Answering the door

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OptionVotes
I answer the door if it is convenient 19
Yes! I always answer the door 14
No, bugger it, if it's important they'll leave a note ffs 14
ban deeznuts 14


Pope Bend + Dick XVI (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 00:34 (fifteen years ago) link

ws

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 00:35 (fifteen years ago) link

i only answer the buzzer if i'm expecting someone.

jed_, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 00:35 (fifteen years ago) link

who doesn't answer their door when someone rings/buzzes/knocks wtf

omg grapeHOOS superman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 00:40 (fifteen years ago) link

I find myself constitutionally unable to ignore a knock at the door. My social conditioning so overwhems me that even when I know it's someone awful (Mormons, landlord, policeman wanting to talk about the children) I just HAVE to get up and answer it.

Bored American Aerospace Defense Command (BORAD) (contenderizer), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 00:44 (fifteen years ago) link

i would have friends where I would go to their house and their roommates would be chillin in the living room as I banged on the fuckn door because they werent expecting someone wtf

some nog millionaire (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 00:46 (fifteen years ago) link

The ubiquity of cell phones has kinda cut down on that whole "dropping in" thing, you have to admit.

nabisco, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 00:50 (fifteen years ago) link

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Pope Bend + Dick XVI (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 00:51 (fifteen years ago) link

When I was a stoner and consumed by paranoia, almost never. Now, sure, why not?

Home made ectoplasm (I am using your worlds), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 00:51 (fifteen years ago) link

The ubiquity of cell phones has kinda cut down on that whole "dropping in" thing, you have to admit.

― nabisco, Tuesday, December 23, 2008 7:50 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban

Because cell phones always work so good in people's apartments

some nog millionaire (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 00:52 (fifteen years ago) link

so well.

some nog millionaire (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 00:53 (fifteen years ago) link

the only people who knock on my door unexpectedly are 1) Jehovah's Witnesses 2) crackhead who wants to mow my yard, or borrow (umm, right) my mower to cut a neighbor's grass 3) perpetually broke, alcoholic friend of my ex-ex-gf who wants to go drink at 2:15 on a Sunday afternoon

under no circumstances do i ever open the door without a head's up on who it is

extremely intoxicated & uncooperative outside a Hסּסּters in Winston-Salem (will), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 00:53 (fifteen years ago) link

I am not a stoner and consumed by paranoia, almost never.

x-post otm

Sven Hassel Shutthefuckup (Matt P), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 00:54 (fifteen years ago) link

Thread provoked by us both being in various states of unpresentableness (having been to respective gyms) and being in no way prepared to answer a doors.

Pope Bend + Dick XVI (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 00:56 (fifteen years ago) link

+ on 24/12 of any year it's almost certainly going to be a charity.

Pope Bend + Dick XVI (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 00:56 (fifteen years ago) link

Answering the door and getting rid of whoever it was if you didn't want to see them > not answering and having niggling doubts as to who it might have been

Home made ectoplasm (I am using your worlds), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 00:57 (fifteen years ago) link

i can't hear my front door from anywhere but the front room (which i'm never in), so if whoever it is doesn't know my phone number or i'm not expecting them their sad lonely knock won't be responded to

Merry Christuomas (electricsound), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 00:59 (fifteen years ago) link

Sorry, Whiney, I guess I am unfamiliar with Brooklyn apartment dead zones. (I still think you gotta agree that, you know, cell phones = people in general do not just drop by like they used to.)

The building I used to live in was eight stories with a great big buzzer board, and outside of the hours when you might be getting a package delivered, 100% of unexpected buzzes were not worth getting up for -- mostly clumsy-finger wrong-button leaned-against-the-wall junk (with maybe the very rare person trying to get up in the lobby to rob someone). If you didn't get up, most of them wouldn't ring again. If you did get up, chances were you'd get into a convoluted thing where nobody can hear anybody and some dude downstairs is positive you're his friend Marco.

