Go nuts, Dan. We love ya.
― libcrypt, Saturday, 16 February 2008 18:39 (2 years ago) Permalink
― Dan Lacey, Saturday, 16 February 2008 19:34 (2 years ago) Permalink
― Dan Lacey, Saturday, 16 February 2008 22:39 (2 years ago) Permalink
― Dan Lacey, Saturday, 16 February 2008 22:41 (2 years ago) Permalink
so great
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 16 February 2008 22:44 (2 years ago) Permalink
haha there's a baby in there
― robertwolf8080, Saturday, 16 February 2008 23:15 (2 years ago) Permalink
Still deciphering G-D CRACK.
― libcrypt, Sunday, 17 February 2008 01:27 (2 years ago) Permalink
lolwtf @ dr. aborto's phallus of doom
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 17 February 2008 01:30 (2 years ago) Permalink
WHORES, ALL OF THEM BABY-MURDERING WHORES
SAVE US JEEBUS, SAVE US FROM THE WHORES
― Bodrick III, Sunday, 17 February 2008 01:33 (2 years ago) Permalink
The notion of a machine that runs on souls is kinda classic, really.
The container is kinda like the tubes you send yr money in to the drive-up window at the bank. Can you imagine a drive-up abortion clinic, where the fetuses are sent in like @ the bank? The concept has promise, gentlemen.
― libcrypt, Sunday, 17 February 2008 01:39 (2 years ago) Permalink
OH I SEE IT IS AN ANGEL BABYS HOW CLEVAR xpost
― John Justen, Sunday, 17 February 2008 01:40 (2 years ago) Permalink
the still-classic comment I read once went along the lines of "If God ensouls every fertilized egg, then Heaven is full of human caviar."
― kingfish, Sunday, 17 February 2008 02:09 (2 years ago) Permalink
gross
― gr8080, Sunday, 17 February 2008 02:12 (2 years ago) Permalink
dan i encourage you to check out the work of twin cities filmmaker Jon Springer, if you haven't already. he makes gruesome horror films with a strong catholic, pro-life & anti-homo sensibility. you can check his stuff out at cricketfims dot com.
― gff, Sunday, 17 February 2008 02:48 (2 years ago) Permalink
― binge, Sunday, 17 February 2008 03:34 (2 years ago) Permalink
― Dan Lacey, Sunday, 17 February 2008 06:24 (2 years ago) Permalink
― Dan Lacey, Sunday, 17 February 2008 06:27 (2 years ago) Permalink
i may not understand what the hell you are doing, but I'll defend to the death my right to not understand what the hell you are doing.
― forksclovetofu, Sunday, 17 February 2008 06:28 (2 years ago) Permalink
― Dan Lacey, Sunday, 17 February 2008 06:29 (2 years ago) Permalink
ugh this thread sucks d00ds
i think its cool dude wants to participate in the forum or whatever but giving him a thread to jack off onto seems unnecessary
― deej, Sunday, 17 February 2008 08:58 (2 years ago) Permalink
my bad 4 crossing u 'll whyteout conditionz deej. i'm psycho 2 wrong some damn times. respect t' u + yr word
― Arms, Sunday, 17 February 2008 09:17 (2 years ago) Permalink
damn hardhead fued out a salty mouth
― Arms, Sunday, 17 February 2008 09:30 (2 years ago) Permalink
deeej - what we need is a thread for you to bitch about thsi thread on - that will solve evertyhoing
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Sunday, 17 February 2008 09:32 (2 years ago) Permalink
OT, but that Baghdad shot looks like it's from the Michael Bay version of Jason and the Argonauts.
― Cosmo Vitelli, Sunday, 17 February 2008 09:55 (2 years ago) Permalink
I think Lacey needs to do an anti-condom character called "Neverconceived, the lovable sperm".
― Bodrick III, Sunday, 17 February 2008 10:56 (2 years ago) Permalink
Yeah, deej, if you don't want to see him jacking off why'd you follow him into the stall?
― nickn, Monday, 18 February 2008 02:14 (2 years ago) Permalink
this stall is crowded, im leaving
― deej, Monday, 18 February 2008 02:47 (2 years ago) Permalink
flush first, will ya!!
