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1) is it at all possible to make vimeo links embed like youtube does?

2) would it be possble to make youtube embeds be in 16:9 instead of 4:3?

youtube embeds are the raddest and i think its awesome they work so easy but these are just 2 suggestions to make them better

if its possible to do these 2 things w/o days and days of coding i think it would be cool!

thanks!

gr8080, Friday, 18 February 2011 01:44 (thirteen years ago) link

first

for all the fucked-up children of this world we give you 1p3 (history mayne), Friday, 18 February 2011 08:51 (thirteen years ago) link

two months pass...

hey is there a problem with suggest ban again?

sarahel, Thursday, 21 April 2011 02:50 (twelve years ago) link

dear stet/keith, thank you for everything you do for us! <3

estela, Thursday, 21 April 2011 02:52 (twelve years ago) link

I'm not stet, Keith or in charge of code, but I can say that SBs are registering as they always have.

the wages of sin is about tree fiddy (WmC), Thursday, 21 April 2011 03:03 (twelve years ago) link

is it supposed to go to a white screen after you click the button?

sarahel, Thursday, 21 April 2011 03:41 (twelve years ago) link

hmmm, no, it's supposed to go back to the thread with the post that you SB'd. Hopefully stet will see this tomorrow morning UK time.

the wages of sin is about tree fiddy (WmC), Thursday, 21 April 2011 03:42 (twelve years ago) link

first

― for all the fucked-up children of this world we give you 1p3 (history mayne), Friday, February 18, 2011 3:51 AM (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lold at this

ban drake (the rapper) (max), Thursday, 21 April 2011 03:45 (twelve years ago) link

is it supposed to go to a white screen after you click the button?

― sarahel, Thursday, April 21, 2011 11:41 AM (43 minutes ago) Bookmark

usually happens when you are banned from a subforum iirc, and no the SB doesn't register

dayo, Thursday, 21 April 2011 04:25 (twelve years ago) link

Ah, ok, yes, you were banned from I Rate Everything a year ago for some reason.

the wages of sin is about tree fiddy (WmC), Thursday, 21 April 2011 04:57 (twelve years ago) link

PWND

gr8080, Thursday, 21 April 2011 07:03 (twelve years ago) link

now why would jergins do a thing like that???

WiggyGrrl (buzza), Thursday, 21 April 2011 07:32 (twelve years ago) link

nine months pass...

yo whatever update you guys just did about 10 minutes ago... when i click "bookmark" on a post it jumps me back to the top of the page now... anyway to change it back?

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 21:56 (twelve years ago) link

From looking at the logs, most ppl click "Bookmark" then choose another of their bookmarks to read. So the thinking here is that it jumps you back to your bookmarks to save you scrolling or w/e.

It's taking a bit of getting used to, I admit. Can we give it a couple of days?

stet, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 21:58 (twelve years ago) link

yeah i was a bit thrown by that, but i can see getting used to it

fitzroy institution (electricsound), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 21:59 (twelve years ago) link

yo whatever update you guys just did about 10 minutes ago... when i click "bookmark" on a post it jumps me back to the top of the page now... anyway to change it back?

― ⚓ (gr8080), dinsdag 31 januari 2012 22:56 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Haha nooooooooooo I just came here to *praise* the mods for that!! I love it!

future debts collector (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 22:00 (twelve years ago) link

Saves a helluvalot of pressing on page up/home to go to the next bookmarked thread!

future debts collector (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 22:01 (twelve years ago) link

haha ok.

i was totally unaware until you changed it, but i guess my pattern is get to last post/post i want to stop on -> click bookmark -> read last post -> click permalink (so last post is now at top of page) -> pick from remaining bookmarks

so i guess you're saving me some clicks, i just need to re-train myself

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 22:04 (twelve years ago) link

From looking at the logs, most ppl click "Bookmark" then choose another of their bookmarks to read. So the thinking here is that it jumps you back to your bookmarks to save you scrolling or w/e.

From SNA, I open a bookmarked thread in a new tab, click 'Bookmark' in that thread, then open a new bookmarked thread from my SNA tab. So I do what the logs indicate, but not in the way it looks in the logs.

Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 22:11 (twelve years ago) link

Ha, this is brilliant, and 2 hours ago would've saved me the trouble of looking up how to do Page Up/Home on a MacBook Pro (not before I accidentally managed to shut it down by pressing some combo of Apple key and what looked like it might be a Page Up button).

Thanks!

Les Tressle (useless chamber), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 22:12 (twelve years ago) link

I don't like it, personally. But I do *tend* to read the last post before clicking the button, so I guess I can live with it if I have to. I usually click to SNA rather than other bookmarks.

emil.y, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 22:14 (twelve years ago) link

so i guess you're saving me some clicks, i just need to re-train myself

― ⚓ (gr8080), dinsdag 31 januari 2012 23:04 (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This goes for me too, my fingers on my laptop - both hands - are still going to shift(left) + pgUp/Home (right). I *want* to get used to this.

Ahh the simple joys in life... Stet <3

future debts collector (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 22:33 (twelve years ago) link

I should point out that I don't care either way – my post was an explanation of what I do, not a complaint about the change.

Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 22:34 (twelve years ago) link

yeah i think i'll like this as soon as i get used to it

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 22:53 (twelve years ago) link

enjoy the idea of stet pouring over the ilx logs for user behavior insights

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 22:54 (twelve years ago) link

how the hell did following this link from the Flag Post thread change my style sheet???

sleeve, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 00:23 (twelve years ago) link

it logged you out, maybe?

stet, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 00:24 (twelve years ago) link

its kinda jarring, tbqh a radical approach, i salute yr courage

lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 00:37 (twelve years ago) link

sleeve are you logged into ilxor.com or www.ilxor.com?

dayo, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 00:41 (twelve years ago) link

"Flag Post"? Wait I only just noticed this.

FPing someone for that.

ERIC CANONTA FOR PRESIDETN! (onimo), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 08:50 (twelve years ago) link

I hate this change :'( Can we maybe have the choice to use it or not?

Mordy, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 18:27 (twelve years ago) link

yeah not feeling it.

another thing: if i bookmark something and then select that same bookmark once it jumps to the top of the page (like say i walked away from my computer for a while), it will take me to the OLD bookmark from that page

mostly i just dont like jumping back to the top of the page in general

⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 21:49 (twelve years ago) link

really enjoying this now tbh

flagsteban postez (electricsound), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 21:57 (twelve years ago) link

we should all should give it a few days imho

lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 23:21 (twelve years ago) link

it is p unusual and appy tho, just my pro opinion

lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 23:21 (twelve years ago) link

it's not so bad that i'd quit ilx over it (i'd probably chew the tips off my fingers before i quit ilx) but i do find it deeply unpleasant and would prefer the option to turn it off

Mordy, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 23:48 (twelve years ago) link

i really like the way bookmarking works now tbh

markers, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 23:55 (twelve years ago) link

ditto

i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 23:57 (twelve years ago) link

The new bookmarking thing works for me. Didn't even know I wanted it.

pplains, Thursday, 2 February 2012 01:30 (twelve years ago) link

agree with mordy

tebow gotti (k3vin k.), Thursday, 2 February 2012 01:48 (twelve years ago) link

Im kinda amazed how many ppl use bookmarks this religiously. Ive nevre even given them a thought.

thanks to denial, I'm immortal! (Trayce), Thursday, 2 February 2012 02:09 (twelve years ago) link

i get so bogged down with my unread bookmarks i rarely look at SNA :(

⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 2 February 2012 02:10 (twelve years ago) link

I tend to rely on my browser's turning a viste3d link pink/the "new posts" unfilled dot. So when the site gets rebooted and they all clear, Im completely lost haha.

thanks to denial, I'm immortal! (Trayce), Thursday, 2 February 2012 02:12 (twelve years ago) link

i get so bogged down with my unread bookmarks i rarely look at SNA :(

One of a few reasons why I changed my name!

There was a while where pplains wasn't on 77 yet, and I'd log in as Pleasant Plains to check in. Fuck, those bookmarks stacked up fast.

pplains, Thursday, 2 February 2012 02:19 (twelve years ago) link

Check out the blue cursor on the side to give you an idea of how far up it goes.

http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/392/screenshot20120201at820.png

pplains, Thursday, 2 February 2012 02:21 (twelve years ago) link

poll

tebow gotti (k3vin k.), Thursday, 2 February 2012 02:22 (twelve years ago) link

yah after some p intense experiences w/stacked up bookmarks im careful abt unfollowing threads im not actively reading, only have 5 outstanding now

lag∞n, Thursday, 2 February 2012 02:22 (twelve years ago) link

need to go back and bookmark "an erotic thriller" again tho'.

pplains, Thursday, 2 February 2012 02:23 (twelve years ago) link

i have to clear bookmarks compulsively tbh

call all destroyer, Thursday, 2 February 2012 02:24 (twelve years ago) link

dont need to bookmark it... im living it

lag∞n, Thursday, 2 February 2012 02:25 (twelve years ago) link

sux for you... most intercourse involves penetration you know.

pplains, Thursday, 2 February 2012 02:27 (twelve years ago) link

i was lazy, but there really should have been a comma before those last two words.

pplains, Thursday, 2 February 2012 02:27 (twelve years ago) link

hah

lag∞n, Thursday, 2 February 2012 02:29 (twelve years ago) link

Im kinda amazed how many ppl use bookmarks this religiously. Ive nevre even given them a thought.

I could not use ilx without bookmarks, seriously

Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Thursday, 2 February 2012 02:33 (twelve years ago) link

I used to be one of you, then I found help

dayo, Thursday, 2 February 2012 02:38 (twelve years ago) link

use bookmarks y'all

markers, Thursday, 2 February 2012 02:39 (twelve years ago) link

the bookmarkers gag has already been done rite

Wub wub wub wubwubwubwub wub Pzzzzzzz WUBB wubwub (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 2 February 2012 02:39 (twelve years ago) link

argh even as I am reading about it, I'm automatically clicking 'bookmark' and it is annoying me!

kinder, Thursday, 2 February 2012 03:38 (twelve years ago) link

this is still totally frustrating

Mordy, Thursday, 2 February 2012 16:01 (twelve years ago) link

you'll love it eventually!!!

markers, Thursday, 2 February 2012 16:01 (twelve years ago) link

ok, it's pissing me off too. back it goes. maybe into preferences ville

stet, Thursday, 2 February 2012 16:19 (twelve years ago) link

Nooooooooooo Stet! ;_;

Flag post? I hardly knew her! (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 2 February 2012 16:22 (twelve years ago) link

haha

lag∞n, Thursday, 2 February 2012 16:22 (twelve years ago) link

i liked it!

markers, Thursday, 2 February 2012 16:22 (twelve years ago) link

Why u brake haert Stet, u tease

Flag post? I hardly knew her! (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 2 February 2012 16:23 (twelve years ago) link

LBI, preferences ville means YOU WILL BE ABLE TO KEEP IT THE NEW WAY, ffs

Steamtable Willie (WmC), Thursday, 2 February 2012 16:23 (twelve years ago) link

but we want everyone to HAVE to use it

lag∞n, Thursday, 2 February 2012 16:25 (twelve years ago) link

think of the hive wont you

lag∞n, Thursday, 2 February 2012 16:25 (twelve years ago) link

^^ exactly lol

xp

Flag post? I hardly knew her! (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 2 February 2012 16:26 (twelve years ago) link

It's kinda like Portal or something. Or those parts in Pitfall II when you'd die and your character would literally be taken all the way back to the beginning.

pplains, Thursday, 2 February 2012 17:05 (twelve years ago) link

you'll love it eventually!!!

I'm sorry markers, but I've had a couple days to try it out and I tried looking at it in various ways and trying to adjust, but really I just hate it.

garbage corn fan (Je55e), Thursday, 2 February 2012 19:20 (twelve years ago) link

fair enough \(^o^)/

markers, Thursday, 2 February 2012 19:24 (twelve years ago) link

it can't be gone soon enough afaic

Mordy, Thursday, 2 February 2012 19:25 (twelve years ago) link

the things you think are useless I just can't understand...

Steamtable Willie (WmC), Thursday, 2 February 2012 19:26 (twelve years ago) link

I do hope it goes to live w/ a nice family in Preferencesville tho so that everyone can be happy!

garbage corn fan (Je55e), Thursday, 2 February 2012 19:27 (twelve years ago) link

WmC - who are you talking to? I'm sure it's useful for the right person (markers) it's just making me crazy.

Mordy, Thursday, 2 February 2012 19:39 (twelve years ago) link

just quoting Steely Dan, don't mind me

Steamtable Willie (WmC), Thursday, 2 February 2012 19:54 (twelve years ago) link

Can I just... I have another question - didn't ILX use to remember your css choice when you logged out?

Because now, every time I remove my cookies and forget to exclude ilxor's cookie, I have to go "i want to change the way the site looks" again after I log back in. I think I remember I didn't always have to do that?

StanM, Thursday, 2 February 2012 20:47 (twelve years ago) link

Hey Stan, if I remember rightly, and it is a few years ago now I wrote this stuff, I made the stylesheet be stored in a cookie, instead of most of your preferences, which are stored in the database.

This was so that people could set themselves up with one stylesheet at work and another at home. They might want to be more inconspicuous at work.

None of the software has changed in the past few years except what this thread is talking about.

Keith, Thursday, 2 February 2012 20:51 (twelve years ago) link

(Oh to fully answer, I think there was a day back in the beginning where I did store it in the database - it's still in there; it's just not used, but it was probably in 2007 now).

Keith, Thursday, 2 February 2012 20:52 (twelve years ago) link

I am trying to persevere with nuBookmarks and am becoming used to it. Most of the problems are down to my own impatience and random clicking that there's no need for.

