The Dan Lacey Bandwidth-Abuse Thread

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Go nuts, Dan. We love ya.

libcrypt, Saturday, 16 February 2008 18:39 (6 years ago) Permalink

Dan Lacey, Saturday, 16 February 2008 19:34 (6 years ago) Permalink

Dan Lacey, Saturday, 16 February 2008 22:39 (6 years ago) Permalink

Dan Lacey, Saturday, 16 February 2008 22:41 (6 years ago) Permalink

so great

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 16 February 2008 22:44 (6 years ago) Permalink

haha there's a baby in there

robertwolf8080, Saturday, 16 February 2008 23:15 (6 years ago) Permalink

Still deciphering G-D CRACK.

libcrypt, Sunday, 17 February 2008 01:27 (6 years ago) Permalink

lolwtf @ dr. aborto's phallus of doom

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 17 February 2008 01:30 (6 years ago) Permalink

WHORES, ALL OF THEM BABY-MURDERING WHORES

SAVE US JEEBUS, SAVE US FROM THE WHORES

Bodrick III, Sunday, 17 February 2008 01:33 (6 years ago) Permalink

The notion of a machine that runs on souls is kinda classic, really.

The container is kinda like the tubes you send yr money in to the drive-up window at the bank. Can you imagine a drive-up abortion clinic, where the fetuses are sent in like @ the bank? The concept has promise, gentlemen.

libcrypt, Sunday, 17 February 2008 01:39 (6 years ago) Permalink

OH I SEE IT IS AN ANGEL BABYS HOW CLEVAR xpost

John Justen, Sunday, 17 February 2008 01:40 (6 years ago) Permalink

the still-classic comment I read once went along the lines of "If God ensouls every fertilized egg, then Heaven is full of human caviar."

kingfish, Sunday, 17 February 2008 02:09 (6 years ago) Permalink

gross

gr8080, Sunday, 17 February 2008 02:12 (6 years ago) Permalink

dan i encourage you to check out the work of twin cities filmmaker Jon Springer, if you haven't already. he makes gruesome horror films with a strong catholic, pro-life & anti-homo sensibility. you can check his stuff out at cricketfims dot com.

gff, Sunday, 17 February 2008 02:48 (6 years ago) Permalink



binge, Sunday, 17 February 2008 03:34 (6 years ago) Permalink

Dan Lacey, Sunday, 17 February 2008 06:24 (6 years ago) Permalink

Dan Lacey, Sunday, 17 February 2008 06:27 (6 years ago) Permalink

i may not understand what the hell you are doing, but I'll defend to the death my right to not understand what the hell you are doing.

forksclovetofu, Sunday, 17 February 2008 06:28 (6 years ago) Permalink

Dan Lacey, Sunday, 17 February 2008 06:29 (6 years ago) Permalink

ugh this thread sucks d00ds

i think its cool dude wants to participate in the forum or whatever but giving him a thread to jack off onto seems unnecessary

deej, Sunday, 17 February 2008 08:58 (6 years ago) Permalink

my bad 4 crossing u 'll whyteout conditionz deej. i'm psycho 2 wrong some damn times. respect t' u + yr word

Arms, Sunday, 17 February 2008 09:17 (6 years ago) Permalink

damn hardhead fued out a salty mouth

Arms, Sunday, 17 February 2008 09:30 (6 years ago) Permalink

deeej - what we need is a thread for you to bitch about thsi thread on - that will solve evertyhoing

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Sunday, 17 February 2008 09:32 (6 years ago) Permalink

OT, but that Baghdad shot looks like it's from the Michael Bay version of Jason and the Argonauts.

Cosmo Vitelli, Sunday, 17 February 2008 09:55 (6 years ago) Permalink

I think Lacey needs to do an anti-condom character called "Neverconceived, the lovable sperm".

Bodrick III, Sunday, 17 February 2008 10:56 (6 years ago) Permalink

Yeah, deej, if you don't want to see him jacking off why'd you follow him into the stall?

nickn, Monday, 18 February 2008 02:14 (6 years ago) Permalink

this stall is crowded, im leaving

deej, Monday, 18 February 2008 02:47 (6 years ago) Permalink

flush first, will ya!!

bug, Monday, 18 February 2008 03:15 (6 years ago) Permalink

The G-dcrack strip is awesome. I love especially the blurriness around the viewer/presumed recipient of said G-dcrack.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Monday, 18 February 2008 03:35 (6 years ago) Permalink

Revised cover sketch-

Faith has 'SuperGifts' (of the Spirit) now, and 'G-dCracking' is one manifestation. 'G-d' because some very fundamentalist Christians avoid writing the full name because they believe to do so is disrespectful.

I've heard of Jon Springer but haven't met him-thanks for the web address. From what I've read of his reviews I don't think he's perceived by critics as being anti-Gay.

