US Politics, October 2019 — I guess statement you could say with thread. I made a thread. The thread was PERFECT.

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Thank you very much.

WmC, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 11:47 (two weeks ago) link

I miss the covfefe days

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 11:59 (two weeks ago) link

I miss not having 12 Trump threads going at the same time on ILX.

a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 13:30 (two weeks ago) link

Sad!

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 13:33 (two weeks ago) link

realDonaldTrump liked this tweet: https://t.co/CtLpea4KNS

— Trump Alert (@TrumpsAlert) October 1, 2019

remember there are still many many people out there who think Trump is a giant brain genius who has been playing 3-D chess for the last 4 years

frogbs, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 14:11 (two weeks ago) link

I've been saying for 2 years that at the last minute he won't run for re-election. He'll throw up a garbled 100-tweet thread with a dissonant combination of "mission accomplished: swamp drained!" and "the game is rigged!", because the writing will be on the wall in terms of his historically poor approval rating and across-the-board polls showing him losing to the Dem. I've been clinging to this...

Sam Weller, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 14:22 (two weeks ago) link

i wouldn't cling to that

american bradass (BradNelson), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 14:22 (two weeks ago) link

I used to believe in the "Trump doesn't actually want to be president" theory, and indeed it seems he dislikes most of the day-to-day duties, or really anything that isn't one of his idiot chud rallies - BUT being President means everyone's talking about him all the time and that a bunch of people have to listen when he speaks, so yes he absolutely is going to run in 2020 and will throw a crazy fit if he loses (or if he wins)

frogbs, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 14:31 (two weeks ago) link

https://player.fm/series/why-is-this-happening-with-chris-hayes/live-what-happened-to-conservatism-with-sen-ted-cruz
Ted Cruz was the guest on Chris Hayes as recorded live over the weekend

Stevolende, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 14:36 (two weeks ago) link

what happened to conservatism was dudes like ted cruz

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 14:39 (two weeks ago) link

We have to prepare for the possibility that he may win in November 2020 and fight like hell to beat him.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 14:41 (two weeks ago) link

frogbs otm

guy walks into a room and a special song plays, they all have to stand, "they call me Sir!" It's everything he's ever wanted.

also being president might be what keeps him out of jail

The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 14:46 (two weeks ago) link

Not to sound defeatist, but it almost doesn't matter whether he wins in 2020 or not. He's made such a goddamn shitshow out of everything that even if he is very clearly defeated, the media will still feed his twitter fueled rage and everything will still revolve around him anyway.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 14:46 (two weeks ago) link

just a reminder that we're dealing with the dumbest man in the united states:

THANK YOU! pic.twitter.com/zqbTTlbGmp

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 30, 2019

to him, everything will be about him, until the moment he dies. he'll be joined by thousands of devotees that will bury themselves alive in their burial chambers to be with him. breitbart will have wall-to-wall coverage for the entire month, and the parts of the country where people hang confederate flags across their porches will believe that a great man has died. he'll have his team of dumbasses until the very end, whenever that is, we just have to deal with it

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 14:50 (two weeks ago) link

xp yeah, that sounds defeatist, sorry. I disagree.

lol Karl

sleeve, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 14:51 (two weeks ago) link

well yeah it won't matter to the sales of his next book, or his daughter's handbag line or his son's political ambitions

but it'll definitely matter for the rest of the world

The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 14:52 (two weeks ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/i7zsvBB.jpg

WmC, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 14:53 (two weeks ago) link

but it'll definitely matter for the rest of the world

Absolutely. I just hear folks talking like he'll disappear completely in January of 2021 or something. Won't happen, he'll still be dominating every single press cycle for years to come and that thought depresses me.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 14:55 (two weeks ago) link

meanwhile...

A shadowy group that supports Syrian dictator Bashar-al Assad is giving thousands of dollars to far-right activists, conspiracy websites, YouTube personalities, and WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange — all under the guise of an award for “uncompromised integrity in journalism.”

The Association for Investment in Popular Action Committees, an umbrella nonprofit based in the San Francisco Bay area, ostensibly exists to raise awareness of “social justice issues that are key to sustainable world peace.” In practice, that has meant bolstering public support for the Assad regime, which has rewarded the group and one of its main fronts, the Syria Solidarity Movement, with visas and access to top officials in Damascus.