The building I live in now has a camera/buzzer, so I would probably answer just to look at whoever it was. I can only think of one time there was an unexpected buzz, though, and it was some weird middle-of-the-night European women who said "a friend" told them there were rooms available in my building. (When told that wasn't true, they started buzzing other people, until eventually I had to go down and try to explain how it's considered rude/weird in America to stand outside a building at midnight buzzing every apartment and asking if you can sleep there.)

nabisco, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 01:10 (fifteen years ago) link

This neighborhood seems to be crawling with Jehovah's Witnesses so I always look through the blinds to see if it's them before I will answer the door. Even if it was Prince.

Nicolars (Nicole), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 01:27 (fifteen years ago) link

We have an entryphone and without fail, JWs buzz Sundays at 11 or so; I delight in telling them 'no hawkers'.

Meat ROFL (suzy), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 01:35 (fifteen years ago) link

jehovah's witnesses have only come to my door once in my life. usually if someone knocks it's either a locked out roommate, a package delivery, or kids selling something.

Maria, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 01:40 (fifteen years ago) link

I do not answer for JWs.

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 01:58 (fifteen years ago) link

most of y'all have no manners

the sun just sent me a text (gbx), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 02:03 (fifteen years ago) link

ie

who doesn't answer their door when someone rings/buzzes/knocks wtf

― omg grapeHOOS superman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, December 23, 2008 6:40 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

the sun just sent me a text (gbx), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 02:04 (fifteen years ago) link

90% of unexpected doorbell is some sketchy dude pretending to be con-ed around here. no one ever just drops in, i'm always at least KIND of expecting someone otherwise.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 02:07 (fifteen years ago) link

^^^

So many are selling shit that it's just not worth it anymore.

Pope Bend + Dick XVI (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 02:08 (fifteen years ago) link

gbx I agree, but in bigger cities you usually call ahead. I only have a handful of people I'll randomly drop in on.

There is a big NO HAWKERS OR SOLICITING sign in the lobby of my building in London so they try to ring the bell to gain admittance. Sometimes JWs are admitted by other residents who are either Christian or JW, and they should know better. I like to answer, if only to tell them 'no thanks' and that the resident who let them in is violating the terms of their tenancy.

A couple of months ago we got a guy going door to door offering to buy 'old gold' (from, I assume, old ladies); he leafleted in the AM and came back after lunch to find police waiting to tell him to fuck off for good.

Meat ROFL (suzy), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 02:09 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah i mean i answer the door for these cats and tell em i'm not interested is all

omg grapeHOOS superman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 02:12 (fifteen years ago) link

once i was guilted into purchasing a subscription to parenting magazine but that is the extent of my fuckin w/these people

omg grapeHOOS superman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 02:12 (fifteen years ago) link

Answering the landline would be a better poll. I never answer the landline these days cos it stresses me out that I can't tell who it is.

chap, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 02:13 (fifteen years ago) link

once i was guilted into purchasing a subscription to parenting magazine but that is the extent of my fuckin w/these people

― omg grapeHOOS superman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, December 24, 2008 12:12 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol you really fucked w/them good, they probably berated themselves for days.

estela, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 02:17 (fifteen years ago) link

fundamental misunderstanding of the meaning of "fuckin w/"

omg grapeHOOS superman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 02:52 (fifteen years ago) link

Who's there?

Aimless, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 02:55 (fifteen years ago) link

wait where is that thread where i told you guys about my roommate and i inviting the vacuum salesman in and having him hang out and shoot BBs with the vacuum on full power

the sun just sent me a text (gbx), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 03:14 (fifteen years ago) link

i think it was in the sandbox

the sun just sent me a text (gbx), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 03:14 (fifteen years ago) link

i think that was an old DC thread and we made you take pictures of the vacuum guy????