That Baghdad photo (which seems to be gone now) was taken by a fan of the cartoon while he was stationed in Iraq as a Blackhawk helicopter pilot. I drew a cartoon a few years ago based on that photo.

A condom themed comic would be cool. I'd like to have Obama as the focus of the next comic, and have Faith discover that he's actually a sleeper agent for Al-Qaeda.

If anyone wants to snark and post here that's fine with me. Thanks to Libcrypt for creating the thread.

Dan Lacey, Monday, 18 February 2008 05:51 (6 years ago) Permalink

G-DCRACK indeed.

GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Monday, 18 February 2008 08:44 (6 years ago) Permalink

Dan, what's your view on contraception?

Mark C, Monday, 18 February 2008 11:46 (6 years ago) Permalink

(as opposed to your public persona's view or your characters' view)

Mark C, Monday, 18 February 2008 11:46 (6 years ago) Permalink

I believe God creates souls pre-contraception (the 'before your Mother carried you in her womb, I knew you' scripture) and the physical world we live in is His expression. As for doctrinally carrying that out, I have a traditional Catholic viewpoint, which I pretty much warp and destroy in my cartoons just because artistically I can't help myself. Politically I think I've been sort of wandering to the middle over the course of the past few years.

Sketch for a two page spread. Some of these larger posts seem to be automatically reducing themselves at odd resolutions, so if the above image seems jagged click here.

Dan Lacey, Monday, 18 February 2008 20:07 (6 years ago) Permalink

A.) Frog leaping over aborted babies.
B.) Holy Spirit urinating on fetus?
C.) "If He loves furries, He'll love you!"

I have a lot of hope for this thread.

Pleasant Plains, Monday, 18 February 2008 20:12 (6 years ago) Permalink

A condom themed comic would be cool. I'd like to have Obama as the focus of the next comic, and have Faith discover that he's actually a sleeper agent for Al-Qaeda.

I'm still trying to figure out why these two sentences are in the same paragraph together.

Pleasant Plains, Monday, 18 February 2008 20:12 (6 years ago) Permalink

The pre-conception thing is weird though. I guess you could have half a soul in a sperm and half in an egg? But unless the meeting of the two was predestined (and if I understand catholicism that's not how it works) then you'd only have two half souls. Either way, this can't be feasible because why would God create 100 million redundant souls for every one that successfully bcreates?

By extension, then, if the soul is abstract or external to the gametes, then the actual sperms and eggs are soul-free and therefore as disposable as they clearly are in both sexes.

Mark C, Monday, 18 February 2008 20:19 (6 years ago) Permalink

this'll end well

dan m, Monday, 18 February 2008 20:22 (6 years ago) Permalink

I contain multitudes. (but I had a vasectomy so they can't get out, lol)

Rock Hardy, Monday, 18 February 2008 20:30 (6 years ago) Permalink

Sketch for a two page spread. Some of these larger posts seem to be automatically reducing themselves at odd resolutions, so if the above image seems jagged click here.

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Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 18 February 2008 20:58 (6 years ago) Permalink

The first three display at proper resolution and most but not all of the rest at a percentage of original size. The mysteries of CSS.

This should work though. Click to view larger-


Sketch for a comic book idea I'm playing around with, set in Venice.

Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 02:00 (6 years ago) Permalink

css max-width

i tried this for something at work recently, doesnt seem to work in ie7? u_u

sleep, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 02:44 (6 years ago) Permalink

FYI it's "San Marco", not St.

Mark C, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 11:52 (6 years ago) Permalink

Fixed, thanks!

Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 17:07 (6 years ago) Permalink

Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 17:08 (6 years ago) Permalink

dan, how long does it take to do something like those venice panels? those are pretty cool.

GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 18:44 (6 years ago) Permalink

Thanks, Gott. Without being distracted I can draw about two pages a day.

Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 19:06 (6 years ago) Permalink

NSFW Faithmouse-Poot-Taint comic page

NSFW: painting still in progress

I finally penciled the final panel to this short GayBear series-

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW - Ceiling Hillary

Mr. Bunny, last seen here-

Last one-

Timothy A. Bear receives a plank to the eye.

Dan Lacey, Friday, 29 February 2008 07:37 (6 years ago) Permalink

Screwed that up-

Mr. Bunny, last seen here-

GayBear series, all three panels-

NSFW
NSFW

Dan Lacey, Friday, 29 February 2008 07:45 (6 years ago) Permalink

earlier in the week a bunch of ppl I know set up and/or started posting in this FB group Lovers of shit charity shop art

oddly enough they seem to have found several of Dan's paintings in UK charity shops as well as comparable 'seen by millions on the internet' gems like the one of Macho Man elbow dropping Jesus. good going guys

Did communist FB take down the awesome bacon quran picture? (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 27 September 2012 15:16 (1 year ago) Permalink

Cool, and thanks for the link. Which paintings of mine did they find in UK charity shops?
The Ferguson was a request, but I'm still waiting for the person to pay for it. It's 75, if anyone is interested.

