Go nuts, Dan. We love ya.
― libcrypt, Saturday, 16 February 2008 18:39 (1 year ago) Permalink
― Dan Lacey, Saturday, 16 February 2008 19:34 (1 year ago) Permalink
― Dan Lacey, Saturday, 16 February 2008 22:39 (1 year ago) Permalink
― Dan Lacey, Saturday, 16 February 2008 22:41 (1 year ago) Permalink
so great
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 16 February 2008 22:44 (1 year ago) Permalink
haha there's a baby in there
― robertwolf8080, Saturday, 16 February 2008 23:15 (1 year ago) Permalink
Still deciphering G-D CRACK.
― libcrypt, Sunday, 17 February 2008 01:27 (1 year ago) Permalink
lolwtf @ dr. aborto's phallus of doom
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 17 February 2008 01:30 (1 year ago) Permalink
WHORES, ALL OF THEM BABY-MURDERING WHORES
SAVE US JEEBUS, SAVE US FROM THE WHORES
― Bodrick III, Sunday, 17 February 2008 01:33 (1 year ago) Permalink
The notion of a machine that runs on souls is kinda classic, really.
The container is kinda like the tubes you send yr money in to the drive-up window at the bank. Can you imagine a drive-up abortion clinic, where the fetuses are sent in like @ the bank? The concept has promise, gentlemen.
― libcrypt, Sunday, 17 February 2008 01:39 (1 year ago) Permalink
OH I SEE IT IS AN ANGEL BABYS HOW CLEVAR xpost
― John Justen, Sunday, 17 February 2008 01:40 (1 year ago) Permalink
the still-classic comment I read once went along the lines of "If God ensouls every fertilized egg, then Heaven is full of human caviar."
― kingfish, Sunday, 17 February 2008 02:09 (1 year ago) Permalink
gross
― gr8080, Sunday, 17 February 2008 02:12 (1 year ago) Permalink
dan i encourage you to check out the work of twin cities filmmaker Jon Springer, if you haven't already. he makes gruesome horror films with a strong catholic, pro-life & anti-homo sensibility. you can check his stuff out at cricketfims dot com.
― gff, Sunday, 17 February 2008 02:48 (1 year ago) Permalink
― binge, Sunday, 17 February 2008 03:34 (1 year ago) Permalink
― Dan Lacey, Sunday, 17 February 2008 06:24 (1 year ago) Permalink
― Dan Lacey, Sunday, 17 February 2008 06:27 (1 year ago) Permalink
i may not understand what the hell you are doing, but I'll defend to the death my right to not understand what the hell you are doing.
― forksclovetofu, Sunday, 17 February 2008 06:28 (1 year ago) Permalink
― Dan Lacey, Sunday, 17 February 2008 06:29 (1 year ago) Permalink
ugh this thread sucks d00ds
i think its cool dude wants to participate in the forum or whatever but giving him a thread to jack off onto seems unnecessary
― deej, Sunday, 17 February 2008 08:58 (1 year ago) Permalink
my bad 4 crossing u 'll whyteout conditionz deej. i'm psycho 2 wrong some damn times. respect t' u + yr word
― Arms, Sunday, 17 February 2008 09:17 (1 year ago) Permalink
damn hardhead fued out a salty mouth
― Arms, Sunday, 17 February 2008 09:30 (1 year ago) Permalink
deeej - what we need is a thread for you to bitch about thsi thread on - that will solve evertyhoing
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Sunday, 17 February 2008 09:32 (1 year ago) Permalink
OT, but that Baghdad shot looks like it's from the Michael Bay version of Jason and the Argonauts.
― Cosmo Vitelli, Sunday, 17 February 2008 09:55 (1 year ago) Permalink
I think Lacey needs to do an anti-condom character called "Neverconceived, the lovable sperm".
― Bodrick III, Sunday, 17 February 2008 10:56 (1 year ago) Permalink
Yeah, deej, if you don't want to see him jacking off why'd you follow him into the stall?
― nickn, Monday, 18 February 2008 02:14 (1 year ago) Permalink
this stall is crowded, im leaving
― deej, Monday, 18 February 2008 02:47 (1 year ago) Permalink
flush first, will ya!!
― bug, Monday, 18 February 2008 03:15 (1 year ago) Permalink
The G-dcrack strip is awesome. I love especially the blurriness around the viewer/presumed recipient of said G-dcrack.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Monday, 18 February 2008 03:35 (1 year ago) Permalink
Revised cover sketch-
Faith has 'SuperGifts' (of the Spirit) now, and 'G-dCracking' is one manifestation. 'G-d' because some very fundamentalist Christians avoid writing the full name because they believe to do so is disrespectful.