Among those winners is Jimmy Dore, a comedian turned political commentator who was employed by The Young Turks, a progressive video outlet, until April 2019. According to an IRS filing, however, Dore actually began receiving money from the association behind the Serena Shim Award in 2017, receiving $2,500 for what the latter described as “human rights media.”

That same year, Dore would argue that a chemical weapons attack on the opposition-held town of Khan Sheikhun was likely a “false flag,” the bodies of dead children having been planted, perhaps, by extremists (the United Nations has confirmed that the Syrian government, the only party to the conflict known to possess the Sarin and an air force, was responsible).

“Reporter Actually In S-Y-R-I-A Exposes Media Lies About Everything” was the name of another 2017 conspiracy-theory segment, that one featuring Eva Bartlett, a founding member of the Syria Solidarity Movement and the first winner of the Serena Shim prize.

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 15:08 (two weeks ago) link

the stunning detail there is how little it costs

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 15:10 (two weeks ago) link

CNBC -- which uses the same Dem/GOP polling firms as our NBC/WSJ poll does -- just released their latest survey showing Trump's job rating falling to 37%, the lowest of his presidency in the poll https://t.co/FuMdEfYo68

Sept 24-28, MOE +/- 3.5% pic.twitter.com/iC9Jaw8ERy

— Mark Murray (@mmurraypolitics) October 1, 2019

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 15:23 (two weeks ago) link

The Association for Investment in Popular Action Committees

Hilarious that they gave themselves the initials AIPAC.

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 16:08 (two weeks ago) link

The more I read about the Ukraine thing and Barr's global adventures in pursuit of the REAL hackers, the more it all seems like a case of high-on-their-own-supply. Right-wing media bullshit is only useful and effective if you remember that it is a means of obfuscation and confusion to bog down your enemies, not an actual source of real-world information. It appears that the White House has gone off on a fantasy adventure in pursuit of things that their own intelligence agencies have told them over and over just don't exist. But Trump and Giuliani and maybe Barr too all seem to think it's real, so they're off chasing that instead of whatever nefarious scheme they should actually be pursuing to further their ends, and now he's getting impeached because of it.

The aide said that guys like me were "in what we call the reality-based community," which he defined as people who "believe that solutions emerge from your judicious study of discernible reality." I nodded and murmured something about enlightenment principles and empiricism. He cut me off. "That's not the way the world really works anymore." He continued "We're an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you're studying that reality—judiciously, as you will—we'll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that's how things will sort out. We're history's actors … and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do."

(the "aide" in this passage is Karl Rove)

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 16:42 (two weeks ago) link

xpost yeah, all they really needed was a few investigations opened in foreign countries so they could yell about Democrat corruption and biased Witch hunts, but they got caught because they are so so dumb

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 16:43 (two weeks ago) link

I used to believe in the "Trump doesn't actually want to be president" theory, and indeed it seems he dislikes most of the day-to-day duties, or really anything that isn't one of his idiot chud rallies - BUT being President means everyone's talking about him all the time and that a bunch of people have to listen when he speaks, so yes he absolutely is going to run in 2020 and will throw a crazy fit if he loses (or if he wins)

Me too. I thought he'd last six months because he had no interest in actually doing the job. I did not take into account he could just keep on campaigning and nobody would ever make him do the job.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 16:44 (two weeks ago) link

I saw an article that described Trump as a "replacement level Fox News viewer" and that about covers it. Even if he wasn't the subject of their coverage, he'd be soaking in 8-10 hours of it a day.

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 16:46 (two weeks ago) link

It remains to be seen whether the entire Republican party and news media is ready to get in lockstep with the message that actually it's good to ask foreign countries to investigate totally made up scandals for political gain. I doubt they'll waste much time getting there though.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 16:46 (two weeks ago) link

why accept that message when they can just go with "that's not what happened" as the strategy? no quid pro quo. totally legit conversation. every president does it, etc

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 16:48 (two weeks ago) link

The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command. His heart sank as he thought of the enormous power arrayed against him, the ease with which any Party intellectual would overthrow him in debate, the subtle arguments which he would not be able to understand, much less answer. And yet he was in the right! They were wrong and he was right.

