/doctorcasino/ediesmall_zps7e04c5c5.jpg
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 27 December 2012 02:16 (eleven years ago) link
lolol
― (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Thursday, 27 December 2012 15:29 (eleven years ago) link
ironic
― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vW7Z20fJH6I (lag∞n), Thursday, 27 December 2012 15:33 (eleven years ago) link
justprudethings
― it burns when 1p3 (goole), Friday, 28 December 2012 19:39 (eleven years ago) link
Reality is everting
― mh, Friday, 28 December 2012 21:01 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/406584_10151178324557011_2117034546_n.jpg
LITERALLY
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Saturday, 29 December 2012 21:14 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.naturalnews.com/gallery/articles/Gandhi-Quote-Banned-By-Facebook-600.jpg
― Cunga, Saturday, 29 December 2012 22:25 (eleven years ago) link
Oh man, that website is a hive of crazy.
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Saturday, 29 December 2012 22:34 (eleven years ago) link
ive been to india people def have arms, hold all sorts of things
― lag∞n, Sunday, 30 December 2012 02:50 (eleven years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 30 December 2012 03:27 (eleven years ago) link
http://i412.photobucket.com/albums/pp201/sharonjoy666/29AD65BF-C074-4BB2-9E2E-590B9A0942EA-2931-00000244F65A05AE.jpg
10 hi fives and a round of beers if you wished for more wishes
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 30 December 2012 05:21 (eleven years ago) link
― passive-aggressive dn change (zachlyon), Sunday, 30 December 2012 06:15 (eleven years ago) link
i don't get this
will you earn 500 likes in one hour if you wish cancer didn't exist
or if you wish cancer didn't exist, you're supposed to like it 500 times in an hour
i know it's neither of those things but it makes absolutely no sense, how does this happen
― passive-aggressive dn change (zachlyon), Sunday, 30 December 2012 06:17 (eleven years ago) link
also the capitalization of "Cancer" makes me think it's talking about people born under the astrological sign
― passive-aggressive dn change (zachlyon), Sunday, 30 December 2012 06:18 (eleven years ago) link
500 likes and cancer will still exist yay u guys we did it
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 30 December 2012 06:19 (eleven years ago) link
500 Likes In An Hour or We're Pulling the Plug on Grandpa.
― Cunga, Sunday, 30 December 2012 09:21 (eleven years ago) link
― lag∞n, Sunday, December 30, 2012 2:50 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
don't they have some totally rad gods with like 8 arms or somethin', saw it on the simpsons
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 30 December 2012 09:42 (eleven years ago) link
this is a good point if anything they have surplus arms
― lag∞n, Sunday, 30 December 2012 14:37 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/388242_4331744936523_682109700_n.jpg
― Online Webinar Event for Dads (harbl), Sunday, 30 December 2012 16:19 (eleven years ago) link
what a lame way to open up erotic fanfic
― Todd Terragh - "It's the Harps" (m bison), Sunday, 30 December 2012 16:53 (eleven years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 30 December 2012 17:12 (eleven years ago) link
i can't tell who either of those are from the windows 95 .bmp-quality image
― the memoirs of gaydrian (clouds), Sunday, 30 December 2012 17:13 (eleven years ago) link
miley + taylor
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 30 December 2012 17:15 (eleven years ago) link
― Sri Harold Klemp (crüt), Sunday, 30 December 2012 17:16 (eleven years ago) link
the true moral of this .jpg is that we should continue smashing the patriarchy, ugh.
― autistic boy is surprisingly good at basketball (silby), Sunday, 30 December 2012 17:53 (eleven years ago) link
Oh man, that lady is called sweet and elegant and inspirational by, uh, someone, but she's "been with" a whole dang 13 (OR MORE!) "guys" in the last 3 years.I wish the moral here could simply be read as "don't go around calling people bitches and sluts."
Funny how repeated application of image compression algorithms ends up giving much the same effect as a chain of faxing/xeroxing does.
― Øystein, Sunday, 30 December 2012 21:33 (eleven years ago) link
now i feel bad about calling Miley a slut or a bitch everyday
― soma dude (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 30 December 2012 21:54 (eleven years ago) link
at least you gave her a choice between the 2
― PliesStripAThon5Jan20th@gmail.com (some dude), Sunday, 30 December 2012 22:19 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah, some of us called her a slut AND a bitch, and there's really no way out but suicide now.
― Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Sunday, 30 December 2012 23:06 (eleven years ago) link
http://i45.tinypic.com/35b6t7m.jpg
― Malkut, Wednesday, 2 January 2013 18:29 (eleven years ago) link
if i do scientology i can become a sexy chick how come no one told me
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 2 January 2013 18:31 (eleven years ago) link
wait is that an actual thing b/c my heavily Christian cousin posted it with this title: http://www.workingmomsonly.com/2012/08/13/success-indicator/
― kinder, Wednesday, 2 January 2013 18:34 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/548198_10152373867175158_1164137458_n.jpg
secret image in 2013
― mh, Wednesday, 2 January 2013 18:36 (eleven years ago) link
xp o right I guess the one above is fake
― kinder, Wednesday, 2 January 2013 18:37 (eleven years ago) link
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 2 January 2013 18:45 (eleven years ago) link
cool sexy year
― goole, Wednesday, 2 January 2013 18:55 (eleven years ago) link
god these are getting so *rinse/repeat*
but still, for posterity's sakehttp://i412.photobucket.com/albums/pp201/sharonjoy666/BB0215A8-C164-42BF-84F1-C9269A5F3A0D-5240-000003F5ABAF6447.jpg
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 2 January 2013 20:34 (eleven years ago) link
gotta give kudos for "sweaty love, infused with divinity"
― Sri Harold Klemp (crüt), Wednesday, 2 January 2013 20:38 (eleven years ago) link
If we leave perfection to glory in imperfection, that implies that perfection is somehow lacking, but then, if perfection is truly perfect, it cannot be lacking anything, so the premise of that blurb eats its own tail.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 2 January 2013 20:46 (eleven years ago) link
*rises again*
― Tome Cruise (Matt P), Wednesday, 2 January 2013 20:48 (eleven years ago) link
re membering
― Tome Cruise (Matt P), Wednesday, 2 January 2013 20:49 (eleven years ago) link
penis
kinda boils down to that whole "everyone gets an award for trying" inclusivity thing which is kinda coolin theory but annoys the hell out of me
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 2 January 2013 20:51 (eleven years ago) link
lol matt
girl let me sweaty love you promise not to infuse u w/my divinity
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 2 January 2013 21:09 (eleven years ago) link
― silver pozole (clouds), Wednesday, 2 January 2013 21:13 (eleven years ago) link
http://d3na4zxidw1hr4.cloudfront.net/site_media/uploads/images/feature/f/fiona-apple/fiona_apple_when_the_pawn_jpg_640x600_q85.jpg
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 2 January 2013 21:13 (eleven years ago) link
haha otm
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 2 January 2013 21:38 (eleven years ago) link
"rise into remembering" really annoys me
That last one (not Fiona Apple) sounds like a Tennant-era Dr. Who spiel.
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Wednesday, 2 January 2013 22:05 (eleven years ago) link
Dear Human: You've got it all wrong.
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 2 January 2013 22:34 (eleven years ago) link
Dear Unnamed Superior Consciousness: FUCK OFF, U CAN'T TELL ME WHAT 2 DO. #YOLO
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 2 January 2013 22:35 (eleven years ago) link
Yores ironically,Alanis xp
― Tome Cruise (Matt P), Wednesday, 2 January 2013 22:36 (eleven years ago) link
"Anal," by Sarah McLachlin
― Tome Cruise (Matt P), Wednesday, 2 January 2013 22:38 (eleven years ago) link
That's a young Hillary Rodham in the pic, right?
― carl agita (Je55e), Thursday, 3 January 2013 03:41 (eleven years ago) link
'Rise again into remembering' what is this shit?
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 3 January 2013 16:30 (eleven years ago) link
These kind of macros just remind me of those commercials where it's the fake 50's and there's some happy-go-lucky music playing and the lead character rebels against oppressive sterile perfection by taking a sip from a radical new carbonated beverage.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 3 January 2013 16:33 (eleven years ago) link
Lonely guy, thinking baout geeks
http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/c0.0.554.347/s480x480/537764_10151346724730155_573414634_n.png
― Neil S, Friday, 4 January 2013 17:45 (eleven years ago) link
thinking baout gradients
― bnw, Friday, 4 January 2013 17:49 (eleven years ago) link
that illegible thing popped up like four times on my feed yesterday
― arby's, Friday, 4 January 2013 17:52 (eleven years ago) link
So soulful
― Neil S, Friday, 4 January 2013 17:54 (eleven years ago) link
i love pegg, I even like the sentiment, why do people on FB insist on making me hate things I like ugh
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 4 January 2013 18:05 (eleven years ago) link
why are grown adults tagging each other as "geeks" and "jocks" and all that shit, we're just adults with interests
― mh, Friday, 4 January 2013 18:46 (eleven years ago) link
otm. this just popped up on my feed, posted by a dude in his mid-20s:
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/58597_10151609716464966_1856025328_n.jpg
dawg, you're a grown-ass man.
― Sri Harold Klemp (crüt), Friday, 4 January 2013 19:15 (eleven years ago) link
That's utter shit on multiple levels.
― emil.y, Friday, 4 January 2013 19:21 (eleven years ago) link
NOT the level that it's actually shit. it's a .jpg file.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-21_jyYvyZxo/T16-fJ9X6oI/AAAAAAAADqI/HaJaKxYuxfg/s1600/themoreyouknow.jpg
― Tome Cruise (Matt P), Friday, 4 January 2013 19:24 (eleven years ago) link
words to live by in 2013
― mh, Friday, 4 January 2013 19:29 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/388214_467177183341267_2081398569_n.png
― s.clover, Saturday, 5 January 2013 00:24 (eleven years ago) link
this was posted on the official Boston Mass facebook page:
http://i47.tinypic.com/20mm4z.jpg
― the horse world of the bludgrass (unregistered), Saturday, 5 January 2013 01:11 (eleven years ago) link
(sorry if it's not exactly in the spirit of this thread)
― the horse world of the bludgrass (unregistered), Saturday, 5 January 2013 01:13 (eleven years ago) link
a lot of things in boston can be boiled down to because fuck you
― lag∞n, Saturday, 5 January 2013 01:15 (eleven years ago) link
― the horse world of the bludgrass (unregistered), Saturday, 5 January 2013 01:38 (eleven years ago) link
let's make a list:
1) EVERYTHING
― Angel Haze is my hero (DJP), Saturday, 5 January 2013 01:41 (eleven years ago) link
always wondered what the partying/drinking teens were up to
― autistic boy is surprisingly good at basketball (silby), Saturday, 5 January 2013 06:44 (eleven years ago) link
all kinds of sex-having probably
It's a good thing you can't find anything about parties on the internet.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 5 January 2013 16:18 (eleven years ago) link
i tihnk they have that on the darkweb
― lag∞n, Saturday, 5 January 2013 16:21 (eleven years ago) link
I normally just hide pics from people who post stupid shit like this, but seeing this shared by multiple FB friends led me to unfortunately write a rebuttal:
http://imageshack.us/a/img266/2497/queengif.jpg
― NINO CARTER, Saturday, 5 January 2013 16:37 (eleven years ago) link
better because more words
― lag∞n, Saturday, 5 January 2013 16:39 (eleven years ago) link
1 writer1 producer1 vision
― Todd Terragh - "It's the Harps" (m bison), Saturday, 5 January 2013 16:41 (eleven years ago) link
― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 5 January 2013 16:45 (eleven years ago) link
someone should do a version of that with obamama on the left with the #s of his various staff and "destroyed america" and then jesus on the right, 1 messiah, and then the whole list of the shit he did, raised the dead, nascar champion, etc
― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 5 January 2013 16:50 (eleven years ago) link
someone should do one w/a queen song that doesnt have that many words
― lag∞n, Saturday, 5 January 2013 16:51 (eleven years ago) link
Ibrahim, Ibrahim, Ibrahim,Allah, Allah, Allah, Allah we'll pray for you.Hey!
Mustapha, Mustapha, Mustapha Ibrahim.Mustapha, Mustapha, Mustapha Ibrahim.
Mustapha Ibrahim, Mustapha IbrahimAllah, Allah, Allah we'll pray for you.Mustapha Ibrahim, al havra kris vaninAllah, Allah, Allah we'll pray for you.Mustapha, hey! MustaphaMustapha Ibrahim, Mustapha Ibrahim, hey!
Allah-i, Allah-i, Allah-i,Ibra-Ibra-Ibrahim, yeah!Ibrahim, Ibrahim, Ibrahim,Allah Allah Allah-i hey!
Mustapha Mustapha - Allah-i na stoleiMustapha Mustapha - Achtar es na sholeiMustapha Mustapha - Mohammad dei ya low esheleiMustapha Mustapha - ai ai ai ai aheleiMustapha,Mustapha,Ist avil ahiln avil ahiln adhim Mustapha,Salaam Aleikum!
Mustapha Ibrahim, Mustapha IbrahimAllah, Allah, Allah we'll pray for you.Mustapha Ibrahim, achbar ish navinAllah, Allah, Allah we'll pray for you.Mustapha, MustaphaMustapha Ibrahim, Mustapha Ibrahim, hey!
Mustapha MustaphaMustapha MustaphaMustapha MustaphaMustapha Mustapha
Mustapha,Mustapha,Vontap ist ahiln avil ahiln adhim Mustapha,Aleikum Salaam hey!
― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 5 January 2013 16:52 (eleven years ago) link
1 writer1 producer
Another one bites the dustAnother one bites the dustAnd another one gone, and another one goneAnother one bites the dustHey, I'm gonna get you tooAnother one bites the dust
― lag∞n, Saturday, 5 January 2013 16:52 (eleven years ago) link
queen's biggest selling single, too iirc
― Todd Terragh - "It's the Harps" (m bison), Saturday, 5 January 2013 16:55 (eleven years ago) link
not saying "Girls Who Run The World" is mediocre, but I do think it's hilarious when mediocre pop songs have 3-6 writers/producers. like it has to be a team effort to make something bland.
― mahatma lambert (crüt), Saturday, 5 January 2013 16:56 (eleven years ago) link
"Change a word, take a third."
― karl lagerlout (suzy), Saturday, 5 January 2013 16:58 (eleven years ago) link
acc. to wiki it took 7 ppl to write "like a g6"
― silver pozole (clouds), Saturday, 5 January 2013 17:01 (eleven years ago) link
I hate that "Beyonce vs. Queen / OMG Pop Music Is So Bad" thing so much. This one, too: http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/12-extremely-disappointing-facts-about-popular-mus
Both make appearances on facebook every few months.
― ey, Saturday, 5 January 2013 17:18 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/46442_10151228340321446_553348008_n.jpg
this one makes a pretty good point. courtesy of someone subscribed to the jesse "the snake" ventura fan page.
― Spectrum, Saturday, 5 January 2013 17:24 (eleven years ago) link
incidentally all 496 hammer deaths were caused by a single hammer
― silver pozole (clouds), Saturday, 5 January 2013 17:31 (eleven years ago) link
NUMBER OF HOUSES BUILT IN 2011 USING
― max, Saturday, 5 January 2013 17:32 (eleven years ago) link
NUMBER OF NAILS HAMMERED IN 2011 USING
― max, Saturday, 5 January 2013 17:33 (eleven years ago) link
Holy shit, I ended up looking that up, cuz 323 people killed in a year just by rifles alone was a lot higher than I would've guessed, naïf ferner that I am. Good lord. 496, btw, is for "blunt weapons." The stats at FBI.gov, for anyone interested.I'm surprised that it surprised me that only (uhh) five people were murdered with poison in 2011.
Footnote of the week: "Pushed is included in personal weapons."
― Øystein, Saturday, 5 January 2013 17:40 (eleven years ago) link
Automatic rifle = higher rate of bangs per second than yr avg/hammer = NRA will build yr house real fast!
― Øystein, Saturday, 5 January 2013 17:42 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxBGzUhT-TM
― lag∞n, Saturday, 5 January 2013 17:43 (eleven years ago) link
Home Depot is a pretty evil company tbh
― iatee, Saturday, 5 January 2013 17:47 (eleven years ago) link
if rifles make up only a smallish proportion of the long term avg of ~67% of murders caused by guns then idk if that is a great argument for guns
― things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 5 January 2013 17:52 (eleven years ago) link
someone should invent a way to incorporate automatic weapons into construction tho, that there is a market begging to exist
― iatee, Saturday, 5 January 2013 17:53 (eleven years ago) link
maybe they could be incorporated into demolishing buildings, like you got to shoot at them until they fell down
that seems v. inefficient but it's actually super efficient cause all those bullets being used to shoot at pictures of Obama will be used to help America rebuild
― iatee, Saturday, 5 January 2013 17:55 (eleven years ago) link
Realizing now that the reason poison was so low, is that poisoned darts must be counted under "other guns". Clearly NRA need to lobby this shit so it doesn't get counted as theirs. "Blowguns don't kill people; poisoned darts do."
― Øystein, Saturday, 5 January 2013 18:01 (eleven years ago) link
that graphic is not at all trying to make it seem like hammers kill more people than guns at all
― lag∞n, Saturday, 5 January 2013 18:04 (eleven years ago) link
another reason why poison is so low is probably because you can kill people with guns instead
― iatee, Saturday, 5 January 2013 18:07 (eleven years ago) link
and you don't even have to measure anything or have passed high school chem
I dunno, I'm pretty sure if you shoot someone with too many bullets, their stomach will cramp and they'll just throw up all the bullets and be more or less fine.
― Øystein, Saturday, 5 January 2013 18:09 (eleven years ago) link
that's why it's a waste to use bullets for anything but the newly developed gunstruction industry
― iatee, Saturday, 5 January 2013 18:11 (eleven years ago) link
Oystein are you Euronymous resurrected
― NINO CARTER, Saturday, 5 January 2013 18:18 (eleven years ago) link
Only when the winterfrostmoon is out -- which I suppose it is right now. Gurgle-gurgle.
― Øystein, Saturday, 5 January 2013 18:22 (eleven years ago) link
Another one bites the dust
2 writers if you count Bernard Edwards.
― Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Saturday, 5 January 2013 18:35 (eleven years ago) link
The thing about that beyonce track is that it wasn't really written by that many people. 1/2 of them were credited with writing the song that beyonce's song sampled.
― NINO CARTER, Saturday, 5 January 2013 18:45 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah, it can be thorny: http://www.ethanhein.com/wp/2011/jay-z-and-alan-lomax/
― Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Saturday, 5 January 2013 18:53 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/394894_3672704751309_20377176_n.jpg
THIS KEEPS HAPPENING. people keep shopping the top date and then it goes viral. this has been happening every few months. and every time it's accompanied with "we missed it :(". what were you even gonna do about it in the first place, have a party? and there isn't a single january-looking scene in the entire movie! i hate everything.
― #guy #guy fieri #poop #hallway (zachlyon), Saturday, 5 January 2013 19:16 (eleven years ago) link
Wow, really? This was really active in my circle for like 2 months and finally tapered off as people were getting slammed for being stupid for falling for it, and the shoppers got bored.
Like I kinda feel like if you don't at least know without looking that 2015 is the year they traveled to you aren't a real BTTF fan and should stfu.
― NINO CARTER, Saturday, 5 January 2013 19:27 (eleven years ago) link
Just pre-emptively warned my entire FB wall that they're going to get zinged if they post it #tradingVickOffMaddenTeamwhenIgethome
― NINO CARTER, Saturday, 5 January 2013 19:28 (eleven years ago) link
maybe the shoppers just appreciate the movie more than you and actually are attempting to mess with the space time continuum
― iatee, Saturday, 5 January 2013 19:30 (eleven years ago) link
^ ideas worthy of discussion, imo
― NINO CARTER, Saturday, 5 January 2013 19:31 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/5iT0F.jpg
― things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 5 January 2013 21:21 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/602922_498726413501555_1002210582_n.png
this isn't even that noteworthy I'm just putting it here for easy zings
― Sounds like something Maria Carey would of rejected (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 6 January 2013 10:48 (eleven years ago) link
not sure whether I should be making mistakes or not :-(
― Neil S, Sunday, 6 January 2013 10:50 (eleven years ago) link
Fuck Neil Gaiman
will this do?
― Manhattan Transfer Window (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 6 January 2013 11:02 (eleven years ago) link
neil gaiman hopes you dance
― #guy #guy fieri #poop #hallway (zachlyon), Sunday, 6 January 2013 15:02 (eleven years ago) link
That ruins my plans to not do anything at all and sit in one spot all year in a state of frozen perfection.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 6 January 2013 15:31 (eleven years ago) link
It's strange how reasonable sentiments from arguably acceptable people become so annoying as to induce aneurysms when they are transferred to an artifacty jpeg
― autistic boy is surprisingly good at basketball (silby), Sunday, 6 January 2013 18:28 (eleven years ago) link
It annoys me more when quotes are attributed to people who didn't say them.
― NINO CARTER, Sunday, 6 January 2013 18:53 (eleven years ago) link
― mh, Sunday, 6 January 2013 18:55 (eleven years ago) link
LOL that gives me the idea just to transcribe some random bit of Gaiman interview from a horror documentary and put it on a "profound" image background.
"Blah blah blah... August Derleth... blah blah... a mythos of dark fantasy..."-- Neil Gaiman
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Sunday, 6 January 2013 18:56 (eleven years ago) link
http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/2250/whhy.jpg
― NINO CARTER, Sunday, 6 January 2013 18:57 (eleven years ago) link
My favorite terrible 'message' JPG is still this one:
http://imageshack.us/a/img33/1162/kooker.jpg
Share your political ignorance on Grandma's wallpaper pattern
― NINO CARTER, Sunday, 6 January 2013 19:00 (eleven years ago) link
I thought the ObamaTax was in order to pay for the ObamaPhone we're all individually mandated to get. World News Daily, you've let me down again!
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Sunday, 6 January 2013 19:08 (eleven years ago) link
Also: people who can't afford the new ACA premiums for poor people probably don't pay any taxes anyway and also there's new subsidies for public health clinics for those folks... ARGHHHH!! Sorry, not trying to turn this into a politics thread...
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Sunday, 6 January 2013 19:11 (eleven years ago) link
i know eCards are typically terrible (and i do my best to hide them), but...
wtf is this
http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/1770/16506351694085167219330.jpg
― NINO CARTER, Sunday, 6 January 2013 19:14 (eleven years ago) link
Learn a lesson from your dog - leave a steaming pile of your faeces in the middle of the pavement for people to tread in.
― emil.y, Sunday, 6 January 2013 19:27 (eleven years ago) link
Learn a lesson from your dog -- lick your ass for several minutes then try to lick you're favorite person's face.
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Sunday, 6 January 2013 19:49 (eleven years ago) link
damn how could I fuck up your/you're when I got right in the first part of the sentence. Some one should lick my face w/ an assy tongue for that.
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Sunday, 6 January 2013 19:50 (eleven years ago) link
Learn a lesson from your dog - die blind and arthritic at 12
― REBEL YELL FOR HUGS (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 7 January 2013 18:41 (eleven years ago) link
Learn a lesson from your dog - greet strangers by shoving your nose into their crotches
― Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Monday, 7 January 2013 18:43 (eleven years ago) link
Learn a lesson from your dog - chew toys help keep your teeth strong and clean
― REBEL YELL FOR HUGS (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 7 January 2013 18:48 (eleven years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mebx567vYP1qkvhkao1_500.jpg
― if, Monday, 7 January 2013 23:57 (eleven years ago) link
omg the weird linebreaks make me want to read that out loud
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 7 January 2013 23:59 (eleven years ago) link
i dispute that fact
― mookieproof, Monday, 7 January 2013 23:59 (eleven years ago) link
UNLIKE THOSE BROWN-EYED LOSERS
this is the only one that makes me see red lately
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-pQ4vY1hhIu8/UEIbGjYlLzI/AAAAAAAAADQ/AvSwdfnAWro/s1600/fuck-society-this-is-more-attractive-than-this.jpg
Brilliant -- let's end 'society's' marginalization of larger bodied women by transferring it to skinny women! That's ok, right?
Fortunately I have several female friends who accurately posted rebuttals to this one when people would post it, as I have several skinny friends who were very annoyed when people posted it.
― NINO CARTER, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 00:12 (eleven years ago) link
"did u know that people you already find attractive are also perfect in every way (AND BROWN EYES ARE BROWN BECAUSE THOSE PEOPLE CONSUME POOP)"
― #guy #guy fieri #poop #hallway (zachlyon), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 00:14 (eleven years ago) link
THOSE BROWN-EYED LOSERS
well, that i don't dispute
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 00:15 (eleven years ago) link
I once edited comic writer Warren Ellis's wikipedia article to say he was well-known for using the epithet "shiteyes" in his work. Which is true, but probably not wikipedia-worthy. Yet it remained on the article about a year.
― mh, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 01:46 (eleven years ago) link
Finally something to help blue-eyed losers deal with a life of people saying their eyes are beautiful.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 02:28 (eleven years ago) link
the song borwn eyed girl is about ana1 sex FACT
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 10:09 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/262706_534687469874926_1138816841_n.jpg
Ellen Honeybuss I agree with the saying I am grateful for the small motel room the hubby and I live in. Also for my part time job and hubby's 40 hour job. However it would be great to have shoes without holes and slacks when it is cold. And a car instead of riding buses.December 23, 2012 at 5:53pm
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 20:19 (eleven years ago) link
But what is the question, Jim Carrey, what is the question?
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 20:34 (eleven years ago) link
Maybe everybody being poor and unknown is the answer.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 20:35 (eleven years ago) link
wow jim carrey really looks like a dick there
― Spectrum, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 20:35 (eleven years ago) link
My handsome face, smug grin, $3000 suit, perfectly coiffed main = NOT THE ANSWER GUYS! I know it looks great, but I hurt inside!
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 20:41 (eleven years ago) link
(mane)
money and fame is not the way to get better shoes folks
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 20:46 (eleven years ago) link
that one really bugs me. not sure why it does more so than others
― REBEL YELL FOR HUGS (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 20:49 (eleven years ago) link
If the question is 'how do I find complete spiritual fullfillment and personal happiness', then jim carrey otm. If the question is 'how do I become a clueless rich asshole who has forgotten what ordinary life looks like' then jim carrey is v rong.
― Aimless, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 20:54 (eleven years ago) link
Not sure if this counts, but I saw this on fbook today and think it's kinda messed up.
"THROUGH A RAPIST'S EYES" (PLS TAKE TIME TO READ THIS. it may save a life.) Click Share Button To share it on your Wall.http://sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s480x480/481308_3624968283016_1758354919_n.jpgIt seems that a lot of attackers use some tactic to get away with violence. Not many people know how to take care of themselves when faced with such a situation. Everyone should read this especially each n every girl in this world.THOUGHT THIS WAS GOOD INFO TO PASS ALONG...FYI - Through a rapist's eyes! A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interviewed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts:1] The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle.They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun! , braidor other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go after a woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common targets.2] The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women who's clothing is easy to remove quickly. Many of them carry scissors around to cut clothing....
http://sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s480x480/481308_3624968283016_1758354919_n.jpg
It seems that a lot of attackers use some tactic to get away with violence. Not many people know how to take care of themselves when faced with such a situation. Everyone should read this especially each n every girl in this world.
THOUGHT THIS WAS GOOD INFO TO PASS ALONG...FYI - Through a rapist's eyes! A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interviewed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts:
1] The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle.They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun! , braidor other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go after a woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common targets.
2] The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women who's clothing is easy to remove quickly. Many of them carry scissors around to cut clothing.
Which essentially reads like "Women, don't have long hair and don't wear revealing clothing or you will get raped."
Reminds me of Caitlin Moran's idiotic "don't wear heels at night, a rapist might hear you" victim blaming bullshit from not long ago.
― ey, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 21:19 (eleven years ago) link
oh god that terrible thing has been around for so long
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 21:20 (eleven years ago) link
3) Do lots of forearm exercise so you have big, ungrabbable wrists
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 21:22 (eleven years ago) link
there is a horrible Popeye joke lurking around the fringes here that I refuse to make
― Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 21:25 (eleven years ago) link
Topical!
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/c8.0.403.403/p403x403/3389_355384997892855_1789265614_n.jpg
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 22:42 (eleven years ago) link
the look in that guy's eyes is exactly what it should be
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 22:46 (eleven years ago) link
looks like archer w/ michael landon's hair
― silver pozole (clouds), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 22:47 (eleven years ago) link
someone needs to add lasers shooting out of his eyes
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 23:50 (eleven years ago) link
Z S needs to work his magic on that really
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 00:06 (eleven years ago) link
rapists and date rapists
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 00:12 (eleven years ago) link
The reason I hate that politics eCard up thread is because everybody I see posting things like that are about as politically-inclined as a dude who copies/pastes links indiscriminately out of blogs
― NINO CARTER, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 00:13 (eleven years ago) link
WHY ARE YOU NOT POSTING ALL DAY ABOUT POLITICS DOING NOTHING FURTHER LIKE ME YOU SHALLOW PERSON
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 00:16 (eleven years ago) link
I don't know what annoyed me more during election season, those types of image-shares, or people who posted inane shit like "Democrat? Republican? FUCK 'EM BOTH" type shit all day.
― NINO CARTER, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 00:21 (eleven years ago) link
or the fact that Paul Ryan looked like Max Greenfield from New Girl
― NINO CARTER, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 00:22 (eleven years ago) link
it amused me no end that the self-righteous dems and self-righteous republicans on my timeline were posting almost exactly the same sanctimonious crud as each other
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 00:25 (eleven years ago) link
I did get real acquainted with the very specific "Change What Updates You Get From <Name>" settings on FB
― NINO CARTER, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 00:28 (eleven years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 00:50 (eleven years ago) link
i wish that was an option on tumblr so i could filter out posts abt dr. who
― silver pozole (clouds), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 01:26 (eleven years ago) link
also any variant of ""Like" If you think welfare recipients should be drug tested like we are to earn the money for them."
proud to see a good friend of mine insulting those plankton
― NINO CARTER, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 02:24 (eleven years ago) link
clouds, there is this thing called tumblr savior and it is a friend to man.
― c sharp major, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 02:33 (eleven years ago) link
(i just started using it and i am so killfile-happy right now)
― c sharp major, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 02:34 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/75391_430702350334571_524107239_n.jpg
this thing has so many words
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 03:45 (eleven years ago) link
our problem is so many words
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 03:46 (eleven years ago) link
They had to post a pic of Zinn that made him look like an aging warlock
― NINO CARTER, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 03:53 (eleven years ago) link
our problem is hobbits roaming mordor
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 04:00 (eleven years ago) link
http://thefabweb.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/2T41B.jpg
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 04:02 (eleven years ago) link
'shop
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 04:03 (eleven years ago) link
quotesporn
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 04:04 (eleven years ago) link
lil dieter, Germany's most nonchalant nazi, is at it again!
― 138 girlz for every 69 boyz (m bison), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 04:04 (eleven years ago) link
feel like FB 'serious message' JPG creators live life like it's a movie trailer
― NINO CARTER, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 04:08 (eleven years ago) link
"...but one man...."
violent resistance movements are the highest forms of patriotism
― Mordy, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 04:36 (eleven years ago) link
man, I dislike Howard Zinn
― autistic boy is surprisingly good at basketball (silby), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 05:21 (eleven years ago) link
he's an even more self-righteous version of Chomsky.
― Neil S, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 09:10 (eleven years ago) link
he seems to be otm tho
― Broken Clock Britain (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 09:14 (eleven years ago) link
"grand thieves" makes me think of Raffles-like figures emerging from a London pea-souper, which when you think about it is a p good description of the current cabinet.
― Neil S, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 09:23 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/207624_438952809509764_1826922550_n.jpg
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 12:58 (eleven years ago) link
.. Frankie Marley
― Mark G, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 13:08 (eleven years ago) link
from the desk of: http://cdn0.hark.com/images/000/004/100/4100/original.jpg
― Spectrum, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 14:06 (eleven years ago) link
is that some kind of american http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-l1ljGDpinTA/T03VnQfL1KI/AAAAAAAADaA/MHxaFZAIkH4/s640/Capture_052.JPG
― heartless restaurant reviewer (ledge), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 14:15 (eleven years ago) link
stuart smalley, one of senator al franken's character's on Saturday Night Live. his schtick was this corny, feel-good self help thing that helped pave the way for many facebook macros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DIETlxquzY
― Spectrum, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 14:20 (eleven years ago) link
"Blimey, who's that in that window?"
― Mark G, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 14:27 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/254653_416265988451418_480278454_n.jpg
this guy posts at least one of these every day about how he cares so hard but sometimes ppl are weak and he can't keep helping them
― Mordy, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 14:52 (eleven years ago) link
that man is...president obama
― 5 hour energy twink (m bison), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 14:57 (eleven years ago) link
possible crossover with passive aggressive notes thread?
― Moodles, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 14:58 (eleven years ago) link
hah that is so grim
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 15:18 (eleven years ago) link
Howard Zinn suffers from having been fawned over by the left, who embraced him for his simple anti-authoritarian message, not for his talents or abilities.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 18:45 (eleven years ago) link
you could say he became an authority
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 18:46 (eleven years ago) link
http://blogs.tcpalm.com/ed_killer/mushroom-cloud.jpg
― Spectrum, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 18:48 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/165015_10152437157470271_2075668730_n.jpg
― bed raggled (qiqing), Thursday, 10 January 2013 22:25 (eleven years ago) link
I want to share that one
― mh, Thursday, 10 January 2013 22:27 (eleven years ago) link
PHILISTINE
j/k, that sounds like hell on earth and I've been riding for Doctor Who for 32 years
― Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Thursday, 10 January 2013 22:28 (eleven years ago) link
one of my college roommates has been sharing every post from some dr. who facebook page
― mh, Thursday, 10 January 2013 22:31 (eleven years ago) link
missing u already Normal ;_;
― Neil S, Thursday, 10 January 2013 22:32 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/s480x480/526755_446832175374518_1694616450_n.jpg
"but we haven't spoken for 30 years" DON'T QUESTION OUR EVERLASTING FRIENDSHIP
Also, OG poster "Dawn French", "its"
― bed raggled (qiqing), Thursday, 10 January 2013 22:41 (eleven years ago) link
xpost to djp i think i would even enjoy dw but i really don't need to see a gif for every fkn joke on the show
― silver pozole (clouds), Thursday, 10 January 2013 22:50 (eleven years ago) link
My name is Nor-mal Bates, I'm just a Norman guy
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 11 January 2013 03:33 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/253994_407529849331817_873565152_n.jpg
― ð_ð (clouds), Friday, 11 January 2013 05:32 (eleven years ago) link
confession: i befriended the dude who posted this b/c i know he will post tons of shit like this
― ð_ð (clouds), Friday, 11 January 2013 05:33 (eleven years ago) link
Only people at the very highest stage of conciousness understand that there are stages of conciousness. Share if you agree.
― Aimless, Friday, 11 January 2013 05:36 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/37070_504679869572876_1856640391_n.png
― Chris S, Friday, 11 January 2013 07:17 (eleven years ago) link
-A German
Ich nichten lichten
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 11 January 2013 10:12 (eleven years ago) link
IRL LOLS
― besides Sunny Real Estate (dog latin), Friday, 11 January 2013 10:19 (eleven years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/10df679fa1767499a07653ea120e3d02/tumblr_mfw6axIUuH1r9g37fo1_1280.jpg
spotted on tumblr
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Friday, 11 January 2013 14:46 (eleven years ago) link
Hahahahahaha, brilliant.
― emil.y, Friday, 11 January 2013 14:49 (eleven years ago) link
:-)
― ð_ð (clouds), Friday, 11 January 2013 15:04 (eleven years ago) link
Heidegger write in emoticons?
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 11 January 2013 16:52 (eleven years ago) link
The Kant quote is much more salient in the original though: "Piemand ist nerfekt!"
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Friday, 11 January 2013 17:10 (eleven years ago) link
Today is a gift--that's why it's called the present :-{
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Friday, 11 January 2013 17:11 (eleven years ago) link
Another least favorite,
someone posts a quote from a famous historical figure (Lincoln, MLK, Corbin Bernsen), and it is quickly pointed out that the quote is a hoax, so poster replies "OH so what, I like the quote anyway, who cares if he said it or not?"
― NINO CARTER, Friday, 11 January 2013 17:12 (eleven years ago) link
What's the emoticon for Being-toward-death?
― jim, Friday, 11 January 2013 17:13 (eleven years ago) link
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Friday, January 11, 2013 12:11 PM (45 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
http://data-futures.com/blog/angry.gif
― NINO CARTER, Friday, 11 January 2013 17:14 (eleven years ago) link
Half of my co-workers had that as their sig, used to make me irrationally angry.
The other one I hated was "If something can go well, it will".
Erm, some of us use Murphy's Law as a planning tool to make sure to prepare for all types of scenarios, not a pessimistic statement, so feck off!
― NINO CARTER, Friday, 11 January 2013 17:15 (eleven years ago) link
I would probably not want anyone who had the second quote as a tagline working for me.
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Friday, 11 January 2013 17:36 (eleven years ago) link
esp not me, since my job involves identifying all things that can go wrong and testing them to make sure they don't.
― NINO CARTER, Friday, 11 January 2013 17:38 (eleven years ago) link
I mean, any job that isn't mindless I would think requires thinking about things that could go wrong
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Friday, 11 January 2013 17:38 (eleven years ago) link
'welp, boss, i'm gonna knock off for the week, finished everything, didn't test it, but i've got a positive attitude so it's all gonna work fine on monday'
― NINO CARTER, Friday, 11 January 2013 17:39 (eleven years ago) link
'welp, boss, i'm gonna knock off for the week, finished everything, didn't test it, but i've got a positive attitude so it's all gonna work fine on monday when we install it in the airplane'
― nickn, Friday, 11 January 2013 20:27 (eleven years ago) link
― NINO CARTER, Friday, 11 January 2013 20:59 (eleven years ago) link
so unless it's happened already, based on silly FB memes I'm already seeing, expect the "Why did Obama raise taxes when he said he didn't? #confused" JPGs to start rolling out soon. which is good as I needed to thin out my friends list anyway
― NINO CARTER, Friday, 11 January 2013 21:00 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/582491_523134654373791_1633554274_n.jpg
at the time of posting 2,374 people have taken the plunge and submitted their answer
― ▼ardkore mort▼ (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 12 January 2013 16:26 (eleven years ago) link
that's briliant
― non-elitist melted poo (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 12 January 2013 16:31 (eleven years ago) link
- bob marey
― #YOLO magic orchestra (clouds), Saturday, 12 January 2013 16:35 (eleven years ago) link
briliand
― lag∞n, Saturday, 12 January 2013 17:03 (eleven years ago) link
belend
― clive mendonca's big soccer (NickB), Saturday, 12 January 2013 17:11 (eleven years ago) link
that quotes of the great philosophers ting is worse than most of the shit itt
― things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 12 January 2013 17:12 (eleven years ago) link
idgi. Bed?
― autistic boy is surprisingly good at basketball (silby), Saturday, 12 January 2013 17:14 (eleven years ago) link
i think the joke is the if you think you are brilliant part
― lag∞n, Saturday, 12 January 2013 17:27 (eleven years ago) link
By this metric a potted plant is almost brilliant
― mh, Saturday, 12 January 2013 17:31 (eleven years ago) link
Don't understand that one unless it's a "What does a cow drink?" way to make you misspell "brilliant".
― Eyeball Kicks, Saturday, 12 January 2013 19:46 (eleven years ago) link
and end with
― mh, Saturday, 12 January 2013 19:47 (eleven years ago) link
What's worse than a worm in your apple?
THE HOLOCAUST
― NINO CARTER, Saturday, 12 January 2013 19:59 (eleven years ago) link
Also 'that start with' ?
― Mark G, Saturday, 12 January 2013 20:12 (eleven years ago) link
test might be, if you answer it you fail
― Spectrum, Sunday, 13 January 2013 16:05 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/428056_323636631069670_1743136910_n.jpg
........................
― crüt, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 14:19 (eleven years ago) link
posted right after the same person posted this:
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/424153_323672314399435_1223348570_n.jpg
on the one hand this is the worst, on the other hand I kinda hope this person devolves into only ever using blockbuster movie scenes as a mouthpiece for conspiracy theories
― crüt, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 14:21 (eleven years ago) link
on the third hand i'm pretty sure there are ilxors that agree w/ harry potter's sentiment
― Mordy, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 14:23 (eleven years ago) link
what, shouting girls down?
― crüt, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 14:23 (eleven years ago) link
i meant the 'government is lying to you / doesn't that blow your mind' piece
― Mordy, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 14:25 (eleven years ago) link
there are ilxors who believe lots of things
about other ilxors
― mh, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 14:33 (eleven years ago) link
what if i told you... the general population... ilx... would lose their mind
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 14:42 (eleven years ago) link
it's just occurred to me i don't think i've ever read a conspiracy nut who suggested what they wanted doing about the big conspiracy
― non-elitist melted poo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 14:44 (eleven years ago) link
apart from BLOWING THE LID OFF said conspiracy you mean?
― Neil S, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 14:45 (eleven years ago) link
nah it's better to be one of the few who knows the TRUTH
― Stop Gerrying Me! (onimo), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 14:49 (eleven years ago) link
pretty much yeah
it's like you never see nutjob conspiracy-hunting in the service of Maoism or National Socialim, it's always a separate end in itself. David Icke doesn't have any program i know of beyond "kill all lizards/royals/jews"
― non-elitist melted poo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 14:49 (eleven years ago) link
"we must fight the New World Order to create a world safe for local anarcho-syndicalist collectives"
― non-elitist melted poo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 14:50 (eleven years ago) link
it's almost as if these guys have a childlike view of human society
the solution is to harass innocent people apparently http://www.salon.com/2013/01/15/this_man_helped_save_six_children_is_now_getting_harassed_for_it
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 14:51 (eleven years ago) link
it's like you never see nutjob conspiracy-hunting in the service of Maoism or National Socialim
lol what
― qbert yuiop (NickB), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 14:52 (eleven years ago) link
Harry Potter would call that game Chinese Whispers, FYI
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 14:55 (eleven years ago) link
oh right, that's what they're talking about. telephone game wtf?
― besides Sunny Real Estate (dog latin), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 14:57 (eleven years ago) link
It's like whatever you call it, only without bizarre racial overtones
― mh, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 14:59 (eleven years ago) link
nah seriously, whatever you think of the world-view of "extremist" political ideologies it's not really the same as Truthing and it exists as part of a program - however unreal, however utopian - that wants to govern
― non-elitist melted poo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 15:01 (eleven years ago) link
xpost i guess some might argue that expressions like "double dutch" or "it's all greek to me" are racist, but the game's existed for decades if not centuries before the telephone.
― besides Sunny Real Estate (dog latin), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 15:03 (eleven years ago) link
pretty sure the nazis were og first wave conspiracy theorists
― qbert yuiop (NickB), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 15:04 (eleven years ago) link
conspiracy manufacturers tbrr
― non-elitist melted poo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 15:04 (eleven years ago) link
truthers are just detectives man, just figurin stuff out, they want the truth
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 15:04 (eleven years ago) link
It certainly explains the sweeping federal anti-gun legislation that was passed immediately afterwards and how you can't buy guns anywhere anymore.
Oh wait...
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 15:05 (eleven years ago) link
hey, I didn't say racist, I said weird racial overtones!
― mh, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 15:05 (eleven years ago) link
but yeah okay conspiracy theories have been used by political movements at times, it is different to the bug-eyed caffeinated video-game Columboisms of today's internet Controversial TV fans
― non-elitist melted poo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 15:06 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/23404_434792523261374_1700965380_n.jpg
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 15:06 (eleven years ago) link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_whispers
hadn't actually heard of the game under this name, myself
― mh, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 15:06 (eleven years ago) link
xposts reared facial clover bones
― besides Sunny Real Estate (dog latin), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 15:06 (eleven years ago) link
Never mind all that:
this: http://www.salon.com/2013/01/15/this_man_helped_save_six_children_is_now_getting_harassed_for_it
― Mark G, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 15:08 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/582383_322997044477180_998513468_n.jpg
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 15:10 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/45960_468950156500840_245945269_n.jpg
it's all greek to me
― mh, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 15:11 (eleven years ago) link
we read it upthread
was shocked to discover Truthers are malevolent babies with terrible social skills and no regard for other peoples' feelings. hope this guy tracks down and Buzz Aldrins every single dork that's phoned him
― non-elitist melted poo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 15:11 (eleven years ago) link
MMT meme otm
― Mordy, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 15:13 (eleven years ago) link
I knew about Chinese whispers because Dr. Who said it once low and behold when I searched about it I found a ton of who nerds debating as to whether this made the Doctor racially insensitive or not because sometimes nerds like to forget that the things characters say are written by mere mortal humans, sometimes living in the 1970s. Anyway....
WHAT IF I TOLD YOUThe Matrix actually wasn't a very good or original movie?
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 17:02 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/68639_442239789181066_2139675551_n.jpg
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 20:15 (eleven years ago) link
car coming
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 20:15 (eleven years ago) link
sometimes the best road is the one that has lane lines on the sides instead of in the middle for some reason
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 20:16 (eleven years ago) link
sometimes it's best not to build a road through beautiful countryside you twat
― non-elitist melted poo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 20:17 (eleven years ago) link
guys I think it might be a shop
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 20:18 (eleven years ago) link
how can you tell?
― non-elitist melted poo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 20:19 (eleven years ago) link
shadow on his face looks off
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 20:21 (eleven years ago) link
some dude on FB already objecting to calling them Truthers even tho they kinda adopted the name for themselves...
― NINO CARTER, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 20:21 (eleven years ago) link
more like falsers
― mh, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 20:28 (eleven years ago) link
Sometimes, The Best False Is The One You Truth.
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 20:43 (eleven years ago) link
would the dude on FB prefer that we call them lunatics? cz it def has a nice ring to it.
― Aimless, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 20:52 (eleven years ago) link
maybe transfuckwit?
― for the relief of unbearable space hugs (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 21:05 (eleven years ago) link
like part of him identifies as a moron, and his other personality is a bag of dicks?
― for the relief of unbearable space hugs (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 21:07 (eleven years ago) link
http://i45.tinypic.com/vskyg1.jpg
http://i50.tinypic.com/123qhso.png
― naadje draadje (unregistered), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 03:15 (eleven years ago) link
http://i45.tinypic.com/334hy5y.png
― naadje draadje (unregistered), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 03:25 (eleven years ago) link
as an american, it just isnt cool to plot that
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 03:29 (eleven years ago) link
"co-lla-bo"
― Influential Acid Jazz Pioneer (crüt), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 03:40 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/252164_327207864054558_1923103685_n.jpg
"you have two bullets, choose wisely" -dalai lama
xxp LOL. That's actually much more reasonable than I'd expect a random Facebook post to be. "Hey I don't like the man, but I respect the office!" is a nice sentiment that seems to have disappeared in the past 12 years.
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 03:43 (eleven years ago) link
I don't know any 8-year-olds that can sit still for 20 minutes, let alone do it and try to mentally concentrate. (nb I think I only know one 8 year old)
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 03:45 (eleven years ago) link
ps that girl is totes thinking about puppies or ice cream or how bored she is.
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 03:46 (eleven years ago) link
bob marley now infiltrating the non-quote sector of facebook
― #guy #guy fieri #poop #hallway (zachlyon), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 03:57 (eleven years ago) link
also feel like maybe the govt should take guns away from anyone who fantasizes about killing a six year old
― #guy #guy fieri #poop #hallway (zachlyon), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 03:59 (eleven years ago) link
8 yo thinking UGGGH MOM CAN I OPEN MY EYES NOW AND GET OFF THIS DUMB MOUNTAIN THIS IS BOOOOOOORING
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 04:05 (eleven years ago) link
she's not even in full-lotus position. DISQUALIFIED!
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 04:06 (eleven years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 04:16 (eleven years ago) link
I can sit in a pretty extreme full lotus position and have been able to do so since I was very young, I don't know if it's because I'm double-jointed somehow or if learning what it was when I was tiny and bendy left me able to do it forevermore. #braggin2013
― (panda) (gun) (wrapped gift) (silby), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 04:23 (eleven years ago) link
I think people are generally more limber when they are younger so its a good idea to train your body to do stuff then. I could do lotus-style when I was like 12 but now its hard for me to put socks on. I need to lose weight and get into shape.
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 04:27 (eleven years ago) link
sick, most people can do it when theyre kids but i dont think ive ever met an adult who isnt some yoga freak or w/e who can
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 04:28 (eleven years ago) link
I'm not even a yoga freak. But I am reading Zen Mind, Beginner's Mind finally so I might have an advantage if I start doing some half-assed zazen.
― (panda) (gun) (wrapped gift) (silby), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 04:30 (eleven years ago) link
most stuff i've read on meditation agrees that getting comfortable is way more important than being able to go full lotus
― non-elitist melted poo (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 08:50 (eleven years ago) link
how are you supposed to get into buddha heaven if you can't even go full lotus
― #guy #guy fieri #poop #hallway (zachlyon), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 09:13 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.castlesportscars.co.uk/media/images/gallerylarge/3_10_8874Lotus_Elise_1600_2.jpg
brb, storming heaven in my lotus
― ledge, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 09:29 (eleven years ago) link
You know what, I'm really beginning to fucking hate science.
http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/394952_530625956958420_24964258_n.jpg
― Neil S, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 10:17 (eleven years ago) link
just keep telling yourself it's not science's fault
― non-elitist melted poo (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 10:26 (eleven years ago) link
if anything i blame a plethora of shitty pop science publishing, right up there with Tragic Life Stories on the train station book shop pile
― non-elitist melted poo (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 10:27 (eleven years ago) link
It's weird that "loving science" has become some kind of geek badge of honour. I also blame The Big Bang Theory.
― Neil S, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 10:35 (eleven years ago) link
see i blame that for not being very funny and for being on 24/7
― non-elitist melted poo (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 10:36 (eleven years ago) link
that too, also weird geek wish fulfilment.
― Neil S, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 10:37 (eleven years ago) link
gonna go out and boss some amoebas later, who's with me?
― qbert yuiop (NickB), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 10:43 (eleven years ago) link
that's it, show them who's higher up the evolutionary ladder my saaahn!
― Neil S, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 10:44 (eleven years ago) link
I don't understand the point of that macro, it basically seems to try to use science as a guilttrip. What does it entail to act like the result of "evolutionary success"? Does creating hideous pictures of useless text have something to do with it? Is it simply a call for everyone to around planting their seed and killing predators?Gonna go to the museum and lord it over some dodo bones now. "Y'see birdie, what you should've done is grow some opposable thumbs, like I did a heap of generations ago. That shit's really practical."
― Øystein, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 11:20 (eleven years ago) link
grass is the result of x billion years of evolutionary success iirc
― non-elitist melted poo (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 11:38 (eleven years ago) link
I think you've already thought about the content of the message more than the author did before they foisted it upon the interwebs, which is the main problem with the JPG.
― NINO CARTER, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 11:39 (eleven years ago) link
only if you consider that authorial intent is the sole metric to contemplate Facebook memes by
― non-elitist melted poo (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 11:40 (eleven years ago) link
well yea I'm probably giving this person more credit than they deserve
― NINO CARTER, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 11:41 (eleven years ago) link
It's weird that "loving science" has become some kind of geek badge of honour. I also blame The Big Bang Theory.― Neil S, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 10:35 Bookmark Flag Post Permalinksee i blame that for not being very funny and for being on 24/7― non-elitist melted poo (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 10:36 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Neil S, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 10:35 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― non-elitist melted poo (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 10:36 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
My son watches that all the time and wears t-shirts with things like "I am not a geek I am a level nine warlord" yet doesn't like role playing games and isn't particularly interested in science. BBT has made him aspire to be a geek without actually learning stuff.
He reads comic books. I suppose that counts.
― Stop Gerrying Me! (onimo), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 14:22 (eleven years ago) link
tbf, he's geeking out about a television show
― mh, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 14:41 (eleven years ago) link
I want to attribute some quotes to "The Marley Lama"
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 17:31 (eleven years ago) link
Christ. I just had a 'conversation' with a Truther who was pulling CaptainLorax-isms all over a friend's page (a friend who is a journalist, I might add, that was sharing a colleague's very sad story). and..I've just never felt this pessimistic about humans, before. Pre-internet and early internet days, these types of people were no less omnipresent, but you could ignore them easier because you weren't splattered with their BS. But even in the age of social media, most of these dudes I was coming across were trolls on Fan pages. Now I'm seeing it crop up with people on my friends list, or friends of friends.
It just makes me sad, not only as someone who values logic, but predominately because of what an insult it is to the grieving families to be told that their children aren't really dead. I really hope all of these families aren't seeing this shit because that's just fucked.
― NINO CARTER, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 19:15 (eleven years ago) link
I realize it's only a fraction of the population, but, man. Fortunately, if I see it on any friends pages, I am trading them off my Madden team deleting them immediately
― NINO CARTER, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 19:16 (eleven years ago) link
i think folks like that have been on a FB-specific tear recently: FB itself recently banned(?) infowars and naturalnews
― goole, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 19:20 (eleven years ago) link
News Trolls.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 19:21 (eleven years ago) link
these people are so dumb and sad and oblivious i try not to be too mad at them
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 19:22 (eleven years ago) link
but yeah what a horrible hobby
I'm just not used to it cropping up with people that I either know IRL or are connected to them. This girl I met recently at a wedding, who'd just posted a pretty intelligent comment on gender constructs hours earlier, posts the video LEGITIMATELY asking "what do you think" (uhm, that it's retarded), only to get a reply of "makes you think" from their friends.
― NINO CARTER, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 19:23 (eleven years ago) link
here's a rundown of it from inside the paranoidosphere (imo)
http://www.washingtonsblog.com/2012/12/facebook-purges-political-activists.html
(fwiw barry ritholz reruns washingtonsblog shit all the time, wtf is with that)
― goole, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 19:24 (eleven years ago) link
already got the "Snopes is invalid" argument from that troll, too. There's a few angles they play, either that they're in the pockets of Liberals, or the new one, which is that they're "only a husband and wife team with no investigative experience". It's great circular reasoning. I feel like playing that one clip from the psychologist in Terminator to them....except he turned out to be real so fuck that.
― NINO CARTER, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 19:24 (eleven years ago) link
It's interesting to imagine that the gov't is powerful and coordinated enough to orchestrate this sweeping conspiracy through coordinating the actions of hundreds of thousands of public and private citizens, yet is unable to simply delete your conspiracy post on Facebook.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 19:25 (eleven years ago) link
barry ritholz is kinda dumb
― iatee, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 19:25 (eleven years ago) link
sometimes he posts good links tho
quick, someone post another un-truther related stupid JPG you saw today so I can forget about this crap.
― NINO CARTER, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 19:26 (eleven years ago) link
There must be a deluge of Community memes today, right?
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 19:29 (eleven years ago) link
its really kind of amazing how big this conspiracy shit has gotten, its got to have a hold to some extent on like a third of the country
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 19:29 (eleven years ago) link
I would like to point out that every single living organism on earth is as much the product of "3.8 billion years of evolutionary success" as I am. So, if I lay my eggs under your skin, and they hatch, travel through the bloodstream to your brain and begin to eat it, I don't want to hear any complaining.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 19:29 (eleven years ago) link
http://d.gr-assets.com/authors/1314902446p5/545.jpg
“Like every other creature on the face of the earth, Godfrey was, by birthright, a stupendous badass, albeit in the somewhat narrow technical sense that he could trace his ancestry back up a long line of slightly less highly evolved stupendous badasses to that first self-replicating gizmo---which, given the number and variety of its descendants, might justifiably be described as the most stupendous badass of all time. Everyone and everything that wasn't a stupendous badass was dead.”
- Neal Stephenson
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 19:31 (eleven years ago) link
If anything, sea turtles should have greater bragging rights because they had things right all along
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 19:31 (eleven years ago) link
i remember the first time a friend of mine brought this conspiracy shit up like it was a real thing, we were in a mexican restaurant in ft collins and and elderly man there with his wife asked me to stop yelling and swearing
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 19:31 (eleven years ago) link
If there's one thing science and religious evangelists can both agree on, it's that the human race is special and the pinnacle of creation! Go us!
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 19:35 (eleven years ago) link
Pre-internet and early internet days, these types of people were no less omnipresent, but you could ignore them easier because you weren't splattered with their BS.
unfortunately the internet has allowed ppl like this to construct meaningful-looking quote macros that, just for a second, make other ppl "think"
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 19:36 (eleven years ago) link
the only conspiracy nut i ever met was the husband of my old p0t dealer. he would literally scream and rave about all the people who wanted to 'take him down', and every day of his life was like a battle against all the scumbags of the world who had it out for him. he was also a proud rifle owner. he's all about Alex Jones now on FB, and is a truly frightening person.
― Spectrum, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 19:37 (eleven years ago) link
imho these fuckers were way less omnipresent pre internet, internet has lead to a real flowering of this shit
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 19:38 (eleven years ago) link
It's been said before, but one huge downside of the Internet is that it has made it really easy for people whose views are alarming and dangerous to civil society to find each other, form communities, and convince themselves they are part of a movement rather than the isolated cranks they would be in the olden days. Granted, there were newsletters and other means to stay in touch with the larger kook network, but now, if you keep your head down at work and just soldier on til 5 PM, your entire social world can effectively consist of people on the lunatic fringe, who amplify, reinforce and radicalize your nascent nuttiness.
Which is all true of ILX too, I guess, but the collective project here is at least marginally more valuable to human existence.
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 19:44 (eleven years ago) link
thing is i dont think conspiracy nutterism can really be considered fringe anymore, thx to the 'net
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 19:45 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah the net has become this incredibly powerful tool for genuine fringe lunatics to rope in much larger numbers of mere stupid assholes.
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 19:46 (eleven years ago) link
i feel like yeah pre-net if you were 'alone' in your stupid beliefs you might eventually get over them, but the net only exacerbates them. of course on the flipside pre-net i'm sure a lot of marginalized folks like gay kids in small conservative communities etc didn't find others like them too.
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 19:48 (eleven years ago) link
in theory a lot of stuff is more easily disproven w/ the internet too, so I think the odds of someone moderately intelligent believing in fringe stuff goes down at the same time
― iatee, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 19:49 (eleven years ago) link
the net is the best overall imho but it has some unfortunate side effects
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 19:50 (eleven years ago) link
The net and computers also allow ordinary jackasses to make much slicker propaganda. It used to be that conspiracy theories were mostly printed on bizarre-looking, badly xeroxed leaflets handed out by a bugeyed guy in Washington Square Park. Now you get well-edited youtube videos.
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 19:50 (eleven years ago) link
i think the mind of the conspiracy theorist readily dismisses enough hard evidence in favor of vaporous fantasies that i'm not sure even coherently disproving stupid notions will have any effect on a lot of them.
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 19:51 (eleven years ago) link
youtube particularly was huge for conspiracies, they like to communicate through videos, those prosumer production values convey legitimacy, loose change brought a lot of people into the fold
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 19:52 (eleven years ago) link
the odds of someone moderately intelligent believing in fringe stuff goes down at the same time
the internet has done some things to change my idea of what "intelligent" can mean
― Influential Acid Jazz Pioneer (crüt), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 19:52 (eleven years ago) link
there are many types of intelligence!
― mh, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 19:53 (eleven years ago) link
Woah did all those people really get suddenly deactivated?! I don't think that's a good idea to just shut down dissent like that even if it is annoying and insensitive. And some of those people, like Amber Lyon, are actual journalists covering stuff like police crack-downs on Occupy groups and stuff and not just talk radio kooks. Makes FB look pretty bad IMO shutting down the pages of people who cover actual abuses of power from the government and not just theoretical moonbat ones.
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 19:54 (eleven years ago) link
i think you guys are underestimating how easily and widely distributed fringe stuff was in the pre-'net days. behold a pale horse was a bestseller
― max, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 19:55 (eleven years ago) link
max otm
― mh, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 19:55 (eleven years ago) link
Or is actual documented FBI and local-PD infiltration of the Occupy movement in order to destabilize it just a wacko conspiracy you'd have to be an idiot to believe?
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 19:56 (eleven years ago) link
kicking all those people off looks FB look just fine imo
xp to max: yeah, erich von daniken and all that end too. people love weird shit! how seriously they take it, eh, idk if that can really be quantified. if anything the net makes the question of exact quantification more pressing.
― goole, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 19:56 (eleven years ago) link
god, mailed newsletters about stuff like this seem like the most unimaginably old-fashioned things ever now
― zero dark (s1ocki), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 19:57 (eleven years ago) link
I think the odds of like, 'someone on ilx' beliving something a little fringey about this or that because they were poorly informed and never really looked into it woulda been way higher in 1985 but who knows
― iatee, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 19:57 (eleven years ago) link
makes those journalists look pretty bad to be associating with crackpots to begin with, imo
― mh, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 19:57 (eleven years ago) link
ilx was pretty weird in 1985, it's true
1 thing the web does thats new is create a self-reinforcing loop via search engines, people search for 'illuminati', illuminati content is created to fulfill that demand, which leads to more people seeing it, which leads to more people searching for it.
this is not unrelated to what goole is saying about quantifying it, like its hard to tell exactly how big the audience for this content is. if 8.5 million people have 'viewed' the sandy hook truth video, how many of them believe it, how many are gawking, how many are getting mad
― max, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 20:00 (eleven years ago) link
i mean, i saw that post about FACEBOOK SILENCES PROMINENT POLITICAL CRITICS, and then the list turns out to be all the lizard people bilderburger chemtrails whackadoos
at first i was like... and then i lol'd
― goole, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 20:00 (eleven years ago) link
― max, Wednesday, January 16, 2013 2:55 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
As someone actually alive back then, I have to disagree.
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 20:01 (eleven years ago) link
― max, Wednesday, January 16, 2013 2:55 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― mh, Wednesday, January 16, 2013 2:55 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDx1GLqvBO8
hey look this copy of loose change has 3m views
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 20:02 (eleven years ago) link
we have a delightful thread on the satanic ritual abuse conspiracies of the 1980s that people were sure reached into the government. pretty much every evangelical person, or middle-american person who was in contact with such, heard all about these illicit child abuse satanists
― mh, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 20:03 (eleven years ago) link
FACEBOOK SILENCES PROMINENT POLITICAL CRITICS
except this one
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 20:04 (eleven years ago) link
just my own observations obvs not quantified, and speaking as someone who did keep an eye on conspiracy stuff before the net blew up, theres no comparison as far as the popularity of this stuff before and after
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 20:05 (eleven years ago) link
underestimating the past doesn't necessarily mean overestimating the present
― mh, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 20:06 (eleven years ago) link
the prob is just how anecdotal everyones pre-net experience is
― iatee, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 20:06 (eleven years ago) link
can you imagine how annoying facebook would be if 'jfk' came out now? ppl forget how many folks were taking that movie at face value. mainstream film critics were all 'he's onto something here'
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 20:06 (eleven years ago) link
― mh, Wednesday, January 16, 2013 3:03 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this is pretty different as it was msm driven and actually prosecuted by legitimate government agencies
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 20:06 (eleven years ago) link
'lyndon johnson...quite the murky figure indeed'
fwiw I can't find any numbers on Behold a Pale Horse sales except claims that it was the "#1 undergroud bestseller of all time" whatever that means. In any case, you can't compare a book that you have to go out and buy to an instantly and infinitely shareable free video.
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 20:07 (eleven years ago) link
I think there was a lot more weird shit then that was accepted as matter-of-course and not necessarily seen as conspiratorial. Or just seen as weird and "makes you think" material rather than in-depth analysis
does anyone else remember chain faxes? so much weird shit.
― mh, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 20:07 (eleven years ago) link
partly due to an environment were bad information spreads unchecked!
― iatee, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 20:07 (eleven years ago) link
where
― lag∞n, Wednesday, January 16, 2013 2:06 PM (40 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
true, not sure if that makes it worse or not!
― mh, Wednesday, January 16, 2013 3:06 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
*scratches chin, thinks abt it*
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 20:08 (eleven years ago) link
I think alot of it has to do with the Race To Be The Smartest that the internet in general sort of encourages. We have wikipedia and all these things and if something happens in the field of astrophysics, EVERYONE has to post their opinion. Then it's all about demeaning others as dumber than you because the arguments are weak, they invoke Hitler, they use bad language, etc, etc. There is a race to be the biggest know it all and it shows up in all sorts of ways, from the obvious to the subtle.
This kind of conspiracy stuff not only fulfills a political motive but it also fulfills an emotional need to be more clever than the simpletons who believe everything the government tells them.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 20:08 (eleven years ago) link
The other night a guy called into Pacifica radio about the "reptilians" and I got so excited I pumped my fist
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 20:08 (eleven years ago) link
adam otm in a lot of cases, imo. plus i think lots of bored people want to latch onto some kind of IRL thrilling experience, feel like they're part of something bigger.
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 20:09 (eleven years ago) link
i'd imagine radio was the conspiracy go-to before the internet. space ghost coast to coast's been around for a while. i remember when i was a kid i got caught up in a doomsday cult i heard on the radio because i was like, 7, and was woefully unsupervised. internet's probably just magnified this shit like everything else.
― Spectrum, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 20:10 (eleven years ago) link
PUBLIC ACCESS TELEVISION
― mh, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 20:10 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah I mean, its not like alternative bookstores didn't exist before the internet and they weren't filled with R.A. Wilson and William Cooper and Stanton Friedman books and the like.
But the whole underground network of newsletters and trading of Xth-generation video taped documentaries is def. gone and been somewhat mainstreamed by blogs and youtube.
"Everything in this book is a Lie but Totally True" or whatever it was actually titled was pretty big everywhere too. I know Behold a Pale Horse was in most all bookstores but I wasn't interested in it because I was a 90s pre-teen and it wasn't about aliens.
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 20:11 (eleven years ago) link
― max, Wednesday, January 16, 2013 3:00 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
good brand reinforcement here max
― zero dark (s1ocki), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 20:13 (eleven years ago) link
there's a pretty awesome conspiracy guy on WFMU who I used to listen to a lot -- he's more of the secret reich/bilderburgs/bush-saud/military-financial-governmental-industrial complex type and his theories were actually so complex I could never even tell if they made any sense. He has recorded like hundreds and hundreds if not thousands of shows were he just lectures on all of these different connections, and if you listen long enough they create this funny exciting tingly feeling like you're finally going to understand everything.
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 20:14 (eleven years ago) link
I have to disagree.
I am with Hurting 2 on that one. Back in the day there were a great many fringe ideas and theories that floated about. Books did help to spread these ideas, but the books were few and could only be written and published at a relatively slow pace. Therefore the greatest single vehicle for disemination of these ideas were conversations between believers and their prospective converts.
Usually these conversations were disjointed affairs and even if the proselytizer was especially coherent and the pigeon was especially malleable, the chances for reinforcing the conversion and bringing a new believer into the fold were few. The feedback model was weak. After a long bull session with a believer, you might hold their ideas somewhere at the back of your mind for a time, but newer, stronger impressions eventually washed them away.
The internet allows a cult-like exclusivity of focus to form and be sustained more easily than in the past. Proselytizing can now be self-initiated more easily. A book could be hard to track down, but the web is flattened by search engines and instantly available.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 20:14 (eleven years ago) link
hurting, that's dave emory. i think his schtick was that there was a hidden 4th reich that's been slowly building up to take over the world.
― Spectrum, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 20:15 (eleven years ago) link
Also the Roswell Alien Autopsy was a FOX prime-time special! I think this stuff has always been popular, and only a small minority of people are actually intellectually invested in "weird stuff" or whatever you want to call that whole nexus between the paranormal, occult, and conspiracy topics.
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 20:16 (eleven years ago) link
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Wednesday, January 16, 2013 3:07 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
well, right, exactly. web numbers are soft, difficult to figure out. i think the web changes the dynamic on this stuff but i wouldnt take it for granted that conspiracism is more mainstream than it used to be. father coughlin had millions of listeners. the anti-masonic party got 8% of the national vote.
― max, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 20:16 (eleven years ago) link
― Spectrum, Wednesday, January 16, 2013 3:15 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yes, dave emory. I loved his show in a weird way -- it was so plodding yet forceful, so monotonous, so airtight.
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 20:17 (eleven years ago) link
and I meant "was" -- don't think he's on fmu anymore
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 20:18 (eleven years ago) link
& the other thing about comparing pre-net to post-net is that there are so many more opportunities to learn that you have friends who believe in 9/11 truth or whatever. in 95 there was no facebook where you could see that someone you went to high school with was recommending behold a pale horse.
― max, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 20:18 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah Dave Emory's awesome.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 20:19 (eleven years ago) link
I think part of the change now is that people are publicly posting these things in social media as statements of purpose or being given legitimate soapboxes, whereas it was just kooky stuff that you may or may not buy into but enjoy listening to in the past.
full disclosure, I spent probably an hour listening to some crazy rapture-obsessed Christian AM station at the end of last year.
― mh, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 20:19 (eleven years ago) link
This tradition goes all the way back to radio announcers reading Francis E. Dec manifestos over the air for a good laugh. People love to hear about crazy shit, fringe shit has always had its 15 minutes but I don't think there's really an epidemic of people becoming "true believers" or whatever.
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 20:20 (eleven years ago) link
I disagree! I don't think any of these people's soapboxes are seen to be legitimate. That's why Alex Jones's ad revenue is from mineral supplements sold only on the internet and not real products. Once I hear a Dannon yogurt ad or JC Penny's ad on one of these people's shows I might think differently.
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 20:24 (eleven years ago) link
I do this constantly tbh. Christian AM stations are hypnotic to me.
― Influential Acid Jazz Pioneer (crüt), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 20:24 (eleven years ago) link
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 20:25 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/9edQEzp7zGA/hqdefault.jpg
Conspiracy A Go-Go
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 20:26 (eleven years ago) link
It's hard to tell if Linklater is amused by conspiracy theorists or genuinely impressed by them
― Moodles, Thursday, 17 January 2013 01:55 (eleven years ago) link
As far as I recall, the masons were a very large and important organization in the period of the anti-masonic party. Opposition to them as a unifying issue obv. cloaked a whole range of constituencies and issues, but an understanding of their importance in that period (and more generally what they represented and were tied to vis a vis the political landscape) was hardly a conspiracy theory.
― s.clover, Thursday, 17 January 2013 02:22 (eleven years ago) link
i'm also a bit worried about connecting random-ass conspiracy theories to father coughlin who was basically a foam-flecked anti-semite and eventual fascist.
― s.clover, Thursday, 17 January 2013 02:24 (eleven years ago) link
re: Linklater, and I guess a grain of salt because this is Jones's take on things, but...
http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/july2006/120706moviedirector.htm"Linklater said he had handed out Alex Jones DVD's on set which carried claims that 9/11 was perpetrated by the US government to erect a police state to Bruce Willis, one of the stars of Linklater's upcoming Fast Food Nation.
"He said it put him in such a head space that he will be quiet on issues of national policy."
Linklater said Willis had told him in an e mail that the videos had changed his entire political paradigm.
"Bruce is a pretty thinking radical kind of guy," said Linklater."
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 17 January 2013 02:26 (eleven years ago) link
i read that as the goverment erecting a police state in honor of bruce willis. which i gotta admit is awesome and totally cool with me.
― scott seward, Thursday, 17 January 2013 02:55 (eleven years ago) link
hofstader devotes several paragraphs to the anti-masonic movement in 'paranoid style.' i think its a mistake to think of anti-masonry as 'acceptable' in a way that the conspiracies were talking about arent -- opposition to the fed as a unifying issue obv. cloaks a whole range of constituencies and issues, but an understanding of its importance now (and more generally what it represents and is tied to vis a vis the political landscape) is hardly a conspiracy theory
― max, Thursday, 17 January 2013 03:56 (eleven years ago) link
exactly. end the fed ppl might be wrong about a lot of things, but they're not necessarily conspiracy theorists. ditto a probably the vast majority of the anti-masonic party.
also bear in mind that he masons were an organization that were known to have lots of important members, and lots of things that were deliberately esoteric and secret. so that's sort of different than either imaginary secret organizations or very well known public organizations that don't make a big deal about having special secrets only known to the initiated.
masonry also had a huge role and well known role in french politics in particular, but european politics in general over this period.
maybe we could try to draw some analogy between anti-masons and e.g. john birchers, but remember that the birchers (wrongly) thought eisenhower was a communist agent, but he anti-masons (correctly) recognized that jackson was a mason.
― s.clover, Thursday, 17 January 2013 06:03 (eleven years ago) link
jackie mason, think about it
― zero dark (s1ocki), Thursday, 17 January 2013 07:23 (eleven years ago) link
As a secret society, Masonry was considered to be a standing conspiracy against republican government. It was held to be particularly liable to treason—for example, Aaron Burr’s famous conspiracy was alleged to have been conducted by Masons. Masonry was accused of constituting a separate system of loyalty, a separate imperium within the framework of federal and state governments, which was inconsistent with loyalty to them. Quite plausibly it was argued that the Masons had set up a jurisdiction of their own, with their own obligations and punishments, liable to enforcement even by the penalty of death. So basic was the conflict felt to be between secrecy and democracy that other, more innocent societies such as Phi Beta Kappa came under attack. Since Masons were pledged to come to each other’s aid under circumstances of distress, and to extend fraternal indulgence at all times, is was held that the order nullified the enforcement of regular law. Masonic constables, sheriffs, juries, and judges must all be in league with Masonic criminals and fugitives. The press was believed to have been so “muzzled” by Masonic editors and proprietors that news of Masonic malfeasance could be suppressed. At a moment when almost every alleged citadel of privilege in America was under democratic assault, Masonry was attacked as a fraternity of the privileged, closing business opportunities and nearly monopolizing political offices.Certain elements of truth and reality there may have been in these views of Masonry. What must be emphasized here, however, is the apocalyptic and absolutistic framework in which this hostility was commonly expressed. Anti-Masons were not content simply to say that secret societies were rather a bad idea. The author of the standard exposition of anti-Masonry declared that Freemasonry was “not only the most abominable but also the most dangerous institution that ever was imposed on man.…It may truly be said to be hell’s master piece.”
Since Masons were pledged to come to each other’s aid under circumstances of distress, and to extend fraternal indulgence at all times, is was held that the order nullified the enforcement of regular law. Masonic constables, sheriffs, juries, and judges must all be in league with Masonic criminals and fugitives. The press was believed to have been so “muzzled” by Masonic editors and proprietors that news of Masonic malfeasance could be suppressed. At a moment when almost every alleged citadel of privilege in America was under democratic assault, Masonry was attacked as a fraternity of the privileged, closing business opportunities and nearly monopolizing political offices.
Certain elements of truth and reality there may have been in these views of Masonry. What must be emphasized here, however, is the apocalyptic and absolutistic framework in which this hostility was commonly expressed. Anti-Masons were not content simply to say that secret societies were rather a bad idea. The author of the standard exposition of anti-Masonry declared that Freemasonry was “not only the most abominable but also the most dangerous institution that ever was imposed on man.…It may truly be said to be hell’s master piece.”
that sounds p nuts to me!
& id lump audit-the-fed/end-the-fed types in with conspiracy theorists. at least, id argue that the line separating yr standard ron paul types from yr william cooper amero types isnt very thick, and there are a lot of people who straddle it. or maybe more to the point they cross it -- for a lot of people "belief," especially of this kind, is circumstantial. (and to your point re: anti-masons, sometimes belief in, say, 9/11 "truth" or obamas kenyan citizenship is a kind of tribal affiliation or stand-in for a series of political belief.) posting a video to facebook, or watching it, isnt necessarily evidence of an abiding belief in its content.
― max, Thursday, 17 January 2013 12:46 (eleven years ago) link
something something mumble hofstader milquetoast liberal elitist & what did he say about the populists even, can he tell the difference between incendiary rhetoric and actual held beliefs, etc. mumble mumble brushes, grain of history, presentism blah.
I dunno why I'm hung up on the anti-masons. I suppose because there's a prejudice that if you're interested in the role of masons in history (in the periods where they *did* have a real role) you're A) likely to get tarred a conspiracy nut if you're not careful, and B) going to run into lots of history books that are tarred by various conspiracy nut type things, but C) if you don't spend a fair amount of time understanding the masons and other fraternal organizations of the time then you really don't understand society at the time and D) the masons were (and i guess are much much less so now) a pretty weird strange bunch (but then everything 150 + years ago was actually really weird) and finally E) so an approach that looks at anti-masonry as something other than actually about masons really helps to just airbrush out all the weirdness and dissonance of history, makes it much less actually historic, and takes all the fun out of it too.
but on the other hand i totally agree that conspiracy theories and their widespread dissemination aren't really a modern/internet-era phenomenon. if anything, w/o the equiv of snopes.com (or even large-scale 20th c publishing prior), much more nonsense and rumor and suchforth was disseminated as fact. (Which is another element of the anti-masons -- you have to compare the weirdness of their beliefs with the weirdness of everyone else's beliefs at the time, not with what we would typically consider the deep un-weirdness of our own beliefs today).
― s.clover, Thursday, 17 January 2013 14:31 (eleven years ago) link
Will no one help the widow's son?
― mh, Thursday, 17 January 2013 14:36 (eleven years ago) link
basically fuck you if you don't dig The Magic Flute
― non-elitist melted poo (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 17 January 2013 14:37 (eleven years ago) link
I think 'end the fed' people are probably a hetereogenous group, some of whom are legit conspiracy theorists, some of whom probably just learned what the fed was the other day and think that its a subject on the same level as 'free bradley manning' or something.
― iatee, Thursday, 17 January 2013 14:40 (eleven years ago) link
It's a lot easier to make "end the fed" sound compelling because monetary policy is somewhat difficult to understand, as is the structure of the fed. E.g. it's easy to twist things to make it sound like THE BANKSTERS CONTROL THE FED
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Thursday, 17 January 2013 14:44 (eleven years ago) link
tbqh that's hardly a stretch.
― s.clover, Thursday, 17 January 2013 15:41 (eleven years ago) link
― scott seward, Wednesday, January 16, 2013 9:55 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
they did this iirc, it was called The Siege
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 17 January 2013 16:13 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/428243_590285674318546_281164803_n.png
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Saturday, 19 January 2013 03:55 (eleven years ago) link
that one is awesome!
― s.clover, Saturday, 19 January 2013 05:05 (eleven years ago) link
i'm sure here will be some sort of installation concept art piece built on these images in short order.
― s.clover, Saturday, 19 January 2013 05:06 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/406162_10152446044160641_1447184854_n.jpg
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Sunday, 20 January 2013 22:23 (eleven years ago) link
date her for at least 3 months out of pity
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 20 January 2013 22:31 (eleven years ago) link
guilttrip.me
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Sunday, 20 January 2013 22:32 (eleven years ago) link
I just love how the wording presumes that such a thing is easy for dudes.
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Sunday, 20 January 2013 22:34 (eleven years ago) link
IF A GIRL ADMITS SHE LIKES YOU ON A BEACH, KNOW THAT YOUR ALARM HAS PROBABLY BEEN GOING OFF FOR THE LAST TWENTY MINUTES AND YOU ARE LATE FOR WORK
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Sunday, 20 January 2013 22:37 (eleven years ago) link
^^^ hurt myself lolling at this
― non-elitist melted poo (Noodle Vague), Monday, 21 January 2013 00:44 (eleven years ago) link
and so to bed :\
― non-elitist melted poo (Noodle Vague), Monday, 21 January 2013 00:46 (eleven years ago) link
lool hurting
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 21 January 2013 01:01 (eleven years ago) link
lmao @ Hurting
― ey, Monday, 21 January 2013 10:13 (eleven years ago) link
so much hate for this
http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/379652_444425808962464_1738606215_n.jpg
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Monday, 21 January 2013 10:36 (eleven years ago) link
The cavalcade of wacky fonts is really what puts it over the top
― Moodles, Monday, 21 January 2013 14:54 (eleven years ago) link
beauty for your eyes to see indeed
― ▼ardkore mort▼ (DJ Mencap), Monday, 21 January 2013 15:12 (eleven years ago) link
comic sans for your soul
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 21 January 2013 16:18 (eleven years ago) link
the 5 fonts you meet in Heaven
― non-elitist melted poo (Noodle Vague), Monday, 21 January 2013 16:24 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/316909_10151372931773769_493404403_n.jpg
― s.clover, Tuesday, 22 January 2013 03:46 (eleven years ago) link
nelson-laugh.jpg
― Butt Trump tweet (Matt P), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 03:50 (eleven years ago) link
Our neighbors has chickens. They live their lives caged within in a fenced-in chicken house. The neighborhood coyotes find this situation disgusting.
― Aimless, Tuesday, 22 January 2013 03:53 (eleven years ago) link
the coyotes are posting the meme
― Mordy, Tuesday, 22 January 2013 03:54 (eleven years ago) link
"fuck you"
— john cage
― the maybe of bâcon (clouds), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 03:59 (eleven years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 04:11 (eleven years ago) link
http://silencedmajority.blogs.com/.a/6a00d834520b4b69e2017c320e4653970b-580wi
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 00:17 (eleven years ago) link
eddie vader understands the ginormity of the situation
― #guy #guy fieri #poop #hallway (zachlyon), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 00:29 (eleven years ago) link
Edie Vader
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 00:29 (eleven years ago) link
of all the photos of him to use I mean cmon
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 00:30 (eleven years ago) link
i think that's a good picture, looks like he's rockin for freedom
― Spectrum, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 00:31 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/269480_400058893411970_337811099_n.jpg
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 00:31 (eleven years ago) link
xpost idk he's kinda got crazy hobo hair
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 00:32 (eleven years ago) link
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/ScreenShot2013-01-22at43142PM_zpsa2ccd918.png
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 00:33 (eleven years ago) link
ha what
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 00:34 (eleven years ago) link
I love how the Federal Reserve one, except for the modern bill, appears to be stock photo and typeface from 1990. No doubt today's weakened currency couldn't pay for a graphic designer.
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 00:37 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/385263_10151184459595493_1638476828_n.jpg
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 00:39 (eleven years ago) link
keep calm and tl:dr
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 00:40 (eleven years ago) link
people are animals
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 00:41 (eleven years ago) link
i think that was made by someone who has never actually seen the original KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON and just thinks it's a generic meme rubric
― #guy #guy fieri #poop #hallway (zachlyon), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 00:43 (eleven years ago) link
keep calm and stfu
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 00:43 (eleven years ago) link
you actually do have to be an animal to support animal rights
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 00:44 (eleven years ago) link
i just love the people that feel the need to spell this shit out for the rest of us
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 00:45 (eleven years ago) link
are animal rights activists really the group you need to be convincing to support gay rights
― #guy #guy fieri #poop #hallway (zachlyon), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 00:48 (eleven years ago) link
the people you need to convince are animals
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 00:48 (eleven years ago) link
you don't have to be civil to support civil rights - Martin Luther King Jr
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 00:50 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.dallasvoice.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/CHIVKFILA1_Homoo02x4001.jpg
― #guy #guy fieri #poop #hallway (zachlyon), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 00:50 (eleven years ago) link
humans that support animal rights are species traitors
― Mordy, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 01:31 (eleven years ago) link
you don't have to be a queen to support the crown
― mh, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 01:42 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/149333_570737579620619_1985766848_n.jpg
― Mordy, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 03:31 (eleven years ago) link
what is Facebook even for anymore
― (panda) (gun) (wrapped gift) (silby), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 03:32 (eleven years ago) link
but u can have constitutional monarchies d00d
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 10:03 (eleven years ago) link
tbf if it wasn't a constitutional monarchy he cd execute you for not liking his wall posts
― you jelly like bitter lemon (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 10:09 (eleven years ago) link
brought to you by perspective.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 10:10 (eleven years ago) link
When I am king, you will be posted on my wall.
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 13:14 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/mbuS5gi.jpg
― besides Sunny Real Estate (dog latin), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 13:17 (eleven years ago) link
well that sucks. I guess my main issue with that one, other than the implied rockism, is stand up comedy being recreated as Facebook wall images. Why? Why? Why?
― besides Sunny Real Estate (dog latin), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 13:18 (eleven years ago) link
really jarring use of 'bastard' there
― Crack On, Have A Booze (with Manda Rin) (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 14:40 (eleven years ago) link
i just got tagged in this one:
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/314258_10151191378885146_1940710501_n.jpg
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 17:02 (eleven years ago) link
new brochure for the school my kids go to is so metal i had to put it on facebook. inpirational quote and fire-worshipping children, what's not to love?
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/65198_10152029486077137_316774707_n.jpg
― scott seward, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 17:18 (eleven years ago) link
\M/ WOOO FIRE WOOO
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 17:21 (eleven years ago) link
to be fair though this is kinda the coolest thing i've seen on facebook in a while
http://wildammo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/unicorn_health_care.jpg
― scott seward, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 17:22 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/s480x480/304115_10151342933668459_369907314_n.png
― Influential Acid Jazz Pioneer (crüt), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 17:23 (eleven years ago) link
just for the inclusion of house m.d.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 17:24 (eleven years ago) link
weird how supertramp makes the cut of that english comedian's bit about x factor
― My Lol's Beyond (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 17:26 (eleven years ago) link
Scott, you know that's Dan Lacey, right?The Dan Lacey Bandwidth-Abuse Thread
― emil.y, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 17:27 (eleven years ago) link
xpost ugh crut I have a (now hidden) friend who posts shit like that all the time. He posted one that was roughly 'if you let the goverment have gun control you'll end up in an Auschwitz oven' and I freaking LOST it at him. but then verbally sparring with him was about as cathartic as punching a bowl of pudding.
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 17:28 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah, remember when all of America's freedom-defendin', tyranny-hatin' gun owners showed up to prevent the Feds from rounding up and imprisoning the Japanese?
― Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 17:33 (eleven years ago) link
It's such a smug cherrypicking fearmongering view of history it makes me fucking crazy
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 17:36 (eleven years ago) link
― scott seward, Wednesday, January 23, 2013 12:18 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
haha we will make u fear yr children
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 19:02 (eleven years ago) link
I just passed by greenfield like 20 mins ago on train btw
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 19:06 (eleven years ago) link
Did you know the people that are the strongest are usually the most sensitive? Did you know the people who exhibit the most kindness are the first to get mistreated? Did you know the one who takes care of others all the time are usually the ones who need it the most? Did you know the 3 hardest things to say are I love you, I'm sorry, and Help me. Sometimes just because a person looks happy, you have to look past their smile and see how much pain they may be in. To all my friends who are going through some issues right now--Let's start an intention avalanche. We all need positive intentions right now. If I don't see your name, I'll understand. May I ask my friends wherever you might be, to kindly copy and paste this status for one hour to give a moment of support to all those who have family problems, health struggles, job issues, worries of any kind and just need to know that someone cares. Do it for all of us, for nobody is immune. I hope to see this on the walls of all my friends just for moral support. I know some will!! I did it for a friend and you can too. You have to copy & paste this one, no share button..♥
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 20:05 (eleven years ago) link
compare to the version posted earlier itt:
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 20:07 (eleven years ago) link
i know "meme" tends to mean something else entirely these days but it's pretty interesting to watch how these things mutate
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 20:09 (eleven years ago) link
ts: "intention rainbow" vs "intention avalanche"
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 20:10 (eleven years ago) link
apres-moi, l'intention deluge
― steaklife (donna rouge), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 20:11 (eleven years ago) link
The future is a Hallmark card being shoved in your face forever.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 20:34 (eleven years ago) link
"If I don't see your name, I'll understand."
― the maybe of bâcon (clouds), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 21:35 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/734196_488785541165072_235745490_n.jpg
― Mordy, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 22:34 (eleven years ago) link
I agree with that macro, tbh. Mordy you should have posted that on your timeline back when you were teaching grade school!
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 22:37 (eleven years ago) link
altho honestly it should of have said "Deal with it." and it should have been an animated gif where sunglasses come down and land on the UC.
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 22:38 (eleven years ago) link
PUNCH
It's a verb, a handful of clenched fingers used on impulse to express anger, irritation and numerous other feelings.
Get over it.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 22:52 (eleven years ago) link
p sure at least 1 of the 3 hardest things to say is "help i have a porcupine in my mouth"
― inste grammophon (rogermexico.), Thursday, 24 January 2013 01:00 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/602745_321729154595765_2086774368_n.jpg
― Mordy, Thursday, 24 January 2013 01:21 (eleven years ago) link
Child appears thrilled that her artwork is now directly incised into the flesh of an adult.
― Aimless, Thursday, 24 January 2013 01:26 (eleven years ago) link
nice quote just hit my facebook:
“When people hurt you over and over, think of them like sandpaper. They may scratch and hurt you a bit, but in the end, you end up polished and they end up useless.”― Chris Colfer
― scott seward, Thursday, 24 January 2013 02:09 (eleven years ago) link
that's
― (panda) (gun) (wrapped gift) (silby), Thursday, 24 January 2013 02:27 (eleven years ago) link
great skin care tip
― #guy #guy fieri #poop #hallway (zachlyon), Thursday, 24 January 2013 02:50 (eleven years ago) link
its true abusive people make you awesome
― zero dark (s1ocki), Thursday, 24 January 2013 05:46 (eleven years ago) link
Takes pressure to make a diamond.
― nickn, Thursday, 24 January 2013 06:01 (eleven years ago) link
also gravel
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 24 January 2013 06:07 (eleven years ago) link
ppl hurt you, you tell them to fuck off, the end
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 24 January 2013 06:08 (eleven years ago) link
people hurt you hurt them ten times as bad .jpg
― lag∞n, Thursday, 24 January 2013 13:09 (eleven years ago) link
thx "The Richard Dawkins Foundation for Reason and Science (Official)"
http://sphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/251966_10151379995645155_1559726656_n.jpg
― Neil S, Thursday, 24 January 2013 15:46 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/528973_535416499812699_1876599314_n.png
Feel bad because I love Calvin and Hobbes, but this is weak as balls.
― besides Sunny Real Estate (dog latin), Thursday, 24 January 2013 17:26 (eleven years ago) link
special meaning of the word "important" there
― Eden Hazard otm (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 January 2013 17:28 (eleven years ago) link
I have no beef with the quote but that whole...thing...is patently awful. AND there's a perfectly good C + H panel for that quote raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh god that is so ugly
I mean:
http://merlins-bar.com/images/1330978415514.jpg
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 24 January 2013 17:29 (eleven years ago) link
People who look up at the stars and wonder why they are superior to people they assume are not doing the same thing--some of whom are looking up at the stars and not being assholes about it.
― for the relief of unbearable space hugs (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 24 January 2013 18:11 (eleven years ago) link
i wonder how hard it would be to pull an l. ron hubbard and create a phony, slightly absurd but uplifting meme just to see how wide it would spread
― brio, Thursday, 24 January 2013 18:27 (eleven years ago) link
― Eden Hazard otm (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 January 2013 18:28 (eleven years ago) link
welcome to the thread, brio
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 24 January 2013 18:32 (eleven years ago) link
something something (stars/sky/clouds) yadda yadda (you're more special than dumb people) something something (change the world) blah blah blah- Bob Marley
― brio, Thursday, 24 January 2013 18:34 (eleven years ago) link
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v165/noodle_vague/bob-marley-background_zps022ce70b.jpg
― Eden Hazard otm (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 January 2013 18:53 (eleven years ago) link
I hate that font almost as much as I hate comic sans
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 24 January 2013 18:55 (eleven years ago) link
i hate it more, comic sans hate is way too played out imho
― zero dark (s1ocki), Thursday, 24 January 2013 18:57 (eleven years ago) link
where do u come down on papyrus hate
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 24 January 2013 18:57 (eleven years ago) link
http://chutzpah.typepad.com/.a/6a00e55180ed5c88340120a520d9f7970c-800wi
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 24 January 2013 18:58 (eleven years ago) link
Berkeley might be the Papyrus capital of the universe.
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Thursday, 24 January 2013 18:58 (eleven years ago) link
xpost ty milo
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 24 January 2013 19:00 (eleven years ago) link
So much hate.
― kate78, Thursday, 24 January 2013 19:20 (eleven years ago) link
non-designers who complain about popular fonts are almost as bad as designers who do
― 1staethyr, Thursday, 24 January 2013 19:52 (eleven years ago) link
tbh those fonts are pretty god-damned ugly
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 24 January 2013 19:59 (eleven years ago) link
I save my hate for better things. I cannot tell you what they are atm, but I know them when I see them.
― Aimless, Thursday, 24 January 2013 20:02 (eleven years ago) link
I don't complain about popular fonts, I complain about shitty popular fonts.
― joygoat, Thursday, 24 January 2013 20:21 (eleven years ago) link
I complain about a metric buttload of minutiae, including fontsIt's part of my charm
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 24 January 2013 20:21 (eleven years ago) link
itt we complain about a metric buttload of minutiae (10,624,062 new answers)
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 24 January 2013 20:37 (eleven years ago) link
cf: the IA thread
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 24 January 2013 20:39 (eleven years ago) link
fonts r so boring what a weird thing for people to be interested in, like even in design theyre kinda boring, unless you make them which is kinda cool, also most people who are interested in them even a lot of designers dont really get what they're for
― lag∞n, Thursday, 24 January 2013 20:44 (eleven years ago) link
like trains who would find trains interesting
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 24 January 2013 20:45 (eleven years ago) link
sorry not trolling just the phrasing amused me I'll shut up now
― brio
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/bob-marley-02_zps6a249db9.jpg
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 24 January 2013 20:46 (eleven years ago) link
actual LRH quote there, run w/it
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 24 January 2013 20:47 (eleven years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, January 24, 2013 3:45 PM (52 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
just imagining this post in ~comic sans~
― lag∞n, Thursday, 24 January 2013 20:48 (eleven years ago) link
I think the issue with Papyrus or Comic Sans (which are commonly featured on crap that would be annoying even if it wasn't ugly, like invitations to new age spiritual record releases and managerial meetings with a happy-go-lucky spin!) is separate from like, serious font nerdery where you have four people gathered around a computer arguing for an hour about which font kerns better (or..whatever?) for the website, etc. Not disputing that the former often looks like the latter due to bohemians picking up some of the verbiage of graphic design and fancying themselves experts, but still.
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 24 January 2013 20:50 (eleven years ago) link
fonts r so boring what a weird thing for people to be interested in, like even in design theyre kinda boring
really getting a "some of the greatest artists ever are bland" vibe off of this
some of the greatest fonts ever are bland
― lag∞n, Thursday, 24 January 2013 20:52 (eleven years ago) link
it would've been cool to have been a font-designer in like 1550 trying to make type that best expresses the harmony of the divine or whatever
― the maybe of bâcon (clouds), Thursday, 24 January 2013 20:54 (eleven years ago) link
people should do that now!
― lag∞n, Thursday, 24 January 2013 20:55 (eleven years ago) link
imagine no more
http://i412.photobucket.com/albums/pp201/sharonjoy666/trains.jpg
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 24 January 2013 21:02 (eleven years ago) link
weren't like original fonts made by crazy ppl in the forest or desert just tripping off the shadows cast by trees or whatever casts shadows in the desert or something
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 24 January 2013 21:02 (eleven years ago) link
nah dude that's burning man
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 24 January 2013 21:05 (eleven years ago) link
blandness is a virtue, let's not go here again
― Eden Hazard otm (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 January 2013 21:05 (eleven years ago) link
"Blandness is a virtue" - Bob Marley
― Eden Hazard otm (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 January 2013 21:06 (eleven years ago) link
whats this font
http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4030/4379018541_9e5c593b49_z.jpg?zz=1
― the maybe of bâcon (clouds), Thursday, 24 January 2013 21:11 (eleven years ago) link
i don't but the guy on the right seems to be nobbing a telegraph pole
― Eden Hazard otm (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 January 2013 21:13 (eleven years ago) link
and he's not enjoying it
For some reason the character at the far right reminds me of Check out the sex-face on this tortoise. .
― Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Thursday, 24 January 2013 21:14 (eleven years ago) link
Haha xposts
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/305174_219832898154235_1619126260_n.jpg
― Mordy, Thursday, 24 January 2013 21:20 (eleven years ago) link
hold on always believe worth really care believe really worth should be
^^ secret message
Serial dumping for fun and profit
― Eden Hazard otm (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 January 2013 21:20 (eleven years ago) link
I figured out the secret message!!! it's "hold on always believe worth really care believe really worth should be"
XPOSTS!!!
― Influential Acid Jazz Pioneer (crüt), Thursday, 24 January 2013 21:21 (eleven years ago) link
there feels like a fine line between self-esteem and narcissistic entitlement
― Eden Hazard otm (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 January 2013 21:21 (eleven years ago) link
guys maybe the secret message is in the white font
― Eden Hazard otm (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 January 2013 21:22 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/555248_219634774840714_1638804955_n.jpg
― Mordy, Thursday, 24 January 2013 21:23 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/537796_219586061512252_723219756_n.jpg
http://www.purple-consultancy.com/File.ashx?path=Root/Images/L%27Oreal.jpg
― Eden Hazard otm (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 January 2013 21:24 (eleven years ago) link
is that a skunk? xp
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 24 January 2013 21:24 (eleven years ago) link
"Now I know to pay the power bill." xxpost
― Influential Acid Jazz Pioneer (crüt), Thursday, 24 January 2013 21:24 (eleven years ago) link
every scar tells a story, and that story is The Wind In the Willows
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 24 January 2013 21:26 (eleven years ago) link
i thought it was The Lion King
― why can't he just sing normally, unmannered and natural? (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 January 2013 21:26 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/DPTWte2.jpg
― joygoat, Thursday, 24 January 2013 21:37 (eleven years ago) link
© million feels
― mookieproof, Thursday, 24 January 2013 21:39 (eleven years ago) link
© Million Feelings
― for the relief of unbearable space hugs (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 24 January 2013 21:39 (eleven years ago) link
incidentally my appendectome scar looks like (:
― the maybe of bâcon (clouds), Thursday, 24 January 2013 21:42 (eleven years ago) link
My love is like (:My kiss is like (:My appendectomy scar is like (:
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 24 January 2013 21:51 (eleven years ago) link
i knew that word was misspelled
― the maybe of bâcon (clouds), Thursday, 24 January 2013 21:53 (eleven years ago) link
rly disappointed that you guys cant appreciate the wisdom of million q. feelings, jr.
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 24 January 2013 22:00 (eleven years ago) link
i dont get fonts guys
― © all the feelings + infinity (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 24 January 2013 22:06 (eleven years ago) link
fonts are just fancy letters
― bert yansh (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 24 January 2013 22:21 (eleven years ago) link
comic sans hating is the new "i'm scared of clowns," it's just not funny anymore tbh
― zero dark (s1ocki), Thursday, 24 January 2013 22:52 (eleven years ago) link
one of my coworkers has his email font set to comic sans, I think. just seems kind of gross.
― mh, Thursday, 24 January 2013 22:54 (eleven years ago) link
NOT FUNNY MH
― zero dark (s1ocki), Thursday, 24 January 2013 22:55 (eleven years ago) link
wait, what's going on? was I trying to be funny?
― mh, Thursday, 24 January 2013 22:56 (eleven years ago) link
s1ocki is capn save a comic sans
― mookieproof, Thursday, 24 January 2013 22:57 (eleven years ago) link
― Eden Hazard otm (Noodle Vague), Thursday, January 24, 2013 4:22 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
"someone will see what you are and treat you the way you treated"
creepy
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Thursday, 24 January 2013 22:58 (eleven years ago) link
some bacon loving robot zombie stalking s1ocki, hating on ugly fonts
― © all the feelings (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 24 January 2013 23:00 (eleven years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, January 24, 2013 4:02 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
lol ty
― lag∞n, Friday, 25 January 2013 00:07 (eleven years ago) link
Just give me something w a nice baseline and a rockin' descender.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 25 January 2013 00:11 (eleven years ago) link
lolling so hard at noodle vague's l'oreal ad
― besides Sunny Real Estate (dog latin), Friday, 25 January 2013 00:35 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/CzxPwGE.png
― frogbs, Friday, 25 January 2013 02:36 (eleven years ago) link
^first time i ever saw that quote was on a sign at occupy LA
― steaklife (donna rouge), Friday, 25 January 2013 02:37 (eleven years ago) link
(not attributed to jobs himself obv)
― steaklife (donna rouge), Friday, 25 January 2013 02:38 (eleven years ago) link
thats why i had to post this one
― frogbs, Friday, 25 January 2013 02:39 (eleven years ago) link
we have no steve. we have no bob. we have no johnnies.
― sleepingbag, Friday, 25 January 2013 02:39 (eleven years ago) link
http://images.tvrage.com/people_galleries/8/22320/72702.jpg
"fuck off and die." - bob marley
― scott seward, Friday, 25 January 2013 02:46 (eleven years ago) link
http://savoiaonline.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/rub-some-bacon-on-it-parody-song.jpg?w=640&h=392&crop=1
― 機電工程署署長luriqua在2016年和內特 - 銀的預測山體滑坡,這是我的理解 (Eisbaer), Friday, 25 January 2013 02:48 (eleven years ago) link
Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have no Jobs, no Cash and no Hope. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die!
^^^ spotted on board outside pub in Islington.
― ledge, Friday, 25 January 2013 09:14 (eleven years ago) link
Bring back Danbert!
― Mark G, Friday, 25 January 2013 09:20 (eleven years ago) link
Ten years ago Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope were all still alive. Now they're all dead.
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 25 January 2013 10:13 (eleven years ago) link
ok i'm posting that
― #guy #guy fieri #poop #hallway (zachlyon), Friday, 25 January 2013 10:32 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/37076_4448329771071_1669928651_n.jpg
― veryupsetmom (harbl), Friday, 25 January 2013 11:46 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/554327_4448330131080_1254178109_n.jpg
― veryupsetmom (harbl), Friday, 25 January 2013 11:47 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/5040_4448329451063_1134157103_n.jpg
That Cinderella one manages to be offensive in every possible way AND not funny in any possible way.
― besides Sunny Real Estate (dog latin), Friday, 25 January 2013 11:49 (eleven years ago) link
this latest streak by harbl is making my eyes go blurry
Yeah fuck "ghetto" families, amirite guys?
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 25 January 2013 12:00 (eleven years ago) link
that last one reminds me of this
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/cb/FennBoxingHelena.jpg/215px-FennBoxingHelena.jpg
― Neil S, Friday, 25 January 2013 12:02 (eleven years ago) link
i assumed that one was meant to be satirical, please reassure me that i'm not kidding myself
― a la recherche du tempbans perdu (NickB), Friday, 25 January 2013 12:04 (eleven years ago) link
As underdog fight movies go, sure beats the Rocky franchise.
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 25 January 2013 12:05 (eleven years ago) link
i don't think it's satirical
― veryupsetmom (harbl), Friday, 25 January 2013 12:06 (eleven years ago) link
this person most recently liked "Boyfriends who actually treat their girlfriends like princesses"
― veryupsetmom (harbl), Friday, 25 January 2013 12:08 (eleven years ago) link
i weep for humanity :(
― a la recherche du tempbans perdu (NickB), Friday, 25 January 2013 12:16 (eleven years ago) link
rip humans
.. a new one.
― Mark G, Friday, 25 January 2013 12:42 (eleven years ago) link
"Boyfriends who actually treat their girlfriends like princesses"
exhibiting symptoms of "nice guy syndrome," run for the hills
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Friday, 25 January 2013 15:45 (eleven years ago) link
I laughed at the Cinderella one.
― lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Friday, 25 January 2013 15:47 (eleven years ago) link
me too
― Mordy, Friday, 25 January 2013 15:48 (eleven years ago) link
it couldve been better phrased but the concept is sound
― lag∞n, Friday, 25 January 2013 15:51 (eleven years ago) link
who ran the racist "some ecard" user card through an instagram filter ffs
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Friday, 25 January 2013 15:52 (eleven years ago) link
― lag∞n, Friday, 25 January 2013 15:54 (eleven years ago) link
for that old-timey racist feel
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Friday, 25 January 2013 15:56 (eleven years ago) link
1. Create some e-card2. Import image file into iPhoto3. Order print4. Take Instagram photo of print5. Upload to Facebook
― carl agatha, Friday, 25 January 2013 15:56 (eleven years ago) link
6. Import Instagram image into iPhoto7. Order print8. Throw print in the river
― carl agatha, Friday, 25 January 2013 15:57 (eleven years ago) link
9. Throw self in river
― lag∞n, Friday, 25 January 2013 15:58 (eleven years ago) link
sure, instagram is great for seeing what my friends are up to but it also makes my racist jokes more bloggable
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Friday, 25 January 2013 15:59 (eleven years ago) link
or is it 'bloggible'
blobiggle
― carl agatha, Friday, 25 January 2013 16:00 (eleven years ago) link
blo-jibble
― mh, Friday, 25 January 2013 16:00 (eleven years ago) link
ghetto family
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Friday, 25 January 2013 16:01 (eleven years ago) link
I mean let's face it, if all the Disney heroines were nipping off a hidden water bottle of something stronger it would explain one hell of a lot, tbh.
― lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Friday, 25 January 2013 16:14 (eleven years ago) link
losing shoes is totally a level of drunkness
― lag∞n, Friday, 25 January 2013 16:23 (eleven years ago) link
level 7 iirc
― Mordy, Friday, 25 January 2013 16:24 (eleven years ago) link
just past incomprehensible angry drunk txts
― lag∞n, Friday, 25 January 2013 16:27 (eleven years ago) link
Here's that "ghetto family" pic, as per request:
http://onlyhdwallpapers.com/thumbnail/aircraft_military_bomber_planes_b1_lancer_desktop_1024x768_hd-wallpaper-815817.jpg
― Aimless, Friday, 25 January 2013 16:52 (eleven years ago) link
Fuck anybody who gets a steady paycheck and complains about it.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 25 January 2013 19:33 (eleven years ago) link
oooh where is that one that says "if you can afford spinning rims, Dr. Dre headphones, and $200 tennis shoes then you don't need FOOD STAMPS"
― frogbs, Friday, 25 January 2013 19:34 (eleven years ago) link
Let's leave this thread to the inspiration/new agey quotes and leave racist stuff for the other ones.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 25 January 2013 19:37 (eleven years ago) link
"fuck your measly tax dollars" would make a good bumper sticker
― clouds, Friday, 25 January 2013 20:00 (eleven years ago) link
you have measly tax there?
― a la recherche du tempbans perdu (NickB), Friday, 25 January 2013 20:14 (eleven years ago) link
measly tax will be a booming source of revenue amongst assholes who don't immunise their kids
― why can't he just sing normally, unmannered and natural? (Noodle Vague), Friday, 25 January 2013 20:38 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.flaminglips.com/media/cdn/o/301_13_01_24_135430.jpg
Think Wayne's been reading this thread and wants in..
― Mark G, Friday, 25 January 2013 21:42 (eleven years ago) link
Seems a bit harsh
― Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Friday, 25 January 2013 23:47 (eleven years ago) link
that font is giving me vertigo
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 26 January 2013 02:45 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/62346_4474692350119_268008095_n.jpg
― veryupsetmom (harbl), Saturday, 26 January 2013 21:47 (eleven years ago) link
Alanna Chasin, aka The Dog Buddha
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Saturday, 26 January 2013 21:48 (eleven years ago) link
haha ok https://www.facebook.com/TheDogBuddha
― lag∞n, Saturday, 26 January 2013 21:51 (eleven years ago) link
In a past life I was an all star sales rep for several telecommuncation companies. I made a Huge life change to become The Dog Buddha! I write a weekly blog too. And am a huge dog and pup advocate.
― lag∞n, Saturday, 26 January 2013 21:52 (eleven years ago) link
FOR ME TO POOP ON
― Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Saturday, 26 January 2013 21:54 (eleven years ago) link
I'm pretty sure dogs do know jealousy. Except their way of dealing with it is to kill the other dog and take the glorious spoils of war for themselves.
― emil.y, Saturday, 26 January 2013 22:00 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/484662_10151511030487985_176624302_n.jpg
― Mordy, Sunday, 27 January 2013 01:38 (eleven years ago) link
ppl are really mean about Taylor
LEAVE SWIFTIE ALONE
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 27 January 2013 01:51 (eleven years ago) link
swift bandwagon vets for truth
― mh, Sunday, 27 January 2013 02:07 (eleven years ago) link
― standard disclaimer applies (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 January 2013 02:09 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/14854_148040395350798_900143557_n.jpg
i love the pyramid genre.
― s.clover, Sunday, 27 January 2013 02:13 (eleven years ago) link
I didn't know Moby was Serbian
― mh, Sunday, 27 January 2013 02:13 (eleven years ago) link
course he's not, or he'd be called serby
― standard disclaimer applies (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 January 2013 02:16 (eleven years ago) link
i think this dude said it iirc
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-rQRmdzfdpZA/Td7jgYx0hxI/AAAAAAAAAMc/axvNNCdKjWE/s1600/Ratko_Mladic_Wanted.jpg
― s.clover, Sunday, 27 January 2013 02:21 (eleven years ago) link
Who is this guy and shouldn't it be "pick it" anyway
http://i.imgur.com/ECFd04zl.jpg
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Monday, 28 January 2013 16:02 (eleven years ago) link
ASHOLE
― more like bog satin (dog latin), Monday, 28 January 2013 16:04 (eleven years ago) link
he is Osho. he is a fun guy
― Hermann Hesher (Noodle Vague), Monday, 28 January 2013 16:04 (eleven years ago) link
looks like he lives in a nice place, gotta give him his dues
― more like bog satin (dog latin), Monday, 28 January 2013 16:05 (eleven years ago) link
well he's dead so
― Hermann Hesher (Noodle Vague), Monday, 28 January 2013 16:06 (eleven years ago) link
oh *that* guy. yeah. loadsa fun.
― ledge, Monday, 28 January 2013 16:11 (eleven years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5d/Osho_%28Bhagwan_Shree_Rajneesh%29_-_Mug_shot_Multnomah_County%2C_Oregon%2C_USA_1985.jpg
Does osho believe in re-incarnation
― b'hurt's tauntin' (darraghmac), Monday, 28 January 2013 16:14 (eleven years ago) link
Someone needs to re-do that Wayne Coyne one with Freddy Mercury and just have it read, "Why can't we give love, give love, give love, give love, give love, give love, give love, give love?"
― Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Monday, 28 January 2013 16:14 (eleven years ago) link
xp A nice place with no flowers. He learned that lesson the hard way.
― carl agatha, Monday, 28 January 2013 16:15 (eleven years ago) link
we'll probably hear more after he's tried to fuck a few flowers
― © all the feelings (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 28 January 2013 16:20 (eleven years ago) link
Osho had one of the most beautiful speaking voices I've ever heard which probly accounts for some of his success. That and telling people what they wanted to hear. But as a quasi-mystic who dropped some poetic lines he's my total fave.
― Hermann Hesher (Noodle Vague), Monday, 28 January 2013 16:37 (eleven years ago) link
I realise I have confused him in my thoughts with Maharishi Mahesh Yogi, apologies to Mahesh.
― ledge, Monday, 28 January 2013 16:38 (eleven years ago) link
There is some yogi advertising on the tube at the mo with the tagline
It's not about becoming Super HumanIts about realizing that being Human is Super
at which I had to tip my hat.
― ledge, Monday, 28 January 2013 16:42 (eleven years ago) link
Mr. Furious: Okay, am I the only one who finds these sayings just a little bit formulaic? "If you want to push something down, you have to pull it up. If you want to go left, you have to go right." It's... The Sphinx: Your temper is very quick, my friend. But until you learn to master your rage... Mr. Furious: ...your rage will become your master? That's what you were going to say. Right? Right? The Sphinx: Not necessarily.
― Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Monday, 28 January 2013 16:46 (eleven years ago) link
Ah yes. "When you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you will be able to head of your foes with a balanced attack!"
― ledge, Monday, 28 January 2013 16:47 (eleven years ago) link
*off
― ledge, Monday, 28 January 2013 16:48 (eleven years ago) link
It's not about the will to power, it's a bout the power to will...happiness.
― © all the feelings (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 28 January 2013 17:10 (eleven years ago) link
Osho rebranded as "Osho" after he'd totally ruined his earlier brand name of "Bagwhan Shree Rajneesh". Before that, he'd only used it as a sub-brand for special use when he wanted to project himself as extra cute and cuddly.
― Aimless, Monday, 28 January 2013 18:21 (eleven years ago) link
i know some ppl into osho — they're all idiots
― ramblin' evil mushroom (clouds), Monday, 28 January 2013 18:25 (eleven years ago) link
Bagwhan Shree Rajneesh: yet another cultural touchstone I only know through Bloom County
― Instagram Llewyn Davis (silby), Monday, 28 January 2013 18:34 (eleven years ago) link
A couple months ago friend casually mentioned that his mom was way into Osho when he was a kid and he had actually hung out at the compound a couple times like it was no big deal.
― joygoat, Monday, 28 January 2013 19:53 (eleven years ago) link
he runs a "multiversity"
― © all the feelings (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 28 January 2013 20:05 (eleven years ago) link
it is remarkable how similar the biographies of these post-buddhist/hindu charlatans like osho (kriyananda, ole nydahl, other assholes) are — always some kind of lawsuit that makes everyone involved seem icky, probable druggie past, gross misuse of power under the guise of "sexual liberation".
― ramblin' evil mushroom (clouds), Monday, 28 January 2013 22:16 (eleven years ago) link
seeing this totally made me think of this thread for some reason. i think bob marley might have uploaded this to youtube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSwL9deXNW8
― scott seward, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 02:12 (eleven years ago) link
xpost it is weird how nothing inappropriate ever seems to happen in established Judeo-Christian communities. makes u think.
― inste grammophon (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 30 January 2013 03:36 (eleven years ago) link
nah just fuck all power hierarchies religious or otherwise
― ramblin' evil mushroom (clouds), Wednesday, 30 January 2013 03:42 (eleven years ago) link
__________ shared 4chan's photo.
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/521740_466941206694469_18846016_n.jpg
― :C (crüt), Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:24 (eleven years ago) link
you know, that thing women do all the time where they stare at men's crotches
― :C (crüt), Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:25 (eleven years ago) link
i like that the guy is having a cigarette after touching the woman's breasts
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:27 (eleven years ago) link
he probably got cuffed for smoking at the police station
― frogbs, Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:27 (eleven years ago) link
meanwhile, if women smoke at a police station it's "cool"
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:28 (eleven years ago) link
Wow. Just... wow.
― emil.y, Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:29 (eleven years ago) link
it is so perverted, the way men beat women
― frogbs, Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:29 (eleven years ago) link
Woman murders man: "You go girl!!"Man murders woman: In jail for life and perverted
― frogbs, Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:30 (eleven years ago) link
Policeman is clearly french, would be more relaxed about all this perversion.
― ledge, Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:31 (eleven years ago) link
Man getting kicked in the crotch: 50000 BTU's of pain, and no morphine (perverted)Woman giving birth: Only 9000 BTU's, morphine, "natural"
― frogbs, Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:33 (eleven years ago) link
this has been itt for 15 minutes and no-one's done a "hey when did xkcd go colour" joke yet? hmm
― why they let the bodies hit the floor? (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:39 (eleven years ago) link
i was going to but I got breakfast instead
― frogbs, Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:43 (eleven years ago) link
black guy calls white guy a "cracker": socially acceptable
― frogbs, Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:44 (eleven years ago) link
dog humps my leg: it's "funny"and yet, if *I* were to perform a sex act on an animal, it's "dirty" and "perverted" and I deserve to be in jail
― frogbs, Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:50 (eleven years ago) link
hard to argue with that last part
― mh, Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:50 (eleven years ago) link
this was an instant defriend btw
― :C (crüt), Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:52 (eleven years ago) link
did u leave a parting shot
― zero dark (s1ocki), Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:53 (eleven years ago) link
9mm
― Hermann Hesher (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:54 (eleven years ago) link
frogbs killing it imo
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Thursday, 31 January 2013 15:23 (eleven years ago) link
4chan dude worried people think he's perverted for some reason
― © all the feelings (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 31 January 2013 16:03 (eleven years ago) link
Women discover an aeroplane black box, "Help me"
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 31 January 2013 16:44 (eleven years ago) link
So, if Women suddenly kiss and hit men, they are romantic and brave?
― Mark G, Thursday, 31 January 2013 16:58 (eleven years ago) link
That's right. *smack* *whack*
― emil.y, Thursday, 31 January 2013 17:30 (eleven years ago) link
kissing sneak-attacks from ladies
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 31 January 2013 17:33 (eleven years ago) link
She kissed me and it felt like a hit
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Thursday, 31 January 2013 17:35 (eleven years ago) link
who are these people who have enough data to establish norms on walking into the wrong bathroom
― © all the feelings (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 31 January 2013 17:37 (eleven years ago) link
in my drinking days I used to go into the men's bathroom on purpose because there was never a line and I could puke without anyone noticing
#themoreyouknow
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 31 January 2013 17:41 (eleven years ago) link
some 4chan guy in the hall checking off the "accident" box
― © all the feelings (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 31 January 2013 17:47 (eleven years ago) link
i bet the author is the kind-of guy who hides behind potted plants in women's restrooms to "sneak a peak", if you get my drift.
― Spectrum, Thursday, 31 January 2013 17:50 (eleven years ago) link
he has one of those traffic clickers
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 31 January 2013 17:51 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/538988_10151404843804312_561154809_n.png
― Z S, Thursday, 31 January 2013 17:51 (eleven years ago) link
Women hide behind potted plants in men's restrooms to "sneak a peek", it's a harmless prank...
― ledge, Thursday, 31 January 2013 17:52 (eleven years ago) link
he's a pastor, so when he tithes he's most likely giving to his own church, which he runs
what a massive asshole
― Z S, Thursday, 31 January 2013 17:52 (eleven years ago) link
'Perverted' isn't first the word I'd use for a man who hits a woman, but the way stick-guy is leaning one foot on his vanquished foe as she cowers does kind of send it in that direction.
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 31 January 2013 17:54 (eleven years ago) link
Women are quirky if they stiff a waiter with some piece of shit 'joke'. Men are massive assholes.
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 31 January 2013 17:57 (eleven years ago) link
xxxpost
what a raging piece of shit
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 31 January 2013 17:59 (eleven years ago) link
let God bring you your blooming onion, then.
― moin moin hummel hummel (doo dah), Thursday, 31 January 2013 18:43 (eleven years ago) link
tbf it probably makes sense that he stopped giving 18% of everything he earned to this one waitress
― © all the feelings (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 31 January 2013 18:58 (eleven years ago) link
To hell with this guy.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 31 January 2013 19:01 (eleven years ago) link
If that's real, that is. It's hard to imagine someone would be such a huge asshole.
Then again, having worked in the service industry, it really isn't.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 31 January 2013 19:03 (eleven years ago) link
tipping
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 31 January 2013 19:05 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/Ow3wnz5.jpg
― abanana, Thursday, 31 January 2013 19:18 (eleven years ago) link
I would if I hadn't stopped thinking about Friends, what, 20 fucking years ago
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 31 January 2013 19:26 (eleven years ago) link
my back hurts. that makes me feel old.
What was the context of the tipping picture? Was the person who posted it approving of it or pointing out what an asshole that guy was?
― Moodles, Thursday, 31 January 2013 19:29 (eleven years ago) link
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 31 January 2013 19:37 (eleven years ago) link
Women post something in an off-topic thread: cute, quirky, 'oh! Help me use computer!'Men post something in an off-topic thread: sick, 'perverted,' beatings from Thread Police
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 31 January 2013 19:54 (eleven years ago) link
I assumed that non-tipper was a woman because of the handwriting!
― :C (crüt), Thursday, 31 January 2013 19:56 (eleven years ago) link
women grabbing crotches
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 31 January 2013 20:02 (eleven years ago) link
"doing work"
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 31 January 2013 20:04 (eleven years ago) link
I got news for iradio. I can feel old all on my own. And it isn't some 'sudden' thing. And when Lucille Ball croaked ages ago, I felt nothing. Nothing.
― Aimless, Thursday, 31 January 2013 20:07 (eleven years ago) link
wait, there were five years during friends where phoebe had triplets? i don't remember any of this. *olllllld*
― #guy #guy fieri #poop #hallway (zachlyon), Thursday, 31 January 2013 20:48 (eleven years ago) link
seriously anyone who stayed with Friends to the point where they were having kids deserves to feel old because it sucked
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 31 January 2013 20:52 (eleven years ago) link
Huckleberry Finn would be 146 this year.Tristram Shandy would be 295.Emma and Charles Bovary would be 199.
Take a moment - let it sink in.Bet you suddenly feel very old.
― Øystein, Thursday, 31 January 2013 20:54 (eleven years ago) link
jesus would be 2013 today...let it sink in
― iatee, Thursday, 31 January 2013 20:54 (eleven years ago) link
Assuming they were in their "Revolver" phase, the Beets would have been broken up for 16 years.
― frogbs, Thursday, 31 January 2013 20:57 (eleven years ago) link
Proper response to imaginary Friends' imaginary kids thing, "oh, they grow up so fast!"
― Aimless, Thursday, 31 January 2013 20:58 (eleven years ago) link
how old would scrappy-doo be now
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 31 January 2013 21:02 (eleven years ago) link
Elaine probably would have ran out of sponges 12 years ago
― frogbs, Thursday, 31 January 2013 21:15 (eleven years ago) link
I have never seen an episode of Friends.
― Women, Fire, and Dangerous Zings (silby), Thursday, 31 January 2013 21:16 (eleven years ago) link
Also it's just now occurring to me what an asinine name for a show that is.
― Women, Fire, and Dangerous Zings (silby), Thursday, 31 January 2013 21:17 (eleven years ago) link
It's like they wanted to call it "Heterosexuals" but thought it had too many syllables.
i'm so old i don't know who ben and emma are
― mookieproof, Thursday, 31 January 2013 21:18 (eleven years ago) link
Bart Simpson should be 33 years old now, lol
― frogbs, Thursday, 31 January 2013 21:19 (eleven years ago) link
right?
maybe Ben was one of the ducks
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 31 January 2013 21:19 (eleven years ago) link
eventually we'll all be harassing our kids with facebook macros from the old folks home
― © all the feelings (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 31 January 2013 21:28 (eleven years ago) link
"what, you can't pick up the phone and give your mother a call?"- Bob Marley
― © all the feelings (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 31 January 2013 21:29 (eleven years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 31 January 2013 21:33 (eleven years ago) link
― frogbs, Thursday, January 31, 2013 3:15 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I keep feeling old and confused because those have been back on the market, then back off, and I think back on since the show aired.
― mh, Thursday, 31 January 2013 21:36 (eleven years ago) link
They're back on.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 31 January 2013 21:39 (eleven years ago) link
Well.
http://consumerist.com/2013/01/31/waitress-who-posted-no-tip-receipt-from-pastor-customer-fired-from-job/
― carl agatha, Thursday, 31 January 2013 21:42 (eleven years ago) link
we're talking about that on the tipping thread
― mh, Thursday, 31 January 2013 21:50 (eleven years ago) link
Ah. Carry on then!
― carl agatha, Thursday, 31 January 2013 21:53 (eleven years ago) link
that woman's "church" sounds like a drug front
― ramblin' evil mushroom (clouds), Friday, 1 February 2013 00:54 (eleven years ago) link
and why is that
― mookieproof, Friday, 1 February 2013 01:05 (eleven years ago) link
a 15-member church in a storefront?
― ramblin' evil mushroom (clouds), Friday, 1 February 2013 12:10 (eleven years ago) link
that's not that uncommon, dude
― © all the feelings (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 1 February 2013 15:00 (eleven years ago) link
I think half of a dead shopping mall I know of was churches or rehearsal spaces or w/e until they decided to finally kill it
― mh, Friday, 1 February 2013 15:37 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/155029_560052590672101_460219377_n.jpg
"Alright, alright, you're forgiven. Now will you fuck off?"
― dog latin, Friday, 1 February 2013 16:06 (eleven years ago) link
in south minneapolis where i live there's like 100 storefront chruches like Missionary Christ The Redeemer Warrior Evangelical Church Of the Holy Spirit type places with like handmade signs and stuff. I don't think they are fronts for anything, just some dude or dudette calls themselves a preacher and starts preaching
― downton arby (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 1 February 2013 16:07 (eleven years ago) link
or now actually lots of times there are a lot of them taking over actual churches that were aging presbyterian or lutheran churches that closed
― downton arby (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 1 February 2013 16:08 (eleven years ago) link
yeah there's a little storefront church on my block between a bar and a laundromat
― © all the feelings (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 1 February 2013 16:11 (eleven years ago) link
my neighborhood is storefront church central. i kinda like it.
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 1 February 2013 16:32 (eleven years ago) link
It's common in the evangelical traditions for people to break off from the church they attend and start their own. My favorite IT guy at my old job started his own church.* I think it was out of his house, but he was relatively new to the pastoring gig and seemed to be pretty successful so maybe he'll have a storefront or similar one day.
*We mostly talked about Star Trek.
― carl agatha, Friday, 1 February 2013 16:36 (eleven years ago) link
the only reason i was snarky upthread is because she was saying she "gives got 10%" and obviously a start-up church isn't going to have much accountability in terms of the finances compared to a mainstream denomination where there is a church board and an office manager and the pastor is assigned from the national organization and paid a set salary etc
― downton arby (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 1 February 2013 16:41 (eleven years ago) link
i would attend a church headed by thestartrekman xp
― ramblin' evil mushroom (clouds), Friday, 1 February 2013 16:43 (eleven years ago) link
I wouldn't recommend it. He's a great IT guy (at least compared to the other bozos that worked there) and fun to talk to about science fiction, but I've accidentally veered into theological territory with him and he quickly loses his charm when the conversation takes that turn.
― carl agatha, Friday, 1 February 2013 16:46 (eleven years ago) link
I'm just wondering where this server came from if the money they get doesn't count as God's. Doesn't that mean when God created everything, this server is something he had no part in creating, thus there must be a rival deity creating people outside of God's jurisdiction and thereby barging in on God's potential profits. It does make her more sympathetic: clearly she believes in a polytheistic cosmology and the God she donates money to is every day losing out to random people, clearly this God is lacking in power/authority and needs all the cash it can get.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 1 February 2013 16:48 (eleven years ago) link
the rend unto caesar what is his because it all ends up in the same place theory of tithing
― © all the feelings (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 1 February 2013 17:01 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/5509_531329090234910_1679236567_n.jpg
― #guy #guy fieri #poop #hallway (zachlyon), Friday, 1 February 2013 19:27 (eleven years ago) link
"we do the opposite of what america does -- the opposite of what america does."
― #guy #guy fieri #poop #hallway (zachlyon), Friday, 1 February 2013 19:29 (eleven years ago) link
banksters
― zero dark (s1ocki), Friday, 1 February 2013 19:45 (eleven years ago) link
combination of banker and hipster?
― Moodles, Friday, 1 February 2013 19:50 (eleven years ago) link
In Iceland, we arrest all the bankers with the ironic moustaches, also Bjork.
― Moodles, Friday, 1 February 2013 19:52 (eleven years ago) link
quickmeme.com
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 1 February 2013 19:53 (eleven years ago) link
I and I bail out the people and jail the banksters - Bob Marley
― :C (crüt), Friday, 1 February 2013 19:53 (eleven years ago) link
image even more lol after the radio segment I heard this morning explaining how Iceland's government paid all the Icelandic people who lost money when a large bank collapsed, but all foreign investors were SOL
― mh, Friday, 1 February 2013 20:04 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah, but they have to like your name before you get it.
― Mark G, Friday, 1 February 2013 20:35 (eleven years ago) link
i posted another motivational picture on facebook just now.
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/555204_10152047386397137_1141144951_n.jpg
― scott seward, Friday, 1 February 2013 21:33 (eleven years ago) link
- Junior Bob Marley
― Hermann Hesher (Noodle Vague), Friday, 1 February 2013 21:47 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/398358_213021182163910_1043037348_n.jpg
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 1 February 2013 23:25 (eleven years ago) link
― ramblin' evil mushroom (clouds), Friday, 1 February 2013 23:30 (eleven years ago) link
OW
― steaklife (donna rouge), Friday, 1 February 2013 23:31 (eleven years ago) link
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Huu2pO1vkbo/SdI6IUWmzlI/AAAAAAAAA7s/gphjybUXo60/s400/slinkies.jpg
― Iain Mew (if), Saturday, 2 February 2013 00:13 (eleven years ago) link
KEEP CALM YOUR HAVING A MIGRAINE
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 2 February 2013 01:23 (eleven years ago) link
"fun to talk to about science fiction, but I've accidentally veered into theological territory with him and he quickly loses his charm when the conversation takes that turn."
http://www.memefive.com/memes/jehmz6w.jpg
― Philip Nunez, Saturday, 2 February 2013 01:29 (eleven years ago) link
http://cdn.pophangover.com/images/picdump-1028-38.jpg
WHO THE FUCK DOES JOHNNY DEPP KEEP TELLING THESE THINGS TO
― #guy #guy fieri #poop #hallway (zachlyon), Saturday, 2 February 2013 08:25 (eleven years ago) link
BOB MARLEY
― Mark G, Saturday, 2 February 2013 08:59 (eleven years ago) link
ok ok sorry
― #guy #guy fieri #poop #hallway (zachlyon), Saturday, 2 February 2013 09:17 (eleven years ago) link
hope this makes up for it
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7me2c6ZAt1r8stj5o1_500.jpg
― #guy #guy fieri #poop #hallway (zachlyon), Saturday, 2 February 2013 09:18 (eleven years ago) link
jesus christ i can't
― Hermann Hesher (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 2 February 2013 09:49 (eleven years ago) link
See that bitch right there?
The one you just called fat?She has an eating disorder and she looks better than ever.The one you just called ugly?She spends tons of time and money trying to conform to society's ideal of female beauty.
There's a lot more to bitches than you think. Also, let's go trip some people!
― Women, Fire, and Dangerous Zings (silby), Saturday, 2 February 2013 09:57 (eleven years ago) link
See that weird bug?YOUR MOTHER'S DEAD
― #guy #guy fieri #poop #hallway (zachlyon), Saturday, 2 February 2013 10:05 (eleven years ago) link
Kinda think that should be printed out with one or two words per page and released as a companion volume to David F Wallace's "This is Water"
Maybe throw in George Saunders' essay "A Thought Experiment" while you're at it:"You would not blame a banana for being the banana that it is. You would not expect it to have autocorrected its bent stem or willed itself into a brighter shade of yellow. Why is it, then, so natural for us to blame a person for being the person she is, to expect her to autocorrect her shirllness, say, or to will herself into a perkier, more efficient person?"
― Øystein, Saturday, 2 February 2013 14:17 (eleven years ago) link
In the future everyone is famous for giving a 15 minute motivational speaking presentation.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 2 February 2013 16:43 (eleven years ago) link
Some day we'll get a TED offshoot that's all actors playing writers holding commencement speeches, lectures, being interviewed etc.Like that thing where Christopher Plummer plays Nabokov lecturing on Kafka's The Transformation.
First episode: Tim Roth IS Rilke writing his letters to a young poet.
― Øystein, Saturday, 2 February 2013 16:52 (eleven years ago) link
wd totally put a banana under heavy manners if it displeased me fyi
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 2 February 2013 17:40 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/eKnN40a.jpg
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Sunday, 3 February 2013 19:35 (eleven years ago) link
Dad
― #guy #guy fieri #poop #hallway (zachlyon), Sunday, 3 February 2013 19:48 (eleven years ago) link
lonely offspring thinking baout daddy
― Aimless, Sunday, 3 February 2013 19:50 (eleven years ago) link
and u fags better shut up btw wtf u may be fathers "in the eyes of the law" but u aint Dads.. and remember u r breaking gods heart </3
― Øystein, Sunday, 3 February 2013 19:53 (eleven years ago) link
haha i sense someone wants to SMASH THE PATRIARCHY
― administrator galina (Matt P), Sunday, 3 February 2013 19:54 (eleven years ago) link
You only have one Gay Dad
― Moodles, Sunday, 3 February 2013 19:55 (eleven years ago) link
a+
― administrator galina (Matt P), Sunday, 3 February 2013 19:55 (eleven years ago) link
Actually you might have two.
― nickn, Sunday, 3 February 2013 20:11 (eleven years ago) link
two dads are better than one
― groundhog-enorme-toute-grosse-253x300.jpg (clouds), Sunday, 3 February 2013 20:40 (eleven years ago) link
I tried hard to have a Dad/But instead I had a father
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 3 February 2013 20:44 (eleven years ago) link
So if your dad is alive or if he is deceased you are supposed to post that. That includes almost everyone!
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 4 February 2013 18:03 (eleven years ago) link
99% of you Dadless scum won't repost this
― frogbs, Monday, 4 February 2013 18:06 (eleven years ago) link
plz understand that by reposting you shall apotheosize your father from mere fatherhood to dadiety. that's why 99% will shamefacedly skulk off and ignore this clarion call. bcz his dad can beat up your father.
― Aimless, Monday, 4 February 2013 19:39 (eleven years ago) link
ironically, iceland turns out to not be as good as they say at jailing banksters:
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/02/03/world/europe/iceland-prosecutor-of-bankers-sees-meager-returns.html?pagewanted=1&_r=0
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Monday, 4 February 2013 19:48 (eleven years ago) link
I hate the word, banksters, so much.
― © all the feelings (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 4 February 2013 19:53 (eleven years ago) link
^^^ almost as bad as, and often used in by same people as, sheeple
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Monday, 4 February 2013 19:54 (eleven years ago) link
*turns away from castle walls towards torch-wielding neighbor, stabs in the neck with pitchfork*
― © all the feelings (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 4 February 2013 20:10 (eleven years ago) link
congresscritters
― mh, Monday, 4 February 2013 20:18 (eleven years ago) link
rethuglicans
― © all the feelings (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 4 February 2013 20:22 (eleven years ago) link
pundnebb
― :C (crüt), Monday, 4 February 2013 20:24 (eleven years ago) link
wanna meet that dad
― sleepingbag, Monday, 4 February 2013 20:27 (eleven years ago) link
whats he like??
― frogbs, Monday, 4 February 2013 20:30 (eleven years ago) link
his face is suffused with golden light
― Aimless, Monday, 4 February 2013 20:35 (eleven years ago) link
smells like meat
― i have a history of enabling your mother. (Eisbaer), Monday, 4 February 2013 20:37 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/163336_443341945736439_910957650_n.jpg
― Neil S, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 18:26 (eleven years ago) link
CAUTION
wouldn't fat people be worth more anyway
― iatee, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 18:27 (eleven years ago) link
― mbvgz (how's life), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 18:29 (eleven years ago) link
okay some of those upside down tiles are MAKING ME CRAZY
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 18:30 (eleven years ago) link
wilful upside-down-ness
― Neil S, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 18:31 (eleven years ago) link
I don't trust scrabble tiles with point markings to tell me I can't be appraised
― :C (crüt), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 18:32 (eleven years ago) link
this does not have the capacity to measure your worth but if this was laid out on a scabble board with some strategically placed triple word scores I'D SMOKE YOUR ASS AHAHAHA I BEAT YOU
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 18:33 (eleven years ago) link
http://brightstrangethings.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/johnnydepp_attribution.jpg?w=652
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 18:37 (eleven years ago) link
And who can say where the road goes? Where the day flows? Only time.
― :C (crüt), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 18:38 (eleven years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8md0aIku61ruhtb7o1_1280.jpg
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 18:41 (eleven years ago) link
finally a Facebook macro we can all get behind
― Neil S, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 18:44 (eleven years ago) link
Cautionary Scrabble arrangements really are a great parenting technique.
― jim, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 18:46 (eleven years ago) link
Are there a lot of people out there looking for life lessons from Captain Jack Sparrow?
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 19:35 (eleven years ago) link
Captain Jack Scrabble Arrangement, now then you'd have something.
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 20:43 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/563719_557611624249820_1926023677_n.jpg"Image via Real Truth Now"
Had to look him up: "John Michael Green is an American author of young adult fiction and a YouTube vlogger and educator."
― DavidM, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 10:13 (eleven years ago) link
sorry for huge:
http://sphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/531811_10151427048800155_2096892222_n.jpg
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 10:20 (eleven years ago) link
Not caring about offending people is that how stephen fry got his nose broke
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 10:25 (eleven years ago) link
lol DavidM john green is sort of a massive celebrity at this point, even before his internet thing he was one of the biggest current YA authors
every time stephen fry says something i want to stab his eyes out, but i'm glad they put that quote over a picture of him looking offended/possibly crying
― Alice 2 Chainz - "I Luv Dem Bones" (zachlyon), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 10:26 (eleven years ago) link
I can't stand that Stephen Fry quote. If it really is a quote from him, it sounds incredibly misjudged.
― dog latin, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 10:26 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/eKnN40a.jpg― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Sunday, February 3, 2013 8:35 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Sunday, February 3, 2013 8:35 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
#nodads
― ey, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 11:28 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151263334704422&set=a.57138104421.71649.536584421&type=1&theater
Topical (here in the UK) and at the same time vomit-inducing in more ways than one:
http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/522060_286360998156779_1035678484_n.jpg
― Neil S, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 11:49 (eleven years ago) link
Having SEX with EVERYONE
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 12:05 (eleven years ago) link
Lucky its only americans who do dumb marriage stuff huh
also wd like to hear more about charlie sheen's pron family
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 12:08 (eleven years ago) link
that's really hard to read. what is it saying?
― dog latin, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 12:09 (eleven years ago) link
People are still having sex
― Jaap and roids (NickB), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 12:17 (eleven years ago) link
Hollywood marriages are a sham, therefore gay marriages for all
― Neil S, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 12:18 (eleven years ago) link
because people who are against gay marriage are strong approvers of tabloid-style celebrity escapades
― mh, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 15:28 (eleven years ago) link
http://stonerschematics.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/marley-cupcakes.jpg
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 15:39 (eleven years ago) link
i hope those are special cupcakes
― Mordy, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 15:40 (eleven years ago) link
things that should not rule but kind of do
― dog latin, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 15:42 (eleven years ago) link
do they spell out "Happy Birthday Satan"?
- Bob- Marlay
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 15:43 (eleven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/bobmackowycz/status/299183321135607808
― zero dark (s1ocki), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 15:57 (eleven years ago) link
john green obviously has a vested interest in 13 year olds having basic literacy skills
― iatee, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 15:59 (eleven years ago) link
no rasta. no birthday. cry, woman. - bob marley
― © all the feelings (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 16:52 (eleven years ago) link
HAPPY BIRTH DOG
― Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 16:54 (eleven years ago) link
Sorry 4 tl;dr
When an old man died in the geriatric ward of a nursing home in an Australian country town, it was believed that he had nothing left of any value.Later, when the nurses were going through his meagre possessions, They found this poem. Its quality and content so impressed the staff that copies were made and distributed to every nurse in the hospital.One nurse took her copy to Melbourne. The old man's sole bequest to posterity has since appeared in the Christmas editions of magazines around the country and appearing in mags for Mental Health. A slide presentation has also been made based on his simple, but eloquent, poem.And this old man, with nothing left to give to the world, is now the author of this 'anonymous' poem winging across the Internet.Cranky Old ManWhat do you see nurses? . . .. . .What do you see?What are you thinking .. . when you're looking at me?A cranky old man, . . . . . .not very wise,Uncertain of habit .. . . . . . . .. with faraway eyes?Who dribbles his food .. . ... . . and makes no reply.When you say in a loud voice . .'I do wish you'd try!'Who seems not to notice . . .the things that you do.And forever is losing . . . . . .. . . A sock or shoe?Who, resisting or not . . . ... lets you do as you will,With bathing and feeding . . . .The long day to fill?Is that what you're thinking?. .Is that what you see?Then open your eyes, nurse .you're not looking at me.I'll tell you who I am . . . . .. As I sit here so still,As I do at your bidding, .. . . . as I eat at your will.I'm a small child of Ten . .with a father and mother,Brothers and sisters .. . . .. . who love one anotherA young boy of Sixteen . . . .. with wings on his feetDreaming that soon now . . .. . . a lover he'll meet.A groom soon at Twenty . . . ..my heart gives a leap.Remembering, the vows .. .. .that I promised to keep.At Twenty-Five, now . . . . .I have young of my own.Who need me to guide . . . And a secure happy home.A man of Thirty . .. . . . . My young now grown fast,Bound to each other . . .. With ties that should last.At Forty, my young sons .. .have grown and are gone,But my woman is beside me . . to see I don't mourn.At Fifty, once more, .. ...Babies play 'round my knee,Again, we know children . . . . My loved one and me.Dark days are upon me . . . . My wife is now dead.I look at the future ... . . . . I shudder with dread.For my young are all rearing .. . . young of their own.And I think of the years . . . And the love that I've known.I'm now an old man . . . . . . .. and nature is cruel.It's jest to make old age . . . . . . . look like a fool.The body, it crumbles .. .. . grace and vigour, depart.There is now a stone . . . where I once had a heart.But inside this old carcass . A young man still dwells,And now and again . . . . . my battered heart swellsI remember the joys . . . . .. . I remember the pain.And I'm loving and living . . . . . . . life over again.I think of the years, all too few . . .. gone too fast.And accept the stark fact . . . that nothing can last.So open your eyes, people .. . . . .. . . open and see.Not a cranky old man .Look closer . . . . see .. .. . .. .... . ME!!Remember this poem when you next meet an older person who you might brush aside without looking at the young soul within. We will all, one day, be there, too! And if you liked this post , PLEASE LIKE THIS PAGE and continue to be inspired with sayings that lift us and jokes to laugh at. Much love to you all
One nurse took her copy to Melbourne. The old man's sole bequest to posterity has since appeared in the Christmas editions of magazines around the country and appearing in mags for Mental Health. A slide presentation has also been made based on his simple, but eloquent, poem.
And this old man, with nothing left to give to the world, is now the author of this 'anonymous' poem winging across the Internet.
Cranky Old Man
What do you see nurses? . . .. . .What do you see?What are you thinking .. . when you're looking at me?A cranky old man, . . . . . .not very wise,Uncertain of habit .. . . . . . . .. with faraway eyes?Who dribbles his food .. . ... . . and makes no reply.When you say in a loud voice . .'I do wish you'd try!'Who seems not to notice . . .the things that you do.And forever is losing . . . . . .. . . A sock or shoe?Who, resisting or not . . . ... lets you do as you will,With bathing and feeding . . . .The long day to fill?Is that what you're thinking?. .Is that what you see?Then open your eyes, nurse .you're not looking at me.I'll tell you who I am . . . . .. As I sit here so still,As I do at your bidding, .. . . . as I eat at your will.I'm a small child of Ten . .with a father and mother,Brothers and sisters .. . . .. . who love one anotherA young boy of Sixteen . . . .. with wings on his feetDreaming that soon now . . .. . . a lover he'll meet.A groom soon at Twenty . . . ..my heart gives a leap.Remembering, the vows .. .. .that I promised to keep.At Twenty-Five, now . . . . .I have young of my own.Who need me to guide . . . And a secure happy home.A man of Thirty . .. . . . . My young now grown fast,Bound to each other . . .. With ties that should last.At Forty, my young sons .. .have grown and are gone,But my woman is beside me . . to see I don't mourn.At Fifty, once more, .. ...Babies play 'round my knee,Again, we know children . . . . My loved one and me.Dark days are upon me . . . . My wife is now dead.I look at the future ... . . . . I shudder with dread.For my young are all rearing .. . . young of their own.And I think of the years . . . And the love that I've known.I'm now an old man . . . . . . .. and nature is cruel.It's jest to make old age . . . . . . . look like a fool.The body, it crumbles .. .. . grace and vigour, depart.There is now a stone . . . where I once had a heart.But inside this old carcass . A young man still dwells,And now and again . . . . . my battered heart swellsI remember the joys . . . . .. . I remember the pain.And I'm loving and living . . . . . . . life over again.I think of the years, all too few . . .. gone too fast.And accept the stark fact . . . that nothing can last.So open your eyes, people .. . . . .. . . open and see.Not a cranky old man .Look closer . . . . see .. .. . .. .... . ME!!
Remember this poem when you next meet an older person who you might brush aside without looking at the young soul within. We will all, one day, be there, too! And if you liked this post , PLEASE LIKE THIS PAGE and continue to be inspired with sayings that lift us and jokes to laugh at. Much love to you all
― Neil S, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 20:30 (eleven years ago) link
So, some nurses nicked this guy's poem and it so touched them, they made a point of forgetting his name immediately.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 20:32 (eleven years ago) link
his name was clearly Mr Cranky Old Man, or Cranky for short.
― Neil S, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 20:36 (eleven years ago) link
after a full lifetime of experiences you'd think he could write a better poem
― Mordy, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 22:20 (eleven years ago) link
cranky old mordy
― zero dark (s1ocki), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 22:31 (eleven years ago) link
my friend's little brother posts five or six of these things about how great weed is every day
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/223499_604610842887366_221193375_n.jpg
― ehkarl, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 22:57 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/603094_482778761759975_1248211162_n.jpg
― ehkarl, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 23:10 (eleven years ago) link
Weed culture is the worst culture.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 7 February 2013 00:20 (eleven years ago) link
Dealing with other people who smoked weed was what led me to stop smoking weed.
― ILM is kinda sucking these dongs (boning and meta ignore nsfw) (how's life), Thursday, 7 February 2013 00:25 (eleven years ago) link
is it bob marley's birthday today? some posts i've seen suggest that but i bet he has like 22 birthdays a year on facebook
― downton arby (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 7 February 2013 00:26 (eleven years ago) link
its also the day marty mcfly traveled forward in time to
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 7 February 2013 00:27 (eleven years ago) link
I thought it was April 20th.
― ILM is kinda sucking these dongs (boning and meta ignore nsfw) (how's life), Thursday, 7 February 2013 00:30 (eleven years ago) link
i hold this is true, but they didn't make a movie about that trip, where all he did was buy some cheap cigs to sell in 2050.
― Aimless, Thursday, 7 February 2013 00:32 (eleven years ago) link
One April 20th I was on the bus & I saw a girl tell a stranger in a Bob Marley tee-shirt to "have a nice holiday."
― emilys., Thursday, 7 February 2013 03:19 (eleven years ago) link
^should maybe go on the innocuous things that make you irrationally embarrassed thread
― emilys., Thursday, 7 February 2013 03:20 (eleven years ago) link
― zero dark (s1ocki), Thursday, 7 February 2013 03:37 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/RFLgr3g.jpg
― 乒乓, Thursday, 7 February 2013 12:37 (eleven years ago) link
Good example of a Brain Study.
― Neil S, Thursday, 7 February 2013 12:41 (eleven years ago) link
history is written by the 1337 h4x0r5
― Alice 2 Chainz - "I Luv Dem Bones" (zachlyon), Thursday, 7 February 2013 12:48 (eleven years ago) link
-8ob M4r13y
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 7 February 2013 13:04 (eleven years ago) link
― Neil S, Thursday, 7 February 2013 13:18 (eleven years ago) link
5318008
^ use ctrl + alt + down arrow to read
― Jaap and roids (NickB), Thursday, 7 February 2013 13:20 (eleven years ago) link
mind blown
― ledge, Thursday, 7 February 2013 13:23 (eleven years ago) link
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 7 February 2013 00:20 (13 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
one of the worst, maybe
― ima go (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 7 February 2013 13:23 (eleven years ago) link
¿spɹɐʍdn ʞɔɐq ʇəƃ ı op ʍoɥ
― Mark G, Thursday, 7 February 2013 13:26 (eleven years ago) link
5317006 618
― Jaap and roids (NickB), Thursday, 7 February 2013 13:40 (eleven years ago) link
if you can read this, you probably owned a pocket calculator when you were 12.
― Neil S, Thursday, 7 February 2013 13:44 (eleven years ago) link
be proud, only certain people can read this
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 7 February 2013 14:42 (eleven years ago) link
58008
Tee hee
― downton arby (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 7 February 2013 14:43 (eleven years ago) link
You're all going to 7734 for that.
― Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Thursday, 7 February 2013 14:46 (eleven years ago) link
If you can read this, your brain is swole.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 7 February 2013 14:53 (eleven years ago) link
Would like one of these with Mark Ruffalo looking sensitive and"For everything to be consummated,for me to feel less alone, I had only to wish that there be alarge crowd of spectators the day of my execution and that they greet me with cries of hate."
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 7 February 2013 15:13 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/481636_10151312548851909_56594170_n.png
― Brad C., Thursday, 7 February 2013 15:17 (eleven years ago) link
want t-shirt w/that.
― Mark G, Thursday, 7 February 2013 15:23 (eleven years ago) link
painted on the side of a van iirc
― Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Thursday, 7 February 2013 15:28 (eleven years ago) link
I can't read the brain study, what does it say?
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 7 February 2013 17:17 (eleven years ago) link
U r stoopid
― Neil S, Thursday, 7 February 2013 18:06 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/yB5AZRZ.jpg
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 7 February 2013 19:08 (eleven years ago) link
Uncivilization
― ledge, Thursday, 7 February 2013 19:15 (eleven years ago) link
Do not understand this AT ALL.
http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/485195_455658724505839_1330485263_n.jpg
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Thursday, 7 February 2013 20:44 (eleven years ago) link
Everyone knows that the poorest, least technological people in the world enjoy the cleanest, purest water sources, no matter how often their kids pee in them.
― Aimless, Thursday, 7 February 2013 20:52 (eleven years ago) link
xpostthat's corny but also kind of a truth bomb
― downton arby (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 7 February 2013 20:52 (eleven years ago) link
I forgive Hitler. Now I can live peacefully.
― ron paulstretch (crüt), Thursday, 7 February 2013 20:54 (eleven years ago) link
We shld all emulate advertising images and find inner peace.
http://www.mortonsalt.com/content/images/our-history-images/history-umbrella-girl.jpg?v=1.1
― Aimless, Thursday, 7 February 2013 20:55 (eleven years ago) link
i mean i'm not saying it applies to everything but i'm trying hard to just let shit go
― downton arby (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 7 February 2013 20:56 (eleven years ago) link
that's not the evolution of Jawbreaker?
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 7 February 2013 21:02 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/792286_10151488419847146_380089890_o.jpg
the ruff is always otm
― downton arby (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 7 February 2013 21:03 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/820886_10151488433687146_1535234603_o.jpg
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 7 February 2013 21:09 (eleven years ago) link
Gallagher, pictured soon after destroying a village in order to save it.
― Aimless, Thursday, 7 February 2013 21:11 (eleven years ago) link
Well, harbouring anger or resentment towards a dead man over something that happened 70 years ago would probably not be very productive either. "Forgive" doesn't mean "condone" or "fail to learn from".
― EveningStar (Sund4r), Thursday, 7 February 2013 21:12 (eleven years ago) link
what does "forgive" mean?
― Mordy, Thursday, 7 February 2013 21:48 (eleven years ago) link
an adult w/ a phd posted this
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/526598_558641297480186_1529940872_n.jpg
― Mordy, Thursday, 7 February 2013 21:52 (eleven years ago) link
never really thought about it that way. i have a lot to reconsider now.
― Spectrum, Thursday, 7 February 2013 21:54 (eleven years ago) link
Read the Gallagher one as "The passion for destruction is also a creative passion, tool".
― Moodles, Thursday, 7 February 2013 22:19 (eleven years ago) link
I assumed that one of these definitions (from New Oxford was meant:
stop feeling angry or resentful towards (someone) for an offence, flaw, or mistake: I'll never forgive David for the way he treated her.
• no longer feel angry about or wish to punish (an offence, flaw, or mistake): I was willing to forgive all her faults for the sake of our friendship | [ no obj. ] : he had never found it easy to forgive and forget .
― EveningStar (Sund4r), Thursday, 7 February 2013 22:23 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/535699_415041775242729_43162320_n.jpg
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Friday, 8 February 2013 16:31 (eleven years ago) link
.. unless you're bored.
― Mark G, Friday, 8 February 2013 16:34 (eleven years ago) link
surprised at the people claiming not to understand the forgiveness one -- y'all must be some grudge-holding, resentful motherfuckers
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Friday, 8 February 2013 16:36 (eleven years ago) link
You don't have to understand to forgive
- Mark G
― Mark G, Friday, 8 February 2013 16:37 (eleven years ago) link
YOU LIVE IN A GREAT, BIG, VAST WORLD THAT YOU'VE SEEN NONE PERCENT OF.
Not true fyi, I went to France once on a trip with school.
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 8 February 2013 16:55 (eleven years ago) link
U can totally buy badman knives there.
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 8 February 2013 16:56 (eleven years ago) link
The world doesn't have that much land mass; it's probably quite possible for someone to gaze on a couple percent of it in a lifetime with a little effort.
― Women, Fire, and Dangerous Zings (silby), Friday, 8 February 2013 16:57 (eleven years ago) link
Just because you are bored doesn't give you license to take it out on fonts.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 8 February 2013 17:00 (eleven years ago) link
Salt girl advert.... yeah someone must be taking a design class right now. Kind of funny how it implies good design just stopped in 1968.
Did anyone post that one about "I'm Offended" by some ugly british guy who I've never heard of? That's possibly the worst of genre.
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Friday, 8 February 2013 17:02 (eleven years ago) link
This
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-cLuZ_TuRQj8/Trr3DCe5MjI/AAAAAAAACYQ/5ZyPChGsQmI/s1600/Im+offended.jpg
I don't understand his point. I see a lot of words, but there's no actual argument or reasoning in there.
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Friday, 8 February 2013 17:05 (eleven years ago) link
It might as well just say "I'm an asshole!"
― carl agatha, Friday, 8 February 2013 17:08 (eleven years ago) link
I'm an asshole!
"What are these 'feelings' everyone's running about talking about these days? Do they exist? Can I see them?"
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Friday, 8 February 2013 17:09 (eleven years ago) link
http://media-cache-lt0.pinterest.com/upload/41517627785768270_HGD0mXpa_b.jpg
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 8 February 2013 17:14 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/229835_10151254176875155_117434987_n.jpg
― downton arby (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 8 February 2013 17:29 (eleven years ago) link
Coach Bobbi's been reading Sartre.
― jim, Friday, 8 February 2013 17:32 (eleven years ago) link
http://i1116.photobucket.com/albums/k577/kkc2p2/drudge-siren.gif http://www.askcoachbobbi.com/coach-bobbi/quotes/ http://i1116.photobucket.com/albums/k577/kkc2p2/drudge-siren.gif
― ron paulstretch (crüt), Friday, 8 February 2013 17:41 (eleven years ago) link
If you can't smile with your mouth, smile with your eyes. If you can't smile with your eyes, smile with your words. If you can't smile with your words, smile through your touch. If you can't smile through your touch, ask God to smile through your soul.
"You know, God, you're prettier when you smile."
― ron paulstretch (crüt), Friday, 8 February 2013 17:43 (eleven years ago) link
when it gets to penis, I'm on
― Mark G, Friday, 8 February 2013 17:55 (eleven years ago) link
http://i412.photobucket.com/albums/pp201/sharonjoy666/2BF73162-C6DC-4807-912C-3104BE431B63-2605-000001EB822BF3BB_zpsda124a56.jpg
maybe you'd go on vacation more if you weren't a smug asshole with no friends
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 8 February 2013 18:18 (eleven years ago) link
vacations are awesome
― Mordy, Friday, 8 February 2013 18:18 (eleven years ago) link
also half the joy of vacations is planning vacations when you're bored at work ime
being ~fulfilled~ every day would get boring too, surely.
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 8 February 2013 18:45 (eleven years ago) link
i think it *might* be possible to be fully happy and fulfilled but still want to, like, go hang out on a beach
― downton arby (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 8 February 2013 18:46 (eleven years ago) link
nope, sorry.
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 8 February 2013 18:48 (eleven years ago) link
shit :(
― downton arby (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 8 February 2013 18:48 (eleven years ago) link
beach is only for the sad and unfulfilled
poor gr8080
― downton arby (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 8 February 2013 18:49 (eleven years ago) link
oh wait he moved somewhere cold i think, congrats on self-actualization gr80
also some humans aren't privileged enough to feel fulfilled by their low paying creative pseudo-intern media/celeb/craft work. they need to make money doing something they don't love so they can eat and feed children. end vacation-shaming now!
― Mordy, Friday, 8 February 2013 18:49 (eleven years ago) link
beach don't kill my vibe
― ron paulstretch (crüt), Friday, 8 February 2013 18:49 (eleven years ago) link
― downton arby (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 8 February 2013 18:50 (eleven years ago) link
xpost lol mordy the guy who posted it is exactly *that* guy - has like 13 creative internships & spends the rest of his time sneering at any of my friends for going to starbucks or working 8hr days
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 8 February 2013 18:56 (eleven years ago) link
"Seth Godin's riffs on marketing, respect and the way ideas spread."
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 8 February 2013 19:19 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.sethgodin.com/sg/images/content/home_main.jpg
did i do that?
― downton arby (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 8 February 2013 19:20 (eleven years ago) link
Occupation author, marketing guru
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 8 February 2013 19:21 (eleven years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6aen2mw6H1qaakcho1_400.jpg
― Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Friday, 8 February 2013 19:22 (eleven years ago) link
Finally, Godin asserts that the only way to spread the word about an idea is for that idea to earn the buzz by being remarkable. Godin refers to those who spread these ideas as "Sneezers", and to the spreading idea as an "IdeaVirus." He calls a remarkable product or service a purple cow.
Dude totally wrote his own Wikipedia entry, right?
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 8 February 2013 19:22 (eleven years ago) link
pistachio disguisy!
― downton arby (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 8 February 2013 19:23 (eleven years ago) link
check out the sex-face on this life coach
― imago, Friday, 8 February 2013 19:23 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.objectivistliving.com/forums/olimages/RandQuoteWithBalletDancer.jpg
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 8 February 2013 19:24 (eleven years ago) link
christ ayn rand is a bore, i really cannot imagine anything worse than being at a party full of her acolytes.
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 8 February 2013 19:25 (eleven years ago) link
― Mordy, Friday, February 8, 2013 8:18 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this is otm
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Friday, 8 February 2013 19:26 (eleven years ago) link
can someone do some macros using lines from cop killer guy's manifesto?
"Live your life as if other people don't exist." - Ayn Rand
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 8 February 2013 19:29 (eleven years ago) link
Ayn Rand was capable of taking the blandest of inspirations and transforming them, through the power of her prose, into excrutiating nonsense.
― Aimless, Friday, 8 February 2013 19:31 (eleven years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, February 8, 2013 1:56 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
already has life completely figured out and so young
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Friday, 8 February 2013 19:37 (eleven years ago) link
It’s often in the times that you think you don’t matter, that the Universe will show that you do.© Ask Coach Bobbi
How do you know that when life goes upside down, it isn't just becoming the right way up?© Ask Coach Bobbi
Change is what you make it!© Ask Coach Bobbi
The more you’re happy, the more you’re happy.© Ask Coach Bobbi
― Je55e, Friday, 8 February 2013 20:12 (eleven years ago) link
<3 Coach Bobbi
― ron paulstretch (crüt), Friday, 8 February 2013 20:14 (eleven years ago) link
Your Life – The Movie
JOURNEY FILMS and UNIVERSAL PICTURES present a SOUL/EGO productionA Film by YOUCasting by YOUR SOUL’S PLAN Directed by YOUR ACTIONS Produced by YOUR BELIEFS Screenplay by YOUR THOUGHTSSet design by YOUR LIFE LESSONSStarring YOU and THOSE SUPPORTING YOUR JOURNEY TOGROWTH AND EVOLUTION.Costumes by EGO COVERINGSIn Reality Cinemas NOW
© Ask Coach Bobbi
― jim, Friday, 8 February 2013 20:14 (eleven years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 8 February 2013 20:17 (eleven years ago) link
How do you know that when life goes upside down, it isn't just becoming the right way up?
I think it's something in your inner ear.
― Aimless, Friday, 8 February 2013 20:18 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/404395_537582319607651_146688792_n.jpg
― Je55e, Saturday, 9 February 2013 06:20 (eleven years ago) link
ok I just have to share one more from Coach Bobbi:
http://media-cache-ec1.pinterest.com/550/5d/8e/31/5d8e317d613ba92dae277abfccef7117.jpg
― ron paulstretch (crüt), Saturday, 9 February 2013 06:25 (eleven years ago) link
looool
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 9 February 2013 06:52 (eleven years ago) link
is that anything like Lady Gaga's disco stick?
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 9 February 2013 06:53 (eleven years ago) link
Or Ian Dury's rhythm stick?
― nickn, Saturday, 9 February 2013 17:58 (eleven years ago) link
hit me with you magic mind wand
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Saturday, 9 February 2013 18:10 (eleven years ago) link
http://p.twimg.com/A3zE4Y8CcAANNcs.jpg
― zero dark (s1ocki), Saturday, 9 February 2013 21:29 (eleven years ago) link
His hair, on the other hand…
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Saturday, 9 February 2013 21:31 (eleven years ago) link
perfect for what?
― Aimless, Saturday, 9 February 2013 21:32 (eleven years ago) link
― zero dark (s1ocki), Saturday, 9 February 2013 21:34 (eleven years ago) link
perfect for experimentation
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 9 February 2013 21:41 (eleven years ago) link
Zayn Malik - human white rat.
― Aimless, Saturday, 9 February 2013 21:46 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.halloweenforum.com/attachments/halloween-costume-ideas/13773d1287039968-pin-head-costume-pinhead2.jpg
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Saturday, 9 February 2013 21:49 (eleven years ago) link
― Aimless, Saturday, February 9, 2013 3:32 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
http://cdn0.hark.com/images/000/000/787/787/original.jpg
― goole, Sunday, 10 February 2013 00:09 (eleven years ago) link
LOL my first reaction was to post the punchline, but you did far better.
― Je55e, Sunday, 10 February 2013 00:24 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/c3.0.843.403/p843x403/406351_135342119918905_606600394_n.jpg
brought to you by the page "America got black president (obama) and white king (EMINEM)"
― Julian-Joachim Roedelius (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 10 February 2013 16:11 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/Vw8Z1zb.jpg
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 03:51 (eleven years ago) link
^^ that is bad in so many ways it is hard to count them all
― Aimless, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 04:35 (eleven years ago) link
1 LIKE = 1 RESPECT!
― Arty, Noisy, Weird, Funky, Punky Pope (crüt), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 04:36 (eleven years ago) link
10 likes = 10 respects
― Mordy, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 04:36 (eleven years ago) link
"one love = one respect" - bob marley
― Arty, Noisy, Weird, Funky, Punky Pope (crüt), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 04:37 (eleven years ago) link
wow, if you were going to choose an image to put in the dictionary next to "bathos"
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 04:43 (eleven years ago) link
-- Lost your Dad?-- Uh huh.-- He's not coming back, is he?-- He might...-- No, he's not.
http://deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/brotherfromthesameplanet5.png
― Plasmon, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 04:44 (eleven years ago) link
that's probably not even his son
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 04:45 (eleven years ago) link
Let's face it though, mom really is in good hands. Son's a decorated marine at age 6 after all!
― Moodles, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 05:10 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/602904_10151421135435729_1299640066_n.jpg
― Mordy, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 05:31 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/184235_473913169337412_1202172559_n.jpg
― Mordy, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 05:35 (eleven years ago) link
the hershey one is actually funny except the caption doesn't make it funnier
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 06:00 (eleven years ago) link
Caption would've worked if it were a new yorker cartoon and there were new yorker cartoon people standing in front of the display
― Women, Fire, and Dangerous Zings (silby), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 06:54 (eleven years ago) link
Oh god I forgot the NY caption comp..
― Mark G, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 07:32 (eleven years ago) link
hershey = poop, right? if so i'm totally on board here.
― Spectrum, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 14:55 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/377714_607919685901291_584117607_n.jpg
― :C (crüt), Wednesday, 13 February 2013 14:12 (eleven years ago) link
Until you've listened to Floyd, you just don't know
― dog latin, Wednesday, 13 February 2013 14:21 (eleven years ago) link
I don't think black is a colour of the rainbow.
― ledge, Wednesday, 13 February 2013 14:22 (eleven years ago) link
The top one of those is absolutely a pokemon.
― how's life, Wednesday, 13 February 2013 14:23 (eleven years ago) link
nope
http://www.animations.physics.unsw.edu.au/jw/light/images/prisms_light_dark2.jpghttp://www.meritnation.com/img/shared/discuss_editlive/2191102/2012_04_07_11_17_56/dgrxbovt3247902635156807661.jpg
― abanana, Wednesday, 13 February 2013 14:25 (eleven years ago) link
The apostrophe after "pedophiles" in the one Mordy posted is making me want to post in the "irrationally angry" thread.
― Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Wednesday, 13 February 2013 14:26 (eleven years ago) link
a rabbit that is split into 7 rabbits can never go back to being one rabbit
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 February 2013 14:37 (eleven years ago) link
you're just splitting hares now
― acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Wednesday, 13 February 2013 14:43 (eleven years ago) link
― Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.)
I don't even get what would motivate someone to throw in an apostrophe there.
― Moodles, Wednesday, 13 February 2013 15:18 (eleven years ago) link
Maybe he wanted to euphemise but forgot one, e.g. 'pedophiles'
― Mark G, Wednesday, 13 February 2013 15:20 (eleven years ago) link
and I was met on the highway by seven technicolor rabbits of the apocalypse...
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 13 February 2013 16:15 (eleven years ago) link
- Surprise lunch w colleague at restaurant on balcony of Grand Central main waiting room. It won't actually BE fancy, but it will feel like it is!
― lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Wednesday, 13 February 2013 16:18 (eleven years ago) link
LOL NickB
― :C (crüt), Wednesday, 13 February 2013 16:19 (eleven years ago) link
― lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Wednesday, February 13, 2013 11:18 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yeah... i hate it when people... post this... to facebook...?
― zero dark (s1ocki), Wednesday, 13 February 2013 16:24 (eleven years ago) link
Haha oh I don't know why I was even in this thread. Soz.
― lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Wednesday, 13 February 2013 16:25 (eleven years ago) link
:D no probs its actually kind of my favourite thing on ILX when ppl post to the wrong thread
― zero dark (s1ocki), Wednesday, 13 February 2013 16:26 (eleven years ago) link
It's all just one big smorgasbord of conversation.
― lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Wednesday, 13 February 2013 16:27 (eleven years ago) link
Yeh get the pedophiles to do testing on animals instead #efficiency #savings
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 13 February 2013 16:35 (eleven years ago) link
did not even notice that possessive there
― goole, Wednesday, 13 February 2013 17:08 (eleven years ago) link
Just saying, Hitler had the right idea there (just saying)
― frogbs, Wednesday, 13 February 2013 17:13 (eleven years ago) link
Maybe it's supposed to say
Why test onAnimals when wehave Prisons full of Pedophiles' Animals?
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 13 February 2013 17:14 (eleven years ago) link
BTW guys according to the latest AP Style Guide update, an ellipsis is now 11 erratically-spaced dots.
― Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Wednesday, 13 February 2013 17:17 (eleven years ago) link
... .... ... Just saying
― Neil S, Wednesday, 13 February 2013 20:37 (eleven years ago) link
Just in time for v-day :/
http://i412.photobucket.com/albums/pp201/sharonjoy666/40967B6B-1F9F-4231-8ED9-1C60EB1035D8-6241-000004F38910DB54_zps1062c302.jpg
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 13 February 2013 23:28 (eleven years ago) link
human not required. just arms and a heart.
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 13 February 2013 23:29 (eleven years ago) link
http://coloringpage.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/red-heart-with-open-arms.jpg
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 13 February 2013 23:32 (eleven years ago) link
lool
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 13 February 2013 23:32 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.x-entertainment.com/pics/kool1.jpg
the last few weeks of this thread, especially reactions, had me laughing really hard earlier today. It was worth waiting for the entire thread to load.
― Cunga, Wednesday, 13 February 2013 23:36 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/11304_4274215222880_1781818384_n.jpg
― :C (crüt), Thursday, 14 February 2013 01:07 (eleven years ago) link
Um, wow.
― emil.y, Thursday, 14 February 2013 01:11 (eleven years ago) link
it's true. all of you are my reason for masturbating <3
― Alice 2 Chainz - "I Luv Dem Bones" (zachlyon), Thursday, 14 February 2013 01:12 (eleven years ago) link
I'll never look at the ocean the same way again :(
― :C (crüt), Thursday, 14 February 2013 01:15 (eleven years ago) link
masturbation needs no reason
― mh, Thursday, 14 February 2013 01:16 (eleven years ago) link
Oceans are just pools of God's semen, glistening in the moonlight.
― emil.y, Thursday, 14 February 2013 01:21 (eleven years ago) link
- d3athdr0ne
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 14 February 2013 01:28 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/xeHAiDM.png
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 14 February 2013 09:06 (eleven years ago) link
YOU ARE SOMEBODY'S REASON TO MASTURBATE.
yes, my wife's probably :(
― acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Thursday, 14 February 2013 09:22 (eleven years ago) link
show-off.
― Mark G, Thursday, 14 February 2013 09:23 (eleven years ago) link
you misread me
― acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Thursday, 14 February 2013 09:32 (eleven years ago) link
i was self-deprecating
and I was inverting
― Mark G, Thursday, 14 February 2013 10:44 (eleven years ago) link
i'm masturbating!
― Alice 2 Chainz - "I Luv Dem Bones" (zachlyon), Thursday, 14 February 2013 10:56 (eleven years ago) link
don't blame me
― Mark G, Thursday, 14 February 2013 11:12 (eleven years ago) link
"never believe in 3 people" -- way to write off 1.75 billion people
― abanana, Thursday, 14 February 2013 13:39 (eleven years ago) link
they are the worst 1.75 billion people on the planet though.
― ledge, Thursday, 14 February 2013 13:57 (eleven years ago) link
i thought scorpios were the meanest
― Mordy, Thursday, 14 February 2013 14:00 (eleven years ago) link
You're thinking of Scorpions. They'll stick forks in your eyes.
http://www.losgrilloscollective.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/scorpions-blackout.jpg
― Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Thursday, 14 February 2013 14:05 (eleven years ago) link
I'm a pisces and I'm offended by that message.
Also, are they implying that 3/4 of all people have tear-blindness. I didn't even realize that was a recognized medical condition.
― Moodles, Thursday, 14 February 2013 14:23 (eleven years ago) link
please have sex with this one weird person
― frogbs, Thursday, 14 February 2013 14:26 (eleven years ago) link
This means nothing -- Stephen Fry
― dog latin, Thursday, 14 February 2013 14:29 (eleven years ago) link
That album cover never fails to conjure up the ghost of a trucker hat for me. And perhaps more importantly, the ghost of a couch.
― how's life, Thursday, 14 February 2013 14:31 (eleven years ago) link
so sad I was the most selfish and mean :(
― carl agatha, Thursday, 14 February 2013 16:11 (eleven years ago) link
i can see your tears
― mookieproof, Thursday, 14 February 2013 16:36 (eleven years ago) link
NEVER TRUST 3 PEOPLE
SAGITTARIUS, ARIES, PISCES
YOU ARE THE REASON THEY MASTURBATE
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 14 February 2013 17:34 (eleven years ago) link
I AM NOT SELFISH AND MEAN YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS OF HOW AWESOME I AM
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 14 February 2013 19:11 (eleven years ago) link
i have to believe that masturbation one is satirical
― goole, Thursday, 14 February 2013 20:00 (eleven years ago) link
stops being satirical at the moment that 80% of the dumb motherfuckers from my high school on my facebook start reposting it
― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 14 February 2013 22:02 (eleven years ago) link
maybe they were all thinking of that one person, you know the one
― Alice 2 Chainz - "I Luv Dem Bones" (zachlyon), Thursday, 14 February 2013 22:03 (eleven years ago) link
NickB?
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 14 February 2013 22:25 (eleven years ago) link
oi!
― acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Thursday, 14 February 2013 22:34 (eleven years ago) link
it was a callback <3
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 14 February 2013 22:42 (eleven years ago) link
gertcha!
― acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Thursday, 14 February 2013 22:46 (eleven years ago) link
kind of a golden oldie at this point
http://i.imgur.com/mL3kUQG.jpg
these seemingly fake Audrey Hepburn quotes have made me curious to know what Hepburn actually was like. The fact that she was Andrew Loog Oldham's first androgynous crush, and gave him the idea to make the Stones go epicene, makes her glamrock's secret godmother.
― Cunga, Friday, 15 February 2013 06:32 (eleven years ago) link
Believing that tomorrow is another day, that's kind of a stretch, isn't it?
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 15 February 2013 06:34 (eleven years ago) link
I now remember that I tried to get my friend to make that quote into a Neil Young macro but he never got around to it.
― Cunga, Friday, 15 February 2013 07:16 (eleven years ago) link
I believe that pretty girlsAre the happiest girls.
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 15 February 2013 11:14 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/73412_376517455779621_1211367671_n.jpg
― ey, Friday, 15 February 2013 12:06 (eleven years ago) link
. When a person makes lists about other people, that person is judgemental
― Mark G, Friday, 15 February 2013 12:23 (eleven years ago) link
.When you wish upon a star makes no difference who you are- Walt Marley
― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Friday, 15 February 2013 14:09 (eleven years ago) link
when a person uses on instead of about that person is stupid
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 15 February 2013 16:03 (eleven years ago) link
of the money
― Stop Gerrying Me! (onimo), Friday, 15 February 2013 16:14 (eleven years ago) link
when a person cries on little things, like doll furniture, that person is weird
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 15 February 2013 16:19 (eleven years ago) link
When a person eats in an unusual way, that person is in tension
http://girlmeetsfreak.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/the-fly-1986-jeff-goldblum22.jpeg
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 15 February 2013 16:24 (eleven years ago) link
intention
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 15 February 2013 16:29 (eleven years ago) link
a new show on NPR
― ey, Friday, 15 February 2013 17:59 (eleven years ago) link
kinda scary...
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/60749_277462715718412_1197260639_n.jpg
― scott seward, Saturday, 16 February 2013 15:43 (eleven years ago) link
-Bill Plympton
― how's life, Saturday, 16 February 2013 15:46 (eleven years ago) link
http://posterous.com/getfile/files.posterous.com/ikepigott/AFruGFaoMsZYLyqhGHVznV97DomC9aqIpy7VhwtAll7WzV3d1m1yZO1Rv1WJ/recursive-mouth-boy.gif
― carl agatha, Saturday, 16 February 2013 16:53 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/163306_309734179129889_439205631_n.jpg
― Neil S, Saturday, 16 February 2013 19:04 (eleven years ago) link
I've hit the mother-lode of terrible, terrible Facebook macros:http://www.facebook.com/pages/I-speak-sarcasm-as-a-2nd-language/215996821836959
― Neil S, Saturday, 16 February 2013 19:13 (eleven years ago) link
great idea.
― how's life, Saturday, 16 February 2013 19:13 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/580991_309596569143650_961957152_n.jpg
pretty sure that isn't how parentheses work
― Julian-Joachim Roedelius (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 16 February 2013 19:22 (eleven years ago) link
just one of a series of questions I had about that one
― Neil S, Saturday, 16 February 2013 19:23 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/600656_308936845876289_1652971815_n.jpg
785 people like this.331 shares
― Neil S, Saturday, 16 February 2013 19:27 (eleven years ago) link
...said the Jackalope.
― Aimless, Saturday, 16 February 2013 19:32 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.jackalope.org/wp-content/uploads/JackalopeHistory3.jpg
― Aimless, Saturday, 16 February 2013 19:47 (eleven years ago) link
HANG IN THERE*kitten in tree.jpg*
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 16 February 2013 20:14 (eleven years ago) link
a coworker of mine's father died a few weeks ago & it was very sad. but now she incessantly posts creepy macro messages everyday "LIKE THIS TO SEND A MESSAGE TO THE ANGELS IN HEAVEN THAT I LOVE YOU DADDY' or "TAKE THESE DOVES AND SHARE THEM ON YOUR WALL TO FIGHT CANCER" and "DAD YOU ARE MY ANGEL".
It's v creepy
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 16 February 2013 20:21 (eleven years ago) link
http://cdn102.iofferphoto.com/img/item/430/719/76/o_CHERISH.jpg
― Mordy, Saturday, 16 February 2013 22:20 (eleven years ago) link
nooooooooooooooooo
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 16 February 2013 22:20 (eleven years ago) link
real dads
― Mordy, Saturday, 16 February 2013 22:22 (eleven years ago) link
"make your own"
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 16 February 2013 22:25 (eleven years ago) link
oh. make her your own. I misread that lol
lol @ that but creepy products/ads are not really what this thread is about?
― weed, tumblr whites and wein (some dude), Saturday, 16 February 2013 22:29 (eleven years ago) link
that was just a response to veg's story and not its own fb post, officer. sorry for the confusion etc.
― Mordy, Saturday, 16 February 2013 22:35 (eleven years ago) link
18" Long
― administrator galina (Matt P), Sunday, 17 February 2013 00:23 (eleven years ago) link
and pink and wrinkly
― drier than a Charles Grodin quip (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 17 February 2013 00:32 (eleven years ago) link
self censored there
― ...to work on his autobiography, "kiddyfiddling as rome burns" (darraghmac), Sunday, 17 February 2013 00:37 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.dvdfever.co.uk/reviews/brasseye2.jpg
― drier than a Charles Grodin quip (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 17 February 2013 00:40 (eleven years ago) link
i googled 'dildo shaped like a baby' but all i got was this baby jesus buttplug
http://divine-interventions.com/images/BabyBlueMed.jpg
― administrator galina (Matt P), Sunday, 17 February 2013 02:08 (eleven years ago) link
for everyone catching up at work, you're welcome in advance
― administrator galina (Matt P), Sunday, 17 February 2013 02:09 (eleven years ago) link
Worst t-shirt slogan
― birmingham six, guildford four, mumford & sons (darraghmac), Sunday, 17 February 2013 02:09 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.cafepress.com/+dildo+baby-bodysuits
― administrator galina (Matt P), Sunday, 17 February 2013 02:11 (eleven years ago) link
http://i1.cpcache.com/product/683409788/anal_probe_anyone_alien_long_sleeve_infant_bodys.jpg?color=CloudWhite&height=460&width=460
― administrator galina (Matt P), Sunday, 17 February 2013 02:12 (eleven years ago) link
oh no
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 17 February 2013 02:14 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/yWmQk7H.jpg
wake up shppl
― Cunga, Sunday, 17 February 2013 07:49 (eleven years ago) link
callback: etsy made a dress for u, NickB
http://www.etsy.com/listing/101890706/free-shipping-ooak-i-am-the-reason
http://i412.photobucket.com/albums/pp201/sharonjoy666/A91B14A1-8F71-456A-BB29-E97BF033A2A4-8852-000006C798031559_zps5c703a1f.jpg
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 17 February 2013 07:54 (eleven years ago) link
be the masturbation you wish to see in the world
― Alice 2 Chainz - "I Luv Dem Bones" (zachlyon), Sunday, 17 February 2013 10:35 (eleven years ago) link
*mind masturbated*
― administrator galina (Matt P), Sunday, 17 February 2013 10:36 (eleven years ago) link
*red gradient j/os mind*
― administrator galina (Matt P), Sunday, 17 February 2013 11:08 (eleven years ago) link
adobe's like "good luck with this hand movement"
― administrator galina (Matt P), Sunday, 17 February 2013 11:25 (eleven years ago) link
wrists shift everywhere
― administrator galina (Matt P), Sunday, 17 February 2013 11:58 (eleven years ago) link
I'M GOIN OUT OF MY HEAD
― administrator galina (Matt P), Sunday, 17 February 2013 12:00 (eleven years ago) link
(I'M GOIN OUT OF MY HEAD)
AS THE TEARS GROW FROM MY EYES I FEEL THE HURT INSIDE
― administrator galina (Matt P), Sunday, 17 February 2013 12:01 (eleven years ago) link
AS I REACH OUT TO YOU
SAYIN
I'M SO CONFUSED!!!!
― administrator galina (Matt P), Sunday, 17 February 2013 12:02 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/64727_463396293713796_553278999_n.jpg
― Mordy, Sunday, 17 February 2013 22:46 (eleven years ago) link
I feel like I just spent thirty seconds in Face Book Jail just reading that.
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 17 February 2013 22:58 (eleven years ago) link
"Please pass this around so we can protect our friends"
but by definition this only applies to people who aren't yr friends?
― drier than a Charles Grodin quip (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 17 February 2013 23:05 (eleven years ago) link
"How am I supposed to befriend random children if Facebook insists on banning me for it?"
― drier than a Charles Grodin quip (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 17 February 2013 23:07 (eleven years ago) link
http://i45.tinypic.com/ncmq1j.jpghttp://i46.tinypic.com/zl6i5i.jpghttp://i50.tinypic.com/35byvdy.jpghttp://i45.tinypic.com/2zg4una.jpghttp://i49.tinypic.com/b6yhw5.jpg
― sleepingbag, Sunday, 17 February 2013 23:15 (eleven years ago) link
the overcrowding is terrible
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 17 February 2013 23:23 (eleven years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxt8cen0fp1qb0u2bo1_500.png
--Eleanor Roosevelt
― Alice 2 Chainz - "I Luv Dem Bones" (zachlyon), Monday, 18 February 2013 00:27 (eleven years ago) link
Ugh that's terrible
― Women, Fire, and Dangerous Zings (silby), Monday, 18 February 2013 00:32 (eleven years ago) link
-Franklin D. Roosevelt
― drier than a Charles Grodin quip (Noodle Vague), Monday, 18 February 2013 00:34 (eleven years ago) link
Why dont they just start attributing all these quotes to Hitler
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 18 February 2013 00:38 (eleven years ago) link
― Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Monday, 18 February 2013 00:40 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/66190_600778593270112_1067569278_n.jpg
― Mordy, Monday, 18 February 2013 02:38 (eleven years ago) link
dying at "Eleanor Roosevelt" attribution on that one
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Monday, 18 February 2013 03:47 (eleven years ago) link
http://nexuswallz.com/wp-content/main/2012_04/heart-song.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 18 February 2013 12:16 (eleven years ago) link
I dread to think of the health implications if your life was written by Autechre.
― dog latin, Monday, 18 February 2013 12:26 (eleven years ago) link
And more seriously... What the fuck is that supposed to mean? What is that supposed to inspire AT ALL?>!!>!
― dog latin, Monday, 18 February 2013 12:27 (eleven years ago) link
tachycardic arrhythmia?
― carl agatha, Monday, 18 February 2013 14:18 (eleven years ago) link
That's how Darren Robinson died.
― carl agatha, Monday, 18 February 2013 14:22 (eleven years ago) link
FFS, who's still paying attention to Sandi Thom in 2013?
― bizarro gazzara, Monday, 18 February 2013 15:40 (eleven years ago) link
i know, and while Bob Marley's still around too
― graduate of the Suzanne Moore School of Apologies (Noodle Vague), Monday, 18 February 2013 15:42 (eleven years ago) link
http://i1247.photobucket.com/albums/gg622/bizarrogazzara/Marley_zps9254065d.jpg
― bizarro gazzara, Monday, 18 February 2013 15:48 (eleven years ago) link
lol have you got a macro for doing those now?
― graduate of the Suzanne Moore School of Apologies (Noodle Vague), Monday, 18 February 2013 15:49 (eleven years ago) link
Sandii ThomAlbums: Smile... It Confuses People First studio album (Released: 5 June 2006) highest pos: 1The Pink & The Lily Second studio album (Released: 26 May 2008) highest pos: 25Merchants and Thieves Third studio album (Released: 17 May 2010) highest pos:118Flesh and Blood Fourth studio album (Released: 17 September 2012) highest pos:152
― Mark G, Monday, 18 February 2013 15:52 (eleven years ago) link
I wish. That's the result of six minutes of honest artisanal GISing and photoshopping. xp
― bizarro gazzara, Monday, 18 February 2013 15:53 (eleven years ago) link
2006? god it only seems like yesterday when we were all punk rockers with flour in our hairs
― graduate of the Suzanne Moore School of Apologies (Noodle Vague), Monday, 18 February 2013 15:53 (eleven years ago) link
She's just doing her thing and if anybody else likes it that's a bonus xp
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 18 February 2013 15:53 (eleven years ago) link
Apparently, less and less people like it. A rare victory for common sense.
― bizarro gazzara, Monday, 18 February 2013 15:54 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/285365_10200394188632994_1871918433_n.jpg
― Eyeball Kicks, Monday, 18 February 2013 21:03 (eleven years ago) link
hold on I'll share it as soon as I wash the soap out of my eyes
― carl agatha, Monday, 18 February 2013 21:05 (eleven years ago) link
Numbers 1, 3, 4, 5 & 6 are incorrect. 7 is not a fact.
― Aimless, Monday, 18 February 2013 21:08 (eleven years ago) link
More facts in this world:
There are unnecessary commas in both 3 & 6. The "its" in 5 should be "it's". 7 should have a comma prior to "too".
― Aimless, Monday, 18 February 2013 21:16 (eleven years ago) link
in 6, "your" should be "you're"
― Eyeball Kicks, Monday, 18 February 2013 21:29 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/285726_501176579929812_1921314277_n.jpg
― the Shearer of simulated snowsex etc. (Dwight Yorke), Monday, 18 February 2013 23:22 (eleven years ago) link
ancient chinese facebook rules
― william tyler the creator (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 18 February 2013 23:24 (eleven years ago) link
This is called money bags.
― Alice 2 Chainz - "I Luv Dem Bones" (zachlyon), Monday, 18 February 2013 23:26 (eleven years ago) link
This year December has 5 Mondays, 4 Saturdays and 5 Sundays.
It was last year that December had 5 Mondays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays. So you've missed your 11-minute feng shui window you dumb fucks.
Don't worry though. It happens every time December 1 falls on a Saturday, i.e. every 5 or 6 years. It last happened in 2007. Next time remember to share.
This is called money bags! Shoot yourself!
― Eyeball Kicks, Monday, 18 February 2013 23:34 (eleven years ago) link
There are only 14 different years: ones that start on a Monday, then tuesday, etc, then the same again for leap years.
― Mark G, Monday, 18 February 2013 23:52 (eleven years ago) link
THIS IS CALLED MONEY BAGS
― Alice 2 Chainz - "I Luv Dem Bones" (zachlyon), Monday, 18 February 2013 23:54 (eleven years ago) link
money bags
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Monday, 18 February 2013 23:55 (eleven years ago) link
http://images.mylot.com/userImages/images/postphotos/1669486.png
"Boy, am I glad i can count the days of the week!"
― Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Monday, 18 February 2013 23:58 (eleven years ago) link
In the beginning there was money bags
― administrator galina (Matt P), Monday, 18 February 2013 23:58 (eleven years ago) link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doomsday_algorithm
― graduate of the Suzanne Moore School of Apologies (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 19 February 2013 00:01 (eleven years ago) link
but then the original gif cd have something to do with the Chinese calendar
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_calendar#Nineteen_year_cycle
and i'm not tackling that one at this time of night
― graduate of the Suzanne Moore School of Apologies (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 19 February 2013 00:03 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/166784_484295344952115_1324564693_n.jpg
― Mordy, Tuesday, 19 February 2013 04:33 (eleven years ago) link
I'm a man and I'm basically the same.
― Women, Fire, and Dangerous Zings (silby), Tuesday, 19 February 2013 04:35 (eleven years ago) link
i bake cookies and shitthey are laxative cookies
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 19 February 2013 04:44 (eleven years ago) link
Bakes, shits and leaves
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 19 February 2013 05:14 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/421830_551623931537724_905455840_n.jpg
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Tuesday, 19 February 2013 07:45 (eleven years ago) link
i fucking loved the nazis
(ezra lb)
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Tuesday, 19 February 2013 07:46 (eleven years ago) link
a holocaust victim is one who waits for someone to come and free him.
― chilli, Tuesday, 19 February 2013 07:53 (eleven years ago) link
a slave is one whos owned by another person
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 February 2013 08:00 (eleven years ago) link
my bff was a klan member who may have bombed an elementary school
(ezra p <3)
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Tuesday, 19 February 2013 08:06 (eleven years ago) link
Pound didn't fucking love the Nazis iirc
― graduate of the Suzanne Moore School of Apologies (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 19 February 2013 09:22 (eleven years ago) link
obv his politics were still douchetastic
― graduate of the Suzanne Moore School of Apologies (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 19 February 2013 09:30 (eleven years ago) link
While in America, Pound received an honorary doctorate from Hamilton College on 12 June 1939, and a week later he returned to Italy, where he began writing antisemitic material for Italian newspapers, including one entitled "The Jews, Disease Incarnate." He wrote to James Laughlin that Roosevelt represented Jewry, and signed the letter "Heil Hitler." He started writing for Action, a newspaper owned by the British fascist, Sir Oswald Mosley, arguing that the Third Reich was the "natural civilizer of Russia." After war broke out in September that year, he began a furious letter-writing campaign to the politicians he had petitioned six months earlier, arguing that the war was the result of an international banking conspiracy, and that the United States should keep out of it.[71]
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Tuesday, 19 February 2013 09:40 (eleven years ago) link
iirc his deeper attachment to Fascism made him pretty unsympathetic to the Nazis by the time the war got into gear. agree that this is slightly hair-splitty and that his later apology for anti-semitism was utterly unsatisfactory and disingenuous. still, just saying.
― graduate of the Suzanne Moore School of Apologies (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 19 February 2013 09:43 (eleven years ago) link
i fucking loved the nazis (when they were cool)
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Tuesday, 19 February 2013 09:49 (eleven years ago) link
Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery;None but ourselves can free our minds.
- Ezra Poud
― acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Tuesday, 19 February 2013 10:41 (eleven years ago) link
Pound even
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/485314_475396879176880_1247446132_n.jpg
― Mordy, Tuesday, 19 February 2013 15:56 (eleven years ago) link
Ehhhhh - - - not my cup of tea at all but those are reasonably passable photoshops if you're into that kind of thing.
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 19 February 2013 17:29 (eleven years ago) link
took me a while to figure out wtf was even going on there
― zero dark (s1ocki), Tuesday, 19 February 2013 18:06 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/538238_220623968081115_1363002118_n.jpg
i'm shocked they couldn't find the author of this bon mot
― Mordy, Tuesday, 19 February 2013 22:38 (eleven years ago) link
Believe it or not, that's a direct quote from Catch A Fire
― dog latin, Tuesday, 19 February 2013 22:43 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/11095_337037746414102_1666862448_n.jpg
― dog latin, Tuesday, 19 February 2013 23:05 (eleven years ago) link
alcoholism?
― :C (crüt), Tuesday, 19 February 2013 23:07 (eleven years ago) link
Judaism?
― :C (crüt), Tuesday, 19 February 2013 23:08 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/163374_489768517725334_1604667435_n.png
we need to find man
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Tuesday, 19 February 2013 23:30 (eleven years ago) link
fb page hosting this refers to dog as "furkid" fucking kill me
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Tuesday, 19 February 2013 23:31 (eleven years ago) link
THURRR TAKIN' HIS DAWWWWWWG
― tochter tochter, please (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 19 February 2013 23:38 (eleven years ago) link
I'm pretty sure that macro was written by the implied author of George Saunders' story The Semplica-Girl Diaries.
― Øystein, Tuesday, 19 February 2013 23:39 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/482623_602168436464028_1092461429_n.jpg
"like or share if you agree"
― purp (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 20 February 2013 01:43 (eleven years ago) link
I feel like I should inform everyone that the second world in the above macro depicts the characters of "Hetalia: Axis Powers" which I will let you google on your own.
― Women, Fire, and Dangerous Zings (silby), Wednesday, 20 February 2013 02:07 (eleven years ago) link
He also has two sisters: his older sister is Ukraine who is kind but easily upset, while his younger sister Belarus absolutely terrifies him.
lol wuht
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 20 February 2013 10:39 (eleven years ago) link
leave it Bananaman, it's Mangatown
― tochter tochter, please (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 20 February 2013 10:45 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/382294_607882065893121_120607635_n.jpg
― Mordy, Wednesday, 20 February 2013 13:47 (eleven years ago) link
is Code Black a new Mountain Dew flavor?
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Wednesday, 20 February 2013 14:12 (eleven years ago) link
no darkrooms in exciting new digital world, if you see darkness in your life you are living in the past.
― ledge, Wednesday, 20 February 2013 14:43 (eleven years ago) link
That homeless guy looks like Thom Yorke.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 20 February 2013 16:07 (eleven years ago) link
R.I.P. maps
― how's life, Wednesday, 20 February 2013 17:05 (eleven years ago) link
Horrible, harrowing, terrible pictures are also developed from negatives in a dark room.
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 20 February 2013 18:48 (eleven years ago) link
some could even be pictures of that macro
― administrator galina (Matt P), Wednesday, 20 February 2013 19:04 (eleven years ago) link
The most harrowing image of all.
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 20 February 2013 19:13 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/45839_470596773007169_105121178_n.png
― My god. Pure ideology. (ey), Wednesday, 20 February 2013 23:30 (eleven years ago) link
PRIDE 2013
― administrator galina (Matt P), Wednesday, 20 February 2013 23:35 (eleven years ago) link
The pixelation on that is so horrifying.
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Wednesday, 20 February 2013 23:36 (eleven years ago) link
kind of funny/awful to imagine how these folk would be squirming in their graves at this doggerel falsely attributed to them...
― Eyeball Kicks, Wednesday, 20 February 2013 23:41 (eleven years ago) link
good photo of abe, he should use that for his own facebook page
― acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Wednesday, 20 February 2013 23:42 (eleven years ago) link
Shakespeare's doesn't scan
― tochter tochter, please (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 21 February 2013 00:01 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/402971_10151571021003465_842347628_n.jpg
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Thursday, 21 February 2013 00:24 (eleven years ago) link
They fits in you pocket! What a country!
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Thursday, 21 February 2013 00:25 (eleven years ago) link
i can't live without my pocket vhs player
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 21 February 2013 00:27 (eleven years ago) link
The advances in trouser technology..
― Mark G, Thursday, 21 February 2013 00:29 (eleven years ago) link
half of those things are pocket sized already that photo is stupid
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 21 February 2013 00:31 (eleven years ago) link
I totally can't fit a grown blonde man in my pocket wtf
― Donkamole Marvin (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 21 February 2013 00:32 (eleven years ago) link
is that the greatest american hero
― железобетонное очко (mookieproof), Thursday, 21 February 2013 00:32 (eleven years ago) link
SURE MAKES YOU THINK ABOUT THINGS
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 21 February 2013 00:33 (eleven years ago) link
BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I PUT THINGS IN MY POCKETNEVER THOUGHT I COULD FEEL SO FREEEEEEEE
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 21 February 2013 00:35 (eleven years ago) link
I would swear there's been positive ILX discussion about that image.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 21 February 2013 00:36 (eleven years ago) link
That's Bob Sirott, longtime Chicagoland DJ/TV anchor. I remember a segment in the mid-80s when he went to the Consumer Electronics Show and asked various vendors about quadrophonic gear because ha ha, the 70s were lame!
― Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Thursday, 21 February 2013 01:24 (eleven years ago) link
So quit bitching about drone strikes!
― nickn, Thursday, 21 February 2013 01:35 (eleven years ago) link
That guy looks too much like an ex-boyfriend.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 21 February 2013 02:50 (eleven years ago) link
But seriously, I often look at my iPhone and think about all the amazing things that it does and get really excited about the future. And the present. I mean, it is legitimately awesome that I have a magic rectangle in my pocket that can do all of the things depicted in that picture.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 21 February 2013 02:53 (eleven years ago) link
I agree! Same with clothes, I find it amazing how light high end hiking gear is. Can't afford it but it feels good to know it exists
― badg, Thursday, 21 February 2013 03:27 (eleven years ago) link
based on pic, it's 30 years
― inste grammophon (rogermexico.), Thursday, 21 February 2013 03:28 (eleven years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/30d000eb138313b210c16c84f5d50258/tumblr_mh75xeBWb41rk74yho1_500.jpg
― goole, Thursday, 21 February 2013 06:21 (eleven years ago) link
dickartes
― I'm on Picasso's side here. (crüt), Thursday, 21 February 2013 06:22 (eleven years ago) link
It's amazing that anything has ever happened
― albvivertine, Thursday, 21 February 2013 07:03 (eleven years ago) link
So much has changed, and yet so much is the same!
― Mark G, Thursday, 21 February 2013 09:43 (eleven years ago) link
Hey guys, I just realised something - we're all in CYBERSPACE! We do it every day as part of our JOBS!
― dog latin, Thursday, 21 February 2013 09:59 (eleven years ago) link
I Dick, Therefore I Am
― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Thursday, 21 February 2013 10:41 (eleven years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/35fc93ebbbfc3ed70848e8d721756e30/tumblr_mifl38844v1qh6gzao1_500.jpg
― goole, Thursday, 21 February 2013 17:47 (eleven years ago) link
― how's life, Thursday, 21 February 2013 17:50 (eleven years ago) link
bahaahaha
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 21 February 2013 17:51 (eleven years ago) link
'men'
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 21 February 2013 17:55 (eleven years ago) link
I'll take the swag please
― cardamon, Thursday, 21 February 2013 18:08 (eleven years ago) link
It's not just the obvious flaws in each particular inspirational quote that's the problem for me, it's seeing people you know, have a lot of time for etc putting up macro after macro, like 10 in one go, when you know they're going through a difficult time, and also knowing, well, being 70% sure, that most of the things those macros say are the opposite of what that person should be thinking about
― cardamon, Thursday, 21 February 2013 18:10 (eleven years ago) link
Oh and I'm sure I saw a version of the birth stretch marks one - text reads 'These wounds are tiger stripes/it just means you've earned your stripes' - which seems fair enough to me (as someone who will never have birth stretch marks)
but this one had several pictures of slit wrists
That seems dangerous. Because yes you should absolutely be able to say 'My body is beautiful, fuck you if you don't like my stretch marks, they mean I had this kid which is brilliant'. But I don't think looking at self harm scars and saying 'This means I'm powerful' is like a good idea. Or am I talking rubbish and this might be useful to someone?
― cardamon, Thursday, 21 February 2013 18:13 (eleven years ago) link
really it's way more amazing that you can fit like a million paintings on a VHS tape then that you can fit the contents of a VHS tape in an iphone, proportionally speaking.
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Thursday, 21 February 2013 18:16 (eleven years ago) link
cardamon, thinking like that will only drive you crazy. just accept the idea that rampant, near-universal irrationality means there is that much more unused rationality left over for YOU!
― Aimless, Thursday, 21 February 2013 18:52 (eleven years ago) link
don't get this - if you like your paintings in shitty resolution, you can fit bazillions on an iphone
― Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, 21 February 2013 20:00 (eleven years ago) link
you can fit a few iphones in a vhs if you scoop out the innards
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Thursday, 21 February 2013 20:01 (eleven years ago) link
don't get this - if you like your iphones in pointless places, you can fit a bazillion inside a volcano
― Øystein, Thursday, 21 February 2013 20:20 (eleven years ago) link
i can fit my fist in my mouth
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Thursday, 21 February 2013 20:33 (eleven years ago) link
i can fit a--
nevermind
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 21 February 2013 21:31 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/s480x480/574659_542832602416351_592765963_n.jpg
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Thursday, 21 February 2013 21:51 (eleven years ago) link
not a good example
not a good comma
― Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, 21 February 2013 21:55 (eleven years ago) link
uggghhh I'm so tired of these
make them go away
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 21 February 2013 21:55 (eleven years ago) link
"thug"
― :C (crüt), Thursday, 21 February 2013 21:56 (eleven years ago) link
I remember when I thought some ecards were funny. God I was young then.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 21 February 2013 22:35 (eleven years ago) link
Haven't those been around for, like, 10 years now?
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 21 February 2013 22:39 (eleven years ago) link
"We did not talk like that."
http://static.environmentalgraffiti.com/sites/default/files/images/http-inlinethumb14.webshots.com-4365-2707170280104181437S600x600Q85.jpg
― this is called money bags (Phil D.), Thursday, 21 February 2013 22:41 (eleven years ago) link
Another one courtesy of Boyfriends who actually treat their girlfriends like princesses
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/c0.0.400.400/p403x403/207305_547895221908406_88747324_n.jpgLIKE if you think this is true
― dog latin, Thursday, 21 February 2013 23:14 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/560090_547841978580397_1915161480_n.jpg
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 21 February 2013 23:17 (eleven years ago) link
Oh christ, some of these are so...
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/560090_547841978580397_1915161480_n.jpghttps://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/45840_547859811911947_1197114890_n.jpghttps://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/166701_547582041939724_1412646390_n.jpghttps://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/538087_547387708625824_29673055_n.jpg
― dog latin, Thursday, 21 February 2013 23:25 (eleven years ago) link
hah, xpost
a toilet without excrement
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 21 February 2013 23:36 (eleven years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9e08epeq91rrgxp2o1_500.jpgbit off-topic but i'm looking for a reading of this picture that isn't totally racist and not coming up with much
― chilli, Friday, 22 February 2013 01:01 (eleven years ago) link
hey boys
how's it going
do you know?
you're single
because
you think you're
a guy like this
instead you're
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 22 February 2013 01:05 (eleven years ago) link
how can it conceivably be racist, the good guy is Jackie Chan
― marc robot (seandalai), Friday, 22 February 2013 01:05 (eleven years ago) link
I'm not sure if my idea of love is being drowned by one of Mumford & Sons, tbh.
― emil.y, Friday, 22 February 2013 01:06 (eleven years ago) link
if you go for barton fink you end up dead in a fleabag hotel so idgi
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 22 February 2013 01:06 (eleven years ago) link
lol are pictures 1, 2 and 5 all the same dude aka the dude that made that macro?
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Friday, 22 February 2013 01:06 (eleven years ago) link
Picture 6 caption:
"I collect spores, molds, and fungus"
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 22 February 2013 01:09 (eleven years ago) link
o i meant 1,2, and 6 obv
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Friday, 22 February 2013 01:21 (eleven years ago) link
― emil.y, Thursday, February 21, 2013 5:06 PM
hahaha <3 u em
― sleeve, Friday, 22 February 2013 01:34 (eleven years ago) link
hey ladies, i'm a pretty nice dude, so let me tell you what you should want and why you deserve it when you get hurt. page 200 in the annals of internet creeps.
― Spectrum, Friday, 22 February 2013 01:39 (eleven years ago) link
http://i47.tinypic.com/2ylmxxc.png
― sleepingbag, Friday, 22 February 2013 01:39 (eleven years ago) link
wait for it...
http://i11.tinypic.com/53ucxtl.gifhttp://i11.tinypic.com/53ucxtl.gifhttp://i11.tinypic.com/53ucxtl.gif
― sleepingbag, Friday, 22 February 2013 01:40 (eleven years ago) link
ARRGHHH FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/19809_569427773069839_1418864952_n.jpg
― the Shearer of simulated snowsex etc. (Dwight Yorke), Friday, 22 February 2013 09:06 (eleven years ago) link
"Inconsolably depressed? T-rex's have short forearms. Job done"
― dog latin, Friday, 22 February 2013 09:25 (eleven years ago) link
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Thursday, February 21, 2013 8:06 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
hah I love how he dressed all up like a nerd in one
― lag∞n, Friday, 22 February 2013 09:25 (eleven years ago) link
more importantly, why the heck is he in nothing but boxers and a gym towel with the camera pointing towards his crotch in the first pic?
― dog latin, Friday, 22 February 2013 09:46 (eleven years ago) link
Because he's saying "Hey, Ladies" in that one.
― Mark G, Friday, 22 February 2013 10:27 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/285264_453524771387473_1804240143_n.jpg
― caek, Friday, 22 February 2013 10:42 (eleven years ago) link
should replace that with a picture of somebody spreading cowshit over the field
― tochter tochter, please (Noodle Vague), Friday, 22 February 2013 10:44 (eleven years ago) link
"If it's not safe to eat......how can it be safe to eat?"
― carl agatha, Friday, 22 February 2013 13:18 (eleven years ago) link
I mean, it's not safe to breathe tomato soup either.
― dog latin, Friday, February 22, 2013 4:46 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
go on instagram and look at popular pics and you'll find a million accounts where shirtless teenage dudes do those comic-book-style image macros it is so fucking weird
― zero dark (s1ocki), Friday, 22 February 2013 14:30 (eleven years ago) link
the worst of these is surely the ones that claim some awful tragedy and then have a picture of spongebob looking pensive.
― ryan, Friday, 22 February 2013 15:05 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/DtIYmUJ.jpg
― zero dark (s1ocki), Friday, 22 February 2013 15:28 (eleven years ago) link
is that all true?
― dog latin, Friday, 22 February 2013 15:32 (eleven years ago) link
oh man oh man oh man, here's one I just got on my feed:
man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door. SON: 'Daddy, may I ask you a question?' DAD: 'Yeah sure, what is it?' replied the man. SON: 'Daddy, how much do you make an hour?' DAD: 'That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?' the man said angrily. SON: 'I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?' DAD: 'If you must know, I make $100 an hour.' SON: 'Oh,' the little boy replied, with his head down. SON: 'Daddy, may I please borrow $50?' The father was furious, 'If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I don't work hard everyday for such childish frivolity's.' The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door. The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money? After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down , and started to think: Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that $50 and he really didn't ask for money very often.The man went to the door of the little boy's room and opened the door. 'Are you asleep, son?' He asked. 'No daddy, I'm awake,' replied the boy. 'I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier' said the man. 'It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the $50 you asked for.' The little boy sat straight up, smiling. 'Oh, thank you daddy!' he yelled.Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills. The man saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry again. The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his father. 'Why do you want more money if you already have some?' the father grumbled. 'Because I didn't have enough, but now I do,' the little boy replied. 'Daddy, I have $100 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you.' The father was crushed. He put his arms around his little son, and he begged for his forgiveness. It's just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life. We should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts.Do remember to share that $100 worth of your time with someone you love. If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of hours... But the family & friends we leave behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives.
SON: 'Daddy, may I ask you a question?' DAD: 'Yeah sure, what is it?' replied the man. SON: 'Daddy, how much do you make an hour?' DAD: 'That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?' the man said angrily. SON: 'I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?' DAD: 'If you must know, I make $100 an hour.' SON: 'Oh,' the little boy replied, with his head down. SON: 'Daddy, may I please borrow $50?'
The father was furious, 'If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I don't work hard everyday for such childish frivolity's.'
The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door.
The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money? After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down , and started to think: Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that $50 and he really didn't ask for money very often.
The man went to the door of the little boy's room and opened the door. 'Are you asleep, son?' He asked. 'No daddy, I'm awake,' replied the boy. 'I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier' said the man. 'It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the $50 you asked for.' The little boy sat straight up, smiling. 'Oh, thank you daddy!' he yelled.
Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills. The man saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry again. The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his father. 'Why do you want more money if you already have some?' the father grumbled. 'Because I didn't have enough, but now I do,' the little boy replied.
'Daddy, I have $100 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you.'
The father was crushed. He put his arms around his little son, and he begged for his forgiveness.
It's just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life. We should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts.
Do remember to share that $100 worth of your time with someone you love. If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of hours... But the family & friends we leave behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives.
fuck you kid, buy an Xbox and cram it
― frogbs, Friday, 22 February 2013 15:47 (eleven years ago) link
tbh if you're the sort of hard-working go-getter that's missing out on your family just to get the job done then fuck you anyway, you'll get what you deserve in hell
― tochter tochter, please (Noodle Vague), Friday, 22 February 2013 15:49 (eleven years ago) link
but you cant just say that, so here's a 1000 word story about something that never happened, ever
― frogbs, Friday, 22 February 2013 15:51 (eleven years ago) link
won't someone please think of the children
― Neil S, Friday, 22 February 2013 15:54 (eleven years ago) link
kids should shut up and wear their little suits and learn life lessons on the streets or from their nanny
― Austerity Ponies, Friday, 22 February 2013 16:07 (eleven years ago) link
This one has come around on me a few times in the last 12 hours.
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/s480x480/554030_10151344905937983_807061793_n.jpg
― how's life, Friday, 22 February 2013 16:23 (eleven years ago) link
nsfw, probably^
would like to see that four-pronged dick
― my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Friday, 22 February 2013 16:24 (eleven years ago) link
I don't work hard everyday for such childish frivolity's.
Dude has a way with kids tho
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 22 February 2013 17:09 (eleven years ago) link
in that story, really love how the dad deals with his son, being a total dick. also at the beginning i was expecting it to be a story about how when you make money you pay taxes to assist stupid little shits who do nothing, some kind of crazy right-wing paranoia thing.
― Jibe, Friday, 22 February 2013 17:12 (eleven years ago) link
"your acting like a child", the dad said to child
― frogbs, Friday, 22 February 2013 17:13 (eleven years ago) link
He sure gets angry alot. Maybe professional wrestling pays pretty well.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 22 February 2013 17:19 (eleven years ago) link
i like that story, it's like a vignette from a 21st century mary poppins as seen through the eyes of someone recovering from blunt force trauma to the head.
― Spectrum, Friday, 22 February 2013 17:20 (eleven years ago) link
Do remember to share that $100 worth of your time with someone you love.
Also not everyone makes $100 an hour iirc
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 22 February 2013 17:23 (eleven years ago) link
well then you'll just have to spend more time, then.
― :C (crüt), Friday, 22 February 2013 17:25 (eleven years ago) link
then
Fuck that.
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 22 February 2013 17:26 (eleven years ago) link
father: son you have opened up my eyes to the true meaning of love. i will no longer get furious at you. i am sorry.son: thank you daddy! the son said as they hugged and the crumpled up dollar bills fell to the ground. the father never got angry again.
― Spectrum, Friday, 22 February 2013 17:30 (eleven years ago) link
-Harry Chapin
Also, where'd a 5 yo kid get $50?
― nickn, Friday, 22 February 2013 17:31 (eleven years ago) link
lil' Hustla
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 22 February 2013 17:32 (eleven years ago) link
'I'm sorry, son, but the little boy I work for made me sign a non-compete agreement.'
― Austerity Ponies, Friday, 22 February 2013 17:52 (eleven years ago) link
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 22 February 2013 18:59 (eleven years ago) link
http://pshomegazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/STOP_RACISM_by_KIMBRLY.jpg
― Like Poto I don't Cabengo (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 22 February 2013 19:09 (eleven years ago) link
http://infinitegags.com/images/2012/November/17/50a85f7bae7f9.jpg
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 22 February 2013 19:16 (eleven years ago) link
hit DESTROY if you don't care!!!!!
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 22 February 2013 19:18 (eleven years ago) link
Invented sex, too, didn't ya?
― Alma Mattar Paneer (doo dah), Friday, 22 February 2013 19:19 (eleven years ago) link
WOW.
― :C (crüt), Friday, 22 February 2013 19:23 (eleven years ago) link
SON: 'Daddy, may I ask you a question?'DAD: 'Yeah sure, what is it?' replied the man.SON: 'Daddy, how much do you make an hour?'DAD: 'That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?' the man said angrily.SON: 'I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?'DAD: 'If you must know, I make SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN'
― Julian-Joachim Roedelius (DJ Mencap), Friday, 22 February 2013 19:26 (eleven years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 22 February 2013 19:27 (eleven years ago) link
I feel sorry for the people who didn't get color TV until the 90s.
― Moodles, Friday, 22 February 2013 19:30 (eleven years ago) link
In fairness, that jpg could have been posted from Bhutan.
― Head Cheerleader, Homecoming Queen and part-time model (ShariVari), Friday, 22 February 2013 19:30 (eleven years ago) link
lol, Mencap.
That '90s thing has to be a joke, surely?
― emil.y, Friday, 22 February 2013 19:30 (eleven years ago) link
90's children are post-history, dudes
― Austerity Ponies, Friday, 22 February 2013 19:32 (eleven years ago) link
Crazy that the Super Nintendo was the first videogame system ever, isn't it?
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 22 February 2013 19:42 (eleven years ago) link
http://media-cache0.pinterest.com/upload/40039884158694695_gzxDIBDF_c.jpg
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 22 February 2013 19:45 (eleven years ago) link
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/738312_o.gif
she's gonna regret not having a burpcloth in a second
― Donkamole Marvin (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 22 February 2013 19:46 (eleven years ago) link
the most precious vomit-jewels
― :C (crüt), Friday, 22 February 2013 19:48 (eleven years ago) link
well that's a step beyond vietnam ear necklaces jesus christ
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 22 February 2013 19:49 (eleven years ago) link
― Austerity Ponies, Friday, 22 February 2013 19:54 (eleven years ago) link
the ellipsis really makes you pause and think...
― Neil S, Friday, 22 February 2013 19:58 (eleven years ago) link
...of horror movie taglines
― Austerity Ponies, Friday, 22 February 2013 20:02 (eleven years ago) link
... and Megadeth albums.
― carl agatha, Friday, 22 February 2013 20:19 (eleven years ago) link
I think that was a 90s Megadeth album title & cover, actually
― Neil S, Friday, 22 February 2013 20:22 (eleven years ago) link
feel like there's gonna be a joke at the end but no
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/523741_3945982769288_609324818_n.jpg
― Eyeball Kicks, Friday, 22 February 2013 20:23 (eleven years ago) link
no sexual videos on my wall :-(
― Neil S, Friday, 22 February 2013 20:24 (eleven years ago) link
SEND ME SEXIUAL PICTURE
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Friday, 22 February 2013 20:39 (eleven years ago) link
i swear to god when i just went to facebook at the top of the page in the address thing it said: facebook.com/TOMBOT
i'm scared. is he watching me from an undisclosed location?
― scott seward, Friday, 22 February 2013 20:55 (eleven years ago) link
lol that's gr80's facebook username iirc
― :C (crüt), Friday, 22 February 2013 20:56 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/542063_235521443220629_798393801_n.jpg
― :C (crüt), Friday, 22 February 2013 21:26 (eleven years ago) link
oh phew that was weird.
― scott seward, Friday, 22 February 2013 21:31 (eleven years ago) link
Totally read that as sarcasm. Stop being such a dick, Gosling.
― Austerity Ponies, Friday, 22 February 2013 21:41 (eleven years ago) link
that "Hackers are posting porn" is just a get-out clause in case you accidentally click like while you're on xHamster, rite?
― tochter tochter, please (Noodle Vague), Friday, 22 February 2013 22:07 (eleven years ago) link
sappy facebook memes: now available on one handy totebag
http://i.imgur.com/NUtkwKL.jpg?1
― my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Saturday, 23 February 2013 03:01 (eleven years ago) link
― Jibe, Friday, February 22, 2013 12:12 PM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Lol otm
― zero dark (s1ocki), Saturday, 23 February 2013 03:04 (eleven years ago) link
xpost - KILL IT WITH FIRE
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 23 February 2013 03:18 (eleven years ago) link
Ah yes, the lululemon bag. Makes me IA frequently!
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Saturday, 23 February 2013 12:19 (eleven years ago) link
^^^ When I was in jr high it was super cool to bring your gym clothes to school in a plastic Gap or The Limited bag, the kind that they gave you with your purchase, to signify that you shopped at these cool stores, and this is what I think of when I see grown ass women carrying their lunch in a Lululemon bag.
― carl agatha, Saturday, 23 February 2013 14:15 (eleven years ago) link
ESPRIT/Benetton bags at my school. I nabbed one of those large Chanel bag of my aunt's to carry paper/folders/pens around.
― karl lagerlout (suzy), Saturday, 23 February 2013 14:56 (eleven years ago) link
Oh shit yes, ESPRIT and Benetton, too. A Benetton bag was the ne plus ultra of plastic shopping bags repurposed for gym clothes.
― carl agatha, Saturday, 23 February 2013 15:25 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/539619_159226204232217_2119605293_n.jpg
― zero dark (s1ocki), Saturday, 23 February 2013 19:24 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/644271_159185017569669_52305171_n.jpg
https://www.facebook.com/sungazing1
― zero dark (s1ocki), Saturday, 23 February 2013 19:25 (eleven years ago) link
alternatively:
GET LOST AND STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 23 February 2013 19:26 (eleven years ago) link
neither needle on a record there
― tochter tochter, please (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 23 February 2013 19:26 (eleven years ago) link
"if you're this high, go and have a drink of water and a sit down"
so fucking tired of these showing up in my feed.
http://i412.photobucket.com/albums/pp201/sharonjoy666/D943F474-A1B2-4F67-894B-048879FE2673-507-00000047F44CD04C_zpsc2eecb6b.jpg
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 23 February 2013 22:05 (eleven years ago) link
Ugh, gross. Okay, thanks I'll updated whoyouprefertofuck.xls. Because your opinions on the fuckability of various women are super duper important.
― carl agatha, Saturday, 23 February 2013 22:07 (eleven years ago) link
p sure the bottom picture has in fact been squashed horizontally in photoshop
also no shit that lingerie models are hot
― my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Saturday, 23 February 2013 22:08 (eleven years ago) link
I dunno, ones below are blowing me a kiss, kind of hot
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 23 February 2013 22:10 (eleven years ago) link
you like boobs *round of applause*
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 23 February 2013 22:12 (eleven years ago) link
sorry to blow everyone's mind but
i like boobs
think about that one
like if you agree
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Saturday, 23 February 2013 22:15 (eleven years ago) link
i admire the stand u are taking for boobs
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 23 February 2013 22:15 (eleven years ago) link
my cousin's been posting a lot of bs from this page lately.
― Fetchboy, Sunday, 24 February 2013 00:16 (eleven years ago) link
Aren't those top models somewhere around a size 6?
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 24 February 2013 00:32 (eleven years ago) link
Maybe 8-10, but well within the privileged-body zone.
― emilys., Sunday, 24 February 2013 00:46 (eleven years ago) link
someone needs to make one where the top pic is of porn stars
― lag∞n, Sunday, 24 February 2013 02:07 (eleven years ago) link
Someone needs to make that happen
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 24 February 2013 02:09 (eleven years ago) link
top pic golden girlsbottom pic sex and the city
― big draadje kane (m bison), Sunday, 24 February 2013 02:17 (eleven years ago) link
top pic suffragettes bottom pic women getting burned at the stake for witchcraft
― big draadje kane (m bison), Sunday, 24 February 2013 02:18 (eleven years ago) link
top pic English bulldogsbottom pic French bulldogs
top pic two girls one cupbottom pic granny porn
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 24 February 2013 02:23 (eleven years ago) link
top pic peanut butterbottom pic jelly
― big draadje kane (m bison), Sunday, 24 February 2013 02:35 (eleven years ago) link
top pic Wesley snipes in to Wong foobottom pic Wesley snipes in blade
― big draadje kane (m bison), Sunday, 24 February 2013 02:36 (eleven years ago) link
top pic roninbottom pic die hard 4
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 24 February 2013 02:40 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/fKYdDtg.jpg
― Philip Nunez, Sunday, 24 February 2013 02:46 (eleven years ago) link
top pic ru paulbottom pic paul rudd
― Øystein, Sunday, 24 February 2013 02:47 (eleven years ago) link
omg.
phillip can i use that
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 24 February 2013 02:47 (eleven years ago) link
"you don't need permission for anything!" -- johnny rotten bob marley
― Philip Nunez, Sunday, 24 February 2013 02:49 (eleven years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 24 February 2013 02:51 (eleven years ago) link
hah
― lag∞n, Sunday, 24 February 2013 02:55 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/17640_474438809288915_1585763356_n.jpg
― just the tuomas (qiqing), Sunday, 24 February 2013 04:39 (eleven years ago) link
You'll never get anyone to like you if you treat them nicely. Everyone knows that!
― Aimless, Sunday, 24 February 2013 04:42 (eleven years ago) link
Because I look like a truck
― :C (crüt), Sunday, 24 February 2013 04:42 (eleven years ago) link
i hate it when girls always date the asshole trucks
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Sunday, 24 February 2013 04:45 (eleven years ago) link
http://static.commercialmotor.com/big-lorry-blog/DSC00185.JPG
― Aimless, Sunday, 24 February 2013 04:46 (eleven years ago) link
She got dumps like a truck (truck, truck)
― emil.y, Sunday, 24 February 2013 04:50 (eleven years ago) link
I think these trucks are hotter
http://www.majhost.com/gallery/oldblueengine/Pics/tsts.jpg
Than these
http://www.textually.org/textually/archives/2010/04/01/trucks.jpeg
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 24 February 2013 11:51 (eleven years ago) link
would wreck
― big draadje kane (m bison), Sunday, 24 February 2013 13:57 (eleven years ago) link
would shunt (the first being trains)
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 24 February 2013 15:52 (eleven years ago) link
Girls don't date poor trucks that's just romance 101
― zero dark (s1ocki), Sunday, 24 February 2013 17:39 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/164474_10152578066180057_217546010_n.jpg
I much preferred this one to the "Wait guys, turn back, we fucked up" one.
― dog latin, Monday, 25 February 2013 13:20 (eleven years ago) link
not sure why some bloke hanging himself should inspire hope
― Neil S, Monday, 25 February 2013 13:28 (eleven years ago) link
plus i kinda thought people who believed in the rapture were generally kind of down on evolution
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 25 February 2013 13:50 (eleven years ago) link
it's not evolution, it's a man and his three pet apes finding a man hanging from a noose
― big draadje kane (m bison), Monday, 25 February 2013 14:39 (eleven years ago) link
"tonight...we feast"
― balls, Monday, 25 February 2013 17:25 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/556306_479660368739913_1693105082_n.jpg
A while back, at the entrance of a gym, there was a picture of a very thin and beautiful woman. The caption was "This summer, do you want to be a mermaid or a whale?"
The story goes, a woman (of clothing size unknown) answered the following way:
"Dear people, whales are always surrounded by friends (dolphins, seals, curious humans), they are sexually active and raise their children with great tenderness.They entertain like crazy with dolphins and eat lots of prawns. They swim all day and travel to fantastic places like Patagonia, the Barents Sea or the coral reefs of Polynesia.They sing incredibly well and sometimes even are on cds. They are impressive and dearly loved animals, which everyone defend and admires.
Mermaids do not exist.
But if they existed, they would line up to see a psychologist because of a problem of split personality: woman or fish? They would have no sex life and could not bear children.Yes, they would be lovely, but lonely and sad.And, who wants a girl that smells like fish by his side?
Without a doubt, I'd rather be a whale.
At a time when the media tells us that only thin is beautiful, I prefer to eat ice cream with my kids, to have dinner with my husband, to eat and drink and have fun with my friends.
We women, we gain weight because we accumulate so much wisdom and knowledge that there isn't enough space in our heads, and it spreads all over our bodies.We are not fat, we are greatly cultivated.Every time I see my curves in the mirror, I tell myself: "How amazing am I ?! "Do share if you care.
― bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 20:43 (eleven years ago) link
whatever fatso
― Neil S, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 20:44 (eleven years ago) link
that story just makes me feel bad for mermaids, whales are bullies
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 20:45 (eleven years ago) link
About 1/3 of that is sound argument, but the other 2/3 comes straight out of crazy town.
― Aimless, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 20:47 (eleven years ago) link
And, who wants a girl that smells like fish by his side?
Boy is that an open goal.
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 20:49 (eleven years ago) link
did anyone else just imagine her staring at the ad and saying all of this to herself while other people just walk on by without noticing
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 20:52 (eleven years ago) link
my cat would love such a woman
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 21:10 (eleven years ago) link
so, did she enter the gym?
― frogbs, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 21:13 (eleven years ago) link
does that photo look weirdly 'shopped to anyone else
― Donkamole Marvin (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 21:16 (eleven years ago) link
when i was in middle school, this new kid started one year who had just moved from seattle and we all made fun of him because of his propensity to start sentences "back in seattle..." now i follow him on facebook and he seems pretty douchey, he's really into cigars, but mostly he reposts seattle/washington-related memes. most of them are about the seahawks but today i posted this: https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/733795_470576022996451_1026939062_n.jpgwhich doesn't make any sense? idgi. but still laughing about how much this guy's identity is still based in being from seattle.
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 21:20 (eleven years ago) link
You did?
― Mark G, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 21:21 (eleven years ago) link
he did
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 21:22 (eleven years ago) link
that is so funny
― zero dark (s1ocki), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 21:22 (eleven years ago) link
makes total sense, that is a classic "I don't actually live in cool city, but I live 45 minutes away, so I just tell people I live in the city"
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 21:25 (eleven years ago) link
that mermaid story makes me so fucking IA, I have some condescending gymrat douches in my feed who post shit like this all the time
yes I want to be a whale plz iceland feast on my blubber go fuck yourself
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 22:52 (eleven years ago) link
chaki made me laff on the facebook:
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/48141_10151488005165600_958512836_n.jpg
― scott seward, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 22:54 (eleven years ago) link
okay that's genius
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 23:25 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/426566_10151424280241192_1012890266_n.jpg
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 00:32 (eleven years ago) link
"yeah i see where you're going with thi--oh damn, got me again"
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 00:33 (eleven years ago) link
sharks eat millions of fish each year, which die in the process.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 00:56 (eleven years ago) link
for some reason I'm reminded of http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/112/843/killcrab.jpg
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 00:58 (eleven years ago) link
oh i see what you did th--zzzzzzzzz
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 00:59 (eleven years ago) link
That is one resigned-looking crab.
― nickn, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 02:01 (eleven years ago) link
The animal that is MAAAAAANNNN
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 11:02 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/s480x480/58415_583078528387061_1503994741_n.jpg
No!
― how's life, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 12:45 (eleven years ago) link
riding that train / high on vagina / casey jones you better watch your speed
― Mordy, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 13:10 (eleven years ago) link
Going to plant a weeping vaginaOn the banks green edge it will grow grow grow
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 13:31 (eleven years ago) link
A touch of Vagina.
that's the only one I know...
― Mark G, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 13:57 (eleven years ago) link
Sugar VaginaBlossoms blooming,Head's so emptyAnd I don't care.
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 13:59 (eleven years ago) link
William Tell has stretched his vagina till it won't stretch no furthermore
― how's life, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 13:59 (eleven years ago) link
Brown eyed women and red grenadine the vagina was dusty but the liquor was clean
― how's life, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:00 (eleven years ago) link
Nothin shakin on Shakedown streetused to be the heart of vaginaDon't tell me this vagina ain't got no heartYou just gotta poke around
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:01 (eleven years ago) link
She has vagina begonias tucked into her curls
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:02 (eleven years ago) link
once in a while you get shown the vaginain the strangest of placesif you look at it right
― Ward Fowler, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:04 (eleven years ago) link
Shakedown Vagina
― dog latin, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:19 (eleven years ago) link
oh it's been done
don't give into the facebook jpeg, guys
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:25 (eleven years ago) link
Replace a word in a song by a band with another word and post the hilarious results!
― ledge, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:30 (eleven years ago) link
"Only Tuesday"
― Mark G, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:31 (eleven years ago) link
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in vajizzle with you
― acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:31 (eleven years ago) link
diarrhea, diarrhea likes his money
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:32 (eleven years ago) link
This latest thing where it's all "Name someone famous who doesn't have a Z in their name. If you can do this then you are a GENIUS" or something. That needs to die.
― dog latin, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:34 (eleven years ago) link
I wonder how much of the Internet being obnoxious is just that the play-spaces of 11-year-olds and grownups can so quickly overlap each other. Like, I bet a lot of that stuff plays a lot better when you're just a kid, but it gets chain-lettered around and somehow people who really have no business being entertained by trying to name things without Z's in them (or w/e) are reposting this crap and we have to see it. Ditto forums and stuff - I mean I know it's commonly observed that if you're having a dumb argument with someone on the internet, they are probably 12, but I really do think it changes the type of space we inhabit, and maybe devalues the worthiness of 12-year-olds having SOME space where they can, y'know, be 12 and dumb.
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:40 (eleven years ago) link
YOU'RE DUMB
― dog latin, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:42 (eleven years ago) link
xp reminds me of the mid-90s when annoying acquaintances thought it was okay to spam you via email with lists of awful jokes. Which, when you think about it, is basically Facebook's whole thing.
― Neil S, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:42 (eleven years ago) link
itt put butt in the band name
― garfield drops some dank n' dirty dubz at 2am (unregistered), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:43 (eleven years ago) link
just to be clear, the great thing about ILX is that it does leave clear space for 31-year-olds to BE 12 for a few minutes a day, in a controlled environment.
the "money/monkey" thread is the best one though
have also thought a couple times about starting a "blood/butt" thread, mainly for the sake of pearl jam's searing jam "Butt"
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:44 (eleven years ago) link
what a loooooooooong strange vagina it's been....
― scott seward, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:48 (eleven years ago) link
I was searching around this morning to see if we had a thread dedicated to replacing the word "girl" with "squirrel" in popular song lyrics.
― how's life, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:48 (eleven years ago) link
44 going on 12!
― scott seward, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:49 (eleven years ago) link
the Madonna poll had me singing "bad squirrel/skunk by six".
― how's life, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:49 (eleven years ago) link
fart songs POX
― scott seward, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:50 (eleven years ago) link
I like Man replaced with Gran. I think I made that thread.
― dog latin, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:50 (eleven years ago) link
i started that fart thread anonymously when i was 33 going on 12.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:52 (eleven years ago) link
I wonder how much of the Internet being obnoxious is just that the play-spaces of 11-year-olds and grownups can so quickly overlap each other.
My OPO here is "OOps I Farted Again"
― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Sunday, April 27, 2003 8:10 PM (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― :C (crüt), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:53 (eleven years ago) link
Is there a song which cannot be made funnier by dropping the word "Trousers" in there somewhere...
― Mark G, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:54 (eleven years ago) link
of all of the trials i have faced since moving to the US, hearing people pronounce 'squirrel' as 'squirl' has been the most difficult to come to terms with. you wouldn't think it would come up that much, but...
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:57 (eleven years ago) link
I cannot make myself pronounce it any other way than squirl.
― :C (crüt), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 14:58 (eleven years ago) link
squirelle
― how's life, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 15:02 (eleven years ago) link
we have so many squirrels, it's hard to not remark upon them.
― how's life, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 15:03 (eleven years ago) link
Skwiral would make a good black metal / dubstep name.
― dog latin, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 15:08 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/549253_160673487420822_934031141_n.jpg
posted by my dad therefore i loled
― purp (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 15:23 (eleven years ago) link
he may have made it??
Incredible. Incredible.
― Mordy, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 15:23 (eleven years ago) link
There's"
Best to treble-down on the apostrophes if you're not sure, I suppose.
― Neil S, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 15:26 (eleven years ago) link
Hand in pic needs to scroll down, I want to read what comes after "RESPECT,"
Wait, I guess it ends: its called "RESPECT," incredible.
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 15:32 (eleven years ago) link
incredible, incredible.
― purp (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 15:33 (eleven years ago) link
That person actually has the word "incredible" tattooed in tiny print at the base of her thumb.
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 15:34 (eleven years ago) link
To remind her to put her phone down and pay attention to people.
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 15:35 (eleven years ago) link
maybe people who get offended by that should stop being so fucking boring
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 15:36 (eleven years ago) link
lol yes they are the boring ones
― purp (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 15:37 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/188765_10150140240214425_4189380_n.jpg
big girl u r beutyful
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 15:49 (eleven years ago) link
i'd rather be a whale than a mermaid.yes i would.if i only could,i surely would.
― Mordy, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 16:03 (eleven years ago) link
WE MUST SHARE THIS TO ALL
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 16:04 (eleven years ago) link
Under the sea, under the sea,There'll be no accusations,Just friendly crustaceansUnder the sea
― Neil S, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 16:05 (eleven years ago) link
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 16:45 (eleven years ago) link
She may want to see a doctor about that eye thing.
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 16:46 (eleven years ago) link
lol @ you guys actually doing that vagina grateful dead thing
― zero dark (s1ocki), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 18:59 (eleven years ago) link
diarrhea diarrhea diarrhea figaro
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 19:06 (eleven years ago) link
― :C (crüt), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 19:18 (eleven years ago) link
WE MUST SHARE THIS TO AL
― marc robot (seandalai), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 20:42 (eleven years ago) link
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17pppwo5xlk1hjpg/medium.jpg
AL, YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 20:48 (eleven years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 22:27 (eleven years ago) link
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v165/noodle_vague/600951_362173517183513_417305093_n_zps2c9d698d.jpg
― tochter tochter, please (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 28 February 2013 00:49 (eleven years ago) link
the autopsy reveals a brain tumor
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Thursday, 28 February 2013 01:01 (eleven years ago) link
― purp (roxymuzak), Thursday, 28 February 2013 01:02 (eleven years ago) link
there is no doctor
― zero dark (s1ocki), Thursday, 28 February 2013 02:38 (eleven years ago) link
That's wacky! A doctor would be all tapping his knees with a little rubber hammer, holding his stethoscope up to his back and thumping him thoughtfully while listening, and making him stick out his tongue and say, "aaaaaaah!" Doctors are funny like that. God knows why they do anything at all, when everything can be cured by meditation and lack of tv. That's why people lived to 1000 back in Methuselah's day. Fresh air! No tv!
― Aimless, Thursday, 28 February 2013 02:45 (eleven years ago) link
He doesn't say anything about stopping smoking.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 28 February 2013 03:09 (eleven years ago) link
ppl still smoke?
― Mordy, Thursday, 28 February 2013 03:23 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.stonerforums.com/styles/default/xenforo/weedpass.gif
― markers, Thursday, 28 February 2013 03:24 (eleven years ago) link
Ppl giving out medical advice on facebook is one of the worst things
― emilys., Thursday, 28 February 2013 04:34 (eleven years ago) link
ok today i overheard on the elevator the following:
"it's like that bob marley quote. some people don't want to go in the rain and get wet. some people are like 'oh, hey, it's rain.'"
― s.clover, Thursday, 28 February 2013 07:13 (eleven years ago) link
i dont even believe u
― mookieproof, Thursday, 28 February 2013 07:17 (eleven years ago) link
i think the doctor one is more about, "THESE CRAZY DOCTORS HOW CAN THEY EXPECT ME TO CHANGE MY WHOLE WAY OF LIFE" type sentiment.
also, yeah people still smoke, get used to it.
― hilarious topless cookie chef (the table is the table), Thursday, 28 February 2013 07:20 (eleven years ago) link
from greenpeace's pagehttps://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/555075_10151460139069684_1985481139_n.jpggood work everyone, your likes and shares finally paid off
― chilli, Thursday, 28 February 2013 08:27 (eleven years ago) link
all i could think of was this thread. it was very hard to keep a straight face.
― s.clover, Thursday, 28 February 2013 14:14 (eleven years ago) link
Thanks for your 2 million mishaps.
― lo! dating (dog latin), Thursday, 28 February 2013 14:22 (eleven years ago) link
Dammit, DL beat me to the punch :(
― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 28 February 2013 14:28 (eleven years ago) link
Thanks to your 2 millions actions and a mishap like this ↴http://static.ddmcdn.com/gif/asteroid-hits-earth-2.jpgdinosaurs are extinct.
SHARE this if you are ready to get rid of monkeys in 2014!
― Øystein, Thursday, 28 February 2013 17:59 (eleven years ago) link
― s.clover, Thursday, February 28, 2013 9:14 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yes I can imagine that must have been hard to do sitting alone in front of your computer
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Thursday, 28 February 2013 21:04 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/535396_481932225188968_1921880072_n.jpg
ME NO UNDERSTAND
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Friday, 1 March 2013 01:22 (eleven years ago) link
"financial aid"
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Friday, 1 March 2013 01:23 (eleven years ago) link
How do I go out to eat when I have a mortgage?!?
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Friday, 1 March 2013 01:30 (eleven years ago) link
i can only read this like an actual sincere question, the person who made it has no idea how debt works but also can only communicate in pictures
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Friday, 1 March 2013 01:34 (eleven years ago) link
"me no understand" otm
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Friday, 1 March 2013 01:34 (eleven years ago) link
http://i47.tinypic.com/29pq4uq.jpg
― sleepingbag, Friday, 1 March 2013 07:07 (eleven years ago) link
the magic of shoving your head up another unicorn's butt
― a phenomenological description of The Eagles (Noodle Vague), Friday, 1 March 2013 07:13 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/QJe14TI.png
― messiahwannabe, Friday, 1 March 2013 07:33 (eleven years ago) link
Fake. Everyone knows Bob Marley said everything.
― Three Word Username, Friday, 1 March 2013 07:40 (eleven years ago) link
Getting a slight Spy vs Spy vibe from the blue and red square and rectangle.
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 1 March 2013 15:33 (eleven years ago) link
Becoming a memehttp://i1354.photobucket.com/albums/q687/hipstee/644717_10200575451459477_669014912_n_zpsfe5a72a5.jpg
― Bnad, Saturday, 2 March 2013 00:25 (eleven years ago) link
that's ancient in internet years.
― s.clover, Saturday, 2 March 2013 01:11 (eleven years ago) link
I sent that to the two people I know with PhDs in philosophy and it made both of them sputteringly enraged which was awesome.
― joygoat, Saturday, 2 March 2013 03:22 (eleven years ago) link
Pobody's Nerfect in inappropriate contexts always makes me laugh
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Saturday, 2 March 2013 03:31 (eleven years ago) link
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-yBe5roLCWqE/ULHaz_XfypI/AAAAAAAAGLw/n_ic7SMuxlg/s1600/Nerf+N-Strike+Elite+Rough+Cut+2x4-+Preview+01.jpg
― Gunoka Cuntles (Matt P), Saturday, 2 March 2013 03:42 (eleven years ago) link
n-strike elite gunman is serious
― mookieproof, Saturday, 2 March 2013 03:46 (eleven years ago) link
http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/dam/assets/121119044835-obeidallah-twinkie-pack-story-top.jpg
― Gunoka Cuntles (Matt P), Saturday, 2 March 2013 03:50 (eleven years ago) link
just posted that Quotes of the great philosophers macro. I have become *one of them*
― Neil S, Saturday, 2 March 2013 13:33 (eleven years ago) link
They are very well chosen.
― emil.y, Saturday, 2 March 2013 14:05 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/535516_4788059894309_310138793_n.jpgAn economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before, but had recently failed an entire class. That class had insisted that Obama's socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer. The professor then said, "OK, we will have an experiment in this class on Obama's plan".. All grades will be averaged and everyone will receive the same grade so no one will fail and no one will receive an A.... (substituting grades for dollars - something closer to home and more readily understood by all).After the first test, the grades were averaged and everyone got a B. The students who studied hard were upset and the students who studied little were happy. As the second test rolled around, the students who studied little had studied even less and the ones who studied hard decided they wanted a free ride too so they studied little. The second test average was a D! No one was happy. When the 3rd test rolled around, the average was an F. As the tests proceeded, the scores never increased as bickering, blame and name-calling all resulted in hard feelings and no one would study for the benefit of anyone else. To their great surprise, ALL FAILED and the professor told them that socialism would also ultimately fail because when the reward is great, the effort to succeed is great, but when government takes all the reward away, no one will try or want to succeed. Could not be any simpler than that. (Please pass this on)...
An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before, but had recently failed an entire class. That class had insisted that Obama's socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer.
The professor then said, "OK, we will have an experiment in this class on Obama's plan".. All grades will be averaged and everyone will receive the same grade so no one will fail and no one will receive an A.... (substituting grades for dollars - something closer to home and more readily understood by all).
After the first test, the grades were averaged and everyone got a B. The students who studied hard were upset and the students who studied little were happy. As the second test rolled around, the students who studied little had studied even less and the ones who studied hard decided they wanted a free ride too so they studied little.
The second test average was a D! No one was happy. When the 3rd test rolled around, the average was an F.
As the tests proceeded, the scores never increased as bickering, blame and name-calling all resulted in hard feelings and no one would study for the benefit of anyone else.
To their great surprise, ALL FAILED and the professor told them that socialism would also ultimately fail because when the reward is great, the effort to succeed is great, but when government takes all the reward away, no one will try or want to succeed. Could not be any simpler than that. (Please pass this on)...
etc
As stupid as this shit is (also lol @ "Obama's Socialism"), it isn't too far away from what I was taught about Evil Communism in middle school history classes in the US.
― My god. Pure ideology. (ey), Saturday, 2 March 2013 21:15 (eleven years ago) link
prof totally looks like a commie
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Saturday, 2 March 2013 21:19 (eleven years ago) link
i notice he's offering 'free tutorials', which seems pretty commie
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Saturday, 2 March 2013 21:27 (eleven years ago) link
unless the fine print is some kind of obama gotcha
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Saturday, 2 March 2013 21:28 (eleven years ago) link
because what's to stop half the country from killing themselves and therefore everyone
― abanana, Saturday, 2 March 2013 21:31 (eleven years ago) link
Ha, the last time I bothered to try to discuss the benefits of any social system other than small government free market capitalism with my pop, he trotted out that very argument.
"I think it's important to have a strong social welfare system, and I think the government should prioritize taking care of its citizens.""WELL WHAT IF YOU EARNED THE BEST GRADE IN YOUR CLASS BUT YOUR PROFESSOR GAVE EVERYBODY A C???"
― carl agatha, Saturday, 2 March 2013 21:34 (eleven years ago) link
this is why soviet mathematicians were famously mediocre.
― s.clover, Saturday, 2 March 2013 21:36 (eleven years ago) link
Could not be any simpler than that.
― :C (crüt), Saturday, 2 March 2013 21:40 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/s480x480/530604_540969775921302_949050669_n.jpg
rawforbeauty
― pacing like a lion, as weightless as an astronaut (onimo), Saturday, 2 March 2013 21:40 (eleven years ago) link
give you best
― Mark G, Saturday, 2 March 2013 21:46 (eleven years ago) link
peaple
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Saturday, 2 March 2013 21:56 (eleven years ago) link
that heidegger picture and quote means the whole class gets an A+
― Cunga, Saturday, 2 March 2013 22:15 (eleven years ago) link
ok my dad has now posted that "there's an app for that, its called RESPECT, incredible, incredible" picture three separate times
― purp (roxymuzak), Sunday, 3 March 2013 06:49 (eleven years ago) link
i like doing great work because of the inspirational bell curve.
― Gunoka Cuntles (Matt P), Sunday, 3 March 2013 07:02 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/dBXcscm.jpg
― Cunga, Sunday, 3 March 2013 07:03 (eleven years ago) link
om nom nom
― Gunoka Cuntles (Matt P), Sunday, 3 March 2013 07:06 (eleven years ago) link
― purp (roxymuzak), Sunday, March 3, 2013 1:49 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
irony
― lag∞n, Sunday, 3 March 2013 13:26 (eleven years ago) link
Someone please tell me where i can read about Obama's socialism plan. Is this guy some covert 1% stooge or is he genuinely a paranoid idiot?
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 3 March 2013 15:10 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.theholidayzone.com/school/venn.gif
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 3 March 2013 17:01 (eleven years ago) link
http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4106/5020636543_927c349097.jpg
architect memes, bring em on
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 3 March 2013 18:55 (eleven years ago) link
p intriguing story being told there
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Sunday, 3 March 2013 19:00 (eleven years ago) link
I FUCKING LOVE VENN DIAGRAMS
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Sunday, 3 March 2013 19:01 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/3512_614347038592041_1758466729_n.jpg
― Mordy, Monday, 4 March 2013 01:45 (eleven years ago) link
The moon has been partially destroyed. How peaceful could that be?
― Aimless, Monday, 4 March 2013 02:01 (eleven years ago) link
that's no moon
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Monday, 4 March 2013 02:05 (eleven years ago) link
p sure thats the holy spirit
― purp (roxymuzak), Monday, 4 March 2013 02:07 (eleven years ago) link
I feel blessed that our poorly constructed house wasn't hit by that giant fortune cookie
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 4 March 2013 02:11 (eleven years ago) link
or the purple toxic event
― less Shin, more Stubbs (weatheringdaleson), Monday, 4 March 2013 02:12 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/301166_3576673342843_1729649391_n.jpg
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Monday, 4 March 2013 06:26 (eleven years ago) link
"If people scorn or mock you for your incessant j00s did 9/11 conspiracy fantasising, don't let them get you down. Keep on fighting the good fight, brother"
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 4 March 2013 09:47 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/32166_559941280693554_1698430710_n.jpg
27,000+ likes...smdh
― My god. Pure ideology. (ey), Monday, 4 March 2013 09:57 (eleven years ago) link
only a poorly rendered Facebook macro can judge me!
― Neil S, Monday, 4 March 2013 10:02 (eleven years ago) link
prefer that to the "stick to your guns, your wacky theories = THE TRUTH" ones tbh
― a phenomenological description of The Eagles (Noodle Vague), Monday, 4 March 2013 10:03 (eleven years ago) link
Got this tasteful double whammy from a high school friend last night.
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/555392_627874730562434_1143721883_n.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/306106_353796424733804_927792135_n.jpg
― Three Word Username, Monday, 4 March 2013 10:03 (eleven years ago) link
shocking to think there might be a link between people receiving treatment for mental illness and mass shootings
― a phenomenological description of The Eagles (Noodle Vague), Monday, 4 March 2013 10:04 (eleven years ago) link
also pretty sure our ancestors ate whole, unprocessed and healthy foods before dying at 30
― a phenomenological description of The Eagles (Noodle Vague), Monday, 4 March 2013 10:05 (eleven years ago) link
also pretty sure our ancestors ate whole, unprocessed and healthy foods before dying at 30 years of age, 2 less than the common potato
― acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Monday, 4 March 2013 10:12 (eleven years ago) link
It's the collision of sensitive New Age heal the world sentiment (which this friend has been displaying ad nauseum from the beginning) with white conservative person "fuck you, gimmee me guns and leave my money alone" (which is new for this friend, but fits her demographic perfectly) Libertarianism that I find fascinating.
― Three Word Username, Monday, 4 March 2013 10:15 (eleven years ago) link
If only people would eat better, we could avoid the terrible tragedy of universal health care in the US.
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 4 March 2013 10:30 (eleven years ago) link
hah yes im sure doctors are missing the fact that whole unprocessed foods are good for you doctors never say anything like that
― lag∞n, Monday, 4 March 2013 13:00 (eleven years ago) link
No, because that would put them out of employment, obviously, dur.
You never see a cow at a doctors, do you?
― Mark G, Monday, 4 March 2013 13:25 (eleven years ago) link
cows are just horses in disguise iirc
― a phenomenological description of The Eagles (Noodle Vague), Monday, 4 March 2013 15:24 (eleven years ago) link
A couple of Jesus hippies constantly post stuff like the wholesome foods thing. Yesterday, it was a macro that claimed kids who hate 12 hot dogs a month were 9X more likely to have leukemia; followed by a posting about her new essential oils class.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 4 March 2013 15:29 (eleven years ago) link
shd hook these people up with the "I Love Banging Science" crowd and see what happens
― a phenomenological description of The Eagles (Noodle Vague), Monday, 4 March 2013 15:38 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/64847_594111950618490_529993521_n.jpg
Did u kno?
― Vote in BOTH ILM 70s polls please! (Viceroy), Monday, 4 March 2013 15:44 (eleven years ago) link
kamehameHAAAAAAAAA
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Monday, 4 March 2013 15:45 (eleven years ago) link
no one has permitted me to believe this
― lag∞n, Monday, 4 March 2013 15:57 (eleven years ago) link
going to have to get clearance on that
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 4 March 2013 16:54 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/576392_478804128857965_1530784941_n.jpg
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Monday, 4 March 2013 17:27 (eleven years ago) link
Dear Future Do not give me any more lessons. I've learned everything fyi.
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 4 March 2013 17:32 (eleven years ago) link
dear future i am ready for dessert
― lag∞n, Monday, 4 March 2013 17:34 (eleven years ago) link
Dear FutureSorry you have to do all those dishes.
― rob, Monday, 4 March 2013 17:36 (eleven years ago) link
And yet, the only thing they have to offer the present is an inert flat line.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 4 March 2013 18:11 (eleven years ago) link
Dear Present,I'm Bored
― Moodles, Monday, 4 March 2013 18:41 (eleven years ago) link
dear futureturn on the lights
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Monday, 4 March 2013 18:43 (eleven years ago) link
People who think that all disease conditions are caused by poor eating habits are the worst savages. They are no different than Mary Baker Eddy claiming that all disease was an illusion which could be cured by prayer. We should give them all malaria and then let them cure themselves with pure, whole natural foods.
― Aimless, Monday, 4 March 2013 18:45 (eleven years ago) link
zachylon otm
― C: (crüt), Monday, 4 March 2013 18:45 (eleven years ago) link
Aimless OTMx1000000000
― carl agatha, Monday, 4 March 2013 18:53 (eleven years ago) link
GIVE THEM ALL MALARIA
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 4 March 2013 18:54 (eleven years ago) link
Made the mistake of engaging my friend on this subject, bringing up environmental pollution and accidents from injuries as two things foods couldn't cure, and was told in response that the cure for cancer has been known for 75 years. Hoo boy.
― Three Word Username, Monday, 4 March 2013 18:57 (eleven years ago) link
is the cure apples
i bet it's apples
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Monday, 4 March 2013 19:00 (eleven years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/43/Illness_as_Metaphor_%28Sontag_book%29.jpg
― Bnad, Monday, 4 March 2013 19:19 (eleven years ago) link
Aimless otm except for apparent belief that many or all ilxors are mosquitoes.
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 4 March 2013 19:42 (eleven years ago) link
I suspect buzza for one.
― aztec table rapper (seandalai), Monday, 4 March 2013 19:49 (eleven years ago) link
There are more of us around here than you'd think!
― Doctor Mosquito (Doctor Casino), Monday, 4 March 2013 19:54 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/544332_548105978555680_1200523099_n.jpg
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Monday, 4 March 2013 21:13 (eleven years ago) link
Memecaption otm
― Øystein, Monday, 4 March 2013 21:17 (eleven years ago) link
ugh MLB Memes is a thing
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/559946_342278865872983_2086812923_n.jpg
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 00:12 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/522740_342293792538157_571851336_n.jpg
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 00:13 (eleven years ago) link
daaamn looks like the steinbrenners aren't the only ones to have owned the yankees~~
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 00:18 (eleven years ago) link
hahahaha i love that
― purp (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 02:12 (eleven years ago) link
this one fb friend is going on a 'i fucking love science' TEAR right now
she re-posts stuff from this group more than anyone else i know (and afaik is an actual scientist)
― steaklife (donna rouge), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 02:38 (eleven years ago) link
guys i'm really excited bc i have a new fb friend and i think he is going to be a font of images for this thread
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/599961_470627206319416_243065068_n.jpg
― Mordy, Tuesday, 5 March 2013 04:30 (eleven years ago) link
he does not have a daughter
poorly formed 'jokes'
― Aimless, Tuesday, 5 March 2013 04:35 (eleven years ago) link
an advocate for fatherless homes
― C: (crüt), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 04:39 (eleven years ago) link
Uh oh, I have two.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 5 March 2013 09:33 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=72129752
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 10:18 (eleven years ago) link
http://global.fncstatic.com/static/managed/img/Entertainment/khloe-kardashian-OJ-Simpsin-660-reuters.jpg
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 10:19 (eleven years ago) link
checks out yo
lol @ the idea of a right wing / vegetarian / natural foods crossover
whoa... wasn't that hitler
― zero dark (s1ocki), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 15:25 (eleven years ago) link
― zero dark (s1ocki), Tuesday, March 5, 2013
http://www.success.com/ext/resources/home_images/Issue9/john-mackey.jpg?1331836891
― inste grammophon (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 15:33 (eleven years ago) link
yeah, exactly. This jackass is pushing his terrible book big time at Whole Foods locations.
― Moodles, Tuesday, 5 March 2013 15:46 (eleven years ago) link
philosophically you can see a lot of crossover between natural food people and political conservatives w/the self sufficiency and pining for days of yore etc, but theyre just not really allowed to mix cause of being on opposite sides of an arbitrary cultural divide
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 5 March 2013 15:49 (eleven years ago) link
like a lot of rural conservatives are naturally disposed toward environmentalism too
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 5 March 2013 15:51 (eleven years ago) link
Eh until the dude from the natural gas co shows up with a great big check with $$$$$$$ written on it for permission to perform fracking on their land.
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 15:52 (eleven years ago) link
i dont watch movies w jim from the office in them
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 5 March 2013 15:53 (eleven years ago) link
haha yes rural ppl love that xp
― purp (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 15:54 (eleven years ago) link
I know way too many of those people. It makes a certain kind of sense beyond self-sufficiency/etc. - they're prone to extremes. It's not just 'green veggies are good' and Monsanto has questionable practices, you've got to adopt essential oils and never even gaze upon anything with gluten and stockpile seeds for TEOTWAWKNI.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 15:54 (eleven years ago) link
like its not a divisive issue amongst rural ppl at all, theyre fuckin wild about fracking
Egg-headed communist intellectual doctors - better have a home birth and rely on naturopathy from God and etc.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 15:55 (eleven years ago) link
theres also some synergy in the admiration of conspiracy theories
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 5 March 2013 15:56 (eleven years ago) link
xxp And fracking's wild about them.
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 15:56 (eleven years ago) link
my friend was complaining about how some groups of people who are "liberals" are good on most political things but when it comes to things like vaccinations or GMOs it's all conspiracy horseshit
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 15:57 (eleven years ago) link
never even gaze upon anything with gluten
Haha, this reminds me of a tweet I saw a few weeks ago from a "weird Twitter" account: "Do you have a gluten allergy? Ask your doctor if shutting the fuck up about it is right for you!"
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 15:57 (eleven years ago) link
oh yeah, liberals hate gluten, too
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 15:58 (eleven years ago) link
ha yes its always totally marvelous when the same person who is mad at republicans for not believing in evolution hates gmos and vaccinations xp
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 5 March 2013 15:58 (eleven years ago) link
brb gotta drink my antioxidant shake
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 16:00 (eleven years ago) link
I forgot about vaccination anxiety, that's definitely part of the package.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 16:01 (eleven years ago) link
likes iPods, hates drones
― my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 16:02 (eleven years ago) link
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 5 March 2013 16:03 (eleven years ago) link
anyhoo so about that politiwife.com...
So for those of you who may be wondering exactly who Politiwife is, then let me introduce myself. My name is Kathy, and I am a Conservative Christian. I have spend most of my life as a singer, voice teacher, and overall performer, which I continue to this day. I was born and raised in western Michigan but I have lived in beautiful Columbia SC since 1992.
In 2006 I married my sweetheart, Al. who is a well-known political journalist and owner of the site Politisite.com. He is a brilliant journalist and a political junkie and dragged me into the world kicking and screaming in 2008 as his photographer for the 2008 presidential election season.
But as as passionate as he is about politics, I have a passion just as strong! For the last 20 years, I have been passionate about natural health and healing. When I was in college, a diet of fast food and stress led me to an unhealthy weight of over 250 pounds. I was suffering from extreme anxiety and was miserable. After college, I started learning everything that I could about healing myself naturally. Slowly, by changing my diet, exercising and using herbs and supplements, I have began to transform my body.
Many people are unaware that my husband has suffered with many chronic illnesses that at times sidelined him and left him in bed. It was not only difficult for him, but difficult for me to see him struggle. Unfortunately, traditional medicine was not helping him.
I talked with him regularly about changing his diet and incorporating exercise and supplementation, but he was not open to making the necessary changes. He finally had his “aha” moment after his frustration with western medicine led him to visit a holistic physician who began him on his journey to health. As he changed his diet to whole, healthy, organic foods and away from processed junk foods, he began to feel better….very quickly.
There is a myth perpetuating in our society that liberals are the ones who eat healthy, clean foods. That they are the ones who frequent local farmer’s markets and buy from co-ops. That is simply not true. I have discovered a secret. There are many conservatives who are passionate about the food that they eat. They are also aware of the healing properties of a truly healthy, sustainable diet.
― inste grammophon (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 16:06 (eleven years ago) link
all those ladies in clogs and scarves at the farmers market are romney voters, wake up america
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 5 March 2013 16:10 (eleven years ago) link
tried to cut that quote down a bit but it all seemed essential
― inste grammophon (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 16:12 (eleven years ago) link
There is a myth perpetuating in our society that liberals are the ones who eat healthy, clean foods. That they are the ones who frequent local farmer’s markets and buy from co-ops. That is simply not true.
I will never understand what causes people's thinking to get to this point, this bizarre tribalism.
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 16:13 (eleven years ago) link
politiwife has a lot of websites http://www.thehealthyperformer.com/about http://www.kathrynmilliron.com
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 5 March 2013 16:13 (eleven years ago) link
obviously liberals are acting like they just discovered farmers markets when conservatives have been supporting them the whole time, much as conservatives support all free markets
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 16:20 (eleven years ago) link
hmmm, politinteresting, this is politisomething i will definitely politiread more about
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 16:21 (eleven years ago) link
The next time I hear that "illness is just the absence of health" pablum, I think I'm just going to punch the person in the face and say "a broken nose is just the absence of nasal soundness."
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 16:42 (eleven years ago) link
http://media.washtimes.com/media/community/viewpoint/entry/2012/03/05/Limbaugh_Apology_Szad-2_s640x428.jpgThere are many conservatives who are passionate about the food that they eat.
― zero dark (s1ocki), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 16:50 (eleven years ago) link
pills, hooker blood
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 5 March 2013 16:51 (eleven years ago) link
scrittiwife politiwife
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 16:51 (eleven years ago) link
^^ gift-wrapped dn right there, come and get it
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 17:07 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/559914_501205176581769_706897586_n.jpg
and if they do CRUSH THEM WITH YOUR HANDS
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 17:09 (eleven years ago) link
holy moly
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 18:14 (eleven years ago) link
i know shit about buddhism, but this concept of "others" doesn't feel very enlightened to me
― acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 18:18 (eleven years ago) link
calling you out on this DL
― acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 18:19 (eleven years ago) link
not the first person to confuse acid with buddhism
― No, not sinister (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 18:40 (eleven years ago) link
tbf one often leads to the other
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 5 March 2013 18:41 (eleven years ago) link
this was posted in the Richard Dawkins Foundation for Reason and Science (Official) group and has gotten over 20K likes
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/12996_10151468403265155_1784462328_n.jpg
― steaklife (donna rouge), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 20:55 (eleven years ago) link
uhmm
up...where
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 20:57 (eleven years ago) link
oh up THERE
I thought you meant 'up there'
wow, so all terrorists *do* go to heaven
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 20:57 (eleven years ago) link
all terrorists...and all dogs! sounds like my idea of hell amirite
― Ward Fowler, Tuesday, 5 March 2013 21:07 (eleven years ago) link
who can tell the difference
― Mordy, Tuesday, 5 March 2013 21:08 (eleven years ago) link
the dogs
― Mark G, Tuesday, 5 March 2013 22:06 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/555332_429262357158403_1323784307_n.jpg
melt value
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 5 March 2013 23:14 (eleven years ago) link
Melt value, meltin' coins in your direction (come on kiss the Fed)
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 23:16 (eleven years ago) link
WE NEED TO FIX THE MONEY
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 23:21 (eleven years ago) link
I don't care just fix it. Make it go.
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 5 March 2013 23:22 (eleven years ago) link
lmaoI'm likepayroll ladyfuck that direct deposit shitgive me a sack of silver quarters*gets home to smelting kit, cackles w glee*
― we're beautiful like robots in dis guys (m bison), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 23:47 (eleven years ago) link
so wait i should just request to get paid in 1964 quarters and then melt them down
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 23:49 (eleven years ago) link
*~gaming the system~*
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 23:50 (eleven years ago) link
in case anyone else is curious, i'll save you the trouble: $9.15 or so through inflation.
― abanana, Wednesday, 6 March 2013 00:09 (eleven years ago) link
but how do we fix the money
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 00:17 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/55BjUl.jpg
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 01:00 (eleven years ago) link
dude must be a GOLDberg fan.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 6 March 2013 01:02 (eleven years ago) link
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 6 March 2013 01:06 (eleven years ago) link
goldbugs make me so angry sometimes.
― my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 02:26 (eleven years ago) link
It'd be awesome if Cena was promo-ing and caught the sign out of the corner of his eye and was like, 'Wait. Um, I know this is unexpected but this is too important not to talk about. He's right. We have to talk about fiat currency, you guys. It's time we took a stand."
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 02:30 (eleven years ago) link
even better if he looked out in the crowd, saw dude, and leapt out of the ring and body slammed him, then Ben bernanke saunters on to the scene...
― we're beautiful like robots in dis guys (m bison), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 02:44 (eleven years ago) link
You know what has great melt value? CHOCOLATE coins.
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 02:46 (eleven years ago) link
Nothing wrong with fiat violence?
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 02:55 (eleven years ago) link
great gelt value
― tokyo rosemary, Wednesday, 6 March 2013 02:55 (eleven years ago) link
The rubes who howl for restoring the gold standard these days would have been among the worst hurt by the gold standard back in the day and probably would have been as rabid for Wm. Jennings Bryan then as they are for Ron Paul now. <-- heavy irony
― Aimless, Wednesday, 6 March 2013 03:01 (eleven years ago) link
http://leftoutside.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/gold-standard.jpg
considering printing out this chart and keeping it with me in hopes of meeting a goldbug irl
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 6 March 2013 03:04 (eleven years ago) link
I'd take issue with the misleading color treatment that some redditor applied to that graph to make their point but otoh it's probable that gold bug's only respond to shitty graphs
― my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 03:31 (eleven years ago) link
*goldbugs, nice greengrocers' apostrophe there
theres nothing misleading abt the colors, the arrows are ugly and redundant tho
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 6 March 2013 03:35 (eleven years ago) link
greengrocer?
― Gunoka Cuntles (Matt P), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 03:37 (eleven years ago) link
i assumed apostrophe abuse was confined to the american west, cool to know we all share so much
― Gunoka Cuntles (Matt P), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 03:43 (eleven years ago) link
Greengrocer refers to when people place apostrophes in random places, or places where they think they should be. Grocery signs were supposedly riddled with these kinds of mistakes.
― Theodora Celery, Wednesday, 6 March 2013 03:50 (eleven years ago) link
gre'engrocers
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 03:53 (eleven years ago) link
big bottom bird's
― Gunoka Cuntles (Matt P), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 03:55 (eleven years ago) link
they make the rock'in world go r'ound
― a phenomenological description of The Eagles (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 03:57 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/HTZ7s3P.jpg
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 6 March 2013 12:51 (eleven years ago) link
is that the wicked witch from Snow White?
― dog latin, Wednesday, 6 March 2013 12:54 (eleven years ago) link
but sometimes they are Snow White's evil stepmother in disguise and will kill you with apples
xp dammit!
― am a big fan ay Nani (onimo), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 12:55 (eleven years ago) link
a whole apple? she is truly too kind
― acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 12:57 (eleven years ago) link
FIVE apples
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 6 March 2013 12:58 (eleven years ago) link
must have emptied out the entire orchard
― acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 13:01 (eleven years ago) link
bet there's an apple around somewhere with her false teeth still stuck in them
― acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 13:03 (eleven years ago) link
That sign is odious but for some reason, "THE poor people" makes it even worse than if it just said "poor people."
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 6 March 2013 13:45 (eleven years ago) link
Which would still be bad, don't get me wrong.
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 6 March 2013 13:46 (eleven years ago) link
my favorite part about goldbugs is how they think that metals prized for their visual properties are exempt as "fiat currency"
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 15:14 (eleven years ago) link
visual malleable non-reactive & rare (but not too rare) properties tbf.
― ledge, Wednesday, 6 March 2013 15:17 (eleven years ago) link
recall a story abt the dakota gold rush where when europeans first showed up there was just nugs of gold lying around on the ground, pretty soon the local indians were wondering wtf it is w these rocks that make white people so crazy
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 6 March 2013 15:18 (eleven years ago) link
those arrows make it look like the chart is bleeding
― iatee, Wednesday, 6 March 2013 15:20 (eleven years ago) link
...and maybe it is
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 6 March 2013 15:21 (eleven years ago) link
once 'fiat currency' was introduced the countries started bleeding out their liberty and freedom
― iatee, Wednesday, 6 March 2013 15:25 (eleven years ago) link
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 6 March 2013 15:26 (eleven years ago) link
sure the economies did okay but is that really worth it without the security of knowing that you can always trade paper for rocks
― iatee, Wednesday, 6 March 2013 15:27 (eleven years ago) link
scissors beats paper though
― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 15:39 (eleven years ago) link
hold on though, rocks beat scissors! the FIAT CURRENCY LIE REVEALED!!!
― Neil S, Wednesday, 6 March 2013 15:43 (eleven years ago) link
Oh man, have we had this one yet?
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/63270_618414048176009_886263682_n.jpg
Seriously, you've gotta be kidding.
― dog latin, Wednesday, 6 March 2013 23:38 (eleven years ago) link
believe it or not, that's actually the second verse of buffalo soldier
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 23:39 (eleven years ago) link
first draft of his song tentatively titled Woman, Cry
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 23:45 (eleven years ago) link
three little birds is about choosing between three girls
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 23:47 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.galleryoftattoosnow.com/HighStreetTattooSouthHOSTED/images/gallery/medium/Marley%20(960x1280).jpg
― acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 23:59 (eleven years ago) link
ricky jahvaise
― Ward Fowler, Thursday, 7 March 2013 08:28 (eleven years ago) link
I went to the party and remembered what you said. You asked me not to drink alcohol, so I drank a Sprite instead. I felt proud of myself, as you said I should feel. You said I should not drink and drive, contrary to what some friends told me. I made a healthy choice and your advice was correct, as it always is. When the party finally ended, people began to drive without being able to do so properly. I went to my car with the certainty that I would return home in peace. I never imagined what awaited me, Mom. Now I'm lying in the street and I hear the policeman say: "The kid that caused this accident was drunk". Mom, his voice seems so distant. My blood is spilled everywhere and I'm trying with all my might not to moan. I can hear the doctors say, "This girl is going to die". I have the certainty that the young man, who ran at full speed, decided to drink and drive, and now I have to die. Why do people do this, Mom, knowing that this is going to ruin many lives? The pain is cutting me like a hundred knives. Tell my sister not to cry, tell Daddy to be strong. And when I go to Heaven, I'll be watching for you all. Someone should have taught that boy that it's wrong to drink and drive. Maybe if his parents would have told him that, I would not be dying now. My breath is getting weaker, more and more. Mom, these are my last moments and I feel so desperate. I wish I could hug you Mom, while I'm lying here dying. I wish I could tell you how much I love you, Mom. So... I... love... you... goodbye... " ~ These words were written by a reporter who witnessed the accident. The girl, as she died, was saying these words and the reporter wrote them down... very overwhelmed. The journalist started this campaign, if you read this note, please click "share", so more people can be aware. Therefore, I ask one small gesture, send it to your friends, family and loved ones.
― frogbs, Thursday, 7 March 2013 13:26 (eleven years ago) link
pretty articulate for somebody who's been run over
― a phenomenological description of The Eagles (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 7 March 2013 13:30 (eleven years ago) link
notice the remnants of the original bad poem underlying those quote by the way
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/576197_346094918830452_1104127115_n.jpg
― dog latin, Thursday, 7 March 2013 13:32 (eleven years ago) link
xpost, yeah is this supposed to rhyme or something?
― dog latin, Thursday, 7 March 2013 13:35 (eleven years ago) link
I went to the party and remembered what you saidYou asked me not to drink alcohol, so I drank a Sprite insteadWhy do people do this, Mom, knowing that this is going to ruin many lives?The pain is cutting me like a hundred knives
(Chorus: Dido)My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why...
― sktsh, Thursday, 7 March 2013 13:45 (eleven years ago) link
― dog latin, Thursday, 7 March 2013 13:48 (eleven years ago) link
how am i supposed to send this shit out?
― dog latin, Thursday, 7 March 2013 13:49 (eleven years ago) link
Oh man... fuck's sake...https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/484977_385847561522742_184740313_n.jpg
― dog latin, Thursday, 7 March 2013 14:14 (eleven years ago) link
If somebody ever sent me that I'd order a drone strike on them.
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Thursday, 7 March 2013 14:17 (eleven years ago) link
can someone repost the "poem from an aborted fetus", I think they may have the same writer
― frogbs, Thursday, 7 March 2013 14:36 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cH-kykDYQw0
― emil.y, Thursday, 7 March 2013 14:39 (eleven years ago) link
The sentiment and artwork of the "disturbed people" thing reminds me of "funny" greeting cards from the 70s and 80s.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 7 March 2013 15:25 (eleven years ago) link
ha yes def passe aesthetic/voice operating there
― lag∞n, Thursday, 7 March 2013 15:52 (eleven years ago) link
xxpost dog latin i was just saying in the yelp thread ppl who think that ordering a steak or liking mmmBACON! makes them some kind of mighty hunter are the most disgusting of savages
― inste grammophon (rogermexico.), Thursday, 7 March 2013 16:13 (eleven years ago) link
xxx xxxxxx shared Occupy Bacon's photo.http://sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/482576_435640409845222_1533837368_n.jpg
― DavidM, Thursday, 7 March 2013 16:39 (eleven years ago) link
― Neil S, Thursday, 7 March 2013 16:40 (eleven years ago) link
important macro for all those Facebook sex pests out there.
― Neil S, Thursday, 7 March 2013 16:41 (eleven years ago) link
xkcd has really gotten lazy lately
― frogbs, Thursday, 7 March 2013 16:53 (eleven years ago) link
I was getting a "Last Kiss" vibe from this.
― nickn, Thursday, 7 March 2013 17:38 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/522540_10151509769326648_1484687891_n.jpg
― "Bellini." (DJP), Thursday, 7 March 2013 21:16 (eleven years ago) link
just say neigh
― frogbs, Thursday, 7 March 2013 21:18 (eleven years ago) link
the best part is the series of ppl posting "it's sooooooo true" on it
like... yes it is, but it's not nearly as profound a point as you are making it out to be
― "Bellini." (DJP), Thursday, 7 March 2013 21:19 (eleven years ago) link
Are we hypothetically saving the horse with horseshoe nail jewelry
also that's not how ellipses work
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Thursday, 7 March 2013 21:21 (eleven years ago) link
a comment posted on that picture:
wish I could save them and all other furkids!
― "Bellini." (DJP), Thursday, 7 March 2013 21:23 (eleven years ago) link
Could do a whole exhibition on misused ellipses in FB and other internet image macros.....................................................................
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Thursday, 7 March 2013 21:25 (eleven years ago) link
why fight for the horses?............. when you could be a buffalo soldier...............
― acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Thursday, 7 March 2013 21:28 (eleven years ago) link
Neigh Woman, Neigh Cry
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Thursday, 7 March 2013 21:29 (eleven years ago) link
is that a horsemeat thing? srs question
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Thursday, 7 March 2013 21:29 (eleven years ago) link
vaguely? it seems mostly to be a "ppl who appear to be romantically attached to horses" thing
― "Bellini." (DJP), Thursday, 7 March 2013 21:30 (eleven years ago) link
I think it's a universal message that anypony can understand
― C: (crüt), Thursday, 7 March 2013 21:33 (eleven years ago) link
in retrospect we all really should've been able to tell there was neon pony meat mixed into our burgers
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Thursday, 7 March 2013 21:35 (eleven years ago) link
save a couple of horses and you can make a nice coat
or is that not what we're talking about
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 7 March 2013 21:41 (eleven years ago) link
take it to the beyonce thread
― C: (crüt), Thursday, 7 March 2013 21:45 (eleven years ago) link
i don't see how stealing horses' shoes to make jewellery is helping them
― a phenomenological description of The Eagles (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 7 March 2013 21:56 (eleven years ago) link
OH MAN, THIS IS LIKE THAT GODDAMN STARFISH STORY, EXCEPT WITH HORSES
i'm dying, i can't with this
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 7 March 2013 22:17 (eleven years ago) link
A young girl was walking along a beach upon which thousands of horses had been washed up during a terrible storm. When she came to each horse, she would pick it up, and throw it back into the ocean. People watched her with amusement. She had been doing this for some time when a man approached her and said, “Little girl, why are you doing this? Look at this beach! You can’t save all these horses. You can’t begin to make a difference!” The girl seemed crushed, suddenly deflated. But after a few moments, she bent down, picked up another horse, and hurled it as far as she could into the ocean. Then she looked up at the man and replied, “Well, I made a difference to that one!”
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 7 March 2013 22:19 (eleven years ago) link
― "Bellini." (DJP), Thursday, 7 March 2013 22:27 (eleven years ago) link
loooooooool
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Thursday, 7 March 2013 22:27 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/542748_375702409203853_1752333959_n.jpg
Buddha was famous for shooting first and asking questions later.
― dog latin, Friday, 8 March 2013 11:16 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/601607_546037492107411_1817510870_n.jpg
International Women's Day also a great day for horrible macros apparently.
― Neil S, Friday, 8 March 2013 13:56 (eleven years ago) link
That kid is way too old to talk like a babby.
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Friday, 8 March 2013 14:01 (eleven years ago) link
or ask about nazi salutes.
― Mark G, Friday, 8 March 2013 14:01 (eleven years ago) link
You're never too old to get interested in National Socialism tbf.
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Friday, 8 March 2013 14:09 (eleven years ago) link
Can anyone find an unapologetic "I do what i want!" macro?
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 8 March 2013 15:39 (eleven years ago) link
Mom, why that sign?
― C: (crüt), Friday, 8 March 2013 15:41 (eleven years ago) link
http://i459.photobucket.com/albums/qq313/doctorcasino/thumbsuposama.gif
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 8 March 2013 16:26 (eleven years ago) link
"Mom, why that toga?"
― nickn, Friday, 8 March 2013 17:24 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/525327_438684766216325_1772937385_n.jpg
― No, not sinister (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 8 March 2013 19:21 (eleven years ago) link
thank you, Drunken Katniss
― "Bellini." (DJP), Friday, 8 March 2013 19:22 (eleven years ago) link
it's true, one thinks of the many failed businesses that went bust because they tried to appeal to too many people
― a phenomenological description of The Eagles (Noodle Vague), Friday, 8 March 2013 19:24 (eleven years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9y288KZYT1rpfn3vo1_1280.jpg#_=_
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 8 March 2013 19:24 (eleven years ago) link
A small slice of the comments on that drunken katniss pic:
Lynnie-Ann English who is this?2 hours ago · LikeRobbie Tootle I thought Dr. King said this quote? Maybe I'm wrong..2 hours ago · LikeTawsif Elahi Chowdhury Ed Sheeran quoting Bill Cosby2 hours ago · Like · 1Susan Jenkins Yep2 hours ago via mobile · LikeMalcolm S.Fry Bill Cosby said that.2 hours ago · LikeScott Simpson Ed Sheeran is a cunt2 hours ago via mobile · Like · 2Valerie Mendes I learned that the hard way, and it's not for the light hearted2 hours ago · LikeBilly Muir Please God(Jehovah, YHWH, I AM etc).about an hour ago · Like
Robbie Tootle I thought Dr. King said this quote? Maybe I'm wrong..2 hours ago · Like
Tawsif Elahi Chowdhury Ed Sheeran quoting Bill Cosby2 hours ago · Like · 1
Susan Jenkins Yep2 hours ago via mobile · Like
Malcolm S.Fry Bill Cosby said that.2 hours ago · Like
Scott Simpson Ed Sheeran is a cunt2 hours ago via mobile · Like · 2
Valerie Mendes I learned that the hard way, and it's not for the light hearted2 hours ago · Like
Billy Muir Please God(Jehovah, YHWH, I AM etc).about an hour ago · Like
― No, not sinister (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 8 March 2013 19:28 (eleven years ago) link
Curious to hear Valerie Mendes' dark story about how she came to realize the truth about Ed Sheeran
― Moodles, Friday, 8 March 2013 19:59 (eleven years ago) link
from the same dude who gifted us with the horse picture:
http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/559909_225022474302971_1391147435_n.jpg
― "Bellini." (DJP), Friday, 8 March 2013 21:35 (eleven years ago) link
look at me w my belt buckle and other stuff, what the world needs
― lag∞n, Friday, 8 March 2013 21:36 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/62183_536333706406339_1550128132_n.png
― zero dark (s1ocki), Friday, 8 March 2013 21:40 (eleven years ago) link
new wines of greece quoting bill cosby
― No, not sinister (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 8 March 2013 21:43 (eleven years ago) link
new wines of greece is a cunt
― No, not sinister (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 8 March 2013 21:44 (eleven years ago) link
― a phenomenological description of The Eagles (Noodle Vague), Friday, March 8, 2013 2:24 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
actually, this happens all the time
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Friday, 8 March 2013 21:45 (eleven years ago) link
KEEP CALM AND BOB MARLEY
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 8 March 2013 21:45 (eleven years ago) link
that actually sounds like a full sentence, if marley were an adverb
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Friday, 8 March 2013 21:46 (eleven years ago) link
keep calm and bob apples
― acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Friday, 8 March 2013 22:08 (eleven years ago) link
that makes no sense nick
― acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Friday, 8 March 2013 22:11 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151288194156481&set=a.10150542973651481.368253.680676480&type=1&theater
Preach it, sister
― just the tuomas (qiqing), Friday, 8 March 2013 22:41 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/p480x480/485915_10151288194156481_736815277_n.jpg
― just the tuomas (qiqing), Friday, 8 March 2013 22:43 (eleven years ago) link
thank u, based Einstein
― Darth Icky (DJP), Friday, 8 March 2013 22:44 (eleven years ago) link
- amelia earhart
― balls, Friday, 8 March 2013 22:46 (eleven years ago) link
hahah balls
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 8 March 2013 22:49 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.rawforbeauty.com/images/stories/z42.jpg
― mookieproof, Friday, 8 March 2013 23:22 (eleven years ago) link
where there was once a gaping chasm in the universe, there is now this macro
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Friday, 8 March 2013 23:42 (eleven years ago) link
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/89/254715429_deea334650.jpg
― Matt P, Friday, 8 March 2013 23:52 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/522749_473033062751390_1616512043_n.jpg
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Saturday, 9 March 2013 01:10 (eleven years ago) link
that makes me want to bully
― lag∞n, Saturday, 9 March 2013 01:14 (eleven years ago) link
Don't touch that film or that beetle, kid
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Saturday, 9 March 2013 01:19 (eleven years ago) link
Andy Warhol's geek factory what does that even
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Saturday, 9 March 2013 01:20 (eleven years ago) link
gay short films? idk
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 9 March 2013 01:21 (eleven years ago) link
They couldn't even come up with a Klingon word? smdh
― carl agatha, Saturday, 9 March 2013 02:27 (eleven years ago) link
Ugh, my oldest friend exhibits 8/10 geek things, she's become insufferable over the last couple of years.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 9 March 2013 03:56 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/602926_525407094168627_2022164377_n.jpg
― dog latin, Saturday, 9 March 2013 11:26 (eleven years ago) link
Jesus fucking Christ.
― carl agatha, Saturday, 9 March 2013 13:49 (eleven years ago) link
ITS NOT... WORKING,,
― lag∞n, Saturday, 9 March 2013 13:53 (eleven years ago) link
http://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/421888_399425480153892_475730241_n.jpg
― Roz, Saturday, 9 March 2013 14:12 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/XRiapgu.jpg
― 乒乓, Saturday, 9 March 2013 14:57 (eleven years ago) link
no way a subaru gets u a threesome bro #protip
― lag∞n, Saturday, 9 March 2013 15:04 (eleven years ago) link
racist against koreans
― we're beautiful like robots in dis guys (m bison), Saturday, 9 March 2013 15:22 (eleven years ago) link
haha true
― lag∞n, Saturday, 9 March 2013 15:25 (eleven years ago) link
When you're a boyYou can wear a uniformWhen you're a boyOther boys check you out -mastiii
― Moodles, Saturday, 9 March 2013 16:21 (eleven years ago) link
lmao imaging me waddling into a Bentley dealerok sir it is my understanding that me plus this car equals 8 uniformly proportioned Amazonian ladies, but this car only hold like four ppl, can u hold half of them and I will drop them off at home and I'll come back to get the rest?
― we're beautiful like robots in dis guys (m bison), Saturday, 9 March 2013 16:29 (eleven years ago) link
also awww only the gay couple is holding handsbuy a mini find true love
― we're beautiful like robots in dis guys (m bison), Saturday, 9 March 2013 16:30 (eleven years ago) link
___________ shared LGBT Equality World Wide's photo.
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/184102_437875466291397_1790069211_n.jpg
― Je55e, Saturday, 9 March 2013 16:36 (eleven years ago) link
AWKWARD
― lag∞n, Saturday, 9 March 2013 16:38 (eleven years ago) link
a blow bravely struck for LGBT equality
― Darth Icky (DJP), Saturday, 9 March 2013 16:38 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.theora.com/images/auk.jpg
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Saturday, 9 March 2013 17:01 (eleven years ago) link
Girls, your last name can stay with you forever.Just don't change it.ffs
― carl agatha, Saturday, 9 March 2013 17:15 (eleven years ago) link
only One Jeans
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 9 March 2013 17:27 (eleven years ago) link
the voice of that one is p appealing
― lag∞n, Saturday, 9 March 2013 17:29 (eleven years ago) link
instead they become Buddies.
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/31450_168602996624433_1835027867_n.jpg
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Saturday, 9 March 2013 18:46 (eleven years ago) link
Wait, but...
― aztec table rapper (seandalai), Saturday, 9 March 2013 19:10 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/578491_10151357492073915_631237369_n.jpg
― Vol. 3: The Life & Times of E. "Boom" Carter (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 9 March 2013 19:41 (eleven years ago) link
should be "Don't you wish your girlfriend were grammatically correct like me?".
― my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Saturday, 9 March 2013 20:05 (eleven years ago) link
kinda lol at the festival poster tbh
― my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Saturday, 9 March 2013 20:06 (eleven years ago) link
One Jeans, one heart. Let's get together and feel all right.- Martin Luther King, Jr.
― hot young stalin (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 9 March 2013 20:07 (eleven years ago) link
"Your friend's cousin is apparently in this band" and "he went to your college you're pretty sure" are kinda ilx-worthy. I can imagine Noodle Vague writing this poster.
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Saturday, 9 March 2013 20:09 (eleven years ago) link
"The Lumineers"
― Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Saturday, 9 March 2013 20:10 (eleven years ago) link
the weird thing is if i did a UK version of that poster it wdn't be noticeably different
― a phenomenological description of The Eagles (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 9 March 2013 20:11 (eleven years ago) link
i'd bet money on That Band Your Friend Really Wants To See being shit tho
― a phenomenological description of The Eagles (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 9 March 2013 20:12 (eleven years ago) link
Maybe...if you're being a pedantic idiot you should definitely be saying "...like I?" though.
― aztec table rapper (seandalai), Saturday, 9 March 2013 21:10 (eleven years ago) link
irregardless the answer is 'no'
― lag∞n, Saturday, 9 March 2013 21:11 (eleven years ago) link
i like the festival poster, that's what every dumb music fest makes me feel like tbqf
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Saturday, 9 March 2013 21:56 (eleven years ago) link
'irregardless' is not a word.
― karl lagerlout (suzy), Sunday, 10 March 2013 00:02 (eleven years ago) link
p sure that's the joke
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 10 March 2013 00:06 (eleven years ago) link
― caek, Sunday, 10 March 2013 00:08 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/14841_134593400036421_1021458318_n.jpg
You never know.
― South of Hamster (J3ff T.), Sunday, 10 March 2013 00:38 (eleven years ago) link
Kendrick Lamar
― carl agatha, Sunday, 10 March 2013 00:47 (eleven years ago) link
Wait, not that Buddha, the festival poster.
― carl agatha, Sunday, 10 March 2013 00:48 (eleven years ago) link
TS: Lucky Money Buddha vs. Dog Buddha
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 10 March 2013 02:10 (eleven years ago) link
lol that musicfest poster is A+ imo
― Roz, Sunday, 10 March 2013 10:56 (eleven years ago) link
http://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/306195_491114374277961_113873531_n.jpg
― Roz, Sunday, 10 March 2013 10:57 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.geekologie.com/2009/07/27/leash-hand-1.jpg
..:D
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 10 March 2013 11:07 (eleven years ago) link
Who would go to a mall for shopping
― ledge, Sunday, 10 March 2013 11:41 (eleven years ago) link
Now that Reader's Digest has faded from the scene, Facebook macros take up the slack.
― Aimless, Sunday, 10 March 2013 17:09 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/Ygsa9F4.jpg
― garfield drops some dank n' dirty dubz at 2am (unregistered), Sunday, 10 March 2013 19:31 (eleven years ago) link
took me a while to realize those weren't veronicas lyrics
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Sunday, 10 March 2013 19:42 (eleven years ago) link
sexi backstabbing
― lag∞n, Sunday, 10 March 2013 21:05 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/577230_573542892656693_300086920_n.jpg
― CharlieS, Monday, 11 March 2013 00:05 (eleven years ago) link
pssht says THE MORMON
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 March 2013 00:08 (eleven years ago) link
Hah i'm going to pretend that's something other than a knife in the back-stabbing photo.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 11 March 2013 01:19 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/72964_198580016948835_1990807783_n.jpg
― zero dark (s1ocki), Monday, 11 March 2013 13:50 (eleven years ago) link
And one day, and that day may never come, the angels will ask a favor of you.
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Monday, 11 March 2013 13:51 (eleven years ago) link
*passes it along, gets rewarded with a pair of (big) angelic nuts*aw thanks god
― we're beautiful like robots in dis guys (m bison), Monday, 11 March 2013 13:54 (eleven years ago) link
drop everything and share it
― lag∞n, Monday, 11 March 2013 13:56 (eleven years ago) link
(Is it just me, or is that "share it" a different (size) font?
― Mark G, Monday, 11 March 2013 13:58 (eleven years ago) link
"drop everything and share it"
yeah cos presumably you were in the middle of some important Facebook stuff
― silly word combination (Noodle Vague), Monday, 11 March 2013 14:22 (eleven years ago) link
That one works best if you read it in a monotone.
― no wave is a lie (Matt #2), Monday, 11 March 2013 14:33 (eleven years ago) link
pssstttt,
― dog latin, Monday, 11 March 2013 14:41 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.alphamom.com/legacy/smackdown/psssssst.jpg
― carl agatha, Monday, 11 March 2013 14:45 (eleven years ago) link
It's common to see commas abused, but this person wanted to try interesting stuff with periods, instead.
― Je55e, Monday, 11 March 2013 17:48 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/531674_164987063656131_1593743615_n.jpg
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 11:37 (eleven years ago) link
12/12
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 12:30 (eleven years ago) link
no one is happy because its too much trouble
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 12:34 (eleven years ago) link
"TributetoStephenCovey" do I want to find out who this person is?
― Neil S, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 12:36 (eleven years ago) link
by Marc
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 12:38 (eleven years ago) link
"The only person you should compare to is yourself before now."
That's a terrible sentence. Marc should be ashamed of himself.
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 12:40 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49P4GUA4AIY
― Another turning point, a stork fuck in the road (ledge), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 12:40 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.hardcloud.com/blog/images/flow-bindings-1.jpg
― Neil S, Tuesday, March 12, 2013 8:36 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
lol its the guy who wrote 7 habits of highly effective people
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 12:40 (eleven years ago) link
― Another turning point, a stork fuck in the road (ledge), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 12:41 (eleven years ago) link
actually "flow experiences" (ahem) are great fuiud
flow is almost certainly a reference to this shit
http://i43.tower.com/images/mm101742266/flow-psychology-optimal-experience-mihaly-csikszent-paperback-cover-art.jpg
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 12:44 (eleven years ago) link
being in the flow zone is cool, draining 3s and whatnot, clinging to create increased flow experience is most certainly not a recipe for happiness
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 12:46 (eleven years ago) link
u shd all practice spirituality
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 12:50 (eleven years ago) link
Or religion. Or some shit like that, I dunno
flow psychology is actually some cool posi stuff, fuck all to do with highly effective business drones imo
― silly word combination (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 13:14 (eleven years ago) link
the smoking cessation study i participated in back in december was actually a study on the effect of a "positive psychology" counseling model on quitting success, so i'm familiar with a lot of those 12 happiness things because we went over them in session & i had daily exercises to perform related to them. so, yeah, it's wicked mad corny but idk i haven't had a cigarette in about 3 months partly because of that corny stuff sooooo
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 13:21 (eleven years ago) link
if were gonna get all srs abt this many of the suggestions on the list are totally reasonable and good its just starting from a point of total humorless needy listiness p much renders them inoperative
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 13:28 (eleven years ago) link
remember to be in the flow oh shit is not working whats my coping strategy i need optimism this is gonna turn out okay right
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 13:30 (eleven years ago) link
I can't open this thread to check because it crashes my browser, but did one of you make this?
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/302508_165583026929868_172907751_n.jpg
― how's life, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 14:00 (eleven years ago) link
Bob looks different from how I remember him
― Neil S, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 14:15 (eleven years ago) link
12 Things Great Rastafarians Do Differently
#1. Iron like a lion in Zion
― Moodles, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 14:25 (eleven years ago) link
― lag∞n, Tuesday, March 12, 2013 1:28 PM (55 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Totally, except for the terrible construction of 3(a) and the bullshit about the practice of spirituality/religion as necessary for happiness, which fuck you Marc.
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 14:26 (eleven years ago) link
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Friday, September 28, 2012 4:10 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― DJ Mooncup (NickB), Friday, September 28, 2012 4:38 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 14:27 (eleven years ago) link
that's all-time
― Neil S, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 14:27 (eleven years ago) link
ya lol
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 14:28 (eleven years ago) link
pretty much think of it every time i see anything related to lions at this point
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 14:44 (eleven years ago) link
I'm still stuck on 'enjoying the joy'
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 17:46 (eleven years ago) link
i want to make one of these with a zoobilee zoo character. or maybe the chicken lady.
― abanana, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 21:50 (eleven years ago) link
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g293/insanitystreak/QUOTES/trippinJPG.jpg
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 22:06 (eleven years ago) link
You think I'm being cold?Put your eyeball close to this candle.
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 22:07 (eleven years ago) link
Sit on my face and tell me that you love me.
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 22:18 (eleven years ago) link
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, March 12, 2013 10:07 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
IRL lols
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 22:23 (eleven years ago) link
If you love me?Say it.If you trust me?Do it.If you want me?Show it. If you need me?Prove it.
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 23:07 (eleven years ago) link
work it make it do it etc
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 23:10 (eleven years ago) link
ie cue yeezy
http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/734128_10151536922121350_505683958_n.jpg
― acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 23:29 (eleven years ago) link
to make candles to burn your eye
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 23:35 (eleven years ago) link
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/3170yLl7HeL._SL500_AA300_.jpg
― acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 23:38 (eleven years ago) link
WHY did you not use a box of crayons to illustrate this sentiment
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 23:38 (eleven years ago) link
they didn't even use crayon to make the sign. hypocrites!
― acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 23:40 (eleven years ago) link
Every time I used the whole box of crayons, my coloring book looked like shit.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 00:09 (eleven years ago) link
Life is about smelling pokemon cards
― my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 01:25 (eleven years ago) link
This one made me fucking furious:
http://sphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/574535_547747718592427_1227478533_n.jpg
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 09:53 (eleven years ago) link
Good man yerself facebook.
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 10:11 (eleven years ago) link
Oh, Facebook does, does it. rme
― Aimless, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 17:34 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/62472_626823267347130_2131144324_n.jpg
what is "things that shouldn't be shared by george takei on facebook" alec?
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Thursday, 14 March 2013 18:31 (eleven years ago) link
nb: this was shared by a girl i knew from high school who literally shares about a dozen dr. who memes a day. it's the only thing she does.
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Thursday, 14 March 2013 18:32 (eleven years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4pvtybPpk1r2zkkuo1_500.jpg
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 14 March 2013 18:34 (eleven years ago) link
man
Never give a girl an opportunity to smile
― Moodles, Thursday, 14 March 2013 18:35 (eleven years ago) link
say what up to u mans biggest mistake and dem
― 30 percent off all gold everything at Trinidad James Avery (m bison), Thursday, 14 March 2013 18:35 (eleven years ago) link
lmao at party, some rando is likecan I make your girl smile?and I'm like uhhhOPPORTUNITY!dude does magic trick or something lameand she laughsand now we're in divorce court
― 30 percent off all gold everything at Trinidad James Avery (m bison), Thursday, 14 March 2013 18:37 (eleven years ago) link
You don't understand! His Girl Smile is the name of his dog!
― Three Word Username, Thursday, 14 March 2013 18:43 (eleven years ago) link
that DOCTOR was really a LADY
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 14 March 2013 18:48 (eleven years ago) link
The smile is coming from inside the house!
― nickn, Thursday, 14 March 2013 18:53 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/735102_458026057599553_173793763_n.jpg
― lag∞n, Thursday, 14 March 2013 19:05 (eleven years ago) link
man, Sagat is getting testy in his old age
― Darth Icky (DJP), Thursday, 14 March 2013 19:15 (eleven years ago) link
Funk dat
― popeyphonic (polyphonic), Thursday, 14 March 2013 19:20 (eleven years ago) link
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100317153955/streetfighter/images/8/8f/Th_sagat_laugh.gif http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100317153955/streetfighter/images/8/8f/Th_sagat_laugh.gif http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100317153955/streetfighter/images/8/8f/Th_sagat_laugh.gif
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 14 March 2013 19:47 (eleven years ago) link
thanks 4 the exclusive look into the worldview of an abusive boyfriend; defriend
― open the blood gates (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 14 March 2013 20:19 (eleven years ago) link
also v poor punctuation
― Neil S, Thursday, 14 March 2013 20:53 (eleven years ago) link
Some people believe saying reactionary things is just a phase you go through during high school.
Fuck em.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 14 March 2013 21:03 (eleven years ago) link
A girls biggest mistake is laughing at something said by anyone else than her man.
― Øystein, Thursday, 14 March 2013 21:55 (eleven years ago) link
Oh, sir, she smiled, no doubt, Whene'er I passed her; but who passed withoutMuch the same smile? This grew; I gave commands; Then all smiles stopped together.
― poking pocong (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 March 2013 21:59 (eleven years ago) link
makes me picture this stressed out dude playing goalie on his gf and trying to swat away all smile-getting attempts
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Thursday, 14 March 2013 22:12 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/426528_362840593820266_1151921074_n.jpg
Breathing.
― Habemus mundissimo ostentus nomen (onimo), Thursday, 14 March 2013 22:14 (eleven years ago) link
Dim your sparkle
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 14 March 2013 22:16 (eleven years ago) link
NEVER:-- say never-- break the chain-- never gonna give you up
― 30 percent off all gold everything at Trinidad James Avery (m bison), Thursday, 14 March 2013 22:27 (eleven years ago) link
never
say goodbyyyyyyeeee
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 14 March 2013 22:27 (eleven years ago) link
*raises lighter*
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 14 March 2013 22:28 (eleven years ago) link
you think she's kidding but she really is raising a lighter
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Thursday, 14 March 2013 22:28 (eleven years ago) link
I totally am
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 14 March 2013 22:29 (eleven years ago) link
i kind of imagine vg just walking around with lighter raised throughout her daily life
― mookieproof, Thursday, 14 March 2013 22:29 (eleven years ago) link
I am also singing the rest of the song now
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 14 March 2013 22:30 (eleven years ago) link
xpost aw that's the nicest thing anyone's ever said, thanx mookie
NEVER- Make readable graphics- Use a proper font- Put your text in the middle of the picture
― Your spectacular host (Viceroy), Thursday, 14 March 2013 22:53 (eleven years ago) link
-Surrender
― emilys., Thursday, 14 March 2013 23:57 (eleven years ago) link
Onimo so glad you posted that, i nearly forgot to breath.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 15 March 2013 00:07 (eleven years ago) link
breathe, even
(pushes through the crowd)
Stand back! I know artificial respiration!
(sees Adam, breathing away like gangbusters. walks away muttering)
― Aimless, Friday, 15 March 2013 00:16 (eleven years ago) link
Never forget to maintain your eyebrows on your face.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 15 March 2013 00:18 (eleven years ago) link
I dont mean trimming them or anything, i just mean locate them in the correct vertical area.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 15 March 2013 00:19 (eleven years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3bmfa8jLw1rublfmo1_500.jpg
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 15 March 2013 00:21 (eleven years ago) link
I don't often defriend people, even if I don't really know them as I run a club night and it's good to let people know about shows, but fuck anyone coming if they're gonna post this shit...https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/535562_506488729403321_2142237761_n.jpg
― pssstttt, Hey you (dog latin), Friday, 15 March 2013 00:45 (eleven years ago) link
would be a good pr move for Britain if that were true.
― my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Friday, 15 March 2013 00:46 (eleven years ago) link
that actually sounds great
― zero dark (s1ocki), Friday, 15 March 2013 01:24 (eleven years ago) link
grover norquist baby
― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 15 March 2013 01:56 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/559908_451005254981711_2071695780_n.jpg
we have achieved the singularity
― lag∞n, Friday, 15 March 2013 13:53 (eleven years ago) link
looks like starbucks
― abanana, Friday, 15 March 2013 13:57 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/VHLAPEU.png
― lag∞n, Friday, 15 March 2013 14:01 (eleven years ago) link
― Neil S, Friday, 15 March 2013 14:06 (eleven years ago) link
Raised fist not the first gesture I wd associate with white power tbh
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 15 March 2013 14:14 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/625515_4665418595864_1969144597_n.jpg
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Friday, 15 March 2013 16:35 (eleven years ago) link
like a festive font salad
― Moodles, Friday, 15 March 2013 16:38 (eleven years ago) link
its true, drunken assholes would never tell anyone who isn't one of their best friends to drink themselves into the hospital
― frogbs, Friday, 15 March 2013 16:56 (eleven years ago) link
And I bet you're going to tell me it's ironic only one of these ooks like a Northern Soul patch.
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 15 March 2013 16:59 (eleven years ago) link
White Power merit badge really could use a bit of sprucing up.
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 15 March 2013 17:12 (eleven years ago) link
Wow whoever made that is a racist AND a mind-reader!
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 15 March 2013 17:13 (eleven years ago) link
lololol
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/230365_512416398789111_1747285656_n.jpg
― and that sounds like a gong-concert (La Lechera), Friday, 15 March 2013 18:11 (eleven years ago) link
outstanding blackmail
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 15 March 2013 18:13 (eleven years ago) link
Hang on, you're hedging your bets a bit by copying and pasting that on here, no?
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 15 March 2013 18:14 (eleven years ago) link
What if your relationship with god is kinda complicated atm and you'd prefer to work it out with god in private?
― Aimless, Friday, 15 March 2013 18:14 (eleven years ago) link
If only Jesus had had a Facebook account
― Neil S, Friday, 15 March 2013 18:15 (eleven years ago) link
You can do whatever you want with your privates, facebookers are taking the Love God challenge wide and public.
― and that sounds like a gong-concert (La Lechera), Friday, 15 March 2013 18:15 (eleven years ago) link
just in case
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 15 March 2013 18:16 (eleven years ago) link
btw, this pledge by Jesus would seem to leave the apostle Peter out of heaven, because Peter denied his Lord three times when his faith was most severely tested, but how then to explain that Peter is the rock on which Jesus chose to build his church?
― Aimless, Friday, 15 March 2013 18:17 (eleven years ago) link
Everyone who goes to church going to hell lol
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 15 March 2013 18:22 (eleven years ago) link
...No shame!
― and that sounds like a gong-concert (La Lechera), Friday, 15 March 2013 18:39 (eleven years ago) link
I keep trying but I can't copy and paste those words. I guess I'm going to hell.
― carl agatha, Friday, 15 March 2013 18:40 (eleven years ago) link
<a href="http://imgur.com/dM221pf"><img src="http://i.imgur.com/dM221pf.png" title="Hosted by imgur.com" alt="" /></a>
Kate Nash
― lana's always crying, Friday, 15 March 2013 19:00 (eleven years ago) link
Words to live by, because they achieve such wonderful results.
― Aimless, Friday, 15 March 2013 19:05 (eleven years ago) link
it's interesting to see how many of these life advice macros basically boil down to "be an asshole"
― Moodles, Friday, 15 March 2013 19:17 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/482289_10151307805391479_1131621260_n.jpg
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Friday, 15 March 2013 19:22 (eleven years ago) link
The one about what? THE ONE ABOUT WHAT??!?!?
― carl agatha, Friday, 15 March 2013 19:37 (eleven years ago) link
exactly
― Darth Icky (DJP), Friday, 15 March 2013 19:39 (eleven years ago) link
wtf who whispers jokes directly into someone's ears?
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Friday, 15 March 2013 19:41 (eleven years ago) link
boil down to "be an asshole"
it's just that being thoughtful, helpful, kind and compassionate takes social skill that a lot of people lack, but being an asshole is within everyone's reach.
― Aimless, Friday, 15 March 2013 19:42 (eleven years ago) link
...the dog that climbed inside another dog through it's ear
― No, not sinister (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 15 March 2013 19:44 (eleven years ago) link
"The One About"
something about this makes me ill at ease
― caek, Friday, 15 March 2013 20:59 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.business-clipart.com/business_clipart_images/red_cartoon_number_1_smiling_and_walking_with_a_breifcase_0521-1004-3015-1200_SMU.jpg
― C: (crüt), Friday, 15 March 2013 21:00 (eleven years ago) link
Haha I like it. I imagine that is exactly the type of joke a dog would craft.
― Your spectacular host (Viceroy), Friday, 15 March 2013 21:53 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/lBqwpeB.png
successify.net
― lag∞n, Friday, 15 March 2013 21:53 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/5713_571762762842985_322374984_n.jpg
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 15 March 2013 22:47 (eleven years ago) link
son i knew you were gay before you did, owned
― lag∞n, Friday, 15 March 2013 22:50 (eleven years ago) link
― Your spectacular host (Viceroy), Friday, 15 March 2013 23:00 (eleven years ago) link
I Love My Gay Son When He Picks Up The Groceries!
― Your spectacular host (Viceroy), Friday, 15 March 2013 23:01 (eleven years ago) link
PPS I've been listening in on your phone conversations since you were ten. Deal.
― acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Friday, 15 March 2013 23:02 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.gmanreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/American-Beauty-Chris-Cooper.jpg
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 15 March 2013 23:06 (eleven years ago) link
"I overheard your phone conversation with Mike and I want you know that I've performed many of those acts on your mother and we wondered if you two would like to come to a key party with us next Saturday."
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 15 March 2013 23:52 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/156048_369774093137064_196136178_n.jpg
― CharlieS, Saturday, 16 March 2013 02:06 (eleven years ago) link
― Raymond Cummings, Saturday, 16 March 2013 02:32 (eleven years ago) link
...OR THEY ALL GET IT
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 16 March 2013 03:03 (eleven years ago) link
fuc siblings
― mookieproof, Saturday, 16 March 2013 03:05 (eleven years ago) link
"I have 2 of your siblings, and am in talks to acquire 3 more."
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 16 March 2013 03:18 (eleven years ago) link
you can have mine for a pittance
― mookieproof, Saturday, 16 March 2013 03:26 (eleven years ago) link
some of these seem just designed to throw people into a panic of clicking in case something bad is about to happen
― my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Saturday, 16 March 2013 03:39 (eleven years ago) link
If I don't post within three seconds, does that mean I don't have a brother anymore?
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 16 March 2013 03:42 (eleven years ago) link
Although in truth we never really got on so well maybe its for the best
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 16 March 2013 03:44 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/gK8J5RK.jpg
― Cunga, Saturday, 16 March 2013 22:54 (eleven years ago) link
the disney princess way of saying 'wake up, sheeple!"
― Cunga, Saturday, 16 March 2013 22:55 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/67059_449918301749327_752591186_n.jpg
― karl lagerlout (suzy), Sunday, 17 March 2013 12:55 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/60435_575067685839554_521564356_n.jpg
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 17 March 2013 15:18 (eleven years ago) link
advices
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 17 March 2013 15:19 (eleven years ago) link
DB BYB FYH LOL RTB BP
― Mordy, Sunday, 17 March 2013 15:20 (eleven years ago) link
lol Mordy
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 17 March 2013 15:20 (eleven years ago) link
"remember to breath"
― Tioc Norris (LocalGarda), Sunday, 17 March 2013 15:20 (eleven years ago) link
simple advices for you my friends, remember to breath
― Tioc Norris (LocalGarda), Sunday, 17 March 2013 15:21 (eleven years ago) link
use terrible fonts
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 17 March 2013 15:21 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTJ7AzBIJoI
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 17 March 2013 15:24 (eleven years ago) link
sb'd u Casino
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 17 March 2013 15:25 (eleven years ago) link
HOW DARE YOU
hahahah
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 17 March 2013 15:30 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HDM3eYp4KQ
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 17 March 2013 15:31 (eleven years ago) link
hahaaha the graduation song
― Everybody wants a piece of the (Viceroy), Sunday, 17 March 2013 15:42 (eleven years ago) link
I helped create some autoplay cd for yearbook that played a photo montage and of course it had to have that over it.
― Everybody wants a piece of the (Viceroy), Sunday, 17 March 2013 15:44 (eleven years ago) link
but we used some ultra ridiculous 10 minute remix.
― Everybody wants a piece of the (Viceroy), Sunday, 17 March 2013 15:45 (eleven years ago) link
Why are the Polaroids hanging to dry as if the developing chemicals aren't encapsulated?
― that Django got me Nuages (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 17 March 2013 15:57 (eleven years ago) link
On March 21, 2012, Nickelodeon named Vitamin C as VP of Music. She will oversee all music for Nickelodeon and its sister cable channels, as well as A&R and management of Nickelodeon artists.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 17 March 2013 16:09 (eleven years ago) link
Hah "Graduation Song" I mentioned that to some younger friends a few weeks ago and nobody had ever heard it. I almost thought it was a figment of my imagination.
In a way, it sort of is ground zero for macros.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 17 March 2013 16:20 (eleven years ago) link
woah: In 1988, Vitamin C made her screen debut under her real name "Colleen Fitzpatrick" in the John Waters feature film Hairspray as Amber Von Tussle, the bratty on screen daughter of co-stars Debbie Harry and Sonny Bono.
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 17 March 2013 16:29 (eleven years ago) link
that sunscreen song is especially insufferable as I was part of the high school class of '99
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Sunday, 17 March 2013 16:36 (eleven years ago) link
watched an Eve's Plum video - not the worst Throwing Muses rip-off I've heard
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 17 March 2013 16:38 (eleven years ago) link
Ha, I forgot Hairspray has an Amber..
― Mark G, Sunday, 17 March 2013 17:47 (eleven years ago) link
http://img3.joyreactor.com/pics/post/funny-pictures-auto-482543.jpeg
― Iain Mew (if), Sunday, 17 March 2013 18:17 (eleven years ago) link
look I'm not taking the SAT's, I don't care what shenangigans you try to pull
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 17 March 2013 18:19 (eleven years ago) link
what is a word that is on first
― Mordy, Sunday, 17 March 2013 18:23 (eleven years ago) link
if a word is travelling at 25mph heading west, and 3 words alight and then 2 words disembark...
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 17 March 2013 18:24 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/yUYl7.jpg
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 18 March 2013 01:08 (eleven years ago) link
boom, deal w it kid
― lag∞n, Monday, 18 March 2013 01:09 (eleven years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 18 March 2013 01:15 (eleven years ago) link
^^^ kid, irl
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 18 March 2013 01:16 (eleven years ago) link
I have a third wolf
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Monday, 18 March 2013 01:26 (eleven years ago) link
pretty sure that's id not ego
― abanana, Monday, 18 March 2013 10:08 (eleven years ago) link
There is a fight going on inside me. It is a terrible fight. And it is between two guinea pigs.
― Another turning point, a stork fuck in the road (ledge), Monday, 18 March 2013 10:11 (eleven years ago) link
Which wolf is better? There's only one way to find out...
http://harryhilllive.com/wp-content/themes/harry/harry_hill_assets/harrys_face_large.png
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 18 March 2013 10:24 (eleven years ago) link
I am sure that little wolf story has a basis/foundation in some storied people's tradition but I heard it for the first time as pivotal thesis dialog in the pilot for "Golden Boy"
― Darth Icky (DJP), Monday, 18 March 2013 15:23 (eleven years ago) link
http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/1546/kintarooeax9.jpg
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 18 March 2013 15:25 (eleven years ago) link
Multiple xps but Vitamin C's second album, More, was fairly solid as far as i can remember.
― Des Fusils Pour Banter (ShariVari), Monday, 18 March 2013 15:28 (eleven years ago) link
good vs evil vs alcohol
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 18 March 2013 15:45 (eleven years ago) link
plato iirc
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chariot_Allegory
― open the blood gates (elmo argonaut), Monday, 18 March 2013 16:09 (eleven years ago) link
What is a puzzle that is made up of eighteen words. Yet relies on bad grammar and punctuation.
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Monday, 18 March 2013 16:27 (eleven years ago) link
Could have posted this in the "Innocent Smoothies aesthetic" thread but I saw it on Facebook so here goes:
http://sphotos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/164396_10151594368621204_1221241403_n.jpg
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 14:37 (eleven years ago) link
Translation: I suck, don't talk to me
― frogbs, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 14:40 (eleven years ago) link
As if Innocent haven't heaped enough cutesy terror on the world...
― give me back my 200 dollars (NotEnough), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 14:58 (eleven years ago) link
What they say: "No thanks, I'm not hungry"What they mean: "I'm a bit distracted right now by the elaborate mass murder plot forming in my head"
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 15:40 (eleven years ago) link
"Pop into fruit towers and say hi" | “Coke is the biggest juice company in the world and it wants to provide one of every type of soft drink in the world — and we want to become Europe’s favourite little juice company. It is a no-brainer.”
― sktsh, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 22:08 (eleven years ago) link
http://thingsboysdowelove.tumblr.com/
― s.clover, Thursday, 21 March 2013 12:41 (eleven years ago) link
It is a no-brainer
― Neil S, Thursday, 21 March 2013 12:49 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/225595_417848201640322_161666595_n.jpg
p sure doctor wd have meant normal sized glass
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 21 March 2013 17:51 (eleven years ago) link
of alcohol
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/543523_282635688517348_1390709270_n.jpg
― Three Word Username, Thursday, 21 March 2013 17:52 (eleven years ago) link
"Twasn't even in the rule" fails to scan. Neither does "IF YOU AGREE, PASS IT ON!"
― Aimless, Thursday, 21 March 2013 17:56 (eleven years ago) link
Mary had a little lambAnd Jesus was his nameHe did a shit on the classroom floorAnd Satan got the blame
― acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Thursday, 21 March 2013 17:59 (eleven years ago) link
-- William Blake
― acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Thursday, 21 March 2013 18:00 (eleven years ago) link
guy who posts a bunch of "beards are awesome and get you sex lol" memes just posted one of those someecards with a 'sexy' man and woman, says "Your beard makes my shirt want to come off", man in eCard does not have a beard. It is time for the reign of someecards to end.
― frogbs, Thursday, 21 March 2013 18:01 (eleven years ago) link
your shirt made my beard come off
― lag∞n, Thursday, 21 March 2013 18:08 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=beard
― Easter Humphreys (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 21 March 2013 18:14 (eleven years ago) link
Beards are so eurocentric.
― Aimless, Thursday, 21 March 2013 18:16 (eleven years ago) link
lol NickB
― carl agatha, Thursday, 21 March 2013 18:19 (eleven years ago) link
I had a beard for a brief while in 1987 or thereabouts. I used to get schoolgirls lusting after me!
Shaved it off.. I was 26, c'mon!
― Mark G, Thursday, 21 March 2013 18:21 (eleven years ago) link
I hope you like lamb in school
― joygoat, Thursday, 21 March 2013 20:37 (eleven years ago) link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bremen_school_shooting
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Thursday, 21 March 2013 20:38 (eleven years ago) link
or http://news.yahoo.com/cops-7-dead-3-hurt-christian-school-shooting-214742437.html
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Thursday, 21 March 2013 20:40 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/544551_168946279926876_911783931_n.jpg
― Heyman (crüt), Thursday, 21 March 2013 20:59 (eleven years ago) link
he looks fuck all like Biggie
― Easter Humphreys (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 21 March 2013 21:05 (eleven years ago) link
wow, fuck that and anyone who posts it
― purp (roxymuzak), Thursday, 21 March 2013 21:22 (eleven years ago) link
thought you would hate that too.
― Heyman (crüt), Thursday, 21 March 2013 21:23 (eleven years ago) link
that's it, i'm converting to indian
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Thursday, 21 March 2013 21:25 (eleven years ago) link
only question is reform indian or reconstructionist indian
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Thursday, 21 March 2013 21:26 (eleven years ago) link
eastern orthodox
― purp (roxymuzak), Thursday, 21 March 2013 21:36 (eleven years ago) link
just, wow
― open the blood gates (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 21 March 2013 22:18 (eleven years ago) link
That Indian has no beard, thus no credibility.
― Aimless, Thursday, 21 March 2013 22:29 (eleven years ago) link
rythms
― mookieproof, Thursday, 21 March 2013 22:32 (eleven years ago) link
posted by Single vs In RelationshipTOUCHING STORY:My mom only had one eye. I hated her… Shewas such an embarrassment. She cooked forstudents and teachers to support the family.There was this one day during elementaryschool where my mom came to say hello tome. I was so embarrassed.How could she do this to me? I ignored her,threw her a hateful look and ran out. The nextday at school one of my classmates said, ‘EEEE,your mom only has one eye!’I wanted to bury myself. I also wanted mymom to just disappear. I confronted her thatday and said, ‘ If you’re only gonna make me alaughing stock, why don’t you just die?’My mom did not respond… I didn’t even stopto think for a second about what I had said,because I was full of anger. I was oblivious toher feelings.I wanted out of that house, and have nothingto do with her. So I studied real hard, got achance to go abroad to study.Then, I got married. I bought a house of myown. I had kids of my own. I was happy withmy life, my kids and the comforts. Then oneday, my Mother came to visit me. She hadn’tseen me in years and she didn’t even meether grandchildren.When she stood by the door, my childrenlaughed at her, and I yelled at her for comingover uninvited. I screamed at her, ‘'How dareyou come to my house and scare mychildren!’ GET OUT OFHERE! NOW!!!’And to this, my mother quietly answered, ‘Oh,I’m so sorry. I may have gotten the wrongaddress,’ and she disappeared out of sight.One day, a letter regarding a school reunioncame to my house. So I lied to my wife that Iwas going on a business trip. After thereunion, I went to the old shack just out ofcuriosity.My neighbours said that she died. I did notshed a single tear. They handed me a letterthat she had wanted me to have.‘My dearest son,I think of you all the time. I’m sorry that Icame to your house and scared your children.I was so glad when I heard you were comingfor the reunion. But I may not be able to evenget out of bed to see you. I’m sorry that I wasa constant embarrassment to you when youwere growing up.You see……..when you were very little, you gotinto an accident, and lost your eye. As amother, I couldn’t stand watching you havingto grow up with one eye. So I gave you mine.I was so proud of my son who was seeing awhole new world for me, in my place, withthat eye.With all my love to you,Your mother.’MORAL LESSON:Always LOVE your parents. They are a blessingto you.
My mom only had one eye. I hated her… Shewas such an embarrassment. She cooked forstudents and teachers to support the family.There was this one day during elementaryschool where my mom came to say hello tome. I was so embarrassed.How could she do this to me? I ignored her,threw her a hateful look and ran out. The nextday at school one of my classmates said, ‘EEEE,your mom only has one eye!’I wanted to bury myself. I also wanted mymom to just disappear. I confronted her thatday and said, ‘ If you’re only gonna make me alaughing stock, why don’t you just die?’My mom did not respond… I didn’t even stopto think for a second about what I had said,because I was full of anger. I was oblivious toher feelings.I wanted out of that house, and have nothingto do with her. So I studied real hard, got achance to go abroad to study.Then, I got married. I bought a house of myown. I had kids of my own. I was happy withmy life, my kids and the comforts. Then oneday, my Mother came to visit me. She hadn’tseen me in years and she didn’t even meether grandchildren.When she stood by the door, my childrenlaughed at her, and I yelled at her for comingover uninvited. I screamed at her, ‘'How dareyou come to my house and scare mychildren!’ GET OUT OFHERE! NOW!!!’And to this, my mother quietly answered, ‘Oh,I’m so sorry. I may have gotten the wrongaddress,’ and she disappeared out of sight.One day, a letter regarding a school reunioncame to my house. So I lied to my wife that Iwas going on a business trip. After thereunion, I went to the old shack just out ofcuriosity.My neighbours said that she died. I did notshed a single tear. They handed me a letterthat she had wanted me to have.
‘My dearest son,I think of you all the time. I’m sorry that Icame to your house and scared your children.I was so glad when I heard you were comingfor the reunion. But I may not be able to evenget out of bed to see you. I’m sorry that I wasa constant embarrassment to you when youwere growing up.You see……..when you were very little, you gotinto an accident, and lost your eye. As amother, I couldn’t stand watching you havingto grow up with one eye. So I gave you mine.I was so proud of my son who was seeing awhole new world for me, in my place, withthat eye.With all my love to you,Your mother.’
MORAL LESSON:Always LOVE your parents. They are a blessingto you.
― My god. Pure ideology. (ey), Thursday, 21 March 2013 22:52 (eleven years ago) link
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 21 March 2013 22:53 (eleven years ago) link
WOW
― Mordy, Thursday, 21 March 2013 22:56 (eleven years ago) link
Funny that Snopes actually has a page for this tale (http://www.snopes.com/glurge/oneeye.asp). In case you're wondering, this one's false.
― Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, 21 March 2013 23:03 (eleven years ago) link
hahahha WTFWTFWTF
― purp (roxymuzak), Thursday, 21 March 2013 23:04 (eleven years ago) link
hahahhahahahahahah
― my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Thursday, 21 March 2013 23:44 (eleven years ago) link
grotesque
even though it's fake it's still making me angry. that's the power of great fiction
― polyphonic, Thursday, 21 March 2013 23:46 (eleven years ago) link
i'm angrier at snopes for taking it seriously enough to even make an attempt to dispute it
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Thursday, 21 March 2013 23:48 (eleven years ago) link
"...and jesus said I cut off my feet and sewed them onto your legs becuase you were a cripple. but yeah I guess technically they're my footprints"
BOOM
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 21 March 2013 23:51 (eleven years ago) link
Hunchback! Hunchback!
― Three Word Username, Thursday, 21 March 2013 23:55 (eleven years ago) link
powerful, heartwarming story
― Heyman (crüt), Thursday, 21 March 2013 23:57 (eleven years ago) link
― delete (imago), Thursday, 21 March 2013 23:59 (eleven years ago) link
MY mom only had one eye. I hated her... she was such an embarrassment. My mom ran a small shop at a flea market. She collected little weeds and such to sell... anything for the money we needed she was such an embarrassment.
Weeds business is tough.
― Je55e, Friday, 22 March 2013 00:17 (eleven years ago) link
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41Xso5hcFaL._SL500_SS500_.jpg
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 22 March 2013 00:29 (eleven years ago) link
Related re: I Fucking Love Science - http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/us-news-blog/2013/mar/20/i-love-science-woman-facbook
See if you can guess what happened when ppl found out the scientist behind it is a woman.
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Friday, 22 March 2013 03:08 (eleven years ago) link
SCIENCE GIVES ME A FUCKING BONER
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Friday, 22 March 2013 04:35 (eleven years ago) link
Gaze ye upon the face of SCIENCE:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/39/GodfreyKneller-IsaacNewton-1689.jpg/220px-GodfreyKneller-IsaacNewton-1689.jpg
― Aimless, Friday, 22 March 2013 04:37 (eleven years ago) link
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__f7TJa6zgu4/TGytgcJ9ndI/AAAAAAAAAxI/KzCH9iFLYpo/s320/dolby.jpg
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 22 March 2013 05:48 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/576121_10152661447940623_796962126_n.jpg
― Another turning point, a stork fuck in the road (ledge), Friday, 22 March 2013 14:47 (eleven years ago) link
or whatever
― lag∞n, Friday, 22 March 2013 14:50 (eleven years ago) link
sorry, I am still back on the "I gave you my eye" story
like that poor saintly abused mom would never had said "SHUT YOUR EVIL LITTLE MOUTH BEFORE I TAKE MY EYE BACK" to that little shit
― Darth Icky (DJP), Friday, 22 March 2013 14:50 (eleven years ago) link
Love means never saying "you bast"
― Mark G, Friday, 22 March 2013 15:00 (eleven years ago) link
if she were a true saint she wouldve just constantly reminded him that she gave him her eye and never regretted it for a second as a matter of fact here take the other one its yours thats how much i love you
― lag∞n, Friday, 22 March 2013 15:16 (eleven years ago) link
that eye story is oen of the most fucked up things ever
― zero dark (s1ocki), Friday, 22 March 2013 16:36 (eleven years ago) link
I refuse to believe the person who wrote that was over the age of 11.
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 22 March 2013 16:37 (eleven years ago) link
"as a mother, I couldn't bear to watch you grow up without a penis, so I gave you mine"
― Darth Icky (DJP), Friday, 22 March 2013 16:38 (eleven years ago) link
The moral of the story: no woman, no eye
― acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Friday, 22 March 2013 16:46 (eleven years ago) link
― Neil S, Friday, 22 March 2013 16:47 (eleven years ago) link
lol. Eye eye eye/eye eye eye eye/eye eye eye eye eye eye eye eye
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 22 March 2013 16:47 (eleven years ago) link
Have you ever seen a cornea story etc
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 22 March 2013 16:48 (eleven years ago) link
Bob was a "pupil" of Jah IIRC.
― Neil S, Friday, 22 March 2013 16:49 (eleven years ago) link
Eye eye eye/eye eye eye eye/eye eye eye eye eye eye eye eye
- Ozzy Osborn
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 22 March 2013 16:58 (eleven years ago) link
If Eye Recall Correctly
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 22 March 2013 17:00 (eleven years ago) link
A middling part of the nasty person meets saint and is upbraided by saint's goodness genre. The nasty person could be nastier, the saint could be holier.
