Have jollity ogling up these locutions, stripling.
― dirty south? clean it up with Orbitz (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 26 April 2009 03:29 (fifteen years ago) link
Snake and Snake 2
― THE_REAL_PHIL (Dr. Phil), Friday, 8 May 2009 16:43 (fifteen years ago) link
Coldplay x Animal Collective: it's showdown time!
― pimpagon (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 04:54 (fifteen years ago) link
There's Nothing Mored Gay Than......
― velko, Friday, 29 May 2009 06:35 (fourteen years ago) link
RUMPIE WORKS IN MY OFFICE
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080)(gr8080)♪☺♫☻ (velko), Sunday, 7 June 2009 06:32 (fourteen years ago) link
Date: July 1st, 2009 3:27 PMAuthor: gluten
i met this girl at whole foods. i was by the bakery case and saw this really cute little hipster girl, so i went up and got in line behind her. she ordered some gluten-free pastry, and i used it to talk to her. she has celiac(?) disease, the gluten allergy. i said i did too, and ordered one as well, and bought hers. it was one of the worst things i've ever eaten btw. we chill and eat gross pastries.
so i end up calling her that weekend, we go out...now we're dating exclusively. only problem is i have to keep up this bullshit gluten allergy facade. special bread, special everything. no beer. it SUCKS.
i really like her, but i also want to eat like a normal human being. what the fuck should i do.
― Garri$on Kilo (Hurting 2), Friday, 3 July 2009 21:21 (fourteen years ago) link
^_^
― a poppy seed NAGL (J0rdan S.), Friday, 3 July 2009 21:31 (fourteen years ago) link
Date: July 2nd, 2009 3:56 PMAuthor: Doc Lewis (I buy my pink dress shirts ONLY at Broseph A Bank)
If you think you have to break up with her PLEASE diarrhea all over the carpet first. You totally have an out on this one.
Date: July 3rd, 2009 4:39 PMAuthor: gluten
i will do that
― unregistered, Friday, 3 July 2009 23:56 (fourteen years ago) link
try and genuinely frighten/scare me with a conspiracy theory
― avuenjo, Tuesday, 28 July 2009 22:48 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.jacatu.de/index.php?page=Thread&threadID=7850
^^^ vital reading imo
― she looked like blanka from sfII but chubbier (Lamp), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 23:52 (fourteen years ago) link
god save our gracious fucking queen
― the hubby space veggiescope (country matters), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 00:00 (fourteen years ago) link
sweet christ divine
― Bobkate Goldtwat (darraghmac), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 00:07 (fourteen years ago) link
ha, english people are ugly and fat!swedish people are bucksome and beautiful.
― clouds taste metallica (jdchurchill), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 00:16 (fourteen years ago) link
lolsome and true
― Echt jetzt? COOL Ich bin berühmt als Threadstarter ;) (Lamp), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 00:31 (fourteen years ago) link
ILX users and the musicians/bands we associate with them
― velko, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 01:22 (fourteen years ago) link
I am drunk
― jergins, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 18:48 (fourteen years ago) link
I would join the army if it didn't mean giving up the most prime years of my life where I should be macing on babes
― CaptainLorax, Wednesday, September 9, 2009 2:18 PM
well eventually it will become no sex with young chicks... the point is I cant find a job
― CaptainLorax, Wednesday, September 9, 2009 2:28 PM
― jergins, Thursday, 10 September 2009 02:57 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.computerweekly.com/blogs/the-data-trust-blog/body-laptop-interface-lorax.jpg
― velko, Thursday, 10 September 2009 03:00 (fourteen years ago) link
woah woah woah woah
― bamcquern, Thursday, 10 September 2009 04:00 (fourteen years ago) link
ugh lorax
― harbl, Thursday, 10 September 2009 11:11 (fourteen years ago) link
Sex - Blood - Etiquette
― velko, Sunday, 27 September 2009 10:18 (fourteen years ago) link
XD what a charming young man
― should probably be practising shorthand (country matters), Sunday, 27 September 2009 10:23 (fourteen years ago) link
Strange Tales of Hassidic Jews
― velko, Saturday, 3 October 2009 17:30 (fourteen years ago) link
lol @ ass eater johnson
― broski dawg (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 19 November 2009 18:20 (fourteen years ago) link
uh oh i'm having a fantasy Ethical issues in journalism
― 102. LJ: British. 5. (acoleuthic), Friday, 11 December 2009 01:20 (fourteen years ago) link
Why is it that bands aren't as political reactionary anymore as in the sixties and seventies. Also, why is it that since the late 80s no new (big) music styles have surfaced and also why is it that
― velko, Friday, 15 January 2010 05:20 (fourteen years ago) link
deviriginized
― velko, Friday, 15 January 2010 05:21 (fourteen years ago) link
garu g?