The Preferenceville Horror (onimo), Thursday, 2 February 2012 20:53 (twelve years ago) link

Ok, thanks, Keith. No problem, this way I check out another stylesheet by accident once in a while :-)

StanM, Thursday, 2 February 2012 20:58 (twelve years ago) link

hi keith, while we've got you, stet asked me to ask you to disable this "flag post" function, says thanks in advance

tebow gotti (k3vin k.), Thursday, 2 February 2012 21:20 (twelve years ago) link

btw the bookmark thing is still doing the thing where it goes to the top of the page

tebow gotti (k3vin k.), Thursday, 2 February 2012 21:20 (twelve years ago) link

also zing doesn't work ON IPAD but stet said you would release that tomorrow so thanks

Wub wub wub wubwubwubwub wub Pzzzzzzz WUBB wubwub (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 2 February 2012 21:22 (twelve years ago) link

Autumn, if I ever finish the big raft of stuff I have been looking at recently, the Cape of Good Hope will be the first to hear about it. But unfortunately, I developed ILX but not Zing, stet did that, so you'll have to chase him.

Keith, Thursday, 2 February 2012 21:35 (twelve years ago) link

joeks

Wub wub wub wubwubwubwub wub Pzzzzzzz WUBB wubwub (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 2 February 2012 21:37 (twelve years ago) link

(honestly; I am not angling for an ipad zing)

Wub wub wub wubwubwubwub wub Pzzzzzzz WUBB wubwub (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 2 February 2012 21:41 (twelve years ago) link

When will the contested bookmark behavior go away? JUST CURIOUS NO PRESSURE.

garbage corn fan (Je55e), Friday, 3 February 2012 15:40 (twelve years ago) link

plz :'(

Mordy, Friday, 3 February 2012 15:54 (twelve years ago) link

haha u guys

lag∞n, Friday, 3 February 2012 15:55 (twelve years ago) link

never!!!

markers, Friday, 3 February 2012 16:03 (twelve years ago) link

hating this. get rid of it or i quit ilx.

⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 3 February 2012 17:12 (twelve years ago) link

gettin mad real in here

lag∞n, Friday, 3 February 2012 17:13 (twelve years ago) link

We can do without gr8080 Stet, keep it!

;)

Flag post? I hardly knew her! (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 3 February 2012 18:02 (twelve years ago) link

it's been real.

⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 3 February 2012 18:42 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DsToYffGBY

markers, Friday, 3 February 2012 18:46 (twelve years ago) link

any excuse will do, eh?

Wie wol ich bin der vogel has noch den erfret mich das (forksclovetofu), Friday, 3 February 2012 21:27 (twelve years ago) link

forks my departing wish is for you to please for the love of god remove the auto-replace on the original "miss you" url

⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 3 February 2012 21:35 (twelve years ago) link

I am Le Bateau Ivre and I endorse that message

Flag post? I hardly knew her! (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 3 February 2012 21:37 (twelve years ago) link

oh, alright.

Wie wol ich bin der vogel has noch den erfret mich das (forksclovetofu), Friday, 3 February 2012 21:38 (twelve years ago) link

lol, it's been gone for ages

Wie wol ich bin der vogel has noch den erfret mich das (forksclovetofu), Friday, 3 February 2012 21:39 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 3 February 2012 22:15 (twelve years ago) link

pwned.

⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 3 February 2012 22:15 (twelve years ago) link

haha

lag∞n, Friday, 3 February 2012 22:20 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

markers, Friday, 3 February 2012 22:32 (twelve years ago) link

;_;

markers, Friday, 3 February 2012 22:32 (twelve years ago) link

seriously, much as i'd like to claim that, it's not in substitutions.
who's in charge of the code these days?

Wie wol ich bin der vogel has noch den erfret mich das (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 4 February 2012 00:08 (twelve years ago) link

I suppose the code has been owned by me since about seven years ago. What's the question?

Keith, Saturday, 4 February 2012 00:32 (twelve years ago) link

when someone posts this url it actually embeds this video

⚓ (gr8080), Saturday, 4 February 2012 00:37 (twelve years ago) link

werhnjfkhjklfjdklfjkl!!?!?!?!?!

⚓ (gr8080), Saturday, 4 February 2012 00:37 (twelve years ago) link

ahahahaha

dayo, Saturday, 4 February 2012 00:37 (twelve years ago) link

THIS video http://youtu.be/oHg5SJYRHA0

gets auto-replaced to THIS video http://youtu.be/oHg5SJYRHA0

⚓ (gr8080), Saturday, 4 February 2012 00:38 (twelve years ago) link

3ju1iorjwefklkwerl;fklsfksla;kdf,lajmsdjfklsdjkl;a

⚓ (gr8080), Saturday, 4 February 2012 00:38 (twelve years ago) link

fuck u all

u are not funny

⚓ (gr8080), Saturday, 4 February 2012 00:39 (twelve years ago) link

oHg5SJYRHA0

dayo, Saturday, 4 February 2012 00:39 (twelve years ago) link

the autoreplace is on the s.1.t.A.Y.m.M.j.L.d.Y. of the youtube string

dayo, Saturday, 4 February 2012 00:40 (twelve years ago) link

how is that even possible

tebow gotti (k3vin k.), Saturday, 4 February 2012 00:47 (twelve years ago) link

tbf this is actually kind of funny now

Wie wol ich bin der vogel has noch den erfret mich das (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 4 February 2012 00:51 (twelve years ago) link

anyway, i think i got it.

Wie wol ich bin der vogel has noch den erfret mich das (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 4 February 2012 00:52 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

dayo, Saturday, 4 February 2012 00:55 (twelve years ago) link

pwned again, by forks

dayo, Saturday, 4 February 2012 00:56 (twelve years ago) link

lol ok I'll admit it's actually funny now in this particular instance

⚓ (gr8080), Saturday, 4 February 2012 00:59 (twelve years ago) link

okay, i don't know why it's still there. sorry.

Wie wol ich bin der vogel has noch den erfret mich das (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 4 February 2012 01:14 (twelve years ago) link

oHg5SJYRHA0 oHg5SJYRHA0

⚓ (gr8080), Saturday, 4 February 2012 01:20 (twelve years ago) link

s1tAYmMjLdY oHg5SJYRHA0

⚓ (gr8080), Saturday, 4 February 2012 01:20 (twelve years ago) link

http://youtu.be/s1tAYmMjLdY

⚓ (gr8080), Saturday, 4 February 2012 01:20 (twelve years ago) link

http://youtu.be/oHg5SJYRHA0

⚓ (gr8080), Saturday, 4 February 2012 01:21 (twelve years ago) link

smdh

⚓ (gr8080), Saturday, 4 February 2012 01:21 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/v/oHg5SJYRHA0?version=3&;hl=en_US

pplains, Saturday, 4 February 2012 01:42 (twelve years ago) link

man rick roll, so funny, this being 2007 and all

tebow gotti (k3vin k.), Saturday, 4 February 2012 01:43 (twelve years ago) link

never restore Miss You

Θ ̨Θƪ (sic), Saturday, 4 February 2012 01:53 (twelve years ago) link

Ahahahaha actual belly laughs over gr80's plight.

garbage corn fan (Je55e), Saturday, 4 February 2012 02:07 (twelve years ago) link

Is anyone else bothered by the way he sings "don't waste your time on me, you're already a voice inside my head" as "a voice inside my yead"?? (or "my 'ead" or "my-ed")

garbage corn fan (Je55e), Saturday, 4 February 2012 02:14 (twelve years ago) link

oHg5SJYRHA0

dayo, Saturday, 4 February 2012 02:15 (twelve years ago) link

oHg5SJYRHA0

dayo, Saturday, 4 February 2012 02:15 (twelve years ago) link

oHg5SJYRHA0

lag∞n, Saturday, 4 February 2012 02:16 (twelve years ago) link

i have a question, can we make tweets auto-embed the way youtubes do

max, Saturday, 4 February 2012 02:18 (twelve years ago) link

also i think i asked this already but what about soundclouds, or is that a pain

max, Saturday, 4 February 2012 02:18 (twelve years ago) link

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet tw-align-left" data-in-reply-to="165618859901075456" width="350"><p>@<a href="https://twitter.com/max_read";>max_read</a> I'm not a celebrity</p>— Frankie Muniz (@frankiemuniz) <a href="https://twitter.com/frankiemuniz/status/165619020467408896"; data-datetime="2012-02-04T02:13:46+00:00">February 4, 2012</a></blockquote>
<script src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

max, Saturday, 4 February 2012 02:19 (twelve years ago) link

one time i posted a long list of services i would like to embed AND NADA

lag∞n, Saturday, 4 February 2012 02:20 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/ezgxl.png

markers, Saturday, 4 February 2012 02:21 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/P4glW.png

markers, Saturday, 4 February 2012 02:22 (twelve years ago) link

Ha

garbage corn fan (Je55e), Saturday, 4 February 2012 02:26 (twelve years ago) link

oHg5SJYRHA0

garbage corn fan (Je55e), Saturday, 4 February 2012 02:26 (twelve years ago) link

can we get vimeo too

⚓ (gr8080), Saturday, 4 February 2012 02:26 (twelve years ago) link

ok

oHg5SJYRHA0

garbage corn fan (Je55e), Saturday, 4 February 2012 02:27 (twelve years ago) link

Hey serious question for stet/keith or whoever: Why is our BBcode tag for boxed quotes [q] instead of [quote], which appears to be standard (per BBcode Xtra extensions and lists I've read online)?

I had to make a custom tag on BBcode Xtra and that's not something a cutie like me should have to worry himself with.

garbage corn fan (Je55e), Saturday, 4 February 2012 02:32 (twelve years ago) link

because it's way quicker to type

Θ ̨Θƪ (sic), Saturday, 4 February 2012 03:23 (twelve years ago) link

oHg5SJYRHA0

dayo, Saturday, 4 February 2012 03:27 (twelve years ago) link

you guys

Wie wol ich bin der vogel has noch den erfret mich das (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 4 February 2012 04:52 (twelve years ago) link

what

⚓ (gr8080), Saturday, 4 February 2012 05:46 (twelve years ago) link

don't give up the fight!

Flag post? I hardly knew her! (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 4 February 2012 09:11 (twelve years ago) link

You know what would be kind of cool would be if "Remove Bookmark from this Thread" took you to the top of the page. It makes sense.

PS oHg5SJYRHA0

garbage corn fan (Je55e), Saturday, 4 February 2012 21:15 (twelve years ago) link

who will be the first to take on the oHg5SJYRHA0 display name in protest of mod tyranny?

Wie wol ich bin der vogel has noch den erfret mich das (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 4 February 2012 22:19 (twelve years ago) link

does that work?

s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Saturday, 4 February 2012 22:24 (twelve years ago) link

cool

this display name is the crying eagle of ILX

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Saturday, 4 February 2012 22:24 (twelve years ago) link

Let an EXCELSIOR be an EXCELSIOR, and let sleeping LOLS lie

pplains, Saturday, 4 February 2012 22:29 (twelve years ago) link

test

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1t%41%59mMjLdY

mh, Saturday, 4 February 2012 22:32 (twelve years ago) link

y'all are amateurs

mh, Saturday, 4 February 2012 22:33 (twelve years ago) link

including the coders imo because you're not preparsing the youtube urls for validity before doing the string comparison /nerd

mh, Saturday, 4 February 2012 22:34 (twelve years ago) link

It's done by a dumb regex, not in code

stet, Saturday, 4 February 2012 22:35 (twelve years ago) link

=D

mh, Saturday, 4 February 2012 22:35 (twelve years ago) link

I will stop thinking along these lines before I start doing jw-style tomfoolery and get myself shitcanned

btw markers I will teach you how to do this for a slurpee

mh, Saturday, 4 February 2012 22:36 (twelve years ago) link

well played, pplains

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Saturday, 4 February 2012 22:37 (twelve years ago) link

i still don't know what you did, but kudos homie

xxpost

loooool

markers, Saturday, 4 February 2012 22:37 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1t%41%59mMjLdY

markers, Saturday, 4 February 2012 22:39 (twelve years ago) link

check it, it's legit

markers, Saturday, 4 February 2012 22:39 (twelve years ago) link

awww yeah *keeps all the slurpees to himself*

markers, Saturday, 4 February 2012 22:39 (twelve years ago) link

omg, mh for life!

Flag post? I hardly knew her! (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 4 February 2012 23:19 (twelve years ago) link

aw shucks

mh, Saturday, 4 February 2012 23:23 (twelve years ago) link

and in the end, we all learned something
we learned to love each other
http://abortionsforall.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/wonderyears2.jpg

Wie wol ich bin der vogel has noch den erfret mich das (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 February 2012 02:12 (twelve years ago) link

hey, jets fans really are savages

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 5 February 2012 03:00 (twelve years ago) link

why u gotta link pictures of marilyn manson and ruin the thread?

mh, Sunday, 5 February 2012 04:11 (twelve years ago) link

Changed bookmarking back; will look into best way to do the jump-to-top style for people who loved it

stet, Sunday, 5 February 2012 18:45 (twelve years ago) link

finally our long ilxtional nightmare ends

Mordy, Sunday, 5 February 2012 18:46 (twelve years ago) link

Please look into that Stet, I'm experiencing heavy withdrawal symptoms. Kept shouting "GO UP YOU BASTARD" after clicking, to no avail.

Flag post? I hardly knew her! (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 5 February 2012 19:09 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/yErIY.gif

⚓ (gr8080), Sunday, 5 February 2012 19:12 (twelve years ago) link

It takes two hands to do it on the laptop, shift+pgup/home. Why press keys to do that when clicking bookmark can do it for you?