I've heard of Jon Springer but haven't met him-thanks for the web address. From what I've read of his reviews I don't think he's perceived by critics as being anti-Gay.
That Baghdad photo (which seems to be gone now) was taken by a fan of the cartoon while he was stationed in Iraq as a Blackhawk helicopter pilot. I drew a cartoon a few years ago based on that photo.
A condom themed comic would be cool. I'd like to have Obama as the focus of the next comic, and have Faith discover that he's actually a sleeper agent for Al-Qaeda.
If anyone wants to snark and post here that's fine with me. Thanks to Libcrypt for creating the thread.
― Dan Lacey, Monday, 18 February 2008 05:51 (1 year ago) Permalink
G-DCRACK indeed.
― GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Monday, 18 February 2008 08:44 (1 year ago) Permalink
Dan, what's your view on contraception?
― Mark C, Monday, 18 February 2008 11:46 (1 year ago) Permalink
(as opposed to your public persona's view or your characters' view)
I believe God creates souls pre-contraception (the 'before your Mother carried you in her womb, I knew you' scripture) and the physical world we live in is His expression. As for doctrinally carrying that out, I have a traditional Catholic viewpoint, which I pretty much warp and destroy in my cartoons just because artistically I can't help myself. Politically I think I've been sort of wandering to the middle over the course of the past few years.
Sketch for a two page spread. Some of these larger posts seem to be automatically reducing themselves at odd resolutions, so if the above image seems jagged click here.
― Dan Lacey, Monday, 18 February 2008 20:07 (1 year ago) Permalink
A.) Frog leaping over aborted babies. B.) Holy Spirit urinating on fetus? C.) "If He loves furries, He'll love you!"
I have a lot of hope for this thread.
― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 18 February 2008 20:12 (1 year ago) Permalink
I'm still trying to figure out why these two sentences are in the same paragraph together.
The pre-conception thing is weird though. I guess you could have half a soul in a sperm and half in an egg? But unless the meeting of the two was predestined (and if I understand catholicism that's not how it works) then you'd only have two half souls. Either way, this can't be feasible because why would God create 100 million redundant souls for every one that successfully bcreates?
By extension, then, if the soul is abstract or external to the gametes, then the actual sperms and eggs are soul-free and therefore as disposable as they clearly are in both sexes.
― Mark C, Monday, 18 February 2008 20:19 (1 year ago) Permalink
this'll end well
― dan m, Monday, 18 February 2008 20:22 (1 year ago) Permalink
I contain multitudes. (but I had a vasectomy so they can't get out, lol)
― Rock Hardy, Monday, 18 February 2008 20:30 (1 year ago) Permalink
css max-width
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 18 February 2008 20:58 (1 year ago) Permalink
The first three display at proper resolution and most but not all of the rest at a percentage of original size. The mysteries of CSS.
This should work though. Click to view larger-
Sketch for a comic book idea I'm playing around with, set in Venice.
― Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 02:00 (1 year ago) Permalink
i tried this for something at work recently, doesnt seem to work in ie7? u_u
― sleep, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 02:44 (1 year ago) Permalink
http://www.cameronmoll.com/archives/000892.html
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 02:53 (1 year ago) Permalink
FYI it's "San Marco", not St.
― Mark C, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 11:52 (1 year ago) Permalink
Fixed, thanks!
― Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 17:07 (1 year ago) Permalink
― Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 17:08 (1 year ago) Permalink
dan, how long does it take to do something like those venice panels? those are pretty cool.
― GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 18:44 (1 year ago) Permalink
Thanks, Gott. Without being distracted I can draw about two pages a day.
― Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 19:06 (1 year ago) Permalink
NSFW Faithmouse-Poot-Taint comic page
NSFW: painting still in progress
I finally penciled the final panel to this short GayBear series-
NSFW
NSFW - Ceiling Hillary
Mr. Bunny, last seen here-
Last one- Timothy A. Bear receives a plank to the eye.
― Dan Lacey, Friday, 29 February 2008 07:37 (1 year ago) Permalink
Screwed that up-
GayBear series, all three panels- NSFW NSFW
― Dan Lacey, Friday, 29 February 2008 07:45 (1 year ago) Permalink
I've only just taken a good look at the wall street one and it is fabulous. I hop when Obama is setting up his presidential library he engages Mr Lacey to do the frescos.