― bug, Monday, 18 February 2008 03:15 (2 years ago) Permalink
The G-dcrack strip is awesome. I love especially the blurriness around the viewer/presumed recipient of said G-dcrack.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Monday, 18 February 2008 03:35 (2 years ago) Permalink
Revised cover sketch-
Faith has 'SuperGifts' (of the Spirit) now, and 'G-dCracking' is one manifestation. 'G-d' because some very fundamentalist Christians avoid writing the full name because they believe to do so is disrespectful.
I've heard of Jon Springer but haven't met him-thanks for the web address. From what I've read of his reviews I don't think he's perceived by critics as being anti-Gay.
That Baghdad photo (which seems to be gone now) was taken by a fan of the cartoon while he was stationed in Iraq as a Blackhawk helicopter pilot. I drew a cartoon a few years ago based on that photo.
A condom themed comic would be cool. I'd like to have Obama as the focus of the next comic, and have Faith discover that he's actually a sleeper agent for Al-Qaeda.
If anyone wants to snark and post here that's fine with me. Thanks to Libcrypt for creating the thread.
― Dan Lacey, Monday, 18 February 2008 05:51 (2 years ago) Permalink
G-DCRACK indeed.
― GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Monday, 18 February 2008 08:44 (2 years ago) Permalink
Dan, what's your view on contraception?
― Mark C, Monday, 18 February 2008 11:46 (2 years ago) Permalink
(as opposed to your public persona's view or your characters' view)
I believe God creates souls pre-contraception (the 'before your Mother carried you in her womb, I knew you' scripture) and the physical world we live in is His expression. As for doctrinally carrying that out, I have a traditional Catholic viewpoint, which I pretty much warp and destroy in my cartoons just because artistically I can't help myself. Politically I think I've been sort of wandering to the middle over the course of the past few years.
Sketch for a two page spread. Some of these larger posts seem to be automatically reducing themselves at odd resolutions, so if the above image seems jagged click here.
― Dan Lacey, Monday, 18 February 2008 20:07 (2 years ago) Permalink
A.) Frog leaping over aborted babies. B.) Holy Spirit urinating on fetus? C.) "If He loves furries, He'll love you!"
I have a lot of hope for this thread.
― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 18 February 2008 20:12 (2 years ago) Permalink
I'm still trying to figure out why these two sentences are in the same paragraph together.
The pre-conception thing is weird though. I guess you could have half a soul in a sperm and half in an egg? But unless the meeting of the two was predestined (and if I understand catholicism that's not how it works) then you'd only have two half souls. Either way, this can't be feasible because why would God create 100 million redundant souls for every one that successfully bcreates?
By extension, then, if the soul is abstract or external to the gametes, then the actual sperms and eggs are soul-free and therefore as disposable as they clearly are in both sexes.
― Mark C, Monday, 18 February 2008 20:19 (2 years ago) Permalink
this'll end well
― dan m, Monday, 18 February 2008 20:22 (2 years ago) Permalink
I contain multitudes. (but I had a vasectomy so they can't get out, lol)
― Rock Hardy, Monday, 18 February 2008 20:30 (2 years ago) Permalink
css max-width
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 18 February 2008 20:58 (2 years ago) Permalink
The first three display at proper resolution and most but not all of the rest at a percentage of original size. The mysteries of CSS.
This should work though. Click to view larger-
Sketch for a comic book idea I'm playing around with, set in Venice.
― Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 02:00 (2 years ago) Permalink
i tried this for something at work recently, doesnt seem to work in ie7? u_u
― sleep, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 02:44 (2 years ago) Permalink
http://www.cameronmoll.com/archives/000892.html
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 02:53 (2 years ago) Permalink
FYI it's "San Marco", not St.
― Mark C, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 11:52 (2 years ago) Permalink
Fixed, thanks!
― Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 17:07 (2 years ago) Permalink
― Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 17:08 (2 years ago) Permalink
dan, how long does it take to do something like those venice panels? those are pretty cool.
― GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 18:44 (2 years ago) Permalink
Thanks, Gott. Without being distracted I can draw about two pages a day.
― Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 19:06 (2 years ago) Permalink
NSFW Faithmouse-Poot-Taint comic page
NSFW: painting still in progress
I finally penciled the final panel to this short GayBear series-
NSFW
NSFW - Ceiling Hillary
Mr. Bunny, last seen here-
Last one- Timothy A. Bear receives a plank to the eye.
― Dan Lacey, Friday, 29 February 2008 07:37 (2 years ago) Permalink
Screwed that up-
GayBear series, all three panels- NSFW NSFW
― Dan Lacey, Friday, 29 February 2008 07:45 (2 years ago) Permalink
I saw that - congrats!
― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 03:43 (1 year ago) Permalink
Hey, thanks. They specifically asked for Obama unicorn print files for the article, but didn't use any of them. A big Obama Nude On A Unicorn painting on the front cover of the Times would have sold more paper.
CBS News Sunday morning used one of my recent Susan Boyle paintings in a Mo Rocca segment. Once I transfer it from VHS to disc I'll post it online.
I'm famous now, so you all owe me five dollars for merely looking at this thread. But, because you are my friends, I will only ask half-price for additional looks. You can pay me via Paypal.
― Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 04:00 (1 year ago) Permalink
Dan, can we get a portrait of this guy?
http://www.courierpress.com/news/2009/jun/18/man-arrested-dealing-cocaine-mid-haircut/?partner=yahoo_headlines
― (pronounced /ˈfɑrv/sklOf/tO/fewˈ/) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 June 2009 16:34 (1 year ago) Permalink
It looks like he purposefully did that to his hair so you could snort lines of coke directly off of the top of his head.
― Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 04:45 (1 year ago) Permalink
Faithmouse appears in print starting on Monday in a paper in the UK-
http://thechristiantimes.org
The first cartoon is a line drawing, but most of them will be full paintings.
― Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 24 June 2009 19:03 (1 year ago) Permalink
Are you gonna have to tone it down?
― nickn, Thursday, 25 June 2009 02:42 (1 year ago) Permalink
congrats dan!
― Mindless Thugs Mixtape Volume One (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 25 June 2009 02:55 (1 year ago) Permalink
this guy's terrible. do people actually like him or is it some kind of ironic wesley willis shit?
― my asian girlfriend (bug), Thursday, 25 June 2009 03:26 (1 year ago) Permalink
i actually like him
― Mindless Thugs Mixtape Volume One (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 25 June 2009 03:30 (1 year ago) Permalink
ok
― my asian girlfriend (bug), Thursday, 25 June 2009 03:30 (1 year ago) Permalink
I like outsider art, and while Dan isn't really an outsider artist, his stuff has the flavor of that stuff. Plus, he's demented in a very original and fun way.
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Thursday, 25 June 2009 03:57 (1 year ago) Permalink
A painting of Jesus and Michael Jackson, still in progress-
― Dan Lacey, Sunday, 28 June 2009 06:12 (1 year ago) Permalink
when will we see an MJ tribute
― i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Sunday, 28 June 2009 15:05 (1 year ago) Permalink
― Dan Lacey, Monday, 29 June 2009 06:29 (1 year ago) Permalink
Comedy Central
They commissioned a painting for this Thursday's Tosh.0.
― Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 05:50 (1 year ago) Permalink
Dan are you gonna be on? Should I Tivo?
― im a fucking unicorn you douchebags (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 July 2009 05:57 (1 year ago) Permalink
I won't be on, but they'll be showing about four paintings in a segment.
― Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 06:08 (1 year ago) Permalink
just saw this! sweet
― Kerm, Friday, 31 July 2009 02:13 (1 year ago) Permalink
They were very nice.
Tosh.0
― Dan Lacey, Friday, 31 July 2009 02:22 (1 year ago) Permalink
http://faithmouse.blogspot.com/2009/10/nobel-prize-obama-unicorn-art.html
― StanM, Saturday, 10 October 2009 07:42 (10 months ago) Permalink
I was just introduced to http://www.mysterygoogle.com/ , which gives you the search results of the person who used it before you rather than what you actually typed in, and the person previous had been looking for Dan's unicorn paintings. This cheered me
― Vladislav Delap (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 14 October 2009 12:40 (10 months ago) Permalink
― Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 00:15 (7 months ago) Permalink
was wondering what you were up to; that one's great!