Flag post? I hardly knew her! (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 5 February 2012 19:23 (twelve years ago) link

lol, i was wondering why we had that split second outage.
i am such a sad human being

"bruh" is the black bro (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 February 2012 19:29 (twelve years ago) link

haha I am already used to the new vers

lag∞n, Sunday, 5 February 2012 19:30 (twelve years ago) link

lol me too

lbi: sorry homie, guess you gotta buy a new laptop

⚓ (gr8080), Sunday, 5 February 2012 19:38 (twelve years ago) link

finally our long ilxtional nightmare ends

― Mordy, Sunday, February 5, 2012 1:46 PM (2 hours ago)

Hambone Italiano (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 5 February 2012 20:56 (twelve years ago) link

Awww, I liked the jump-to-top bookmarking. I await it's return via the preferences.

get ready for the banter (NotEnough), Sunday, 5 February 2012 22:39 (twelve years ago) link

yah I think imna go w/it too

lag∞n, Sunday, 5 February 2012 22:49 (twelve years ago) link

hallelujah

rayuela, Monday, 6 February 2012 01:18 (twelve years ago) link

will look into best way to do the jump-to-top style for people who loved it

have you considered shock therapy?

Wub wub wub wubwubwubwub wub Pzzzzzzz WUBB wubwub (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 6 February 2012 04:53 (twelve years ago) link

?

regal xenophobe (electricsound), Monday, 6 February 2012 04:54 (twelve years ago) link

Please bring back the jump-to-bookmarks, it was great!

Tuomas, Monday, 6 February 2012 08:49 (twelve years ago) link

yeah it was great. can you switch it on and off every couple of days so this thread keeps going with ppl asking for its removal/reinstatement plz

Jibe, Monday, 6 February 2012 08:50 (twelve years ago) link

^^ croosh

Θ ̨Θƪ (sic), Monday, 6 February 2012 11:19 (twelve years ago) link

It takes two hands to do it on the laptop, shift+pgup/home. Why press keys to do that when clicking bookmark can do it for you?

But for those who bookmark as we read, it wasn't easy to get back to where we left off. Once we were back to the top, we had to refresh and click back on the thread, or just do away completely with our preferred bookmarking method.

I hate two button Home/ End navigation. My last laptop was a Vaio , which is two-button everything - volume, brightness, Home/End, wifi. I only had it bc I got it for free. One of my criteria for laptop purchases is minimal two-button operation and not-stupid keyboard layout (e.g., on my boss' IBM Thinkpad, the Ctrl keys are right next to the space bar - grrr).

garbage corn fan (Je55e), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 14:39 (twelve years ago) link

u should get a mac theyre really much better

lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 14:40 (twelve years ago) link

mac keyboard doesn't have one-button hoem key :(

stet, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 14:50 (twelve years ago) link

full size one does

i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 14:57 (twelve years ago) link

yeah the bluetooth one is halfassed and for quitters

valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 15:00 (twelve years ago) link

wireless keybord is for what exactly, bonus every so often you get to put batteries inside it

lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 15:02 (twelve years ago) link

tbf I own one of the wireless ones, but I use it with my ipad and (lol) PS3

valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 15:02 (twelve years ago) link

is for it has no cable don't you see? also: laptops have no hoem key either

stet, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 15:04 (twelve years ago) link

thats cool because i always want to operate my computer from places far away from the computer

lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 15:06 (twelve years ago) link

i use it from the couch sometimes

stet, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 15:06 (twelve years ago) link

dude it is for MNNL DESK. I took a picture of my remodeled home desk and my friend joked that I need a wireless keyboard because it's the only thing with visible cables

valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 15:09 (twelve years ago) link

u have to commit to this aesthetic

valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 15:09 (twelve years ago) link

important work

lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 15:11 (twelve years ago) link

wireless solar powered keyboard ftw u luddite chumps

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 15:11 (twelve years ago) link

I liked the new bookmark feature, but I've also reverted back to just hitting Site New Answers when I'm done with a page. It's an added page hit, but it takes me to the top anyway.

pplains, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 15:23 (twelve years ago) link

That's exactly what I do, which is why the new bookmarks feature was so good. I feel bad about hammering the ILX servers twice as often as I need to.

get ready for the banter (NotEnough), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 15:25 (twelve years ago) link

hey stet is it possible to autoembed twitter statuses?

max, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 15:53 (twelve years ago) link

u are pretend

"renegade" gnome (remy bean), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 16:05 (twelve years ago) link

Two of my last three laptops have had a Home key. Though on the Vaio "Home" was a Function key thing.

garbage corn fan (Je55e), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 16:47 (twelve years ago) link

I am starting to recover from the great bookmark horror, but I am still hesitating and thinking whether I am really want to hit Bookmark and be quantum leaped from what I'm reading. But it's nice to feel safe again and have room to heal.

garbage corn fan (Je55e), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 16:49 (twelve years ago) link

wireless, kinetically-charged keyboard made from 70% wholegrain ftw

Dr Frogbius (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 01:16 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.()()()()()()()()()()()()

am0n, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 01:18 (twelve years ago) link

link doesn't work on my phone ?

Dr Frogbius (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 01:23 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.clownpenis.fart/fart_(fart)(fart)(fart)

am0n, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 01:30 (twelve years ago) link

Firefox can't find the server at www.clownpenis.fart.

who can judge namitha (toandos), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 04:04 (twelve years ago) link

Firefox better get it's shit together, cause Chrome is all over that

ELI OWNS YOUR HUSBAND (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 04:55 (twelve years ago) link

why is the sandbox stylesheet the default? used to be standard.css, but ever since we came back from the box last time i've gotta change in preferences every time i log onto a different computer

ploppawheelie V (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 01:39 (twelve years ago) link

its not the 'sandbox' stylesheet, its the one true stylesheet, all n00bs pwnt

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 01:40 (twelve years ago) link

nah this 1 sux

ploppawheelie V (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 01:42 (twelve years ago) link

w/e n00b

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 01:42 (twelve years ago) link

This may be a stupid question because I am the only person in the world that uses Blog View, but has something gone weird with it lately?

New threads are just not turning up on blog view at all. Or maybe it's not just new threads, but it seems random which threads turn up on blog view and which ones go missing.

But either way, it's looking mighty weird?

Thanks in advance if you have a moment to check this out.

White Chocolate Cheesecake, Friday, 17 February 2012 09:47 (twelve years ago) link

If you send me links to some threads that aren't showing I'll take a look

stet, Friday, 17 February 2012 12:17 (twelve years ago) link

Right, my Site New Answers says:

Thraed of Skrillex [Started by AFAP Raggett (D-40) in November 2011, last updated Friday, February 17, 2012 12:37 PM by Matt DC on I Love Music] 96 new answers
Kraftwerk [Started by Jimmy Smith in December 2002, last updated Friday, February 17, 2012 12:37 PM by licorice oratorio (baaderonixx) on I Love Music] 64 new answers
'John Carter,' aka the Edgar Rice Burroughs 'A Princess of Mars' adaptation [Started by Ned Raggett in February 2012, last updated Friday, February 17, 2012 12:35 PM by Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius) on I Love Everything] 23 new answers
Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12 [Started by i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague) in August 2011, last updated Friday, February 17, 2012 12:34 PM by the pinefox on I Love Everything] 372 new answers
Can someone explain Ayn Rand to me?! [Started by Maimonides (Maimonides) in December 2003, last updated Friday, February 17, 2012 12:31 PM by flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist) on I Love Everything] 20 new answers

The threads that do not turn up in Blog view are:

'John Carter,' aka the Edgar Rice Burroughs 'A Princess of Mars' adaptation
(John Carter)
and

Can someone explain Ayn Rand to me?!
(Ayn Rand)

White Chocolate Cheesecake, Friday, 17 February 2012 12:40 (twelve years ago) link

I just tried it, they both appear on my blogview, strange.

Mark G, Friday, 17 February 2012 12:51 (twelve years ago) link

That's weird. I thought at first it might be that those threads were on boards I had chosen not to display? But unfortunately sports threads still turn up on the blog view even when they're hidden from SNA.

The only thing I've done differently recently is I turned images off due to bandwidth issues. I'll try switching them back on and see if the threads reappear.

White Chocolate Cheesecake, Friday, 17 February 2012 12:57 (twelve years ago) link

Nope, it's not having images turned off.

itsamystery.gif

White Chocolate Cheesecake, Friday, 17 February 2012 12:58 (twelve years ago) link

But unfortunately sports threads still turn up on the blog view even when they're hidden from SNA.

The good folk at I Love Football decided in their wisdom that the English Premier League was so ubiquitous and Bestest League In Teh World that it deserved an ILE audience so you can't hide that without hiding the biggest board.

knocked over like the last act in Mackbeth (onimo), Friday, 17 February 2012 13:00 (twelve years ago) link

Ayn Rand is now turning up in blog view! Not that I really needed to see the thread, but it seems like something has been fixed, so thank you, whatever it was that did the trick.

White Chocolate Cheesecake, Friday, 17 February 2012 18:24 (twelve years ago) link

god the people at i love football are twats.

getting good with gulags (beachville), Friday, 17 February 2012 18:28 (twelve years ago) link

^ at speed, both feet off the ground, studs showing, malicious intent. He has to go, Brian.

knocked over like the last act in Mackbeth (onimo), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:08 (twelve years ago) link

not that type of poster

beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:33 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

in site new answers, why do the threads link to www.ilxor.com while their boards link to ilxor.com?

does one have an advantage over the other? apparently one needs to log in to both, although bookmarks do cross over . . .

mookieproof, Monday, 5 March 2012 20:14 (twelve years ago) link

yeah also if an ilx person send you a link to something with "www.ilxor.com" and you're logged in just to "ilxor.com" it doesn't work

⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 5 March 2012 20:23 (twelve years ago) link

yo can we get autoembedded tweets the way we do youtubes?

max, Monday, 5 March 2012 20:32 (twelve years ago) link

also vimeo thx

⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 5 March 2012 20:43 (twelve years ago) link

the ilxor.com/www.ilxor.com thing is intentional to let people use two diff accounts at once

I wish autodetected ilxor links would use relative URLs to avoid the problem with cross-links

valleys of your mind (mh), Monday, 5 March 2012 21:28 (twelve years ago) link

in site new answers, why do the threads link to www.ilxor.com while their boards link to ilxor.com?

It's just the way I did it - you could call it a mistake. The board link doesn't use what you are currently on, it picks it up from configuration, which is set when an admin (i.e. stet) opens the site. Stet must use ilxor.com so it set the domain to be that. The thread link just picks it up from whatever you're currently set to, so if you're ilxor.com, the thread link will show that, and if you're www.ilxor.com, the thread link will show that.

Keith, Monday, 5 March 2012 21:32 (twelve years ago) link

it would be cool if a poll's options were always displayed at the top of the thread

los blue jeans, Saturday, 10 March 2012 22:56 (twelve years ago) link

yeh, it would be cool. floating in the top-right corner in the same space as the "Message Bookmarked" notification goes.

get ready for the banter (NotEnough), Saturday, 10 March 2012 23:12 (twelve years ago) link

one year passes...

it feels like youtube has really switched shit up in the last year in the way of URLs, making it more and more of a task to find the kind of url

would it be difficult to write a [youtube] [/youtube] bbcode that was happy with any youtube url?

and while you're at it... vimeo?

just curious

ʎqןıs (gr8080), Thursday, 23 May 2013 12:59 (ten years ago) link

should read: "more and more of a task to find the kind of url that ilx code will embed"

ʎqןıs (gr8080), Thursday, 23 May 2013 13:07 (ten years ago) link

If I get a chance, Silby. I actually did Vimeo ages ago because Grady asked, but it's not deployed yet. That has its own challenges, so it won't be in the next month or so, but maybe some time after that, if Stet's got some time too.

Keith, Friday, 24 May 2013 08:17 (ten years ago) link

Wait a minute, you are Grady. I am out of touch.

Keith, Friday, 24 May 2013 08:17 (ten years ago) link

hows about an actual tag where people can just put in the 'v' number, rather than an entire link? easier to parse and you get to control the rest of the url

[video]VM6j14DDtGI[/video] - youtube
[video]40644066[/video] - vimeo

koogs, Friday, 24 May 2013 08:32 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

hi

when i'm trying to search by username, its giving me posts that used the term i'm searching, not posts by the username i'm searching

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Thursday, 1 August 2013 15:45 (ten years ago) link

Is working for me with "gr8080" in the lower box, search set to username and posts, or with "displayName:gr8080" in the top box, searching posts

stet, Thursday, 1 August 2013 15:54 (ten years ago) link

try "a puppy"

or "puppy"

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Thursday, 1 August 2013 16:33 (ten years ago) link

works for me

caek, Thursday, 1 August 2013 16:42 (ten years ago) link

Works OK here (Win7 / Chrome Version 28.0.1500.95 m)

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Thursday, 1 August 2013 16:46 (ten years ago) link

I return results for "― milk of the puppy (Jon Lewis)"

how's life, Thursday, 1 August 2013 16:58 (ten years ago) link

uhhh. Windows something. IE number point number

how's life, Thursday, 1 August 2013 16:59 (ten years ago) link

works here as well

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 1 August 2013 16:59 (ten years ago) link

weird, i'm getting posts from yesterday with the word puppy in them

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Thursday, 1 August 2013 17:17 (ten years ago) link

can someone make me a sitewide mod?

markers, Thursday, 1 August 2013 17:17 (ten years ago) link

if you search in the posts-by-a-specific-user box and use quote marks around "a puppy", you get posts with the word puppy in them.

if you search in the top box for displayName:"a puppy" you get posts by a puppy.

whateverface (c sharp major), Thursday, 1 August 2013 17:23 (ten years ago) link

so i think it's to do with how the posts-by-a-specific-user searchbox works

whateverface (c sharp major), Thursday, 1 August 2013 17:25 (ten years ago) link

gr8080 are you putting a puppy in quotes? it works if you don't.

