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it's about talking about soccer with comedy accents

Some transfers come to light only when a footballer is spotted relaxing on the yacht of a rival club's billionaire owner or dining at the favourite restaurant of their chief executive, but a young Crystal Palace player has moved the whole business into the modern era by posting details of a proposed move on his Facebook page.

Ashley-Paul Robinson, an 18-year-old winger who has been with the Championship side for five years, wrote a message on the social networking site announcing that he was having a trial with Fulham. His 194 Facebook friends were not the only people able to read exciting news of his dalliance with the Premier League club, however. The message could be seen by all 2.7m members of the site who have joined its London section, unwittingly breaking the story to supporters of both clubs and to anyone else in the capital interested in reading candid transfer gossip.

Robinson posted a message on Saturday which read: "Ashley-Paul is goin fulham on monday. If i pull dis off im on dis ting." On Sunday he added: "Ashley-Paul is travling 2 Bath With Fulham Fingers Crossed."

After news of the move spread, he posted a new message yesterday afternoon saying: "Ashley-Paul has been very naughty lol!"

Palace, however, have not found Robinson's frankness a laughing matter. "It's pretty embarrassing for the club that this guy is telling the world he's looking to leave the club," said a Palace source. "Perhaps someone should tell him to be a bit more private about what he's putting on the internet."

Robinson has been at Palace since he was a 14-year-old academy player and he broke into the first team at the end of last season, making his first-team debut as a late substitute against Preston North End in March. A month later he was offered a new contract by the club's manager, Neil Warnock, but a parting of the ways now seems inevitable. "We feel it's probably better that he looks elsewhere to further his career," said Warnock.

Plus the title led to Pinefox saying that white people shouldn't use those words, so full marks all round.

haha ok i remember reading about that

ok yeah i kind of was assuming this was like a "lol black ppl" thing so i guess that makes me a pinefox

You Wore Your ExPOLLtations Like An Armored Suit: REM's "Monster"

this thread should just auto-add every thread title involving a "poll" pun

I Ate The POLLtus: REM's "Up"

a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a poll a poll a poll

hey, at least I didn't call it "a polli"

came here to post the Monster one

the thread we love to hate

This is the thread where we discuss matters pertaining to the detrius that accompanies the "End of the Year in Cinema" -- 2008

"detrius"? For four years?

it's a funny joke, apparently.

"de"se things are sent to "trius"

Strictly 4 My Underground Homo Deep House Thugs: DJ Sprinkles - Midtown 120 Blues

Old School House Mixed Compilations

please stop filling ILM with this sort of thing, especially when there are already about 90000000 existing threads you could have put it on

fo

please stop filling ILM with this sort of thing

louis otm, others need to hold in their verbal diarrhoea and think for a minute before posting useless drivel.

• Rolling last.fm thread 2009 no haters!
• A thread for unashamed and unironic love for Fall Out Boy (NO HATERS!!!).

First one is maybe the pound-four-pound ILX's worst ever thread

i love whenever pfunkboy posts about how sweet his radio station is

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I VOTED IN THE 2008 ILX ALBUMS & TRAX POLL AND I LIKED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ballots due Thurs, Jan 22)

Mong Hot Summer

carrying on in the unfunny tradition of crocodile dundee and yahoo serious

Siegbran quizzed by the Mole on Darkthrone

louis otm, others need to hold in their verbal diarrhoea and think for a minute before posting useless drivel.

― Local Garda, Monday, January 12, 2009 10:52 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ahaha

mong hot summer is classic

Shakey Mo's Hungarian Beauties Thread

bad enough as a concept

new 77 keeping it positive meta thread to request dudes stop biting their own joeks

* Rolling last.fm thread 2009 no haters!
* A thread for unashamed and unironic love for Fall Out Boy (NO HATERS!!!).

― wilter, Wednesday, January 14, 2009 8:02 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark

http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm167/djkazz505/HiHaterLogocopy.png

'no haters' in thread titles is like my friend who was fat in jr. high whose parents bought him a shirt that say "LEAVE ME ALONE" in big block letters on the front cuz he was having trouble w bullys -- we found a pic of it on his computer last yr & the clowning commenced

the golden age for that kind of pass-agg shit has passed; they used to do it thisa way:

should i do dance (do not read if you hate me)

that is like heartbreaking deej

if there is anything worse than kids buying slogan tees than it's parents buying slogan tees for their kids

actually i guess the worst is adults buying slogan tees

that is like heartbreaking deej

― s1ocki, Monday, February 2, 2009 6:13 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

haha man jr high sucked for everyone .. this dude had it extra hard tho, one time he got chased by other kids throwing cookies at him

Monk could have just picked my little ass up and thrown me through a wall: 2007 Jazz D-bags Thread

If That Arm Heals, It Ought To Be Broken Again 2008 Jazz D Minor Bags Thread

If you don't want to play, tell a joke or dance Jazz D-Bags Thread 2009

threads themselves are ok tho

The Wit and Wisdom of Mark E Smith (search enjinn term: The Fall alright?)

The thread title with ATTITUDE

productivity / scheduling software
Only because it depresses me every time I see it.

//////////////shawty got poll poll poll poll poll poll poll (part I: 2008 TRAX)\\\\\\\

the pure essence of an album

ya that one is gross

sounds like a face cream made out of gentle orgasms

"make me a cocktail of grain alcohol and pure rain water"

ban musically

Why you lot!

Every third one here is one of mine!!!

sob sob

dont

care.

i like to take the pure essence of an album and use the resulting paste as a spread between two intact albums

signed
someone who cares about the pure essence of an album