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 03:15 (fifteen years ago) link

yes! they are still in my flickrs

the sun just sent me a text (gbx), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 03:16 (fifteen years ago) link

that was a really good story, i was into it.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 03:16 (fifteen years ago) link

whats that penis sticking out of dude's head

xp nev mind

choom gangsta (deej), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 03:18 (fifteen years ago) link

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/211/488863262_072763a23b.jpg?v=0

loadin BBs, dog all smelling stuff

the sun just sent me a text (gbx), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 03:18 (fifteen years ago) link

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/228/488863370_2796a5f60b.jpg?v=0

this guy hated his job so much

the sun just sent me a text (gbx), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 03:19 (fifteen years ago) link

if you had the neighbor i did, you wouldn't answer the door either. voted ban deeznuts.

VISION QUEST TO KNOCK YOU UP (John Justen), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 03:19 (fifteen years ago) link

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/214/488922812_e88dcc1458.jpg?v=0

L-R: my car (covered in bird shit), sad bored salesman waiting for his ride, box with his vacuum cleaner

the sun just sent me a text (gbx), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 03:20 (fifteen years ago) link

also i love the vacuum dude story

VISION QUEST TO KNOCK YOU UP (John Justen), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 03:21 (fifteen years ago) link

if you had the neighbor i did do ;_;

VISION QUEST TO KNOCK YOU UP (John Justen), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 03:23 (fifteen years ago) link

i hope SOMEBODY ended up buying that vacuum from that poor dude

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 03:52 (fifteen years ago) link

peopel be just pressing every buzzer on box all the time. fuck answering a buzzer.

intersting moran (PappaWheelie V), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 03:54 (fifteen years ago) link

I have an entryphone and a buzzer, though the latter doesn't always work. I'll *usually* pick up the phone unless it's the middle of the night. If it's random nutjobs, I can always hang up. Maybe it's rude to hang up on an entryphone, but I think it's pretty rude to ring the doorbell of random strangers.

Usually it is actually the dude come to read the meters, though. Which I like because otherwise they charge me an arm and a leg if they estimate.

I Am Bored Of This Screen Name (Masonic Boom), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 04:05 (fifteen years ago) link

i mean maybe it's also worth pointing out here that i'm the type of dude that always answers the phone whether i recognize the number or not.

omg grapeHOOS superman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 04:21 (fifteen years ago) link

"maybe it's a new friend!!!"

omg grapeHOOS superman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 04:21 (fifteen years ago) link

who doesn't answer their door when someone rings/buzzes/knocks wtf

― omg grapeHOOS superman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, December 23, 2008 7:40 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Too Into Dancing to Argue (ENBB), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 04:22 (fifteen years ago) link

i barely answer my phone when i recognize the #

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 04:23 (fifteen years ago) link

how does you barely answer???

intersting moran (PappaWheelie V), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 04:25 (fifteen years ago) link

"hel..."

intersting moran (PappaWheelie V), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 04:25 (fifteen years ago) link

yes. i say "hell" into the phone and then hang up. it's weird that ppl keep calling.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 04:26 (fifteen years ago) link

what fresh hell is this?

buzza, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 04:32 (fifteen years ago) link

Our entryphone buzzer is REALLY farking loud so we actually can't not hear it. I think that's half the reason we don't respond to it.

Pope Bend + Dick XVI (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 04:51 (fifteen years ago) link

99% of the time it will be someone i don't know and/or don't want to see. the other 1% can call my fucking phone (which gets reception. or if it doesn't OMG WTF I AM NOT ABLE TO BE GOTTEN A HOLD OF THE VERY SECOND YOU WISH O WHAT A WORLD WHAT A WORLD). the whole point of having a private dwelling is so you can choose who you want to have contact with and when.

expletive for lady parts (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 06:00 (fifteen years ago) link

99% of the time it will be someone i don't know and/or don't want to see. the other 1% can call my fucking phone (which gets reception. or if it doesn't OMG WTF I AM NOT ABLE TO BE GOTTEN A HOLD OF THE VERY SECOND YOU WISH O WHAT A WORLD WHAT A WORLD). the whole point of having a private dwelling is so you can choose who you want to have contact with and when.