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 00:19 (7 months ago) Permalink
Thanks, I sort of like it as well.
― Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 00:20 (7 months ago) Permalink
http://motherjones.com/mojo/2010/05/orly-taitz-pancake-painting-dan-lacey
There goes Dan, out there, bringin' the ruckus:
Birther Queen: Obama Persecuting Me with Placenta Painting!— By Stephanie Mencimer| Tue May. 18, 2010 3:00 AM PDTOrly Taitz, the queen bee of the birther movement, sounds distraught. “I’m going through hell,” she says. The California dentist-lawyer had called to tell me about what she says is a campaign to scare her family so that she’ll abandon her quest to become California’s next Secretary of State. She says she’s endured death threats and an attempt to tamper with her car. But this time, she says, her opponents have gone too far. The final straw? An elaborate oil painting of a nude Taitz, legs splayed, giving birth to… a pancake...
Orly Taitz, the queen bee of the birther movement, sounds distraught. “I’m going through hell,” she says. The California dentist-lawyer had called to tell me about what she says is a campaign to scare her family so that she’ll abandon her quest to become California’s next Secretary of State. She says she’s endured death threats and an attempt to tamper with her car. But this time, she says, her opponents have gone too far. The final straw? An elaborate oil painting of a nude Taitz, legs splayed, giving birth to… a pancake...
― Don Homer, I have baked a special donut just-a for you (kingfish), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 22:28 (3 months ago) Permalink
http://motherjones.com/mojo/2010/06/orly-taitz-subpoena-pancake-painter
Orly Taitz to Subpoena Pancake Painter
— By Stephanie Mencimer| Wed Jun. 9, 2010 4:00 AM PDT
Just because she's spent the past few months campaigning to become California's next secretary of state doesn't mean that "birther" queen Dr. Orly Taitz has given up her many court battles seeking to prove that President Barack Obama is not an American citizen. On May 19, Taitz filed a "motion to reconsider" in her mostly failed lawsuit against Obama in DC federal court. And one basis for the motion was none other than a Mother Jones article! Yes, Taitz told the court that she has discovered new evidence of "intimidation and harassment" against her in my story on Dan Lacey, the Minnesota "Painter of Pancakes," who has painted some nude portraits of Taitz giving birth to a pancake.
Taitz told me in May that her opponents have sent copies of the painting to her children and family along with threatening emails in what she believes was an attempt to scare her into dropping her insurgent campaign to be the GOP's candidate for California's secretary of state. She suspects that one of Obama's powerful allies commissioned the painting. I asked Lacey about that and he was cagey on the subject. So Taitz wants to subpoena him to force him to out his benefactor. She writes:
"Recent article by Washington burro (sic) correspondent Stephanie Mencimer shows that “artist” Dan Lacey, who painted despicable art work series “Birther Orly Taitz”, showing Taitz nude, with her legs spread, giving birth and holding bloody placenta, which were sent to her children, posted on the Internet and a local paper, did not work on his own accord. Dan Lacey admitted, that he was commissioned, paid by someone to do this, it was a clear attempt to intimidate Taitz and pressure her to withdraw as a candidate...Lacey refused to provide the reporter Stephanie Mencimer with the name of the person who hired him, who paid him, however during the depositions and upon subpoena this information will be available and will be provided to the court. At this time Taitz cannot state with certainty who paid Dan Lacey, however it is common knowledge, that Billionaire George Soros, one of the biggest backers of Obama, through his organization Moveon.org, has commissioned numerous artists to promote Obama and denigrate his opponents and critics."
Lacey, for his part, has responded with a YouTube video in which he promises to reveal the identity of the "puppetmaster" behind the Pancake Birther series, pixel by pixel, as part of his new legal defense fundraising. He promises to enter the name of anyone who donates $2.37 to the defense fund into a drawing to win the new painting, which will be awarded at a "Colors of Orly" art show fundraiser in Minneapolis on July 4th.
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 11:27 (2 months ago) Permalink
Dan, why are you on ALL of my favorite web forums? Here's $2.37 towards your defence.