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 1 August 2013 17:46 (ten years ago) link

yeah so if you put quotes around the search term in the user box (even if its a single word) it appears to generate a bunch of text that isnt a username, but if you leave it out of quotes it works.

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 1 August 2013 17:48 (ten years ago) link

Works OK here (Win7 / Chrome Version 28.0.1500.95 m)

― slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Thursday, 1 August 2013 17:46 (1 hour ago)

idk snobes this is all server side

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Thursday, 1 August 2013 17:52 (ten years ago) link

yeah so if you put quotes around the search term in the user box (even if its a single word) it appears to generate a bunch of text that isnt a username, but if you leave it out of quotes it works.

― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, August 1, 2013 12:48 PM (4 minutes ago)

thanks! (though i am getting ppl who's dn just has the word "puppy" in it without "a" preceding it)

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Thursday, 1 August 2013 17:54 (ten years ago) link

seven months pass...

it feels like youtube has really switched shit up in the last year in the way of URLs, making it more and more of a task to find the kind of url

would it be difficult to write a [youtube] [/youtube] bbcode that was happy with any youtube url?

and while you're at it... vimeo?

just curious

― ʎqןıs (gr8080), Thursday, May 23, 2013 7:59 AM (10 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

should read: "more and more of a task to find the kind of url that ilx code will embed"

― ʎqןıs (gr8080), Thursday, May 23, 2013 8:07 AM (10 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i think youtube defaults to https now

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Friday, 28 March 2014 23:27 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Bookmark folders?

a lake full of ancient spices (los blue jeans), Saturday, 12 April 2014 19:10 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

Stet how many regular users does ILE and ILM get each day?

Also, I know you have said before you can tell 90% of users use SNA, but can you tell how many SNA users have it so they cant see anything from ILM?
ILM seems dead compared to what it was whilst ILE seems busier than ever. I wondered if half of ilx just dont see anything from ILM.

۩, Friday, 30 May 2014 21:37 (nine years ago) link

Poll!

I Miss You(tube embeds) (onimo), Friday, 30 May 2014 21:56 (nine years ago) link

Going to c&p gr8080's post from the Milk Carton thread, since it's an issue he has mentioned here before and other posters have been griping about the problem in various threads.

the only way ilx will embed a youtube video is if you use the

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=

format. but youtube has tons of different ways to display urls, and recently the default became

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=

several other mesage boards have a [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=[/youtube]

tag, but we dont

― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Friday, May 30, 2014 1:44 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

how's life, Friday, 30 May 2014 22:30 (nine years ago) link

youtube links / embeds

am0n, Friday, 30 May 2014 22:32 (nine years ago) link

wtf hl

dn/ac (darraghmac), Friday, 30 May 2014 23:19 (nine years ago) link

dude, what?

how's life, Saturday, 31 May 2014 00:57 (nine years ago) link

sb plz

-dmac

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Saturday, 31 May 2014 05:08 (nine years ago) link

If the youtube stuff is gonna be changed then add soundcloud embedding too

, Saturday, 31 May 2014 06:40 (nine years ago) link

:) gr8080 otm

dn/ac (darraghmac), Saturday, 31 May 2014 07:29 (nine years ago) link

There used to be a cool feature where when you'd bookmarked a thread it would send you back to the top of the page. Too many people disliked it so it got dumped but I really miss it, it mirrors my behavior exactly. Please pretty please can there be something in the preferences to turn it on or off, default off for those who don't like change? It work or save me a lot of annoying scrolling on my phone.

DISMISSED AS CHANCE (NotEnough), Saturday, 31 May 2014 10:09 (nine years ago) link

xp:

Oh yes, my apologies Darragh.

Stet, darraghmac proposed returning the name of Flag Post back to the original Suggest Ban. He feels that the renaming has had a deleterious effect on the slasher film-like, "who will be the next to die get banned" atmosphere of ilx that he deeply cherished.

how's life, Saturday, 31 May 2014 10:12 (nine years ago) link

otm

dn/ac (darraghmac), Saturday, 31 May 2014 10:42 (nine years ago) link

we've traced the sb's- they're coming from inside the board

52 hertz so good (Hunt3r), Saturday, 31 May 2014 12:56 (nine years ago) link

lol

how's life, Saturday, 31 May 2014 13:47 (nine years ago) link

If the youtube stuff is gonna be changed then add soundcloud embedding too

― 龜, Saturday, May 31, 2014 2:40 AM

don't forget vimeo

markers, Saturday, 31 May 2014 15:06 (nine years ago) link

did someone suggest tweets recently? idk, that could be interesting. but whatever

markers, Saturday, 31 May 2014 15:06 (nine years ago) link

can we get social media links? i don't know, maybe just this set of icons next to every post?

http://i.imgur.com/4rGvwQJ.jpg

go to evangelical agonizing eternal hell (Karl Malone), Saturday, 31 May 2014 15:13 (nine years ago) link

share to internet explorer

markers, Saturday, 31 May 2014 15:28 (nine years ago) link

share to android

markers, Saturday, 31 May 2014 15:28 (nine years ago) link

share to safari, and if you don't want to it's because you have something to hide

go to evangelical agonizing eternal hell (Karl Malone), Saturday, 31 May 2014 15:31 (nine years ago) link

repost all of ilx to your wordpress blog

call all destroyer, Saturday, 31 May 2014 15:36 (nine years ago) link

made a quick and dirty fix that should sort the youtube thing

stet, Sunday, 1 June 2014 02:06 (nine years ago) link

you could at least have answered my question since I bumped the thread!

۩, Sunday, 1 June 2014 16:12 (nine years ago) link

Sorry I am trying to, but I fell asleep! I'm running a thing over the logs to break it down in interestng ways

stet, Sunday, 1 June 2014 17:08 (nine years ago) link

awesome!

how's life, Sunday, 1 June 2014 17:10 (nine years ago) link

oh sounds cool, thanks!

۩, Sunday, 1 June 2014 17:19 (nine years ago) link

it seems like there's activity on ilm to me

markers, Sunday, 1 June 2014 18:04 (nine years ago) link

that's basically how i break logs down to an interesting extent

i keep getting timeouts. site will stop responding, just sit there with the throbber throbbing. it's quite a frequent thing, several times an hour. last time was just then - 14:43 to 14:44 (BST)

(windows 7, firefox)

koogs, Monday, 2 June 2014 13:59 (nine years ago) link

made a quick and dirty fix that should sort the youtube thing

― stet, Saturday, May 31, 2014 9:06 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

thanks, stet!

how about http://youtu.be/_____ too? :-)

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Friday, 6 June 2014 17:07 (nine years ago) link

I have just got an Xperia Z2 Android and it's behaving really oddly.

It loads ILX in Chrome, but has done so on an old setting - it's got a previous display name, isn't registering new bookmarks and doesn't update bookmarks or accept bookmarks updates. I've cleared the cache with no effect.

Any ideas?

Rabona not glue (aldo), Wednesday, 18 June 2014 11:01 (nine years ago) link

Log out and remove cookies then log back in maybe?

Maurice Malpas Holiday Jotter Blues (onimo), Wednesday, 18 June 2014 19:29 (nine years ago) link

whoever is in charge of code

ⓢⓗⓘⓣ (am0n), Wednesday, 18 June 2014 19:55 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/oK5I5Mk.gif

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 18 June 2014 20:01 (nine years ago) link

Whilst we're on youtube embeds, they haven't been displaying on iPad safari and chrome for a while. it might be a problem with the css, I can get it to occur in chrome or safari with old.css, new.css and newold.css. Where the youtube should be you just get whitespace.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 19 June 2014 00:31 (nine years ago) link

Log out and remove cookies then log back in maybe?

Tried that as well. Really have no idea what's going on.

Rabona not glue (aldo), Thursday, 19 June 2014 12:14 (nine years ago) link

What CSS do they work in, Ed?

stet, Saturday, 21 June 2014 22:55 (nine years ago) link

Hmm, I can't actually find one where it does work.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Saturday, 21 June 2014 23:06 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

Stet how many regular users does ILE and ILM get each day?

Taking yesterday because it's easy, there were:

11,078 unique IPs visiting ILE
13,896 unique IPs visiting ILM

(Some of those IPs represent big blocks of users, though - eg the whole NHS shows up as one IP)

Also, I know you have said before you can tell 90% of users use SNA, but can you tell how many SNA users have it so they cant see anything from ILM?

343 (!)

stet, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 00:34 (nine years ago) link

hiyoooo

is this empty sanitism (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 00:47 (nine years ago) link

Add around 4500 Zing users to that regular users total as well (double !!, though they're mostly Zing Free. That'd have been a really great pint, otherwise).

stet, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 00:47 (nine years ago) link

is there anything for android, not tbh that I'm in any way inhibited as is tbf

is this empty sanitism (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 00:49 (nine years ago) link

koogs was working on something iirc

stet, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 00:53 (nine years ago) link

Zing for android? You're chasing a unicorn

, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 01:20 (nine years ago) link

I started one as an into to android programming until I realised how much work it was going to be and how much easier it would be just to change the stylesheet to alleviate all my niggles - stuff like making the bookmark link bigger and easier to hit, fixing the tiny text box and menus...

koogs, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 01:24 (nine years ago) link

search by 'thread title' could use a 'most recently updated' option

mookieproof, Thursday, 7 August 2014 02:49 (nine years ago) link

That would be a useful feature.

how's life, Thursday, 7 August 2014 12:53 (nine years ago) link

people have talked about this in the past, i'm pretty sure, but it might be cool to think about letting us hide threads. like, not sure how many people would use it or if i would want to use it, but it might, might work

markers, Thursday, 7 August 2014 12:55 (nine years ago) link

it would also probably change the dynamics of the board at least a little

markers, Thursday, 7 August 2014 12:56 (nine years ago) link

makers is correct as ILM would improve x 100000000000000 if it was possible to hide those dreadful polls algerian goalie, some dude and johnny fever insist on inflicting on the board.

strychnine, Thursday, 7 August 2014 14:21 (nine years ago) link

search by 'thread title' could use a 'most recently updated' option

― mookieproof, Wednesday, August 6, 2014 9:49 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This has been suggested multiple times and would definitely be useful. Also being able to see the number of posts in each thread in a search result.

Immediate Follower (NA), Thursday, 7 August 2014 14:43 (nine years ago) link

^^co-sign

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Thursday, 7 August 2014 14:44 (nine years ago) link

I would pay 100 dollars to change the email associated with my account. I already pay $10 a year to keep the domain name for it just for ilx use, so I'll save money in the long run.

Jeff, Thursday, 7 August 2014 14:48 (nine years ago) link

Fair enough! Stet @ ilxor yo

stet, Thursday, 7 August 2014 17:22 (nine years ago) link

made a quick and dirty fix that should sort the youtube thing
― stet, Saturday, May 31, 2014 10:06 PM

http://oi54.tinypic.com/scb0wi.jpg

am0n, Wednesday, 13 August 2014 21:16 (nine years ago) link

makers is correct as ILM would improve x 100000000000000 if it was possible to hide those dreadful polls

You can. "Hide Polls" in settings. Or, make like me and just leave ILM off your SNA list heh.

the Bronski Review (Trayce), Thursday, 14 August 2014 06:38 (nine years ago) link

That is for the standard polls only.

strychnine, Thursday, 14 August 2014 08:24 (nine years ago) link

stet
Posted: August 5, 2014 at 8:47:42 PM
Add around 4500 Zing users to that regular users total as well (double !!, though they're mostly Zing Free. That'd have been a really great pint, otherwise).

i just bought zing, its better fyi ilxor.com iphone owners

lag∞n, Saturday, 16 August 2014 18:28 (nine years ago) link

any plans for an ipad version?

markers, Saturday, 16 August 2014 18:54 (nine years ago) link

lagoon, give me your zing elevator pitch

k3vin k., Saturday, 16 August 2014 19:05 (nine years ago) link

um its full screen on the taller newer iphones, it saves ur spot when u come back from other apps, its got some animations or something that makes browsing feel smoother, its got bb code shortcuts for images and everything, prob some other stuff, $2.99 cheap!

lag∞n, Saturday, 16 August 2014 19:19 (nine years ago) link

still no pull to refresh tho smh

lag∞n, Saturday, 16 August 2014 19:23 (nine years ago) link

loren brichter to thread

markers, Saturday, 16 August 2014 19:30 (nine years ago) link

twitter has a patent on that shit. be careful

markers, Saturday, 16 August 2014 19:30 (nine years ago) link

two months pass...

you know what would be cool -- a 'remove bookmark' and/or 'mark as read' link that appears next to the thread link on site new answers (or any board view)

i feel like mine build up and then i can usually glance at the title and be like 'i dont need this rn' or 'i have seen the clusterfuck unfolding and will bide my time' or 'why is this even bookmarked'

gbx, Monday, 27 October 2014 21:10 (nine years ago) link

Most of my bookmarks are accidental

keep the meat alive: pampas grass (wins), Monday, 27 October 2014 21:10 (nine years ago) link

i have sugessted this feature before

lag∞n, Monday, 27 October 2014 21:12 (nine years ago) link

on zing u can swipe them away btw

lag∞n, Monday, 27 October 2014 21:12 (nine years ago) link

i know! its really handy, i've actually done that to prune even when i'm sitting at a computer

gbx, Monday, 27 October 2014 21:13 (nine years ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Monday, 27 October 2014 21:13 (nine years ago) link

I wish bookmark links didn't have showall=true by default - opening up a big thread via a link to an early post leads to browser meltdown.

sweet lids of the stars (seandalai), Monday, 27 October 2014 23:35 (nine years ago) link

five months pass...

the search function seems to have trouble parsing double quotation marks, fyi.

for instance, try searching for thread Donald Fagen, "Sunken Condos" (2012).

these search terms are successful:

sunken

"donald fagen"
"Donald Fagen "Sunken Condos" 2012"[/code]

these search terms are not successful:

"donald fagen sunken condos 2012"
"donald fagen sunken"
condos
condos"
"sunken condos"
"condos" 2012"

in general, if a word in a thread title or post is bounded to the right by a" double" "quotation" 'mark", it won't show up in the search results for that particular word. and if a string of words in a thread title or post is partly quoted and partly unquoted, it won't show up in the search results for that particular string unless the search inquiry reproduces the post's typography (w/r/t quotation marks) precisely.