― Bnad, Friday, 22 March 2013 17:52 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/28146_373574586090348_23907095_n.jpg
what self-respecting person graduates from college but feels totally comfortable OTMing bullshit like this
― Darth Icky (DJP), Friday, 22 March 2013 18:26 (eleven years ago) link
"I cut open my head and drilled into my skull; there, I found God"
― Darth Icky (DJP), Friday, 22 March 2013 18:27 (eleven years ago) link
stand up for him no (grey) matter
― open the blood gates (elmo argonaut), Friday, 22 March 2013 18:27 (eleven years ago) link
"Sir, can you see your brain?"
Pulls out chainsaw, cuts off top of skull.
"How about now?"
― Moodles, Friday, 22 March 2013 18:28 (eleven years ago) link
Mind? No matter.Matter? Nevermind
----Homer Simpson
― Moodles, Friday, 22 March 2013 18:29 (eleven years ago) link
that is pretty amazing, tho. object permanence as theological proof, ergo all newborn babies are atheists
― open the blood gates (elmo argonaut), Friday, 22 March 2013 18:31 (eleven years ago) link
and won't stop banging on about it on Facebook
― kinder, Friday, 22 March 2013 18:32 (eleven years ago) link
You can show your brain easily enough with an MRI.
Also: no matter"
I am always terrified by the illiteracy of religious cretins.
― karl lagerlout (suzy), Friday, 22 March 2013 18:36 (eleven years ago) link
it's just... willfully dumb
I would honestly expect any halfway intelligent person to look at that and think "that's not even remotely clever and insulting to my beliefs" but instead it's getting "lol how funny, praise God" which I mean I can't even
― Darth Icky (DJP), Friday, 22 March 2013 18:39 (eleven years ago) link
ya its amazing that anyone would think that could convince someone
― lag∞n, Friday, 22 March 2013 18:41 (eleven years ago) link
lol someone post the pic of Calvin praying by a cross
― frogbs, Friday, 22 March 2013 18:44 (eleven years ago) link
what's weird about that one is that it's not even attempting to provide a positive reason for believing in god, it's just removing an impediment (poorly, granted). it's like religious belief as cultural inertia.
― ryan, Friday, 22 March 2013 20:42 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/72721_477232358998127_746466071_n.jpg
"Geek/Nerd girls are the best ♥"
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Friday, 22 March 2013 21:15 (eleven years ago) link
murder is in my ♥
― my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Friday, 22 March 2013 21:55 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/602125_283663751767413_462018309_n.jpg
brb, buying wolf food for smiley
― i can't believe it's not butthurt (qiqing), Friday, 22 March 2013 22:21 (eleven years ago) link
That thing is so superficially makes you think, but if you do think you realise it says anger makes you an angry person and kindness makes you a kind person. Deep.
― Another turning point, a stork fuck in the road (ledge), Friday, 22 March 2013 22:48 (eleven years ago) link
feel like just feed both wolves theres enough food for everyone
― lag∞n, Saturday, 23 March 2013 00:24 (eleven years ago) link
Feed 'em that smug Indian, amirite
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Saturday, 23 March 2013 00:54 (eleven years ago) link
"Can you see/touch your brain?"
I could, but I choose not to in the interests of my overall health.
― Aimless, Saturday, 23 March 2013 02:42 (eleven years ago) link
it's been stated before but, man, fucking george takei
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Saturday, 23 March 2013 03:28 (eleven years ago) link
I woke up, walked into the living room and saw my parents putting presents under the tree, and then I knew: there is no God.
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Saturday, 23 March 2013 09:20 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/224031_10200693516117284_1066095842_n.jpg
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― Heyman (crüt), Saturday, 23 March 2013 13:34 (eleven years ago) link
man I really thought the earth was a ball of flags gonna have to let this sink in
― lag∞n, Saturday, 23 March 2013 13:36 (eleven years ago) link
Ball of conflaggin', that's what the world is today.
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 23 March 2013 13:59 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/wylsslu.png
― My god. Pure ideology. (ey), Saturday, 23 March 2013 14:44 (eleven years ago) link
derv derv derv
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 23 March 2013 15:03 (eleven years ago) link
in our souls there are two wolf memes
― 君ちゃん (clouds), Saturday, 23 March 2013 15:10 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/s480x480/5699_363697607076217_1595182705_n.jpg
― purp (roxymuzak), Sunday, 24 March 2013 01:16 (eleven years ago) link
FACEBOOKWILL_FERRELL
― 乒乓, Sunday, 24 March 2013 01:18 (eleven years ago) link
kudos
― lag∞n, Sunday, 24 March 2013 01:23 (eleven years ago) link
I can't
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 24 March 2013 01:52 (eleven years ago) link
what is wrong with these people
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 24 March 2013 01:53 (eleven years ago) link
FACEBOOK_ KATT_WILL_FERRELL
― s.clover, Sunday, 24 March 2013 05:25 (eleven years ago) link
Ten years ago, we had radio stations. Now on the radio we have nikki minaj, no jobs, no hope, no cash.
― s.clover, Sunday, 24 March 2013 05:27 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/Xp1mFin.jpg
― markers, Sunday, 24 March 2013 22:35 (eleven years ago) link
rip
― lag∞n, Sunday, 24 March 2013 22:47 (eleven years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 24 March 2013 22:49 (eleven years ago) link
nothings happening
― lag∞n, Sunday, 24 March 2013 22:50 (eleven years ago) link
shoop
― my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Sunday, 24 March 2013 22:52 (eleven years ago) link
so did they all die or
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 24 March 2013 23:07 (eleven years ago) link
I've been watching for like 20 minutes
hahahahha
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 24 March 2013 23:37 (eleven years ago) link
http://i412.photobucket.com/albums/pp201/sharonjoy666/E5D88E38-E05A-4938-8DFB-058736D8DF28-524-0000002DCF296C62_zpsfc8c91ec.jpg
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 24 March 2013 23:59 (eleven years ago) link
fuck
― purp (roxymuzak), Monday, 25 March 2013 00:12 (eleven years ago) link
u hear the one about the eskimo and the priest
― zero dark (s1ocki), Monday, 25 March 2013 03:20 (eleven years ago) link
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/366364/Screenshots/tp79.png
― zero dark (s1ocki), Monday, 25 March 2013 03:24 (eleven years ago) link
priest: out of that HIDEOUS fur Cardigan
― 30 percent off all gold everything at Trinidad James Avery (m bison), Monday, 25 March 2013 03:57 (eleven years ago) link
That facebook macro-priest was full of shit.
Under Dante's schema all the virtuous pagans went to hell, whether or not they had heard the gospel or had lived before Jesus died. They did sidestep the worst tortures of the lower circles of hell, but could not go to purgatory or heaven, at least, after the one-time event called the harrowing of hell, where immediately after his death Jesus rounded up a bunch of Jewish prophets and rescued them from hell.
So, even if the old Innuit pictured above had lived a perfect and blameless life, the original sin of Adam and Eve would have been sufficient ensure him an infinity in hell. Yet another Facebook random user not being up to speed on catholic doctrine shocker!!
― Aimless, Monday, 25 March 2013 04:23 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/483185_10151521043936211_1653256776_n.jpg
lonely guy, thinking boat things
― ira cuddlestein (qiqing), Monday, 25 March 2013 09:48 (eleven years ago) link
vg+
― Mark G, Monday, 25 March 2013 09:55 (eleven years ago) link
Does anybody else hear Roger Whittaker singing that one?
― Mark G, Monday, 25 March 2013 09:56 (eleven years ago) link
I eat cannibals, it's incredible
- Paulo Coelho
― Another turning point, a stork fuck in the road (ledge), Monday, 25 March 2013 10:00 (eleven years ago) link
totes.
― Mark G, Monday, 25 March 2013 10:19 (eleven years ago) link
hate that guy so much
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 25 March 2013 10:51 (eleven years ago) link
wait, does this mean that Jacob and Noah and Moses and all those other dudes spent several centuries in Hell before being rescued by Jesus?
Also Heaven was mostly empty for the first 4000 years?
― silverfish, Monday, 25 March 2013 13:08 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/1651_362143940569737_1608640554_n.png
― pssstttt, Hey you (dog latin), Monday, 25 March 2013 13:28 (eleven years ago) link
http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2385/2202186013_830f2b9f5d_o.jpg
― Mordy, Monday, 25 March 2013 14:50 (eleven years ago) link
― 君ちゃん (clouds), Monday, 25 March 2013 15:08 (eleven years ago) link
silverfish, yes, moses et. al. spent a long time in hell according to this doctrine, but in the most comfortable corner of hell. and heaven was still well-populated bcz angels.
― Aimless, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:46 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/if94IGR.jpg
― DavidM, Monday, 25 March 2013 22:54 (eleven years ago) link
puzzled by butt with arrow pointing to it
― his girlfriend was all 'ugh and he wears a solar backpack' (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 25 March 2013 22:57 (eleven years ago) link
after drawing the woman's torso and null sign over her crotch, he probably added the butt and null sign to avoid misunderstandings
― Aimless, Monday, 25 March 2013 23:02 (eleven years ago) link
I would not give him any change.
― carl agatha, Monday, 25 March 2013 23:06 (eleven years ago) link
the german high seas fleet was safe at wilhelmshavenbut this was not its purpose
--bob märley
― mookieproof, Monday, 25 March 2013 23:09 (eleven years ago) link
No pussy and no ass or no pussy and bad gas?
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 01:30 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/575951_4669814229031_697810196_n.jpg
― s.clover, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 02:06 (eleven years ago) link
secret poem
― my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 03:13 (eleven years ago) link
lol @ mookieproof
― My god. Pure ideology. (ey), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 08:13 (eleven years ago) link
puzzled by butt with arrow pointing to it― his girlfriend was all 'ugh and he wears a solar backpack' (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 25 March 2013 22:57 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― his girlfriend was all 'ugh and he wears a solar backpack' (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 25 March 2013 22:57 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
He doesn't want any (business) cards, or (cigarette) butts.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 10:02 (eleven years ago) link
jeez guys, his personal demons don't include sex with either gender, gambling, cocaine, pills, or needle-use drugs, but he is a fiend for the ganja (+500)
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 11:50 (eleven years ago) link
typical of long term homeless ime
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 12:16 (eleven years ago) link
typical of long term Canadian ime
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 12:51 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/535777_563842126983571_1415835030_n.jpg
― purp (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 14:38 (eleven years ago) link
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 14:38 (eleven years ago) link
infuriating tbh
― purp (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 14:41 (eleven years ago) link
I get depressed about because of poor resolution JPEGs
― Neil S, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 14:56 (eleven years ago) link
"about because"
― Neil S, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 14:57 (eleven years ago) link
u get depressed bcos ur a loser d00d lol
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 15:02 (eleven years ago) link
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 15:34 (eleven years ago) link
what's wrong with those "s"es? Maybe they're depressed.
― my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 15:55 (eleven years ago) link
ty marilyn manson. now i am inspired to go out and be the best me that i can be.
― Aimless, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 17:02 (eleven years ago) link
this giant red "=" sign is getting pretty obnoxious especially since almost everyone I see with it has exactly 0 friends who are anywhere near conservative
― frogbs, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 20:15 (eleven years ago) link
no one guy has a conservative friend and he was convinced and now he is a communist homosexual so it worked
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 20:17 (eleven years ago) link
it's replace your profile pic with a bumper sticker day yay
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 22:32 (eleven years ago) link
but if u give the red square ur full attention and open ur heart to it then it will really speak to u and u will cry
― mister borges (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 22:51 (eleven years ago) link
but i guess u have to see it in person or u wont understand so putting it as a fb profile isnt gonna work
― mister borges (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 22:59 (eleven years ago) link
what is the red square shit? I know it's gay marriage blah blah blah but I didn't see or hear anything until everyone on Facebook switched to it.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 23:02 (eleven years ago) link
facebook is now communist didn't u get the memo
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 23:05 (eleven years ago) link
i googled it and came up with equal access to higher education so idk why irish ppl are bothering
― mister borges (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 23:06 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/484176_569240443100098_1428602811_n.jpg
― pssstttt, Hey you (dog latin), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 23:27 (eleven years ago) link
http://hannahpoturalski.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/magnolia.jpg
― mister borges (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 23:29 (eleven years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp29ftucFh1qzjyq9o1_400.jpg
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 23:29 (eleven years ago) link
great leaders r cocks
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 23:32 (eleven years ago) link
when you play chicken on a bridge, everyone loses
― mister borges (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 23:36 (eleven years ago) link
brace yourselves 4 real
― purp (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 01:31 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/164202_10152667739355517_918108051_n.jpg
― purp (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 01:32 (eleven years ago) link
A friend complained that she (in Kentucky) got a lot of this today :(
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/543099_4794629550795_359942671_n.jpg
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 01:36 (eleven years ago) link
woa-ohwoa-ohdo you hear the people sing?i can't hear a fucking thingwoa-ohwoa-ohwoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
― Kontuszówka reverie (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 01:36 (eleven years ago) link
yeah everyone lining up to feel like they didn't miss out on the civil rights issue of their time without having to put anything at stake, basically
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 04:00 (eleven years ago) link
i know one day my grandkids are going to say "did you change your facebook avatar?" and i'll tell them all about it. maybe norman mailer will write a book about the day he changed his facebook avatar and other people did too, but sometimes not to the same avatar, all very thrilling stuff you know.
and there will be articles about how many billions will claim to have changed their avatars, but there weren't even that many active facebook users at the time.
and some movie about a kid that just stumbled into changing his avatar even though he didn't know why and how it sent him on a path where he learned about life, and love, and cat pictures.
― s.clover, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 04:12 (eleven years ago) link
i don't think the facebook avatars will be front page on the times tomorrow. only in retrospect will the establishment recognize how significant this moment was.
― s.clover, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 04:13 (eleven years ago) link
i rarely post anything on facebook, but when i do, i secretly think, "if no one likes this, i will look like a fool." a powerful deterrent to posting anything on facebook.
― eaumaille, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 04:15 (eleven years ago) link
http://ffloboboyce.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/dos-equis-man.jpg?w=319&h=265
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 04:27 (eleven years ago) link
http://katharinemiller.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/30558299.jpg
― Aimless, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 04:34 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/527690_10151566258687464_1370947680_n.jpg
― eaumaille, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 04:35 (eleven years ago) link
Lost. Cold. Hungry. Alone. And dying for a cigarette.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 04:43 (eleven years ago) link
..and might work better in a language in which "places no one has ever been before" is probably one word.
― eaumaille, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 04:47 (eleven years ago) link
why are the sheeple woman and the maverick woman both dressed in pink?
― garfield drops some dank n' dirty dubz at 2am (unregistered), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 04:55 (eleven years ago) link
I assume it has something to do with the original quote being about a "man"
― my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 04:57 (eleven years ago) link
assuming there's a real "original quote" that had something to do with "Einstein" which is dubious to begin with
― my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 04:58 (eleven years ago) link
Sheesh you couldn't find a verifiable quote from an actual woman to express the same sentiment? It's not enough that men do the talking for women so much as it is, but you've got to make up shit that a man never said about women and that's supposed to be "empowering"? smdh
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 12:50 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/484323_488577881197598_2035514453_n.jpg
Actually found this one kind of funny TBH
― pssstttt, Hey you (dog latin), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 13:11 (eleven years ago) link
actually was curious enough to google up the 'einstein' one: http://quoteinvestigator.com/2012/10/18/follows-crowd/
― s.clover, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 13:15 (eleven years ago) link
Dog's joke doesn't make sense. The phase of a wave cannot be long. The period or cycle can. Fucking dogs.
― that Django got me Nuages (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 13:27 (eleven years ago) link
I Fucking RUFF! Science
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 13:47 (eleven years ago) link
Worthy sentiments, sort of, but also AARGH FUCK OFF!!!
http://sphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/578102_467588336645547_1764395658_n.jpg
― Neil S, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 14:41 (eleven years ago) link
awkward hand-hold
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 14:42 (eleven years ago) link
Setting Women Free from Outdated Societal Standards
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 14:43 (eleven years ago) link
would be better with image of graphic gay sex
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 14:43 (eleven years ago) link
why does imagining couples having sex have to be stigmatized as perversion?
― Moodles, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 14:45 (eleven years ago) link
ughdo they know it's christmas time?
― and that sounds like a gong-concert (La Lechera), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 14:45 (eleven years ago) link
*sets women free*
― zero dark (s1ocki), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 14:46 (eleven years ago) link
i guy i know from high school posted "I SUPPORT MARRIAGE EQUALITY" along with this:
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/306054_2700518109234_1613977633_n.jpg
sadly i don't think he knows
― open the blood gates (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 14:47 (eleven years ago) link
what is it?
― abanana, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 15:06 (eleven years ago) link
ok it's a rothko with the top removed. was rothko antigay or something?
― abanana, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 15:15 (eleven years ago) link
I support all these ice cream sandwiches
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 15:16 (eleven years ago) link
it's a blood gate
― congratulations on yet another award and i loved your baseball cap (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 15:30 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/429463_524023944302972_1673807043_n.png
"I just let them get on with it"
― pssstttt, Hey you (dog latin), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 15:56 (eleven years ago) link
"i hate them anyway because i'm not getting any and i'm bitter"
― even this c snides against us (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 15:59 (eleven years ago) link
H8FCK
― the pheromones of hot clothing (DJP), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 16:02 (eleven years ago) link
http://memecrunch.com/meme/AX2G/this-is-kurt-cobain-s-daughter/image.pnggross on every level
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 16:14 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/483829_522989221072466_1552436395_n.jpg
i love used things
― eaumaille, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 17:40 (eleven years ago) link
The reason why the world is in chaos, is because hey that was a comma back dere.
― that Django got me Nuages (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 17:52 (eleven years ago) link
hypercorrective punctuation errors make the world less chaotic
― eaumaille, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 17:58 (eleven years ago) link
Our world is in chaos. Gaia, the spirit of the Earth, sends five loved-up things to five well-used young people.
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 18:05 (eleven years ago) link
Courtney Love looks like she sleeps in a trash compactor. Strangely, this has little or no effect on how old I feel.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 18:11 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2013/03/27/red_equals_sign_marriage_equality_the_best_variations_photos.html
― abanana, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 18:21 (eleven years ago) link
ok bowie jokes are fine.
― s.clover, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 18:24 (eleven years ago) link
My wife changed her FB avatar to the marriage equality thing yesterday. In response, her mom, a fundamentalist Christian, posted this, along with a very snotty comment.
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/45187_10151528928212376_946601134_n.jpg
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 18:34 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M9cSez-mY4
― s.clover, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 18:57 (eleven years ago) link
aka The Beast with Two Backs.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 18:58 (eleven years ago) link
i do agree that a world full of exactly indistinguishable bars would be a little less exciting
― eaumaille, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 19:07 (eleven years ago) link
most bars are indistinguishable after a certain point in the evening
― don't put the anus on me (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 19:10 (eleven years ago) link
I like to imagine the MS or photoshop paint bucket tool saying the words in that last one to himself every time he does his work
― that Django got me Nuages (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 21:00 (eleven years ago) link
which perfectly fuse into a shape that is just two bars stuck together at rigid, perpendicular angles.
also it resembles a thing they use to nail people on to die, imo
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 21:35 (eleven years ago) link
those m8 do you even compress jpgs always crack me up
― gila free (electricsound), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 23:00 (eleven years ago) link
my cousin shared that mom/eye story with bonus "woman with black eye" photo attached!
also someone commented:
oh I hope this is a story and not real..I can't imagine anyone treating their parent like this..just sad.
― steaklife (donna rouge), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 23:50 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_1nkUbepaU
― don't put the anus on me (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 23:54 (eleven years ago) link
haha, totally
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 28 March 2013 00:22 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.elephantjournal.com/2013/03/do-pretty-people-get-all-the-perks-jessica-bahr/ . There should be a way to write from this perspective without it automatically coming off as obnoxious. I guess this comes as close as anything.
― eaumaille, Thursday, 28 March 2013 00:32 (eleven years ago) link
think you may be on the wrong thread? but anyway stopped reading here:
My experience is that when it comes to pretty, pitfalls seem to be just as prevalent, if not more so.
asinine.
― don't put the anus on me (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 28 March 2013 00:36 (eleven years ago) link
was posted to my fb today, but not an image, so maybe wrong thread. still curious to know if i'm justified in being annoyed by it. she just seems so WELL-MEANING.
― eaumaille, Thursday, 28 March 2013 00:40 (eleven years ago) link
yeah but it's classic "privileged person assures you they're not privileged" drivel, as much as i read of it anyhoo
― don't put the anus on me (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 28 March 2013 00:42 (eleven years ago) link
it is, but the more self-effacing she seems, the more i dislike her, which i think is also an issue of mine.
― eaumaille, Thursday, 28 March 2013 00:45 (eleven years ago) link
stopped reading that beauty privilege article when she referred to hugo schwyzer as a "respected feminist writer"
― 1staethyr, Thursday, 28 March 2013 02:42 (eleven years ago) link
well it's not totally untrue unfortunately
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Thursday, 28 March 2013 03:38 (eleven years ago) link
Being hit on by “entitled” men; being harassed on the street; not being taken seriously in the workplace or in interpersonal relationships; being sexually harassed in the work place; losing female friends to jealousy (I have literally had friends “break up” with me because they thought I was too pretty); being treated badly by men and women who project that they think I’m too good for them or that I’m “all that;” older men think they own me; older women think I’m going to steal their husbands; “nice guys” are intimidated by me; boyfriends who decided that nit picking my appearance would keep me from getting a big head; and a wide spanning spectrum of sexual objectification.
lord
― open the blood gates (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 28 March 2013 12:58 (eleven years ago) link
because none of those things happen to plain janes, no sir, not ever. those frumps don't know how good they have it, do they?
― open the blood gates (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 28 March 2013 13:01 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/253708_526358477415279_1951003352_n.jpg
what even
― open the blood gates (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 28 March 2013 13:13 (eleven years ago) link
no hoopla, just some implied nudity, nbd
Why is Ke$ha so confused about Monsanto?
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Thursday, 28 March 2013 13:34 (eleven years ago) link
im sure whoever posted that macro was vigorously attempting to debate 'the monsanto protection act' before it passed. also probably thinks theres something called 'the monsanto protection act'. smart people.
― lag∞n, Thursday, 28 March 2013 13:39 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/483259_606277782733787_2143123862_n.jpg
― Heyman (crüt), Thursday, 28 March 2013 13:52 (eleven years ago) link
Hello, I am Clarence Thomas. My face stinks like a butt. And it looks like a butt. And I am a stupid butt. I have devil horns and a mustache and a badly drawn dick pointed at my mouth.
― No, not sinister (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 28 March 2013 13:59 (eleven years ago) link
Hello, I am Clarence Thomas. My face stinks like a butt.
loooollllll
― carl agatha, Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:24 (eleven years ago) link
i love you AP
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:26 (eleven years ago) link
― lag∞n, Thursday, March 28, 2013 9:39 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I can't even find a very clear explanation of what this legislation is, but it sounds like it just prevents the courts from stopping the USDA from doing what it already does? Ultimately I'm just not that scared of GE foods so w/e.
― i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:31 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.salon.com/2013/03/27/how_the_monsanto_protection_act_snuck_into_law/
its pretty shitty but its temporary and was a trick so
― lag∞n, Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:41 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/2fW8HlR.jpg
― SEO Speedwagon (seandalai), Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:43 (eleven years ago) link
gtfo god never promised that
― i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:46 (eleven years ago) link
It's in the apocrypha somewhere.
― SEO Speedwagon (seandalai), Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:47 (eleven years ago) link
corners of the world is a figure of speech meaning everywhere FYI SIGN MAKER
― lag∞n, Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:48 (eleven years ago) link
Somebody must have typed that into Word, printed it out, stuck it on a pinboard, taken a photo of it and uploaded it onto their computer and finally onto facebook.
― Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:51 (eleven years ago) link
why is it printed on three pieces of paper is the big question
― lag∞n, Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:52 (eleven years ago) link
um sign maker are u calling out God
HAY GOD THIS SIGN MAKER WANTS TO BEEF WITH YOU
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:54 (eleven years ago) link
god's going to beat that guy's ass
― Spectrum, Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:54 (eleven years ago) link
what if the sign maker...is God??
― don't put the anus on me (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 28 March 2013 16:03 (eleven years ago) link
It kind of makes sense that god's printer is designed to print on fortune cookie sized paper.
― No, not sinister (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 28 March 2013 16:59 (eleven years ago) link
Then Moses turned and went down from the mountain with the two fortune cookie papers in his hand...
― Newgod.css (seandalai), Thursday, 28 March 2013 17:06 (eleven years ago) link
I'm in favor of genetically modified foods, drones, and otherkin.
― my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Thursday, 28 March 2013 17:27 (eleven years ago) link
Then Moses turned and went down from the mountain with the three . . . <gust of wind blows one out of his hand> . . . two fortune cookie papers in his hand...
― nickn, Thursday, 28 March 2013 18:01 (eleven years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 28 March 2013 18:22 (eleven years ago) link
― carl agatha, Thursday, 28 March 2013 18:52 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/625684_563095567056821_1983903400_n.jpg
― zero dark (s1ocki), Thursday, 28 March 2013 20:00 (eleven years ago) link
its almost like you have to actively work to make stuff that gets reposted on facebook look as shitty as it does
― zero dark (s1ocki), Thursday, 28 March 2013 20:01 (eleven years ago) link
'the new 'gang' way of rape'
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 28 March 2013 20:02 (eleven years ago) link
"obedient wives" ??
― billstevejim, Thursday, 28 March 2013 20:02 (eleven years ago) link
Staples Singers, you're on notice. DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 28 March 2013 20:04 (eleven years ago) link
UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES TAKE ANYONE ANYWHERE
The incident is getting worse.
― Heyman (crüt), Thursday, 28 March 2013 20:05 (eleven years ago) link
also like the use of "for" instead of "because" for some old-skool literary flair
― chilli, Thursday, 28 March 2013 20:06 (eleven years ago) link
missing the comma, didn't pay enough attention in class during the segment on FANBOYS
― and that sounds like a gong-concert (La Lechera), Thursday, 28 March 2013 20:07 (eleven years ago) link
The shitty look acts like catnip for those who repost ironically.
― Aimless, Thursday, 28 March 2013 20:07 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.hoax-slayer.com/images/child-lure-6.jpg
― i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Thursday, 28 March 2013 20:12 (eleven years ago) link
Sheriff's Department Warning FAMILY PLEASE READ!
― i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Thursday, 28 March 2013 20:13 (eleven years ago) link
**Please DO NOT IGNORE!
― Heyman (crüt), Thursday, 28 March 2013 20:14 (eleven years ago) link
family please read?ladies and guys?
― No, not sinister (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 28 March 2013 20:18 (eleven years ago) link
Women leaving the house for any reason! If anyone talks to you, take them to the police station! Unless a police officer talks to you, then you're fucked!
― carl agatha, Thursday, 28 March 2013 20:29 (eleven years ago) link
literally!
― i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Thursday, 28 March 2013 20:33 (eleven years ago) link
if u see a crying child driving around w/o headlights u r in a gang now and you have to rape someone plz forward
― lag∞n, Thursday, 28 March 2013 20:47 (eleven years ago) link
if a cryeing child offers you a piece of bubbleyum DO NOT EAT IT it is full of spider eggs
― open the blood gates (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 28 March 2013 21:12 (eleven years ago) link
the spiders will get into your brain and then a ghost will murder your family, please RT
― open the blood gates (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 28 March 2013 21:14 (eleven years ago) link
crying children POOP ON YOUR COKE CANS do not take any coke cans from them
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 28 March 2013 21:19 (eleven years ago) link
If a crying child leaking spiders from its mouth and eyes tries to sell you perfume in the mall parking lot, you stepped out of the car and hanging from the door handle was A HOOK.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 28 March 2013 21:22 (eleven years ago) link
If a crying child tries to pick you up at a bar don't go home with it because you'll wake up in a bathtub full of ice and when you go to the pay phone to call 911 you'll get AIDS from the needle in the change slot
― my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Thursday, 28 March 2013 21:24 (eleven years ago) link
if a crying child can save you $$$ ON YOUR GASOLINE BILL EVERY YEAR
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 28 March 2013 21:33 (eleven years ago) link
lol carl
― open the blood gates (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 28 March 2013 21:33 (eleven years ago) link
crying children are furious you can lose pounds with this one weird tip
― my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Thursday, 28 March 2013 21:34 (eleven years ago) link
obama wants crying children to go back to the police station
― i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Thursday, 28 March 2013 21:34 (eleven years ago) link
tbh I didn't see this on Facebook but someone has to have posted it there
http://youbentmywookie.com/wookie/gallery/0910_wtf/religion_is_like_a_penis.jpg
― my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Friday, 29 March 2013 00:52 (eleven years ago) link
- don't touch it if you have been handling chilies
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 29 March 2013 00:53 (eleven years ago) link
Needs Stephin Merritt to come in and sing "But A Penis Is Not Like Religionnnnnn"
― Mark G, Friday, 29 March 2013 00:55 (eleven years ago) link
lol vg
― carl agatha, Friday, 29 March 2013 01:26 (eleven years ago) link
― s.clover, Friday, 29 March 2013 01:27 (eleven years ago) link
i kind of feel like the person who brings shoving penises down children's throats into the conversation in the first place is the one i want to stay away from
― i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Friday, 29 March 2013 01:40 (eleven years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 29 March 2013 01:42 (eleven years ago) link
like you, macro-maker, are asking people to keep things to themselves and yet you just put that image in everyone's mind
― i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Friday, 29 March 2013 01:44 (eleven years ago) link
all I can think now is 'if religion is like a penis, what does that make the balls'
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 29 March 2013 01:47 (eleven years ago) link
its a conversation the church needs to have tbph
― mister borges (darraghmac), Friday, 29 March 2013 01:50 (eleven years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 29 March 2013 01:54 (eleven years ago) link
religion is like a penis and the pope is...
erection = fundamentalism
― i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Friday, 29 March 2013 01:54 (eleven years ago) link
flaccid = unitarian
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 29 March 2013 01:55 (eleven years ago) link
militant fundamentalism
― i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Friday, 29 March 2013 01:55 (eleven years ago) link
ball = the prods and the easter orthodoxies
― mister borges (darraghmac), Friday, 29 March 2013 01:58 (eleven years ago) link
sperm -- those annoying street/transit preachers
― i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Friday, 29 March 2013 02:00 (eleven years ago) link
odin = the single eye at the top
― mister borges (darraghmac), Friday, 29 March 2013 02:02 (eleven years ago) link
what was the beef with the rothko = thing
― purp (roxymuzak), Friday, 29 March 2013 02:32 (eleven years ago) link
you wouldnt get it if you didn't see it in person iirc
― mister borges (darraghmac), Friday, 29 March 2013 02:33 (eleven years ago) link
there are a few challopsy fb status thingies going around now about how "WHILE YOU WERE BUSY SUPPORTING GAY MARRIAGE YOU MISSED [the "Monsanto Protection Act"] [some anti-gay or anti-trans-gender state law in a state nowhere near where you live] [stuff generally being bad for x group of people]" which is a particularly irritating combination of "wake up sheeple" and "I'm more left than you"
― i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Friday, 29 March 2013 03:38 (eleven years ago) link
I don't get why people are so eager to be all "why would you care about (X) when (Y) is happening!"
Also if there were literally nothing else going on in the world most people still wouldn't give a shit about Monsanto.
― Heyman (crüt), Friday, 29 March 2013 03:46 (eleven years ago) link
I am almost getting tired of everything having the word DRONES everywhere, as if it were flying thingies we were worried about and not the targeted murder of people in lieu of capture. We've had movies and anxiety implying that SATELLITES can go overhead and track us in realtime when in range, which is mostly bullshit, but claim that it's a wee thing hovering a thousand feet up and we're all paranoid.
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Friday, 29 March 2013 03:49 (eleven years ago) link
Hurting there's some definite History at play btwn trams activists and mainstream GLB activism, including conflicts over ENDA language, and beef with the HRC specifically, so some of those posts may have been a bit less ludicrous than MONSANTO!!!1
― my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Friday, 29 March 2013 04:55 (eleven years ago) link
I'm steadfastly in favor of drones
― my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Friday, 29 March 2013 04:56 (eleven years ago) link
<3 drones
i want a beanie baby drone
"droney"
― Mordy, Friday, 29 March 2013 05:00 (eleven years ago) link
drones are kind of boring, always droning on
― lag∞n, Friday, 29 March 2013 05:28 (eleven years ago) link
wish amazon would do prime drone shipping
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 29 March 2013 05:30 (eleven years ago) link
idk this is sort of a good point in their favor, just as a means of confronting why certain campaigns get all the attention and why others don't (HRC makes a lot of money if its logo is the most popular image on FB, monsanto makes a lot of money if the public isn't aware of them)
but more importantly i support any anti-HRC challops fuck em
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Friday, 29 March 2013 06:00 (eleven years ago) link
silby OTM
― My god. Pure ideology. (ey), Friday, 29 March 2013 06:11 (eleven years ago) link
yeah silby otm, alot of that 'meanwhile back in the states' facebook high horse stuff reminded of 'YOUR BROTHER IS STANDING IN A FIELD IN AFGHANISTAN' days of studio 60 but the trans stuff seemed on point and looking at big picture, focusing on next steps, arguing w/ compromises (and bringing them to light) which is totally on topic.
― balls, Friday, 29 March 2013 06:26 (eleven years ago) link
wait wait wait
was that a studio 60 on the sunset strip reference you just dropped in there
― zero dark (s1ocki), Friday, 29 March 2013 12:39 (eleven years ago) link
cropping & reducing the painting into an hrc logo just rubbed me wrong, esp since i'm 95% sure the tech-startup bro who posted it doesn't know who rothko is
― open the blood gates (elmo argonaut), Friday, 29 March 2013 13:11 (eleven years ago) link
WHILE YOU WERE BUSY SUPPORTING GAY MARRIAGE YOU DIDN'T GO INTO WORK OR EVEN LEAVE YOUR CHAIR AND YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS AND YOUR WIFE LEFT YOU AND SHE TOOK THE KIDS BUT LEFT THE DOG AND THE DOG STARVED TO DEATH AND YOUR HOUSE SMELLS LIKE RIPE GARBAGE AND YOUR EYEBALLS DRIED OUT
― No, not sinister (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 29 March 2013 13:16 (eleven years ago) link
should've brought a poopsock
― Mordy, Friday, 29 March 2013 14:25 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/i915Y4f.jpg
― 乒乓, Friday, 29 March 2013 14:32 (eleven years ago) link
Type CROSS if you won't get down off your own!!
― tokyo rosemary, Friday, 29 March 2013 14:34 (eleven years ago) link
type CRISCROSS if you would..JUMP JUMP.
― 30 percent off all gold everything at Trinidad James Avery (m bison), Friday, 29 March 2013 14:36 (eleven years ago) link
^ IRL LOL
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Friday, 29 March 2013 14:38 (eleven years ago) link
WHILE YOU WERE BUSY SUPPORTING JESUS TEN THOUSAND MORE BABIES WERE MURDERED
― No, not sinister (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 29 March 2013 15:50 (eleven years ago) link
trams activists
― my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Thursday, March 28, 2013 9:55 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
smh
― my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Friday, 29 March 2013 15:57 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/483927_474612242611608_1821652934_n.jpg
― and that sounds like a gong-concert (La Lechera), Friday, 29 March 2013 17:04 (eleven years ago) link
my mother-in-law reposted this picture:https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/538923_497787753601951_1122755312_n.jpgand tagged my sister-in-law, who is a federal government lawyer, has a month-old baby, and is decidedly not a pothead. turns out MIL did not know what those items on the sign were and had just tagged SIL because she had seen her post the red equality image and thought she might be interested
― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 29 March 2013 18:00 (eleven years ago) link
That's hilarious for a million reasons but also because the end of those joints look like boobs.
― carl agatha, Friday, 29 March 2013 18:03 (eleven years ago) link
my MIL also has a sorta-racist magnet that a friend brought her back from jamaica that is a rasta guy. in one hand he is holding a huge joint. she says she thought it was a microphone.
― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 29 March 2013 18:05 (eleven years ago) link
I had to break it to you, but your mother-in-law smokes weed
― Moodles, Friday, 29 March 2013 18:16 (eleven years ago) link
:(
― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 29 March 2013 18:19 (eleven years ago) link
cool painting of bloody tampons, willie nelson
― max, Friday, 29 March 2013 18:24 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/601346_4800031638406_167857056_n.jpg
good luck boycotting the muppets, losers
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Friday, 29 March 2013 19:10 (eleven years ago) link
i was gonna be a homophobe but i just love red lobster too much
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Friday, 29 March 2013 19:13 (eleven years ago) link
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Friday, 29 March 2013 19:47 (eleven years ago) link
I should make Facebook bingo cards and use this thread as the caller
― joygoat, Friday, 29 March 2013 20:09 (eleven years ago) link
oreos gotta be the deal breaaker for any homophobe
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 29 March 2013 21:35 (eleven years ago) link
From the Ron Paul-loving Jesus hippie who's selling essential oils and using them on her infants:
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/885318_553457678008962_2031885484_o.jpg
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 29 March 2013 21:51 (eleven years ago) link
flame retard ants
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 29 March 2013 22:01 (eleven years ago) link
get em while theyre hot
on the other hand your children wont catch a fire
― lag∞n, Saturday, 30 March 2013 00:02 (eleven years ago) link
brb gettin brominated
― gila free (electricsound), Saturday, 30 March 2013 00:15 (eleven years ago) link
tbh all of those drinks make me feel like I have consumed flame retardant
― i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Saturday, 30 March 2013 00:30 (eleven years ago) link
i mean who really wants to catch fire, makes u think
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 30 March 2013 00:39 (eleven years ago) link
― my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Friday, March 29, 2013 12:55 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Ok, I don't profess to be the most knowledgable person about all of that, but I'm not sure I understand how striking down DOMA and/or Prop 8 would in any way conflict with broader and more inclusive goals regarding transgender issues, non-standard families, etc.
― i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Saturday, 30 March 2013 00:43 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/479894_555369451190249_1050781943_n.jpg
― s.clover, Saturday, 30 March 2013 01:41 (eleven years ago) link
some ppl in the lgbtq community take issue w/ marriage equality being positioned as the civil rights issue of our time when, for instance, lgbtq ppl still face legal employment discrimination in almost half of the US (including the second most populous state, texas). for many it's not an argument about "pfft squares *eyeroll*" but about apportionment of activist resources, time, and attention. the fact that the facebook meme came from the HRC especially rankles because the HRC is seen by many as mainly representing the concerns of wealthy white gay cismen (as seen in the ENDA controversy). (should also point out that marriage equality advocates also have legitimate complaints w/ the HRC—for instance, they did little to combat prop 8.)
― 1staethyr, Saturday, 30 March 2013 01:42 (eleven years ago) link
^^ basically this
― my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Saturday, 30 March 2013 04:44 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/562611_498450300212474_317416466_n.jpg
― 君ちゃん (clouds), Saturday, 30 March 2013 14:33 (eleven years ago) link
― Heyman (crüt), Saturday, 30 March 2013 14:43 (eleven years ago) link
rumored to kill brain cells
actually makes you super fn high
― lag∞n, Saturday, 30 March 2013 15:11 (eleven years ago) link
fucken evangelical stoners = the worst
― quite strangly im attracted to the lass (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 30 March 2013 15:31 (eleven years ago) link
you've got a friend in weedsus
― Mordy, Saturday, 30 March 2013 15:42 (eleven years ago) link
if you enjoy getting high gfy but don't try and kid yrself it's a health benefit
― quite strangly im attracted to the lass (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 30 March 2013 15:43 (eleven years ago) link
Read that as if you enjoy getting high go fuck yourself
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 30 March 2013 15:45 (eleven years ago) link
fights cancer
― Mordy, Saturday, 30 March 2013 15:45 (eleven years ago) link
xp yeah i realised after i posted that good for you wasn't the only reading of those letters
― quite strangly im attracted to the lass (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 30 March 2013 15:47 (eleven years ago) link
gives super powers
― Mordy, Saturday, 30 March 2013 15:48 (eleven years ago) link
makes ilx more interesting
Huh
One case reported that a man who consumed two to four liters of a soda containing BVO on a daily basis experienced memory loss, tremors, fatigue, loss of muscle coordination, headache, and ptosis of the right eyelid, as well as elevated serum chloride.
― Je55e, Saturday, 30 March 2013 17:37 (eleven years ago) link
two to four liters
jesus
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 30 March 2013 17:40 (eleven years ago) link
Not to defend BVO (I generally avoid it but that's mostly because I haven't bothered to look into the claims, which let's face it are probably hippie bullshit), but I feel like there's probably something more than BVO contributing to that man's ill health.
― carl agatha, Saturday, 30 March 2013 17:46 (eleven years ago) link
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v165/noodle_vague/733834_10200822046575032_1378555743_zps916d46bd.jpg
frankly this is just depressing
― quite strangly im attracted to the lass (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 30 March 2013 20:57 (eleven years ago) link
cool manta ray
― zero dark (s1ocki), Saturday, 30 March 2013 21:07 (eleven years ago) link
lol at the B-2 just chilling with jets
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Saturday, 30 March 2013 21:07 (eleven years ago) link
hooray for nuclear armageddon!
― Neil S, Saturday, 30 March 2013 21:20 (eleven years ago) link
coming soon to a facebook near you...
http://theoatmeal.com/blog/quotations
http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/quotations/quotations_louis.pnghttp://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/quotations/quotations_vonnegut.pnghttp://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/quotations/quotations_henson.pnghttp://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/quotations/quotations_tyson.pnghttp://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/quotations/quotations_lincoln.jpg
― inste grammophon (rogermexico.), Sunday, 31 March 2013 03:44 (eleven years ago) link
Who is a fat noneck? Let theoatmealtell you.
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Sunday, 31 March 2013 03:53 (eleven years ago) link
- Hey Louis CK, exactly what is your definition of 'miracle'? Because I'm sure real miracles would do a bit better than a shitty fucking phone.- Vonnegut, I love you, but have you ever laughed until you puked? No? Well, that's a lot messier than tears.- Henson. Get better friends.- Eh, you know what, I like this one. Particularly if this dude promised to actually do that to all my enemies.- Cats are fucking great, but I'm not sure that the leader of the 'civilised' world should really be all "let's pretend we're kitties, mreowww".
― emil.y, Sunday, 31 March 2013 04:00 (eleven years ago) link
if i ever met the oatmeal guy irl i would jsut start barfing everywhere and hopefully he would drown from all the barf i'm barfing on him
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Sunday, 31 March 2013 04:06 (eleven years ago) link
also fuck off, use the whole goddamn quote
Jokes can be noble. Laughs are exactly as honorable as tears. Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion, to the futility of thinking and striving anymore. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward — and since I can start thinking and striving again that much sooner.
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Sunday, 31 March 2013 04:09 (eleven years ago) link
love barfing
― Woody Ellen (Matt P), Sunday, 31 March 2013 04:45 (eleven years ago) link
*barfs*
― Woody Ellen (Matt P), Sunday, 31 March 2013 04:46 (eleven years ago) link
no one should be allowed to use that Louis CK bit without including the part where he's all "and I'm that asshole who complains"
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 31 March 2013 04:51 (eleven years ago) link
found it
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/526851_10151562502172090_1099943098_n.jpg
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Sunday, 31 March 2013 07:53 (eleven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BGhP5IoCcAEcvj5.jpg
― My god. Pure ideology. (ey), Sunday, 31 March 2013 12:40 (eleven years ago) link
btw, it was posted with the comment "Supporting are brave troops"
― My god. Pure ideology. (ey), Sunday, 31 March 2013 12:43 (eleven years ago) link
I like to imagine these people sitting at home with some Facebook version of jaymc.xls, "I can't believe it, 1.38% of people posted it!"
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Sunday, 31 March 2013 12:52 (eleven years ago) link
a soldier does not 'carry on' after their arm is blown off good lord.
― balls, Sunday, 31 March 2013 17:22 (eleven years ago) link
sure he just like kinda shoves it back in the arm hole and keeps on fighting
― Mordy, Sunday, 31 March 2013 17:23 (eleven years ago) link
well they carry on by screaming & shouting MY AAAARRM AGGGHH but yeah, they don't 'carry on' iirc
just a flesh wound etc
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 31 March 2013 17:25 (eleven years ago) link
Somehow I doubt Picasso actually used the word "pro."-- Bob Marley
― i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Sunday, 31 March 2013 18:21 (eleven years ago) link
Picasso never called anyone a pro/Not like you
― Newgod.css (seandalai), Sunday, 31 March 2013 18:33 (eleven years ago) link
thanks george takei, makes you think
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/64712_636700353026088_1275910428_n.jpg
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, 1 April 2013 02:47 (eleven years ago) link
if someone closes a door in your face
open it
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, 1 April 2013 02:48 (eleven years ago) link
http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/8scEnXyI-Yg/mqdefault.jpg
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 1 April 2013 03:45 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/s480x480/216618_561572730531576_663746436
― i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Monday, 1 April 2013 21:55 (eleven years ago) link
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v165/noodle_vague/72749_450163811728296_1065555431_n_zpscbdefebc.jpg
― parcheesi Wotsits (Noodle Vague), Monday, 1 April 2013 23:11 (eleven years ago) link
posting that on my friend's page since she is scared of butterflies
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Monday, 1 April 2013 23:16 (eleven years ago) link
not all Men will Throw butterflies at You Face
― parcheesi Wotsits (Noodle Vague), Monday, 1 April 2013 23:17 (eleven years ago) link
pretty sure sex and a relationship and the odd game of Black Ops aren't mutually exclusive
― parcheesi Wotsits (Noodle Vague), Monday, 1 April 2013 23:19 (eleven years ago) link
not all butterflies will eat your cold dead lips
― Woody Ellen (Matt P), Monday, 1 April 2013 23:27 (eleven years ago) link
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/ScreenShot2013-04-01at50059PM_zps443fffaf.png
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 00:03 (eleven years ago) link
patrick otm
― infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 00:04 (eleven years ago) link
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 00:11 (eleven years ago) link
his ability to deal with everyday life also appears to be weak as fuck
― i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 00:20 (eleven years ago) link
Butterflies: they fly at you face
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 02:22 (eleven years ago) link
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v165/noodle_vague/523550_450164425061568_818205911_n_zpsfa1453ff.jpg
getting a lot of these at the moment, will stop posting them
― parcheesi Wotsits (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 07:28 (eleven years ago) link
found out how to make my own
http://img1.piccsy.com/cache/images/4f/b7/49f586be3fe9563a590a4d6ec97b-post.jpg
― infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 07:40 (eleven years ago) link
oh god this is gonna waste a day or so
― my neighbour Turturro (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 07:48 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/63512_521387227909186_13023753_n.jpg
― like ed balls fans know what a gif is (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 12:10 (eleven years ago) link
now we've got no phones and no Richard Briers
― my neighbour Turturro (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 12:16 (eleven years ago) link
Before what exactly?
― Moodles, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 12:16 (eleven years ago) link
i miss the old days of sterile teens with cell phones
― zero dark (s1ocki), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 13:06 (eleven years ago) link
That abortion looks a lot like a cellphone.
― No, not sinister (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 13:12 (eleven years ago) link
Oh, I see, Black Ops is the name of his game.
― s.clover, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 13:12 (eleven years ago) link
First commercial mobile phones - 1990s. 2008, according to wikipedia on teen pregnancies - despite much media attention and public anger over the UK's high amount of teenage mothers, the rate of births to teenagers is actually at its lowest level since the mid 1950s.
― emil.y, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 13:13 (eleven years ago) link
― No, not sinister (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, April 2, 2013 8:12 AM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
(thumbs up)
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 13:37 (eleven years ago) link
yeah was going to say the pictures should be reversed xp
― bananas are my preference (seandalai), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 13:39 (eleven years ago) link
Guys, don't get jealous, but I'm about to win this thread:
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/s480x480/644539_4936909134084_763457388
They used to use urine to tan animal skins, so families used to all pee in a pot & then once a day it was taken & Sold to the tannery.......if you had to do thi...s to survive you were "Piss Poor"
But worse than that were the really poor folk who couldn't even afford to buy a pot......they "didn't have a pot to piss in" & were the lowest of the low
The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be. Here are some facts about the 1500s:
Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May, and they still smelled pretty good by June.. However, since they were starting to smell . ...... . Brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting Married.
Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children. Last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it.. Hence the saying, "Don't throw the baby out with the Bath water!"
Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the cats and other small animals (mice, bugs) lived in the roof. When it rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof... Hence the saying "It's raining cats and dogs."
There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house. This posed a real problem in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings could mess up your nice clean bed. Hence, a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over the top afforded some protection. That's how canopy beds came into existence.
The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt. Hence the saying, "Dirt poor." The wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery in the winter when wet, so they spread thresh (straw) on floor to help keep their footing. As the winter wore on, they added more thresh until, when you opened the door, it would all start slipping outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entrance-way. Hence: a thresh hold.
In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that always hung over the fire.. Every day they lit the fire and added things to the pot. They ate mostly vegetables and did not get much meat. They would eat the stew for dinner, leaving leftovers in the pot to get cold overnight and then start over the next day. Sometimes stew had food in it that had been there for quite a while. Hence the rhyme: Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days old. Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special. When visitors came over, they would hang up their bacon to show off. It was a sign of wealth that a man could, "bring home the bacon." They would cut off a little to share with guests and would all sit around and chew the fat.
Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high acid content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning death. This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous.
Bread was divided according to status. Workers got the burnt bottom of the loaf, the family got the middle, and guests got the top, or the upper crust.
Lead cups were used to drink ale or whisky. The combination would Sometimes knock the imbibers out for a couple of days. Someone walking along the road would take them for dead and prepare them for burial.. They were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the family would gather around and eat and drink and wait and see if they would wake up. Hence the custom of holding a wake.
England is old and small and the local folks started running out of places to bury people. So they would dig up coffins and would take the bones to a bone-house, and reuse the grave. When reopening these coffins, 1 out of 25 coffins were found to have scratch marks on the inside and they realized they had been burying people alive... So they would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it through the coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a bell. Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night (the graveyard shift.) to listen for the bell; thus, someone could be, saved by the bell or was considered a dead ringer.
And that's the truth....Now, whoever said History was boring
― i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 13:43 (eleven years ago) link
er
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/644539_4936909134084_763457388_n.jpg
― i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 13:44 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.snopes.com/language/phrases/1500.asp
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 13:50 (eleven years ago) link
that's pretty clever really
― frogbs, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 13:50 (eleven years ago) link
for a late 90s chain letter
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 13:52 (eleven years ago) link
the person who posted it is a very sweet and slightly sad person I know from college who seems to fall for pretty much anything
― i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 14:05 (eleven years ago) link
Someone I used to work with posted that recently, really smart guy so I was a bit disappointed. I just posted "is the challenge to work out which of these isn't complete bullshit?" and he deleted the post silently.
― Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 14:17 (eleven years ago) link
I usually don't comment. The one exception was when she posted press tv (iran state media)'s story about how newtown was secretly perpetrated by "israeli death squads"
― i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 14:21 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/534038_574419615912387_2137904561_n.jpg
no no nope
― ampersand cooper black (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 14:25 (eleven years ago) link
for someone who "fucking loves science" you sure like making grand assertions that don't even pass the smell test
― ampersand cooper black (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 14:27 (eleven years ago) link
that's basically a more elaborate "monkeys would eventually type shakespeare" no?
― i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 14:30 (eleven years ago) link
pi knows the manner of your death.
― Neil S, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 14:31 (eleven years ago) link
well it's not *wrong*. it's just not even wrong.
― caek, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 14:35 (eleven years ago) link
it's basically the "infinite monkeys" thought experiment, yeah, but it's basically turning an unprovable mathematical statement into a quasi-religious atheist tenet
― ampersand cooper black (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 14:38 (eleven years ago) link
basically
― ampersand cooper black (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 14:39 (eleven years ago) link
lol Neil S
― andrew m., Tuesday, 2 April 2013 14:39 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/58033_442768779143059_155773623_n.jpg"heh, the guy's got a point" NO HE DOESN'T!!
― ehkarl, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 14:43 (eleven years ago) link
helpful highlighting though, kept me on track
Suspect this d00d was not really all that surprised.
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 14:47 (eleven years ago) link
Who has ever said that spoons make people fat?
― emil.y, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 14:47 (eleven years ago) link
Pi poster makes me wonder how terrible Aronofsky's film would seem today
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 14:48 (eleven years ago) link
I think the Aronofsky film worked because it's not really about "the mysteries of Pi" but about the intensity of the kind of person who gets obsessed with "the mysteries of Pi"
― i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 14:50 (eleven years ago) link
its a film that fucking loves science
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 14:51 (eleven years ago) link
if you were to interpret the constant pi as encoded video, eventually you would see the entire series of Faces of Death, in all digital video formats that have ever existed or will exist
truly the devil's constant
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 14:54 (eleven years ago) link
― ampersand cooper black (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, April 2, 2013 3:38 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
it's provable in the mathematical sense tbf, but not empirically, which is i guess what you mean. and "it" (pi contains *everything*) is true of every irrational number. there an infinite number of these. there is nothing special about pi.
― caek, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 14:55 (eleven years ago) link
Infinite non-repeating doesn't necessarily equal "every possible number combination" though, does it? I mean you could have an infinite non-repeating decimal that just went like this: 1.121122111222111122221111122222111111222222 etc.
― i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 14:58 (eleven years ago) link
infinity contains everything except infinity is a limit, not a number
― my neighbour Turturro (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 14:58 (eleven years ago) link
yea, i suppose that's what i was trying to get at -- you can assert that your dog's DNA is somehow encoded into the digits of pi but good luck trying to prove it. xps
― ampersand cooper black (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 15:01 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.angio.net/pi/piquery
Pi search engine
― my neighbour Turturro (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 15:02 (eleven years ago) link
Dawkins is right tho, there's no place for magical thinking in the man's world of fucking loving science
― my neighbour Turturro (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 15:03 (eleven years ago) link
http://static.quickmeme.com/media/social/qm.gif
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 15:03 (eleven years ago) link
no but it's really not necessarily true that it contains every possible number sequence just because it's infinite and non-repeating
― i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 15:04 (eleven years ago) link
much in the same way that there's no reason to believe monkeys would eventually type shakespear. They could just wind up typing "kkkkkkkkk" forever.
― i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 15:05 (eleven years ago) link
racist monkeys
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 15:05 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3tn5wj/
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 15:06 (eleven years ago) link
however, it does apparently contain the famous "boobies" number sequence (55319009)
― i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 15:07 (eleven years ago) link
nah i think infinity implies that everything that can happen would happen, every possible member of a set would appear in an infinitely sized set. you could have a set of less than 10 digits which was infinite i guess but if there's an infinitely big set which can contain all 10 digits then logically it would contain every possible combination of those digits. except "contain" becomes kind of meaningless in that context, i think because as i say you can't really treat infinity as a number
― my neighbour Turturro (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 15:08 (eleven years ago) link
xp uh that says "googiess"
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 15:10 (eleven years ago) link
damn, my pin for my debit card is in the first 20 million digits of pi, time to change it
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 15:13 (eleven years ago) link
xp rong flip it upside down
― i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 15:13 (eleven years ago) link
here's the rub: so ANY given string of digits MIGHT appear in an infinite non-repeating sequence, but so what? there's the fallacious, superstitious conclusion that this MEANS anything -- that it proves that the world is full of connection and meaning (and that math is awesome and way better than religion, obvs).
it would be an equally compelling piece of evidence that NOTHING is meaningful if you framed it a different way.
― ampersand cooper black (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 15:14 (eleven years ago) link
well yeah I think we all agree on that part
― i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 15:16 (eleven years ago) link
it's additionally silly because pi is derived from a wholly man-made, abstract concept (the perfect circle)
― i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 15:18 (eleven years ago) link
I was thinking that it wouldn't necessarily contain every number sequence too, but I think that's down to intuitively thinking it temporally like the monkey theory rather than in terms of a proper but not-yet-defined infinite. But for me the real arbitrariness is in implying that ASCII or bitmap code is of some cosmic significance somehow, though maybe if I come up with some decimal language in which the first 100 letters of pi means 'ILX' I will become God or something.
― a similar stunt failed to work with a cow (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 15:33 (eleven years ago) link
― i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Tuesday, April 2, 2013 3:58 PM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
iirc irrational are not *just* non-repeating. they have other properties.
but yeah, elmo otm.
― caek, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 15:34 (eleven years ago) link
obvs I mean the first 77 letters of pi. xp
― a similar stunt failed to work with a cow (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 15:37 (eleven years ago) link
ianam but i think a 'normal' number does contain every finite sequence of integers, but it is not known if pi is normal.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Normal_number
― riverrun, past Steve and Adam's (ledge), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 15:38 (eleven years ago) link
god wikipedia maths articles are the worst
― riverrun, past Steve and Adam's (ledge), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 15:39 (eleven years ago) link
woah this thread just took a turn
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 15:39 (eleven years ago) link
yeah well who wants to be a normal number anyway, I like to do random things sometimes
― i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 15:39 (eleven years ago) link
actually it is u who is rong because you meant to type 5318008
unless of course you were talking about the "boobless" variant, which was 55378008
― the pheromones of hot clothing (DJP), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 15:41 (eleven years ago) link
5318008 618
― riverrun, past Steve and Adam's (ledge), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 15:41 (eleven years ago) link
there are BOOBIES and there are bOObIES, know what I'm sayin?
― i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 15:43 (eleven years ago) link
its a stoner thought experiment guys i dont think anyone is really taking it that seriously
― zero dark (s1ocki), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 15:50 (eleven years ago) link
i mean, you can maybe get alarmed if the us govt starts passing legislation based on the fact that the last thing you see before you die appears in pi or people start taking pi-based medicine but
omg you're right, shut the thread down guys
― my neighbour Turturro (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 15:53 (eleven years ago) link
turns out Facebook image macros are nbd
― my neighbour Turturro (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 15:54 (eleven years ago) link
― caek, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 15:55 (eleven years ago) link
ANY given string of digits MUST appear in an infinite non-repeating sequence, unless i understand infinity as meaning something different from u guys. since it's non-repeating it continues until every possible string of digits is expressed ie eternity? u just have no access to it. (oh lol i see platonic forms.)
― Mordy, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 15:57 (eleven years ago) link
there are different kinds of infinity, apparently
― pair of fungals prove kiddie pools aren't just for algae anymore (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 15:59 (eleven years ago) link
if anything tho that meme is surely an argument for god not atheism since the atheist only believes in pi as it is observed and the theist believes the infinite shares infinitude w/ the divine.
― Mordy, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 15:59 (eleven years ago) link
― i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Tuesday, April 2, 2013 11:05 AM (54 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yah monkeys experiment assumes monkeys would type randomly when really they would all just write the kkk newsletter
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 16:02 (eleven years ago) link
sry joke was alread made
― pair of fungals prove kiddie pools aren't just for algae anymore (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 16:03 (eleven years ago) link
B-)
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 16:04 (eleven years ago) link
mordy you are wrong. as ppl pointed out you can have an infinite nonrepeating sequence that e.g. contains no sevens. there's no proof about what sequences pi does or doesn't have, just that it is irrational, which just means its not the ratio of two integers (i.e. rational).
― s.clover, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 16:06 (eleven years ago) link
exactly it's irrational who knows what the fuck it's going to do next
― pair of fungals prove kiddie pools aren't just for algae anymore (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 16:07 (eleven years ago) link
someday I will explain infinity to you all but not right now
― my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 17:32 (eleven years ago) link
cant wait
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 17:33 (eleven years ago) link
it is full of stars sets
― my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 17:36 (eleven years ago) link
infinity? it doesn't matter u wouldn't know her anyway, she lives in Canada
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 17:37 (eleven years ago) link
My cousin is a set theorist at Oxford. Should I invite him to ILX for an AMA?
― that Django got me Nuages (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 18:03 (eleven years ago) link
yes!
― my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 18:52 (eleven years ago) link
would like to see the set of all facebook Macros that doesn't contain a Bob Marley quote
― Neil S, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 18:57 (eleven years ago) link
does it contain itself?
― s.clover, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 19:04 (eleven years ago) link
― s.clover, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 19:05 (eleven years ago) link
― Neil S, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 19:12 (eleven years ago) link
--808 542137
― pair of fungals prove kiddie pools aren't just for algae anymore (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 19:23 (eleven years ago) link
more like you guys are irrational
― zero dark (s1ocki), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 19:27 (eleven years ago) link
now I am just a number
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 19:29 (eleven years ago) link
I, rrational
― mister borges (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 19:50 (eleven years ago) link
thanks dmac
― I, rrational (mh), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 20:35 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/32631_173231519498352_1609058548_n.jpg
― Fetchboy, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 20:44 (eleven years ago) link
buy a better notebook with better paper quality
it looks like lined toilet paper ffs
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 20:45 (eleven years ago) link
that's all that message deserves
― my neighbour Turturro (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 20:46 (eleven years ago) link
lol true
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 20:48 (eleven years ago) link
if you expect the WDRST, the WDRST will happen
― silverfish, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 20:53 (eleven years ago) link
I think that's really good advice to give to someone who is upset about something. Watch:
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, April 2, 2013 8:45 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Don't dwell on the negatives of this message. You are just letting it bother you. Just be happy!
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 20:55 (eleven years ago) link
Don't you feel better now, vg?
wipe your butt with a smile
― Heyman (crüt), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 20:57 (eleven years ago) link
(but don't get arrested)
― Heyman (crüt), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 20:58 (eleven years ago) link
Pi contains all satanic backmasking messages in reverse!
― No, not sinister (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 21:00 (eleven years ago) link
maybe i'll feel better if I stab someone with a multitude of colored pens
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 21:11 (eleven years ago) link
You collapse the wavefunctions in your favor when you smile
― that Django got me Nuages (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 21:12 (eleven years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 21:12 (eleven years ago) link
I didnt know you could stop being depressed just by wanting to!
― frogbs, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 21:15 (eleven years ago) link
At first, I wanted to be mad at you for not knowing something so obvious. But you know, I'm just going to accept it and be happy!
― that Django got me Nuages (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 21:27 (eleven years ago) link
π = 22/7 anyway, i don't know what all the fuss is about
― caek, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 22:04 (eleven years ago) link
I confirmed this with a 29 point Monte Carlo simulation yes. It only worked when I was in a good mood, however. Mood was very important for calculating PI
― Bobby McFerrin, Quantum Physicist (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 22:11 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/480527_631084800251682_410966735_n.jpg
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 23:59 (eleven years ago) link
well he's fucked up that comma there
― Eyeball Kicks, Wednesday, 3 April 2013 00:07 (eleven years ago) link
or he's talking to mr. excuses
― Mordy, Wednesday, 3 April 2013 00:11 (eleven years ago) link
underrated Mr. Men character
― bananas are my preference (seandalai), Wednesday, 3 April 2013 02:03 (eleven years ago) link
Excuses. Fuck Excuses.
― No, not sinister (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 3 April 2013 17:22 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/300176_592560174090086_756275626_n.jpg
""""water""""
― eaumaille, Wednesday, 3 April 2013 20:10 (eleven years ago) link
http://i46.tinypic.com/14xjp6s.jpg
― sleepingbag, Wednesday, 3 April 2013 20:17 (eleven years ago) link
Wait, I'm confused by that "water" pic. I thought the whole thing about GMfoods is that they don't require pesticides.
― Fetchboy, Wednesday, 3 April 2013 20:28 (eleven years ago) link
Those aren't gmos
― I, rrational (mh), Wednesday, 3 April 2013 22:26 (eleven years ago) link
Could be fertilizer
― I, rrational (mh), Wednesday, 3 April 2013 22:27 (eleven years ago) link
industrial strength febreeze
― adult bash (m bison), Thursday, 4 April 2013 01:34 (eleven years ago) link
haha, otm
― I, rrational (mh), Thursday, 4 April 2013 01:35 (eleven years ago) link
"why can't they engineer plants that don't stink so much?"
― bananas are my preference (seandalai), Thursday, 4 April 2013 01:45 (eleven years ago) link
http://student.santarosa.edu/~danders2/intro_dreamweaver/images/happy-hamster-medium.jpg
creepster
― eaumaille, Thursday, 4 April 2013 01:51 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/561221_4837732745902_1365032524_n.jpg
― veryupsetmom (harbl), Thursday, 4 April 2013 02:00 (eleven years ago) link
Love the Life you LiveLive the Life you LoveNever buy Couches from Ikea
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 4 April 2013 02:02 (eleven years ago) link
Well there's a rose in the fisted gloveAnd eagle flies with the doveAnd if you can't live the love you lifeLife the love you live
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 4 April 2013 02:06 (eleven years ago) link
love the live you life
― infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Thursday, 4 April 2013 02:06 (eleven years ago) link
yiff the one you're with - a furry
― I, rrational (mh), Thursday, 4 April 2013 02:11 (eleven years ago) link
And the love that loves to love that loves to love that loves to love the love the love that loves to love the loves that love to love- Van Morrison
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 4 April 2013 02:16 (eleven years ago) link
~ brown-eyed girl ~
― I, rrational (mh), Thursday, 4 April 2013 02:16 (eleven years ago) link
van sings a bit more about life iirc
― infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Thursday, 4 April 2013 02:22 (eleven years ago) link
― Fetchboy, Wednesday, April 3, 2013 1:28 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
actually the thing with Roundup Ready™ crops is that they have a high tolerance for a certain pesticide, and thus you can spray them with Roundup and it'll kill the bugs but not the crops. They're like Superman or something.
― my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Thursday, 4 April 2013 02:50 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/533943_628837237141707_1412894519_n.jpg
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 4 April 2013 02:54 (eleven years ago) link
busts of emperors who seem to have figured out how to live
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 4 April 2013 02:57 (eleven years ago) link
actually the thing with Roundup Ready™ crops is that they have a high tolerance for a certain pesticide
HERBICIDE GOD DAMN IT
I mean, take this to the right thread, if you can't figure out a thing that plants don't like to eat and animals don't
or I feed you soil and water and sun
― I, rrational (mh), Thursday, 4 April 2013 03:08 (eleven years ago) link
i...dgi?
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 4 April 2013 03:09 (eleven years ago) link
w/e, farm boy xp
― my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Thursday, 4 April 2013 03:10 (eleven years ago) link
hair trigger these days
― I, rrational (mh), Thursday, 4 April 2013 03:11 (eleven years ago) link
FARM FITE
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 4 April 2013 03:13 (eleven years ago) link
I like my day job
― I, rrational (mh), Thursday, 4 April 2013 03:16 (eleven years ago) link
"Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by."
Controversial iirc
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 4 April 2013 10:06 (eleven years ago) link
Ha
― mister borges (darraghmac), Thursday, 4 April 2013 10:06 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/480781_10151523501809469_567589850_n.jpg
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Thursday, 4 April 2013 12:27 (eleven years ago) link
derp
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Thursday, 4 April 2013 12:28 (eleven years ago) link
can't help thinking there is more to that story
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Thursday, 4 April 2013 12:34 (eleven years ago) link
actually not really
― max, Thursday, 4 April 2013 12:56 (eleven years ago) link
he's not crazy. you're the one who's crazy
― acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Thursday, 4 April 2013 13:05 (eleven years ago) link
Parents were CEOs of Coke.
― riverrun, past Steve and Adam's (ledge), Thursday, 4 April 2013 13:24 (eleven years ago) link
i like that one!
― frogbs, Thursday, 4 April 2013 13:28 (eleven years ago) link
I chuckled!
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 4 April 2013 13:31 (eleven years ago) link
I will make sure to write to "The Mental Facility" and demand that they free "Mike"
― --808 542137 (Hurting 2), Thursday, 4 April 2013 13:46 (eleven years ago) link
oh nm I get it
― riverrun, past Steve and Adam's (ledge), Thursday, 4 April 2013 13:49 (eleven years ago) link
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoF_a0-7xVQ
― Neil S, Thursday, 4 April 2013 13:51 (eleven years ago) link
dope
― riverrun, past Steve and Adam's (ledge), Thursday, 4 April 2013 13:56 (eleven years ago) link
yeah great song, great Fbook macro (never thought I'd see the day etc. etc.)
― Neil S, Thursday, 4 April 2013 13:57 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/Lqoajvt.jpg
titled 'HOW TO EAT A PIECE OF CHOCOLATE FOREVER'
― 乒乓, Thursday, 4 April 2013 14:54 (eleven years ago) link
http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/041/5/2/exo_m_tao_love_quote_macro_by_ambieshinee-d5uk4rh.jpg
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 4 April 2013 15:22 (eleven years ago) link
omg that last "... Forever." really comes across like a threat.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 4 April 2013 15:23 (eleven years ago) link
When you feel alone,just look at the space directly in front of your face...
Remember that in thatspace you can see myboot kicking you...
Forever.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 4 April 2013 15:24 (eleven years ago) link
as said by a man in a ski mask leaving a message on your answering machine from a payphone
― Spectrum, Thursday, 4 April 2013 15:24 (eleven years ago) link
i have no idea what that chocolate is trying to say
― lag∞n, Thursday, 4 April 2013 15:35 (eleven years ago) link
its a way to eat chocolate forever
― 乒乓, Thursday, 4 April 2013 15:35 (eleven years ago) link
the sleight of hand occurs in between the 3rd and 4th steps
― 乒乓, Thursday, 4 April 2013 15:36 (eleven years ago) link
i just want a pepsi
― lag∞n, Thursday, 4 April 2013 15:36 (eleven years ago) link
I won't give it to you.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 4 April 2013 15:48 (eleven years ago) link
o well i guess should be institutionalized
― lag∞n, Thursday, 4 April 2013 15:52 (eleven years ago) link
i don't care about your stupid magic show just let me eat the goddamn chocolate
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 4 April 2013 17:28 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/63447_10151526534471575_22186277_n.jpg
― scott seward, Thursday, 4 April 2013 18:04 (eleven years ago) link
might be a repeat. i've missed a couple of thousand on here...
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/549127_585257014826739_726844588_n.jpg
― s.clover, Thursday, 4 April 2013 18:04 (eleven years ago) link
Low self esteem? Fuck u
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 4 April 2013 18:14 (eleven years ago) link
she's a prickly pear.
― scott seward, Thursday, 4 April 2013 18:16 (eleven years ago) link
if i saw her i would just say: GOOD MORNING!!!!
in a really deep theatrical voice.
― scott seward, Thursday, 4 April 2013 18:17 (eleven years ago) link
i have to admit i make a point of never buying glue from someone who isn't glued to something
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 4 April 2013 18:19 (eleven years ago) link
I never buy new tires from anyone who hasn't replaced their feet with michelins.
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 4 April 2013 18:21 (eleven years ago) link
"An African saying." You know, from the country Africa.
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Thursday, 4 April 2013 19:11 (eleven years ago) link
I should post "People who treat 'Africa' as one big homogenous thing" on the IA thread.
that institutionalized macro is great
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 4 April 2013 19:13 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/549106_10200902144385316_1175837427_n.jpg
― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 5 April 2013 01:50 (eleven years ago) link
i actually do think gates would use that font
― infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Friday, 5 April 2013 01:54 (eleven years ago) link
not even bill gates has enough money to give every facebook user 5k
― lag∞n, Friday, 5 April 2013 01:57 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.lushquotes.com/pics/david-lynch/Everyone-is-on-the-internet-but-they
nice file name
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 5 April 2013 04:47 (eleven years ago) link
yeah but 99% of people won't share this. will you?
― a similar stunt failed to work with a cow (Merdeyeux), Friday, 5 April 2013 09:40 (eleven years ago) link
Be a fool not to.
― acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Friday, 5 April 2013 09:42 (eleven years ago) link
Is addressing Facebook tbf, not facebook users, so he'll only be $5,000 down.
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 5 April 2013 09:44 (eleven years ago) link
i don't get out of bed and share facebook posts for less than $50,000 anyway.
― riverrun, past Steve and Adam's (ledge), Friday, 5 April 2013 09:46 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/643954_10151135637008687_212645720_n.jpg
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 5 April 2013 18:06 (eleven years ago) link
ahaha
― lag∞n, Friday, 5 April 2013 18:07 (eleven years ago) link
Quote not in iambic pentameter.
― Aimless, Friday, 5 April 2013 18:08 (eleven years ago) link
lol take that people who believe in stuff!!!
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/555126_545134965509748_787704957_n.png
― the bagel is the bagel (donna rouge), Friday, 5 April 2013 18:12 (eleven years ago) link
cupping? rolfing? alphabiotics?
they're just making up words, right?
― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Friday, 5 April 2013 18:14 (eleven years ago) link
cupping
rolfing
― What fresh Hel is this? (doo dah), Friday, 5 April 2013 18:17 (eleven years ago) link
oh my god i know about every single thing on that graph
i was rolfed as a baby btw
― Mordy, Friday, 5 April 2013 18:19 (eleven years ago) link
Maker of that diagram does not grasp the essentials of prayer.
― Aimless, Friday, 5 April 2013 18:21 (eleven years ago) link
rolfing is sweet
― lag∞n, Friday, 5 April 2013 18:23 (eleven years ago) link
diagram is missing magical thinking
― Mordy, Friday, 5 April 2013 18:23 (eleven years ago) link
I guess it had to exclude Chakra and Reiki from religion to get the Scientology zing.
― lazulum, Friday, 5 April 2013 18:23 (eleven years ago) link
Detox seems to be a pretty real thing
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 5 April 2013 18:37 (eleven years ago) link
i assume they mean more like cleansing juice detoxes and not withdrawal detoxing
― Mordy, Friday, 5 April 2013 18:40 (eleven years ago) link
had no idea chiropractic was considered pseudoscientific quackery
― the bagel is the bagel (donna rouge), Friday, 5 April 2013 18:43 (eleven years ago) link
rolfing is just a type of massage it seems pretty uncontroversial tho maybe i could see if they make outrageous claims about it benefits or something
― lag∞n, Friday, 5 April 2013 18:46 (eleven years ago) link
Chiropracty is pretty controversial. The claims made for its benefits are fairly wild and the UK association is famously litigious towards people pointing that out.
― Des Fusils Pour Banter (ShariVari), Friday, 5 April 2013 18:48 (eleven years ago) link
yeah I think the talk about Rolfing is wackier than the actual practic itself
I've always thought of it in connection to infants, I remember it being kinda underground-popular
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 5 April 2013 18:51 (eleven years ago) link
The origin of chiropractic proposed the theory that all disease was based in spinal misalignment. Some lip service is still paid to this theory among chiropractors, but most of them have moved well beyond it, so that they would never attempt to treat cancer or stroke by spinal adjustment, but they would send the patient on to a regular MD, assuming a patient were so foolish as to consult a chiropractor for these.
― Aimless, Friday, 5 April 2013 18:53 (eleven years ago) link
chiros are super common in Australia, there wasn't a lot of quackery-perception that I remember. they were almost as common as going to the doctor. but everyone always waved them off about coming back for regular 'adjustments' as like kind of a scam, and ppl would just go to them whenever they screwed up their back/neck etc because it was a bit more rigorous than a massage
like when they yank on your foot and something pops way up in your back, it's kind of awesome
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 5 April 2013 18:54 (eleven years ago) link
This has some background on one of the UK incidents.
http://www.dcscience.net/?p=1980
― Des Fusils Pour Banter (ShariVari), Friday, 5 April 2013 18:56 (eleven years ago) link
CAUGHT IN THE ACT!!!!
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/531988_512896358747870_1363972764_n.jpg
― Fetchboy, Friday, 5 April 2013 19:54 (eleven years ago) link
jfc, that's real:
http://www.courthousenews.com/2013/04/01/56239.htm
― --808 542137 (Hurting 2), Friday, 5 April 2013 19:57 (eleven years ago) link
I push the stroller through the service entrance all the time -- there's no other fucking way to get on the subway with a stroller
The baby half of that image is this:
http://www.corbisimages.com/images/Corbis-42-17077156.jpg?size=67&uid=aa817a44-0f94-494e-9c01-752e2401826a
― carl agatha, Friday, 5 April 2013 20:01 (eleven years ago) link
I think "rolfing" is specifically listed as an exclusion on my health insurance coverage
― HIGH-FIVES TO ALL MY COWORKERS AT THE QBERT SEX SWING (silby), Friday, 5 April 2013 20:19 (eleven years ago) link
http://blogs.discovery.com/.a/6a00d8341bf67c53ef0162fd0ee3bc970d-400wi
― relentless technosexuality (DJP), Friday, 5 April 2013 20:29 (eleven years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 5 April 2013 20:29 (eleven years ago) link
rofl :D
rolling on the loor flaffing
― veryupsetmom (harbl), Friday, 5 April 2013 20:29 (eleven years ago) link
was just coming to post the Venn Diagramthought about asking libertarian who posted it where one should add the Austrian School
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 5 April 2013 20:34 (eleven years ago) link
(which is unfair etc. but I figured no easier way to get a libertarian angry)
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 5 April 2013 20:35 (eleven years ago) link
rolfing on the floor laughing
― carl agatha, Friday, 5 April 2013 20:46 (eleven years ago) link
laughed so hard i rolfed everywhere
― infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Friday, 5 April 2013 21:04 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/64776_359452417500286_2039726830_n.jpg
― infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Saturday, 6 April 2013 03:01 (eleven years ago) link
oh well
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 6 April 2013 03:02 (eleven years ago) link
sorry mom
hate u
oh shit oh shit gotta share ... 3 secs?! i failed u mom *sound of a hammer on a gun clicking*
― Spectrum, Saturday, 6 April 2013 03:04 (eleven years ago) link
so much ambivalence towards my mom, bet if u gave me two years i'd still waver and procrastinate until it was too late :(
― adult bash (m bison), Saturday, 6 April 2013 03:09 (eleven years ago) link
http://img04.taobaocdn.com/bao/uploaded/i4/T1PlemXaJsXXbl2Y_b_093301.jpg_310x310.jpg
― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Saturday, 6 April 2013 03:28 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDVkkwl6aJo
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 6 April 2013 09:14 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.geraldscarfe.com/wp-content/uploads/waters-mother1.jpg
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 6 April 2013 09:47 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/64173_520294341346300_398084301_n.jpg
― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Saturday, 6 April 2013 15:07 (eleven years ago) link
fine just put down the bullhorn
― lag∞n, Saturday, 6 April 2013 15:12 (eleven years ago) link
artifacts caused by repeated rescaling of photos are gonna be the next big design aesthetic.
― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Saturday, 6 April 2013 15:30 (eleven years ago) link
that is so old new aesthetic
― I, rrational (mh), Saturday, 6 April 2013 15:45 (eleven years ago) link
http://s4.hubimg.com/u/2564331_f260.jpg
― carl agatha, Saturday, 6 April 2013 15:56 (eleven years ago) link
i'm going to say having a family coat of arms is the least normal part
― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 6 April 2013 16:41 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/540796_10151237540437017_620064145_n.jpg
― DavidM, Saturday, 6 April 2013 18:30 (eleven years ago) link
orly
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 6 April 2013 18:32 (eleven years ago) link
Is that a still from Clerks 3?
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 6 April 2013 19:47 (eleven years ago) link
Icy Hot Stuntaz?
― Heyman (crüt), Saturday, 6 April 2013 20:21 (eleven years ago) link
Wd have to be a dramatic increase in physical chastisement of young children before it began to demographically affect the numbers surviving into late adolescence, imo
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 6 April 2013 22:17 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/TSRh0qL.jpg
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 6 April 2013 22:18 (eleven years ago) link
war mongler
― Sadly, 99.99 percent of sheeple will never wake up (I DIED), Saturday, 6 April 2013 22:24 (eleven years ago) link
is that like a ham burgler
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 6 April 2013 23:26 (eleven years ago) link
bomble bomble
― I, rrational (mh), Sunday, 7 April 2013 00:33 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/10089_374458056001835_789990493_n.jpg
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Sunday, 7 April 2013 10:54 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/dQUFWQe.jpg
^ a lil' gross anti-abortion macro, laughable at how naive it is
― 乒乓, Sunday, 7 April 2013 13:14 (eleven years ago) link
Jesus.
― carl agatha, Sunday, 7 April 2013 13:17 (eleven years ago) link
how to make baby mcnuggets
― Woody Ellen (Matt P), Sunday, 7 April 2013 16:00 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/526813_562402370448612_994534599_n.jpg
― My Sunn0))), My Sunn0))), What Have Ye Drone? (wins), Sunday, 7 April 2013 19:03 (eleven years ago) link
had to stop myself from punching my laptop when I saw that on my feed
― My Sunn0))), My Sunn0))), What Have Ye Drone? (wins), Sunday, 7 April 2013 19:05 (eleven years ago) link
omg so true im in SO much debt to "massa card", like this if u think credit should b erased
― Øystein, Sunday, 7 April 2013 19:17 (eleven years ago) link
Just like the slaves, I went to the Carribean on a large ship, wherein I ran up "enslaving" debt.
― --808 542137 (Hurting 2), Monday, 8 April 2013 02:58 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/12785_368494776592533_415201850_n.jpg"normal chicken"
― --808 542137 (Hurting 2), Monday, 8 April 2013 03:23 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/528281_10151291554876324_1285171194_n.jpg
― Mordy, Monday, 8 April 2013 03:23 (eleven years ago) link
Normal selectively bred mutant vs. advanced selectively bred mutant.
― HIGH-FIVES TO ALL MY COWORKERS AT THE QBERT SEX SWING (silby), Monday, 8 April 2013 03:24 (eleven years ago) link
x-post I hope.
― nickn, Monday, 8 April 2013 06:38 (eleven years ago) link
Transition is a noun, you poor dumb kids.
― Three Word Username, Monday, 8 April 2013 06:54 (eleven years ago) link
Everything is a noun, or can be.
― Mark G, Monday, 8 April 2013 08:15 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/578305_10200911225966186_2097706210_n.jpg
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Monday, 8 April 2013 13:01 (eleven years ago) link
I'm waiting for the end of that sentence.
― Heyman (crüt), Monday, 8 April 2013 13:04 (eleven years ago) link
So is that little girl. ;_;
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Monday, 8 April 2013 13:06 (eleven years ago) link
omg that lonely dependent clause at the endthese make me sad! at least it uses were instead of wasthat would be ott
― and that sounds like a gong-concert (La Lechera), Monday, 8 April 2013 13:15 (eleven years ago) link
Terrible shame really, police report it would have been enough to save her but for the 600 seconds it took this person to make a jpeg instead of just typing the text out as a status update.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 8 April 2013 13:17 (eleven years ago) link
why more teachers aren't writing stupid hilarious shit on the chalkboards at work, taking photos of it, and making people forward it on facebook is beyond me
internet infamy is right there at the end of our chalky fingertips
― and that sounds like a gong-concert (La Lechera), Monday, 8 April 2013 13:26 (eleven years ago) link
how come jews mourn margaret thatcher but not all the other prime ministers who died --written by a teacher on a chalkboard
― lag∞n, Monday, 8 April 2013 13:33 (eleven years ago) link
It is not my child. Three seconds will kill me!
― beach situations (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 8 April 2013 13:38 (eleven years ago) link
today's date is 4-8-12! this won't happen again for 100 years! share if you think small children shouldn't die
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 8 April 2013 13:40 (eleven years ago) link
i'll do it tomorrow and post here - second one will be attributed to Rumi
― and that sounds like a gong-concert (La Lechera), Monday, 8 April 2013 13:42 (eleven years ago) link
pretty sure most Quebec license plates are in the 123 ABC format common in Canada, with some AAA1234 like Ontario.
― Plasmon, Monday, 8 April 2013 17:04 (eleven years ago) link
if you are the man driving the car, do not go where the little girl tells you! go to the police station!!!
― --808 542137 (Hurting 2), Monday, 8 April 2013 17:10 (eleven years ago) link
Gang members are now dressing up their headquarters as police stations. If you see a crying child, kill it. Share this now if you love ladies.
― beach situations (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 8 April 2013 17:37 (eleven years ago) link
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Uo7D8b5VgnM/UU756FnR60I/AAAAAAAAEcs/1FnzP6D1VxE/s1600/VDOIN0.D.png
― tsrobodo, Monday, 8 April 2013 18:08 (eleven years ago) link
pretty sure most Quebec license plates are in the 123 ABC format common in Canada, with some AAA1234 like Ontario.― Plasmon, Monday, April 8, 2013 1:04 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
― Plasmon, Monday, April 8, 2013 1:04 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
Yeah, that license plate number looked weird so I actually looked this up and that is not a valid license plate in Quebec. So on top of being a kidnapper, this guy is also illegally driving an unregistered vehicle. Please share this in less than 3 seconds. -- Bob Marley
― silverfish, Monday, 8 April 2013 18:17 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.google.com/search?q=72b+381
― I, rrational (mh), Monday, 8 April 2013 18:20 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/249907_422139321191971_1926352941_n.jpg
― Habemus opiniones pro vobis (onimo), Monday, 8 April 2013 20:24 (eleven years ago) link
oh no I'm so torn
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 8 April 2013 20:26 (eleven years ago) link
you're all out of faiththis is how you feel
― relentless technosexuality (DJP), Monday, 8 April 2013 20:26 (eleven years ago) link
gang members are now using old people with cancer to rape ladies. Bring your parents to crying children if they have cancer.
― beach situations (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 8 April 2013 20:41 (eleven years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 8 April 2013 20:47 (eleven years ago) link
who exactly is profiting off of all these guilt-induced shares?
― Moodles, Monday, 8 April 2013 20:48 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/58119_478108415594311_1009886216_n.jpgpssst
― tylerw, Monday, 8 April 2013 20:50 (eleven years ago) link
so I'm going to die?
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 8 April 2013 20:51 (eleven years ago) link
http://sports.cbsimg.net/images//visual/whatshot/Vladimir_Guerrero051012.jpg
― Bobby McFerrin, Quantum Physicist (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 8 April 2013 21:06 (eleven years ago) link
I'm trying to figure out what the last line on tylerw's jpg was before someone replaced it with "Share it"
― Heyman (crüt), Monday, 8 April 2013 21:07 (eleven years ago) link
― Moodles, Monday, 8 April 2013 20:48 (21 minutes ago) Permalink
Monsanto
― --808 542137 (Hurting 2), Monday, 8 April 2013 21:11 (eleven years ago) link
I'm trying to figure out what the last line on tylerw's jpg was before someone replaced it with "Share it"Found this at tineye.comhttp://cache.fanity.com/2013/03/28/136446122714.jpg
― Øystein, Monday, 8 April 2013 21:17 (eleven years ago) link
drop everything and serif it
― Bobby McFerrin, Quantum Physicist (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 8 April 2013 21:18 (eleven years ago) link
If you have taken a minute to read this, the angels have seen you struggling with something: reading.
― beach situations (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 8 April 2013 21:20 (eleven years ago) link
Could've been a New York minute
― Bobby McFerrin, Quantum Physicist (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 8 April 2013 21:21 (eleven years ago) link
some people use metamucil, I use angels
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 8 April 2013 21:22 (eleven years ago) link
do people really share these for lols/ironically? who?
― and that sounds like a gong-concert (La Lechera), Monday, 8 April 2013 21:24 (eleven years ago) link
My high school typing teacher (more accurately a typing teacher at my high school, since I had the other one when I took the class) posts these with Wampolian earnestness
― Bobby McFerrin, Quantum Physicist (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 8 April 2013 21:27 (eleven years ago) link
I only ask b/c virtually all of them that I see posted are with near complete earnestness afaict. It's part of what makes facebook fun idle people-watching.
― and that sounds like a gong-concert (La Lechera), Monday, 8 April 2013 21:28 (eleven years ago) link
― --808 542137 (Hurting 2), Monday, April 8, 2013 5:11 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
just reading about how there are people who set up pages like 'my little sister doesnt think shes beautiful click like to tell her she is' or 'name a state that has an N in it most people cant', get thousands of likes then sell the page to marketers who do with it as they please
― lag∞n, Monday, 8 April 2013 22:47 (eleven years ago) link
https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/MvOBpEYJGSg4EcnNX9ZpX59oS7sEfJnZDkcXCw11Pt3Kq6OsAlbr1JNbrktUepq_Va-CbjP3sjTS1xb6lFKWVvUw4H6DAmqaq6exj5uvVsrvxIIefQ
― I, rrational (mh), Monday, 8 April 2013 23:03 (eleven years ago) link
growing hops in an apartment and not brewing beer is more crazy imho
― lag∞n, Monday, 8 April 2013 23:06 (eleven years ago) link
Can you really grow hops inside an apartment?
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 8 April 2013 23:06 (eleven years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 8 April 2013 23:07 (eleven years ago) link
same dude posted some weirdo gmo stuff so I am guessing they are organic hops (lol)
he grew up in F4irf1eld, feel like La Lechera would be able to provide some background there
― I, rrational (mh), Monday, 8 April 2013 23:09 (eleven years ago) link
huhthat's weird
didn't know there were that many home brewers OR apartments in that particular small town!? enough to make a venn diagram of them? what's that, like 4?
― and that sounds like a gong-concert (La Lechera), Monday, 8 April 2013 23:14 (eleven years ago) link
noo, this dude lives in nyc or something now
― I, rrational (mh), Monday, 8 April 2013 23:49 (eleven years ago) link
In that case I have 0 insight.
― and that sounds like a gong-concert (La Lechera), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 01:10 (eleven years ago) link
thought that said Pot growers for a hot minute
― Woody Ellen (Matt P), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 01:55 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/561808_518894651456686_1839950050_n.png
― I, rrational (mh), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 15:58 (eleven years ago) link
kushandwizdom
― ampersand cooper black (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 16:00 (eleven years ago) link
I cheated, my friend's friend posted this
― I, rrational (mh), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 16:00 (eleven years ago) link
not a fb macro but someone shared a really really stupid text on facebook about coke and water and how coke dissolves bones in less than 2 days (but somehow it takes minimum 4 days for a nail to disappear in coke, as stated later on), is used by highway patrols to remove blood stains after accidents, serves as rust remover for coke delivery truck-engines and other stupid idiocies of the kind. i'm all for ppl drinking water rather than coke but i can't believe ppl are dumb enough to share idiotic shit like this. it ends by saying that this was proven by a renowned french lab, gives their phone number and invites ppl to call the lab to confirm this shit.
― Jibe, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 16:05 (eleven years ago) link
actually it's confirmed by every middle school science fair, too, iirc
like literally every one I have ever seen has had some kid who puts teeth and other stuff in coke
― I, rrational (mh), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 16:07 (eleven years ago) link
did you call? xp
― Woody Ellen (Matt P), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 16:07 (eleven years ago) link
Snopes cover this: http://www.snopes.com/cokelore/acid.asp and http://www.snopes.com/medical/myths/8glasses.asp
― emil.y, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 16:07 (eleven years ago) link
i can only hope for the day a science fair kid decides to verify the claim that a coke employee fell into a vat of coke and his body was never recovered, fully dissolved by ultra powerful coke.
― Jibe, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 16:08 (eleven years ago) link
― I, rrational (mh), Tuesday, April 9, 2013 12:07 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
lol i did this
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 16:09 (eleven years ago) link
xp to matt p: i guess i should have, the institut pasteur prob has nothing better to do than answer silly questions
― Jibe, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 16:10 (eleven years ago) link
i rest my case
― I, rrational (mh), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 16:10 (eleven years ago) link
in my defense it was my partners idea, i wanted to do something on genetics that i obvs never wouldve completed or prob even started, in conclusion it was a good decision to go w the coke experiment and let my partner do all the work
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 16:13 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/h46Bv2K.jpg
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 16:13 (eleven years ago) link
dictionaries don't generally explain the difference between words, that would take ages
― life went on, sadly (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 16:14 (eleven years ago) link
Cool i was thinking of going to a bad comedy club and listening through a series of amateurs to find the one guy telling cliched jokes about his wife but thanks to the internet i don't even need to leave my room.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 16:15 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/11561_449847358425387_1029189692_n.jpg
― I, rrational (mh), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 16:15 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/644694_480753318658865_899854966_n.jpg
― I, rrational (mh), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 16:16 (eleven years ago) link
the choice to sex change
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 16:16 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/529499_10151513207331740_1389902943_n.png
e.g. an extraterrestrial beach
― lazulum, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 16:21 (eleven years ago) link
Treasure | Chest.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 16:22 (eleven years ago) link
*tears open chest, reaches behind and slightly to the left of breast bone searching for treasure dies horribly*
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 16:36 (eleven years ago) link
oh man, i actually met somebody who told me that paulo coelho quote face to face. she was some nutso woman from Europe I had a 3-day fling with who said I was the love from across the seas she didn't know she was searching for, when really she thought she was looking for adventure in America. coelho is forever relegated to my batshit new age clap trap file.
― Spectrum, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 16:37 (eleven years ago) link
and now for some reason I regret making that post. i wish this thing had a delete option.
― Spectrum, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 16:46 (eleven years ago) link
no way, that is one of the best things I've read on ilx recently!
― I, rrational (mh), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:11 (eleven years ago) link
yeah thats the type of raw shit ilx needs
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:12 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/12776_10151380990101275_2040447886_n.jpg
― Heyman (crüt), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 18:04 (eleven years ago) link
it makes a good point
― markers, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 18:09 (eleven years ago) link
Or maybe not killing?
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 18:24 (eleven years ago) link
deep thoughts from political philosophy ogre
― Neil S, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 18:37 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/529152_10151812093795910_1006232783_n.jpg
― tylerw, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 18:59 (eleven years ago) link
gros
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 19:00 (eleven years ago) link
never seen Bob without his dreadlocks before
― life went on, sadly (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 19:01 (eleven years ago) link
his beads of sweat!!!
― The description of my page is: Gargoyles Swimsuit Special (Matt P), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 19:04 (eleven years ago) link
*shudders*
― The description of my page is: Gargoyles Swimsuit Special (Matt P), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 19:05 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.roddenberry.com/media/upload/image/crazy%20villains/harry%20mudd.jpg
― beach situations (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 19:29 (eleven years ago) link
hike up your skirt a little more and show your chest hair to me....
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 19:48 (eleven years ago) link
do you think dave makes love with his earpiece in or out.
― tylerw, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 19:50 (eleven years ago) link
when he orgasms all you hear is a fiddle solo
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 19:52 (eleven years ago) link
I know you want what's on my mindI know you like what's on my mindI know it eats you up insideI know you know you know you know
― --808 542137 (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 19:53 (eleven years ago) link
dave type thing
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 19:55 (eleven years ago) link
Facebook Image Macros: Name your reasons why they are so bad and hated
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 19:56 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/GbEWSNp.jpg
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 11:08 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/EVCkDnm.jpg
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 11:09 (eleven years ago) link
We got to demonstrate Come on nowThey're gonna have to wait 'Til we get it right-Chuck Lee uh I mean Chuck D
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 12:34 (eleven years ago) link
</custos>
― zero dark (s1ocki), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 13:11 (eleven years ago) link
Radio stations I Question their blacknessWhat do you mean ICan't question their blacknessJust cause I'm whiteThat makes you the real racistAnd why isn't there a White Entertainment Television?
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 13:42 (eleven years ago) link
http://d32usnt9hdn16.cloudfront.net/pictures/8b5040a8a5baf3e0e67386c2e3a9b903.jpg
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 13:43 (eleven years ago) link
It involves blojobs tho.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 13:57 (eleven years ago) link
Love when these macros have demented nonsequitur watermarks, like little bonus easter eggs. 'tobiaslovesmydauntlesscake'?!?
― sktsh, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 14:34 (eleven years ago) link
these cats need to just nab each other's macros and add their brand until it's nothing but nested brands
― beach situations (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 15:08 (eleven years ago) link
someecards.commission impossibru.meFB/JESUSDAILYFCKH8.comihasahotdog.com
At least it wasn't H8FCK.com
― Neil S, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 15:12 (eleven years ago) link
That symphony orchestra one is infuriating me for some reason. No symphony orchestra ever played music like an emphysemic 87-year-old being mauled by a manatee, either - so fucking what?
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 15:47 (eleven years ago) link
they should tho
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 15:52 (eleven years ago) link
p. sure at least one orchestra has done Schoenberg xp
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 15:55 (eleven years ago) link
T/S: two-year-old girl laughing with a puppy vs an emphysemic 87-year-old being mauled by a manatee
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 15:55 (eleven years ago) link
What about Peter and the Wolf isn't there a bit in there where the orchestra imitates a child's laughter?
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 16:01 (eleven years ago) link
tell facebook get them to remove the macro
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 16:05 (eleven years ago) link
Peter and the Wolf was written by gang members iirc
― beach situations (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 16:34 (eleven years ago) link
If Eminem were nice to me and we were getting along, I'd probably be down with hiking up his skirt. Isn't he like 5'nothing or something?
― Je55e, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 18:25 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/46891_10151596087140903_339637365_n.jpg
― Heyman (crüt), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 19:51 (eleven years ago) link
I know that one is awful, but I actually do think it's terrible that we force kids to sit still 6-8 hours a day from like ages 5-18.
― --808 542137 (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 19:58 (eleven years ago) link
"Thank god I don't have to eat all that dangerous food full of chemicals" says boy with ribs showing
― --808 542137 (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 19:59 (eleven years ago) link
hippie moms won't be satisfied till their children all have rickets
― HIGH-FIVES TO ALL MY COWORKERS AT THE QBERT SEX SWING (silby), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 20:26 (eleven years ago) link
Every so often this fucking thing pops up and it has got to be the worst thing on internet. FWIW, Bill Cosby is 75. When I pointed this out, the person who posted it said "still good words - hhm you think they would have picked someone with right age though lol". she's a failed art dealer who screwed a mate of mine over when they went into business together BTW. I'm thinking of defriending but I see her in town a fair bit...
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/c35.0.403.403/p403x403/479992_10200472617397721_1444369813_n.jpgBill Cosby "I'm 83 and Tired"I've worked hard since I was 17. Except for when I was doing my National Service, I put in 50-hour weeks, and didn't call in sick in nearly 40 years. I made a reasonable salary, but I didn't inherit my job or my income, and I worked to get where I am. Given the economy, it looks as though retirement was a bad idea, and I'm tired. Very tired. I'm tired of being told that I have to "spread the wealth" to people who don't have my work ethic. I'm tired of being told the government will take the money I earned, by force if necessary, and give it to people too lazy to earn it. I'm tired of being told that Islam is a "Religion of Peace," when every day I can read dozens of stories of Muslim men killing their sisters, wives and daughters for their family "honor"; of Muslims rioting over some slight offense; Muslims murdering Christian and Jews because they aren't "believers"; Muslims burning schools for girls; Muslims stoning teenage rape victims to death for "adultery"; Muslims mutilating the genitals of little girls; all in the name of Allah, because the Qur'an and Shari'a law tells them to. I'm tired of being told that out of "tolerance for other cultures" we must let Saudi Arabia and other Arab countries use our oil money to fund mosques and Madrasa Islamic schools to preach hate in Australia , New Zealand , UK, America and Canada , while no one from these countries are allowed to fund a church, synagogue or religious school in Saudi Arabia or any other Arab country to teach love and tolerance.. I'm tired of being told I must lower my living standard to fight global warming, which no one is allowed to debate.I'm tired of being told that drug addicts have a disease, and I must help support and treat them, and pay for the damage they do. Did a giant germ rush out of a dark alley, grab them, and stuff white powder up their noses or stick a needle in their arm while they tried to fight it off? I'm tired of hearing wealthy athletes, entertainers and politicians of all parties talking about innocent mistakes, stupid mistakes or youthful mistakes, when we all know they think their only mistake was getting caught. I'm tired of people with a sense of entitlement, rich or poor. I'm really tired of people who don't take responsibility for their lives and actions. I'm tired of hearing them blame the government, or discrimination or big-whatever for their problems. I'm also tired and fed up with seeing young men and women in their teens and early 20's be-deck themselves in tattoos and face studs, thereby making themselves unemployable and claiming money from the Government. Yes, I'm damn tired. But I'm also glad to be 83.. Because, mostly, I'm not going to have to see the world these people are making. I'm just sorry for my granddaughter and their children. Thank God I'm on the way out and not on the way in. There is no way this will be widely publicized, unless each of us sends it on! This is your chance to make a difference.“I’m 83 and I'm tired. If you don't agree you are part of the problem!
― pssstttt, Hey you (dog latin), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 22:20 (eleven years ago) link
think that was already posted itt, shame on you for not checking the 7k posts beforehand
― infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 22:23 (eleven years ago) link
maybe i posted it. it fills me with rage every time someone i know posts it.
― pssstttt, Hey you (dog latin), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 22:39 (eleven years ago) link
every fucking time that pops up, if you go to the original poster's page it's just a bunch of horseshit memes
I was aghast the last time I saw it, posted by a person I know to be a pretty liberal schoolteacher who works with kids in ESL classes. Like, I know she deals with some crazy stuff but I thought her far beyond giving lip service to these generalizations that are cloaked right-wing talking points
― I, rrational (mh), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 22:45 (eleven years ago) link
Also snoped.
Cosby's not tired
― nickn, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 22:52 (eleven years ago) link
thing is, straight after she posted it she reposted this:
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/61504_499739860075731_2145752918_n.jpg
Which is utterly the opposite of that crappy "Cosby" thing. Goes to show you can post any old bigoted horseshit, if you place it under a picture of an avuncular black comedian known for his humanitarian work, you'll get honorable people believing it's the right thing to do.
― pssstttt, Hey you (dog latin), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 23:42 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/562611_642360205793436_564819481_n.jpg
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 11 April 2013 00:15 (eleven years ago) link
not as old as pat morita looks
― Im am... gobsacked (electricsound), Thursday, 11 April 2013 00:16 (eleven years ago) link
I'm still waiting to feel old
― Heyman (crüt), Thursday, 11 April 2013 00:17 (eleven years ago) link
That's nothing. Tom Cruise is now the age Wilford Brimley was in The Thing.
― I, rrational (mh), Thursday, 11 April 2013 00:17 (eleven years ago) link
did you hear about harrison ford being older now than sean connery was 23 years ago when they did that movie together? fucked up.
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 11 April 2013 00:22 (eleven years ago) link
did u hear gary oldman is two weeks younger than gary numan?!?! *mind blown*
― Im am... gobsacked (electricsound), Thursday, 11 April 2013 00:23 (eleven years ago) link
did you hear that time is a bulldozer that destroys everything in its path and soon all will be as dust???! like this if ur an 80s kid!!!
― the bagel is the bagel (donna rouge), Thursday, 11 April 2013 00:57 (eleven years ago) link
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 11 April 2013 01:01 (eleven years ago) link
― --808 542137 (Hurting 2), Thursday, 11 April 2013 01:03 (eleven years ago) link
Remember reading the bible when you were a kid? It's now nearly TWO THOUSAND YEARS OLD! Where did the time go!
― --808 542137 (Hurting 2), Thursday, 11 April 2013 01:04 (eleven years ago) link
― the bagel is the bagel (donna rouge), Wednesday, April 10, 2013 5:57 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
stole this for a tweet
― HIGH-FIVES TO ALL MY COWORKERS AT THE QBERT SEX SWING (silby), Thursday, 11 April 2013 03:15 (eleven years ago) link
The baby from Look Who's Talking now looks like Abe Vigoda
― Bobby McFerrin, Quantum Physicist (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 11 April 2013 05:40 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/733934_10152735320355005_1224713429_n.jpg
― just1n3, Thursday, 11 April 2013 05:41 (eleven years ago) link
According to a scientific study i pwn freely
― sleepingbag, Thursday, 11 April 2013 05:43 (eleven years ago) link
"I can achieve orgasm by touching THIS spot on my temple while I share pictures on FB, real life can suck it.'
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 11 April 2013 05:45 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/5461_10151584092210763_1802215373_n.jpgMe: God, can I ask You a question?God: SureMe: Promise You won't get madGod: I promiseMe: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?God: What do u mean?Me: Well, I woke up lateGod: YesMe: My car took forever to startGod: OkayMe: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to waitGod: Huummm
Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a callGod: All right
Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send oneof My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through thatMe (humbled): OH
GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
Me: (ashamed)
God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
Me (embarrassed):Okay
God: Your phone went dead because the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
Me (softly): I see God
God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
Me: I'm Sorry God
God: Don't be sorry, just learn to Trust Me.... in All things , the Good & the bad.
Me: I will trust You.
God: And don't doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.
Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.
God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children...
SHARE if you Believe in HIM
― o_o, Thursday, 11 April 2013 05:59 (eleven years ago) link
God: Meanwhile in the time it took to explain the world to your dumb ass, I totally let a whole bunch of drunk drivers hit pplMe: (like a stupid child) Shucks godGod: ...God: There goes another one. Bam! Smash!Me: (like a total puss) I seeGod: A old lady's house just exploded BOOM
― sleepingbag, Thursday, 11 April 2013 06:04 (eleven years ago) link
Share if you believe in GROUND FAULT INTERRUPTERS
― Bobby McFerrin, Quantum Physicist (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 11 April 2013 06:06 (eleven years ago) link
totally gonna call you all & give false witness
― wee waa nee (electricsound), Thursday, 11 April 2013 06:10 (eleven years ago) link
Was gonna tempt you into sin with lies but God dropped my call... or it was Verizon. Can't be sure.
― Everybody wants a piece of the (Viceroy), Thursday, 11 April 2013 06:12 (eleven years ago) link
he can't afford to miss work but he's worried about his foot massager, maybe god's plan should involve subtle lessons in finance management
― infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Thursday, 11 April 2013 06:18 (eleven years ago) link
Letting death angels, drunk drivers, illnesses, and false witnessers all run around creating havoc, what kind of mickey mouse operation is this "god" running?
― check your privy (ledge), Thursday, 11 April 2013 09:40 (eleven years ago) link
I'm really curious about the author of the "new foot massager" part. Why a new foot massager? It's such a random electrical appliance to use in this example. Why not something more universal like "I wanted to microwave two Lean Cuisines for dinner but the microwave was broken" or "I wanted to watch back to back King of Queens episodes but the TV wouldn't work" or "I wanted to masturbate furiously with my Hitatchi Magic Wand but it wouldn't turn on"?
― carl agatha, Thursday, 11 April 2013 12:44 (eleven years ago) link
Has this consumer safety announcement popped up yet?
PLEASE!!! Spare 2 minutes to read it out...Its Important.. !!!!A few days ago, a person was recharging his mobile phone at home.Just at that time a call came in and he answered it with the charging Instrument still connected to the outlet.After a few seconds electricity flowed into the cell phone unrestrained and the young man was thrown to the floor with a heavy thud. As you can see, the phone actually exploded.His parents rushed to the room only to find him unconscious, with a weak heartbeat and burnt fingers.He was rushed to the nearby hospital, but was pronounced dead on arrival.Cell phones are a very useful modern invention.However, we must be aware that it can also be an instrument of death.Never use the cell phone while it is hooked to the electrical outlet! If you are charging the cell phone and a call comes in, unplug it from the charger and outlet.SHARE THIS TO THE PEOPLE THAT MATTER IN YOUR LIFE!
A few days ago, a person was recharging his mobile phone at home.
Just at that time a call came in and he answered it with the charging Instrument still connected to the outlet.
After a few seconds electricity flowed into the cell phone unrestrained and the young man was thrown to the floor with a heavy thud. As you can see, the phone actually exploded.
His parents rushed to the room only to find him unconscious, with a weak heartbeat and burnt fingers.
He was rushed to the nearby hospital, but was pronounced dead on arrival.
Cell phones are a very useful modern invention.However, we must be aware that it can also be an instrument of death.
Never use the cell phone while it is hooked to the electrical outlet! If you are charging the cell phone and a call comes in, unplug it from the charger and outlet.
SHARE THIS TO THE PEOPLE THAT MATTER IN YOUR LIFE!
― bananas are my preference (seandalai), Thursday, 11 April 2013 13:17 (eleven years ago) link
As you can see, the phone actually exploded.
― ampersand cooper black (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 11 April 2013 13:24 (eleven years ago) link
http://obrazekzapodaj.pl/img37684__jezyk_angielski__rzecz_nieprosta_
this is apparently very funny to a number of my polish facebook friends
― eaumaille, Thursday, 11 April 2013 13:35 (eleven years ago) link
the english languageit is not straight-forward
boom
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 11 April 2013 13:40 (eleven years ago) link
those crazy fuckers gotta love em
― lag∞n, Thursday, 11 April 2013 13:41 (eleven years ago) link
oh yes i love to crazy fuck em
― lag∞n, Thursday, 11 April 2013 13:42 (eleven years ago) link
em?
eminem
so many unsuspecting cell phone users dying of burnt fingers
― Moodles, Thursday, 11 April 2013 13:56 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=499927880056929&set=a.304799816236404.63367.200068713376182&type=1&theater
Much as I'm inclined to sympathise with the point, there, er, is actually still money being spent on those things d00d
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 11 April 2013 14:04 (eleven years ago) link
Damn, img fuck up.
jeez d00d!
― Everybody wants a piece of the (Viceroy), Thursday, 11 April 2013 14:13 (eleven years ago) link
n00b got pwned
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 11 April 2013 14:21 (eleven years ago) link
why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?
Re: crut's post of the Ethiopian kids who feel sorry for Americans sitting in chairs. here is the original photostream that pic was taken from:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/mytripsmypics/3040096367/in/photostream/
Here is a cnn story about infanticide in that tribe.http://www.cnn.com/2011/11/05/world/africa/mingi-ethiopia/index.html?hpt=hp_c2
― how's life, Thursday, 11 April 2013 17:18 (eleven years ago) link
dammmmmnnnnnnnnn
― zero dark (s1ocki), Thursday, 11 April 2013 22:51 (eleven years ago) link
This is now the "post stuff found on Facebook" thread, yeah?
http://sphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/45328_473355946070878_1463489592_n.jpg
― Mark G, Friday, 12 April 2013 08:36 (eleven years ago) link
no i don't believe it is
you want best animal friends
― wee waa nee (electricsound), Friday, 12 April 2013 08:48 (eleven years ago) link
Fair enough...
― Mark G, Friday, 12 April 2013 08:52 (eleven years ago) link
posted with a comment about how this is "super powerful stuff"
MARRIED OR NOT, YOU SHOULD READ THIS...“When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I've got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes.Suddenly I didn't know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her know what I was thinking. I want a divorce. I raised the topic calmly. She didn't seem to be annoyed by my words, instead she asked me softly, why?I avoided her question. This made her angry. She threw away the chopsticks and shouted at me, you are not a man! That night, we didn't talk to each other. She was weeping. I knew she wanted to find out what had happened to our marriage. But I could hardly give her a satisfactory answer; she had lost my heart to Jane. I didn't love her anymore. I just pitied her!With a deep sense of guilt, I drafted a divorce agreement which stated that she could own our house, our car, and 30% stake of my company. She glanced at it and then tore it into pieces. The woman who had spent ten years of her life with me had become a stranger. I felt sorry for her wasted time, resources and energy but I could not take back what I had said for I loved Jane so dearly. Finally she cried loudly in front of me, which was what I had expected to see. To me her cry was actually a kind of release. The idea of divorce which had obsessed me for several weeks seemed to be firmer and clearer now.The next day, I came back home very late and found her writing something at the table. I didn't have supper but went straight to sleep and fell asleep very fast because I was tired after an eventful day with Jane. When I woke up, she was still there at the table writing. I just did not care so I turned over and was asleep again.In the morning she presented her divorce conditions: she didn't want anything from me, but needed a month’s notice before the divorce. She requested that in that one month we both struggle to live as normal a life as possible. Her reasons were simple: our son had his exams in a month’s time and she didn't want to disrupt him with our broken marriage.This was agreeable to me. But she had something more, she asked me to recall how I had carried her into out bridal room on our wedding day. She requested that every day for the month’s duration I carry her out of our bedroom to the front door ever morning. I thought she was going crazy. Just to make our last days together bearable I accepted her odd request.I told Jane about my wife’s divorce conditions. . She laughed loudly and thought it was absurd. No matter what tricks she applies, she has to face the divorce, she said scornfully.My wife and I hadn't had any body contact since my divorce intention was explicitly expressed. So when I carried her out on the first day, we both appeared clumsy. Our son clapped behind us, daddy is holding mommy in his arms. His words brought me a sense of pain. From the bedroom to the sitting room, then to the door, I walked over ten meters with her in my arms. She closed her eyes and said softly; don’t tell our son about the divorce. I nodded, feeling somewhat upset. I put her down outside the door. She went to wait for the bus to work. I drove alone to the office.On the second day, both of us acted much more easily. She leaned on my chest. I could smell the fragrance of her blouse. I realized that I hadn't looked at this woman carefully for a long time. I realized she was not young any more. There were fine wrinkles on her face, her hair was graying! Our marriage had taken its toll on her. For a minute I wondered what I had done to her.On the fourth day, when I lifted her up, I felt a sense of intimacy returning. This was the woman who had given ten years of her life to me. On the fifth and sixth day, I realized that our sense of intimacy was growing again. I didn't tell Jane about this. It became easier to carry her as the month slipped by. Perhaps the everyday workout made me stronger.She was choosing what to wear one morning. She tried on quite a few dresses but could not find a suitable one. Then she sighed, all my dresses have grown bigger. I suddenly realized that she had grown so thin, that was the reason why I could carry her more easily.Suddenly it hit me… she had buried so much pain and bitterness in her heart. Subconsciously I reached out and touched her head.Our son came in at the moment and said, Dad, it’s time to carry mom out. To him, seeing his father carrying his mother out had become an essential part of his life. My wife gestured to our son to come closer and hugged him tightly. I turned my face away because I was afraid I might change my mind at this last minute. I then held her in my arms, walking from the bedroom, through the sitting room, to the hallway. Her hand surrounded my neck softly and naturally. I held her body tightly; it was just like our wedding day.But her much lighter weight made me sad. On the last day, when I held her in my arms I could hardly move a step. Our son had gone to school. I held her tightly and said, I hadn't noticed that our life lacked intimacy. I drove to office…. jumped out of the car swiftly without locking the door. I was afraid any delay would make me change my mind…I walked upstairs. Jane opened the door and I said to her, Sorry, Jane, I do not want the divorce anymore.She looked at me, astonished, and then touched my forehead. Do you have a fever? She said. I moved her hand off my head. Sorry, Jane, I said, I won’t divorce. My marriage life was boring probably because she and I didn't value the details of our lives, not because we didn't love each other anymore. Now I realize that since I carried her into my home on our wedding day I am supposed to hold her until death do us apart. Jane seemed to suddenly wake up. She gave me a loud slap and then slammed the door and burst into tears. I walked downstairs and drove away. At the floral shop on the way, I ordered a bouquet of flowers for my wife. The salesgirl asked me what to write on the card. I smiled and wrote, I’ll carry you out every morning until death do us apart.That evening I arrived home, flowers in my hands, a smile on my face, I run up stairs, only to find my wife in the bed -dead. My wife had been fighting CANCER for months and I was so busy with Jane to even notice. She knew that she would die soon and she wanted to save me from the whatever negative reaction from our son, in case we push through with the divorce.— At least, in the eyes of our son—- I’m a loving husband….The small details of your lives are what really matter in a relationship. It is not the mansion, the car, property, the money in the bank. These create an environment conducive for happiness but cannot give happiness in themselves.So find time to be your spouse’s friend and do those little things for each other that build intimacy. If you are not in a relationship now, remember this for the second (or third) time around. It's never too late.If you don’t share this, nothing will happen to you.If you do, you just might save a marriage. Many of life’s failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. ♥Thank you for reading: LIKE & SHARE
“When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I've got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes.Suddenly I didn't know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her know what I was thinking. I want a divorce. I raised the topic calmly. She didn't seem to be annoyed by my words, instead she asked me softly, why?I avoided her question. This made her angry. She threw away the chopsticks and shouted at me, you are not a man! That night, we didn't talk to each other. She was weeping. I knew she wanted to find out what had happened to our marriage. But I could hardly give her a satisfactory answer; she had lost my heart to Jane. I didn't love her anymore. I just pitied her!With a deep sense of guilt, I drafted a divorce agreement which stated that she could own our house, our car, and 30% stake of my company. She glanced at it and then tore it into pieces. The woman who had spent ten years of her life with me had become a stranger. I felt sorry for her wasted time, resources and energy but I could not take back what I had said for I loved Jane so dearly. Finally she cried loudly in front of me, which was what I had expected to see. To me her cry was actually a kind of release. The idea of divorce which had obsessed me for several weeks seemed to be firmer and clearer now.The next day, I came back home very late and found her writing something at the table. I didn't have supper but went straight to sleep and fell asleep very fast because I was tired after an eventful day with Jane. When I woke up, she was still there at the table writing. I just did not care so I turned over and was asleep again.In the morning she presented her divorce conditions: she didn't want anything from me, but needed a month’s notice before the divorce. She requested that in that one month we both struggle to live as normal a life as possible. Her reasons were simple: our son had his exams in a month’s time and she didn't want to disrupt him with our broken marriage.This was agreeable to me. But she had something more, she asked me to recall how I had carried her into out bridal room on our wedding day. She requested that every day for the month’s duration I carry her out of our bedroom to the front door ever morning. I thought she was going crazy. Just to make our last days together bearable I accepted her odd request.I told Jane about my wife’s divorce conditions. . She laughed loudly and thought it was absurd. No matter what tricks she applies, she has to face the divorce, she said scornfully.My wife and I hadn't had any body contact since my divorce intention was explicitly expressed. So when I carried her out on the first day, we both appeared clumsy. Our son clapped behind us, daddy is holding mommy in his arms. His words brought me a sense of pain. From the bedroom to the sitting room, then to the door, I walked over ten meters with her in my arms. She closed her eyes and said softly; don’t tell our son about the divorce. I nodded, feeling somewhat upset. I put her down outside the door. She went to wait for the bus to work. I drove alone to the office.On the second day, both of us acted much more easily. She leaned on my chest. I could smell the fragrance of her blouse. I realized that I hadn't looked at this woman carefully for a long time. I realized she was not young any more. There were fine wrinkles on her face, her hair was graying! Our marriage had taken its toll on her. For a minute I wondered what I had done to her.On the fourth day, when I lifted her up, I felt a sense of intimacy returning. This was the woman who had given ten years of her life to me. On the fifth and sixth day, I realized that our sense of intimacy was growing again. I didn't tell Jane about this. It became easier to carry her as the month slipped by. Perhaps the everyday workout made me stronger.She was choosing what to wear one morning. She tried on quite a few dresses but could not find a suitable one. Then she sighed, all my dresses have grown bigger. I suddenly realized that she had grown so thin, that was the reason why I could carry her more easily.Suddenly it hit me… she had buried so much pain and bitterness in her heart. Subconsciously I reached out and touched her head.Our son came in at the moment and said, Dad, it’s time to carry mom out. To him, seeing his father carrying his mother out had become an essential part of his life. My wife gestured to our son to come closer and hugged him tightly. I turned my face away because I was afraid I might change my mind at this last minute. I then held her in my arms, walking from the bedroom, through the sitting room, to the hallway. Her hand surrounded my neck softly and naturally. I held her body tightly; it was just like our wedding day.But her much lighter weight made me sad. On the last day, when I held her in my arms I could hardly move a step. Our son had gone to school. I held her tightly and said, I hadn't noticed that our life lacked intimacy. I drove to office…. jumped out of the car swiftly without locking the door. I was afraid any delay would make me change my mind…I walked upstairs. Jane opened the door and I said to her, Sorry, Jane, I do not want the divorce anymore.She looked at me, astonished, and then touched my forehead. Do you have a fever? She said. I moved her hand off my head. Sorry, Jane, I said, I won’t divorce. My marriage life was boring probably because she and I didn't value the details of our lives, not because we didn't love each other anymore. Now I realize that since I carried her into my home on our wedding day I am supposed to hold her until death do us apart. Jane seemed to suddenly wake up. She gave me a loud slap and then slammed the door and burst into tears. I walked downstairs and drove away. At the floral shop on the way, I ordered a bouquet of flowers for my wife. The salesgirl asked me what to write on the card. I smiled and wrote, I’ll carry you out every morning until death do us apart.That evening I arrived home, flowers in my hands, a smile on my face, I run up stairs, only to find my wife in the bed -dead. My wife had been fighting CANCER for months and I was so busy with Jane to even notice. She knew that she would die soon and she wanted to save me from the whatever negative reaction from our son, in case we push through with the divorce.— At least, in the eyes of our son—- I’m a loving husband….
The small details of your lives are what really matter in a relationship. It is not the mansion, the car, property, the money in the bank. These create an environment conducive for happiness but cannot give happiness in themselves.
So find time to be your spouse’s friend and do those little things for each other that build intimacy. If you are not in a relationship now, remember this for the second (or third) time around. It's never too late.
If you don’t share this, nothing will happen to you.
If you do, you just might save a marriage. Many of life’s failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. ♥
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― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Friday, 12 April 2013 12:52 (eleven years ago) link
creeeeeeeeeeepy
― how's life, Friday, 12 April 2013 12:57 (eleven years ago) link
can't help but think there's something v. sick and broken at the heart of a lot of our fantasies
― life went on, sadly (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 April 2013 12:58 (eleven years ago) link
I like how these kind of "inspirational" screeds always read like they have been poorly translated from another language.
― Neil S, Friday, 12 April 2013 13:00 (eleven years ago) link
much like that sentence in fact
they read like they were copied down from something written in feces on a serial killer's prison cell wall
― zero dark (s1ocki), Friday, 12 April 2013 13:03 (eleven years ago) link
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 12 April 2013 13:20 (eleven years ago) link
There's surely a country music tune that expresses this in fewer words.
(congratulates self on use of the word "Fewer" there)
― Mark G, Friday, 12 April 2013 13:28 (eleven years ago) link
That evening I arrived home, flowers in my hands, a smile on my face, I run up stairs, only to find my wife in the bed -dead. My wife had been fighting CANCER for months and I was so busy with Jane to even notice.
what - the - HELL
― --808 542137 (Hurting 2), Friday, 12 April 2013 13:48 (eleven years ago) link
CANCER
― Neil S, Friday, 12 April 2013 13:53 (eleven years ago) link
cool beans
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 12 April 2013 13:54 (eleven years ago) link
i forgot to update: i couldn't bring myself to do this. i'm sorry. it felt juvenile, smug, and wrong. that CANCER death porn shit is totally bonkers.
― and that sounds like a gong-concert (La Lechera), Friday, 12 April 2013 13:57 (eleven years ago) link
Moral: wake up to the fact that you are a gigantic asshole before it is too late.
― --808 542137 (Hurting 2), Friday, 12 April 2013 13:57 (eleven years ago) link
"I feel like getting a divorce. Wow, my wife is crying now, that feels good""Hmm wait, hugging her is nice""You know what, I don't want the divorce.""Oh shit I didn't even notice the cancer!"
― --808 542137 (Hurting 2), Friday, 12 April 2013 13:58 (eleven years ago) link
Jane sure dodged a bullet.
― lazulum, Friday, 12 April 2013 13:59 (eleven years ago) link
who produces this sort of a story?
i have a facebook friend (just some complete stranger who was in my high school class, no idea why he wanted to be my facebook friend) who is always posting insane right wing shit and then this super sappy "love your daughter this way and teach your sons to be this sort of man" propaganda and it totally freaks me out. i bet he would love this story.
― and that sounds like a gong-concert (La Lechera), Friday, 12 April 2013 14:03 (eleven years ago) link
here's an earlier version: http://forums.vogue.com.au/archive/index.php/t-52517.html
even more broken english, but the ending is different -- no CANCER
― abanana, Friday, 12 April 2013 14:10 (eleven years ago) link
SO HOW DID IT PRESS THE BUTTON?
― Mark G, Friday, 12 April 2013 14:13 (eleven years ago) link
those of you who don't know about "Our Tune" have really missed out
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Our_Tune
― life went on, sadly (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 April 2013 14:13 (eleven years ago) link
Is Simon Bates on Thatcher funeral guestlist?
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 12 April 2013 14:14 (eleven years ago) link
i always wanted to send in some huge litany of woe to "Our Tune" with cancer, severed limbs, battered children, divorce, the works, then ask him to play "Agadoo" at the end
― life went on, sadly (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 April 2013 14:16 (eleven years ago) link
"Jane, Jane, just kidding! Look I bought you some flowers!"
― nickn, Friday, 12 April 2013 17:22 (eleven years ago) link
what person does not tell their husband they have cancer i don't even.
― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Friday, 12 April 2013 19:36 (eleven years ago) link
and then they don't go to the hospital or something they just waste away and die on a bed.
something in this story feels like its been kicking around since like 1600 and originally it was about consumption.
― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Friday, 12 April 2013 19:39 (eleven years ago) link
The ultimate revenge. Divorce me? I'll make you fall in love with me all over again and then after you break up with your girlfriend I will DIE.
― carl agatha, Friday, 12 April 2013 19:42 (eleven years ago) link
cancer is a little detail and they only share those when they're intimate
― infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Friday, 12 April 2013 19:43 (eleven years ago) link
It takes a cancer bombshell to realize that your mansion isn't what matters. I think we can all relate.
― lazulum, Friday, 12 April 2013 19:51 (eleven years ago) link
would've been more powerful if she died because when he needed a heart transplant she secretly traded hearts with him and it was his heart that gave out in the end and now he has to live with hers think about it
― beach situations (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 12 April 2013 20:13 (eleven years ago) link
would've been more powerful if someone lost an eye due to the thrown chopsticks
― Moodles, Friday, 12 April 2013 20:19 (eleven years ago) link
Ha, actually I first read this because it was posted by a 30 year old guy awaiting a heart transplant. He has his friends list in a stranglehold with these crazy, mawkish stories because no one wants to be that asshole who robs him of whatever weird satisfaction he gets out of them. He prefaced it with something about how he cried so hard & how if he ever had a wife he would treat her like a queen. 0_0
― emilys., Friday, 12 April 2013 20:59 (eleven years ago) link
this guy should have just waited it out i guess and he would have had a soft landing w/jane. sad story all around.
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 12 April 2013 21:02 (eleven years ago) link
yeah the moral of this story is don't divorce your wife for your mistress even if u are in an unhappy marriage because your wife might die and boy will u feel dumb for missing out on that golden ticket.
― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Friday, 12 April 2013 21:22 (eleven years ago) link
yeah, if dummy had just stuck around a little longer he could have had his cake and ate it too
― --808 542137 (Hurting 2), Friday, 12 April 2013 21:26 (eleven years ago) link
Jane would never have lied to him about cancer.
― beach situations (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 12 April 2013 21:29 (eleven years ago) link
I really want to post a response along these lines in reply to the facebook post (someone i haven't seen since hs who's now a lowlevel manager at some multilevel marketing door-to-door thing) but i just... can't.
― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Friday, 12 April 2013 21:49 (eleven years ago) link
What sticks in my mind: She threw away the [theretofore unmentioned ]chopsticks and shouted at me.
― Je55e, Friday, 12 April 2013 22:26 (eleven years ago) link
apparently this thing appeared around malaysia initially (hence the chopsticks). the sensibility actually does feel very straits chinese. http://www.snopes.com/glurge/carry.asp
― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Friday, 12 April 2013 23:52 (eleven years ago) link
but you'd think whoever translated it would've changed the chopsticks to something more american, like a foot massager
― infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Friday, 12 April 2013 23:59 (eleven years ago) link
was circulated in english even then as according to snopes -- remember the area is former british colonies.
― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Saturday, 13 April 2013 00:00 (eleven years ago) link
i just wanted to bring the foot massager back
― infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Saturday, 13 April 2013 00:09 (eleven years ago) link
I especially liked that she didn't just throw the chopsticks, she threw them away.
Throwing away the foot massager at dinner would vastly improve the story.
― Je55e, Saturday, 13 April 2013 02:40 (eleven years ago) link
And when he got home and found his dead wife, he cursed God, but Jesus said, no, it's cool, she was going to throw away your foot massager.
― Je55e, Saturday, 13 April 2013 02:44 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/164907_579195978768084_1456807172_n.png
― Mordy, Saturday, 13 April 2013 15:06 (eleven years ago) link
If I were a LAWSUIT I'd be a SEXUAL HARASSMENT CASE so I could SEXUALLY HARASS YOU.
― emil.y, Saturday, 13 April 2013 15:18 (eleven years ago) link
If I were a tool I'd be a hammer so I could smash you to a pulp
― Øystein, Saturday, 13 April 2013 15:23 (eleven years ago) link
if i were a Facebook story i'd be one about a foot massager so you could get cancer from lost children
― life went on, sadly (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 April 2013 15:25 (eleven years ago) link
If I were a carpenter...AND YOUUUUU WERE A LAAAAADY
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 13 April 2013 17:23 (eleven years ago) link
Sometimes they are funny.
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/s480x480/547951_227602934047073_928494859_n.jpg
― nickn, Saturday, 13 April 2013 17:27 (eleven years ago) link
That's not funny, that's just gross.
― emil.y, Saturday, 13 April 2013 17:28 (eleven years ago) link
it's kinda funny
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 13 April 2013 17:38 (eleven years ago) link
http://stumbles.org.uk/john/20120614_Native_Nutrition_Nonsense/nnn.jpg
wow a native american quote attributed to an actual person, and attached to an actual photo of that person
wow the url is "native nutrition nonsense"
― purp (roxymuzak), Sunday, 14 April 2013 14:31 (eleven years ago) link
thats not a url
― The description of my page is: Gargoyles Swimsuit Special (Matt P), Sunday, 14 April 2013 14:49 (eleven years ago) link
it's a network. a native nutrition network.
― The description of my page is: Gargoyles Swimsuit Special (Matt P), Sunday, 14 April 2013 14:50 (eleven years ago) link
the url *includes the phrase* "native nutrition nonsense" obv
― purp (roxymuzak), Sunday, 14 April 2013 15:17 (eleven years ago) link
mattsplaining
― Mordy, Sunday, 14 April 2013 15:21 (eleven years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 14 April 2013 15:32 (eleven years ago) link
"thats not a url" YOU DONT SAY
― purp (roxymuzak), Sunday, 14 April 2013 15:38 (eleven years ago) link
― The description of my page is: Gargoyles Swimsuit Special (Matt P)
srsly amazing post
― purp (roxymuzak), Sunday, 14 April 2013 15:39 (eleven years ago) link
http://awesomelyluvvie.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/HeadShake.gif
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Sunday, 14 April 2013 15:49 (eleven years ago) link
just a plea for accuracy in our words on "why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?"
― The description of my page is: Gargoyles Swimsuit Special (Matt P), Sunday, 14 April 2013 15:49 (eleven years ago) link
"its a network. a native nutrition network."
that makes it even weirder that it says "native nutrition nonsense" in the url imo
― purp (roxymuzak), Sunday, 14 April 2013 15:51 (eleven years ago) link
but yeah that is the first such meme i have EVER seen with an attributed quote and matching photo instead of some drawing or just a randomly attached e curtis photo of a sioux chief
― purp (roxymuzak), Sunday, 14 April 2013 15:52 (eleven years ago) link
haha progress!
― The description of my page is: Gargoyles Swimsuit Special (Matt P), Sunday, 14 April 2013 15:53 (eleven years ago) link
"Accidental Racist" has truly achieved its goal.
― carl agatha, Sunday, 14 April 2013 15:53 (eleven years ago) link
the plight of the native american has truly ended today
― purp (roxymuzak), Sunday, 14 April 2013 15:54 (eleven years ago) link
trail of tears now trail of smiles
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 14 April 2013 16:34 (eleven years ago) link
It say Native Nutrition Nonsense because it was taken from another site and re-hosted for a page that appears to be offended by the existence of American Indians or something.http://stumbles.org.uk/john/20120614_Native_Nutrition_Nonsense/
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 14 April 2013 17:20 (eleven years ago) link
just a uk guy with some opinions about native americans
― I, rrational (mh), Sunday, 14 April 2013 17:22 (eleven years ago) link
BE INFORMED MAKE SURE YOUR CHILDREN KNOW THE EFFECTS
Molly has been a common drug lately & everyone is trying it. Pop 1 and your sweating? Let me explain why your sweating: Molly is a drug made up of cocaine, crack, ecstasy, meth & bath salt. It slows your heart rate 10x the normal limit & reeks havoc on your immune system with just one pill. Take two & it damages your brain without you even being able realize it. It becomes an addiction & soon a cry for help. By the fifth one you take, it starts killing your organs & preventing them from functioning as normal. It increases your chance of stroke & heart attack and can cause your lungs to stop functioning all together! It is a very powerful & VERY DANGEROUS drug! More harmful than crack itself. Many rappers are promoting it to involve young people in the manufacturing, selling, and usage of the drug. Spread the word to save lives of young people across the country! Show them the truth so they can make an informed & smart decision if they're ever offered it.
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 14 April 2013 18:15 (eleven years ago) link
Many rappers are promoting it to involve young people in the manufacturing, selling, and usage of the drug. Many rappers are promoting it to involve young people in the manufacturing, selling, and usage of the drug. Many rappers are promoting it to involve young people in the manufacturing, selling, and usage of the drug. Many rappers are promoting it to involve young people in the manufacturing, selling, and usage of the drug.
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 14 April 2013 18:18 (eleven years ago) link
k am i stupid i thought molly was just ecstasy?
― "privilege" is not a meme. but "privilege is not a meme" is a meme. (m bison), Sunday, 14 April 2013 18:26 (eleven years ago) link
Molly is a drug made up of cocaine, crack, ecstasy, meth & bath salt.
love this eight-year-old's idea of what a really popular/dangerous drug would be like, reminds me of when i was a kid during the gulf war and somehow got convinced that a SCUD missle was a combination nuclear, chemical, biological, AND hydrogen bomb weapon.
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 14 April 2013 18:28 (eleven years ago) link
let me explain why your sweating
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 14 April 2013 18:49 (eleven years ago) link
sweatsplainin'
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 14 April 2013 18:56 (eleven years ago) link
cocaine, crack, ecstasy, meth & bath salt and a pirate and a zombie with a skateboard robot nanite with a black hole.
― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Sunday, 14 April 2013 19:32 (eleven years ago) link
a turkey stuffed with cocaine stuffed with crack stuffed with heroin
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 14 April 2013 19:37 (eleven years ago) link
overheard people at the bar last night discussing whether or not their pills were "cocaine based" or "heroin based"
resisted the urge to ask them what the MA stood for in the drugs they were taking
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 14 April 2013 21:13 (eleven years ago) link
its just pure mdma
― purp (roxymuzak), Sunday, 14 April 2013 22:04 (eleven years ago) link
lol xpost
a world gone mdmad
― bananas are my preference (seandalai), Monday, 15 April 2013 12:18 (eleven years ago) link
lemonade has been a popular drink lately & everyone is trying it
― they moved the azpilicueta next to me at work (DJ Mencap), Monday, 15 April 2013 12:44 (eleven years ago) link
Pantaloons is a very popular drug that kids ingest by inhaling. It makes them have party feelings and make high-fives. It is known as sniffing. Confront your children.
― beach situations (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 15 April 2013 13:53 (eleven years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, April 14, 2013 3:37 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― --808 542137 (Hurting 2), Monday, 15 April 2013 13:55 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0tMvxV-GC4
― give me back my 200 dollars (NotEnough), Monday, 15 April 2013 16:50 (eleven years ago) link
― give me back my 200 dollars (NotEnough), Monday, 15 April 2013 16:51 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/s480x480/320423_288956281217819_1974171533_n.jpg
at least they were asking me if I thought it was real. they were at least like, "maybe how's life can figure it out".
― how's life, Monday, 15 April 2013 18:36 (eleven years ago) link
"he's so good at sorting fact from fiction"
― how's life, Monday, 15 April 2013 18:44 (eleven years ago) link
why are the sheeple wearing tinfoil hats? is this some kind of weird reverse move where YOU people are the REAL tinfoil hatters or something?
― --808 542137 (Hurting 2), Monday, 15 April 2013 18:45 (eleven years ago) link
those people are a sheep no more
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 15 April 2013 18:56 (eleven years ago) link
tinfoil hat stops the truth from escaping, see
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 15 April 2013 18:58 (eleven years ago) link
wait getting in
ugh I fucked it up
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 15 April 2013 18:59 (eleven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BH6fbxrCEAEvs1R.png
― My god. Pure ideology. (ey), Monday, 15 April 2013 19:01 (eleven years ago) link
Innocent until proven bronie.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 15 April 2013 19:11 (eleven years ago) link
there are bronies who are not on the sex offender registry?
― Moodles, Monday, 15 April 2013 21:52 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/558051_507451659322075_789654650_n.jpg
brb, killing myself
― check your privy (ledge), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 09:27 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/13526_441763955914889_1850717539_n.jpg
lol guy on te right died of syphilis iirc
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 10:53 (eleven years ago) link
I've never seen Anton depicted in a newboy cap before.
― how's life, Tuesday, 16 April 2013 10:58 (eleven years ago) link
In the spirit of Communism, he delivered a tree to your house so you and your neighbors could make your own newsprint and publish your own paper.
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 11:01 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/525423_371754769606907_1015256875_n.jpg
good thing 'Conservative' maps perfectly on to 'Republican' so all the person who posted this had to do was photoshop one word out and put in another
― they moved the azpilicueta next to me at work (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 11:46 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/534140_568246336529741_658899697_n.jpg
― Three Word Username, Tuesday, 16 April 2013 11:48 (eleven years ago) link
good point - come to think of it maybe bombs should be legal
― Eyeball Kicks, Tuesday, 16 April 2013 11:51 (eleven years ago) link
someone on my fb posting inspirational messages attached to gory pics from boston with the tagline:
Like = RespectShare = Prayer
― tpp, Tuesday, 16 April 2013 11:59 (eleven years ago) link
$ <> £
― Mark G, Tuesday, 16 April 2013 12:44 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/nPL7oKP.jpg
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 16 April 2013 17:18 (eleven years ago) link
that's cool
― first geir, it's alright (hongro hongro go faster faster) (unregistered), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 17:29 (eleven years ago) link
Fixing A Hole in Earth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhYBDCXkTyE
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 17:31 (eleven years ago) link
Do not hate. In fact, it makes me want to watch 'The Navigator' again.
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 17:32 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah, I like the concept behind that one. Graphic quality could be better, though.
― emil.y, Tuesday, 16 April 2013 17:43 (eleven years ago) link
(And of course, being a facebook macro thingy, it could very well be incorrect.)
I don't know if it's 100% accurate, but if you plug some points into this google maps app, you get something close to what the facebook map shows (dig a hole in the Kerguelen Islands and end up in Alberta; dig a hole in Hawaii and end up in Botswana)
― first geir, it's alright (hongro hongro go faster faster) (unregistered), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 17:50 (eleven years ago) link
shld be 100% hole leads to magma
― HIGH-FIVES TO ALL MY COWORKERS AT THE QBERT SEX SWING (silby), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 18:27 (eleven years ago) link
Fans of antipodes may enjoy this film: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1757939/
― check your privy (ledge), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 18:31 (eleven years ago) link
They told me if I dug I could get to China :(
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 18:44 (eleven years ago) link
They were right, but only if you had chosen the correct angle and direction. ;-)
― Aimless, Tuesday, 16 April 2013 18:57 (eleven years ago) link
tbf once you hit the earth's molten core whatever you thought you'd hit would be completely irrelevant as you'd burn up, so they could tell you anything
― Dr. Adorbius (mh), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 19:23 (eleven years ago) link
My parents took advantage of my trust a few times in terms of convincing me of silly things.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 19:25 (eleven years ago) link
and now look at me, burned up
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 16 April 2013 21:00 (eleven years ago) link
A great plan, as put forth by my friend and fellow rifleman, ----- ---------.I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of one plan for peace. "Books, not Bombs" won't work. The head mullahs won't let anyone read them. If they do, they poke their eyes out.
Here's the plan:
1) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini and the rest of them 'good old boys'. We will never "interfere" again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No more sneaking through holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself, don't hide here. Asylum would not ever be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers.
5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort to become self sufficient energy wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else.
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere". They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if any anyway.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, it would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.
Now, ain't that a winner of a plan ??"
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 21:11 (eleven years ago) link
lol at France being all pro-immigrant
― Dr. Adorbius (mh), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 21:13 (eleven years ago) link
the phillipines? when the fuck was this originally written. lol also at france would welcome them.
xpost lol
― balls, Tuesday, 16 April 2013 21:15 (eleven years ago) link
Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else.
where??? the moon???
― Sarushima baby jive (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 21:20 (eleven years ago) link
we could start using our own, we're currently an exporter
― Dr. Adorbius (mh), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 21:21 (eleven years ago) link
Good thing there is no such thing as a global market.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 21:23 (eleven years ago) link
Foolproof negotiating strategy. "You want $1500 a month for this dump? I'll pay $450. You don't like it, I'll go some place else."
― --808 542137 (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 21:28 (eleven years ago) link
idgi, does this dude think beauty school is where you go to learn to be good looking?
― sktsh, Tuesday, 16 April 2013 23:34 (eleven years ago) link
learn eyelash tinting
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 23:42 (eleven years ago) link
Wait was that a real list? I was under the impression it was a parody or something.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 00:51 (eleven years ago) link
No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.
This line really confuses me. Is he talking about Americans, older students are bombers? Does he intend on eliminating all 4-year degrees?
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 00:55 (eleven years ago) link
uh seems pretty obvious from the context that line refers to non-citizens from other countries with student visas. Apparently its the older ones who tend to be involved in terrorist bombing plots... Why are you so confused Adam?
― Everybody wants a piece of the (Viceroy), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 03:00 (eleven years ago) link
Are you an older "student"? Do I need to warn DHS?!
― Everybody wants a piece of the (Viceroy), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 03:01 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/544803_10100496800749239_1706443644_n.jpg
1. this is not the 8-year-old who died2. someone took a photo of a tweet and uploaded it to facebook3. "RETWEET for RESPECT" ugh why
― LADIES ONLY PHYCHIC NIGHT (crüt), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 03:14 (eleven years ago) link
The older ones are the bombers.
No. The older ones are the grad students in science and engineering programs. And I'd like a count of how many foreign students over the age of 21 have detonated bombs in the USA. My count currently is: zero.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 17 April 2013 03:37 (eleven years ago) link
are we counting the ones going to grad school in structural engineering / material science engineering type disciplines? because i think you get to detonate explosives in some of those programs. the cool ones.
― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 03:56 (eleven years ago) link
also maybe you go to school to learn to do controlled detonation of explosives? i don't know. but how else would you learn?
ok sorry i thought it was a jab at public schools or liberal college types or something.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 04:06 (eleven years ago) link
Original poster certainly doesn't need to go to a charm school!
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 04:08 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/602139_550869311624241_1869273824_n.jpg
THE IMMENSE BLAST RADIUS OF THIS ZING HAS LEFT ME PERMANENTLY INJURED I DON'T KNOW IF I WILL EVER LAUGH AGAIN
― infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 04:57 (eleven years ago) link
it's a britisher isn't it? is there a limit to crap brit comedians who make obvious elementary school joeks?
― infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 04:59 (eleven years ago) link
would you prefer a 'bieber might be a redneck if' joke
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 17 April 2013 05:31 (eleven years ago) link
lol obv america has just as much crappy child's humor but in britain there's just a certain way about it like "what is this innocent little schoolboy doing on stage, is he lost"
― infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 05:51 (eleven years ago) link
Can't believe that 75% of my friends and colleagues are "the bombers"
― Bobby McFerrin, Quantum Physicist (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 06:25 (eleven years ago) link
how bout this one
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/484021_580447091965569_592107937_n.jpg
― Salt Mama Celeste (donna rouge), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 06:55 (eleven years ago) link
wuht is jimmy hendricks god
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 09:12 (eleven years ago) link
No, God just thinks he is.
― Three Word Username, Wednesday, 17 April 2013 09:18 (eleven years ago) link
this thread's persistence always makes me think "c'mon guys it can't be that annoying/it can't be that lol" but then I open it and I always always lol
― not feeling those lighters (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 09:18 (eleven years ago) link
I should have you friend my family on FB, aero, THEN YOU'LL SEE
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 11:04 (eleven years ago) link
This is some Steve Martin "He hates these cans!" level of hell, I think.
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/73101_448046851945160_944983403_n.jpg
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 11:07 (eleven years ago) link
because they are already dead inside
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 17 April 2013 11:44 (eleven years ago) link
^^ this guy is on to something
― Dr. Adorbius (mh), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 13:54 (eleven years ago) link
lol at 'he hates these cans'
― balls, Wednesday, 17 April 2013 18:56 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/644403_635887029758693_296147055_n.jpg
there are K A B B A L A H C A T S
― infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 19:45 (eleven years ago) link
wetweet for wespect
― a saudi national (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 19:46 (eleven years ago) link
people who make everything magical? what, like this guy?
http://www.gigaweb.com/files/productsimages/BS_C/21664.jpg
― Aimless, Wednesday, 17 April 2013 19:49 (eleven years ago) link
promethea was pretty awesome
― balls, Wednesday, 17 April 2013 19:54 (eleven years ago) link
― ampersand cooper black (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 20:05 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2013/04/mitch-mcconnell-facebook-page-harry-reid-backgroud-checks
― j., Thursday, 18 April 2013 02:55 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.slate.com/articles/technology/technology/2013/04/pi_meme_on_reddit_and_george_takei_your_life_really_is_encoded_in_its_digits.html
― zero dark (s1ocki), Thursday, 18 April 2013 04:29 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WoJV4NLxqg
― Mordy, Thursday, 18 April 2013 04:36 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/TslHCYt.jpg
― 乒乓, Friday, 19 April 2013 15:41 (eleven years ago) link
oh cool here comes the dymo tape
http://i412.photobucket.com/albums/pp201/sharonjoy666/5756DAB9-94B8-4B11-BCBC-341F3E168722-14953-00000881FF7EEEB9_zpscce596fa.jpg
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 20 April 2013 02:57 (eleven years ago) link
the greatness that you are
>:(
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 20 April 2013 02:58 (eleven years ago) link
the greatness that you are what
― fucking Telstra (silby), Saturday, 20 April 2013 02:58 (eleven years ago) link
I AM THE GREATNESS
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 20 April 2013 02:59 (eleven years ago) link
- Cat Power
― nickn, Saturday, 20 April 2013 03:28 (eleven years ago) link
that one is pretty much exactly a definition of narcissism
― charlie 4chan, internet detective (Hurting 2), Saturday, 20 April 2013 03:30 (eleven years ago) link
now get on the 101 south and exit at normandie, we'll go to that outsider art gallery opening off melrose
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Saturday, 20 April 2013 03:32 (eleven years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 20 April 2013 03:38 (eleven years ago) link
WAY off Melrose.
― nickn, Saturday, 20 April 2013 03:56 (eleven years ago) link
What if you're not so great?
― Moodles, Saturday, 20 April 2013 05:54 (eleven years ago) link
surround yourself with more people who are not aware of the greatness that you...aren't?
I'm not sure
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 20 April 2013 05:58 (eleven years ago) link
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, April 19, 2013 8:32 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Saturday, 20 April 2013 06:09 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151528038279780&set=a.167521679779.116171.166108344779&type=1&ref=nf
Just passing around bumper stickers we've seen now.
― how's life, Saturday, 20 April 2013 21:00 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/604142_10151528038279780_1776457558_n.jpg
ew, that makes me think of a literal church with appendages growing everywhere
― infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Saturday, 20 April 2013 21:09 (eleven years ago) link
That's exactly what it refers to
― Mark G, Saturday, 20 April 2013 21:41 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/11491_536468669725169_257774021_n.jpg
Goddamn it. What is this - a fridge magnet?
― how's life, Saturday, 20 April 2013 23:32 (eleven years ago) link
sassy catchphrases + vintage images = the bread and butter of fridge magnet producers
― fucking Telstra (silby), Sunday, 21 April 2013 00:09 (eleven years ago) link
aaaaaaand the bread and butter of fb image producers!
― how's life, Sunday, 21 April 2013 00:11 (eleven years ago) link
The line between wacky fridge magnets and someecards is actually pretty small.
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 21 April 2013 00:37 (eleven years ago) link
Paradox- the more fond a person is of sassy catchphrases, the more likely they are to be a hopeless rube
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 21 April 2013 01:56 (eleven years ago) link
see also: the mugs/handtowels/ sold at whole foods that have basically that identical formula: vintage image + sassy complaint/catchphrase
complaining is sold to women like it's a fun hobby
― and that sounds like a gong-concert (La Lechera), Sunday, 21 April 2013 13:10 (eleven years ago) link
"Why worry about the evening meal, when I can have a little drinkie?"
(you fill in the picture)
― Mark G, Monday, 22 April 2013 08:36 (eleven years ago) link
i'm all for drunky fecklessness as an official culture
― Sarushima baby jive (Noodle Vague), Monday, 22 April 2013 09:41 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/v/907323_363712360407992_634058748_n.jpg?oh=5c206cdd30dc42975520f679f69a49ba&oe=517755FD&__gda__=1366814156_4da41c40d9c85c49c9f53b1e60915769
― hoda nkotb (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 22 April 2013 16:44 (eleven years ago) link
Repost this as "What each fuck means"
― Mark G, Monday, 22 April 2013 16:57 (eleven years ago) link
Your fun WHAT???
― carl agatha, Monday, 22 April 2013 16:58 (eleven years ago) link
your perfect
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, 22 April 2013 17:02 (eleven years ago) link
your perfect buttyour fun shoulder
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, 22 April 2013 17:03 (eleven years ago) link
Trying to act like you don't have a boner: Your worthy of respect
― frogbs, Monday, 22 April 2013 17:05 (eleven years ago) link
Licking teeth: Your weird
― frogbs, Monday, 22 April 2013 17:08 (eleven years ago) link
upperchestwhat's that
― and that sounds like a gong-concert (La Lechera), Monday, 22 April 2013 17:13 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/482713_448085525260268_145707206_n.jpg
― the Upperchest (crüt), Monday, 22 April 2013 17:15 (eleven years ago) link
I can't even comprehend the chain of signal degrading events whatever that is went through. Is that a photo of a jpeg being projected onto a screen?
― fucking Telstra (silby), Monday, 22 April 2013 17:31 (eleven years ago) link
Since you read this...
Your lucky lotto numbers are posted on the back.
― Aimless, Monday, 22 April 2013 17:33 (eleven years ago) link
lol @ your worst week starts now, i think you're a few days late homie
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, 22 April 2013 17:38 (eleven years ago) link
If you don't repost this your skin will melt off your face right...NOW
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 22 April 2013 18:05 (eleven years ago) link
that's some straight up ringu meme right there.
― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Monday, 22 April 2013 20:33 (eleven years ago) link
All of these remind me of middle school chain letters.
― The last of the famous international Greyjoys (Nicole), Monday, 22 April 2013 20:43 (eleven years ago) link
I think that's precisely what they are. I'm guessing there's a whole 7th grade FB ecosystem that's completely off ILX's radar.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 22 April 2013 20:46 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/68555_185175924965491_663391920_n.jpg
― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 04:07 (eleven years ago) link
"He was a good Catholic, so consumed by his faith that he spent his time making memes about it."
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 04:10 (eleven years ago) link
the irony of course is that the word "meme" was coined by, guess who, Richard Dawkins
― fucking Telstra (silby), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 05:12 (eleven years ago) link
I think I just now realized, today, that when I see the name "Richard Dawkins" flying around on ILX, people are not, in fact, discussing the avuncular host of TV's "Family Feud."
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 05:15 (eleven years ago) link
yeah they should use 'culturgen' in protest, the same way some conservatives use bing cuz google art isn't patriotic or xian enough
― balls, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 05:16 (eleven years ago) link
dawkins has become like chomsky where there's two types of conversations you can have about the dude and unfortunately the one you're more likely to have is by far the less interesting
― balls, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 05:19 (eleven years ago) link
I much prefer calling him out for being a stupid racist dick tbh.
― oppet, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 09:00 (eleven years ago) link
Thats the conversation I mostly have
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 09:20 (eleven years ago) link
dawkins has become like chomsky where there's two types of conversations you can have about the dude and unfortunately the one you're more likely to have is by far the less interesting― balls, Tuesday, April 23, 2013 7:19 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post PermalinkI much prefer calling him out for being a stupid racist dick tbh.― oppet, Tuesday, April 23, 2013 11:00 AM (33 minutes ago)
― balls, Tuesday, April 23, 2013 7:19 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― oppet, Tuesday, April 23, 2013 11:00 AM (33 minutes ago)
both OTM
― My god. Pure ideology. (ey), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 09:36 (eleven years ago) link
Hooray for Florida!
Only 49 more states to go! Hooray for Florida !I-95 and I-75 will be jammed for the next month or so with druggies and deadbeats heading North out of Florida , because this is the first state in the union to require drug testing to receive welfare!Hooray for Florida ! In signing the new law, Republican Gov. Rick Scott said, "If Floridians want welfare, they better make sure they are drug-free."Applicants must pay for the drug test, but are reimbursed if they test drug-free. Applicants who test positive for illicit substances, won't be eligible for the funds for a year, or until they undergo treatment. Those who fail a second time will be banned from receiving funds for three years!Naturally, a few people are crying this is unconstitutional.How is this unconstitutional? It's a legal requirement that every person applying for a job has to pass drug tests in order to get the job, why not those who receive welfare?Forward this if you agree!Let's get welfare back to the ones who need it, not to those who won't get a job.I AGREE, DO YOU?https://www.facebook.com/HitLikeIfAgreed?ref=hlt
I-95 and I-75 will be jammed for the next month or so with druggies and deadbeats heading North out of Florida , because this is the first state in the union to require drug testing to receive welfare!
Hooray for Florida ! In signing the new law, Republican Gov. Rick Scott said, "If Floridians want welfare, they better make sure they are drug-free."
Applicants must pay for the drug test, but are reimbursed if they test drug-free. Applicants who test positive for illicit substances, won't be eligible for the funds for a year, or until they undergo treatment. Those who fail a second time will be banned from receiving funds for three years!
Naturally, a few people are crying this is unconstitutional.How is this unconstitutional? It's a legal requirement that every person applying for a job has to pass drug tests in order to get the job, why not those who receive welfare?
Forward this if you agree!Let's get welfare back to the ones who need it, not to those who won't get a job.I AGREE, DO YOU?
https://www.facebook.com/HitLikeIfAgreed?ref=hlt
― supermassive pot hole (seandalai), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 10:28 (eleven years ago) link
really just judging u for being friends w/whoever posted this
― infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 10:34 (eleven years ago) link
How is this unconstitutional? It's a legal requirement that every person applying for a job has to pass drug tests in order to get the job, why not those who receive welfare?
Hahaha fuck your job, dude!
― how's life, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 10:38 (eleven years ago) link
The Venn diagram of "people who believe all welfare recipients should get drug tests" and "people who oppose background checks for buying a gun" is a perfect circle. A circle of stupid, stupid people.
― Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 10:45 (eleven years ago) link
"because they want to shoot druggies!!! hray!"
― Mark G, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 10:49 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/21143_649830845046372_688765536_n.jpg
George TakeiLike This Page · 56 minutes ago
Don't like this unless you laugh within two seconds. If you leave a spoiler comment, others will shame you.
Okay, he's just getting plain smug at this point.
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 14:36 (eleven years ago) link
read a great blog post about how Takei is a patriarchal misogynist dick, despite being forward on some issues
― Dr. Adorbius (mh), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 14:51 (eleven years ago) link
just like Star Trek TOS
― we're up all night to get picky (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 14:53 (eleven years ago) link
Oh snap. Also OTM.
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 14:53 (eleven years ago) link
wtf at only like if u get it & spoiler comment. are his readers really that stupid that they should feel proud of understanding the "joke" and get to shame those who post it?
― Jibe, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 14:55 (eleven years ago) link
w8 waht is the other kind
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 15:05 (eleven years ago) link
can't tell you, sorry
― supermassive pot hole (seandalai), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 16:06 (eleven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/RichardDawkins/status/324802551516106752
― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 16:08 (eleven years ago) link
starting to feel bad for the guy
― we're up all night to get picky (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 16:10 (eleven years ago) link
I'm kind of neutral on Dawkins but "my words mean what I intend" seems like a silly thing for an intelligent person to assert.
― dschinghis kraan (NickB), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 16:17 (eleven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/RichardDawkins/statuses/311802605263273984
"My words mean what I intend", says Dawkins. "CAN PIG FEEL MORE??"
― the kind of man who best draws girls' eyeballs (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 16:24 (eleven years ago) link
Richard Dawkins gives me a headache.
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 16:26 (eleven years ago) link
Good old Humpty Dumpty semantics.
― lazulum, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 16:27 (eleven years ago) link
Richard Dawkins@RichardDawkins5h Easy for Dawkins to criticise the soft target of Christianity. http://bit.ly/15zvscE He doesn't have the guts to take on Islam.Details
It seems pretty apparent that by "Dawkins" in this tweet, he meant "Rowan Atkinson".
― how's life, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 16:28 (eleven years ago) link
not sure why we're on the facebook thread with this, btw.
― how's life, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 16:29 (eleven years ago) link
http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BODQxMzY3MTY0MF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNTg2MDgxMQ@@._V1_SY317_CR5,0,214,317_.jpg
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 16:30 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/399818_603804056297372_914863069_n.jpg
Still trying to work this out...
― Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 23:07 (eleven years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lji7tbJ3Se1qd47y7o1_500.jpg
― balls, Wednesday, 24 April 2013 23:09 (eleven years ago) link
When the creator of that enters a dark room, he turns the light off switch off
― Bobby McFerrin, Quantum Physicist (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 23:32 (eleven years ago) link
music on world off makes total sense to me
― Mordy, Wednesday, 24 April 2013 23:49 (eleven years ago) link
You can either switch the world off or switch the music on, but not both at once.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 24 April 2013 23:53 (eleven years ago) link
The meme creator is pointing out that we live in a dark age of neither music nor world.
― lazulum, Thursday, 25 April 2013 00:01 (ten years ago) link
actually if you assume that world and music only have two, binary states -- off and on - then the only way to read it is that music and world are either both on or both off at the same time.
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Thursday, 25 April 2013 00:31 (ten years ago) link
a damning condemnation of world music imo
― infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Thursday, 25 April 2013 00:34 (ten years ago) link
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 25 April 2013 01:05 (ten years ago) link
I think we need a double-pole double-throw switch for this scenario
― noddynadweiner (silby), Thursday, 25 April 2013 01:23 (ten years ago) link
can pig feel more
― lag∞n, Thursday, 25 April 2013 02:22 (ten years ago) link
not really, no
― I have many lovely lacy nightgowns (contenderizer), Thursday, 25 April 2013 02:27 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/933917_364596206994000_1796912130_n.jpg
― mh mh mh mh (qiqing), Thursday, 25 April 2013 06:15 (ten years ago) link
Is that Cammie from Street Fighter?
― Fetchboy, Thursday, 25 April 2013 06:20 (ten years ago) link
Reminds me of that run we had last year where some feeder posted about digging into the folds of fat on his vict^H^H^H^HloverKinda wondering now if that's a thing. "Feeder" texts over "thinspo" pictures.
― Øystein, Thursday, 25 April 2013 18:02 (ten years ago) link
http://actuallygrimes.tumblr.com/post/48744769552/i-dont-want-to-have-to-compromise-my-morals-in-order
― the pinefox, Thursday, 25 April 2013 19:01 (ten years ago) link
anyone over 18 posting about not "fitting in" really needs their adulthood credentials revoked
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Thursday, 25 April 2013 19:13 (ten years ago) link
http://sphotos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/603851_455530811201294_1318100842_n.jpg
― My god. Pure ideology. (ey), Thursday, 25 April 2013 20:09 (ten years ago) link
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vmpSO2BbYCE/TMLqj3TM8kI/AAAAAAAANBU/QXrbovd4RJM/s320/hitler_baby.gif
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Thursday, 25 April 2013 20:12 (ten years ago) link
That Grimes post is OTM.
― emil.y, Thursday, 25 April 2013 20:25 (ten years ago) link
― carl agatha, Thursday, 25 April 2013 20:42 (ten years ago) link
I also liked the Grimes post
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Thursday, 25 April 2013 20:46 (ten years ago) link
I think it is dire
― the pinefox, Thursday, 25 April 2013 20:58 (ten years ago) link
Exactly which bit of a post that says "I'm sick of female musicians being sexualised, objectified and harassed" do you have a problem with, pinefox?
― emil.y, Thursday, 25 April 2013 21:35 (ten years ago) link
Presumably he means "female musicians being sexualised, objectified and harassed" is dire, to be fair.
― Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, 25 April 2013 22:51 (ten years ago) link
its cool except the parts about being taken out of context and being called cute, one should not complain about those things
― lag∞n, Friday, 26 April 2013 01:13 (ten years ago) link
"im tired of being congratulated for being thin because i can more easily fit into sample sizes from the runway"
stealth brag
most of it seemed right to me though
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Friday, 26 April 2013 01:20 (ten years ago) link
xp yeah was gonna say, people call muscular men cute all the time, myself included. the post's heart was in the right place though. i don't know who grimes is except it sounds like she's a musician, is the context behind the post important in that sense?
― chilli, Friday, 26 April 2013 02:39 (ten years ago) link
stealth brag muscular man
― lag∞n, Friday, 26 April 2013 02:45 (ten years ago) link
did we ever establish that the answers to the titular question in this thread are "because it is terrible" and "skot you are totally not a jerk"? because it bums me out sometimes, skot you are not a jerk
― resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Friday, 26 April 2013 03:06 (ten years ago) link
why am i bringing milk to this disgusting baby?
― controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Friday, 26 April 2013 03:12 (ten years ago) link
^ fascist cop
You guys recognize that men calling women cute is not equivalent to people calling men cute, right? Due to power imbalances and gender stereotypes and the constantly reinforced idea that women's value lies primarily in how aesthetically pleasing are to men and the focus on women's looks over everything else they do/say? xp
― carl agatha, Friday, 26 April 2013 03:13 (ten years ago) link
sry no one gets to complain abt being called cute, its the law
― lag∞n, Friday, 26 April 2013 03:16 (ten years ago) link
don't be cute lag∞n
― brony orlando (crüt), Friday, 26 April 2013 03:17 (ten years ago) link
i can be cute, its my right, citizens arrest
― lag∞n, Friday, 26 April 2013 03:19 (ten years ago) link
you guys are so cute
― and that sounds like a gong-concert (La Lechera), Friday, 26 April 2013 03:42 (ten years ago) link
http://lh3.ggpht.com/-6ch4aY9xKZU/ULxe-BbsbaI/AAAAAAAAYJA/CcooS2cG5C4/s1600/Rudolph%2Bthe%2BRed%2BNosed%2BReindeer%2BRudy.jpg
i'b cute! i'b cute!
― mookieproof, Friday, 26 April 2013 03:45 (ten years ago) link
― carl agatha, Thursday, April 25, 2013 11:13 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yeah, but the thin line in particular rang hollow to me -- even her choice of words made her sound pretty pleased with herself "because i can more easily fit into sample sizes from the runway"
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Friday, 26 April 2013 03:50 (ten years ago) link
plus I doubt it's mostly men "congratulating" her for being "thin" idk I could be wrong
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Friday, 26 April 2013 03:51 (ten years ago) link
one man's "congratulating" is another man's "hey get off my ass!"
― controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Friday, 26 April 2013 03:58 (ten years ago) link
grimes on my ass
― lag∞n, Friday, 26 April 2013 04:01 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/553037_474628479273376_1996989942_n.jpg
― we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Friday, 26 April 2013 04:28 (ten years ago) link
huh?
― resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Friday, 26 April 2013 04:29 (ten years ago) link
in the description it said it was promoting a new campaign called ICE where you put your emergency contact in your phone as ICE (In Case of Emergency) so that if you get run over they know who to call
that graphic is doing a very poor job of communicating that tho
― we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Friday, 26 April 2013 04:32 (ten years ago) link
Yo guys this is real, a woman once was crushed by an accident and LIVED because she kept her cell phone in her freezer. (Source: CINCINATTI PLAIN DEALER 02-15-12). HOW?? Simple knowledge of household science. Superconductors work by lowering the temperature of electricity allowing it tot ravel through the phone lines at greater speeds. Guess it pays to listen in high school science class. SHARE THIS in case of an emergency, DO IT NOW , COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 26 April 2013 04:44 (ten years ago) link
major xps but i meant that i call muscular men cute, i'm not that conceited. or muscular.
― chilli, Friday, 26 April 2013 05:04 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2gy1Evb1Kg
― balls, Friday, 26 April 2013 06:14 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/936101_545216755530068_381185503_n.jpg
this one made my blood boil.
― Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Friday, 26 April 2013 12:05 (ten years ago) link
That is the wrongest thing I've ever seen!
― how's life, Friday, 26 April 2013 12:15 (ten years ago) link
needs a period after period
― Eyeball Kicks, Friday, 26 April 2013 12:19 (ten years ago) link
it's perhaps philosophically defensible, and a hell of a lot of people wd agree with a slightly weakened form of that argument.
personally i read it as an asseveration that the poster is scum but that's just me
― we're up all night to get picky (Noodle Vague), Friday, 26 April 2013 12:21 (ten years ago) link
it's actually of value as a personal credo - if you changed it to first person, yes, it's true that whatever my beginnings, I am responsible for my choices. Telling that to somebody else unless you're in a personal relationship with them and they're copping out about something is way bullshit tho, and "no matter who you are, all your decisions are a simple matter of choice" is obv. gross class-blind anti-compassion bullshit
also why's there no arrow in the middle. follow the penis arrow imo you can't go wrong
― not feeling those lighters (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 26 April 2013 12:37 (ten years ago) link
yeah that's fair - "i will act as if everything i do is my own freely willed choice" is a lot more reasonable than "hey you chose to be a pauper with rickets, screw you"
― we're up all night to get picky (Noodle Vague), Friday, 26 April 2013 12:43 (ten years ago) link
actually replying to that gif with a Youtube of Sophie's Choice wd be lol
― we're up all night to get picky (Noodle Vague), Friday, 26 April 2013 12:46 (ten years ago) link
Seems to ignore the idea that the choices you make (and are available to you) are determined by a lot of the items on that list
― badg, Friday, 26 April 2013 13:45 (ten years ago) link
who is this guy
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/644192_590894850922957_729069034_n.jpg
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Friday, 26 April 2013 13:49 (ten years ago) link
Late children's tv host Mr. Rogers. By all accounts a completely stand-up guy. I'm fine with this quote.
― how's life, Friday, 26 April 2013 13:55 (ten years ago) link
Yeah, one of the few things that has been shared on Facebook ad infinitum that I have zero problem with is this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXEuEUQIP3Q
Just O_O amazing
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 26 April 2013 14:27 (ten years ago) link
the conclusion I reach from this thread is never post anything to facebook, because it's all risible
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Friday, 26 April 2013 14:31 (ten years ago) link
this is why I mostly just post news stories and music links
― Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Friday, 26 April 2013 14:31 (ten years ago) link
me, i like to make up aphorisms that range from trite to offensively stupid and slap them on top of a picture, sometimes a photo of a famous person i can mis-attribute my homespun wisdom to
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 26 April 2013 14:36 (ten years ago) link
― Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Friday, 26 April 2013 14:37 (ten years ago) link
Yeah anything actually by Mr. Rogers gets a free pass on this thread
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 26 April 2013 15:10 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/424471_10152783703815707_513800418_n.jpg
― call all destroyer, Friday, 26 April 2013 15:12 (ten years ago) link
converting people from one facetious little prick to another facetious dead prick one share at a time.
― Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Friday, 26 April 2013 15:13 (ten years ago) link
the fuck...this zappa clown doesn't sound like bieber at all. that's 5 seconds i'll never get back
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 26 April 2013 15:15 (ten years ago) link
lmao, lil tweens bumpin "as long as you love me" and answering survey questions all finding the zappa pic and just going YES this is what ive been missing
― trey songz, m.d. - "it's dr. heal-your-girl" (m bison), Friday, 26 April 2013 15:28 (ten years ago) link
LOL at Roberto Spiralli
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 26 April 2013 15:35 (ten years ago) link
Vaclav Havel was a big Zappa fan. The world doesn't always make sense.
― Aimless, Friday, 26 April 2013 17:50 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/SozBZ9w.jpg
― 乒乓, Friday, 26 April 2013 21:08 (ten years ago) link
Maybe!
― resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Friday, 26 April 2013 21:12 (ten years ago) link
there's really nothing that can't be turned into a romanticized take on the stalker/victim dynamic.
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 26 April 2013 21:24 (ten years ago) link
"And maybe I am that wolf, and you, Famke Janssen, are that moon"
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Friday, 26 April 2013 21:27 (ten years ago) link
omg my otp <3 ;_;
― infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Friday, 26 April 2013 21:28 (ten years ago) link
stonedwolf.jpg
― give me back my 200 dollars (NotEnough), Friday, 26 April 2013 21:31 (ten years ago) link
anyone wanna see my wolf/moon erotic fic email me at lunalupinelu✧✧✧@a✧✧.c✧✧
― infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Friday, 26 April 2013 21:32 (ten years ago) link
maybe my dog is in love with the garbage truck
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Friday, 26 April 2013 21:37 (ten years ago) link
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/p480x480/524196_10151660110843319_847946980_n.jpg
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 26 April 2013 21:41 (ten years ago) link
AND BABY I WAS MADE TO BE YOUR MANWE GOT SOMETHING TO BELIEVE INEVEN IF WE DON'T KNOW WHERE WE STANDONLY GOD WOULD KNOW THE REASONBUT I BET HE MUST HAVE HAD A PLANCAUSE YOU WERE BORN TO BE MY BABYAND BABY I WAS MADE TO BE YOUR MAN
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 26 April 2013 22:08 (ten years ago) link
Man, believe in stand. Reason? Plan Baby-man.
― Mark G, Friday, 26 April 2013 22:28 (ten years ago) link
manbelieve in standreason planbabyman
^^ cryptic message
― and that sounds like a gong-concert (La Lechera), Friday, 26 April 2013 22:28 (ten years ago) link
If you think Vaclav Havel's a bit of a dick, the world makes perfect sense.
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 26 April 2013 22:52 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/935508_586045248083157_2110572466_n.jpg
i can totally understand looking at these sorts of memes to cheer yourself up if you're depressed, the ridiculous thing is the thought of someone like, standing in line at the bank, trying to conjure this image up in their head and then going "oh, i feel so much better now, that worked"
― infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Saturday, 27 April 2013 01:56 (ten years ago) link
― mh, Saturday, 27 April 2013 02:01 (ten years ago) link
lol therapists all like "you seem major depressed hmmmm"*scribbles on rx pad*"I think u need this"it is a pic of a baby spider w raindrop hatyou pay your $25 copay
― trey songz, m.d. - "it's dr. heal-your-girl" (m bison), Saturday, 27 April 2013 02:58 (ten years ago) link
lol m bison
― mh, Saturday, 27 April 2013 03:05 (ten years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 27 April 2013 03:12 (ten years ago) link
*steps back from edge of golden gate bridge*
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Saturday, 27 April 2013 03:46 (ten years ago) link
*thinks of raindrop spider hat**puts pistol back in drawer*
lmao @ the spider thinghttp://i.imgur.com/Kb4DHT0.jpgfor one thing who gave these creepy prisoners cell phones? also who would post this
― chilli, Saturday, 27 April 2013 09:46 (ten years ago) link
people
― Mark G, Saturday, 27 April 2013 10:56 (ten years ago) link
water gets deep fast
― lag∞n, Saturday, 27 April 2013 13:22 (ten years ago) link
if you just reach yr arm out
The water droplets hats thing is funny cos yes people love to think about spiders to cheer themselves up.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 27 April 2013 15:42 (ten years ago) link
Poor chap, he always loved larking.
― Øystein, Saturday, 27 April 2013 15:43 (ten years ago) link
getting back to that bumper sticker and that fridge magnet
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/72161_550524928325125_223159207_n.jpg
― how's life, Saturday, 27 April 2013 18:05 (ten years ago) link
they were all great in their own ways really
― iatee, Saturday, 27 April 2013 18:13 (ten years ago) link
STOP AND THINK™®
― scintilla (seandalai), Saturday, 27 April 2013 18:41 (ten years ago) link
FACT
― lag∞n, Saturday, 27 April 2013 19:53 (ten years ago) link
is that a photo of a t-shirt?
― a giant death ray seems a bit overkill (Viceroy), Saturday, 27 April 2013 20:56 (ten years ago) link
yes : ( it's come to this.
― how's life, Saturday, 27 April 2013 21:38 (ten years ago) link
see also the bumper sticker and fridge magnet I posted upthread. it's a really disturbing new trend.
― how's life, Saturday, 27 April 2013 21:39 (ten years ago) link
went to the holocaust & all I got was this lousy tshirt
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 27 April 2013 22:30 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/399854_639975222695956_946355161_n.jpg
― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Sunday, 28 April 2013 15:59 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/65604_4926115312241_252710011_n.jpg
Ah, the trick is to kiss her BEFORE you kiss her.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 28 April 2013 16:04 (ten years ago) link
"grab her face gently"
― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Sunday, 28 April 2013 16:06 (ten years ago) link
the gentle art of face grabbing.
― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Sunday, 28 April 2013 16:07 (ten years ago) link
Alienfacehugger.jpg
― Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Sunday, 28 April 2013 16:13 (ten years ago) link
bite her face
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 28 April 2013 16:40 (ten years ago) link
Advanced tip: grab side of face for unobstructed lean-in.
― lazulum, Sunday, 28 April 2013 16:56 (ten years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 28 April 2013 16:58 (ten years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ml8dz6kc1rd9j3do1_500.jpg
― controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Sunday, 28 April 2013 16:59 (ten years ago) link
grab her wristpull her towards you as she tries to run awaygently cover her mouth & nose with chloroform rag
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 28 April 2013 17:00 (ten years ago) link
Look into her eyesLook back at her eyes againLook intently at the filmy surface of her eyesIt'll drive her crazy
― lazulum, Sunday, 28 April 2013 17:03 (ten years ago) link
it'll drive her crazy, i promise
love, dad
― trey songz, m.d. - "it's dr. heal-your-girl" (m bison), Sunday, 28 April 2013 17:11 (ten years ago) link
Gotta say that one reads less like "how to be a man" material, and more like milo's "7th grade facebook ecosystem" - this is imaginary advice for 12-year-olds furiously scribbling down notes and planning their perfect first move. Really picturing Louis from Tom The Dancing Bug here.
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 28 April 2013 17:12 (ten years ago) link
http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/x/hand-over-face-15077239.jpg
― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Sunday, 28 April 2013 18:20 (ten years ago) link
Oh btw I was grocery shopping this morning, and happened to turn around to look at something behind me; I saw that the cashier in the line behind me, who had her back to me, had a t-shirt on and on the back, in stylized, highlighted script, it just said . . . ."Bob Marley." It was all I could do not to burst out laughing. Really want to know what was on the front.
― Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Sunday, 28 April 2013 18:49 (ten years ago) link
on the front it said "Oh btw I was grocery shopping this morning, and happened to turn around to look at something behind me; I saw that the cashier in the line behind me, who had her back to me, had a t-shirt on and on the back, in stylized, highlighted script, it just said . . . ."
D:
― the kind of man who best draws girls' eyeballs (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 28 April 2013 18:53 (ten years ago) link
Bob is dead -- NietzscheNietzsche is dead -- Bob
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Sunday, 28 April 2013 18:54 (ten years ago) link
Jacob Marley is dead - Scrooge
― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Sunday, 28 April 2013 19:01 (ten years ago) link
Bob Marley is dead - Basil Brush
― Mark G, Sunday, 28 April 2013 20:14 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/550296_183553965132774_2067970151_n.jpg
― lag∞n, Sunday, 28 April 2013 23:55 (ten years ago) link
-bob marley
ironic that bob marley died when a piano fell on him
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 29 April 2013 00:40 (ten years ago) link
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/s480x480/178921_498293846869302_1945601516_n.jpg
― nickn, Monday, 29 April 2013 01:45 (ten years ago) link
bob marley didn't say that, xp
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Monday, 29 April 2013 01:50 (ten years ago) link
bruce willis's character is dead the whole movie
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 29 April 2013 02:04 (ten years ago) link
the secret of pulp fiction iirc
― mh, Monday, 29 April 2013 02:05 (ten years ago) link
y it is called die hard
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 29 April 2013 08:38 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/7jNqInc.jpg
― 乒乓, Monday, 29 April 2013 12:06 (ten years ago) link
I tell you what, if you want to grab someone's face, two fingers jammed up their nostrils works a treat. leaves you with a free hand too, so you don't even have to put down your sandwich
― dschinghis kraan (NickB), Monday, 29 April 2013 12:28 (ten years ago) link
If you grab someone's face, they may give you $5,000.
― scintilla (seandalai), Monday, 29 April 2013 13:47 (ten years ago) link
SORRY if this has been posted. no way in hell I can load this whole page.
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/556593_162300870583800_271756088_n.jpg
― scott seward, Monday, 29 April 2013 15:07 (ten years ago) link
seems p obvious i'm not against bullying since i did all that stuff and such, jeez.
― the kind of man who best draws girls' eyeballs (Merdeyeux), Monday, 29 April 2013 15:09 (ten years ago) link
That 1% you said had a heart. They just got stabbed in the heart.
― crüt, Monday, 29 April 2013 15:09 (ten years ago) link
1% empathy what a country
― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Monday, 29 April 2013 15:10 (ten years ago) link
I like this sub-phenomenon of re-posting strategies. Pessimistic reverse psychology seems to get results.
― lazulum, Monday, 29 April 2013 15:11 (ten years ago) link
soz gay boy
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 29 April 2013 15:16 (ten years ago) link
was pretty jokes tho
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 29 April 2013 15:18 (ten years ago) link
You think you freaking know them. Guess what?You don't! Re-post if you are against bullying And furthermore you are a disgrace to the teaching profession imo
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 29 April 2013 15:22 (ten years ago) link
Quite like this for a meme: http://www.quickmeme.com/Scumbag-Brain/popular/2/
― Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Monday, 29 April 2013 15:25 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/12517_581301701903280_633049928_n.png
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Monday, 29 April 2013 16:56 (ten years ago) link
I met a man with seven wives
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 29 April 2013 16:57 (ten years ago) link
I met a man with a dollar,we exchanged blows andnow I have 2 dollars.
― dschinghis kraan (NickB), Monday, 29 April 2013 16:59 (ten years ago) link
all this has done for me is get Frank Black's 'Los Angeles' stuck in my head
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 29 April 2013 17:04 (ten years ago) link
looks like mr. magoo accidentally wandered into a facebook meme and was mistaken for a famous sage who happens to be his unlikely doppelganger
― Spectrum, Monday, 29 April 2013 17:07 (ten years ago) link
ehhhhhh not sure about this
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/284318_489992024389120_282978882_n.jpg
― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Monday, 29 April 2013 17:19 (ten years ago) link
Ugh, fuck you.
― emil.y, Monday, 29 April 2013 17:19 (ten years ago) link
(Not you, LL, obviously. Unless you have a secret facebook macro making side and are actually responsible fir all of these.)
― emil.y, Monday, 29 April 2013 17:20 (ten years ago) link
no way! i just saw this and thought yknow what that's not how they work AT ALL
― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Monday, 29 April 2013 17:21 (ten years ago) link
also f u too <3
that is terrible.
― crüt, Monday, 29 April 2013 17:23 (ten years ago) link
an acoustic guitar, seriously?
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 29 April 2013 17:27 (ten years ago) link
― crüt, Monday, 29 April 2013 17:30 (ten years ago) link
Girl on right really into his Boots of Spanish Leather
― P is for Poo Poo Doo Doo (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 29 April 2013 17:30 (ten years ago) link
so, girl that owns an acoustic guitar gets to share it with a fat guy with a bad jumper?
― Mark G, Monday, 29 April 2013 17:31 (ten years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BJCQYPcCMAIdcmx.jpg:large
― Deafening silence (DL), Monday, 29 April 2013 19:16 (ten years ago) link
nsfw
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/320864_163927437106766_714282513_n.jpg
― how's life, Monday, 29 April 2013 22:37 (ten years ago) link
What the what
I could drive myself nuts trying to figure out how the poses reflect the descriptors.
― carl agatha, Monday, 29 April 2013 22:43 (ten years ago) link
chart otm
it's up to you to determine what mark
― mh, Monday, 29 April 2013 23:11 (ten years ago) link
why is face-riding "professional"?
Standing doesn't seem all that fearless unless one of you has terrible balance.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 29 April 2013 23:31 (ten years ago) link
aries looks suspiciously like a) necrophilia or b) mannequin-humping
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 29 April 2013 23:34 (ten years ago) link
The whole thing has an unsettling, Perry Bible Fellowship vibe about it.
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 00:01 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/264569_133669586822661_1221490874_n.pngcan't help but think how difficult it must be to catch that fish in such tall stilettos! and with only one arm too by the looks of it
― chilli, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 00:05 (ten years ago) link
only real girls can do that shit
― scintilla (seandalai), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 00:55 (ten years ago) link
Dolls do not go fishing, unless a real girl makes them.
― Aimless, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 00:57 (ten years ago) link
pfft real girl - her stance is all wrong, her grip is terrible, not to mention her attire
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 01:27 (ten years ago) link
I had a bingo match for the Zappa/Bieber one just now.
Also I kinda loled at this one:
http://i.imgur.com/2qujpb7.jpg
― joygoat, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 03:07 (ten years ago) link
yeah, that's great
― controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 03:19 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/484357_432876810130821_2037379068_n.jpg
― Eyeball Kicks, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 09:18 (ten years ago) link
women to thread
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 09:35 (ten years ago) link
madonna to thread
― how's life, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 11:19 (ten years ago) link
Some dolls play with girlsReal Dolls (tm) goFISHING
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 12:36 (ten years ago) link
Real fish play with girls
― Mark G, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 12:38 (ten years ago) link
surely dangerous taking your Real Doll out with all those hooks and such
― we're up all night to get relegated (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 12:44 (ten years ago) link
it's not like they feel pain...I think
― scintilla (seandalai), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 12:53 (ten years ago) link
i was thinking of...um...poppage
― we're up all night to get relegated (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 13:20 (ten years ago) link
http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/250148_495023850564491_1140644077_n.png
― Neil S, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 14:10 (ten years ago) link
look at all those lil heroes
― we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 14:11 (ten years ago) link
Hopin some military medals buff will come drop their mack and expose this guy as a fraud
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 14:32 (ten years ago) link
it's funny how often these things seem to enact a rhetorical arms race. "you want a hero? i'll show you a HERO!"
particularly in the sense that they're all self-contained little statements--like a thesis that just drops out of the sky and cannot be questioned or conversed with. almost as if there's a platonic ideal of one of these things that will end the maddening proliferation of discourse on the internet.
― ryan, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 15:36 (ten years ago) link
can we go back to that zodiac for a second, because holy lol
also what the hell does Capricorn's word say
― Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 15:39 (ten years ago) link
As a Sagittarius I disagree with that position.
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 15:49 (ten years ago) link
as a Sagittarius i disagree with the idea that we're all getting laid
― we're up all night to get relegated (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 16:36 (ten years ago) link
As a Sagittarius, I agree with those disagrees.
― tokyo rosemary, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 16:40 (ten years ago) link
As a Sagittarius, I dislike lumpy custard and agree with tokyo rosemary.
― you may not like it now but you will (Zora), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 16:47 (ten years ago) link
As a Sagittarius, I just wanted to say that I am a Sagittarius.
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 17:01 (ten years ago) link
As a Libra, I'm pretty cool w/ that position tbh
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 17:03 (ten years ago) link
what is life without creativity
― mh, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 17:04 (ten years ago) link
Yknow it has been a whole day and I'm still pissed about that stupid guitar thing.
― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 20:12 (ten years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 20:21 (ten years ago) link
jjjusten is surrounded by guitars all day. ever seen his wife? obviously something to this theory.
― mh, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 20:34 (ten years ago) link
What happens if you're surrounded by drumsticks?
― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 21:36 (ten years ago) link
sousaphones
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 21:37 (ten years ago) link
give the drummer some
― mh, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 21:38 (ten years ago) link
via https://twitter.com/robbercat/status/329346910303428608 :
https://www.facebook.com/pages/RIP-Brittany-Murphy/213564193527
― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 22:40 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/255669_471508272918010_235690698_n.jpg
IT NEVER FUCKING ENDS
― infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 00:57 (ten years ago) link
is this the same idiot every time or is doing this a rite of passage for each new internet provocateur that bursts free of its chrysalis?
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 01:05 (ten years ago) link
tbh it is passing from the ridiculous to the sublime, much like markers posting 'i miss you'
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 01:10 (ten years ago) link
yeah at this point i'm a fan of it. its like those cults that keep predicting the end of the world and never learn.
― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 01:15 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/164638_235719313237227_627760502_n.png
"Try it :D, its pretty hard"
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 02:36 (ten years ago) link
roar
― Mordy, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 02:38 (ten years ago) link
i had roar too. i guess we are equally intelligent.
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 02:40 (ten years ago) link
rater
― a giant death ray seems a bit overkill (Viceroy), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 02:42 (ten years ago) link
rotar
hah, came here to post the bttf 2 one
― mh, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 02:43 (ten years ago) link
raptor
― balls, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 02:44 (ten years ago) link
romney
― infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 02:54 (ten years ago) link
fuck, this is hard
romney (r)
― Mordy, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 02:55 (ten years ago) link
rhombenporphyr
― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 02:57 (ten years ago) link
aardvark
― infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 03:00 (ten years ago) link
racing car
router
that one took me all of maybe 1 second. next idea: razor
all you need really is a verb starting with 'r' that requires agency; the agent then can be described as a 'verb'-er, or sometimes a 'verb'-or. To wit:
racerriserrinserroperroosterripperrounderripperreefer
and so on.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 03:02 (ten years ago) link
reefer
― Mordy, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 03:05 (ten years ago) link
reever. roofer, rector, riveter, river, rover, rustier
trhis is supposed to be hard? ^^ that list took 8 seconds
― Aimless, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 03:06 (ten years ago) link
the challenge is resisting the urge to reply to an image posted by a trolling middle schooler
― sleepingbag, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 03:07 (ten years ago) link
i don't think there are any words with more than one r
― controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 03:08 (ten years ago) link
rrrrr
― Mordy, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 03:09 (ten years ago) link
contende ize
― mh, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 03:09 (ten years ago) link
aimless more embarrassing than the original meme
― infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 03:11 (ten years ago) link
this thread is riskier than I understood it to be
― Aimless, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 03:11 (ten years ago) link
not sure what's worse: lonely sad people making these memes because they desperately want something that originated from their MSPaint file to spread to thousands of people even if they get nothing from it and no one realizes it came from them (and if they did, who cares, it isn't impressive) or people making these memes because every little meme helps them eventually sell their facebook page, or both
― infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 03:17 (ten years ago) link
ppl cataloguing these memes on an ilx thread surely
― Mordy, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 03:18 (ten years ago) link
the saddest thing is people making fun of people making fun of these memes
― iatee, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 03:19 (ten years ago) link
no way those ppl are awesome fuck u
― Mordy, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 03:20 (ten years ago) link
what about people making these memes because they don't want to risk interaction with their children? that has to be a good thing. the meme becomes a tiny flicker of solace in the otherwise trackless mire of resentment and odors that constitutes family life.
― controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 03:21 (ten years ago) link
you have 10 seconds to think of a meme that starts with R and ends with R
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 03:22 (ten years ago) link
intelligence test
raptor reefer
― Mordy, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 03:22 (ten years ago) link
rickrollingr
― iatee, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 03:23 (ten years ago) link
razorscooter
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 03:24 (ten years ago) link
these guys should move on to palindromes to spice things up a little
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 03:27 (ten years ago) link
aibohphobia
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 03:29 (ten years ago) link
a man a plan a meme memeama
― iatee, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 03:29 (ten years ago) link
in 10 seconds think of a palindrome that is only spelled w/ r's
go
― Mordy, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 03:32 (ten years ago) link
r
― Aimless, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 03:52 (ten years ago) link
Grrrr, G
― nickn, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 04:08 (ten years ago) link
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaagggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhgggggggggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 04:24 (ten years ago) link
wut
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 04:26 (ten years ago) link
rated-r
― we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 04:33 (ten years ago) link
w/ r'ss'r /w
― controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 04:48 (ten years ago) link
protip: grep "^r.*r$" /usr/share/dict/words | awk '{ print length(), $0}' | sort -n
― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 04:56 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgRYncR1Nog
― Three Word Username, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 07:14 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/293043_408243712573106_1336182587_n.jpg
― infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 21:09 (ten years ago) link
argh, i knew i was taking a chance uploading all of those suggestive photos of my children to FB
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 21:10 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/X3ako0B.png
― 乒乓, Thursday, 2 May 2013 11:27 (ten years ago) link
68 BOOM!
― Neil S, Thursday, 2 May 2013 11:28 (ten years ago) link
I'm a Geniuses ;-)
79 u donut
― dschinghis kraan (NickB), Thursday, 2 May 2013 11:31 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/GTp30Bz.jpg
― 乒乓, Thursday, 2 May 2013 11:31 (ten years ago) link
xp lol so much for being a Geniuses
― Neil S, Thursday, 2 May 2013 11:33 (ten years ago) link
we can't all be Geniuses after all
― dschinghis kraan (NickB), Thursday, 2 May 2013 11:37 (ten years ago) link
only phil collins, mike rutherford and that other guy
― dschinghis kraan (NickB), Thursday, 2 May 2013 11:38 (ten years ago) link
you know, i don't know when it started, but i for one am getting pissed of with this recent stereotype of men not being about to distinguish gradations of colour
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 2 May 2013 12:01 (ten years ago) link
about=able
The latest from "I Fucking Love Science". This is getting shared like a motherfucker.
This bizarre looking thing is "Ata the humanoid", a mummified corpse found in the Atacama Desert ten years ago. It's strange appearance led to many calling it an "alien", claiming it as proof that extraterrestrials have visited Earth. Well, it's finally been submitted to a battery of tests and the results show it to be fully human. DNA analysis has even managed to pinpoint the location and nationality of its mother. The results do suggest that it was once alive and human, not a hoax, and so asks more questions than they answer. The bone analysis suggests that this is not a fetus, but a child between the ages of 6-8. The specimen has just ten ribs (as opposed to 12), is just six inches long and has severe facial deformities. These symptoms do not match up to any known genetic disorder and experts have no idea how such a severely deformed and tiny child could have lived to age six.
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/262587_588361497851532_616587869_n.jpg
― sheer tip (how's life), Thursday, 2 May 2013 12:03 (ten years ago) link
Does it give you the torquoises?
xpost TIMING!
― Mark G, Thursday, 2 May 2013 12:04 (ten years ago) link
woah.
― sheer tip (how's life), Thursday, 2 May 2013 12:20 (ten years ago) link
I Fucking Love Pseudoscience
― Neil S, Thursday, 2 May 2013 12:24 (ten years ago) link
So basically I Fucking Love Science is just Ripley's Believe It Or Not for the 21st century.
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 2 May 2013 12:43 (ten years ago) link
― sheer tip (how's life), Thursday, 2 May 2013 12:46 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/936383_485233164880950_1457581421_n.jpg
― veryupsetmom (harbl), Thursday, 2 May 2013 12:50 (ten years ago) link
oh this one is upthread isn't it? this is too much to keep track of
― veryupsetmom (harbl), Thursday, 2 May 2013 12:51 (ten years ago) link
http://www.hdwallpapersarena.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/bronson_28524s1.jpg
― we're up all night to get relegated (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 2 May 2013 13:10 (ten years ago) link
they're not fond of rules
Really, a rallying cry that could bring down nations.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 2 May 2013 14:23 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/947196_10151424377036378_1573211551_n.jpg
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Thursday, 2 May 2013 14:54 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/923430_129680887226602_1954242241_n.jpg
This one rankled me a bit -- Hoffman didn't endorse this ad or make a statement about "apartheid" he just praised the film
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Thursday, 2 May 2013 14:58 (ten years ago) link
also, although factually accurate, kind of makes it sounds like the "Jewish Press" in general is villifying Hoffman, rather than a 50,000 circulation weekly called The Jewish Press
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Thursday, 2 May 2013 15:00 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/946445_10201254555467953_373693412_n.jpg
― we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Thursday, 2 May 2013 15:34 (ten years ago) link
http://www.peachmountain.com/narayan/images/NSengupta_1996_12_Verdun_069.jpg
"Holy shit... what a ride!"
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 2 May 2013 15:42 (ten years ago) link
-ya!
xp wait, there's an actual publication called the Jewish Press?
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 2 May 2013 15:43 (ten years ago) link
― Mordy, Thursday, 2 May 2013 15:44 (ten years ago) link
http://www.jewishpress.com
is there a publication called the jew-run media
― we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Thursday, 2 May 2013 15:44 (ten years ago) link
check it out! i wrote this years ago: http://forward.com/articles/3719/right-wing-columnist-calls-for-coup-to-oust-sharon/
also, i wrote an article once about yarmulke fashion for the jewish press but i don't think it's online
― Mordy, Thursday, 2 May 2013 15:45 (ten years ago) link
lol s1ocki
― mh, Thursday, 2 May 2013 15:48 (ten years ago) link
"you don't get it, 'the jew-run media' is the name of my magazine!"
― mh, Thursday, 2 May 2013 15:49 (ten years ago) link
mord from what i know of journalism thru tv and movies you really should've editorialized more and used a catchphrase at the end
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 2 May 2013 15:49 (ten years ago) link
there's also the jewish exponent (local philly federation paper) the jewish week (greater new york paper), the jewish times, southern jewish life, etc
― Mordy, Thursday, 2 May 2013 15:49 (ten years ago) link
i wanted to end all my articles w/ "wacka, wacka, wacka" but my editor wasn't into it
― Mordy, Thursday, 2 May 2013 15:50 (ten years ago) link
the jew-run media was the DOG'S NAME
― we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Thursday, 2 May 2013 15:51 (ten years ago) link
"and that's all the news that's for for jews"
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 2 May 2013 15:52 (ten years ago) link
fit for, dammit
you don't understand, protocols of the elders of zion is the rulebook for meetings of my senior citizen nature hiking club in utah
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Thursday, 2 May 2013 15:54 (ten years ago) link
Lol. Beautiful park
― P is for Poo Poo Doo Doo (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 2 May 2013 17:21 (ten years ago) link
That "holy shit! what a ride!" one is custom-made for 18-22 year olds who are screwing up their courage to face adult life and who aren't ready yet to admit that it will require them to accept responsibility for more than just having fun.
― Aimless, Thursday, 2 May 2013 17:38 (ten years ago) link
http://sphotos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/946025_558054430905481_1943435736_n.jpg
― Neil S, Friday, 3 May 2013 15:37 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/ByqjfZY.jpg
― 乒乓, Friday, 3 May 2013 15:41 (ten years ago) link
http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3217/3021003191_533ec9941a.jpg
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 3 May 2013 16:21 (ten years ago) link
well that did cheer me up
― dschinghis kraan (NickB), Friday, 3 May 2013 16:23 (ten years ago) link
Dang, the Underground is blunt as hell. The CTA always says something about "medical emergencies" when somebody jumps in front of the train.
― carl agatha, Friday, 3 May 2013 16:27 (ten years ago) link
Occasionally they say, "Due to activity on the tracks" or something. :(((((((
― carl agatha, Friday, 3 May 2013 16:28 (ten years ago) link
Actually better judgement is kicking in and saying that cd be a trigger warning for some people, feel free to delete, mods.
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 3 May 2013 16:31 (ten years ago) link
If you do, might as well delete mine, too. Sorry everybody!
― carl agatha, Friday, 3 May 2013 16:31 (ten years ago) link
In Frankfurt, it's "police activity". Also ILX isn't into that new age trigger shit (I hope).
― Three Word Username, Friday, 3 May 2013 16:46 (ten years ago) link
"trigger warning" site:ilxor.com
About 2,760 results (0.28 seconds)
― how's life, Friday, 3 May 2013 16:50 (ten years ago) link
Freaky Trigger Warning
― nickn, Friday, 3 May 2013 17:02 (ten years ago) link
that was my dn a while back!
― how's life, Friday, 3 May 2013 17:05 (ten years ago) link
― Three Word Username, Friday, May 3, 2013 12:46 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Friday, 3 May 2013 22:02 (ten years ago) link
brb filing incorporation papers for my new PR firm
― four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 3 May 2013 22:07 (ten years ago) link
― Mordy, Thursday, May 2, 2013 11:45 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i saw a kid w a tmnt yarmulke once and i never stopped talking about it
― lag∞n, Saturday, 4 May 2013 05:48 (ten years ago) link
"oh fuck off"
You just triggered me, you heartless bastard.
― Three Word Username, Saturday, 4 May 2013 07:25 (ten years ago) link
funny
― infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Saturday, 4 May 2013 07:27 (ten years ago) link
ok I had to look up wtf a trigger warning is, at first I thought you guys were talking about post-hypnotic "trigger commands" or something like that. So, I don't get how its new-agey a new-agey concept at all... I mean, basically isn't the warning screen that comes up before violent TV shows about "graphic depictions that may disturb some viewers" basically a trigger warning?
If you're gonna shit on something like that you have to call it "PC gone mad!" -- adhering to modern mental health best practices is kinda the opposite of "new agey," tbh...
― a giant death ray seems a bit overkill (Viceroy), Saturday, 4 May 2013 15:25 (ten years ago) link
Self-diagnosed Internet geeks hollering "trigger!!" is not "modern mental health best practices", but that is another thread, I think.
― Three Word Username, Saturday, 4 May 2013 17:45 (ten years ago) link
idk, you're assuming a lot there, including self-diagnosis
― mh, Saturday, 4 May 2013 17:46 (ten years ago) link
If you want to go there, I'll go there: pathology is not privilege.
― Three Word Username, Saturday, 4 May 2013 17:48 (ten years ago) link
you'd probably be better off waiting until a weekday to start a clusterfuck
― how's life, Saturday, 4 May 2013 17:52 (ten years ago) link
You are a Viking at reading my intentions.
― Three Word Username, Saturday, 4 May 2013 18:04 (ten years ago) link
do you actually have any idea what you're talking about in the slightest or understand that the idea of triggering has been central to understanding PTSD for decades, or do you just like going off on something because you didn't hear about it until tumblr gave you a reason to make fun of it
― infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Saturday, 4 May 2013 18:44 (ten years ago) link
Re-experiencing Symptoms:Trauma survivors commonly re-experience their traumas. This means that the survivorexperiences again the same mental, emotional, and physical experiences that occurred during orjust after the trauma. These include thinking about the trauma, seeing images of the event,feeling agitated, and having physical sensations like those that occurred during the trauma.Trauma survivors find themselves feeling as if they are in danger, experiencing panic sensations,wanting to escape, getting angry, and thinking about attacking or harming someone else. Becausethey are anxious and physically agitated, they may have trouble sleeping and concentrating. Thesurvivor usually can't control these symptoms or stop them from happening. Mentally reexperiencing the trauma can include:• Upsetting memories such as images or thoughts about the trauma• Feeling as if the trauma is happening again (flashbacks)• Bad dreams and nightmares• Getting upset when reminded about the trauma (by something the person sees, hears, feels,smells, or tastes)• Anxiety or fear, feeling in danger again• Anger or aggressive feelings and feeling the need to defend oneself• Trouble controlling emotions because reminders lead to sudden anxiety, anger, or upset• Trouble concentrating or thinking clearlyPeople also can have physical reactions to trauma reminders such as:• Trouble falling or staying asleep• Feeling agitated and constantly on the lookout for danger• Getting very startled by loud noises or something or someone coming up on you frombehind when you don't expect it• Feeling shaky and sweaty• Having your heart pound or having trouble breathing
http://www.stanford.edu/group/usvh/stanford/misc/PTSD%20-%20Effects%20of%20Traumatic%20Experiences.pdf
― infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Saturday, 4 May 2013 18:45 (ten years ago) link
Yer dumb. I'm talking about people hollering "TRIGGER!!!!!" on Internet discussion groups, which is a new and fairly obnoxious phenomenon.
― Three Word Username, Saturday, 4 May 2013 18:53 (ten years ago) link
yes i know that
― infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Saturday, 4 May 2013 18:55 (ten years ago) link
http://i.qkme.me/3qtrfy.jpg
― DavidM, Saturday, 4 May 2013 18:55 (ten years ago) link
take it to another thread, guys
― 乒乓, Saturday, 4 May 2013 18:57 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/WRPwYhc.jpg
how the fuck is that any different, you realize that PTSD survivors are allowed to find each other online and make some protocol for themselves and openly talk about triggers like it's something people should respect and not poke fun at, you know you don't need a doctor's note for that right
― infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Saturday, 4 May 2013 18:57 (ten years ago) link
i'm not going to take this to any thread because there's no point in it, i'm done
― infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Saturday, 4 May 2013 18:58 (ten years ago) link
This isn't a PTSD board.
― Three Word Username, Saturday, 4 May 2013 19:04 (ten years ago) link
definitely a place to make fun of survivors though
― infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Saturday, 4 May 2013 19:07 (ten years ago) link
Nope. I make fun of people who wear their problems like hats. You presume so much about my relationship to PTSD that you are starting to piss me off, and all of it is wrong. Leave it, jerk.
― Three Word Username, Saturday, 4 May 2013 19:08 (ten years ago) link
rad
― infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Saturday, 4 May 2013 19:09 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/iaghuDM.jpg
― 乒乓, Saturday, 4 May 2013 19:11 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/f2BsMRI.jpg
Trigger warnings are good. Ptsd trauma is a real thing. I dont understand what youre saying T.W.U... why wouldnt you just take someones word for it if they say something is triggering?
― rock 'em sock 'em (Treeship), Saturday, 4 May 2013 19:22 (ten years ago) link
public disagreement on messageboards reminds me of a time I was in a public disagreement on a messageboard, I wish you guys would knock it off
― mh, Saturday, 4 May 2013 19:23 (ten years ago) link
Like who are you to say how real someones problem is or if theyre "wearing it like a hat"? Sorry to go back to this topic i just thought someone else should back up zachylons points bc he us right.
― rock 'em sock 'em (Treeship), Saturday, 4 May 2013 19:24 (ten years ago) link
u see I was just an asshole who misused the concept for personal gain but I also respectfully want you to knock it off so qed
― mh, Saturday, 4 May 2013 19:24 (ten years ago) link
w/e
― rock 'em sock 'em (Treeship), Saturday, 4 May 2013 19:26 (ten years ago) link
http://cloudfront.mediamatters.org/static/images/item/foxmaig.jpg
― mh, Saturday, 4 May 2013 19:26 (ten years ago) link
Sincerely sorry for arguing on this particular thread. Would be happy to discuss this on another thread if you fuckos would stop deliberately misrepresenting my point.
― Three Word Username, Saturday, 4 May 2013 19:30 (ten years ago) link
guys you dont understand trigger is a horse
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 4 May 2013 19:33 (ten years ago) link
http://goodcomics.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/trigger1.JPG
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Saturday, 4 May 2013 20:55 (ten years ago) link
don't fence me in, bro
― Mordy, Saturday, 4 May 2013 22:11 (ten years ago) link
Friend's FB update today, made me shudder then made me irrationally crazy and annoyed, it's so fucking horrible.
http://i40.tinypic.com/vy7hvn.jpg
― ヘイシグ・ブローズ (MaresNest), Sunday, 5 May 2013 00:37 (ten years ago) link
m8 it speaks to me powerfully about how politicians literally talk shit, IMHO
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Sunday, 5 May 2013 00:42 (ten years ago) link
also the baby is a pothead?
― veryupsetmom (harbl), Sunday, 5 May 2013 00:46 (ten years ago) link
lol yeah what? it would make sense if he was a bedpan or something but i can't see the pot-toilet connection
― chilli, Sunday, 5 May 2013 02:05 (ten years ago) link
A chamber pot (also a chamberpot, a jordan,[1] a jerry, a po (possibly from French: pot de chambre), a gazunder (likely a contraction of "goes under"), a piss pot, a potty, or a thunder pot) is a bowl-shaped container with a handle, and often a lid, kept in the bedroom under a bed or in the cabinet of a nightstand and generally used as a toilet at night.
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Sunday, 5 May 2013 02:06 (ten years ago) link
oh. good look
― chilli, Sunday, 5 May 2013 02:24 (ten years ago) link
I thought it was pretty obviously a potty
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Sunday, 5 May 2013 02:36 (ten years ago) link
xposts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRhitIPEr0Y
― lag∞n, Sunday, 5 May 2013 13:37 (ten years ago) link
http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2008-08-29-sarahwithtrig.jpg
― how's life, Sunday, 5 May 2013 14:04 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/524578_10151382835011275_1874025627_n.png
I have mixed feelings about circumcision fwiw, but jfc at anyone calling himself a "survivor" of it. No idea whether Carlin actually said this.
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Sunday, 5 May 2013 16:11 (ten years ago) link
I think it was actually Bob Marley.
― Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Sunday, 5 May 2013 17:43 (ten years ago) link
George Carlin is the Bob Marley of grumpiness.
― Three Word Username, Sunday, 5 May 2013 17:44 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/229660_371364706306609_111063930_n.jpg
― Fetchboy, Sunday, 5 May 2013 19:19 (ten years ago) link
premise of the last point is flawed for I AM NOT HUMAN
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 5 May 2013 19:24 (ten years ago) link
Woah @ the trigger thing upthread
I kinda had to start staying off this thread because one the images themselves were really frustrating & also they make ilx kinda suddenly get this stfu you PC HIPPIES vibe where everyone turns into penn jillette our Dennis Leary kinda conservative
― jay-z's ansari (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 5 May 2013 20:22 (ten years ago) link
stfu you hippie, yr genitals are not yr own
― balls, Sunday, 5 May 2013 20:26 (ten years ago) link
ur triggering me
― lag∞n, Sunday, 5 May 2013 20:50 (ten years ago) link
i have clusterfuck ptsd
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 5 May 2013 21:07 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/943210_445496218873165_982441403_n.jpg
― lag∞n, Monday, 6 May 2013 02:16 (ten years ago) link
fucking lol
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Monday, 6 May 2013 02:16 (ten years ago) link
like a screencap from a nightmare
― 1staethyr, Monday, 6 May 2013 02:30 (ten years ago) link
or a detail from a brueghel painting
― 1staethyr, Monday, 6 May 2013 02:31 (ten years ago) link
u sure u don't mean bosch homie?
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Monday, 6 May 2013 02:48 (ten years ago) link
there are weird details in brueghel paintings too
― rock 'em sock 'em (Treeship), Monday, 6 May 2013 02:50 (ten years ago) link
Over/under on how many frames later that monkey ate that dog?
― Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Monday, 6 May 2013 02:57 (ten years ago) link
2 hours later monkey is walking around in a dogskin coat
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 6 May 2013 03:02 (ten years ago) link
i was thinking more netherlandish proverbs but yeah it could also be a scene from hell xps
― 1staethyr, Monday, 6 May 2013 03:06 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/Bsz7Dxi.jpg
― markers, Monday, 6 May 2013 05:26 (ten years ago) link
mmm sweet sweet heroine
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 6 May 2013 05:30 (ten years ago) link
wait why does that baby know about meth anyway.
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Monday, 6 May 2013 13:22 (ten years ago) link
How come when it's a monkey it's "rescuing", but when it's a chimpanzee it's "looting"?
― Vinnie, Monday, 6 May 2013 14:23 (ten years ago) link
god I hate that one so much
― frogbs, Monday, 6 May 2013 14:25 (ten years ago) link
like I think there are legitimate arguments against a mass gun crackdown but "it won't take every gun off the street" isn't one of them
― frogbs, Monday, 6 May 2013 14:27 (ten years ago) link
They're totally right, we should legalize heroin(e) and meth, and also murder and rape.
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Monday, 6 May 2013 15:08 (ten years ago) link
http://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/945297_10151618964262604_309059790_n.jpg
Appy-polly-loggies if this has been posted. This has to be in the running for biggest word vomit.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 6 May 2013 16:13 (ten years ago) link
haha today in a lecture I saw someone sitting in front of me like and share that one.
― My god. Pure ideology. (ey), Monday, 6 May 2013 16:15 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/943045_187924538026082_808150891_n.jpg
A quick google search reveals this clipse is really only going to be visible in the South Pacific.
― how's life, Monday, 6 May 2013 16:22 (ten years ago) link
How
in the world
have I not looked at this thread before?
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/547849_477393265643655_1013332815_n.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 6 May 2013 20:10 (ten years ago) link
Good question! I think I've just assumed you've been here all along. This is definitely your bailiwick.
― carl agatha, Monday, 6 May 2013 20:19 (ten years ago) link
lol that someone went through the trouble of making that sign
― ḉrut (crüt), Monday, 6 May 2013 20:21 (ten years ago) link
http://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/394088_362393160445794_892851085_n.jpg
And 50,000 drunk drivers made it home last night without causing a fatality, go on.
― pplains, Monday, 6 May 2013 20:22 (ten years ago) link
http://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/182170_451533414865101_427175615_n.jpg
You know what they say, if you sit down at the table and can't spot the crop, guess what.
― pplains, Monday, 6 May 2013 20:23 (ten years ago) link
http://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/205277_443678855650557_425667588_n.jpg
Whatever doesn't kill me then makes me stronger, amirite?
― pplains, Monday, 6 May 2013 20:24 (ten years ago) link
http://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/378254_466883299996779_1896047358_n.jpg
Not sure if meme was misunderstood or just being ironic...
― pplains, Monday, 6 May 2013 20:25 (ten years ago) link
http://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/544908_509340675751041_1726256936_n.jpg
If the government wants to skip over me, I'd have no complaints with being a sheep.
― pplains, Monday, 6 May 2013 20:27 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/552016_477577702260672_1586321052_n.jpg
And this, I have no fucking idea where we're going with this.
Except it kills me a little on the inside when they remember to color in the O's, but not other letters like e or a.
― pplains, Monday, 6 May 2013 20:28 (ten years ago) link
Excon Mobil <----- I see what he did there.
― pplains, Monday, 6 May 2013 20:29 (ten years ago) link
pplains, you must have some really horrible friends in your facebook feed.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 6 May 2013 20:29 (ten years ago) link
i think i know where they're going w/ that
― Mordy, Monday, 6 May 2013 20:29 (ten years ago) link
My neighborhood has a lot of "character."
― pplains, Monday, 6 May 2013 20:34 (ten years ago) link
Google and Google are in cahoots?!
― lazulum, Monday, 6 May 2013 20:36 (ten years ago) link
omfg City Group
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Monday, 6 May 2013 20:39 (ten years ago) link
google got a 2nd window after jobs died
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 6 May 2013 20:42 (ten years ago) link
http://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/p480x480/600818_464318236980690_606197104_n.jpg
http://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/p480x480/3556_605262469484623_32105042_n.jpg
Really starting to miss vampires.
― pplains, Monday, 6 May 2013 20:52 (ten years ago) link
zombies are passe but vampires are still worse
― Mordy, Monday, 6 May 2013 20:53 (ten years ago) link
I used to live the hell out of some zombie movies, boy. Gotta find a way to sell these fools The Blob or something.
― how's life, Monday, 6 May 2013 20:59 (ten years ago) link
Might pick up a romance series about that.
― pplains, Monday, 6 May 2013 21:02 (ten years ago) link
http://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/p480x480/945327_10151419559196733_2048269355_n.png
This poor dude on the right. It's a shame he never made the cover of Sports Illustrated.
― pplains, Monday, 6 May 2013 21:03 (ten years ago) link
http://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/p480x480/315433_10151573901906178_12565007_n.jpg
Love it when jpgs of Twitter posts make into my Facebook feed #justsaying
― pplains, Monday, 6 May 2013 21:04 (ten years ago) link
http://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/p480x480/285252_490672164321311_638436845_n.jpg
I hear Stephen convinced Graham to drop this line from the original song.
― pplains, Monday, 6 May 2013 21:05 (ten years ago) link
http://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/s720x720/935456_191723207645499_1977399392_n.jpg
Solution: Arm every Muslim. That should satisfy the NRA.
― pplains, Monday, 6 May 2013 21:07 (ten years ago) link
But wait.... Is that baloney?
who's this tebow guy, never heard of him
― mh, Monday, 6 May 2013 21:08 (ten years ago) link
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/p480x480/181448_422854137754413_599023451_n.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 6 May 2013 21:10 (ten years ago) link
Not often you see a German Shepherd scared shitless.
― pplains, Monday, 6 May 2013 21:11 (ten years ago) link
lolling at "I DIED"
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Monday, 6 May 2013 21:11 (ten years ago) link
"I got killed and the White House didn't even call me"
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Monday, 6 May 2013 21:13 (ten years ago) link
"I don't know, Michelle, it keeps going to his voicemail. Maybe you can try tweeting him?"
― pplains, Monday, 6 May 2013 21:13 (ten years ago) link
is this supposed to be the bilderberg hotel y/n
― a ridiculous clusterfuck of totally uncool jokers (elmo argonaut), Monday, 6 May 2013 21:34 (ten years ago) link
also wondering if those are supposed to be jew hats
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Monday, 6 May 2013 21:34 (ten years ago) link
hmmmm i wonder
― ḉrut (crüt), Monday, 6 May 2013 21:36 (ten years ago) link
Hmmmmmmm
― Mordy, Monday, 6 May 2013 21:38 (ten years ago) link
R those jewbeards?????
i think the picture is trying to imply that they are all steampunk hipsters.
― i have opinions about empire burlesque (Treeship), Monday, 6 May 2013 21:38 (ten years ago) link
I mean I want to think that it's 21 portraits of Weird Al in the "Amish Paradise" video, but
― ḉrut (crüt), Monday, 6 May 2013 21:39 (ten years ago) link
lol. yeah, that is obviously an anti-semitic illustration
― i have opinions about empire burlesque (Treeship), Monday, 6 May 2013 21:40 (ten years ago) link
luckily though, i don't think it is going to convince many people of anything
So those aren't cowboys then.
― pplains, Monday, 6 May 2013 21:45 (ten years ago) link
jewboys
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 6 May 2013 22:01 (ten years ago) link
I'm not sure if this is her, but a former coach for Team Glock was recently convicted of inappropriate sexual conduct with an underage Team Glock shooter named Tori Nonaka.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 6 May 2013 22:03 (ten years ago) link
her = underage shooter; coach was a dude
http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/1520188137/breaking-bad-heisenberg-drawing.jpg
― balls, Monday, 6 May 2013 22:08 (ten years ago) link
it's legal to shoot a gun under the age of 18? i figured there was some sort of age limit in place
― chilli, Monday, 6 May 2013 22:18 (ten years ago) link
It is mandatory to shoot guns under age 18, but you can make your own choices as an adult
― mh, Monday, 6 May 2013 22:23 (ten years ago) link
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, May 6, 2013 6:03 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
well isn't that just like rain on your wedding day
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Monday, 6 May 2013 22:26 (ten years ago) link
Having never heard of it before, I hope Team Glock = a ragtag bunch of misfits and rebel vigilantes, united together to fight crime
― sktsh, Monday, 6 May 2013 22:27 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/zkEqYQv.jpg
― markers, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 00:41 (ten years ago) link
Cool, he's agreed it will make us safer!
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 00:43 (ten years ago) link
FBI catches thousands of would-be (and perhaps wouldn't-be) criminals except for those two recently = YEAH THAT WILL MAKE US SAFER
899999 gun owners have never shot and killed 25 schoolchildren so YOU KNOW, SHIT HAPPENS IT'S FREEDOM.
― pplains, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 00:51 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/947258_455795657836656_1195809392_n.jpg
― ḉrut (crüt), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 04:36 (ten years ago) link
I approve of any macro featuring a picture of Drake looking ridiculous.
― emilys., Tuesday, 7 May 2013 04:56 (ten years ago) link
now your
a rapper
― sleepingbag, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 04:59 (ten years ago) link
(´ー`)
― sleepingbag, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 05:02 (ten years ago) link
smiley of 2013
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 05:34 (ten years ago) link
I've been trying to be a more positive person, but this photo sent me back to this thread:
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/524575_571885039499350_190803775_n.jpg
― South of Hamster (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 05:34 (ten years ago) link
Waking up is hard.But not as hard as math!
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 05:48 (ten years ago) link
Waking up and getting up has never been easy.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 13:00 (ten years ago) link
*makes honking noises*
― frogbs, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 13:04 (ten years ago) link
extend that to 10pm and im there, cut out the hugs, and i'm there
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 15:47 (ten years ago) link
Think of how many shitty jpgs there'll be when George Takei dies.
― pplains, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 16:01 (ten years ago) link
Maybe at they'll just get them all out of their system in one big final rush and then we'll be done with this.
― Moodles, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 16:02 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/225722_10200343613450366_2117192681_n.jpg
― Mordy, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 00:46 (ten years ago) link
Man, I want to use that to troll my teacher friends...
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 00:49 (ten years ago) link
yeah I'm pretty sure I would be immediately unfriended by half my fb friends lol
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 01:01 (ten years ago) link
yeah that one is funny trolling imo
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 01:57 (ten years ago) link
an example of non-user-submitted someecards actually being good. I really wish they never did the user-submitted thing.
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 01:58 (ten years ago) link
teachers got it made in the shade yall lol *stays up until midnight every sunday to finish grading, comes home feeling like an abject failure most days bc my 7th period class has horrible behavvior and is learning barely anything**gets up at 5 every day to do it all over again*have fun shitting on my profession tho good troll
― danielle steel in the hour of chaos (m bison), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 10:19 (ten years ago) link
u mad?
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 11:20 (ten years ago) link
lol "grading" as if putting "SUPER JOB" stickers on things was hard work
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 12:11 (ten years ago) link
why do i hate that troll thing that people keep doing on my ilx so much? why are they such a jerks?
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 12:15 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/579589_508077465896395_180324386_n.jpg
― a ridiculous clusterfuck of totally uncool jokers (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 13:29 (ten years ago) link
i appreciate the economy of these ones that hit multiple hate and ignorance buttons at once
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 13:34 (ten years ago) link
hey, they're just doing their part for a better dressed and more educated world
― a ridiculous clusterfuck of totally uncool jokers (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 13:36 (ten years ago) link
I'd rather click "share" to join the cause to encourage more young men to show they are available to be penetrated. CLICKIN' = DICKIN'
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 13:57 (ten years ago) link
http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/946860_562392517138973_1872020244_n.jpg
― Neil S, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 15:32 (ten years ago) link
who's the REAL musician eh Beiber?
― Neil S, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 15:33 (ten years ago) link
since ur back d00d always wanted to ask u about that iron cross
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 15:41 (ten years ago) link
Meme guy gets his way and at the next cool rock n roll show he goes to he is surrounded by former Beiber fans, because that is all he ever wanted.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 15:46 (ten years ago) link
Hendrix wants to form a band with Justin Beiber, sweet
― Koné 2013 (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 16:00 (ten years ago) link
Justy Beibrix
― P is for Poo Poo Doo Doo (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 16:45 (ten years ago) link
Scuse me while I kiss this guy
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 16:48 (ten years ago) link
"Hmm Beiber, Beiber, nope, don't know anyone by that name. I do know a Justin Bieber.""I'm looking for the one they call Beiber""Well sorry I can't help you"
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 16:49 (ten years ago) link
meanwhile, Gerhard Beiber of Esslingen slumped back in his chair, dejected; it would not be his day today
― far too much asshole flesh (DJP), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 16:53 (ten years ago) link
Wait, I thought Bieber lost all of his fans after that Zappa meme.
― lazulum, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 16:59 (ten years ago) link
i kind of want to make one of those with someone really wanky and technical like Allan Holdsworth
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 17:01 (ten years ago) link
"BIEBER I HAVE COME TO DESTROY YOU WITH MY AWESOME 5 AGAINST 4 GUITAR SYNTH LICKS"
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 17:02 (ten years ago) link
picture of Schoenberg going "I am looking for the one they call Hendrix"
― Koné 2013 (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 17:09 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/rZjAX5u.jpg
― Øystein, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 17:45 (ten years ago) link
(Uh, that's Carlo Gesualdo btw)
― Øystein, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 17:47 (ten years ago) link
haha!
― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 17:49 (ten years ago) link
lol endless one-upmanship
― Koné 2013 (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 17:55 (ten years ago) link
I'VE COME FOR THE ONE THEY CALL MOON-WATCHER
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111116211155/2001/images/4/41/A_itmes.jpg
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 18:42 (ten years ago) link
― danielle steel in the hour of chaos (m bison), Wednesday, May 8, 2013 6:19 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
m bise completely otm says this teacher who came to school with a fever today because her class only has the library reserved for a certain number of days and is staying until 5:30 to help kids make up the 9th grade English class they failed and then will be up until 9 catching up on grading. i'm not a martyr btw i'm probably the laziest teacher in the building.
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 18:47 (ten years ago) link
Stone-flute-wielding caveman "ME LOOK FOR ONE CALL PALESTRINA"
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 18:47 (ten years ago) link
― horseshoe, Wednesday, May 8, 2013 2:47 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
oh hai I am married to possibly the hardest-working person I have ever met and she's a teacher, was obviously just trolling
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 18:48 (ten years ago) link
i know but i lost what little humor i had this year
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 18:48 (ten years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 18:50 (ten years ago) link
fwiw, I also know some really lazy teachers. It's possible to be a teacher and do very little work in some schools, you just have to not have a soul
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 18:51 (ten years ago) link
i'm not excusing those teachers, but it's easy to judge when you've never done it. it's not a well-supported job. people burn out.
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 18:54 (ten years ago) link
im a lazy teacher, i give lessons in how to be lazy
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 18:55 (ten years ago) link
university of lyfe online diploma
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 18:57 (ten years ago) link
i only made it through the student-teaching phase and even that stressed me the fuck out. I have mad respect for my friends and fellow ilxors who teach for a living. That shit is REAL
lagoon can I audit yr class y/n need to beef up my lazing skillz
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 18:57 (ten years ago) link
sure w/e
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 18:58 (ten years ago) link
people burn out.this is why i think starting slow is a requirement for longevity that's my general philosophy in life though so ymmv
― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 18:59 (ten years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 19:00 (ten years ago) link
wait, if you audit a class on laziness haven't you already failed?
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 19:00 (ten years ago) link
can i take it pass/fail
― a ridiculous clusterfuck of totally uncool jokers (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 19:03 (ten years ago) link
"Professor Lagoon, I was wondering if there are any other books you'd recommend I read outside of class--""--You have learned nothing! Get out!"
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 19:05 (ten years ago) link
<3 when LL philosophizes
― mh, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 19:05 (ten years ago) link
i'm gonna knock one outmama says "knock one out"
― massaman gai, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 19:30 (ten years ago) link
I feel cheated for ending up with 'The Lazy Song' in my head instead, thx y'all.
today I don't feel like doin' ANything, doot doo deet tootoo doot
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 19:33 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/934638_542358285835882_786237997_n.jpg
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Thursday, 9 May 2013 07:27 (ten years ago) link
That's about Thatcher, right?
― Øystein, Thursday, 9 May 2013 08:13 (ten years ago) link
just unfriended
http://sphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/944586_10100738462008017_1305411016_n.jpg
― Neil S, Thursday, 9 May 2013 12:42 (ten years ago) link
http://www.jagsfitnessblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/kapow.jpg
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 9 May 2013 13:16 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/s480x480/254312_10151396113508090_2020429867_n.jpg
They used to use urine to tan animal skins, so families used to all pee in a pot & then once a day it was taken & Sold to the tannery.......if you had to do this to survive you were "Piss Poor" But worse than that were the really poor folk who couldn't even afford to buy a pot......they "didn't have a pot to piss in" & were the lowest of the low The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be. Here are some facts about the 1500s: Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May, and they still smelled pretty good by June.. However, since they were starting to smell . ...... . Brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting Married. Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children. Last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it.. Hence the saying, "Don't throw the baby out with the Bath water!" Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the cats and other small animals (mice, bugs) lived in the roof. When it rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof... Hence the saying "It's raining cats and dogs." There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house. This posed a real problem in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings could mess up your nice clean bed. Hence, a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over the top afforded some protection. That's how canopy beds came into existence. The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt. Hence the saying, "Dirt poor." The wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery in the winter when wet, so they spread thresh (straw) on floor to help keep their footing. As the winter wore on, they added more thresh until, when you opened the door, it would all start slipping outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entrance-way. Hence: a thresh hold. In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that always hung over the fire.. Every day they lit the fire and added things to the pot. They ate mostly vegetables and did not get much meat. They would eat the stew for dinner, leaving leftovers in the pot to get cold overnight and then start over the next day. Sometimes stew had food in it that had been there for quite a while. Hence the rhyme: Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days old. Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special. When visitors came over, they would hang up their bacon to show off. It was a sign of wealth that a man could, "bring home the bacon." They would cut off a little to share with guests and would all sit around and chew the fat. Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high acid content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning death. This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous. Bread was divided according to status. Workers got the burnt bottom of the loaf, the family got the middle, and guests got the top, or the upper crust. Lead cups were used to drink ale or whisky. The combination would Sometimes knock the imbibers out for a couple of days. Someone walking along the road would take them for dead and prepare them for burial.. They were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the family would gather around and eat and drink and wait and see if they would wake up. Hence the custom of holding a wake. England is old and small and the local folks started running out of places to bury people. So they would dig up coffins and would take the bones to a bone-house, and reuse the grave. When reopening these coffins, 1 out of 25 coffins were found to have scratch marks on the inside and they realized they had been burying people alive... So they would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it through the coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a bell. Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night (the graveyard shift.) to listen for the bell; thus, someone could be, saved by the bell or was considered a dead ringer. And that's the truth....Now, whoever said History was boring tyvm, Gear fan club
― how's life, Thursday, 9 May 2013 14:19 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/941731_250498431756303_492041723_n.jpg
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 9 May 2013 17:00 (ten years ago) link
I'm annoyed that the labels and caption are in English, but the earlier date is on the right instead of the left.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 9 May 2013 17:11 (ten years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 9 May 2013 17:11 (ten years ago) link
cause the loggers are trying to terrorize the rainforests into changing their political positions?
― Mordy , Thursday, 9 May 2013 17:42 (ten years ago) link
look how many trees are left; they could have cleared all of them out if it weren't for environmental activist terrorism, sometimes known as eco-terrorism.
― ḉrut (crüt), Thursday, 9 May 2013 17:47 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/944418_514644231928228_104271299_n.jpg
― a giant death ray seems a bit overkill (Viceroy), Thursday, 9 May 2013 17:55 (ten years ago) link
conspiracy against legibility
― j., Thursday, 9 May 2013 17:57 (ten years ago) link
illuminati bloodline
― a ridiculous clusterfuck of totally uncool jokers (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 9 May 2013 17:57 (ten years ago) link
it perfectly mirrors the thinking of the person who made it
― Aimless, Thursday, 9 May 2013 17:58 (ten years ago) link
needs more text
― Neil S, Thursday, 9 May 2013 17:59 (ten years ago) link
"Gee, Brain, what do you want to do tonight? The same thing we do every night, try to take over the world!" -Pinky ANd Brain Actual Irl Corrupt Illuminati Rodent Duo
― sleepingbag, Thursday, 9 May 2013 18:00 (ten years ago) link
why does david rockefeller suddenly refer to former pres bush in the middle of his quote?
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 9 May 2013 18:02 (ten years ago) link
THIS ISBRAZILIAN RAINFOREST
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 9 May 2013 18:05 (ten years ago) link
the debut albumECO TERRORISM
The high density of text reminds me of the part in the file Crumb where they flip through the comics his brother made that start out with lots of nice pictures that gradually get overtaken by more and more text until its just panels of text that then devolve into endless illegible scribbles.
― Moodles, Thursday, 9 May 2013 18:05 (ten years ago) link
the film Crumb
― Moodles, Thursday, 9 May 2013 18:06 (ten years ago) link
the fulcrum
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 9 May 2013 18:06 (ten years ago) link
it's a good example of how to not use an online meme generator
― a ridiculous clusterfuck of totally uncool jokers (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 9 May 2013 18:18 (ten years ago) link
i think my favorite thing about that CFR thing is that you can't actually see the building
― THIS IS NOT A BENGHAZI T-SHIRT (Hurting 2), Thursday, 9 May 2013 18:27 (ten years ago) link
Who's Sarah?
― carl agatha, Thursday, 9 May 2013 18:27 (ten years ago) link
he said, and smiled in his special way
― far too much asshole flesh (DJP), Thursday, 9 May 2013 18:34 (ten years ago) link
lol I was just singing that in my head
hi five djp
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 9 May 2013 18:51 (ten years ago) link
jenny 5 need input
― carl agatha, Thursday, 9 May 2013 18:54 (ten years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 9 May 2013 18:56 (ten years ago) link
we Bushes
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 9 May 2013 19:02 (ten years ago) link
memeber is one of my favorite typos
― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Thursday, 9 May 2013 19:52 (ten years ago) link
http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/56e/1b7/581/resized/justin-bieber-meme-generator-this-is-how-i-i-roll-5c8c78.jpg
justin memeber
― infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Thursday, 9 May 2013 20:25 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/482576_447115878709795_1824519292_n.jpg
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Thursday, 9 May 2013 21:27 (ten years ago) link
This is how I eye roll
― Moodles, Thursday, 9 May 2013 21:35 (ten years ago) link
so fb is going to spend 5 years reintroducing us to the quotes that were shared by our mums when they learned how to email
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 9 May 2013 22:12 (ten years ago) link
this essay is currently spreading between my american family members. really doubt it's cosby's work but don't want to say anything:
Bill Cosby “I’m 83 and Tired”I’ve worked hard since I was 17. Except for when I was doing my National Service, I put in 50-hour weeks, and didn’t call in sick in nearly 40 years. I made a reasonable salary, but I didn’t inherit my job or my income, and I worked to get where I am. Given the economy, it looks as though retirement was a bad idea, and I’m tired. Very tired.I’m tired of being told that I have to “spread the wealth” to people who don’t have my work ethic. I’m tired of being told the government will take the money I earned, by force if necessary, and give it to people too lazy to earn it.I’m tired of being told that Islam is a “Religion of Peace,” when every day I can read dozens of stories of Muslim men killing their sisters, wives and daughters for their family “honor”; of Muslims rioting over some slight offense; Muslims murdering Christian and Jews because they aren’t “believers”; Muslims burning schools for girls; Muslims stoning teenage rape victims to death for “adultery”; Muslims mutilating the genitals of little girls; all in the name of Allah, because the Qur’an and Shari’a law tells them to.I’m tired of being told that out of “tolerance for other cultures” we must let Saudi Arabia and other Arab countries use our oil money to fund mosques and Madrasa Islamic schools to preach hate in Australia , New Zealand , UK, America and Canada , while no one from these countries are allowed to fund a church, synagogue or religious school in Saudi Arabia or any other Arab country to teach love and tolerance..I’m tired of being told I must lower my living standard to fight global warming, which no one is allowed to debate.I’m tired of being told that drug addicts have a disease, and I must help support and treat them, and pay for the damage they do. Did a giant germ rush out of a dark alley, grab them, and stuff white powder up their noses or stick a needle in their arm while they tried to fight it off?I’m tired of hearing wealthy athletes, entertainers and politicians of all parties talking about innocent mistakes, stupid mistakes or youthful mistakes, when we all know they think their only mistake was getting caught. I’m tired of people with a sense of entitlement, rich or poor.I’m really tired of people who don’t take responsibility for their lives and actions. I’m tired of hearing them blame the government, or discrimination or big-whatever for their problems.I’m also tired and fed up with seeing young men and women in their teens and early 20′s be-deck themselves in tattoos and face studs, thereby making themselves unemployable and claiming money from the Government.Yes, I’m damn tired. But I’m also glad to be 83.. Because, mostly, I’m not going to have to see the world these people are making. I’m just sorry for my granddaughter and their children. Thank God I’m on the way out and not on the way in. There is no way this will be widely publicized, unless each of us sends it on! This is your chance to make a difference.“I’m 83 and I’m tired. If you don’t agree you are part of the problem!
― chilli, Thursday, 9 May 2013 22:52 (ten years ago) link
I think I've referenced it here before, it's straight up bullshit
― mh, Thursday, 9 May 2013 22:56 (ten years ago) link
once things start spreading around this thread three or more times, something something abyss staring back w/e
― infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Thursday, 9 May 2013 22:57 (ten years ago) link
it reminds me of the "piss poor" thing as something that would be part of a chain email two years ago. imagine if facebook had been around in 2001, it would be flooded with posts about wingdings predicting 9/11
― chilli, Thursday, 9 May 2013 23:02 (ten years ago) link
oh my god. you just wrote dan brown's next book
― infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Thursday, 9 May 2013 23:09 (ten years ago) link
I’m also tired and fed up with seeing young men and women in their teens and early 20′s be-deck themselves in tattoos and face studs, thereby making themselves unemployable and claiming money from the Government.
Damn, I must have missed out on that tats-for-dollars program!
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 9 May 2013 23:10 (ten years ago) link
getting FED up with one FB friend in particular -- recently turned vegan, and now his entire feed is macros about animal cruelty/veganism/obesity
just want to fill his timeline with 70's recipe cards of aspics, hot dog terrines and grey meat
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 9 May 2013 23:15 (ten years ago) link
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-112942/Plants-talk-say-scientists.html
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 9 May 2013 23:23 (ten years ago) link
Bill Cosby states on his website ...I don’t subscribe to the ugly views expressed in the email...
― y no sushi? (doo dah), Thursday, 9 May 2013 23:24 (ten years ago) link
Cosby doesn't know how to use commas, however:http://temple-news.com/files/2008/04/come-on-people-bill-cosby.jpg
― ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Friday, 10 May 2013 00:52 (ten years ago) link
ew
― THIS IS NOT A BENGHAZI T-SHIRT (Hurting 2), Friday, 10 May 2013 00:54 (ten years ago) link
At an irritating how-to-use-social-media-to-promote-your-NGO thing I had to go to recently, the social media whiz presenter had this on their Facebook page as they were showing us stuff.
http://img.pandawhale.com/post-7371-Once-you-make-a-decision-the-u-IunD.jpeg
I enjoyed the fact that they could not find the bits of the website they were trying to show us.
― ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Friday, 10 May 2013 00:55 (ten years ago) link
Did the dad from Calvin & Hobbes write that 1500 piss poor stuff or what.
― pplains, Friday, 10 May 2013 01:22 (ten years ago) link
Once you make a decision, the universe Illuminati conspires to make it sure it doesn't happen
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 10 May 2013 09:21 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/935098_538504252857732_487476886_n.jpg
That is the most unnatural head in hands pose I've ever seen. It looks like a prop arm they just moved into place until it was touching his face.
― beach situations (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 10 May 2013 15:27 (ten years ago) link
He's doing the vulcan mind meld on himself.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 10 May 2013 15:33 (ten years ago) link
I'm sure Jodorowski has said lots of more interesting things.
― mh, Friday, 10 May 2013 15:34 (ten years ago) link
he looks like he's demonstrating the Borg facial apparatus with his hand
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 10 May 2013 16:26 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/253268_575649329134678_170479879_n.jpg
― infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Friday, 10 May 2013 21:08 (ten years ago) link
Ew.
― carl agatha, Saturday, 11 May 2013 00:27 (ten years ago) link
A young Mad Magazine fan learns the f-bomb.
― Aimless, Saturday, 11 May 2013 00:29 (ten years ago) link
wait does this make sense to other people, i have no idea what's going on there
― infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Saturday, 11 May 2013 00:30 (ten years ago) link
It's the Stay Puft marshmallow man from Ghostbusters getting revenge on behalf of all marshmallows by toasting humans over a fire.
― carl agatha, Saturday, 11 May 2013 00:31 (ten years ago) link
OOOOOH i thought staypuft was like shooting a weird brown laser from his hand and that person was flying for some reason
― infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Saturday, 11 May 2013 00:34 (ten years ago) link
yeah me too i was confused
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 11 May 2013 00:34 (ten years ago) link
Well-established American campfire ritual:
http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/sumos/sumos0609/sumos060900009/573844-marshmallow-on-a-stick-being-roasted-over-a-camping-fire.jpg
― Aimless, Saturday, 11 May 2013 00:45 (ten years ago) link
nah I understand the concept it was just imo poorly executed
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 11 May 2013 00:49 (ten years ago) link
― the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Saturday, 11 May 2013 00:52 (ten years ago) link
― infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Saturday, 11 May 2013 01:15 (ten years ago) link
I call fake Tuomas on all of you
― Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Saturday, 11 May 2013 01:16 (ten years ago) link
DId not know marshmallows on an open fire was an American thing. Thought it was in the Bible somewhere.
― pplains, Saturday, 11 May 2013 01:17 (ten years ago) link
brown laser
― lag∞n, Saturday, 11 May 2013 01:18 (ten years ago) link
plz look at original img and tell me that MSPaint thin brown line actually looks like a stick or that it looks like the marshmallow man is actually holding the stick or that the marshmallow man and the burning human connected to the brown line are actually a close visual plane as the house why am i defending myself I'M AN AMERICAN DAMMIT
― infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Saturday, 11 May 2013 01:22 (ten years ago) link
feel u, boo
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 11 May 2013 01:26 (ten years ago) link
^^ memeblind
― Aimless, Saturday, 11 May 2013 01:30 (ten years ago) link
i wanna find whoever made it and tell them "there are people on the internet who think you did a really coherent job with the MSPaint and are willing to defend you and might possibly love you"
― infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Saturday, 11 May 2013 01:38 (ten years ago) link
, fuckers!
― lag∞n, Saturday, 11 May 2013 01:40 (ten years ago) link
He is a marshmallow man from a really really famous movie. Your universe of possible interpretations is pretty proscribed right from the get go.
― Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Saturday, 11 May 2013 01:41 (ten years ago) link
what's the movie got to do with it, that doesn't add context or make that brown line look any more like a stick or make it not look like the marshmallow man is like half a mile behind the house
really it makes it worse, i remember how tall the marshmallow man was in ghostbusters and he was not as short as this wunderkind meme-painter would like us to believe
― infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Saturday, 11 May 2013 01:46 (ten years ago) link
i thought the man on fire flying through the air was a separate meme that was being referenced that I did not get
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 11 May 2013 01:52 (ten years ago) link
lol @ everyone misunderstanding that, actual lol
― we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Saturday, 11 May 2013 01:56 (ten years ago) link
http://www.fireengineering.com/content/dam/fe/print-articles/2013/02/steed3-1302fe.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 11 May 2013 01:59 (ten years ago) link
http://media.zenfs.com/153/2011/07/27/Brain-Chair-Illusion_085558.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 11 May 2013 02:00 (ten years ago) link
that woman is so small!
― infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Saturday, 11 May 2013 02:02 (ten years ago) link
we're all Tuomases sometimes, it's just beautiful when more than one appears in the same place.
― ohmigud (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 11 May 2013 02:05 (ten years ago) link
at least i know i'm free
― infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Saturday, 11 May 2013 02:07 (ten years ago) link
A confusion of Tuomases.
― Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Saturday, 11 May 2013 02:10 (ten years ago) link
I approve this message.
― scintilla (seandalai), Saturday, 11 May 2013 02:15 (ten years ago) link
facebook macros thats where I'm a viking etc
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 11 May 2013 02:31 (ten years ago) link
Brown laser is laser that makes you poop when some asshole shines it in your face during his PowerPoint presentation
― P is for Poo Poo Doo Doo (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 11 May 2013 04:35 (ten years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lviot77CUh1qzxhjjo1_500.gif
― discreet, Saturday, 11 May 2013 06:49 (ten years ago) link
"1. brown laser the runs, the hershey squirts, the squits, the trots, the craps, Montezuma's revenge, blowing mud, pissing from the butt.
i.e. diarrheaAn hour after I ate Bob's chili I was blasting the porcelain throne with my brown laser."
― DavidM, Saturday, 11 May 2013 13:17 (ten years ago) link
plz look at original img and tell me that MSPaint thin brown line actually looks like a stick or that it looks like the marshmallow man is actually holding the stick
That MSPaint thin brown line actually looks like a stick and it looks like the marshmallow man is actually holding the stick. I mean, more than it looks like Mr Stay-Puft's famous brown laser.
― DavidM, Saturday, 11 May 2013 13:19 (ten years ago) link
http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7419/8728101551_2275e48c29.jpg
― Bnad, Saturday, 11 May 2013 16:07 (ten years ago) link
the mother's vague regret! must this really be the way of things? she supposes it is for the best.
― the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Saturday, 11 May 2013 16:26 (ten years ago) link
Mothboy must at least be given the chance to have a normal childhood
― 乒乓, Saturday, 11 May 2013 16:46 (ten years ago) link
As far as I can see, the USA indoctrinates kids to harbor grandiose dreams of fame and fortune in imaginary artistic careers and generally overinflates their sense of their own talent.
― Aimless, Saturday, 11 May 2013 17:14 (ten years ago) link
Aimless OTM. This leads later to at best, a jaded distrust in all hopes and dreams, or at worst - crippling depression and inability to cope within society.
― a giant death ray seems a bit overkill (Viceroy), Saturday, 11 May 2013 17:54 (ten years ago) link
Keep clipping those wings, 50s parents, you had the right idea after all...
the scissors tho u r not holding them at the correct angle
― lag∞n, Saturday, 11 May 2013 18:01 (ten years ago) link
youll maybe clip off a tiny bit of wing that way
http://antredugreil.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/angel.jpg
― Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Saturday, 11 May 2013 18:06 (ten years ago) link
dad's murderous look indicates he might be holding the scissors so as to cut off boy's head and not wings
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 11 May 2013 18:13 (ten years ago) link
i think it's good to encourage kids' creativity. no sense adapting our personalities to capitalism even if we do need to adapt our careers that way.
― Treeship, Saturday, 11 May 2013 18:15 (ten years ago) link
i agree basically - if there's a problem - i don't think there's really a problem - it's about encouraging aspirations which are attuned to the sickest fantasies of capitalist society rather than encouraging fantasy in itself - fuck dealing with the hegemonic version of reality
― Koné 2013 (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 11 May 2013 18:17 (ten years ago) link
Don't look so sad, kid. Those wings were useless except as decoration anyway. And it would be hell to find clothes that fit you.
― Aimless, Saturday, 11 May 2013 18:17 (ten years ago) link
having wings like that would just encourage destructive fantasies of masked vigilantism.
― Treeship, Saturday, 11 May 2013 18:19 (ten years ago) link
but he could FLY TO SCHOOL that would be rad
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 11 May 2013 18:23 (ten years ago) link
His body would have to shrink considerably if those sized wings were ever going to get him so much as an inch off the ground.
― Aimless, Saturday, 11 May 2013 18:35 (ten years ago) link
i wonder if he would get more or less OK Cupid messages as an adult with those wings
― Treeship, Saturday, 11 May 2013 18:35 (ten years ago) link
You should NOT message me if...your wingspan is less than 6'0''. Sorry guys... nothing personal but I just do not go for chickadees. Bonus points if you have tailfeathers too...or can shake it like you got em ;)
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 11 May 2013 21:03 (ten years ago) link
That one friend with the high-school bad-girl regret macros occasionally posts things like this:
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/947292_364687916964646_772715982_n.jpg
― karl lagerlout (suzy), Saturday, 11 May 2013 21:24 (ten years ago) link
http://media-cache-ec4.pinimg.com/550x/ac/f3/81/acf381335b3e2a04953ebb719a11fbe6.jpg
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 11 May 2013 22:38 (ten years ago) link
steve's looking pretty good these days
― we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Saturday, 11 May 2013 22:51 (ten years ago) link
decided to be unapologetically himself, i heard
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 11 May 2013 22:56 (ten years ago) link
“How would your life be different if…You stopped making negative judgmental assumptions about people you encounter? Let today be the day…You look for the good in everyone you meet and respect their journey.” ― Steve Maraboli, Life, the Truth, and Being Free
Yeah quit being judgmental and respect Steve's journey.
― Elvis was a hero to most but he never her (ledge), Saturday, 11 May 2013 22:59 (ten years ago) link
Breakin down the beauty myth one macro at a time
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 11 May 2013 23:02 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/945959_528798320513694_1400914811_n.jpg
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Sunday, 12 May 2013 02:44 (ten years ago) link
http://www.britney.com/uk/forum/empowered-woman
― there is no special cathexis with mini fried donuts (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 12 May 2013 02:53 (ten years ago) link
...and airbrushed like crazy
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 12 May 2013 03:11 (ten years ago) link
steve maraboli and marc loi should totally hang out.
― i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Sunday, 12 May 2013 03:23 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/902_10152463279130327_502210884_n.jpg
― clouds, Sunday, 12 May 2013 13:51 (ten years ago) link
A damning indictment of the mysterious, unnamed man at bottom.
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 12 May 2013 14:00 (ten years ago) link
― human after y'all (Treeship), Sunday, 12 May 2013 14:20 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/hqttppr.jpg
― 乒乓, Sunday, 12 May 2013 14:44 (ten years ago) link
''Hoom, hoom,'' added Treebeard.
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 12 May 2013 15:28 (ten years ago) link
The day they took that photo, John Lennon had been tripping on pure grade LSD for 300 days in a row. In that photo he just noticed a giant purple paramecium floating through the wall.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 12 May 2013 15:38 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/181655_534609719935267_2064052637_n.jpg
― ḉrut (crüt), Monday, 13 May 2013 04:48 (ten years ago) link
yeah but which bee?
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Monday, 13 May 2013 04:50 (ten years ago) link
the bee that rests upon a leaf in the cosmos, staring down at tiny earth
― ḉrut (crüt), Monday, 13 May 2013 04:51 (ten years ago) link
which man then
― pplains, Monday, 13 May 2013 04:52 (ten years ago) link
I must bee strong, and carry on
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Monday, 13 May 2013 04:53 (ten years ago) link
maybe the man is Albert Einstein?
― ḉrut (crüt), Monday, 13 May 2013 04:53 (ten years ago) link
Albert Einstein was a bit out of his area of expertise there.
― Aimless, Monday, 13 May 2013 04:58 (ten years ago) link
if e=m (b x b), then yeah, we're all dead.
― pplains, Monday, 13 May 2013 05:04 (ten years ago) link
bee-lack holes?
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Monday, 13 May 2013 05:04 (ten years ago) link
Also wish I knew how to make a superscript 2.
― pplains, Monday, 13 May 2013 05:05 (ten years ago) link
I'm trolling (in the fishing sense) through this guy's page. He's an old guy up on the ridge who puts up at least one macro a day.
They all look like this:
http://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/p480x480/934896_267215146758515_1687430221_n.jpg
It took me a second to figure out what was going on. On my first computer, when I'd make photo edits within whatever was Mac Paint, they'd have those letterboxes at the top too. But this guy, this guy, he's taking a screenshot of his iPhone and then posting that to his page.
Oldies. They're funny, aren't they? Check out some more of his humor.
http://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/p480x480/249040_263972370416126_224459881_n.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 13 May 2013 05:15 (ten years ago) link
and don't forget to laughloudtoday.
― pplains, Monday, 13 May 2013 05:16 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/s720x720/972278_387892791315046_40723600_n.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 13 May 2013 05:19 (ten years ago) link
"Hey, Pleasant Plains. I think that's enough racist Faceb – SHUT UP I'M STILL TALKING.
― pplains, Monday, 13 May 2013 05:20 (ten years ago) link
I'm trolling (in the fishing sense)
trawling?
― great wallogina (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 13 May 2013 05:28 (ten years ago) link
fwiw i'm impressed that this old guy knows how to take screenshots on his phone
― great wallogina (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 13 May 2013 05:29 (ten years ago) link
*trouting
― infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Monday, 13 May 2013 05:38 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/gOl15.jpg
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, 13 May 2013 05:45 (ten years ago) link
dave matthews: name your reasons they are so damned and excommunicated
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, 13 May 2013 05:47 (ten years ago) link
http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/e/e5/TheBee.PNG
"I'm the Bee. Like, from Nature?"
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 13 May 2013 05:59 (ten years ago) link
that "shut up i'm still talking" group seems like a real gold mine of awful. Most of them are about God... I wonder if the idea is that He is the one who's still talking. Which gets kind of goofy really:
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/p480x480/945564_387987747972217_981250848_n.jpg
No matter how big or small your problem is ...I'll be there! SHUT UP I'M STILL TALKING
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 13 May 2013 06:01 (ten years ago) link
the watermark has the effect of the site seeming like an ineffectual bit of background noise
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, 13 May 2013 06:04 (ten years ago) link
http://www.dialbforblog.com/archives/197/beeman_p5.gif
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 13 May 2013 09:38 (ten years ago) link
Kind of surprising really that a trolling motor hasn't become some sort of meme about people who disrupt threads.
http://www.endlessmtnstores.com/EMS_Images/MinnKota/25413.gif
― pplains, Monday, 13 May 2013 13:56 (ten years ago) link
aw, good times
― tweeship journey to 77 (mh), Monday, 13 May 2013 14:28 (ten years ago) link
http://sphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/248084_598685823476389_1219488347_n.jpg
― Neil S, Tuesday, 14 May 2013 15:23 (ten years ago) link
Next Eddie Murphy movie: if Eddie talks to anyone, his body is enveloped by flowers and he dies of starvation
― P is for Poo Poo Doo Doo (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 14 May 2013 15:42 (ten years ago) link
Raise your words,not your voice.It is oats thathorses eat,not music.- Marley
- Marley
― pplains, Tuesday, 14 May 2013 15:53 (ten years ago) link
So raise your glass ifyou are wrongin all the right ways
― infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Tuesday, 14 May 2013 17:51 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/AYN81Eq.png
― Je55e, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 04:30 (ten years ago) link
did they throw any mortar?
― Aimless, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 04:32 (ten years ago) link
frosting, dude
― j., Wednesday, 15 May 2013 04:35 (ten years ago) link
Is "bricks" a new slang for "fonts"?
― pplains, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 05:07 (ten years ago) link
A SuccessfulwomanIs onebuildwho cana firm foundationwith theothersBrickshave THROWN at her
― umair coque (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 05:10 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/941614_553116821407334_131631404_n.jpg
― pplains, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 23:33 (ten years ago) link
"I DON'T MIND PERFORATED CARDBOARD"
― pplains, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 23:34 (ten years ago) link
who gives a rat's ass if they pray. god forbid the program is just stupid. anyway i don't watch the beard channel
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 23:39 (ten years ago) link
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 23:54 (ten years ago) link
beard channel
Note: I would watch the beard channel, but not if there's a bunch of praying on it.
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 23:55 (ten years ago) link
Is there anything more stupefying than watching a bunch of people pray on television?
― Aimless, Thursday, 16 May 2013 00:27 (ten years ago) link
Watching people fish? (Bassmasters, etc)
― nickn, Thursday, 16 May 2013 00:32 (ten years ago) link
Just so everybody knows, "SHTF" seems to be the new survivalist/prepper code-word of the week? Stands for Shit Hits The Fan. Don't know who's who anymore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBQLGq8L2cY
― how's life, Thursday, 16 May 2013 00:37 (ten years ago) link
fishing shows are awesome
golf sux
― tweeship journey to 77 (mh), Thursday, 16 May 2013 00:38 (ten years ago) link
wtshtf was very popular among y2k alarmists, so it is a good 15 years old by now. so was teotwawki (the end of the world as we know it). so was "drinking dog piss from a rusty hubcap" (no abbreviation for this one).
― Aimless, Thursday, 16 May 2013 00:40 (ten years ago) link
Aimless, do you have an intimate relationship to the prepper movement?
― Mordy , Thursday, 16 May 2013 00:41 (ten years ago) link
lol. I'm just now noticing this. It has a fairly broad overlap with organic gardeners and such.
― how's life, Thursday, 16 May 2013 00:44 (ten years ago) link
also used p commonly among upside-down projectile poop competitors
― shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat (zachlyon), Thursday, 16 May 2013 00:49 (ten years ago) link
Obviously never watched Fishing With John.
― Moodles, Thursday, 16 May 2013 00:52 (ten years ago) link
hahahhaahahha 'the beard channel'
― umair coque (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 16 May 2013 00:55 (ten years ago) link
For a short time I was known to contribute to Timebomb 2000 on Greenspun, but as a moderate. The loonies there were pretty rabid on both sides. Tiresomely so. Ask a Drunk was more congenial. I've skirted around the edges of the prepper movement since, but mainly while gathering info for earthquake preparations.
Oregon is due for a subduction zone earthquake in the range of 9.0 on the Juan de Fuca plate just offshore from us. The periodicity averages 300 years and the last one was in April, 1700 (as recorded in Japanese records, where the tsunami arrived not so many hours afterwards). It could happen two minutes from now, or 50 years from now.
― Aimless, Thursday, 16 May 2013 00:58 (ten years ago) link
I was so excited for the Doomsday Preppers show and I watched like 5 eps and I was done. It was kinda stupid and not as informational as I wanted (yeah, I know 'duh' but hey).
There's a bit of prepper in me though. Well. To qualify: I love listmaking, I love well-stocked pantries AND the possibility of having an EMERGENCY PANTRY...I love the idea of using hand-crank radios and solar torches and having a bowie knife and not having to fly into a panic if something happened. Being prepared feels like it's kinda my JAM. but those hardcore prepper people get real weird real quickand preparing as though you WANT the world to end is not my jam at all.
Aimless, we should arrange a meeting point for the Big One :)
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 16 May 2013 01:03 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqLbQp4xZVs
― pplains, Thursday, 16 May 2013 01:03 (ten years ago) link
looll okay maybe I need to watch bassmaster
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 16 May 2013 01:05 (ten years ago) link
or maybe I just love bloopers
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 16 May 2013 01:07 (ten years ago) link
omg that never gets old
― shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat (zachlyon), Thursday, 16 May 2013 01:10 (ten years ago) link
irl lolz at falling in the water w the battery
― lag∞n, Thursday, 16 May 2013 01:14 (ten years ago) link
omg the boat on the fallen log looooooool
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 16 May 2013 01:14 (ten years ago) link
non stop lols
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 16 May 2013 01:29 (ten years ago) link
he's so dang likable when he's screwing up
― andrew m., Thursday, 16 May 2013 01:34 (ten years ago) link
ok that convinced me never to go fishing because of the imminent risk of falling into water.
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Thursday, 16 May 2013 03:22 (ten years ago) link
I'm going to watch this ASAP, but really, falling into lake water is not traumatic, sterling
― tweeship journey to 77 (mh), Thursday, 16 May 2013 03:35 (ten years ago) link
There's an eight-minute version of that video, but it's got hillbilly music dubbed loudly on it.
― pplains, Thursday, 16 May 2013 03:50 (ten years ago) link
that swan is so hard
― the display names will fall like rain (Matt P), Thursday, 16 May 2013 03:57 (ten years ago) link
I've been chased by swans and geese before - as soon as I saw it's head down like that I was practically shouting RUUUUUUUUUUN
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 16 May 2013 04:28 (ten years ago) link
fuck you apostrophe
aw
― mookieproof, Thursday, 16 May 2013 04:37 (ten years ago) link
i was chased by pelicans once
fuck that shit
― umair coque (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 16 May 2013 04:38 (ten years ago) link
also emus, which are savage bastards
emus are bastards! cassowaries too
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 16 May 2013 04:40 (ten years ago) link
fuck a cassowary
― umair coque (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 16 May 2013 04:42 (ten years ago) link
emu pecked at my crotch once
― shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat (zachlyon), Thursday, 16 May 2013 04:44 (ten years ago) link
'er indoors was once charged by an elephant that frightened itself so much that it stopped charging
― umair coque (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 16 May 2013 04:44 (ten years ago) link
free elephant
― peel hat-trick narrows (electricsound), Thursday, 16 May 2013 04:47 (ten years ago) link
terrible joke
dying irl tbh
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 16 May 2013 04:54 (ten years ago) link
oh god i only just got it
― umair coque (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 16 May 2013 05:46 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/264471_651660728193922_744516448_n.jpg
my son has got into this
― the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 16 May 2013 16:10 (ten years ago) link
NV Jr. OTM
― carl agatha, Thursday, 16 May 2013 16:39 (ten years ago) link
favorite Prepper phrase is WROL - without rule of law; basically carte blanche to hole up in your shelter and shoot anyone who comes near
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 16 May 2013 16:41 (ten years ago) link
gf and I went to a prepper convention here for lols, found out that freeze-dried fruit (and corn! just freeze-dried corn kernels) is basically the greatest movie snack ever
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 16 May 2013 16:42 (ten years ago) link
"for lols"
― tweeship journey to 51 (mh), Thursday, 16 May 2013 16:45 (ten years ago) link
my students put those dubious quotes (e.g. the ones where everything ever said about womanhood is attributed to marilyn monroe) in their papers/speeches all the time, and I have to remind them about due diligence
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Thursday, 16 May 2013 16:47 (ten years ago) link
A while ago I had to look up the full quote for "All men dream, but not equally" from TE Lawrence (aka Lawrence of Arabia), so I googled the first line & was confused to find the quote written out as a poem attributed to *DH Lawrence* on a bunch of sites.
wtf, internet
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 16 May 2013 17:13 (ten years ago) link
WTF!?! Don't these people even know the difference between a tight end and a designated hitter?
― Aimless, Thursday, 16 May 2013 17:18 (ten years ago) link
feel like there's a gay joke to be made there
― resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Thursday, 16 May 2013 18:29 (ten years ago) link
may have been posted already but this thread is almost 9000 posts long and loading it with all the images takes forever so dealwithit.jpg
http://25.media.tumblr.com/8bd807033be7887e1d08fb29763ea3b6/tumblr_mmr1tg53J21qzgnzho1_1280.jpg
― Oral Sex in Sharp’s Ridge Park (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:30 (ten years ago) link
lol devry
― a ridiculous clusterfuck of totally uncool jokers (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:31 (ten years ago) link
Should I be embarrassed for laughing so hard at that? I can't even tell anymore.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:31 (ten years ago) link
whole thing just kills me tbh
― Oral Sex in Sharp’s Ridge Park (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:33 (ten years ago) link
barbecued his dick for an hour loooooooolomg
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:33 (ten years ago) link
images with text done right
― tweeship journey to 51 (mh), Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:40 (ten years ago) link
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:54 (ten years ago) link
Knew Dracula LOL
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:55 (ten years ago) link
ilx should do an ornaldo bloomps one and see if it takes off
― umair coque (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 16 May 2013 21:41 (ten years ago) link
here you go
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y109/fez_/bloomps.jpg
― AMERICA IS ABOUT RESSLING (DJP), Thursday, 16 May 2013 21:44 (ten years ago) link
here's one I did last year.
http://i612.photobucket.com/albums/tt203/pplains/ripneil.jpg
― pplains, Thursday, 16 May 2013 21:55 (ten years ago) link
that einstein shit just killed me
― polyphonic, Thursday, 16 May 2013 21:57 (ten years ago) link
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/--oz2wdoAbf4/T1YpCt5KDwI/AAAAAAAADl4/q0DdNrWOS-0/s800/IMG_1532.JPG
― there is no special cathexis with mini fried donuts (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 17 May 2013 00:15 (ten years ago) link
I is?
― tweeship journey to 51 (mh), Friday, 17 May 2013 00:16 (ten years ago) link
You is going upstairs.
― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Friday, 17 May 2013 00:16 (ten years ago) link
that movie was so awful
― balls, Friday, 17 May 2013 00:17 (ten years ago) link
when i first saw that neal arm strong one i lost my shit for at least 14 minutes
― umair coque (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 17 May 2013 01:12 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/486745_575298632500507_1498434166_n.png
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 May 2013 02:15 (ten years ago) link
oh. and it's from the I Speak Female facebook page.
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 May 2013 02:16 (ten years ago) link
worse than my coworkers going on about antioxidants all the time
― tweeship journey to 51 (mh), Friday, 17 May 2013 02:17 (ten years ago) link
in the future doctors will just smush banana all over your cancer
― shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat (zachlyon), Friday, 17 May 2013 02:18 (ten years ago) link
mashed banana mashed banana, mashed banana mashed banana
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 May 2013 02:19 (ten years ago) link
The Velvet Underground and Cancer
― Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Friday, 17 May 2013 02:20 (ten years ago) link
overripe bananas are higher gi iirc
enjoy your cancer-free diabetes, facebook users
― umair coque (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 17 May 2013 02:21 (ten years ago) link
i like the concluding sentence.
― we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Friday, 17 May 2013 02:30 (ten years ago) link
(not the one at the bottom)
yellow skin banana with dark spots on it is playing at my house my house
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 May 2013 02:33 (ten years ago) link
you don't understand, 'yellow skin banana with dark spots on it' is the name of
― umair coque (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 17 May 2013 02:46 (ten years ago) link
I just smoke overripe banana peels
― tweeship journey to 51 (mh), Friday, 17 May 2013 02:46 (ten years ago) link
OTOH you don't really need an excuse to eat bananas, do you?
in fact, i'm going to eat one right now
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Friday, 17 May 2013 02:54 (ten years ago) link
fascist
― umair coque (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 17 May 2013 02:54 (ten years ago) link
heh, one of my close friends is sooo allergic
poor guy accidentally drank part of a smoothie with banana in it and vomited so hard he blew out a vein in his eye
― tweeship journey to 51 (mh), Friday, 17 May 2013 03:01 (ten years ago) link
holy fuks
― we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Friday, 17 May 2013 03:43 (ten years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/d59ffa9256b9b0ff05f0da628152455d/tumblr_mmxd4hCAt41qzb8z0o1_500.png
― shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat (zachlyon), Friday, 17 May 2013 04:14 (ten years ago) link
thanking u zachlyon. I will share this with him tomorrow.
― tweeship journey to 51 (mh), Friday, 17 May 2013 04:20 (ten years ago) link
the best part was when he had this red blotch on his eyeball and was asking me, "hmm, do these heal, or do I just have a red blotch now?" all casual. poor guy had a baby at home, I don't think he'd have been phased either wat
― tweeship journey to 51 (mh), Friday, 17 May 2013 04:21 (ten years ago) link
*way
chicks dig red eyeball blotches
― shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat (zachlyon), Friday, 17 May 2013 04:23 (ten years ago) link
this thread is way better when drinking
alfreb einstime
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Friday, 17 May 2013 04:54 (ten years ago) link
blowing eyeball veins is a surprisngly common side-effect of sex, due to sudden increase in blood pressure
― ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Friday, 17 May 2013 05:57 (ten years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, May 16, 2013 10:19 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
hearing this to the tune of "Black & Yellow"
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 17 May 2013 08:53 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/943778_10151388158865124_1479345361_n.jpg
― Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Friday, 17 May 2013 14:48 (ten years ago) link
Clearly a defensive play by a recently jilted inadequate lover.
― carl agatha, Friday, 17 May 2013 14:55 (ten years ago) link
I thought that @ was a © for a second.
― pplains, Friday, 17 May 2013 16:38 (ten years ago) link
Teddii Cabreja clearly doesn't know that Dr. Joyce Brothers told Conan O'Brien that women simply do not care if that nigga got a lil dick.
― Aimless, Friday, 17 May 2013 18:34 (ten years ago) link
Dope Boy at getting laid, getting high, gettin paid and being fly 1905 to present Studied at Blunt Rolling Acadamey Past: Rachel Carson High School for Coastal Studies Lives in New York, New York From Brooklyn, New York
― there is no special cathexis with mini fried donuts (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 17 May 2013 18:45 (ten years ago) link
i know we don't put links in here, but someone posted this on fb and it's basically the essence of all these memes anyway and also the worst thing ever omg i'm crying
― shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat (zachlyon), Friday, 17 May 2013 20:08 (ten years ago) link
I'm going to need to read this in stages
I got to 'squeals like a toddler when the new National Geographic arrives' and closed the browser
uggggggggggggggggggggggghhh
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 May 2013 20:19 (ten years ago) link
Once a traveller gets home, people rarely listen to their stories. So listen to him. Allow him to paint a picture that brings you into his world. He might talk fast and miss small details because he’s so excited to be heard. Bask in his enthusiasm. Want it for yourself.
WANT it for YOURSELF
― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Friday, 17 May 2013 20:33 (ten years ago) link
nope. if he's wearing a woven bracelet and has a thousand miss you's in broken english on his FB wall then I'll lay even money that he also travels with a guitar and plays hackeysack and has the attention span of a gnat
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 May 2013 20:35 (ten years ago) link
bask in his enthusiasmwant it for yourself
i mean
― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Friday, 17 May 2013 20:36 (ten years ago) link
if this is a good boyfriend then please to call me when you're looking for a manfriend
― tweeship journey to 51 (mh), Friday, 17 May 2013 20:40 (ten years ago) link
i can see how a guy who is never around and is basically the UN of random fucking would be a great prospect for any young lady
― (from a bottle you dicks) (sunny successor), Friday, 17 May 2013 20:57 (ten years ago) link
basically the UN of random fucking
lady, you have a way with words
― tweeship journey to 51 (mh), Friday, 17 May 2013 20:58 (ten years ago) link
i love u, sunny
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 May 2013 21:05 (ten years ago) link
im gonna try and fuck that UN
― ḉrut (crüt), Friday, 17 May 2013 21:06 (ten years ago) link
what is once fucked can never become UN-fucked
― Moodles, Friday, 17 May 2013 21:09 (ten years ago) link
this essay does a really awkward job of showering praise on people for experiencing other cultures and having awareness of deprivation and poverty while basically saying you need a boyfriend who's rich enough to be a world traveller.
― Moodles, Friday, 17 May 2013 21:11 (ten years ago) link
a sweet boyfriend in other people's misery
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Friday, 17 May 2013 21:21 (ten years ago) link
bask in his enthusiasm want it for yourself
― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Friday, 17 May 2013 21:30 (ten years ago) link
Brendan Harris on May 17, 2013 at 1:34 pm said:
Your ‘date a boy that travels’ really hits home as clearly, I am that boy. I write this from a field outside of Stockholm after a month in southern Spain and amidst plans to sail through the Caribbean and across the south pacific on a double masted sailboat. Throughout your article I couldn’t help but wonder, where are these girls that want to date a boy that travels? A girl like this needs some serious gusto. She needs to have no fear of the unknown and a willingness to take risk on a whim. She needs to love her home enough to appreciate its comforts but not be burdened by them. Offers to travel across the world with someone can be interpreted as over zealous an dreamy, but to this ‘boy that travels’ they are absolute reality. A girl (might I say, woman) that can see these plans for reality and not just dream will suit a boy that travels well. If you can tell me the location of this mystic island where they do eachothers hair, make travel bracelets and talk about these boys that travel, I will gladly bring my sailboat there and invite them all on board for a journey none will forget.Yours TrulyA boy that travels.
― ḉrut (crüt), Friday, 17 May 2013 21:33 (ten years ago) link
oh man I'm dying
― tweeship journey to 51 (mh), Friday, 17 May 2013 21:34 (ten years ago) link
sincerely,a boy that travels on his tweeship
― tweeship journey to 51 (mh), Friday, 17 May 2013 21:35 (ten years ago) link
WHERE THEY DO EACH OTHER'S HAIR
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 May 2013 21:35 (ten years ago) link
elementary school playground
― tweeship journey to 51 (mh), Friday, 17 May 2013 21:36 (ten years ago) link
might i say... woman...
― shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat (zachlyon), Friday, 17 May 2013 21:46 (ten years ago) link
Went to Calais once on a trip with school. There's a shop in the hypermarket there where they sell butterfly knives which was pretty cool. #aboythattravels
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 17 May 2013 22:54 (ten years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, May 17, 2013 4:35 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i was in a foreign country recently talking to a friend like why do dudes travel w guitars theyre so cumbersome and she was all to get sex and i go yeah totally worth it
― lag∞n, Friday, 17 May 2013 22:57 (ten years ago) link
#aboythattravels
exactly. that's why they get the side-eye. troubador=man whore
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 May 2013 23:20 (ten years ago) link
practice makes perfect
― Oral Sex in Sharp’s Ridge Park (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 17 May 2013 23:26 (ten years ago) link
posted by a friend who is on the verge of ending her six or seven-year relationship about four years too late:http://sentimentsfromtheheart.wordpress.com/2013/04/29/date-a-girl-who-teaches/
You should deal with this shit with alcohol, not Facebook!
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 17 May 2013 23:30 (ten years ago) link
(in ALL areas)
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 17 May 2013 23:51 (ten years ago) link
in the butt
― lag∞n, Friday, 17 May 2013 23:53 (ten years ago) link
Date a girl who teaches children. Date a girl who enjoys more in a bookstore for school supplies and children’s books rather than in make-up store.
surely she doesn't teach english?!
― j., Friday, 17 May 2013 23:57 (ten years ago) link
personally i'm always enthralled by girls with booklets i can't understand tho.
― j., Friday, 17 May 2013 23:58 (ten years ago) link
This one's for sunny.
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/945230_596416957045986_327975048_n.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 18 May 2013 00:01 (ten years ago) link
-werner herzog
― lag∞n, Saturday, 18 May 2013 00:01 (ten years ago) link
They're animals and we are pee-puhl, duh
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 18 May 2013 00:06 (ten years ago) link
if you look straight and deep into a chimpanzee's eyes won't they take it as an act of aggression and rip your face off?
― the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 18 May 2013 00:26 (ten years ago) link
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 18 May 2013 00:26 (ten years ago) link
I just realized that all of these Date an X who Y are because of this thing from thought catalog from two years ago
http://thoughtcatalog.com/2011/dont-date-a-girl-who-reads/
― resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Saturday, 18 May 2013 01:02 (ten years ago) link
back when Thought Catalog was relevant for about five minutes
this was apparently blogged "in response" and from there I guess it became a sappy Facebook meme
https://nonamerah.wordpress.com/2011/10/03/869/
― resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Saturday, 18 May 2013 01:03 (ten years ago) link
hm that second link is clearly copypasta, I see attributions to someone named "Rosemarie Urquico" in lots of places but never a link back
― resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Saturday, 18 May 2013 01:05 (ten years ago) link
evidence that "Date A Girl Who Reads" dates to shortly after the TC piece's publication http://www.tinamats.com/2011/datea-girl-who-reads/
blog investigation on the copypasta: http://themonicabird.com/post/3582061419/rosemarie-urquico-has-been-found
― resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Saturday, 18 May 2013 01:07 (ten years ago) link
anyway the point is somehow all of these memes are way way worse than the original Thought Catalog slam-poetry-level emotional wankery, which is mindboggling
― resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Saturday, 18 May 2013 01:08 (ten years ago) link
a few years ago ilx's own nabisco wrote this in response to some "date a writer" thing and it's my favorite
― shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat (zachlyon), Saturday, 18 May 2013 01:27 (ten years ago) link
I will gladly bring my sailboat there and invite them all on board for a journey none will forget.
^^^ plot of the tense 1989 thriller Dead Calm starring Billy Zane, Nicole Kidman and Sam Neill iirc
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 18 May 2013 01:41 (ten years ago) link
http://skreened.com/render-product/t/a/p/tapelvnaiykzfazaoiwp/image.w174h200f3.jpg
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Saturday, 18 May 2013 18:54 (ten years ago) link
sorry meant to post this complete thought
https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSpLCROTQx01j90Tif8Qhiz3Hq6IAKN7OR4qCY0V4DJSXPZu7qiLLIZ8gzOIQ
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Saturday, 18 May 2013 18:56 (ten years ago) link
Looks like Pac-man missed a pill at the end of that last one.
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 19 May 2013 02:26 (ten years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BKnjAtTCQAEia89.jpg
courtesy of holly valance, former something something
― umair coque (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 19 May 2013 09:56 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/964176_10151549650952779_1408280431_o.jpg
― Three Word Username, Sunday, 19 May 2013 10:48 (ten years ago) link
dalai llama
― umair coque (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 19 May 2013 10:55 (ten years ago) link
also i love the binary choice between an atom bomb in a city and just some gorge somewhere
― umair coque (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 19 May 2013 10:56 (ten years ago) link
politicians
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 19 May 2013 10:59 (ten years ago) link
Actually, is each line meant to be a binary opposition?
thatcher-bob marleybankers-einstein
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 19 May 2013 11:02 (ten years ago) link
that's amazing.
― My god. Pure ideology. (ey), Sunday, 19 May 2013 11:06 (ten years ago) link
No women on the "love" side, mind you.
― Three Word Username, Sunday, 19 May 2013 11:22 (ten years ago) link
there's a third panel that says "THE WASHING UP"
― umair coque (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 19 May 2013 11:24 (ten years ago) link
Nice to know Einstein had nothing to do with those dreadful atom-bombs.
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 19 May 2013 14:42 (ten years ago) link
history, all of it
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 19 May 2013 16:21 (ten years ago) link
Astonished to see JFK as a personification of LOVE and the antithesis of SECURITY.
― Aimless, Sunday, 19 May 2013 18:15 (ten years ago) link
tbf dude did love to love and did have pretty poor security around him
― balls, Sunday, 19 May 2013 18:30 (ten years ago) link
Is the gorge what happens after the nuke?
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 19 May 2013 20:48 (ten years ago) link
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-oPYd75hJ_8w/UXmpht1xknI/AAAAAAAAAiM/YpXyhYssfFc/s1600/neil.jpg
― Bnad, Sunday, 19 May 2013 22:35 (ten years ago) link
I sort of feel like Lorrie Moore is unwittingly responsible for the date an x who ys meme.
― emilys., Monday, 20 May 2013 05:13 (ten years ago) link
Date a girl...who has had a library card since she was twelve.
^unimpressive, imo
― emilys., Monday, 20 May 2013 05:17 (ten years ago) link
I started riding the city bus alone downtown to go to the library and use my library card when I was 9. Before that I rode the bus with my mom to go to the downtown library.
― Aimless, Monday, 20 May 2013 05:28 (ten years ago) link
Date a girl... who just read 'Animal Farm' like, last week, and is all like 'whoah!'
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 20 May 2013 07:44 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/970616_592045337486267_1125974354_n.jpg
― veryupsetmom (harbl), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 00:13 (ten years ago) link
THAT IS NOT WHAT YOU DO WITH BOOKS. TWAT.
― emil.y, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 00:18 (ten years ago) link
wouldn't a big-screen TV be way easier to sit on?
― ḉrut (crüt), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 00:21 (ten years ago) link
it seems like a surer formula for success.
"A Fan Of Serenity"
― Flat Of NAGLs (sleeve), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 00:22 (ten years ago) link
my cat loves to sit on my tv
― veryupsetmom (harbl), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 00:23 (ten years ago) link
the person who posted this is my former co-worker who left to write a book and homeschool her kids and live in a forest or something
pretty sure successful people tend to have a big ass tv.
― ryan, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 00:25 (ten years ago) link
that cat sounds very successful and that lady sounds untrustworthy. what can you teach your kids by dragging them into the forest and sitting on their books?
― ḉrut (crüt), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 00:28 (ten years ago) link
does a netflix library count?
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 00:28 (ten years ago) link
successful people are too busy making bank to fuck around with sissy loser nerd books
― the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 00:48 (ten years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 00:54 (ten years ago) link
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Rohn
This guy's success was that he parlayed MLM skills into bullshit speaking engagements for Corporate America?
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 01:00 (ten years ago) link
i was wondering what the fuck they'd done to wikipedia and then twigged that that's the mobile verzh
― the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 01:11 (ten years ago) link
good to see he wrote his own wikipedia entry before he died
― the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 01:15 (ten years ago) link
Rohn's book Five Major Pieces to the Life Puzzle, published in 1991,[2] was built around what he considered the five components of success:Philosophy - how you thinkAttitude - how you feelAction - what you doResults - measure often to see if you are making progressLifestyle - the kind of life you can make for yourself out of the first four pieces
― veryupsetmom (harbl), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 01:20 (ten years ago) link
http://eclecticcamel.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/brian-bestseller-2.jpg
― the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 01:21 (ten years ago) link
Rohn's five components of success cannot be distinguished from the five components of failure.
― Aimless, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 02:38 (ten years ago) link
the five components of success you meet in heaven
― 0808ɹƃ (silby), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 03:05 (ten years ago) link
It's not as if anyone would ever read that and react like: "OMG! Now I see the reason why I'm such a loser. It's because I've never once had a single feeling or thought, or engaged in any actions! All I have to do is start to think, act and feel and **BAM** success is mine!"
― Aimless, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 03:51 (ten years ago) link
https://ma.twimg.com/profile_images/129730596/2630509441_944a6ee3e2_m.jpg
― the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 04:39 (ten years ago) link
^ truth bomb
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 08:42 (ten years ago) link
Tao & ZenHi everyone, I was notified by Facebook today that a photographer claimed copyright on an image that I had posted and requested that it be removed. FB asked me to review what I had uploaded and to remove other images that may violate copyright. If there are repeat complaints Tao & Zen could be shut down, and with it possibly my personal page and other pages (Art of Learning & Creative Systems Thinking). What I've decided to do is unpublish the page soon, then take a month or so to delete all clear violations of a photographer or artist's copyright. That would mean images that I have changed or added to without their permission. Just uploading the image as the artist had created it will hopefully not be a problem, as long as I add photographer's names when known - next to the image. I will also gladly remove any image if requested directly by the artist. It will take me some time to go through everything because I want to save the quotes that I typed in. Once the "weeding out" has been done I plan to republish the page. According to Facebook it should suddenly reappear and all of you who are subscribers should start getting notifications again. Until that time please stop by Creative Systems Thinking for updates and feel free to PM me there. Artists and photographers also, who want to share work with me in the future or want to let me know of specific works I used of yours, please contact me there. Ideally, if I could have a small pool of artists/photographers willing to allow their work to be shared here that would make things easier, in case we ever wanted to publish something in the future. I'm not sure about when Tao & Zen will "disappear" - but probably in less than 24 hours. What I'm now recognizing is these are wise changes that need to be made for the page to survive the long haul, to still be here 5 or 10 years from now. Your patience and gratitude is appreciated, as is your compassion and loving awareness in this beautiful world we share. That's what matters more than anything else. This is not Facebook's fault, btw. They have been very lenient, allowing this as much as possible and are only responding because of valid complaints and possible legal action from until now unacknowledged artists and photographers. Some have recommended that I contact FB or the artists and photographers, but there are too many cases where I wrote text on someone's photograph without asking them. It will be impossible to track those folks down, deleting what is on the page now makes sense I think, and then start from scratch with a more respectful approach and hopefully working with artists who appreciate the exposure here given our large audience. ANYWAY, I think if we all just keep our hearts open, cultivate a peaceful mind, and flow with the changes, everything will work out. There are far bigger problems in the world, right? In Peace & Light, Christopher~ Temporarily relocating to Creative Systems Thinking- https://www.facebook.com/pages/Creative-Systems-Thinking/175220432608900?ref=hl The highest good is like water. Water give life to the ten thousand things and does not strive. It flows in places men reject and so is like the Tao. In dwelling, be close to the land. In meditation, go deep in the heart. In dealing with others, be gentle and kind. In speech, be true. In ruling, be just. In daily life, be competent. In action, be aware of the time and the season. No fight: No blame. ~Lao Tsu Tao Te Ching — Timeline Photos
Tao & Zen
Hi everyone, I was notified by Facebook today that a photographer claimed copyright on an image that I had posted and requested that it be removed. FB asked me to review what I had uploaded and to remove other images that may violate copyright. If there are repeat complaints Tao & Zen could be shut down, and with it possibly my personal page and other pages (Art of Learning & Creative Systems Thinking).
What I've decided to do is unpublish the page soon, then take a month or so to delete all clear violations of a photographer or artist's copyright. That would mean images that I have changed or added to without their permission.
Just uploading the image as the artist had created it will hopefully not be a problem, as long as I add photographer's names when known - next to the image. I will also gladly remove any image if requested directly by the artist.
It will take me some time to go through everything because I want to save the quotes that I typed in. Once the "weeding out" has been done I plan to republish the page.
According to Facebook it should suddenly reappear and all of you who are subscribers should start getting notifications again. Until that time please stop by Creative Systems Thinking for updates and feel free to PM me there.
Artists and photographers also, who want to share work with me in the future or want to let me know of specific works I used of yours, please contact me there.
Ideally, if I could have a small pool of artists/photographers willing to allow their work to be shared here that would make things easier, in case we ever wanted to publish something in the future. I'm not sure about when Tao & Zen will "disappear" - but probably in less than 24 hours. What I'm now recognizing is these are wise changes that need to be made for the page to survive the long haul, to still be here 5 or 10 years from now.
Your patience and gratitude is appreciated, as is your compassion and loving awareness in this beautiful world we share. That's what matters more than anything else.
This is not Facebook's fault, btw. They have been very lenient, allowing this as much as possible and are only responding because of valid complaints and possible legal action from until now unacknowledged artists and photographers.
Some have recommended that I contact FB or the artists and photographers, but there are too many cases where I wrote text on someone's photograph without asking them. It will be impossible to track those folks down, deleting what is on the page now makes sense I think, and then start from scratch with a more respectful approach and hopefully working with artists who appreciate the exposure here given our large audience. ANYWAY, I think if we all just keep our hearts open, cultivate a peaceful mind, and flow with the changes, everything will work out.
There are far bigger problems in the world, right? In Peace & Light, Christopher~ Temporarily relocating to Creative Systems Thinking- https://www.facebook.com/pages/Creative-Systems-Thinking/175220432608900?ref=hl The highest good is like water. Water give life to the ten thousand things and does not strive. It flows in places men reject and so is like the Tao.
In dwelling, be close to the land. In meditation, go deep in the heart. In dealing with others, be gentle and kind. In speech, be true. In ruling, be just. In daily life, be competent. In action, be aware of the time and the season. No fight: No blame. ~Lao Tsu Tao Te Ching — Timeline Photos
― how's life, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 12:06 (ten years ago) link
^to be honest, I don't have much of a problem with this particular page. but I do think it's interesting that FB is taking action about this type of content.
― how's life, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 12:08 (ten years ago) link
when a child bully's a piece of paper
http://media.zenfs.com/en-US/blogs/partner/470_2501852.jpg
― The Parvenu Fucktard (onimo), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 13:54 (ten years ago) link
aw man one of my students did this in class during a speech on bullying and everyone thought it was a great idea
― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 14:07 (ten years ago) link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanford_prison_experiment
― balls, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 14:17 (ten years ago) link
http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/168202_10200569420389959_1737187293_n.jpg
― ḉrut (crüt), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 15:04 (ten years ago) link
Pls to Photoshop that with Bert Lahr.
― Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 15:07 (ten years ago) link
-Aslan xp
― bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 15:09 (ten years ago) link
You never know how strong you areTill being strong is the onlyChoice you have
Turns out, not very
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 15:25 (ten years ago) link
My best friend's mum posts this kind of stuff all the time...it's bumming me out
― the Shearer of simulated snowsex etc. (Dwight Yorke), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 16:06 (ten years ago) link
Yeah i don't think you should be telling kids that their bullying scars are there forever unless you want to really push them into neurosis.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 16:43 (ten years ago) link
http://i41.tinypic.com/fmkmxk.jpg
― sleepingbag, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 17:17 (ten years ago) link
― how's life, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 17:22 (ten years ago) link
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 17:26 (ten years ago) link
Cool that it says "jobs" and "cash" under "hope" and not some useless thing like "peace" or "end poverty" or something.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 17:28 (ten years ago) link
ten years ago we had Billy Peace and Frank End-Poverty
― the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 17:29 (ten years ago) link
You young whippersnappers clearly don't know your history here.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsprjjgczD1qb46mro1_400.jpg
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 17:30 (ten years ago) link
ten years ago we had dr. evil, eddie money and general grievance
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 17:31 (ten years ago) link
10 years ago we had Roy Scheider, Amy Winehouse, and Adam Yauch. But now we have no Scheider, no Winehouse, and no Yauch.
― how's life, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 17:39 (ten years ago) link
Ten years ago we had Dick Trickle and Andy Dick. Now we still have A. Dick but we have no Trickle.
― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 17:43 (ten years ago) link
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 17:44 (ten years ago) link
http://www.internetarchaeology.org/img/Moving/Awards/winkawrd.gif
― Evan, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 17:46 (ten years ago) link
oh no! Dick Trickle died?
― how's life, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 17:47 (ten years ago) link
by his own hand.
― pplains, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 17:57 (ten years ago) link
^^ possibly not the best way I could've put it, given the subject.
guilty lols at people appending "said the serial rapist" to motivational macros
http://fckingelitefitness.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/meme6.jpg?w=584
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 18:13 (ten years ago) link
http://fckingelitefitness.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/meme7.jpg?w=584
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 18:14 (ten years ago) link
I'm really glad 'Tao & Zen' will be out of action for a while. There are stupid cliches about life problems and stupid cliches about spiritual matters and then there are stupid macros that combine the two and T&Z is by far the worst offender for this on my newsfeed
― cardamon, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 18:18 (ten years ago) link
Oh shit, Dick Trickle really is dead, and he really did kill himself. And only a few days ago. http://www.foxnews.com/sports/2013/05/16/sheriff-ex-nascar-driver-dick-trickle-dies-apparent-self-inflicted-gunshot/
― Je55e, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 02:47 (ten years ago) link
xxp come on, how can you dislike the lion with dreadlocks? shit's tight.
― Treeship, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 02:51 (ten years ago) link
cf. this thread
― 0808ɹƃ (silby), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 06:38 (ten years ago) link
Not sure about them 'said the serail rapist' over pictures of women running just sayin
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 09:07 (ten years ago) link
Yeah, that's not my favorite.
I had no idea re: Dick Trickle. Poor dude.
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 12:24 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/941975_435525179877046_272048128_n.jpg
― pplains, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 13:22 (ten years ago) link
Rhonda Cross White
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 13:27 (ten years ago) link
didn't do much good did it
― Neil S, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 13:28 (ten years ago) link
and in His mercy, He killed dozens of people and destroyed thousands of homes
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 13:35 (ten years ago) link
yeah but tbf she survived
― the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 13:45 (ten years ago) link
the system works, cynics
― the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 13:47 (ten years ago) link
"i prayed out loud" I'm sure having your caretaker/authority figure drop to her knees and pray is super calming for elementary school kids
― educate yourself to this reality (sunny successor), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 13:47 (ten years ago) link
Yeah, and I'm sure those seven kids who drowned in the basement would be pleased to know that Ms. Crosswhite lived to tell the world how fucking pious she is. Jesus was always proud of braggarts and the sanctimonious.
― Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 13:51 (ten years ago) link
for theirs is the kingdom of heaven
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 13:53 (ten years ago) link
whatevs about the kids who drowned d00d yay prayer in schools
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 14:05 (ten years ago) link
has this teacher been testifying all over the place? cos if it's just an aside - "shit i prayed" - i think y'know in the circumstances
― the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 14:06 (ten years ago) link
sorry to interrupt yall but
http://dealbreaker.com/uploads/2012/02/drudge-siren.gifGuitar increases male facebook attractiveness: Preliminary support for the sexual selection theory of musichttp://dealbreaker.com/uploads/2012/02/drudge-siren.gif
― the display names will fall like rain (Matt P), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 14:09 (ten years ago) link
a'ight. Whoever made/shared the meme is a jackass though. In an unsual departure for this thread.
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 14:10 (ten years ago) link
My biggest beef is LISTEN, IT'S OK TO PRAY IN SCHOOL.
I've seen students say grace over lunch. Teachers sing gospel songs. Benedictions at graduations. All this at public schools and not once has some government jack-booted thug come smashing through the windows to detain the citizenry. What you can't do is force others to join you – and that includes cute little "one-mintues of silence"
War on Christmas. stfu.
― pplains, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 14:11 (ten years ago) link
You talking about the prayer thing? This thread is packed loaded full of bullshit like that, what are you talking about.
uh
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 14:13 (ten years ago) link
xp Talking bout the original share on fb, not the share for yuks itt
― lost it all for a bag of doja (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 14:17 (ten years ago) link
yeah pp i get what the meme-makers are trying to do, i just wasn't sure if this teacher innocently mentioned that she prayed during an interview or if she herself was getting all "put Jesus back in school"
― the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 14:17 (ten years ago) link
To clarify, no-one's a jackass for sharing these brainwrongs itt for jokes
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 14:24 (ten years ago) link
guys id be very surprised if a praying mrs crosswhite even existed
― educate yourself to this reality (sunny successor), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 15:08 (ten years ago) link
so chill
this would be pretty awesome though:
All this at public schools and not once has some government jack-booted thug come smashing through the windows to detain the citizenry.
― educate yourself to this reality (sunny successor), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 15:10 (ten years ago) link
Don't you realize that the tornado was a government run false flag operation to disappear praying students and teachers under the guise of "weather"?
― Moodles, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 15:16 (ten years ago) link
she exists, i looked her up; haven't found her saying exactly what that meme says tho
― the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 15:30 (ten years ago) link
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, May 22, 2013 5:07 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
obs employing rape in a joke is pretty fraught but i like how they point out how sociopathic a lot of the inspirational self help sentiment is
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 17:11 (ten years ago) link
Yeah it wd be fine if not for the two examples being over pictures of actual women jogging, which doesn't add much.
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 17:33 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/261791_10100525445065799_1321260514_n.jpg
― ḉrut (crüt), Thursday, 23 May 2013 00:28 (ten years ago) link
ok i sort of love that tumblr now
http://25.media.tumblr.com/73d8e46465cd345a3c38443330090fc3/tumblr_mmzydcvpVF1ririjeo1_500.jpg
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Thursday, 23 May 2013 00:39 (ten years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/4585b3331a985dfbef5ac696a221143c/tumblr_mmz15c19GW1ririjeo1_500.jpg
i don't believe it!
literally unbelievable.
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Thursday, 23 May 2013 00:40 (ten years ago) link
Crüt, did you get that off a Matmos fan page? :D
― emil.y, Thursday, 23 May 2013 00:43 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/487502_539345386097482_1223440384_n.jpg
Suspect we've done this one before, with or without Marley.
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 23 May 2013 06:05 (ten years ago) link
I tried to order a Hawaiian pizza at a bar last weekend and the dude replied, "we only have Bob Marley pizza, is that ok?" And I said "sure," not knowing what I was in for bc bob marley is so wise and that must extend to pizza toppings
― a very generous Cordoban (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 23 May 2013 06:09 (ten years ago) link
"i'll have a hope, cash, and jobs""we only have bob marley, is that ok"
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Thursday, 23 May 2013 06:12 (ten years ago) link
"your terrible ideas"
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 23 May 2013 06:17 (ten years ago) link
did bob marley ever actually say as much about anything as even the 'real' bob marley infographics represent him as saying??
before teh tumblrnet i kind of assumed he mostly just sang and was super high a lot.
― j., Thursday, 23 May 2013 06:34 (ten years ago) link
googling "ital pizza" has some significant barriers. what was "bob marley pizza"?
― how's life, Thursday, 23 May 2013 08:28 (ten years ago) link
bob marley did in fact write a book of inspirational epigraphs called jah feelings which is i assume where all of these are from, the genuine ones anyway
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 23 May 2013 10:54 (ten years ago) link
How can you stare at a red light if you have ping pong ball halves taped to your eyes?
― carl agatha, Thursday, 23 May 2013 12:23 (ten years ago) link
place red lights inside the ping pong ball halves
― The Parvenu Fucktard (onimo), Thursday, 23 May 2013 13:26 (ten years ago) link
Tape the broken halves of red light bulbs over your eyes. Don't worry about the shards, you'll hallucinate those away.
― Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Thursday, 23 May 2013 13:27 (ten years ago) link
i can lol about it a little bit, but sometimes these indoctrination-oriented slogan posters get me down! real question: who is behind this shit? who is operating these stupid websites where people apparently stockpile these? teenagers? sad old rural people? people in bangladesh? examples? just curious because this is the shit i see recycled in student papers constantly, and it drives me bananas. note the usage of the word amazing -- this is clearly for youngs. all i want to know is who is spoonfeeding them this horseshit?
― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Thursday, 23 May 2013 14:05 (ten years ago) link
Ziggy Marley iirc
― Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Thursday, 23 May 2013 14:12 (ten years ago) link
that would be a good story
― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Thursday, 23 May 2013 14:17 (ten years ago) link
― carl agatha, Thursday, May 23, 2013 1:23 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I know this is a joke but ping-pong balls do allow light to penetrate, they are somewhat translucent. So if you keep your eyes open inside the ping-pong glasses while a red light is shone at you, and focus at the brightest point you can perceive, you can be said to be 'staring at' the red light.
Ganzfeld tester as fancy dress costume comes in useful yet again...
― emil.y, Thursday, 23 May 2013 14:28 (ten years ago) link
Well what do you know.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 23 May 2013 14:44 (ten years ago) link
how's lifePosted: May 23, 2013, 8:28:02 AMgoogling "ital pizza" has some significant barriers. what was "bob marley pizza"?
"Jamaican jerk chicken, pineapple, red onion, black olives, red sauce, and mozzarella"
― a very generous Cordoban (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 23 May 2013 15:48 (ten years ago) link
pineapple is a dealbreaker
― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Thursday, 23 May 2013 15:52 (ten years ago) link
Yeah, I kinda wanted to keep my ordering of this pizza quiet after I took such a strong stance in the mango salsa thread
― a very generous Cordoban (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 23 May 2013 15:57 (ten years ago) link
I did not enjoy the pizza while drunk, so that says something
― a very generous Cordoban (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 23 May 2013 15:58 (ten years ago) link
"yeah, can i get umm, a large deep-dish with pineapple and why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk chicken?"
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 23 May 2013 16:08 (ten years ago) link
this is otm and needs to be on a motivational poster
― the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 23 May 2013 22:38 (ten years ago) link
http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/4517/robot20dinosaur20sex.jpg
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 23 May 2013 22:38 (ten years ago) link
Feeling this one.
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 23 May 2013 22:43 (ten years ago) link
oh shit i know the perfect thread for that one
― Mordy , Thursday, 23 May 2013 22:49 (ten years ago) link
well it's not going to help anyone learn Mandarin any quicker
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 23 May 2013 23:15 (ten years ago) link
pity the fool who doesnt like pineapple on their pizza
― lag∞n, Friday, 24 May 2013 00:19 (ten years ago) link
i wonder what figurative astonishment would apply to?
― Aimless, Friday, 24 May 2013 00:23 (ten years ago) link
sadly this is a matter of fact, not opinion
― the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 24 May 2013 00:26 (ten years ago) link
there are people who like pineapple on pizza; those people are wrong
― the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 24 May 2013 00:27 (ten years ago) link
Pineapple is the best fruit. But the ham is integral I've found. Jerk chicken is great, but to replace the ham on a Hawaiian pizza? You've served me jerk-store chicken my friend
― a very generous Cordoban (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 24 May 2013 00:32 (ten years ago) link
bacon-pineapple is the best pizza
― lag∞n, Friday, 24 May 2013 00:33 (ten years ago) link
Bacon is an acceptable substitute for ham because it's just better ham
― a very generous Cordoban (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 24 May 2013 00:35 (ten years ago) link
i feel like the crunchiness of chopped up bacon is better than the big piece of flabby ham lying there, also the flavor, everyone do yrself a favor
― lag∞n, Friday, 24 May 2013 00:37 (ten years ago) link
no, floppy ham is better on pizza than bacon, bacon always ends up tough and burnt
but everything is worse with pineapple
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Friday, 24 May 2013 00:41 (ten years ago) link
burnt bacon? get a new pizza store ffs
― modest birthday sherbs riff (electricsound), Friday, 24 May 2013 00:43 (ten years ago) link
Pineapple on pizza is the wrongest thing.
― carl agatha, Friday, 24 May 2013 00:44 (ten years ago) link
theres no reason for the bacon to be burnt, it should be all diced up into v small pieces, if you have whole pieces it can be not the best pizza biting experience
― lag∞n, Friday, 24 May 2013 00:53 (ten years ago) link
and pineapple is the best topping obvs
― lag∞n, Friday, 24 May 2013 00:54 (ten years ago) link
pineapple on pizza <-- poll
― the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 24 May 2013 00:55 (ten years ago) link
nah i've never had a good experience with bacon on pizza, it just doesn't belong there. too salty anyway
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Friday, 24 May 2013 01:06 (ten years ago) link
Tell that to the anchovies!
― nickn, Friday, 24 May 2013 01:10 (ten years ago) link
no this is how robots and dinosaurs interact
http://users.rcn.com/rschrade/fite.jpg
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Friday, 24 May 2013 04:56 (ten years ago) link
back to the bumper stickers
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s480x480/426467_10151264716545933_706095903_n.jpg
― how's life, Friday, 24 May 2013 14:04 (ten years ago) link
(as in, people sharing them via fb)
http://i.imgur.com/21xuCBX.jpg
― markers, Friday, 24 May 2013 16:14 (ten years ago) link
shd've been J Kyle instead of P Moron shurely
― the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Friday, 24 May 2013 16:16 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/hMlkraV.jpg
I love this macro
― 乒乓, Saturday, 25 May 2013 15:11 (ten years ago) link
Give the stick....DON'T GIVE HER THE STICK
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 25 May 2013 15:21 (ten years ago) link
i don't know how i feel about that whole thing, but "ride in on yr beautiful leather canine" is one for the ages
― dschinghis kraan (NickB), Saturday, 25 May 2013 15:23 (ten years ago) link
original draft of lyrics to billy joel's "tell her about it"
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Saturday, 25 May 2013 16:12 (ten years ago) link
"love her balls and die"
― Mark G, Saturday, 25 May 2013 20:46 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/p480x480/942080_591786550852606_1922769611_n.jpg
― global tetrahedron, Sunday, 26 May 2013 02:56 (ten years ago) link
oops. https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/p480x480/942080_591786550852606_1922769611_n.jpg
A girl as wife? Are we talking child bride here?
― parodic pastry (Aimless), Sunday, 26 May 2013 02:58 (ten years ago) link
Birds eh can't live with em can't live without em
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 26 May 2013 10:51 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/969117_382174828554270_656578027_n.jpg
thanks invisible yoyo man
― yoko, $500 ono (qiqing), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 01:34 (ten years ago) link
If you love a flower, water it so that it may grow. If you love your grandma, waterboard her so that she'll reveal the location of her Oreos.
- Osho
― a very generous Cordoban (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 01:58 (ten years ago) link
i only love flowers when they're dead and no longer pose a threat to me and my family
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 03:16 (ten years ago) link
On second thought, if a flower is planted in a pot, you may pick it up, because it won't die if you pick up the whole pot along with the flower. But don't drop the pot.
― Aimless, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 03:23 (ten years ago) link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1984_Rajneeshee_bioterror_attack
― oxygenating our wombspace (abanana), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 04:10 (ten years ago) link
Yeah, Osho is one of the aliases of the guy most people know as the Bagwhan Shree Rajneesh. As an Oregonian I have many memories of his criminal syndicate and its activities.
― Aimless, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 04:16 (ten years ago) link
http://oi3.tinypic.com/53ucxtl.gif
― pplains, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 04:17 (ten years ago) link
Fosho
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 04:17 (ten years ago) link
oh THAT guy
― the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 04:24 (ten years ago) link
he is v handsome
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 04:26 (ten years ago) link
If you love a pizza,
― a very generous Cordoban (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 04:30 (ten years ago) link
love her? i barely
― the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 04:30 (ten years ago) link
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=615438961800512&set=a.472913242719752.114347.472911019386641&type=1&ref=nf
― messiahwannabe, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 04:40 (ten years ago) link
goddamnit.
http://sphotos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/942023_615438961800512_1560835290_n.jpg
― messiahwannabe, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 04:42 (ten years ago) link
"yo, stop smiling, i don't think you heard me right. teddy bears be straight up grindin, 24/7, seen? i know you saw ted. so let's make sure we got this straight. DON'T MAKE ME REGRET IT." <punches you in the nuts>
it's hard out here for a hoos
― crüt, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 04:46 (ten years ago) link
If you love an Osho, let Bhagwans be Bhagwans.
― Three Word Username, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 12:58 (ten years ago) link
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― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 14:20 (ten years ago) link
will someone please put these words over a photo of Bob Marley and then credit it to Katy Perry?
We encounter the unconscious with our consciousness, we fall out of time and stretch this moment.
― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 14:32 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/261405_616317395060186_351540250_n.jpg
― crüt, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 17:10 (ten years ago) link
life is way too 'shopped
― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 17:16 (ten years ago) link
why did i go to that website and what the hell is this
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-UdjdxN7DiNo/UTdlkjzQUSI/AAAAAAAAAYA/nxuBsE_0ICc/s1600/561159_483657571659503_920530985_n.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 17:38 (ten years ago) link
I believe that is the last thing the photographer saw before the alien got him/her
― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 17:39 (ten years ago) link
they put five people's legs in each of those legs
― crüt, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 17:41 (ten years ago) link
legs like challah bread
― how's life, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 17:44 (ten years ago) link
woo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh I got the legs like challah
― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 17:53 (ten years ago) link
"Life is way too short... to compete in track and field events against veiny giants"
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 17:55 (ten years ago) link
That person's knees look insufficient to the task of being knees in those legs.
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 18:06 (ten years ago) link
I always say that if a little of something is good, then keep grabbing more and more of it until there's no more left, then sit around wishing for more until more arrives, and then grab it, too.
― Aimless, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 18:13 (ten years ago) link
The legs look like those deformed peanuts that come with extra.
― Evan, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 18:25 (ten years ago) link
"woo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh I got the legs like challah"
You went there, I went straight to Echo & the Bunnymen's "Lips Like Sugar".
― Three Word Username, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 19:16 (ten years ago) link
Is it just me or is this sentiment most often expressed by governmet office clerks who spend the day playing spider solitaire?
― THIS IS NOT A BENGHAZI T-SHIRT (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 19:18 (ten years ago) link
lol TWU, I figured mine was more annoying/upsetting
― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 19:20 (ten years ago) link
Along these lines:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-PJCjm0ThC34/UaO-OY7CR9I/AAAAAAAAMlo/hU2cCfyFd1o/s1600/facebook+3+(1).jpg
― Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 19:23 (ten years ago) link
smdh. rape is not an attack?
― Aimless, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 19:26 (ten years ago) link
lol pplains
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 14:01 (ten years ago) link
http://alameda.patch.com/groups/kate-bassford-bakers-blog/p/bp--please-dont-help-my-kids
Same person has posted like three different variations on this article in the last month.
― how's life, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 20:55 (ten years ago) link
god, having Objectivist parents ought to count as child abuse
― the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 20:56 (ten years ago) link
if i were those kids i'd just give up
― crüt, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 20:58 (ten years ago) link
Please don't fish my children out of the shark infested pool
― Moodles, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 21:01 (ten years ago) link
ugh some people really take that shit too far. my old roommate's Dad had a lot of that in him -- threw her in the pool to teach her how to swim and then walked away. literally MADE her learn to walk because he was tired of her crawling. like, put her on her feet as an infant, and if she fell would leave her there until she figured out how to get up on her own.
it's one thing not to help kids when they're figuring things out themselves. but he was DECIDING his daughter's development, and then acting like it was her choice to drown in the fucking pool.
still makes me angry
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 21:30 (ten years ago) link
haha phrasing makes me think you had a little zombie girl roommate
― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 21:33 (ten years ago) link
she survived, lol
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 21:33 (ten years ago) link
It’s not my job to sooth their fear and discomfort. In fact, sometimes after my daughters fall asleep ill pay a stranger to stand in the corner of their bedroom and stare at them all night long.It’s not my job to unlock my bedroom door at 3am when my daughters are outside screaming about some strange guy in their room staring at them.If I do, I have robbed them of the opportunity to learn to calm themselves, assess their situation, and try to problem solve their own way out of it.It’s not my job to keep them from falling. Yes, the second story window is probably their only escape. If they end up permanently paralyzed from the waist down, they will survive the disappointment. What's more, they will have a goal, avoiding the strange staring man at night while not waking up mommy, and the incentive to work to achieve it.
― educate yourself to this reality (sunny successor), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 22:41 (ten years ago) link
http://hostengs.home.mchsi.com/tots/futile.jpg
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 22:42 (ten years ago) link
http://www.chicagoreader.com/binary/e5d9/1360652484-the-simpsons-the-longest-daycare.jpg
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 22:43 (ten years ago) link
Eh the article didn't seem that bad
― badg, Thursday, 30 May 2013 00:30 (ten years ago) link
I'm pretty sure the parent is a douchebag with a chip on their shoulder ranting about a non-problem, but okay.
― how's life, Thursday, 30 May 2013 08:08 (ten years ago) link
Both my kids were ones you had to hold back from climbing the ladder, you could convince yourself they were gonna fall off.
They never did.
― Mark G, Thursday, 30 May 2013 08:52 (ten years ago) link
that's one of the most sinister sounding parental diatribes i have ever read!
― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Thursday, 30 May 2013 12:48 (ten years ago) link
That statement could apply to 90% of blogs! I just thought the idea of letting your kids take a fall in the playground where it's relatively safe didn't seem so bad.
The so-called tiger mother diatribe seems heaps worse
― badg, Thursday, 30 May 2013 15:05 (ten years ago) link
i'm all for kids taking risks in play - important part of development - but that's not really what that piece is about
― another sub-standard post from (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 30 May 2013 15:09 (ten years ago) link
It could have been framed a whole lot differently. As it was, it dishes out a little dose of hostility toward other parents/adults and insists on creating enemies out them for her to do battle against. Why not just write about how kids need to be allowed to take risks for their healthy development?
― Aimless, Thursday, 30 May 2013 17:37 (ten years ago) link
"get the fuck away from my kids" is really all that needed to be said
― crüt, Thursday, 30 May 2013 17:40 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/8891_549324828441920_1317889456_n.jpg
― polyphonic, Thursday, 30 May 2013 22:26 (ten years ago) link
Handcrafted artisinal meme by Jacob69420
― sleepingbag, Thursday, 30 May 2013 22:28 (ten years ago) link
I might hate that one most of all.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 30 May 2013 22:41 (ten years ago) link
who are the two top row center?
― how's life, Thursday, 30 May 2013 22:48 (ten years ago) link
Guy from Big Bang Theory and I think Santa Claus RR Martin Chavez
― polyphonic, Thursday, 30 May 2013 22:49 (ten years ago) link
Beardo is one of the dudes from Duck Dynasty. He rules.
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Thursday, 30 May 2013 22:52 (ten years ago) link
iFunny :)
― ttyih boi (crüt), Thursday, 30 May 2013 23:00 (ten years ago) link
― carl agatha, Thursday, 30 May 2013 22:41 (19 minutes ago) Permalink
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Thursday, 30 May 2013 23:01 (ten years ago) link
Although it's kind of refreshing in the age of everyone being funny to be reminded that there are still people who don't even get humor
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Thursday, 30 May 2013 23:02 (ten years ago) link
ifFunny
― Ppd. (weatheringdaleson), Thursday, 30 May 2013 23:18 (ten years ago) link
if you find this Funny you may want to die
― sword of (seandalai), Friday, 31 May 2013 00:42 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/378049_552597038125838_514606065_n.jpgi got confused by the edgy font and image and was searching for the joke for almost a minute. turns out there is none.
― chilli, Friday, 31 May 2013 02:23 (ten years ago) link
since when does the death penalty entail a handgun
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 31 May 2013 02:26 (ten years ago) link
or is that for me pistolwhip whoever wrote that maddening macro
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 31 May 2013 02:27 (ten years ago) link
I believe the future is our childrenTeach them well, let them show the wayI Believe in the death Penalty to all Child Molesters possessed inside!
― pplains, Friday, 31 May 2013 02:53 (ten years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl)
Vigilantes, iirc.
― nickn, Friday, 31 May 2013 03:19 (ten years ago) link
(Is this the right place to point out that if child molesters get death penalty, they will definitely kill the children they molest?)
― Mark G, Friday, 31 May 2013 09:19 (ten years ago) link
Mark, can you cite tour source? I'm not trying top enter into an argument. Its just that I've seen that repeated a few times in ilx and I'm useless at finding the original data.
― how's life, Friday, 31 May 2013 11:04 (ten years ago) link
How do you mean?
― Mark G, Friday, 31 May 2013 11:06 (ten years ago) link
Sorry, I'm on a phone with shitty spellcheck.
― how's life, Friday, 31 May 2013 11:08 (ten years ago) link
I think I understood the sentence, I was wondering how you mean "source"..
― Mark G, Friday, 31 May 2013 11:10 (ten years ago) link
I mean is there a study, statistic, resource?
― how's life, Friday, 31 May 2013 11:11 (ten years ago) link
I feel like it's important info, and I would like to be able to cite it to others.
― how's life, Friday, 31 May 2013 11:12 (ten years ago) link
oic.
No, purely my 'impression'..
If some paedo molests a child, and the only witness is the child, why would they let the child live if there is the threat of a death penalty?
― Mark G, Friday, 31 May 2013 11:14 (ten years ago) link
Also, it's one thing for a child growing up scared of the perpetrator, it does not follow that the child would grow up without fear or guilt if "It's OK, that man has been killed because.."
Anyway, moving on...
― Mark G, Friday, 31 May 2013 11:16 (ten years ago) link
Fair enough. Thanks.
― how's life, Friday, 31 May 2013 11:18 (ten years ago) link
interesting use of "definitely"
― nagl dude dude dude (ledge), Friday, 31 May 2013 11:19 (ten years ago) link
yeah, strike that one word..
― Mark G, Friday, 31 May 2013 11:27 (ten years ago) link
cool derail
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Friday, 31 May 2013 14:50 (ten years ago) link
― Mark G, Friday, May 31, 2013 7:14 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
most child molesters are non violent and consider themselves friends to children fwiw
― lag∞n, Friday, 31 May 2013 19:12 (ten years ago) link
they might, say, give a child a massage
― sleepingbag, Friday, 31 May 2013 19:14 (ten years ago) link
okay a singing friend posted this just now and I am taken aback by how ludicrously awesome it is:
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/574508_10151474163194639_852425743_n.jpg
― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Friday, 31 May 2013 19:51 (ten years ago) link
What if someone picks you up and places you on a hay bale.
― pplains, Friday, 31 May 2013 20:13 (ten years ago) link
that's where the snarling wolf comes in
― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Friday, 31 May 2013 20:16 (ten years ago) link
do i offer my throat to him y/n
― pplains, Friday, 31 May 2013 20:29 (ten years ago) link
sao basically all-these things = "Hey , stop and think for a moment how incredible the world is - and cry a tear of joy> YOU'RE WECLOME"
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Friday, 31 May 2013 20:40 (ten years ago) link
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/courage-wolf
― oxygenating our wombspace (abanana), Friday, 31 May 2013 21:31 (ten years ago) link
i mix up courage wolf and insanity wolf
― steening in your HOOSless carriage (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 31 May 2013 21:47 (ten years ago) link
now i'm imagining some horrible reddit meme version of see 'n' say toys
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Friday, 31 May 2013 22:06 (ten years ago) link
Don't forget scene wolf http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/scene-wolf
― Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Friday, 31 May 2013 22:11 (ten years ago) link
I just relate that to the Party God from Adventure Time tbh
― Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Saturday, 1 June 2013 00:04 (ten years ago) link
youre never taller than when you stand on a wolf
― lag∞n, Saturday, 1 June 2013 01:54 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/947255_674513209244802_365357596_n.jpg
― how's life, Sunday, 2 June 2013 19:16 (ten years ago) link
non stop laughter
― lag∞n, Sunday, 2 June 2013 19:17 (ten years ago) link
― Operation Gypsy Dildo (silby), Sunday, 2 June 2013 19:22 (ten years ago) link
XP An argument between 6 people... Because there are so many debate topics with 6 sides. learn when to use "among" instead of "between"
― billstevejim, Sunday, 2 June 2013 19:40 (ten years ago) link
They could argue about which restaurant they all want to eat at. LEGENDARY!
― Aimless, Sunday, 2 June 2013 20:45 (ten years ago) link
what i love about that macro is yeah there's fun but there's also substance
― balls, Sunday, 2 June 2013 21:29 (ten years ago) link
thank you gay people for your loyal committed service to straight people
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Sunday, 2 June 2013 22:58 (ten years ago) link
whoever made the gay guy memegraphics doesn't seem to understand punchlines
― ttyih boi (crüt), Sunday, 2 June 2013 23:00 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/7ZcTzZm.jpg
― boxall, Monday, 3 June 2013 03:27 (ten years ago) link
fukkin hilarious
― one if by lamp, two if by deeznuts (m bison), Monday, 3 June 2013 03:29 (ten years ago) link
he also said 'don't put that there' and 'sorry what was that' and 'going to bed soon' and 'fuck planes' and 'coriander is too intense generally' and 'do you have a larger fit in this <holds up jeans>' and 'look i paid earlier, stop asking me if i paid' and 'excuse me' and 'bananas are easier to open at the other end' and 'bless you'
― the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 3 June 2013 03:36 (ten years ago) link
did you know?
― lag∞n, Monday, 3 June 2013 12:20 (ten years ago) link
I know these memes will last for 1 thousand years in the collective human mind
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Monday, 3 June 2013 15:11 (ten years ago) link
I had not encountered Courage Wolf before, he is awesome
not quite as awesome as Scene Wolf though
― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Monday, 3 June 2013 15:38 (ten years ago) link
I don't think I had known before last week that those kids actually self-i.d.'d as "scene".
"I'm scene." "I'm scene." "I'm scene." It doesn't matter how many times I say it, I just can't make it make sense.
― how's life, Monday, 3 June 2013 15:52 (ten years ago) link
It's obscene.
― bizarro gazzara, Monday, 3 June 2013 15:55 (ten years ago) link
I'm So Scene
― Mark G, Monday, 3 June 2013 15:55 (ten years ago) link
"scene" was definitely already a thing when I was in high school 10 years ago
― ttyih boi (crüt), Monday, 3 June 2013 15:56 (ten years ago) link
I don't think I understand what "scene" is
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Monday, 3 June 2013 16:00 (ten years ago) link
and I mean that sincerely and not in an art-of-pretend-ignorance kind of way
I was seven years out of high school and didn't have internet access 10 years ago. "Scene" was totally off my radar.
― how's life, Monday, 3 June 2013 16:02 (ten years ago) link
http://scene.wikia.com/wiki/What_exactly_is_a_%22Scene_Kid%22_anyway%3F
― how's life, Monday, 3 June 2013 16:05 (ten years ago) link
http://www.wikihow.com/Pick-a-Good-Scene-Name-for-MySpace
― ☉.☉☂ (unregistered), Monday, 3 June 2013 16:05 (ten years ago) link
Scene kids show their love for music by going to many concerts, or as they call them, “shows.”
http://i41.tinypic.com/30igbib.png
― sleepingbag, Monday, 3 June 2013 16:07 (ten years ago) link
so scene is basically emo with the mood inverted?
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Monday, 3 June 2013 16:09 (ten years ago) link
I remember this shit. scene kids were part of the hardcore/emo scene. could be regional, though, idkwtf that purple hair dye glam thing is.
― Spectrum, Monday, 3 June 2013 16:15 (ten years ago) link
"idkwtf that purple hair dye glam thing is."
dubstep fans
― Evan, Monday, 3 June 2013 17:23 (ten years ago) link
Haha, I recall "scene kids" being cursed up and down on the Relapse Records forum ten years ago.Being a smalltown Norwegian I knew nothing directly of this world, but my mental image was of a moshpit full of whitebelted teenagers practicing tae bo.
― Øystein, Monday, 3 June 2013 17:44 (ten years ago) link
See, I have heard the phrase "scene kids" before, but just presumed it was a more generic term kids who were regulars on any available scene. People who go to the same clubs a lot.
― how's life, Monday, 3 June 2013 18:04 (ten years ago) link
ppl still call themselves scene kids? it's such a... makeoutclub kind of term.
― ✌_✌ (c sharp major), Monday, 3 June 2013 18:51 (ten years ago) link
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Sunday, June 2, 2013 10:58 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― steening in your HOOSless carriage (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 3 June 2013 21:01 (ten years ago) link
scene is like emo where the current idea evolved from the words 10-20 years ago but seems totally different now
does anyone still say "scenester" is the real q
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Monday, 3 June 2013 21:40 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/940826_661851220497869_65142468_n.jpg
― nagl dude dude dude (ledge), Tuesday, 4 June 2013 15:25 (ten years ago) link
I Wish I Had The Courage To Start Every Word With A Capital Letter. Oh, Wait!
xp "Society's Standards", such as writing in sentence case.
― Neil S, Tuesday, 4 June 2013 15:26 (ten years ago) link
also :-)
Pretty certain most Native Americans did live by the rules of their society...
― pplains, Tuesday, 4 June 2013 15:58 (ten years ago) link
Much as the Native Americans were run off their land, I was "run off" my job at Denny's
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 4 June 2013 16:02 (ten years ago) link
Sun Dance like no one's looking.
― pplains, Tuesday, 4 June 2013 16:05 (ten years ago) link
I don't think you can become Native American through pure courage alone.
― Moodles, Tuesday, 4 June 2013 16:51 (ten years ago) link
The truer version is:
"People may wish deep down that they had the 'courage' to be different like you, but the reality is that they're happier and better adjusted than you and wouldn't actually enjoy it."
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 4 June 2013 16:58 (ten years ago) link
http://zenpencils.com/comic/118-roger-ebert-on-kindness/
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 4 June 2013 19:37 (ten years ago) link
This one's for all you ILXors
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/960037_525146020883476_1507918357_n.jpg
― Neil S, Tuesday, 4 June 2013 19:43 (ten years ago) link
SendScraps.com
― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Tuesday, 4 June 2013 19:44 (ten years ago) link
that was the message I wanted to send to my fellow ILXors, yes.
― Neil S, Tuesday, 4 June 2013 19:45 (ten years ago) link
"I was thinking of you so I got you a rose and a half-eaten cheeseburger"
― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Tuesday, 4 June 2013 19:46 (ten years ago) link
From here:
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Something-Special/251160061654471
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/941628_439782682783900_1303468465_n.jpg
― Neil S, Tuesday, 4 June 2013 19:47 (ten years ago) link
wait what that baby probably only weights like 8 pounds
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 4 June 2013 19:49 (ten years ago) link
His back looks like a butt. He has butt back. Poor baby looks embarrassed.
― Moodles, Tuesday, 4 June 2013 19:49 (ten years ago) link
I think the dude is just leaning against a wall, the baby has been glued to his back.
― Neil S, Tuesday, 4 June 2013 19:50 (ten years ago) link
My first introduction to the wolf memes:http://static.quickmeme.com/media/social/qm.gif
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 4 June 2013 19:51 (ten years ago) link
xpost, it's probably a situation more like this:
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5bkynldwX1rxeu90o1_400.jpg
― Moodles, Tuesday, 4 June 2013 19:52 (ten years ago) link
http://i.qkme.me/35fmhs.jpg
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 4 June 2013 19:52 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/QwWTc9L.jpg?1
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 4 June 2013 19:52 (ten years ago) link
"Christ, what an asshole" would also work.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 4 June 2013 19:57 (ten years ago) link
classic Native American slogan
― Moodles, Tuesday, 4 June 2013 20:02 (ten years ago) link
you mean Christ: What An Asshole
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 4 June 2013 20:05 (ten years ago) link
subject name is ponemah, photographed by roland reed
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 4 June 2013 20:10 (ten years ago) link
― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Tuesday, June 4, 2013 2:44 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
One too many S's.
― pplains, Tuesday, 4 June 2013 20:13 (ten years ago) link
god these are really making me sick lately
― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Tuesday, 4 June 2013 20:15 (ten years ago) link
but what are the scraps the end of
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Tuesday, 4 June 2013 20:15 (ten years ago) link
or i guess it is only one scrap
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Tuesday, 4 June 2013 20:16 (ten years ago) link
i got it pplains, that was brilliant!
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 4 June 2013 21:21 (ten years ago) link
That rose thing above reminds me of one of my many shameful internet enthusiasms. On a different forum I had a period where I kept adding images from http://www.glitter-graphics.com/ at the end of my posts. Every time I browsed the site for something to add, I'd laugh out loud and have just a wonderful time for myself. I don't think anyone else found it remotely amusing. Such is my experience with internet chatz in general ;_;http://www.glitter-graphics.com/images/empty.gif<3
― Øystein, Tuesday, 4 June 2013 22:14 (ten years ago) link
http://dl8.glitter-graphics.net/pub/567/567928uqy2kqzj9l.gif
― Øystein, Tuesday, 4 June 2013 22:16 (ten years ago) link
Goldmine, I tell you!
in my head that picture is accompanied by a midi version of that smashmouth song.
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 4 June 2013 22:23 (ten years ago) link
So ... Perry & Kingsley's "Swan's Splashdown"?
― Øystein, Tuesday, 4 June 2013 22:28 (ten years ago) link
unfortunately it's this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4O2S8Yk13UM
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 4 June 2013 22:39 (ten years ago) link
Oh man, that's terrific. The phrasing on the vocal lines is particularly good.
― Øystein, Tuesday, 4 June 2013 22:52 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/268214_580517115302463_1665803640_n.jpg
this popped up in my feed, which made me aware of the page Marijuana MAKES You Violent which is so amazing to me right now
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 13:49 (ten years ago) link
that seems more like a parody
― iatee, Wednesday, 5 June 2013 13:50 (ten years ago) link
Marijuana MAKES You Violent16 hours agoIt is reported that even after an addict dies of either an overdose, suicide, heart attack or murder, they still can kill from the grave. In fact, one out of every four embalmers die just a few days after attempting to prepare a cannabis riddled corpse for their funeral. The dormant ganja sludge in the toker's body gets on the innocent mortician's hands and infects them, even through their sterile equipment. The same goes for crematorium technicians. As soon as they light up an addict's remains in the incinerator, a vile and noxious THC gas emanates from the charred carcass, plagues the room and penetrates even the most powerful of gas masks. It only takes one milligram of marijuana corpse dust to choke a person to death. These poor people are just attempting to do their jobs and show respect for the dead, but they themselves fall victims to the violence of marijuana fiends. When will this THC treachery stop?