^^^^^

Chris Barrus (Elvis Telecom), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 06:04 (fifteen years ago) link

I honestly can't think of a single time in the past 10 years when someone I actually know has unexpectedly turned up ringing my buzzer.

This really makes me wonder why, 90% of the time, I have still bothered getting up and checking who's buzzing. Like a whole accumulated 10 hours of my life spent going "who is it?" and getting dead air or incomprehensible mumbling in return, or trying to convince people that seriously, I would know if a dude named Marco lived with me, and he doesn't, unless your friend Marco is a cockroach.

nabisco, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 06:38 (fifteen years ago) link

oh man poor marco, his family treats him so bad.

VISION QUEST TO KNOCK YOU UP (John Justen), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 06:41 (fifteen years ago) link

i cant think of a time someone i DONT know has actually knocked on my door

choom gangsta (deej), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 08:33 (fifteen years ago) link

say hi to the other inmates for me

Pope Bend + Dick XVI (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 08:36 (fifteen years ago) link

Open package and give 'em a HELICOPTER

A bright pair of newcomers called BROS (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 08:43 (fifteen years ago) link

it's true tho brooklyn drop-bys are another bag altogether. altho the last few times it was my boyfriend locked out.

Surmounter, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 08:45 (fifteen years ago) link

99% of the time it will be someone i don't know and/or don't want to see. the other 1% can call my fucking phone (which gets reception. or if it doesn't OMG WTF I AM NOT ABLE TO BE GOTTEN A HOLD OF THE VERY SECOND YOU WISH O WHAT A WORLD WHAT A WORLD). the whole point of having a private dwelling is so you can choose who you want to have contact with and when.

an acquaintance of mine has been showing up unexpectedly (and unwelcome-ly) at an increasingly frequent rate over the past year or so. when i tried ignoring the doorbell, he went round and banged on the window, and then came back every half hour for another couple of hours. it's never anything important, and he never bothers to ask if it's a good time before coming over. this happened three days in a row last week, at which point i felt compelled to e-mail him to let him know that he really must ask me first before coming over. very sick of having my evenings regularly interrupted by his surprise visits.

modernism, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 09:26 (fifteen years ago) link

Man, you people have some shitty friends. I do have a friend who... vvveerrryy occasionally drops by, because she lives down the road (this is such a novelty in a large city like London) But she usually does text first.

I love it when random friends drop by - OK, wait, it is the visit that is random, not the friend.

But it's rare. I'd get annoyed if it happened ALL. THE. TIME.

I Am Bored Of This Screen Name (Masonic Boom), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 11:39 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm the first flat in the building and fuckers always buzzing my buzzer to get let in. I do not answer. I just watch them on the videophone until they go away.

sister s (ledge), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 12:07 (fifteen years ago) link

i only answer the buzzer if i'm expecting someone food

Timezilla vs Mechadistance (blueski), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 12:24 (fifteen years ago) link

You phone out for Pizza.

Mark G, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 13:35 (fifteen years ago) link

In keeping with my lack of a cell phone, I generally yell "Go away."

Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 15:42 (fifteen years ago) link

save your voice: http://stagingrockland.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/doormat9.jpg

expletive for lady parts (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 16:07 (fifteen years ago) link

Beware of Morb

a mountain climber who plays an electric guitar (gabbneb), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 16:25 (fifteen years ago) link

the other aspect of mobile phone ubiquity is that many people don't have landlines, so if their phone's not working for whatever reason (dead zone, ringer off, whatever) there is no alternative to just droppin on in

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 17:02 (fifteen years ago) link

If someone rings the bell when I'm not expecting anyone, I can look out the bay window in the living room and see them on the steps and decide whether I want to engage with them or let them think I am not at home.