...or something like that. I notice that the problem only seems to affect posts from about 2006 onwards. for example, just about every year since 2004 there has been a detrius thread with the exact same formatting in the title:

This is the thread where we discuss matters pertaining to the detrius that accompanies the "End of the Year in Cinema" -- 2004 (started by Eric H. (Eric H.) on board I Love Everything on Dec 2, 2004)

This is the thread where we discuss matters pertaining to the detrius that accompanies the "End of the Year in Cinema" -- 2005 (started by Eric H. (Eric H.) on board I Love Everything on Dec 2, 2005)

This is the thread where we discuss matters pertaining to the detrius that accompanies the "End of the Year in Cinema" -- 2007 (started by Eric H. on board I Love Everything on Nov 14, 2007)

This is the thread where we discuss matters pertaining to the detrius that accompanies the "End of the Year in Cinema" -- 2008 (started by Eric H. on board I Love Everything on Nov 11, 2008)

the search term "detrius" (with or without quotes) pulls up all detrius threads from 2004 onwards. but the search term "end of the year cinema" only pulls up the 2004 and 2005 threads.

tldr double quotes are problematic for the ilx search function. I just thought I should point out this issue.

the geographibebebe (unregistered), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 17:17 (nine years ago) link

ya I have noticed that for years, prob shoulda said something too

gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 17:19 (nine years ago) link

test post:

ijjjjjjj

zjjjjjjj"

ejjjjjjj"

"fjjjjjjj"

pjjjjj "djjjjj gjjjjjjj cjjjjj" yjjjjjjjj

bjjjjj "mjjjjjjjjjjj" xjjjjjj

"tjjjjjj "qjjjjjj rjjjjjj cjjjjj" kjjjjj "ujjjjj ojjjjjjjj"

(it will take a few minutes for this post to be indexed, but then you can search for those terms in various ways and see what works and what doesn't)

the geographibebebe (unregistered), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 17:24 (nine years ago) link

googling "site:www.ilxor.com (search terms)" is p much the only way I search ilx these days

gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 17:27 (nine years ago) link

technically we could sidestep the issue from now on by unilaterally agreeing to only use British-style 'single quotes', but I find this be a completely un("USA! USA! USA!")acceptable solution.

the geographibebebe (unregistered), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 17:27 (nine years ago) link

stet come to slack

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 17:27 (nine years ago) link

google only works so well though, xpost. for one thing it doesn't allow you to search for individual posts (you can use google to find threads that mention both Ron Sexsmith and Devendra Banhart, but you'll have to sort through a lot of noise if you're only interested in a particular post that mention both of those gentlemen)

on the other hand the ilx search function doesn't permit thread-wide searches, which is a limitation of its own.

the geographibebebe (unregistered), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 17:31 (nine years ago) link

Newspapers only use single quotes in the headers too.

pplains, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 17:38 (nine years ago) link

Ugh slack is the worst. Send me an invite

stet, Thursday, 16 April 2015 09:50 (nine years ago) link

msg me your email

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 16 April 2015 12:17 (nine years ago) link

it;s awful

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 16 April 2015 12:17 (nine years ago) link

hi, I have a problem that only comes up on my Android phone. When I log into ILX in the Android Chrome browser, my Bookmarks do not sync with any other browser/device, so it looks like I have a million threads that I haven't read. Can't figure out how to get it synced up with my actual ILX activity. I haven't ever had this problem on any other browser or any other device. Is it a cookies issue?

Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Thursday, 16 April 2015 13:11 (nine years ago) link

caek "stet" at this site dot com does the trick.

Moodles: someone else mentioned that, but I can't think why it would be. Bookmarks are stored server-side against your user account.

stet, Friday, 17 April 2015 09:53 (nine years ago) link

cn i have an ilxor dot com email addr plz

lag∞n, Friday, 17 April 2015 13:42 (nine years ago) link

tilde.club before it was cool

stet, Friday, 17 April 2015 16:59 (nine years ago) link

two months pass...

maybe like a "see last 30" or 50 or whatever threads that have been updated instead of just "updated within the last <time> ago". This would be useful for browsing boards that don't have a lot of active threads

los blue jeans, Saturday, 27 June 2015 02:14 (eight years ago) link

Yeah I've already done that. I think it'll do the last 200 or so. I just haven't deployed it.

Keith, Saturday, 27 June 2015 14:24 (eight years ago) link

cool!

how's life, Saturday, 27 June 2015 16:22 (eight years ago) link

Yeah, neat! I tried to browse old Aeon Flux Top Level threads and couldn't even find out how to view them

Dan I., Thursday, 2 July 2015 18:40 (eight years ago) link

My trick has been to search for "a" (no quotation marks) in thread titles for the board in question.

how's life, Thursday, 2 July 2015 19:04 (eight years ago) link

nice

lag∞n, Thursday, 2 July 2015 23:29 (eight years ago) link

seven months pass...

I started one as an into to android programming until I realised how much work it was going to be and how much easier it would be just to change the stylesheet to alleviate all my niggles - stuff like making the bookmark link bigger and easier to hit, fixing the tiny text box and menus...

I'm probably biting off more than I can chew but let's say I wanted to do this ... pointer to get started? like for example, is there a way to get an output format other than html?

0 / 0 (lukas), Tuesday, 23 February 2016 20:55 (eight years ago) link

?xml=true...

koogs, Tuesday, 23 February 2016 21:00 (eight years ago) link

ty!

anything special with auth?

0 / 0 (lukas), Tuesday, 23 February 2016 21:06 (eight years ago) link

(if I'm asking dumb questions that are answered somewhere already, please let me know)

0 / 0 (lukas), Tuesday, 23 February 2016 21:13 (eight years ago) link

i don't think there was anything special with login. i appear to be using plain text POST requests, albeit to an odd page.

use wireshark or something to grab a login request from your browser and it should be obvious (LoginControllerServlet, j_security_check). i'm not entirely sure what i did here, lots of commented out code...

koogs, Tuesday, 23 February 2016 21:15 (eight years ago) link

aight

0 / 0 (lukas), Tuesday, 23 February 2016 21:52 (eight years ago) link

Login is a right pain in the ass. There are three different things you have to do, depending on whether you just want to sign in, want to add a post, or want to bookmark.

Suggest you start with logged-out functionality first, as it all works exactly the same whether or not you are logged in, in terms of displaying the boards and loading the threads. If you get all that done then you'll know you're going to get somewhere and it'll be worth considering the auth pain. I'll send you the zing code to help if you get that far.

As for the API, start with the "mobile device interface" link on the front page. For each of those URLs, just remove the ?stylesheet=mobile.xsl to get plain XML.

stet, Tuesday, 23 February 2016 23:51 (eight years ago) link

hey lookit that, didn't know about that link

whatever it's the web it's irrelevant, AAAAAPS

0 / 0 (lukas), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 00:14 (eight years ago) link

three months pass...

maybe a "view in context" link for search results which takes you to a page with the previous 10 and next 10 posts

kind of lolth but mostly strahd (los blue jeans), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 01:07 (seven years ago) link

http://ilxor.com/ILX/NewAnswersControllerServlet?xml=true&boardid=41 is :( for me

0 / 0 (lukas), Friday, 10 June 2016 22:42 (seven years ago) link

oh i see it's just spitting out a character that browser XML parsers don't like. who cares.

0 / 0 (lukas), Friday, 10 June 2016 22:46 (seven years ago) link

it breaks zing

germane geir hongro (s.clover), Saturday, 11 June 2016 00:20 (seven years ago) link

what are you using that feed for lukas?

stet, Saturday, 11 June 2016 00:28 (seven years ago) link

I am slowly plugging away on this Android app

0 / 0 (lukas), Saturday, 11 June 2016 00:39 (seven years ago) link

You know the problem I had a couple of years ago, the last time I changed my phone? It's back with my new phone.

It keeps a completely different state to every other login on the same account. Bookmarks not updating but only on this device.

Last time it got fixed because there was a phone fault and I replaced the device itself. Not sure they'll accept "ILX doesn't update properly" as a defect this time.

suffeeciant attreebution (aldo), Saturday, 11 June 2016 10:47 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

Okay, I now have an Android app that does All The Things that you can do logged-out. Want to add a couple things, like starring boards a la Zing Touch, but it's probably worth having other people look at this now. It is, uh, very reminiscent of Zing, except buggier and not as pretty.

Anybody have an Android device and willing to take it for a spin?

0 / 0 (lukas), Monday, 1 August 2016 13:19 (seven years ago) link

apk me bro

r|t|c, Monday, 1 August 2016 13:23 (seven years ago) link

Sure, I will.

Horizontal Superman is invulnerable (aldo), Monday, 1 August 2016 13:28 (seven years ago) link

I also fixed said problem above this weekend finally, by doing maybe the 10th cache clear since I got the phone. Just weird.

Horizontal Superman is invulnerable (aldo), Monday, 1 August 2016 13:29 (seven years ago) link

theporouscity.com/app-release.apk

0 / 0 (lukas), Monday, 1 August 2016 14:07 (seven years ago) link

or http://theporouscity.com/app-release.apk

you'll have to have enabled apps from unknown sources in settings -> security

other things not finished: name, icon

0 / 0 (lukas), Monday, 1 August 2016 14:08 (seven years ago) link

this is really nice!! perfectly happy with how it looks, minimal and loads super fast just like ilx should be. plz never to change font to century gothic or w/e

havent found a trace of a bug yet. will definitely use once login happens (which i'm sure involves all the really hard stuff)

r|t|c, Monday, 1 August 2016 14:41 (seven years ago) link

haha also you can keep 'flagging' too

r|t|c, Monday, 1 August 2016 14:43 (seven years ago) link

pull-to-refresh would be a good addition

r|t|c, Monday, 1 August 2016 15:51 (seven years ago) link

if i was really picky about the looks then the titlebar could stay white, or v pale grey. nothing wrong with navy but it compresses the page

r|t|c, Monday, 1 August 2016 15:54 (seven years ago) link

Whoo, congrats! Let me know if you need help with any of the interactions. The login code is an absolute bastard to reverse-engineer, I can talk you through it when you get there.

stet, Monday, 1 August 2016 16:04 (seven years ago) link

xpost thank u for your feedback. you can hit that link again for one that has swipe to refresh on the threads list. lemme experiment with title bar colors.

thanks stet! I guess now's as good a time as any to dig into that. hopefully make progress before work gets crazier. lukasb at google's mail thing.

0 / 0 (lukas), Monday, 1 August 2016 16:43 (seven years ago) link

new version at that link with nicer toolbars, swipe to refresh thread (from bottom)

0 / 0 (lukas), Tuesday, 2 August 2016 17:50 (seven years ago) link

nice ty

shouldve said earlier "will definitely use" means "will happily pay for" btw!

still not encountered any bugs (what are the known ones?), u could/should probably take it to ile and get more eyes on it

will have a couple more cosmetic suggestions after everything else is sorted but they're totally nbd

r|t|c, Wednesday, 3 August 2016 09:55 (seven years ago) link

oh yeah - links to specific posts don't work, just loads at the end of its thread per normal

r|t|c, Wednesday, 3 August 2016 10:06 (seven years ago) link

Toolbars? I just see it as a reader (a very nice one though).

Horizontal Superman is invulnerable (aldo), Wednesday, 3 August 2016 10:24 (seven years ago) link

sorry aldo, I meant title bar.

oh that link problem makes sense, thanks. no other known bugs but this is my first Android app and I'm verrry rusty at coding. all suggestions very welcome.

0 / 0 (lukas), Wednesday, 3 August 2016 18:45 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Thanks for fixing the YouTube embed issue!

Also, maybe this has been discussed before, but any thoughts about making ILX an https site? Is that tough to do?

schwantz, Thursday, 18 August 2016 17:15 (seven years ago) link

It's a little bit tough, but that's no excuse. It's on my list of things to do. I'm currently updating the sandbox with the latest versions of the code, and if it all looks OK, I'll send it to the real site soon

stet, Thursday, 18 August 2016 18:11 (seven years ago) link

Thanks stet.

schwantz, Thursday, 18 August 2016 18:24 (seven years ago) link

^^^^

Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 18 August 2016 20:17 (seven years ago) link

the s in https stands for stet

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 18 August 2016 20:25 (seven years ago) link

Maintenance today. Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the maintenance.

<3

mookieproof, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 20:39 (seven years ago) link

Now what ffs

And what kinda cake

poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 August 2016 20:46 (seven years ago) link

dope, thanks for everything stet

goole, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 20:59 (seven years ago) link

i dont understand whats different

have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 24 August 2016 21:00 (seven years ago) link

zing won't connect and search doesn't work but i guess the maintenance is goin on!

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 24 August 2016 22:19 (seven years ago) link

...and the mobile stylesheet is gone. I hope it comes back soon.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 22:35 (seven years ago) link

My bookmarks changed their order

Hi Christine!!

an expired coupon for 50¢ off a moon pie (los blue jeans), Wednesday, 24 August 2016 22:39 (seven years ago) link

how do i set it to display numerals rather than written out numbers ("14 minutes ago" instead of "fourteen minutes ago")

esempiu (crüt), Wednesday, 24 August 2016 22:54 (seven years ago) link

The time lapses between posts are written out now instead of being indicated numerically. It distracts me every time I see it, like a rogue eyelash in my peripheral vision that I can't get ahold of.