The same goes for crematorium technicians. As soon as they light up an addict's remains in the incinerator, a vile and noxious THC gas emanates from the charred carcass, plagues the room and penetrates even the most powerful of gas masks. It only takes one milligram of marijuana corpse dust to choke a person to death. These poor people are just attempting to do their jobs and show respect for the dead, but they themselves fall victims to the violence of marijuana fiends. When will this THC treachery stop?
― Mordy , Wednesday, 5 June 2013 13:50 (ten years ago) link
thanks iatee
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 13:54 (ten years ago) link
good looking out
stomach boilslooool
― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 14:07 (ten years ago) link
bones snap in half
― Neil S, Wednesday, 5 June 2013 14:11 (ten years ago) link
does it give u an erection tho like when bros get hanged
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 15:16 (ten years ago) link
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, June 5, 2013 8:54 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
ya I guess you posted it in the wrong thread
― iatee, Wednesday, 5 June 2013 15:17 (ten years ago) link
sorry officer, won't happen again
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 16:15 (ten years ago) link
jfc
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 16:16 (ten years ago) link
guys lets all spark one and chill
― steening in your HOOSless carriage (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 16:19 (ten years ago) link
*brain dies*
― waterface, Wednesday, 5 June 2013 16:20 (ten years ago) link
"Heart Gets Attacked (By Snoop Lion)"
― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 16:26 (ten years ago) link
my skeleton just broke
― Moodles, Wednesday, 5 June 2013 16:43 (ten years ago) link
"plagues the room"
― nickn, Wednesday, 5 June 2013 17:43 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/bHL9F9D.gif
― ☉.☉☂ (unregistered), Saturday, 8 June 2013 13:46 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/uisbvZB.gif
― ☉.☉☂ (unregistered), Saturday, 8 June 2013 13:47 (ten years ago) link
Thought that said "Paris Hitler" for a second.
Dolliecrave.com is my new hero btw.
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 8 June 2013 14:00 (ten years ago) link
"life"
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 8 June 2013 16:10 (ten years ago) link
that 'bark grows on trees' thing went around my primary school in the '80s, almost word for word
― the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 8 June 2013 21:38 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seqWiHLCmcY
― balls, Saturday, 8 June 2013 21:42 (ten years ago) link
xpthe variation i heard when i was a kid was in reply to someone calling you a jerk"well, a jerk is a tug and a tug is a boat and a boat's on water and water is nature..." etc
― one if by lamp, two if by deeznuts (m bison), Saturday, 8 June 2013 22:40 (ten years ago) link
friends;;
― cardamon, Saturday, 8 June 2013 22:59 (ten years ago) link
Not a macro, but lately whenever someone posts a picture of someone walking in a park, someone else rushes in to quote fucking Walden in the comments.
― emilys., Sunday, 9 June 2013 22:19 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/960045_542217955814115_1784780964_n.jpg
the only person tagged was david letterman
― congratulations (n/a), Sunday, 9 June 2013 23:00 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/485616_10151698590796410_1805761152_n.jpg"Naw you're not. You're a fat greasy bawbag..."
― Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Sunday, 9 June 2013 23:00 (ten years ago) link
is the reaper next to jon stewart obama?
― Mordy , Sunday, 9 June 2013 23:07 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/p480x480/995724_501756616562729_874079899_n.jpg
― Je55e, Sunday, 9 June 2013 23:51 (ten years ago) link
This woman was the salutatorian of my high school and wicked sharp, funny, and fun and also goth/punk, but I just looked at her FB page and it's nothing but these images + pics of her new husband.
That last has some bearing on this one, I think
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/394514_10200976694482144_532217996_n.jpg
― Je55e, Sunday, 9 June 2013 23:59 (ten years ago) link
Good band name!
― Eyeball Kicks, Monday, 10 June 2013 09:19 (ten years ago) link
The live album could be called "Hitler in Paris"
or not.
― Mark G, Monday, 10 June 2013 09:22 (ten years ago) link
oh there is a Paris Hitler on myspace:
Genre: Comedy / Electro / GlamLocation BERLIN, FRProfile Views: 74559Last Login: 28/10/2010Member Since 28/11/2006
― Eyeball Kicks, Monday, 10 June 2013 09:22 (ten years ago) link
All of my best examples on this thread are also from a too-young grandmother.
― Three Word Username, Monday, 10 June 2013 09:25 (ten years ago) link
Nice when this happens organically:
http://i43.tinypic.com/24ee5nl.jpg
― ... (Eazy), Monday, 10 June 2013 14:14 (ten years ago) link
ok this one is actually really funny
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/999737_617989038213712_1135643553_n.png
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 02:59 (ten years ago) link
It's the NSA, not the CIA, tbf.
― Aimless, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 03:00 (ten years ago) link
PRISM a whole new dawn for passive-aggressive GIFs:
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/988654_469325179821495_2144595896_n.png
― Neil S, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 12:43 (ten years ago) link
3% of facebookers will repost that? That's a lot of people!
― Mark G, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 12:48 (ten years ago) link
To be fair, presumably Snowden had access to enough private Facebook meme data to make at least a ballpark estimate.
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 12:53 (ten years ago) link
when lolcats take a community service break
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 13:48 (ten years ago) link
icanhassomethingserioustosay dot com
"I can has extradition?"
― Mark G, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 13:49 (ten years ago) link
― Aimless, Monday, June 10, 2013 11:00 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
true. otoh, everyone is sharing with everyone we can assume.
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 18:42 (ten years ago) link
it's just like Facebook in fact!
― Neil S, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 18:43 (ten years ago) link
CIA still killin it in brand recognition
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 18:49 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/jP44Yqf.jpg
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 02:46 (ten years ago) link
damn you, Will Smith
― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 02:52 (ten years ago) link
why didn't they just make the font smaller and put it all at the bottom of the photo ffs
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 02:53 (ten years ago) link
yeah that was really hard to follow for some reason
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 02:58 (ten years ago) link
BOYS LAUGH AT WHAT THEY PUT GIRLS THROUGH BUT THEYWON'T BE LAUGHING WHEN
[picture of Arya Stark]
ONE OF THOSE GIRL PLUNGES A DAGGER INTO THEIR NECKS AGAINAND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN
― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 03:00 (ten years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltowd9gs6G1qzo3vco1_500.png
― Treeship, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 03:01 (ten years ago) link
i actually like that one DJP quoted as a commentary on the will smith macro
― Treeship, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 03:02 (ten years ago) link
which it is. i thought it was a standalone thing at first -- why my reaction was 'jesus'
lol DJP.
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 03:04 (ten years ago) link
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-_fSpZjWBGHo/UZVw1P5xAGI/AAAAAAAABGI/760iDKGu9bk/s400/disappointed-photo-quotes-1.jpg
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 21:26 (ten years ago) link
adornofacepalm.gif
― high inerja (seandalai), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 21:32 (ten years ago) link
yesssss, more Adorno gifs please. I may have to crack open Aestheic Theory when I get home so I can pull up some of his most pessimistic aphorisms.
― Moodles, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 21:35 (ten years ago) link
and then attribute them to Bob Marley
― but olives are valuable too (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 21:36 (ten years ago) link
http://quotepixel.com/images/quotes/life/popular-life-sayings_4907-1.png
― high inerja (seandalai), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 21:37 (ten years ago) link
http://www.quotesdonkey.com/author-images/theodor-w.-adorno-quotes.png
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 13 June 2013 00:42 (ten years ago) link
er,
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 13 June 2013 00:43 (ten years ago) link
http://quotepixel.com/images/quotes/life/life-pictures-quotes_4907-3.png
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luicdyHfeP1r13az5o1_r1_500.png
http://www.lushquotes.com/pics/theodor-adorno/Proletarian-language-is-dictated-by-hunger.-The-poor-chew-words-to-fill-their-bellies..jpg
I wonder which one of these would make Adorno vomit first.
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 13 June 2013 00:46 (ten years ago) link
the second surely. no art after facebook.
― Mordy , Thursday, 13 June 2013 00:55 (ten years ago) link
I like the direction this thread has taken. I think they all would make him vomit but the whimsical font in the second one would give him an aneurysm. Or maybe not. He was pretty resilient.. living as an ex pat during ww2, coping with personal tragedy etc
― Treeship, Thursday, 13 June 2013 00:57 (ten years ago) link
I don't have the artistic skills, but if anyone wants to take stab at putting these into a nice comic sans, I'd appreciate it:
The bourgeois want art voluptuous and life ascetic; the reverse would be better.
The act of repulsion must be constantly renewed.
The new is akin to death.
― Moodles, Thursday, 13 June 2013 01:11 (ten years ago) link
http://tpparty.com/barfield/output_20130612_181228.gif
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 13 June 2013 01:12 (ten years ago) link
you're my hero
― Moodles, Thursday, 13 June 2013 01:15 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgflip.com/1y6tv.jpg
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Thursday, 13 June 2013 01:19 (ten years ago) link
http://imgflip.com/i/1yd9x
― Øystein, Thursday, 13 June 2013 09:51 (ten years ago) link
Let's try that againhttp://i.imgflip.com/1yd9x.jpg
Cioran otmfm
― dohism (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 13 June 2013 09:52 (ten years ago) link
http://www.cubex.co.uk/talk_to_us.php - Just found this... what?
― Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Thursday, 13 June 2013 13:38 (ten years ago) link
it's on the list: http://www.rootsreggaeclub.com/culture_reggae_afro/quotes_citations_bob_marley/quotes_bob_marley_citations.htm
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 13 June 2013 13:44 (ten years ago) link
yay, more cioran pictures! definitely will put those on my fb.
― scott seward, Thursday, 13 June 2013 13:46 (ten years ago) link
p.s. for the adorno fans, GIS just about any frankfurt school figure plus "quote" or "words of wisdom" and you get some hum-dingers, unfortunately they tend to be like 1600x2000px
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 13 June 2013 13:50 (ten years ago) link
Bob Marley Quote # 52: ;Me never believe in marriage that much...marriage is a trap to control me; woman is a coward. Man strong ;
Must be a different Bob Marley.
― Mark G, Thursday, 13 June 2013 14:01 (ten years ago) link
Bob "Cookie Monster" Marley
― Mordy , Thursday, 13 June 2013 14:02 (ten years ago) link
mar mar binks
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 13 June 2013 14:05 (ten years ago) link
http://www.dream-sound.com/_imageZIK/00%20-%20Dj%20Radikoo%20Rasta%20-%202010-Monster%20Mix%20(Various%20Reggae%20Artists).jpg
― scott seward, Thursday, 13 June 2013 14:05 (ten years ago) link
http://img2.etsystatic.com/004/0/7376179/il_fullxfull.383050466_f8s4.jpg
― scott seward, Thursday, 13 June 2013 14:06 (ten years ago) link
Darn. This item is no longer available.The item "Blob Marley crocheted monster" by LouQCrochet cannot be viewed because it has expired.
― scott seward, Thursday, 13 June 2013 14:07 (ten years ago) link
http://img1.etsystatic.com/015/1/6141229/il_570xN.416893549_isux.jpg
"Love the life you live. Live the life you love"-Bob Marley
Bob Marley was a legend and continues to spread good vibes around the world, so why not have a little rasta man to carry around with you at all times?
This amigurumi Jamaican octopus is ready to chill with you, with his dreads, rasta beanie, and herbal cigar! This is a must have for yourself, the hippie in your life, or a Bob Marley fan!
― scott seward, Thursday, 13 June 2013 14:08 (ten years ago) link
the monster mix jpg contains several good tattoo ideas
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 13 June 2013 14:28 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1002962_499865960066565_191850592_n.jpg
― Brad C., Thursday, 13 June 2013 20:28 (ten years ago) link
Those questions don't seem so much diagnostic as just taking a history of current complaints.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 13 June 2013 20:36 (ten years ago) link
And after you answered all these questions, the medicine person looked thoughtful. Very, very thoughtful. And this was a comfort of sorts.
― Aimless, Thursday, 13 June 2013 20:40 (ten years ago) link
yeah that's basically just asking "When did you start to act like a depressed person?"
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Thursday, 13 June 2013 20:53 (ten years ago) link
The final line of that quote runs "Ah,shadduppa ya face"
― Mark G, Thursday, 13 June 2013 21:22 (ten years ago) link
wouldn't you have to stop singing in order to find comfort in the sweet territory of silence?
― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 13 June 2013 21:26 (ten years ago) link
"When did you stop finding comfort in the sweet territory of silence?""WHEN YOU STARTED BLATHERING AT ME FOR THE LAST TEN MINUTES YOU SHAMANISTIC ASSHOLE"
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Thursday, 13 June 2013 21:37 (ten years ago) link
"...and that's why many shamanic societies eagerly signed on to the Fifth Amendment."
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 13 June 2013 21:54 (ten years ago) link
"Got any salmon?"
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 13 June 2013 22:39 (ten years ago) link
Gabrielle Roth seems like a person I wouldn't have much in common with.
― Treeship, Thursday, 13 June 2013 22:49 (ten years ago) link
I get along with some New Age type people and can see where they are coming from, sometimes, but the glib denial of the reality of depression us just something I can't stand
― Treeship, Thursday, 13 June 2013 22:51 (ten years ago) link
Perhaps the worst strain of New Age thought is "you make your own reality and whatever you think is called into being". I well understand the small grain of truth in this aphorism, but it is often applied in a literal-minded and pea-brained way that really sucks. Are you depressed? Just start thinking happier thoughts! Were you raped? You should ask yourself if maybe your thoughts gave off the wrong vibe to the universe and you were, uh, asking for it.
― Aimless, Thursday, 13 June 2013 23:03 (ten years ago) link
Yeah exactly. Really couldn't have said it better. I think a lot of that thinking appeals to peoples' desire to believe they have control over every aspect of their life, including their physical health, and while that's understandable enough it is also immature and leads to callousness toward the suffering of others.
― Treeship, Thursday, 13 June 2013 23:10 (ten years ago) link
Aimless OTM.
Also anybody who suggests that negative thinking causes cancer sucks and I hate them.
― carl agatha, Friday, 14 June 2013 00:09 (ten years ago) link
Bad enough the first time around with Mary Baker Eddy.
― Aimless, Friday, 14 June 2013 00:46 (ten years ago) link
Xp a hippieish acquaintance once said that to one of my best friends either during or right after he had lymphoma
― Treeship, Friday, 14 June 2013 00:48 (ten years ago) link
ok one more adorno one
http://www.lushquotes.com/pics/theodor-adorno/The-first-and-only-principle-of-sexual-ethics%3A-the-accuser-is-always-in-the-wrong..jpg
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Friday, 14 June 2013 02:19 (ten years ago) link
how awesome is that no gun island party going to treat you? hanging with dave and colbert, sipping martinis with clooney and matt damon.
― educate yourself to this reality (sunny successor), Friday, 14 June 2013 21:51 (ten years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/a3601d08d9acc38107441bcbc499c86e/tumblr_ml97y2E28Q1qzgq67o1_500.jpg
i'm pretty cynical about cell phones in general but this is maybe the most rmde thing ever
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Saturday, 15 June 2013 00:47 (ten years ago) link
the poetry of life. this guy must spend all his time sitting in scenic woodlands composing his thoughts in a journal.
― Spectrum, Saturday, 15 June 2013 00:58 (ten years ago) link
what if you're actually reading poetry on your phone
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Saturday, 15 June 2013 00:59 (ten years ago) link
Is there even glass in that frame?
― pplains, Saturday, 15 June 2013 01:01 (ten years ago) link
can we seriously call the font police on this guy FFS
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 15 June 2013 01:50 (ten years ago) link
OMG THE UNDERLINING FFS
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 15 June 2013 01:51 (ten years ago) link
first against the wall FFS
― high inerja (seandalai), Saturday, 15 June 2013 01:53 (ten years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 15 June 2013 02:00 (ten years ago) link
"Oh, for fried salmon!" -- my grandfather (non-existent)
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Saturday, 15 June 2013 02:26 (ten years ago) link
it's the random font change of "CONSTANTLY" that offends most here
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 15 June 2013 02:38 (ten years ago) link
that or the stupid fucking page break line of dashes for no reason
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 15 June 2013 02:42 (ten years ago) link
snoppet
― j., Saturday, 15 June 2013 02:42 (ten years ago) link
that guy doesn't know about creating and sharing transitory art with snapchat
― well-composed selfie (Matt P), Saturday, 15 June 2013 02:45 (ten years ago) link
ugh why does it go from centered to right justified?!? Ughhh, more unbearable than teen sexting or whatever.
― Set the controls for the fart of the pun (Viceroy), Saturday, 15 June 2013 03:27 (ten years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 15 June 2013 03:30 (ten years ago) link
goes from self-centered to self-justified more like
― should we bin tapping? (darraghmac), Saturday, 15 June 2013 03:32 (ten years ago) link
I think that looks great. love the frame.
― ttyih boi (crüt), Saturday, 15 June 2013 03:43 (ten years ago) link
flagged u
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 15 June 2013 04:18 (ten years ago) link
also great message :]]]]]
― the late great, Saturday, 15 June 2013 04:19 (ten years ago) link
http://data.whicdn.com/images/17017696/tumblr_ltzzzrwzOm1r4c06io1_500_large.jpg
― possible badger on malware thread (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 16 June 2013 09:49 (ten years ago) link
There's loads of creatures on this planet!
― Mark G, Sunday, 16 June 2013 15:25 (ten years ago) link
loads of them "being honest" too
― possible badger on malware thread (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 16 June 2013 15:55 (ten years ago) link
just sayin yo
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 16 June 2013 16:40 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/LrYoHO4.png
― http://threeframes.net (gr8080), Monday, 17 June 2013 11:54 (ten years ago) link
asses do not work that way
― caek, Monday, 17 June 2013 12:18 (ten years ago) link
So is that number next to Helen Mckavett's name the number of squats she did, or her phone number in Russia, or her Ass Concentration Camp ID number, or . . . ?
― This amigurumi Jamaican octopus is ready to chill with you (Phil D.), Monday, 17 June 2013 13:06 (ten years ago) link
looks like a UK number #facebookdetective
― Neil S, Monday, 17 June 2013 13:14 (ten years ago) link
1 NEW ASS :)
― we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Monday, 17 June 2013 15:43 (ten years ago) link
Herbalife, huh. I tried pyramid selling for a while- actually did pretty well out of it. Those Egyptians sure are suckers.
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 17 June 2013 16:00 (ten years ago) link
yeah i've got a mate who's quite a bit youngr than me who nearly got roped into that herbalife scheme.
― Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Monday, 17 June 2013 16:04 (ten years ago) link
my stepfather was way into it so i know its as dodgy as hell at least in australia. dog latin's DN is awesome btw
― educate yourself to this reality (sunny successor), Monday, 17 June 2013 16:16 (ten years ago) link
more shirts
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/s403x403/969185_468827033200990_615075772_n.jpg
― how's life, Monday, 17 June 2013 19:08 (ten years ago) link
"You got her a corsage? Well here's YOUR corsage." *glower*
― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Monday, 17 June 2013 19:10 (ten years ago) link
"whatever you do to her, I will do to you"
Milkshakes, walks in the park, bunches of flowers.
― Neil S, Monday, 17 June 2013 19:11 (ten years ago) link
a polite smooch on the cheek
― misandry rublev (donna rouge), Monday, 17 June 2013 19:13 (ten years ago) link
thought that said "I hurt her, I hurt you"
― ttyih boi (crüt), Monday, 17 June 2013 19:16 (ten years ago) link
hurting you and her and everyone else hurts me more than it hurts you and her and everyone else
― j., Monday, 17 June 2013 19:27 (ten years ago) link
I just read that post out of context and thought I had done something terrible
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Monday, 17 June 2013 19:29 (ten years ago) link
I thought they were addressing you too. lol.
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Monday, 17 June 2013 19:33 (ten years ago) link
I'm not sure how to follow the rule "I'm everywhere"
― Evan, Monday, 17 June 2013 19:36 (ten years ago) link
hope he owns a My Little Pony costume
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 17 June 2013 19:54 (ten years ago) link
Hurting?
― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Monday, 17 June 2013 19:56 (ten years ago) link
remember, if my daughter is hurting, you're hurting, or I'm not Hurting
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Monday, 17 June 2013 19:56 (ten years ago) link
*gets a lawyer*
― we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Monday, 17 June 2013 20:01 (ten years ago) link
Why is it on the back of the shirt?
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Monday, 17 June 2013 20:03 (ten years ago) link
like any self-respecting father is going to face the no-good bum trying to date his daughter
― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Monday, 17 June 2013 20:04 (ten years ago) link
― we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Monday, 17 June 2013 20:04 (ten years ago) link
It's on the back of the shirt so you can read it while you KISS HIS ASS.
― carl agatha, Monday, 17 June 2013 20:04 (ten years ago) link
lol @ any of that making sense to a teenage boy
― http://threeframes.net (gr8080), Monday, 17 June 2013 20:26 (ten years ago) link
Irl lol at carl agatha
― This amigurumi Jamaican octopus is ready to chill with you (Phil D.), Monday, 17 June 2013 21:13 (ten years ago) link
― carl agatha, Monday, June 17, 2013 4:04 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
or while you TOSS HIS SALAD, just like in JAIL
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Monday, 17 June 2013 21:20 (ten years ago) link
I think that's an entirely different shirt
― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Monday, 17 June 2013 21:21 (ten years ago) link
everything you do to my daughter you also have to do to me in the butt
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Monday, 17 June 2013 21:31 (ten years ago) link
omg hahhaha
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 17 June 2013 21:32 (ten years ago) link
"Oh, you got her a a corsage?" etc
― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Monday, 17 June 2013 21:32 (ten years ago) link
add "in the butt" to every item on the list
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Monday, 17 June 2013 21:40 (ten years ago) link
get a job in the butt hee hee
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 17 June 2013 21:41 (ten years ago) link
get a lawyer in the butt harglh
― Mark G, Monday, 17 June 2013 21:53 (ten years ago) link
My closest friend of some 24 years, who has a 13 year old daughter and is a cop, just shared that t-shirt on FB unironically. His comment: "See, it's not just me!"
― This amigurumi Jamaican octopus is ready to chill with you (Phil D.), Monday, 17 June 2013 23:04 (ten years ago) link
either he'll break her spirit or she'll break his heart.
― Aimless, Monday, 17 June 2013 23:06 (ten years ago) link
http://img829.imageshack.us/img829/6348/d939.jpg
― Neanderthal, Monday, 17 June 2013 23:12 (ten years ago) link
what's a gentleman to a non-believer
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Monday, 17 June 2013 23:16 (ten years ago) link
and i got spurs that jingle jangle jingle
― mookieproof, Monday, 17 June 2013 23:21 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/uvrwnu1.jpg
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Monday, 17 June 2013 23:56 (ten years ago) link
I am willfully misreading it as AND A GENTLEMAN HAS ASS
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 17 June 2013 23:59 (ten years ago) link
huge lol @ f hazel there
― balls, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 00:52 (ten years ago) link
YOU'RE MUCH TOO YOUNGTO DIE FOR THE SINS OF MAN
― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 00:53 (ten years ago) link
suddenly the rest of my friends are making bitstrips comics of themselves, a good two months after a handful of other friends did it and it was kinda cute.
NOW I'M GOING TO MURDER EVERYONE
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 01:07 (ten years ago) link
like this?
http://robot6.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/ulrich-krazy_1000px.jpg
― Mark G, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 08:16 (ten years ago) link
somehow i stumbled onto this page. the pathos here is just kind of shattering if i think about it too much. there must be thousands and thousands of pages like this.
https://www.facebook.com/DJSILIVER
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 10:13 (ten years ago) link
Tracer, are you familiar with BH ideas?
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 12:43 (ten years ago) link
Oh God, his fiance's too. :(
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 12:45 (ten years ago) link
manupgodsway.org
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 13:58 (ten years ago) link
Man, U P God's way.
― This amigurumi Jamaican octopus is ready to chill with you (Phil D.), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 14:00 (ten years ago) link
manup godsway, west african actor who appeared in several minor 1980s comedies
― Spectrum, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 14:37 (ten years ago) link
Nice find, Tracer. I. Hope. That. It's. Real. Like. True. Love.
― pplains, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 15:21 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/6482_550936254948775_476924498_n.jpg
i hate to say it, but...mickey mouse didn't hear you at all because you quietly asked and it had a giant shell of plastic surrounding its head!
― Z S, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 13:15 (ten years ago) link
The first person I ever spoke to in my invented language. I quietly asked him "Yurgon bloventhmeka!! Garnon Frinook!! Par rizzy wizzle??". It took a moment but he nodded and held me very close for a photo. I still cry every time I look at it.
― Z S, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 13:26 (ten years ago) link
The first person I came out to was Furby. I was twelve. I quietly asked him of he would still love me if I liked girls. It took me a moment but he flapped his ears, said, "Doo-moh a-tay," and held my finger in his beak for a photo. I still cry every time I look at it.
― ☉.☉☂ (unregistered), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 13:41 (ten years ago) link
*took me
― ☉.☉☂ (unregistered), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 13:42 (ten years ago) link
took somebody, anyway..
― Mark G, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 13:43 (ten years ago) link
You guys have become Siva, destroyer of disney worlds.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 15:51 (ten years ago) link
The first person I came out to was Siva, destroyer of worlds.
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 16:05 (ten years ago) link
He said lol I'll kick your ass fag
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 16:06 (ten years ago) link
Thank you, waster cousin:
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/995818_10151759264004529_1319157704_n.jpg
― on the sidelines dishing out sass (suzy), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 19:27 (ten years ago) link
― on the sidelines dishing out sass (suzy), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 19:28 (ten years ago) link
idk. I'm pretty sure I've been that high.
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 19:49 (ten years ago) link
I'm pretty sure [cousin's name redacted] has also been that high.
― on the sidelines dishing out sass (suzy), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 19:51 (ten years ago) link
i'd eat strawberry cake in a bush after like three puffs off a joint. shit, I'll do it right now sober, I'm 10 blocks from central park, who's bringing the cake.
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 19:52 (ten years ago) link
if you give me a cake i'll just sit down to eat it it doesn't matter where i am
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 19:57 (ten years ago) link
x-post - otm
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 20:08 (ten years ago) link
zachylon otm too for that matter
i just want cake now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VF_o7aSjl_E
― keyser saucy vagina (DJP), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 20:09 (ten years ago) link
I am a block away from macarthur park I deserve the cake the most
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 20:12 (ten years ago) link
someone give me a cake before I go to the valley
i have a slice of cake downstairs but i already ate
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 20:30 (ten years ago) link
A CLASSIC
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/1011694_10151676223197855_367585068_n.jpg
but posted with the comment "Bob marley knew."
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 22:37 (ten years ago) link
"Bob marley knew"
Bob "9 Amazing Women" Marley
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 22:48 (ten years ago) link
http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/8906/aute.jpg
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 22:48 (ten years ago) link
or you just want an excuse to give yourself a thumbs up
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 22:52 (ten years ago) link
"man i sure flipped that coin good! i love myself today!"
in my household if I flipped a coin one of my roommates would steal it out from under me so nuh-uh not gonna happen
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 22:59 (ten years ago) link
sometimes i flip a coin just because i'm in the middle of a football field and everyone seems to get angry at me when i don't
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 23:16 (ten years ago) link
As the coin spun in the air, I suddenly realized "I want it to come up tails"
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 23:23 (ten years ago) link
And he put down the razor blade.
― nickn, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 23:36 (ten years ago) link
I like to imagine the person in the pic throwing the coin up in the air and then getting tackled by a linebacker before it lands
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 23:44 (ten years ago) link
yes plz.
― Mark G, Thursday, 20 June 2013 08:06 (ten years ago) link
http://i42.tinypic.com/f0qhrn.jpg
― MaresNest, Thursday, 20 June 2013 09:46 (ten years ago) link
nice to see Facebook as the last refuge of urbane high culture
― The drone that was played caused panic and confusion (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 20 June 2013 09:48 (ten years ago) link
Iain Banks OTM
― Neil S, Thursday, 20 June 2013 10:08 (ten years ago) link
people posting that on facebook can GTFO though obvs
― Neil S, Thursday, 20 June 2013 10:11 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/vqJiA96.jpg
― 乒乓, Thursday, 20 June 2013 11:28 (ten years ago) link
^^^ doesn't understand how fertilization happens
― The drone that was played caused panic and confusion (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 20 June 2013 11:30 (ten years ago) link
I dunno, "inside" seems the right word ..
― Mark G, Thursday, 20 June 2013 11:38 (ten years ago) link
that raises a number of questions that are too stupid to pose individually.
― Neil S, Thursday, 20 June 2013 13:23 (ten years ago) link
I for one welcome our new giant chthonic overlords shortly to break free from their imprisonment within the earth, destroying it utterly.
― nagl dude dude dude (ledge), Thursday, 20 June 2013 13:51 (ten years ago) link
www.atti-tude.com
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 June 2013 13:53 (ten years ago) link
^update of Misfits song in 2013
you got some fuckin' www.atti-tude.com
― Neil S, Thursday, 20 June 2013 14:00 (ten years ago) link
I'll never think of the Mariana Trench the same way again.
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Thursday, 20 June 2013 14:09 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1017193_10151541244227983_773316694_n.jpg
― how's life, Friday, 21 June 2013 14:09 (ten years ago) link
^ apparently a fake, but it's getting shared via fb
― how's life, Friday, 21 June 2013 14:11 (ten years ago) link
http://zenpencils.com/archives/"Cartoon Quotes From Inspirational Folks"
Top one:http://maxcdn.zenpencils.com/comics/2012-05-29-gaiman.jpg
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 21 June 2013 18:03 (ten years ago) link
Damn - http://maxcdn.zenpencils.com/comics/2012-05-29-gaiman.jpg
If somebody blew up my cat I sure as shit wouldn't respond by selling t-shirts.
― carl agatha, Friday, 21 June 2013 18:06 (ten years ago) link
If the Internet continually makes fun of your wife for soliciting free labor for her profit-making enterprise, MAKE GOOD ART.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 21 June 2013 18:08 (ten years ago) link
open goal, i'm gonna be the bigger man
― The drone that was played caused panic and confusion (Noodle Vague), Friday, 21 June 2013 18:08 (ten years ago) link
shared by an old friend via facebook, but nsfw, as far as I'm concerned. also, "doing it wrong" as far as I'm concerned, but whatever.
― how's life, Sunday, 23 June 2013 09:51 (ten years ago) link
― Neil S, Sunday, 23 June 2013 11:30 (ten years ago) link
How redditors imagine sex
― carl agatha, Sunday, 23 June 2013 13:01 (ten years ago) link
Because these things are clearly the same
http://img856.imageshack.us/img856/192/uzrq.jpg
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 23 June 2013 13:02 (ten years ago) link
NO. EVERYTHING IS EQUIVALENT. THERE IS NO NUANCE. ALL CAPS FOREVER.
― carl agatha, Sunday, 23 June 2013 13:03 (ten years ago) link
Well ...
― cardamon, Sunday, 23 June 2013 13:16 (ten years ago) link
Not that I agree with the meme as it is there, and I distrust the motivations and assumptions behind it. Putting something in a film does not = saying it to someone. Saying you should be able to put something in a film also does not = thinking it's fair to say it to someone/do it to someone.
But ... Tarantino as famous director of post-modern films does 'get away' with using the word nigger in his films, or using graphic violence in his films, culturally, in that there exists a demographic of critics, professional or just you and me, who wd see his stuff and think it was cleverly making a point, but see the same stuff elsewhere and assume sincerity.
South Park/Family Guy also. Also Roman Polanski if we want to stretch this.
― cardamon, Sunday, 23 June 2013 13:22 (ten years ago) link
Oh I wholeheartedly agree on THAT, particularly in Reservoir Dogs, and Pulp Fiction where the word is not only uttered but by him himself and is truly unnecessary in the context.
Only focused on the meme itself here!
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 23 June 2013 13:23 (ten years ago) link
I just hate false equivalencies, or people's insistence that you can't criticize X unless you also previously criticized Y, particularly if X and Y are false equivalencies. See also: response to ppl on the Internet calling out sexism in anything anywhere, my right wing family frothing at the mouth about the Chicago Machine any time I criticize GOP's position on anything.
― carl agatha, Sunday, 23 June 2013 13:30 (ten years ago) link
A friend of mine (who is a very sweet young woman, a local performer) was expressing her horror at seeing a local Klansman, in full regalia, spreading hate messages outside a 7-11. Maybe something that you get desensitized to if you see it a lot, but she hadn't before.
Naturally, not 3 replies from friends goes by when a woman posts "Why weren't people up in arms when <some minority> was criticizing white people?". And later dropping gems like "I can't get a 'handout' as I'm not a minority".
Later I found out it was my friend's aunt, who later blocked her after she rightfully got a sea of criticism (mostly from me and 2 other folk). Sometimes family is rough.
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 23 June 2013 13:35 (ten years ago) link
Yup. And anyway, quite a lot of people *did* get pissed off/criticise Tarantino, right?
― cardamon, Sunday, 23 June 2013 13:47 (ten years ago) link
Yeah, I mean the commentary on why Tarantino seemed to believe he was allowed to appropriate the n-word for his own has been going on since the late 90s, really. albeit it tends to get buried amongst all of the other things people criticize him for.
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 23 June 2013 13:48 (ten years ago) link
Matt Drudge got really angry.
― Z S, Sunday, 23 June 2013 15:45 (ten years ago) link
People have become desensitized to seeing in person members of the KKK dressed in their starched white sheets? I have never seen anyone like that IRL, would likely lose my shit if I did, and hell, I live in the home state of the KKK's national headquarters.
― pplains, Sunday, 23 June 2013 16:46 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/9050_191998800956928_505971154_n.jpg
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Sunday, 23 June 2013 21:13 (ten years ago) link
that rainbow is so annoyed it's just fucking off into the sea
― Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 23 June 2013 21:51 (ten years ago) link
had to explain to someone why a Straight Pride Parade is a bad idea. Worse yet - this was someone who believes heavily in gay rights!
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 23 June 2013 22:12 (ten years ago) link
What about a Homepride parade?
― Mark G, Sunday, 23 June 2013 22:40 (ten years ago) link
During the worst times in your life, people will queue up to take advantage of you, hiding their true colours to a degree rarely attained during the better times of your life.
― cardamon, Monday, 24 June 2013 00:05 (ten years ago) link
During the worst times in your life, people will take on demeanours of heightened monstrosity or loveliness, for the most part, undeserved, and projected by yourself. The result is often a spiral of worsening times.
― cardamon, Monday, 24 June 2013 00:07 (ten years ago) link
now that's a hell of a meme
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, 24 June 2013 01:21 (ten years ago) link
man what ocean has the water with words printed on the surface like the picture, must visit...
― Neanderthal, Monday, 24 June 2013 01:42 (ten years ago) link
I wish I was god so I could make dumb words appear in the sky.
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Monday, 24 June 2013 03:32 (ten years ago) link
http://www.mennomail.nl/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/lion-king.jpg
― Romantic style in da world (crüt), Monday, 24 June 2013 03:39 (ten years ago) link
how much does a skywriter cost again?
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Monday, 24 June 2013 03:58 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1003824_516501161750747_181718522_n.jpg
― Neil S, Monday, 24 June 2013 10:56 (ten years ago) link
Fuck u Furtick
― Neil S, Monday, 24 June 2013 10:57 (ten years ago) link
that's narcissist talk, Furtick.
― educate yourself to this reality (sunny successor), Monday, 24 June 2013 14:12 (ten years ago) link
i think there's some truth behind that though. i spend so much time going through endless hours of my behind-the-scenes footage, editing, applying basic temp effects for a first screening, re-editing, trying to incorporate new behind-the-scenes footage (it never stops!!), on and on and on. and then when i pop in someone else's highlight reel, and the things they're doing are just so fantastic, the audio is so clear, the lighting always appears to be "the magic hour", the transitions are thought-provoking but never distracting - it makes me want to quit sometimes, it really does.
― Z S, Monday, 24 June 2013 18:27 (ten years ago) link
Once in the middle of a conversation among a few people, this one kid I knew said "If this conversation were in a movie, would you want to be watching it?"
He later became a very, very minor local media personality.
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Monday, 24 June 2013 18:30 (ten years ago) link
On the basis of saying that?
― Neanderthal, Monday, 24 June 2013 18:31 (ten years ago) link
how did the conversation go after he said that? did everyone step up their game?
― Z S, Monday, 24 June 2013 18:32 (ten years ago) link
Probably didn't have a chance once the media circus arrived after he unleashed that amazing quote.
― Neanderthal, Monday, 24 June 2013 18:33 (ten years ago) link
I think I just said something along the lines of "most of life is not something I'd want to watch in a movie"
he has shown up in magazine fob sections once or twice commenting on syle and I think he hosts shit at hipster clubs.
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Monday, 24 June 2013 18:34 (ten years ago) link
i suppose you could have just stared back blankly for the next several minutes and told him the next day that you're a big fan of warhol's screen tests.
― Z S, Monday, 24 June 2013 18:39 (ten years ago) link
Buncha Gene Siskel-come-latelies. (His famous benchmark was, "Is this movie more interesting than a film of the cast having lunch together would be?")
― This amigurumi Jamaican octopus is ready to chill with you (Phil D.), Monday, 24 June 2013 18:42 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/jx5bbwk.jpg
― li'l sebastian, Thursday, 27 June 2013 00:43 (ten years ago) link
MILLIONAIRE KING OF RAPPERS!
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 27 June 2013 00:47 (ten years ago) link
that meme got shouty and couldn't control itself when talking about kanye
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 27 June 2013 00:48 (ten years ago) link
Just wait until Jay Z hears this king of rappers thing
― pplains, Thursday, 27 June 2013 01:29 (ten years ago) link
do you support Paul Deen?
― DJP, Thursday, 27 June 2013 01:48 (ten years ago) link
I think Jay Z is BILLIONAIRE King of Rappers.
There are tiers. You didn't know?
― This amigurumi Jamaican octopus is ready to chill with you (Phil D.), Thursday, 27 June 2013 01:59 (ten years ago) link
"Says n***** every other word on a daily basis"
Damn, his conversations must be confusing as hell
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 27 June 2013 03:27 (ten years ago) link
― cardamon, Thursday, 27 June 2013 03:42 (ten years ago) link
lol point taken
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 27 June 2013 03:44 (ten years ago) link
I could sympathise with an out of touch, confused person who didn't quite understand the difference between directly calling someone a n***** (when you're white) and general use of the word (e.g. in rap).
The reason I would sympathise would be that the message given out to kids and general public still seems to be 'using that word is wrong!' when in fact that's not what the issue is at all. It's that using any loaded word as a weapon against someone is wrong, and some words can be very loaded indeed.
Actually it's even more complicated than that.
But if I hadn't been taught about it in those terms, and simply told that saying n***** was wrong, I might feel hard done by at the sight of paula deen's downfall and rappers 'getting away with it'.
― cardamon, Thursday, 27 June 2013 03:49 (ten years ago) link
But they are both successful media people with a lot of money and wtf is that meme coming from with 'the liberal media' making him king of rappers, etc, etc. It's a deeply stupid artifact.
But it's also easy - if you've, for example, studied linguistics and semiology - to understand that there can be radically different ways of 'saying a word'; and easy to forget that this is a pretty difficult concept to grasp and our default state is probably to think that 'saying a word' to someone's face = 'saying a word' in a song = 'saying a word' on a tv show and thus, if there's a stigma attached to 'saying a word' it should apply everywhere.
― cardamon, Thursday, 27 June 2013 03:57 (ten years ago) link
These Deenfenders... She said she would like to have servants for a party dressed as slaves. Even KKK assholes have to be, "That shit is weird."
― pplains, Thursday, 27 June 2013 04:34 (ten years ago) link
"politically" Correct
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 27 June 2013 09:19 (ten years ago) link
why do idiots always capitalize so crazy
― j., Thursday, 27 June 2013 09:33 (ten years ago) link
I aint sayin she a gold digger/ But she want some blacks dressed up as slaves to serve at her wedding dinner
― MILLIONAIRE KING OF RAPPERS! (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 27 June 2013 09:41 (ten years ago) link
I mean, I'm sure Kanye's done some other songs where that might even scan, but fuck it.
thats gotta be a troll
― max, Thursday, 27 June 2013 11:20 (ten years ago) link
Paula Deen "The N word" but Kanye says "nigger"
― Je55e, Thursday, 27 June 2013 11:21 (ten years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BNwd70MCQAAD3Nw.jpg
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 27 June 2013 12:22 (ten years ago) link
pauline hanson, media soundbite expert
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 27 June 2013 12:23 (ten years ago) link
you know, if Paula Deen had asked for some "african american youths" to be dressed up as slaves at her wedding dinner, somehow I don't think that would be ok eithr
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Thursday, 27 June 2013 14:31 (ten years ago) link
Still loving "Paul Deen."
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 27 June 2013 14:45 (ten years ago) link
Remember that weird GOP dinner in one of the Carolinas where they had African Americans in costume portraying slaves? AT LEAST THEY WEREN'T POURING SWEET TEA OUT FOR THE DINERS.
"We don't have much of a budget for the dinner? Well, what if we dressed the wait staff up like Holocaust victims. That way, folks wouldn't feel so bad about not having much on their plate!"
― pplains, Thursday, 27 June 2013 14:46 (ten years ago) link
Man, I don't know if I'm making this up or if I read it somewhere or if it really happened but I went to Model UN when I was in high school and there was a group dinner event and I swear students were encouraged to skip dinner as some kind of Holocaust remembrance thing? Or maybe it was a famine awareness gesture? It was tacky as hell, whatever it was.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 27 June 2013 14:53 (ten years ago) link
"I'm just going to skip dinner and go stand next to the kitchen ovens for awhile."
― pplains, Thursday, 27 June 2013 15:08 (ten years ago) link
fb friend posted this
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/7TEFQF/www.sooofun.com/wtf-is-wrong-with-americans
just a regular silhouette dropping some Nordic wisdom
― Romantic style in da world (crüt), Thursday, 27 June 2013 15:42 (ten years ago) link
My internal reading voice went straight for "Ole and Lena Joke".
― how's life, Thursday, 27 June 2013 15:49 (ten years ago) link
Silhouette man unmasked:
http://mytornadoalley.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/swedish-chef.jpg
― MILLIONAIRE KING OF RAPPERS! (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 27 June 2013 15:55 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1014310_582998541722602_1946393000_n.jpg
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 28 June 2013 17:23 (ten years ago) link
Roog! Roog!
― kinder, Friday, 28 June 2013 17:39 (ten years ago) link
The pic is nice. The text is just a slight variation on a very old joke.
― Aimless, Friday, 28 June 2013 17:46 (ten years ago) link
I just...can't....Oh...my....
http://i.somethingawful.com/u/elpintogrande/june13/cracker2.jpg
― Neanderthal, Friday, 28 June 2013 17:52 (ten years ago) link
aaaaaahahaha
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Friday, 28 June 2013 17:53 (ten years ago) link
Since when was cracker derogatory for Amish
― how's life, Friday, 28 June 2013 17:55 (ten years ago) link
thought that was the lead in Pippin
― Neanderthal, Friday, 28 June 2013 17:57 (ten years ago) link
tbh, I wouldn't hesitate to call that guy a cracker. Maybe we all have a lot of growing up to do....
― Moodles, Friday, 28 June 2013 18:00 (ten years ago) link
I thought that was the lead actor in a Oberlin College production of The Hobbit.
― Aimless, Friday, 28 June 2013 18:00 (ten years ago) link
there and crackergain
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Friday, 28 June 2013 18:05 (ten years ago) link
we can never grow as a people until we treat the least of our tumbler wites white folk with decency and respect.
― Neanderthal, Friday, 28 June 2013 18:11 (ten years ago) link
I've never heard the word cracker used except in the context of white ppl saying its unfair that they aren't allowed to use racial epithets without censure whereas anyone is free to use the word cracker against them
― Treeship, Friday, 28 June 2013 18:32 (ten years ago) link
wait that is supposed to be funny right?
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Friday, 28 June 2013 18:33 (ten years ago) link
apparently it's becoming an issue bc of the trayvon trial
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Friday, 28 June 2013 18:33 (ten years ago) link
xpost being that it came from SomethingAwful, yeah. humorously, not everybody sharing it is in on the joke.
― Neanderthal, Friday, 28 June 2013 18:35 (ten years ago) link
Wow there are some stupid honkies out there.
― carl agatha, Friday, 28 June 2013 19:24 (ten years ago) link
my first thought on seeing that actually was that it had something to do with the band
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Friday, 28 June 2013 19:36 (ten years ago) link
I hear "cracker" solely from hip friends who boast about not owning any records that aren't world music or jazz.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 28 June 2013 19:55 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/1043856_10151543084939001_2075564380_n.jpg
― Romantic style in da world (crüt), Friday, 28 June 2013 20:41 (ten years ago) link
That's a strange twist, didn't see it coming
― Moodles, Friday, 28 June 2013 20:46 (ten years ago) link
sounds like a shitty game. goin out to do a pub crawl instead
― Neanderthal, Friday, 28 June 2013 20:49 (ten years ago) link
Let's guess what that blurry picture is of.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 28 June 2013 20:53 (ten years ago) link
i think it's the highway to hell
― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Friday, 28 June 2013 21:37 (ten years ago) link
A STRANGE GAME. THE ONLY WAY TO WIN IS NOT TO PLAY-FIGHT.
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 28 June 2013 21:45 (ten years ago) link
http://iambeggingmymothernottoreadthisblog.com/2013/06/24/twelve-habits-of-happy-healthy-people-who-dont-give-a-shit-about-your-inner-peace/
relevant
― cardamon, Saturday, 29 June 2013 10:43 (ten years ago) link
http://www.tickld.com/images/content/160614.jpg
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Monday, 1 July 2013 20:55 (ten years ago) link
"Be yourself! Be yourself! Do whatever you like! Show up for work! Pay your bills! Do whatever the fuck you like!"
Like, what if I want to not show up for work and not pay my bills?
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 1 July 2013 21:33 (ten years ago) link
― cardamon, Saturday, June 29, 2013 6:43 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
tbh this is almost as annoying as the posts it is lampooning
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Monday, 1 July 2013 21:55 (ten years ago) link
too many misleading and disingenuous comparisons to unpack here:
http://img809.imageshack.us/img809/5696/bj88.jpg
― Neanderthal, Monday, 1 July 2013 22:17 (ten years ago) link
you forgot "bullshit"
― ledge, Monday, 1 July 2013 22:25 (ten years ago) link
wanted to be nice, guy who made that obv worked vewwy hawwd on it
― Neanderthal, Monday, 1 July 2013 22:31 (ten years ago) link
fwiw the oft cited kleck study is pretty well debunked here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gun_violence_in_the_United_States#Self-protection
Kleck's figures apparently showed that guns were used many times more often for self-defense in burglaries than there were reported incidents of burglaries of premises whose occupants were awake and armed with firearms
― ledge, Monday, 1 July 2013 22:52 (ten years ago) link
This thread will be a year old (and probably hit ten thousand posts) this month. Can't really believe there was a time when it wasn't part of my ILX life.
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 00:27 (ten years ago) link
<3 happy birthday
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 02:32 (ten years ago) link
These things have just exploded in that time, as far as my newsfeed goes
― cardamon, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 02:50 (ten years ago) link
yeah it's kinda funny to think back that FB at one time wasn't a place where you merely splattered memes all over your Timeline every day. hell even the "Like" feature didn't come around until 2009. I remember the early days where you'd put up a status and that was about it. were you able to comment on people's statuses originally? I joined in 2006 but didn't use it much until 2008.
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 02:54 (ten years ago) link
I realize now how silly it is to say "the early days" about a website that's less than 10 years old
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 02:55 (ten years ago) link
http://i412.photobucket.com/albums/pp201/sharonjoy666/CD93BE1F-D591-49B2-BCC5-D3337172CBDD-20783-00000D2EF67A3095_zpsc79bd76f.jpg
don't waste it being sad RAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 03:26 (ten years ago) link
I like the way they formatted that to make it look like some Benjamin Franklin shit. By the way, Benjamin Franklin actually DID write lots of life advice (see his autobiography) and it's generally pretty kick-ass. If people restricted their FB inspiration rectangles to B-Frank quotes we wouldn't be having this thread.
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 03:49 (ten years ago) link
yeah it's kinda funny to think back that FB at one time wasn't a place where you merely splattered memes all over your Timeline every day.
For what it's worth, I never see anything like this stuff on my feed. I think FB looks very different depending on your age. 40-year-olds don't meme, as far as I can tell.
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 03:50 (ten years ago) link
well, my page doesn't look like that so much anymore because you can set settings by individual, so most of the people who used to put those shitty eCards up every day, I either unfollowed or limited to just status updates showing in my feed.
such a great feature.
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 03:54 (ten years ago) link
all my friends are dead
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 04:02 (ten years ago) link
Neanderthal, you can't unfollow or limit the updates! We need them for this thread.
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 04:18 (ten years ago) link
Life'S too ShoRt
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 04:23 (ten years ago) link
the "sadness is a waste of time" advice reminded me of this.
http://thegospelcoalition.org/blogs/justintaylor/files/2012/04/brave-new-world.jpg
― Treeship, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 04:40 (ten years ago) link
Most of the stuff like this that I see is from my aunt, who is right around 80, and whom I couldn't bear to put on block. Presumably lots of people that I've long since switched to "only show important posts" are clicking share on shit like this all the time.
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 04:53 (ten years ago) link
Life's too $hort and the earth is your impala and whatever you want is the fly way to make money
― Sufjan Grafton, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 06:16 (ten years ago) link
positiveoutlookblogs.com
― BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 21:15 (ten years ago) link
has anybody else had their Wall splattered with people posting shit like this:
Actor given to me by - Danny DeVito
Movie I loved: One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
Movie I liked: Batman Returns Movie I hated: Terms of Endearment
Like this status and I'll give you an actor!
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 4 July 2013 14:11 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/q71/1016701_10151786922146018_702804486_n.jpg
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Friday, 5 July 2013 06:10 (ten years ago) link
CHAOS
― Neanderthal, Friday, 5 July 2013 06:15 (ten years ago) link
If you don't love your thing, it stops working.
― Mark G, Friday, 5 July 2013 06:23 (ten years ago) link
.. Bob Marley, obviously
[snip]
Movie I liked: Batman Returns
Movie I hated: Terms of Endearment
― Neanderthal, Thursday, July 4, 2013 2:11 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
hey this seems like fun :(
― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 5 July 2013 06:24 (ten years ago) link
not fun when the same 3 people do it 17 times and everybody picks the same boring actors.
― Neanderthal, Friday, 5 July 2013 06:28 (ten years ago) link
one of my favorite old people shares the daily status updates from Joel Osteen and all the pro-Paula Deen macrosI wish I could block just the shared stuff, but that's not an option.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 5 July 2013 06:42 (ten years ago) link
someone I was casual friends w/ used to share the Osteen shit, gave up and unfriended them and set fire to their house iirc
― Neanderthal, Friday, 5 July 2013 06:47 (ten years ago) link
http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/2134/p57f.jpg
― Neanderthal, Friday, 5 July 2013 16:10 (ten years ago) link
― BEEN THERE, DONE THAT, GOT THE T-SHIRT TO PROVE IT (m bison), Friday, 5 July 2013 16:11 (ten years ago) link
http://www.theepochtimes.com/n3/153038-happy-2013th-birthday-america-is-now-a-thing-on-twitter/
so apparently it was an attempt to start a meme. wow. great meme guys.
― Neanderthal, Friday, 5 July 2013 16:13 (ten years ago) link
"apparently sarcasm doesn't translate well over the internet". sure it does - when you actually use it.
― Neanderthal, Friday, 5 July 2013 16:14 (ten years ago) link
weird thing is that it was July 4, 0 A.D. when Marty McFly went back in time and nearly ruined his parents' courtship.
― pplains, Friday, 5 July 2013 16:15 (ten years ago) link
I heard it was 0 B.C.
― molly ratchet (crüt), Friday, 5 July 2013 16:15 (ten years ago) link
Libyans fault iirc
― Neanderthal, Friday, 5 July 2013 16:17 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/945059_10151554025417725_1649522133_n.jpg
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Friday, 5 July 2013 21:57 (ten years ago) link
If you're proud of who you are & don't give two shits, you're constipated.
― Remember! The cormorant is a big brrd. It has got a long neck. (unregistered), Friday, 5 July 2013 22:06 (ten years ago) link
that looks like a bad photocopy of an original document. hate to think someone spent the time to print this out
― Neanderthal, Friday, 5 July 2013 22:13 (ten years ago) link
Was going to compliment them on getting the you're, it's, and they're right, but I see they did miss one ("you're mind"). Still, a pretty good job in that respect.
― nickn, Friday, 5 July 2013 22:21 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/996812_615340985167060_1109678996_n.png
― Je55e, Saturday, 6 July 2013 03:59 (ten years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 6 July 2013 04:38 (ten years ago) link
I share Fear's view of Xmas
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 6 July 2013 04:41 (ten years ago) link
ok not really, but only when thinking of it in July
Is it just me, or is that a particularly bad drawing of Pluto?
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 6 July 2013 08:39 (ten years ago) link
Pluto's tail is just plain ridiculous.
― Sufjan Grafton, Saturday, 6 July 2013 08:52 (ten years ago) link
― Je55e, Saturday, 6 July 2013 12:28 (ten years ago) link
maybe it's a ringworm
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 6 July 2013 13:08 (ten years ago) link
A 173 days.
Come on.
― carl agatha, Saturday, 6 July 2013 13:21 (ten years ago) link
The "a" implies a "the excruciating wait will go faster if we think of it as a single massive block of time broken up neither by sleep nor showers!" approach
― Sufjan Grafton, Saturday, 6 July 2013 16:21 (ten years ago) link
or it implies that whoever wrote it uses articles to differentiate between "hundred seventy three", "a hundred seventy three", and "the hundred seventy three"
― you live your life on the floor (sleepingbag), Saturday, 6 July 2013 16:29 (ten years ago) link
the magnificent hundred seventy three
― Sufjan Grafton, Saturday, 6 July 2013 16:31 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/947236_523838714365031_1103899981_n.jpg
The second test average was a D! No one was happy.When the 3rd test rolled around, the average was an F.
To their great surprise, ALL FAILED and the professor told them that socialism would also ultimately fail because when the reward is great, the effort to succeed is great, but when government takes all the reward away, no one will try or want to succeed. Could not be any simpler than that. (Please pass this on) These are possibly the 5 best sentences you'll ever read and all applicable to this experiment:
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that is the beginning of the end of any nation.
Can you think of a reason for not sharing this?Neither could I.
― molly ratchet (crüt), Monday, 8 July 2013 16:32 (ten years ago) link
just chilling in class at my college for smart ppl, talking about obama's socialism
― you live your life on the floor (sleepingbag), Monday, 8 July 2013 16:36 (ten years ago) link
I would repost that but I have to leave to go pick up my free money that Obama gives me even though I never work because it is a thing that exists.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 8 July 2013 16:37 (ten years ago) link
Though obviously it is a fake because all college professors are hyper-liberal radical socialist elitists amiright?
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 8 July 2013 16:38 (ten years ago) link
In North Korea, trespassers are shot on contact. In America, they give you house, job, food stamps, etc. And you wonder why we are in debt! Like if you agree!
― frogbs, Monday, 8 July 2013 16:41 (ten years ago) link
lol you could make this exact same point while arguing FOR socialism
― Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Monday, 8 July 2013 16:45 (ten years ago) link
Good thing that never happens in capitalism
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 8 July 2013 16:46 (ten years ago) link
(substituting grades for dollars - something closer to home and more readily understood by all).
― MILLIONAIRE KING OF RAPPERS! (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 8 July 2013 16:55 (ten years ago) link
If there's one thing that college students are unconcerned with and do not understand, it's money.
― carl agatha, Monday, 8 July 2013 16:57 (ten years ago) link
these things always have some pretty awkward prose
― chinavision!, Monday, 8 July 2013 16:58 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/67802_563710970341554_689270830_n.jpg
or
- Sylvia Plath
- Squeaky Fromme
― pplains, Monday, 8 July 2013 17:00 (ten years ago) link
It took me way too long to parse WTF the actual words in "dirtyyogaco" were supposed to be.
― carl agatha, Monday, 8 July 2013 17:02 (ten years ago) link
"Dirty YOLO? Dirty Froyo? Dirty Yogoco? Is that like a Dirty Sanchez?"
― carl agatha, Monday, 8 July 2013 17:03 (ten years ago) link
"The most effective way to do it, is to do it. Say, what does this 'warning' light on the instrument panel mean?"
Amelia Earhart
― Neanderthal, Monday, 8 July 2013 17:04 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1016163_10151715621050240_1094187504_n.jpg
― how's life, Monday, 8 July 2013 17:25 (ten years ago) link
can't sleep
clowns will eat me
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 8 July 2013 17:26 (ten years ago) link
IT'S A COOKBOOK!
― pplains, Monday, 8 July 2013 18:04 (ten years ago) link
That one is triggering horrible passive-aggressive roommate memories. Got all the cookbooks put away in this nice, labelled glass case, no, it's fine, I don't mind at all, just felt like somebody had to get this place organized...
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 8 July 2013 18:08 (ten years ago) link
ugh i don't even...
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/600216_10151726652696940_1426367297_n.jpg
― JACK SQUAT about these Charlie Nobodies (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 03:11 (ten years ago) link
that showed up about three times on my feed tonight
"once"
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 03:12 (ten years ago) link
good time to clean house xpost
yeah, a couple of these people have been on the bubble anyway, but its always nice to trim down the friend list from time to time
― JACK SQUAT about these Charlie Nobodies (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 03:14 (ten years ago) link
― Neanderthal, Monday, July 8, 2013 1:04 PM (10 hours ago)
it was just a false alarm
― Remember! The cormorant is a big brrd. It has got a long neck. (unregistered), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 03:16 (ten years ago) link
Dustin Hoffman is crying all over my Facebook.
― something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 03:34 (ten years ago) link
worst lcd soundsystem b-side ever
― YOU AIN'T ALL THAT AND A BAG OF CHIPS (m bison), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 03:49 (ten years ago) link
^^ thought this was going to be a forks punchline but then I actually laughed
― mh, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 03:51 (ten years ago) link
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 03:12 (7 hours ago) Permalink
^ ^
― MILLIONAIRE KING OF RAPPERS! (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 10:33 (ten years ago) link
"Those fucking punks always get away."
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 18:19 (ten years ago) link
that jpg is actually instructional for explaining the power of context to dumbasses. maybe that's its original intent.
― sausagehat (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 18:22 (ten years ago) link
what is it with a certain kind of white person and Kanye?
― the SI unit of ignorance (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 18:49 (ten years ago) link
history of "a certain kind of white person" and Kanye goes like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIUzLpO1kxIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydswJSAfmZM
― crüt, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 18:56 (ten years ago) link
he's the millionaire king of rappers. he sits on his "bling throne" and issues edicts that apply to his black subjects across the globe. who else would they talk about?
― Spectrum, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 19:00 (ten years ago) link
He's the king of blacksThere is none higherBut Paula DeenIs not allowed to say "n*****"
― This amigurumi Jamaican octopus is ready to chill with you (Phil D.), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 19:07 (ten years ago) link
"nigher" isn't a slur
― big black nemesis, Puya chilensis (DJP), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 19:17 (ten years ago) link
There is none bigger would work. try that next time on your facebox.
― pplains, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 19:20 (ten years ago) link
I also hope that the sound one makes when saying ***** out loud is that of a needle being scratched across a moving record.
― pplains, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 19:21 (ten years ago) link
What rhymes with that though?
― Mark G, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 21:49 (ten years ago) link
idk but you can probably find it on a Nicki Minaj record
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 21:55 (ten years ago) link
http://f0.bcbits.com/img/a2608430710_10.jpg
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 22:03 (ten years ago) link
rigor? grignr?
― wombspace (abanana), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 22:05 (ten years ago) link
Colin C
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 22:06 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/jzsBsLT.png
― pplains, Thursday, 11 July 2013 18:53 (ten years ago) link
poor Herb, always getting smoked, and yet it was all so futile
― Moodles, Thursday, 11 July 2013 19:03 (ten years ago) link
http://joshreads.com/?cat=12
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 11 July 2013 19:07 (ten years ago) link
okay this made me lol:
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/971539_2131665649938_2035432676_n.jpg
― "Post-Oven" (DJP), Thursday, 11 July 2013 19:23 (ten years ago) link
whoever made that macro clearly doesn't know Swedish
― Moodles, Thursday, 11 July 2013 19:26 (ten years ago) link
xpost haaah okay I like that
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 11 July 2013 20:27 (ten years ago) link
yknow something tells me that m teresa wouldn't have said "anyway" this much but wtf do i know
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1044726_10201379614076812_179869793_n.jpg
― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Friday, 12 July 2013 12:58 (ten years ago) link
i don't know, she did have this played at her funeral iirc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yjs1oAvwaZ8
― balls, Friday, 12 July 2013 13:13 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/998816_546375378751285_1685085860_n.jpg
― This amigurumi Jamaican octopus is ready to chill with you (Phil D.), Friday, 12 July 2013 13:50 (ten years ago) link
Pigford
― Neil S, Friday, 12 July 2013 13:52 (ten years ago) link
Congressional Approval Pigford
― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Friday, 12 July 2013 14:07 (ten years ago) link
Paula Deen is distracting us from the Fast & Furious franchise?
― carl agatha, Friday, 12 July 2013 14:10 (ten years ago) link
"Libya." Pff, like that's a real place.
― This amigurumi Jamaican octopus is ready to chill with you (Phil D.), Friday, 12 July 2013 14:11 (ten years ago) link
http://www.memebucket.com/mb/2012/09/What-If-The-Government-Invented-Conspiracy-Keanu-244.png
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 12 July 2013 14:15 (ten years ago) link
If you seek E.arnu
― Mark G, Friday, 12 July 2013 14:16 (ten years ago) link
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Friday, 12 July 2013 18:58 (ten years ago) link
http://sphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/p480x480/992799_605082886189536_431497618_n.png
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Saturday, 13 July 2013 20:39 (ten years ago) link
I knew a kid in high school who shoplifted a snake by putting it in his gnco's
― emilys., Saturday, 13 July 2013 23:45 (ten years ago) link
My college boyfriend's roommate did that! But just with regular pants.
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Saturday, 13 July 2013 23:51 (ten years ago) link
― emilys., Saturday, July 13, 2013 7:45 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
you sure he wasn't just happy to see you?
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Sunday, 14 July 2013 03:02 (ten years ago) link
When I took my backpacking trip to Europe in 1997, I just brought two pairs of JNCOs, which I thought would be ok, because "hey, it's Europe! Ravers, right?" I got sonned so many times over those pants, including the time I rolled up to my first coffee shop in Amsterdam and the bartenders just fell over themselves laughing. "Your DADDY bought those trousers! Your DADDY bought those trousers!" I was pretty indignant that, no, I swear I had bought those trousers myself with the money I saved up from my job at Sam Goody.
― how's life, Sunday, 14 July 2013 13:43 (ten years ago) link
Mine had a picture of a skunk on them, which I figured "Amsterdam -> weed -> skunk, right? They'll understand what I'm about."
― how's life, Sunday, 14 July 2013 13:46 (ten years ago) link
oh man so good
― we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Sunday, 14 July 2013 23:02 (ten years ago) link
Jncos seem so cumbersome.
― Treeship, Sunday, 14 July 2013 23:11 (ten years ago) link
it was the 90s. folks was tougher back then.
― THAT'S MY NAME, DON'T WEAR IT OUT! (m bison), Sunday, 14 July 2013 23:20 (ten years ago) link
I was *this* close to buying orange Jnco knock-offs in high school. My life would have been so much different....
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 14 July 2013 23:31 (ten years ago) link
I'm so proud of the fact that I never owned a pair of these despite having various friends who indulged in this hideous trend back in the dark 90s.
― Moodles, Sunday, 14 July 2013 23:40 (ten years ago) link
Has this sort of thing seen a ironic/retro revival yet?
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 15 July 2013 00:51 (ten years ago) link
I have a fantasy of working in an office and wearing jncos on casual friday to see what would happen.
― Treeship, Monday, 15 July 2013 01:25 (ten years ago) link
They had a nice swoosh sound to them when you were hackeysacking.
― how's life, Monday, 15 July 2013 10:51 (ten years ago) link
this is not my 90s
― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Monday, 15 July 2013 14:56 (ten years ago) link
orange Jnco knock-offs
oh my god
― crüt, Monday, 15 July 2013 14:57 (ten years ago) link
LL otm
I too have no idea what you all are talking about.
I never played with Pokemon cards either so
― pplains, Monday, 15 July 2013 15:00 (ten years ago) link
http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4148/5084144752_bcc02100eb.jpg
Basically, this is how I rolled into Amsterdam, all "Who's ready to toke? Have you guys ever heard of SUBLIME?"
― how's life, Monday, 15 July 2013 15:02 (ten years ago) link
shameful
― Moodles, Monday, 15 July 2013 15:03 (ten years ago) link
and that is not my skater dude
― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Monday, 15 July 2013 15:03 (ten years ago) link
I was self-conscious about my jeans in europe too because they didnt seem cool enough. They were levis 501s
― Treeship, Monday, 15 July 2013 15:07 (ten years ago) link
I had to have khaki pants for a housecleaning job I had in the mid-90s and I bought a pair of men's JNCO khaki's, which were just like Dockers but with huge wide legs. I really liked them because I could wear knee pads under them. Then I wore them to job as a database manager where we could wear business clothes or khakis and a corporate uniform shirt. Then I dyed them purple.
I kind of miss those pants, actually.
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Monday, 15 July 2013 15:22 (ten years ago) link
letting the days go by
― clouds, Monday, 15 July 2013 15:23 (ten years ago) link
Yes! The Jnco and other assorted Pacific Sunwear/Hot Topic-esque khakis could be pretty awesome. I definitely had some pants that could seamlessly make the transition from telemarketing office to suburban pot den.
― how's life, Monday, 15 July 2013 15:28 (ten years ago) link
Lol @ corporate JNCOs
― Treeship, Monday, 15 July 2013 15:36 (ten years ago) link
how's life is actually the basis for the television show Workaholics
― mh, Monday, 15 July 2013 15:42 (ten years ago) link
I cannot picture JNCOs without also seeing a silver ball necklace and a bleached cesar haircut
― joygoat, Monday, 15 July 2013 16:23 (ten years ago) link
nightmarish
― Treeship, Monday, 15 July 2013 16:30 (ten years ago) link
i definitely had crushes on dudes like that at the time
― clouds, Monday, 15 July 2013 16:38 (ten years ago) link
Silver ball necklace otm. I recently found one while looking through a box of mostly old raver flyers.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 15 July 2013 16:45 (ten years ago) link
Had the ball necklace.
― how's life, Monday, 15 July 2013 16:45 (ten years ago) link
But since this shouldn't have to be the JNCOs and assorted ravewear memorial thread, here's this:
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/382562_214725815348922_1471209598_n.jpg
― how's life, Monday, 15 July 2013 16:53 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/993299_214721755349328_1589905378_n.jpg
I did not have the silver ball necklace but I did have two blonde streaks bleached into the front of my hair. Also it is possible I habitually wore a HEMP NECKLACE. I was living with a houseful of snowboarders in northern CA and doing a lot of drugs, so that is my excuse for all of it. xp
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Monday, 15 July 2013 16:54 (ten years ago) link
xxpost but while your heart goes zooming about the place the rest of you is trapped on earth to weather the storm so suck it up and dealwithit.gif
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 15 July 2013 16:55 (ten years ago) link
I bought a hemp necklace instruction book with complimentary roll of hemp twine from a Ben Franklin in suburban Wisconsin while on vacation with my parents. I tried really hard to make a bracelet or something, but I fucked it all up.
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/1000416_214580472030123_1940832359_n.jpg
― how's life, Monday, 15 July 2013 16:57 (ten years ago) link
had the silver ball necklace and frosted blond tips for a hot minute, and a pair of black jncos. ugh.
― JACK SQUAT about these Charlie Nobodies (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 15 July 2013 16:57 (ten years ago) link
YOU KNOW YOU'RE A 90S ALTERNATIVE KID IF . . . Like and Share!
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 15 July 2013 16:58 (ten years ago) link
xxp ornithologically improbable macros I have known
― Aimless, Monday, 15 July 2013 16:59 (ten years ago) link
lol. I wasn't sure, but it sure sounds like a stretch to me.
― how's life, Monday, 15 July 2013 17:00 (ten years ago) link
Probably should be kushorwizdom.com.
― nickn, Monday, 15 July 2013 17:00 (ten years ago) link
Perhaps we should move the convo here:
Raver Pants - Classic or Dud?
― Moodles, Monday, 15 July 2013 17:00 (ten years ago) link
http://united-metal.ru/uploads/posts/2010-10/1288073614_brain-salad-surgery.jpeg
― pplains, Monday, 15 July 2013 17:01 (ten years ago) link
wow, that's some real "shake hands without touching" zen koan thing. How can you even meet something that is in a different location? Do souls skype?
― Random .mdb Memories (NotEnough), Monday, 15 July 2013 17:12 (ten years ago) link
souls mIRC iirc
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, 15 July 2013 20:11 (ten years ago) link
you mean they use irc, mIRC is just a crappy Windows irc client people loved
/pedant
― mh, Monday, 15 July 2013 20:12 (ten years ago) link
pIRCh baby
― Neanderthal, Monday, 15 July 2013 20:13 (ten years ago) link
im being 90s
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, 15 July 2013 20:14 (ten years ago) link
souls snak
― Mordy , Monday, 15 July 2013 20:20 (ten years ago) link
they seek, ime
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 15 July 2013 20:22 (ten years ago) link
http://rlv.zcache.com/everyday_is_a_gift_thats_why_its_called_the_p_tshirt-r98b9fd39732840e2afff8bf57ed9175f_f0cjw_512.jpg
― Neanderthal, Monday, 15 July 2013 20:23 (ten years ago) link
all your tshirts suck and thats why i hate u
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, 15 July 2013 20:45 (ten years ago) link
If companies used men, children, or flat-chested women as their t-shirt models it would make for less distortion of their fonts in the product shots.
― Aimless, Monday, 15 July 2013 21:16 (ten years ago) link
I'm living in the future so the present is my pastMy presence is a present kiss my ass
― Moodles, Monday, 15 July 2013 21:23 (ten years ago) link
"Everyday" is the most serious crime there.
― Eyeball Kicks, Monday, 15 July 2013 22:46 (ten years ago) link
yeah, that was the other funny thing: the combo of the bad grammar and the botching of an already stupid "office-philosophy" saying!
― Neanderthal, Monday, 15 July 2013 22:53 (ten years ago) link
― Eyeball Kicks, Monday, July 15, 2013 3:46 PM
OTMFM
Abuse of "everyday" is very high on my enemies list, though I know it's a losing battle.
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 16 July 2013 00:05 (ten years ago) link
I blame Buddy Holly.
(Sly Stone at least got it right)
― something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 16 July 2013 01:34 (ten years ago) link
https://www.facebook.com/#!/photo.php?fbid=701471296535861&set=a.223575390992123.78006.149658285050501&type=1&theater
revisiting paulo coelho.
― how's life, Wednesday, 17 July 2013 12:28 (ten years ago) link
wait, did that not post? it doesn't look like it posted to me.
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/150415_701471296535861_545357804_n.jpg
― how's life, Wednesday, 17 July 2013 12:29 (ten years ago) link
from enlightening facebook page "Earth. We are one."
― how's life, Wednesday, 17 July 2013 12:30 (ten years ago) link
Paolo Coelho's been shit since "I Eat Cannibals"
― the SI unit of ignorance (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 12:30 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/996511_700599113289746_1239452719_n.jpg
― how's life, Wednesday, 17 July 2013 12:31 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/580256_701024509913873_567498969_n.jpg
― how's life, Wednesday, 17 July 2013 12:34 (ten years ago) link
oncoming lorry just out of shot
― Neil S, Wednesday, 17 July 2013 12:39 (ten years ago) link
the lorry... OF TIME!!!
90? that guy is probably 50 something max.
― educate yourself to this reality (sunny successor), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 14:12 (ten years ago) link
also suspect he iswearing old guy make-up.
― how's life, Wednesday, 17 July 2013 14:51 (ten years ago) link
I heard that he's earning money from his mortgage in a way that banks in your home state don't even want you to know about.
― pplains, Wednesday, 17 July 2013 14:53 (ten years ago) link
hyup
― how's life, Wednesday, 17 July 2013 14:54 (ten years ago) link
like many i never thought it was possible to make thousands of $ working from home for just half an hour a day
― MILLIONAIRE KING OF RAPPERS! (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 15:42 (ten years ago) link
Well, I know what his old weird trick is now.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 17 July 2013 15:57 (ten years ago) link
a toeside powerslide
― how's life, Wednesday, 17 July 2013 16:00 (ten years ago) link
ollie + nap
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 16:03 (ten years ago) link
― how's life, Wednesday, 17 July 2013 16:04 (ten years ago) link
that one had to be made by someone young and naive enough to think that being "old" boils down to a state of mind and not the irreversible encroaching decrepitude of your body.
― ryan, Wednesday, 17 July 2013 16:27 (ten years ago) link
yeah, I'm not convinced that old age is purely a social construct
― Moodles, Wednesday, 17 July 2013 16:51 (ten years ago) link
What about desperately clinging to youthful signifiers? Aren't you then sort of embracing and enforcing the construct of time?
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 17:22 (ten years ago) link
Though maybe not. Still, it should be a two-way street. Let's see some 20-somethings writing handwritten letters and playing bridge w their friends.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 17:23 (ten years ago) link
somehow this idea of youth is tied into purchasing various consumer products and engaging in activities requiring said products.
― Spectrum, Wednesday, 17 July 2013 17:25 (ten years ago) link
somehow this idea of youth having a personality is tied into purchasing various consumer products and engaging in activities requiring said products.
― Spectrum, Wednesday, July 17, 2013 12:25 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― clouds, Wednesday, 17 July 2013 17:30 (ten years ago) link
Let's see some 20-somethings writing handwritten letters and playing bridge w their friends.
fuckin hipsters.
― pplains, Wednesday, 17 July 2013 17:39 (ten years ago) link
was looking up "small intestine" on google image and got this
http://freepostermaker.com/uploads/saved_posters/free-poster-sxsnuimagh-SMALL-INTESTINE-.jpg
what a hilarious motivational poster!
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Friday, 19 July 2013 01:20 (ten years ago) link
― take that, bitterman (electricsound), Friday, 19 July 2013 01:39 (ten years ago) link
every little bit counts
― j., Friday, 19 July 2013 01:41 (ten years ago) link
jejunum? fucker doesn't even know what july means
― mookieproof, Friday, 19 July 2013 01:49 (ten years ago) link
you too can carry shit to the arsehole
― Autumn Almanac, Friday, 19 July 2013 02:12 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/182287_460183377400605_58829134_n.jpgto all the ugly people who truly need to be partially naked, no shout out for you
― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Friday, 19 July 2013 14:07 (ten years ago) link
shout out to anybody who likes to get naked i ain't judging ya
― what makes a man start polls? (Noodle Vague), Friday, 19 July 2013 14:08 (ten years ago) link
In undergrad, a religious studies prof assigned an essay that was basically 'you girls today dress like sluts'. Also made us watch Mel Gibson Christ movie
― kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 19 July 2013 14:50 (ten years ago) link
that's awfuldid you complain to a dean?
― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Friday, 19 July 2013 15:06 (ten years ago) link
No, but I was very vocal (as vocal as I can be off of the Internet) about my disagreement with both
― kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 19 July 2013 15:19 (ten years ago) link
shout out to all my ladies showin mad cleavage for no reason at all except why not
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 19 July 2013 19:01 (ten years ago) link
My cousin sells these terrible posters of lyrics by awful people on FB:
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/555218_490918924318226_347742530_n.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/942410_491004844309634_644098118_n.jpg
― Roz, Friday, 19 July 2013 19:28 (ten years ago) link
do they do Bob Marley?
― what makes a man start polls? (Noodle Vague), Friday, 19 July 2013 19:29 (ten years ago) link
thosehurtmyhead
― Cap'n Conserv-a-pedia (Hurting 2), Friday, 19 July 2013 19:30 (ten years ago) link
alsotheyprobablyviolatecopyright
lol awesome. Does he make a good living?
― Neil S, Friday, 19 July 2013 19:32 (ten years ago) link
would make a killing selling those at the shipshewana flea market
― kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 19 July 2013 19:34 (ten years ago) link
sorry sexist assumption that vendor of terrible posters is male :-/
― Neil S, Friday, 19 July 2013 19:34 (ten years ago) link
lol yeah it's a she. No Bob Marley but there was one by Chris Brown. :/
― Roz, Friday, 19 July 2013 19:38 (ten years ago) link
The most annoying part of those posters is the real name/famous name at the bottom, like
Christopher Maurice Brown"Breezy"
Alecia Beth MooreNate Ruess"Pink and Fun."
― Roz, Friday, 19 July 2013 19:40 (ten years ago) link
using pop stars' full names all reverent-like is one of the saddest most pompous things that sad fans do
― what makes a man start polls? (Noodle Vague), Friday, 19 July 2013 19:42 (ten years ago) link
- Robert Nesta Marley
actually that weird tic where people use the "full" name of a famous person to add some kind of instant air of profundity is an innocuous thing that makes me IA.
― Cap'n Conserv-a-pedia (Hurting 2), Friday, 19 July 2013 19:43 (ten years ago) link
― Roz, Friday, 19 July 2013 19:44 (ten years ago) link
Full name = beef
― kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 19 July 2013 19:54 (ten years ago) link
John Clayton Mayer"John Mayer"
wait, is the name of the song "John Mayer"?
― Z S, Friday, 19 July 2013 19:54 (ten years ago) link
The working title of "your body is a wonderland"
― kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 19 July 2013 19:57 (ten years ago) link
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Friday, 19 July 2013 19:58 (ten years ago) link
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 19 July 2013 20:04 (ten years ago) link
yeah but it's not the only stuff she sells - also secondhand designer clothes and accessories, iphone covers, wall decals, etc.
she's only 20 so I kinda respect her money-making endeavours/con-artistry, but those posters... smh.
― Roz, Friday, 19 July 2013 22:09 (ten years ago) link
Like, I can see how some goofus might want a poster of that psuedo-profound John Clayton Mayer lyric, but the macklemore one is just baffling.
― emilys., Friday, 19 July 2013 23:04 (ten years ago) link
wait, does she actually sell the posters on fb?
― how's life, Friday, 19 July 2013 23:41 (ten years ago) link
wait so is "macklemore" a duo
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Saturday, 20 July 2013 20:08 (ten years ago) link
"look at my gay uncles making out with their tongues" by ben haggerty and ryan lewis and ryan lewis, "ryan lewis"
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Saturday, 20 July 2013 20:09 (ten years ago) link
http://lolpicslive.com/lol/31098/celebrities-change-over-time-2/
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Sunday, 21 July 2013 00:22 (ten years ago) link
that photo of that guy who looks older than he did decades ago is amazing
― Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 21 July 2013 00:40 (ten years ago) link
did you see the one where the child stars grew up? thats messed up
― Remember! The cormorant is a big brrd. It has got a long neck. (unregistered), Sunday, 21 July 2013 00:48 (ten years ago) link
i had no idea morgan freeman would look so different as a teenager without facial hair!
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Sunday, 21 July 2013 00:50 (ten years ago) link
i wonder if his facial hair would've been white then? i mean, it has to be, right?
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Sunday, 21 July 2013 00:51 (ten years ago) link
it's amazing how much the beard makes him look like the same guy but with a beard
― Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 21 July 2013 00:52 (ten years ago) link
man, it must've been weird being a teenager with morgan freeman's voice! "narrate my life young morgan freeman, please!" unless...
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Sunday, 21 July 2013 00:56 (ten years ago) link
axl tho
― mookieproof, Sunday, 21 July 2013 02:09 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/931231_10201840205745934_1613683864_n.jpg
I dunno, somehow this would be better if your mother was blind and there were eyeball transplants or something.
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 21 July 2013 05:35 (ten years ago) link
that e-card is anti-funny to me. the least funny thing possible.
― Treeship, Sunday, 21 July 2013 05:56 (ten years ago) link
nice call-back to 8,000 posts ago, Dr. Casino!
― emilys., Sunday, 21 July 2013 08:01 (ten years ago) link
that e-cards is are anti-funny to me. the least funny thing possible.
― Treeship, Sunday, July 21, 2013 1:56 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
fixed
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 21 July 2013 14:39 (ten years ago) link
OK, this one I like, as it accurately represents my daily working life
http://brandingballyhoo.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/media_http27mediatumb_vdggc-scaled500.jpg
― ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Monday, 22 July 2013 00:16 (ten years ago) link
that sounds like the project of life.
― Treeship, Monday, 22 July 2013 00:28 (ten years ago) link
the project manager in me says "that's cos you're a shitty leader" when I read that but perhaps that's harsh....
― Neanderthal, Monday, 22 July 2013 00:30 (ten years ago) link
(to the graphic, not James obv)
you should maybe take a dump to let that project manager out
― mh, Monday, 22 July 2013 00:31 (ten years ago) link
Nandertahl is right: all my projects are indeed fucked because of constant confused inability-to-delegate "management" from the CEO
― ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Monday, 22 July 2013 03:08 (ten years ago) link
yuck :/
― Neanderthal, Monday, 22 July 2013 03:26 (ten years ago) link
Øystein is giving me serious flashbacks itt.
the relapse records forum was awesome, there was a kid with a schizo / manic routine or whatever, he had the *best* stories. I think he posted a magnificent pic of a smiling skinny naked dude inside an abattoir (him?). greetings crazy guy from hell, hope you are still alive.
― man. pero man. man man man (wolves lacan), Monday, 22 July 2013 03:31 (ten years ago) link
i don't have a project manager inside me. i'm a big picture guy.
― Treeship, Monday, 22 July 2013 04:04 (ten years ago) link
-John Clayton Mayer
― emilys., Monday, 22 July 2013 06:01 (ten years ago) link
wolves lacan: that's gotta be Robert, right? Drug-addled noise-kid who at one point kept talking about "sex frogs." He had a whole lotta crazy stories and photos at least, though I cannot recall them any longer. Filth & blood was a common theme, at least.
― Øystein, Monday, 22 July 2013 08:54 (ten years ago) link
Going around today. Would like it better if the picture were a baby-sized guillotine.
http://izquotes.com/quotes-pictures/quote-man-will-never-be-free-until-the-last-king-is-strangled-with-the-entrails-of-the-last-priest-denis-diderot-50742.jpg
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 22 July 2013 19:52 (ten years ago) link
who are the kings and priests in 2013 denis diderot?
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 22 July 2013 19:59 (ten years ago) link
Not so many kings left as in his day. Priests are still fairly abundant.
― Aimless, Monday, 22 July 2013 20:33 (ten years ago) link
plenty of kings left on the beach if you ask me
*flexes*
― Z S, Monday, 22 July 2013 21:00 (ten years ago) link
― kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 22 July 2013 21:32 (ten years ago) link
Still up for garotting all the kings tbh.
― 'Understand, your daughter's addiction is not your problem' (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 09:27 (ten years ago) link
― 'Understand, your daughter's addiction is not your problem' (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 09:29 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlXtrnh-Ejo
yes, robert! I have vague memories too, maybe someone made a backup of that forum?
I also remember this other guy, he was nice / knew his stuff but was always so angry. He worked at a call center and kept complaining about it. I just realized he is the reason why I never took a job like that.
― wolves lacan, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 18:02 (ten years ago) link
http://splicetoday.com/digital/eighteen-more-obnoxious-facebook-users
I could do this forever
― Beatrix Kiddo (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 14:21 (ten years ago) link
http://www.keepcalmandposters.com/posters/1359042.png
― i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 19:39 (ten years ago) link
*has rage seizure*
― PJ. Turquoise dealer. Chatroulette addict. Andersonville. (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 19:44 (ten years ago) link
keep calm and write literally anything you want after "keep calm" regardless if it makes grammatical or logical sense
― neil degrasse (m bison), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 19:48 (ten years ago) link
this one makes me lol:http://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/eat-clen-tren-hard-1.png
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 19:55 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/hp1GFWf.jpg
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Thursday, 25 July 2013 22:23 (ten years ago) link
it looks like there's an awesome fungus growing out of the skull eyesocket
― the pen is mightier than the penisword (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 25 July 2013 22:24 (ten years ago) link
BUT EH, BULLETSARE COOL TOO,I GUESS.VAN GOGH
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 25 July 2013 22:24 (ten years ago) link
I do like how "boredom" in this image is represented by lynching, the police state, sword-wielding hordes, and nuclear war. Ho hum!
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 25 July 2013 22:26 (ten years ago) link
KEEPCALMANDDIEOF BOREDOM
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Thursday, 25 July 2013 22:27 (ten years ago) link
does that skull have rabbit ears?
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 25 July 2013 22:27 (ten years ago) link
my only guess is that shirtless van brogh is tired of rainbow world and is painting scenes of endless war and suffering on the side of his van
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Thursday, 25 July 2013 22:28 (ten years ago) link
Getting a real Jack T. Chick vibe from the whole thing...not his exact style, but there's a certain woolly overstuffed-ness that rings a bell.
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 25 July 2013 22:28 (ten years ago) link
i thought it was the sydney opera house for a moment but yeah, idk what the rabbit ears are about
― the pen is mightier than the penisword (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 25 July 2013 22:28 (ten years ago) link
love the mushroom cloud eye socket
― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Thursday, 25 July 2013 22:29 (ten years ago) link
and the pile of better cheddars in the bottom left corner
van brogh
Hahahaha
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Thursday, 25 July 2013 22:45 (ten years ago) link
left world looks pretty cool
― Spectrum, Thursday, 25 July 2013 23:18 (ten years ago) link
right world is v orange, like is there some kind of problem with the sun or radiation fallout or something
― the pen is mightier than the penisword (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 25 July 2013 23:19 (ten years ago) link
the toxic shroud of skull fungus pays no attention to left/right borders
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 25 July 2013 23:42 (ten years ago) link
Rabbit ears are bombs, I guess.
And that's a Goya scene beyond the jail window, is Van Gogh dissing Goya?
― nickn, Friday, 26 July 2013 00:31 (ten years ago) link
http://weblog.timoregan.com/uploaded_images/give-the-man-the-finger-708923.jpg
yet another entry in the genre of left side dystopian hellscape/right side hippie paradise
― Spectrum, Friday, 26 July 2013 00:36 (ten years ago) link
Doesn't he realize he's cutting the rope in the wrong place to effectively collapse the bridge?
― Aimless, Friday, 26 July 2013 01:23 (ten years ago) link
Also, that they prob have guns and can shoot him without ever setting foot on that bridge?
― Aimless, Friday, 26 July 2013 01:24 (ten years ago) link
why would the police have guns?
― wakaflockinihilipilification (seandalai), Friday, 26 July 2013 02:56 (ten years ago) link
Perhaps they have invested in helicopters also. Or have recruited pole vaulters into the police force. Or they hired Evel Knieval to jump the chasm. Or they might bring bulldozers to push mountains of refuse into that chasm, bridging it.
― Aimless, Friday, 26 July 2013 03:15 (ten years ago) link
the left side has culture and transport and delicious macchiatos
fuck that guy
― Autumn Almanac, Friday, 26 July 2013 07:04 (ten years ago) link
Wait, is this saying that art and culture ultimately depend on a state monopoly of violence, a Leviathan argument?
In general tho, fuck murderous cops, racism, war, prisons and greed and yay parrots, butterflies and painting cool stuff.
― 'Understand, your daughter's addiction is not your problem' (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 26 July 2013 09:27 (ten years ago) link
read that as "left side dystopian hellscape/right side nipple paradise" and got to squinting really hard.
― how's life, Friday, 26 July 2013 09:27 (ten years ago) link
keep calm and bros before hoes
― tpp, Friday, 26 July 2013 09:43 (ten years ago) link
Keep Calm and Put Em On The Glass
― 'Understand, your daughter's addiction is not your problem' (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 26 July 2013 10:03 (ten years ago) link
Keep Calm and LUNGS LUNGS, MOTHERFUCKIN LUNGS
a famous painter quoted on something he didn't paint
― Autumn Almanac, Friday, 26 July 2013 12:02 (ten years ago) link
it's not like van gogh jpgs are hard to find
vincent van goth
― if you tolerate this, your children will be sexting (seandalai), Friday, 26 July 2013 12:10 (ten years ago) link
I was thinking it was the best Choose Your Own Adventure cover ever.
If you decide to die of passion,turn to page 88.
If you think you'd rather die of boredom,turn to page 124.
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Friday, 26 July 2013 14:24 (ten years ago) link
I mean the fact it's not a vg painting speaks volumes, this is purely about attitudes one takes on/puts on one's status feed and the name the quote is attributed to doesn't mean a row of buttons
― cardamon, Friday, 26 July 2013 14:30 (ten years ago) link
you all sure are quick to the punch that this isn't a van gogh picture.
― pplains, Friday, 26 July 2013 14:33 (ten years ago) link
it has a row of buttons: Like · Comment · Share · 1 · 7 minutes ago ·
― how's life, Friday, 26 July 2013 14:39 (ten years ago) link
It's a travesty
― cardamon, Friday, 26 July 2013 14:39 (ten years ago) link
is it even a van gogh quote?
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Friday, 26 July 2013 14:40 (ten years ago) link
from van gogh's "airbrushed van art" period
― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 26 July 2013 14:45 (ten years ago) link
Pharrell WilliamsVerified account@Pharrell I would rather die of passion than of boredom. – Vincent van Gogh
― how's life, Friday, 26 July 2013 14:48 (ten years ago) link
it's too bad van gogh didn't decide he would rather live.
― Treeship, Friday, 26 July 2013 14:49 (ten years ago) link
that sounds trite, but i really mean it. his development as an artist was insanely rapid - didn't start painting till his 30s iirc - and he would have gone on to do interesting things in the 20th century, i'm sure
― Treeship, Friday, 26 July 2013 14:53 (ten years ago) link
http://www.webexhibits.org/vangogh/letter/14/378.htm
Apparently Van Gogh quoting Emile Zola, from a character in a novel who overheard someone say it in the street.
― how's life, Friday, 26 July 2013 14:55 (ten years ago) link
[Mourier says: “If you think yourself strong because you refuse to be stupid and to suffer, well, then you are just a fool, that's all.”
“Are you enjoying yourself?”
Mouret did not seem to understand immediately, but when he remembered their earlier conversation about the empty stupidity and the pointless torture of life, he replied, “Of course - I have never lived so intensely... Ah! old fellow, don't scoff! The hours when one dies of suffering are shortest.”
“I want her, I will have her... and - if she escapes me then you'll see what I do to be cured of it all. You don't understand this language, old fellow; other-wise you would know that action is its own reward - to act, to create. To fight against the facts, to conquer them or be conquered by them, therein lies all human health and happiness!”
“That's just acting in order to forget” - muttered the other, “Well, I prefer such action - if perish we must - I would sooner perish of passion than die of boredom.” (Emile Zola, Au bonheur des dames)]
"It's too bad I won't live! But then again, who does?" -Van Gogh
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Friday, 26 July 2013 14:57 (ten years ago) link
― Treeship, Friday, 26 July 2013 14:57 (ten years ago) link
i kind of like that image macro btw. the paintbrush is heading straight toward the barrel of the gun held by the skullfaced man with an atom cloud coming out of his eye socket. i think it's a metaphor.
― Treeship, Friday, 26 July 2013 14:59 (ten years ago) link
you're a metaphor
― the pen is mightier than the penisword (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 26 July 2013 16:32 (ten years ago) link
i've heard worse
― fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, 26 July 2013 16:35 (ten years ago) link
They did not listen. They did not know how. Perhaps they'll listen – no, they still don't know how, dammit.
― pplains, Friday, 26 July 2013 17:18 (ten years ago) link
"atom cloud"
― kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 26 July 2013 18:01 (ten years ago) link
trying to think of a way to respond to that.
― fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, 26 July 2013 18:08 (ten years ago) link
haha you could try "don't be a dick, Sufjan." my inner monologue said as much after I'd already hit 'submit post' ;_;
― kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 26 July 2013 18:44 (ten years ago) link
but still it's not an "atom cloud"
― kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 26 July 2013 18:47 (ten years ago) link
lol.
i was going to respond "english is my twelfth language" and have everyone become retroactively impressed at just how well i do write in english. but i figured i would be found out eventually if i did that.
― fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, 26 July 2013 18:49 (ten years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BQN1qTRCQAAW5H3.jpg
this is essentially fuckhead bingo
― Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 27 July 2013 23:12 (ten years ago) link
fucking kids and their "rights"
― Mancunian stagger (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 27 July 2013 23:19 (ten years ago) link
"i was smacked and white and uneducated and look how i turned out"
― Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 27 July 2013 23:33 (ten years ago) link
essentially the dude seems to be saying "me and my generation are fucking terrible parents"
― Mancunian stagger (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 27 July 2013 23:37 (ten years ago) link
"i was only able to instil a sense of decency and concern for others in my children through the liberal application of assault"
"remember back in the 19th century when you could legally murder your children after they got home from a 12 hour factory shift and there was no crime whatsoever?"
― Mancunian stagger (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 27 July 2013 23:39 (ten years ago) link
"my education consisted entirely of south park dvds"
― Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 27 July 2013 23:39 (ten years ago) link
"which explains my reactionary politics"
― Mancunian stagger (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 27 July 2013 23:41 (ten years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mag33iq79J1qbfwh1o1_400.jpg
a product of old-school parenting, earlier today
― Mancunian stagger (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 27 July 2013 23:43 (ten years ago) link
probably not clipped round the ear by coppers tbf
straya mate
― mookieproof, Saturday, 27 July 2013 23:52 (ten years ago) link
― take that, bitterman (electricsound), Saturday, 27 July 2013 23:54 (ten years ago) link
australia sounds awesome, my wife and i had the conversation of what if we moved to australia
― neil degrasse (m bison), Sunday, 28 July 2013 00:20 (ten years ago) link
protip avoid earclipping by clipping yr ears
thank god mum beat the shit out of us. so glad that happened or we would have been overrun by asians & abos & poofters can you imagine god we were lucky in those days I tell ya
― the pen is mightier than the penisword (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 28 July 2013 00:25 (ten years ago) link
fucking immigrants, it's like nobody here speaks woiwurrung any more
― Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 28 July 2013 00:52 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/552619_561133243939459_1100351143_n.jpg
― dylannn, Monday, 29 July 2013 05:44 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/60752_493477840732758_584593745_n.jpg
― dylannn, Monday, 29 July 2013 05:51 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/999155_10151742416241211_1613841415_n.jpg
from the basement you've been hiding them in for the past 20 years
― bi goose aka the skein divider (qiqing), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 01:15 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/996871_600655643300092_533679994_n.jpg
― carlos danger zone (mh), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 14:35 (ten years ago) link
I feel like people who get really hung up on that idea tend to be slightly self-absorbed.
― HOOS next aka won't get steened again (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 14:47 (ten years ago) link
I feel like no one googled Osho before reposting this
― carlos danger zone (mh), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 14:49 (ten years ago) link
O shi...https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osho_(Bhagwan_Shree_Rajneesh)#Jewish_.22Guilt.22.2C_the_Holocaust.2C_and_the_Gas_Chambers.27_.22Holy_Smoke.22
― Neil S, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 15:02 (ten years ago) link
Yeah, the following few parts are not that great
― carlos danger zone (mh), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 15:14 (ten years ago) link
what a dickhead
― what does ;_; mean in remorse code (m bison), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 15:16 (ten years ago) link
hippy in bullshit shockah. But yeah pretty beyond the pale.
― Neil S, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 15:16 (ten years ago) link
― My Buddy® of sexting (DJP), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 15:17 (ten years ago) link
Hitler "killed people in the most up-to-date gas chambers, where you don’t take much time. Thousands of people can be put in a gas chamber, and just a switch is pressed. (…) Within a second, you evaporate.
Ummmmmmmmm
― HOOS next aka won't get steened again (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 15:19 (ten years ago) link
see also https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1984_Rajneeshee_bioterror_attack
― click here to start exploding (ledge), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 15:19 (ten years ago) link
― Neil S, Tuesday, July 30, 2013 11:16 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark
are you serious
― socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 15:22 (ten years ago) link
"he's a HIPPY, of course he thinks the gas chambers were terrific!"
ffs dude
going out on a limb and guessing Neil wasn't serious there
― My Buddy® of sexting (DJP), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 15:23 (ten years ago) link
no, I wasn't being serious, sorry for confusion caused, to state categorically I think "Osho"'s views are deplorable.
― Neil S, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 15:27 (ten years ago) link
kumareeeeeee, kumareeeeee
― kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 15:47 (ten years ago) link
http://i.lvme.me/gjnszl.jpg
― Øystein, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 17:33 (ten years ago) link
uh, i realize now that I should've seen if that site had let me resize, sorry. (also, it's paraphrased. It was originally "Once they reclaim him" and a clause of crap before he got to the Hitler part.
― Øystein, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 17:35 (ten years ago) link
(actually was going to have a picture of him with a laughing audience with the line about "holy smoke", but couldn't offhand find a good photo.)
― Øystein, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 17:36 (ten years ago) link
!
― loosely inspired by Dr. Dre (crüt), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 17:36 (ten years ago) link
hey listen, he has a long beard, he appears to be old, he's written books, and he goes by a single name. let's just listen to his words, stop touching flowers, and respect his great wisdom.
― Z S, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 17:46 (ten years ago) link
he SMILES because he's HAPPY?
don't you see?!
if flowers would just accept jesus, we wouldn't have to pick them
― Øystein, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 17:47 (ten years ago) link
there was a NEED for hitler?
― hello :) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 17:51 (ten years ago) link
If Hitler was a flower, would you pick him?
― pplains, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 17:51 (ten years ago) link
hitler is the man
― color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 17:53 (ten years ago) link
biggest influence on psychaitry
I think I first heard of Osho through this thread ages ago. Still O_O
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 18:58 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/73516_564404226928782_1430746889_n.jpg
― scott seward, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 20:10 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/59497_563004027068802_655618097_n.jpg
― scott seward, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 20:11 (ten years ago) link
Makes you think.
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 20:13 (ten years ago) link
― BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 20:13 (ten years ago) link
bahahahahaha
― HOOS next aka won't get steened again (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 20:20 (ten years ago) link
what if...beer was free
― Z S, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 20:30 (ten years ago) link
― pplains, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 20:30 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/PPyNnmV.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 20:31 (ten years ago) link
ha ha
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 20:31 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/FxQqv1S.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 20:41 (ten years ago) link
― Z S, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 20:41 (ten years ago) link
do a true stories one
― maven with rockabilly glasses (Matt P), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 20:44 (ten years ago) link
No results found for "what could they really do if we all decided not to pay taxis"
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 20:47 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/1uv425U.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 20:55 (ten years ago) link
Damn. Added an extra "our" in there. I need to finish my chores anyway.
― pplains, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 20:56 (ten years ago) link
YAAAAAAAAAAY
― maven with rockabilly glasses (Matt P), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 20:56 (ten years ago) link
you're the best
― maven with rockabilly glasses (Matt P), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 20:57 (ten years ago) link
awesome work pplains
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 21:07 (ten years ago) link
omg pplains
― emilys., Tuesday, 30 July 2013 22:38 (ten years ago) link
flintstones one killed me
― loosely inspired by Dr. Dre (crüt), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 22:41 (ten years ago) link
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 23:35 (ten years ago) link
'could they really, dude?'
― BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 00:59 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/399196_397276137050683_2106938855_n.jpg
― scott seward, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 03:24 (ten years ago) link
For example: You'll find that posting stupid paranoid graphics to Facebook is much more difficult, if not impossible.
Are you prepared for that?
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 03:30 (ten years ago) link
what were these ppl scared of again, was it obama or
― sleepingbag, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 03:37 (ten years ago) link
Please tell me that was from Facebook.co/LifeHacks
― pplains, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 03:48 (ten years ago) link
thats from the living off the grid facebook page. a little high end for gridlessness. but sometimes they have helpful survival tips. its kinda for rich people who forage.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 04:04 (ten years ago) link
see i would never do this because you will never catch me sleeping in a tent, but i like the imagery.
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/1002552_395780273866936_1553955865_n.jpg
― scott seward, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 04:06 (ten years ago) link
that way you can see where your large tissue box is. very handy.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 04:07 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/60697_392783024166661_369934283_n.jpg
― scott seward, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 04:10 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/7578_352009928243971_1251821361_n.jpg
― scott seward, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 04:11 (ten years ago) link
man I love awesome topical humor, hope they assassinate the Dreamcast next....
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 04:12 (ten years ago) link
Kathy Wedgworth I don't see any over weight kids in this pic either.April 9 at 12:39am · Like · 2
Debbie Varcoe Peacock Yep.. young children just do not know how to have real fun anymore...
― scott seward, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 04:12 (ten years ago) link
Jessica Rissanen Straining We USED to have one of these beautiful and natural diving boards just up the road from me on the famed and gorgeous Weeki Wachee River. It was a beautiful old Spanish Moss laden Cypress tree. They cut it down because they couldnt keep the local kids out of it and jumping into the crystal clear waters. I loved that tree!! 300+ years old and they cut it....DiCkS!!!April 9 at 12:52am · Like
― scott seward, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 04:13 (ten years ago) link
Betty Ladd Swan Exercise is great, but that's a spinal injury waiting to happen!April 8 at 8:00pm · Like
― scott seward, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 04:14 (ten years ago) link
tons of pictures of fancy tree houses and other prefab huts dragged to the wilderness on a trailer.
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/427224_333987860046178_1780342913_n.jpg
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Living-Off-the-Grid/228080417303590
― scott seward, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 04:16 (ten years ago) link
xpost God even their names sound "old"
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 04:17 (ten years ago) link
living off the grid in my $3000 designer-built disney's aladdin backyard chair
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 07:08 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/RuLO6OP.jpg
― Remember! The cormorant is a big brrd. It has got a long neck. (unregistered), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 17:33 (ten years ago) link
― Hooks on Phoenix worked for me (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 17:34 (ten years ago) link
"Disturbing imagery, convoluted plot, no no no no wrong, see me after class."
― what does ;_; mean in remorse code (m bison), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 17:36 (ten years ago) link
that certainly doesn't look like something they find in a serial killer's apartment
― UMA DAS MELHORES MUSICAS DELA (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 17:37 (ten years ago) link
that looks an awful lot like the law textbook of a law student who is falling apart
― HOOS next aka won't get steened again (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 17:40 (ten years ago) link
omg wait it says "MY LIFE IS NOT OFF TRACK" in the spine
haha i used to hear that line a lot growing up
― BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 17:42 (ten years ago) link
Ha, yes.
Also LOL at that person protesting too much re the shattered remnants of his life.
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 17:43 (ten years ago) link
i finish work, i go to the pen store, i buy a new color pen, i go home and i read the first four chapters of ephesians again until bedtime. you gotta have a routine.
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 17:46 (ten years ago) link
In Chapter 4, they just circled the word "one" over and over.
― pplains, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 17:55 (ten years ago) link
Possible hidden references to God's favorite Metallica track?
― Moodles, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 18:23 (ten years ago) link
Oh, wait a second, that would be in the Old Testament, must be his fave U2 track...
― Moodles, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 18:25 (ten years ago) link
this is actually what was in that briefcase full of October lyrics that got stolen from Bono in the 80s
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 18:28 (ten years ago) link
http://static.tvfanatic.com/images/gallery/colin-hanks-as-travis-marshall_479x317.jpg
― kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 18:57 (ten years ago) link
http://ourbrainhurtsalot.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/pi-darren-aronofsky-sean-gullatte-sci-fi-film-head1.jpg
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 21:04 (ten years ago) link
is it just me or is there 10x the buzzfeed links on my fb wall compared to a couple weeks ago? did buzzfeed and fb make some backroom deal that makes the buzzfeed links all go straight to the top? does fb just know much i hate buzzfeed and they're like negging me with it or smth? is it because i'm typing "buzzfeed" so much in this post, has ilxor made a backroom deal with facebook and now all my posts are being sold? how the fuck is buzzfeed more popular than it was before, has it still not peaked? am i actually feeling bad for cracked.com right now? remember cracked.com?
is buzzfeed actually even a brand? is there a single person in the universe who has ever said "I like Buzzfeed" or "I have any positive feelings at all about the website Buzzfeed and not just this list I found"? does buzzfeed want us to know it exists? does it even have a main page? i have clicked on a million buzzfeed articles and i'm 100% certain i've never been to a main page. how the fuck is it organized? where do buzzfeed lists come from? like i know they come from 1. UNPAID HUMAN BEINGS and 2. PAYING CORPORATIONS but how do they get from "just being compiled and existing somewhere" to "all the fuck over all of social networking everywhere" if there literally isn't a single person in the world who has ever made the active choice to visit buzzfeed.com? is there actually a buzzfeed.com? should i be scared?
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Thursday, 1 August 2013 03:48 (ten years ago) link
how much money am i worth in buzzfeed page clicks
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Thursday, 1 August 2013 03:49 (ten years ago) link
u could always just quit facebook
― what does ;_; mean in remorse code (m bison), Thursday, 1 August 2013 03:49 (ten years ago) link
that's not the point
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Thursday, 1 August 2013 03:51 (ten years ago) link
I JUST HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS ABOUT BUZZFEED
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Thursday, 1 August 2013 03:52 (ten years ago) link
39 Reasons Why You're So Zachlyon
16. Remember that cat from that 90s movie Go? How crazy was that?
http://catsonfilm.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/go04_31.jpg
― pplains, Thursday, 1 August 2013 03:52 (ten years ago) link
omg where's the rest of that list
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Thursday, 1 August 2013 03:55 (ten years ago) link
i'm finding upworthy kind of insidious lately too
This Cute 9-Year-Old Says Something That Happens to Be a Wry Political Observation And It Will Change. Your. Life.
― Rothko's Chicken and Waffles (donna rouge), Thursday, 1 August 2013 04:05 (ten years ago) link
i like how businessinsider is now the paper of record. according to my facebook.
― scott seward, Thursday, 1 August 2013 04:20 (ten years ago) link
buzzfeed just official LOL organ for koch brothers, no?
― scott seward, Thursday, 1 August 2013 04:22 (ten years ago) link
business insider on the other hand run by a guy permanently banned from the securities industry and the founder of doubleclick.
― scott seward, Thursday, 1 August 2013 04:26 (ten years ago) link
upworthy aaaaagh. at least buzzfeed allows you the privilege of knowing what you're going to see when you click the link. upworthy just entices people with weirdly enticing pseudo-gibberish and suddenly a YT of amanda palmer is in my browser
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Thursday, 1 August 2013 04:27 (ten years ago) link
or as upworthy calls her "THIS WOMAN"
"FEMALE PERSON DOES THING WOW, MUST LOOK JUST SEE, LOSE WEIGHT FAST TRICK"
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Thursday, 1 August 2013 04:28 (ten years ago) link
"(x person/thing) Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity" = STOPPPPPP
― Rothko's Chicken and Waffles (donna rouge), Thursday, 1 August 2013 04:47 (ten years ago) link
haha Upworthy has tricked me several times with their vague promises!
― Kissin' Cloacas (Viceroy), Thursday, 1 August 2013 06:55 (ten years ago) link
Upworthy, Uproxx, Buzzfeed, theyre all terrible. Useless site-scraping ad-revenue-gathering BS portals that do nothing for no one. Haaaate.
― It is like ganging up on Enya (Trayce), Thursday, 1 August 2013 09:49 (ten years ago) link
I actually enjoyed reading an article about strippers in North Dakota oil towns last week that happened to be on buzzfeed but at no point did I ever think that it was actually related to buzzfeed in any way.
― joygoat, Thursday, 1 August 2013 13:02 (ten years ago) link
They're weird like that. Completely heinous 99% of the time, and then they pull something out of their ass like last March's story looking back at the Jonesboro shootings.
― pplains, Thursday, 1 August 2013 14:00 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-b-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/q71/18685_520925304627297_673835717_n.jpg
― Brad C., Thursday, 1 August 2013 16:47 (ten years ago) link
I can't believe she did this at school every day! Is it normal?
― frogbs, Thursday, 1 August 2013 16:50 (ten years ago) link
recently the buzzfeed guy used some cafe analogy to describe how people consume news ('they will read some news, check facebook, talk to the waiter, play with a puppy etc')
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 1 August 2013 21:16 (ten years ago) link
http://www.fastcompany.com/most-innovative-companies/2013/buzzfeed
FC: You have two different kinds of content--reported stuff and the stuff about cats. Are they attracting two different audiences?JP: It's the same audience. Have you heard me talk about the Paris cafe? You go to a cafe and you bring a copy of Sartre and Le Monde. There's a cute dog under the table next to you. So after you read the news and the philosophy, you may pet the dog, flirt with someone at another table, and talk about some trivial gossip. All these things are part of being human. You don't become stupid when you turn away from the philosophy and pet the dog. People are complex and multifaceted. When you talk to people who say it dumbs down the audience to have cute animals, the truth is nobody has a choice: because Facebook and Twitter are perfect Paris cafes.
JP: It's the same audience. Have you heard me talk about the Paris cafe? You go to a cafe and you bring a copy of Sartre and Le Monde. There's a cute dog under the table next to you. So after you read the news and the philosophy, you may pet the dog, flirt with someone at another table, and talk about some trivial gossip. All these things are part of being human. You don't become stupid when you turn away from the philosophy and pet the dog. People are complex and multifaceted. When you talk to people who say it dumbs down the audience to have cute animals, the truth is nobody has a choice: because Facebook and Twitter are perfect Paris cafes.
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 1 August 2013 21:17 (ten years ago) link
facebook is more like a panera in akron but ok
― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Thursday, 1 August 2013 21:20 (ten years ago) link
also i don't think that person has ever been to paris or a cafe
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 1 August 2013 21:20 (ten years ago) link
Facebook and Twitter are perfect Paris cafes.
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 1 August 2013 21:21 (ten years ago) link
I was fascinated that Panera exists in the far northeast already
― carlos danger zone (mh), Thursday, 1 August 2013 21:42 (ten years ago) link
can we plz refer to it as Pantera so I can at least get lols out of that dull place
― the pen is mightier than the penisword (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 2 August 2013 02:29 (ten years ago) link
I just get mac and cheese when I end up there
― しるび (silby), Friday, 2 August 2013 02:31 (ten years ago) link
― the pen is mightier than the penisword (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 2 August 2013 02:31 (ten years ago) link
Just call it "St Louis Bread Company"
― carlos danger zone (mh), Friday, 2 August 2013 03:26 (ten years ago) link
When I go to a cafe I usually bring the New Yorker, eat quickly and GTFO.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 2 August 2013 03:52 (ten years ago) link
I like the implication that Buzzfeed's readers spend the rest of their time digging into Sartre and the daily newspaper and are merely engaging in the fundamentally and equally human diversion of seeing twenty Disney characters and vegetables that kinda look like them. Or maybe he's saying that the non-cat content on Buzzfeed is the equivalent of Sartre. I have no idea because his use of language is incoherent, blundering and unfocused, almost as if he had been "dumbed down" or something.
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 2 August 2013 04:35 (ten years ago) link
Local iOS programming group meets at a Panera. A lot of techie/business networking groups use them as makeshift meeting places. Dull, but the drip coffee is OK and their slightly stale cinnamon rolls are surprisingly good.
― Elvis Telecom, Friday, 2 August 2013 10:21 (ten years ago) link
I work near a Panera and eat there too often, in all honesty
― carlos danger zone (mh), Friday, 2 August 2013 13:31 (ten years ago) link
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/beauty-weird-places-25.jpg
― am0n, Friday, 2 August 2013 15:49 (ten years ago) link
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/beauty-weird-places-5.jpg
"His dream was to be a quadriplegic wildlife artist"
― phasmid beetle types (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 August 2013 15:50 (ten years ago) link
"wresting"
― am0n, Friday, 2 August 2013 15:51 (ten years ago) link
guy had a lot of time on his mouth
― phasmid beetle types (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 August 2013 15:53 (ten years ago) link
that inspirational internet image gave me the bravery to finally follow through on my dream: murdering people who create inspirational internet images
― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 2 August 2013 15:55 (ten years ago) link
More metal bands doing inspirational deeds for injured teens:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmNApZRy3wk
― Moodles, Friday, 2 August 2013 16:04 (ten years ago) link
― am0n, Friday, 2 August 2013 16:09 (ten years ago) link
xpost whatever man i don't need to justify myself to some monochrome raptor bird
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Friday, 2 August 2013 16:18 (ten years ago) link
That metal band one =
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFFQpd9akSg
― Here's the storify, of a lovely ladify (Phil D.), Friday, 2 August 2013 16:36 (ten years ago) link
Obligatory "TTTIIIIMMMMMAAAHHHHHH!"
― Elvis Telecom, Friday, 2 August 2013 22:52 (ten years ago) link
Paris Cafe
― cardamon, Friday, 2 August 2013 23:20 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/vY7Zh6L.jpg
― cardamon, Saturday, 3 August 2013 16:42 (ten years ago) link
being awesome due to aliveness is some breathing air merit badge shit
― what does ;_; mean in remorse code (m bison), Saturday, 3 August 2013 23:09 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/1O21uET.jpg
― pplains, Sunday, 4 August 2013 01:00 (ten years ago) link
a+ pplains
― the pen is mightier than the penisword (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 4 August 2013 02:35 (ten years ago) link
pplains v. Z S showdown GO
― Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 4 August 2013 02:43 (ten years ago) link
BAAAhahahhahahah
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 August 2013 03:26 (ten years ago) link
― Z S, Sunday, 4 August 2013 03:52 (ten years ago) link
pplains TKO
― Elvis Telecom, Sunday, 4 August 2013 08:02 (ten years ago) link
Metal band with wheelchair kid is Voivod?
― Addison Doug (Matt #2), Sunday, 4 August 2013 08:48 (ten years ago) link
pplains!
― cardamon, Sunday, 4 August 2013 12:51 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/1010363_659512814078184_969786221_n.jpg
― potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Sunday, 4 August 2013 22:26 (ten years ago) link
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Sunday, 4 August 2013 22:28 (ten years ago) link
the evil muslims are gonna invade u kno, need an assault rifle for when it's time to go all duke nukem obv
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Sunday, 4 August 2013 22:29 (ten years ago) link
not even gonna start w/"government atrocities"
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Sunday, 4 August 2013 22:30 (ten years ago) link
which one keeps the king of england out of your face
― failed gravy (electricsound), Sunday, 4 August 2013 22:30 (ten years ago) link
for when the... evil dem representatives turn into a mob of zombies and personally attack your house?
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Sunday, 4 August 2013 22:31 (ten years ago) link
government: we are going to do soem atrocitiesgun dude: noooooooooooooooo*sprays bullets*blonde lady: oh gun dude, u prevented a government atrocity*a pool of blood seeps toward them, a mass of writhing dying bodies promoting voting rights revealed in the background*
― what does ;_; mean in remorse code (m bison), Sunday, 4 August 2013 22:31 (ten years ago) link
mugger: i am a mugger and i have a gun. forfeit ur property 2 me.gun dude: guess what, i too have a gun.mugger: this must be a stalema--*gun dude shoots mugger until empty*gun dude: haw haw haw haw haw
― what does ;_; mean in remorse code (m bison), Sunday, 4 August 2013 22:32 (ten years ago) link
plane hijacker: EVERYBODY FREEZE - THIS IS A HIJACK!gun dude: I dun think so, bud. (pulls out assault rifle)hijacker: woah cool, how'd you get that on the plane?gun dude: lots of freedom fighter sympathizers in the TSA. read yr blogs.hijacker: well that's too bad, cuz this plane is going where I s-*gun dude fires multiple rounds, hitting key equipment, windows, and fuxxoring cabin pressure*passenger #1: YOU ASSHOLE! NOW WE'RE ALL GONNA DIEgun dude: Yes...but on OUR terms.
*crash*
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 4 August 2013 22:39 (ten years ago) link
http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/filepicker%2FEQi0jRD0TLa3zsQpuwaL_supersoaker.jpg
You need these for when the kid next door is being an asshole
― phasmid beetle types (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 4 August 2013 22:44 (ten years ago) link
when the government's at your door, demanding your supersoakers, it's time you turned the tables
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 4 August 2013 22:45 (ten years ago) link
telescopic rifle looks a bit cumbersome for robbing the local tesco express imo
― trippin' on brostep beats (NickB), Sunday, 4 August 2013 22:46 (ten years ago) link
that's what separates them from the muggers IMO
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 4 August 2013 22:50 (ten years ago) link
a gun that spits out meals is pretty groovy
― Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 4 August 2013 22:54 (ten years ago) link
sadly it's mostly just Healthy Choice dinners
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 4 August 2013 22:56 (ten years ago) link
When they kick out your front doorHow you gonna come?With your hands on your headOr on the trigger of your gun
― Mordy , Sunday, 4 August 2013 23:01 (ten years ago) link
Carjackers! That's a self-defense bogeyman I haven't heard in a while.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 4 August 2013 23:03 (ten years ago) link
I got carjacked a year or two ago. It was a bit perplexing, mostly because it was while I was riding the Grand Prix at Disney World, but w/e....
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 4 August 2013 23:06 (ten years ago) link
That gun thing is from a friend's mom who is seriously batty and has no real interest in politics beyond image macros. And he's not picky - she'll post images reflecting any and every part of the political spectrum.
― potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Monday, 5 August 2013 01:34 (ten years ago) link
― i too went to college (silby), Monday, 5 August 2013 01:40 (ten years ago) link
Finally found one of those undecided voters I kept hearing about during the elevtion, huh.
Do gun guys still carry around old-timey shiny revolvers with wooden handles in case of car-jackers? Thought those went out with, like, Bernie Goetz. Seems like there's a cultural arena here waiting for hipsterization.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 5 August 2013 14:43 (ten years ago) link
I thought when someone carjacked you, you just action-slammed the door into them and sped off into oncoming traffic? have all my years of 80s-action movie training lied to me?
― Neanderthal, Monday, 5 August 2013 14:53 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2evfz-frHc
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 5 August 2013 15:20 (ten years ago) link
guy i am friends with posts stuff like this all the time and it makes me so frustratedhttp://i.qkme.me/3og1bi.jpg
― i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Monday, 5 August 2013 19:45 (ten years ago) link
I hate Condescending Wonka almost as much as I hate Keep Calm And, e-Cards, and that stupid "THEY SAY 'DRESS FOR THE JOB YOU WANT, NOT FOR THE JOB YOU HAVE, SO I'M IN HR NOW WEARING A CATWOMAN OUTFIT BEING ASKED TO EXPLAIN MYSELF" bullshit.
― Neanderthal, Monday, 5 August 2013 19:47 (ten years ago) link
lol chemtrails
― carlos danger zone (mh), Monday, 5 August 2013 19:56 (ten years ago) link
that wonka definitely looks like a quickmeme, so they got that part right.
― pplains, Monday, 5 August 2013 20:14 (ten years ago) link
I saw a someecards tote bag at a party last night, but I didn't get close enough to read it.
― emilys., Tuesday, 6 August 2013 00:05 (ten years ago) link
uggghh
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 00:06 (ten years ago) link
totes annoying
― staind in the place where you live (crüt), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 00:06 (ten years ago) link
hey yr tote is totes stupid fyi
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 00:07 (ten years ago) link
when did "use your words" become the 'oh so hilarious' phrase du jour?
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 00:09 (ten years ago) link
h8 condescending wonka
― Treeship, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 00:11 (ten years ago) link
xpppl w kids theyre everywhere
― what does ;_; mean in remorse code (m bison), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 00:33 (ten years ago) link
use your indoor voices
― veryupsetmom (harbl), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 00:49 (ten years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/06394e8ead59c4f4780904aeb7a6f362/tumblr_mqistiwmvl1s5tlmxo1_500.png
― Here's the storify, of a lovely ladify (Phil D.), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 01:14 (ten years ago) link
this is giving me harrowing flashbacks to the barrage of "Silent Lunches" we were forced to endure whenever one of the asshole cool kids screamed out a swear word or if we were just bein too loud
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 01:19 (ten years ago) link
At least they weren't Naked Lunches
― emilys., Tuesday, 6 August 2013 07:57 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/1000876_567002966687605_818096768_n.jpg
― how's life, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 13:14 (ten years ago) link
oh shit. is obama forcing him to fly a USSR flag?
― Treeship, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 13:15 (ten years ago) link
The community's codes state that each home in the retirement community can only have one flag, but Lowe contends that the Marine Corps battle color is not a flag. "I don't consider it a flag," Lowe told the station. "Most people don't. You talk to any Marine. Those are the colors."Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/07/31/georgia-marine-vet-fights-battle-to-fly-american-marine-corps-flags/#ixzz2bC82Qb4o
The community's codes state that each home in the retirement community can only have one flag, but Lowe contends that the Marine Corps battle color is not a flag. "I don't consider it a flag," Lowe told the station. "Most people don't. You talk to any Marine. Those are the colors."
Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/07/31/georgia-marine-vet-fights-battle-to-fly-american-marine-corps-flags/#ixzz2bC82Qb4o
― how's life, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 13:17 (ten years ago) link
Maybe he shouldn't live in a shitty gated community with restrictive flag regulations then. XP
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 13:17 (ten years ago) link
That misspelling of Captain totally made me read Marine as Martian.
― ailsa, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 13:36 (ten years ago) link
Martian Caption
― Treeship, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 13:43 (ten years ago) link
old people
― carlos danger zone (mh), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 13:57 (ten years ago) link
Well at least people are focusing their energies on this rather than doing something useful.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 15:14 (ten years ago) link
"_____________ shared Cheech & Chong's photo."
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/561846_10152098086221959_155921378_n.jpg
― staind in the place where you live (crüt), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 15:22 (ten years ago) link
the idea that marijuana doesn't impair driving ability seems like one of the most pernicious lies ever
― Treeship, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 15:23 (ten years ago) link
it's possible it's not as bad as alcohol in that regard, but still, i wouldn't do it
pernicious!
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 15:39 (ten years ago) link
Anecdotal evidence but I was pretty much constantly high during my two years as a pizza deliverer ages ago and never had any problems. Never have and never would drive drunk though.
― joygoat, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 15:40 (ten years ago) link
Cause that would be stupid and irresponsible, you know
― joygoat, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 15:41 (ten years ago) link
no, joygoat. it is one of the most pernicious lies ever
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 15:45 (ten years ago) link
when i have been high, it didn't seem like a good idea to be driving. i have a hard enough time not getting distracted in the first place.
― Treeship, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 15:51 (ten years ago) link
I'm drunk, high, and posting to ilx while driving right now
― carlos danger zone (mh), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:00 (ten years ago) link
wasn't going to post to ilx, but then I got high.
― pplains, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:02 (ten years ago) link
bet you all think you're pretty cool right about now.
i don't know much about the effects of marijuana on driving ability beyond what i have gleaned from firsthand experiences.
― Treeship, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:15 (ten years ago) link
it seems like it would impair my driving ability at least.
I'm not cool and these are all horrible ideas, also driving sucks.
― carlos danger zone (mh), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:16 (ten years ago) link
I'm very cool. I talk about pot on the internet with people like treeship.
― pplains, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:18 (ten years ago) link
vehicular ownership is the #1 cause of rising road related deaths. when was the last time you saw someone get in a car accident without a car?
needs stronger regulation imo
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:18 (ten years ago) link
driving does suck xp. i am extremely absent minded and, as a youth, was hit by a car on two separate occasions. also once i was almost hit by a bus in copenhagen but my friend pulled me away. when i am around automobiles -- much less driving them -- i try to keep my wits about me. im not a cavalier or reckless driver at all and i hate when i am in the car with people who like to screw around by accelerating quickly or running red lights or driving while stoned or whatever.
― Treeship, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:19 (ten years ago) link
I love driving. I've never been high. I am reasonably cool? I drink beer.
― Evan, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:20 (ten years ago) link
kids love it when i take the honda up on to two wheels. i gotta smoke a little crank first to get going, but we have fun.
― pplains, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:21 (ten years ago) link
lol what, you're supposed to be ultra-chill when driving stoned, you kids are smoking crack or something
― carlos danger zone (mh), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:21 (ten years ago) link
pplains knows what I mean
b-b-but he said it was marijuana!
― Treeship, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:21 (ten years ago) link
probably drinking all those mountain dews
― carlos danger zone (mh), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:23 (ten years ago) link
rip 4loko
― Treeship, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:25 (ten years ago) link
The girls give me chill vibes when I drive really fast then brake suddenly right up behind the car that was only a few feet in front of me.
― Evan, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:29 (ten years ago) link
The marijuana these days is of a much different strain than you were used to sparking up at H.O.R.D.E. tour, grampa.
― how's life, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:34 (ten years ago) link
Dude, think about it. What if marijuana didn't get you high?
― pplains, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:36 (ten years ago) link
can't think about mindblowing shit right now, i'm driving
― Treeship, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:36 (ten years ago) link
what if you were high all the time, and marijuana made you sane?
― Spectrum, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:37 (ten years ago) link
"yeah man that's so true" *hits the bong*
*slams car into telephone poll*
― Treeship, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:38 (ten years ago) link
bitch don't kill my v-iIIIIIIIIIIIBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEE!
*drives off cliff*
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:41 (ten years ago) link
maybe i just have bad role models because the first time i ever smoked pot with my dad he was driving
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:45 (ten years ago) link
or maybe i am just unchill. there are studies to suggest it's fine and then other studies that suggest it's not, from what i have gathered by googling this issue.
― Treeship, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:48 (ten years ago) link
Regardless of how we fared driving under various influences in the past, it just seems prudent not to do so again.
Yours,Carl Agatha, Elderly Person
ps ban cars
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:53 (ten years ago) link
can't wait until the iphone teleportation app is casually announced several years from now, rendering cars obsolete.
― Treeship, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:56 (ten years ago) link
elmo, my man
― carlos danger zone (mh), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 17:46 (ten years ago) link
colorado is trying to determine how many THCs you are allowed in your blood while driving, apparently you can breathalyze for it
finally we will be able to accurate say how stoned someone is
― carlos danger zone (mh), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 17:47 (ten years ago) link
is a toke like one weed and if you use a bong is that like two weeds
how many weeds can I have and drive
― carlos danger zone (mh), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 17:48 (ten years ago) link
they should let you smoke weed in those auto-pilot google cars
― Mordy , Tuesday, 6 August 2013 21:03 (ten years ago) link
if driving while stoned is bad then i'm the absolute worst
sorry everyone
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 21:18 (ten years ago) link
When I'm high my legs don't work right and I'm constantly trying to figure out a solution for my cotton mouth. I don't feel like that's a recipe for safe driving.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 21:28 (ten years ago) link
brb, gonna run over a kid in a micky d's drive thru
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 21:30 (ten years ago) link
thought I recognized you
― carlos danger zone (mh), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 21:31 (ten years ago) link
last time I got high and drove everything was very safe and under control
and also 20 miles an hour below the speed limit
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 21:31 (ten years ago) link
see, that's how the cops recognize you, you have to wear a white wig so they just think you're old
― carlos danger zone (mh), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 21:32 (ten years ago) link
WA is also trying to figure out intoxication limits:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dw1HavgoK9E
Got kind of IA at the girl who is the living embodiment of every stoner stereotype
― joygoat, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 22:46 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoWgqy45d84
― Mordy , Tuesday, 6 August 2013 22:51 (ten years ago) link
Bah, she didn't have dreads and was dressed pretty normally.
I wish they said how far above the limit she was when super stoned
wkiw Addy
― carlos danger zone (mh), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 23:38 (ten years ago) link
http://earthremedy.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Aspartame.jpg
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 01:15 (ten years ago) link
i'm not going to argue that aspartame is 'good' for you or that it can't be harmful in large quantities, but every bit of research I've done for "aspartame poisoning" or "aspartame toxicity" leads back only to the fringiest of fringe blogs and "homeopathic" remedy sites, and don't seem to be sponsored by anybody who...is an actual expert.
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 01:17 (ten years ago) link
actually saw a friend of a friend claim they were 'laid out' for an entire weekend due to drinking a low-cal Hawaiian Punch drink.
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 01:19 (ten years ago) link
That one should be rejected on the font alone. (Also, "foggy thinking")
― nickn, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 01:24 (ten years ago) link
i thought that said "foggg thinking"
― Spectrum, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 01:24 (ten years ago) link
hmm, common symptoms include "disease mimicing symptoms"
― veryupsetmom (harbl), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 01:32 (ten years ago) link
ASS
PART
A
ME
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 01:46 (ten years ago) link
Whoa you are blowing my mind.
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 02:02 (ten years ago) link
rain disease mimicingblurrg visioninsominaover 100 MORE.
― Øystein, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 12:10 (ten years ago) link
sucks to your asp art
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 15:42 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-a-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/s526x395/999716_432528283528322_590125093_n.jpg
― balls, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 18:57 (ten years ago) link
― Let (how's life), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 18:59 (ten years ago) link
i assume money bays is an approximate translation of the original chinese feng shui term
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 19:01 (ten years ago) link
balls, you better kick the ass of whoever keeps posting that picture of the The Biggest Yankee of All Time to your facebox.
― pplains, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 19:07 (ten years ago) link
ha, that one's definitely appeared here before. Yeah, October doesn't have five Mondays this year, so they totally missed out on chinese feng shui money bags.Aside from everything else, the idea that it would take 823 years between each time that happens is obviously false. Unless they're using some ancient Chinese calendar where 2012 is 823 years after 2007.
Hrm, well, I suppose they're not necessarily saying it ONLY happens every 823 years. But never mind that, cuz it WASN'T true in 1189! I highly suspect this thing isn't accurate!
(but it Can't hurt so I did it :))
― Øystein, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 19:13 (ten years ago) link
Can't hurt
― Treeship, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 19:13 (ten years ago) link
There are only 14 possible calendars any given year can fit to. Seven of those are for leap-years.
So if you've got some wacky October where there are five Mondays, five Tuesdays and five Wednesdays (in other words, halloween is on a Wednesday), then guess what. That combo has happened in 2007, 2001, 1990, 1979, 1973, 1962 and will happen again in 2018. Fill your hands with money bags!
― pplains, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 19:40 (ten years ago) link
Oh, I see. It happened last year too, but it was a leap year. Just like it did in 1984.
― pplains, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 19:41 (ten years ago) link
so a Facebook macro has LIED to us?
― Neil S, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 20:01 (ten years ago) link
it reminds me of these weird numerology/evangelical tracts i would find occasionally. which reminds me i had some baptist actually hand me a chick tract a couple of weeks ago, it was as if bigfoot had walked up and tapped me on the shoulder.
― balls, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 20:02 (ten years ago) link
I found some sort of Jack Chick imitation pamphlet today ... in my doctor's waiting room!
― pplains, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 20:15 (ten years ago) link
It was weird, the first page had text that looked like it hand been hand-lettered. The second page's copy was just some standard computer font. I couldn't tell if the artist got lazy or if the Page 2 message was specifically typed for my behalf.
― pplains, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 20:16 (ten years ago) link
the only Chick tract I ever saw in the wild was left in a convenience store restroom in a Kansas City suburb
― carlos danger zone (mh), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 20:49 (ten years ago) link
"leaving a Chick tract" = haven't heard it described that way before, but I'm going to use that one from now on
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 20:51 (ten years ago) link
could become the new "Santorum" w/ a lil elbow grease
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 20:52 (ten years ago) link
you can't rob me of the magic of finding this hilarious evangelical pamphlet with your shit jokes
― carlos danger zone (mh), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 21:01 (ten years ago) link
found a chick tract in the gutter a few months ago. i picked it up but no idea what happened to it; lost in the car likely
― akm, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 21:03 (ten years ago) link
you ever say something something Santorum with elbow grease something again, i'm flag banning you.
― pplains, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 21:04 (ten years ago) link
Someone leaves chick tract "A Love Story" underneath all the windshield wipers at my park and ride every Valentine's.
― how's life, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 21:08 (ten years ago) link
when i was like 19 an older woman picked only me out of an entire crowded train car to give a chick tract to. she held a bunch of them out in a fan so i just picked one randomly; she got off the train and then ran back on to give me one that i guess she had picked out specifically for me. wish i could remember which one it was cuz that would make a good punchline for this boring story
― 1staethyr, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 21:09 (ten years ago) link
Lately I've been thinking that "cuccinelli" should become a euphemism for something.
Getting chick tracts for Halloween was the worst and happened quite often when I was a kid
― joygoat, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 21:11 (ten years ago) link
lol, this is a recent one apparently
http://media.chick.com/tractimages67491/1925/1925_01.gif
― balls, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 21:22 (ten years ago) link
wite ppl
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 22:02 (ten years ago) link
Is the real hater Satan?
― tokyo rosemary, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 23:59 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/q72/s720x720/994894_10152148725118298_1559328527_n.jpg
http://positiveatmosphere.com/
― Rummmpatitum, Rummmpatitum Traboo, Traboo, Traboo (onimo), Thursday, 8 August 2013 22:57 (ten years ago) link
We are a community of people helping each other live better through blogs, discussions, videos, photos etc, all free. Join us... www.PositiveAtmosphere.com
― Rummmpatitum, Rummmpatitum Traboo, Traboo, Traboo (onimo), Thursday, 8 August 2013 22:58 (ten years ago) link
brb getting YESTERDAY IS DEAD tattooed on my neck in Gothic font.
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Thursday, 8 August 2013 22:59 (ten years ago) link
YESTERDAY IS DEADTOMORROW MIGHT BE ABORTED
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 8 August 2013 23:01 (ten years ago) link
it's just a bastardized Kris Kristofferson lyric
― boxall, Thursday, 8 August 2013 23:04 (ten years ago) link
^ getting that tattooed in script under the first tattoo.
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Thursday, 8 August 2013 23:30 (ten years ago) link
'the people' don't say "beggars can't be choicey". NO ONE says that
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 9 August 2013 00:07 (ten years ago) link
rong thred doh
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 9 August 2013 00:08 (ten years ago) link
WHOOAAAAH OH WHERE DO YOU GOWHEN YOU DON'T WANT NO-ONE TO KNOWWHOOOOHOOOO TOLD TOMORROWTUESDAY'S DEAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgbu_P7b_WY
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 9 August 2013 00:44 (ten years ago) link
Of all the fake people who could have said that, why choose Groucho Marx? Even bob would have been less incongruous.
― Random .mdb Memories (NotEnough), Friday, 9 August 2013 06:34 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-b-vie.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/1094967_431787433602230_1777080858_n.jpg
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Friday, 9 August 2013 13:07 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-a-vie.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/988288_432318750215765_1621399032_n.jpg
it is helpful to think that way sometimes tbf even though i can't do it. i'm no sure why dr. steve maraboli was redirected to a haunted forest though.
― Treeship, Friday, 9 August 2013 13:09 (ten years ago) link
http://www.stevemaraboli.com/Steve_Maraboli_Pinterest.jpg
― click here to start exploding (ledge), Friday, 9 August 2013 13:09 (ten years ago) link
a watermark that reads "watermark", what genius
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Friday, 9 August 2013 13:15 (ten years ago) link
there is perhaps no quicker way to convince me that you are a dick than by telling me that everything happens for a reason.
― click here to start exploding (ledge), Friday, 9 August 2013 13:20 (ten years ago) link
i've known people who really need to cling to these sorts of inspirational phrases in order to get through the day. they have always bothered me because they are dishonest but i wonder if the world isn't better because they exist. i say this after arguing with my friend about whether suicide barriers on bridges are worth it if they make the bridges look shitty
― Treeship, Friday, 9 August 2013 13:24 (ten years ago) link
There are probably better things they could do than cling to these phrases
― cardamon, Friday, 9 August 2013 13:29 (ten years ago) link
Because I think the dishonesty of the phrases lies in how they only ever tell 'half the story', always either 'Put up with it!' or 'Move on out!', but never 'Think about whether it would be better to put up with this, or to move on out, and perhaps come up with a synthesis of the two - that pays close attention to the specifics of your problem'.
― cardamon, Friday, 9 August 2013 13:33 (ten years ago) link
yeah but i think of these things as like CBT-lite for people who 1.) aren't very imaginative and 2.) don't have access to real therapy. i'm pretty sure they are popular because they are designed to supplant the poisonous, self-defeating thoughts they picked up in childhood or whatever.
― Treeship, Friday, 9 August 2013 13:34 (ten years ago) link
you are right: they are not very helpful because they give false hope and people are only able, i'll bet, to half-believe them anyway. i was just saying that i can't look at these types of things except as symptoms of un-articulated desperation
― Treeship, Friday, 9 August 2013 13:35 (ten years ago) link
Absolutely
― cardamon, Friday, 9 August 2013 13:37 (ten years ago) link
I think the makers 'n' sharers of these macros fall somewhere on a spectrum between people who get a positive buzz out of them and want to share that (this is not innocent bcz see above, but is not done with bad intentions) and the people who are actual hustlers giving lectures about this stuff/getting thousands of people to sign up to groups using this stuff as bait and then selling the group to an advertising company
― cardamon, Friday, 9 August 2013 13:40 (ten years ago) link
Listen, I'm sorry about your kid. At least the shooter turned the gun on himself, right? Everything happens for a reason. You're welcome.
― pplains, Friday, 9 August 2013 14:27 (ten years ago) link
http://i43.tinypic.com/jpvkw1.jpg
― only dogg forgives (Eazy), Friday, 9 August 2013 14:43 (ten years ago) link
No can do, already in the KISS Army.
― Here's the storify, of a lovely ladify (Phil D.), Friday, 9 August 2013 14:46 (ten years ago) link
i like to pretend the "everything happens for a reason" people are simply endorsing the principle of sufficient reason.
― ryan, Friday, 9 August 2013 15:01 (ten years ago) link
is that like the lords resistance army
― 'Understand, your daughter's addiction is not your problem' (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 9 August 2013 23:33 (ten years ago) link
i think that's exactly what they're talking about
― Treeship, Friday, 9 August 2013 23:36 (ten years ago) link
thank you max for stumbling onto this https://www.facebook.com/pages/Bro-Im-A-TeenProblem/272473249557362
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Saturday, 10 August 2013 05:08 (ten years ago) link
Oh no
― pplains, Saturday, 10 August 2013 05:35 (ten years ago) link
FULL STORY:Boy: Hey, can I tell you something?Girl: Yeah, of course.Boy: I... I love you.Girl: *sighs*Boy: What's wrong?Girl: I can't tell you. I'm sorry.Boy: Are you sure?Girl: Why do you love me?Boy: Because you're the sweetest girl I've ever met, you can make me laugh, and you're beautiful both inside and out.Girl: I... Thank you. I just wish you could know... But I can't. I'm sorry.Boy: It's okay, you can tell me when you're ready.Girl: I have to go.Boy: See you later beautiful.*Later that night the boy gets a call from one of his friends*Friend: Did you hear?Boy: What are you talking about?*Friend explains that the girl took pills earlier that night, and she was in a coma in the hospital. The boy realises this meant she'd taken the pills before he'd talked to her*Boy: Oh my god... I should've told her sooner.Friend: What are you talking about?Boy: It doesn't matter, I have to go.*The boy drives to the hospital to go see the girl. At first they tell him he probably shouldn't go in, but he says he needs to, and it'll only be a few minutes*Boy: Why didn't I tell you sooner...Boy: I know you'll wake up. You're stronger than anyone thinks. They say people in comas can hear things... So I'll talk to you until you wake up.Boy: I don't have much time now though. Remember I love you.*The next day the boy goes and talks to her. He tells her everything that happened during the day and again, tells her he loves her and she's the most amazing girl in the world. He continues this for three weeks until one day he shows up to find something unexpected*Boy: Hey beautiful. *squeezes her hand*Girl *squeezes hand back*Boy: *stares with an astonished look while a nurse walks in*Nurse: What's wrong?Boy: She squeezed my hand.Nurse: Are you sure?Boy: I'm positive!Nurse: I think it's time you go home. We'll call you if she's awake, I promise.*Boy reluctantly goes home. He goes back to the hospital for a few days after that, but they keep telling him he can't see the girl. Finally, he gets a call from the nurse at the hospital he'd spoken to before*Nurse: Technically she's not allowed visitors besides her family yet, but her parents say it's alright if you come.Boy: *drives right away to the hospital to see the girl*Nurse: *leads him to the room and leaves him sitting next to her bed*Girl: *eyes flutter open*Boy: Beautiful as always.Girl: I remember you. I can't remember everything, but I remember you.Boy: I spoke to you every day.Girl: I heard you. I wanted to respond but I couldn't.Boy: I knew you'd wake up.Girl: I can hardly even walk. And look at these needles stuck in my arm. They hurt. *motions to IV*Boy: I wish I could take away the pain, but you'll have them off soon enough. They're helping you. And you'll be up and moving soon enough. *smiles*Girl: There was something I really wanted to say, every day before you left.Boy: What is it?Girl: I love you too.
― 1staethyr, Saturday, 10 August 2013 05:41 (ten years ago) link
*fart*
― i too went to college (silby), Saturday, 10 August 2013 07:08 (ten years ago) link
*eyes flutter open*
― 1staethyr, Saturday, 10 August 2013 07:14 (ten years ago) link
bro i'm a teenproblem
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Saturday, 10 August 2013 07:56 (ten years ago) link
which episode of Degrassi was this?
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 10 August 2013 10:15 (ten years ago) link
problem?
― max, Saturday, 10 August 2013 14:01 (ten years ago) link
teenagers self-identifying as teenagers are terrifying
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Saturday, 10 August 2013 15:23 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/q71/1150383_603497429671847_1628225286_n.jpg
― Pope Cuddlestein (symsymsym), Saturday, 10 August 2013 18:21 (ten years ago) link
#endthefed #fiatcurrency #goldbugs4paul
― what does ;_; mean in remorse code (m bison), Saturday, 10 August 2013 18:40 (ten years ago) link
Really wish Watterson would've quit Calvin & Hobbes back in the 90s when it was still good, instead of letting it debilitate into illustrated self-help quotes and Calvin pissing on company logos.
― Øystein, Saturday, 10 August 2013 19:16 (ten years ago) link
Little ditty, about BOY and GIRLTwo American kids growin' up in the heartland
― sleepingbag, Saturday, 10 August 2013 19:20 (ten years ago) link
BOYmio and GIRLiet
― cardamon, Saturday, 10 August 2013 21:04 (ten years ago) link
The greatest gift you can give to somebody is a weird declaration of reciprocity.
― lazulum, Saturday, 10 August 2013 21:17 (ten years ago) link
Jim Rohn
― cardamon, Sunday, 11 August 2013 11:59 (ten years ago) link
― cardamon, Sunday, 11 August 2013 12:09 (ten years ago) link
Rohhhhhhnnnnnn
be a sociopath. it'll be fine.
http://i412.photobucket.com/albums/pp201/sharonjoy666/12D812D1-F61F-4C4C-A3DC-3D50593CFFC7-22259-00000EE48A96ACD2_zps25b8d231.jpg
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 11 August 2013 22:55 (ten years ago) link
http://sphotos-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/1009853_724772350885554_510189054_n.jpg
― nickn, Monday, 12 August 2013 05:30 (ten years ago) link
That is how language works. Think Chomsky's written on that. In Norwegian "Stresset" backwards is "Tesserts" and we love to tessellate puddings when we're stressed.
― Øystein, Monday, 12 August 2013 08:14 (ten years ago) link
.nisgwanfninnn gubububuB
― Mark G, Monday, 12 August 2013 10:26 (ten years ago) link
man that herzog don't text and drive thing must really be something the way it keeps popping up in my feed
― balls, Monday, 12 August 2013 13:27 (ten years ago) link
yeah i gave in and watched it, and it's actually legit haunting
― BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 12 August 2013 17:03 (ten years ago) link
hauntzogoloy
have faith in what?
― cardamon, Monday, 12 August 2013 19:13 (ten years ago) link
desserts
ego vox clamantis in desserta
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1098293_489026994525089_1500417217_n.jpg
― potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 04:53 (ten years ago) link
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 05:02 (ten years ago) link
*hides*
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 05:04 (ten years ago) link
tell me when it's gone, I can't look
SHARE IF YOU CARE!If you have a plant like the one in the picture below, get rid of it.This plant is very common at our houses, gardens, parks and offices (popular as indoor & outdoor plant). The plant (Dumb Cane or Dieffenbachia) is now proven to be dangerous, so, please take care!I know that the leaf of this plant causes itching if its sap (milk) touches your skin. But there are more dangerous facts! Read the details below.May be useful for you. You better believe it. Please read below.One of my friends almost lost her daughter who put a piece of the leaf of this plant in her mouth and her tongue swelled to the point of suffocation. This is one plant but there are others with the same characteristics of coloring. Those are also poisonous and we should get rid of them.Please watch out for our children. As we all leave our children at home in the hands of a nanny, we should give them a safe environment where they can play. Name: Dumb Cane or Dieffenbachia"This plant that we have in our homes and offices is extremely dangerous! This plant is common in Rwanda. It is a deadly poison, most specially for the children. It can kill a kid in less than a minute and an adult in 15 minutes. It should be uprooted from gardens and taken out of offices. If touched, one should never touch his/her eyes; it can cause partial or permanent blindness."
If you have a plant like the one in the picture below, get rid of it.
This plant is very common at our houses, gardens, parks and offices (popular as indoor & outdoor plant). The plant (Dumb Cane or Dieffenbachia) is now proven to be dangerous, so, please take care!
I know that the leaf of this plant causes itching if its sap (milk) touches your skin. But there are more dangerous facts! Read the details below.May be useful for you. You better believe it. Please read below.
One of my friends almost lost her daughter who put a piece of the leaf of this plant in her mouth and her tongue swelled to the point of suffocation. This is one plant but there are others with the same characteristics of coloring. Those are also poisonous and we should get rid of them.
Please watch out for our children. As we all leave our children at home in the hands of a nanny, we should give them a safe environment where they can play. Name: Dumb Cane or Dieffenbachia
"This plant that we have in our homes and offices is extremely dangerous! This plant is common in Rwanda. It is a deadly poison, most specially for the children. It can kill a kid in less than a minute and an adult in 15 minutes. It should be uprooted from gardens and taken out of offices. If touched, one should never touch his/her eyes; it can cause partial or permanent blindness."
1. Who are we quoting?
2. This is one plant but there are others with the same characteristics of coloring. Those are also poisonous and we should get rid of them.
3. As we all leave our children at home in the hands of a nanny, we should give them a safe environment where they can play. Name: Dumb Cane or Dieffenbachia
4. No mention of the reason for the "dumb cane" moniker, which is that it can cause laryngitis and it is known for being a bit of a dullard.
― potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 05:37 (ten years ago) link
― 'Understand, your daughter's addiction is not your problem' (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 07:33 (ten years ago) link
You better believe it.
― Neil S, Tuesday, 13 August 2013 09:55 (ten years ago) link
This plant is common in Rwanda.
case closed
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 13 August 2013 14:38 (ten years ago) link
http://i40.tinypic.com/260za8h.jpg
― sleepingbag, Tuesday, 13 August 2013 15:28 (ten years ago) link
frog bs
― Rummmpatitum, Rummmpatitum Traboo, Traboo, Traboo (onimo), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 15:29 (ten years ago) link
DANGEROUS FROG!!!!
This is one amphibian but there are others with the same characteristics of coloring. Those are also green and it is not easy being them.
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 13 August 2013 15:30 (ten years ago) link
you never them.
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 15:30 (ten years ago) link
curse you George Takeihttps://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1174883_725181894177933_1857542976_n.jpg
― Neil S, Tuesday, 13 August 2013 15:32 (ten years ago) link
the statue of liberty is a bad thing?
― pplains, Tuesday, 13 August 2013 15:38 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1149016_573623879359534_2030908686_n.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 13 August 2013 19:15 (ten years ago) link
― BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 19:28 (ten years ago) link
and no memes
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 19:50 (ten years ago) link
This is a story of a little boy named Theo. He woke up one morning and asked his mother, "Mom, what if there were no black people in the world?"Well, his mother thought about that for a moment, and then said, "Son, follow me around today and let's just see what it would be like if there were no black people in the world."Mom said, "Now go get dressed and we will get started." Theo ran to his room to put on his clothes and shoes. His mother took one look at him and said, "Theo, where are your shoes? Those clothes are all wrinkled, son, I must iron them." But when she reached for the ironing board it was no longer there. You see Sarah Boone, a black woman, invented the ironing board and Jan E. Matzelinger, a black man, invented the shoe lasting machine."Oh well", she said, "please go and do something to your hair." Theo ran to his room to comb his hair, but the comb was not there. You see, Walter Sammons, a black man, invented the comb. Theo decided to just brush his hair, but the brush was gone. You see, Lydia O. Newman, a black woman, invented the brush. Well, this was a sight, no shoes, wrinkled clothes, hair a mess . . . even mom's hair. Without the hair care inventions of Madam C.J. Walker, well ... you get the picture.Mom told Theo, "Let's do our chores around the house and then take a trip to the grocery store."Theo's job was to sweep the floor. He swept and swept and swept. When he reached for the dust pan, it was not there. You see, Lloyd P. Ray, a black man, invented the dust pan. So he swept his pile of dirt over in the corner and left it there. He then decided to mop the floor, but the mop was gone. You see, Thomas W. Stewart, a black man, invented the mop.Theo yelled to his mom, "Mom, I'm not having any luck.""Well, son", she said, "let me finish washing these clothes and we will prepare a list for the grocery store."When the wash finished, she went to place the clothes in the dryer, but it was not there. You see, George T. Samon, a black man, invented the clothes dryer.Mom asked Theo to go get a pencil and some paper to prepare their list for the market. Theo ran for the paper and pencil but noticed the pencil's lead was broken. Well, he was out of luck, because John Love, a black man, invented the pencil sharpener. Mom reached for a pen, but it was not there because William Purvis, a black man, invented the fountain pen. As a matter of fact, Lee Burridge invented the type writing machine, and W. A. Lovette the advanced printing press.Theo and his mother decided to head out to the market. Well, when Theo opened the door he noticed the grass was as high as he was tall. You see, the lawn mower was invented by John Burr, a black man.They made their way over to the car, and found that it just wouldn't go. You see, Richard Spikes, a black man, invented the automatic gearshift and Joseph Gammel invented the supercharge system for internal combustion engines. They noticed that the few cars that were moving were running into each other and having wrecks because there were no traffic signals. You see, Garrett A. Morgan, a black man invented the traffic light.Well, it was getting late, so they walked to the market, got their groceries and returned home. Just when they were about to put away the milk, eggs and butter, they noticed the refrigerator was gone. You see John Standard, a black man, invented the refrigerator. So they just left the food on the counter.By this time, Theo noticed he was getting mighty cold. Mom went to turn up the heat, and what do you know? Alice Parker, a black woman, invented the heating furnace. Even in the summer time they would have been out of luck because Frederick Jones, a black man, invented the air conditioner.It was almost time for Theo's father to arrive home. He usually takes the bus. But there was no bus, because it's precursor was the electric trolley, invented by another black man, Elbert R. Robinson. Theo's father usually takes the elevator from his office on the 20th floor, but there was no elevator because Alexander Miles, a black man, invented the elevator.Theo's father also usually dropped off the office mail at a near by mailbox, but it was no longer there because Philip Downing, a black man, invented the letter drop mailbox and William Barry invented the postmarking and canceling machine.If Theo were ever sick he could not get blood. Charles Drew, a black scientist, found a way to preserve and store blood, which led to his starting the world's first blood bank. What if a family member had to have heart surgery? This would not be possible without Dr. Daniel Hale Williams, a black doctor, who performed the first open heart surgery.Theo quickly learned what it would be like if there were no black people in the world. Theo and his mother sat at the kitchen table with their heads in their hands.When the father arrived he asked, "Why are you sitting in the dark?"Why? Because Lewis Howard Latimer, a black man, invented the filament within the light bulb.So, if you ever wonder, like Theo, where would we be without black people,Well . . . it's pretty plain to see.We would all still be in the DARK!
Well, his mother thought about that for a moment, and then said, "Son, follow me around today and let's just see what it would be like if there were no black people in the world."
Mom said, "Now go get dressed and we will get started." Theo ran to his room to put on his clothes and shoes. His mother took one look at him and said, "Theo, where are your shoes? Those clothes are all wrinkled, son, I must iron them." But when she reached for the ironing board it was no longer there. You see Sarah Boone, a black woman, invented the ironing board and Jan E. Matzelinger, a black man, invented the shoe lasting machine.
"Oh well", she said, "please go and do something to your hair." Theo ran to his room to comb his hair, but the comb was not there. You see, Walter Sammons, a black man, invented the comb. Theo decided to just brush his hair, but the brush was gone. You see, Lydia O. Newman, a black woman, invented the brush. Well, this was a sight, no shoes, wrinkled clothes, hair a mess . . . even mom's hair. Without the hair care inventions of Madam C.J. Walker, well ... you get the picture.
Mom told Theo, "Let's do our chores around the house and then take a trip to the grocery store."
Theo's job was to sweep the floor. He swept and swept and swept. When he reached for the dust pan, it was not there. You see, Lloyd P. Ray, a black man, invented the dust pan. So he swept his pile of dirt over in the corner and left it there. He then decided to mop the floor, but the mop was gone. You see, Thomas W. Stewart, a black man, invented the mop.
Theo yelled to his mom, "Mom, I'm not having any luck."
"Well, son", she said, "let me finish washing these clothes and we will prepare a list for the grocery store."
When the wash finished, she went to place the clothes in the dryer, but it was not there. You see, George T. Samon, a black man, invented the clothes dryer.
Mom asked Theo to go get a pencil and some paper to prepare their list for the market. Theo ran for the paper and pencil but noticed the pencil's lead was broken. Well, he was out of luck, because John Love, a black man, invented the pencil sharpener. Mom reached for a pen, but it was not there because William Purvis, a black man, invented the fountain pen. As a matter of fact, Lee Burridge invented the type writing machine, and W. A. Lovette the advanced printing press.
Theo and his mother decided to head out to the market. Well, when Theo opened the door he noticed the grass was as high as he was tall. You see, the lawn mower was invented by John Burr, a black man.
They made their way over to the car, and found that it just wouldn't go. You see, Richard Spikes, a black man, invented the automatic gearshift and Joseph Gammel invented the supercharge system for internal combustion engines. They noticed that the few cars that were moving were running into each other and having wrecks because there were no traffic signals. You see, Garrett A. Morgan, a black man invented the traffic light.
Well, it was getting late, so they walked to the market, got their groceries and returned home. Just when they were about to put away the milk, eggs and butter, they noticed the refrigerator was gone. You see John Standard, a black man, invented the refrigerator. So they just left the food on the counter.
By this time, Theo noticed he was getting mighty cold. Mom went to turn up the heat, and what do you know? Alice Parker, a black woman, invented the heating furnace. Even in the summer time they would have been out of luck because Frederick Jones, a black man, invented the air conditioner.
It was almost time for Theo's father to arrive home. He usually takes the bus. But there was no bus, because it's precursor was the electric trolley, invented by another black man, Elbert R. Robinson. Theo's father usually takes the elevator from his office on the 20th floor, but there was no elevator because Alexander Miles, a black man, invented the elevator.
Theo's father also usually dropped off the office mail at a near by mailbox, but it was no longer there because Philip Downing, a black man, invented the letter drop mailbox and William Barry invented the postmarking and canceling machine.
If Theo were ever sick he could not get blood. Charles Drew, a black scientist, found a way to preserve and store blood, which led to his starting the world's first blood bank. What if a family member had to have heart surgery? This would not be possible without Dr. Daniel Hale Williams, a black doctor, who performed the first open heart surgery.
Theo quickly learned what it would be like if there were no black people in the world. Theo and his mother sat at the kitchen table with their heads in their hands.
When the father arrived he asked, "Why are you sitting in the dark?"
Why? Because Lewis Howard Latimer, a black man, invented the filament within the light bulb.
So, if you ever wonder, like Theo, where would we be without black people,
Well . . . it's pretty plain to see.
We would all still be in the DARK!
― mansplain in the membrane (Eight Model Play), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 21:04 (ten years ago) link
I appreciated this because it led to me learning a lot of stuff i didn't know about black inventors via google. But 'He woke up one morning and asked his mother, "Mom, what if there were no black people in the world?' is an odd sentence, and 'it would be terrible because we wouldn't have pencil sharpeners or shoe lasting machines' seems like an odd answer.
― mansplain in the membrane (Eight Model Play), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 21:09 (ten years ago) link
the idea that people only add value to the world by inventing new things is pretty weird
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 21:11 (ten years ago) link
You see.
― Here's the storify, of a lovely ladify (Phil D.), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 21:13 (ten years ago) link
Its like the internet age Wha's Like Us teatowel.
― calumerio, Tuesday, 13 August 2013 21:22 (ten years ago) link
That was one long Facebook post.
― pplains, Tuesday, 13 August 2013 21:53 (ten years ago) link
Facebook was invented by a black man, Mark Zuckerberg.
― 'Understand, your daughter's addiction is not your problem' (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 22:01 (ten years ago) link
electricity also invented by a black dudehttp://www.barnorama.com/wp-content/images/2012/01/b1543/12.jpg
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 13 August 2013 22:04 (ten years ago) link
YOU SEE
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 22:18 (ten years ago) link
no fucking way did one nameable person "invent" the comb
― failed skirty tropes (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 00:29 (ten years ago) link
seriously dude? one of the small handful of things that justifies the existence of a whole race of people and you want to take it away??
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 00:32 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPym09LQfnc
― los blue jeans, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 00:46 (ten years ago) link
feel like that post is basically the plot of "A Day Without a Mexican", but slightly more offensive
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 01:09 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4sEz_aoR5k
― "Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 01:44 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/q71/988300_606551326052396_910350617_n.jpg
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 04:12 (ten years ago) link
BLITZEDBRITS
― BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 05:04 (ten years ago) link
those are "Horrible Histories" books for kids, they are top
― http://valawyersweekly.com/files/2009/12/important-ops-logo.jpg (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 08:15 (ten years ago) link
http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/7228/zincdreamdp4.jpgCOME BACK ZINC!!!
― It is like ganging up on Enya (Trayce), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 08:38 (ten years ago) link
I've found the motherlode (of not even entertainingly bad image macros)
https://www.facebook.com/humorshots
― click here to start exploding (ledge), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 13:45 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/q71/1004926_611567338875589_1751234333_n.jpg
― "Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 15:18 (ten years ago) link
wondered why that pizza took so long to turn up
― http://valawyersweekly.com/files/2009/12/important-ops-logo.jpg (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 15:20 (ten years ago) link
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/133113/airplane-slap-o.gif
― Here's the storify, of a lovely ladify (Phil D.), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 15:21 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/1176376_634650219902300_1162494937_n.jpg
― Neil S, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 15:22 (ten years ago) link
http://allcomedypics.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/one-beer-a-day.jpg
― pplains, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 17:15 (ten years ago) link
http://i.qkme.me/3qmpal.jpg
has any doctor ever said "one beer a day is ok"
― carlos danger zone (mh), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 17:18 (ten years ago) link
gbx probably.
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 17:24 (ten years ago) link
no, he surely would say two or three are fine
― carlos danger zone (mh), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 17:26 (ten years ago) link
"a SINGLE BEER or you WILL DIE!!!"
― carlos danger zone (mh), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 17:27 (ten years ago) link
if I remember correctly Dr. La Lechera's personal advice is two beers
I am still making up for the backlog of daily beers I missed out on from childhood.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 17:29 (ten years ago) link
In any case the doctor wd be meaning a normal size beer or mug of coffee not these giant ones which no health professional cd endorse
― 'Understand, your daughter's addiction is not your problem' (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 18:32 (ten years ago) link
My teetotaling dad actually did start drinking wine on the advice of his cardiologist, not sure about beer.
― joygoat, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 19:06 (ten years ago) link
ok this is obv satire but http://justdudethings.tumblr.com/
― "Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 20:27 (ten years ago) link
Last time I talked to a doctor about drinking she said I should have about 3-4 drinks a week, but was more concerned about binging on the weekends then drinking a couple beers every day.
― Kissin' Cloacas (Viceroy), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 21:00 (ten years ago) link
how many counts as a binge?
― carlos danger zone (mh), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 21:00 (ten years ago) link
I think she said something like "you know.... reeeaallly drunk"
― Kissin' Cloacas (Viceroy), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 21:04 (ten years ago) link
I don't think there's a medically determined amount of drinks that once reached equala binge.
As many as it takes. xp
― Aimless, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 21:04 (ten years ago) link
thanks guys
― carlos danger zone (mh), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 21:28 (ten years ago) link
There is currently no world wide consensus on how many drinks constitute a "binge", but in the United States, the term is often taken to mean consuming five or more standard drinks (male), or four or more drinks (female), on one occasion. One definition states that 5 drinks for men and 4 drinks for women must be consumed on one occasion at least once in a two-week period for it to be classed as binge drinking. This is colloquially known as the "5/4 definition", and depending on the source, the timeframe can vary. In the United Kingdom, binge drinking is defined as drinking more than twice the daily limit, that is, drinking eight units or more for men or six units or more for women (roughly equivalent to five or four American standard drinks, respectively).
so yeah, it's completely arbitrary
― carlos danger zone (mh), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 21:29 (ten years ago) link
I'm drinking the standard five American units tonight!
― Kissin' Cloacas (Viceroy), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 23:36 (ten years ago) link
I need a novelty doctor to prescribe me a giant beer so I can tell fuck you to all those ppl
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 23:48 (ten years ago) link
before the prohibition doctors prescribed beer to pregnant mothers as a wholesome nutritional supplement.
― Kissin' Cloacas (Viceroy), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 23:51 (ten years ago) link
Liquid Bread!
― Kissin' Cloacas (Viceroy), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 23:52 (ten years ago) link
of course in Australia the standard unit is like 12 American units, I'm sure!
http://i.imgur.com/LAmq7xh.jpg
― BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 23:53 (ten years ago) link
CHOP CARROTS LIKE A REBEL
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 23:58 (ten years ago) link
SMASH THE SYSTEM. JULIENNE YR PEPPERS
WAIT! STOP! FOR GOD'S SAKE, THINK OF THE SUFFERING SUCCOTASH!
― Aimless, Thursday, 15 August 2013 00:02 (ten years ago) link
I love showing hardcore vegans the studies that suggest vegetables can feel pain and "scream" when being harvested and stuff. They always say its bullshit pseudoscience but are totally into stuff that says a vegan diet is the healthiest and such.
Can't we just come together and just work to end CAFOs? Don't be hatin' on me cause I eat local free-range beef and chicken (well, and the occasional highly-processed frozen entree from a Con-Agra owned brand).
― Kissin' Cloacas (Viceroy), Thursday, 15 August 2013 01:58 (ten years ago) link
One definition states that 5 drinks for men and 4 drinks for women must be consumed on one occasion at least once in a two-week period for it to be classed as binge drinking.
looks like I'm binge drinking before I really get started
― Rummmpatitum, Rummmpatitum Traboo, Traboo, Traboo (onimo), Thursday, 15 August 2013 11:24 (ten years ago) link
xpso u admit it's pseudoscience
― shiny trippy people holding bandz (m bison), Thursday, 15 August 2013 12:12 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1184959_10153102996685123_1257957217_n.jpg
― Neil S, Thursday, 15 August 2013 13:47 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1185611_10152524672831002_1572305895_n.jpg
― I tweeted too much and I am in jail. (crüt), Thursday, 15 August 2013 14:43 (ten years ago) link
freddie didnt write the drum parts or the guitar solo or the bass part.
NINE PEOPLE are smart about getting writer credits.
― shiny trippy people holding bandz (m bison), Thursday, 15 August 2013 14:45 (ten years ago) link
one man, one goal, one missionone heart, one soul, just one solutionone flash of light, one god, one vision
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 15 August 2013 14:46 (ten years ago) link
One Facebook macro to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
― Neil S, Thursday, 15 August 2013 14:48 (ten years ago) link
do you know this for sure or are you just assuming? b/c I've always been under the impression that F. Mercury had pretty tight control over the "Bohemian Rhapsody" recording process
still, lol @ that macro
― I tweeted too much and I am in jail. (crüt), Thursday, 15 August 2013 14:49 (ten years ago) link
when did queen become an avatar for authentic old fashioned rock n roll???? feel like as a yung rockist i considered queen a joke but i see them held up all the time as Authentic Great Rock n Roll That This Teeny lady Gaga Shit Can't Touch
― max, Thursday, 15 August 2013 14:50 (ten years ago) link
xp that guitar solo is all brian may all day. ive no doubt freddie would say yay or nay on shit, but i think the macro is a bit disingenuous to suggest freddie sprawled out the whole thing on sheet music and handed the parts to the dudes.
― shiny trippy people holding bandz (m bison), Thursday, 15 August 2013 14:54 (ten years ago) link
I'm a Queen Problem, Bro??
― BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 15 August 2013 14:54 (ten years ago) link
i think freddie mercury worship is the domain of Reddit types, that's the only place i've seen it. no idea why they chose him to idolize.
― Spectrum, Thursday, 15 August 2013 14:57 (ten years ago) link
the kind of ppl that just can't get enough of gay muslims
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 15 August 2013 15:04 (ten years ago) link
it's gotta be the hat
http://www.nicholasjdanton.supanet.com/freddie%20hat.jpg
― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 15 August 2013 15:04 (ten years ago) link
stop queensplaining man
― BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 15 August 2013 15:07 (ten years ago) link
when did queen become an avatar for authentic old fashioned rock n roll????
When they started noting that no synths were used on their records.
― Here's the storify, of a lovely ladify (Phil D.), Thursday, 15 August 2013 15:08 (ten years ago) link
And that they were meant to be played at maxumum volume.
― nickn, Thursday, 15 August 2013 16:23 (ten years ago) link
maybe it's because he's just about the best rock frontman OF ALL TIME? maybe that.but yeah, i'm sure Freddie would hate that rockist shit. now i'm gonna jam this bad boy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEUM9ilk0CE
― Jamie_ATP, Thursday, 15 August 2013 16:37 (ten years ago) link
that video is so great :D
― Jamie_ATP, Thursday, 15 August 2013 16:38 (ten years ago) link
the thing with queen is that the amazingness of Freddie and The DEACON totally overpowers the boring old dude rockness of May and Taylor.
― Jamie_ATP, Thursday, 15 August 2013 16:39 (ten years ago) link
you know they weren't actually old dudes when they were rockin' out, right
― I tweeted too much and I am in jail. (crüt), Thursday, 15 August 2013 16:45 (ten years ago) link
jesus, referring to May as "boring old dude rockness" has to be an alltime ridiculous challop
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Thursday, 15 August 2013 16:53 (ten years ago) link
I mean as far as rock guitarists go he's about as bright, energetic, catchy, singable, non-thuddy as they come.
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Thursday, 15 August 2013 16:54 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/Sy4lsQ4.jpg
― li'l sebastian, Thursday, 15 August 2013 20:41 (ten years ago) link
LOL i thought that was a google logo and i was trying to parse how that was spelling "google"
― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 15 August 2013 20:42 (ten years ago) link
That one's stupid-funny, I give it a pass.
― nickn, Thursday, 15 August 2013 20:48 (ten years ago) link
Coexist? I don't get it. Is it some weird anti-racism thing where superheroes are substituted for races? God, reading back that I'm pretty sure I've become a Finn. Still, I don't get it.
― Øystein, Thursday, 15 August 2013 20:48 (ten years ago) link
coexist bumper stickers w/ religious symbols standing in for the letters are very common. this one is about DC + Marvel coexisting and ending their eternal warfare.
― Mordy , Thursday, 15 August 2013 20:49 (ten years ago) link
looks like this:http://www.stickershoppe.com/mm5/graphics/00000001/d201.jpg
― shiny trippy people holding bandz (m bison), Thursday, 15 August 2013 20:49 (ten years ago) link
oic -- didn't know about the marvel/dc divide -- so fans of one imprint hates fans of the other or something? lolz <3 subculture h8. Thanks, I hadn't seen the bumpersticker either.
― Øystein, Thursday, 15 August 2013 20:52 (ten years ago) link
i don't think it's a real thing in 2013 tbh; last time dc/marvel subculture h8 had any presence in my life i was 11 years old in summer camp.
― Mordy , Thursday, 15 August 2013 21:10 (ten years ago) link
I feel 98% certain that one of my wife's colleagues is going to post comic book "coexist" thing sometime in the next week.
― joygoat, Thursday, 15 August 2013 21:13 (ten years ago) link
I can think of at least 10 ppl in my timeline who have probably already posted it
― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Thursday, 15 August 2013 21:17 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/dunEz9b.jpg
― socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 15 August 2013 21:18 (ten years ago) link
seems legit
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 15 August 2013 21:31 (ten years ago) link
lol @ "this can be shocking to a man"
"you have curlers in your... hair??? I cannot possibly ever understand this"
― I tweeted too much and I am in jail. (crüt), Thursday, 15 August 2013 21:34 (ten years ago) link
I like how they used a distressed and stained page background and a photo that is clearly way pre-early-60s and then printed the text in the same font as the comment
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Thursday, 15 August 2013 21:35 (ten years ago) link
I know it's not real because they never mention lysol douche
― emilys., Thursday, 15 August 2013 23:48 (ten years ago) link
seems like a good place for a John Ruskin anecdote
― i too went to college (silby), Friday, 16 August 2013 04:51 (ten years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/130e592a0af38252c4ee95a9c6a23fb8/tumblr_mre3d3n71b1r0wqrdo1_500.png
this... isn't weird at all?
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Friday, 16 August 2013 05:40 (ten years ago) link
"90s movie closer to 80s movie than 2010s movie"
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Friday, 16 August 2013 05:42 (ten years ago) link
― Neil S, Friday, 16 August 2013 07:56 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1150849_204308913068470_531583627_n.jpg
Yes, have a nice cup of tea and remember that you brought your depression on by not being depressed earlier, wtf?
― ailsa, Friday, 16 August 2013 08:53 (ten years ago) link
clearly way pre-early-60s
lol its all olden times d00d
― 'Understand, your daughter's addiction is not your problem' (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 16 August 2013 09:32 (ten years ago) link
Matrix ushered in a golden era of big dumb action movies featuring cunts in costumes instead of pretend soldiers
― http://valawyersweekly.com/files/2009/12/important-ops-logo.jpg (Noodle Vague), Friday, 16 August 2013 11:00 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1187256_10151870496941060_930701604_n.jpg
― Neil S, Friday, 16 August 2013 11:13 (ten years ago) link
wicked burn
― shiny trippy people holding bandz (m bison), Friday, 16 August 2013 12:11 (ten years ago) link
feel like that came from the background of a 1990s U2 video
― Neanderthal, Friday, 16 August 2013 13:41 (ten years ago) link
RIGHT NOW
YOU ARE READING A HORRIBLE FACEBOOK MEME AND WONDERING HOW TO GET BACK THOSE PRECIOUS 15 SECONDS.
― pplains, Friday, 16 August 2013 13:55 (ten years ago) link
http://www.sadanduseless.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/f1.jpg
― Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Friday, 16 August 2013 14:49 (ten years ago) link
made me lol, must admit.
i think we've seen that depression one before itt but it's the first time it was accompanies by a illustration of my favorite psychopharma cartoon character, the depression bathrobe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGQcibFC9q0
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Friday, 16 August 2013 15:14 (ten years ago) link
ts: depression bathrobe v. sad bouncing egg
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Friday, 16 August 2013 15:18 (ten years ago) link
depression bathrobe! <3
― no fomo (La Lechera), Friday, 16 August 2013 15:25 (ten years ago) link
Results may vary.
― 'Understand, your daughter's addiction is not your problem' (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 16 August 2013 15:29 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/20794_10151849071769602_130875693_n.jpg
― I tweeted too much and I am in jail. (crüt), Friday, 16 August 2013 20:16 (ten years ago) link
and mean!
― no fomo (La Lechera), Friday, 16 August 2013 20:17 (ten years ago) link
officer she had curves, what was i supposed to do?
― in France they piss on Main Street (Noodle Vague), Friday, 16 August 2013 20:18 (ten years ago) link
abilify is such a terrible name xps
― mookieproof, Friday, 16 August 2013 20:19 (ten years ago) link
Shudder to think what goes on in that perv's pockets
― touch. zing touch. you've almost convinced me I'm real (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 16 August 2013 20:48 (ten years ago) link
i'll tell you where you can put your hands
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 August 2013 20:54 (ten years ago) link
i hate that commerical because all it says to me it even if you take our shit and it doesnt kill you your depression is one step behind you, or hanging in a lawn chair, ALWAYS FOREVER
― "Max's Original Starship" Vol. 3 (sunny successor), Friday, 16 August 2013 20:59 (ten years ago) link
http://urlybits.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Terrorist-Tea-Party-Puzzle.jpg
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 16 August 2013 22:06 (ten years ago) link
I'm going to glue googly eyes to my depression bathrobe.
― emilys., Friday, 16 August 2013 22:57 (ten years ago) link
http://fuckyourlifehacks.tumblr.com/ new favorite
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Saturday, 17 August 2013 00:54 (ten years ago) link
*sigh* That's so OTM.
― pplains, Saturday, 17 August 2013 01:53 (ten years ago) link
― "Max's Original Starship" Vol. 3 (sunny successor), Friday, August 16, 2013 1:59 PM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I mean it is though
― i too went to college (silby), Saturday, 17 August 2013 06:23 (ten years ago) link
lol abilify
― color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that, Saturday, 17 August 2013 06:26 (ten years ago) link
http://i1283.photobucket.com/albums/a551/emily_simpson1/atheist_lisafranksagan_zps9af0e266.jpg
― emilys., Saturday, 17 August 2013 09:35 (ten years ago) link
To really harm the romance of a sunset u have to cover it up with large words in an ugly garish font
― 'Understand, your daughter's addiction is not your problem' (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 17 August 2013 10:31 (ten years ago) link
or ten
― Francois Toofo (seandalai), Saturday, 17 August 2013 13:57 (ten years ago) link
digging fuckyourlifehacks
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 17 August 2013 14:06 (ten years ago) link
I hate them so much. They had a hack for freezing coffee into cubes and using those to cool your coffee. I still can't formulate into enough words how (and why) that pissed me off.
― pplains, Saturday, 17 August 2013 14:26 (ten years ago) link
But that's how I make my afternoon iced coffees ;_; why you gotta hate, pp?
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Saturday, 17 August 2013 14:29 (ten years ago) link
I think if they were presented as quirky ideas for a rainy day project clipped from Reader's Digest or Highlights, they'd be fine...the name 'hack' and the meme-generator presentation implies they are mind-blowing ways to cut through life's red tape, stunning left-field solutions from techy firebrands who have figured out how to live and don't want to waste any time doing so. When in reality it's like... so...you put Koolaid in a bottle and shook it up...? Or: You found a good use for all those old-timey wooden ladders you have lying around for...some reason? They're not 'lifehacks,' they're almost unsurpassedly ordinary.
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 17 August 2013 14:39 (ten years ago) link
There's an implied YOU'RE WELCOME at the end of every one of these things, like someone accepting your apology when you have offered none.
― pplains, Saturday, 17 August 2013 14:51 (ten years ago) link
why you gotta hate, pp?
I told you, I can't put it into words. Pouring coffee into an ice tray isn't going to enhance your life in any way.
This is the recent one that made me really lose my shit. But you know, when you lose your shit over something that someone has done, that's your fault. #lifehack
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BP3f48CCYAAKt-O.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 17 August 2013 14:55 (ten years ago) link
the worst ones are the "creative" ones, the ladder-turned-shelf ones, which by virtue of being "lifehacks" are viral and have seen by everyone on the internet, so everyone who sees your twee as fuck creativity will know exactly where it came from
― fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Saturday, 17 August 2013 15:21 (ten years ago) link
dying at the picture pplains posted.
― "Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Saturday, 17 August 2013 15:26 (ten years ago) link
the legend is amazing
Food kit a. cinnamon candies. travel food kit
― touch. zing touch. you've almost convinced me I'm real (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 17 August 2013 15:58 (ten years ago) link
''Oops, damn, won't close...what is it? One too many pretzels? Fuck, crushed 'em again. I bet I can fit in one more Cheerio. Where are those tweezers...'' (meanwhile people who were actually traveling have long since given up and left)
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 17 August 2013 20:32 (ten years ago) link
also lol @ emily's carl sagan one. Is someone in your feed on a Carl Sagan listserv or something? I feel like you posted a similarly rainbow-colored one, with Haunting Thoughtful Face, way back at the beginning.
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 17 August 2013 20:34 (ten years ago) link
That Carl Sagan fellow is all bollocks. I mean, you can see right through him.
― Aimless, Saturday, 17 August 2013 20:53 (ten years ago) link
Plz somebody photoshop dreads onto Don Cheadle's head for future posts
― Bnad, Saturday, 17 August 2013 20:58 (ten years ago) link
They're not 'lifehacks,' they're almost unsurpassedly ordinary.
^seriously. A lifehack would be, like, how do I make money to live on without working or something.
Casino, I think I sent the Sagan one to you in a private message, but yeah, I have a lot of fucking lovers of science on my fb. Also loving that this thread is enough of a priority for you to check from China!
― emilys., Saturday, 17 August 2013 23:46 (ten years ago) link
Re: Sagan picture, I wd argue that the reduction of the phenomena of the sunset to 'romance' is the real harm
― cardamon, Sunday, 18 August 2013 03:34 (ten years ago) link
you know what else would work for all that food, a plastic bag, but then the different colors of food might touch each other
― j., Sunday, 18 August 2013 03:47 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1148890_2443510883465_557839758_n.jpg
― I tweeted too much and I am in jail. (crüt), Sunday, 18 August 2013 05:17 (ten years ago) link
She is slightly more resourceful than the ''10 Rules for Dating my Daughter'' dude.
― Van Horn Street, Sunday, 18 August 2013 05:21 (ten years ago) link
terrifying
― BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 18 August 2013 06:37 (ten years ago) link
When people share that, are they sharing because it's a funny caricature of what they think ... or because they actually think it?
― cardamon, Sunday, 18 August 2013 10:17 (ten years ago) link
Either way, fucking hell
― cardamon, Sunday, 18 August 2013 10:18 (ten years ago) link
Huh. My own mothers rules would go something like:
1. OMGThankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou
― 'Understand, your daughter's addiction is not your problem' (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 18 August 2013 11:37 (ten years ago) link
hahah
― cardamon, Sunday, 18 August 2013 11:58 (ten years ago) link
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Sunday, 18 August 2013 13:23 (ten years ago) link
lol mine would be "Are you sure?"
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 18 August 2013 15:18 (ten years ago) link
Unwritten rule: I own my son the way other people own a dog, and I have no intention of ever changing that.
― Aimless, Sunday, 18 August 2013 16:41 (ten years ago) link
11, You never her
― carlos danger zone (mh), Sunday, 18 August 2013 16:46 (ten years ago) link
My rules for dating my imaginary daughter: no playing your "slow jamz mix" on first dateif you text your penis to her that photo WILL go on a freeway billboardif you chat me and my husband up like a car salesman, she will NEVER, EVER date you because you are a secret creepif yr skinny jeans are falling down around your ass when you enter my home I will pants you
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 18 August 2013 16:57 (ten years ago) link
emilys, no, i'm sure there was another! Around the time of one about Descartes maybe? No way will i try to load this whole thread on my phone thru hostel internet to check tho.
and yes, high priority
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 18 August 2013 17:00 (ten years ago) link
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https://sphotos-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/999754_10152508492338357_20563125_n.jpg
― fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Sunday, 18 August 2013 18:01 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1004841_545873915448193_1859460399_n.jpg
― cardamon, Monday, 19 August 2013 11:51 (ten years ago) link
that is the least Blake-y sounding quote those morons could possibly have made up
― beans on toast and ghosts (Noodle Vague), Monday, 19 August 2013 12:27 (ten years ago) link
I looked at that & began to run up image of Blake's Newton with Drake inspirational quote attached, but there is no point to parody or jokes in this thread, Facebook sincerity will always outpace you
― woof, Monday, 19 August 2013 13:12 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1175742_460605884047248_1190190204_n.jpg
sick
― lag∞n, Monday, 19 August 2013 14:03 (ten years ago) link
also my dad is bigger than your dad, so nyah! - jacque fresco
― Spectrum, Monday, 19 August 2013 14:05 (ten years ago) link
late pass but fuckyourlifehacks tumblr is so wonderful
― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Monday, 19 August 2013 14:06 (ten years ago) link
i knew someone who did that lifehack shit IRL and he acted like he had brought down wisdom from Mt. Sinai or something
― Spectrum, Monday, 19 August 2013 14:10 (ten years ago) link
xxxxxxp I can never see the words "William Blake" without thinking of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFHIUmqMwJU
― Here's the storify, of a lovely ladify (Phil D.), Monday, 19 August 2013 14:11 (ten years ago) link
fuckyourlifehacks tumblr pleasantly reminded me of this excellent tips repository (which I was also cheered to discover was still going): http://heroofswitzerland.blogspot.co.uk/search/label/Top%20Tips
― transmisogyny express (DJ Mencap), Monday, 19 August 2013 14:28 (ten years ago) link
oh god, mencap. the food kit lives on.
https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-YtQ3EJ3d2HY/URKGF6j-FjI/AAAAAAAAEYk/Ts1gsbwq8FE/s640/blogger-image-1586969583.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 19 August 2013 14:31 (ten years ago) link
lol indeed
― transmisogyny express (DJ Mencap), Monday, 19 August 2013 14:31 (ten years ago) link
Remove the asshole mt. sinai vibe from lifehack, but pour in a healthy dose of Pluggers, and you've got Top Tips.
― pplains, Monday, 19 August 2013 14:32 (ten years ago) link
omg yes
― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Monday, 19 August 2013 14:33 (ten years ago) link
(Pluggers for those who don't live in the new world:
http://assets.amuniversal.com/6ec10c70d9830130fc16001dd8b71c47
― pplains, Monday, 19 August 2013 14:33 (ten years ago) link
rustybumpers.blogspot.com
― pplains, Monday, 19 August 2013 14:34 (ten years ago) link
pluggerm✧✧✧@a✧✧.c✧✧ - can't make that up.
I love Top Tips, it's the Lifehacks for the Lilian Vernon set.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_y48VWOPr6lU/SsD1H0KQ4BI/AAAAAAAAFtI/IcKJbicBaEs/s400/092709+Lillian+Vernon.jpg
― Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Monday, 19 August 2013 14:37 (ten years ago) link
hahaha "ENTER IF YOU DARE"
I dunno, it is a Halloween HAUNTQUARTERS, not sure I can handle that
― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Monday, 19 August 2013 14:38 (ten years ago) link
what am i missing about bagel transport?
https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-BVRbsHxg7ZE/UKZZTq5zhGI/AAAAAAAAEKo/p_tkXscW_BM/s640/blogger-image--2079901479.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 19 August 2013 14:41 (ten years ago) link
i don't think these moms understand how disruptive this is to how we think about food containers today. poor, ignorant fools.
― Spectrum, Monday, 19 August 2013 14:42 (ten years ago) link
Site needs more nylon netting.
― Auspuff (doo dah), Monday, 19 August 2013 14:43 (ten years ago) link
love when a plugger has a pet that's the same species as them
― balls, Monday, 19 August 2013 14:44 (ten years ago) link
CD spindle things smell weird and I think they would make my bagel smell weird and they are probably not dishwasher safe, either, so that is super dumb.
With the food kit, I like to imagine some the face of some smug lifehacker grandly handing an embroidery floss case full of tiny snacks to their five-year-old in the backseat as that child immediately dumps the entire contents of the box all over the car, where the lifehacker will continue to find raisins and cinnamon candies for the next eight years until he finally sells the car in despair.
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Monday, 19 August 2013 14:56 (ten years ago) link
I had no idea what a "plugger" is but the caption on that cartoon made it seem like someone actually draws a cartoon devoted to anthropomorphic animals who seek to clog public toilets.
― joygoat, Monday, 19 August 2013 15:21 (ten years ago) link
......
Yeah, that's pretty much the nail on the head.
― pplains, Monday, 19 August 2013 15:24 (ten years ago) link
What's a plugger, though.
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Monday, 19 August 2013 15:28 (ten years ago) link
lady if you have to ask
― pplains, Monday, 19 August 2013 15:35 (ten years ago) link
I've always heard it in the context of "plugging away". As in, these anthropomorphic animals never did much great in life, but have made it to a ripe old age by virtue of keeping to a moderate pace.
― how's life, Monday, 19 August 2013 15:37 (ten years ago) link
http://www.gocomics.com/pluggers
America’s first interactive, reader-participation comic -- Pluggers chronicles the hardworking people the world depends on. They represent the 80 percent of humanity who unceremoniously keep plugging along -- balancing work, play and family life.
We talked about the strip a little bit over here during the past month -- golf, amirite? ilx's comic strip voting thread is now open
Pluggers = the poor schmucks that "What's the Matter With Kansas" was written about, sort of, maybe.
― cops on horse (WilliamC), Monday, 19 August 2013 15:38 (ten years ago) link
I totally get a Midwestern vibe from it over anywhere else.
― pplains, Monday, 19 August 2013 15:42 (ten years ago) link
yeah, it's 80% of the population who are blue-collar midwestern Protestant senior citizens.
― Spectrum, Monday, 19 August 2013 15:42 (ten years ago) link
hey represent the 80 percent of humanity who unceremoniously keep plugging along
I'd like to see something to back up this 80% statistic.
But, aren't we all just unceremoniously plugging along towards inevitable death and, ultimately, total oblivion? I believe that with all of my heart and still think that whatever small contribution I'm making to humanity is enough to take me out of this 80% of mindless pluggers.
Basically I find the whole concept of "pluggers" pessimistic and I think it totally devalues the exact people that these knobs are trying to laud.
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Monday, 19 August 2013 15:43 (ten years ago) link
They do promote interspecies marriage, so there's that.
http://assets.amuniversal.com/625be340d6c30130f9f5001dd8b71c47
― pplains, Monday, 19 August 2013 15:43 (ten years ago) link
Would like to get Art Spiegelman's take on Pluggers.
― pplains, Monday, 19 August 2013 15:44 (ten years ago) link
would not like to see Plugger artist's secret sketchbook of 'sexy Pluggers'
― Spectrum, Monday, 19 August 2013 15:45 (ten years ago) link
wait, what? pluggers? i am so confused. is this about toilets or women be shoppin?
― no fomo (La Lechera), Monday, 19 August 2013 15:45 (ten years ago) link
Pluggers is about a cartoonist crowdsourcing old people for "get off my lawn" punchlines for his terrible comic
― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Monday, 19 August 2013 15:47 (ten years ago) link
It's a term for "salt of the earth" folks who are just living their lives and doing the every day things that we all do, plugging along.
Also it's apparently well rooted in sexist gender tropes.
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Monday, 19 August 2013 15:47 (ten years ago) link
Also they are apparently male, with women being characterized solely in their relationship to pluggers. And they are incontinent, per the first posted comic.
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Monday, 19 August 2013 15:48 (ten years ago) link
there are some lady plugger strips
unsurprisingly, they are terrible
― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Monday, 19 August 2013 15:49 (ten years ago) link
for example: http://www.gocomics.com/pluggers/2013/08/16
― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Monday, 19 August 2013 15:50 (ten years ago) link
normal people be navel gazing i guess
― no fomo (La Lechera), Monday, 19 August 2013 15:50 (ten years ago) link
and also: http://www.gocomics.com/pluggers/2013/08/14
I kind of identify with the nap one, tbh. A PLUGGER IS ME.
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Monday, 19 August 2013 15:52 (ten years ago) link
basically I want to destroy everyone related to this comic strip: http://www.gocomics.com/pluggers/2013/08/01
― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Monday, 19 August 2013 15:52 (ten years ago) link
Always love the Comics Curmudgeon's reactions to Pluggers: http://joshreads.com/?cat=57
(His comment for that first one pplains posted above - "Pluggers just have to poop all the time.")
― Here's the storify, of a lovely ladify (Phil D.), Monday, 19 August 2013 15:53 (ten years ago) link
Wait, so Hatlo's "Tip o' the Hat" were CROWD-SOURCED???
― Auspuff (doo dah), Monday, 19 August 2013 16:14 (ten years ago) link
I have never seen these plugger comics before, and now I'm scrolling through them and gawking in the way one might look at a car accident
― carlos danger zone (mh), Monday, 19 August 2013 16:19 (ten years ago) link
Comic's Curmudgeon on Pluggers is all you need, really. It's like he's holding your hand and reassuring you that it's really not you. It's them.
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Monday, 19 August 2013 16:22 (ten years ago) link
digging this one
http://joshreads.com/images/13/07/i130727pluggers.jpg
― I tweeted too much and I am in jail. (crüt), Monday, 19 August 2013 16:27 (ten years ago) link
I'm reading the curmudgeon posts and... my god, there really are a lot of them about pooping
― carlos danger zone (mh), Monday, 19 August 2013 16:30 (ten years ago) link
all of these strips are actually hilarious when you think about old people experiencing these moments of existential horror and then going "boy, this needs to be in Pluggers!" *sends snail mail*
― I tweeted too much and I am in jail. (crüt), Monday, 19 August 2013 16:37 (ten years ago) link
http://joshreads.com/?p=588
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Monday, 19 August 2013 16:53 (ten years ago) link
http://i1208.photobucket.com/albums/cc364/aerialnostalgia/whenclimbingan0aincline2ctryto0akeepyourgo-chair0amovingif0ayoumuststop2c0astartupagain0aslowlyandth-fbcover.png
― Evan, Monday, 19 August 2013 18:37 (ten years ago) link
Always awesome when the watermark is in bigger text than whatever hell inspirational passage is being quoted.
― pplains, Monday, 19 August 2013 19:09 (ten years ago) link
MOVING IFWHENINCLINE, SETALLOW ITTO ENSUREDESCENT
― SKYLER FFS SKYLER SKYLER SKYLER (Merdeyeux), Monday, 19 August 2013 19:10 (ten years ago) link
i'd forgotten about pluggers! i should start reading CC again, i never found out what happened with mary worth and aldo
― fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Monday, 19 August 2013 22:50 (ten years ago) link
I read way too many Pluggers today via CC.
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Monday, 19 August 2013 23:13 (ten years ago) link
http://i1208.photobucket.com/albums/cc364/aerialnostalgia/batteries-default.png
― Evan, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 00:02 (ten years ago) link
― fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 00:41 (ten years ago) link
I had only been working for **censored** for a few weeks when a friend of mine came for a visit. She’s one of my best friends, and she’s an extraordinary person, full of love and compassion. She is also pro-abortion.
As the social media coordinator, I have the responsibility of finding stories on LifeSiteNews.com and posting them to Facebook and Twitter.
I spend a lot of time reading articles. While my friend was visiting, I was reading an article that contained the illustration displayed here, of a D&E abortion of a 23 week old baby.
My friend looked over my shoulder and gasped.
“What are you LOOKING at?” she asked, horrified.
“That’s an abortion,” I answered plainly.
“But, that’s a baby!” she exclaimed. “That doesn’t happen!”
“That’s a 23 week abortion. That happens quite frequently, actually.”
I tried to remain calm.
She’s not stupid. Really, honestly, she isn’t. She’s actually incredibly intelligent, educated. She has a degree.
I truly believe that my friend has been deceived.
How else could an intelligent, loving individual be completely “pro-choice”?
Deception.
People are told what they want to hear, that it’s “just a blob of tissue,” or they’re told, “abortion is OK in certain circumstances,” and most importantly, they’re told “abortion is a woman’s right.” But when they are presented with the reality that what they thought was a blob of tissue was actually a baby, a human being, a lot of them change their minds. Yes, a lot.
She just stared at the illustration with pain in her eyes.
“I don’t know if I’m OK with that.” She said with finality.
The reason I am telling you this story is not simply to share the pro-life message.
I am telling you this to explain to you the importance of supporting pro-life organizations and sharing the truth.
It’s one thing to read a story and have your pro-life beliefs affirmed, but it’s another thing entirely to take that information and spread it as far and wide as you possibly can.
And we have seen time and time again that the truth is what changes hearts and mind. …
― emilys., Tuesday, 20 August 2013 04:56 (ten years ago) link
“I don’t know if I’m OK with that.” She said with finality.“I don’t know if I’m OK with that.” She said with finality.“I don’t know if I’m OK with that.” She said with finality.“I don’t know if I’m OK with that.” She said with finality.“I don’t know if I’m OK with that.” She said with finality.“I don’t know if I’m OK with that.” She said with finality.“I don’t know if I’m OK with that.” She said with finality.“I don’t know if I’m OK with that.” She said with finality.
― emilys., Tuesday, 20 August 2013 05:01 (ten years ago) link
gross, on many levels
― Neil S, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 08:12 (ten years ago) link
Then she said:
"You know, the fact that Abortion happens is direct proof that God does not exist. Bob Marley"
― Mark G, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 08:38 (ten years ago) link
An African tribe does the most beautiful thing.
When someone does something hurtful and wrong, they take the person to the center of town, and the entire tribe comes and surrounds him.
For two days they'll tell the man every good thing he has ever done.
The tribe believes that every human being comes into the world as Good, each of us desiring safety, love, peace, happiness.
But sometimes in the pursuit of those things people make mistakes. The community sees misdeeds as a cry for help.
They band together for the sake of their fellow man to hold him up, to reconnect him with his true Nature, to remind him who he really is, until he fully remembers the truth from which he'd temporarily been disconnected:
"I AM GOOD."
Please Share
― how's life, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 08:39 (ten years ago) link
the wrong deed was sharing the above on Facebook presumably
― Neil S, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 08:41 (ten years ago) link
"um... well, we quite liked that "I know what I like in your wardrobe" song, you drummed on that, didn't you?"
― Mark G, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 08:42 (ten years ago) link
Ha. "Well, admittedly, 'Ignition' is hella catchy"
― 'Understand, your daughter's addiction is not your problem' (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 08:57 (ten years ago) link
"'Goodbye My Love' is a hell of a record... oh, that wasn't you? Huh."
― 'Understand, your daughter's addiction is not your problem' (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 09:00 (ten years ago) link
I don't want to start another thread about these but dear lord.
• Life Hacks @omglifehacks 1hWant to meet girls? Go outside when its raining with a huge umbrella and take your pick.
• Life Hacks @omglifehacks 8hOut of pillow cases? Use a t-shirt.
• Life Hacks @omglifehacks 14hMost cab drivers in Vegas are actually required to pay your entry fee into strip clubs if you ask them.
― pplains, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 14:23 (ten years ago) link
There's no way that last one can be true.
• Life Hacks @omglifehacks 19hIf you have a gift card for a certain store, but don't want to buy anything at that store, buy a Visa gift card with the gift card.
The stores will not let you do this, guess you'll have to outhack another fox.
― pplains, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 14:24 (ten years ago) link
Or the first one, now that I look closer.
This just makes me angry. Out of pillowcases? DO LAUNDRY YOU FUCKING INGRATE. Using a t-shirt instead of a pillow case doesn't make you a lifehacker. It makes you a slob.
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 14:25 (ten years ago) link
If you put as much energy into keeping your living situation clean as you do in trying to find ways to game the system, you would be 100x less gross and expend 50% less energy. #lifehack
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 14:27 (ten years ago) link
i am actually wearing a pillowcase with arm holes cut into it today so that heads know i am a lifehaxor
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 14:29 (ten years ago) link
Hey beats washing t-shirts!
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 14:30 (ten years ago) link
I'm sorry, can I just
“What are you LOOKING at?” she asked, horrified.“That’s an abortion,” I answered plainly.
Am I weird for thinking that the pro-life person dispassionately looking at pictures of dismembered babies is the terrifying one here?
― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 14:32 (ten years ago) link
It's her job to post that on Facebook.
― pplains, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 14:54 (ten years ago) link
Now I know where all the stileproject editors went.
― pplains, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 14:55 (ten years ago) link
http://fusionanomaly.net/johnnyrottenglaremic.jpg
"That's not a baby, it's an aBORtion!" I answered plainly.
― Domo Arigato, Demi Lovato (Phil D.), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 15:00 (ten years ago) link
“That’s a 23 week abortion. That happens quite frequently, actually.”http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7f/US_abortion_by_gestational_age_2004_histogram.svg
― Bnad, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 15:30 (ten years ago) link
uh yeah, I was reading that and was all "23 weeks?! this story is total bullshit"
― Kissin' Cloacas (Viceroy), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 16:46 (ten years ago) link
Anti-abortion people are not real concerned with things like facts and truth. Or women's health and well being.
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 16:47 (ten years ago) link
Side note: As we were jockeying for position in the over-crowded shallow end of the pool, this old dude in my water aerobics class said to me, "They must have advertised this on Amazon.com!" and my immediate thought was "Pluggers don't know how Amazon or membership-based gyms work."
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 16:49 (ten years ago) link
― socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 16:53 (ten years ago) link
I lost about five hours of my life to reading Pluggers and Archie comic criticisms. Thanks Phil D!
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 17:47 (ten years ago) link
i hate that commerical because all it says to me it even if you take our shit and it doesnt kill you your depression is one step behind you, or hanging in a lawn chair, ALWAYS FOREVER― "Max's Original Starship" Vol. 3 (sunny successor), Friday, August 16, 2013 1:59 PM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post PermalinkI mean it is though― i too went to college (silby), Saturday, August 17, 2013 1:23 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― i too went to college (silby), Saturday, August 17, 2013 1:23 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
well sure but its not the greatest selling point
― "Max's Original Starship" Vol. 3 (sunny successor), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 17:57 (ten years ago) link
― "Max's Original Starship" Vol. 3 (sunny successor), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 17:59 (ten years ago) link
man if I had a nickel for every 23 week abortion i've had.
― "Max's Original Starship" Vol. 3 (sunny successor), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:02 (ten years ago) link
"Out of pillow cases?" she asked, horrified."Use a t-shirt," I answered plainly.
― Øystein, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:06 (ten years ago) link
Some Catholic women have 23-day abortions every month!
― pplains, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:13 (ten years ago) link
oh my
― carlos danger zone (mh), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:14 (ten years ago) link
toilet broken? piss in the sink! #lifehack
― "Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:23 (ten years ago) link
Oh man the tips on Hero of Switzerland are making me INSANE.
https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-RCX3ONCcYPI/Ucw4v44kViI/AAAAAAAAEg8/wXDYmeLQGhU/s640/blogger-image--1701665180.jpg
Like the look of margarine lids but can't figure out how to work them into your design scheme?
https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-MII_hvd853I/USeBvxSlQJI/AAAAAAAAEb4/xe2NvmnJXQU/s640/blogger-image-717191273.jpg
― potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:36 (ten years ago) link
― pplains, Tuesday, August 20, 2013 6:13 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i believe the preferred nomenclature is 'the rhythm method'
― BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:41 (ten years ago) link
every unfertilized egg - a life, that was never conceived.
― pplains, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:48 (ten years ago) link
we are a part of the rhythm method
― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:48 (ten years ago) link
http://www.bayareaflashmob.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Janet-Jackson_l7.jpg
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:49 (ten years ago) link
• Life Hacks @omglifehacks 1hWant to meet girls? Go outside when its raining with a huge umbrella and take your pick.• Life Hacks @omglifehacks 8hOut of pillow cases? Use a t-shirt.• Life Hacks @omglifehacks 14hMost cab drivers in Vegas are actually required to pay your entry fee into strip clubs if you ask them.
The line between real lifehacks and satirical lifehacks is getting mighty blurry.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:57 (ten years ago) link
"real lifehacks" lol
― no fomo (La Lechera), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:58 (ten years ago) link
iirc that last one actually has some level of truth
― carlos danger zone (mh), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:59 (ten years ago) link
Out of pillow cases? Consider two sets of bedding.
― Kissin' Cloacas (Viceroy), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:59 (ten years ago) link
too depressed to get out of bed? bring your computer into bed with you! #lifehacks
― "Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:00 (ten years ago) link
Life Hacks @omglifehacks 19 AugBuy a world map shower curtain. You’ll become a geography expert from all the time you spend in the bathroom!
LIES, ALL LIES
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:01 (ten years ago) link
Does your home smell like garbaggio? No time to clean? Hold your nose. That's a nose hack.
― BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:03 (ten years ago) link
xp All those world map shower curtains use the Mercator projection!! IA!!!
― Kissin' Cloacas (Viceroy), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:04 (ten years ago) link
took me forever to realize that Antarctica is actually a frozen desert and not the land of creeping mildew
― I tweeted too much and I am in jail. (crüt), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:04 (ten years ago) link
Life Hacks @omglifehacks 11 AugDriving somewhere 30+ minutes away? Listen to a TED talk—it'll make the drive seem to go faster since it's less repetitive than music.
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:05 (ten years ago) link
don't believe that nose hack that hoos mentioned, it is a bad idea, trust me
― carlos danger zone (mh), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:06 (ten years ago) link
gd ted talks
― no fomo (La Lechera), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:07 (ten years ago) link
hahaha lifehack people and TEDtalk people... a Venn diagram that's just one circle.
― Kissin' Cloacas (Viceroy), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:07 (ten years ago) link
it'll make the drive seem to go faster since it's less repetitive than music
you sure about that? i'm not so sure about that.
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:08 (ten years ago) link
OK I am really tired of people talking about that slowed-down version of Jolene...
― Kissin' Cloacas (Viceroy), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:10 (ten years ago) link
I swear, some of them I go "These people are fucking with me."
― pplains, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:11 (ten years ago) link
YES!
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:12 (ten years ago) link
or just listen to "everybody's free to wear sunscreen" and get two in one
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:12 (ten years ago) link
try a TED talk slowed down by 25%, it's less repetitive
― beans on toast and ghosts (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:12 (ten years ago) link
Life Hacks @omglifehacks 17 AugIf someone says "I love you" and you don't feel the same way, say "I love YouTube" really fast.
― pplains, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:12 (ten years ago) link
Like that is ever going to happen to someone hacking their life.
Life Hacks @omglifehacks 3 AugDrink tons of apple juice before you go to bed. A chemical compound in the juice will help you to have vivid awesome dreams.
this is the worst advice!
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:13 (ten years ago) link
a chemical compound in the juice will help you to get up for a piss at 3 in the morning
― beans on toast and ghosts (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:13 (ten years ago) link
what can i do to hack other ppl's lives?
― Mordy , Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:14 (ten years ago) link
you, your friends, your accomplishments, all will eventually be dust #lifehacks
― "Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:15 (ten years ago) link
thirsty? try bleach! #lifehacks
― I tweeted too much and I am in jail. (crüt), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:15 (ten years ago) link
i feel like strongo really needs to get onboard with these.
Life Hacks @omglifehacks 7 AugLive near a pizza place and need a ride to someone's house? Order them a pizza and ask the driver if you can get a lift.
Again, here's another one that's vaguely illegal.
― pplains, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:15 (ten years ago) link
xps Mordy I believe that's called gaslighting.
― Kissin' Cloacas (Viceroy), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:16 (ten years ago) link
"live near a pizza place"
― BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:16 (ten years ago) link
#lifehacks
I need to start a thread. Quit retweeting these guys and quit cluttering this thread. #omglifehacks.
― pplains, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:16 (ten years ago) link
Life Hacks @omglifehacks 31 JulHolding a banana peel over a bruise (for 10 to 30 minutes), will remove its color.
do you think people have tried this?
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:17 (ten years ago) link
these are the same people that do omgfacts i think, gems like
OMG Facts @OMGFacts 15h
Jim Carrey sent Tupac funny letters while he was in prison!
OMG Facts @OMGFacts 17h
Carrots were originally purple in color, changing in the 17th century to orange with newer varieties.
Dark chocolate has more iron than beef!
― BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:17 (ten years ago) link
it's a lie, my banana peel is still yellow
― carlos danger zone (mh), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:18 (ten years ago) link
Demonic Alvin & The Chipmunks >>>>> slow "Jolene"
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:18 (ten years ago) link
they missed the best part of the "carrots used to be purple" story - the orange varieties were favoured to celebrated the Dutch House of Orange, allegedly
― beans on toast and ghosts (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:19 (ten years ago) link
Got a neighbor you don't like who doesn't lock their doors? Go in to their house when they're out and move stuff around -- but only a little. #otherpeopleslifehacks
― Kissin' Cloacas (Viceroy), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:20 (ten years ago) link
wait, dark chocolate doesn't have any beef, right?
― Moodles, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:20 (ten years ago) link
okay you guys sent me down a horrifying Twitter wormhole and now I hate you
― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:23 (ten years ago) link
Life Hacks @omglifehacks 16 Aug
Want to cut a watermelon open without a knife? Take a quarter, make a small incision, and karate chop it in half. It seriously works!
― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:24 (ten years ago) link
@gallagherhacks
― beans on toast and ghosts (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:25 (ten years ago) link
why are your quarters sharp enough to make incisions?
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:26 (ten years ago) link
yay watermelon all over my hand! awesome hack!
― Kissin' Cloacas (Viceroy), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:26 (ten years ago) link
cutting fruit with pocket change? doesn't sound very hygenic to me....
― Moodles, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:30 (ten years ago) link
These monsters use t-shirts as pillow cases rather than do laundry. What do you expect?
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:31 (ten years ago) link
Life Hacks @omglifehacks 17 Jul
Need to memorize something for a test? Tape it to your bathroom wall to review while sitting on the toilet. You'll memorize it in no time!
― I tweeted too much and I am in jail. (crüt), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:32 (ten years ago) link
Life Hacks @omglifehacks 15 Aug
How to get upgraded to first class: http://bit.ly/11UOAzx
this is fucking hilarious
― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:32 (ten years ago) link
please tell me it says "become a famous celebrity"
― beans on toast and ghosts (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:33 (ten years ago) link
I'm not saying that works or it's smart, but at least it's literally a hack.
― pplains, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:34 (ten years ago) link
xp: Close!
1. Buy an upgrade2. Volunteer to be bumped3. Fly frequently4. Fly alone5. Smile!
^^^ cool hacks, never would have occurred to me
― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:34 (ten years ago) link
They missed
6. hijack a plane
― Moodles, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:35 (ten years ago) link
"geez, if only I could figure out a way to fly first class""have you considered buying an upgrade?""WOAH DUDE, AWESOME HACK" *high-five*
― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:36 (ten years ago) link
Life Hacks @omglifehacks 17 AugHow to get backstage at concerts and pretty much ANYWHERE: Wear a nice suit and walk quickly. People won't question you.
That's him, lower right.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meo7o6PwG61rgqc4go1_1280.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:41 (ten years ago) link
― I tweeted too much and I am in jail. (crüt), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:42 (ten years ago) link
kinda takes the "culture" out of "subculture"
― beans on toast and ghosts (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:42 (ten years ago) link
can we poll that photo
― i am.. a maven (Matt P), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:46 (ten years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lou14eXQrC1qicm8vo1_500.jpg
spot the parents
― beans on toast and ghosts (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:49 (ten years ago) link
Wear a nice suit and walk quickly. People won't question you
please remember to be a white cis male when attempting this cool hack
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 20:01 (ten years ago) link
my wife had an argument several years ago with a racist MIT undergrad who was temping for her where this girl actually claimed you could always spot really ghetto black people because they spent all of their money on nice clothes
my wife declined to renew the temp's contract IIRC, hopefully teaching this young woman the critical lesson that telling your boss she must be ghetto because she has on nice clothes is not a good career move
― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 20:05 (ten years ago) link
wait, how do you spot wealthy middle class black people then?
― beans on toast and ghosts (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 20:07 (ten years ago) link
polo shirts and khakis, same as everyone else
― mh, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 20:08 (ten years ago) link
this system is flawed
― beans on toast and ghosts (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 20:08 (ten years ago) link
omigod I know where that brony meet-up picture was taken. I've played that Xybots machine.
― Your Own Personal El Guapo (kingfish), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 20:13 (ten years ago) link
guys this is... obviously a joke twitter account??
― socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 20:52 (ten years ago) link
Would you bet your life on it?
I mean, the food kit. the ghetto air conditioner. the buzzfeedy "15 ways you can get free pizza" links.
― pplains, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 21:02 (ten years ago) link
bless you vegemite, but ffs.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/af4884b44bcec02fa60429f95afe42e8/tumblr_mrqsw5sIDy1srsdr2o1_500.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 21:10 (ten years ago) link
There is everything right with coffee cubes.
― potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 21:19 (ten years ago) link
Like drinking beer through a straw, which btw is also on there.
― pplains, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 21:22 (ten years ago) link
What non-existent problem is that supposed to solve?
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 21:23 (ten years ago) link
Coffee ice cubes? They keep your iced coffee cold without watering it down. I don't know what the fuck drinking beer through a straw is supposed to do, but in high school some people said it got you drunk faster.
― potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 21:25 (ten years ago) link
how to get beer inside your mouth without tipping your head.
― pplains, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 21:25 (ten years ago) link
no, actually it's part of a bigger picture:
http://31.media.tumblr.com/2aff87d237e94912e786832f7585c0a0/tumblr_mrrnzheuIt1scdx9go1_500.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 21:26 (ten years ago) link
I liked #lifehacks back in high school, before they were even a thing - back then we called them Hints From Heloise, and I read them ravenously.
― potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 21:27 (ten years ago) link
NB, I am in no way defending the shit reposted in this thread.
― potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 21:29 (ten years ago) link
if you guys like these you should check out pinterest, it's full of terrible hacks
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 21:31 (ten years ago) link
lol @ hints from heloise
― Coming Out Of Elton John's Mouth (crüt), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 21:32 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/IxYVjOv.png
― pplains, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 21:35 (ten years ago) link
'ints from 'eloise guvnor inni'
― Francois Toofo (seandalai), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 21:36 (ten years ago) link
1. that's not grilled cheese, that's cheese toast2. that's why your oven has a broiler
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 21:37 (ten years ago) link
I don't know why these piss me off, but they just do.
http://i.imgur.com/HhHKsxc.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 21:38 (ten years ago) link
As if a person reading that chart would ever leave the house.
― pplains, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 21:39 (ten years ago) link
what the
― Coming Out Of Elton John's Mouth (crüt), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 21:39 (ten years ago) link
how
why would you
― Coming Out Of Elton John's Mouth (crüt), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 21:40 (ten years ago) link
in a world where this http://gamescene.com/The_Urinal_Game.html exists nothing surprises me
― beans on toast and ghosts (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 21:41 (ten years ago) link
Hints from Heloise was the real deal, though! Get an ink stain out with hairspray! Get burnt on grime off the bottom of a pan by soaking it overnight with a paste of baking soda and water!
Not dumb shit like put a beer can in a McDonald's cup because you can't interact with the outside world without an alcoholic beverage close to hand at all times.
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 21:43 (ten years ago) link
At least 75% of my housekeeping approach is born of Heloise. Get candle wax out of a rug by putting a paper bag on top of the wax stain and ironing it with a warm iron. COME ON that's brilliant.
Also Elmo OTM. Pinterest is like ground zero for this garbage. If you really want to feel the fury, look at their "kids" category.
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 21:44 (ten years ago) link
that urinal game at least has a more complex topology than the tables where you have two choices (inside seat or outside seat)
― Coming Out Of Elton John's Mouth (crüt), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 21:44 (ten years ago) link
Heloise nurtured in me a sense of ingenuity in handling even the most mundane problems. Without her, who knows if I ever would have boiled my undershirts?!
― potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 21:58 (ten years ago) link
(she said to boil them with lemons, but I let them boil too long and the lemon rinds disintegrated and god what a sloppy mess)
― potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 21:59 (ten years ago) link
that toaster thing looks like it could start a fire.
― "Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 02:18 (ten years ago) link
One could only hope.
― pplains, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 02:31 (ten years ago) link
ppl need their toaster privileges revoked if they are fucking with that kind of bullshit
also: get your stupid fucking cheese out of my fucking toaster
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 02:44 (ten years ago) link
*hugs toaster*
put two pieces of bread in a pan w cheese in between get grilled cheese
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 03:58 (ten years ago) link
<Screams, drops toaster, run to sink to run cold water on burned arms.>
― nickn, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 04:12 (ten years ago) link
When I was in college a friend was living in this weird-ass house that was owned by an old couple and all their stuff was still there; I remember being super baked and spending like an hour reading this book and thinking that I had found a brilliant guide to all of life's problems:http://www.plantingdandelions.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/6895928976_a54eea0576.jpg
― joygoat, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 04:39 (ten years ago) link
Hint #1: Get lots of cocaine.
― nickn, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 06:22 (ten years ago) link
Life Hacks @omglifehacks 17 AugYou can take a screenshot on the Mac by hitting command + shift + 4
you can also create a line break by hitting the return key twice!!
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 07:09 (ten years ago) link
save power by turning your computer off
― j., Wednesday, 21 August 2013 07:15 (ten years ago) link
Why is she playing a banjo?
Oh, wait..
― Mark G, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 08:08 (ten years ago) link
Heloise does look a little coked up on that book cover.
The real Heloise:
http://kingfeatures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Heloise%E2%80%93in-blue-sweater-2.jpg
I swear she has looked the exact same since I was a kid.
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 14:23 (ten years ago) link
imo ppl need to check their toaster privilege afaict
― there are more than 3.5 HOOS per steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 14:41 (ten years ago) link
Heloise? Made fifteen hundred and seven sideways toaster grill cheeses in one day? Biggest lifehack in history, style section New York Times August 10th, 1988. I thought you was black, man. YO THIS IS HELOISE!
― how's life, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 14:59 (ten years ago) link
FWIW I tried the coffee ice cubes trick and it's great. Iced coffee any time.
― Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 15:04 (ten years ago) link
It SOUNDS like a great trick. I drink so much iced coffee. I'd totally do that if I used trays instead of an icemaker. : \
― how's life, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 15:07 (ten years ago) link
use ice cube trays & then put the cubes into a tupperware or freezer bag once they are frozen #lifehacks
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 15:09 (ten years ago) link
turn a icemaker sideways
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 15:09 (ten years ago) link
then make cheese toast in it.
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 15:13 (ten years ago) link
Freeze cheese cubes to keep your iced cheese toast from getting watered down.
Freeze your toaster and then use your toaster to defrost itself.
― Francois Toofo (seandalai), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 15:19 (ten years ago) link
pour iced coffee onto a sideways toaster and catch the runoff in a mug for a awesome cup of hot coffee
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 15:22 (ten years ago) link
Put your smashed toaster inbetween two intact (etc)
― Mark G, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 15:32 (ten years ago) link
turn your coffee mug sideways to warm your lap during the winter
― there are more than 3.5 HOOS per steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 15:34 (ten years ago) link
^^^ one HOT TIP that make the coffee stores MAD
― emil.y, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 15:35 (ten years ago) link
What do you put the coffee ice cubes into? A glass of milk? Don't you have to wait until the ice cubes have melted before it's any good?
― badg, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 15:51 (ten years ago) link
― cops on horse (WilliamC), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 15:52 (ten years ago) link
― badg, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 15:52 (ten years ago) link
the picture shows them in a glass of milk, it's confusing
― there are more than 3.5 HOOS per steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 15:56 (ten years ago) link
Cool so you get a weak super milky iced coffee, yum-yums!
― badg, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 15:59 (ten years ago) link
No Time for Coffee? Spray Caffeine On Your Skin
Patent-pending Sprayable Energy is now available
― there are more than 3.5 HOOS per steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 16:00 (ten years ago) link
― potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Tuesday, August 20, 2013 5:58 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Tuesday, August 20, 2013 5:59 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Yes, but how did they taste?
― Domo Arigato, Demi Lovato (Phil D.), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 16:01 (ten years ago) link
you can put coffee cubes into milk but that's the wrong way to make coffee milk
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 16:10 (ten years ago) link
it's a hack
― Coming Out Of Elton John's Mouth (crüt), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 16:11 (ten years ago) link
milkhax dot net
― there are more than 3.5 HOOS per steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 16:17 (ten years ago) link
if you get to the point where you feel like you need to hack your milk, it's time to seriously rethink large chunks of your life
― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 16:18 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-b-vie.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/1174679_10151613471386378_498290704_n.jpg
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 16:20 (ten years ago) link
lactose intolerant? hack your milk with lactaid
― mh, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 16:22 (ten years ago) link
http://food-hacks.wonderhowto.com/how-to/dunk-oreo-milk-hack-0147430/
― Francois Toofo (seandalai), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 16:29 (ten years ago) link
http://www.plantingdandelions.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/6895928976_a54eea0576.jpg vshttp://www.postconstructioncleanupchicago.com/soniamanicmaids.jpg
― potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 20:28 (ten years ago) link
Live near a pizza place and need a ride to someone's house? Order them a pizza and ask the driver if you can get a lift.
― pplains, Tuesday, August 20, 2013 3:15 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
just confirming this one was from the twitter account that we're deeming fake now right
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 21:40 (ten years ago) link
sorry late pass but i've been irrationally raging about that "bagel tote" for weeks
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 21:41 (ten years ago) link
my theory is its real gone manic from having to think up so many hacks
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 21:41 (ten years ago) link
I want to believe
― mh, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 21:42 (ten years ago) link
but i mean...hail a cab/order a pizza, how far away does this friend live
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 21:43 (ten years ago) link
not that that's the only problem with this brilliant lifehack
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 21:44 (ten years ago) link
i think you're thinkin of bagel hack
― there are more than 3.5 HOOS per steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 21:45 (ten years ago) link
it's like a computer hack... but for your life... but for your computer
― crüt, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 21:47 (ten years ago) link
hoos whut
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 21:51 (ten years ago) link
I want to believe it's fake.
But if it is fake, it's more like sabotage.
― pplains, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 22:00 (ten years ago) link
i dont know what i want anymore
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 22:03 (ten years ago) link
rox this made me think of u https://twitter.com/omglifehacks/status/362377580843769857
― crüt, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 22:04 (ten years ago) link
there's no reason to believe this is fake? obv just a dumb mega-popular account that throws some weird or obvious shit in to reach an acceptable daily quota
― fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 22:46 (ten years ago) link
churn content get click$
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 23:46 (ten years ago) link
there is every reason to believe that everything is fake
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 22 August 2013 00:21 (ten years ago) link
haha wow they're like "they've invented a new kind of wacky science, brainiacs!!! it's called FOOD SCIENCE"
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 22 August 2013 00:22 (ten years ago) link
idk what "fake" or "real" would even mean in this context
― max, Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:03 (ten years ago) link
There is https://twitter.com/omglifehacks and there is https://twitter.com/lifehacks.
Life Hacks @lifehacks 2hOn http://accountkiller.com you can instantly remove all of your personal data from websites you don't want having it
Life Hacks @omglifehacks 1hMountain Dew was originally made to be mixed with whiskey. Try it!
― pplains, Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:34 (ten years ago) link
But then OMG Life Hacks features something like where to sit at a table while just plain ol' Life Hacks has
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BSKuNgYCQAAKBEi.jpg
― pplains, Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:35 (ten years ago) link
So I don't know if there's a fake in this mix, but if "not real" means "you've got be fucking kidding me with this shit," then here we are.
― pplains, Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:36 (ten years ago) link
http://distilleryimage5.ak.instagram.com/18316bde054b11e38d1822000a1f8cf0_7.jpg
http://distilleryimage1.ak.instagram.com/f673e63cff6b11e2875e22000a9e016c_7.jpg
http://distilleryimage1.ak.instagram.com/70ca9ecafcde11e28b2322000a1fbe1b_7.jpg
http://distilleryimage9.ak.instagram.com/61000c00fd8311e2873022000a1fa909_7.jpg
fuck your bowlsfuck your candy canefuck your cookies n' milkand fuck your grandma
― pplains, Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:46 (ten years ago) link
there are very few people on twitter who actually want to help you hack your life, its very disapointing
― lag∞n, Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:47 (ten years ago) link
oh man the cookies n milk foul
― lag∞n, Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:48 (ten years ago) link
wtf with the milk in the cookie tray
― i too went to college (silby), Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:49 (ten years ago) link
i think by "fake" here regarding this twitter account we mean "satirical", or at least "insincere"
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:56 (ten years ago) link
i think it just really doesnt care enough about the hacks
― lag∞n, Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:57 (ten years ago) link
its hacking for all the wrong reasons
god i saw one the other day that was like, if you dont have a spoon, pour your coffee and cream into another cup, then back into the original cup --- IT'S MIXED!!!!
die
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:57 (ten years ago) link
xp yeah i can see that, for some reason that makes me happier than if it was a joke, why
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:58 (ten years ago) link
lmao that remote control hack w masking tape yeah thats really gonna stay on there buddy not like its designed to come off easy or anything fucking christ some people have no idea how to lifehack
― lag∞n, Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:58 (ten years ago) link
because i love to get mad about terrible lifehacks i guess? xp
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:59 (ten years ago) link
if you dont have a spoon stir it w yr finger like the rest of humanity ffs finger hack
― lag∞n, Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:59 (ten years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BSNzcnVCEAAZGgg.jpg
if you fall for this you deserve to
― fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:03 (ten years ago) link
no one has ever done that
― lag∞n, Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:05 (ten years ago) link
omg at MILK ->
― Francois Toofo (seandalai), Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:05 (ten years ago) link
"why thank you friend, for this random homemade chocolate egg that you only made one of, just to give to me. i especially appreciate how it has the exact size and weight of a normal chicken's egg and when i move it i can feel a literal yolk. how grand a gift!"
― fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:06 (ten years ago) link
and how the fuck is that a life hack
how is anything a "life hack"
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:11 (ten years ago) link
That dumb egg doesn't annoy me as much as these - http://www.marthastewart.com/267215/chocolate-egg-how-to
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:12 (ten years ago) link
i love that. it is complicated and meticulous, it's attempting to make my life more difficult. it's the opposite of a life hack.
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:14 (ten years ago) link
give someone a chocolate egg and it will make them happy #lifehack
― lag∞n, Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:21 (ten years ago) link
it's a life heck (it makes your life heck)
― i am.. a maven (Matt P), Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:24 (ten years ago) link
It is totally the opposite of a lifehack! Martha Stewart is the anti-lifehacker.
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Thursday, 22 August 2013 03:08 (ten years ago) link
ok this is obv a joke (tweeted from omglifehacks) but the first suggestion is killing me:
http://www.chacha.com/gallery/4021/how-to-trick-people-into-hanging-out-with-you
Exclusive PartyAnonymously invite people to an ultra-exclusive party with a special guest! Then build suspense over who it is. Have everyone wondering about this mystery person! Could it be...A celebrity?A professional athlete?The owner of the local Pizza Hut?That hilarious homeless guy from down the street?They'll have to show up to find out! Little do they know that the special guest is you.
Anonymously invite people to an ultra-exclusive party with a special guest! Then build suspense over who it is. Have everyone wondering about this mystery person! Could it be...
A celebrity?A professional athlete?The owner of the local Pizza Hut?That hilarious homeless guy from down the street?They'll have to show up to find out! Little do they know that the special guest is you.
― "Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Thursday, 22 August 2013 05:26 (ten years ago) link
That reminds me of:
"Knock Knock"Who's there?"Meeeeeeeeeee"
Gets them every time
Or, it used to.
― Mark G, Thursday, 22 August 2013 07:19 (ten years ago) link
Life hackin' across the universeOn the website Pinterest, advice from stupid jerks
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 22 August 2013 09:43 (ten years ago) link
That hilarious homeless guy from down the street?
― Øystein, Thursday, 22 August 2013 09:53 (ten years ago) link
LIGHTEN UP, MENTAL ILLNESS IS HILARIOUS
― Dacca to Environ (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 22 August 2013 09:58 (ten years ago) link
http://twistedsifter.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/life-hacks-how-to-make-your-life-easier-8.jpg
― Francois Toofo (seandalai), Thursday, 22 August 2013 12:27 (ten years ago) link
God, that person must hate drinking water!
― how's life, Thursday, 22 August 2013 12:29 (ten years ago) link
They'll have to show up to find out! Little do they know that the special guest is you.
http://simpsonsscreenshots.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/captainofthefootballteam.png
― Domo Arigato, Demi Lovato (Phil D.), Thursday, 22 August 2013 13:11 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1236669_10151510214376152_392558347_n.jpg
― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 22 August 2013 13:18 (ten years ago) link
no you dont understand life mom and dad
― lag∞n, Thursday, 22 August 2013 13:19 (ten years ago) link
"you don't understand life""shut up you're five"
― click here to start exploding (ledge), Thursday, 22 August 2013 13:19 (ten years ago) link
that teacher's name? mark david champman
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 22 August 2013 13:21 (ten years ago) link
oof typos vmic
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 22 August 2013 13:22 (ten years ago) link
that teacher's name? mark david champion
― lag∞n, Thursday, 22 August 2013 13:27 (ten years ago) link
― Neil S, Thursday, 22 August 2013 13:29 (ten years ago) link
mark david champion the wonder horse
― Mark G, Thursday, 22 August 2013 13:39 (ten years ago) link
that john lennon story is so something a 20-something y/o dude or chick makes up to be all "i was so beyond everybody, even as a young genius child"
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 22 August 2013 13:47 (ten years ago) link
god why did i ever instagram an index card what is wrong with me
can the healing begin
― there are more than 3.5 HOOS per steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 22 August 2013 14:20 (ten years ago) link
Instead he grew up to be an abusive asshole iirc.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 22 August 2013 14:35 (ten years ago) link
Little do they know that the special guest is you.
http://slacktory.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/LastLinesFromGreatBooks-the-monster-at-the-end-of-this-book.jpg
― pplains, Thursday, 22 August 2013 14:53 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1150183_699560966724650_1280945903_n.jpg
― scott seward, Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:44 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1098210_699559860058094_1384450857_n.jpg
― scott seward, Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:45 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/998080_699401356740611_161803390_n.jpg
― scott seward, Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:46 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1001722_694460693901344_330233771_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/1157453_396762900424719_279206413_n.jpg
― scott seward, Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:49 (ten years ago) link
That's quite the harvest.
― oaiwfeowinf (seandalai), Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:57 (ten years ago) link
groanwing
― crüt, Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:58 (ten years ago) link
stormcloudsgathering
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:59 (ten years ago) link
a gathering front
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 August 2013 16:00 (ten years ago) link
a st0rmfr0nt if you will
― Domo Arigato, Demi Lovato (Phil D.), Thursday, 22 August 2013 16:02 (ten years ago) link
i wasn't gonna say it!
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 August 2013 16:05 (ten years ago) link
http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/196015-1/Weatherman-fail.gif
― pplains, Thursday, 22 August 2013 16:12 (ten years ago) link
Chico Buarque!
― touch. zing touch. you've almost convinced me I'm real (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 22 August 2013 18:41 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1186242_403240299776119_564744636_n.jpg
― doom & gloom from the boys allowed in the room (how's life), Thursday, 22 August 2013 23:42 (ten years ago) link
poster not a psychologist or a lawyer.
― doom & gloom from the boys allowed in the room (how's life), Thursday, 22 August 2013 23:43 (ten years ago) link
the law of feeling guilty
― lag∞n, Thursday, 22 August 2013 23:47 (ten years ago) link
what is that even
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Thursday, 22 August 2013 23:48 (ten years ago) link
i don't even know!
― doom & gloom from the boys allowed in the room (how's life), Thursday, 22 August 2013 23:57 (ten years ago) link
semicolon space open parenthesis
― polyphonic, Thursday, 22 August 2013 23:58 (ten years ago) link
Argh I mean quote, whatever f u
― polyphonic, Thursday, 22 August 2013 23:59 (ten years ago) link
it's from The Funny FARM
― doom & gloom from the boys allowed in the room (how's life), Thursday, 22 August 2013 23:59 (ten years ago) link
As a lawyer, that is a thing I yell a lot, so that seems pretty accurate to me.
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Friday, 23 August 2013 00:01 (ten years ago) link
― doom & gloom from the boys allowed in the room (how's life), Friday, 23 August 2013 00:02 (ten years ago) link
Another blow to political correctness: Men are more intelligent than women. "When Wechsler was developing his IQ test, he found that out of 105 tests assessing skills in solving maze-puzzles,involving the most heterogeneous populations throughout the world,99 showed an incontrovertible male superiority.(Wechsler resolved this type of problem by eliminating all those tests
Another blow to political correctness:
Men are more intelligent than women.
"When Wechsler was developing his IQ test, he found that out of 105 tests assessing skills in solving maze-puzzles,involving the most heterogeneous populations throughout the world,99 showed an incontrovertible male superiority.(Wechsler resolved this type of problem by eliminating all those tests
this shows up on my timeline not from a friend of mine, but because a facebook friend of mine commented to argue against it. he apparently is friends with lots of assholes and likes to argue with them (poorly) which means that then these second-order asshole posts end up on my fb too.
― "Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Friday, 23 August 2013 01:54 (ten years ago) link
men are a-maze-ing
― lag∞n, Friday, 23 August 2013 01:59 (ten years ago) link
thank god we have so many maze puzzles
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 23 August 2013 02:00 (ten years ago) link
http://nextnature.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/mouse.jpg
― "Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Friday, 23 August 2013 02:18 (ten years ago) link
^ teh dominant species.
― "Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Friday, 23 August 2013 02:19 (ten years ago) link
That meth/heroin/weed/TV one..
So, basically, weed is better than TV, right?
― Mark G, Friday, 23 August 2013 08:36 (ten years ago) link
SPARK UP, SHEEPLE!
― sktsh, Friday, 23 August 2013 09:33 (ten years ago) link
tbf this is like arguing that peanut butter is better than jelly
― the husbster (self-professed octopus expert) (stevie), Friday, 23 August 2013 10:50 (ten years ago) link
you mean self evidently correct, not warranting further discussion?
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 23 August 2013 10:52 (ten years ago) link
i think i say this on the reg, but much as i have often enjoyed being stoned, weed evangelists grind my gears something crazy
― Dacca to Environ (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 August 2013 10:54 (ten years ago) link
gears
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 23 August 2013 10:58 (ten years ago) link
i mean, they go very well together, why make anyone choose? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DmYLrxR0Y8
― the husbster (self-professed octopus expert) (stevie), Friday, 23 August 2013 11:35 (ten years ago) link
certainly a sight easier to watch TV when you're baked
― Dacca to Environ (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 August 2013 11:38 (ten years ago) link
http://whatson.brighton.co.uk/imageresizer/image.php/image.jpg
― Mark G, Friday, 23 August 2013 13:26 (ten years ago) link
http://a1.s6img.com/cdn/0012/p/3848335_4558764_b.jpg
― Mark G, Friday, 23 August 2013 13:27 (ten years ago) link
― sktsh, Friday, August 23, 2013 9:33 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
ok lol
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 23 August 2013 14:09 (ten years ago) link
I like that last one if Art Garfunkel posted it
― touch. zing touch. you've almost convinced me I'm real (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 23 August 2013 18:31 (ten years ago) link
(pictures Art Garfunkel stalking comfortable people)
― Aimless, Friday, 23 August 2013 18:39 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1237098_593143064087005_370414159_n.jpgmakes u thihnk
― chilli, Friday, 23 August 2013 18:40 (ten years ago) link
peace god
― crüt, Friday, 23 August 2013 18:40 (ten years ago) link
how do i shot peace
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 23 August 2013 19:03 (ten years ago) link
I love this thread.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 23 August 2013 21:32 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/q77/s720x720/1234491_651450208209327_1986156144_n.jpg
Unfortunately this macro doesn't include an awesome ridiculous tag like STORMCLOUDSGATHERING. The tags are easily my favorite parts of these things!
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 23 August 2013 21:38 (ten years ago) link
uh excuse me but
http://people.westminstercollege.edu/students/jsa0603/cell-phone-palm-tree.jpg
― lag∞n, Friday, 23 August 2013 21:45 (ten years ago) link
my mentor, hero and the creator of my degree program was someone on the team of ppl who invented the pine tree version of those
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Friday, 23 August 2013 21:54 (ten years ago) link
theres one on the merritt parkway that always cracks me up so bad
― lag∞n, Friday, 23 August 2013 21:56 (ten years ago) link
my fav tree
http://i.imgur.com/WsE3Rn8.jpg
― lag∞n, Friday, 23 August 2013 21:57 (ten years ago) link
we have one of those trees by my office, right next to a national park. it makes me lol
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 23 August 2013 21:59 (ten years ago) link
like a spy in a fake mustache HEY YOU AIN'T FOOLIN ANYBODY
and yet so so delightful
― lag∞n, Friday, 23 August 2013 22:01 (ten years ago) link
Lol. Those don't really work outside of northern california.
― touch. zing touch. you've almost convinced me I'm real (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 23 August 2013 22:02 (ten years ago) link
If trees had wi-fi, we'd have dropped communication due to non-linearity issues. Too much signal.
― touch. zing touch. you've almost convinced me I'm real (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 23 August 2013 22:04 (ten years ago) link
Or maybe tree wi-fi is just noise. We would have to cut them all down. :o
― touch. zing touch. you've almost convinced me I'm real (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 23 August 2013 22:05 (ten years ago) link
what if we could breathe wifi
― lag∞n, Friday, 23 August 2013 22:06 (ten years ago) link
We'd have horror movie scenes where the victim is desperately trying to chop down trees in order to use his cell phone and escape certain doom.
― touch. zing touch. you've almost convinced me I'm real (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 23 August 2013 22:07 (ten years ago) link
they work here. they really do blend in. and even in that ridic pic upthread, it looks better in that landscape than a pointy pole
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Saturday, 24 August 2013 00:02 (ten years ago) link
now is a crucial time for WHO GIVES A SHIT
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 24 August 2013 06:47 (ten years ago) link
haha wait I was trying to post that where people were talking about Batman Affleck
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 24 August 2013 06:48 (ten years ago) link
THANK YOU
― Dacca to Environ (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 24 August 2013 10:24 (ten years ago) link
i posted some snark about the 35,000 some odd people that posted about Affleck as if he'd just taken a shit on an American flag on live tv, and got angry jibes from comic-loving friends. Look, it's one thing to be like "hmm, I dunno that I like this", it's another to assemble a nerd-militia chanting a virtual "HELL NO, WE WON'T GO" and create fucking petitions over it.
but it's also incredibly fucking funny so...w/e.
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 24 August 2013 14:23 (ten years ago) link
I liked how someone replied by gathering a buncha angry old "wtf Heath Ledger as the Joker!? The Joker's a psychopath, but instead, goddammit, this is gonna be fancyman gayjokercowboy prettyboy AND I DO NOT ACCEPT IT shoulda been johnny depp instead!" posts.
― Øystein, Saturday, 24 August 2013 14:30 (ten years ago) link
yeah those replies have been even more annoying. WHERE'S THE OUTRAGE THAT ZACH SNYDER IS STILL ALLOWED TO DIRECT COMIC BOOK FILMS. I mean there should be some kind of "Megan's Law" for movie directors.
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 24 August 2013 14:36 (ten years ago) link
http://static3.businessinsider.com/image/521824da6bb3f77e61000044/benaffleckdaredevil5.gif
― Mordy , Saturday, 24 August 2013 15:23 (ten years ago) link
i love on that Revolution show i'm watching when one of the militia people mentions "Governer Affleck" in California. such a funny throwaway line in a show that doesn't have a ton of them.
― scott seward, Saturday, 24 August 2013 15:27 (ten years ago) link
just glad there are people willing to take the time to police the quality of our children's movies
― the arpeggio as will and idea (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 24 August 2013 15:59 (ten years ago) link
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-5a4CBfvtXiI/UhfO9kXj6GI/AAAAAAAAB64/2XdC_4YoDjM/s640/america_number_one_america_number_1s768x109198143580.jpg
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 24 August 2013 21:31 (ten years ago) link
Serj Tankyan's bibliography for "Prison Song" includes this jpg iirc
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 24 August 2013 23:09 (ten years ago) link
"Heart Attack
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Sunday, 25 August 2013 02:40 (ten years ago) link
"
A TEACHER FROM THE GREAT STATE OF MISSOURI WILL LOSE HER JOB FOR STANDING UP FOR ALL OF US.
Give this teacher and true American a standing ovation.This 4th grade teacher has said it all, and she was brave enough to attach her name to it.
... The White House1600 Pennsylvania AvenueWashington, DC 20500
Mr. Obama:I have had it with you and your administration, sir. Your conduct on your recent trip overseas has convinced me that you are not an adequate representative of the United States of America collectively or of me personally.
You are so obsessed with appeasing the Europeans and the Muslim world that you have abdicated the responsibilities of the President of the United States of America . You are responsible to the citizens of the United States . You are not responsible to the peoples of any other country on earth.
I personally resent that you go around the world apologizing for the United States telling Europeans that we are arrogant and do not care about their status in the world. Sir, what do you think the First World War and the Second World War were all about if not the consideration of the peoples of Europe ? Are you brain dead? What do you think the Marshall Plan was all about? Do you not understand or know the history of the 20th century?
Where do you get off telling a Muslim country that the United States does not consider itself a Christian country? Have you not read the Declaration of Independence or the Constitution of the United States ? This country was founded on Judeo-Christian ethics and the principles governing this country, at least until you came along, come directly from this heritage. Do you not understand this?
Your bowing to the king of Saudi Arabia is an affront to all Americans. Our President does not bow down to anyone, let alone the king of Saudi Arabia .... You didn't show Great Britain , our best and one of our oldest allies, the respect they deserve yet you bow down to the king of Saudi Arabia .. How dare you, sir! How dare you!
You can't find the time to visit the graves of our greatest generation because you don't want to offend the Germans but make time to visit a mosque in Turkey ...... You offended our dead and every veteran when you give the Germans more respect than the people who saved the German people from themselves. What's the matter with you? I am convinced that you and the members of your administration have the historical and intellectual depth of a mud puddle and should be ashamed of yourselves, all of you.
You are so self-righteously offended by the big bankers and the American automobile manufacturers yet do nothing about the real thieves in this situation, Mr. Dodd, Mr. Frank, Franklin Raines, Jamie Gorelic, the Fannie Mae bonuses, and the Freddie Mac bonuses. What do you intend to do about them? Anything? I seriously doubt it.
What about the U.S. House members passing out $9.1 million in bonuses to their staff members on top of the $2.5 million in automatic pay raises that lawmakers gave themselves? I understand the average House aide got a 17% bonus. I took a 5% cut in my pay to save jobs with my employer. You haven't said anything about that. Who authorized that? I surely didn't!Executives at Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac will be receiving $210 million in bonuses over an eighteen-month period, that's $45 million more than the AIG bonuses. In fact, Fannie and Freddie executives have already been awarded $51 million not a bad take. Who authorized that and why haven't you expressed your outrage at this group who are largely responsible for the economic mess we have right now?
I resent that you take me and my fellow citizens as brain-dead and not caring about what you idiots do. We are watching what you are doing and we are getting increasingly fed up with all of you.
I also want you to know that I personally find just about everything you do and say to be offensive to every one of my sensibilities. I promise you that I will work tirelessly to see that you do not get a chance to spend two terms destroying my beautiful country.
Sincerely,Every real AmericanP.S. I rarely ask that emails be 'passed around'.................PLEASE SEND THIS TO YOUR EMAIL LIST......it's past time for all Americans to wake up!
Ms Kathleen LydayFourth Grade TeacherGrandview Elementary School11470 Hwy . CHillsboro , MO 63050
(This woman may lose her job for this letter.. I believe we owe it to her for expressing the outrage that we feel but fail to address. Please pass this on.)
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 25 August 2013 02:59 (ten years ago) link
'Who authorized that? I surely didn't!' is my favorite part.
― Van Horn Street, Sunday, 25 August 2013 03:12 (ten years ago) link
from that last para it looks like this imaginary racist wrote the letter before the last election? i wonder if they did lose their imaginary job
― the arpeggio as will and idea (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 25 August 2013 03:14 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/p480x480/1240627_10200577709548311_2136817109_n.jpg
― pplains, Sunday, 25 August 2013 03:20 (ten years ago) link
The same person, hand to heart, even posted the whole Lincoln/JFK comparison list with WOW DID NOT KNOW THIS?
Just noticed that this right-wing talking point elementary school teacher "took a 5% cut in my pay to save jobs with my employer" the public school district. She must really believe in that starving the government shit and hate herself.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 25 August 2013 03:21 (ten years ago) link
i am all for enjoying your food and eating what you like but bad attitude towards fruit and salads and vegetables ought to be growed out of by what, 14?
― the arpeggio as will and idea (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 25 August 2013 03:22 (ten years ago) link
Adults who still act like toddlers when it comes to broccoli or spinach are the worst. Broccoli is fucking delicious (except for raw) and you get to laugh at the fart smell that accompanies steaming it.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 25 August 2013 03:34 (ten years ago) link
blame diet industry/"cathy" for turning eating into a moral conflict
― fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Sunday, 25 August 2013 03:42 (ten years ago) link
broccoli tastes like ass, and I WILL ACT LIKE A GODDAMN TODDLER ABOUT IT IF i WANT TO
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 25 August 2013 04:45 (ten years ago) link
From the tone of that letter, you'd think Obama stole fizzy lifting drinks or something
― touch. zing touch. you've almost convinced me I'm real (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 25 August 2013 05:05 (ten years ago) link
you could just act like you're from aus and not estella, same diff
― mh, Sunday, 25 August 2013 05:38 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/993980_434187923360897_2043380744_n.jpg
― how's life, Sunday, 25 August 2013 12:27 (ten years ago) link
that doesn't seem like a bad point. pesticides and GMOs are bad.
― Treeship, Sunday, 25 August 2013 12:36 (ten years ago) link
what, all of them?
― the arpeggio as will and idea (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 25 August 2013 12:44 (ten years ago) link
the whole Monsanto-gate thing is definitely key go-to evidence that us liberals have our crazies too
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 25 August 2013 13:34 (ten years ago) link
The dose makes the poison.
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Sunday, 25 August 2013 14:23 (ten years ago) link
lol what is that guy even riding, it's tiny
― mh, Sunday, 25 August 2013 15:36 (ten years ago) link
vegetable oil = saladwine, Bud Light, and Everclear = saladpaper = salad
― potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Sunday, 25 August 2013 15:48 (ten years ago) link
if that's what kind of farm equipment monsanto uses, it's going to take years to cover 200 acres, so I wouldn't worry about it.
― pplains, Sunday, 25 August 2013 16:06 (ten years ago) link
two ppl have posted this on my timeline today
https://sphotos-a-pao.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1185354_234873646667472_1768923521_n.jpg
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 25 August 2013 22:39 (ten years ago) link
strange kissesdeep adventuresrambling swimsmidnight conversations
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 25 August 2013 22:41 (ten years ago) link
For some reason that one pisses me off. Fuck your deep kisses etc.
― Øystein, Sunday, 25 August 2013 23:08 (ten years ago) link
life is too short for rambling conversations
― pplains, Sunday, 25 August 2013 23:46 (ten years ago) link
get to the fking point imo
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 25 August 2013 23:53 (ten years ago) link
well there's rambling like discursive and erudite where one line of convo leads to another and you're exploring the world and thinking about this great mystery called lyfe and then there's rambling like stfu you're off your tits and been talking in circles about the Buildabearg Group for the last 2 hours
― the arpeggio as will and idea (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 25 August 2013 23:56 (ten years ago) link
idk which is worse, the frequent "quote-GIF" shares, or the "completely obvious, cheeseball amateur life-affirming 'message' GIF' shares.
― Neanderthal, Monday, 26 August 2013 00:09 (ten years ago) link
"LIFE IS FOR GOOD THINGS HAPPENINGAND TRYING TO MAKE BAD STUFF NOT HAPPEN"
guys i dont wish to alarm you but http://techcrunch.com/2013/08/23/facebook-feed-changes
― lag∞n, Monday, 26 August 2013 00:10 (ten years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7w1w9XBIk1r08q9io1_500.gif
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 26 August 2013 00:11 (ten years ago) link
i want a button that not only deletes friends from your list, but also eggs their houses
― Neanderthal, Monday, 26 August 2013 00:12 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1146585_580042672036955_439777405_n.jpgthis one's so incoherent that i'm not entirely convinced it's not a troll
― chilli, Monday, 26 August 2013 02:11 (ten years ago) link
also an itunes card would be cool thx
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 26 August 2013 02:39 (ten years ago) link
shut up im still talking
― lag∞n, Monday, 26 August 2013 02:42 (ten years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 26 August 2013 03:01 (ten years ago) link
I am a true friend I drive slow on the driveway
also wapner
http://dentalsupportspecialties.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/tumblr_lih1ua9oen1qee43f.jpg
lol @ "Bill McKenna, Anonymous and in a Nissan Ad"
― Rummmpatitum, Rummmpatitum Traboo, Traboo, Traboo (onimo), Monday, 26 August 2013 10:15 (ten years ago) link
the people who put that moronic quote on their facebook obviously haven't fucked up their body enough yet, ffs.
― arctic mindbath (President of the People's Republic of Antarctica), Monday, 26 August 2013 10:31 (ten years ago) link
loudly proclaiming: ow... my fucking knee!
― lag∞n, Monday, 26 August 2013 12:16 (ten years ago) link
I want to put that quote over a collage of Matt Hoffman's x-ray films.
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Monday, 26 August 2013 12:18 (ten years ago) link
I thought that was a Hunter S Thompson quote.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 26 August 2013 15:40 (ten years ago) link
"Anonymous and in a Nissan ad" is hilarious
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, 26 August 2013 17:47 (ten years ago) link
Hahaha every time ''shut up i'm still talking'' makes this thread, it's a good one.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 26 August 2013 22:10 (ten years ago) link
i had a genuine shutupimstilltalking pop up in my feed one day, damn near accidentally liked the thing
― balls, Monday, 26 August 2013 22:14 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/q71/1231508_269158483209194_2071701112_n.jpg
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 15:32 (ten years ago) link
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 15:36 (ten years ago) link
if the joker's having trouble getting his head around it, what hope do we have
― Spectrum, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 15:38 (ten years ago) link
what if we send miley cyrus to syria and then bomb the shit out of it?
ALIGNMENT
SYNERGY
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 15:59 (ten years ago) link
no one BATS an eye do you see
― your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 16:01 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/998642_683252801703593_1878126521_n.jpg
― fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 00:02 (ten years ago) link
betty white
There's definitely something to be said about manufactured/nothing-actually-surprising-about-this-at-all outrage over the Miley Cyrus performance. Outrage - disapproval - whatever, there's a lot of it going round and it's bizarre.
Like whoever posted that jamie foxx old woman snark jpeg to facebook presumably thinks there's a state of being called 'a stripper pole' and that MC, by doing an entirely standard dance routine entirely in keeping with what you'd expect from the MVA, has somehow ended up there, more so than anyone else
― cardamon, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 01:10 (ten years ago) link
I don't remember that so fucked if I owe anyone an apology.
― 'Understand, your daughter's addiction is not your problem' (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 09:20 (ten years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/some-stupid-thing-making-the-rounds-among-your-fac,33644/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=LinkPreview:1:Default
― how's life, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 11:10 (ten years ago) link
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151175254591894&set=a.283071796893.180582.500351893&type=1&ref=nf
xp to too much time on ilx fyi
― Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Thursday, 29 August 2013 05:08 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-b-mia.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/559065_10151175254591894_170483541_n.jpg
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck that macro so much
and FUCK warner brothers in general
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 August 2013 05:12 (ten years ago) link
yes. yes. fuck your quirky i'm a special individualistic star memes in the face for eternity.
― Jamie_ATP, Thursday, 29 August 2013 09:14 (ten years ago) link
ALERTS TO THREATSIN 2013 EUROPE
From JOHN CLEESE
The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.
The Scots have raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's get the Bastards." They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.
The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France 's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.
Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."
The Germans have increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose."
Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels ..
The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be right, Mate." Two more escalation levels remain: "Crikey! I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!" and "The barbie is cancelled." So far no situation has ever warranted use of the last final escalation level.
Regards,John Cleese ,British writer, actor and tall person
And as a final thought - Greece is collapsing, the Iranians are getting aggressive, and Rome is in disarray. Welcome back to 430 BC.
Life is too short...
― many a slip 'twixt Yow and Yip (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 29 August 2013 11:16 (ten years ago) link
Based on a date-limited Google search, it looks like this thing was born around November 2005. As far as I can tell, no source using this in 2007 or earlier attempts to attribute this to Cleese, although on this undated page someone named Khorne says that the joke reminds him of a different joke told by Cleese. It also looks like the joke grows to include more countries over time, so it's likely there is no single creator.
― RAWK of Agger's (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 August 2013 11:36 (ten years ago) link
the archaeology of idiot memes is going to produce some great books in the future
― RAWK of Agger's (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 August 2013 11:37 (ten years ago) link
[...]
Australia, meanwhile
― max, Thursday, 29 August 2013 11:47 (ten years ago) link
they have history of getting involved tbf
― "Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Thursday, 29 August 2013 12:29 (ten years ago) link
fightin round the world etc
ahem "Born in NEW ZEALAND in '64"
― RAWK of Agger's (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 August 2013 12:38 (ten years ago) link
everything is our business
everything
― obi wankin' obi (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 29 August 2013 12:40 (ten years ago) link
I don't know too many people as bitter as me about shit like this and pop culture in person. Thanks for enabling, ilx.
― Evan, Thursday, 29 August 2013 13:37 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash2/521421_597498496946445_1579282888_n.jpg
― Evan, Thursday, 29 August 2013 13:39 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1170702_675502442460361_1236981379_n.jpg
― how's life, Thursday, 29 August 2013 13:49 (ten years ago) link
Ah, so the road runner has been persecuting him all this time...
― pplains, Thursday, 29 August 2013 13:54 (ten years ago) link
Weird choice of cartoon character to illustrate that point. xp heh.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 29 August 2013 13:54 (ten years ago) link
Wile E Coyote seems like the sort of dude who would slowly sink into a state of unjustified victimhood over the years
― many a slip 'twixt Yow and Yip (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 29 August 2013 14:18 (ten years ago) link
a bit proto-MRA. Why does the Road Runner keep rudely rebuffing him? It can't be anything he's doing wrong, can it?
― Clyde One DJ Diane “Knoxy” Knox-Campbell (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 29 August 2013 14:24 (ten years ago) link
http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2881/9620061865_8d0f7675f0.jpg
― carl agatha, Thursday, 29 August 2013 14:26 (ten years ago) link
Damn, too slow with my fauxtoshop skills.
A+ work
― mh, Thursday, 29 August 2013 15:08 (ten years ago) link
looks like a bunch of people are sharing this:
http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aOqmV36_700b_v3.jpg
@WhiteFeminist would be proud!!
― frogbs, Thursday, 29 August 2013 15:44 (ten years ago) link
i guess times have changed but when i was in junior school they insisted we had at least a rudimentary understanding of the subject before we busted out our crayons
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 29 August 2013 15:49 (ten years ago) link
LEAVE WHITEY ALONE
― RAWK of Agger's (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 August 2013 15:50 (ten years ago) link
can I get a privilege check on register 1 please
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 August 2013 15:58 (ten years ago) link
oh i get it: stickman = strawman. hilarious comic,g reat posting.
― pplains, Thursday, 29 August 2013 16:09 (ten years ago) link
women and racial minorities will be agreed that unkindness is what makes society bad.
― Clyde One DJ Diane “Knoxy” Knox-Campbell (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 29 August 2013 16:11 (ten years ago) link
oh my god i finally get it. racism is just... people being mean!!
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 29 August 2013 16:12 (ten years ago) link
let's put an end to police impoliteness.
― Clyde One DJ Diane “Knoxy” Knox-Campbell (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 29 August 2013 16:15 (ten years ago) link
AN UNKIND THING TO SAY TO A PERSON
― your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 29 August 2013 16:15 (ten years ago) link
institutional meanness is an important social issue
― RAWK of Agger's (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 August 2013 16:20 (ten years ago) link
Kindness is always worth stanning for. otoh, using that as a reason to say racism or sexism are not worth calling out is so wrongheaded I can't even begin.
― Aimless, Thursday, 29 August 2013 16:25 (ten years ago) link
*gets attacked by mob of ppl yelling gay slurs* wow mean
― your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 29 August 2013 16:33 (ten years ago) link
*gets shuttled onto the professional mommy track and paid 25% less than male colleagues* So unkind!
― carl agatha, Thursday, 29 August 2013 17:15 (ten years ago) link
*gets caught by bounty hunters, tortured and sent to u.s. prison indefinitely without trial* be nicer!
― MAVEN ! (Matt P), Thursday, 29 August 2013 17:20 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/q71/558593_658329497103_998171637_n.jpg
imaginary Christians ask the toughest theological questions huh
― many a slip 'twixt Yow and Yip (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 29 August 2013 17:38 (ten years ago) link
I really hate that guy.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 29 August 2013 17:39 (ten years ago) link
Like, can you imagine just hanging out with Penn Jilette? Just getting coffee or whatever? Ugh, awful.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 29 August 2013 17:41 (ten years ago) link
I hang out with Penn Jilette all I want.
― crüt, Thursday, 29 August 2013 17:41 (ten years ago) link
― bite my shitty copper bottom (sktsh), Thursday, 29 August 2013 17:43 (ten years ago) link
i used to like him when i thought he had magical powers
― RAWK of Agger's (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 August 2013 17:48 (ten years ago) link
a quick google, the only google I'm currently willing to commit to, doesn't bring up any more evidence that he actually said this than John Cleese said that thing above, although I'll grant you that this one sits a bit more comfortably
― many a slip 'twixt Yow and Yip (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 29 August 2013 17:50 (ten years ago) link
http://www.nytimes.com/roomfordebate/2013/01/22/is-atheism-a-religion/atheism-should-end-religion-not-replace-it
― badg, Thursday, 29 August 2013 17:54 (ten years ago) link
Taking Sides: Atheism or Cargo Shorts?
― how's life, Thursday, 29 August 2013 18:01 (ten years ago) link
Ironically, the Gillette thing is sort of an argument for religion
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Thursday, 29 August 2013 18:06 (ten years ago) link
the house he grew up in is right down the road from me. he still owns it and rents it out.
― scott seward, Thursday, 29 August 2013 18:08 (ten years ago) link
― crüt, Thursday, August 29, 2013 12:41 PM (25 minutes ago)
ahahaha
― frogbs, Thursday, 29 August 2013 18:08 (ten years ago) link
i have to say I am sooooooooo fucking over smug atheist FB macros
like, you know you sound like a smug evangelist, right?
they can all diaf afaic
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 August 2013 18:21 (ten years ago) link
idk if we should discriminate btwn different types of smugness itt tbf
― "Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Thursday, 29 August 2013 18:25 (ten years ago) link
death to smug
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 August 2013 18:31 (ten years ago) link
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2013/01/08/opinion/penn_jillette/penn_jillette-thumbStandard.jpg
So great that this avatar both has a smug mouth and eye-roll.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 29 August 2013 18:40 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/252294_576947529012356_393729660_n.jpg
265,651 people like this / 39,040 shares
― My god. Pure ideology. (ey), Thursday, 29 August 2013 18:51 (ten years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 August 2013 18:55 (ten years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/a35b4dd292200f6a392e859e1523eba5/tumblr_mr5aw4qqPs1samygro1_500.jpg
― Mordy , Friday, 30 August 2013 04:39 (ten years ago) link
i love that
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 30 August 2013 04:44 (ten years ago) link
He gets it
― touch. zing touch. you've almost convinced me I'm real (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 30 August 2013 05:20 (ten years ago) link
He's getting it in the pic
― Mark G, Friday, 30 August 2013 06:48 (ten years ago) link
Exactly, there's already a name for when you look at nature and get all inspired and full of awe, and it's not called science, IT'S CALLED RElIGION, BIYOTCH!
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Friday, 30 August 2013 14:07 (ten years ago) link
did you really just 'biyotch'
― your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Friday, 30 August 2013 14:43 (ten years ago) link
my god
he also just 'RElIGION'
― how's life, Friday, 30 August 2013 14:56 (ten years ago) link
yeah BOOYAH
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Friday, 30 August 2013 15:02 (ten years ago) link
you tell em
― your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Friday, 30 August 2013 15:02 (ten years ago) link
no, the thing I'm talking about actually is called REIIGION
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Friday, 30 August 2013 15:04 (ten years ago) link
hm ok
― your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Friday, 30 August 2013 15:12 (ten years ago) link
http://sphotos-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/p480x480/1146732_501876006557624_1917342891_n.jpg
― "Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Friday, 30 August 2013 15:30 (ten years ago) link
i have a surfeit of happiness AND YOU'RE NOT THE FUCKING BOSS OF ME RALPH WALDO EMERSON
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 30 August 2013 15:53 (ten years ago) link
Emerson had robotlike powers over his emotions.
― Aimless, Friday, 30 August 2013 15:58 (ten years ago) link
Dudes in that picture are totally raging against the dying of the light. For every minute you are happy you lose sixty seconds of sweet-ass rage.
― Øystein, Friday, 30 August 2013 16:21 (ten years ago) link
what if you're angry in space.
― pplains, Friday, 30 August 2013 17:49 (ten years ago) link
As you approach the speed of light, losing sixty seconds becomes relative.
― Aimless, Friday, 30 August 2013 17:51 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/0S6u1Wc.jpg
Miley's ass = Japanese nuclear plants
― li'l sebastian, Saturday, 31 August 2013 15:43 (ten years ago) link
which is more radioactive?
― Moodles, Saturday, 31 August 2013 15:59 (ten years ago) link
i don't know where to put this so
https://sphotos-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/564400_10201542877361148_865678757_n.jpg
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 1 September 2013 02:15 (ten years ago) link
oh so that's what being a nerd is all about, huh? I thought it was more like -- obscure hobbies and uncontrollable pedantry.
― PRISON WARDEN CONSCIOUSNESS (4th Dimension) (Viceroy), Sunday, 1 September 2013 02:53 (ten years ago) link
side note: i always thought somebody should do research into the nerd sociolect. many of them seem to have a very strange tone & cadence that becomes more prominent the more obscure their interests
― chilli, Sunday, 1 September 2013 03:02 (ten years ago) link
if anyone can tell me who the fuck matthew coe is then drinks are on me when we meet
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 1 September 2013 03:11 (ten years ago) link
dude who wrote the song that they use at the end of portal iirc, and also some other geek-culture songs.
― "Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Sunday, 1 September 2013 03:36 (ten years ago) link
oh wait that's jonathan coulton i have no idea who matthew coe is
― "Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Sunday, 1 September 2013 03:38 (ten years ago) link
minor canadian php deity; you owe me beers wooo
― mookieproof, Sunday, 1 September 2013 03:42 (ten years ago) link
That's never a quote from the bible!
― Mark G, Sunday, 1 September 2013 07:12 (ten years ago) link
When Matt Coe schools us on nerds, it behooves us to listen, because of his unflinching ability to put together whole sentences on the subject.
― Aimless, Sunday, 1 September 2013 18:53 (ten years ago) link
ughhttps://sphotos-a-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1236549_554960727886814_1981618566_n.jpg
― veryupsetmom (harbl), Sunday, 1 September 2013 22:26 (ten years ago) link
gardening maybe not cheaper than therapy if u don't already have a garden tho
― 'Understand, your daughter's addiction is not your problem' (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 1 September 2013 22:32 (ten years ago) link
Gardening is cheaper than a tonsillectomy and you also get tomatoes. And tomato-sized tonsils.
― touch. zing touch. you've almost convinced me I'm real (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 1 September 2013 22:50 (ten years ago) link
Hide from your problems in a garden. That makes it ok. Because garden.
― touch. zing touch. you've almost convinced me I'm real (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 1 September 2013 22:51 (ten years ago) link
I could always tell when Mum was working through some shit when I came home from school and all the roses were pruned down to bare stalks
she still needed therapy
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 1 September 2013 22:56 (ten years ago) link
Its that thing where something helps one person and they think it will help everyone. "Hey, ur depressed? Just paint! That helped me!!"
― PRISON WARDEN CONSCIOUSNESS (4th Dimension) (Viceroy), Sunday, 1 September 2013 23:50 (ten years ago) link
I'm thinking of writing down all the little tips people give me to deal with depression; maybe seeing them all written down will make some sense. Maybe even try them all in one day...
― army surplus newspapers (dowd), Monday, 2 September 2013 01:22 (ten years ago) link
1,001 Things To Do Before You Try Therapy
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 2 September 2013 02:57 (ten years ago) link
THE TOMATOES DON'T JUST SIT THERE JUDGING ME, THE TOMATOES LOVE ME
― fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Monday, 2 September 2013 03:03 (ten years ago) link
BUT TOMATOES DISAGREE WITHME
― Mark G, Monday, 2 September 2013 06:18 (ten years ago) link
i had to mow down the tomato plants with the ride on mower, dont u see? they were willfully disobeying my wishes, i just want to be respected in my own home goddammit
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 September 2013 06:22 (ten years ago) link
http://www.hulu.com/watch/16417
― red sobule (get bent), Monday, 2 September 2013 06:27 (ten years ago) link
i lolled.
then i cried, then i wept hysterically, then i ran up and down the street naked and screaming.
― imagine Brigadoons (Noodle Vague), Monday, 2 September 2013 07:55 (ten years ago) link
― mookieproof, Saturday, August 31, 2013 11:42 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
nice, i will gladly pay up
― call all destroyer, Monday, 2 September 2013 13:49 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/q71/1150328_697046476976605_245106574_n.jpg
― bizarro gazzara, Monday, 2 September 2013 15:58 (ten years ago) link
I love tortured acronyms as much as the next person but this is too much.
https://sphotos-a-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1157740_538122199577051_472311958_n.jpg
― scott seward, Monday, 2 September 2013 16:00 (ten years ago) link
lol, like
― imagine Brigadoons (Noodle Vague), Monday, 2 September 2013 16:01 (ten years ago) link
except the Chinese flag analogy doesn't really work
Argh, I started trying to fix those acronyms in my head but there were just too many.
I just saw this one on a friend's mom's feed
https://sphotos-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/21410_10151917342442150_1326361362_n.jpg
― disgruntled punter (Je55e), Monday, 2 September 2013 16:03 (ten years ago) link
the wiring looks a little scary in that coffee place. maybe that's why they don't have wi-fi.
― scott seward, Monday, 2 September 2013 16:04 (ten years ago) link
i always think its a bad idea in any store to have any kind of negative signage. NO we don't take credit cards. telling people what you don't have and what you don't do is psychologically bad retail strategy. and the sad reason they have to put the sign up is because a hundred people a day ask if they have wi-fi.
― scott seward, Monday, 2 September 2013 16:08 (ten years ago) link
Leave your book at the door... we TALK to each other.
I go to coffee shops to do homework or other work. I guess I could just chat with strangers about my quizzes instead.
― disgruntled punter (Je55e), Monday, 2 September 2013 16:11 (ten years ago) link
I just want to take a moment itt to mention how much I hate "Thug Kitchen"
― crüt, Monday, 2 September 2013 16:12 (ten years ago) link
No, we don't have wi-fi... and we blame you for that.
― Aimless, Monday, 2 September 2013 16:14 (ten years ago) link
― crüt, Monday, September 2, 2013 12:12 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
while i have no doubt it's written by a 30-yo wite girl i kinda can't help liking thug kitchen.
― call all destroyer, Monday, 2 September 2013 16:19 (ten years ago) link
Shopping at Wal Mart on Labor Day is like flying a Chinese flag... on Labor Day
― 'Understand, your daughter's addiction is not your problem' (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 2 September 2013 16:28 (ten years ago) link
"Hey, sucks that theres no wi-fi here""Yeah. There's a place just down the street that does though.""Cool, let's go there"
― 'Understand, your daughter's addiction is not your problem' (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 2 September 2013 16:31 (ten years ago) link
― crüt, Monday, September 2, 2013 4:12 PM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
ME TOO. I can't quite articulate why, but I do. I mean, it's judgmental foodie nonsense, but there's something extra there to hate as well.
― carl agatha, Monday, 2 September 2013 16:43 (ten years ago) link
that walmart thing i posted came from a facebook page called Union Thugs. thugs are in i guess.
― scott seward, Monday, 2 September 2013 16:44 (ten years ago) link
"No we don't have common ground...aside from what's in the coffee"
*all the workers die from touching two electrical appliances at the same time*
― touch. zing touch. you've almost convinced me I'm real (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 2 September 2013 17:13 (ten years ago) link
The Condescension Gif Meme movement is the nadir of the 10s
― Neanderthal, Monday, 2 September 2013 17:24 (ten years ago) link
its a debbie downer world.
enjoying that cup of coffee?
4033838772 trees were killed to make the cup.
doesn't taste so good anymore, does it?
― scott seward, Monday, 2 September 2013 17:26 (ten years ago) link
that kinda thing.
"Oh your phone can order pad thai delivery, and play an endless variety of Jewel games?I eat steak, I read Dean Koontz, and I use my phone to CALL people".
― Neanderthal, Monday, 2 September 2013 17:28 (ten years ago) link
"Kids don't go OUTSIDE any more"
― Neanderthal, Monday, 2 September 2013 17:29 (ten years ago) link
that cronut you're eating? 46363 Central American sugar cane workers died last year to make it that sweet. now its not so sweet, is it? well, is it? wait, what do you mean it IS!? hmmm, it does look awfully tasty...
― scott seward, Monday, 2 September 2013 17:31 (ten years ago) link
that air you're breathing? 62 million people who breathed that air died last year. not so fresh anymore, is it?
― scott seward, Monday, 2 September 2013 17:33 (ten years ago) link
You have to admit it's pretty cool that all products mass-produced in China involve no labor at all and are built by nanorobot swarms.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 2 September 2013 17:39 (ten years ago) link
That's not a cool way to refer to Chinese people dude
― 'Understand, your daughter's addiction is not your problem' (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 2 September 2013 18:32 (ten years ago) link
"i always think its a bad idea in any store to have any kind of negative signage"
Worst example I've seen was a fast food joint right next to a McDonalds restaurant. They'd chosen to hang a parody sign behind the counter that said "McShit." Great idea to make your customers think about shit as they're deciding what to order.Didn't help that the place was absolutely filthy.
― Øystein, Monday, 2 September 2013 18:49 (ten years ago) link
There's a grocery store down the street from me (across the street from Je55e) that is pretty notorious for that kind of thing. I really hate that. It makes me not want to patronize that business at all because why do I want to give my money to some hostile, childish jerk?
― carl agatha, Monday, 2 September 2013 18:52 (ten years ago) link
oh, marketplace?
― clouds, Monday, 2 September 2013 18:55 (ten years ago) link
Oh yeah.
― carl agatha, Monday, 2 September 2013 19:09 (ten years ago) link
we are NOT this and we do NOT do this. really bugs me. just do what you do, dude.
― scott seward, Monday, 2 September 2013 19:18 (ten years ago) link
The gym I used to go to was run by an unstable guy who would post signs and copies of correspondence relating to his feud with the bar next door. What good did he hope would come of putting up a sign accusing them of letting raw sewage leak into the showers?
More akin to the NO WIFI HERE sign, he taped a rude, long-winded notice on the window saying that their internet cafe was for CH337AH GYM MEMBERS ONLY.
― disgruntled punter (Je55e), Monday, 2 September 2013 19:23 (ten years ago) link
Yes! I was going to mention that gym, too.
― carl agatha, Monday, 2 September 2013 19:27 (ten years ago) link
worst sign I ever saw on a business was "STUFF THAT IN YOUR TOWEL, TALIBAN" from some auto parts store post 9/11.
I WANT SOME FREEDOM SPARK PLUGS
― Neanderthal, Monday, 2 September 2013 19:58 (ten years ago) link
My boss went out of town and I got to live the high life, using his card to park in the parking deck across the street instead of parking underneath the freeway overpass half a mile away.
But the deck management has this typewritten sign (TYPEWRITTEN, I said) taped to one of the booth windows handing down THE LAW to the no-good valets who work the Downtown Marriott a block over. NO LOUD MUSIC. NO SQUEALING TIRES. NO SPEEDING DOWN THE RAMPS.
It made me (a.) hesitate ever staying at the Marriott and letting valet service park my car and (b.) ever parking in this deck under my own monetary volition should I ever endanger myself to a fleet of servicemen who squeal tires and speed down the ramps.
― pplains, Monday, 2 September 2013 22:49 (ten years ago) link
they don't do that, as the sign commands them against it
― space is deep (mh), Monday, 2 September 2013 23:19 (ten years ago) link
http://sphotos-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1256494_584156691644523_1245406312_n.jpg
― "Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 02:03 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/TheA3.png
― pplains, Tuesday, 3 September 2013 02:49 (ten years ago) link
omg so tempted to post that as a response. that or
http://i.imgur.com/j74SykU.gif
― "Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 03:24 (ten years ago) link
http://static.tvfanatic.com/images/gallery/gob-makes-money.jpg
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 3 September 2013 07:17 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1175529_616929271673205_2022998966_n.jpg
― click here to start exploding (ledge), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 11:19 (ten years ago) link
― Neil S, Tuesday, 3 September 2013 11:36 (ten years ago) link
ha, nice playing along, neil.
― pplains, Tuesday, 3 September 2013 14:07 (ten years ago) link
the others
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 15:49 (ten years ago) link
is this a 'Lost' thing or
https://www.facebook.com/Officialmenardsmemes
― global tetrahedron, Tuesday, 3 September 2013 15:56 (ten years ago) link
wtf is menards
― i too went to college (silby), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 16:13 (ten years ago) link
It's ... a discount store, right?
― pplains, Tuesday, 3 September 2013 16:15 (ten years ago) link
Hardware store.
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 3 September 2013 16:24 (ten years ago) link
No results found for "menarche memes".
Thank god.
― emil.y, Tuesday, 3 September 2013 16:24 (ten years ago) link
menards is like a long-running, decidedly less glamorous version of Lowes or Home Depot
― space is deep (mh), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 16:25 (ten years ago) link
save big money, big big money, when you shop menards.
― clouds, Tuesday, 3 September 2013 16:26 (ten years ago) link
With a painfully catchy jingle at :26 here - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl-_AaIedZQ
xp Clouds knows.
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 3 September 2013 16:27 (ten years ago) link
More shirts. This time, it looks like it originated as a facebook meme, was turned into a shirt, then photographed and re-memed
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/1231208_382178548574532_442031021_n.jpg
― how's life, Tuesday, 3 September 2013 16:28 (ten years ago) link
lol at you fellow midwesterners
― space is deep (mh), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 16:29 (ten years ago) link
I wish I could find the full version of the Menard's jingle. It's right up there with the Ideal jingle (If you've got a passion for fashion/if you've got a craving for savings/take the wheel of your automobile and swing on down to... IDEAL) for insane catchiness.
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 3 September 2013 16:30 (ten years ago) link
will rep for aly & aj's rush, a fair amount of ashlee and lilo as 'stands the test of time'. m2m is woefully unremembered.
― "Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 16:49 (ten years ago) link
whoops, totally wrong thread
― "Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 16:51 (ten years ago) link
Menards was on the receiving end of one of my favorite MST3K gags during the opening credits for The Giant Spider Invasion.
― Domo Arigato, Demi Lovato (Phil D.), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 17:06 (ten years ago) link
― space is deep (mh), Tuesday, September 3, 2013 11:29 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Yeah, after seeing who's responded to this, especially clouds, I'm like "oh yeah, so that's where I heard of this place."
― pplains, Tuesday, 3 September 2013 17:27 (ten years ago) link
"Menards" must always be said loudly in the manner of the man from the commercials. Also I was really shocked a couple years ago to hear that John Menard Jr. is worth seven billion dollars - I had no idea his empire was so vast. I was also sad that he wasn't the white haired yelling man from the commercial.
― joygoat, Tuesday, 3 September 2013 17:41 (ten years ago) link
I was going to pipe up with 'no I think Mendard's a disease' but then I remembered I was thinking about Meniere's
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 17:43 (ten years ago) link
I thought he was too!! Sadly, he passed long ago :(
Still they're much better than the Fleet Farm ads
― frogbs, Tuesday, 3 September 2013 17:43 (ten years ago) link
A friend in the know told me very disturbing dirt on J0hn M3n@rd, which is corroborated by the news and court filings. He's fucking nuts and vicious. And horny, apparently.
― disgruntled punter (Je55e), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 17:53 (ten years ago) link
Which fucking SUCKS b/c I went to one of their stores for the first time a couple months ago and it was a wonderland and their employees are so much knowledgeable than Home Depot's.
― disgruntled punter (Je55e), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 17:55 (ten years ago) link
that varies by store/region, really. back when we had more actual hardware stores and lumber yards, menards was known as the least clueful people on the planet
― space is deep (mh), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 18:35 (ten years ago) link
You can hit me in Home DepotHit me by the gutter guardsBut babyWhen you're angryDon't you hit me in Menard's
― touch. zing touch. you've almost convinced me I'm real (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 20:06 (ten years ago) link
That's a pretty interesting jingle.
― Henry Charles Hovell-Thurlow-Cumming-Bruce Hovell-Thurlow-Cumming-Br (seandalai), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 23:36 (ten years ago) link
Testicle-based Menard's jokes were my brother's favorite circa 1998
― touch. zing touch. you've almost convinced me I'm real (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 00:05 (ten years ago) link
Shocked to learn this place is from the USA and not Canada or the UK or Belize or something.
― i too went to college (silby), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 00:39 (ten years ago) link
Undeniable Adult Truths
1. Part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3. I take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning joined up writing really necessary?
7. Google maps really needs to start their directions on number 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my street.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blu-Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection, again.
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well..
16. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
17. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
18. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
19. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent an idiot from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
20. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
21. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their mobile phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1 .7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.
FILE UNDER: Fictional first world problems
― iMacaroon dragoons (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 11:49 (ten years ago) link
aaargh FU imaginary "truth" creator
― Neil S, Wednesday, 4 September 2013 11:53 (ten years ago) link
peculiar mix of US and UK English as per. i swear if i ever hear a Brit use the word "ghetto" in a context that isn't historical or quoting a song title i will crotch-punch the fucker
― iMacaroon dragoons (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 11:57 (ten years ago) link
is that #22
― 'Understand, your daughter's addiction is not your problem' (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 12:05 (ten years ago) link
if you ever hear an American use it you should still do that because it is almost always a racist
― Andrew Kornfan, Wednesday, 4 September 2013 12:34 (ten years ago) link
yeah i know i think my objection is to Brits incorporating extra racist euphemisms when we have a broad and nuanced selection of our own
― iMacaroon dragoons (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 12:36 (ten years ago) link
"joined up writing" is a Britishism, right? Do Americans say that?
― I have gathered no gaudy flowers of speech in other men's gardens (dowd), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 12:42 (ten years ago) link
That list is one of the worst things posted in the thread. Every single item makes me want to argue back with the poster (for different reasons), the style is atrocious and deflates even the potential for some kind of snappy comic rhythm or EVEN Chicken Soup For The Soul 'words of wisdom,' they meander between statements and questions for no reason, the premise that the author is an 'adult' seems flimsy at best, and basically it all sounds like hastily-jotted ideas for a really painful, lumpy stand-up routine. And ugggggh the cutesyness. I can just hear the badly-concealed desperation for a laugh, the 'performance' notes leaking into what was a totally natural conversation before this person came in. All that's missing is ''Chocolate? Equals yum. YOU know what I'm talking about, biyotch!''
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 4 September 2013 12:43 (ten years ago) link
the compiled wisdom of a very boring person
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 14:25 (ten years ago) link
Things You Didn't Know As A Teenager
1) Make sure to see check itemizing your deductions can help your taxes.2) Car insurance rates can vary drastically based on your record and provider.3) Where did I put my keys again?4) Make sure to keep plenty of quarters for laundry.5) Eating plenty of fish can be good for your health.
― "Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 14:34 (ten years ago) link
lmao at a world in which "How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?" is an Undeniable Truth
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 14:38 (ten years ago) link
there's also a really easy way to "start at 5" with google maps directions. You just start at 5.
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 14:39 (ten years ago) link
i can't fold fitted sheets neatly to be fair but i'm coping
― iMacaroon dragoons (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 14:40 (ten years ago) link
This is the one that really got me boggling at that list: 8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
Errrr.... they do?
― emil.y, Wednesday, 4 September 2013 15:14 (ten years ago) link
Not all of them.
― pplains, Wednesday, 4 September 2013 15:23 (ten years ago) link
Ours don't, and let me tell you something, it would be much more informative for me if I knew whether or not that guy my age died in a motorcycle accident or from a heart attack.
or bizarre gardening accident
― Neil S, Wednesday, 4 September 2013 15:36 (ten years ago) link
"joined up writing" was stage 2 in the joined up thinking about joined up thinking iirc
― "Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 15:39 (ten years ago) link
http://www.webanswers.com/post-images/8/85/BCB3A043-C100-419B-9E0652ECFF84A7CF.jpg
Not that I bother, they go straight back on the bed.
― She makes flapjack (doo dah), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 17:09 (ten years ago) link
Sweet lifehack
― touch. zing touch. you've almost convinced me I'm real (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 17:33 (ten years ago) link
I assume we've done this shit already:
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/999716_432528283528322_590125093_n.jpg
It's not even right for this October anyway.
― ailsa, Wednesday, 4 September 2013 18:35 (ten years ago) link
There are only 14 calendars and seven of those are for leap years. Any given "October" is going to cycle through at least once every 20 years or so, if not more.
― pplains, Wednesday, 4 September 2013 18:46 (ten years ago) link
haha, a couple of times now, I think -- pretty sure it's looking more and more fucked up each time though. At some point that text's gonna be unreadable.
― Øystein, Wednesday, 4 September 2013 18:46 (ten years ago) link
Sounds like a good plot device for a horror movie. Every 823, an ancient demon arises and kills via cursed money... This October, you'd better watch out for... MoneyBags!
― PRISON WARDEN CONSCIOUSNESS (4th Dimension) (Viceroy), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 18:52 (ten years ago) link
*823 years.
― PRISON WARDEN CONSCIOUSNESS (4th Dimension) (Viceroy), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 18:53 (ten years ago) link
Tagline for the horror movie's right there, too:"Can't hurt so I did it :)"
― Øystein, Wednesday, 4 September 2013 18:55 (ten years ago) link
would watch.
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 4 September 2013 19:11 (ten years ago) link
this is called moneybags
― HOOS it because...of steen???? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 19:16 (ten years ago) link
― your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 19:28 (ten years ago) link
I've been doing it all wrong, mine has been based on Ugandan Feng Shui. ;_;
― Marlo Poco (Phil D.), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 19:29 (ten years ago) link
Why is it called Money Bags?
― Mark G, Wednesday, 4 September 2013 21:40 (ten years ago) link
cuz you got bags of money, also cuz Money Dags is an anagram of Day Gnomes.
― Øystein, Wednesday, 4 September 2013 21:46 (ten years ago) link
When image macro tropes fight each other
http://imgur.com/gallery/GkfZYTC
― cardamon, Thursday, 5 September 2013 01:13 (ten years ago) link
and then
http://i.imgur.com/FLqJPlA.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/xvBG4Ti.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/xgSRhBw.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/FzALNr0.jpg
― pplains, Thursday, 5 September 2013 01:30 (ten years ago) link
omg lol
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 5 September 2013 01:39 (ten years ago) link
― balls, Thursday, 5 September 2013 03:01 (ten years ago) link
3. I take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
― sktsh, Thursday, 5 September 2013 11:10 (ten years ago) link
A Talking Cat? movie is my new favorite Facebook friend.
https://sphotos-a-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1239857_577451648985295_1680621280_n.jpg
― scott seward, Thursday, 5 September 2013 12:19 (ten years ago) link
Yeah, it's not rocket science to work that out, the 823 years is a particularly inspired bit of exaggerated bullshit. I'm also kinda sneakily impressed some fucker got it in circulation this year when it's not even one of the years when it's true.
― ailsa, Thursday, 5 September 2013 12:29 (ten years ago) link
brb sharing that image on facebook
― space is deep (mh), Thursday, 5 September 2013 13:55 (ten years ago) link
the money bags meme is edited and passed around every month, pretty sure it's been on this thread at least once before
― your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 5 September 2013 15:18 (ten years ago) link
several times even
― 6 Tuesdays on every Tuesday. This is called dumpy pants. (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 5 September 2013 16:28 (ten years ago) link
this is called memey bags
― iMacaroon dragoons (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 5 September 2013 16:34 (ten years ago) link
― sktsh, Thursday, 5 September 2013 17:20 (ten years ago) link
WRITTEN BY A 21-YEAR OLD FEMALE...
PUT ME IN CHARGE . . .
Put me in charge of food stamps. I'd get rid of Lone Star cards; no cash for Ding Dongs or Ho Ho's, just money for 50-pound bags of rice and beans, blocks of cheese and all the powdered milk you can haul away. If you want steak and frozen pizza, then get a job.
Put me in charge of Medicaid. The first thing I'd do is to get women Norplant birth control implants or tubal legations. Then, we'll test recipients for drugs, alcohol, and nicotine. If you want to reproduce or use drugs, alcohol, or smoke, then get a job.
Put me in charge of government housing. Ever live in a military barracks? You will maintain our property in a clean and good state of repair. Your home" will be subject to inspections anytime and possessions will be inventoried. If you want a plasma TV or Xbox 360, then get a job and your own place.
In addition, you will either present a check stub from a job each week or you will report to a "government" job. It may be cleaning the roadways of trash, painting and repairing public housing, whatever we find for you. We will sell your 22 inch rims and low profile tires and your blasting stereo and speakers and put that money toward the "common good.."
Before you write that I've violated someone's rights, realize that all of the above is voluntary. If you want our money, accept our rules. Before you say that this would be "demeaning" and ruin their "self esteem," consider that it wasn't that long ago that taking someone else's money for doing absolutely nothing was demeaning and lowered self esteem.
If we are expected to pay for other people's mistakes we should at least attempt to make them learn from their bad choices. The current system rewards them for continuing to make bad choices.
AND While you are on Gov't subsistence, you no longer can VOTE! Yes, that is correct. For you to vote would be a conflict of interest. You will voluntarily remove yourself from voting while you are receiving a Gov't welfare check. If you want to vote, then get a job.
― frogbs, Thursday, 5 September 2013 18:09 (ten years ago) link
ooh la la, frozen pizza.
― clouds, Thursday, 5 September 2013 18:10 (ten years ago) link
― crüt zingmaster (crüt), Thursday, 5 September 2013 18:14 (ten years ago) link
''For you to vote would be a conflict of interest.'' is my favorite sentence of the week.
― Van Horn Street, Thursday, 5 September 2013 18:14 (ten years ago) link
Some hellish landscape she is painting there.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 5 September 2013 18:17 (ten years ago) link
This looks familiar...
http://i.imgur.com/p4qQLH6.jpg
― going (to) hell for pleather (seandalai), Thursday, 5 September 2013 18:18 (ten years ago) link
but hey wouldn't that violate someone's ri... oh cool you've got that covered never mind good post
― ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Thursday, 5 September 2013 18:18 (ten years ago) link
here are the keys to "us gov't"
― ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Thursday, 5 September 2013 18:19 (ten years ago) link
Vote #1 That 21 Year Old
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 5 September 2013 18:19 (ten years ago) link
You will henceforth live in a special designated area and you will wear a special badge to identify your status and you will be sterilized and
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 5 September 2013 18:20 (ten years ago) link
The first thing I'd do is to get women Norplant birth control implants or tubal legations. Then, we'll test recipients for drugs, alcohol, and nicotine. If you want to reproduce or use drugs, alcohol, or smoke, then get a job.
If you don't want to reproduce or if you do want to reproduce, get a job.
― disgruntled punter (Je55e), Thursday, 5 September 2013 18:21 (ten years ago) link
no cash for Ding Dongs
― disgruntled punter (Je55e), Thursday, 5 September 2013 18:22 (ten years ago) link
lmao seandalai
― HOOS it because...of steen???? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 5 September 2013 18:22 (ten years ago) link
if you don't want a job get a job, if you hate your job get a job, if you look at me like that get a job
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 5 September 2013 18:23 (ten years ago) link
oh wait, I misread the Norplant thing! At least her Medicaid would cover birth control.
― disgruntled punter (Je55e), Thursday, 5 September 2013 18:24 (ten years ago) link
if I already own a xbox can I apply for welfare or do I have to give it away
― space is deep (mh), Thursday, 5 September 2013 18:25 (ten years ago) link
Lotta lower-income Catholics in the Lone Star state not going to take those Norplants very well.
― pplains, Thursday, 5 September 2013 18:26 (ten years ago) link
aw man sell my rims and my blasting stereo?
*kicks dirt*
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 5 September 2013 18:27 (ten years ago) link
what if I use my welfare money to buy a smartcar, is that cool
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 5 September 2013 18:28 (ten years ago) link
yes, but you have to push it everywhere, cuz if you want to get electricity get a job
― Øystein, Thursday, 5 September 2013 18:30 (ten years ago) link
If you want a smartcar, get a job.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 5 September 2013 18:31 (ten years ago) link
If you want an xp, get a job.
cmon man
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 5 September 2013 18:32 (ten years ago) link
when I get a job I'm gonna vote for someone else, this lady is mean
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 5 September 2013 18:33 (ten years ago) link
the idea that people on welfare are spending their welfare money on these goods is always the weird shit
or the fox news talking point of "how can you be POOR you have a TELEVISION and a REFRIGERATOR"
― space is deep (mh), Thursday, 5 September 2013 18:33 (ten years ago) link
Like, 200 years ago, the KING OF ENGLAND didn't have a refrigerator, man! And he was the fucking king of fucking England!
― Aimless, Thursday, 5 September 2013 18:36 (ten years ago) link
if you do not have a job, we will give you a job. then, you must get a job.
― frogbs, Thursday, 5 September 2013 18:36 (ten years ago) link
Job job JOB, job. Job? Job job.
― clouds, Thursday, 5 September 2013 18:40 (ten years ago) link
if you have a job we will give you all the smokes and whisky
― Øystein, Thursday, 5 September 2013 18:41 (ten years ago) link
"Gov't subsistence"
sounds about right.
― scott seward, Thursday, 5 September 2013 18:53 (ten years ago) link
Addicted to the shindig? Stopping implants and a job.
― 6 Tuesdays on every Tuesday. This is called dumpy pants. (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 5 September 2013 19:02 (ten years ago) link
Before you say that this would be "demeaning" and ruin their "self esteem," consider that it wasn't that long ago that taking someone else's money for doing absolutely nothing was demeaning and lowered self esteem.
CONSIDER THIS, BATMAN! *throws a smoke bomb, concealing economic & social realities*
― your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 5 September 2013 19:07 (ten years ago) link
military barracks and cleaning trash up by the roadside kinda sounds like something else than welfare...Don't like prison? Get a job!
― PRISON WARDEN CONSCIOUSNESS (4th Dimension) (Viceroy), Thursday, 5 September 2013 19:19 (ten years ago) link
Amazing facts #3: between October 2008 and October 2009, approximately 8 million lazy, shiftless, good-for-nothing Americans suddenly decided they didn't want to work for a living any more and decided to live off govenment handouts instead, bcz... free Ho-Hos!!
― Aimless, Thursday, 5 September 2013 19:21 (ten years ago) link
Presumably the government handouts thing excludes politicians, CEO's & board members of corporations that get mad subsidies, etc.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 5 September 2013 19:23 (ten years ago) link
Though having Lloyd Blankfein live in a barracks and have to keep a list of all his possessions and clean up trash on the roadside does sound good.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 5 September 2013 19:24 (ten years ago) link
http://www.diamondlightlmw.com/When%20you%20by%20from%20an%20artist.jpg
― scott seward, Thursday, July 12, 2012 10:06 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 5 September 2013 19:24 (ten years ago) link
One thing I agree with is that we shouldn't be paying for other people's mistakes. By all means, hand a bill for mass unemployment, loan defaults, and economic recession directly to the financial institutions that torpedoed the economy in the first place.
― Moodles, Thursday, 5 September 2013 19:26 (ten years ago) link
"We racists have learned to not expect much from 21 year olds, especially GIRLS, but I think this one actually gets what being racist is all about"
― 6 Tuesdays on every Tuesday. This is called dumpy pants. (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 5 September 2013 19:32 (ten years ago) link
Subject to inspections at any time? Mandatory sterilisation?
Small government?
― cardamon, Thursday, 5 September 2013 20:12 (ten years ago) link
asking questions? get a job
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 5 September 2013 20:17 (ten years ago) link
http://givenbreath.com/2013/09/03/fyi-if-youre-a-teenage-girl/
I feel like this has shown up from 20 people on FB - mostly Jesus freaks from high school but some people who should know better.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 5 September 2013 21:03 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/a0QRFKr.png
Now this is some next-level trolling right here.
― pplains, Thursday, 5 September 2013 21:19 (ten years ago) link
all the moms commenting w/"right on!!" really depresses me
― crüt zingmaster (crüt), Thursday, 5 September 2013 21:23 (ten years ago) link
Elizabeth Stover Langfahl says: September 3, 2013 at 11:39 am I appreciate the thoughts in this post (and do agree!) but I find it a bit funny & thought-provoking that you decided to illustrate this post with pictures of your boys (?) in their swim suits. They are good-looking young guys and of course that is perfectly normal and acceptable for them to be in their swim trunks, but couldn’t a young teenage girl looking at that with friends be led to talk about them looking “hot” or whatever if they were popping up in their instagram account? (My oldest is an almost 10 year old girl who has no interest in boys, so not too sure yet how teen girls think!) I really want to know if this could be an issue for some girls (or guys) or not really.
I appreciate the thoughts in this post (and do agree!) but I find it a bit funny & thought-provoking that you decided to illustrate this post with pictures of your boys (?) in their swim suits. They are good-looking young guys and of course that is perfectly normal and acceptable for them to be in their swim trunks, but couldn’t a young teenage girl looking at that with friends be led to talk about them looking “hot” or whatever if they were popping up in their instagram account? (My oldest is an almost 10 year old girl who has no interest in boys, so not too sure yet how teen girls think!) I really want to know if this could be an issue for some girls (or guys) or not really.
― Treeship, Thursday, 5 September 2013 21:34 (ten years ago) link
If you are friends with a Hall boy on Facebook or Instagram or Twitter, then you are friends with the whole Hall family.
And now – big bummer – we have to block your posts. Because, the reason we have these (sometimes awkward) family conversations around the table is that we care about our sons, just as we know your parents care about you.
The slut shaming and sexual politics were off the charts, but these were the sentences that stood out as creepiest.I know things have changed since I was in high school but if my parents had insisted on this level of intrusion into my private life I would have gone insane.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 5 September 2013 21:45 (ten years ago) link
it funny cause compared to the porn yr sons are watching online these facebook pics dont really sound like bannable offenses
― lag∞n, Thursday, 5 September 2013 21:59 (ten years ago) link
lol i guess that there are vast swaths of people - basically all the commenters in that article - who don't see this post as egregiously sexist
― Treeship, Thursday, 5 September 2013 22:07 (ten years ago) link
they're called "Christians"
― crüt zingmaster (crüt), Thursday, 5 September 2013 22:07 (ten years ago) link
and/or 'morons'
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 5 September 2013 22:19 (ten years ago) link
Devil's advocate, if I had teenage kids, would I not end up worrying about 'those types of girls/boys' or 'that type of behaviour', even though, as we all know, that type of behaviour is normal + we've all done it or a version of it?
What I mean is, the pressure and stress of running a family and keeping it together might lead one to several dodgy conclusions and if you then happened to be the one dodgy-conclusion-haver who blogged these conclusions you might look more mad than you actually are.
― cardamon, Thursday, 5 September 2013 22:28 (ten years ago) link
For normal read 'harmless'. People putting slightly sexy facebook pictures up is no big deal, is it?
i don't think i would pathologize teenage flirtiness like this woman does, no
― Treeship, Thursday, 5 September 2013 22:35 (ten years ago) link
also, the main premise of her post is something like "if boys see you as sexy they won't see you as a human being as well because these things are incompatible. worry about what boys think of you." that has to do with sexism not with over-protectiveness, i think
― Treeship, Thursday, 5 September 2013 22:39 (ten years ago) link
http://givenbreath.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/img_0272.jpgur not ready 4 this jelly
― lag∞n, Thursday, 5 September 2013 22:42 (ten years ago) link
I'm sorry ma'am, but I am a teenage girl and my parents do not care about me. Your son has been a positive influence in my life and I am starting to learn self-confidence through conversations with him, but no you've cut me off. You seem like you could have been a role model, but now I will never meet you.
Signed,Teenage girl who had the nerve to wear a bikini
― space is deep (mh), Thursday, 5 September 2013 22:43 (ten years ago) link
on the whole i think a searchable list of people who need to be exterminated on the way to a better world is a useful thing
― iMacaroon dragoons (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 5 September 2013 23:49 (ten years ago) link
― Treeship, Thursday, 5 September 2013 23:50 (ten years ago) link
seriously dude i'm opening my mental killfile from now but i'm baffled as to why somebody who appears to have absorbed ILX history so much doesn't understand what a fucking awful poster they are
― iMacaroon dragoons (Noodle Vague), Friday, 6 September 2013 00:01 (ten years ago) link
education vs intelligence
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 6 September 2013 00:03 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqPiMmaKsW0
― oedipaul mccartney (bends), Friday, 6 September 2013 00:06 (ten years ago) link
great stuff. bye.
― Treeship, Friday, 6 September 2013 00:11 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yUmhsy3KuY
― balls, Friday, 6 September 2013 00:13 (ten years ago) link
hello Treeship, i don't think you're an awful poster, in fact i enjoy your contributions to ilx very much. i hope the video i posted didn't seem insensitive.
― oedipaul mccartney (bends), Friday, 6 September 2013 00:15 (ten years ago) link
i appreciate that, bends.
― Treeship, Friday, 6 September 2013 00:17 (ten years ago) link
Dunno why people are calling treeship an awful poster, don't think they shd be
― cardamon, Friday, 6 September 2013 00:21 (ten years ago) link
So tempting to post 'SIKE! You Suck!' here, but i mean it, you're one of the best.xp
― oedipaul mccartney (bends), Friday, 6 September 2013 00:23 (ten years ago) link
I was going to contribute to your Melancholia vs. Another Earth thread but i've never seen Another Earth and i can't remember what it was i was going to say about Melancholia. I might post something tomorrow if it comes back to me.
― oedipaul mccartney (bends), Friday, 6 September 2013 00:27 (ten years ago) link
thanks. yeah, i'd love to hear your thoughts on melancholia, but if you liked that film i recommend you try to see another earth asap. both of these films deal with apocalyptic anticipation in a much more human way than anything else i've seen; i think it's natural to discuss them alongside one another.
― Treeship, Friday, 6 September 2013 00:30 (ten years ago) link
pretty cool pro-bacon anti-islam crossover here:
https://sphotos-a-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/q71/1187181_10201957248882309_371445679_n.jpg
― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 6 September 2013 00:44 (ten years ago) link
SORT YOURSELVES OUT, SYRIA
― iMacaroon dragoons (Noodle Vague), Friday, 6 September 2013 00:48 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XF2ayWcJfxo
― scott seward, Friday, 6 September 2013 01:01 (ten years ago) link
meanwhile i'd forgotten how funky that song is. and the incredible bongo break.
― scott seward, Friday, 6 September 2013 01:04 (ten years ago) link
have you noticed the ratio of ppl saying the word bacon vs ppl shutting the fuck up & just eating it more or less equals their level of stupidity
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 6 September 2013 01:26 (ten years ago) link
things that make you go mmmmmm.....
― scott seward, Friday, 6 September 2013 01:32 (ten years ago) link
Was NV actually talking about Treeship, I am confused
― space is deep (mh), Friday, 6 September 2013 04:49 (ten years ago) link
every thread is about Treeship
― i too went to college (silby), Friday, 6 September 2013 05:26 (ten years ago) link
people overreacting to treeship are making treeship happen
― his LIPS !!! (darraghmac), Friday, 6 September 2013 09:04 (ten years ago) link
any chance we could go back to laughing at Facebook macros rather than talking about a certain poster?
― Neil S, Friday, 6 September 2013 09:23 (ten years ago) link
who, treeship?
― his LIPS !!! (darraghmac), Friday, 6 September 2013 09:25 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-a-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/1229808_10151874516555482_1233828180_n.jpg
― scott seward, Friday, 6 September 2013 11:56 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-a-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1237880_364884520280852_1691668986_n.jpg
― scott seward, Friday, 6 September 2013 11:57 (ten years ago) link
AwakenTheMind
― 'Understand, your daughter's addiction is not your problem' (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 6 September 2013 11:58 (ten years ago) link
kids today, rejecting traditional modes of human interaction like the image macro.
― Waluigi Nono (Merdeyeux), Friday, 6 September 2013 12:04 (ten years ago) link
Einstein was on his own when he said that.
― Mark G, Friday, 6 September 2013 12:15 (ten years ago) link
lonely guy thinking baout relativity
― Neil S, Friday, 6 September 2013 12:19 (ten years ago) link
HANGING OUT IN THE 80s: "Hey Michelle this friend of Tony's says he knows where to score some really good blow!"
2013 HANGING OUT: "OMG u no where I cn cop the yay? :>-|"
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Friday, 6 September 2013 13:42 (ten years ago) link
I envy Einstein, living as he did before any kind of communications technology existed, the first half of the twentieth century was a gentler and more decent time :-(
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 6 September 2013 15:06 (ten years ago) link
When the war wasn't on.
(I know, I know)
― Mark G, Friday, 6 September 2013 15:52 (ten years ago) link
God these are so brilliant! Who would've thought to put Einstein in there? May as well have a quote from Plato relating to why the new Batman is worse than the old.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 6 September 2013 16:17 (ten years ago) link
we disappointed einstein, everyone. i think this requires a moment of reflection.
― Spectrum, Friday, 6 September 2013 16:19 (ten years ago) link
at this point it has come back round and become funny again imo
http://i39.tinypic.com/8vofis.jpg
― sleepingbag, Friday, 6 September 2013 16:26 (ten years ago) link
Looks like they ran out of letters, too.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 6 September 2013 16:46 (ten years ago) link
Obama's fault, of course.
"kids today, rejecting traditional modes of human interaction like the image macro."
also rejecting ozone-depleting hair spray, so, its not all bad.
― scott seward, Friday, 6 September 2013 16:53 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1230050_572761952781292_2053679578_n.jpg
― crüt zingmaster (crüt), Friday, 6 September 2013 16:58 (ten years ago) link
>>sigh<<
― Moodles, Friday, 6 September 2013 16:59 (ten years ago) link
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v163/falsellama/sadgoon.jpg
― sleepingbag, Friday, 6 September 2013 17:01 (ten years ago) link
Oh no, not a modest home!!
― tokyo rosemary, Friday, 6 September 2013 17:03 (ten years ago) link
That kid's got spots.
― disgruntled punter (Je55e), Friday, 6 September 2013 17:04 (ten years ago) link
It's measles, his parents don't believe in vaccines.
― click here to start exploding (ledge), Friday, 6 September 2013 17:05 (ten years ago) link
man, a home and a job and health care? i'll never get ahead that way.
― scott seward, Friday, 6 September 2013 17:06 (ten years ago) link
"I'll start my own company and get rich" is maybe like two degrees more realistic as a life plan than trying to win the lottery.
― ryan, Friday, 6 September 2013 17:13 (ten years ago) link
I was going to start my own company and pay minimum wage to people who couldn't afford healthcare, maybe deplete the world's precious resources a bit, bribe a few politicians...Thanks Obama
― iMacaroon dragoons (Noodle Vague), Friday, 6 September 2013 17:21 (ten years ago) link
i was going to make my bread with the ground bones of my enemies and drink wine from their skulls, i guess i'll just go for the American dream
― iMacaroon dragoons (Noodle Vague), Friday, 6 September 2013 17:22 (ten years ago) link
i was going to be an island that has helped to clear the European continent of fascism and was resolute in doing that throughout World War Two, that helped to abolish slavery, that has invented most of the things worth inventing, including every sport currently played around the world, that still today is responsible for art, literature and music that delights the entire world, i guess i'll just go for the American dream
― iMacaroon dragoons (Noodle Vague), Friday, 6 September 2013 17:24 (ten years ago) link
that's actually pretty close to what the real American Dream has always been, except better healthcare. I wonder at what point people got the idea that the American Dream included "getting rich."
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Friday, 6 September 2013 17:27 (ten years ago) link
obama killed johnny cash, mad as hell about that tbh
― a hard dom is good to find (Edward III), Friday, 6 September 2013 17:27 (ten years ago) link
he drone striked him, just to watch him die
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Friday, 6 September 2013 17:28 (ten years ago) link
died of a broken heart to see a negro senator in his precious illinois
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 6 September 2013 17:30 (ten years ago) link
Lousy hippies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABfsIInfXgU
― Marlo Poco (Phil D.), Friday, 6 September 2013 17:40 (ten years ago) link
― emil.y, Friday, 6 September 2013 17:45 (ten years ago) link
home ownership? I wanted a suburban mansion and a pool, thanks Obama
― space is deep (mh), Friday, 6 September 2013 17:57 (ten years ago) link
I'm still pissed about the Dead End Jobs Act of 2009.
― Moodles, Friday, 6 September 2013 18:01 (ten years ago) link
http://alice.typepad.com/cottage_blessings/images/2007/06/29/cimg3164.jpg
Thanks, Obama!
― Marlo Poco (Phil D.), Friday, 6 September 2013 18:35 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/1000961_411709792273984_1567288958_n.jpg
― scott seward, Friday, 6 September 2013 20:09 (ten years ago) link
guy's (or girls)
― crüt zingmaster (crüt), Friday, 6 September 2013 20:10 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1175265_402571876521109_1529119680_n.jpg
― scott seward, Friday, 6 September 2013 20:10 (ten years ago) link
why oh why can't people just enjoy stuff???? are they all sitting by the fire going man i am soooooooo glad i am not at the club right now. yup, me too. fuck the club.
― scott seward, Friday, 6 September 2013 20:11 (ten years ago) link
i bet most of those ppl don't go to clubs anyway so wtf are they even talking about
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 6 September 2013 20:12 (ten years ago) link
you know where I'm glad I'm not? trapped in a mine. fuck being trapped in a mine.
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 6 September 2013 20:13 (ten years ago) link
too many people in that pic, looks horrible
― clouds, Friday, 6 September 2013 20:13 (ten years ago) link
so crowded, smoke everywhere, can't hear myself think
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 6 September 2013 20:18 (ten years ago) link
man I bet the club is so horrible right now
― space is deep (mh), Friday, 6 September 2013 20:20 (ten years ago) link
Based on matching tents and truck w/ trailer, I assume they're all paying a guide to take them camping.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 6 September 2013 20:23 (ten years ago) link
oh, I'd take a vacation tour over one night at a club, sure
― space is deep (mh), Friday, 6 September 2013 20:25 (ten years ago) link
The country club or the strip club?
― les don't save me fav (how's life), Friday, 6 September 2013 20:27 (ten years ago) link
dance club, sheesh
― space is deep (mh), Friday, 6 September 2013 20:31 (ten years ago) link
I'll take a night doing things I enjoy over ever having to acknowledge or consider anything that anyone else might be interested in
― Moodles, Friday, 6 September 2013 20:31 (ten years ago) link
hate golf clubs
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 6 September 2013 20:37 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/ca7oMpV.jpg
― Philip Nunez, Friday, 6 September 2013 20:37 (ten years ago) link
on the facebook thread for that first picture of the winter tents everyone who responds is like uhhhh hell no! haha. not one person wanted to be there.
"Tina Kathler Guyton: maybe if one of those tents were the bar? I LOVE the outdoors, but this is a bit much"
that popped up cuz i liked the Living Off The Grid facebook page.
― scott seward, Friday, 6 September 2013 20:40 (ten years ago) link
(xp)theyre making that fire with collective mind control
― "Max's Original Starship" Vol. 3 (sunny successor), Friday, 6 September 2013 20:40 (ten years ago) link
ss i kinda wanted to be there? not the second one though. fuck that scene.
― "Max's Original Starship" Vol. 3 (sunny successor), Friday, 6 September 2013 20:41 (ten years ago) link
who doesn't want their night out to look like the premise of a b-grade tim and eric skit
― Spectrum, Friday, 6 September 2013 20:46 (ten years ago) link
On first pic, does 'be here' mean 'be a lone night-stalker approaching the twinkling lights of the unsuspecting campers'
― cardamon, Friday, 6 September 2013 23:33 (ten years ago) link
That's what I assumed
― "Max's Original Starship" Vol. 3 (sunny successor), Friday, 6 September 2013 23:36 (ten years ago) link
Certainly much easier to 'locate, isolate and devastate' a victim in that context than in a nightclub, have to admit
― cardamon, Friday, 6 September 2013 23:42 (ten years ago) link
you guys scare me
― Aimless, Friday, 6 September 2013 23:44 (ten years ago) link
just gonna link this somewhat graphic abortion facebook macro: http://i.imgur.com/QD7fhab.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 7 September 2013 00:41 (ten years ago) link
christ
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 7 September 2013 00:53 (ten years ago) link
Damn, kid not even bor an he already be flexin
― 'Understand, your daughter's addiction is not your problem' (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 7 September 2013 02:55 (ten years ago) link
born
https://sphotos-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/1003061_444349342348453_497209383_n.jpg
― fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Saturday, 7 September 2013 05:31 (ten years ago) link
adorable that they think justin bieber fans just need to "discover" led zeppelin
― fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Saturday, 7 September 2013 05:32 (ten years ago) link
"i was justin bieber's biggest fan, and then i heard dyer maker"
― fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Saturday, 7 September 2013 05:33 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/OPiFKuQ.jpg
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Saturday, 7 September 2013 08:57 (ten years ago) link
just in case some of y'all wonder why people think rock fans of a certain age are nobs
― iMacaroon dragoons (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 7 September 2013 09:11 (ten years ago) link
don't even start me on all the "FORCE YOUR CHILDREN TO LISTEN TO REAL MUSIC BECAUSE IT'S IMPORTANT THAT EVERYBODY'S TASTE REFLECTS YOUR ADOLESCENCE" shit
― iMacaroon dragoons (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 7 September 2013 09:12 (ten years ago) link
it's about time somebody found out Bob Marley's thoughts on how many cool points you get for liking mainstream rock from 3 decades ago
also what the fuck does a grown adult want with cool points
― iMacaroon dragoons (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 7 September 2013 09:14 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/249178_10151639855842971_899427871_n.jpg
Incredible.
― crüt zingmaster (crüt), Saturday, 7 September 2013 14:44 (ten years ago) link
there's that bathrobe again, she must be depressed
― j., Saturday, 7 September 2013 14:48 (ten years ago) link
sweet double clutch
― no fomo (La Lechera), Saturday, 7 September 2013 14:52 (ten years ago) link
i think she's really turned her life around
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 7 September 2013 15:02 (ten years ago) link
y so sad hott rosy cheeked manga girl?
― 'Understand, your daughter's addiction is not your problem' (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 7 September 2013 15:44 (ten years ago) link
I THINK WE SHOULD ALL READ THIS AND DO WHAT IT SUGGESTS. iT IS NOT MY STORY BUT IT REALLY TOUCHED ME.
While I was in the airport, returning home, I heard several people behind me beginning to clap and cheer.
I immediately turned around and witnessed one of the greatest acts of patriotism I have ever seen.
Moving through the terminal was a group of soldiers in their uniforms,As they began h...eading to their gate everyone (well almost everyone)Was abruptly to their feet with their hands waving and cheering.
When I saw the soldiers, probably 30-40 of them, being applauded and cheered for,It hit me. I'm not alone. I'm not the only red blooded Briton who still loves this countryAnd supports our troops and their families.Of course I immediately stopped and began clapping for these young unsung heroesWho are putting their lives on the line everyday for us so we can go to school, work, and enjoy our home without fear of reprisal.
Just when I thought I could not be more proud of my country or of our service men and women a young girl,Not more than 6 or 7 years old, ran up to one of the male soldiers.
He knelt down and said 'hi,' the little girl then asked him if he would give something to her daddy for her.
The young soldier didn't look any older than maybe 22 himself, said he would try and what did she want to give to her daddy.
Suddenly the little girl grabbed the neck of this soldier, gave him the biggest hug she could muster and then kissed him on the cheek.
The mother of the little girl, who said her daughter’s name was Courtney, told the young soldier that her husband was a Corporal and had been in Afghanistan for 5 months now.
As the mum was explaining how much her daughter, Courtney, missed her father, the young soldier began to tear up.
When this temporarily single mum was done explaining her situation, all of the soldiers huddled together for a brief second.
Then one of the other servicemen pulled out a military looking walkie-talkie.
They started playing with the device and talking back and forth on it.
After about 10-15 seconds of this, the young soldier walked back over to Courtney, bent down and said this to her, 'I spoke to your daddy and he told me to give this to you.'
He then hugged this little girl that he had just met and gave her a Kiss on the cheek.
He finished by saying 'Your daddy told me to tell you that he loves you more than anything and he is coming home very soon.'
The mum at this point was crying almost uncontrollably and as the young soldier stood to his feet he saluted Courtney and her mum.
I was standing no more than 6 feet away as this entire event unfolded.
As the soldiers began to leave, heading towards their gate, people resumed their applause.
As I stood there applauding and looked around, there were very few dry eyes, including my own.
That young soldier in one last act of moment turned around and blew a kiss to Courtney with a tear rolling down his cheek.
We need to remember everyday all of our soldiers and their families and thank God for them and their sacrifices.
At the end of the day, it's good to be an Englishman.
RED FRIDAYS
Very soon, you will see a great many people wearing Red every Friday.
The reason?
Englishmen and women who support our troops used to be called the 'silent majority'.
We are no longer silent, and are voicing our love for Country and home in record breaking numbers.
We are not organized, boisterous or over-bearing.
We get no liberal media coverage on TV, to reflect our message or our opinions.Many English people, like you, me and all our friends, simply want to recognize that the vast majority of Britain supports our troops.
Our idea of showing solidarity and support for our troops with dignity and respect starts this Friday and continues each and every Friday until the troops all come home, sending a deafening message that every Briton who supports our men and women afar will wear something red.
By word of mouth, press, TV, let's make Great Britain on every Friday a sea of red much like a homecoming football team
If every one of us who loves this country will share this with acquaintances, co-workers, friends, and family, It will not be long before Britain is covered in RED and it will let our troops know the once 'silent' majority is on their side more than ever, certainly more than the media lets on.
The first thing a soldier says when asked 'What can we do to make things better for you?' is...'We need your support and your prayers'...
Let's get the word out and lead with class and dignity, by example; and wear something red every Friday.
IF YOU AGREE -- THEN SEND THIS ON
IF YOU COULD NOT CARE LESS THEN HIT THE DELETE BUTTON.
IT IS YOUR CHOICE.
THEIR BLOOD RUNS RED----
― wends (bends), Saturday, 7 September 2013 17:21 (ten years ago) link
let's make Great Britain on every Friday a sea of red much like a homecoming football team
― 'Understand, your daughter's addiction is not your problem' (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 7 September 2013 17:25 (ten years ago) link
This my favourite bit:
― wends (bends), Saturday, 7 September 2013 17:32 (ten years ago) link
― fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Saturday, 7 September 2013 17:56 (ten years ago) link
Never underestimate the power of these kinds of apocryphal stories. They powered the Reader's Digest juggernaut for decades. Hell, they were the vast bulk of premodern literature.
― Aimless, Saturday, 7 September 2013 18:11 (ten years ago) link
Society is in the airport, no more than 6 feet away
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 7 September 2013 18:11 (ten years ago) link
― Øystein, Saturday, 7 September 2013 18:14 (ten years ago) link
Now I may not be no fancy native English speakin' sorta feller, but goddamn, that's some shit
"temporarily single"
― crüt zingmaster (crüt), Saturday, 7 September 2013 18:26 (ten years ago) link
Why were they at the airport if the husband wasn't due to return from his tour of duty that day?
― cardamon, Saturday, 7 September 2013 20:23 (ten years ago) link
They were there to get his coffin, I guess. Wife was crying because she was angry as hell at those assholes who made her daughter think her dad was alive after all. (Hah, I think this might be an even more sentimental story than the original. Goodie)
― Øystein, Saturday, 7 September 2013 20:26 (ten years ago) link
just put on a red t-shirt, to be on the safe side
― Neil S, Saturday, 7 September 2013 20:33 (ten years ago) link
"We get no liberal media coverage on TV"
Wonder if they're using this to mean 'there are no liberal doses of coverage' or if it's being deployed in the rush limbovian sense
― sktsh, Saturday, 7 September 2013 21:09 (ten years ago) link
"am i limbovvered?"
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 7 September 2013 21:17 (ten years ago) link
^ hahahah
― Andrew Kornfan, Saturday, 7 September 2013 21:31 (ten years ago) link
the original story clearly started off in US English as per so i won't hold my breath for this becoming a thing
― iMacaroon dragoons (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 7 September 2013 23:17 (ten years ago) link
enjoy our home without fear of reprisal
Reprisal is an interesting word choice there. There can be no reprisal against you without your having earlier done someone a harm without redress or reparation.
― Aimless, Saturday, 7 September 2013 23:29 (ten years ago) link
― Aimless, Saturday, September 7, 2013 2:11 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
haha i read that as 'postmodern literature' and thought "wow that's a pretty rough slam, but i'm not so sure it applies to the _bulk_ of Barthelme's work..."
― "Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Sunday, 8 September 2013 00:18 (ten years ago) link
oh weird i read the same thing and thought "i don't care enough about postmodern lit to try to figure out what that means"
― fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Sunday, 8 September 2013 01:42 (ten years ago) link
found some serious game-changing lifehacks
http://25.media.tumblr.com/2c34edb96158153a5b0778d19e8be800/tumblr_mranb7sjAR1sustufo5_500.jpghttp://25.media.tumblr.com/66a6e0f920736ea412e202928dfbfee2/tumblr_mranb7sjAR1sustufo4_500.jpghttp://24.media.tumblr.com/71ba42fcf0807bc11808944c38636fdd/tumblr_msqd1xgofc1sustufo3_500.pnghttp://25.media.tumblr.com/69e1ed109a2623770b3dc1f3c8f93347/tumblr_mru3c9qsLN1sustufo1_500.jpg
― sleepingbag, Sunday, 8 September 2013 02:25 (ten years ago) link
second to last is not a horrible idea tbf
― zingon grammar (Treeship), Sunday, 8 September 2013 02:27 (ten years ago) link
finally, a lifehack for when i'm being buried alive
― fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Sunday, 8 September 2013 02:31 (ten years ago) link
stick your head in the toilet bowl and flush it.this will have the effect of drowning you and making me very happy.
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 8 September 2013 02:32 (ten years ago) link
bake some damn cinnamon rollsyour house will smell like a bakery
― i too went to college (silby), Sunday, 8 September 2013 02:38 (ten years ago) link
"if you'r ever being buried alive" is a death-hack, surely?
I guess it was only a matter of time before the damn "worst case scenario survival guide" material started showing up in these.
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 8 September 2013 03:30 (ten years ago) link
how the fuck are you even gonna be in a situation where someone's burying you alive and you're in any way capable of doing any of that
― fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Sunday, 8 September 2013 03:33 (ten years ago) link
if you're ever being buried alive, you should have thought of that before you pissed off bill
― "Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Sunday, 8 September 2013 03:34 (ten years ago) link
if you're ever being buried alive, fuck i shoulda checked the pulse before i panicked i guess
guys can we not talk about this sort of morbid stuff? i am in a bit of trouble right now with some really powerful people and would rather not contemplate being buried alive.
― james franco, Sunday, 8 September 2013 03:36 (ten years ago) link
thank u
sorry jho
― mookieproof, Sunday, 8 September 2013 03:38 (ten years ago) link
The span of time between getting that signal that I'm about to vomit and actually vomiting is only slightly longer than knowing I'm about to sneeze. How I'm supposed to eat ice cream during that moment is beyond me.
Unless I'm trying to induce the vomiting. Butterscotch praline coconut, here I come!
― pplains, Sunday, 8 September 2013 03:42 (ten years ago) link
and remember, whey you're getting buried alive, try not to get buried alive
― Neil S, Sunday, 8 September 2013 08:20 (ten years ago) link
remember to tie the shirt around both your face and mouth, not just your face.
― wends (bends), Sunday, 8 September 2013 09:15 (ten years ago) link
If you're ever being buried alive, throw yourself into your panic with full gusto (you probably won't get much choice in this, but it's actually best not to keep a clear head). There are few moments in life when one gets to really unleash an all-consuming, sanity-rending panic. Such a level of primal terror is probably so overwhelming what it's debatable to what extent it can even be called a 'conscious' event. You're unlikely to experience thoughts anywhere near as lucid as 'Oh God, I'm being buried alive'. In the face of such an unpleasant end, panic induced insanity may shield from the full consciousness of your death. You probably shouldn't take off your shirt and try to tie it around your face and mouth, that's kind of ridiculous.
― I have gathered no gaudy flowers of speech in other men's gardens (dowd), Sunday, 8 September 2013 09:30 (ten years ago) link
Oh God, can't believe I just wrote that - just a brief thought on what possible advice you could give someone who's being buried alive and now I'm not gonna sleep for days. Sorry. :(
― I have gathered no gaudy flowers of speech in other men's gardens (dowd), Sunday, 8 September 2013 09:31 (ten years ago) link
Also, panic might use up oxygen faster (I'm not gonna stop thinking about this now. Thanks a lot, macro makers/sharers)
― I have gathered no gaudy flowers of speech in other men's gardens (dowd), Sunday, 8 September 2013 09:34 (ten years ago) link
― mookieproof, Saturday, September 7, 2013 11:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
what no
― lag∞n, Sunday, 8 September 2013 13:24 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1175233_172712899582980_176542683_n.jpg
― fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Sunday, 8 September 2013 17:56 (ten years ago) link
otm, trees should invest more in brand recognition
― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 8 September 2013 18:01 (ten years ago) link
lol wtf
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 8 September 2013 18:01 (ten years ago) link
http://image.blingee.com/images19/content/output/000/000/000/7f2/832964351_1698553.gif
― sleepingbag, Sunday, 8 September 2013 18:31 (ten years ago) link
ahahahahaha
― crüt zingmaster (crüt), Sunday, 8 September 2013 18:34 (ten years ago) link
― Moodles, Sunday, 8 September 2013 18:34 (ten years ago) link
cannabis showing the plant world how you do that shit
― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 8 September 2013 18:35 (ten years ago) link
― lag∞n, Sunday, 8 September 2013 18:41 (ten years ago) link
http://i459.photobucket.com/albums/qq313/doctorcasino/namethesebrands-dangerousplant_zpse6d8c231.jpg
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 8 September 2013 19:01 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1235932_10151850891619643_807952485_n.jpg
― scott seward, Sunday, 8 September 2013 19:05 (ten years ago) link
until they die...
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― scott seward, Sunday, 8 September 2013 19:06 (ten years ago) link
xpost apparently you also found time to re-save a someecards jpeg a few dozen times - Go You!
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 8 September 2013 19:06 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/996594_10151819618464643_1381130755_n.jpg
― scott seward, Sunday, 8 September 2013 19:09 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/970698_10151811489619643_1293114301_n.jpg
goddamn fucking laundry
― scott seward, Sunday, 8 September 2013 19:10 (ten years ago) link
awwww, so sweet...
https://sphotos-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1170814_10151807868344643_8565063_n.png
― scott seward, Sunday, 8 September 2013 19:11 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1146651_10151790991879643_695884549_n.jpg
― scott seward, Sunday, 8 September 2013 19:12 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/1000868_10151771384534643_1442787924_n.jpg
― scott seward, Sunday, 8 September 2013 19:13 (ten years ago) link
kids, can't live with 'em, can't wait for them to suffer horrifying injury
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 8 September 2013 19:15 (ten years ago) link
I will never be grateful for laundry.
― carl agatha, Sunday, 8 September 2013 20:09 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/Km93pUR.png
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Sunday, 8 September 2013 21:45 (ten years ago) link
I AM MANHEAR ME FONT
― fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Sunday, 8 September 2013 21:49 (ten years ago) link
what are naked bars?
― and all his friends and family thought he was fucking cool as hell (bends), Sunday, 8 September 2013 21:52 (ten years ago) link
hahaha, the arrows! I really, really want to know who made that thing, cuz I cannot really fathom it. Most of it seems like it's by a 13 year old, but then there's the stuff about "women half his age" which I dunno if a 13 year old would think about -- but then there's NAKED BARS and MOTORCYCLES and ROCK CONCERTS but also leaving the toilet seat up? Ilx needs more fonts - the end
― Øystein, Sunday, 8 September 2013 21:53 (ten years ago) link
they left out the part where he died at age 43 and spent much of his last few months weeping at the foot of his bed while handing payment over to his soon to depart escort...
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 8 September 2013 21:53 (ten years ago) link
http://media.onsugar.com/files/ons1/192/1922729/30_2009/03cada9f27a522f8_bear-naked-package.jpg
― zingon grammar (Treeship), Sunday, 8 September 2013 21:54 (ten years ago) link
I assume naked bars are something they had in Times Square in the 70s.
― Øystein, Sunday, 8 September 2013 21:54 (ten years ago) link
Oh, they mean like strip clubs, right? I was thinking it meant bars where all the patrons were naked and I was confused.xp
― and all his family and friends thought he was fucking cool as hell (bends), Sunday, 8 September 2013 21:56 (ten years ago) link
There are lots of different versions of this out there, this one includes guns:
Once upon a time,
a Prince asked a beautiful Princess "Will you marry me?" The Princess said "NO."