La plus perdue de toutes les journées est celle où l’on n’a pas (Michael White), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 17:41 (fifteen years ago) link

I've come to believe that hiding from the doorbell is just one more avoidant personality trait that doesn't help anyone, least of all myself.

Meat ROFL (suzy), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 18:16 (fifteen years ago) link

I just don't want to have to walk down the stairs when I can tell somebody to fuck off from right over their head.

La plus perdue de toutes les journées est celle où l’on n’a pas (Michael White), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 18:23 (fifteen years ago) link

A shop near my old work which is run by ESLs has a mat out the front that says NOT WELCOME and they just lay a bit of paper over the word NOT.

Pope Bend + Dick XVI (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 20:07 (fifteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Tuesday, 30 December 2008 00:01 (fifteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Wednesday, 31 December 2008 00:01 (fifteen years ago) link

one year passes...

small old shadout mapes lady just at the door was a lovely old dear, but probably the worst saleswoman ever. Didn't even bother telling me what she was selling, just a forlorn "Hiya luv, do you wanna buy owt?"... it could have been anything. Yes, weapons grade plutonium please. and some pegs.

tomofthenest, Friday, 25 June 2010 08:36 (thirteen years ago) link

shadout mapes

Read the books and seen the movie but I still had to google that - impressive.

StanM, Friday, 25 June 2010 08:57 (thirteen years ago) link

bet she had a PS4 and you've missed out

,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Friday, 25 June 2010 09:15 (thirteen years ago) link

standard fantasy trope- you always buy what a wizened old lady is selling, and you never take up a wizened old guy's invitation to fight him.

,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Friday, 25 June 2010 09:16 (thirteen years ago) link

She was selling the spice.

StanM, Friday, 25 June 2010 09:19 (thirteen years ago) link

fuckin mormons or some shit

death kebab of DEATH (Pillbox), Friday, 25 June 2010 09:22 (thirteen years ago) link

ha ledge as soon as i typed that i fukn knew someone would go there.

don't be silly, tho- that's shit's only a story

,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Friday, 25 June 2010 09:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Attention people canvassing door to door for nebulous kids' charity, ignoring the 'no pedlars' sign in a private block less than 500 feet from the world's most famous paediatric hospital: UR DOIN IT RONG.

WHEN CROWS GO BAD (suzy), Friday, 25 June 2010 09:33 (thirteen years ago) link

hey dm, what area of Dublin do you live in. I'm curious b/c I used to live in Rathmines & I honestly can't remember a single peddler dropping by - then again, I did live on the fourth floor, so I actually prob missed out on a bevy of incredible bargains.

death kebab of DEATH (Pillbox), Friday, 25 June 2010 09:34 (thirteen years ago) link

sban

,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Friday, 25 June 2010 09:37 (thirteen years ago) link

uh, am I wrong about you living in Dublin? sry whatevs

death kebab of DEATH (Pillbox), Friday, 25 June 2010 09:40 (thirteen years ago) link

:) it's a 'thing'

i'm out in the sticks way out west.

i doubt v much that somewhere plush as rathmines would be a profitable calling ground for door-to-door sellers alright.

,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Friday, 25 June 2010 09:42 (thirteen years ago) link

If "plush" entails a nightmare of broken & leaking plumbing & a "furnace" that our deadbeat landlord actually once "fixed" w/ rubber bands & a ballpoint pen before once again disappearing for weeks at a time w/o heat in the dead of winter, then I'd hate to endure the conditions in some of the seedier areas! At least out there you can burn peat chips or something ;)

death kebab of DEATH (Pillbox), Friday, 25 June 2010 09:48 (thirteen years ago) link

no sympathy for jackeens, if ye want to live on top of each other that close to the brits ye have it coming imo.

,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Friday, 25 June 2010 09:50 (thirteen years ago) link


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