FIRST RESPONSE hall of fame

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Answering the door

Pope Bend + Dick XVI (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 00:36 (seventeen years ago)

this is a thread for Fern Gully

rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Saturday, 27 December 2008 07:47 (seventeen years ago)

Dave Matthews Band : Name Your Reasons Why They Are So Bad & Hated.

abanana, Saturday, 27 December 2008 15:03 (seventeen years ago)

Wait, we can't make fun of Passantino's love of fat chixx anymore?

s1ocki, Tuesday, 30 December 2008 17:07 (seventeen years ago)

what was the first response

eman cipation s1ocklamation (max), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 21:26 (seventeen years ago)

OP was by KBP. Spiralli pointed out that there may be something in KBP's obsession with Dom's obsession with smashing big people.

caek, Tuesday, 30 December 2008 21:29 (seventeen years ago)

i took a worn truism - that Pato is gay for Dom - and i turned it into gold. then the mods destroyed all my work. i am thinking about taking revenge by writing a scathing diatribe about tombot and c+p it into every thread on new answers

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 30 December 2008 22:07 (seventeen years ago)

not before you have a hot chick in your bed etc etc

Pope Gay Homo Awful House Music (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 22:29 (seventeen years ago)

...

claudestock carpentinieri (country matters), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 22:29 (seventeen years ago)

fortunately...

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 30 December 2008 22:29 (seventeen years ago)

A bit obvious, perhaps, but lolsworthy nonetheless: When do you get defensive?

Pain don't hurt. (Pillbox), Wednesday, 31 December 2008 20:20 (seventeen years ago)

Ned Raggett's First Post.

♪㋡♫㋡ (gr8080), Thursday, 1 January 2009 02:07 (seventeen years ago)

impossible

rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Thursday, 1 January 2009 02:35 (seventeen years ago)

unknown fact: i could have had the first lame response hall of fame of ile. i was not that knowledgeable of internet culture ,i just had learned of the plague of the "first post" business yet thought of doing it, thought about it a few minutes while working and decided to do it as a lame statement but dan perry beated me to it by

Sébastien, Thursday, 1 January 2009 03:23 (seventeen years ago)

15 minutes

Sébastien, Thursday, 1 January 2009 03:23 (seventeen years ago)

don,t know how i managed to accroach the enter key on that one

Sébastien, Thursday, 1 January 2009 03:24 (seventeen years ago)

Microsoft Zune Lovers Forum

Pope Gay Homo Awful House Music (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 1 January 2009 23:41 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=447

and what, Saturday, 10 January 2009 18:06 (seventeen years ago)

1st 2 responses really

xhuxk d (deej), Saturday, 10 January 2009 19:51 (seventeen years ago)

honorary mention for 2nd response: David Mamet and Tim Allen together again for the very first time

some dude, Monday, 12 January 2009 19:52 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=68809#unread

Dan I., Tuesday, 13 January 2009 15:17 (seventeen years ago)

two-fer on that one

my life is ronan! (The Reverend), Tuesday, 13 January 2009 22:13 (seventeen years ago)

If Sage Francis and Brother Ali battled-rapped, who would win?

ichard Thompson (Hurting 2), Friday, 16 January 2009 05:33 (seventeen years ago)

i have always been amazed at the mechanics of fisting

the fap where all the dudes fawned over my chick (stevie), Thursday, 22 January 2009 13:41 (seventeen years ago)

Nasal Hair

velko, Monday, 26 January 2009 03:27 (seventeen years ago)

Off-board, but Firefox Autofill Feature.

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 05:41 (seventeen years ago)

Justice - † Pretentious symbol = french dance?