And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and fucked skinny, big tittie broads and hunted and raced cars. He went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony. He kept his house and guns and never got cheated on and all his friends and family thought he was fucking cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and he left the toilet seat up..... The End
― and all his family and friends thought he was fucking cool as hell (bends), Sunday, 8 September 2013 21:57 (ten years ago) link
cute skinny girls vs skinny, big tittie broads
― and all his family and friends thought he was fucking cool as hell (bends), Sunday, 8 September 2013 21:58 (ten years ago) link
HE HUNTED CARS
― fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Sunday, 8 September 2013 21:58 (ten years ago) link
I like the idea of this thing going around getting longer and longer with different bitter men adding their own particular gripes and resentments
― and all his family and friends thought he was fucking cool as hell (bends), Sunday, 8 September 2013 22:00 (ten years ago) link
sounds like a thread idea, except ugh nevermind
― Øystein, Sunday, 8 September 2013 22:01 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glnickn0Obg
― and all his family and friends thought he was fucking cool as hell (bends), Sunday, 8 September 2013 22:09 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKenBhkoAAo
― and all his family and friends thought he was fucking cool as hell (bends), Sunday, 8 September 2013 22:15 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hthX-_HOa_8
The Prince asked a beautiful princess "Will you marry me?"The Princess said "no".
The Prince went out and formed The Postal Service
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 8 September 2013 22:15 (ten years ago) link
has anyone actually seen this thing shared on facebook?
― zingon grammar (Treeship), Sunday, 8 September 2013 22:18 (ten years ago) link
I've avoided FB for the last week so I dunno
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 8 September 2013 22:19 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OBct2BI1mY
― and all his family and friends thought he was fucking cool as hell (bends), Sunday, 8 September 2013 22:21 (ten years ago) link
posted to youtube by someone whose most recent video is Tommy Robinson of the EDL giving his take on the killing of Lee Rigby
― and all his family and friends thought he was fucking cool as hell (bends), Sunday, 8 September 2013 22:24 (ten years ago) link
a real man keeps his milk in a box
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 8 September 2013 22:25 (ten years ago) link
i wonder if they are also drinking whiskey from a box
― zingon grammar (Treeship), Sunday, 8 September 2013 22:28 (ten years ago) link
Prince asked a Princess to marry himThe Princess said "no"Prince said "HEYYYYYYYYY....LOOK ME OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 8 September 2013 22:29 (ten years ago) link
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me????"■The Princess said, "No." ■And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and datedskinny long-legged full-breasted women and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated ladies half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was frickin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.The end.
■And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and datedskinny long-legged full-breasted women and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated ladies half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was frickin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.
The end.
― and all his family and friends thought he was fucking cool as hell (bends), Sunday, 8 September 2013 22:30 (ten years ago) link
Prince asked a Prince to marry him.The Prince said "Said if you want to call me baby Just go ahead now And if you like to tell me maybe Just go ahead now And if you wanted to buy me flowers Just go ahead now And if you like to talk for hours Just go ahead now And if you want to call me baby Just go ahead now And if you like to tell me maybe Just go ahead now And if you like to buy me flowers Just go ahead now And if you like to talk for hours Just go ahead now If you want to call me baby Just go ahead now And if you like to tell me maybe Just go ahead now If you want to buy me flowers Just go ahead now And if you like to talk for hours Just go ahead now Oh Baby! Just go ahead now Oh! Just just go ahead now Oh, your majesty! Just go ahead now Come on forget the King who... marry me!"
― fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Sunday, 8 September 2013 22:31 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWNaR-rxAic
― zingon grammar (Treeship), Sunday, 8 September 2013 22:38 (ten years ago) link
Lmao at that meme supposing that captain Morgan is somehow manly
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, 9 September 2013 00:03 (ten years ago) link
spiced rum for the spicy man
― james franco, Monday, 9 September 2013 00:16 (ten years ago) link
http://www.wearyourbeer.com/images/Captain_Morgan_In_You_Large_Black_Shirt_POP.jpg
― Mordy , Monday, 9 September 2013 00:21 (ten years ago) link
lol at thinking there are "manly" drinks
― is space noise (mh), Monday, 9 September 2013 02:58 (ten years ago) link
I mean I really do mostly drink whiskey on rocks or straight up but that has a lot more to do with disliking sweet foods and my alcoholism than my manliness or probable lack thereof
― is space noise (mh), Monday, 9 September 2013 03:01 (ten years ago) link
http://stephanierogers.typepad.com/stephanie_rogers/images/2008/04/16/canadian_club_dads_first.jpg
― A Made Man In The Mellow Mafia (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 9 September 2013 03:12 (ten years ago) link
dad chic
― james franco, Monday, 9 September 2013 03:12 (ten years ago) link
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c86/trancer21/Club_AdSmall.jpg
― A Made Man In The Mellow Mafia (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 9 September 2013 03:14 (ten years ago) link
i only drink straight vodka bc it's the only thing that doesn't irritate my intestines! http://baltimoresportstalk.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/sports-gold-clip-art-wghtlft2.gif
― fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Monday, 9 September 2013 04:02 (ten years ago) link
hi 5
― is space noise (mh), Monday, 9 September 2013 04:02 (ten years ago) link
― is space noise (mh), Sunday, September 8, 2013 10:58 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― is space noise (mh), Sunday, September 8, 2013 11:01 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yeah bro keepin it real, never pay child support
― lag∞n, Monday, 9 September 2013 04:43 (ten years ago) link
She had 'Tupperware Parties.'
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 9 September 2013 04:46 (ten years ago) link
it's a lot kinkier than it sounds
― fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Monday, 9 September 2013 04:48 (ten years ago) link
I'd burp that lid!
― pplains, Monday, 9 September 2013 04:58 (ten years ago) link
my friend's a great dad, loves big old fruity rum drinks and Tupperware and is manly as shit, don't judge a man by the spirits in his plasticware
― is space noise (mh), Monday, 9 September 2013 05:18 (ten years ago) link
don't judge a thread by its most milquetoast poster
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, 9 September 2013 05:21 (ten years ago) link
also otm
― is space noise (mh), Monday, 9 September 2013 05:22 (ten years ago) link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milk_toast
― zingon grammar (Treeship), Monday, 9 September 2013 05:25 (ten years ago) link
you're looking for the pvmic thread
― is space noise (mh), Monday, 9 September 2013 05:28 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1014216_587229301318953_1137287920_n.jpg
― Neil S, Monday, 9 September 2013 10:57 (ten years ago) link
I thought everyone knew what a Tupperware party was
― frogbs, Monday, 9 September 2013 11:25 (ten years ago) link
Banana splits macro otm, they were better than pretty much any other band in the last 40+ years.
― Moodles, Monday, 9 September 2013 11:54 (ten years ago) link
I know, or at least think I know, what a Tupperware party is; just baffled what it's doing in a litany of racy things YOUR MOM did before Dad.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 9 September 2013 12:22 (ten years ago) link
lol, nudge, wink, etc.
― zingon grammar (Treeship), Monday, 9 September 2013 12:23 (ten years ago) link
box fresh
― he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up (NotEnough), Monday, 9 September 2013 12:49 (ten years ago) link
I only know what a Tupperware Party is in the literal sense of Tupperware previously being a product sold by individuals, like Avon, and people had parties to try to sell Tupperware to other people but if there is some other sexy meaning, I am unaware, and I have no idea how that would suggest your mother had an exciting life prior to meeting your father (and apparently trading in all that excitement for a lifetime of domestic drudgery) unless they are saying it was some kind of lesbian thing.
― carl agatha, Monday, 9 September 2013 13:10 (ten years ago) link
I thought it was implying a wife swap sort of thing.
― zingon grammar (Treeship), Monday, 9 September 2013 13:18 (ten years ago) link
they are probably conflating it with suburban mom sex toy parties.
― scott seward, Monday, 9 September 2013 13:21 (ten years ago) link
which is a thing i only know about from t.v.
did i use the word conflating correctly in that sentence?
― scott seward, Monday, 9 September 2013 13:22 (ten years ago) link
Yes you did.
― carl agatha, Monday, 9 September 2013 13:22 (ten years ago) link
Also that's what I was thinking, too, but having been to one of those sex toy parties, let me tell you they are not actually that sexy.
It's not a thing I would cite when explaining to my child that I had a crazy, independent life before Jeff yolked me into patriarchal slavery and made me stop drinking Canadian Club.
― carl agatha, Monday, 9 September 2013 13:24 (ten years ago) link
Key parties? Are they thinking of key parties?
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 9 September 2013 13:30 (ten years ago) link
yeah i have heard of them as key parties -- everyone puts their keys into a bowl, you pull one, that's the person you make it with that night, you might smoke some acapulco gold and listen to todd rundgren and then maybe retire to one of the rooms upstairs to see if you can manage to get it on with this man/woman who is someone else's spouse.
no idea what tupperware parties have to do with that?
― no fomo (La Lechera), Monday, 9 September 2013 13:42 (ten years ago) link
note: i asked my mom about key parties once when i was a kid because i think i had seen it in a movie or something and that's the description she gave me, only i added the acapulco gold + todd rundgren. the rest is what she told me.
― no fomo (La Lechera), Monday, 9 September 2013 13:49 (ten years ago) link
maybe the keys are in a tupperware bowl
― is space noise (mh), Monday, 9 September 2013 13:57 (ten years ago) link
http://static.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/MjAxMy1lYjZlZjQ2MmIyZmM3YWY1.png
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 9 September 2013 13:58 (ten years ago) link
maybe in the 80s they changed the name to tupperware parties?
― no fomo (La Lechera), Monday, 9 September 2013 13:58 (ten years ago) link
the ice storm. famous for that. i'm pretty sure my parent's suburban 70's connecticut potlucks weren't as steamy. though they did hang out with lots of unitarians, so you never know.
i actually remember that ice storm. from the ice storm book/movie. i was there, man.
― scott seward, Monday, 9 September 2013 13:58 (ten years ago) link
tupperware parties were just tupperware parties! in the old days someone had to come to your house to sell you plastic bowls. very primitive society.
― scott seward, Monday, 9 September 2013 14:00 (ten years ago) link
i wouldn't mind reading/seeing/hearing some firsthand recollections of 70s key partieshow old would those people be now?
― no fomo (La Lechera), Monday, 9 September 2013 14:01 (ten years ago) link
i love the ice storm
― lag∞n, Monday, 9 September 2013 14:02 (ten years ago) link
xp 115-120
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 9 September 2013 14:03 (ten years ago) link
my hometown newspaper on the ice storm:
http://www.newstimes.com/news/article/Region-remembers-ice-storm-of-73-97594.php
― scott seward, Monday, 9 September 2013 14:05 (ten years ago) link
Don't see any action happening with Rundgren on the box. Lightfoot, maybe.
― Shart Week (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 9 September 2013 14:05 (ten years ago) link
i remember coming home at night and we had this loooooong steep driveway and it was just covered with sheets of ice and i had a big red stuffed mouse toy and i rode my mouse down the driveway. kinda fucked up its fur. the world looked so amazing.
― scott seward, Monday, 9 September 2013 14:06 (ten years ago) link
how old would those people be now?
Old enough to where you'd regret hearing about them?
I saw a sky blue Plymouth Reliant K parked on the street with VIETNAM VETERAN plates. Seems like yesterday those guys were a bunch of Jeff Lebowskis, and now they're all more like these Lawrence Tierney type guys.
You know you're getting older when old people start getting younger.
― pplains, Monday, 9 September 2013 14:08 (ten years ago) link
I would never regret hearing about them! I love it when old people talk about their wild days.
― no fomo (La Lechera), Monday, 9 September 2013 14:15 (ten years ago) link
Honestly, there are sooooooo many better 70s choices for getting it on than Rundgren or Lightfoot that I pity anyone who had to give it a whirl with those two. It's part of what makes those stories painful and poignant. How awkward!
― no fomo (La Lechera), Monday, 9 September 2013 14:17 (ten years ago) link
xp http://www.humansofnewyork.com/post/60712616205/what-was-the-happiest-moment-of-your-life
― sleepingbag, Monday, 9 September 2013 14:18 (ten years ago) link
"Key parties" just sound so sleazy. I don't think I would want to hear any details. I just imagine polyester and orange and avocado and those round metal fireplaces in the center of the living room surrounded by people's parents boning each other next to the hi-fi.
― carl agatha, Monday, 9 September 2013 14:19 (ten years ago) link
I hear you, and I was being half-facetious about that.
But, this goes along with what I said in the last sentence of my previous post. It was one thing to be so far removed from the generation that came of age in the late 30s, hearing about juke joints and prohibition ending and going dancing to the big bands.
But with this generation right above ours, where I've been exposed to their shenanigans all my life, hearing from some grandma about how she had her pussy ate out on a water bed by a strange neighbor while an 8-track of Three Dog Night blared from the living room hi-fi ain't high on my list right now.
― pplains, Monday, 9 September 2013 14:21 (ten years ago) link
my brother and sister and i ready for ice.
https://sphotos-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/268718_10150738504840298_3545626_n.jpg
― scott seward, Monday, 9 September 2013 14:22 (ten years ago) link
my mom says that some of the people in her chicago north shore suburb were into "wife-swapping," I hope not my grandparents though.
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Monday, 9 September 2013 14:23 (ten years ago) link
awesome scott
― lag∞n, Monday, 9 September 2013 14:24 (ten years ago) link
jfc pplains
― carl agatha, Monday, 9 September 2013 14:24 (ten years ago) link
Funny how they never husband-swap, not even on the TV show.
― pplains, Monday, 9 September 2013 14:24 (ten years ago) link
Was talking to a dude last week about how he accidentally took his friends to a swinger party once. None of them knew it was going to be, and the atmosphere was pretty chill but there were definitely people kind of wandering off to bedrooms.
I guess that's the thing with key parties, did people have an idea of whose keys they were grabbing? Seems like it couldn't have been random.
― is space noise (mh), Monday, 9 September 2013 14:25 (ten years ago) link
Yeah, I'm still curious. I don't care how sleazy or avocado it is. I want to hear! My parents were total squares, but not far removed from people who weren't. I don't want details, just recollections.
― no fomo (La Lechera), Monday, 9 September 2013 14:27 (ten years ago) link
I've met a few swingers or people claimed to be swingers. Seems like they're always either kind of homely boring types or really neurotic in my experience.
― is space noise (mh), Monday, 9 September 2013 14:28 (ten years ago) link
I don't think it's about swinging or key parties. women spending time together without men present used to be inherently suspicious activity. the most benign explanation is that they were having lesbian sex, thus the innuendo.
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Monday, 9 September 2013 14:29 (ten years ago) link
disappointing, but probably accurate
― no fomo (La Lechera), Monday, 9 September 2013 14:31 (ten years ago) link
that's going to be the title of my textbook about the real history of 20th century america.
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Monday, 9 September 2013 14:33 (ten years ago) link
key parties sound suspiciously like something that didnt actually happen
― lag∞n, Monday, 9 September 2013 14:35 (ten years ago) link
that's another reason why getting some first hand stories would be illuminating!
― no fomo (La Lechera), Monday, 9 September 2013 14:35 (ten years ago) link
i was reading a 70's paperback the other day that was just transcripts from a feminist awareness group. suburban-types. its a pretty sad book. the stories are really sad.
― scott seward, Monday, 9 September 2013 14:36 (ten years ago) link
the first and last time i heard about key parties was the ice storm.
does that periodical you collected have any references to such parties, LL?
― is space noise (mh), Monday, 9 September 2013 14:37 (ten years ago) link
Key party[edit source | editbeta]"Key party" redirects here. For the cryptographic identification event, see Key signing party.
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Monday, 9 September 2013 14:38 (ten years ago) link
NPR's Fresh Air @nprfreshair 17mTODAY: Jonathan Lethem's politically radical family, growing up on a commune, + Grandma's sex life inspired his new novel Dissident Gardens.
― lag∞n, Monday, 9 September 2013 14:40 (ten years ago) link
Side note, the fact that Lethem's new novel is set in Queens makes me suspicious that he's actually an agent of gentrifying real estate interests. That said, I will probably read it.
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Monday, 9 September 2013 14:40 (ten years ago) link
― lag∞n, Monday, 9 September 2013 14:42 (ten years ago) link
does that periodical you collected have any references to such parties, LL?i was wondering just that -- i haven't looked through all of them because i was saving them for later -- they are a finite resource -- but maybe this calls for some investigation.
― no fomo (La Lechera), Monday, 9 September 2013 14:48 (ten years ago) link
Key parties split my parents up. My mum was attending them, my dad wasn't. /therapy
I'm not about to ask my mum about them tho eugh gross
― he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up (NotEnough), Monday, 9 September 2013 14:57 (ten years ago) link
that sucks, but also it's v interesting. probably not an isolated incident.
― no fomo (La Lechera), Monday, 9 September 2013 15:04 (ten years ago) link
i take the Tupperware thing simply to mean that it was a party where women could be in a non-male space and drink and chat and whatever, same sort of principle as book clubs in recent years?
in the third Rabbit novel - Rabbit is Rich i think - there's a whole awkwardly self-conscious couples swinging scene which taps into that same middle class underbelly in the 70s vibe as The Ice Storm
― iMacaroon dragoons (Noodle Vague), Monday, 9 September 2013 15:07 (ten years ago) link
every sequel to fear of flying to thread too -- but that's all fiction. i want to know what really happened at these parties.
― no fomo (La Lechera), Monday, 9 September 2013 15:10 (ten years ago) link
an oral history, if you will
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Monday, 9 September 2013 15:11 (ten years ago) link
it's an interesting question - a lot of contempo fiction makes a deal of this scene but how real was it and how much was just contempo fiction feeding off itself? offhand i can't think of any other big social crazes that have been mostly pure fiction tho
― iMacaroon dragoons (Noodle Vague), Monday, 9 September 2013 15:14 (ten years ago) link
There's definitely something to the fact that "dark underbellies" make for good fiction and therefore may have a kind of exaggerated presence in our minds as a result.
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Monday, 9 September 2013 15:15 (ten years ago) link
has anyone written a book/made a movie that exposes the dark underbelly of suburban life? i think that'd be a pretty good idea.
― Spectrum, Monday, 9 September 2013 15:17 (ten years ago) link
someone should write a book exposing the warm, soft underbelly of the crack trade
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Monday, 9 September 2013 15:18 (ten years ago) link
there's some interesting work been done on the extent to which cannibalism was a fiction of Western travel writers/novelists which isn't quite the same thing but close enough
― iMacaroon dragoons (Noodle Vague), Monday, 9 September 2013 15:21 (ten years ago) link
i can't think of any other big social crazes that have been mostly pure fiction tho
― iMacaroon dragoons (Noodle Vague), Monday, September 9, 2013 11:14 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/weblog/comments/3524/
― lag∞n, Monday, 9 September 2013 15:23 (ten years ago) link
oh yeah good shout. not immortalized in fiction much yet tho afaik
― iMacaroon dragoons (Noodle Vague), Monday, 9 September 2013 15:27 (ten years ago) link
i mean there's a bunch of urban legend scare stuff, still see "watch out for vicious crims handing out LSD disguised as sweeties" notices on the reg
it just seems like even swingers prob want to be able to choose who they do sex with
― lag∞n, Monday, 9 September 2013 15:29 (ten years ago) link
definitely, but then i reckon in a party with maybe 6 couples, fixing the draw shd be pretty straightforward and probly happened more often than not
― iMacaroon dragoons (Noodle Vague), Monday, 9 September 2013 15:31 (ten years ago) link
invite one ugly couple for the "russian roulette" variation
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Monday, 9 September 2013 15:33 (ten years ago) link
"there's some interesting work been done on the extent to which cannibalism was a fiction of Western travel writers/novelists which isn't quite the same thing but close enough"
THE most popular literary genre in America for many years was the captivity narrative. often padded and puffed up and made more scary. or even made up completely.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captivity_narrative
― scott seward, Monday, 9 September 2013 15:36 (ten years ago) link
I think the compelling aspect of the 70s key party is that they were both widespread and casual, which pretty clearly wasn't the case, even if they did happen sometimes.
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Monday, 9 September 2013 16:03 (ten years ago) link
the 70s key party myth, I should say
i totally believe that there were 70's hot tub swing parties and there were definitely places like plato's retreat where things got crazy. but i had never heard of the key thing until the book. cool idea anyway.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plato's_Retreat
― scott seward, Monday, 9 September 2013 16:05 (ten years ago) link
― carl agatha, Monday, 9 September 2013 16:39 (ten years ago) link
thought that was gonna be a treeship post for a second, there
― is space noise (mh), Monday, 9 September 2013 16:41 (ten years ago) link
in elementary school i had a friend who had just moved from california and he asked me one day if my parents ever had naked parties
― lag∞n, Monday, 9 September 2013 16:50 (ten years ago) link
my wife can tell you about some scary parties in the 70's...
you know, hippie drug parties and stuff. they always sound like a nightmare to me. people blowing pot smoke into her face and stuff when she was little. damn hippies.
― scott seward, Monday, 9 September 2013 17:22 (ten years ago) link
I had this American Studies class on the postwar period that was kind of premised on the idea that postwar suburbia was a pill-addled horrorfest. In retrospect, while suburban life is worthy of critique, the tone of the course seems a bit hysterical.
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Monday, 9 September 2013 17:23 (ten years ago) link
xp want some whiskey in your water, some sugar in your tea
it wasn't leave to beaver, i will tell you that much
― is space noise (mh), Monday, 9 September 2013 17:28 (ten years ago) link
heavy domestic booze consumption was probly much more socially acceptable from the 40s thru 70s than it is today, it's not a massive stretch to believe that prescription drugs and then some non-prescription drugs wouldn't have been a massive no-no in the same era
― iMacaroon dragoons (Noodle Vague), Monday, 9 September 2013 17:30 (ten years ago) link
we're all alright we're all alright hello wisconsin
― how's life, Monday, 9 September 2013 17:30 (ten years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 9 September 2013 17:34 (ten years ago) link
i actually kinda thought this was cute/funny. such a rarity to not hate facebook stuff that looks like it was shared a zillion times.
https://sphotos-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/1000964_659407387411334_733906806_n.jpg
― scott seward, Monday, 9 September 2013 17:34 (ten years ago) link
ok i lol'ed
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 9 September 2013 17:36 (ten years ago) link
I don't understand this "suburbia" stuff...as if suburbs are one giant boring blob with neat front lawns and topiary. People who didn't grow up in them started this. To hear my mom tell it, the suburbs were more liberal in the sixties and seventies...they owned their own single-family property instead of taking in boarders or being one yourself.
In my early years I had to live with grandparents , cousins and an elderly couple all in one building...I was really happy but that is how my parents grew up...in a crowded apartment block.
Marijuana...shit, we had heroin dealers a few blocks away. No, it isn't "cool" - they were scary people and neither smart nor "liberal".
― Patriotic When Convenient (I M Losted), Monday, 9 September 2013 17:39 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/q77/1234305_10152206256353986_1114325619_n.jpg
― Mordy , Monday, 9 September 2013 19:48 (ten years ago) link
i can think of two things wrong with these wacky science jokes
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 9 September 2013 20:20 (ten years ago) link
what a horribly formed wacky science "joke"
― Neil S, Monday, 9 September 2013 20:30 (ten years ago) link
they sound like jokes from the big bag theory
― Spectrum, Monday, 9 September 2013 20:31 (ten years ago) link
double joke!
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 9 September 2013 20:32 (ten years ago) link
why is there no aspirin in the jungle? because the acetaminophen - double joke! - i have cancer
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 9 September 2013 20:35 (ten years ago) link
loool spiralli
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 9 September 2013 20:36 (ten years ago) link
― carl agatha, Monday, 9 September 2013 20:37 (ten years ago) link
don't tell terrible science jokes
watch Look Around You instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnNisSksR1s
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 9 September 2013 20:40 (ten years ago) link
fwiw that "middle aged" thing skot posted is from Private Eye and probably looks like that because they print it on terrible paper
― many a slip 'twixt Yow and Yip (DJ Mencap), Monday, 9 September 2013 21:03 (ten years ago) link
― Moodles, Monday, September 9, 2013 6:54 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
^^truish
― lag∞n, Monday, September 9, 2013 9:02 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalinkcosign
― "Max's Original Starship" Vol. 3 (sunny successor), Monday, 9 September 2013 22:22 (ten years ago) link
those jokes are great, def have a 'look around you' feel.
― "Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Monday, 9 September 2013 23:29 (ten years ago) link
another novel about horrible swinger-type parents in the 1970s fucking up their kids
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/P/0061452025.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg
― ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 00:17 (ten years ago) link
that title seems a bit on the nose
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 02:01 (ten years ago) link
I don't care how sleazy or avocado it is.
avowut?
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 02:37 (ten years ago) link
The Summer of Your Gross Parents Making Sex with the Neighbors
― PRISON WARDEN CONSCIOUSNESS (4th Dimension) (Viceroy), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 02:41 (ten years ago) link
"Did anything (lowers spectacles) happen at these...naked swim parties?"
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 02:43 (ten years ago) link
The Naked Summer Of Our Swimming Swinging 70's Parents by Beth Cooper
― scott seward, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 03:11 (ten years ago) link
this was the best thing on my facebook today
https://sphotos-b-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/553545_10201204812295084_1443897891_n.jpg
― scott seward, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 03:44 (ten years ago) link
blue eyes! damn!
― Aimless, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 03:53 (ten years ago) link
given the number of polyamorous people I've known, key parties don't really stretch my credulity.
― i too went to college (silby), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 04:13 (ten years ago) link
i feel like youre not really listening
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 04:14 (ten years ago) link
maybe you just wanted to say you know a lot of polyamorous people
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 04:15 (ten years ago) link
just catching up on threads, adding in my pointless observations hours after they would've been relevant, yk, the usual
― i too went to college (silby), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 04:15 (ten years ago) link
anyway its the key part not the party part that is supicious
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 04:18 (ten years ago) link
and if it's a group of poly folks, they call it a d20 party.
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 04:22 (ten years ago) link
polyamory is a really hilariously uptight way to say you want to bone the whole neighborhood
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 04:24 (ten years ago) link
dudes, pssst, i've seen sights that men should never see...
OMG! We Went To A Party!
― scott seward, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 04:26 (ten years ago) link
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 04:28 (ten years ago) link
that thread = ilx heart of darkness
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 04:37 (ten years ago) link
― lag∞n, Tuesday, September 10, 2013 5:24 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this cannot be repeated enough
"you know what would make sleeping around more fun? if we put in loads of bizarro rules and labels. also unsightly piercings."
― iMacaroon dragoons (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 06:37 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-b-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/q71/1175210_10151501469561082_254413404_n.jpg
― hewing to the status quo with great zealotry (DavidM), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 13:46 (ten years ago) link
Someone stole my idea for colorectal cancer prevention!
http://i.imgur.com/0mIZB4X.png
So that's for today. But wait, what was going on less than six months ago?
http://i.imgur.com/a4rvS3C.png
YOU CAN'T HAVE TWO DAYS IN A YEAR, SUICIDE PEOPLE. KINDA GOES AGAINST THE WHOLE IDEA OF WHY SUICIDE'S WRONG IN THE FIRST PLACE.
― pplains, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 13:54 (ten years ago) link
Nothing like a prisoner going into his parole board hearing and seeing all the members wearing semicolons on their wrists. Fuuuccck
― pplains, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 13:56 (ten years ago) link
What is "hogging the middle lane"? I thought that was the whole point of the middle lane -- for when you wanna just drive the speed limit or w/e. There are other lanes for passing and/or entering/exiting.
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 13:59 (ten years ago) link
yeah hogging the passing lane is the real crime
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 14:01 (ten years ago) link
i do support immediate execution for chilling in the passing lane and tailgating tho
Who wouldn't be proud to be British after creating that macro?
― pplains, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 14:02 (ten years ago) link
can't see the macro at work but the middle lane on UK motorways is a passing lane and only the worst subhuman beasts drive along it all day like it wasn't
― Cap'n Save-a-Co. (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 14:04 (ten years ago) link
whats the left lane for then
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 14:05 (ten years ago) link
You mean the right lane.
― pplains, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 14:05 (ten years ago) link
o shit
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 14:06 (ten years ago) link
the left lane is the lane to drive in if it's clear in front of you. the other two lanes are both for over-taking depending on speed and volume of traffic. there's a habit amongst terrible drivers of joining the motorway, heading straight for the middle lane and then sitting there til they leave the motorway, even when the left hand lane is clear as far as the eye can see. it forces people into the fast lane because you can only overtake to the right.
― Cap'n Save-a-Co. (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 14:07 (ten years ago) link
does the middle lane refer to the middle of the 3 in each direction, or the two middle in the center of the six total?
― how's life, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 14:08 (ten years ago) link
doesnt seem like the best use of space to have two passing lanes and then one where everyone is supposed to cruise and enter/exit thats prob why yr empire crumbled
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 14:08 (ten years ago) link
Maybe UK driving is just different (I mean aside from the obvious right vs. left) -- in the US the right lane is the one all the entry and exit ramps feed into, so it really makes no sense to stay in that lane because you constantly have to slow down for people entering and exiting. Hence the middle lane is for driving and the left lane is for passing.
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 14:10 (ten years ago) link
driving is shit. there should be no lanes.
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 14:10 (ten years ago) link
middle lane = middle of 3 in each direction
i assume in general the distance between our motorway off-ramps is greater than the distance between yr highway off-ramps
anyway i know where this is heading, i'll look up comparative accident stats and you can get ready with the Battle of Lexington jpegs
― Cap'n Save-a-Co. (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 14:12 (ten years ago) link
OUTER LANE (closest to shoulder) - For merging onto the freeway; slow drivers wearing formal headwear; big slow trucks.
CENTER (CENTRE) LANE - For most motorists, so they don't have to keep bouncing between outer and center lane whenever an old man in a hat begins merging from an on-ramp.
INNER LANE (closest to the median) - People in a hurry; Knight Rider; Cops
― pplains, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 14:12 (ten years ago) link
also Neanderthal sort of otm except driving is great, just morally reprehensible
what was the battle of lexington, something involving adolph rupp?
― pplains, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 14:13 (ten years ago) link
srsly tho youre trying to put most of the traffic in one lane when you have three why, you dont need two lanes for passing
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 14:13 (ten years ago) link
at most points on the motorway the system works out as 3 lanes of traffic moving at increasing speed as you go to the right - except most of the time at least one of the lanes will be blocked off and there'll be traffic signals and speed limits in force - but there are big swathes of motorway where there's nobody in front of you for a couple of miles even in the left hand lane
― Cap'n Save-a-Co. (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 14:15 (ten years ago) link
America builds highway exits every 100 feet because we need to be able to get absolutely anywhere by only driving on a highway.
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 14:16 (ten years ago) link
i'm not defending this as a paragon of systems thinking btw
― Cap'n Save-a-Co. (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 14:16 (ten years ago) link
distance between off-ramps on motorways as an average must be 8 or 9 miles
TRAFFIC SIGNALS?
― pplains, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 14:17 (ten years ago) link
more like a slowtorway, wot wot
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 14:18 (ten years ago) link
£100 ON THE SPOT FINE
― i'll be your mraz (NickB), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 14:19 (ten years ago) link
yeah pp, the joke is half the motorway is being dug up and worked on at any one time. especially during holidays.
― Cap'n Save-a-Co. (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 14:20 (ten years ago) link
this is what happens when you build a low-quality road network not intended to be used as an emergency landing strip for long distance bombers
I know. We can't all be North Korea, now can we.
― pplains, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 14:23 (ten years ago) link
Not even going to get into how U.S interstates also suffer continuous construction but without traffic signals.
― pplains, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 14:24 (ten years ago) link
roads basically have to be repaired a lot is one of the things abt roads, especially in places with winter
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 14:27 (ten years ago) link
and semi trucks
― is space noise (mh), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 14:30 (ten years ago) link
what I'm basically saying is that if people stopped driving on them they'd be doing better
If more people drove in the middle lane, it would spread wear more evenly on the road surface and reduce the need for repairs. Especially trucks, they're always wearing out the slow lane. Just move over and let that tarmac recover a little.
― i'll be your mraz (NickB), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 14:32 (ten years ago) link
cars should be made out of styrofoam
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 14:35 (ten years ago) link
^^^ i've thought this in the past, then you cd decriminalize DUI and speeding
― Cap'n Save-a-Co. (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 14:39 (ten years ago) link
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vikwfvPBI_g&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DvikwfvPBI_g
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 14:40 (ten years ago) link
How do they define hogging the middle lane, is what I'd like to know.I've been forced to be in it for a while (not all the livelong day) because of the speed of vehicles in the other lanes.When I'm joining the motorway I appreciate it when other ppl move over into the middle lane.
― kinder, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 14:47 (ten years ago) link
Ever seen the inside of a Geo Metro?
I was in a three-car accident once with one of those. My first thought was Wow, that woman was carrying around a lot of fishing bait.
― pplains, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 15:45 (ten years ago) link
yup, inside of most bumpers now is just impact foam, instead of a hard bumper attached to the frame
― is space noise (mh), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 15:46 (ten years ago) link
Everyone missing the salient point, which is IAMPROUDTOBEBRITISH
― 'Understand, your daughter's addiction is not your problem' (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 15:53 (ten years ago) link
I drove one for about two years , and it was quite possibly one of the cheapest, most unsafe pieces of crap ever. :(. Glad I never got in a wreck in it.
3 cylinder vehicle, went from 0-60 if the stars were aligned right and you had the luck to be going down a hill.
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 15:54 (ten years ago) link
when gas spiked up to $4 here the prices on those things (routinely sold for $1000-$2000) literally doubled because they got such insane mileage. so bizarre to see Metros suddenly be the car to own (for about 3 months)
― frogbs, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 15:56 (ten years ago) link
I was riding in a girl's Ford Aspire (same concept - 3 cylinder death trap). She hit a piece of concrete on the highway and a few miles later her right front tire blew out. I've been rear-ended and hit from the side twice at speed, plus accidents as a child - that blowout in the Aspire was the most terrifying thing I've experienced.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 15:58 (ten years ago) link
i used to drive my brothers girlfriend manual 3 cylinder car. that was one of the most fun cars to drive.
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Tuesday, September 10, 2013 9:16 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Apparently it is also the law that if you are about to miss your exit you must fly across three lanes of traffic to make it instead of going on to the next exit
oh traffic woah(!)s
― "Max's Original Starship" Vol. 3 (sunny successor), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 17:55 (ten years ago) link
'Understand, your daughter's addiction is not your problem' (Bananaman Begins)Posted: September 10, 2013, 3:53:02 PMEveryone missing the salient point, which is IAMPROUDTOBEBRITISH
clearly not made by a brittishes
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 18:10 (ten years ago) link
yeah otherwise would've spelt it 'pouint.'
― Mordy , Tuesday, 10 September 2013 18:11 (ten years ago) link
would of* you mean
― clouds, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 18:16 (ten years ago) link
ouf
― "Max's Original Starship" Vol. 3 (sunny successor), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 18:26 (ten years ago) link
Sacramento highway roadwork = scrape off surface, widen lanes, mark lanes with those bullshit stuck-on plastic things and never repaint or resurface
exciting fun when you switch from surface painted to scraped barren wasteland OH HEY WHERE DID MY LANE GO
or just do loads of midnight construction to repave the emergency lane and leave the rest of the highway falling apart yr tax dollars at work etc
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 18:45 (ten years ago) link
a new contender for the "shut up i'm still talking" mom market, complete w/ betty boop clipart:
https://sphotos-a-pao.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1070069_10151737187122254_249272503_n.jpg
― chilli, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 00:25 (ten years ago) link
Betty seems to be bringing more than 'humor' to that smiley face's day.
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 00:52 (ten years ago) link
I eat food, I have curves, I have two brains
― fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 01:29 (ten years ago) link
betty poop more like
― forevermore (a maven) (Matt P), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 01:31 (ten years ago) link
o_0 heart
― 'Understand, your daughter's addiction is not your problem' (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 09:44 (ten years ago) link
'I don't have an amazing figure or a flat stomach. I'm far from being considered a model but, I'm me.'
Betty Boop too modest there tbh
― 'Understand, your daughter's addiction is not your problem' (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 09:49 (ten years ago) link
i dont have a not weird head but im me
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 13:42 (ten years ago) link
lolololol
https://sphotos-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/942462_361065814021281_1583650854_n.jpg
― no fomo (La Lechera), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 15:06 (ten years ago) link
Every woman deserves a man who calls her baby and wipes her. Also that dude totally looks like a guy I work with.
― no fomo (La Lechera), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 15:07 (ten years ago) link
twist: macro was written by an OK Cupid "nice guy"
― Spectrum, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 15:08 (ten years ago) link
I could tell with the way "He" was capitalized in some parts.
― pplains, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 15:11 (ten years ago) link
Oh god, I need a "Block 9/11" button to click.
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 15:12 (ten years ago) link
Oh, is that today?
― pplains, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 15:13 (ten years ago) link
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jynE1bBPogg/Tmwp8pR1TzI/AAAAAAAAD8A/oSVrDTYKYy4/s1600/9-11neverforget.jpg
― Neil S, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 15:14 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/sUIczTn.png
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 15:17 (ten years ago) link
ann powers one was good on facebook. picture of a melted dilated people cd that went through the scanner they used to detect anthrax when she was working at the NYT. kind of a weird image of something i don't think about/remember a lot. the whole anthrax thing.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 15:19 (ten years ago) link
melted dilated peoples never forget
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 15:28 (ten years ago) link
dave winer vmic
― beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 15:31 (ten years ago) link
worst comes to worst my anthrax come first
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 15:34 (ten years ago) link
this is the meme i mostly see each year on my facebook. not even a meme. just an insane british moron usingwords in a very odd way.
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1176249_10153226627025367_2122557659_n.jpg
― Jamie_ATP, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 15:35 (ten years ago) link
America @OurGreatAmerica
Can we get 46,867 RETWEETS to remember ALL of the 46,867 soldiers, firefighters, and civilians who died of 9/11-related causes.
R.I.P.
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 15:50 (ten years ago) link
oh man 9/11-related causes
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 15:52 (ten years ago) link
The cause of death was 9/11.
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 15:56 (ten years ago) link
immediately after 9/11 the ny post ran some cartoons of like spider-man + batman deferring to the brave firefighters, and stuff like that. does anyone know where i can find digital copies of those op-eds? they were terrible but i haven't really seen them since.
― Mordy , Wednesday, 11 September 2013 16:12 (ten years ago) link
underneath the comic it said something like "the real heroes"
― Mordy , Wednesday, 11 September 2013 16:13 (ten years ago) link
I believe those would probably have appeared in the Marvel Comics "Heroes" publication:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_comics_about_the_September_11_attacks#Non-fiction_comics_about_the_September_11_attacks
― beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 16:14 (ten years ago) link
My city's library is hosting an exhibition of found wreckage from Sept. 11:
The exhibition includes a recovered American flag, several World Trade Center souvenirs, building keys, signs, guns and sections of the building facade, marble floor and airplane fragments. Among the rescue-related objects are a NYPD radio holster, a firefighter’s Scott pack (oxygen tank) and fragments of a destroyed fire truck.
The press photo featured some sort of blasted apart motorcycle. I don't even.
― pplains, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 16:26 (ten years ago) link
I mean, would they
The exhibition includes a recovered American flag, several Murrah Building souvenirs, building keys, signs, guns and sections of the building facade, marble floor and Ryder truck fragments. Among the rescue-related objects are an OKPD radio holster, a firefighter’s Scott pack (oxygen tank) and fragments of a destroyed ATF truck.
― pplains, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 16:27 (ten years ago) link
I've now figured out that the 'ch 4 10 00' at the end of Danny Dyer's tweet is probably about some show on Channel 4 at 10pm, but I spent a good while thinking that the geezer algorithm had broken down and was spewing out code.
― Waluigi Nono (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 16:31 (ten years ago) link
my receipt for lunch today came out as $9.11. photograph and post on facebook y/n
― Spectrum, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 16:32 (ten years ago) link
Seriously. I've had my fill of crying eagles now.
― ailsa, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 16:35 (ten years ago) link
What if there was a giant massacre of bald eagles and all the eagles started posting crying person jpgs on eagle facebook
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 16:36 (ten years ago) link
kid on fb who barely ever says anything:
R.I.P. to all who died on 9/11, a truly horrible event in our nation's history.
― fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Thursday, 12 September 2013 02:09 (ten years ago) link
like, out of all the events
that's the one you know you're allowed to say is horrible
― fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Thursday, 12 September 2013 02:10 (ten years ago) link
i didn't even know it was 9/11 until i got home from work
oh yeah, happy 110th birthday, Adorno.
― Waluigi Nono (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 12 September 2013 02:14 (ten years ago) link
there were a million 'I was at the deli on 9/11' posts this morning. I never participate because I was asleep when it happened.
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 12 September 2013 02:31 (ten years ago) link
i hardly saw any 9/11 stuff today
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 12 September 2013 02:40 (ten years ago) link
"I was eating a delicious bacon, egg and cheese sandwich, with salt pepper and ketchup, when I looked up and saw the first tower smoking. And I stopped, mid bite, and was like 'WARH DHEH FUHHH HAHPUUUHHD"
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Thursday, 12 September 2013 03:37 (ten years ago) link
glad yelp wasn't around back then
― fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Thursday, 12 September 2013 03:42 (ten years ago) link
I particularly like the genre of 9/11 stories that involve "I was supposed to go to New York City that day, but I [got sick, had an errand to run first, etc.]" in spite of the fact that being in NYC that day would have been mostly inconsequential unless you were actually supposed to go to the towers.
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Thursday, 12 September 2013 03:45 (ten years ago) link
didn't see a single 9/11 thing on facebook today *feeling superior*
― Very gud laser controled organ. (Matt P), Thursday, 12 September 2013 03:54 (ten years ago) link
I love the Curb Your Enthusiasm where somebody says their relative died on 9/11 and SPOILER ALERT? Larry is made out to be a monster for losing sympathy when he learns that guy was a bike messenger who died being hit by a cab on the Upper West Side.
― disgruntled punter (Je55e), Thursday, 12 September 2013 03:55 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1186203_667499873261423_1936170686_n.jpg
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Thursday, 12 September 2013 07:50 (ten years ago) link
Irradiate and give love and you'll have three-headed babies
― Moodles, Thursday, 12 September 2013 12:18 (ten years ago) link
Life's an absorber. It becomes soggy in milk.
― 6 Tuesdays on every Tuesday. This is called dumpy pants. (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 12 September 2013 14:11 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1239423_413908275387469_1030854003_n.jpg
― scott seward, Thursday, 12 September 2013 14:35 (ten years ago) link
Clearly that person has never watched Animal Planet's I Shouldn't Be Alive.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 12 September 2013 14:43 (ten years ago) link
have these lost in nature people even seen a herzog doc
― 6 Tuesdays on every Tuesday. This is called dumpy pants. (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 12 September 2013 16:21 (ten years ago) link
forget herzog, I think any wilderness enthusiast would tell you that "lost" is about the least romantic thing you can possibly be.
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Thursday, 12 September 2013 16:22 (ten years ago) link
every meme about nature should be a cautionary tale about how nature will kill you
― 6 Tuesdays on every Tuesday. This is called dumpy pants. (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 12 September 2013 16:23 (ten years ago) link
― carl agatha, Thursday, 12 September 2013 16:25 (ten years ago) link
isn't it good to be lost in the wood?
*picture of syd barrett being crushed under a falling oak*
― i'll be your mraz (NickB), Thursday, 12 September 2013 16:27 (ten years ago) link
i think i see a house in the photo
― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 September 2013 16:52 (ten years ago) link
She might not know where she parked her car, but at least she's in the right direction facing the house. Maybe they'll let her use the phone.
― pplains, Thursday, 12 September 2013 17:02 (ten years ago) link
Not all who wander are lost, guys.
― polyphonic, Thursday, 12 September 2013 17:16 (ten years ago) link
so the million muslim march mentioned upthread was actually some truther thing im confused http://www.buzzfeed.com/bennyjohnson/million-muslim-march-actually-just-a-handful-of-911-truthers
― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 September 2013 18:08 (ten years ago) link
Directly behind her is a McDonald's and an Exxon station.
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Thursday, 12 September 2013 18:52 (ten years ago) link
http://i42.tinypic.com/2q8bs7b.jpg
― bad bad disco (Eazy), Thursday, 12 September 2013 20:11 (ten years ago) link
wrong. adam named all the creatures, not god. and english didn't exist in the garden of eden.
― Mordy , Thursday, 12 September 2013 20:13 (ten years ago) link
http://townsendlab.berkeley.edu/sites/all/files/Benjamin%20On%20Language%20as%20Such.PDF
― Mordy , Thursday, 12 September 2013 20:15 (ten years ago) link
macro DEBUNKED
― Spectrum, Thursday, 12 September 2013 20:16 (ten years ago) link
mordy you are so naive
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 12 September 2013 20:17 (ten years ago) link
do you really think an omniscient god would be unaware of the future english language, the language of his chosen country, the greatest nation in history? do you REALLY believe that something as unlikely as 'dog' being 'god' spelled backwards is a coincidence??!
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 12 September 2013 20:18 (ten years ago) link
but god didn't name dogs- adam did! and he wasn't omniscient.
― Mordy , Thursday, 12 September 2013 20:22 (ten years ago) link
depends on whether you believe in free will, right
god made adam who named dogs, where are these words _really_ coming from
― beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Thursday, 12 September 2013 20:25 (ten years ago) link
iirc the Koran says God taught Adam the names of the animals on the sly, then got him to tell the angels what each animal was called as some kind of reminder to the angels that they weren't all that
― Cap'n Save-a-Co. (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 12 September 2013 20:32 (ten years ago) link
got to put the angels in their place, fn angels
― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 September 2013 20:34 (ten years ago) link
otoh, what does God need with a starfish?
― Cap'n Save-a-Co. (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 12 September 2013 20:35 (ten years ago) link
I believe in objective linguality
― Evan, Thursday, 12 September 2013 20:41 (ten years ago) link
― pplains, Thursday, September 12, 2013 1:02 PM (3 hours ago)
http://www.screeninsults.com/images/the-texas-chain-saw-massacre-house.JPG
― a hard dom is good to find (Edward III), Thursday, 12 September 2013 20:43 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1148766_10152110060706521_775828132_n.jpg
cultural appropriation variation
― beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Thursday, 12 September 2013 20:49 (ten years ago) link
what if they're fighting a battle on behalf of the forces of evil?
― Cap'n Save-a-Co. (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 12 September 2013 20:50 (ten years ago) link
A battle you know nothing about unless you can smell the pee.
― bad bad disco (Eazy), Thursday, 12 September 2013 20:51 (ten years ago) link
I just used that .jpg the other day, E3!
― pplains, Thursday, 12 September 2013 20:56 (ten years ago) link
That's an ad for Always brand sanitary napkins.
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Thursday, 12 September 2013 21:53 (ten years ago) link
"fighting a battle you know nothing about" = having your period
― no fomo (La Lechera), Thursday, 12 September 2013 21:54 (ten years ago) link
not knowing is half the battle
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Thursday, 12 September 2013 21:56 (ten years ago) link
GI Joe the Plumber
― 6 Tuesdays on every Tuesday. This is called dumpy pants. (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 12 September 2013 21:59 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/q71/1184973_579445562093330_877226594_n.jpg
― lag∞n, Saturday, 14 September 2013 14:20 (ten years ago) link
Okay cool, thanks.
― carl agatha, Saturday, 14 September 2013 14:24 (ten years ago) link
so when they tell me I have a pointy nose, they're really just jealous of it? cool. wish I hadn't stabbed them already.
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 14 September 2013 14:36 (ten years ago) link
http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4881104_700b.jpg
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 14 September 2013 20:20 (ten years ago) link
or http://9gag.com/gag/4881104
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 14 September 2013 20:21 (ten years ago) link
― fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Saturday, 14 September 2013 20:28 (ten years ago) link
People who worship John Lennon are the most disgusting savages, etc.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 14 September 2013 20:50 (ten years ago) link
Who's Anna?
― how's life, Saturday, 14 September 2013 21:39 (ten years ago) link
i think that's either anna kendrick or anna faris
― Treeship, Saturday, 14 September 2013 21:40 (ten years ago) link
What a cast of characters. Really needs to be worked up into one of these: That awful poster with Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 14 September 2013 21:51 (ten years ago) link
if you had kurt vonnegut and winston churchill in there you'd have a wonder team of misattributed quotes
― balls, Saturday, 14 September 2013 22:13 (ten years ago) link
http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/de/37/fe/de37fed6a984d261fd16e84184062276.jpg
Dying at 'balling my eyes out".
― that is how ghosts laugh (bends), Saturday, 14 September 2013 22:15 (ten years ago) link
baby I am gonna ball your eyes out
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 14 September 2013 22:19 (ten years ago) link
i think that might be viral advertising for the new david cronenberg movie
― Treeship, Saturday, 14 September 2013 22:20 (ten years ago) link
A History of Cryolence
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 14 September 2013 22:21 (ten years ago) link
― balls, Saturday, September 14, 2013 6:13 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
and misattributed morality!
― fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Saturday, 14 September 2013 22:40 (ten years ago) link
ball so hard drivin', coppers wanna hug me
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 14 September 2013 23:18 (ten years ago) link
nice to see that Lennon cartoon featuring well known atheists Martin Luther King, Bob Marley and Gandhi.
― Cap'n Save-a-Co. (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 14 September 2013 23:25 (ten years ago) link
"Open the door Jehovah, you whore" - MLK Jr
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 14 September 2013 23:29 (ten years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, September 14, 2013 10:19 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― carl agatha, Saturday, 14 September 2013 23:39 (ten years ago) link
Also screw that cartoon drawer for only coming up w/ one woman in his panel of visionaries.
― carl agatha, Saturday, 14 September 2013 23:40 (ten years ago) link
I guess you would call that person a "cartoonist."
Cartoons Plural
― carl agatha, Saturday, 14 September 2013 23:41 (ten years ago) link
fancy book learnin people maybe
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 14 September 2013 23:46 (ten years ago) link
― how's life, Saturday, September 14, 2013 5:39 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I think it's Anna Politkovskaya.
― Van Horn Street, Sunday, 15 September 2013 00:09 (ten years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/10338102660f94d026f75106183f3501/tumblr_msgm36cHXm1strvbpo1_500.jpg
the work industry
― Andrew Kornfan, Sunday, 15 September 2013 17:39 (ten years ago) link
share if you support tattoos, piercings and coloured hair in the undertaker's industry
― Cap'n Save-a-Co. (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 15 September 2013 17:41 (ten years ago) link
the job of working
― Moodles, Sunday, 15 September 2013 17:53 (ten years ago) link
the industry of putting ugly stuff all over you
― lag∞n, Sunday, 15 September 2013 17:54 (ten years ago) link
All those things are basically mandatory for waiters in my neighborhood.
― i too went to college (silby), Sunday, 15 September 2013 19:07 (ten years ago) link
Not sure if that's part of the work industry tho.
more like the JERK industry
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 15 September 2013 19:16 (ten years ago) link
as much as i love tattooed guys and (well done) tattoos in general, it's remarkable how neck tattoos are always so completely awful.
― clouds, Sunday, 15 September 2013 19:18 (ten years ago) link
Aw, come on it looks great.
http://kristinaring.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/chris-andersen-1010-560.jpg
― carl agatha, Sunday, 15 September 2013 19:25 (ten years ago) link
http://www.tattoomachineequipment.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/neck-tattoo-meme.jpg
― carl agatha, Sunday, 15 September 2013 19:29 (ten years ago) link
^ not only is that appropriate to the conversation, but to the thread's general theme! I'm awesome.
― carl agatha, Sunday, 15 September 2013 19:30 (ten years ago) link
http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyadnc2qOb1ql1suro1_500.png
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 15 September 2013 19:41 (ten years ago) link
I've got a lot of tattoos but seeing kids these days with their neck and hand tattoos all willy-nilly turns me into a disdainful 60 year old republican. Don't get anything you can't hide in a court of law.
― joygoat, Sunday, 15 September 2013 19:43 (ten years ago) link
omg me too!!!!
I remember being a filthy drug addled hippie living in Boulder, CO and seeing crust punks with face tattoos and thinking that they were total fucking idiots who didn't deserve jobs.
― carl agatha, Sunday, 15 September 2013 19:46 (ten years ago) link
crust punks don't want your jobs
― beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Sunday, 15 September 2013 21:18 (ten years ago) link
Well they can't have my spare change, either.
― carl agatha, Sunday, 15 September 2013 21:24 (ten years ago) link
my friend who recently got married went through a pretty hardcore multi-year crust stage. Jumped freight trains and went all over the country a few times. Crazy stuff.
― beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Sunday, 15 September 2013 21:40 (ten years ago) link
after the crust stage, they cocoon in their parents' spare bedrooms and then transform into beautiful gutterflies
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Sunday, 15 September 2013 22:00 (ten years ago) link
http://i3.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/250/draft_lens19384314module158453488photo_1334278880A_.png
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 15 September 2013 22:05 (ten years ago) link
http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/7d/e8/22/7de8220255558151914c1a55a252320f.jpg
― veryupsetmom (harbl), Monday, 16 September 2013 00:28 (ten years ago) link
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, 16 September 2013 00:46 (ten years ago) link
to the tune of thriftshop
― lag∞n, Monday, 16 September 2013 00:50 (ten years ago) link
lol, it looks completely out to lunch if you don't realize it's based on thrift shop
esp the i-i-i
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, 16 September 2013 00:53 (ten years ago) link
yeah the only reason i figured it out was i was so confused
― lag∞n, Monday, 16 September 2013 00:56 (ten years ago) link
lol i didn't get it at all
― veryupsetmom (harbl), Monday, 16 September 2013 01:35 (ten years ago) link
http://i412.photobucket.com/albums/pp201/sharonjoy666/671E8AC7-697C-4294-B369-CCCB8FC6CA93-2118-00000166EFFE6AA6_zps9e38808e.jpg
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 16 September 2013 02:59 (ten years ago) link
Ac Choo is on Facebook. Join Facebook to connect with Ac Choo and others you may know.
― ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Monday, 16 September 2013 03:21 (ten years ago) link
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, September 14, 2013 3:50 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
cosign
also, are cops even allowed to touch you unless they are arresting you or something?
― "Max's Original Starship" Vol. 3 (sunny successor), Monday, 16 September 2013 14:32 (ten years ago) link
michael cera: the millennial's bob marley
― "Max's Original Starship" Vol. 3 (sunny successor), Monday, 16 September 2013 14:33 (ten years ago) link
Cops are allowed to touch you.
― carl agatha, Monday, 16 September 2013 14:34 (ten years ago) link
hmmm. like a hug? i wouldnt be okay with a cop pulling me over and grabbing me in a bear hug.
― "Max's Original Starship" Vol. 3 (sunny successor), Monday, 16 September 2013 14:45 (ten years ago) link
I'm rusty on my 4th amendment jurisprudence, but the cops can probably bear hug you if they think they need to do so for your safety or their own safety.
I do know cops can stop you and pat you down if they have reasonable suspicion that you are involved in some kind of criminal activity.
― carl agatha, Monday, 16 September 2013 14:47 (ten years ago) link
If they are just like, "Hey, you look like you need a hug! Come here!" because they have a reasonable suspicion that you're having a bad day and then hug you, that's probably not okay.
― carl agatha, Monday, 16 September 2013 14:48 (ten years ago) link
system is all backwards imo
― i'm not racist, i just dislike rap (Noodle Vague), Monday, 16 September 2013 14:49 (ten years ago) link
Sorry im late for work, guys. Cop pulled me over because he thought I looked like I needed a hug.
― "Max's Original Starship" Vol. 3 (sunny successor), Monday, 16 September 2013 15:16 (ten years ago) link
If you verbally consent to a hug then a police officer can hug you. I don't think tears constitute probable cause for a hug, though, legally. Unless you are smuggling onions.
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Monday, 16 September 2013 15:21 (ten years ago) link
'balling' while driving is reckless endangerment. If I were that cop I would have totally arrested her.
― "Max's Original Starship" Vol. 3 (sunny successor), Monday, 16 September 2013 15:48 (ten years ago) link
ballin' on the other hand..
So come on shorty if you think you can roll / with an iced out player balling out of controll
― "Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Monday, 16 September 2013 15:56 (ten years ago) link
control even
contrlol
― carl agatha, Monday, 16 September 2013 15:58 (ten years ago) link
I don't think cops have different rules for hugging than anyone else -- like any touching, it's all about whether it's reasonable under the circumstances and whether it's unwanted. If the cop went to hug you and you winced and drew away and they did it anyway, or if they just like snuck up on you and hugged you out of nowhere that'd probably be a minor form of assault.
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Monday, 16 September 2013 16:10 (ten years ago) link
what_if_cops_had_a_quota_for_hugs_instead_of_arrests.jpg
― lag∞n, Monday, 16 September 2013 16:12 (ten years ago) link
In the UK they call it "huggery"
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Monday, 16 September 2013 16:31 (ten years ago) link
However if you don't allow a cop to gently wipe a tear from your cheek you can be charged with resisting caress.
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Monday, 16 September 2013 16:39 (ten years ago) link
― lag∞n, Monday, 16 September 2013 16:40 (ten years ago) link
I never made it to the end of that gif, giving up at the Russian adoption.
But hey, it's all here in jpg form.
http://crazywatergirl.tumblr.com/post/61311713238
btw, I really wish I was still the person who had never made it to the end of that gif.
― pplains, Monday, 16 September 2013 19:03 (ten years ago) link
"Oh hi, I enjoyed the beginning of Up"
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Monday, 16 September 2013 19:18 (ten years ago) link
what the hell was that
― carl agatha, Monday, 16 September 2013 19:21 (ten years ago) link
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/1511405/what-the-hell-was-that-o.gif
― Marlo Poco (Phil D.), Monday, 16 September 2013 19:25 (ten years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BTL5piAIQAAWiEf.jpg
― bizarro gazzara, Monday, 16 September 2013 20:43 (ten years ago) link
Love the matter-of-fact tone of this one. Children with Elmo dolls are experiencing these nightmares, nbd, let's just accept Sesame Street merchandise has occult properties and move on.
― bizarro gazzara, Monday, 16 September 2013 20:44 (ten years ago) link
What? That is such a weird claim to make!
It's so weird that I can't help but think it's viral marketing for a horror movie (that I would totally see) or a companion piece to some bit of "weird twitter" morbidity.
― carl agatha, Monday, 16 September 2013 20:44 (ten years ago) link
http://www.warrens.net/publishImages/Annabelle~~element218.jpg
― carl agatha, Monday, 16 September 2013 20:45 (ten years ago) link
Does that imply that the dark spirit has left the "host" of cookie monster and moved to elmo?
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Monday, 16 September 2013 20:50 (ten years ago) link
Maybe it's christian propaganda, like your kids should only be sleeping with jesus dolls or something.
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Monday, 16 September 2013 20:51 (ten years ago) link
What go people worried about this was not because the children were having nightmares, but that all the nightmares were the same. They were all eaten alive by a ravenous "cookie" monster with a terminal case of the munchies.
― Moodles, Monday, 16 September 2013 20:51 (ten years ago) link
lol, I clicked on the tumblr that had that entire anigif laid out on it, looked at the scroll bar and went "no fucking way"
― WHAT DOES SAMANTHA FOX SAY (DJP), Monday, 16 September 2013 20:52 (ten years ago) link
Oh no you should totally look at the whole thing.
― carl agatha, Monday, 16 September 2013 20:56 (ten years ago) link
― carl agatha, Monday, September 16, 2013 4:44 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
people make up "creepypasta" shit all the time, for no reason other than the thrill of the creep
― fresh (crüt), Monday, 16 September 2013 20:59 (ten years ago) link
http://statici.behindthevoiceactors.com/behindthevoiceactors/_img/chars/char_97771.jpg
― carl agatha, Monday, 16 September 2013 21:02 (ten years ago) link
Crepeypasta:
http://s3-media1.ak.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/ZUgt3Dc5MahLqq4hTVzY7w/l.jpg
― bizarro gazzara, Monday, 16 September 2013 21:03 (ten years ago) link
http://www.entertainmentearth.com/images/AUTOIMAGES/TN65064lg.jpg
― carl agatha, Monday, 16 September 2013 21:03 (ten years ago) link
what is creepypasta?
― no fomo (La Lechera), Monday, 16 September 2013 21:13 (ten years ago) link
4chan thing
― Mordy , Monday, 16 September 2013 21:15 (ten years ago) link
creepypasta - creepy version of copypasta - copypasta - stuff that gets copy & pasted everywhere - basically the stuff on this thread.
― emil.y, Monday, 16 September 2013 21:24 (ten years ago) link
thank youi was not aware of that etymological development!
― no fomo (La Lechera), Monday, 16 September 2013 21:33 (ten years ago) link
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Watchers
― Mordy , Monday, 16 September 2013 21:34 (ten years ago) link
thanks for the nightmaresyikes
― no fomo (La Lechera), Monday, 16 September 2013 21:38 (ten years ago) link
Sounds like this Benjamin fellow needs to meet my pal Ludwig...
"Wovon man nicht sprechen kann, darüber muss man schweigen."
You can understand it even if you can't speak German! :)
― I have gathered no gaudy flowers of speech in other men's gardens (dowd), Monday, 16 September 2013 23:12 (ten years ago) link
Or... TDCRPS (too Deutsche, can't read, perhaps Scots) - "If ye cannae speak, ye'll ha'tae haud yer wheesht."
― I have gathered no gaudy flowers of speech in other men's gardens (dowd), Monday, 16 September 2013 23:16 (ten years ago) link
Oh and as far as the legality of cups distributing cuddles to criminals goes, the UK PM made a famous policy speech dubbed "Hug A Hoodie". http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/5166498.stm Went down a treat with the chattering classes.
― I have gathered no gaudy flowers of speech in other men's gardens (dowd), Monday, 16 September 2013 23:30 (ten years ago) link
and this lad http://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article215383.ece/BINARY/david-cameron-and-ryan-florence-pic-getty-523799167.jpg
― I have gathered no gaudy flowers of speech in other men's gardens (dowd), Monday, 16 September 2013 23:32 (ten years ago) link
cups = cops. I hate spelling x-post
― I have gathered no gaudy flowers of speech in other men's gardens (dowd), Monday, 16 September 2013 23:33 (ten years ago) link
I thought it was just what Brits called the police.
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 17 September 2013 00:49 (ten years ago) link
Aye, it is...
― I have gathered no gaudy flowers of speech in other men's gardens (dowd), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 00:50 (ten years ago) link
cupful of cuddles is the best smiths album
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 01:12 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/p320x320/548994_10152613629158306_79697275_n.jpg
A wrinkly piece of paper.
― how's life, Tuesday, 17 September 2013 17:21 (ten years ago) link
classic, these notes used to get circulated outside school every two or three years altho normally it was about evil pushers trying to get the kids hooked on Acid which is like mind-boggling
― i'm not racist, i just dislike rap (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 17:24 (ten years ago) link
if parents only knew how much effort it takes to get cool drugs when youre a kid
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 17 September 2013 17:26 (ten years ago) link
what about the effort of printing out these internet things and then taking blurry pictures of them and then resaving them in lossy formats over and over again like so many people seem to have done... it's actually the funniest overall joke of all of these tbh
― socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 19:38 (ten years ago) link
i need that letterhead so i can warn parents about the dangers of vitamin water.
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 17 September 2013 19:43 (ten years ago) link
Benjamin Montgomery, MD
― fresh (crüt), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 19:46 (ten years ago) link
This is happening all over the country.....:(..
― 'Understand, your daughter's addiction is not your problem' (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 23:17 (ten years ago) link
Weirdly, the new Tom Perrotta book of short stories which I just read opens with a story about a copy who keeps pulling this pizza delivery guy over in order to give him backrubs, etc
― ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 01:21 (ten years ago) link
Out of interest has there ever been a real case of people giving drugs disguised as sweets to schoolkids?
― cardamon, Wednesday, 18 September 2013 01:45 (ten years ago) link
why would people give drugs away drugs are valuable
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 September 2013 01:45 (ten years ago) link
no shit, same with people hiding heroin in marijuana or something
dude smack costs $$
― beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 01:56 (ten years ago) link
Well yeah. But I dunno, people poison reservoirs or put glass in findus fishcakes for larks
Circa 98-2000 weren't there some strawberry flavoured strips laced with acid that you licked to get high? That was teenagers iirc and may only have happened on grange hill
― cardamon, Wednesday, 18 September 2013 02:04 (ten years ago) link
http://img686.imageshack.us/img686/6454/zammo.jpg
― ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 02:34 (ten years ago) link
I mind when I was wee bairn I lived in Berlin...early 80s maybe. And even there you got 'don't accept stickers from strangers' warnings? Were they auf deutsch? Who knows. Maybe just a pic of a magic roundabout sticker with VERBOTTEN stamped across it. It's an old and widespread urban myth anyway. Like razorblades is sweets - does anyone know how much a mach 3 refill costs theses days? It's not cheap
― I have gathered no gaudy flowers of speech in other men's gardens (dowd), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 06:06 (ten years ago) link
― lag∞n, Tuesday, September 17, 2013 8:45 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
my mom fretted so much that someone would trick me into taking drugs. free drugs? i should have been so lucky!
― "Max's Original Starship" Vol. 3 (sunny successor), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 06:27 (ten years ago) link
Acid's not addictive, in fact prolonged use over a short period = diminishing returns. it's also crazy cheap. what kind of criminal mastermind wd dish it out to kids for nothing? this is straight urban myth bullshit and i defy you to find one documented case.
― i'm not racist, i just dislike rap (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 07:42 (ten years ago) link
disregarding the fact that that's clearly not written by a real md, why does it say "please repost" at the end? do they expect parents to take it down and photocopy it or something?
― et rottent land hvor nisser bor (chilli), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 08:03 (ten years ago) link
Like s1ocki said, it looks like one of those stupid facebook posts that someone printed out...for some reason.My favourite part are the frowny faces.
― My god. Pure ideology. (ey), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 08:19 (ten years ago) link
scariest advertisement picture i got on my facebook:
https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/rsrc.php/v2/y4/r/-PAXP-deijE.gif
― scott seward, Wednesday, 18 September 2013 14:35 (ten years ago) link
oops...
i can't save the picture. it was scary though.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 18 September 2013 14:39 (ten years ago) link
It's the bits they don't show that are the scariest, Scott
― I have gathered no gaudy flowers of speech in other men's gardens (dowd), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 15:29 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1175102_10201265504692121_1110942408_n.jpg
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 20:46 (ten years ago) link
look at all these caucasian young women
― beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 21:04 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/1000006_10200984227740975_2136705945_n.jpg
― dan m, Wednesday, 18 September 2013 21:30 (ten years ago) link
god quick fav ok
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 September 2013 21:32 (ten years ago) link
ayo do me a sol god
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 21:33 (ten years ago) link
not alb covs of 013
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 19 September 2013 00:05 (ten years ago) link
that guy got hit by lightning before he finished typing. god's finally had it with people doing that kind of shit.
― fake penthouse letters mcgee, Thursday, 19 September 2013 00:13 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1208941_535369573198403_197962050_n.jpg
(squinting should work too, if you don't want to give yourself whiplash)
― how's life, Thursday, 19 September 2013 00:49 (ten years ago) link
this was the saddest thing i saw on facebook today. as in actually sad. so sad. of course they have to make it new-agey and shame-y (this is facebook after all), but its still sad.
http://www.upworthy.com/people-should-know-about-this-awful-thing-we-do-and-most-of-us-are-simply-unaware?g=2&c=upw1
― scott seward, Thursday, 19 September 2013 00:50 (ten years ago) link
I don't care how noble upworthy is on the inside, I hate their name so I hate everything else about them.
― pplains, Thursday, 19 September 2013 00:54 (ten years ago) link
I hate the stupid pop-up that launches when you click on that article
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 19 September 2013 00:55 (ten years ago) link
I appreciate someone fact-checking or curating or w/e but videos on upworthy end up being the worst
― beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Thursday, 19 September 2013 00:57 (ten years ago) link
i know i never click on shit like that but i had to see the awful thing we do.
― scott seward, Thursday, 19 September 2013 01:01 (ten years ago) link
the name just makes me think of the old upskirts internet thing.
― scott seward, Thursday, 19 September 2013 01:02 (ten years ago) link
everything on upworthy is the worst we already discussed this gosh
― ^^ post obviously honoring and supporting Qualcomm (zachlyon), Thursday, 19 September 2013 01:04 (ten years ago) link
plus because its the internet my first thought is that its a hoax and the guy planted all that stuff in dead birds.
― scott seward, Thursday, 19 September 2013 01:06 (ten years ago) link
What is the awful thing we do? Drink bottles with screw-off caps?
― pplains, Thursday, 19 September 2013 01:07 (ten years ago) link
okay okay everyone hates that site i got it but the dead birds are fucked up thats all. the url name kinda belongs on this thread though.
― scott seward, Thursday, 19 September 2013 01:07 (ten years ago) link
They did look very neat and undigested.
Not saying it's a hoax, but I'LL be reserving MY UP ARROWS for something else.
we fuck up birds and don't give a shit.
― scott seward, Thursday, 19 September 2013 01:08 (ten years ago) link
looking at that island though i kinda think maybe we fuck up birds for a reason. if we didn't they would be all over the fucking place!
whenever i think about what the end of the world would be like and if all the people were gone i can't help but think about how LOUD it would be. there would be SO many birds. power lines cut down on a lot of chatter.
― scott seward, Thursday, 19 September 2013 01:10 (ten years ago) link
BIREDS
― Very gud laser controled organ. (Matt P), Thursday, 19 September 2013 01:12 (ten years ago) link
i don't know if the popup is the same, but mine is
It's nice to be reminded of the good in the world.And it should happen more often.I Agree / I Disagree
And it should happen more often.
I Agree / I Disagree
DISAGREE WITH PREJUDICE
― j., Thursday, 19 September 2013 01:18 (ten years ago) link
more like up YOURS worthy
― lag∞n, Thursday, 19 September 2013 01:20 (ten years ago) link
okay to make up for upworthy this is the coolest thing i saw on facebook today. no pop-ups i swear!
http://kottke.org/13/09/the-simpsons-deconstructed
― scott seward, Thursday, 19 September 2013 02:20 (ten years ago) link
and now i promise to ONLY post horrible inspirational gifs on here for all time.
trippy mane
― lag∞n, Thursday, 19 September 2013 02:22 (ten years ago) link
if you freeze-frame, you get the most awesome images.
― scott seward, Thursday, 19 September 2013 02:26 (ten years ago) link
its modern art. and the freeze-frames also really remind me of basquiat. the whole thing kinda gives me flashbacks a bit to the 80's. like listening to coil on drugs and seeing basquiat paintings.
― scott seward, Thursday, 19 September 2013 02:28 (ten years ago) link
I luv u scott
― beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Thursday, 19 September 2013 02:34 (ten years ago) link
What is the awful thing we do? Drink bottles with screw-off caps?― pplains, Thursday, September 19, 2013 1:07 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― pplains, Thursday, September 19, 2013 1:07 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
rifle ghoulishly through the stomachs of dead animals, i think.
― fake penthouse letters mcgee, Thursday, 19 September 2013 02:39 (ten years ago) link
doesnt sound so bad
― lag∞n, Thursday, 19 September 2013 02:41 (ten years ago) link
That vidddddddddddddddddddeeeeeeeeOU
bzzzt shshshshsh pwowwww kt kt kt
― cardamon, Thursday, 19 September 2013 02:44 (ten years ago) link
someone make me a gif of a beautiful meadow with scenic views and not a soul around and in big letters have it read EVERYBODY JUST STAY HOME.
that should be the message of all the eco-guilt pictures. just don't do anything. and for heaven's sake don't go snow camping in the wilderness. just lock your door and never come out. they never say that though. everyone is always tramping through the pristine wilderness to tell you how great AND fucked up it is. you can't have it both ways. can you?
― scott seward, Thursday, 19 September 2013 02:48 (ten years ago) link
there are split second scenes in that simpsons thing that will blow your mind. i went back and froze a bunch of them. so amazing.
i hate the subheds on those Upworthy articles, the ones that show up under the link on facebook that read like
They thought it was great until they found out what she really meant.
― socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 19 September 2013 02:51 (ten years ago) link
youll never believe what happens in this video that will make you want to kill yourself then hug a koala then kill yourself
― lag∞n, Thursday, 19 September 2013 02:53 (ten years ago) link
kinda wanna make a thread for fake upworthy titles
― ^^ post obviously honoring and supporting Qualcomm (zachlyon), Thursday, 19 September 2013 02:54 (ten years ago) link
wait til you see what this one enterprising message board poster did
― lag∞n, Thursday, 19 September 2013 02:56 (ten years ago) link
It Will Make You Poop A Little
― ^^ post obviously honoring and supporting Qualcomm (zachlyon), Thursday, 19 September 2013 02:56 (ten years ago) link
This One Kid Came Up With A Way To Make Energy Out Of Poop And Then They Killed Him Found Out Why
― scott seward, Thursday, 19 September 2013 02:58 (ten years ago) link
im about to call someone you love very much fat and youre not going to like it
― lag∞n, Thursday, 19 September 2013 02:59 (ten years ago) link
wayyyy too specific
This One Kid Did Something Craptacular And What Happened Afterwards Will Make You Want To Throw Yourself And Your Loved Ones Into A Vat Of Boiling Razorblades
― ^^ post obviously honoring and supporting Qualcomm (zachlyon), Thursday, 19 September 2013 03:00 (ten years ago) link
youll never believe what this one kid said about your mom
― lag∞n, Thursday, 19 September 2013 03:02 (ten years ago) link
real ones:
Try To Watch Their Answers To A Beautiful Question And Not Smile. I Dare You.
Talk Show Host Makes All Other Hosts Look Absurd During Devastating Monologue
One Infographic You’ll Want To Take To The Grocery Store And Tape To Your Fridge
― scott seward, Thursday, 19 September 2013 03:03 (ten years ago) link
because that's where i keep my fridge. at the grocery store.
This One Kid In My First Grade Brought a Elephant To School
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Thursday, 19 September 2013 03:04 (ten years ago) link
https://twitter.com/UpworthySpoiler
― lag∞n, Thursday, 19 September 2013 03:04 (ten years ago) link
This one kid did something that will make you cry. And then you will kill him. And then you will die.
― scott seward, Thursday, 19 September 2013 03:06 (ten years ago) link
This One Twitter Did Something So Atrocious It'll Make Your Spleen Crawl Out Of Your Butt And Start Talking To You About Sports You Don't Watch
― ^^ post obviously honoring and supporting Qualcomm (zachlyon), Thursday, 19 September 2013 03:07 (ten years ago) link
dont watch this video its too real for you you fucking coward half-man
― lag∞n, Thursday, 19 September 2013 03:09 (ten years ago) link
If You Listen To What These New Yorkers Say And Are Not Angry, You Live In Another World From Me
His Beautiful Philosophies About Life Will Make You Feel OK That We’re Running Out Of Oil
Watch A Man Playing Piano In His House After The Floods For A Heartbreaking Reason
― scott seward, Thursday, 19 September 2013 03:12 (ten years ago) link
took me three tries to get that first one
― lag∞n, Thursday, 19 September 2013 03:12 (ten years ago) link
Adam Mordecai I write stuff for Upworthy. I want my gay friends to be able to get married. I want my undocumented friends to gain citizenship. I want everyone to have healthcare. I want the media to do their job. And I want politicians to learn shame. Also, side note, I think Jon Stewart is some sort of oracle. You can find me on Twitter, like my stuff on Facebook, and read my long winded ranting on Quora.
― scott seward, Thursday, 19 September 2013 03:13 (ten years ago) link
Adam is the best:
Dear White People: Could You Please Do Something About Your Scarier White People?
A Country Killed A 16-Year-Old American Boy And Wouldn't Explain Why. Guess Which One.
His First 4 Sentences Are Interesting. The 5th Blew My Mind. And Made Me A Little Sick.
― scott seward, Thursday, 19 September 2013 03:15 (ten years ago) link
two people on my facebook shared that last one
― lag∞n, Thursday, 19 September 2013 03:17 (ten years ago) link
Carolyn Silveira I’m working on big ideas and a small garden. I believe there’s plenty of planet, plenty of money, and plenty of love to go around. People are my passion, and while talk is cheap, conversation is priceless. Follow me on Twitter to swap links and see pictures of my garden, and get loud and radical with me on Facebook.
― scott seward, Thursday, 19 September 2013 03:19 (ten years ago) link
― ^^ post obviously honoring and supporting Qualcomm (zachlyon), Thursday, September 19, 2013 3:07 AM (45 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
That made me laugh and laugh.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 19 September 2013 03:56 (ten years ago) link
This follow up made me very happy.
Simpsons video was quite interesting, I couldn't watch it all in one sitting but it was really captivating for being both so foreign and so familiar.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 19 September 2013 04:02 (ten years ago) link
beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh)
Fuck you, birds
― emilys., Thursday, 19 September 2013 04:47 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-a-ams.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/q71/s720x720/578483_401924979907573_283221902_n.jpg
Posted by a well-meaning but fairly dull posh chap, one of those who is always trying to fit in with the 'geeks' even though he isn't really one himself.
― hewing to the status quo with great zealotry (DavidM), Thursday, 19 September 2013 08:35 (ten years ago) link
there must be millions of 16-year-old American boys. this is a stupid game
― Lee Ranaldo's Putting Challenge (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 19 September 2013 09:49 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1235111_10151983342593465_998021929_n.jpg
― ailsa, Thursday, 19 September 2013 12:00 (ten years ago) link
oops, huge, sorry.
That husband one makes me IA.Actually so does the karma one.
Nice work, everybody.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 19 September 2013 12:22 (ten years ago) link
The karma one makes me want to irrationally listen to Lords of Acid.
― how's life, Thursday, 19 September 2013 12:23 (ten years ago) link
That husband one makes me IA.
Me too!
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Thursday, 19 September 2013 14:18 (ten years ago) link
or are you RA?
ladies believe in yourselves --bob marley
― lag∞n, Thursday, 19 September 2013 14:23 (ten years ago) link
there must be millions of 16-year-old American boys.
Nope, now there's 999,999.
― Marlo Poco (Phil D.), Thursday, 19 September 2013 14:25 (ten years ago) link
The husband one reminds me of all those fucking advertisements with the hot wife doofus husband formula.
― Evan, Thursday, 19 September 2013 15:16 (ten years ago) link
if your husband requires constant supervision, you may have made a mistake!
― ian, Thursday, 19 September 2013 15:30 (ten years ago) link
Or you may be married to an actual child! Check the laws in your area.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 19 September 2013 15:35 (ten years ago) link
been in full busy working dad mode lately so really not appreciating that trope right now
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Thursday, 19 September 2013 15:37 (ten years ago) link
It's super fucking insulting. It's also like the whole "men just don't see dirt the same way women do" crapola in that buttheads use it to excuse shitty/lazy behavior.
Like, I was in a diner for lunch a couple of weeks ago and they were playing the Steve Harvey show and he was doling out advice. One woman called in to ask how to deal with her husband and sons' habit of pissing all over the bathroom (she was very specific and said they would pee on the toilet, floor, walls, and sometimes towels) and Steve Harvey was like "Men just can't aim! You just have to deal with it!" And it's a good thing I was really into my minestrone soup or I might have just burned everything down right there.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 19 September 2013 15:40 (ten years ago) link
― Neil S, Thursday, 19 September 2013 15:41 (ten years ago) link
that guy is not helping the evolution of the perception of men
― beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Thursday, 19 September 2013 15:42 (ten years ago) link
Personally I would have advised that woman to pack up and leave them all to their piss-soaked ways.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 19 September 2013 15:44 (ten years ago) link
jesus what
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Thursday, 19 September 2013 15:44 (ten years ago) link
geezus it's not like dicks have to be calibrated quarterly or anything. only time I've ever made any mess was when that weird 'dual stream' thing happens and that's usually when I'm very ill and I still clean it up.
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 19 September 2013 15:45 (ten years ago) link
sorry TMI but STeve Harvey offtm
if you live with other people you have to pull your standards up a lil or have shared dirtbag standards
tbh some of the messiest or grossest apartments I've been in were occupied by single women
― beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Thursday, 19 September 2013 15:47 (ten years ago) link
sometimes i'll listen to the steve harvey morning show on my way to work, and he says stupid shit like this all the time. that's generally when i change the dial and forget he exists for a few months.
― Spectrum, Thursday, 19 September 2013 15:49 (ten years ago) link
haha the dual stream thing, kind of never occurred to me that this actually happens to other people, even though seems kind of obvs now
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Thursday, 19 September 2013 15:49 (ten years ago) link
I wonder if he is laughing to himself as he pisses all over the bathroom, assuming his wife has bought the lie that it's totally normal behavior
― beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Thursday, 19 September 2013 15:50 (ten years ago) link
I have to admit, I almost didn't mention the dual stream thing for fear of sideeye, but it's good that someone...SOMEONE...out there understands this. This was the pep talk I needed this morning.
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 19 September 2013 15:51 (ten years ago) link
splitstream happens to EVERYONE I think, it's just that 99.99% of women wouldn't notice because they are sitting down
― You are kind, I am jerkface (DJP), Thursday, 19 September 2013 15:51 (ten years ago) link
I wish I could make it happen on command
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Thursday, 19 September 2013 15:52 (ten years ago) link
how i basically break it down to an extent:
1) pee is gross2) if you are a male over the age of 10 and you can't get the wee-wee into the container, which is essentially as difficult as throwing a pebble in an ocean, then you need to have your face rubbed in it every time you make a mistake
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 19 September 2013 15:53 (ten years ago) link
3) if you make a mistake ffs clean it up
.. offa yr face.
― Mark G, Thursday, 19 September 2013 15:54 (ten years ago) link
dual-streaming is a sign of self-abuse Neanderthal
― frogbs, Thursday, 19 September 2013 15:56 (ten years ago) link
I thought the split stream was common knowledge. I knew about it, anyway.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 19 September 2013 15:58 (ten years ago) link
"LIKE" and "SHARE" this picture if you agree that...
Do people really need to be told this still?
― Evan, Thursday, 19 September 2013 16:31 (ten years ago) link
have you met people?
― You are kind, I am jerkface (DJP), Thursday, 19 September 2013 16:33 (ten years ago) link
one of those who is always trying to fit in with the 'geeks' even though he isn't really one himself.
lol at trying to fit in with the geeks, shit is so fucked up these days
― you will not expect her to say, “Yea, cause you are the bomb. (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 19 September 2013 16:37 (ten years ago) link
― lag∞n, Thursday, 19 September 2013 16:48 (ten years ago) link
― You are kind, I am jerkface (DJP), Thursday, September 19, 2013 12:33 PM (24 minutes ago)
I try to avoid it. I'm off people.
― Evan, Thursday, 19 September 2013 16:58 (ten years ago) link
Evan otm.
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 19 September 2013 17:08 (ten years ago) link
far be it for me to agree with rubes like Slipknot but People Really Do = Shit
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 19 September 2013 17:09 (ten years ago) link
trenchant
― lag∞n, Thursday, 19 September 2013 17:11 (ten years ago) link
☪☮⚤✡i☯✞
― ☪☮⚤✡i☯✞ (am0n), Thursday, 19 September 2013 18:18 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/559809_648150091886525_948641238_n.jpg
― how's life, Friday, 20 September 2013 12:20 (ten years ago) link
No More Words ..... Just These Ones In Maroon With Extended Ellipses
― how's life, Friday, 20 September 2013 12:22 (ten years ago) link
are people even trying to hide their demand for facebook fame anymore? what happened to subtle guilt-tripping or a mildly witty caption?
― arctic mindbath (President of the People's Republic of Antarctica), Friday, 20 September 2013 12:35 (ten years ago) link
No More Words - Just Share!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIb9QUGjdIch
― Marlo Poco (Phil D.), Friday, 20 September 2013 12:42 (ten years ago) link
i don't know what the point of that "No More Words" is cos i'm pretty sure that in plenty of Western countries lots of people have to do hard physical labour just to live even in their old age
― Tyskie in the giro (Noodle Vague), Friday, 20 September 2013 13:08 (ten years ago) link
maybe a subliminal bike ad or something
― Tyskie in the giro (Noodle Vague), Friday, 20 September 2013 13:09 (ten years ago) link
must take pretty good bike skills to pedal with one hand and steer with the other
― i'll be your mraz (NickB), Friday, 20 September 2013 13:20 (ten years ago) link
didn't notice the missing leg, it raises more questions tbh
― Tyskie in the giro (Noodle Vague), Friday, 20 September 2013 13:23 (ten years ago) link
no more leg.....just stick
― lag∞n, Friday, 20 September 2013 13:26 (ten years ago) link
here is a picture of a guy...just share.
― scott seward, Friday, 20 September 2013 13:33 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-b-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/945993_525530777523093_1899096883_n.jpg
if you are a sucky mom...just share.
― scott seward, Friday, 20 September 2013 13:34 (ten years ago) link
to make a person come out of you,
― lag∞n, Friday, 20 September 2013 13:34 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-b-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1175190_521847634558074_191617653_n.jpg
― scott seward, Friday, 20 September 2013 13:35 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-a-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1176251_521709391238565_630230677_n.jpg
― scott seward, Friday, 20 September 2013 13:37 (ten years ago) link
that is a rolling theme among my facebook friends -- lotsa ppl giving themselves a hard time about their parenting
― special beet service (La Lechera), Friday, 20 September 2013 13:38 (ten years ago) link
"doing the right thing when you don't know what the right thing is" is how the Nazis started iirc
― Tyskie in the giro (Noodle Vague), Friday, 20 September 2013 13:39 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-b-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/563504_518099684932869_1328767542_n.png
― scott seward, Friday, 20 September 2013 13:40 (ten years ago) link
not a very original name for a kid...
what did you do to yr mother these are just her clothes what did you do to HER
― lag∞n, Friday, 20 September 2013 13:41 (ten years ago) link
i love mom pages. all self-sacrifice and booze.
https://scontent-a-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/999667_489632597779578_1508890070_n.jpg
― scott seward, Friday, 20 September 2013 13:42 (ten years ago) link
cher if you love sonny
― best null wave (bnw), Friday, 20 September 2013 13:42 (ten years ago) link
anyway, endless fun:
https://www.facebook.com/MomsOnly
― scott seward, Friday, 20 September 2013 13:43 (ten years ago) link
if someone here made a cher if you love sonny picture i would totally put it on my facebook.
― scott seward, Friday, 20 September 2013 13:45 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/0LPniP2.jpg
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Friday, 20 September 2013 14:11 (ten years ago) link
Wow, it must be tough getting through life as that person
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Friday, 20 September 2013 14:13 (ten years ago) link
i had a similar feeling when the guy who invented the doner kebab died
― Tyskie in the giro (Noodle Vague), Friday, 20 September 2013 14:14 (ten years ago) link
he was actually called Doner Kebab iirc
― Neil S, Friday, 20 September 2013 14:17 (ten years ago) link
Crazy thing is that it was John Deacon who made that macro.
― pplains, Friday, 20 September 2013 14:18 (ten years ago) link
xp it's an eponymous meaty treat
― Neil S, Friday, 20 September 2013 14:18 (ten years ago) link
eponymous nosh
― i'll be your mraz (NickB), Friday, 20 September 2013 14:21 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/vXRrfYg.jpg
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Friday, 20 September 2013 14:33 (ten years ago) link
Wait, once I have this baby I can't have pie anymore? NOBODY TOLD ME THIS.
― carl agatha, Friday, 20 September 2013 14:50 (ten years ago) link
This is bullshit.
― carl agatha, Friday, 20 September 2013 14:51 (ten years ago) link
you can have pie... but you have to make it, sry mom
― lag∞n, Friday, 20 September 2013 14:52 (ten years ago) link
you just have to make sure everyone else has pie first
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Friday, 20 September 2013 15:15 (ten years ago) link
or learn how to cut a friggin' pie.
― scott seward, Friday, 20 September 2013 15:17 (ten years ago) link
shockingly there's no DadsOnly FB group
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 20 September 2013 15:31 (ten years ago) link
https://www.facebook.com/DadsWhoDrinkAndStare
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Friday, 20 September 2013 15:42 (ten years ago) link
ugh, scrolling through that was like hanging out with my aunt's husband for too long
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Friday, 20 September 2013 15:54 (ten years ago) link
i want to do a slideshow of all the macros on that page set to fleetwod mac's "family man"
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Friday, 20 September 2013 15:57 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-b-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/1175037_472595659514310_392104908_n.jpg
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 20 September 2013 15:59 (ten years ago) link
I have this weird but salient memory of hanging out with him when I was like 11, and he insisted on playing me this Howard Stern video when my aunt went out, and it involved Howard Stern inviting women up on stage to have something called "Butt Bongo" played on them, and this one woman kept giggling and saying "But I'm a mother! I'm a mother!"
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Friday, 20 September 2013 16:00 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qf81ZxINQkQ
― Tyskie in the giro (Noodle Vague), Friday, 20 September 2013 16:19 (ten years ago) link
That Howard Stern video was called "Butt Bongo Fiesta," FYI.
― carl agatha, Friday, 20 September 2013 16:25 (ten years ago) link
I hate that I know that but even more I hate the frequency with which my brain will hork up the phrase "Butt Bongo Fiesta" as I'm going about my daily business.
― carl agatha, Friday, 20 September 2013 16:26 (ten years ago) link
(but I'm a mother)
― beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Friday, 20 September 2013 16:27 (ten years ago) link
The new Bob Marley
― Neil S, Friday, 20 September 2013 16:53 (ten years ago) link
"But I'm a mother."
― carl agatha, Friday, 20 September 2013 16:55 (ten years ago) link
"But I'm a mother-" "SHUT YO MOUTH!"
― You are kind, I am jerkface (DJP), Friday, 20 September 2013 16:58 (ten years ago) link
Smell my cheese you mother
― Neil S, Friday, 20 September 2013 17:06 (ten years ago) link
MotherDo you wanna bang butts with me
― Stupor Fly, Friday, 20 September 2013 21:18 (ten years ago) link
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-OaoKnGvmU0U/Ujxs2d3xYhI/AAAAAAAAFTU/kLEC6rVYXn4/w426-h312/IMG_1004.JPG
― obi wankin' obi (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 20 September 2013 22:02 (ten years ago) link
― Neil S, Saturday, 21 September 2013 03:06 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― obi wankin' obi (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 20 September 2013 22:03 (ten years ago) link
damn!
http://thehairpin.com/2013/09/8-headlines-that-sound-like-upworthy-but-are-simply-attempts-to-express-my-withering-contempt-for-that-collective-of-neo-liberal-douchebags/
― scott seward, Friday, 20 September 2013 22:30 (ten years ago) link
i used to think he said "knobber" xp
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Friday, 20 September 2013 22:30 (ten years ago) link
we've got our fingers on the zeitgeist over here. by like a day. is one of you sarah miller? there was a sarah miller writer i kinda knew in philly back in the day.
― scott seward, Friday, 20 September 2013 22:31 (ten years ago) link
lol my friend who's into a lot of political and social activism is trying to defend upworthy. I don't care if they signed up a thousand people to Unicef's mailing list or whatever, those headlines are horrible
― beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Friday, 20 September 2013 22:34 (ten years ago) link
totally the same sarah miller. i looked her up. she knew my friend lance. she was nice. and funny. she knew other people i knew too. wrote for the philadelphia weekly.
― scott seward, Friday, 20 September 2013 22:36 (ten years ago) link
I hate those variances of "Please share if you think cancer is horrible".
oh no sorry bro can't forward that, cancer is totally awesome bro
― Neanderthal, Friday, 20 September 2013 23:02 (ten years ago) link
well, that's the thing with something like facebook. it forces you to rub up against normal people on occasion. it isn't pleasant. that's why i've been hiding out here for so long. i never did myspace or any of the other ones. and i like the majority of my facebook friends, but every once in a while you are gonna see a friend's friend's post or whatever and then its eerily like real life where real people are and nobody wants that.
― scott seward, Friday, 20 September 2013 23:06 (ten years ago) link
I've faked my death a few times but always came out of retirement cuz people kept writing shit like "Glad you're dead" on my wall
― Neanderthal, Friday, 20 September 2013 23:09 (ten years ago) link
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Friday, 20 September 2013 23:10 (ten years ago) link
xp lol, otm
― flopson, Friday, 20 September 2013 23:13 (ten years ago) link
(xp scott)
http://i42.tinypic.com/22f3fk.jpg
― fresh (crüt), Saturday, 21 September 2013 02:38 (ten years ago) link
you will enjoy this if you are using the right side of your brain
I LOST THE RIGHT SIDE OF MY BRAIN IN VIETNAM YOU DICK
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 21 September 2013 02:49 (ten years ago) link
does it mean I'm using the right side of my brain when I'm wondering what the fuck happened to the other half of his head
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 21 September 2013 02:50 (ten years ago) link
no thats the WRONG side of your brain right folks
― lag∞n, Saturday, 21 September 2013 02:52 (ten years ago) link
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ZPgbCIkfLlQ/Ujcdcek5fFI/AAAAAAAAZ20/XtDIi9U5qmg/s1600/lifehack.jpg
― ^^ post obviously honoring and supporting Qualcomm (zachlyon), Saturday, 21 September 2013 06:28 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EL5jgVYW7aY
― sleepingbag, Saturday, 21 September 2013 06:34 (ten years ago) link
was gonna say, come outside with me for a sparkler and i will end you
― Tyskie in the giro (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 21 September 2013 08:58 (ten years ago) link
just don't smoke and talk to them
― Very gud laser controled organ. (Matt P), Saturday, 21 September 2013 08:59 (ten years ago) link
or smoke marijuana instead
― Very gud laser controled organ. (Matt P), Saturday, 21 September 2013 09:01 (ten years ago) link
i think me and weed have regretfully parted company
― Tyskie in the giro (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 21 September 2013 09:03 (ten years ago) link
http://31.media.tumblr.com/8edddacfea8418f3f2c5b04518d2e436/tumblr_msy466kMkv1sustufo1_r1_500.jpg
― carl agatha, Saturday, 21 September 2013 14:58 (ten years ago) link
is lifehackable a 10 year old kid in an anonymous mask?
― scott seward, Saturday, 21 September 2013 15:04 (ten years ago) link
class punishments are the act of a dick tho tbf
― Tyskie in the giro (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 21 September 2013 15:08 (ten years ago) link
teachers do it to get the main offenders beat up by their other classmates so they don't have to discipline them
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 21 September 2013 15:26 (ten years ago) link
did anybody else have fucking "silent lunch" in elementary school? where, when the teachers decided arbitrarily that the noise level in the cafeteria was too loud, so they turned the lights off and made you eat in silence?
Used to piss me off cuz I was a quiet kid but liked to talk to my friends and these loud mouthed assholes always got us silent lunch like every other day.
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 21 September 2013 15:29 (ten years ago) link
now i'm singing silent lunch to the tune of pavement's silence kit, it's catchy
― Saul Goodberg (by Musket and Pup Tent) (s.clover), Saturday, 21 September 2013 15:30 (ten years ago) link
i remember that. has anyone ever named their band that? they should.
― scott seward, Saturday, 21 September 2013 15:30 (ten years ago) link
I remember silent lunch.
― carl agatha, Saturday, 21 September 2013 15:58 (ten years ago) link
I remember revolting one day and flinging applesauce at our PE coach but that didn't turn out so well for me in the end
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 21 September 2013 15:59 (ten years ago) link
Sounds like lunchroom monitor hangover days
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Saturday, 21 September 2013 16:00 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/q71/577310_514510388631788_1096981895_n.jpg
― Saul Goodberg (by Musket and Pup Tent) (s.clover), Saturday, 21 September 2013 17:15 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMHRq7yGdkA
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 21 September 2013 17:19 (ten years ago) link
our playground was kinda lame. the only fun was playing kickball or football. and the latter ended when someone broke his pinky on a football, so the teachers said we couldn't play anymore, except with an eraser (like one of those big tabby pink ones). then the teachers put an end to that, so one day I went outside and the kids were playing invisible football, where they were pretending to throw the ball, and people were saying whether they caught it or not.
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 21 September 2013 17:23 (ten years ago) link
Silent lunch, a frozen moment when everyone hears what is on the end of every fork
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 21 September 2013 17:29 (ten years ago) link
That's beautiful.
― I have gathered no gaudy flowers of speech in other men's gardens (dowd), Saturday, 21 September 2013 17:54 (ten years ago) link
We had a "silent lunch" too, but it referred to the fact that we weren't supposed to talk about what happened during lunch.
― nickn, Saturday, 21 September 2013 18:23 (ten years ago) link
We'd have a silent lunch where we'd begin eating sandwiches with little fanfare before going all out a week later with an announcement about the sandwiches and everything.
― pplains, Saturday, 21 September 2013 18:30 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-b-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/562832_626667504040778_407786182_n.jpg
― scott seward, Saturday, 21 September 2013 20:42 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-a-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/1240471_626666140707581_116429615_n.jpg
― scott seward, Saturday, 21 September 2013 20:44 (ten years ago) link
* Don't get chopped up into tiny pieces
― scott seward, Saturday, 21 September 2013 20:45 (ten years ago) link
never move
― lag∞n, Saturday, 21 September 2013 20:45 (ten years ago) link
grow some leavesget infested by bugs
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 21 September 2013 20:49 (ten years ago) link
* let squirrels shit inside of you
― scott seward, Saturday, 21 September 2013 20:52 (ten years ago) link
* beware of images
― balls, Saturday, 21 September 2013 21:46 (ten years ago) link
* make like a me and leave
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 21 September 2013 22:30 (ten years ago) link
KNOW THE DIFFERENCE
http://img845.imageshack.us/img845/8448/kbu7.jpg
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 21 September 2013 22:37 (ten years ago) link
let squirrels shit inside of you
KUDOS
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 21 September 2013 23:17 (ten years ago) link
I don't understand why when ed begley jr. makes a movie we call it "transylvania 6-5000"
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Sunday, 22 September 2013 02:26 (ten years ago) link
Clive Barker just made a post:
What I cannot bear is "normality."
Oh Clive :(
― I have gathered no gaudy flowers of speech in other men's gardens (dowd), Sunday, 22 September 2013 03:53 (ten years ago) link
Sorry Clive, I thought of a new display name earlier, then I forgot it.
― What I cannot bear is "normality." (dowd), Sunday, 22 September 2013 04:09 (ten years ago) link
I have seen the new face of horror and it is dowd
― PRISON WARDEN CONSCIOUSNESS (4th Dimension) (Viceroy), Sunday, 22 September 2013 04:14 (ten years ago) link
mega icks at Neanderthal's one. Its sort of a brilliant troll in the all-round horribleness.
― Saul Goodberg (by Musket and Pup Tent) (s.clover), Sunday, 22 September 2013 04:27 (ten years ago) link
yeah it's gross all around
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 22 September 2013 06:37 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/15946_562789797103921_1109841345_n.jpg
― Saul Goodberg (by Musket and Pup Tent) (s.clover), Sunday, 22 September 2013 12:09 (ten years ago) link
that one rules
― T.S.O.Liot (CharlieS), Sunday, 22 September 2013 14:12 (ten years ago) link
Bullshit fakeness, main lonely reasonsAnd fashion victims post their pixeled memes
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 22 September 2013 14:19 (ten years ago) link
this was clearly written by bob marleyhttp://chronicle.com/article/Who-Really-Said-That-/141559/
― special beet service (La Lechera), Sunday, 22 September 2013 14:45 (ten years ago) link
ugh I thought the friend that posted that Feminist GIF I posted above as a joke, because he's normally a really intelligent guy, but it turns out he was serious. yeech. thankfully one of his friends called him out on it.
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 22 September 2013 17:11 (ten years ago) link
Oh, I just saw a belter on a friend-of-a-friend's page:
"You only live once" is literally a false statement. You live everyday, you only die once.
― ailsa, Sunday, 22 September 2013 17:26 (ten years ago) link
like to imagine a factory of daft 20-somethings staying up until 3 in the morning trying to come up with these life-affirming platitudes.
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 22 September 2013 17:31 (ten years ago) link
xpost um someone should tell them I'm pretty sure it's "You Only Live Twice", James Bond knows what's up
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 22 September 2013 17:39 (ten years ago) link
http://veryhilarious.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/spartacus-starbucks.jpg
I cracked a smile. I'm sorry.
― click here to start exploding (ledge), Monday, 23 September 2013 08:40 (ten years ago) link
I tried that, it did not work.
Admittedly, I said my name is Mark.
― Mark G, Monday, 23 September 2013 08:44 (ten years ago) link
I don't know why, but it's funnier if no-one follows? Just one sad person yelling out their name to get their Starbucks order. Depends on your sense of humour, I guess.
― What I cannot bear is "normality." (dowd), Monday, 23 September 2013 09:00 (ten years ago) link
Ayaan Hirsi Ali got some awards from right wing think tanks while the other one got some bigot fired. It's a results business afaic so I vote the one on the right (of the macro)
― you will not expect her to say, “Yea, cause you are the bomb. (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 23 September 2013 09:23 (ten years ago) link
dunno if he was a bigot so much as a creepy manchild but i'm happy not to explore the distinction
― Tyskie in the giro (Noodle Vague), Monday, 23 September 2013 10:46 (ten years ago) link
Spartacus thing would have been a lot better if two centurions had burst through the door and dragged him off to the cuntatorium.
― i'll be your mraz (NickB), Monday, 23 September 2013 11:03 (ten years ago) link
wouldve been funnier if it actually happened
― lag∞n, Monday, 23 September 2013 14:01 (ten years ago) link
http://fakestarbucksnames.tumblr.com/
― carl agatha, Monday, 23 September 2013 14:12 (ten years ago) link
^^ lagoon otm
Reminds me of those "Why I Got Kicked Out of Walmart" lists.
― pplains, Monday, 23 September 2013 14:12 (ten years ago) link
i've heard that Spartacus story that really happened from half a dozen people over the last 6 months
― Tyskie in the giro (Noodle Vague), Monday, 23 September 2013 14:13 (ten years ago) link
http://jokes.topstuff.net/joke/5X91lXxIslU
― carl agatha, Monday, 23 September 2013 14:22 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/5pu1dqS.png
― lag∞n, Monday, 23 September 2013 14:28 (ten years ago) link
xp zing
― Neil S, Monday, 23 September 2013 14:31 (ten years ago) link
― carl agatha, Monday, 23 September 2013 14:12 (21 minutes ago) Permalink
Reminds me of that Mr Show bit "I had cereal for breakfast. You see, that's funny because it's not true. I had french toast for breakfast."
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Monday, 23 September 2013 14:34 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/Fy1TBSl.jpg
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Monday, 23 September 2013 19:27 (ten years ago) link
monsterattheendofthisbook.jpg
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 23 September 2013 19:55 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/971183_625853694114517_1275237301_n.jpg
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 03:39 (ten years ago) link
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 03:43 (ten years ago) link
Profound.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 05:33 (ten years ago) link
I think that's from one of the I Fucking Love Science parody pages. I Fucking Love Science is the goddamn worst btw
― Andrew Kornfan, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 07:59 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1237948_222074807957971_1541816301_n.jpg
― how's life, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 12:25 (ten years ago) link
y'all should check The Love Warrior, btw.
cocaine bliss is a subset of illegal high tho
― you will not expect her to say, “Yea, cause you are the bomb. (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 12:43 (ten years ago) link
Cocaine isn't very blissful, IME.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 13:57 (ten years ago) link
A knife a fork a bottle and a cork that's the way we spell New York CLICK SHARE IF YOU AGREE, I KNOW 99% OF YOU WON'T SHARE THIS
― I'm disillusioned about what Labour are going to do to my asp (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 14:19 (ten years ago) link
YOU ARE:MY SUGAR RUSHMY COCAINE RANTMY ILLEGAL HIGHMY PERFECT KISS
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 17:32 (ten years ago) link
COME ON COME ON YOU WANT TO SEE ME FLY....
― Mark G, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 17:54 (ten years ago) link
Long and tiresome allegories I have known and hated:
http://comicsthatsaysomething.quora.com/A-Day-at-the-Park
― click here to start exploding (ledge), Wednesday, 25 September 2013 09:54 (ten years ago) link
That was alright..
― Mark G, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 10:23 (ten years ago) link
on what level?
i stopped reading way before the end because it just seemed to be taking an interminable length of time to make some really trite observation
― Tyskie in the giro (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 25 September 2013 10:28 (ten years ago) link
In which case, skip to the last pages, read on from "That's enough, young man"
― Mark G, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 10:30 (ten years ago) link
i take it back, it was taking an interminable length of time to say nothing
― Tyskie in the giro (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 25 September 2013 10:32 (ten years ago) link
there you go.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 10:37 (ten years ago) link
how's life, that is the worst cocteau twins EP ever
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Wednesday, 25 September 2013 13:08 (ten years ago) link
― how's life, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 13:14 (ten years ago) link
I really liked the art on that interminable comic, but yeah, I'm pretty sure it could have used way less words to explore that theme in a far less trite and annoying manner.
― emil.y, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 14:15 (ten years ago) link
That cartoon was confusing babble. The author was playing with paradox, but very ineptly. Oscar Wilde, now there was a man who could spin a paradox and most all of them could fit into four panels or less.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 22:55 (ten years ago) link
Would you say this was more or less rewarding than the long comic about the Russian orphan that ended in everybody's death?
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 23:13 (ten years ago) link
jfc i wanna kill it
― ^^ post obviously honoring and supporting Qualcomm (zachlyon), Wednesday, 25 September 2013 23:19 (ten years ago) link
i was just thinking, despite the artwork it's just as reddity as the russian orphan death comic
I can't even read enough of it to figure out where it's going.
― how's life, Thursday, 26 September 2013 00:14 (ten years ago) link
it seemed like a very thinly veiled science vs. religion debate.
― PRISON WARDEN CONSCIOUSNESS (4th Dimension) (Viceroy), Thursday, 26 September 2013 00:40 (ten years ago) link
Yeah it sounded like some kind of fluff that's supposed to make you think about the axioms you accept regarding our existence... Kind of exhausting though.
― Evan, Thursday, 26 September 2013 01:06 (ten years ago) link
Paradox was one of my class's vocab words today.
― Untt (La Lechera), Thursday, 26 September 2013 19:14 (ten years ago) link
the art on that was really cool but I don't know if it really needed to be 56,000 panels long
― frogbs, Thursday, 26 September 2013 19:59 (ten years ago) link
hahahttps://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/q71/1175620_10201658649775403_1419436219_n.jpg
― Untt (La Lechera), Friday, 27 September 2013 20:21 (ten years ago) link
Oh, okay. No reposting for me. :(
― emil.y, Friday, 27 September 2013 20:26 (ten years ago) link
Well, not recently, no. :(
― Mark G, Friday, 27 September 2013 20:45 (ten years ago) link
Dad should've taught that person to write a readable sentence
― 6 Tuesdays on every Tuesday. This is called dumpy pants. (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 27 September 2013 22:18 (ten years ago) link
Dad knows it too
Dad takes this post as a reminder of his failures
― 6 Tuesdays on every Tuesday. This is called dumpy pants. (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 27 September 2013 22:19 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1098534_552107568172480_499706318_n.jpg
― bizarro gazzara, Sunday, 29 September 2013 13:29 (ten years ago) link
can we still test on animal pedophiles tho
― I'm disillusioned about what Labour are going to do to my asp (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 29 September 2013 13:57 (ten years ago) link
it's funny because virgins get to have opinions about all kinds of deviant sexuality
― how do i shot cwmbran? (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 29 September 2013 22:46 (ten years ago) link
petaphiles
― cardamon, Monday, 30 September 2013 00:11 (ten years ago) link
― he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up (NotEnough), Monday, 30 September 2013 06:40 (ten years ago) link
Oh, so is it the pedophiles that are supposed to do the animal testing? I guess seeing as how they are in prison, they got some other people to deputise for them.
― Mark G, Monday, 30 September 2013 08:30 (ten years ago) link
"I don't know, little girl, I'm only interested in fucking and carrots"
― I'm disillusioned about what Labour are going to do to my asp (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 30 September 2013 09:08 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1377156_10151932026133287_1810431862_n.jpg
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 1 October 2013 15:22 (ten years ago) link
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 1 October 2013 15:25 (ten years ago) link
that is amazing
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 1 October 2013 15:28 (ten years ago) link
i just...can't...everything about it
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 1 October 2013 15:30 (ten years ago) link
going to facebook.com/sharesfromyouraunt kind of ruins it :-\
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 1 October 2013 15:30 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyrONsewQW8&feature=youtu.be
― Mark G, Tuesday, 1 October 2013 15:31 (ten years ago) link
xp meh, it's still well done even if it's deliberate
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 1 October 2013 15:33 (ten years ago) link
y'all know martin luther king wus a womanizer, right?
*spits tobacco on floor*
― I'm disillusioned about what Labour are going to do to my asp (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 1 October 2013 15:41 (ten years ago) link
like=yes share=no is hilarious, i give it a thumbs up for that alone
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 1 October 2013 16:21 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-b-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1378130_10151955240046081_1145669386_n.jpg
― cardamon, Wednesday, 2 October 2013 03:20 (ten years ago) link
haha but thats not a picture of the woods
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 2 October 2013 03:21 (ten years ago) link
It came with this in its sidebar:
“Every walk to the woods is a religious rite, every bath in the stream is a saving ordinance. Communion service is at all hours, and the bread and wine are from the heart and marrow of Mother Earth. There are no heretics in Nature’s church; all are believers, all are communicants. The beauty of natural religion is that you have it all the time; you do not have to seek it afar off in myths and legends, in catacombs, in garbled texts, in miracles of dead saints or wine-bibbing friars. It is of today; it is now and here; it is everywhere.” ~John Burroughs, Accepting the Universe
― cardamon, Wednesday, 2 October 2013 03:22 (ten years ago) link
Yeah that's Angkor Wat innit?
would be my guess
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 2 October 2013 03:23 (ten years ago) link
Mighty Tree of Natural Religion smashing up Ye Dark Temple of Nasty Religion
Dastardly wine-bibbing friars of angkor wat
― cardamon, Wednesday, 2 October 2013 03:23 (ten years ago) link
wait so
has the demotivational poster meme completely swung back around into motivational territory now
― ^^ post obviously honoring and supporting Qualcomm (zachlyon), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 04:16 (ten years ago) link
― cardamon, Wednesday, 2 October 2013 13:22 (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
it's the jungle temple near angkor wat, and the locals are immensely proud of tomb raider being shot there the deep history of the site
― obi wankin' obi (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 12:25 (ten years ago) link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ta_Prohm
― obi wankin' obi (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 12:28 (ten years ago) link
i recognized it from a tomb raider game
― "Max's Original Starship" Vol. 3 (sunny successor), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 17:05 (ten years ago) link
i been there
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 2 October 2013 17:38 (ten years ago) link
practicing pantheist
― beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 17:56 (ten years ago) link
personal pantheist
― clouds, Wednesday, 2 October 2013 18:04 (ten years ago) link
https://fbstatic-a.akamaihd.net/rsrc.php/v2/y4/r/-PAXP-deijE.gif
― cardamon, Thursday, 3 October 2013 06:46 (ten years ago) link
http://www.brainpickings.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/joandidion.jpg
― cardamon, Thursday, 3 October 2013 06:47 (ten years ago) link
that is a hellll of a boner
― Victims’ tears deter rodent paedophiles (darraghmac), Thursday, 3 October 2013 09:02 (ten years ago) link
ahhhhh
― socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 3 October 2013 14:16 (ten years ago) link
Font: Coffee Shop
― Evan, Thursday, 3 October 2013 14:37 (ten years ago) link
i just like the background on this. like a black hole. kinda trippy.
https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1375766_10200754281955803_1233344152_n.jpg
― scott seward, Friday, 4 October 2013 01:39 (ten years ago) link
re~post
seriously. seriously?
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 4 October 2013 01:44 (ten years ago) link
re do something like posting it if you agree or whatever
― lag∞n, Friday, 4 October 2013 01:45 (ten years ago) link
argh i know this is the wrong thread but acting like the problem here is "congress" is just RAGEFACE
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Friday, 4 October 2013 02:02 (ten years ago) link
i just meant using a tilde instead of a hyphen
like what is wrong with a hyphen
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 4 October 2013 02:12 (ten years ago) link
yes punctuation is the most offensive part of that macro
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Friday, 4 October 2013 03:14 (ten years ago) link
Not fancy enough, use the fancy hyphen always xpost.
― Evan, Friday, 4 October 2013 03:17 (ten years ago) link
*always.
xpost*
in my fb feed this morning lol
http://i41.tinypic.com/sgjz37.jpg
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Friday, 4 October 2013 11:10 (ten years ago) link
reposting
― Neil S, Friday, 4 October 2013 11:32 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/fxzpfQb.jpg
― li'l sebastian, Friday, 4 October 2013 16:51 (ten years ago) link
ain't no such thing as halfway crooks
― Neanderthal, Friday, 4 October 2013 16:52 (ten years ago) link
is that Queen Elizabeth?
― silverfish, Friday, 4 October 2013 17:04 (ten years ago) link
Glock Save the Queen
― Neanderthal, Friday, 4 October 2013 17:06 (ten years ago) link
Oh, there she is - the Queen.
― cardamon, Friday, 4 October 2013 17:52 (ten years ago) link
How many monarchs gonna die for you
― Neanderthal, Friday, 4 October 2013 17:59 (ten years ago) link
death comes for us all, ma'am.
― clouds, Saturday, 5 October 2013 02:53 (ten years ago) link
people reposting shit from "teabonics". It's anti-tea party shit which is fine, but why are you using "Ebonics" as a negative-associated base in your verbiage? Seems prejudiced
― beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Saturday, 5 October 2013 05:01 (ten years ago) link
"teanglish" wd be more of a stretch?
― lusty thoughts of big, strong, powerful hipsters (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 5 October 2013 08:04 (ten years ago) link
It'd be a stretch, but I feel like there's some sort of negative connotation of "ebonics" being invoked here
― beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Saturday, 5 October 2013 15:44 (ten years ago) link
say what
― lag∞n, Saturday, 5 October 2013 15:45 (ten years ago) link
SAVE (s is for stupid) would be more appropriate obvs
― Untt (La Lechera), Saturday, 5 October 2013 15:50 (ten years ago) link
Too obvious but these things show up so rarely in my feed:
https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1375281_616307821742012_663752728_n.jpg
― disgruntled punter (Je55e), Saturday, 5 October 2013 22:13 (ten years ago) link
chicken wire keeps out the drug mule chickens from entering, wtf else do they want
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 5 October 2013 22:21 (ten years ago) link
thanks, Obama!
― beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Saturday, 5 October 2013 22:21 (ten years ago) link
this showed up today
i just
http://i412.photobucket.com/albums/pp201/sharonjoy666/82BE0D2E-90F0-448F-BD8A-85B76555F678-3347-000006760B19D680_zps3f23e090.jpg
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 5 October 2013 22:25 (ten years ago) link
i'm baffled
http://i41.tinypic.com/29dhiep.png
― sleepingbag, Sunday, 6 October 2013 04:45 (ten years ago) link
lol at not even being able to keep the last name consistent within the same GIF meme
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 6 October 2013 04:47 (ten years ago) link
http://temp_thoughts_resize.s3.amazonaws.com/57/8d3920cefe651a94f34f4bab044123/Letting-Go-of-Yesterdays-Junk.jpg
Let go of of your junk!
― Are you a horse? (onimo), Sunday, 6 October 2013 08:35 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1378391_547663345302359_1995634183_n.jpg
― how's life, Sunday, 6 October 2013 10:19 (ten years ago) link
from JustGirlyThings
― how's life, Sunday, 6 October 2013 10:20 (ten years ago) link
most responses (on the JustGirlyThings page, not on the share) were variations on "Run, bitch!"
"poor Photoshopping"
― Neil S, Sunday, 6 October 2013 11:06 (ten years ago) link
laughing so hard at thinking of Channing Tatum saying "duhhhhhh WIFE HAS BABY"
― marky markers & the blinky bunch (some dude), Sunday, 6 October 2013 12:40 (ten years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 6 October 2013 14:20 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/nrC5gjR.jpg
― 乒乓, Sunday, 6 October 2013 16:53 (ten years ago) link
ending your life?
― clouds, Sunday, 6 October 2013 17:02 (ten years ago) link
lol!
― Untt (La Lechera), Sunday, 6 October 2013 17:28 (ten years ago) link
omg god totally spotted me $20
thx big guy
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 6 October 2013 18:02 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/f9DPBLo.jpg
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 6 October 2013 20:40 (ten years ago) link
MIND BLOWN
― Neil S, Sunday, 6 October 2013 20:49 (ten years ago) link
http://i1283.photobucket.com/albums/a551/emily_simpson1/collegemacro_zps99844731.png
― emilys., Monday, 7 October 2013 00:43 (ten years ago) link
that says a lot about how much you learned in college
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 7 October 2013 00:45 (ten years ago) link
"everything I learned in college essentially revolved around what to use as emergency rolling papers"
― Neanderthal, Monday, 7 October 2013 01:01 (ten years ago) link
maybe u should have gone to class more
― beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Monday, 7 October 2013 01:05 (ten years ago) link
Even if the internet now offered a free in-depth tutorial about how to find everything on the internet you might want to know, many tens of millions of people who have not taken that tutorial would not be able to find it and take it. Additionally, information simply existing somewhere is not equivalent to being taught that information in a coherent manner, with feedback about how well one has mastered the material.
― Aimless, Monday, 7 October 2013 05:01 (ten years ago) link
http://i412.photobucket.com/albums/pp201/sharonjoy666/554FFACC-FD81-40D5-A878-80F27F0E6C04-4503-00000795264168F4_zpsf0b8a638.jpg
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 7 October 2013 05:20 (ten years ago) link
educated ambitious goal-driven white guy of faith thinkin' baout the gravy stain on his tie
― Aimless, Monday, 7 October 2013 05:27 (ten years ago) link
is that Ryan Gosling
― Andrew Kornfan, Monday, 7 October 2013 05:30 (ten years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 7 October 2013 05:31 (ten years ago) link
step off, dudes with swag
http://www.lushquotes.com/pics/drake/I-like-Ryan-Gosling-as-an-actor.-I-watch-all-of-his-movies,-and-he
― Roz, Monday, 7 October 2013 06:37 (ten years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 7 October 2013 06:40 (ten years ago) link
nice of Facebook macro creator to mansplain what "more girls" should be infatuated with
― Neil S, Monday, 7 October 2013 08:31 (ten years ago) link
lol, just once, I'd like to see one of those flip the formula, like 'more women should ditch these fucking poindexters and put out for coked up boy racers instead'
― I'm disillusioned about what Labour are going to do to my asp (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 7 October 2013 10:03 (ten years ago) link
boy racers, bananaman?
― how's life, Monday, 7 October 2013 11:57 (ten years ago) link
hot-rodders in your parlance old bean
― Bap & Ounge (Noodle Vague), Monday, 7 October 2013 12:02 (ten years ago) link
Ha, I guess mixing poindexters and boy-racers in the same sentence means that pretty much no-one will understand it.
― I'm disillusioned about what Labour are going to do to my asp (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 7 October 2013 12:54 (ten years ago) link
ladies why r u so into cool guys when u could be into guys who give you money
― lag∞n, Monday, 7 October 2013 14:11 (ten years ago) link
i am only into guys who have mad faith not mad cash *folds arms*
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 7 October 2013 23:35 (ten years ago) link
u shd totally be into different kinds of guys to the ones ur into tho O LORD MAKE THE SCALES FALL FROM THEIR EYES LIKE SAUL OF TARSUS
― I'm disillusioned about what Labour are going to do to my asp (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 09:11 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/14514_638705379502789_1452319623_n.jpg
― My god. Pure ideology. (ey), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 12:16 (ten years ago) link
somebody send that to the House Republicans
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 14:25 (ten years ago) link
or to a hippie bible camp from the late 1970s
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 14:27 (ten years ago) link
practice compassionstand up comedytalk to strangers
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 14:53 (ten years ago) link
does it not matter that strangers probably dont want to talk to you?
― No more kisses (sunny successor), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 15:06 (ten years ago) link
if anyone gets in the way of my self actualization lord help them theyre gonna need their own macro
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 15:08 (ten years ago) link
At First I Was All, 'Really, David Blaine?' But By The Time He Started Crying, I Was A Fan.
― disgruntled punter (Je55e), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 18:08 (ten years ago) link
wife the slate clean
― ^^ post obviously honoring and supporting Qualcomm (zachlyon), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 23:47 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1380478_554135607988466_1635537742_n.jpg
― fresh (crüt), Saturday, 12 October 2013 15:39 (ten years ago) link
they do seem to grin a lot when they tell me I'm going to Hell
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 12 October 2013 15:40 (ten years ago) link
but my record collection is better
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 12 October 2013 15:41 (ten years ago) link
http://img571.imageshack.us/img571/8386/do7f.jpg
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 12 October 2013 15:44 (ten years ago) link
i was just thinking how funny it is that fbook still doesn't allow animated gifs even though this shit has so fully permeated fbook's aesthetic and is way worse than whatever blingee/myspace cutseyness zuck was trying to distance himself from way back in 2006
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Saturday, 12 October 2013 16:09 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/0HzDNOu.jpg
― Remember! The cormorant is a big brrd. It has got a long neck. (unregistered), Saturday, 12 October 2013 23:29 (ten years ago) link
always thought that Crosby Stills and Nash song didn't hold up well to its predecessor
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 13 October 2013 00:00 (ten years ago) link
― Remember! The cormorant is a big brrd. It has got a long neck. (unregistered), Sunday, 13 October 2013 00:03 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-b-pao.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/1395325_3443102494259_749376367_n.jpg
this has got to be a joke.
― et rottent land hvor nisser bor (chilli), Sunday, 13 October 2013 01:40 (ten years ago) link
Not quite.
Mother's boyfriend
― nickn, Sunday, 13 October 2013 05:24 (ten years ago) link
i was talking more about the image itself, which is incredibly corny and somehow full of compression artifacts despite being so recent. it's horrible to read that though, hope i don't come off as insensitive :(
― et rottent land hvor nisser bor (chilli), Sunday, 13 October 2013 09:12 (ten years ago) link
It's that pic not you, obv
― Mark G, Sunday, 13 October 2013 10:04 (ten years ago) link
Let your children develop their own damn opinions (within a range 'invisibly' delimited by the unacknowledged ideology of everyday life – which is always already the context to this image, and to your life, and the lives of your children).
― cardamon, Sunday, 13 October 2013 11:35 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1382213_580186562035062_1883960912_n.jpg
― My god. Pure ideology. (ey), Sunday, 13 October 2013 18:24 (ten years ago) link
where's the goddamn butterfly emerging from a chrysalis in that pic?
― Aimless, Sunday, 13 October 2013 18:31 (ten years ago) link
Reference to this intentional?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJexHVklwKI
― emil.y, Sunday, 13 October 2013 18:34 (ten years ago) link
Like Gore Vidal once said, "Once you break the ice with me, you'll find a lot of cold water."
― pplains, Sunday, 13 October 2013 18:39 (ten years ago) link
nice
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 13 October 2013 18:47 (ten years ago) link
http://www.viruscomix.com/monstrepancies.jpg
― how's life, Sunday, 13 October 2013 19:12 (ten years ago) link
http://www.viruscomix.com/page528.html
― how's life, Sunday, 13 October 2013 19:13 (ten years ago) link
Minor lol at the "fortunate" one.
― nickn, Sunday, 13 October 2013 19:18 (ten years ago) link
I like the sexuality one tbh, seems fairly true to life
― cardamon, Sunday, 13 October 2013 21:41 (ten years ago) link
all genders are monsters
― ^^ post obviously honoring and supporting Qualcomm (zachlyon), Sunday, 13 October 2013 22:03 (ten years ago) link
http://d2hjf9a2dz967u.cloudfront.net/posts/main_images/17/original/day8.jpg?1381439407
― Mark G, Tuesday, 15 October 2013 10:08 (ten years ago) link
hasn't worked out the Bob Marley technique yet
― I like to tackle hard and am crazy (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 15 October 2013 11:05 (ten years ago) link
(That's Banksy, btw)
― Mark G, Tuesday, 15 October 2013 11:08 (ten years ago) link
http://d2hjf9a2dz967u.cloudfront.net/posts/main_images/17/original/day8.jpg?1381439407" class="noborder">
- Banksy
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 15 October 2013 12:37 (ten years ago) link
Yep, that one.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 15 October 2013 12:38 (ten years ago) link
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-OpD28Wwdldc/USP9HTDudfI/AAAAAAAAIYM/VkDLINydfRA/s640/15ac866a6fcd1314b9ce2373a910b071.jpg
Sorry if this is a repost.
― posing pointless essay questions/indulging in a bit of mild handwringing (bends), Friday, 18 October 2013 23:20 (ten years ago) link
Not actually from Facebook, but from this website which seems to be a goldmine for these things:
http://pmp-oneinamillion.blogspot.co.uk/
― posing pointless essay questions/indulging in a bit of mild handwringing (bends), Friday, 18 October 2013 23:22 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/TeCa3QX.jpg
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Saturday, 19 October 2013 14:28 (ten years ago) link
barrrrrrrrrrrrrrf
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 19 October 2013 14:31 (ten years ago) link
wow that dude is super fast at getting ready
― lag∞n, Saturday, 19 October 2013 14:32 (ten years ago) link
change his ready time to 7:05 and try to make him cut himself shaving
― deez so unusual (some dude), Saturday, 19 October 2013 14:36 (ten years ago) link
ain't no way a dude spends that little time on the can, and without reading material
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 19 October 2013 14:38 (ten years ago) link
girls dont poop btw
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Saturday, 19 October 2013 14:40 (ten years ago) link
kinda grossed out that neither of them bathe
― Moodles, Saturday, 19 October 2013 15:27 (ten years ago) link
dude must have bathed between pooping and shaving, unless he just likes wearing the towel for ritual purposes
are we supposed to gather from this that women are less evolved than men
― j., Saturday, 19 October 2013 15:31 (ten years ago) link
women dont have to be to work until 10, mans do work at 730
― lag∞n, Saturday, 19 October 2013 15:34 (ten years ago) link
milkman?
― Mark G, Saturday, 19 October 2013 15:35 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/q71/1374122_10151985945300522_1029092397_n.jpg
All internet copy needs to be text printed out on a piece of paper, photographed and then posted.
― pplains, Saturday, 19 October 2013 16:29 (ten years ago) link
i'm going to a surprise birthday party for a friend tonite
the way his wife chose to invite everyone (since she has more people's mobile numbers than email addresses) was to type out the invitation/instructions on a word processor, print it out, take a photo of the printout with her phone, then send that photo as a text message to everyone <3 <3
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Saturday, 19 October 2013 16:33 (ten years ago) link
Where do they no longer say the pledge of allegiance? Every public school in Texas does this. Is it a west coast thing? How hard is it to disprove this? This one drives me up a wall! I'll shut up now.
― Liquid Plejades, Saturday, 19 October 2013 16:51 (ten years ago) link
"LET'S SEE HOW MANY AMERICANS DON'T CARE ABOUT OFFENDING SOMEONE!"
― chimped the keeper (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 19 October 2013 16:57 (ten years ago) link
Pretty rad to live in such a free country and yet have to pledge your allegiance. Really makes you think about freedom! Why there must be countries out there where people aren't pressured to show their undying devotion to the Law of the State and it just makes me sad that those people don't know that freedom.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 19 October 2013 17:00 (ten years ago) link
China!
If you agree, like China. If you disagree, repost China!
― Mark G, Saturday, 19 October 2013 17:11 (ten years ago) link
share China!
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 19 October 2013 17:12 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1378376_229984057164342_981684123_n.jpg
― cardamon, Sunday, 20 October 2013 20:34 (ten years ago) link
I think we have a winner in the image degradation stakes, and now I come to think of it the intelligence degradation stakes too...
― I like to think I have learnt a thing or two about music (Neil S), Sunday, 20 October 2013 20:54 (ten years ago) link
Where do they no longer say the pledge of allegiance? Every public school in Texas does this. Is it a west coast thing?
They don't do it here in Wisconsin. When I was a kid (in the suburban Northeast) we said the pledge of allegiance every day and then sang a patriotic song (rotating between America the Beautiful, My Country Tis of Thee, and Battle Hymn of the Republic iirc.) So I don't actually think it's a made-up thing that there is less compulsory public expression of patriotism for schoolchildren then there was several decades ago.
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 20 October 2013 21:09 (ten years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BXC3_JNCQAA5hhZ.jpg
― obi wankin' obi (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 21 October 2013 00:54 (ten years ago) link
i can see the author indignantly flicking his/her bangs as he/she wrote that last part
― obi wankin' obi (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 21 October 2013 00:55 (ten years ago) link
fuck trees
― ^^ post obviously honoring and supporting Qualcomm (zachlyon), Monday, 21 October 2013 02:32 (ten years ago) link
If you could, you would be planting so many trees and you'd probably save the planet too.
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 21 October 2013 02:38 (ten years ago) link
forgot it's the lack of trees melting the ice caps
― ^^ post obviously honoring and supporting Qualcomm (zachlyon), Monday, 21 October 2013 02:38 (ten years ago) link
I'm certainly not anti-tree but tbh I thought most of the breathable oxygen on the planet was produced by algae. Save the planet, grow some pond scum.
― Viceroy, Monday, 21 October 2013 02:39 (ten years ago) link
fuck you i'll eat all the pond scum i want
― ^^ post obviously honoring and supporting Qualcomm (zachlyon), Monday, 21 October 2013 02:45 (ten years ago) link
fucking bleeding hearts
yeah phytoplankton in general i think
― balls, Monday, 21 October 2013 03:04 (ten years ago) link
tiny little floating trees
― three times a LAD (seandalai), Monday, 21 October 2013 12:42 (ten years ago) link
http://boringasheck.com/2013/10/21/science-for-the-epic-motherfreaking-win/
― dell (del), Tuesday, 22 October 2013 03:06 (ten years ago) link
imagine if pond scum gave off wifi signals
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 22 October 2013 03:23 (ten years ago) link
Pretty rad to live in such a free country and yet have to pledge your allegiance.
I got sent to the principal's office in hs for not standing up and saying it. Then they called my parents bc I wasn't 18 yet or some nonsense
― dell (del), Tuesday, 22 October 2013 03:24 (ten years ago) link
I had to bring in a Note
― dell (del), Tuesday, 22 October 2013 03:28 (ten years ago) link
*Cum's*October 21, 2013 at 4:25 pm*Cum’s*
― ian, Tuesday, 22 October 2013 03:28 (ten years ago) link
― dell (del), Monday, October 21, 2013 11:06 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― ^^ post obviously honoring and supporting Qualcomm (zachlyon), Tuesday, 22 October 2013 03:32 (ten years ago) link
Tesla much? He’s epic as hell, which, by the way, is where Edison is. Or he would be, if hell was a real place, which it’s not. That reminds me, you see that image macro about how stupid those failshit Christians are? Bacon for the win.
lmfao
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 22 October 2013 05:40 (ten years ago) link
http://hazelnutcottage.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451c47469e2013485990517970c-800wi
― Mark G, Tuesday, 22 October 2013 10:15 (ten years ago) link
She dared to eat with her mouth wide open
― as a chocolate salesperson (ledge), Tuesday, 22 October 2013 10:17 (ten years ago) link
which is how she got the infection
― if i could just chimp in for a moment (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 22 October 2013 11:01 (ten years ago) link
aorta be a law against it
― gotta lol geir (NickB), Tuesday, 22 October 2013 11:03 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/sai9fCx.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 22 October 2013 13:24 (ten years ago) link
guilty lol
― mh, Tuesday, 22 October 2013 13:58 (ten years ago) link
omg haaaaaa
― Bitch Fantastic (DJP), Tuesday, 22 October 2013 14:03 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/10006_575963929118849_3945665_n.jpg
Stiiiiiiiiiill falling for it.
― steames artpop (how's life), Tuesday, 22 October 2013 15:35 (ten years ago) link
So, is there going to be a big party in two years, minus one day, then?
― Mark G, Tuesday, 22 October 2013 16:00 (ten years ago) link
http://martymcflyarrivestoday.tumblr.com
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 22 October 2013 16:05 (ten years ago) link
POLICE INFORMATIONThe first bit is mainly for women, but gents , please read it and send it on to any women you care about. The second bit is a warning to all of us!Some sound advice for us all, as we all sometimes forget to take our commonsense with us when we go out.This is from Northants Police Women.....Please read, and pass on.An important message from the Police -please pass this along to all the women you know.....This actually happened a few weeks ago on the M3 FLEET SERVICES!!!It was early evening, and a young girl stopped to get petrol. She filled her tank and walked into the store to pay for her petrol. The cashier told her, 'Don't pay for your petrol yet......walk around the store for a while, and act as if you're picking up some other things to buy. A man just got into the back of your car. I've called the police, and they're on their way'.When the police arrived, they found the man in the back seat of the girl's car and asked him what he was doing. He replied, he was joining a gang, and the initiation to join is to kidnap a woman and bring her back to the gang to be raped by every member of the gang. If the woman was still alive by the time they finish with her then they let her go. According to the police that night, there is a new gang forming here, originating from London . The scary part of this is, because the guy didn't have a weapon on him, the police could only charge him with trespassing....He's back on the street and free to try again. Something similar to this happened at the Tesco garage on Cardiff Road in Newport recently, but luckily the cashier saw the man get into her car. Please be aware of what's going on around you, and warn your family and friends.LADIES, you or one of your family or friends could be the next victim. Please forward this on to everyone you know. Please do not discard this message; it is very important that everyone knows what is happening. Please be careful when leaving your vehicle, and make sure it is ALWAYS LOCKED to prevent this from happening to you.MET POLICEIn light of the recent kidnapping and now murder of Leigh Mathews, I think it is important to read the following info for your own safety. Things women should know to stay safe: Please take the time to read these pointers. There may be just one or two you hadn't thought of. After reading this, forward it to someone you care about. It never hurts to be careful in this crazy world we live in.1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do!2. if a robber asks for your handbag, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you..... He is probably more interested in your handbag than you, and he will go for the handbag. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!3. if you are ever thrown into the boot of a car: Kick out the back tail lights, and stick your arm through the hole and start waving. The driver won't see you, but everybody else will. This has saved lives.4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping, eating, working, etc, and just sit (doing their cheque book, or making a list). DON'T DO THIS! A predator could be watching you and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side, and attack you. AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR LOCK THE DOORS AND LEAVE.5. A few notes about getting into your car in car park:a) Be aware: look around you, look into your car, look at the passenger side floor, and check the back seat.b) If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most attacker’s surprise their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.c) Look at the car parked on the driver's side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the shop, or work, and get guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)6. ALWAYS take the lift instead of the stairs. Stairwells are horrible places to be alone, and the perfect crime spot.7. if the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; and even then, it most likely WILL NOT BE A VITAL ORGAN8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic:STOP IT! It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women, He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked "for help" into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.9. Another safety point:Someone just told me that her friend heard a crying baby on her porch the night before last, and she called the police because it was late and she thought it was weird. The police told her, 'Whatever you do, DO NOT open the door.' The lady then said that it sounded like the baby had crawled near a window, and she was worried that it would crawl to the street and get run over. The policeman said, 'We already have a unit on the way. Whatever you do, DO NOT open the door.' He told her that they think a serial killer has a baby's cry recorded and uses it to coax women out of their homes, thinking that someone dropped off a baby. He said they have not verified it, but have had several calls from women saying that they hear babies' cries outside their doors when they're home alone at night.I'd like you to forward this to all the women you know. It may save a life.A candle is not dimmed by lighting another candle. Send this to any woman you know who may need to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it, and it's better safe than sorry.TO ALL CAR OWNERS AND CAR DRIVERS: PLEASE READWarning!!!! Be aware of new car-jacking scheme ..You walk across the car park, unlock your car and get inside. Then you lock all your doors, start the engine and shift or put into reverse. You look into the rear-view mirror to back out of your parking space, and you notice apiece of paper stuck to the middle of the rear window. So, you shift the gear stick back into park or neutral, unlock your doors and jump out of your car to remove that paper, or whatever it is that is obstructing your view.When you reach the back of your car that is when the car-jackers appear out of nowhere, jump into your car and takeoff!! Your engine was running, you would have left your purse in the car, and they practically mow you down as they speed off in your car.BE AWARE OF THIS NEW SCHEME THAT IS NOW BEING USED IN LONDON , MANCHESTER , AND MAKING ITS WAY ACROSS THE COUNTRY!!!Just drive away, and remove the paper later! It is stuck to your window, and be thankful that you read this email. I hope you will forward this to friends and family, especially to women! A purse contains all identification, and you certainly do NOT want someone getting your home address. They already HAVE you keys!JUST BE AWARE AND TAKE CARE -- IT WILL PROBABLY SOON ARRIVE IN YOUR AREA....
The first bit is mainly for women, but gents , please read it and send it on to any women you care about. The second bit is a warning to all of us!
Some sound advice for us all, as we all sometimes forget to take our commonsense with us when we go out.This is from Northants Police Women.....
Please read, and pass on.
An important message from the Police -please pass this along to all the women you know.....
This actually happened a few weeks ago on the M3 FLEET SERVICES!!!
It was early evening, and a young girl stopped to get petrol. She filled her tank and walked into the store to pay for her petrol. The cashier told her, 'Don't pay for your petrol yet......walk around the store for a while, and act as if you're picking up some other things to buy. A man just got into the back of your car. I've called the police, and they're on their way'.
When the police arrived, they found the man in the back seat of the girl's car and asked him what he was doing. He replied, he was joining a gang, and the initiation to join is to kidnap a woman and bring her back to the gang to be raped by every member of the gang. If the woman was still alive by the time they finish with her then they let her go. According to the police that night, there is a new gang forming here, originating from London . The scary part of this is, because the guy didn't have a weapon on him, the police could only charge him with trespassing....
He's back on the street and free to try again. Something similar to this happened at the Tesco garage on Cardiff Road in Newport recently, but luckily the cashier saw the man get into her car. Please be aware of what's going on around you, and warn your family and friends.
LADIES, you or one of your family or friends could be the next victim. Please forward this on to everyone you know. Please do not discard this message; it is very important that everyone knows what is happening. Please be careful when leaving your vehicle, and make sure it is ALWAYS LOCKED to prevent this from happening to you.
MET POLICE
In light of the recent kidnapping and now murder of Leigh Mathews, I think it is important to read the following info for your own safety. Things women should know to stay safe: Please take the time to read these pointers. There may be just one or two you hadn't thought of. After reading this, forward it to someone you care about. It never hurts to be careful in this crazy world we live in.
1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do!
2. if a robber asks for your handbag, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you..... He is probably more interested in your handbag than you, and he will go for the handbag. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!
3. if you are ever thrown into the boot of a car: Kick out the back tail lights, and stick your arm through the hole and start waving. The driver won't see you, but everybody else will. This has saved lives.
4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping, eating, working, etc, and just sit (doing their cheque book, or making a list). DON'T DO THIS! A predator could be watching you and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side, and attack you. AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR LOCK THE DOORS AND LEAVE.
5. A few notes about getting into your car in car park:
a) Be aware: look around you, look into your car, look at the passenger side floor, and check the back seat.
b) If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most attacker’s surprise their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.
c) Look at the car parked on the driver's side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the shop, or work, and get guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)
6. ALWAYS take the lift instead of the stairs. Stairwells are horrible places to be alone, and the perfect crime spot.
7. if the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; and even then, it most likely WILL NOT BE A VITAL ORGAN
8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic:STOP IT! It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women, He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked "for help" into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.
9. Another safety point:Someone just told me that her friend heard a crying baby on her porch the night before last, and she called the police because it was late and she thought it was weird. The police told her, 'Whatever you do, DO NOT open the door.' The lady then said that it sounded like the baby had crawled near a window, and she was worried that it would crawl to the street and get run over. The policeman said, 'We already have a unit on the way. Whatever you do, DO NOT open the door.' He told her that they think a serial killer has a baby's cry recorded and uses it to coax women out of their homes, thinking that someone dropped off a baby. He said they have not verified it, but have had several calls from women saying that they hear babies' cries outside their doors when they're home alone at night.
I'd like you to forward this to all the women you know. It may save a life.
A candle is not dimmed by lighting another candle. Send this to any woman you know who may need to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it, and it's better safe than sorry.
TO ALL CAR OWNERS AND CAR DRIVERS: PLEASE READ
Warning!!!! Be aware of new car-jacking scheme ..You walk across the car park, unlock your car and get inside. Then you lock all your doors, start the engine and shift or put into reverse. You look into the rear-view mirror to back out of your parking space, and you notice apiece of paper stuck to the middle of the rear window. So, you shift the gear stick back into park or neutral, unlock your doors and jump out of your car to remove that paper, or whatever it is that is obstructing your view.When you reach the back of your car that is when the car-jackers appear out of nowhere, jump into your car and takeoff!! Your engine was running, you would have left your purse in the car, and they practically mow you down as they speed off in your car.BE AWARE OF THIS NEW SCHEME THAT IS NOW BEING USED IN LONDON , MANCHESTER , AND MAKING ITS WAY ACROSS THE COUNTRY!!!
Just drive away, and remove the paper later! It is stuck to your window, and be thankful that you read this email. I hope you will forward this to friends and family, especially to women! A purse contains all identification, and you certainly do NOT want someone getting your home address. They already HAVE you keys!
JUST BE AWARE AND TAKE CARE -- IT WILL PROBABLY SOON ARRIVE IN YOUR AREA....
― In times of osterity, these Eton-educated poshboys (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 22 October 2013 20:01 (ten years ago) link
jfc, what interests me is who decides to regionalize these things? pretty sure this one started out as a US thing
― such a classic irl (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 22 October 2013 20:03 (ten years ago) link
Jesus Christ
― steames artpop (how's life), Tuesday, 22 October 2013 20:03 (ten years ago) link
POLICE ALERT! The bogeyman is coming to your town, probably sooner than later. Pass this along to the people you care about.
― Aimless, Tuesday, 22 October 2013 20:04 (ten years ago) link
sorry, correction, "pretty sure" = "fucking certain"
― such a classic irl (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 22 October 2013 20:04 (ten years ago) link
"tail lights", "park or neutral", yep, that's an authentic Metropolitan Police gor blimey guvnor press release alright
― such a classic irl (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 22 October 2013 20:05 (ten years ago) link
just file this whole thing under "what the fuck is wrong with people?" i guess
― such a classic irl (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 22 October 2013 20:06 (ten years ago) link
The murder referred to as recent was from South Africa about ten years ago, iirc.
― Ramnaresh Samhain (ShariVari), Tuesday, 22 October 2013 20:09 (ten years ago) link
8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic:STOP IT! It may get you raped, or killed.
― "Left-wing" poptimism: An infantile disorder (oppet), Tuesday, 22 October 2013 20:11 (ten years ago) link
Rule number one of Memecycling:
If it says "this actually happened" in the first paragraph, you can be 99.9% sure it did not.
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 22 October 2013 20:24 (ten years ago) link
I like how the list gets progressively more ridiculous. They put some thought into it.
― Luigi Nono le petit robot, actually, saves Christmas (seandalai), Tuesday, 22 October 2013 20:41 (ten years ago) link
I think most memes of this ilk are bored folk who want to play an IRL game of telephone and see how far their prank can spread and how much it can morph after it's circulated through thousands of morons.
at least, that sounds like something I'd do.
nothing is funnier than when I get the meme-forward at work warning us to be careful about pumping gas, because someone is hiding needles infected with AIDS under the pumps.
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 22 October 2013 20:43 (ten years ago) link
It used to be needles in the change return slot of pay phones but they don't make those anymore.
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 22 October 2013 21:20 (ten years ago) link
It is stuck to your window, and be thankful that you read this email.
― Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Tuesday, 22 October 2013 21:25 (ten years ago) link
you guys laugh, but when I laugh the razorblade scar in my mouth from that apple I got when trick-or-treating when I was eight years old hurts and it triggers an acid flashback from the acid I unwittingly took by putting a sticker from a stranger on my skin when I was five
― mh, Tuesday, 22 October 2013 21:26 (ten years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BXNmZoEIgAA5OLj.jpg
― deez so unusual (some dude), Tuesday, 22 October 2013 22:28 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ISLeHByD-I
real men, earlier today
― nemo me chimpune lacessit (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 22 October 2013 22:30 (ten years ago) link
This one got sent around my workplace about five years ago.
I got as far as "gents, pass this onto any women you know", because, obv, women can't work computers, etc.
Funny thing is, if you refute these things to the person who passed it onto you, they can get rather sulky..
My opening reply started: "It's always a good idea to lock your car when going to pay, people nick things. But..." and so on.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 23 October 2013 08:36 (ten years ago) link
Besides which, its much harder than that to join the Hartley Wintney massive.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 23 October 2013 08:38 (ten years ago) link
My favourite is probably the attempted kidnap/gang initiation story, how the guy is all o hai i was going to kidnap this woman so me and the rest of the SE20 Cut Dem Up Crew could gang rape her kthxbai
― In times of osterity, these Eton-educated poshboys (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 23 October 2013 08:45 (ten years ago) link
Snopes has line-by-line refutations of most of those line-by-line things (e.g. Ted Bundy didn't walk with a cane, throwing yr handbag away is rubbish thing to do, etc)
― Mark G, Wednesday, 23 October 2013 09:01 (ten years ago) link
I guess one day a baby is going to die of exposure on someones doorstep because of this stuff
― In times of osterity, these Eton-educated poshboys (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 23 October 2013 09:27 (ten years ago) link
Or, at the very least, not get a free tape player.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 23 October 2013 10:09 (ten years ago) link
my favorite is the stock pic of a baby on life support with scary block text that says IF THIS BABY GETS 1,000 LIKES, HIS HEART SURGERY IS FREE.
"Sorry, he had a good run, but we're locked in at 985 here. Pull the plug."
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 23 October 2013 12:54 (ten years ago) link
http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/mst3k/images/1/12/Crowsolo.jpg
IF THIS PUPPET GET 1,000 LIKES, HE GETS TO DECIDE WHO LIVES AND WHO DIES
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 23 October 2013 14:20 (ten years ago) link
https://www.facebook.com/pages/MY-SISTER-SAID-IF-I-GET-ONE-MILLION-FANS-SHE-WILL-NAME-HER-BABY-MEGATRON/333067975442
hit the million mark in 13 days. he was born 8/3/2010, named dylan. we're all very upset it wasn't Megatron, but thank you all for the support.
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Wednesday, 23 October 2013 17:03 (ten years ago) link
If one million people permanently delete their Facebook accounts, I will name my baby Megatron.
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 23 October 2013 18:10 (ten years ago) link
wow that sister is such a bullshit asshole liar everyone shd call the kid megatron anyway
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 23 October 2013 20:20 (ten years ago) link
Like this post or Megatron will enslave you and steal your power cubes
― Moodles, Wednesday, 23 October 2013 20:32 (ten years ago) link
http://sportsrants.com/sportsinmyveins/files/2012/08/megatron.jpg
― Bitch Fantastic (DJP), Wednesday, 23 October 2013 20:32 (ten years ago) link
if this post gets 1 million fps i will turn into a handgun
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 23 October 2013 20:41 (ten years ago) link
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 23 October 2013 20:42 (ten years ago) link
I URGE ALL MY FRIENDS TO READ & SHARE THIS; YOU COULD SAVE A LOVED ONES LIFE BY KNOWING THIS SIMPLE INFORMATION!!! Stroke has a new indicator! They say if you forward this to ten people, you stand a chance of saving one life. Will you send this along?
[bizarre anecdote about a woman having a stroke at a bbq and dying]
[reasonable advice on 'stroke indicators']
A cardiologist says if everyone who gets this e-mail sends it to 10 people; you can bet that at least one life will be saved. I have done my part. Will you?
― "Left-wing" poptimism: An infantile disorder (oppet), Wednesday, 23 October 2013 22:36 (ten years ago) link
if misusing semicolons is 'doing my part', then no
― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 23 October 2013 22:42 (ten years ago) link
OMFG PEOPLE
http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/7799/02of.jpg
THE LYRIC IS "I BLESS THE RAINS', ERGO RENDERING YOUR JOKE UNFUNNY AND STUPID. STOP SHARING THIS GIF.
I don't care if it sounds like I'm on Lukather's dick, UNFUNNY IS UNFUNNY
― your face comes with coleslaw (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 23 October 2013 22:47 (ten years ago) link
― Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Wednesday, 23 October 2013 22:48 (ten years ago) link
good to know it's "bless." you know, down there in africa.
― stylings (Matt P), Wednesday, 23 October 2013 22:52 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/1381825_10202125912170499_1198647045_n.jpg
― how's life, Wednesday, 23 October 2013 22:56 (ten years ago) link
hey, we've all walked past the mental hospital the other day
― nemo me chimpune lacessit (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 23 October 2013 23:01 (ten years ago) link
those lunatics are suspiciously organized, doesnt bode well for the future of this great nation
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 23 October 2013 23:03 (ten years ago) link
you don't have to be crazy to work here, but it sure helps.
― stylings (Matt P), Wednesday, 23 October 2013 23:05 (ten years ago) link
http://i.snag.gy/A3Xym.jpg
― pplains, Wednesday, 23 October 2013 23:20 (ten years ago) link
Haha!
― your face comes with coleslaw (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 23 October 2013 23:47 (ten years ago) link
I always thought it was "I guess the rain's down in Africa."
― disgruntled punter (Je55e), Thursday, 24 October 2013 16:13 (ten years ago) link
I guess it rains down in Africa? I mean, I dunno.
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 24 October 2013 19:27 (ten years ago) link
Not that I ever thought it out, but my impression was that there was some guy in England pondering the drought and he's like, I guess the rain's down in Africa. Also, something about My Fair Lady.
― disgruntled punter (Je55e), Thursday, 24 October 2013 19:32 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/74420_433372790081826_639080661_n.jpg
Acquaintance just posted this. At least put some effort into it...
― badgers moved the goalposts (dowd), Thursday, 24 October 2013 19:33 (ten years ago) link
you all share one poorly formed heart
― sweat pea (La Lechera), Thursday, 24 October 2013 19:42 (ten years ago) link
TS will.x vs will.i.am
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 24 October 2013 19:47 (ten years ago) link
gonna start one about "if you're in favour of child abuse", see how it takes off
― nemo me chimpune lacessit (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 October 2013 19:58 (ten years ago) link
Re-post this if you're against children.
― Aimless, Thursday, 24 October 2013 20:09 (ten years ago) link
if I said you had a beautiful child
― Jesus (wins), Thursday, 24 October 2013 20:13 (ten years ago) link
NOBODY FINISH THAT SENTENCE
― your face comes with coleslaw (Neanderthal), Thursday, 24 October 2013 20:15 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/vGRr2.jpg
― nemo me chimpune lacessit (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 October 2013 20:16 (ten years ago) link
NV you are killing me on Facebook
― a dessicated quasi-tsunami of gut-busting cosmic - tech (DJP), Thursday, 24 October 2013 20:18 (ten years ago) link
thanks for sharing
― nemo me chimpune lacessit (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 October 2013 20:19 (ten years ago) link
Sorry if this phenomena has been covered (11000 posts wtf) but after the app has been around for a good while, many of my friends have finally discovered bit strips and now the feed is full of them.
― A Made Man In The Mellow Mafia (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 24 October 2013 21:05 (ten years ago) link
http://rack.0.mshcdn.com/media/ZgkyMDEzLzEwLzIzLzkyL05lcmRNYXNoYWJsLmZlNzNhLnBuZwpwCXRodW1iCTEyMDB4OTYwMD4/5ed42036/ec2/Nerd-Mashable.png
― Mordy , Thursday, 24 October 2013 21:18 (ten years ago) link
I kinda hate that everybody identifies as a 'nerd' these days, even if their only claim is they saw three of four episodes of Small Wonder in the 80s and still remember the robot's name is Vicki. WHOOP-DE-FUCKIN-DOO
― your face comes with coleslaw (Neanderthal), Thursday, 24 October 2013 21:20 (ten years ago) link
Gen. Douglas MacArthur was such a nerd.
― pplains, Thursday, 24 October 2013 21:22 (ten years ago) link
is "Japan" a symbol for something?
― nemo me chimpune lacessit (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 October 2013 21:22 (ten years ago) link
Did the Oatmeal do a comic about him or something? xp
― carl agatha, Thursday, 24 October 2013 21:22 (ten years ago) link
What if I did not recognise all those? But spelled 'recognise' right?
― Mark G, Thursday, 24 October 2013 21:23 (ten years ago) link
recognize is equally correct. theoretically, "recognize" is more correct iirc
― nemo me chimpune lacessit (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 October 2013 21:24 (ten years ago) link
"right" xp
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 24 October 2013 21:24 (ten years ago) link
Oxford spelling can be recognized by its use of the suffix ‑ize instead of -ise: organization, privatize and recognizable instead of organisation, privatise and recognisable. The spelling affects about 200 verbs, and is favoured on etymological grounds, in that -ize corresponds more closely to the Greek root, -izo, of most -ize verbs.[3] The suffix -ize has been in use in the UK since the 15th century,[4] and is the spelling variation used in American English. The belief that -ize is an exclusively American variant is incorrect.[5][4] The OED lists the -ise form of words separately, as "a frequent spelling of -IZE...". The OED explains its use of -ize as follows:
[I]n mod.F. the suffix has become -iser, alike in words from Greek, as baptiser, évangéliser, organiser, and those formed after them from L., as civiliser, cicatriser, humaniser. Hence, some have used the spelling -ise in Eng., as in French, for all these words, and some prefer -ise in words formed in French or Eng. from L. elements, retaining -ize for those of Gr. composition. But the suffix itself, whatever the element to which it is added, is in its origin the Gr. -ιζειν, L. -izāre; and, as the pronunciation is also with z, there is no reason why in English the special French spelling should be followed, in opposition to that which is at once etymological and phonetic. In this Dictionary the termination is uniformly written -ize. (In the Gr. -ιζ-, the i was short, so originally in L., but the double consonant z (= dz, ts) made the syllable long; when the z became a simple consonant, (-idz) became īz, whence Eng. (-aɪz).)
The use of -ize instead of -ise does not affect the spelling of words in British English that end in -yse, such as analyse, paralyse and catalyse, which come from the Greek verb λύω, lyo, not from an -izo verb.
― nemo me chimpune lacessit (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 October 2013 21:26 (ten years ago) link
I love step 2 of sierpinski's triangle!
― polyphonic, Thursday, 24 October 2013 21:28 (ten years ago) link
xp prob would've made more sense if they mentioned the λύσω form of λύω. of course its OED so they'd expect you to know how to conjugate ancient Greek verbs. courtesy of nerdstimetoshine.
― Spectrum, Thursday, 24 October 2013 21:33 (ten years ago) link
lotta nerd intensity on this thread...
― Moodles, Thursday, 24 October 2013 21:51 (ten years ago) link
I own two comic book stores. I'm waiting for the day that I hear some variation on "nerd culture" one time too many and just torch the fuckers (the stores, not the nerds) for insurance money.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 24 October 2013 22:35 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1381492_10151778622878318_1717769615_n.jpg
...and everybody lived happily ever after lol
― In times of osterity, these Eton-educated poshboys (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 25 October 2013 09:12 (ten years ago) link
4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping, eating, working, etc, and just sit (doing their cheque book, or making a list).
this is amazing
― sktsh, Friday, 25 October 2013 09:30 (ten years ago) link
gonna assume Grohl didn't really say that cos his understanding of the music industry seems shaky
― nemo me chimpune lacessit (Noodle Vague), Friday, 25 October 2013 09:42 (ten years ago) link
when you just get together with some guys with some shitty old instruments and already one album out on sub-pop and a fair bit of buzz and some major label interest
― In times of osterity, these Eton-educated poshboys (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 25 October 2013 09:46 (ten years ago) link
they probably got together before the first album was released.
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Friday, 25 October 2013 09:52 (ten years ago) link
I mean he wasn't with them, but I mean, the band still got together obv! Also my phone tries to change "grohl" to "froglets"
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Friday, 25 October 2013 09:53 (ten years ago) link
phone is yr friend.
― Mark G, Friday, 25 October 2013 09:56 (ten years ago) link
Looks like that's a for-real Dave Ghrol quote.
http://deltaskymag.delta.com/Sky-Extras/Favorites/Rock--n--Roll-Jedi.aspx
"The rest of [Sound City documentary] is about a bunch of famous musicians jamming with Grohl in said garage.
― he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up (NotEnough), Friday, 25 October 2013 10:13 (ten years ago) link
lol nob
― increasingly desperate demand for high (Noodle Vague), Friday, 25 October 2013 10:15 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/EiGosUL.png
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Friday, 25 October 2013 13:25 (ten years ago) link
hobo brad pitt?
― Mordy , Friday, 25 October 2013 13:27 (ten years ago) link
"DOOR STAFF - MAKE SURE YOU LOOK BEHIND PEOPLE'S BACKS BEFORE LETTING THEM IN YOUR CLUB"
― increasingly desperate demand for high (Noodle Vague), Friday, 25 October 2013 13:29 (ten years ago) link
so she's a carpenter?
― your face comes with coleslaw (Neanderthal), Friday, 25 October 2013 13:38 (ten years ago) link
His bunch of flowers is hiding... a gun! A gun that fires... confetti! Confetti laced with... the deadly toxin ricin!
― as a chocolate salesperson (ledge), Friday, 25 October 2013 13:43 (ten years ago) link
bad placeto hold flowers, what if he farts on them
― your face comes with coleslaw (Neanderthal), Friday, 25 October 2013 13:44 (ten years ago) link
Lizzie Borden is cuter than I expected.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 25 October 2013 13:55 (ten years ago) link
Dave Grohl is right. Things worked out perfect for Nirvana and Kurt Cobain. j/k
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 25 October 2013 14:36 (ten years ago) link
the oatmeal should do a strip where nirvana, led zeppelin, the beatles, and michael jackson all have to audition for american idol
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Friday, 25 October 2013 14:51 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-a-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/1377209_897126933689330_77918199_n.jpg
― how's life, Friday, 25 October 2013 22:14 (ten years ago) link
shared via just girly things
because while he hugs you, it's difficult to stab him
― Mark G, Saturday, 26 October 2013 07:56 (ten years ago) link
man he even went to the trouble of wearing matching outfits to lure him into a false sense of security
― your face comes with coleslaw (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 October 2013 15:04 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1382010_529635233786179_2097524424_n.jpg
― Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Saturday, 26 October 2013 16:23 (ten years ago) link
What about shut-ins?
― Aimless, Saturday, 26 October 2013 17:07 (ten years ago) link
should be doubly ashamed
― snoop dogey doge (seandalai), Saturday, 26 October 2013 18:56 (ten years ago) link
http://7770647a14b0867efc75-b939f832d8cd9c860ce8909163419528.r92.cf2.rackcdn.com/381469.jpg
― Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Monday, 28 October 2013 17:26 (ten years ago) link
jesus are GIF memes created via Mad Libs now
― your face comes with coleslaw (Neanderthal), Monday, 28 October 2013 17:34 (ten years ago) link
DANNY GLOVER once asked HIS NEIGHBORHOOD PLUMBER if he'd ever JERKED OFF TO PICTURES OF WILFORD BRIMLEY ON THE TOILET
did-you-know.tumblr.com
― your face comes with coleslaw (Neanderthal), Monday, 28 October 2013 17:35 (ten years ago) link
i knew that
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 28 October 2013 19:51 (ten years ago) link
3145?
― Mark G, Monday, 28 October 2013 20:14 (ten years ago) link
did-you-kno
― snoop dogey doge (seandalai), Monday, 28 October 2013 22:59 (ten years ago) link
https://www.facebook.com/#!/photo.php?fbid=10151769297106840&set=a.109041001839.105995.21785951839&type=1&theater
― how's life, Tuesday, 29 October 2013 17:01 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/1377384_10151769297106840_1837612124_n.jpg
― how's life, Tuesday, 29 October 2013 17:02 (ten years ago) link
pissed off puffin
― Moodles, Tuesday, 29 October 2013 17:10 (ten years ago) link
9GAG.COM
― In times of osterity, these Eton-educated poshboys (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 29 October 2013 17:12 (ten years ago) link
lawl http://deadspin.com/the-new-browns-facilitys-walls-are-full-of-fake-quotes-1453698071/1454246730
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 29 October 2013 21:40 (ten years ago) link
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 29 October 2013 22:15 (ten years ago) link
Cleveland Browns
― I like to think I have learnt a thing or two about music (Neil S), Tuesday, 29 October 2013 22:23 (ten years ago) link
Great, people needed more reasons to make fun of Cleveland. THANKS, OBAMA.
― Dave Froglets (Phil D.), Tuesday, 29 October 2013 22:25 (ten years ago) link
Grohl: sticks out as particularly bad because that opinion he's expressing is itself very carefully weighted and put together with a close eye to demographics
One with man in shabby suit and girl in white dress: distinctly Nabokovian overtones
― cardamon, Tuesday, 29 October 2013 23:23 (ten years ago) link
http://scontent-a-pao.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1012470_750064461674033_525199625_n.jpg
tbf, this was posted for mockery.
― nickn, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 03:55 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/q71/s720x720/1385718_645276278828000_1487323754_n.jpg
via "UK Cop Humour" apparently
― hewing to the status quo with great zealotry (DavidM), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 11:30 (ten years ago) link
makes a change, "UK Cop Humour" usually belongs on the "Is This Racist?" thread
― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVzmecHQ4TM (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 11:32 (ten years ago) link
This one's getting shared all over the place in my feed this morning.
https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/1375019_353453371467415_1449507854_n.jpg
Creeeping me out.
― how's life, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 12:27 (ten years ago) link
had to stand about 10 feet back to see Marilyn tbf
― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVzmecHQ4TM (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 12:30 (ten years ago) link
Marilyns teeth combined with Albert's moustache just looks like scary skeleton teeth or something to me.
― how's life, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 12:32 (ten years ago) link
took off my glasses to see a Marilyn Monroe-ish blob, with droopy Einstein eyes that made her look stoned.
― Viceroy, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 12:35 (ten years ago) link
Try stepping back a ways.
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 12:45 (ten years ago) link
http://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1425593_10152022060348760_903969846_n.jpg
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 31 October 2013 03:02 (ten years ago) link
I couldn't see Marilyn, even stepping back.
So, I squinted and made my vision blurry.
Damn! Mazing.
― Mark G, Thursday, 31 October 2013 09:23 (ten years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/5600829df2c14cb1fb12bde5e1c662f4/tumblr_mvdkh4QXi51qm7oolo1_1280.jpg
― mh, Thursday, 31 October 2013 17:26 (ten years ago) link
are there no rivers in australia
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Thursday, 31 October 2013 17:30 (ten years ago) link
prob not
― lag∞n, Thursday, 31 October 2013 17:31 (ten years ago) link
It's wild.
― pplains, Thursday, 31 October 2013 18:14 (ten years ago) link
spelled mississippi correctly
― kirti madam you're not a gag mrs thatcher eighty advantage and myspace (soref), Thursday, 31 October 2013 18:20 (ten years ago) link
on the california I mean, not where it says 'mississppo'.
― kirti madam you're not a gag mrs thatcher eighty advantage and myspace (soref), Thursday, 31 October 2013 18:22 (ten years ago) link
And to think that the average Australian can correctly distinguish between Kazahkstan and Kyrgizistan, and name all the principle rivers of Siberia. It is nothing short of flabbergasting.
― Aimless, Thursday, 31 October 2013 18:24 (ten years ago) link
the stans (excluding pak and afgan which are easy to find) go in alphabetical order clockwise so its really not that hard
― lag∞n, Thursday, 31 October 2013 18:27 (ten years ago) link
To be honest I was pretty vague about where most US states were before I did this thing:
http://online.seterra.net/en/ex/8
― kirti madam you're not a gag mrs thatcher eighty advantage and myspace (soref), Thursday, 31 October 2013 18:27 (ten years ago) link
also kazahkstan is huge so like duh
i dont fault the australian at all, i mean who cares, but it is interesting which states he got, also i like calling the upper mich peninsula road-kill wolf that shd be a new state
― lag∞n, Thursday, 31 October 2013 18:29 (ten years ago) link
australian mostly otm about half of this
― mh, Thursday, 31 October 2013 18:29 (ten years ago) link
the part where he doesn't remember whether australia has 6 or 7 states is great, though
on first glance I read the name at the bottom of that 'Lucifer's testicles' one as 'Drew Daniel'.
― Merdeyeux, Thursday, 31 October 2013 18:30 (ten years ago) link
otoh, I could not even begin to identify the states of Mexico.
― Aimless, Thursday, 31 October 2013 18:30 (ten years ago) link
i knew where oaxaca is
― lag∞n, Thursday, 31 October 2013 18:31 (ten years ago) link
as an american, I don't know where anything outside of the country is but I'm more than willing to judge others on their lack of knowledge of geography of the united states
― mh, Thursday, 31 October 2013 18:33 (ten years ago) link
but jalisco? sonora? not so easy, eh?
― Aimless, Thursday, 31 October 2013 18:34 (ten years ago) link
i know jalisco i been there
― lag∞n, Thursday, 31 October 2013 18:36 (ten years ago) link
so im like 2 for however many states there are in mexico, also the yucatan is that a state
― lag∞n, Thursday, 31 October 2013 18:37 (ten years ago) link
All right, Americans. Let's get to work.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1a/Mexico_State_Blank_Map.svg/1024px-Mexico_State_Blank_Map.svg.png
xp to Aimless, et al!
― pplains, Thursday, 31 October 2013 18:37 (ten years ago) link
I think that long skinny one is Nova Scotia.
― pplains, Thursday, 31 October 2013 18:38 (ten years ago) link
the thing thats unfair about foreigners knowing so much about america and america knowing nothing about them is america is the most famous country
― lag∞n, Thursday, 31 October 2013 18:40 (ten years ago) link
only god can judge me
^^ this guy knows what I'm saying
― mh, Thursday, 31 October 2013 18:41 (ten years ago) link
theres some fun stuff on here for those who are predisposed to that sort of thing http://www.lizardpoint.com/geography
― lag∞n, Thursday, 31 October 2013 18:42 (ten years ago) link
weirds me out that quintana roo is in mexico, sounds australian
― mh, Thursday, 31 October 2013 18:45 (ten years ago) link
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-lBZHCq-z-OA/TV2d4haSsXI/AAAAAAAABSw/oxSivRd1Zog/s1600/Flag-Pins-Mexico-Australia.jpg
― pplains, Thursday, 31 October 2013 18:57 (ten years ago) link
cant believe i fucked up alabama and mississippi -- mississippi is easy! its ON THE MISSISSIPPI
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Thursday, 31 October 2013 19:04 (ten years ago) link
― lag∞n, Thursday, October 31, 2013 11:27 AM (39 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― forbz (Matt P), Thursday, 31 October 2013 19:12 (ten years ago) link
pretty offended that autstralians are still using comic sans tbh
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 31 October 2013 20:44 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/JIOElAD.png
― pplains, Friday, 1 November 2013 02:12 (ten years ago) link
lolo
― kel's vintage port (electricsound), Friday, 1 November 2013 02:48 (ten years ago) link
JFC Mexico has a lot of states. I don't even know how many I could name let alone label --
YucatanQ.R.OaxacaChiapasBaja CaliforniaSonora?Jalisco?I think there's a state called the equivalent of "Mexico State" or something, right? Like where the capital is located? That's about all I got right now.
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Friday, 1 November 2013 03:03 (ten years ago) link
yeesh, never even heard of a good third of these:http://www.mexconnect.com/articles/3437-map-of-mexico-and-mexico-s-states
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Friday, 1 November 2013 03:04 (ten years ago) link
Sinaloa is the bombest one they still play some old Aztec ball game there
― Andrew Kornfan, Friday, 1 November 2013 03:50 (ten years ago) link
lol @ doghead/cathead
would also guess 90% of australians really dont know how many states australia has because what IS a state and what is a territory and who the hell knows?
― woah did you see that hummingbird over there? anyway, meth (sunny successor), Friday, 1 November 2013 16:39 (ten years ago) link
South Australia bothers me because
1.) There is already a "South" state, NSW.
2.) There is Western Australia and Northern Territory (which may or may not be a state.) Having "Southern" in its name could even opened itself to hella bunch of Southern Cross opportunities. But now, it's South Australia, kinda like South America but not really.
― pplains, Friday, 1 November 2013 18:59 (ten years ago) link
South Dakota, South Carolina?
― woah did you see that hummingbird over there? anyway, meth (sunny successor), Friday, 1 November 2013 19:46 (ten years ago) link
Northern Dakota, Northern Carolina?
― pplains, Friday, 1 November 2013 21:17 (ten years ago) link
northern california, southern california, centralern california
― lag∞n, Friday, 1 November 2013 21:19 (ten years ago) link
i can't explain why, but I'd say -ern is more of a broad area of a location while straight up North This or South That is a proper name.
So maybe it's West Australia that needs to get in line, but still.
― pplains, Friday, 1 November 2013 21:21 (ten years ago) link
At any rate, consistency is needed.
― kate78, Friday, 1 November 2013 21:50 (ten years ago) link
Three states. Want three states.
― woah did you see that hummingbird over there? anyway, meth (sunny successor), Friday, 1 November 2013 21:52 (ten years ago) link
i think we had a crack at 2 1/2 cardinal directions and just gave up
― Autumn Almanac, Friday, 1 November 2013 22:09 (ten years ago) link
JFC Mexico has a lot of statesyeah I know right 32 it's wild imagine having 32 states that is the most states I can think of what a crazy country
― Jesus (wins), Friday, 1 November 2013 22:13 (ten years ago) link
32 is the highest number im pretty sure which is why they didnt do more
― lag∞n, Friday, 1 November 2013 22:17 (ten years ago) link
32? How do you even fit the stars on the flag?
― pplains, Friday, 1 November 2013 22:47 (ten years ago) link
usa only has 13 last i checked
― lag∞n, Friday, 1 November 2013 23:51 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/B1GcsmC.jpg
― 乒乓, Saturday, 2 November 2013 00:33 (ten years ago) link
cancer of the noodle
― Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 2 November 2013 00:36 (ten years ago) link
who is responsible for this disgusting anti-ramen travesty
― mh, Saturday, 2 November 2013 00:39 (ten years ago) link
A bit of thought reveals...it's the noodles themselves
― mario chalmers of ilx (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 2 November 2013 00:45 (ten years ago) link
get lost hippie, leave me to my ramen
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 2 November 2013 00:52 (ten years ago) link
NO PLEASE
http://fotoimagepics.info/wp-content/uploads/1_i_thought_u_loved_me_quotes.jpg
― kirti madam you're not a gag mrs thatcher eighty advantage and myspace (soref), Saturday, 2 November 2013 01:15 (ten years ago) link
http://fotoimagepics.info/wp-content/uploads/4_best_love_apology_quotes.jpg
― kirti madam you're not a gag mrs thatcher eighty advantage and myspace (soref), Saturday, 2 November 2013 01:16 (ten years ago) link
"a session of noodles"
― My god. Pure ideology. (ey), Saturday, 2 November 2013 01:46 (ten years ago) link
nood sesh!
― Treeship, Saturday, 2 November 2013 01:48 (ten years ago) link
kinda wanna make nood sesh! -- Treeship my dn
― ^^ post obviously honoring and supporting Qualcomm (zachlyon), Saturday, 2 November 2013 02:25 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-b-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/549535_406036206191274_650538628_n.jpg
― cerealbar, Saturday, 2 November 2013 12:24 (ten years ago) link
santa's pretty busy, he might not have 6 seconds. Stop guilting santa!
― Jesus (wins), Saturday, 2 November 2013 12:26 (ten years ago) link
I am sorry for whatever I did with you
sorry for throwing you down that well
― I like to think I have learnt a thing or two about music (Neil S), Saturday, 2 November 2013 12:36 (ten years ago) link
last 2 are pretty amazing
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Saturday, 2 November 2013 21:57 (ten years ago) link
I enjoy reading the last sentences of every "Share this if you..." GIFs just to observe the wide variety of value-judgments and/or curses tossed at the people who refuse to share.
"If you don't share, I will personally come to your house and douse you with napalm"
― your face comes with coleslaw (Neanderthal), Sunday, 3 November 2013 03:48 (ten years ago) link
Some people won't spare five seconds to show they care about victims of Facebook meme napalm dousing.
― carl agatha, Sunday, 3 November 2013 04:07 (ten years ago) link
I want a FB app that literally punches the person on the other side of the monitor
― your face comes with coleslaw (Neanderthal), Sunday, 3 November 2013 04:07 (ten years ago) link
i would prefer a strong, non-lethal shock
― Treeship, Sunday, 3 November 2013 04:08 (ten years ago) link
or actually, tbh, it's better that neither of those things exist
― Treeship, Sunday, 3 November 2013 04:09 (ten years ago) link
But if every person on facebook spent just six seconds pretending to care, that little, powerless meme would suddenly blossom into a massively powerful time sink.
― Aimless, Sunday, 3 November 2013 04:10 (ten years ago) link
if every person just stopped breathing, there would be no wars
― Treeship, Sunday, 3 November 2013 04:12 (ten years ago) link
be a lot of auto-erotic asphyxiations tho
― your face comes with coleslaw (Neanderthal), Sunday, 3 November 2013 04:15 (ten years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 3 November 2013 06:13 (ten years ago) link
one simple trick for HUGE Facebook macro propagation
― I like to think I have learnt a thing or two about music (Neil S), Sunday, 3 November 2013 11:56 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/547896_586932124658510_1854566705_n.jpg
damn even my man homer getting involved
― the Shearer of simulated snowsex etc. (Dwight Yorke), Monday, 4 November 2013 16:37 (ten years ago) link
FB: heart touching fun
― woah did you see that hummingbird over there? anyway, meth (sunny successor), Monday, 4 November 2013 16:41 (ten years ago) link
Ramen noodle libel was posted by three anti-vaccine people on my FB feed.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 4 November 2013 16:44 (ten years ago) link
i saw something going around today about "marriage isn't for you" and it linked to some random lunkhead's blog and went on about how he realized that he was selfish
― sweat pea (La Lechera), Monday, 4 November 2013 17:18 (ten years ago) link
^oh god I saw a few people posting that too. smug marrieds are the worst.
― Roz, Monday, 4 November 2013 17:46 (ten years ago) link
it's not so much that they're smug -- it's that this guy was apparently given a talking-to by his father about how marriage is about creating a family and doing it (?) for them, not for himselfi found it hard to believe that anyone needs to be told what love is "about" but the version being espoused by this person reeks of "family values" and it gave me the creeps
― sweat pea (La Lechera), Monday, 4 November 2013 17:55 (ten years ago) link
― Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Monday, 4 November 2013 17:56 (ten years ago) link
who is that guy -- is he even a real person?
― sweat pea (La Lechera), Monday, 4 November 2013 17:58 (ten years ago) link
Ah sorry I meant all the ones who were posting it on my feed were smug married types. But yeah, the creepy family values vibes otm too.
― Roz, Monday, 4 November 2013 17:59 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/v/1387929_175941959266447_909957298_n.jpg?oh=939733bf8789c1e4ecbbd575b6a8dccc&oe=527A752E&__gda__=1383789122_55795385db9babaa7139950b8037963b
― cardamon, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 01:36 (ten years ago) link
The Great Resignation.
― cardamon, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 01:37 (ten years ago) link
The nihilism of sweatpants
― Treeship, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 01:37 (ten years ago) link
- im-old.com
(xp)
― nickn, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 01:37 (ten years ago) link
depends on who you're cuddling, I guess
― mh, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 01:38 (ten years ago) link
I'd rather sip sweat pants, cuddle the couch and go to a Netflix party
is how I read that
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 02:32 (ten years ago) link
from my fb "newsfeed"
"XXX likes Changing the definition of murder to include animals's link."
― lollercoaster of rove (s.clover), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 03:01 (ten years ago) link
AGREED
― ^^ post obviously honoring and supporting Qualcomm (zachlyon), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 03:02 (ten years ago) link
sick of animals always getting off with manslaughter
https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/1375667_10150347151354949_1768004382_n.jpg
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 03:08 (ten years ago) link
it's a de-textbook, y'all!!!
― Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 03:20 (ten years ago) link
"We are not joking."
http://media.focusonthefamily.com/blogmedia/images/jim-daly/DaveBarry1.jpg
https://scontent-b-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1425656_10202446119614130_1872956369_n.jpg
― scott seward, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 03:38 (ten years ago) link
i don't hate that i've just never seen anyone do that.
i'll do whatever the hell i want with my box
― j., Tuesday, 5 November 2013 03:41 (ten years ago) link
are you supposed to take the food out and put it on another plate or in a bowl and then make the carton a plate and then put the food back on to the carton-as-plate?
― scott seward, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 03:44 (ten years ago) link
p sure you're not suppose to do shit it's just some lifehack some asshole decided is actually an ancient chinese secret and it caught on
― ^^ post obviously honoring and supporting Qualcomm (zachlyon), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 04:19 (ten years ago) link
The Chinese usually eschew plates in favor of bowls, which almost always make more sense as an individual serving receptacle for chinese food than a plate does.
― Aimless, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 04:28 (ten years ago) link
You're suppose tounfold the box to turn it into a giant mess
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 04:33 (ten years ago) link
I think the boxes are just made to be shipped flat so they have to fold like that to have no leaky seams. I am generally a hater, though.
― mh, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 04:34 (ten years ago) link
you're supposed to throw the damn container away and eat it off an actual plate like a fucking human being and not a goat.
― lollercoaster of rove (s.clover), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 05:31 (ten years ago) link
you're not supposed to throw anything away and you have no idea how goats eat let alone fucking human beings.
― CardiacsPrincesse69xxx (Matt P), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 05:38 (ten years ago) link
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 06:10 (ten years ago) link
I had idea they were called "oyster pails" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oyster_pail
No mention of their transformation into plates or of goats' feelings toward them.
― disgruntled punter (Je55e), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 06:18 (ten years ago) link
Eating noodles right out of the goat box is one of life's little pleasures.
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 13:30 (ten years ago) link
you can tell because so many people in movies and tv do itand then deliver dialogue with their mouths full of noodles from the goat box
― sweat pea (La Lechera), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 13:43 (ten years ago) link
http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/Chinese-Food-Box-Kostuem.jpg
― disgruntled punter (Je55e), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 13:47 (ten years ago) link
youre supposed to eat the box
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 16:04 (ten years ago) link
great idea thx lifehaxors
http://basicallybeyondbasic.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/539088_2766426855786_1922659461_n.jpg?w=750
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 16:08 (ten years ago) link
I think people are mistaking something that's made from a flat piece of card with an intent that it should return to that shape. Or something.
― badgers moved the goalposts (dowd), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 17:04 (ten years ago) link
I mean, couldn't this be said of every cardboard box ever?
― badgers moved the goalposts (dowd), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 17:05 (ten years ago) link
― ^^ post obviously honoring and supporting Qualcomm (zachlyon), Monday, November 4, 2013 10:19 PM (Yesterday)
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 17:07 (ten years ago) link
I really want shrimp lo mein right now, fyi.
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 17:08 (ten years ago) link
i really just want to take apart a box
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 17:10 (ten years ago) link
nudge nudge, wink wink
― Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 17:11 (ten years ago) link
would unfold
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 17:56 (ten years ago) link
it so clearly makes a SHITTY plate, plus what do you put the leftovers in, and don't you want to mix the chicken with the rice?
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 17:57 (ten years ago) link
some careful folding and scotch tape and you have a box again! #lifehack
― Moodles, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 18:00 (ten years ago) link
need somewhere to put chinese food after you've spilled it all over the place by unfolding the box? try a bowl! #lifehack
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 18:04 (ten years ago) link
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-yhn6sFHIYlA/UVn8Z6yA9_I/AAAAAAAAEzs/D-V7KcmBgKs/s400/pizzaplates.gif
― pplains, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 18:25 (ten years ago) link
Those ancient Italians sure were clever.
― nickn, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 18:35 (ten years ago) link
Oh you two intimate strangers being photographed on the street. I could've sworn I read about you six months ago.
― pplains, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 18:43 (ten years ago) link
oh man, he lifehacked the hell out of that pizza!
― Moodles, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 19:15 (ten years ago) link
Cholesterol currently lifehacking his arteries.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 19:16 (ten years ago) link
Pretty sure only getting one slice of pizza is in no way a life-hack.
― emil.y, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 19:23 (ten years ago) link
His arteries are fine. Since he couldn't make five plates, he's just going to sit there and watch his friends eat pizza.
If only there was another way!
― pplains, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 19:25 (ten years ago) link
i live with a dude who does shit like this. he has the personality of a funeral home.
― Spectrum, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 19:27 (ten years ago) link
wow i bet nobody has ever used the box as a plate before
― . (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 19:28 (ten years ago) link
you don't even really need a plate for pizza anyway
― silverfish, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 19:55 (ten years ago) link
don't have plates? use the floor!
don't have a mop? use the dog!
#lifehack
― Moodles, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 19:57 (ten years ago) link
lifehacking tip: keep food in your hands until you've completely eaten it, then get more food with your hands. No plates ever again.
― silverfish, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 19:58 (ten years ago) link
you know what's an even better #lifehack? Stop ordering chinese takeout and cook your own meals instead. The money you save on food delivery and health-related costs may even be enough to buy a set of plates.
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 19:58 (ten years ago) link
hungry? eat your arm! it's free!#lifehack
― snoop dogey doge (seandalai), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 20:34 (ten years ago) link
it's just your #lifehacking, serve pizza pies
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 21:01 (ten years ago) link
Keep your kids from getting their hands dirty by teaching them to pick up food with their faces! Plus no utensils or plates to wash!
http://www.mtpleasanttwpvfc.org/imgs/bobbing200.jpg
― Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 21:06 (ten years ago) link
hell
http://whisper.sh/
― ^^ post obviously honoring and supporting Qualcomm (zachlyon), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 03:39 (ten years ago) link
http://wac.a89c.edgecastcdn.net/80A89C/whisper.sh/whisper.sh/04ea712d6ab593146755bf625be05cafdeb92.jpg
WHISPERSH
it means the emergency room nurse shot/maimed the best friend, right?
― ^^ post obviously honoring and supporting Qualcomm (zachlyon), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 03:40 (ten years ago) link
or "well, if we weren't best friends, i wouldn't have fought so hard to save your life. it literally has to be personal and i literally have to have told you in the past that best friendship means forever at some point for me to do my job. sorry about the alcohol poisoning."
no, p sure this was premeditated
― ^^ post obviously honoring and supporting Qualcomm (zachlyon), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 03:42 (ten years ago) link
http://wac.a89c.edgecastcdn.net/80A89C/whisper.sh/whisper.sh/04ea78219eaa1786408724ce95d924e6a380ae.jpg
#do whatever #entitled #on my finger #ring on my
― ^^ post obviously honoring and supporting Qualcomm (zachlyon), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 03:45 (ten years ago) link
http://dybodsnvnuqdv.cloudfront.net/04ea79ef1135c56675259f6ff11d47f7d12f2a.jpg
― ^^ post obviously honoring and supporting Qualcomm (zachlyon), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 03:47 (ten years ago) link
http://whisper.sh/topics/catholic
holy fuck there's actually an argument going on
http://dp9myinqgb4ck.cloudfront.net/04ea78bcc2f91b712091e1f8f24caebc1fc6ad.jpg
― ^^ post obviously honoring and supporting Qualcomm (zachlyon), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 03:49 (ten years ago) link
http://dp9myinqgb4ck.cloudfront.net/04ea76a8c351b125585755b556c37bfdc65641.jpg
has to be a relevant ilx joke here somewhere
― ^^ post obviously honoring and supporting Qualcomm (zachlyon), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 03:56 (ten years ago) link
what the hell
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 03:58 (ten years ago) link
http://dp9myinqgb4ck.cloudfront.net/04ea787250683c689916a99f9b036ffdb366b6.jpg
― Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 03:58 (ten years ago) link
there is just no end to the weirdness...
― scott seward, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 04:08 (ten years ago) link
a verbose way of saying "otm"
― markers, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 04:09 (ten years ago) link
unfortunately for everyone who browses ilx on a phone i'm going to use it 12 times a day
― ^^ post obviously honoring and supporting Qualcomm (zachlyon), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 04:10 (ten years ago) link
leave it to the goth, thx goth
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 04:24 (ten years ago) link
that's not food
― markers, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 04:26 (ten years ago) link
correct, goths are not food
― kel's vintage port (electricsound), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 04:27 (ten years ago) link
http://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/q71/1395285_762887363727680_66762524_n.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 9 November 2013 01:05 (ten years ago) link
from getting a peppermint dye job at the salon
― j., Saturday, 9 November 2013 01:11 (ten years ago) link
― mario chalmers of ilx (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 9 November 2013 03:19 (ten years ago) link
i experimented with black nail polish in college one day. peppermint hair dye might have been cooler.
― tɹi.ʃɪp (Treeship), Saturday, 9 November 2013 03:46 (ten years ago) link
dying here, perhaps literally. Thank fuck I'm not at work
― In times of osterity, these Eton-educated poshboys (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 9 November 2013 10:28 (ten years ago) link
“If she's amazing, she won't be easy. If she's easy, she won't be amazing. If she's worth it, you wont give up. If you give up, you're not worthy. ... Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for.”
-Ayn Rand
― In times of osterity, these Eton-educated poshboys (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 9 November 2013 10:31 (ten years ago) link
"Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction"
― In times of osterity, these Eton-educated poshboys (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 9 November 2013 10:33 (ten years ago) link
"'If you saw Atlas, the giant who holds the world on his shoulders, if you saw that he stood, blood running down his chest, his knees buckling, his arms trembling but still trying to hold the world aloft with the last of his strength, and the greater his effort the heavier the world bore down upon his shoulders - What would you tell him?'
'I…don't know. What…could he do? What would you tell him?'
'To shrug.'"
― carl agatha, Saturday, 9 November 2013 12:37 (ten years ago) link
no atlas no shrug
― lag∞n, Sunday, 10 November 2013 03:58 (ten years ago) link
i cant stop laughing at this
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Sunday, 10 November 2013 04:14 (ten years ago) link
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 10 November 2013 15:13 (ten years ago) link
i dont understand how did you get in this family
― lag∞n, Monday, 11 November 2013 04:34 (ten years ago) link
that's a photo of jesus fyi
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 11 November 2013 04:35 (ten years ago) link
Hjhhyruruhhrjrxjrrbbrr. Rr brbnhututjtjttnooknenenrnjrnr brjrjedjdjdjfjjfjfjtjf
― tɹi.ʃɪp (Treeship), Monday, 11 November 2013 05:44 (ten years ago) link
That's Tomas de Torquemada, right?
― In times of osterity, these Eton-educated poshboys (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 11 November 2013 08:30 (ten years ago) link
Tuomas de Torquemada: "What is this Judaism thing? Can somebody explain it to me?"
― Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Monday, 11 November 2013 11:11 (ten years ago) link
Catholic Jew Mitt Romney, What's on Your iPod?
― pplains, Monday, 11 November 2013 16:31 (ten years ago) link
someone just linked to this from facebook, i dunno if it quite belongs in this thread but UGH at it anyway. http://9gag.com/gag/anYQEon?ref=fb.s
― monotony, Friday, 15 November 2013 00:43 (ten years ago) link
i want to respond to each one individually
― my whole family is catholic so look at the pickle i'm in (zachlyon), Friday, 15 November 2013 01:06 (ten years ago) link
good guy/bad guy movie would be pretty rad
qr-coded microwavables sounds like the future
― j., Friday, 15 November 2013 01:15 (ten years ago) link
when do you microwave something on high, let it stand and then microwave it some more on medium?
― pplains, Friday, 15 November 2013 01:21 (ten years ago) link
frozen lasagna, but i dunno maybe you don't let it stand any
― j., Friday, 15 November 2013 01:25 (ten years ago) link
No, you just rip off the plastic and go half-power.
― pplains, Friday, 15 November 2013 01:46 (ten years ago) link
Listen, I've been a frozen food king since I was 17.
It's funny that you'll still see instructions that say "Rotate dinner one-half turn. Resume cooking for another 1-2 minutes."
Is there anyone (besides my 64-year-old mother) who still uses a microwave that doesn't have a rotating platter?
― pplains, Friday, 15 November 2013 01:48 (ten years ago) link
me, because someone replaced my platter with one that doesn't match the rotator in my microwave, so it just sits there :(
― j., Friday, 15 November 2013 01:49 (ten years ago) link
I'm sorry to hear about your platter, but that just seems like an extraordinary circumstance.
― pplains, Friday, 15 November 2013 01:59 (ten years ago) link
it's true, i don't follow the rotation instructions anyway
still, a microwave that scans your food for you, that's gold
― j., Friday, 15 November 2013 02:09 (ten years ago) link
I hate it when I forget to check the watts on the instructions cause I have a crazy powerful microwave and the instructions are usually for units that have 200-300 less watts. Usually I'm all "pfft, yeah right burrito! I'm gonna heat you for 3 minutes!? More like... 2...."YAAAAAAAAAA!
― Viceroy, Friday, 15 November 2013 02:14 (ten years ago) link
Microwaving food is not so difficult that we need QR CODES to make it work more efficiently.
I've never understood the secret codes you see on the inside of the door: POPCORN, CODE 1. SANDWICH, CODE 2. WARM APPLE CIDER, CODE 3. HOT APPLE CIDER, CODE 4.
How about SANDWICH, 30 SECONDS. If that doesn't work, then SANWICH, ANOTHER 30 SECONDS.
― pplains, Friday, 15 November 2013 02:19 (ten years ago) link
Anyway. Maybe I need to get my gameboy out after reading that.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/ca7f46a31c1e2d3d5464af5ff90dcf92/tumblr_mw16wkAe8z1sustufo1_500.jpg
― pplains, Friday, 15 November 2013 02:20 (ten years ago) link
All I can see in that picture is rainbow-coloured maggots
― cardamon, Friday, 15 November 2013 02:22 (ten years ago) link
I've thought of the two car horns one. Like when you're behind someone who doesn't notice the light's turned green, you can give them a pleasant "ding" instead of the agressive blast.
― nickn, Friday, 15 November 2013 07:24 (ten years ago) link
I suggested that to my wife when I learned to drive last year. It's annoying when you beep someone who's crossing the road in front of you without looking, so as not to kill them, and they give you the finger because to them the car horn always means "fuck you, idiot". I need sonic emoticons.
― Deafening silence (DL), Friday, 15 November 2013 12:46 (ten years ago) link
I'd also like one you can use when you're in a traffic jam that means: "I know the person in front of me has no power to move but I'm just letting off steam."
― Deafening silence (DL), Friday, 15 November 2013 12:47 (ten years ago) link
You guys need to learn better horn control. It's perfectly possible to give a tight, staccato beep that doesn't sound too aggressive.
― i wish i had a skateboard i could skate away on (Hurting 2), Friday, 15 November 2013 12:49 (ten years ago) link
you mean "emotihorns" xp
― gotta lol geir (NickB), Friday, 15 November 2013 12:49 (ten years ago) link
Hurting's got it. Boats and trains have been doing this for years.
Just don't do it too good. I was backing out of a tight space between two F-19000 Dodge 4x4 trucks and couldn't quite see the lane behind me. A somewhat friendly driver was pulling up out of my line of sight and tried to alert me by hitting the horn in that staccato beep.
Only thing was that her timing on the beat was nearly too perfect, and I kept going because I just thought it was a car alarm going off somewhere in the lot.
― pplains, Friday, 15 November 2013 13:08 (ten years ago) link
in fairness that also seems like an extraordinary circumstance
― Andrew Kornfan, Friday, 15 November 2013 13:40 (ten years ago) link
Just don't beep your horn unless it's an emergency! Some of us are trying to sleep...
― badgers moved the goalposts (dowd), Friday, 15 November 2013 14:22 (ten years ago) link
i find that a little beep!beep! is not difficult at all. some people just lay on it? savages!
― sweat pea (La Lechera), Friday, 15 November 2013 15:03 (ten years ago) link
can i get a beep! beep!?
― a strident purist when it comes to band-related shirts (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 November 2013 15:04 (ten years ago) link
Beep beepWho walked in front of my jeep?
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 15 November 2013 15:45 (ten years ago) link
Speaking of, the other night I was coming home, going down a residential, poorly lit street that allows parking on both sides. There was a cab stopped alongside a bunch of parked cars, and the passenger flung the door open and stepped out of the cab on the street side instead of the curb side. I gave a quick, short "Beep!" to let her know PLEASE NOT TO WALK INTO TRAFFIC PLEASE AND ALSO THE CAB DOOR and she immediately flipped me off and started yelling obscenities. Like I'm the one who doesn't know to exit a cab on the goddamned curb side.
― Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Friday, 15 November 2013 15:50 (ten years ago) link
flipping people off is almost instinctive now. I've seen people run folks out of their lanes in traffic due to not looking, then flipping off the person they ran out of their lane. it's like "you're making me feel bad by honking, and I don't like feeling bad, so FUCK YOU"
― Lesbian has fucking riffs for days (Neanderthal), Friday, 15 November 2013 17:09 (ten years ago) link
the fuck?
http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/9441/w4gi.jpg
― Lesbian has fucking riffs for days (Neanderthal), Friday, 15 November 2013 23:27 (ten years ago) link
never apologize for anythingn
― Ornate Coleman (Moodles), Friday, 15 November 2013 23:30 (ten years ago) link
maybe if that plate had told me I looked pretty every once in a while this wouldn'tve happened
― Lesbian has fucking riffs for days (Neanderthal), Friday, 15 November 2013 23:31 (ten years ago) link
Grab a plate and throw it on the ground
- Okay, done
Did it break?
- No, it was made out of a cardboard takeaway box
Do you understand?
― gotta lol geir (NickB), Friday, 15 November 2013 23:51 (ten years ago) link
Did it go back to the way it was before?-No
Do you understand?- No but I think you are a person who doesn't understand apologies.
*breaks all your plates, puts on sunglasses*
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 16 November 2013 02:16 (ten years ago) link
― mario chalmers of ilx (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 16 November 2013 02:19 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BDJyF6g2Cw
― tɹi.ʃɪp (Treeship), Saturday, 16 November 2013 02:27 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/f4n6AYc.png
― My god. Pure ideology. (ey), Sunday, 17 November 2013 21:31 (ten years ago) link
hahahaha with the beard-braid, this is just too perfect.
― Viceroy, Sunday, 17 November 2013 21:55 (ten years ago) link
someone just reposted chuck pahalanukahk posting a link to "the most literary scifi novels" and i don't know why i don't delete my account anymore
― my whole family is catholic so look at the pickle i'm in (zachlyon), Sunday, 17 November 2013 22:01 (ten years ago) link
...but instead braids and beards
― lag∞n, Sunday, 17 November 2013 22:56 (ten years ago) link
kinda want to bayonet him just for laughs
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 18 November 2013 00:36 (ten years ago) link
He's got soul, but he's not a soldier
― In times of osterity, these Eton-educated poshboys (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 18 November 2013 10:40 (ten years ago) link
No wait... he doesn't believe in the concept of a soul, but he's a soldier
― In times of osterity, these Eton-educated poshboys (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 18 November 2013 10:41 (ten years ago) link
probably all over facebook too but lots of people earnestly retweeting fake tube signs today:
http://tubesign.herokuapp.com/
― but my heart is full of woah (NickB), Monday, 18 November 2013 12:20 (ten years ago) link
just got a share from lifehack dot org that is "13 things mentally strong people don't do" that had been forwarded by three different people. are we currently at a state in language-based media where this is what passes for valuable information?
― sweat pea (La Lechera), Monday, 18 November 2013 14:21 (ten years ago) link
1. read or write didactic listicles
2. hack their lives
― thus spake darraghthustra (Noodle Vague), Monday, 18 November 2013 14:46 (ten years ago) link
3. banksy that shit
― lag∞n, Monday, 18 November 2013 14:48 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-b-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1459779_10151856619696051_1479733416_n.jpg
― I like to think I have learnt a thing or two about music (Neil S), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 13:24 (ten years ago) link
And what's more...
― Mark G, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 13:38 (ten years ago) link
I'm just surprised 4bn of the world's population can read English.
― I like to think I have learnt a thing or two about music (Neil S), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 14:14 (ten years ago) link
and not just English, but passive aggressive Facebook macro English
You will be on Facebook, my son.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 14:21 (ten years ago) link
flagrant misuse of the olde circus font imo
― but my heart is full of woah (NickB), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 14:21 (ten years ago) link
clever use of fridge and bank there
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 14:45 (ten years ago) link
tho i suspect those %s arent right
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 14:47 (ten years ago) link
If you have access to more than three fonts . . .
― nickn, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 16:13 (ten years ago) link
Wow, I am more blessed than the 90-year-old who will die peacefully in their sleep tonight.
*gets hit by a bus on Black Friday next week*
― pplains, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 16:16 (ten years ago) link
if you spent your time creating a passive agressive macro about how fortunate ppl should feel then you are 100% more of an asshole than if you just posted a picture of a cat
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 17:20 (ten years ago) link
You might be part of a tiny percentage of the global population, who have much, much more than the rest. But that's a tiny percentage of a huge actual number. So you can still live your entire life without ever meeting the people outside of your percentage.
So it's going to be extremely difficult for you to appreciate the fact (and it is a fact) of what that jpg calls your 'good fortune' or 'blessedness' in the same way that you understand facts such as 'sun comes up, sun goes down' and 'I am hungry' and 'this grass is green with yellower patches'.
That isn't necessarily the same as ignorance. Or I dunno. Is it?
― cardamon, Thursday, 21 November 2013 19:06 (ten years ago) link
And of course, one would rather question if the global wealth gap is down to 'fortune'. Is there no human willpower anywhere in the situation's emergence? Like maybe people setting up trade deals or invading other countries.
― cardamon, Thursday, 21 November 2013 19:07 (ten years ago) link
Not really an image macro but this is probably best thread for it
http://i.imgur.com/zs5IJCb.png
― 乒乓, Friday, 22 November 2013 14:24 (ten years ago) link
that isn't the best anything for anything
― peace on earth and mercy mild (how's life), Friday, 22 November 2013 14:32 (ten years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 22 November 2013 21:05 (ten years ago) link
I opened that in class today aughhh so embarrassing. Are those some sort of animal penis/food? Oh god
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Saturday, 23 November 2013 02:18 (ten years ago) link
eat all the penis worms
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 23 November 2013 03:19 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/1471989_10100718959371579_1677699716_n.jpg
we should all take heed of the wise cartoon mandrill
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 24 November 2013 16:04 (ten years ago) link
Young children are constantly making changes and adjustments as they are exposed to new information and new experiences, but they still lack maturity.
― Aimless, Sunday, 24 November 2013 18:38 (ten years ago) link
you have successfully problematized the cartoon inspirational image macro http://www.mariebengal.com/user/cimage/animated-gold-star.gif
― lag∞n, Sunday, 24 November 2013 18:41 (ten years ago) link
talking bollocks is pandemic
― Aimless, Sunday, 24 November 2013 18:43 (ten years ago) link
Oh man, someone just reposted the "twerking" burlesque pianist. Didn't realize that was still making the rounds. Way to put me off butts.
― peace on earth and mercy mild (how's life), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 12:24 (ten years ago) link
http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/9441/w4gi.jpg"You do a lot of things with a book and a bottle," Headley says. "It's known as the book-and-bottle routine." Cruise, he says, would instruct Headley to speak to a book, telling it to stand up, or to sit down, or otherwise to move somewhere.
"You do the same with the bottle. You talk to it. You do it with an ashtray too," he says. "You tell the ashtray, 'Sit in that chair.' Then you actually go over and put the ashtray on the chair. Then you tell the ashtray, 'Thank you.' Then you do the same thing with the bottle, and the book. And you do this for hours and hours."
― slam dunk, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 16:27 (ten years ago) link
Grab a rock and throw it into the water.
- okay, done
Did it make a big splash?
- Yes.
Now sorry to it.
- Sorry.
Did it go back to the way it was before?
- Hold on a sec.
- Wait just one more –
- Yes, it went back to the way it was before.
[Throws rock at interrogator.]
― pplains, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 16:36 (ten years ago) link
I am so sick of people trying to teach me a lesson on facebook.
― sweat pea (La Lechera), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 16:37 (ten years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 16:50 (ten years ago) link
Must-read article, click here.
If you're satisfied with innocent children being murdered in the name of our country, go to the next post about apple sauce.
Watch this. It's important.
― pplains, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 17:00 (ten years ago) link
lol George Orwell in 2013 wod be doing a facebook macro: Overthrow teh ruling class and take control of the means of production. -Okay done. -Now, did it go back to the way it was before? -Pretty much. -Ahhhhh do you seeeee
― a multimillionaire’s flippant reference to a “ho” (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 17:02 (ten years ago) link
http://enlightenink.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/WC-HURT-PEOPLE.jpghttp://carrotsncake.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Hurt_people_hurt_people._.pnghttp://skreened.com/render-product/d/i/d/didaaiefkoayqkmqwcgv/hurt-people-hurt-people.american-apparel-juniors-fitted-tee.black.w760h760.jpg
― slam dunk, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 17:18 (ten years ago) link
ok i got the message the first time
― Noodle of the Vague family (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 17:20 (ten years ago) link
consider the sores
― slam dunk, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 17:21 (ten years ago) link
http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/legacyimages/a/6a00d8341c630a53ef0115701b9ad5970b-pi.jpg
― pplains, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 17:25 (ten years ago) link
Is there even an English-speaking dialect that rhymes "source" with "sores"?
― pplains, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 17:26 (ten years ago) link
Uh, they're very similar. I was going to say it's an assonant rhyme, but it's actually much closer than just that. The only difference is the voiced vs the unvoiced sibilant.
― emil.y, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 17:38 (ten years ago) link
they are a minimal pair
― sweat pea (La Lechera), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 17:38 (ten years ago) link
upworthy-type posts seem to have overtaken macros recently in volume of annoying posts
― i wish i had a skateboard i could skate away on (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 17:41 (ten years ago) link
Go right to the source and ask the horsehe'll give you an answer that you'll endorsehe's always biting on open sorestalk to Mr. Ed!
― pplains, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 18:16 (ten years ago) link
I knew the alarm had sounded that it was time for a Facebook break this morning when I realized I was entrenched in an argument with a person whose profile pic was a GIF that said "This Person Loves the USA" with an arrow pointing towards the left corner, using the shittiest graphic artwork known to man.
― Lesbian has fucking riffs for days (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 19:38 (ten years ago) link
wait facebook allows gifs now?
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 20:20 (ten years ago) link
Scott, hit me up on FB please - I want to order something from your store if I can
― Beatrix Kiddo (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 21:00 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-a-ams.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/q71/s720x720/1392629_10201280798558365_90054444_n.jpg
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 21:37 (ten years ago) link
you won't be a vice president with a carphone but you will be a high school student with an iphone so SUCK IT BILL GATES
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 21:40 (ten years ago) link
those are up in the jimmy johns near me as said by warren buffett iirc
― slam dunk, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 21:45 (ten years ago) link
damn my grandparents were dumb.
― Merdeyeux, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 21:49 (ten years ago) link
i do not recall correctly. those are written by 'the founder of a ridiculously successful software company'
― slam dunk, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 21:51 (ten years ago) link
Burger flipping is an opportunity
― cardamon, Thursday, 28 November 2013 00:30 (ten years ago) link
Thanks teachers u had one job making kids able to read this
― cardamon, Thursday, 28 November 2013 00:31 (ten years ago) link
The world doesnt give a fuck abt yr self esteem. Be nice to nerds.
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Wednesday, November 27, 2013 2:20 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Bet he meant some low-grade vector image, like what gifs used to be before they began to dance for us.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d6/Nervous.gif
― pplains, Thursday, 28 November 2013 00:44 (ten years ago) link
http://toastytech.com/guis/win95taskbar.png
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 28 November 2013 01:12 (ten years ago) link
Offtopic but I remember as a kid finding the images that came with windows 3.1 (and you could use them for wallpaper) things of especial beauty
― cardamon, Thursday, 28 November 2013 04:42 (ten years ago) link
I know that's win98 but still
anybody else's FB wall gets plattered with IF YOU SHOP ON THANKSGIVING, YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM links/videos? sure love how sanctimonious social media becomes around the holidays.
― Lesbian has fucking riffs for days (Neanderthal), Thursday, 28 November 2013 16:41 (ten years ago) link
i know it's too obvious to type "around the holidays" but come on
― Noodle of the Vague family (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 28 November 2013 18:20 (ten years ago) link
come on man
― socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 28 November 2013 18:24 (ten years ago) link
Good response to that sanctimony: http://www.misszoot.com/2013/11/25/shopping-on-thanksgiving/
― carl agatha, Thursday, 28 November 2013 19:29 (ten years ago) link
http://www.rugusavay.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Fred-Durst-Quotes-2.jpg
― including 'weird men' who fancy the mermaids (soref), Saturday, 30 November 2013 18:31 (ten years ago) link
http://www.rugusavay.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Fred-Durst-Quotes-4.jpg
― including 'weird men' who fancy the mermaids (soref), Saturday, 30 November 2013 18:32 (ten years ago) link
what?
― how's life, Saturday, 30 November 2013 18:32 (ten years ago) link
http://www.rugusavay.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Colin-Baker-Quotes-1.jpg
― including 'weird men' who fancy the mermaids (soref), Saturday, 30 November 2013 18:36 (ten years ago) link
Colin Baker quotations, sayings. Famous quotes of Colin Baker, Colin Baker photos. Colin Baker Quotes
― including 'weird men' who fancy the mermaids (soref), Saturday, 30 November 2013 18:37 (ten years ago) link
That first Durst quote... I can understand Durst getting expressions wrong, but why repeat his mistakes
― zanarkand bozo (abanana), Saturday, 30 November 2013 19:22 (ten years ago) link
it was the durst of times
― kel's vintage port (electricsound), Saturday, 30 November 2013 20:51 (ten years ago) link
Durst wears his feelings on his sleeve, but then puts a hard, crusty shell over that sleeve. Seems clear to me.
― i wish i had a skateboard i could skate away on (Hurting 2), Saturday, 30 November 2013 20:55 (ten years ago) link
dirty sleeves imo
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 30 November 2013 21:36 (ten years ago) link
http://wp.patheos.com.s3.amazonaws.com/blogs/christandpopculture/files/2011/12/atheismmakessense.jpg
― slam dunk, Saturday, 30 November 2013 22:08 (ten years ago) link
http://distilleryimage1.ak.instagram.com/b44a2a9870da11e2b95b22000a1fab39_7.jpg
― Darin, Saturday, 30 November 2013 22:46 (ten years ago) link
'i believe god put us here to test us—to see whether we were brave enough to repost image macros'
― j., Saturday, 30 November 2013 22:48 (ten years ago) link
Why does God tend to come so early?
― including 'weird men' who fancy the mermaids (soref), Saturday, 30 November 2013 22:51 (ten years ago) link
did people repost that by taking scanning polaroids?
― zanarkand bozo (abanana), Saturday, 30 November 2013 23:49 (ten years ago) link
the smugness of it all i can't even
http://i412.photobucket.com/albums/pp201/sharonjoy666/EC788867-F352-483A-9E3F-CE22F470D3F7_zpsinaif62f.jpg
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 December 2013 04:46 (ten years ago) link
that poor millionaire CEO no one would've cared about anyway if paul walker wasn't also in the car with him
― my whole family is catholic so look at the pickle i'm in (zachlyon), Monday, 2 December 2013 04:51 (ten years ago) link
Meanwhile the only person named in the macro is Paul Walker. RIP the guy.
― jmm, Monday, 2 December 2013 05:18 (ten years ago) link
^^ this
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 December 2013 05:21 (ten years ago) link
Made me think.
I thought, who the hell was this Paul Walker, anyway? Never heard of him. Oh, and who cares about people in cars?
― Aimless, Monday, 2 December 2013 05:35 (ten years ago) link
Me either, aimless.
Thought it was the guy fromThe Jam at first.
― pplains, Monday, 2 December 2013 06:21 (ten years ago) link
pour one out
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Monday, 2 December 2013 13:24 (ten years ago) link
lol at guy from the jamalso this is otm Meanwhile the only person named in the macro is Paul Walker. RIP the guy.
people are really giving us an opportunity to see how petty they are this holiday season
― sweat pea (La Lechera), Monday, 2 December 2013 15:33 (ten years ago) link
Is that the guy's favourite bench or something?
― a multimillionaire’s flippant reference to a “ho” (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 2 December 2013 16:32 (ten years ago) link
The bench is like a metaphor because everyone is planting their ass on top of the guy's legacy right now without a care in the world.
― mirostones, Monday, 2 December 2013 19:19 (ten years ago) link
A LETTER FROM JP MORGAN CEO TO GOLD DIGGERShttp://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1lxo1vsgR1qb51bz.jpgThis might be the best thing I’ve seen in a while:
A reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan to a pretty girl seeking a rich husband
A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:
Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?
I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here.I’m 25 this year. I’m very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above.You might say that I’m greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York.My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married?I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you?Among those I’ve dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit.If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden(?), $250k annual income is not enough.I’m here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)2) Which age group should I target?3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I’ve met a few girls who don’t have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys.4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)Ms. Pretty
A philosophical reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan:
Dear Ms. Pretty,I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor.My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I’m not wasting time here.From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.Put the details aside, what you’re trying to do is an exchange of “beauty” and “money” : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.However, there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can’t be prettier year after year.Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later.By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a “trading position”.If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or “leased”.Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income.This has better chance than finding a rich fool.
Hope this reply helps.
signed,J.P. Morgan CEO
― i wish i had a skateboard i could skate away on (Hurting 2), Monday, 2 December 2013 19:31 (ten years ago) link
Has the internet lost the ability to look up people's names? I used to be able to do it with a library.
― Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Monday, 2 December 2013 19:36 (ten years ago) link
J.P. Morgan CEO definitely sounds like a made up name to me
― Mordy , Monday, 2 December 2013 19:48 (ten years ago) link
by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income.
Make yourself to become rich like me, JP Morgan CEO for real.
― Deafening silence (DL), Monday, 2 December 2013 19:48 (ten years ago) link
*typing*
Mrs Pretty: I am a pretty womanJ.P. Morgan CEO: I am the CEO of J.P. Morgan
nailed it
― sleepingbag, Monday, 2 December 2013 19:50 (ten years ago) link
high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden(?)
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Monday, 2 December 2013 20:35 (ten years ago) link
west of New York City (Garden State)?
― chinavision!, Monday, 2 December 2013 20:39 (ten years ago) link
YOu're gonna go far,that is really what I think,
oh and by the way, which one's J.P.?
― pplains, Monday, 2 December 2013 20:42 (ten years ago) link
"A philosophical reply"
― My god. Pure ideology. (ey), Monday, 2 December 2013 21:05 (ten years ago) link
J.P Morgan bro's negging game is tight
― J.P. Morgan CEO (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 2 December 2013 21:38 (ten years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfmxuCEbBPc
― everything, Monday, 2 December 2013 21:44 (ten years ago) link
http://lpcoverlover.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/JAYE-P-Morgan-500x502.jpg
― everything, Monday, 2 December 2013 21:46 (ten years ago) link
bananaman begins aping my shit
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Monday, 2 December 2013 21:46 (ten years ago) link
I have read your post with great interest
― J.P. Morgan CEO (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 2 December 2013 21:48 (ten years ago) link
similar questions like yours
― New York City Garden(?) (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 2 December 2013 21:52 (ten years ago) link
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
this is killing me
― deX! (DJP), Monday, 2 December 2013 21:53 (ten years ago) link
rich bachelors spend friday night alone
― mookieproof, Monday, 2 December 2013 21:58 (ten years ago) link
they go to multiple bars but they're all at the same restaurant and the same gym
― deX! (DJP), Monday, 2 December 2013 22:00 (ten years ago) link
The Gym Restaurant bar
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 December 2013 22:19 (ten years ago) link
y'all laugh now but wait til i name my firstborn JP Morgan CEO Lyon, just see what happens you gold diggers
― my whole family is catholic so look at the pickle i'm in (zachlyon), Tuesday, 3 December 2013 04:05 (ten years ago) link
I must admit, he really showed that gold digger!
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 3 December 2013 04:07 (ten years ago) link
She's like 'tl:dr, but hey if yr a CEO we shd hang out'
― New York City Garden(?) (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 3 December 2013 06:43 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-a-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/993747_703934702963841_321731458_n.jpg
― how's life, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 09:20 (ten years ago) link
THEN WHO WAS CLOWN?
― Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Tuesday, 3 December 2013 11:47 (ten years ago) link
the authorities
― how's life, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 11:55 (ten years ago) link
omg someone broke in and left a lifesize clown statue. strngeworld indeed
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 12:45 (ten years ago) link
ffs it's meant to be an angel statue outside the bedroom window. Kids these days have no respect for tradition.
― Ramnaresh Samhain (ShariVari), Tuesday, 3 December 2013 13:10 (ten years ago) link
If you're confused about the ending...
The police arrive and apprehend the "clown," who turns out to be a midget. A midget clown! I guess he was some homeless person dressed as a clown, who somehow got into the house and had been living there for several weeks.
http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/horrors/a/clown_statue.htm
― jmm, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 13:49 (ten years ago) link
The other guy in Paul Walker's car and the CEO of JP Morgan were delivering clown statues one day somewhere in California...
― pplains, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 14:50 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36_NfFcsT3E
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 3 December 2013 15:05 (ten years ago) link
by rich couple somewhere in California
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 15:27 (ten years ago) link
They can't be that rich if they don't even have a clown statue.
― jmm, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 15:28 (ten years ago) link
https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-zE-z5KHN99s/UfLck4CPM_I/AAAAAAAADEQ/8KcOhShjQVk/w900/clown+statue+in+woods.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 15:29 (ten years ago) link
http://cdn.staticneo.com/w/thesims/thumb/6/60/TS_LL_Quote_Tragic_Clown_01.png/350px-TS_LL_Quote_Tragic_Clown_01.png" class="noborder">
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 15:29 (ten years ago) link
http://cdn.staticneo.com/w/thesims/thumb/6/60/TS_LL_Quote_Tragic_Clown_01.png
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 15:31 (ten years ago) link
man I knew some rich people in california who did have a clown statue. it was distubing.
― chinavision!, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 15:34 (ten years ago) link
Because you kept hitting your big toe on it?
― pplains, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 15:35 (ten years ago) link
Because they always denied owning it
― New York City Garden(?) (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 3 December 2013 16:56 (ten years ago) link
Haha, "what clown statue?"
― pplains, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 17:03 (ten years ago) link
and oh yeah, reference to op.
― pplains, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 17:04 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1234806_965262820183_500588775_n.jpg
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 4 December 2013 19:44 (ten years ago) link
two (big) things
hurr hurr
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 4 December 2013 19:45 (ten years ago) link
niche audience breast reduction macro
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 4 December 2013 20:27 (ten years ago) link
angels cd've fixed all those typos if they're that skill
― Noodzilla (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 4 December 2013 20:34 (ten years ago) link
angels do boob jobs only. They're not copy editors fer christ's sake!
― Ornate Coleman (Moodles), Wednesday, 4 December 2013 20:36 (ten years ago) link
blah blah blah blah why don't you just MARRY the angels if they're so great
― Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Wednesday, 4 December 2013 20:51 (ten years ago) link
OK, someone needs to make more of these trolly list challenges:
http://www.listchallenges.com/75-essential-obscure-and-influential-bands?ref=share
― Darin, Friday, 6 December 2013 02:30 (ten years ago) link
― kel's vintage port (electricsound), Friday, 6 December 2013 02:37 (ten years ago) link
hahaha awesome
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 6 December 2013 02:59 (ten years ago) link
why is that shit always so funny
― pplains, Friday, 6 December 2013 03:05 (ten years ago) link
like this kills me every time too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9CE8AJn-UI
― pplains, Friday, 6 December 2013 03:08 (ten years ago) link
I remember unSKAppable - great band
― 乒乓, Friday, 6 December 2013 03:13 (ten years ago) link
!!! my username was "Bruce K. Tedesco" for a while and i don't think anyone had any idea what that was, ty for finally reassuring me pplains
― my whole family is catholic so look at the pickle i'm in (zachlyon), Friday, 6 December 2013 03:28 (ten years ago) link
Semitic Sound System are the bomb
― Noodzilla (Noodle Vague), Friday, 6 December 2013 07:45 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/971432_10202379754113322_485899526_n.jpg
Nelson Mandela, refusing to meet Thatcher, yesterday:
http://www.voice-online.co.uk/sites/default/files/imagecache/455/PA-10101474.jpg
― New York City Garden(?) (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 6 December 2013 11:26 (ten years ago) link
About to say, "And finally they are reunited," but then also had the second thought of "Well –"
― pplains, Friday, 6 December 2013 14:59 (ten years ago) link
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 6 December 2013 15:04 (ten years ago) link
i don't know though, nel did spend a lot of his life in jail. i always say there's no smoke without a fire.
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 6 December 2013 15:05 (ten years ago) link
I am sitting here by the computer by the way, feet propped up and coffee mug at hand, waiting for that first "Beloved African-American Leader" headline to show up.
― pplains, Friday, 6 December 2013 15:15 (ten years ago) link
ya personally I'm more concerned about the victims of crime
― New York City Garden(?) (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 6 December 2013 20:38 (ten years ago) link
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=496319793815268&set=a.336508993129683.78658.336499473130635&type=1
The 92-year-old, petite, well-poised and proud lady, who is fully dressed each morning by eight o’clock, with her hair fashionably coifed and makeup perfectly applied, even though she is legally blind, moved to a nursing home today. Her husband of 70 years recently passed away, making the move necessary. After many hours of waiting patiently in the lobby of the nursing home, she smiled sweetly when told her room was ready. As she maneuvered her walker to the elevator, I provided a visual description of her tiny room, including the eyelet sheets that had been hung on her window. “I love it,” she stated with the enthusiasm of an eight-year-old having just been presented with a new puppy. “Mrs. Jones, you haven’t seen the room …. just wait.” “That doesn’t have anything to do with it,” she replied. “Happiness is something you decide on ahead of time. Whether I like my room or not doesn’t depend on how the furniture is arranged, it’s how I arrange my mind. I already decided to love it. It’s a decision I make every morning when I wake up. I have a choice; I can spend the day in bed recounting the difficulty I have with the parts of my body that no longer work, or get out of bed and be thankful for the ones that do. Each day is a gift, and as long as my eyes open I’ll focus on the new day and all the happy memories I’ve stored away, just for this time in my life.” She went on to explain, “Old age is like a bank account, you withdraw from what you’ve put in. So, my advice to you would be to deposit a lot of happiness in the bank account of memories Thank you for your part in filling my Memory bank. I am still depositing.” And with a smile, she said: “Remember the five simple rules to be happy: 1. Free your heart from hatred. 2. Free your mind from worries. 3. Live simply. 4. Give more. 5. Expect less If you enjoyed this post...
― bizarro gazzara, Sunday, 8 December 2013 01:06 (ten years ago) link
Expect less If you enjoyed this post...
― Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Sunday, 8 December 2013 01:07 (ten years ago) link
"Free your mind from worries"
simple enough
― Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Sunday, 8 December 2013 01:09 (ten years ago) link
verbose 92 year olds and what they say
― Aimless, Sunday, 8 December 2013 01:09 (ten years ago) link
i wouldn't have taken this seriously but her hair was fashionably coifed so
― one sexual away from HOOOOOOOOOOMO (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 8 December 2013 01:11 (ten years ago) link
live simply and fashionably coif your hair even though you're legally blind
― Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Sunday, 8 December 2013 01:13 (ten years ago) link
Her room only had three walls. Oops!
― Murgatroid, Sunday, 8 December 2013 01:19 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/q71/s720x720/1467201_664483106907317_1134830086_n.jpg
^via UK Cop Humour.
― DavidM, Monday, 9 December 2013 14:59 (ten years ago) link
UK Cop Humour
― New York City Garden(?) (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 9 December 2013 17:11 (ten years ago) link
i'm really into british comedy, you know like, uk cop humour
― socki (s1ocki), Monday, 9 December 2013 17:57 (ten years ago) link
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BbIz6CWCcAEM4pQ.png
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 10 December 2013 16:58 (ten years ago) link
source?
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Tuesday, 10 December 2013 17:18 (ten years ago) link
internet
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 10 December 2013 17:21 (ten years ago) link
http://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2013/12/i-thought-i-knew-how-big-upworthy-was-on-facebook-then-i-saw-this/282203/
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 10 December 2013 17:22 (ten years ago) link
ugh that article is so irritating -- like the atlantic has ANY room to criticise clickbaiting.
― mambo jumbo (La Lechera), Tuesday, 10 December 2013 18:50 (ten years ago) link
the "then i saw this" formation is classic facebook clickbait material too, along with "you'll never believe what..." and "best thing you'll see all day"
― chilli, Tuesday, 10 December 2013 19:28 (ten years ago) link
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― christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 10 December 2013 19:37 (ten years ago) link
All Women Stalk?!
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 10 December 2013 21:37 (ten years ago) link
Their links are everywhere!
― Ramnaresh Samhain (ShariVari), Tuesday, 10 December 2013 21:43 (ten years ago) link
that's the joke, though
― Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Tuesday, 10 December 2013 21:44 (ten years ago) link
it's all total garbage
― mambo jumbo (La Lechera), Tuesday, 10 December 2013 22:06 (ten years ago) link
Legitimate newspapers are a dying institution and stuff like the Weekly World News and the Jerry Springer Show were more or less a shining glorious vision of the future in which we now live.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 00:03 (ten years ago) link
I used that "What Would I Say" status generator thingy and it came up with "Old is the new York"
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 01:47 (ten years ago) link
damn welcome to like three weeks ago *snort*
― my whole family is catholic so look at the pickle i'm in (zachlyon), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 01:51 (ten years ago) link
a masterpng of my best:
https://24.media.tumblr.com/1160fbd6460395f8dcd83fe995335cdb/tumblr_mwanr2aVjx1qzb8z0o1_1280.png
― my whole family is catholic so look at the pickle i'm in (zachlyon), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 01:53 (ten years ago) link
I've been handpicked by the U.S.-hurtingbot
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 02:35 (ten years ago) link
I like a lid ON AND grandma love Henning Mankell, also a river China, a river in fact, the spitting in people's lives, and I like American hops are very least until things the parenting books don't you haven't already had a dream last night in my imaginary Pete Cosey meets Doc Watson record.
Chabad guy who wanted to Anthology on my old is more or less so I can just listen to issue official Groovegrass release, a remix EP of the police, we have moved to Williamsburg.
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 02:37 (ten years ago) link
Well you're a litigation firm.-hurtingbot
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 02:38 (ten years ago) link
Dirty Projectors go on at Costco today and when graduate school
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 02:39 (ten years ago) link
You know you want more cameras.
Man, I'd rather just have medicare for all than a taco bell taco shell I'm a summer associate in a Sunday night, because if you got a three cornered hat
Hey, I'd kill to help, hand me a half anything.
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 02:40 (ten years ago) link
I like ghost law school.
some i like
This being so, which of allowing aid/imports to Gaza wrt security concerns a version of arrogance, does it
Who is mysteriously dying? << Isn't this the description of the human history?
The Room illuminates the fact Lea Michele generally sounded good, but Matthew Morrison, at Barbes, 376 9th St, Brooklyn b is snarky Gawkerism is shocked and I feel okay to me.
― Mordy , Wednesday, 11 December 2013 03:01 (ten years ago) link
I've never seen a link from twentytwowords.com
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 03:05 (ten years ago) link
If I knew you live in Chicago for all the toast of copropahgia.
― disgruntled punter (Je55e), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 03:43 (ten years ago) link
but really though, "Old is the new York" is fucking amazing
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 03:51 (ten years ago) link
Did That Really Just Happen? Yep. This Guy Pulled Down His Pants, On Stage, During His TED Talk.
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 03:52 (ten years ago) link
Pants down just reveals his boring-ass underpants. Wake us up when he shows his schlong.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 03:55 (ten years ago) link
Did That Really Just Happen? Yep. This Guy Cut His Dick Off And Stuffed The Remaining Hole With Unpopped Popcorn Kernels, CVS Receipts, And Nickels, And Proceeded To Die Shortly Thereafter, On Stage, During His TED Talk.
― my whole family is catholic so look at the pickle i'm in (zachlyon), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 04:18 (ten years ago) link
OK, from zachylon's masterpng onwards this thread stopped making sense. what are you guys talking about?
― ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 05:12 (ten years ago) link
they're demonstrating an arcane form of nose-whistling
― Aimless, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 05:34 (ten years ago) link
in three years you'll long for the days when anything posted on the internet makes this much sense
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 05:50 (ten years ago) link
Some site (?) that autogenerates a Facebook status based on your previous statuses.
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 08:15 (ten years ago) link
I think.
Yes. There's also something like that for Twitter, I think.
Last night it repeatedly created "I hate jamie stewart" for me.
― disgruntled punter (Je55e), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 15:37 (ten years ago) link
If I do that for my twitter account and it doesn't include "human centipede" then my life is meaningless.
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 17:44 (ten years ago) link
I got a Human Centipede result!
― disgruntled punter (Je55e), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 18:12 (ten years ago) link
Look At These Beautiful Women, Then See How Much Photoshop This Fashion Magazine Chose To Use
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 18:39 (ten years ago) link
I Loved The Pretty Dots On This Map ... But Upon Further Inspection, I Felt Sick To My Stomach
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 18:40 (ten years ago) link
Lovely birthday, thanks to pour himself out into a removable, inflatable boot again
― poor fishless bastard (Zora), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 23:12 (ten years ago) link
Good luck and all, but not the flannelette kind, Sloane Square
― poor fishless bastard (Zora), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 23:13 (ten years ago) link
Stuffing blackberry through fog and Space Dust. Somehow this meme ain't working for me.
― poor fishless bastard (Zora), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 23:16 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/VURrNsE.png
― frogbs, Saturday, 14 December 2013 18:26 (ten years ago) link
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, December 11, 2013 1:39 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I really like the idea of quantifying photoshop use in this way
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Saturday, 14 December 2013 18:28 (ten years ago) link
I'd rather people just constantly point out the utterly BAD design that exists EVERYWHERE maybe we should be criticizing people who DON'T know how to use Photoshop (and yet it is somehow their career).
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 14 December 2013 18:31 (ten years ago) link
well this is needlessly aggressive
https://scontent-b-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1506831_560974907322401_1771168834_n.jpg
― frogbs, Saturday, 14 December 2013 18:58 (ten years ago) link
ANL CHOCO
tee hee
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 14 December 2013 20:43 (ten years ago) link
that santa one is funny, since penises melt in your mouth.
― eh mec, elle est ou ma caisse? (ytth), Saturday, 14 December 2013 20:51 (ten years ago) link
if you can't take a joke stay the fuck out
― my whole family is catholic so look at the pickle i'm in (zachlyon), Saturday, 14 December 2013 20:57 (ten years ago) link
jokes are always funnier when followed by hostile admonitions
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Saturday, 14 December 2013 20:58 (ten years ago) link
what's a vampire's favorite fruit? neck-tarines.
LAUGH OR FUCK YOU
― Santana featuring (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 14 December 2013 22:24 (ten years ago) link
IGNORE =YES :|
― UK Cop Humour (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 15 December 2013 16:24 (ten years ago) link
Hell no i wont do dat to da baby
― UK Cop Humour (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 15 December 2013 16:25 (ten years ago) link
if you can't take a joke stay the fuck out― my whole family is catholic so look at the pickle i'm in (zachlyon)
hahahahahaa... stolen DN...
― if you can't take a joke stay the fuck out (Viceroy), Monday, 16 December 2013 12:51 (ten years ago) link
Not quite as good as "Shut Up I'm Still Talking!"
― if you can't take a joke stay the fuck out (Viceroy), Monday, 16 December 2013 12:52 (ten years ago) link
lol @ baby in bin
― Eyeball Kicks, Monday, 16 December 2013 16:01 (ten years ago) link
i have unfollowed everyone on my facebook so now the website is just a blank white page
― mitch hedberg and kevin hart (sleepingbag), Monday, 16 December 2013 16:51 (ten years ago) link
sounds perfect
― Ornate Coleman (Moodles), Monday, 16 December 2013 17:13 (ten years ago) link
why do i hate that conceptual art thing...
― freemen (on the) space (seandalai), Monday, 16 December 2013 17:21 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-a-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1471092_628473187193848_143896258_n.jpg
― #illuminati (crüt), Wednesday, 18 December 2013 14:20 (ten years ago) link
it's ok dude he left you like 3 billion albums to work thru
― the five people you meet in Hedon (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 18 December 2013 14:22 (ten years ago) link
And, ya know, you're 8.
― nickn, Wednesday, 18 December 2013 17:50 (ten years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BbU_h0jIYAAs3mE.jpg
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 20 December 2013 13:42 (ten years ago) link
holy shit that's horrible
― how's life, Friday, 20 December 2013 13:45 (ten years ago) link
It's something special alright.
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 20 December 2013 13:48 (ten years ago) link
that has def made an appearance on this thread before
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Friday, 20 December 2013 13:50 (ten years ago) link
I've unfriended three people in the last 12 hours on FB, two for posting dumb WHY AREN'T WE ALLOWED TO SAY MERRY CHRISTMAS? bullshit, and one for posting DUCK DYNASTY FREE SPEECH STAND WITH PHIL YOLO bullshit. I don't have time in my life to be even internet-friends with people that dumb, not even if I've known them for nearly 40 years.
― Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Friday, 20 December 2013 13:53 (ten years ago) link
I find this one a little confusing
https://scontent-a-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/q71/s720x720/1459983_552297911529249_1922224692_n.jpg
― frogbs, Friday, 20 December 2013 14:11 (ten years ago) link
It's easier to understand if you keep in mind that conservatives are, broadly speaking, morons.
― Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Friday, 20 December 2013 14:19 (ten years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bb71r9ICMAMI35V.jpg:large
― Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Friday, 20 December 2013 14:24 (ten years ago) link
duck dynasty racist homophobe really is the perfect way to close out 2013
it's been quite a year; 2014 has it's work cut out for it but i have faith it can deliver
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Friday, 20 December 2013 14:55 (ten years ago) link
I guess I'm just wondering what "fast and furious" means in this context?
― frogbs, Friday, 20 December 2013 15:28 (ten years ago) link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Holder#Operation_Fast_and_Furious
― Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Friday, 20 December 2013 15:37 (ten years ago) link
Fast and furious = (non-)scandal that only certain republicans care about
― Ornate Coleman (Moodles), Friday, 20 December 2013 15:58 (ten years ago) link
Obama-ordered drone strike killed Paul Walker.
― nickn, Friday, 20 December 2013 17:22 (ten years ago) link
Guilty lol
― carl agatha, Friday, 20 December 2013 17:35 (ten years ago) link
― Nhex, Friday, 20 December 2013 17:39 (ten years ago) link
― Mmm yes hello (crüt), Friday, 20 December 2013 17:41 (ten years ago) link
http://i43.tinypic.com/js0o7o.jpg
― mitch hedberg and kevin hart (sleepingbag), Saturday, 21 December 2013 17:56 (ten years ago) link
false dichotomy between simple minded and self educated
― the five people you meet in Hedon (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 21 December 2013 18:00 (ten years ago) link
aww c'mon Godfather III??? this has to be a joke
i think i missed the hidden message in They Live, guess it was too subtle for me
― the five people you meet in Hedon (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 21 December 2013 18:01 (ten years ago) link
these are morbs' 10 favorite movies... makes you think...
― my whole family is catholic so look at the pickle i'm in (zachlyon), Saturday, 21 December 2013 18:08 (ten years ago) link
hidden message in Godfather III: send more coke
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 21 December 2013 18:13 (ten years ago) link
This is called money bags hidden messages and truth
― Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Saturday, 21 December 2013 23:05 (ten years ago) link
What are the hidden messages in The Matrix and V for Vendetta?
That everything is for the best and the government and institutions are doing a difficult job the best they can?
― UK Cop Humour (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 22 December 2013 03:34 (ten years ago) link
Seeing all those movies in one place and put under those headings has really clarified a lot for me – there's a whole aesthetic right there, Matrix + Hunger Games + etc + conspiracy theories
― cardamon, Sunday, 22 December 2013 18:31 (ten years ago) link
Pretty sure that the thing "self-educated" people take away from Godfather III is that the Mafia controls the Vatican or vis-versa or whatever.... Jesuits!!!
― Viceroy, Thursday, 26 December 2013 02:42 (ten years ago) link
http://img.ifcdn.com/images/fb10af2a352a685f38501e9d83354b4b6f0663314ce51a83f5da8cc9e98681d0_1.jpg
― bizarro gazzara, Monday, 30 December 2013 08:41 (ten years ago) link
Touched, the band wrote "Adam's Song" to honor the him.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 30 December 2013 08:45 (ten years ago) link
tbf though i'm pretty sure justin bieber is kind of an asshole
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 30 December 2013 08:48 (ten years ago) link
"Adam's Song" was the song he was listening to.The old woman was 85 but w/e
― zanarkand bozo (abanana), Monday, 30 December 2013 08:52 (ten years ago) link
Disrespected Anne Frank in her own house.
― sktsh, Monday, 30 December 2013 11:24 (ten years ago) link
Love to imagine J Biebs just busting into bedrooms around North America and grabbing razor blades out of kids' hands.
― Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Monday, 30 December 2013 14:25 (ten years ago) link
He did no advertising
;;^
― UK Cop Humour (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 30 December 2013 15:02 (ten years ago) link
What about all the other people those middle of the road guitar bands didn't help?
― cardamon, Monday, 30 December 2013 16:49 (ten years ago) link
crazy that justin bieber is displayed as "influential"
― socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 31 December 2013 04:17 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/RscLb20.jpg
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Thursday, 2 January 2014 17:10 (ten years ago) link
Excuse me for any forthcoming ignorance, but who spells it "Ghandi"?
― Murgatroid, Thursday, 2 January 2014 17:12 (ten years ago) link
maybe it's a brand of bicycles
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 2 January 2014 17:15 (ten years ago) link
http://i412.photobucket.com/albums/pp201/sharonjoy666/photo13_zps5e91d52f.jpg
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 3 January 2014 16:49 (ten years ago) link
Just Surrender
― carl agatha, Friday, 3 January 2014 18:43 (ten years ago) link
this feels like a poorly formed Biff-from-Back-to-the-future insult
SO WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A TREE AND GET OUT OF TOWN
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 3 January 2014 18:46 (ten years ago) link
Do you run with your mother with that mouth?
I'm just saying, your mouth is in good shape.
― jmm, Friday, 3 January 2014 19:21 (ten years ago) link
http://scontent-a-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1461304_650335355026597_1337223042_n.jpg
Sorry if this has been up before. (12,000 posts gtfo)
― Maintenance Engineer of Foolhardiness (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 3 January 2014 19:27 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/0lXvezF.jpg
legit baffled by this one
― bizarro gazzara, Saturday, 4 January 2014 14:48 (ten years ago) link
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Saturday, 4 January 2014 14:50 (ten years ago) link
the miracle of the honest mail man
― The Zinger Not the Zung (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 4 January 2014 14:52 (ten years ago) link
lol that is amazing
― frogbs, Saturday, 4 January 2014 16:36 (ten years ago) link
hahaha that's pretty great
― balls, Saturday, 4 January 2014 19:58 (ten years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 4 January 2014 20:01 (ten years ago) link
I thought there was some internal way the USPS dealt with letters to God/Santa/etc... This sounds like a rogue mailman! Or possibly, now hear me out on this one cause it's a little crazy, that last part *didn't happen*!
― Viceroy, Saturday, 4 January 2014 20:22 (ten years ago) link
http://www.dogheirs.com/dogsarefamily/posts/2334-angel-at-the-post-office-responds-to-young-girl-s-heartfelt-letter-after-loss-of-beloved-dog
― soref, Saturday, 4 January 2014 20:33 (ten years ago) link
It's on Snopes too. http://www.snopes.com/glurge/abbey.asp
I like how the macro version details all of the mailman's objections and doesn't bother to refute them.
― jmm, Saturday, 4 January 2014 20:42 (ten years ago) link
I'm sure this has already been posted here but, omg:
https://scontent-a-pao.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1531928_267002353452746_1337911343_n.jpg
― Viceroy, Monday, 6 January 2014 00:23 (ten years ago) link
i do not even get that
― Murgatroid, Monday, 6 January 2014 00:25 (ten years ago) link
evil mailman is fromhttps://www.facebook.com/SharesFromYourAunt
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 6 January 2014 00:52 (ten years ago) link
horrific
― mambo jumbo (La Lechera), Monday, 6 January 2014 01:07 (ten years ago) link
The next logical variation on evil mailman is a letter back from Satan re: Abbey's eternal damnation.
― jmm, Monday, 6 January 2014 01:43 (ten years ago) link
well hello dere pretty lady sitting all bunched up on a chair
― UK Cop Humour (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 6 January 2014 11:00 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/1509912_583364805077341_532916571_n.jpg
hahahaaaaaa
― Je55e, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 03:27 (ten years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 03:28 (ten years ago) link
That whole page is a delight
https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1011666_566551393425349_1244484836_n.jpg
― Je55e, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 03:33 (ten years ago) link
last one, I PROMISE
https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1461034_566083940138761_1149776429_n.jpg
― Je55e, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 03:34 (ten years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 03:35 (ten years ago) link
Too easy, but floating ghostly head of Eric Holder is a good touch.
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 03:36 (ten years ago) link
the helmut kohl one is outstanding
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 03:36 (ten years ago) link
I love it all!
Paul Walker one is pretty simple, but I love "and then hang up."
― Je55e, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 03:40 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/q71/1480544_576603069086848_1910929997_n.jpg
I know my marriage wasn't working, and I know I'm better off in #Iowa. But around #Christmas, I still miss #Kansas and my ex husband #Dennis. He was a cold man, but around the #Holidays, he would always Bring The Kindness. - #MissingSomeone #BringTheKindness #BTK
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 04:30 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/1005805_515962891817533_754397774_n.jpg
― soref, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 06:49 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/1001112_511957978884691_448678545_n.jpg
― UK Cop Humour (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 10:21 (ten years ago) link
relevant to my interests
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/q71/1235314_525983850815437_1412499022_n.jpg
― bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 11:55 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1/1551696_268158160003655_167739552_n.jpg
― how's life, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 13:04 (ten years ago) link
oh, I see now in full size that that was from a tumblr. Anyway, it was shared via A Peaceful Warrior.
― how's life, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 13:07 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1483419_268158710003600_1821370586_n.jpg
― how's life, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 13:08 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/1510602_268610449958426_809950155_n.jpg
― how's life, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 13:11 (ten years ago) link
Then you bro down.
― Emilia Fabbo (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 13:11 (ten years ago) link
Nice feeling that tbh, don't h8 for the sake of hating
― the Shearer of simulated snowsex etc. (Dwight Yorke), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 13:12 (ten years ago) link
hi i really miss youhey i'm in love with you
― mambo jumbo (La Lechera), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 16:11 (ten years ago) link
-- lessons learned in life
2,508,325 likes
― how's life, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 16:14 (ten years ago) link
http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2014/01/no-one-should-die-because-they-cannot-afford-healthcare-one-memes-story/282920/
But dramatically different incarnations caught on too. Just more than a week after the original phrasing went viral, a Star Wars-inspired take—"No one should be frozen in carbonite, or be slowly digested for a thousand years in the bowels of a sarlacc, just because they couldn’t pay Jabba the Hut what they owe him. If you agree, post this as your status for the rest of the day"—became even more popular. By early 2011, a politically-neutered, barely related variant—"No one should have to worry about dying tomorrow, but cancer patients do"—was consistently the most common.
http://cdn.theatlantic.com/newsroom/img/posts/2014/01/Screen_Shot_2014_01_08_at_1.21.55_PM/af5c7b30b.png
― j., Thursday, 9 January 2014 00:27 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/CAjDxZ9.jpg
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Thursday, 9 January 2014 01:19 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/N7Rt1cV.jpg
― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Thursday, 9 January 2014 02:14 (ten years ago) link
can i just
https://scontent-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/s526x395/1551679_10152197496198628_353141946_n.jpg
― Esa-Pekka Merkerson (get bent), Saturday, 11 January 2014 09:03 (ten years ago) link
the guy who posted this is a nice guy and i hate to start beef but he's always posting this randian/horatio alger-ish stuff.
― Esa-Pekka Merkerson (get bent), Saturday, 11 January 2014 09:18 (ten years ago) link
i want to see his workings
― Jargon Kinsman (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 11 January 2014 09:34 (ten years ago) link
Take that, Science
― glumdalclitch, Saturday, 11 January 2014 10:49 (ten years ago) link
My DAD has started TEXTING me these (well, the 'some ecards' ones) as picture messagesWhat the actual fuck
― kinder, Saturday, 11 January 2014 13:49 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/q71/1517479_10151900972662406_1556721635_n.jpg
― seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Saturday, 11 January 2014 16:38 (ten years ago) link
i have seen that one so many times!
― mambo jumbo (La Lechera), Saturday, 11 January 2014 16:53 (ten years ago) link
Was introduced to it on this thread. Still gives me a chuckle though, I'm easy.
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 11 January 2014 17:47 (ten years ago) link
Everything you do is based on the choices you make.
"based on", eh? this guy obviously hasn't noticed, but it's turtles all the way down!
― Aimless, Saturday, 11 January 2014 18:11 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1472846_773346756013227_1839481033_n.jpg
these things are unique to women? I don't get it.
― president of the people's republic of antarctica (Arctic Mindbath), Sunday, 12 January 2014 01:41 (ten years ago) link
they seem neither unique to women nor especially common to women
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Sunday, 12 January 2014 01:55 (ten years ago) link
exactly.
― president of the people's republic of antarctica (Arctic Mindbath), Sunday, 12 January 2014 03:35 (ten years ago) link
women be pushin those pull doors!
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Sunday, 12 January 2014 03:41 (ten years ago) link
My wife, always trying to get stuff done before the microwave finishes, amirite guys? What is with that?
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Sunday, 12 January 2014 03:42 (ten years ago) link
so much microwaving, so much stuff to be done
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 12 January 2014 05:13 (ten years ago) link
people who open the microwave w/ remainder time and don't clear it. Brian? Stone? Somebody get on the case.
― Sufjan Grafton, Sunday, 12 January 2014 05:52 (ten years ago) link
--Sojourner Truth
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Sunday, 12 January 2014 06:20 (ten years ago) link
kind of a Tina Fey-esque feminine self-deprecation gone awry there
― ryan, Sunday, 12 January 2014 16:14 (ten years ago) link
How to live like a king for very littleBy THOR HARRIS1. Don’t smoke cigarettes. 2. Drive old Japanese cars. Easy and cheap to fix & they run for fucking ever.3. Buy most of your groceries from the produce section. Most of that other shit is not actually food. You don’t need it.4. Ride your bike instead of driving as much as you can. You need the exercise and gas is expensive.5. Don’t have kids. They’re not miracles, they’re people. 7 billion is too fucking many. Find some other way to give your dull existence some meaning. BTW they’re expensive.6. Get your clothes from thrift stores. With the physique you’ll have from riding your bike, you’ll look hot wearing anything.7. Learn to fix things. Tons of great books and youtube vids on fixing anything. Or ask an old dude. People used to fix things. No shit.8. Learn a trade – Carpentry, plumbing, electrical, auto mechanics, tailoring, computer/electronics repair, something They can’t fucking outsource. No one gives a shit about your Masters in Dostoyevsky…. fix something, dumbass, fix something!9. If you like booze, drink at home with your neighbors. Drunk driving is for assholes, rich ones with lawyers.10. Do people favors. It’s called Cooperation. It’s how the world worked before money. They will return the favor, or someone will. No shit. This really works.11. Make things – Look around you. What do you see? Yah, shitty stuff made by impoverished enslaved people far away. Pick anything. Make a better one. People want good shit. You won’t get rich, but you’ll get by.12. If you live in America – don’t get sick and avoid injury. Wear your fucking helmet and put lights on your bike.13. Find work you love. If you can’t do that, then find a job where you love the people.14. Junkies and addicts are like toddlers. They just want to shit all over you and everything. The messes they make can get expensive. Avoid them if you can.15. Don’t buy shit on credit, remember what happened to America? Cash only, fuckers. Can’t afford it? Don’t fucking buy it!16. Preventable expenses - STD’s, abortions, DWI’s, lung cancer, head injuries, speeding tickets, cirrhosis of the liver.17. Don’t go on fancy dates if you’re not fancy. Most people kind of despise the rich anyway.18. When you go see shows, bring a flask in. That way you can afford to buy a record.19. If you had told me 15 years ago that Coca Cola would put tap water in plastic bottles and motherfuckers would BUY IT …… No fuckin way.20. Don’t get cable. Asshole. There is nothing on. I promise. $100 a month ? Fuck no!This list was edited by Stacey Yates with contributions from Jherek Bishoff, Chad Raines & Amanda Palmer. We live in a wasteful society. Live well. It don’t take much. Really.http://monofonuspress.com/how-to-live-like-a-king-for-very-little-by-thor-harris
1. Don’t smoke cigarettes. 2. Drive old Japanese cars. Easy and cheap to fix & they run for fucking ever.3. Buy most of your groceries from the produce section. Most of that other shit is not actually food. You don’t need it.4. Ride your bike instead of driving as much as you can. You need the exercise and gas is expensive.5. Don’t have kids. They’re not miracles, they’re people. 7 billion is too fucking many. Find some other way to give your dull existence some meaning. BTW they’re expensive.6. Get your clothes from thrift stores. With the physique you’ll have from riding your bike, you’ll look hot wearing anything.7. Learn to fix things. Tons of great books and youtube vids on fixing anything. Or ask an old dude. People used to fix things. No shit.8. Learn a trade – Carpentry, plumbing, electrical, auto mechanics, tailoring, computer/electronics repair, something They can’t fucking outsource. No one gives a shit about your Masters in Dostoyevsky…. fix something, dumbass, fix something!9. If you like booze, drink at home with your neighbors. Drunk driving is for assholes, rich ones with lawyers.10. Do people favors. It’s called Cooperation. It’s how the world worked before money. They will return the favor, or someone will. No shit. This really works.11. Make things – Look around you. What do you see? Yah, shitty stuff made by impoverished enslaved people far away. Pick anything. Make a better one. People want good shit. You won’t get rich, but you’ll get by.12. If you live in America – don’t get sick and avoid injury. Wear your fucking helmet and put lights on your bike.13. Find work you love. If you can’t do that, then find a job where you love the people.14. Junkies and addicts are like toddlers. They just want to shit all over you and everything. The messes they make can get expensive. Avoid them if you can.15. Don’t buy shit on credit, remember what happened to America? Cash only, fuckers. Can’t afford it? Don’t fucking buy it!16. Preventable expenses - STD’s, abortions, DWI’s, lung cancer, head injuries, speeding tickets, cirrhosis of the liver.17. Don’t go on fancy dates if you’re not fancy. Most people kind of despise the rich anyway.18. When you go see shows, bring a flask in. That way you can afford to buy a record.19. If you had told me 15 years ago that Coca Cola would put tap water in plastic bottles and motherfuckers would BUY IT …… No fuckin way.20. Don’t get cable. Asshole. There is nothing on. I promise. $100 a month ? Fuck no!This list was edited by Stacey Yates with contributions from Jherek Bishoff, Chad Raines & Amanda Palmer. We live in a wasteful society. Live well. It don’t take much. Really.
http://monofonuspress.com/how-to-live-like-a-king-for-very-little-by-thor-harris
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 12 January 2014 19:24 (ten years ago) link
kings don't live like that
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 12 January 2014 19:30 (ten years ago) link
some of those seem pretty otm, esp #18
― Mordy , Sunday, 12 January 2014 19:30 (ten years ago) link
King Toolbag the Joyless
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 12 January 2014 19:33 (ten years ago) link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_children_of_Ramesses_II
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 12 January 2014 19:35 (ten years ago) link
Amanda Palmer
― how's life, Sunday, 12 January 2014 19:39 (ten years ago) link
http://monofonuspress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/thor-witch-hat.jpeg
17. Don’t go on fancy dates if you’re not fancy. Most people kind of despise the rich anyway.
― how's life, Sunday, 12 January 2014 19:40 (ten years ago) link
it is a pretty good list. wonder which ones are amanda's.
― Esa-Pekka Merkerson (get bent), Sunday, 12 January 2014 19:46 (ten years ago) link
3. Buy most of your groceries from the produce section. Most of that other shit is not actually food. You don’t need it.
otm except for the "produce going bad faster than non-food" aspect
― Esa-Pekka Merkerson (get bent), Sunday, 12 January 2014 19:48 (ten years ago) link
I am always struck actually how much higher quality food you can eat for the same weekly bill if you just don't buy any foods that qualify as "snacks" "soft drinks" or frozen/readymade/instant foods.
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Sunday, 12 January 2014 19:49 (ten years ago) link
probably better off in a lot of cases buying frozen vegetables though
― how's life, Sunday, 12 January 2014 19:50 (ten years ago) link
yeah that's true. We tend to buy both.
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Sunday, 12 January 2014 19:51 (ten years ago) link
when I said "frozen" I mainly meant microwavables
that's not thor from swans is it?
― mambo jumbo (La Lechera), Sunday, 12 January 2014 21:23 (ten years ago) link
if so ;_;
lol jesus christ, what a nice combination of the worst of neolibs AND neocons
― my whole family is catholic so look at the pickle i'm in (zachlyon), Sunday, 12 January 2014 23:03 (ten years ago) link
19. If you had told me 15 years ago that Coca Cola would put tap water in plastic bottles and motherfuckers would BUY IT …… No fuckin way.20. and how about those fuckin airline peanuts fuckin fucklive fast die young i'm 50 fuckin years old xoxo swans/amanda
― my whole family is catholic so look at the pickle i'm in (zachlyon), Sunday, 12 January 2014 23:06 (ten years ago) link
the mike muir from suicidal tendencies one is still funny
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Sunday, 12 January 2014 23:06 (ten years ago) link
i am so disappointed in him
― mambo jumbo (La Lechera), Sunday, 12 January 2014 23:19 (ten years ago) link
not mike muirthor
why
― a group of dadfucker types (Matt P), Sunday, 12 January 2014 23:38 (ten years ago) link
take one generic list advice sprinkle with a few choice R rated wordspost next to picture of intense guy with a beard
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Sunday, 12 January 2014 23:49 (ten years ago) link
because i think writing a list like that makes him seem like an asshole (even if i agree with him about many of those things) that's just the internet though i guessunless he's angling to be a cult leader, and in that case i guess i'm a little more interested in the list
― mambo jumbo (La Lechera), Sunday, 12 January 2014 23:52 (ten years ago) link
but mostly it made him seem like a different kind of jerk than i expected, thereby disappointing me
― mambo jumbo (La Lechera), Sunday, 12 January 2014 23:53 (ten years ago) link
i shoulda known when i saw them this summer and the guy next to me, who was extremely irritating and not very smart, kept yelling THOR THOR THOR
― mambo jumbo (La Lechera), Sunday, 12 January 2014 23:54 (ten years ago) link
lists in that "voice" remind me of this
http://youtu.be/5xillqqt0Y0
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, 13 January 2014 00:01 (ten years ago) link
no shit
― my whole family is catholic so look at the pickle i'm in (zachlyon), Monday, 13 January 2014 00:04 (ten years ago) link
21. No shit. No shit!
― my whole family is catholic so look at the pickle i'm in (zachlyon), Monday, 13 January 2014 00:05 (ten years ago) link
reminds me of this
http://youtu.be/o5APM3LIPdw
― balls, Monday, 13 January 2014 00:25 (ten years ago) link
it's disappointing because it makes it seem like he's auditioning for real world: austin.
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Monday, 13 January 2014 00:39 (ten years ago) link
lol exactlyit's undignified
― mambo jumbo (La Lechera), Monday, 13 January 2014 00:41 (ten years ago) link
How to Tour in a Band or Whateverby Thor Harris
1-Don’t Complain. Bitching, moaning, whining is tour cancer. If something is wrong fix it or shut the fuck up you fucking dick. goddamn.2-If you fart, claim it.3-Don’t Lose shit. Everybody loses shit. Don’t fucking do it. Asshole.4-Don’t fuck anyone in the band. There are tons of people to fuck who are not in this band. Dumbass.5-If you feel like shit all the time, drink less beer at the gig. You will play better & feel better. What are you… a child? Some have the endurance for self abuse. Most don’t.6-Remember the soundman’s name. He will do a better job.7- Eat oranges. Cures constipation & prevents colds.8-Masturbate. Duh… Where & when? Be creative. You’re an artist right?9-If YOU can’t carry your suitcase 3 blocks, it’s too goddamn big.10-Respect public space in the van. Don’t clutter, you Fuck.11-If you borrow something, return it. Not Fucked Up.12-Do not let the promoter dick you or talk you out of the guarantee. If there were not enuf people there, it’s their fault.13- Driver picks the music.14-One navigator only (usually sitting shotgun). Everyone else shut the fuck up.15-Soundcheck is for checking sounds. Shut the fuck up while everyone else is checking.16-Don’t wander off. Let someone know where you are.17-Clean up after yourself. What are you… a goddamn toddler?18-Touring makes everyone bi-polar. Ride the waves as best you can and remember, moods pass. So don’t make any snap decisions or declarations when you are drunk or insane.19-Fast food is Poison.20-The guestlist is for friends, family & people you might want to fuck. Everyone else can pay. They have day jobs.21- Don’t evaluate your whole life while you’re sitting in a janitor closet waiting to go on. You think you’re above having shitty days at work? Shut up & do your goddamn job.
This list was written under the influence of lots of esspresso & anti-depressants while on tour w/ such greats as Shearwater, Swans, Smog, Lisa Germano, Angels of Light, Bill Callahan & many more. I hope this list will help you get along w/ your co-workers whatever your job is. Contributions to the list by Jordan Geiger, Kimberly Burke, Brian Orloff, Brian Phillips Celebrity Gang Bang, Kevin Schneider, Jonathan Meiburg, Michael Gira and some other folks.
Thanks for not being an asshole, Thor Harris
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Monday, 13 January 2014 03:06 (ten years ago) link
1-Don’t Complain. Bitching, moaning, whining is tour cancer. If something is wrong fix it or shut the fuck up you fucking dick. goddamn.
― mambo jumbo (La Lechera), Monday, 13 January 2014 03:16 (ten years ago) link
I wish Lisa Germano would do a list.
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Monday, 13 January 2014 03:20 (ten years ago) link
18. When you go see shows, bring a flask in. That way you can afford to buy a record.
this is a p fucked up rule from a bartender's POV
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Monday, 13 January 2014 03:20 (ten years ago) link
5. Don’t have kids. They’re not miracles, they’re people. 7 billion is too fucking many. Find some other way to give your dull existence some meaning. BTW they’re expensive.
14. Junkies and addicts are like toddlers. They just want to shit all over you and everything. The messes they make can get expensive. Avoid them if you can.
5-If you feel like shit all the time, drink less beer at the gig. You will play better & feel better. What are you… a child? Some have the endurance for self abuse. Most don’t.
17-Clean up after yourself. What are you… a goddamn toddler?
huh
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, 13 January 2014 04:13 (ten years ago) link
Don’t evaluate your whole life while you’re sitting in a janitor closet waiting to go on
― kinder, Monday, 13 January 2014 12:53 (ten years ago) link
19. If you had told me 15 years ago that Coca Cola would put tap water in plastic bottles and motherfuckers would BUY IT …… No fuckin way.
Yeah man in 1999 who even could have imagined bottled water, it was unheard of
― ilx snitch (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 13 January 2014 13:49 (ten years ago) link
Anyway this Thor list already made me get in a fight on Facebook, also I got kinda bored by the Swans on that last tour real talk
― ilx snitch (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 13 January 2014 13:50 (ten years ago) link
the endlessly repetitive use of the word "fuck" makes this list seem so pathetically try-hard, even if a lot of the advice is pretty good advice.
― president of the people's republic of antarctica (Arctic Mindbath), Monday, 13 January 2014 13:53 (ten years ago) link
oh wait, is that an original from here. in which case, you got me, haha, but i see so many lists like that online where they do and it's so tiresome. great parody.
#backpedalling
― president of the people's republic of antarctica (Arctic Mindbath), Monday, 13 January 2014 13:55 (ten years ago) link
Asshole.
― how's life, Monday, 13 January 2014 14:10 (ten years ago) link
Dumbass.
Not Fucked Up.
― how's life, Monday, 13 January 2014 14:11 (ten years ago) link
morelike Whor Sharethis
― he's got a degree in economics, maths, physics and ebonics (DJ Mencap), Monday, 13 January 2014 14:17 (ten years ago) link
tbrr Thor seems basically cool but has also been apparently turned into a kind of noiserock version of the whole Bill Murray/epic bacon thing and thus granted authority to write 'rules for life' type lists
― he's got a degree in economics, maths, physics and ebonics (DJ Mencap), Monday, 13 January 2014 14:20 (ten years ago) link
totally otm
that's what i meant about the dingaling who was next to me at the last show. i was surprised someone that stupid and irritating (he was talking to me, there are details, you'll have to trust me on this) would be seeing swans voluntarily but then he started yelling for thor. he was a total jackass. and if thor was what he wanted, and he felt compelled to yell THOR THOR THOR incessantly, i really should have known to expect this.
― mambo jumbo (La Lechera), Monday, 13 January 2014 15:17 (ten years ago) link
basically cool but has also been apparently turned into = he has bad taste in friends, maybe?
― mambo jumbo (La Lechera), Monday, 13 January 2014 15:20 (ten years ago) link
not to turn this thread into a debate about childbearing, but i don't completely disagree with him, i'd just phrase it in a less dickish way, like "you should really maybe think pretty hard about whether you actually want kids, because responsibility and money."
― Esa-Pekka Merkerson (get bent), Monday, 13 January 2014 20:10 (ten years ago) link
I just never take comments like that from people who don't have kids very seriously either way.
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Monday, 13 January 2014 20:16 (ten years ago) link
Maybe Thor has kids.
― Je55e, Monday, 13 January 2014 21:39 (ten years ago) link
My mom had kids and that's basically the advice she gave me.
― Je55e, Monday, 13 January 2014 21:43 (ten years ago) link
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 13 January 2014 21:45 (ten years ago) link
at least thor doesn't go around saying "no one will ever believe you."
― Esa-Pekka Merkerson (get bent), Monday, 13 January 2014 23:15 (ten years ago) link
people who try to tell anyone whether they should or should not have children can generally fuck off
― my whole family is catholic so look at the pickle i'm in (zachlyon), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 00:36 (ten years ago) link
i think it's important that white people from countries with negative birth rates tell us how they feel about kids
― secede already you Tory cowards (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 02:33 (ten years ago) link
the face of new Austin
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 02:56 (ten years ago) link
i instinctively distrust ppl named thor tbh
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 14 January 2014 03:08 (ten years ago) link
my auto mechanic is named thor. he is painfully conscientious.
― Aimless, Tuesday, 14 January 2014 03:11 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/1533809_680839571966910_883983726_n.png
Right, so how about f*** off then?
― An embarrassing doorman and garbage man (dog latin), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 13:47 (ten years ago) link
"social interaction that i have enjoyed"
feeling that one tbh even tho not arsed about cats
― UK Cop Humour (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 14:25 (ten years ago) link
I relate to the sentiment, but posting it to FB is kind of an obnoxious move. It's a "social" network, y'know?
― Ornate Coleman (Moodles), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 14:27 (ten years ago) link
have you hugged an introvert today?
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 14:42 (ten years ago) link
'i like you just fine.'
― j., Tuesday, 14 January 2014 14:48 (ten years ago) link
the cat is sewn into her dress
― Sufjan Grafton, Tuesday, 14 January 2014 15:00 (ten years ago) link
the cats are coming from inside the dress
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 14 January 2014 15:01 (ten years ago) link
the girl with the curly hair prefers cats and confessional Facebook memery to dragon tattoos and investigative journalism
― Sufjan Grafton, Tuesday, 14 January 2014 15:10 (ten years ago) link
apparently that's some kind of project aimed at explaining autistic behavior
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 15:22 (ten years ago) link
Welp I'm a jerk. Sorry everyone. It seems more reasonable now.
― Sufjan Grafton, Tuesday, 14 January 2014 15:27 (ten years ago) link
the person who posted it is not autistic.
― An embarrassing doorman and garbage man (dog latin), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 15:30 (ten years ago) link
just 'kooky'
― An embarrassing doorman and garbage man (dog latin), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 15:31 (ten years ago) link
wait a sec -- is "investigative journalism" an epic bacon zombie science! thing now?
― mambo jumbo (La Lechera), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 16:33 (ten years ago) link
(x) shared Phil Robertson Fans's photo.
https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1535026_245635712272721_2126056019_n.png
― crüt, Tuesday, 14 January 2014 16:51 (ten years ago) link
man that's really like looking into someone's mind and just seeing bad thingswho is that lady?
― mambo jumbo (La Lechera), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 17:02 (ten years ago) link
otm women r for providing men with affirmation
― UK Cop Humour (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 17:07 (ten years ago) link
PUSH HIM TO BE SUCCESSFUL, SHOWER HIM WITHPOSTIVE
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 14 January 2014 17:24 (ten years ago) link
order off the menu?
― if you stan for nothing you'll fall for everything (symsymsym), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 17:27 (ten years ago) link
― Aimless
http://www.kotaraindustries.com/posts/assets_c/thor.jpg
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 17:31 (ten years ago) link
menu --> go out to eat and making him pay vs cooking for him at home
― mambo jumbo (La Lechera), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 17:44 (ten years ago) link
i guess? i dunno. reading that was seriously like looking into the void.
― mambo jumbo (La Lechera), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 17:45 (ten years ago) link
i thought "off menu" meant super expensive stuff you have made for you personally but your reading is better
― can't believe people like things (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 17:46 (ten years ago) link
yeah that's what it means in a different context, but let's consider the context it appeared in here and i think "goes to restaurants" is the interpretation that makes sense
― mambo jumbo (La Lechera), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 17:53 (ten years ago) link
off menu /= off the menu
― mambo jumbo (La Lechera), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 17:54 (ten years ago) link
push 'enter' whenever! That text
formatting looks great!
― Sufjan Grafton, Tuesday, 14 January 2014 17:55 (ten years ago) link
lol @ al leong
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 14 January 2014 18:14 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-b-vie.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/p320x320/1606840_602387746481222_802799869_n.jpg
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Wednesday, 15 January 2014 08:04 (ten years ago) link
justhulkthings
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 15 January 2014 16:42 (ten years ago) link
When life begins to stop being the same as in the past in that it is now in the state of becoming more difficult, you must too cease continuing to remain in the position wherein your strength is less than what it must be at the given moment.
― my whole family is catholic so look at the pickle i'm in (zachlyon), Thursday, 16 January 2014 02:26 (ten years ago) link
As one whose life has been plenty damn difficult, that sort of "you must do as I command" shit just makes me see red.
― Aimless, Thursday, 16 January 2014 02:45 (ten years ago) link
yeah, it plays into a lot of glib shit about happiness that really pisses me off as a depression sufferer
― Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Thursday, 16 January 2014 04:04 (ten years ago) link
Somehow I kind of doubt Leonardo da Vinci said this:
https://scontent-b-vie.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/s403x403/1012338_508520062595633_1672317606_n.jpg
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Thursday, 16 January 2014 08:14 (ten years ago) link
'people of accomplishment' eh
― cardamon, Thursday, 16 January 2014 09:40 (ten years ago) link
but I'm sure I've seen a similar thing telling us that to be really successful, you had to sit back and let it happen naturally etc
brb just going to happen to work disciplinary hearing
― UK Cop Humour (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 16 January 2014 09:55 (ten years ago) link
fwiw, Leonardo da Vinci was notoriously shy of gainful employment and much preferred to slack off and fool around with ideas.
― Aimless, Thursday, 16 January 2014 18:51 (ten years ago) link
Only pussy'ole leave a job half done
- leonardo da vinci
― UK Cop Humour (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 16 January 2014 19:29 (ten years ago) link
http://i39.tinypic.com/j8i2q0.png
take this dove and...
― and yeah, bronies are a real thing (sleepingbag), Saturday, 18 January 2014 05:10 (ten years ago) link
make this dove cry and show your support for Prince
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 18 January 2014 05:27 (ten years ago) link
Id take the two turtle doves, Kevin
― Sufjan Grafton, Saturday, 18 January 2014 06:26 (ten years ago) link
http://s.quickmeme.com/img/fb/fbbbd4c3b50c268eafe3ce405f1c2520e61452cfc2315ab64b872cf33b38a33b.jpg
― Mordy , Sunday, 19 January 2014 23:34 (ten years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 19 January 2014 23:36 (ten years ago) link
why would anyone
― Sufjan Grafton, Monday, 20 January 2014 01:52 (ten years ago) link
what does this even mean
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/s403x403/996581_511310435649929_84946087_n.jpg
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 15:42 (ten years ago) link
Life is waht happens to u while ur busy makin other plans
― UK Cop Humour (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 15:50 (ten years ago) link
i cant parse that into a coherent thought
― frogbs, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 16:15 (ten years ago) link
wait for it
― Kim Wrong-un (Neil S), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 16:19 (ten years ago) link
horrible sentence structure
― mambo jumbo (La Lechera), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 16:26 (ten years ago) link
white civil rights maxim
― j., Wednesday, 22 January 2014 16:47 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/6gornGE.jpg
― charitable remainder unitrust (crüt), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 17:06 (ten years ago) link
#serialkillerthings
― Mordy , Wednesday, 22 January 2014 17:06 (ten years ago) link
http://knityorkcity.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/jack-nicholson-stare_o_GIFSoup.com_.gif
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 17:08 (ten years ago) link
Unless he's staringbecause youpooped your pants
― Sufjan Grafton, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 18:45 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-b-pao.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1622788_10152162803873209_1351336050_n.jpg
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 24 January 2014 05:28 (ten years ago) link
http://sydlexia.com/imagesandstuff/nes_quotes_you_should_know/sorry_im_dead.png
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 24 January 2014 05:40 (ten years ago) link
pretty sure i've posted that image to ilx like eighty times but it would make a much better facebook macro than anything in this thread IMO
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 24 January 2014 05:41 (ten years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 24 January 2014 06:32 (ten years ago) link
i love ketchup. it's one of my favorite indonesian foods.
― Quincy, M.F. (get bent), Friday, 24 January 2014 06:38 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1/1013176_745528875468126_739722933_n.jpg
literally from i fucking love science
― my whole family is catholic so look at the pickle i'm in (zachlyon), Saturday, 25 January 2014 02:01 (ten years ago) link
they're more like bearfish.
― he said, even sexilyer, (dog latin), Saturday, 25 January 2014 02:10 (ten years ago) link
fishpandas
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 25 January 2014 02:10 (ten years ago) link
So sucka MCs, please think twiceWould you be a Navy SEAL if you didn't like dog mermaids on ice?Think about it.
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 25 January 2014 02:14 (ten years ago) link
look at that coy bitch
― balls, Saturday, 25 January 2014 03:11 (ten years ago) link
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Saturday, 25 January 2014 03:17 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/q71/s720x720/156915_711196612265354_1563531135_n.jpg
― bizarro gazzara, Sunday, 26 January 2014 20:25 (ten years ago) link
Don't think I'll ever finish laughing.
― Eyeball Kicks, Sunday, 26 January 2014 20:31 (ten years ago) link
It's just the sort of wit and wisdom I'd expect from a 4 year old who was about to eat some random filth off the ground.
― Aimless, Sunday, 26 January 2014 20:39 (ten years ago) link
"...At this point my daughter looked at me with total admiration and said 'But you give Dad blowjobs. Isn't that the same thing? I think you're imposing a double standard on me that you don't adhere to yourself, MOM.' When you've finished laughing, send this to a Mom. "
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 26 January 2014 21:33 (ten years ago) link
Mum/Mom inconsistency in that anecdote.
Presumably she didn't find Dad's dick on the ground?
― Je55e, Sunday, 26 January 2014 21:36 (ten years ago) link
'presumably'
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 26 January 2014 21:38 (ten years ago) link
Dads just know that "germs" aren't real
― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Sunday, 26 January 2014 21:48 (ten years ago) link
Everybody loves Everybody Loves Raymond dysfunctional marriage gags
― Sufjan Grafton, Monday, 27 January 2014 06:53 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/CV01Y2P.png
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Monday, 27 January 2014 15:20 (ten years ago) link
or the kid gets it
― Kim Wrong-un (Neil S), Monday, 27 January 2014 15:23 (ten years ago) link
contemplate your frozen extremities falling off
― clouds, Monday, 27 January 2014 15:29 (ten years ago) link
clothes optional
― Evan, Monday, 27 January 2014 15:34 (ten years ago) link
wtf is up with all those commas
― mambo jumbo (La Lechera), Monday, 27 January 2014 15:59 (ten years ago) link
"Then get back to work, because did I say that it's time for your fucking break? No. Get back on the register until you go to lunch at 2:30."
― Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Monday, 27 January 2014 16:01 (ten years ago) link
Get me one of those Los Angeles sewer crocs! I wan it on my desk by three fordy faave!
Three fordy faave?!?!?
Three thirdy!
― cardamon, Tuesday, 28 January 2014 18:47 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1233974_684112801629016_322207970_n.jpg
So says the mysterious toilet messanger who doesn't know about justifying margins.
― doglato dozzy (dog latin), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 22:28 (ten years ago) link
*messenger
― doglato dozzy (dog latin), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 22:29 (ten years ago) link
damnit!
you don't justify your margins. you justify your text with respect to the margins.
― the Norwegians are leaving! (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 23:20 (ten years ago) link
i cannot justify my pedantry
now you're just being out a'lign!
― doglato dozzy (dog latin), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 23:21 (ten years ago) link
Making you're subordinate clause into a separate sentence is also nagl.
― Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 23:23 (ten years ago) link
YOUR. Criminy.
http://s29.postimg.org/sv24n1stj/lyon.png
― worthless lucubrations w/ ill-concealed apathy bro (zachlyon), Thursday, 30 January 2014 04:21 (ten years ago) link
i hope one pops up for my name
― socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 30 January 2014 17:00 (ten years ago) link
they've got them, but only if you can fit a women's small
― j., Thursday, 30 January 2014 17:02 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-b-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1/1458676_10153502322330724_1680995157_n.jpg
― bilbo bobbins (how's life), Friday, 31 January 2014 01:16 (ten years ago) link
biphlillips
― worthless lucubrations w/ ill-concealed apathy bro (zachlyon), Friday, 31 January 2014 01:19 (ten years ago) link
unkown
― bilbo bobbins (how's life), Friday, 31 January 2014 01:20 (ten years ago) link
phiblibblibs
― worthless lucubrations w/ ill-concealed apathy bro (zachlyon), Friday, 31 January 2014 01:20 (ten years ago) link
ibbibsphibllibsibs
― bilbo bobbins (how's life), Friday, 31 January 2014 01:24 (ten years ago) link
And walk away, unknown
― cardamon, Friday, 31 January 2014 02:11 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/3Aouj5y.png
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Sunday, 2 February 2014 05:04 (ten years ago) link
is that your favourite tumblr gr8080, the-unpopular-opinions.tumblr
― Battles, "Atlas" 29 Carly Rae Jepsen, "Call Me Maybe" 14 (imago), Sunday, 2 February 2014 05:06 (ten years ago) link
http://imomus.com/unpop6.jpeg
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Sunday, 2 February 2014 05:33 (ten years ago) link
hahaha i heard don henley say "get over it!" at the end of that
― we slowly invented brains (La Lechera), Sunday, 2 February 2014 17:28 (ten years ago) link
OPO
http://www.gp-training.net/training/communication_skills/ta/lifeposi.gif
― Aimless, Sunday, 2 February 2014 18:50 (ten years ago) link
i'm not OK (i promise)
― clouds, Monday, 3 February 2014 01:23 (ten years ago) link
97% of people are not ok, bet you won't be ok!
― j., Monday, 3 February 2014 02:03 (ten years ago) link
thanks, tree
http://redlipslonglashes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/advice_from_a_tree12.jpg
― good day to you, (onimo), Monday, 3 February 2014 21:30 (ten years ago) link
o Let people carve their initials into you.
― nickn, Monday, 3 February 2014 23:04 (ten years ago) link
- bark
― föllakzoidberg (electricsound), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 00:10 (ten years ago) link
get some squirrels and birds to live in you
― j., Tuesday, 4 February 2014 00:36 (ten years ago) link
strangle your neighbours with your feet
― flamboyant goon tie included, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 00:38 (ten years ago) link
needs more passive agression imo
― UK Cop Humour (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 12:49 (ten years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bd42UDgCAAEuPj3.jpg:large
― Kim Wrong-un (Neil S), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 17:46 (ten years ago) link
― balls, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 17:54 (ten years ago) link
mind blown?
― Kim Wrong-un (Neil S), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 18:10 (ten years ago) link
wait, is that ironical?
― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 18:19 (ten years ago) link
and sure enough glass, like minds, is often blown to shape it into objects both decorative and useful!
― the Norwegians are leaving! (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 18:19 (ten years ago) link
http://www.walltowatch.com/view/56432/Combining+fitness+quotes+with+pictures+of+alcohol+consumption+results+in+unexpected+life+lessons
― ...out of that weakness, out of that envy, out of that fear.. (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 21:51 (ten years ago) link
lolcoholic humor is one of the least funny humor genres imo
― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 22:11 (ten years ago) link
And some glasses are made of plastic.
Mind . . . injection molded!
― nickn, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 22:16 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/l/t1/1623643_10152234053285120_1303368807_n.jpg
a new and deadlier form
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 9 February 2014 19:52 (ten years ago) link
You are buying days, weeks and months of frustration
I can get that for free.
― Aimless, Sunday, 9 February 2014 21:22 (ten years ago) link
http://cdn.wikimg.net/strategywiki/images/a/aa/Zelda_ALttP_Heart_Piece_5.png
No need to buy a piece of heart, they are laying around in ponds.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 9 February 2014 21:28 (ten years ago) link
Alternatively, I could buy myself more time to do something I am passionate about. This seems marginally more attractive to me than funding someone else's passion, tbh. Even if they are really, really, REALLY passionate about it.
― Aimless, Sunday, 9 February 2014 21:31 (ten years ago) link
BUY SOME ART, WILL YA!
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 9 February 2014 21:35 (ten years ago) link
let the boy water your plants!
― the Norwegians are leaving! (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 9 February 2014 22:02 (ten years ago) link
hahahhahaha that "i just died" one
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 16:20 (ten years ago) link
ironically, the handwriting font is a font
but that was handcrafted by someone who lost a part of their soul too
― j., Wednesday, 12 February 2014 16:40 (ten years ago) link
hey, thread came full circle
― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 16:44 (ten years ago) link
Handwringing front
― cardamon, Wednesday, 12 February 2014 19:07 (ten years ago) link
This popped up on my feed. Don't hate it tbh
http://24.media.tumblr.com/4dca131795a0da621f98805b075a59b5/tumblr_mzmkzsqE911r0ow9yo1_500.jpghttp://24.media.tumblr.com/57c4c5e1d34b3f92eed4ee515523468f/tumblr_mzmkzsqE911r0ow9yo2_r1_500.jpghttp://31.media.tumblr.com/438562ba90382ee9e2583ec731562e69/tumblr_mzmkzsqE911r0ow9yo3_r1_500.jpghttp://24.media.tumblr.com/6209820060136e2a4327a81908ed2144/tumblr_mzmkzsqE911r0ow9yo4_r1_500.jpghttp://25.media.tumblr.com/189baacf940bff68225aca99eb3cf15d/tumblr_mzmkzsqE911r0ow9yo5_r1_500.jpg
― tsrobodo, Thursday, 13 February 2014 13:44 (ten years ago) link
Sounds like a dude tbh
― What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Thursday, 13 February 2014 13:46 (ten years ago) link
chrysanthemums (a kind of flower) !!!!
― xelab, Thursday, 13 February 2014 13:49 (ten years ago) link
fuck yeah josé mujica
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Thursday, 13 February 2014 14:47 (ten years ago) link
i am constitutionally inclined to defend the shit they did but whoever cobbled those jpegs together is pretending that the Tupamaros didn't do some shit
― the undersea world of jacques kernow (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 13 February 2014 22:46 (ten years ago) link
It is like some stylised Wes Anderson version of a president, he is probably a murdering shit really.
― xelab, Thursday, 13 February 2014 23:19 (ten years ago) link
Was going to say it's a bit of a hostage to fortune, what if he get's assasinated or something because of lax security, but then remembered that living in a fuck off presidential palace didn't help Allende much, so w/e
― UK Cop Humour (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 13 February 2014 23:22 (ten years ago) link
http://scontent-a-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/t1/1922410_574895649262444_1272786452_n.jpg
― nickn, Saturday, 15 February 2014 18:59 (ten years ago) link
-- Albert Einstein
― worthless lucubrations w/ ill-concealed apathy bro (zachlyon), Saturday, 15 February 2014 19:38 (ten years ago) link
http://scontent-a-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1/1623689_219580581578627_1004020495_n.jpg
This is actually cool.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 16 February 2014 16:09 (ten years ago) link
A much smaller, less active thread should be launched for all the facebook macros ilxors fall in love with.
― Aimless, Sunday, 16 February 2014 19:42 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1536488_10152114840294280_222380938_n.jpg
― Mordy , Tuesday, 18 February 2014 13:43 (ten years ago) link
haha splendid
― clouds, Tuesday, 18 February 2014 15:18 (ten years ago) link
wait so what actually happens
― the Norwegians are leaving! (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 18 February 2014 16:07 (ten years ago) link
stevie nicks joke tan rested and ready to go here
― UK Cop Humour (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 18 February 2014 16:08 (ten years ago) link
Wait, is Nicks a known "cinnamon stuffer???"
― nickn, Tuesday, 18 February 2014 18:24 (ten years ago) link
https://www.facebook.com/MemesForJesus
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Tuesday, 18 February 2014 18:39 (ten years ago) link
just saw someone share this dumb shit:
https://scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/t1/1962808_1536221203269724_601965624_n.jpg
obviously a bunch of the comments are blatantly racist but what's worse is that only like 5% of them are questioning the context of this at all. it almost sounds like a response to Zimmerman's recent remarks about having PTSD and President Obama and all that.
― frogbs, Wednesday, 19 February 2014 05:46 (ten years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bg3ZHVYIIAM-Jdo.jpg
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 19 February 2014 21:27 (ten years ago) link
he does look a lot like idris elba tbf
― soref, Wednesday, 19 February 2014 21:29 (ten years ago) link
lol soref
― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 21:30 (ten years ago) link
~Are You Sure You're Not Idris Elba~
― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 21:31 (ten years ago) link
Able was I ere I'm not Elba
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 19 February 2014 21:32 (ten years ago) link
Notable Not-Elbas
― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 21:32 (ten years ago) link
if that is addressed to his cat, it is otm
― 4. Nels Cline and My Uncle Eat Soup at Panera Bread (3:37) (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 21:44 (ten years ago) link
yes yes yr not idris elba I get it shhh stop talking I need to look at this photo some more
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 22:20 (ten years ago) link
POO: Idris Elba vs. Stacker Pentecost
― 4. Nels Cline and My Uncle Eat Soup at Panera Bread (3:37) (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 22:24 (ten years ago) link
If my gf had a thing for Idris Elba I'd totally give her a free pass to bang him if given the chance.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 22:46 (ten years ago) link
cool
― max, Thursday, 20 February 2014 20:16 (ten years ago) link
lol max
― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Thursday, 20 February 2014 20:17 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1920601_10153861122265271_301880184_n.jpg
― jaymchanger (qiqing), Friday, 21 February 2014 01:20 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/pYYEGwg.jpg
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Friday, 21 February 2014 01:36 (ten years ago) link
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 21 February 2014 01:39 (ten years ago) link
ryan adams strikes me as the kind of guy who'd be a gold mine for these though
http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/61/cf/57/61cf570e548afb8abf9791959cabaf88.jpg
http://www.lushquotes.com/quote-pictures/215/writing-and-creating-those-things-quote-by-ryan-adams.jpg
pithy!
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 21 February 2014 01:40 (ten years ago) link
http://www.lushquotes.com/quote-pictures/85/well-im-a-huge-fan-of-ryan-quote-by-elton-john.jpg
feeling this one though
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 21 February 2014 01:48 (ten years ago) link
2 friends shared this on FB today. as these lists go, it's p mild.but it still annoys me and I wanted to post it somewhere
http://thoughtcatalog.com/chelsea-fagan/2013/12/24-rules-for-being-a-gentleman-in-2014/#IDpPDO3WgAROZeBy.01
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 21 February 2014 02:46 (ten years ago) link
Don't worry, this thread is the art of being annoyed by things that are pretty mild as these things go.
― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Friday, 21 February 2014 02:52 (ten years ago) link
one thing that's for sure is that almost no one actually knows what a fedora is
― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Friday, 21 February 2014 02:55 (ten years ago) link
fagan's really fucking good at "so consistently mildly annoying that you want to punch a wall"
― a commentary on self-absorbed youth culture in the social media age (zachlyon), Friday, 21 February 2014 03:59 (ten years ago) link
literally everything in that list was taken from different megapopular tumblr posts
(meanwhile on her actual tumblr she complains about all the nasty intersectional (yeeugh!!) feminism on tumblr)
― a commentary on self-absorbed youth culture in the social media age (zachlyon), Friday, 21 February 2014 04:06 (ten years ago) link
not sure where else to put this so
http://i.imgur.com/I4Y8K7n.jpg
― his eye is on the sbarro (unregistered), Friday, 21 February 2014 19:41 (ten years ago) link
yes chelsea fagan sucks, and constantly complains that calls to incloude black women in feminist discussions = being mean to white women
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Sunday, 23 February 2014 17:15 (ten years ago) link
haha wait i was mixing her up with some other tumblr woman named chelsea tbh
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Sunday, 23 February 2014 17:18 (ten years ago) link
http://thoughtcatalog.com/chelsea-fagan/2014/02/a-playlist-for-turning-any-housewife-into-a-ho/
Really, "Ms. New Booty" is how you're going to turn that housewife into a ho? Really?
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 23 February 2014 18:13 (ten years ago) link
That '24 rules for gentlemen' thing is pitched exactly at the same audience level as those 'twelve tips for a fabulous face' or 'sixteen ways to reignite your sex life' teasers I've been seeing on magazine covers at grocery checkouts all my life. Anyone who takes such steaming heaps seriously is still in the confused and deeply immature phase of their life, no matter what age they might be.
― Aimless, Sunday, 23 February 2014 18:58 (ten years ago) link
http://meetville.com/images/quotes/Quotation-Dave-Matthews-tomorrow-Meetville-Quotes-228739.jpg
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 24 February 2014 01:53 (ten years ago) link
If Dave Matthews isn't dead tomorrow I'm going to be disappointed.
― bizarro gazzara, Monday, 24 February 2014 16:47 (ten years ago) link
Same as always.
― The Whittrick and Puddock (dowd), Monday, 24 February 2014 17:04 (ten years ago) link
Haha http://thoughtcatalog.com/artemis-stiga/2014/02/10-pieces-of-advice-situationists-would-give-us-today/
― jmm, Monday, 24 February 2014 17:21 (ten years ago) link
from noted marcopage "sorry not sorry"
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1622825_1418350671746396_1674563861_n.jpg
― frogbs, Monday, 24 February 2014 21:57 (ten years ago) link
that classic bitch-assaultin' Molly Shannon character
― 4. Nels Cline and My Uncle Eat Soup at Panera Bread (3:37) (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 24 February 2014 21:59 (ten years ago) link
Is that by the person whom I don't deserve at her best if I can't accept her at her worse?
― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Monday, 24 February 2014 22:07 (ten years ago) link
<3 team evovle
i am ready to create a income
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 07:25 (ten years ago) link
"sorry not sorry" is so awful
― clouds, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 13:41 (ten years ago) link
Yeah, that really changes the tenor of the thread... happy to have it hidden behind the bookmark veil.
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 14:03 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1921989_676735889056291_1112422176_n.jpg
― That's So (Eazy), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 17:54 (ten years ago) link
Here's another "I'm pretty sure he didn't say that" example, and it's also a really irritating quote
http://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/1959300_10151989698906700_1514351525_n.jpg
― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 19:57 (ten years ago) link
DURR EVERYTHING IS FUCKED UP DURR WHY IS THAT WHY
― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 19:58 (ten years ago) link
whoo boy
https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/1620617_666553360054641_278565888_n.jpg
― we slowly invented brains (La Lechera), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 20:08 (ten years ago) link
yeah thats
― Corpsepaint Counterpaint (jjjusten), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 20:09 (ten years ago) link
Is that possible?
― Kim Wrong-un (Neil S), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 20:12 (ten years ago) link
I forgets to eat
― soref, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 20:15 (ten years ago) link
my best/worst ilx moment was about that very topic
― we slowly invented brains (La Lechera), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 20:23 (ten years ago) link
forgetting to eat is a thing
― Dan I., Tuesday, 25 February 2014 20:25 (ten years ago) link
oh it's a thing alright
― we slowly invented brains (La Lechera), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 20:29 (ten years ago) link
I forget to eat! I am not skinny!
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 20:31 (ten years ago) link
that thread was not my finest houri just looked at it and i just seem like i was in a terrible mood
― we slowly invented brains (La Lechera), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 20:33 (ten years ago) link
probably forgot to eat that day
― j., Tuesday, 25 February 2014 20:34 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1/14858_882802035082584_900153031_n.jpg
*shakes head, laughs knowingly*
you nailed it, george takei!
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 21:45 (ten years ago) link
too lazy to photoshop coffee measuring cup notation onto a syringe
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 21:54 (ten years ago) link
I hate that trope - "I am such a thoroughly unpleasant person that I automatically dislike anyone who talks to me before I've injested a stimulant"
― frogbs, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 21:59 (ten years ago) link
#mydunkin
― Evan, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 22:02 (ten years ago) link
frogbs otm
― the immortal jellyfish will never die (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 22:09 (ten years ago) link
coffee jokes like this are an outlet for our deep love of alcohol, marijuana, and prescription drugs, which you can't really profess your affection for in a work environment.
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 22:32 (ten years ago) link
It's not that I dislike you before that point, I just can't form words.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 22:42 (ten years ago) link
I should say, it's not necessarily that I dislike you, although if I do, I'm going to feel the same after my coffee too.
the thing i hate almost the most about the internet is how these horrible jokes turn into huge memes and they get reconstructed into a million different jokes except they're all the same exact joke just told in a slightly different order and i can never escape these jokes
― a commentary on self-absorbed youth culture in the social media age (zachlyon), Wednesday, 26 February 2014 02:27 (ten years ago) link
don't talk to me after i've had my coffee
― clouds, Wednesday, 26 February 2014 04:47 (ten years ago) link
Haha
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 26 February 2014 12:21 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-b-pao.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/1654061_10152058885781713_1954639139_n.jpg
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Thursday, 27 February 2014 04:28 (ten years ago) link
hmmm yeah maybe I'll go to china
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 27 February 2014 04:39 (ten years ago) link
i've never been to me
― föllakzoidberg (electricsound), Thursday, 27 February 2014 04:46 (ten years ago) link
the dalai lama told me to shit in a rattan suitcase
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Thursday, 27 February 2014 05:13 (ten years ago) link
you went there
― ronald jerfman (anky), Thursday, 27 February 2014 05:51 (ten years ago) link
lol veg
― balls, Thursday, 27 February 2014 05:59 (ten years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 27 February 2014 05:59 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-b-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1/1797504_615517458503858_2001043027_n.jpg
― death and darkness and other night kinda shit (crüt), Thursday, 27 February 2014 14:33 (ten years ago) link
You hear that, gays?! Get to work, I don't have all day here people!
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 27 February 2014 14:34 (ten years ago) link
― frogbs, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 21:59 (2 days ago) Permalink
It's an actual thing though -- it's called being addicted to stimulants. I guess we addicts are, in a sense, thoroughly unpleasant people.
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Thursday, 27 February 2014 15:15 (ten years ago) link
Until we get our fix!
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 27 February 2014 15:23 (ten years ago) link
i drink more coffee and tea than is probably safe and i hate that meme
― clouds, Thursday, 27 February 2014 15:31 (ten years ago) link
yes but it's not exactly a source of pride now is it?
― frogbs, Thursday, 27 February 2014 15:35 (ten years ago) link
No certainly not, it's a stupid meme. But it's true.
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Thursday, 27 February 2014 15:39 (ten years ago) link
what am i supposed to think is more stimulating, your platitudes or my coffee
― j., Thursday, 27 February 2014 15:42 (ten years ago) link
honestly I think it was just that McDonalds commercial that soured me on it. basically it was a 20-something dude walking around telling people "don't talk to me, I haven't had my coffee yet". wanders into McDonalds. counter girl says, "would you like to try a ---" and the dude says "don't talk to me, I haven't had my coffee.." and she continues "-premium roast coffee for a dollar?" and laughs. even though this guy literally went into a McDonalds, stood in front of the counter, and told the girl TRYING TO TAKE HER ORDER to shut up. as though he was just going to stand there. This is "funny"?????
― frogbs, Thursday, 27 February 2014 15:53 (ten years ago) link
no, it's even worse because his response is something like "talk to me!"
― clouds, Thursday, 27 February 2014 16:06 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5h2_eIzoYU
i still think about this stupid commercial all the time
― clouds, Thursday, 27 February 2014 16:07 (ten years ago) link
ahahaha someone remembers it!! I'll never wrap my head around what happens at :11 there
― frogbs, Thursday, 27 February 2014 16:19 (ten years ago) link
That guy was Zooey Deschanel's ex-boyfriend in New Girl.
― The Whittrick and Puddock (dowd), Thursday, 27 February 2014 16:22 (ten years ago) link
http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/bb/67/ad/bb67adeeff581e01a84243053bca5528.jpg
― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 27 February 2014 18:18 (ten years ago) link
psychologistspsychotics say
― 4. Nels Cline and My Uncle Eat Soup at Panera Bread (3:37) (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 27 February 2014 18:31 (ten years ago) link
"...so why haven't you called me lately"
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Thursday, 27 February 2014 18:33 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/941120_455096937909535_1066747642_n.png
― set the trolls for the heart of the sun (how's life), Sunday, 2 March 2014 19:36 (ten years ago) link
That's bs. Bad things happen to you without you "earning" it, why must good things be earned?
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 2 March 2014 20:24 (ten years ago) link
because the world is mean and man uncouth? i have no idea tbh. what's also disturbing is that this is a sentiment being expressed by a person young enough to use "fucking" in that waykinda makes me shudder tbh
― we slowly invented brains (La Lechera), Sunday, 2 March 2014 20:58 (ten years ago) link
yeah because fuck quiet patience so lame raaaagh ugh
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 2 March 2014 21:11 (ten years ago) link
Also kinda missing the point - the original phrase is meant to encourage quiet toil and discourage complaining, or the expectation of some easy payoff. I mean, I feel like people saying that would also agree with "Gotta go out and earn it," etc.
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 2 March 2014 22:09 (ten years ago) link
unnecessarily combative
― we slowly invented brains (La Lechera), Sunday, 2 March 2014 23:00 (ten years ago) link
waiter hatred
― j., Monday, 3 March 2014 00:30 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1/1618500_10200862433637986_432534288_n.jpg
― ailsa, Monday, 3 March 2014 14:56 (ten years ago) link
http://i1354.photobucket.com/albums/q686/tinyservants/Screenshot2014-03-03at101405AM_zps69251619.png
― slam dunk, Monday, 3 March 2014 15:20 (ten years ago) link
my words words words GOD words words GOD is always right--abraham lincoln
― we slowly invented brains (La Lechera), Monday, 3 March 2014 16:09 (ten years ago) link
obv this is probably being used by people to dig their heels in the ground, but Abe comes off less boastful and sure of himself in context:It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him.
Sir, my concern is not whether God is on our side, My great concern is to be on God's side, for God is always right.
The Lord prefers common-looking people. That is the reason he makes so many of them.
The will of God prevails. In great contests each party claims to act in accordance with the will of God. Both may be, and one must be, wrong. God cannot be for and against the same thing at the same time. In the present civil war it is quite possible that God's purpose is something different from the purpose of either party - and yet the human instrumentalities, working just as they do, are of the best adaptation to effect His purpose.
I have been driven many times upon my knees by the overwhelming conviction that I had nowhere else to go. My own wisdom and that of all about me seemed insufficient for that day.
― 4. Nels Cline and My Uncle Eat Soup at Panera Bread (3:37) (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 3 March 2014 16:33 (ten years ago) link
ha, nvm. I guess Lincoln likely didn't say any of this at all, which is even better. http://urbanlegends.about.com/b/2008/09/12/did-palin-misquote-lincoln.htm
― 4. Nels Cline and My Uncle Eat Soup at Panera Bread (3:37) (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 3 March 2014 16:37 (ten years ago) link
Right, in context the quote is humble -- his "concern" is to be on God's side but he doesn't purport to be sure that he is on God's side.
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Monday, 3 March 2014 16:39 (ten years ago) link
yeah, and it seems like if he did say any of it, the "For God is always right" part was likely added by someone else
― 4. Nels Cline and My Uncle Eat Soup at Panera Bread (3:37) (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 3 March 2014 16:42 (ten years ago) link
*~ K LOVE ~*
posts by Kevin Love
― 4. Nels Cline and My Uncle Eat Soup at Panera Bread (3:37) (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 3 March 2014 16:43 (ten years ago) link
cherished by people who in fact believe god is on their side because they are always right
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 3 March 2014 16:49 (ten years ago) link
...and that god has given explicit, detailed instructions for staying on his right side in the Book of Leviticus.
― Aimless, Monday, 3 March 2014 18:41 (ten years ago) link
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-eFEy6neV4kY/UxTMdHRKXkI/AAAAAAAAUBA/gS9fJm758DI/s506/1978831_594820103928743_1657945072_n.jpg
― eric banana (s.clover), Monday, 3 March 2014 20:53 (ten years ago) link
hashtagged #wikileaks #politics #truth
― eric banana (s.clover), Monday, 3 March 2014 20:58 (ten years ago) link
someone append *waggles finger accusingly* to the end of that
― clouds, Monday, 3 March 2014 21:13 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/1376435_10151918534085764_2083695362_n.jpg
I'm pretty happy that I only get a right-wing political macro once a season or so.
― set the trolls for the heart of the sun (how's life), Monday, 3 March 2014 21:35 (ten years ago) link
The word 'free' is such a dog whistle to those clowns
― brimstead, Monday, 3 March 2014 21:42 (ten years ago) link
I thought it was Fessik the giant who spoke that quote.
― Aimless, Monday, 3 March 2014 22:00 (ten years ago) link
no, it's inigo who says it
― polyphonic, Monday, 3 March 2014 22:01 (ten years ago) link
Inigo's protecting our freedoms in the CIA these days
― 4. Nels Cline and My Uncle Eat Soup at Panera Bread (3:37) (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 3 March 2014 23:02 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1376389_777664468927826_753262734_n.jpg
It's from whaty I think is a spoof group, but I'm just not sure any more ;_; https://www.facebook.com/ChristiansAgainstSlipknot
― Kim Wrong-un (Neil S), Tuesday, 4 March 2014 11:47 (ten years ago) link
These fake 'wrong' memes are quickly making me more and more IA
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 4 March 2014 13:41 (ten years ago) link
that page reminds me of the Great Pop Things comic in 90s NME so I kinda dig it in a teenage way
― imago bantz and the deems context (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 4 March 2014 14:14 (ten years ago) link
I will be hosting a very important lunch this friday On the back patio at Jacks from 2-4. I have an opportunity that I would like to share with the Atlanta family. A an idea and invention that will promote great change in not only our community but the world. This invention is made with pure love and as a gift to the world. I AM NOT SEEKING PROFIT. I am not seeking power am a looking to heal nations and our mother earth and provide opportunity for all. This Is our chance to take action and make change rather than protest. This Is about and for All that is living. Please, I am reaching out to all that want to see harmonious change. We are right here at the brink and only months away. Who Is not only ready for the future but want to help construct it. I am asking you all to come selflessly and willing to give what you can whether it be time, funding, materials, work environment and knowledge. I'm not looking for hand outs I'm looking for people that are here for everyone else and are willing to dedicate time to something greater than but also inclusive to you and many generations to come. Please Invite friends or family even if you can't make it. Thank you for all of your help in advanced. Please share this post.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 4 March 2014 17:37 (ten years ago) link
He wants to free your thetan
― 4. Nels Cline and My Uncle Eat Soup at Panera Bread (3:37) (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 4 March 2014 18:59 (ten years ago) link
sorry for hueg and annoying
http://www.tickld.com/cdn_image_article/a_258_20140310023804.jpg
― Angkor Waht (Neil S), Tuesday, 11 March 2014 12:38 (ten years ago) link
bah read the "hilarious" jokes here instead http://www.tickld.com/x/20-jokes-that-only-intellectuals-will-understand
― Angkor Waht (Neil S), Tuesday, 11 March 2014 12:39 (ten years ago) link
pol pot otm
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 11 March 2014 14:09 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-b-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/1609780_10152312277531747_859836447_n.jpg
― cardamon, Thursday, 13 March 2014 07:34 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/1898249_774275479260132_836641443_n.jpg
― My god. Pure ideology. (ey), Thursday, 13 March 2014 09:14 (ten years ago) link
yeah, over tens of thousands of years, not in less than a decade.
― clouds, Thursday, 13 March 2014 12:27 (ten years ago) link
GMOs are progress
http://i.imgur.com/CupiM.gif
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Thursday, 13 March 2014 12:43 (ten years ago) link
xpost, oh i saw that GMO one. Fundamental misunderstanding of what it means.
― wank-bond-villain-looking villain, (dog latin), Thursday, 13 March 2014 12:46 (ten years ago) link
Reeks of astroturfing propaganda, a la the "corn sugar" campaign.
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 13 March 2014 12:47 (ten years ago) link
I'm 100% in favor of turning snuffleupaguses into pork.
― Je55e, Thursday, 13 March 2014 19:07 (ten years ago) link
omfg. normally intelligent friend posted this.
I replied to ask whether the first pic was posted before or after Pac was convicted of sexual assault
http://imageshack.com/a/img835/6338/29qi.jpg
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 16 March 2014 16:16 (ten years ago) link
Pretty sure this is a direct Einstein quote.http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2829/13242807543_d97d27d44f_b.jpg
― Bnad, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 13:45 (ten years ago) link
Match the frequency of Cloak,the antisocial network! Of course, you gotta sign up with Foursquare and Instagram. Worth it? Maybe. See other apps from these guys: http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/style-blog/wp/2014/03/17/meet-cloak-the-antisocial-network-that-helps-you-avoid-people/?tid=up_next
― dow, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 13:51 (ten years ago) link
http://i57.tinypic.com/2lbcniw.jpg
― real myst opportunity (sleepingbag), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 00:21 (ten years ago) link
®
― Treeship, Wednesday, 19 March 2014 00:25 (ten years ago) link
http://dravenstales.ch/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/fuck_you_my_dad_is.jpg
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 00:59 (ten years ago) link
cant
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 01:00 (ten years ago) link
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 01:02 (ten years ago) link
Who is that?
― Dan I., Wednesday, 19 March 2014 04:56 (ten years ago) link
dave mustaine
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 05:22 (ten years ago) link
^otm. he's the sonic youth guy, dan.
― james franco, Wednesday, 19 March 2014 05:38 (ten years ago) link
such a wet excuse for trolling u shd be ashamed james franco
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 05:45 (ten years ago) link
francophobe
― james franco, Wednesday, 19 March 2014 05:52 (ten years ago) link
francophone home, and then go there plz
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 17:05 (ten years ago) link
http://www.unionhistory.info/britainatwork/emuweb/objects/common/webmedia.php?irn=3000103&size=272x200
Protesters OTM. It's a sin that fascism was allowed to continue after '45.
― The Whittrick and Puddock (dowd), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 17:31 (ten years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BiujlaMCQAAG_uK.jpg
....all those girls are married??
― real myst opportunity (sleepingbag), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 21:14 (ten years ago) link
so men firmly committed to opposing gay marriage get two freebies?
― Mordy , Wednesday, 19 March 2014 21:20 (ten years ago) link
some of the women in lesbian porn possibly not lesbians tho
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 20 March 2014 10:42 (ten years ago) link
brb, going to "support gay marriage"
― Angkor Waht (Neil S), Thursday, 20 March 2014 10:46 (ten years ago) link
"wehn the blond girl flipped over the one with tattoos and started eating out her butt was when I realized my objections to same-sex marriage were unfounded and ridiculous. any girl want 2 do 3some IM me :)"
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 20 March 2014 10:57 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/9KicM2a.jpg
― 龜, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 10:50 (ten years ago) link
think that's a variation of thishttp://pbs.twimg.com/media/BDmVltfCYAAZiT2.jpg
― tsrobodo, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 13:11 (ten years ago) link
― clouds, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 13:21 (ten years ago) link
EVRY TIME ;_;
― two bunny rabbits on mushrooms singing Proclaimers songs (onimo), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 13:33 (ten years ago) link
my mother-in-law posted this. Oddly enough, my wife was not amused.
https://scontent-b-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/1524746_702032569829991_506893638_n.jpg
― nitro-burning funny car (Moodles), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 13:38 (ten years ago) link
― how's life, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 13:45 (ten years ago) link
She's probably a big fan of this creepy book.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e5/LoveYouForever.png
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 14:00 (ten years ago) link
Heh. My mom posted Moodles' image and, yes, also read us that book.
― an enormous bolus of flatulence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 14:45 (ten years ago) link
is there a psychological term for the process that begins with reading/hearing/seeing a statement or behavior from media, finding that statement/behavior "truthful" (whether or not it accurately reflects the viewer's worldview/ideals/whatever) and then fully identifying with the statement/behavior as representing oneself?
― clouds, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 15:02 (ten years ago) link
yesterday I replied to a friend's silly, innocuous post boasting that he decided not to wear underwear. after I commented, I get this:
"gotca !!!........You should not have liked or commented! Now you have to pick one of the 14 below and post to your status. This is the 2014 breast cancer awareness game. Don't be a spoil sport choose you poison, and change your status xxx 1) Damn diarrhea 2) Just used my boobs to get out of a speeding ticket 3) Anyone have a tampon, I'm out 4) How do you get rid of foot fungus 5) Why is nobody around when I'm horny? 6) No toilet paper goodbye socks! Post with no explanations. 7)Someone offered me a job as a prostitute but I'm hesitant. 8)I think I'm in love with someone what should I do? 9)I've decided 2 stop wearing underwear. 10)I still love my ex. 11)I really don't know how 2 tell anyone and I'm sick of hiding it I'm gay. 12)Guess it was 2 good 2 b true I'm pregnant. 13)Just won $7000 on a scratchy. 14)I've just found out I've been cheated on for the past 5 months.Post with no explanations. Lol"
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH BREAST CANCER?
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 15:22 (ten years ago) link
"gotca !!!........You should not have liked or commented! I am trying to make folks aware of the plight of the Monks in Tibet. You must walk to your city hall building dressed as a walrus."
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 15:23 (ten years ago) link
Oh well that explains some stupid comments I saw last night. This shit is the worst.
― an enormous bolus of flatulence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 15:24 (ten years ago) link
Nothing. In the same way posting statuses about your handbag has nothing to do with breast cancer. In the same way that posting "no makeup selfies" has nothing to do with breast cancer. I want to kill all of these people with knives.
― emil.y, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 15:25 (ten years ago) link
I got in trouble with friends-of-friends a couple of years ago for pointing out that the "hey laydeeez let's post cryptic statuses about our handbag colours" was pretty full of grossly sexist assumptions and also, by dint of being cryptic, could not possibly help raise awareness of any issue, aside from the issue of you all being idiots.
― emil.y, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 15:27 (ten years ago) link
remember the "i'm moving to ___ for ___ months" game?
― Mordy , Tuesday, 25 March 2014 15:28 (ten years ago) link
xxxpost it reminds me of this one meme from 2010 where everyone was changing their FB pics to that of a cartoon character. at first everyone was just doing it cuz 'hey, cartoons!', and somehow midway through it became "oh, this is about child abuse awareness!". Nothing to explain the connection, no link for us to make a donation, no underlying message with statistics, anecdotes, or anything you would expect. Just "this is about child abuse awareness!".
friend of mine who likes to act as 'mediator' on every FB thread posted a link to an article criticizing the meme, suggesting correctly that it was pointless clicktivism and that half the people didn't know what it was they were supporting, and all these people blew up at him saying "WE'RE TRYING TO MAKE PEOPLE AWARE OF CHILD ABUSE! THIS IS POSITIVE, LIKE A PHOENIX RISING FROM THE ASHES!".
So on that day, I learned child abuse was a thing. Previously I had been led to believe that it was not. I learned something that day. and for that I am grateful.
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 15:29 (ten years ago) link
In the same way that posting "no makeup selfies" has nothing to do with breast cancer. ― emil.y, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 15:25 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― emil.y, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 15:25 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
It's all about accidentally adopting polar bears.
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/autocorrect-turns-no-makeup-selfie-donations-into-polar-bear-adoptions-9213867.html
― two bunny rabbits on mushrooms singing Proclaimers songs (onimo), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 16:09 (ten years ago) link
Breast... cancer? Cancer of the BREASTS??? I was previously unaware of this terrible possibility! But is anyone doing anything to save the tatas?
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 16:09 (ten years ago) link
all time
http://i.imgur.com/M0gD3Sd.jpg
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 16:10 (ten years ago) link
The cartoon characters thing was (not) an enabler for a paedo ring!
Collected via e-mail, December 2010
READ CAREFULLY......! The group asking everyone to change their profile picture to their favorite cartoon character is actually a group of paedophiles doing it because kids will accept their friend request faster if they see a cartoon picture. It has NOTHING to do with Child ... Violence/NCPCC.... It was on a show that ... warns you about internet frauds and TONIGHTS news.... PLEASE COPY AND PASTE THIS
Read more at http://www.snopes.com/computer/internet/cartoon.asp#WudK9Xbv68e9vMsh.99
― two bunny rabbits on mushrooms singing Proclaimers songs (onimo), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 16:12 (ten years ago) link
The character one needs display to the world is not that of a cartoon, but of a benefactor.
gee I guess we've all learned something today
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 16:21 (ten years ago) link
the ellipsis after "It was on a show that" is KILLING me
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 16:34 (ten years ago) link
that thing gr8080 posted is so fake!
― we slowly invented brains (La Lechera), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 19:34 (ten years ago) link
is it tho
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 19:41 (ten years ago) link
i think soi see more mangled writing than anyone else i know, and even people who mangle that badly don't usually make mistakes like chickem
― we slowly invented brains (La Lechera), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 19:47 (ten years ago) link
snopes says the chickem wuz really a chickem not a man
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 19:52 (ten years ago) link
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/men-are-putting-their-penises-in-socks-on-instagram-for-canc?s=mobile
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 23:10 (ten years ago) link
Seen this several times on my newsfeed
Has this been posted yet? Made me weep with laughter.
http://www.anorak.co.uk/379804/celebrities/21-facebook-status-updates-made-into-inspirational-quotes.html/
http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Charles-Dickens.jpg
― What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Wednesday, 26 March 2014 13:40 (ten years ago) link
reglob
― j., Wednesday, 26 March 2014 13:45 (ten years ago) link
reminds me of this old favourite
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/p200x200/1084_10151501983851210_975789459_n.jpg
― Angkor Waht (Neil S), Wednesday, 26 March 2014 15:10 (ten years ago) link
this one is believablehttp://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/dalai-lama.jpg
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 26 March 2014 15:49 (ten years ago) link
likewisehttp://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/jim-.jpg
― Angkor Waht (Neil S), Wednesday, 26 March 2014 15:54 (ten years ago) link
This one exponentially funnier than any of the others for some reason.
http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/malcolm-x.jpg
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 26 March 2014 19:07 (ten years ago) link
indeed, it's funny squared
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 26 March 2014 19:26 (ten years ago) link
This one had me in pieces.
http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/nelson-mandela.jpg
― What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Wednesday, 26 March 2014 20:39 (ten years ago) link
too soon
― two bunny rabbits on mushrooms singing Proclaimers songs (onimo), Wednesday, 26 March 2014 21:14 (ten years ago) link
http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/karl-marx.jpg
maHOOSive
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 26 March 2014 22:04 (ten years ago) link
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 26 March 2014 22:05 (ten years ago) link
So is noone talking abt Facebook buying Oculus Rift? Search seems to think so
― sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Friday, 28 March 2014 00:46 (ten years ago) link
Oculus Rift: Bulky Thing You Put On Your Head or Gateway to Paradise?
― markers, Friday, 28 March 2014 00:48 (ten years ago) link
Thanks
― sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Friday, 28 March 2014 01:02 (ten years ago) link
http://www.agencypost.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/uncovering-true-insights.jpg
― instant wrinkle filler (Noodle Vague), Friday, 28 March 2014 01:23 (ten years ago) link
Foxy but apparently dim colleague sent moneybags meme round a bunch of different departments over work email yest with the comment "willing to believe anything for money!!", except it's no longer called moneybags. Apparently now The Chinese call it 'Silver pockets full. "
(not sure how the two spaces after the full stop are pronounced tho)
― sktsh, Friday, 28 March 2014 11:24 (ten years ago) link
The Chinese call it 'Silver pockets full. " is no This is called moneybags.
― how's life, Friday, 28 March 2014 11:31 (ten years ago) link
http://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/10169193_10201859053028209_465986820_n.jpg
― wat is teh waht (s.clover), Monday, 31 March 2014 00:46 (ten years ago) link
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 31 March 2014 05:16 (ten years ago) link
http://gawker.com/marine-todd-is-an-awesomely-stupid-right-wing-meme-th-1555109402
― wat is teh waht (s.clover), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 00:29 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/GjUCRuA.jpg
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 14:06 (ten years ago) link
Needs more captions.
― jmm, Tuesday, 1 April 2014 14:12 (ten years ago) link
the prophesy has been fulfilled! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh!
― Mordy , Tuesday, 1 April 2014 14:15 (ten years ago) link
now all we need is a guy called Twice to shoot a bank teller
― invent viral babe (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 14:29 (ten years ago) link
http://scontent-b-ams.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/69264_10151838831531759_1921563133_n.jpg
kinda wish i wasn't chicken
― twistent consistent (Noodle Vague), Friday, 4 April 2014 16:18 (ten years ago) link
it's a list of valentine's day candy hearts without the hearts
― Mayor Manuel (La Lechera), Friday, 4 April 2014 16:39 (ten years ago) link
totally getting custom WITCH candy hearts next year
― coops all on coops tbh (crüt), Friday, 4 April 2014 16:44 (ten years ago) link
If I didn't get all 25s I'd be so sad and unfriend everybody.
― carl agatha, Friday, 4 April 2014 16:44 (ten years ago) link
i'd hit you with a busi love youweirdfriends forever
i love this list
― Mayor Manuel (La Lechera), Friday, 4 April 2014 17:31 (ten years ago) link
we should hang outWITCH
― Mayor Manuel (La Lechera), Friday, 4 April 2014 17:32 (ten years ago) link
i'd mos def hang out w/ witches
― clouds, Friday, 4 April 2014 17:50 (ten years ago) link
i'd hit you with a bus
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 4 April 2014 18:13 (ten years ago) link
beautiful smartimaginativerandom jerkbitch
― Mayor Manuel (La Lechera), Friday, 4 April 2014 18:19 (ten years ago) link
chicken
if ur not chickem post this
― clouds, Friday, 4 April 2014 18:39 (ten years ago) link
oh man i want to post that but ph33r alienating my facebook friends.
― wat is teh waht (s.clover), Friday, 4 April 2014 18:42 (ten years ago) link
FYI YR ALL WITCHES
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 5 April 2014 02:09 (ten years ago) link
Yessssssss
― carl agatha, Saturday, 5 April 2014 03:21 (ten years ago) link
ILX: witches solely responsible for its content.
― in mark spitz's armpit (Aimless), Saturday, 5 April 2014 04:04 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10003111_10152096956082983_1201638022091828438_n.jpg
idgi, but presuming it's racist?
― how's life, Saturday, 5 April 2014 10:01 (ten years ago) link
imagine if "Monica" was a "mishearing" and the first syllable actually represented "my" then take it from there
― twistent consistent (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 5 April 2014 10:51 (ten years ago) link
Ehh, even then its not racist plus I had never made that association before so I can't even hate.
"Monica lets run some ball" might be though.
― tsrobodo, Saturday, 5 April 2014 11:10 (ten years ago) link
oh i get it now.
― how's life, Saturday, 5 April 2014 12:02 (ten years ago) link
open vowels + k/g is the same sound only one is voiced and one is not = they look the same when they're articulated (without audio) and if someone is saying Monica, you could lip read something entirely different, i'd imagine
no idea if it's racist or not, guess it depends on who's saying it?
― Mayor Manuel (La Lechera), Saturday, 5 April 2014 14:39 (ten years ago) link
Well, something about the quoted exchange suggests faux-naif whitester ostentatiously asking what it means - which from a lifetime of encounters with ''just askin'! ;)'' internet trolls suggests a person trying to get to ''so, it's not racist if they call each other that, eh?'' etc etc. Can't guess at the intentions of the person screen-grabbing and sharing, except to increase the internet's pixel density in general.
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 5 April 2014 18:14 (ten years ago) link
Some good ones here: http://imgur.com/gallery/Okhvk
― DonkeyTeeth, Sunday, 6 April 2014 00:56 (ten years ago) link
'On average you say the word "can't" 400 times a day'
hey the word I say 400 times a day isn't "can't" altho it may sound like it
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 6 April 2014 01:44 (ten years ago) link
"If our planet was 5 degrees rounder" is the one that gets me.
― DonkeyTeeth, Sunday, 6 April 2014 06:47 (ten years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BkpNLTtCIAEAc1e.jpg:large
― My god. Pure ideology. (ey), Monday, 7 April 2014 20:00 (ten years ago) link
http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc9f76p3Ux1qasqa8o1_500.jpg
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 7 April 2014 20:08 (ten years ago) link
i don't care if your swastika tattoos are white, black, purple
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 8 April 2014 07:32 (ten years ago) link
Judging someone with ink vs judging someone using a system of laws
― cardamon, Tuesday, 8 April 2014 20:43 (ten years ago) link
a system of laws recorded... in ink
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 8 April 2014 22:22 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/1511217_437156449754152_1852532623_n.jpg
― painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Wednesday, 9 April 2014 12:31 (ten years ago) link
I was going to say someone should make a coffee table book of those, proving that every single two-week period of the last eighty years has been sussed out as the Golden Age by someone... but I'm at a loss as to when that one took place. It sounded like fucking Dandelion Wine until radio taping popped up in there.
Only had I phone ''The Phone Box down the road'' . . .
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 9 April 2014 12:39 (ten years ago) link
checked 'yes' to all of those with mounting excitement until i got to 'and you turned out okay' and realised with crushing disappointment i would be unable to like and share :(
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 9 April 2014 12:46 (ten years ago) link
I'm confused by the vandalism bit, is it complaining that there is not enough vandalism these days? Or that the vandalism you get these days isn't as good as the vandalism when Britain was great? Also makes it sound like the school only had one desk.
― soref, Wednesday, 9 April 2014 12:49 (ten years ago) link
Great British Vandalism, coming this summer to BBC 2 with Mel 'n' Sue.
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 9 April 2014 12:51 (ten years ago) link
Recorded top 40 off the radio? That's piracy!
― ▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 9 April 2014 13:05 (ten years ago) link
I used to play in the woods all day and THEN come in and play NES. The best of both worlds.
― ▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 9 April 2014 13:06 (ten years ago) link
there was a time a boy could tape a top 40 of the radio
― Angkor Waht (Neil S), Wednesday, 9 April 2014 13:07 (ten years ago) link
"off"
vandalism, piracy, sexual harrassment - this is what made britain great
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 9 April 2014 13:10 (ten years ago) link
This could be a bathetic rewrite of Notorious BIG's Things Done Changed.
Sadly I only play online Kiss Chase and the iPhone Bulldog app these days.
― What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Wednesday, 9 April 2014 13:28 (ten years ago) link
did uk kids get "grounded" in those days?
― It's Pablum Time with (NickB), Wednesday, 9 April 2014 13:31 (ten years ago) link
never heard anyone use the phrase outside of a war film until i watched neighbours
― It's Pablum Time with (NickB), Wednesday, 9 April 2014 13:32 (ten years ago) link
I think the UK term might be 'gated'.
― baked beings on toast (suzy), Wednesday, 9 April 2014 13:41 (ten years ago) link
debagged & radished
― Angkor Waht (Neil S), Wednesday, 9 April 2014 13:44 (ten years ago) link
I'm placing that golden age above as around 1984 as opposed to my 1978. You got 20 sweets in a 10p mixture in my day, as long as they were Black Jacks or Mojos. Also we didn't get "grounded", we got "kept in" or more often "beaten" so I think this is after the corporal punishment became frowned upon, if not illegal.
― two bunny rabbits on mushrooms singing Proclaimers songs (onimo), Wednesday, 9 April 2014 13:46 (ten years ago) link
vandalism was the NF sign on the phone box down the road iirc
― It's Pablum Time with (NickB), Wednesday, 9 April 2014 13:51 (ten years ago) link
http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/XqBU47JPRTI/hqdefault.jpg
when Britain was great
― soref, Wednesday, 9 April 2014 13:54 (ten years ago) link
"grounded" wasn't a word, remember having a telephone installed as an event, possibly late 70s/early 80s, vandalism included Wigan Casino grafitti on the side of Martin's the newsagent, 10p sweets made up of a mix of half pees, one pees and extragavant three pee packets of chews
― twistent consistent (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 9 April 2014 14:05 (ten years ago) link
lol this is what came to mind for me too, in my day vandalism was smashed up windows on derelict factories which are now swanky hotels and NF graffiti on walls.
― Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Wednesday, 9 April 2014 14:30 (ten years ago) link
You all didn't have phones until the late 70s?
― pplains, Wednesday, 9 April 2014 14:38 (ten years ago) link
We didn't have a phone til the mid-80s tbh
― Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Wednesday, 9 April 2014 14:49 (ten years ago) link
no-one had phones so there was no point having a phone
― that last dn was shit :( (onimo), Wednesday, 9 April 2014 14:52 (ten years ago) link
How did you call the cable company to renew your HBO subscription?
― pplains, Wednesday, 9 April 2014 15:00 (ten years ago) link
from the phone box down the road, as long as no-one had jammed a bent 2p coin in the slot
― pick it up for ripple laser (onimo), Wednesday, 9 April 2014 15:09 (ten years ago) link
So Britain was great!!! while Thatcher was PM huh
― badg, Wednesday, 9 April 2014 15:31 (ten years ago) link
for me to poop on
― twistent consistent (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 9 April 2014 15:48 (ten years ago) link
Hey, my fellow white people. Let's not maybe take every buzzfeed test that comes down the pike, especially the ones that end in macros like this one?
http://i.imgur.com/BeMiAID.png
I mean, ha? You're not white like Colin Powell? Do the results span the gamut from light-skinned Negroes to dark-skinned Negroes? I don't know what I'm missing, but I think that I'd prefer to just remain missing it. Cool, ok? All-right, *awkward high-five*.
― pplains, Thursday, 10 April 2014 15:19 (ten years ago) link
so painful
― smhphony orchestra (crüt), Thursday, 10 April 2014 15:21 (ten years ago) link
if i ever post something dumb, tell me. thanks
― markers, Thursday, 10 April 2014 15:24 (ten years ago) link
If Britain was so much greater back then why are you even on facebook xp
― ביטקוין (Hurting 2), Thursday, 10 April 2014 15:25 (ten years ago) link
genius:
http://imgur.com/gallery/Okhvk
― Raptain Chillips (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 10 April 2014 21:56 (ten years ago) link
Hah particularly the last one
― cardamon, Thursday, 10 April 2014 22:08 (ten years ago) link
Except now I'm wondering if we could do a thread like this for stupid shit on imgur
― cardamon, Thursday, 10 April 2014 22:13 (ten years ago) link
How about
http://i.imgur.com/tbS1spF.jpg
― pplains, Friday, 11 April 2014 01:21 (ten years ago) link
i'm old an tired, can we kill everybody?
― twistent consistent (Noodle Vague), Friday, 11 April 2014 01:26 (ten years ago) link
new college grads
are dumber than dads
never forget
burma shave
― j., Friday, 11 April 2014 01:29 (ten years ago) link
Uh, ftr, I just made that. Too real?
― pplains, Friday, 11 April 2014 01:31 (ten years ago) link
MTV, NBC, a pickle w/ a cowboy hat, the NHL, and Burma Shave^^foundations of traditional American culture
― Juelz Fantano (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 11 April 2014 01:33 (ten years ago) link
like this if you are also a proud ignorant teenager
― art, Friday, 11 April 2014 01:44 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/1463895_10152092565141275_537240159453159028_n.jpg
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Friday, 11 April 2014 02:47 (ten years ago) link
--resulting post (rogermexico.)
first generation whose every childhood experience was branded by a corporation REPRESENT
― art, Friday, 11 April 2014 02:51 (ten years ago) link
ouch Myspace don't even get a mention
― getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Friday, 11 April 2014 02:56 (ten years ago) link
MySpace taught me how to say goodbye
― denial plan (electricsound), Friday, 11 April 2014 02:58 (ten years ago) link
You had me going! I was all "mail on Sundays, what is this, Berlin in the 1930s?"
― the Bronski Review (Trayce), Friday, 11 April 2014 03:35 (ten years ago) link
...or whatever that fuckin Archer joke is.
― the Bronski Review (Trayce), Friday, 11 April 2014 03:36 (ten years ago) link
xhamster taught me to masturbate
― Angkor Waht (Neil S), Friday, 11 April 2014 08:24 (ten years ago) link
The Berlin Wall falling is as distant in history as the Berlin Wall being built
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 11 April 2014 09:29 (ten years ago) link
http://cdn3.trueactivist.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/The-Experiment2.jpg
In truth only the first two sentences actually showed up on my wall, but sensing fodder for this thread, I clicked through.