Dan Lacey, Thursday, 27 September 2012 15:32 (1 year ago) Permalink

ha sorry that was poorly pitched sarcasm, I was trying to suggest that they clearly hadn't found these artworks in charity shops at all and had in fact just seen them online

Did communist FB take down the awesome bacon quran picture? (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 27 September 2012 16:20 (1 year ago) Permalink

I've sold a lot of paintings to the UK; I wouldn't have been surprised.

Dan Lacey, Thursday, 27 September 2012 16:27 (1 year ago) Permalink

lol

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 27 September 2012 23:26 (1 year ago) Permalink

hey dan lacey are you familiar with:

✞ CHRISAGIS BROTHERS ✞ TRIBUTE THREAD ✞

????

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 27 September 2012 23:27 (1 year ago) Permalink

Wow.

Dan Lacey, Thursday, 27 September 2012 23:50 (1 year ago) Permalink

Yes, that could be a painting.

Dan Lacey, Thursday, 27 September 2012 23:56 (1 year ago) Permalink

(1st page google result too)

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 27 September 2012 23:58 (1 year ago) Permalink

Do they know about the Hensel twins?

Dan Lacey, Friday, 28 September 2012 00:05 (1 year ago) Permalink

ask them!

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Friday, 28 September 2012 01:20 (1 year ago) Permalink

Dan Lacey, Friday, 28 September 2012 07:14 (1 year ago) Permalink

Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 21:00 (1 year ago) Permalink


Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 21:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

Dan Lacey, Thursday, 11 October 2012 08:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

Dan Lacey, Saturday, 13 October 2012 22:00 (1 year ago) Permalink

Dan Lacey, Sunday, 14 October 2012 18:43 (1 year ago) Permalink

um

let's have sex and then throw pottery (forksclovetofu), Monday, 15 October 2012 04:25 (1 year ago) Permalink

He's 18 now, tis ok.

pplains, Monday, 15 October 2012 04:32 (1 year ago) Permalink

feel like we're gonna be seeing that one again

there is no dana, only (goole), Monday, 15 October 2012 05:29 (1 year ago) Permalink

Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 20:37 (1 year ago) Permalink

Whoops, that was a duplicate squirrel.

Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 20:38 (1 year ago) Permalink

would totally hang that on my wall

let's have sex and then throw pottery (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 20:43 (1 year ago) Permalink

Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 07:09 (1 year ago) Permalink

Ha ha!

The windiest militant trash (Michael White), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 14:31 (1 year ago) Permalink

Dan Lacey, Thursday, 18 October 2012 10:19 (1 year ago) Permalink

Dan Lacey, Friday, 19 October 2012 22:59 (1 year ago) Permalink

ROMNESIA

Dan Lacey, Friday, 19 October 2012 23:00 (1 year ago) Permalink

nice

let's have sex and then throw pottery (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 20 October 2012 02:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

homie is on fire this week

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Saturday, 20 October 2012 23:27 (1 year ago) Permalink

Dan Lacey, Monday, 22 October 2012 11:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 04:46 (1 year ago) Permalink

Frankenstorm versus Cannibal Cop-

Dan Lacey, Friday, 26 October 2012 10:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

Painty painty painty-

Dan Lacey, Saturday, 27 October 2012 10:47 (1 year ago) Permalink

Mitt Romney as Aranea Serket

Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 18:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

Dan Lacey, Thursday, 1 November 2012 10:16 (1 year ago) Permalink

Hmmm whut I do

Dan Lacey, Thursday, 1 November 2012 10:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

Dan Lacey, Thursday, 1 November 2012 10:18 (1 year ago) Permalink

hahahaha

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 1 November 2012 21:49 (1 year ago) Permalink

Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 15:58 (1 year ago) Permalink

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 8 November 2012 20:55 (1 year ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

Dan Lacey, Friday, 23 November 2012 06:50 (1 year ago) Permalink

7 months pass...

Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 19:56 (1 year ago) Permalink

kinda lump this stuff in with the Clang Quartet. you a Clang Quartet fan, DL?

rockety communism (imago), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 20:03 (1 year ago) Permalink

I was completely unaware.

Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 20:16 (1 year ago) Permalink

there's something of a shared aesthetic imo - you're visual arts and he's performance, but you both totally bring the xtian noize :)

rockety communism (imago), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 20:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

Ted & Raphael Cruz painting ( NSFW )

Dan Lacey, Saturday, 17 August 2013 19:19 (11 months ago) Permalink

excessive!

YOU FOOLS PAY OVER $2.50 for a comic book (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 17 August 2013 20:02 (11 months ago) Permalink

good

Dan Lacey, Saturday, 17 August 2013 21:51 (11 months ago) Permalink

that too.

pplains, Sunday, 18 August 2013 03:00 (11 months ago) Permalink


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