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 16:49 (two weeks ago) link

oops, forgot to delete the last two sentences, which are from a different era when conservatives were still capable of thinking and acting independently

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 16:50 (two weeks ago) link

I just hear folks talking like he'll disappear completely in January of 2021 or something. Won't happen, he'll still be dominating every single press cycle for years to come and that thought depresses me.

I disagree with this. If there's one thing the institutional GOP is good at (and Fox News is part of the institutional GOP) it's the memory hole. George W. Bush was fucking GONE the day he lost the election. I do actually believe that, if Trump blows the election, the entire RW apparatus will instantly pivot to "Nikki Haley is the one we liked all along, we need a stiff dose of civility to free us from crazy-eyes Marxist divisive President Warren" or whatever.

So no, no despair. Beating Trump in 2020 will make the United States instantly and substantially better. I truly believe that.

(But also, taking advantage of the current dirty, compromised state of the GOP, while Trump is still its figurehead, to win some Senate races and governorships ('sup, Laura Kelly) and STATE LEGISLATURES this year and next)

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 16:51 (two weeks ago) link

do you all really think the cult of TrUmP is importantly different than the cult of "W"?

I mean, I lived in stupid kansass for half of little Bush's reign and have spent only a week in the usa during the current idiot's time, but for those of you who were adults during the ~mission accomplished~ years, does the GOP solicit a deeper fealty now?

L'assie (Euler), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 16:52 (two weeks ago) link

I disagree with this. If there's one thing the institutional GOP is good at (and Fox News is part of the institutional GOP) it's the memory hole. George W. Bush was fucking GONE the day he lost the election.

yes

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 16:53 (two weeks ago) link

GWB didn't (technically) lose any elections; I know you meant "slinked out of office"

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 16:56 (two weeks ago) link

There are some similarities. The buildup to the Iraq invasion was a similar inept sleight of hand where data critical of the existence of WMDs was shut down as essentially "fake news"

Main diff is he was nowhere near as ascerbic towards the press so they helped him with his spin.

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 16:56 (two weeks ago) link

The George W. Bush Mind Wipe Project began in 2007. I've never seen a president disappear so abruptly after goddamn ubiquity.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 16:57 (two weeks ago) link

the great thing about the breitbart poll image is that it indicates trump himself voted in it

maura, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 16:58 (two weeks ago) link

("return to poll")

maura, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 16:59 (two weeks ago) link

yes, but you have to vote in the poll in order to see the very scientific results

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 17:03 (two weeks ago) link

It looks like the Department of Justice will intervene in a fight between President Trump and the Manhattan District Attorney over the president’s tax returns https://t.co/jzRNcMwEXq

— POLITICO (@politico) October 1, 2019

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 17:05 (two weeks ago) link

The Trump call suggested he has conflated three separate ideas (that Ukraine was acting against him, that Crowdstrike had an inherent pre-existing bias and that the DNC server was never analysed by the FBI) into one easily disproved conspiracy theory (that Crowdstrike has the DNC server hidden in Ukraine). Idk whether that says more about Trump’s inability to process information than it does about his broader team’s ability to come up with consistent attack lines.

ShariVari, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 17:09 (two weeks ago) link

I can’t imagine Trump disappearing in 2021, not with 90% approval from Republicans. Already more and more right-wing media is pushing the narrative that he’s a victim of a coup attempt by the deep state because he’s so devoted to battling corruption - QAnon but a little less goofy. If he loses it will be all due to the deep state, the Democrat will be an illegitimate president no matter the margin of victory.

JoeStork, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 17:30 (two weeks ago) link

that's going to happen no matter what

sleeve, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 17:35 (two weeks ago) link

we've been through all this before, both on ILX and also in real life. even before the 2016 election, trump was pushing the line that he was cheated out of a victory. and afterward, when he was farting all over the chairs of the oval office with every breath, he couldn't stop talking about how millions of votes had been stolen from him. no matter what happens, whether the margins are razor-thin or a blowout, whether he "wins" or loses, trump will say he was cheated and take that to the grave, and he'll have uncountable people who believe him. they will probably have their own tv network for this (like NRAtv, but tackier)

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 17:38 (two weeks ago) link

xp

sleeve said it more concisely :)

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 17:38 (two weeks ago) link

Trump will be in the news long after he is gone - from the presidency, and from the earth.

flappy bird, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 17:41 (two weeks ago) link