― tehresa, Friday, 15 January 2010 05:22 (fourteen years ago) link
Making References To Things When You Are 99% Sure People Have Never Heard Of It - C/D
― velko, Friday, 15 January 2010 05:23 (fourteen years ago) link
This is like a Comedy Script. Is it not poo?
― ♖♕♖ (am0n), Friday, 15 January 2010 21:21 (fourteen years ago) link
ok to see bra?
― velko, Saturday, 30 January 2010 23:38 (fourteen years ago) link
Wacky Packages
― velko, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 07:06 (fourteen years ago) link
Grey Hair: To Dye Or Not To Dye?
― i know who the sockpuppet master of ilx is (velko), Thursday, 18 February 2010 17:41 (fourteen years ago) link
the video for "dirrty": classic or CLASSIC
― carne asada, Thursday, 18 February 2010 19:59 (fourteen years ago) link
hi
― mojfc fhuu aco, Saturday, January 25, 2003 4:09 PM
― am0n, Thursday, 18 February 2010 20:01 (fourteen years ago) link
internet
― am0n, Thursday, February 18, 2010 1:18 PM (1 hour ago)
― this is awful I want Togo home (harbl), Thursday, 18 February 2010 20:05 (fourteen years ago) link
Catherine McKinnon: classic or dud?
― velko, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 22:06 (fourteen years ago) link
baganjaGuestPosts: n/aDude im so fucking high right now i just smoked a gram blunt of some fire fire... but any ways dude... fill up your mouth and then inhale air and repeat if you can... Im one of those people who for no reason can hit really hard so i do it untill i run out of breath (not recomended) omg im so high
― stfü (crüt), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 20:55 (thirteen years ago) link
POO TEH GIRLS OF SAVED BY THE BELL: WHO'D YOU HUMP?
― ¯\⎝⏠___⏠⎠/¯ (gr8080), Thursday, 15 July 2010 03:06 (thirteen years ago) link
I would like to watch a (foriegn? indie?) film.
― casual gawker.com link (buzza), Sunday, 22 August 2010 05:41 (thirteen years ago) link
We need ILX beefcake
― am0n, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 01:05 (thirteen years ago) link
Did you really think the good times were going to end?
― kiwi, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 01:10 (thirteen years ago) link
When in Rome, ask directions
― tickle me lmao (unregistered), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 03:37 (thirteen years ago) link
Fuck tha police
― tickle me lmao (unregistered), Friday, 15 October 2010 00:03 (thirteen years ago) link
he
― am0n, Friday, 15 October 2010 06:43 (thirteen years ago) link
An open letter to ILX & mods re: an alternative to the current system
― con suelo, Monday, 22 November 2010 00:26 (thirteen years ago) link
Tokyo - 7th-13th feb, hit me up with clubs, gigs and stuff
― System (☆), Friday, 17 December 2010 10:42 (thirteen years ago) link
curvy colombian transvestites
― u aint messin w/ my dengue (gr8080), Friday, 17 December 2010 17:38 (thirteen years ago) link
considering a cat
― smexy fishy hawt joey martin (acoleuthic), Monday, 20 December 2010 02:42 (thirteen years ago) link
don't fuck with me
― ☆, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 02:40 (thirteen years ago) link