― Ed, Sunday, 15 February 2009 19:21 (9 months ago) Permalink
Allow me to celebrate the one year anniversary of this thread by previewing an oil painting of a man having sex with a mouse.
― Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 17 February 2009 01:21 (9 months ago) Permalink
― Dan Lacey, Sunday, 22 February 2009 04:26 (8 months ago) Permalink
Don't get it...?
― I feel twitterers around me (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 22 February 2009 04:28 (8 months ago) Permalink
Character from the late night US Conan O'Brien program.
― Dan Lacey, Sunday, 22 February 2009 06:07 (8 months ago) Permalink
Click to view uncensored version (NSFW)
― Dan Lacey, Monday, 23 February 2009 21:20 (8 months ago) Permalink
Truly a picture worthy of a dream.
― ----> (libcrypt), Monday, 23 February 2009 21:41 (8 months ago) Permalink
guernico_O
― Throwing Puffy under the gay bus, whatever that means (forksclovetofu), Monday, 23 February 2009 21:49 (8 months ago) Permalink
Bobby Jindal Volcano painting NSFW
Obama: The Raging Sea-
Socks the Cat memorial portrait-
― Dan Lacey, Sunday, 1 March 2009 06:59 (8 months ago) Permalink
Hmm, not bad.
The logo nipples are a bit much, and I get the idea our President ain't the type to wear briefs, but I dig the Socks and Fidel portraits. I only wish Volcano Jindal had some sort of monitoring device on him.
― kingfish, Sunday, 1 March 2009 09:44 (8 months ago) Permalink
that's Pio of Pietrelcina
― s1ocki kong country (cankles), Sunday, 1 March 2009 12:21 (8 months ago) Permalink
Anyone with a beard is Fidel to Kingfish.
― Dan Lacey, Sunday, 1 March 2009 16:24 (8 months ago) Permalink
its true
― kingfish, Sunday, 1 March 2009 16:29 (8 months ago) Permalink
Michelle Obama, La Pancake Baker
― Dan Lacey, Thursday, 5 March 2009 21:59 (8 months ago) Permalink
whoa
― We are all from Northampton now (caek), Friday, 6 March 2009 12:27 (8 months ago) Permalink
lol at pink dolphin ref.
― i got 51 sbs on my profile (forksclovetofu), Friday, 6 March 2009 14:23 (8 months ago) Permalink
Gawker contest-Bring Your Crazy Pancake Painting Idea to Life!
― Dan Lacey, Friday, 6 March 2009 21:46 (8 months ago) Permalink
I want the Socks painting.
― Event Horizon (Nicole), Friday, 6 March 2009 21:48 (8 months ago) Permalink
Socks has been sold, but I would be happy to paint another.
Self-portrait, with pancake NSFW
― Dan Lacey, Sunday, 8 March 2009 04:54 (8 months ago) Permalink
Obama Emanuel Unicorn NSFW
Brand New Day, original art NSFW
The last one is the original art for a cartoon I started a few months ago.
― Dan Lacey, Saturday, 28 March 2009 17:27 (7 months ago) Permalink
Where The Wild Obama Are NSFW
― Dan Lacey, Sunday, 29 March 2009 07:07 (7 months ago) Permalink
http://www.myspace.com/myfimalpas
Lyrics, with (notes) by Myfi
TAINT
Why don't we liaiseMy nets will partRevealing a window that's only for you
Why can't we relaxDon't mind the mess dearI toyed with Obama for something to do (Toyed...sex toy... a terrible joke!)
Even my redeemer is resting (Redeemer = Obama)I carryThe weight of the world (Reference to Taint cartoon where she carries a limp Obama over her shoulder)
Expectations, frustrationsNo conference, no gloryJust dark rooms and juicesResentment and stories
Seems their armies will march for the mice (Soldiers = penises)It's time to raise my price (Ref to 'Catholic Harlot' cartoon)
Why don't you confessI hear repentanceArouses, asphyxiation for the soul
Why do I digressMy work's not overTil green faces smile from beneath soiled springs
Surely what's left hear is mine (foetuses)To dispose of as I likeTrue no treaty abidesFor that little sacrifice (Disposal of aborted foetuses)But you know battlegroundsLie wherever killing's found (I'm a feminist :P )
― Dan Lacey, Friday, 3 April 2009 22:08 (7 months ago) Permalink
An oil portrait of Warren Ellis.
The Cougar
― Dan Lacey, Saturday, 11 April 2009 07:00 (7 months ago) Permalink
Scissors and eyeballs is an homage?