Fascist Elvis

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 17:53 (two weeks ago) link

are you loathsome tonight

The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 17:56 (two weeks ago) link

it's not even 2pm

flappy bird, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 17:57 (two weeks ago) link

oh wait lol wrong Phil Hartman character

Οὖτις, Friday, 18 October 2019 22:34 (two days ago) link

"I didn't go to law school" is the gonna be the new "I'm not a scientist"

also dude it's not law it's civics

The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 18 October 2019 22:36 (two days ago) link

He did go to law school tho

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Friday, 18 October 2019 22:39 (two days ago) link

where’s Schoolhouse Rock when we need it

Françoise, Laurel, and Hardy (K. Rrosé), Friday, 18 October 2019 22:40 (two days ago) link

The learning part of my life is over

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Friday, 18 October 2019 22:55 (two days ago) link

Maybe it's time to let the old ways die

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Friday, 18 October 2019 23:11 (two days ago) link

Like I have to deal with that shit all day every day in my place of work but I'll go ahead and say that it's 100% inexcusable for an elected official to not understand the workings of the body to which they've been elected.

Or, y'know, it used to be. Even just base-level sentience is optional these days.

Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Friday, 18 October 2019 23:12 (two days ago) link

he's just a man of the people, not some Fancy Schoolin' Boy

mookieproof, Friday, 18 October 2019 23:13 (two days ago) link

I'm not a scientist
I will not understand things
hastening calamities
and evils yet unknown

I'm not a lawyer
I'm not sure what the law is
seems like it is malleable
and no one else can cave like me

And I know what's right
but I can't indict
or I'll lose, the seat I just eked out
by a ruse
To just pretend I'm blind
Yeah, and just pretend I'm blind

The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 18 October 2019 23:16 (two days ago) link

:-/

The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 18 October 2019 23:16 (two days ago) link

100% inexcusable unless the very reason you were elected was not to understand

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 18 October 2019 23:51 (two days ago) link

Diaper-spotting for Dan:

People are talking about Trump's protuberant diaper-driven frontbutt in this video, and deservedly so, but spare a minute for his steadfast refusal to let his wife anywhere near his giant golf umbrella. https://t.co/MtlEq4BjyL

— David Roth (@david_j_roth) October 18, 2019

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Saturday, 19 October 2019 00:18 (yesterday) link

Between Mulvaney saying the quiet parts out loud and McConnell's Washington Post op-ed, I predict a rage-tweetin' weekend.

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Saturday, 19 October 2019 00:27 (yesterday) link

mook, I don't even hate washed-up Auntie Hil as much as I do her 'husband' or Biden

maybe not even Bootyjudge

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 19 October 2019 00:32 (yesterday) link

i know trump is vain but sometimes ppl have incontinence issues especially old ppl, it's not really much of an own to clown them for it

blows with the wind donors (crüt), Saturday, 19 October 2019 01:10 (yesterday) link

would agree w/r/t every other human being on the planet

The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 19 October 2019 01:18 (yesterday) link

i know trump is vain but sometimes ppl have incontinence issues especially old ppl, it's not really much of an own to clown them for it

I cite it here in the same context as a few months ago, not to make fun of the clown man for looking silly

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Saturday, 19 October 2019 01:31 (yesterday) link

"clowning" on ppl is often (usually?) done on topics the clownee is sensitve to, not the clowner

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 19 October 2019 01:43 (yesterday) link

(I do agree that making fun of Trump's appearance has been fine for at least thirty years, in light of his extreme vanity and boasting)

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Saturday, 19 October 2019 02:00 (yesterday) link

no to mention his body/disability shaming

The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 19 October 2019 02:01 (yesterday) link

We can all agree that the umbrella stuff is still a dick move tho.

a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 19 October 2019 02:08 (yesterday) link

Pelosi and Impeachment - There have already been 3 Votes, and they’ve all failed miserably. Here’s why there may not be a fourth - 137 Democrats voted against on the last vote.” @JasonChaffetz @seanhannity Many of those voting in favor will be beaten in 2020!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 19, 2019

he linked to a parody account of chaffetz with 253 followers. twice in a row, actually

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Saturday, 19 October 2019 02:31 (yesterday) link

What the hell is he talking about

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Saturday, 19 October 2019 02:33 (yesterday) link

hate to say it, but donald trump is Too Online

mookieproof, Saturday, 19 October 2019 02:34 (yesterday) link

that is from july

mookieproof, Saturday, 19 October 2019 02:38 (yesterday) link

yeah, that's what chaffetz was referring to with "137 Democrats voted against on the last vote.” (i think)

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Saturday, 19 October 2019 02:47 (yesterday) link

xps to neanderthal

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Saturday, 19 October 2019 02:47 (yesterday) link

Ahh got it.