(really the second response)

torn between two borads, feelin' like a stan (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 19:57 (seventeen years ago)

Are the people in the Star Wars movies humans?

first few really

k3vin k., Friday, 30 January 2009 19:42 (seventeen years ago)

That firefox thing is important, I never knew how to do that!

microsoft and I decided to do some t-shirts (forksclovetofu), Friday, 30 January 2009 20:46 (seventeen years ago)

aw, doesn't work with gmail, bummer.

microsoft and I decided to do some t-shirts (forksclovetofu), Friday, 30 January 2009 20:47 (seventeen years ago)

?

k3vin k., Friday, 30 January 2009 20:58 (seventeen years ago)

The Shift/Delete to remove autofill.

microsoft and I decided to do some t-shirts (forksclovetofu), Friday, 30 January 2009 21:00 (seventeen years ago)

Defend the indefensible - "...before you die"

It is not enough to love mankind – you must be able to stand (Michael White), Friday, 30 January 2009 21:11 (seventeen years ago)

ah fuck it, what do you all look like?

robostan (roxymuzak), Monday, 9 February 2009 05:00 (seventeen years ago)

http://smile.dezro.com/misc/burnsauce.gif

eman, Monday, 9 February 2009 05:09 (seventeen years ago)

Simon Reynolds' 'Totally Wired: Post-Punk Interviews & Overviews'

special guest stars mark bronson, Monday, 9 February 2009 08:55 (seventeen years ago)

yup

your infinity in you is mad lifted (J0rdan S.), Monday, 9 February 2009 08:56 (seventeen years ago)

ahahaha

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 9 February 2009 09:30 (seventeen years ago)

Just came here to post that.

Limoncello Carlin (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Monday, 9 February 2009 09:57 (seventeen years ago)

Langston and Reynolds should go head to head imo.

Limoncello Carlin (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Monday, 9 February 2009 09:58 (seventeen years ago)

Bad breath remedies

slobodan perryošević (unregistered), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 23:33 (seventeen years ago)

smittens, happles: can we think of more examples?

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 12 February 2009 18:38 (seventeen years ago)

haha

lol (roxymuzak), Saturday, 14 February 2009 00:29 (seventeen years ago)

what font should i use

Objective Deployment Component for Failure Mode Effect Analysis (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 14 February 2009 21:04 (seventeen years ago)

good grief, you are an easy lay

caek, Saturday, 14 February 2009 22:52 (seventeen years ago)

mr. que

You have one hour to scare me!

big fatass rick ross (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 01:10 (seventeen years ago)

Is their a dating site for hyperhidrosis people

lol (roxymuzak), Sunday, 22 February 2009 04:47 (seventeen years ago)

what does it mean if you're seriously tempted to cheat on your long distance girlfriend?

lol (roxymuzak), Sunday, 22 February 2009 10:30 (seventeen years ago)

lolled @ this (sorry n)

You guys might be jumping on the break-up side way too hastily here. All the guy said is that some attractive woman hit on him and he started fantasizing scenarios for following up on it -- something that could just as easily happen with the girlfriend living across the street. So, so ... don't do anything about it! I mean yes, granted, the fact that you've gone so far as to post an ILX thread about your feelings of conflict probably isn't a good sign. But still: there's every chance you'll just get over this, every chance you just, duh, found the woman attractive, liked the attention, and wanted to have sex with her. If that's the case, good for you -- you'll at least have learned that you can be sexually tempted and be good enough to recognize that for what it is and ignore it. On the other hand, if you're seriously dwelling on this, getting all self-loathing about it, obsessing over your incredible desire to be with this other woman -- then yeah, that would be a sign that you're not that engaged with your actual relationship, something the girlfriend should (at the very least) be made aware of.

― nabiscothingy, Thursday, December 1, 2005 7:00 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
do you overthink everything?

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, December 1, 2005 7:05 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
[nabisco] i want a glass of water, but i might also want a glass of milk. 900 words please before i get my fat ass off the couch.

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, December 1, 2005 7:05 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

deej da 5'9 (deej), Monday, 23 February 2009 03:44 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=70158#unread

Throwing Puffy under the gay bus, whatever that means (forksclovetofu), Monday, 23 February 2009 22:45 (seventeen years ago)


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