US Politics, October 2019 — I guess statement you could say with thread. I made a thread. The thread was PERFECT.

new polling from Morning Consult showing Trump is underwater in battleground states of Arizona (his net approval is down 23 points since his presidency began), Colorado (down 16), Florida (down 23), Iowa (down 22), Michigan (down 18), New Hampshire (down 23), North Carolina (down 21), Pennsylvania (down 17) and Wisconsin (down 17), and you see what could amount to an electoral disaster in the making.

wish we could hold the election in nov 2019.

that is very good news though

i know i just posted this on the impeachment thread, but just in case there's someone who reads this thread and not the other dozen trump threads,

Trump goes on rant about the UK, Australia and Italy plotting against him during the 2016 campaign. pic.twitter.com/8pDZxd6IKT

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) October 4, 2019

he is truly becoming....unhinged. and he sources say he is making claims...without evidence

In other news, the unemployment rate just hit 3.5%, the lowest it's been in 50 years. So all continues to be well in the best of all possible worlds.

the most ppl w/ shitty jobs

(and i'm one)

Be thankful you don't live in Sweden, where the unemployment rate is 7.4%.

"unhinged" is a good description of that twitter video. it's like watching the world's worst magician wave his left hand about to distract you from the explicit treason he's doing in front of a camera with the right hand.

corruption is an emotion, something you can just "feel"

It's the countries he DOESN'T blame, maaan.

President Stillson

i saw that his net approval rating (approval balanced with disapproval) was basically zero in pretty surprising places like North and South Dakota. So yes, holding out hope we have the biggest electoral college blowout in history.

Yeah, I wanna see Nixon - McGovern numbers.

do we really need a primary thread, a politics thread, and an impeach trump thread?? fuck

It's kind of a mess right now, and let's not forget the Bernie and Biden threads!

or the AOC thread or the is Trump a psychopath thread

do we really need any threads at all

do we really need a primary thread, a politics thread, and an impeach trump thread??

a game, a grind, and a prayer

Anyway would be much easier to wrangle if we could get that ILP board!

also would facilitate bulk ignoring

do we really need a primary thread, a politics thread, and an impeach trump thread?? fuck

― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, October 4, 2019 1:35 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

It's kind of a mess right now, and let's not forget the Bernie and Biden threads!

― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, October 4, 2019

F: Impeach Trump Y/N
M: US Politics, October 2019 — I guess statement you could say with thread. I made a thread. The thread was PERFECT.
K: 2020 Democratic presidential primary

tbf, this is such a shitshow I'm surprised there aren't more threads. I mean, there are probably over 100 Led Zeppelin threads, and this is the Led Zeppelin of shitshows.

Ignoring something you're not interested in is actually pretty easy. Like, you see a thread about it and... don't read it. Doesn't seem that tough; maybe I am missing something.

i'm interested in all of it, that's the whole thing

Trump: "African Americans built this nation. You built this nation. You know, you're just starting to get real credit for that. I don't know if you know that. You're just starting to get - you built the nation. We all built it. But you were such a massive part of it."

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) October 4, 2019

the least racist man you've ever met shares his wisdom

i

can i

by all means

All Lives Built It.

So glad the stillborn baby at the end of Threads grew up to be President

I totally read that quote in Leslie Neilsons voice.

So the President just signed an executive order, “Protecting Medicare from Socialist Destruction.”

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/10/03/watch-trump-announces-executive-order-aimed-at-improving-medicare.html

The President just signed another executive order, “Taking Drugs to Make Music to Take Drugs To.”

Jacob Wohl strikes again
https://www.thedailybeast.com/jacob-wohls-bogus-warren-accuser-exaggerated-his-military-service-record
https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/elizabeth-warren-accuser-not-up-to-caliber-to-work-for-gigolo-agency-894637/
https://heavy.com/news/2019/10/kelvin-whelly/

I don't get why anyone pays attention to this chump. Does he have any accomplishments whatsoever other than being a ridiculous troll?

I’m just in awe that this dude was actually in the military

Submitted Wohling to Urban dictionary

good morning!

So it looks like...October 24th is when the wheels of justice finally start rolling over this clown? Cool, 'bout time.

President Trump’s personal attorney Rudy Giuliani told Fox News on Friday that his mission is to “disrupt the world” while defending his interactions with Ukrainian officials. “My mission is to disrupt the world,” Giuliani said when asked by Fox News host Martha MacCallum what his personal goal is as the president’s personal lawyer.

I AM AN ANARCHIIIIIIST

President Trump’s personal attorney Rudy Giuliani

sorry i just died a little reading this phrase

Why so delerious

jacob wohl + co are the greatest comedy act going right now

I’m just in awe that this dude was actually in the military

Everybody that works at the CBP is disgusting

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/customs-and-border-protection-investigating-allegation-journalist-harassed-at-airport/

I had an irrational fear when I left the country for my month long business trip that I wouldn't be able to get back in for some bullshit Orwellian reason. Realizing while that's a stupid pie in the sky thing to happen to me, other people are legit dealing with that reality

lol have you ever met a marine

I think the awe was that Wohl actually bothered to find a marine, even if it’s one who was in high school at the time he claimed to have been deployed in Afghanistan.

Considering that their security guard is a short man with a single Apple earbud in place of an earpiece, and that the sex marine press conference came 24 hours after Wohl & Burkman’s press conference outing the treacherous whistleblower

The sex marine reportedly also came

Whomp whomp

SCOOP: Trump told House Republicans he made his now infamous phone call to Ukrainian president at the urging of Energy Secretary Rick Perry — a call Trump claimed he didn’t even want to make.https://t.co/sEgKDFzmb1

— Axios (@axios) October 5, 2019

*tentatively reaches for popcorn*