Two Kisses and Three Wet Mouths (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 24 August 2016 22:55 (seven years ago) link

xpost

Two Kisses and Three Wet Mouths (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 24 August 2016 22:55 (seven years ago) link

The time lapses between posts are written out now instead of being indicated numerically. It distracts me every time I see it, like a rogue eyelash in my peripheral vision that I can't get ahold of.

― 2 Kisses and 3 Wet Mouths (Old Lunch), Wednesday, August 24, 2016 11:55 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

weird because for me it's the way it's always been

nomar, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 22:59 (seven years ago) link

is it me or is the text a lot crispier looking?

looks nice

F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 24 August 2016 23:03 (seven years ago) link

i like the spelled-out durations and am looking forward to tuomas reposting them in finny

mookieproof, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 23:24 (seven years ago) link

maybe we could have it say "twenty-two time minutes ago" so that I don't mistake "minutes" for units of angle

veggie sticks potato snacks (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 24 August 2016 23:27 (seven years ago) link

when is the anglocentricism going to stop

we should be more friendly to other languages

vive la revolution

F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 24 August 2016 23:33 (seven years ago) link

Stupid bug in Zing has borked it, sorry about that. Quick fix is to delete it and reinstall.

stet, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 23:34 (seven years ago) link

Search will be back once the indexes are rebuilt, coming soon

stet, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 23:35 (seven years ago) link

And search should be back!

stet, Thursday, 25 August 2016 00:02 (seven years ago) link

you're doing god's work stet

F♯ A♯ (∞), Thursday, 25 August 2016 00:05 (seven years ago) link

stettycakes

search is a no worky slowy

F♯ A♯ (∞), Thursday, 25 August 2016 00:19 (seven years ago) link

Are you doing a complex search? Basic ones are rattling along for me here. The index doesn't get updated in real-time though, so you can't see new posts instantly in search

stet, Thursday, 25 August 2016 00:24 (seven years ago) link

Searched your terrible ideas

Seems a bit slow but could be my connection

F♯ A♯ (∞), Thursday, 25 August 2016 00:32 (seven years ago) link

I used to have to press submit twice now it works first time

Godlike prowess imo stet

poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 August 2016 00:42 (seven years ago) link

the "x minutes ago" portion of each post now spells out the numbers? this is charming, but is it intentional?

call all destroyer, Thursday, 25 August 2016 00:54 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, it's a new bit of Keith code that.

stet, Thursday, 25 August 2016 01:37 (seven years ago) link

i much prefer the numerals so i would like to be given a choice but if this is just how it is now i will live with it

esempiu (crüt), Thursday, 25 August 2016 01:39 (seven years ago) link

also i just noticed: i have images off; this used to mean youtube embeds were also turned into links, but this no longer seems to be the case

esempiu (crüt), Thursday, 25 August 2016 01:41 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, I messed up the filter for those; will fix that but not tonight

stet, Thursday, 25 August 2016 01:42 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, it's a new bit of Keith code that.

― stet, Wednesday, August 24, 2016 9:37 PM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

cool, i'm into it

call all destroyer, Thursday, 25 August 2016 01:44 (seven years ago) link

I'd prefer if it stays this way.

Treeship, Thursday, 25 August 2016 01:48 (seven years ago) link

wonder what's changed

mh 😏, Thursday, 25 August 2016 01:59 (seven years ago) link

"x minutes ago" portion of each post now spells out the numbers? this is charming

charming, yes, but it does take more mental effort to derive the information, just as it would if the code changed to display:

August Twenty-Fourth, Two Thousand Sixteen, Six:Fifty Nine Post Meridian

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 25 August 2016 02:08 (seven years ago) link

you can handle it, big guy

call all destroyer, Thursday, 25 August 2016 02:10 (seven years ago) link

i have images turned off but still get youtube embeds. no big deal, just fyi

brimstead, Thursday, 25 August 2016 02:18 (seven years ago) link

I preferred the numbers as well.

heaven parker (anagram), Thursday, 25 August 2016 10:13 (seven years ago) link

This has apparently affected Mobile Device Interface somehow? When I try to access it through Firefox on Android, I get a message that begins:

This XML file does not appear to have any style information associated with it.

how's life, Thursday, 25 August 2016 10:20 (seven years ago) link

Can't find the Mobile Device Interface at all, actually. Was it nuked?

how's life, Thursday, 25 August 2016 10:21 (seven years ago) link

Oh yes, nuked. I'll see if I can rehabilitate it if you use it a lot.

stet, Thursday, 25 August 2016 10:41 (seven years ago) link

Actually, I probably won't. Google are punishing us for not having a mobile-friendly main site, so fixing that is probably the best solution of all

stet, Thursday, 25 August 2016 10:42 (seven years ago) link

the "numbers written as words" is the best new feature in forever, please keep

blafe and sand (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 25 August 2016 12:13 (seven years ago) link

plz convert all units of time to minutes

ninety-eight minutes ago
five hundred twelve minutes ago
five million, seven hundred eighty-five thousand, five hundred sixty minutes ago

aaaaaaaauuuuuuuuu (melting robot) (WilliamC), Thursday, 25 August 2016 12:39 (seven years ago) link

(one minute imago)

johnny crunch, Thursday, 25 August 2016 12:43 (seven years ago) link

The 'numbers written as words' thing is making me feel like Laura Linney's co-worker in You Can Count On Me post-Broderick.

An Automatic Response To Things That Are Bullshit (Old Lunch), Thursday, 25 August 2016 12:48 (seven years ago) link

Let's poll this amirite

heaven parker (anagram), Thursday, 25 August 2016 13:03 (seven years ago) link

stet, is there any programming magic you can do to fix all these shit opinions?

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Thursday, 25 August 2016 13:05 (seven years ago) link

Marge Simpson: Look at this place. The house number is spelled out with letters.

Max Power: Get used to it, honey. From now on we'll be spelling everything with letters.

johnny crunch, Thursday, 25 August 2016 13:45 (seven years ago) link

I love server restarts because it means blog view will work for at least a few days before wandering off again.

aaaaaaaauuuuuuuuu (melting robot) (WilliamC), Thursday, 25 August 2016 14:33 (seven years ago) link

I pointed out the flaw in Keith and stet allowing posting functionality many years ago in a classic post in a classic suggest ban thread

poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 August 2016 14:34 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, I've always found the presence of that stupid 'Submit Post' button bothersome.

An Automatic Response To Things That Are Bullshit (Old Lunch), Thursday, 25 August 2016 14:59 (seven years ago) link

why would anyone prefer words to numbers in this case? it's horrible imo. "27" can be digested much quicker than "twenty-seven"

chicken lit (rip van wanko), Thursday, 25 August 2016 16:12 (seven years ago) link

whoa, YouTube videos are embedded now! (even if images are turned off!) took me by surprise

i think i like it, actually

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 25 August 2016 16:20 (seven years ago) link

My god the digestion

poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 August 2016 16:22 (seven years ago) link

I like the words, but think it probably should be a style option.

Youtube embeds on images off is definitely a mistake (why would you be okay w/ youtubes if you're not okay with images?) but I see stet is aware of the issue.

emil.y, Thursday, 25 August 2016 16:25 (seven years ago) link

The numbers as words thing just means that the message signature is even more often longer than the message, especially when reading on my phone because it's narrow.

koogs, Thursday, 25 August 2016 18:18 (seven years ago) link

The message 3 above this one is one line of text, 3 lines of metadata

koogs, Thursday, 25 August 2016 18:20 (seven years ago) link

can any value above forty be expressed in scores, please?

chicken lit (rip van wanko), Thursday, 25 August 2016 18:26 (seven years ago) link

have we ever discussed moving the board over to discourse.org

i kid i kid

F♯ A♯ (∞), Thursday, 25 August 2016 18:30 (seven years ago) link

Is this update available in the US? to all? Is it an artifact of the maintenance?

I Don't Sound Like Nobodaddy (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 25 August 2016 18:56 (seven years ago) link

I is on 3.0.

I Don't Sound Like Nobodaddy (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 25 August 2016 18:59 (seven years ago) link

But I see nothing I know nothing.

I Don't Sound Like Nobodaddy (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 25 August 2016 19:02 (seven years ago) link

You mean the Zing update? That is still waiting on Apple

stet, Thursday, 25 August 2016 19:24 (seven years ago) link

I put this in another thread, but stet/keith or whoever is in charge of code these days is more likely to notice it here:

After yesterday's maintenance I find I must log in to ILX every time I start my browser afresh. I allow cookies from ilxor.com and I check the Remember Me box each time I log in. Doesn't seem to make any difference. (I'm using IE11 on Win7. All upgrades installed afaik.)

wassup wit dat?

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 25 August 2016 22:25 (seven years ago) link

Are the cookies definitely being saved? Not sure how you view them on IE, sorry

stet, Thursday, 25 August 2016 22:48 (seven years ago) link

If the cookie format was not changed, I'm not sure why my previously stored cookies from before the maintenance would not have been recognized afterward. It might help if I could wipe all ilxor.com cookies and let the system start over with them, but I do not know that particular trick. Also, my login email address (& domain) no longer exist, and I don't know if System wants to see a valid address or not.

Worst case: I guess I could switch to Firefox or something.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 25 August 2016 22:55 (seven years ago) link

Oh yes, nuked. I'll see if I can rehabilitate it if you use it a lot.

― stet, Thursday, August 25, 2016 6:41 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Actually, I probably won't. Google are punishing us for not having a mobile-friendly main site, so fixing that is probably the best solution of all

― stet, Thursday, August 25, 2016 6:42 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Fair enough. I've been using it since 2009 or something though, but I've never seen any indication that other people access the site in this way. It's also been my secret fix to view images when logged in as a mod on my pc though.

how's life, Friday, 26 August 2016 10:15 (seven years ago) link

Lol. Of 18 posts mentioning Mobile Device Interface since keith rolled it out in 2008, 13 of them were by me.

how's life, Friday, 26 August 2016 10:23 (seven years ago) link

also i just noticed: i have images off; this used to mean youtube embeds were also turned into links, but this no longer seems to be the case

― esempiu (crüt), Wednesday, August 24, 2016 9:41 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah, I messed up the filter for those; will fix that but not tonight

― stet, Wednesday, August 24, 2016 9:42 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Just noticed this, glad it's on the radar

Don't boo, vote (DJP), Friday, 26 August 2016 18:43 (seven years ago) link

should be fixed, let me know if not

stet, Wednesday, 31 August 2016 00:45 (seven years ago) link

is it just me or are the open circles not working anymore?

have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 31 August 2016 14:59 (seven years ago) link

wait nvm maybe they're there

have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 31 August 2016 15:00 (seven years ago) link

They'll have been reset with lsat night's deploy, that might have confused things

stet, Wednesday, 31 August 2016 15:28 (seven years ago) link

ah yes thanks

have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 31 August 2016 15:31 (seven years ago) link

Please remind what open circle means again

Planking Full Stop (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 31 August 2016 15:35 (seven years ago) link

the bullet point next to thread titles is "open" if there are new answers since you read the thread last

have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 31 August 2016 15:39 (seven years ago) link

is search slow/malfunctioning sometimes for anyone else

have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 03:25 (seven years ago) link

I can't get bookmark to work on the latest presidential election thread. May or may not be a bad thing.

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 04:14 (seven years ago) link

What happens when you try?

Search: aha! Were you running a search just about the time you posted that? I got some alarms firing on the server at that time; need to check that out more.

stet, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 09:44 (seven years ago) link

I see Message Bookmarked, but the thread doesn't apear in my bookmarks list or at the top of the page when it has new messages. Bookmarks on other threads work fine.

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 12:01 (seven years ago) link

I got some alarms firing on the server at that time; need to check that out more.

Imagining you in a bunker with red flashing bulbs.

two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 12:43 (seven years ago) link

is search slow/malfunctioning sometimes for anyone else

Yes, but only certain searches. I think post searches have been markedly quicker than thread searches (which sometimes take like a full minute to run).

Our Meals Are Hot And Fresh! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 12:59 (seven years ago) link

What happens when you try?

Search: aha! Were you running a search just about the time you posted that? I got some alarms firing on the server at that time; need to check that out more.

― stet, Wednesday, September 14, 2016 5:44 AM (five hours ago)

i was! it's been going on since the reboot, though. as old lunch says, the search seems to have a mind of its own about when it will work and when it won't

have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 15:16 (seven years ago) link

Can you remember exactly what you were searching for? Email me if you like - stet @ ilxor

stet, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 17:21 (seven years ago) link

Odd - thread searches should be markedly quicker than post searches!

If it's a problem, we might need to just rebuild the search index from scratch.

Keith, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 17:26 (seven years ago) link

i get slow searches sometimes too

i mentioned it to stet the first time

it happens every so often but i'll post when it does

F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 17:33 (seven years ago) link

Can you remember exactly what you were searching for? Email me if you like - stet @ ilxor

― stet, Wednesday, September 14, 2016 1:21 PM (twenty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i was searching for the 2015 end of year tracks poll. I think I searched "ilm 2015", "ilm 2015 tracks", "ilm tracks" etc and selected "most recent first" -- each time the search would come up but as I clicked through and approached the matching threads from january clicking "next" wouldn't work. for some of the searches this was on the third page, for another it was the fourth, another the second...it was bizarre, almost like the search knew what thread I wanted to find and didn't want me to see it

have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 17:48 (seven years ago) link

I keep searching for "; drop table users;" and it doesn't work!!