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 11 April 2014 09:33 (ten years ago) link
Also, representing hunter gatherer with spear as a lower stage of evolution to briefcase carrying man= problematic imo
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 11 April 2014 09:34 (ten years ago) link
wow where to start?
― Angkor Waht (Neil S), Friday, 11 April 2014 09:36 (ten years ago) link
why don't they all just climb up the ladder and share the bananas and then no-one gets wet?
― It's Pablum Time with (NickB), Friday, 11 April 2014 09:41 (ten years ago) link
Can't believe there are no citations, surely the experimenters must have published?
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 11 April 2014 09:48 (ten years ago) link
monkeys shd smash the cage and kill all the experimenters imo
― twistent consistent (Noodle Vague), Friday, 11 April 2014 09:59 (ten years ago) link
"What have they done to you, Furious George!"
http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100716035040/simpsons/images/thumb/3/31/Furiousgeorge2.JPG/250px-Furiousgeorge2.JPG
― Angkor Waht (Neil S), Friday, 11 April 2014 10:29 (ten years ago) link
if you like the sound of monkey communism so much, maybe you should just move to the soviet ooh-ooh-oohnion
― It's Pablum Time with (NickB), Friday, 11 April 2014 11:12 (ten years ago) link
something something banana republic
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 11 April 2014 11:37 (ten years ago) link
obv the monkeys should have murdered the scientists
― Belgian Flanders Albums Chart (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 11 April 2014 16:21 (ten years ago) link
"From a least squares fit of our model coefficients to data, we find that the number of murders of human scientists by monkey hands increases exponentially with the frequency of cold water soakings."
― Belgian Flanders Albums Chart (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 11 April 2014 16:29 (ten years ago) link
"Mother Nature, she is beautiful."
― Belgian Flanders Albums Chart (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 11 April 2014 16:30 (ten years ago) link
"Before the dawn of Modern Physics, scientists thought we had her figured out. Newtonian mechanics' supporters had not yet understood quantum field theory, or how one's soaking a monkey in cold water might then result in one's murder at the hands of that very same monkey. Mother Nature's beauty can still elude our understanding from time to time."
― Belgian Flanders Albums Chart (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 11 April 2014 16:40 (ten years ago) link
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-bEFgAE-4_28/U0l3zt_PHNI/AAAAAAAD5_w/5Li6k25Ig5Y/w557-h390/10002932_10153894796975394_942432266_n.jpg
― wat is teh waht (s.clover), Sunday, 13 April 2014 15:12 (ten years ago) link
snark ecards sharers are starting to emerge as a really fundamentally unhappy demographic
― Mayor Manuel (La Lechera), Sunday, 13 April 2014 15:20 (ten years ago) link
hideous art style!
― clouds, Sunday, 13 April 2014 16:02 (ten years ago) link
she doesn't look very disappointed to me, but her breasts look potentially lethal
― Aimless, Sunday, 13 April 2014 18:10 (ten years ago) link
http://www.tickld.com/x/if-your-friends-ever-say-they-have-adhd-just-show-them-this
ADHD pity parties - fuck you
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 13 April 2014 18:12 (ten years ago) link
what if your friends have adhd
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Sunday, 13 April 2014 18:18 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash2/t1.0-9/23348_463448797035729_800764423_n.jpg
Life goes onOne day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.
He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down.
A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up.
As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off!
MORAL :Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.
Remember the five simple rules to be happy:
1. Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.
2. Free your mind from worries - Most never happens.
3. Live simply and appreciate what you have.
4. Give more.
5. Expect less from people but more from yourself.
You have two choices... smile and close this page, or pass this along to someone else to share the lesson .
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 15 April 2014 17:55 (ten years ago) link
Sounds like that farmer didn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.
― pplains, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 18:22 (ten years ago) link
God help me, the fuck did I just say.
― pplains, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 18:23 (ten years ago) link
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 18:24 (ten years ago) link
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well.
every good story starts with this sentence
― real myst opportunity (sleepingbag), Tuesday, 15 April 2014 18:25 (ten years ago) link
pplains, hero
― Aimless, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 18:27 (ten years ago) link
"this donkey's lead a long and good life, I'm going to invite my neighbors over so that we can all bury him alive together"
― a farmer
― silverfish, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 19:26 (ten years ago) link
it's an old-fashioned donkey-buryin', by gah it's been a while
― waterflow ductile laser beam (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 15 April 2014 19:30 (ten years ago) link
that story is an ass hole
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 15 April 2014 19:49 (ten years ago) link
pplains, you done well
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 20:11 (ten years ago) link
Should have ended with the donkey stomping the asshole.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 15 April 2014 20:23 (ten years ago) link
omg pp excellent work
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 00:09 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1.0-9/q71/s480x480/1907281_1576195162606087_7578778637664410987_n.jpg
― smhphony orchestra (crüt), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 14:51 (ten years ago) link
ha ha wat?
― pplains, Wednesday, 16 April 2014 14:55 (ten years ago) link
Same sort of shit as this, right? http://www.buzzfeed.com/adamellis/your-favorite-disney-princesses-with-beards
― emil.y, Wednesday, 16 April 2014 16:06 (ten years ago) link
that one is kinda awesome though
― smhphony orchestra (crüt), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 16:08 (ten years ago) link
I don't know, it puts me on edge. I think it's a combination of lolhipstermoustachebacon and hair-phobic/trans-phobic/gender essentialist "HAHAHAHA WOMEN WITH FACIAL HAIR HAHAHAHA".
― emil.y, Wednesday, 16 April 2014 16:10 (ten years ago) link
But then I am overly touchy about that shit.
― emil.y, Wednesday, 16 April 2014 16:11 (ten years ago) link
http://mustachedisney.tumblr.com/
― pplains, Wednesday, 16 April 2014 16:19 (ten years ago) link
xp yeah that's true, didn't think about it that way.
― smhphony orchestra (crüt), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 16:24 (ten years ago) link
http://i57.tinypic.com/16lwdat.jpg
*gets in wreck, becomes paralyzed*
LOL PLOT TWIST
― getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Saturday, 19 April 2014 20:43 (ten years ago) link
doctor tells you to come in his office and have a seat, he's afraid he has a spoiler alert for you
― balls, Saturday, 19 April 2014 21:01 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/1235909_651906848162153_1528895810_n.jpg
― how's life, Saturday, 19 April 2014 21:23 (ten years ago) link
wite ppl be acronyminnnnnnnnn
― getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Saturday, 19 April 2014 21:24 (ten years ago) link
cannot relate to GIF at all cos I pretty much love my job so *shrug*
― getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Saturday, 19 April 2014 21:25 (ten years ago) link
Here's a take on an old classic. Unsure if it's been posted upthead.
https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/1962735_727540510619466_2025582750_n.jpg
― how's life, Saturday, 19 April 2014 21:32 (ten years ago) link
Oh, and this one just reminded me why I unfriended her the last time.
https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/10168031_10154091399310595_5026624035539064593_n.jpg
― how's life, Saturday, 19 April 2014 21:46 (ten years ago) link
Holy shit.
― emil.y, Saturday, 19 April 2014 21:52 (ten years ago) link
I can tell from some of the pixelshttp://i.imgur.com/KzheAQp.jpg
― tsrobodo, Saturday, 19 April 2014 22:50 (ten years ago) link
Got me feeling all (reverse?)racist cause now every time I see a picture of a fat booty white girl I immediately assume its shopped.
― tsrobodo, Saturday, 19 April 2014 22:52 (ten years ago) link
Captain White Girl
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 20 April 2014 03:22 (ten years ago) link
Cant all be Mal Malloy now
― getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Sunday, 20 April 2014 03:27 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/10150712_10152379049291081_2409817444480348757_n.jpg
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Monday, 21 April 2014 06:34 (ten years ago) link
The walks not so pretty when the tree just seems like a good place for a noose, and you just want to jump off the edge of that pretty wall.
― Try Leuchars More! (dowd), Monday, 21 April 2014 07:12 (ten years ago) link
yeah that picture is exactly similar to the dogshit-spattered grime of my immediate surroundings, of course a walk will perk me up
― waterflow ductile laser beam (Noodle Vague), Monday, 21 April 2014 09:43 (ten years ago) link
God guys why can't you appreciate the beauty of everyday reality like the creator of this over the top fantasy landscape, jeez
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 21 April 2014 12:20 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10300707_10203723009741576_6049281991042805180_n.jpg
― how's life, Monday, 21 April 2014 13:20 (ten years ago) link
^ Has a very Ninny quality to it.
― Aimless, Monday, 21 April 2014 17:07 (ten years ago) link
I love the gif that accompanies that quote in the Anais Nin wikiquote disputed section.
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Ana%C3%AFs_Nin#Disputed
― how's life, Monday, 21 April 2014 17:28 (ten years ago) link
We do not see things as they arehttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8b/Light_dispersion_conceptual.gifPINK FLOYD RULES
Feynman: “The question of whether or not when you see something, you see only the light or you see the thing you’re looking at, is one of those dopey philosophical things that an ordinary person has no difficulty with. Even the most profound philosopher, sitting eating his dinner, has many difficulties making out that what he looks at perhaps might only be the light from the steak but it still implies the existence of the steak which he is able to lift by the fork to his mouth. The philosophers that were unable to make that analysis and that idea have fallen by the wayside from hunger.”
― Sufjan Cougar Mellencamp (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 21 April 2014 18:14 (ten years ago) link
"I refute it thus." *munch*
― Plasmon, Monday, 21 April 2014 22:35 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10247194_268004876704042_812929677216875015_n.jpg
― scott seward, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 01:49 (ten years ago) link
Anybody that posts that should be eaten by a lion
― getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 02:21 (ten years ago) link
the one on the right was a better actress
― balls, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 02:46 (ten years ago) link
also, take a walk *and* a pill it's awesome
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 03:46 (ten years ago) link
Polish, Dutch, whatever
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 11:34 (ten years ago) link
Yeah, when is Audrey Hepburn going to start getting some attention from society?
http://www.thefrisky.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/07/beyonce_100711_m-400x300.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_K-GxEk3K0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6HKWuZPrdU
https://www.google.com/search?q=breakfast+tiffany%27s+cosplay
― bi-polar uncle (its OK-he's dead) (Phil D.), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 12:13 (ten years ago) link
http://news.distractify.com/people/scenes-from-the-past-you-never-expected-never-seen-before/?v=1
distractify!
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 17:36 (ten years ago) link
the replicant Audrey Hepburn in that Galaxy ad is so creepy
― soref, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 17:54 (ten years ago) link
'Two winners of a 1922 Beauty Pageant, when beauty standards were much different' seems unnecessarily jerky. I think the woman on the left is Eva Fridell?
http://www.seattlepi.com/local/article/Eva-Fridell-1893-2004-1140252.php
― soref, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 18:03 (ten years ago) link
much different
― ▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 18:12 (ten years ago) link
So is that Hitler photo supposed to be wacky? Cos it feels a little out of place next to the zookeeper watering penguins and anachronistic bathing suits.
― ▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 18:15 (ten years ago) link
those wacky nazis
― nitro-burning funny car (Moodles), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 20:13 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/1978651_10152361799534313_2224607366097931877_n.jpg
― From Tha Crouuuch To Da Palacios (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 24 April 2014 16:12 (ten years ago) link
baaaaarrrrrrffffffff
― carl agatha, Thursday, 24 April 2014 16:16 (ten years ago) link
bleuch
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 24 April 2014 21:43 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/1538685_768045339881419_8766548197079424173_n.jpg
― nickn, Friday, 25 April 2014 04:18 (nine years ago) link
(poop emoji)
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 25 April 2014 04:27 (nine years ago) link
sometimes I feel like if there was an app to automatically filter out all the annoying terrible unfunny shit people post I'd see like 5 people's posts in a given day
― getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Friday, 25 April 2014 04:28 (nine years ago) link
the worst is that one eCard or whatever that says "I was told dress for the job you want, not the one you have, so now I'm sitting in HR's office wearing my Catwoman costume" or some shit.
HAR
― getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Friday, 25 April 2014 04:29 (nine years ago) link
iliketoquote isthisREALLYmylife
http://media-cache-cd0.pinimg.com/236x/e2/ac/d8/e2acd8fba0cf3c73e1ff01e8a331ed2a.jpg http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/6c/b9/c8/6cb9c88a2c71233cd45563ad814016d0.jpg
― pick it up for ripple laser (onimo), Friday, 25 April 2014 11:27 (nine years ago) link
thanks earl dribble jr
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1.0-9/10155260_671613119541739_4373507893014351862_n.jpg
― Mayor Manuel (La Lechera), Saturday, 26 April 2014 16:12 (nine years ago) link
omg there's another one just a few posts down -- who the fuck is earl dibbles jr and who asked him?!
https://scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/10308200_627831383972827_1144173640962133588_n.jpg
― Mayor Manuel (La Lechera), Saturday, 26 April 2014 16:14 (nine years ago) link
country music singer apparently :/
― getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 April 2014 16:15 (nine years ago) link
https://twitter.com/EarlDibblesJr
― smhphony orchestra (crüt), Saturday, 26 April 2014 16:16 (nine years ago) link
added to shit list
― Mayor Manuel (La Lechera), Saturday, 26 April 2014 16:16 (nine years ago) link
i think someone might be pulling our leg a little.
https://s-media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/be/25/bf/be25bfc0dfd036e93746c87bfc2dcdf4.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 26 April 2014 16:17 (nine years ago) link
― smhphony orchestra (crüt), Saturday, 26 April 2014 16:18 (nine years ago) link
maybe but the people posting these images on my fb feed are all like amirite?he's repulsive
― Mayor Manuel (La Lechera), Saturday, 26 April 2014 16:18 (nine years ago) link
http://31.media.tumblr.com/bbbca1e72c5463ef9143178a1b1ca07f/tumblr_n0e6pi0XYW1rqgsgro1_r1_500.gif
― pplains, Saturday, 26 April 2014 16:19 (nine years ago) link
i love how shitty country dudes' tats are
― j., Saturday, 26 April 2014 16:22 (nine years ago) link
http://www.savingcountrymusic.com/the-curious-case-of-granger-smith-earl-dibbles-jr
― pplains, Saturday, 26 April 2014 16:22 (nine years ago) link
oh man, I remember a song of his from a few years ago, it sounds pretty awesome when you're drunk at a redneck bar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCVTq-UW2h4
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 26 April 2014 16:23 (nine years ago) link
h8 the way he trades on earl dibbles sr's name too
― avinit garde (wins), Saturday, 26 April 2014 16:23 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vx5A6WMFzig
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 26 April 2014 16:24 (nine years ago) link
you have to be real, real drunk. like sing along to "Red Solo Cup" drunk
http://i58.tinypic.com/2h6gape.jpg
― getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 April 2014 16:32 (nine years ago) link
i thought he might be a shitty motivational speaker or a preacher of some kindhow wrong was i
― Mayor Manuel (La Lechera), Saturday, 26 April 2014 16:47 (nine years ago) link
I've noticed lately at the student gym that there seem to be tons of 20 year old frat bros with ridiculously terrible 1990s tribal tattoos and I really can't understand how this happens.
― joygoat, Saturday, 26 April 2014 18:02 (nine years ago) link
Down the street from me is the Kandy Shoppe tattoo studio that advertises "$20 BIG TATTOOS." I kind of want to stop in just to check out the artists' portfolios.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 26 April 2014 20:22 (nine years ago) link
'we do 157 variations on the YOLO theme'
― getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 April 2014 20:22 (nine years ago) link
There was some troubled QB that came to spring practice all out of shape a few years ago, and the coaching staff said they had already had his concerns since he came back from break with a tattoo on his back the size of a pancake.
And I was disappointed because the first time I heard about that, I thought the guy had gotten a tattoo of a pancake on his back. No wonder we didn't go to the Citrus Bowl that year.
― pplains, Saturday, 26 April 2014 21:43 (nine years ago) link
pls to chemically castrate whoever put this image tgether.
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 27 April 2014 05:19 (nine years ago) link
that girl is like 5
― mattresslessness, Sunday, 27 April 2014 06:33 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash2/t1.0-9/530887_10150639659656344_1988854631_n.jpgARGH
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:03 (nine years ago) link
http://d202m5krfqbpi5.cloudfront.net/books/1344369110l/310039.jpg
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:19 (nine years ago) link
what a terrible person
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:43 (nine years ago) link
just grateful I can still make out with other band members' boyfriends at the bar tbh
― From Tha Crouuuch To Da Palacios (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 07:53 (nine years ago) link
like the half-hearted attempts at pronoun inclusiveness in the middle of gender specific 'no Yoko' crap.
― Try Leuchars More! (dowd), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 08:24 (nine years ago) link
Oh god my housemate's mum just posted the same "when you buy from the artist" BS as in the OG post but in a diff format arrrrgh.
― the Bronski Review (Trayce), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 08:40 (nine years ago) link
It's true, artists are better than normal people. j/k
― ▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 16:21 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10155004_10151961585521901_1544257547021627939_n.jpg
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 13:36 (nine years ago) link
| In the end, Paul McCartney always wins.
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 13:37 (nine years ago) link
Show me some men who look like old lesbians!
― Try Leuchars More! (dowd), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 13:42 (nine years ago) link
Beat me at Rock Band one more time and you're out of the will!
― nitro-burning funny car (Moodles), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 13:43 (nine years ago) link
"My children beat me at Punch Out on the video game so I ate their children. I'm Mike Tyson, goddammit, don't ever forget that."
― pplains, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 13:58 (nine years ago) link
Some of you all might want to skip this next post, because it's strictly for INTELLECTUALS
http://m.tickld.com/x/20-jokes-that-only-intellectuals-will-understand
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 22:41 (nine years ago) link
show me some men who look like old admiral ackbars
― balls, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 22:57 (nine years ago) link
THERE IS ONLY ONE KIND OF INTELLIGENCE! xp
― clouds, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 23:42 (nine years ago) link
Man #4 units joke makes me want to puke
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 1 May 2014 00:57 (nine years ago) link
And I will punch a logician in the face
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 1 May 2014 00:59 (nine years ago) link
Interesting how the "mathematician and engineer" are always assumed to be male in these jokes
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 1 May 2014 01:00 (nine years ago) link
Moral of #7: only intellectuals understand roman numerals.
― Aimless, Thursday, 1 May 2014 01:14 (nine years ago) link
http://scontent-b-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10313854_10152164339814121_4646754033926386472_n.jpg
― ▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 1 May 2014 13:30 (nine years ago) link
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, May 1, 2014 1:00 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
helium, too
― From Tha Crouuuch To Da Palacios (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 1 May 2014 13:56 (nine years ago) link
it's HE-lium, not SHE-lium
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 1 May 2014 14:07 (nine years ago) link
http://media.bizj.us/view/img/2564541/img0939*600xx3096-2061-70-140.jpg
― silverfish, Thursday, 1 May 2014 18:18 (nine years ago) link
bahaha
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 2 May 2014 05:14 (nine years ago) link
xps intellectuals know stuff, so knowing about some stuff makes u an intellectual
― wins, Friday, 2 May 2014 06:26 (nine years ago) link
It's simple logic
What u call a sillyjism
― wins, Friday, 2 May 2014 06:27 (nine years ago) link
in Chinese this is called "silly jism"
― you poll a lot, but you're not saying anything (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 May 2014 06:28 (nine years ago) link
share if you're a intellectual too!
15 ways you know you're an intellectual
― difficult listening hour, Friday, 2 May 2014 06:31 (nine years ago) link
1. You have been executed by the Khmer Rouge
― you poll a lot, but you're not saying anything (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 May 2014 06:32 (nine years ago) link
2. glasses
― difficult listening hour, Friday, 2 May 2014 06:33 (nine years ago) link
3. impenetrable French accent
― you poll a lot, but you're not saying anything (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 May 2014 06:36 (nine years ago) link
4. you know about david bowie
― difficult listening hour, Friday, 2 May 2014 06:38 (nine years ago) link
5. Unemployed amirite
― wins, Friday, 2 May 2014 06:48 (nine years ago) link
6. you read books for fun that aren't about teenage wizards
― you poll a lot, but you're not saying anything (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 May 2014 07:28 (nine years ago) link
7. ur well into sharing listicles on social media
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 2 May 2014 09:26 (nine years ago) link
8. You are a teenage wizard
― nitro-burning funny car (Moodles), Friday, 2 May 2014 13:35 (nine years ago) link
9. You read a joke about logicians and don't want to smack the joke writer over the head
― ▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 2 May 2014 13:43 (nine years ago) link
10. other people are dum
― conrad, Friday, 2 May 2014 13:46 (nine years ago) link
11. Follow I Fucking Love Science on Facebook
― 1 pONO 3v3Ry+h1n G!!!1 (dog latin), Friday, 2 May 2014 13:47 (nine years ago) link
12. Loathed by fascists
― 1 pONO 3v3Ry+h1n G!!!1 (dog latin), Friday, 2 May 2014 13:48 (nine years ago) link
13. can make the case that Khmer Rouge weren't fascists
― conrad, Friday, 2 May 2014 13:51 (nine years ago) link
this is not an artist thing but some people from my high school really like this page https://www.facebook.com/MommysTimeOutWine
― funch dressing (La Lechera), Friday, 2 May 2014 13:54 (nine years ago) link
14. have heard of Khmer Rouge lol that snds like a kind of make up bruv
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 2 May 2014 13:57 (nine years ago) link
xp it's sad how so much web humor is centered around "i am also x, and i get what you are saying"
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:44 (nine years ago) link
every xkcd joke is "yes, i am a scientist and feel special because this is an inside joke i get" and the MommysTimeOutWine is the same thing for mothers.
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:45 (nine years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0nmeszmws1qibz0jo1_r1_500.png
― Diddley Hollyberry (Phil D.), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:46 (nine years ago) link
i never thought anyone else found having kids stressful until i discovered this facebook page wow the internet is amazing
― clouds, Friday, 2 May 2014 16:46 (nine years ago) link
like there's some kind of joke's (insideness)*(quality) product that must be met, and these people choose a high (insideness) coefficient and then proceed to be complete hacks with a large base of followers that "get it"
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:48 (nine years ago) link
and as clouds points out, we all "get it". it's just not very funny.
and there you have my poor analysis of a very simple phenomenon, which happens when I have too much coffee!
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:51 (nine years ago) link
*starts TooMuchCoffeeBeforeBoringAnalysis web comic* we've all been there, right!
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:52 (nine years ago) link
time for your mommy wine
― funch dressing (La Lechera), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:57 (nine years ago) link
need a pinot grig and an empty canvas to relax myself
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 2 May 2014 17:04 (nine years ago) link
Ugh "mommy wine"
― carl agatha, Friday, 2 May 2014 17:16 (nine years ago) link
there is something kind of gross abt mothers referring to themselves collectively as mommies, idk why tho
― clouds, Friday, 2 May 2014 17:20 (nine years ago) link
https://twitter.com/CoryBooker/status/461955317694091265
― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Friday, 2 May 2014 17:25 (nine years ago) link
xp well, infantilizing people isn't a great look imo, even when they're infants
― nostalgie de couilles (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 May 2014 17:26 (nine years ago) link
believe Leary's son will have reached his mid-20s by now. who's got the inside track on his litany of prejudices?
― From Tha Crouuuch To Da Palacios (DJ Mencap), Friday, 2 May 2014 17:45 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1.0-9/58097_215055181982652_977327529_n.jpg
― goth colouring book (anagram), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 13:50 (nine years ago) link
Like Harry Nilsson?
― nitro-burning funny car (Moodles), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 13:52 (nine years ago) link
iiiiuhii-solation
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 14:04 (nine years ago) link
Honesty is like Flatulence, everyone finds their own refreshing.. (M. Grout)
― Mark G, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 14:33 (nine years ago) link
"to be honest John i think you're a cunt"
― nostalgie de couilles (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 14:50 (nine years ago) link
What made you want to become friends with multi-millionaire rock star, John Lennon?
― A frenzied geologist (Tom D.), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 14:52 (nine years ago) link
"To be honest, John, I always preferred Paul's songs."
― A frenzied geologist (Tom D.), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 14:55 (nine years ago) link
Vatic, vapid and phatic.
― cardamon, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 17:24 (nine years ago) link
to be honest, i was a cunt to everyone except my dear friend heroin
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 18:48 (nine years ago) link
this showed up on my feed today and it is the most irritating one I have seen in a while:
http://www.tickld.com/x/this-guy-isnt-having-sex-tonight
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 05:26 (nine years ago) link
women be almost nearing sexual satisfaction
― From Tha Crouuuch To Da Palacios (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 07:09 (nine years ago) link
Worst ariane walkthrough yet
― Mark G, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 08:19 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/s526x395/10276060_10152106125768861_6488768517077342549_n.jpg
― goth colouring book (anagram), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 09:27 (nine years ago) link
U know not their saved games
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 13:52 (nine years ago) link
Not everyone is on the same level.
― pplains, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 13:52 (nine years ago) link
― Mark G, Wednesday, May 7, 2014 3:19 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
lollllllllllll
― frogbs, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 13:55 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/1606872_797342576942986_6435660428091029066_n.jpg
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 15:44 (nine years ago) link
It's funny because they've got weird eyes.
exciting range of ways to be offensive there
― nostalgie de couilles (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 15:46 (nine years ago) link
Milliband comes out best there.
― Try Leuchars More! (dowd), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 21:26 (nine years ago) link
https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-AhOy5E0FsTk/U2jELV0WnFI/AAAAAAAAPXs/AdLswJ1NwS8/w557-h791/1447f79447b32d3461a92ba789906c47.jpg
― wat is teh waht (s.clover), Thursday, 8 May 2014 13:24 (nine years ago) link
the person posting this "my wife" stuff is, as far as i know, single, and has never been married
― wat is teh waht (s.clover), Thursday, 8 May 2014 13:25 (nine years ago) link
must be prty cool to have a wife tho huh
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 8 May 2014 13:27 (nine years ago) link
my gf's cousin has been telling 'my wife' jokes since he was in high school. I suspect his reasons are complicated.
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 8 May 2014 13:52 (nine years ago) link
Must be amazingly cool to have a wife with access to the world's knowledge. Though I fear it would send a mere mortal insane, so she's probably some kind of robot wife. Also cool.
― emil.y, Thursday, 8 May 2014 14:07 (nine years ago) link
"and this is my wife, IBM Watson"
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 8 May 2014 14:17 (nine years ago) link
If my wife is Google, then I must be Ask Jeeves.
― pplains, Thursday, 8 May 2014 16:34 (nine years ago) link
no, you are dogpile ;_;
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 8 May 2014 18:01 (nine years ago) link
(but not really)
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 8 May 2014 18:31 (nine years ago) link
http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g261/luv2luvnelly/00FakeLaugh.gif
― pplains, Thursday, 8 May 2014 18:41 (nine years ago) link
Hahaha
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 8 May 2014 19:00 (nine years ago) link
i actually know someone who was on jeopardy and lost the lead in final jeopardy bc he chose alta vista over google as the most popular search engine.
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 8 May 2014 19:09 (nine years ago) link
it seems crazy now. but i actually used ask jeeves, alta vista, dogpile, etc. back in the day. that 'dogpile' even exists is absurd. not worth my horribly formed joek. but it's absurd.
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 8 May 2014 19:10 (nine years ago) link
Remember Mama? I used that one.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 8 May 2014 19:22 (nine years ago) link
"I don't have to ask my wife - she left me because I'm an unbearable prick"
― Try Leuchars More! (dowd), Thursday, 8 May 2014 20:49 (nine years ago) link
oh godthis is just pathetic
https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/t1.0-9/1898272_709228039127512_12777537_n.jpg
― funch dressing (La Lechera), Thursday, 8 May 2014 23:14 (nine years ago) link
Mmmmm, camera ham.
― emil.y, Thursday, 8 May 2014 23:15 (nine years ago) link
sorry stevie nicks, you have to pick one
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Thursday, 8 May 2014 23:24 (nine years ago) link
Butter or Fly PICK ONE MARIAH
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 8 May 2014 23:43 (nine years ago) link
sorry bo jackson
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 9 May 2014 00:12 (nine years ago) link
u must specialize
flatbread or pizza: PICK ONE, SUBWAY
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 9 May 2014 00:53 (nine years ago) link
markers or waterface. no switzerlands allowed.
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 9 May 2014 00:58 (nine years ago) link
am I a country or a rock?
― chinavision!, Friday, 9 May 2014 01:00 (nine years ago) link
you are the country rock song 'like a rock'
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 9 May 2014 01:03 (nine years ago) link
but you also have a country in you display name so that's 2 vs. 2 it's a toss up
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 9 May 2014 01:04 (nine years ago) link
vegemite or grrl
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 9 May 2014 01:32 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/oXKhJpa.jpg
― smhphony orchestra (crüt), Friday, 9 May 2014 12:45 (nine years ago) link
lol @ "Leather or lace? McDonald's or Taco Bell?"
― smhphony orchestra (crüt), Friday, 9 May 2014 12:46 (nine years ago) link
gifs that make me ashamed to be a socialist for $500
― getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Friday, 9 May 2014 15:12 (nine years ago) link
― smhphony orchestra (crüt), Friday, May 9, 2014 8:46 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
your place or mine?
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Friday, 9 May 2014 15:17 (nine years ago) link
dying at lengthy rebuttals of that Paris Hilton macro by libertarian bloggers
http://vincenton.wordpress.com/2013/12/22/this-9gag-meme-claims-capitalism-should-be-blamed-for-teslas-poverty-and-paris-hiltons-success-while-freely-spreading-factual-political-error/
http://maximizeliberty.com/post/73005465714/ridiculous-meme-of-the-day-debunked-paris-hilton-vs
― the final toasting before making a dash for the frigid regions upstairs (soref), Friday, 9 May 2014 15:22 (nine years ago) link
they mad
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Friday, 9 May 2014 15:24 (nine years ago) link
'debunked'
― getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Friday, 9 May 2014 16:01 (nine years ago) link
let me guess, they replied to a silly amateurish jpeg with a dish of the ole 'WE DON'T HAVE A TR00 FREE MARKET SYSTEM' casserole w/ a side of Ayn Rand nonsense? only asking cos I refuse to read it
― getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Friday, 9 May 2014 16:02 (nine years ago) link
anyone getting these timehop things yet?
https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/10264827_10152162341457983_2942796089773981155_n.jpg
― how's life, Friday, 9 May 2014 17:57 (nine years ago) link
"That same right was denied in his native homeland, Croatia/Yugoslavia/Serbia (or whatever!)."
― ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Friday, 9 May 2014 18:10 (nine years ago) link
"I can only assume one thing..." you don't live in Scotland.
― Try Leuchars More! (dowd), Friday, 9 May 2014 23:55 (nine years ago) link
.. You are not wearing a shirt.
― Mark G, Saturday, 10 May 2014 09:03 (nine years ago) link
http://www.viralnova.com/weekly-chalkboard-art/
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Saturday, 10 May 2014 15:22 (nine years ago) link
hated that too
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Saturday, 10 May 2014 16:19 (nine years ago) link
I clean the apartment when I procrastinate. I should be an apartment cleaner.
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 10 May 2014 16:49 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/HMySMNB.png
Fuck you, fuck you and fuck you.
― pplains, Saturday, 10 May 2014 16:55 (nine years ago) link
jesus did you guys post this already. these people should be executed:
http://www.viralnova.com/weekly-chalkboard-art/#KA3Gm1PkkSPvj8E9.01
― scott seward, Saturday, 10 May 2014 18:01 (nine years ago) link
also came here because of that
― difficult listening hour, Saturday, 10 May 2014 18:06 (nine years ago) link
some of the most beautiful (and inspiring) art you'll ever see
― difficult listening hour, Saturday, 10 May 2014 18:07 (nine years ago) link
― scott seward, Saturday, 10 May 2014 18:08 (nine years ago) link
I am picturing twelve animals surrounding me in a circle and melting my heart, then tearing my body to pieces.
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Saturday, 10 May 2014 18:23 (nine years ago) link
Something to be said for all of clicking on those links though (including me, twice.)
― pplains, Saturday, 10 May 2014 18:29 (nine years ago) link
did your brain exploded
― write 500 words of song (sleepingbag), Saturday, 10 May 2014 18:33 (nine years ago) link
brain exploded all over the keyboard.
― pplains, Saturday, 10 May 2014 18:34 (nine years ago) link
just when you thought you were safe from neil degrasse tyson quotes....bam! *mind blown*
― scott seward, Saturday, 10 May 2014 18:52 (nine years ago) link
Looking forward to all the imitations of these - gonna be awesome.
― Try Leuchars More! (dowd), Saturday, 10 May 2014 19:10 (nine years ago) link
Neil sat down on the arm of a couch, tilted his head to the right, and exploded my mind.
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 10 May 2014 22:57 (nine years ago) link
http://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/d56653afecd0e8ccf0224b2d66c60a15/tumblr_n44wy3BHtx1qbh26io1_500.gif
― mookieproof, Saturday, 10 May 2014 23:32 (nine years ago) link
he broke my nose with science
― denial plan (electricsound), Sunday, 11 May 2014 01:37 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-b-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10337763_10203952020545355_5574693602116916258_n.jpg
― Darin, Sunday, 11 May 2014 02:16 (nine years ago) link
uh huh because a full fridge automatically means u are spending money you dont have instead of oh maybe stocking up bcz u dont eat out every night like empty fridge "hard working taxpayer"
RAAAAAAGE
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 11 May 2014 02:24 (nine years ago) link
also who keeps sbux pastries in the fridge ffs
heart goes out 2 the hard working taxpayers starving to death while decadent welfare claimants pig out on eggs.
― Merdeyeux, Sunday, 11 May 2014 02:34 (nine years ago) link
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/03/10/opinion/sunday/living-with-less-a-lot-less.html
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Sunday, 11 May 2014 03:50 (nine years ago) link
~~~~shallow~~~~ bowls
― j., Sunday, 11 May 2014 04:00 (nine years ago) link
ugh THAT guy
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 11 May 2014 04:17 (nine years ago) link
So nice to have ornamental regular folk around
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 11 May 2014 05:47 (nine years ago) link
omg that needs to go in the quid/ag NYT thread
"the things I consumed ended up consuming me."
Somebody paid him to write this.
― carl agatha, Sunday, 11 May 2014 05:52 (nine years ago) link
i think the quidag thread is where i first saw it
just trying to point out that wealth often looks like the opposite of hoarding ! dude probably has a single starbucks pastry in his fridge
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Sunday, 11 May 2014 05:59 (nine years ago) link
Lost opportunity for the creator of the picture. Coulda hit two talking points by showing a fridge full of junk food for the welfare side.
― nickn, Sunday, 11 May 2014 07:36 (nine years ago) link
wild guess the dude isn't very bright tho
a) Personally all in favour of politically motivated starvation of anyone who self identifies as a hard-working taxpayer, so agitprop effect lost on me, even if macro had showed greater eh epistemological rigour
b) Has the hard working taxpayer drawn a smiley face on the frosting of whatever it is they're allowed to have in the fridge?
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 11 May 2014 14:26 (nine years ago) link
this could totally be an early Drake lyric
― getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Sunday, 11 May 2014 15:54 (nine years ago) link
definitely has a "now when I want to listen to rock music, I just play a show with my band interpol" quality
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 11 May 2014 16:23 (nine years ago) link
IDGI
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/1920005_10152095027805669_8261151928861883265_n.jpg
― Angkor Waht (Neil S), Sunday, 11 May 2014 20:42 (nine years ago) link
gluten-free duck
― j., Sunday, 11 May 2014 20:44 (nine years ago) link
maybe bread really is bad for ducks and its an earnest psa
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Sunday, 11 May 2014 20:47 (nine years ago) link
i think it just applies to that one duck
― write 500 words of song (sleepingbag), Sunday, 11 May 2014 20:48 (nine years ago) link
he better have ticked the special dietary requirements box on the form
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 11 May 2014 20:52 (nine years ago) link
also how did the duck get access to a computer? so many questions
― Angkor Waht (Neil S), Sunday, 11 May 2014 20:59 (nine years ago) link
that's not a duck
― smhphony orchestra (crüt), Sunday, 11 May 2014 21:02 (nine years ago) link
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/08/16/article-0-1B517DAA000005DC-491_634x561.jpg
― Angkor Waht (Neil S), Sunday, 11 May 2014 21:07 (nine years ago) link
woah
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 11 May 2014 21:08 (nine years ago) link
I was about to say 'How do we know those fridges belong to the respective owners as claimed by the image', but that's not the point is it
― cardamon, Sunday, 11 May 2014 22:02 (nine years ago) link
Like, you can just gis 'full fridge' and 'empty fridge' to make that image but
― cardamon, Sunday, 11 May 2014 22:03 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/1148765_751973481513598_4839941372894001266_n.jpg
― how's life, Monday, 12 May 2014 11:52 (nine years ago) link
Assassinate those that get in your wayYield to no man
― Angkor Waht (Neil S), Monday, 12 May 2014 11:57 (nine years ago) link
― how's life, Monday, 12 May 2014 12:03 (nine years ago) link
that chalkboard thing upthread is the most infuriating thing I've seen in this thread.
― silverfish, Monday, 12 May 2014 14:51 (nine years ago) link
these GIF-share type things, even the ones that are well-meaning and poor executed, plus the onslaught of Yahoo Comments level in-status brawling between strangers on friends' statuses has had me wanting to take a break from FB and social media for a month or so.
the problem being, I have valid reasons I do have to use it, as my theatre company sends important updates via FB-only, and I get invited to events this way...and once I wind up there, intending just to read the thing I went there for, I wind up using it as always.
FB should be renamed "dailyreminderthatpeopleareshit.com"
― getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Monday, 12 May 2014 15:20 (nine years ago) link
'trenchant' I know but w/e
http://i.imgur.com/uundZK8.png
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, 12 May 2014 21:26 (nine years ago) link
Lost verse to "Suicide is Painless"
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 12 May 2014 21:27 (nine years ago) link
cd save some energy not making crappy pass-agg gifs i'd've thought
― Hastings Banter (Noodle Vague), Monday, 12 May 2014 21:51 (nine years ago) link
haha I've seen that one same people post "how to avoid toxic ppl" tips
― funch dressing (La Lechera), Monday, 12 May 2014 21:52 (nine years ago) link
"how to avoid toxic ppl"
http://www.govmark.com/flammability-fire-testing-instruments/_img/sd-2.jpg
― Mordy, Monday, 12 May 2014 21:53 (nine years ago) link
http://i2.cdnds.net/10/44/movies_main_the_toxic_avenger_poster.jpg
― anonanon, Monday, 12 May 2014 21:56 (nine years ago) link
Anything with the words "Buzzfeed" and "introvert" in it will make me want to kill people.
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Monday, 12 May 2014 22:05 (nine years ago) link
It's really an "I no longer have energy, friendships, interactions or conversations" post. Not that I don't sympathise, but I don't make macros about it. Just complain here, I guess, which isn't much better,
― Try Leuchars More! (dowd), Monday, 12 May 2014 22:47 (nine years ago) link
thanks, gawker/twitter
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BnZ_sIiCQAE55y-.jpg
― j., Monday, 12 May 2014 23:41 (nine years ago) link
sad they didn't snap that before the Dementors got to her first
― getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 13 May 2014 00:08 (nine years ago) link
Say what you like about the passive-aggressive dick with no energy left for communicating with people like a normal human being without a stick up his arse, at least he has good taste in fonts.
― What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Tuesday, 13 May 2014 12:54 (nine years ago) link
To be really real, it's a pretty "stick up arse" font.
― how's life, Tuesday, 13 May 2014 13:00 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/5glDmZM.jpg
blargh :(
― popchips: the next snapple? (seandalai), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 22:52 (nine years ago) link
― lettered and hapful (symsymsym), Thursday, 15 May 2014 00:47 (nine years ago) link
I don't even get it - are Chinese ppl supposed to say "night" for "nine"?
― popchips: the next snapple? (seandalai), Thursday, 15 May 2014 01:14 (nine years ago) link
This is probably as bad a time as any to bring up the time my college friend hung up on a woman who called and said nothing but "Amazing Mother!" into the phone over and over again. It turned out to have been the mother of Mae Zhang, a housemate's girlfriend.
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 15 May 2014 01:22 (nine years ago) link
jeeeeeeeeeeesus
― marcos, Thursday, 15 May 2014 13:25 (nine years ago) link
xp to that chinese girl thing
I fucking love science and rape jokes
― wins, Thursday, 15 May 2014 15:57 (nine years ago) link
it's a complex issue, and I think this macro really helps clarify things
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/62425_640401522645038_391981347_n.jpg
― Angkor Waht (Neil S), Saturday, 17 May 2014 11:36 (nine years ago) link
who is gonna clean up all that salad
― j., Saturday, 17 May 2014 15:19 (nine years ago) link
the rats
― king of chin-stroking banality (Aimless), Saturday, 17 May 2014 16:18 (nine years ago) link
I hope the formerly hungry enjoy their new all-corn diet.
― polyphonic, Saturday, 17 May 2014 18:01 (nine years ago) link
you can make a lot of things out of corn
― j., Saturday, 17 May 2014 18:02 (nine years ago) link
Follies..
― Mark G, Saturday, 17 May 2014 21:10 (nine years ago) link
damn spelling corrector!
forget it.
https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-jvP-vHaGClo/U0W2iq1ae3I/AAAAAAAAWUw/8ow2Y7s4c-U/w506-h337/10154306_609714819103397_5690046738789612799_n.jpg
― wat is teh waht (s.clover), Sunday, 18 May 2014 04:23 (nine years ago) link
higher perspective
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 18 May 2014 04:52 (nine years ago) link
That half in the foreground isn't "sharing" with the rest of the parking lot.
― pplains, Sunday, 18 May 2014 05:45 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/65458_895328833829904_316285211_n.jpg
― difficult listening hour, Sunday, 18 May 2014 05:52 (nine years ago) link
no the saddest part is the CLOCK
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 18 May 2014 06:10 (nine years ago) link
Whombse is 'his/her' generation?
― Mark G, Sunday, 18 May 2014 06:41 (nine years ago) link
i assume the imgmaker is a millen but guy who posted it is 40ish so it was a Kids Today thing
― difficult listening hour, Sunday, 18 May 2014 06:58 (nine years ago) link
the saddest part is i wanted an orange
i really don't understand the car park one. what does it mean?
― the only loving boy in UKIP (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 18 May 2014 08:52 (nine years ago) link
Solar panels
― now I'm the grandfather (dog latin), Sunday, 18 May 2014 09:56 (nine years ago) link
but why on a car park?
― the only loving boy in UKIP (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 18 May 2014 10:28 (nine years ago) link
oh wait are they supposed to be electric cars then?
i'm 40 and i don't get the orange clock one
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 18 May 2014 10:33 (nine years ago) link
Ha I thought the parking lot one was saying that cars should be sheltered. I have no flipping idea what the grapefruit thing is talking about. Steampunk citrus?
― carl agatha, Sunday, 18 May 2014 11:40 (nine years ago) link
Clockwork Orange, I presume, though it's a weird thing to worry about kids not having read / seen.
― Yuri Bashment (ShariVari), Sunday, 18 May 2014 11:46 (nine years ago) link
It's a nerd youth, despairing that the non-nerd-youth of today have not read/seen A Clockwork Orange, unlike the glory days of previous generations. A Sandi Thom thing, if you will.
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 18 May 2014 12:53 (nine years ago) link
Ohhhhhh I see.
I've read and seen A Clockwork Orange and still didn't get it so take that meme poster.
― carl agatha, Sunday, 18 May 2014 13:05 (nine years ago) link
Yeah me too, read Clockwork Orange in HS, saw the movie, have (when a younger nerd) used "my droogies" in conversation, STILL didn't get that poster.
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 18 May 2014 15:14 (nine years ago) link
my friend never gave me my copy of the book back iirc, but i might not rc
― markers, Sunday, 18 May 2014 15:23 (nine years ago) link
It's sad u guys suck at getting things
― wins, Sunday, 18 May 2014 15:23 (nine years ago) link
i thought it was a lament for a bygone time when people would wear oranges on their wrists
― j., Sunday, 18 May 2014 15:26 (nine years ago) link
I got it, but it was my second thought after "isn't it lemons you use to power stuff?"
― pick it up for ripple laser (onimo), Sunday, 18 May 2014 15:58 (nine years ago) link
remember when we used to get things
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 18 May 2014 15:58 (nine years ago) link
LIKE if you remember these dishes! LIKE if you ever used one of these controllers! LIKE if you remember "Where's the Beef?"
LIKE if you remember TAPES in answering machines! LIKE if you ever had one of those Karate Kid II promotional headbands!
LIKE if you think America's lost its way!
― getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Sunday, 18 May 2014 16:05 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/1485071_10151818976531345_85219297_n.jpg
― flatizza (harbl), Sunday, 18 May 2014 16:10 (nine years ago) link
There comes a point in life where you create JPGs without any regard to font or formatting and just shit yr message all over a canvas
― getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Sunday, 18 May 2014 16:15 (nine years ago) link
'becoming a parent doesn't change you' tbf that's a new one
― kinder, Sunday, 18 May 2014 16:22 (nine years ago) link
yeah! I still go to Cannibal Corpse shows and get drunk, just w/ a baby in a papoose while I do it!
― getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Sunday, 18 May 2014 16:23 (nine years ago) link
hell the fact that it changes you is one of the reasons I've always been so scared to have kids. that and I'm afraid at how bad I'll fuck the kid up mentally.
repost if you get it, and capitalize Mother and Father for no reason!
― flatizza (harbl), Sunday, 18 May 2014 16:26 (nine years ago) link
maybe they're referring to mother and father in the collective sense. It takes a village!
― getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Sunday, 18 May 2014 16:27 (nine years ago) link
also jpg taking away creation credit from our Lord and Saviour IMHO
― getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Sunday, 18 May 2014 16:29 (nine years ago) link
I find the recent ubiquity of "if you get it" disturbing.
― king of chin-stroking banality (Aimless), Sunday, 18 May 2014 17:30 (nine years ago) link
getting it with james franco
― mookieproof, Sunday, 18 May 2014 17:32 (nine years ago) link
Next big FB macro in 9 different fonts and point sizes:
"When I was young I thought scooping dog shit into a paper bag, putting it on someone's porch, lighting it on fire, ringing their door bell, then running away, was hilarious fun. Now that I am a parent I hope I can teach my child to respect everyone, so I can pass on my newfound shame and guilt. Share if you get it."
― king of chin-stroking banality (Aimless), Sunday, 18 May 2014 17:55 (nine years ago) link
zany plop antics
― kinder, Sunday, 18 May 2014 17:57 (nine years ago) link
Thinking about yourself was fun?
― cardamon, Sunday, 18 May 2014 21:09 (nine years ago) link
Whoooooahhh.
http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/f2/a6/14/f2a61449d3cc31eadb933494c6011204.jpg
― nickn, Monday, 19 May 2014 21:55 (nine years ago) link
A guy who is "sad" because he thinks he's the only member of his generation who has seen Clockwork Orange is not a guy I want to know.
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Monday, 19 May 2014 22:00 (nine years ago) link
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-05/enhanced/webdr08/16/9/enhanced-buzz-wide-32609-1400247729-28.jpg
~ Danny Dyer
― kinder, Monday, 19 May 2014 22:03 (nine years ago) link
ted theodore logan otm
― j., Monday, 19 May 2014 22:07 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/10256953_1482404708655173_9115989789244265213_n.jpg
This is not called moneybags anymore.
― how's life, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 11:58 (nine years ago) link
it's an evolution. moneybags doesn't tickle the racism cortex to lend a patina of authenticity to quite the same degree.
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 12:07 (nine years ago) link
"This is not fun at all..."
What Sid Vicious said when interviewed in NY by Nationwide, after Nancy's death
― Mark G, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 14:07 (nine years ago) link
scraping the real bottom of the barrel here
https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10170966_737637549602068_842320713_n.jpg
― funch dressing (La Lechera), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 16:18 (nine years ago) link
anything just to relate to another human being
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 16:25 (nine years ago) link
― marcos, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 16:26 (nine years ago) link
someone i know not only identified, but shared that sentimenti'm particularly fond of the fact that it says "my fan" instead of "a fan"
it has to be a special fan, my fan
― funch dressing (La Lechera), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 16:29 (nine years ago) link
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, May 20, 2014 12:25 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
truth bomb
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 16:39 (nine years ago) link
a phenomenon so rare that it won't be repeated until the month of may in the year 2015!
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 16:44 (nine years ago) link
see upthread, it has obviously been doing the rounds!
― Angkor Waht (Neil S), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 17:06 (nine years ago) link
Does the traditional Chinese calendar even have 7-day weeks and months of 31 days? Because that would be interesting.
― king of chin-stroking banality (Aimless), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 17:08 (nine years ago) link
These macros document the state of my fanAnd how sleeping with it turned on is my planMy fan, my fan, my fan, my fan
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 17:18 (nine years ago) link
See, I was going to make that joke, but thought I'd hear "You think all Chinese use the Han calendar?" as a response.
― pplains, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 17:20 (nine years ago) link
I was followed by this Twitter user which seems to be a spam account, but has some priceless macros on his/her/its timeline @bd686a683e6c450
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BoHC5RdIYAAXfuH.jpg
― Angkor Waht (Neil S), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 11:27 (nine years ago) link
Letters of gratitude... to myself?
― pplains, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 13:21 (nine years ago) link
some stupid fuck I went to hs with posted this today:
http://www.ijreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/bring-back-our-girls-2.jpg?74c692
I'm really, really trying to not respond to this trolly shit.
― Darin, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 15:55 (nine years ago) link
― Darin, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 15:56 (nine years ago) link
well, anyway it's a link to this:
http://www.ijreview.com/2014/05/139946-time-army-ranger-tweets-perfect-bringbackourgirls-response/
pic's broken on the link too.
― now I'm the grandfather (dog latin), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 15:59 (nine years ago) link
has he sellotaped that to his t-shirt?
― soref, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 16:08 (nine years ago) link
also, is that a yoda toy in the bottom right of the picture?
― soref, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 16:09 (nine years ago) link
I keep wanting to respond to her w/something along the lines of "Dude has a point - let's send him to Nigeria", but I really shouldn't engage.
― Darin, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 16:10 (nine years ago) link
Highly trained operators are standing by! Call now!
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 16:22 (nine years ago) link
'warriors' lol
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 16:24 (nine years ago) link
pls to send paladins to nigeria thx
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 16:27 (nine years ago) link
― funch dressing (La Lechera), Tuesday, May 20, 2014 11:18 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
This is cracking me up.
― Immediate Follower (NA), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 16:49 (nine years ago) link
it's amazing
― mattresslessness, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 16:53 (nine years ago) link
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/image_zpsd5c9eb8e.jpg
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 17:03 (nine years ago) link
Gawker having a little fun with that one Darin linked to: http://gawker.com/help-marine-todd-get-his-message-out-to-the-nasty-hasht-1579578338
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--EizbotN8--/r2jvsc4snzu7e1fwk5nb.png
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--95yMOFaf--/wlatubl9cnxcdz3n0px7.png
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--teX01i66--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/trcejfduxcorjd1fsz43.png
― Diddley Hollyberry (Phil D.), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 17:14 (nine years ago) link
man doesnt that guy know its warriors who took our girls in the first place
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 17:37 (nine years ago) link
i don't even understand what's going on here anymore
― funch dressing (La Lechera), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 17:45 (nine years ago) link
if there's one group of people that've consistently made the world better thru-out history it's warriors
― coign of wantage (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 20:05 (nine years ago) link
just spotted this old chestnut out in the wild:
https://scontent-b-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/l/t1.0-9/1538640_579966645410705_398406943_n.jpg
― now I'm the grandfather (dog latin), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 22:02 (nine years ago) link
"I CAN READ" on the top of my resume. opens many doors.
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 22:08 (nine years ago) link
'your grandparents had a different word for burger flipping' would be a good fake, inscrutable adage
― soref, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 22:13 (nine years ago) link
thesaurus.com/browse/flipping burgers
― house always! (wins), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 22:18 (nine years ago) link
http://deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/lisavsmalibustacy4.png
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 22:51 (nine years ago) link
i remember a variation of that not-bill-gates list as a poster on a teacher's wall in the mid 90s. it was $40,000/year then, though.
― flatizza (harbl), Thursday, 22 May 2014 00:51 (nine years ago) link
And instead of a car phone it was an indoor toilet.
― everything, Thursday, 22 May 2014 01:05 (nine years ago) link
lol i missed car phone
― flatizza (harbl), Thursday, 22 May 2014 01:07 (nine years ago) link
tbh i like a fan for sleeping
― mookieproof, Thursday, 22 May 2014 01:12 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/10330223_709492862430677_4837168821406206590_n.jpg
― My god. Pure ideology. (ey), Thursday, 22 May 2014 13:03 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hSK8GmGooM
― Three Word Username, Thursday, 22 May 2014 13:15 (nine years ago) link
yo what week do you become able to post creepy facebook macros li'l dude?
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 22 May 2014 13:37 (nine years ago) link
Can't spell Facebook profile without Facebook prolife!
― pplains, Thursday, 22 May 2014 13:39 (nine years ago) link
Week 23: Why isn't there a white history month?
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 22 May 2014 13:41 (nine years ago) link
fuzzy hair and smiling thing is 16 weeks postnatal iirc
― pick it up for ripple laser (onimo), Thursday, 22 May 2014 13:55 (nine years ago) link
Week 17: am sober again
― Mark G, Thursday, 22 May 2014 14:15 (nine years ago) link
hahaa
― get up in this twerk cypher (sunny successor), Thursday, 22 May 2014 18:38 (nine years ago) link
If by 'success' you mean the most successfully boring life everhttp://imageshack.com/a/img845/5936/a44ln.jpg
― get up in this twerk cypher (sunny successor), Thursday, 22 May 2014 18:42 (nine years ago) link
Peeps posting this on my feed with 'True' as the comment are making me pretty irate right now. Probably mostly based around no 1 and no 4. I mean isnt no 9 completely contrary to no 1?
I have no idea why im trying to make sense of this stupidity.
― get up in this twerk cypher (sunny successor), Thursday, 22 May 2014 18:45 (nine years ago) link
Yeah DUH get a job you ENJOY WTF is wrong with you lazy assholes who hate your jobs?
― carl agatha, Thursday, 22 May 2014 18:46 (nine years ago) link
Suggestions for Success from Jackson Browne:
1. Don't run on empty.2. Always watch the Russians, or they'll escape, like Russians do.3. If you look too long at a slow parade of fears, you'll need to see the eye doctor.4. Keep on moving, moving on, things are bound to be improving. 5. Stay just a little bit longer.
― Diddley Hollyberry (Phil D.), Thursday, 22 May 2014 18:50 (nine years ago) link
Dance like there is noone watching, motherfucker! (Xp)
― get up in this twerk cypher (sunny successor), Thursday, 22 May 2014 18:52 (nine years ago) link
this is killing me with lols
no the saddest part is the CLOCK― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, May 18, 2014 1:10 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, May 18, 2014 1:10 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― get up in this twerk cypher (sunny successor), Thursday, 22 May 2014 18:53 (nine years ago) link
Oh, television is NOT real life? Thanks for clearing that up, Gates.
― get up in this twerk cypher (sunny successor), Thursday, 22 May 2014 18:54 (nine years ago) link
crucial typo
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/5337_580593145318379_1603205568_n.jpg
― Roz, Saturday, 24 May 2014 14:41 (nine years ago) link
her books aren't perky! why not?!
― flatizza (harbl), Saturday, 24 May 2014 15:22 (nine years ago) link
http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_large/8/85763/2668329-pnp61.jpg
― Mark G, Sunday, 25 May 2014 20:58 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/10276003_10152392117877389_2254657954177277105_n.jpg
― how's life, Monday, 26 May 2014 23:47 (nine years ago) link
Animal Farm isn't that long
― axe douche for men (silby), Monday, 26 May 2014 23:48 (nine years ago) link
was wondering what I should do with my old bricks
― Kwotch Pawasites - Wrong Or Right (wins), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 00:17 (nine years ago) link
THE VELVETEEN RABBIT, VOL. 1: IN THE WARREN
― Disagree. And im not into firey solos chief. (Phil D.), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 00:26 (nine years ago) link
Maybe... spend some more time painting your steps?
― pplains, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 00:45 (nine years ago) link
Skipping 13321 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.
guys, it's time for this thread to get a part 2.
― Now I Am Become Dracula (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 01:06 (nine years ago) link
a good way to end this thread perhaps, sorry 4 buzzf33d:http://www.buzzfeed.com/kimberleydadds/if-danny-dyers-tweets-were-motivational-posters
― Angkor Waht (Neil S), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 14:35 (nine years ago) link
― axe douche for men (silby), Monday, May 26, 2014 4:48 PM
Large print edition, iirc.
― nickn, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 16:21 (nine years ago) link
double spacing good, single spacing bad
― pick it up for ripple laser (onimo), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 16:26 (nine years ago) link
Oi you slag, I posted one of those Danny Dyer ones last week
― kinder, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 16:45 (nine years ago) link
shut it you maaaahpet! and er sorry
― Angkor Waht (Neil S), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 17:13 (nine years ago) link
In a month, when people use up all of the real Maya Angelou quotes... just sayin', prepare yourselves.
― pplains, Thursday, 29 May 2014 00:29 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/oBKMCQf.png
― wenus villiams (qiqing), Thursday, 29 May 2014 03:13 (nine years ago) link
"Maya Angelou is black?!" - Mo Syszlak
― Angkor Waht (Neil S), Thursday, 29 May 2014 08:07 (nine years ago) link
quick someone turn that into a shoddy jpeg
https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/10356361_722136097843538_7629937545289236406_n.jpg
― wat is teh waht (s.clover), Saturday, 31 May 2014 00:55 (nine years ago) link
But I'm a fan of Unconscious Knowledge.
― ▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 31 May 2014 14:35 (nine years ago) link
holy shit at this one.
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/10342810_10202855985379002_2614524599243922664_n.jpg
― wat is teh waht (s.clover), Sunday, 1 June 2014 03:59 (nine years ago) link
Conscious brain is a lie of three dimension thinking. Four-way thinking of cubic universe is the one ref-framed truth.
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 1 June 2014 04:55 (nine years ago) link
Pythagorean Theorem. Your future is the hypotenuse of the conscious mind, each mind 180 degrees of psychic energy unfolding. The future.
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 1 June 2014 05:35 (nine years ago) link
PV = nRT. You are a 'pervnert'. When did you forget it? The future.
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 1 June 2014 05:37 (nine years ago) link
euler... euler...
― socki (s1ocki), Sunday, 1 June 2014 14:37 (nine years ago) link
that macro goes hand in hand with https://soundcloud.com/iamjamesward/david-icke-says-the-word-mind
― NI, Sunday, 1 June 2014 15:23 (nine years ago) link
each day, i hope to find the image macro that would appropriately close this thread
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 2 June 2014 17:22 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10411042_638748972866110_2649244255259534184_n.jpg?oh=8b900cb1d858f7bc5b27da6daedd71a6&oe=53F5CDF0
#Death #Awareness
i hacked time with euler's formula so i could bypass my death day
― macklin' rosie (crüt), Monday, 2 June 2014 17:25 (nine years ago) link
exp(1j*pi)+1 = 0 = Steve McNair
― Sufjenga Cat Giffin (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 2 June 2014 18:17 (nine years ago) link
http://www.tickld.com/cdn_image_article/a_524_20140528165906.jpg
confession: i didn't read all this, the first "hilarious" response was enough
― Misandry Rooney (Noodle Vague), Monday, 2 June 2014 19:02 (nine years ago) link
hauauhauhahuahua take that xtians
― Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Monday, 2 June 2014 19:03 (nine years ago) link
David Thorne, the XKCD of kneejerk lefties
― Misandry Rooney (Noodle Vague), Monday, 2 June 2014 19:03 (nine years ago) link
shot in the dark, is this the same unfunny cunt who had that tedious exchange with the electric company like 20 years ago
― mikelovestfu (wins), Monday, 2 June 2014 19:40 (nine years ago) link
bingo
― Misandry Rooney (Noodle Vague), Monday, 2 June 2014 20:27 (nine years ago) link
oh god is this going to be that terrible "hilarious" exchange between a dickwad atheist parent and the churchy school board or w/e?
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 2 June 2014 21:51 (nine years ago) link
bingo x 2
― Misandry Rooney (Noodle Vague), Monday, 2 June 2014 21:53 (nine years ago) link
Oh, David Thorne is not very funny, but pretty sure he's not actually that lefty, either. Also he keeps being posted up as "real person writes craaaaaazy emails" but he's a professional comedy writer.
― emil.y, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 02:08 (nine years ago) link
thorne is just a fucking bully really
― eat sock become sock (electricsound), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 02:45 (nine years ago) link
i'm not sure that the co-respondents in his bullshit really exist?
it was my friend who shared this that posts a lot of unSnopesed lefty agitmemes, sure Thorne himself isn't that evolved
― Misandry Rooney (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 06:20 (nine years ago) link
worth a read
― eat sock become sock (electricsound), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 06:23 (nine years ago) link
http://www.smh.com.au/content/dam/images/1/g/d/b/q/image.related.articleLeadNarrow.300x0.1gdht.png
― Dan I., Tuesday, 3 June 2014 07:34 (nine years ago) link
Victorian barrister James Catlin
― kinder, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 09:31 (nine years ago) link
if you have an ugly daughter, hang your head in shame or try again for a beautiful one
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/1981766_737843402914190_741380660_n.jpg
― La Lechera, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 12:46 (nine years ago) link
It's Daughter Week! It's Daughter Week! Yay!
http://thumb10.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/225835/107540117/stock-photo-man-playing-the-lazy-role-of-the-couch-potato-107540117.jpg http://www.doctornerdlove.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/creepy-man.jpg http://99gifs.com/-img/5181608aafa96f68500023ab.gif
― pplains, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 13:48 (nine years ago) link
i had to dress up as the easter bunny one time when i worked at the mall because the guy who had been hired to be the bunny didn't show up
― La Lechera, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 14:04 (nine years ago) link
At least it wasn't Christmas.
― pplains, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 14:09 (nine years ago) link
i had to work christmas toothe santas were a parade of extreme sad sacks
― La Lechera, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 14:10 (nine years ago) link
If I said you had a beautiful daughter, would you hold her against me?
― Disagree. And im not into firey solos chief. (Phil D.), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 14:14 (nine years ago) link
I am still amazed by women who steadfastly refuse to post photographs of themselves on Facebook, but upload hundreds of pictures of their children at every whim.
To be blunt, I suppose there's a "I'm too fat and my children are cute" mentality behind it, but if you're going to post crazy amounts of pix to your open and public profile at all...
― pplains, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 14:38 (nine years ago) link
uhhhh not necessarily the conclusion i would rush to there, buddy
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 14:40 (nine years ago) link
yeah obvs this is some "don't abduct me, take these grinning cherubs in my stead" strategizing
― Mordy, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 14:50 (nine years ago) link
Well basically "my children are cuter than me" is why I'd assume those photos outnumber the actual profile member's pix. And I'm mostly talking about profiles where there are like only two out of hundreds of pix that are of the actual person.
― pplains, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 15:51 (nine years ago) link
I pretty much only post pics of my kid on Facebook, though tbf I am fat and ugly.
― Immediate Follower (NA), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 15:59 (nine years ago) link
I am a man btw.
― Immediate Follower (NA), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 16:00 (nine years ago) link
I'm a fat, old and ugly man. I guarantee people would rather see pictures of my kid than me any day of the week.
― djenter the dragon? (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 16:20 (nine years ago) link
I can find pix of you all.
Here's where this comes up: we'll have someone's name in the newspaper where I work and for online art, I'll find a photo from our archives of someone with the same name. But is it the same person? One way I can tell is by looking up their Facebook profile and matching info up there.
And I can't tell you how many times I have found albums upon albums of their kids, available to anybody in the public who happens by, but all of their profile pics are locked up. It's just weird priorities.
I mean, shit, I post nothing but kid photos too, but I don't have them set to public and there are photos of me in there as well.
― pplains, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 16:27 (nine years ago) link
have mixed feelings about ppl sharing pictures of their kids on FB
― macklin' rosie (crüt), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 16:28 (nine years ago) link
I like photos of ppl with their kids but just kids gets me down.
― La Lechera, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 16:29 (nine years ago) link
Beeps will ask me if I'm going to post a pic so her friend across town can see it (thru her mother's account.)
A few years ago, I would've been pretty adamant about anyone under 10 not having a Facebook acct, but if there was a way to just keep info between those two, I think we could handle it.
― pplains, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 16:35 (nine years ago) link
Yeah, I had wanted to make some kind of private, password-protected blog or something where I could post all of my kids' pics so that my parents or a select group of friends could view. But I don't even know where I would start with that, so I've just shrugged my shoulders for now and put the pics up on facebook. I think about it maybe once a week if anyone has any suggestions.
― how's life, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 16:35 (nine years ago) link
a way to just keep info between those two
And this is much more complicated than I'm letting on, yes.
We set up a facebook account for my son a few years ago. He rarely used it, mostly it was just interaction between him and his mother. We only let him friend one neighborhood kid who we knew really well. A few months ago, FB shut it down. Apparently I had set it up so that it said he was born in 1987 or something and they somehow screened him out. He's still under their age limit, but I set up a new one for him with his age set at 13. I dunno. Hope it works out for him.
― how's life, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 16:38 (nine years ago) link
Yeah FB seems like the worst way to try to privately transmit any information.
― Immediate Follower (NA), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 16:39 (nine years ago) link
the mafia and drug dealers use burner accounts. one fb message, and the account is abandoned.
― Sufjenga Cat Giffin (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 16:49 (nine years ago) link
Some cats will sometimes try to sell me one of those, saying there's still some Farmville points on it, but that's a fool's scam.
― pplains, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 16:52 (nine years ago) link
― how's life, Tuesday, June 3, 2014 4:35 PM (40 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
smugmug.com
It's a pay service but it's fantastic and well worth it.
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 17:17 (nine years ago) link
oooh. nice tip. I'll check them out.
― how's life, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 17:24 (nine years ago) link
remember it's a lot easier to take pics of your kids than of yourself. I hardly have any pics of myself cos no-one else takes them.
― kinder, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 17:36 (nine years ago) link
that's what selfies are for
― nitro-burning funny car (Moodles), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 17:37 (nine years ago) link
Again, a locked folder of profile pics accompanying a wide-open folder full of kids photos. I'm not generalizing here.
― pplains, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 17:43 (nine years ago) link
Yeah, I've seen that too. I check my fb profile through View As every so often just to make sure my settings are still keeping everything locked up.
― how's life, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 17:51 (nine years ago) link
A distant aunt added me on Facebook about a month before my Grandfather's funeral, and because *every* photo she uploaded, I had no idea who she was when she approached me at the funeral. Ffs, lady.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 4 June 2014 02:50 (nine years ago) link
...every photo she uploaded was of her kid, that is
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 4 June 2014 02:51 (nine years ago) link
Back in the day, I posted pics of my two, here, on the odd occasion.
Yes they are cuter than me but also I don't tend to take pictures of myself.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 09:28 (nine years ago) link
tl;dr also Britishes
http://www.tickld.com/cdn_image_article/a_434_20140508113308.jpg
― Angkor Waht (Neil S), Wednesday, 4 June 2014 11:27 (nine years ago) link
From @SoVeryBritish on twitter, which I quite like, if that's ok with you, cheers, ta, nice one
― kinder, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 11:42 (nine years ago) link
I'm not generalizing here.― pplains, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 18:43 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― pplains, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 18:43 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
apart from when you bluntly decided they were fat women without ever seeing them
― I Miss You(tube embeds) (onimo), Wednesday, 4 June 2014 13:03 (nine years ago) link
I didn't say they were fat.
― pplains, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 15:08 (nine years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BpS1b_-CYAAWpVu.png
― ey, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 15:31 (nine years ago) link
― how's life, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 15:37 (nine years ago) link
I need that to be a parody.
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 15:39 (nine years ago) link
― ₴HABΔZZ ¶IZZΔ (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 4 June 2014 15:39 (nine years ago) link
well the 800 number is one digit short so prob a parody
― ₴HABΔZZ ¶IZZΔ (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 4 June 2014 15:40 (nine years ago) link
And it's got the Something Awful logo at lower left.
― Disagree. And im not into firey solos chief. (Phil D.), Wednesday, 4 June 2014 15:41 (nine years ago) link
also it's suggesting that vaccinations lead to heroin addiction
― arid banter (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 4 June 2014 15:41 (nine years ago) link
I'm flipping back and forth between this thread and one with pictures of actual fedora dudes carrying assault rifles in the toy section of a Target so my calibrations are a little off.
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 15:43 (nine years ago) link
oh i agree none of those things constitute proof of parody nor do they mean the thing won't get recirculated unironically
― arid banter (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 4 June 2014 15:46 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/2wX8yx3.jpg
― li'l sebastian, Thursday, 5 June 2014 02:33 (nine years ago) link
I wish I had some Fluroide right now!
― Liquid Plejades, Thursday, 5 June 2014 02:38 (nine years ago) link
let's drop some F guys
― Sufjenga Cat Giffin (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 5 June 2014 02:38 (nine years ago) link
dentist treated my teeth with fluoride today
am I a nazi now y/n
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 5 June 2014 03:13 (nine years ago) link
well this is awkward. Who's gonna tell her?
― Sufjenga Cat Giffin (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 5 June 2014 03:26 (nine years ago) link
guys?
guys seriously
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 5 June 2014 03:28 (nine years ago) link
uhhhhhhh
― Sufjenga Cat Giffin (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 5 June 2014 03:28 (nine years ago) link
hey hey, chill chill, have some flouride
― ₴HABΔZZ ¶IZZΔ (Hurting 2), Thursday, 5 June 2014 03:28 (nine years ago) link
anyone else think the dropper bottle looks like a little suspicious man with a hat holding his trenchcoat over his face?
― ₴HABΔZZ ¶IZZΔ (Hurting 2), Thursday, 5 June 2014 03:29 (nine years ago) link
you know what. you're not going to believe this. but no.
― Sufjenga Cat Giffin (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 5 June 2014 03:35 (nine years ago) link
Down in the F-hole.
― Liquid Plejades, Thursday, 5 June 2014 03:39 (nine years ago) link
my baby does F all day
― Sufjenga Cat Giffin (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 5 June 2014 03:43 (nine years ago) link
Why is the sky blue?Why is water wet?Why did Judas rat to Romans while Judas slept?
BECAUSE THEY'RE ON FLUORIDE!
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 5 June 2014 03:59 (nine years ago) link
brb shooting up toothpaste
― arid banter (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 5 June 2014 06:22 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/t1.0-9/10154184_706929612697520_1187046956057141603_n.jpg
― nickn, Thursday, 5 June 2014 07:28 (nine years ago) link
also a blessing and a curse to have a fucked up eye
― Angkor Waht (Neil S), Thursday, 5 June 2014 07:55 (nine years ago) link
yeh best give the contacts a break breh they say u shdn't use them every day
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 5 June 2014 08:59 (nine years ago) link
Yeah, those look second to only maybe these in terms of eye problems I'm glad I don't have.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVwHydEgzAA
― how's life, Thursday, 5 June 2014 09:34 (nine years ago) link
Yeah, I had wanted to make some kind of private, password-protected blog or something where I could post all of my kids' pics so that my parents or a select group of friends could view
get a wordpress.com blog, it allows you to do exactly that. you can password protect individual blog posts
― goth colouring book (anagram), Thursday, 5 June 2014 09:45 (nine years ago) link
http://37.media.tumblr.com/f44e52f09187e988371cf6139405164b/tumblr_mmijzrlEmM1rpoo8eo1_500.jpg
― mirostones, Thursday, 5 June 2014 12:20 (nine years ago) link
"Share if you Agree!"- Bob Marley
― Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 5 June 2014 15:35 (nine years ago) link
I feel like ILX should have their version of one of those 'message balloons' and sponsor our own ILX-penned urban legend/misattributed quote, etc, and see how far we can spread it across the internet.
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 5 June 2014 16:06 (nine years ago) link
let's not be part of the problem
― mikelovestfu (wins), Thursday, 5 June 2014 16:08 (nine years ago) link
i'm all for being part of the problem
― Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Thursday, 5 June 2014 16:14 (nine years ago) link
*ctrl+C*
― mikelovestfu (wins), Thursday, 5 June 2014 16:16 (nine years ago) link
keyboard interrupt?
― Sufjenga Cat Giffin (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 5 June 2014 16:24 (nine years ago) link
oh you know I couldn't be bothered
― mikelovestfu (wins), Thursday, 5 June 2014 16:35 (nine years ago) link
Gonna make some of these to disseminate my thoughts...
― Try Leuchars More! (dowd), Thursday, 5 June 2014 21:05 (nine years ago) link
― Neanderthal, Thursday, June 5, 2014 12:06 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i thought this is what we had all been doing the whole time tbh
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 5 June 2014 23:22 (nine years ago) link
― Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Thursday, June 5, 2014 5:14 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
ilx posts you regret being late for
― arid banter (Noodle Vague), Friday, 6 June 2014 00:43 (nine years ago) link
A friend keeps posting D-Day memorial stuff (which is fine) but it's all from Britain First, a neo-fascist party. Not sure if he just doesn't realise - he's not the sort of friend I discuss politics with.
― Try Leuchars More! (dowd), Friday, 6 June 2014 06:52 (nine years ago) link
Ha, I'll keep my eyes open on this side for any BF art.
― pplains, Friday, 6 June 2014 11:58 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/t1.0-9/1800226_676319979093402_1818429442_n.jpg
― dan m, Friday, 6 June 2014 13:19 (nine years ago) link
"Also topless chicks."
― arid banter (Noodle Vague), Friday, 6 June 2014 13:21 (nine years ago) link
"grow"
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 6 June 2014 13:44 (nine years ago) link
lose new shirts
― j., Friday, 6 June 2014 14:32 (nine years ago) link
imaginary BO from that group is counteracting any possible titilation
― nitro-burning funny car (Moodles), Friday, 6 June 2014 14:44 (nine years ago) link
another from the same source, a dear old friend of mine from way back who has gone headfirst down the hippie spiritualism hole
https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t1.0-9/10426829_752867788098923_1096876747972126590_n.jpg
― dan m, Friday, 6 June 2014 14:54 (nine years ago) link
only me, thetans are out, you wanna leave a message?
― j., Friday, 6 June 2014 15:00 (nine years ago) link
Society of Crystalline Light's use of "clear" is very L. Ron Hubbardish. However, their explanation that "I am here" means "I am present" is otm.
― Aimless, Friday, 6 June 2014 17:11 (nine years ago) link
We're here, we're clear, get used to it.
― Disagree. And im not into firey solos chief. (Phil D.), Friday, 6 June 2014 17:12 (nine years ago) link
Thankfully my friend had no idea who Britain First are.
― Try Leuchars More! (dowd), Friday, 6 June 2014 18:49 (nine years ago) link
Sweet Jesus I hate personal reflectors living in their eternal lake sunset. Fuck you and your shitty ass self obsessed bullshit
― we've all been kids from time to time (sunny successor), Saturday, 7 June 2014 01:12 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/t1.0-9/403195_10150551752217424_252292297_n.jpg
― nickn, Wednesday, 11 June 2014 18:00 (nine years ago) link
copy-write © 2006?
― how's life, Wednesday, 11 June 2014 18:02 (nine years ago) link
sorry, I meant "what © 2006?"
DINY? GINY?
― how's life, Wednesday, 11 June 2014 18:03 (nine years ago) link
http://handsluxurybrands.com/images/C/dkny(1).jpg
― Disagree. And im not into firey solos chief. (Phil D.), Wednesday, 11 June 2014 18:52 (nine years ago) link
First time seeing what that stands for. My font of knowledge runneth over
― tsrobodo, Wednesday, 11 June 2014 19:10 (nine years ago) link
Sarcasm rules, yeah right!
― Mark G, Wednesday, 11 June 2014 21:36 (nine years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/z0LMi1L.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/69S8JGU.jpg
― franklin, Thursday, 12 June 2014 05:54 (nine years ago) link
headline on that one btw: "Girl Claims Disney Makes All Princesses White On Purpose, Someone Comes Up With a Brilliant Comeback"
― franklin, Thursday, 12 June 2014 05:59 (nine years ago) link
BRILLIANT
IrelandEthnicA+
― kinder, Thursday, 12 June 2014 07:56 (nine years ago) link
Well, now they know..
― Mark G, Thursday, 12 June 2014 08:28 (nine years ago) link
Lol if I were trying to defend Disney from accusations of racism I would wanna be quietly forgetting Aladdin exists tbh
― TMI@JFC.U_U (wins), Thursday, 12 June 2014 09:44 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-b-vie.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t1.0-9/s851x315/10437783_300705993429625_3571112136703607113_n.jpg
― goth colouring book (anagram), Thursday, 12 June 2014 11:24 (nine years ago) link
i lost all interest in that guy after "I Eat Cannibals"
― arid banter (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 12 June 2014 11:26 (nine years ago) link
and Brave. motherfucking Brave.
― how's life, Thursday, 12 June 2014 11:45 (nine years ago) link
irl lols, nv
nicely done
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 12 June 2014 18:12 (nine years ago) link
I had to look that up
― TMI@JFC.U_U (wins), Thursday, 12 June 2014 18:23 (nine years ago) link
you kids
― arid banter (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 12 June 2014 18:24 (nine years ago) link
I thought it would be a paolo nutini ref
― TMI@JFC.U_U (wins), Thursday, 12 June 2014 18:24 (nine years ago) link
seemed like a weird title for him
I just got that
― kinder, Thursday, 12 June 2014 20:10 (nine years ago) link
I laughed 11 hours ago.
― Mark G, Thursday, 12 June 2014 23:07 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10384119_10152019729872134_4956466575644416919_n.jpg
― how's life, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 11:12 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/MR6HXAc.jpg
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 17:28 (nine years ago) link
brave is Scottish, non?
― dn/ac (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 17:31 (nine years ago) link
― kinder, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 18:03 (nine years ago) link
slide one is incredible
― mattresslessness, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 19:10 (nine years ago) link
The images of all those Disney princesses are sort of horrifying. Yes, they are animated and don't need to look human, but their stylized inhumanity is v creepy.
― Aimless, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 19:19 (nine years ago) link
We knew it would hurt
We did not do it
We were not stupid.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 22:27 (nine years ago) link
That's about the metal slide in hot weather, obv.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 22:28 (nine years ago) link
never want to see another link to a "1920s style" cover of a modern pop song
― macklin' rosie (crüt), Friday, 20 June 2014 19:21 (nine years ago) link
ugh wtf
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 20 June 2014 19:26 (nine years ago) link
haha thanking god i've missed that trend so far
― balls, Friday, 20 June 2014 21:14 (nine years ago) link
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/image_zps30cb6a6f.jpg
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 20 June 2014 21:24 (nine years ago) link
WhiteRapeVan!?
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Friday, 20 June 2014 21:26 (nine years ago) link
WhiteRapeVan
― badg, Saturday, 21 June 2014 14:48 (nine years ago) link
http://www.buzzfeed.com/briangalindo/the-one-thing-you-never-noticed-in-back-to-the-future?s=mobile
c'mon guys jeez
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Sunday, 22 June 2014 04:44 (nine years ago) link
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Sunday, 22 June 2014 11:03 (nine years ago) link
well I hadn't told someone they should kill themselves in a while, so it was timely that I saw this on FB today....
http://i57.tinypic.com/15dm7fc.png
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 22 June 2014 17:39 (nine years ago) link
In here, you're family.
http://bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com/stardem.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/a/8b/a8b889dc-456c-11df-a146-001cc4c002e0/a8b889dc-456c-11df-a146-001cc4c002e0.image.jpg
― pplains, Sunday, 22 June 2014 18:04 (nine years ago) link
I'll give some credit to Cracker Barrel - it took me a few minutes to make that joke because I kept having to skip pictures like this one.
http://www.crackerbarrel.com/tourgroups/~/media/D01FEF79A0C341E596EEB344E7D9BE4C.ashx?w=456&h=259&as=1
― pplains, Sunday, 22 June 2014 18:06 (nine years ago) link
Though that guy with the coffee mug in the background looks like he still can't believe what's happened to this goddamm country.
I'm old enough to remember when cracker barrel made a thing about not hiring gay employees so fuck those guys i'm trading them off my team on madden as soon as i get homehttp://www.nytimes.com/1991/02/28/us/company-ousts-gay-workers-then-reconsiders.htmlhttp://www.nashvillescene.com/pitw/archives/2010/02/10/cracker-barrel-makes-great-strides-its-now-only-the-third-worst-place-for-gays-to-workhttp://thinkprogress.org/lgbt/2013/12/23/3099811/cracker-barrel-duck-dynasty/
― Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 22 June 2014 18:17 (nine years ago) link
Anybody else been flooded with Kermit the Frog memes?
― tsrobodo, Sunday, 22 June 2014 18:49 (nine years ago) link
have to wonder what's spawning them
― leave the web boys alone (darraghmac), Sunday, 22 June 2014 18:54 (nine years ago) link
― kinder, Sunday, 22 June 2014 18:55 (nine years ago) link
http://i412.photobucket.com/albums/pp201/sharonjoy666/A36EF336-6691-45CD-8FFE-4E4910B0057F_zpsqvxtqnrr.jpg
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 22 June 2014 20:49 (nine years ago) link
oh my god fuck that.
― how's life, Sunday, 22 June 2014 20:56 (nine years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 22 June 2014 21:06 (nine years ago) link
reddit...reddit ... get it?smh
― kinder, Sunday, 22 June 2014 21:29 (nine years ago) link
I lold
― Knob Dicks (wins), Sunday, 22 June 2014 21:38 (nine years ago) link
haaaaaa
― leave the web boys alone (darraghmac), Sunday, 22 June 2014 22:18 (nine years ago) link
I keep trying to avoid FB so I can avoid shit like this but I've never been able to stay away longer than 10 hours
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 22 June 2014 22:39 (nine years ago) link
Smash that yellow one right up, fuck fuck fuck! Fuck offff!
― cardamon, Sunday, 22 June 2014 22:40 (nine years ago) link
you just know the dudes that post things like that are basically just clicktivists that think their signing of 70 pointless online petitions = 'political action'
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 22 June 2014 22:45 (nine years ago) link
lol u say that here
― leave the web boys alone (darraghmac), Sunday, 22 June 2014 22:47 (nine years ago) link
Should have kept a hold on nurse, might have just found something worse:
http://m.tickld.com/x/the-20-biggest-plot-holes-in-world-history-the-titanic-one-is-so-true
― cardamon, Sunday, 22 June 2014 22:49 (nine years ago) link
xpost yeah the yellow one was posted by crazy elderly hippie relative who also shares weirdass david icke stuff too, her stuff is always a hilarious wtf shitshow
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 22 June 2014 22:58 (nine years ago) link
"what do you do for the world""i kick you in the nuts until you bleed from your eyeballs"
― Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 23 June 2014 20:10 (nine years ago) link
this text:
Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.- Albert Camus
and this picture
http://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/10352600_10203042280916274_8201052055623622608_n.jpg
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Tuesday, 24 June 2014 02:12 (nine years ago) link
lol that's a jewish summer camp lyric:http://www.tabletmag.com/scroll/152155/did-camus-write-a-jewish-summer-camp-song
― Mordy, Tuesday, 24 June 2014 02:14 (nine years ago) link
i coulda sworn it was from the last chapter of Neither Victims Nor Executioners! you learn something new every day.
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Tuesday, 24 June 2014 02:20 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/sVOGWQu.jpg
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Tuesday, 24 June 2014 03:49 (nine years ago) link
I don't hate that one.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 24 June 2014 03:54 (nine years ago) link
better!
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 24 June 2014 04:02 (nine years ago) link
― Treeship, Tuesday, 24 June 2014 04:05 (nine years ago) link
that is inspiring
― Hier Komme Die Warum Jetzt (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 24 June 2014 04:28 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/p320x320/10396298_280153638833185_3943701698466077034_n.jpg
― how's life, Tuesday, 24 June 2014 11:56 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-a-vie.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/t1.0-9/s526x395/10171085_10152158645743366_7532101494824001941_n.jpg
― goth colouring book (anagram), Tuesday, 24 June 2014 12:27 (nine years ago) link
xp http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/can-somebody-tell-me-what-monsanto-so-i-can-hate-i-330
― Disagree. And im not into firey solos chief. (Phil D.), Tuesday, 24 June 2014 12:57 (nine years ago) link
Monsanto always makes me think of Santos L. Halper.
― how's life, Tuesday, 24 June 2014 13:16 (nine years ago) link
just add hamburger
― Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 June 2014 15:05 (nine years ago) link
Monsanto & Johnny
― Hier Komme Die Warum Jetzt (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 24 June 2014 15:21 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10488280_10152523575937438_8818710957529780873_n.jpg
― nickn, Tuesday, 24 June 2014 16:20 (nine years ago) link
Did you get that from reddit or did you have an honest-to-god friend post that to his wall.
― pplains, Tuesday, 24 June 2014 16:22 (nine years ago) link
the fuck
― macklin' rosie (crüt), Tuesday, 24 June 2014 16:23 (nine years ago) link
An actual friend posted it, possibly because it was so OTT (i'm gonna tell myself that anyway).
― nickn, Tuesday, 24 June 2014 18:32 (nine years ago) link
Correction, not someone I know, but someone I follow, who is a single woman and has three cats (probably in her 30s). She apologized to her cats as the status, so just a little self-deprecating humor that wasn't meant as harsh as it reads.
― nickn, Tuesday, 24 June 2014 18:40 (nine years ago) link
can anyone make sense of this?
https://scontent-b-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/10422966_920411304651875_4285029033606057721_n.png
― Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 15:20 (nine years ago) link
Fuddruckers paint huffer employee discovers memegenerator, creates hilarious joek out of portions of alphabet that he remembers
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 15:32 (nine years ago) link
The D and E part of that is so forced
― 'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 15:54 (nine years ago) link
because 7 8 9 bwahahah
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 16:10 (nine years ago) link
i still don't get it
― Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 16:23 (nine years ago) link
B is Bert, E is Ernie
um
― Maurice Malpas Holiday Jotter Blues (onimo), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 16:55 (nine years ago) link
d = http://static2.businessinsider.com/image/4e84e6e1eab8eaac31000013/johnny-dramas-new-show-premieres-tonight-heres-what-the-rest-of-the-entourage-alumna-are-up-to-next.jpg
e = http://searchingforakilismith.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Eric_l.jpg
it's recounting an episode of entourage, hence the picture of jeremy piven who won an emmy for playing ari ("a") on the show
― balls, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 18:55 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/10307201_860699000617779_3663617908177712509_n.png
― cardamon, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 23:15 (nine years ago) link
^ always knew they didn't care abt human life
― j., Wednesday, 25 June 2014 23:17 (nine years ago) link
SCIENCEGASM
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 23:17 (nine years ago) link
both side would be good polls, i dunno
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 23:38 (nine years ago) link
you should know about lies
― flatizza (harbl), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 23:43 (nine years ago) link
lol @ 'whatever subtly perpetuates fear'
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 23:46 (nine years ago) link
something something fnord
― bill nye mouth (electricsound), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 23:46 (nine years ago) link
first and foremost, you should care about bats
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 23:47 (nine years ago) link
tbfffffff
that one's strident but otm. don't be so jaaaaded
― avicii usque ad arse (imago), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 23:52 (nine years ago) link
oh wait i'm talking to ilx here
i guess actually posting that to a facebook feed is kinda stating the obvious and participating in the illusory broadcast at the same time, hence hypocritical
― avicii usque ad arse (imago), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 23:53 (nine years ago) link
lux aeterna
― avicii usque ad arse (imago), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 23:54 (nine years ago) link
also, it fails to mention global political upheavals, or really anything international
― avicii usque ad arse (imago), Thursday, 26 June 2014 00:00 (nine years ago) link
also SNOTTY ABOUT MURDER VICTIMS cmon lj
― j., Thursday, 26 June 2014 00:06 (nine years ago) link
yeah it's p gauchely put too but in principle i'm on its side, even if it's by & for stupid cunts
^^^spirit of ilx, etc
― avicii usque ad arse (imago), Thursday, 26 June 2014 00:36 (nine years ago) link
"Drama" in DC is up there with the Facebook ticker describing the taking of Mosul as "Iraqi drama"
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 26 June 2014 00:45 (nine years ago) link
http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/28wyz2/my_coworker_at_the_walmart_deli_causes_a_lot_of/
this one-note joke got old so, so fast.
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 26 June 2014 02:27 (nine years ago) link
all the unfunny people, where do they all come from
― 'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Thursday, 26 June 2014 02:35 (nine years ago) link
http://www.reddit.com/r/shaneisms
2,288 subscribers
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Thursday, 26 June 2014 02:42 (nine years ago) link
i got so irrationally angry at that today
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 26 June 2014 02:53 (nine years ago) link
it's like mad libs at this point
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 26 June 2014 02:54 (nine years ago) link
here let me try
Shane, please stop telling the customers there's brains in the oatmeal, it's a breakfast cereal not brains.
― 'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Thursday, 26 June 2014 02:56 (nine years ago) link
Shane please don't wear a freddie mask and sing "I can't drive 55" while sweeping up.
not irrational xp
i get irrationally angry at the thought of people seeing them and thinking they're real and not just dumb jokes some idiot keeps writing and taking pictures of
in the old days i would've thought it wasn't possible but years on facebook have destroyed my expectations
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Thursday, 26 June 2014 02:57 (nine years ago) link
I would get IA at the thought of this becoming a thing at every WMT meat counter.
― pplains, Thursday, 26 June 2014 02:58 (nine years ago) link
in the reddit there were people posting "even if this is fake" it's like come on the creator doesn't even expect you to run with that assumption
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 26 June 2014 02:59 (nine years ago) link
Shane, stop calling the customers L0u1s J@gg3r and telling them they're banned from the deli
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 26 June 2014 03:00 (nine years ago) link
Shane, stop http://www.wattpad.com/217498-333-ways-to-get-kicked-out-of-walmart and btw I need you to clock out before you work some overtime.
― pplains, Thursday, 26 June 2014 03:02 (nine years ago) link
Shane, stop NO SERIOUSLY DEAR GOD STOP
http://i.imgur.com/W7K6DGs.png
― pplains, Thursday, 26 June 2014 03:06 (nine years ago) link
Horrible:
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 26 June 2014 04:29 (nine years ago) link
bats are people too
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Thursday, 26 June 2014 06:04 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-b-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/10487316_774409499256247_7248756855959225902_n.jpg
ugggh, you WOMEN
― Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Thursday, 26 June 2014 14:32 (nine years ago) link
Percisely
― goth colouring book (anagram), Thursday, 26 June 2014 14:33 (nine years ago) link
My math must be really bad.
http://i.imgur.com/YIEW8He.png
― pplains, Thursday, 26 June 2014 14:48 (nine years ago) link
472k likes, 201k shares
― Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Thursday, 26 June 2014 14:54 (nine years ago) link
ladiez, amirite?
― Van Spleef & R. Kellz (get bent), Thursday, 26 June 2014 20:21 (nine years ago) link
hunky mcfelon's vacant stare doesn't really do it for me, but go on, tell me what my priorities are.
― Van Spleef & R. Kellz (get bent), Thursday, 26 June 2014 20:22 (nine years ago) link
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, June 25, 2014 9:57 PM (Yesterday)
― j., Thursday, 26 June 2014 20:27 (nine years ago) link
FFS at this felon/marine thing
― cardamon, Thursday, 26 June 2014 21:03 (nine years ago) link
I mean come on, given how we tend to mix up external appearance with behaviour, surely a nasty person's being attractive is noteworthy and surprising, worth talking about, compared to the I suppose obviousness of a nice person being attractive
― cardamon, Thursday, 26 June 2014 21:06 (nine years ago) link
Way to go, ladies.
― Forks I'd Clove to Fu (silby), Thursday, 26 June 2014 21:08 (nine years ago) link
it's at least as dumb as "they talked about JustinBieber on the news today but not the bees"
― Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Thursday, 26 June 2014 21:12 (nine years ago) link
Ahem, that was Justin Beiber they were complaining about, there.
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 26 June 2014 21:56 (nine years ago) link
it's a lot dumber actually, and more aligned with patriarchal violence.
frogbs: you think i'm fucked up, look at what my fb friends post
― mattresslessness, Thursday, 26 June 2014 22:02 (nine years ago) link
That gif is a step below "What happens to the Kardashians isnt news" posts
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 26 June 2014 23:19 (nine years ago) link
i am imagining kyle making that gif himself after a night of striking out at the local bar.
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Friday, 27 June 2014 04:57 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/1378745_253419341471884_475019723_n.jpg
― 'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Friday, 27 June 2014 14:17 (nine years ago) link
"share"
― socki (s1ocki), Friday, 27 June 2014 15:07 (nine years ago) link
My mother has posted that. u_u
― Disagree. And im not into firey solos chief. (Phil D.), Friday, 27 June 2014 15:13 (nine years ago) link
Please hold my ...hand..
― Immediate Follower (NA), Friday, 27 June 2014 15:19 (nine years ago) link
"share" if you love your Italian son
― Kiss Screaming Seagull Her Seagull Her (DJ Mencap), Friday, 27 June 2014 15:20 (nine years ago) link
When an old man died in the geriatric ward of a nursing home in an Australian country town, it was believed that he had nothing left of any value.Later, when the nurses were going through his meager possessions, They found this poem. Its quality and content so impressed the staff that copies were made and distributed to every nurse in the hospital.
What do you see nurses? . . .. . .What do you see?What are you thinking .. . when you're looking at me?A cranky old man, . . . . . .not very wise,Uncertain of habit .. . . . . . . .. with faraway eyes?Who dribbles his food .. . ... . . and makes no reply.When you say in a loud voice . .'I do wish you'd try!'Who seems not to notice . . .the things that you do.And forever is losing . . . . . .. . . A sock or shoe?Who, resisting or not . . . ... lets you do as you will,With bathing and feeding . . . .The long day to fill?Is that what you're thinking?. .Is that what you see?Then open your eyes, nurse .you're not looking at me.I'll tell you who I am . . . . .. As I sit here so still,As I do at your bidding, .. . . . as I eat at your will.I'm a small child of Ten . .with a father and mother,Brothers and sisters .. . . .. . who love one anotherA young boy of Sixteen . . . .. with wings on his feetDreaming that soon now . . .. . . a lover he'll meet.A groom soon at Twenty . . . ..my heart gives a leap.Remembering, the vows .. .. .that I promised to keep.At Twenty-Five, now . . . . .I have young of my own.Who need me to guide . . . And a secure happy home.A man of Thirty . .. . . . . My young now grown fast,Bound to each other . . .. With ties that should last.At Forty, my young sons .. .have grown and are gone,But my woman is beside me . . to see I don't mourn.At Fifty, once more, .. ...Babies play 'round my knee,Again, we know children . . . . My loved one and me.Dark days are upon me . . . . My wife is now dead.I look at the future ... . . . . I shudder with dread.For my young are all rearing .. . . young of their own.And I think of the years . . . And the love that I've known.I'm now an old man . . . . . . .. and nature is cruel.It's jest to make old age . . . . . . . look like a fool.The body, it crumbles .. .. . grace and vigor, depart.There is now a stone . . . where I once had a heart.But inside this old carcass . A young man still dwells,And now and again . . . . . my battered heart swellsI remember the joys . . . . .. . I remember the pain.And I'm loving and living . . . . . . . life over again.I think of the years, all too few . . .. gone too fast.And accept the stark fact . . . that nothing can last.So open your eyes, people .. . . . .. . . open and see.Not a cranky old man .Look closer . . . . see .. .. . .. .... . ME!!
Remember this poem when you next meet an older person who you might brush aside without looking at the young soul within. We will all, one day, be there, too!
PLEASE SHARE THIS POEM (originally by Phyllis McCormack; adapted by Dave Griffith)
https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/155968_552818078078739_874418408_n.jpgThe best and most beautiful things of this world can't be seen or touched. They must be felt by the heart!
― how's life, Friday, 27 June 2014 15:21 (nine years ago) link
"Please hold my .....'
1) hand2) knee3) views as sacrosanct
― Mark G, Friday, 27 June 2014 15:22 (nine years ago) link
I'm sure I saw that poem on Snopes
― Mark G, Friday, 27 June 2014 15:23 (nine years ago) link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crabbit_Old_Woman
― how's life, Friday, 27 June 2014 15:37 (nine years ago) link
― Forks I'd Clove to Fu (silby), Friday, 27 June 2014 16:26 (nine years ago) link
http://37.media.tumblr.com/f4600bdcc5a3f56a29988be0b0adf108/tumblr_mr06zlzNsv1qc9u65o1_r1_500.jpghttp://37.media.tumblr.com/0da01a8315acc3298303e61d4cb74ac0/tumblr_mr06zlzNsv1qc9u65o2_r1_500.jpg
― carl agatha, Friday, 27 June 2014 17:59 (nine years ago) link
Donkey's feet look like cocks
― cardamon, Friday, 27 June 2014 18:50 (nine years ago) link
not like mine
― Aimless, Friday, 27 June 2014 18:53 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-b-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/t1.0-9/556751_10150850563781314_618776032_n.jpg
― cardamon, Saturday, 28 June 2014 00:56 (nine years ago) link
that GIF gives me crepitating heartburn
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 28 June 2014 00:58 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/10447026_920240028002698_8571307942513520594_n.png
apparently the matrix is so old people have forgotten how this meme works
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, 28 June 2014 06:07 (nine years ago) link
lots of pixels wasted on a non-humorous 'would you rather'
― Forks I'd Clove to Fu (silby), Saturday, 28 June 2014 07:04 (nine years ago) link
Take the left pill and you will experience non-drowsy cold relief. Take the right pill and you will be drowsy.
― Sufjan Grafton, Saturday, 28 June 2014 14:44 (nine years ago) link
one of my old friends is doing one of those MLM schemes that involves wraps and all she does is splatter pics of before and after of people she 'wrapped' and it's taking every fiber of my being to not respond "WRAPS DON'T FUCKING WORK YOU NIT"
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 28 June 2014 14:53 (nine years ago) link
friend of mine posted that shitty marine vs convict thing today with the comment "life is so unfair" and I couldn't help myself
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/32863603/Screenshot%202014-06-28%2016.01.20%20%282%29.jpg
― Knob Dicks (wins), Saturday, 28 June 2014 15:14 (nine years ago) link
lol nice
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 28 June 2014 15:20 (nine years ago) link
Doing the lord's work there.
― carl agatha, Saturday, 28 June 2014 16:19 (nine years ago) link
wins wins
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 28 June 2014 16:30 (nine years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/62799063/wins_400x400.jpg
― Mordy, Saturday, 28 June 2014 16:37 (nine years ago) link
tkm vg but you guys need to stop saying that
― Knob Dicks (wins), Saturday, 28 June 2014 16:38 (nine years ago) link
NOT UNTIL IT STOPS BEING TRUE
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 28 June 2014 16:42 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyTzmhFQt2o&feature=kp
― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 28 June 2014 16:42 (nine years ago) link
yr welcome
― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 28 June 2014 16:43 (nine years ago) link
― every moser (wins),
― Knob Dicks (wins), Saturday, 28 June 2014 16:43 (nine years ago) link
you really thought that display name through
― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 28 June 2014 16:45 (nine years ago) link
always
― Knob Dicks (wins), Saturday, 28 June 2014 16:46 (nine years ago) link
http://www.tickld.com/cdn_image_article/a_585_20140616133710.jpg
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Sunday, 29 June 2014 14:28 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10456054_769155319802589_3459473977170100664_n.jpg
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Sunday, 29 June 2014 16:20 (nine years ago) link
sinister
― soref, Sunday, 29 June 2014 16:23 (nine years ago) link
have to speculate as to why the woman can't hear him
― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 29 June 2014 16:35 (nine years ago) link
http://31.media.tumblr.com/a9e8369c861efc042dd3afe830137fad/tumblr_n7ubn89j601tb8uduo1_500.jpg
i know you like guns but i really think you shouldn't give your baby a pistol it's a baby
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Sunday, 29 June 2014 18:53 (nine years ago) link
we need some kind of firearm that's appropriate for babies, only then will the madness end.
― Merdeyeux, Sunday, 29 June 2014 19:02 (nine years ago) link
http://bullseyevinyl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/gun-family-decal.jpg
can't decide if this one is more or less unsettling
― soref, Sunday, 29 June 2014 19:06 (nine years ago) link
much more
― Mordy, Sunday, 29 June 2014 19:07 (nine years ago) link
I don't know, scary loner with his family of guns is obviously someone you want to avoid, scary family man who appears relatively normal but will kill you in cold blood seems more frightening somehow
― soref, Sunday, 29 June 2014 19:10 (nine years ago) link
at the least the first guy doesn't have a family of actual people he can snap and murder/suicide one day
― soref, Sunday, 29 June 2014 19:11 (nine years ago) link
Geez, just put it all on the first guy snapping and killing everyone. Get off that gun owner's case.
Besides, it's much more likely that one of the small kids he's protecting will find one of the guns and kill themselves or one of their siblings. But nooooo, always the dad's fault.
― pplains, Sunday, 29 June 2014 19:15 (nine years ago) link
the loner guy sounds like he is actively pitting his family against yours tho
― fraudulent octuplets of the moment, yon californian-ass mother (wins), Sunday, 29 June 2014 19:18 (nine years ago) link
like he's really pissed off at all the baby fotos on facebook & is like I HAVE A FAMILY TOO MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA SEE
― fraudulent octuplets of the moment, yon californian-ass mother (wins), Sunday, 29 June 2014 19:19 (nine years ago) link
yeah, and guy w/ real family might be responsible gun owner who keeps all of his stuff locked up until the revolution/sadistic teenage home invaders/societal collapse breaks out. the second guy is def 100% a serial killer tho.
― Mordy, Sunday, 29 June 2014 19:21 (nine years ago) link
Think everyone who puts some sort of cutsey family decal on their back window ought to be locked into a room without a/c and plenty of loaded guns to fool around with.
― pplains, Sunday, 29 June 2014 19:28 (nine years ago) link
Second guy wears a tactical fedora and posts his EDC on twelve sites.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 29 June 2014 19:37 (nine years ago) link
YOU HAVE YOUR FAMILYI HAVE MINE*row of poop totems*
― Sufjan Grafton, Sunday, 29 June 2014 19:47 (nine years ago) link
AR-15 currently grounded for sextimg
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 29 June 2014 19:52 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/NRYsdsr.jpg
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 29 June 2014 19:52 (nine years ago) link
seems like a somehow more sociopathic update on 'you wear yr x and i'll wear mine'
― balls, Sunday, 29 June 2014 23:24 (nine years ago) link
some of those anti-jokes many xps ago were really just jokes
― Forks I'd Clove to Fu (silby), Sunday, 29 June 2014 23:53 (nine years ago) link
Yep, I got a irl laugh with the Bucket one just now.
― Mark G, Monday, 30 June 2014 06:05 (nine years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bo_MmNiCcAAndlB.jpg
can't tell if real or fake tbh
― ey, Monday, 30 June 2014 10:55 (nine years ago) link
has to be fake, has to be
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 30 June 2014 12:09 (nine years ago) link
"no one handed me an orange belt in swords" and "they should have worse phones" lines are hysterical and confirm this is def a joke. otherwise i would be 50/50
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 30 June 2014 12:20 (nine years ago) link
joke before first full stop lads, cmon
― do u like green ez & jam (darraghmac), Monday, 30 June 2014 12:38 (nine years ago) link
nb I've only started working with lean managers I may be underexposed
― do u like green ez & jam (darraghmac), Monday, 30 June 2014 12:39 (nine years ago) link
I think it's serious
― cardamon, Monday, 30 June 2014 19:43 (nine years ago) link
Knowing a sword person irl with the same opinions and the same tendency to pose for photographs for social media
pix or it didn't happen
― pplains, Monday, 30 June 2014 19:58 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/q72/s720x720/10446509_476640219106173_5237569355041353292_n.jpg
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 03:43 (nine years ago) link
how did animals drink before people put water bowls outside for them? somebody please help, idk how nature works
that's the dumbest thing i've seen in my entire life
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 04:01 (nine years ago) link
The neighborhood wildlife I'd be saving are mosquitos.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 04:04 (nine years ago) link
posted beside a video of a cat on a bed:
My silly cat cleaning himself. Around 1:10 seconds in is hysterical. Video experiment 1. And there's that weird face staring at me from under the pillows just to the right of the pear. WTF is that?! LOL Probably best to keep the sound muted. I had a fan on right next to the camera and it sounds like niagara falls or a tornado... I'm also using my cheap old broken tripod... So the motion is a bit jerky... The video tripod is smoother but I didn't want to take it out of its case. It's larger and takes longer to set up. The pear... well... I was experimenting with still photography, aperture, f-stops, and ISO settings ... on the pear... and also custom white balance based on the lighting... So that's why the pear is there. Low tech here. HAHA...
― Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 04:23 (nine years ago) link
HAHA...
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 05:53 (nine years ago) link
One for the DVD commentary...
― kinder, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 11:37 (nine years ago) link
Who cares about the pear? I want to know about the weird face under the pillow.
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 12:00 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/544891_10151898507209254_518768669_n.jpg
9.4 million shares61 million likes
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 14:06 (nine years ago) link
New York City first one that came to mind.
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 14:12 (nine years ago) link
toronto
― socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 14:13 (nine years ago) link
winnipegst johnsquebec cityred deeryellowknifewhitehorse
canada has a shit ton of them (ironic because three As in country name)
Ok, this could get out of hand.
― pplains, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 14:27 (nine years ago) link
New York, Brooklyn, Hudson, Mount Vernon, Rochester, Yonkers, Monterey, Hollister, Desert Hot Springs, Beverly Hills, Melrose, Brentwood, Culver City, West Hollywood, El Segundo, Irvine, Mission Viejo, Tustin, Cerritos, Fullerton, Hemet, Cypress, Escondido, Blythe, Emeryville, Buellton, Chino Hills, Perris, Citrus Heights, Colton, Lemon Grove, Berkeley, Indio, Lompoc, Modesto, Folsom, Foster City, Redding, Prescott, Phoenix, South Tucson, Tempe, Tombstone, Willcox, Somerton, Winslow, Boulder City, Henderson, Everett, Houston, Fort Worth, Winchester, London, Bristol, Derby, Leeds, Norwich, Oxford, Worcester, Portsmouth, Sheffield, Edinburgh, Perth, Derry, Inverness, Wells, Westminster, Stoke-on-Trent, Leicester, Bến Tre, Điện Biên Phủ, Huế, Hưng Yên, Kon Tum, Long Xuyên, Ninh Bình, Mỹ Tho, Phủ Lý, Quy Nhơn, Việt Trì, Vĩnh Long, Vĩnh Yên, Uông Bí, Rome, Florence, Venice, Trieste, Portici, Lyon, Nice, Rennes, Montpellier, and Bourges.6 hrs · Edited · Like · 1
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 14:28 (nine years ago) link
i started up my own, even harder
https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/t1.0-9/10491971_10152242484810959_775014600048203863_n.jpg
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 14:35 (nine years ago) link
Boston Colle...fuuuuuuck
― Sufjan Grafton, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 14:46 (nine years ago) link
Barvard, Bale, University of Bennsylvania, Brinceton, Bolumbia, Bartmouth, Bornell, Brown
― Mordy, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 14:50 (nine years ago) link
Billiams College, Amberst College, Swarbthmore College, Pomonba College...aw, forget it!
― Sufjan Grafton, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 14:50 (nine years ago) link
Name a SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER that does not have !, # or $ in it.
I bet you can't ;)
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 14:56 (nine years ago) link
life is so hard
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 14:59 (nine years ago) link
the worst thing about those is exactly like this thread. even if its something totally obvious people just keep doing it because some fuckin gif said "bet you can't".
add these two numbers and get a new number, bet you can't: 5 + 7ps only clever people can answer this
ps only clever people can answer this
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 15:01 (nine years ago) link
I bet you I caaain!
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 15:08 (nine years ago) link
multiply an even number by an odd number to get an odd number. clever people can answer this.
― Sufjan Grafton, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 15:10 (nine years ago) link
name a two dimensional shape with fewer than 3 sides. any fucking idiot could.
― Sufjan Grafton, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 15:13 (nine years ago) link
;)
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 15:20 (nine years ago) link
Karl, there's another one floating around that reads "Say a name that starts with the letter Z. 4 out of 5 people will fail"/too much time on ilx
― Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 15:32 (nine years ago) link
What are some of these that are actually a brainteaser? I always get taken in by that elephant in Denmark one.
― pplains, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 15:51 (nine years ago) link
those riddles going around are a means of people garnering more clicks/hits for their FB pages so they can show up in more people's feeds iirc
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 15:55 (nine years ago) link
Not all of them are cynical tricks to get more page views. I note that no one on this thread has been able to solve my riddle
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 16:02 (nine years ago) link
University of California Los Angeleb
jeez
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 16:05 (nine years ago) link
I like this one: name an English word that cannot possibly be played in Scrabble (even given the 2 blank tiles)
― Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 16:13 (nine years ago) link
"The search was for 'apiary classroom', but what this reporter found in his investigation will amaze you."
http://d75822.medialib.glogster.com/media/ee/ee63abeae1644e87e4a8774886670464030872d7a9c70017256945c1ef0c4715/white-block-1-jpg.jpg
http://swfbees.com/NHBAD2009a.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 16:15 (nine years ago) link
those riddles going around are a means of people garnering more clicks/hits for their FB pages so they can show up in more people's feeds iirc lazily filling the void that is their meaningless modern info-existence
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 16:20 (nine years ago) link
let's not fly too close to the sun there, mr. ilx poster.
― pplains, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 16:22 (nine years ago) link
a childhood friend of my sisters' i vaguely knew from when they were kids posted one of those banality followed by a threat macros that had some bible verse about following jesus and then 'like and you will go to heaven. ignore and you will go to hell.' i 'liked' it and then commented 'hope this works!' and she defriended me. my stepmother keeps posting these things to my wall of dogs that have come to some horrible end so i get to open facebook and o joy there's that story about cops slitting a shar-pei's throat in front of its owner cuz it wasn't on a leash. with images. thx. i think she had mentioned one of these stories to me once irl and i had agreed that yes torturing and killing dogs is horrible and may have mentioned that sometimes i harbor dreams of tracking down and killing these cops that kill dogs cuz it looked at them funny or barked at them and now here i am, some eli roth version of sarah mclachlan everyday. the other thing that's been happening is when some friend will have maybe engaged in slightly creepy but not that creepy behavior that maybe facebook doesn't need to let everybody know about ie __________ just liked four photos from the official dawn wells page.
― balls, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 19:05 (nine years ago) link
keeps posting these things to my wall of dogs
Any opportunity I have to make my stock Richard & Linda Thompson joke, I take.
― pplains, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 20:21 (nine years ago) link
There is a certain quality I've noticed lately akin to "Fox turning into a porn channel so slowly, nobody noticed," except it's "my family turned into 4chan posters so slowly, no one blinked an eye."
― pplains, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 20:22 (nine years ago) link
"Oh, hey. A dead Palestinian child pic slotted next to one of Kim Kardashian. Uncle Frank must be on a roll."
― pplains, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 20:23 (nine years ago) link
The idea is to fill FB with more music, breaking the monotony of selfies and sensationalism. If you "like" this post you will be assigned a letter. Your task is to choose a band, musician or artist whose name begins with that letter, then post a link to a track by them on YOUR timeline, with this text as your status update... I received C.
The Distance by Cake.
― how's life, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 21:50 (nine years ago) link
i have this one fb "friend" who posts republican/anti-government/anti-immigrant image macros along with inspirational zig ziglar quotes about teh american dream and stuff like that and then posts stuff about how if you have any problem with him then you're obviously just jealous.
― Neil Patrick Haggerty (get bent), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 23:23 (nine years ago) link
http://gallery.mailchimp.com/c3128cbc75b5968aacd624e4b/images/a2af0906-94e6-4315-93b9-8234d712efcd.jpg
I just really don't get what this is actually getting at. There's going to be an earthquake that's going to blow up the gas pipeline, and that's in turn going to somehow blow up the nuclear power plant? I don't think that's how it works.
― 'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 2 July 2014 02:18 (nine years ago) link
― Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 16:13 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
'characteristically' (because it's bigger than the fucking board)
everyone die
― avicii usque ad arse (imago), Wednesday, 2 July 2014 02:31 (nine years ago) link
http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/bubsy__4459.jpg
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 2 July 2014 02:58 (nine years ago) link
a childhood friend of my sisters' i vaguely knew from when they were kids posted one of those banality followed by a threat macros that had some bible verse about following jesus and then 'like and you will go to heaven. ignore and you will go to hell.' i 'liked' it and then commented 'hope this works!' and she defriended me.
it worked!
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 2 July 2014 17:11 (nine years ago) link
i've stopped seeing these macros as much lately but i've also started being more vigilant about blocking people who post them (it's still probably not as many people who have blocked me after too many "life with the kid" updates but...)
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 2 July 2014 17:15 (nine years ago) link
I was thinking "pizzazz" because there's only one z and two blanks.
― Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Wednesday, 2 July 2014 18:15 (nine years ago) link
lol antidisestablishmentarianism lol
― Sufjan Grafton, Wednesday, 2 July 2014 18:28 (nine years ago) link
PIZZAZZ -- turn a few N's sidewaysCHARACTERISTICALLY -- play over 2 turns (CHARACTERISTIC, ALLY) on 2 lines, use a sideways I or one of the blanks as a hyphen
― Plasmon, Thursday, 3 July 2014 13:50 (nine years ago) link
with those rules, why not just turn the board over and use a magic marker to write whatever word you want on the back
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Thursday, 3 July 2014 14:00 (nine years ago) link
Ah, a video has started playing automatically in my feed. Could this be some sort of hilarious Damage Contrlol Youtube wonder or... oh... no, it's an Iranian man beating his wife/Korean woman kicking the shit out of her new born child/Skinhead drowning a puppy. Thanks, Facebook poster, what the fuck?
― 3kDk (dog latin), Thursday, 3 July 2014 14:01 (nine years ago) link
These appear often with no commentary at all. Either that or it's 'This terrible person needs to be stopped NOW, share with yr friends' and then people commenting saying the video is from 2006 and the person in question has been in jail for nearly a decade.
― 3kDk (dog latin), Thursday, 3 July 2014 14:03 (nine years ago) link
Can't play on the back of the board, no way of knowing where the double word scores are.
Tried writing on the front of the board, but after a while all my games ended up the same. :(
― Plasmon, Thursday, 3 July 2014 14:06 (nine years ago) link
Why don't people look shit up before posting on facebook? Why? Why? Why?
― how's life, Thursday, 3 July 2014 14:07 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t1.0-9/p526x296/1509928_638702546178833_959776271_n.jpg
― wenus villiams (qiqing), Thursday, 3 July 2014 21:12 (nine years ago) link
let's try that againhttp://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t1.0-9/p526x296/1509928_638702546178833_959776271_n.jpg
― wenus villiams (qiqing), Thursday, 3 July 2014 21:14 (nine years ago) link
ok idgi, does the file type have to be ".jpeg" for the image to be displayed?
― wenus villiams (qiqing), Thursday, 3 July 2014 21:15 (nine years ago) link
it is displaying
― odd proggy geezer (Moodles), Thursday, 3 July 2014 21:16 (nine years ago) link
alas
― which was retweeted by (imago), Thursday, 3 July 2014 21:18 (nine years ago) link
also I too thought of 'pizzazz' but it's such a ropey neologism that any self-respecting Scrabble dictionary...oh wait fine, as you were
see also quinquenquiquiquillery, a word that has something to do with the number fifteen that I just made up
― which was retweeted by (imago), Thursday, 3 July 2014 21:20 (nine years ago) link
ah ty ty i think i forgot to enable thread images again
sorry for double posts
― wenus villiams (qiqing), Thursday, 3 July 2014 21:20 (nine years ago) link
can't believe self-respecting Scrabble dictionaries include words from the early 20th century
― Daphnis Celesta, Thursday, 3 July 2014 21:57 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/t1.0-9/421854_10151516798130320_1005409175_n.jpg
46,000 shares, over 300,000 likes
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Friday, 4 July 2014 04:12 (nine years ago) link
briliant
― Mordy, Friday, 4 July 2014 04:19 (nine years ago) link
That doesn't start with an 'a'..
― Mark G, Friday, 4 July 2014 06:44 (nine years ago) link
'If you think you are bri-nylon..'
― Mark G, Friday, 4 July 2014 06:45 (nine years ago) link
anteligence
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 4 July 2014 12:22 (nine years ago) link
arse
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 4 July 2014 15:40 (nine years ago) link
that's funny, I was thinking "asinine" before I even got to the last line.
― Dan I., Friday, 4 July 2014 17:16 (nine years ago) link
I was on Absinthe, me.
― Mark G, Friday, 4 July 2014 17:29 (nine years ago) link
Whoever created that is an Asshole
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 4 July 2014 17:39 (nine years ago) link
you guys are really smart
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 4 July 2014 18:42 (nine years ago) link
ale, ate, ape, are, awe, age, Abe, ave, ace, axe
― Mordy, Friday, 4 July 2014 18:45 (nine years ago) link
i missed aye
― Mordy, Friday, 4 July 2014 18:46 (nine years ago) link
got one! affable! where is the share button
― mattresslessness, Friday, 4 July 2014 18:54 (nine years ago) link
i guess its my point for posting that here.
a strange.. game. the only winning move is not to play.
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Friday, 4 July 2014 18:56 (nine years ago) link
erm, my fault, not my point.
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Friday, 4 July 2014 18:57 (nine years ago) link
can we weaponize this meme somehow
― Forks I'd Clove to Fu (silby), Friday, 4 July 2014 19:40 (nine years ago) link
If you think you are briliant,In 10 seconds.Write any word that start with'Q' and end with 'F'.
― guwop (crüt), Friday, 4 July 2014 20:32 (nine years ago) link
QUACKOFF
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 4 July 2014 20:33 (nine years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 4 July 2014 20:34 (nine years ago) link
'queef'
― Mark G, Friday, 4 July 2014 21:13 (nine years ago) link
yeah that was the joke iirc
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 4 July 2014 21:19 (nine years ago) link
quaff?
― Mordy, Friday, 4 July 2014 21:26 (nine years ago) link
sick baby pages
― cpt navajo (darraghmac), Friday, 4 July 2014 23:10 (nine years ago) link
'queer' starts with ' and ends with ', sorry mark g, not brilliant
― mattresslessness, Friday, 4 July 2014 23:11 (nine years ago) link
i mean 'queef'
still it isn't the word I posted. xpost Damn!
― Mark G, Friday, 4 July 2014 23:12 (nine years ago) link
If you think you are brilliant,In 10 seconds.Write any word that start withhttp://pix.iemoji.com/appl33/0376.png and ends with http://pix.iemoji.com/appl33/0753.png
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Saturday, 5 July 2014 00:07 (nine years ago) link
surf shiner n. U.S. rare the shiner perch, Cymatogaster aggregata (family Embiotocidae), a common small surfperch of the west coast of North America.
― sktsh, Saturday, 5 July 2014 21:33 (nine years ago) link
must be in the form of a gif
― Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 6 July 2014 02:50 (nine years ago) link
http://i57.tinypic.com/qoudlk.jpg
lazy unfunny racism at its finest!
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 6 July 2014 15:55 (nine years ago) link
In fairness, sweet blackberries attract all kinds of crazy racist white people.
― pplains, Sunday, 6 July 2014 16:23 (nine years ago) link
also bears
― Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 6 July 2014 16:52 (nine years ago) link
Also Ron Paul
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 6 July 2014 20:06 (nine years ago) link
also mobile phone collectors
― Mark G, Sunday, 6 July 2014 21:20 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-b-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t1.0-9/s526x395/1505677_740844172593694_499557045_n.jpg
― Darin, Monday, 7 July 2014 03:41 (nine years ago) link
http://eil.com/images/main/Loverboy+-+Get+Lucky+-+LP+RECORD-516772.jpg
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Monday, 7 July 2014 03:54 (nine years ago) link
Ha ha I had the same thought
― Darin, Monday, 7 July 2014 03:58 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/10346626_519199251518898_9083295073753428642_n.jpg
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Monday, 7 July 2014 13:23 (nine years ago) link
"Hi there, if I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 7 July 2014 13:32 (nine years ago) link
Dude's turning pink just by touching her.
― pplains, Monday, 7 July 2014 13:44 (nine years ago) link
woman = man
― Barry Gordy (Neil S), Monday, 7 July 2014 13:47 (nine years ago) link
She has such a grateful look in her eyes. He is maniacal, plotting.
― how's life, Monday, 7 July 2014 13:53 (nine years ago) link
Can't tell if that's suppose to chastise evil man-haters, or correct those who think feminism consists of evil man-haters...?
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 7 July 2014 14:51 (nine years ago) link
totally reminds me of this...
http://www.amiright.com/album-covers/images/album-Gang-of-Four-Entertainment.jpg
― john wahey (NickB), Monday, 7 July 2014 15:00 (nine years ago) link
getting weird misogyny vibes from this "EXPLAIN THE DIFFERENCE" meme
― guwop (crüt), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 17:36 (nine years ago) link
― emil.y, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 17:47 (nine years ago) link
This one?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2684147/American-Taliban-conservative-Christian-hell-bent-making-liberal-heads-explode-Mom-three-stirs-controversy-posing-gun-bible-Chick-fil-A-cup.html
― how's life, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 17:50 (nine years ago) link
That url should win some kind of award.
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 18:09 (nine years ago) link
yeah, that one
(& carl agatha otm)
― guwop (crüt), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 18:11 (nine years ago) link
I mean, I get it; it's a troll response to a troll gesture. I'm just uncomfortable w/it. It's an invitation for people to let their hate flow freely.
― guwop (crüt), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 18:14 (nine years ago) link
First time I've heard of her. I guess it's like the Amanda Palmer thing - a genuinely detestable person, but often attacked for things that basically amount to "you're a woman therefore I hate you" - y/n?
― emil.y, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 19:09 (nine years ago) link
haha, is it ok that I respect her dedication to trolling?
― when you call my name it's like a prickly pear (Crabbits), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 20:41 (nine years ago) link
It reminds me of this churchyard that was filled with tiny, tiny crosses, that, a sign explained, represented graves for the 33 million fetuses that had been abourted since Roe v Wade. I wanted to dig a hole in front of one of the crosses, take a photo showing there wasn't actually a buried fetus there, and use it to make a pamphlet called "did 33 million really die?" I decided, no, that would be in horrible taste in every possible way. So I guess I appreciate that this woman doesn't have that filter?
― when you call my name it's like a prickly pear (Crabbits), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 20:46 (nine years ago) link
*dying*
― mattresslessness, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 20:48 (nine years ago) link
where are the fetuses??????????????
― mattresslessness, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 20:50 (nine years ago) link
hoax, dehoaxed - the 33 million fetuses didn't die - they all live in the outskirts of tallahassee
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 21:04 (nine years ago) link
was hoping Crabbits' story was going down some zombie fetus path, but I guess you can't win them all
― odd proggy geezer (Moodles), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 21:10 (nine years ago) link
when i was in middle school, a friend and I snuck out in the middle of the night, went to one of those churches with the tiny crosses, and turned a bunch of them upside-down.
― how's life, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 22:28 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/75933_735331333179775_1695161929201049149_n.jpg
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 22:41 (nine years ago) link
is that an answer to the question: "what is your stupidest fucking idea?"
― chikungunya manatee (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 22:48 (nine years ago) link
https://morethanmediocrity.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/alex_trebek.jpg
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 22:57 (nine years ago) link
Someday my dad is going to die, and I'll see something that uses the odious word "illegals," and I'll start crying because it reminds me of my dear old dead dad.
― when you call my name it's like a prickly pear (Crabbits), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 23:42 (nine years ago) link
it was really sad to see on the facebook feed of the person who shared it (it's one of those things with 100K+ shares because everyone in this country is a monster). he was a high school friend, the nicest person of all time, hilarious, and supremely musically talented. he was a bass in choir, but he could also sing soprano and falsetto better than any girl. he was amazing. we roomed together on a trip to the state music festival, along with my future brother-in-law. we were all complete introverts and terrified of talking to girls, and we stayed up late talking in the dark like it was the 1950s. Greg asked Andy who his dream girl was, and Andy, after a long awkward pause, answered that is was my sister. a few years later Andy married her.
Greg was always super religious but not in a very wholesome way. he never said mean things about anyone and didn't say bad words or make dick jokes. but he was also friends with the gay guys in color guard and didn't appear to be hateful. a few years later i heard that he had gone to b0b jon3s university on a music/pastor major, and now he preaches at a church. and magically, over the last few years these crazy ass things have started to appear on his facebook feed. not trying to hate on christianity too much, and i recognize that plenty of non-spiritual people also are racists and hate "illegals", but greg really didn't used to be this way and it's hard not to attribute his descent into xenophobic hate to the people he chooses to hang out, namely christian fundamentalists
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 10 July 2014 00:52 (nine years ago) link
ugh, i'm the worst, i meant:
Greg was always super religious but not in a very wholesome way
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 10 July 2014 00:53 (nine years ago) link
― socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 10 July 2014 19:22 (nine years ago) link
on a patriarchy kick lately but anyway don't forget to blame that too.
― mattresslessness, Thursday, 10 July 2014 19:46 (nine years ago) link
makes the nicest, sweetest boys you ever met turn into asshole guardians of the race and republic.
― mattresslessness, Thursday, 10 July 2014 19:48 (nine years ago) link
It's that use of the word 'illegals'. Can't even be bothered saying 'illegal immigrant' because that suggests the person has come from somewhere, which suggests they have a human life
― cardamon, Thursday, 10 July 2014 19:59 (nine years ago) link
http://payload185.cargocollective.com/1/3/103729/6012891/eb_ficciones_31_32_33_1000_011_new_640.JPG
― carl agatha, Thursday, 10 July 2014 20:06 (nine years ago) link
even axl said 'immigrants'
― j., Thursday, 10 July 2014 21:03 (nine years ago) link
Probably because he wasn't even fond of the legal ones.
― pplains, Thursday, 10 July 2014 21:08 (nine years ago) link
i'm sure if he had his way his family would have never left scotland.
― Neil Patrick Haggerty (get bent), Thursday, 10 July 2014 21:12 (nine years ago) link
immigrants and haggis, that's right...
― pplains, Thursday, 10 July 2014 21:21 (nine years ago) link
My own brother apparently just fell for this.
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10406916_679218365492615_2882342617436691029_n.jpg
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 11 July 2014 01:07 (nine years ago) link
if the grammar wasn't a dead give away
― Neanderthal, Friday, 11 July 2014 01:08 (nine years ago) link
"the legislation at the White House has come to an agreement"
Wha?
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 11 July 2014 01:11 (nine years ago) link
this PSA announcing the agreement of the white house legislation is brought to you by abc news
― Karl Malone, Friday, 11 July 2014 01:19 (nine years ago) link
why are these always such weirdly terrible quality, like someone took a photo of a screen and then applied compression algorithms to it 20 times
― socki (s1ocki), Friday, 11 July 2014 04:41 (nine years ago) link
i wouldnt even really know HOW to make something look that bad
There has been controversy whether 21 is too young to make something look that bad.
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 11 July 2014 04:57 (nine years ago) link
Was totally expecting agreement to be missing an e there
― Bnad, Friday, 11 July 2014 13:28 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/281900_760980087292472_6671974524439262266_n.jpg
― Barry Gordy (Neil S), Friday, 11 July 2014 16:25 (nine years ago) link
amy otm
― Mordy, Friday, 11 July 2014 16:55 (nine years ago) link
Lines delivered by Amy Poehler, while playing the role of Eleanor Roosevelt in a made-for-tv movie on the O! Network.
― frog latin (Aimless), Friday, 11 July 2014 17:29 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10534613_736781943029947_1993253863391041414_n.jpg
― nickn, Friday, 11 July 2014 22:51 (nine years ago) link
― i'm elf-ein lusophonic (imago), Friday, 11 July 2014 22:52 (nine years ago) link
jejejeje
― when there's no more room in heㄥㄥ the thread will walk the earth (wins), Friday, 11 July 2014 22:59 (nine years ago) link
:-)8===D~o
― when there's no more room in heㄥㄥ the thread will walk the earth (wins), Friday, 11 July 2014 23:02 (nine years ago) link
Never realized all that Dr. Pepper on the keyboard was a euphamisim.
― pplains, Friday, 11 July 2014 23:17 (nine years ago) link
Dr salt
― cpt navajo (darraghmac), Friday, 11 July 2014 23:20 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-b-mia.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/t1.0-9/s526x395/1374715_10151717404513651_1682736654_n.jpg
also happy belated 2nd birthday to this thread
― guwop (crüt), Monday, 14 July 2014 12:34 (nine years ago) link
http://nymag.com/images/2/daily/entertainment/07/08/09_therealdoll_lgl.jpg
― soref, Monday, 14 July 2014 12:44 (nine years ago) link
Never realized all that Dr. Pepper on the keyboard was a euphamisim. euphajism
― Queef Latina (Phil D.), Monday, 14 July 2014 13:18 (nine years ago) link
I'm going to come after you the day I slip up and say that instead during a department meeting.
― pplains, Monday, 14 July 2014 13:50 (nine years ago) link
A co-worker of mine posted this:
https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t1.0-9/10513384_10101178806988347_4422837923323246285_n.jpg
And got a hosannah of "Ain't that the truth!" posts and likes. I sure don't remember getting any more sleep than my wife did during those early months, so I posted "Boo this!"
But now, seeing my one male voice in this sea of "So true!" posts, I realize it looks like I'm Booing the practice of the husband sleeping more rather than Booing the sentiment of the statement made in the first place.
Why am I still on this website.
― pplains, Monday, 14 July 2014 14:54 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/MTbn6uH.jpg
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, 14 July 2014 19:34 (nine years ago) link
well played
― Forks I'd Clove to Fu (silby), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 00:04 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/t1.0-9/1512305_706213712769110_651973707839958061_n.jpg
― how's life, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 13:45 (nine years ago) link
― La Lechera, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 13:52 (nine years ago) link
were all those words painstakingly c&p'd out of some other meme?
― how's life, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 13:54 (nine years ago) link
I don't disagree with that jpeg and yet I hate it so much.
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 14:03 (nine years ago) link
Except the part about how we're all pretending we don't have a choice. That was clearly written by someone who doesn't pay his own bills.
something about all-text image macros just makes me want to disagree with them.
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 14:16 (nine years ago) link
it's disagreeable but not entirely untrue
― Daphnis Celesta, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 14:30 (nine years ago) link
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 14:38 (nine years ago) link
actual reality
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 15:22 (nine years ago) link
scientific fact
― how's life, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 15:23 (nine years ago) link
(and no, I don't necessarily disagree with the sentiment for the most part, but I had to cross my eyes until I near threw up just to read it)
― how's life, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 15:24 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t1.0-9/10448777_806611162712708_4834593975162809834_n.jpg
― Barry Gordy (Neil S), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 20:26 (nine years ago) link
My political views?
― Barry Gordy (Neil S), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 20:27 (nine years ago) link
imaginary questions self-asked like you're the protag in an elmore leonard novel
― mattresslessness, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 20:33 (nine years ago) link
My views on cupping the earth in my hands?
― Barry Gordy (Neil S), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 20:34 (nine years ago) link
oh the deep insecurities my monitor has seen xp lol
― mattresslessness, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 20:34 (nine years ago) link
Fuck, where's that thing where it takes the atheist professor vs. marine meme to its most wonderful extreme?
― how's life, Wednesday, 16 July 2014 14:12 (nine years ago) link
Nevermind, found the gawker post linking to the treasure trove. http://gawker.com/marine-todd-is-an-awesomely-stupid-right-wing-meme-th-1555109402
― how's life, Wednesday, 16 July 2014 14:19 (nine years ago) link
So Earth-cupping guy is opposed to a) life and b) the Sun. Moving on.
― Queef Latina (Phil D.), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 14:21 (nine years ago) link
http://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/1604776_10152136908873040_4188138623264608528_n.jpg
― Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 15:16 (nine years ago) link
missing "ilx" imo
why all the lab coats?
― it's not rocker science (WilliamC), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 15:19 (nine years ago) link
Didn't know Mr. Burns was making Facebook memes
― Spectrum, Wednesday, 16 July 2014 15:20 (nine years ago) link
worst far side ever.
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 16:06 (nine years ago) link
the Village People's cowboy did a really shitty job of recruiting new bandmates
― Merdeyeux, Wednesday, 16 July 2014 16:15 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/1hhmMNG.png
― pplains, Wednesday, 16 July 2014 16:20 (nine years ago) link
12 / 24 = 1/4
wow, it really does work!
― pplains, Wednesday, 16 July 2014 16:22 (nine years ago) link
11/17 = 1/7 i did it!
― chikungunya manatee (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 16:25 (nine years ago) link
14/41=1/1
woah. wish i'd known this trick in school amirite?
― balls, Wednesday, 16 July 2014 16:30 (nine years ago) link
17/20 = 1/0 = http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-MJdlMbYywtw/TrsTWlKndLI/AAAAAAAACT0/OMSlafBBm58/s1600/fabric_of_the_cosmos_pbs.jpg
― chikungunya manatee (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 16:32 (nine years ago) link
is it a slightly disguised version of "i bet you can't name a fruit that starts with A"? probably giving them too much credit.
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 16 July 2014 16:37 (nine years ago) link
sufjan i think u mean
https://c1.staticflickr.com/1/10/15116655_caa89981c4.jpg
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 18:02 (nine years ago) link
what the fuck is that? it's freaking me out.
― how's life, Wednesday, 16 July 2014 18:03 (nine years ago) link
http://io9.com/5039811/texas-house-sucked-into-wormhole
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 19:08 (nine years ago) link
Wow! It really makes me inexplicably nauseous looking at it.
― how's life, Wednesday, 16 July 2014 19:19 (nine years ago) link
K*** ***** shared Men's Humor's photo
https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t1.0-9/10527690_947419735271750_9019093546772461146_n.jpg
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Thursday, 17 July 2014 16:03 (nine years ago) link
Seriously
― odd proggy geezer (Moodles), Thursday, 17 July 2014 16:05 (nine years ago) link
47 yr old star wars fan zings 19 yr old girl he's watching walk past his apartment window via hastily uploaded macro
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Thursday, 17 July 2014 16:08 (nine years ago) link
. . . and you won't believe what happens next!
― brimming with misplaced confidence (Phil D.), Thursday, 17 July 2014 17:09 (nine years ago) link
One weird trick?
― nickn, Thursday, 17 July 2014 18:46 (nine years ago) link
That duck-face thing is, like the twerking of Miley Cyrus, an example of something you only notice when someone gets it slightly wrong. Most models in media images pout, when ordinary people do it in their facebook pictures they tend to overdo it just enough for it to look strange. Fake tan on Jersey men is another one.
― cardamon, Thursday, 17 July 2014 19:38 (nine years ago) link
the right-wing dude who always posts image macros just posted some quote over duck dynasty guy's face.
― Neil Patrick Haggerty (get bent), Thursday, 17 July 2014 19:40 (nine years ago) link
all of a sudden there are all these auto-play videos in my newsfeed
― marcos, Friday, 18 July 2014 14:17 (nine years ago) link
I refer to them as "shit! shit! shit! back! back! back!" videos.
― how's life, Friday, 18 July 2014 14:21 (nine years ago) link
I will not post the pic and become a part of it, but there is a local news article going around in O-Town that has been all over my FB wall this morning, featuring a 'heartwarming' story of a dad who beat the absolute shit out of an 18 year old babysitter who he caught molesting his 11 year old child.
No doubt, you will not find me defending or feeling sympathy for any child molester, nor can I say I wouldn't necessarily feel overwhelming pangs of violence myself if I had a kid and witnessed this.
However, the victim's post-beating picture, a very gruesome pic of his swollen, battered face, is being circulated along the web while folks cheer at the heroism of the father and how 'awesome' the dude's destroyed face is. and it is just fucking disgusting.
(folks, mind you, that normally claim to be hippie pacifists are sharing this).
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 19 July 2014 17:00 (nine years ago) link
hey, if you're not in favour of serious assault and hearsay then you're part of the problem
― Daphnis Celesta, Sunday, 20 July 2014 00:38 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/MQDq9wk.jpg
grrr
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Sunday, 20 July 2014 14:49 (nine years ago) link
*mind blown*
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Sunday, 20 July 2014 14:53 (nine years ago) link
just *try* goin back 2 sleep now after I ~unlocked the hidden corridors of yr brain~ with this knowledge.
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 20 July 2014 15:04 (nine years ago) link
why do they talk about "peace dividends" then eh?
― Daphnis Celesta, Sunday, 20 July 2014 16:20 (nine years ago) link
Peace sells.... but who's making a profit?
― pplains, Sunday, 20 July 2014 16:33 (nine years ago) link
When will the Chinese learn that the way to revive their stagnating and profitless economy is to start a bunch of brushfire wars in far off countries?
― frog latin (Aimless), Sunday, 20 July 2014 16:49 (nine years ago) link
it's true. we had a "Peace Store" here for awhile and it went out of business. nobody wants to buy peace sign t-shirts or tie dye bead spreadshttp://ziolele.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/caliroll064.jpg?w=700
― chikungunya manatee (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 20 July 2014 17:04 (nine years ago) link
they want war sign t-shirts and blood soaked bed spreads
― chikungunya manatee (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 20 July 2014 17:05 (nine years ago) link
i would buy the latter actually
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 20 July 2014 17:06 (nine years ago) link
diy imo
― balls, Sunday, 20 July 2014 17:17 (nine years ago) link
I can never get the spatter patterns just right
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 20 July 2014 17:42 (nine years ago) link
http://www.cwtsavvytraveler.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/dulles-america-store.jpg
^^ close enough?
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Monday, 21 July 2014 02:48 (nine years ago) link
kinda feeling that tie dye bedspread & shams
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, 21 July 2014 12:30 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/n5memna.jpg
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 23 July 2014 16:30 (nine years ago) link
aka I want to look at children's underwear
― Immediate Follower (NA), Wednesday, 23 July 2014 16:34 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/10463073_10154359756710010_6237190407609280069_n.jpg
― pplains, Wednesday, 23 July 2014 16:35 (nine years ago) link
Boomer memories seem to be slipping, I guess.
― pplains, Wednesday, 23 July 2014 16:36 (nine years ago) link
gonna admit i'm quite puzzled by dj spooky's deployment of these images here: https://twitter.com/djspooky/status/491900293643124737
― Merdeyeux, Wednesday, 23 July 2014 16:37 (nine years ago) link
probably just trying to remind the world of his terribleness
― odd proggy geezer (Moodles), Wednesday, 23 July 2014 16:41 (nine years ago) link
haha what
― socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 23 July 2014 16:49 (nine years ago) link
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, July 21, 2014 6:30 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― mattresslessness, Wednesday, 23 July 2014 17:05 (nine years ago) link
srsly what's with the sudden surge in autoplay videos ... is this some fb algorithm change or something?
my fb friends are the worst people on earth
― alpine static, Wednesday, 23 July 2014 20:31 (nine years ago) link
SORRY TO WAKE YOU
― smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Wednesday, 23 July 2014 21:26 (nine years ago) link
been seeing this today: http://themetapicture.com/people-kept-complaining-this-restaurant-sucked-look-what-they-found-out/
observations from a FAMOUS RESTAURANT in NYC. they hired a firm to find out why they were getting bad reviews.
― chinavision!, Friday, 25 July 2014 04:01 (nine years ago) link
lol it's easy to solve mysteries when you selectively ignore all the other feedback unrelated to speed of service
― Neanderthal, Friday, 25 July 2014 04:16 (nine years ago) link
'we were a great restaurant until wi-fi addicted customers sunk us!'
― Neanderthal, Friday, 25 July 2014 04:17 (nine years ago) link
27 out of 45 customers asked their waiter to take a group photo. 14 of those request the waiter retake the photo as they were not pleased with the first photo. On average this entire process between the chit chatting and reviewing the photo taken added another 5 minutes and obviously caused the waiter not to be able to take care of other tables he/she was serving.
- a real report, by a firm
― chinavision!, Friday, 25 July 2014 04:22 (nine years ago) link
"our minds were blown by the two individual videos we compared to each other"
― Neanderthal, Friday, 25 July 2014 04:23 (nine years ago) link
yeah that was discussed in the yelp thread
ok it was discussed by me in the yelp thread
already have ppl on my facebook wall treating that bullshit article as truth
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Monday, July 14, 2014 6:30 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yes, everyone at a restaurant spends 4 hours taking pictures of their food and also 10 years ago ppl treated restaurants as asocial feeding troughs that exist solely for basic survival
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Monday, July 14, 2014 6:33 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
my mom was making waiters take family pictures since i was a baby why does everyone thing phones invented cameras
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Monday, July 14, 2014 6:35 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 25 July 2014 04:40 (nine years ago) link
― Neanderthal, Friday, 25 July 2014 04:40 (nine years ago) link
It's even written the same way as "of the 30 inner city students tested, only six could correctly identify the name of the town Jesus was born in and only four knew the correct number of Wise Men who visited the manger."
― pplains, Friday, 25 July 2014 12:26 (nine years ago) link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Other_Wise_Man
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 25 July 2014 12:38 (nine years ago) link
facebook comment on photo of sign of portland donut shop:
'and yes that donut does have bacon on it!!'
― j., Friday, 25 July 2014 19:23 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/1800341_775993689092021_5967116124849316174_n.jpg?oh=4d95bf4eed81c69832405b88f960bab1&oe=54374D97
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Saturday, 26 July 2014 15:25 (nine years ago) link
so glad they achieved their goal of bringing back the funny. was worried for a sec.
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 26 July 2014 15:27 (nine years ago) link
Nothing says "I wish my Facebook interactions were more individualized and personal" like squashed, artifacted text over an ugly gradient in an image macro from Facebook/BringingFunnyBack.
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 26 July 2014 15:47 (nine years ago) link
ONLY ONE WORD PLEASE
― carl agatha, Saturday, 26 July 2014 17:00 (nine years ago) link
Small, compressed print: friends leaving more than one word will be collected and transported to reeducation centers.
― carl agatha, Saturday, 26 July 2014 17:01 (nine years ago) link
"Folks, message received. I asked you each for one word from each of my friends and I got 'asshole', 'putz', 'cumstain', 'cockfarmer', 'fuckweasel', 'dickchafe', and 'dictator'. I'm just ashamed that it took THIS exercise for the truth to come out."
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 26 July 2014 19:18 (nine years ago) link
"narcissism"
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, 26 July 2014 19:39 (nine years ago) link
https://31.media.tumblr.com/b87ba21395033c0ea4c1bc0c61d62500/tumblr_n9aj10AsH91qb3fx3o1_500.jpg
― slam dunk, Monday, 28 July 2014 03:06 (nine years ago) link
O ok thx
― Neanderthal, Monday, 28 July 2014 03:07 (nine years ago) link
sounds true
― Mordy, Monday, 28 July 2014 03:12 (nine years ago) link
puts down bong, goes outside
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 28 July 2014 03:17 (nine years ago) link
can't figure out if this is a parody or not
https://scontent-a-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/t1.0-9/10552623_10100163740930507_3239765667405517861_n.jpg
― Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Monday, 28 July 2014 03:33 (nine years ago) link
fuck off there's no way i am reading that
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 28 July 2014 04:30 (nine years ago) link
tl;dr If YOU love something set it FREE if it comes back it was MeAnT tO bE >>>Bob Marley<<<
― macklemore looks something like you (unregistered), Monday, 28 July 2014 04:39 (nine years ago) link
A comet passing a sun is in orbit, not pulled from it.
― Mark G, Monday, 28 July 2014 09:16 (nine years ago) link
Like a cometpulled from orbitpressed in frozen winter shitFonts. Memes. Post to Facebook.
― chikungunya manatee (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 28 July 2014 13:23 (nine years ago) link
we are lead
― anonanon, Monday, 28 July 2014 16:48 (nine years ago) link
we are lead to those who help us! we are just a big hunk of emotionless metal that they'd mold to their purposes! revolution!
― David Schramm (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 28 July 2014 16:57 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/p180x540/10472791_297329360445171_3597901948755259254_n.jpg
as posted by Law & Order SVU star Christopher Meloni
― Immediate Follower (NA), Monday, 28 July 2014 19:25 (nine years ago) link
true story: back in myspace days christopher meloni had Chaki in his TOP 8 for a little while
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, 28 July 2014 19:32 (nine years ago) link
That picture is freaking me out.
― Immediate Follower (NA), Monday, 28 July 2014 19:33 (nine years ago) link
I don't think I could sit on that bench for an hour.
― pplains, Monday, 28 July 2014 19:35 (nine years ago) link
i could definitely lay on it for an hour
― switching letters guy, Monday, 28 July 2014 19:38 (nine years ago) link
The answer is HITLER because you would THROW HIM OFF THE CLIFF and be a hero.
― Three Word Username, Monday, 28 July 2014 19:39 (nine years ago) link
Oh I guess the bench is supposed to be on a cliff? I kept seeing it as being at the intersection of an oddly angular beach.
― Immediate Follower (NA), Monday, 28 July 2014 19:39 (nine years ago) link
I don't even think you could lay on it. That one little plank is pretty thin.
― pplains, Monday, 28 July 2014 19:42 (nine years ago) link
"angular beach" is my favorite balearic subgenre
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, 28 July 2014 19:42 (nine years ago) link
― love is how's life tonight (how's life), Monday, 28 July 2014 19:42 (nine years ago) link
what about angular fat.
― pplains, Monday, 28 July 2014 19:43 (nine years ago) link
that beach reminds me of andy gill am i right
― Karl Malone, Monday, 28 July 2014 22:55 (nine years ago) link
if i could sit with anyone on that bench for an hour, it would be andy gill. i would keep talking about how the beach reminded me of his guitar playing, and how many other beaches it influenced, using every single synonym for angular but never actually saying it
― Karl Malone, Monday, 28 July 2014 22:57 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-a-mia.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/10330433_718773771520605_1232222841054797140_n.jpg
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 17:52 (nine years ago) link
untold numbers of gut fauna have died for me so that's way off
― Forks I'd Clove to Fu (silby), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 17:55 (nine years ago) link
Jesus Christ, The American Soldier and Shirley Manson IIRC
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 18:09 (nine years ago) link
Don't forget Prince.
― nickn, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 18:16 (nine years ago) link
"defining forces"?
― kinder, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 18:19 (nine years ago) link
Jon Bon Jovi too.
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 18:20 (nine years ago) link
My basketball coach who held the storm shelter door closed from the outside as the tornado went over us.
― pplains, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 18:22 (nine years ago) link
Wow, really? That's pretty amazing!
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 18:23 (nine years ago) link
His name? PFC Jesus Christ.
Dammit, I'll think of one!
― pplains, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 18:24 (nine years ago) link
i'll die for any of you to prove a macro wrong
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 18:32 (nine years ago) link
Better make sure you've done enough defining first.
― jmm, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 18:36 (nine years ago) link
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71rPdEM42ML.jpg
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 05:29 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/1904132_618847084865847_1465859758_n.jpg
― love is how's life tonight (how's life), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 15:33 (nine years ago) link
http://static.rogerebert.com/redactor_assets/pictures/scanners/4-for-friday-ricky-bobby-descent-miss-sunshine-night-listener/rb.jpg
― pplains, Wednesday, 30 July 2014 15:35 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-a-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10518645_10203942426113936_2791825283308513918_n.jpg?oh=aec58a0d5ca5257ad92a03587c3fa864&oe=54382AFFhttps://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10402966_10153062485138986_4815186670709503651_n.jpg?oh=a82da2ce0576cda239f48c9c3951e185&oe=54372C63&__gda__=1414169230_696e3a246779d98a1b27c4b1182db41bhttps://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/10527872_10152179120996338_8544355728453024332_n.jpg
― balls, Wednesday, 30 July 2014 15:43 (nine years ago) link
preach it, discarded street pillow:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bt1qJBHCQAA-MjC.jpg
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 31 July 2014 15:41 (nine years ago) link
i think that's the paper from that research project they did
― balls, Thursday, 31 July 2014 16:03 (nine years ago) link
should read 'Idoit who have's emoiton depressoin complex issues'
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 31 July 2014 16:27 (nine years ago) link
doit doit doit doit
― dem bow dem bow need calcium (seandalai), Friday, 1 August 2014 01:25 (nine years ago) link
('til you're satisfied)
― dem bow dem bow need calcium (seandalai), Friday, 1 August 2014 01:26 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/t1.0-9/269284_10152456151890273_847059820_n.jpg
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Friday, 1 August 2014 23:35 (nine years ago) link
yes, it is easier to take photos now
― David Schramm (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 1 August 2014 23:37 (nine years ago) link
I would even say that she likely took only five photos at the most.
― pplains, Saturday, 2 August 2014 00:17 (nine years ago) link
It's lucky that we don't have more photos of the moon.
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 2 August 2014 00:18 (nine years ago) link
Finally someone is taking the space program to task
― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 2 August 2014 01:12 (nine years ago) link
why were the astronauts so lazy about taking photos
― dem bow dem bow need calcium (seandalai), Saturday, 2 August 2014 01:36 (nine years ago) link
dudes went to the moon & only took 5 photos
lame
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 2 August 2014 02:28 (nine years ago) link
tbf, he doesn't even appear to be on the moon in that picture, may actually be in the moon's bathroom.
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 2 August 2014 03:34 (nine years ago) link
so fake
(sorry neil ilu)
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 2 August 2014 04:06 (nine years ago) link
if is on the moon how is he breathing i call shenanigans.
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Saturday, 2 August 2014 05:07 (nine years ago) link
I quite like the moon / bathroom one somehow. I suppose I just fancy the chick and want to see some of the other 36 photos.
― the pinefox, Saturday, 2 August 2014 11:21 (nine years ago) link
at least she actually went to the bathroom rite
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 2 August 2014 13:10 (nine years ago) link
balls's ones don't belong itt
― NI, Saturday, 2 August 2014 15:01 (nine years ago) link
From "The Mind Unleashed":
http://i57.tinypic.com/2mcaiko.jpg
but what if their way of thinking says 5+3 = 9????
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 2 August 2014 17:47 (nine years ago) link
5.3 + 3.3 rounded up equals 9.
― pplains, Saturday, 2 August 2014 17:55 (nine years ago) link
what if they hate 9 and refuse to consider the ways in which it is systemically oppressed
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, 2 August 2014 17:57 (nine years ago) link
can't help but think some ppl itt are sixists
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 2 August 2014 18:00 (nine years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BuCYdbVIMAAL5Ke.jpg
― Merdeyeux, Saturday, 2 August 2014 18:31 (nine years ago) link
Hahaha. Doesn't make the point it intends to.
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 2 August 2014 18:32 (nine years ago) link
#JesusRape
― some dude, Saturday, 2 August 2014 18:33 (nine years ago) link
jesus hiding under the sheets
― balls, Saturday, 2 August 2014 18:36 (nine years ago) link
when i was growing up mommy told me Jesus just *cried* when i sinned. Now i no y
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 2 August 2014 18:36 (nine years ago) link
Jesus as crepey sex auditor
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 2 August 2014 18:37 (nine years ago) link
"Jesus if you're cool with this just say nothing. Cheers dude."
― why you gotta be Joe Root? (Daphnis Celesta), Saturday, 2 August 2014 18:42 (nine years ago) link
jesus wouldn't use contractions
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 2 August 2014 23:02 (nine years ago) link
also doesn't like actions that cause them later
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 2 August 2014 23:05 (nine years ago) link
Jesus always bolds his 'I' like that. It's annoying.
― David Schramm (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 2 August 2014 23:19 (nine years ago) link
jesus who asked you
― flatizza (harbl), Sunday, 3 August 2014 01:31 (nine years ago) link
back with another one of those cock blockin christs
― john wahey (NickB), Sunday, 3 August 2014 01:40 (nine years ago) link
stolen from my twitter timeline: "personally, i would always ask jesus before assuming he wanted to join a threesome".
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Sunday, 3 August 2014 02:44 (nine years ago) link
Jesus, what an asshole.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 3 August 2014 02:50 (nine years ago) link
"personally, i would always ask jesus before assuming he wanted to join a threesome".
Catholics brought up like me were told he had no choice.
― pplains, Sunday, 3 August 2014 03:48 (nine years ago) link
like the three leaves of the clover
― David Schramm (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 3 August 2014 05:53 (nine years ago) link
One, but also a hot steamy threesome
― kinder, Sunday, 3 August 2014 09:38 (nine years ago) link
― Mark G, Sunday, 3 August 2014 11:16 (nine years ago) link
In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Roast
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 3 August 2014 16:19 (nine years ago) link
Goin down on the Spirit in the Sky
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 3 August 2014 16:31 (nine years ago) link
http://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10302168_628166047276453_3241466123526256553_n.jpgcorny liberal fuxxorz can has macros 2
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 3 August 2014 18:40 (nine years ago) link
and this one just popped uphttp://slowandstupid.blogspot.com/2014/07/people-of-earth.html
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 3 August 2014 18:42 (nine years ago) link
whitebama like something out of my nightmares, also something seems off about "doubling the stock market"
― Forks I'd Clove to Fu (silby), Sunday, 3 August 2014 18:45 (nine years ago) link
maybe that macro-maker missed the part where obama has a white mother
― llano del rio (get bent), Sunday, 3 August 2014 19:11 (nine years ago) link
Altho it seems heaven-sent we aint ready to see a white president
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 3 August 2014 20:03 (nine years ago) link
President Joe Christmas
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 3 August 2014 20:04 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/zTFjdxH.jpg
Smoking test!1. Hold your breath & don't breathe until you are done with all the steps.2. Like this status 3. Share this status 4. Comment" Ahwwwww"5.Breathe out.
― li'l sebastian, Sunday, 3 August 2014 23:29 (nine years ago) link
lmaosorelatable
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 4 August 2014 00:01 (nine years ago) link
http://s28.postimg.org/ezqnt43al/fuckoff.png
fuckoff.png
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Monday, 4 August 2014 07:27 (nine years ago) link
"There's an electricity in the moon"
― David Schramm (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 4 August 2014 12:38 (nine years ago) link
you have to love headlines that imply that the reader isn't intelligent
― Karl Malone, Monday, 4 August 2014 20:38 (nine years ago) link
yo Karl why aren't you lobbying for us to harvest that moon electricity?
― Sufjan Grafton, Monday, 4 August 2014 20:43 (nine years ago) link
Intelligent People All Have One Thing in Common: They Understand Title Case
― Sufjan Grafton, Monday, 4 August 2014 20:58 (nine years ago) link
Intelligent People All Have One Thing in Common: They're Laughing At Me For Posting This
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Monday, 4 August 2014 21:59 (nine years ago) link
http://elitedaily.com/dating/5-reasons-date-bodybuilder/670939/
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Monday, 4 August 2014 22:07 (nine years ago) link
http://elitedaily.com/dating/reasons-date-musician/600466/
Reading a book AND provocative legs
― cardamon, Monday, 4 August 2014 22:12 (nine years ago) link
Like me.
"They have one-track minds, and a lot of the time, their minds are on the track to either stardom or having the choice to spend their lives playing and writing songs. When that fails, they generally turn to heroin or suicide."
― Neanderthal, Monday, 4 August 2014 22:19 (nine years ago) link
*deep character sketch*
― Sufjan Grafton, Monday, 4 August 2014 22:32 (nine years ago) link
Dating a musician is almost like having an inhuman companion that is always there to catch you when you fall. Having these goals and dreams in your significant other will always add a splash of color and hope to the lives you pursue together.
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Monday, 4 August 2014 22:36 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/t1.0-9/1896766_674571632593134_142534315_n.jpg
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Monday, 4 August 2014 23:18 (nine years ago) link
O how EMBARRASSING
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 00:10 (nine years ago) link
i don't think he said that part 375,849
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10501637_10203271049869434_5015993638021720399_n.jpg
― 'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 02:42 (nine years ago) link
wow, never thought steve harvey was an heir to this guy
― Spectrum, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 02:51 (nine years ago) link
Mark Twain, MRA pioneer
― anonanon, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 14:42 (nine years ago) link
http://s1.postimg.org/m0tcc2jm7/10593214_10100711493293605_9069843452217291592_n.jpg
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 21:46 (nine years ago) link
They morph into one true friend
― Sufjan Grafton, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 22:05 (nine years ago) link
rong thread for elitedaily.
(i think we may have decided there is no right thread? how to be a man perhaps closest)
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 05:24 (nine years ago) link
prob should be posted on o_0 as well but
ok - had a nerve wracking phone call this am. guy calls my cell#. says his name is Carlos Rosa and "your brother was in an accident and is hurt real bad-he gave me this number for help. tell me your brother's name and then i give you all the details." well that was weird- I say - " No You Tell me his name. I want to speak with him" and the guy just won't. i say "i'm gonna call you back." i call my brother's work, cell and email. no response. then call his wife (at her moms.) i call Carlos Rosa back - no voicemail. he calls me back - this time I'm like " TELL ME HIS NAME. " NOW he tells me. "listen, i tell you what happened. your brother crashed my brother's brand new bmw at the gas station. he refuse to give the papers and pay, my brother shoot him and brought him here to my house. we got him hostage,my brother going to kill him unless you go to the bank and send the money, you want him to kill your brother? ..." my sister in law calls mid threat. i hang up on the guy and she tells me brother's at work. guy calls me back. i don't answer. i call 911 - " look - maybe they call the wrong number - maybe its a threat for extortion - maybe there is a guy being held with a gun to his head. i don't know. all i have is what i've told you, the guys " name" and this cell number. 917-8XX-3976." I encourage everyone to call it. and don't forget to block your ID.
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 14:41 (nine years ago) link
Really want to repost this on FB but with the first verse from Laura Branigan's "Self Control"
― Welcome to my spooooooky carnival! Hope I don't... blow your mind! (Phil D.), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 14:48 (nine years ago) link
xpostOnly have to try max 100 numbers until I get Carlos.
― Bnad, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 20:31 (nine years ago) link
it's 862 but i figure why invite googlers to this
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 20:33 (nine years ago) link
Noodles are made of styrofoam cancer wax, who knew
http://www.thatsnonsense.com/images/noodles.jpg
― a curious shade of pale (onimo), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 21:08 (nine years ago) link
raises a lot of questions
― odd proggy geezer (Moodles), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 21:16 (nine years ago) link
damn i think i'm not properly spacing out my noodle seshes
― Peeking at Peak Petty (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 21:29 (nine years ago) link
do i have to stop eating styrofoam?
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 22:09 (nine years ago) link
hmmmmm. how long is your typical cleansing break after a styro sesh? our body (we share one) needs up to 3 days to clean the styrofoam.
― Peeking at Peak Petty (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 22:15 (nine years ago) link
former mlb pitcher rodrigo lopez used to eat an entire styrofoam cup every time he pitched
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 22:17 (nine years ago) link
Make sure you stop eating a pack of noodles for at least 3 days after a session of noodles
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 7 August 2014 09:18 (nine years ago) link
waiting for punchline that he now has cancer
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 7 August 2014 09:19 (nine years ago) link
Obviously doesn't, he isn't in Dom's dead pool.
― and she's crying in a stairwell in Devon (aldo), Thursday, 7 August 2014 09:27 (nine years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BudGSepIEAATt1d.png
― write 500 words of song (sleepingbag), Thursday, 7 August 2014 18:15 (nine years ago) link
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 7 August 2014 18:27 (nine years ago) link
That's great. I just made this one and posted it on FB:
https://www.flickr.com/photos/darinjackiechloe/14830709426/in/photostream/
― Darin, Thursday, 7 August 2014 19:17 (nine years ago) link
http://testy-aug82014.businesscatalyst.com/images/14851438294_37cc62c09d_o.jpg
― Darin, Friday, 8 August 2014 06:05 (nine years ago) link
http://testy-aug82014.businesscatalyst.com/images/mother-teresa-laughing.jpg
― Darin, Friday, 8 August 2014 06:06 (nine years ago) link
A packet of instant noodles a day helps combat fever tho
Or at least that's what I heard from my friend noodle v ague
― pictures of people who seem to have figured out how to use dropbox (wins), Friday, 8 August 2014 06:31 (nine years ago) link
Darin, those are genius
― Mark G, Friday, 8 August 2014 07:16 (nine years ago) link
i eat a lot of instant noodles, this whole meme has just added to my hypochondria
― Daphnis Celesta, Friday, 8 August 2014 09:12 (nine years ago) link
It's a hoax. There's no wax in them.
― Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Friday, 8 August 2014 09:15 (nine years ago) link
hey i assumed that, but anxiety's not a rational thing
― Daphnis Celesta, Friday, 8 August 2014 09:20 (nine years ago) link
It's a long standing Snopes tale, along with the dissolving nail in Coke one.
― Mark G, Friday, 8 August 2014 10:05 (nine years ago) link
Yeah I first heard it at school in the early 90s
― Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Friday, 8 August 2014 10:09 (nine years ago) link
Anyone ever try to boil Pop Rocks? It's magical.
― pplains, Friday, 8 August 2014 11:42 (nine years ago) link
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BpcGHlfCUAAcfUr.jpg
have you got what it takes to hit a punchbag when it's down?
recipeforabs.com
― a curious shade of pale (onimo), Friday, 8 August 2014 12:07 (nine years ago) link
http://www.snopes.com/food/warnings/noodles.asp
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 8 August 2014 16:58 (nine years ago) link
snopesnoodle
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 8 August 2014 17:12 (nine years ago) link
the type of ramen i buy comes with a little sachet of styrofoam so you can add to taste
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 8 August 2014 17:13 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9QMM_nTuC4Main thoughts going through my head if I were stuck in the middle of this1 - "man i hate 'circle of life'"2 - "great, now i'm in the middle of a marketing viral"3 - "fuck, you guys are LOUD"4 - "why are you all pretending to read books and check your phones and listen to music while you're doing this? you're already singing in a massive south african chorus across three dozen apparently unrelated people, how much 'oh my god, it's so msgical' do you feel is necessary to sell this moment?"5 - "i totally didn't get enough sleep to deal with this shit this early"6 - "man i fucking hate fucking 'circle of life'"
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 8 August 2014 17:25 (nine years ago) link
'the lion king' is one of the worst relics of the 1990s
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Friday, 8 August 2014 17:34 (nine years ago) link
i look forward to the day when every single subway car will have its own flash mob or improv everywhere event going on
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Friday, 8 August 2014 17:36 (nine years ago) link
include dudes asking for change / kids selling twizzlers / couple having a breakup / batshit teens running up and down the car / assholes playing games or listening to music without headphones / screaming babies / legit crazy people and we're basically already there
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 8 August 2014 17:52 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0TsOAhn8IY
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 8 August 2014 18:02 (nine years ago) link
could be an auspicious moment for a Bernie Goetz comeback
― The aim of Rooney is spot correct (Daphnis Celesta), Friday, 8 August 2014 18:04 (nine years ago) link
the more things change(cosby was so fucking cool in his prime)
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 8 August 2014 18:06 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYYo49R_ZS0
― everything, Friday, 8 August 2014 18:23 (nine years ago) link
https://fbstatic-a.akamaihd.net/rsrc.php/v2/yP/r/7eXyMfo7rRq.png
― cardamon, Friday, 8 August 2014 19:09 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10417503_896688413681757_6946996397535771999_n.jpg
Sigh
― cardamon, Friday, 8 August 2014 19:10 (nine years ago) link
The one I'm trying to post is a picture of a skeleton coming out of a closet, next to the picture it says 'While you were busy judging others, a whole load of skeletons just fell out of your closet', in capitals.
― cardamon, Friday, 8 August 2014 19:12 (nine years ago) link
so wait is the skeleton gay
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 8 August 2014 20:39 (nine years ago) link
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Gl9A5-Wljoo/To8xh7x3P7I/AAAAAAAAEV0/-S9-KHqfoZY/s1600/173416636_Wqmu1zJL_c.jpg
― soref, Friday, 8 August 2014 21:01 (nine years ago) link
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/1360833/real-bernie-dance-o.gif
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Friday, 8 August 2014 21:04 (nine years ago) link
apparently 'If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance' is a real GBS quote (from 'Immaturity')? I had no idea
― soref, Friday, 8 August 2014 21:06 (nine years ago) link
I want one of these to rework "dance like no one's watching" so it finishes with "drink like you're running away from something"
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 8 August 2014 22:22 (nine years ago) link
https://38.media.tumblr.com/0ce1089adffb4fa2317afddeb2338d6e/tumblr_n9e4aaHzb21qf0t1jo1_500.jpg
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, 9 August 2014 09:34 (nine years ago) link
"Open a beerwith your seatbeltDon't stop till you get enough..."
― Mark G, Saturday, 9 August 2014 09:48 (nine years ago) link
DIY DUI
― Roz, Saturday, 9 August 2014 10:46 (nine years ago) link
i mean it's supposed to be a joke fyi
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, 9 August 2014 18:36 (nine years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BuaNCjNIQAA9iA0.jpg
― panda fiend (sleepingbag), Sunday, 10 August 2014 14:59 (nine years ago) link
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 10 August 2014 16:17 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10463014_764663173590830_1475435078905339453_n.jpg?oh=daf2f5469798081dd23ac339fb6829d7&oe=546E264F&__gda__=1415766565_1d718e0d091d11b574acb9d089a3e4ba
― flatizza (harbl), Sunday, 10 August 2014 19:29 (nine years ago) link
sweatpants&coffee
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10426896_814738128570963_2215968811939422252_n.png
― flatizza (harbl), Sunday, 10 August 2014 19:30 (nine years ago) link
In the old days you had to drive to a brick and mortar store and purchase a wooden sign upon which someone had decoupaged "You Don't Have to Be CRAZZZZY to Work Here, But It Helps!", then hang it on the wall behind the cash register, so that maybe a hundred people a day would see it.
Progress.
― dustups delivered to your door (Aimless), Sunday, 10 August 2014 19:38 (nine years ago) link
https://imgflip.com/i/b0s5e
― nickn, Sunday, 10 August 2014 21:42 (nine years ago) link
https://i.imgflip.com/b0s5e.jpg
― nickn, Sunday, 10 August 2014 21:43 (nine years ago) link
― nickn, Sunday, 10 August 2014 21:44 (nine years ago) link
Feels like a majority of these things are to do with celebrating and accepting 'weird' things about you, or 'quirks'
― cardamon, Sunday, 10 August 2014 21:44 (nine years ago) link
ha xp
― noballs (wins), Sunday, 10 August 2014 21:45 (nine years ago) link
A sort of unofficial fightback against advertisements that say you have to look a certain way to be accepted?
― cardamon, Sunday, 10 August 2014 21:45 (nine years ago) link
x=pStupid first-time-doing-something.
― nickn, Sunday, 10 August 2014 21:45 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/B1ioeqw.jpg
― big fat xerox (qiqing), Monday, 11 August 2014 23:18 (nine years ago) link
Is that David Foster Wallace?
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 12 August 2014 01:19 (nine years ago) link
― Forks I'd Clove to Fu (silby), Tuesday, 12 August 2014 01:22 (nine years ago) link
i think it's rumi
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 12 August 2014 01:23 (nine years ago) link
I made that one up lol
― big fat xerox (qiqing), Tuesday, 12 August 2014 07:23 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/1dPfrHI.jpg
― dem bow dem bow need calcium (seandalai), Tuesday, 12 August 2014 10:11 (nine years ago) link
he loves his hand? masturbationfreeyouth.com are going to be mortified at this revelation
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 12 August 2014 14:22 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10599462_807006712671368_4897892114923675547_n.jpg?oh=d409149e795ff09d6425d9f3b13fc1b3&oe=547F7085&__gda__=1417769049_ae9063490d428a3c5cabb1384218c0da
― nickn, Tuesday, 12 August 2014 20:14 (nine years ago) link
Rebel Circus, keeping the 90s alive one Hot Topic slogan at a time
― Spectrum, Tuesday, 12 August 2014 20:15 (nine years ago) link
can't wait for "Could you, would you, with a goat?"
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 12 August 2014 20:28 (nine years ago) link
nothing more fun than white type on a black background
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Tuesday, 12 August 2014 20:42 (nine years ago) link
kerning = not fun
― anonanon, Tuesday, 12 August 2014 22:52 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/10577209_10100144981807517_3376973639409561330_n.jpg
― flatizza (harbl), Tuesday, 12 August 2014 23:24 (nine years ago) link
fixed it.http://i.imgur.com/HP6aRFs.jpg
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 12 August 2014 23:41 (nine years ago) link
Flinstone?
― Aimless, Tuesday, 12 August 2014 23:43 (nine years ago) link
yabba dabba doh!
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 12 August 2014 23:46 (nine years ago) link
I think having one typo is a requirement for these.
― nickn, Tuesday, 12 August 2014 23:47 (nine years ago) link
Stone age man act like modern peoplePrehistoric birds beak for record needleBrontosaurus ribs a to goSabre tooth cat put you out windowGot to run just to make your car goSo what the point in a car at all?
Welcome to Bedrock
Out in the streets, they call it WILLMAAA
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 13 August 2014 09:23 (nine years ago) link
good effort
― i'm elf-ein lusophonic (imago), Wednesday, 13 August 2014 09:39 (nine years ago) link
thanks bro
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 13 August 2014 10:55 (nine years ago) link
why is everyone dumping ice water on their head to combat Steve Garvey Disease?
― iggwilv azaelea (sanskrit), Thursday, 14 August 2014 16:42 (nine years ago) link
my significantly important other has been "challenged" three times and is getting kind of pissed about it.do you CARE about victims of this disease? Then subject yourself to considerable discomfort and humiliate yourself on the internet and prove it! that's how progress happens
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 14 August 2014 17:32 (nine years ago) link
http://www.ilxor.com/
― DISMISSED AS CHANCE (NotEnough), Thursday, 14 August 2014 20:14 (nine years ago) link
people eating bugles
and i'm like...which cheez it flavor am i experiencing next?
― Peeking at Peak Petty (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 15 August 2014 04:48 (nine years ago) link
what does the babies / country one mean?
― the pinefox, Friday, 15 August 2014 07:20 (nine years ago) link
People who have kids are losers because they can't travel the world on a whim.
― nickn, Friday, 15 August 2014 08:01 (nine years ago) link
some people think world travel is imperative. these same people often struggle to understand why you'd ever work a job that you do not enjoy. they are often pleasant but come the fuck on.
― Peeking at Peak Petty (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 15 August 2014 16:22 (nine years ago) link
fuck this ice bucket thing. promoting 'awareness' apparently only constitutes saying "oh btw, this still exists, didja know that" these days. and the charity in question is rather well off to begin with. not poopooing donations but now I have friends that are butthurt over the cries of hashtag activism that are acting in sanctimonious fashion, people I wouldn't usually accuse of that.
― Neanderthal, Friday, 15 August 2014 19:52 (nine years ago) link
does not bother me
― Peeking at Peak Petty (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 15 August 2014 20:32 (nine years ago) link
they are often pleasant
i'd argue with this bit
― doodle cock-up (electricsound), Saturday, 16 August 2014 00:09 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10516688_10152310884442106_6088029072360446112_n.jpg?oh=7376dc22c883471950dce8f5f49d28d2&oe=546E563C&__gda__=1417814889_9c3845881df8a4915a76a086eb5bc437
― flatizza (harbl), Saturday, 16 August 2014 00:28 (nine years ago) link
it's not though
watch it there or I'll fucking compassion you
― dem bow dem bow need calcium (seandalai), Saturday, 16 August 2014 00:31 (nine years ago) link
http://www.strangehorizons.com/2006/20060313/verbing_weirds_language.gif
― Hogan's Bluff (wins), Saturday, 16 August 2014 00:32 (nine years ago) link
I always hated that strip. Fuck Hobbes and his reactionary bullshit.
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Saturday, 16 August 2014 06:15 (nine years ago) link
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 16 August 2014 06:20 (nine years ago) link
I found that weird as I thought access had always been a verb. Apparently it dates from the early '60s. On the plus side, I've just found out that it originally meant 'an attack of fever'. Bet Hobbes still thinks it does.
― emil.y, Saturday, 16 August 2014 10:23 (nine years ago) link
see I love that strip even though I have absolutely no doubt that watterson is being a conservative ninny, cause "verbing weirds language" is such an elegant encapsulation of and argument for the opposite stance
― Hogan's Bluff (wins), Saturday, 16 August 2014 10:43 (nine years ago) link
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Saturday, August 16, 2014 1:15 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
well, given his namesake...
― I dunno. (amateurist), Saturday, 16 August 2014 10:44 (nine years ago) link
― Hogan's Bluff (wins), Saturday, August 16, 2014 5:43 AM (57 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yeah
like hobbes gets the last word but who the hell doesn't side with calvin there?
― Hogan's Bluff (wins), Saturday, 16 August 2014 10:45 (nine years ago) link
Yeah "verbing weirds language" is awes.
― emil.y, Saturday, 16 August 2014 10:46 (nine years ago) link
I just find it irritating. Changing nouns into verbs has been around in English forever and the legion of denominal verbs produced are so unremarkable most people don't even realize they originated that way. It's like exclaiming about how wacky it is that you can form an adverb from an adjective by adding -ly to the end.
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Saturday, 16 August 2014 17:18 (nine years ago) link
so what do y'all think about this ice bucket thing? 80% of my newsfeed is videos of people doing this
― marcos, Monday, 18 August 2014 19:01 (nine years ago) link
http://media.giphy.com/media/d5LoJwi7aj612/giphy.gif
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 18 August 2014 19:02 (nine years ago) link
lol i came here to mention the ice bucket thing but i wasn't sure if it belonged in this thread. it feels like 2% about the cause in question and 98% celebrity circle jerk of "see we can be wacky too".
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Monday, 18 August 2014 22:24 (nine years ago) link
I wouldn't mind it so much if 30% of my news feed didn't involve people posting "people criticizing the ice bucket challenge need to stfu - it's for a good cause" eyeroll posts
― Neanderthal, Monday, 18 August 2014 22:33 (nine years ago) link
I only get backlashes to backlashes to things on my twitter
― heck (silby), Monday, 18 August 2014 22:36 (nine years ago) link
This made me change my mind about it. I was pretty annoyed with it at first, more so when I got "challenged" over the weekend, but reading her take on it has me reconsidering, particularly if the stats about how much money has been raised ends up being true.
― Bus Sex Teen Busted After Queef Beef (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 18 August 2014 22:38 (nine years ago) link
Thankfully my whole FB is a) people talking about how much the Ferguson PD sucks b) fashion editors' Insta holiday snaps c) suckage of current UK government and d) zero instances of ice bucket.
― struwwelpeter capaldi (suzy), Monday, 18 August 2014 22:49 (nine years ago) link
It did raise a lot of money and I'm fine with that (although some will argue "fundraising cannibalism") but there's too little actual education going on alongside of it. I would argue the same amount of money could have easily been raised with a less awkward campaign - likewise, I do hope there's a plan to revisit the donation solicitation periodically so it's not quickly forgotten. I don't know much about the particular charity in question other than about 26% of their funds go to research.
Yes, I know, it's social media, nobody's asking for a tl;dr screed, but folks seem to conflate 'awareness' with saying 'hey btw this thing still exists'.
― Neanderthal, Monday, 18 August 2014 22:52 (nine years ago) link
This is definitely, at least, better than the shitty 'post pics of your bras' or other campaigns that didn't even make any attempt to raise money at all, though.
― Neanderthal, Monday, 18 August 2014 22:53 (nine years ago) link
and now my best friend just ice bucket challenged me. grrrrr.....
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 02:18 (nine years ago) link
already donated money so conscience is clean
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 02:23 (nine years ago) link
"I would argue the same amount of money could have easily been raised with a less awkward campaign"
dunno about this. the idea was dumb but it got traction at least. the idea itself is stupid b/c if I understand it correctly, dumping ice water on your head means you didn't want to donate, correct? so essentially you're doing it for nothing, right?
― Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 02:34 (nine years ago) link
it was supposed to be "donate $100 or dunk your head in water". Lots of friends I know couldn't donate cos they simply don't have the funds. I just hate the implication that you're supposed to respond to the challenge or you look like a dick. many of my friends have countered by sharing ALS links instead if they couldn't donate.
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 02:41 (nine years ago) link
are there any nominated celebs who have said 'fuck off, I'm not doing that'? This kind of just a bit of fun/for a good cause feels like a constant presence at my workplace, so depressing to me that you can be as rich an successful as Bill Gates and there is still no escape. Margaret Thatcher otm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiMs165tVdw
― soref, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 05:57 (nine years ago) link
poll
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 08:16 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1t2zn7Ve0bw
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 22:42 (nine years ago) link
wow human beings are not as good at doing stuff as our reputation has it
― j., Tuesday, 19 August 2014 22:50 (nine years ago) link
ASL
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 23:12 (nine years ago) link
http://static6.businessinsider.com/image/53a058e5eab8ea79200bc501/youre-an-idiot.gif
― pplains, Wednesday, 20 August 2014 00:18 (nine years ago) link
i think it's either donate $100 or do the ice bucket and also donate $10
― marcos, Wednesday, 20 August 2014 13:27 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBaQ15qRqEE#t=52
― pplains, Wednesday, 20 August 2014 16:10 (nine years ago) link
In humans, cold shock response is perhaps the most common cause of death from immersion in very cold water,[citation needed] such as by falling through thin ice. The cold water can cause heart attack due to vasoconstriction,[1] the heart has to work harder to pump the same volume of blood throughout the body. For people with heart disease, this additional workload can cause the heart to go into arrest.
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Wednesday, 20 August 2014 16:13 (nine years ago) link
GWB's got some of daddy's CIA black ops torture blood in him, the little scamp.
ice water in his feigns
― pplains, Wednesday, 20 August 2014 16:23 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10613106_10100464752993422_8690654446773615718_n.jpg?oh=d7699a70a8da9c5a50f724dbd4947a5a&oe=5476F27A
― flatizza (harbl), Friday, 22 August 2014 11:19 (nine years ago) link
if that includes oh well pts 1 and 2 then i'm in
― the kingness of stranders (electricsound), Friday, 22 August 2014 11:53 (nine years ago) link
i wish there was a brand of cookies called 'oh wells'
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 22 August 2014 15:28 (nine years ago) link
Re: Celebrity Ice Bucket Challenges. Ricky Gervais did this:
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=283624991761861&set=vb.209390455851982&type=2&theater
And 3 days later posted this:
"Dear celebrities, OK, now that's enough. Please stop pouring lovely fresh water over your heads" - Africa"
Self-backlashing
― smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Friday, 22 August 2014 22:40 (nine years ago) link
You were dreading the rainbow suspenders this Halloween? Think again.
http://media.salon.com/2014/08/ice_bucket_costume.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 23 August 2014 00:34 (nine years ago) link
i bet gervais thought of that in the shower
― sktsh, Saturday, 23 August 2014 09:49 (nine years ago) link
I usually prefer to purchase fun items where the phrase "this horrible disease" is used in the description unironically.
― Three Word Username, Saturday, 23 August 2014 10:20 (nine years ago) link
But what do you do if you get nominated? Refusing seems like calling everyone else an idiot.
― Spaceport Leuchars (dowd), Saturday, 23 August 2014 18:24 (nine years ago) link
wouldn't be the first time
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Saturday, 23 August 2014 18:33 (nine years ago) link
You remind people that the ice bucket thing was originally meant to be a forfeit for not donating. Then donate.
― ailsa, Saturday, 23 August 2014 18:39 (nine years ago) link
surprised no one's died from this yet
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, 23 August 2014 18:45 (nine years ago) link
this happened tho http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2014/08/22/firefighters-electrocuted-after-helping-with-als-ice-bucket-challenge/
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, 23 August 2014 18:46 (nine years ago) link
And this: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/als-ice-bucket-challenge-cofounder-corey-griffin-drowns-aged-27-9681129.html
― ailsa, Saturday, 23 August 2014 19:19 (nine years ago) link
this happened tho http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2014/08/22/firefighters-electrocuted-after-helping-with-als-ice-bucket-challenge/― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, August 23, 2014 2:46 PM (59 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, August 23, 2014 2:46 PM (59 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
soundtracked with:
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51NF42djmoL.jpg
― iggwilv azaelea (sanskrit), Saturday, 23 August 2014 19:49 (nine years ago) link
http://www.vice.com/read/the-worst-part-of-the-ice-bucket-challenge-is-the-people-criticizing-it-822
― Mordy, Sunday, 24 August 2014 00:55 (nine years ago) link
"douche ex machina"
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 24 August 2014 02:23 (nine years ago) link
of all the fucking websites to harangue me about insensitivity
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 24 August 2014 05:07 (nine years ago) link
that was a pretty horrible article. most of the complaints of the campaign were far more developed than the ones they listed... of course. but yeah, y'know, Vice, par for the course.
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 24 August 2014 14:42 (nine years ago) link
like most of us that disliked the ice bucket component STILL DONATED y'know and many still shared info on ALS if they couldn't. just no ice buckets.
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/10583941_10152623915674400_659392302408897552_n.jpg
― socki (s1ocki), Monday, 25 August 2014 21:28 (nine years ago) link
You seen my hands?
― Mark G, Monday, 25 August 2014 21:36 (nine years ago) link
stabstabstab
― heck (silby), Monday, 25 August 2014 22:02 (nine years ago) link
that's probably elicited the loudest 'FUCK OFF' from me so far itt
― kinder, Monday, 25 August 2014 22:04 (nine years ago) link
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_9iUfi3Ih5D4/Sh_KEkHEnaI/AAAAAAAACQg/BjhQA3aH-eI/s400/SRC10.bmp
― a spectrum is taunting ur OP (wins), Monday, 25 August 2014 22:06 (nine years ago) link
An estimated 500,000 women process cashew nuts for a living in Tamil Nadu and Kerala in India. These workers earn 5p for shelling a kilo of cashews that retail in UK supermarkets for £9 or more. As well as poverty wages the women suffer poor health due to the caustic oil and acrid smoke released in the shelling process and the poor working conditions.
― a spectrum is taunting ur OP (wins), Monday, 25 August 2014 22:07 (nine years ago) link
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, August 22, 2014 11:28 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
so OTM
― example (crüt), Monday, 25 August 2014 22:10 (nine years ago) link
"i'd rather have a life of Snackwells"
― example (crüt), Monday, 25 August 2014 22:11 (nine years ago) link
not happy that it turns out there's one product of global capitalism produced by exploited labour
― Daphnis Celesta, Monday, 25 August 2014 23:02 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChYK2aE0znk
― a spectrum is taunting ur OP (wins), Monday, 25 August 2014 23:12 (nine years ago) link
just riffing tbh I love cashews
haha, ok. maybe I am on board with the bucket.
http://godfatherpolitics.com/16758/als-ice-bucket-challenge-supports-murder-unborn-human-babies/
― pplains, Monday, 25 August 2014 23:40 (nine years ago) link
https://31.media.tumblr.com/623530a1e1f698aa807d0b4f9e9cd870/tumblr_nax843DLK41qdlh1io1_r1_400.gif
― sleepingbag, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 22:14 (nine years ago) link
ouch
― Aimless, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 22:36 (nine years ago) link
oh fuck
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 22:37 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/rMnN0vW.pngIt will take just 60 seconds to read this and change your thinking..Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room.One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs.His bed was next to the room's only window.The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back.The men talked for hours on end.They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been onvacation..Every afternoon, when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window.The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and color of the world outside.The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake.Ducks and swans played on the water while children sailed their model boats. Young lovers walked arm in arm amidst flowers of every colorand a fine view of the city skyline could be seen in the distance.As the man by the window described all this in exquisite details, the man on the other side of the room would close his eyes and imagine this picturesque scene.One warm afternoon, the man by the window described a parade passing by.Although the other man could not hear the band -he could see it in his mind's eye as the gentleman by the window portrayed it withdescriptive words.Days, weeks and months passed.One morning, the day nurse arrived to bring water for their baths only to find the lifeless bodyof the man by the window, who had died peacefully in his sleep.She was saddened and called the hospital attendants to take the body away.As soon as it seemed appropriate, the other man asked if he could be moved next to the window.The nurse was happy to make the switch, and after making sure he was comfortable, she lefthim alone.Slowly, painfully, he propped himself up on one elbow to take his first look at the real world outside. He strained to slowly turn to look out the window besides the bed.It faced a blank wall.The man asked the nurse what could have compelled his deceased roommate who had described such wonderful things outside thiswindow.The nurse responded that the man was blind and could not even see the wall.She said, 'Perhaps he just wanted to encourage you.'Epilogue:There is tremendous happiness in making others happy, despite our own situations.Shared grief is half the sorrow, but happiness when shared, is doubled. If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that money can't buy.'Today is a gift, that is why it is called The Present. Don't just hit LIKE but hit SHARE because somebody may need to read this! E-Fetti
It will take just 60 seconds to read this and change your thinking..
Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room.
One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs.
His bed was next to the room's only window.
The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back.
The men talked for hours on end.
They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been onvacation..
Every afternoon, when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window.
The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and color of the world outside.
The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake.Ducks and swans played on the water while children sailed their model boats. Young lovers walked arm in arm amidst flowers of every colorand a fine view of the city skyline could be seen in the distance.
As the man by the window described all this in exquisite details, the man on the other side of the room would close his eyes and imagine this picturesque scene.
One warm afternoon, the man by the window described a parade passing by.
Although the other man could not hear the band -he could see it in his mind's eye as the gentleman by the window portrayed it withdescriptive words.
Days, weeks and months passed.One morning, the day nurse arrived to bring water for their baths only to find the lifeless bodyof the man by the window, who had died peacefully in his sleep.
She was saddened and called the hospital attendants to take the body away.
As soon as it seemed appropriate, the other man asked if he could be moved next to the window.The nurse was happy to make the switch, and after making sure he was comfortable, she lefthim alone.
Slowly, painfully, he propped himself up on one elbow to take his first look at the real world outside. He strained to slowly turn to look out the window besides the bed.
It faced a blank wall.
The man asked the nurse what could have compelled his deceased roommate who had described such wonderful things outside thiswindow.
The nurse responded that the man was blind and could not even see the wall.
She said, 'Perhaps he just wanted to encourage you.'
Epilogue:
There is tremendous happiness in making others happy, despite our own situations.Shared grief is half the sorrow, but happiness when shared, is doubled. If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that money can't buy.
'Today is a gift, that is why it is called The Present. Don't just hit LIKE but hit SHARE because somebody may need to read this! E-Fetti
― 龜, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 23:20 (nine years ago) link
Barf
― Jeff, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 23:35 (nine years ago) link
It faced a river of fire.
― Mordy, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 23:36 (nine years ago) link
Days, weeks and months passed.
This hospital only exists in cloud-cuckoo land.
― Aimless, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 23:41 (nine years ago) link
from the picture I assumed it would turn out to be a flat screen TV
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 23:44 (nine years ago) link
THE DOCTOR WAS A LADY
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 23:50 (nine years ago) link
when he woke up, his pillow was gone!
― heck (silby), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 23:55 (nine years ago) link
the window is you
#namaste
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 23:55 (nine years ago) link
the artist didn't include the city skyline on the horizon. the artist failed.
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 00:00 (nine years ago) link
but it does make me wonder, why we can - the viewers - see the scene outside? are we blind as well?
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 00:01 (nine years ago) link
their involvement in the military service
― flatizza (harbl), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 00:09 (nine years ago) link
the backhoe als challenge guy looks like he might be dead?
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 04:19 (nine years ago) link
Why would the second guy have believe the first guy when he was describing an inaudible band?
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 08:24 (nine years ago) link
also kinda weird that they would talk for hours and weeks or whatever and the subject of the one guy's blindness never came up, makes him seem kinda insincere or sociopathic really
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 08:25 (nine years ago) link
something about this Facebook meme doesn't add up
― Barry Gordy (Neil S), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 10:19 (nine years ago) link
The ice bucket challenge can go fuck itself
― paolo, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 10:23 (nine years ago) link
The moral of the story is, liars kick the bucket.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 11:05 (nine years ago) link
it's an odd one really.
Basically dude 1 makes up a bunch of stuff to make dude 2 feel better but it's still not true.
Bit like religion really..
― Mark G, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 11:08 (nine years ago) link
A twist (which I'm not really bitching about):
#RubbleBucketChallenge. #IceBucketChallengeIn Gaza we don't have water and when we have water, we can't make it ice since the electricity is off most of the time. So my cousin Hafiz, My nephew Khalid and I used remains of a destroyed house to participate in this challenge. I am not nominating anyone for this challenge but I am asking you all to show solidarity with Palestinians and to participate in this challenge.Thank you in advance— in Gaza, Palestine.
Video is of two adult guys and a kid in Gaza. They pour buckets of dirt/finer particles on the kid and on one guy and the third guy dumps a bucket of rubble on his head, which looks like it would hurt. (video was posted directly to Facebook, not YT, so I'm not posting it here)
― Je55e, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 11:21 (nine years ago) link
this is a facebook thing i saw posted that i love
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=1545693072317806
― NI, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 14:42 (nine years ago) link
Charles Mingus15 hrs ·
In 1977, Charles Mingus was diagnosed with ALS. On January 5, 1979, he passed away at age 56 in Mexico. He was cremated the next day. On the day of his death, 56 sperm whales beached themselves in Mexico and were removed by fire.
With or without an ice bucket, we remember Mingus in our support of the ALS Association.
― lars von (Treeship), Thursday, 28 August 2014 10:37 (nine years ago) link
― heck (silby), Thursday, 28 August 2014 16:36 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/hb4d2H9.gif
― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Friday, 29 August 2014 18:51 (nine years ago) link
so far I think this ice bucket challenge has killed more people than it's saved
― odd proggy geezer (Moodles), Friday, 29 August 2014 18:52 (nine years ago) link
at the very least they've opened a new ward in all the hospitals a la The Three Stooges Ward in the Simpsons
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 29 August 2014 18:56 (nine years ago) link
The sperm whale thing is a quote from the liner notes to the Joni Mitchell album "Mingus" fwiw
― polyphonic, Friday, 29 August 2014 19:02 (nine years ago) link
lol at that kid blatantly throwing the bucket not even trying to pretend
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 29 August 2014 19:28 (nine years ago) link
lol at that car driving by, just imagining someone driving to work and seeing ice bucket challenges left and right, in the middle of the road, ice falling from the heavens, a man is dead on the ground and a lamb is crawling out of his stomach, hellfire
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 29 August 2014 19:31 (nine years ago) link
That scenario is not to ridiculous. There was a day last week when I saw three IBCs happening on my way home from work. None fatal. One of them was right outside my office, which has a little garden with a hose and some people from a condo across the street decided they'd just help themselves and do it on my steps for fucks sake. Then there was a mass one with about six people getting drenched outside Denny's. Then there was a kid on the sidewalk getting cup after cup of water chucked at him by about five buddies. Shit is outta control.
― everything, Friday, 29 August 2014 21:03 (nine years ago) link
the day the earth stood chilled
― Daphnis Celesta, Friday, 29 August 2014 21:07 (nine years ago) link
lotta ppl don't seem to be aware of how much water weighs
― Merdeyeux, Friday, 29 August 2014 21:10 (nine years ago) link
Bravo!
― everything, Friday, 29 August 2014 21:14 (nine years ago) link
this has always seemed extreme:
http://suhanijain.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/health-quote.jpg
I like that it's in the My Bloody Valentine font
― Spencer Chow, Friday, 29 August 2014 21:15 (nine years ago) link
hmm, here it is without the MBV font:http://dixeyland.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/chemicalstorm.jpg
― Spencer Chow, Friday, 29 August 2014 21:16 (nine years ago) link
Gill Sans is "the My Bloody Valentine font"?
― Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Friday, 29 August 2014 21:17 (nine years ago) link
i overheard three separate clients plus a department in the hotel request ice buckets on the same day last week; also i had to help someone convert their ice bucket challenge video from horizontal to vertical
― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Friday, 29 August 2014 21:32 (nine years ago) link
xpost, the font was on the image that wouldn't appear:http://suhanijain.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/health-quote.jpg
― Spencer Chow, Friday, 29 August 2014 21:57 (nine years ago) link
oh bother:http://suhanijain.com/2013/03/12/quotes-on-health-whenever-you-see-the-words-fat-free/
― Spencer Chow, Friday, 29 August 2014 21:58 (nine years ago) link
an old acquaintance from high school (she was in choir with me, and was my madrigals partner) recently went through a pre-emptive mastectomy due to having an 85% risk of acquiring breast cancer due to a rare disorder. And then not too long after, she went through a divorce with her husband of three years. they took a selfie of them smiling together from the courthouse, not as a means of "LOL", but showing that divorce doesn't have to wreck the two of you afterwards, and that they still care for each other.
it went viral over the internet and they've become known as the divorce selfie couple and even though it's the most innocuous thing on the planet the vitriol some bro-ish assholes spewed at them just makes me think that people can shit on anything. oi...
― Neanderthal, Friday, 29 August 2014 22:09 (nine years ago) link
whoa i heard about that on AM radio!
― flatizza (harbl), Friday, 29 August 2014 22:10 (nine years ago) link
yeah it blew up fast. she posted it on her FB only about a week ago, a few small blogs got wind of it, then HuffPo got it and that kind of kickstarted it exploding.
― Neanderthal, Friday, 29 August 2014 22:12 (nine years ago) link
I sometimes see the words "fat free" emblazoned on items that only a very stupid or ignorant person would not already know were fat free, such as those bags of "baby" carrots. To the best of my knowledge, those carrots do not resemble a chemical shit storm. They're just mechanically-reshaped carrot chunks in a plastic bag. The same goes for skim milk and a bunch of other innocuous foodstuffs that have been subjected to the attention of marketing teams.
― Aimless, Friday, 29 August 2014 23:15 (nine years ago) link
baby carrots are also gluten-free #protip #paleo #babycarrots #beastmode
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Saturday, 30 August 2014 00:23 (nine years ago) link
Just remember, think CHEMICAL SH*TSTORM!!!!!!!!!!!
― Spencer Chow, Saturday, 30 August 2014 05:22 (nine years ago) link
which military intervention in the middle east was that again? i lose track
― Daphnis Celesta, Saturday, 30 August 2014 08:18 (nine years ago) link
― nakh is the wintour of our diss content (darraghmac), Saturday, 30 August 2014 09:13 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/1474589_10153534251255230_1808621433_n.jpg?oh=fc64e2b980444a49fc54aa78172d6359&oe=546704E8&__gda__=1415970354_0a5cb151341bcdd4c12d5b513f5b3e2e
― how's life, Sunday, 31 August 2014 23:49 (nine years ago) link
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 31 August 2014 23:52 (nine years ago) link
what a waste of a banana
― j., Sunday, 31 August 2014 23:52 (nine years ago) link
banana taste would completely ruin delicious candy corn taste
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Sunday, 31 August 2014 23:59 (nine years ago) link
Would eat.
― Jeff, Monday, 1 September 2014 00:15 (nine years ago) link
fp
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 1 September 2014 00:22 (nine years ago) link
like, in theory that's not offensive but something about the title with the parenthetical is really nauseating
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Monday, 1 September 2014 04:42 (nine years ago) link
http://static.flickr.com/66/228881206_d28a586bc0.jpg
― for sale: Bebe's boots, never worn (DJ Mencap), Monday, 1 September 2014 08:17 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/ARkjLIY.jpg
Prince Charmin, the toliet paper prince
― li'l sebastian, Monday, 1 September 2014 15:39 (nine years ago) link
TattoosNo Regrets
― flatizza (harbl), Monday, 1 September 2014 15:58 (nine years ago) link
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02511/katidis_2511968b.jpg
― intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 1 September 2014 16:03 (nine years ago) link
fascist say hi to me
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 1 September 2014 16:10 (nine years ago) link
things i got by searching for "mr whipple tattoo":
http://www.sacred-texts.com/nam/sw/35p/img/455.jpg
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-cz1hLjRgl5Y/UnVXCziwI2I/AAAAAAADEy0/e0BdzO3T-vg/s1600/main+house+lower+floor+IIHIH.png
http://timemilitary.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/99158573-copy.jpg?w=480&h=320&crop=1
http://www.gastrotraining.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Image-7-whipples.jpg
http://cloudfront-assets.reason.com/assets/mc/tcavanaugh/chicktracthaters.jpg
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 1 September 2014 16:22 (nine years ago) link
That last one is inexplicably down on eyeglasses and bow ties.
― Aimless, Monday, 1 September 2014 16:28 (nine years ago) link
http://photos.costume-works.com/full/charmin_n_mr_whipple.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 1 September 2014 16:30 (nine years ago) link
Mister Whipple! Lord, lord.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 1 September 2014 19:12 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-a-vie.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/997061_893428127336996_8467564458766380230_n.jpg?oh=d6fe71dbac4385265e11c627b8e8a6a2&oe=547D48B8
― goth colouring book (anagram), Tuesday, 2 September 2014 07:37 (nine years ago) link
I hate those ppl who add up differently from me
is that a gravestone
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 2 September 2014 09:07 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10308720_10152448225076264_6257788621794727905_n.jpg?oh=235aef0c71f97dfb7b7f05af98da5503&oe=547EECB0
― flatizza (harbl), Tuesday, 2 September 2014 10:53 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/1724176_10153869843595717_1445512569_n.jpg?oh=84a61082fad09cad85e4290ae1110fee&oe=54811923
― flatizza (harbl), Tuesday, 2 September 2014 10:54 (nine years ago) link
artisanally hand-made special needs children
― Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Tuesday, 2 September 2014 17:00 (nine years ago) link
Discriminating against people with weak hearts.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 2 September 2014 17:19 (nine years ago) link
who are all these non-unique children that are getting so much attention at the expense of all the unique children in the world? sounds like that clone army is advancing quicker than any of us could have imagined.
― odd proggy geezer (Moodles), Tuesday, 2 September 2014 17:32 (nine years ago) link
http://o.onionstatic.com/images/27/27182/original/700.hq.jpg?8563
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 06:07 (nine years ago) link
"ICE BUCKET""ALS"crying statue of libertynomiHATEFUNDRAISING SICKOS (with flies coming off them)
― www.perry.como (dog latin), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 08:21 (nine years ago) link
oh and INNOCENT CITIZENS, don't forget them
― www.perry.como (dog latin), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 08:22 (nine years ago) link
nb. Kelly does cartoons for noted satirical website The Onion
― Barry Gordy (Neil S), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 09:21 (nine years ago) link
I didn't wanna say
also raggett
― nakh is the wintour of our diss content (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 09:25 (nine years ago) link
ah they got me... i thought it was supposed to be a real satire, as opposed to a satire of a satire.
― www.perry.como (dog latin), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 09:29 (nine years ago) link
Kelly is great, the cartoons are just credible enough to be sort-of convincing whilst being hilariously OTT and offensive at the same time
― Barry Gordy (Neil S), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 09:31 (nine years ago) link
Fundraising Sicko reminds me of Weird Al.
― Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 09:35 (nine years ago) link
lol dj mencap did you know that korn picture is mine
― socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 15:20 (nine years ago) link
yes I took it from the OG noize borad thread
― for sale: Bebe's boots, never worn (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 15:23 (nine years ago) link
I've been thinking about the candy corn on the cob thing. It would probably work okay if you did it to a 3 Musketeers or something. The real banana is so repulsive though.
― how's life, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 15:27 (nine years ago) link
i hate sweetcorn but i do like corn on the cob. they should make more food 'on the cob'.
― monoprix & dimensions (dog latin), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 15:29 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/10502396_348092432022690_5996338708892818857_n.jpg?oh=a59277790be969d086be1464d41ddfbf&oe=546762BE
Oh, you can't?
― Immediate Follower (NA), Thursday, 4 September 2014 16:31 (nine years ago) link
because no one has ever been killed by a gun purchased through legal means...
― odd proggy geezer (Moodles), Thursday, 4 September 2014 16:33 (nine years ago) link
Background checks probably more rigourous for purchasing illegal guns
― intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 4 September 2014 16:40 (nine years ago) link
omg it didn't even give me chance to answer wtf
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 4 September 2014 17:00 (nine years ago) link
It's alright, the dude doesn't let you answer in real life either.
― Mark G, Thursday, 4 September 2014 17:29 (nine years ago) link
paranoia nicely expressed through typography
― smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Thursday, 4 September 2014 23:04 (nine years ago) link
"man since criminals don't follow the law anyway what's the point of having em? If they don't prevent all crime they're useless IMO"
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 4 September 2014 23:05 (nine years ago) link
http://memeguy.com/photos/images/lock-your-doors-travel-with-a-buddy-dont-get-too-drunk-67021.jpg
― brimstead, Friday, 5 September 2014 02:29 (nine years ago) link
blegh
― Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Friday, 5 September 2014 04:50 (nine years ago) link
passive aggressive toucan penguin fucker
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 5 September 2014 04:51 (nine years ago) link
some redditor just got me to hate some dumb bird
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 5 September 2014 04:52 (nine years ago) link
power of reddit
― Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Friday, 5 September 2014 04:53 (nine years ago) link
Puffin asking for it IMO
― smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Friday, 5 September 2014 05:10 (nine years ago) link
oh yeah a puffin
fuck a puffin
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 5 September 2014 05:13 (nine years ago) link
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tMlXP5F1Oik/SYnn5QVD74I/AAAAAAAAAEw/-mb_9vfYE4U/s400/W1YQx.jpg
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Friday, 5 September 2014 05:32 (nine years ago) link
Same dude from above posted this one which is just confusing. Seems to contradict itself.
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10580155_10203488661269643_5636231756054054693_n.jpg?oh=744c3d986c7d2d86ccf54b9c51432e2e&oe=54A285D6&__gda__=1415255977_93479f109ffd82dbfd0db20138e83de5
― Immediate Follower (NA), Friday, 5 September 2014 15:14 (nine years ago) link
wow.
― how's life, Friday, 5 September 2014 15:17 (nine years ago) link
because of these today I'm not a criminal, a thief not a convict and Michael Hutchence is dead
― for sale: Bebe's boots, never worn (DJ Mencap), Friday, 5 September 2014 15:18 (nine years ago) link
Flip-flops: my childhood was awesome!Licking the batter off the spoon: my childhood was awesome!Getting all dressed up for gramma's funeral: fuck, you're right. my childhood had its rough patches too.
― how's life, Friday, 5 September 2014 15:19 (nine years ago) link
But I love the meme-responding-to-meme thing. People take some time out of their lives to make some stuff, don't they?
― how's life, Friday, 5 September 2014 15:20 (nine years ago) link
Yes, no criminal was every severely beaten as a child. In fact, there's no connection whatsoever and no such thing as a cycle of abuse. Thanks, Facebook Guy!
― Welcome to my spooooooky carnival! Hope I don't... blow your mind! (Phil D.), Friday, 5 September 2014 15:21 (nine years ago) link
'Your kid's childhood was probably even worse. Your grandchild is possibly dead'
― smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Friday, 5 September 2014 15:30 (nine years ago) link
reminds me of this which is one of my favorite FB things
https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/969904_529045880509234_1379292670_n.jpg?oh=bbbd3f0ff7a60b6e59b467c01699646f&oe=548DF1CE
― Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Friday, 5 September 2014 15:32 (nine years ago) link
haha christ some people hate children so much
― smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Friday, 5 September 2014 15:36 (nine years ago) link
holy shit
― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Friday, 5 September 2014 15:43 (nine years ago) link
SharesFromYourAunt.com
― Barry Gordy (Neil S), Friday, 5 September 2014 15:44 (nine years ago) link
anyone who frequents this thread needs to follow that page
― Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Friday, 5 September 2014 15:46 (nine years ago) link
just tried to click "like" on sunny's post
corporal punishment stans are such muppets, and yeah of course most criminals have experienced no violent chastisement as children duh yeah
― Daphnis Celesta, Friday, 5 September 2014 15:51 (nine years ago) link
jfc have to hope everyone who shares that goes on a list somewhere
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 5 September 2014 15:51 (nine years ago) link
Um... you guys do realise that's a joke, right?
― emil.y, Friday, 5 September 2014 15:54 (nine years ago) link
Or, wait, are you all talking about the flip-flop/spoon/belt one? Because yeah, I guess that isn't a joke.
― emil.y, Friday, 5 September 2014 15:56 (nine years ago) link
way to douse the fire of our outrage, e.mily. jeez
― smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Friday, 5 September 2014 15:57 (nine years ago) link
yeah i picked up the bit about murdering your kids probly being a joke
― Daphnis Celesta, Friday, 5 September 2014 15:59 (nine years ago) link
Well, "holy shit" and "put those people on a list" sound like pretty sincere responses to a ludicrous statement, so I honestly wasn't sure.
― emil.y, Friday, 5 September 2014 16:07 (nine years ago) link
cool joke
― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Friday, 5 September 2014 16:46 (nine years ago) link
this is not an image macro but what is it about having a child that makes you think this is cool & want to ruin halloween
https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10527258_857336577640258_1742222428980708435_n.jpg?oh=30ae691976a5f77435bb93a5bfa1eae6&oe=5496EB52
― flatizza (harbl), Tuesday, 9 September 2014 23:46 (nine years ago) link
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 10 September 2014 01:44 (nine years ago) link
I mean, that's basically just old school home magazine stuff, right? Though I admit I'd be irritated if someone started pushing for a crazy lifehack where an ordinary pinecone becomes... a birdfeeder!
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 02:03 (nine years ago) link
is that celery and mandarin? gross
― uxorious gazumping (monotony), Wednesday, 10 September 2014 02:05 (nine years ago) link
the bananas look literally disgusting
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 10 September 2014 03:43 (nine years ago) link
like they're covered in someone's finger grease
calm down
― socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 10 September 2014 03:56 (nine years ago) link
ok
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 10 September 2014 04:39 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10435434_10152667935104588_564832276561553721_n.jpg?oh=80326177a3d7076904d90c4a3158ce22&oe=549B69AA
― Barry Gordy (Neil S), Wednesday, 10 September 2014 08:09 (nine years ago) link
― Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Wednesday, 10 September 2014 08:16 (nine years ago) link
"HELLO"
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 10 September 2014 15:29 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10636243_10152464445942912_2947680977952863983_n.jpg?oh=d97a15f196fb34b436427b17cad2e382&oe=548FA082
― Mordy, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 18:55 (nine years ago) link
Little more clever than the typical "don't talk to me until I had my coffee" shit
― Evan, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 19:00 (nine years ago) link
or ".....shit" coffee
― Mark G, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 19:01 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/v/t1.0-9/8915_10151149255462687_1862021635_n.jpg?oh=4c9e236bbdd9b8e7796a212616f59bd4&oe=549163B8&__gda__=1418101486_d5ed7b3f5057caf6f31eecf58a2ddbc4
― how's life, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 19:01 (nine years ago) link
ew. Quick, don't picture the next panel.
― Evan, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 19:06 (nine years ago) link
It was shared by an old widow too!
― how's life, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 19:10 (nine years ago) link
What was?
― Mark G, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 19:28 (nine years ago) link
The mushroom
― odd proggy geezer (Moodles), Wednesday, 10 September 2014 19:35 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-b-ams.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10703635_10154576741635641_3471463477049717760_n.jpg?oh=0275fd2c07cbdfea01a1edeb7acf4f95&oe=54849741
― monoprix à dimanche (dog latin), Friday, 12 September 2014 12:10 (nine years ago) link
― monoprix à dimanche (dog latin), Friday, 12 September 2014 12:11 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/1901586_10152345373096778_1448403723882018571_n.jpg?oh=0d1ec169bee5936c6ce18f2452f1c356&oe=54CAAE0F&__gda__=1419914288_606b08816f383b748e3939f172f349aa
― Barnaby, Hardly, Friday, 12 September 2014 12:11 (nine years ago) link
27,035 shares.
― Barnaby, Hardly, Friday, 12 September 2014 12:15 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10628556_767444016630556_338548449934393324_n.jpg?oh=f428e78e26118cb7223434572c0b7df0&oe=548B5C50&__gda__=1417954073_a817a88e2e4307482fbab9b2960f345f
Aircraft flying in from the northwest use the FRDMM arrival, taking them over waypoints “WEEEE,” “WLLLL,” “NEVVR,” “FORGT” and “SEP11.” Flights from the southwest use the TRUPS arrival and cross waypoints “USAAY,” “WEEDU,” “SUPRT,” “OOURR” and “TRUPS.”
― ey mk II, Friday, 12 September 2014 12:49 (nine years ago) link
what. the. fuck.
― how's life, Friday, 12 September 2014 13:11 (nine years ago) link
ok, I took that to be satire, but I guess it's legit.
http://www.faa.gov/nextgen/slides/?slide=10
― how's life, Friday, 12 September 2014 13:14 (nine years ago) link
approaching pilots are going to sound like they're on quaaludes
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Friday, 12 September 2014 14:41 (nine years ago) link
"WEEEE" just reminds me of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BorQ_ULcvss
― how's life, Friday, 12 September 2014 14:45 (nine years ago) link
those halcyon days
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Friday, 12 September 2014 14:46 (nine years ago) link
Hey, I didn't want that to pop into my brain. I just saw "WEEEE" and that's what happened, so I thought I'd make it happen for you too.
― how's life, Friday, 12 September 2014 14:49 (nine years ago) link
TBF I thought that song was teh funny in 1999
― monoprix à dimanche (dog latin), Friday, 12 September 2014 14:57 (nine years ago) link
suprt oourr trups
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, 13 September 2014 04:52 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10609497_10201630526243210_29345806290543894_n.jpg?oh=d1580a585f83c5e8b65a4112009347b7&oe=5491EB02
― flatizza (harbl), Saturday, 13 September 2014 13:17 (nine years ago) link
Funny Pictures by EatLiver.com - Google+https://plus.google.com/+eatliverFunny Pictures by EatLiver.com - Crazy pictures of the insane interwebz. - Daily updated dose of funny stuff.
― wins, Saturday, 13 September 2014 13:32 (nine years ago) link
Surprised that doesn't say female instincts.
― cheese is never wrong (doo dah), Saturday, 13 September 2014 13:47 (nine years ago) link
a sandwich made from just bread and mayonnaise
― flatizza (harbl), Saturday, 13 September 2014 14:03 (nine years ago) link
and liver
― for sale: Bebe's boots, never worn (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 13 September 2014 14:05 (nine years ago) link
love the sheer laziness of the construction. "pull out some bread and mayo"
― wins, Saturday, 13 September 2014 15:20 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/vlUUg5l.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 13 September 2014 15:44 (nine years ago) link
And I don't know, man, but it seems like if you remember this movie, you weren't doing it right.
http://i.imgur.com/akGVUi7.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 13 September 2014 15:46 (nine years ago) link
I LOLed despite myself.
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10603259_846537552046583_4701692891300383076_n.jpg?oh=30dbc7076ea31602524e848e30ca1753&oe=54C4DA3B&__gda__=1422466947_5acb3e8274945647564eb00ee31dd5b7
― Welcome to my spooooooky carnival! Hope I don't... blow your mind! (Phil D.), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 13:50 (nine years ago) link
This morning is the first time I've heard of this "white girl"/pumpkins thing, but apparently it really has legs.
― how's life, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 13:53 (nine years ago) link
I saw two African American women in the grocery store this weekend spin around and exalt surprise that pumpkin egg nog was already available. "It's here!"
And I guess I'm comfortable enough in my racism to admit my first thought was "Huh, how 'bout that?" Because the white women I work with will not stfu about pumpkin spice latte.
― pplains, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 14:03 (nine years ago) link
it's a bacon/mustache/zombie level all of a sudden
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 17:02 (nine years ago) link
Do only women drink pumpkin ale?
― peace, joy, pancake (doo dah), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 17:14 (nine years ago) link
No idea, but yes.
― everything, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 17:30 (nine years ago) link
White women, they like pumpkin stuff like this. Black women, now, they like pumpkin stuff like ... this. Am I right? Ohh, yeah - this dude in the third row, he knows what I'm talkin' about!
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 18:00 (nine years ago) link
i saw 4 yoga pants white girls walking through my hood yesterday, one of them holding a 6-pack of pumpkin beer
full disclosure i really like pumpkin beer
― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 18:09 (nine years ago) link
pumpkin beer is upsetting. i do not like it
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 18:10 (nine years ago) link
I had a pumpkin spice latte once before I actually liked coffee, it was gross. In terms of non-pie pumpkin-flavored things, pumpkin ice cream is where it is unquestionably at.
― Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 18:10 (nine years ago) link
This is a v.v. good pumpkin beer and I generally don't like them
http://france44.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/small_image/320x/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/n/b/nb-pumpkick-6.gif
― Welcome to my spooooooky carnival! Hope I don't... blow your mind! (Phil D.), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 18:21 (nine years ago) link
i've been feeding my cat pureed pumpkin because it's a natural laxative but now it's getting hard to find at grocery stores
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 18:42 (nine years ago) link
pumpkin pie is the only legitimate pumpkin dish imo
― Mordy, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 19:34 (nine years ago) link
― Bitterer than Bitter (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 19:34 (nine years ago) link
pumpkin tempura is good
― Aimless, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 19:54 (nine years ago) link
wait, as in breaded and fried bits of pumpkin?
― Bitterer than Bitter (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 19:57 (nine years ago) link
Pumpkin ravioli with sage and brown butter.
― peace, joy, pancake (doo dah), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 20:01 (nine years ago) link
Highly, enthusiastically recommend Stevens Point Brewery Whole Hog Pumpkin Ale.
http://www.fallfestofale.com/Stevens_Point_Whole_Hog_Pumpkin_Ale.png
gr80 it's available 'round these parts.
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 20:03 (nine years ago) link
i drank one of those next to you and your child recently
― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 20:38 (nine years ago) link
also full disclosure some of my best friends are white girls in yoga pants
i always assumed you had intimate lululemon knowledge
― Mordy, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 20:44 (nine years ago) link
Did you like it???!?!? xp
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 20:45 (nine years ago) link
yes it was delicious
xpost to mordz: my ex-gf started working at lululemon around the time we broke up so i do have a little bit of first hand knowledge of how culty they can get compared to your average workplace (she was pretty into it/didn't mind) also this was like 7 years ago before they became the next nike
― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 20:48 (nine years ago) link
xxxposts "pumpkin" tempura is usually kabocha squash
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 21:36 (nine years ago) link
Lulu is still a "Landmark or GTFO" shop afaik
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 21:37 (nine years ago) link
Pumpkin is a vegetable
― Branwell with anNe (wins), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 21:39 (nine years ago) link
You can use it in food
idk about all this other stuff you guys are talking about
there is 'pumpkin' and then there's 'pumpkin spice'
― Bitterer than Bitter (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 21:41 (nine years ago) link
And then there is pumpkin pie is the only legitimate pumpkin dish imo
― Branwell with anNe (wins), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 21:43 (nine years ago) link
hey, anything can happen
― Bitterer than Bitter (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 21:44 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dd0fuaD-OwE
I've never had pumpkin coffee ftr
― Branwell with anNe (wins), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 21:44 (nine years ago) link
pumpkin curry can be wonderful. i like food.
― mattresslessness, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 21:45 (nine years ago) link
pumpkin makes cats poop
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 21:46 (nine years ago) link
Pumpkin Spice Recipe:1/3 cup ground cinnamon1 tablespoon ground ginger1 tablespoon ground nutmeg or mace1-1/2 teaspoons ground cloves1-1/2 teaspoons ground allspice
― Bitterer than Bitter (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 21:46 (nine years ago) link
Pumpkin Recipe:1 Pumpkin
libby's and mccormick deserve our ire not the innocent pumpkin.
― mattresslessness, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 21:47 (nine years ago) link
word. 'pumpkin' is code for cinnamon now basically.
― Bitterer than Bitter (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 21:48 (nine years ago) link
― mattresslessness, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 22:45 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 22:46 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
food...dope...shit...yowl...nah sorry can't make this work
― Branwell with anNe (wins), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 21:51 (nine years ago) link
xp orange cinnamon. really though i like it too :(. supermarket pumpkin chocolate chip cookies are 50/50 super gross and yet i buy them like 10 x every year, they're always on the cute table at the edge of bread territory, irresistible.
― mattresslessness, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 21:54 (nine years ago) link
freshly made feel-better garbage
― mattresslessness, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 21:55 (nine years ago) link
https://www.facebook.com/TMRock.in/photos/a.261391277315896.61968.253878101400547/590697707718583/?type=1
― intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 17 September 2014 17:06 (nine years ago) link
ravioli di zucca (pumpkin-stuffed ravioli) is the sickest
also roti with pumpkin rules
― socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 17 September 2014 22:53 (nine years ago) link
pumpkin spice lattes are fucking weird and gross tho
srsly. gingerbread or gtfo.
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Thursday, 18 September 2014 06:55 (nine years ago) link
wait so all this time I've been thinking you freaks drink pumpkin flavored coffee and it's just cinnamon and allspice? huh.
― the Bronski Review (Trayce), Thursday, 18 September 2014 08:01 (nine years ago) link
IkrTook me a while to figure that one out when I moved over there in Halloween time
― kinder, Thursday, 18 September 2014 08:06 (nine years ago) link
Pumpkin spice latte
― carl agatha, Thursday, 18 September 2014 11:35 (nine years ago) link
It should probably be called pumpkin pie spice latte though. I wonder why they didn't?
Anyway, I know there are Starbucks in London, at least. Do they not offer the pumpkin spice latte? It's really good.
In closing, I've had pumpkin beer that was just pumpkin, not pumpkin spice, and it was grrrrrross.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 18 September 2014 11:42 (nine years ago) link
Lol Starbucks are on every high street in the land. I dunno if they do pumpkin anything, haven't ever seen it iirc but they do do gingerbread etc. they also do Tazo brands tea which is weird bc you don't really get that anywhere in the UK. Luckily Tazo 'awake' was my default in the U.S anyway because it's half-decent.
― kinder, Thursday, 18 September 2014 12:20 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10487267_10152662702855513_179612023334909673_n.jpg?oh=d4204f085267bf4438e7dfe1ad9ba49d&oe=5485FC04&__gda__=1422196283_85cc518321316a6c550399e98333cd09
― how's life, Thursday, 18 September 2014 12:22 (nine years ago) link
I know there are Starbucks in London, at least. Do they not offer the pumpkin spice latte?
For all I know it does, but I would hazard a guess that it doesn't, as nobody would know what it was. Calling it pumpkin pie spice latte wouldn't help either, as I am pretty sure I know precisely 0 British people who have ever eaten a pumpkin pie. Calling it "cinnamon and allspice" might help. But you've been able to have cinnamon on coffee for ages, what makes it so weird and on-trend and "stuff white girls like" right now?
― emil.y, Thursday, 18 September 2014 12:33 (nine years ago) link
pumpkin pie isn't a thing in the UK?
― Mordy, Thursday, 18 September 2014 13:00 (nine years ago) link
squanto gave it to us
― j., Thursday, 18 September 2014 13:01 (nine years ago) link
No, we don't eat pumpkin, as a rule. Starbucks does the pumpkin lattes, though.
― Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Thursday, 18 September 2014 13:01 (nine years ago) link
you poor things
― Mordy, Thursday, 18 September 2014 13:07 (nine years ago) link
We are simple folks, happy with butternut squash.
People carve pumpkins and generally throw the insides away.
― Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Thursday, 18 September 2014 13:09 (nine years ago) link
there is some kind of indoctrination aspect to how much americans like pumpkin pie. the insidious pumpkin lobby at work for decades no doubt. i mean, it's not bad - it's pie after all - but the list of sweet pies i would rather have before pumpkin is approx all of the pies. if you are at thanksgiving and you have the choice between pumpkin and pecan pie and you choose pumpkin, someone has fucked with your brain. that is scientific fact.
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 18 September 2014 13:13 (nine years ago) link
idk it's not like anyone says "as american as pumpkin pie"
― Mordy, Thursday, 18 September 2014 13:14 (nine years ago) link
pumpkin lobby is smarter than that, cmon mordz
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 18 September 2014 13:16 (nine years ago) link
I just eat both pies tbrr xp
― ⌘-B (mh), Thursday, 18 September 2014 13:20 (nine years ago) link
that is also scientific fact tbf
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 18 September 2014 13:21 (nine years ago) link
I am not fond of pumpkin pie.
― Jeff, Thursday, 18 September 2014 13:57 (nine years ago) link
Gourds.
― pplains, Thursday, 18 September 2014 13:58 (nine years ago) link
have some gourd-flavored coffee, you dumb American.
I figured the PSL's were to the rest of the world what Americans think when they see calimari burgers available at a Thailand McDonalds.
what makes it so weird and on-trend and "stuff white girls like" right now?
I don't know. It's been around for years, beloved by Americans of all genders and races. I'm guessing it's a combo of that joke upthread making the rounds, and other purveyors of flavored coffee jumping on the pumpkin spice bandwagon making the flavor seem suddenly ubiquitous.
nb: I am eating a pumpkin spice and flaxseed crunchy granola bar right now. Also pumpkin pie is easily my favorite pie.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 18 September 2014 14:00 (nine years ago) link
― Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Thursday, September 18, 2014 1:09 PM (50 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
The pumpkins sold for carving are terrible for eating. If you want to make a pie with fresh pumpkin, you need to get sugar pumpkins or pie pumpkins.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 18 September 2014 14:01 (nine years ago) link
The seeds are good for roasting though!
― how's life, Thursday, 18 September 2014 14:01 (nine years ago) link
Yes!
Pumpkins are great. Winter squash in general is great. brb I'm going to put on some yoga pants and whisper all of the reasons I love fall.
I'm white, btw.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 18 September 2014 14:03 (nine years ago) link
i feel like this is an important piece of the pumpkin/yoga/women puzzle
http://www.bathandbodyworks.com/graphics/product_images/pBBW1-19118817v275.jpg
― Mordy, Thursday, 18 September 2014 14:06 (nine years ago) link
This too:
http://fortune.com/2014/09/15/pumpkin-aphrodisiac/
― how's life, Thursday, 18 September 2014 14:07 (nine years ago) link
Oh, that article doesn't actual talk about the study that shows that pumpkin pie aroma increased penile blood flow. Read the articles before linking to them hl.
― how's life, Thursday, 18 September 2014 14:09 (nine years ago) link
http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/pumpkin-pie-smell-stimulates-arousal-men-scent-sexy-aphrodisiac-study-article-1.451682
― how's life, Thursday, 18 September 2014 14:10 (nine years ago) link
i wonder if the backlash against pumpkin coffee is similar to the backlash against pumpkin beer. 50% ppl who genuinely think the taste is not as good as all the seasonal hype, and 50% jerks who believe *real beer* or *real coffee* is manly, and spicing it up w/ pumpkin is a move for women who may not otherwise like the normal tastes of those beverages (i've definitely heard ppl refer to like mike's hard lemonade and other sweet alcoholic beverages as 'girly drinks' and like frappachinos and stuff as 'girly coffees' so maybe it's a similar phenomenon regarding pumpkin drinks).
― Mordy, Thursday, 18 September 2014 14:12 (nine years ago) link
the pumpkin spice epidemic is bad enough that I was willing to believe the pumpkin spice condom image was real
― ⌘-B (mh), Thursday, 18 September 2014 14:14 (nine years ago) link
Ugh I bet that pumpkin apple candle smells wretched. Just looking at the jar is giving me a headache.
Mordy, I bet you are OTM about girly drinks backlash.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 18 September 2014 14:17 (nine years ago) link
I'm british, I've eaten pumpkin pie, it ranges from ok to grim. (nowhere near as good as all of our Christmas food that they don't get in the U.S., but don't tell them that)
― kinder, Thursday, 18 September 2014 14:28 (nine years ago) link
but pumpkin pie isn't christmas food. it's thanksgiving food.
― Mordy, Thursday, 18 September 2014 14:29 (nine years ago) link
Otoh we don't get Burmese pumpkin curry although we can buy kobucha squashes in Waitrose, which is what the curry ie actually made from...
― kinder, Thursday, 18 September 2014 14:30 (nine years ago) link
Xp yeah but our Christmas season starts about now and we don't have Thanksgiving.
― kinder, Thursday, 18 September 2014 14:31 (nine years ago) link
I made a pumpkin pie last year, it was somewhere between a custard tart and a treacle tart (and it's a tart, obviously, not a pie).
The confusion about pumpkin latte has come about imo due to the American idiom of calling some foodstuffs what they're used with, not what they're made from (see also Duck Sauce, which is plum sauce to the rest of the world).
― and she's crying in a stairwell in Devon (aldo), Thursday, 18 September 2014 14:49 (nine years ago) link
Coffee cake
― kinder, Thursday, 18 September 2014 14:54 (nine years ago) link
a pumpkin pie is a terrific pie
― fruit ← ⟨“apple”, “banana”, “orange”⟩ (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 18 September 2014 15:02 (nine years ago) link
whereas I once had nachos around christmas time in london, and these london christmas nachos were awful let me tell you
― fruit ← ⟨“apple”, “banana”, “orange”⟩ (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 18 September 2014 15:04 (nine years ago) link
steak fries
― ⌘-B (mh), Thursday, 18 September 2014 15:06 (nine years ago) link
Trader Joe's now has Austrian pumpkin seed oil. If you do not know it, buy it and put some on a salad on maybe a fresh mozerellaCaprese salad kind of thing or put it in a soup. That stuff rules.
― Three Word Username, Thursday, 18 September 2014 16:43 (nine years ago) link
PUMPKIN
― smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Thursday, 18 September 2014 19:15 (nine years ago) link
http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/wgna.com/files/2012/11/Picture-307-630x472.jpg
pubkin pie dispender
― Malibu Stasi (WilliamC), Thursday, 18 September 2014 19:19 (nine years ago) link
My mother-in-law bakes us pumpkin pies all year.
― how's life, Thursday, 18 September 2014 19:22 (nine years ago) link
what a delightful woman. please send her my regards.
― fruit ← ⟨“apple”, “banana”, “orange”⟩ (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 18 September 2014 19:47 (nine years ago) link
http://www.chicagoreader.com/chicago/hecho-en-illinois/Content?oid=923678
Almost all the canned pumpkin in the U.S. comes from downstate Morton. Most of the people who pack it come from the tiny Mexican town of La Soledad.
― cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Thursday, 18 September 2014 19:52 (nine years ago) link
pumpkins are great, they taste great and also make cats poop
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Thursday, 18 September 2014 21:26 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/1921955_10152348946710827_4836573905466567455_n.jpg?oh=a949063807e96e36acb099ae399e69ac&oe=54CECE90
― how's life, Friday, 19 September 2014 10:50 (nine years ago) link
quality drop shadow there on garfield, glad they took the time for that
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 19 September 2014 12:36 (nine years ago) link
had no idea garfield was from the south, this changes everything
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 19 September 2014 22:14 (nine years ago) link
Davis is from Indiana, which is definitely one of the souths of the north.
― how's life, Friday, 19 September 2014 22:31 (nine years ago) link
prove it
― ILX preorders SPYRO for Playstation (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 19 September 2014 22:34 (nine years ago) link
anyway I am from very northern indiana and I balk at indiana being southern
― ILX preorders SPYRO for Playstation (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 19 September 2014 22:41 (nine years ago) link
i was at a bus stop in gary once, gary is a p southern name
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 19 September 2014 22:50 (nine years ago) link
birthplace of famous country & western musician michael jackson
― ILX preorders SPYRO for Playstation (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 19 September 2014 23:00 (nine years ago) link
gary is the dumbest name for a city. the rest of the names have to be named bruce and carl and stuff or else.
― flatizza (harbl), Friday, 19 September 2014 23:02 (nine years ago) link
Wilson Pickett was from Alabama, Sufjan.
― how's life, Friday, 19 September 2014 23:38 (nine years ago) link
had no idea there was an alabama in sufjan
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 19 September 2014 23:57 (nine years ago) link
Works oddly well to the ''Gary, Indiana'' tune actually
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 20 September 2014 01:40 (nine years ago) link
Sufjan, Alabama. Born and raised.
― ILX preorders SPYRO for Playstation (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 20 September 2014 02:18 (nine years ago) link
sweet potato pie >> pumpkin pie, mostly b/c of texture.
― Je55e, Saturday, 20 September 2014 02:20 (nine years ago) link
no idea about sweet potato lattes tho
you can eat as many pies as you want
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, 20 September 2014 02:28 (nine years ago) link
helps cats poop
― Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Saturday, 20 September 2014 04:08 (nine years ago) link
my cat eats too many envelopes sometimes and then needs help with that
― ILX preorders SPYRO for Playstation (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 20 September 2014 04:28 (nine years ago) link
she's stopped eating the pumpkin unfortunately and still isn't pooping :(
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, 20 September 2014 04:29 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/3QGXJYo.jpg
― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Saturday, 20 September 2014 23:39 (nine years ago) link
http://9buz.com/content/uploads//images/August2014/zinedine_zidane_i_once_cried_because_i_had_no_shoes_to_play_football_2014-07-09.jpg
― I misuse (onimo), Sunday, 21 September 2014 22:11 (nine years ago) link
just got shoes, don't got FEET
― Branwell with anNe (wins), Sunday, 21 September 2014 22:14 (nine years ago) link
― Nhex, Sunday, 21 September 2014 22:17 (nine years ago) link
haha that's kind of awesome if you don't think of it being real imo
― flatizza (harbl), Sunday, 21 September 2014 22:24 (nine years ago) link
especially if you don't read "rich" as metaphorical there
― you'll never guac amole (wins), Sunday, 21 September 2014 22:27 (nine years ago) link
"I just remembered that I have feet and lots of money lol imma go buy some shoes"
― you'll never guac amole (wins), Sunday, 21 September 2014 22:28 (nine years ago) link
― flatizza (harbl), Sunday, 21 September 2014 22:29 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/uRMyU9z.jpg
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Monday, 22 September 2014 00:16 (nine years ago) link
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/iaCTdBqpIyU/hqdefault.jpg
"You see a hostile headless."
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 22 September 2014 01:43 (nine years ago) link
gite privilege
― zero content albums (darraghmac), Monday, 22 September 2014 01:44 (nine years ago) link
The ransom note pasting happening here...
http://i.imgur.com/QMara3A.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 16:20 (nine years ago) link
If you actually understand these jokes and cannot wait to tell all your
other
Arkansas
― how's life, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 16:26 (nine years ago) link
If you measure distance in hours, you may live in
literally anywhere
― Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 16:28 (nine years ago) link
initials at the bottom are DPJ. Maybe this is the work of an Arkansas-universe DJP?
― how's life, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 16:32 (nine years ago) link
oh, you mean famed ILXor HOWDY DERE?
― pplains, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 16:36 (nine years ago) link
Seriously, replace the word "chilly" with "warm" and you could completely turn that into an Iowa macro.
― pplains, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 16:37 (nine years ago) link
Only in Idaho - If you install security lights on your...https://www.facebook.com/onlyinidaho/.../646158245434501?...If you install security lights on your house and garage but leave both unlocked, you live in Idaho .
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Newer - Kajara - Tumblrkajara.tumblr.com/post/.../here-is-what-jeff-foxworthy-has-to-say-aboutIf you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both doors unlocked, you may live in Minnesota. If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife ...
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― how's life, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 16:37 (nine years ago) link
thank you for the laffs, oh arkansas
― john wahey (NickB), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 16:46 (nine years ago) link
would you just look at all those states where women know how to use their jumper cables. next thing you know, they'll pumping their own gas too.
― pplains, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 17:12 (nine years ago) link
pretty sure it's about wisconsin
― ⌘-B (mh), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 17:25 (nine years ago) link
I doubt Foxworthy is doing routines about the Midwest
― Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 17:54 (nine years ago) link
What's this nationwide epidemic of people wearing parkas and shorts about then?
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 17:55 (nine years ago) link
pretty sure it originally said Portland, Maine
― ⌘-B (mh), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 18:09 (nine years ago) link
http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20071203233349/simpsons/images/5/5a/Black.jpg
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 18:43 (nine years ago) link
parkansas
― pplains, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 00:57 (nine years ago) link
The 55 speed limit, youre going 80, everyone is passing you is pretty spot on tbf
― smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Wednesday, 24 September 2014 20:24 (nine years ago) link
That's the only actually funny (a bit) one.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 20:39 (nine years ago) link
i love how videos autoplay with no audio cause i just watched this thing just started playing and i have no idea what's happening and it's hilarious
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Thursday, 25 September 2014 08:06 (nine years ago) link
Yeah I said somewhere the other day that I like the autoplay vids, whiners are kinda whining imo
― you'll never guac amole (wins), Thursday, 25 September 2014 10:00 (nine years ago) link
These began to circulate:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/21/quotes-banned-books_n_5759808.html
― cardamon, Thursday, 25 September 2014 19:32 (nine years ago) link
I want to make some of those with quotes from Naked Lunch
― ⌘-B (mh), Thursday, 25 September 2014 19:34 (nine years ago) link
I just ate something that was half pumpkin pie and half pumpkin cake. Whatever it was, I thought it was top drawer.
― ILX preorders SPYRO for Playstation (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 25 September 2014 21:18 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgflip.com/cgq0a.jpg
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 25 September 2014 21:27 (nine years ago) link
― ILX preorders SPYRO for Playstation (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, September 25, 2014 10:18 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
shit, cat
― Onan Pullett (wins), Thursday, 25 September 2014 22:21 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-a-vie.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash2/v/t1.0-9/942356_512736398800368_1961746112_n.jpg?oh=74eb097403b818a30209c27ddd47ef62&oe=5487B2DD
― goth colouring book (anagram), Friday, 26 September 2014 05:15 (nine years ago) link
lol can't tell if it's intentional or not
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 26 September 2014 05:23 (nine years ago) link
is that hemlock or something?
― cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Friday, 26 September 2014 13:32 (nine years ago) link
I think that's a picture of the new Washed Out album.
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Friday, 26 September 2014 13:36 (nine years ago) link
What great advice! I plan to take about a dozen positive people hostage and use them as human shields.
― Aimless, Friday, 26 September 2014 16:38 (nine years ago) link
atoms are surrounded by negativity
― Mark G, Friday, 26 September 2014 17:39 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10500536_10152389576639086_7835691396839411170_n.jpg?oh=cc6adda5e951ed18b239f356ef9e941f&oe=54C1B170&__gda__=1421808421_caa68a292d921725ea3144e2b5a48f2c
is this real or just another made-up marley quote?
― NI, Friday, 26 September 2014 19:30 (nine years ago) link
i've heard that cliche attributed to other things
― Nhex, Friday, 26 September 2014 19:55 (nine years ago) link
those are the lyrics to buffalo soldier
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 26 September 2014 21:08 (nine years ago) link
heh, i literally typed just that and then erased it an hour ago
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Friday, 26 September 2014 21:42 (nine years ago) link
alert alert pumpkin spice oreos exist
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, 27 September 2014 14:37 (nine years ago) link
also i made that buffalo soldier joke a year ago, knew it sounded familiar great minds think alike (mine)
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, 27 September 2014 14:39 (nine years ago) link
Had a pumpkin spice hard cider yesterday and it was great.
― carl agatha, Saturday, 27 September 2014 14:41 (nine years ago) link
you savage
― ⌘-B (mh), Saturday, 27 September 2014 15:13 (nine years ago) link
nutmeg has its niche
― Aimless, Saturday, 27 September 2014 17:31 (nine years ago) link
my wife is always telling me to get on facebook. i say, if i wanted to give up my constitutional rights, i'd move to north korea!
but seriously, i'd bet if facebook closed down for one day, not only would american offices be more productive, we'd find the cure for cancer and solve the global financial crisis in one day!
i mean, i wonder how facebook employees kill time at work? i mean, what, are they all on myspace or something?
― bryan danielson (missingNO), Saturday, 27 September 2014 17:34 (nine years ago) link
Please ladies and gentlemen, a warm round of applause for missing "Shecky" NO. He's here all week.
Also:I had an apple juice with pumpkin spice vodka a few years ago and it was quite nice.
― nickn, Saturday, 27 September 2014 18:22 (nine years ago) link
How long are you here for?
― Mark G, Sunday, 28 September 2014 16:56 (nine years ago) link
Please ladies and gentlemen germs
― Aimless, Sunday, 28 September 2014 18:18 (nine years ago) link
The comic says germs, the MC says gentlemen. And based on my history, I'll be here the rest of my life.
― nickn, Sunday, 28 September 2014 20:06 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/1779970_733580726686928_1815861250_n.jpg?oh=9f2390359c491bdbb11450753bf83bc1&oe=54BF2EBF
― nickn, Sunday, 28 September 2014 22:53 (nine years ago) link
Unless you have siblings.
― Iain Mew (if), Sunday, 28 September 2014 22:56 (nine years ago) link
I can't be the only one who struggled to parse that as a Robyn parody.
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 28 September 2014 23:00 (nine years ago) link
No fucking clue what my mom's heart sounded like from the inside. Pretty sure I don't have any actual memories until 3 or 4?
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 28 September 2014 23:02 (nine years ago) link
milos a-y were obv not up to scratch, averaged 1.5 months each
― zero content albums (darraghmac), Sunday, 28 September 2014 23:06 (nine years ago) link
babies grow in the womb not the heart author rachel morans
― sktsh, Sunday, 28 September 2014 23:48 (nine years ago) link
enlarged baby heart is a real problem sktsh
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Monday, 29 September 2014 00:03 (nine years ago) link
i'm a test tube baby
― flatizza (harbl), Monday, 29 September 2014 00:40 (nine years ago) link
There's just no justice in the world.
http://www.maniacworld.com/steve-jobs-vs-dennis-ritchie.jpg
― Non-Stop Hongrotic Cabaret (dog latin), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 11:01 (nine years ago) link
We would all read in Binary..
― intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 11:27 (nine years ago) link
Not that I'm unsympathetic to the idea that the cult of the superstar tech ceo is some bullshit
― intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 11:29 (nine years ago) link
No Programs
― flatizza (harbl), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 11:32 (nine years ago) link
If Steve Jobs had had his way we'd all be speaking in hipster binary by now.
― Non-Stop Hongrotic Cabaret (dog latin), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 11:34 (nine years ago) link
01100001 01101110 01101001 01101101 01100001 01101100 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101100 01101100 01100101 01100011 01110100 01101001 01110110 01100101
― Mordy, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 12:52 (nine years ago) link
as if
― Evan, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 13:21 (nine years ago) link
There's a parallel universe in which I can resist pasting Mordy's post into a translator.
I want to live there.
― Guinness on your moustache (onimo), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 15:19 (nine years ago) link
imagine there's no unixand there's no windows tooa large setback in computingno generic-text languages oh boo
― john wahey (NickB), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 15:26 (nine years ago) link
imagine there's no irises in eyes
― mattresslessness, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 15:27 (nine years ago) link
iMagine
― Non-Stop Hongrotic Cabaret (dog latin), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 15:32 (nine years ago) link
two years ago we had Dennis Ritchie, Bob Windows and Johnny Unix
― Chimp Arsons, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 16:22 (nine years ago) link
it's funny how people think these things would not exist without one person. it is all so very Randian.
― GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 16:28 (nine years ago) link
Come up with the ten commandments, ignored (Moses)Become a hipster, sell stolen ideas, praised by media as Jesus of religion (Jesus)
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 16:30 (nine years ago) link
truly, Jesus, was the Jesus of Christianity
― Barry Gordy (Neil S), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 18:04 (nine years ago) link
the Jesus of Nazareth
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 18:34 (nine years ago) link
or at the very least, a Jesus of Nazareth
― Barry Gordy (Neil S), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 18:37 (nine years ago) link
nailed on
― intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 18:38 (nine years ago) link
now you're messin witha son of our lordnow you're messin with a son of our lord
― GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 19:07 (nine years ago) link
Love Hurts.
― pplains, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 20:10 (nine years ago) link
Without Dennis Ritchie we would have: We would all read in binary.
― slam dunk, Wednesday, 1 October 2014 01:19 (nine years ago) link
01010111 01101001 01110100 01101000 01101111 01110101 01110100 00100000 01000100 01100101 01101110 01101110 01101001 01110011 00100000 01010010 01101001 01110100 01100011 01101000 01101001 01100101 00100000 01110111 01100101 00100000 01110111 01101111 01110101 01101100 01100100 00100000 01101000 01100001 01110110 01100101 00111010 00100000 01010111 01100101 00100000 01110111 01101111 01110101 01101100 01100100 00100000 01100001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01110010 01100101 01100001 01100100 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 01:27 (nine years ago) link
Hey, those are the lyrics to one of my favorite Rush tunes
― Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 02:12 (nine years ago) link
What's that 2 doing in the middle of it?
― Mark G, Wednesday, 1 October 2014 06:51 (nine years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bx_HxHiIQAA5JgC.jpg
― goth colouring book (anagram), Thursday, 2 October 2014 09:00 (nine years ago) link
http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091207225140/p__/protagonist/images/7/78/Popeye.jpg
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 2 October 2014 13:14 (nine years ago) link
lots of words to say idgaf xp
― ⌘-B (mh), Thursday, 2 October 2014 13:15 (nine years ago) link
lol adam
― Nhex, Thursday, 2 October 2014 13:49 (nine years ago) link
I eats all me spinach wiv some fava beans and a nice chianti, uhgugugugug!
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 2 October 2014 14:05 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/p168x128/1383417_233595956797901_613342413_n.jpg?oh=9a1bbd99ba8b446236ec0f8dbf8d2605&oe=54B514F1&__gda__=1421728012_b16dc6df9f85f51e6fce5248ba6fc4bc
― ey mk II, Thursday, 2 October 2014 14:16 (nine years ago) link
anthony hopkins is this generation's bob marley
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 October 2014 14:29 (nine years ago) link
Jammin' Hopkins.
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 2 October 2014 15:44 (nine years ago) link
Am I the only one who thinks THIS:
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--KubESzhp--/a1cg94ik3xzd086cz1vm.jpg
Looks way tastier that THOSE
― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 2 October 2014 15:55 (nine years ago) link
beautiful
― ey mk II, Thursday, 2 October 2014 16:04 (nine years ago) link
Kowloon walled pizza
― pplains, Thursday, 2 October 2014 16:17 (nine years ago) link
wall-o-pizza
― DISMISSED AS CHANCE (NotEnough), Thursday, 2 October 2014 18:56 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10676301_609919235783218_1927850731451731116_n.jpg?oh=8162a89840ac54fd0e754b9641abd520&oe=54C5212E&__gda__=1421137394_55d401b17e33ea6286c8763cf6f3bb2f
― nickn, Thursday, 2 October 2014 20:20 (nine years ago) link
pillowmadeofarms.com
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 October 2014 20:28 (nine years ago) link
And for the Dawkins people...
https://scontent-b-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/997066_1575520956002390_5516753728685734841_n.jpg?oh=85af202ae980347256292e0082d49d64&oe=54CBADEB
― nickn, Thursday, 2 October 2014 20:43 (nine years ago) link
well they can fuck off back to skaro
― john wahey (NickB), Thursday, 2 October 2014 20:55 (nine years ago) link
nerd lol
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 October 2014 21:00 (nine years ago) link
ugheveryone is so hatefuli can't stand it anymore
― cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Thursday, 2 October 2014 21:07 (nine years ago) link
interesting take on FB in the New Yorker:
http://www.newyorker.com/books/joshua-rothman/facebooks-courtroom
esp like the bit about "gratitude challenges" masked as punishment beneath a veneer of positivity
― Darin, Thursday, 2 October 2014 21:15 (nine years ago) link
you used to speak the truth but now you're Dawkins
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Thursday, 2 October 2014 21:32 (nine years ago) link
I don't get the cake one at all. TBH my first attempt to make sense of it is that it's pro hetereo anal sex but anti-gay?
― ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Thursday, 2 October 2014 23:40 (nine years ago) link
I think it's actually a very straightforward and boring claim: I LOVE CHOCOLATE vs. OTHER KINDS OF CAKE
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 3 October 2014 00:33 (nine years ago) link
today's loud multicoloured cakes
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 3 October 2014 02:32 (nine years ago) link
no the cake is definitely anal sex
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 3 October 2014 06:51 (nine years ago) link
i like my anal sex like i like my cake
― outback bumfuc (electricsound), Friday, 3 October 2014 10:25 (nine years ago) link
With Cream?
― Mark G, Friday, 3 October 2014 10:31 (nine years ago) link
up the butt?
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 3 October 2014 10:41 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10647191_571171646320119_3169539069098656685_n.jpg?oh=e4ca051ae6467c224115466c83814cc0&oe=54CFB97E
― intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 3 October 2014 12:09 (nine years ago) link
― intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 3 October 2014 12:10 (nine years ago) link
blimey
― Barry Gordy (Neil S), Friday, 3 October 2014 12:17 (nine years ago) link
happens all the time
― Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Friday, 3 October 2014 12:18 (nine years ago) link
bag on head might need some explaining at passport control?
― john wahey (NickB), Friday, 3 October 2014 12:20 (nine years ago) link
immigration control should have a watch list of handsome 43 year-olds travelling to South Africa accompanied by 5 year old girls with bags over their heads
― Barry Gordy (Neil S), Friday, 3 October 2014 12:27 (nine years ago) link
No, the cute pic was a fake!
You know what paedos look like, right?
― Mark G, Friday, 3 October 2014 12:46 (nine years ago) link
I would think they're loading a shipping container with 5 year olds or something because there's no way it'd be cost effective to escort individuals to South Africa one at a time at a mere $2500.
― ⌘-B (mh), Friday, 3 October 2014 13:16 (nine years ago) link
guess i'll have to poke liam neeson.
― pplains, Friday, 3 October 2014 13:21 (nine years ago) link
But what if HE'S THE PAEDOPHILE!
(Liam, if you're reading, I don't think you're a paedophile)
― DISMISSED AS CHANCE (NotEnough), Friday, 3 October 2014 14:33 (nine years ago) link
$2500? Seems kind of high-risk/low-reward for kidnapping and sex trafficking.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 3 October 2014 14:37 (nine years ago) link
Would take some serious Ebay-like IT efficiency to initiate, conduct and complete a whole child sex trafficking e-auction in the few seconds between the time you "check in" at your child's school and the time you step foot off campus.
― Bnad, Friday, 3 October 2014 15:50 (nine years ago) link
<ins=:Bidnapper/Kidnapper joke>
― Mark G, Friday, 3 October 2014 15:51 (nine years ago) link
the bathos of facebook warning stories
― GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 3 October 2014 15:55 (nine years ago) link
Meanwhile, the mystery guy whose friend request you hurriedly accepted earlier this morning is texting 60 other grown men across the world with the caption "Caucasian female. Age 5. Brown hair, green eyes. 40 bucks."
― GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 3 October 2014 15:58 (nine years ago) link
OBO
― GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 3 October 2014 15:59 (nine years ago) link
I envision a dark future where child sex trafficking e-auctions are fully automated like stock trading and the dirty business of doing the actual abduction is handled by robot copter drones.
― Bnad, Friday, 3 October 2014 16:08 (nine years ago) link
Amazon.com's dark underbelly
― 💪😈⚠️ (DJP), Friday, 3 October 2014 16:10 (nine years ago) link
do American schools just let 6 year-old kids walk off with anybody at the end of the day?
― Chimp Arsons, Friday, 3 October 2014 16:26 (nine years ago) link
5 year-olds even
Yes, because the market demands it.
― Immediate Follower (NA), Friday, 3 October 2014 16:27 (nine years ago) link
gonna stop friending guys with cute profile pics just in case
― Chimp Arsons, Friday, 3 October 2014 16:28 (nine years ago) link
On a related note, some guy in the UK got jailed today for selling fake bomb detectors that could also allegedly be used to detect trafficked people thusly:
The instruction manuals that accompanied their products claimed the user’s static electricity would power the aerial to move if it detected the substance it was searching for. The device could supposedly track down missing people – including, it was claimed, Madeleine McCann – by simply putting a photo of the individual in the box
― john wahey (NickB), Friday, 3 October 2014 16:35 (nine years ago) link
£80m they made off this thing
actually this has got much more detail: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-29477894
― john wahey (NickB), Friday, 3 October 2014 16:42 (nine years ago) link
almost feel like it shdn't be a crime to make money off anybody stupid enough to buy one of those
― Chimp Arsons, Friday, 3 October 2014 16:47 (nine years ago) link
Egyptian government bought 1,000,000 of the things and they're using them to detect HIV and hepatitis :/
― john wahey (NickB), Friday, 3 October 2014 16:52 (nine years ago) link
― 💪😈⚠️ (DJP), Friday, 3 October 2014 16:56 (nine years ago) link
i remember the original TV reports from maybe 2 years back, that governments were buying these things was unbelievable then
― Chimp Arsons, Friday, 3 October 2014 16:57 (nine years ago) link
― Kiarostami bag (milo z)
picking up random kids from daycares all over the city, you could net 50k in a day. don't friend strangers!
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Friday, 3 October 2014 17:00 (nine years ago) link
― 💪😈⚠️ (DJP), Friday, October 3, 2014 11:56 AM (30 minutes ago) Bookmark
― cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Friday, 3 October 2014 17:27 (nine years ago) link
silver cyber platter
― kinder, Friday, 3 October 2014 18:03 (nine years ago) link
"Heh Heh heh, this naïve facebook idiot has unwittingly disclosed to me the location of a live child."
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Friday, 3 October 2014 18:36 (nine years ago) link
"Roosevelt Elementary School. Bingo."
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Friday, 3 October 2014 18:37 (nine years ago) link
"And all along, I've been looking for children at muffler repair joints and legal library stacks. What a fool I was... until now."
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 3 October 2014 18:40 (nine years ago) link
Half past three then? Ah, that's why nobody was there at half past seven...
― Mark G, Friday, 3 October 2014 19:48 (nine years ago) link
― Mark G, Friday, 3 October 2014 12:46 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
paedos of wigan got the look bang on:
He was described as white, in his late 50s, 6ft and slim, with short grey hair, stubble and yellow teeth. He was wearing a long black coat with stains on, bare legs from the knees down and grey shoes.
― NI, Saturday, 4 October 2014 02:39 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10616127_589217477853394_5195780565041098489_n.png?oh=2d0c2f1f08c180534fd4aababb95f38d&oe=54CBFD6E&__gda__=1420643542_0d3220c2fa78e9f58c872bb6c49e8f69
― intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 6 October 2014 12:33 (nine years ago) link
My cousin has posted that one.
― bippity bup at the hotel california (Phil D.), Monday, 6 October 2014 12:34 (nine years ago) link
SOMETIMES THE NICEST PEOPLE YOUMEET ARE COVERED IN MEMES &SOMETIMES THE MOST JUDGMENTAL PEOPLE YOU MEET POST ON ILX ON MONDAYS.
- FORKS THANG
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 October 2014 17:39 (nine years ago) link
lol @ FORKS THANG
― mattresslessness, Monday, 6 October 2014 17:56 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/Ay85suO.jpg
― global tetrahedron, Monday, 6 October 2014 22:59 (nine years ago) link
Miranda's
fewer
― polyphonic, Monday, 6 October 2014 22:59 (nine years ago) link
less of their what?
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Monday, 6 October 2014 23:00 (nine years ago) link
and not And
― mattresslessness, Monday, 6 October 2014 23:02 (nine years ago) link
and try using a period
― mattresslessness, Monday, 6 October 2014 23:03 (nine years ago) link
And don't get me started about that font!
― nickn, Monday, 6 October 2014 23:39 (nine years ago) link
OK, Vicar.
― Mark G, Monday, 6 October 2014 23:40 (nine years ago) link
It's Adam and Eve, not Kim and Kanye's!
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 7 October 2014 04:23 (nine years ago) link
i really dislike that picture.
― Nhex, Tuesday, 7 October 2014 06:11 (nine years ago) link
The world needs less mixed race couple'sAnd more white couple's
― intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 7 October 2014 08:34 (nine years ago) link
polyphonic doing good work
― GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 7 October 2014 19:14 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/1620550_814188421932064_1643979211_n.jpg?oh=35f6bb5d4f2d55e7768bfcc07ae4d1c8&oe=54AD6F86&__gda__=1422500962_0f1509338ab191eb558d82c158cdea47
hey guys, black people wear baggy clothing and also we're recaptioning someone else's cartoon.
― how's life, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 14:25 (nine years ago) link
I went back to see what the original was, figuring the Bizarro strip would've had a more twisted take:
http://www.flubu.com/comics/Bizarro-weightloss.gif
More twisted than I imagined.
― pplains, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 16:00 (nine years ago) link
Haha, see what I mean?
http://i.imgur.com/m3sGGyH.gif
― pplains, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 16:01 (nine years ago) link
You found it! I couldn't find it when I looked, but I did find a bunch of other Piraro strips focusing on baggy clothing. I guess that's something of a hobby horse for him.
So why the hell did they even recaption it?
― how's life, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 16:03 (nine years ago) link
More importantly, why is there a piece of blueberry pie on the pavement behind the old woman?
― bippity bup at the hotel california (Phil D.), Wednesday, 8 October 2014 16:05 (nine years ago) link
That's kind of his easter egg. Sometimes, it's an actual Easter egg.
― pplains, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 16:14 (nine years ago) link
Even more importantly, why is Dan Piraro hosting the Utopia reality show on Fox?
― nickn, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 16:59 (nine years ago) link
diversification?
― Aimless, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 17:01 (nine years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BzcEyGrIEAAIw6w.jpg
― ey mk II, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 17:49 (nine years ago) link
10 PRAY TO MECCA20 GOTO 10
― bippity bup at the hotel california (Phil D.), Wednesday, 8 October 2014 17:56 (nine years ago) link
Utterly. The Three Laws of Robotics would ensure my safety.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 17:57 (nine years ago) link
Lady Robot needs to be covered up.
― peace, joy, pancake (doo dah), Wednesday, 8 October 2014 18:03 (nine years ago) link
guessing if you programmed a robot with Islam you'd get Dawkins tbh
― Chimp Arsons, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 18:40 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/VkBalkt.jpg
― joygoat, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 19:59 (nine years ago) link
weed dude look alright
― Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Wednesday, 8 October 2014 20:29 (nine years ago) link
How did they misspell LSD on the last one?
― pplains, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 20:33 (nine years ago) link
seriously i am taking from that last one that i would be happier and better looking smoking weed
― marcos, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 20:47 (nine years ago) link
um i think that's the point?
― Chimp Arsons, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 20:48 (nine years ago) link
At a party, Bukowski asks two younger men if they have a cigarette for him to smoke. They reply that they are going to Malibu, and that they are high on marijuana. Bukowski looks down on the boys because they act in such an exclusive way, that since the old man does not smoke marijuana, he is not in their crowd. Bukowksi thinks of such exclusion as being part of a cult or religion, and he approves of neither. Similarly, the boys have copied the language of the hepcats of the 1920s and 30s, men who did much harder drugs than marijuana. Yet these boys disrespect their memories by taking their words and cheapening them to apply to a gentler, toothless drug.
― Chimp Arsons, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 20:53 (nine years ago) link
Sometimes you differentiate between Buk playing to gallery and doing his thing but can understand people with propensity for low self esteem/depression not digging marijuana at all. It never worked for me, just made me more depressed.
― xelab, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 21:18 (nine years ago) link
I wish I could play guitar and sing like Chico Buarque after smoking weed
― GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 9 October 2014 06:06 (nine years ago) link
that poor baby! i guess that's what iggy was warning us about in his song tv ewe
― john wahey (NickB), Thursday, 9 October 2014 06:46 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t31.0-8/1489608_10151827354361167_1075273709_o.jpg
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Friday, 10 October 2014 18:35 (nine years ago) link
did carl sagan deliberately dress in back turtlenecks so that he would look like a floating head should his image be superimposed on a space backdrop? surely the answer is yes.
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 10 October 2014 18:38 (nine years ago) link
xp Thanks, Obama!
― Aimless, Friday, 10 October 2014 18:49 (nine years ago) link
Sagan looks more like manservant hecubus than he looks like himself there
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Friday, 10 October 2014 18:53 (nine years ago) link
That Carl Sagan quote is tl;dr
― goth colouring book (anagram), Friday, 10 October 2014 19:32 (nine years ago) link
it's about dumbing down or something
― john wahey (NickB), Friday, 10 October 2014 19:46 (nine years ago) link
he wore maroon turtlenecks.
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Friday, 10 October 2014 20:07 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-b-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/408537_10150643582946647_721212104_n.jpg
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 11 October 2014 11:09 (nine years ago) link
ok i don't know how to do this i guess
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 11 October 2014 11:10 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-b-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/408537_10150643582946647_721212104_n.jpg?oh=77e64575e6993c9b02b2ed0a8e52d03f&oe=54BC8673
sorry, i'm pro-bullying
― flatizza (harbl), Saturday, 11 October 2014 12:42 (nine years ago) link
if you're *part of* that 1% with a heart.
― intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 11 October 2014 12:52 (nine years ago) link
unless there are only like 100 people in the world. (note to self- check this)
on the other hand, if you do have accurate knowledge of someone's suffering, torment away
― j., Saturday, 11 October 2014 13:11 (nine years ago) link
I really should stop making fun of boys for crying, but it feels so RIGHT
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 11 October 2014 15:36 (nine years ago) link
I told you motherfuckers my punches do DAMAGE.
― Three Word Username, Saturday, 11 October 2014 15:41 (nine years ago) link
it's ok to call people fat if they're not doing anything about it btw.
also we do this particular macro once every month or so.
― Chimp Arsons, Saturday, 11 October 2014 15:41 (nine years ago) link
I do like the idea of that being a warning about your psyche affecting superpowers"1% of you control people's brainwaves with your mutant abilities. Repost if you're team xavier"
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 11 October 2014 15:43 (nine years ago) link
i resent the implication that i only punched one boy in the hall
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 11 October 2014 16:36 (nine years ago) link
Fails to distinguish between bullying that falls inside and bullying which falls outside of the acceptability window imho
― cardamon, Sunday, 12 October 2014 00:15 (nine years ago) link
Fair play to the many people no doubt circulating that in sincerity, it's just that the attitude of total empathy it sets up as ideal is impossible. You're probably going to punch a boy in the hall at some point, and you'll probably feel like it's exactly what he deserves, it's punching the same boy over and over again that's the problem
― cardamon, Sunday, 12 October 2014 00:17 (nine years ago) link
Everyone should be punched at least once or twice
― Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Sunday, 12 October 2014 01:01 (nine years ago) link
No.
― Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Sunday, 12 October 2014 01:14 (nine years ago) link
moodles advocates tough love, with the love part omitted
― Aimless, Sunday, 12 October 2014 01:16 (nine years ago) link
That 1% with a heart of cold stone.
― Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Sunday, 12 October 2014 02:11 (nine years ago) link
You're probably going to punch a boy in the hall at some point
Addendum - if you are a child or teenager. If still doing this post 18 that is also a problem but I figured the image macro was aimed at teenagers
― cardamon, Sunday, 12 October 2014 14:22 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10665059_10152379437273716_1990867712206098764_n.jpg?oh=75772361c841b6bc23f39f48c98a12ee&oe=54B0E255
― flatizza (harbl), Sunday, 12 October 2014 15:01 (nine years ago) link
sweat pants aren't the best receptacle for coffee IMO
― Barry Gordy (Neil S), Sunday, 12 October 2014 15:10 (nine years ago) link
https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRYMUauvpagraFt4K91LLKM8NNNnKkesGCCYY4v0EerYhbrxS2sjg
― soref, Sunday, 12 October 2014 15:20 (nine years ago) link
lol neil
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Sunday, 12 October 2014 15:30 (nine years ago) link
Here's my favorite this week
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10606297_10152779551444769_7500293734707586730_n.jpg?oh=90a35845823f358a2c78644e01d96b04&oe=54C89BFB&__gda__=1422124367_df8dfd755823a2a45ed67baf6555ff3d
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Sunday, 12 October 2014 15:32 (nine years ago) link
Does not help those of us with big god problems
― GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 12 October 2014 15:43 (nine years ago) link
xpost can't wait to see how that works out
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 12 October 2014 15:43 (nine years ago) link
'Sippin coffee in sweatpants' to tune of 'walking in Memphis'
― GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 12 October 2014 15:47 (nine years ago) link
Maybe turn on a heater in the living room.
― nickn, Sunday, 12 October 2014 18:39 (nine years ago) link
Heyyy heater you sexy thang!
― Mark G, Sunday, 12 October 2014 18:48 (nine years ago) link
nice double clutch sweatpants lady
― cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Monday, 13 October 2014 14:42 (nine years ago) link
I've never figured out what "go out and party" really means. Does it mean you're just going to the bar for drinks, or what? Maybe my life has been some sort of never-ending party and I'm just immune to it.
― ⌘-B (mh), Monday, 13 October 2014 14:49 (nine years ago) link
it means "not sit like a slob on the couch" iirc
― cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Monday, 13 October 2014 14:52 (nine years ago) link
involves donkey games iirc
― j., Monday, 13 October 2014 14:54 (nine years ago) link
never-ending variations of "do you party?"
― ⌘-B (mh), Monday, 13 October 2014 14:55 (nine years ago) link
http://31.media.tumblr.com/eb0410dbbaa6cd2a5737560d1ebcfe3c/tumblr_mmt3ib2wQ11sr1weyo1_500.gif
― bippity bup at the hotel california (Phil D.), Monday, 13 October 2014 14:57 (nine years ago) link
i always assume partying involves recreational drugs or at the very least excessive drinkingstraight edgers always wanna go out and dance, everybody else "parties"
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 October 2014 15:28 (nine years ago) link
I have no idea what "partying" is but I'm certain I want no part of it.
― Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Monday, 13 October 2014 15:47 (nine years ago) link
jokes on you, it's drinking coffee and reading comic books
― ⌘-B (mh), Monday, 13 October 2014 15:53 (nine years ago) link
LAN party
― Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Monday, 13 October 2014 16:29 (nine years ago) link
― Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Monday, 13 October 2014 17:07 (nine years ago) link
hey! there's coffee in sweatpants in the conference room, guys!
― Aimless, Monday, 13 October 2014 17:49 (nine years ago) link
http://cdn1.thefamouspeople.com/profiles/images/kofi-annan.jpg
http://media.thecrimson.com.s3-website-us-east-1.amazonaws.com/photos/2014/09/23/141323_1298860.jpg
― Three Word Username, Monday, 13 October 2014 18:20 (nine years ago) link
xpCheck out the coffee in sweatpants on that one.
― nickn, Monday, 13 October 2014 18:21 (nine years ago) link
http://cnt.winkal.com/51775588e4b09abbc6d8ca35/XCpF_700.jpg
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Monday, 13 October 2014 21:42 (nine years ago) link
Wile E. Coyote got bitter in his old age i see
― Chimp Arsons, Monday, 13 October 2014 21:48 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/1601139_10154788076970393_4372049898642119452_n.jpg?oh=633f2c59f031e41247204009d43a6597&oe=54BFA48A&__gda__=1420728637_79232dfc05575b42e833b06bd8d376d0
― Van Horn Street, Friday, 17 October 2014 04:01 (nine years ago) link
wtf does that even mean
― Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Friday, 17 October 2014 04:05 (nine years ago) link
Cameramen get a lot of money
― Mark G, Friday, 17 October 2014 06:34 (nine years ago) link
it's fine, no one dies now.
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 18 October 2014 05:11 (nine years ago) link
Vaguely phallic nature of weaponry in the first two pictures has culminated in an outright dildo in the third
― intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 18 October 2014 10:25 (nine years ago) link
Sometimes your deadline sneaks up on you and all you've been doing is copying guns from 'An Illustrated History of Weapons'. It takes talent to turn that into something as thought provoking as this.
― Spaceport Leuchars (dowd), Monday, 20 October 2014 06:53 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10734180_703500273059333_7701617081861551545_n.jpg?oh=aecae3be5a11e26b5daf6d641ed2f3b1&oe=54F774A4&__gda__=1420520220_5d219ce75f94b34ccd4c34f46aeeec0d
― Jeff, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 12:31 (nine years ago) link
Psychic lost property office worker?
― Barry Gordy (Neil S), Tuesday, 21 October 2014 12:33 (nine years ago) link
Someone's going to make my legs grow back?
― bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 12:36 (nine years ago) link
this has been making the rounds among my religious cousins. it is so very bad:
https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10152753344339769
― global tetrahedron, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 16:24 (nine years ago) link
how does the average person spend 4 years of their life looking at a cellphone when cellphones have been ubiquitous for less than 20 years?
― Chimp Arsons, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 16:29 (nine years ago) link
@bishopjakes:: Christian version of a horoscope.
― Aimless, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 18:31 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10649717_563656323766373_478388983561290024_n.png?oh=83c5adc313898b363a3eada20b998b85&oe=54F0C930&__gda__=1421439353_bbdf7e4b347a35914af68b9fcd890849
― Barry Gordy (Neil S), Wednesday, 22 October 2014 21:33 (nine years ago) link
But that's not a single factor, it's two factors.
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 22 October 2014 21:41 (nine years ago) link
what about being a white male?
― Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Wednesday, 22 October 2014 21:42 (nine years ago) link
"Ain't nothin' to it but to do it" - Ronnie Coleman
― Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Wednesday, 22 October 2014 21:42 (nine years ago) link
Who the fuck is Brian Tracy?
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 22 October 2014 21:57 (nine years ago) link
canadian tony robbins dickbag
― I can't make my waterface turn into a *fart* (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 22 October 2014 22:04 (nine years ago) link
I guess he'd have tell everyone that, though, to pump them up after taking their money
― I can't make my waterface turn into a *fart* (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 22 October 2014 22:05 (nine years ago) link
http://i58.tinypic.com/2j4937b.jpg
― sleepingbag, Friday, 24 October 2014 17:16 (nine years ago) link
that's great
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 24 October 2014 17:17 (nine years ago) link
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Friday, 24 October 2014 17:18 (nine years ago) link
Poor guy, spent all day shooting that Joe Satriani cover and really had just had enough.
― bippity bup at the hotel california (Phil D.), Friday, 24 October 2014 17:18 (nine years ago) link
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BzrSN2UIEAAoEE6.jpg
― john wahey (NickB), Friday, 24 October 2014 17:23 (nine years ago) link
see that'd be cute without the nonsense attached to it
― Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Friday, 24 October 2014 17:37 (nine years ago) link
Started smoking potThought things sounded better slow -Lou Barlow
― how's life, Friday, 24 October 2014 17:50 (nine years ago) link
yeah small child walking down the street, i hate my day job too
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 24 October 2014 17:55 (nine years ago) link
Better if it was attributed to Kurt Barlow than Lou Barlow, imo.
― carl agatha, Friday, 24 October 2014 19:40 (nine years ago) link
http://ww2.kqed.org/arts/2014/10/23/berkeley-resident-petitions-authorities-to-punish-park-vandal/
why do people keep posting on my facebook about how much they hate that artist?
people get super angry about such interesting things.
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Saturday, 25 October 2014 01:20 (nine years ago) link
fuck this bullshit:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B1BGyc7CUAETq5C.jpg
― bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 13:41 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/521515_421170217906073_1752098328_n.jpg?oh=5749d3943086e93c233d763e608099be&oe=54F1F685&__gda__=1423967316_7bc822a3dc51195e7089c7066469b2dc
― how's life, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 13:42 (nine years ago) link
YOU CAN'T BEA SMALL TOWN DUDEWITH A BIGCITY ATTITUDE
― intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 14:03 (nine years ago) link
YOU CAN'T BEA SMALL DOGWITHOUT AOH, WHATEVER!
― Mark G, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 14:07 (nine years ago) link
Has this been posted before?
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/v/t1.0-9/s480x480/1379358_609681209092012_924970956_n.jpg?oh=9bf5883bbbdfa340982265ab8a9849f6&oe=54AB07F0&__gda__=1420525723_5949620995cd9771ac0b9450d635638b
"just punch the bigger kids back! what could happen???"
― Abstinence Hawk (frogbs), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 14:11 (nine years ago) link
misuse of puffin meme imo
― Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 14:13 (nine years ago) link
y'see that's why kids at school should be armed: It's a leveler.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 14:14 (nine years ago) link
be the bigger bully
― Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 14:29 (nine years ago) link
be the bully you want to see
― Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 18:13 (nine years ago) link
Hint: passing bylaws against bullying doesn't prevent anyone from teaching kids to stand up for themselves. nor do they create victims. also, pink shirts don't create victims, but bullies do. and furthermore, you suck.
― Aimless, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 18:18 (nine years ago) link
why do i have this thread bookmarked when I don't even have a facebook account?i'm a masochist
― Nhex, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 18:49 (nine years ago) link
Because if you did, you'd see all this stuff anyway.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 21:21 (nine years ago) link
Minimum wage work ethic? Does that just mean, like, thinking there should be a minimum wage?
― cardamon, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 23:22 (nine years ago) link
Most minimum wage jobs are physical labor and plenty of it, and if your boss doesn't think you're working hard enough, you get fired. So, a minimum wage work ethic is a pretty high bar, ime.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 29 October 2014 01:33 (nine years ago) link
pretty much means you toil all day and have no energy left for anything else
― ⌘-B (mh), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 13:16 (nine years ago) link
_____________ shared Yes We Coupon's photo.
https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10649785_686494104772113_1554874073574855939_n.jpg?oh=ed9a1deaa9f0fa0bf622b75f5955efbe&oe=54F89A32
― how's life, Wednesday, 29 October 2014 17:32 (nine years ago) link
I am Barack Obama and I approve this macro.
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Thursday, 30 October 2014 01:29 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10644864_624112687711122_7187974060021534085_n.jpg?oh=a51f57f5098b5764455fbf45328c75e8&oe=54AFC7F7&__gda__=1424166479_e606c7aa52eac27853d797214d93c9ff
― how's life, Thursday, 30 October 2014 13:21 (nine years ago) link
'Wah wah wah woe gentle tears wah'- Lou Barlow
― smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Thursday, 30 October 2014 13:39 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-b-vie.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10313004_10152451191672264_3145778714746998141_n.jpg?oh=ef2ffa60ac8a7f17b2507c927ac9dd89&oe=54DD52E1
― goth colouring book (anagram), Friday, 31 October 2014 08:40 (nine years ago) link
to push us off a wall
― DISMISSED AS CHANCE (NotEnough), Friday, 31 October 2014 08:47 (nine years ago) link
crossing yr path to inquire why you are walking on this wall & give you a ticket for being unruly & tell you there is a perfectly good path right next to u wtf
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 31 October 2014 23:37 (nine years ago) link
http://www.tickld.com/cdn_image_article/a_1005_20141029125515.jpg
― flatizza (harbl), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 01:47 (nine years ago) link
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-to6lpOvY61U/TleKJX2I8NI/AAAAAAAAA4E/g8LivD60WOo/s1600/SocVsCap.JPG
― mary nobody (soref), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 02:38 (nine years ago) link
http://www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article9834565.ece/alternates/w620/rurik_jutting-v3.jpg
Hong Kong, 2014
― imago, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 02:43 (nine years ago) link
just suggesting 'you have a banana and a rubber duck' as an alternative if people get sick of 'you have two cows'
― mary nobody (soref), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 02:52 (nine years ago) link
or 'you have a banana, I have a kalashnikov'
― mary nobody (soref), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 02:53 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-b-pao.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/528747_10151073213579674_1431739422_n.jpg?oh=570794eabe1bd983f5de323e7a7921a2&oe=54D83952
― nickn, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 07:21 (nine years ago) link
Or terrifying.
― nickn, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 07:22 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/s851x315/10421582_847740208604095_3550023834415426694_n.jpg?oh=69bd3376a66913dca1b90a3abaf94dba&oe=54DD6731&__gda__=1425074647_3030431d21c7d4e5a6f0068b2c1d3f84
― mh, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 17:12 (nine years ago) link
I want the entire different kinds of capitalism thing on a t-shirt
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 17:20 (nine years ago) link
They really missed a golden opportunity:
RUSSIAN CAPITALISM:Cows sell you!
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 17:46 (nine years ago) link
Capitalism Ranking
― intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 17:53 (nine years ago) link
http://cdn.webfail.com/upl/img/709158398e2/post2.jpg
― anonanon, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 18:14 (nine years ago) link
no-one is ever going to read that
― kinder, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 18:16 (nine years ago) link
*dies*
― Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 18:17 (nine years ago) link
Damn, that wins the thread.
I just came here to post this:
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10420035_10152321364222294_2014720464759405616_n.jpg?oh=4a5d560a799d9a1dfd5bf68121ac4908&oe=54EE9A91&__gda__=1423908292_3e3735733ca48858718e589526c20848
― how's life, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 18:20 (nine years ago) link
she gives him the occasional BJ/he occasionally lets her play a video game with him
reciprocation
― anonanon, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 18:21 (nine years ago) link
a lot of the perfect relationship appears to be predicated on disliking everyone else
― Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 18:31 (nine years ago) link
HENLEY: Well, yeah.
― Echosmith & the Bunnysmith Men (Phil D.), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 18:32 (nine years ago) link
sounds like a perfect relationship as conceived by a #moderatenonmysoginisticgamergater
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 19:09 (nine years ago) link
lol @ "OR OCCASIONALLY GOING OUTSIDE"
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 19:10 (nine years ago) link
gotta go outside if you wanna eat together at restaurants that have a cool atmosphere
― anonanon, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 19:13 (nine years ago) link
the perfect relationshipinsufferable yelpers
― mattresslessness, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 19:17 (nine years ago) link
the perfect relationshipmarket for SSRIs
― mattresslessness, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 19:19 (nine years ago) link
Ma cave amour
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 19:20 (nine years ago) link
THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP
COMPLETELY CODEPENDENTHATE EVERYONE ELSENO OTHER FRIENDSLITERALLY NOTHING ELSE GOING ONEVERANY MOMENT SPENT APART IS POINTLESS BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE IS AWFUL AND YOU HATE THEM"WHY ARE YOU NOT MY LOVER OR AS GOOD AT BEING THE ONLY PERSON I DON'T HATE AS MY LOVER" YOU SAYYOU SPEND THOUSANDS ON YOUR WEDDING AND DON'T INVITE ANYONENO ONE ELSE SHOULD EXISTYOU BOTH BECOME STUCK IN A ROUTINE YOU CAN'T GET OUT OFIT IS SO HARD TO LIVEIT IS SO HARD TO GO OUTSIDEYOU SOMETIMES WONDER WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR LIFE BEFORE THISWHAT WAS THERETHERE WAS JOY??YOU THINK MAYBE THERE WAS JOY WAS IT THERE?WHERE DID IT COME FROMIT WAS DIFFERENT YOU FEEL IT WASN'T LIKE THISYOU WANT TO TRY THAT AGAINTHOSE PEOPLE YOU KNEW ARE ALL A TRAIN AWAYWILL IT FEEL DIFFERENT AGAIN WILL IT FEEL NEW AGAINWHERE SHOULD WE GO FOR DINNERLET'S JUST GET DELIVERY
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 20:31 (nine years ago) link
*slow clap*
― Nhex, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 21:04 (nine years ago) link
YOU SPEND THOUSANDS ON YOUR WEDDING AND DON'T INVITE ANYONE
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 21:08 (nine years ago) link
He tells her about how "annoying" his friends areShe tells him how "annoying" her friends areThey laugh togetherThen they have amazing sex
― badg, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 21:15 (nine years ago) link
SHE WILL NEVER LEAVE MEHER ENORMOUS ARMS WILL CRADLE ME AS I REMAIN CURLED IN THE FETAL POSITIONEXCEPT WHEN SHE OCCASIONALLY SURPRISES ME WITH BLOWJOBS
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 21:20 (nine years ago) link
sounds like the missing verses to Radiohead's "Fitter Happier"
― Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 22:15 (nine years ago) link
mm. Somebody check.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 23:25 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/1453467_631632143611927_2350873948422751559_n.jpg?oh=d9e52ba4fdaf1ee1aa6ecbdfdb3dff0a&oe=54D780A7
Sometimes burning bridges means what the idiom is meant to convey to begin with.
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 6 November 2014 18:17 (nine years ago) link
sounds like someone is a little bridge over the river KRAY
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Thursday, 6 November 2014 18:19 (nine years ago) link
IT ENSURES NO ONE ELSE CAN GO THERE EITHER
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Thursday, 6 November 2014 18:30 (nine years ago) link
http://31.media.tumblr.com/d462094da4401862dd656c80a31e019e/tumblr_ne8fmh3Tkz1rutp1jo1_1280.jpg
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 7 November 2014 22:00 (nine years ago) link
In composing this meme I have drawn heavily on the work of dr caldwell esselstyn and the groundbreaking research of the team at...
― chinavision!, Friday, 7 November 2014 22:07 (nine years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0gJ9StCYAA7hQe.jpg
― ey mk II, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 09:11 (nine years ago) link
how about they observe the poetry of get fucked
― i've got my own post to do (electricsound), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 09:15 (nine years ago) link
Why play with yr phone when you can crepe out the person next to you by staring into their eyes?
― Mark G, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 09:31 (nine years ago) link
The phrase 'an old-fashioned look', comes from the days before mobile phones when people just used to look at each other.
― joni mitchell jarre (dog latin), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 10:26 (nine years ago) link
remember the 80's when people used to observe the poetry of life
― Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 15:00 (nine years ago) link
Jitter bug..
― Mark G, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 15:01 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10170715_10152142852898246_5912253621820551889_n.jpg?oh=d94dcbbfce59d3c3213b4030069c3ea2&oe=54E6AE9E&__gda__=1423137672_2c89597691d61171d5cdaefdb6e4e421
― scott seward, Thursday, 13 November 2014 17:36 (nine years ago) link
free mumia earth
― intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 13 November 2014 17:47 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-b-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10690009_768739953199500_1471884784176898462_n.jpg?oh=eef118cffbf53b849f34a8a34d81e61f&oe=54EA4810
― Fairly peng (wins), Thursday, 13 November 2014 19:29 (nine years ago) link
dyabetyc lyfe yall
― So beautiful cow (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 13 November 2014 19:31 (nine years ago) link
My brother has had Type I diabetes since 1966. It's no bed of roses, especially when you get old and the complications and side effects of a lifetime of insulin dependence start to pile up. But I think he'd cringe at that FB meme. Too self-pitying.
― oh no! must be the season of the rich (Aimless), Thursday, 13 November 2014 20:04 (nine years ago) link
oh i'm not scoffing at diabetes; had a friend just go through a thing where a blister he didn't notice cuz of diabetic nerve damage got infected, then the bone got infected and he almost lost some toes... then the blood thinner and antibiotics he was on to keep him from losing the toes led to him throwing a clot and having a severe stroke, laid him out for better part of a year. that shit is evil.
― So beautiful cow (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 13 November 2014 20:14 (nine years ago) link
Oh my god that's dreadful.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 13 November 2014 20:20 (nine years ago) link
oh yeah I'm not keen on diabetes either ftr, just wondering why scott seward is such a jerk along with the rest of you
― Fairly peng (wins), Thursday, 13 November 2014 20:20 (nine years ago) link
i love diabetes
― i give up (La Lechera), Thursday, 13 November 2014 20:23 (nine years ago) link
― mattresslessness, Thursday, 13 November 2014 20:23 (nine years ago) link
A lot of facebook macros elevate self-pity to a virtue.
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Thursday, 13 November 2014 20:32 (nine years ago) link
Oh my god that's dreadful greatful.
― carl agatha, Thursday, November 13, 2014 3:20 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 13 November 2014 21:08 (nine years ago) link
F F S
http://i.imgur.com/1GB7fSQ.png
― pplains, Friday, 14 November 2014 20:28 (nine years ago) link
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 14 November 2014 20:58 (nine years ago) link
it screeches and jibbers, dances back and forth from one foot to the other, and repeatedly slaps itself on the head alternating hands?
― oh no! must be the season of the rich (Aimless), Friday, 14 November 2014 21:03 (nine years ago) link
blue sky is the chimpanzee yankee hotel foxtrot
― So beautiful cow (forksclovetofu), Friday, 14 November 2014 21:07 (nine years ago) link
the kim kardashian pic on a keurig coffeemaker thing ...
― sarahell, Friday, 14 November 2014 21:09 (nine years ago) link
this made me lose it.
― pplains, Friday, 14 November 2014 22:28 (nine years ago) link
This is a blue sky, it'll change your life
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Friday, 14 November 2014 22:28 (nine years ago) link
The ass on the coffee maker, the ass on a plate served for Thanksgiving, this girl poops while twerking, cheerleader uniform malfunctions you won't believe!, and on and on. Here you go, women's bodies, or rather, body PARTS, literally disembodied and SERVED ON A PLATTER.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Friday, 14 November 2014 22:36 (nine years ago) link
^^^ amazing how much this just maps onto, alternately, YM and Maxim page-filler from the late 90s, good to know that body-shaming, anxiety and dismemberment are alive and well on the internet
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 14 November 2014 23:57 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/1488243_10152070443370169_1566251660_n.jpg?oh=2695cad532d8a88cba318cc722efa500&oe=55132C9F&__gda__=1428039744_2d8bb7ec8b54df3a7d5ff4a3f35e275b
― holla back for a dope nakh (how's life), Sunday, 16 November 2014 21:07 (nine years ago) link
http://images1.tickld.com/live/articles/a_1031_20141112144636.jpg
― a total laugh package (s.clover), Sunday, 16 November 2014 21:08 (nine years ago) link
SHIT IT'S COLD!!The End
I appreciate the economy here
― Nhex, Sunday, 16 November 2014 21:47 (nine years ago) link
WELL THAT CLEARS UP ALL MY WORRIES THANK FUCK
― Stim McRaw (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 16 November 2014 23:37 (nine years ago) link
FUCK SAYS DON'T MENTION IT!
― Mark G, Monday, 17 November 2014 07:37 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-b-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10463014_924713747544947_4916198508875529954_n.jpg?oh=be171cae2ba2656e453dc28169e1fae6&oe=55137FDD
― Frobisher, Wednesday, 19 November 2014 17:04 (nine years ago) link
What if you want a cherry flavoured yoghurt?
― Mark G, Wednesday, 19 November 2014 17:06 (nine years ago) link
Give cherry flavored yoga hurt
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 19 November 2014 17:08 (nine years ago) link
We could do a whole separate thread on macros that make use of Spiritual Native Americans
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 19 November 2014 17:11 (nine years ago) link
and it would go on forever, like this thread.
― Frobisher, Wednesday, 19 November 2014 17:14 (nine years ago) link
"I want to be a wolf."
― pplains, Wednesday, 19 November 2014 17:21 (nine years ago) link
be the wolf that you wish to see in the world
― anonanon, Wednesday, 19 November 2014 18:16 (nine years ago) link
in the world in the lake
― So beautiful cow (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 19 November 2014 18:22 (nine years ago) link
Courtney Love and Marilyn Manson / You're all fakes, run to your mansions / Come around, we'll kick your asses
you got the wolf pack in you
― a total laugh package (s.clover), Wednesday, 19 November 2014 18:24 (nine years ago) link
http://33.media.tumblr.com/77d0283d0ff7db6432b2854fab26191e/tumblr_nd37eeF2aG1sp4upwo2_500.jpg
i might just follow too many teenagers on tumblr but it seems like saying that you hate most people is socially acceptable to say now.
― slam dunk, Wednesday, 19 November 2014 21:01 (nine years ago) link
social media blowback?
― Nhex, Wednesday, 19 November 2014 21:17 (nine years ago) link
bad mexican food and judd apatow movies have poisoned our souls
― So beautiful cow (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 19 November 2014 21:32 (nine years ago) link
stealth brags as *comedy*
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 19 November 2014 21:40 (nine years ago) link
socially acceptable now???
maybe the smug superiority in pretending not to is a new wrinkle nah come on what am i saying?
― Stim McRaw (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 19 November 2014 22:04 (nine years ago) link
eh. a lack of like =/= presence of hate
― oh no! must be the season of the rich (Aimless), Wednesday, 19 November 2014 22:34 (nine years ago) link
I was just thinking "Oh, out of all of my FIVE HUNDRED FRIENDS I only really like SEVEN OF THEM"
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 19 November 2014 22:38 (nine years ago) link
*sips from Chipotle cup* seems about right
― jenny holzer, ilxor (mh), Wednesday, 19 November 2014 22:40 (nine years ago) link
i feel like he is commanding me to only like 1.4% of people
― flatizza (harbl), Thursday, 20 November 2014 02:51 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10734134_754703221251887_1100031600527409877_n.jpg?oh=03ca1aca0e18f1e65a099b2df92b38c1&oe=54E0FD30
― nickn, Sunday, 23 November 2014 07:50 (nine years ago) link
Works particularly well with children, I hear.
― emil.y, Sunday, 23 November 2014 13:58 (nine years ago) link
http://media.johnny-depp.org/2009/11/tat_win.jpg
― Face facts poptimism hacks, your a scam. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 23 November 2014 14:11 (nine years ago) link
if u love winona ryder but then fall in love with doom metal, u must choose doom metal 1 like = 1 death in solitude
― Øystein, Sunday, 23 November 2014 14:54 (nine years ago) link
Johnny Depp? They should call him Johnny Deep!
― nickn, Monday, 24 November 2014 06:41 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/14384_10152142460014229_8608285192613864780_n.jpg
― Ratt in Mi Kitchen (Neil S), Tuesday, 25 November 2014 14:03 (nine years ago) link
meh
― Ratt in Mi Kitchen (Neil S), Tuesday, 25 November 2014 14:04 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10791_1006437446039918_3965059671582823198_n.jpg?oh=6518b6f4ebb58759ebe8a99228dba85b&oe=55058972
hooboy
― put your money where the maracas are (how's life), Saturday, 29 November 2014 16:10 (nine years ago) link
cigar smoking aliens outrage me
― Vic Perry, Saturday, 29 November 2014 17:04 (nine years ago) link
Somebody should tell Alan Greenspan that you're not supposed to inhale cigar smoke.
― moneyma$e, Saturday, 29 November 2014 17:30 (nine years ago) link
Janet Yellen needs to boost her Q rating. I suggest cigars.
― oh no! must be the season of the rich (Aimless), Saturday, 29 November 2014 17:33 (nine years ago) link
fed image is by david dees, who is actually crazyhttp://www.deesillustration.com/artwork.asp?cat=satire
― abanana, Sunday, 30 November 2014 02:48 (nine years ago) link
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-4xEjOrNdRjg/ULUnvTLmdeI/AAAAAAAA_Ak/if7HUexiQHo/s1600/Politics+1621.jpg
why... why were you naked
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Monday, 1 December 2014 02:46 (nine years ago) link
questions only non-liberals ask
― Face facts poptimism hacks, your a scam. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 1 December 2014 02:49 (nine years ago) link
Sorry, were we supposed to shout "Parklife" there?
― Mark G, Monday, 1 December 2014 11:33 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/8ENLzYr.jpg
― gr8080, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 15:57 (nine years ago) link
Thought that was from Pepsi for a second.
― pplains, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 16:32 (nine years ago) link
didn't realize it wasn't pepsi until that post
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 20:44 (nine years ago) link
it was all i wanted.
― languagelessness (mattresslessness), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 20:50 (nine years ago) link
Recipes, Decorating Ideas and Craft
― intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 4 December 2014 00:18 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/9EnbJbt.jpg
― pplains, Thursday, 4 December 2014 14:34 (nine years ago) link
wow. that's so sad.
― Hello, my name is Dark Chocolate Cookie (dog latin), Thursday, 4 December 2014 14:36 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8MO7fkZc5o
discovertheforest
― anonanon, Thursday, 4 December 2014 15:55 (nine years ago) link
*weeps that we have supermarkets and no longer live in the forest*
― 18th Century Celebrity WS of Shame (Hurting 2), Thursday, 4 December 2014 15:57 (nine years ago) link
native plants and animals shd sort their branding out
― poptimisty mounting pop (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 4 December 2014 22:04 (nine years ago) link
how many children native to their region can the average american forest animal recognise eh? zero i bet
― sosmix klopp (NickB), Thursday, 4 December 2014 22:17 (nine years ago) link
and they don't watch any tv at all
― sosmix klopp (NickB), Thursday, 4 December 2014 22:18 (nine years ago) link
toying with the idea of a "children and the local animals who hate them" thread but i'm tired and listless
― poptimisty mounting pop (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 4 December 2014 22:19 (nine years ago) link
YES:
https://www.facebook.com/clickhole/photos_stream
― Evan, Thursday, 4 December 2014 22:49 (nine years ago) link
seagulls round here don't hate children exactly, but i don't think they'd feel any particular compunction about eating one a smallish one alive were they to be given half a chance xp
― sosmix klopp (NickB), Thursday, 4 December 2014 22:53 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/p480x480/10690050_10152884336895505_4438826475277435310_n.jpg?oh=9f5add6788dc51adcf31b25d7c3dc449&oe=54FE95AA&__gda__=1426161169_4223d9ab4f7fe3af625ae039a7c08ca8
But we don't do furniture, apparently.
― rising stones cross (anagram), Friday, 5 December 2014 10:39 (nine years ago) link
we do lamp
― poxy fülvous (abanana), Friday, 5 December 2014 11:20 (nine years ago) link
We do family love
― Hello, my name is Dark Chocolate Cookie (dog latin), Friday, 5 December 2014 11:36 (nine years ago) link
reminds me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T58D467HagM
― Hello, my name is Dark Chocolate Cookie (dog latin), Friday, 5 December 2014 11:37 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/v/t1.0-9/59145_609557085755318_1196684850_n.jpg?oh=446c659f35a9fafaf9ead75d77886c6b&oe=5505E456&__gda__=1427409432_93b8ade6be58e134be293578f8062789
― intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 5 December 2014 20:55 (nine years ago) link
Did you exist at some point? So did other things! However, some things didn't exist. <3
― Evan, Friday, 5 December 2014 21:01 (nine years ago) link
You know you're a 20th century kid if...
― jmm, Friday, 5 December 2014 21:04 (nine years ago) link
HUMAN BEINGS THAT ARE ALIVE. WE ARE THE LAST GENERATION THAT IS ALIVE.
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 5 December 2014 21:10 (nine years ago) link
cool that they were the first generation to play video games from atari to nintendo but didn't have computers
― intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 5 December 2014 21:11 (nine years ago) link
i had a ZX81 and a Spectrum so fuck those liars
― poptimisty mounting pop (Noodle Vague), Friday, 5 December 2014 22:02 (nine years ago) link
that's a UK versus USA thing, imo, computer adoption patterns were a lot different than console adoption patterns
― valleys of your mind (mh), Friday, 5 December 2014 22:18 (nine years ago) link
we learned how to program the vcr before the people who never had vcrs
― sosmix klopp (NickB), Friday, 5 December 2014 22:23 (nine years ago) link
Anyone who was born in the 50's, 60's, 70's, or 80's... we are the last generation who would kick a ZX Spectrum in the street.
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 6 December 2014 16:04 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/1501743_856937424358623_500392046049445903_n.jpg?oh=47d9415a7751d491a8f73d4694d36124&oe=550EA5F8
― cardamon, Saturday, 6 December 2014 18:21 (nine years ago) link
You burn (I burn)I drink (Me too)My vagIs growin' tentacles toniiiight
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 6 December 2014 18:30 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/6iQI4fp.png
― example (crüt), Sunday, 7 December 2014 01:36 (nine years ago) link
― carl agatha, Sunday, 7 December 2014 01:52 (nine years ago) link
Yikes, I can totally empathize with the sentiment about needing to smack people despite the green tea ratio, now.
― Evan, Sunday, 7 December 2014 02:03 (nine years ago) link
Be the meme you want to see in the world.
― nickn, Sunday, 7 December 2014 02:08 (nine years ago) link
why can't you make cookies and then fuck
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Sunday, 7 December 2014 02:11 (nine years ago) link
"Want to make love?""In principle, yes, but it may get a bit complicated as I'm being the light right now."
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 7 December 2014 02:11 (nine years ago) link
Christmas has become so commercial with all this seeing of lights.
― jmm, Sunday, 7 December 2014 02:12 (nine years ago) link
kitten to-do list
[climb] the christmas tree[eat] the tinsel[chew] the lights[trash] the presents
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 7 December 2014 02:14 (nine years ago) link
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-qOPhESBMHxI/U8wjrnDMj-I/AAAAAAAAB4o/D2BMmP1o5jM/w506-h684/14%2B-%2B1
― celfie tucker 48 (s.clover), Sunday, 7 December 2014 05:20 (nine years ago) link
there's 1 community out of the way, s.clover.
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 7 December 2014 05:28 (nine years ago) link
that is preeetty awful. yup.
― Nhex, Sunday, 7 December 2014 05:30 (nine years ago) link
i dunno man, i'm just coming off of my second decade of continuous relationship problems. gonna go wake my gf up and say i saw something on facebook she needs to read, see how this plays out.
― a stupid red mute juggalo (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 7 December 2014 06:59 (nine years ago) link
your not pretty, your beautiful
― flatizza (harbl), Sunday, 7 December 2014 13:28 (nine years ago) link
Girl whispers: No, smartarse
― Mark G, Sunday, 7 December 2014 13:31 (nine years ago) link
your beautiful tentacles coming out you're arse
― cardamon, Sunday, 7 December 2014 13:50 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/1510779_354601794700638_1127744227779940682_n.jpg?oh=7a7bfed2198598d6fcfcad5212cb7b7e&oe=551CB0F9
― bizarro gazzara, Monday, 8 December 2014 00:03 (nine years ago) link
Those things from that film are very, very popular with a certain demographic
― cardamon, Monday, 8 December 2014 19:31 (nine years ago) link
Aunts?
― Evan, Monday, 8 December 2014 19:35 (nine years ago) link
Ohhhhhhhh I kept reading that as "sew your clothes together" and while I understood what the meme-maker was getting at, I could not make actual sense of it. But now I understand. Except for what that has to do with those weird thumb people.
― carl agatha, Monday, 8 December 2014 20:01 (nine years ago) link
I think they used an image of a minion because aunts like minions and it was a lazy way of bringing the "calorie" character to life in a particular way.
― Evan, Monday, 8 December 2014 20:18 (nine years ago) link
also they look like tater tots with eyes
― Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Monday, 8 December 2014 20:35 (nine years ago) link
One of my high school homecoming dates has gotten really into minions and occasionally posts about them on fb.
― how's life, Monday, 8 December 2014 20:36 (nine years ago) link
is it someone with children?
― valleys of your mind (mh), Monday, 8 December 2014 20:44 (nine years ago) link
― how's life, Monday, 8 December 2014 20:46 (nine years ago) link
Ha. Just went and checked and this is her cover photo.
http://cdn3.fashionablygeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Misbehave_49467-l.jpg?22a92a
― how's life, Monday, 8 December 2014 20:50 (nine years ago) link
ah those despicable meme guys
― sosmix klopp (NickB), Monday, 8 December 2014 20:51 (nine years ago) link
― valleys of your mind (mh), Monday, December 8, 2014 3:44 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I thought I made clear that a personal collection of children are unnecessary.
― Evan, Monday, 8 December 2014 20:53 (nine years ago) link
my calories are my children
― example (crüt), Monday, 8 December 2014 20:55 (nine years ago) link
― vigetable (La Lechera), Monday, 8 December 2014 20:56 (nine years ago) link
saw a dude on the high street last week selling bootleg versions of these guys, advertised with the sign KEEP CALM AND BUY MINIONS. p sure 90% of his trade came from passersby on the verge of a shopping-induced nervous breakdown
― cornelius pardew (DJ Mencap), Monday, 8 December 2014 20:59 (nine years ago) link
damn cross memes! Despicable Firefly don't even make no goddamn sense...
― Nhex, Monday, 8 December 2014 20:59 (nine years ago) link
i've never understood the minions thing, the kids are far cuter/funnier
― poptimisty mounting pop (Noodle Vague), Monday, 8 December 2014 21:06 (nine years ago) link
They just took the little green guys from Toy Story:
http://bradcook.net/games/articles/2010/07/toystory3/images/alien.png
And jammed them together with the "Raving Rabbids":
http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/rabbid_4893.jpg
and got those annoying little abominations that aunts everywhere love
― Evan, Monday, 8 December 2014 21:10 (nine years ago) link
aunts
ducking aunts?
― don't ask me why i posted this (electricsound), Monday, 8 December 2014 21:43 (nine years ago) link
time for another one of those duck quacking aunts
― a stupid red mute juggalo (forksclovetofu), Monday, 8 December 2014 22:44 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/523741_3945982769288_609324818_n.jpg?oh=16a3c9b17568c98da23fb83e0249a797&oe=550F58AF
― bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 9 December 2014 16:48 (nine years ago) link
feel like i should share this then post a stream of filth on my wall
― bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 9 December 2014 16:49 (nine years ago) link
DO IT NOW!!https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/1044371_10201386122631914_1364904515_n.jpg?oh=26bf50f4d60b9c22b48d315ac3fb1578&oe=550167D5
― how's life, Tuesday, 9 December 2014 18:15 (nine years ago) link
Oh my god my former office mate at my old job would freak the fuck out every single god damn time that made the rounds via Facebook or email. Every time.
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 9 December 2014 18:24 (nine years ago) link
http://www.hoax-slayer.com/images/pirate-hackers-graphic.jpg
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 17:32 (nine years ago) link
Some hackers have found something new.They take your profile picture and your nameand create a clone. Then they drinktoo much and make a fool of themselves at the office Christmas party.
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 18:31 (nine years ago) link
Has anyone ever seen any of these things ever happen? They remind of of the shit weird ass people would warn me about unprompted when I worked retail.
― Evan, Wednesday, 10 December 2014 18:36 (nine years ago) link
it happened to my 77 year old grandma!!
― Abstinence Hawk (frogbs), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 18:44 (nine years ago) link
For some reason the language and grammar of these remind me of
http://www.achewood.com/comic.php?date=04042003
― Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 18:47 (nine years ago) link
xps- i know someone who posted that then literally two days later she locked herself out of the account somehow and had to add all her friends again on a new profile
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 10 December 2014 18:49 (nine years ago) link
it was confusing
lol Phil
― valleys of your mind (mh), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 18:57 (nine years ago) link
Should have refused the request, bg.
― nickn, Wednesday, 10 December 2014 19:08 (nine years ago) link
It's like those types of people want so badly to feel too savvy for threats from 1) government overreach 2) hackers 3) both that they'll just make up shit to scratch that itch and have a reason to warn people. They also generally know the least about the internet and the platforms at hand.
― Evan, Wednesday, 10 December 2014 19:16 (nine years ago) link
Or maybe more accurately: they're desperate to pretend that they know something about the internet.
― Evan, Wednesday, 10 December 2014 19:23 (nine years ago) link
I have definitely seen weird doubles of some of my friends profiles, including my little sister. With my sister, we suspected it was one of her frienemies though.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 20:41 (nine years ago) link
I can never understand why cyclists have such a bad reputation for being sanctimonious, priggish arseholes:
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/1509122_10153420706400884_2505399647697448046_n.png?oh=40a044f70851a9c1287bc98920546806&oe=5503572A&__gda__=1427031104_7dae6b0cb74196e35cba243dafb8d7f7
― rising stones cross (anagram), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 21:02 (nine years ago) link
risk my life
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 21:05 (nine years ago) link
the thing with the hacker ghost picture is that it calls those people "hackers" rather than "asshole friends who want to mess with you by making it look like you said embarrassing things and not actually hacking anything"
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 21:31 (nine years ago) link
#lifehacks amigo
― how's life, Wednesday, 10 December 2014 21:32 (nine years ago) link
Don't accept the second friend request?
Are you kidding? I wouldn't accept the first one either.
― Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 21:45 (nine years ago) link
i'd accept it for the thrill of defriending you again, dawg
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 22:02 (nine years ago) link
Bike one sounds like more than a few bike people I know
― cardamon, Thursday, 11 December 2014 01:10 (nine years ago) link
get caught liking porn because you didn't realise you'd accepted the site/app posting on your behalf then make an image to (fail to) cover your ass
― doesn’t matter what the content is, as long as it’s content (onimo), Thursday, 11 December 2014 11:09 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/995050_674780402608681_6593465356430228270_n.jpg?oh=76c4f2445f6a337eb2bfc367f893b248&oe=55097997&__gda__=1425868578_3c61484b01ef6c858b7520dc256ec457
― Merdeyeux, Thursday, 11 December 2014 11:44 (nine years ago) link
fuckin news filling your screens with people dying while bees are dying
― doesn’t matter what the content is, as long as it’s content (onimo), Thursday, 11 December 2014 11:46 (nine years ago) link
"And on todays news... Why being stung by a bee could be a thing of the past..."
― Mark G, Thursday, 11 December 2014 11:59 (nine years ago) link
― Ratt in Mi Kitchen (Neil S), Thursday, 11 December 2014 12:07 (nine years ago) link
is 'how to go grow food' something we should really want or expect to see on a news bulletin?
meanwhile i'm sure there are plenty of lies about the war on drugs and immigration on the news.
― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 11 December 2014 13:23 (nine years ago) link
http://herzoginspirationals.tumblr.com/
http://41.media.tumblr.com/5ac46b405fcefbd2dbae4a185c067284/tumblr_ng8fzfs7pW1u5q7tfo1_1280.jpg
― Ratt in Mi Kitchen (Neil S), Thursday, 11 December 2014 14:26 (nine years ago) link
Chaos?! wtf? The universe is nothing if not orderly.
― oh no! must be the season of the rich (Aimless), Thursday, 11 December 2014 18:34 (nine years ago) link
No, the rebels put a stop to that!
― Evan, Thursday, 11 December 2014 19:43 (nine years ago) link
surely "herzog inspirationals" is a joke
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 11 December 2014 20:22 (nine years ago) link
do you think?
― Ratt in Mi Kitchen (Neil S), Thursday, 11 December 2014 20:29 (nine years ago) link
surely you do also think
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 11 December 2014 20:51 (nine years ago) link
but it seems like people were treating it like it isn't
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 11 December 2014 20:52 (nine years ago) link
yeah sorry, being sarcastic, a bit unnecessary
― Ratt in Mi Kitchen (Neil S), Thursday, 11 December 2014 20:56 (nine years ago) link
Herzogasm
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Thursday, 11 December 2014 21:10 (nine years ago) link
Just waiting for the "Can penguins become deranged?" one.
― Frobisher, Friday, 12 December 2014 21:12 (nine years ago) link
I think about that penguin. I ponder his penguin thoughts.
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 12 December 2014 21:51 (nine years ago) link
someone should paint the grizzly man, siberian trapper, and that penguin holding hands in the style of a Precious Moments
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 12 December 2014 21:55 (nine years ago) link
this group makes me lol
https://www.facebook.com/JustForLaughingAndJokes
― global tetrahedron, Monday, 15 December 2014 18:44 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/p526x296/10325563_751456198255815_2256667505691379891_n.jpg?oh=81c26c27ee809c829576384e85ae6a86&oe=550D8EEB&__gda__=1426847545_a46509d42fc8b733fb0d17903c8f6855
― global tetrahedron, Monday, 15 December 2014 18:45 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/p526x296/10393950_743507429050692_4758065975653916227_n.jpg?oh=3b9bc97ffec12f94893fec72cb07f595&oe=551011B1&__gda__=1430090071_51ef49391de721ed2338e853dda9b614
― global tetrahedron, Monday, 15 December 2014 18:46 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/p526x296/10385556_741170492617719_1044967699806430134_n.jpg?oh=f1569008ace740a1a56c533348cf2d64&oe=55086122
well done.
― how's life, Monday, 15 December 2014 18:55 (nine years ago) link
^ Facebook for ten year olds.
― oh no! must be the season of the rich (Aimless), Monday, 15 December 2014 18:55 (nine years ago) link
the tone is def. on purpose
they really nail the aesthetic of those artifact-laden .jpgs
― global tetrahedron, Monday, 15 December 2014 19:14 (nine years ago) link
the furburger controversy
― valleys of your mind (mh), Monday, 15 December 2014 19:17 (nine years ago) link
Ha, these are good.
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/p526x296/10731108_738417386226363_8959480544568948200_n.jpg?oh=ff1f0e1550a8f8ee0d3311c83dd14151&oe=553BE128&__gda__=1426103158_5a129c20104e55208b43ea34ad3265a6
― jmm, Monday, 15 December 2014 19:43 (nine years ago) link
I no Ghost Buster any more!
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 15 December 2014 19:53 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/p526x296/10391440_756906821044086_1438599997804893993_n.jpg?oh=bf1b621f63fd472d405f8bee63170cd2&oe=54FA9567&__gda__=1427178112_fff5bfd08d2e569d34484f3edc94db76
https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/p526x296/10635987_754852517916183_297493470264101029_n.jpg?oh=1512677c9ab4c9d4bc60c8b2307cbd61&oe=553D0C8E
resizing the santa clipart is a perfect touch
― the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Monday, 15 December 2014 20:11 (nine years ago) link
the world has gotten stupid to the point that this is barely satire
― Nhex, Monday, 15 December 2014 20:54 (nine years ago) link
It is mockery aimed an exceedingly easy target, which has never more than barely qualified as satire.
― oh no! must be the season of the rich (Aimless), Monday, 15 December 2014 21:00 (nine years ago) link
Poe's law
― valleys of your mind (mh), Monday, 15 December 2014 21:01 (nine years ago) link
Like a parody Weezer cover band
― Evan, Monday, 15 December 2014 21:36 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10402932_10152974413299382_5127036892048015299_n.jpg?oh=efc04b0aad3af90ec40812e09364e7e4&oe=553CAE68&__gda__=1430298173_ce099ac20f877809dba98c70fc4fb74a
― how's life, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 14:18 (nine years ago) link
man, this is nearly as good as "Shares From Your Aunt"
― Abstinence Hawk (frogbs), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 14:32 (nine years ago) link
No, that one was actually a share from an aunt.
― how's life, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 14:38 (nine years ago) link
I just saw someone post on a thread about the Peshawar massacre with a verse from Imagine. Game over.
― Re-Make/Re-Model, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 14:51 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/11004_737181333016635_6807023331994822384_n.jpg?oh=958d637a3da80fc0f1f9c2a7a538d294&oe=5544E653
― Abstinence Hawk (frogbs), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 14:54 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/p720x720/10696299_747973345270767_6599031461283053799_n.jpg?oh=c62a6d4d3873cf41e291095e46dabf19&oe=5547BB8C&__gda__=1426699218_157ca563b49ea7ba7a05df2a06c7dadf
dying at #7
Deleting the Facebook bookmark from all of my web browsers and removing the app from my phone was such a great decision.
― ƋППṍӮɨ∏ğڵșěᶉᶇдM℮ (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 19:34 (nine years ago) link
The donald duck alcohol one is the funniest thing I've seen in months
― don't ask me why i posted this (electricsound), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 20:20 (nine years ago) link
Daffy obv
― don't ask me why i posted this (electricsound), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 20:21 (nine years ago) link
yeah it's great
― global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 17 December 2014 16:10 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/p480x480/10850140_10152931630897556_5921877064342396196_n.jpg?oh=4cc0ea3e63ab6f9811b6cb8de822cb4c&oe=5540150D&__gda__=1430052338_92e532a5de49729d3dd88ef0acdcfd5e
― nickn, Thursday, 18 December 2014 04:54 (nine years ago) link
bleargh
― The Understated Twee Hotel On A Mountain (silby), Thursday, 18 December 2014 05:32 (nine years ago) link
Who is supposedly speaking those words? I want to see some credentials.
― oh no! must be the season of the rich (Aimless), Thursday, 18 December 2014 05:35 (nine years ago) link
-Bob Marley?
― nickn, Thursday, 18 December 2014 05:45 (nine years ago) link
what if my soul contracted in to all the suffering and stuff cos it wanted to learn things? i'm gonna look like a quitter in front of all the other souls
― A cat having an apron (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 18 December 2014 07:22 (nine years ago) link
My soul knows the way but my feet have taken me to the top of a giant mound of dung.
― ledge, Thursday, 18 December 2014 12:16 (nine years ago) link
True story.
― ledge, Thursday, 18 December 2014 12:17 (nine years ago) link
xxp u'll look like a quitter in front of all our souls.
― wat if lermontov hero of are time modern day (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 18 December 2014 21:19 (nine years ago) link
www.Illuminatingsouls.com
― wat if lermontov hero of are time modern day (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 18 December 2014 21:21 (nine years ago) link
www.Illuminatisouls.con amirite guys
tru dat.
― Frobisher, Thursday, 18 December 2014 21:25 (nine years ago) link
courier font shimmers in the halo of its own wisdom.
(fyi next time don't "agree to suffer or experience hardship" right there in the contract. have a lawyer look it over before you sign. peace out.)
― Vic Perry, Thursday, 18 December 2014 22:11 (nine years ago) link
http://www.theawl.com/2014/12/the-triumphant-rise-of-the-shitpic
― a stupid red mute juggalo (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 December 2014 05:39 (nine years ago) link
Tomorrow I will take that hiking lady photo and replace the text with lyrics from the Wham! Rap.
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Friday, 19 December 2014 05:43 (nine years ago) link
The funniest thing about that article (x-post) is that the author is solely concerned with technical image quality rather than the utter bankruptcy of content and human feeling in the examples. Kind of a mounting hilarity as it becomes apparent that lossy compression might not be the main problem.
― Vic Perry, Friday, 19 December 2014 05:48 (nine years ago) link
anal sex/kermit example near the top particularly o_0
― wat if lermontov hero of are time modern day (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 19 December 2014 09:44 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t31.0-8/1782567_10152342388420983_8832356484054146504_o.jpg
― Ratt in Mi Kitchen (Neil S), Friday, 19 December 2014 16:08 (nine years ago) link
^ Wd like that to be a response to my last post.
― wat if lermontov hero of are time modern day (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 19 December 2014 17:05 (nine years ago) link
What is it about putting old saws in a jpeg and putting it on facebook that makes the saw in question look so toothless is what I want to know
― cardamon, Friday, 19 December 2014 19:23 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10303177_675756632522274_342313218941625621_n.jpg?oh=ba232fbf55ea993e4fc9b7107d3dd940&oe=55366AB5&__gda__=1426150772_29e0bbdd58b74fa10454d7e0c3c048df
― nickn, Friday, 19 December 2014 21:30 (nine years ago) link
--jeffrey lionel dahmer
― languagelessness (mattresslessness), Friday, 19 December 2014 22:03 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10888729_3835316309905993_6948382073819653235_n.jpg?oh=1676766ef0c27be5cfaace7a8d9527b5&oe=5530FF51&__gda__=1425679163_4330b13372f9d8412e9d839d7c48a3b9
― how's life, Thursday, 25 December 2014 12:40 (nine years ago) link
http://meyerweb.com/eric/thoughts/2014/12/24/inadvertent-algorithmic-cruelty/
― MAYBE HE'S NOT THE BEST THIGH SLAPPER IN THE WORLD (forksclovetofu), Friday, 26 December 2014 05:42 (nine years ago) link
I had a friend complain that Facebook used the last photo of her cat, taken at the vet right before having it put to sleep, as her "look at your awesome year!" cover photo but that's immeasurably more awful.
― joygoat, Friday, 26 December 2014 11:49 (nine years ago) link
i barely ever post pictures of anything, but when i was in georgia this year i took a picture of a red roof inn marquee sign that had something unintentionally funny on it. so my year in review suggestion was this shitty red roof inn sign. it made me want to cry, unreasonably.
― kola superdeep borehole (harbl), Friday, 26 December 2014 14:25 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/W52It6s.jpg
plz jesus kill all the ppl i don't like, thanks!
― (曇り) (clouds), Sunday, 28 December 2014 15:55 (nine years ago) link
please lord jahweh teach the peoples how to use anti-aliasing
― Nhex, Sunday, 28 December 2014 23:16 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/V9GE5Bg.png?1
― los blue jeans, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 17:48 (nine years ago) link
"I'm a virulent racist piece of shit, btw"
― mister brevis (clouds), Wednesday, 31 December 2014 19:03 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-b-vie.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/s526x395/1926877_720915147940349_1069383927_n.jpg?oh=c48420fb0d605caa2b89716e94aebfe9&oe=5533818C
― you've got no fans you've got no ground (anagram), Sunday, 4 January 2015 22:29 (nine years ago) link
how did you go from not understanding how that word is spelled to spelling it correctly in three words stupid facebook image macro
― kola superdeep borehole (harbl), Sunday, 4 January 2015 22:35 (nine years ago) link
now try to diagram that sentence because it sucks you idiot
i hate you
<3 u harbl
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 4 January 2015 22:42 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t31.0-8/10915048_10100564660857262_8856933491887980474_o.jpg
― kola superdeep borehole (harbl), Tuesday, 6 January 2015 22:25 (nine years ago) link
"Me, I've taken to framing dumb stuff I said and smearing it with random watercolor gestures before signing it twice."
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 6 January 2015 23:08 (nine years ago) link
that's actually picasso's barf
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 6 January 2015 23:16 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/fNwedgU.jpg
this would give you an easy win in hating that artist thing bingo
― example (crüt), Saturday, 10 January 2015 15:30 (nine years ago) link
every girl wants 3/8ths of an "a".
― how's life, Saturday, 10 January 2015 15:56 (nine years ago) link
lolthat is repulsive in every way
― vigetable (La Lechera), Saturday, 10 January 2015 17:22 (nine years ago) link
every girl wants to be left alone until she wakes up & has her coffee
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 10 January 2015 17:23 (nine years ago) link
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/43/64/05/4364056f1e883f0ceaf6cd8937d743a1.jpg
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 10 January 2015 18:45 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/v/t1.0-9/223072_10150321592936264_155262_n.jpg?oh=7ad64c5dc8ce88226dada541886cdffa&oe=556AAE47&__gda__=1428376968_03c367018493beb8ef6f45e701ea1c26
― cardamon, Thursday, 15 January 2015 21:39 (nine years ago) link
Thicke has ruined hugging
― $80 is absurd and very ridiculous! (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 15 January 2015 22:26 (nine years ago) link
that one is awesome...the frame, the unclear status of the beveled object within the frame, the quotation marks...goes in the capsule version of this thread for sure IMO
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 15 January 2015 23:45 (nine years ago) link
"HUG" "Me"
― kate78, Friday, 16 January 2015 00:23 (nine years ago) link
I smell a rat.
― Aimless, Friday, 16 January 2015 00:29 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10940567_10153045266623615_7679466569910062890_n.jpg?oh=789e6e7ba8f7a51de8804ed7d13e9bc5&oe=552B9B4B&__gda__=1428693341_1f6ae9685c229ed135f31c5bbfde8c06
― hot takes: audit in progress (DJ Mencap), Friday, 16 January 2015 16:51 (nine years ago) link
to treat someone Just like shit remember for no Karma's reason! watching!
― shmup....smug....shmub....shmug.... (forksclovetofu), Friday, 16 January 2015 16:53 (nine years ago) link
" . . . who think it's okay to treat someone Just like shit remember for no Karma's reason! watching!"
― Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Friday, 16 January 2015 16:53 (nine years ago) link
hahah xp
We want sex, money, love and hell in that order
― ØYE MATS (wins), Friday, 16 January 2015 16:56 (nine years ago) link
BeerCookiesOzHellItsWhatWeAllWant
― $80 is absurd and very ridiculous! (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 16 January 2015 16:57 (nine years ago) link
xp ha we also want steve king's 'It' in several formats
― $80 is absurd and very ridiculous! (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 16 January 2015 17:00 (nine years ago) link
you'll get it in hell
― ØYE MATS (wins), Friday, 16 January 2015 18:03 (nine years ago) link
Cunt waffles, eh?
― carl agatha, Friday, 16 January 2015 21:57 (nine years ago) link
yeah, cunt waffles
― $80 is absurd and very ridiculous! (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 16 January 2015 22:22 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10176016_560329077416811_813355172_n.jpg?oh=e8fb6d8ab2828f31d7b31d7368dd7dc5&oe=553090C4&__gda__=1429483031_ae88c2a659ecc604fd0970e9712baf2d
― cardamon, Sunday, 18 January 2015 19:27 (nine years ago) link
Yeah unsuccessful healers are in short supply
― kinder, Sunday, 18 January 2015 19:44 (nine years ago) link
and eyebrow trimmers
― Aimless, Sunday, 18 January 2015 19:45 (nine years ago) link
That one's not bad. I don't hate it.
What's funny is that it seems to be from a book called Ecological Literacy by David Orr, but if you GIS it, somehow the internet has collectively decided to attribute it to the Dalai Lama.
― jmm, Sunday, 18 January 2015 19:47 (nine years ago) link
so hard for me not to post a frikin wall of text everytime i see someone with some osho quote
― celfie tucker 48 (s.clover), Monday, 19 January 2015 06:36 (nine years ago) link
Most of them probably don't associate "osho" with the infamous criminal Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh. Just send them a link to his Wikipedia page.
― Aimless, Monday, 19 January 2015 19:49 (nine years ago) link
did they really use the word "bioterror" back in 1984? it's more of a Joker scheme.
― Nhex, Monday, 19 January 2015 20:46 (nine years ago) link
Actually, the strategy behind sprinkling salmonella in a restaurant salad bar wasn't to terrorize anyone. It was a dry run for a planned effort to reduce voter turnout by making large numbers of people too sick to get to the polls. The other prong of the strategy was to bus a lot of homeless people into the county and register them to vote at the last possible moment, so as to swing the election their way.
A pack of cunning idiots, those rajneeshees.
― Aimless, Monday, 19 January 2015 21:16 (nine years ago) link
One of my friend's mom was one of them at some point in his childood
― joygoat, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 00:03 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/1013623_784284974989373_4454272106659145361_n.jpg?oh=3bf71664c3d12902ead0ef40c674a1d2&oe=55671D58&__gda__=1432016401_a916424f60c1b2ed4996e2b24ffa7c25
― how's life, Friday, 23 January 2015 11:53 (nine years ago) link
A day in the life of Jason Spaceman.
― Mark G, Friday, 23 January 2015 12:12 (nine years ago) link
racist minions
― mh, Friday, 23 January 2015 13:27 (nine years ago) link
http://www.pasgroup.com/images/manscup.jpg
― qualx, Friday, 23 January 2015 15:40 (nine years ago) link
http://content.lolspots.com/IFCB1cE28.jpeg
― Sounds like a forks display name (forksclovetofu), Friday, 23 January 2015 18:05 (nine years ago) link
http://i61.tinypic.com/2hn7w42.jpg
― MaresNest, Sunday, 25 January 2015 11:41 (nine years ago) link
loose women's
― soref, Sunday, 25 January 2015 11:53 (nine years ago) link
truthfacts.com
― gr8080, Sunday, 25 January 2015 14:07 (nine years ago) link
trudat.com was taken
― Mark G, Sunday, 25 January 2015 17:55 (nine years ago) link
http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/39/04/bd/3904bdab371f70995c7e9c2321d7b50c.jpg
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Monday, 26 January 2015 14:48 (nine years ago) link
Sometimes god lets you hit rock bottom sothat you will discoverthat he is rockin' your bottom.
― how's life, Monday, 26 January 2015 14:49 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/IGYkUPW.jpg http://i.imgur.com/sIqUxBy.jpg http://i.imgur.com/mnzhT8O.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 26 January 2015 15:02 (nine years ago) link
god does this shit a lot apparently
― Sounds like a forks display name (forksclovetofu), Monday, 26 January 2015 15:06 (nine years ago) link
God: Kind of a dick.
― about a dozen duck supporters (carl agatha), Monday, 26 January 2015 15:07 (nine years ago) link
you will discover that god has a rock bottom. sometimes he lets you hit that.
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 26 January 2015 15:44 (nine years ago) link
God is that rock in your bottom
― Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Monday, 26 January 2015 16:04 (nine years ago) link
sometimes God lets you plummet onto a flat hard surface because
― No Orchids for Ms. Blonde-ish (Noodle Vague), Monday, 26 January 2015 17:38 (nine years ago) link
oh, god
― o.m.g. lol @ hurt butt (wins), Monday, 26 January 2015 17:43 (nine years ago) link
Sometimes Godlets you stepon the toothed bar of a rakesuch that the handle hitsyou in the facebecause it is the funniest wayfor God tohit you in your stupid face
― $80 is absurd and very ridiculous! (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 26 January 2015 19:26 (nine years ago) link
Sometimes Swayzekills you with broken window glassbecause you killed him first,asshole
― $80 is absurd and very ridiculous! (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 26 January 2015 19:31 (nine years ago) link
if this bottomis a rockin'then god's comea knocking
― celfie tucker 48 (s.clover), Monday, 26 January 2015 19:39 (nine years ago) link
Yea, sometimes God cometh around, and He knocketh thee down.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 26 January 2015 20:27 (nine years ago) link
Sometimes God hits you with a rock.
― Aimless, Monday, 26 January 2015 20:30 (nine years ago) link
Sometimes you rocks the God, and sometimes the God rocks you.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 26 January 2015 20:35 (nine years ago) link
i fought the god and the god won
― Sounds like a forks display name (forksclovetofu), Monday, 26 January 2015 22:50 (nine years ago) link
i'm just a jealous god
― Vic Perry, Monday, 26 January 2015 22:57 (nine years ago) link
http://i62.tinypic.com/1z39mdg.png
― bit of a singles monster (Eazy), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 15:33 (nine years ago) link
Here I amRock you like a rock from god
― celfie tucker 48 (s.clover), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 15:35 (nine years ago) link
Rock GodSter!
― Mark G, Tuesday, 27 January 2015 15:45 (nine years ago) link
http://www.patspeer.com/_/rsrc/1268954376744/amatterofp.jpg
― Sounds like a forks display name (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 13:18 (nine years ago) link
Yeah, seen this one irl.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 14:31 (nine years ago) link
do you guys know this one? these would actually look good on facebook.
http://savedbythe-bellhooks.tumblr.com/
― scott seward, Friday, 30 January 2015 06:28 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t31.0-8/10861093_999660210044957_9012625832960184751_o.jpg
― Ratt in Mi Kitchen (Neil S), Wednesday, 4 February 2015 16:15 (nine years ago) link
Leave Herzog alone, internet feebs.
http://magazine.good.is/articles/herzog-inspirational-posters
― MaresNest, Sunday, 8 February 2015 12:56 (nine years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B9Wk6qoIQAAmMWK.jpg:large
― Ratt in Mi Kitchen (Neil S), Sunday, 8 February 2015 21:42 (nine years ago) link
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW
[incomprehensible]
― Ratt in Mi Kitchen (Neil S), Sunday, 8 February 2015 21:43 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/W8DHg6q.jpg
― joygoat, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 14:41 (nine years ago) link
I don't have an independence on Independence Day.