― If God Loves Me, Why Can't I Get My Locker Open? (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 11 April 2009 13:04 (7 months ago) Permalink
It is a warning. A warning not to run with scissors.
― Dan Lacey, Saturday, 11 April 2009 17:06 (7 months ago) Permalink
Heeded.
― If God Loves Me, Why Can't I Get My Locker Open? (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 11 April 2009 17:13 (7 months ago) Permalink
A painting of Eight Belles, requested by Peta
― Dan Lacey, Saturday, 2 May 2009 01:17 (6 months ago) Permalink
your client list must be a thing to behold dan.
― Long, helmet-defying hair (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 2 May 2009 03:14 (6 months ago) Permalink
Belated congrats to Dan appearing on the front page of the motherfucking new york times on Sunday!Interviewed, even: http://www.nytimes.com/2009/05/31/arts/design/31pain.html?_r=1
― Feugh! (since somebody always asks: rhymes with "Peugh!") (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 02:56 (5 months ago) Permalink
I saw that - congrats!
― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 03:43 (5 months ago) Permalink
Hey, thanks. They specifically asked for Obama unicorn print files for the article, but didn't use any of them. A big Obama Nude On A Unicorn painting on the front cover of the Times would have sold more paper.
CBS News Sunday morning used one of my recent Susan Boyle paintings in a Mo Rocca segment. Once I transfer it from VHS to disc I'll post it online.
I'm famous now, so you all owe me five dollars for merely looking at this thread. But, because you are my friends, I will only ask half-price for additional looks. You can pay me via Paypal.
― Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 04:00 (5 months ago) Permalink
Dan, can we get a portrait of this guy?
http://www.courierpress.com/news/2009/jun/18/man-arrested-dealing-cocaine-mid-haircut/?partner=yahoo_headlines
― (pronounced /ˈfɑrv/sklOf/tO/fewˈ/) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 June 2009 16:34 (5 months ago) Permalink
It looks like he purposefully did that to his hair so you could snort lines of coke directly off of the top of his head.
― Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 04:45 (4 months ago) Permalink
Faithmouse appears in print starting on Monday in a paper in the UK-
http://thechristiantimes.org
The first cartoon is a line drawing, but most of them will be full paintings.
― Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 24 June 2009 19:03 (4 months ago) Permalink
Are you gonna have to tone it down?
― nickn, Thursday, 25 June 2009 02:42 (4 months ago) Permalink
congrats dan!
― Mindless Thugs Mixtape Volume One (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 25 June 2009 02:55 (4 months ago) Permalink
this guy's terrible. do people actually like him or is it some kind of ironic wesley willis shit?
― my asian girlfriend (bug), Thursday, 25 June 2009 03:26 (4 months ago) Permalink
i actually like him
― Mindless Thugs Mixtape Volume One (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 25 June 2009 03:30 (4 months ago) Permalink
ok
― my asian girlfriend (bug), Thursday, 25 June 2009 03:30 (4 months ago) Permalink
I like outsider art, and while Dan isn't really an outsider artist, his stuff has the flavor of that stuff. Plus, he's demented in a very original and fun way.
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Thursday, 25 June 2009 03:57 (4 months ago) Permalink
A painting of Jesus and Michael Jackson, still in progress-
― Dan Lacey, Sunday, 28 June 2009 06:12 (4 months ago) Permalink
when will we see an MJ tribute
― i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Sunday, 28 June 2009 15:05 (4 months ago) Permalink
― Dan Lacey, Monday, 29 June 2009 06:29 (4 months ago) Permalink
Comedy Central
They commissioned a painting for this Thursday's Tosh.0.
― Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 05:50 (3 months ago) Permalink
Dan are you gonna be on? Should I Tivo?
― im a fucking unicorn you douchebags (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 July 2009 05:57 (3 months ago) Permalink
I won't be on, but they'll be showing about four paintings in a segment.
― Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 06:08 (3 months ago) Permalink
just saw this! sweet
― Kerm, Friday, 31 July 2009 02:13 (3 months ago) Permalink
They were very nice.
Tosh.0
― Dan Lacey, Friday, 31 July 2009 02:22 (3 months ago) Permalink
http://faithmouse.blogspot.com/2009/10/nobel-prize-obama-unicorn-art.html
― StanM, Saturday, 10 October 2009 07:42 (1 month ago) Permalink
I was just introduced to http://www.mysterygoogle.com/ , which gives you the search results of the person who used it before you rather than what you actually typed in, and the person previous had been looking for Dan's unicorn paintings. This cheered me
― Vladislav Delap (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 14 October 2009 12:40 (1 month ago) Permalink