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 18:20 (seven years ago) link

ha

Don't boo, vote (DJP), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 18:20 (seven years ago) link

sorry, I really tried not to type that

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 18:21 (seven years ago) link

it was quicker than trying to roll together a joke about apache commons problems with deserialization

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 18:23 (seven years ago) link

Haha (injection thing).

Keith, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 19:06 (seven years ago) link

(Yes, they're not going to work)

Keith, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 19:07 (seven years ago) link

It's possible that what's happening is a function of how it works and housekeeping...

The way it works is that I run a big job at the beginning that scans all the threads and posts and creates two index files for the search: one for threads, one for posts. The threads one is miles smaller; hence, why it should be faster. With hindsight, I wouldn't even have bothered with the threads one, as subsequent to developing the search, I decided it was useful to just hold the whole list of threads in memory at all times anyway for fast access.

Anyway, that's cool for startup, but the way it keeps the index up-to-date with changes since the initial build is that a batch job runs every five minutes, scans the database for new or changes to threads and posts and updates the index.

I'd have thought that ultimately, this would fragment the index file and make it slow and I for one certainly haven't recreated the index file for at least five years, which would be half a million updates to the index files at least! So guessing somewhat here, but if Stet hasn't recreated the index file since I last did, which I might doubt, as I don't think we ever talked about what that thing did before, then it's possible that's what's going on and all we need to do is stop the site, recreate the index file and start it again.

Keith, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 19:17 (seven years ago) link

It's actually an all-new index file as of a couple of weeks ago, so I'm wondering if something went iffy there. No harm in making a new one, will kick that off later.

stet, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 20:14 (seven years ago) link

> 19:17 (fifty-six minutes ago)

It is 21:11 here now. Why is that saying 56 minutes?

koogs, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 20:17 (seven years ago) link

>

koogs, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 20:17 (seven years ago) link

> 20:14 (three minutes ago)

Slightly better

koogs, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 20:18 (seven years ago) link

Although it's 21:18 here, not 20:18

koogs, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 20:19 (seven years ago) link

Someone else doing a big search

stet, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 21:08 (seven years ago) link

The index file could potentially be screwed if it were created when the site was running when that happened. I mean, I don't know whether it would or not, but I've never thought through whether it would cause issues. Certainly the initial job reads big fuckoff lumps of the database at a time and indexes that then moves on to the next; the database changing under its feet could render some of the already-created index incorrect, although it'd be up to Apache Lucene whether or not that cause the whole thing problems or not.

Keith, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 21:26 (seven years ago) link

Am I right in saying this was all TEN YEARS AGO now?

Keith, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 21:32 (seven years ago) link

is it just me or is the spacing all screwed up on the search page, like the css isn't loading right or something

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 21:53 (seven years ago) link

Am I right in saying this was all TEN YEARS AGO now?

― Keith, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 22:32 Bookmark

no the right way to say it is 10 years ago now

r|t|c, Thursday, 15 September 2016 10:55 (seven years ago) link

Well clearly ten years on this place hasn't changed.

Keith, Thursday, 15 September 2016 17:30 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I just bought a new Android tab, and now I'm seeing banner ads on ILX even I log in with Chrome. The tablet has Android 6.0, I didn't seen any ads while using Chrome on my older tablet, which had an older version of Android.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 09:33 (seven years ago) link

"even I after log in"

Tuomas, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 09:34 (seven years ago) link

http://i1326.photobucket.com/albums/u641/Lixenixen/Mobile%20Uploads/Screenshot_20161007-192926_zpsce6zozqq.png

Here's an example, I'm logged in, but I still see the as.

Tuomas, Friday, 7 October 2016 16:37 (seven years ago) link

not sure why, but half of the things I search for cause ILX to hang.

for instance, I searched for Lost Boys, and it comes up no problem.

I search for any variant of "let's shit our pants to something new", even without the word 'shit', and none of them work, except "Let's shit", and doesn't return that thread at all. I tried "our pants", "something new", "shit our pants", and it just hung for minutes at a time.

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 21:47 (seven years ago) link

Don't know if it's related, but threads have been taking a long time to load the last couple of days.

aaaaaaaauuuuuuuuu (melting robot) (WilliamC), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 21:48 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

help! the site is doing that thing where every last bookmark I've ever had is showing up at the top of SNA and I can't make them go away. I tried changing the Use Traditional Bookmarks setting, but it didn't do anything. How do I fix this? What am I doing to cause this?

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 13:20 (seven years ago) link

hmmm, well I think I fixed this for now. I changed the Google account in my Chrome browser and that seemed to help, not sure why.

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 13:41 (seven years ago) link

the search function is still super buggy and slow fyi

k3vin k., Sunday, 13 November 2016 19:01 (seven years ago) link

my versh of zing suddenly won't load any URLs, unless I jump out to safari. i.e. won't display em on zing. is it just me?

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 13 November 2016 21:09 (seven years ago) link

Even though I'm logged in, I still see a banner ad on this thread:

Metallica ARE...Hardwired…To Self-Destruct

It doesn't matter much to me, but it's strange that's the only thread (so far) where that happens.

FYI

pplains, Tuesday, 15 November 2016 15:29 (seven years ago) link

fuckin' lars

not all those who chunder are sloshed (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 15 November 2016 15:30 (seven years ago) link

I get banner ads on every thread while logged in on my work computer.

Horizontal Superman is invulnerable (aldo), Tuesday, 15 November 2016 19:16 (seven years ago) link

the search function is still super buggy and slow fyi

― k3vin k., Sunday, November 13, 2016 2:01 PM (four days ago)

is this just me? it's been going on for months. i can't find threads i want to find

k3vin k., Thursday, 17 November 2016 20:34 (seven years ago) link

no prob for me

Spottie, Thursday, 17 November 2016 21:03 (seven years ago) link

I get banner ads on every thread while logged in on my work computer.

This keeps happening to me a lot when I use Chrome on Android, as I mentioned above. Not on my home tabletop computer though (I use Firefox with Adblock Plus).

Tuomas, Friday, 18 November 2016 09:40 (seven years ago) link

search: it depends on what you search.

e.g. search for Zimmerman: it hangs forever/timeout
search for Trayvon: it hangs forever/timeout

search for energy: immediate results
search for zooropa: immediate results (it's not that the end of the alphabet is slower)
search for Ziegler: immediate result (it's not last names starting with capital letters either)

StanM, Friday, 18 November 2016 09:48 (seven years ago) link

^ googleproofed = no search results? But then I DID find that one thread I couldn't find here by going to google and searching for the same thing and site:ilxor.com so I don't know

StanM, Friday, 18 November 2016 09:52 (seven years ago) link

sounds like it might be thread specific causing problems

Mordy, Friday, 18 November 2016 18:11 (seven years ago) link

yeah my search problems vary depending on the search term

k3vin k., Friday, 18 November 2016 19:36 (seven years ago) link

Have rebuilt the indexes the search system uses. Zimmerman and Trayvon now both working for me; can people try things that were broken for them?

stet, Friday, 18 November 2016 22:30 (seven years ago) link

I still can't get "clickhole" to search

rob, Friday, 18 November 2016 22:33 (seven years ago) link

"trayvon" still broken for me too

k3vin k., Friday, 18 November 2016 22:36 (seven years ago) link

searching "2015 albums" also not working -- this is what brought this to my attention a few weeks ago when i was trying to find the year end poll

k3vin k., Friday, 18 November 2016 22:49 (seven years ago) link

Let me check i'm doing the same search as you — when I try it's instant. I'm searching:

http://i.imgur.com/f4Zrvfk.png

stet, Friday, 18 November 2016 22:55 (seven years ago) link

i'm doing thread titles, not posts. i also was not using quotes -- however when i do use quotes (and search most relevant, all boards) it works!

k3vin k., Friday, 18 November 2016 23:06 (seven years ago) link

just tried again. 2015 albums, searching thread titles. quotes = works. no quotes = doesn't work

k3vin k., Friday, 18 November 2016 23:07 (seven years ago) link

i use google site search

harold melvin and the bluetones (jim in vancouver), Friday, 18 November 2016 23:13 (seven years ago) link

The search engine is Apache Lucene. Whatever works with Lucene will work with it. I didn't do anything special on top of it. Here is a page that describes some of the stuff you ought to be able to do, although to be fair, it may be that it does more now than it did back when this stuff was done:

https://lucene.apache.org/core/2_9_4/queryparsersyntax.html

Keith, Friday, 18 November 2016 23:21 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, I think I've fannied it up though, by leaving it on, er, v2.3.2 while upgrading to Java 8. I see the lucene lib's on v6 now. Should do something about that.

stet, Friday, 18 November 2016 23:24 (seven years ago) link

Hey Zing is crashing on load for me now. I tried to check for an update but none was listed.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Saturday, 19 November 2016 05:08 (seven years ago) link

Sorry not on load. It loads, but when I select a board, it crashes to desktop (or whatever the equiv is on a phone), this is on iOS

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Saturday, 19 November 2016 05:09 (seven years ago) link

Which iOS?

stet, Saturday, 19 November 2016 09:26 (seven years ago) link

fine for me in ios10

Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 19 November 2016 10:23 (seven years ago) link

TBH re: Lucene, I only used it because the database didn't support full text indices at the time, so ideally a pretty complicated mechanism involving batch processes and all manner of stuff keeping the search index up-to-date in line with the database could be removed and replaced with a bit of SQL.

Keith, Saturday, 19 November 2016 11:20 (seven years ago) link

That describes most Enterprise Architecture tbh.

/replaces whole thing with 19 micro services.

stet, Saturday, 19 November 2016 13:12 (seven years ago) link

Ha, well I don't really buy the micro services trend, but certainly, perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.

Keith, Saturday, 19 November 2016 17:44 (seven years ago) link

The Weeknd thread is not loading for me on Zing, strangely. Maybe it's the stars?

schwantz, Saturday, 19 November 2016 18:08 (seven years ago) link

Not a big deal and I am probably the only person using Windows Phone browser, but it is weird that I have to confirm every bookmark

los blue jeans, Saturday, 19 November 2016 23:13 (seven years ago) link

Sorry this is weird - whatever was causing it to crash on the weekend, its fine now! Odd.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 20 November 2016 22:20 (seven years ago) link

every now and again when i hit submit post im asked to log in again instead. the username field is filled with gibberish when this happens.

not good enough imo.

the kids are alt right (darraghmac), Sunday, 20 November 2016 22:24 (seven years ago) link

Fixed the Weeknd thread at least.

stet, Sunday, 20 November 2016 22:27 (seven years ago) link

jeez way to make me feel like a low priority but

the kids are alt right (darraghmac), Sunday, 20 November 2016 22:29 (seven years ago) link

/replaces whole thing with 19 micro services.

sad, soul-crushing lol

¶ (DJP), Sunday, 20 November 2016 22:39 (seven years ago) link

Fixed the Weeknd thread at least.

Thank you!

schwantz, Sunday, 20 November 2016 22:55 (seven years ago) link

my job is convincing people to write good single-purpose domain-specific services right now but it makes sense since they're all operations every damn app does and they all implement it different ways. half of those ways are to just hammer on the same database tables 24/7

ilx is not any of these things, thank god

mh 😏, Sunday, 20 November 2016 23:01 (seven years ago) link

half of those ways are to just hammer on the same database tables 24/7

This could have been the motto of poxy fule-era ILX tbf

stet, Sunday, 20 November 2016 23:42 (seven years ago) link

http://www.spigot.com/

El Tomboto, Monday, 21 November 2016 00:52 (seven years ago) link

I get ads sometimes when logged in on Android 6 Chrome but not on Android 4 Chrome

los blue jeans, Saturday, 26 November 2016 04:13 (seven years ago) link

cant search for ws

cant start new ws thread

?

identity politics rooted in tolkienism (darraghmac), Monday, 28 November 2016 21:46 (seven years ago) link

search is still hanging sometimes for me - seems to be specific threads that are causing it, e.g. i searched for all threads started by iatee and the first 2 pages of results loaded fine but the 3rd will not

ciderpress, Tuesday, 29 November 2016 18:09 (seven years ago) link

Post search seems to be working fine, thread search seems to be working not fine.

i need microsoft installed on my desktop, can you help (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 29 November 2016 18:20 (seven years ago) link

i regret to inform the mods that the search feature is lagging for me too, preventing me from finding the gucci mane thread. maybe this will be enough to finally inspire some action from the leadership but i'm not hopeful.

Treeship, Saturday, 10 December 2016 20:54 (seven years ago) link

www.how2search.net:

https://www.google.com/search?q=site%3Ailxor.com+gucci+mane

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 10 December 2016 21:37 (seven years ago) link

That sounds like a lot of work. I'm already putting my energy toward generating content for this site.

Treeship, Sunday, 11 December 2016 00:05 (seven years ago) link

I get banner ads on every thread while logged in on my work computer.

― Horizontal Superman is invulnerable (aldo), Tuesday, November 15, 2016 2:16 PM (one month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I get banner ads while logged on on my computer and phone. They start playing video sometimes.

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Thursday, 15 December 2016 17:16 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

any idea why the board kept timing out on me this morning when i tried to start an ILM thread with the terms "ILM" and "77" in the title?

gr8080, Monday, 23 January 2017 21:43 (seven years ago) link

I think it was a login problem. There's a funny situation you can get into where you're logged in but the site thinks you aren't. Clues are ads showing up and 77 not showing up in Search.

stet, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 11:46 (seven years ago) link

i did see some ads!

gr8080, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 13:34 (seven years ago) link

it was weird tho, i tried for a good 20 mins or so, and when i dropped that extra "7" in there it took right away

gr8080, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 13:35 (seven years ago) link

First rule of 77 board is you don't talk about 77 board.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 13:44 (seven years ago) link

ohhhh I know what it is: when you start a new thread it does a search to see if there are possible duplicates; the search is buggered right now so it times out on some small searches.

stet, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 13:51 (seven years ago) link

Ten bucks says back in the heyday somebody asked for some rule to stop people from making threads about 77 on non-77 borads and because that was such a golden age one of somebody actually did it because STFU

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 13:58 (seven years ago) link

Or yeah that xpost

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 13:58 (seven years ago) link

that makes sense xxp - thanks!

gr8080, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 14:01 (seven years ago) link

why am I being asked to confirm my bookmarks?