― Do you like my indifference curves? (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 17:49 (2 months ago) Permalink
holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit
― goole, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 17:51 (2 months ago) Permalink
this guy's rubbish
― conrad, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 17:58 (2 months ago) Permalink
On your say-so? Pardon me while I don't mistake you for Robert Hughes etc.
― WHEN CROWS GO BAD (suzy), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 18:04 (2 months ago) Permalink
knew he had made it big time when he was mentioned on tosh.0
― i don't always play indie, but when i do, i prefer xx (m bison), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 18:05 (2 months ago) Permalink
That is an awesome hat.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 18:12 (2 months ago) Permalink
Ha ha ha ha ha!
― If the US had a dictator we'd call him coach (Michael White), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 18:22 (2 months ago) Permalink
"...using only these two hands. And whatever paints happened to be on sale that week at Michael's."
Heh.
― I DRIVE A PORSCHE! WHAT DO YOU DRIVE?! (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 10 June 2010 08:43 (2 months ago) Permalink
Thanks, guys.
― Dan Lacey, Sunday, 13 June 2010 15:31 (2 months ago) Permalink
looooooooool
keep up the good fight! taking a step back, the combination of 1) a legal battle between one Taitz, who not only relentlessly presses forward on her absurd birther beliefs but is also somehow always on television and found some spare time to run for secretary of state, and Dan Lacey, renowned painter of, among other things, pancakes, with 2) a micro-transaction fundraising campaign based on a pixel-by-pixel reveal of the artist's greatest painting of all, titled TAITZ: The Naked Pancake Truth...my mind is blown.
― fuck it, we're going to Olive Garden® (Z S), Sunday, 13 June 2010 15:55 (2 months ago) Permalink
wait this is an actual real thing...?
oh my god
good luck, USA
― Damn these skinny jeans' pockets. (HI DERE), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 17:16 (2 months ago) Permalink
Thanks!
If you happen to be in the Twin Cities area, I'll be having an Orly art show on the Fourth of July.
― Dan Lacey, Thursday, 17 June 2010 14:31 (2 months ago) Permalink
wow - i don't check in on this thread for a while and all hell breaks loose! congrats on your newfound fame, Dan.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 17 June 2010 17:46 (2 months ago) Permalink
BPancake Obama is awes.
― I have been forks-style since day one (forksclovetofu), Friday, 18 June 2010 16:07 (2 months ago) Permalink
http://gawker.com/5609513/help-save-steven-slater-with-art
Noble pancake painter-of-the-stars Dan Lacey is doing his part to assist poor incarcerated hero maniac flight attendant Steven Slater—through art. Proceeds from this majestic insta-painting all go to Steven. Plus, see how nice it looks? Bid now. [EBay]
― Jaw dropping, thong dropping monster (kingfish), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 06:52 (3 weeks ago) Permalink
I was thinking today that I should go back and get Dan to paint a portrait of my dogI still have no face chase on my wall
― 8o---e*.\\\||///.*ə---o8 (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 06:55 (3 weeks ago) Permalink
Steven Slater is an American hero tbh
― 'ray Clamence (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 06:56 (3 weeks ago) Permalink
Such a dog portrait would be worthwhile
― Jaw dropping, thong dropping monster (kingfish), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 06:58 (3 weeks ago) Permalink
what ever happened with the orly lady? was there more paintings of her? was the person who commissioned the paintings some big wig billionaire?
― you doesn't hasta call me johnson (CaptainLorax), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 07:23 (3 weeks ago) Permalink
I said it was George Soros and I haven't heard from Orly since.
Yes, I would be honored to paint a portrait of your dog.
― Dan Lacey, Sunday, 15 August 2010 05:50 (2 weeks ago) Permalink
she said you are clearly deranged, how does that make you feel deep down?
― you doesn't hasta call me johnson (CaptainLorax), Sunday, 15 August 2010 06:52 (2 weeks ago) Permalink
I need to scrape some cash together and I'll get back to you Dan.
― 8o---e*.\\\||///.*ə---o8 (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 15 August 2010 14:33 (2 weeks ago) Permalink