― Jeff, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 14:42 (nine years ago) link
I only have grandparent on grandparentS day
― about a dozen duck supporters (carl agatha), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 14:44 (nine years ago) link
I don't have a president on president's day. Thanks, Obama!
― mh, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 14:50 (nine years ago) link
King Sunny a'de
― Mark G, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 14:53 (nine years ago) link
so shut up.
― the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 15:29 (nine years ago) link
so far not been dead on the day of the dead
― A MOOC, what's a MOOC? (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 17:35 (nine years ago) link
All Souls' Day really gets to me
― https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZI22vpZ5ztQ (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 17:45 (nine years ago) link
i don't have a wednes
― don't ask me why i posted this (electricsound), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 22:41 (nine years ago) link
http://s9.postimg.org/pmbxugu67/image.jpg
― qualx, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 00:56 (nine years ago) link
I don't get it.
― mirostones, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 13:11 (nine years ago) link
i do :-(
― gr8080, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 16:27 (nine years ago) link
― https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZI22vpZ5ztQ (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, February 10, 2015 10:45 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― mattresslessness, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 17:37 (nine years ago) link
What's a featherweight glassjaw 2 do on boxing day?
― cardamon, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 21:09 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/p480x480/10985486_774891615926289_2807738708024325748_n.jpg?oh=08711ecd2c108714966b1427ad36e024&oe=555D3178&__gda__=1435552197_aa858bba8dfc452265529ecf9cf12969
― anthony braxton diamond geezer (anagram), Thursday, 12 February 2015 08:28 (nine years ago) link
fu {andréa balt}
― Keith Moom (Neil S), Thursday, 12 February 2015 09:00 (nine years ago) link
I always have the urge to re-upload these with: "Chief Advisor To Nicolae Ceaușescu" underneath.
― Rainbow DAESH (ShariVari), Thursday, 12 February 2015 09:23 (nine years ago) link
Not a jpeg meme or whatever, but are all you guys seeing this story shared I dunno 3 or 4 times a week for the last month?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/johann-hari/the-real-cause-of-addicti_b_6506936.html
― how's life, Thursday, 12 February 2015 13:24 (nine years ago) link
^ "this one weird trick will solve society's drug addiction problems". entire article peddles a false premise that the cause of addiction must be a single simple thing, rather than a complex of interrelated things.
― Aimless, Thursday, 12 February 2015 17:36 (nine years ago) link
tbf "lack of human connection" is a complex of interrelated things
― mattresslessness, Thursday, 12 February 2015 17:44 (nine years ago) link
tbemf, "unhappiness" is an even larger complex of interrelated things, but that would seem to drive nearer to the truth than just "lack of human connection".
― Aimless, Thursday, 12 February 2015 17:53 (nine years ago) link
they're the same thing afaict
― mattresslessness, Thursday, 12 February 2015 18:02 (nine years ago) link
if that were so, then love would never make us unhappy.
― Aimless, Thursday, 12 February 2015 18:04 (nine years ago) link
― mattresslessness, Thursday, 12 February 2015 18:05 (nine years ago) link
article seems ok to me; even if it isn't the most nuanced thing in the world anything that promotes rehabilitation over punishment re drug use is doing good.
― Mordy, Thursday, 12 February 2015 18:12 (nine years ago) link
you are right. I did not form my statement correctly to make my point. I'll try again.
if unhappiness and a lack of human connection are the same thing, then unhappiness could not exist in the presence of a human connection. Love between humans is a variety of human connection. Incidentally, so is hate between two humans. If unhappiness is possible when you are connected to other humans through love or hate or some other vital emotional connection, then unhappiness is not "the same thing" as lack of human connection.
Less drily, I love my daughter very deeply and we have a strong bond. She was born with a massive range of physical and mental deficits and suffers frequent seizures. In spite of the happiness my connection with my daughter brings to me, there have been many times in my life when that deep bond of love was accompanied by a despair so palpable that I sometimes hoped either she or I would die so there could be an end to my unhappiness. This also was a time I was self-medicating with alcohol in order to relieve some of that unhappiness through numbness and I was closest to falling into addiction.
Because of this experience, I do not equate unhappiness with a lack of deep and meaningful human connection.
― Aimless, Thursday, 12 February 2015 18:21 (nine years ago) link
that is getting way too complex, throwing love into the mix (what is love etc). i think the point that greater and more dynamic connectedness makes addiction less addictive for people is solid if not rock-solid because ultimately it is a complex maybe unprovable hypothesis that that article wants to present as simple (which is what is annoying fb bait about it imo). but in general i agree with it, at least i find it more convincing than pathologizing addiction and turning it into something completely internal or genetic.
xp i see what you mean.
― mattresslessness, Thursday, 12 February 2015 18:28 (nine years ago) link
i kind of agree with you Aimless but you're argument is cheating - to say "unhappiness is lack of human connection" doesn't imply that happiness = human connection, but only, perhaps, that human connection is a necessary tho not sufficient condition for happiness
― https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZI22vpZ5ztQ (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 12 February 2015 18:46 (nine years ago) link
"you're argument" ?? you get me, anyway
i do think that the possibility/option of human connection is probably necessary for long-term happiness
― https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZI22vpZ5ztQ (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 12 February 2015 18:47 (nine years ago) link
probably there are ppl for whom happiness is attainable w/out any human connection (some ppl probably preferring a hermit-style life?) but i imagine for the vast majority of humans...
― Mordy, Thursday, 12 February 2015 18:49 (nine years ago) link
the main thesis here that lack of human connection is a primary factor leading to drug/gambling addiction isn't a bad one
― Nhex, Thursday, 12 February 2015 18:50 (nine years ago) link
i wonder if it's possible to enjoy hermitage without the context of bustly human society to get away from
― https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZI22vpZ5ztQ (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 12 February 2015 18:50 (nine years ago) link
though, it discounts the fact that people often enable each other's addictions, alcoholics with other alcoholics, gamblers with other gamblers
― Nhex, Thursday, 12 February 2015 18:51 (nine years ago) link
xp yeah seems like life would be incredibly boring if it was just wake up, scrounge for food, sleep every day
to say "unhappiness is lack of human connection" doesn't imply that happiness = human connection
I was addressing the idea that unhappiness and a lack of human connection were "the same thing", i.e. identical. Identity requires that one cannot exist without the other. In this case, unhappiness could not exist without a lack of human connection because they are "the same thing". Because identity is an absolute condition, all that is necessary to refute their identity is one instance where unhappiness exists in tandem with strong, positive human connections.
Sorry to get all syllogistic, NV, but when I'm told I'm cheating I'd rather address it than appear to agree through my silence. I'm tetchy that way. It's an internet disease.
― Aimless, Thursday, 12 February 2015 19:06 (nine years ago) link
lack of human connection = unhappiness a better way to say it then
― k3ller of sh1p (wins), Thursday, 12 February 2015 19:12 (nine years ago) link
also not to thread police but can we get back to why scott seward is such a jerk, please
― k3ller of sh1p (wins), Thursday, 12 February 2015 19:13 (nine years ago) link
with pleasure!
― Aimless, Thursday, 12 February 2015 19:19 (nine years ago) link
i prefer syllogisms tbh
― https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZI22vpZ5ztQ (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 12 February 2015 19:35 (nine years ago) link
A great parent is always there. Firstly, because it is illegal to leave your child by their self. Secondly, if little Jonathan should start getting crabby because his parents have chosen to forsake any personal connection with him in favor of building a rocket ship, someone will need to get that child into a body of water immediately. The Atlantic, preferably 20 miles or so off the coast, seems appropriate for Mr Crabbypants.
Now I know this punishment may seem a little too strict for some parents, what with all the swimming to shore while dodging sharks, but lets not forget, Jonathan is unlovable. Straight up. Even if he does make it of out of the ocean alive I would still chalk this up as a positive experience for a parent afflicted with an unlovable child, refusing to love that child; and in the process learning to love themselves instead.
By the way, Jonathan, building a rocket is literally rocket science. Think about it.
http://planetsark.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/How-to-Love-a-Child-745x1024.jpg
― smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Sunday, 15 February 2015 14:03 (nine years ago) link
oh shit guys. that is a BLANKET
― smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Sunday, 15 February 2015 14:07 (nine years ago) link
to build a fort with, presumably.
― how's life, Sunday, 15 February 2015 14:28 (nine years ago) link
put them in water
― gr8080, Sunday, 15 February 2015 14:33 (nine years ago) link
go find elephants and kiss them get trampled
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 15 February 2015 15:31 (nine years ago) link
its good to have a blanket to remind you of what not to do
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 15 February 2015 15:33 (nine years ago) link
stop yelling is v acceptable advice
― Aimless, Sunday, 15 February 2015 18:07 (nine years ago) link
go to a movie theater in your pajamas is horrible advice for everyone involved
― the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 15 February 2015 18:49 (nine years ago) link
give up on life pants
― Nhex, Sunday, 15 February 2015 18:55 (nine years ago) link
"make loving safe"
― Keith Moom (Neil S), Sunday, 15 February 2015 19:04 (nine years ago) link
all my letters to God came back refused
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 15 February 2015 19:04 (nine years ago) link
I love those printed throws, I feel like it is only a matter of time before they start selling blanket printers that can make those. Which I will purchase immediately.
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Sunday, 15 February 2015 19:25 (nine years ago) link
looks like Print All Over Me offers throws
http://printallover.me/collections/home-linen-throws
― stately, plump buck angel (silby), Sunday, 15 February 2015 21:06 (nine years ago) link
my friend gave her brother a giant nicolas cage printed throw rug for christmas
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 15 February 2015 21:27 (nine years ago) link
please mail me one (1) Wicker Man throw
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Monday, 16 February 2015 03:17 (nine years ago) link
I actually lol'd at this one for some reasonhttps://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10422546_10203696850405137_895669569446697505_n.jpg?oh=01f3325c33a8c0eeac40db8ffd32b422&oe=554867B6&__gda__=1435219420_00e7f31f45c9041a26446abcfa638f07
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Monday, 16 February 2015 06:24 (nine years ago) link
This isn't a FB thing but it was pretty amazing. On Valentine's Day i drove by a church that had this on their sign:
"God made the 1st Valentine with 2 boards and 3 nails."
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 16 February 2015 18:01 (nine years ago) link
okay, you're going to need at least four nails
― the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Monday, 16 February 2015 18:03 (nine years ago) link
http://pmcdeadline2.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/pontius__120821183101.jpg
"You're gonna need a bigger board."
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 16 February 2015 18:06 (nine years ago) link
Yeah I thought 4 nails too but I looked it up and apparently the church widely believes in Green Crucifixion.
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 16 February 2015 18:10 (nine years ago) link
assuming the cross is held together with rope, rather than more nails.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 16 February 2015 18:12 (nine years ago) link
Death by crucifixion is kind of a shitty way to spend Valentine's Day, even if you do come back to life 3 days later
― silverfish, Monday, 16 February 2015 18:14 (nine years ago) link
you gotta give the rope credit then
― the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Monday, 16 February 2015 18:42 (nine years ago) link
That church was spitting on the grave of St. Valentine the Martyr.
― Aimless, Monday, 16 February 2015 19:26 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10846044_10155141874305361_4267299530266109909_n.jpg?oh=9196cd8482a8bd6986faea820580f187&oe=554F12E6&__gda__=1432112978_2b709a210c8ba5c4de47acee6c528ab0
Kayne West is furious about this photo and wants it removed from the Internet .......so you know what to do .......pass it around
― The Crucifixion Of Sean Bean (DJ Mencap), Monday, 16 February 2015 19:37 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10300528_10152613513772264_3510437903208504465_n.jpg?oh=11b8051d37c1df20b1c1be3687196d23&oe=554E6882
― nickn, Monday, 16 February 2015 20:14 (nine years ago) link
I think that one has been posted before. Did you check the previous 15,000 posts to see if that's a repeat? kthxbye
― Aimless, Monday, 16 February 2015 20:22 (nine years ago) link
It was because then as now I was struck by how those questions sounds more like a clinical taking someone's medical history to find out when they became a sad egg than suggesting that stopping those things led to depression.
http://www.metasymptom.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Zoloft11.png
― about a dozen duck supporters (carl agatha), Monday, 16 February 2015 20:26 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/1503389_10100591417751232_4930079617142115763_n.jpg
― kola superdeep borehole (harbl), Friday, 20 February 2015 00:39 (nine years ago) link
d'ohhttps://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/1503389_10100591417751232_4930079617142115763_n.jpg?oh=3f55758c86389d476931232a68cb27dd&oe=5556FA89&__gda__=1431660606_164e697d7697e99b743d67e513c800fa
― kola superdeep borehole (harbl), Friday, 20 February 2015 00:40 (nine years ago) link
https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/ay_108346517.jpg
― Aimless, Friday, 20 February 2015 02:00 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/GGlElRJ.png
― gr8080, Saturday, 21 February 2015 16:26 (nine years ago) link
they like to wear it in secret?
― f***kin good lookin for a knacker (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 21 February 2015 16:28 (nine years ago) link
SO TRUE
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 21 February 2015 16:56 (nine years ago) link
costs too much, uncomfortable
― cardamon, Saturday, 21 February 2015 18:39 (nine years ago) link
I wear one under simple jeans and a warm sweater and it makes me feel special and sexy all day.
― Three Word Username, Saturday, 21 February 2015 19:41 (nine years ago) link
too expensive, whyyyyy do i have to wear this & why is it so hard to find good fitting ones
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 21 February 2015 22:24 (nine years ago) link
I haven't put on a suit since first confession
― xelab, Saturday, 21 February 2015 23:27 (nine years ago) link
a well-tailored suit advertises one's ability to pay a lot of money for an item that can only be worn to advantage in situations where sums of money are being made or spent. [/obvious]
― Aimless, Saturday, 21 February 2015 23:38 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10432481_933633233343257_4081525549601402742_n.jpg
― Keith Moom (Neil S), Thursday, 26 February 2015 12:40 (nine years ago) link
meh trying again
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10432481_933633233343257_4081525549601402742_n.jpg?oh=ac8cbf5e00668590150c883c34fd282f&oe=5586D899&__gda__=1431378960_9a38f57b54b5fb66c18f31d612fb071c
Or are they?
― Mark G, Thursday, 26 February 2015 13:15 (nine years ago) link
No, I'm certain of it.
― tsrobodo, Thursday, 26 February 2015 13:31 (nine years ago) link
bertrand russell never struck me as that angry
― mh, Thursday, 26 February 2015 14:33 (nine years ago) link
why i am not a fucking christian
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 26 February 2015 14:34 (nine years ago) link
― mh, Thursday, 26 February 2015 14:42 (nine years ago) link
BR sounds pretty sure of himself there
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 26 February 2015 15:04 (nine years ago) link
smug look on his face too
― Keith Moom (Neil S), Thursday, 26 February 2015 15:07 (nine years ago) link
"look at me, I'm one of the founders of analytic philosophy, whoop-de-fucking-do!"
― Keith Moom (Neil S), Thursday, 26 February 2015 15:10 (nine years ago) link
that was Brendan Rogers not Bertrand Russell! thats why i left facebook
― cherry blossom, Thursday, 26 February 2015 21:00 (nine years ago) link
http://scontent-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11026357_10103715049198429_4475384840354545490_n.jpg%3Foh%3D0828ca4e055226aa2e1dafa99129cc30%26oe%3D554B0194
― the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 February 2015 18:16 (nine years ago) link
never mind, probably just as well not to propagate it
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
http://i.imgur.com/0v0oGeH.jpg
― future glown (crüt), Saturday, 28 February 2015 03:32 (nine years ago) link
Hideous, Homble, and Heinous
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 28 February 2015 16:40 (nine years ago) link
― mh, Saturday, 28 February 2015 17:26 (nine years ago) link
Verticle stripes
― kinder, Saturday, 28 February 2015 22:19 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/13157_10152512291772134_3467168624390638226_n.jpg?oh=631ef9a5d1cbf477185d02c348c91267&oe=5588F430&__gda__=1435942641_16949dff5a41b5129c3cfa261f49ed88
Errrm, sounds like you miss him.
― nickn, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 06:17 (nine years ago) link
it's funny, either i woke up crying in the middle of last night or i dreamed i woke up crying in the middle of last night and as i was sobbing away there i thought "i don't miss her i miss being loved"
tru story
― daed bod (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 07:19 (nine years ago) link
xp sounds like a chill bro tbf
― A MOOC, what's a MOOC? (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 08:40 (nine years ago) link
what I miss the most
http://brilliantfantastic.com/assets/hands-full-b5e09d49d2e6fc9b9cd8e6419035e556.png
― Keith Moom (Neil S), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 09:05 (nine years ago) link
you should get a blood test after your first burning night
― you can buy your hair if it won't grow (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 14:05 (nine years ago) link
what do ppl think about unbookmarking this thread? i've been reading it consistently since it started but as of late the memes seem pretty recycled and maybe this idiom has reached a redundant point? but i don't want to miss some amazing new innovation in facebook memes. i'm so conflicted. sufjan, i feel like you probably have some good advice here.
― Mordy, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 15:49 (nine years ago) link
what is the new facebook artist thing that people do on facebook now that the facebook artist fad is over? it must be those 'she walked into the house and you'll never guess what she found...' things, surely?
― Unheimlich Manouevre (dog latin), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 15:56 (nine years ago) link
am sticking with this thread, but I did deactivate my FB account today #importantnews
― Keith Moom (Neil S), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 15:58 (nine years ago) link
currently, we are running open loop. you get your memes. you dump your memes here. there are no repercussions. you close the loop by starting a separate thread where ilxors comment on the quality of the posts itt. but if you aren't careful, the feedback thread could discourage a poster from posting a truly innovative facebook meme itt, and you'd miss out. so you need to cut the comments in the feedback thread with some Treeship. it is important to have just the right amount of Treeship in your feedback thread.
― you can buy your hair if it won't grow (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 16:52 (nine years ago) link
tbh thread probably peaked in the first 3,000-7,000 posts, but i also feel like i'm actually seeing less of this crap on fbook. maybe i blocked the right people, or maybe there was some saturation point among sincerity-favoring aunts and uncles, and some key link in the viral food chain isn't backing up the desire of open-minded 13-year-olds to see deep inspirational thoughts. i dunno.
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 17:23 (nine years ago) link
xp idgi
― Treeship, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 19:58 (nine years ago) link
assume that ILX, to first order, can be approximated as a sphere
― you can buy your hair if it won't grow (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 20:32 (nine years ago) link
not a morbius strip?
― Treeship, Thursday, 5 March 2015 02:05 (nine years ago) link
http://i60.tinypic.com/2eulvgo.jpg
― MaresNest, Thursday, 5 March 2015 12:27 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10392474_10152499432927365_3600452496077083991_n.jpg?oh=cea21aa6c80e4ac6b27476ad7d6e7b64&oe=559500D1&__gda__=1435149742_4d89496251e827efa789ec3f35117599
― flopson, Friday, 6 March 2015 01:29 (nine years ago) link
naw
― mh, Friday, 6 March 2015 01:32 (nine years ago) link
i'll take a few cylindrical beef jerky segmentsover a box full of sushi, anydaywranglers
― you can buy your hair if it won't grow (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 6 March 2015 01:38 (nine years ago) link
http://i1247.photobucket.com/albums/gg622/bizarrogazzara/The-Wicker-Man_zpsk7yivi3l.jpg
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 6 March 2015 17:00 (nine years ago) link
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Friday, 6 March 2015 17:02 (nine years ago) link
I would rather stay home and watch OG "Wicker Man" than go to a club.
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 6 March 2015 17:07 (nine years ago) link
I hate clubs and I would go to one if it would annoy the kinds of people who posted that first thing.
― That shit right there is precedented. (cryptosicko), Friday, 6 March 2015 17:16 (nine years ago) link
― you can buy your hair if it won't grow (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 6 March 2015 17:47 (nine years ago) link
I don't get what's up with clubs tbh, when I walk by during the daytime they always look like they're closed
― stately, plump buck angel (silby), Friday, 6 March 2015 18:28 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/ql8yjVY.png
― gr8080, Saturday, 7 March 2015 00:45 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/06YCDlp.jpg
― 龜, Saturday, 7 March 2015 14:02 (nine years ago) link
it's already in my feed, that. arg.
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Saturday, 7 March 2015 15:57 (nine years ago) link
person who made that was a mistake
― Team Foxcatcherwatcher (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 7 March 2015 16:34 (nine years ago) link
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/474x/00/34/e9/0034e9e2a58acec425e635e2d7a3b1e9.jpg
― soref, Saturday, 7 March 2015 21:42 (nine years ago) link
holy fuck that italian meme xpost
― flappy bird (spazzmatazz), Saturday, 7 March 2015 21:45 (nine years ago) link
really having trouble following the sequence of events above but i guess they're describing getting kicked out of a no-dogs homeless shelter? and then scraping together enough to buy a tent and relocate to a state park? SHARE THIS!
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 7 March 2015 22:02 (nine years ago) link
https://farm9.staticflickr.com/8644/16747411045_4c297a217f_b.jpg
A Florida radio station put out a variety of images w/ this text and people on my feed have been reposting and liking them all week. It no longer even feels like attempted wittiness but more like propaganda.
― a girl with colitis (Je55e), Sunday, 8 March 2015 00:54 (nine years ago) link
dog day isn't a day, its only an afternoon.
thank you.
― Mark G, Sunday, 8 March 2015 12:46 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/75047_623471787668881_882739361_n.jpg?oh=8fce9f533d1dfd751428597d1c186bfc&oe=55933F57&__gda__=1438491120_1a1f1d3fd2ac448cccf47d62059d875f
― how's life, Sunday, 8 March 2015 16:51 (nine years ago) link
picturing someone yanking that off the wall, running to the xerox machine and looking around desperately for some rubber cement
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 8 March 2015 17:02 (nine years ago) link
a modest propostal
― drash, Sunday, 8 March 2015 17:04 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/jbOo481.jpg
― pplains, Sunday, 8 March 2015 17:33 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/kAfJMnE.jpg
― pplains, Sunday, 8 March 2015 17:49 (nine years ago) link
Holy shit I'm using that first one, thanks! (Second one wouldn't mean much to the Floridians I know)
― a girl with colitis (Je55e), Sunday, 8 March 2015 17:54 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/psgxrAz.jpg
― pplains, Sunday, 8 March 2015 18:15 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11046749_1018575528339475_6521505214382994585_n.png?oh=20e0af61df7edbecff7aecc6e7784b6a&oe=557BBFFE
― flopson, Sunday, 8 March 2015 18:27 (nine years ago) link
i'm sure i would've thought that was pretty profound in high school
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 8 March 2015 18:29 (nine years ago) link
it's like flash fiction
― Luis Brañuel - Bell de Jour (wins), Sunday, 8 March 2015 18:31 (nine years ago) link
lonely guy thinking baout nicotine
― Aimless, Sunday, 8 March 2015 18:39 (nine years ago) link
oh wait, i get it. that took me a second. "its (sic) time to break my bad habit [which is] you."
for a minute, i thought it was signed on the bottom like a letter - like "sincerely, you."
― billstevejim, Sunday, 8 March 2015 20:20 (nine years ago) link
dear you
i'm leaving
sincerelyyou
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 8 March 2015 20:28 (nine years ago) link
You said "you", referring to me. Wrong; the correct answer is "you".
― Luis Brañuel - Bell de Jour (wins), Sunday, 8 March 2015 20:53 (nine years ago) link
At first I thought "this made me emotional" was flopson's text!
― That shit right there is precedented. (cryptosicko), Sunday, 8 March 2015 21:33 (nine years ago) link
haha same here
― Nhex, Sunday, 8 March 2015 22:48 (nine years ago) link
+1
― Luis Brañuel - Bell de Jour (wins), Sunday, 8 March 2015 22:49 (nine years ago) link
uhhhh wtf
http://i61.tinypic.com/2qa1p53.jpg
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Tuesday, 10 March 2015 20:01 (nine years ago) link
My mom has posted that one about prisoners/the elderly. ;_;
― Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Tuesday, 10 March 2015 20:12 (nine years ago) link
for a second i thought you meant she'd posted hammer smashed bagels's one, but with context cues indicating it was meant to be taken in reference to prisoners/the elderly
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 05:04 (nine years ago) link
this one just showed up on my feed with "sums up the modern world perfectly"http://pbs.twimg.com/media/B47oZIrIUAEmraJ.jpg%3Alargethat's gil, right?
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 11 March 2015 06:41 (nine years ago) link
http://k31.kn3.net/taringa/8/8/6/5/3/7//zekzek/448.jpg%3F5504
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 11 March 2015 06:42 (nine years ago) link
http://culturalles.u.c.f.unblog.fr/files/2014/09/filhadomenicogil.jpg
nothing like him
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/1/12/Gil.gif/revision/latest?cb=20110424073902
― daed bod (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 March 2015 06:58 (nine years ago) link
k maybe a bit
Aargh, fuck off friend of my mum's who has just posted this:
"Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who hasbeen with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since hisbirth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be rememberedas having cultivated such valuable lessons as:- Knowing when to come in out of the rain;- Why the early bird gets the worm;- Life isn't always fair;- and maybe it was my fault.Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulationswere set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissinga classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administersun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student becamepregnant and wanted to have an abortion.Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals receivedbetter treatment than their victims.Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your ownhome and the burglar could sue you for assault.Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steamingcup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.Common Sense was preceded in death, by his parents, Truth and Trust, by his wife,Discretion, by his daughter, Responsibility, and by his son, Reason.He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers;I Know My RightsI Want It NowSomeone Else Is To BlameI'm A VictimNot many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing"
― ailsa, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 10:46 (nine years ago) link
IT'S POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD GONE MAD!
http://i0.wp.com/funandwow.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/laugh_husband_horse1_final3_1.png?resize=200%2C200
― soref, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 11:36 (nine years ago) link
I want a job writing these.
― Jeff, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 11:38 (nine years ago) link
Go on then, audition begins..
― Mark G, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 11:48 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10487422_793151340752967_5820527527606480702_n.jpg?oh=89c035276edc971b7669ea6bd8d50100&oe=557F9856
― Abstinence Hawk (frogbs), Wednesday, 11 March 2015 11:54 (nine years ago) link
Laugh a per loser?
― Mark G, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 12:58 (nine years ago) link
parody.
― Three Word Username, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 13:00 (nine years ago) link
mm
― Mark G, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 13:03 (nine years ago) link
parody (but not great)
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Wednesday, 11 March 2015 14:35 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10698579_10206642654048406_2827950815292151176_n.jpg?oh=84d54cde1d26b047242745308eac5afc&oe=55706F37
― computer champion (harbl), Sunday, 15 March 2015 11:16 (nine years ago) link
if they like me the way i am good
pretty lady in wet shirt driving that msg home
― A MOOC, what's a MOOC? (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 15 March 2015 12:31 (nine years ago) link
Gotta have your obligatory, completely unrelated stock photo so readers have someone to identify with.
― Evan, Sunday, 15 March 2015 14:46 (nine years ago) link
she has a python neck good.
― mattresslessness, Sunday, 15 March 2015 16:47 (nine years ago) link
and people were behaving like they ought to good
― lettered and hapful (symsymsym), Sunday, 15 March 2015 17:48 (nine years ago) link
I have reached a point in my life where I still feel it is necessary to impress people by proclaiming that I don't care whether I impress them or not.
― Vic Perry, Sunday, 15 March 2015 17:51 (nine years ago) link
.. AND I DON'T CARE!!!
― Mark G, Sunday, 15 March 2015 17:55 (nine years ago) link
I have reached a point in my life where I no longer try to impress people, because I'm not all that impressive.
― Aimless, Sunday, 15 March 2015 18:14 (nine years ago) link
I'm impressed.
― Vic Perry, Sunday, 15 March 2015 18:18 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11025998_959395027424504_3298656576273844189_n.png?oh=056499ce4ac162c62554db1e7c9b6a7b&oe=55796F69&__gda__=1434893059_8599a3185831068aac574dea73aa89f2
― toucan orca ink (how's life), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 14:36 (nine years ago) link
always knew what the pirates' flag looked like. always wondered what the pirates' flag was thinking.
― Team Foxcatcherwatcher (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 14:42 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10377468_714660321913543_4317514180247596864_n.jpg?oh=b275050fc227bf643b1144796ce1e7d8&oe=5582B276&__gda__=1438471879_6c20e5a7ec6c835948449a22ab476090
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 18 March 2015 13:01 (nine years ago) link
destroys the next generation, sweet weeping jesus.
― toucan orca ink (how's life), Wednesday, 18 March 2015 13:04 (nine years ago) link
damn, it don't goes more accurate than those
― Abstinence Hawk (frogbs), Wednesday, 18 March 2015 13:06 (nine years ago) link
interested to hear about this multiple occupancy condom
― A MOOC, what's a MOOC? (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 18 March 2015 14:29 (nine years ago) link
Damn, my joke was funny
― A MOOC, what's a MOOC? (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 18 March 2015 14:30 (nine years ago) link
Where did you put it?
― Mark G, Wednesday, 18 March 2015 14:32 (nine years ago) link
Ach, it'll turn up
― A MOOC, what's a MOOC? (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 18 March 2015 14:38 (nine years ago) link
I just spent way too much time considering the physical logistics of that.
― toucan orca ink (how's life), Wednesday, 18 March 2015 14:39 (nine years ago) link
not really mocking this one, but I don't know where to put ithttps://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/1484956/stevie%20.jpg
― Team Foxcatcherwatcher (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 19 March 2015 00:06 (nine years ago) link
― 龜, Thursday, 19 March 2015 00:10 (nine years ago) link
Was gonna say
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 March 2015 00:21 (nine years ago) link
unless i'm missing something that seems like a supremely legitimate use of facebook
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 19 March 2015 00:57 (nine years ago) link
I agree. just lol'd at the 'stevie d' part. but I did not know about this 'too much time on ilx' thread, which sounds more appropriate. or maybe I'm just being told that I've spent too much time on ilx.
― Team Foxcatcherwatcher (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 19 March 2015 01:20 (nine years ago) link
which is fair enough tbh
no, there's a thread. it's 77 tho'.
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 March 2015 03:04 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/1422567_10152623538751512_7622857926813473202_n.jpg?oh=f622235e687b01f242530a169dfb3f28&oe=55B23EAB&__gda__=1438088850_eaaf5057adb85340aec892c82df4e42d
― cardamon, Sunday, 22 March 2015 10:23 (nine years ago) link
no shit I came here to post that exact thing
― sexpost TMIing! (wins), Sunday, 22 March 2015 10:37 (nine years ago) link
really hate when people write "veg." somehow that's what i hate most about that. i'm irrational.
― computer champion (harbl), Sunday, 22 March 2015 11:22 (nine years ago) link
you sneer, but it seems to be working ok for David Avocado Wolfe and his friends
http://www.pedestrian.tv/images/article/2011/03/14/David-Wolfe-Party-642-380.jpg
― soref, Sunday, 22 March 2015 12:50 (nine years ago) link
David Wolfe (a.k.a. Chocolate Pope Avocado Cacao)
― soref, Sunday, 22 March 2015 12:55 (nine years ago) link
omg http://www.davidwolfe.com/
― computer champion (harbl), Sunday, 22 March 2015 13:05 (nine years ago) link
The rock star of the superfoods and longevity world, America’s TOP CEOs, Global Ambassadors, Hollywood celebrities, busy professionals, and even the most powerful buying influence in the nation—Moms—all look to David for expert advice in health, beauty, herbalism, nutrition and chocolate!
― computer champion (harbl), Sunday, 22 March 2015 13:06 (nine years ago) link
aw man, a perm and a will to make money from lying to idiots and i too cd've been a millionaire longevity guru
― daed bod (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 22 March 2015 13:37 (nine years ago) link
http://www.eternallifefanclub.com/memes/Quote-David-Wolfe.jpg
― soref, Sunday, 22 March 2015 13:41 (nine years ago) link
jesus God the concept of living 70+ years already terrifies me, who the fuck would wanna last that long
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 22 March 2015 13:45 (nine years ago) link
ELF
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 22 March 2015 13:46 (nine years ago) link
http://www.groundology.co.uk/
― emil.y, Sunday, 22 March 2015 13:54 (nine years ago) link
3000 years worth of terrible facebook image macros
https://www.facebook.com/EternalLifeFan/photos_stream
― soref, Sunday, 22 March 2015 13:59 (nine years ago) link
What a goldmine, I didn't realise David Avocado was a thing. As to the image macro, there's a lot going on there but I'm reminded of Nietzsche's rebuke to the Stoics - you say we should spend more time in nature, but how are we ever out of it in the first place? Indoors is nature. It's a moot point, we need to think way out of the box
― cardamon, Sunday, 22 March 2015 14:03 (nine years ago) link
box is underrated iirc
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 22 March 2015 14:04 (nine years ago) link
this stuff should all be xposted to gr8080's life coach thread but i spent several hours a couple months ago reading about the "institute for integrative nutrition" and sinking into the internet black hole of all these "health coach" blogs where the "coach" has a certificate from them. always a thin white female, smiling with open mouth, average age 30. this david avocado chocolate guy is one of their lecturers.
― computer champion (harbl), Sunday, 22 March 2015 14:11 (nine years ago) link
http://i61.tinypic.com/123o02u.jpg
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 22 March 2015 15:37 (nine years ago) link
Do ellipses carry endorphins and I've just been unaware all this time?
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 22 March 2015 15:38 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnK_6BavWkc
― emil.y, Sunday, 22 March 2015 15:49 (nine years ago) link
The rock star of the superfoods and longevity world, America’s TOP CEOs, Global Ambassadors, Hollywood celebrities, busy professionals, and even the most powerful buying influence in the nation—Moms—all look to David for expert advice
Honestly what's annoying me most about this is the grammar, rrrrrrgh
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 22 March 2015 16:57 (nine years ago) link
just the phrase "david avocado" is funnyare people still suggesting that "ditch your tv" is a good idea? Golden age iirc
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 22 March 2015 19:18 (nine years ago) link
obviously should be replaced with "ditch your smartphone"
― Nhex, Sunday, 22 March 2015 19:24 (nine years ago) link
right right
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 22 March 2015 19:24 (nine years ago) link
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, March 22, 2015 12:57 PM (3 hours ago)
it is almost correct if he is saying the rock star of the superfoods and longevity world looks to david avocado for advice
― computer champion (harbl), Sunday, 22 March 2015 20:50 (nine years ago) link
hi, i'm david avocado
Yes, it's got a Something Awful URL on it but it was posted by this FB group https://www.facebook.com/FeministsAgainstVaccination and I just can't figure out the game.
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/11044618_1675330549360870_5199910989538201784_n.jpg?oh=0a70f46a16a7a3e7d0aecee5aab97a5d&oe=55AE0606&__gda__=1433420685_c889a622b41fee0611336812e0378727
― a girl with colitis (Je55e), Sunday, 22 March 2015 20:57 (nine years ago) link
― post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Sunday, 22 March 2015 21:05 (nine years ago) link
incredible
― tayto fan (Michael B), Sunday, 22 March 2015 21:11 (nine years ago) link
the SA tag probably indicates this was originally a really sarcastic parody and these people just don't get it
― mh, Sunday, 22 March 2015 21:22 (nine years ago) link
lol, yes, that's a parody.
― emil.y, Sunday, 22 March 2015 21:58 (nine years ago) link
There were a few of those SA ones spread around a while back.
― emil.y, Sunday, 22 March 2015 21:59 (nine years ago) link
― computer champion (harbl), Sunday, March 22, 2015 4:22 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
otm, never say "veg" except as a verb as in "to veg out"
― stately, plump buck angel (silby), Sunday, 22 March 2015 23:50 (nine years ago) link
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 22 March 2015 23:56 (nine years ago) link
veg girl
― computer champion (harbl), Sunday, 22 March 2015 23:57 (nine years ago) link
I figured out that it was a parody but I was looking for an agenda, particularly for one behind the Feminists Against Vaccination group. Now I don't think there really is one.xps
― a girl with colitis (Je55e), Sunday, 22 March 2015 23:58 (nine years ago) link
veg is ok, "veggies" is heinous tho
― sexpost TMIing! (wins), Sunday, 22 March 2015 23:58 (nine years ago) link
veggies is the americanized version of "veg", just as insidious
― mh, Monday, 23 March 2015 00:01 (nine years ago) link
Everyone should pronounce it like Brian Wilson
― Team Foxcatcherwatcher (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 23 March 2015 00:18 (nine years ago) link
That vax = smack parody thing unfortunately keeps doing the round with serious antivaxer idiots over and over, who just dont get that its meant to be an exaggerated joke.
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Monday, 23 March 2015 02:36 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11026161_969447336401465_465188238479117537_n.jpg?oh=f03d3a659e275b0de495f92077dce267&oe=55BAC686
105 The RiverMarch 6 · For the sake of music fans everywhere... DO IT!!! :)
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 23 March 2015 03:35 (nine years ago) link
i really don't see a lot of crossover between those two...
― Nhex, Monday, 23 March 2015 03:50 (nine years ago) link
LOL the most normal boring Zappa picture ever. It makes it looks like Zappa is Bieber's touring guitarist.
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 23 March 2015 05:42 (nine years ago) link
That one doesnt even make sense! "oh check out that mistachio guy, gosh even tho I'm into R&B and pop I'mma check out his noodling RITE NOW".
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Monday, 23 March 2015 06:16 (nine years ago) link
Every time someone shares this picture
A Justin Bieber fan discoversDigital Generation Loss
― A MOOC, what's a MOOC? (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 23 March 2015 09:52 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11026024_973662459341064_2663329373716281198_n.jpg?oh=7b17e66aae025e1ab6fd144f06f4a54b&oe=55AF60DF
Shut up and think about it, jerkwad!
― nickn, Monday, 23 March 2015 18:41 (nine years ago) link
.. Ironic
― Mark G, Monday, 23 March 2015 18:43 (nine years ago) link
TINSEL and ENLIST are spelled with the same letters. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
― Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Monday, 23 March 2015 18:53 (nine years ago) link
tinkle bout it
― Team Foxcatcherwatcher (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 23 March 2015 18:55 (nine years ago) link
Lol that fact appears in Paul Morley's words & music, along with the fact that - and prepare yourselves for this - "L, I, S & T are the first four letters of listen."
― sexpost TMIing! (wins), Monday, 23 March 2015 18:58 (nine years ago) link
I'm guessing the group itself is satire too. Some of these posts can't be serious.
Feminists Against VaccinationFebruary 10 ·
Feminists against Vaccination is expanding as a community, bringing together diverse feminists from all corners of the internet, and all walks of life. We have almost reached our 15 subscriber milestone! I would like to personally thank all of you for protecting children everywhere from the dangers of "big-government" vaccines, as well as helping to promote positive gender identity for all women. The following is a genius quote from a smart man. If you read carefully, you will find the brilliant metaphor comparing the big government to "greedy swine."
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10968404_1664186493808609_965159452980346972_n.png?oh=19440de2209a1308327100abe0653a2a&oe=55701B4B&__gda__=1438224634_ce910f01bce60f3cd9e12ae98453b1b5
― jmm, Monday, 23 March 2015 19:07 (nine years ago) link
idk
― post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Monday, 23 March 2015 20:23 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/jJ3c526.jpg
― joygoat, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 15:11 (nine years ago) link
and in the middle there's a cloaca
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 15:13 (nine years ago) link
birding?
― why dont u say something or like just die (dog latin), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 15:17 (nine years ago) link
OI MATES SOME BIG BOTTOM BIRDING IS ALL OVER THE NEWSY WEWSIE-FEEDS, I"M GONNA MAKE ME A 'ORRIBLE POST ABOUT IT TO ME FACEBOOK CHUMS, ALSO BLOOD SAUSAGE IS DELICIOUS
― bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 15:19 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10629628_863273653718208_9017962669777382023_n.jpg?oh=eda4a327cda23f5be341b94bdfc4bbdc&oe=557235D0&__gda__=1434034536_388b44c721cea4dea050af7a159c349e
So your misery is your own fault, hippy.
― nickn, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 20:47 (nine years ago) link
even if one assumes that macro is correct, it would still be massively unhelpful and stupidly smug
― Aimless, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 21:06 (nine years ago) link
"somebody cut a vibrational attitude!""i didn't emit it""me neither""whoever felt it belt it"
― Vic Perry, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 21:42 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11068099_1435547950071071_2272727562333484991_n.jpg?oh=caa62a7bd1dfe745fc3dd7b8362295f2&oe=55ABEE22
― pissbaby nobody in the corner (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 2 April 2015 11:03 (nine years ago) link
What's on the stomach??? ANd a giant smiley head!!!! Terrifying.
― Jeff, Thursday, 2 April 2015 11:07 (nine years ago) link
Something wrapped around a letter L. I'm not sure what.
http://laughingcolours.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/10896299_10153143828744578_1199623112362104401_o-650x650.jpg
― jmm, Thursday, 2 April 2015 11:52 (nine years ago) link
worst shel silverstein poem ever
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Thursday, 2 April 2015 14:48 (nine years ago) link
1 Proposal = 1 Marriage -
― And let’s say a new Hozier comes along, and Spotify outbids you (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 2 April 2015 15:05 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/541564_660498750739182_389728175739712971_n.jpg?oh=1dc0d8129e9500f25f1f8ba0f913c0aa&oe=55A2D443&__gda__=1437011996_828fac190b0ba8685d98cd73c96ddccc
― computer champion (harbl), Thursday, 2 April 2015 23:09 (nine years ago) link
beware of GLANCE! otm I'm going to stare menacingly at everyone I meet just in case
― kriss akabusi cleaner (seandalai), Friday, 3 April 2015 00:56 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10995341_1024477420901024_7102145774946179870_n.jpg?oh=d2b6ae755fa1084a6cd7cc3de0dda619&oe=55B7897DThis is a sign your house has been watched and your dogs are ear marked for abduction!! They tie bags in trees around your house and then your dogs are stolen when they are let out !! Plz share!!! They steal dogs then use them as bait for dog fights!!!! Share share share!!
― And let’s say a new Hozier comes along, and Spotify outbids you (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 4 April 2015 05:32 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/XYzqGAM.jpg
― 龜, Saturday, 4 April 2015 12:24 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10395172_10152760682108202_229882505904636777_n.jpg?oh=fe02a0033782dff65e8bb4a137d16d32&oe=55A33CF7&__gda__=1437520797_ca286e0e0e423bda5d2c3e4f071d73ea
― cardamon, Saturday, 4 April 2015 13:01 (nine years ago) link
hahhh
― Abstinence Hawk (frogbs), Saturday, 4 April 2015 13:57 (nine years ago) link
Beware of GLANS
― their fantastic and relevant debut single, ‘Times Are Hard’ (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 4 April 2015 13:59 (nine years ago) link
thinking of posting that giraffe coffee one
― computer champion (harbl), Saturday, 4 April 2015 14:08 (nine years ago) link
that laughing colours site is a goldmine of kook
http://laughingcolours.com/
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 4 April 2015 22:53 (nine years ago) link
http://laughingcolours.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/10685549_10152963337999578_6954747408460007524_n-650x605.jpg
― jmm, Saturday, 4 April 2015 23:15 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/pHQRacf.jpg
― 龜, Thursday, 9 April 2015 02:02 (nine years ago) link
i don't get this one, like yah it's a cool photo but does anyone actually understand the lines with numbers in them? feel like u could just overlay that on any photo and people would be like "oh. my. god" i like the one guy squeezing the white-haired dudes head though pre-twist ha
https://scontent-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10418172_10152941020067638_2164831104401666705_n.jpg?oh=d667957aba8ab9e310af943f983e7628&oe=5599BD91
― flopson, Friday, 10 April 2015 01:04 (nine years ago) link
I think it's supposed to be some kind of Fibonacci sequence for volumes, and as such relates to classical painting composition.
― nickn, Friday, 10 April 2015 01:11 (nine years ago) link
Its the Golden Ratio.
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Friday, 10 April 2015 01:27 (nine years ago) link
And yeah frankly I think they're clutching at straws saying that composition is at all fitting.
it has some classical composition qualities
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 10 April 2015 01:39 (nine years ago) link
That is actually really cool.
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/23/71/76/2371766289653c200c14abb73a7ed507.jpg
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 10 April 2015 02:08 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/7YzHwsm.jpg
― 龜, Friday, 10 April 2015 02:10 (nine years ago) link
better days
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 10 April 2015 02:53 (nine years ago) link
http://aperiodical.com/2014/11/all-that-glitters-is-not-golden-a-fibonacci-day-roundup/
― creaks, whines and trife (s.clover), Friday, 10 April 2015 03:07 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/11143151_755086997936818_2794607067639260681_n.jpg?oh=6535cd612adc12bcaedc1b7f11f128b7&oe=55DF315F
'Unbelievable facts'
― but then again, who really cares? I don’t. (dog latin), Monday, 13 April 2015 12:52 (nine years ago) link
truly unbelievable
― mh, Monday, 13 April 2015 13:49 (nine years ago) link
www.unbelievablefacts.org is kinda bet-hedging there with 'has/had'
― bizarro gazzara, Monday, 13 April 2015 15:28 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/10547703_10152604796578628_7512077994601538049_n.jpg?oh=0c13d6c318a923ec2a77a57a8022797f&oe=55AD9C54&__gda__=1436535697_854a85491a428f22db6c50581cba7ad8
― amalmer panda (qiqing), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 02:46 (nine years ago) link
you explode?
― Giant Purple Wakerobin (Aimless), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 02:48 (nine years ago) link
You get nowhere in queues and with overcharges on your water bill?
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 03:05 (nine years ago) link
So after the 24 hour haitus, and you go back to complaining again, that is when your life starts changing.
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 03:29 (nine years ago) link
Man is complaining about the complainers
― Mark G, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 07:38 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xO_sDtI2bYk
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 14:23 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10470915_416714705155067_8828657410777341399_n.jpg?oh=81e6700004b78046eca35c9d89a977a6&oe=55DF78A2&__gda__=1440749000_61ea9782bfb31d3e94e6ae8df8f40948
― 'come around to your house and fuck your ho' (paraphrase) (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 17 April 2015 08:32 (nine years ago) link
sure am glad i don't have any false thoughts
― 'come around to your house and fuck your ho' (paraphrase) (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 17 April 2015 08:33 (nine years ago) link
Also just googled to find out who ~Philip Arnold~ is when he's at home, and
Philip Arnold was a confidence trickster from Elizabethtown, Kentucky, and the brains behind the legendary diamond hoax of 1872, which fooled people into investing in a phony diamond mining operation.
― 'come around to your house and fuck your ho' (paraphrase) (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 17 April 2015 08:35 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/bwdfs6m.jpg
― gr8080, Monday, 27 April 2015 13:39 (eight years ago) link
avocado wolf needs to read up on malaria
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 27 April 2015 19:26 (eight years ago) link
good title for EP by punk band "avocado wolf"
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 27 April 2015 19:28 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/DSu8X9e.gif
― tsrobodo, Wednesday, 29 April 2015 19:27 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/11193273_967298076642230_4260689170155765382_n.jpg?oh=fb7409057e15a71720964340ea7295ad&oe=55CE8CFA
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 29 April 2015 19:51 (eight years ago) link
tell me more about the @rebel circus VIBRATOR
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 April 2015 19:51 (eight years ago) link
just imagining the rebel circus guy's ah-ha moment when he discovers that putting his watermark in the middle of his meme graphics will prevent people from cropping it out
― gr8080, Thursday, 30 April 2015 12:52 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/6dJs0Xl.jpg
slow burn manny
― Bookmark No Bingus Permalink (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 30 April 2015 14:12 (eight years ago) link
Okay
― but then again, who really cares? I don’t. (dog latin), Thursday, 30 April 2015 18:34 (eight years ago) link
i'm becoming a connoisseur of weird recipes for people who love disgusting desserts but don't understand cookinghttps://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/10702189_10204235694625979_5705619285104854500_n.jpg?oh=a3e1f69c75dcc4c1e5c9a2e900e8fcd1&oe=55CAC035&__gda__=1440828144_265fe9add28c4d01c13c2b160c81c352
― computer champion (harbl), Thursday, 30 April 2015 23:16 (eight years ago) link
devil's foodcondiment cake
― Bookmark No Bingus Permalink (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 1 May 2015 00:16 (eight years ago) link
there was some conversation on a 77 thread about terrible recipes for people who don't understand cooking, like this one
http://www.tasteofhome.com/recipes/peanut-butter-chocolate-dessert
― jennifer islam (silby), Friday, 1 May 2015 01:39 (eight years ago) link
sweet_but_i_bite Reviewed Jan. 5, 2015 "I love this recipe! I made it for my husband to take to a work dessert contest and won first place! I'm diabetic, so I tweaked the recipe a little to make it a little lower in sugar. I use light whipped topping, and sugar free pudding."
― jennifer islam (silby), Friday, 1 May 2015 01:40 (eight years ago) link
jesus christ chocolate mayonnaise what a world
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 1 May 2015 10:01 (eight years ago) link
Could be worse:http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--aqTFi1Mk--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_320/17x9kjm2fipgtjpg.jpg
― as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Wednesday, 6 May 2015 05:31 (eight years ago) link
"semen flan" = two words i never wanted to think much less type, thanks for diminishing my humanity
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 May 2015 06:05 (eight years ago) link
"and now you need to get more involved..."
― Mark G, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 06:30 (eight years ago) link
nooooooo xxpost
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 6 May 2015 06:34 (eight years ago) link
xcpost?
― Mark G, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 06:45 (eight years ago) link
chocolate mayonnaise still worse imo
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 09:40 (eight years ago) link
OK, it's your party..
― Mark G, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 10:55 (eight years ago) link
Only if that's a euphemism.
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Wednesday, 6 May 2015 11:06 (eight years ago) link
ts: chocolate mayonnaise vs semen flan
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 12:05 (eight years ago) link
dammit i should have made that 'poo: chocolate mayonnaise or semen flan'
I'm not being antisocial, but...
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/11046681_869774693069144_947083810103039762_n.jpg?oh=fdbdc65f94a834b7f1586cc07ada3f65&oe=55DC7AD7
― p:s nerds know (dog latin), Friday, 8 May 2015 12:13 (eight years ago) link
they watch Game of Thrones.
That's a drama, innit?
― Mark G, Friday, 8 May 2015 12:34 (eight years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10394527_961899717172916_1248811214212131964_n.jpg?oh=6ec9c19c6a9b4576931b0951b28c388c&oe=55DEFB94&__gda__=1438589469_ab114bbff6c29070cb8d75075bdb02d4
― anthony braxton diamond geezer (anagram), Friday, 8 May 2015 14:50 (eight years ago) link
good luck with that
― ultimate american sock (mh), Friday, 8 May 2015 15:04 (eight years ago) link
chocolate mayonnaise cake is not weird, you guys! the mayonnaise just replaces the eggs and oil (or other fat) in the recipe. i think it was originally one of those emergency pantry recipes for when, you know, company's coming and you need a cake but ran out of eggs or whatever.
― gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Friday, 8 May 2015 15:17 (eight years ago) link
It's not like that's a particularly deep or insightful statement. How unique and interesting! You don't like stress or worry and want to be happy! Fascinating!
xp the thing about not being rich, not the thing about mayo cake, which is actually pretty interesting.
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Friday, 8 May 2015 15:19 (eight years ago) link
mayo cake is my mom's go-to chocolate cake recipe. it was my birthday cake for many years!
― gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Friday, 8 May 2015 15:26 (eight years ago) link
there are phone numbers you can call
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 8 May 2015 15:59 (eight years ago) link
someone please construct a Good Charlotte based rebuttal of this misguided post
― Sufjan Grafton, Friday, 8 May 2015 16:00 (eight years ago) link
http://www.values.com/
Good stuff here. Share and like.
― Evan, Friday, 8 May 2015 17:19 (eight years ago) link
http://quotes.values.com/quote_artwork/7282/large/friday_quote.jpg%3F1430421267
― “audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Friday, 8 May 2015 18:07 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/1521842_723166044385699_6275619440678505073_n.jpg?oh=3d44b391bdc8296851e574c1ac870bb4&oe=560ADF7A
― nickn, Saturday, 9 May 2015 20:22 (eight years ago) link
"No he's dead"
― Mark G, Saturday, 9 May 2015 20:42 (eight years ago) link
why is his head four times larger than everyone else's?
― soref, Saturday, 9 May 2015 20:51 (eight years ago) link
it's swollen with grief
― Sufjan Grafton, Saturday, 9 May 2015 21:16 (eight years ago) link
surprised they didn't notice
dad's head was too
― j., Saturday, 9 May 2015 22:41 (eight years ago) link
you would be able to see that
if he was alive
but he's dead
I thought the big-headed character was so distraught by the taunting of the tiny-headed characters that instead of going home and giving its dad the flower for his birthday, it chose to go cry in a graveyard and dropped the flower next to a random gravestone.
― Aimless, Saturday, 9 May 2015 22:51 (eight years ago) link
bullying exhortation against bullying
― Vic Perry, Saturday, 9 May 2015 23:24 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/19fdMAk.jpg
― painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 16:10 (eight years ago) link
it's true, i have let countless people die because of lunch.
― “audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 16:17 (eight years ago) link
Hahaha that is so lacking in foundation that nobody with any sense should read that and think "Yeah this proves that Christianity is superior! Gotcha atheists!" but I know there are people high fiving about how this is a total truth bomb.
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 16:18 (eight years ago) link
I just finished a reuben worth five or six drowners. xp
― WilliamC, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 16:19 (eight years ago) link
Darwinism is about entire species and their fitness, so me not ensuring the survival of members of my species is kind of anti-Darwinist
that being the least of the probs here
― ultimate american sock (mh), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 16:20 (eight years ago) link
I also don't view the suffering of the poor as virtuous, checkmate, Christians!
― ultimate american sock (mh), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 16:21 (eight years ago) link
i WISH my lunch habits had the power to decide the fate of man!
― Nhex, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 18:20 (eight years ago) link
Who goes swimming at lunch? Let 'em drown tbh. Lunchtime is for lunching. Then waiting an hour.
― I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 18:31 (eight years ago) link
A man is drowningChristian: Takes a photo to prove existence of God to people on facebook
― kinder, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 19:30 (eight years ago) link
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 19:32 (eight years ago) link
He jumps in to save man
(doesn't seem to be accomplishing much in that line, has to be said)
― 'come around to your house and fuck your ho' (paraphrase) (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 19:33 (eight years ago) link
A man is drowning.
Kanamit
Thinks: "Hey, that guy will be dead soon." Pulls out To Serve Man.
― I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 19:41 (eight years ago) link
soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo many friggin' variations on the whole: dammit, it's time for ME now themes. fuck the world i'm gonna be fucking happy. maybe we were too hasty calling the 70's the Me Generation. or maybe they are the same people only older...damn boomers...
― scott seward, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 20:01 (eight years ago) link
not waving but Darwinism
― CRABLE SAVVAGE (weatheringdaleson), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 22:47 (eight years ago) link
the doe-eyed, raven-haired man that atheists want to drown
― computer champion (harbl), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 23:35 (eight years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CEuwVPyUgAAkpav.jpg:large
― Keith Moom (Neil S), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 11:35 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/11138643_10152751534496836_1340137489096556026_n.jpg?oh=32ed62acb6cc35940a32847621215fd5&oe=55D47EE1
― pull blart, maul cops (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 16 May 2015 06:51 (eight years ago) link
aesthetic choices on this one are really doing it for me
― pull blart, maul cops (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 16 May 2015 06:52 (eight years ago) link
another david avocado wolfe discovered in its natural environment
https://i.imgur.com/lKUho3s.jpg
― entry-level umami (mild bleu cheese vibes) (s.clover), Sunday, 17 May 2015 16:42 (eight years ago) link
okay so Wolfe may in fact be Chinese/Japanese
― eremitic brid (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 17 May 2015 16:48 (eight years ago) link
Cool anarchist mom
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 17 May 2015 17:20 (eight years ago) link
love how this is right at the cusp of mommyblogger, food nut, peace-and-love, and infowars
― entry-level umami (mild bleu cheese vibes) (s.clover), Sunday, 17 May 2015 17:36 (eight years ago) link
I think I know at least one person who probably has all those aspects
― ultimate american sock (mh), Sunday, 17 May 2015 17:58 (eight years ago) link
So, mommy, what about all those wars back before there were any banks?
― Aimless, Sunday, 17 May 2015 18:07 (eight years ago) link
Do you mean pre-agricultural?
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 17 May 2015 18:19 (eight years ago) link
To the best of my knowledge, the Mongols had no banking institutions when they swept across Asia into Europe.
― Aimless, Sunday, 17 May 2015 18:25 (eight years ago) link
But they were well supplied with psychopaths, tbf.
i wasn't aware there's been much archeological psychiatry done on the medieval Mongols
― eremitic brid (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 17 May 2015 18:29 (eight years ago) link
it looks like the mongols had some currency in the 1200s soon
― ultimate american sock (mh), Monday, 18 May 2015 01:20 (eight years ago) link
that was supposed to be "..sooooo...."
― ultimate american sock (mh), Monday, 18 May 2015 01:21 (eight years ago) link
david avocado wolfe needs to learn how fucking speech bubbles work cuz the cool anarchist mom is answering her son's question before he asks it
― bizarro gazzara, Monday, 18 May 2015 10:16 (eight years ago) link
Son is being sarcastic in middle of mum's boring lecture
― sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Monday, 18 May 2015 10:41 (eight years ago) link
This vibe is really strong where I live; I saw a young man and woman with their baby at the farmer's market and hippie natural foods co-op the other day, he was wearing this shirt:
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/6b/b4/bb/6bb4bbdb5e19fde893bc69d40c139ad0.jpg
― joygoat, Monday, 18 May 2015 15:29 (eight years ago) link
he probably didn't get any good deals on sprouts
― Mr. Murphy in the wine bar. (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 18 May 2015 15:31 (eight years ago) link
so confused by this combination
― Nhex, Monday, 18 May 2015 17:56 (eight years ago) link
The woman I went to high school with who opened a natural foods co-op (pastured chicken, local ranch beef, etc.) is also super right-wing, loves Ron Paul, anti-vaxxer and has a sideline in selling essential oils.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 18 May 2015 18:10 (eight years ago) link
Which shouldn't be surprising, given that Whole Foods was founded by a libertarian nutbag, I guess.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 18 May 2015 18:11 (eight years ago) link
that is actually a thing, people who are sure big government and big business are after you
you can't crack down on business, though. business is good.
― ultimate american sock (mh), Monday, 18 May 2015 18:25 (eight years ago) link
Couldn't give it a week, could they?
http://i.imgur.com/rKl52oj.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 19 May 2015 13:31 (eight years ago) link
What about severe head trauma?
― as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Wednesday, 20 May 2015 06:29 (eight years ago) link
the beautiful thing about severe head trauma is nobody can take it away from you
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 20 May 2015 08:38 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/s480x480/11112423_692307780879381_5923279909698920317_n.png?oh=21e4fad7900d5aa54ff5324543eabe41&oe=56077103
― nickn, Saturday, 23 May 2015 17:31 (eight years ago) link
crystallites of crosses
― Mr. Murphy in the wine bar. (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 24 May 2015 01:06 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/11229560_10206912550955062_3559430443722477446_n.jpg?oh=e01b5b414849829ab86e58acec493f80&oe=55FB0D20
― cause baby, now we got dad bod (how's life), Monday, 25 May 2015 23:11 (eight years ago) link
:)
― drash, Monday, 25 May 2015 23:24 (eight years ago) link
go ask no forward always
― computer champion (harbl), Monday, 25 May 2015 23:26 (eight years ago) link
What if you don't ask, but just go after what you want? Will the answer still always be no?
― Aimless, Monday, 25 May 2015 23:54 (eight years ago) link
ask or go ask, there is no forward
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 00:26 (eight years ago) link
...always
― Evan, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 01:19 (eight years ago) link
go ask no forward always― computer champion (harbl), Monday, May 25, 2015
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 01:32 (eight years ago) link
This isn't an art thing, but...
http://i.imgur.com/th1rh1I.png
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 05:56 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/1471238_10152096570944111_1431420263_n.jpg?oh=5dc9917d5268330e596833dfa18aea84&oe=560292F5
― computer champion (harbl), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 09:53 (eight years ago) link
SADLY,
― Keith Moom (Neil S), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 09:58 (eight years ago) link
3 percent of Facebookers is over 43 million shares so that's pretty good really
― gong mad (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 10:31 (eight years ago) link
Memorial-season uptick in magical thinking from Gold Star Mom in my Facebook friends. At this point a bird shitting on this woman's shoulder will be presented as evidence that her Dead Ranger Son is communicating from beyond the grave. And the idiots who continually affirm this nonsense...
Also just FYI, there's a THING amongst soft-headed dog owners after a canine death in the family where Fido will see you again at the Rainbow Bridge. NO.
― scientist/exotic dancer (suzy), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 10:59 (eight years ago) link
if people find solace in it then i don't see much harm, i guess, tho whether angelic thinking has a deeper poisoning effect i'm not sure
― gong mad (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 12:04 (eight years ago) link
After my beloved cat died I decided to temporarily believe in cat heaven, which actually helped. I didn't post on Facebook about it though.
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 12:28 (eight years ago) link
Cat heaven is real and totally awesome and I look forward to spending eternity as a tiger in a tree with my departed buddies, but the rainbow bridge is just dumb schmaltzy stuff.
― Three Word Username, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 12:45 (eight years ago) link
Tell that to the asgardians
― ultimate american sock (mh), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 13:07 (eight years ago) link
Will the dog be jamming with Hendrix?
― nickn, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 16:51 (eight years ago) link
https://simpsonswiki.com/w/images/thumb/c/c0/Rover_Hendrix.png/250px-Rover_Hendrix.png
― NotKnowPotato (stevie), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 19:03 (eight years ago) link
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/29/fd/2d/29fd2da4254bb9d44b3579ccf3cc97cd.jpg
this just bothers me bc literally in the year 2000 my middle school principal held an assembly in which he lectured us about the great sagging pants problem
― qualx, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 03:13 (eight years ago) link
also the first two images in this sequence were clearly going for something else originally
― qualx, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 03:15 (eight years ago) link
The amount of thought, time and talent that went into that image would not fill a thimble.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 03:38 (eight years ago) link
Compression on 2015 is amazing, like the pants are vibrating every molecule in the universe.
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 03:43 (eight years ago) link
Rand Paul: Denim Spats in 2020
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 03:58 (eight years ago) link
Still, interesting boots.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 06:43 (eight years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CCGCMWuWEAArJm3.jpg
[citation needed]
― Frobisher, Friday, 29 May 2015 19:59 (eight years ago) link
not needed because he said "it appears"
― computer champion (harbl), Saturday, 30 May 2015 00:31 (eight years ago) link
Where do women fit in his statistics?
― nickn, Saturday, 30 May 2015 00:43 (eight years ago) link
wanna be clear that i am killing you precisely because you are a girl*clicks counter*
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 30 May 2015 14:47 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/1625727_10151845168911863_1882220743_n.jpg?oh=1d796835f2e96304ff28009129519e8b&oe=56079720
― Three Word Username, Monday, 1 June 2015 12:08 (eight years ago) link
without missing a beat, even!
― frogbs, Monday, 1 June 2015 12:21 (eight years ago) link
rather Arabic-looking woman
― p:s nerds know (dog latin), Monday, 1 June 2015 12:33 (eight years ago) link
sorry if we've had this one already...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/birdnestsoup/xCapture.jpg
― Frank 4ad (NickB), Monday, 1 June 2015 12:59 (eight years ago) link
trazy-poo
― NotKnowPotato (stevie), Monday, 1 June 2015 13:17 (eight years ago) link
Gay vernacular = baby talk?
― jmm, Monday, 1 June 2015 13:38 (eight years ago) link
what the hell is that, nick.
I ask out of jealousy since i didn't think of it first.
― pplains, Monday, 1 June 2015 13:44 (eight years ago) link
should've spent more time looking at my Everything is OK wall.
― pplains, Monday, 1 June 2015 13:45 (eight years ago) link
Norman Rockwell + Dees = SWAT Teams on Fatties... How does it NOT make sense?
― Frobisher, Monday, 1 June 2015 22:48 (eight years ago) link
brb gonna go get an MSG burger.
― Frobisher, Monday, 1 June 2015 22:49 (eight years ago) link
gays vs terrists
― Bnad, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 03:17 (eight years ago) link
made this or FB after being inspired by the anguished philosophers thread:
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/11351316_882616678478374_2959348984621827832_n.jpg?oh=6571456239eb5f3735bc5b7102246f3e&oe=55F84A24
― Darin, Thursday, 4 June 2015 21:05 (eight years ago) link
― as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Friday, 5 June 2015 04:59 (eight years ago) link
would like
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Friday, 5 June 2015 05:28 (eight years ago) link
― smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Friday, 5 June 2015 06:23 (eight years ago) link
🗻this just bothers me bc literally in the year 2000 my middle school principal held an assembly in which he lectured us about the great sagging pants problem
― smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Friday, 5 June 2015 06:24 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/11425130_851338238249106_5621199222644024496_n.png?oh=283befc4da0ccc61aa04be12713027b2&oe=56099B26
― how's life, Friday, 5 June 2015 08:33 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-9/11400986_742432452524358_6071234690845304572_n.jpg?oh=a707b4fc52a97513c7c972fa4867b9eb&oe=55E664C9
― how's life, Friday, 5 June 2015 08:37 (eight years ago) link
what kind of bakery sugar-coats shit?
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 5 June 2015 09:30 (eight years ago) link
#mymouthisnotabakery
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 5 June 2015 12:02 (eight years ago) link
Staying Alive Is Not Enough
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Friday, 5 June 2015 12:13 (eight years ago) link
sounds like a weird hybrid james bond / saturday night fever movie
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 5 June 2015 12:15 (eight years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xta1/v/t1.0-9/11377185_10155646467155716_549414938471678959_n.jpg
― NotKnowPotato (stevie), Friday, 5 June 2015 12:47 (eight years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xta1/v/t1.0-9/11377185_10155646467155716_549414938471678959_n.jpg?oh=cf4beb1649d0acf5df658db30eef0326&oe=55F9EF5B&__gda__=1441442982_6dfeef40eba52ecb4512356162982260
"Might"
― Jeff, Friday, 5 June 2015 13:20 (eight years ago) link
It's true, I've never been to a brutally honest bakery.
― jmm, Friday, 5 June 2015 13:37 (eight years ago) link
No shortage of brutally honest cakeshttps://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/f7/76/46/f7764689c82e544d0fd572e68b76e34e.jpghttp://rack.1.mshcdn.com/media/ZgkyMDEzLzA2LzI1L2Q3L0k3OHVVLmU5NzYyLmpwZwpwCXRodW1iCTEyMDB4OTYwMD4/d6588520/3f8/I78uU.jpghttp://rack.3.mshcdn.com/media/ZgkyMDEzLzA2LzI1LzkzL05tN3pwRFIuZTY0OWYuanBnCnAJdGh1bWIJMTIwMHg5NjAwPg/7db7ce50/5cb/Nm7zpDR.jpgThis achieves a whole new level of hilariously fucked up if the recipient was actually 6.http://rack.1.mshcdn.com/media/ZgkyMDEzLzA2LzI1LzdkL1JUdFV5LjY5NDlhLmpwZwpwCXRodW1iCTEyMDB4OTYwMD4/cb819138/bca/RTtUy.jpghttp://2.bp.blogspot.com/-NK-31P2k1jw/UerdwRYveNI/AAAAAAAACDg/aAxmpUAyeHU/s1600/68B9FFF82BE15E57B8EF5D143B1FD4_h316_w628_m5_czbLBmYRj.jpg
― tsrobodo, Friday, 5 June 2015 13:53 (eight years ago) link
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-gQM4DC_KMXw/VT8vJEeu4nI/AAAAAAAACpU/LdlocNyJjA8/s1600/The%2Bburning%2Bbush.jpg
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 5 June 2015 14:19 (eight years ago) link
6 year olds not giving a shit about anyone but themselves is pretty common I think
― silverfish, Friday, 5 June 2015 14:41 (eight years ago) link
Pillar of cloud would be better
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 5 June 2015 14:45 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10458774_383816468475694_2499207113933546607_n.jpg?oh=bd3adeb1eb2858021ce65173fd5c0b82&oe=55F15378
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 5 June 2015 21:27 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/10151438_396706263804555_4219653520628005016_n.jpg?oh=cd5d20b900bb7fd9d615e66ecf7a8f34&oe=55F51188
it's true, fish are kind of stupid
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Friday, 5 June 2015 21:30 (eight years ago) link
and don't even try to convince me that they spend a lot of time in schools
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Friday, 5 June 2015 21:34 (eight years ago) link
HEY-OOOOOO
― Nhex, Friday, 5 June 2015 23:03 (eight years ago) link
Everybody's a genius. Therefore the education system was wholly designed by and is run by geniuses. So many geniuses working together would necessarily create the most awesome education system possible. The most awesome education system possible cannot be improved. QED.
― Aimless, Friday, 5 June 2015 23:32 (eight years ago) link
"Put the elderly in prison" is classic
― jmm, Saturday, 6 June 2015 00:05 (eight years ago) link
The Facebook generation's Modest Proposal.
― jmm, Saturday, 6 June 2015 00:06 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/64gKwd6.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/3NDeY8D.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/1lGlWiV.jpg
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Saturday, 6 June 2015 13:57 (eight years ago) link
https://www.facebook.com/thispageisaboutwords/
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Saturday, 6 June 2015 13:58 (eight years ago) link
i wonder if wilde ever even dreamt that one day, more than a century after his death, he would be a contributor to Word Porn
― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 6 June 2015 14:06 (eight years ago) link
Ugh "word porn" is making me irrationally angry.
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Saturday, 6 June 2015 14:08 (eight years ago) link
Dude check out those dipthongs
― Οὖτις, Saturday, 6 June 2015 14:32 (eight years ago) link
it bothers me not just because of the overused "___________ porn" construction but because actual word porn has been around for decades and it requires a lot more artistry than illuminating misattributed Oscar Wilde quotes in photoshop.
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Saturday, 6 June 2015 14:42 (eight years ago) link
You mean Oscar Wilde didnt think that you shouldn't love someone for their fancy car?
― The New Gay Sadness (cryptosicko), Saturday, 6 June 2015 15:59 (eight years ago) link
xp really that's char porn
― Nhex, Saturday, 6 June 2015 17:11 (eight years ago) link
wilde was the progenitor of ascii porn iirc
― qualx, Saturday, 6 June 2015 21:05 (eight years ago) link
And Arthur Askey was the progenitor of Wilde porn...
― Mark G, Saturday, 6 June 2015 21:46 (eight years ago) link
tbh i kinda like this one
https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/14417_765507020163598_716611428357848801_n.jpg?oh=2a0b8c85a79633d90e164ea3a2f27fa8&oe=55F0D781
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Sunday, 7 June 2015 01:04 (eight years ago) link
i have a lot of time for friends' veg activism even tho i'm a meat-eater.
― zionsmommy (mattresslessness), Sunday, 7 June 2015 03:40 (eight years ago) link
by activism i mean image macros
― zionsmommy (mattresslessness), Sunday, 7 June 2015 03:41 (eight years ago) link
oscar wilde's love for fancy cars is well documented in Lady Windermere's Ford
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 7 June 2015 03:42 (eight years ago) link
http://i60.tinypic.com/2076h3k.png
Activist Joey Salads
― Nobody ever knows anything. (sleepingbag), Tuesday, 9 June 2015 03:51 (eight years ago) link
Related to David Avocado no doubt
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Tuesday, 9 June 2015 04:03 (eight years ago) link
what if the bird (the one that can fly) flies up to the top of the tree- do they win, or get marked down for not climbing?
― 'come around to your house and fuck your ho' (paraphrase) (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 9 June 2015 10:38 (eight years ago) link
Dear god...the 'Harry Potter if told from point of view of Voldemort' thing is awful
http://i58.tinypic.com/2ni8j9v.jpg
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 14 June 2015 04:12 (eight years ago) link
http://i61.tinypic.com/357h741.jpg
― ... (Eazy), Sunday, 14 June 2015 15:50 (eight years ago) link
wow, you're right, what a fool i was to consider selling my house and moving to an annual four-day music festival. i really would have been giving up some priceless things.
― here i am in the land of large breakfasts (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 14 June 2015 16:16 (eight years ago) link
glad my friend got an eighth though, lord british told me he'd lost one a while back
― here i am in the land of large breakfasts (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 14 June 2015 16:17 (eight years ago) link
quietly sneaking in "internet porn"
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 14 June 2015 18:09 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/734408_10152043380938602_1748414695_n.jpg?oh=0aaf710ffd4cdc4f777739415870096f&oe=55FA06B5
― got bent (mild cheezed off vibes) (s.clover), Monday, 15 June 2015 04:21 (eight years ago) link
yes because the 70s were so much more lyrical and romantic.I've got a bike. You can ride it if you like.It's got a basket, a bell that rings andThings to make it look good.I'd give it to you if I could, but I borrowed it.You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world.I'll give you anything, ev'rything if you want things.I've got a cloak. It's a bit of a joke.
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Monday, 15 June 2015 04:34 (eight years ago) link
i saw one a while back with Beyonce's "Girls Run the World" vs. "Bohemian Rhapsody"
― Nhex, Monday, 15 June 2015 04:41 (eight years ago) link
Someone should make one using the lyrics of "Happy Birthday to you!" or "The Star-Spangled Banner" as the touchstone of past lyrical greatness.
― Aimless, Monday, 15 June 2015 04:48 (eight years ago) link
that Floyd lyric is 60s tbf
― Twee Speech and Crepey Literalism (Noodle Vague), Monday, 15 June 2015 05:46 (eight years ago) link
kinda lol using led zep as example of gallantry and respect for women
― 'come around to your house and fuck your ho' (paraphrase) (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 15 June 2015 07:57 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/p480x480/398490_349792411776767_856794458_n.jpg?oh=86ffd4057dba544cd0d9748adbe773ff&oe=55E8D358
like it's meant to be that a little girl gets lost in the woods
― anthony braxton diamond geezer (anagram), Monday, 15 June 2015 08:04 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/v/t1.0-9/547323_10150965509478514_505664204_n.jpg?oh=6f79c29a7294063eacb5990b6dc811ec&oe=56324DEB
it's a meme so it must be true
― Roz, Monday, 15 June 2015 22:19 (eight years ago) link
"Maybe not how you planned, but how theyre meant to be (bcz your parents very much intended to abandon you in this forest and leave for Brazil)"
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Monday, 15 June 2015 23:47 (eight years ago) link
just a white guy with his trousers down thinkin baot things
― 'come around to your house and fuck your ho' (paraphrase) (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 11:11 (eight years ago) link
Is the whole saggy-pants thing even a thing any more anyway?
― boat of boats (dog latin), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 11:13 (eight years ago) link
It is. Only the thinnest wisp of boxer between you and their farts.
― how's life, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 11:30 (eight years ago) link
I don't get how the middle one even works.
― how's life, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 11:32 (eight years ago) link
SatireHeadlines.com is an ingenious and creative way to share photos at a time when social media trends are getting stale. Facebook becomes old and annoying quickly when newsfeeds deliver yet another picture of a cat playing with his toy. Share that picture with a quick-witted headline—Frisky the Feline Comes Clean About Catnip Addiction After Years of Sniffing Toy Mice: “I Inhaled”—and suddenly it’s a humorous post that will likely elicit some laughter, and hopefully encourage social media users to be inventive and have some fun while sharing their own photos.
― there was a lot of beer and people doing sit ups, (laughs) (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 11:35 (eight years ago) link
^^ carefully crafted to reflect the humor-generating abilities of their target audience
― Aimless, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 17:54 (eight years ago) link
dear GOD was that painful to read
― here i am in the land of large breakfasts (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 22:12 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/t31.0-8/p600x600/10380040_422331044621842_6371314415259967949_o.jpg
― mirostones, Thursday, 18 June 2015 13:07 (eight years ago) link
an ominous threat
― Keith Moom (Neil S), Thursday, 18 June 2015 13:09 (eight years ago) link
http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/thewire/images/f/f1/Photo_10.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140916021414
― 'come around to your house and fuck your ho' (paraphrase) (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 18 June 2015 13:26 (eight years ago) link
date/stalk, whatever
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 18 June 2015 13:29 (eight years ago) link
that's so gross and unnerving, esp the 3 3 3 3 smileys that i can't interpret
― Florianne Fracke (La Lechera), Thursday, 18 June 2015 13:58 (eight years ago) link
http://www.badassoftheweek.com/badass-emperor.jpg
I see potential in you.
― here i am in the land of large breakfasts (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 18 June 2015 16:01 (eight years ago) link
hi i think all people are commodities to be invested in and developed then marketed and turned into $$$
― confessions of hellno (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 18 June 2015 16:09 (eight years ago) link
elevator lady lady leverage me
― drash, Thursday, 18 June 2015 16:18 (eight years ago) link
lol doc
― Nhex, Thursday, 18 June 2015 18:15 (eight years ago) link
http://i61.tinypic.com/dykjlu.png
LIKE if you love your family, SHARE if you hate your family
― Nobody ever knows anything. (sleepingbag), Thursday, 18 June 2015 18:25 (eight years ago) link
Wow, the developers of English sure put in some awesome Easter Eggs!!!11!!!!
― Three Word Username, Thursday, 18 June 2015 18:26 (eight years ago) link
coincidentally posted by a family member who stole from my dad when they worked together, lol
― Nobody ever knows anything. (sleepingbag), Thursday, 18 June 2015 18:28 (eight years ago) link
If you love stealing from your family post this as your status.
― smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Friday, 19 June 2015 18:08 (eight years ago) link
death to aunts and uncles
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 19 June 2015 23:37 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11217658_660446640757842_7078902123201714351_n.jpg?oh=71542b9eaa37077365a60cac1a0cdceb&oe=561EB932
― how's life, Sunday, 21 June 2015 10:00 (eight years ago) link
*puts kids up for adoption*
― Hikikomori Povich (tsrobodo), Sunday, 21 June 2015 10:11 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/19396_1003029513063196_210661397120256073_n.jpg?oh=f64f3098e714f799629e58a2e9f10ada&oe=5625F737
Motivational posters... for airline cabin staff?
― cod latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 24 June 2015 13:40 (eight years ago) link
looks like a Metronorth train
― Nhex, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 14:54 (eight years ago) link
Bestfriend
― example (crüt), Wednesday, 24 June 2015 14:55 (eight years ago) link
Best way to source your rebellious acts is from subway posters.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 24 June 2015 14:59 (eight years ago) link
Read that as "licking yourself"
― as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Thursday, 25 June 2015 00:40 (eight years ago) link
http://www.theawl.com/2015/06/screaming-cornpops-who-are-tearing-apart-society
― Tlon, Uqbar, Morbius Tertius (silby), Thursday, 25 June 2015 19:01 (eight years ago) link
This thing:
http://cdn10.trueactivist.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/01.gif
Continues here...
Message itself is hard to disagree with. Who doesn't hate rich assholes? But there's something old-fashioned-propaganda-ish about the comic that I find kind of revolting. It's like they just updated some anti-semitic cartoon from the 20s and made the main character less Jewy.
― Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 26 June 2015 11:02 (eight years ago) link
Are those supposed to be babies? They're both really fucking ugly babies.
― Eyeball Kicks, Friday, 26 June 2015 11:11 (eight years ago) link
I kinda liked the cartoon... the style is done in a slightly depressing depression-era style though, admittedly, but it's pretty clear.
― cod latin (dog latin), Friday, 26 June 2015 11:34 (eight years ago) link
feel like it mocks/patronizes/dehumanizes the people it's supposed to be "supporting"
― 2 jazz boys 1 jazz cup (Noodle Vague), Friday, 26 June 2015 12:32 (eight years ago) link
it's like 50 panels long...I don't think it "sums up" anything all that well
― frogbs, Friday, 26 June 2015 12:36 (eight years ago) link
iirc ppl who deny importance of class privilege do so bcos they are evil and malign not bcos the argument hasn't been put in simple enough form 4 them
― 2011’s flagrantly ceremonious rock-opera (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 26 June 2015 17:05 (eight years ago) link
Are those supposed to be babies?
I thought they were both senior citizens tbh
― Οὖτις, Friday, 26 June 2015 17:08 (eight years ago) link
it's a simple message, can't really complain about it; so painfully self-evident but we still routinely have conservative politicians using the bootstraps shit to get elected so....
― Nhex, Friday, 26 June 2015 18:24 (eight years ago) link
Content by TobyThe Pencilsword: Walk this waySome of us walk fast, some of us walk slow - what would happen if we all walked together, asks Toby Morris.For Richard, for PaulaThis time last week Toby Morris was nervous. He was putting the finishing touches on a comic he was working on, and wondering if he’d screwed it up.The Pencilsword: On a plateA short story about privilege. By Toby Morris.The Pencilsword: Inequality TowerHow do we fix New Zealand's inequality, Toby Morris asks. Maybe by acknowledging it.The Pencilsword: Flagpole bluesToby Morris wades into the debate over New Zealand's flag.The Pencilsword: Be here nowToby Morris takes a moment to look up from his phone and check out the world around him.The Pencilsword: Take a deep breath and dive inWeightless, timeless, debtless. Maybe going for a swim is what we all need in 2015, says Toby Morris.The Pencilsword: Revenge of the beach bodToby Morris has a confession to make.The Pencilsword: Like, like, like, what?Let's be honest - getting likes and retweets is an ego boost. But how does this affect the decisions we make?Past, present, what-the-future?Statistics that show us where we've come from and where we're at prompt some big questions about where we're headed next.The Pencilsword: Lights, camera, actionDo it yourself. You don't need a guy in a shirt and tie to give you the ok, and you've probably already got the gear.The Pencilsword: The most valuable vote in New ZealandNo matter who you are, or where you're from, all party votes are equal in this election.Picturing the impacts of povertyAddressing child poverty takes more than putting shoes on feet and food on tables.Preaching to the convertedSocial media makes it easy to confuse our friends' views with those of the rest of the world. Easy, and kind of dangerous.
The Pencilsword: Walk this waySome of us walk fast, some of us walk slow - what would happen if we all walked together, asks Toby Morris.
For Richard, for PaulaThis time last week Toby Morris was nervous. He was putting the finishing touches on a comic he was working on, and wondering if he’d screwed it up.
The Pencilsword: On a plateA short story about privilege. By Toby Morris.
The Pencilsword: Inequality TowerHow do we fix New Zealand's inequality, Toby Morris asks. Maybe by acknowledging it.
The Pencilsword: Flagpole bluesToby Morris wades into the debate over New Zealand's flag.
The Pencilsword: Be here nowToby Morris takes a moment to look up from his phone and check out the world around him.
The Pencilsword: Take a deep breath and dive inWeightless, timeless, debtless. Maybe going for a swim is what we all need in 2015, says Toby Morris.
The Pencilsword: Revenge of the beach bodToby Morris has a confession to make.
The Pencilsword: Like, like, like, what?Let's be honest - getting likes and retweets is an ego boost. But how does this affect the decisions we make?
Past, present, what-the-future?Statistics that show us where we've come from and where we're at prompt some big questions about where we're headed next.
The Pencilsword: Lights, camera, actionDo it yourself. You don't need a guy in a shirt and tie to give you the ok, and you've probably already got the gear.
The Pencilsword: The most valuable vote in New ZealandNo matter who you are, or where you're from, all party votes are equal in this election.
Picturing the impacts of povertyAddressing child poverty takes more than putting shoes on feet and food on tables.
Preaching to the convertedSocial media makes it easy to confuse our friends' views with those of the rest of the world. Easy, and kind of dangerous.
o_0
― soref, Friday, 26 June 2015 18:33 (eight years ago) link
i just like how this ends
http://jokideo.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Suggest-serving-size-meme-resizecrop--.jpg
NO BITCH!...
this is the serving size that I prefer
― qualx, Saturday, 27 June 2015 04:47 (eight years ago) link
served
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Saturday, 27 June 2015 06:31 (eight years ago) link
Lots of people posting this, just seems mean, depressing number of shouty men and hacks jokes
http://uproxx.com/webculture/2015/06/ask-el-james/
― Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 29 June 2015 21:49 (eight years ago) link
it's mostly a default "how dare you pretend to be human, let's vivisect this fucker" bit that twitter does every time a billionaire tries to jiu-jitsu social media but it's a bit more acidically misogynistic this go round, yes
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Monday, 29 June 2015 21:55 (eight years ago) link
tbf, 50 shades is fucking horrible garbage and james appears to be the most lucky plagiarist in the world based on every account i've ever read
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Monday, 29 June 2015 21:56 (eight years ago) link
Is she a plagiarist in the copying-sentences sense (bad) or just for transposing the Twilight characters (which doesn't seem like a big deal)?
I understand the "vivisect this fucker" thing isn't new, just surprised seems to have gotten Facebook traction with (usually) non-mean friends
― Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 29 June 2015 22:13 (eight years ago) link
At this point I think you gotta be aware of what happens when you (a famous person) put yourself out there. Certainly doesn't excuse the behavior though. The only author I can think of who is somewhat immune to the internet hate machine is JK Rowling. Its there but gets drowned out by millions (billions?) of fans.
― Frobisher, Monday, 29 June 2015 22:29 (eight years ago) link
The comments section of GRR Martin's blog is hideous.
― Frobisher, Monday, 29 June 2015 22:30 (eight years ago) link
xxp she's a plagiarist insofar as i understand that she plagiarized the material, characters, verbiage and set pieces not just from Twilight http://www.adweek.com/galleycat/fifty-shades-of-grey-wayback-machine/50128but from the fanfic community as wellhttp://fanlore.org/wiki/Fifty_Shades_of_Grey:_The_Reddit_Origins_Essay
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Monday, 29 June 2015 22:31 (eight years ago) link
Yeah she basically turned her Twilight fanfic, many portions of which she lifted, into 50 Shades of Grey...Lots of hay has been made about what this says about the relationships portrayed in Twilight (like you need even more evidence they are creepy than the actual text).
― Frobisher, Monday, 29 June 2015 22:35 (eight years ago) link
i mean, i may well be wrong as to how much she's ripped this off from other fanfic types as i just have a surface understanding of the situation but i have paged through the book and wow, it is horrible so that in and of itself it should allow some dartboard treatment. it's the anti-woman ad hominem that's exhausting.
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Monday, 29 June 2015 22:48 (eight years ago) link
― Frobisher, Monday, 29 June 2015 23:30 (eight years ago) link
For an exhausting (and exhausting, but very entertaining) look at why 50 Shades of Grey is so super terrible, see - http://jennytrout.com/?tag=jenny-reads-50-shades
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Monday, 29 June 2015 23:49 (eight years ago) link
Hah I read that... or the first three chapters/installments of it. Great snark.
― Frobisher, Tuesday, 30 June 2015 00:16 (eight years ago) link
it's the anti-woman ad hominem that's exhausting.
honestly not sure if you mean the twitter comments or the books here
― 2011’s flagrantly ceremonious rock-opera (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 11:06 (eight years ago) link
False dichotomy.
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 12:30 (eight years ago) link
does john oliver exist outside of facebook
― marcos, Tuesday, 30 June 2015 16:21 (eight years ago) link
as with amy schumer (whom he resembles only in social media propagation / meme-ability / thought piece proliferation), it's best just to watch the actual show he stars in and then avoid all the hot air in the wakei thought the trans segment on this week's show was excellent and timely fwiw
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 16:24 (eight years ago) link
To get back to making fun of nerds . . .
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/11667347_877751898946169_1481340019804211455_n.jpg?oh=2a0292fc2b02cade3d0dec5a6310b6be&oe=562E6C38
― nickn, Tuesday, 30 June 2015 17:33 (eight years ago) link
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 17:46 (eight years ago) link
SHOW DON'T TELL PEOPLE
what? no monty python references?
― Aimless, Tuesday, 30 June 2015 17:59 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-fra3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-9/10599506_910263105707642_4859335783019106320_n.jpg?oh=4590be5d6e59f118a5b86730ddb82361&oe=5613D087
― tayto fan (Michael B), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 10:12 (eight years ago) link
http://i58.tinypic.com/2vs4ze0.png
― Nobody ever knows anything. (sleepingbag), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 15:48 (eight years ago) link
LOL what does Donnie Darko have to do with any of this
― Nhex, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 16:14 (eight years ago) link
was hoping that was young tom brady
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 16:15 (eight years ago) link
The American Public #StandsWithDonnie
― a chamillionaire full of mallomars (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 16:16 (eight years ago) link
The American Public sure is sarcastic.
― jmm, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 16:19 (eight years ago) link
That vegan one must have been made by trolls.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 16:24 (eight years ago) link
"THE ANIMALS ARE NOT YOURS"
guess all those hours i spent branding them was a waste then
― 2 jazz boys 1 jazz cup (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 16:54 (eight years ago) link
All the animals are mine. All of them.
― Rouge Trooper (dowd), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 18:28 (eight years ago) link
All your beast are belong to me.
― nickn, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 19:53 (eight years ago) link
I'm sure I told this story before, but I was dating a humourless vegan who said me inviting him to my BBQ was "like asking me to come around while you lynch some n*****s" (he actually said the word).
So no, I'd take that shit on face value.
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Thursday, 2 July 2015 00:06 (eight years ago) link
you should have played dumb and been all like "wait, so you think lynchings are bad, right? I don't get it"
― Upright Mammal (mh), Thursday, 2 July 2015 00:23 (eight years ago) link
Haw, I wish I'd thought of that.
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Thursday, 2 July 2015 01:27 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/l/t1.0-9/11009111_771725119602628_8129628065996525044_n.jpg?oh=f979a1565e19562e5d6091ed142176b2&oe=562A698A
― how's life, Thursday, 2 July 2015 15:21 (eight years ago) link
i like it if the ad at the bottom is meant to be the solution to the stress problem.
― a chamillionaire full of mallomars (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 2 July 2015 15:44 (eight years ago) link
http://i62.tinypic.com/2uha9ap.png
^^^ ADJUST YOUR PRIVACY SETTINGS = I DON'T SMOKE WEED BUT I GET HIGH--> TAG YOUR GRANDMA IN A PHOTO = LEGALIZE ALL TEH DRUGS<-- START A GROUP CALLED "ZZ TOP FANS FOR A WHITER AMERICA" = THE NUANCES OF THE POLITICS OF THE DRUG WAR ARE NOT TO BE OVERSIMPLIFIED, IN 1954 TH
― i'm not a dogg (sleepingbag), Saturday, 4 July 2015 01:31 (eight years ago) link
http://40.media.tumblr.com/be8f4b27ee912b7e310441e8480a5cf7/tumblr_msd2aoijVm1r9ju7do1_500.jpg
"followed along blindly"
― qualx, Saturday, 4 July 2015 02:57 (eight years ago) link
jews were like "hm, this hitler guy, let's just see where this takes us before doing anything rash"
― qualx, Saturday, 4 July 2015 02:58 (eight years ago) link
lmaooo at sleepingbag's post
― got bent (mild cheezed off vibes) (s.clover), Saturday, 4 July 2015 03:32 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/XdCk4IW.png
― gr8080, Monday, 6 July 2015 04:24 (eight years ago) link
corporal punishment just for jokes and fun?!
― Aimless, Monday, 6 July 2015 04:54 (eight years ago) link
I think that's meant to be satirical.
― Mark G, Monday, 6 July 2015 06:31 (eight years ago) link
But igyp.
― Mark G, Monday, 6 July 2015 06:32 (eight years ago) link
http://www.chacha.com/question/what-are-the-names-of-bugs-bunny's-parents
inconclusive wrt veracity of above statement
― and she's baconing like she's never baconed before (DJ Mencap), Monday, 6 July 2015 08:26 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/11659432_551577014997132_2040503014001232369_n.jpg?oh=383ef75d4bdfb66ffa210f306ea9b5ce&oe=5611B7A7
But surely atom-talk is the SMALLEST of small-talk?
― cod latin (dog latin), Monday, 6 July 2015 10:55 (eight years ago) link
Oh I bet you wanna talk about your intellect...
― Liquid Plejades, Monday, 6 July 2015 11:19 (eight years ago) link
Subatomic particle talk is even talk btw
― Ye Mad Puffin, Monday, 6 July 2015 11:29 (eight years ago) link
"even smaller talk" is what I meant to say but now it's ruined and I am shamed utterly, carry on
― Ye Mad Puffin, Monday, 6 July 2015 11:30 (eight years ago) link
A million, millionth of six, oh I love that small talk!Give me some more!Microscopes, microscopes, oh I love that small talk, give me some more.No. I hate to talk the small talk, I love to talk the big talk, alright, go ahead.Cows, yaks and mammals,Maks, yammals and cows,Yaks, yows and cammals,Cacks, mammals and cows.Are you finished with your big talk? Yes? Hello!
― Mark G, Monday, 6 July 2015 12:11 (eight years ago) link
The Sun Gazing Community was born out of a growing awareness that suffering is an optional state of being.
Through our postings, we have sought to encourage all those seeking spiritual progress in their daily journey.
We don’t profess to have all the answers. The wisdom of the great thinkers and seekers we have offered on Sun Gazing has illuminated pathways through which we can together continue to challenge and change patterns of thought, speech and behavior that impede our happiness. In so doing, we hope to become more useful members of a world so hungry for meaningful contact. Joy is there for the taking. In creating this website we hope to broaden the scope of what we have begun. Through mutual sharing, together we can continue on this path, working to change hate into love, judgement into tolerance, self-hate into self-respect, despair into hope, and isolation and loneliness into community.
Latest Posts
Quiz: Which Hair Color Best Suits Your Personality?
― drash, Monday, 6 July 2015 12:22 (eight years ago) link
xp - ha Mark G, that's exactly what I thought of when I saw it.
― cod latin (dog latin), Monday, 6 July 2015 13:07 (eight years ago) link
Joy is there for the taking.
The hell you say.
― Aimless, Monday, 6 July 2015 18:01 (eight years ago) link
I'm sure Joy has some opinions about that...
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Monday, 6 July 2015 18:07 (eight years ago) link
this is a good thread to check whenever you're wondering whether people are, in fact, hateful
― wizzz! (amateurist), Monday, 6 July 2015 19:22 (eight years ago) link
http://i58.tinypic.com/scz5vl.jpg
― MaresNest, Tuesday, 7 July 2015 13:39 (eight years ago) link
ur friends with Varoufakis? cool
― 2011’s flagrantly ceremonious rock-opera (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 7 July 2015 13:46 (eight years ago) link
Never push a loyal person to the point where they fire multi-coloured plumes of light out of a paintbrush
― cod latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 7 July 2015 13:52 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-9/s526x395/11659273_10153009906048583_8778805749312297763_n.jpg?oh=def78a1704ba19a3cd1c3aea6b06a2d4&oe=56307436
and about being able to spell and write properly
― anthony braxton diamond geezer (anagram), Tuesday, 7 July 2015 14:44 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10885529_956906154338939_3419240089994782574_n.jpg?oh=7ecc02702d2b1fbfb14ee0ce1a2d5cba&oe=560E2B84
― computer champion (harbl), Thursday, 9 July 2015 01:02 (eight years ago) link
posted by a very social person who loves drama and is sometimes fake but whatever
― computer champion (harbl), Thursday, 9 July 2015 01:03 (eight years ago) link
Ugh Ive been seeing a TON lately of links and memes and liked posts by friends who seem to be patting themselves on the back for being a) introverted, b) empathetic, or c) chronically late/ADD.
Dont be proud of that shit, you guys. No one cares and everyone thinks theyre an empath/introvert.
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Thursday, 9 July 2015 01:41 (eight years ago) link
http://www.roddenberry.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/P/T/PTN020.png
Unless they have amazing hair and perfectly match their shoes and tights to their dress, don't believe them.
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Thursday, 9 July 2015 01:44 (eight years ago) link
ha :)
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Thursday, 9 July 2015 01:48 (eight years ago) link
"suffering is an optional state of being"
And if you get punched in the face, is bleeding optional?
― Ye Mad Puffin, Thursday, 9 July 2015 02:16 (eight years ago) link
pain is not optional. everyone can and will feel pain. but there is a particular sense in which suffering is not identical to pain and requires the participation of the sufferer. with extreme practice it is possible to experience a fair amount of pain without that specific kind of suffering. I can't do it, but I've made some small progress in that direction.
― Aimless, Thursday, 9 July 2015 03:01 (eight years ago) link
Suffering being different from pain (and "optional") is one of the tenets third wave of cognitive therapies. But Sungazing is not one of them.
― Je55e, Thursday, 9 July 2015 13:10 (eight years ago) link
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Wednesday, July 8, 2015 8:44 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
aspirational states of being
― Upright Mammal (mh), Thursday, 9 July 2015 13:56 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/10006910_738428502842244_527312092_n.jpg?oh=46ec5a96a5f4318cc7a2b0959626bbce&oe=56569A9F
― how's life, Saturday, 11 July 2015 18:41 (eight years ago) link
ANGLES vs "CHRISTIAN"
― This is for my new ringpiece, so please only serious answers (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 11 July 2015 18:45 (eight years ago) link
FREE tution doesn't pay for spelling lessons.
― how's life, Saturday, 11 July 2015 18:48 (eight years ago) link
tbf nitpicking typos is the work of Beelzebub
― This is for my new ringpiece, so please only serious answers (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 11 July 2015 18:48 (eight years ago) link
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2013/03/dspc-1.jpg
WINNING SOULS
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 11 July 2015 19:14 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/11401476_10150539075024984_8737660812148982177_n.jpg?oh=a519c4618fa0fd6c1a8d2405a37786c5&oe=5619880C
― Frobisher, Sunday, 12 July 2015 18:11 (eight years ago) link
don't want your prayers, bring me some mac and cheese if you wanna be helpful
― cat-haver (silby), Sunday, 12 July 2015 18:25 (eight years ago) link
get that guy a hammer maybe
― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 12 July 2015 18:53 (eight years ago) link
oh i thought that was a minion glory hole
― This is for my new ringpiece, so please only serious answers (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 12 July 2015 19:08 (eight years ago) link
be a friend, and kindly murder them
― Nhex, Sunday, 12 July 2015 19:57 (eight years ago) link
hey, i've got minion penis in my head now, thanks noodles!
― pplains, Sunday, 12 July 2015 23:02 (eight years ago) link
Here - http://www.buzzfeed.com/leonarddelaney/the-minions-in-me#.xyLk1B5y1
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Sunday, 12 July 2015 23:55 (eight years ago) link
"the-minions-in-me" not clicking that either.
― pplains, Monday, 13 July 2015 00:25 (eight years ago) link
Finally! She pulled back her chair to get a better look at the minion who was so skillfully eating her out.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 13 July 2015 00:32 (eight years ago) link
No pplains click it. Do it.
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Monday, 13 July 2015 00:45 (eight years ago) link
Yeah, that's the same thing Judas Priest said to those boys with the shotgun too.
― pplains, Monday, 13 July 2015 00:48 (eight years ago) link
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 13 July 2015 00:53 (eight years ago) link
The minions weren't very good at anything else, but damn, they could fuck.
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Monday, 13 July 2015 01:00 (eight years ago) link
Welp I've never seen Despicable Me and now I probably never should.
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Monday, 13 July 2015 01:03 (eight years ago) link
But she got further and further down, and there was no shaft to be found. Like the minions' bodies, their dicks were all head.
PPLAINS STAY STRONG
i clicked the link and now i hate all of u._.
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 13 July 2015 01:06 (eight years ago) link
I clicked too, but just looked at the pictures.
― nickn, Monday, 13 July 2015 05:27 (eight years ago) link
https://www.facebook.com/godhatestattoos
yessssssssssssssssss
― j., Tuesday, 14 July 2015 16:33 (eight years ago) link
― UYD: Oxys, Percs, Vics, Addys, Rit-Dogs and Xannys (sunny successor), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 18:48 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/YN3QB8y.jpg
good stuff
― pplains, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 19:00 (eight years ago) link
If I don't get a tattoo, will my dog live forever?
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 19:48 (eight years ago) link
Maybe it makes me a humorless bore but enough w the blurry Bill Cosby memes.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 19:48 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/10501715_671198373025427_3453505475319956382_n.jpg?oh=7c930738722c6762e66ef86cbe329201&oe=561AB50D
Extra points for being shared by an older, and very kind person who doesn't know what Britain First is
― cardamon, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 22:45 (eight years ago) link
i wd downground anybody pro conducting involuntary medical research on human beings from "very" kind
― This is for my new ringpiece, so please only serious answers (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 22:47 (eight years ago) link
Well you know, irl kind but then sometimes puts stuff like this
― cardamon, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 23:12 (eight years ago) link
could've sworn i typed "downgrade"
― This is for my new ringpiece, so please only serious answers (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 23:13 (eight years ago) link
Downground works though
― cardamon, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 23:24 (eight years ago) link
ground pound
― cat-haver (silby), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 03:18 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/11709492_1008723565826885_6211217541913814307_n.jpg?oh=c9aba12ad0310ed41ad9e0c8529bb21d&oe=560F5C59
― computer champion (harbl), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 11:36 (eight years ago) link
now be grown
GET OLDER
chasing liquor with WHAT?
― how's life, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 11:38 (eight years ago) link
most of all you should totally let some lamer sharing shitty memes on social media judge you
― 2011’s flagrantly ceremonious rock-opera (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 11:52 (eight years ago) link
"Baby needs changing I guess I need a new b/f"
― Mark G, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 11:56 (eight years ago) link
i think if you're actually chasing liquor down the street it might be time for an intervention
― This is for my new ringpiece, so please only serious answers (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 11:57 (eight years ago) link
Good thing it's totally different when you becomes a "dad"
― Frederik B, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 11:57 (eight years ago) link
some achieve dadness, some have dadness thrust upon them
― This is for my new ringpiece, so please only serious answers (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 11:58 (eight years ago) link
yeah, he gets those jobs of chasing the liquor and turning up and getting drunk.
Especially that turning up business. Turn it down, people.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 11:59 (eight years ago) link
Bonus points for the scare quotes round mom.
― ailsa, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 12:20 (eight years ago) link
Now be groan
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 13:13 (eight years ago) link
You did a thing with your body and someone else's body now you must pay the price the price is your life and your dreams forever btw
Just in case you thought you were anything but an incubator
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 13:29 (eight years ago) link
i saw one like this that made me so mad that i fixated on it for days. it was like "sometimes you have to grow up and stop clubbing/staying out til 4am/take care of your kids"made me think that people without kids are the new witchesif you are not staying home with your kids, you are clubbing til 4am like a witchit's one or the otheryou are either responsible and a parent or you are 4am clubberthere is no other option so which are you
― La Lechera, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 13:41 (eight years ago) link
Which witch is which
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 13:42 (eight years ago) link
and their favourite song at this club is "We don't need no baby sitter"
― Mark G, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 13:45 (eight years ago) link
we are out with the drugs, yelling at the windows of good parents' homes on our way home at 4am
― Upright Mammal (mh), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 14:02 (eight years ago) link
At least you can still be a rapper, thoughhttps://vimeo.com/29048422
― cod latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 14:03 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/1011810_10151730794189254_776670695_n.jpg?oh=7877cb15df0a290fc932c5e2f0397fbb&oe=560E562A
― how's life, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 14:06 (eight years ago) link
so tired of the crying-laugh smiley now.
― cod latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 14:35 (eight years ago) link
good god people get it together
― j., Wednesday, 15 July 2015 14:37 (eight years ago) link
can't believe anyone really thinks there are any squares in that picture.
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 14:41 (eight years ago) link
La Lechera otm
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 15:15 (eight years ago) link
Reminds me
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1423698761284349&id=1415944565393102
― Trap Queenius (wins), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 15:23 (eight years ago) link
OK, I'm worrying about what to get them instead of turning up, am I doing it right?
― kinder, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 15:34 (eight years ago) link
Average salaries in AZ and desired education levels...Teacher - bachelor's required, masters preferred. $35K.Electrical Engineer - bachelor's required, masters preferred $65K.Doctor- Bachelor's, 4 yrs med school, and 3-8 yrs of intern required. $200K....NFL player: no diploma required. $14 million a year.And this is what is wrong with the world today folks...
― Spottie, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 23:23 (eight years ago) link
NFL players are still getting a bad deal from the bosses tbqh
― cat-haver (silby), Thursday, 16 July 2015 02:08 (eight years ago) link
As usual players salaries get the complaints, not owner profits or the idiotic deals voters make with them. I guess because everyday folks can identify with & envy players but genuine rich people are beyond conception.
― Vic Perry, Thursday, 16 July 2015 02:13 (eight years ago) link
There is no way the average salary on any NFL team is above 5 mil
― Hikikomori Povich (tsrobodo), Thursday, 16 July 2015 02:44 (eight years ago) link
Holy Fucking Shit guys three years of this thread
― five six and (man alive), Thursday, 16 July 2015 02:50 (eight years ago) link
Are facebook macros still terrible? I've been away for a while.
― five six and (man alive), Thursday, 16 July 2015 02:52 (eight years ago) link
Yeah I hate that, NFL players get so fucked
― Ma$e-en-scène (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 16 July 2015 02:53 (eight years ago) link
fortunately here in the bay area you can rest assured that electrical engineers make way more than doctors. all's right in the world!
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Thursday, 16 July 2015 03:20 (eight years ago) link
totally agree that nfl players and doctors shouldn't make that much
― qualx, Thursday, 16 July 2015 03:46 (eight years ago) link
But what about all non-NFL football once you factor in HS teams and weekend BBQ pickup games the average is probably more agreeable
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 16 July 2015 03:58 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/11403122_960142907358699_8870793249616446948_n.jpg?oh=52018b9d969886a9ec49495fc8c24274&oe=56173A14
looks like there's disease on that blanket
― and she's baconing like she's never baconed before (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 16 July 2015 13:25 (eight years ago) link
aubrey beardsley doing these things now?
― 2011’s flagrantly ceremonious rock-opera (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 16 July 2015 13:52 (eight years ago) link
seems like a good deal
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 16 July 2015 14:01 (eight years ago) link
loooool
http://i.imgur.com/BOHeKiu.jpg
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 16 July 2015 15:43 (eight years ago) link
some things just taste better than others, right?
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Thursday, 16 July 2015 16:15 (eight years ago) link
that part of a banana is gross and no-one benefits from eating it
genitals / butthole just a normal part of human bodies and genital / butthole-eating benefits both eater and eatee
embrace pleasure, reject gross banana parts imo
― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 16 July 2015 16:30 (eight years ago) link
95% today?
― 2011’s flagrantly ceremonious rock-opera (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 16 July 2015 16:33 (eight years ago) link
is it eat out an asshole day or what now
― 2011’s flagrantly ceremonious rock-opera (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 16 July 2015 16:34 (eight years ago) link
*checks calendar*
― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 16 July 2015 16:35 (eight years ago) link
cool. <chows down on a brown eye>
― 2011’s flagrantly ceremonious rock-opera (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 16 July 2015 16:57 (eight years ago) link
your username / comment combo there is pretty serendipitous
― you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 July 2015 16:59 (eight years ago) link
does the banana feel pleasure if I eat that spot
― Upright Mammal (mh), Thursday, 16 July 2015 17:08 (eight years ago) link
gotta eat the booty like the part of the banana that isn't bruised
― qualx, Friday, 17 July 2015 07:11 (eight years ago) link
95% of people today will stick that banana in someones genitals or butthole
― 2011’s flagrantly ceremonious rock-opera (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 17 July 2015 10:03 (eight years ago) link
Oh. That's nice.
― Mark G, Friday, 17 July 2015 13:18 (eight years ago) link
xp vmic
― (no offence to people) (dog latin), Friday, 17 July 2015 13:23 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/11745447_10153385483310801_3830122990240090285_n.jpg?oh=3ccaeabba26cd7d78aaeb049df5ff1a1&oe=561745AC
― nickn, Friday, 17 July 2015 21:00 (eight years ago) link
"Turn that frown upside-down, mister!"
- Huey Newton
― 2011’s flagrantly ceremonious rock-opera (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 18 July 2015 04:18 (eight years ago) link
when life gives you lemons, make prison lemonade - - eldridge cleaver
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 18 July 2015 04:23 (eight years ago) link
“Concerning nonviolence, it is criminal to teach a man not to defend himself when he is the constant victim of brutal attacks.”
- #OnlyTeenThings
― where the sterls have no name (s.clover), Saturday, 18 July 2015 05:43 (eight years ago) link
something to put on your facebook courtesy of liartown:
http://41.media.tumblr.com/39d6c4a2e9d3e57b89693fc5916ad106/tumblr_ngyaiha5cd1s71q1zo1_1280.png
― scott seward, Monday, 20 July 2015 18:34 (eight years ago) link
you can't say it any clearer than that
― Live Aid: JFC (Noodle Vague), Monday, 20 July 2015 18:40 (eight years ago) link
i think maybe one more word in capitals would make it perfectly clear
― j., Monday, 20 July 2015 18:48 (eight years ago) link
THAN
Wait.. I thought I knew what it was but run it past me another time
― (no offence to people) (dog latin), Monday, 20 July 2015 19:13 (eight years ago) link
Even the stock model looks mildly perplexed but she's more like 'yeah whatever just take my picture now'
― (no offence to people) (dog latin), Monday, 20 July 2015 19:14 (eight years ago) link
http://i.onionstatic.com/clickhole/1572/8/original/640.jpg
― jmm, Monday, 20 July 2015 19:15 (eight years ago) link
http://www.frugal-cafe.com/public_html/frugal-blog/frugal-cafe-blogzone/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/put-the-elderly-in-prison-political-graphic.jpg
― marcos, Monday, 20 July 2015 19:19 (eight years ago) link
video surveillance in case of problems? right. as if the guards come running to the assistance of any inmate who has a problem.
― Aimless, Monday, 20 July 2015 20:19 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10423844_10153522159986757_6671207645176053512_n.jpg?oh=e0043b90d9c8806e145d6f00a9c781c2&oe=561122F4
― where the sterls have no name (s.clover), Thursday, 23 July 2015 14:27 (eight years ago) link
take it to the teal and orange thread
― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 23 July 2015 14:29 (eight years ago) link
is that a… sex thing?
― j., Thursday, 23 July 2015 14:39 (eight years ago) link
"I am the way, the truth, and the life"
- Omnipotent floating glowing cylinder
― jmm, Thursday, 23 July 2015 14:43 (eight years ago) link
less interesting version of the GEB cover
― go hang a salami I'm a canal, adam (silby), Thursday, 23 July 2015 14:46 (eight years ago) link
but yeah it's a sex thing, I'm turned on
― go hang a salami I'm a canal, adam (silby), Thursday, 23 July 2015 14:47 (eight years ago) link
"i mean i love my fleshlight too, but don't you think you're taking it a little far"
― where the sterls have no name (s.clover), Thursday, 23 July 2015 14:51 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/11703196_10152895495962653_5163131513048622798_n.jpg?oh=39f7698289b3e9c4bd2dc1478321760e&oe=561049BB
― how's life, Thursday, 23 July 2015 17:02 (eight years ago) link
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-3UhV4wK68xg/UKbwFl3YdyI/AAAAAAAAIQc/LBXR8qc-DHQ/s1600/Over-the-Top-1987-Sylvester-Stallone-Randy-Raney-arm-wrestling.png
― you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 23 July 2015 17:13 (eight years ago) link
yeah i saw that one how's life posted a few days back and had to stop myself from blasting the person that posted it
― balls, Thursday, 23 July 2015 22:08 (eight years ago) link
why'd you have to stop yrself
― go hang a salami I'm a canal, adam (silby), Friday, 24 July 2015 01:56 (eight years ago) link
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/415/235/78b.jpg
― qualx, Friday, 24 July 2015 03:10 (eight years ago) link
hating justin bieber and loving bacon are probably the two most boring things a person can talk about
― five six and (man alive), Friday, 24 July 2015 03:14 (eight years ago) link
Of course, someone has combined the two:http://cf2.foodista.com/sites/default/files/styles/featured/public/field/image/meat-500x666.jpg
― as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Friday, 24 July 2015 05:00 (eight years ago) link
BaconBieber is going to haunt my dreams now thxbye
― Ye Mad Puffin, Friday, 24 July 2015 14:31 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/10888571_10152763441127819_2400001733312446357_n.png?oh=8eade510556331a5c427c24bcd6fdff4&oe=5651E8DC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuIsCCEkeD4
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 24 July 2015 14:49 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/11813290_10207422231136748_8458380892633968251_n.jpg?oh=803d61318296ca1fde4e3e9ae3fe7864&oe=565BDD9F
― how's life, Monday, 27 July 2015 18:49 (eight years ago) link
those aren't terrible aspirations per se
― regret it? nope. reddit? yep. (Noodle Vague), Monday, 27 July 2015 18:50 (eight years ago) link
sounds difficult to stare up at the stars while snuggling and drinking hot coffee all at oncemaybe a straw is involved somehow
― you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 27 July 2015 18:58 (eight years ago) link
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 27 July 2015 19:34 (eight years ago) link
hah leave it to my g+ timeline to do an image rejoinder to the tube thing
https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-z-puKNI6uWY/VbFRkuryOFI/AAAAAAAAnHg/N96-15SRk6g/w336-h671-no/1zZ6VSe.png
― where the sterls have no name (s.clover), Tuesday, 28 July 2015 03:41 (eight years ago) link
"well actually"
actually, that's a face
― you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 28 July 2015 04:36 (eight years ago) link
http://s28.postimg.org/qwdzwzlq5/Untitled.jpg
― as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 05:15 (eight years ago) link
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 11:55 (eight years ago) link
here it is! i sure hope this shows up, it was posted on "mummy pages"
https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/1970892_738300276209789_217485468_n.jpg?oh=c4b92affa814587856e75c7e87b61acc&oe=56446829
― La Lechera, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 14:05 (eight years ago) link
ooh that one's a classic of the genre.
― (no offence to people) (dog latin), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 14:07 (eight years ago) link
… so… you don't change any, it just gives you this realization that you have to live differently even though you haven't changed?
fun!
― j., Wednesday, 29 July 2015 14:08 (eight years ago) link
not to mention the deep assholishness of "YOU created"i feel serious antipathy toward anyone who posts this, i'll be honest
― La Lechera, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 14:18 (eight years ago) link
maybe i'm just cranky from clubbing too much
― La Lechera, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 14:19 (eight years ago) link
As someone who has created a little person, I validate your feelings on this condescending garbage.
Also, you know what, even if you have a kid you still need to think about yourself, ffs.
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 14:43 (eight years ago) link
Plus having a kid doesn't mean you cease having adult interests. I hate this. I share your antipathy, LL.
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 14:44 (eight years ago) link
exactlyit's stupid and on top of that it's full of lies
― La Lechera, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 14:45 (eight years ago) link
and at the end there's bonus peer pressure! i seriously hate everything about this collection of words.
― La Lechera, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 14:47 (eight years ago) link
also ugly
― j., Wednesday, 29 July 2015 14:48 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/p296x100/11781655_743737459085371_6027664663510401175_n.jpg?oh=4cd62c254ea9b2e9d1ce8b0de81a5386&oe=563D4568
this is otm if you read it from top to bottom, totally off if you read it from bottom to top. gah.
― anthony braxton diamond geezer (anagram), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 15:03 (eight years ago) link
I like when these things degrade to looking like grimy overhead transparencies.
― jmm, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 15:06 (eight years ago) link
poet otm, it can always get worse, in the abyss of existence
― j., Wednesday, 29 July 2015 15:06 (eight years ago) link
glad ice cube workshopped those rhymes a bit more before he committed them to wax
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 22:51 (eight years ago) link
For some reason I thought this was one of those things where you have to read every first letter of the line, and I spent a bit of time wondering what TAT B TESS A I B TO I IT CM I AT means. Olde English, I guess.
― Frederik B, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 23:02 (eight years ago) link
not sure where this belongs https://storify.com/champioz/commandeering-a-confederate-pride-group
weird twitter thread maybe?
anyway "i saw you buying a northern flag" is just killing me
― where the sterls have no name (s.clover), Thursday, 30 July 2015 01:57 (eight years ago) link
holy shit that made me LOL for real
― carl agatha, Thursday, 30 July 2015 03:07 (eight years ago) link
yeah that was weird twitter guys. @virgiltexas was the first to get admin access and then he started adding admit rights to a bunch of wt ppl
― (extremely nerds voice) (Clay), Thursday, 30 July 2015 03:42 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10857773_10153471297877904_4424294994591806535_n.jpg?oh=71e46b4607811fc7e568b4cf4d0d5974&oe=56400355
― how's life, Thursday, 30 July 2015 11:50 (eight years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CLG5TZrUMAADFMw.png
totally lost it at "The BRITISH flag?????"
― Hector Ringtone (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 30 July 2015 12:19 (eight years ago) link
i dreamed about the denis leary / isis thing last night.
― where the sterls have no name (s.clover), Thursday, 30 July 2015 14:44 (eight years ago) link
https://i.embed.ly/1/display/resize?key=1e6a1a1efdb011df84894040444cdc60&url=http%3A%2F%2Fpbs.twimg.com%2Fmedia%2FCLHiOomUcAAtk_D.jpg
"comment if you like gay marriage"...fukkin lol
― frogbs, Thursday, 30 July 2015 15:31 (eight years ago) link
that whole storify made my morning, thank u
― gr8080, Thursday, 30 July 2015 15:31 (eight years ago) link
I started losing it at "DALE EARNHARDT DESERVED TO DIE" and completely lost my shit at "The Internet's Good Boy."
― carl agatha, Thursday, 30 July 2015 16:02 (eight years ago) link
general sherman: a wonderful general
― Upright Mammal (mh), Thursday, 30 July 2015 21:29 (eight years ago) link
a fantastic tree
― balls, Thursday, 30 July 2015 21:58 (eight years ago) link
lotta backlash to this one
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/11012525_580101558795581_3034567711386924791_n.jpg?oh=377c1af1f23c9b0d877749384349969c&oe=5655FB80
― air j0rdan and max grievances (qiqing), Thursday, 30 July 2015 22:35 (eight years ago) link
I listened to the phone calls from the confederate trolling. The guy who insists he has no "northern flags" on his pickup is surprisingly polite, but I appreciate him saying he has never left the state of Texas.
― Upright Mammal (mh), Thursday, 30 July 2015 22:56 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/kUpYQlq.jpg
― gr8080, Friday, 31 July 2015 19:57 (eight years ago) link
not sure where this belongs https://storify.com/champioz/commandeering-a-confederate-pride-group🔗weird twitter thread maybe?anyway "i saw you buying a northern flag" is just killing me
― UYD: Oxys, Percs, Vics, Addys, Rit-Dogs and Xannys (sunny successor), Saturday, 1 August 2015 15:54 (eight years ago) link
― UYD: Oxys, Percs, Vics, Addys, Rit-Dogs and Xannys (sunny successor), Saturday, 1 August 2015 15:57 (eight years ago) link
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/52/5f/75/525f7577c1a37faec1f00a9a5a8b992b.jpg
the "real friends end up in jail with you" meme is always posted by people who would never end up in jail and don't actually do anything fun i guess that's the point god life is sad
― qualx, Sunday, 2 August 2015 02:47 (eight years ago) link
You can't ring people in jail, can you?
― as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Sunday, 2 August 2015 12:33 (eight years ago) link
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/57/70/70/57707002915a56399baedbfe0edd733e.jpgam i right lol
― computer champion (harbl), Sunday, 2 August 2015 12:41 (eight years ago) link
Glad I don't ever pass through Clapham South station:
http://i62.tinypic.com/30b2p8x.jpg
― MaresNest, Sunday, 2 August 2015 17:39 (eight years ago) link
urge to add 'ce' after that wd be irresistible probly best i'm far away from thers
― 2011’s flagrantly ceremonious rock-opera (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 2 August 2015 17:47 (eight years ago) link
🗻the "real friends end up in jail with you" meme is always posted by people who would never end up in jail and don't actually do anything fun i guess that's the point god life is sad
― UYD: Oxys, Percs, Vics, Addys, Rit-Dogs and Xannys (sunny successor), Monday, 3 August 2015 02:07 (eight years ago) link
― MaresNest, Sunday, August 2, 2015 1:39 PM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
actually in turkish smiling means "to hang a prisoner of war"
― qualx, Monday, 3 August 2015 03:49 (eight years ago) link
o god i have to pay my rent
― surm, Monday, 3 August 2015 03:53 (eight years ago) link
Wow, so in England they have American-style church signs handwritten in the subways?
― Vic Perry, Monday, 3 August 2015 05:33 (eight years ago) link
Not necessarily. There's a station in North London clearly harbouring a Doctor Who fan amongst the staff.
http://i2.cdnds.net/14/32/618x824/doctorwhotube.jpg
― slideshow bob (suzy), Monday, 3 August 2015 05:43 (eight years ago) link
messages so depressingly trite that your marker commits suicide halfway through
― let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Monday, 3 August 2015 06:05 (eight years ago) link
i'd class the ability to regenerate after fatal injuries as a 'superpower'
― bizarro gazzara, Monday, 3 August 2015 10:18 (eight years ago) link
p.s. Hartnell was a racist pig
― MaresNest, Monday, 3 August 2015 14:28 (eight years ago) link
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-V3BwG-OzToM/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/4C60yfT6_mo/w800-h800/photo.jpg
these are their stories
― qualx, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 03:50 (eight years ago) link
Doctor Who shit is getting right up there with "weed cures everything, man" horrible subcultures.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 03:52 (eight years ago) link
someone needs to stop this person
http://www.kasterborous.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/2014/01/Doctor-Who-Underground-Sign.png
― pop addicts should "do their thing", whatever that may be (soref), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 07:07 (eight years ago) link
this one is maybe a better fir for the innocent smoothies thread, but still hateful
http://www.flickfilosopher.com/wptest/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/yetiwarning.jpg
― pop addicts should "do their thing", whatever that may be (soref), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 07:08 (eight years ago) link
that one's fake though, if the artifacts do not deceive me.
― 2011’s flagrantly ceremonious rock-opera (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 07:11 (eight years ago) link
unless its just been multiply compressed
― 2011’s flagrantly ceremonious rock-opera (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 07:13 (eight years ago) link
from here: http://thenextweb.com/apps/2013/11/18/create-fake-london-underground-service-information-signs-simple-app/
― 2011’s flagrantly ceremonious rock-opera (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 15:05 (eight years ago) link
hmmph, fair enough. I think this one is real, though, so you can see why I might have been taken in:
http://i1.wp.com/www.kasterborous.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/2014/01/Yeti-Underground-Sign.png
― pop addicts should "do their thing", whatever that may be (soref), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 15:13 (eight years ago) link
http://40.media.tumblr.com/25c571ebfa23b91b7eddc6f3c1f6f020/tumblr_nsgyoxBWXu1qjnhqgo1_1280.png
not sure if troll but lmao
― where the sterls have no name (s.clover), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 19:51 (eight years ago) link
It's in Africa. What do I win.
― Vic Perry, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 20:17 (eight years ago) link
I really thought I knew, but I confused it with Botswana. True story.
― Frederik B, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 20:42 (eight years ago) link
Also, what kind of asshole named a lion in Zimbabwe after Cecil Rhodes?
― Frederik B, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 20:43 (eight years ago) link
Grammar scolds vs. Geography scolds: Who is more irritating?
― Vic Perry, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 20:53 (eight years ago) link
athiests
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 20:54 (eight years ago) link
Yeah! Athiests from all those northeastern states like iowa and portland!
― Frederik B, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 20:55 (eight years ago) link
pedants are all horrible but grammar nazis are aggressively rong in ways that most others often aren't
― the lion tweets tonight (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 21:01 (eight years ago) link
smugly pointing out anything makes you kind of an asshole, esp grammar
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 21:05 (eight years ago) link
― La Lechera, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 21:07 (eight years ago) link
i think what's asshole-est about it is that most of the time it's used deliberately to ignore somebody's meaning - "what you say has no value cos i don't like the way you typed it"
― the lion tweets tonight (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 21:13 (eight years ago) link
it's a dick move
― La Lechera, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 21:20 (eight years ago) link
i'm kind of annoyed that John Oliver has legitimized the "what do you know, you couldn't even tell what country we were highlighting" schtick
― let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 22:17 (eight years ago) link
Wow. So we should all throw away our maps, is that what you are saying?
― Vic Perry, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 22:25 (eight years ago) link
― let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 22:27 (eight years ago) link
[I probably better say I'm kidding because stranger things have happened on this site]
― Vic Perry, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 22:27 (eight years ago) link
don't you backtrack with me you chickenshit idiot, i will have you banned
― let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 22:28 (eight years ago) link
http://www.elliotcowanchat.org/images/smilies/lunapic_134596700279438_1.gif
― let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 22:30 (eight years ago) link
If you were really a man you would have me burned.
But let's move on from making fun of Geography scolds, let's cut to the God scolds. I am inclined to Austin Cline. He has unspecified B.A. and M.A. degrees, has lectured on "science" and has educated people on the Internet for 15 years.
http://atheism.about.com/bio/Austin-Cline-5577.htm
― Vic Perry, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 22:31 (eight years ago) link
man elizabeth warren's crushing joke about the 1890s or 1950s just gets more and more amazing i can't believe anyone would still defend defunding baby-killing after that
― j., Thursday, 6 August 2015 17:13 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t31.0-8/s960x960/11794237_10207427006177419_1189836782173445041_o.jpg
― provolonely (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 7 August 2015 14:31 (eight years ago) link
mommy??!??
― j., Friday, 7 August 2015 14:35 (eight years ago) link
If you can't point out Zimbawe on a map, you shouldn't be too upset when they lose a lion.
If you can't point out Treblinka on a map...
― Aimless, Friday, 7 August 2015 16:50 (eight years ago) link
lol I was just gonna post something along the same lines
― five six and (man alive), Friday, 7 August 2015 17:12 (eight years ago) link
Actually, pedantry is often funny and fun to deploy, actually
Like 90% of this thread is smugly pointing something out
― killfile with that .exe, you goon (wins), Friday, 7 August 2015 17:21 (eight years ago) link
Grammar pricks are still shit tho ftmp
― killfile with that .exe, you goon (wins), Friday, 7 August 2015 17:22 (eight years ago) link
sorry I misquoted vg there
― killfile with that .exe, you goon (wins), Friday, 7 August 2015 17:23 (eight years ago) link
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 7 August 2015 17:42 (eight years ago) link
"Smugly"is in the eye of the beholder, like nagging
― La Lechera, Friday, 7 August 2015 17:56 (eight years ago) link
― Aimless, Friday, August 7, 2015 4:50 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― five six and (man alive), Friday, August 7, 2015 5:12 PM (43 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
It doesn't really work.
― tsrobodo, Friday, 7 August 2015 18:16 (eight years ago) link
I can't point you out on a map, therefore I don't care.
― Aimless, Friday, 7 August 2015 18:24 (eight years ago) link
Yeah, does work that way African animals >>> African people.
― tsrobodo, Friday, 7 August 2015 18:45 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/yy0uMAI.jpg
― balls, Saturday, 8 August 2015 02:58 (eight years ago) link
I dunno that's a pretty weird looking kid if you ask me.
― 9 days from now a.k.a next weekend. (dog latin), Saturday, 8 August 2015 10:13 (eight years ago) link
why is it wearing a nappy over its dungarees
― pop addicts should "do their thing", whatever that may be (soref), Saturday, 8 August 2015 10:33 (eight years ago) link
Because it was made in a unique way and you are part of the problem
― tsrobodo, Saturday, 8 August 2015 10:39 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11011546_10154532392002588_2015620008495121829_n.jpg
― killfile with that .exe, you goon (wins), Saturday, 8 August 2015 11:46 (eight years ago) link
http://41.media.tumblr.com/7ccb2e5af1a162cc872345ac174a5db1/tumblr_nsn17jYyB01qgcoueo1_500.jpg
basically people who don't understand how literally anything works have a lot to say about facebook
― killfile with that .exe, you goon (wins), Saturday, 8 August 2015 11:48 (eight years ago) link
(not subposting that other thread (lol ok I am a bit) this just came up in my feed)
― killfile with that .exe, you goon (wins), Saturday, 8 August 2015 11:49 (eight years ago) link
Facebook radge, eerily similar to getting annoyed about toothbrushes or public transport
― the lion tweets tonight (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 8 August 2015 12:06 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/11825937_10204977180330361_4243541338878723255_n.jpg?oh=16b780df16a4b92593d20b18aa479273&oe=568295E6
― where the sterls have no name (s.clover), Sunday, 9 August 2015 00:51 (eight years ago) link
: D
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CL_s1PaUYAAl58p.png
― j., Sunday, 9 August 2015 22:16 (eight years ago) link
no way :D
― the lion tweets tonight (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 9 August 2015 22:38 (eight years ago) link
v good
― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 9 August 2015 23:05 (eight years ago) link
I've reached a really happy place where I've forgotten my fb password and I can't find the will to figure out how to get back in.
― how's life, Monday, 10 August 2015 00:06 (eight years ago) link
bette gut
― Nhex, Monday, 10 August 2015 04:17 (eight years ago) link
Facebook Password Recovery Forum - Lost Facebook password!
― kinder, Monday, 10 August 2015 13:13 (eight years ago) link
Got back from vacation to discover that I was still logged in on my work computer. Oh well.
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/11781899_680146838782369_8592845109861655321_n.jpg?oh=69e9dc9b58621ff616544d0fcd1b52bd&oe=5650EA80
― how's life, Monday, 10 August 2015 18:12 (eight years ago) link
― carl agatha, Monday, 10 August 2015 18:14 (eight years ago) link
wait so does that mean that if you are a woman you are a fake bitch or what
― Nhex, Monday, 10 August 2015 18:18 (eight years ago) link
it might be an ad for Fake Bitches and that's the tagline
― let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 August 2015 18:58 (eight years ago) link
https://www.facebook.com/fakebiitch?pnref=story
― how's life, Monday, 10 August 2015 19:06 (eight years ago) link
Goldmine
https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11822628_687834718013581_2842638846186543371_n.jpg?oh=4cfe15841d6c66481340dc4cf53d0805&oe=5637F2F1
― carl agatha, Monday, 10 August 2015 19:07 (eight years ago) link
I am lighting (?)
― Vic Perry, Monday, 10 August 2015 19:28 (eight years ago) link
yknow some nice recessed track lighting
― j., Monday, 10 August 2015 19:47 (eight years ago) link
venomous fanged high-heeled track lighting
(btw Target has a good sale on this)
― Vic Perry, Monday, 10 August 2015 20:05 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/11846716_10155884487910494_2954921265435478317_n.jpg?oh=bd53f657fac8ad925672c2bcb6c958ba&oe=5639A6FE
― where the sterls have no name (s.clover), Thursday, 13 August 2015 17:37 (eight years ago) link
My understanding is that it wasn't EPA employees, but private sector employees working under a government contract who were doing the work that led to the spill.
― Aimless, Thursday, 13 August 2015 17:50 (eight years ago) link
You mean like Blackwater or something?
― how's life, Thursday, 13 August 2015 17:54 (eight years ago) link
Yeah, except they had no guns or armored vehicles, which takes all the fun out of being a government contractor.
― Aimless, Thursday, 13 August 2015 17:56 (eight years ago) link
The government made a horrible mess due to a horrible mistake made while trying to clean up a horrible mess made by industry - which of course means that the government causes All the Problems, and industry is blameless. Right?
― persona non gratin (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 13 August 2015 18:01 (eight years ago) link
this is just uninspired
https://scontent-atl1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11059667_912451815488057_7541807141897228813_n.jpg?oh=783356507971c25574df41c13bed8942&oe=567E53FF
― nose, Thursday, 13 August 2015 20:07 (eight years ago) link
"COLORODO"
― I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Thursday, 13 August 2015 20:14 (eight years ago) link
"you liberals"
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 13 August 2015 21:06 (eight years ago) link
what no lizard people
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 13 August 2015 21:15 (eight years ago) link
lizard people = Israel obv
― the lion tweets tonight (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 13 August 2015 23:14 (eight years ago) link
is pretty hot and dry in middle east tbf
― 2011’s flagrantly ceremonious rock-opera (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 14 August 2015 07:14 (eight years ago) link
Wait, does this person think EBOLA is an acronym?
― 2011’s flagrantly ceremonious rock-opera (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 14 August 2015 07:15 (eight years ago) link
Everybody Look Out for Africans (EBOLA)
― persona non gratin (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 14 August 2015 12:49 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/21026_868365863201685_5226294992990052476_n.jpg?oh=fa9c5629cf1285e1bd0dfd75276ef5c1&oe=563F9A00
so much complaining about complainingwill it ever endno it will not
― La Lechera, Friday, 14 August 2015 16:51 (eight years ago) link
Are you complaining about the complaining about complaining?
― carl agatha, Friday, 14 August 2015 17:05 (eight years ago) link
i am
― La Lechera, Friday, 14 August 2015 17:08 (eight years ago) link
"take it or leave it" is just one choice surely?
― feargal czukay (NickB), Friday, 14 August 2015 17:12 (eight years ago) link
one choice, two options
― feargal czukay (NickB), Friday, 14 August 2015 17:13 (eight years ago) link
what is the phenomenon that this is railing against? do parents today give their kids menus?
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 14 August 2015 17:18 (eight years ago) link
honestly i would be hurt and embarrassed if i were a kid and i found out that my mom was posting stuff like that about my eating habits
― La Lechera, Friday, 14 August 2015 17:23 (eight years ago) link
i think it is railing against picky eaters?
― La Lechera, Friday, 14 August 2015 17:24 (eight years ago) link
More consumer showmanship
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 14 August 2015 17:25 (eight years ago) link
i find the self-congratulatory nature of so many of these memes so massively noxious. like, the only sensible response to any of them is "fuck the fuck off you conceited asshole".
― Credit: howtokeepapositiveattitudedotcom (stevie), Friday, 14 August 2015 17:33 (eight years ago) link
more just "life is hard and i am tough" in a way that deflects the sentiment onto some imaginary person/phenomenon so the poster doesn't have to appear vulnerable.
― e-bouquet (mattresslessness), Friday, 14 August 2015 17:37 (eight years ago) link
it's very childish, ironically
― La Lechera, Friday, August 14, 2015 1:24 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
gotta be against straw permissive molly-coddling parents
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Friday, 14 August 2015 17:46 (eight years ago) link
Yea that's how I took it too
― marcos, Friday, 14 August 2015 17:51 (eight years ago) link
where's the Minion on that one
― frogbs, Friday, 14 August 2015 17:59 (eight years ago) link
filet minion
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Friday, 14 August 2015 18:00 (eight years ago) link
idk how it's meant honestly, only that it seems unusually sour and mean for everyone involvedlike hearing someone bitch mercilessly about a person who is sweet and intends no harm
― La Lechera, Friday, 14 August 2015 18:04 (eight years ago) link
"Oh, you don't want to try the brussel sprouts, little Timmy? How about a cheese sandwich so you don't go to bed hungry.""YOU'RE RAISING A WELFARE STATE LIBERAL SISSY! LOOK AT ME, I TURNED OUT ALRIGHT!"
― how's life, Friday, 14 August 2015 18:09 (eight years ago) link
that is how lots of armchair parents appear to approach their armchair parenting tbf
― the lion tweets tonight (Noodle Vague), Friday, 14 August 2015 18:40 (eight years ago) link
i'm a cahnt, my dad's a cahnt, is dad wuz a cahnt, and we all et broken glass every meal and we turned out just fine
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 14 August 2015 19:07 (eight years ago) link
I have to say looks better than most of what I was served as a kid, I'd be happy to choke down a few green beans for that spread.
― nickn, Friday, 14 August 2015 21:21 (eight years ago) link
that's a corny meme but as a parent who has tried things otherwise I 100% endorse its contents
― five six and (man alive), Saturday, 15 August 2015 02:11 (eight years ago) link
corny macro I mean
Trying to make separate food that the kid "likes" is a hole with no bottom
I mean, you know, to a point. We do try to some extent to eat things that K likes to begin with. Just gave up on having multiple options or making separate food.
― five six and (man alive), Saturday, 15 August 2015 02:12 (eight years ago) link
I can't help but think there is some middle ground between never offering your child anything but the foods they like best, whether it is as a wholly separate meal made just for them or everyone at the table eating nothing but 100% kid-approved food, and telling your child "I don't care what you like; eat whatever I put on your plate or else go fuck yourself".
― Aimless, Saturday, 15 August 2015 03:19 (eight years ago) link
In our house that's called "yogurt and blueberries for dinner" but ymmv.
― carl agatha, Saturday, 15 August 2015 03:38 (eight years ago) link
thank fucking christ for yogurt
― marcos, Saturday, 15 August 2015 03:39 (eight years ago) link
Peanut butter here, but yes.
― nickn, Saturday, 15 August 2015 05:21 (eight years ago) link
"Occupy Democrats" is the WORST
https://www.facebook.com/OccupyDemocrats/photos/a.517901514969574.1073741825.346937065399354/769208286505561/?type=1
― five six and (man alive), Tuesday, 18 August 2015 15:46 (eight years ago) link
let's try that again
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/10898316_769208286505561_4084451067492756617_n.jpg?oh=68a165afe58d505655ab175b611fffe1&oe=563CC723
― five six and (man alive), Tuesday, 18 August 2015 15:47 (eight years ago) link
this isn't a meme but I FUCKING HATE HATE HATE when people make up their own "hashtags" as if their lives are fucking "trending" like their fucking vacation or any stupid routine taking their kid to the park on a saturday
#deepthoughts #UpperMississippiMoments #SummerOfSh@kedown #lovingILX #PostingTruthToPower
― Ma$e-en-scène (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 18 August 2015 17:12 (eight years ago) link
heeee I have some friends who definitely have a #brand (and sizable social media followings) who do that all the time. Since I knew most of them as physical beings before I knew their social media persona it doesn't bother me too much but I do rmde at it a little bit.
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 18 August 2015 17:16 (eight years ago) link
#waterfallsofpostage
― Yul Brynner playing table tennis with a deviled kidney (imago), Tuesday, 18 August 2015 17:19 (eight years ago) link
THere were some VERY funny jokes about this on the first episode of season 2 of "Bojack Horseman."
― I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Tuesday, 18 August 2015 17:24 (eight years ago) link
I have friends with children around 4-5 years old who will tag any social media pic of their child like #kidpocalypse or something and i just can't even. Also the people who do this with their dogs.
― (extremely nerds voice) (Clay), Tuesday, 18 August 2015 17:33 (eight years ago) link
i have a friend who does "me & my girl" hastags with his wife and does image macros using the same thing and 9000000 other hashtags and he is the worst of all humans
a cowoker has a hashtag "like (nickname) eats" for the bajillion food pics he posts also the worst
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 18 August 2015 18:44 (eight years ago) link
When people do this for weddings, gaaahhhhhhhhhhh!
I have a friend who, every time she posts a picture of her daughter, the hashtag is "#loveher." Her son's hashtags are "#babylove" or "#babycrush" and I just wanna vomit and die.
― kate78, Tuesday, 18 August 2015 18:46 (eight years ago) link
i know some ppl who end every endless string of hash tags with #hashtagsarestupid
― La Lechera, Tuesday, 18 August 2015 18:47 (eight years ago) link
the only good way to use hashtags at this point is ironically m/l
― Nhex, Tuesday, 18 August 2015 18:58 (eight years ago) link
one of my husband's relatives friended me on facebook after our wedding and everything she posts is illegible to me because of the hashtags. that are sometimes randomly in all caps. she is also very conventionally beautiful and a burgeoning media personality, i believe, so maybe these are legit hashtags? like she's just speaking the language of fame? i would never hide her posts; they are mesmerizing and incomprehensible.
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 18 August 2015 18:59 (eight years ago) link
I have a running series of facebook posts that are kind of more like tweets that I tag with #totaldadmoment, and they are definitely supposed to be all about ironic dadness, but I do sometimes wonder if I'm too close to the thing I'm ironizing.
― five six and (man alive), Tuesday, 18 August 2015 19:22 (eight years ago) link
#totaldadmove, rather
― five six and (man alive), Tuesday, 18 August 2015 19:23 (eight years ago) link
e.g. "Polo shirt and new balance trainers to the office on a Monday. #totaldadmove"
― five six and (man alive), Tuesday, 18 August 2015 19:24 (eight years ago) link
p much all dads in the first world are knowingly dadly nowadays surely
― corbyn's gallus (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 18 August 2015 19:30 (eight years ago) link
#hashtagdad
― La Lechera, Tuesday, 18 August 2015 19:41 (eight years ago) link
#facetweets
― five six and (man alive), Tuesday, 18 August 2015 20:03 (eight years ago) link
not that i would do it but i could kinda understand a hashtag for a wedding in that it would give you an easy way to find pics and posts about a wedding maybe? on twitter at least, i don't think hashtags actually do anything on facebook.
― balls, Tuesday, 18 August 2015 20:32 (eight years ago) link
They work on FB. I could also see useful for a wedding if you have many people talking photos, easy for them to be compiled if hashbrowned properly.
― Jeff, Tuesday, 18 August 2015 20:37 (eight years ago) link
kinda wonder if hashtags are becoming or are already a marker of being an old person, like facebook or knowing/caring who jon stewart was or using 'lol' instead of an emoji. twitter maybe bridges that gulf, idk. the kids seem to have all moved on to vine, yikyak, kik. which is fine for facebook, their hope was 'become uncool but omnipresent default asap'.
― balls, Tuesday, 18 August 2015 20:42 (eight years ago) link
my mom is on wuwu
― e-bouquet (mattresslessness), Tuesday, 18 August 2015 20:45 (eight years ago) link
like 30 seconds after hashtags were invented ppl started using them in a jocular way that fast overtook their alleged primary purpose of placing tweets in searchable categories and telling brands your story, talking about "made-up" or "ironic" hashtags as something distinct from like pretty much all hashtags is basic af
― cis terfs /r/ doing it for themselves (wins), Tuesday, 18 August 2015 20:47 (eight years ago) link
the 1-2 years it took for the hashtag to get normy, like grains of sand on the beach of generations
― e-bouquet (mattresslessness), Tuesday, 18 August 2015 20:47 (eight years ago) link
balls prob otm tho idk many kids
yeah i'm not sure if they've moved on (they all have facebook but it's not their primary mode of social media as much as another place their instagram posts end up) or if they're just on everything
― balls, Tuesday, 18 August 2015 20:52 (eight years ago) link
like 30 seconds after hashtags were invented ppl started using them in a jocular way that fast overtook their alleged primary purpose
never joined twitter & had not visited when i started to encounter hashtags in discoursepicked up meaning of meta-hashtag before learning (supposed) original meaning/purpose of hashtagso hashtags have always already been meta for me
that doesn’t make (most uses of) hashtag trope any less annoying, thoughlike as an obv overt sign(al), shortcut to meaning/speech-act (e.g. automatic irony)# is like elbow to the ribs
― drash, Tuesday, 18 August 2015 21:38 (eight years ago) link
Some friends have a name portmonteau hashtag to talk about their wedding on social media.
I almost decided to skip it right there.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 18 August 2015 21:40 (eight years ago) link
even when clever joke, something about individual speech-acts taking form of mass category/corporate brand is inherently off-putting or depressing to me
like putting trademark symbol after one's utterances
― drash, Tuesday, 18 August 2015 21:51 (eight years ago) link
I got a little handwringy about activism hashtags for a bit but eventually decided their usefulness and necessity in today's world probably outweighs the problems they raise.
― five six and (man alive), Tuesday, 18 August 2015 21:56 (eight years ago) link
^this is v truebut, even as i recognize that, must admit i still feel something like gut discomfort/dislike/distrust re hashtag formas rhetorical trope & shorthand in political discourse
― drash, Tuesday, 18 August 2015 22:14 (eight years ago) link
in some cases they seem/feel less like speech or even slogan/banner& more just like shibboleth
oh well i'm outmoded outlier who doesn't even use social mediaso my feelings re hashtags hardly relevant
― drash, Tuesday, 18 August 2015 22:45 (eight years ago) link
I don't know, JOIN THE COFFEE PARTY makes this a tough race.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 19 August 2015 05:02 (eight years ago) link
for some reason my tumblr feed is spamming me with "inspirational quotes" from Clinique such as this piece of shit:
https://40.media.tumblr.com/25857d606100721d1d03d56ebba36241/tumblr_nrkw42mYMf1uz8aqvo1_540.jpg
― Neil S, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 08:23 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-atl1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11032585_10154138866124240_2990495492202629122_n.jpg?oh=9a7a9459b25186526c8ed8437b742f3a&oe=5640D295
― j., Wednesday, 19 August 2015 14:42 (eight years ago) link
we've come a long way since the federalist papers
It worries me that there are people who believe what (I think...) that is trying to say.
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 15:06 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11007737_764403463682043_937776131020239206_n.jpg?oh=87d78dd5c65ef6730399366ad0199feb&oe=56795B76
― e-bouquet (mattresslessness), Wednesday, 19 August 2015 18:14 (eight years ago) link
ok what
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 19 August 2015 18:16 (eight years ago) link
who needs glue when everyone's got a neverending supply of boogers up their own nose
― La Lechera, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 18:16 (eight years ago) link
Kids today put glue on their iphones.
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 18:17 (eight years ago) link
okay that one is amazing
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 18:19 (eight years ago) link
at least sniff airplane model glue ffs
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 19 August 2015 18:20 (eight years ago) link
Has that 'free' guy ever thought about why his precious money is real?
― Aimless, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 18:24 (eight years ago) link
― cis terfs /r/ doing it for themselves (wins), Tuesday, August 18, 2015 4:47 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
#notallhashtags
― where the sterls have no name (s.clover), Wednesday, 19 August 2015 18:34 (eight years ago) link
can we have hashtags on ilx
I wish!
― Jeff, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 19:10 (eight years ago) link
State: You are free!Me: I was free from my very first breath.State: Right, that's me outMe: Wtf d00d there's no infrastructure and this gang of bandits is saying I have to be their slaveState: lol, u mad bro?
― 2011’s flagrantly ceremonious rock-opera (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 19 August 2015 23:01 (eight years ago) link
#Anniversary #inlove #celebrate #dogs #cute #kiss #bowties #surprise #champagne #ballons
^^just posted under some pix of a couple
― Ma$e-en-scène (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 20 August 2015 14:03 (eight years ago) link
#dogs
― horseshoe, Thursday, 20 August 2015 14:03 (eight years ago) link
#schmoopy
― j., Thursday, 20 August 2015 14:05 (eight years ago) link
#noyouretheschmoopy
― nickn, Thursday, 20 August 2015 16:06 (eight years ago) link
more:
#memories #expressions #fun #smilesformiles
#kimagureike #pasadena #sushi #love
#Sunset and #kisses #love #weekend #california
#kiriko #smiles #sushi #love
#icecreamlab #pasadena #friends #fun #explodingkittens #whisky
#selfies #lol #lovies #summer #beach #pch #sunsets #kisses #truelove
#family #fun #bff #lovie #goddaughter #love #summer #cute #xo #bevhills
#summer #malibu #white #fun #mrbrainwash #hearts
#matsuhisa #LAcouple #funpic #trainwreck #datenight #lovies
― Ma$e-en-scène (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 20 August 2015 20:59 (eight years ago) link
#hash
― Mark G, Thursday, 20 August 2015 22:02 (eight years ago) link
#vomit
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Friday, 21 August 2015 00:49 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/11870845_10204770009066476_6493294040396612901_n.jpg?oh=31e8e7803e2de93de367134a288ddc81&oe=567C6456
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 22 August 2015 17:48 (eight years ago) link
Just a few more posts before this thread hits its 16,000th. But why the popular kids would all be capitalists is impenetrable to me.
― Aimless, Saturday, 22 August 2015 18:05 (eight years ago) link
I control the means of productionI'm popular
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 22 August 2015 18:25 (eight years ago) link
He is.
― Mark G, Saturday, 22 August 2015 22:13 (eight years ago) link
Sorry if this has already been covered but over the past few days I'm seeing posts from people I'm not friends with showing on my feed. People who fb maybe seem to think I should be friends with or be aware of - Is anyone else getting this? I think it may be a new strategy.
― Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Sunday, 23 August 2015 06:31 (eight years ago) link
I mean sorry Mike McGonigal I'm sure you are a super person but I've never ever had any contact with you and who are you?
― Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Sunday, 23 August 2015 06:33 (eight years ago) link
sometimes posts from people who are friends of friends will appear if your friends are tagged in them, something like that
― MC Whistler (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 23 August 2015 06:53 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash2/v/t1.0-9/1208793_622658257784494_1660111604_n.jpg?oh=58d61be1cf63552e20cc5e7bc2ee39f8&oe=567C6401
― anvil, Sunday, 23 August 2015 11:01 (eight years ago) link
― anvil, Sunday, 23 August 2015 11:02 (eight years ago) link
im into it though
Depends on the privacy settings of your friend or the person who's made the post. Like if a friend-of-my-friend makes all posts public and my friend comments on one of their posts, I see it. Bothers the hell out of me.
― how's life, Sunday, 23 August 2015 11:18 (eight years ago) link
you would really like mike mcgonigal btw, boss dude
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 23 August 2015 16:02 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIzTqYxdzMc
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 23 August 2015 16:04 (eight years ago) link
I know what the doc just posted without checking
― Hi, my name's David and I quit (wins), Sunday, 23 August 2015 16:06 (eight years ago) link
*checks* yep
http://www.vice.com/read/facebook-click-traps-and-the-cult-of-negative-virality-303
vice catchin up
― j., Sunday, 23 August 2015 19:16 (eight years ago) link
xpost ha!
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 23 August 2015 20:05 (eight years ago) link
http://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/11889691_1192652134125781_4019583383731879123_n.png
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Monday, 24 August 2015 06:23 (eight years ago) link
y'know what, forget the broken image; go down the rabbit hole of this gis gone wronghttp://tinyurl.com/oe264s3
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Monday, 24 August 2015 06:25 (eight years ago) link
^ new favourite online resource thx
https://cdn-webimages.wimages.net/051756d76bc9f8345080f957d153feba20ca82-wm.jpg
― called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 24 August 2015 10:02 (eight years ago) link
the way the ones from eg bell hooks or Plutarch are dotted in there every few dozen images really tickles me
― Hector Ringtone (DJ Mencap), Monday, 24 August 2015 10:56 (eight years ago) link
https://cdn-webimages.wimages.net/050f884cc7221d640989833da8cb7856ef3919-wm.jpg
- Søren Kierkegaard
― called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 24 August 2015 11:06 (eight years ago) link
http://izquotes.com/quotes-pictures/quote-why-is-it-that-man-desires-to-be-made-sad-beholding-doleful-and-tragical-things-which-yet-himself-saint-augustine-321764.jpg
― called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 24 August 2015 11:13 (eight years ago) link
― Neil S, Monday, 24 August 2015 11:35 (eight years ago) link
- Prince (Sign ☮ the Times)
― Mark G, Monday, 24 August 2015 12:05 (eight years ago) link
these might become a new hobby
https://imgflip.com/i/pzpob
― Ma$e-en-scène (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 24 August 2015 13:58 (eight years ago) link
http://cdn-webimages.wimages.net/051b42e4edd2f0136048862ff5eabd21cee59c-wm.jpg
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Monday, 24 August 2015 14:12 (eight years ago) link
versushttp://www.azquotes.com/picture-quotes/quote-oftentimes-people-ask-me-why-is-it-that-you-re-so-focused-on-helping-the-hungry-and-george-w-bush-64-47-02.jpg
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Monday, 24 August 2015 14:14 (eight years ago) link
and I said "Omaha isn't strange" (or some such)
― Mark G, Monday, 24 August 2015 14:20 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/11219059_10153151683960197_3252803413739851469_n.jpg?oh=5a9807d671677da665fa75c1a7e36a50&oe=5680699B
― how's life, Monday, 24 August 2015 19:07 (eight years ago) link
prohibits you from visiting a war memorial? that's gotta be a weird distortion of the recent removal of the confederate battle flag from the SC statehouse grounds.
― Aimless, Monday, 24 August 2015 19:14 (eight years ago) link
Light bulb selection is the most important part of freedom.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 24 August 2015 19:31 (eight years ago) link
xp think it refers back to 2013 gov't shutdown; park service closed ww2 memorial & other monuments; protest & politicking ensued
― drash, Monday, 24 August 2015 19:37 (eight years ago) link
Yeah they closed down the gov't and the complained about gov't run things being closed. It was "Stop Hitting Yourself" governing at its finest.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 24 August 2015 20:16 (eight years ago) link
Really want to send these people to one of the wonderful places on earth with no functioning government.
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11885077_1000523433311521_8129866307545303685_n.jpg?oh=8099425b2030d30e5bc0234e2c8629c4&oe=56828F30
― I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Monday, 24 August 2015 23:26 (eight years ago) link
cool to finally learn this guy's backstory
http://www.roadwise.co.uk/uploads/userfiles/image/childdrens%20images/sign_pedestrian%20crossing.jpg
― called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 25 August 2015 09:33 (eight years ago) link
"Hi, President Obama? I just asked, and apparently the government should NOT cease its Islamist Communistical Homosexualistic War on White middle class dudes. I know, I'm as surprised as you are."
― Three Word Username, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 12:29 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/10411741_391494434332322_427991408978123915_n.jpg?oh=89c35f17f7f600fa757d12579cf8b434&oe=566EC249
― how's life, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 11:52 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/11885327_507575486057549_1590846627884230026_n.jpg?oh=82c6186c1bde70b9cdf7c8e0684e676b&oe=567F5AEF
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/603833_435670133248085_2157644305293225270_n.jpg?oh=61b1565fdca0fb6eac8da95a46ce0612&oe=568141B6
― how's life, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 11:53 (eight years ago) link
makes a good point
― Neil S, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 11:58 (eight years ago) link
xp you gotta stop saying 'jet fuel can't melt steel beams' in group chats dude
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 12:46 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/y8MRcK3.png
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 16:58 (eight years ago) link
Robert Plant didn't use autotune, Grandad. I'm confused.
― canoon fooder (dog latin), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 17:03 (eight years ago) link
"You've been coolin', baby, I've been droolin',All the good times I've been misusin',Way, way down inside, I'm gonna give you my love,I'm gonna give you every inch of my love,Gonna give you my love."
THE SOUL.
― Three Word Username, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 17:05 (eight years ago) link
also maybe the zep not the best standard-bearer for "wrote their own songs"
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 17:09 (eight years ago) link
lllooooooowooooooowooooooooooove!Ah AH AH AH AHHH AHHHAAA HAAAA HAAAA HAAAA AAAAH AAAAAAHHHHHHH!
― five six and (man alive), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 17:09 (eight years ago) link
No computers existed in the 70s, it's true.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 17:17 (eight years ago) link
Five of the top ten singles of 1971 (the year "Stairway to Heaven" was released) were not written by the people who sang them. In case anyone wants to let the meme-maker know.
― I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 17:21 (eight years ago) link
I don't know who made the meme image, but I will share that information on the post where I saw it.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 17:22 (eight years ago) link
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Wednesday, August 26, 2015 5:09 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
lol ikr?
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 17:22 (eight years ago) link
Well, j/k, obviously, but, like, do people think Elvis and Sinatra wrote all their own songs? They can't be that dumb, right?
Similarly, the other day, someone I know was looking for recommendations for music to "explain to her kids what music was like before songs on the radio were only 3 minutes long, like Journey and Styx and so forth." So, like, never? Because the 2-3 minute single has always been more or less standard?
― I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 17:27 (eight years ago) link
Yeah, if anything the 3:30 average single length is up from previous decades. Especially pre-70s, when most singles were running under 3 minutes.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 17:30 (eight years ago) link
the 1850s
― j., Wednesday, 26 August 2015 17:34 (eight years ago) link
not putting the image inline -- is huge
http://www.geekfill.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/g118.jpg
― where the sterls have no name (s.clover), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 19:38 (eight years ago) link
Does he post here?
― Mark G, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 20:03 (eight years ago) link
gave up counting the number of times the word 'i' was used in that post once i got past 60. easier to count the word 'son', though: twice. good going, dad, way to connect to the son you say feels nothing for you.
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 20:14 (eight years ago) link
well he does start using "male fruit of my loins" about midway through
― qualx, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 20:18 (eight years ago) link
To make a smoothie.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 20:23 (eight years ago) link
Reads like a suicide note, somebody ought to get him help.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 20:30 (eight years ago) link
punchline shd've been "capitalism ruins everything"
― MC Whistler (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 20:32 (eight years ago) link
Well, that explains why we haven't heard much from Hurting lately.
― Three Word Username, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 20:44 (eight years ago) link
lol having children
― deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 20:47 (eight years ago) link
children are the worst it's true
― Nhex, Thursday, 27 August 2015 02:55 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/11811356_1034652883219366_8827847133352291222_n.jpg?oh=46f247c4129f9f2f78f40f654ab410b4&oe=566D6416
― mirostones, Saturday, 29 August 2015 10:13 (eight years ago) link
why am I in hysterics
― Yul Brynner playing table tennis with a deviled kidney (imago), Saturday, 29 August 2015 10:22 (eight years ago) link
The moons will rotate in opposite directions, right?
― Satiation’s Second Sibelius (Assurance T. Rex), Saturday, 29 August 2015 10:29 (eight years ago) link
this is called moony bags
― called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 29 August 2015 11:15 (eight years ago) link
― deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Saturday, 29 August 2015 11:30 (eight years ago) link
90% of earthlings will be afraid to share this
― deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Saturday, 29 August 2015 11:31 (eight years ago) link
hahaha BB
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 29 August 2015 12:30 (eight years ago) link
"one will be the moon. the other will be uranus. do you see what i did there."
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 29 August 2015 15:30 (eight years ago) link
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/45/Walk_Two_Moons.jpg
― playlists of pensive swift (difficult listening hour), Sunday, 30 August 2015 09:37 (eight years ago) link
Watch two moons, sit right downDaddy let the shares roll in
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 30 August 2015 15:42 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/11202559_718508578253025_1435940517914113665_n.jpg?oh=6f3e8b988ee7f1fce62697c2c64da719&oe=566115BF
― bizarro gazzara, Monday, 31 August 2015 12:39 (eight years ago) link
if she freaks the fuck out when you dip a hot wire into a sample of her blood, she's an alien
― MC Whistler (Noodle Vague), Monday, 31 August 2015 12:45 (eight years ago) link
oh yeah. sooooooo sarcastic.
― how's life, Monday, 31 August 2015 12:48 (eight years ago) link
maybe the woman above needs a vagina gun
http://cdn.viralwomen.com//ContentFiles/viralwomen.com/Posts/powerful_prochoice_activist_reads_a_poem_called_if_my_vagina_was_a_gun_1149063137.jpg_resized_552.jpg
― Ma$e-en-scène (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 31 August 2015 13:29 (eight years ago) link
or be friends w/jim morrison
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/de/9e/e6/de9ee6867cfd79b7553d1b3be6bf24f8.jpg
― Ma$e-en-scène (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 31 August 2015 13:30 (eight years ago) link
I'm going to let all my friends be Jim Morrison
― silverfish, Monday, 31 August 2015 15:34 (eight years ago) link
silverfish as your friend i both acknowledge and support your need to #ridethesnake
― Ma$e-en-scène (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 31 August 2015 15:36 (eight years ago) link
what are people's thoughts on deleting their facebook account?
damn my poor thread searching skills
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Monday, 31 August 2015 18:29 (eight years ago) link
it's relaxing but pretty isolating, if a lot of your friends have integrated it into their lives; they'll just keep on posting shit about their incidentals and forget that you ever existed
some of them will suspect that you just unfriended them
― j., Monday, 31 August 2015 18:35 (eight years ago) link
I'd really like to take the plunge. I use Messenger a lot for IMing though. Haven't looked into whether that would be affected. I've mostly stopped posting and try to stay logged out as much as I can.
― how's life, Monday, 31 August 2015 18:37 (eight years ago) link
I deleted mine a few years ago and have not once regretted it or even been tempted to open another account under a fake name.
― carl agatha, Monday, 31 August 2015 19:06 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/11215195_10153612633701030_2035776827572604161_n.jpg?oh=8e540e5594b4d9df7f5bbbbb9cbe5ec3&oe=56730B73
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 31 August 2015 19:33 (eight years ago) link
― how's life, Monday, 31 August 2015 19:34 (eight years ago) link
I was preparing to speak at an I Can Do It conference and I decided to bring an orange on stage with me as a prop for my lecture. I opened a conversation with a bright young fellow of about twelve who was sitting in the front row.
“If I were to squeeze this orange as hard as I could, what would come out?” I asked him.
He looked at me like I was a little crazy and said, “Juice, of course.”
“Do you think apple juice could come out of it?”
“No!” he laughed.
“What about grapefruit juice?”
“No!”
“What would come out of it?”
“Orange juice, of course.”
“Why? Why when you squeeze an orange does orange juice come out?”
He may have been getting a little exasperated with me at this point.
“Well, it’s an orange and that’s what’s inside.”
I nodded. “Let’s assume that this orange isn’t an orange, but it’s you. And someone squeezes you, puts pressure on you, says something you don’t like, offends you. And out of you comes anger, hatred, bitterness, fear. Why? The answer, as our young friend has told us, is because that’s what’s inside.”
It’s one of the great lessons of life. What comes out when life squeezes you? When someone hurts or offends you? If anger, pain and fear come out of you, it’s because that’s what’s inside. It doesn’t matter who does the squeezing—your mother, your brother, your children, your boss, the government. If someone says something about you that you don’t like, what comes out of you is what’s inside. And what’s inside is up to you, it’s your choice.
When someone puts the pressure on you and out of you comes anything other than love, it’s because that’s what you’ve allowed to be inside. Once you take away all those negative things you don’t want in your life and replace them with love, you’ll find yourself living a highly functioning life.
Thanks, my young friend, and here’s an orange for you!
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 31 August 2015 19:35 (eight years ago) link
“If you were to squeeze this lemon as hard as you could, what would run down my leg?” I asked him.
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Monday, 31 August 2015 19:39 (eight years ago) link
I always hated it when they'd show Wayne Dyer shit on PBS. RIP
― polyphonic, Monday, 31 August 2015 19:40 (eight years ago) link
It's a really bad metaphor too. An orange is immutably an orange on the inside, a fact that you can easily discern from the outside.
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 31 August 2015 19:41 (eight years ago) link
I don't use Facebook at all these days. It was basically to keep in touch with a few good friends while I was away, but seeing them for the first time in 4 years recently, they've assured me Facebook or no Facebook, when I'll return in a year, it'll be just like I never left. Plus, one of our other good friends was never on there and he even flew in from another city to celebrate our birthdays, which was pretty rad.
Anyway, this is after hardly even communicating with them, much less through Facebook. So, that's comforting.
I'm getting ready to pull the plug. I'm just creating an email address book and making sure everyone knows my email. A few of us in the same circle of friends enjoyed corresponding via that medium anyway.
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Monday, 31 August 2015 19:41 (eight years ago) link
When someone puts the pressure on you and out of you comes anything other than love, it’s because that’s what you’ve allowed to be inside.
This is craziness. As if we all started in some place where all there is inside us is love and somehow we "allow" anger to get in where it doesn't belong. Babies can get angry as hell. Did they "allow" that in?
― Aimless, Monday, 31 August 2015 19:46 (eight years ago) link
When someone punches you in the face, it's what was already inside that comes out, just like with a tomato.
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 31 August 2015 19:47 (eight years ago) link
that dude sold about a billion books with terrible, terrible titles. i wonder if they're all filled entirely with citrus fruit/psyche analogies.
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Monday, 31 August 2015 19:56 (eight years ago) link
'When life gives you lemons... Make orange juice'
― canoon fooder (dog latin), Monday, 31 August 2015 23:05 (eight years ago) link
i didn't even know who wayne dyer was. one guy i have posted about on the 77 facebook statuses thread is always tearfully RIPing these random people. like "RIP self-help guru dr. wayne dyer, my heart is broken." or something. i swear he just learned who that is today, just like i did. hearts, thoughts, and prayers to his family!!!!
― computer champion (harbl), Tuesday, 1 September 2015 00:59 (eight years ago) link
he's also kind of the only reason i don't quit fb. i just like to read his statuses.
― computer champion (harbl), Tuesday, 1 September 2015 01:00 (eight years ago) link
dude got some shit inside him
― j., Tuesday, 1 September 2015 01:13 (eight years ago) link
I dunno if I'd know who he was if I hadn't worked in a bookstore, but I think he was at least 1/7th of the self-help section. Sez Wiki: "His first book Your Erroneous Zones (1976) is one of the best-selling books of all time, with an estimated 35 million copies sold." So I'd believe that the kind of person who posts a lot of anguished status updates of people they've never heard of could have in fact heard of this guy.
Okay fuck it here's his bibliography, though be warned it looks a lot like a Clickhole version of his bibliography would:
Your Erroneous Zones Pulling Your Own Strings The Sky's the Limit You'll See it When You Believe it Real Magic Your Sacred Self Gifts from Eykis Being in Balance Change Your Thoughts-Change Your Life Don't Die with Your Music Still in You (with Serena J. Dyer) Everyday Wisdom Everyday Wisdom for Success Excuses Begone! Getting in the Gap Inspiration The Incredible Force Living the Wisdom of the Tao My Greatest Teacher (with Lynn Lauber) The Power of Intention A Promise is a Promise The Shift Staying on the Path 10 Secrets for Success and Inner Peace Your Ultimate Calling Wishes Fulfilled. Mastering the Art of Manifesting There's a Spiritual Solution to Every ProblemChildren's books I Am (with Kristina Tracy) Incredible You! (with Kristina Tracy) It's Not What You've Got! (with Kristina Tracy) No Excuses! (with Kristina Tracy) Unstoppable Me! (with Kristina Tracy)
Children's books
I Am (with Kristina Tracy) Incredible You! (with Kristina Tracy) It's Not What You've Got! (with Kristina Tracy) No Excuses! (with Kristina Tracy) Unstoppable Me! (with Kristina Tracy)
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 1 September 2015 01:55 (eight years ago) link
https://www.facebook.com/stopcancerstartpraying/photos/a.377075329153987.1073741829.376200832574770/424941964367323/?type=1&theater
― j., Tuesday, 1 September 2015 02:33 (eight years ago) link
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51FVERVfc1L._AC_UL320_SR220,320_.jpg
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 1 September 2015 04:12 (eight years ago) link
That cover immediately calls up the smell of Goodwill and Salvation Army!
― Je55e, Tuesday, 1 September 2015 05:01 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10730811_1022151991132177_8621531860745339124_n.jpg?oh=8ec78050b398881b900aa2ce1295420d&oe=566D3C04"funny jokes & pics "December 7, 2014 · Like · Comment · Share
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Chuck M______ Made me cry like a girl
― how's life, Tuesday, 1 September 2015 16:42 (eight years ago) link
if the three movies that made you cry are green mile, t2 and forrest gump, the only logic conclusion is that you have only seen 3 movies and you cry at literally any stimulus
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 1 September 2015 17:07 (eight years ago) link
so you know now why Dave H cries
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 1 September 2015 17:12 (eight years ago) link
― balls, Tuesday, 1 September 2015 20:38 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11924553_1488798618109869_1011000000504563465_n.jpg?oh=94f01ed1fa5c4855257abae624f273ed&oe=567A5E39
― Darin, Thursday, 3 September 2015 07:34 (eight years ago) link
ugggghghgh
https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xaf1/t51.2885-15/s320x320/e35/11917755_954817681226309_1239885919_n.jpg
― Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 3 September 2015 10:10 (eight years ago) link
.. like it wasn't sad enough.
― Mark G, Thursday, 3 September 2015 10:27 (eight years ago) link
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-V_Fl3MFg3IU/VeXknFENxZI/AAAAAAAAbLI/jJ8Y8HOfeXQ/s1600/Screenshot%2B2015-09-01%2Bat%2B10.46.03%2BAM.png
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 3 September 2015 13:16 (eight years ago) link
'awareness'
― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 3 September 2015 14:29 (eight years ago) link
the Kenyan word
― called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 3 September 2015 18:27 (eight years ago) link
the Kenyans have a word for it. they call it Denali.
― Aimless, Thursday, 3 September 2015 18:29 (eight years ago) link
It kind of makes it sound like he is a Carmen Sandiego villain.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 3 September 2015 18:34 (eight years ago) link
huh, obama gets called out for this and all of a sudden there is no kenyan to english option on google translate?? it's almost like there's something they don't want us to know.
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 3 September 2015 18:40 (eight years ago) link
obama is so evil that he managed to stamp out all evidence of Kenyan even BEING a language
this shit gets more fucked up, the deeper you dig...
― 1995 ball boy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 3 September 2015 19:36 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/FckP0cv.gif
― gr8080, Thursday, 3 September 2015 22:20 (eight years ago) link
would help if the gif was actually seamless
― tsrobodo, Thursday, 3 September 2015 22:23 (eight years ago) link
worst super mario cosplay ever
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 4 September 2015 10:59 (eight years ago) link
i like this one!
https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10418302_10152981091197181_7516759213982076679_n.jpg?oh=24d6c017926adc4f1ef55c26d67a6a07&oe=56675D82
― scott seward, Friday, 4 September 2015 22:36 (eight years ago) link
http://i62.tinypic.com/4kzh8w.jpg
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 6 September 2015 04:03 (eight years ago) link
― Merdeyeux, Sunday, 6 September 2015 04:28 (eight years ago) link
read that as "why didn't god stop shooting"
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 6 September 2015 04:31 (eight years ago) link
that guy worships a real feeb god is all I can say
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 6 September 2015 12:54 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/IfChkQ5.jpg
― global tetrahedron, Sunday, 6 September 2015 15:37 (eight years ago) link
yeah i suppose eating plates could possibly disrupt yr insides a bit
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 6 September 2015 15:43 (eight years ago) link
Being diagnosed -- oh, that's something you don't wanna risk.
― Three Word Username, Sunday, 6 September 2015 18:01 (eight years ago) link
start with never going to the doctor
― computer champion (harbl), Sunday, 6 September 2015 18:03 (eight years ago) link
start with dying of diphtheria in infancy
― qualx, Sunday, 6 September 2015 23:48 (eight years ago) link
start with dying of diphtheria in infancy and work your way up from there
― Aimless, Monday, 7 September 2015 03:47 (eight years ago) link
Basically, we need to increase the other methods of death: War, diptheria, traffic accidents, falling off tall buildings, starvation, heart disease, poisoning, etc.
― Mark G, Monday, 7 September 2015 09:43 (eight years ago) link
99% of nonsmokers die
― drash, Monday, 7 September 2015 09:52 (eight years ago) link
The rest are still alive.
Can smokers say that?
― Mark G, Monday, 7 September 2015 09:55 (eight years ago) link
#onepercent #vapelife
― drash, Monday, 7 September 2015 10:31 (eight years ago) link
occupy vaping
― List of people who are ready for woe and how we know this (seandalai), Monday, 7 September 2015 13:36 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/14400_10152974594497338_5319450111759807715_n.jpg?oh=c70f02e1c60e2d4d1dc0704b849564d8&oe=56AB9211
― anthony braxton diamond geezer (anagram), Monday, 7 September 2015 14:14 (eight years ago) link
thank you Morbid Angel for changing my diapers
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 7 September 2015 14:18 (eight years ago) link
Must've been hard wearing the spiked gauntlets
― Ma$e-en-scène (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 7 September 2015 20:31 (eight years ago) link
armed forces 'humour' is the worst fucking thing
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/11988246_1673909939509317_6929494999116014119_n.jpg?oh=f05fbe4aa619bc9cbd76e4f0e0f411fe&oe=565EE64A
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 12:34 (eight years ago) link
If I wuz flying a drone...http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/378726/slide_378726_4470972_free.jpg...woof!
― Aimless, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 17:01 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/11995961_10153074339681304_1858087555904305013_n.jpg?oh=98330514e35bc120a50fe692ead268f3&oe=56A6EB50
In other news, people are still liking and sharing pictures of bumper stickers. And they're getting ornery waiting around for another Foghat or something?
― how's life, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 17:13 (eight years ago) link
foghot were adonises you scoundrel
― they call him 'mr music' (soref), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 17:18 (eight years ago) link
I must be looking at the wrong pictures of Foghat. Slade, then! Jethro Tull!
― how's life, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 17:45 (eight years ago) link
Slade = perennial Jackie magazine pin-ups
someone makes the case for Ian Anderson here:
http://simianidiot.tumblr.com/post/12976529740/why-ian-anderson-is-the-second-sexiest-man-in-the
― they call him 'mr music' (soref), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 18:05 (eight years ago) link
(full title is 'second sexiest man in the world' btw, it's not 'second sexiest man in the band Jethro Tull' or something)
― they call him 'mr music' (soref), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 18:07 (eight years ago) link
Unfortunately, Mick Abrahams is the sexiest man in the world.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 19:51 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/11947518_958698514189129_3023747098406766902_n.jpg?oh=4f75185df4e895307a93fb3a200fa311&oe=56A8C34BWAU SO TRUE
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 10 September 2015 03:11 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/11998932_10153698762117069_4369472275775240613_n.png?oh=b6ac9d0ca3fe7717bce22f4a86d30871&oe=56736B8C
― schlep and back trio (anagram), Thursday, 10 September 2015 10:08 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpl1/v/t1.0-9/11988373_1016742825033514_5730752540576332267_n.jpg?oh=49e939ded9c139b6139f761553cada0a&oe=56A23FB3
― ailsa, Thursday, 10 September 2015 10:34 (eight years ago) link
That's encouraging!
― Mark G, Thursday, 10 September 2015 10:55 (eight years ago) link
Period.
― Neil S, Thursday, 10 September 2015 12:16 (eight years ago) link
Period Period Period
― UYD: Oxys, Percs, Vics, Addys, Rit-Dogs and Xannys (sunny successor), Thursday, 10 September 2015 20:50 (eight years ago) link
full stop can't say it back
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 10 September 2015 20:55 (eight years ago) link
That misused Blackadder "meme" is making me REALLY IA. or just A, I guess.
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Friday, 11 September 2015 01:21 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/11988696_10153104415925737_883682228601163182_n.png?oh=3d69ca9cf1033659f00c4aba6580a51c&oe=56698ECC
― computer champion (harbl), Friday, 11 September 2015 01:52 (eight years ago) link
really think we all need to collaborate on a ridiculous horseshit GIF meme and see how far we can spread it across the net collectively, kinda like those balloons that used to have a card attached "Hi My name is Timmy and I'm from Kenosha, hope you find this balloon in good health, and if not, that you take it to a hospital".
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 11 September 2015 02:13 (eight years ago) link
How about this
http://l.wigflip.com/sukredtc/roflbot.jpg
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Friday, 11 September 2015 02:44 (eight years ago) link
Originator of blackadder meme seems to be unaware what a drone is.
― called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 11 September 2015 10:43 (eight years ago) link
The bloke at the controls is flying it. They don't need to be sat inside it.
― Mark G, Friday, 11 September 2015 11:10 (eight years ago) link
what is the Blackadder meme? I can find lots of Blackadder related memes, but none about drones.
― they call him 'mr music' (soref), Friday, 11 September 2015 21:03 (eight years ago) link
there are a surprisingly large number about Rowan Atkinson having a masters in Electrical Engineering, though?
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/474x/2f/d9/cc/2fd9cc7a5031a5cfb40abf10187ebbde.jpg
― they call him 'mr music' (soref), Friday, 11 September 2015 21:04 (eight years ago) link
or a phd according to some
http://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/arRALE5_700b.jpg
― they call him 'mr music' (soref), Friday, 11 September 2015 21:05 (eight years ago) link
look for armed forces 'humour'
― Mark G, Friday, 11 September 2015 21:05 (eight years ago) link
xpost meme-makers unfamiliar with pre-Mr Bean RA apparently
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 11 September 2015 21:52 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/11412348_10153612847926840_5099740853674205850_n.jpg?oh=6b4672e2d05fec569c768421a9f1dc4f&oe=56766836
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 11 September 2015 21:53 (eight years ago) link
if all of my friends' mugs spontaneously morphed into Sandler's creased pear face while I was talking to them, I might go to a mental hospital too
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 11 September 2015 21:56 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/FxQOJnt.jpg
― qualx, Saturday, 12 September 2015 17:09 (eight years ago) link
Its is probably a good thing that I remain a Facebook holdout, and posting that (and most things itt, really) would get you immediately unfriended.
― The New Gay Sadness (cryptosicko), Saturday, 12 September 2015 17:16 (eight years ago) link
wtf is that even
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 12 September 2015 17:19 (eight years ago) link
lotta levels of confusion here
― balls, Saturday, 12 September 2015 17:20 (eight years ago) link
whew, i'm a sagittarius
― nomar, Saturday, 12 September 2015 17:26 (eight years ago) link
apparently they just finished playing golf?
― balls, Saturday, 12 September 2015 17:33 (eight years ago) link
lol these memes are "here is a trait followed by a list of signs that trait applies to" i guess not everyone has a fb friend who constantly posts these
i just love the angry gemini who had to edit it for inclusion
― qualx, Saturday, 12 September 2015 17:38 (eight years ago) link
this is a bonus yet valid reason why i hate astrology
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 12 September 2015 17:39 (eight years ago) link
tbf i'm Sagi and i've never killed anybody with a hammer so this could be accurate
― bellendery hooks (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 12 September 2015 17:49 (eight years ago) link
oh it's a golf club never mind
Aha! A Virgo. You're argumentative.
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 12 September 2015 19:12 (eight years ago) link
Me and all the other people born in the period from late April to mid may have so much in common, it's really weird
― 1996 ball boy (Karl Malone), Saturday, 12 September 2015 19:21 (eight years ago) link
lol @ casino
― balls, Saturday, 12 September 2015 20:14 (eight years ago) link
on closer examination they hadn't just been playing golf and that probably isn't a putter, it's kermit as ryan gosling in drive
― balls, Saturday, 12 September 2015 20:19 (eight years ago) link
now i'm super confused
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 12 September 2015 20:30 (eight years ago) link
i'm less confused but more disappointed, preferred some weirdo going in on 'don't ever try to play the back nine w/ a virgo son!'
― balls, Saturday, 12 September 2015 20:39 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfl1/v/t1.0-9/11988753_421007178092874_6926802536226818241_n.png?oh=e7ac350a4ce241b4d5d319459019e311&oe=56A4BF4E
― bizarro gazzara, Saturday, 12 September 2015 21:42 (eight years ago) link
"pathetic - and too little, too late"lol who is supposed to have made this comment? God?
― kinder, Saturday, 12 September 2015 21:54 (eight years ago) link
I love the idea of too little, too late, cos it suggests that God is a scenester that only rewards you if you were into him from the very beginning and not a late convert.
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 12 September 2015 21:56 (eight years ago) link
like if I've been wrong all these years and show up and Jesus is talking shit to me before he pulls the lever about how I didn't believe in him, I'll be like "bitch, I see you now, ain't that good enough?"
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 12 September 2015 21:57 (eight years ago) link
if i've learned anything at all from jack chick tracts it's that last-minute deathbed conversions after a misspent asshole life are the best kind of conversions.
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 12 September 2015 23:14 (eight years ago) link
that hitchens "PATHETIC" one made me think of this
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/df/d4/fe/dfd4fee8b212c100e10efb6efe77159a.jpg
― balls, Saturday, 12 September 2015 23:18 (eight years ago) link
If it was too little too late, wouldn't he be looking up from Hell?
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 13 September 2015 00:35 (eight years ago) link
feel like this belongs in here
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CO3prd0UYAEsLi6.jpg:large
― polyphonic, Monday, 14 September 2015 21:12 (eight years ago) link
Somebody print this out and put it on that car - http://www.buzzfeed.com/leonarddelaney/the-minions-in-me#.runKlJmEl
― carl agatha, Monday, 14 September 2015 21:33 (eight years ago) link
boobies
― j., Monday, 14 September 2015 21:49 (eight years ago) link
I feel 99.9% certain that Christopher Hitchens didn't have some kind of deathbed conversion... I especially doubt he would say "I was only showing off with that atheism rubbish."He didn't really ask for God's forgiveness when he was dying, did he? I'm not even an atheist but if he did that, my esteem in the man would be greatly lowered.
― Frobisher, Monday, 14 September 2015 22:37 (eight years ago) link
he didn't
― scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Monday, 14 September 2015 22:41 (eight years ago) link
only Jesus knows for sure!
― Οὖτις, Monday, 14 September 2015 22:43 (eight years ago) link
"Dear Yahweh, I'd like to constructAn apology for my conductI once called you a fictionBut with newfound conviction...You know what? Forget it, get fucked"
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 14 September 2015 22:59 (eight years ago) link
AXEDNOUGHLREADY
― Aimless, Monday, 14 September 2015 23:38 (eight years ago) link
disturbing trend of this stuff spreading into the real world
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3233964/Londoner-leaves-feel-good-notes-trains-make-miserable-commuters-smile-telling-try-love-dogs-love-walkies.html
― soref, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 13:17 (eight years ago) link
Enjoying the comment left by JonnyBigToe on the above:
these notes are neither funny or helpful in anyway
― schlep and back trio (anagram), Tuesday, 15 September 2015 13:23 (eight years ago) link
"you are free to get off at whatever stop you want" placed on the story about thousands of migrants attempting to cross in Hungary is an attempt at satire, surely?
― soref, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 13:24 (eight years ago) link
I got sacked from my job yesterday, think I might have started punching people if i'd seen one of these during my train ride home
― soref, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 13:25 (eight years ago) link
Andy Leek, 29
These look like the work of a 13-year-old, at most.
― how's life, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 13:32 (eight years ago) link
― soref, Tuesday, September 15, 2015 1:25 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I'm sorry. That sucks. Also yes, these are horrible and you would have been completely justified.
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 14:49 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10430449_957343894312347_7603533301832637041_n.jpg?oh=c5636ede9f599d3fc1d7d8bc4946e973&oe=569E7BD1
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This has to be the CIA transmitting codes through these things right?
― how's life, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 14:53 (eight years ago) link
would bet a few quid on that having been a Bernard Manning or Chubby Brown joke at some point during its lifetime
― Hector Ringtone (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 15 September 2015 14:57 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10420118_1540880746174964_7719637751009182977_n.jpg?oh=3617bc60ab6b21dfb75b4387bea26540&oe=56A0EDCB
― ailsa, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 20:36 (eight years ago) link
plainspoken puffin droppin truth bombs
― Bnad, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 23:32 (eight years ago) link
Naturally that picture was followed by a ton of people debating the ridiculousness of political correctness and how people can't take a good ol' racist joke in the spirit in which it was intended.
― ailsa, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 23:39 (eight years ago) link
would be at least 10% better if it said puffies. who doesn't love a good long-s joke
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 23:45 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/12004978_1148025508558476_1045366385731382847_n.jpg?oh=6e5cd6c4018e5de490115466e7b9d308&oe=566FFBCD
― computer champion (harbl), Thursday, 17 September 2015 11:13 (eight years ago) link
One guy I know keeps posting artist things on his LinkedIn and it's kind of endearing because it's not like there's a better use of LinkedIn.
― top doctor (seandalai), Friday, 18 September 2015 16:55 (eight years ago) link
I don't know what's wrong with me but at first glance I read that as INCEST FUCKING
― Frobisher, Friday, 18 September 2015 18:49 (eight years ago) link
xp feel like that sentiment deserves to be expressed in macro form?
― called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 18 September 2015 23:22 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlp1/v/t1.0-9/10408739_954907064538506_9135917532237489635_n.jpg?oh=3075507ab9f932b3d22950987554a57d&oe=56990A2F
― computer champion (harbl), Saturday, 19 September 2015 00:13 (eight years ago) link
you spit on em both?
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 19 September 2015 00:16 (eight years ago) link
amount of artifacts on that thing, must have been going round since the Ford administration
― called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 19 September 2015 02:13 (eight years ago) link
Razor are so great. If you ever want some earlier stuff by them, Malicious Intent has a great, vicious speed metal sound.
― We Boo... The Cross (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ),Saturday, September 19, 2015 4:00 AM (29 minutes ago)Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Thanks! Will def check out as this is my wheelhouse
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 19 September 2015 03:33 (eight years ago) link
Ok wrong thread GODDAMMIT
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 19 September 2015 03:34 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/v/t1.0-9/1236933_615330728487899_1695124240_n.jpg?oh=dcd14f85bbd375d1ac25cc75d5941a4a&oe=56619E17
― brimstead, Monday, 21 September 2015 01:40 (eight years ago) link
Creepy when you realize The Dog is not referring to a pet
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 21 September 2015 01:42 (eight years ago) link
is it supposed to be funny? it seems fucking insane to me!
― brimstead, Monday, 21 September 2015 02:08 (eight years ago) link
Half the shit FB laffs at is bonkers
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 21 September 2015 02:13 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10347813_871131596237102_1570281095917735781_n.jpg?oh=b61aa638438ff49369e8331a0450c50a&oe=5664A026
― where the sterls have no name (s.clover), Monday, 21 September 2015 13:49 (eight years ago) link
I didn't turn out ok, but I also didn't pick my own switch...
― Liquid Plejades, Monday, 21 September 2015 13:51 (eight years ago) link
dang it, i met all of the conditions except for the very last so i can't re-post and remember the good times
― 1996 ball boy (Karl Malone), Monday, 21 September 2015 13:55 (eight years ago) link
Five.. TV ... Channels?
― Mark G, Monday, 21 September 2015 14:08 (eight years ago) link
Damn, we only had three.
― Bathtubs-Diagrammer-Salty (doo dah), Monday, 21 September 2015 14:57 (eight years ago) link
Good times, getting beat with a belt.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 21 September 2015 15:00 (eight years ago) link
we totally did this one before and it totally turned into everyone's recounting of how many channels they had when they were a kid
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Monday, 21 September 2015 15:03 (eight years ago) link
OK, let's discuss being brought up by heehaw.
― Mark G, Monday, 21 September 2015 15:12 (eight years ago) link
btw, if we didn't turn out OK, or we died after falling off our bike and getting hit by a belt inthe ditch, are we supposed to "like" it?
― Mark G, Monday, 21 September 2015 15:13 (eight years ago) link
the "pledge"
― welltris (crüt), Monday, 21 September 2015 15:15 (eight years ago) link
shane mcanally and brandy clark are making a hee haw musical, if anyone cares
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Monday, 21 September 2015 15:17 (eight years ago) link
anyways, there's this one dude who i don't know but somehow is a facebook friend and i never got around to unfriending and i check the site fairly rarely so it's not a big deal one way or another but the only thing i have ever seen him post (and he apparently posts it daily) is an 8am message that reads "good morning, coffee is done!"
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Monday, 21 September 2015 15:22 (eight years ago) link
Cartoons were on 5 channel TV weekday afternoons, better ones usually than the Hanna-Barbaric; nobody called phones "rotary" phones; and only lame kids said the Pledge reverently without ever changing the words (United Snakes of a Merry Cow). Oh, and should have included: "finding old Playboys" "jokes about Nixon" and "fearing serial killers." Repost if you remember anything.
― Vic Perry, Monday, 21 September 2015 15:52 (eight years ago) link
!!..
― called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 21 September 2015 17:20 (eight years ago) link
looking fwd to a uk repurposed one of these "Share if you watched grange hill, had a raleigh bmx bike, read the beano, played with transformers, played conkers and fucked a pigs head in a bizarre initiation ceremony and you turned out all right!!.."
― called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 21 September 2015 17:23 (eight years ago) link
Kinda disturbing how many of these "back in MY day" posts refer to parents beating their kids as "the good old days."
― billstevejim, Monday, 21 September 2015 17:56 (eight years ago) link
IMO that's actually the main thing that motivates writing one of these up, their real enemy is today's whiny bleeding-heart parental advice and so on. all the rest is added just to camouflage that bit, or try to make it feel like a normal healthy patchwork of childhood 'experiences' that never did anybody any harm.
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Monday, 21 September 2015 18:04 (eight years ago) link
I had a bedtime but I turned out ok
― nomar, Monday, 21 September 2015 18:12 (eight years ago) link
i am pro-bedtime
― welltris (crüt), Monday, 21 September 2015 18:14 (eight years ago) link
― j., Monday, 21 September 2015 18:22 (eight years ago) link
I feel like bedtome would add years to my life tbh
― syphilis sive morbus cameronus (wins), Monday, 21 September 2015 18:24 (eight years ago) link
the thing about this is the it was posted by someone I went to HS with who I'm pretty sure had virtually none of those experiences except for like "watched cartoons" and "played in the dirt" which is all children ever?
― where the sterls have no name (s.clover), Monday, 21 September 2015 22:19 (eight years ago) link
I can't believe that one doesn't mention church.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 21 September 2015 22:23 (eight years ago) link
man these parents had it all wrong. you want to turn your kid into a subservient doormat, just intimidate your kid by blowing your stack in situations that don't call for it and emotionally manipulate him. (my dad will serve as a reference if needed)
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 21 September 2015 22:41 (eight years ago) link
I'm amazed that the word "pussified" didn't appear.
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 21 September 2015 22:45 (eight years ago) link
Whipping children is the author's religion.
― Aimless, Monday, 21 September 2015 22:47 (eight years ago) link
Someone asked a questionWhy it is we singWe sing cos if we don'tthen daddy hits us with his ring
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 21 September 2015 22:58 (eight years ago) link
Just had this shared onto my timeline. Even Angelina Jolie (uh-huh, I'm sure it's her) is all about the terrible fake moralising stories.
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10522509_10153623449254812_6559581890972352463_n.jpg?oh=4e866c14aa2faa67eb2a284321e310a8&oe=56643175
― ailsa, Monday, 21 September 2015 23:48 (eight years ago) link
"Ok allah go"
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Monday, 21 September 2015 23:50 (eight years ago) link
wonder what the standard issue ISIS work uniform looks like
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 21 September 2015 23:51 (eight years ago) link
ailsa you need to charge yr phone!
― 1996 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 22 September 2015 00:15 (eight years ago) link
why are there quotes before the post and not after
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 00:17 (eight years ago) link
there are. read to the end.
― how's life, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 00:25 (eight years ago) link
oh nm, there they are.
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 00:30 (eight years ago) link
I was in favor of bedtime, always gave me more time to listen to the radio on headphones. Oh, and to masturbate. Lots of extra time for that.
― Vic Perry, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 00:59 (eight years ago) link
nobody ever borrow a pair of headphones from Vic
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 01:26 (eight years ago) link
That's not screenshotted from my phone, that photo of a screenshot was posted like that to my timeline. Perhaps Angelina's disabled sharing on her "please share" message of hope and humanity.
― ailsa, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 04:50 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/12009748_870856476300729_4104513878015963294_n.jpg?oh=53d19b8aa7c13f1abe80f33136a95d51&oe=5696A3DD
― cardamon, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 08:11 (eight years ago) link
#bulllivesmatter
― how's life, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 08:21 (eight years ago) link
Dogs are men.
― Three Word Username, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 08:22 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/11219538_704153043053868_2321135127662087632_n.jpg?oh=01f9461daa450d6b746d2d07b8b08403&oe=5694FAB6
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 01:53 (eight years ago) link
I like blabbering.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 01:55 (eight years ago) link
You know who else liked empty bookstores?
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 02:09 (eight years ago) link
Word Porn ?
― Vic Perry, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 02:49 (eight years ago) link
http://d2ws0xxnnorfdo.cloudfront.net/meme/663371
― nomar, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 03:39 (eight years ago) link
"my son was such a joy until he played Bubble Bobble, now everything is suck this, eff that..."
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 03:59 (eight years ago) link
I dont like empty bookstores - I'd rather they had books in. And staff.
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 04:27 (eight years ago) link
cancelled plans = great for you, really shitty for the dude you stood up who is flipping out that he got a babysitter for nothin
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 05:02 (eight years ago) link
I like cancelled bookstores.And empty storms.
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 05:21 (eight years ago) link
rainy pajamas
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 05:30 (eight years ago) link
empty beds and an over-worn life
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 05:48 (eight years ago) link
Trayce that's lovely and sad!
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 12:32 (eight years ago) link
I like Pina Coladas.And getting caught in the rain.
― called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 13:01 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jk64JluO4CI
― I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 13:11 (eight years ago) link
I like businesses that close for lack of customerspeople who don't want to get out of bedcourier font on parchment texturesimple joys and simple mindsScott Simon
― Vic Perry, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 14:35 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/12033186_3997845983653024_640024813047996211_n.jpg?oh=a9f8319d317344a00852888b1180f331&oe=569D90D7
― soref, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 14:52 (eight years ago) link
wise words, Dave.
― called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 14:54 (eight years ago) link
but what if that means that they don't really mean this one and that they do really mean their other posts, and they are really directed at someone?!? I'm so confused...
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 14:56 (eight years ago) link
wow daveswordsofwisdom.com entertaining from the git go ... "my daughter is simply amazing" - and also, she is Betty Boop
― Vic Perry, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 14:58 (eight years ago) link
Maybe.
― how's life, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 14:58 (eight years ago) link
just because i post it /don't mean i'm goin' throuugh it /i'm only huuuuman /of FB posts i'm made
― hello, it me (clouds), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 14:59 (eight years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CO5RQ_hWwAAagvR.jpg
― marcos, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 15:02 (eight years ago) link
thanks rightwing cousin
Is "Syrian Men Fleeing ISIS" a caption or the site's watermark?
― called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 15:07 (eight years ago) link
Share if you remember riding a bike and watching tv and playing computer games somewhat less technically advanced than are available now and getting hit by your parents. copyright syrianmenfleeingisis.com :D :D :D
― called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 15:08 (eight years ago) link
The parental beatings. So many minions proud of receiving parental beating.
― Three Word Username, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 15:13 (eight years ago) link
Perhaps it's the fact that we share stuff we like without going through it that makes us human.
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 15:28 (eight years ago) link
I am a disgusting human being. Hit "like" and share.
― Vic Perry, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 15:38 (eight years ago) link
we can beat syrian meningitis in our lifetime
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 17:12 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11914861_531432010338660_2926870607316695810_n.jpg?oh=3ff5724084555e7806b1d50c0daf2a49&oe=568F518B
― nickn, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 18:44 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/12032258_956059167820471_759433790119258151_n.jpg?oh=c12ad57e5b650797862b6424ade9848f&oe=56A0A515
for half a second I kind of wanted to argue with this one
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 18:48 (eight years ago) link
national socialists believe that both the economy and society should be run nationally to meet human needs
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 19:11 (eight years ago) link
Wombling socialists believe that both the ecology and the
― Mark G, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 19:20 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/12038367_1010040902361034_5645249290686726292_n.jpg?oh=2c0117d18d1c94a757f2f1c6df35ff5f&oe=56901FA4
― nomar, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 19:23 (eight years ago) link
What
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 19:40 (eight years ago) link
that'll be why my sagittarius stellium has been playing up all week
― OshoKosho B'Gosho (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 20:37 (eight years ago) link
i am starting a fb page called I fucking hate astrology
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 21:14 (eight years ago) link
unreal how many people are posting "what you look like as a peanuts character"
― marcos, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 23:42 (eight years ago) link
people love looking like stuff
― j., Thursday, 24 September 2015 00:14 (eight years ago) link
Turns out it is pretty hard to make a peanuts character that looks like a real human
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Thursday, 24 September 2015 00:45 (eight years ago) link
http://goodwillvalleys.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/charlie-brown.jpg
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 24 September 2015 01:33 (eight years ago) link
heh heheheheh
― carl agatha, Thursday, 24 September 2015 02:05 (eight years ago) link
i don't begrudge ppl peanutting themselves, it takes two seconds, you're bored, whatever
― balls, Thursday, 24 September 2015 02:44 (eight years ago) link
i always wanted to be lucy, now's my chance
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 24 September 2015 04:15 (eight years ago) link
I didnt mind the peanuts things (cos VG will hit me otherwise lol) but tbh, every single one posted on my feed looked the same? :|
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Thursday, 24 September 2015 06:29 (eight years ago) link
I want to know how shootng a gun on your property which has "No Tress passing" sign posted , in the air to scare off someone that kicked down your door is considered a aggravated domestic assault? Plus you reported the same people trespassing earlier in the day???
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 24 September 2015 06:33 (eight years ago) link
also this little gemhttp://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/2d/65/77/2d657706d77281408ae0b35af332e71f.jpg
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 24 September 2015 06:38 (eight years ago) link
and for the ladies who are dating colossushttp://pbs.twimg.com/media/CChYS4IUIAEsk47.jpg
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 24 September 2015 06:39 (eight years ago) link
lol wut!
― Nhex, Thursday, 24 September 2015 08:10 (eight years ago) link
half man, half armadillo
― Aimless, Thursday, 24 September 2015 15:54 (eight years ago) link
when he squeezes you so tight your organs shut down
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 24 September 2015 15:57 (eight years ago) link
When he wraps his arms around you, pulls you closer, puts his hand over your mouth and nose, pulls you closer, closer, closer...
― carl agatha, Thursday, 24 September 2015 15:58 (eight years ago) link
when your dog wakes him up & he incinerates it with his laser-eyes
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 24 September 2015 16:02 (eight years ago) link
Diarrhea....
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 24 September 2015 18:25 (eight years ago) link
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 24 September 2015 18:56 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10685451_1686611028242781_3583320952233874529_n.jpg?oh=fc19d558bb8fb5aa17f05790cd5e6217&oe=568C9BDF
― scott seward, Friday, 25 September 2015 20:06 (eight years ago) link
kill fuck die
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 25 September 2015 21:40 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/NX3bwLs.jpg
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Saturday, 26 September 2015 00:20 (eight years ago) link
so basically if you pretend to be a goth that's good enough to get any other goth into bed
― nameReinhard Gruhl/name (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 September 2015 08:24 (eight years ago) link
oh hang on is she laughing?
like Basil Brush?
― Mark G, Saturday, 26 September 2015 11:23 (eight years ago) link
https://data.archive.moe/board/r9k/image/1432/98/1432986673967.jpg
― soref, Saturday, 26 September 2015 12:01 (eight years ago) link
Haha wtf this series is hysterical
― niels, Saturday, 26 September 2015 13:57 (eight years ago) link
nerd patriarchy is the worst
― mattresslessness, Saturday, 26 September 2015 14:14 (eight years ago) link
Nerd everything is the worst
― Ma$e-en-scène (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 26 September 2015 14:17 (eight years ago) link
everything is the worst,but its also p bearable
― deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Saturday, 26 September 2015 14:19 (eight years ago) link
Most "nerds" are just hyperactive dudes that found glasses
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 26 September 2015 14:24 (eight years ago) link
― nameReinhard Gruhl/name (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 September 2015 08:24 (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
singing 'Immigrant Song' I reckon
― Hector Ringtone (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 26 September 2015 14:35 (eight years ago) link
ok of course
― nameReinhard Gruhl/name (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 September 2015 14:58 (eight years ago) link
So here's a new one...friend posted that she won a $900 scratch off lottery ticket... I hit like the instantly got this message:You should not have liked or commented.... Hahaha!
Now you have to pick from one of the below and post it as your status. This is the 2015 Breast Cancer Awareness game.
Don't be a spoiled sport.
Pick your poison from one of these and post it as your status.
1 Diarrhea again? 2 Just used my boobs to get out of a speeding ticket. 3 How do you get rid of foot fungus? 4 No toilet paper, goodbye socks. 5 I think I'm in love with someone? 6 I've decided to stop wearing underwear. 7 It's confirmed I'm going to be a mommy/daddy. 8 Just won $900 on a scratchy 9 I'm a lesbian. 10 I'm getting married.
Post with no explanations.
Sorry, I fell for it too. Looking forward to your post. Ahhh don't ruin it. (Don't let the secret out).
And remember it's all for the 2015 Breast Cancer Awareness....
Be a good sport ok?
― Ma$e-en-scène (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 26 September 2015 15:40 (eight years ago) link
ok i lolled at "And remember it's all for the 2015 Breast Cancer Awareness...."
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 26 September 2015 15:44 (eight years ago) link
Ugh don't do it.
― carl agatha, Saturday, 26 September 2015 15:44 (eight years ago) link
11 I have breast cancer.
― nameReinhard Gruhl/name (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 September 2015 15:44 (eight years ago) link
12 You have breast cancer.
― carl agatha, Saturday, 26 September 2015 15:45 (eight years ago) link
I've gotten that one in back to back years. My reply is always that I won't do it because it's fucking stupid and has nothing to do with breast cancer awareness.
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 26 September 2015 15:45 (eight years ago) link
^^^ spoiled sport
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 26 September 2015 15:48 (eight years ago) link
13 My friend is an idiot and sent me the following note after they lied about winning a lottery:
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 26 September 2015 15:52 (eight years ago) link
Raising awareness of basically a feel good way of doing nothing
― Ma$e-en-scène (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 26 September 2015 16:33 (eight years ago) link
People that misunderstand the usage of "awareness" really and think it means saying 'just a reminder, breast cancer exists" rather that providing any facts and figures or links for donations or anything.
A close friend of mine got it at age 24...beat it, and breaks her back promoting awareness and holding semiannual fundraisers so this kinda shit cheeses me off.
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 26 September 2015 16:57 (eight years ago) link
I guess "Breast Cancer Acknowledgement" doesn't have the same gravitas.
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 26 September 2015 17:07 (eight years ago) link
Spread awareness about breast cancer by Facebook private messages you're supposed to keep secret
― Ma$e-en-scène (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 26 September 2015 17:33 (eight years ago) link
Cut down a neighbor's tree for sickle cell
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 26 September 2015 17:44 (eight years ago) link
Muddying up the message w noise in the signal.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 26 September 2015 17:55 (eight years ago) link
Anyone been getting BLOOD MOON DOOMSDAY posts? I haven't but I had fully expected it. Seems like 2012-fatigue is still present with the conspiracy-minded new-ager crowd.
― Frobisher, Saturday, 26 September 2015 18:05 (eight years ago) link
https://bobbiblogger.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/afraid.jpg
I would block this person, but they're good value for this thread.
― ailsa, Sunday, 27 September 2015 09:32 (eight years ago) link
v v important to break yr kids' will at an early age.
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 27 September 2015 12:54 (eight years ago) link
is that guy praying, or did he crazy glue his fists to his forehead, or both
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 27 September 2015 13:12 (eight years ago) link
i actually would totally support giving all children trophies with a little bronze bust of that guy
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 27 September 2015 13:13 (eight years ago) link
"good job, you tried, then you despaired"
need shame trophies
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 27 September 2015 13:18 (eight years ago) link
See, I have but one friend on facebook who posts those dumb things regarding ex-servicemen getting no benefits yada, and nonsense scare stories about yada, and don't even start me on moneybags time.. I don't block him because its the only one and its sometimes interesting to know what's going on there. Bit like this thread.
Anyway, the latest one is a pic of various tablets with the warning "if your kid comes back from trick or treating with any of these don't let them eat them they are drugs and they will get poorly"
Because there's loads of people giving away drugs for free..
― Mark G, Sunday, 27 September 2015 17:47 (eight years ago) link
also funny because, like, are parents seeing kids coming home on halloween, sacks bulging with tablets of all color, size, shape and numbering and just wishing there was a convenient place to identify the safe ones?
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 27 September 2015 19:28 (eight years ago) link
https://www.facebook.com/games/knightsbrides/?fbs=205
― nameReinhard Gruhl/name (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 27 September 2015 19:33 (eight years ago) link
Welcome to the world of Knights & Brides, a fairytale kingdom with its hierarchy, intrigues, rivalry and, of course, romance. So, now imagine... You are a charming young lady or a noble knight.
The lady is running the household and the knight is fighting in jousts until one day they find each other and decide to play together for triumph and glory. That’s when the entire social potential of the game unfolds.
The bride learns to cook dishes for her brave knight to boost his strength in combat, while the knight dedicates victories to his lady and wins her glory. As your relationship grows in strength, the two will earn new titles, expand the estates, win new and develop previously conquered lands.
Find your mate in Knights & Brides and play happily ever after!
Knights & Brides is free to play. Some in-game items are available for purchase.
― how's life, Sunday, 27 September 2015 20:52 (eight years ago) link
Gamergaters GotY
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 27 September 2015 20:55 (eight years ago) link
― nameReinhard Gruhl/name (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 27 September 2015 20:59 (eight years ago) link
world of ughcraft
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 27 September 2015 21:38 (eight years ago) link
OMG thats actually a game. That conveniently somehow has exactly 100k players?
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Monday, 28 September 2015 04:23 (eight years ago) link
The bride learns to cook dishes for her brave knight to boost his strength in combat
The creator of Knights and Brides apparently hasn't read the chivalric literature. Brides hopped into bed with Knights and inspired them through plentiful sexing, including before marriage.
― Aimless, Monday, 28 September 2015 04:30 (eight years ago) link
lol u suggesting the minds behind this might be a little... ignorant?
― called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 28 September 2015 13:09 (eight years ago) link
i think that's where everyone migrated to after the ashley madison hack
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Monday, 28 September 2015 14:56 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/CXaOa8F.jpg
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 29 September 2015 05:56 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/11898782_450668805104971_3327137496964050115_n.jpg?oh=40fd42af17965e2d964735bca2ae3c84&oe=56915061
― carl agatha, Thursday, 1 October 2015 03:03 (eight years ago) link
Nope
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 1 October 2015 03:08 (eight years ago) link
A lotta shit means "I been thrown out of a lot of free before 11 at the clubs"
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 1 October 2015 03:09 (eight years ago) link
I've sat through a lot of thought.
― Vic Perry, Thursday, 1 October 2015 16:00 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-ams3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xal1/v/t1.0-9/11986564_1055208584549017_6561130866242164069_n.jpg?oh=2d33ff979929fc2d9f4638b6f376aa7e&oe=56A2374E
― cardamon, Thursday, 1 October 2015 20:21 (eight years ago) link
i have a faint memory of someecards.com being occasionally humorous or witty, around 2006-7ish? when did it morph into whatever the fuck it is now? maybe it was always that way?
― 1997 ball boy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 1 October 2015 20:23 (eight years ago) link
anyone can make a card now so there's no quality control. not sure that was always the case
― polyphonic, Thursday, 1 October 2015 20:43 (eight years ago) link
K M your faint memories are wrong, sorry to break it to you
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 1 October 2015 21:16 (eight years ago) link
hmm, maybe i just had a facebook friend circa 2006ish that was posted them frequently and had exquisite someecards taste!
― 1997 ball boy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 1 October 2015 21:36 (eight years ago) link
Some of the original ones were actually good, but once they opened the option up to the public it became a cesspool.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 1 October 2015 21:39 (eight years ago) link
https://fbcdn-photos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-0/q86/s480x480/12043155_1035184063205405_8281357214280108479_n.jpg?oh=c561c48b42389264ce0cab8c4fa3a0fa&oe=5698F7A4&__gda__=1452711988_fc8a0d85a3e3d189c4a61ad801c59c8d
― schlep and back trio (anagram), Thursday, 1 October 2015 22:23 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7OHG7tHrNM
― wizzz! (amateurist), Thursday, 1 October 2015 22:25 (eight years ago) link
i've sat on the broken, is that what you mean?
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 1 October 2015 22:27 (eight years ago) link
My saddle has broken...
― Frobisher, Thursday, 1 October 2015 23:24 (eight years ago) link
I've sat in broken chairs...
i have a faint memory of someecards.com being occasionally humorous or witty, around 2006-7ish? when did it morph into whatever the fuck it is now? maybe it was always that way?― 1997 ball boy (Karl Malone), Thursday, October 1, 2015 4:23 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― 1997 ball boy (Karl Malone), Thursday, October 1, 2015 4:23 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
https://web.archive.org/web/20070716120321/http://www.someecards.com/#
― how's life, Thursday, 1 October 2015 23:57 (eight years ago) link
I think it's because they moved more and more to the "user generated" cards to the point that I don't even know if they do their droll original cards anymore. I do remember them being pretty funny originally.
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Friday, 2 October 2015 02:37 (eight years ago) link
Had a friend who used to get paid for doing those, so I know at one point they were being somewhat selective about it
― Nhex, Friday, 2 October 2015 07:30 (eight years ago) link
Occupy Democrats makes the WORST macros:
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/11924902_10153617793494255_4364706546593397548_n.jpg?oh=c0e9b54160864919ec0c44cc8a550c34&oe=56876A80
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 5 October 2015 14:31 (eight years ago) link
you can almost hear the sharp inhalation of breath at the end of it
― 1998 ball boy (Karl Malone), Monday, 5 October 2015 14:37 (eight years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/tVgXa.jpg
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 5 October 2015 14:42 (eight years ago) link
Condescending Wonka is the worst. all my "lib"* friends use it
(most of my 'liberal' friends are 'theatre' liberals, meaning mostly moderate to semi-conservative people who vote democrat because they are poor and like gay people)
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 5 October 2015 16:08 (eight years ago) link
It is the worst, and Occupy Democrats is also the worst. It's the worst kind of weak-minded sarcasm -- "I don't have the guts to directly make a point so allow me to just rephrase what you're saying and mock it."
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 5 October 2015 16:10 (eight years ago) link
It's like (1) "So Hillary can't be president..." -- no, strawman, no one said that. (2) "Tell me again..." oh, so since there was also once a GOP scandal involving the same behavior, it's ok? Or are you saying both aren't ok? What do you actually think?
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 5 October 2015 16:12 (eight years ago) link
Not to mention up to his neck in text.
Yeah, I hate "ad hominem tu quoque" fallacies in general. I mean, we bitch enough when the right pulls that with their excessive "where's the OUTRAGE!" false equivalency bullshit, so let's not do the exact same thing pls.
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 5 October 2015 18:47 (eight years ago) link
I had no idea what Occupy Democrats was until a few months ago... What a waste. Like you say, copying the tactics of right-wing mouthbreathers is nagl
― Nhex, Monday, 5 October 2015 19:33 (eight years ago) link
google tells me occupy democrats is the same guy as "being liberal" and addicting info. Which are both pretty horrible.
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 5 October 2015 19:34 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11905748_1104668929574874_2587214141009212535_n.jpg?oh=2ae7dfc1e878d61221bb362b75dc912c&oe=56CEB863
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 9 October 2015 12:03 (eight years ago) link
WE WILL NEVER GET RID OF BULLYING
SO LET'S GET RID OF ALL LAWS AND CREATE A THUNDERDOME-STYLE HELLSCAPE WHERE SOCIETY'S MOST RUTHLESS WILL RULE THE MASSES WITH A MERCILESS IRON FIST
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 9 October 2015 12:05 (eight years ago) link
We should force every kid to learn martial arts so that playground fights look more awesomer
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 9 October 2015 12:20 (eight years ago) link
WE WILL NEVER GIT RID OF NIPPLE TWEAKING
― Neil S, Friday, 9 October 2015 12:22 (eight years ago) link
Why deny my kids right to de humanize yours?
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 9 October 2015 12:25 (eight years ago) link
Principals and teachers actually have quite a lot of ability to reduce bullying, I've seen it in action. It's really not even that complicated.
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Friday, 9 October 2015 14:18 (eight years ago) link
Yeah just beat them
― (emphasis mine) (wins), Friday, 9 October 2015 14:23 (eight years ago) link
GOOD! FUCKIN WIENERS
― Estonians from the future (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 9 October 2015 14:25 (eight years ago) link
if you can't stop criminals you can always get rid of victims
― ogmor, Friday, 9 October 2015 14:27 (eight years ago) link
WE SHOULD TEACH MOUTHBREATHERS ON FACEBOOK NOT TO REPOST MEMES WITH MORE ARTIFACTS THAN THE BRITISH MUSEUM
― Estonians from the future (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 9 October 2015 14:31 (eight years ago) link
Let John Steed handle those ruffians.
― nickn, Friday, 9 October 2015 17:06 (eight years ago) link
Wearing pink ribbons huh? I knew this generation of wimps had too much awareness of breast cancer
― Comme Si, Kamasi (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 9 October 2015 20:17 (eight years ago) link
yeah that cracked me up cuz i strongly suspect the moron who made that is genuinely unaware what those pink ribbons are about and assumed it must be some anti-bullying thing cuz they look wimpy
― balls, Friday, 9 October 2015 23:41 (eight years ago) link
this one cracked me up. posted with subtitle "Want to stop a bully? Punch the fucker in the face"
https://scontent-yyz1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11905748_1104668929574874_2587214141009212535_n.jpg?oh=2ae7dfc1e878d61221bb362b75dc912c&oe=56CEB863
― flopson, Sunday, 11 October 2015 05:48 (eight years ago) link
whoops n/m shoulda scrolled up
Reminds me of every dullard who says "War/violence is just a natural human state we will never be rid of so why trying".
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 11 October 2015 16:36 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/t31.0-8/12109858_883748128375265_7974875945571634843_o.jpg
Just havin' a latte doin' henna on each other.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 11 October 2015 17:20 (eight years ago) link
so basically everyone is an asshole? I guess that's fairly accurate but...
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Sunday, 11 October 2015 17:24 (eight years ago) link
http://i61.tinypic.com/k1dqib.jpg
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 12 October 2015 02:00 (eight years ago) link
but no pressure
― aaaaablnnn (abanana), Monday, 12 October 2015 04:02 (eight years ago) link
Plz explain in 25 words or less how can I tell if I am "an artist", bcz I am really comfortable on this couch and my fingerpainting technique was really crude and unsatisfying.
― Aimless, Monday, 12 October 2015 04:11 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/p720x720/12144837_499526100214096_8110755379819555291_n.jpg?oh=33ef822c75719995407b9fd2ac5b8a22&oe=568A5EF9
Comforting.
― mirostones, Monday, 12 October 2015 10:46 (eight years ago) link
the thick blue line
― a literal scarecrow on a quaint porch (forksclovetofu), Monday, 12 October 2015 11:41 (eight years ago) link
Always nice with some demonizing from those sworn to protect.
― Frederik B, Monday, 12 October 2015 12:14 (eight years ago) link
Feel the police may have trouble taking the moral high ground against Battle of Britain veterans tho
― Estonians from the future (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 12 October 2015 13:07 (eight years ago) link
"And maybe remind the few, if ill of us they speak, that we are all that stands between the monsters and the weak..Mah na mah na - do doo be do dooMah na mah na - do doo be dooh"
― Mark G, Monday, 12 October 2015 13:37 (eight years ago) link
If someone's goal with art primarily is to express their own feelings it probably sucks as art
― Comme Si, Kamasi (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 12 October 2015 20:06 (eight years ago) link
Was that someone's status update?
― the cuddling of the american behind (how's life), Monday, 12 October 2015 20:52 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/11180638_876641532425882_3482007831975610340_n.jpg?oh=38060859c5c032306e3b4e23368fb273&oe=569216A5
What the fuck is the deal with the crown?!
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 12 October 2015 21:29 (eight years ago) link
Being a gay monarch isn't a choice. #bornthisway
I saw a bunch of cars parked outside a sandwich shop on Sunday with a piece of blue painter's tape across the back window. I guess their church had a BLUE LIVES MATTER day or something.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 12 October 2015 22:20 (eight years ago) link
I saw a truck with that over here. What does it even mean? Is it just a celebration of racism?
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Monday, 12 October 2015 22:24 (eight years ago) link
bad boys bad boyswhatcha gonna dowhatcha gonna dowhen you're wearing blue
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 05:21 (eight years ago) link
I feel sure Nobel Prize for Literature winner William Golding would have known about the correct use of commas:
https://scontent-fra3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-0/p526x296/10441394_799541886745791_2850050546976303_n.jpg?oh=43a80db4e19881a12f98588152466a8d&oe=56957522
― schlep and back trio (anagram), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 13:29 (eight years ago) link
https://lhenson51.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/their-story.jpg
― can't stop won't stop chooglin (how's life), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 16:24 (eight years ago) link
- Charles Manson
― 1998 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 16:31 (eight years ago) link
the golding quote is real -- it was spoken so it's not his punctuationhttps://youtu.be/vYnfSV27vLY?t=1m48s
― aaaaablnnn (abanana), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 16:37 (eight years ago) link
Hammer Smashed Bagels wrote, "Yeah, I hate "ad hominem tu quoque" fallacies in general. I mean, we bitch enough when the right pulls that with their excessive "where's the OUTRAGE!" false equivalency bullshit, so let's not do the exact same thing pls."
Yeah and so when someone like Victor Davis Hanson does something like this, I think the following things:
A. Um, you know, a lot of lefties DO actually live out their values.
B. Even if some individuals fall short of perfect execution of certain values, that doesn't make those bad values.
C. Wanting others to ALSO have the things you enjoy isn't hypocrisy. I want the less fortunate not to be hungry, yet omg I still EAT FOOD. I carry a driver's license yet I don't agree that those without one should be denied a right to vote. OMGWTFBBQ?!?!?!
I get that it's meant to be cute turnabout from the lefty play of "you hate government and yet you DRIVE ON ROADS?!?!?!?" But it falls flat once that initial "daring" frisson has faded.
― forbidden fruitarian (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 17:43 (eight years ago) link
there's a bit in The Ragged Trousered Philanthropists where the central character rightly points out that giving your own shit to the poor is a tenet of Christianity, not Socialism
― bonobo voyage (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 19:40 (eight years ago) link
comit-ting
― wizzz! (amateurist), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 22:19 (eight years ago) link
why is it that shape? what is that thing? a pocket?
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Wednesday, 14 October 2015 00:10 (eight years ago) link
it looks like one of the western states of the USA
― wizzz! (amateurist), Wednesday, 14 October 2015 00:48 (eight years ago) link
maybe south dakota?
If the person who made that is over the age of 26, that person is the worst person on earth.
― Three Word Username, Wednesday, 14 October 2015 07:02 (eight years ago) link
^ feel this may be an exaggeration
― Estonians from the future (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 14 October 2015 09:52 (eight years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CRUxtFxVAAAgb12.jpg
― Frobisher, Thursday, 15 October 2015 02:33 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/12107977_10156136074535032_4082014471807845815_n.jpg?oh=e084f6f6e04b23a4750193d667fd4496&oe=56CDA2CD
― can't stop won't stop chooglin (how's life), Friday, 16 October 2015 16:49 (eight years ago) link
Good lord that is deeply offensive.
― carl agatha, Friday, 16 October 2015 17:17 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/12049158_864854343621595_4321170227791452060_n.jpg?oh=a5e64a7413e6a268097277bce7c588a1&oe=56CEFBBF
really nails the cadences and linguistic flair of Dr Seuss imo
― these are my pincers and if you don't like them I have udders (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 17 October 2015 07:07 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/12108186_1321571971281066_4253986860593206775_n.jpg?oh=c8d8d6e0c11364d450d4897769220bce&oe=56CECBAC
― nickn, Saturday, 17 October 2015 07:08 (eight years ago) link
Lolllllll
― carl agatha, Saturday, 17 October 2015 13:01 (eight years ago) link
learn you some content aware deleting folks
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 17 October 2015 17:21 (eight years ago) link
http://i59.tinypic.com/34si1ja.jpg
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 18 October 2015 13:13 (eight years ago) link
So as of a few minutes' time, your benefits will be stopped.-- Atos
― kinder, Sunday, 18 October 2015 13:30 (eight years ago) link
I tried to reboot myself but getting a strange error message at the log-in screen. can anybody help
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 18 October 2015 14:58 (eight years ago) link
I almost changed my fb pic to this, after seeing this Love Boat image generator going around, but chickened out.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/87cfd305f58a1cc671e16e2b1c845ec7/tumblr_nwde98DiMW1uhyibpo1_1280.jpg
― Darin, Sunday, 18 October 2015 16:53 (eight years ago) link
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 18 October 2015 16:56 (eight years ago) link
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 18 October 2015 17:00 (eight years ago) link
AND LOVE WON'T HURT ANYMORE
― weatheringdaleson, Sunday, 18 October 2015 17:20 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-0/p600x600/12107799_944772995558335_7597317522968013004_n.jpg?oh=5a8a41db8d9641c02e22f3f666e92aa6&oe=56C0319D
― mirostones, Sunday, 18 October 2015 23:19 (eight years ago) link
Before you Bacon, Francis
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 18 October 2015 23:20 (eight years ago) link
sounds like shakespeare
― balls, Sunday, 18 October 2015 23:20 (eight years ago) link
Yeah, Robbie Shakespear.
― Mark G, Sunday, 18 October 2015 23:22 (eight years ago) link
Before you accuse, investigateBefore you urinate, aimBefore you ejaculate, sighBefore you work in advertising, die
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 18 October 2015 23:25 (eight years ago) link
Before I bleed, am I not pricked?
― inside, skeletons are always inside, that's obvious. (dowd), Monday, 19 October 2015 03:02 (eight years ago) link
Don't protest too much, just be.
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 19 October 2015 03:10 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-9/12107823_1677704529116474_2284629584611438986_n.jpg?oh=784114028f041e09abcdcddf4be09998&oe=56C6F0E7
― scott seward, Tuesday, 20 October 2015 12:24 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/12115994_1676479619238965_269614703286118798_n.jpg?oh=bea52be33acd49d866569031eed88b3d&oe=5687F6F8
― scott seward, Tuesday, 20 October 2015 12:26 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/1424403_1676292915924302_7609137240408039484_n.jpg?oh=40a069211ac9e5a04c14a175b3b075a3&oe=56CD2573
― scott seward, Tuesday, 20 October 2015 12:28 (eight years ago) link
wait r u playing chess
― Estonians from the future (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 20 October 2015 13:19 (eight years ago) link
winning the war on infomation is what he's doing
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/12108942_1678454665708127_4397799514139838302_n.jpg?oh=7c7f808653058a58fc463c3436e8403e&oe=56CF4FA7
― soref, Tuesday, 20 October 2015 13:39 (eight years ago) link
infomation
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Tuesday, 20 October 2015 13:51 (eight years ago) link
keep likingkeep sharingknowing you can always count on mefor surethat's what FB friends are for
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Tuesday, 20 October 2015 13:52 (eight years ago) link
it looks like that picture is from a joke thing called 'all your hashtags are useless', but The Free Thought Project facebook page is sharing it in earnest? or is The Free Thought Project actually another spoof? I can't even tell anymore
http://alltopics.com/files/svwsticker/imagecache/teaserTopImage/filer4ruIt_0
― soref, Tuesday, 20 October 2015 13:53 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/12122483_1678280209058906_8528017659558341095_n.jpg?oh=647886223f519f2080b08c7cf66703e5&oe=56C1D828
― soref, Tuesday, 20 October 2015 13:54 (eight years ago) link
I've seen that one or something similar a few times in the past week.
― how's life, Tuesday, 20 October 2015 14:26 (eight years ago) link
that first one cracks me up. what if you don't have time to become friends with a pagan and a jew in the coffee shop and just want a cup of coffee? are you still an asshole?
― scott seward, Tuesday, 20 October 2015 15:33 (eight years ago) link
also seeing your candidate as frodo made me laugh for some reason.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 20 October 2015 15:34 (eight years ago) link
i'm gonna go out on a limb and say the pagan made the meme, or i guess the atheist maybe
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 20 October 2015 15:48 (eight years ago) link
16 year old who spends more time on reddit than w/ real humans
― gr8080, Tuesday, 20 October 2015 15:59 (eight years ago) link
why are they no longer doing Henna on each other
― frogbs, Tuesday, 20 October 2015 16:04 (eight years ago) link
some guy i haven't actually met in person (but who has emailed me) asked to be my "friend" on FB a few months ago. he then commenced spamming my FB with invites for various local events i have no interest in attending. i kindly messaged him to ask him to take me off the invite list, and he un-friended me.
people are weird.
― wizzz! (amateurist), Tuesday, 20 October 2015 21:10 (eight years ago) link
lol, you can block invites from ppl. you can very very easily friend ppl and then basically disappear them.
― balls, Tuesday, 20 October 2015 22:10 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-9/11215749_911720205580547_7361957563536869995_n.jpg?oh=aca6cd4c87460d68195f3d349bacbdaf&oe=56C082A3
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Wednesday, 21 October 2015 13:39 (eight years ago) link
the back to the future shit is out of hand
― marcos, Wednesday, 21 October 2015 15:09 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/11233995_10153050705501230_7698152869904529047_n.jpg?oh=98c1daa4ef8aa508fc3ca53f1fa9adac&oe=56CC7693
https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/11227385_10204760922811462_1948173064694469785_n.jpg?oh=87db9ccb3f2454e226ee44eb4cc371d6&oe=56C0DDCF
https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/12141662_908744692552807_2359840242973824734_n.jpg?oh=11f53dc7d31772b0cbe339e0c8114bee&oe=568D5969
― scott seward, Wednesday, 21 October 2015 15:21 (eight years ago) link
ha, he was seriously injured
― a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 21 October 2015 15:49 (eight years ago) link
lol those are guys that did drugs
― Estonians from the future (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 21 October 2015 15:50 (eight years ago) link
lol, you can block invites from ppl. you can very very easily friend ppl and then basically disappear them.― balls, Tuesday, October 20, 2015 5:10 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― balls, Tuesday, October 20, 2015 5:10 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
how? i guess i am not very FB savvy.
― wizzz! (amateurist), Wednesday, 21 October 2015 15:55 (eight years ago) link
must these memes always be vaguely racist
― Nhex, Wednesday, 21 October 2015 17:57 (eight years ago) link
Yeah, that's like half a step away from "You've Got Your Boyz in tha Hood, We've Got Ours".
― how's life, Wednesday, 21 October 2015 18:14 (eight years ago) link
if you just read the left side of this it makes total sense.
https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/12108819_10153120519499147_8673499692209370120_n.jpg?oh=d500c4c666939b668e13754f959e2094&oe=56C5D589
― scott seward, Wednesday, 21 October 2015 18:43 (eight years ago) link
That one seemed more annoying initially because I thought it was from a MFA candidate, but I think maybe it's an undergrad and sophomore art students get a free pass on making horrible things IMO
"The work of Jasmine Kay Uy for her University of Texas at Austin Department of Art and Art History Digital Foundations class with Bethany Johnson titled "Art is Pointless...". The prompt was to create a work that investigated site-specificity, public setting, and text-based art using Illustrator and the vinyl cutter. For more work by Uy, visit her portfolio: https://www.behance.net/gallery/29917475/Other-Artworks"
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 21 October 2015 19:39 (eight years ago) link
at least after today i'll never have to hear about this dumb BTTF2 meme again
― nomar, Wednesday, 21 October 2015 19:45 (eight years ago) link
i guess blade runner is next
― nomar, Wednesday, 21 October 2015 19:46 (eight years ago) link
I suspect Oct 21, 2016 we'll see a flurry of "Remember when this happened? That was great." posts on fb.
― nickn, Thursday, 22 October 2015 02:48 (eight years ago) link
let's see, obv the brown one's the muslim, the guy standing up looks kind of like chico marx and seems uncomfortable so Jew, obviously the atheist is the really smart looking guy, the girl with the unnatural hair color has to be the pagan so flannel shirt girl is the christian
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 22 October 2015 02:53 (eight years ago) link
nbc is going to buy the rights to that meme for a sitcom
― nomar, Thursday, 22 October 2015 02:56 (eight years ago) link
xpI figured the point of this one is that no damn Hindus are around to mess things up.
― nickn, Thursday, 22 October 2015 02:57 (eight years ago) link
Actually, this reminds me that during college, H (who is Israeli) actually did live in a house with a turkish muslim, a sikh who was dating a white american who converted to islam, and two white people from florida who turned out to have white supremacist leanings and listened to nazi skinhead punk. Unfortunately, some of them were assholes and they did not all laugh, drink coffee and become good friends, except for H and the Turkish Muslim.
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 22 October 2015 03:06 (eight years ago) link
H and the Turkish Muslim - Monday at 8:00pm on NBC
― a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 22 October 2015 04:06 (eight years ago) link
A muslim, a jew, a christian, a pagan and Raffaele Sollecito all walk into a coffee shop
― Estonians from the future (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 22 October 2015 09:04 (eight years ago) link
I am sure I've posted things from her before but my oldest friend who I've known since practically birth leaves for posting shit like this. It is not an exaggeration when I say she will often post around 20+ of these types of things a day. I was recently the lucky recipient of this beaut.
http://i57.tinypic.com/dq3t79.jpg
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 22 October 2015 20:01 (eight years ago) link
1) I'm pretty sure that creepy ass doll is an orangutan reborn (http://www.reborns.com/) which instantly makes it horrifying.2) WHY IS THIS THING TALKING ABOUT US DYING?!
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 22 October 2015 20:02 (eight years ago) link
there's a guy who works here who posts to FB perhaps 30-40 times a day (i wouldn't know for certain, since i've long since hidden his posts and only see them when other "friends" comment on them) --most of them either macros or links to articles i suspect he hasn't even fully read himself -- and still routinely complains about not having enough time to get work done, etc. etc. i feel like the little facebook "hand w/ thumbs-up" icon should reach out of his computer monitor and slap some sense into him.
― wizzz! (amateurist), Thursday, 22 October 2015 20:04 (eight years ago) link
Is he single? I think I know his soulmate!
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 22 October 2015 20:05 (eight years ago) link
my first post should have read that she "lives for posting" . . . rather than "leaves for" posting etc.
wtf is that "reborn" stuff?
― wizzz! (amateurist), Thursday, 22 October 2015 20:07 (eight years ago) link
hoo boy, careful what you ask about
― systems drinking (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 22 October 2015 20:08 (eight years ago) link
it's horrifying: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reborn_doll
Also: Real Dolls v. Reborns: Who are creepier men who love fake ladies or women who love fake babies?
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 22 October 2015 20:13 (eight years ago) link
(I would like to retract my post from 2009 on that thread in which I stated that the orang utan reborns were OK. They're not. They're creepy too.)
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 22 October 2015 20:14 (eight years ago) link
― mattresslessness, Thursday, 22 October 2015 20:21 (eight years ago) link
I do feel really sad for the women in a lot of ways but it's also so strange and creepy and very unsettling. On that thread there's a link to a fake birth video.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 22 October 2015 20:23 (eight years ago) link
my god that stuff is so sad
― a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 22 October 2015 21:47 (eight years ago) link
Yeah. I think I find it hard to understand the women who have kids still at home yet still play with the dolls. I can almost understand a women who never had but wanted kids or one whose adult children are not at home (almost) but the ones who have toddlers in one room and yet are dressing up and playing with their hyper realistic newborn dolls in the next? That I don't get.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 23 October 2015 01:55 (eight years ago) link
fantasy children are more tractable and undemanding than real children
― Aimless, Friday, 23 October 2015 02:58 (eight years ago) link
http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5wxfsaN0F1rxlmf0o1_500.gif^posted on facebook but also applicable to current conversation
― a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Friday, 23 October 2015 04:14 (eight years ago) link
is your friend a cat?
http://i.imgur.com/vdLE8dJ.gif?noredirect
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 23 October 2015 04:22 (eight years ago) link
you can very very easily friend ppl and then basically disappear them.― balls, Tuesday, October 20, 2015 5:10 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalinkhow? i guess i am not very FB savvy
how? i guess i am not very FB savvy
go to the "friend's" fb page and there should be a drop-down near the top saying "following", pull that down and select "unfollow"
at this point I think I have more fb friends that I don't follow than ones that I do
― schlep and back trio (anagram), Friday, 23 October 2015 07:45 (eight years ago) link
the only risk in this strategy being that they post some major life event on fb and then when you see them you say "hey, how's things" and they're like "didn't you know"
― schlep and back trio (anagram), Friday, 23 October 2015 07:47 (eight years ago) link
Lol I've totally done that. If you didn't only post competition entries and statuses about 'cheeky drinks' then maybe I'd give a shit
― kinder, Friday, 23 October 2015 09:32 (eight years ago) link
This can also lead to situations where the FB friend outright *dies* without you knowing.
Had one friend die of cancer three years ago and family didn't convert page to Tribute page (as most people don't know that's an option).
Then her b'day arrived and she got several happy b'day wishes on FB from casual FB friends that actually didn't know she had died. Eerie as hell.
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 23 October 2015 12:10 (eight years ago) link
(Not that I'm saying "don't hide people" cos I do that a lot...just that the scenario above a weird byproduct of social media.)
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 23 October 2015 12:12 (eight years ago) link
― scott seward, Wednesday, October 21, 2015 6:43 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yo ... scott ... uh
― ♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Friday, 23 October 2015 12:14 (eight years ago) link
x-post: That happened to me as well, though I hadn't unfollowed him, I just didn't notice he died. Just saw it was his birthday, thought 'oh yeah, we studied together, wonder how he's doing', went to his page and the first post is his widow talking about how much she still misses him. A sudden stroke, not even forty, newborn kid. Horrifying.
― Frederik B, Friday, 23 October 2015 14:36 (eight years ago) link
talk about fighting a losing battlehttps://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/11156416_10153235471569114_548968719945168837_n.jpg?oh=6bb6a4da5943d95c847b794fdf65505d&oe=56C601DE
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Friday, 23 October 2015 15:48 (eight years ago) link
The Judor Luton
― canoon fooder (dog latin), Friday, 23 October 2015 15:48 (eight years ago) link
Why does the Judol Jutol care?
xpost TImING! damen
― Mark G, Friday, 23 October 2015 15:49 (eight years ago) link
similar to the one upthread but a new level of WTF
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/45/7e/94/457e949f506209ab05902e8c42d6296b.jpg
― canoon fooder (dog latin), Friday, 23 October 2015 15:51 (eight years ago) link
yes, if you think about how many historic documents we all encounter on a day-to-day basis it's truly shocking that this is even up for debate
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Friday, 23 October 2015 15:51 (eight years ago) link
https://earlyamericanists.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/simpsons_cursive.jpg
― Resting Bushface (Phil D.), Friday, 23 October 2015 15:54 (eight years ago) link
https://fbcdn-photos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-0/s526x395/12107137_999924776737104_1393120469314498429_n.jpg?oh=f552a555968046999ef3952677524f68&oe=56D09D8D&__gda__=1455297235_9f3424df8ccc8747317f7ded2183162b
― Resting Bushface (Phil D.), Friday, 23 October 2015 16:30 (eight years ago) link
hah yes
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 23 October 2015 16:30 (eight years ago) link
http://i61.tinypic.com/2isvziv.jpg
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 23 October 2015 23:22 (eight years ago) link
No. People say you post too much repetitive, useless, idiotic crap about politics and religion.
― Aimless, Saturday, 24 October 2015 01:21 (eight years ago) link
the serious man of facebook
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Saturday, 24 October 2015 01:42 (eight years ago) link
sharing life-changing GIF memes one at a time
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 24 October 2015 01:44 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/6efxnir.png
― iatee, Saturday, 24 October 2015 05:24 (eight years ago) link
Friend's fiance has started writing for atheistrepublic.com and reposting all of their awful articles and memes and it's getting real tough to not troll him
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 24 October 2015 05:27 (eight years ago) link
Watched a friend of mine who started as a Nü Atheist (hey, he has a unique musical talent) go through Islamaphobia into full-on post-Libertarian Naziism, and he was kind enough to document his journey through smarmy Facebook memes. The future sux.
― Three Word Username, Saturday, 24 October 2015 08:17 (eight years ago) link
kinda not down with iatee's being posted to ILX. totally get the point of doing so, mind you, but...
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 24 October 2015 14:21 (eight years ago) link
Yeah that's p much hate speech.
― carl agatha, Saturday, 24 October 2015 15:08 (eight years ago) link
Not by iatee obv
― carl agatha, Saturday, 24 October 2015 15:09 (eight years ago) link
To avoid the faux pas of missing a FB death, you can unfollow people apart from 'major life events'. I'm not friends with many people who post things that are truly infra digital, which I attribute to being careful with additions in the first place.
― voodoo rage (suzy), Saturday, 24 October 2015 15:26 (eight years ago) link
New Life Event: Head Cut Off
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 24 October 2015 16:40 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/E4pPSQA.jpg
so true
― balls, Sunday, 25 October 2015 20:29 (eight years ago) link
you're way too difficult, girl; that's why it'll never wort
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 25 October 2015 20:30 (eight years ago) link
pretty sure that's an illegal sleeper hold
― systems drinking (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 25 October 2015 20:31 (eight years ago) link
"Bird, thou never wort"
― Mark G, Sunday, 25 October 2015 20:38 (eight years ago) link
Is he about to snap her neck?
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Monday, 26 October 2015 05:02 (eight years ago) link
IT WAS SO DIFFICULTTO GET YOU INTO THIS CHOKEHOLDBUT SO WORTH IT
― mattresslessness, Monday, 26 October 2015 05:12 (eight years ago) link
That's a devil's threesome, that is.
― Three Word Username, Monday, 26 October 2015 06:28 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/12189916_943637785776206_2768729045958006074_n.jpg?oh=e69f2d7c4fb6d328072610eee619a4a0&oe=56C7A474
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Monday, 26 October 2015 10:53 (eight years ago) link
if i wasn't a lonely virgin redditor i would make this girl wake up and get her into the shower NOW and feed her
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Monday, 26 October 2015 10:54 (eight years ago) link
this is a good one, comment on a police dept post about a kid who died after driving his car into a treehttps://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/12036423_155594691459305_4099442702823507067_n.jpg?oh=b7245d7f7b69e44da1d03363ee637de3&oe=56CF2889
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Monday, 26 October 2015 10:58 (eight years ago) link
Previous pic than the puffin..
What's wrong with letting her sleep?
― Mark G, Monday, 26 October 2015 11:06 (eight years ago) link
What's the point of running round shouting "this is normal" while acting like it's emergency ward 10?
Yeah, do those things, but calmly.
― Mark G, Monday, 26 October 2015 11:07 (eight years ago) link
lots of things are natural and normal but also nasty
― silverfish, Monday, 26 October 2015 13:57 (eight years ago) link
that harbl "we need more guys like this" one is on some other level, wow
― marcos, Monday, 26 October 2015 14:11 (eight years ago) link
super fucking creepy
"good morning honey, w-"'GET UP! GET UP! NOW, GO GO GO!'"Honey what's wrong, you look pale"'no time for talk babe, I gotta get you in that shower'"but can't it wait, I just wo..."'NO TIME. there's NO..TIME! You gotta come with me, now....'"Ow, let go of my arm, you're hurting me - can't you explain what's..."'I don't have time for this right now! You're in pain, and I'VE GOT TO HELP YOU! If you don't come with me, then I don't know where this marriage is going'
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 26 October 2015 14:16 (eight years ago) link
If I wasn't single and I had a girlfriend
― Estonians from the future (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 26 October 2015 14:33 (eight years ago) link
guys on the internet sure are fucking weird about women
― a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Monday, 26 October 2015 15:00 (eight years ago) link
oh god that whole post is like serial killer weird
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 26 October 2015 16:07 (eight years ago) link
Btw the woman in the picture is named Rupi Kaur and she's incredible. she released a book of poetry earlier that is exceptional. https://instagram.com/rupikaur_/
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 26 October 2015 16:09 (eight years ago) link
GIF meme = manages to make an entire post about helping a woman out about the guy doing the helping. maybe, i dunno, ask her what she'd like you to do for her?
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 26 October 2015 16:11 (eight years ago) link
The whole I would cuddle her, play with her hair, massages etc. makes it sound like he's talking about his plans for an evening in with his real doll.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 26 October 2015 16:12 (eight years ago) link
or his My Little Pony
― Neil S, Monday, 26 October 2015 16:12 (eight years ago) link
^^^^^ omg
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 26 October 2015 16:13 (eight years ago) link
― Mark G, Monday, 26 October 2015 16:17 (eight years ago) link
I used to wonder what friendship could beUntil my ascension. Now I am freeBig adventure!Tons of fun!We am called LegionWe have gained dominionEternal lifeIt's an easy feetA lock of your hairMakes it all completeMy Little PonyDid you know, you are my very best friends
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 26 October 2015 16:21 (eight years ago) link
also very close in spirit to
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/5f/73/1a/5f731a877100e56e7b150f5bf9adb736.jpg
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Monday, 26 October 2015 16:32 (eight years ago) link
Btw the woman in the picture is named Rupi Kaur and she's incredible.
haha, reading her notes on that photo, it's clear that her intent was nearly the opposite of the meme-maker. they did quite an amazing job of ignoring her POV completely, way to go internet
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Monday, 26 October 2015 16:45 (eight years ago) link
http://d.gr-assets.com/books/1427119396l/37793.jpg
― a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Monday, 26 October 2015 16:55 (eight years ago) link
Reading this thread on my phone I thought that was a photo of a woman who crapped her pants and the response made even less sense.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 26 October 2015 17:18 (eight years ago) link
I thought that as well :( but tbh all the hurrying her into the shower stuff is probably more defensible if that were the case
― soref, Monday, 26 October 2015 17:24 (eight years ago) link
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB)
It puts the shower on its skin, or it gets the tea again.
― nickn, Monday, 26 October 2015 17:41 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-0/p403x403/1012276_10152795380494769_8150126125558523669_n.jpg?oh=350aa94e01f69ec993bd77fef2b89b43&oe=56C79C99
― big WHOIS aka the nameserver (s.clover), Monday, 26 October 2015 22:01 (eight years ago) link
"Alright Victor, you're here today because you slaughtered an entire three generations at a family barbecue by intentionally running them over with your truck. We just wanted you to know you make a mean potato salad, so we'll let bygones."
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 26 October 2015 22:05 (eight years ago) link
you got 47 hours 59 minutes to go
― kinder, Monday, 26 October 2015 22:49 (eight years ago) link
"Which African tribe?"
"Er, you know, *this* one"
― Estonians from the future (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 26 October 2015 23:50 (eight years ago) link
africa
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Tuesday, 27 October 2015 00:20 (eight years ago) link
the thing i love most about the period guy is he doesn't know any girls at all. like, i don't really need a shower or a massage or junk food? this happens every 4 weeks and i'm still alive?
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Tuesday, 27 October 2015 00:21 (eight years ago) link
I have this creepy image of a dude jamming Snickers into his g/fs mouth
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Tuesday, 27 October 2015 01:53 (eight years ago) link
LOL yes
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 27 October 2015 11:48 (eight years ago) link
it feels very much like a transposition of "mom gets pampered on mother's day!" logic onto every other aspect of life. DONT WORRY HONEY IM TAKING CARE OF BREAKFAST TODAY YOU SIT RIGHT BACK I'VveE REAd aBOUt This on the INternet....
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 27 October 2015 12:22 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-0/p480x480/11216832_985566591466789_7877669835837683643_n.jpg?oh=b343d890b81f3805a19f87bb6360b4df&oe=56BB1A43
― schlep and back trio (anagram), Friday, 30 October 2015 08:36 (eight years ago) link
"it's just that we're too tired to care about the scorpion we're about to tread on"
― schlep and back trio (anagram), Friday, 30 October 2015 08:37 (eight years ago) link
Yes, because the elderly are known for being endlessly patient and not at all impatient, cranky and irritable
― as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Friday, 30 October 2015 09:18 (eight years ago) link
and that they don't spend lots of time watching pointless dramas.
― Mark G, Friday, 30 October 2015 13:22 (eight years ago) link
― Tell The BTLs to Fuck Off (wins), Friday, 30 October 2015 13:31 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/11229685_1195113117172873_3755960818671681056_n.jpg?oh=21ccd22a63507f49b79259abf5712001&oe=56C91CF8
― cardamon, Friday, 30 October 2015 15:36 (eight years ago) link
why is this bullshit showing up on my timeline?https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/1422634_913429258726951_7473675208681045848_n.jpg?oh=ad140aeba8c3be014a9794f9936e8d91&oe=56C0263C
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Friday, 30 October 2015 15:42 (eight years ago) link
my advice is to unfriend whoever posted that and anybody you know who clicked like and never speak to them again
― Frump 'n' Dump (Doctor Casino), Friday, 30 October 2015 15:43 (eight years ago) link
the page that was from seems to specialize in smug white cartoon characters spouting gross "truisms"https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/12088550_1096874177049124_8585098350225556061_n.jpg?oh=86389057e0416596903f27d5c9b54134&oe=56C3C33F
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Friday, 30 October 2015 15:43 (eight years ago) link
^ the pressing issue of our times
― Aimless, Friday, 30 October 2015 18:39 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/t31.0-8/11894005_10153534046225169_1904520003503051057_o.jpg
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Saturday, 31 October 2015 01:06 (eight years ago) link
gotta admit, that is some funny sexy stuff
― balls, Saturday, 31 October 2015 05:43 (eight years ago) link
isn't dishing out unsolicited and inaccurate parenting advice over Facebook kind of disrespectful?
― systems drinking (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 31 October 2015 10:06 (eight years ago) link
it takes a village
― balls, Saturday, 31 October 2015 17:48 (eight years ago) link
of millions to hold us back
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 31 October 2015 19:06 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpl1/v/t1.0-9/12108720_1096871347049407_2495803390187407053_n.jpg?oh=c25920abaf23c9a2c6b6b2cf7f62e47d&oe=56B4B3DE
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Sunday, 1 November 2015 16:20 (eight years ago) link
There was so much good music in the past that I've never listened to anything new since I was a teen
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Sunday, 1 November 2015 16:34 (eight years ago) link
Lol someone hasn't heard of Gary Lewis
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 1 November 2015 17:44 (eight years ago) link
You keep using those words audio technology. I do not think they mean what you think they mean.
― Three Word Username, Sunday, 1 November 2015 18:00 (eight years ago) link
What about when the Monkees weren't allowed to play on their own recordings?
― Aimless, Sunday, 1 November 2015 18:09 (eight years ago) link
and they were replaced with futuristic music bots, what about that, mister smarty pants macro maker?
The still made Pisces, Aquarius, Capricorn & Jones Ltd., which is a great goddamn record!
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Sunday, 1 November 2015 18:42 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xfa1/t51.2885-15/s320x320/e35/11313605_751757784953285_437745647_n.jpg
literally 75% of all women
― qualx, Monday, 2 November 2015 09:10 (eight years ago) link
actually more than 75% as none of the 3 excluded signs are in the summer, when most babies are born
i checked
― qualx, Monday, 2 November 2015 09:12 (eight years ago) link
that one is making me ill at ease for some reason
― pizza rolls are a food that exists (silby), Tuesday, 3 November 2015 02:04 (eight years ago) link
https://fbcdn-photos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xtp1/v/t1.0-0/s526x395/12109156_196209187384417_4523977787140670629_n.jpg?oh=a5460ca1964e89c3efd7e02e243645a0&oe=56CD8F63&__gda__=1454116340_6d832b3cfb84f3c756ef6d5848ba572a
― schlep and back trio (anagram), Tuesday, 3 November 2015 08:33 (eight years ago) link
Amen
― Neil S, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 10:31 (eight years ago) link
What do you type if you're dropping Jesus off at his work place of a morning?
― Mark G, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 10:44 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-kul1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/12063561_454693051383822_4153333492902956058_n.jpg?oh=60eaba5ade5b218b88a3322c7e54d20c&oe=56CCD52D
― Roz, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 11:26 (eight years ago) link
So get them pictures taken now!
― Mark G, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 11:33 (eight years ago) link
Socrates
― Neil S, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 11:46 (eight years ago) link
strenght
― schlep and back trio (anagram), Tuesday, 3 November 2015 12:52 (eight years ago) link
[woman] [her]
― silverfish, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 14:21 (eight years ago) link
jesus carpoolin with a hott chick
― Estonians from the future (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 3 November 2015 14:41 (eight years ago) link
You can ride in the high-occupancy lanes if Jesus is yr copilot.
― Hwætever (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 3 November 2015 15:15 (eight years ago) link
He never has any smokes.
― nickn, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 18:33 (eight years ago) link
you never [her]
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Wednesday, 4 November 2015 01:26 (eight years ago) link
can I just
https://scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlp1/v/t1.0-0/p480x480/10613108_540055999493159_6468511251066981840_n.jpg?oh=0b12f2eb515aecda569a69de9a9a120c&oe=56C7FA1C
― schlep and back trio (anagram), Wednesday, 4 November 2015 14:03 (eight years ago) link
She's too young for you, Shaq!
― Three Word Username, Wednesday, 4 November 2015 14:07 (eight years ago) link
Nah Blac Chyna's definitely of age
― tsrobodo, Wednesday, 4 November 2015 14:18 (eight years ago) link
lol just noticed the dick outline fml
how have i never seen this one before? i kinda love it.
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/b2/a6/11/b2a61184537c2f4615d262bdab0fbfda.jpg
― scott seward, Wednesday, 4 November 2015 16:58 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/1555409_727072497382909_4715884090354690409_n.jpg?oh=b5c2d0370bcd979005c4c5c451dd24f7&oe=56B898B5
― cardamon, Wednesday, 4 November 2015 18:33 (eight years ago) link
so that's where they hid the bodies
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Wednesday, 4 November 2015 18:51 (eight years ago) link
Hey, I like this one!
https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/1509272_10153090820248795_8508105365871871070_n.png?oh=b5935cd23dab9a8cfa2142d24474d283&oe=56AD9BB3
― Darin, Wednesday, 4 November 2015 23:00 (eight years ago) link
http://www.dictionaryofobscuresorrows.com/
― a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 4 November 2015 23:42 (eight years ago) link
also: http://www.dictionaryofobscuresorrows.com/post/31988454291/hello-i-would-really-love-to-know-what-the-source
― a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 4 November 2015 23:43 (eight years ago) link
in short, these sound nice and official but they're some dude's art project which doesn't make them less interesting of "true" but it may leave you with mauerbauertraurigkeit
― a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 4 November 2015 23:45 (eight years ago) link
24. Sphinctalissimo. The unclenching of your butthole.
― mattresslessness, Wednesday, 4 November 2015 23:46 (eight years ago) link
lol that blog was moderately popular for a few years and then that person compiled the words with no context and it blew up because everyone thought they were real. and then a link was added and the blog blew up apparently but i'm pretty sure most everyone still thinks they're real and that's most of the appeal for them.
― qualx, Thursday, 5 November 2015 03:31 (eight years ago) link
if there's one thing social media has taught me over the past few years it's that media literacy should be a required class every year k-12 and then a bunch of necessary credits in college and you can't trade in AP points for them
― qualx, Thursday, 5 November 2015 03:34 (eight years ago) link
i get rooked every once in awhile but cmon: how hard is it to just do a quick google search to see if a thing is patent bullshit
― a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 5 November 2015 05:40 (eight years ago) link
That came from a usually reliable source and I'm just not the kind of guy to google bs designed to pass the time during the last hour of the work day, but this obviously troubling you guys so sorry
― Darin, Thursday, 5 November 2015 07:21 (eight years ago) link
what's the authenticity issue here? It's some guy with some made up words, like Douglas Adams 'Meaning of Liff'- did anyone think they were real words?
― un-ironic, earnest racist manning remains to be rehabilitated (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 5 November 2015 07:59 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11866442_10153008253502267_7517348146980786575_n.jpg?oh=9babcde82b3f8230fbe5b8cd1eeba6f5&oe=56F58883
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Thursday, 5 November 2015 12:45 (eight years ago) link
love everything about it down to the fact that it's a phone screenshot?
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Thursday, 5 November 2015 12:46 (eight years ago) link
SHOW RECEIPTS FOR WHAThttp://assets3.thrillist.com/v1/image/1558900/size/tl-horizontal_main/we-asked-lil-jon-what-he-d-turn-down-for-because-why-not
― a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 5 November 2015 17:49 (eight years ago) link
nothing wrong with the "who run the world girls" scott posted right?
― niels, Friday, 6 November 2015 11:48 (eight years ago) link
I mean, it's legit funny right?
I guess there are still non-user-generated someecards? Some of these are not bad, more in the spirit of the old someecards:http://www.someecards.com/ecards/veterans-day/
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 11 November 2015 15:58 (eight years ago) link
There's a page called "Gaia's Dancing Indigo Children" that's trolling HARD right now, like a version of Laughapalooza that isn't obviously a joke
https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/12219549_1095141677196837_4142697963235839011_n.jpg?oh=d4f9d4410a7d34df57bd5aedde63c3f9&oe=56B9FD99
https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/12227206_1096845130359825_4562839787750234705_n.jpg?oh=7390092b553635a312c982c419ac2ec3&oe=56F2B352
― frogbs, Thursday, 12 November 2015 02:00 (eight years ago) link
Are they being serious? With a name like "Gaia's Dancing Indigo Children" I honestly can't tell.
Either way, hats off.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 12 November 2015 18:09 (eight years ago) link
Double bonus points for l'accent aigu used properly!
― Resting Bushface (Phil D.), Thursday, 12 November 2015 18:14 (eight years ago) link
^^^ I think that proves they're not serious.
― nickn, Thursday, 12 November 2015 22:53 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/10426719_10152489045175513_5939836025999646172_n.jpg?oh=c7efa208d85ab7b9e33381ecae44e189&oe=56AF9235
― flopson, Friday, 13 November 2015 20:40 (eight years ago) link
readers digest got weird
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 13 November 2015 20:41 (eight years ago) link
pick only one
― i made a scope for my laser musket out of some (forksclovetofu), Friday, 13 November 2015 21:18 (eight years ago) link
def the jordans
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Saturday, 14 November 2015 00:45 (eight years ago) link
^^^^yep
― UYD: Oxys, Percs, Vics, Addys, Rit-Dogs and Xannys (sunny successor), Saturday, 14 November 2015 02:36 (eight years ago) link
who the fuck would pick the gas, is that a reference to something?
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Saturday, 14 November 2015 02:58 (eight years ago) link
gas is expensive
― qualx, Saturday, 14 November 2015 04:29 (eight years ago) link
― carl agatha, Thursday, November 12, 2015
hmm
https://scontent.fsnc1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/t31.0-8/12184069_1090128527698152_7890512744620798069_o.jpg
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Saturday, 14 November 2015 23:07 (eight years ago) link
that answers question. anyway facebook is a horrible goldmine right now.
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Sunday, 15 November 2015 00:58 (eight years ago) link
I hate smoking weed, but I know plenty of potheads. Infinite free weed means I could sell it to friends at a discount and use the money to purchase gas & sneakers.
― billstevejim, Sunday, 15 November 2015 17:13 (eight years ago) link
i would choose sex. my demand for weed already saturated at my current income, never sought jordans, don't have a car
― flopson, Sunday, 15 November 2015 17:21 (eight years ago) link
if i could have sex with whoever i want whenever i want, i would be able to seduce entire armies and blackmail the pope and the president with threats of our public love making on worldwide television. my absolute power would give me dominion of the globe, so i think i'm gonna go with the mind control option over free sneakers
― i made a scope for my laser musket out of some (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 15 November 2015 20:03 (eight years ago) link
Ugh the memesters (inevitably) caught on to the Friday 13th thing
― Amblyomma_americanum_tick.jpg (wins), Sunday, 15 November 2015 20:06 (eight years ago) link
man i was thinking free weed cuz you would be able to monopolize an emerging industry that will probably be legal nationwide within twenty years (and even then it was 50/50 cuz man kerry washington alone) but forks makes a very very good point.
― balls, Sunday, 15 November 2015 21:27 (eight years ago) link
sex w/ whomever you want whenever you want could be a genie trick, tho - like, if you just randomly think about having sex with someone but weren't going to do anything about poof they appear and you've gotta stop everything and have sex right then and there
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 15 November 2015 21:33 (eight years ago) link
lol that reminds me of that louis ck line about if every time someone made the jerkoff motion they had to finish to completion
― balls, Sunday, 15 November 2015 21:39 (eight years ago) link
i'll be honest most of the time i randomly think about having sex w/ someone it's someone i definitely want to have sex with. like maybe an estelle getty could work her way in i guess but it's generally rachel weiszs all the way down. plus in that scenario i've just solved the riddle of teleportation.
― balls, Sunday, 15 November 2015 21:42 (eight years ago) link
there is a quite good Nabokov story about this, kinda
― John Dope Assos (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 15 November 2015 22:02 (eight years ago) link
uhm, what's that story?
― niels, Monday, 16 November 2015 08:39 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10404499_10152491368056701_7948068148757662500_n.jpg?oh=7c36d57852c0ad18c07fd1e48010d52f&oe=56F2C529
― how's life, Monday, 16 November 2015 13:25 (eight years ago) link
all that 'free' sex would still come w a heavy price. it didnt say reproduction or stds are out of the question
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 16 November 2015 17:50 (eight years ago) link
"A Nursery Tale"
― John Dope Assos (Noodle Vague), Monday, 16 November 2015 18:02 (eight years ago) link
xp Stock up on prophylactics.
― billstevejim, Monday, 16 November 2015 18:07 (eight years ago) link
loving that indigo children page
― global tetrahedron, Monday, 16 November 2015 18:28 (eight years ago) link
http://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/11219335_903005176455037_4971965303005807553_n.jpg?oh=71f8e159eb001896ee9511190178e519&oe=56AC9BA3
prince getting into the meme biz
― Comme Si, Kamasi (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 16 November 2015 21:10 (eight years ago) link
― UYD: Oxys, Percs, Vics, Addys, Rit-Dogs and Xannys (sunny successor), Monday, 16 November 2015 21:27 (eight years ago) link
j/k it was me finally time to unmask my tru identity
― Amira, Queen of Creativity (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 16 November 2015 21:28 (eight years ago) link
I initially thought Queenof was a weird surname and not a typo because I love purple and have an eye for detail
― tsrobodo, Tuesday, 17 November 2015 09:17 (eight years ago) link
thanks for your support tsrobodo, i can tell that you like purple :)
― Amira, Queen of Creativity (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 17 November 2015 14:14 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/11988760_10154038378934523_925579297936081465_n.png?oh=bf7d3d0a6dd6b87afcac7a60b1311b9c&oe=56B45052
Here's hoping they have enough courage to continue after making this macro
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Wednesday, 18 November 2015 00:35 (eight years ago) link
What's with the Gs in that font?Then again, I guess this thread is a treasure trove of odd font choices
― Amira, Queen of Creativity (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 18 November 2015 01:04 (eight years ago) link
the tails of the g's are rebounding, after a defeat
― Frump 'n' Dump (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 18 November 2015 05:01 (eight years ago) link
elephant font idk
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 18 November 2015 05:07 (eight years ago) link
"is what that"?
― i made a scope for my laser musket out of some (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 18 November 2015 05:25 (eight years ago) link
I was just followed by this Twitter account: https://twitter.com/hotncold84 which features such treasures as:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CTPtaG4VEAARFxD.jpg:large
― Neil S, Wednesday, 18 November 2015 08:49 (eight years ago) link
seems obvious to me that man does nothing that one could call 'work'
― Aimless, Wednesday, 18 November 2015 18:19 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/12118993_10153326759183613_3291033278664606179_n.jpg?oh=6988ca4d378351983819fd96a41bae99&oe=56B2A4D8
― cardamon, Wednesday, 18 November 2015 22:16 (eight years ago) link
god's marketing team really slacking these days
― i made a scope for my laser musket out of some (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 November 2015 05:01 (eight years ago) link
i hear he's got some killer viral campaigns coming down the pipeline though.
― Frump 'n' Dump (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 19 November 2015 05:03 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/LCDtetK.png
― gr8080, Thursday, 19 November 2015 16:03 (eight years ago) link
I dunno, I kinda like that one
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Thursday, 19 November 2015 16:20 (eight years ago) link
man recent events are really really bringing out the racists in my newsfeed, it's fuckin gross
― marcos, Thursday, 19 November 2015 17:32 (eight years ago) link
i don't recall it being this bad
like people literally suggesting we put microchips into any syrian refugees we take in, as a totally rational solution
― marcos, Thursday, 19 November 2015 17:33 (eight years ago) link
I loled at Grady's
― UYD: Oxys, Percs, Vics, Addys, Rit-Dogs and Xannys (sunny successor), Thursday, 19 November 2015 17:58 (eight years ago) link
I like this one too (x-p)
https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/12243561_1026963043991236_5570257532785103593_n.jpg?oh=133850aff438f2d4055c4a209cbcffb8&oe=56E726C8
― nickn, Thursday, 19 November 2015 19:05 (eight years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/12243164_898997020177715_6097982721812320635_n.jpg?oh=05dde79f4e7706de98e236bbe0f4e34c&oe=56F9D24E&__gda__=1458184694_1cb0b070a36532daf00f2f228c60ed47
― cardamon, Friday, 20 November 2015 11:47 (eight years ago) link
tbf, we are being played for a fool people.
― i made a scope for my laser musket out of some (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 November 2015 16:01 (eight years ago) link
ISIS be like:
― Agents, show the general out. (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 20 November 2015 16:53 (eight years ago) link
america lovers drive like this, jihadis drive like this
― big WHOIS aka the nameserver (s.clover), Friday, 20 November 2015 21:30 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-0/p480x480/10306179_10152410425085308_7451054008871816344_n.png?oh=71cfbfccd72c7d7f4006bb1322a1772a&oe=56F84680
I think this is meant to be a "truth bomb" or something.
― mirostones, Saturday, 21 November 2015 13:20 (eight years ago) link
remember that tragic day when the social justice meanies caused a Man of Achievement to think about sexism for apparently the first time in his life *weeps copiously for the lost innocence of a scientist*
― noe love derp wev (wins), Saturday, 21 November 2015 13:26 (eight years ago) link
The variables are interesting there. What if he landed a spacecraft on a comet but did so whilst in blackface?
― cardamon, Saturday, 21 November 2015 15:44 (eight years ago) link
Does successfully landing a spacecraft make you untouchable, I mean. I think the furore around his shirt was misplaced tbh, but the counter-furore in favour of him was also misplaced
― cardamon, Saturday, 21 November 2015 15:46 (eight years ago) link
landing a spacescraft on a pure untouched comet just another capitalist imperialist bastard
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 21 November 2015 18:20 (eight years ago) link
It was because he wanted to fuck the comet iirc?
― big WHOIS aka the nameserver (s.clover), Saturday, 21 November 2015 18:35 (eight years ago) link
Fast comets are totally asking for it imo
― UYD: Oxys, Percs, Vics, Addys, Rit-Dogs and Xannys (sunny successor), Saturday, 21 November 2015 18:44 (eight years ago) link
xp"You must be a comet because you've been circling my mind for millions of years."
― nickn, Saturday, 21 November 2015 18:45 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/11880411_940411066022469_3148638911242743793_n.jpg?oh=943e8d0daacf62c2fea1101792733c84&oe=56F3D9E2
― cardamon, Sunday, 22 November 2015 14:53 (eight years ago) link
oh the rage
― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 22 November 2015 19:18 (eight years ago) link
She looks possibly more beleaguered in the after picture.
― jmm, Sunday, 22 November 2015 20:39 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlt1/v/t1.0-9/12274656_10153422286895756_2173132063986482180_n.jpg?oh=e4bce38f8210b40bcb96c7e63b7c8697&oe=56B40686
really? usb controller? couldn't search for .5 more seconds for the genuine article?
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 23 November 2015 00:21 (eight years ago) link
Reminds me of that news story from a few years ago about the Canadian family who wanted to live in 1986, and wouldn't allow any recent technology, fashion, etc into their home. Like, if you're gonna take an anti-new-tech (assuming that's what this is) idealizing 1980s technology is all kinds of perverse.
― Fetty Wap Is Strong In Here (cryptosicko), Monday, 23 November 2015 00:24 (eight years ago) link
kids of today ironically far far better informed about popular culture before they were born than kids of, say, thirty years ago ever were.
― Agents, show the general out. (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 23 November 2015 10:32 (eight years ago) link
yeah honestly NES/8/16 bit nostalgia never really seems to die off to the point where I remembering interview ppl that were like 25 and they wax nostalgic for that era
― Amira, Queen of Creativity (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 23 November 2015 12:34 (eight years ago) link
Hilariously, the Konami Code is still used in tons and tons of contemporary apps and games, including the entire Metal Gear series, and kids certainly know it.
― Resting Bushface (Phil D.), Monday, 23 November 2015 13:08 (eight years ago) link
I used to have it on a t shirt and would get stopped in the street all the time
― Amira, Queen of Creativity (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 23 November 2015 13:24 (eight years ago) link
i would bet more people in america know the konami code than the name of the speaker of the house
― Eugene Goostman (forksclovetofu), Monday, 23 November 2015 16:57 (eight years ago) link
^facebook that plz
― Eugene Goostman (forksclovetofu), Monday, 23 November 2015 16:58 (eight years ago) link
To cardamom's makeover pic: yes, that's EXACTLY how it works. Wear less expensive clothing and you can just paint instead of working.
― the minor fall, the lemon lift (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 23 November 2015 17:03 (eight years ago) link
perhaps. but growing up in the decade of the 1960s (ages 5 through 15) television was jamcrammed with cartoons and movies from the 1930s and 40s, so that as an 8 year old I could easily identify oldster celebrities like Jimmy Durante, Jerry Colona, Bing Crosby, Boris Karloff, Rudy Vallee, or the Marx Brothers. At age 10 I'd seen such outdated fare as Wild Boys of the Road, I Was a Fugitive from a Chain Gang, or Boys Town.
― Aimless, Monday, 23 November 2015 17:31 (eight years ago) link
Personally, I'm uncertain how to address cultural literacy with children, because there is JUST. SO. MUCH. CULTURE. I try to resist the urge to oversteep them in things that happened to be important to ME in my antediluvian childhood.
http://www.theonion.com/article/cool-dad-raising-daughter-on-media-that-will-put-h-26132
My own personal parents hit me over the head repeatedly with the cultural signifiers of their upbringing, to the exclusion of the many fine things that came before, things that came after, and things they didn't happen to dig. So, like many of my contemporaries, I knew as much about the Beatles as the most ardent Beatlemaniac - but I needed to go out of my way to specifically seek out knowledge of Brahms, Billie Holiday, the Clash.
If I wish to present a diverse spectrum of culture to my children, I feel some responsibility to avoid over-representing the ephemeral 80s culture that formed my worldview, but also avoid leaving out those ephemera entirely.
― the minor fall, the lemon lift (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 23 November 2015 23:47 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/11888099_942670152467451_5327522948042574807_n.png?oh=934ac66961c5894293d642af5db42991&oe=56B00880
― nickn, Wednesday, 25 November 2015 01:45 (eight years ago) link
Tanya Markul, Executive Vice President of the Sparkle Marketing Council
― Aimless, Wednesday, 25 November 2015 01:50 (eight years ago) link
http://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/12299224_10153305365291139_6705558648637670678_n.jpg?oh=572dafc9b95e381931af459c1f90fa2a&oe=56E5D222
― Amira, Queen of Creativity (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 25 November 2015 16:58 (eight years ago) link
True enough.
― Hadrian VIII, Wednesday, 25 November 2015 19:16 (eight years ago) link
That's quite clever, tbh
― as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Wednesday, 25 November 2015 23:22 (eight years ago) link
i lold
― mattresslessness, Wednesday, 25 November 2015 23:23 (eight years ago) link
Another funny one.
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/12299349_10205576641155735_7782712964251153490_n.jpg?oh=e87990f2d003741d7921e865d0dd4855&oe=56DFC710
― nickn, Thursday, 26 November 2015 04:27 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/C0K1qlm.jpg
― scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Thursday, 26 November 2015 05:05 (eight years ago) link
You know God is serious it when he uses all caps.
― jmm, Thursday, 26 November 2015 05:16 (eight years ago) link
*it
― jmm, Thursday, 26 November 2015 05:19 (eight years ago) link
Seems an omniscient god would be better at knowing people's gender
― as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Thursday, 26 November 2015 05:31 (eight years ago) link
this Job reboot started out with such potential, wonder what went wrong
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 26 November 2015 05:58 (eight years ago) link
3:)
― niels, Thursday, 26 November 2015 07:15 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/12250056_10156206690700335_5744854420821210632_n.png?oh=75bda60e0b41787e82ceb1dd97095892&oe=56AC629A
― cardamon, Thursday, 26 November 2015 13:20 (eight years ago) link
I don't
― Amira, Queen of Creativity (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 26 November 2015 14:36 (eight years ago) link
man why can't people spend the holiday season doing something loving and traditional with family, like terrorizing strangers outside best buy?
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 26 November 2015 16:12 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/11221897_10153232322015756_289926922657883689_n.jpg
― painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Thursday, 26 November 2015 20:30 (eight years ago) link
https://40.media.tumblr.com/550c9422d01ff5a51bab72e54fa73486/tumblr_nyfvu8iwGZ1sy67obo1_500.jpg
― painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Thursday, 26 November 2015 20:35 (eight years ago) link
...black ops?
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 26 November 2015 21:26 (eight years ago) link
euphemism for scat
― when's international me day? (Noodle Vague), Friday, 27 November 2015 00:48 (eight years ago) link
Are crowns the new fedora or something.
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Friday, 27 November 2015 00:52 (eight years ago) link
"I'm a nice guy, but women only want the bad boys."
― nickn, Friday, 27 November 2015 07:52 (eight years ago) link
some men like to see you smile!
http://cdn-static.denofgeek.com/sites/denofgeek/files/2015/11/kilgrave_2.png
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Friday, 27 November 2015 19:07 (eight years ago) link
Was expecting that image to be broadcitysmile.gif but I like the idea of purple mansplainer being a sjw meme
― Eugene Goostman (forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 November 2015 22:34 (eight years ago) link
you and me, forks. we can make this happen!
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Saturday, 28 November 2015 06:15 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-9/12039269_917042935057142_5307795173293550690_n.jpg?oh=da18eeca976312591ebf9e7bee31ae4c&oe=56F89246
― chimiraquai (how's life), Saturday, 28 November 2015 10:59 (eight years ago) link
who's the guy?
― niels, Saturday, 28 November 2015 11:14 (eight years ago) link
I believe he may be an early 20th century hair pomade magnate or something. Shamefully I don't know who he is, even though I do recognize Cher.
― how's life, Saturday, 28 November 2015 11:19 (eight years ago) link
ISIS: couldn't pick Nicolai Tesla out of a crowd
― Hadrian VIII, Saturday, 28 November 2015 12:19 (eight years ago) link
Why is it always Nikola Tesla in these things? Like nobody would recognise Ernest Rutherford or HG Wells either.
― a hastily-observed cruet (seandalai), Saturday, 28 November 2015 16:14 (eight years ago) link
(assuming that is Tesla, I have no idea tbh)
― a hastily-observed cruet (seandalai), Saturday, 28 November 2015 16:15 (eight years ago) link
What's the point in recognizing scientists? Isn't it more important to know what they did?
― Frederik B, Saturday, 28 November 2015 16:35 (eight years ago) link
Like, congrats, you're a sentient being with an internet connection, who haven't ever googled 'Nikola Tesla'. Take a good fucking look at yourself.
Like, I know who the fuck Nikola Tesla is. I've seen The Prestige. And played Red Alert.
― Frederik B, Saturday, 28 November 2015 16:37 (eight years ago) link
Tesla may be the darling of a certain kind of technophile, but holding a bunch of patents and being something of a maniac hardly places one in the same category as a Dmitri Mendeleev or a James Clerk Maxwell.
― Aimless, Saturday, 28 November 2015 17:10 (eight years ago) link
oliver heaviside ftw imho. his biography matches or bests tesla's too for that matter.
― big WHOIS aka the nameserver (s.clover), Saturday, 28 November 2015 17:34 (eight years ago) link
I wouldn't get too hung up on the identification of Tesla via picture aspect, as I'd imagine the creator of that image would argue the point still stands even if each photograph was captioned with the corresponding names.
― Evan, Saturday, 28 November 2015 17:51 (eight years ago) link
As we've seen on trenchant social commentary thread, there is a common tendency for trenchants to believe that one is to be blamed, personally, for not knowing what one doesn't know
― cardamon, Sunday, 29 November 2015 00:05 (eight years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CRafTnIUwAE0xhl.jpg
how the fuck is a hoverboard not experiencing life
― qualx, Sunday, 29 November 2015 07:10 (eight years ago) link
That's a cheap trip to Europe.
― AlanSmithee, Sunday, 29 November 2015 08:07 (eight years ago) link
immateriality of memory is a bold clam
― Noodle Vape (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 29 November 2015 10:12 (eight years ago) link
$600 = Round trip to Britain in freezing grey February, maybe
― kinder, Sunday, 29 November 2015 10:19 (eight years ago) link
best to experience us at our realest
― Noodle Vape (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 29 November 2015 10:22 (eight years ago) link
If u haven't been without food or lodging in Feb in Sheffield then how can u bear to have amazing life-enriching technology
― MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Sunday, 29 November 2015 14:33 (eight years ago) link
― MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Sunday, November 29, 2015 8:33 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
do i get to meet any members of def leppard?
― Amira, Queen of Creativity (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 29 November 2015 14:45 (eight years ago) link
I spose it depends on the hostel you get into
― MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Sunday, 29 November 2015 14:45 (eight years ago) link
Viv Campbell slumming it on net worth on usd 20m so most likely him I guess
― MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Sunday, 29 November 2015 14:49 (eight years ago) link
Hmm maybe I should just get the phone and Facetime w Joe Elliot
― Amira, Queen of Creativity (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 29 November 2015 15:16 (eight years ago) link
why is it always tesla? unlikely oatmeal/hark-a-vagrant convergence?
― thwomp (thomp), Sunday, 29 November 2015 16:43 (eight years ago) link
Strong pious Nolan overlap obv
― MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Sunday, 29 November 2015 17:26 (eight years ago) link
Reddit boys big on tesla, huffing tesla in dark corners iirc
― cardamon, Sunday, 29 November 2015 20:06 (eight years ago) link
When I was doing my electrician's apprenticeship one particular tutor I had was always adamant that Faraday was far more brilliant than Tesla. I am no expert but Faraday's work with magnetism and motors are major game changers, as brilliant as Tesla was.
― xelab, Sunday, 29 November 2015 20:18 (eight years ago) link
Flying to Heathrow and immediately boarding a plane back to the US seems like a pretty shitty vacation. I'd probably get more use out of the new iPhone.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 29 November 2015 20:20 (eight years ago) link
yeah but what are you going to tell people on your iphone? "i stayed in the same country today"? what a worthless life
― qualx, Sunday, 29 November 2015 20:53 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-9/12246994_961250030601666_1190542073281455271_n.jpg?oh=f74955c999f8ff3fdaedd82dcf75ded7&oe=56D4043D
― how's life, Monday, 30 November 2015 20:51 (eight years ago) link
In school they taught me that Africa was the size of a pony
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Monday, 30 November 2015 20:53 (eight years ago) link
^ Maker of that map appears not to understand Mercator equal area projection.
― Aimless, Monday, 30 November 2015 20:57 (eight years ago) link
love this one so much: https://twitter.com/ironghazi/status/629725691685261312
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CL08LSdWUAACaWz.jpg:large
― big WHOIS aka the nameserver (s.clover), Monday, 30 November 2015 21:14 (eight years ago) link
that is beautiful
― Hadrian VIII, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 01:14 (eight years ago) link
@ironghazi Google superficies and compare numbers. You're wrong. That map is wrong
― qualx, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 01:28 (eight years ago) link
I like how the argument over the map's accuracy transforms into an argument over whether they realized it was a joke all along
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Tuesday, 1 December 2015 02:11 (eight years ago) link
oh not this again.
https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/11062002_968085596570543_4171621218680986505_n.jpg?oh=58c07ec7d2277f49dcce16230c9cd314&oe=56DD76AC
― big WHOIS aka the nameserver (s.clover), Tuesday, 1 December 2015 03:44 (eight years ago) link
mx
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 03:57 (eight years ago) link
fado
― Eugene Goostman (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 1 December 2015 04:02 (eight years ago) link
Dog's N ME
― j., Tuesday, 1 December 2015 04:12 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/11667381_939345939418978_6897565546537613674_n.png?oh=a328ffc71c337c16faa7c01d9554dc38&oe=56EB74C2
― how's life, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 18:51 (eight years ago) link
Your lifestyle is askin' for it
― UYD: Oxys, Percs, Vics, Addys, Rit-Dogs and Xannys (sunny successor), Tuesday, 1 December 2015 19:28 (eight years ago) link
I hear Tim Tebow is available.
― Aimless, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 19:30 (eight years ago) link
No A in his name, either
― as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Wednesday, 2 December 2015 02:20 (eight years ago) link
who, tam tebaw?
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Wednesday, 2 December 2015 02:21 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-yyz1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/v/t1.0-9/10425478_708129925976064_9088367989266552988_n.jpg?oh=77596e6ba005198d3138f909e8f7b692&oe=56D8F36E
― flopson, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 12:50 (eight years ago) link
My first language is 1990s Boardwalk T-Shirt.
― Three Word Username, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 12:53 (eight years ago) link
― flopson, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 13:12 (eight years ago) link
somtimes you attract the deathstyle you live
― Amira, Queen of Creativity (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 3 December 2015 04:56 (eight years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/wlVHcud.jpg
― Adam J Duncan, Thursday, 3 December 2015 05:10 (eight years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1522591_462839337150324_676527422_o.jpg
― Adam J Duncan, Thursday, 3 December 2015 05:11 (eight years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/tidqiHw.jpg
― Adam J Duncan, Thursday, 3 December 2015 05:12 (eight years ago) link
― UYD: Oxys, Percs, Vics, Addys, Rit-Dogs and Xannys (sunny successor), Thursday, 3 December 2015 16:32 (eight years ago) link
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/12031212/Scientists-find-link-between-people-impressed-by-wise-sounding-profound-quotes-and-low-intelligence.html
At last, the study this thread was born waiting for.
― suffeeciant attreebution (aldo), Friday, 4 December 2015 07:58 (eight years ago) link
http://www.entrepreneur.com/article/253331^this is deeply terrible
― Eugene Goostman (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 December 2015 08:05 (eight years ago) link
Ugh
― UYD: Oxys, Percs, Vics, Addys, Rit-Dogs and Xannys (sunny successor), Friday, 4 December 2015 17:05 (eight years ago) link
Breaking news: rich people have money and can use it to make their lives easier.
― ledge, Friday, 4 December 2015 18:05 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash2/v/t1.0-9/10624704_470875049722452_4283685980495952094_n.jpg?oh=de518209b7d267554c53357448a8ffea&oe=56E09142
― cardamon, Friday, 4 December 2015 23:05 (eight years ago) link
― Eugene Goostman (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 December 2015 08:05 (15 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this article is astonishing/hysterical and possibly going unnoticed itt because of its non-descriptive url
― a moment on the streets, a lifetime in the sheets (DJ Mencap), Friday, 4 December 2015 23:55 (eight years ago) link
Yeah I'm not clicking on that boring link without a bit of convincing tbh
― MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Friday, 4 December 2015 23:59 (eight years ago) link
skeptical huh?
― badg, Saturday, 5 December 2015 00:19 (eight years ago) link
I've been hurt before
― MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 December 2015 00:32 (eight years ago) link
I got these far:
1a. Poor people are skepticalI distinctly remember a former coworker of mine saying, "Those mechanics are a rip-off! They're always looking for the weak people. They'll charge you when you're not looking!!" He thought that everyone unjustly wanted his money and that everyone is out there to get him.
1b. Rich people are trustingSurprisingly, a great deal of rich people leave their car and house doors open. Conversely, in areas of poverty, you'll find that this behavior is highly unlikely to happen. Rich people have the tendency to trust those they meet (within reason) and give others the opportunity to be themselves.
― cardamon, Saturday, 5 December 2015 00:35 (eight years ago) link
Quite surprised Bill Gates said "the poor are a subhuman stain that must be erased" tbg
― Sancho Panzer (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 5 December 2015 01:40 (eight years ago) link
what is that article doing on a fb thread?
― big WHOIS aka the nameserver (s.clover), Saturday, 5 December 2015 01:58 (eight years ago) link
1) - it was posted on a friend's facebook and has meme-able qualities2) - it reads like that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much, why am i such a jerk?
― Eugene Goostman (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 5 December 2015 03:15 (eight years ago) link
3) - could have gone in "Why not class warfare?" though i suppose
― Eugene Goostman (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 5 December 2015 03:16 (eight years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11222913_10153113900266512_7213995163184218276_n.jpg?oh=85ae3441e94cb97c925dc5f7ee85bae8&oe=56E92436&__gda__=1457995091_d62040689e5c03c918a2b85a87b69c63
― schlep and back trio (anagram), Saturday, 5 December 2015 21:47 (eight years ago) link
i don't care
― The Male Gaz Coombes (Neil S), Saturday, 5 December 2015 21:52 (eight years ago) link
stupid ugly poor kids
― BAN ALCOHOL (wins), Saturday, 5 December 2015 21:54 (eight years ago) link
I just hugged somebody and they kicked the shit out of me:(
― xelab, Saturday, 5 December 2015 22:01 (eight years ago) link
http://thijsvandenbrande.be/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/kerstmis.jpg
― qualx, Saturday, 5 December 2015 22:35 (eight years ago) link
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8ie37mgxIXA/SVK4oDbX57I/AAAAAAAAE80/MIOWcx_IrjM/s400/sensual+santa.jpg
― The Male Gaz Coombes (Neil S), Saturday, 5 December 2015 22:43 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpl1/v/t1.0-9/12316063_10156269201490150_1950882030846026241_n.jpg?oh=9f17dace753188254f6b943ada34da47&oe=56DDE22F
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Monday, 7 December 2015 12:10 (eight years ago) link
lies we tell ourselves
― Aimless, Monday, 7 December 2015 17:30 (eight years ago) link
cardmon OTM
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 7 December 2015 20:49 (eight years ago) link
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/1e/89/c8/1e89c8ff086d8686f320d70c67da3187.jpg
― one time gaffled 'em up (one time), Tuesday, 8 December 2015 21:00 (eight years ago) link
Ok, I know you are a good guy and neither a fan of Donald Trump nor nazis, but posting Trump's face overlaid with a swastika on your timeline without further comment could maybe be misinterpreted
― Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Tuesday, 8 December 2015 23:55 (eight years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/12107832_404048213137624_6881823789242977974_n.jpg?oh=c618542195849e2d98aeddf8972ba225&oe=56D6F8BB&__gda__=1461841667_4fe2d9561ff18bad25597aa6c6ae47e0
― schlep and back trio (anagram), Wednesday, 9 December 2015 16:35 (eight years ago) link
Dead?
― Resting Bushface (Phil D.), Wednesday, 9 December 2015 16:37 (eight years ago) link
paging dr vaughan
― BAN ALCOHOL (wins), Wednesday, 9 December 2015 16:38 (eight years ago) link
Carcrashians
― Agents, show the general out. (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 9 December 2015 16:59 (eight years ago) link
good to see people calling out vulgar consumption and relentless hunger for media attention. don't know what the Kardashians have to do with it tho.
― https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_Gry91znr8 (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 9 December 2015 17:15 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-sjc2-1.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xtp1/t51.2885-15/s640x640/sh0.08/e35/12317373_865391710225923_1816776514_n.jpg
"Hey let's treat science like a religion and be super smug douchebags about it on the internet!""Well ok then!"
― Frobisher, Thursday, 10 December 2015 11:14 (eight years ago) link
Also Ted Kyzinski was an "Atheist Extremist." I mean, not to mention Lenin, Stalin, Mao...
― Frobisher, Thursday, 10 December 2015 11:17 (eight years ago) link
http://tinypic.com/r/2mpzdqv/9
― flopson, Thursday, 10 December 2015 13:36 (eight years ago) link
http://i68.tinypic.com/2mpzdqv.jpg
setting the bar low for revolution
― Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Thursday, 10 December 2015 13:37 (eight years ago) link
Not a low bar when you live somewhere with no grocery stores & advertisements everywhere for cheap fast food that will kill you/your family with heart disease and diabetes.
― If authoritarianism is Romania's ironing board, then (in orbit), Thursday, 10 December 2015 14:03 (eight years ago) link
i just buy the cans
― flopson, Thursday, 10 December 2015 14:34 (eight years ago) link
idk my granny decolonized and now she has to carry this bag
― racket from the coombes (wins), Thursday, 10 December 2015 14:46 (eight years ago) link
My nephew posted this, I lol'ed despite myself.
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/12316333_10208335186562499_6887670771887147263_n.jpg?oh=8975862c7ac46b63df73f2bb4813757c&oe=5715956F
― Resting Bushface (Phil D.), Friday, 11 December 2015 17:00 (eight years ago) link
― how's life, Friday, 11 December 2015 17:02 (eight years ago) link
http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/2833/4069/original.jpg
― tsrobodo, Friday, 11 December 2015 21:53 (eight years ago) link
thats just a meme
― big WHOIS aka the nameserver (s.clover), Friday, 11 December 2015 22:17 (eight years ago) link
yeah c'mon, this thread has standards, s'why it's only got 16,900 posts
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 11 December 2015 22:19 (eight years ago) link
besides aren't we all memes when you think about it?
― tsrobodo, Friday, 11 December 2015 22:22 (eight years ago) link
― nickn, Friday, 11 December 2015 22:42 (eight years ago) link
― Οὖτις, Friday, 11 December 2015 22:43 (eight years ago) link
holy shit this thread has 17,000 posts
― qualx, Saturday, 12 December 2015 01:46 (eight years ago) link
Whereas the classic ILX thread Next on the agenda: I expect they'll be having dirty anal sex on my white couch. has only 269 posts. Makes you think, eh?
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 12 December 2015 02:20 (eight years ago) link
It would only make me think if you made a macro of it
― Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Saturday, 12 December 2015 02:30 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/12341458_879700368810501_2322272847514853121_n.png?oh=c21c3d57b2adfd2478deece8ef9cffb8&oe=5718F57F
― cardamon, Monday, 14 December 2015 10:19 (eight years ago) link
watching a movies
― schlep and back trio (anagram), Monday, 14 December 2015 10:23 (eight years ago) link
those ain't sweatpants
― moans and feedback (Dinsdale), Monday, 14 December 2015 10:25 (eight years ago) link
sweaty pants
― Agents, show the general out. (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 14 December 2015 10:30 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfl1/v/t1.0-9/11953123_10153228699360756_7181881343939085229_n.jpg?oh=195b1623f1b1b19b6fb3412302c404a0&oe=56E60022
― how's life, Monday, 14 December 2015 14:43 (eight years ago) link
you take a photo of them and add cryptic text?
― niels, Monday, 14 December 2015 16:00 (eight years ago) link
they're honeysuckle, you tear them off and suck out the nectar
― Does that make you mutter, under your breath, “Damn”? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 December 2015 21:42 (eight years ago) link
lotta work for not much payoff imo
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 14 December 2015 21:43 (eight years ago) link
it's mostly a thing little kids do
― Does that make you mutter, under your breath, “Damn”? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 December 2015 21:44 (eight years ago) link
You might NOT be country as well, because honeysuckle grows fucking everywhere.
― how's life, Tuesday, 15 December 2015 01:07 (eight years ago) link
you might be from the northern hemisphere
― Does that make you mutter, under your breath, “Damn”? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 15 December 2015 06:27 (eight years ago) link
I don't get the "go back to your own country" one.
― schlep and back trio (anagram), Tuesday, 15 December 2015 09:13 (eight years ago) link
it's a set of signifiers intended to connote redneckdom hence xenophobia
― https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_Gry91znr8 (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 15 December 2015 09:15 (eight years ago) link
thanks, I thought about that but couldn't see the connection between rednecks and goatee beards or wraparound shades.
― schlep and back trio (anagram), Tuesday, 15 December 2015 10:27 (eight years ago) link
xp aah cool, yeah we have flowers like that in Denmark even
I thought it was about making drugs or smth
― niels, Tuesday, 15 December 2015 10:30 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/t31.0-8/s960x960/12239134_10154394142367796_1113493660235108184_o.jpg
― cardamon, Tuesday, 15 December 2015 11:26 (eight years ago) link
http://emojipedia-us.s3.amazonaws.com/cache/17/47/17474d3a52fd7efdada7b5896b5c5906.png
― Agents, show the general out. (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 15 December 2015 11:57 (eight years ago) link
omg carcrashians
― MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 December 2015 12:29 (eight years ago) link
(I Love this Child)
― niels, Tuesday, 15 December 2015 12:57 (eight years ago) link
the question wasn't how long has your father been a parent, y'little tick.
― Agents, show the general out. (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 15 December 2015 14:45 (eight years ago) link
kids say the darnedest things!
― mutually aquatinted (doo dah), Tuesday, 15 December 2015 15:13 (eight years ago) link
can anyone figure this profile out, what is this guy doing
https://www.facebook.com/chuck0178
― frogbs, Tuesday, 15 December 2015 16:13 (eight years ago) link
― how's life, Tuesday, 15 December 2015 16:18 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/l8XLCYH.jpg
― gr8080, Tuesday, 15 December 2015 17:39 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/11091564_710346209070315_2570034402078923072_n.jpg?oh=6c0c64795b538929cd8a80836721bd16&oe=56E623DD
like, i support the thrust of this, but it seems like it'd be fair to mention that history also remembers her as a good actress, idk
― Doctor Casino, important war pigeon (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 15 December 2015 17:46 (eight years ago) link
idk does it
― MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 December 2015 18:44 (eight years ago) link
When you spend the better part of your life being projected onto tens of thousands of enormous screens so that millions of people can look at you pretending to be a beautiful fantasy character, it is only natural that this fact will tend to overshadow your dancing in front of a couple hundred people as a child or later becoming a powerless functionary who visits various places, smiles a lot, shakes hands, says a few nice words about children, and leaves.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 15 December 2015 18:59 (eight years ago) link
pretty sure she wasn't spending her time being physically projected onto tens of thousands of enormous screens
― Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Tuesday, 15 December 2015 19:55 (eight years ago) link
after a just a few it would get pretty tiresome
allow me to clarify. it was her image that was projected from reels of film at 24 fps. if you require further details, here is a relevant article from Wikipedia.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 15 December 2015 20:02 (eight years ago) link
this macro is tearing us apart
― Does that make you mutter, under your breath, “Damn”? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 15 December 2015 21:46 (eight years ago) link
pretty sure she wasn't spending her time being physically projected onto tens of thousands of enormous screens― Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Tuesday, December 15, 2015 1:55 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Tuesday, December 15, 2015 1:55 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
http://www.cowgirl-red.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/cannonshotwoman.jpg
― wizzz! (amateurist), Tuesday, 15 December 2015 23:17 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/12342665_1187621361267309_2637768198368128302_n.jpg?oh=9f08869abcc627ae1330ba83c27e3f34&oe=571C0292
― how's life, Tuesday, 15 December 2015 23:51 (eight years ago) link
confused by presence of pink hitler in the corner there
― as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 00:12 (eight years ago) link
Yeah, Hitl(her) was the main reason I posted that.
― how's life, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 00:20 (eight years ago) link
that watching a movies one makes me feel gross because i hate touching other people's socked feet and her bare foot is touching it
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 02:03 (eight years ago) link
Mike Rowe keeps popping up on memes as the (Conservative) Voice of the Working Class or something - do people not realize he's a television personality and not actually a garbage man/hog farmer/shit shoveler?
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 02:26 (eight years ago) link
tbf the e-z bake oven thing seems like a solid win-win
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 03:54 (eight years ago) link
i'm seeing this instagram husbands bullshit all of a sudden. it's almost but not quite as lame as the video of the dude saying dumb shit to his wife, then *cut to him dead in a coffin*.
might as well just start sharing misogynistic super bowl beer ads on your FB wall, idk.
― nomar, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 04:16 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/12313884_972679786115257_4418771448031046535_n.jpg?oh=306c211dd11a8f680fb33966e1dd7499&oe=57142151
― how's life, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 20:13 (eight years ago) link
So much we don't know about Alvin
― Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 20:14 (eight years ago) link
Autism is not usually described as an "illness"
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 20:16 (eight years ago) link
depends who you ask but i wd definitely not
i have quite a few conversations with people where i try and point out that none of us can feel each other's experiences, it's not like this is peculiar to disabled vs non-disabled
― djfartin (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 21:08 (eight years ago) link
discussion of a now broken-image-linked, alvin-less version from the dawn times of this thread
― Doctor Casino, important war pigeon (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 22:24 (eight years ago) link
I'd rather see Autism described as a neurological alignment than an illness. Can't argue with "Don't judge what you don't understand" though, bit it is a ham-fisted meme for sure.
― xelab, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 22:38 (eight years ago) link
http://api.ning.com/files/7w3DBPIP-XQop22ryY2YZSbjDQzA4ND9*k1OEtpgLmFxoyrwknkbNYW9P6C9klGk4kPdhIcxN7R596UAB1gbn*GkjHbexglw/ToHitch.jpg?width=550&height=550
― mirostones, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 23:54 (eight years ago) link
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Thursday, 17 December 2015 00:00 (eight years ago) link
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/5Flp6wdT7us/maxresdefault.jpg
― qualx, Thursday, 17 December 2015 04:01 (eight years ago) link
hard to believe that movie came out 4 years ago.
― dynamicinterface, Thursday, 17 December 2015 05:05 (eight years ago) link
What I have never understood is where "post this as your status for 1 hour" comes from. What, after an hour you're gonna delete it? Wat!?
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Thursday, 17 December 2015 05:08 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-0/q85/p480x480/1469862_10152483420454062_927627363_n.jpg?oh=1ee772b1d64df0fb5022ccb709d4e41b&oe=570E192B
― schlep and back trio (anagram), Thursday, 17 December 2015 09:25 (eight years ago) link
No, it's because your friends die so you have fewer presents to look forward to
― as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Thursday, 17 December 2015 11:04 (eight years ago) link
rip hitch lol remember when a wingnut republican administration decided to launch an insanely destructive middle east war on a falsified pretext and you cheerled incessantly for them good times great memories
― Agents, show the general out. (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 17 December 2015 12:03 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/12391312_804415903020488_7536742639125696738_n.jpg?oh=b57936d3e21f94baa484bc58342ac9d9&oe=56D8B4E9
― Agents, show the general out. (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 17 December 2015 14:03 (eight years ago) link
Lock thread.
― Chewshabadoo, Thursday, 17 December 2015 16:03 (eight years ago) link
Father: now let me teach you about cunnilingusSon: sorry?
― Does that make you mutter, under your breath, “Damn”? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 18 December 2015 03:27 (eight years ago) link
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-qp_NwGMsHvA/VaGqVc2XM-I/AAAAAAAAR_U/NsblzPnq62A/w720-h830/IMG_0482.JPG
― qualx, Friday, 18 December 2015 03:51 (eight years ago) link
Ron Adams This has been proven as photoshopped . Don't share it gives the other side ammo
― qualx, Friday, 18 December 2015 03:52 (eight years ago) link
Frank B Thomas I HAVE SAVED THIS SLOBBER KISS TO MY COLLECTION. I WOULD THINK A LITTLE SOMETHING ELSE WAS SWAPPED IN THIS PICTURE.
Mel Edington I think somebody copped a feel!
― qualx, Friday, 18 December 2015 03:54 (eight years ago) link
Kevin Whittington Trust me if the Obama wanted it removed it wouldn't be on here.
Nick Blaxton Judging by the reactions on the ladies faces, I would think its real.
Betty Edmonds All you have to do is look at Michelle's face and you know it is real.
Carolyn Rice Look how Michelle and opahra looks
Ginger Talley Lopez Look at Michelle's face! This wasn't photoshopped.
Cathy Toms its fake you can see someone elses arm around that guy.
Betty Hill Fact-checked....Fake! For shame on you!!!
Andrew Danni Different strokes for different folks. Sly and the family stone...
― qualx, Friday, 18 December 2015 04:00 (eight years ago) link
Donna K. Mosley Sick as a President.show such behavior
Donna K. Mosley Michelle u share him he is your man stand by my man.
Donna K. Mosley America can't u see what's happening to our country do something b efore it's to LATE
Donna K. Mosley Better than Monica and Clinton
― qualx, Friday, 18 December 2015 04:01 (eight years ago) link
full stop facebook is a terrifying place and like 90% of the reason i'm a fully sad person
― qualx, Friday, 18 December 2015 04:02 (eight years ago) link
new favorite FB page. Keanu Reeves fanpage that basically pretends to be Keanu Reeves and posts fake right wing memes
https://www.facebook.com/KReevesFans/?fref=nf
― global tetrahedron, Sunday, 20 December 2015 00:41 (eight years ago) link
what's wrong with me
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlp1/v/t1.0-9/12391172_1360542474050682_6120659499461094398_n.jpg?oh=1b491c84be63151c3653614dfef350d8&oe=57191EA9women
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Sunday, 20 December 2015 03:47 (eight years ago) link
for the love all god women everywhere
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Sunday, 20 December 2015 04:27 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t31.0-8/902996_10152203659281840_5191576615175173332_o.jpg
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Sunday, 20 December 2015 12:59 (eight years ago) link
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck that
― Doctor Casino, important war pigeon (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 20 December 2015 13:34 (eight years ago) link
You friendzoned him BITCH
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Sunday, 20 December 2015 14:33 (eight years ago) link
nice god syndrome
― Doctor Casino, important war pigeon (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 20 December 2015 14:41 (eight years ago) link
whoever made that comic sure sounds like a potentially sweet nice caring boyfriend BITCH
― qualx, Sunday, 20 December 2015 18:44 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/12239897_913923392027755_120180194259358462_n.jpg?oh=536f88dd34cf578bda875fa33f946828&oe=571054B7
― how's life, Monday, 21 December 2015 12:53 (eight years ago) link
How did Child end up joining the conversation?
― Chewshabadoo, Monday, 21 December 2015 13:58 (eight years ago) link
that conversation is really confusing
― Doctor Casino, important war pigeon (Doctor Casino), Monday, 21 December 2015 14:01 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/12002097_480421762129728_1273475632193560059_n.jpg?oh=c46e173c85a7a3b7c39d277372c164c9&oe=56D40748
― how's life, Monday, 21 December 2015 14:42 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/1391723_714805908547623_1489834579_n.jpg?oh=c80d816af5f81a53465990f71f0131d1&oe=570C8FD3
God, today is just the pits.
― how's life, Monday, 21 December 2015 14:44 (eight years ago) link
Man initiates conversation, immediately makes fun of kid
― jmm, Monday, 21 December 2015 14:47 (eight years ago) link
just snarfed my own coffee LOLing at coffee pot question
― Hadrian VIII, Monday, 21 December 2015 14:51 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/12376465_1553028028320792_4496332354271528497_n.jpg?oh=f59d960068d4c847fc8d57b8da35b7b5&oe=56DCB484
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 21 December 2015 17:00 (eight years ago) link
also they do clothes pegs
― cart and spork (Noodle Vague), Monday, 21 December 2015 17:57 (eight years ago) link
blessed are the patchouli'd
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 21 December 2015 19:20 (eight years ago) link
blessed are the [ethnic slur]
― COOMBES (mattresslessness), Monday, 21 December 2015 19:32 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpl1/v/t1.0-9/12342874_957269964349644_2785894266697324458_n.jpg?oh=b3af5100255ebd1628944f6bc6585deb&oe=571D0F39
― flopson, Monday, 21 December 2015 19:57 (eight years ago) link
Dub$ack Original
― flopson, Monday, 21 December 2015 19:58 (eight years ago) link
lol i love the "friendzoned him BITCH" one upthread
― flopson, Monday, 21 December 2015 20:00 (eight years ago) link
i'm still kind of puzzled about it because the guy who liked it i thought would never like such a thing
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Monday, 21 December 2015 22:26 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/12359827_1097455283640324_7146394227454121550_n.jpg?oh=eb35e290281aa7f288061e486eb1052f&oe=56DA186D
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Monday, 21 December 2015 22:36 (eight years ago) link
That girl friendzoned me, BITCH.
― "Damn the Taquitos" (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 21 December 2015 23:11 (eight years ago) link
Now for something completely different (note: not sure I 'hate' it)
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/1931213_1686247144847161_589138225541931124_n.jpg?oh=6265c9bbde91e1703b26e8485084aebe&oe=570CBB09
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 21 December 2015 23:23 (eight years ago) link
ha those pussies
― balls, Monday, 21 December 2015 23:33 (eight years ago) link
Hard to tell who's moaning the most from what angle there but everyone in it deserves each other obv
― darraghmac, Tuesday, 22 December 2015 00:25 (eight years ago) link
what trope is that one on the lower right supposed to be
― global tetrahedron, Tuesday, 22 December 2015 00:26 (eight years ago) link
trope of "if not part of solution, part of problem"
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 22 December 2015 00:32 (eight years ago) link
I dont understand the "who's used a coffee pot like this" one. Its a regular espresso pot. Whats the meme/joke?
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Tuesday, 22 December 2015 01:49 (eight years ago) link
It's supposed to make us nostalgic for "old fashioned" coffee pots and all that goes with them, saluting the flag, beating your kids, etc.
― Bnad, Tuesday, 22 December 2015 01:59 (eight years ago) link
It's a percolator.
― mutually aquatinted (doo dah), Tuesday, 22 December 2015 02:09 (eight years ago) link
that allies one just sort of trails off into... something
― big WHOIS aka the nameserver (s.clover), Tuesday, 22 December 2015 04:04 (eight years ago) link
it kind of sounds like the person who made it thinks everything is terrible
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Tuesday, 22 December 2015 04:11 (eight years ago) link
needs a 9th panel depicting the discerning men of ilx
― gr8080, Tuesday, 22 December 2015 16:46 (eight years ago) link
if you adjust your angle of vision for optimal results there's not a soul on earth who won't profoundly disappoint you.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 22 December 2015 18:10 (eight years ago) link
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/909/051/6d2.jpg
― scott seward, Tuesday, 22 December 2015 21:46 (eight years ago) link
― Coombesbat 18 (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 22 December 2015 21:47 (eight years ago) link
that one is great
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Tuesday, 22 December 2015 22:00 (eight years ago) link
be careful what you wish for BITCH
― dynamicinterface, Tuesday, 22 December 2015 22:53 (eight years ago) link
"date that girl" is a rough draft of Taylor Swift's artist's statement circa "she wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts."
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 22 December 2015 23:01 (eight years ago) link
Who has used a coffe pot Like or Share this?
― Chewshabadoo, Wednesday, 23 December 2015 11:59 (eight years ago) link
So many of this type, but this one boils it down to its essentials.
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlp1/v/t1.0-9/12342372_194981660845897_8428713264030521470_n.jpg?oh=dfe237d61f1c4e9fba5275de519300da&oe=5709F9D1
― nickn, Thursday, 24 December 2015 04:59 (eight years ago) link
LOLLLLL
― Hadrian VIII, Thursday, 24 December 2015 11:49 (eight years ago) link
Wait is that two jesuses hugging?
― Hadrian VIII, Thursday, 24 December 2015 11:51 (eight years ago) link
the short one's a young woman. a man hugging jesus would be too gay
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 24 December 2015 17:40 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfl1/v/t1.0-9/10402685_988910721133734_8616972182687892350_n.jpg?oh=d08418ebbcdde4fb2e2c8a75a6ebbb7b&oe=56D65517
― big WHOIS aka the nameserver (s.clover), Thursday, 24 December 2015 17:53 (eight years ago) link
This Die Hard is a Christmas movie shit has got to stop
― Amira, Queen of Creativity (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 26 December 2015 13:34 (eight years ago) link
How about Invasion USA?
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 26 December 2015 16:43 (eight years ago) link
Die Hard isn't a christmas movie?
― niels, Sunday, 27 December 2015 13:16 (eight years ago) link
all movies are Christmas movies if you think about it
― curvy coombian coiffe (wins), Sunday, 27 December 2015 13:33 (eight years ago) link
except it's a wonderful life
do they even mention Christmas in that one, seem to recall it's just about that dudes life and whether it is wonderful or not wonderful
― curvy coombian coiffe (wins), Sunday, 27 December 2015 13:34 (eight years ago) link
oh it's wonderful
― niels, Sunday, 27 December 2015 15:27 (eight years ago) link
Not so wonderful for all them lads that die because of his shoddy tool parts
― Coombesbat 18 (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 27 December 2015 15:58 (eight years ago) link
Need an "if it was written by Dickens" thread
― The difficult earlier reichs (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 December 2015 16:26 (eight years ago) link
I have been meaning to rant about this Tony Jordan bullshit on the BBC but too much effort on the phone
― Coombesbat 18 (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 27 December 2015 16:37 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10322790_746871668790823_4797123967066782133_n.jpg?oh=e3238bc9e9c2ac0953c2948d11b14ddc&oe=5701044A
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Tuesday, 29 December 2015 11:57 (eight years ago) link
every 6 year-old ever
― Coombesbat 18 (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 29 December 2015 11:58 (eight years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CVMZqI6U4AA7Qpw.jpg
― niels, Tuesday, 29 December 2015 12:59 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/CiKI0f8.jpg
― Evan, Tuesday, 29 December 2015 16:03 (eight years ago) link
One more
http://i.imgur.com/GEC0je4.png
― Evan, Tuesday, 29 December 2015 16:23 (eight years ago) link
not the typical thread entry, but my father (not usually prone to cheeziness but fb seems to bring out the worst in him) posted this on facebook
https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/12373410_1160225974011323_4901773426796138971_n.jpg?oh=4a73e2b8d0a633224fc987731767844b&oe=56FCF4F8
his partner was really cold to my sisters and i when we saw them over christmas... got me worried
― flopson, Tuesday, 29 December 2015 16:40 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/936281_1124370760909121_3713623171474444494_n.jpg?oh=a7820ee2c6ad374f36fa2aa6f782b0ec&oe=570F542C
― how's life, Tuesday, 29 December 2015 16:52 (eight years ago) link
*shares*
― Amira, Queen of Creativity (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 29 December 2015 17:13 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/12196368_529517747210805_3699692238038034839_n.jpg?oh=2d61b1a2e560f454a979bfb9e4f08a84&oe=570D1035
― nomar, Tuesday, 29 December 2015 17:44 (eight years ago) link
I feel like Facebook memes might actually make me a supporter of the Kardashians after all.
― Bitch I'm in the 2112 (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 29 December 2015 18:14 (eight years ago) link
why choose sides when both are equally repugnant?
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 29 December 2015 18:24 (eight years ago) link
Fonzi isn't repugnant!
― Amira, Queen of Creativity (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 29 December 2015 19:31 (eight years ago) link
less Kardashian's what?
― nomar, Tuesday, 29 December 2015 19:33 (eight years ago) link
Paregnunt
― The difficult earlier reichs (darraghmac), Tuesday, 29 December 2015 20:32 (eight years ago) link
dude just walking around, getting really outraged over all the animal traps
― qualx, Tuesday, 29 December 2015 23:24 (eight years ago) link
venus fly trap one is such a labored joke, i mean these things always are but i mean... does anybody ever think any of those things about flies or bears or rats? kinda undermines the observational humor thing they're going for...
― Doctor Casino, important war pigeon (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 29 December 2015 23:31 (eight years ago) link
My sister is one of those middle-aged women who post tons of Aunty Acid macros (in between supporting-the-police ones whenever someone in Minneapolis has the audacity to do a Black Lives Matter protest).
― the nae naes have it (suzy), Wednesday, 30 December 2015 09:18 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlf1/v/t1.0-9/1909703_1082083041815387_7505024300766852867_n.jpg?oh=42a71985e4361a0f6c4762b593db0925&oe=56FEC58A
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 30 December 2015 23:08 (eight years ago) link
(Flopson, hope all okay re that situation. The idea expressed in that image - 'getting rid of toxic people' - is a pretty dangerous one ime, because usually people can't actually cut the alleged problem person out of their life, and just end up being cold and difficult to them)
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 30 December 2015 23:11 (eight years ago) link
idk some people seem to have had success cutting toxic ppl out of their lives
https://fkrbzm.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/0fb69-dexter_45b15d.jpg?w=400&h=250
― big WHOIS aka the nameserver (s.clover), Friday, 1 January 2016 10:46 (eight years ago) link
erm,
It really does become more and more like some kind of Up with People cult. (And don't make light of it.) They should consider a name change from Facebook to the Mike Curb Congregation.
― clemenza, Sunday, 3 January 2016 19:34 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-0/p526x296/12278788_1267477266601925_3002289743330527315_n.jpg?oh=e43c3eb4098131768485214c77485039&oe=571996E9
― schlep and back trio (anagram), Monday, 4 January 2016 08:24 (eight years ago) link
is there any overlap i have some leftover PTO
― qualx, Monday, 4 January 2016 08:35 (eight years ago) link
Mike 'Erb Congregation.
― Mark G, Monday, 4 January 2016 09:42 (eight years ago) link
beware of images you guys.
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10313387_694871497218688_715014244525385125_n.jpg?oh=93aa1da306df545f5f6d5e37d22858ba&oe=571264C4
― how's life, Monday, 4 January 2016 15:24 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/12049740_762562617206284_1682785688554429367_n.jpg?oh=71ed31826a8d8f2f23d441802bcf31ee&oe=570846E3
― how's life, Monday, 4 January 2016 16:53 (eight years ago) link
Most of us.
Or is that a UK thing?
― Mark G, Monday, 4 January 2016 16:56 (eight years ago) link
No. Pretty sure its all of us.
― UYD: Oxys, Percs, Vics, Addys, Rit-Dogs and Xannys (sunny successor), Monday, 4 January 2016 17:48 (eight years ago) link
Um, I can't.
But I don't see where to click to respond...this is a poll, right?
― Hadrian VIII, Monday, 4 January 2016 17:56 (eight years ago) link
Using "still" implies the "us" the macro is addressed to only includes those who could drive a manual transmission vehicle in the past. So, probably most such drivers could "still" drive one.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 4 January 2016 18:44 (eight years ago) link
quite.
My mum used to, but won't have a manual now.
― Mark G, Monday, 4 January 2016 18:56 (eight years ago) link
really trying to stay off facebook for a month wish me luck!
― Amira, Queen of Creativity (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 7 January 2016 14:33 (eight years ago) link
But you'll miss stuff like this!
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/l/t31.0-8/12473595_10153916573159255_8520023438343310278_o.jpg
― how's life, Thursday, 7 January 2016 14:47 (eight years ago) link
Hey guyz remember how music didn't have sexy girls or well-coordinated boy bands pre-1981?
Reminds me of how annoyed I am at this one:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-TLjxYXIxtKY/T0tK3Rl5ikI/AAAAAAAADcI/Sfdva1PI0Ls/s1600/425255_10150596921367138_500557137_9092003_1797553504_n.jpg
First, Sinatra didn't write that; Dorothy Fields did. He wrote almost no songs and certainly no standards.
Second, it's infuriatingly cherry-picked. Plenty of oldster records have stupid lyrics. Sinatra also sang "doo bee doo bee doo," for example. How about we talk about the genius of "lollipop, lollipop, oh lolly lolly lolly lollypop," and compare it to a relatively sophisticated, lyrically complex contemporary song?
Makes me want to go all contrarian on their ass and memeify something like "She loves you yeah, yeah, yeah" vs., I dunno, heck, "Ashes of American Flags" or something.
― ineluctable modality of the chewable (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 7 January 2016 14:57 (eight years ago) link
Do it
― Evan, Thursday, 7 January 2016 15:01 (eight years ago) link
Wake me up when September ends.
― Mark G, Thursday, 7 January 2016 15:02 (eight years ago) link
Frank could sing still "doo bee doo" and it would have a million times the artistry of Bieber singing, I dunno, "Ave Maria" or something
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 7 January 2016 15:04 (eight years ago) link
You should do a whole FB page of just that.
― how's life, Thursday, 7 January 2016 15:06 (eight years ago) link
When you've loved and lost the way Frank has, then you know what life's about.
-Tommy Pischedda
― Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Thursday, 7 January 2016 15:10 (eight years ago) link
Adam - yeah I know - I'd rather listen to Frank too. But it's still intellectually dishonest in a way I find irritating.
It's like comparing a 1926 Veuve Clicquot with a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 being shared by hobos outside 7-11, to prove that French wine is better than American wine.
You may still be correct in your conclusion, but it's a terrible way to make the argument.
― ineluctable modality of the chewable (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 7 January 2016 15:15 (eight years ago) link
You mean something like this, Mad Puffin?
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlp1/v/t1.0-9/1916685_199760047036003_4805993188853535341_n.jpg?oh=5d5b68b1330fc610c67de9f634057717&oe=57107BDA
― emil.y, Thursday, 7 January 2016 17:15 (eight years ago) link
Yes! Thanks.
― it takes the village people (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 7 January 2016 17:27 (eight years ago) link
― big WHOIS aka the nameserver (s.clover), Thursday, 7 January 2016 18:37 (eight years ago) link
haha very good
― Nhex, Thursday, 7 January 2016 21:50 (eight years ago) link
saved for later
― Spottie, Thursday, 7 January 2016 21:52 (eight years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bvgsu7XIIAA5brI.jpg
― global tetrahedron, Thursday, 7 January 2016 21:54 (eight years ago) link
so definitely not corny macro-related but i noticed that I'm starting to receive like official notifications from random shit I don't know about? Different from like spam friend requests, this is coming in the actual notifications icon at the top like "so and so added a photo" and I have no idea who or what they are and have no visible connection to thrm
― marcos, Friday, 8 January 2016 02:24 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/1009903_10153216189736512_7839691997094790894_n.jpg?oh=5230d9266e2e818cff50c6f4706086d5&oe=57136B27
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Friday, 8 January 2016 22:39 (eight years ago) link
they do, however, jam a ribbon to his ass with a thumbtack
― Copy rights, pleasing all star wars fans, hiring professionals. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 8 January 2016 22:53 (eight years ago) link
fuck that avocado wolf guy.
― Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Saturday, 9 January 2016 04:03 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/1914859_490881817780913_5101878060603774939_n.jpg?oh=0679d72eb42d5498070d0f8348569923&oe=573E04E7
― nomar, Saturday, 9 January 2016 06:16 (eight years ago) link
coleslaw in burned catcher's mitt?
― as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Saturday, 9 January 2016 06:57 (eight years ago) link
i love "fishy playground"
― billstevejim, Saturday, 9 January 2016 07:57 (eight years ago) link
great song indeed
― niels, Saturday, 9 January 2016 14:10 (eight years ago) link
my FB feed has been really going crazy with sad macros over the past day
― Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Saturday, 9 January 2016 18:30 (eight years ago) link
pass agg much?
https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/944960_1008736549186280_127917695755941006_n.jpg?oh=952c3ebc3cfdade04e0128f13965a7a7&oe=571553E7
― Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Saturday, 9 January 2016 18:31 (eight years ago) link
sorry for huge...
but how do you feel about communicating through Facebook?
https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/12509196_757939887673288_1177625129051802355_n.jpg?oh=f1c8080a9e61e0f7881d0162e4faced6&oe=5746B5A4
― Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Saturday, 9 January 2016 18:33 (eight years ago) link
would love to know the secret to making your macros look so shittyhttps://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/12009639_10154322535574062_5628568379201725834_n.jpg?oh=3625e36c7ea9caf4c64b253d0c4f373a&oe=570801E5
― Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Saturday, 9 January 2016 18:34 (eight years ago) link
I dunno, I think your comic sans is packed with 'zip-a-dee'
https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlf1/v/t1.0-9/1622169_10205734042458020_4928676461869321124_n.jpg?oh=b20f0e3f9432dfe6e3c10df156aec6a4&oe=5711446A
― Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Saturday, 9 January 2016 18:37 (eight years ago) link
daffy duck + graph paper = missing key to common sensehttps://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/12373363_1071181666332914_776944400253691698_n.jpg?oh=6243356dfbda2c6e7b380f0a4f16640f&oe=56FD327F
― Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Saturday, 9 January 2016 18:38 (eight years ago) link
makes it look like a sega master system game. that's simple common sense.
― Doctor Casino, important war pigeon (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 9 January 2016 19:06 (eight years ago) link
Fucking coffee memes, I swear I see at least one of those a day from the same four people who all apparently would be locked up for murder now without it.
Also kind of surprised at the lack of confederate flags at countryrebel.com, though this probably explains it:
"Inspire, pioneer and spread the country lifestyle and rebel spirit that make this the greatest nation in the world. Founded in San Diego, CA"
Nothing says "country lifestyle" like San Diego, right? My wife has a newspaper clipping on her office door from a couple years ago about a full-on brawl at a bar in rural-ass Idaho that was started when one group referred to another as "a bunch of Californians".
― joygoat, Saturday, 9 January 2016 22:13 (eight years ago) link
California country is awesome
http://www.panicstream.net/streams/creedence_clearwater_revival/1970_05_xx/ccr1.jpg
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 9 January 2016 22:20 (eight years ago) link
Get ready for this one:
https://wronghands1.files.wordpress.com/2016/01/abridged-classics.jpg
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 10 January 2016 07:27 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-9/12348046_10153513289464093_2407880232892870862_n.jpg?oh=3533c44065e47b24656ba64d380e4dd0&oe=57011EBE
― I'm melanomically challenged btw (wins), Sunday, 10 January 2016 10:53 (eight years ago) link
just lost my "true gentleman" badge
― niels, Sunday, 10 January 2016 11:24 (eight years ago) link
lol obviously you have to let the woman walk on the inside where there's a wall, women love walls and being near them
― qualx, Sunday, 10 January 2016 11:29 (eight years ago) link
you also have to let her walk on the more haphazardly patterned bricks as women delight in the sensation of chaos beneath their feet
― qualx, Sunday, 10 January 2016 11:32 (eight years ago) link
and why isn't he eating her out? selfish
women should walk on the inside so if there's a mugger in an alleyway the gentleman can use her as a human shield
― kinder, Sunday, 10 January 2016 13:25 (eight years ago) link
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 10 January 2016 16:13 (eight years ago) link
there's a better reason *punches man into oncoming traffic*
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 10 January 2016 16:16 (eight years ago) link
as a door-opening, chair moving, coat-taking-off southern gentleman, the "walk on the street side" struck me as undoable and obnoxious.the proper way to walk on that narrow of a street is single file btw.
― Copy rights, pleasing all star wars fans, hiring professionals. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 10 January 2016 16:19 (eight years ago) link
call the Oxford English Dictionary, we've broken this word case wide open
https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10644998_915034211906176_3287289020027414353_n.jpg?oh=3884f89bfd823358546a9672adbe6be4&oe=570E94B1
― Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Sunday, 10 January 2016 16:29 (eight years ago) link
it's true, she's a real tigress, rooooaaarrr!
https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/12308820_10154104400589578_6864821657055750430_n.jpg?oh=b761dbbda2ac9bd34d09725224a96990&oe=573F2DA3
― Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Sunday, 10 January 2016 16:31 (eight years ago) link
ain't it the troof, god how i hate her and what my life has become
― Copy rights, pleasing all star wars fans, hiring professionals. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 10 January 2016 16:32 (eight years ago) link
I'm covered with paw prints
― Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Sunday, 10 January 2016 16:35 (eight years ago) link
TIGER MONORAIL!
― Mark G, Sunday, 10 January 2016 16:51 (eight years ago) link
To be fair, most would struggle to ejaculate in that situation
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 10 January 2016 19:58 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xpt1/t51.2885-15/s320x320/e35/12338944_1531900490455187_2074166576_n.jpg
― qualx, Sunday, 10 January 2016 21:08 (eight years ago) link
http://www.thehypertexts.com/images/Princess-Diana.jpg
― Noodle Vague, Sunday, 10 January 2016 21:10 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-0/p480x480/12036660_10154032954361840_4866656649734056854_n.jpg?oh=5fc4acd4c388aa82e8f10aafbcf5cc39&oe=56FFC004
― schlep and back trio (anagram), Sunday, 10 January 2016 21:17 (eight years ago) link
And many murders.
― ledge, Sunday, 10 January 2016 21:20 (eight years ago) link
I bet they also would have had very few divorces if the couples had been forced to have their fingernails torn out with a pliers.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Sunday, 10 January 2016 21:27 (eight years ago) link
Isn't that castle ... you know who's?
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 10 January 2016 22:32 (eight years ago) link
I've done that thing where I've walked wall-side with a girl, and all of a sudden a car drove by and hit a puddle of water, and she became completely soaked, and all I could do was look at her and go 'oh yeah, that's a thing right? With the man and the street and all that...' We were drung. So I've learned my lesson. Or I should have, but I'm a slow learner, and I keep forgetting.
― Frederik B, Sunday, 10 January 2016 22:41 (eight years ago) link
Drunk.
Obv it is the man's obligation to be soaked by passing cars, never the woman's. This is because I forget why.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Sunday, 10 January 2016 22:47 (eight years ago) link
NV vvvmic
― Saoirse birther (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 January 2016 23:13 (eight years ago) link
the signaling in that books one is great -- "like if you don't read books, share if you think they're stupid"
― big WHOIS aka the nameserver (s.clover), Monday, 11 January 2016 00:35 (eight years ago) link
doorsheldforu
― gr8080, Monday, 11 January 2016 17:46 (eight years ago) link
― Saoirse birther (darraghmac), Monday, 11 January 2016 18:15 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/12552869_10153842869785682_4084149268684727945_n.jpg?oh=d1827b0ae08a12b84936df95012110f4&oe=5748671F
― Karl Malone, Monday, 11 January 2016 18:52 (eight years ago) link
goddamn it.
― jamchiraquai (how's life), Monday, 11 January 2016 18:53 (eight years ago) link
didn't carry the one there
― Copy rights, pleasing all star wars fans, hiring professionals. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 11 January 2016 18:56 (eight years ago) link
i didn't think it was possible, but the person who posted that included commentary that was even dumber than the image
― Karl Malone, Monday, 11 January 2016 18:56 (eight years ago) link
"Besides the fact that this person t0 do this would become the modern day H1tler causing hundreds of thousands of hom1cides, drug overdoses and greed with what certain people would do with the money. Not to mention it would be p0intless because prices would sky rocket to make it r3lative to the amount of money everyone has. 1 feel as if people that make these posts are living in a fantasy world. And probably dropped 0ut of school before learning about economics or human b3havior."