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Saturday, 19 October 2019 02:49 (yesterday) link

Tulsi gets David Duke’s endorsement the same day she goes on Tucker Carlson’s show to attack Hillary Clinton.

Any more questions?

https://t.co/ogOvCyfbxL

— Angry Staffer (@AngrierWHStaff) October 19, 2019

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 19 October 2019 15:26 (yesterday) link

she's a nightmare, she should go away. I'm sure she's priming herself for a 3rd party run, but I don't see her pulling support away from the Dem nominee; her appeal seems to be almost 100% with the sorts of people who backed Ron Paul. Could be wrong though.

akm, Saturday, 19 October 2019 15:51 (yesterday) link

I kind of think Trump just has a large fupa.

Yerac, Saturday, 19 October 2019 16:21 (yesterday) link

my man is definitely diaped up.

my mom has bladder issues and started wearing one at a relatively young age, so i understand the inclination to not bring it up but...

i 1000% support bringing it up every moment of everyday until he just rage-fills it on live tv. i don't think any of the front runners should address it obv, but one of these no hope dead-enders should absolutely get on diaper duty now. every day he needs to be calling in to Fox & Friends and angrily denouncing these vicious and very unfair rumors until his heart stops.

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Saturday, 19 October 2019 17:00 (yesterday) link

On Fox, two-term GOP FL Rep Francis Rooney tells colleague Leland Vittert he will not seek re-election. Rooney spoke to a gaggle of reporters yesterday where he criticized the administration, Mulvaney & indicated he wasn’t sure if he would run again

— Chad Pergram (@ChadPergram) October 19, 2019

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 19 October 2019 17:03 (yesterday) link

h's not sure, but he guesses that if what he heard about impeachment is right, just in terms of the way it works, which is in the black box of "law" (see: Stalker, "the zone"), which cannot be fully comprehended, it could be bad for him, since everyone he knows is unsure as well

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Saturday, 19 October 2019 17:46 (yesterday) link

law is bad because sometimes stupid law people try to turn very good winning into bad losing

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Saturday, 19 October 2019 20:41 (yesterday) link

I probably asked this same question in 2016--it hasn't gone away: what is John Kasich after? Is he actually angling for another run in 2024?

clemenza, Saturday, 19 October 2019 22:29 (yesterday) link

should probably assume that everyone who runs for president would still want to be president until they die and will look for any way to swing it

j., Saturday, 19 October 2019 22:45 (yesterday) link

Including HRC.

nickn, Saturday, 19 October 2019 23:14 (yesterday) link

its like lord of the rings

i'm not a government man; i'm a government, man. (m bison), Saturday, 19 October 2019 23:14 (yesterday) link

myyy presssshhidency

Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Saturday, 19 October 2019 23:25 (yesterday) link

Except you want Sauron to win

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Saturday, 19 October 2019 23:28 (yesterday) link

what is John Kasich after?

relevance outside of Ohio

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 19 October 2019 23:31 (yesterday) link

Ahahahahahahahaha

....Therefore, based on both Media & Democrat Crazed and Irrational Hostility, we will no longer consider Trump National Doral, Miami, as the Host Site for the G-7 in 2020. We will begin the search for another site, including the possibility of Camp David, immediately. Thank you!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 20, 2019

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Sunday, 20 October 2019 02:28 (fifteen hours ago) link

Lmao

Οὖτις, Sunday, 20 October 2019 02:29 (fifteen hours ago) link

We have been Told shit by Our lawyers

mookieproof, Sunday, 20 October 2019 02:30 (fifteen hours ago) link

damn I wanted a commemorative plate

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 20 October 2019 02:31 (fifteen hours ago) link

swamp: drained!!!

j., Sunday, 20 October 2019 02:31 (fifteen hours ago) link

Call off the impeachment

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 20 October 2019 02:46 (fourteen hours ago) link

next to MIAMI INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT, has tremendous ballrooms

The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 20 October 2019 03:28 (fourteen hours ago) link


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