(slightly googl3pro0fed)
― Karl Malone, Monday, 11 January 2016 18:58 (eight years ago) link
I can't believe I didn't believe you that it was dumber.
― jamchiraquai (how's life), Monday, 11 January 2016 19:00 (eight years ago) link
you know, you'd THINK we could totally solve poverty in the U.S. with just 1.3 billion dollars. but when you think about it really hard, everyone would just go crazy with all of the free money and kill each other, so it doesn't work.
― Karl Malone, Monday, 11 January 2016 19:02 (eight years ago) link
i think it's worth trying anyway
― Copy rights, pleasing all star wars fans, hiring professionals. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 11 January 2016 19:11 (eight years ago) link
ok, full speed ahead. now we just have to convince whoever wins powerball to kindly distribute 4 dollars to every person in the country
― Karl Malone, Monday, 11 January 2016 19:15 (eight years ago) link
if every American received 4 dollars then buying one breakfast would be possible. not willing to live in that kind of America.
― brownie, Monday, 11 January 2016 19:21 (eight years ago) link
count me out
ok, if my calculations are correct, withholding brownie's money should add...around 4 million dollars to the total pool
― Karl Malone, Monday, 11 January 2016 19:22 (eight years ago) link
A thousandth of an inch is a derived unit of length in an inch-based system of units. Equal to 0.001 inches, it is normally referred to as a thou /ˈθaʊ/, a thousandth, or a mil.
doesn't seem that great a plan after all
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 11 January 2016 19:24 (eight years ago) link
once upon a time, there was a monetary unit equal to a tenth of a penny, called a mil.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 11 January 2016 19:34 (eight years ago) link
all we need to really do now is wait for the powerball to reach one quadrillion and that plan is totally actionable. if nobody picks the right number, that should be doable by 3516.
― Copy rights, pleasing all star wars fans, hiring professionals. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 11 January 2016 19:51 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/6914_166216423737556_7473440707855651295_n.jpg?oh=cd2b12e5a3653643edda0bd561d5fdaf&oe=573E6D44p
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 11 January 2016 20:58 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/6914_166216423737556_7473440707855651295_n.jpg?oh=cd2b12e5a3653643edda0bd561d5fdaf&oe=573E6D44
https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xpf1/t51.2885-15/e35/12501993_1498408397134498_1483942610_n.jpg
― marcos, Monday, 11 January 2016 21:47 (eight years ago) link
Bavid Dowie
― switching letters guy, Monday, 11 January 2016 21:49 (eight years ago) link
xp everyone in america would buy one breakfast and then kill someone with it
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 11 January 2016 21:53 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/62038_10151850815586345_1034369153_n.png?oh=d83cd30857ea33135baee500c65fd118&oe=570961CA
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 01:06 (eight years ago) link
― brownie, Monday, 11 January 2016 19:21 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
smdh
― Saoirse birther (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 01:09 (eight years ago) link
Everyone in America rushing to buy their four dollars worth of breakfast before the inevitable breakfast inflation that would occur as a result of everyone in America having four dollars to spend on a finite amount of breakfast would lead to scenes of considerable panic and almost certainly widespread outbreaks of violence.
Once it becomes apparent that the unfastbroken police force is woefully inadequate in addressing the issues presented by the nationwide hordes ravenous, the national guard are called in. The national guard are queueing at Denny's. The army? The army have gotten a hot tip from their network of quartermasters that the only bacon that's gonna be left in what remains of the one nation that was under God until approximately 7:02 this morning is stockpiled in military mess pantries- they're locking that shit down and aren't coming out this side of armageddon.
8am central time and the domino effect has already ensured that the bunkers are filled with the best and the brightest and the final units of cinnamon crunch to be found on the continental US. rumours abound in the (now underground) corridors of power that Hawaii has stockpiles long set aside for just such an eventuality, but attempts to reach the navy are futile. They've en masse mutinied and are converging on Belfast, having placed the largest advance order of ulster fry in history.
The airforce don't really eat breakfast as a rule, but seem content to watch everything crash and burn, in a dont-give-a-fuck-we're-the-airforce kind of way.
But yeah. Yeah, comrade brownie. You go ahead, buy everyone a breakfast. It's a free country, right? RIGHT?
― Saoirse birther (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 01:25 (eight years ago) link
I'm spending my $4 on crack
― Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 01:51 (eight years ago) link
lost me at belfast
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 12 January 2016 02:53 (eight years ago) link
"Disinfect doorknobs"?
― Copy rights, pleasing all star wars fans, hiring professionals. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 02:54 (eight years ago) link
Fuckin Mickey D's breakfast w/ OJ costs like $6.50 now. $4 can't even buy breakfast, thanks Obama.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 02:59 (eight years ago) link
man, just when i think i might as well unbookmark this thread because what can really be left to mine after all this time, thread delivers.
― Doctor Casino, important war pigeon (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 03:08 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-mrs1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/11140380_10155399178820717_3539021959052637129_n.jpg?oh=f58cbc60d35d60275f8664216267dbe8&oe=5743FD40
yeah, fuck other people.
― canoon fooder (dog latin), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 15:33 (eight years ago) link
This macro makes feel much better about all those times I whipped it out at Wal-Mart.
― Three Word Username, Tuesday, 12 January 2016 15:54 (eight years ago) link
― Nhex, Tuesday, 12 January 2016 16:38 (eight years ago) link
Comments under that chores one were terrifying
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 16:38 (eight years ago) link
And as to these 'don't ever feel bad about other people' ones ... what seems to be going on there is a grasping for a solution to a bad situation between people, but which would inevitably just cause its own bad situation. In other words for every 'don't feel bad about making other people unhappy' there's inevitably another one saying 'some people don't feel bad about making you unhappy'
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 16:42 (eight years ago) link
and hence the universe is balanced once more
― The Male Gaz Coombes (Neil S), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 16:44 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/12342667_10153719761122731_5576850723636790615_n.jpg?oh=0f1bd9cbd58ec674ab664f3b3ba42a0b&oe=56FC608E
― flopson, Tuesday, 12 January 2016 22:19 (eight years ago) link
''idillionaire''
― Doctor Casino, important war pigeon (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 22:25 (eight years ago) link
they see me rollin (late night for nothing)they hatin
― qualx, Wednesday, 13 January 2016 00:54 (eight years ago) link
phone calls are so "corny"
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Wednesday, 13 January 2016 12:13 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/12507482_1023124694377648_273321574117638715_n.jpg?oh=68545c2164b219e866e72342f61a1a05&oe=5704AAC6
it begins
― a moment on the streets, a lifetime in the sheets (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 13 January 2016 19:38 (eight years ago) link
So, when you pay for music the makers die?
― nickn, Wednesday, 13 January 2016 19:39 (eight years ago) link
was gonna post that one last night
― Spottie, Wednesday, 13 January 2016 19:43 (eight years ago) link
like the cunts that make memes like that didn't used to put MJ in the "enemies" tier
― i have measured out my life in Goffey, Coombes (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 January 2016 20:33 (eight years ago) link
don't think there's artist who will not be conscripted to the 'when music was REAL' side eventually
― soref, Wednesday, 13 January 2016 20:49 (eight years ago) link
we paid for music and we got this
https://www.singer22.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/NSYNC+PNG.png
you don't want to pay and u get
http://cdn2.pitchfork.com/tracks/13075/homepage_large.938ae5db.jpg
― big WHOIS aka the nameserver (s.clover), Wednesday, 13 January 2016 20:52 (eight years ago) link
We taped music fyi
― Saoirse birther (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 January 2016 21:09 (eight years ago) link
i was trying really hard to kill music via taping it but it didn't work
― i have measured out my life in Goffey, Coombes (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 January 2016 21:12 (eight years ago) link
is that... Father John Misty?
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 13 January 2016 21:15 (eight years ago) link
Sure is. Right after one of his trademark spin moves into a chair.
― Evan, Wednesday, 13 January 2016 21:40 (eight years ago) link
he looks like he owes back rent to someone
― j., Wednesday, 13 January 2016 21:44 (eight years ago) link
You don't want to pay, so you get this..http://www.slsknet.org/news/sites/default/files/slsk_bird.jpg
― calzino, Wednesday, 13 January 2016 22:02 (eight years ago) link
I can very easily imagine the clickhole version of this.
― Evan, Wednesday, 13 January 2016 22:03 (eight years ago) link
can someone redo it but with all 60s/70s serial killers at the top
― qualx, Thursday, 14 January 2016 01:31 (eight years ago) link
they don't have to be musicians but charles manson works
― qualx, Thursday, 14 January 2016 01:32 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/734904_892524277544071_3413492717899053972_n.jpg?oh=63f888441440ae8d2282b4479dd53c68&oe=573D389B
Mmmmkay...
― nickn, Thursday, 14 January 2016 05:19 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpl1/v/t1.0-9/12572944_10153235249386512_2826388777218592577_n.jpg?oh=24e26665f0e2b1671b5f3abc8d1022dc&oe=57099A0B
Cheaper?
― canoon fooder (dog latin), Thursday, 14 January 2016 12:33 (eight years ago) link
This whole thread could be populated by the dribblings of this Wolfe fuckwit.
― schlep and back trio (anagram), Thursday, 14 January 2016 13:24 (eight years ago) link
ugh, this variant has been popping up all over my FB feed:
https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-9/12553009_10153351735493499_4405341217192242638_n.jpg?oh=dbab2d1997cf74d82ff66dbe9fef976d&oe=570462CB
― Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Thursday, 14 January 2016 14:35 (eight years ago) link
Already linked upthread. But yeah, it doesn't make sense on so many levels!
― Evan, Thursday, 14 January 2016 17:03 (eight years ago) link
So nice of the artists on the bottom of that image to put their work out there without getting paid anything.
― it takes the village people (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 14 January 2016 17:39 (eight years ago) link
I like how it suggests that people in the past chose to pay for music out of some sort of moral obligation as if they had any other choice back then.
― woman in the dunes, Thursday, 14 January 2016 18:45 (eight years ago) link
my version would be the top pictures are neil young vinyl box sets, the bottom pictures a screen cap of my spotify streaming of the same album
― nomar, Thursday, 14 January 2016 18:47 (eight years ago) link
Inspiring artists such as Bowie and Lemmy, who reached out to millions with their authentic message of human warmth
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Friday, 15 January 2016 00:16 (eight years ago) link
give me your collateral you're not a loan
― big WHOIS aka the nameserver (s.clover), Friday, 15 January 2016 03:29 (eight years ago) link
OK these fucking "Tip Hero" recipe videos
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Friday, 15 January 2016 03:46 (eight years ago) link
lol I don't mind food/recipe videos but it always seems like the people who post them are people who don't ever actually cook.
― Roz, Friday, 15 January 2016 04:39 (eight years ago) link
they don't look like recipes for people who actually cook, and some of them are downright disgusting
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Friday, 15 January 2016 04:40 (eight years ago) link
that too. Pizza... in a cupcake!
― Roz, Friday, 15 January 2016 04:43 (eight years ago) link
it just seems like they're all like "FLOUR TORTILLA - BUTTER - SOUR CREAM - CHEDDAR CHEESE - OLIVE OIL - FOLD OVER AND DEEP FRY IN GOOSE FAT -- PREHEAT OVEN TO 350 -- GREASE ARTERIES WITH GHEE -- CHOPPED ONION -- PEPPER -- MORE FUCKING CHEESE..."
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Friday, 15 January 2016 04:49 (eight years ago) link
^ tasty
― balls, Friday, 15 January 2016 04:56 (eight years ago) link
https://36.media.tumblr.com/eac45ce2abdfac1252b3022ed3c6a4ea/tumblr_nx5q82dWAA1qls03po1_500.jpg
wow! facebook is terrifying
― qualx, Friday, 15 January 2016 06:27 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irrbuaiUMVw
hooooooly shit it all makes sense now
― qualx, Friday, 15 January 2016 06:30 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRIoV20cVR8
this is undeniably truthful just listen to the music
is there a thread for this stuff yet
― qualx, Friday, 15 January 2016 06:34 (eight years ago) link
haha that's hilarious, ten variations on 'how did biggie know the wtc would blow up???'
― balls, Friday, 15 January 2016 07:05 (eight years ago) link
a guy who spends his whole life playing with tigers gets mauled by a tiger, how unlikely
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Friday, 15 January 2016 07:10 (eight years ago) link
Facebook recipe videos are uniformly disgusting, so many weird throwback Betty Crocker Cookbook casseroles
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 15 January 2016 07:14 (eight years ago) link
the complete befuddlement at the newton is great also
― balls, Friday, 15 January 2016 07:14 (eight years ago) link
living on Buzzfeed recipes is my personal idea of hell
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 15 January 2016 07:15 (eight years ago) link
― balls, Friday, January 15, 2016 2:05 AM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
it's called predictive programming and it's very popular! among conspiracy theorists
this is a masterpiece:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1ULjJ3EqyY
― qualx, Friday, 15 January 2016 07:37 (eight years ago) link
my fave:
http://media.salon.com/2014/01/Supertramp-Breakfast-In-America-album-cover-3040331.jpg
― Agents, show the general out. (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 15 January 2016 11:15 (eight years ago) link
dgi
― Mark G, Friday, 15 January 2016 11:22 (eight years ago) link
oh, it sort of looks like a nine and a eleven, right?
― Mark G, Friday, 15 January 2016 11:23 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/12208600_430032203865487_5142826819347039792_n.jpg?oh=cd70ced779345d633af00ceb6a62f0d7&oe=57080BB2
― how's life, Friday, 15 January 2016 13:14 (eight years ago) link
http://www.radiotimes.com/uploads/635775654239133768-Master%201.jpeg
― kinder, Friday, 15 January 2016 13:18 (eight years ago) link
Why had the doctors dog not been in that surgery room before?
― Mark G, Friday, 15 January 2016 13:54 (eight years ago) link
he refused to scrub
― Copy rights, pleasing all star wars fans, hiring professionals. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 15 January 2016 15:16 (eight years ago) link
Was Jesus not on reception?
― Mark G, Friday, 15 January 2016 15:21 (eight years ago) link
Incredible
― tokyo rosemary, Friday, 15 January 2016 16:16 (eight years ago) link
can't think of a better thread for this nyer garbage offhand
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/01-14-16-rickman-1000.jpg
― clowns normy (wins), Friday, 15 January 2016 16:43 (eight years ago) link
Let's Win the New Yorker Caption Contest
― Copy rights, pleasing all star wars fans, hiring professionals. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 15 January 2016 16:45 (eight years ago) link
oh can we submit something
― clowns normy (wins), Friday, 15 January 2016 16:48 (eight years ago) link
"Thank Christ that motherfucker's dead. Drink up, kid."
― clowns normy (wins), Friday, 15 January 2016 16:49 (eight years ago) link
Why would the dog be afraid of going into a room it had never been in before anyway
― schlep and back trio (anagram), Friday, 15 January 2016 17:04 (eight years ago) link
I am sure the dog had analyzed the entire situation beforehand.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 15 January 2016 18:38 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-0/p235x350/10452386_165610443797550_6775936949185335870_n.jpg?oh=b2860f0d19229687b01c260e446e6d60&oe=5701D1F8
― how's life, Saturday, 16 January 2016 19:09 (eight years ago) link
i've eaten a load of their cookies if that counts
― i have measured out my life in Goffey, Coombes (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 16 January 2016 19:31 (eight years ago) link
will there be more discussion about "fishy playground?"
― billstevejim, Saturday, 16 January 2016 20:13 (eight years ago) link
http://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xpa1/t51.2885-15/s320x320/e35/12383296_1494821790824922_2026594696_n.jpgi was told by a woman today that hopefully, now that we've gotten through all these horrible celebrity deaths, the rest of the year will be easier.she called haggerty "the bear guy".
― Copy rights, pleasing all star wars fans, hiring professionals. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 17 January 2016 00:32 (eight years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CYyVU6pWQAAfbf0.jpg
― soref, Sunday, 17 January 2016 03:44 (eight years ago) link
like this large toddler that seeks to crush it
― qualx, Sunday, 17 January 2016 04:13 (eight years ago) link
Would you kill baby galactus?
― Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Sunday, 17 January 2016 04:15 (eight years ago) link
the galaxy's gentle giant
― Option ARMs and de Man (s.clover), Sunday, 17 January 2016 04:50 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/12540525_1735809336654079_4819797726963701589_n.jpg?oh=e627716165ad1eb48adae70165b9ce68&oe=570202F7
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 17 January 2016 18:15 (eight years ago) link
that's some weak-ass parenting advice
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 17 January 2016 18:20 (eight years ago) link
that's some weak as "viral" content to promote a dumb movie
― Option ARMs and de Man (s.clover), Sunday, 17 January 2016 18:27 (eight years ago) link
at least now people will start taking selfies with celebrities.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 17 January 2016 18:28 (eight years ago) link
thank fuck! didn't realise xp
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 17 January 2016 18:32 (eight years ago) link
those kids are not in that picture.
― Copy rights, pleasing all star wars fans, hiring professionals. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 17 January 2016 18:45 (eight years ago) link
will those kids even know who marky mark is?
― kinder, Sunday, 17 January 2016 19:05 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-0/s526x395/1472912_1782411788448539_3177959178447459285_n.jpg?oh=5a3a1a655af6f18e045c5e9b4c9529eb&oe=5749BB73
― schlep and back trio (anagram), Monday, 18 January 2016 08:15 (eight years ago) link
Racist hillbillies sure have come a long way
― Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Monday, 18 January 2016 13:57 (eight years ago) link
🗻
― UYD: Oxys, Percs, Vics, Addys, Rit-Dogs and Xannys (sunny successor), Wednesday, 20 January 2016 13:56 (eight years ago) link
I find it hard to believe that Bowie ever said this:
https://scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/12508818_1094924363898041_8112926939002504086_n.jpg?oh=1dd88da503eee2268325fec3f0876c78&oe=57421AEE
― schlep and back trio (anagram), Thursday, 21 January 2016 11:06 (eight years ago) link
i dunno, it seems plausible, just look how stern he is
― lazy rascals, spending their substance, and more, in riotous living (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 21 January 2016 11:31 (eight years ago) link
It seems to be genuine, found an old page: http://listography.com/3569925768/quotes/bowie
Where the original source is, I dunno.
― Mark G, Thursday, 21 January 2016 11:58 (eight years ago) link
o/t, but hearty lol @
I was going through all these books, and they were pouring out all over the floor, there were just mountains of books. And Nic (Roeg) was sitting there watching me and he said, “Your great problem, David, is that you don’t read enough.” And I didn’t even think it was funny until months later. I really thought he was serious. And I felt so depressed and I thought, “What else should I read?” It didn’t occur to me at the time that it was a joke.
― Agents, show the general out. (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 21 January 2016 12:59 (eight years ago) link
Heh, kinda freaked out by how that spiritual Bowie thing is supposed to be inspirational with that headline
― niels, Thursday, 21 January 2016 21:48 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/12541134_10205978147438750_8563123263419388248_n.jpg?oh=5f0b51e53454cc79e8c585cc8f943516&oe=57012A83
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Friday, 22 January 2016 00:27 (eight years ago) link
If actual kid okay, but it isn't, it's an adult
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Friday, 22 January 2016 00:28 (eight years ago) link
Lol @ legit Bowie quote
― badg, Friday, 22 January 2016 03:26 (eight years ago) link
people were a lot tougher in...1996?
https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/1935593_10204858285367001_7722976969294992503_n.jpg?oh=79710ed8cd1646833e268f1a7cce14b6&oe=56FC4B20
― scott seward, Saturday, 23 January 2016 19:35 (eight years ago) link
cranky old man status has apparently reached the 90's.
http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/277976/huge-blue-vagina-expected-to-cream-the-mid-atlantic/
haha omglolwtf it's shaped like a vagina
― nomar, Saturday, 23 January 2016 19:40 (eight years ago) link
"so people from D.C. to New York should do themselves a cervix and call it clits on any plans they may have had to eat out tonight."
― scott seward, Saturday, 23 January 2016 19:47 (eight years ago) link
".. And they called the wind Vagina...."
― Mark G, Saturday, 23 January 2016 21:25 (eight years ago) link
Haha, Boomers getting nervous.
http://i.imgur.com/Yo171fB.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 23 January 2016 22:05 (eight years ago) link
kill list
― microtone policing (wins), Saturday, 23 January 2016 22:13 (eight years ago) link
Who will be the last one standing? My money's on Steve Miller, but David Crosby may be the dark horse on this race.
― Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Saturday, 23 January 2016 22:24 (eight years ago) link
I guess Keith Richards isn't on the list because why even bother.
― pplains, Saturday, 23 January 2016 22:25 (eight years ago) link
Keith cannot be killed by conventional weapons
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 23 January 2016 22:31 (eight years ago) link
he's p old it's not unlikely he'll die soonish
― microtone policing (wins), Saturday, 23 January 2016 22:34 (eight years ago) link
that faux kid's letter one cardamon posted is fucking enraging
as a living human with an internet connection I take personal offence at being expected to buy it
― Skaciety (pronounced the way you'd pronounce society) (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 23 January 2016 23:43 (eight years ago) link
Patti Smith still not on that list then.
― Mark G, Sunday, 24 January 2016 00:31 (eight years ago) link
Show me a musician who isn't aging.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Sunday, 24 January 2016 04:24 (eight years ago) link
adjective: aging
1. (of a person) growing old; elderly. "looking after aging relatives"
― lute bro (brimstead), Sunday, 24 January 2016 04:25 (eight years ago) link
Internet lexicographers apparently eschew established lexicographic conventions.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Sunday, 24 January 2016 04:32 (eight years ago) link
that was taken directly from page 30 of the oxford dictionary of english third edition
― qualx, Sunday, 24 January 2016 04:56 (eight years ago) link
it is also what that word means
― qualx, Sunday, 24 January 2016 04:59 (eight years ago) link
few xps you can tell it's an adult because of the tech-based special pleading. as if a child wants to netflix and chill ffs
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 24 January 2016 19:11 (eight years ago) link
immigrants are awesome111 because they build neat apps
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 24 January 2016 19:13 (eight years ago) link
Leonard Cohen-81 is another notable omission.
― NWOFHM! Overlord (krakow), Sunday, 24 January 2016 19:19 (eight years ago) link
is this where I can complain about this "Be Like" meme?
― i;m thinking about thos Beans (Michael B), Sunday, 24 January 2016 19:38 (eight years ago) link
it's probably as good a place as any, but you've got to assume that it'll be all done by, say, Wednesday
― Jute Gazte (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 24 January 2016 19:45 (eight years ago) link
not enough soon
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 25 January 2016 00:35 (eight years ago) link
http://www.ultraimg.com/images/2016-01-25_153804.jpg
Been seeing a lot of this awful shit this week.
― Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 25 January 2016 15:39 (eight years ago) link
was going to post that yesterday. people are officially all nine years old now apparently.
― nomar, Monday, 25 January 2016 15:42 (eight years ago) link
what even are those
― pizza rolls are a food that exists (silby), Monday, 25 January 2016 17:14 (eight years ago) link
doesn't even have a fucking nose
― microtone policing (wins), Monday, 25 January 2016 17:16 (eight years ago) link
yea that shit is everywhere right now
― marcos, Monday, 25 January 2016 17:28 (eight years ago) link
reminds me of those bitstrips that were all over about a year ago, or maybe two years ago.
― nomar, Monday, 25 January 2016 18:17 (eight years ago) link
I think ISIS is now officially claiming credit for that one.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 25 January 2016 18:41 (eight years ago) link
the only good one of thesehttps://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t31.0-8/12628580_10156366459485063_6805851766239381265_o.jpg
― lute bro (brimstead), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 00:50 (eight years ago) link
http://www.instagram.com/p/BA7-UQ5MEb3/
― the late great, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 01:05 (eight years ago) link
At this point, I'm about done with the parody ones too.
― pplains, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 01:47 (eight years ago) link
fastest backlash cycle ever
― the late great, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 02:13 (eight years ago) link
I can't find the non-image thread:
From a friend -
"I took Stella to Chick-fil-A today. It's our normal daddy/daughter spot. It's clean, so good, and the playground has a tractor beam on her the moment she sees it. When we finished eating and she'd worked up her ice cream appetite playing with the other kids, we went back to trade in her toy for ice cream. She wanted to sit at a table to eat the cone (something we usually do in the truck), and I'm so glad she did. We took a booth right next to the spot where you wait for your drink to be "refreshed," and we had a front row seat to this beautiful scene: a homeless traveler had walked in and asked if they had any extra food. Mud was wet and caked on his well-traveled shoes. His hair was matted, and his beard wasn't a statement as much as it was a necessity and a sign that he doesn't get to shave as often as most of us do. People near him kept their distance, but that didn't stop him from being kind. He spoke to people who reluctantly spoke back, and he smiled while he waited on a manager. All I could pick up on of the conversation was manager saying that he'd love to give him a full, warm meal--not just scraps or extras--and the only thing he required was that the man let him pray with him. After the homeless man agreed, there was no waiting for things to die down, there was no scooting anyone to the side. As busy as they were, the manager stopped then and there, laid his hand on the man, and proceeded to pray. I heard the love in that prayer. The homeless man wasn't some untouchable stain on business. He was the reason that store opened its doors. I asked Stella to watch and she stared. She asked what was happening and when I told her, she bowed her head, too. I realized then and there that Chick-fil-A doesn't simply do business for profits, they truly use business to minister. In a time when companies are trying to win in the market by neutralizing any possibility of offense, CFA is thriving because they unwaveringly cling to their principles and purpose. I love teaching my daughter life lessons, and I also love being there to watch other Christians teach her life lessons. Thank you, Chick-fil-A, for taking care of the latter today."
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 06:59 (eight years ago) link
The worst thing about those fucking be like whoever memes, is how many of my friends have said "Its spooky how spot on the one I got was!".
― Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 08:35 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/12239496_439087846286733_988398894458410233_n.jpg?oh=9e907dc820265b38381b2f45500949ab&oe=56FE6F50
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 18:50 (eight years ago) link
lool that image
― Spottie, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 18:50 (eight years ago) link
is chick-fil-a any good? they don't really have them where i am.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 18:52 (eight years ago) link
apparently there are 4 in massachusetts. all in places i would never go to. including one in chic-o-pee.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 18:54 (eight years ago) link
its good if in the mood for chicken sandwich
― Spottie, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 19:13 (eight years ago) link
http://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/12065664_1008919949130544_1519722557949182125_n.jpg%3Foh%3D9c53b5d644c7cea35cf0b34b29b28b7a%26oe%3D5725423D
― ulysses, Thursday, 28 January 2016 15:32 (eight years ago) link
https://40.media.tumblr.com/ba4598f11227d916f4f39c2be69399f5/tumblr_o1kpcdGHuX1qb5gkjo1_1280.jpg
― painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Friday, 29 January 2016 13:34 (eight years ago) link
definitely a meme Bob for this meme
― Gaz upon my works ye mighty, and despair (Neil S), Friday, 29 January 2016 13:43 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/12494874_1966606890231277_1925427296736654321_n.jpg?oh=91f1456d2c2671dd191b22e231833d1b&oe=5746BC94
So many variations of this one come through every couple of weeks or so.
― how's life, Sunday, 31 January 2016 11:48 (eight years ago) link
I cannot be bought
― canoon fooder (dog latin), Sunday, 31 January 2016 12:15 (eight years ago) link
A friend of a friend posted this, they dont seem to be joking.
https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlf1/v/t1.0-9/12642560_964775770224337_655962491173623193_n.jpg
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Sunday, 31 January 2016 13:05 (eight years ago) link
This -
http://i.imgur.com/FIrx1ox.jpg
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Sunday, 31 January 2016 13:08 (eight years ago) link
― how's life, Sunday, 31 January 2016 14:16 (eight years ago) link
maybe remind them who was prez while the greatest generation was fighting "socialism"
― balls, Sunday, 31 January 2016 17:33 (eight years ago) link
Ok that's infuriating
― petulant dick master (silby), Sunday, 31 January 2016 19:01 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash2/v/t1.0-9/10945007_890299631020548_1125972722705323487_n.png?oh=b80d081feb09f0df42ccbaa087e1d050&oe=5746868B
Too obscure for me, man.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 1 February 2016 02:35 (eight years ago) link
oh wait, that was tagged with "Can anyone guess the movie?!"
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 1 February 2016 02:36 (eight years ago) link
it's a ref to Shaun of the dead. and also stupid.
― Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Monday, 1 February 2016 07:59 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/12642809_1049278528467540_2374774230949258780_n.jpg?oh=3216f31d70df5b659b260911834b29c8&oe=573D029A
― how's life, Monday, 1 February 2016 14:26 (eight years ago) link
according to this I'm god of nothing, I'm good with that
― Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Monday, 1 February 2016 15:18 (eight years ago) link
I got god of anime.
http://i357.photobucket.com/albums/oo16/real_088/sad%20anime%20couple/sad-girl-in-snow.jpg
― how's life, Monday, 1 February 2016 15:20 (eight years ago) link
OK EVERYBODY.
― pplains, Monday, 1 February 2016 15:21 (eight years ago) link
YOU'RE JUST AS GUILTY AS YOUR FACEBOOK FRIENDS IF YOU'RE GOING TO DO THIS.
https://scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/20618_990203794369416_5467001036078033977_n.png?oh=5ad9347b829a2b5ba4bc07a0223426b2&oe=5738A5B3
OK I "shared" it, now what?
― schlep and back trio (anagram), Monday, 1 February 2016 15:37 (eight years ago) link
now you are old
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 1 February 2016 15:43 (eight years ago) link
Fun fact: shillings and florins were still in circulation, being accepted interchangeably with new 5p and 10p pieces, until the early 90s, when the latter coins were reduced in size.
― Agents, show the general out. (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 1 February 2016 17:39 (eight years ago) link
i have some of those old pennies, some of which are over 100 years old. they are beasts.
― koogs, Monday, 1 February 2016 17:45 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/12573875_1272047056145153_7705157513416069654_n.jpg?oh=67a7b1a84675ce751aea2adc9a2e38b6&oe=576EC52C
Shared by a notgay.
― how's life, Monday, 1 February 2016 17:49 (eight years ago) link
joke's on you dad, they're gay too
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 1 February 2016 18:01 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/07cTpjz.jpg
― gr8080, Monday, 1 February 2016 18:07 (eight years ago) link
ooooh yeah baby take it off wait whaaAAAAAAA
― the thirteenth floorior (Doctor Casino), Monday, 1 February 2016 18:10 (eight years ago) link
took if off
― schlep and back trio (anagram), Monday, 1 February 2016 18:24 (eight years ago) link
lizard people. they are everywhere.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 1 February 2016 18:53 (eight years ago) link
hoo boy, I like this one
https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/12662668_856623494448115_3616097685562079768_n.jpg?oh=5112b73d215bcd9a6e58c615e8fafac9&oe=5725C435
― frogbs, Monday, 1 February 2016 19:26 (eight years ago) link
― how's life, Monday, 1 February 2016 19:30 (eight years ago) link
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 1 February 2016 20:48 (eight years ago) link
cool rationalization there
― Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Monday, 1 February 2016 21:00 (eight years ago) link
tbf I forgot about that Gaia thingy parody page until just now and I was repping for it somewhere upthread
― Skaciety (pronounced the way you'd pronounce society) (DJ Mencap), Monday, 1 February 2016 21:07 (eight years ago) link
i think they had to shut the original page down... i bet whoever runs it gets plenty of death threats and whatnot
― global tetrahedron, Monday, 1 February 2016 21:10 (eight years ago) link
92 likes, 1170 comments, 1041 shares, that's a pretty crazy ratio
― frogbs, Monday, 1 February 2016 21:27 (eight years ago) link
Wait I dont think I get that last one. Is it having a crack at soldiers?
― Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 00:53 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/12644924_10153267713731512_2094546014481171773_n.jpg?oh=c0c97c571c514abbdcb32647cdc29e6b&oe=573626E2
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 11:58 (eight years ago) link
banana peels all over the shiny grocery store floor
David Avocado Wolfe has a horse in this particular race though
― Gaz upon my works ye mighty, and despair (Neil S), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 12:22 (eight years ago) link
Hang on a sec - that logo is the Woolworths supermarket chain. In Australia.
― Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Wednesday, 3 February 2016 01:43 (eight years ago) link
And no, they dont give away free fruit for kids afaik.
WOOLIES’ “free fruit for kids” initiative has backfired, with shoppers complaining the basket of apples and bananas is unhygienic.
― qualx, Wednesday, 3 February 2016 06:58 (eight years ago) link
trayce a bunch of people pointed that out on the comments to the picture too!
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Wednesday, 3 February 2016 12:21 (eight years ago) link
lol @ them citing a reddit commenter in that story
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Wednesday, 3 February 2016 12:22 (eight years ago) link
also it makes me irrationally angry when people say "little one" idk why
Yeah, also when TV chefs call vegetables "bad boys"
― Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 3 February 2016 13:21 (eight years ago) link
I think "little ones" is an good phrase because they are little and they are also ones, but do TV chefs really do that? That is hilarious.
― how's life, Wednesday, 3 February 2016 13:50 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/12552720_1277290105620848_7860757618906139345_n.jpg?oh=1e34e392713fbdf1d82e30194a6692ab&oe=576E289A
― how's life, Wednesday, 3 February 2016 14:14 (eight years ago) link
I wish it were socially acceptable to be an evil Tory posho every---oh wait.
― emil.y, Wednesday, 3 February 2016 14:33 (eight years ago) link
getting the piss taken out of you by your 17 year-old peers isn't really anything to do with social acceptability tbh
― Chikan wa akan de. Zettai akan de. (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 3 February 2016 17:28 (eight years ago) link
40-year-old peers, in this case.
― how's life, Wednesday, 3 February 2016 18:20 (eight years ago) link
i figure if you want to be a 40 year-old goth nobody's really gonna tell you that's unacceptable
― Chikan wa akan de. Zettai akan de. (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 3 February 2016 18:57 (eight years ago) link
Yeah theres more than a few round our way even in this day and age (tho much less than used to be)
― Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Thursday, 4 February 2016 00:32 (eight years ago) link
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/cb/9f/15/cb9f15e5494e95c79311f1b4a2db632b.jpg
remember this for the rest of your lives
― qualx, Saturday, 6 February 2016 06:10 (eight years ago) link
It's true, whenever I talk lots of shaving cream always goes everywhere and people are always having a go at me for it.
― mirostones, Saturday, 6 February 2016 07:59 (eight years ago) link
the trick to being a good teacher is to append every imparted truth with "remember this for the rest of your lives" otherwise they might not
― ogmor, Saturday, 6 February 2016 09:13 (eight years ago) link
if you're a ten year old who earnestly tries to put shaving foam back into the container through the nozzle you're going to find life a struggle whether or not you speak overly hastily
― drive me to a girly rave (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 6 February 2016 10:07 (eight years ago) link
"One time, my fifth grade teacher led a donkey into the classroom and fed it a creamed corn casserole. I have remembered that moment for the rest of my life."
― pplains, Saturday, 6 February 2016 16:24 (eight years ago) link
you can't unfeed a donkey
― Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Saturday, 6 February 2016 16:37 (eight years ago) link
"you were so consumed with pointlessly making a mess that you didn't realize the mess you were making"
― jmm, Saturday, 6 February 2016 16:38 (eight years ago) link
must go through a lot of janitors in that school
― gaz coombes? yo he don't got NUTHIN ta prove! (Neanderthal), Saturday, 6 February 2016 21:32 (eight years ago) link
It is kind of a shame people put the kibosh on the free fruit thing, is it really that unhygienic? Aren't all the fruits usually just on an open shelf anyway? + for some reason I myself relate to the squeezy toothpaste and shaving foam
Meanwhile:
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/12705303_484973951704536_2580623356445012015_n.jpg?oh=463541e4563a4b45f649baadae3b21a3&oe=572B78B3
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Thursday, 11 February 2016 13:15 (eight years ago) link
llamaJamaican
― frogbs, Thursday, 11 February 2016 13:46 (eight years ago) link
White people linking to that "White people can't talk about Beyonce" blog written by a white person
― Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 11 February 2016 17:47 (eight years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CbBQJv8WcAAq4Co.jpg:large
― Gaz upon my works ye mighty, and despair (Neil S), Friday, 12 February 2016 14:35 (eight years ago) link
^ I kinda like that one, so sue me
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 12 February 2016 19:09 (eight years ago) link
"Reading Cliffs Notes is knowing that..."
― the thirteenth floorior (Doctor Casino), Friday, 12 February 2016 19:12 (eight years ago) link
ugh being a "but Frankenstein was the monster ahhh do you see" person is only 0.000001% less basic than being a "Frankenstein was the name of the scientist actually" person smh
― offshore syntax maven (wins), Friday, 12 February 2016 19:16 (eight years ago) link
You know who the real monster was? The monster.
*sues aimless*
― offshore syntax maven (wins), Friday, 12 February 2016 19:17 (eight years ago) link
next-level wisdom is knowing that the reader is the monster
― Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Friday, 12 February 2016 19:23 (eight years ago) link
Please don't refresh this page. There's a monster at the end of this thread!
― pplains, Friday, 12 February 2016 19:44 (eight years ago) link
agree that dr. frankenstein was a monster for giving his monster the same name as him, i hate when ppl do that to their kids.
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 12 February 2016 21:20 (eight years ago) link
it's a ref to Shaun of the dead. and also stupid.― Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Monday, February 1, 2016 1:59 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Monday, February 1, 2016 1:59 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Seriously thought that meme was referring to the royal family.
― It's dummy on dummy crime (sunny successor), Friday, 12 February 2016 23:42 (eight years ago) link
also, that that isn't the monster in that pic.
― Mark G, Saturday, 13 February 2016 00:08 (eight years ago) link
Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein is a dinosaur.
― the thirteenth floorior (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 13 February 2016 00:15 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-9/1660226_10153031662151605_3671052957882086090_n.png?oh=a70faedbb027321b7984b2295a600467&oe=572A1438
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Saturday, 13 February 2016 00:38 (eight years ago) link
I admit, macros like that do make me question whether there's a God or not.
― pplains, Saturday, 13 February 2016 00:56 (eight years ago) link
wflatheism
― kinder, Saturday, 13 February 2016 13:25 (eight years ago) link
Don't know what you could have against waffles for dyslexic people
― tsrobodo, Saturday, 13 February 2016 14:47 (eight years ago) link
Luftwaffles
― uptown garfunkel (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 13 February 2016 17:30 (eight years ago) link
thanks for settin us straight as to the real purpose of FB
http://i65.tinypic.com/261nklc.jpg
― gaz coombes? yo he don't got NUTHIN ta prove! (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 February 2016 22:43 (eight years ago) link
has anyone else been seeing that video of a guy dancing with the caption "THIS GUY FOUND THE BEST CURE FOR THE FEBRUARY BLUES"
it is the worst video of all time and i hate him
― qualx, Friday, 19 February 2016 02:02 (eight years ago) link
https://www.facebook.com/askmen/videos/10153464878603723/
― qualx, Friday, 19 February 2016 02:03 (eight years ago) link
excuse me men i have a question
is murder still technically illegal if it's on this guy
― qualx, Friday, 19 February 2016 02:04 (eight years ago) link
that motherfucker reminds me of the hipster douchebag who lives downstairs from me
― wizzz! (amateurist), Friday, 19 February 2016 02:13 (eight years ago) link
Ugh. The tone of that political posts one is precisely why about half a dozen of my friends are hidden from my feed. The self-righteousness was turning my hair grey.
― Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Friday, 19 February 2016 02:20 (eight years ago) link
the same people who post the political one are people who post the false meme suggesting "THIS PIC IS OF BERNIE SANDERS MARCHING ON WASHINGTON" and other dubious crap.
or spamming 700 HuffPo or Occupy Democrat links per day with no additional comment to suggest they actually opened/read what it is they're posting.
― gaz coombes? yo he don't got NUTHIN ta prove! (Neanderthal), Friday, 19 February 2016 04:56 (eight years ago) link
Yep exackry.
― Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Friday, 19 February 2016 05:26 (eight years ago) link
my Feed is pretty much the equivalent of a telephone pole covered with really shitty stupid flyers these days anyway tho so.....
― gaz coombes? yo he don't got NUTHIN ta prove! (Neanderthal), Friday, 19 February 2016 05:33 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfl1/v/t1.0-9/12745853_1173006806050593_6387168990612781195_n.jpg?oh=fbe8e67fe04753252c0406d39713db98&oe=5725B4AC
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 19 February 2016 15:20 (eight years ago) link
― how's life, Friday, 19 February 2016 15:21 (eight years ago) link
The conservatives on my timeline are usually pretty quiet about their politics, but they all seemed to think that this one was hot shit yesterday.
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfl1/v/t1.0-9/12715676_1065034536850680_7525000555398042402_n.jpg?oh=f3e5d42072ae7a31fb1fc0d7f1dbeb22&oe=57690B23
― how's life, Friday, 19 February 2016 15:22 (eight years ago) link
Enough to believe that an ellipsis only has two periods!
― pplains, Friday, 19 February 2016 19:17 (eight years ago) link
tell me again how taxes work
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 19 February 2016 19:23 (eight years ago) link
why is "Occupy Democrats" so bad at memes?
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlp1/v/l/t1.0-9/12742506_1070228783070175_7625581445353043665_n.png?oh=e10f56d1380482b7ef25a377d7f74195&oe=576F751C
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Friday, 19 February 2016 19:27 (eight years ago) link
great txt/photo combo
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 19 February 2016 19:27 (eight years ago) link
*shoots at fish in barrel and misses*https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpl1/v/t1.0-9/12728866_1070099796416407_9088176768264123018_n.jpg?oh=befb78dc807cbabdfe77e98871907db4&oe=5757D46B
Do they even know what "federal lawsuit" means, let alone what "hypocrite" means?
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Friday, 19 February 2016 19:30 (eight years ago) link
oh man the only thing worse than zinging MADE YOU THINK memes are ones that try for it but don't really get the rhythm/pacing of the genre.
― shandemonium padawan (Doctor Casino), Friday, 19 February 2016 19:39 (eight years ago) link
"You have a problem with Hillary's secret emails, but Donald Trump has been sued a lot and I don't hear you talking about that! Boom!"
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Friday, 19 February 2016 19:42 (eight years ago) link
Occupy Democrats are the worst.
― gaz coombes? yo he don't got NUTHIN ta prove! (Neanderthal), Saturday, 20 February 2016 00:51 (eight years ago) link
"No, that was wonderful. I love being reduced to a cultural stereotype."
"Right, I'm a bigot, I know, but for the left."
http://www.solveisraelsproblems.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Woody-Allen-and-Carol-Kane-620x310.jpg
― fame / makes a man think things over / baby remember my name (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 20 February 2016 01:10 (eight years ago) link
Basically FB in '16 is a smattering of smelly people trying to force hastily-cobbled pamphlets into your hands
― gaz coombes? yo he don't got NUTHIN ta prove! (Neanderthal), Saturday, 20 February 2016 01:14 (eight years ago) link
have you ever met a person this intersting
http://i68.tinypic.com/14xey3r.png
― • (sleepingbag), Saturday, 20 February 2016 19:44 (eight years ago) link
I have a teenage niece who has an inspirational sign in her bedroom that says, "Nothing ever happens if you stay in your room." It's a lyric from a Rachel Platten song.
My wife and I saw this and both had the same thought: "That sounds nice! Where do I sign up?"
― ts: political polarization vs. amy poehlerization (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 20 February 2016 19:48 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKaijlTs2Ns
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 20 February 2016 19:57 (eight years ago) link
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-bvbxkfNo1UI/VstBOZ-jerI/AAAAAAAA64g/hYnd0J-d924/w506-h930/16%2B-%2B1
― Option ARMs and de Man (s.clover), Tuesday, 23 February 2016 14:24 (eight years ago) link
Teacher lied: He/she did know.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 23 February 2016 14:25 (eight years ago) link
All prayers needed right now. If I don't see your name, I'll understand. May I ask my family and friends wherever you might be, to kindly copy and paste this status for one hour to give a moment of support to all of those who have family problems, health struggles, job issues, worries of any kind and just needs to know that someone cares? Do it for all of us, for nobody is immune. I hope to see this on the walls of all my family and friends just for moral support. I know some will!!! I did it for a friend and you can too.
― the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Tuesday, 23 February 2016 14:32 (eight years ago) link
If I don't see your name, I'll understand
I find this part weirdly ominous.
― the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Tuesday, 23 February 2016 14:33 (eight years ago) link
My day to day life is pretty much easy street and I have zero capacity for empathy
― Agents, show the general out. (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 23 February 2016 14:58 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/BL0rRq0.jpg
― crüt, Tuesday, 23 February 2016 15:19 (eight years ago) link
#TheSkepDick
― crüt, Tuesday, 23 February 2016 15:21 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/1557631_10201481866884334_6238994833644067408_n.jpg?oh=fb12cbab3af75e14dc51672bca1ecae9&oe=57277AF6
― how's life, Tuesday, 23 February 2016 17:58 (eight years ago) link
I've got no idea who I am. So pretty accurate
― Szechuan TV (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 23 February 2016 18:19 (eight years ago) link
I'm amused by this guy's silent disapproval splitscreen facebook schtickhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSmjWur0C3k
― ulysses, Tuesday, 23 February 2016 18:54 (eight years ago) link
SIIIIIICK BUUUUUUUURN OBAMA!https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cb7BIcYW4AIC9Bx.jpg
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Tuesday, 23 February 2016 19:43 (eight years ago) link
http://www.businessinsider.com/stefanie-williams-response-to-yelp-employee-talia-jane-2016-2
Now a 36 year old's getting in on the action
https://medium.com/listen-to-my-story/36-year-old-destroys-29-year-old-millennial-who-ripped-25-year-old-yelp-employee-who-got-fired-aa91972dedff#.a90bbbrsq
― badg, Thursday, 25 February 2016 19:10 (eight years ago) link
damn now we need a 42 year old to weigh in.
― Frobisher, Thursday, 25 February 2016 22:35 (eight years ago) link
or a 3,000 year old https://medium.com/open-betters/an-open-letter-to-the-36-year-old-who-destroyed-the-29-year-old-millennial-who-ripped-the-25-year-98b79c905788
― Option ARMs and de Man (s.clover), Friday, 26 February 2016 07:25 (eight years ago) link
Where's Burl Ives when you need him?
― Mark G, Friday, 26 February 2016 08:13 (eight years ago) link
to which thread do i post about the recent scourge of cooking videos?
i recently saw one for "mickey mouse cupcakes" where the first two steps were "have baked cupcakes" and "have icing"
― qualx, Saturday, 27 February 2016 08:04 (eight years ago) link
skepdick religion one irritates me largely because of the diction, 'cool'/'not cool' 'simple dude, cool or not cool, okley dokley'
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Saturday, 27 February 2016 16:09 (eight years ago) link
https://www.facebook.com/BuzzFeedFood/videos/1103124839700741/?fref=nf
seriously?? shitty grilled cheese with pepperoni!
― qualx, Monday, 29 February 2016 07:22 (eight years ago) link
i hate the internet and everything we have become
― qualx, Monday, 29 February 2016 07:23 (eight years ago) link
lil wayne liked it
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Monday, 29 February 2016 12:05 (eight years ago) link
he also thinks cough medicine is a dinner beverage
― you are no man. take the balls. (Neanderthal), Monday, 29 February 2016 13:29 (eight years ago) link
LEGENDARY
https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-9/12791020_1168216993202446_4729871455068240275_n.jpg?oh=353509ccf7a16738e8bbad615ec8f410&oe=575EA59A
― flopson, Monday, 29 February 2016 17:21 (eight years ago) link
http://www.kappit.com/img/pics/201602_1046_dbghe.png
― rock me, I'm a deist (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 29 February 2016 17:27 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/12234854_1696385123925556_2775402922054285584_n.jpg?oh=24508f3a650d67a870946034ff9022f0&oe=57519841
― nomar, Tuesday, 1 March 2016 00:18 (eight years ago) link
That secondary font is horrific
― robbie ca$hflo (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 00:46 (eight years ago) link
Got the "theirs" right, but missed on "to."
― nickn, Tuesday, 1 March 2016 00:55 (eight years ago) link
Loyality tho
― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 01:02 (eight years ago) link
i feel so blessed that i see none of these things on my FB wall
― wizzz! (amateurist), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 02:27 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/d9bFqIz.png
I know if there's one thing I wouldn't be able to survive, it's that +38.
― pplains, Tuesday, 1 March 2016 03:41 (eight years ago) link
wait Americans say "tuck shop"? lol
― drive me to a girly rave (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 08:01 (eight years ago) link
Oh, I see those all the time, with a ton of likes and "lol so true!" comments. It's bullshit. Kids totally got run over and sick and ill and died and stuff when I was a kid. And some of them were fat. But you can't point that out to faux nostalgia nuts.
Also without fail every week there's someone who will post a picture of kids playing in the street and go on about what a shame it is that kids don't play in the street any more. Clearly never been in my street where you can't move for the wee fuckers. And I bet they'd be the first to complain if they couldn't drive their car down the road for kids kicking a football around in their way. Kids today, no respect memes would be replacing kids today, don't know how to enjoy themselves ones.
― ailsa, Tuesday, 1 March 2016 08:55 (eight years ago) link
i thought of those pictures this morning walking past the local school which has a security turnstile for a front gate...
― koogs, Tuesday, 1 March 2016 09:44 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t31.0-8/12771740_973537299395993_6416243171924532987_o.png
Assuming this is a real comment and not something made up by 'RealFarmacy.com'(?), has Dave Grohl always been this much of a grumpy old curmudgeon?
Lots of good comments underneath including:'I find there's more visual boring girls with them trying to let it all hang out no talent, I love musicians story tellers, I'm sick and tired of the same looking girls and guysShow no individual talent it's more aboutDressing up without talentWe crave for people who can play instruments and good songwriters.Bands please come back.Sick of the dull and monotonous.''
― draxx them sklounst (dog latin), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 10:18 (eight years ago) link
a) always assume comments are falsely attributedb) Grohl is President Grumpy Old Curmudgeon
― Szechuan TV (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 10:27 (eight years ago) link
I must agree that if the number one song was about my butt, it would be a problem.
― draxx them sklounst (dog latin), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 10:37 (eight years ago) link
I rode my bike without a helmet or supervision and I got run over by a bus and killed, and am typing this as the ghost of a child
― Agents, show the general out. (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 11:05 (eight years ago) link
why oh why do today's ghost children spend so much time on the internet? in my day we were always out haunting people
― Szechuan TV (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 11:07 (eight years ago) link
'I don't want you kids playing around that minefield any more'
― draxx them sklounst (dog latin), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 11:29 (eight years ago) link
'You stay away from that Ghost Farm, you here?'
we would always be feasting on the souls of the living but you never saw any fat ghosts
― Szechuan TV (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 11:33 (eight years ago) link
bike paths? where is this, red China?
― Gaz upon my works ye mighty, and despair (Neil S), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 11:40 (eight years ago) link
my parents forced me to cycle exclusively on dual carriageways. Never did me no harm.
― Gaz upon my works ye mighty, and despair (Neil S), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 11:41 (eight years ago) link
what is even that about leftover roast chicken? is that a thing?
― draxx them sklounst (dog latin), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 11:43 (eight years ago) link
Yeah that's weird. But what is a tuckshop?
― Hadrian VIII, Tuesday, 1 March 2016 12:41 (eight years ago) link
A tuck shop is a small, food-selling retailer.[1] It is a term principally used in the UK, Ireland, Grenada, South Africa, New Zealand, Jamaica, Sri Lanka, Australia, Pakistan, and occasionally in other parts of the former British Empire.[2] In New South Wales, the term is interchangeable with the word canteen.When the tuck shop is in a school, it is frequently the only place (other than the school canteen) where monetary transactions can be made. As such, particularly in the UK, they often sell items of stationery too, although food is still their primary source of income and customers. In Australia at both youth clubs and schools the tuck shop is mainly staffed by volunteers from the community, which may include students, parents and, in the case of clubs, members. The term is also used in Indian boarding schools. In Canada, summer camps often have tuck shops for the same reason, to allow campers to buy small items while away from home.
A tuck shop is a small, food-selling retailer.[1] It is a term principally used in the UK, Ireland, Grenada, South Africa, New Zealand, Jamaica, Sri Lanka, Australia, Pakistan, and occasionally in other parts of the former British Empire.[2] In New South Wales, the term is interchangeable with the word canteen.
When the tuck shop is in a school, it is frequently the only place (other than the school canteen) where monetary transactions can be made. As such, particularly in the UK, they often sell items of stationery too, although food is still their primary source of income and customers. In Australia at both youth clubs and schools the tuck shop is mainly staffed by volunteers from the community, which may include students, parents and, in the case of clubs, members. The term is also used in Indian boarding schools. In Canada, summer camps often have tuck shops for the same reason, to allow campers to buy small items while away from home.
― how's life, Tuesday, 1 March 2016 12:46 (eight years ago) link
HOW DID WE SURVIVE
5. Our only "tuck shop" was called the School Store.
― how's life, Tuesday, 1 March 2016 12:47 (eight years ago) link
Ah, thanks!
― Hadrian VIII, Tuesday, 1 March 2016 13:18 (eight years ago) link
I almost feel like Grohl is being made more grumpy than he is! He's this weird rockist thing ppl project things onto
― robbie ca$hflo (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 13:26 (eight years ago) link
That's an honest Grohl quote.
https://www.redbulletin.com/uk/en/culture/dave-grohl-exclusive
He doesn't always come off that rockist though. I remember from his Maron interview he had a digression about how he liked disco.
― how's life, Tuesday, 1 March 2016 13:41 (eight years ago) link
Re.: faux nostalgia nuts, I like the term "pastopians."
Any "in my day, we only had three TV channels" stuff automatically triggers thoughts of the Monty Python "Four Yorkshiremen" sketch.
House? You were lucky to have a HOUSE! We used to live in one room, all hundred and twenty-six of us, no furniture.
You were lucky to have a ROOM! *We* used to have to live in a corridor!
Ohhhh we used to DREAM of livin' in a corridor!
Well when I say 'house' it was only a hole in the ground covered by a piece of tarpolin, but it was a house to US.
We were evicted from *our* hole in the ground; we had to go and live in a lake!
You were lucky to have a LAKE! There were a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road.
― xanadude (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 13:51 (eight years ago) link
all the best kids got run over and were fat
― contenderizer, Tuesday, 1 March 2016 14:37 (eight years ago) link
Fuck off is tuck shop used here
― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 15:58 (eight years ago) link
Grohl is acting like his music ain't full of the same shitty cliches. Just not his butt
― you are no man. take the balls. (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 16:52 (eight years ago) link
What was "Big Me" about then?
― Mark G, Tuesday, 1 March 2016 17:08 (eight years ago) link
Irl lols
― you are no man. take the balls. (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 17:12 (eight years ago) link
It was January 1968, the winter after the Summer of Love. The Tet Offensive was grabbing headlines all over the nation. The #1 song on the Billboard Hot 100? It damn well wasn't about someone's butt! It was a tender ballad titled "Judy in Disguise (With Glasses)", by John Fred and His Playboy Band. We didn't consider it a problem.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 17:27 (eight years ago) link
I guess I'll take your asses
― you are no man. take the balls. (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 17:30 (eight years ago) link
― shandemonium padawan (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 17:37 (eight years ago) link
irl lol at fog/mist dogs
― ulysses, Tuesday, 1 March 2016 18:57 (eight years ago) link
dad joke dogs always give me the lols
― nomar, Tuesday, 1 March 2016 18:59 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/LvrHgAB.jpg
― joygoat, Tuesday, 1 March 2016 20:20 (eight years ago) link
8. Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.
― emil.y, Tuesday, 1 March 2016 20:38 (eight years ago) link
oh god that's untoppable
― Option ARMs and de Man (s.clover), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 20:41 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11694919_1499381156742269_5930830299669970187_n.jpg?oh=0faf5585e1cd3f956313711c84a5053a&oe=574CD1A1
9. Federal land should belong to the people
― nomar, Tuesday, 1 March 2016 20:42 (eight years ago) link
10. If people came from monkeys, why did my boyfriend cheat on me
― you are no man. take the balls. (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 20:55 (eight years ago) link
Lol emil.y
11. I guess art really is higher than morality
― emil.y, Tuesday, 1 March 2016 21:01 (eight years ago) link
12. Please clap.
― you are no man. take the balls. (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 21:07 (eight years ago) link
13 Jet fuel cant melt steel beams
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 21:28 (eight years ago) link
14 I guess the Lord must be in New York city
― Mark G, Tuesday, 1 March 2016 21:57 (eight years ago) link
https://twitter.com/tabathasouthey/status/704121036208545793Lots of journo friends posting this entitled gibberish
― Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 2 March 2016 01:28 (eight years ago) link
slow clap gif
― contenderizer, Wednesday, 2 March 2016 06:00 (eight years ago) link
If you enjoyed Spotlight, you might also enjoy fucking choirboys
― Szechuan TV (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 07:33 (eight years ago) link
if you liked inside out you may also enjoy getting a phd in clinical psychology.
if you liked mad max: fury road you may enjoy restoring classic automobiles.
if you liked the revenant you might also like freezing to death drowning in a lake.
― Option ARMs and de Man (s.clover), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 08:02 (eight years ago) link
Feel like I'm in humorless scold mode here, but lots of people also posting this:
http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/heres-a-picture-of-ontario-premier-kathleen-wynne-smiling-near-a-pink-dick-volcano
https://vice-images.vice.com/images/content-images/2016/03/01/heres-a-picture-of-ontario-premier-kathleen-wynne-smiling-near-a-pink-dick-volcano-body-image-1456847570.jpg
I mean, hilars photo obviously (cock!!!), but my first thought was, er, did you get consent from those two teenagers to put their photo next to your lame dick jokes?
― Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 2 March 2016 10:48 (eight years ago) link
Slopey pic link is wise.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 2 March 2016 11:05 (eight years ago) link
me 7 years ago: quit posting all these pix of your kids and vacation photos on facebookme now: almost all i can stand on facebook (with the exception of Ned ILX-threads-that-aren't-on-ILX-posts) is pix of litte kids and beaches
― robbie ca$hflo (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 15:06 (eight years ago) link
I'm turning into one of those people who post pictures of their kids, but never themselves.
That's real safe, right?
― pplains, Wednesday, 2 March 2016 16:20 (eight years ago) link
I have made a rule for myself that I need to (roughly) alternate. I have to come up with a genuine non-throwaway non-kid-related post for every kid-related post. I don't know if that makes me more annoying or less annoying as a friend, but there it is.
Family members always SAY they are clamoring for more kid material, but one never knows whether that's how they feel or just one of those Things One Says. Meanwhile I want to broadcast the message to childless amigos that that's not the only thing I have going on in my life.
But really, small children DO require a big chunk of your time and energy and attention, if you're doing it right (and in my case, the whole special-needs thing is a mega-time-suck). It would be dishonest of me to present my life as a string of concerts, cocktails, clubs, and trading bon mots with the glitterati.
If my choices are "accurately reflect your experience" and "don't post pictures of kids at the beach," the result would be silence.
― brotato chip (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 20:26 (eight years ago) link
always down w/ pics of kids and babies but most especially pets
clickhole and to a lesser extent garlic bread memes and this thread i guess make most of the garbage survivable
― balls, Thursday, 3 March 2016 00:54 (eight years ago) link
...garlic bread...memes?
― Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Thursday, 3 March 2016 01:49 (eight years ago) link
most memes i completely ignore, but yesterday some guy i don't know but am nevertheless "friends" with on facebook posted a picture of dr. king with text where "dr. king" upbraids black people for voting for clinton instead of sanders. my god it is the most horrible thing ever. am strongly tempted to make some comment on it re: posthumously baptizing anne frank, but i don't know the guy well enough to get into a fight over it, and i don't care about it enough to actually unfriend him over it. it just bugs the shit out of me, is all.
― diana krallice (rushomancy), Thursday, 3 March 2016 12:59 (eight years ago) link
one of my black-sheep conservative cousins (who i haven't put on ignore yet) posted a "socialist monopoly" meme. which is profoundly dumb because the original idea for monopoly came from socialists making a board game to explain why capitalism sucked. sigh. i usually stay out of these things because the rest of my relatives can be generally relied upon to cow them into submission but in this case i couldn't help but explain the history of "the landlord's game".
― diana krallice (rushomancy), Thursday, 3 March 2016 22:47 (eight years ago) link
i've been trying to combat all the political bs by only posting nice things about my friends (i've moved all the self promo over to another page). it's hard! but rewarding!
― maura, Thursday, 3 March 2016 23:26 (eight years ago) link
lately i pretty much just spam people with retro photos from the year 2000 and click like when people are doing something that makes them happy or gets the certification they've been working toward or whatever. almost everybody who posts conservative BS got unfriended or unfollowed a long time ago. it's an okay time over there.
― shandemonium padawan (Doctor Casino), Friday, 4 March 2016 00:16 (eight years ago) link
I've been getting the same suggested ad for two weeks for a "Paid constipation" study with an accompanying animation that shows a drawing of human insides.
fucking why
― Neanderthal, Friday, 4 March 2016 00:32 (eight years ago) link
probably all the cheese burritos i'd guess
― ulysses, Friday, 4 March 2016 00:53 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlp1/v/t1.0-9/12742768_942142665853985_7328527836723434011_n.jpg?oh=e2f3c168422b5f270422c40efc559737&oe=57505EE6
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Friday, 4 March 2016 20:37 (eight years ago) link
^ eminently hateworthy
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 4 March 2016 20:51 (eight years ago) link
http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aL2vgmg_700b.jpg
anyone else seen this thing fifty times
― qualx, Saturday, 5 March 2016 03:09 (eight years ago) link
oh wait i just realized it's different at the bottom, the original is "books"
i'm slightly less annoyed if they keep changing it and i just haven't been noticing
― qualx, Saturday, 5 March 2016 03:11 (eight years ago) link
shut the fuck up about books though
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-3qY7n10fFLE/VrjkPDsStUI/AAAAAAAAASA/pHWVlnXxmnw/s426/how-i-spend-money-sarah-anderson.jpg
AWESOME
― qualx, Saturday, 5 March 2016 03:12 (eight years ago) link
at least the vapes one has changed the background in the last two panels rather than have someone buying fast food in a bookshop (also appreciate the addition of the rabbit in first panel)
― soref, Saturday, 5 March 2016 03:14 (eight years ago) link
I've seen a magic the gathering version of that one, which is pretty accurate
― Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Saturday, 5 March 2016 04:12 (eight years ago) link
at least the vape one is crediting the artist
― petulant dick master (silby), Saturday, 5 March 2016 04:20 (eight years ago) link
the KFC one doesn't even make sense b/c food is a kind of grocery
They should do it where the bottom one is "groceries" again
― anglos with derpy phasis (wins), Saturday, 5 March 2016 06:36 (eight years ago) link
― petulant dick master (silby)
in our household we budget eating out as an entertainment expense
― diana krallice (rushomancy), Saturday, 5 March 2016 06:53 (eight years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CXLpECxWYAEW_ni.jpg
― qualx, Sunday, 6 March 2016 22:07 (eight years ago) link
Assaulting naked black people?
― hats to all the angles on their heads and surely many, many of blings (ledge), Sunday, 6 March 2016 22:30 (eight years ago) link
Cops can't be everywhere man
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Sunday, 6 March 2016 23:44 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/12742547_10208381988208339_6594728511289040939_n.jpg?oh=1c8aa14e2816e17454b483ca92ba2776&oe=5793AA38
Bernie fans trying to paint FDR as a socialist gives me a headache.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 7 March 2016 01:43 (eight years ago) link
yeah i don't think Bernie fans invented that idea
― Szechuan TV (Noodle Vague), Monday, 7 March 2016 07:02 (eight years ago) link
https://walexmarceva.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/2c940fe0bc7f92b7adeeac85a2ae640d.jpg
― schlep and back trio (anagram), Monday, 7 March 2016 09:25 (eight years ago) link
― hats to all the angles on their heads and surely many, many of blings (ledge), Sunday, March 6, 2016 10:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Sunday, March 6, 2016 11:44 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
not the hardest chance u'll ever convert but a cool finish nonetheless
― "Worried pimp" (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 7 March 2016 10:49 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/12508968_10153857675383615_6293126251675695194_n.jpg?oh=b4e1ed2ed21a5fc74bf5057e2ccd7728&oe=574DBB0D
― nomar, Tuesday, 8 March 2016 04:12 (eight years ago) link
no. no no no no no no no
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 8 March 2016 04:18 (eight years ago) link
― qualx, Tuesday, 8 March 2016 04:30 (eight years ago) link
they are both very ugly
Heh
― Mark G, Tuesday, 8 March 2016 07:17 (eight years ago) link
worst idea ever
― billstevejim, Wednesday, 9 March 2016 02:44 (eight years ago) link
Idea for chin-strokey blog-post: "Hollywood" as catch all mystification obscuring relations of production and distribution within the film industry
― "Worried pimp" (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 9 March 2016 10:06 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtl1/v/t1.0-9/12795419_10208127136236804_2859249896822827904_n.jpg?oh=7e941c24dd25803cb241f2477a9b5b8d&oe=574F95F1
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Friday, 11 March 2016 12:17 (eight years ago) link
one of my pet peeves is people who don't know how many periods form an ellipsis..............
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Friday, 11 March 2016 12:19 (eight years ago) link
tell me again how punctuation marks work
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 11 March 2016 13:35 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/10391825_1044441495599122_5169571937596190216_n.jpg?oh=50c300341d2af78f12a1cf7f9a05bcce&oe=5791E0DA
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Saturday, 12 March 2016 15:08 (eight years ago) link
pity the people who'd reflexively 'like' that one
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 12 March 2016 19:04 (eight years ago) link
http://i68.tinypic.com/2zjgz00.jpg
glad my butt is perfect, i was really sweating that one
― Neanderthal, Monday, 14 March 2016 04:37 (eight years ago) link
glad an image on the internet complemented my butt i feel much more secure and not at all creeped out not one but
― ive seen enough Good Wife episodes (s.clover), Monday, 14 March 2016 07:03 (eight years ago) link
I keep reading that as "your butt lights up the room" and thinking of someone lighting their farts.
― schlep and back trio (anagram), Monday, 14 March 2016 07:15 (eight years ago) link
omg, seeing this one infuriated me this morning:
http://i64.tinypic.com/2myc2s0.jpg
― Neanderthal, Monday, 14 March 2016 14:58 (eight years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CdlfdMOWAAAYyhw.jpg:large
― Gaz upon my works ye mighty, and despair (Neil S), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 11:33 (eight years ago) link
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 12:06 (eight years ago) link
me neither?
― draxx them sklounst (dog latin), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 12:12 (eight years ago) link
The circus is a metaphor for today's lazy kids
― Szechuan TV (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 12:15 (eight years ago) link
And the butt is a dog whistle for 2nd amendment rights
― Szechuan TV (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 12:16 (eight years ago) link
Also the sequins are radical muslimists
― Szechuan TV (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 12:17 (eight years ago) link
It's OK to fail
(Leaves more for us winners)
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 12:17 (eight years ago) link
And the friend is really Jesus
― Szechuan TV (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 12:18 (eight years ago) link
I'd never ride bareback in a circus tbf
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 12:20 (eight years ago) link
I am imagining Tom Petty singing "Barebackin'" to the tune "Freefallin'"
I lost the will to live some weeks back btw
― Szechuan TV (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 12:23 (eight years ago) link
And with good cause, looking at where we find ourselves non
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 12:31 (eight years ago) link
no glove no love, v sensible
― ripple-chested beefchrist (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 15:58 (eight years ago) link
IS THIS EVENhttps://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash2/v/t1.0-9/1975178_730014743695659_1860973580_n.jpg?oh=73aeb73b5111955d297bc9dbb545cdd7&oe=5797AAEF
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 21:13 (eight years ago) link
Owns two copies of the picture Diane Arbus took of him as a baby. #funfact
― petulant dick master (silby), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 21:21 (eight years ago) link
defriended a cousin this morning who shared one of the more racist ones from this pile of shit: https://www.facebook.com/TheTastelessGentlemen/
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 17:28 (eight years ago) link
http://i63.tinypic.com/nec712.png
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 17 March 2016 01:24 (eight years ago) link
shut the fuck up jeff bridges
― qualx, Thursday, 17 March 2016 01:26 (eight years ago) link
ALREADY DEAD,MAN.
― ulysses, Thursday, 17 March 2016 01:50 (eight years ago) link
If I do as you say, what good will come of it Mr. Bridges?
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 17 March 2016 03:58 (eight years ago) link
Be quiet. I'm decomposing.
― Three Word Username, Thursday, 17 March 2016 06:51 (eight years ago) link
anyone else seen the "childhood in europe vs childhood in america" videos? i sort of agree in principle with some of it but i guess in europe the kids just play with knives and climb to the top of dead trees.
― nomar, Thursday, 17 March 2016 18:08 (eight years ago) link
lol yeah, whole continent full of Swallows and Amazons over here
― "Worried pimp" (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 17 March 2016 20:06 (eight years ago) link
it's not always trees, sometimes it's scaffolding.
― koogs, Thursday, 17 March 2016 20:38 (eight years ago) link
https://www.yahoo.com/news/burger-and-cries-papaw-makes-dinner-for-101930480.html
just bc someone posted this on FB. what the hell is this story, i don't even understand what is happening.
― nomar, Friday, 18 March 2016 19:22 (eight years ago) link
plz stop sending my cousins death threats everything is ok !!!!
feels good to be alive
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 18 March 2016 19:25 (eight years ago) link
pawpaw had his moment, let's move on
― ulysses, Friday, 18 March 2016 19:33 (eight years ago) link
i think this is 10% people feeling bad for papaw and 90% people just really wanting a hamburger
― qualx, Friday, 18 March 2016 19:42 (eight years ago) link
not having clicked on the link, i am really loving that last post
― never ending bath infusion (Doctor Casino), Friday, 18 March 2016 19:50 (eight years ago) link
http://i64.tinypic.com/2l8ah6p.jpg
― MaresNest, Tuesday, 22 March 2016 20:36 (eight years ago) link
I had to google that and here's the actual quote: "There's going to be a turning point where it's going to be like racism. You know, 'You're not allowed to say that weird s**t! It's mad! And you're making everybody crazy!'"
― everything, Tuesday, 22 March 2016 21:19 (eight years ago) link
lol will never happen. religion is p hardwired into human consciousness.
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 22 March 2016 21:22 (eight years ago) link
Rubbish
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 21:27 (eight years ago) link
http://news.yahoo.com/burger-and-cries-papaw-makes-dinner-for-101930480.html?nf=1
i feel like this was written in some foreign language called "middle american mindslurry"
― wizzz! (amateurist), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 21:32 (eight years ago) link
every human culture ever has had a version of it, huh wonder why that is
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 22 March 2016 21:41 (eight years ago) link
xp wow, you're not kidding. check out that guy's tumblr.http://charleswalford.tumblr.com/
― ulysses, Tuesday, 22 March 2016 21:43 (eight years ago) link
let's not drive traffic to that guy's site
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 22 March 2016 21:46 (eight years ago) link
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, March 22, 2016 9:41 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
and every human culture has also had some version of a computer
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 22:20 (eight years ago) link
i've got a computer...in my mind
― Szechuan TV (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 22:42 (eight years ago) link
A Commodore 64
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 22 March 2016 23:22 (eight years ago) link
https://static.ylilauta.org/files/co/orig/0h3bg7s6/COvnbQEWoAAXPKF.jpg
― qualx, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 05:48 (eight years ago) link
looks like this very smart cat has some sort of problem with religion, interesting
― qualx, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 05:49 (eight years ago) link
isn't that three reasons
― schlep and back trio (anagram), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 11:35 (eight years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10342496_1056667517704683_4337025689393620341_n.jpg?oh=9ad08620c299edc2ac9b55827b64ab0f&oe=57919BF3&__gda__=1469122979_facb66bbdc2698eb61aa6cfaf28f0029
sorry for making a fetish out of being an incurious dullard
― Szechuan TV (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 11:44 (eight years ago) link
NV, please turn this into a macro
― Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 12:40 (eight years ago) link
― schlep and back trio (anagram), Wednesday, March 23, 2016 11:35 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
don't be too hard on the little guy. cats never had computers
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 16:23 (eight years ago) link
http://jezebel.com/on-the-origin-of-certain-quotable-african-proverbs-1766664089
― i like to CH4 CH4 and i am crazy (jaymc), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 18:49 (eight years ago) link
I think one could scrape by as a freelancer by hitting the ILX random thread button, picking a thread and converting it into a wry 500 word social-observation piece.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 18:59 (eight years ago) link
hey now, don't fuck with my career
― ulysses, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 19:14 (eight years ago) link
I was thinking "Really?" So I hit random and got The grand list of things I've never done. so there's definitely something in it, yes.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 21:26 (eight years ago) link
Be sure to include a paragraph starting "If you Google..." Or "the dictionary defines..."
― koogs, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 21:31 (eight years ago) link
Was going for "Number 32 you won't believe!"
― Mark G, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 22:05 (eight years ago) link
I am almost certain that this already happens, and there's been a few examples of it in the past.
― Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 23:46 (eight years ago) link
http://alibertarianfuture.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/difference-between-democrats-and-republicans.jpg
― how's life, Thursday, 24 March 2016 00:24 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/jXj6Eq1.gif
― pplains, Thursday, 24 March 2016 00:28 (eight years ago) link
http://fullpopat.com/admin/images/uploaded_photos/1438322446.jpg
― qualx, Thursday, 24 March 2016 01:43 (eight years ago) link
that bipartisan venn diagram isn't even...
― Nhex, Thursday, 24 March 2016 04:45 (eight years ago) link
venn diagram was made by libertarians, so...
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 24 March 2016 05:00 (eight years ago) link
Why are we all talking like this...
― i believe that (s)he is sincere (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 24 March 2016 05:02 (eight years ago) link
Trailing off is the new hashtag
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 24 March 2016 16:24 (eight years ago) link
http://i67.tinypic.com/34zknya.jpg
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 24 March 2016 16:53 (eight years ago) link
"There might be a bounce house at the bottom?"
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 24 March 2016 16:54 (eight years ago) link
humans: 'god has given you wings to fly over the highest mountain'
god: 'lol. spitting image my ass'
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Thursday, 24 March 2016 18:14 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xal1/v/t1.0-9/12524221_1061729577203210_6356286082116716663_n.jpg?oh=efccf21b4b68f478895c40df42ad44aa&oe=577E6B19
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 30 March 2016 13:26 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xla1/v/t1.0-9/1623557_1001756473231184_38743373194908279_n.jpg?oh=a4df9c95334e4de1890bc2d0fe988892&oe=57804792
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 30 March 2016 21:07 (eight years ago) link
Ya we did
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Wednesday, 30 March 2016 22:33 (eight years ago) link
If we're going by who shed the most blood we should be hailing Putin right now.
― T.L.O.P.son (Phil D.), Wednesday, 30 March 2016 23:25 (eight years ago) link
So that's what you'll find under a French drain.
― pplains, Thursday, 31 March 2016 00:27 (eight years ago) link
Getting a BTEC Level 2 Certificate in holding up the fucking Eurasian plate was a toughie back then.
― calzino, Thursday, 31 March 2016 00:45 (eight years ago) link
http://hahasforhoohas.com/
― Evan, Thursday, 31 March 2016 02:52 (eight years ago) link
lol @ bleeding tommies holding up kitsch fascist dreamscape
― "Worried pimp" (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 31 March 2016 09:18 (eight years ago) link
Being ruled by the EU looks pretty pleasant!
― rockpalast '82 (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 31 March 2016 11:12 (eight years ago) link
I can't even tell u how great it is
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Thursday, 31 March 2016 19:15 (eight years ago) link
EU > US congress
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 31 March 2016 22:05 (eight years ago) link
powerful image innit
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Thursday, 31 March 2016 23:19 (eight years ago) link
Our grandads spent literally ages making Facebook memes back in WW2 just so you could sleep safely in your bed
― mirostones, Saturday, 2 April 2016 12:16 (eight years ago) link
does motherfuckin' everything have to be filtered through Harry Potter now
http://i65.tinypic.com/11kjswp.jpg
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 3 April 2016 16:05 (eight years ago) link
it's a good point though, nobody but millennials ever grew up with a profound affection for a fictitious white-bearded old man who loves children, particularly the ones who are nice rather than naughty.
― never ending bath infusion (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 3 April 2016 16:22 (eight years ago) link
in all seriousness it's a dumb meme for sanders, but a kinda okay review of the harry potter series; i've always thought rowling's human villains were pretty good training for kids not to be suckered by the kinds of banal and venal evil they're actually likely to encounter IRL.
Sanders is mathematically eliminated on page 596
― ulysses, Sunday, 3 April 2016 16:45 (eight years ago) link
the harry potter series teaches that only those drawn from the extremely limited pool of students at a hidden, elite private school are worth caring about. in the end the 'heroes' all end up supporting the secretive private government which holds unimaginable power and views the vast majority of the world with contempt.
― Upset by racist left wingers calling me an egg (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 4 April 2016 10:55 (eight years ago) link
also they eat the whitest diet imaginable
― disco Polo (Noodle Vague), Monday, 4 April 2016 11:10 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t34.0-12/10965319_10204956964576902_1371316308_n.jpg?oh=758667d51a71cc800f02d85dc5fcf0a6&oe=57058BC9
― ive seen enough Good Wife episodes (s.clover), Monday, 4 April 2016 14:40 (eight years ago) link
If you had told me.. five years ago... that a popular thing on the internet to do would be to take pictures of printed text and then post that somewhere, I would've been skeptical.
― pplains, Monday, 4 April 2016 14:53 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10320317_408779555951860_5217101133155894083_n.jpg?oh=a636e16f3989aa11584791e792730a26&oe=57733032
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 4 April 2016 15:36 (eight years ago) link
it's true, this person couldn't be bothered typing out arseholes so went for the easier option of saying assholes
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 4 April 2016 15:37 (eight years ago) link
the lowercase p in RIP is killing me
― Upset by racist left wingers calling me an egg (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 4 April 2016 15:38 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/12472473_10209423358206821_5401141151185235656_n.jpg?oh=e39c38c3be284fc7b68eb15505a60f07&oe=57BA1A55
― ailsa, Monday, 4 April 2016 15:38 (eight years ago) link
You know you've lived a happy childhood when the first fond memory you have is of the corned beef.
― pplains, Monday, 4 April 2016 15:40 (eight years ago) link
xxxp I found myself on one of those local interest Facebook pages by accident. Someone was saying about how their kid had been threatened by some other kids in town. The responses, of course, were just as you'd imagine. I'm amazed at how many people believe that society's downfall is directly attributable to children not being clipped round the ear enough. One guy even said: 'I used to get clipped round the ear and it never did me any harm'. He went quiet when I pointed out that clipping someone round the ear is, by definition, a type of harm.
― draxx them sklounst (dog latin), Monday, 4 April 2016 15:44 (eight years ago) link
THE BREAD WAS SO CRUSTY AND HOT
― ulysses, Monday, 4 April 2016 15:44 (eight years ago) link
Food didn't come from shops! People could hit their kids and wives knew their place! Happy days indeed.
― ailsa, Monday, 4 April 2016 15:46 (eight years ago) link
What sort of weird time did Author Unknown live in when cinemas existed but not shops?
― draxx them sklounst (dog latin), Monday, 4 April 2016 15:46 (eight years ago) link
has anybody got this guy's address? i want to let him know you can get corned beef in Asda.
― disco Polo (Noodle Vague), Monday, 4 April 2016 15:47 (eight years ago) link
That was on one of those local facebook groups as well. 172 likes and everyone going "yeah! kids today! Entitled arseholes!" and moaning about kids always being on computers (while posting on facebook).
― ailsa, Monday, 4 April 2016 15:48 (eight years ago) link
Don't tell him about how you can still get unsliced bread or you may blow his mind xpost
The movie tickets also didn't cost any money, it would seem. I'm beginning to realize how little I know about the utopia that was life in Britain in the 1940s.
― never ending bath infusion (Doctor Casino), Monday, 4 April 2016 15:50 (eight years ago) link
the self-clowning irony of 'selfish, disrespectful little assholes' is delicious
― draxx them sklounst (dog latin), Monday, 4 April 2016 15:52 (eight years ago) link
So I've been eating my crunchy frozen freezer chips all wrong
― kinder, Monday, 4 April 2016 16:01 (eight years ago) link
i am interested in how this sort of mindset comes about - the idea that young people aren't just hard to understand in their tastes and attitudes etc, but the idea that they're DEFINITELY spoiled and disrespectful; that the only way to qualm this is through emotional and physical abuse; and that life would be so much better for everyone if we went back to the 'olden days' (the olden days, according to my FB feed is any time between 1968 and 1990). Is it a type of rockism or some sort of mental thing that seeps in at a certain time in people's live, or people simply apeing the attitudes of their own parents or a kind of temporal amnesia that means people forget nearly everything about how their own childhoods really played out, or simply received information, or what?
My favourites were the people on the page who, when I pointed out that kids have always and will always beat each other up and threaten each other, said 'I would never have done that when I was a kid' and use that as evidence that society's in the gutter....
― draxx them sklounst (dog latin), Monday, 4 April 2016 16:02 (eight years ago) link
R I p Great Britaincrusty and hot
― qualx, Monday, 4 April 2016 16:42 (eight years ago) link
as children still smarting from their most recent authoritarian beating their only consolation was the thought of one day being an adult and meting out the same tough love
― ogmor, Monday, 4 April 2016 17:25 (eight years ago) link
I'd say that was otm. I think a lot of the time, memes reflect more about the mindset of the individual sharing them than the world they're supposedly observing. Like the people who share really passive aggressive macros about how you shouldn't say mean things behind other people's backs always seem to be the people who invite and exhibit that kind of behaviour IRL.
So maybe, yeah either they want retribution for how they were treated when they were younger, or they were the ones who grew up as 'selfish disrespectful assholes' when they were kids and now have to make a point in protesting too much.
but a lot of the people sharing stuff like this didn't have childhoods like this. That 'I remember the comic sans of my childhood' thing paints a science fiction past that's a mix of post-war and Victorian times where women didn't work and people lapped at warm cream straight out the cupboard and children smiled and said thank you after being slapped.
― draxx them sklounst (dog latin), Monday, 4 April 2016 18:42 (eight years ago) link
Basically the conservative version of ''oh if only I'd lived in the glorious Sixties'' or whatever.
― never ending bath infusion (Doctor Casino), Monday, 4 April 2016 18:48 (eight years ago) link
i have never actually heard anyone say that. thankfully
― Nhex, Monday, 4 April 2016 18:57 (eight years ago) link
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/b8/56/af/b856af46b01c39f5daa4211ee7ce77b3.jpg
― billstevejim, Monday, 4 April 2016 19:00 (eight years ago) link
share if u... I dunno, rode a bike or some shit when u were a kid
― a defense for Euro-Blackface (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 4 April 2016 19:04 (eight years ago) link
I'm trying to remember... I think that's from a Wonder Showzen bit.
― Evan, Monday, 4 April 2016 19:17 (eight years ago) link
The men didn't go to the wife?
― Mark G, Monday, 4 April 2016 22:14 (eight years ago) link
I don't know about that anonymous doggerel poet, but bread was really shitty when I was growing up in the 50s and 60s.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 4 April 2016 22:50 (eight years ago) link
https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fscontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net%2Fhphotos-xpl1%2Fv%2Ft1.0-9%2F11015060_10152693409498059_6466861358099681945_n.jpg%3Foh%3D3fd9670261797570d9dc1a92fc3eff0c%26oe%3D577FD974&h=zAQEjt3Bf
― global tetrahedron, Monday, 4 April 2016 22:57 (eight years ago) link
For facebook refuseniks, like me:
https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpl1/v/t1.0-9/11015060_10152693409498059_6466861358099681945_n.jpg?oh=3fd9670261797570d9dc1a92fc3eff0c&oe=577FD974
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 4 April 2016 22:58 (eight years ago) link
who's gonna listen to artifacted Dr. Manhattan
― Nhex, Monday, 4 April 2016 23:04 (eight years ago) link
"Actually"
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 4 April 2016 23:05 (eight years ago) link
http://i67.tinypic.com/rbifef.jpg
― Neanderthal, Monday, 4 April 2016 23:06 (eight years ago) link
― global tetrahedron, Monday, 4 April 2016 23:12 (eight years ago) link
"we ran out of rap to ruin with stodgy white guy joekz onto the next genre"
― Neanderthal, Monday, 4 April 2016 23:15 (eight years ago) link
powdered wig metal
― ulysses, Tuesday, 5 April 2016 01:13 (eight years ago) link
few xps
This is the creepy thing about this - you'll see people whose childhoods took place in the 90s or early 2ks sharing this stuff
And also the sort of free-roaming 'adventure holiday', or as someone here said Swallows and Amazons, lifestyle that kids are supposed to have lived in the past ... somehow that gets equated with hitting kids in the face ... and telling girls their future is in the house ...
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Tuesday, 5 April 2016 10:51 (eight years ago) link
I see fellow members of Generation X sharing those macros. I'm always like, didn't they have to invent missing children ads on the back of milk cartons when we were kids?
Yeah, we got to ride in the front seat and didn't have to use seatbelts, whoooo. My sister's head cracked the windshield not once, but twice. She's a concierge in Vegas now.
― pplains, Tuesday, 5 April 2016 13:23 (eight years ago) link
When we were young, we didn't have mobile phones to tell us when to come in, we had standing stones and a curfew. My mother would climb onto a dirt mound with two rocks and call for us in her pre-laryngial bark as she banged them together. We cut our stegosaurus steaks with a knife. We played outside, and cave-paintings were unheard of. Share if you drank from Lake Natron and lived to tell the tale
― draxx them sklounst (dog latin), Tuesday, 5 April 2016 13:45 (eight years ago) link
Share if you got dumped out on the doorstep every night by your pet sabre-toothed tiger and it never did you any harm
― a defense for Euro-Blackface (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 5 April 2016 14:07 (eight years ago) link
― draxx them sklounst (dog latin), Tuesday, 5 April 2016 14:17 (eight years ago) link
Yeah, we never had to wear crash helmets on bikes, which is why I nearly knocked myself unconscious twice as a kid. Still, some hot crusty unsliced bread and a slap from my parents and I was fine.
― ailsa, Tuesday, 5 April 2016 14:35 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlf1/v/t1.0-9/12376837_1698695810418413_5461706005917097836_n.jpg?oh=09f6ba3a6883163ba3d4ed60346150cc&oe=57BE634C
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Tuesday, 5 April 2016 15:21 (eight years ago) link
Then a bus runs him over
― disco Polo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 5 April 2016 15:40 (eight years ago) link
Stupid blue liberal arts family.
― Chewshabadoo, Tuesday, 5 April 2016 19:09 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-0/p480x480/12938316_1539063526389882_6581887975948118374_n.jpg?oh=31779487a8831220d8df69a7d50773e1&oe=5780B5F0
― ejemplo (crüt), Wednesday, 6 April 2016 12:39 (eight years ago) link
"hilarious parallels between a thing and a thing that was more or less explicitly modeled on and referencing that thing"
― never ending bath infusion (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 6 April 2016 13:13 (eight years ago) link
xxp People on the internet really seem to hate the liberal arts
― larry appleton, Wednesday, 6 April 2016 13:16 (eight years ago) link
Yeah and I thought according to the logic that it would be unlikely for blue liberal arts woman to be telling kid to work hard
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 6 April 2016 15:13 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/uKHvxol.jpg?1
looks like some hypernerd inserted the liberal arts thing in there. though maybe he's onto something considering i just spent my time digging it up.
― larry appleton, Wednesday, 6 April 2016 15:19 (eight years ago) link
cool that terms and conditions of waste disposal workers never get attacked
― a defense for Euro-Blackface (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 6 April 2016 15:50 (eight years ago) link
https://www.facebook.com/wwwprikolru/videos/1011169025624348/
Enjoy this lifehack video. Can anyone explain to me what is happening after the homemade pudding pops?
― how's life, Wednesday, 6 April 2016 17:09 (eight years ago) link
Making some good old fashioned plastic ribbon twine out of a plastic bottle. It's the dog bowl and upside down bottle that confuses me.
― Don't Stop 'Til You Get Eno, Ugh (ledge), Wednesday, 6 April 2016 19:08 (eight years ago) link
That's a gravity feeder. Refills the bowl with water.
― Evan, Wednesday, 6 April 2016 20:02 (eight years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/12974431_856741387764844_7486373424748110375_n.jpg?oh=74bfef7818ab4709734910a586353ceb&oe=578D7EDB&__gda__=1471952109_f1fc04b73fa6d210aabff518bbca0e87
― schlep and back trio (anagram), Thursday, 7 April 2016 10:20 (eight years ago) link
Here's another poser:
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlp1/v/t1.0-9/12524229_1088079454584443_8817082399764004021_n.jpg?oh=58ffdeb96661f6357b814e919b6940c7&oe=577A1C2B
what actual year do we think that photo is from?
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Thursday, 7 April 2016 23:48 (eight years ago) link
Looks like the late 90s/early 2000s
― larry appleton, Friday, 8 April 2016 00:02 (eight years ago) link
http://i63.tinypic.com/2ajw68h.jpg
― Neanderthal, Friday, 8 April 2016 00:18 (eight years ago) link
top ten stations must get tedious real fast
― Neanderthal, Friday, 8 April 2016 00:19 (eight years ago) link
1970s apparently xposthttps://www.flickr.com/photos/58039671@N00/5905985714
― everything, Friday, 8 April 2016 00:19 (eight years ago) link
I couldn't pass tests with Google either! how old do they think smartphones are, yeesh
― Neanderthal, Friday, 8 April 2016 00:21 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/12439306_957800910993475_7935535423059757207_n.jpg?oh=f0010012b216012ef08819d316f73a9b&oe=5784CCA9
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Friday, 8 April 2016 00:29 (eight years ago) link
"My exes and I still see each other. Well...they don't see *me*!"
― Neanderthal, Friday, 8 April 2016 00:33 (eight years ago) link
1970s apparently xpost
Note the racial segregation.
Oh those good ol' days.
― pplains, Friday, 8 April 2016 01:45 (eight years ago) link
and is that a map with confederacy marked out in yellow
― a defense for Euro-Blackface (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 8 April 2016 09:45 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/12920286_1146835768670294_5488967102050024685_n.jpg?oh=4d60d6a30fc2d9f3496d0f779e8d6551&oe=57B4B4AB
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Friday, 8 April 2016 22:27 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/12931217_1146835725336965_2154827278177110252_n.jpg?oh=2a5d61ee7e8d75ef39656bbd1ad7de92&oe=577B614C
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/12936747_1146835758670295_1741288263362207595_n.jpg?oh=f2ed5c2fcb8d75d9e07b9eee675a006f&oe=57BDF455
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Friday, 8 April 2016 22:28 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtl1/v/t1.0-9/12718369_1146835708670300_8654578327286276238_n.jpg?oh=e8a6df883ad50b271d9b454be9b4114a&oe=5787B384
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Friday, 8 April 2016 22:30 (eight years ago) link
that original story is awesome and the photos are crazy awesome but why someone felt it needed to be transformed into a series of macros to really work is beyond me
― balls, Saturday, 9 April 2016 00:19 (eight years ago) link
Look at its horrible fucking face though, it looks like a cross between ariane and something really nasty on dwarf fortress, all these people commenting on saying how transcendental and awesome it is. I think the leopard seal is somehow psychically attacking these people over the internet
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Saturday, 9 April 2016 13:40 (eight years ago) link
Not so much you balls but I mean all these pictures were shared as a clump and there were people going into rhapsodies about it
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Saturday, 9 April 2016 13:43 (eight years ago) link
no idea what ariane or dwarf fortress are
― balls, Saturday, 9 April 2016 14:30 (eight years ago) link
historically ppl love caniforms though
― balls, Saturday, 9 April 2016 14:32 (eight years ago) link
everything I know about ariane
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 9 April 2016 16:05 (eight years ago) link
the fuck is wrong w/ you ppl
― balls, Saturday, 9 April 2016 21:41 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/12920425_983257608377050_4874822365868649935_n.jpg?oh=9dd0ffb7fe142f70e58cfd6fd3c1c0ff&oe=577E07EA
Shared by a decidedly non-stoner "blue lives matter" retirement-age family friend.
― how's life, Sunday, 10 April 2016 14:05 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/12987181_1743354362562851_2531367264253428378_n.jpg?oh=c794bfa7ee6c2329bfc182e84a66989c&oe=57BDB273
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 10 April 2016 19:55 (eight years ago) link
What is that even supposed to be?
― kinder, Sunday, 10 April 2016 20:29 (eight years ago) link
macros for stalkers
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Sunday, 10 April 2016 20:44 (eight years ago) link
Marcos for markers
― never had it so ogod (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 April 2016 21:10 (eight years ago) link
This one was tagged #commonsense and #saveourgirls https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtl1/v/t1.0-9/12920503_1008043065948908_858105937429090309_n.jpg?oh=46299dede5aecb0cdb165cf6e8c9d65f&oe=57BE721F
― mirostones, Monday, 11 April 2016 15:08 (eight years ago) link
A friend of mine went Full Libertarian/Taxation Is Theft in the last year. These are his last three posts on FB:
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-0/p526x296/12932809_10206931305740843_5578842989126352781_n.jpg?oh=6367bd7b63426fc770259f19d9b9333e&oe=5779B4DF
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-0/p526x296/1796562_1025183184186790_4338066799956480545_n.jpg?oh=46a9ba2f117b53572b1209ac19e3de29&oe=57BF96B5
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-0/s526x395/12321370_811024639002843_356193274276932054_n.jpg?oh=c67b6acb099a3891ca6e0e825f964bff&oe=577C72F2
― T.L.O.P.son (Phil D.), Monday, 11 April 2016 15:15 (eight years ago) link
We've gotten to a point where our college students can't even handle things written in chalk. New low. I mean, chalk! What wimps.
― Evan, Monday, 11 April 2016 15:56 (eight years ago) link
More American women should be militant Marxists organised into strategic armed self-defence units, tbf.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Monday, 11 April 2016 16:16 (eight years ago) link
― disco Polo (Noodle Vague), Monday, 11 April 2016 16:20 (eight years ago) link
Campus social justice movements aren't armed but they are strategic Marxist self-defense units imo.
― eyecrud (silby), Monday, 11 April 2016 16:21 (eight years ago) link
Armed with chalk, perhaps.
― Evan, Monday, 11 April 2016 16:27 (eight years ago) link
Frequently, yes.
― eyecrud (silby), Monday, 11 April 2016 16:45 (eight years ago) link
feasters seem to be bad at social media
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/12932698_621436238010642_2628249288136132270_n.png?oh=1536c7b0bcbe78e0ac67f5a3b2f60fb9&oe=57B91B67
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/1934766_611963565624576_2590802933950460670_n.png?oh=9f0187c114d868bb91bcef093701a373&oe=57731E45
― soref, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 17:38 (eight years ago) link
Not too good at naming themselves, either.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 12 April 2016 17:40 (eight years ago) link
feasters are a sort of off-brand version of the more popular rustlers
they have 4000 facebook likes, so maybe they are not that bad, but only 10 followers on their official twitter account despite the fact that they have been tweeting daily for over six months now, which seems odd. I don't think I've ever seen a brand with so few twitter followers - it seems like it would be awkward tweeting anonymous twitter brand type stuff to so small a number of people? rustlers have 8,839 twitter followers.
― soref, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 17:46 (eight years ago) link
Feasters sounds like a fake Tim Heidecker brand, especially given those example social media posts
― Evan, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 17:51 (eight years ago) link
they are real! here's a youtube review to prove it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2N8Tc4FeCqI
― soref, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 17:56 (eight years ago) link
I will eat a microwave burger no fronting but who's gonna pretend it's cool?
― disco Polo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 12 April 2016 18:57 (eight years ago) link
http://static4.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_small/3/38919/1010904-poochie.gif
― ulysses, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 19:06 (eight years ago) link
can't believe you're suggesting that feasters are not down with the kids
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/12552744_587932611361005_1668285582828897333_n.png?oh=08c44339233121a053cf00cca818fe4a&oe=5779FAB2
― soref, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 19:08 (eight years ago) link
lol these guys are bad at this
― ulysses, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 19:17 (eight years ago) link
http://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/12806242_602315153256084_6038657158542636701_n.png%3Foh%3D625d9db390402d8e4d937ffe69e67c60%26oe%3D57B6A0A1
― ulysses, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 19:18 (eight years ago) link
me too apparently:http://i.imgur.com/coe8lHK.png
― ulysses, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 19:21 (eight years ago) link
xxxp has already been done shorter, funnier and with pictures
http://cdn2.funscrape.com/Images/2/2209003586378213.jpg
― T.L.O.P.son (Phil D.), Tuesday, 12 April 2016 19:23 (eight years ago) link
That crazy 20 minutes when you look in mirror and think, what has become of my life? Will I ever be happy? And you make yourself sick JUST as your Feasters is ready!
― Evan, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 20:03 (eight years ago) link
OK, we're falling into "failure pile in a sadness bowl" territory here.
― pplains, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 20:42 (eight years ago) link
Oops!
― Evan, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 21:12 (eight years ago) link
Totally forgot about that.
― Evan, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 21:14 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-9/12573920_10153927927904612_5978984652520573889_n.jpg?oh=4d3dd05ad82bce5fc22457f01eca52d9&oe=57B0EC42
― Darin, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 22:15 (eight years ago) link
Fleck yr privilege
― never had it so ogod (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 April 2016 22:18 (eight years ago) link
He can be as manicured-beardy as he likes, everyone still associates him with hamsters
― a hairy, howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Tuesday, 12 April 2016 22:29 (eight years ago) link
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 April 2016 23:01 (eight years ago) link
Those Feasters images are Tommy Weiseau-level.
― Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Tuesday, 12 April 2016 23:49 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/12961553_845797212198471_249343425629742403_n.jpg?oh=c755b8ba73a1c1b197a8b06dbb57f25a&oe=57B32190
― a defense for Euro-Blackface (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 09:22 (eight years ago) link
― ejemplo (crüt), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 11:18 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/KmK0x5q.jpg
― ejemplo (crüt), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 12:05 (eight years ago) link
Absolutely fucking hate that book and film franchise and all its fucking fans, since I was a kid and the very first one came out
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 14:58 (eight years ago) link
Hope they all naively summon their shadow in a sort of oceanic ritual and get chased around by it and it kills their little animal friend that lives in their hood
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 15:00 (eight years ago) link
wow you must have been a really cool 5th grader
― qualx, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 15:55 (eight years ago) link
i guess everybody has strong opinions about something
― great sage equal to heaven (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 16:51 (eight years ago) link
I didn't realize that little "my precious!" troll had such big ears. Was that from the prequel?
― pplains, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 17:23 (eight years ago) link
the ears were always enormous in the movies he appeared in
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 17:24 (eight years ago) link
I'm not talking about Yoda from Star Wars, Amos.
― pplains, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 17:25 (eight years ago) link
to be clear then, you were pulling in a wholly new out-of-context thought and expecting everyone to follow you with the context you provided?
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 17:29 (eight years ago) link
gosh, if only there were some robust database we could scour to find out what famous literary or cinematic characters have ever uttered the phrase "my preciousssssss"
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 17:43 (eight years ago) link
a troll?
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 17:45 (eight years ago) link
I think I see now. It was something like a joke, in the same way a plate of spaghetti is something like a squid.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 17:49 (eight years ago) link
Getless
― qualx, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 18:04 (eight years ago) link
How big are your ears, Aimless?
― pplains, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 19:07 (eight years ago) link
^ahh, my favorite Mills Brothers song
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 20:17 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13007272_10157030028820354_5689817639789217399_n.jpg?oh=df8bb8dceeedf1f6098a4d4dd09d9894&oe=5783454A
― nomar, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 22:28 (eight years ago) link
....
http://memesvault.com/wp-content/uploads/Wat-Meme-Tumblr-04.jpg
― Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Thursday, 14 April 2016 04:31 (eight years ago) link
http://s21.postimg.org/vpqcsd4o7/friend.png
― qualx, Friday, 15 April 2016 04:36 (eight years ago) link
"Wanker"
― great sage equal to heaven (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 April 2016 06:23 (eight years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BqDxEfnIIAAwsQl.png:small
― never ending bath infusion (Doctor Casino), Friday, 15 April 2016 14:29 (eight years ago) link
what??
― Nhex, Friday, 15 April 2016 20:34 (eight years ago) link
i heart rygar
― ulysses, Friday, 15 April 2016 23:53 (eight years ago) link
http://www.signedsport.co.uk/images/Leeds-TDorigo-12x8.jpg
― a defense for Euro-Blackface (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 16 April 2016 09:21 (eight years ago) link
https://36.media.tumblr.com/909b54598e267d8c44bbb2e27b4c4cd6/tumblr_o57qb7OdVa1urnr89o1_500.jpg
Powerful.
― qualx, Monday, 18 April 2016 00:40 (eight years ago) link
Man, it's amazing how little Warhammer figurines have changed since I was poring over the catalog on field day in seventh grade. Powerful.
― never ending bath infusion (Doctor Casino), Monday, 18 April 2016 01:56 (eight years ago) link
tree/fish attack ftw
― ulysses, Monday, 18 April 2016 02:17 (eight years ago) link
When the last tree is cut, the last fish is caught, and the last river is polluted.. when to breathe the air is sickening, you will realize, too late, that facebook macros of apocryphal quotes from wise native americans were not an effective campaigning tool
― a defense for Euro-Blackface (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 18 April 2016 08:55 (eight years ago) link
It's the stripey socks that ruin that one.
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 18 April 2016 09:20 (eight years ago) link
Well and all the rest of it
@Dr Casino it has the look very specifically of one of those that your mate would have, and you wouldn't have, and you'd resent them for it and for all the attention it got, and yet, and yet, you weren't convinced it was a particularly good one
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 18 April 2016 09:27 (eight years ago) link
https://www.facebook.com/purpleclvr/photos/a.375609882543951.1073741828.369508529820753/1441135552658040/?type=3
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 18 April 2016 09:28 (eight years ago) link
ergh
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/13012703_1441135552658040_4709324274391655444_n.jpg?oh=cd4a1a5526de0b7d043974a3992500bb&oe=577DDD7B
http://i.imgur.com/2MugPfn.jpg
finally
― ejemplo (crüt), Monday, 18 April 2016 13:39 (eight years ago) link
Seems like that person needs to discover twitter so they don't have to resort to making stupid text images any longer.
― Evan, Monday, 18 April 2016 14:57 (eight years ago) link
This is called "moneybags"
― eyecrud (silby), Monday, 18 April 2016 15:35 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/12963428_1595894337124597_8532978568991707320_n.jpg?oh=9bc58f526eac8c1c4fbbf9a1e7384b1b&oe=57BF5115
― how's life, Monday, 18 April 2016 17:05 (eight years ago) link
Not sure where it originated, but definitely shared unironically all over my fb feed this weekend, including by a Vietnam vet.
― how's life, Monday, 18 April 2016 17:06 (eight years ago) link
#WarIsHell #ButAlsoPrettyCool
― a defense for Euro-Blackface (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 19 April 2016 10:21 (eight years ago) link
i also don't think they are vietnamese soldiers
...that's a still from Tropic Thunder
― willem, Tuesday, 19 April 2016 10:44 (eight years ago) link
yes, that was the joke
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 19 April 2016 10:48 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/13012766_1191229254222926_5526221210490536948_n.jpg?oh=c637b1baedc9bdec510a5bc74de5381a&oe=57BEA427
― how's life, Tuesday, 19 April 2016 11:06 (eight years ago) link
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 19 April 2016 11:17 (eight years ago) link
A+ on that one.
― nickn, Tuesday, 19 April 2016 16:39 (eight years ago) link
LOL I think I like that one tbh
― Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Wednesday, 20 April 2016 01:07 (eight years ago) link
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10206536971890635&set=gm.10154723356879908&type=3
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 20 April 2016 08:17 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/13010627_10206536971890635_2280307584488258450_n.jpg?oh=21dc53003e27750935343d30b0348f4f&oe=57BC5214
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 20 April 2016 08:18 (eight years ago) link
lonely guy...
― Mark G, Wednesday, 20 April 2016 11:21 (eight years ago) link
him sad
― emil.y, Wednesday, 20 April 2016 13:37 (eight years ago) link
just thinking..
― Mark G, Wednesday, 20 April 2016 13:41 (eight years ago) link
The chair should have been made out of flesh, for accuracy.
― Evan, Wednesday, 20 April 2016 14:09 (eight years ago) link
Interesting thing there is it had no text but was being shared around and liked all the same. I say interesting, I mean weird.
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Thursday, 21 April 2016 08:35 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/12924341_1031508276914564_7478890304266247791_n.png?oh=d684c62173319a3ea06860370fa51b17&oe=57B3141B
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Thursday, 21 April 2016 16:25 (eight years ago) link
unnecessary ellipses i have known
― ulysses, Thursday, 21 April 2016 16:26 (eight years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CgkbKO2WkAAH6FH.jpg
― soref, Thursday, 21 April 2016 18:26 (eight years ago) link
say what you will about ISIS, their logo is not nearly as dorky as britain first's
― Treeship, Thursday, 21 April 2016 18:40 (eight years ago) link
I have the first couple albums by The Muslamics, they aren't bad.
― T.L.O.P.son (Phil D.), Thursday, 21 April 2016 18:41 (eight years ago) link
xp I think they had to change the logo after there was some kerfuffle over them using the Royal Crown on their merchandise? that's at least one difference with ISIS
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1998128/thumbs/o-BRITAIN-FIRST-570.jpg
― soref, Thursday, 21 April 2016 18:45 (eight years ago) link
Must be a weird job, modelling ultra-right-wing amateur uniforms
― a hairy, howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Thursday, 21 April 2016 23:43 (eight years ago) link
The only difference at this point is like, size of respective weapon stockpiles, extent of death toll, insignificant stuff like that
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Friday, 22 April 2016 09:25 (eight years ago) link
xp heh, flashback to peak Real England 'babes of the bnp' vice article
― a defense for Euro-Blackface (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 22 April 2016 09:47 (eight years ago) link
The snorg girl is racist
― T.L.O.P.son (Phil D.), Friday, 22 April 2016 11:59 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpl1/v/t1.0-9/13015522_967412756698957_9204654711518635310_n.jpg?oh=39b30e3b5cd8fc114c8d52a6985f134e&oe=57B8B000p
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Friday, 22 April 2016 17:03 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpl1/v/t1.0-9/13015522_967412756698957_9204654711518635310_n.jpg?oh=39b30e3b5cd8fc114c8d52a6985f134e&oe=57B8B000
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Friday, 22 April 2016 17:04 (eight years ago) link
Goal #1: Escape the mirror
― Evan, Friday, 22 April 2016 17:13 (eight years ago) link
Firefox can't find the server at www.witch.facebook.
― how's life, Friday, 22 April 2016 17:15 (eight years ago) link
Which Facebook? Run's Facebook!
― T.L.O.P.son (Phil D.), Friday, 22 April 2016 19:24 (eight years ago) link
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Friday, 22 April 2016 21:12 (eight years ago) link
yuk yuk yuk
http://i67.tinypic.com/33xd57b.jpg
― Neanderthal, Friday, 22 April 2016 23:43 (eight years ago) link
har de har har har
― how's life, Friday, 22 April 2016 23:49 (eight years ago) link
70 variations of this post all over
― Neanderthal, Friday, 22 April 2016 23:49 (eight years ago) link
some involve Bieber tho and Kanye
This one, I'm just going to post the link to it rather than the image which is unpleasant.
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/13043772_735832229865328_2856401408026954468_n.jpg?oh=b3cdd4e2289bc88073f4554ce37cff94&oe=57B3DA87
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Saturday, 23 April 2016 23:18 (eight years ago) link
Man, facebook is so great.
― pplains, Sunday, 24 April 2016 01:41 (eight years ago) link
http://s31.postimg.org/p0tnruquz/dup.jpg
are you a big dubstep boy or a little dubstep boy
― qualx, Sunday, 24 April 2016 22:03 (eight years ago) link
Skrillex making macros in his spare time
― Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Sunday, 24 April 2016 22:21 (eight years ago) link
non dubstep friends
― Sean, let me be clear (silby), Sunday, 24 April 2016 22:40 (eight years ago) link
Can you even call them "friends"?
― Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Monday, 25 April 2016 01:24 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/13055400_10154275415109994_60808991547880885_n.jpg?oh=af6639a322c702ea99298ec238f0c850&oe=57B27AD1Returning to self.
― sisterhood of the baggering vance (Doctor Casino), Monday, 25 April 2016 04:58 (seven years ago) link
think that's literally the same artist as the tube sock tree sucker I posted
― qualx, Monday, 25 April 2016 05:02 (seven years ago) link
That artist has never tried to make a small child apologise to another small child
― a hairy, howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Monday, 25 April 2016 11:18 (seven years ago) link
^ otm
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 25 April 2016 16:49 (seven years ago) link
Well inner children are more important than actual children, as Walter Pater the art critic implies there
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 25 April 2016 22:55 (seven years ago) link
ugh my mom e-mailed me that Burning Man sculpture thing
― Οὖτις, Monday, 25 April 2016 23:05 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/KvewyU9.jpg
― ejemplo (crüt), Friday, 29 April 2016 11:31 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtl1/v/t1.0-0/p526x296/13094354_1591414744331564_1162143225124413539_n.jpg?oh=7e87292fc1175ab2d6dc6832b0f5a83e&oe=57B984E4#Nature
― sisterhood of the baggering vance (Doctor Casino), Friday, 29 April 2016 11:35 (seven years ago) link
xp which one's meant to be speaking there?
― a defense for Euro-Blackface (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 29 April 2016 11:37 (seven years ago) link
I love the US use of the word 'trail', I always imagine a path of sweets going into the forest.I thought it was about drugs trials or something for a moment
― kinder, Friday, 29 April 2016 11:40 (seven years ago) link
#ENDtheDRUGWAR
― a defense for Euro-Blackface (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 29 April 2016 11:48 (seven years ago) link
memes should never have more than like 10 words on them
― frogbs, Friday, 29 April 2016 12:08 (seven years ago) link
having a v hard time figuring out the position of the folks behind #ENDtheDRUGWAR. are they proposing we end the "drugwar" by just not having medicines anymore?
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 29 April 2016 12:32 (seven years ago) link
can't deny the prospect of ending the all the struggle, stopping trying to be master of my own destiny, and just going to lie in a ditch has seemed appealing to me at times
― ogmor, Friday, 29 April 2016 12:55 (seven years ago) link
what's the big deal, i see trails all the time when I take drugs.
― pplains, Friday, 29 April 2016 13:13 (seven years ago) link
http://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/1340902874218_4629440.png
― qualx, Saturday, 30 April 2016 08:50 (seven years ago) link
*wakes up at 6 and frantically texts everyone in phone*
― qualx, Saturday, 30 April 2016 08:51 (seven years ago) link
lol if one of my fb friends posted that I would immediately text them good morning, and continue to do so every day
― dat login (wins), Saturday, 30 April 2016 09:00 (seven years ago) link
I would always make sure to do it in like the 23rd hour of the day too
― dat login (wins), Saturday, 30 April 2016 09:01 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13087873_10100588453686223_807104146504552049_n.jpg?oh=034a576686b3e51a78edca47cd8d7480&oe=57B80E85
― nomar, Saturday, 30 April 2016 16:40 (seven years ago) link
― a defense for Euro-Blackface (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 30 April 2016 18:45 (seven years ago) link
Cool, looking forward to that but I may be at a movie
― ulysses, Saturday, 30 April 2016 20:53 (seven years ago) link
― Hadrian VIII, Sunday, 1 May 2016 12:45 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-0/p296x100/13139340_1806700722951308_3988035132379659215_n.jpg?oh=495f863b7246be149511c40907984778&oe=57A1A699
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 1 May 2016 20:12 (seven years ago) link
how girl is look
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Sunday, 1 May 2016 20:53 (seven years ago) link
,
― kinder, Sunday, 1 May 2016 21:22 (seven years ago) link
skin, muscle, marrow,
― emil.y, Sunday, 1 May 2016 21:23 (seven years ago) link
My wife is always telling me how much of a relief it is to get home and finally take off her eye brows.
― to bae or not to bae (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 1 May 2016 22:06 (seven years ago) link
good meme.
― how girl's (how's life), Sunday, 1 May 2016 23:15 (seven years ago) link
LASHES
― ulysses, Monday, 2 May 2016 00:19 (seven years ago) link
no-one sees me without eyebrows
no-one!
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 May 2016 03:25 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/13087682_10207531883467491_2315700623788072252_n.jpg?oh=5658096023d63d5dfdde2810a1b1e0fd&oe=57B57AD3
― de l'asshole (flopson), Monday, 2 May 2016 18:52 (seven years ago) link
I'm a one issue voter and that issue is comedic potential
― qualx, Monday, 2 May 2016 19:10 (seven years ago) link
http://www.redicecreations.com/specialreports/2005/05may/mayday.gif
― nomar, Tuesday, 3 May 2016 05:29 (seven years ago) link
is there a thread for illuminati style memes? love em
― niels, Tuesday, 3 May 2016 10:11 (seven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ChnHYmYU4AAFxgB.jpg:large
― ghosts that don't exist (Neil S), Wednesday, 4 May 2016 12:44 (seven years ago) link
ew, he's leaking maple syrup
― Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Wednesday, 4 May 2016 12:46 (seven years ago) link
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-MShbIjxyDAU/T4ocFstxFQI/AAAAAAAACyE/Urvok4gXHj0/s320/Alien-Ash-sweats-milky+substance.png
― a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Wednesday, 4 May 2016 12:49 (seven years ago) link
#WelfareQueens4Kasich
― a defense for Euro-Blackface (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 4 May 2016 13:16 (seven years ago) link
ketchup is totally a fruit btw u guys
― a defense for Euro-Blackface (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 4 May 2016 13:21 (seven years ago) link
no it's a vegetable!
― sciatica, Wednesday, 4 May 2016 15:56 (seven years ago) link
tbf, they could have used that meme for any of the candidates.
― nickn, Wednesday, 4 May 2016 17:10 (seven years ago) link
http://www.plunderbund.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/CryingIndian.png
(Note I was just looking for a "crying indian" image alone. That version was among the top results. Nice.)
― embryo mtv raps (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 4 May 2016 22:13 (seven years ago) link
This guy cried over litter. What a fucking pussy.
― pplains, Thursday, 5 May 2016 00:00 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/SmdLiom.jpg?2
― larry appleton, Thursday, 5 May 2016 17:39 (seven years ago) link
just how many beings does he think she's got?
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 5 May 2016 17:46 (seven years ago) link
COME HERE BENCH
― dat login (wins), Thursday, 5 May 2016 17:51 (seven years ago) link
99 problems but a bench ain't one
― embryo mtv raps (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 5 May 2016 18:09 (seven years ago) link
http://www.thegeektwins.com/2012/03/10-most-ridiculous-broken-back.html
― ulysses, Thursday, 5 May 2016 18:15 (seven years ago) link
oh man, i can't stand those dudes who wear beanies who are always carrying around a fist full of single dollar bills with their phones dangling out of their pockets.
― billstevejim, Thursday, 5 May 2016 18:30 (seven years ago) link
Sub-R. Crumb at best.
― nickn, Thursday, 5 May 2016 23:03 (seven years ago) link
Crumb patron saint of these guys in many respects
― a defense for Euro-Blackface (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 6 May 2016 07:38 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13043541_10154655233985400_8251988036854659976_n.jpg?oh=db6359f235e6c53270dc806b24b7911e&oe=57AD11DEhttps://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/12998539_1034386306616951_794073395588151259_n.jpg?oh=2fcbe45134d7bfdc2a7c814f90ec8c60&oe=57B4EE02https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13179081_1049816891740559_438575919489626640_n.jpg?oh=345e75e08b607bbe7501cc5f16dc670a&oe=57B40A44https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s526x395/13103351_10156857401515494_6241243473791268261_n.jpg?oh=f3f6cffdced87ea7764ba8b9c22ed006&oe=57A413D0
― how's life, Friday, 6 May 2016 12:07 (seven years ago) link
A sorta magical one-person meme run, imo.
― how's life, Friday, 6 May 2016 12:08 (seven years ago) link
Doesn't sound like Barthes.
― Sean, let me be clear (silby), Friday, 6 May 2016 14:05 (seven years ago) link
You'll find the courage you need to do That Thing you do, ooooo.
― nickn, Friday, 6 May 2016 18:38 (seven years ago) link
http://www.gablescinema.com/media/filmassets/slides/the-thing3.jpg
― 🐸a hairy howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Saturday, 7 May 2016 11:09 (seven years ago) link
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1629013477422181&set=a.1426630654327132.1073741828.100009406342190&type=3
― human and working on getting beer (longneck), Saturday, 7 May 2016 12:28 (seven years ago) link
Sorry
https://scontent-arn2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13087342_1629013477422181_6408083950769609467_n.jpg?oh=e70c6053b7a5603d5866539a58f9854b&oe=57E0135B
― human and working on getting beer (longneck), Saturday, 7 May 2016 12:29 (seven years ago) link
Well, yeah
― Sean, let me be clear (silby), Saturday, 7 May 2016 14:41 (seven years ago) link
Who are those mysterious 14 people?
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Saturday, 7 May 2016 15:04 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13151389_10154135815246354_1075256528113874247_n.jpg?oh=97ed8a2f44e43b138fa099484464f05c&oe=57B565CC
xpostThe faceless woman's female friends, I suppose?
― human and working on getting beer (longneck), Saturday, 7 May 2016 15:08 (seven years ago) link
FYI the caption went "Nailed it. #pornculture "I am a terrible human being.
― human and working on getting beer (longneck), Saturday, 7 May 2016 15:12 (seven years ago) link
had no idea you could find nudes on instagram... or just sketchy ones?
― pplains, Saturday, 7 May 2016 16:37 (seven years ago) link
Just askin'
― Pope Is Dad is cucking Frapp tho (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 7 May 2016 16:49 (seven years ago) link
https://31.media.tumblr.com/cb65f7117526dd59f31ea732f2c1e299/tumblr_inline_nj7e73lxJB1sjvw3v.gif
― pplains, Saturday, 7 May 2016 17:17 (seven years ago) link
❤ me like one of your french girls
― dat login (wins), Saturday, 7 May 2016 17:31 (seven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CiAWiz3WwAAZzV1.jpg
― ive seen enough Good Wife episodes (s.clover), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 05:04 (seven years ago) link
HAHAHAHAAhahaha omg
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 05:09 (seven years ago) link
Argh that nude sketch was a bit NSFW :(
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 05:15 (seven years ago) link
SFFB is usually SFB, sorry. Tell them your feminist friend posted it.
― human and working on getting beer (longneck), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 06:23 (seven years ago) link
Ehhh SFW I meant.
― human and working on getting beer (longneck), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 06:24 (seven years ago) link
david avocado wolfe giving away the game there.
― ulysses, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 21:32 (seven years ago) link
Social media is horrifying, even the clothed photo would have dozens of "I want to fuck you sooooooo bad" comments.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 21:44 (seven years ago) link
hell I see that every day on friends' profiles. usually some innocent selfie, followed by some skeevy comment and a reminder that "creepy comments will be deleted" and then someone apologizing for acting like the guy with the soiled shirt and the colt 45 whistling at people in front of the Food Lion
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 21:47 (seven years ago) link
Posting narcissistic photos for likes remains an alien concept to me anyway. Nothing makes me feel as old as that stuff.
― human and working on getting beer (longneck), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 21:59 (seven years ago) link
does the ability to read other people's intentions come with age?
― a poptimist consumed with celebrity culture and vacuous pop music (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 22:32 (seven years ago) link
Always.
― human and working on getting beer (longneck), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 22:43 (seven years ago) link
all my selfie likes keep me youthful
― lazy rascals, spending their substance, and more, in riotous living (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 23:10 (seven years ago) link
Credit where credit is due: every time I've tried to take a photo of myself the results have been ... unhappy, there must be a skill to it
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 11 May 2016 15:30 (seven years ago) link
Plus dunno if it's personal narcissism that has people posting selfies, so much as that selfies are the standard way of communicating on a lot of social media websites
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 11 May 2016 15:31 (seven years ago) link
There are numerous reasons for posting selfies, of course. Narcissism is one of them and I'm not even mad at it - we're all narcissists to some degree. My issue is with the pic I posted which takes for granted that your main reason for posting pics of yourself is to get as many likes as possible and that men or porn culture or whatever is to blame if your naked pic gets more attention than one where you're wearing clothes - but still striking the same coquettish pose. That's the kind of narcissism I just don't get.
― human and working on getting beer (longneck), Wednesday, 11 May 2016 16:55 (seven years ago) link
but both of the women are fictional, and the image at least appears to be an example of policing women on the internet and how they present themselves. i'm not sure going "oh yes but my issue is with my assumed motivations of Gallant, not how the Like-leavers receive Goofus" helps much.
i guess it could also be intended solely as a send-up of the catcalling males and what gets their attention but it's hard to separate this out. there's something about it which seems to be judging the woman too. maybe it's just me but i feel like the image is a symptom of the assumption that women's representations of themselves are fundamentally motivated by narcissism, or by a desire for loud catcalling approval from men.
― sisterhood of the baggering vance (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 11 May 2016 19:08 (seven years ago) link
I guilty lol'ed
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/13138841_1091877264252602_3612792189005298656_n.jpg?oh=7a3878f12d5762a0b530ea3cdb590cdf&oe=57AAA903
― a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Wednesday, 11 May 2016 19:34 (seven years ago) link
xpostOh absolutely. That is a big part of why it's so frustrating. In blaming whatever it is the picture is symptomatic of on «#porn culture» the women who post - and like - this seem very blind to their own - implied - assumptions «that women's representations of themselves are fundamentally motivated by narcissism, or by a desire for loud catcalling approval from men.» If not for porn culture they would be getting as many ig likes as Kim K, obviously.
― human and working on getting beer (longneck), Wednesday, 11 May 2016 19:36 (seven years ago) link
I think we're kind of talking past each other, but I can't tell? This meme is trouble.
― sisterhood of the baggering vance (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 11 May 2016 21:29 (seven years ago) link
the condom/bag photo is originally from the onion, where it was attached to a funnier joke:
http://www.theonion.com/graphic/man-unknowingly-purchases-lifetime-supply-of-condo-34865
(though I did lol at the bag joke as well, mea culpa)
― soref, Wednesday, 11 May 2016 21:34 (seven years ago) link
Ok, I lost control at the Onion's joke.
― how's life, Wednesday, 11 May 2016 21:56 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13138843_1363294807048847_5636951471800135211_n.jpg?oh=e7565f0d231897127a39353068d077a9&oe=579CFC04
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Thursday, 12 May 2016 06:16 (seven years ago) link
OK I need one of those.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 12 May 2016 06:48 (seven years ago) link
problematic imo
― a defense for Euro-Blackface (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 12 May 2016 10:03 (seven years ago) link
Yeah maybe it's a coincidence but the optics in that pic are of a white guy who doesn't want to get too close to black people.
― embryo mtv raps (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 12 May 2016 13:18 (seven years ago) link
Yeah, I pondered how to mention that.
― Mark G, Thursday, 12 May 2016 13:39 (seven years ago) link
it'll be funny when someone grabs that little hoop and whirls him into traffic.
― pplains, Thursday, 12 May 2016 13:44 (seven years ago) link
fuck that guy, fuck that concept, fuck the underlying argument of that being a reasonable line of thinking in the first place, fuck anyone who walks side by side down the sidewalk and doesn't fall into single file when you pass people on the sidewalk. don't live in a city if you don't like people standing close to you.
― ulysses, Thursday, 12 May 2016 14:03 (seven years ago) link
unless you're autistic or something
― a poptimist consumed with celebrity culture and vacuous pop music (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 12 May 2016 14:19 (seven years ago) link
everybody OTM. also the guy is very clearly dicking around on his phone, to boot
― sisterhood of the baggering vance (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 12 May 2016 14:19 (seven years ago) link
hard to tell but i like to think that's a pentagram
― dynamicinterface, Thursday, 12 May 2016 14:21 (seven years ago) link
fuck anyone who walks side by side down the sidewalk and doesn't fall into single file when you pass people on the sidewalk.
Yes, these people are terrible. The amount of bad sidewalk etiquette is appalling.
― jmm, Thursday, 12 May 2016 14:30 (seven years ago) link
It's a bitter sweet symphony, sure.
― Mark G, Thursday, 12 May 2016 14:31 (seven years ago) link
Obviously taking up more than your fair share of the pavement is abominable behaviour (though I suspect the thinking behind the [clearly not actually serious] invention is a retaliation against ~other people~ taking up too much pavement, and thus so goes a self-perpetuating cycle of aggravation that is the modern city). But I'm a bit "uh" about this: don't live in a city if you don't like people standing close to you. Like, do you genuinely believe everybody in the world gets to choose where they live? Do you not realise that this is not at all a possibility for billions of people?
― emil.y, Thursday, 12 May 2016 14:38 (seven years ago) link
i think it's a more workable possibility for that guy than building a personal space halo out of pvc pipeto be clear: i'm responding somewhat facetiously to a meme. I'm well aware of the lifestyle/financial restrictions of urban dwellers as I am one myself. No friendly fire intended.
― ulysses, Thursday, 12 May 2016 14:58 (seven years ago) link
It's from this page:http://westsidetoastmasters.com/resources/book_of_body_language/chap9.html
There are a wealth of photos of O_o!
― I have also been to Maine and, briefly, Nebraska (doo dah), Thursday, 12 May 2016 15:02 (seven years ago) link
OMG, it's the physical manifestation of the.... FRIEND ZONE (dundunduhhhhhh)
http://westsidetoastmasters.com/resources/book_of_body_language/images/195-personal_zone_distances.jpg
― emil.y, Thursday, 12 May 2016 15:18 (seven years ago) link
intimate zone = the left shin
― ejemplo (crüt), Thursday, 12 May 2016 15:22 (seven years ago) link
i will only support that hoop when the guy finishes the pentagram
― ejemplo (crüt), Thursday, 12 May 2016 15:24 (seven years ago) link
So based on the chart that guy's hoop size is set to "friend zone"
― Evan, Thursday, 12 May 2016 15:49 (seven years ago) link
Let's think more about this guy
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Thursday, 12 May 2016 16:00 (seven years ago) link
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-9OrZlUwgwfQ/UzbmpKJmsYI/AAAAAAAABS0/jkwk9ipkUBw/s1600/certif.png
― soref, Thursday, 12 May 2016 17:12 (seven years ago) link
^^^ That's the ultimate solution. Hermetically sealed from every other person on the planet.
― nickn, Thursday, 12 May 2016 17:56 (seven years ago) link
ulysses perfectly articulating how i feel towards the personal space facist
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 12 May 2016 21:25 (seven years ago) link
Partic bad, worst subgroup of these ppl are those unable to deal with the you-may-make-contact realities of a busy public transport system.
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Thursday, 12 May 2016 23:06 (seven years ago) link
one of my new hobbies is asking people to move their bags off the seat of the bus even if there are other seats available
― Sean, let me be clear (silby), Friday, 13 May 2016 02:34 (seven years ago) link
Difficult one to judge. Evidence for the prosecution:
- man who ate an apple next to me in crowded carriage: kssssssssssssssssssssss-shlunk. kunch kunch kunch. kssssssssssssssssss-shlunk. kunch kunch kunch. yuwulp.
- the corner of someone else's laptop that pushes very quickly into your back or shoulders and honestly feels like a punch, like you turn round angry
- you stand in kitchen alone. you turn round. housemate is there, as if out of nowhere, in what that image describes as your 'intimate zone', standing behind you, sullen and silent. keeps happening, you keep forgiving it as you're pretty sure he's not the full shilling. but then: one day you spot him from the other side, going into the kitchen, and see him ever so carefully opening the door and tip-toeing in ...
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Friday, 13 May 2016 12:22 (seven years ago) link
this should really go on the *creepiest sponsored ads on facebook* thread...
https://scontent.fbos1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/12814593_546665198829026_1959257083723515829_n.png?oh=e522791eb4d71688880b64e08a061064&oe=57E299F5
― scott seward, Monday, 16 May 2016 02:25 (seven years ago) link
or maybe it's beautiful to you and i'm the creep! i can't help but think of horror movies when i see things like that.
― scott seward, Monday, 16 May 2016 02:26 (seven years ago) link
also it's from a place called tees and hoodies and they will pray for your kidney:
previous repliesTees & HoodiesTees & Hoodies Gary, we have just lifted you up in prayer to our Heavenly Father that your kidney may be touched and healed. We will continue to pray for you and your family. It touched our heart that you thought of us to have the privilege of praying for you.
― scott seward, Monday, 16 May 2016 02:27 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/w1bzLpW.jpg
^ stop that
― ejemplo (crüt), Monday, 16 May 2016 11:07 (seven years ago) link
David Avocado strikes again...
https://scontent-cdg2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13138995_10153497341316512_85099994718946776_n.jpg?oh=fbab4cc04d717a702aca6df1e0efd0df&oe=57D5BDAB
Makes you think...
― TARANTINO! (dog latin), Wednesday, 18 May 2016 11:48 (seven years ago) link
I'm still thinking....
― TARANTINO! (dog latin), Wednesday, 18 May 2016 11:49 (seven years ago) link
not enough typos in that one
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 18 May 2016 17:18 (seven years ago) link
you stand in kitchen alone. you turn round. housemate is there, as if out of nowhere, in what that image describes as your 'intimate zone', standing behind you, sullen and silent. keeps happening, you keep forgiving it as you're pretty sure he's not the full shilling. but then: one day you spot him from the other side, going into the kitchen, and see him ever so carefully opening the door and tip-toeing in ...
OK dude if this is actually happening to you, move the fuck out before he knifes you or something.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 19 May 2016 00:12 (seven years ago) link
the snake is HILLARY and the fish is BERNIE
― Bnad, Thursday, 19 May 2016 02:55 (seven years ago) link
@trayce: I have come up with various moving out plans so I have a backdoor in case of this guy going into meltdown.
He's keen on dropping casual references to suicide and self-harm into conversation. FWIW I've rung up a mental health charity and discussed some of his behaviour with them (the kitchen creepin' is only part of it) and they said that overall it sounded like OCPD (as opposed to more regular OCD). Overall I'm more bothered about him doing something to himself than to anyone else ... light at the end of the tunnel is that he's mentioned that his current job gives him a commute that's too long so he himself wants to move.
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Friday, 20 May 2016 00:31 (seven years ago) link
this isn't something that I see on facebook, but I'm confused by the existence of these seemingly accurate but incredibly banal quote macros. are they made automatically by a bot? are they made for a joke to troll people?
http://izquotes.com/quotes-pictures/quote-i-loathe-cheese-it-makes-me-ill-colin-baker-10224.jpg
http://celebriot.com/quotes_img/a/alison-goldfrapp/alison-goldfrapp-quotes-11780.png
― soref, Saturday, 21 May 2016 18:42 (seven years ago) link
http://www.quotehd.com/imagequotes/authors43/tmb/colin-baker-actor-quote-i-loathe-cheese-it-makes-me.jpg
― soref, Saturday, 21 May 2016 18:44 (seven years ago) link
is the colin baker cheese thing some kind of meme? he seems to tweet about cheese quite a lot?
https://twitter.com/sawboneshex/status/630798391795130368
https://twitter.com/sawboneshex/status/721596816102449152
― soref, Saturday, 21 May 2016 18:55 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13263723_981570918579307_6617925376217363368_n.jpg?oh=84a2a29127fdf19a1a5b767d2c764fb9&oe=57D9A6D3
really tempted to make version of this with grieving parents of jihadists but am not sure it will be universally popular
― Noodle Vague, Sunday, 22 May 2016 11:30 (seven years ago) link
RIP dead war guy
― a defense for Euro-Blackface (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 22 May 2016 11:33 (seven years ago) link
these are my awards from army
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Sunday, 22 May 2016 11:36 (seven years ago) link
He's alive! He's right there! Am I the only one who can see him? Is he a ghost?
― how's life, Sunday, 22 May 2016 11:37 (seven years ago) link
no it says "their son" so that must be dad cosplaying his lad as a kind of moving tribute
― Noodle Vague, Sunday, 22 May 2016 11:38 (seven years ago) link
xp think he's the gardener
― a defense for Euro-Blackface (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 22 May 2016 12:07 (seven years ago) link
their son is 5 and he went to war
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Sunday, 22 May 2016 12:18 (seven years ago) link
when Johnny comes tricycling home again
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 22 May 2016 13:59 (seven years ago) link
1 share = 10 prayers now? Fucking inflation
― Evan, Sunday, 22 May 2016 14:06 (seven years ago) link
the prayers are also 25% less effective than prayers in 2002 according to UNICEF
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 22 May 2016 14:12 (seven years ago) link
Our thoughts and shares go out to them
― jmm, Sunday, 22 May 2016 14:16 (seven years ago) link
confirmation that an internet share is more effective than prayer
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 22 May 2016 14:35 (seven years ago) link
1 like = Allahu Akbar 1 share = 72 virgins
― a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Sunday, 22 May 2016 14:47 (seven years ago) link
You can not petition the Lord with shares!
― nickn, Sunday, 22 May 2016 18:19 (seven years ago) link
"Your penance is 30 Our Father's and 100 Hail Mary's."
"Hmmm. How many Likes does that translate to, Father?"
― pplains, Sunday, 22 May 2016 18:44 (seven years ago) link
kids these days have it so easy. back in my day chain letters used to require typing out ten copies and then affixing a postage stamp to each one. now that took real commitment.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Sunday, 22 May 2016 18:52 (seven years ago) link
1 deactivate account = 1 self-flagellation
― jmm, Sunday, 22 May 2016 18:56 (seven years ago) link
https://www.facebook.com/ClashDaily/photos/a.229456700504449.51029.228702593913193/981772771939501/?type=3&theater
― wizzz! (amateurist), Sunday, 22 May 2016 20:57 (seven years ago) link
please no flirting
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13245309_10154082979865638_7507404918566518338_n.jpg?oh=b5fb2c663869cf0e849d530b95ffb9ef&oe=57D387E2
― (main prostitute from Game Of Thrones) (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 10:05 (seven years ago) link
victorious marriages
― a defense for Euro-Blackface (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 10:45 (seven years ago) link
married? what is this 'married'? please explain again
― TARANTINO! (dog latin), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 10:51 (seven years ago) link
guess if things don't work out it becomes a loser marriage lol
― a defense for Euro-Blackface (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 10:56 (seven years ago) link
His marriage is roughly the color of an old jizz sock.
― how's life, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 11:15 (seven years ago) link
same
― (main prostitute from Game Of Thrones) (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 11:28 (seven years ago) link
"If you would like to flirt, my tinder account is at –"
― pplains, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 13:49 (seven years ago) link
-and we will remain SOCIAL MEDIA friends.
― ulysses, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 13:54 (seven years ago) link
Finally, an image bulletin to get all these WOMEN to quit flocking ME. I keep telling them "HI. I am married."
― Evan, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 14:17 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13266124_10153833552697880_5986860558354608947_n.jpg?oh=67e1dec053bf78562896c386ed2f331f&oe=57E7A2F2
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Saturday, 28 May 2016 17:11 (seven years ago) link
be an important person's mother
― qualx, Saturday, 28 May 2016 22:33 (seven years ago) link
who attempts to murder a black man in front of his family
― 🐸a hairy howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Sunday, 29 May 2016 08:45 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13263781_10153732032267711_6639916590552629510_n.jpg?oh=25d3cc3766ee89d5e254323778d9fd30&oe=57D2C4E2
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 29 May 2016 17:28 (seven years ago) link
shakespeare puts the lie to that one pretty easily
― ulysses, Sunday, 29 May 2016 18:20 (seven years ago) link
god, what are the other numbered sayings?
― how's life, Sunday, 29 May 2016 22:32 (seven years ago) link
http://positivists.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/1922-Wittgenstein-Tractatus-field-of-vision.gif
― ogmor, Sunday, 29 May 2016 22:40 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/yZnPjdW.jpg
― ejemplo (crüt), Monday, 30 May 2016 13:04 (seven years ago) link
what are these whips and chains raps i'm hearing about
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Monday, 30 May 2016 14:28 (seven years ago) link
WHEN RAPPERS RAP
― it's sort of a layered stunt (sheesh), Monday, 30 May 2016 16:02 (seven years ago) link
WHEN RAPPERS RAP ABOUT BRRRBBBRRRBBBRUH GRIM REAPAH
― ulysses, Monday, 30 May 2016 16:29 (seven years ago) link
a rapper rapping about hos and bitches and money
tbh i don't even think it is the same set of ppl in the two photographs and i'm not sure how we can be certain they are even listening to the music the captions suggest at these point
― So you are a hippocrite, face it! (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 30 May 2016 22:17 (seven years ago) link
the bottom one is pretty famously the grammy crowd reaction to kendrick iirc
― balls, Tuesday, 31 May 2016 19:43 (seven years ago) link
He'd have won one if he'd rapped that adam and the ants song then.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 31 May 2016 20:21 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/1929868_240863112929954_1436629128165907612_n.jpg?oh=910dc41635ec45e14166daf781c470bd&oe=57DD35BF
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 1 June 2016 00:54 (seven years ago) link
Is that Ed Sullivan
― Sean, let me be clear (silby), Wednesday, 1 June 2016 00:56 (seven years ago) link
I actually do remember that guy.
He just sat there, smoking cigarettes and telling unfunny jokes.
― pplains, Wednesday, 1 June 2016 01:29 (seven years ago) link
was he made of legos
― qualx, Wednesday, 1 June 2016 01:47 (seven years ago) link
this is the worst thing
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cj0q55wVAAELK9V.jpg
― germane geir hongro (s.clover), Wednesday, 1 June 2016 01:59 (seven years ago) link
Why does she have an enormous pine-tree car deodorizer on the ground behind her?
― 🐸a hairy howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Wednesday, 1 June 2016 02:42 (seven years ago) link
(That guy is Dave Allen, Irish comedian.)
― koogs, Wednesday, 1 June 2016 02:52 (seven years ago) link
so here, I thought, is just some overly smug, heavily pixelated jackanapes in a cheap suit and instead he turns out to be dave allen, irish comedian! i'll be blowed!
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 1 June 2016 02:57 (seven years ago) link
o hai lady w goethe quote do u like anime
― So you are a hippocrite, face it! (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 1 June 2016 09:22 (seven years ago) link
Dave Allen also decidedly *not* as politically incorrect as it was possible to get in his era
Yeah it struck me as weird, most of his stuff I've seen is warm and conciliatory, and they've had to pixelate him to get that smirk ...
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 1 June 2016 09:26 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13339470_1105071796226621_4075301975126835501_n.jpg?oh=5a54bac30597bf6dadb2e7d495d00396&oe=57CC7769
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 1 June 2016 09:27 (seven years ago) link
Koalas don't live in jungles, so I guess the joke's on them
― 🐸a hairy howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Wednesday, 1 June 2016 10:20 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13310599_1015212245200655_8704415338332557763_n.jpg?oh=d775035391ecd5d5ae5410f4860c07d5&oe=57C531F3
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 1 June 2016 13:23 (seven years ago) link
also candles.
― ulysses, Wednesday, 1 June 2016 17:23 (seven years ago) link
Backlash against the wonderful dave allen based on complete ignorance allied with blind trust in a clownish fb meme in a thread about the clownishness of fb memes probably says a lot about something.
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 June 2016 17:41 (seven years ago) link
What would you recommend of his darragh?
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 1 June 2016 19:07 (seven years ago) link
that one where he sits on a stool telling shaggy dog stories and having a drink
― Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 1 June 2016 19:12 (seven years ago) link
Thats the one
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 June 2016 23:03 (seven years ago) link
I thought that might have been a picture of Brother Dave Gardnerhttp://i.imgur.com/t6OIdiy.gif
― kind of lolth but mostly strahd (los blue jeans), Thursday, 2 June 2016 00:52 (seven years ago) link
very much people who have worked out how to live
― 🐸a hairy howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Thursday, 2 June 2016 02:05 (seven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CkEUNbFUUAEpWcc.jpg
― Sean, let me be clear (silby), Saturday, 4 June 2016 00:52 (seven years ago) link
http://home.wlv.ac.uk/~in5379/covers/fullsize/day_rained1.jpg
― Noodle Vague, Saturday, 4 June 2016 01:13 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eg9s2m6AJZg
― bucyrus ohio, vus cun nus en l’aria (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 4 June 2016 02:22 (seven years ago) link
http://s33.postimg.org/5502t8dz3/std.jpg
― qualx, Sunday, 5 June 2016 03:38 (seven years ago) link
Lol that's great
― Spottie, Sunday, 5 June 2016 03:43 (seven years ago) link
*Files under insane shit I have actually heard in a church*
― tsrobodo, Sunday, 5 June 2016 21:37 (seven years ago) link
jesus: like a rubber for your soul
― mario vargis loosa (wins), Sunday, 5 June 2016 21:44 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/993892_980000082107380_8561743924948307004_n.png?oh=63010a1b072934450b14134bc2c763d2&oe=57D6627D
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 5 June 2016 23:41 (seven years ago) link
yeah i love to feel how much effort it will take to clean that up you asshole get out of my hotel room
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Monday, 6 June 2016 00:16 (seven years ago) link
doesn't show the smashed-down hotel door room and security guard with head caved in by fire axe that led to that moment
― 🐸a hairy howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Monday, 6 June 2016 01:30 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13322208_10104920243020442_3963391155968165848_n.jpg
― full of grapes (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 6 June 2016 13:08 (seven years ago) link
or maybe https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13322208_10104920243020442_3963391155968165848_n.jpg?oh=72ee399b77abc5c54c556fb42db5dcfa&oe=57C18322
― full of grapes (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 6 June 2016 13:09 (seven years ago) link
That doesnt even make sense.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 03:53 (seven years ago) link
I shall defer explanation of the above joke to eminent ilxor: carthago delenda est.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 04:00 (seven years ago) link
http://imgur.com/gallery/rkCLOtake a deep breath because it's a long way to the other side
― De La Soul is no Major Lazer (ulysses), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 05:55 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/ZOI7oCY.png
― De La Soul is no Major Lazer (ulysses), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 05:56 (seven years ago) link
wow i did not see where that was going at all
― germane geir hongro (s.clover), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 05:59 (seven years ago) link
most unique form of "political correctness of ruining America!" i've ever seen, i'll give it that
― Nhex, Tuesday, 7 June 2016 06:01 (seven years ago) link
tl;dlol
― Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 7 June 2016 08:40 (seven years ago) link
At the risk of labelling tho, whoever made that is a dick
ulysses, maybe post this in response, for the lols?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHWCXyKKUIw
― So you are a hippocrite, face it! (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 09:20 (seven years ago) link
haven't quite mustered up the will to check out the comments on that vid yet.
yeah, it is as i hypothesised there are a lot of racist ones.
― So you are a hippocrite, face it! (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 09:22 (seven years ago) link
u know sometimes i fear that the internet is failing 2 fulfil the enourmous emancipatory potential identified by 1990s tech-utopians
― So you are a hippocrite, face it! (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 09:26 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13346738_1603505669941171_5206358540932016480_n.jpg?oh=a9413607ea40dd6edcc973795277acd7&oe=57CA8BBE
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 8 June 2016 01:23 (seven years ago) link
so glad I grew up in a swamp
― Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Wednesday, 8 June 2016 02:34 (seven years ago) link
http://s32.postimg.org/hiltdb2o5/foolishness.jpg
― 🐸a hairy howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Wednesday, 8 June 2016 02:53 (seven years ago) link
Part of the trouble with that comic about labeling is it imagines a world where there aren't actual racists who murder people, only complicated but well-meaning people who sometimes make 'stupid comments'
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 8 June 2016 17:41 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/t31.0-8/s960x960/13002332_490223117844094_5298978675788798425_o.jpg
― how's life, Wednesday, 8 June 2016 19:13 (seven years ago) link
hoo boy
― Sean, let me be clear (silby), Wednesday, 8 June 2016 19:16 (seven years ago) link
wtf?
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 8 June 2016 19:17 (seven years ago) link
ahhhhahahahaha
― pleas to Nietzsche (WilliamC), Wednesday, 8 June 2016 19:26 (seven years ago) link
carefully crafted so as not to show their beautiful teeth
― De La Soul is no Major Lazer (ulysses), Wednesday, 8 June 2016 19:27 (seven years ago) link
(i also appreciate wight dorke over on the right hand side)
― De La Soul is no Major Lazer (ulysses), Wednesday, 8 June 2016 19:28 (seven years ago) link
Is that Thom Yorke?
― cookware regression (Dinsdale), Wednesday, 8 June 2016 19:39 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/l/t1.0-9/13178846_499893820210357_5804187967487290319_n.jpg?oh=e746a51bf3609ccb4cd0068ae28a1e94&oe=57D8D2DE
― frogbs, Wednesday, 8 June 2016 19:41 (seven years ago) link
"This is mind control to Major Tom"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2JaM86xpqo&feature=youtu.be
― emil.y, Wednesday, 8 June 2016 19:48 (seven years ago) link
that fluroide stare, wow. images that look like a deep-dreamed something, but aren't.
― bucyrus ohio, vus cun nus en l’aria (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 8 June 2016 21:29 (seven years ago) link
This has to be a joke Facebook group.
https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13094166_494908994042173_5098755278390562612_n.jpg?oh=3ac9c8bc4059e039d31ba7fb0f2123ad&oe=580A5567
― jmm, Wednesday, 8 June 2016 21:45 (seven years ago) link
can't tell if serious or struggling to make a point
― qualx, Wednesday, 8 June 2016 22:18 (seven years ago) link
― cookware regression (Dinsdale), Wednesday, 8 June 2016 20:39 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― plums (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 9 June 2016 04:57 (seven years ago) link
The visual style reminds me a bit of those paintings where, like, Obama is peeing on the Constitution and Jesus and George Washington are in the background going NO and Bill Clinton is in the background going like AW YEAH.
Found it - Jon McNaughton.
http://www.jonmcnaughton.com/content/CategoryImages/EmpoweredMan.jpg
― full of grapes (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 9 June 2016 12:50 (seven years ago) link
So Thom Yorke's in the first one and Damon Albarn's in that one? I don't get why they're adding all the 90s UK rockers.
― pplains, Thursday, 9 June 2016 14:24 (seven years ago) link
I bet Premier Inn has a moon-shaped pool.
― jmm, Thursday, 9 June 2016 14:32 (seven years ago) link
Yabbut it's so hard to keep the water in.
― full of grapes (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 9 June 2016 14:47 (seven years ago) link
Look at them all eating burgers and smoking and eating ice-creams and talking on PHONES ... tut tut
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Thursday, 9 June 2016 16:43 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13393905_976939485751567_273104340789557270_n.jpg?oh=71545fc292f6416773aeda4f54a99777&oe=57CDF801
― de l'asshole (flopson), Thursday, 9 June 2016 21:56 (seven years ago) link
^ looks snopesworthy to me
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 9 June 2016 22:03 (seven years ago) link
^ plot of an episode of Only Fools and Horses, iirc
― ailsa, Friday, 10 June 2016 06:50 (seven years ago) link
YOU SELFISH FUCK
https://scontent.fman1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13312673_1474207656017496_115108942668836756_n.jpg?oh=f138e84630b05f31f7c61ec634259c2b&oe=580BC95D
― Trump is dong (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 11 June 2016 17:54 (seven years ago) link
hah amazing even by the pas-agg standards of Facebook macros that's special
― ghosts that don't exist (Neil S), Saturday, 11 June 2016 18:17 (seven years ago) link
transparently parodic
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 11 June 2016 18:29 (seven years ago) link
Yes, obv. Still good though.
― Mark G, Saturday, 11 June 2016 21:40 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p480x480/10410843_605716279533309_2239771239092233967_n.jpg?oh=3b8834c344c784777b9006c181d37b3a&oe=580CCAA4
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 12 June 2016 18:31 (seven years ago) link
Mark Twain it ain't
― Sean, let me be clear (silby), Sunday, 12 June 2016 18:32 (seven years ago) link
Funny you mention
http://i.imgur.com/dXXj8kz.jpg
― pplains, Sunday, 12 June 2016 18:56 (seven years ago) link
normally don't post eleciton memes here but
https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13419271_10209822144054926_5001597959796705881_n.jpg?oh=c08321fb1f821fe1fa1ebcb9a7955a17&oe=57D4592A
― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Monday, 13 June 2016 03:42 (seven years ago) link
needs more exclamation marks
― lettered and hapful (symsymsym), Monday, 13 June 2016 04:12 (seven years ago) link
bernie! squeeeeeeee! *cums*
― yolo mostly (sleepingbag), Monday, 13 June 2016 04:19 (seven years ago) link
https://theawl.com/the-triumphant-rise-of-the-shitpic-e25d8e5af9bc#.640y3pfyw
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 13 June 2016 04:39 (seven years ago) link
Good-ass post
― MrExplorer, Monday, 13 June 2016 05:24 (seven years ago) link
https://www.facebook.com/senatorsanders/photos/a.91485152907.84764.9124187907/10154870260892908/?type=3
Another case of a legit problem being "illustrated" by a meaningless and ridiculous statistical comparison.
― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Monday, 13 June 2016 16:58 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13450876_10154870260892908_3611288610609116163_n.jpg?oh=c3dc5246490289b664433c7e5c236f49&oe=580786FB
Obviously, we should invest more in law schools.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 13 June 2016 16:59 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13445610_1054222147979073_3754800261427201038_n.jpg?oh=c23e83832835af3c4e211705efa6c9de&oe=57CA74EE
― global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 15 June 2016 03:04 (seven years ago) link
<3 <3 <3
https://twitter.com/cd_hooks/status/742556311863230464
― germane geir hongro (s.clover), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 03:14 (seven years ago) link
http://i63.tinypic.com/10cjng2.jpg
― yolo mostly (sleepingbag), Thursday, 16 June 2016 15:18 (seven years ago) link
― Sean, let me be clear (silby), Thursday, 16 June 2016 15:22 (seven years ago) link
actual lol
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 16 June 2016 15:25 (seven years ago) link
Yeah, 10 is a little young for me, no thanks
― I'm Martin Sheen, I'm Ben Vereen (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 16 June 2016 15:25 (seven years ago) link
way to try to slip that into the mix there
― De La Soul is no Major Lazer (ulysses), Thursday, 16 June 2016 16:16 (seven years ago) link
that looks like a prank imho, people will glance at it and share in the general spirit of the thing, and then, HA HA
― Harvey Manfrenjensenden (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 16 June 2016 16:36 (seven years ago) link
that bernie one is some real nouveau american russian style commie poster
someone make that poster into an illustration
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Thursday, 16 June 2016 16:49 (seven years ago) link
I've seen sincere versions of that couples poster, they had ages like 25 and 15 but still
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Thursday, 16 June 2016 18:22 (seven years ago) link
― Nhex, Thursday, 16 June 2016 18:47 (seven years ago) link
lollll that is amazing
― frogbs, Thursday, 16 June 2016 19:18 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13412927_10153720083993753_1109371837017806037_n.jpg?oh=658bbc380cd0b2699e93d2d4dec8d628&oe=57CED5B1
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Saturday, 18 June 2016 18:20 (seven years ago) link
Huh?
― rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Saturday, 18 June 2016 18:28 (seven years ago) link
standard "false flag" delusion
― Noodle Vague, Saturday, 18 June 2016 18:28 (seven years ago) link
It's horrible, but there's a certain humour in the idea that the lizards would go on linkedin and recruit actors
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Saturday, 18 June 2016 18:38 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/10302430_10152124886298667_8278002930073340364_n.jpg?oh=2c285355a6e14a194bc27a6dabc1ceaf&oe=57D9CEF7
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Saturday, 18 June 2016 18:44 (seven years ago) link
thought those body paint animals were p cool tbh
― oh, amazonaws (wins), Saturday, 18 June 2016 18:47 (seven years ago) link
I also like sand artists
― oh, amazonaws (wins), Saturday, 18 June 2016 18:49 (seven years ago) link
But were you mindblown?
― niels, Sunday, 19 June 2016 00:28 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s526x395/13413787_769937123142757_4663160352700526617_n.jpg?oh=c9d757a4ed5e2644684e1f0b8acbcf75&oe=57D44354
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 20 June 2016 18:41 (seven years ago) link
voted Chaotic Neutral
― Noodle Vague, Monday, 20 June 2016 22:23 (seven years ago) link
They have a good dance.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 10:36 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13501941_1631859287132651_8189353992797806981_n.jpg?oh=373d372824637120b884120634a4023a&oe=57C3CE57
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 22:34 (seven years ago) link
"merman was the first book of poetry written by reggie nulan its about loniliness lust loveand pain reggie writes from the heart you can feel his sadness come off the pagesand wonder how such a young poet has felt and been through so much his poems are very confessional after only reading a couple of poems merman is hard to put down "
― emil.y, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 22:44 (seven years ago) link
Interesting snopes thing about the conspiracy theory of 'crisis actors' as in the one I posted above:
http://www.snopes.com/patience-carter-crisis-actor-orlando/
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 23:40 (seven years ago) link
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/Clm1LmvWQAERiSQ.jpg
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Thursday, 23 June 2016 15:34 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent.fbos1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13557712_1560883354217208_726041905143794975_n.jpg?oh=8242f06729b8c6cfe6e3fff2ce046443&oe=5805AFFF
― scott seward, Tuesday, 5 July 2016 03:07 (seven years ago) link
have one fb acquaintance who's been making the argument that the sit-in showed just how sorry a state the democrats are in to allow themselves to be less left-wing than the republicans - the second amendment remaining key to upholding a great jacobin revolutionary tradition in the usa, of course. ?????
― lazy rascals, spending their substance, and more, in riotous living (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 5 July 2016 03:23 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/11666119_10207218335635933_4724224067212621227_n.jpg?oh=c1062b8f1b0f4b9e2c68128a16900c1e&oe=57EF6069
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Thursday, 7 July 2016 10:16 (seven years ago) link
http://www.azquotes.com/picture-quotes/quote-then-i-starter-krompy-kromp-with-kroomp-krompp-and-the-i-kromped-all-over-the-krommmmp-busta-rhymes-86-60-00.jpg
― queen elseq of ærendelle (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 7 July 2016 23:45 (seven years ago) link
To the pregnant 🐣women on social media posting constant updates and belly pictures... I love seeing how excited you are to become a mommy.❤To the person who posts their whereabouts, new gadgets💻, thanks for showing how blessed you are. This will set as a reminder for us to work and strive to achieve our goals.👍🏼To the 👧💁women posting selfies...thanks for letting young girls know that it's okay to love yourself and to feel beautiful!💜To the mom posting a million pictures of her👧👦 👶 kids... it makes my heart so happy to see parents so proud of and loving their babies!💚👫👬👭To the 💍👰💏 married couple constantly posting sappy love posts....thank you for being a reminder to the next generation that all hope isn't lost and happy marriages most definitely DO exist.💋To the business owners who constantly post about their businesses... keep going! Your 💪 strong will and passion for what you do is astounding! Even in the midst of all the negative remarks, you keep on going for yourself and your family!💎To the person posting about their fitness journey and how they decided to change their lifestyle for health reasons or just to look or feel better about themselves... I love seeing your progress pictures, your healthy meals 🍎, gym check ins💪... I especially love seeing your before and after pictures!!👦👧To the stay at home mom posting about being able to cook and or bake 🍜🍮🍞often for their family... I love seeing all you can do with your kids 👫👫 and all those pictures you get to take of the moments you don't want to forget.To the mom posting about how challenging their days can be because she has a job either because she needs to or simply because she loves her career 💇💃🏻👮👷... I love seeing how you manage👏 being a hard working mom. 👪👫Let's stop being annoyed by everything and start lifting each other up! 😘 🙌❤🙌#empowereachother #bethechange #makingthisworldbetter
To the adult person who hasn't gotten over emojis, go fuck yourself.
― Roz, Tuesday, 12 July 2016 02:32 (seven years ago) link
That's pretty much a list of what we complain about here.
Oddly doesn't mention cat pictures.
― koogs, Tuesday, 12 July 2016 03:42 (seven years ago) link
that's because everyone loves cat pictures!
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Tuesday, 12 July 2016 04:16 (seven years ago) link
To the business owners who constantly post about their businesses
I guess I must have removed these people from my feed bc that sounds annoying as shit.
― billstevejim, Tuesday, 12 July 2016 04:29 (seven years ago) link
To the business owners who constantly post about their businesses... keep going! Your 💪 strong will and passion for what you do is astounding! Even in the midst of all the negative remarks
Must be a pretty shit business if they are "in the midst of all the negative remarks" btw.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 12 July 2016 05:43 (seven years ago) link
To the fascists constantly posting tacky memes about soldiers, and links to breitbart stories about impending sharia law...
― So you are a hippocrite, face it! (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 12 July 2016 07:48 (seven years ago) link
Was this close to making my own ILX version of that list, but I've been on thin ice lately anyway.
― pplains, Tuesday, 12 July 2016 13:18 (seven years ago) link
Way too easy to read that list sarcastically. Obv needs more emoticons.
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 14 July 2016 13:56 (seven years ago) link
I mean emojis
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 14 July 2016 13:57 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13620749_1183631498333848_5496862312781313593_n.jpg?oh=5e4e1f9f3042c10ea71a1fc6db1952ae&oe=57F8CC26
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Thursday, 14 July 2016 18:43 (seven years ago) link
lonely guy thinking baout planes
― emil.y, Thursday, 14 July 2016 18:46 (seven years ago) link
that dog has serious depersonalization issues, it seems. sad
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Thursday, 14 July 2016 18:56 (seven years ago) link
The dog is happier because he is a big fan of recursion.
― Horizontal Superman is invulnerable (aldo), Friday, 15 July 2016 11:31 (seven years ago) link
no you don't understand 'happier' is the name of my dog
― brexit through the rift shock (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 15 July 2016 11:51 (seven years ago) link
goes to show that life isn't all about money and cars and houses and planes
― TARANTINO! (dog latin), Friday, 15 July 2016 12:00 (seven years ago) link
sorry, that was pretty much just emil.y's joke i repeated there.
http://67.media.tumblr.com/7b6618cda6a9e84f815126294d15c2c2/tumblr_o7p80sFjnx1qh1ay9o1_500.jpg
― report your crimes to my burning ghost cock (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 15 July 2016 23:51 (seven years ago) link
in a world of children of immense privilege
be a child of a very slightly different kind of immense privilege
I'm guessing those business owners are the poor schmucks in MLM schemes and the negativity is pointing out that it's an MLM scheme.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 15 July 2016 23:53 (seven years ago) link
i guess everyone's vocabulary size is within a couple hundred words of each other
― nomar, Saturday, 16 July 2016 00:41 (seven years ago) link
OMG yes I ended up hiding that page from my feed, even tho I admit I did the damn thing myself. I didnt post the results tho. OK, so we're all wordy? Nice work, insecurity!
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Saturday, 16 July 2016 05:36 (seven years ago) link
Was that your number one word?
― Mark G, Saturday, 16 July 2016 07:11 (seven years ago) link
Guys I'm fluent in English
― O, Barack: flaws (wins), Saturday, 16 July 2016 07:30 (seven years ago) link
lol that HBC one
"In a world of women's livelihoods being directly based on their appearance... be one of the most beautiful women on the planet"
ok then
― kinder, Saturday, 16 July 2016 10:16 (seven years ago) link
I just thought it meant that we should hold coffee cups.
― rhymes with month (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 16 July 2016 12:39 (seven years ago) link
Haha so I actually did the vocab quiz, it certainly seems designed to flatter
― O, Barack: flaws (wins), Saturday, 16 July 2016 15:52 (seven years ago) link
It's funny I thought Cosmo/buzzfeed style personality quizzes were extremely popular but totally uncool for a while now so it's interesting to see which ones manage to get thru and go viral among the people who would normally be sharing clickhole parodies disdaining this stuff (in this case you don't have to be Shakespeare to figure out what's appealing to these people obv)
― O, Barack: flaws (wins), Saturday, 16 July 2016 15:55 (seven years ago) link
I was trying to find out the origin of these sorts of quizzes and found this:
http://www.cjr.org/behind_the_news/in_search_of_the_ur-quiz.php
(Basically, nobody knows)
― O, Barack: flaws (wins), Saturday, 16 July 2016 15:59 (seven years ago) link
https://i.redd.it/iea9soh1eu8x.jpg
― woke-ing class zero (s.clover), Sunday, 17 July 2016 01:09 (seven years ago) link
Is he meant to look like Bill Maher?
― rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Sunday, 17 July 2016 02:54 (seven years ago) link
https://pics.onsizzle.com/they-need-to-have-a-workemon-go-game-where-you-3099988.png
― frank field of the nephilim (NickB), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 22:27 (seven years ago) link
― ghosts that don't exist (Neil S), Thursday, 21 July 2016 10:02 (seven years ago) link
too subtle imo
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Thursday, 21 July 2016 12:03 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent.fbos1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13697082_521388598057694_585464514912387228_n.jpg?oh=8b298e5e58468e02d4516ae3ef90638b&oe=57E89024
― scott seward, Friday, 22 July 2016 17:02 (seven years ago) link
dangerous candles
― geometry-stabilized craft (art), Friday, 22 July 2016 17:05 (seven years ago) link
low flow toilet? ciabatta?
― For this happened a Zweigelt (doo dah), Friday, 22 July 2016 17:06 (seven years ago) link
domt allow cats
― Evan, Friday, 22 July 2016 17:08 (seven years ago) link
oh! apartments that domt allow cats. gotcha
http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/fistful-of-frags-weapon-stats/images/8/83/Fof_dynamite.png/revision/latest?cb=20150303142956
― kasybian (wins), Friday, 22 July 2016 17:08 (seven years ago) link
i smell a poll
― we're gonna live in spatula city (Doctor Casino), Friday, 22 July 2016 17:13 (seven years ago) link
wouldn't be the first time ilx polled a shit list
― kasybian (wins), Friday, 22 July 2016 17:14 (seven years ago) link
clue in plain sight: seizures
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 22 July 2016 17:14 (seven years ago) link
Matthew Sweet! that cracked me up...
― scott seward, Friday, 22 July 2016 17:37 (seven years ago) link
apartments that Domt allow cats
― Scott Baiowulf (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 22 July 2016 18:20 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13707565_1245128815521117_2464984411580737720_n.jpg?oh=9dde9042b46dff5c8649e60bcfd39bf4&oe=58288680
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Friday, 22 July 2016 21:45 (seven years ago) link
emphasis on "higher" i guess
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Saturday, 23 July 2016 03:17 (seven years ago) link
Don't be sadI know you willBut don't give up untilWear comfy clothes and have a day
― it's sort of a layered stunt (sheesh), Saturday, 23 July 2016 03:20 (seven years ago) link
Ease up, the guy looks like he was canned at the lumberjack tryouts.
― MatthewK, Saturday, 23 July 2016 05:55 (seven years ago) link
So stay in pajamas all day eating snacks.
― Evan, Saturday, 23 July 2016 12:41 (seven years ago) link
this showed up in my FB feed because a relative who I thought was fairly liberal posted it:
https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13681054_1052441378171875_1696336495166479521_n.jpg?oh=1183cb72388ea744953b50b09da71046&oe=58369E75
You can imagine the quality of comments on this one...
― Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Wednesday, 27 July 2016 19:49 (seven years ago) link
sorry, should have said a relative liked it, not posted it...
all the victim were old women in disguise
― lettered and hapful (symsymsym), Thursday, 28 July 2016 01:55 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13659208_1730230557240526_654056775174738989_n.jpg?oh=369ee1567f2c23424a74fc5b7a990368&oe=58106A04
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Friday, 29 July 2016 14:21 (seven years ago) link
Talent requires hard work to perfect, but natural ability is real and helps get the ball rolling. I don't spend my time learning how to draw because I know I lack the ability to do it well and no amount of hard work will get me there.
― Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Friday, 29 July 2016 15:34 (seven years ago) link
Plus having to hold a crayon for 20 years seems inconvenient
― tsrobodo, Friday, 29 July 2016 15:36 (seven years ago) link
i think that altho his point is unnecessarily aggro and hectoring, as is the fashion, it's mostly right
― #SaveMarinaraJuice (Noodle Vague), Friday, 29 July 2016 15:42 (seven years ago) link
yeah that's totally correct, it's just something that's kind of pointless to be a dick about
― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Friday, 29 July 2016 15:43 (seven years ago) link
like, that person is going to keep on wishing, but probably not even that often, and you're going to keep on drawing so
― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Friday, 29 July 2016 15:44 (seven years ago) link
yeah true
― #SaveMarinaraJuice (Noodle Vague), Friday, 29 July 2016 15:46 (seven years ago) link
what's the opposite of a humblebrag? a hubrisbrag?
― #SaveMarinaraJuice (Noodle Vague), Friday, 29 July 2016 15:47 (seven years ago) link
I've also just become kind of attracted as an adult to the exercise of practicing a lot to get better at things I'm "naturally" bad at. Not that I become brilliant at them, but I find the progress I'm able to make at them incredibly satisfying, and it makes me think I probably underestimated my ability to be good at certain things when I was young on account of the overestimation of natural talent in western culture.
― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Friday, 29 July 2016 15:47 (seven years ago) link
process not product!
but yeah i find myself regularly telling kids who want to be games designers or musicians or writers or whatever to always be making stuff, in their free time, not just waiting for the 10 hours a week they spend in a classroom with somebody nagging them
― #SaveMarinaraJuice (Noodle Vague), Friday, 29 July 2016 15:51 (seven years ago) link
Drawing one kinda takes us full circle to the original 'artist thing' in a way. Like NV I think the point's not totally ill-taken, it just sounds obnoxious because the actual context of comments like this "omg you're so good, I wish I could draw!" is usually a kind of casual friendly compliment. It's underthought because it does diminish the hard work the person has put in, as if their art is some kind of neat party trick they can do and not, like, their career or their passion... but it's kind of a banal nicety and I feel like most artists kinda are willing to let those things slide when they're meant well.
― we're gonna live in spatula city (Doctor Casino), Friday, 29 July 2016 16:31 (seven years ago) link
Dr. C and man alive otm.
There does seem to be a period of greater porousness to learning in childhood (which makes sense, biologically). That window closes somewhat in adulthood (for a lot of people) (for a lot of pursuits). I totes respect people who try to learn a language or learn an instrument or begin to paint as adults, but it's a much harder learning curve for them than it would be if they were children, because children tend to be more malleable and adults tend to be set in their ways.
For example, I spoke French pretty well when I was 13 or so, but it's all completely lost from disuse. I very much want to learn Spanish, because it's widely spoken in my neighborhood and in my social circle. But every time I open a book or put on a CD I get discouraged, because I'm just not as porous to language-learning as I was 40 years ago. Ditto for reading music, which I cannot do (though I play lots of instruments and write and record and perform songs). Not for lack of sincere trying, I just think the window of porousness has closed.
One thing I think would be helpful is if people embraced amateurism as a reasonable pathway. Personally, I draw and paint more or less the way I do. I play the guitar like myself. I don't need to compete with professionals in those arenas if I'm allowed to just do them for fun, on the front porch on a lazy Saturday.
But the focus on excellence - if you aren't Olympic-caliber by age 9, you should give up gymnastics - sometimes keeps us away from doing things just for fun.
― mandolinsanity (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 29 July 2016 17:21 (seven years ago) link
just assumed that was a scott adams post
― he mea ole, he kanaka lapuwale (sciatica), Friday, 29 July 2016 17:31 (seven years ago) link
Mad puffin, have you tried memrise? Free learning app, do a bit every day and it gives you points. Found it quite good for building up vocabulary and then as for grammar well, we'll see about that but with the steady drip feed of words going into my head I feel less discouraged
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Friday, 29 July 2016 18:25 (seven years ago) link
As for me, that artist thing I posted just makes me too angry for words - it's the sort of unconscious sales-pitch/giving-a-ted-talk/randian/dawkinsian rhetoric that person is using.
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Friday, 29 July 2016 18:28 (seven years ago) link
i'll try memrise, thanks
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Saturday, 30 July 2016 04:44 (seven years ago) link
Although ...
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13880409_1120637984659632_66544701805625623_n.jpg?oh=08a2428e28be90a3045364636d1157d1&oe=582BC86F
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 1 August 2016 04:22 (seven years ago) link
My tongue has a tongue. That's why I don't need a nose.
― Evan, Monday, 1 August 2016 05:25 (seven years ago) link
thought that was just an advanced case of thrush at first.
― how's life, Monday, 1 August 2016 09:16 (seven years ago) link
this one really irked me somehow
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10101092530811487&set=a.866901146187.2227381
― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Monday, 1 August 2016 16:10 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13880413_10101092530811487_2456312721011320432_n.jpg?oh=555eb1beee3c8e96cf21fce0b2b38eb4&oe=5812ACED
― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Monday, 1 August 2016 16:11 (seven years ago) link
Combination of gross narcissism and two different terrible meme concepts ("leveling up" and "not sorry")
― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Monday, 1 August 2016 16:12 (seven years ago) link
Feel like "not sorry" has a lot of good uses, but I'm mainly thinking of things like "women have been raised since birth to apologize for X, and I'm not doing it anymore!" Put against that, every use of it in connection with something totally stupid about which nobody would ever feel compelled to apologize is just maddening. Who is going around demanding apologies for leveling up...? I get the strong whiff of Gamergate meets Harrison Bergeron - those SJWs would like nothing better than to keep everybody stuck at Level 1 with only leather armor and a short sword! etc.
― we're gonna live in spatula city (Doctor Casino), Monday, 1 August 2016 16:53 (seven years ago) link
'come in my life'
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13900131_1055862007828798_2243408289653821017_n.jpg?oh=d08e712247f8a6a641e8e6507b4c5d05&oe=5819025F
― pokemon go speed run (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 1 August 2016 16:58 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p417x417/13718624_1223307464347509_267298781799549078_n.jpg?oh=90c11168982c91aa4bfa0bd34022dbd3&oe=58228795
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 1 August 2016 19:35 (seven years ago) link
I want circular saws implanted in my brain.
― emil.y, Monday, 1 August 2016 19:50 (seven years ago) link
― we're gonna live in spatula city (Doctor Casino), Monday, August 1, 2016 11:53 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Yeah, the person who posted it actually tends toward a mix of feminist and weirdly narcissistic facebook posting. Definitely not a gamergater, but a weird sort of appending of feminist trappings to "look how awesome I am."
― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Monday, 1 August 2016 20:09 (seven years ago) link
Fuck you!!!! You disgust me. You bastards. I'm going to kill you. (Now read bottom to top.)
Can't claim credit for that masterpiece but the sentiment is mine
― kinder, Monday, 1 August 2016 20:38 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p480x480/13921035_1063113340391692_699530735887787255_n.jpg?oh=6b6f041377cd78d7f34a05ad8d8eb707&oe=581D5D37
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Friday, 5 August 2016 19:32 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13659104_1059838484052511_6491619883747319321_n.jpg?oh=c273bee948f561cd10f3a745bbeb1636&oe=58557817
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Friday, 5 August 2016 19:35 (seven years ago) link
http://i67.tinypic.com/rhpytd.jpg
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 6 August 2016 03:10 (seven years ago) link
Is that a Lupe lyric
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 6 August 2016 03:11 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-cdg2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13962669_1257631580923171_7441690137786814117_n.jpg?oh=e24f8cfffacabb33e9f7729aed2598b6&oe=585B0F05
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 10 August 2016 11:29 (seven years ago) link
Nikola giving it the Poochie the Hound eyebrow raise there
― Neil S, Wednesday, 10 August 2016 11:32 (seven years ago) link
*fewer
― esempiu (crüt), Wednesday, 10 August 2016 15:53 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13876304_1090214674360742_6922462100063890196_n.jpg?oh=16a465e801fead86ef5beaaadeef6675&oe=581095C4
― Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 11 August 2016 01:02 (seven years ago) link
shared by an account called Cold Dead Hands, with caption #TRUTH
― Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 11 August 2016 01:04 (seven years ago) link
delicious and proud consumerism
― Nhex, Thursday, 11 August 2016 01:08 (seven years ago) link
When you give poor people money and they buy food with it, that employs farmers, truckers, and grocery store clerks.
Further, when a government agency exists to administer that aid to the poor, the employees of that agency are able to buy things like houses, food, clothing, and cars. So if you are in the business of selling houses, food, clothing, or cars to them, your hard-earned tax dollars are coming right back to you.
Something tells me the author of that wouldn't extend the logic that far, though.
― snarkoterrorist (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 11 August 2016 01:28 (seven years ago) link
Also, a pretty central concept in socialism is 'surplus value', the fact that workers aren't payed what they work is actually worth. To write such a screed, without mentioning surplus value, just goes to show that the writer knows shit.
― Frederik B, Thursday, 11 August 2016 10:33 (seven years ago) link
He's not too bad on Capitalism, but his socialism knowledge is less than zero.
― Mark G, Thursday, 11 August 2016 10:41 (seven years ago) link
'when you give someone something for nothing, you rob them of your dignity and self-worth'
xmas in this guy's house must be shitty
― pokemon go speed run (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 11 August 2016 10:51 (seven years ago) link
"You want this bicycle, Timmy? TOUGH TITTY. Go shovel the fucking driveway and then we'll talk."
― snarkoterrorist (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 11 August 2016 12:07 (seven years ago) link
To be fair:
'when you give someone something for nothing, you rob them of their dignity and self-worth'
― Mark G, Thursday, 11 August 2016 13:36 (seven years ago) link
Wd also think if that someone is in some kind of suffering due to need, giving them the thing they need could bring back their dignity and self-worth
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Thursday, 11 August 2016 23:36 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-cdg2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p480x480/12360335_10156393085520078_1393872322824876163_n.png?oh=b77515e7c964dcb6da4826afdc0a24f1&oe=581D2D53
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Thursday, 11 August 2016 23:37 (seven years ago) link
have a nagging feeling their only actual beef is with religion, and that they don't know what metaphysics is, so insulting philosophy too is really just padding that they wouldn't even agree with if they thought about it for five minutes.
― Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 11 August 2016 23:59 (seven years ago) link
haha but he basically didn't get a single one right
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 12 August 2016 00:09 (seven years ago) link
thought this was pretty much settled anyway:
― Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Friday, 12 August 2016 00:17 (seven years ago) link
― Nhex, Saturday, 13 August 2016 03:51 (seven years ago) link
Was gonna say,but you did it better.
― Mark G, Saturday, 13 August 2016 10:59 (seven years ago) link
.. uh, Alanis Morrisette?
― Mark G, Saturday, 13 August 2016 11:00 (seven years ago) link
That was back in the early days of this thread; it was either that or "Bob Marley."
― Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 13 August 2016 12:44 (seven years ago) link
http://www.keetria.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/African-Apparel-John-Marley-T-shirt-White.jpeg
― Austin, Sunday, 14 August 2016 23:43 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13775559_1108120312594156_2475055605240650872_n.jpg?oh=dbe4c6a43eac4d9eaed3b47343f9712a&oe=581B4B15
― pokemon go speed run (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 15 August 2016 17:15 (seven years ago) link
haha I like that one
― frogbs, Monday, 15 August 2016 17:47 (seven years ago) link
Love my real Friends https://i.imgur.com/qzSqGTd.jpg
― bnw, Monday, 15 August 2016 21:27 (seven years ago) link
tbh at rock bottom you don't want people hanging around you staring and trying to help
― Tom Watson in a fedora (Noodle Vague), Monday, 15 August 2016 22:18 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-bru2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13267879_1012516962194266_3806550618152146115_n.jpg?oh=0b1592e497f226388efaa9abb16bc3e4&oe=585D1B87
Quite like this one
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Tuesday, 16 August 2016 14:43 (seven years ago) link
"here is my finger, here is my mouth"?
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Tuesday, 16 August 2016 16:25 (seven years ago) link
Middle fingerMouth to shout at doofus
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 16 August 2016 16:26 (seven years ago) link
http://i58.tinypic.com/rgxvg3.jpg
― how's life, Tuesday, 16 August 2016 16:30 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent.fphl2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/t31.0-8/13503035_10154353590863953_4841632422723591477_o.jpg
― how's life, Thursday, 18 August 2016 09:00 (seven years ago) link
"although if you complain about your experiences with all the people who do care about those things, i won't believe you"
― Tom Watson in a fedora (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 18 August 2016 10:17 (seven years ago) link
That essence permeates the comments of the original post, but not the intention of the friend who shared it.
― how's life, Thursday, 18 August 2016 10:26 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14054998_911341462305935_8134549219329778864_n.jpg?oh=1de4e06a3b7e4ccfa09fbe921af10651&oe=583DA5DD
― how's life, Tuesday, 23 August 2016 11:03 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14079840_10155152766579278_885140803315759778_n.jpg?oh=1ac9025b84b0733c01884c5296986ffb&oe=583CB545
― how's life, Tuesday, 23 August 2016 11:04 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13700202_1836801746548165_7141640091026064184_n.jpg?oh=ab88569499997fc6e846cfa99639eeea&oe=583C2D67
― how's life, Tuesday, 23 August 2016 11:06 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s526x395/14034974_1855751801319826_3438761807267094577_n.jpg?oh=ff077b1e46b515d41d5fb0b62cb99aa2&oe=5812FE9B
― how's life, Tuesday, 23 August 2016 11:08 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p480x480/14045947_172100903213350_1997168349591570402_n.jpg?oh=4f1553b0435b438522010fafeb09a68e&oe=5851C121
― how's life, Tuesday, 23 August 2016 11:10 (seven years ago) link
Sorry, I'm down a rabbit hole this morning.
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14021631_172099199880187_2001335820976571970_n.jpg?oh=c538c75e17c305a8271215a9b29ba96f&oe=5844FA8Ehttps://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/t31.0-8/14066222_288166811558149_3912033844511698524_o.jpg
― how's life, Tuesday, 23 August 2016 12:29 (seven years ago) link
But in this case is "the dog" a tiny naked human?
― Evan, Tuesday, 23 August 2016 12:39 (seven years ago) link
Sorry, I'm down a rabbit hole this morning not sorry.
― it's sort of a layered stunt (sheesh), Tuesday, 23 August 2016 15:53 (seven years ago) link
I never understood people who posted images that are just of a bit of text they couldve written themselves. Why. WHY.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 24 August 2016 01:32 (seven years ago) link
cos wisdom goes down easier when accompanied by Jeff Bridges's crater face
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 01:35 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13394043_10153731099921158_6489769523091868943_n.jpg?oh=a35361cd41e729c69dd794b506200182&oe=5841A176
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Thursday, 25 August 2016 15:49 (seven years ago) link
cheap ripoff of this IMO
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_9qjCRsJN53A/SdQZkjxUvcI/AAAAAAAABtI/laBhcE8nKjI/s400/corita_rules.jpg
― Sean, let me be clear (silby), Thursday, 25 August 2016 15:51 (seven years ago) link
"The only rule is work. We're breaking all of the rules, even our own rules. There should be new rules next week."
I'm comparatively amenable to touchy-feely creative cheerleading stuff, but to me that just sounds like a formula for anxiety.
The typography there only enhances the effect.
― plenty offish (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 25 August 2016 16:45 (seven years ago) link
"Be self-disciplined. This means finding someone wise or smart and choosing to follow them."
Gah, no, that's not what it means. Not at all.
― plenty offish (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 25 August 2016 16:47 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent.fphx1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14063849_1263822803647942_3763621287818188206_n.jpg?oh=6f1091897d006b1225f7f9a0931581cc&oe=58420934
― Spottie, Friday, 26 August 2016 06:08 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/qMfUVqV.jpg
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Friday, 26 August 2016 06:11 (seven years ago) link
https://s10.postimg.io/r7l947v6x/Untitled_1.jpgfixed
― I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Friday, 26 August 2016 06:51 (seven years ago) link
― Spottie, Friday, 26 August 2016 06:58 (seven years ago) link
That MRA one's otm to be fair
― ultros ultros-ghali, Friday, 26 August 2016 14:20 (seven years ago) link
i was gonna say it looked like trump polling data
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Friday, 26 August 2016 14:50 (seven years ago) link
Those fucking Roddy Doyle obits
― Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 29 August 2016 23:28 (seven years ago) link
Yep
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Monday, 29 August 2016 23:33 (seven years ago) link
groan
http://i65.tinypic.com/30upevc.jpg
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 30 August 2016 23:16 (seven years ago) link
oh @uptowndogfunk, you've done it again
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Wednesday, 31 August 2016 00:00 (seven years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/mGN7mJB.jpg
― larry appleton, Wednesday, 31 August 2016 00:20 (seven years ago) link
it doesn't mind going balls-out offensive but they hold back on the profanity
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 31 August 2016 00:28 (seven years ago) link
There are two harmful mythologies in that picture, and one of them is that studying calculus and English makes you a CEO
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 31 August 2016 00:35 (seven years ago) link
I like imagining what would happen if this author ends up dating someone and she discovers this artwork on his computer.
― larry appleton, Wednesday, 31 August 2016 00:41 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14225355_957422084369993_8124879616514246640_n.jpg?oh=7c8210a1845597e7a77cbbbe992dc3ed&oe=5839BE7B
― rip my mensches (s.clover), Saturday, 3 September 2016 07:04 (seven years ago) link
I admire and respect the work that Cats Protection do, but whenever they find a squished cat (or RTA as they always call it) they talk about the animal crossing over the rainbow bridge and post this terrible painting and I feel bad for cringing)
https://scontent.fman2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14212128_1256472507705605_8591494689809163209_n.jpg?oh=1c338db349ca8db5e8da5e8b2ecfdafc&oe=588644F0
― Foster Twelvetrees (Ward Fowler), Saturday, 3 September 2016 18:56 (seven years ago) link
why is the cat being chased by dog?
― soref, Saturday, 3 September 2016 19:01 (seven years ago) link
why must he feel like that
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 3 September 2016 19:05 (seven years ago) link
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Saturday, 3 September 2016 19:08 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14203309_631863063662428_413428927355974019_n.png?oh=d15b00ca75d1bc716bb1e5102e8da2d0&oe=5875B946
― a very in-your-face, hard-edged machine bottom (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 12 September 2016 13:29 (seven years ago) link
I dare you to share a sandwich with me
― Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Monday, 12 September 2016 13:43 (seven years ago) link
I Fucking Love Music > I Love Music
http://i67.tinypic.com/xnrcx3.jpg
― yolo mostly (sleepingbag), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 03:28 (seven years ago) link
great, now i will never be able to unhear the sauces/sausage line
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 14:48 (seven years ago) link
Well, if it stops you listening to that fucking stupid song...
― I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Thursday, 15 September 2016 00:26 (seven years ago) link
Posted before?
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14322221_1272786146085564_1209631805855117930_n.jpg?oh=c7eb5799c36cbf75739f358db6d98ec4&oe=58815915
― nickn, Friday, 16 September 2016 01:44 (seven years ago) link
Kool Aid doesn't kill people, Flavor Aid kills people:
Before the meeting, aides prepared a large metal tub with grape Flavor Aid, poisoned with Valium, chloral hydrate, cyanide,[137] and Phenergan.[138]
― soref, Friday, 16 September 2016 02:23 (seven years ago) link
a large metal tub sized pitcher of flavor aid
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Friday, 16 September 2016 02:38 (seven years ago) link
when flavor aid is outlawed, OH YEAH
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Friday, 16 September 2016 08:57 (seven years ago) link
God, can't believe that this one is still making the rounds
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14322400_938210916301667_6595766911640523140_n.jpg?oh=6de9c411e12666a9aa662e29798f3557&oe=58746782
― how's life, Friday, 16 September 2016 11:50 (seven years ago) link
Yeah, there are so many regional variations too. Would make an interesting art piece, a catalogue of awful nostalgia.
― two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Friday, 16 September 2016 11:53 (seven years ago) link
I recorded songs using cassette tapes, it led to voting in endless polls on ILM, so I guess I shouldn't repost this macro?
― Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Friday, 16 September 2016 12:05 (seven years ago) link
I kind of want to make one that replaces 'turned out okay' with 'are crippled by depression and alcoholism'.
― two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Friday, 16 September 2016 12:23 (seven years ago) link
do it
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 16 September 2016 12:24 (seven years ago) link
https://d17oy1vhnax1f7.cloudfront.net/items/0L000h3d3U1s133M0r1J/raised_on_bologna.jpg
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 16 September 2016 12:38 (seven years ago) link
xxxxp
at least 5 people were shot to death at Jonestown, including congressman Leo Ryan, setting the stage for the final horror. and the camp had watch towers with armed guards, and they staged fake shootings of members trying to escape, using rubber bullets, to cow members into staying.
but yeah, kool aid. gah.
― by the light of the burning Citroën, Friday, 16 September 2016 12:41 (seven years ago) link
Haha xp
― two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Friday, 16 September 2016 13:12 (seven years ago) link
wll played
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Friday, 16 September 2016 16:56 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13346968_10153740015885945_5142465745197113671_n.jpg?oh=b75f346c58b64557b0c7d38592277835&oe=5881C156
― assawoman bay (harbl), Sunday, 18 September 2016 12:55 (seven years ago) link
bullshit, the world owes me college-ruled paper at the very least. and
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 18 September 2016 13:11 (seven years ago) link
I wouldn't mind clean water and hopefully shelter
― plums (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 18 September 2016 13:22 (seven years ago) link
But I'm an entitled type, one of those pesky millenials
― plums (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 18 September 2016 13:23 (seven years ago) link
Huh how did that post half my message and the full one
― plums (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 18 September 2016 13:24 (seven years ago) link
i thought maybe it was one of those communal poems, was about to add another line
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 18 September 2016 13:26 (seven years ago) link
I can keep going if you like
― plums (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 18 September 2016 13:30 (seven years ago) link
I wouldn't mind clean water and hopefully shelterBut I'm an entitled type, one of those pesky millenialsHuh how did that post half my message and the full onei thought maybe it was one of those communal poems, was about to add another lineI can keep going if you likeI do the police in a different voice
― Frederik B, Sunday, 18 September 2016 13:44 (seven years ago) link
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 18 September 2016 13:50 (seven years ago) link
Looool kudos
― plums (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 18 September 2016 14:04 (seven years ago) link
'The world owes you nothing' 'we're going to limit the magazines of semi-automatic rifles' 'fuck you totalitarians!'. The idea of rights implies entitlements.
― two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Sunday, 18 September 2016 16:09 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/12670754_1691045911163492_92214739407335954_n.jpg?oh=757f0f4f7d33ec1860c63c8dc3a3e3bd&oe=5880AC2C
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 19 September 2016 01:13 (seven years ago) link
ughhhhhhhhhh
― horseshoe, Monday, 19 September 2016 01:46 (seven years ago) link
right there at #14:
https://medium.com/@Limerick1914/the-imagery-of-the-irish-slaves-myth-dissected-143e70aa6e74#.41vnrbojk
― donna rouge, Monday, 19 September 2016 23:34 (seven years ago) link
#10 is fantastic
― cookware regression (Dinsdale), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 08:01 (seven years ago) link
great list
― assawoman bay (harbl), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 11:07 (seven years ago) link
I sort of knew this chatter went on but wow.
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 13:18 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-dft4-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/10649522_10153160596820513_6040359533945943967_n.jpg?oh=3a3f0c9e429ee7242e2387bb2d2780a6&oe=58379F7E
I count five attempts to say something there, none of them successful.
― aaaaaaaauuuuuuuuu (melting robot) (WilliamC), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 16:08 (seven years ago) link
These memes probably don't bear much analysis but I still find myself sad or horrified how popular that "fuck everybody unless you can prove them worthy" sentiment is
― you can't drowned a duck (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 16:32 (seven years ago) link
Phucky O'Quote?
― how's life, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 16:43 (seven years ago) link
hmm what should i call this meme station
oh yes, i'll go with phuckyoquote, can't believe it's not taken
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 16:46 (seven years ago) link
Great-grandson of an Irish slave.
― cookware regression (Dinsdale), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 16:48 (seven years ago) link
― how's life, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 16:50 (seven years ago) link
Note: possible breakfast cereal tie-in with Phucky O's? Check with Bill in Marketing.
― inimitable liver (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 16:54 (seven years ago) link
Just a quick word from my very afrocentric, Dr. Sebi-loving FB friend:https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/13906718_1577187462585203_6375318639307433971_n.jpg?oh=bc23e5ee5ef4a1793b45b25e5276db31&oe=583B3A4D&__gda__=1483204466_16fd9088165ec112dcc4f04f90cd57fe
― human and working on getting beer (longneck), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 18:03 (seven years ago) link
COINCIDENCE???
uh, yeah
― the devastation is very important to me (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 18:09 (seven years ago) link
Ancient Egyptian pyramids also known for pictures of cats. Just sayin.
― inimitable liver (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 18:40 (seven years ago) link
"Phucky O'Quote" is killing me here
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Thursday, 22 September 2016 00:17 (seven years ago) link
am i alone in thinking it's phuck yo quote?
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Thursday, 22 September 2016 02:48 (seven years ago) link
like phuck yo quote, here's MY quote
...it's phuck yo quote
i am the worst
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Thursday, 22 September 2016 02:51 (seven years ago) link
Not facebook, but
https://twitter.com/dave_thomason/status/509089826541297665
― I like it when you shoot inside me Dirk (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 22 September 2016 09:29 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14369957_1422092851152911_2221703303664857295_n.jpg?oh=bc08d6a2343173172ecf738641e18620&oe=5869174A
― nomar, Thursday, 22 September 2016 19:09 (seven years ago) link
hahaha is there a "stars are a conspiracy" thing????
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 22 September 2016 19:11 (seven years ago) link
http://picayune.uclick.com/comics/ch/1989/ch890730.gif
― Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 22 September 2016 19:12 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14212683_1696623380658759_871081573368776984_n.jpg?oh=17822989cebd8de28decb853c0b431a5&oe=58761E86
― nickn, Friday, 23 September 2016 04:03 (seven years ago) link
there was that whole "and he got murdered for it" bit but y'know...
― Neanderthal, Friday, 23 September 2016 05:02 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/88E4Eea.jpg
― esempiu (crüt), Sunday, 25 September 2016 23:55 (seven years ago) link
Fuck em?
― Neanderthal, Monday, 26 September 2016 00:53 (seven years ago) link
if know
― assawoman bay (harbl), Monday, 26 September 2016 01:52 (seven years ago) link
aren't you supposed to eat the ends or something, i forgot
we've done this one already: they're honeysuckle. You pluck them and then suck the nectar out at the base, it's like a quarter drop of sweet liquid but they're very fun if you're like 7.
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Monday, 26 September 2016 01:53 (seven years ago) link
i forgot because last time someone told me i was 7
― assawoman bay (harbl), Monday, 26 September 2016 01:55 (seven years ago) link
it was a very good year
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Monday, 26 September 2016 01:58 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p526x296/10671381_860097560681718_6572087969028033027_n.jpg?oh=d57131779f2154b0d302fa56b4a9e046&oe=5864EB50
― the devastation is very important to me (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 26 September 2016 09:39 (seven years ago) link
How odd that nobody wanted credit for that
― I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Monday, 26 September 2016 10:54 (seven years ago) link
― Neil S, Monday, 26 September 2016 16:00 (seven years ago) link
"You might be country..." or then again, maybe you're just someone who can recognize honeysuckle when they see it. Like a lot of people who aren't rubes from the sticks.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 26 September 2016 16:43 (seven years ago) link
think that is saying you actually have to be a rube from the sticks to recognize honeysuckle
― he mea ole, he kanaka lapuwale (sciatica), Monday, 26 September 2016 18:41 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/Z4lOnBS.png
― los blue jeans, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 05:21 (seven years ago) link
i found one from nu-sam worthington
http://www.azquotes.com/picture-quotes/quote-my-mum-is-a-school-teacher-and-my-dad-is-an-electrician-jai-courtney-62-86-86.jpg
― nomar, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 05:23 (seven years ago) link
i posted the honeysuckle one bc of "if know what to do with these" not bc of honeysuckle
― esempiu (crüt), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 05:24 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s526x395/14492505_1722217181158978_1005122108211149768_n.jpg?oh=61cf45c5ea095300e40cc5a5e441e84a&oe=587D8145
:|
― how's life, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 17:33 (seven years ago) link
whoa that's weird
― seafaring funnyman Jacques Custos (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 17:40 (seven years ago) link
how jesus works
http://slodive.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/jesus-optical-illusion/jesus-eye-wide-open.jpg
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 17:52 (seven years ago) link
I'm squinting but I don't see a hot chick...
― nickn, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 18:14 (seven years ago) link
i'm squinting and....whoa shit
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b1/Billy_Joel_-_River_of_Dreams.jpg
― nomar, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 18:16 (seven years ago) link
iiiiiiiin the middle of the niiiiight!!!
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 18:17 (seven years ago) link
i squinted and I saw the face of God but then I blinked and it was actually just an Arby's menu
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 04:44 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t34.0-12/14470894_1287701537929853_1382393120_n.jpg?oh=e09a8cb55a5412c0a031fb7ea1fd0b97&oe=57EDB608
― how's life, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 11:42 (seven years ago) link
*batter dumps all over baking sheet* i guess i'll just make a cake with metal rings and paper in it
― assawoman bay (harbl), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 11:52 (seven years ago) link
i
xpost ahahaha
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 11:52 (seven years ago) link
Do it for America
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 14:15 (seven years ago) link
https://lh4.ggpht.com/-XA2S-zk2Gf8/V-rLJf57ZRI/AAAAAADmu2Y/5HxIGn-WzDc/w1000-h800/socialfeed.info-danish.jpg
― marcos, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 14:34 (seven years ago) link
they call those morbz specs
― Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 14:36 (seven years ago) link
Free thinkers love mescaline, film at eleven.
― wookin pa nub (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 14:48 (seven years ago) link
If I learn to think freely I will no longer see skin, got it.
― Evan, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 15:10 (seven years ago) link
don't think that's how glasses work
― lettered and hapful (symsymsym), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 16:18 (seven years ago) link
They Live deserves better memes
― Nhex, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 16:24 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14449812_1189805397760351_8030739923310809255_n.jpg?oh=0b72683518756e12cfc749b7b349b62a&oe=586B7A43
― heaven parker (anagram), Thursday, 29 September 2016 12:16 (seven years ago) link
trenchant!
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 29 September 2016 17:27 (seven years ago) link
nothing like a soul patch tug to go with a mental emission
― savvinesslessness (map), Thursday, 29 September 2016 17:44 (seven years ago) link
A rub or a tug, I can't tell.
― nickn, Thursday, 29 September 2016 18:32 (seven years ago) link
It is now trademarked as The Steve Jobs Chin Wank
― I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Thursday, 29 September 2016 21:52 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/10703639_10152830084508678_4949566191909538978_n.jpg?oh=3a19bc1908375c28ce39a6a523bc975e&oe=5875D654
― nomar, Saturday, 1 October 2016 00:30 (seven years ago) link
legit wtf point is this supposed to be making
http://i64.tinypic.com/4t4s2e.png
― yolo mostly (sleepingbag), Saturday, 1 October 2016 21:36 (seven years ago) link
I wish I were toasted
― Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Saturday, 1 October 2016 22:02 (seven years ago) link
underneath the skin, we are all just so many slices of shitty white bread?
― erudite beach boys fan (sheesh), Saturday, 1 October 2016 22:05 (seven years ago) link
^never liked that follow-up, "Whenever, Wherever" was better
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 1 October 2016 22:51 (seven years ago) link
The irony is that white bread makes the best toast
― don't even see how this was a duck (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 1 October 2016 22:53 (seven years ago) link
nah toasted sourdough is my territory, it's an endless story
― erudite beach boys fan (sheesh), Sunday, 2 October 2016 04:46 (seven years ago) link
of flavor
― erudite beach boys fan (sheesh), Sunday, 2 October 2016 04:48 (seven years ago) link
This is amazing:
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13606943_1069089243139952_8749329868889954470_n.jpg?oh=7d62bc7333839ea5476608c2fd277444&oe=58720BFD
― how's life, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 14:12 (seven years ago) link
What is this Free Thought Project page people keep posting from? Christ alive
― Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc (dog latin), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 14:17 (seven years ago) link
Trumps being more generous with his tax return than usual.
― Chewshabadoo, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 18:32 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14449998_1108173639232082_2742433567434566064_n.jpg?oh=0c740411eb0a4abe5c7c731a1715e8ef&oe=58A3B87A
― Cumstaun (Phil D.), Friday, 7 October 2016 15:09 (seven years ago) link
80 year old st petersburg dictator, you so crazy
― the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Friday, 7 October 2016 15:28 (seven years ago) link
This one actually bothered me so much that I did the math for the auto industry. A one-time purchase of one million vehicles would inject about 1/8th of the revenue posted by GM and Ford alone in their most recent 10-Ks. So yeah, problem solved forever.
― Cumstaun (Phil D.), Friday, 7 October 2016 15:29 (seven years ago) link
well not to mention 40m x 1m = 40 trillion. fed gov discretionary spending is approx 1/40 of that per year
i like that old imaginary 80-year-old coot though, c'mon people let's think big
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 7 October 2016 15:48 (seven years ago) link
One-time $40 trillion tax on the Walton, Koch, Gates and Buffett families.
― Cumstaun (Phil D.), Friday, 7 October 2016 15:52 (seven years ago) link
Surely taxing members of Congress should be enough to raise the other 39 trillion.
― jmm, Friday, 7 October 2016 15:56 (seven years ago) link
What kind of housing crisis is solved by 40m people buying a house?
― koogs, Friday, 7 October 2016 22:51 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/faAd9rR.jpg
― esempiu (crüt), Friday, 7 October 2016 23:02 (seven years ago) link
Must be a pretty big house
― Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Friday, 7 October 2016 23:49 (seven years ago) link
http://66.media.tumblr.com/3a73b2a919d23a97bd10d08b9f47cf3d/tumblr_oep3j4kFYb1s6lzfwo1_1280.jpg
― qualx, Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:18 (seven years ago) link
not posted on facebook, i had to go hateread a crazy person's tumblr to find it, but yeah
― qualx, Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:19 (seven years ago) link
is the answer supposed to be "hell, yeah!" because, uh, it looks creepy as shit
― Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:25 (seven years ago) link
getting in measures the depth of your commitment to patriotism apeshit craziness
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:37 (seven years ago) link
*sprays mace*, runs
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:40 (seven years ago) link
why did they crop out his "free hugs" sign
― fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Sunday, 9 October 2016 00:52 (seven years ago) link
Wait, Come back! "Revolution Stuff" is the name of my Prince tribute.
― how's life, Sunday, 9 October 2016 10:24 (seven years ago) link
deactivated and it feels so good
― assawoman bay (harbl), Sunday, 16 October 2016 20:00 (seven years ago) link
i just came back after a months-long deac and it feels like i've gained nothing from it
― qualx, Sunday, 16 October 2016 21:07 (seven years ago) link
deac is the new lingo btw
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/l/t1.0-0/s526x395/12360423_1140164356008553_5734240502507768177_n.jpg?oh=045ae4e928e4fca70ca85ca20dad58db&oe=589A74F4
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 17 October 2016 18:10 (seven years ago) link
unamusing list of words vaguely relating to those pictures
― nom de grrrrr (Noodle Vague), Monday, 17 October 2016 18:13 (seven years ago) link
EYE HITCH PUG POINT CAT SIGN POINT MASK
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 17 October 2016 18:27 (seven years ago) link
words to live by
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 17 October 2016 18:28 (seven years ago) link
"Get woke" says Willdawg "Poking holes and un-bagging cats until we reach melting point"
― Evan, Monday, 17 October 2016 18:32 (seven years ago) link
i will lick your cat until you murder me
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Monday, 17 October 2016 18:33 (seven years ago) link
I WILL TONGUE YOU CAT TILL POINT MASK
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 17 October 2016 19:06 (seven years ago) link
Pupil man, slobber, rip, be cute. Today I learned the point of masks.
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 17 October 2016 19:08 (seven years ago) link
You guys are no good at rebuses.
Iris Smith drools. Your kitten tills your unhappy cadaver.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 17 October 2016 19:14 (seven years ago) link
The first hand is not pointing, just so we're all clear
― Evan, Monday, 17 October 2016 19:36 (seven years ago) link
i will lickbreak your cattil you ghost-frown
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Monday, 17 October 2016 19:54 (seven years ago) link
called it
― nom de grrrrr (Noodle Vague), Monday, 17 October 2016 20:11 (seven years ago) link
NV is not amused.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 17 October 2016 20:35 (seven years ago) link
Also, a till is a thing you could show a picture of. Lazy rebus motherfuckers.
― I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Monday, 17 October 2016 23:37 (seven years ago) link
fuzzy on the details:https://scontent-dft4-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14572755_678990065598660_858450863625354515_n.jpg?oh=9dfd858943a3e5e87abc19bedb4ceb71&oe=58A43872
― Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 03:51 (seven years ago) link
Yep not quite right.
― slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 04:00 (seven years ago) link
almost made a joke about the school but no, definitely not hard to imagine fuzzy holocaust revisionism being the norm in certain school districts
― qualx, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 04:09 (seven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/thereaIbanksy
is this account posting terrible facebook macros for laughs, or is it for real? what % of its followers and the ppl liking and retweeting its tweets are doing so ironically?
― soref, Friday, 21 October 2016 00:55 (seven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cualv4NUkAAUkhz.jpg
i honestly thought the "bob marley" thing was an ilx joke, shows what i know.
― the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Friday, 21 October 2016 03:21 (seven years ago) link
i would like to believe we were on the cutting edge
― DOCTOR CAISNO, BYCREATIVELABBUS (Doctor Casino), Friday, 21 October 2016 03:38 (seven years ago) link
― more like dork enlightenment lol (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 21 October 2016 09:01 (seven years ago) link
A friend posted this on FB today and I really wanted to just comment "-Bob Marley" until I realized how much explanation it would result in.
Honestly, if I see one more picture with a quote from someone that didn't actually say it, I'm going to lose my mind (what's left of it). It's bad enough that much of the media is misleading us, can we please stop misleading each other and look up the crap you post to see if it's real first. I don't care if your stance agrees with mine, I really don't. Just be factual.
― GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Friday, 21 October 2016 18:28 (seven years ago) link
...as Mahatma Gandhi said, according to Bob Marley
― wingless yurp (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 21 October 2016 18:37 (seven years ago) link
Phil it wouldn't need to be explained at all?
― Evan, Friday, 21 October 2016 18:50 (seven years ago) link
might be time to retire -Bob Marley and replace with -Jackson Browne.
― DOCTOR CAISNO, BYCREATIVELABBUS (Doctor Casino), Friday, 21 October 2016 19:22 (seven years ago) link
aw bless, they believe that quotations can be accurately ascribed
just like Roald Dahl
― nom de grrrrr (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 22 October 2016 00:16 (seven years ago) link
bummed that "-Bob Marley" is my sole contribution to ilx but no one will ever know because then you have to open the whole thread
― qualx, Saturday, 22 October 2016 00:43 (seven years ago) link
"I invented '-Bob Marley'"-qualx
― kinder, Saturday, 22 October 2016 09:59 (seven years ago) link
my self-ban didn't last that long because i can't stay away from this shithttps://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14656367_10153924948896408_4602899530480787130_n.jpg?oh=6feeb2bb11ef472913fbffb660fd8fd5&oe=5893BF04
― assawoman bay (harbl), Sunday, 23 October 2016 23:16 (seven years ago) link
i seriously hate these kinds of jokes
― assawoman bay (harbl), Sunday, 23 October 2016 23:17 (seven years ago) link
haha my husband is such a man he throws his clothes in a corner *next* to the laundry basket
they should see my house that is populated by one woman they would die
― assawoman bay (harbl), Sunday, 23 October 2016 23:18 (seven years ago) link
Frankly, those jeans probably have a good few days left in them before they even need a wash, he's not even a real man
― I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Sunday, 23 October 2016 23:34 (seven years ago) link
And his boots are there. I don't think this is a washing pile at all.
― two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Monday, 24 October 2016 02:44 (seven years ago) link
love too throw clothes
― The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Monday, 24 October 2016 03:42 (seven years ago) link
that hitler one from three days ago, i'm having guilty lols imagining hitler as a pied piper leading a group of 6 mil to a big shower. how to break the spell!!!!
― The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Monday, 24 October 2016 03:44 (seven years ago) link
It was posted to an fb group for my hometown, which has a big Jewish community. You can guess how well t g at went over.
― Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Monday, 24 October 2016 05:30 (seven years ago) link
*that
― Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Monday, 24 October 2016 05:31 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/UcKEkgf.jpg
this guy must have opened up his thinking box to come up with this one
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 26 October 2016 20:42 (seven years ago) link
One cannot have gradations of uniqueness, one either is or is not unique.
― kinder, Wednesday, 26 October 2016 20:47 (seven years ago) link
I p much make it a habit not to read, launch, or open anything that has "nails it" in the title
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 26 October 2016 21:38 (seven years ago) link
http://i66.tinypic.com/16lyzio.png
― yolo mostly (sleepingbag), Thursday, 27 October 2016 01:23 (seven years ago) link
woulda pegged bob marley as more of a lyft man
― the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Thursday, 27 October 2016 01:26 (seven years ago) link
typical heteronormative feminism, completely overlooking adam's relationship with steve
― qualx, Thursday, 27 October 2016 02:01 (seven years ago) link
Boxes need balls of wire more than balls of wire need boxes
― jmm, Thursday, 27 October 2016 02:53 (seven years ago) link
a treasure trove of my least favorite jokes http://twentytwowords.com/hilarious-tweets-from-husbands-who-are-clearly-winning-at-marriage/
― assawoman bay (harbl), Thursday, 27 October 2016 11:45 (seven years ago) link
http://pix.iemoji.com/images/emoji/apple/ios-9/256/face-with-tears-of-joy.png
― more like dork enlightenment lol (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 27 October 2016 11:52 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/2Y7AyCp.jpg
― electric wight dorkestra (crüt), Thursday, 27 October 2016 19:30 (seven years ago) link
that was from The Omen 3 weren't it
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 27 October 2016 21:19 (seven years ago) link
https://pics.onsizzle.com/there-are-66-books-in-the-bible-subtract-your-age-5318169.png
what about 2015? what about 2017? what about people who haven't had their birthday yet this year?
isn't the bible amazing?!
― koogs, Thursday, 27 October 2016 21:27 (seven years ago) link
get away from me satan
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Thursday, 27 October 2016 21:29 (seven years ago) link
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 27 October 2016 21:34 (seven years ago) link
"I can predict your age by asking merely two questions:
a) what's your astrological signb) what year were you born"
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 27 October 2016 21:39 (seven years ago) link
there are 66 books in the bibleSubtract your age, then drink a bottle of chianti in the bathtub
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 27 October 2016 21:47 (seven years ago) link
there are 54 texts in the gnostic gospels.
one of them was written by you.
christian anarchism!!!!
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Thursday, 27 October 2016 21:55 (seven years ago) link
what about people who haven't had their birthday yet this year?
Those people are not true Christians.
― jmm, Thursday, 27 October 2016 22:00 (seven years ago) link
there are 66 books in the BibleGo with your instinct to live as you wantNo longer begging for mercy from thievesThey can't come near you, through them you can seeKeep to the outside the teachings of ChristDenounce the father, undo his disguiseDie, serpents of the light
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 27 October 2016 22:00 (seven years ago) link
Friend of mine who is the number two offender* for posting this kind of stuff in my fb feed just posted the following:
http://www.patheos.com/blogs/dispatches/2016/09/18/please-stop-sharing-links-to-these-sites/
along with a "yeah, I know I'm guilty of this..."
*number one is my wife's mom, and I love her so much I've never wanted to say anything, but she is like an Occupy Democrats meme machine.
― how's life, Monday, 31 October 2016 16:26 (seven years ago) link
I'm fb friends with someone who shares from those sites occasionally who isa BRITISHER and ILX POSTER
what's funny is he's one of the main offenders on my timeline
― mh 😏, Monday, 31 October 2016 16:32 (seven years ago) link
mr veg has an elderly relative whose entire fb presence is sharing shit from all those sources. like, 30+ a day
she will also randomly share my status updates for no reaspn except that i think she sometimes forgets where the like button is
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 31 October 2016 17:46 (seven years ago) link
I apologize heartily to all my Facebook chums
― nom de grrrrr (Noodle Vague), Monday, 31 October 2016 18:00 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14937270_1141653129250699_6801022807082332951_n.jpg?oh=928f39f14d7d4195e26c9f3227373119&oe=58CF5B01
― not all who chunder are sloshed (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 08:22 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15095037_10154792050696349_6316211616775791060_n.jpg?oh=166392fa42fd875ad0ba0f3b9ee41d0b&oe=58CED122
― how's life, Wednesday, 16 November 2016 13:33 (seven years ago) link
That's the first house Trump's stormtroopers will storm
― Bnad, Wednesday, 16 November 2016 13:38 (seven years ago) link
occupy democrats over the next 4 years is going to make me cancel fb forever
― qualx, Monday, 21 November 2016 04:41 (seven years ago) link
oh I blocked all content from that one a long time ago
― mh 😏, Monday, 21 November 2016 14:56 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/iJoTFKE.jpg
― qop (crüt), Wednesday, 23 November 2016 22:55 (seven years ago) link
^^ if that popped up in my FB feed I'd share the shit out of it tbh
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 23:15 (seven years ago) link
i've had two facebook friends, who don't know each other, share the same haken video in the past five hours. should i be concerned?
― xiphoid beetlebum (rushomancy), Wednesday, 23 November 2016 23:20 (seven years ago) link
whole lot of George Carlin + Bill Hicks memes on that site
― soref, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 23:33 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15109621_1851474285072830_6960350711361138419_n.jpg?oh=81269277234390ae393a457c0e3bfd0d&oe=58B042FA
(not sure that this is an actual George Carlin quote)
― soref, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 23:34 (seven years ago) link
that's not george carlin, that's an illustration from a 20th century printing of "the tell tale heart".
― xiphoid beetlebum (rushomancy), Wednesday, 23 November 2016 23:53 (seven years ago) link
love how they erase part of the "T" so it's clear george carlin actually did wear a the free thought project.com shirt
― qualx, Thursday, 24 November 2016 00:07 (seven years ago) link
Think Diferent.
― koogs, Thursday, 24 November 2016 08:34 (seven years ago) link
preach avocado wolfe
https://scontent-syd2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15220135_10153991588586512_3573365631797587871_n.jpg?oh=3254d1bb1461b4a70276617a69cd5724&oe=58C4969B
― gass mccoombes (qiqing), Tuesday, 29 November 2016 22:42 (seven years ago) link
― mh 😏, Tuesday, 29 November 2016 22:59 (seven years ago) link
it's almost as if their parents do more reposting of facebook memes than gardening
there's some otm hidden in there tbf
― Dave Plaintive rapper with classical training (imago), Tuesday, 29 November 2016 23:00 (seven years ago) link
as is often the case itt i guess, it's just the presentation is mawkish, reductive and indulgent
are fiber arts where you eat a big bowl of Mueslix and then spend the next hour in the bathroom?
― Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 29 November 2016 23:01 (seven years ago) link
Sewing three of that kid's severed fingers back on is going to be a great memory, which will bond the family together.
(That said I would generally agree that a collaborative and/or creative endeavor is a much better vehicle for learning than a competitive sport. I'd like to live in a society that gave more medals for working together toward a goal, and fewer for CRUSHING THE OPPOSITION. But that's just me.)
― marzipandemonium (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 29 November 2016 23:09 (seven years ago) link
Home ec and shop would be great classes to reintroduce to kids without the gender bullshit that accompanied them in the past - unfortunately the same people who post images like that tend to vote for people who want to gut public schools except for the football team.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 29 November 2016 23:11 (seven years ago) link
The apparent age of that kid is much too young for him to have the coordination to operate that saw in a safe or useful manner. Would you give a 4 year old a nice razor-sharp pocket knife as a gift? Besides that, even grown ups don't use a freaking hacksaw on a piece of 1/8" veneer.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 29 November 2016 23:16 (seven years ago) link
possibly more at home in the society is in the gutter thread.
it isn't a terrible philosophy but how many people can easily go hiking or raise animals? even having access to woodworking and gardening might not be that easy.
this smug back to basics downhomey handwringing makes me want to extol video games and emoji. and competitive sports.
― gass mccoombes (qiqing), Tuesday, 29 November 2016 23:38 (seven years ago) link
qiqing, this is for you:
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b6/Everything_Bad_Cover.JPG
― marzipandemonium (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 29 November 2016 23:40 (seven years ago) link
RAISE ANIMALS AND HAVE THEM LEARN TO CARE
― the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Wednesday, 30 November 2016 00:42 (seven years ago) link
raise animals and have them learn to care... about how cute, yet potentially tasty, those animals are. Only when Junior has slit the throat of his favorite piglet will he understand the CIRCLE OF LIFE
― pattypandemic (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 30 November 2016 00:50 (seven years ago) link
I, and all the parents I know do all that stuff as best as our lifestyles and resources can afford. All the kids I know do all that stuff, play outdoors, climb trees, chop worms in half with scissors, make terrible breakfasts for their parents etc. Feels like people who agree with that stuff either don't know any children, or maybe they're not a hippy like me.
― everything, Wednesday, 30 November 2016 01:55 (seven years ago) link
my not-so-subtle indictment was that kids generally do activities with their schools and caregivers, with parents (hopefully!) being the main caregivers, especially among hippie avocado types
so if people can unironically post that shit without realizing the kids do the activities that their parents spend time to do with them, then lol
imo we need a "why won't kids stop playing on their tablets and just binge Netflix like normal ppl" meme
― mh 😏, Wednesday, 30 November 2016 04:49 (seven years ago) link
Why are our children not posting on ilx like we used to
― slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Wednesday, 30 November 2016 04:51 (seven years ago) link
in case they bump into us.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 30 November 2016 09:19 (seven years ago) link
My best posts are all written by my daughter when I'm in the bathroom btw.
http://www.xkcd.com/1765/
― pattypandemic (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 30 November 2016 14:14 (seven years ago) link
hilarious stick man
― qualx, Thursday, 1 December 2016 00:52 (seven years ago) link
i actually liked this on facebook...
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13346974_1046796065401067_6715636386300840455_n.jpg?oh=67c77f0d01568d4d3600680b8c1ecb1b&oe=58F532C3
― scott seward, Thursday, 1 December 2016 02:44 (seven years ago) link
hee
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 1 December 2016 05:09 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15079077_10207693686403443_5749601983977936270_n.jpg?oh=08f622c5e25be0423706af2591be7cdc&oe=58F853B9
― the klosterman weekend (s.clover), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 04:02 (seven years ago) link
old men who can only parse the world through kids' pop culture
― I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 04:09 (seven years ago) link
~If you'd refuse to retire from Rollerball at the peak of your career despite intense pressure from Energy Corporation~If you'd help one of the other Wacky Races drivers defeat Dick Dastardly
― Houston John (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 10:46 (seven years ago) link
~And- which is more- you'll be a man, my son
― Houston John (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 10:47 (seven years ago) link
been wondering what Gary Glitter was up to these days
― soref, Wednesday, 7 December 2016 14:10 (seven years ago) link
Major disconnect between message and image.
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14650085_326017834432962_7751529619386692926_n.jpg?oh=193a37711c56e6f283e4e408044dd1b3&oe=58BB2194
― nickn, Wednesday, 7 December 2016 17:58 (seven years ago) link
― Neil S, Wednesday, 7 December 2016 18:05 (seven years ago) link
I will act like a petulant toddler throwing a tantrum in the middle of the grocery store if I want to, as long as I don't kick or bite anyone.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 18:14 (seven years ago) link
I'm hating the artist things less than the gross food preparation videos that seem to plague facebook these days
― badg, Wednesday, 7 December 2016 18:41 (seven years ago) link
^ i HATE those
― assawoman bay (harbl), Thursday, 8 December 2016 01:56 (seven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzP_YuuW8AA2PZP.jpg
― Spottie, Friday, 9 December 2016 17:49 (seven years ago) link
Mark and Bill really need to their fashion game
― Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Friday, 9 December 2016 18:47 (seven years ago) link
*need to up their fashion game
― Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Friday, 9 December 2016 18:48 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15095568_1340836839306791_7994754653797933074_n.jpg?oh=0c6d606f4d8d8e6724a9a4ef5d72e981&oe=58E7A701
― mirostones, Tuesday, 13 December 2016 14:19 (seven years ago) link
ah so THAT's why they don't teach how to love in schools
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 13 December 2016 14:24 (seven years ago) link
thank god i taught myself medicine so if i'm ever in a car accident or get cancer i won't have to be dependent on the fuckin' government to look after me - i can set my own broken bones and administer my own intensive chemotherapy regimen
― Rush Limbaugh and Lou Reed doing sex with your parents (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 13 December 2016 14:32 (seven years ago) link
well if you'd purified your water those things wouldn't have happened, obv
― walk back to the halftime long, billy lynn, billy lynn (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 13 December 2016 14:54 (seven years ago) link
http://66.media.tumblr.com/0bf646783745082ed1226f7278f8adcb/tumblr_n80pzdifl21qg4blro4_500.gif
― Rush Limbaugh and Lou Reed doing sex with your parents (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 13 December 2016 14:58 (seven years ago) link
don't they have home ec in America?
― kinder, Tuesday, 13 December 2016 19:44 (seven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Czp_F6uWQAE90hP.jpg
― the klosterman weekend (s.clover), Saturday, 17 December 2016 05:43 (seven years ago) link
It's amazing the picture you can paint of an individual's lifestyle and beliefs from a single meme.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 17 December 2016 08:17 (seven years ago) link
this is word porn, i guesshttps://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15230839_940293779439792_1868990830704959742_n.jpg?oh=ca019ea9be356845835371a287d34bb4&oe=58EC9FE0
― assawoman bay (harbl), Saturday, 17 December 2016 16:24 (seven years ago) link
it took just 10 seconds for that guy to stab me in the face and i wasted the whole day fretting about it
― Rock Wokeman (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 December 2016 16:27 (seven years ago) link
What if it was the same person who stole $10 from you each day, every time you saw them?
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 17 December 2016 16:31 (seven years ago) link
reading that macro took more than 10 seconds out of my day
― Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Saturday, 17 December 2016 17:21 (seven years ago) link
and I'm still pissed about it
I dunno, you could get some pretty sweet revenge for $86390.
― jmm, Saturday, 17 December 2016 17:55 (seven years ago) link
candidate for worst thing i've ever posted in this thread
https://s24.postimg.org/phbdcjs2d/lol.jpg
― qualx, Sunday, 18 December 2016 07:18 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXRCJbAYqe0
I hate this.
― Eallach mhór an duine leisg (dowd), Sunday, 18 December 2016 08:42 (seven years ago) link
Two people have sent it to me because I studied philosophy.
― Eallach mhór an duine leisg (dowd), Sunday, 18 December 2016 08:43 (seven years ago) link
it does make me want to kill whoever made it a little bit
― Rock Wokeman (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 18 December 2016 09:08 (seven years ago) link
i mean that's a reasonable amount of effort getting shitty actors together and everything else to make an advert for what?
― Rock Wokeman (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 18 December 2016 09:09 (seven years ago) link
that was literally a popular chain meme that has probably been posted in this thread in some form, and some doofus made a video of it
why does the video itself have to take up 4% of the alotted YT space
― qualx, Sunday, 18 December 2016 10:21 (seven years ago) link
i remember the original meme but why the hell did somebody think it needed filming? it's like a religious recruitment video but the religion is vapidity
― Rock Wokeman (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 18 December 2016 10:34 (seven years ago) link
what a waste of beer
― A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Sunday, 18 December 2016 19:19 (seven years ago) link
I'm just angry that anybody thinks that's what a philosophy lecture is like.
― emil.y, Sunday, 18 December 2016 19:27 (seven years ago) link
Everyone knows the exam consists solely of 'is this a question?'
― kinder, Sunday, 18 December 2016 19:49 (seven years ago) link
Is this the same prof who assigned the exam question "Why?" and gave an A to the answer "Because"?
― jmm, Sunday, 18 December 2016 20:45 (seven years ago) link
make an advert for what?
beer and golf balls obv
― a Warren Beatty film about Earth (El Tomboto), Sunday, 18 December 2016 21:27 (seven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cz_p8PcWEAA36M9.jpg
― the klosterman weekend (s.clover), Monday, 19 December 2016 00:40 (seven years ago) link
― a Warren Beatty film about Earth (El Tomboto)
That's Corona and Titleist!
― nickn, Monday, 19 December 2016 02:43 (seven years ago) link
At least the teacher knows the best thing to do with a Corona is pour it into a jar of golf balls and sand.
― and this section is called boner (Phil D.), Monday, 19 December 2016 13:13 (seven years ago) link
- Professor, what does the beer represent?- I'm glad you asked.
― the pinefox, Monday, 19 December 2016 13:15 (seven years ago) link
Poor Bugs Bunny roped into this nonsense!
If he'd just brought in a jar of vodka I would believe he was a philosophy professor.
― Eallach mhór an duine leisg (dowd), Monday, 19 December 2016 13:20 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15036686_1397238403621048_7256543533288536055_n.png?oh=ec69e26344fe9a962ef2c209b642293a&oe=58DEF501
― how's life, Tuesday, 20 December 2016 15:14 (seven years ago) link
nKszTf sqAh jaglPs
― how's life, Tuesday, 20 December 2016 15:16 (seven years ago) link
Even the letters in that book want to get away from that guy. The next image should be letters in the bottom half, with the blank pages of the book now flying away in the top half. etc.
― larry appleton, Tuesday, 20 December 2016 15:20 (seven years ago) link
I've filled my fridge with jars of beer and I guess I feel a little better.
― Evan, Tuesday, 20 December 2016 15:56 (seven years ago) link
Otherwise reasonable people on facebook are now reposting avocado wolfe posts as if they are just regular motivational / ethics memes and I have to stop myself lecturing, say, my dad on a daily basis.
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Tuesday, 20 December 2016 16:35 (seven years ago) link
a bunch of people in my feed are sharing this link this week, accompanied by plaintive reflections on the symbolism of the event in this national and global political moment, yet they don't realize the event happened 6 years ago: http://io9.gizmodo.com/5715413/tonight-will-be-the-darkest-night-of-the-past-500-years?utm_medium=sharefromsite&utm_source=io9_facebook
― marcos, Wednesday, 21 December 2016 15:54 (seven years ago) link
ofc the past 500 years have been a cakewalk
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 21 December 2016 15:56 (seven years ago) link
xp people are really bad at reading the dates on articles
I wanted to go off on someone (a fb friend's friend, not mine) for sharing crap from some fake news site the other day but when I went to the site it was even worse -- they did have weird accusatory articles, but it was obviously the labor of one or two people. The "Breaking News" section had articles from September and June at the top and people were still sharing them like they just happened, because, again, no one looks at dates
I give up
― mh 😏, Wednesday, 21 December 2016 15:57 (seven years ago) link
yea i have posted old shit without noticing too
― marcos, Wednesday, 21 December 2016 16:00 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15541485_188137944985740_5145690061734133387_n.jpg?oh=8986b46612fa2b2633eb5ebb5db25f93&oe=58F2DBA6
shared with the comment 'so true'
― Rush Limbaugh and Lou Reed doing sex with your parents (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 21 December 2016 16:04 (seven years ago) link
er... is there any of 'that' in the first place?
― Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc (dog latin), Wednesday, 21 December 2016 16:05 (seven years ago) link
that's me with my schoolyard chums in the bottom picture
― mh 😏, Wednesday, 21 December 2016 16:30 (seven years ago) link
Less douchey headwear is a good thing...may be onto something.
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 21 December 2016 17:43 (seven years ago) link
It's true and proven: children spanked in the 50s don't turn into teenagers in the 2010s.
― jmm, Wednesday, 21 December 2016 17:56 (seven years ago) link
looks more like teenagers in the late 90s
― Evan, Wednesday, 21 December 2016 17:58 (seven years ago) link
Specifically teenagers from a Larry Clark movie
― billstevejim, Thursday, 22 December 2016 16:58 (seven years ago) link
as a teen in the mid-late 90s i relate
― mh 😏, Thursday, 22 December 2016 18:49 (seven years ago) link
a friend was tagged in the video "Funniest Makeup Tutorial I Have Ever Watched OMG HER DAD DID THE VOICEOVER" with 24 OTHER PEOPLE
― qualx, Saturday, 24 December 2016 18:52 (seven years ago) link
this dude literally tagged a tenth of his entire friends list for a dumb video
― qualx, Saturday, 24 December 2016 18:54 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/LCiokuL.jpg
― schrute dwyte (unregistered), Wednesday, 28 December 2016 03:43 (seven years ago) link
not sure "boat labeled as unsinkable" still carries the cachet that Nay Crumors seems to think it does
― mega pegasus for reindeer (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 28 December 2016 03:44 (seven years ago) link
Kylo's light saber never sinks
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 28 December 2016 03:51 (seven years ago) link
I don't know about this NAYCRUMORS person, but I'm on dry land. It never sinks, either. You don't even get seasick and all drenched with spray.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 28 December 2016 03:54 (seven years ago) link
proposed "floating church" for IJburg
https://nlarchitects.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/floating-church-for-ijburg_hds.jpg
Why not introduce a floating Church?The cross shaped ‘ship’ would feature a glass roof. As soon as the service starts the ‘cross boat’ could sail off for ultimate concentration, as such hopefully evoking an enhanced religious experience.
The cross shaped ‘ship’ would feature a glass roof. As soon as the service starts the ‘cross boat’ could sail off for ultimate concentration, as such hopefully evoking an enhanced religious experience.
― soref, Wednesday, 28 December 2016 04:00 (seven years ago) link
Id leave a floater in that church
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 28 December 2016 04:08 (seven years ago) link
crucifix boat should add some pontoons for stability since it already has the wings built in.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 28 December 2016 04:21 (seven years ago) link
Not sure ship engines and ocean noise is as conducive to contemplation as he thinks.
― Eallach mhór an duine leisg (dowd), Wednesday, 28 December 2016 09:44 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15698087_606560779531247_1043130437978887210_n.jpg?oh=03843c4362be04840baf06ff14e489a7&oe=58EF8525
― how's life, Wednesday, 28 December 2016 13:03 (seven years ago) link
I don't know anything about George Michael. Other than being gay, was he heavily associated with the word "queen"?
― how's life, Wednesday, 28 December 2016 13:05 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15740840_1421977347835644_8112067199256463679_n.jpg?oh=2c5300591e61919d23603f573c001b36&oe=58E6AB32
― how's life, Wednesday, 28 December 2016 14:41 (seven years ago) link
cute
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 28 December 2016 19:50 (seven years ago) link
wordplay!
― lettered and hapful (symsymsym), Thursday, 29 December 2016 00:29 (seven years ago) link
generous
― my hangover is a time machine (seandalai), Thursday, 29 December 2016 00:54 (seven years ago) link
https://www.facebook.com/RadioX/posts/10158101224465604:0
― forgive me fader for I have sinned (wins), Thursday, 29 December 2016 15:38 (seven years ago) link
crosspost to rolling albarn is a moron thread
― forgive me fader for I have sinned (wins), Thursday, 29 December 2016 15:39 (seven years ago) link
"The Universal" is one of the best ever songs about prozac imo, "when the days they seem to fall through you, well, just let them go" would make a better facebook macro quote (though obv all facebook quote images are bad by definition)
― soref, Thursday, 29 December 2016 17:42 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/15776868_10158095939785604_5604568100245835933_o.jpg?oh=db9b5e6ec3db409ca3e01f09bcbf1f6e&oe=58E41A3C
― soref, Thursday, 29 December 2016 17:56 (seven years ago) link
leaving aside whether or not there is a difference between recreational and prescription drugs, and whether the world was "weird" in the 1960s, albarn is a moron and his songs are shit
― forgive me fader for I have sinned (wins), Thursday, 29 December 2016 18:04 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15590567_10158058765200604_6690915275410362229_n.jpg?oh=7594b1212c3ef0822470eaf006b724c1&oe=58F36B9E
― jmm, Thursday, 29 December 2016 18:10 (seven years ago) link
way too many people i don't have negative respect for already posting this 15 minute baloney "this is exactly what's wrong with THIS generation!" ted talk or whatever
i'm watching it because i hate myself and now i hate myself more
― qualx, Friday, 30 December 2016 23:44 (seven years ago) link
It's not about what's "wrong" with them. Also I went in dismissive and it basically described a friend's life.
― albvivertine, Friday, 30 December 2016 23:57 (seven years ago) link
As a member of the boomer generation, I can assure you that the "everything that's wrong with this generation!" talk reached epic heights, never again to be surpassed, back in 1967 through 1974. It kind of ebbed around the time of Watergate, bcz the older folks just weren't feeling their towering moral superiority quite as much.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 31 December 2016 00:23 (seven years ago) link
boomsplaining
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 31 December 2016 00:24 (seven years ago) link
― albvivertine, Friday, December 30, 2016 6:57 PM (thirty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i watched the whole thing and it was the same old bullshit it always is, just engineered to infantilize rather than stir outrage as usual
i'm sure it applies to several individuals, it's still built on phony, vague theories that are useless because generations aren't real. after years, now, of hearing dumb bullshit about participation trophies and the evils of cell phones, a lot of people are going to be open to the exact same bullshit positioned in a way that allows them to feel good about themselves. it's still bullshit. any human being that talks in earnest about the psychological damage of participation trophies shouldn't be taken seriously.
― qualx, Saturday, 31 December 2016 00:49 (seven years ago) link
boom[splain]ing post.
― nickn, Saturday, 31 December 2016 05:37 (seven years ago) link
Can I complain here about my fb friend (that mostly posts "All white ppl must read this" stuff) who got flu on the 30th and went to the emergency room for it on NYE tho? Don't know that there's a specific Facebook assholism thread.
― albvivertine, Sunday, 1 January 2017 01:29 (seven years ago) link
We've got a badass herehttps://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15781120_10154079812330759_6646492762635330883_n.jpg?oh=c011c34a7700019954d5621082fbd2b3&oe=592009E5
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 3 January 2017 05:47 (seven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/camerondechi/status/817134980535111680
― soref, Thursday, 5 January 2017 23:27 (seven years ago) link
Why does that badass's graphic have the US Capitol dome in the background?
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 6 January 2017 00:00 (seven years ago) link
Who's more expert at hiding bodies than Congress?
― nickn, Friday, 6 January 2017 00:46 (seven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C1eNLoQXAAAQ5ad.jpg:large
― Neil S, Friday, 6 January 2017 09:20 (seven years ago) link
https://i.guim.co.uk/img/static/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2014/1/9/1389290278110/22cacc6d-33af-4ca8-bb95-b04d3d6ff395-bestSizeAvailable.png?w=300&q=55&auto=format&usm=12&fit=max&s=05f9fe4d0554b78a96c2e57bf1a50efc
― Houston John (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 6 January 2017 11:19 (seven years ago) link
― Neil S, Friday, 6 January 2017 11:20 (seven years ago) link
sapnu puas
― maccabeelzebubbly (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 6 January 2017 14:02 (seven years ago) link
http://i64.tinypic.com/6h0xhk.jpg
― Neanderthal, Friday, 13 January 2017 03:55 (seven years ago) link
At the very least, this annoying appropriation of Ned Flanders mirrors the equally annoying way in which the show itself has, in the last 10-15 years, shifted the character of Ned from charmingly dorky square to satirical mouthpiece for every batshit fundie cause.
― some sad trombone Twilight Zone shit (cryptosicko), Friday, 13 January 2017 04:13 (seven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/louisa_saunders/status/819499943220117505
― the pinefox, Sunday, 15 January 2017 14:11 (seven years ago) link
hack
https://twitter.com/EatMyHalo/status/820002180623192065
― kinder, Sunday, 15 January 2017 15:10 (seven years ago) link
Not quite sure I get that but think I like it!
― the pinefox, Sunday, 15 January 2017 15:11 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent.fbos1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15940995_204504496682418_4866672692932501858_n.jpg?oh=cac69feb075721d91c90f2b6fc0b401f&oe=590DA39C
― scott seward, Monday, 16 January 2017 13:38 (seven years ago) link
I like most of Golding's books so most of that didn't ring true to me; lo and behold according to Snopes he said the first two sentences (in a different context) the rest of it's just shite.
― ultros ultros-ghali, Monday, 16 January 2017 13:48 (seven years ago) link
they are far superior and always have been. now we have no cash, no hope, and no jobs
― qualx, Monday, 16 January 2017 13:52 (seven years ago) link
I like Goldings book 'give soldiers footballers wages'
― Houston John (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 16 January 2017 14:09 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15780740_1390692390972556_9044557398991505515_n.png?oh=766c44a29157cc9b79bf32c4bcb26014&oe=5919A762
bertha died and took the son with her? rip guys, heaven needed a cow and a kid in a hoodie i guess
pls like adn sahre
― hunk of poo, big fart, girlfriend, and Dove soap (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 16 January 2017 14:37 (seven years ago) link
Sadly his first chore that day was to slaughter Bertha
― Bnad, Monday, 16 January 2017 15:59 (seven years ago) link
Junior snapped Bertha's neck and slept on the corpse to celebrate.
― nickn, Monday, 16 January 2017 23:05 (seven years ago) link
'NO ONE WILL "SHARE" THIS' is a good recurring trope in things that people want .... 'shared'.
― the pinefox, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 00:22 (seven years ago) link
I WON'T ''SHARE'' YOU
― mega pegasus for reindeer (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 04:27 (seven years ago) link
it really is the passive-aggressive "cherry" on the poorly constructed meme "cake"
― Neil S, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 07:26 (seven years ago) link
or that bit in Pincher Martin with the hallucinatory flashback to the time he was at the checkout in Target and the cashier was rude about the military and he put that bitch in her place, no messing
― Houston John (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 08:17 (seven years ago) link
and everyone in the queue started applauding
― Houston John (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 10:03 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent.fbos1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16002981_10154855531564223_5330243361676665897_n.jpg?oh=a52e797940b5796c8c28e25f1d25d23a&oe=5913320A
― scott seward, Thursday, 19 January 2017 03:35 (seven years ago) link
Dave Navarro's not looking great
― lettered and hapful (symsymsym), Thursday, 19 January 2017 06:35 (seven years ago) link
Looks to me like she's about to flick that switch up.
― heaven parker (anagram), Thursday, 19 January 2017 09:09 (seven years ago) link
my aunt shared that William Golding one this morning lol
― Vlogs from other credible bands such as Shed Seven (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 19 January 2017 10:17 (seven years ago) link
he's all about that live mas life xxp
― mh 😏, Thursday, 19 January 2017 14:57 (seven years ago) link
one of my cousins is a treasure trove of truther, anti-feminism, sheeple garbage
https://scontent.fmel2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15492149_866488553493932_4138369133790990056_n.jpg?oh=74f21f97d855b1e7aa9eca012e018f54&oe=591A5E7F
sorry if this has already been posted. lot of defunct links on here and don't want to search entire thread
― gass mccoombes (qiqing), Sunday, 22 January 2017 23:57 (seven years ago) link
i like the implication that the boner operator CHOSE to deactivate the boner
― j., Monday, 23 January 2017 00:04 (seven years ago) link
we've finally reached the singularity...
https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16142365_1309555255758125_588111364220184006_n.jpg?oh=f049d632f3f8a522f58a1e0c43fc89a5&oe=59145C88
― Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Monday, 23 January 2017 21:30 (seven years ago) link
- Bob Marley 1980
― Neil S, Monday, 23 January 2017 21:55 (seven years ago) link
Marley pic is real at least!(the whole concert is on youtube)
― everything, Monday, 23 January 2017 22:33 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16388194_10154425825578458_722085602327832424_n.jpg?oh=8ee0d1b19ac109086a02b10afddf72ee&oe=5915C532
this has 760,000 comments smdh
― for sale: steve bannon waifu pillow (heavily soiled) (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 2 February 2017 16:17 (seven years ago) link
important field research on levels of gullibility maybe
― sheer presence, look and size (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 2 February 2017 16:19 (seven years ago) link
@[4:0]
― for sale: steve bannon waifu pillow (heavily soiled) (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 2 February 2017 16:19 (seven years ago) link
why did you post a picture of Zuckerberg?
― sheer presence, look and size (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 2 February 2017 16:20 (seven years ago) link
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 2 February 2017 16:20 (seven years ago) link
omg haxx
― for sale: steve bannon waifu pillow (heavily soiled) (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 2 February 2017 16:21 (seven years ago) link
i did not, then, gotta change my setting...
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 2 February 2017 16:21 (seven years ago) link
― mh 😏, Thursday, 2 February 2017 16:22 (seven years ago) link
please stop image spamming this thread, people
― sheer presence, look and size (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 2 February 2017 16:22 (seven years ago) link
http://a3-images.myspacecdn.com/images03/1/240e42b5d9ce48a78983961e7fcb3c39/300x300.jpg
― A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Thursday, 2 February 2017 16:27 (seven years ago) link
HOW TO CHECK IF THE WORD "GULLIBLE" IS IN YOUR DICTIONARY
1. Go get a dictionary.
2. See if it has the word "gullible" in it.
― Oh the pacmanity (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 2 February 2017 16:47 (seven years ago) link
I like the MS Paint action happening in the bottom right.
― how's life, Thursday, 2 February 2017 18:17 (seven years ago) link
clearly to remove the shutupi'mstilltalking logo
― Frobisher, Thursday, 2 February 2017 22:19 (seven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3umOkQWIAABtKR.jpg
― Neil S, Friday, 3 February 2017 09:04 (seven years ago) link
fucking science wannabes on fucking social media, FUCK
― attention vampire (MatthewK), Friday, 3 February 2017 09:23 (seven years ago) link
this must be why we still practice Galenic medicine today. whether you believe the body is comprised of the four humours or not, it's still true.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 3 February 2017 11:52 (seven years ago) link
the creator of this shitty jpeg really needs to read some Kuhn
― Neil S, Friday, 3 February 2017 11:59 (seven years ago) link
Jesus, don't start me.
― attention vampire (MatthewK), Friday, 3 February 2017 12:42 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/q9NobgC.jpg
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Monday, 6 February 2017 22:59 (seven years ago) link
That facebook may be necessarily terrible now does not change the fact that it's terrible
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Monday, 6 February 2017 23:00 (seven years ago) link
The worst thing is "stop whining" - the whole thing is very http://i.imgur.com/cir1rhZm.jpg
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Monday, 6 February 2017 23:03 (seven years ago) link
these people musta joined FB after 2010. I miss the days when people couldn't even reply to your statuses or like them
― Neanderthal, Monday, 6 February 2017 23:03 (seven years ago) link
not an artist thing exactly but fuck off teechip i don't want your damn mugs
― nomar, Monday, 6 February 2017 23:05 (seven years ago) link
treechip
― Headphone Jack (seandalai), Tuesday, 7 February 2017 00:24 (seven years ago) link
quit yourpsyco-babble
― A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Tuesday, 7 February 2017 19:03 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/6kqtpZG.png
― niels, Thursday, 9 February 2017 11:28 (seven years ago) link
Truth Saying's
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 9 February 2017 11:33 (seven years ago) link
"So is your beard oil organic, or fair trade?"
― Oh the pacmanity (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 9 February 2017 12:16 (seven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4ODd2ZXUAEdt0F.jpg:large
― Neil S, Thursday, 9 February 2017 21:34 (seven years ago) link
http://68.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2f96rCBk71qdhpzmo1_1280.jpg
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Thursday, 9 February 2017 21:44 (seven years ago) link
They are literally fighting for survival.
― Neil S, Thursday, 9 February 2017 21:53 (seven years ago) link
woy oy oy
― Dick Hole Son (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 February 2017 23:51 (seven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C39is2FXAAA4Sqz.jpg
― soref, Sunday, 12 February 2017 20:44 (seven years ago) link
gonna stick my neck out and guess completely fake
― excitable Question Time guest (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 12 February 2017 20:45 (seven years ago) link
yep http://www.snopes.com/app/themes/snopes-theme/dist/images/det-red.gif
― excitable Question Time guest (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 12 February 2017 20:46 (seven years ago) link
I wouldn't be surprised if it's not
― kinder, Sunday, 12 February 2017 20:47 (seven years ago) link
Yup. Dogs can get pretty badly ripped up in that kind of fight, as opposed to the usually brief and limited fights for dominance dogs engage in on their own initiative. Moreover, owners of fighting dogs generally don't care much for dogs that lose. It's not like they get to retire to a life of ear-scratches, free food and chasing tennis balls. They get unceremoniously dumped somewhere.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Sunday, 12 February 2017 21:03 (seven years ago) link
lol, likelihood of that Cobain quote being real is about as high as... well, as high as Donald Trump being elected pesident was this time last year :-(
― Houston John (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 12 February 2017 21:24 (seven years ago) link
I realize that everyone my age, +/- five or so years, worships at his altar, but is there really any reason to believe Cobain was some font of wisdom?
― some sad trombone Twilight Zone shit (cryptosicko), Sunday, 12 February 2017 21:31 (seven years ago) link
he was more famous than other people acting in a manner perceived as counter-cultural, yet attempted to reject fame. which was playing to type, but idk that age range was teens, right
― mh 😏, Sunday, 12 February 2017 21:33 (seven years ago) link
ppl still think bill hicks was some kind of prophet instead of a skeptic comedian
― mh 😏, Sunday, 12 February 2017 21:35 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/zRCke4j.png
― niels, Sunday, 12 February 2017 23:51 (seven years ago) link
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Sunday, 12 February 2017 23:56 (seven years ago) link
The MS society (Multiple Sclerosis) is asking if everyone could put this as their status for 1 hour. I'm pretty sure I know the ones that will. Think of someone you know or love who has MS, my hope is that in 2017 a cure will be found. Will you please post this message? To honour those who have fought or are fighting MS. Copy & Paste, please don't Share. xxx💖💛💜💙💜💛
h8 these, but otoh my da has MS, so I'll compromise and post it here
― Houston John (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 17 February 2017 16:08 (seven years ago) link
The ones that bug me are the 'I'm going to see who my real friends are' or so on, that want you to reply.
― Eallach mhór an duine leisg (dowd), Friday, 17 February 2017 16:10 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16831193_1004475706354932_8583326328495370775_n.jpg?oh=b91f46d9ed9456fabae7ad77c979732c&oe=594365F8
― assawoman bay (harbl), Saturday, 18 February 2017 17:53 (seven years ago) link
insane work ethic
― example (crüt), Saturday, 18 February 2017 17:58 (seven years ago) link
We're all stars now, in the dope soul
― tales of a scorched-earth nothing (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 18 February 2017 18:01 (seven years ago) link
I understand all those words, but not how they are put together.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 18 February 2017 18:02 (seven years ago) link
i forgot her looks
― assawoman bay (harbl), Saturday, 18 February 2017 18:20 (seven years ago) link
fuck a work ethic
― Nhex, Saturday, 18 February 2017 20:04 (seven years ago) link
testify
― Treesh-Hurt (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 18 February 2017 20:06 (seven years ago) link
plenty of guys seem to be doing ok without an "insane work ethic"
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Saturday, 18 February 2017 20:50 (seven years ago) link
that's a linkedin recommendation i left for a former colleague and tbh i am somewhat uncomfortable that it has been reposted here
― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 18 February 2017 20:54 (seven years ago) link
over 18,600 posts and counting. fb is the gift that keeps on annoying.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 18 February 2017 22:55 (seven years ago) link
This is comfortably the longest thread, right?
― tales of a scorched-earth nothing (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 19 February 2017 02:45 (seven years ago) link
it's also the worst possible thread to be this huge, which is why it should never be replaced
― qualx, Sunday, 19 February 2017 03:10 (seven years ago) link
Kurtquote twitter site is gold.
― My Body's Made of Crushed Little Evening Stars (Sund4r), Sunday, 19 February 2017 03:10 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16711639_653050101544882_7340014970055000827_n.jpg?oh=acf48e64caa4b1b745705ba60548beca&oe=59304489
― assawoman bay (harbl), Sunday, 19 February 2017 16:28 (seven years ago) link
that lake does not have crashing waves
i'm quitting facebook again though. i can't take it.
― assawoman bay (harbl), Sunday, 19 February 2017 16:29 (seven years ago) link
i like the artisanal stump chair
― nomar, Sunday, 19 February 2017 16:31 (seven years ago) link
― It's always (sunny successor), Saturday, 25 February 2017 05:36 (seven years ago) link
Seems grainy, artefacted, watermarked lakeside dwellings are the new grainy sweaty tits of houses. Probably inhabited by minions and people who know what real work feels like.
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Saturday, 25 February 2017 18:06 (seven years ago) link
minions and people who know what real work feels like
have you ever priced waterfront property?
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 25 February 2017 18:40 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16683892_1273132479433877_198283409244276020_n.jpg?oh=e9c8ff59897e5038a34176d2559107da&oe=59400924
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 26 February 2017 15:12 (seven years ago) link
From Derek Acorah, that one.
Dunno that's worth hating on, except on aesthetic grounds. Sure, it is sentimental af, but that sort of sentimentality provides comfort to many people who are grieving, so it gets a pass from me.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Sunday, 26 February 2017 19:22 (seven years ago) link
Derek Acorah is a self-styled medium who uses that sort of sentimentality to provide himself with an income, so it's a little more objectionable in context
― soref, Sunday, 26 February 2017 19:32 (seven years ago) link
I'm not familiar with Derek Acorah, but self-styled mediums as a class are predators on the vulnerable and credulous. The Hallmark Greeting Card Co may have made a fortune on sloppy sentiment, but they only wanted to sell you a card and envelope for a couple of bucks, not manipulate your grief by selling you false hopes for thousands of dollars.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Sunday, 26 February 2017 19:42 (seven years ago) link
TWO aimless takes in one go?? we're rollin in it tonight boys!!!!!!
― qualx, Monday, 27 February 2017 01:52 (seven years ago) link
Suicide Squad is an Oscar winner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
― Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Monday, 27 February 2017 01:58 (seven years ago) link
why am I posting on this thread? one manhattan too many perhaps?
― Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Monday, 27 February 2017 02:01 (seven years ago) link
Yup, qualx, the treat's on me. Enjoy!
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 27 February 2017 06:37 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-dft4-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16998800_1078643482247688_3125989247485304361_n.jpg?oh=e4ccc57fc45ade72993db9f6f04ddb0f&oe=5942F594
― scattered, smothered, covered, diced and chunked (WilliamC), Tuesday, 28 February 2017 20:41 (seven years ago) link
respect
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 28 February 2017 21:50 (seven years ago) link
id tap it
cowgirl style
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 28 February 2017 22:09 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent.fphl2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16996519_10212471732697207_6131156201907595813_n.jpg?oh=ffaa5f967d1c179b7bf526d4c8aff0fc&oe=592903A7
― how's life, Tuesday, 28 February 2017 22:19 (seven years ago) link
Do people even steal car stereos anymore?
― how's life, Tuesday, 28 February 2017 22:22 (seven years ago) link
thought they were going to leave a Wire boxset.
― nomar, Tuesday, 28 February 2017 22:23 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/pzCUET4.jpg
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 2 March 2017 16:44 (seven years ago) link
The Sarcastic Libertarian strikes again
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 2 March 2017 16:45 (seven years ago) link
should I do a day trip tomorrow to take pictures where the DAPL pipeline goes under a river that supplies my drinking water
― mh 😏, Friday, 3 March 2017 01:56 (seven years ago) link
great idea. just don't get arrested. the oligarchy and the cops can get nervous around cameras these days.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 3 March 2017 03:37 (seven years ago) link
― Karl Malone, Thursday, March 2, 2017 4:45 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
<3 that guy
― Thank you for your service, wasteman (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 3 March 2017 11:30 (seven years ago) link
variations on a theme
http://i.imgur.com/3ipBIFt.png
― marcos, Monday, 6 March 2017 15:10 (seven years ago) link
the lead paint had an effect
― Neil S, Monday, 6 March 2017 15:12 (seven years ago) link
direct correlation between lead paint contamination and bad meme posting
― Moodles, Monday, 6 March 2017 15:31 (seven years ago) link
See also: seatbelts and airbags
http://i.imgur.com/JILTskA.jpg
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Monday, 6 March 2017 15:37 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent.fbud2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/12341494_10201094143231702_6722570668674267220_n.jpg?oh=80d313acc6e760861d954ea59fc385cb&oe=5930E58A
― heaven parker (anagram), Monday, 6 March 2017 15:41 (seven years ago) link
The people who died because of inadequate / nonexistent seat belts, car seats, and helmets are, of course, unable to post refutations to Facebook. So it's very tidily self-confirming.
― may all your memes be dank (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 6 March 2017 15:42 (seven years ago) link
There's a good bit in 'Lost in Music' where they sit in rapt silence listening to DSOTM for the first time, and as the final notes fade out one of the gang lets out a massive guff, they all fall around laughing and are unable to take it seriously again.
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Monday, 6 March 2017 15:43 (seven years ago) link
yep, no seatbelts in the 90's
― brownie, Monday, 6 March 2017 16:20 (seven years ago) link
xxx ya but the severely brain damaged are certainly capable of creating and sharing memes
― Thank you for your service, wasteman (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 6 March 2017 16:27 (seven years ago) link
xxp lol
idk why but the idea that people born in the 80s were the "pioneers of walkmans and chatrooms" is maybe the most irritating aspect of all this to me
strongly recommend that some of these people try drinking lead paint from a rusty firehose though. #countrythang
― tales of a scorched-earth nothing (Doctor Casino), Monday, 6 March 2017 17:22 (seven years ago) link
Rusty Firehouse is a great porn name if anyone is looking for one.
― Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Monday, 6 March 2017 17:33 (seven years ago) link
My favorite "Back in my day" email is the one where someone who was. 58 in the late Nineties was born before the invention of yogurt and air conditioning.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Monday, 6 March 2017 17:50 (seven years ago) link
Yogurt's like 5,000 years old tho
― may all your memes be dank (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 6 March 2017 17:59 (seven years ago) link
i... think that was CGLDI's point?
― tales of a scorched-earth nothing (Doctor Casino), Monday, 6 March 2017 18:00 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/MxEBR6r.jpg
― example (crüt), Monday, 6 March 2017 21:55 (seven years ago) link
is that supposed to be commenting on political correctness gone mad, or trumpist xenophobia gone jpeg artfacty?
― tales of a scorched-earth nothing (Doctor Casino), Monday, 6 March 2017 22:18 (seven years ago) link
That is lefty fax humor for the internet age my friend
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 6 March 2017 23:49 (seven years ago) link
these have never been posted by friends on Facebook (maybe!), but those sped-up recipe videos which are usually some kind of OMG BACON kind of monstrosity are pretty appalling to me, they're like cooking shows chived up and boiled down to 30 seconds.
― nomar, Wednesday, 8 March 2017 21:28 (seven years ago) link
they're usually some kind of targeted ad video thing, idk
― nomar, Wednesday, 8 March 2017 21:29 (seven years ago) link
the curse of trying out blue apron... now all your ads are foodie ads.
― Frobisher, Thursday, 9 March 2017 00:49 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16998013_580675025470524_3094239454830238206_n.jpg?oh=9e0d81a2ed14afa499605aa8b95820df&oe=59617556
― how's life, Friday, 10 March 2017 12:46 (seven years ago) link
worst superheroes ever
― im a male feminist, i have a fleshlight just to eat it out (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 10 March 2017 14:32 (seven years ago) link
"Okay, Pablo, here's the plan: I'll distract the villain by asking if he can some change, while you stab him in the back with a weeding fork."
― may all your memes be dank (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 10 March 2017 15:04 (seven years ago) link
*can spare
https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16938534_1788995211118057_4236345098827370389_n.jpg?oh=2932d3e465fb4a666a89912cb86cd24d&oe=59697486
― assawoman bay (harbl), Sunday, 12 March 2017 00:40 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17155384_1659156247723251_3265471903977767887_n.jpg?oh=b78affd90d53f75f23a62976b41b63f5&oe=596456EB
― scott seward, Sunday, 12 March 2017 03:53 (seven years ago) link
i didn't know where else to put that picture. had to put it somewhere...
"My minions, post those macros faster!"
― Moodles, Sunday, 12 March 2017 04:40 (seven years ago) link
https://68.media.tumblr.com/b232f2af84f05b30c10235a08681fa57/tumblr_omoshtuFOp1qdmmiqo1_540.jpg
that was a fun half an hour!
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 12 March 2017 05:35 (seven years ago) link
― billstevejim, Sunday, 12 March 2017 07:35 (seven years ago) link
― Mark G, Sunday, 12 March 2017 10:53 (seven years ago) link
lol karl
― Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 12 March 2017 14:53 (seven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C63wkghWcAANesH.jpg:large
― Neil S, Tuesday, 14 March 2017 10:48 (seven years ago) link
...until their nationalisms come into conflict with each other!"
"Er, citation needed d00d"
"Oh, (see history)"
― Thank you for your service, wasteman (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 14 March 2017 11:47 (seven years ago) link
I shared a hot tub with Michael Rosen not so long ago. True story.
― Neil S, Tuesday, 14 March 2017 12:14 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16938838_1259998124089366_6005875765457567380_n.jpg?oh=2f0d3f30378f83915957d29bc82e303c&oe=595A0F25
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Saturday, 18 March 2017 00:32 (seven years ago) link
What's this shit about ranking family members? The real answer is 'everyone'.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 18 March 2017 02:03 (seven years ago) link
it's time kids were taken down a peg
― j., Saturday, 18 March 2017 02:08 (seven years ago) link
Just imagine typing this nasty shit and getting paid for it though.
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Saturday, 18 March 2017 02:38 (seven years ago) link
what happens when the most important person in your entire country is an overgrown toddler
― kinder, Saturday, 18 March 2017 09:01 (seven years ago) link
john rosemond otm
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 18 March 2017 09:28 (seven years ago) link
All Of My Equally Perfect Daughters… Ranked
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Saturday, 18 March 2017 11:35 (seven years ago) link
lol and he's a family psychologist
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 18 March 2017 19:26 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent.fbos1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17425117_10211688570671964_6785852066734038731_n.jpg?oh=a744a47f5a3de71fae9882044a62b2d2&oe=59608772
― scott seward, Tuesday, 21 March 2017 02:15 (seven years ago) link
reasonable
― Moodles, Tuesday, 21 March 2017 02:21 (seven years ago) link
*boggles*
That is so literally the opposite of what I would call either side I cant wrap my head round it.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 21 March 2017 02:51 (seven years ago) link
everyone seeks to divide. no one seeks to unite.
― billstevejim, Tuesday, 21 March 2017 03:58 (seven years ago) link
capitalism is literally based on people being bad, read one Adam Smith
this feels like a "me vs other girls" meme
― Daniel_Rf, Tuesday, 21 March 2017 10:45 (seven years ago) link
more like dumb-o-crats
― why labour 'foot problems' since 2015? (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 21 March 2017 10:58 (seven years ago) link
smug alert
http://i67.tinypic.com/1115ora.jpg
― i am also Tombot (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 22 March 2017 04:30 (seven years ago) link
There would probably be more shushing. Possibly some microfiche abuse.
― Moodles, Wednesday, 22 March 2017 05:04 (seven years ago) link
farts would have more room to escape
― i am also Tombot (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 22 March 2017 05:05 (seven years ago) link
True, but no one can hear you fart when your in the club.
― Moodles, Wednesday, 22 March 2017 05:06 (seven years ago) link
*you're
^needs library
― i am also Tombot (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 22 March 2017 05:11 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17309140_1028288270640342_1287001706363551580_n.jpg?oh=46ecc7c49efe262d4c565137c822a275&oe=59514FD8
― assawoman bay (harbl), Wednesday, 22 March 2017 10:45 (seven years ago) link
str8 masturpiece
― niels, Wednesday, 22 March 2017 11:33 (seven years ago) link
I keep inviting people to the table of my life, nobody wants to come.
― I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Thursday, 23 March 2017 10:45 (seven years ago) link
https://cdn-webimages.wimages.net/050c43f16acc2b203563c5dae6d4a38d2763c0-wm.jpg?v=3
― millwallreptile (Noodle Vague), Friday, 24 March 2017 21:08 (seven years ago) link
seems like a pretty chill guy
― removed from the rain drops and drop tops of experience (ulysses), Friday, 24 March 2017 21:09 (seven years ago) link
trying to work out if that's a Freud watch
― millwallreptile (Noodle Vague), Friday, 24 March 2017 21:11 (seven years ago) link
sick of these recipe videos
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/Screen%20Shot%202017-03-24%20at%203.08.36%20PM_zpsefhl7hmo.png
― nomar, Friday, 24 March 2017 22:10 (seven years ago) link
The raccoon ones are ok https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-3LD1JRmuc
― takin care of bismuth (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 24 March 2017 23:19 (seven years ago) link
I just want to say that my life does not resemble a table. kthxbye.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 25 March 2017 03:00 (seven years ago) link
on my facebook today...
https://pics.onsizzle.com/unfuck-yourself-be-who-youwere-before-all-that-stuff-happened-3659456.png
― scott seward, Monday, 27 March 2017 01:57 (seven years ago) link
what if I was a garbage 5 year old
― Neanderthal, Monday, 27 March 2017 01:58 (seven years ago) link
feel like its some ancient ur-meme that will be passed down from generation to generation. there are a million versions of it.
― scott seward, Monday, 27 March 2017 02:00 (seven years ago) link
yeah, some of "that stuff that happened" was totally my fault.
― scott seward, Monday, 27 March 2017 02:01 (seven years ago) link
Cool to think that might pop up in the feeds of ppl who have been victims of sexual assault
― why labour 'foot problems' since 2015? (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 27 March 2017 07:47 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17626383_1616881411674055_7203349409140447442_n.jpg?oh=a00da97e8e6dde5105f08f483a939fda&oe=596BB5A9
― how's life, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 18:10 (seven years ago) link
that is one of the worst structured sentences i've ever seen
― Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 18:20 (seven years ago) link
damn
these last two are among the worst things i've seen on this thread
― nomar, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 18:21 (seven years ago) link
it's possible to read that as the kid throws the fries, the attractive man throws the fries or Mr. McDonald throws the fries it is also possible to read that as the narrator throwing their fries or their kid on the ground
― Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 18:22 (seven years ago) link
I agree that all those readings are there. But I believe that the intended meaning is: "I threw my fries on the ground in order to get the attractive man to spank me."
Because otherwise it's very difficult to get an attractive man to spank you.
― been there, not done that (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 18:46 (seven years ago) link
Thought spanking had been replaced by social media
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 18:49 (seven years ago) link
Yeah I read that as the attractive man dumping his fries and then spanking his kid which I admit did make me laugh
― frogbs, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 18:49 (seven years ago) link
i saw an attractive man throw his kid on the ground, starving, hysterical naked so i threw my attractive man on the ground too and yes i said yes i will yes
― Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 19:45 (seven years ago) link
I have eatenthe friesthat you threw onthe ground
and whichyou were probablyspankingyour kid for
Forgive methey were deliciousso dirtynow spank me
― emil.y, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 19:51 (seven years ago) link
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 19:56 (seven years ago) link
I saw the attractive man of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked,spanking his kid at McDonalds after he threw his fries on the ground, etc., etc.
― Moodles, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 19:58 (seven years ago) link
I'm just repeating jokes someone else already made, what a day...
― Moodles, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 19:59 (seven years ago) link
I need a break
repeating something someone else has done tends to result in spanking tbf
― an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 20:00 (seven years ago) link
fries are starting to sound strangely erotic
― a landlocked exclave (mh 😏), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 20:02 (seven years ago) link
maybe that's why I did it, hint hint
― Moodles, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 20:06 (seven years ago) link
luv gettin sex spanked in front of a stranger's child at the mcdonalds
― qualx, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 20:17 (seven years ago) link
Attractive man threw his kids fries on the ground, and spanked Paul Weller in the tube station at midnight..
― Mark G, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 20:18 (seven years ago) link
there's probably a painting of that on the internet
― blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 20:22 (seven years ago) link
pretty sure that meme was the plot of an ally mcbeal episode
― nomar, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 20:23 (seven years ago) link
[photo of man spanking child in macdonalds]
12. After years of fry throwing by children and horny women, many working class voters finally turned to spanking.
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 20:47 (seven years ago) link
meaning was obvious, feigned obtusity always the weakest of arguments
― Django Chutney (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 22:52 (seven years ago) link
But Onan knew that the child would be spanked; so whenever he ate at McDonalds, he threw his fries on the ground to get spanked by an attractive man.
― “Yeah. Huh, thanks.” (los blue jeans), Thursday, 30 March 2017 03:28 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/17621657_1477180388960214_5523191751946365379_o.png?oh=c915a1d8e02c067159eb0964335ac56e&oe=5952706F
I assume anyone dressed like that is a massive coke fiend.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 30 March 2017 09:07 (seven years ago) link
I assume they're unlikely to teach me anything of value
― Django Chutney (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 30 March 2017 09:09 (seven years ago) link
blessedarethecheesemakers.gif
― tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 30 March 2017 11:05 (seven years ago) link
unintentional screenname synchronicty there
― tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 30 March 2017 11:06 (seven years ago) link
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ode_(poem)
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Saturday, 1 April 2017 14:18 (seven years ago) link
_______ liked this.My Inappropriate Thoughts shared I'm a vindictive little BITCH's photo.
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17629844_1485387761502527_8294739377769336491_n.jpg?oh=8345539c725ad552a557b855714833f5&oe=594C882E
― how's life, Monday, 3 April 2017 12:50 (seven years ago) link
https://hips.htvapps.com/htv-prod-media.s3.amazonaws.com/ibmig/cms/image/wapt/23978254-23978254.jpg
― jmm, Monday, 3 April 2017 13:00 (seven years ago) link
these colored status updates are the dumbest fucking things
http://i.imgur.com/g3EmOLE.png
― marcos, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 13:33 (seven years ago) link
The worst.
― how's life, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 13:40 (seven years ago) link
Yeah I don't know why people are doing those; it seems to elevate idle banter to meme or quote status. Which is great if your random daily thoughts are in fact profound, but it just looks silly otherwise.
Allergy season has arrived!-Bob Marley
Was it in this thread that someone linked in a blog post about the epistemology of the shitpic?
It was a fairly long discussion about how no one takes a meme seriously if it looks clean. Because it hasn't been copied / cropped / compressed / overwritten, that must mean that no one has liked it enough to steal and rework it yet. So it must not be a very profound thought.
That's what I think of when I see those status updates. You're just saying what you had for breakfast; it's not an epic takedown or universal truth. Maybe if it was all covered with jpg artifact pixels, a bad attempt to clone over someone else's logo, and a stupid faux-copyright mark, THEN people would think it was profound.
Now I want to open a business where I make people's ordinary status updates look like beloved Xerox lore from the early 90s.
― been there, not done that (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 13:59 (seven years ago) link
O found it
https://theawl.com/the-triumphant-rise-of-the-shitpic-e25d8e5af9bc
A pristine-looking meme engenders skepticism — “This can’t be that funny, it hasn’t been imperfectly replicated enough.” But when you see that blurry text, partially cut off by the top of the frame, and a heavily compressed picture of Kermit below… that’s when you know: This is gonna be a good-ass meme.
― been there, not done that (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 14:06 (seven years ago) link
this is also good along similar lines https://medium.com/message/god-tier-facebook-moms-run-the-meme-game-1e56ef0d31ec
― Neil S, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 14:10 (seven years ago) link
I hadn't seen these coloured things before but I saw my first one today:
http://i.imgur.com/YmP23AB.jpg
― heaven parker (anagram), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 11:18 (seven years ago) link
Punch yourself in the face!
― scott seward, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 12:08 (seven years ago) link
is what you should tell that person...
http://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16508672_1706365246043978_5951179071054432702_n.jpg%3Foh%3D6238eca79ad54926864b5358a9664258%26oe%3D594C9A69
― Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Thursday, 6 April 2017 02:14 (seven years ago) link
http://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/b8/7f/83/b87f83f74b8e9b03eed26a78c4c0d4da.jpg
― Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Thursday, 6 April 2017 02:15 (seven years ago) link
man 13 year old Prince was a savvy investor
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 6 April 2017 02:17 (seven years ago) link
thank god michael jordan became a billionaire shoe mogul, never would've made a name for himself otherwise
― qualx, Thursday, 6 April 2017 02:20 (seven years ago) link
was a miracle that Jerry Reinsdorf saw him sitting in that Nike store and said "son, have you ever tried playing ball?", and the rest was history
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 6 April 2017 02:22 (seven years ago) link
imo it is 'punching down' to be making fun of the ppl who make these and you all should be ashamed of yourselves
― sleepingbag, Thursday, 6 April 2017 02:25 (seven years ago) link
did you go into a coma while posting in the Chappelle thread last week and wake up here 5 minutes ago?
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 6 April 2017 02:26 (seven years ago) link
did some research and sourced the meme to george soros
― qualx, Thursday, 6 April 2017 02:38 (seven years ago) link
was he in the Beatles
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 6 April 2017 02:39 (seven years ago) link
yes but he's best known for his lucrative partnership with keds
― qualx, Thursday, 6 April 2017 02:43 (seven years ago) link
Rubber Sole makes more sense now
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 6 April 2017 02:47 (seven years ago) link
imo it is 'punching down' to be making fun of the ppl who make these and you all should be ashamed of yourselves― sleepingbag, Thursday, April 6, 2017 3:25 AM (seven hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― sleepingbag, Thursday, April 6, 2017 3:25 AM (seven hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
needs minion
― why labour 'foot problems' since 2015? (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 6 April 2017 09:31 (seven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/seanboneill/status/849378960567914508
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Thursday, 6 April 2017 11:22 (seven years ago) link
Good, good
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Thursday, 6 April 2017 21:44 (seven years ago) link
Sometimes it's punching down, sometimes not. Probably not punching down in so far as the person really means it, bad implications and all, as opposed to just phrasing something reasonable badly
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Thursday, 6 April 2017 21:46 (seven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/artificaIly/status/734549533766606853
― Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Friday, 7 April 2017 21:57 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/sEOjyBq.png
― niels, Saturday, 8 April 2017 15:40 (seven years ago) link
haha wow this one is spectacularhttp://i.imgur.com/KgFbj5x.png
― niels, Saturday, 8 April 2017 18:09 (seven years ago) link
+80000 amen's in comment section
yeah but how many ignores?
― Raul Chamgerlain (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 8 April 2017 18:36 (seven years ago) link
Surprising to see Univers there but I can't IGNORE the lack of kerning.
― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Sunday, 9 April 2017 03:06 (seven years ago) link
a guy just printed out an email, scanned it, and sent me the scan. i gotta ask if he makes memes
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 10 April 2017 17:03 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/cp0/e15/q65/p320x320/17522641_1903044239963472_5795335758146495588_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=ed1f45c9b5d99b0c6d24704f0f06f065&oe=5951ABBB
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 14:21 (seven years ago) link
when I was young I thought that life was so logical
― why labour 'foot problems' since 2015? (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 14:36 (seven years ago) link
That dude, however, has no respect. I blame his kid's granddad.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 14:54 (seven years ago) link
Seeing the phrase 'disrespectful little shit' come up a lot in these memes, which you know, the willingness to reflexively describe a child using those terms whilst complaining about the lack of respect in society doth protest too much etc
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 15:09 (seven years ago) link
https://pics.onsizzle.com/childhoodin8os-before-all-the-pussies-took-over-logical-men-💥💥like-14785897.png
― nomar, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 15:23 (seven years ago) link
Nah, we never wore helmets in those days
― they used to call them jumpolines until your mom got on one (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 15:25 (seven years ago) link
that chin strap is the only thing holding that kid's face together
― Moodles, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 15:26 (seven years ago) link
'Before all the pussies took over' lol klaus thewelheit to threaf
― why labour 'foot problems' since 2015? (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 15:28 (seven years ago) link
Punch his lights out four times to 'Like'
― Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc (dog latin), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 15:33 (seven years ago) link
Logical Men
― global tetrahedron, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 15:43 (seven years ago) link
He hasn't had a motorcycle accident, those marks are from his father's righteous fist, before all this "spare the rod" squishiness came along
― Bnad, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 17:21 (seven years ago) link
These memes always remind me of the Stewart Lee bit about how his grandmother mixes up political correctness with health and safety. So much rage at common sense safety measures.
― Daniel_Rf, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 10:06 (seven years ago) link
evidence suggests that many serial killers suffered traumatic head injury in childhood, so i presume that this kid today has belt made from human ears he harvested himself
― 'it's is my life' - jon bovi (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 12:26 (seven years ago) link
Ok, I don't get this at all. What's going on here?
https://www.facebook.com/682329048475716/videos/1513086245399988/?hc_ref=NEWSFEED
― how's life, Thursday, 13 April 2017 09:18 (seven years ago) link
My Girlfriend's Husband Fights For Your Freedom
― why labour 'foot problems' since 2015? (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 13 April 2017 10:56 (seven years ago) link
I am quite impressed at how memes are slwoly becoming an artform in themselves. I'm currently a big fan of https://www.facebook.com/welcometomymemepage/
― Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc (dog latin), Thursday, 13 April 2017 11:31 (seven years ago) link
https://www.facebook.com/1726805484302060/photos/a.1726808530968422.1073741828.1726805484302060/1763270567322218/?type=3&theater
― how's life, Monday, 17 April 2017 19:28 (seven years ago) link
pretty sure that's about vaping
― Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Tuesday, 18 April 2017 02:08 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent.fbud2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/11745315_680868002057957_7036419341753219038_n.png?oh=99901432570a7ffb69668018f47d65d8&oe=598ADE2F
― heaven parker (anagram), Thursday, 20 April 2017 07:01 (seven years ago) link
-Bob Moherly
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 April 2017 08:52 (seven years ago) link
aint that the truth
― why labour 'foot problems' since 2015? (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 20 April 2017 09:08 (seven years ago) link
there's a bunch of threads this could find a home in but since i saw it on facebook it's going here
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/10931220_1599126623656410_1401518695997876079_n.jpg?oh=b7962b8beb3eef3ac2b961d6a1171a65&oe=594F7210
― years of immersion in the seduction community (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 20 April 2017 10:45 (seven years ago) link
firstly, the argument is half-full or half-empty, not full or empty you fucking cretin
secondly, an 'entrepreneur' who sells a glass which was holding liquid ends up spilling it everywhere and causing a mess, which is arguably an apt metaphor but presumably not the one they were aiming for
― years of immersion in the seduction community (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 20 April 2017 10:48 (seven years ago) link
stealing somebody else's shit and selling it, yup, that's entrepreneurship
― Brexterminate all the brutes (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 20 April 2017 10:48 (seven years ago) link
'dear pessimist, optimist and realist: i am a cunt'
― years of immersion in the seduction community (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 20 April 2017 10:53 (seven years ago) link
A cunt-ist, you mean.
― Help! I'm trapped in a display name factory (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 20 April 2017 14:52 (seven years ago) link
Whorenun
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 April 2017 17:45 (seven years ago) link
you guys are describing the guy who made the shirt
― Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Thursday, 20 April 2017 17:48 (seven years ago) link
feel like bob moher comedian got the wrong message from rain man
― qualx, Thursday, 20 April 2017 21:25 (seven years ago) link
http://i68.tinypic.com/ka1x5c.jpg
― Neanderthal, Monday, 24 April 2017 22:37 (seven years ago) link
if by "created" you mean "merged with a company and then leveraged that company's existing money transfer service as their main source of revenue", sure, he created Paypal.
call me when the next Space X craft explodes
― Neanderthal, Monday, 24 April 2017 22:38 (seven years ago) link
Space X launch vehicles are, like, rehabbed Soviet castoffs btw
― softie (silby), Monday, 24 April 2017 22:44 (seven years ago) link
Ilyich doesn't complain about how bad the world is...Ilyich is changing the world.Be like Iyich.
― why labour 'foot problems' since 2015? (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 09:01 (six years ago) link
Don't complain about the world, just have loads of money and be good at convincing people to loan you more money
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 11:45 (six years ago) link
― why labour 'foot problems' since 2015? (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, April 6, 2017 4:31 AM (two weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
tons of these people that share stuff like this (at least in my feed) are like insurance agents or corporate HR managers or mortgage brokers and shit and make way more money than a lot of us do i bet
― blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 14:26 (six years ago) link
basically you're just feeding into the republican's myth that everyone's basically bought into that class is cultural and not economic
― blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 14:28 (six years ago) link
Normie lames are often well off- how else would they get those avi pics of themselves on some Thai beach/up Machu Picchu
― why labour 'foot problems' since 2015? (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 15:05 (six years ago) link
the assumption is always if you put up wealth equality memes, you're a poor lazy dude.
we were arguing w/ this dude on FB who called us all a buncha whiners and told us to go back to college and w/in 5 minutes found out I make more money than he does
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 16:24 (six years ago) link
Yeah, I've had discussions like that, but "I make more money than you" is nagl to throw into any discussion, ever, so...
― Daniel_Rf, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 16:56 (six years ago) link
In polite society, sure, but that is literally the only status indicator some idiots believe in
― a landlocked exclave (mh), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 17:58 (six years ago) link
I didn't say "I make more money than you", he said smugly "maybe if you go back to college and get a <xx> degree, you could make 50k a year", which I indicated no thanks, I already make that, and he figured the last bit out himself.
― Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 19:58 (six years ago) link
Egon doesn't complain about ghosts.Egon busts ghosts.Be like Egon.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 20:02 (six years ago) link
and you shall be Elon
― ✓ (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 20:18 (six years ago) link
the more money I make at job, the more facebook posts will be shares from da share z0ne
― a landlocked exclave (mh), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 20:56 (six years ago) link
the day I break $100k/year I am posting this one https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/856916096644861953
― a landlocked exclave (mh), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 20:57 (six years ago) link
Neanderthal, yeah I know, was just saying that's the impulse I got (and reigned myself in from).
― Daniel_Rf, Wednesday, 26 April 2017 09:09 (six years ago) link
i'm genuinely baffled by this one
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18009990_1040402569429702_1141185683172100241_n.jpg?oh=5bcbef45133763d72b9bba39a01150fe&oe=598D9F8A
― ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 27 April 2017 14:48 (six years ago) link
― a landlocked exclave (mh), Thursday, 27 April 2017 14:49 (six years ago) link
steel a motorbike
― heaven parker (anagram), Thursday, 27 April 2017 14:49 (six years ago) link
tom hardy dropped a motorbike and got spanked by some fries
― Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Thursday, 27 April 2017 14:55 (six years ago) link
― how's life, Thursday, 27 April 2017 14:56 (six years ago) link
the 10 bands you've seen and one you haven't thing is brutal
― marcos, Thursday, 27 April 2017 15:15 (six years ago) link
especially when prefaced by "OK! Here goes!"
condemned to drown in a flood of decontextualized information
― j., Thursday, 27 April 2017 15:21 (six years ago) link
a friend of mine had a funny joke about that meme, it went something like this:
Ok, here goes nothing:1. Audioslave2. Audioslave3. Audioslave4. Audioslave5. Audioslave6. Audioslave7. Audioslave8. Audioslave9. Audioslave10. The Beatles
― passionate plant-based athlete (voodoo chili), Thursday, 27 April 2017 15:26 (six years ago) link
i can't understand why that, out of all the FB c&p memes, is the most popular thing I've seen on FB in ages
― Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc (dog latin), Thursday, 27 April 2017 15:27 (six years ago) link
people like to identify themselves through musical taste and everyone thinks they have good taste lol
― a landlocked exclave (mh), Thursday, 27 April 2017 15:35 (six years ago) link
Complainy fb posts about the 10 bands thing are rapidly becoming the "HEY, STOP REPLYING-ALL!" of fb.
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 27 April 2017 15:44 (six years ago) link
btw I actually dislike the actual lists of bands and the comments therein, I just like the idea of stupid facebook content that is virally popular and not monetizable
burn that motherfucker down
― a landlocked exclave (mh), Thursday, 27 April 2017 15:48 (six years ago) link
right now, the first 6 posts in my feed are people listing bands, the 7th is someone saying they don't listen to live music, the 8th is another list, and the 9th is a joke about the list of bands
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 27 April 2017 15:59 (six years ago) link
half of my page is people posting and commenting on new music videos. what is this, the 90s?!?
― a landlocked exclave (mh), Thursday, 27 April 2017 16:01 (six years ago) link
I hope to fuck all these lists are for a good reason. Is there some magic happening I'm not aware of that's going to free the gays in Chechnya? If not, throw a bucket of ice on your heads and guess which cube is melted.
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 27 April 2017 16:08 (six years ago) link
there's the good content
― a landlocked exclave (mh), Thursday, 27 April 2017 16:55 (six years ago) link
forks, can I add you? need more content today
― a landlocked exclave (mh), Thursday, 27 April 2017 16:56 (six years ago) link
i rebeled against the concert meme by posting Starland Vocal band as the band I obviously hadn't seen and then kept posting about SVB all day in every status.
lots of unfollows i'm sure
― Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Thursday, 27 April 2017 17:03 (six years ago) link
I just like the idea of stupid facebook content that is virally popular and not monetizable
this is my take on it
― sleeve, Thursday, 27 April 2017 17:13 (six years ago) link
not my quote but i do have the content
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 27 April 2017 17:14 (six years ago) link
Rather than "ok here goes," I am not a huge fan of the faux-reluctant intros like "Seems like everyone is doing this so I guess I must," or "apparently this is a thing now," or "I'm a sheep, baaa..."
Silence is ALWAYS an option. It's fine if you don't weigh in on everything.
― okey-dokey, gnocchi (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 27 April 2017 19:09 (six years ago) link
I liked guessing my close irl friends lists who've I'd seen a bunch of said listed concerts with. It seems like basically another form of "guess my fav..." friendship test. I KNOW U LOVE PURPLE AND ALSO WE SAW DISTURBED TOGETHER LOL!
― Frobisher, Saturday, 29 April 2017 00:19 (six years ago) link
I appreciate the ones where they put in a band you'd think they wouldn't have gone to see
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Saturday, 29 April 2017 14:33 (six years ago) link
which is most of the ones i've seen, facebook friends reminiscing about seeing hasil adkins and liberace or whatever. i get why people are annoyed by it but at the same time i'm not, particularly since the whole thing is basically over already.
― increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Saturday, 29 April 2017 15:02 (six years ago) link
This 'spot the ringer in my concert list' sounds exactly like what used to be called a parlor game, but transposed to a billion member social network.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 29 April 2017 16:53 (six years ago) link
god damn this gives me hope that crambo may yet come back in style
― increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Saturday, 29 April 2017 18:14 (six years ago) link
crambo sounds, dare I say it, like fun
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 29 April 2017 18:25 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14725680_1449973008365003_234685131220757352_n.jpg?oh=07e9e26b6de9f2a6afbbbf273bb487be&oe=59BB1CD0
― gnaw on my meat oreo (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 2 May 2017 19:23 (six years ago) link
- pol pot
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 2 May 2017 19:26 (six years ago) link
-marcel marceau
― Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 2 May 2017 23:36 (six years ago) link
Karl Marx (1818–1883) was a frequent dumb crambo player with his wife and daughters in their North London home.[5]
― Screamin' Jay Gould (The Yellow Kid), Wednesday, 3 May 2017 01:56 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17190927_1456977534373843_5590931720725571790_n.jpg?oh=138912bac67acbba1ddf559cc00c55b9&oe=59B1B6C7
― assawoman bay (harbl), Friday, 12 May 2017 11:00 (six years ago) link
I was born to kick smug backpackers down the stairs
― Shat Parp (dog latin), Friday, 12 May 2017 11:31 (six years ago) link
so did the woman in the photo just magically appear on a mist-shrouded hillside?
or did she pay the bills provided by, for example, an airline and a tour company in order to get there?
and the money she spent on those bills, did that come from exchanging her time and skills for payment?
― PRESIDENT STEAMPUNK J. BRAINSTEM (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 12 May 2017 11:35 (six years ago) link
pretty sure the answers involve mater and pater
― The Remoans of the May (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 May 2017 11:41 (six years ago) link
i was being charitable there but aye 'rich parents' was my first thought too tbh
― PRESIDENT STEAMPUNK J. BRAINSTEM (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 12 May 2017 11:51 (six years ago) link
that's a picture from the reboot of Marvel's Iron Fist
― mh, Friday, 12 May 2017 15:55 (six years ago) link
who had rich parents iirc
― baby boomer death wave (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 12 May 2017 15:56 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18342065_1942669779338099_4345200965001314173_n.jpg?oh=35b87489328575a8ffa03a0c4fa6552d&oe=59AB142E
― the klosterman weekend (s.clover), Friday, 12 May 2017 19:09 (six years ago) link
This doesn't exactly fit the thread, but Facebook has been sending me this targeted ad
http://i.imgur.com/v4XjIOt.jpg
(I am all three except not *that* old, but really fuck everyone involved in this)
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Friday, 12 May 2017 21:55 (six years ago) link
thank you gaytheist god xp
― sleepingbag, Friday, 12 May 2017 22:02 (six years ago) link
i saw one like that but it showed johnny depp wearing the shirt for some reason (???)
― global tetrahedron, Friday, 12 May 2017 22:03 (six years ago) link
wtf that tshirtalso lol at a hipster millenial walking around in it
― kinder, Friday, 12 May 2017 22:04 (six years ago) link
https://image.spreadshirtmedia.net/image-server/v1/compositions/143334636/views/1,width=300,height=300,appearanceId=2,backgroundColor=E8E8E8,version=1478003241/never-underestimate-an-old-man-beardpng-t-shirts-men-s-t-shirt.jpg
― nomar, Friday, 12 May 2017 22:08 (six years ago) link
https://res.cloudinary.com/teepublic/image/private/s--zdYYqukR--/t_Preview/b_rgb:262c3a,c_limit,f_jpg,h_630,q_90,w_630/v1461855762/production/designs/496021_1.jpg
https://image.spreadshirtmedia.com/image-server/v1/compositions/1012390406/views/1,width=300,height=300,appearanceId=2,backgroundColor=E8E8E8,version=1473664654/gym-never-underestimate-an-old-man-with-muscles-men-s-premium-t-shirt.jpg
https://img0.etsystatic.com/178/0/12730895/il_340x270.1110453274_cvd7.jpg
― nomar, Friday, 12 May 2017 22:09 (six years ago) link
lest we forget idakoos.com -> bizarre auto-generated t-shirts
― horny and dead sons of toil (DJ Mencap), Friday, 12 May 2017 22:32 (six years ago) link
Never overestimate an old man with gout, an enlarged prostate, and an underwater mortgage.
― between the tall buildings are snow-coated alleys (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 13 May 2017 01:52 (six years ago) link
my annoying co-worker keeps sharing memes from "marriage memes" and i want to do violence to her
― assawoman bay (harbl), Saturday, 13 May 2017 14:31 (six years ago) link
there is no way to pick just one. here: https://www.facebook.com/pg/originalmarriagememes/photos/
― assawoman bay (harbl), Saturday, 13 May 2017 14:32 (six years ago) link
I am terrible at marriage; it clearly involves lots more arguments about folding towels than I have managed
― kinder, Saturday, 13 May 2017 18:58 (six years ago) link
that is a rich vein of garbage content alright
― The Patricia Routledge Meatspin Gif Has Made You Gay (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 13 May 2017 20:06 (six years ago) link
My story is a bit different:Him: where do you want to eat?ME: I don't care, you choose...and he did...and we ate wherever he chose!....the next time...ME: where do you want to eat?Him: I don't care, you choose..ME: ok...let's go to Applebee's Him: I don't want to drive all the way down there...do you?ME: YES...I knew where it was when I said I wanted to go there!Him: well, I don't want to go there..ME: well then, where do you want to go?Him: I don't care...you chooseTHAT'S HOW THE FIGHT STARTED...
ME: Now I am divorced and I eat where I damned well please!TRUE STORY
― qualx, Saturday, 13 May 2017 20:26 (six years ago) link
^My wife will from time to time do annoying stuff like that, but she has enough sense to see it's annoying when I point it out to her. We are still married.
― A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 13 May 2017 20:46 (six years ago) link
if you can't agree you have to go to applebees that way, no future disagreements because nearly anything is acceptable if it means dodging applebees
― mh, Saturday, 13 May 2017 22:02 (six years ago) link
Overly inclusive Mother's Day posts are grating on me today. I mean I think the sentiment of including people who want to be mothers but can't, people who lost their children etc is very good. But "women who have chosen not to become mothers" IDGI. It's fine to choose not to have kids, but that's not what Mother's Day is for. We might as well also include fathers, men who have chosen not to have kids, little girls who are too young to have kids, etc. Also "women who have difficult relationships with their mothers." JFC! It's called Mothers Day! It's not about you!
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Monday, 15 May 2017 01:34 (six years ago) link
I would support Facebook giving you an option to blot out unseen every single post that mentions either of the parent holidays tbh.
― ✓ (Doctor Casino), Monday, 15 May 2017 01:55 (six years ago) link
tbh the "history of mother's day" crap is horrible, who gives a shit, just celebrate mothers
if you investigate the true history it's actually about temperance or mothers who lost kids in war or the mother of all wars or something
― mh, Monday, 15 May 2017 02:40 (six years ago) link
http://www.vintagecomputing.com/wp-content/images/shareware/scorch_0_large.png
― ✓ (Doctor Casino), Monday, 15 May 2017 02:52 (six years ago) link
holy shit so many hours of my youth encapsulated in that image
― mh, Monday, 15 May 2017 02:54 (six years ago) link
Scorched earth! I loved that game.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 15 May 2017 04:33 (six years ago) link
Y'all should start thinking about ballots for this poll, whenever its time comes: 90s PC Gaming Poll, Episode I: A Question of Vengeance (1990-1994) - NOMINATIONS thread - deadline Nov 15
― ✓ (Doctor Casino), Monday, 15 May 2017 05:41 (six years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p480x480/18425204_778004549026515_1041467771552638635_n.png?oh=e6d804cd6cd6fa273fbc73297c00ec00&oe=59B1808F
― how's life, Monday, 15 May 2017 18:04 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wt88GMJmVk0
― ✓ (Doctor Casino), Monday, 15 May 2017 18:06 (six years ago) link
obviously women who don't possess all those characteristics are still beneath contempt tho
― The Remoans of the May (Noodle Vague), Monday, 15 May 2017 18:08 (six years ago) link
~~~~EnchantingMinds.net~~~~~
― It's always (sunny successor), Monday, 15 May 2017 19:38 (six years ago) link
Lol mothers day is in March u clowns
― The Adventures Of Whiteman (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 15 May 2017 19:54 (six years ago) link
https://www.facebook.com/originalmarriagememes/photos/a.1256989254419370.1073741828.1254827934635502/1301134260004869/?type=3&theater
are you a fucking weirdo?
― Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 15 May 2017 19:56 (six years ago) link
I have a pepper mill that says "we had sex on this table" on the dining room table
― mh, Monday, 15 May 2017 20:22 (six years ago) link
we'd need several of those, because we have more than one table
― between the tall buildings are snow-coated alleys (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 15 May 2017 20:37 (six years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/S3OCQ2O.jpg
― sexualing healing (crüt), Tuesday, 16 May 2017 00:46 (six years ago) link
Daniel clearly acting out of spite because her parents gave her a boy's name
― Moodles, Tuesday, 16 May 2017 00:52 (six years ago) link
Tanishq Abraham needs to make his fucking mind up
― The Remoans of the May (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 16 May 2017 06:10 (six years ago) link
i have a placemat on my dining room table that says 'this pepper mill has been in my ass'
― The Patricia Routledge Meatspin Gif Has Made You Gay (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 16 May 2017 08:51 (six years ago) link
thanks freethought project for digging up the little-known tanishq abraham, the seven-year-old with just 33,000 twitter followers whose name appears in google search results only 89,600 times
― The Patricia Routledge Meatspin Gif Has Made You Gay (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 16 May 2017 08:54 (six years ago) link
and because memes cannot help but feast upon their own
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6AxBXpVMAEDgYw.jpg:large
― The Patricia Routledge Meatspin Gif Has Made You Gay (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 16 May 2017 08:55 (six years ago) link
I have a pepper mill that says "we had sex on this table" on the dining room tablei have a placemat on my dining room table that says 'this pepper mill has been in my ass'― The Patricia Routledge Meatspin Gif Has Made You Gay (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 16 May 2017 08:51 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― The Patricia Routledge Meatspin Gif Has Made You Gay (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 16 May 2017 08:51 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Blimey, Pepper Mill One-Upmanship!
― Mark G, Tuesday, 16 May 2017 10:20 (six years ago) link
Actually, can I edit that post?
https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18582485_1751902164824845_1932258510093884765_n.jpg?oh=b50bbf0af1d1c9d686db12e8a5cba558&oe=59B4A315
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 23 May 2017 12:59 (six years ago) link
url tag at the bottom suddenly takes this to a v dark place
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 23 May 2017 13:00 (six years ago) link
jesus christ that is awful
― 🎵 it's grey pubic now, stoner blue 🎵 (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 23 May 2017 13:01 (six years ago) link
stickmen: for when you need to express a platitude in the most infuriatingly faux-naive manner possible
― 🎵 it's grey pubic now, stoner blue 🎵 (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 23 May 2017 13:04 (six years ago) link
After one gin and tonic, one still feels that badness exists, and one finds it troubling.
Two: badness exists but I am glad it cannot get to me in that moment.
Three: the remoteness of badness is a blessing.
Four: we are all brothers and sisters and we should just hug stuff out.
Five: wheeeee! Everythings are beautiful!
Six: oh holy shit everything is horrible and it needs to all die by fire
― leprechaundriac (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 23 May 2017 13:41 (six years ago) link
poss needs context. it's an awful slummy-mummy blog type account that usually posts 'lol aren't my kids awful' stick men cartoons. This is their non-lol reaction to the terror attacks.
― kinder, Tuesday, 23 May 2017 20:12 (six years ago) link
A good run here of sharetrash units which are, not entirely wrong, but questionable, and then when you question them they get even more questionable
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Tuesday, 23 May 2017 22:55 (six years ago) link
know it's against the spirit of the thread, but usually find Hurrah for Gin pretty funny, and not at all represented by the mawkishness above. Her one on World Book Day was pretty spot on as far as the life I'm currently living for example - http://hurrahforgin.com/2017/03/01/topsy-and-tim-the-world-book-day-catastrophe/
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 14:54 (six years ago) link
wow that's insufferable
― mh, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 15:02 (six years ago) link
that's as if hyperbole and a half had no sense of whimsy or narrative flow and much worse art
5 years of this thread and we still haven't figured out why we're such jerks
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 15:03 (six years ago) link
it doesn't matter. nothing matters. only the gin.
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 15:05 (six years ago) link
guys i'm starting to wonder if it's not us who are the real jerks here
― 🎵 it's grey pubic now, stoner blue 🎵 (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 15:14 (six years ago) link
https://media.giphy.com/media/EldfH1VJdbrwY/giphy.gif
― Neil S, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 15:16 (six years ago) link
Milli Vanilli's deaths will not be in vain
― Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 15:25 (six years ago) link
also there's nearly 20,000 posts itt, should we maybe think about starting a new one?
― 🎵 it's grey pubic now, stoner blue 🎵 (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 15:50 (six years ago) link
I think that was tried but didn't stick? We need a good name for it!
― Neil S, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 15:51 (six years ago) link
'this is the thread where we discuss matters pertaining to the detrius that accompanies the stupid shit people post on facebook'
― 🎵 it's grey pubic now, stoner blue 🎵 (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 15:53 (six years ago) link
yeah there was a new thread that withered on the vine, I imagine loading all posts on this thread would cause serious injury
― softie (silby), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 21:14 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/fr/cp0/e15/q65/17834820_1257440851018682_7050943866064001968_o.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=9d2f6926c3fe077dd849fda609af79a0&oe=59A4766Bhttps://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/fr/cp0/e15/q65/17814540_1257440781018689_87081394277833242_o.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=bdded87c6b0a825b2262d61a21d06c3a&oe=59ABE5E0https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/18698027_1307791452650288_2160963798598712604_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=ac86093942b9aa67118f2df7adcc61be&oe=59AA9534https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/fr/cp0/e15/q65/17632061_1257440881018679_2227894977962612065_o.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=21f696cb80c226f70d35e14456321507&oe=59C0E0B1
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 23:43 (six years ago) link
A break from the usual image macros. This was an album share - showcasing an artist who creates images of moments in his relationship which tell us what love is.
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Thursday, 25 May 2017 00:14 (six years ago) link
Love too make cereals
― softie (silby), Thursday, 25 May 2017 00:19 (six years ago) link
this thread can never be replaced
― qualx, Thursday, 25 May 2017 02:36 (six years ago) link
we're gonna keep it going until it can be classified as a weapon of mass destruction
I'm glad at least one of the images before the break isn't gone
― softie (silby), Thursday, 25 May 2017 02:36 (six years ago) link
they really do get stuff done
― qualx, Thursday, 25 May 2017 02:39 (six years ago) link
heh, bitches
― The Adventures Of Whiteman (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 25 May 2017 09:08 (six years ago) link
http://i65.tinypic.com/650olz.jpg
― Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Thursday, 25 May 2017 16:54 (six years ago) link
my atm pin is 1221 and i keep getting arrested every time i try to take money out :(
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 25 May 2017 17:13 (six years ago) link
xp Oof that's bad - I really doubt that's true everywhere, so not a good idea to share it as safety advice.
I quite like those cartoons in a way but they're a bit cutesy and get more so the longer you look at them.
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Thursday, 25 May 2017 17:45 (six years ago) link
In fact wait a minute it can't be true because how wd they know you were typing in your pin backwards unless you told the machine what it was already ...
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Thursday, 25 May 2017 17:46 (six years ago) link
I just can't imagine the kind of fundamental misunderstanding of How Things In The World Work you'd have to have to believe things like this. And yet I see people I know, people I went to school with who I would assume know better, share these things all the time.
Why not just write, "If you put your PIN in backwards the ATM will spray knockout gas that will disable the thief, so hold your breath really quickly before you type it in!"
― Old Lynch's Sex Paragraph (Phil D.), Thursday, 25 May 2017 17:50 (six years ago) link
I really doubt that's true everywhere
it isn't true anywhere
― qualx, Thursday, 25 May 2017 20:06 (six years ago) link
― Never changed username before (cardamon)
Don't they know who you are when you put your card in?
― nickn, Thursday, 25 May 2017 20:19 (six years ago) link
That was a joke, wasn't it?
― Mark G, Thursday, 25 May 2017 21:38 (six years ago) link
I can't tell any more . . .
― nickn, Thursday, 25 May 2017 21:41 (six years ago) link
apparently someone suggested this as an actual security measure once and it failed but nonetheless the meme survives
― Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Thursday, 25 May 2017 22:45 (six years ago) link
The problem is that crooks would know about it too, so when they saw the money was stuck they might hurt/kill you.
― nickn, Thursday, 25 May 2017 23:25 (six years ago) link
lol a machine with features that could destroy money or harm people, what could go wrong?
― mh, Thursday, 25 May 2017 23:49 (six years ago) link
Feel like robbing someone later so i can watch them try this
― Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Friday, 26 May 2017 00:11 (six years ago) link
The alarm at one place i worked *did* have a 'duress code' built into it, one you could enter if someone was forcing you to open up and which would alert the police, so it is possible (but obviously bullshit here)
(And the ATM *could* know you'd typed your pin in backwards - it knows when you've typed it correctly so it must know what it is.)
((Or it could be like a password where the hash is stored and the entered password is hashed again and compared against the stored version, which would mean it wouldn't know you'd typed it backwards))
What I'm saying is that this is possible, which is probably why people believe it.
― koogs, Friday, 26 May 2017 05:28 (six years ago) link
Thing is, 4 digit pin only has 10,000 variants so, as Roberto alluded above, there's going to be thousands and thousands of people who have palindrome PINs.
There does seem to be a brain disconnect with some people when they see something like this on social media. I've also seen fairly bright people sharing shit like this or replying 'Yes' on those fucking ones that say Stare at the photo, click Like then reply Yes and watch the magic happen.
― groovypanda, Friday, 26 May 2017 07:20 (six years ago) link
The backward PIN trick is so important and useful that all Banks have left it up ExploreTalent.com to inform all of their customers that it exists through a viral facebook post
― Karl Malone, Friday, 26 May 2017 15:00 (six years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/iGojwVy.jpg
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 30 May 2017 15:49 (six years ago) link
maybe taking crowdsourcing too far
― The Remoans of the May (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 15:58 (six years ago) link
the few conversations i've had with my postman lead me to believe that a serial killer delivers packages to my house way more frequently than once a month
― heck i've even been an 'oyster pirate' (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 16:00 (six years ago) link
That's a parody right
― ultros ultros-ghali, Tuesday, 30 May 2017 16:06 (six years ago) link
https://www.huntakiller.com/
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 30 May 2017 16:08 (six years ago) link
Honestly those postal game packages do appeal to me, but they're usually hideously overpriced. Also I totally get why "what if a serial killer delivered packages to your door" is a ridiculous advert.
― emil.y, Tuesday, 30 May 2017 16:15 (six years ago) link
oh, i bet it would be fun! it basically seems like a physical irl version of an interactive story game, right?
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 30 May 2017 16:21 (six years ago) link
Wolf In White Van is probs what piqued a lot of Ilxors' interests in this kind of thing
― Shat Parp (dog latin), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 10:18 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/1460038_10152406671217228_538912542_n.png.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=63b4941c1434247c833ce996d91483d4&oe=59E727DF
Oh cool ive got 30 odd years to deffo invent like zipcar 2.0 or something cos in special
― plums (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 1 June 2017 16:29 (six years ago) link
I could totally see myself inventing some great fried chicken when I'm 65, and by inventing I mean eating a large platter of it
― Moodles, Thursday, 1 June 2017 18:06 (six years ago) link
― Covfefe growing vpon the skull of a man (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 1 June 2017 18:14 (six years ago) link
quarter life crisis at 25, mid life crisis at 35
― qualx, Thursday, 1 June 2017 18:55 (six years ago) link
jesus and buddha and jimi hendrix need to be on that timeline tbf
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 1 June 2017 18:58 (six years ago) link
i guess whatever happened in the intervening decade certainly warrants a crisis
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 1 June 2017 18:59 (six years ago) link
when you're 35 you just sit there and take a shit, thinking of your future business opportunities
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 1 June 2017 19:01 (six years ago) link
That's when you think of fried chicken.
― nickn, Thursday, 1 June 2017 19:04 (six years ago) link
I don't think all that many people get married when they're 20 anymore, but whatevs; I presume it's not meant to be rigorous.
― kajagoogoo's kazooist (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 1 June 2017 19:07 (six years ago) link
Alternate imagery for the next iteration of that graphic
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/11/The_Godfathers_-_Birth%2C_School%2C_Work%2C_Death.jpg
― kajagoogoo's kazooist (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 1 June 2017 19:08 (six years ago) link
crazy to think jesus didn't live long enough to have a midlife crisis
― qualx, Thursday, 1 June 2017 19:10 (six years ago) link
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― mh, Thursday, 1 June 2017 19:10 (six years ago) link
brb gonna fly a kite
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 1 June 2017 19:39 (six years ago) link
Midlife crisis at 35, fuck off wi'that.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 2 June 2017 00:05 (six years ago) link
summer t-shirt ads
https://scontent-lax3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/16665851_1280415165380775_409740731810507203_o.jpg?oh=97ef5eaf60d6f2d0ccbbd24f7fbc1da5&oe=59B533AB
― nomar, Friday, 2 June 2017 00:12 (six years ago) link
imo mid-life crisis is a free floating range, you can drift into it any time between 35 and 50
or whenever you buy that corvette
― mh, Friday, 2 June 2017 00:38 (six years ago) link
...I dont get that tshirt. Whys it a misquoted GoT thing?
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 2 June 2017 01:33 (six years ago) link
mid-life crisis is a free floating range, you can drift into it any time between 35 and 50
Possibly because people die at different ages. If you have it when you're 35 that means you'll die when you're 70.
― kajagoogoo's kazooist (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 2 June 2017 02:50 (six years ago) link
you're assuming a crisis is a moment and not an ongoing condition!
― mh, Friday, 2 June 2017 02:53 (six years ago) link
mine started right around age 23 iirc but i've extended my lifespan considerably by picking a few saturdsys a month and putting it on pause
― ﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Friday, 2 June 2017 03:31 (six years ago) link
I flipped out in my late 20s and tried to conform to a bunch of conventions that I thought would make life better. Now it's, like you say, searching for those saturdays
― mh, Friday, 2 June 2017 03:58 (six years ago) link
Well, I'm 56 and I still haven't had one.
Then again, I had a bad illness at 21, so every year is a bonus effectively..
― Mark G, Friday, 2 June 2017 06:39 (six years ago) link
Wait, was I supposed to have one?
― Elvis Telecom, Friday, 2 June 2017 07:26 (six years ago) link
They overrated.
So, basically if you get to a certain age, and decide you want a sporty car, that's level one.
A sporty girlfriend, that's level five (two if you're not actually married, etc)
What else?
― Mark G, Friday, 2 June 2017 10:58 (six years ago) link
change career paths when you have a good job, go back to school, change your lifestyle by becoming some crazed marathon runner, become an expat somewhere with a low coat of living, post on craigslist looking for someone interested in cannibalism to eat you
― mh, Friday, 2 June 2017 12:44 (six years ago) link
i'm one for five there, and i keep juuuuust missing on the cannibalism partner
― Karl Malone, Friday, 2 June 2017 14:08 (six years ago) link
keep hustling karl, you'll find that special cannibal one day
― heck i've even been an 'oyster pirate' (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 2 June 2017 14:14 (six years ago) link
the problem is that traditionally, you have to eat others before you are eaten, and that has been an absolute mess to arrange
― Karl Malone, Friday, 2 June 2017 14:17 (six years ago) link
classic catch-22
when will our poLIEticians wake up and deregulate the cannibal industry
― heck i've even been an 'oyster pirate' (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 2 June 2017 14:20 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2B54QkYF_vsoriginal is from a Moby music video natch
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 2 June 2017 16:56 (six years ago) link
animator is very much a facebook viral artist; this stuff is too obvious even for political cartoons
http://stevecutts.files.wordpress.com/2016/11/santa-fb.jpghttp://www.stevecutts.com/uploads/2/6/3/8/26381140/7987204_orig.jpghttp://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/modern-world-caricature-illustrations-steve-cutts-6.jpg
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 2 June 2017 17:00 (six years ago) link
Definitely some crossover with the trenchant commentary thread there
― Moodles, Friday, 2 June 2017 17:03 (six years ago) link
really makes u think
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/Steve-Cutts-illustrations-3.jpg
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 2 June 2017 17:05 (six years ago) link
Caca Cola
― qualx, Friday, 2 June 2017 23:44 (six years ago) link
in what universe is acer's brand identity up there with Mcdonalds
― “Yeah. Huh, thanks.” (los blue jeans), Monday, 5 June 2017 04:13 (six years ago) link
why even bother changing spellings if you aren't making a poorly formed joke. i am really hating this artist thing
― “Yeah. Huh, thanks.” (los blue jeans), Monday, 5 June 2017 04:15 (six years ago) link
I call this one "Corp-rophilia"
― Chewshabadoo, Monday, 5 June 2017 13:55 (six years ago) link
keeping up on the latest trends is the only thing that fills the void in my soul
― frogbs, Monday, 5 June 2017 13:57 (six years ago) link
if i eat consumer products i'll shit money? goddammit i've been doing this all wrong
― he's also fouled up with NON-FAT (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 5 June 2017 14:01 (six years ago) link
Not sure I get the recurrent "trenchant commentary" sarcasm with a lot of this stuff, like these cartoons. Yeah they are simplistic, obvious, etc., but doesn't being on Facebook mean engaging w people who require or are drawn to simple messaging? These cartoons are not at all insightful but they are "accurate" in a broad sense, and evidently in America at least they are not at all obvious to something like 38% of the population.
I don't know, seems like a lot of liberal guilt snobbery at the wrong people but then again I'm "not on Facebook" which is the ultimate snob move
― Hadrian VIII, Monday, 5 June 2017 15:01 (six years ago) link
most of the memes on here are neither insightful nor "accurate", reducing complex issues to slogans is a bad thing that makes public discourse worse
― Covfefe growing vpon the skull of a man (Noodle Vague), Monday, 5 June 2017 15:03 (six years ago) link
I should add that I am grateful to you guys and appreciate all the dirty work as this thread has kept me safe from FB in homeopathic doses
― Hadrian VIII, Monday, 5 June 2017 15:07 (six years ago) link
https://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i-w600/keep-calm-and-reduce-complex-issues-to-slogans.jpg
― he's also fouled up with NON-FAT (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 5 June 2017 15:07 (six years ago) link
Are we doing this in all these threads now
― K-hole MacLachlan (wins), Monday, 5 June 2017 15:09 (six years ago) link
new board description
― he's also fouled up with NON-FAT (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 5 June 2017 15:11 (six years ago) link
I agree w/ that in general! Just not convinced it's a worthwhile position in a messaging battle w/ corporate bots. It's gonna take a lot of people some of them not too sharp to get out from under this mess.
― Hadrian VIII, Monday, 5 June 2017 15:12 (six years ago) link
doesn't being on Facebook mean engaging w people who require or are drawn to simple messaging?
Depends on who you add, surely. Your FB list is determined by your real life friends and family in a way most social media isn't, if there's an echo chamber there it's gonna translate.
My personal experience is people who tend to post these things also tend not to have friends who disagree with their basic premise, or if they do they know better than to engage with them on it.
Though frankly I don't think it's a valid premise from the get-go to think that anyone in America has never been exposed to messages like "corporations are bad", "money doesn't buy happiness" or "x-mas is too commercial".
― Daniel_Rf, Monday, 5 June 2017 15:18 (six years ago) link
I only interact with wins on fb tbh
― mh, Monday, 5 June 2017 15:23 (six years ago) link
The trouble is I've never met the type of person these cartoons propose - the totally dumb consumer, someone with a brain covered in NIKE ticks, sucking shit out of a pipe. I know the cartoons are exaggerated, but they're still saying that a type of person or a type of consciousness exists and I'm still not sure it does
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 5 June 2017 15:24 (six years ago) link
Like I think the vulgarity of marketing today is definitely worth noting, crass adverts squirting out of your phone and fridge and toaster and watch, targeted to the absolute lowest common denominator ... but the cartoons seem to think this LCD person actually exists and needs to be woken up.
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 5 June 2017 15:26 (six years ago) link
Skipping 18906 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.
Jeez
― Bio-Digital Jezza (kingfish), Monday, 5 June 2017 15:28 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/18838849_10154671444413379_2154816818744377490_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=9a898080f1a1246f780df71d6a9028a0&oe=59A1B265
You can buy these
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 5 June 2017 20:11 (six years ago) link
love too pedant
― sleepingbag, Monday, 5 June 2017 20:13 (six years ago) link
problem is that after you use them for long enough they start to provide only some of the possible options. suddenly there's only two & too. if this pencilmaker wants to invent a time machine so that i can go back and see what the rest of the pencil used to say, i might be interested
dislike/angry face, downvote, switch to separate account, downvote again
― Karl Malone, Monday, 5 June 2017 20:14 (six years ago) link
do it kingfish
― qualx, Monday, 5 June 2017 20:49 (six years ago) link
load them all
― qualx, Monday, 5 June 2017 20:50 (six years ago) link
suddenly there's only two & too.
As well, 'colons are underrated', which is just simply not true.
― jmm, Monday, 5 June 2017 21:45 (six years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/jbJo1tZ.png
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 17:53 (six years ago) link
tl;dr
― some sad trombone Twilight Zone shit (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 17:54 (six years ago) link
99% sure it's fake but whoever made it was impressively in full metal jacket character
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 17:55 (six years ago) link
thats a famous reddit reply that got meme'd
― kurt schwitterz, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 18:09 (six years ago) link
I don't know what gorilla warfare is but I bet it involves feces
― waterbear say hi to me (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 18:17 (six years ago) link
you're confusing gorillas with reddit
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 18:30 (six years ago) link
that's got to be the greatest reddit comment of all time
― frogbs, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 20:12 (six years ago) link
certainly the most "effortlessly sums up the spirit of"
― Covfefe growing vpon the skull of a man (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 20:13 (six years ago) link
in response, the receiver of that attack solemnly downvoted
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 20:14 (six years ago) link
inscribe that on an obelisk and let it be mankind's epitaph imo
― he's also fouled up with NON-FAT (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 20:15 (six years ago) link
(not mick foley's, to be clear)
― he's also fouled up with NON-FAT (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 20:16 (six years ago) link
I think that post predates Reddit. Probably a 4chan thing, and probably a joke to begin with.
― JRN, Wednesday, 7 June 2017 02:23 (six years ago) link
that is extremely me, on the internet
― mh, Wednesday, 7 June 2017 03:45 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/18952592_1655295314482021_4490984864159062962_n.png.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=cb2415d3bf303a520bfac949a8b3265e&oe=59E9BBF0
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Saturday, 10 June 2017 18:01 (six years ago) link
i could explain but i've already blocked you
― There's got to be a Corbyn after (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 June 2017 18:07 (six years ago) link
Universally understood? Not in my universe. I would have to google "turnt", "fleek" and "bae", if I ever cared to know what they mean.
And I nominate this post for the 'posts vmic' thread.
― A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 10 June 2017 18:07 (six years ago) link
I applaud your lack of understanding of things
― K-hole MacLachlan (wins), Saturday, 10 June 2017 18:08 (six years ago) link
And by "this" I meant my own post, btw.
― A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 10 June 2017 18:08 (six years ago) link
If ignorance were airplanes, everyone would be airports, wins.
― A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 10 June 2017 18:09 (six years ago) link
That would explain why I've been sat here for hours waiting for my ignorance to land.
― Mark G, Saturday, 10 June 2017 18:42 (six years ago) link
riding my ignorance back home
― mh, Saturday, 10 June 2017 20:49 (six years ago) link
Anonymous have changed
― koogs, Saturday, 10 June 2017 22:08 (six years ago) link
the thing about your/you're their/their is that since there's no difference in pronunciation the difference in spelling is down to arbitrary grammar, and when converting spoken language to text misunderstandings arise, but that's due to a fault in written language, it has little to do with wrong or right, it's just a set of rules used for power and fuck that and your stupid guy fawkes mask
― niels, Saturday, 10 June 2017 22:28 (six years ago) link
initial reaction: ha, that Rand Paul is such a fucking ass, who's taking his bullshit seriously now? glad people have seen through him now
http://i.imgur.com/vy2q0oE.jpg
hold on though - who posted this? what?
http://i.imgur.com/xpMmRoJ.jpg
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Tuesday, 13 June 2017 20:26 (six years ago) link
is that a real Rand Paul quote or some Pixelated Boat thing?
― frogbs, Tuesday, 13 June 2017 20:34 (six years ago) link
http://www.politifact.com/punditfact/statements/2015/may/27/sarah-silverman/did-rand-paul-equate-right-health-care-slavery/
so uh there are more things he said after that but yeah, Rand Paul thinks that a "right to healthcare" means an unreasonable burden on doctors
much like the right to... anything... means I can demand that service at any time and place
― mh, Tuesday, 13 June 2017 20:38 (six years ago) link
here's a fun nightmare imagine you're waiting in the doctor's office for the doctor to come in and it's rand paul
― qualx, Wednesday, 14 June 2017 00:58 (six years ago) link
"uh wait hold on I... don't think you're in my network. oh, well, uhh, I just remembered I have to trim the....something. no it's cool man, I'll pay the no-show fee...look dude get away from my fucking eyes"
― Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 01:01 (six years ago) link
i'm sure everyone agrees on all of this
https://scontent.ford1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/19054956_1786128128364052_3564162541136699209_o.png?oh=c077f632d40a02f53929d8f81e24125d&oe=59A1C86B
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 June 2017 20:36 (six years ago) link
GROUCHY SOCIALISTS
― global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 14 June 2017 20:37 (six years ago) link
falls apart a bit on the last 2 but checks out otherwise.
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 14 June 2017 20:56 (six years ago) link
it's making me irrationally angry that 'leftists' is in the right-hand column
― cast your vote for fully automated gay space luxury communism (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 21:08 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/19059910_1420944314669453_1699077508167256972_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=4b0e981577f9b73501622687da456e84&oe=59D5D8FC
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 21:18 (six years ago) link
lonely guy just thinking baout 3 things to know in life
― cast your vote for fully automated gay space luxury communism (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 21:19 (six years ago) link
picture of guy who knows the 3 things in life
http://i.imgur.com/ZojAcCv.jpg
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 June 2017 21:21 (six years ago) link
the best things in life are three
― cast your vote for fully automated gay space luxury communism (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 21:21 (six years ago) link
lol @ "GROUCHY SOCIALISTS"
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Friday, 16 June 2017 01:05 (six years ago) link
my dad shared this delightful entry in the jpeg compression disaster olympics
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17951861_954056958062929_1319237814139614371_n.jpg?oh=e5afe1395d275648d39f82f5a5c18995&oe=59A3AD17
― cast your vote for fully automated gay space luxury communism (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 16 June 2017 08:44 (six years ago) link
The Gutter
― André Ryu (Neil S), Friday, 16 June 2017 08:46 (six years ago) link
https://www.facebook.com/pg/memesbutwithoutphotos/posts/
― scott seward, Saturday, 17 June 2017 19:47 (six years ago) link
Not sure where best to post this but here seems like a good place:
http://inspirobot.me/
"I am an artificial intelligence dedicated to generating unlimited amounts of unique inspirational quotes for endless enrichment of pointless human existence."
― davey, Sunday, 18 June 2017 01:05 (six years ago) link
It is the best automatic generator of anything I have ever seen
http://generated.inspirobot.me/039/aXm4798xjU.jpg
― davey, Sunday, 18 June 2017 01:08 (six years ago) link
http://generated.inspirobot.me/042/aXm7341xjU.jpg
inspiring robot otm
― Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 18 June 2017 01:22 (six years ago) link
doesnt get better than this imo
http://generated.inspirobot.me/040/aXm2845xjU.jpg
― Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 18 June 2017 01:23 (six years ago) link
http://generated.inspirobot.me/041/aXm193xjU.jpg
― Clay, Sunday, 18 June 2017 01:37 (six years ago) link
http://generated.inspirobot.me/041/aXm9010xjU.jpg
otmfm
― Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 18 June 2017 01:48 (six years ago) link
http://generated.inspirobot.me/042/aXm6381xjU.jpg
― qualx, Sunday, 18 June 2017 01:52 (six years ago) link
http://generated.inspirobot.me/040/aXm1412xjU.jpg
― Frank Ocean is the Ultimate Solution (rushomancy), Sunday, 18 June 2017 01:53 (six years ago) link
don't want to spam with more hueg images, but i just got "What melancholics inspire, hunters become"
― qualx, Sunday, 18 June 2017 01:54 (six years ago) link
damn these are good
― mh, Sunday, 18 June 2017 04:00 (six years ago) link
yeah, respect
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Sunday, 18 June 2017 04:56 (six years ago) link
yeah these are nice
― niels, Sunday, 18 June 2017 08:01 (six years ago) link
inspirobot is a font of endless wisdom.
― davey, Sunday, 18 June 2017 08:28 (six years ago) link
inspirobot is the best
http://generated.inspirobot.me/041/aXm5755xjU.jpg
― cast your vote for fully automated gay space luxury communism (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 18 June 2017 09:39 (six years ago) link
http://generated.inspirobot.me/041/aXm2566xjU.jpg
― cast your vote for fully automated gay space luxury communism (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 18 June 2017 09:58 (six years ago) link
that last macro goes straight to series on NBC this fall
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Sunday, 18 June 2017 16:27 (six years ago) link
http://generated.inspirobot.me/039/aXm1036xjU.jpghttp://generated.inspirobot.me/039/aXm9063xjU.jpghttp://generated.inspirobot.me/041/aXm3850xjU.jpg
Words to live by
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Monday, 19 June 2017 00:09 (six years ago) link
^ my personal motto
― croque monsoon (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 19 June 2017 00:15 (six years ago) link
I, leaderly slut, agree
― mh, Monday, 19 June 2017 00:17 (six years ago) link
Ahhh!
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 19 June 2017 00:41 (six years ago) link
http://generated.inspirobot.me/042/aXm1972xjU.jpg
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 19 June 2017 00:43 (six years ago) link
http://generated.inspirobot.me/040/aXm6000xjU.jpg
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Monday, 19 June 2017 02:55 (six years ago) link
hahahahaha jesus that one is eerily otm
― Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Monday, 19 June 2017 04:29 (six years ago) link
oh man, just found out about inspirobot:
http://generated.inspirobot.me/045/aXm4891xjU.jpg
― silverfish, Tuesday, 20 June 2017 14:14 (six years ago) link
http://generated.inspirobot.me/044/aXm4606xjU.jpg
― André Ryu (Neil S), Tuesday, 20 June 2017 15:22 (six years ago) link
Trevor Noah has taken the crown of #1 Facebook image macro political scientist from John Oliver.
― nomar, Monday, 26 June 2017 16:47 (six years ago) link
http://generated.inspirobot.me/049/aXm2337xjU.jpg
― jmm, Monday, 26 June 2017 23:12 (six years ago) link
Suddenly things are becoming clear
― Karl Malone, Monday, 26 June 2017 23:13 (six years ago) link
Really? Pretty Brown and murky over here.
― Moodles, Tuesday, 27 June 2017 03:23 (six years ago) link
http://i65.tinypic.com/2mo895u.jpg
― Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Thursday, 29 June 2017 03:33 (six years ago) link
http://i63.tinypic.com/263972s.jpg
― Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Thursday, 29 June 2017 03:35 (six years ago) link
the lost wilco album
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 29 June 2017 03:49 (six years ago) link
― Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Thursday, 29 June 2017 03:52 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/fr/cp0/e15/q65/19575089_714193992114224_2810578891568709368_o.png.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=7dff861efff44442474c1587458f05aa&oe=5A042C4B
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 3 July 2017 22:21 (six years ago) link
Lessons Taught by LIFE
― honda for the goyim (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 3 July 2017 22:27 (six years ago) link
http://diymag.com/images/uploads/fieldliars3.jpg
― AlanSmithee, Tuesday, 4 July 2017 07:18 (six years ago) link
Why do I feel like brochella is about to take this festival crowd hostage?
― nice cage (m bison), Tuesday, 4 July 2017 13:33 (six years ago) link
http://generated.inspirobot.me/048/aXm8193xjU.jpg
― slugbuggy, Tuesday, 4 July 2017 15:21 (six years ago) link
― slugbuggy, Tuesday, 4 July 2017 15:24 (six years ago) link
http://generated.inspirobot.me/052/aXm6478xjU.jpg
― slugbuggy, Tuesday, 4 July 2017 16:18 (six years ago) link
http://generated.inspirobot.me/049/aXm9266xjU.jpg
― slugbuggy, Tuesday, 4 July 2017 16:58 (six years ago) link
we should just start a inspirobot thread at this point.
http://generated.inspirobot.me/056/aXm7515xjU.jpg
― silverfish, Tuesday, 4 July 2017 17:10 (six years ago) link
http://generated.inspirobot.me/053/aXm3210xjU.jpg
― nomar, Tuesday, 4 July 2017 17:15 (six years ago) link
http://generated.inspirobot.me/050/aXm9277xjU.jpg
― silverfish, Tuesday, 4 July 2017 17:22 (six years ago) link
Inspirobot is either ruining this thread or rendering it megaclassic. Looking at each thing posted and trying to determine its "realness" is a novel sensation. Like when SNL started doing fake ads, people got used to watching ads and trying to figure out if they were real or parody, of course advertisers got wise and started to make real ads that made you watch to figure out whether they were fake. A case study for the attention ecomony avant la lettre.
― honda for the goyim (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 4 July 2017 21:09 (six years ago) link
i feel like half of my facebook friends have posted the "too much morrissey" fake pulp cover. i can never tell the super-ascended memes from shit only my friends like.
― The Saga of Rodney Stooksbury (rushomancy), Tuesday, 4 July 2017 21:59 (six years ago) link
http://generated.inspirobot.me/056/aXm986xjU.jpg
― slugbuggy, Wednesday, 5 July 2017 04:11 (six years ago) link
The Inspirobot posts are getting boring
― Bnad, Wednesday, 5 July 2017 04:15 (six years ago) link
about a week ago
― more polls about food and reactionary art (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 5 July 2017 08:18 (six years ago) link
^ needs more cornfields
― The Adventures Of Whiteman (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 5 July 2017 09:04 (six years ago) link
i was just impressed with how jaded and defeatist and contemptuous of your humanity an algorithm could be, like okay you don't believe in eternal damnation, guess what, you're damned for every moment of your limited existence anyway. you're born condemned, add eternity to your damnation and that makes it eternal damnation, what's the difference. that's nothing new for a sentient being but pretty good for a program that doesn't ostensibly know what it's saying.
― slugbuggy, Wednesday, 5 July 2017 10:52 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/19732058_1489640181127707_3079550249378797187_n.jpg?oh=aea7941ccd2f380f17c82bb29a23c5a9&oe=5A06C838
― nomar, Wednesday, 5 July 2017 20:41 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/19642679_147145232525475_8180316665254395922_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=f3311dccfe0bacc5de165662bbfd8705&oe=59C7BFBB
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 5 July 2017 21:41 (six years ago) link
this looks like it should be one of those things where if you read it backwards it's a different message
― qualx, Wednesday, 5 July 2017 23:07 (six years ago) link
Either you love or never will she... truth, because bitter nor anger not. I'm friend. So call my with sleep to decide you. Moment, the end to love or bring to choice. Made you leave and bags my pack to going still. I'm knee bending on down. Where? You, if matter even doesn't it?
http://savingyoda.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2015/03/sy30deg.jpeg
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 6 July 2017 02:57 (six years ago) link
weirdest Boyz II Men song ever
― Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Thursday, 6 July 2017 05:01 (six years ago) link
Don't u meanFrom boys, men
― nice cage (m bison), Thursday, 6 July 2017 14:35 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/p960x960/18880086_1877287619177357_1342531895383792258_o.jpg?oh=8319041dacf628c321a7968ea64ccf16&oe=59D2947F
― nomar, Friday, 7 July 2017 21:43 (six years ago) link
this has to be one of those auto generated designs where there's one variable to fill in and that variable is birth month, right
― qualx, Friday, 7 July 2017 21:49 (six years ago) link
dashirtz0ne
― nice cage (m bison), Friday, 7 July 2017 22:51 (six years ago) link
that's bar looks a lot like a mcmansion bathroom
― Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 July 2017 22:53 (six years ago) link
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/416yLre6QQL.jpg
this is so weird
― qualx, Friday, 7 July 2017 23:19 (six years ago) link
https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1358/6705/products/cec7b0fc3a131b6428005dbc76eac096_1024x1024.jpg
why???????
― qualx, Friday, 7 July 2017 23:21 (six years ago) link
I'm not a perfect man I BLANK freedom
― Screamin' Jay Gould (The Yellow Kid), Friday, 7 July 2017 23:26 (six years ago) link
Is there one 4 every month
― The Adventures Of Whiteman (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 7 July 2017 23:52 (six years ago) link
I AM A PERFECT MAN I WAS BORN IN JANUARY AND I HATE LITTER
― Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 8 July 2017 00:01 (six years ago) link
https://s9.postimg.org/6iigscgpb/born.png
― qualx, Saturday, 8 July 2017 00:27 (six years ago) link
potential crossover marketing for Amazon TV's I LOVE DICK?
― attention vampire (MatthewK), Saturday, 8 July 2017 00:32 (six years ago) link
I'm not a perfect fool.I love my wife & drink from a glass.I was born in November.I shampoo my dog.I have moles on my arm.I own shoes.If you don't like it, think how I feel.
― A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 8 July 2017 00:38 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/fr/cp0/e15/q65/19667867_1410408609013159_4202766897607462137_o.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=c7c1b82bda0ea7510a4eeb7195a4275d&oe=5A0B66E8
― bitumen: the animated series (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 8 July 2017 13:31 (six years ago) link
omg vomit
― Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Saturday, 8 July 2017 15:13 (six years ago) link
http://i66.tinypic.com/vdplki.png
― sleepingbag, Saturday, 8 July 2017 23:36 (six years ago) link
i can't tell whether self-help books have become facebook memes or facebook memes have become self-help books. after my last visit to powell's, however, i have decided that i am going to write a self-help book which is just wall to wall profanity. though on the cover i guess i will have to put a * in place of the "u", because that way it will be not be "offensive" apparently. (mailer wept.)
― The Saga of Rodney Stooksbury (rushomancy), Sunday, 9 July 2017 12:36 (six years ago) link
lol not one of those inspirobot posts but my friend posted this on FB that he saw somewhere in public and as a misquote it's almost better than inspirobot:
http://i66.tinypic.com/2l9nk9g.jpg
― Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 11 July 2017 23:15 (six years ago) link
― mh, Tuesday, 11 July 2017 23:17 (six years ago) link
I fucking hate the "wow" or surprise reaction, whatever it is, with the circle mouth. that thing really pisses me off. I don't know why
― akm, Wednesday, 12 July 2017 02:32 (six years ago) link
like are people really that wowed or surprised by shit? I cannot believe they are
― akm, Wednesday, 12 July 2017 02:33 (six years ago) link
nor do I believe they love anything, because love isn't real and the world is empty
also apparently there is some retarted fake 'don't accept so and so as your friend he's a hacker" thing going around, that I only know about via my retarded dad's family who are offenders #1 on posting retarded 'we got beaten as kids and now we're fine" memes and minion garbage and trump news, which makes me believe that only goddamned retards got this 'hacker' message and only goddamned retards are dumb enough to need to be informed it's fake. No one I know with a college education has bothered with such shit.
― akm, Wednesday, 12 July 2017 02:35 (six years ago) link
please reconsider using "retarded" as a term of opprobrium. it's worse than stupid to do that.
― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 12 July 2017 02:45 (six years ago) link
you ok, man?
― mh, Wednesday, 12 July 2017 02:45 (six years ago) link
You're right, apologies to the retarded, my family are much worse off
― akm, Wednesday, 12 July 2017 04:32 (six years ago) link
are they literally the characters from the south park tv show
― mh, Wednesday, 12 July 2017 13:54 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/fr/cp0/e15/q65/19944357_1269313419862026_5041982066630568321_o.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=e769091aaf5604933cc225d326b103c8&oe=59F7ECEC
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Friday, 14 July 2017 14:51 (six years ago) link
ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION
― André Ryu (Neil S), Friday, 14 July 2017 14:52 (six years ago) link
that's an all-time relationship quote, i wonder who said it
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 14 July 2017 14:59 (six years ago) link
Bob Marley, duh
― didgeridon't (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 14 July 2017 15:29 (six years ago) link
How are we scoring "all your heart"? Sounds like more Rate Your Love bullshit to me, keep it on ILM
― ramen play on 10 (Noodle Vague), Friday, 14 July 2017 17:03 (six years ago) link
Has anyone mentioned that inspirobot is obviously fake? Like, those were clearly not generated by any 'AI' at all. I've seen a few of these things now: someone can't get any attention for their banal comedy/aphorisms/poetry/artwork so they claim that an 'AI' made it and suddenly they're rolling in clicks. Happy to be wrong if anyone has a link to the github repo or the text corpus it's based on
― Dan I., Sunday, 16 July 2017 23:07 (six years ago) link
how many have you looked at? after hitting the button a dozen times you start to see the framework
― qualx, Monday, 17 July 2017 02:25 (six years ago) link
yeah there are a bunch that don’t read as funny or vaguely logical and it’s a pretty simple structure of “x doesn’t blah because z” style subjects and verbs spit out by something that understands general grammatical rules
― mh, Monday, 17 July 2017 02:48 (six years ago) link
i don't think it even needs to understand grammar, it just uses a bunch of templates and fills in the blanks with appropriate parts of speech. it's mad libs.
― qualx, Monday, 17 July 2017 04:16 (six years ago) link
A merely grammar-based AI would generate wholly nonsensical memes, because not every verb makes sense with every subject or object. There must be a semantic element at work there, unless Inspirobot generates utter nonsense a fair amount of the time. Confession: I haven't wasted spent time mindlessly clicking it and seeing what it spits out.
― A is for (Aimless), Monday, 17 July 2017 05:02 (six years ago) link
obviously it is coded beyond literal actual mad libs, and it occasionally shows its cracks
― qualx, Monday, 17 July 2017 05:13 (six years ago) link
Perhaps it is hybrid - that is, the memeage is in fact auto-generated, but a person culls the selections to favor the absurdities most likely to be thought funny by internetz. The ones that are simple non sequiturs without lol appeal are discarded to increase the apparent quality of the overall pool.
― didgeridon't (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 17 July 2017 12:39 (six years ago) link
Ah, I see, it is AI in the sense that dumping a box of Cards Against Humanity cards on the floor and randomly selecting one of each type is AI.
― Dan I., Monday, 17 July 2017 21:37 (six years ago) link
It's a bot, it's not AI.
― emil.y, Monday, 17 July 2017 21:54 (six years ago) link
idk why being pedantic about what ai means is necessary. when I was a kid that meant dr sbaitso and this seems to be on that level
― mh, Monday, 17 July 2017 22:36 (six years ago) link
this entertaining meme generator uses impure AI, to the dump it goes
― qualx, Monday, 17 July 2017 22:42 (six years ago) link
No lols until i see algorithms
― Neanderthal, Monday, 17 July 2017 22:45 (six years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/l08vxin.png
― korla pundit (crüt), Tuesday, 18 July 2017 15:11 (six years ago) link
why is that one watermarked?
― billstevejim, Wednesday, 19 July 2017 22:57 (six years ago) link
p sure that quote was originally Bob Marley
― attention vampire (MatthewK), Thursday, 20 July 2017 03:27 (six years ago) link
it's a classic rule
― niels, Thursday, 20 July 2017 08:24 (six years ago) link
You mean like in The Office, and Superstore, and every TV sitcom ever, but actually never in real life?
― Bnad, Thursday, 20 July 2017 13:38 (six years ago) link
there is no difference between TV and reality
― akm, Thursday, 20 July 2017 13:45 (six years ago) link
a supervisor made my co-worker cry a couple weeks ago, for good reason not in an abusive boss way, and that night she posted this to her instagramhttps://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/ec/48/15/ec481541e742498056ee0b2e7efae9c2--unbroken-quotes-feeling-down-quotes.jpg
― assawoman bay (harbl), Saturday, 22 July 2017 01:01 (six years ago) link
i mean the criticism was needed, not the crying. the crying was unnecessary.
"I still get very high
― leave your emu at the door (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 22 July 2017 11:51 (six years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/5cZX6Fh.jpg
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 25 July 2017 02:55 (six years ago) link
dying is truly a notable regret
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 25 July 2017 02:56 (six years ago) link
I almost posted the IKEA / spatial awareness one from the same list, but held off because I found it on imgur on and I want to be pure
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 25 July 2017 02:59 (six years ago) link
purity overrated
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 25 July 2017 13:20 (six years ago) link
https://scontent.fphl2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18485398_1921198724794396_1103196181573085824_n.jpg?oh=8cbcbf78349111ce04c453bb4c5f3d71&oe=5A36C001
― how's life, Wednesday, 26 July 2017 09:33 (six years ago) link
*citation needed
― crazed with patience (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 26 July 2017 09:38 (six years ago) link
Okay, but can we still say that women don't like sports?
― okapi paste (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 26 July 2017 10:51 (six years ago) link
Try saying it and see.
― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 26 July 2017 16:46 (six years ago) link
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-GM0e7qSMAgo/WXuXwu3iJ6I/AAAAAAAAAio/fwBJpQKWlkgUd1STMIxDciZuJzuqmo1RQCL0BGAYYCw/h225/2017-07-28.jpg
― Badmotorfinger Debate Club (MFB), Friday, 28 July 2017 20:05 (six years ago) link
WHOA
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 28 July 2017 20:20 (six years ago) link
Seems like you could put almost anything in place of butterflies there.
― Eallach mhór an duine leisg (dowd), Friday, 28 July 2017 20:21 (six years ago) link
(out of deference to - and lack of understanding of - Thomism I decided not to say 'everything')
― Eallach mhór an duine leisg (dowd), Friday, 28 July 2017 20:23 (six years ago) link
Without butterflies, there'd be no parasitic butterfly wasps.
― jmm, Friday, 28 July 2017 20:31 (six years ago) link
this meme really changed how I thought about the vague concept of change
― qualx, Friday, 28 July 2017 22:44 (six years ago) link
before I wanted everything to stay the same, now I don't want that any more
― qualx, Friday, 28 July 2017 22:45 (six years ago) link
My teenage niece has a wall decal that says "Nothing happens if you stay in your room."
My wife looked at it for a second and said, "Wow, that sounds really nice! "
― okapi paste (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 28 July 2017 22:59 (six years ago) link
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 28 July 2017 23:13 (six years ago) link
― Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 28 July 2017 23:19 (six years ago) link
no matter how much things change the more they stay the same butterflies
― Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 28 July 2017 23:20 (six years ago) link
If nothing ever changed there would always be the exact number of butterflies that there are at the moment.
― AlanSmithee, Saturday, 29 July 2017 10:51 (six years ago) link
YMP's wife otm
― mh, Saturday, 29 July 2017 16:54 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/20479945_1215540148549963_8299353069277516646_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=fe4cc595768bf828ae93f601b8030265&oe=5A2E456Fp
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Thursday, 3 August 2017 15:09 (six years ago) link
Oh. Let's try again.
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/20479945_1215540148549963_8299353069277516646_n.jpg
Well. What you're missing is a sort of sickly sweet cartoon picture of a sort of village made out of mushrooms in which the mushrooms are sort of turned into quaint belle epoque houses, with strings of little lights all over. All this happening within a dark forest, and a caption in quirky olde-time font reading: 'For every encounter I have today, I will choose to see the positive side'.
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Thursday, 3 August 2017 15:11 (six years ago) link
Let's see if this one works:
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/20292836_324200201339057_8952533203310480288_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=f8997775700c2325a5ee9e0c5485416b&oe=59FFC69B
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Thursday, 3 August 2017 15:13 (six years ago) link
mushroom link here (will probably expire sometime, apologies to the future)
https://goo.gl/images/Tb71eg
google image search result links to images on pinterest are the worst. first they only link to the set, not the image and secondly pinterest throws up a 'login to see more' thing when you scroll down.
― koogs, Thursday, 3 August 2017 15:19 (six years ago) link
mopping a murderer
― kinder, Thursday, 3 August 2017 16:53 (six years ago) link
^ I'm still trying to work out if that's a fake one done up by someone who knows what they're doing
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Thursday, 3 August 2017 19:55 (six years ago) link
You can just Google search the image and link to a different site
http://cdn.quotesgram.com/img/30/85/451942336-57f85d3d7efb67a780e5bce12d36abae.jpg
― groovypanda, Thursday, 3 August 2017 20:43 (six years ago) link
the positive side of genocide
― Neanderthal, Friday, 4 August 2017 00:44 (six years ago) link
that mushroom picture is super creepy Jim Woodring-esque way imo
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/cd/2c/af/cd2caf11c83eef6ce379ee4491a1339e--graphic-art-jim-orourke.jpg
― soref, Saturday, 5 August 2017 10:57 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/20604459_1422017577896457_258121772692915680_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=8eb861c54547124e64691fcff1b43ad7&oe=5A2D29D2
― nomar, Sunday, 6 August 2017 17:27 (six years ago) link
How did they know I was friends with the Mooch?
― Moodles, Sunday, 6 August 2017 19:51 (six years ago) link
The pitfalls of being bffs with Regan MacNeil
― Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 6 August 2017 19:54 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/20638569_1956901281258667_1622505598134474012_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=0fe7c2d1682b713395c98ec3fdd382fe&oe=5A37FAEF
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Tuesday, 8 August 2017 00:27 (six years ago) link
^lies, it was Christopher Marlowe
― JRN, Tuesday, 8 August 2017 01:11 (six years ago) link
http://generated.inspirobot.me/066/aXm8164xjU.jpg
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Monday, 14 August 2017 11:25 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-dft4-3.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/20841898_1438344192946152_8899582671887655587_n.jpg?oh=9e850a821e92cc2d977d73b2965b5b25&oe=5A35A99D
― louie mensch (milo z), Friday, 18 August 2017 21:30 (six years ago) link
No snapchat. No fidget spinners. Sounds like shit.
― billstevejim, Sunday, 20 August 2017 19:07 (six years ago) link
I know there were rich and poor, but not nearly so wide a discrepancy and the rich were expected to distribute gifts among their group. Tbr there was also a "sense of possession". I greatly doubt there was no hunger. The other claims seem valid enough, but kind of lopsided.
― A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 20 August 2017 19:26 (six years ago) link
I greatly doubt there was no hungerbleedin' 'eck i'm starvin' when's dinner?
― angelo irishagreementi (ledge), Sunday, 20 August 2017 19:32 (six years ago) link
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/02/7d/20/027d207fc1683d927dbf1b0eaff18448.jpg
Not true if you're clinging to a window ledge. Just sayin.
― Tone-Locrian (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 21 August 2017 15:21 (six years ago) link
The "secret to happiness"? Really? Are we speaking about the same Buddha whose first Noble Truth was "existance is suffering"?
― A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 22 August 2017 16:19 (six years ago) link
maybe it's not Buddha as in Gautauma, but a Big Lebowski type cult figure that goes by "The Buddha"
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 22 August 2017 16:24 (six years ago) link
must be the dog buddha, first identified here with what is now sadly a broken image link.
― yellow is the color of some raisins (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 22 August 2017 16:45 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/fr/cp0/e15/q65/20934158_1966525523592241_619317244905285677_o.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=f257c34092cff8099dd14942bf7f7ce9&oe=5A1F6457
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Tuesday, 22 August 2017 19:45 (six years ago) link
Meth lab.
― louie mensch (milo z), Tuesday, 22 August 2017 19:48 (six years ago) link
getaway does not rhyme with "hell"
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 22 August 2017 19:56 (six years ago) link
Hear it not, Duncan, for it is a knellThat summons thee to heaven, or to a secluded getaway
― yellow is the color of some raisins (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 22 August 2017 20:25 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/fr/cp0/e15/q65/20729154_10155379511041041_5459620799593909540_o.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=e2d7633732da23595eb3029b3cdaec07&oe=5A2DAA51
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Tuesday, 22 August 2017 22:30 (six years ago) link
putting 198 scientists in a room would probly just lead to their suffocation
― Neves Say Neves Again (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 22 August 2017 23:05 (six years ago) link
One I made for a friend:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DH1K6E_VYAAbfEU.jpg
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Wednesday, 23 August 2017 00:55 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/20993882_1581611978526845_1894191008332766090_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=5c689227052f7cfae8f7d8a5cbf2c479&oe=5A297254
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Thursday, 24 August 2017 19:03 (six years ago) link
- Warren Zevon
― Tone-Locrian (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 24 August 2017 20:06 (six years ago) link
xp ^ In 1972 that would have been a wall poster in 25% of the dorm rooms occupied by women.
― A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 24 August 2017 20:07 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/21032493_522367104761253_4284782401464437687_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=5ef0581b885ae7ae3d5f19a84ae8e548&oe=5A19D2BF
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Friday, 25 August 2017 09:12 (six years ago) link
the recurring message I get from this thread is that there are lots and lots of damaged, paranoid people out there
― Neves Say Neves Again (Noodle Vague), Friday, 25 August 2017 09:16 (six years ago) link
― The Adventures Of Whiteman (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 25 August 2017 09:17 (six years ago) link
But also cats.
https://pics.me.me/simple-tips-to-gain-my-friendship-1-have-a-cat-5040748.png
― Tone-Locrian (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 25 August 2017 17:35 (six years ago) link
we have scientists getting paid top dollar to all work in a room but they are writing wall street algorithms not discovering cancer
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 25 August 2017 17:45 (six years ago) link
or the cure for it even
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/21032326_10214052806859775_3901917488647740494_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=8d598a1c8953b8d36d3bf84d9cf7fd02&oe=5A2A9C4E
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Friday, 25 August 2017 23:29 (six years ago) link
Tyler the Creator had a similar lyric
― Neanderthal, Friday, 25 August 2017 23:49 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/20429822_902259316597848_6745712683364513761_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=9eaaed2460f594fdeab65edb9c4617cb&oe=5A1E22A1
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 30 August 2017 19:28 (six years ago) link
Yes. It is terrible that people who know The Truth are forced at gunpoint by emotionally weak people to water it down. And this is the 100% honest truth.
― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 30 August 2017 19:35 (six years ago) link
Be emotionally strong, like John Wick - murk dozens of people if they know they guy who killed your puppy.
― louie mensch (milo z), Wednesday, 30 August 2017 19:37 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/21106867_855687574587927_720507213123806731_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=6cd5db5e35129db7013632bc452ea5d7&oe=5A5D1F37
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Thursday, 31 August 2017 22:19 (six years ago) link
want to see the dumbest fucking thing in the entire universe?
https://www.facebook.com/anonews.co/videos/1626049667406586
― Karl Malone, Friday, 1 September 2017 17:48 (six years ago) link
This video is becoming a reality day by day ...
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 1 September 2017 18:53 (six years ago) link
someone i thought was a very smart person in grad school posted that. i haven't talked to her directly in several years, although i do follow her on facebook so that i can get a birthday alert every year and look at my phone and say "oh. it's someone's birthday again today." but i didn't even know how to react when she posted that video. like...is that a fucking joke? she believes that? wtf? i guess i should just unfollow but it still seems like it must have been some sort of mistake? it's been shared like 50 million times!!!
― Karl Malone, Friday, 1 September 2017 18:59 (six years ago) link
Yes this video is amazingly stupid. It feels like a parody of the intended message. Did lol.
― billstevejim, Friday, 1 September 2017 19:24 (six years ago) link
is that video a parody of a parody?
anyway, I laughed, how could I not?
― silverfish, Friday, 1 September 2017 19:36 (six years ago) link
is it a parody? that would explain why my friend shared it, i hope.
― Karl Malone, Friday, 1 September 2017 19:39 (six years ago) link
The 'react' people didn't seem to think it was a parody https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CauSPiYZ7_E&t=495s
― Eallach mhór an duine leisg (dowd), Friday, 1 September 2017 19:57 (six years ago) link
it actually feels a bit like a bad Key & Peele sketch. I can't figure out if this was intended to mock PC culture or if it was just a satire on what a lot of white people actually believe the world is actually like. its definitely not very funny though.
― frogbs, Friday, 1 September 2017 20:00 (six years ago) link
friend of mine just posted this li'l bit of insanity
Let this sink in for a minute.....Hundreds and hundreds of small boats pulled by countless pickups and SUVs from across the South are headed for Houston. Almost all of them driven by men. They're using their own property, sacrificing their own time, spending their own money, and risking their own lives for one reason: to help total strangers in desperate need.Most of them are by themselves. Most are dressed like the redneck duck hunters and bass fisherman they are. Many are veterans. Most are wearing well-used gimme-hats, t-shirts, and jeans; and there's a preponderance of camo. Most are probably gun owners, and most probably voted for Trump.These are the people the Left loves to hate, the ones Maddow mocks. The ones Maher and Olbermann just *know* they're so much better than.These are The Quiet Ones. They don't wear masks and tear down statues. They don't, as a rule, march and demonstrate. And most have probably never been in a Whole Foods.But they'll spend the next several days wading in cold, dirty water; dodging gators and water moccasins and fire ants; eating whatever meager rations are available; and sleeping wherever they can in dirty, damp clothes. Their reward is the tears and the hugs and the smiles from the terrified people they help. They'll deliver one boatload, and then go back for more.When disaster strikes, it's what men do. Real men. Heroic men. American men. And then they'll knock back a few shots, or a few beers with like-minded men they've never met before, and talk about fish, or ten-point bucks, or the benefits of hollow-point ammo, or their F-150.And the next time they hear someone talk about "the patriarchy", or "male privilege", they'll snort, turn off the TV and go to bed.In the meantime, they'll likely be up again before dawn. To do it again. Until the helpless are rescued. And the work's done.They're unlikely to be reimbursed. There won't be medals. They won't care. They're heroes. And it's what they do.
Most of them are by themselves. Most are dressed like the redneck duck hunters and bass fisherman they are. Many are veterans. Most are wearing well-used gimme-hats, t-shirts, and jeans; and there's a preponderance of camo. Most are probably gun owners, and most probably voted for Trump.
These are the people the Left loves to hate, the ones Maddow mocks. The ones Maher and Olbermann just *know* they're so much better than.
These are The Quiet Ones. They don't wear masks and tear down statues. They don't, as a rule, march and demonstrate. And most have probably never been in a Whole Foods.
But they'll spend the next several days wading in cold, dirty water; dodging gators and water moccasins and fire ants; eating whatever meager rations are available; and sleeping wherever they can in dirty, damp clothes. Their reward is the tears and the hugs and the smiles from the terrified people they help. They'll deliver one boatload, and then go back for more.
When disaster strikes, it's what men do. Real men. Heroic men. American men. And then they'll knock back a few shots, or a few beers with like-minded men they've never met before, and talk about fish, or ten-point bucks, or the benefits of hollow-point ammo, or their F-150.
And the next time they hear someone talk about "the patriarchy", or "male privilege", they'll snort, turn off the TV and go to bed.
In the meantime, they'll likely be up again before dawn. To do it again. Until the helpless are rescued. And the work's done.
They're unlikely to be reimbursed. There won't be medals. They won't care. They're heroes. And it's what they do.
cuz what better way to honor an American hero than by politicizing him and using him as an opportunity to take down Rachel Maddow
― frogbs, Friday, 1 September 2017 20:03 (six years ago) link
Hundreds and hundreds of small boats pulled by countless pickups and SUVsSounds like a very high pickup to boat ratio.
― angelo irishagreementi (ledge), Friday, 1 September 2017 20:23 (six years ago) link
head for the mountains. head for busch beer
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 1 September 2017 23:33 (six years ago) link
Beer that doesn't taste like real beer is un-American.
― billstevejim, Friday, 1 September 2017 23:44 (six years ago) link
That sounds like it's straight out of the Marketing of Masculinity thread.
btw, the biggest reason why most of those boat owners would be duck hunters and bass fisherman isn't because they are real men who knock back shots of whiskey with other real men, but because if you hunt ducks or fish for bass it helps to own a boat, whereas mountain climbers own ropes, harnesses and pitons, and wheat farmers own tractors and combines, which would not be nearly as helpful in a flood.
― A is for (Aimless), Friday, 1 September 2017 23:46 (six years ago) link
The elf on the amanita muscaria is licking... honey?
― louie mensch (milo z), Friday, 1 September 2017 23:56 (six years ago) link
https://i.pinimg.com/564x/84/d5/00/84d5001f64a99ac32303974bfd256df2.jpg
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 5 September 2017 09:50 (six years ago) link
Nice of the flood eulogist above to make a load of assumptions about men being armed Trump voters because they drive a truck and own a boat
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Tuesday, 5 September 2017 11:49 (six years ago) link
As for that long one, my god.
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Tuesday, 5 September 2017 11:50 (six years ago) link
i don't even know if the last panel is an extremely patient diss or what
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 5 September 2017 12:11 (six years ago) link
Given what happened with the spaghetti sauce, the paint, and the soap, it seems unwise for her to be applying red nail polish on a fluffy white rug.
― Toblerroneous (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 5 September 2017 13:05 (six years ago) link
ahhhh the format on that is awful but the sentiment's not ridiculous imo. "enjoy being single" is a solid message. would be nice to see her more actively pursuing hobbies or a platonic social life but it's a far distance from a lot of the dire retrograde crap we see here.
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 5 September 2017 14:04 (six years ago) link
why am i such a jerk
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 5 September 2017 15:41 (six years ago) link
it kind of assumes that you don't have to drag yourself thru 40+ hours of fucking drudgery every week that leaves you with no energy to do the other shit just to be able to afford to have a home and food
― a big sausage-handed small-eared guy (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 5 September 2017 16:19 (six years ago) link
making spaghetti turns me into a mischievous magical pixie dream girl, except most of the time when it doesn't and i wonder why i'm not enjoying life to the full, is it me or what, these facebook ppl seem to have it all figured out why can't i
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 5 September 2017 16:22 (six years ago) link
Enjoy your single life in your gigantic perfect house in the country that you earned from your lucrative freelance illustration career
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 5 September 2017 16:58 (six years ago) link
All of us can be mischievous magical pixie dream girls, Tracer. We just need to want it badly enough. Imma go make some spaghetti rn and fling it about the room. Because I can.
― Toblerroneous (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 5 September 2017 17:14 (six years ago) link
Yeesh, that video. What side is it actually on? I can't even tell.
There is definitely something about that whole ideal of "college age kids" having that sort of hyper-awareness to buzzwords and cultural/gender/class makeup. My housemate (who is approaching 60; big Trump supporter, Fox News guy) had some friends and neighbors over for dinner last night. One of the guests brought her dog, so I went out in the living room and endured about an hour of how "college is teaching these kids to not have to work for anything and condemn everyone else who offends them by having a different opinion." Was pretty easy to tune out rolling around on the floor playing with the dog, but it's definitely a thing that some people really believe.
― he doesn't need to be racist about it though. (Austin), Tuesday, 5 September 2017 17:19 (six years ago) link
I think the evolution of the modern workforce has left us in a world where most office work is seemingly abstract. If you're used to college, or working retail or in a restaurant, something where there's a physical interaction, it's concrete. College is still somewhat concrete, in that there are papers to write and things to deliver and timelines. But the modern office world, even when there are deliverables, are so often in service of a larger picture that's intangible and unknowable to people working on the pieces.
So many entry level, or even higher level, jobs are close to being call centers or claims processing which seems to have that interaction but it's still disconnected. This is the world that people who are now 60 have progressed through, and unless they're still on the lower end of things or have jobs that still deal with people, they just don't get it. The tasks and places that people entering the work force deal with are just not what an old man yelling at Fox News gets.
The fact kids are trying to get a handle on people, and how the system treats people as individuals, is a big deal, imo!
― mh, Tuesday, 5 September 2017 18:50 (six years ago) link
unfortunately remaining silent doesn't stop you from communicating inane, self-important memes about your emotional state
https://scontent.fcbr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/21272535_10155721336724549_5632763785745347747_n.jpg?oh=8139c9253ba6e142fe3521f40e6f4906&oe=5A602350
― stuck on the darraghmac (qiqing), Thursday, 7 September 2017 01:50 (six years ago) link
http://scontent.fcbr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/21272535_10155721336724549_5632763785745347747_n.jpg?oh=8139c9253ba6e142fe3521f40e6f4906&oe=5A602350
― stuck on the darraghmac (qiqing), Thursday, 7 September 2017 01:51 (six years ago) link
― stuck on the darraghmac (qiqing), Thursday, 7 September 2017 01:52 (six years ago) link
https://68.media.tumblr.com/d79c66ede5d7c955ed9b0aceca4547b1/tumblr_oomq1uq0W41ug4hbuo1_1280.jpg
― Wesley Shackleton explained "look at that beast." (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 10 September 2017 19:03 (six years ago) link
it's nice up here on LVL 34
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 10 September 2017 19:06 (six years ago) link
4. when they're sat behind you
― Cheds Baker (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 10 September 2017 19:10 (six years ago) link
5 WHEN THEY BASIC
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 10 September 2017 19:12 (six years ago) link
6. because literally every human being ever has done this. but only behind your back.
― Cheds Baker (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 10 September 2017 19:14 (six years ago) link
42. cos there is something about you, baby, so right
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 10 September 2017 19:19 (six years ago) link
43. Because you aren't there at the time.
― A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 10 September 2017 19:20 (six years ago) link
I use headphones and then I can't hear them also I live in the forest so I don't really need headphones but the ones I have look cool, but they are proper handy for when I go to the asda
― saer, Sunday, 10 September 2017 19:20 (six years ago) link
https://scontent.fphl2-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/21317500_970779286396701_428978187972216901_n.jpg?oh=0eb92f6dc91f04ffffa4c2dcb419876e&oe=5A586001
― how's life, Sunday, 10 September 2017 22:24 (six years ago) link
usually posted by a Bieber-listening dude that loves High School Musical too
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 10 September 2017 22:29 (six years ago) link
The guy with the Conan sword IME
― louise ck (milo z), Sunday, 10 September 2017 22:32 (six years ago) link
No dudes about it. That was shared from https://www.facebook.com/TheWineHos/
― how's life, Sunday, 10 September 2017 23:34 (six years ago) link
Ugh, a guy in the pub wearing a 'miso horny' shirt. Not the right thread, just felt like complaining.
― Eallach mhór an duine leisg (dowd), Monday, 11 September 2017 11:28 (six years ago) link
He's an American, here to take his daughter to start uni (it's that time of year in St. Andrews)
― Eallach mhór an duine leisg (dowd), Monday, 11 September 2017 11:36 (six years ago) link
Well, maybe he should cherish his loved one NOW before it's too late
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/21751582_1516846365071360_9078092575962453067_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=a879d52273c7982130b788ae83828706&oe=5A1A6C59
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 13 September 2017 16:58 (six years ago) link
you never know when their heads will come off
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 13 September 2017 18:44 (six years ago) link
Going back a bit, re the 'college kids' thing. The annoying bit is the old people (or not necessarily old, as the subscribers can be quite young themselves) not realising that slagging off the weakness of younger people these days is a vast, time-worn cliche. Like, you're a human being, this is one of those standard ideas that's going to pop into your head, and as such should be treated w/caution before deciding it's a significantly real social phenomenon
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 13 September 2017 21:17 (six years ago) link
lots of people post "food hacks" and other bullshit food videos but i think this one is one of the most disgusting things i have ever seen
https://www.facebook.com/firstmediasoyummy/videos/1858399037807572/
― marcos, Thursday, 14 September 2017 15:19 (six years ago) link
if you don't want to watch it then i can just tell you that you can poach an egg in plastic wrap ughhhhhh
― marcos, Thursday, 14 September 2017 15:22 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/21558561_2063842320570479_916398274264482644_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=a731eccf4c9ae0dac3dd4ecf29b3f1ec&oe=5A5A77E3
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Tuesday, 19 September 2017 00:08 (six years ago) link
My favorite is the one issuing from the engine
― Each of us faces a strong moral choice. (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 19 September 2017 00:50 (six years ago) link
We'll never know what the person on the floor in the back is saying.
― jmm, Tuesday, 19 September 2017 00:53 (six years ago) link
I liked that one a lot tbh. This one less so:
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/21751507_1447928191939634_8776102433978829797_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=7ff55fba409e7f2fbcbe19efe7e1d9bb&oe=5A5351DF
Time for a de-friend, yes?
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Tuesday, 19 September 2017 21:24 (six years ago) link
― A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 19 September 2017 21:42 (six years ago) link
dear god yes
― Mr. Eulon Mask, urging the UN to ban the "homicide robot" (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 19 September 2017 21:43 (six years ago) link
Sadly this didn't come from someone you'd expect it to come from. This is pure fake news tho innit - down to the choice of font and pseudo 'sources'
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Tuesday, 19 September 2017 22:16 (six years ago) link
And then they went back and destroyed every copy of the NYT that contained it.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 20 September 2017 07:03 (six years ago) link
Still, nice they had a 'Jump for joy' tour. Getting from that roof to that parking lot to have another jumping session...
― Mark G, Wednesday, 20 September 2017 07:06 (six years ago) link
This one doesn't offend me aside from the bad grammar and how the way it's worded doesn't make sense.
https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/21685926_1586776654722417_68603677979496058_n.jpg
― billstevejim, Saturday, 23 September 2017 05:59 (six years ago) link
https://www.facebook.com/worldstarhiphop/photos/a.907423482657741.1073741826.253968658003230/1586776654722417/
― billstevejim, Saturday, 23 September 2017 06:00 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/21766311_1760722384001796_1589478662790149754_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=cfc57cda0058cdb7d0df234305a2dafc&oe=5A59701E
I liked this one - didn't expect it to go where it did
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Saturday, 23 September 2017 20:35 (six years ago) link
Nice
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 23 September 2017 21:07 (six years ago) link
ok, actual lol
― mh, Sunday, 24 September 2017 02:49 (six years ago) link
#normieclasswarmemes
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Sunday, 24 September 2017 03:58 (six years ago) link
it is amazing but true, that 100% of people who express disdain for being normal think they are supranormal rather than subnormal.
― A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 24 September 2017 18:04 (six years ago) link
seeing it in those terms is very normie of you aimless, it's more like mnstrm
― ogmor, Sunday, 24 September 2017 18:13 (six years ago) link
if you think that's normie, you'd should see how I dress
― A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 24 September 2017 18:20 (six years ago) link
lads
― qualx, Sunday, 24 September 2017 23:36 (six years ago) link
Good stuff
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 25 September 2017 18:46 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/fr/cp0/e15/q65/21765622_1489544057761133_1938864656466169976_o.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=7f047b669e0f68597ba998a87c7a236f&oe=5A82685C
― nomar, Monday, 25 September 2017 22:32 (six years ago) link
bet there's candy inside that thing
― Neanderthal, Monday, 25 September 2017 22:48 (six years ago) link
For some reason, the caskets of unarmed black men shot to death by police never seem to have a US flag draped over them.
― A is for (Aimless), Monday, 25 September 2017 23:31 (six years ago) link
i only go to NFL games when they're doing their coffins-to-grieve-upon giveaways
― qualx, Monday, 25 September 2017 23:34 (six years ago) link
xp except for the several unarmed veterans who have been killed by cops
― mh, Tuesday, 26 September 2017 00:19 (six years ago) link
hahaha i always pictures those things like nomar posted narrated by sam elliott or somebody
― brimstead, Tuesday, 26 September 2017 00:52 (six years ago) link
actually the exact voice is this guy that does radio spots for solar panels, he sounds like sam elliott crossed with foghorn leghorn
― brimstead, Tuesday, 26 September 2017 00:53 (six years ago) link
― mh, Tuesday, 26 September 2017 02:29 (six years ago) link
https://d26dzxoao6i3hh.cloudfront.net/items/253z3h1i3P04131n2S0W/Inspirational%20Bible%20Quotes.jpg
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 26 September 2017 09:30 (six years ago) link
https://scontent.fcbr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/22050103_10155770784009549_3026882526416543854_n.jpg?oh=3ba2d381571a371a0e37bd76dade7dbe&oe=5A3CB1DF
― stuck on the darraghmac (qiqing), Wednesday, 27 September 2017 02:34 (six years ago) link
dear,
mmmnnnggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrGGGGHHH!! FUCK!
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 September 2017 02:39 (six years ago) link
dear mr jesus i just had to write to u
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 27 September 2017 05:38 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/22045883_10159342123620564_2986465226781599546_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=934f20d8c7ac38e2cb656d2a687675e0&oe=5A3F6511
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Thursday, 28 September 2017 03:02 (six years ago) link
"Also to write the antisemitic thing."
― be the cringe you want to see in the world (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 28 September 2017 06:03 (six years ago) link
Oh man there are loads of these
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/26/ts-eliot-quotes_n_3996010.html
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Thursday, 28 September 2017 15:33 (six years ago) link
also: pylon, 'culture street'
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Thursday, 28 September 2017 15:34 (six years ago) link
"What is more important is unity of religious background; and reasons of race and religion combine to make any large number of free-thinking Jews undesirable." - TS Eliot #blessed #thinker
― jamiesummerz, Friday, 29 September 2017 14:25 (six years ago) link
Will defend the poetry and plays and critical essays to the point of losing friends, but I hate the empty praise that gets heaped upon him as a general important figure of significance and importance.
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/fr/cp0/e15/q65/22096156_1770960179644683_1612673084591372185_o.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=f1ceb42894d1090b0558da8a91a34f47&oe=5A45E08F
A certain number of people have shared this. Presumably we can infer they've never seen the name 'Deborah' written down?
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 1 October 2017 01:18 (six years ago) link
a lot of people have named their kids debra because they did not know it was spelled deborah either
― assawoman bay (harbl), Sunday, 1 October 2017 01:21 (six years ago) link
A bumper day for these, here's Christmas Tip:
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/22045884_1769705349770166_4238722029648217465_n.png.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=062216b95cef959963d0ffd862f48ed6&oe=5A7C6224
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 1 October 2017 01:37 (six years ago) link
xxp: I just looked it up in the social security baby name index, and was surprised to learn that Debra is not the more popular spelling. Debra fell off the top 1000 in the 1990s, but Deborah is still hanging in there, although probably not for much longer.
https://www.ssa.gov/cgi-bin/babyname.cgi
― how's life, Sunday, 1 October 2017 11:02 (six years ago) link
throw one of your children in the fireplace?
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Sunday, 1 October 2017 13:53 (six years ago) link
Oh, so that's what happened to Debra.
― how's life, Sunday, 1 October 2017 15:33 (six years ago) link
Debra seems like a very midcentury US variation on Deborah these days
― mh, Sunday, 1 October 2017 15:52 (six years ago) link
Duvery dug de duvery dug de duvery dug de duvery dug deDeb(o)ra you look like a zebraYour sunken face is like a galleon Clothed with mysteries of the Spanish main
― The Adventures Of Whiteman (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 1 October 2017 16:20 (six years ago) link
p sure debra is the regulatory agency in charge of teen formals
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 1 October 2017 17:13 (six years ago) link
it never suited ya
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 1 October 2017 17:20 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qL_9zWmDcjs
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Monday, 2 October 2017 15:03 (six years ago) link
how quickly we forget multiple academy award nominee debra winger
for shame, ilx
― Mr. Eulon Mask, urging the UN to ban the "homicide robot" (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 2 October 2017 15:09 (six years ago) link
Hey, it's that song they explained in excruciating detail in that Baby Driver film!
― Moodles, Monday, 2 October 2017 15:11 (six years ago) link
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-VXK9aamFpYI/WWmQNLpL1yI/AAAAAAAAGaQ/Y8t6ZkWshGo8_CIspcO_f8aunghnZ58egCJoC/w480-h564/Screenshot_2017-07-05-22-32-15-1.png
― soref, Monday, 2 October 2017 16:54 (six years ago) link
#JustNormanBatesThings
― The Walter Mittyville Horror (Noodle Vague), Monday, 2 October 2017 17:00 (six years ago) link
never seen u lookin so lovely as u doooooo tonite.....
― Neanderthal, Monday, 2 October 2017 21:06 (six years ago) link
And she just Wont Fuck Off.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 3 October 2017 00:25 (six years ago) link
.. with some 'constructive criticism' "
― Mark G, Tuesday, 3 October 2017 06:44 (six years ago) link
Guys:
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/22089546_1639913342737372_2498075582844173046_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=9c23140399bbfdf3d1b6d28a83894a8a&oe=5A3F6E13
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Tuesday, 3 October 2017 21:45 (six years ago) link
thnak u 4 bieng a freind
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 3 October 2017 23:03 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/22090185_10159294901300570_8524991021719028968_n.jpg?oh=0f36380510406d3458fa9cb0ccdbc68e&oe=5A7B09B1
I had to accept a friend request from one of my wife's coworkers and boy oh boy he keeps em coming.
― how's life, Wednesday, 4 October 2017 13:00 (six years ago) link
is the implication there that if only those 59 dead concertgoers had the presence of mind to flip off the shooter tragedy might have been averted? cuz uh
― more bemused than human (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 4 October 2017 13:09 (six years ago) link
I don't think that's the implication. Just boozy patriotic sentimentality.
― how's life, Wednesday, 4 October 2017 13:18 (six years ago) link
He's a former army guy and a bit of a drunk, so about half his posts are stuff like that and this:
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/21766695_686224464907632_3922389474493613379_n.jpg?oh=760526b24c8972d47be2e1024ef4fc6d&oe=5A82A9B0
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/22046017_1888034587880559_958915977977981976_n.jpg?oh=3aba8992ff23b9b234c9a92cbcc09da1&oe=5A446C8F
― how's life, Wednesday, 4 October 2017 13:21 (six years ago) link
is that Bud Light one a sponsored ad
― frogbs, Wednesday, 4 October 2017 13:35 (six years ago) link
Why did you "have to" add him? Fuck having to add anyone, I havent added my own nephew and niece ffs (cos fuck having to see 16 year old kids FB posts ugh)
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 4 October 2017 22:42 (six years ago) link
this is good content
― mh, Wednesday, 4 October 2017 22:47 (six years ago) link
terrorist assholes suck flag?
― nomar, Wednesday, 4 October 2017 22:48 (six years ago) link
shooting the rod!
― nomar, Wednesday, 4 October 2017 22:49 (six years ago) link
Why did you "have to" add him? Fuck having to add anyone, I havent added my own nephew and niece ffs (cos fuck having to see 16 year old kids FB posts ugh)― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, October 4, 2017 6:42 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, October 4, 2017 6:42 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
lol, he was desparately trying to get ahold of my wife, who had read the schedule wrong and slept in for her shift. I'm really thankful that he figured out how to reach out to me. It's a shame because by-and-large my fb feed was pretty clean of this kind of shit, but I don't give it too much attention these days anyways, so whatever.
― how's life, Thursday, 5 October 2017 13:28 (six years ago) link
imo hide his posts by default but add him to a list of people with similar content so you can take a peek when you get curious
― mh, Thursday, 5 October 2017 14:14 (six years ago) link
the 'freakshow' approach to social media management
― more bemused than human (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 5 October 2017 16:03 (six years ago) link
how's life give us more
― marcos, Thursday, 5 October 2017 16:05 (six years ago) link
these r good
I've hidden almost all news outlets and friends doing political posts from my feed
― niels, Friday, 6 October 2017 09:03 (six years ago) link
I was going to not share anything further from him because he works with my wife, but then he dropped this...
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/22196362_1985941901629536_4989283109469797514_n.jpg?oh=ce7fb501e10f77dacb7a2a825f8e29b3&oe=5A7EA88E
...which to me is a very alien take on a relaxing activity.
― how's life, Friday, 6 October 2017 14:33 (six years ago) link
You mean showering, beer, or shower beer?
Anyway, having to reach outside the shower curtain to get your beer is for amateurs. True aficionados have a cupholder in the shower already. Jeez.
― P as in pterodactyl (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 6 October 2017 15:31 (six years ago) link
im a bit of a snob, i prefer bath + wine
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 6 October 2017 15:37 (six years ago) link
For me it's vodka and a couple of moist towelettes
― P as in pterodactyl (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 6 October 2017 15:52 (six years ago) link
PBR while getting sprayed by the hose
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Friday, 6 October 2017 15:53 (six years ago) link
i don't drink beer in the shower per se but i will shower while administering buckfast via an iv bag
― ATTACK MY RUSTY TOOLBOX (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 6 October 2017 15:53 (six years ago) link
helluva way to start the day imo
― ATTACK MY RUSTY TOOLBOX (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 6 October 2017 15:54 (six years ago) link
It's classy because it's British!
― P as in pterodactyl (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 6 October 2017 16:03 (six years ago) link
yes I'm "too high class" for things that don't seem enjoyable in any way whatsoever and are 95% likely to be markings of alcoholism?
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Friday, 6 October 2017 16:05 (six years ago) link
https://media.makeameme.org/created/if-youre-too-59d7aa.jpg
― nomar, Friday, 6 October 2017 16:08 (six years ago) link
the pasta is like the ninth-most-horrifying thing about that picture
― P as in pterodactyl (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 6 October 2017 16:31 (six years ago) link
i think that's a still from a larry clark movie
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 6 October 2017 16:42 (six years ago) link
― how's life, Friday, 6 October 2017 16:43 (six years ago) link
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Friday, 6 October 2017 16:44 (six years ago) link
(it's from Gummo)
lol doesnt he drop a chocolate bar in the water at one point
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 6 October 2017 20:15 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/22222022_407027253142075_3568855946061712685_n.png.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=edd943f90f039d245381ddc1b6b3f693&oe=5A405090
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Saturday, 7 October 2017 01:52 (six years ago) link
but... he does have food.I'm not seeing an iPhone though
― silverfish, Saturday, 7 October 2017 01:55 (six years ago) link
correction: he does not have food FOR HIS FAMILY. he's going to eat all that bread himself.
― professor of postmalonial studies (m bison), Saturday, 7 October 2017 02:01 (six years ago) link
I thot the bred wuz his fam
― Doopee Time (FlopsyDuck), Saturday, 7 October 2017 02:16 (six years ago) link
he is crying because he loves bread
― assawoman bay (harbl), Saturday, 7 October 2017 13:21 (six years ago) link
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 7 October 2017 16:02 (six years ago) link
I've definitely cried over how much I love bread.
― .oO (silby), Saturday, 7 October 2017 18:53 (six years ago) link
is this the default fb thread?
because fb has, for about week, been showing me max ten stories then a message that says
Do you want to see more posts?Find FriendsThe more friends you add, the more posts, photos and videos you'll see in News Feed.
which, considering i have about 20x the number of facebook friends that i do actual friends is a bit of a joke. 471, to be exact.
i've googled but can't find a fix. and i'm not adding more random people in order to satisfy their algorithm.
― Susan Stranglehands (jed_), Saturday, 7 October 2017 23:22 (six years ago) link
I got that for a day or so, but then it went back to normal. I have only 220 friends.
This seems to be the default fb thread. "Can I say you're my girlfriend on Facebook?"
― nickn, Sunday, 8 October 2017 00:23 (six years ago) link
God, I shouldn't have started that thread, I should have bought shares.
― Mark G, Sunday, 8 October 2017 08:54 (six years ago) link
https://scontent.fsnc1-5.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/22222002_10154752173570876_5813664651292858224_n.jpg?oh=5eac7c9af41e9df16ad935334153d091&oe=5A8219C1
― bob lefse (rushomancy), Sunday, 8 October 2017 11:37 (six years ago) link
Good fucking grief.
― how's life, Sunday, 8 October 2017 12:09 (six years ago) link
hope that guy wakes up to Corey Haim pouring him watered down drinks
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 8 October 2017 14:26 (six years ago) link
Jim’ll fix it
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 8 October 2017 14:56 (six years ago) link
Wow that Tom Petty meme might be the worst thing in this entire thread
― Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 8 October 2017 15:36 (six years ago) link
It's a long thread don't be too sure
― .oO (silby), Sunday, 8 October 2017 15:39 (six years ago) link
When they say 59 dead aren't they including the shooter?
― nickn, Monday, 9 October 2017 05:25 (six years ago) link
It is a long thread, and I'm fairly sure.
― Mark G, Monday, 9 October 2017 06:32 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/21558701_512654132411373_9103158325247463321_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=ff3c51be4a8a1578481292acca1a5fdf&oe=5A6FE11A
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 14:36 (six years ago) link
I tick most of those, make your mind up
― pulled pork state of mind (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 14:46 (six years ago) link
Grammarists Says
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 16:27 (six years ago) link
really liked that Jane's Addiction song better after they rebranded it
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 15 October 2017 02:46 (six years ago) link
I went to fine arts grad school with someone who was kind a crazy weirdo (though really everyone was sort of a weirdo on some level) but this person seemed to live a life of constant chaos and poor decisions and always made sort of half-assed and ill-concieved work that nobody ever really understood and she could never really explain and crits with her were always really awkward and embarrassing.
She's been posting pen and ink drawings every day this week and seems super pleased about them but she's just fucking AWFUL at drawing and is obviously aspiring for realism over abstraction which just makes it so much worse. So a literal artist thing that I hate and makes me feel like a jerk.
― joygoat, Sunday, 15 October 2017 03:53 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-dft4-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/22489784_10214313971786963_3511629218611415290_n.jpg?oh=46c2751513c5506b9bbc7fa86563f29f&oe=5A6A8A37
― professor of postmalonial studies (m bison), Monday, 16 October 2017 02:36 (six years ago) link
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 16 October 2017 02:54 (six years ago) link
I'm very thankful that ears aren't usually connected like that
― Moodles, Monday, 16 October 2017 02:56 (six years ago) link
I love the parenthetical proof that the word 'heart' contains 'ear'.
― jmm, Monday, 16 October 2017 03:03 (six years ago) link
can't argue with math
― Moodles, Monday, 16 October 2017 03:09 (six years ago) link
i cant make my ears into a heart
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 16 October 2017 03:37 (six years ago) link
That is definitely a weird face and not a heart
― rob, Monday, 16 October 2017 03:40 (six years ago) link
ok that ear one is heavy clickhole vibes
― Evan, Monday, 16 October 2017 04:30 (six years ago) link
B-b-b-but, real human hearts aren't shaped like that.
― A is for (Aimless), Monday, 16 October 2017 04:37 (six years ago) link
the more i look at the image, the more it looks like an old man with a seriously fucked up hairline
― professor of postmalonial studies (m bison), Monday, 16 October 2017 04:43 (six years ago) link
that is the fucked up face of God. learn to listen to him
― qualx, Monday, 16 October 2017 04:50 (six years ago) link
how the hell am i supposed to listen to a pair of EARS, smart guy?
― professor of postmalonial studies (m bison), Monday, 16 October 2017 04:59 (six years ago) link
'ear ye! 'ear ye!
― A is for (Aimless), Monday, 16 October 2017 05:01 (six years ago) link
There are memes/tshirts/etc. saying "without ART the EARTH is just EH."
Without EAR the HEART is just HT
― looser than lucinda (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 16 October 2017 11:59 (six years ago) link
This isn't a meme but people's tendency right now to say things like
"This has been a really dark week, so it's time for me to share these pics of a clumsy horse I saw in Fuengirola"
"I know it's the apocalypse and Trump will murder us all but here's my thoughts on the new Husker Du reissue"
― Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 16 October 2017 16:08 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/22366746_514127245603949_8015756251792615260_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=2a27c73a5a8928116c5553e5fabd67f6&oe=5A7F136C
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Tuesday, 17 October 2017 20:36 (six years ago) link
...your honour
― pulled pork state of mind (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 17 October 2017 20:37 (six years ago) link
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Tuesday, 17 October 2017 20:38 (six years ago) link
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 17 October 2017 23:35 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/fr/cp0/e15/q65/22339161_362213280900106_53282239673690550_o.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=4d1936cd7bc579a44c4febba0efd4f92&oe=5A3B31F5
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 18 October 2017 19:16 (six years ago) link
There is more:
https://m.facebook.com/ramblingsofanawakeningman/
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 18 October 2017 19:17 (six years ago) link
That's super-creepy.
― how's life, Wednesday, 18 October 2017 19:23 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/22527999_10212803111127137_7743891660870804375_n.jpg?oh=d4174efb625fc3c758f4b9d16f6dd1a7&oe=5A63CA00
― nomar, Saturday, 21 October 2017 03:12 (six years ago) link
~miracle~
― niels, Saturday, 21 October 2017 09:24 (six years ago) link
it's a hard life if you don't like kesha
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Saturday, 21 October 2017 16:04 (six years ago) link
Long-winded way of saying "you're not the boss of me."
― A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 21 October 2017 17:36 (six years ago) link
Not even Helvetica
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 21 October 2017 17:38 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/22552744_1509373959185152_6587784905626667635_n.png.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=0b8633a80a7141c1ba42c4ecb12ef0e0&oe=5A709E6B
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Saturday, 21 October 2017 22:15 (six years ago) link
this is the sort of weak tea anti-nazi shit that gets posted from people who i grew up around with lots of "RIGHT ON!" notes below ithttp://www.theroadtonow.com/blog/2017/10/26/a-white-nationalist-guide-to-murfreesboro
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 27 October 2017 13:44 (six years ago) link
So a literal artist thing that I hate and makes me feel like a jerk.
counterpoint: she's the jerk for getting all the way through a fine arts degree without realizing she is horrible!
― j., Friday, 27 October 2017 14:08 (six years ago) link
weak tea anti-nazi shit
it's the Mr. Rogers version of confronting Nazis.
― A is for (Aimless), Friday, 27 October 2017 18:29 (six years ago) link
No impugning Mr. Rogers
― mh, Friday, 27 October 2017 18:33 (six years ago) link
mr steve rogershttps://78.media.tumblr.com/10323e9f4589296f145f0df1ae8a6535/tumblr_okff14PctH1s2l1w7o1_500.jpg
― proton, neutron, electron and crouton (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 27 October 2017 21:17 (six years ago) link
My latest irritation are people who like to post "helpful" shit. LIke I have one friend who endlessly, week after week, posts reminder posts about how people should keep their fucking 18 year olds in car seats. Or my aunt who is always posting shit like "remember to watch out for trick or treaters while driving!" Oh thanks auntie, I was planning on fucking driving over hoards of masked creatures because I thought there was a goddamned monster invasion, I forgot that they were little kids.
― akm, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 14:09 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/23031485_10155578813253964_6698386345818956995_n.jpg?oh=ce91acdfbb33f062929773b3f35e9d7d&oe=5A74827A
*Slits wrists*
― Shat Parp (dog latin), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 16:59 (six years ago) link
i mean they couldn't even muster up a red heart. just this mossy green thing that's even smaller and sadder than the accompanying text
― Shat Parp (dog latin), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 17:00 (six years ago) link
Maybe they're Vulcans.
― nickn, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 17:02 (six years ago) link
"In short: I want a Realdoll"
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 17:26 (six years ago) link
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 17:27 (six years ago) link
if one were to ever make the transition between human partners to Realdolls, that would actually be a really good conversation template for how to break the ice in discussing it with the human. just a list of all the things you want, and then subtly make the point that a Realdoll could also do those things, as you walk over to the closet and pull one out, fully inflated.
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 17:31 (six years ago) link
Lol, that's waaaayyy to close for comfort, it is going to happen, I'm sure.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 18:05 (six years ago) link
My latest irritation are people who like to post "helpful" shit.
I live in a city with a gigantic university (more like a gigantic university with a city attached) and every big "event" week - homecoming, halloween, home football games - the city posts a bunch of helpful things about not drinking too much, not doing stupid shit, and how you can bring drunk underage people to the hospital without getting in legal trouble, etc.
Yesterday there was a cartoon drawing of three ducks in witch hats dumping out their trick-or-treating loot into a pile next to a jack-o-lantern with helpful text below about how you should eat while you're out drinking so you don't get too fucked up.
― joygoat, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 18:31 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/297280_512603335418038_967414296_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=d847a2801dcd41b75358d7ce5ea88ee5&oe=5A780DA5
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 23:42 (six years ago) link
Day Two.Seven days.Seven black and white photos of your life.No people. No explanation.Challenge someone new each day.xxx thanks for the challenge... I challenge you, yyy
I hate this crap, why do people do this? makes you feel like a dick if you don't respond, also makes the other person feel like a dick for playing along.
also fuck black and white photos with no people in it.
― Roz, Friday, 3 November 2017 08:23 (six years ago) link
ah it keeps people amused i guess. some of my photography mates love it
― Shat Parp (dog latin), Friday, 3 November 2017 09:51 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN09-MCyMNo
every time i see a video in this style on my FB feed it's the most disgusting sub-Guy Fieri monstrosity
― drejelire, Sunday, 5 November 2017 22:08 (six years ago) link
all those videos on how to bake a cake by using poorly made industrial cakes as ingredients are so confusing to me - do people not know how to bake? do they think oreos taste better than a chocolate cake?
― niels, Sunday, 5 November 2017 22:13 (six years ago) link
My US and UK friends post these videos sometimes (I can't believe the UK has fallen so much for these rubbish American biscuits or no actually I can believe it) but friends from Spain and Italy post similar videos only with food that actually looks pretty good. So guess I'm saying that it's the underlying food culture, not the facebook video.
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 5 November 2017 22:38 (six years ago) link
you guys missed the shocking chaos of sandra lee’s semi-homemade, a food network tv showthe highlights reels people have put on youtube capture the insanity
― mh, Sunday, 5 November 2017 23:48 (six years ago) link
Semi-Homemade With Sandra Lee?
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 6 November 2017 01:00 (six years ago) link
ah yes, forgot the inevitable thread
― mh, Monday, 6 November 2017 02:02 (six years ago) link
I would eat an Oreo cake.
The song in the video is appalling though and ruins the cake.
― jmm, Monday, 6 November 2017 02:22 (six years ago) link
I made an Oreo cake for a friend's bday a fortnight ago. I used the choc cake recipe from here, split it into 4 layers, then filled/covered it with whipped cream icing containing crushed orero, then decorated with oreos. It was enormous and delicious. The problem is not Oreo cakes, it is bad cakes. Oreos themselves are glorified chocolate bourbons, what's not to like?
― barbarian radge (NotEnough), Monday, 6 November 2017 13:49 (six years ago) link
oreos are good for compulsive snacking but they're kind of chemically and gross and I think they've even fiddled with/cheapened the formula in recent years. not that I bake much these days, but i imagine the flavor of the final cake would be improved by using a higher grade dark chocolate wafer (or making some from scratch) and some homemade icing. obviously that's just if you need the crunch and crumble factor - otherwise just making a dark chocolate layer cake with a nice frosting would probably satisfy anybody to whom it was offered, just without the billing of "oreo cake."
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 6 November 2017 14:01 (six years ago) link
but c'mon calling them glorified bonbons is totally backwards
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 6 November 2017 14:02 (six years ago) link
bourbon not bonbon. but i can't help with your previous terrible post.
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 6 November 2017 14:19 (six years ago) link
oh lol. pre-coffee there.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 6 November 2017 14:21 (six years ago) link
oreos are good for compulsive snacking but they're kind of chemically and gross
We buy them every once in a while for my kids. One thing I noticed when I tried them for the first time as an adult is that there is a somewhat burnt taste to them.
― how's life, Monday, 6 November 2017 15:34 (six years ago) link
i wouldn't be surprised if they were invented as a way of using byproduct from some other process(es)
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 6 November 2017 15:39 (six years ago) link
they're secretly scorched nilla wafer crumbs
― mh, Monday, 6 November 2017 15:41 (six years ago) link
Joe-Joe's are the way to go; they actually taste like chocolate and vanilla
― .oO (silby), Monday, 6 November 2017 15:42 (six years ago) link
oreos look a lot more appealing than they taste, i think that's the clincher
― Fox Mulder, FYI (dog latin), Monday, 6 November 2017 15:45 (six years ago) link
Oreos are vegan so they are inherently good.
― billstevejim, Monday, 6 November 2017 18:37 (six years ago) link
The original video that inspired this discussion is horrible and infantilizing and deserves any amount of scorn heaped upon it, regardless of the merits or demerits of oreo cakes.
― A is for (Aimless), Monday, 6 November 2017 18:54 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/23167847_369841760137258_3378898518145133658_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=fd00037d2f5ce6d65b74f3ea50eaef51&oe=5A633AFE
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 6 November 2017 21:38 (six years ago) link
you what mate
― André Ryu (Neil S), Monday, 6 November 2017 21:50 (six years ago) link
– Dante, La Vita Nuova
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 6 November 2017 21:54 (six years ago) link
Needs the critical first part of the quote: "I slipped on the banana peel of my dreams, then fell on the knives your conflict carried that surrounded your heart, killing my soul."
― Careful with that Ax, Emanuel (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 6 November 2017 22:54 (six years ago) link
― niels, Tuesday, 7 November 2017 19:41 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/23319224_1957941324471711_3066592917372355061_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=7b08681b7c1265d4d889419a397f06b9&oe=5A94F178
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/23434695_1958070121125498_2815877833468022589_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=fd2c98a8b01f3714944c570238af2d49&oe=5AA20DD7
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― Never changed username before (cardamon), Friday, 10 November 2017 20:42 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/22140831_1941118082820702_399167579426931559_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=cf2f7e895d045ead3d8c404299a4cdc3&oe=5A959D58
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/21764782_1937963953136115_6343579623015680876_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=f14a5ad78c9a0a27f3faa84e77ab5c5a&oe=5AB02B45
seven black and white photos of my life. no people. no explanation.
― marcos, Monday, 13 November 2017 22:01 (six years ago) link
i bet that fewer than 10 friends will read this. if you read this then time "i am an asshole" in the comment box.
― marcos, Monday, 13 November 2017 22:02 (six years ago) link
i am an asshole.
there are soooo many of those b&w challenges on my timeline, and each of them is on a different day of the challenge. Very disconcerting when a new Day 1 shows up.
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Monday, 13 November 2017 22:04 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/23737878_1947757425241608_413618776269185911_o.jpg?oh=c281b9838b6ec285349b8cc161db8f48&oe=5AA9FC39https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/23659336_1947757565241594_7415901410484628194_n.jpg?oh=0620db1b628123dbf981d27ebbebbaa5&oe=5A896C13https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/23658613_1947757708574913_8493131814903793468_n.jpg?oh=75268fc1f4a3c1af46285a1d4633f182&oe=5A92FC2A
― how's life, Tuesday, 21 November 2017 13:07 (six years ago) link
What about all the women veterans? Do they qualify as "bitches", too?
― A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 21 November 2017 19:10 (six years ago) link
ask Pop Smoke
― niels, Wednesday, 22 November 2017 17:08 (six years ago) link
https://www.vogue.com/article/forty-things-to-know-by-age-forty-molly-guy
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 28 November 2017 20:51 (six years ago) link
when you finally put together all 500 pieces in the molly guy jigsaw puzzle, you get a picture of My Little Pony
― A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 28 November 2017 20:59 (six years ago) link
xp call your mom _every day_? my mom would wonder wtf is going on
― mh, Tuesday, 28 November 2017 21:26 (six years ago) link
Give a Clif Bar to a homeless person. Drink water. Have an orgasm.
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 28 November 2017 21:44 (six years ago) link
Contrary to what your mid-20s, intoxicated, star-fucking, smeary-eyelinered self might think, the warm, worn body you have now is beautiful. It has housed and fed two humans who like to lie on your lap and legs like furniture.
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 28 November 2017 21:46 (six years ago) link
"the body you have now has legs like furniture"
my legs do like furniture, I suppose
― kinder, Tuesday, 28 November 2017 21:53 (six years ago) link
pretty girls house trap furniture
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 28 November 2017 21:54 (six years ago) link
I don't even know what to make of this veteran-related post:
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/24174491_1958138754203475_4318169952969780601_n.jpg?oh=8fea007f93036c87f3a54acf05fe0831&oe=5A9D42AE
But it got one of these from my fb friend
https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/1200/0*ZuSJ94rvU1nevjmT.jpg
― how's life, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 15:28 (six years ago) link
Near as I can make out, it is playing on the idea that vets make 'normal girls' freeze up with fear, because all vets are screwed up head cases who are likely to scream with night terrors or start punching holes in sheetrock walls. ha-ha.
vets are supposed to see this and think "it's funny because it's true."
― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 18:26 (six years ago) link
i was thinking maybe it's trying to play on the vet's fears about isolation. that they finally open up to someone about what happened and the other person kind of gives an empty supportive response but doesn't really understand, maybe it's impossible for them to understand, etc
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 18:55 (six years ago) link
of course, it would be kind of weird for the vet to be opening about these things while also hitting on someone, so it is kind of weird
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 18:56 (six years ago) link
it's weird ok
I think it said 'hitting on', not 'opening up to'.
― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 18:58 (six years ago) link
I think the main thing is vets aren't like the other girls
― Daniel_Rf, Thursday, 30 November 2017 10:30 (six years ago) link
Is Pop Smoke a description of an IED going off under a humvee
― But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 30 November 2017 12:50 (six years ago) link
nah, just means "leave"
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 30 November 2017 15:43 (six years ago) link
"PLEASE DATE ME"
http://medwayparkvets.co.uk/communities/9/000/001/372/329//images/3857600.jpg
― jamiesummerz, Thursday, 30 November 2017 15:47 (six years ago) link
― how's life, Thursday, 30 November 2017 15:54 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/fr/cp0/e15/q65/24131636_133425384003877_7779973568270528826_o.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=cf3d9c51c684b5ed8b6273c33c11bee4&oe=5A9F1A2C
There are plenty more.
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Friday, 1 December 2017 00:44 (six years ago) link
One of those good old-fashioned back-breaking jobs that made men old before age 50, that we all miss terribly because we never had to do it ourselves.
― A is for (Aimless), Friday, 1 December 2017 01:19 (six years ago) link
what are bin men like now? non-white?
― assawoman bay (harbl), Friday, 1 December 2017 01:35 (six years ago) link
Perhaps (being charitable here) most bins are now the kind that get hoisted/flipped by hydraulic thingies?
― here come the warm jorts (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 1 December 2017 02:36 (six years ago) link
that looks worryingly like my street
― another day another dolour (Noodle Vague), Friday, 1 December 2017 08:29 (six years ago) link
I saw a similar macro shared by an old schoolfriend which was complaining that back int' olden days binmen would come into your garden for you and drag the bin out and empty it and replace it and they weren't too lazy and now its terrible that we have to put our own bins on the street the night before. I pointed out that if someone was to start dragging six bins through my close at 8am on my day off and wake me up I would be a lot more angry than the minor unnoticable inconvenience of taking my turn to put the bins out.
― boxedjoy, Friday, 1 December 2017 20:45 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/24177162_133905610622521_8859795637758246610_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=4795b6d51ae48e8ec50ddbc744b17473&oe=5AD50F17
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Friday, 1 December 2017 22:56 (six years ago) link
Fucking serfs
― Illegal Ethiopian Dance Music (Noodle Vague), Friday, 1 December 2017 23:02 (six years ago) link
Other than the implication that somehow respectful people are rare gems from another era for which one feels nostalgia, making young people of the present era, by implication, disrespectful oafs, I can't see much to object to in any of the specific actions mentioned.
― A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 2 December 2017 00:05 (six years ago) link
"I hate purity, I hate goodness... I don't want virtue to exist anywhere"
― But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 2 December 2017 00:14 (six years ago) link
It's not the actions, it's the self-satisfied tone.
― Daniel_Rf, Monday, 4 December 2017 10:39 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/24291542_134099273936488_8543897814208375955_o.jpg?oh=ba23d709e8e94c0b23ce07150c38d1a6&oe=5A94B0DD
― soref, Monday, 4 December 2017 10:58 (six years ago) link
is it just me or is there an odd disconnect between the bottom two rows and the more 50 Shades of Grey type pictures on the top row
― soref, Monday, 4 December 2017 11:00 (six years ago) link
i take it this British Nostalgic Bible site a parody then?
― FREEZE! FYI! (dog latin), Monday, 4 December 2017 11:03 (six years ago) link
following the British Nostalgic Bible, it will help me assimilate
― Daniel_Rf, Monday, 4 December 2017 11:03 (six years ago) link
having looked again, the picture on the left of the centre column looks like it comes from some sort of adult film as well?
― soref, Monday, 4 December 2017 11:03 (six years ago) link
I looked at the page... It's full of really badly degraded watermarked images of old ladies sweeping their doorsteps and memes that say things like 'Share if you remember the name of your rag and bone man'
― FREEZE! FYI! (dog latin), Monday, 4 December 2017 11:07 (six years ago) link
It's mostly too banal (share if you're hoping for a white christmas!) to be satire imo.
― Daniel_Rf, Monday, 4 December 2017 11:08 (six years ago) link
yeah it's not satire, but some of it is very very close. I want to trump it with one that clearly nostalgises things that happened in pre-WWI Britain, and once that's become popular, make another page for late-Victorian Britain etc etc until I'm doing 'Share if you remember powdered wigs' or whatever
― FREEZE! FYI! (dog latin), Monday, 4 December 2017 11:12 (six years ago) link
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 4 December 2017 11:28 (six years ago) link
"only carthaginians will get this..."
share if you remember when all it took to keep your country safe was the ritualistic sacrifice of newborn children at the temple of baphomet!!
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 4 December 2017 11:30 (six years ago) link
Nigel Hurrell If you swung on a lamp post today the Police would arrest you for criminal damage especially if you are whiteLike · Reply · 18 hrs
― thirst trap your hare (DJ Mencap), Monday, 4 December 2017 11:32 (six years ago) link
― calzino, Monday, 4 December 2017 11:37 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/24232238_1964856086865075_7418627968057342158_n.jpg?oh=6c25f1c9c7f7be4ee89afc6545d37289&oe=5ACCA5B3
― how's life, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 12:06 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/24294344_1027823594023436_4163430558083500868_n.jpg?oh=b94ce46abf3509f3286c1127dd0a4e47&oe=5A95D620
I'm quitting facebook for new years. It's been a long time coming, but mainly because of this guy.
― how's life, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 12:33 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/24909583_1294820577288467_3673839706834970583_n.jpg?oh=f11358804996e4ab28468fe07ff039a7&oe=5ACE9543
Urrrrrrrrgh my head hurts.
― how's life, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 19:20 (six years ago) link
my new pet peeve is people who are posting political infographics they found on twittter and thinking they're sourced from PBS because twitter's image host is "pbs.twimg.com"
― mh, Wednesday, 6 December 2017 15:52 (six years ago) link
https://d26dzxoao6i3hh.cloudfront.net/items/040P0P0l252p2t2j0X2J/fb.jpg
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 17:01 (six years ago) link
cool stories bro
― while my dirk gently weeps (symsymsym), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 17:04 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLP9mbCuhJc
― how's life, Wednesday, 6 December 2017 17:09 (six years ago) link
once, all the villagers decided to pray for rain. on the day of prayer, all people gathered but only boy one brought an umbrella. it did not rain. this cycle continued for several weeks, with the villagers praying and only the boy bringing the umbrella, and with no rain. on the 22nd day, it rained, and all the villagers worshipped the little boy as a prophet. That's The Dumbest Shit I Ever Heard, LOL
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 6 December 2017 18:13 (six years ago) link
Actually, on the 20th day without rain they just stabbed him to death with the umbrella
― didgeridon't (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 19:06 (six years ago) link
- That's Blood Sacrifice
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 6 December 2017 19:10 (six years ago) link
can I just say how much I hate that joke structure where the punchline is some snappy retort plus the name of a previously unnamed character, e.g. "I said not at work, Karen!"
― frogbs, Wednesday, 6 December 2017 19:15 (six years ago) link
bye, felicia
― didgeridon't (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 19:16 (six years ago) link
That thing needs to be remade with minions for maximum impact
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 19:27 (six years ago) link
xp to frogs, that's officially known as the John Oliver Gambit
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 19:34 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/fr/cp0/e15/q65/24785030_135020323844383_5989867213307010590_o.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=67dbfbc8c1b068e39a618b9cad54d4da&oe=5AC8B402
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Thursday, 7 December 2017 09:31 (six years ago) link
It was Corner Cash Store and it wasn't owned by white folks.
― calzino, Thursday, 7 December 2017 09:34 (six years ago) link
You would have thought a page devoted to all things British would have got British variant spelling right.
― heaven parker (anagram), Thursday, 7 December 2017 09:40 (six years ago) link
It's all very Baudrillard
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Thursday, 7 December 2017 09:52 (six years ago) link
I actually have a traditional white corner shop as my local one now and it is fucking miserable. Sour-faced old trout, in male or female form depending on the day, stands arms folded and follows me around with its sharp little eyes because I must look like a nicker. Whereas a trot up to the high street gets me to an Asian corner shop where they call me 'sir' or 'boss' or 'my friend' on principle. Both of these things are sheer formalities and neither shopkeeper cares very much of course, but still. It very much mirrors the situation with the barbers.
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Thursday, 7 December 2017 09:57 (six years ago) link
Both of these things are sheer formalities and neither shopkeeper cares very much of course
lol alienation
― But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 7 December 2017 10:26 (six years ago) link
― heaven parker (anagram), Thursday, 7 December 2017 09:40 (forty-six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Heh, I've been online long enough that I would not, in fact, have thought this- if our own fascists didn't have a deep seam of stuff from the american far right to rip off, they'd have pretty much fuck all to say for themselves.
― But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 7 December 2017 10:30 (six years ago) link
I saw a similar macro shared by an old schoolfriend which was complaining that back int' olden days binmen would come into your garden for you and drag the bin out and empty it and replace it and they weren't too lazy and now its terrible that we have to put our own bins on the street the night before. I pointed out that if someone was to start dragging six bins through my close at 8am on my day off and wake me up I would be a lot more angry than the minor unnoticable inconvenience of taking my turn to put the bins out.― boxedjoy, Friday, December 1, 2017 8:45 PM (one week ago) Bookmark
― boxedjoy, Friday, December 1, 2017 8:45 PM (one week ago) Bookmark
Just moved into a new place where the binmen do come in – at 7am on a Sunday! – and drag the old-fashioned metal bins up the stairs from the back garden and through the close. What a fucking din. Glad I'm on the top floor.
― Eyeball Kicks, Friday, 8 December 2017 10:35 (six years ago) link
shit now i can't go to sleep tonight
― j., Friday, 8 December 2017 19:19 (six years ago) link
https://scontent.fphl2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/24852462_394028617696755_5737399019843088248_n.jpg?oh=969a156a80ad4f11fe44c03c530da89e&oe=5AD749FD
― how's life, Saturday, 9 December 2017 14:29 (six years ago) link
chill, obv
― best display name of 2017 (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 9 December 2017 14:33 (six years ago) link
Didn't need a FB meme to know I'm chill.
― Moodles, Saturday, 9 December 2017 17:12 (six years ago) link
savage aparently o well
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 9 December 2017 17:58 (six years ago) link
didn't need a FB meme to know I'm savage
― ||||||||, Saturday, 9 December 2017 18:20 (six years ago) link
in answer to another, better meme
http://pics.me.me/bitcoin-vs-chuck-e-cheese-tokens-yesnormies-hate-x-no-29570315.png
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 00:45 (six years ago) link
i looked up the Unitarian church in town on facebook and they had this as their cover photo. the saddest thing i've ever seen! sheesh, the bleakness of a new england winter in full effect.
https://scontent.fbed1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/11025_1418816765101251_6865206526259490710_n.jpg?oh=3c63201c7ed653b243305e4f055b4d16&oe=5ACAF10F
― scott seward, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 19:03 (six years ago) link
and the best friend of all is the one that tells you, every time they see you, and as soon as they see you, that they'd rather be somewhere else
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 19:07 (six years ago) link
because that's an honest friend who can share things with you
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 19:08 (six years ago) link
wow that's bleak
gotta love that unitarian humanitarian spirit
― mh, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 19:25 (six years ago) link
Pretty sure that's in line with their official slogan
Unitarian Universalist Church: Let's face it, we'd all rather be someplace else.
― Moodles, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 19:31 (six years ago) link
The Bleak Uncertainty Of Existence...and join us for potluck after the service!
― scott seward, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 19:38 (six years ago) link
unitarians are the cool christians imo
i'd much, much, much rather listen to a LGBTQ-friendly minister talk about the bleak uncertainty of existence then listen to an evangelical minister talk about the certainty of eternal damnation as punishment for being friendly with LGBTQ people
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 19:43 (six years ago) link
every once in a while i think about going on a Sunday, but...you know...really? i know its going to be a half filled cavern filled with all the people who obliviously and annoyingly stand in my way at the co-op market when i just want to grab something and go. it's like a boomer obstacle course in that place.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 19:44 (six years ago) link
just go and let them know, as a friend, that you'd rather be somewhere else
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 19:45 (six years ago) link
i have old school UU routes. my great-great-great grandfather was a Unitarian in the very town I live in.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 19:45 (six years ago) link
i feel like adding something to that picture above. "and they don't even know how to skate...and you are dying."
― scott seward, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 19:46 (six years ago) link
are they unitarians or unitarian universalists? the latter is more common in my experience and they're not christians, although you could uh identify as christian and atttend
― mh, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 19:47 (six years ago) link
Not all Unitarian Universalists are Christians.
Unitarianism was once a flavor of Christianity.
In merging with Universalists, they've sorta coalesced around not having much in the way of prescriptive dogma, but welcoming believers and nonbelievers of a lot of different stripes ("We need not think alike to love alike").
Plenty of atheist, agnostic, and "hUUmanist" UUs in my experience.
― lovin' sporkful (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 20:03 (six years ago) link
we went to a UU church when i was a kid. it was nice. everyone was very nice. i learned sex education in sunday school. my parents didn't believe in god and they weren't christians so it was a good place for them to meet other liberals and democrats. people who wore macrame. i got bored of it though and ended up staying home when i got older.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 20:10 (six years ago) link
im a uu, and im christian, although im bad at both bc i have attended services nary a handful of times since my son was born bc sunday is laundry day and that takes all day.
― Men's Scarehouse - "You're gonna like the way you're shook." (m bison), Thursday, 14 December 2017 03:11 (six years ago) link
sounds about rightto clarify when I said that UU isn’t christian I meant the organization is not specifically christian, although many members arefeel like there has been some redundancy since then
― mh, Thursday, 14 December 2017 03:13 (six years ago) link
oh yeah totes. there are ppl in the church who get a little squeamish about god talk. i would describe uu as post-christian, tho.
― Men's Scarehouse - "You're gonna like the way you're shook." (m bison), Thursday, 14 December 2017 03:15 (six years ago) link
since we’re getting all wiki about it, there are unitarians out there, just not really in the US
― mh, Thursday, 14 December 2017 03:16 (six years ago) link
Does UU have any kind of doctrine, I only know about the sex ed parts
― .oO (silby), Thursday, 14 December 2017 03:21 (six years ago) link
be excellent to each other
― Men's Scarehouse - "You're gonna like the way you're shook." (m bison), Thursday, 14 December 2017 03:22 (six years ago) link
no wait that's bill and ted
seven principles
https://www.uua.org/beliefs/what-we-believe/principles
― Darth be not proud (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 14 December 2017 11:52 (six years ago) link
But yeah the sex ed was great. My Sunday school class went to see Risky Business.
― Darth be not proud (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 14 December 2017 11:54 (six years ago) link
When I was a teen, many of my friends were UU. I liked their principles in the way they explained them. Sure sounded more interesting than my parents' Methodist church. So in my mid-twenties, when I was feeling a little lost in my life and in need of spiritual focus, I sought out a UU church near where I was living. I went for three straight Sundays. It was just as uncomfortable and boring as the church I went to as a kid. The sermon from the first week was unmemorable, the second week had a Superbowl theme, and the third week the sermon was a ten minute reminder to tithe! I didn't go back after the tithing one. I'm sure there are great Unitarian congregations out there though and maybe I just caught this one during an awkward stretch. I don't think I have time to go to church the way my life is these days, but one of the prayer apps on my phone is Unitarian ('Illuminations').
― how's life, Thursday, 14 December 2017 13:39 (six years ago) link
includes the knee-slapper about the Unitarian Universalist forced to choose between heaven and a discussion group about heaven, as well as other classic UU joeks:
http://www.firstunitariantoronto.org/what-is-unitarianism/uu-humour
― Brad C., Thursday, 14 December 2017 13:52 (six years ago) link
Anecdotally, I think a majority of UUs start coming by choice in adulthood. Of those, I suspect a majority come for reasons similar to those described by how's life. The door is very open for people to people want to go to church but aren't comfortable with traditional dogmatic religion.
My situation was different because my family has several generations of U/UU background, so I inherited it. But like HL I just don't feel like churchgoing is a thing I need or want in my life at present.
And yeah every UU congregation is different in style. Some are very High-Church with organs and choir robes, others are informal domes in the woods, full of Jews and atheists.
― Darth be not proud (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 14 December 2017 14:06 (six years ago) link
i've been interested in going to the local Unitarian church for a while but i don't know if i need a church at all tbh
― The Dearth of Stollen (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 December 2017 14:08 (six years ago) link
did the whole UU church thing a few years ago, it was ok, kind of cloying
― Cardi Acs (imago), Thursday, 14 December 2017 14:13 (six years ago) link
My mom was a rote, unquestioning catholic for her whole life and my dad went to church with her (and was even an usher for a while) but once told me he would probably be a Druid if he could. Mom got totally disillusioned with sex scandal coverups and was appalled at her donations going to pay the legal fees for child molesting priests so they quit and started going to UU church in town. It fits their needs - my mom can have coffee and bars with other midwestern women and my dad can debate history and theology with a bunch of retired university faculty. I live that parents seem to defy the trend and have become much more liberal as they age - they marched in January which totally shocked me
― joygoat, Thursday, 14 December 2017 16:13 (six years ago) link
I don't think the idea that people become more conservative with age is really true, more of a talking point
― mh, Thursday, 14 December 2017 16:14 (six years ago) link
it was ok, kind of cloying
There is a hippie-dippie earnestness that cloys sometimes. And also a tendency to adhere to vanilla white-suburban-liberal NPR pieties.
For all the "we don't have any doctrine or dogma" stuff, there is often a surprising amount of socially-enforced conformity.
My stereotypical UU is still a 65-year-old guy with wire-rimmed glasses and a chunky ethically-sourced sweater. He's a vegetarian and he has a wooden canoe. He plays some twee folkie instrument like mountain dulcimer. He gets in his Prius with its "Proud Democrat" stickers, and goes to the farmer's market with his PBS tote bag. Gets some acorn squash.
My Catholic father married into this and mocks it relentlessly.
― Darth be not proud (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 14 December 2017 16:34 (six years ago) link
That's so sweet joygoat.
― how's life, Thursday, 14 December 2017 16:38 (six years ago) link
Maybe people become more of whatever they were before? I know I'm heading farther left the older I get.
― WilliamC, Thursday, 14 December 2017 16:39 (six years ago) link
the guy who wrote the lyrics to "do you hear what i hear?" went to the UU church i went to when i was a kid. he was nice. i always loved that song. it was nice to sing it with the congregation every christmas.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No%C3%ABl_Regney
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Do_You_Hear_What_I_Hear%3F
― scott seward, Thursday, 14 December 2017 16:45 (six years ago) link
xp yeah I'd say conservative people (small c) become more conservative with age
― The Dearth of Stollen (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 December 2017 17:19 (six years ago) link
Do you sing it like Bob Dylan? xpost
― Mark G, Thursday, 14 December 2017 18:16 (six years ago) link
Have to admit I like this one.
https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/25289461_1228904937254193_3547167772361389895_n.jpg?oh=3d263936cc5c9ff48d1c2b404cc1717f&oe=5AC71F5E
― nickn, Saturday, 16 December 2017 01:30 (six years ago) link
haha, yeah
don't like the execution with the whole capital letters in impact font thing, but the observation is funny in its own right
― niels, Saturday, 16 December 2017 09:13 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/25348724_1881294738611226_455419281986484060_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=e1d4308d471d4182d8f5e992ae73b729&oe=5A8B2546
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― A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 17 December 2017 19:11 (six years ago) link
don't like the execution with the whole capital letters in impact font thing
Yeah, that'll never take off
― groovypanda, Sunday, 17 December 2017 21:55 (six years ago) link
― niels, Sunday, 17 December 2017 22:12 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/12366418_10153774537894911_4568990988070109633_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=324a1748b73b8466618fbb099d95756e&oe=5ABCE076
― omar little, Sunday, 17 December 2017 23:21 (six years ago) link
Wow. Blitzen's moving speech to the other reindeer gave us chills.Toy safety tips: https://t.co/DMMajNwoWY pic.twitter.com/E7KeD7uUFc— US Consumer Product Safety Commission (@USCPSC) December 14, 2017
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Monday, 18 December 2017 02:40 (six years ago) link
these fuckin people
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Monday, 18 December 2017 02:41 (six years ago) link
Eh. Agencies that never get noticed by the public are ripe for budget cutting by congress, even if they keep kids from dying. What's a dead or maimed kid or two here or there? It's not like they're fetuses that need protecting or anything like that.
― A is for (Aimless), Monday, 18 December 2017 06:03 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/25299234_927202277429902_3546445727110994910_n.jpg?oh=b76cc8637912c8fc4f643466639cc208&oe=5AB44846
― how's life, Monday, 18 December 2017 12:40 (six years ago) link
― Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Monday, 18 December 2017 12:41 (six years ago) link
Yeah. Defriended. sorry guys. No more veteran memes.
― how's life, Monday, 18 December 2017 13:33 (six years ago) link
that just... doesn't make any sense?
― FREEZE! FYI! (dog latin), Monday, 18 December 2017 13:41 (six years ago) link
It's making fun of transgender people while also stroking it's own dick about gun ownership and then conflating transphobia with racism, capped off with some illiteracy for good measure.
― how's life, Monday, 18 December 2017 13:58 (six years ago) link
there's a lot of competition but that must be up there with the stupidest image macro in the entire thread
― Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Monday, 18 December 2017 14:02 (six years ago) link
Yeah I get what it's trying to do but it's such a topply shitpile of an MC Escher bigotry, none of the angles support each other at all
― FREEZE! FYI! (dog latin), Monday, 18 December 2017 14:06 (six years ago) link
I have wandered down too many veterans humor facebook pages during the few months I was friends with that guy to ever be sure if I have found the stupidest one. That one came from https://www.facebook.com/DisgruntledVets/
― how's life, Monday, 18 December 2017 14:09 (six years ago) link
love too mix metaphors
― mh, Monday, 18 December 2017 14:55 (six years ago) link
i think i'm about to get banned from facebook. they told me i had "violated their community standards" by posting a link to scott walker's "patriot, a single" (honestly i don't even remember doing so, which means someone somewhere is under the impression that reviewing facebook posts nobody remembers anymore for "violation of community standards" is the best way to fix their credibility gap), and then they asked me straight up if i was a spammer. i hope they do ban me because i don't have the strength of will to delete my facebook account.
― bob lefse (rushomancy), Sunday, 24 December 2017 17:53 (six years ago) link
https://scontent.fphl2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/25551874_1494721563980699_3448423568668253066_n.jpg?oh=bcf10253ca9307dc8a1419c30e3328c3&oe=5AF9A092
― how's life, Sunday, 24 December 2017 23:10 (six years ago) link
thx keanu
― insomniac in the brainomniac (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 24 December 2017 23:20 (six years ago) link
http://simplereminders.com/domains/simplereminders.com/uploads/images/blog/nikita-gill-brutally-broken-deserve-ocean-1q9m.jpg
― how's life, Sunday, 24 December 2017 23:40 (six years ago) link
everybody needs to stop brutally breaking things
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Sunday, 24 December 2017 23:42 (six years ago) link
http://www.azquotes.com/picture-quotes/quote-when-you-chop-wood-chips-fly-nikolai-yezhov-72-48-95.jpg
― calzino, Sunday, 24 December 2017 23:42 (six years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/B6dimfV.png
― niels, Wednesday, 27 December 2017 07:49 (six years ago) link
I would instantly unfriend anyone posting that. What an unforgivable combination of picture and text.
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 09:32 (six years ago) link
You could try to hold a discussion with them? Although:
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/25659634_1567018816667386_1139893614046456941_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=21b762ba2997e5af9737276b9f7e44b4&oe=5ACAE618
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Thursday, 28 December 2017 13:33 (six years ago) link
A common denominator to many professional and personal success stories, Steve Maraboli has spent nearly 20 years refining his Coaching/Counseling/Influence methodology.He is the creator and developer of, “Psycho-Neuro-Actualization” (The Maraboli Method); a breakthrough Influence Methodology that has gained worldwide attention for its effectiveness in Behavior Modification, Habit Reconstruction, and Personal/Group Mindset Enhancement.PNA (The Maraboli Method) has been called, “The Science of Influence,” and UCLA recognized PNA (The Maraboli Method) as, “An important behavioral breakthrough for maximizing the human potential.”With the increased volume of client requests for personal coaching, Steve works one on one, training and certifying PNA (The Maraboli Method) Coaches around the world. Steve and his ELITE team of Coaches work with their clients, domestic and globally, in-person, by phone, and through Skype or FaceTime.
He is the creator and developer of, “Psycho-Neuro-Actualization” (The Maraboli Method); a breakthrough Influence Methodology that has gained worldwide attention for its effectiveness in Behavior Modification, Habit Reconstruction, and Personal/Group Mindset Enhancement.
PNA (The Maraboli Method) has been called, “The Science of Influence,” and UCLA recognized PNA (The Maraboli Method) as, “An important behavioral breakthrough for maximizing the human potential.”
With the increased volume of client requests for personal coaching, Steve works one on one, training and certifying PNA (The Maraboli Method) Coaches around the world. Steve and his ELITE team of Coaches work with their clients, domestic and globally, in-person, by phone, and through Skype or FaceTime.
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 28 December 2017 14:03 (six years ago) link
And yet he isn't going to waste time trying to explain any of this to anyone.
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 28 December 2017 14:05 (six years ago) link
ELITE team of Coaches
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Thursday, 28 December 2017 15:03 (six years ago) link
stop trying to explain yourself. people only understand things from the sensory input they receive so the best thing to do is withhold your possible contribution to their experience of reality out of a selfish and foolish desire to conserve energy whatever that means
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 28 December 2017 16:32 (six years ago) link
PNA (The Maraboli Method) has been called, “The Science of Influence,”
lol. this is about the lamest claim imaginable, on a par with penis-lengthening spam emails.
― A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 28 December 2017 17:54 (six years ago) link
people only understand things from the sensory input they receive
my friend have i got a pure critique for you
― j., Thursday, 28 December 2017 17:57 (six years ago) link
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/48/72/ef/4872eff6deb311a12f56e28e917ecfbe.jpg
― niels, Saturday, 30 December 2017 16:03 (six years ago) link
I believe "trenchant" is the word
like, I get the idea, but it just comes off so unsympathetic
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/26000959_10154868612081059_6221126091892359234_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=d2e9f2725acbfa6519c6fe07f82525b9&oe=5AC2E91C
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 31 December 2017 13:47 (six years ago) link
on 26th August stare at the jar with 3 or 4 lonely bits of paper in it, smash the jar and open your wrists with a shard of glass
― a Rambo in curved air (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 31 December 2017 13:55 (six years ago) link
https://www.reddit.com/r/ShittyLifeProTips/
― twas in the fleek midwinter (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 31 December 2017 14:38 (six years ago) link
Mine would be a load of esprit d'escalier - 'Should have asked what the fuck they were laughing at', 'Ticket machine needed a good thump'
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 31 December 2017 15:54 (six years ago) link
Since this is also the "lol facebook memes" thread.
https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/26231688_164977434120724_703656459196401860_n.jpg?oh=fbe0f5cb65187afbc454f193cd739de8&oe=5ABB3174
― nickn, Friday, 5 January 2018 03:31 (six years ago) link
From a linked article, but I think it belongs here.
https://themindsjournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/stages-of-relationship.jpg
― how's life, Friday, 5 January 2018 12:10 (six years ago) link
22!
Fancy words for "doormat" and "jerk."
― failsun ra (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 5 January 2018 12:57 (six years ago) link
Thinly veiled personal axe-grinding as clickbait
― attention vampire (MatthewK), Friday, 5 January 2018 13:09 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/26993636_575979339445219_6974118362648680255_n.jpg?oh=eda039a4edfed88173beecdca53aeba3&oe=5AE8B76C
― omar little, Sunday, 21 January 2018 23:22 (six years ago) link
my man
― mh, Monday, 22 January 2018 02:24 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/26992407_1562633597191253_7911117457515906115_n.jpg?oh=23827cd327e49d57d44e02c29a6d3d29&oe=5AEDFB47
― omar little, Tuesday, 23 January 2018 00:34 (six years ago) link
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 00:38 (six years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DUDS6AdW0AAFQvh.jpg
― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 25 January 2018 16:59 (six years ago) link
lmao dogs are thinking about cars all the time
― frogbs, Thursday, 25 January 2018 17:01 (six years ago) link
imo it's be better if the dog was just thinking "dog"
― mh, Thursday, 25 January 2018 17:01 (six years ago) link
srsly. or food. I don't buy him thinking "huh boss and me just lonely guys thinking baout tings?!"
― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 25 January 2018 17:02 (six years ago) link
point is, give up all your dreams and go live on a park bench if you truly want to be happy
― frogbs, Thursday, 25 January 2018 17:03 (six years ago) link
Thinking about airplanes usually makes me very happy. Same with cars, although to a lesser extent.
― how's life, Thursday, 25 January 2018 17:06 (six years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/y2rp31S.jpg
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 25 January 2018 17:29 (six years ago) link
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/y2rp31S_zpsvxxfxut2.jpg
― omar little, Thursday, 25 January 2018 17:39 (six years ago) link
u guys <3
― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 25 January 2018 18:00 (six years ago) link
have to admit I kinda like that dog one ;_;
― niels, Thursday, 25 January 2018 19:48 (six years ago) link
https://media.giphy.com/media/vXeeHUPxgBtp6/giphy.gif
― Millennial Whoop, wanna fight about it? (Phil D.), Thursday, 25 January 2018 19:51 (six years ago) link
haha yes
a good image of happiness imo
― niels, Thursday, 25 January 2018 19:55 (six years ago) link
I really like this one:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DUkSeDfU8AAgmGw.jpg
― the word dog doesn't bark (anagram), Monday, 29 January 2018 09:19 (six years ago) link
OK that actually made me lol
― Roz, Monday, 29 January 2018 13:20 (six years ago) link
hee i like that
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 29 January 2018 17:47 (six years ago) link
karl and omar's variations on the dog meme have me in stitches rn
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Monday, 29 January 2018 18:23 (six years ago) link
http://e2.365dm.com/12/11/660x350/TedHankeyGrandSlamofDartsTues_2860626.jpg?20121114155022
was posted to a group called 'Growing up in the UK old school'.
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 29 January 2018 21:11 (six years ago) link
No it wasn't! Although more appropriate perhaps. The actual picture was:
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/27072559_895701423921705_2186013833273405179_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=e228798fce0c4c0eb7101e9157051295&oe=5B1F6E2B
I also spotted this:
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/27067861_1709498135829475_8655977416140297127_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=af4ff82bdaf6af2d3462c04d1deb79a1&oe=5ADFE055
Which reminded me of this:
https://www.irishtimes.com/polopoly_fs/1.2443396.1448459287!/image/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/box_620_330/image.jpg
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 29 January 2018 21:16 (six years ago) link
Despicable Me: The Ian Curtis Story
― Moodles, Monday, 29 January 2018 21:19 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/27540212_2159375390743021_1625786534471723861_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=c2acee10b9015f0f92fbf0ee98b8e0a7&oe=5ADAC0E4
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 31 January 2018 15:13 (six years ago) link
i met someone once who had two pre-teens who were obsessed with nerf gun hacking videos on youtube and were in the process of setting up their own youtube channel dedicated to the practice
― gr8080, Wednesday, 31 January 2018 16:36 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/fr/cp0/e15/q65/27164246_351831595291440_77854664580839352_o.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=e7ccfc16025c77360d4ee8920d341e0c&oe=5B196D89
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 31 January 2018 18:31 (six years ago) link
What the fuck? I'm so mad right now. What FB page does that come from? It has to be the worst.
― how's life, Wednesday, 31 January 2018 18:34 (six years ago) link
is your child texting about x?
*a bunch of dumb acronyms*
― marcos, Wednesday, 31 January 2018 18:53 (six years ago) link
Ha, I like those.
I am completely perplexed by that 'Rejection Clock' one, though.
― emil.y, Wednesday, 31 January 2018 19:48 (six years ago) link
© SMiles 2017
― how's life, Wednesday, 31 January 2018 19:52 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/27459588_10156008999090030_945311527281597480_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=01f44afffefbe32363031fd2327e6488&oe=5B1BDB88
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Thursday, 1 February 2018 12:37 (six years ago) link
alternatively ladies marry a grown-up
― bizarrer Gandhara (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 1 February 2018 12:39 (six years ago) link
I love when slightly amusing jokes get padded to over 500 words
― frogbs, Thursday, 1 February 2018 13:11 (six years ago) link
ladies,
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 1 February 2018 16:08 (six years ago) link
I give that one three insincere crying/laughing emojis
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Thursday, 1 February 2018 17:07 (six years ago) link
A long way from the worst.
Still, though...
― Mark G, Friday, 2 February 2018 08:18 (six years ago) link
I'm confused by the "and you know your baby will be a boy" part, are they saying that 'Gotham' is an acceptable name for a boy but obviously inappropriate for a girl
― soref, Friday, 2 February 2018 08:32 (six years ago) link
well clearly
― bizarrer Gandhara (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 February 2018 08:49 (six years ago) link
or maybe it's because Batdads wouldn't be that arsed about getting up to rescue a girl
Name your kid Gotham because he's going to have to get really good at fighting in elementary school and eventually become an MMA champion and buy you a house.
― louise ck (milo z), Friday, 2 February 2018 09:07 (six years ago) link
saw this posted with the comment "so powerful" and I know I'm a bad person for finding it funny
https://i.imgur.com/r2BOd4i.jpg
― niels, Saturday, 3 February 2018 13:36 (six years ago) link
it's even funnier if you grew up near Bilston
― drugs don't kill people, poppers do (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 3 February 2018 13:37 (six years ago) link
'After reading from bottom to top, reread again from top to bottom'
― the pinefox, Saturday, 3 February 2018 14:40 (six years ago) link
http://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15094498_1323265857704097_7935446513946997176_n.jpg?oh=9e9f984466021f6a74189e0d06877f39&oe=5AEA405E
― mirostones, Saturday, 3 February 2018 18:58 (six years ago) link
^ mistaking the shadow for the substance
― A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 3 February 2018 20:01 (six years ago) link
https://www.funkypancake.com/blog/media/101207_s95_img_0073-thumb-225x300.jpg
― this machine slightly inconveniences fascists (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 4 February 2018 01:30 (six years ago) link
I think I spent so much time gawking at those gross veterans humor memes that I posted upthread that facebook thinks I am a creepy conservative. For the past few weeks I have been unable to get rid of suggested groups along these lines:
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/27540472_10156291571633783_8291355410637596062_n.jpg?oh=b243a467f9f775fb453501401536eac0&oe=5B21803F
― how's life, Monday, 5 February 2018 18:09 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/27459336_10156291579863783_4082070526158773734_n.jpg?oh=c0d636af80988ce05605117dbcd01d89&oe=5B1DBA53
― how's life, Monday, 5 February 2018 18:10 (six years ago) link
suggested groups would probably be a good thread on its own -- at one point I had "Beautiful Bi-Polar Babes United Against Domestic Violence" "Single Mustachians," and "Plus Size Flava" all suggested at the same time
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Monday, 5 February 2018 18:16 (six years ago) link
― how's life, Monday, 5 February 2018 18:26 (six years ago) link
I do now have facial hair, but at the time I was clean shaven, and hence there was barely a word of any of those that described me, except that I am against domestic violence.
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Monday, 5 February 2018 18:56 (six years ago) link
also, you're beautiful
― mh, Monday, 5 February 2018 18:57 (six years ago) link
no matter what they say
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Monday, 5 February 2018 19:01 (six years ago) link
GRUMPY OL BIKERS (Bikers only) would be a great display name + username combo
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Monday, 5 February 2018 19:03 (six years ago) link
I hate that post/meme "Be your own best Bugel"
― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Monday, 5 February 2018 19:33 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/27337215_1537259346323512_9163840600475891659_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=34ce92101db4c5e2499b86f55f6118f7&oe=5B257235
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 5 February 2018 20:49 (six years ago) link
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 5 February 2018 21:03 (six years ago) link
fake i assume
― drugs don't kill people, poppers do (Noodle Vague), Monday, 5 February 2018 21:10 (six years ago) link
Also a good contender for the pass agg notes thread
― Moodles, Monday, 5 February 2018 21:34 (six years ago) link
I can't believe dan gilbert runs a private school
― omar little, Monday, 5 February 2018 21:38 (six years ago) link
lol he would have a charter school tho
― while my dirk gently weeps (symsymsym), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 03:25 (six years ago) link
quicken loans school of business excellence
― Men's Scarehouse - "You're gonna like the way you're shook." (m bison), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 04:21 (six years ago) link
I agree with that sign.
― the pinefox, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 08:37 (six years ago) link
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 12:11 (six years ago) link
https://d2ffutrenqvap3.cloudfront.net/items/2x2w0j1B3q3E3O0Y0A2r/checkmate.jpg
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 12:12 (six years ago) link
prob thinks it was started by a match
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 15:57 (six years ago) link
Her FB page is a blast:
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100010553881758
As he says in this video "if you can't scientifically prove that you live on a ball you don't live on a ball..." All we have is theories spun by the Masonic elites and faked images of earth which are easily proven that they have been faked...
― groovypanda, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 09:42 (six years ago) link
it's not even real stupidity or insanity nowadays, it's just the personae people adopt for attention and friendship
having said that, I've been going on for a long time about what "belief" really means and it seems to me to be multifaceted: the performative, the social, the identitarian, the ideological, the spiritual and the unconscious all play into the concept but none of them define it or make up the totality of it. this is one of the reasons Dawkinites are idiots. memes feed into this too as they become this field of statements without depth, without sincerity, just endlessly playing at rhetoric when their real purpose is anything but the dissemination of knowledge, arcane or otherwise.
― drugs don't kill people, poppers do (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 09:51 (six years ago) link
not false consciousness, more like abdicated consciousness
― drugs don't kill people, poppers do (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 09:53 (six years ago) link
of course sincerity is a question of belief and round and down we go
― drugs don't kill people, poppers do (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 10:08 (six years ago) link
I wish I had this person's timeline, the one with no reported events from the past two years.
https://i.imgur.com/yDuj6lC.jpg
― pplains, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 21:33 (six years ago) link
Here we go:
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/1625727_10151845168911863_1882220743_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=301cfc272cb742e669ec5a977c78517c&oe=5B24CA19
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Friday, 9 February 2018 18:08 (six years ago) link
wow, that truly is too funny not to forward, brb forwarding
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Friday, 9 February 2018 18:18 (six years ago) link
ps lol "forward" so basically it's been floating around unaltered for at least 10-15 years
it's one of those subversive conservative forwards where they can begin to admit conflicted feelings of sympathies for gay people through a familiar stereotypical perspective, all in the safe space of hating anyone that might be "rather Arabic-looking"
― Karl Malone, Friday, 9 February 2018 18:29 (six years ago) link
We were having such a time with that swooshy little gay feller!
Are gays scared of planes?
― how's life, Friday, 9 February 2018 18:42 (six years ago) link
the dialogue is so natural it must be a true story
― "oh no my cheds" man had dark to black packet (Noodle Vague), Friday, 9 February 2018 18:42 (six years ago) link
damn, that one is vomit-inducing
― A is for (Aimless), Friday, 9 February 2018 18:47 (six years ago) link
The fact that it involves an "arabic-looking" person on a plane with no reference to terrorism makes me think it might even be pre-2001
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Friday, 9 February 2018 18:48 (six years ago) link
xp Yeah I thought the same - recruiting a 'gay man' to get a shot in on these awful Arabic women who all demand to be called princesses and hold up normal operating procedures. There's something to be said about the trend for racist cant to depict non-white people as obstructive and frustrating, feel like there's a long history to this depiction.
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Friday, 9 February 2018 18:52 (six years ago) link
Conservatives also often like to hold up "gay rights" as an example of our superiority to muslim countries, only to discard them the moment they are no longer comparing us to muslim countries
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Friday, 9 February 2018 18:54 (six years ago) link
Also:
I like this a lot, can we start a thread on it
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Friday, 9 February 2018 19:00 (six years ago) link
I feel like focusing on the flight attendant when you're seated on a plane near a woman who visually resembles a language is burying the lede
― rob, Friday, 9 February 2018 22:40 (six years ago) link
he could tell because she was sitting from right to left, instead of the normal way
― I will finish what I (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 9 February 2018 22:43 (six years ago) link
wow that is noxious shit. guessing it's been around since the early 80s since both characters feel like they belong in Airplane!. or The Cannonball Run really.
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 9 February 2018 22:53 (six years ago) link
seriously who are you staying friends with that posts that kind of thing? i mean normally this thread is just dummmmb naive/inspirational/hackneyed whatever where you might roll your eyes and go "oh, uncle fred," not instantly hate uncle fred and cut him out of your life.
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 9 February 2018 22:55 (six years ago) link
It was a much, much older person, sort of friend from work, with a lot of chronic health problems who posted that.
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Saturday, 10 February 2018 18:15 (six years ago) link
It is totally noxious I agree. But let us roll the hate-train on to this fucking thing:
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/27750358_10160047922330296_5288289111146163215_n.png.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=93f78cc0b0be6259e4462ed5f521fe35&oe=5B149AAA
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Saturday, 10 February 2018 18:16 (six years ago) link
listening to 6 straight hours of portishead will bring anyone down (i like portishead)
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 10 February 2018 18:18 (six years ago) link
He should have gone to the happy coffee shop again for his second cup.
― jmm, Saturday, 10 February 2018 18:23 (six years ago) link
He should have spent 6 hours peacefully staring out the window at the sunshine until a creative thought emerged far enough for him to set pen to paper.
― A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 10 February 2018 19:18 (six years ago) link
he should have played video games all day and then felt mildly guilty but not really that bothered because there's enough books by white dudes already
― "oh no my cheds" man had dark to black packet (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 February 2018 19:22 (six years ago) link
what did you expect from 6 hours sitting in a featureless room
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 10 February 2018 21:41 (six years ago) link
wait its not featureless there is a window to the infinite majesty of god's creation right behind his head
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 10 February 2018 21:42 (six years ago) link
The utter narrowness though. 'Coffee', 'free time', 'favourite song' as gold standard requirements for creating something.
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 11 February 2018 16:59 (six years ago) link
Best part of the airplane story is (I swear)
― frogbs, Sunday, 11 February 2018 17:05 (six years ago) link
Love how all those EPIC CLAPBACK viral stories spend so many words explaining just how funny and true they are. The professor didn’t miss a beat!! We all laughed until we choked and now we’re all dead!!
― frogbs, Sunday, 11 February 2018 17:06 (six years ago) link
all those EPIC CLAPBACK viral stories
My favorite one is where he's in the crowd at a Grand Funk concert incognito and shows up Mark Farner with an improvised guitar solo.
― pplains, Sunday, 11 February 2018 18:13 (six years ago) link
there's a larger phenomenon of clickbait articles that beat you over the head with how funny the thing you're about to read/watch is, at which point, if it actually were funny (which it never is anyway) they have already sucked the life out of it
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Monday, 12 February 2018 03:32 (six years ago) link
Number 7 will make you rupture your bowel with laughter
― "oh no my cheds" man had dark to black packet (Noodle Vague), Monday, 12 February 2018 03:34 (six years ago) link
Are You Always the Last to Get Jokes? A Bit Slow On the Uptake? Humourless Dullard? We'll Tell You Which Parts Are Funny!
― startled macropod (MatthewK), Monday, 12 February 2018 03:57 (six years ago) link
Here it comes! The funny! Brace yourself!
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Monday, 12 February 2018 04:02 (six years ago) link
Is this a trick question?
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DV1FTpQXcAAVQXt.jpg:large
― Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Monday, 12 February 2018 12:21 (six years ago) link
it's a riddle
― Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 12 February 2018 12:34 (six years ago) link
The "6 hours later" gag seems pretty harmless compared to most of this thread
― Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 12 February 2018 12:46 (six years ago) link
I've really been prepared for imagining I'm a hungry hippo...
― Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Monday, 12 February 2018 14:09 (six years ago) link
i've never seen a facebook post "shared" by a hungry sea turtle
― ziggy the ginhead (rushomancy), Monday, 12 February 2018 14:21 (six years ago) link
nyt did a good piece on working class sea turtles who voted trump, interesting perspective
― It's not delivery, it's Adorno! (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 12 February 2018 15:03 (six years ago) link
Yeah, it's refreshing to see things from their point of view.
Also, I'm pretty sure a jelly fish smells different than a plastic bag.
― pplains, Monday, 12 February 2018 15:14 (six years ago) link
they should just make plastic bags out of jellyfish carcasses. if we can put a man on the moon...
― scott seward, Monday, 12 February 2018 15:18 (six years ago) link
http://theendearingdesigner.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/Fast-Food-Sizes-Ads-vs-Reality-1.jpg
Now imagine you're a hungry sea turtle.
― Evan, Monday, 12 February 2018 15:21 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/994073_941702799198349_6577129238738459728_n.jpg?oh=9a2278e4ede15807b35d755c0d021137&oe=5B06EE89
― omar little, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 23:25 (six years ago) link
― Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 23:34 (six years ago) link
As opposed to a song about fingernails.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 23:35 (six years ago) link
Learned so much about the human spirit from Too Fighters
― "oh no my cheds" man had dark to black packet (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 23:36 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/27750383_10208906557699561_3248336623527691082_n.jpg?oh=1788bb8433afcf036f0b08cd6259df79&oe=5B19F48D
― scott seward, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 00:34 (six years ago) link
― Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 00:45 (six years ago) link
There's clearly at least one wall.
― jmm, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 00:58 (six years ago) link
Ppl should stop meaning quite so well
― direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 01:35 (six years ago) link
Did you find that in a left-leaning FB group or a right-leaning FB group?
― pplains, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 01:40 (six years ago) link
that was circulating around last year after the election. i had some variation of it hanging on my door.
― Men's Scarehouse - "You're gonna like the way you're shook." (m bison), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 01:56 (six years ago) link
(classroom door)
― Men's Scarehouse - "You're gonna like the way you're shook." (m bison), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 01:57 (six years ago) link
What about Preston and Cody?
"YOU are not going to shoot us. ... (are you?)"
― pplains, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 02:03 (six years ago) link
Yeah, I don't think that's as shallow or empty as a lot of the stuff here.
― No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 02:04 (six years ago) link
female students: men are not able to grab you
― assawoman bay (harbl), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 02:04 (six years ago) link
if only they'd stop trying
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 02:05 (six years ago) link
I understand the cynicism but literal statements are good for, you know, children
― mh, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 02:23 (six years ago) link
the problem for me is that it puts the words "rapists" and "drug dealers" right next to the word "latino/a", day after day week after week. yeah there's a "not" there but it's still defining that category in relation to racists' ugliest thoughts instead of something of positive
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 02:28 (six years ago) link
affirmative positive statements are better but decrying the negative ones are essential
― mh, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 02:30 (six years ago) link
using "latino(a)" vs "latinx" suggests a lack of responsible preparation also telling teenagers who follow islam that they aren't terrorists as their defining quality but hey
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 02:54 (six years ago) link
I hate to say it but a significant portion of the country still has no idea that latinx is a thing, even in that group, unless it's really wired-in teens or involved adults? I feel like my teacher friends would know but it's still seems very inconsistently known
― mh, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 03:13 (six years ago) link
Dude the kids would be wondering what a "latinx" even was
― albvivertine, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 03:56 (six years ago) link
Dear Latinx Students,i _DID_ google this.
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 04:21 (six years ago) link
xps latinx feels common parlance in NYC but i guess that's NYC for you!
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 04:22 (six years ago) link
Dear white male students just stfu and go away I can't even
― sleepingbag, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 04:39 (six years ago) link
xxxxxxxp, but "I'm not just saying that as a 45-year-old rock musician, but..." is kind of a self-own.
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 04:47 (six years ago) link
I think this is the original?
My English teacher put this on her door today.. pic.twitter.com/ZYGiPtgiCJ— Natalie Gomez (@natssfatss) November 10, 2016
― soref, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 05:06 (six years ago) link
underlining the word 'not' in that other one just makes it look kind of sarcastic
― soref, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 05:08 (six years ago) link
https://i.upworthy.com/nugget/582c8c1e1d51f7001c000278/attachments/posts-735-2ed4a1ed56a144749956160f5f38de4a.jpg?auto=format&ixlib=imgixjs-3.3.0&w=700
― soref, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 05:10 (six years ago) link
https://bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com/gonzagabulletin.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/c/6a/c6a283ea-a86a-11e6-a687-2381e71cd170/58265bc071641.image.jpg?resize=1200%2C945
― soref, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 05:13 (six years ago) link
Would be better to say "I know you are not terrorists."
― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 06:17 (six years ago) link
"oh really? Thanks for noticing"
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 10:15 (six years ago) link
jmm said what I was thinking.
In DC there is a charter school called "The School Without Walls."
When it sustained some damage in an earthquake several years ago, I was like "well DUH."
― I'm walking on Sondheim (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 10:30 (six years ago) link
"Dear physically disabled children: you are NOT cripples nobody wants to play with. Keep that in your hearts!"
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 11:38 (six years ago) link
also excludes muslim students who are terrorists imo
― But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 11:46 (six years ago) link
ugh having flashbacks to the Clinton campaign where the ads repeated & promoted all the worst things Trump said but in scary black and white to show we don't approve. like you are still associating those words together.
maybe come up w something positive next time
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 11:51 (six years ago) link
Or, perhaps, be full on positive, or full on negative- either works, just put your damn back into it. This weak-ass trying to be positive but just ending up with 'hey, that nasty stereotype about your religion/ethnicity isn't true, mmmkay'... just looks like the sort of thing online nazis would invent to mock libruls. Putting up a big poster in class saying FUCK TRUMP though, likely would make the kids feel a bit better.
― But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 12:10 (six years ago) link
I'm trying to think how I would react as a kid to a "Muslims are not terrorists" sign. I would probably think "why does this have to be pointed out, are there Muslim terrorists?"it's like if MacDonald's new slogan was "our food is not poison". You would start to think about how that food actually could be poison.
― silverfish, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 12:30 (six years ago) link
once again, and forever more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R15LkyO8gq8
(for posterity, once this link dies, it was a link to the "salt in your eyes" sketch by kids in the hall)
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 12:32 (six years ago) link
But, like, the signs are not just refuting nasty stereotypes but actual things the actual President of the USA explicitly stated, right? Why would a Muslim kid not know this?
― No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 13:25 (six years ago) link
>>> it's like if MacDonald's new slogan was "our food is not poison". You would start to think about how that food actually could be poison.
^There is a recent McDonalds advert like this that specifically says that their chicken nuggets are made of chicken meat, not other things as people have claimed.
― the pinefox, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 13:40 (six years ago) link
Here is a whole column about it.
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/nov/12/paddington-law-of-unintended-consequences-m-and-s-mcdonalds-commercials
― the pinefox, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 13:41 (six years ago) link
It is amazing. The ad is basically a series of people saying that they’ve heard there’s all sorts of dodgy stuff in McNuggets — “bits”, “beaks”, “beaks, feet”, “innards, feathers”, “bits, beaks and feet” – while a warmly indulgent voiceover reassures us it’s not true and that they’re actually made from “100% chicken breast”.I’m sure that’s factually correct. The voiceover does not claim the chickens are free range and they aren’t. The cash value of the antibiotic-infused breast of a captive chicken is almost certainly so low that there’s really no need to start the fiddly business of harvesting whatever those creatures’ tortured existences have left of their beaks and feet, and then grinding them to the point where they could pass relatively safely through a human. So I don’t dispute the claim for an instant.Nevertheless, at the end of the ad, three words are left echoing round your head: McNuggets, beaks and feet. Over those 40 seconds, the two concepts – “McNuggets” and “beaks and feet” – are inextricably joined in the mind, as if by some psychological welder.This is such a peachy example of extreme foolishness I barely know where to start. How certain must the advertisers have been that everyone thought McNuggets were 100% beaks and feet, that they felt they had nothing to lose by addressing the issue head on? “I know what you’re all thinking – they’re just beaks and feet! But let me tell you, you’re wrong!” But what if that’s not what everyone was thinking? For every customer whose suspicions are allayed, there may be several who had never thought any such thing but now can’t get the idea out of their heads.
I’m sure that’s factually correct. The voiceover does not claim the chickens are free range and they aren’t. The cash value of the antibiotic-infused breast of a captive chicken is almost certainly so low that there’s really no need to start the fiddly business of harvesting whatever those creatures’ tortured existences have left of their beaks and feet, and then grinding them to the point where they could pass relatively safely through a human. So I don’t dispute the claim for an instant.
Nevertheless, at the end of the ad, three words are left echoing round your head: McNuggets, beaks and feet. Over those 40 seconds, the two concepts – “McNuggets” and “beaks and feet” – are inextricably joined in the mind, as if by some psychological welder.
This is such a peachy example of extreme foolishness I barely know where to start. How certain must the advertisers have been that everyone thought McNuggets were 100% beaks and feet, that they felt they had nothing to lose by addressing the issue head on? “I know what you’re all thinking – they’re just beaks and feet! But let me tell you, you’re wrong!” But what if that’s not what everyone was thinking? For every customer whose suspicions are allayed, there may be several who had never thought any such thing but now can’t get the idea out of their heads.
― the pinefox, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 13:42 (six years ago) link
https://vimeo.com/190883794
― the pinefox, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 13:46 (six years ago) link
There's a Specsavers ad on the radio here right now that works like that. "There are a lot of myths and misconceptions about our eye care, that we'll gladly explain why they're just myths on our website", something like that. Every time it comes on I'm like: "*Why* are there myths about your eye care? And what are they? Must be something to it then, surely, where there's smoke etc". It's dumb.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 13:47 (six years ago) link
haha yeah we've talked about this before, in reference to a mcdonald's person-on-the-street ad with people shocked to learn the gourmet food truck they just sampled was actually mcdonald's. maybe on the food laboratory thread?
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 13:54 (six years ago) link
In terms of communications best practices, I think McDonald's is in a slightly different position than most other entities. They have thousands of ads and brand placements and their logo is on everything and in the developed world there is a restaurant approximately every fifteen feet.
99.9% of those are uniformly upbeat and positive messages about how much people love them.
As such, they can probably afford to have one (1) commercial that runs the risk of reinforcing a negative perception by attempting to debunk it. Like Coca-Cola, they're so dominant in their industry that they have some latitude to make a mistake every now and then.
There is a problematic Sarah Silverman bit where she says (paraphrasing here) not to tell girls "you can do anything!"
Because (so the argument goes) until you tell them that, it wouldn't occur to them that they couldn't, and telling them that merely introduces doubt (which wouldn't be there otherwise). Silverman goes on to say that it's like if someone said "I'm totally not going to read your diary when you're in the shower," you would start to wonder why. You'd assume that they were going to read your diary when you were in the shower.
She's wrong, btw (for two reasons: first, girls will always pick up limiting messages from somewhere, and secondly it's not at all comparable to the shower thing), but the idea is out there as a thing.
― I'm walking on Sondheim (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 13:56 (six years ago) link
It's always a self own when marketers feel like they need to directly address negative perceptions.
― Evan, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 13:57 (six years ago) link
On a second date, this girl was sorta gazing at my face, and I asked "What? What do you see?"
And she goes, "Just thinking how your nose really isn't that big."
― pplains, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 13:57 (six years ago) link
The kids aren't terrorists. My nose may be a little large. Same sort of deal, though.
― pplains, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 13:58 (six years ago) link
And yet the universal PR advice to celebrity, political, and business scandal is "get out in front of it."
― I'm walking on Sondheim (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 13:59 (six years ago) link
Lidl had a thing where they started with tweets of ppl saying shit like "no way is lidl beef from actual Scottish stock" and then they would send that person to their farm, or "lidl wine tastes like balls" and they'd send them to a vineyard in France. It always felt like the naysayer was going to be discreetly slaughtered offscreen.
― Daniel_Rf, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 13:59 (six years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/5NfP1Ts.jpg
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 14:06 (six years ago) link
context is important, and these signs date back to fall of 2016. people who weren't used to speaking up, who weren't used to making their voices heard, who believed in keeping "politics" out of the classroom, suddenly felt compelled to disagree. and we can argue about how they did that, but i'm glad they did.
― ziggy the ginhead (rushomancy), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 14:10 (six years ago) link
I'm not speaking as a member of any of these groups, but the cumulative effect of all of the signs together might mitigate the risk of perpetuating (by denial) the individual associations in a way that would make a student uncomfortable. The total intent is more clearly to make a welcoming environment for everyone.
― jmm, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 14:23 (six years ago) link
Why would being sent to a vineyard change yr opinion that lidl wine tastes like baws?
― But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 14:28 (six years ago) link
also the woman clearly knows fuck all about wine and come the fuck on it's not real they're all actors it's just marketing take off nuke the planet from orbit it's the only way to be sure
― "oh no my cheds" man had dark to black packet (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 16:00 (six years ago) link
Well yeah, of course it's fake. Also for those who do buy into it doesn't it translate as an incentive to go talk shit about Lidl products online on the off chance you'll get a free trip out of it?
― Daniel_Rf, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 17:35 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/27973761_1831375846873431_6424019473739017224_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=92ca383cde8cd0820d334dec6dc1d931&oe=5B11A694
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 18:27 (six years ago) link
jesus...
― scott seward, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 18:28 (six years ago) link
its good to have goals i guess...
― scott seward, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 18:29 (six years ago) link
I want to be that old lady
― "oh no my cheds" man had dark to black packet (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 18:32 (six years ago) link
"the corner of the countryside"
― omar little, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 18:32 (six years ago) link
i AM a fan of funky ornaments...
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/51/0f/fd/510ffd621d07d3c1a8112e653a10ac74--george-clinton-clinton-njie.jpg
― scott seward, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 18:33 (six years ago) link
i think i bought some healing crystals from that lady in Ashland Oregon.
― omar little, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 18:34 (six years ago) link
Go back and become her
― Evan, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 18:35 (six years ago) link
― scrüt (wins), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 18:40 (six years ago) link
roses are reddumb rhymes
stop it
― marcos, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 18:41 (six years ago) link
https://www.facebook.com/AtHomeWithAmySedaris/videos/404628113286898/
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 18:42 (six years ago) link
The lady in the countryside? The wind chimes will be made from her bones after she's eaten by all the animals
― I'm walking on Sondheim (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 18:51 (six years ago) link
i actually read this because someone posted it on facebook. so it belongs here. true life hermit comic.
https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/the-cavedwelling-hermitess-of-colonial-america
― scott seward, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 18:55 (six years ago) link
as i read it, the american podcasting voice takes over in my head
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 19:27 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/21558622_1509916755769482_9123308585844616861_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=91a9a7967235ed2e4ec7ebac2e154e03&oe=5B210AFB
― omar little, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 23:10 (six years ago) link
Author Unknown
https://i.imgur.com/SYLzfgy.jpg
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 23:12 (six years ago) link
I remember when we all had one ego, in the singular
― Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 23:37 (six years ago) link
I remember eating gruel and getting beaten. Life was simpler then.
― nickn, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 23:39 (six years ago) link
that right there is the pure distilled essence
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 23:42 (six years ago) link
How the hell’d anorexia end up in thereAlso fuck these people in their antediluvian ear holes
― direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 23:48 (six years ago) link
What is it about tedious miserable dipshits that makes them so nostalgic for corporal punishment
― direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 23:49 (six years ago) link
I remember the Comic; Sans of my youth
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 15 February 2018 00:41 (six years ago) link
And not from a freezer; or shop.
― the pinefox, Thursday, 15 February 2018 08:15 (six years ago) link
Shops didn't exist prior to 1996, its true
― But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 15 February 2018 08:23 (six years ago) link
We didn't have ill people, they b all dead.
― Mark G, Thursday, 15 February 2018 09:16 (six years ago) link
no anorexia cos nobody cared about no crazy bitches who didn't eat lol, long as they could still cook
― But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 15 February 2018 10:22 (six years ago) link
^ uh, irony there
― But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 15 February 2018 10:23 (six years ago) link
cinema was famously free on Saturdays
― kinder, Thursday, 15 February 2018 13:38 (six years ago) link
dinner came hot from the oven, not from a freezer
does the writer think that people just suck on frozen meals like they're fucking ice lollies instead of, y'know, cooking them in the oven
― albondigas con gas (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 15 February 2018 13:48 (six years ago) link
it's not the same if you can't taste an hour's worth of unpaid female labour in every bite
― "oh no my cheds" man had dark to black packet (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 15 February 2018 13:50 (six years ago) link
no you don't understand unpaid female labour is the name of my dog
― albondigas con gas (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 15 February 2018 13:52 (six years ago) link
to be fair, sometimes facebook can really deliver the goods:
https://scontent.fbed1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/11002615_10101573614770342_7901511622626986622_n.jpg?oh=66b51702e4743d335819f07f60990011&oe=5B0EE270
― scott seward, Thursday, 15 February 2018 16:51 (six years ago) link
On the weird detail front, not refrigerating your cheese kind of stands out. And hell, if you want to keep your cheese on the counter you're welcome to, I won't rat you out to the cheese police.
― nickn, Thursday, 15 February 2018 18:01 (six years ago) link
http://i65.tinypic.com/2pref76.jpg
― sleepingbag, Thursday, 15 February 2018 20:44 (six years ago) link
^ eh, as a parody, it's pretty passable. at least it doesn't misplace the punchline.
― A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 15 February 2018 20:48 (six years ago) link
ok i love that
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 16 February 2018 08:59 (six years ago) link
i laughed at that britney thing.
this i did not laugh at :
https://www.wired.com/story/inside-facebook-mark-zuckerberg-2-years-of-hell/
a very interesting deep dive read.
― mark e, Friday, 16 February 2018 10:33 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lax3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/27973309_785827021623335_731319092936336591_n.png?oh=9a15c4b9c7d29256d14c45ea7e7e7155&oe=5B07B4DF
― omar little, Friday, 16 February 2018 16:42 (six years ago) link
i'm more annoyed about the car on the street PARKED THE WRONG WAY
― omar little, Friday, 16 February 2018 16:44 (six years ago) link
clearly they need to build a wall imo
― gr8080, Friday, 16 February 2018 17:17 (six years ago) link
or two walls, rather
it looks like gun control stops 5 out of every 7 murderous triangles tho, it's a start
― omar little, Friday, 16 February 2018 18:53 (six years ago) link
im 2 dumb to understand the gun control one
― niels, Friday, 16 February 2018 18:54 (six years ago) link
no you're not, you probably just missed the gate (i did too at first.)
― omar little, Friday, 16 February 2018 18:57 (six years ago) link
aah ok
I guess gun control doesn't work then
― niels, Friday, 16 February 2018 19:08 (six years ago) link
hmm as if rules mean nothing without meaningful enforcementnever mind, I’m thinking too hard
― mh, Friday, 16 February 2018 19:42 (six years ago) link
It's not an analogy, it works exactly like this.
― jmm, Friday, 16 February 2018 19:50 (six years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/Te7BCdk.jpg
be on the look out for teens leaving IEDs in your yard. btw if you want to make one yourself, here's how
― frogbs, Sunday, 18 February 2018 16:30 (six years ago) link
Drano you say
― direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Sunday, 18 February 2018 16:33 (six years ago) link
Boiling hot water. Safely contained in a little plastic bottle.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 18 February 2018 16:38 (six years ago) link
No fingers left.
― direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Sunday, 18 February 2018 16:46 (six years ago) link
well 5 minutes ago i didn't know i could make a drano bomb. cheers Facebook!
― Big Ched aka The Cheesedriver (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 18 February 2018 16:47 (six years ago) link
Teens man, first it was jäger bombs now it's drano bombs I can't keep up with all these funny new words!
― scrüt (wins), Sunday, 18 February 2018 16:54 (six years ago) link
weird how the makers of neither drano nor tin foil have gotten in any boiling hot water for all the sinks, kitchens and houses blown to bits, in what must be a very commonplace accident
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 18 February 2018 18:06 (six years ago) link
i think the real trick is to wait until someone picks up the drano bomb and then throw toilet paper at them
― i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Sunday, 18 February 2018 18:15 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lax3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/fr/cp0/e15/q65/27912849_2022576487753900_4892370308163534121_o.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=54ce1d6d8ab7eaa46e40009612f1e2ee&oe=5B0701A1
― omar little, Sunday, 18 February 2018 18:20 (six years ago) link
🤔
― omar little, Sunday, 18 February 2018 18:23 (six years ago) link
I mean, yes, both those things.
― direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Sunday, 18 February 2018 18:57 (six years ago) link
omar, you may like some of the content on this twitter account:https://twitter.com/ButNoPotato/
― mh, Sunday, 18 February 2018 19:07 (six years ago) link
Those drano bombs have been around for yonks: https://www.snopes.com/crime/warnings/bottlebomb.asp
― Eyeball Kicks, Monday, 19 February 2018 15:34 (six years ago) link
Forgot to say, that's a rare True for that one. Watch out!
― Eyeball Kicks, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 00:16 (six years ago) link
the IRA’s warning to thatcher after they narrowly failed to kill her in the brighton bombing has somehow leaked into inspirational american facebook as a thatcher quote pic.twitter.com/VOEZvLqJWf— bgreysk (@bgreysk) February 17, 2018
― j., Tuesday, 20 February 2018 02:16 (six years ago) link
peak artist thing
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 15:08 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lax3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/26172691_1776033742699591_8872384750729828252_o.jpg?oh=4afa0b150a329d93a7bf5a9928a64031&oe=5B4C2775
― omar little, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 18:35 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-BoqE0lY5s
― gr8080, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 18:38 (six years ago) link
if you ask me to keep it going it dies right there
― omar little, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 18:39 (six years ago) link
messenger hardman
― Daniel_Rf, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 12:49 (six years ago) link
What, is that about forwarding? Are people forwarding useless bullshit in messenger now or something?
― how's life, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 13:28 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lax3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14034825_1814699612074923_5324398950932043525_n.png?oh=7b4c8694fda06bb00cd466230201363a&oe=5B0CF1E6
― omar little, Thursday, 22 February 2018 17:20 (six years ago) link
11. Avoid the temptation to kill those you're close to. If you don't know your victim, it's easier to get away with it.
― omar little, Thursday, 22 February 2018 17:22 (six years ago) link
lmao at that thing abruptly turning from "I am very smart and have no patience for your stupidity" to "I am actually an alcoholic"/Hallmark Humor card land
― frogbs, Thursday, 22 February 2018 17:24 (six years ago) link
Possibly one of the best ones on this thread..
― Mark G, Thursday, 22 February 2018 17:30 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/28166441_2026307467581048_2826386418698674966_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=2b2babef7d5f3eb443bac766a756f347&oe=5B07E0E7
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Thursday, 22 February 2018 18:30 (six years ago) link
― Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Thursday, 22 February 2018 18:32 (six years ago) link
‘EAT THE DELICIOUS FOOD’, urges sir anthony hopkins in an emotional facebook plea
― NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 February 2018 18:33 (six years ago) link
None of us is getting out of here alive, so what's wrong with a little cannibalism?
― Moodles, Thursday, 22 February 2018 18:33 (six years ago) link
None of us is getting out of here alive, especially YOU! [lunges forward]
― nickn, Thursday, 22 February 2018 19:53 (six years ago) link
i love the near-subliminal watermark on the getting older list
― i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Thursday, 22 February 2018 21:41 (six years ago) link
https://i.redditmedia.com/hLm03Y_9oquYmXECKFj3irmKPGUoz10xhYg1xVtVbOI.jpg?w=571&s=5a62787484ff8b5536791c83cb2340d1
― louise ck (milo z), Saturday, 24 February 2018 00:14 (six years ago) link
The reference to Hunger Games and Katniss is appropriate enough to fighting back against a violent dystopian society. But, Harry Potter?
― A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 24 February 2018 00:30 (six years ago) link
that is basically this https://img.fireden.net/v/image/1447/98/1447980670335.png
― NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 24 February 2018 00:31 (six years ago) link
"laughing at us about how pathetic we used to be" is a nice touch.
― A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 24 February 2018 00:37 (six years ago) link
http://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16864642_1846156068996475_6015624925807822650_n.jpg?oh=bcc3d6fb711971d986ab9fb4f8bfd7fa&oe=5B156955
― mirostones, Saturday, 24 February 2018 10:34 (six years ago) link
ain't it the truth!!!!!
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 24 February 2018 10:45 (six years ago) link
free book which is probably some bible tract
― smashong pumpgong (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 24 February 2018 10:46 (six years ago) link
No, it's probably Windows 95 For Dummies.
There is a poem by Mona Van Duyn about a voracious and scholarly reader who imagines herself captured and placed in an alien zoo. The one book they toss in her habitat is Build Your Own Bicycle.
Our library's "free" pile is inevitably half made up of outmoded tech and business books. But, y'know, "books," so they're sacred objects that the good people of my town can't bring themselves to throw away.
― this machine slightly inconveniences fascists (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 24 February 2018 11:49 (six years ago) link
http://www.lovablequote.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/i-like-you-alot-like-insanely-a-lot-cute-lovable-quote.jpg
― the pinefox, Monday, 26 February 2018 16:25 (six years ago) link
I don't love you. And I am insane.
― A is for (Aimless), Monday, 26 February 2018 16:35 (six years ago) link
https://pics.me.me/a-man-bought-a-lie-detector-robot-that-slaps-people-13529405.png
― omar little, Thursday, 1 March 2018 19:38 (six years ago) link
Before I post the one I came here to post, I just want to register my dislike of that one.
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Friday, 2 March 2018 20:02 (six years ago) link
Anyway, here's one of a kind we might not have had much before? Posts from the official facebook page of a company/product
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/fr/cp0/e15/q65/28336346_1276038882532984_3591664281516606338_o.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=e72f7d07ced22d3230aa1e63e57ff6f3&oe=5B404D80
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Friday, 2 March 2018 20:03 (six years ago) link
There is a pretty good Facebook page which collects these - https://www.facebook.com/corporatebollocks/
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 2 March 2018 21:06 (six years ago) link
xxxp new display name, thx
― (robot gives mum a hot dirty slap) (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 3 March 2018 01:39 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/fr/cp0/e15/q65/28423007_413019945808241_7466052459032963274_o.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=e74e22b0470f0caa8b7da9765ae53d23&oe=5B10F104
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 4 March 2018 19:59 (six years ago) link
All cats are beautiful
― direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Sunday, 4 March 2018 20:06 (six years ago) link
Needs to go another level and add a Brazzers logo in the corner
― louise ck (milo z), Sunday, 4 March 2018 20:08 (six years ago) link
i saw that one today and nearly shared it here too
maybe a comment about him shooting the dog because it's black
― Under the influence of the Ranters (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 4 March 2018 20:19 (six years ago) link
read that as 'white people are so quick' first off and i was like well, harsh but fair i guess
― bathed and ready for a snack (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 4 March 2018 20:32 (six years ago) link
are we calling any well-posed picture "beautiful" now
how our standards have fallen
― mh, Monday, 5 March 2018 14:45 (six years ago) link
it's "beautiful" because the original creator thinks fascists and their attack dogs are beautiful
― Under the influence of the Ranters (Noodle Vague), Monday, 5 March 2018 14:53 (six years ago) link
buncha idiots falling for almost one-year old fan art today suggesting Dexter is coming back for Season 9.
god I need to try elaborate FB swindles if it's this easy
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 03:11 (six years ago) link
why is sharing a post treated like an action only the brave and pure of heart dare to attempt?
― Right column Leftist (sunny successor), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 22:54 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/28783210_1724863134203715_3377374750650920578_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=8d6c499d4752c36e3b11ac70923ad7ce&oe=5B4DDD36
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Thursday, 8 March 2018 12:08 (six years ago) link
I keep thinking "we have reached peak stupid" then something new comes along
― Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Thursday, 8 March 2018 12:10 (six years ago) link
^^^ trenchant social commentary
― Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Thursday, 8 March 2018 12:11 (six years ago) link
i bet the rich guy gets cold outdoors tho
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 8 March 2018 13:54 (six years ago) link
rich guy never has to go outdoors because he is rich
― Finnegans woke (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 8 March 2018 14:09 (six years ago) link
i'm the chad on the left(am I using "chad" right?)
― mh, Thursday, 8 March 2018 14:19 (six years ago) link
Poor people and their $6,000 iphones!
― Evan, Thursday, 8 March 2018 15:17 (six years ago) link
Rich guy spent all his money having his hand poorly reattached.
― Right column Leftist (sunny successor), Thursday, 8 March 2018 18:17 (six years ago) link
"Who is truly rich? He that has a mouth"
― while my dirk gently weeps (symsymsym), Thursday, 8 March 2018 19:02 (six years ago) link
is it possible to buy 400$ cargo pants?
― while my dirk gently weeps (symsymsym), Thursday, 8 March 2018 19:03 (six years ago) link
buy $200 cargo pants and keep $200 in the pockets
― Finnegans woke (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 8 March 2018 19:04 (six years ago) link
morelike wells fargo pants
― burzum buddies (brownie), Thursday, 8 March 2018 19:09 (six years ago) link
With that one it's almost cute? Like whoever put it together thinks they know exactly what's going on with this rich/poor thing
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Thursday, 8 March 2018 20:04 (six years ago) link
More like they know the price of nothing and the value of nothing
― scotti pruitti (wins), Thursday, 8 March 2018 20:13 (six years ago) link
― louise ck (milo z), Sunday, March 4, 2018 3:08 PM (four days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― marcos, Thursday, 8 March 2018 20:18 (six years ago) link
http://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/28951298_1574888499276052_2249181060532782957_n.jpg?oh=35ffc6ad805f8005fd9f56804365b047&oe=5B48B5BA
You know when you see something like this that the person who posted it values the exact opposite of all the things that you think are good and important.
― mirostones, Saturday, 10 March 2018 14:49 (six years ago) link
Yay Corbyn brought coffee!
― Daniel_Rf, Saturday, 10 March 2018 17:00 (six years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DJDCFmtXoAEtDga.jpg
― groovypanda, Saturday, 10 March 2018 21:13 (six years ago) link
L-R: Professor Bunsen Honeydew, Beaker
― Finnegans woke (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 March 2018 21:14 (six years ago) link
LONDON, March 10 2018: (l-r) nigel farage and jacob rees-mogg share a joke over mugs of steaming hot piss
― I’m 16 and a member of UKIP’s youth wing, young independence (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 10 March 2018 21:21 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/29104359_10160063864585564_964021764822663168_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=d8a9f1860f593abb603053b95ed76b21&oe=5B46C21E
Somewhat undermined by the garden and house in this case being very obviously cgi
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 12 March 2018 21:30 (six years ago) link
the bottom of a garden
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 00:03 (six years ago) link
suddenly the single-tiered gardens of my past seem so plain
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 00:04 (six years ago) link
pretty rich coming from a guy who thinks mice are in charge
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 00:11 (six years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/7vahqvj.png
agree w/the sentiment but let's be real that is not a picture of 2008 Hannity
― had (crüt), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 15:14 (six years ago) link
(agree w/the sentiment of the meme not w/hannity obv)
― had (crüt), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 15:15 (six years ago) link
is that my man hannity??
― NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 15:21 (six years ago) link
conservatism is a hell of a drug
― frogbs, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 15:22 (six years ago) link
i've decided to only take advice on how to deal with depression from sylvia plath
https://i.imgur.com/1m24Dep.jpg
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 16:59 (six years ago) link
That's a "do as I say, not as I do" situation there.
― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 17:46 (six years ago) link
wait why do you need to leave yr room if it's not a prison IDGI
― motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 18:02 (six years ago) link
I ask this as someone who for a few weeks several years ago slept alone in her old bedroom
― motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 18:03 (six years ago) link
I've said this before but my niece has an inspirational Rachel Platten quote on her wall that says "nothing ever happens if you stay in your room." My wife took one look at it and said "Fuck yeah, that sounds nice!"
― I leprecan't even. (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 20:22 (six years ago) link
― valorous wokelord (silby), Thursday, 15 March 2018 01:02 (six years ago) link
Why would anyone want things to happen
in prison they never order you to do anything
― Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 15 March 2018 13:47 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/28661103_859949137545180_14779416257232896_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=ec92e69cf0d529c4212efbe5bbb40608&oe=5B477377
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Thursday, 15 March 2018 22:36 (six years ago) link
kinda weird of mrs thompson to type her response in a handwriting font on lined paper
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 15 March 2018 23:04 (six years ago) link
kind of weird for mrs thompson to type her response in a custom handwritten font, too
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 15 March 2018 23:12 (six years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/LozCkBI.jpg
mrs thompson is up to something. if she's covering her tracks here...what else is she lying about?
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 15 March 2018 23:18 (six years ago) link
oh duh, dr casino already mentioned that exact thing. my observational skills are absolutely in the toilet these days. still, fuck mrs thompson tho
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 15 March 2018 23:19 (six years ago) link
lol i was gonna sayalso fuck this basic ass humor, omgggggg the teacher will think the mom is a stripperrrrr!!!!!!!!!!! lol lol lolalso like even if you MUST do that joke the obvious way is to have a series of ""kid's drawings"" of parents' jobs and each one looks like it might be something untoward and then you scroll to the caption and find out the innocuous thing it is. having to read fake mrs thompson's whole stupid fake letter adds nothing, barf.
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 16 March 2018 01:05 (six years ago) link
i actually saw that get shared on my real FB timeline, but i am a teacher and have a lot of teacher friends
― NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Friday, 16 March 2018 01:07 (six years ago) link
It doesn't need to be genuine, it's funny anyway.
― Mark G, Friday, 16 March 2018 07:48 (six years ago) link
Having said that, the caption on the picture doesn't go, either way.
― Mark G, Friday, 16 March 2018 07:49 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/28685455_1678081995615801_3981489527109166439_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=a0dd810f9306abb6c5eb34668e322acc&oe=5B4533DE
or maybe your eyes rolled all the way back into your skull after reading a stupid fb image macro
― map, Saturday, 17 March 2018 02:04 (six years ago) link
https://s10.postimg.org/m9juxhu55/DYg_LX7l_X4_Ao_QIVg.jpg
― groovypanda, Monday, 19 March 2018 13:15 (six years ago) link
wow there's a lot going on in there huh
― in conclusion, it is good to peel the sheeps (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 19 March 2018 13:17 (six years ago) link
of all the nutbar conspiracy theories chemtrails is definitely the dumbest
― in conclusion, it is good to peel the sheeps (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 19 March 2018 13:18 (six years ago) link
Why is there a Barefoot Is Legal web site?Most people in the Western world believe there are laws regarding driving a car, going into a store, or eating in public barefoot. There is a social stigma with being seen without shoes on. We at the Barefoot Is Legal (BIL) hope to change that.What is the goal and Mission statement?The Barefoot Is Legal group is about making the barefoot lifestyle more mainstream. This will be done by sharing with the public that going barefoot while driving, going into a store, or eating in public is not a crime. The group will also share with businesses that allowing their office employees to wear open shoes and even going barefoot within their working area is healthy. Businesses will even be able to save a little bit on health care costs by not mandating closed shoes with heels. Stores and businesses are losing money based on sending people away over footwear. We want to educate people that being healthy should be accepted and embraced.How will the BIL be set up?The BIL will be set up as a Private Club, similar to an Elks Lodge or other membershipsHow can I Join?Check back soon!
What is the goal and Mission statement?The Barefoot Is Legal group is about making the barefoot lifestyle more mainstream. This will be done by sharing with the public that going barefoot while driving, going into a store, or eating in public is not a crime. The group will also share with businesses that allowing their office employees to wear open shoes and even going barefoot within their working area is healthy. Businesses will even be able to save a little bit on health care costs by not mandating closed shoes with heels. Stores and businesses are losing money based on sending people away over footwear. We want to educate people that being healthy should be accepted and embraced.
How will the BIL be set up?The BIL will be set up as a Private Club, similar to an Elks Lodge or other memberships
How can I Join?Check back soon!
just a private club for people who love being barefoot, def no funny business involved, officer
― in conclusion, it is good to peel the sheeps (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 19 March 2018 13:19 (six years ago) link
https://www.crowdfunder.co.uk/driving-to-dundee-in-my-bare-feet/?unfortunately this project was unsuccessful.
― kinder, Monday, 19 March 2018 14:27 (six years ago) link
#FreeTheFoot
― The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 20:51 (six years ago) link
#ThrowYourFootAwayyy
― Mark G, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 21:06 (six years ago) link
I lolled at this one.
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=2246378835376053&set=a.259206554093301.83866.100000118760722&type=3
It works on a level beyond the intended “men aren’t men anymore” message imo.
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Wednesday, 21 March 2018 04:07 (six years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DSpeWYRU8AADYGt.jpg
― jmm, Wednesday, 21 March 2018 04:21 (six years ago) link
I don't want to spam the thread with stuff from @BarefootIsLegal, but uh https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DLOr2osUMAEx5Mw.jpg
― jmm, Wednesday, 21 March 2018 04:36 (six years ago) link
Whenever I see those "hippie feet" in a logo or painted on something, I know I am in for a tiresome time.
― startled macropod (MatthewK), Wednesday, 21 March 2018 04:41 (six years ago) link
requesting more info on the person who posted the chemtrails/barefoot thing
― sleepingbag, Wednesday, 21 March 2018 06:26 (six years ago) link
I've driven barefoot before and I don't recommend it. Those pedals were made for footwear.
― silverfish, Wednesday, 21 March 2018 14:27 (six years ago) link
I drove naked once (once). Agreed.
― I leprecan't even. (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 21 March 2018 14:46 (six years ago) link
Yeah, I wore unsuitable shoes for driving one time and had to take them off. Driving without shoes was really uncomfortable and unpleasant. Also of course nobody can see your feet when you drive. Have they even remotely thought this through?
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 21 March 2018 14:51 (six years ago) link
https://pics.me.me/mesmerizing-quotes-shakespeare-said-i-always-feel-happy-you-know-27831056.png
― chinavision!, Wednesday, 21 March 2018 16:39 (six years ago) link
mesmerizing
― while my dirk gently weeps (symsymsym), Wednesday, 21 March 2018 16:42 (six years ago) link
That's not iambic pentameter
― Cambridge Metallica (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 21 March 2018 16:46 (six years ago) link
There's a sofa advert on at the moment where Owen Wilson makes up some bullshit Shakespeare quote and I can't work out if it's supposed to be ironic or if the writer was an idiot or if the writer assumes the viewers are idiots
― Cambridge Metallica (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 21 March 2018 16:48 (six years ago) link
straight lolling at these, good work thread
― niels, Wednesday, 21 March 2018 18:29 (six years ago) link
Before you love, hurl. If you blow chunks & she comes back, she’s yours.
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 March 2018 02:38 (six years ago) link
p sure that quote is Christopher Marlowe or Bob Marley
― startled macropod (MatthewK), Thursday, 22 March 2018 03:18 (six years ago) link
Che Guevara, right?
― niels, Thursday, 22 March 2018 07:20 (six years ago) link
- Bobson Dugnutt
― Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Thursday, 22 March 2018 09:13 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-ort2-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/28795164_10155735279440376_2022689799967401603_n.jpg?oh=cba81f519cf83bf4be52aa900620a44b&oe=5B39FF07
I regret to inform you that the gangs and criminals are at it again
― frogbs, Thursday, 22 March 2018 13:18 (six years ago) link
when u get out of ur car you will become an unwilling participant in a new form of criminal endeavour called 'the knockout game'
pls liek adn share
― playing in his high school band “The Velvet Pickle” (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 March 2018 13:23 (six years ago) link
Thanks to frogbs for not being selfish. Our vision will maintain high percentage as a result.
― jmm, Thursday, 22 March 2018 13:24 (six years ago) link
When you go outside to find that someone has toiled papered your tree, do not climb tree to remove toilet paper. Snipers are waiting in the hedges.
― motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 22 March 2018 13:32 (six years ago) link
Official msg from police
― Google lobster hierarchies (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 22 March 2018 13:43 (six years ago) link
there is a sickness out there, lurking in the heart of the sharers
― Cambridge Metallica (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 22 March 2018 13:51 (six years ago) link
A spectre is haunting europe. The spectre of rainbow parties
― Google lobster hierarchies (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 22 March 2018 17:23 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lax3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/28277193_1748820691897219_3476090436404994424_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&_nc_eui2=v1%3AAeHJ109YpnFaCyajUvuzsZx4ijHRTcjrDXIiCepYUy4QKNk2wJB-t0LhcHOuJ-ssSRKH0vnQQA0G7lOHUrF6TEBfpyONOJk_E7ve5tlu4U-pSA&oh=771ceeeb7c8623e4136ab971200ce611&oe=5B424B02
― omar little, Thursday, 22 March 2018 17:46 (six years ago) link
Brown Eyed People Eater by Sheb Morrison
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 March 2018 17:59 (six years ago) link
- Van Morrison
― nickn, Thursday, 22 March 2018 18:02 (six years ago) link
Share If You Have A Brown eye
― Google lobster hierarchies (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 22 March 2018 18:03 (six years ago) link
in the coffee shop, the mememaker realizes they have the ultimate shareable image - there are literally billions of people with brown eyes. this is going to be huuuuuuuuuge
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 22 March 2018 18:12 (six years ago) link
nippled people are quite a force to be reckoned with. they are straight shooters and honest to the point to be intimidating by those who arent used to such open honesty! nippled people are faithful friend, but only allow a few lucky people in their circle. nippled people are not pretenders, they exemplify the saying "What you see is what you get". Share if you have nipples.
― Evan, Thursday, 22 March 2018 18:26 (six years ago) link
hang on, shots fired
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/8d/90/c4/8d90c449ac95db6434f7cdae04fd966c.jpg
― omar little, Thursday, 22 March 2018 18:40 (six years ago) link
As a brown eyed person I can confirm that I'm content with achieving your baseline pleasure standards at best.
― Evan, Thursday, 22 March 2018 18:44 (six years ago) link
the subtext of that is clearly referencing the fact that there is no such thing as blue eyes
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 22 March 2018 18:49 (six years ago) link
steve_bannon.jpg
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 22 March 2018 18:58 (six years ago) link
my mum posted this https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/28577607_1556509254398155_8150854248469364736_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=a34f5c7e7e2d05f5821f3d55bf29c198&oe=5B3DEFE2
― playing in his high school band “The Velvet Pickle” (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 March 2018 19:48 (six years ago) link
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 22 March 2018 19:52 (six years ago) link
I knew you got your fb posting habits somewhere
― mh, Thursday, 22 March 2018 20:04 (six years ago) link
blocked
― playing in his high school band “The Velvet Pickle” (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 March 2018 22:57 (six years ago) link
i wish there was a chrome extension that blocked FB posts with screenshot blocks of text
― NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Friday, 23 March 2018 03:34 (six years ago) link
i don't know why this was such a brain teaser to me when i saw it today on FB but it really was.
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/6e/84/9e/6e849eb06ed8f1ac10bb3a2eba2ad1ad.png
― scott seward, Friday, 23 March 2018 19:24 (six years ago) link
i'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
― The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 23 March 2018 20:49 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/fr/cp0/e15/q65/28953884_10156134885856704_7380798716424110384_o.jpg?_nc_cat=0&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=f82e734feddd4256c6e54d72fe0b9e94&oe=5B2B8445
― plums (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 24 March 2018 14:40 (six years ago) link
And if you do, fill up their food bowl and bring the trash to curb if you could? I'll be downstairs playing League of Legends DO NOT DISTURB thanks.
― Evan, Saturday, 24 March 2018 15:00 (six years ago) link
that meme makes it sound like she actually doesn't know who her relatives are
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 24 March 2018 15:02 (six years ago) link
"hey if any of you is my father, please raise your hand. because I can't remember who you are and I want to tell little Ike who to expect socks from at Christmas"
The future is a cartoon avatar of ourselves passing along passive aggressive messages to relatives who sign into Facebook once a year.
― omar little, Saturday, 24 March 2018 15:03 (six years ago) link
when you're a cartoon they let you say it
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 24 March 2018 15:38 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/29541453_10216203705188111_8689052191993299293_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&_nc_eui2=v1%3AAeE-479KzS0Q51nWkb4Stdl33wycgxtm_2r-MtN8yOrwmICg4M9cDIeBkuP8Z1yYLgAcIODTfE36Ipz7VeZ0eh2BzMWRjw7B154AO7lc-5wUYg&oh=4ddc2431429d7e7f64035b7ec0444649&oe=5B73224B
― how's life, Wednesday, 28 March 2018 12:47 (six years ago) link
that was your first mistake you took your lucky break and broke it in two
― niels, Wednesday, 28 March 2018 12:51 (six years ago) link
just like other girls, i'm not like other girls
― stormzy daniels (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 13:30 (six years ago) link
That one sounds like something the girl from firestarter would say just before igniting you.
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 14:37 (six years ago) link
they all say that
― Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 22:33 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/fr/cp0/e15/q65/12493952_10153208792881218_4458112944814760863_o.jpg?_nc_cat=0&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&_nc_eui2=v1%3AAeE-b4ZV04wZVJ__VY3VjYbESfqej7mRe9Le1eDGT9GuG1oJl5IKOS8rgR-AECiH2e3JZ_66IlhfszAjQXPa9kpD41MUkBU-8ZHtIjzMH0oi4Q&oh=c783e2ff38042ae76bd097e9b5306e8d&oe=5B3D13F5
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Thursday, 29 March 2018 10:52 (six years ago) link
can't fuck w/ Aristotle
― niels, Thursday, 29 March 2018 10:54 (six years ago) link
not sure Aristotle had a word for workaholism, but he was the original centrist dad it's true
― bad left terf nut (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 March 2018 10:55 (six years ago) link
Indeed no greek word for "proper ambition"
https://larvalsubjects.files.wordpress.com/2017/10/table-of-virtues-and-vices.png
― niels, Thursday, 29 March 2018 10:57 (six years ago) link
xp as has been discussed on ilx previously, he was the og of mor
― ogmor, Thursday, 29 March 2018 11:43 (six years ago) link
dying @ shakespeare
― had (crüt), Friday, 30 March 2018 13:51 (six years ago) link
I made thishttps://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/30624485_10160139487670304_5220650349698383150_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=6c247e086a5e2b657889de35572aab41&oe=5B688B70
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Thursday, 12 April 2018 15:02 (six years ago) link
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 12 April 2018 15:04 (six years ago) link
when everyone leaves facebook it's going to be nothing but people posting that kind of shit back and forth, along with very confused parents and aunts and uncles trying to contact their relatives who no longer log in
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 12 April 2018 15:06 (six years ago) link
my wall pretty much is! or replace the politics with shit about Hogwarts. My "unfollow" feed has grown to where like the same ten people who actually post interesting shit show up on my wall.
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 12 April 2018 15:06 (six years ago) link
That reminds me of one of the Thundercats outtakes.
― how's life, Thursday, 12 April 2018 15:10 (six years ago) link
lol @ democarts
― marcos, Thursday, 12 April 2018 15:14 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/30698468_680826472092351_4160161170365349888_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=fa581e2e868b0b551e9d817ab63f2819&oe=5B67D6F7
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 15 April 2018 18:10 (six years ago) link
social media really is a blessing or propagandists
― 21st savagery fox (m bison), Sunday, 15 April 2018 18:25 (six years ago) link
... And that cheerful, friendly, progressive leader's name? Bashir al Assad! And that, my friends, is the rest of the story.
― A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 15 April 2018 18:26 (six years ago) link
... you'd abort that child?
Well, my friend, you just killed the lion of damascus, bashar al-assad
― Google lobster hierarchies (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 15 April 2018 18:43 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/30725685_10160219787330564_6129464346289373184_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=0981b918ef57e7c99157c1d5a0ac6459&oe=5B5EE4CA
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 15 April 2018 19:36 (six years ago) link
reads like James
― you're my luger not my rifle (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 15 April 2018 19:56 (six years ago) link
He sure completed many novels! An inspiring achievement.
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 15 April 2018 20:03 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/fr/cp0/e15/q65/30051626_1883123288386541_578941714791162345_o.png.jpg?_nc_cat=0&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=66ec07a1f7e5f36ca21df17f52d6664e&oe=5B5BDB4A
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 15 April 2018 20:04 (six years ago) link
Jesus
― you're my luger not my rifle (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 15 April 2018 20:04 (six years ago) link
Good pick.
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Sunday, 15 April 2018 21:16 (six years ago) link
oh what a co-worker we have in jesus
― 21st savagery fox (m bison), Sunday, 15 April 2018 21:18 (six years ago) link
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c1/f0/b8/c1f0b87a690dae834ad74d876b99704b.jpg
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Sunday, 15 April 2018 22:04 (six years ago) link
Seems like if you keep your eyes on the goal and don't look for obstacles that might be in the way, you will end up with a bloody nose.
― fleetwood machiavellian (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 16 April 2018 02:55 (six years ago) link
Coworker hipster bro has dead, dead eyes. (I miss him.)
― startled macropod (MatthewK), Monday, 16 April 2018 05:17 (six years ago) link
Coworker hipster bro is dead man miss him miss him
― Google lobster hierarchies (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 16 April 2018 10:54 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lax3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16996494_1446962202004416_6743732438715857742_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=7344cc3f6b4f45c2acae433f2e259705&oe=5B5A6E59
― omar little, Wednesday, 18 April 2018 17:37 (six years ago) link
@dadinlaw this is why u shd stop riding a motorcycle and get a honda civic like a normal person
― 21st savagery fox (m bison), Thursday, 19 April 2018 03:04 (six years ago) link
Clearly not true though as anyone who's watched Mad Max can attest
― groovypanda, Thursday, 19 April 2018 10:07 (six years ago) link
no-one on the bikes tho so w/e
― Google lobster hierarchies (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 19 April 2018 10:22 (six years ago) link
unless you want to save life of a transformer lol
Shared without any trace of bitter irony by a facebook friend today
https://planetcaravan.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/15823510_10154494258923375_1593542726633550996_n.jpg
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 23 April 2018 15:07 (six years ago) link
https://local.theonion.com/local-dipshit-planning-on-fighting-trump-administration-1819580140
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 23 April 2018 15:08 (six years ago) link
Yes, one can imagine Trump quaking in his golden slippers at the thought of people starting punk bands.
Sixteen other GOP candidates couldn't stop him, the entire Democrat party couldn't stop him, the Clinton machine couldn't stop him, the leftist media couldn't stop him, and he's evaded the worst (!) legal and judicial witch hunt in history (IN HISTORY!!!!).
Thrashy power chords on a guitar, though? TRASHY CYMBALS? Motherfucker's gonna fold instantly when he hears my incisive lyrics.
― ad homineminem (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 23 April 2018 16:14 (six years ago) link
it says fight, not stop.
at any rate dropping out of establishment channels to start your own media seems like the way to go. or i guess you can fight by consuming media for and by millionaires.
― Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 23 April 2018 17:20 (six years ago) link
i guess we know who posted it
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Monday, 23 April 2018 18:49 (six years ago) link
Nah, you haven't met him.
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 23 April 2018 19:17 (six years ago) link
you never him
― mh, Monday, 23 April 2018 19:19 (six years ago) link
Joining a Punk band to fight Trump at this point gives me a war re-enactment society feel.
― Daniel_Rf, Tuesday, 24 April 2018 11:41 (six years ago) link
This machine does exactly nothing to fascists
― ad homineminem (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 24 April 2018 12:44 (six years ago) link
this machine is nostalgia for fascists
― songs by bands by Sondheim (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 24 April 2018 12:59 (six years ago) link
I put a "this machine kills fascists" sticker on my guitar case when I was a teenager and some people stopped me while walking down the street to ask how exactly does it do that.
― how's life, Tuesday, 24 April 2018 13:02 (six years ago) link
"This machine kills fascists"
"So much for the 'tolerant' left, typical just calling anyone you disagree with a fascist, aren't you more like the real fascist with your intolerance of different viewpoints and black people say it to each other all the time, rappers say it in their songs are you saying i can't say that word because i'm white what is that but blatant &c &c &c"
― Google lobster hierarchies (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 24 April 2018 13:05 (six years ago) link
that's when you hit them over the head with the guitar
― songs by bands by Sondheim (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 24 April 2018 13:06 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/31038173_970518059782136_7322084577210531840_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=84da572f1d7b5fb5d997e20ad15383e3&oe=5B540637
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Friday, 27 April 2018 19:32 (five years ago) link
Open windows for bees to fly home and stinkbugs to fly into your home.
― how's life, Friday, 27 April 2018 19:56 (five years ago) link
But mosquitos? Fuck those motherfuckers. Kill them with fire.
-Mahatma Gandhi
― deluded vinegar (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 27 April 2018 20:04 (five years ago) link
why do I hate those "funny retro posters" people hang on their walls
― niels, Saturday, 28 April 2018 18:45 (five years ago) link
Bless this mess.
― A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 28 April 2018 18:48 (five years ago) link
wait who has bees in their house ?!
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Saturday, 28 April 2018 23:11 (five years ago) link
free the bees
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 28 April 2018 23:36 (five years ago) link
I note that they haven't mentioned wasps
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 28 April 2018 23:40 (five years ago) link
they own the house iirc
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 28 April 2018 23:48 (five years ago) link
bees in the trap
― mh, Sunday, 29 April 2018 00:30 (five years ago) link
I have a friend with a mad father who has a whole nest of bees in his house, in one of the rooms he can no longer enter because it's full of the dead whitegoods he has collected.
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Wednesday, 2 May 2018 02:40 (five years ago) link
More of this shit? Come on!
I will never understand this.. I see grey and blue! My mom sees pink and white!
https://scontent.fphl2-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/31337839_1968664799830778_6733162174866259968_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=3555bf088c2f0c7da797ecf48b112847&oe=5B54AEDC
― how's life, Sunday, 6 May 2018 11:24 (five years ago) link
OK this shit depends on ones monitor or something right/ I see "shoe that looks vaguely teal but is clearly due to a bad scan so is prob white"
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 7 May 2018 03:39 (five years ago) link
(ie the blue/gold dress BS all over again oh wait that was yr point)
that's a pink shoe with white stripes but I have notably blah color perception
― mh, Monday, 7 May 2018 13:44 (five years ago) link
Haha, I know people were completely done with this the first time around, but I find this color perception stuff interesting. It looks grey with teal to me, and i just can't see it as pink at all.
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 7 May 2018 13:53 (five years ago) link
It’s just a bad photo of a shoe
― valorous wokelord (silby), Monday, 7 May 2018 14:00 (five years ago) link
reminds me of this dumb project some coworkers are trying to fix: a stationary camera takes pictures of a bunch of samples that have an image that's basically a QR code on the top. at some point, the image recognition got worse, so they're trying to fix it up by filtering/rotating/etc
every smartass is like "yeah, but my phone can scan those easily!" and you have to realize when scanning that kind of thing with a phone, you're moving a camera that's autofocusing around until it gets to a position where it gets it. you're doing the rotating/panning manually
so from a stationary image with blown-out (or in this case, what looks like florescent) lighting, some people will extrapolate based on light, some will pick up the color as captured, and there's just enough variation in color perception that you get another layer of vagueness on top
the only way to tell for sure is to mail me the shoe
― mh, Monday, 7 May 2018 14:04 (five years ago) link
in short, silby otm
grey and mint green
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 7 May 2018 14:49 (five years ago) link
Get ready for this one folks.
Ready?
Okay:
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/32105093_2067835886764251_2759063974220660736_o.jpg?_nc_cat=0&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=b6fce5dd38f7250698c270df4070c41b&oe=5B9C7C12
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 20:53 (five years ago) link
lmao i wasn’t ready
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 21:00 (five years ago) link
"we mate on the dating site"
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 22:03 (five years ago) link
My mind went instantly to the family members who would circulate that and find it a scream
― startled macropod (MatthewK), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 22:21 (five years ago) link
the family members who would circulate that are all over 50, right?
― A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 22:39 (five years ago) link
I’m really disappointed that “Viber” is not a teledildonics app
― valorous wokelord (silby), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 23:51 (five years ago) link
so strange to imagine what real life situation leads to someone identifying with that and reposting it. i'm assuming it comes down to a kid having met someone online, and maybe they also, unrelatedly, use twitter. the parents are obviously way more likely to spend their days on ebay.
― noel gallaghah's high flying burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 23:57 (five years ago) link
I feel like it’s from the forced, fake perspective of a parent created by a kid who feels their habits are judged
but they aren’t really like that at all
― mh, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 00:26 (five years ago) link
it’s created by a young man who yearns for an arranged marriage his parents are not competent enough to arrange, but wishes he could find love in a marketplace
― mh, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 00:28 (five years ago) link
Aimless, yes very much so, but that will also apply to me in two years' time
― startled macropod (MatthewK), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 00:49 (five years ago) link
But the age threshold for finding that hilarious will rise inexorably, ever out of reach beyond your fingertips, until you are elderly enough to find telemarketing calls a refreshing change in your daily routine.
― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 01:00 (five years ago) link
"Hey dad, fuck off and die, hope you enjoy the nursing home I'll be dumping you in as soon as possible."
― louise ck (milo z), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 01:56 (five years ago) link
The dad looks down on the daughter's internet use but still, we notice, texts
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Thursday, 10 May 2018 08:08 (five years ago) link
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/32293720_2119502228317671_3848486758178095104_n.png?_nc_cat=0&oh=592f7daa97232f5e8a0f8335587021a4&oe=5B9A86EF
― how's life, Thursday, 10 May 2018 11:42 (five years ago) link
Like kissing a hand. And putting a horse's head in someone's bed.
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 10 May 2018 11:45 (five years ago) link
is there anything stupider and more classless than decrying the decline of intelligence and class?
― hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 10 May 2018 12:09 (five years ago) link
i can't place exactly why but that stupid fucking meme has enraged me like few others have ever managed
― Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 10 May 2018 12:12 (five years ago) link
it's probably a combo of the infuriating vagueness of 'so many things' with the suggestion that enforced fealty to unelected power via intimidation, violence and fear is somehow compatible with morals, respect and intelligence
don corleone is a fucking monster u idiots
― Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 10 May 2018 12:14 (five years ago) link
latecapitalismsiren.wav
― Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 10 May 2018 12:16 (five years ago) link
he was always respectful to the guys he had wacked
― hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 10 May 2018 12:18 (five years ago) link
my main trigger is imagining the kind of clueless dipshit approvingly sharing these tho
― hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 10 May 2018 12:19 (five years ago) link
like it's not some scion of an ancient bloodline supping on his port and tsk-ing to himself as laments the tempura and the morays
― hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 10 May 2018 12:20 (five years ago) link
the content of the image and the content of the text are so flagrantly at odds with each other that i'd almost think it was a joke were it not for, y'know, having a facebook account and regularly seeing shit like this shared by my er less-contemplative acquaintances
― Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 10 May 2018 12:22 (five years ago) link
it's only like when fedoraboys approvingly share photos of Al Capone and stuff
― hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 10 May 2018 12:28 (five years ago) link
'he putsh one of yoursh in the hospital, you put one of hish on your newsh feed'
― Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 10 May 2018 12:30 (five years ago) link
my main trigger is imagining the kind of clueless dipshit approvingly sharing these tho― hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, May 10, 2018 8:19 AM (thirty-eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, May 10, 2018 8:19 AM (thirty-eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Mid-forties. Never left parents' home and has trouble staying at jobs for any period of time but has opinions about government assistance programs and whatever else comes down the pike from Fox News. Fortunately they quit sharing political stuff a while back for the most part. At the same time a sweet and fun person who I hate to drag too much, but not exactly the most self-aware.
― how's life, Thursday, 10 May 2018 13:06 (five years ago) link
Just want to point out that Don Corleone was very strictly against moving into the narcotics business. If that's not a clear sign of morality, respect, and intelligence, I don't know what is.
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 10 May 2018 13:36 (five years ago) link
it's a v unamerican shirking of entrepreneurial duty imo, shame on him for not moving with the demands of the market
― Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 10 May 2018 13:38 (five years ago) link
ultimately happy for black people to be peddled to iirc
― hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 10 May 2018 13:51 (five years ago) link
this is my favorite kind of political meme
https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/31697390_204691503593386_2698660795415265280_n.png?_nc_cat=0&oh=b6ecfd12e33f8395bd8bbd0672bac18e&oe=5B9410A5
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Thursday, 10 May 2018 14:20 (five years ago) link
My friend's widower dad posts these to facebook all day and gets like 0-3 likes for each one. It's pretty sad.
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Thursday, 10 May 2018 14:23 (five years ago) link
i think i was imagining more the m'lady massive than older people where i'd expect a higher percentage of yearning for a gentler, more bigoted past
― hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 10 May 2018 14:25 (five years ago) link
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/32087150_1002692863211200_1370522517965373440_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=ba3f6d7baf19a30b2dd9e3f90f596bc4&oe=5B93D25B
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Thursday, 17 May 2018 13:12 (five years ago) link
Men are stupid babies lol lol lol
― Right column Leftist (sunny successor), Thursday, 17 May 2018 18:07 (five years ago) link
the weirdly precise "16 accidents," gah
I have seen plenty of freaky shit but never crashed because of it
― an alfred hitchcock joint (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 17 May 2018 18:26 (five years ago) link
drunk driving: hilarious
― martin short's interiors (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 17 May 2018 18:27 (five years ago) link
gonna go ahead and hazard a guess that this staged photo session of a stationary vehicle concluded with everybody opening some beers and calling it a day and that the actual number of accidents caused on "road I-35" was zero
― noel gallaghah's high flying burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 17 May 2018 18:46 (five years ago) link
the internet: where fantasy meets electrons and make beautiful love together
― A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 17 May 2018 18:52 (five years ago) link
I-35 is realI have my doubts about that story
― The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 17 May 2018 19:08 (five years ago) link
yes but who says "road I-35"
― noel gallaghah's high flying burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 17 May 2018 19:25 (five years ago) link
the only segment of I-35 that'd have moose would be near Duluth, so I'm assuming this is some Duluth regionalism
― (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ (mh), Thursday, 17 May 2018 19:30 (five years ago) link
maybe that's your answer: moose say "road I-35"
Relatedly, the usage of "the" before a highway or whatever is a classic tell for TV or film set on the East Coast but written and made on the West Coast. We don't say "the 95."
― an alfred hitchcock joint (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 17 May 2018 19:33 (five years ago) link
"road" I-35 is weird
also mh good point, also the fact they are saying I-35 instead of 35W or 35E means it's either north or south of the metro and there ain't much for moose in my homeland
― The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 17 May 2018 19:35 (five years ago) link
uh I think you mean since they say I-35 and not 235 means they're not in the middle of Des Moines
― (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ (mh), Thursday, 17 May 2018 19:47 (five years ago) link
no i mean outside of the metro ppl say i-35 and in the cities they say either 35e or 35w
― The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 17 May 2018 19:53 (five years ago) link
A close examination of the photograph revealed that the moose head on the left was pasted into the photo but no body was visible from beyond the base of its neck. Also, the shadows below the heads are not at the same angle. The shadow just below the moose head on the right is angled toward the left and the shadow below the moose head on the left is pointing toward the right. The angles of all three shadows should be the same.A moose normally stands six to seven feet and it is doubtful that one moose would fit inside such a vehicle. It is highly unlikely that three creatures of this size would fit in the cab this truck.
A moose normally stands six to seven feet and it is doubtful that one moose would fit inside such a vehicle. It is highly unlikely that three creatures of this size would fit in the cab this truck.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-tuAzsKGELpo/TrLSMikT6nI/AAAAAAAADZ8/H3DTLuBOyRE/s1600/JFK5.jpg
― omar little, Thursday, 17 May 2018 20:05 (five years ago) link
from some of the antlers here, and here
― noel gallaghah's high flying burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 17 May 2018 20:32 (five years ago) link
lol off topic this is great
noel gallaghah's high flying burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb (Doctor Casino)
― The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 17 May 2018 20:35 (five years ago) link
haha yes and it keeps on giving too
― niels, Thursday, 17 May 2018 21:04 (five years ago) link
Love this trail of analysis
― right brain ringworm (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 17 May 2018 21:19 (five years ago) link
For me it started and ended with the reflection in the doors of the guy standing in a grassy area with cars parked behind him, holding a camera.
― startled macropod (MatthewK), Thursday, 17 May 2018 21:25 (five years ago) link
tbf, it didn't claim the photo was taken while the car was being driven.
― nickn, Thursday, 17 May 2018 22:13 (five years ago) link
― The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, May 17, 2018 2:53 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
in the twin cities and dallas, texas, sure
― (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ (mh), Friday, 18 May 2018 14:51 (five years ago) link
https://scontent-lax3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/32738523_10155520770601381_920998802540724224_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=744e635134345f89271b19d780c70741&oe=5B9433B1 😘👌🏻
― omar little, Friday, 18 May 2018 16:33 (five years ago) link
oh ffs
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 18 May 2018 16:49 (five years ago) link
on the other hand Facebook has been very helpful in making me reconsider the rigorousness of my screening process for people i decide to devote time and energy being friends w/
― omar little, Friday, 18 May 2018 16:53 (five years ago) link
i don’t want to live on this earth anymorehttps://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/32819502_1644910512211722_8858612803846537216_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=1266e44fb27d514f069215c62f7c1ebd&oe=5B968FED
― i am fast and full of teeth. i willl die in a barn fire (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 18 May 2018 19:39 (five years ago) link
xxxxxxpost No legal moose hunting in Minnesota since 2013
― Bnad, Friday, 18 May 2018 20:26 (five years ago) link
ilx0rz will scrupulously fact-check yer memes for you, for a low monthly fee
― an alfred hitchcock joint (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 18 May 2018 22:46 (five years ago) link
wasn't there a 'powerful left-wing images' thread to go with the conservative one? I can't find it so I'll put this here instead:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dd-1xKNXcAEVWmJ.jpg
― soref, Saturday, 26 May 2018 11:50 (five years ago) link
consider yourself samed
― A good "sexy time " album (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 May 2018 12:12 (five years ago) link
Perhaps he's only talking about his generation
― Zelda Zonk, Saturday, 26 May 2018 13:25 (five years ago) link
Gonna be a wrench to boycott 'ride a rock horse' tbh
― Spiderman pointing at himself.img (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 26 May 2018 13:32 (five years ago) link
album will flop either way, no need to boycott
― Daniel_Rf, Sunday, 27 May 2018 07:57 (five years ago) link
Boycott Roger Daltrey's music? I've been doping that my whole life.
― Right column Leftist (sunny successor), Tuesday, 29 May 2018 15:13 (five years ago) link
MS13NBC is hilarious imo
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Tuesday, 29 May 2018 15:17 (five years ago) link
My liberal dad facebook friend somehow manages to post only the political memes in existence, I really don't know where he finds them, it's like he's a connoisseur:
https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13267861_857351071062389_2582762316137548703_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=348f8400453c57fd0c5c3cc848bd8a06&oe=5B7C14B2
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Tuesday, 29 May 2018 15:19 (five years ago) link
you now have eye cancer
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Tuesday, 29 May 2018 15:20 (five years ago) link
'cursed boomer images' is a crucial follow if you appreciate this genre of memes
https://twitter.com/wewuzboomers?lang=en
― global tetrahedron, Tuesday, 29 May 2018 16:03 (five years ago) link
NATION IN DISTRESS like us on facebook
― Neil S, Tuesday, 29 May 2018 17:22 (five years ago) link
life hack: treat people like absolute dogshit, you'll be surprised how much more powerful you feel!!
https://i.imgur.com/znbrDPy.png
― frogbs, Monday, 4 June 2018 21:55 (five years ago) link
omg I was just thinking about that horrible meme/practice yesterday morning
― noel gallaghah's high flying burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb (Doctor Casino), Monday, 4 June 2018 22:07 (five years ago) link
I know we have a whole lengthy thread about this, but people have extremely messed up outlooks re: tipping
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 4 June 2018 22:21 (five years ago) link
Subjected to that practice I think I would stand at the table and hock a loogie into the patron's meal, considering it $5 well spent.
― startled macropod (MatthewK), Monday, 4 June 2018 22:39 (five years ago) link
life hack: treat people like absolute dogshit, you'll be surprised how much more powerful you feel!!https://i.imgur.com/znbrDPy.png
The idea itself is pretty heinous, but the commentary on this particular image is just gross. I feel like I need a shower after heaving read that.
― he doesn't need to be racist about it though. (Austin), Monday, 4 June 2018 23:18 (five years ago) link
everything in this image is awfulhttps://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/34502253_1807612079346940_3830827798277128192_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&oh=0e633f91229e7fd8f548841bf17eb9ad&oe=5BB024E8
― and TOWERS MONACO as 'seaman' (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 07:03 (five years ago) link
That's some humor alright
― groovypanda, Wednesday, 6 June 2018 07:25 (five years ago) link
just a bit of sex-focused slam poetry in class nbd
― and TOWERS MONACO as 'seaman' (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 07:52 (five years ago) link
You’d be amazed by how many of my pupils sass me with rhymes. (None, of course - that we be great, I think, for English)
― Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 12:55 (five years ago) link
do u wanna see my *location*
― frogbs, Wednesday, 6 June 2018 13:15 (five years ago) link
http://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18920451_10209488726710487_4603919766396653760_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&_nc_eui2=AeFR4-ohUVh8ZAbJ8hSyHWg10nC7CuYmMt2IPY9GLDmnXl-WD4wXl6NzmK3ko4AkqMu5HxrAvb-jSfNYwH6Q21S3u5Ha_NbhKdQCuOTPiYN3CQ&oh=ba57a48542f41745d539fbd0a685f551&oe=5BAA6318
― mirostones, Saturday, 9 June 2018 03:09 (five years ago) link
love hurts
― the bhagwanadook (symsymsym), Saturday, 9 June 2018 04:32 (five years ago) link
sex slam poetry even better if you hear it with the coffee shop jazz trio from So I Married An Axe Murderer
― louise ck (milo z), Saturday, 9 June 2018 04:48 (five years ago) link
http://img2-ak.lst.fm/i/u/arO/4d8a30ee400645ba84684c0c49b4d2f4"A boy sticks his *location*into a girl's *destination*"
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Saturday, 9 June 2018 05:11 (five years ago) link
*faints*
― My name is the Pope and in the 90s I smoked a lot of dope (dog latin), Saturday, 9 June 2018 10:26 (five years ago) link
https://scontent.fhhr1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/34559185_10156333158990119_3717943164246425600_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=b13fb2719f34679ca3d6adb54a946fca&oe=5BABE84D
― omar little, Saturday, 9 June 2018 19:51 (five years ago) link
I’ve got this infant in a bucket and I’m underwhelmed
― valorous wokelord (silby), Saturday, 9 June 2018 19:55 (five years ago) link
why are you giving me this comma i didn't ask for
― you bet, nancy (map), Saturday, 9 June 2018 20:22 (five years ago) link
It's a really cute picture. And everyone knows, as with dogs, that cuteness is the end.
― Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Saturday, 9 June 2018 21:09 (five years ago) link
have to admit the idea expressed seems otm
― niels, Sunday, 10 June 2018 01:17 (five years ago) link
pruny children are the happiest bcz they are rich
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 10 June 2018 05:20 (five years ago) link
is my takeaway
the pruny shall inherit the earth
― Right column Leftist (sunny successor), Tuesday, 12 June 2018 16:37 (five years ago) link
https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/35114111_2161640853908633_7105532012613599232_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&oh=e899c829d4faf01cbd03424ea0919ec0&oe=5BC17725
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Tuesday, 12 June 2018 18:45 (five years ago) link
Also from the same person's wall:
https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/31150378_103347103863507_3747502696840560640_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=fbcf862e8080aec8d7d294e5c7758a2a&oe=5BAD0909https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/32559378_126642598200624_175683567068643328_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=d743dcb430829b47338e641958c9b2c9&oe=5BADBB85
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Tuesday, 12 June 2018 18:47 (five years ago) link
They must be really out there
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 12 June 2018 19:19 (five years ago) link
bless
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 12 June 2018 19:42 (five years ago) link
sounds like that guy wants to say some real fucked up shit!!
― frogbs, Tuesday, 12 June 2018 19:43 (five years ago) link
I'm well mad me
― Neil S, Tuesday, 12 June 2018 21:21 (five years ago) link
Reminds me of Jez's Big Brother Audition from the Peep Show extras...
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5vqobn
― brain (krakow), Tuesday, 12 June 2018 22:56 (five years ago) link
Maybe this is more for the unpopular opinions thread but there has got to be a better way to have a conversation about depression, anxiety, stress &c than through twee childish drawings
― U. K. Le Garage (wins), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 10:06 (five years ago) link
I have a lot of thoughts about that and related issues that don't belong on the depression thread
― the Messi inside (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 10:15 (five years ago) link
tbf the meme language of cancer is fucking terrible too
― the Messi inside (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 10:16 (five years ago) link
erg, yes: the brave fighting fighter who fights has fought and defeated cancer.
So people who just up'n'die from cancer must not have fought hard enough. Because they were not brave. Brave like Fighter McFighterson over here, who was brave and fought.
― emotional support fungus (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 11:09 (five years ago) link
This one has been popping up for years and makes me want to kick the poster in the face every time I see it
https://i.redditmedia.com/eZAvQ-claI1n1WcdFwUxAsMe__4WjqGTCllFHM03Yx0.jpg?w=320&s=0dde02acbddd1f8e73225677bc66c614
― My name is the Pope and in the 90s I smoked a lot of dope (dog latin), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 11:18 (five years ago) link
like seriously, fuck off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4NRTks2M50
― ogmor, Wednesday, 13 June 2018 11:19 (five years ago) link
Also: cancer research is by far the most well-funded and socially/governmentally approved cause there is. Including and especially breast cancer. Cancer-related advocacy is all well and good, but advocates should not pretend it's a neglected stepchild.
Indeed, lots of other non-beribboned diseases could benefit from some of that $5B in NIH largesse, saving a lot more lives and improving quality of life for millions. But that's impolite to point out, because grandma. Or something.
― emotional support fungus (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 11:20 (five years ago) link
a friend of mine criticized a bodyshaming Cancer Research campaign a few months back and got a week of really nasty misogynist abuse from the caring souls who care about cancer
― the Messi inside (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 11:48 (five years ago) link
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/35077602_816810068509561_8328210580745748480_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=6502530adc62453ffc7dd96c9d8c80af&oe=5BB66F96
OMG epic pwn!
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 14:19 (five years ago) link
hang on.. wait.. WHAT?
― My name is the Pope and in the 90s I smoked a lot of dope (dog latin), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 14:22 (five years ago) link
XPs atom talk is almost the smallest talk there is
― kinder, Wednesday, 13 June 2018 16:25 (five years ago) link
someday i hope to split the atom, then talk at that level
― obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 16:25 (five years ago) link
I hate small talkI wanna talk about atoms
that would be a great funny beginning to a song, but then it just keeps going.
― omar little, Wednesday, 13 June 2018 16:28 (five years ago) link
that's generally how most artist things on facebook start, i think
― obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 16:29 (five years ago) link
the whole obama is a secret marxist muslim thing from a few years back? at some point that was paired with a G Em7 Cadd9 D progression, it was just lovely
― obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 16:31 (five years ago) link
How do these people start conversations? You don't just launch right into the meaning of life during an elevator ride (unless something goes horribly wrong with the elevator itself).
― Evan, Wednesday, 13 June 2018 17:20 (five years ago) link
i read those things as excuses for social ineptitude rather than descriptions of how they actually behave
― VAR VAR Rasputin (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 17:41 (five years ago) link
Performative wackiness is super conventional. Whenever someone uses a bumpersticker or refrigerator magnet or social media meme to say "look at me, I'm so DIFFERENT and WEIRD," I suspect they are way more boring than people who think they're boring.
Relevant xkcd: "I'm So Random" https://xkcd.com/1210/
― too gashly (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 17:46 (five years ago) link
even the cartoon hat makes me loathe him
― VAR VAR Rasputin (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 17:47 (five years ago) link
it's Heisenberg
― omar little, Wednesday, 13 June 2018 17:51 (five years ago) link
being boring is good
― flamenco blorf (BradNelson), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 17:51 (five years ago) link
xp i assumed that and that didn't diminish the loathing
― VAR VAR Rasputin (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 17:52 (five years ago) link
xkcd has a one good comic every decade average and the rest of them make me want to stop living
― mh, Wednesday, 13 June 2018 17:53 (five years ago) link
> being boring is good
It is one of my favorite Pet Shop Boys songs
― too gashly (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 17:53 (five years ago) link
xkcd is waste Ivor cutler is good
― U. K. Le Garage (wins), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 18:01 (five years ago) link
The Heisenberg thing possibly makes it worse!
― omar little, Wednesday, 13 June 2018 18:04 (five years ago) link
Erm, not to be That Guy, but the black-hatted character in xkcd predates "Breaking Bad" by several years
― too gashly (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 18:11 (five years ago) link
thanks Randall
― mh, Wednesday, 13 June 2018 18:12 (five years ago) link
Why do all those still-images-as-videos posts have a line through them now
― frogbs, Thursday, 14 June 2018 04:09 (five years ago) link
https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/35475224_2120148021537040_2901588426669162496_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&_nc_eui2=AeG8r3ClUWiscvl9cg_7gobegOzVvo6HJBBZsJNyaafvQVnHUQMAdrpREi0LS8x_NrpbI4DpaEgk1VHRl1WvnD2TRpwlLw0pC4sb4ArhKAkADQ&oh=e034e4c33f74afa8b56f7aa4368360e9&oe=5BBFC34D
― nickn, Thursday, 14 June 2018 23:12 (five years ago) link
Can't tell if it's supposed to be dumb, though.
― nickn, Thursday, 14 June 2018 23:13 (five years ago) link
too lovingly rendered to be intentionally dumb
― A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 14 June 2018 23:21 (five years ago) link
irl i think bowie made very awkward conversation with warhol about shoes (or something), played him a bit of the song that he named after him (which warhol had little reaction to), and left
― obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Thursday, 14 June 2018 23:24 (five years ago) link
This is such fucking lame sauce that it's hardly worth putting here, except for the fact that it was shared by a facebook friend who apparently thiks that this is a good way to live your life.
https://i.imgur.com/nrWeZst.png
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 18 June 2018 06:28 (five years ago) link
hmm I kinda agree with that though
not the phrasing, not the weird image, not the unrelated imperative at the end, but the general idea that (over)thinking is overrated and doing stuff that keeps your mind off things is often beneficial - this seems to align with a lot of selfhelp lit/buddhism etc
but I guess if you read the caption politically or in an anti-intellectual context, it seems... less clever
― niels, Monday, 18 June 2018 06:37 (five years ago) link
I'm afraid that the unsharable context of the post makes your reading a bit too generous.
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 18 June 2018 08:01 (five years ago) link
roger that
― niels, Monday, 18 June 2018 09:44 (five years ago) link
Facebook groups devoted to self-conscious ironic shitposting are weird! To be scrolling past my aunt fund-raising for rural firemen or whatever and on the right side of the screen is, like, "Edgy Memes For Sullen Teens". Why is this here, don't they know FB is a safe space for normies
― Dan I., Saturday, 23 June 2018 03:58 (five years ago) link
That lighthouse thing about how you mustn't overthink things is making me fucking furious.
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Tuesday, 26 June 2018 20:41 (five years ago) link
Stay dumb. Dummy dummy good good.
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Tuesday, 26 June 2018 20:47 (five years ago) link
https://scontent-lax3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/36501959_2137824672898531_1519143934188584960_o.jpg?_nc_cat=0&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=5477d0cfc6d05b947370e42f2e21e5c6&oe=5BA5950C
― omar little, Wednesday, 4 July 2018 03:26 (five years ago) link
i kinda like it even though the face is also the face of winning wimbledon
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 4 July 2018 03:41 (five years ago) link
2 days after that pic and jesus isn’t returning yr txts and then sez he is just like, kinda busy these days sorry i’m sure ur a super gal tho xx
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 4 July 2018 09:41 (five years ago) link
― Gâteau Superstar (dog latin), Wednesday, 4 July 2018 11:11 (five years ago) link
yeah although i think it's a sweet pic. would prefer if jesus were replaced with a lost relative or something though
― Gâteau Superstar (dog latin), Wednesday, 4 July 2018 11:12 (five years ago) link
Tbh that's what I thought it was when I first saw it
― groovypanda, Wednesday, 4 July 2018 11:14 (five years ago) link
WHAT A GOAL
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 4 July 2018 13:59 (five years ago) link
awesome painting called 'polyphonic spree meet their fans'
― Fox News' Chad Pergram contributed to this report (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 4 July 2018 14:05 (five years ago) link
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 4 July 2018 14:17 (five years ago) link
https://scontent-lax3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/36222896_1453338224802009_483749498057654272_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=98e5bbf3aebe25df97f1bc915daf429f&oe=5BDF4635
― omar little, Wednesday, 4 July 2018 17:42 (five years ago) link
circle jerks
― Neil S, Wednesday, 4 July 2018 17:44 (five years ago) link
Are they suggesting colonic surgery there?
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 4 July 2018 20:43 (five years ago) link
TBH the idea of a bunch of yesmen standing around clapping when I comment on getting over a cold or my $15 lottery win seems a bit much.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 5 July 2018 00:13 (five years ago) link
This guy's last FB post before he died was to this. It's at the top of his memorialized page now. I hope that it is not my last ilx post before I die.
http://www.hrtwarming.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/155.jpghttp://www.hrtwarming.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/252.jpghttp://www.hrtwarming.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/328.jpghttp://www.hrtwarming.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/52.jpg
― how's life, Friday, 6 July 2018 16:56 (five years ago) link
was a link to this
It was nice knowing you, how's life. My thoughts and prayers go out to your family.
― nonsensei (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 6 July 2018 17:19 (five years ago) link
GET'S!
― how's life, Friday, 6 July 2018 18:37 (five years ago) link
the joke that ignores the comedy rule of 3 by more than doubling the number AND hypes up new mexico as the ultimate spice lovers of the US? now thats what i call a meme.
― 21st savagery fox (m bison), Friday, 6 July 2018 22:36 (five years ago) link
How is it ignoring the rule of three?
Count the number of judges!
― Mark G, Friday, 6 July 2018 22:40 (five years ago) link
hehehehe
― 21st savagery fox (m bison), Friday, 6 July 2018 22:56 (five years ago) link
https://pics.me.me/go-down-on-her-mind-soft-suck-on-her-thoughts-17948571.png
― omar little, Wednesday, 11 July 2018 18:50 (five years ago) link
brb gotta barf up my entire skeleton
― there’s gonna be a hot time in the ol’ tub machine tonight (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 11 July 2018 18:51 (five years ago) link
"And when you're done with that, eat her face."
― nickn, Wednesday, 11 July 2018 23:29 (five years ago) link
That is the worst yet and what kind of savage posts that on public social media?
― louise ck (milo z), Wednesday, 11 July 2018 23:44 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0v_A1PjI94
― he's one of our pwn (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 12 July 2018 00:41 (five years ago) link
trying to open this thread starting with that post on Flagging app kept breaking my phone. Now I know why.
― kinder, Thursday, 12 July 2018 13:33 (five years ago) link
Fuck all the adorable cop lip sync videos
― louise ck (milo z), Thursday, 12 July 2018 22:22 (five years ago) link
https://dzwonsemrish7.cloudfront.net/items/2C3E0N1p3r2A3z3D302L/America.jpg
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 29 July 2018 22:46 (five years ago) link
oh god *destroys* destroy everybody who ruins that verb
― the Joao looked at Jonny (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 29 July 2018 22:48 (five years ago) link
that one is great, I say as I smirk quite Jewishly
― the bhagwanadook (symsymsym), Sunday, 29 July 2018 22:49 (five years ago) link
Needs to be in the "powerful conservative images" thread
― And where did you acquire this fine bundle of lettuce? (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 29 July 2018 22:53 (five years ago) link
That one is a parody you nimrods
― devops mom (silby), Sunday, 29 July 2018 23:14 (five years ago) link
say it isn't so
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Sunday, 29 July 2018 23:26 (five years ago) link
saw a truck at the gas station with a dozen Marine-themed stickers on the back and my mind has been polluted by jokes because I saw a “molon labe” one and immediately thought “ah yes the heart-removing villain from Temple of Doom”
― mh, Monday, 30 July 2018 00:50 (five years ago) link
prepare to semper fi.... IN HELL
― This is a total Jeff Porcaro. (Doctor Casino), Monday, 30 July 2018 13:19 (five years ago) link
Not just a parody, but one of the most widely distributed copypasta of all time, if it's the first time you've seen it then I just have to congratulate you on successfully avoiding reddit and 4chan, you have done well.
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 30 July 2018 14:07 (five years ago) link
HaNimrods
― F# A# (∞), Monday, 30 July 2018 15:09 (five years ago) link
my fucking eyes
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/38745606_10216509516040024_3682625712595927040_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&oh=be22e951a7c627153ad9cd9b39d55c64&oe=5BFEB44F
― a space stewardess (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 10 August 2018 11:00 (five years ago) link
err
― faculty w1fe (silby), Friday, 10 August 2018 14:37 (five years ago) link
― The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 10 August 2018 14:44 (five years ago) link
I made another one:
https://imgflip.com/i/2fzdto
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Thursday, 16 August 2018 13:55 (five years ago) link
https://i.imgflip.com/2fzdto.jpg
not a terrible meme or macro but existing in the same circles of hell
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10217447198121062&set=a.3388264154572&type=3&permPage=1
― vanjie wail (qiqing), Monday, 3 September 2018 00:19 (five years ago) link
dw i made one
https://i.imgflip.com/2h3bqo.jpg
― vanjie wail (qiqing), Monday, 3 September 2018 00:33 (five years ago) link
ok technically twitter but sometimes i forget to unfollow old clients and this is a doozy of a fake quote
https://s22.postimg.cc/mexo6urwh/modest-mouse.jpg
― The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 14:45 (five years ago) link
of all the innumerable sources for a fake quote, why would you pick modest mouse ffs
― bitch that’s the tubby custard machine (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 15:09 (five years ago) link
To connect with uhhhh Millennials?
― faculty w1fe (silby), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 15:14 (five years ago) link
what are words to the mind exactly?
― the bhagwanadook (symsymsym), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 17:04 (five years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/N95JwqK.jpg
― crüt, Wednesday, 12 September 2018 15:57 (five years ago) link
it'd save a lot of effort on everyone's part to just make a shirt that says 'i'm a shitty dad'
― bitch that’s the tubby custard machine (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 12 September 2018 15:58 (five years ago) link
classy sassy
― how's life, Wednesday, 12 September 2018 16:03 (five years ago) link
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/42087799_2114734865204193_545932197777899520_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&oh=d95e62f3c1a9ff59794f68c143cabdc3&oe=5C19222D
― CRABCORE’S NOT DEAD (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 21 September 2018 19:43 (five years ago) link
we've all had those convos about the bugs crawling under our skin
― every day there's a whining choad (Noodle Vague), Friday, 21 September 2018 21:20 (five years ago) link
The twist is that he really is in a mental hospital and he hasn't spoken to anyone in years
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 21 September 2018 21:33 (five years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bb_eAXxCUAA0fQq.jpg:large
― la bébé du nom-nom (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 25 October 2018 13:56 (five years ago) link
lol so true
― Scritti Vanilli - The Word Girl You Know It's True (dog latin), Thursday, 25 October 2018 14:07 (five years ago) link
disturbing to imagine what the writer thinks a gynecologist does
― rob, Thursday, 25 October 2018 14:10 (five years ago) link
“Don’t bother him with his movements”??? Like don’t talk to him while he’s pooping? What?
Anyway abolish gender
― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Thursday, 25 October 2018 14:37 (five years ago) link
http://cdn-webimages.wimages.net/051046dd3dd6c71258317021084b923d08bb7b-wm.jpg?v=3
― the Warnock of Clodhop Mountain (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 25 October 2018 14:40 (five years ago) link
See above re: gender
― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Thursday, 25 October 2018 15:10 (five years ago) link
Misandrist my hair!
― Mark G, Thursday, 25 October 2018 15:14 (five years ago) link
that was a response your scary misandry silby
― the Warnock of Clodhop Mountain (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 25 October 2018 15:26 (five years ago) link
I didn’t say abolish men
― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Thursday, 25 October 2018 15:28 (five years ago) link
fathera good father
― kinder, Thursday, 25 October 2018 15:31 (five years ago) link
I didn’t say abolish me
― Mark G, Thursday, 25 October 2018 17:17 (five years ago) link
abolish me tbh
― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Thursday, 25 October 2018 17:17 (five years ago) link
Daily Game: A simple Life Rule... pic.twitter.com/YJb7sQJz6V— ICE T (@FINALLEVEL) January 6, 2019
― omar little, Sunday, 6 January 2019 19:55 (five years ago) link
Memes: They're Not Just for Facebook Any More.
― A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 6 January 2019 20:13 (five years ago) link
would be easier as "let's get this bread/TED/head"
― 21st savagery fox (m bison), Sunday, 6 January 2019 20:24 (five years ago) link
not bad/bed/beth.
― Ludo, Sunday, 6 January 2019 20:37 (five years ago) link
Great picture on the one about how awful men are
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 6 January 2019 22:05 (five years ago) link
getting an image of someone nutting at work while on a conference call
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 6 January 2019 22:44 (five years ago) link
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/51206975_10161470422475654_1909094378748510208_n.jpg?_nc_cat=102&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&_nc_ht=scontent-lht6-1.xx&oh=2dff17784ac219edd59bc86c53bc21d5&oe=5CB74C69
― maxwell’s silver hang suite (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 3 February 2019 07:32 (five years ago) link
singing "Left/Bipolar Girl" to the tune of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3V-7DEAgdc
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 3 February 2019 19:59 (five years ago) link
Posted sincerely by a friend on Facebook, indistinguishable from a clickhole parody
https://i.imgur.com/ZJ7KWdL.jpg
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 7 February 2019 09:48 (five years ago) link
holy shit, that's like...the final form of this thread
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 7 February 2019 17:39 (five years ago) link
Whisper needs to DIAF
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 7 February 2019 22:54 (five years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/ig4hh7Cl.jpg
― the word dog doesn't bark (anagram), Friday, 15 February 2019 07:49 (five years ago) link
― a surprise challenge that ended with a gunging (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 15 February 2019 09:13 (five years ago) link
i like that one ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 15 February 2019 10:17 (five years ago) link
I'm a sucker for photos/videos that give a sense of scale of the solar system
― groovypanda, Friday, 15 February 2019 10:36 (five years ago) link
Without the "A Gentle Reminder" it would be good.
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 15 February 2019 11:15 (five years ago) link
the hyphen in 'mind-blowingfacts.com' is making me irrationally angry
― a surprise challenge that ended with a gunging (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 15 February 2019 11:57 (five years ago) link
yeah, but mindblowingfacts.com is already taken and they're definitely about to finally launch the site really soon, trust me
― Karl Malone, Friday, 15 February 2019 14:14 (five years ago) link
I don't mind blowingfacts
― Gunther Gleiben (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 15 February 2019 14:16 (five years ago) link
i think it's a pretty big "fuck you" to post that image on the anniversary of "pale blue dot" being taken
― the scientology of mountains (rushomancy), Friday, 15 February 2019 14:34 (five years ago) link
I like how Saturn is leaning on its rings.
― jmm, Friday, 15 February 2019 14:54 (five years ago) link
Powerful Unreadable Memes
https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/51849582_10156210384881295_1996159344432906240_n.jpg?_nc_cat=108&_nc_ht=scontent-lga3-1.xx&oh=88a81cf964ebaf7602ebaf43a0a350ca&oe=5CDA4183
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 15 February 2019 19:33 (five years ago) link
THE PREMISE OF THE MINIMUM WAGE
IS DISGUSTING
secret message
― Norm’s Superego (silby), Friday, 15 February 2019 19:44 (five years ago) link
Spiderman?!
https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/52446268_378514589608973_8566723429091246080_n.jpg?_nc_cat=105&_nc_ht=scontent-lga3-1.xx&oh=98a22d5fb80bac35012e45bfdf339e64&oe=5CDFB161
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 16:47 (five years ago) link
Lotta spiderist prejudice back in 60s America iirc
― See me in mi heels an' tinge (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 17:03 (five years ago) link
Newspaper editors especially
― See me in mi heels an' tinge (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 17:04 (five years ago) link
PROOF
https://scontent-lax3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/49767872_2170201533002401_1824350907312111616_n.jpg?_nc_cat=100&_nc_ht=scontent-lax3-2.xx&oh=130a804043acc70369d121c2dd387272&oe=5CE099F8
― omar little, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 22:54 (five years ago) link
lol Comey is a registered Republican who single handedly threw the election to Donald Trump
― frogbs, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 22:59 (five years ago) link
by my count at least two nations were destroyed by a plane being flown into a building, Iraq and Afghanistan #trenchant
― Neil S, Wednesday, 20 February 2019 09:39 (five years ago) link
that Bipolar Girl thing pisses me off. THere's a huge glut of that 'sexy crazy rebel' garbage on the FB that my cousins seem to have fallen prey to. See also: half naked women in cloaks walking around with wolves. Goddamnit!
― akm, Wednesday, 20 February 2019 20:42 (five years ago) link
It made you look!
― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 20 February 2019 20:44 (five years ago) link
https://66.media.tumblr.com/dcab658d64433d6d75c06829a13bfddb/tumblr_o1u22wQ6Xt1qlt757o1_500.png
― he protec, he attac, but most importantly, he dmac (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 24 February 2019 16:49 (five years ago) link
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 24 February 2019 16:56 (five years ago) link
I feel pretty good that women are finally represented as a majority in something (destroying a nation).
― Yerac, Sunday, 24 February 2019 16:59 (five years ago) link
what if they hold a fish in front of a bathroom mirror?
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 24 February 2019 17:02 (five years ago) link
the trick is to give away the fish, to and through the mirror, then receive it back with warmth and kindness
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 24 February 2019 17:04 (five years ago) link
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 24 February 2019 17:05 (five years ago) link
Pfft I see loads of photos of girls fishing
for compliments AYO
― kinder, Sunday, 24 February 2019 18:00 (five years ago) link
Girls need to be put in their plaicePosting shellfish (selfies) just for the halibutFor cod's hake
Seabass
― kinder, Sunday, 24 February 2019 18:02 (five years ago) link
Give a girl a fish and you can photograph her holding itTeach a girl to selfie and she can produce her own photographs that don’t service your weird fucking fetish for photos of girls holding fish
― A funny tinge happened on the way to the forum (wins), Sunday, 24 February 2019 18:05 (five years ago) link
going through every bathroom selfie on instagram and photoshopping fish over the smartphones
― soref, Sunday, 24 February 2019 18:17 (five years ago) link
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/53915118_2237857256476747_3897077359580282880_n.jpg?_nc_cat=106&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&_nc_ht=scontent-lht6-1.xx&oh=db5b5f5fb069c2a6e09f69ede1a56a18&oe=5D20176E
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Thursday, 14 March 2019 12:20 (five years ago) link
― you know who deserves sitewide mod privileges? (m bison), Thursday, 14 March 2019 14:54 (five years ago) link
way too good for this thread
― kiss me dadly (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 14 March 2019 14:56 (five years ago) link
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/29425090_10204205701820788_3537140485787222016_n.jpg?_nc_cat=101&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-1.xx&oh=95b050fdbd13702f1e638e6a4bf07530&oe=5D09ECCD
An oldie, but still being shared by taking a picture of the computer screen in 2019, apparently.
― ☮, 🐸 (peace, man), Thursday, 14 March 2019 16:50 (five years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/OBPnBSf.jpg
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 04:18 (five years ago) link
― A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 04:21 (five years ago) link
How does me not being an asshole help those people have a good time?
*sighs, goes back to being asshole*
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 05:18 (five years ago) link
My mother-in-law posted that not two days after posting another one calling Islam "a cancer that has to be removed from the world." (Which she posted the day before the NZ shooting.) She's so clueless.
― Plinka Trinka Banga Tink (Eliza D.), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 12:27 (five years ago) link
https://scontent-frt3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/53796634_1141911929324254_4559970828317360128_n.jpg?_nc_cat=110&_nc_ht=scontent-frt3-1.xx&oh=a24ffda4d89bf57ce075e618aaf4e070&oe=5D1763D3
― the word dog doesn't bark (anagram), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 12:53 (five years ago) link
*drops mug*
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 12:57 (five years ago) link
i get creeped out when people look out for me more than 5000%
― but i'm there are fuckups (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 15:10 (five years ago) link
https://starecat.com/content/wp-content/uploads/this-morning-i-used-redbull-instead-of-water-to-make-my-coffee-after-15-minutes-on-a-highway-i-realized-i-left-my-car-at-home.jpg
― i'm w/ tato, super hot AND weird!! (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 20 March 2019 09:29 (five years ago) link
https://scontent.fhuy1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/11750641_10206556706250555_104548981984958260_n.jpg?_nc_cat=107&_nc_ht=scontent.fhuy1-1.fna&oh=bb1b2ad8ea1b239d5e3116dcebe6155c&oe=5D11CD65
i wish i was dead
― Helel Cool J (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 24 March 2019 08:55 (five years ago) link
Noted English nationalist George Bernard Shaw.
― Daniel_Rf, Sunday, 24 March 2019 11:31 (five years ago) link
Would bet a sizeable sum that none of the cunts sharing that shite are familiar with the work of Shakespeare Milton or GBS
― Helel Cool J (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 24 March 2019 11:33 (five years ago) link
Good parodyhttps://media.discordapp.net/attachments/314464814472888320/564218477133430794/image0.jpg
― moose; squirrel (silby), Saturday, 6 April 2019 23:54 (five years ago) link
thanks for the dn
― Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Sunday, 7 April 2019 04:20 (five years ago) link
you are not welcome!
― alomar lines, Sunday, 7 April 2019 05:21 (five years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/pYp6s7p.jpg
― buttigieg play the blues (crüt), Friday, 19 April 2019 23:04 (five years ago) link
for instance, it could be The Joker
― Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 19 April 2019 23:13 (five years ago) link
President Earthworm Jim
― these are not all of the possible side effects (Karl Malone), Friday, 19 April 2019 23:14 (five years ago) link
lol tracer
― |Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Friday, 19 April 2019 23:36 (five years ago) link
"He tells Parisians he shares their pain - IN FRENCH" - so he shares their bread, then?
― emil.y, Saturday, 20 April 2019 00:27 (five years ago) link
― kinder, Saturday, 20 April 2019 06:24 (five years ago) link
MORE 👏 WOMEN 👏 WAR 👏 CRIMINALS 👏
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/58419692_2257450447646511_8303455437223624704_n.jpg?_nc_cat=106&_nc_ht=scontent-lht6-1.xx&oh=b650d010814e683d047885e560cc9dd8&oe=5D76C31C
― michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 27 April 2019 18:38 (four years ago) link
lol, this is going to be a trainwreckhttps://techcrunch.com/2019/04/30/facebook-dating-secret-crush/
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 1 May 2019 20:09 (four years ago) link
https://scontent-frt3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/58381053_659943941127321_3356062572938788864_n.jpg?_nc_cat=109&_nc_ht=scontent-frt3-1.xx&oh=c4c9c2f94e9685019d6d369c1ca424e7&oe=5D6D2C6E
― the word dog doesn't bark (anagram), Friday, 3 May 2019 16:59 (four years ago) link
At least two of these girls are clearly making a number of non-positive judgements.
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 3 May 2019 17:04 (four years ago) link
that meme is the equivalent of the now-defunct ilx TITTWIS posts. you love being around positive people? how very nice for you. tell me more.
― A is for (Aimless), Friday, 3 May 2019 19:36 (four years ago) link
I love being around gram-positive bacteria.
I love being around HIV-positive people.
I love being around positive battery terminals.
― Pontius Pilates (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 3 May 2019 20:08 (four years ago) link
proton pals
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Friday, 3 May 2019 22:23 (four years ago) link
https://scontent.fhuy2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/60010466_2335189730028690_3242713721662865408_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&_nc_ht=scontent.fhuy2-1.fna&oh=6b2351a0e7f49cabddca2cb7ae9763bf&oe=5D5DC69B
― call me cismale (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 May 2019 11:15 (four years ago) link
actually i'd like to go on record as not ever knowing what the fuck i'm doing, thx
― michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 May 2019 11:21 (four years ago) link
off the top of my head I cannot think of a single person who knows exactly what the fuck they are doing
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 9 May 2019 11:28 (four years ago) link
i could elaborate on this story but i'm not gonna but i mean imagine liking this
― call me cismale (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 May 2019 11:30 (four years ago) link
stop being so fucking forgiving xp
― michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 May 2019 11:31 (four years ago) link
the quality of mercy knows exactly what the fuck it is doing
― don't mock my smock or i'll clean your clock (silby), Thursday, 9 May 2019 16:32 (four years ago) link
https://scontent-lax3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/64440121_1288828511279087_1428083575177084928_n.jpg?_nc_cat=103&_nc_oc=AQlQOwgp0QHXT9PiSpKdXvR3Z4WsfsdDeEodsk4XTSmBubmEHLnokZAxxyj0r-cJLyw&_nc_ht=scontent-lax3-2.xx&oh=58a6b27492c24700ee1e383b5eeedf27&oe=5D7E00FA
― omar little, Monday, 17 June 2019 22:10 (four years ago) link
https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/relationships/if-you-cant-handle-me-at-my-worst-you-dont-deserve-me-at-my-best-declares-sociopath-20181214180601
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 17 June 2019 22:23 (four years ago) link
Ok, I'll think about single use plastics if you think about the two transatlantic holidays you take each year.
― koogs, Thursday, 18 July 2019 18:04 (four years ago) link
The FaceApp hysteria is the dumbest freakout in recent memory.
― Fuck Trump, cops, and the CBP (Neanderthal), Friday, 19 July 2019 16:59 (four years ago) link
Based little in fact, shared by 90% of my friends
the funny part is people are posting it on Facebook which has years and years of pictures, records of what you did and where you went
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 19 July 2019 17:01 (four years ago) link
bUt ItS RuSsIaN
― shhh / let peaceful like things (wins), Friday, 19 July 2019 17:03 (four years ago) link
"If you don’t know what’s going on, Face App is a Russian app that has been proven to turn on your camera when you aren’t using it as well as go through your pictures. Because it is an app that you download through an App Store they will be able to match that data with your personal information. The face scanning nature of the app probably also means they are trying to start tracking Americans if they enter the country."
This is an intelligent person who is so incredibly on point on a wide variety of sociopolitical topics and then they write this Weekly World News fodder
― Fuck Trump, cops, and the CBP (Neanderthal), Friday, 19 July 2019 19:30 (four years ago) link
unfrienddelete facebook
― Karl Malone, Friday, 19 July 2019 19:35 (four years ago) link
Nuke from space to be safe
― Fuck Trump, cops, and the CBP (Neanderthal), Friday, 19 July 2019 19:43 (four years ago) link
Also Cats sucks
― Fuck Trump, cops, and the CBP (Neanderthal), Friday, 19 July 2019 19:44 (four years ago) link
^ this is a pretty much perfect final message. do it!
― Karl Malone, Friday, 19 July 2019 19:49 (four years ago) link
It's 2019, we're all gullible idiots now. And that's OK.
― jou're much too jung, girl (Noodle Vague), Friday, 19 July 2019 19:49 (four years ago) link
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/47276347_565164730615381_8555368300064800768_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&_nc_oc=AQmFkYMSMHH7ItAHyMhbn9KqUkrztat1GaDN_v2lYpiHlvVx758lMCwKApu4REY5hGs&_nc_ht=scontent-lht6-1.xx&oh=ef1f33ebca0e9d0fcc30573931aabf6f&oe=5DB36821
― A man offers an inverted bottle of water to the Techno Viking. (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 08:17 (four years ago) link
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/67299726_2065351877103382_5864453542592380928_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&_nc_oc=AQmyX8ha9qflzkF5npwcqYBur-0wbYd1zvoy9nTPOy3LcDs3T_TKBWdH_mGvRd49uMc&_nc_ht=scontent-lht6-1.xx&oh=c0580652e0ddb75b2009046c34fe655c&oe=5DB33E5E
― A man offers an inverted bottle of water to the Techno Viking. (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 08:20 (four years ago) link
THEREFORE TRUMP 2020
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 09:21 (four years ago) link
Ok lol at “Well, our kids are assholes”
― rob, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 12:31 (four years ago) link
hard to imagine that the person who wrote this could raise asshole kids but hey, millennials, what are you gonna do amirite
― A man offers an inverted bottle of water to the Techno Viking. (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 12:32 (four years ago) link
https://scontent.fhlz2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/11016819_721099204661829_2732389479366159709_o.jpg?_nc_cat=107&_nc_oc=AQkEIXxgee46-s-jAmwuUvhT1dL5qXXBER03BBoc7lD1jfKEE2kOtZ698RTqxCxGgo4&_nc_ht=scontent.fhlz2-1.fna&oh=35b756641e634bafb383351add2eb84a&oe=5DDAAFAD
hmmm yeah that's gonna be a no from me dawgi
― vanjie wail (qiqing), Monday, 29 July 2019 04:52 (four years ago) link
am i supposed to sue someone named fitzmaurice? i mean i will
― alomar lines, Monday, 29 July 2019 05:39 (four years ago) link
So, if I understand Sue F. correctly, she's essentially saying that in her view there is no such thing as offensive speech or an offensive FB posting. Well, I have a few choice words for her.
― A is for (Aimless), Monday, 29 July 2019 19:33 (four years ago) link
#liveinthemoment#neverforget
FOR ME AND MY FAMILYPERSONALLY, SEPTEMBER 11WAS A REMINDER THAT LIFE ISFLEETING, IMPERMANENT, ANDUNCERTAIN. THEREFORE, WEMUST MAKE USE OF EVERYMOMENT AND NUTURE ITWITH AFFECTION,TENDERNESS, BEAUTY,CREATIVITY, AND LAUGHTER.
< blurry photo of statue of liberty >
- DEEPAK CHOPRA
SUCCESS.COM
― j., Wednesday, 11 September 2019 15:08 (four years ago) link
https://scontent-dfw5-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/67276410_2285798551749931_5415900781834403840_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&_nc_oc=AQnhvXehDVGpK65Xz6124-H6agcIvzuAicb0erkZjt2n2nUYqBgGPy-wB-RcfHwO7Uw&_nc_ht=scontent-dfw5-1.xx&oh=6d95bcc2bdca765fb76d0419b915e9b9&oe=5E34F699
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 18:04 (four years ago) link
and that teacher.... was bob marley
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 18:05 (four years ago) link
how did she say that stuff in all caps tho
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 19:38 (four years ago) link
rising cadence as she gripped the podium and spittle flecked her chin
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 19:41 (four years ago) link
She wrote 9x1=7. Her students laughed. Nevertheless, she persisted.
― A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 19:45 (four years ago) link
“OK BUT THEN WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS FOCUSING ON ME YELLING AT YOU??” yelled one troubled boy
― It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 21:30 (four years ago) link
Everyone gets an F
― jmm, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 21:44 (four years ago) link
and that teacher...was Subway Jared
― frogbs, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 21:46 (four years ago) link
Lol at the idea of a math teacher thinking his students should be proud of his ability to do 90% of his multiplication tables correctly
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 21:52 (four years ago) link
I posted the gif on my FB, everybody clowned it but of course i got one "aw i find it lovely :((("
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 21:53 (four years ago) link
"I took dozens of sips from my beer and no one congratulated me on it, yet when I poured the beer all over my lap everyone laughed."
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 21:55 (four years ago) link
or, as it's more commonly explained in bad joke parlance: "but you fuck ONE monkey..."
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 22:47 (four years ago) link
Literally the response i got from one friend
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 01:16 (four years ago) link
i programmed this mars orbiter, and i got 90% of the code right, but people still laughed at me when it crashed
― wasdnuos (abanana), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 06:39 (four years ago) link
https://img.gifglobe.com/grabs/thedaytoday/S01E03/gif/2R8vdagigMbD.gif
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 06:43 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/fSQTfL7.jpg
― esempio (crüt), Sunday, 3 November 2019 15:26 (four years ago) link
considered...for what?
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 3 November 2019 15:27 (four years ago) link
uh, yr maxell's broken dude
― at home in the alternate future, (Karl Malone), Sunday, 3 November 2019 15:32 (four years ago) link
Xpost for employment at the Cassette Museum
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Sunday, 3 November 2019 15:35 (four years ago) link
i wanna work at the cassette museum
― at home in the alternate future, (Karl Malone), Sunday, 3 November 2019 15:39 (four years ago) link
How fast can you respool a cassette?
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Sunday, 3 November 2019 15:40 (four years ago) link
*folds hands*
how long is the cassette
― at home in the alternate future, (Karl Malone), Sunday, 3 November 2019 15:47 (four years ago) link
fuck. that's like responding to "how fast can you type" with "how long is the document"
i can respool at 5 cm/s.
― at home in the alternate future, (Karl Malone), Sunday, 3 November 2019 15:49 (four years ago) link
thats not very fast
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 3 November 2019 16:05 (four years ago) link
how unconsiderate
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 3 November 2019 16:24 (four years ago) link
i googled for 'cassette spool rate' and the first thing i found was 19 cm/s, so i figured i could respool at probably a quarter that, as a human being. my assumptions were off!
see, this is why no cassette museum in this entire country will hire me
― at home in the alternate future, (Karl Malone), Sunday, 3 November 2019 16:36 (four years ago) link
Hey...hey!
We have training programs. Do not give up.
Send me your resume @ basf✧✧✧@eudoram✧✧✧.c✧✧
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Sunday, 3 November 2019 16:39 (four years ago) link
Basf666 at eudoramail dot com
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Sunday, 3 November 2019 16:40 (four years ago) link
they say it takes money to make money, let me just go ahead and give you account and routing numbers as well
― at home in the alternate future, (Karl Malone), Sunday, 3 November 2019 16:41 (four years ago) link
BASF cassette orange is a very evocative colour.
― koogs, Sunday, 3 November 2019 19:21 (four years ago) link
Ok mr Malone, you're in. I was on the fence, but my partner, Rhonda, recalled working with you in the past and gave a high recommendation.
You start Monday. Bring three fucked up or unspooled tapes to orientation Monday.
― Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Sunday, 3 November 2019 19:25 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/LdBcelY_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 23:27 (four years ago) link
a lot of memes atm are basically equivalent to the art of Piero Manzoni
― Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 23:40 (four years ago) link
https://scontent-dfw5-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/75303416_10157978125012932_4661563353376751616_n.jpg
― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Saturday, 9 November 2019 04:35 (four years ago) link
https://scontent-dfw5-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/75303416_10157978125012932_4661563353376751616_n.jpg?_nc_cat=109&_nc_eui2=AeETCvoDxy5tz7ymYnCkznkvd9qTbpDC2pXMAdowJE6B7k-UGKSZSTbDxGwXDNkyI5PRz-GQsQv0xNTUh1t6EE9nAYwE0ju9XUndVmlk0AQwww&_nc_oc=AQmosF5IEHiLDunruGY02MLtEPfBh9BNtfv_OmQuUvELy-ayP37vP4-SPqdA5v4UgUE&_nc_ht=scontent-dfw5-1.xx&oh=51e7cf0e5219c17abcdd1ed7f00b4973&oe=5E5C0223
― Titanic was cliched Marxist crap. (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 9 November 2019 06:59 (four years ago) link
Today's Facebook history brought up this
― koogs, Tuesday, 12 November 2019 07:43 (four years ago) link
(that last line is part of the image)
shout-out to the people born in the year 44 and still around nearly 2000 years later to be amazed
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 07:52 (four years ago) link
well, no, for one thing. For another thing, what?
― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 20:07 (four years ago) link
(it worked in 2016 but only then if you weren't born after the middle of november. elementary maths wrapped up as mysticism)
― koogs, Tuesday, 12 November 2019 20:19 (four years ago) link
yeah that should apply to literally no one now
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 20:57 (four years ago) link
I am 66. My name is Jesus Christ.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 20:58 (four years ago) link
er, I mean 116, lol, nm
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 20:59 (four years ago) link
117
― wasdnuos (abanana), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 21:09 (four years ago) link
aaaaaaah i meant 115
This is a spectacularly dumb reason to see the movie
https://i.ibb.co/vZmRrFB/FB-IMG-1573703801570.jpg
― Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Thursday, 14 November 2019 03:57 (four years ago) link
fan base activists are the most pathetic people on the island
― Peaceful Warrior I Poser (Karl Malone), Thursday, 14 November 2019 04:12 (four years ago) link
Like cool, i'll see this shit video game movie because Uwe Boll isn't directing it oh hey a film studio basically focus grouped a movie woooowie
― Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Thursday, 14 November 2019 04:16 (four years ago) link
When someone asks me if I saw the game last night pic.twitter.com/dNg2BCmqRC— Max Read (@max_read) November 28, 2019
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Thursday, 28 November 2019 12:13 (four years ago) link
What does he say if people ask him about David Geithner
― Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Thursday, 28 November 2019 14:51 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/5pdN132.jpg
― Bo Johnson Overdrive (crüt), Saturday, 14 December 2019 16:07 (four years ago) link
"i am a coked out wolf and i'm ready for a scrap"
― peloton for the painfully alone (m bison), Saturday, 14 December 2019 16:15 (four years ago) link
So many passive aggressive or just plain aggressive memes shared on Facebook
― éminence rose et jaune (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 14 December 2019 16:50 (four years ago) link
make no mistake
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 14 December 2019 20:16 (four years ago) link
"u probably wish i was dead, but if u don't please share this meme"
― 100 Percent That Grinch (Neanderthal), Saturday, 14 December 2019 21:05 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/7r7kKC5.jpg
― 💠 (crüt), Monday, 30 December 2019 01:52 (four years ago) link
Ugh seen that one like fifty times this week
― looking for Mon in Alderaan places (Neanderthal), Monday, 30 December 2019 02:30 (four years ago) link
https://i.ibb.co/8KBLdn7/FB-IMG-1577673616712.jpg
― looking for Mon in Alderaan places (Neanderthal), Monday, 30 December 2019 02:40 (four years ago) link
🙃
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 30 December 2019 05:33 (four years ago) link
Technically speaking a heart has no bones either
― Yeets don't fail me now (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 30 December 2019 05:45 (four years ago) link
Nor the eyeballs or brain.
― A is for (Aimless), Monday, 30 December 2019 05:47 (four years ago) link
You can't ask my bones to turn into a heart
― looking for Mon in Alderaan places (Neanderthal), Monday, 30 December 2019 05:49 (four years ago) link
other things without bones: knives, guns
― wasdnuos (abanana), Monday, 30 December 2019 13:58 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/6xRZZRQ.png
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 04:49 (four years ago) link
makes u stink
― ill fuckin put a paste on those (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 04:55 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UknhhXEuTmY
― wasdnuos (abanana), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 17:18 (four years ago) link
that tag didn't add much, B-
― Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 18:02 (four years ago) link
I recently joined a group - Baltimore Old Photos - that seems to really attract off-topic memes for some reason. The people there don't stand for it and it always gets taken down, but that doesn't stop them from trying. Here's last night's contribution.
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/82792539_2675098149194448_2235242152118452224_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&_nc_ohc=iS6ra9GQuU4AX8IgJUV&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-1.xx&oh=34f811b08d9d58a69abc5eb16f59c54b&oe=5ED6D34F
― ☮️ (peace, man), Friday, 7 February 2020 11:50 (four years ago) link
my current meracle is playing up so this is good
― doorstep jetski (dog latin), Friday, 7 February 2020 11:55 (four years ago) link
Maracals.jpeg
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 8 February 2020 03:46 (four years ago) link
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/86970054_1370750593105434_8485063950331805696_n.jpg?_nc_cat=108&_nc_sid=110474&_nc_ohc=1tV_EK0PLGMAX8IKkai&_nc_ht=scontent-lht6-1.xx&oh=c4792801085864e001190fdf966cedf0&oe=5EC4FA7C
― Generous Grant for Stepladder Creamery (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 13:54 (four years ago) link
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 14:04 (four years ago) link
i miss the old days when there was no food
― whistling (brownie), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 14:07 (four years ago) link
brownies were elvesor coloureds
― kinder, Tuesday, 25 February 2020 14:08 (four years ago) link
The first fish fingers were made by Birds Eye in 1955 at its factory in Great Yarmouth, Norfolk and the official launch took place on 26 September that year.
― glumdalclitch, Tuesday, 25 February 2020 14:10 (four years ago) link
The first purely Indian restaurant was the Hindoostanee Coffee House which opened in 1810 at 34 George Street near Portman Square, Mayfair.
― glumdalclitch, Tuesday, 25 February 2020 14:12 (four years ago) link
Riddled with inaccuracies this!
― glumdalclitch, Tuesday, 25 February 2020 14:13 (four years ago) link
not the standard of accuracy I expect from a printed out and then photographed old cunt meme
― Appleman Appears: 20/2/2020. Whose Cider You On? (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 14:23 (four years ago) link
My tolerance for posts featuring original dialogue accredited to Pooh and Piglet is long-exhausted, and it is a strain not to tell close family members where to stick it when it inevitably pops up.
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 14:24 (four years ago) link
the best part about these "drinking from the hose" memes is that they always unintentionally make the old days sound fucking horrible
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 14:25 (four years ago) link
What do they mean by "coffee was camp"?
― ☮️ (peace, man), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 14:36 (four years ago) link
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camp_Coffee
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 14:42 (four years ago) link
Parents used to have a bottle of Camp in the cupboard and to the best of my knowledge they never drank it. Mom might've used it for xakee flavouring maybe.
― Dunty Reggae party 🎉 (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 14:58 (four years ago) link
The label was a bit racist.
sound really yucky
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 15:01 (four years ago) link
The hell did this fucker eat
― Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 15:03 (four years ago) link
White bread and mutton i guess
for millennia before the invention of chicken tikka masala, britons mainly ate a thick brown slop composed of potatoes, assorted pig organs, and wool
― Generous Grant for Stepladder Creamery (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 15:06 (four years ago) link
Potatoes a new world food tho. Surprised this person ate potatoes in the 50s, rather foreign
― Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 15:07 (four years ago) link
The one thing that we never ever had on our table in the fifties ..was all the delicious food I just mentionedFuck you!
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 25 February 2020 15:28 (four years ago) link
I seen one today which was horrible - Union Jack coloured British Isles - "We are British. We Eat Meat. We Speak English" but I was too mortified to share
― Dunty Reggae party 🎉 (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 15:43 (four years ago) link
Real England
― Boot edge edgelord (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 15:51 (four years ago) link
Things were great when they were crap
― doorstep jetski (dog latin), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 15:55 (four years ago) link
we didn't wear helmets, our drinking water was laced with lead, our parents were emotionally distant or openly abusive, and we carry numerous unexamined traumas from which we have suffered our entire lives, and this is a good thing.
― global tetrahedron, Tuesday, 25 February 2020 16:01 (four years ago) link
That's the spirit.
― Dunty Reggae party 🎉 (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 16:14 (four years ago) link
wikipedia:Laver seaweed has been cultivated as a food since at least the 17th century.
(this is in wales, which is in the uk iirc)
― koogs, Tuesday, 25 February 2020 16:50 (four years ago) link
For the time being.
― Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 17:20 (four years ago) link
Cymruexit
― Boot edge edgelord (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 18:26 (four years ago) link
I drank from the hose and then I ate the hose
― frogbs, Tuesday, 25 February 2020 18:32 (four years ago) link
drink full and descend
― ℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 18:41 (four years ago) link
We drank our own pee and dreamed it was lemonade
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 18:42 (four years ago) link
Weird nostalgia for bygone days of poverty is definitely a thing, but it doesn't usually center on the wide variety of good food you didn't eat because you were too poor or ignorant. That author sounds terrified of other people making choices.
― A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 18:43 (four years ago) link
"Life expectancy was 65"
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 19:19 (four years ago) link
I drank from the hose and then I ate the hoseAnd heaven knows I'm miserable now
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 26 February 2020 02:24 (four years ago) link
it's weird that the 50s are held up as the golden age of shit trad british food bc it was probably the biggest decade of growth for e.g. chinese and indian restaurants in the UK, at least in % terms. even my fusty grandparents ate pasta occasionally, and anglo-indian food like kedgeree had been around for 150+ years
big difference not listed there is that french cuisine was p much the first and last word in fine cuisine back then. old british ppl fkn love french food/butter/meat/death
― ogmor, Thursday, 27 February 2020 10:31 (four years ago) link
Lol I am old
― Dunty Reggae party 🎉 (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 27 February 2020 11:41 (four years ago) link
― majority whip, majority nae nae (m bison), Thursday, 27 February 2020 12:24 (four years ago) link
Not sure if this belongs on here or the right-wing cartoons thread, either way I "enjoyed" it
https://i.redd.it/3iz4ha4iksj41.jpg
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 29 February 2020 22:30 (four years ago) link
I like how that someone took the mildly clever cartoon and then explained the joke
― Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Saturday, 29 February 2020 22:31 (four years ago) link
In the 1960s cars were always parked
― symsymsym, Saturday, 29 February 2020 22:32 (four years ago) link
Hilarious tbh
― ℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Saturday, 29 February 2020 22:40 (four years ago) link
So what they're saying is that there are no zebra crossings any more and that's bad for pedestrians, right? A Good Cartoon.
― emil.y, Sunday, 1 March 2020 01:48 (four years ago) link
https://scontent-cdt1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/90168413_903603446779169_7846824912428728320_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&_nc_sid=110474&_nc_oc=AQk33qPNd10nVaV4v-AeGPyb2uRwSqC6j--0h1dbyTa_QSxLIAw-snfiL6AKKwX62uo&_nc_ht=scontent-cdt1-1.xx&oh=750cca686debe74742ae77dc4d7d8222&oe=5E921344
― the grateful dead can dance (anagram), Sunday, 15 March 2020 06:10 (four years ago) link
hnnnhggghghghhhnnnnn
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 15 March 2020 09:21 (four years ago) link
update: hope now can cancelled
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 15 March 2020 15:18 (four years ago) link
Except hope for the sweet release of death
That's pretty evergreen
― love will keep us apart (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 15 March 2020 15:25 (four years ago) link
-The Misfits
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Sunday, 15 March 2020 15:53 (four years ago) link
March 12 at 1:20 PMR.I.P. I am asking everyone to please take a moment of silence for the United States Navy Seal Team and their families. Their helicopter was shot down yesterday in Afghanistan and they lost 30 members of the team. It would be nice to see this on everyone's page... even if it's only for an hour. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏My prayers for all family members. God Grant you peace & strength. Amen.
R.I.P. I am asking everyone to please take a moment of silence for the United States Navy Seal Team and their families. Their helicopter was shot down yesterday in Afghanistan and they lost 30 members of the team. It would be nice to see this on everyone's page... even if it's only for an hour. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏My prayers for all family members. God Grant you peace & strength. Amen.
People are still sharing this.
― ☮️ (peace, man), Monday, 16 March 2020 13:21 (four years ago) link
shot down by the coronavirus, omg rip
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Monday, 16 March 2020 22:05 (four years ago) link
https://i.ibb.co/4mT5k4W/badmeme.jpg
― ℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 00:05 (four years ago) link
is that... robin with a manbun?
― brimstead, Tuesday, 24 March 2020 02:59 (four years ago) link
https://i.ibb.co/bNbJknz/badmeme2.jpg
it's........................ it's perfect
― ℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Thursday, 26 March 2020 23:02 (four years ago) link
I swear, the Harambe meme is like that roach that manages to scamper around even after you've removed its head
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Thursday, 26 March 2020 23:04 (four years ago) link
oh i've missed that lad
― Let's kill the Queen and be legends (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 26 March 2020 23:04 (four years ago) link
i’ve been off facebook forever and am only hanging around because a) special interest groups and b) the boredom virus, but is it normal for people to completely flood groups with irrelevant and totally shitty memes? every time i open it there’s a a disengaged cat with a stupid caption, or a weak as fuck makuthink platitude, or some dumb game where people post the 27th most recent photo on their phone, or a low-res gif of a bus falling off a cliff. i am not in buses-falling-off-cliffs groups btw.
― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 6 April 2020 06:44 (four years ago) link
Standard fare. I saw people attacking a woman for refusing to join the IDF with gifs of dancing K-pop stars yesterday.
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 6 April 2020 06:54 (four years ago) link
oh dear
― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 6 April 2020 06:55 (four years ago) link
*weeps in squaddie*
https://scontent.flhr6-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/89510577_2054303074714695_2389426916789583872_n.jpg?_nc_cat=110&_nc_sid=8024bb&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&_nc_ohc=zEECCefPDTIAX--YEL7&_nc_ht=scontent.flhr6-1.fna&_nc_tp=14&oh=c6ff16727355ad825a2745a9b6641ec8&oe=5EB458DA
― force ghost bg (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 10 April 2020 10:49 (four years ago) link
Yes, Soviet special ops very famous for their hysteria and sentimentality.
― Daniel_Rf, Friday, 10 April 2020 10:51 (four years ago) link
the superbas are NUFFINK compared to ARE BOYS
― force ghost bg (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 10 April 2020 10:55 (four years ago) link
wtf autocorrect
― force ghost bg (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 10 April 2020 10:56 (four years ago) link
The British soldier's love of brewing up led to the Italians dropping anti-personnel mines disguised as thermos flasks all over Tobruk
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Friday, 10 April 2020 11:02 (four years ago) link
Ah yes, that famously unsentimental nation the British
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 10 April 2020 11:11 (four years ago) link
https://scontent.flhr6-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/92423453_10222557590427312_4374643410401755136_n.jpg?_nc_cat=109&_nc_sid=110474&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&_nc_ohc=h473XGCieM8AX9wtVXB&_nc_ht=scontent.flhr6-1.fna&_nc_tp=14&oh=156affd79141125ed54ce532febd4ef3&oe=5EB67332
― force ghost bg (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 10 April 2020 21:01 (four years ago) link
But what would Benoit Blanc do?
― Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Friday, 10 April 2020 21:04 (four years ago) link
https://i.ibb.co/hZMqDrM/screencapture-www-facebook-com-seaniclesofnarnia-posts-10157099017972036-1586703572280-1.png
ahh yes, those good, wholesome El Salvador gangs are doing their part, carrying baseball bats in the street, beating people who are outside, and sending videos of these beatings to civilians to warn them not to come outside.
― genital giant (Neanderthal), Sunday, 12 April 2020 15:03 (four years ago) link
https://scontent-lax3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/93390674_10218949746046430_3679658671878438912_n.jpg?_nc_cat=111&_nc_sid=110474&_nc_ohc=zVq3Jf7IiBwAX-ztu1R&_nc_ht=scontent-lax3-2.xx&oh=cc08cacc67d91d3651716f86e346723e&oe=5EBC7642
― nickn, Wednesday, 15 April 2020 19:31 (four years ago) link
https://scontent.flhr6-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/91626991_1518746298294250_5893451680011255808_n.jpg?_nc_cat=103&_nc_sid=8024bb&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&_nc_ohc=AFGn-jxmdOgAX-OoYRN&_nc_ht=scontent.flhr6-1.fna&_nc_tp=14&oh=e558e8fff936e8af8017331c381ba917&oe=5ED02783
― julian sprinkles (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 30 April 2020 13:08 (three years ago) link
The Scottish are a proud folk, who are entirely unremarkable and indistinguishable from the rest of humanity, except they have spawned half a dozen words that are unpronounceable by anyone else. And of this they are very proud.
― A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 30 April 2020 18:21 (three years ago) link
<3 th scots 4 that
― methinks dababy doth bop shit too much (m bison), Thursday, 30 April 2020 18:31 (three years ago) link
Bobby G, is that you?
― Neil S, Thursday, 30 April 2020 22:01 (three years ago) link
When I drive past the signpost for Ecclefechan on the M74 I always say Ecclefechan out loud several times. It's an odd and wonderful word even to this Scot.
Ironically (?) its name is likely Brittonic/Welsh in origin
― Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Saturday, 2 May 2020 10:00 (three years ago) link
https://scontent.flhr6-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/93707317_10222639071308674_5424734425755680768_n.jpg?_nc_cat=106&_nc_sid=110474&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&_nc_ohc=oxJCoYd8t7gAX-m9wOc&_nc_ht=scontent.flhr6-1.fna&_nc_tp=14&oh=e1404abd3d0b60d725119d5f7e07e838&oe=5ED4B2D0
― Rams Valley Residents Insuring Future From Chaps Quotes (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 2 May 2020 19:37 (three years ago) link
I will gouge out anybody's eyes for posting that shit
― genital giant (Neanderthal), Saturday, 2 May 2020 19:46 (three years ago) link
including u, sorry bg, plz mk appt to get new eyes
harsh but fair
― Rams Valley Residents Insuring Future From Chaps Quotes (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 2 May 2020 20:21 (three years ago) link
wonder if this guy has any appointmentshttps://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/bladerunner/images/3/31/Chew.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20131113234913
― Rams Valley Residents Insuring Future From Chaps Quotes (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 2 May 2020 20:22 (three years ago) link
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/bladerunner/images/3/31/Chew.jpg
didn't see him the first time
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 2 May 2020 22:15 (three years ago) link
Babu Frik?
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Sunday, 3 May 2020 00:43 (three years ago) link
The eye man from blade runner
Oh there are things I've seen with these eyes in the pandemic context that I could post here
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 4 May 2020 01:16 (three years ago) link
i do eyes!
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 4 May 2020 01:18 (three years ago) link
I wanna know more about this irn-bru stuff
― brimstead, Monday, 4 May 2020 01:29 (three years ago) link
Tastes like metal. Made of metal. Really nice actually
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 4 May 2020 01:44 (three years ago) link
https://scontent.fltn2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/99440002_2943498549051963_7064168720184115200_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&_nc_sid=de0e5b&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&_nc_ohc=VctlARVDpDUAX9KqIoh&_nc_ht=scontent.fltn2-1.fna&_nc_tp=14&oh=240928a5eb96990b33ac3a1fb973cf07&oe=5EF2FDA0
― a denim head and an aficionado of Japanese craftsmanship (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 25 May 2020 07:23 (three years ago) link
Ah yes, famously nobody ever criticised the govt during ww2, that’s why chamberlain won his vote of confidence and remains pm to this day. Love history!
― What fash heil is this? (wins), Monday, 25 May 2020 08:19 (three years ago) link
Yeah but think of all the vegans who... I’ve not seen cause a fuss. Fuckers wouldn’t have even survived ww2
― a hoy hoy, Monday, 25 May 2020 08:24 (three years ago) link
someone big on twitter put this out last week, was widely mocked for it
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 25 May 2020 08:26 (three years ago) link
male and female toilets
― wasdnous (abanana), Monday, 25 May 2020 08:29 (three years ago) link
https://www.ft.com/content/14c86fe8-69d4-11ea-a6ac-9122541af204I like to remind ww2 larpers that ppl were so furious with the establishment that they booed the fucking queen (and Churchill), also that it was the communist party who actually organised deep shelters when the government failed to provide them
― What fash heil is this? (wins), Monday, 25 May 2020 08:42 (three years ago) link
I've seen a lot of things, but never four commas in a row or the word "haversack".
― peace, man, Monday, 25 May 2020 14:32 (three years ago) link
^^^ lost stanza of "Do Ya"
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 25 May 2020 22:09 (three years ago) link
https://scontent.fman3-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/101953781_2674053232841036_8426277418691461120_o.jpg?_nc_cat=1&_nc_sid=2d5d41&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&_nc_ohc=-4nNy0zXUh4AX_1DRtT&_nc_ht=scontent.fman3-1.fna&_nc_tp=14&oh=696380f5455cdbee867a40c4454bd4e1&oe=5F023FFC
― Prosecutor Bradley Tankerton (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 7 June 2020 11:55 (three years ago) link
‘bisexsual’
― Prosecutor Bradley Tankerton (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 7 June 2020 11:56 (three years ago) link
Does this go here?
There's this genre of gormless, unpoetic, basically meaningless statements that apparently don't even have the justification of being fucking adverts. Someone just paid to tell you they are trying their vewy best. Whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean. Who gave these blancmange heads access to the glue to put these up?
Apparently I'm not the only jerk who feels this way though.
https://imgur.com/a/YHd6AI6
― Noel Emits, Sunday, 7 June 2020 12:41 (three years ago) link
🎶nestle makes the very bestwe love our n-ee-aitch-ee-ess 🎶
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 7 June 2020 12:44 (three years ago) link
Is that the reference? That's even worse. I don't remember that advert but it confirms my impression of the perpetrator(s) as being the sort of clowns who open cereal cafes or retro sweet shops. Colonised minds. Sad.
― Noel Emits, Sunday, 7 June 2020 12:57 (three years ago) link
haha no idea but my mind got so colonised by that ad that it was the first thing i thought of
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 7 June 2020 13:45 (three years ago) link
https://scontent.fman3-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/101652705_10158387060562512_6360472213850832936_n.jpg?_nc_cat=103&_nc_sid=ca434c&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&_nc_ohc=sJ_if9-nGXQAX9cWS-V&_nc_ht=scontent.fman3-1.fna&_nc_tp=14&oh=151545ad57a725d80987a270695ee6f4&oe=5F00BA09
― Prosecutor Bradley Tankerton (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 7 June 2020 14:44 (three years ago) link
finally, someone taking action against the scourge of coffee ordering misunderstandings
― Neil S, Sunday, 7 June 2020 15:16 (three years ago) link
🖼
― Boring, Maryland, Sunday, 7 June 2020 16:07 (three years ago) link
does he want filter coffee or an Americano? what size? for here or to go?
― Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 7 June 2020 16:13 (three years ago) link
not cool for his twin sister to razz him like that though
― dip to dup (rob), Sunday, 7 June 2020 16:20 (three years ago) link
I like my coffee like I like my comedians - tasteless and full of chemicals
― I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Sunday, 7 June 2020 16:26 (three years ago) link
I JUST WANT COFFEE YOU PINKOS
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 7 June 2020 20:16 (three years ago) link
Is there a thread for the worst ideas being circulated on social media?
Instead of “How are you?” pic.twitter.com/tPObfnt32T— RN (@DopeEthiopian) June 22, 2020
If people started doing this I might have to avoid all human interaction forever
― Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 23 June 2020 19:29 (three years ago) link
What color is your heart today?Sir this is a Wendy's.Why?
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 23 June 2020 19:31 (three years ago) link
if someone asked me "what story are you telling yourself today" i'd assume they're being passive aggressive
― ℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Tuesday, 23 June 2020 23:46 (three years ago) link
"who the fuck are you kidding today"
― kinder, Tuesday, 23 June 2020 23:47 (three years ago) link
Hey bro, what lies do you find yourself believing?
― Daniel_Rf, Thursday, 25 June 2020 09:50 (three years ago) link
Instead of "how are you?" try this as a prompt pic.twitter.com/UDn9tkmzyP— Eric Allen Hatch (@ericallenhatch) June 25, 2020
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 25 June 2020 13:27 (three years ago) link
high school classmate posted this
it's the wealth dad
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ea-pJwkXQAQAp3y.jpg
― ℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Friday, 31 July 2020 06:14 (three years ago) link
"welp just turned 25 time to elevate my circle from potheads to cokeheads"
― ℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Friday, 31 July 2020 06:15 (three years ago) link
https://pm1.narvii.com/6850/ccb03501c8328fd917cd4f2f23d52d7a9fde6e76v2_hq.jpg
it's time to elevate your circle
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 31 July 2020 17:34 (three years ago) link
is that Jordan Peterson
― brimstead, Friday, 31 July 2020 17:39 (three years ago) link
Americans who can't distinguish "wealth" from "money", C or D?
― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Friday, 31 July 2020 17:47 (three years ago) link
"If you're 25-30 and don't come from massive economic privilege, fuck you you piece of shit"
― blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Friday, 31 July 2020 18:04 (three years ago) link
fuck “real estate” into the ground, forever
― brimstead, Friday, 31 July 2020 18:30 (three years ago) link
talkin' bout the good o'le days with my matadors
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 31 July 2020 20:26 (three years ago) link
― brimstead, Friday, July 31, 2020 7:30 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
huge otm
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Friday, 31 July 2020 20:32 (three years ago) link
Ol'e ol'e, ol'e ol'eFeelin hot hot hot
― The Wealth Dad $ |_/ (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 31 July 2020 20:57 (three years ago) link
https://i.ibb.co/VBH1sSF/FB-IMG-1598257179771.jpg
― muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Monday, 24 August 2020 08:20 (three years ago) link
Woah, mind blown.
― joni mitchell jarre (anagram), Monday, 24 August 2020 09:56 (three years ago) link
is the bird supposed to be good or bad
― Your original display name will be displayed in brackets (Left), Monday, 24 August 2020 11:44 (three years ago) link
bill hicks glove puppets routine? but a bit worse
― Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 24 August 2020 11:53 (three years ago) link
https://i.postimg.cc/DzNj5C4G/image.png
― ℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Saturday, 5 September 2020 01:51 (three years ago) link
oh nice, two repulsive attitudes for the price of one
― assert (MatthewK), Saturday, 5 September 2020 04:04 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/Z6UrtVx.jpg
― Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Saturday, 5 September 2020 22:45 (three years ago) link
dang, here comes the film zone with the deep cuts
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 6 September 2020 03:32 (three years ago) link
I only scanned it lightly, but didn't see Inception on that list. (mirthless chuckle)
― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Sunday, 6 September 2020 03:56 (three years ago) link
Oh it's there.... second column.
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 6 September 2020 06:42 (three years ago) link
https://scontent.flhr6-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/119970284_3342327432515394_7314695540431680757_n.jpg?_nc_cat=108&_nc_sid=110474&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&_nc_ohc=FIV3np85Ao4AX-d0scT&_nc_ht=scontent.flhr6-1.fna&tp=14&oh=e922c511ef8dae7730243942059e3166&oe=5F8A27A9
― you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 19 September 2020 08:34 (three years ago) link
If my friend is a transporter, that's who I'm using for my human trafficking
― Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Saturday, 19 September 2020 08:40 (three years ago) link
If my friend is a hooker...ah, never mind.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Saturday, 19 September 2020 16:21 (three years ago) link
Why do I open this fucking app?
https://dl.dropbox.com/s/x0ksn9rid0xp3bx/FB_IMG_1600829246641.jpg
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 02:53 (three years ago) link
Posted by my former boss
i'd guess that was stolen from Larry the Cable Guy but that seems to be operating on a level even he isn't capable of
― LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 02:56 (three years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr8-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/120217850_1073353373100292_6282164727429267581_o.jpg?_nc_cat=102&_nc_sid=110474&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&_nc_ohc=C3_DCpLXfQsAX9eN5o8&_nc_ht=scontent-lhr8-1.xx&tp=14&oh=d5418a98fca4c47111278dc9466e1b64&oe=5F959BE4
― mirostones, Sunday, 27 September 2020 08:53 (three years ago) link
shared by my auntie, who is a lovely person and a published author toohttps://i.imgur.com/6gQomyE_d.webp
― 好 now 烧烤 (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 27 September 2020 11:20 (three years ago) link
― Neil S, Sunday, 27 September 2020 11:29 (three years ago) link
A Medicine Person
― The Wealth Dad $ |_/ (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 27 September 2020 12:27 (three years ago) link
Nero Linguistic Programming
― The Wealth Dad $ |_/ (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 27 September 2020 12:28 (three years ago) link
what amount of Laziness does a 30-something year-old woman need? worried I've been overdosing :(
― kinder, Sunday, 27 September 2020 14:56 (three years ago) link
depends how much you need, I suppose. So if you need to be lazy all the time, that's fine.
― 好 now 烧烤 (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 27 September 2020 15:38 (three years ago) link
A Medicine Person ranks right up there with Bob Marley and Albert Einstein in terms of innate wisdom and authority.
― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Sunday, 27 September 2020 18:58 (three years ago) link
- Mahatma Gandhi
― velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 27 September 2020 21:46 (three years ago) link
A bottomless pit of relationship advice
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― hoos springsteen (qiqing), Monday, 28 September 2020 08:49 (three years ago) link
- Albert Einstein
― assert (MatthewK), Monday, 28 September 2020 10:08 (three years ago) link
I often find myself pondering the deeper questions like 'What is poison?'. Glad to hear the answer is 'Whatever'
― Specific Ocean Blue (dog latin), Monday, 28 September 2020 10:15 (three years ago) link
Oasis etc
― Mark G, Monday, 28 September 2020 18:27 (three years ago) link
never trust a big butt and a smile
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 01:20 (three years ago) link
If you go to the garden and catch 100 red ants as well as 100 large black ants and put them in a jar, at first, nothing will happen 🤷🏼♂️However, if you violently shake the jar and dump them back on the ground the ants will fight until they eventually kill each other ☠️The thing is, the red ants think the black ants are the enemy and vice versa, when in reality, the real enemy is the person who shook the jar 🤯This is exactly what’s happening in society today Liberal vs ConservativeBlack vs WhitePro Mask vs Anti Mask The real question we need to be asking ourselves is who’s shaking the jar and why? 🤔
― groovypanda, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 13:01 (three years ago) link
Dude maybe needs a refresher on what a conservative is
― The Wealth Dad $ |_/ (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 14:18 (three years ago) link
god is shaking the jar because she is bored
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 14:20 (three years ago) link
Who shook the jaaaar?Father Noahhh
― LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 14:25 (three years ago) link
Tell me who's that shaking? John the Revelator
― Erdős-szám 69 (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 14:28 (three years ago) link
Shake shake shake, shake shake shake, shake your ant jar.
― nickn, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 16:33 (three years ago) link
Makes me think of this
https://verkoren.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/how-the-jerks-came-into-this-world.jpg
― 好 now 烧烤 (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 16:37 (three years ago) link
Chef God Pa Smurf
― LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 16:38 (three years ago) link
and all of the little ants are shakingred and black, antenna wavingthey're not asking who shaaaakeswho's shaking the jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 16:38 (three years ago) link
why mesa allow evil? issa berry boopjack!
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 16:43 (three years ago) link
https://i.ibb.co/hg9Vq0L/FB-IMG-1602469470627.jpg
― LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Monday, 12 October 2020 02:25 (three years ago) link
O ok jeans coat guy
This.
― Wayne Grotski (symsymsym), Monday, 12 October 2020 02:41 (three years ago) link
Think about that.
Take as long as you like.
― nickn, Monday, 12 October 2020 04:37 (three years ago) link
Let. That. Sink. In.
― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Monday, 12 October 2020 04:39 (three years ago) link
That guy looks like an absolute spanker whom I would avoid on sight if I knew him.
― assert (MatthewK), Monday, 12 October 2020 06:05 (three years ago) link
i'm guessing you guys probably laughed at that atlantic piece about how to be happier this election season
― DT, Monday, 12 October 2020 06:44 (three years ago) link
The gist of that article was pretty much "don't pay so much attention to the news. Also centrism is good."
― healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Monday, 12 October 2020 12:07 (three years ago) link
Who amongst us doesn't breathe out a few mushrooms every day?
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― groovypanda, Wednesday, 14 October 2020 10:21 (three years ago) link
due to the moist
― here we go, ten in a rona (onimo), Wednesday, 14 October 2020 13:17 (three years ago) link
that's the name of my next mixtape
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 14 October 2020 13:19 (three years ago) link
Born to be moist
― Bnad, Wednesday, 14 October 2020 14:01 (three years ago) link
moist on both sides
― here we go, ten in a rona (onimo), Wednesday, 14 October 2020 14:55 (three years ago) link
moist by my own breathe-hard
― you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 14 October 2020 15:08 (three years ago) link
slippery when moist
― nonsensei (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 14 October 2020 15:24 (three years ago) link
one yeasty, measty morning
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 14 October 2020 15:39 (three years ago) link
T/S The Moist vs The Warmth
― Specific Ocean Blue (dog latin), Wednesday, 14 October 2020 15:59 (three years ago) link
The Moist of a Generation.
― nickn, Wednesday, 14 October 2020 16:33 (three years ago) link
Imagine being born in 1900.When you're 14 years oldWorld War I beginsand it ends when you have 18with 22 million dead.Shortly after, a world pandemic,a flu called ′′ spanish ",kills 50 million people.You come out alive and unscathed,you are 20 years oldThen at 29 years you survive the global economic crisis that started with the collapse of the New York Stock Exchange, causing inflation, unemployment and famine.At 33 the Nazis come to power.You're 39 when World War II startsand ends when you're 45 During the Holocaust (Shoáh) 6 million Jews die.Over 60 million dead in total.When you're 52 the Korean War starts.When you're 64 the Vietnam War starts and ends when you're 75A baby born in 1985 thinks his grandparents have no idea how difficult life is,and survivors of different wars and disasters survived.A boy born in 1995 and today 25 years old thinks it's the end of the world when his Amazon package takes more than three days to arrive or when he doesn't get more than 15 '' likes '' for his published photo on Facebook or Instagram...In 2020 many of us live in comfort, we have access to different sources of entertainment at home and we often have more than we need.But people complain because about everything.Yet they have electricity, phone, food, hot water and roof over their heads.None of this existed in the past.But humanity survived much more serious circumstances and never lost the joy of living.Maybe it's time to be less selfish, stop complaining and crying.
― groovypanda, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 06:30 (three years ago) link
Electricity, food and hot water didn't exist in the past.
― koogs, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 06:46 (three years ago) link
They left out polio.
― Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 06:51 (three years ago) link
Ball in the street, etc.
― healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 13:12 (three years ago) link
amazing how much our parents and grandparents accomplished before the invention of roofs
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 14:09 (three years ago) link
a flu called "spanish"
― kinder, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 14:22 (three years ago) link
When you're 82 the Jam release their 4th album
― peace, man, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 14:35 (three years ago) link
6th, wtf
tbf, being born in 1900 sounds like it sucked; i guess i'll stop crying
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 15:48 (three years ago) link
I have never so quickly tl:dr in my life
― brimstead, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 16:50 (three years ago) link
In my day we didn't complain. Now here's where you're going wrong.
― mirostones, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 16:59 (three years ago) link
lol @ the Jam invocations, guess i know how i'm singing that song from now on
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 17:12 (three years ago) link
You're 88 when you seeA fish called " Wanda ",
― jmm, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 17:17 (three years ago) link
― kinder, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 18:02 (three years ago) link
Then at 29 years you survive the global economic crisis that started with the collapse of the New York Stock Exchange, causing inflation, unemployment and famine.
Uh, that's not how you spell ruinous deflation. Probably was getting the Great Depression mixed up with Weimar Germany. And yes, the 20th century sucked in lots of ways.
― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 18:39 (three years ago) link
Kid gets around, living through the Spanish flu, two world wars and
Actually blah.
Basically, old people complain about nothing. Except young people.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 18:43 (three years ago) link
i’ll admit i was thinking along the lines of the first part of that macro just two days ago, mainly in the context of like, mass suffering has been the norm for a lot of humanity for a long time and i am personally lucky to have basically evaded that. so far. it IS a brutal succession of crises but most of european history has been.
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 18:51 (three years ago) link
lets you get through 2 wars and Spanish flu 'alive and unscathed'
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 21:39 (three years ago) link
the best time to be alive is always now, it was always worse back then unless it wasn't is how i break it down to an extent
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 21:40 (three years ago) link
*it IS a brutal succession of crises but most of european history has been.*
Can't be part of a brutal European history if you're not in Europe mantappinghead.gif
― kinder, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 22:05 (three years ago) link
But humanity survived much more serious circumstances and never lost the joy of living.
All of humanity, huh? This is meaningless. But what it tries to suggest is a pure fantasy. Lots of people in past centuries (just like today) felt very little, or no, joy in living. Joy is intermittent and rather rare even in the best and happiest lives.
― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 22:17 (three years ago) link
By the time Vietnam rolled around they were probably the warmongers cheering on Operation Rolling Thunder.
― Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 22:31 (three years ago) link
why do i hate that bourbon pyramid-scheme thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?
― ... (Eazy), Thursday, 17 December 2020 15:12 (three years ago) link
(I know why I hate it. It's being shared by friends who are mostly out-of-work actors, non-asshole middle-aged men with good hearts who are probably having a rough year, ones who are looking for some glimmer of fun and fulfillment and a way to socialize with booze, connect in a year or disconnection, and here they are caught up in this. And I don't want to be the one in the comments to make them feel ashamed for getting excited about something, and I imagine them recoiling into a deeper winter funk when it doesn't pan out.)
― ... (Eazy), Thursday, 17 December 2020 15:33 (three years ago) link
A relative invited me to join a facebook group called Cranky People United. Even though I haven't accepted the invitation, I have been treated to several of their hilarious memes, free of charge!
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― peace, man, Tuesday, 19 January 2021 14:24 (three years ago) link
what's shocking to me is that it hasn't yet morphed into an alt-right QAnon conspiracy generator like every other group like this
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 19 January 2021 14:30 (three years ago) link
Assume you've now accepted the invitation
― groovypanda, Tuesday, 19 January 2021 14:32 (three years ago) link
Here ya go, p.m. No charge.
https://i.ibb.co/26tt13B/THisss.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 19 January 2021 14:43 (three years ago) link
― peace, man, Tuesday, 19 January 2021 15:34 (three years ago) link
can't tell if the jack black one is a sarcastic criticism of CGI or they're earnestly saying they loved the movie
― ✖, Tuesday, 19 January 2021 17:46 (three years ago) link
yeah tbh I didn't get that one
― kinder, Tuesday, 19 January 2021 17:48 (three years ago) link
I think it's earnest, and as such an alarming indication that the ppl in this group might be younger than I'd otherwise have assumed.
― Daniel_Rf, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 11:17 (three years ago) link
A 30-year old posted this boomer-ass shit
https://i.imgur.com/4nTgglc.jpg
― Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Thursday, 4 February 2021 06:39 (three years ago) link
9:00 pm is the new midnight?
what a fuckin' loser
― he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Thursday, 4 February 2021 06:40 (three years ago) link
oh TUPPERWARE joekz, man this is some Aristocrats-esque ribald humor
― he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Thursday, 4 February 2021 06:41 (three years ago) link
if someone shared this on their wall I would post pics of myself pissing on this meme
Jeff Foxworthy would be proud of any of those.
― Compromise isn't a principle, it's a method (Aimless), Thursday, 4 February 2021 06:43 (three years ago) link
xpost really makes me wanna ask "u ok, boomer?"
― he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Thursday, 4 February 2021 06:47 (three years ago) link
Was reading that one waiting for the sadistic gloating about the forthcoming public executions of leading democrat politicians
― ukania west (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 4 February 2021 09:43 (three years ago) link
30 is the new Boomer
― Bernie's two left mittens (doo dah), Thursday, 4 February 2021 14:50 (three years ago) link
don't rag on the guy, it was too good not to share
― frogbs, Thursday, 4 February 2021 14:53 (three years ago) link
you know what else is too good not to share?
*farts*
― he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Thursday, 4 February 2021 15:18 (three years ago) link
"off like a herd of turtles" is something i say ironically when i go out and i got it from my grandfather who i think got it from his grandfather
― That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 4 February 2021 16:37 (three years ago) link
i love when "too good not to share" is incorporated into the meme itself. i like a meme with confidence
― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Thursday, 4 February 2021 17:10 (three years ago) link
I will honestly say that I love going to bed early. Going to bed at 9 is awesome.
― The return of our beloved potatoes (the table is the table), Friday, 5 February 2021 00:54 (three years ago) link
lol i love it too. i hate staying up late and i'm a big morning person. i am in bed by 8:30 most weeknights.
― Joses Chrust (map), Friday, 5 February 2021 00:57 (three years ago) link
i've probably seen more dawns than sunsets over the past year. fuck the night time, it's dark and cold. long live day time and the sun.
recently i re-followed a bunch of people on facebook that i unfollowed for reasons i forgot, and now i'm remembering why i unfollowed those people.
i really like spying on my 'suggested friends.' lately it's throwing up a lot of bear-type thotties because i was super shallow and friended this guy i don't know because of his insanely attractive face. (once i could see his profile i realized he is super boring lol).
― Joses Chrust (map), Friday, 5 February 2021 01:03 (three years ago) link
I haven't gone to bed before 9 in my adult life unless there was all day drinking before
― The Man DeLorean (onimo), Friday, 5 February 2021 01:05 (three years ago) link
I never go to bed before 9, but before 10… absolutely
― The return of our beloved potatoes (the table is the table), Friday, 5 February 2021 01:07 (three years ago) link
Going to sleep before midnight is absolutely impossible for me, no matter how early I have to get up. These days I'm only working sporadically so 2/3am is the usual. Anything earlier feels like wasted time somehow
― your passion oozzes from the (ultros ultros-ghali), Friday, 5 February 2021 01:13 (three years ago) link
That last img reads like some sub-Dave Barry shit.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 5 February 2021 01:16 (three years ago) link
maybe they shared it ironically?
― Joses Chrust (map), Friday, 5 February 2021 01:17 (three years ago) link
noooooope - there were added smiley-crying emojis and people replying with their favorites
― Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Friday, 5 February 2021 01:18 (three years ago) link
I rarely go to sleep earlier than 1 am and usually get woken up by my cats around 7 am
― Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Friday, 5 February 2021 01:56 (three years ago) link
Think of the years that is adding to your life!
― Compromise isn't a principle, it's a method (Aimless), Friday, 5 February 2021 02:21 (three years ago) link
Not everyone needs the same amount of sleep? Also, I spent most of my years from 18-30 staying up very late nearly all the time. It was only when I started having to get up for early work that I realized, 'oh wait I like the morning better, night time kind of sucks'
― The return of our beloved potatoes (the table is the table), Friday, 5 February 2021 11:53 (three years ago) link
if I go to bed prior to midnight, i can't sleep. if I go to bed past 1:30 am, i will struggle to get to sleep.
i have a 30 minute pocket that I have to hit or else it's gonna be a long night.
this is due to years of working from home, when I was office bound i had to be in bed earlier.
― he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Friday, 5 February 2021 13:20 (three years ago) link
I am typically exhausted at 9 or 9:30, but for various marital reasons I usually wait until 10:30 to retire.
My son is usually awake and making demands at 4:00 AM.
On normal days that's the pattern, but on a night when I am playing music (performing, recording, rehearsing) the dynamic flips and I become the night person.
― champagne heathernova (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 5 February 2021 13:32 (three years ago) link
I wish I could sleep all day and stay up all night but working an office job where everyone else works 9-5 that wont work.
― Mosholu Porkway (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 5 February 2021 14:39 (three years ago) link
all the music stuff i like takes place at night, but i'm allergic to the night, so it's a struggle.
feel like it's genuinely rare to meet another morning person. most people i know (creative types) are very much night owls.
― Joses Chrust (map), Friday, 5 February 2021 20:58 (three years ago) link
things is with me, the moment midnight hits, my energy cuts in half, like, almost immediately. and it usually comes out of nowhere.
― he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Friday, 5 February 2021 21:09 (three years ago) link
map, i have almost completely stopped going to music events in the past few years as a result of my dislike of staying up late. i haven't gone to a late-night dance party since 2017!
― The return of our beloved potatoes (the table is the table), Friday, 5 February 2021 21:30 (three years ago) link
(i mean part of that is also that i couldn't really go out much in 2019, but yknow)
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― joni mitchell jarre (anagram), Thursday, 11 February 2021 11:37 (three years ago) link
it's... beautiful
― Sven Vath's scary carpet (Neil S), Thursday, 11 February 2021 11:38 (three years ago) link
My god, it's full of stars
― 4 QAnon Blondes (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 11 February 2021 14:13 (three years ago) link
o that's so sad....
Puffin can't see what's inside the circle.
― pplains, Thursday, 11 February 2021 14:14 (three years ago) link
chalk outline of dead horse
― he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Thursday, 11 February 2021 14:25 (three years ago) link
murdered in cold blood
Over the life of this thread, nonpolitical FB posts have gone from passive aggressive make others think like oneself to just sad attempts to reach out
― Bnad, Thursday, 11 February 2021 14:33 (three years ago) link
step in the right direction imo
― John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 11 February 2021 14:54 (three years ago) link
Merkaba MermaidsstASoprripotl ef9mns asStorcr n3es:a26fef mdAMn ·Take my hand, let’s go collect ourselves. You know the parts that have been scattered across time and space? Let’s do that deep soul work and retrieve ourself, excavate ourselves, contain our Aloha energy breath. Be everything we need and more, to share in bliss with those we choose. What veils need to be lifted right now?This weekend is potent for releasing enchantment spells and disillusionment.Don’t allow the sleeping spell to work any longer.All though it may not be immediately as pretty as what you saw before, it’s real and it’s true. You can work with that.Take a few moment today to see what spells you have been subjecting yourself to.Write down what needs to change and illustrate how you would like it to look. What are you manifesting now that you know?What patterns need to be eliminated?If it resonates, let us know in the comments what truth you are waking up to?Or, what aspect of yourself have been untrue?Remove the veils of illusions so that you can see yourself and this world with more clarity....@oozium created this amazing artwork.
― John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Monday, 19 April 2021 19:41 (three years ago) link
This one's being shared all over the place but it's really irking me somehow
https://i.imgur.com/PB1VMzB.png
― Urbandn hope all ye who enter here (dog latin), Wednesday, 12 May 2021 09:56 (two years ago) link
I mean, it’s mostly true though.
― Chewshabadoo, Wednesday, 12 May 2021 12:48 (two years ago) link
I agree, but my solution is not to listen to ad-supported streaming, someone needs to tell this memester about slsk and winamp
― A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 12 May 2021 12:53 (two years ago) link
I guess this person has never listened to the radio or watched MTV/YouTube
― a hoy hoy, Wednesday, 12 May 2021 12:55 (two years ago) link
Or, you know, a wild idea here, maybe pay for an ad-free version of the streaming service so you can not only get rid of those pesky ads, but also toss a few more pennies to the artists responsible for making the music that is so important to you? Or maybe even just buying ad-free music from the artists directly?
But, no, making a meme is definitely the right move.
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 12 May 2021 15:28 (two years ago) link
I’m in a bunch of gardening groups that have become almost intolerable every spring because of the near hourly posts about leaving dandelions for the bees, “dandelions are actually heroes, and omg I bet u didn’t even know they are also delicious” and now it’s spilled over into regular newsfeeds as well. Every once in a while, someone with actual knowledge will gently debunk most of it, but they seem to be very tired of it now. I know I am.
― Kim, Wednesday, 12 May 2021 15:32 (two years ago) link
dandelions are pretty
― Clara Lemlich stan account (silby), Wednesday, 12 May 2021 22:14 (two years ago) link
they are but they crowd out everything else and their roots are diabolical. worst feeling is pulling that root out and seeing you've snapped the tip off. just a half inch left down in there will grow right back. you have to respect the tenacity i guess.
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 12 May 2021 22:16 (two years ago) link
last year I was going to try making my own dandelion and burdock but thankfully I didn't actually do that, though I did try to make bread from discarded wheat in a nearby field (a disaster)
― A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 12 May 2021 22:19 (two years ago) link
that's a cool idea though. what happened??
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 12 May 2021 22:35 (two years ago) link
dough refused to rise, even with loads of yeast, no idea why
― A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 12 May 2021 22:38 (two years ago) link
To be clear, I’m not anti-dandelion. I’m anti-misinformation and just done with all this faux education, faux enlightenment, viral post stuff.
― Kim, Thursday, 13 May 2021 14:13 (two years ago) link
yeah i get it. i am pretty anti-dandelion though ftr
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 13 May 2021 14:21 (two years ago) link
if you want punctuation, close up yr goddamn spacing ffs https://i.imgur.com/o8RmASf.jpg
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 15 May 2021 21:45 (two years ago) link
if you want alcohol , make it clear .
ugh that is so pass-agg it makes me feel guilty for never knowing exactly what i want out of a relationship right away (or ever really)
― Left, Saturday, 15 May 2021 22:29 (two years ago) link
is timepass like a season ticket for a temporal displacement device? or a subscription to tim e.'s patreon? who is tim e.? where am i? what is happening? why is that wordpuke so solemn yet so bad, everything is dissolving into questions, has language been hacked
― cat, Saturday, 15 May 2021 22:58 (two years ago) link
Do you want timepass? Or do you want somebody's help just?
― ignore the blue line (or something), Saturday, 15 May 2021 23:14 (two years ago) link
Heh heh.
― Working in the POLL Mine (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 16 May 2021 00:03 (two years ago) link
Have you been to this thread before? Hinglish/Indian English C/D, S/D
― Working in the POLL Mine (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 16 May 2021 00:04 (two years ago) link
Recently happened on this group which is about sharing (and laughing at) all those passy-aggy hyper-masculine memes with pictures of the Joker/Tom Hardy smoking a cigar/bloke from Peaky Blinders Peaky Wankers
some choice ones:
https://i.imgur.com/cHHXbO5.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/PdhqWTN.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/jCfYxBf.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/vHWfi3n.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/Tn6fLSJ.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/VWzgTWu.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/ztB2WO9.jpg
― Urbandn hope all ye who enter here (dog latin), Friday, 21 May 2021 11:19 (two years ago) link
Remember when the Joker was funny?
― pplains, Friday, 21 May 2021 12:54 (two years ago) link
"Throw me to the lions then I will come back riding a lion" is kinda hilarious tbf
― Urbandn hope all ye who enter here (dog latin), Friday, 21 May 2021 12:56 (two years ago) link
"I don't need a weapon. I am one"
Lol u got that right bro
― maybe the beeple would be the times or between clark and hill (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 21 May 2021 13:01 (two years ago) link
weapon of mass cringe
― Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Friday, 21 May 2021 13:15 (two years ago) link
I can think of another reason the joker with cards embedded into his face might be single
― ✖, Friday, 21 May 2021 16:54 (two years ago) link
I especially like the lion who doesn't have to tell you it's a lion
― Urbandn hope all ye who enter here (dog latin), Friday, 21 May 2021 19:07 (two years ago) link
These are kinda incel fodder
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 21 May 2021 19:09 (two years ago) link
I'm positive you can delete "kinda" for two of those
― rob, Friday, 21 May 2021 19:14 (two years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/mqv0gLp.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 22 May 2021 15:33 (two years ago) link
✓ furries✓ bondage✓ bottom text
A+ great work, lads
― cat, Tuesday, 25 May 2021 01:02 (two years ago) link
ugh that is so pass-agg it makes me feel guilty for never knowing exactly what i want out of a relationship right away (or ever really)― Left, Saturday, May 15, 2021 6:29 PM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Left, Saturday, May 15, 2021 6:29 PM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink
agreed. that meme, like a lot of memes, reveals a simplistic view of human nature and relationships.
― treeship., Tuesday, 25 May 2021 01:43 (two years ago) link
this is the power of memes, they are simple. you see it, you feel something, you share it, the virus spreads.
there should be a thraed of deep memes which require painstaking consideration.
― cat, Tuesday, 25 May 2021 01:59 (two years ago) link
i ain't making it tho because lol
― cat, Tuesday, 25 May 2021 02:00 (two years ago) link
the best memes are non sequiturs that create little gaps in your brain smoothing your path into early onset alzheimer's, imo
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Tuesday, 25 May 2021 02:34 (two years ago) link
― Clara Lemlich stan account (silby), Tuesday, 25 May 2021 02:36 (two years ago) link
https://i.postimg.cc/9QLCmb2f/image.png
― ✖, Friday, 28 May 2021 16:22 (two years ago) link
well that and a chainsaw
"no one can destroy a person" is somehow one of the craziest statements I've ever read
― silverfish, Friday, 28 May 2021 17:38 (two years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzF1KySHmUA
― Draymond is "Mr Dumpy" (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 30 May 2021 02:26 (two years ago) link
Rust is not the process of iron destroying itself; oxygen is destroying the iron through oxidation.
― What's It All About, Althea? (Aimless), Sunday, 30 May 2021 03:39 (two years ago) link
much as oxygen is destroying all of us through fueling these conversations
― Draymond is "Mr Dumpy" (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 30 May 2021 08:15 (two years ago) link
Ban oxygen
― Nostradamusferatu (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 30 May 2021 11:53 (two years ago) link
Rust is not the process of iron destroying itself; oxygen is destroying the iron through oxidation.It takes two (elements) to tango (oxidise), e.g. aluminium is much smarter & forms a clear impermeable oxide, protecting the metal from further damage.
― I was born anxious, here's how to do it. (ledge), Sunday, 30 May 2021 15:34 (two years ago) link
no one can destroy the spaniards but the tango.
― Draymond is "Mr Dumpy" (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 June 2021 05:24 (two years ago) link
an ad that came up todayhttps://i.ibb.co/VqXhYbn/121842981-6215143697083-8161004647851248371-n-png.jpg
― wasdnuos (abanana), Sunday, 6 June 2021 16:02 (two years ago) link
Who, the ninja turtle?
― pplains, Sunday, 6 June 2021 17:04 (two years ago) link
Laser cutters are cool and I hope to one day be able to afford one but not that Apple wannabe shit.
― Joe Bombin (milo z), Sunday, 6 June 2021 17:08 (two years ago) link
https://i.ibb.co/vLSWCJN/107461736-2929628520479764-6297895774500584574-n.jpg
― making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Friday, 16 July 2021 15:04 (two years ago) link
sounds like the makings of an incredibly dull story
― Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Friday, 16 July 2021 15:10 (two years ago) link
I have bad news for that person about non-modern media, unless they mean "modern" in the way historians do and they're talking about Othello and Madame Bovary
― rob, Friday, 16 July 2021 15:13 (two years ago) link
I feel like this is actually..... how relationships are typically presented in any novel/TV show/movie where "a crisis in the relationship" isn't the plot?
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 16 July 2021 15:15 (two years ago) link
I feel like some people literally just want a movie where everybody gets along and are good people and have fun and nothing really happens
― making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Friday, 16 July 2021 15:47 (two years ago) link
At his TIFF press conference in 1996, Godard said that's what he wanted from a film (minus the getting along, good people and having fun).
― Halfway there but for you, Friday, 16 July 2021 15:50 (two years ago) link
for instance, the In the Heights movie made some pretty serious changes to the plot from the original musical, cutting the entire frosty relationship between Benny (a Black character) and Kevin (a Hispanic character, whose daughter Benny wants to date). in the musical, Kevin doesn't think Benny is good enough for her and also doesn't want her to date someone who isn't Hispanic and tries to interfere, and it's a huge plot point. and they got rid of it entirely, the two characters are perfectly friendly.
one of my friends praised this decision, thrilled that there was no longer this 'ugliness'. i was like...they got rid of one of the biggest conflicts in the musical and ...that's a good thing?
― making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Friday, 16 July 2021 15:53 (two years ago) link
getting really sick and tired of people "exposing" hypocritical conservative logic on social media. they don't give a solitary fuck that they're being hypocritical. they love the fact that they're being illogical because they love watching people twist themselves into pretzels trying to untangle their bullshit.
conservatives don't care that our founders wanted separation between church and state, they don't care about small government. shut the fuck up!!!
― grove street (party) direction (voodoo chili), Friday, 3 September 2021 14:59 (two years ago) link
guess i should provide an example. mainly i'm seeing people share screenshots of viral tweets like this one
News flash: If you ban mask mandates, outlaw abortions, dictate what educators can teach in schools, and stop people from voting, you're not the party of "limited government."— Robert Reich (@RBReich) September 1, 2021
yeah I get tired of that shit for that reason. at least share gif memes that are educational, and they do exist.
― Duke Detain (Neanderthal), Friday, 3 September 2021 15:02 (two years ago) link
yes pointing out conservative hypocrisy lost its utility like, a decade ago at least
― global tetrahedron, Friday, 3 September 2021 15:31 (two years ago) link
i always view conservative hypocrisy posts as entertainment for the type of people who share them and not a genuine attempt at arguing with conservatives
they never work because convincing someone they're being hypocritical relies on you getting them to admit that they said/believed/claimed/did/agreed with 2 separate things. it's difficult enough to get a conservative to commit ideologically to one thing. getting them to commit to two different things at the same time is nearly impossible.
― ✖, Friday, 3 September 2021 19:08 (two years ago) link
i think one of the reasons why it bothers me is because it conveys a feeling of smug superiority while also drastically underestimating the damage this kind of worldview is capable of. it reassures people of their inherent correctness, and fortifies a false belief that the fact that they're correct means fuck all.
― grove street (party) direction (voodoo chili), Friday, 3 September 2021 19:59 (two years ago) link
https://scontent-den4-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/241336890_4890044334358265_761837936212728435_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=N0JvhsehnR8AX_ZON5a&_nc_ht=scontent-den4-1.xx&oh=b8859b441e1462c2fc3269f4fd9c3dee&oe=6137F5D3
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Saturday, 4 September 2021 21:34 (two years ago) link
fuck you spencer, there were 10 boxes and i was hungry and your metaphor is garbage, some people are anorexic and that's not exactly healthy now is it?
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Saturday, 4 September 2021 21:35 (two years ago) link
STOP MAKING POLITICS POINTS WITH PIZZA
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Saturday, 4 September 2021 21:36 (two years ago) link
I'm not much of a Facebook user, but I've been finding myself going there more frequently just to look at sponsored or recommended content. The stuff I get is 50% music related and the other 50% is made up of weird art or food tricks, dudes doing crazy parkour or other extreme sports shit, and stuff like the craziest waterslide down the side of a Chinese mountain.
I'm not sure that this is healthy behavior, but I'm also not sure that it is inherently bad either.
― Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Monday, 6 September 2021 17:17 (two years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/KUH20o0.png
― pplains, Tuesday, 7 September 2021 01:20 (two years ago) link
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Tuesday, 7 September 2021 01:24 (two years ago) link
god warned us that burning too much fossil fuel would incur his wrath, but we didn't listen.
― it is to laugh, like so, ha! (Aimless), Tuesday, 7 September 2021 01:31 (two years ago) link
God and the City
― Duke Detain (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 7 September 2021 01:32 (two years ago) link
https://i.postimg.cc/4y0tkKWV/image.png
― ✖, Wednesday, 15 September 2021 00:54 (two years ago) link
what if i'm not dope ass? what if i'm wack ass?
― ✖, Wednesday, 15 September 2021 00:55 (two years ago) link
at the end of the day we're all ass, why do we have to focus on our differences
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Wednesday, 15 September 2021 18:01 (two years ago) link
getting really sick and tired of people "exposing" hypocritical conservative logic on social media. they don't give a solitary fuck that they're being hypocritical.
And why should they? Anti-hypocrisy is standard-issue "the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron" stuff. Conservatives, like liberals, want government to be empowered to do things they think are good and prevented from doing things they think are bad.
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 18:05 (two years ago) link
xp wait is that post saying God is a college girl at a DMB concert?
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 18:06 (two years ago) link
Tryin to make her way home….
― Mark G, Wednesday, 15 September 2021 19:43 (two years ago) link
Won't you come and crash into me, God
― I'm a sovereign jazz citizen (the table is the table), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 21:52 (two years ago) link
if you were walking around town and you saw this bob marley tweet in the middle of the road wwyd
https://i.postimg.cc/DynG3GGm/image.png
― ✖, Sunday, 3 October 2021 01:42 (two years ago) link
Set fire to it
― Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Sunday, 3 October 2021 02:13 (two years ago) link
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 3 October 2021 02:19 (two years ago) link
A while back whilst riding and docking a rent-a-bike I noticed there was a cool-looking small press headquarters around the corner from my favorite restaurant near my old office. Eventually through an unrelated channel I got to know someone who worked there and he invited me in. There were some interesting doodles on the wall which I asked about. They turned out to be by Kurt Vonnegut.
― He POLLS So Much About These Zings (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 3 October 2021 23:21 (two years ago) link
mention your favorite artist and see if she/he responds to you
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Wednesday, 6 October 2021 18:39 (two years ago) link
sadly no responses yet from Bob Marley
― I Am Fribbulus (Xax) (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 6 October 2021 19:16 (two years ago) link
if I wasn't banned I'd ask Scott Stapp why he sucked so much ass on that page
― Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 October 2021 21:56 (two years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FEqB-nSXEAQ7Bja?format=jpg&name=small
― mookieproof, Saturday, 20 November 2021 19:00 (two years ago) link
-- Kendall Roy
― kinder, Saturday, 20 November 2021 19:23 (two years ago) link
brockhampton fell off
― ✖, Saturday, 20 November 2021 19:38 (two years ago) link
that hot and holy truth, ooh la la
― cookie hat, esq. (cat), Saturday, 20 November 2021 20:50 (two years ago) link
the latest chain message on FB:
"Must Read !!!About 6 months ago, my neighbor asked me if I wouldn't mind sharing my Wi-Fi password. I decided to give it to him because it wouldn't cost me anything extra, and because I got along with him. Yesterday, as I was getting out of the car, the neighbor was at his door, getting ready to come outside. I stopped to talk a bit as he held the door open. He happily told me he now had Netflix. At that, jokingly I said: ′′I work hard, I barely have time to watch TV, but, if you could lend me your password to watch some shows, I would appreciate it ". A voice was heard in the distance, coming from inside the house. It was his wife, ′′We can't give the password to her, because I'm the one who pays the bill and I can't share it." The man apologized and I said it was no problem. We kept talking about other things, and as I left, he stayed working outside. When I happened to look outside a little while later, I noticed the man's wife come outside. She seemed very nervous and upset. They both went into the house. After a few minutes, he and his wife came to my door to tell me the Wi-Fi password wasn't working anymore. I looked at them and said, ′′ I changed my password, because it's me paying the bill and I can't share it ". The wife turned red and tried to say something, but I said, ′′Ma'am, I have my network and you have your Netflix, everything is fine and everyone is happy". They turned around and left. They never spoke to me again._______________________________This story isn't mine, but here's the lesson I learned from it:- Friendship must be mutual.- Love must be mutual.- Affection must be mutual.In 2022 (and beyond) I intend to returnsilence with silence,absences with absences,affection with affection,friendship with friendship, andloyalty with loyalty.No more one-sided feelings.Feelings must be mutual.I am no longer the same."
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 4 January 2022 19:41 (two years ago) link
post your passwords for a blessed 2022 🙏
― in the age of NFTs I bought a monkey (rob), Tuesday, 4 January 2022 19:52 (two years ago) link
rob what's your password
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 4 January 2022 20:03 (two years ago) link
IAmNoLongerTheSame1996
― rob, Tuesday, 4 January 2022 20:10 (two years ago) link
Love that “they never spoke to me again” after something that happened “yesterday”
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Wednesday, 5 January 2022 11:42 (two years ago) link
haha, good catch
― I Am Fribbulus (Xax) (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 5 January 2022 13:51 (two years ago) link
maybe they died
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 5 January 2022 14:26 (two years ago) link
Someone has said this before I’m sure but it slays me how much hostility is expressed in these Facebook memes in the guise of “wisdom” or something.Also why the fuck would you share your wifi, the guy could be downloading kiddie porn.
― A Pile of Ants (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 5 January 2022 14:52 (two years ago) link
it's the whole tradition of appearing like a badass, like back when you'd be in the bar talking to your friend
"so I told that motherfucker - YOU HAVE YOUR NETFLIX, I HAVE MY WIFI"
"you said that?"
"Well....no. not in those words. I told him I'm sorry we couldn't come to an understanding."
"Oh."
"also I gave him my wi-fi back a few minutes later".
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 5 January 2022 14:54 (two years ago) link
I'm surprised the guy knew how to change his password.
And see? The fellas always get along, but as soon as a woman gets involved...
― pplains, Wednesday, 5 January 2022 15:03 (two years ago) link
the narrator is a "her"
― rob, Wednesday, 5 January 2022 15:06 (two years ago) link
gonna turn this into a FB chain message now
― rob, Wednesday, 5 January 2022 15:07 (two years ago) link
Oh sure. Next thing you'll be asking me is why did the surgeon say, "That's my son," when the husband was the one who brought him into the emergency room?
― pplains, Wednesday, 5 January 2022 15:15 (two years ago) link
I know that one: gay marriage
― rob, Wednesday, 5 January 2022 15:36 (two years ago) link
― A Pile of Ants (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 5 January 2022 16:40 (two years ago) link
“If you can’t handle me at my worst you don’t deserve me at my best” —Albert Einstein
― A Pile of Ants (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 5 January 2022 16:41 (two years ago) link
“He happily told me he now had Netflix” is such a funny sentence.
― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Wednesday, 5 January 2022 18:29 (two years ago) link
how good could the speed have been using a neighbor's wifi
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 5 January 2022 20:44 (two years ago) link
we watched Cobra Kai, each episode took us four hours once the buffering was over
′Ma'am, I have my network and you have your Netflix, everything is fine and everyone is happy"
Why do I hear this being followed by the whistle in Led Zep salsa song
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 5 January 2022 21:22 (two years ago) link
they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal) at 2:44 5 Jan 22how good could the speed have been using a neighbor's wifi]the narrator is a gamer so they have one of those crazy routers that looks like an alien ship
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 5 January 2022 22:43 (two years ago) link
Solomon the WiFi
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 6 January 2022 05:03 (two years ago) link
take my wifi... PLEASE
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 6 January 2022 19:42 (two years ago) link
(that's pretty good)
― koogs, Thursday, 6 January 2022 21:02 (two years ago) link
if I see that god damn "I am planting flowers" meme once more I am gonna go on an unfollowing spree
― chaos goblin line cook (sleeve), Thursday, 6 January 2022 22:46 (two years ago) link
hadn't seen that yet, just looked it up....ugh yes burn it with fire
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Thursday, 6 January 2022 22:47 (two years ago) link
boomer-humour
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 7 January 2022 01:34 (two years ago) link
When we lived in a U-Haul, we used to park it outside our friends' warehouse and use their Wi-Fi. We could stream movies and everything, no problem.
― we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Friday, 7 January 2022 23:19 (two years ago) link
Just had my first meeting in the Metaverse. Here’s the top 16 reasons I’ll never take a meeting any other way:— Garrett Scott 🕳 (@thegarrettscott) January 7, 2022
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Friday, 7 January 2022 23:59 (two years ago) link
#1: i am a cocker spaniel and am tired of explaining
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 8 January 2022 02:25 (two years ago) link
https://www.garbageday.email/p/viral-content-optimized-to-piss-off
"There should be no illusions anymore about what Facebook is, as a platform. It’s just random bits of sensory information meant to make old people fight with each other."
― rob, Friday, 14 January 2022 18:46 (two years ago) link
lol forks
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 14 January 2022 18:53 (two years ago) link
that's an interesting article, thanks rob. God this FB shit is so weird. However I did really enjoy the cat breastfeeding video, that was worth 1000 counter spaghetti videos.
― akm, Friday, 14 January 2022 19:19 (two years ago) link
i’m sorry the what
― cowboy bopeep (cat), Sunday, 16 January 2022 02:51 (two years ago) link
College acquaintance who now teaches at a very prestigious divinity school and was recently profiled in the NY Times bc of her corporate spirituality consultant job posted some kind of flickering neon aurora-ish gif on FB today. Someone in the comments asks "What's this? Maybe I can't get my audio to work." She replies "Haha there's no sound, it's just meant to evoke the inner life of spirit," with a smiley face emoji. Obviously if this person were less successful in life this would only be mildly annoying; it's the fact that she gets paid the big bucks for this sort of thing that fills me with rage.
― Lily Dale, Wednesday, 19 January 2022 02:06 (two years ago) link
https://i.ibb.co/20JW40n/274451171-10112872224645472-3541564788520862916-n.jpg
― sorry Mario, but our princess is in another butthole (Neanderthal), Monday, 21 February 2022 19:03 (two years ago) link
Well gee, by that metric I'm doing great. No one has offered me anything, so clearly my value is limitless.
― un chien boogaloo (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 21 February 2022 22:05 (two years ago) link
https://i.ibb.co/YbdKJwB/FB-IMG-1645643373042.jpg
― sorry Mario, but our princess is in another butthole (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 23 February 2022 19:10 (two years ago) link
Oh my, let me put my readers on.
― peace, man, Wednesday, 23 February 2022 20:41 (two years ago) link
"they"
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Wednesday, 23 February 2022 22:16 (two years ago) link
I see a doggie
― Johnny Mathis der Maler (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 24 February 2022 01:43 (two years ago) link
Cat bottom right
― Mark G, Thursday, 24 February 2022 08:10 (two years ago) link
now that social media is filled with memes telling people that are worried about rising gas costs to be thankful they don't live in a war zone, I wonder if they actually have any low-income friends or family whom a massive gasoline hike actually could threaten their ability to make ends meet. or ever had a colleague call out of work because they had no money to fill up their vehicle to get to work that day. or have ever had the ability to hold two different thoughts in their head at the same time.
but hey, if it makes people feel better to ration out sympathy based on a tiered system.
― i read to 69 position (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 March 2022 20:39 (two years ago) link
(I'm definitely not talking about myself here, and obviously there's a wide gulf between David Allen Coe fans who drive SUVs with MAGA bumper stickers and make six figures whinging about gas prices and people who are actually struggling, but lefties' penchant for zero sum messaging never ceases to amaze)
― i read to 69 position (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 March 2022 20:40 (two years ago) link
wow you're getting that from lefties? feels like a classic conservative argument to me, "be thankful proles, things are much worse behind the Iron Curtain"
― Daniel_Rf, Friday, 11 March 2022 10:06 (two years ago) link
Feels like an honorary Facebook post
20 books to read in your 20s= thread = pic.twitter.com/LzkP9Y76Hg— Art of Life 🦋 (@Art0fLife_) April 10, 2022
― papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 11 April 2022 16:35 (two years ago) link
I made it about halfway through Atomic Habits earlier this year (at my therapist's suggestion) and it inspired me to make some small-but-important life changes that I have thus far been able to stick to.
There are obviously some egregious Jordan Peterson books in there and I'm unfamiliar with most of the rest.
― peace, man, Monday, 11 April 2022 16:44 (two years ago) link
If anyone is still reading any of those books 5 years from now I will be astonished. But there will be a whole new batch of warmed-over pop psychology and simple-minded self-motivational books by then, so no one will miss these.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 11 April 2022 17:35 (two years ago) link
Seneca is likely to make it another 5 years.
― bulb after bulb, Monday, 11 April 2022 17:46 (two years ago) link
i like siddharta.
i have heard that sapiens is one of the least accurate pop science books.
― adam t. (abanana), Monday, 11 April 2022 17:51 (two years ago) link
12. Letters From A Stoic pic.twitter.com/jprmMCNkG6— Art of Life 🦋 (@Art0fLife_) April 10, 2022
(never mind that last post, misunderstood bab's comment)
― adam t. (abanana), Monday, 11 April 2022 17:53 (two years ago) link
Fiction books and female writers are for after you've retired
― jmm, Monday, 11 April 2022 18:15 (two years ago) link
don't get me started on the many deficiencies of stoicism as a moral philosophy
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 11 April 2022 18:36 (two years ago) link
Yeah Sapiens was pretty bad but there are like ten worse things there
― So's your imam (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 12 April 2022 02:14 (two years ago) link
haha tuesdays with morrie at #19 killed me
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 12 April 2022 02:35 (two years ago) link
Why are there 48 books in the first image... and a bunch of books on the list of 20 aren't even in that image...?
― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Tuesday, 12 April 2022 04:09 (two years ago) link
20 books that will allow you to happily adjust to a lifetime of wage slavery and pretending your life actually means anything because you have a job
― we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Saturday, 16 April 2022 17:27 (two years ago) link
https://i.ibb.co/y8F2CG2/Screenshot-20220508-191829.jpg
― Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Sunday, 8 May 2022 23:20 (one year ago) link
peter noone fights alone
guess he was in a band called hermits lol
― very interesting piece by (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 9 May 2022 08:15 (one year ago) link
two friends, one visiting georgia (the country) the other new orleans. both posting 6-10 photos a day without using albums. i wish the 'i have read this post' thing actually worked (and was cross browser)
― koogs, Monday, 23 May 2022 13:20 (one year ago) link
turns out bread in georgia is very slightly different from bread in the uk, i know because i've seen pictures.
― koogs, Monday, 23 May 2022 13:22 (one year ago) link
Sci-fi author Neal Asher here sticking it to the sheeple
Uhuh. pic.twitter.com/Tj4JismO4y— Neal Asher (@nealasher) June 13, 2022
― groovypanda, Monday, 13 June 2022 07:25 (one year ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FZLo5cqX0AMrnSG?format=jpg&name=small
― jmm, Wednesday, 3 August 2022 23:36 (one year ago) link
https://theinterrobang.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/tumblr_lw7hsmVh9U1r2qaswo1_500.jpg
I never really thought of Bernard Cribbins as a philosopher.
― Ashley Pomeroy, Thursday, 4 August 2022 20:09 (one year ago) link
No disrespect to to man like Bernard but I'd be at least highly amused to see the bunch of (possibly) former glue sniffers, truants and expert flobbers I mostly haven't seen since I wwas 14 given a shot.
― Noel Emits, Thursday, 4 August 2022 20:39 (one year ago) link
that's one of the opening posts of the thread!10 years, full circle
― corrs unplugged, Friday, 5 August 2022 06:56 (one year ago) link
increasingly people are using Facebook stories. i get 5 seconds to read three sentences done as an image? what am i missing?
(videos are even worse because they don't auto-play and by the time I've clicked the button the 5 seconds is over)
(Facebook web mainly, via my phone)
― koogs, Wednesday, 24 August 2022 20:12 (one year ago) link
FB stories are dumb and I only ever used them when I was banned because the system screwed up and still let me do them
― Toonie Orlando (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 August 2022 20:13 (one year ago) link
Oh god that makes me even more glad to have stayed off FB. Is Meta turning it into another TikTok clone like they are with Instagram?
― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 24 August 2022 20:14 (one year ago) link
they've been available for a while but I've only ever seen one or two at a time. I've currently got 5 up there, all unwatched
― koogs, Wednesday, 24 August 2022 20:44 (one year ago) link
oh, the one from Helen was actually 4...
― koogs, Wednesday, 24 August 2022 20:46 (one year ago) link
You can pause a story on an iPhone/iPad by touching it and holding it. It took me years to realise this.
― mike t-diva, Friday, 26 August 2022 20:52 (one year ago) link
i hit reply, but it puts a transparent overlay on it, greying it out slightly, and brings up the keyboard obscuring the bottom half.
― koogs, Friday, 26 August 2022 21:06 (one year ago) link
yeah, just clicking it does nothing, it has to be the reply box or the emojis next to it.
― koogs, Friday, 26 August 2022 21:08 (one year ago) link
ughhttps://i.postimg.cc/DyhFryK9/Screenshot-20220928-081651.jpg
― link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 07:19 (one year ago) link
didn't say which generation to be fair
― Daniel_Rf, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 08:54 (one year ago) link
idea to start a pro-boomer, anti-zoomer meme page on Facebook, spend a year filling it with this shit, then suddenly start posting memes about 60s/70s music/films being boring and shit, use pure rage generated as an alternative energy source
― link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 08:59 (one year ago) link
Leave a red
https://i.ibb.co/JqXrWJC/Screenshot-20221013-150454.jpg
― stank viola (Neanderthal), Thursday, 13 October 2022 19:06 (one year ago) link
Is the red <3 in that exact position vis a vis the photograph on purpose?
― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Friday, 14 October 2022 05:14 (one year ago) link
such powerful inspiration
― corrs unplugged, Friday, 14 October 2022 09:11 (one year ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/HD3iLgvm.jpg
― lord of the rongs (anagram), Monday, 31 October 2022 07:32 (one year ago) link
*stows away copy of What Is To Be Done I was planning to hand trick-or-treaters*
― Daniel_Rf, Monday, 31 October 2022 10:38 (one year ago) link
we sat on the porch with a massive bowl of penny candy and invited anyone who stopped in to pick out two choices.
two obviously twentysomething kids smoking weed stopped when they saw us on our stoop and one of them tossed on a covid mask and wandered up with "trick or treat, i just turned 15." he took a kitkat with our blessing.
separately, a lady in her fifties/sixties wearing a hijab strolled right up and lunged at our bowl before we could react, grabbing two massive handfuls, dumping them in her bag and then tried to do it again. we actually had to restrain her. she laughed and said something heavily accented about "3 at home" and held her arm out expecting more. i dubiously gave her an additional assortment of starbursts to make her go away. She looked to be carrying something like 15 pounds of candy in multiple sacks already. she tried the same thing next door but didn't make it past their front gate. Possibly a known local character that I haven't met yet?
Everyone else who arrived was 12 or under or parents and exceptionally polite. One dad had a killer homemade Red Guardian costume. Lots of anime characters. One dad shredder and his two kids as ninja turtles. One family dressed as the local broadcast crew for the Mets, kid wearing a mustache and a bald cap tells me "my dad will have to explain."
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 1 November 2022 06:42 (one year ago) link
Buncha dorks sharing a meme about Zardoz taking place in 2023 when it's set in 2293
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Monday, 2 January 2023 11:49 (one year ago) link
the mobile web revamp makes posting and editing said posts really difficult. i can't see the text box half the time. also keeps jumping back to top posts, which are posts I've already seen.
― koogs, Monday, 2 January 2023 12:08 (one year ago) link
https://i.ibb.co/Pm9DB2S/FB-IMG-1672980506871.jpg
― paranormal bully romance (Neanderthal), Sunday, 8 January 2023 17:05 (one year ago) link
that one's a good indicator of how many 10 year olds now have their own phone and tablet
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 8 January 2023 19:24 (one year ago) link
I think you’re underestimating the degree to which today’s 20 and 30 somethings like joking about poop
― G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Sunday, 8 January 2023 19:27 (one year ago) link
10 year olds are probably posting about beyblade or whatever is cool now instead of beyblade
That meme is the kind of thing I see everyone looking at on their phones during their commutes…lol
― calstars, Sunday, 8 January 2023 19:33 (one year ago) link
why do I have this sudden feeling of impending doom?
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 8 January 2023 19:39 (one year ago) link
Explains all the car wrecks
― paranormal bully romance (Neanderthal), Sunday, 8 January 2023 19:39 (one year ago) link
tbf, getting a lot of whiney energy off that meme
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 8 January 2023 21:13 (one year ago) link
I’m 50 and the word “diarrhea “ is funny to me.
― Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 8 January 2023 22:32 (one year ago) link
can u name 3 of them
― paranormal bully romance (Neanderthal), Sunday, 8 January 2023 22:49 (one year ago) link
that one would work better with a reference to the Bristol Stool Chart
― papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 8 January 2023 22:52 (one year ago) link
it’s not a poop joke
― not too strange just bad audio (brimstead), Sunday, 8 January 2023 22:52 (one year ago) link
can't explain why exactly but i've been rolling my fucking eyes at this one for years and i'm a literal tree hugger
https://scontent-lax3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/324241872_887452609236206_2876043544030029962_n.jpg?_nc_cat=111&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=1ZyJAJj3b98AX-BoTas&_nc_ht=scontent-lax3-2.xx&oh=00_AfD_5hFhtd2e5sjaVyhJMc6WTf6NUxQ5dVDeEou4-bFDtA&oe=63C2A50C
― ꙮ (map), Tuesday, 10 January 2023 21:15 (one year ago) link
I only see ads for them on social media so I'm counting it but I'm irrationally annoyed by the whole "immersive art experience" thing where you walk through rooms of projected Van Goghs or whatever.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 11 January 2023 23:30 (one year ago) link
lol yeah those are such a rip-offs. immersive theatre is bad enough.
― Daniel_Rf, Thursday, 12 January 2023 10:53 (one year ago) link
insta-art is the worst
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 12 January 2023 17:18 (one year ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/O2YuCC8.png
― papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 24 January 2023 02:02 (one year ago) link
an NBC sitcom
― fentanyl young (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 24 January 2023 02:03 (one year ago) link
Word Porn
:'(
― corrs unplugged, Tuesday, 24 January 2023 07:38 (one year ago) link
"SFW Porn" is a particularly sickening reddit phenomenon, "earth porn" "machine porn" "abandoned buildings porn" "word porn" etc.
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Tuesday, 24 January 2023 07:59 (one year ago) link
when Ken Nordine fell on hard times in the 70s
― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Tuesday, 24 January 2023 08:03 (one year ago) link
― peace, man, Tuesday, 24 January 2023 11:16 (one year ago) link
i really thought i had dialed in my fb feed to a reasonable degree but since throwing a few likes to meme groups that actually post genuinely funny memes (imo) (i realize this was a mistake now), every couple of posts is fb presenting me with a subtly racist or misogynist cartoon or meme. this is the first time i remember being assaulted with gross shit on fb without feeling like i have any control over it. disturbing.
― ꙮ (map), Tuesday, 7 February 2023 19:16 (one year ago) link
Yea, i'm not sure when it happened but FB will now advertise posts in groups you aren't a part of if they think it's similar to what you have interacted before....and encourage you to join
I am constantly blocking edgelord group posts because I posted on NFL groups recently. Also saw a trans hate post from a group that has zero realistic connection to my likes.
FB purity zaps some of it out. Is there a way to disable it?
― waiting on a czar to fall (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 7 February 2023 19:28 (one year ago) link
i use the “most recent” tab on my laptop and it’s a chronological feed. that plus an ad blocking extension make it at least tolerable.
― slai gorgeous-alexander (m bison), Tuesday, 7 February 2023 19:48 (one year ago) link
The pages I get the most suggestions for are stuff like Classic Rock in Pics, The YEAR Grunge BROKE, Movie is Life, Le Cinéma World, Decade 77-87 - a grown up disco: new wave, punk, postpunk, goth & indie. Curated pop culture fan pages. Grateful that I'm no longer getting a barrage of 2nd Amendment pages like I was 4 or 5 years ago.
― peace, man, Wednesday, 8 February 2023 13:03 (one year ago) link
I guess we're all touching different parts of the elephant and saying the elephant IS that thing.
Whether by design or by happy accident, I appear to have curated effectively. I never see anything even remotely right-wing, nor anything that is offensive to my delicate sensibilities.
My feed is entirely musician stuff, cats, my best friends' children, nature photography, local restaurant culture, YIMBY politics, puns, liberal pieties, nieces and nephews, language, history, architecture, and my friends' children's nieces' cats.
If you see FB as a dystopian fascist hellhole, I am sorry to hear it, but it indicates how poorly the algorithm has curated your input. Unfortunately that shit will always be out there in the world. We can't wish it away. But you don't need to invite it into your leisure time. And you shouldn't have to work too hard to banish it from arising in front of your eyeballs.
― Auf Der Martini (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 8 February 2023 13:15 (one year ago) link
I mostly get cat groups, obscure rock bands, trans bloggers/meme groups, and chronic illness pages recommended to me nowadays. And for some reason the algorithm thinks I'm Black.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 8 February 2023 14:00 (one year ago) link
i grew up in xxxx and never once questioned my parents income, it was never a discussion. We didn't eat a lot of fast food because it was considered a treat, not a food group. We ate homemade meals consisting of meat, potatoes, and vegetables - (which were not an optional choice).No vegetables, no dessert!!!We grew up during a time when we mowed lawns, pulled weeds, babysat, helped neighbours with chores to be able to earn our own money. We by no means were given everything we wanted.We went outside a lot to play, ride bikes, run with friends, play hide and seek, or went swimming. We rarely just sat inside. Bottled water was unheard of. If we had a coke, it was in a glass bottle, and we didn’t break the bottle when finished. We saved it and cashed it back in at the shops for a sweet. After school, we came home and did homework and chores, before going outside or having friends over. We would ride our bikes for hours. We had to tell our parents where we were going, who we were going with, and be home when the street lights came on!You LEARNED from your parents instead of disrespecting them, and treating them as if they knew absolutely nothing. What they said was LAW, and you did not question it, and you had better know it!We watched what we said around our elders because we knew if we DISRESPECTED any grown-up we would get a real telling off, it wasn't called abuse, it was called discipline! We held doors, carried the shopping, and gave up our seat for an older person without being asked. You didn't hear swear words on the radio in songs or TV.“Please and Thank you were part of our daily vocabulary!The world we live in now is just so full of people who hate and disrespect others.Consider Re-posting if you're thankful for your childhood. I will never forget where I came from and only wish children now days had half the chance at the fun and respect for real life we grew up with! And we were never bored!And it’s how I have brought my children up to x
― groovypanda, Wednesday, 15 February 2023 15:14 (one year ago) link
The apocalypse began with bottled water.
― billstevejim, Wednesday, 15 February 2023 15:44 (one year ago) link
Ah yes, the past... a time in which hate and disrespect were unknown
― serif don't like it (rock the typeface) (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 15 February 2023 16:18 (one year ago) link
can we stop holding doors, let them make their own decisions
― POLIZISTEN VERSINKEN IM SCHLAMM (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 15 February 2023 18:17 (one year ago) link
A lot of people are remembering some Norman Rockwell calendar they used to have, not the actual grim reality of 60's-80's life
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 15 February 2023 18:27 (one year ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/6mcbSfX.jpg
― pplains, Wednesday, 15 February 2023 18:56 (one year ago) link
http://p5.storage.canalblog.com/59/86/1081943/83784703_o.jpg
― G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Wednesday, 15 February 2023 19:05 (one year ago) link
When I was a nippa, the pop man would come to my grammas and leave five or six bottles of what we'd generically call "lemonade" of various flavours. Cherryade (liked least), cola (nice), cream soda (hmm, interesting), dandelion and burdock (yeah!) And lemonade itself (fine if there's nowt else)
Didn't ride around on bicycles, couldn't afford them.
Had dinner at lunchtime, tea at dinner time, and sometimes would have supper before bed.
Then we moved south, and it all changed!
― Mark G, Wednesday, 15 February 2023 19:35 (one year ago) link
everyone was calling dandelion and burdock "dr pepper"?
― maf you one two (maffew12), Wednesday, 15 February 2023 20:39 (one year ago) link
The amount of (I thought) fairly intelligent people I see commenting on that photo full of number 529s, apparently genuinely believing they're the first person in over half a million comments to spot number 295 or whatever and so win themselves a campervan/log cabin/iPhone 14 etc is truly staggering (and more than a little depressing)
― groovypanda, Thursday, 16 February 2023 15:35 (one year ago) link
I just saw that post and we'll lets just say the FB friends I saw reply to it are exactly who I expected to
― waiting for a czar to fall (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 February 2023 00:31 (one year ago) link
Before I ditched Facebook in '17, I recall a meme from some of my friends' parents that said "I was spanked as a kid...and I turned out fine! Re-post if you agree!", and it took all of my power not to reply with data from my workplace (an agency that monitors allegations of abuse inflicted upon older adults) revealing that the perpetrators for a disproportionate share of financial exploitation were the seniors' children, who were convinced that their behavior was justified, since their parent was physically abusive.
― Front-loaded albums are musical gerrymandering (Prefecture), Friday, 17 February 2023 04:42 (one year ago) link
Fart
― waiting for a czar to fall (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 February 2023 04:50 (one year ago) link
nothing like facebook telling me "you've earned a top fan badge of dj xyz, click to accept" to make me never like that person's posts again
― ꙮ (map), Saturday, 25 February 2023 01:43 (one year ago) link
"You've earned a Top Fan badge for Andy Dick"
― waiting for a czar to fall (Neanderthal), Saturday, 25 February 2023 02:04 (one year ago) link
I don’t even get the title of this thread but
― calstars, Saturday, 25 February 2023 02:21 (one year ago) link
Thread title was in response to an image bearing this quote, or some variation thereof:
https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-e_3N2_EkyfU/WB6BNoOqM8I/AAAAAAAAU5w/gnW6ClLbS4QTNvq0ye2SdZEPClrCzXt8wCLcB/s1600/independant-artist.jpg
"When you buy from an independent artist you are buying more than just a painting or a novel or a song. You are buying hundreds of hours of experimentation and thousands of failures. You are buying days, weeks, months, years of frustration and moments of pure joy. You are buying nights of worry about paying the rent, having enough money to eat, having enough money to feed the children, the birds, the dog. You aren't just buying a thing, you are buying a piece of heart, part of a soul, a private moment in someone's life. Most importantly, you are buying that artist more time to do something they are truly passionate about; something that makes all of the above worth the fear and the doubt; something that puts the life into the living."
- Rebekah Joy Plett
― peace, man, Saturday, 25 February 2023 13:09 (one year ago) link
I was planning to buy something from an independent artist today but now I don't know, seems like a lot of responsibility!
― Daniel_Rf, Saturday, 25 February 2023 13:19 (one year ago) link
https://i.ibb.co/VTKnVvv/FB-IMG-1677499447706.jpg
― waiting for a czar to fall (Neanderthal), Monday, 27 February 2023 12:10 (one year ago) link
Leather jackets are fine though
― the forces of darkness making making us laugh ourselves into DEATH?? (dog latin), Monday, 27 February 2023 14:47 (one year ago) link
loves fruit!? lol
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Monday, 27 February 2023 15:20 (one year ago) link
Fucking hippie
― Godzilla: (laughs) You are a fool, Mozart. You will never defeat me. (a hoy hoy), Monday, 27 February 2023 17:01 (one year ago) link
who the fuck doesn't love fruit
― ꙮ (map), Monday, 27 February 2023 17:04 (one year ago) link
i'm angry at that person tbr
I don't like fruit. Or, rather, I don't eat it, mostly I don't know if I would like it.
― G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Monday, 27 February 2023 17:49 (one year ago) link
fuck fruit
The ladies call me The Crystal Appreciator
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 27 February 2023 17:55 (one year ago) link
well i'll be damned but i don't wish you ill. xp
― ꙮ (map), Monday, 27 February 2023 17:58 (one year ago) link
loves fruit = (forgive me for this, look away, do not read the following two words) tasty jizz?
― peaceful abiding clamness (cat), Monday, 27 February 2023 18:01 (one year ago) link
Crossed my mind too.
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 27 February 2023 18:05 (one year ago) link
lol I thought it was a euphemism for the other one
― rob, Monday, 27 February 2023 20:18 (one year ago) link
that image would be better with Susan Sarandon from Bull Durham
― papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 27 February 2023 20:20 (one year ago) link
https://i.ibb.co/j9tCkYY/FB-IMG-1678136083077.jpg
― hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Monday, 6 March 2023 20:55 (one year ago) link
I put this one on the trypophobia thread.
― nickn, Monday, 6 March 2023 21:16 (one year ago) link
checks out - this is my dadhttps://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9l9niO5BY1qz82gvo1_500.jpg
― kinder, Monday, 6 March 2023 21:17 (one year ago) link
why does the statue look like it's in some sort of wasteland
― Alicia Silver Stone (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 6 March 2023 22:19 (one year ago) link
those are definitely unused props from Raised By Wolves
― papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 6 March 2023 22:30 (one year ago) link
facebook sucks so bad but i joined a new group called "big tree seekers" that is pretty good so far, just nice pictures of big trees.
― ꙮ (map), Monday, 6 March 2023 22:55 (one year ago) link
One of my favourite fb groups is 'Craft beer and cats.' which is exactly as described.
― brain (krakow), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 10:27 (one year ago) link
I used to really enjoy cat groups on FB like Catspotting but they ended up having way too many posts from ppl eulogizing their just deceased cats. Don't mean to come across as heartless but I don't need another source for getting bummed out.
― Daniel_Rf, Wednesday, 8 March 2023 11:07 (one year ago) link
The new "Artist thing" of course is Facebook reels that either don't make sense or are just embarassing.
― the forces of darkness making making us laugh ourselves into DEATH?? (dog latin), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 12:11 (one year ago) link
https://i.ibb.co/2YvxMRb/Screenshot-20230309-130233.png
― hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 March 2023 18:19 (one year ago) link
Yes. Very sad
― the forces of darkness making making us laugh ourselves into DEATH?? (dog latin), Friday, 10 March 2023 03:08 (one year ago) link
https://i.ibb.co/ZHHL4ks/Fq0d-O-2-Xw-AEii-DP.png
― hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Friday, 10 March 2023 03:49 (one year ago) link
Quick turnaround by the coroner, hopefully that will be some comfort to the grieving family
― Very Sad 2 Second ago in Chicago (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 10 March 2023 09:43 (one year ago) link
100mph coroner
― Mark G, Saturday, 11 March 2023 09:04 (one year ago) link
https://imgur.io/gallery/X7ZlbCF
― papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 16 May 2023 04:03 (eleven months ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/i1xc4ze.jpeg
― papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 16 May 2023 04:04 (eleven months ago) link
god taht one's been making the rounds for a few years now. yuk yuk fake customer sonned in McDonald's beef
― the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 May 2023 04:05 (eleven months ago) link
https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/346792760_946634063347287_3316343835354622516_n.jpg?stp=cp6_dst-jpg&_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=0Ywy5InD15kAX-RsaV0&_nc_ht=scontent-lax3-1.xx&oh=00_AfAMPvVRgNEPcnop41hhfMMNRHZv8xGlrttaW3M1eLZrlQ&oe=6467E0EC
just don't have the heart to post "and it all leads to the creation of the worst sculpture you've ever seen" in the comments
― ꙮ (map), Tuesday, 16 May 2023 15:33 (eleven months ago) link
lol otm
― No, 𝘐'𝘮 Breathless! (Deflatormouse), Tuesday, 16 May 2023 16:57 (eleven months ago) link
https://i.ibb.co/yXvwgLH/Screenshot-20230711-212837.jpg
― linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 12 July 2023 01:34 (nine months ago) link
When motivational slogans are created by lazy people
― calstars, Wednesday, 12 July 2023 02:32 (nine months ago) link
that reminds me of this poster i’ve seen in a few corner shops.. i think it’s for a brand of vape.
WILDIS NEVERTAME
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 12 July 2023 08:22 (nine months ago) link
https://i.ibb.co/p0f2ZGL/FB-IMG-1690152278033.jpg
― linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Sunday, 23 July 2023 22:45 (nine months ago) link
Yes, Neanderthal, exactly. Do you know the source? (Would love to spread that message but with credit attached.)
― Some people call me Maurice Chevalier (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 24 July 2023 02:36 (nine months ago) link
Neanderthal plagiarized it.
― Gerard Grisey Funk (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 24 July 2023 02:37 (nine months ago) link
Ha, that is the joek
― Some people call me Maurice Chevalier (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 24 July 2023 02:42 (nine months ago) link
Oops
― Gerard Grisey Funk (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 24 July 2023 02:55 (nine months ago) link
https://i.ibb.co/VQ5KXFJ/FB-IMG-1695924581600.jpg
― I love you, dad (Neanderthal), Thursday, 28 September 2023 18:10 (six months ago) link
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/2c/Extreme-III_Sides_to_Every_Story.jpg/220px-Extreme-III_Sides_to_Every_Story.jpg
3 sides fingers to every story
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 28 September 2023 18:52 (six months ago) link
why do i hate that thing so much where people post stuff like: "Mozart would have been 412 today...."
i mean saying happy birthday to a long-dead person who isn't related to you always seemed kinda lame anyway - who cares? - but telling people how old that person would have been if...they...were alive?
i don't get it.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 3 October 2023 15:37 (six months ago) link
a huge part of the problem with all memes, posts, shares and internet humor now is that they're all bogged down with baroquely cutesy wording to try and freshen up a banal observation, minor factoid, or low-wattage punchline. typically by just plugging it into whatever was last summer's trending sassy verbal construction. everything is just encrusted with verbiage.
― not the one who's tryin' to dub your anime (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 3 October 2023 15:59 (six months ago) link
I still hear these memes in Mary Hart's voice.
"Celebrating a birthday today, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart at 412 years young!"
― pplains, Tuesday, 3 October 2023 16:40 (six months ago) link
"Making a birthday 'twist' before blowing out the candles, Chubby Checkers turns 47!"
https://i.imgur.com/E8OWo9x.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 3 October 2023 16:41 (six months ago) link
Dogs laying on their sides during this segment, howling at the baseboard.
― pplains, Tuesday, 3 October 2023 16:42 (six months ago) link
none of the "I found x in Halloween candy" memes are funny, stop it
― out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Friday, 13 October 2023 22:03 (six months ago) link
what if they found love in their halloween candy tho
― oatly carmichael (m bison), Friday, 13 October 2023 23:28 (six months ago) link
So, you're into Primus and Tool now coz Billy has played with them and Alice In Chains because he covers their song.That's nice.😉Yeah, I'm old. But I've seen all your favorite bands live and in their prime.😃
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― scott seward, Wednesday, 18 October 2023 04:33 (six months ago) link
Youtube is constantly trying to get me to watch Primus videos and I'm mildly offended by it, I shower at least once a day.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 18 October 2023 05:14 (six months ago) link
I'm really sick of seeing fake Spirit Halloween costumes representing various stereotypes. It stopped being amusing several years ago.
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Wednesday, 25 October 2023 04:09 (five months ago) link
Saw a meme related to a book called Your Brain On Art, these are the top blurbs
https://i.imgur.com/R7mwGR3.png
― papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 26 October 2023 01:09 (five months ago) link
"everything that annoys you is teaching you patience""everything that angers you is teaching you compassion"..."every artist thing you hate so much on facebook is teaching you to get off facebook"
― ꙮ (map), Thursday, 26 October 2023 03:02 (five months ago) link
https://i.ibb.co/SxRNtZD/FB-IMG-1700754948493.jpg
― a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 November 2023 15:57 (five months ago) link
corner the market on being human
― rob, Thursday, 23 November 2023 15:59 (five months ago) link
Spend all your time at movies and on planes
― groovypanda, Friday, 24 November 2023 07:16 (five months ago) link
Wonder how ppl sharing that feel about immigration lol
― The narrative of arthur gordon pimp of nantucket (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 24 November 2023 08:02 (five months ago) link
take-home message, make sure you’re managed by profiteering assholes
― assert (matttkkkk), Friday, 24 November 2023 09:29 (five months ago) link
A Pint of lager can be €2 in Bratislava. €5 in Liverpool.€8 in London and €20 inNorway. Same Lager. Only thing thatchanged its value was theplace..So that's where we'regoing for Deano's stag, Slovakia
― The narrative of arthur gordon pimp of nantucket (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 24 November 2023 09:38 (five months ago) link
Lol
― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Friday, 24 November 2023 14:27 (five months ago) link
@highlight
― groovypanda, Thursday, 18 January 2024 06:11 (three months ago) link
the price of anything is the amount of lifetime you spend wondering if the quote is fake or not
― ꙮ (map), Friday, 26 January 2024 00:51 (two months ago) link
We do not talk enough about how the creator of bobs burgers has successfully switched the animated family dinamic from confrontational and toxic, to wholesome and loving. They successfully proved an animated show focused on a family doesn't have to exhibit some sort of abuse between eachother, in order to be entertaining or funny. The belchers represent the healthier and more idealistic depiction of a modern american family. They consistently touch on relatable and realistic problems from childhood life lessons to complicated adult conflicts all while not failing to maintain a consistent comedic relief. Bobs burgers is such a comforting show to watch if you grew up with any sort of childhood trauma or parental issues. It's also a great show to watch anyways because it's genuinely just such a fun, entertaining show. We need to praise bobs burgers more!
Not only is this not why I love Bob's Burgers, this feels like something one of my Deacons would have said I'm high school
― never trust a big book and a simile (Neanderthal), Sunday, 28 January 2024 22:35 (two months ago) link
Unconvinced that Bob's Burgers exists outside of 10-second clips and memes tbh.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 28 January 2024 23:24 (two months ago) link
Jesus is everything a thinkpiece now
Mommas of Daughters,Remember… they called her a distraction. Even when he took the field in a team sport.Even when she sat on the sidelines.Even when the cameras panned to her.Even when she is successful in her own right as a solo artist.Even when the franchise made money off of her.Even when the male dominated industry used her presence to bring itself out of years of declining popularity.She was the distraction. Remember?When society decided it was totally acceptable to call women distractions, remind them that what society is really trying to say is that they are still afraid of women with power. Mommas of Daughters, teach them to enter the room, the arena, any space with heads held high and a peace of mind that their distraction won’t warrant any type of reaction from her.✍️: Backwards N High Heels
Remember… they called her a distraction.
Even when he took the field in a team sport.Even when she sat on the sidelines.Even when the cameras panned to her.Even when she is successful in her own right as a solo artist.Even when the franchise made money off of her.Even when the male dominated industry used her presence to bring itself out of years of declining popularity.
She was the distraction. Remember?
When society decided it was totally acceptable to call women distractions, remind them that what society is really trying to say is that they are still afraid of women with power.
Mommas of Daughters, teach them to enter the room, the arena, any space with heads held high and a peace of mind that their distraction won’t warrant any type of reaction from her.
✍️: Backwards N High Heels
Like I like Taylor, think there was definitely misogyny present amongst male fans who complained about her presence or would call Kelce things like "cuck". I think their relationship is cute. I enjoyed watching her celebrate at games. People who are bothered by it can grow up.
But JFC, the NFL's income has increased every year except 2020, and this year's TV ratings during the regular season were the second highest in recorded history. So suggesting she singlehandedly saved football is hilarious.
― never trust a big book and a simile (Neanderthal), Monday, 29 January 2024 16:45 (two months ago) link
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― never trust a big book and a simile (Neanderthal), Sunday, 11 February 2024 18:24 (two months ago) link
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― ain't nothin but a brie thing, baby (Neanderthal), Thursday, 18 April 2024 22:31 (six days ago) link