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Saturday, 28 January 2017 21:43 (seven years ago) link

Either you have "traditional" bookmarks setting turned on in prefs, or you're using a device that it thinks is a mobile.

stet, Saturday, 28 January 2017 22:10 (seven years ago) link

I posted this question a while ago to another thread, but no one answered, maybe this would be a better place for it:

Why does ILX have two URLS, www.ilxor.com and ilxor.com, both of which require a separate login? I normally log in via www.ilxor.com, and often someone adds a link to some thread, but the link address has just ilxor.com, which means that if I open the link I have to login again, change site preferences, etc. What's the point of keeping these two separate, couldn't one of them just redirect to the other?

Tuomas, Tuesday, 7 February 2017 11:13 (seven years ago) link

it's for when somebody in your life is on you about posting too much on ilxor.com, then you can say "no no, I'm much more disciplined now, I'm really posting a lot less to ilxor.com" and technically still be telling the truth because you were logging in & posting to a thread about some reissue whose name you'd already forgotten by the time you hit post on www.ilxor.com, instead of doing the same thing on ilxor.com. and vice versa. vital service imo

though she denies it to the press, (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Tuesday, 7 February 2017 12:38 (seven years ago) link

What's the point of keeping these two separate, couldn't one of them just redirect to the other?

If you remember, there used to be *four* URLS -- ilx.wh3rd.net and ilx.p3r.net all used to work as well. We did once make them all point to www.ilxor.com but people complained because they would log in to one site as one sock and another site as another.

Which is a terrible reason, really. Perhaps we should just canonicalise it. Would help with the SEO too probably.

stet, Tuesday, 7 February 2017 12:47 (seven years ago) link

if there was just some way to manually edit a url once it's in the address bar. probably we are years if not decades away from that technology.

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 7 February 2017 14:19 (seven years ago) link

if urls were converted to be relative to the root then the browser would fill in the right host.

stet/keith question or whoever is in charge of code these days <- www, no good for non-www people

stet/keith question or whoever is in charge of code these days <- non-www, no good for www people

/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=56&threadid=85944&action=showall&bookmarkedmessageid=6201546 <- relative, ok for both

(this, of course, won't work and i'll look like an idiot)

koogs, Tuesday, 7 February 2017 14:44 (seven years ago) link

stet, i think if you set the domain of the cookie to be ".ilxor.com" it will be shared between www.ilxor and ilxor so you'll stay logged in and keep your prefs etc

just another (diamonddave85), Tuesday, 7 February 2017 15:24 (seven years ago) link

that'll confuse sandbox.ilxor.com tho

stet, Tuesday, 7 February 2017 15:40 (seven years ago) link

so, uh, what's going on with the search function?

schrute dwyte (unregistered), Tuesday, 7 February 2017 15:45 (seven years ago) link

i accidentally broke it during the last upgrade; I'm working on the fix now, but it'll be a little while yet

stet, Tuesday, 7 February 2017 16:00 (seven years ago) link

oh ok, no problem

schrute dwyte (unregistered), Tuesday, 7 February 2017 16:01 (seven years ago) link

I am a little surprised that I am as sad that right now I can't, for example, look up the first time someone used the word "dickhole" on the site as I am.

ornate orchestral arrangements (DJP), Tuesday, 7 February 2017 18:09 (seven years ago) link

google with the site: option

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=site%3Awww.ilxor.com+dickhole

is there more suitable term for the Japs Eye? - ilXor.com
www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40...
22 Nov 2001 - 38 posts - ‎23 authors
HOT SAUCE IN THE DICK HOLE. HOT SAUCE IN THE DICK HOLE. HOT SAUCE IN THE DICK HOLE. HOT SAUCE IN THE DICK HOLE.

koogs, Tuesday, 7 February 2017 19:13 (seven years ago) link

what is the character limit for poll options plz

(also could it ever be removed sometime?)

r|t|c, Friday, 10 February 2017 13:12 (seven years ago) link

so i'm able to google and find threads, but when i click on the links or when i click on links in a thread (like the one mookieproof posted for the forks pottery thread), i get this message:

Error Page
An error has occurred; please try again shortly.

Return to Front Page.

this happening for anyone else?

nomar, Saturday, 11 February 2017 01:40 (seven years ago) link

i've occasionally gotten that when trying to post something (usually with bbcode?)

figured god was telling me to delete my account

mookieproof, Saturday, 11 February 2017 01:49 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

I c&p'd a post from one thread to another. In the new thread, the post didn't include my username, date, time, bookmark, and permalink. Instead, it seems to just be using that information from within the quoted text. Thought this was unusual enough to bring up.

Original post:

Least appealing song on "Encomium: A Tribute to Led Zeppelin"

c&p'd in another thread:

Are you a believer in mira-POLLs? Do you notice and recognize mira-POLLs?

how's life, Monday, 13 March 2017 19:10 (seven years ago) link

Any update on https?

DJI, Monday, 13 March 2017 19:39 (seven years ago) link

My office-mate (software guy) suggests using this stuff:
https://letsencrypt.org/

DJI, Monday, 13 March 2017 19:40 (seven years ago) link

It was a bloody nightmare to install, fuck all that "hey SSL is super-easy why hasn't everyone done it yet?!?" EFF gubbins.

But it's here, and seems to be working. https://www.ilxor.com ahoy.

stet, Monday, 20 March 2017 00:32 (seven years ago) link

good job stet! thank you.

SFTGFOP (El Tomboto), Monday, 20 March 2017 00:56 (seven years ago) link

Wow! Thank you so much.

DJI, Monday, 20 March 2017 03:22 (seven years ago) link

Thank you!

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 20 March 2017 07:43 (seven years ago) link

Has new.CSS changed in the last day? Site is rendering weirdly on my phone now, narrower and with wrapping of menu bar.

SSL-change related maybe?

koogs, Thursday, 23 March 2017 03:46 (seven years ago) link

If I "request desktop site" it goes back to how it was before.

koogs, Thursday, 23 March 2017 03:56 (seven years ago) link

Nope. Sna looks OK that way but actual threads are resized to fit the page width and all the text goes tiny.

koogs, Thursday, 23 March 2017 03:58 (seven years ago) link

Yeah this is weird to me!

example (crüt), Thursday, 23 March 2017 04:05 (seven years ago) link

(Android, Firefox 50.1.0)

koogs, Thursday, 23 March 2017 04:06 (seven years ago) link

You know there's a special ILX app for Android? Search for 'Flagging' in the Play Store.

ArchCarrier, Thursday, 23 March 2017 06:48 (seven years ago) link

Yes, weird formatting happening for me to using chrome on Android. Request desktop site seems to help, but haven't needed that previously.

Moodles, Thursday, 23 March 2017 06:59 (seven years ago) link

Weird in an unusable way or just a "this is different" way?

It has changed: I've set a viewport for mobile which stops browsers trying to fit the entire page into view (and making it tiny as a result). This was giving us problems with search, as Google was penalising it for being mobile-unfriendly and not showing ILX results on mobile.

stet, Thursday, 23 March 2017 09:20 (seven years ago) link

large left margin and no right margin. not unusable but not acceptable either

r|t|c, Thursday, 23 March 2017 11:33 (seven years ago) link

Yes, left margin is too big and the bookmarks div uses only the central 40% of the page.

koogs, Thursday, 23 March 2017 11:44 (seven years ago) link

(Screenshot on flickr)

koogs, Thursday, 23 March 2017 11:54 (seven years ago) link

Don't think that's new.css, can you try that? If it is better then I probably just need to refresh the stylesheets to cold

stet, Thursday, 23 March 2017 12:10 (seven years ago) link

That was mono something, new is the same, only more colourful. Actually, new is using probably the middle 75% of the screen for bookmarks.

(Flickr updated)

koogs, Thursday, 23 March 2017 12:21 (seven years ago) link

(I like the new menus and add a post box, it's just those margins)

koogs, Thursday, 23 March 2017 12:22 (seven years ago) link

Yes, large left margin is the main problem. It pushes text off the right side of the screen

Moodles, Thursday, 23 March 2017 13:03 (seven years ago) link

change in bookmark behavior (Firefox, Win 10) - used to be, when I clicked the Bookmark link, the thread title would no longer be displayed at the top - now it remains there until you go to another page, then it disappears. nbd, just noting.

sleeve, Thursday, 23 March 2017 14:19 (seven years ago) link

wait it worked just now, maybe it's just too early and I need coffee

sleeve, Thursday, 23 March 2017 14:19 (seven years ago) link

no that has definitely become a thing for me too

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 23 March 2017 14:26 (seven years ago) link

Yeah I just came here to report that, and the odd viewing experience on mobile (Safari on iOS)

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 23 March 2017 14:33 (seven years ago) link

Obviously the second is far more jarring than the first (the old behaviour there was desktop-only, of course)

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 23 March 2017 14:34 (seven years ago) link

yeah, just saw it happen again on the Talking Heads thread, but it worked properly on this one, let's see what happens after I post

sleeve, Thursday, 23 March 2017 14:37 (seven years ago) link

Same as Sleeve, w/ all my bookmarks.

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 23 March 2017 14:38 (seven years ago) link

refreshed properly that time, no link visible

sleeve, Thursday, 23 March 2017 14:38 (seven years ago) link

however, it does seem to load the whole thread now whereas before I think it just reloaded whatever had been posted since your previous bookmark?

sleeve, Thursday, 23 March 2017 14:39 (seven years ago) link

Have also had to tick Request Desktop Site since css change. Wondered if it was a way to persuade android users to use the Flagging app tbh.

Colonel Poo, Thursday, 23 March 2017 14:53 (seven years ago) link

OK now I click "Bookmark" and still see the link up top (shrug)

sleeve, Thursday, 23 March 2017 14:58 (seven years ago) link

I haven't changed anything about the bookmarking behaviour; I wonder why that's changed. Will see what I can figure out.

stet, Thursday, 23 March 2017 14:59 (seven years ago) link

haha that time it went away!

thanks for all your work, stet!

sleeve, Thursday, 23 March 2017 15:00 (seven years ago) link

Mine has a large right margin not left margin?

example (crüt), Thursday, 23 March 2017 15:12 (seven years ago) link

who is search back?

marcos, Thursday, 23 March 2017 15:15 (seven years ago) link

who whoa is search back?

marcos, Thursday, 23 March 2017 15:15 (seven years ago) link

i guess not

marcos, Thursday, 23 March 2017 15:16 (seven years ago) link

oh I see the problem with bookmarking; should be able to fix

stet, Thursday, 23 March 2017 15:21 (seven years ago) link

fixed!

stet, Thursday, 23 March 2017 22:09 (seven years ago) link

<3

sleeve, Thursday, 23 March 2017 22:19 (seven years ago) link

That was fast!

On the https stuff, does Zing use that now?

DJI, Thursday, 23 March 2017 22:59 (seven years ago) link

No, it'll need an update to use that. Working on it though

stet, Thursday, 23 March 2017 23:23 (seven years ago) link

Thank you!

DJI, Friday, 24 March 2017 00:56 (seven years ago) link

Is it possible whatever you did with bookmarks momentarily caused my bookmarks in Flagging to update?

Moodles, Friday, 24 March 2017 01:11 (seven years ago) link

my mobile site is still weirdly narrow

k3vin k., Friday, 24 March 2017 01:18 (seven years ago) link

Maybe there needs to be a mobile.css. hard to do though, without an editor on the phone.

koogs, Friday, 24 March 2017 07:48 (seven years ago) link

Hey guys, I can't post a question anywhere. Just me or a problem with the board? Getting poxy fule errors.

Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Saturday, 25 March 2017 16:02 (seven years ago) link

still narrow for me on iphone safari :(

also recent posts is down

k3vin k., Saturday, 25 March 2017 16:45 (seven years ago) link

i've put a new mobile css here http://www.koogy.clara.co.uk/mobile.css if keith / stet would like to add that to the list

changes:
body.margin-left and margin-right down from 3 to .5 em - main indent
blockquote.margin-left and margin-right set to 5px each (the default is 40px)
.mainblock.margin-right to .5em to match margin-left
.mainblock.padding-left down from 10px to 5px

(comments are within mainblock within body so they were getting doubly indented)

i've only looked at a thread with bookmarks and block quotes as those were the things that were bugging me the most. shout if i need to add anything else.

koogs, Saturday, 25 March 2017 18:05 (seven years ago) link

Thanks for doing this! Am on hols this week with 2G so will install when I get back

stet, Saturday, 25 March 2017 21:00 (seven years ago) link

Oh, but that's a per-account seeing, isn't it? So if I choose mobile.css that'll be what I see on the desktop too. Not great (not a disaster because it's only slightly smaller margins but... )

Maybe there's a way of switching based on attributes, so mobile.css changes are part of new.css and selected if screen width is below a certain size.

koogs, Saturday, 25 March 2017 22:43 (seven years ago) link

(I know you can do that, just didn't try it because I didn't think it was necessary)

(And whether it works everywhere is always a gotcha)

koogs, Saturday, 25 March 2017 22:45 (seven years ago) link

It's not per account - I use a different stylesheet on my phone than on my desktop - assume it's cookie-based?

Colonel Poo, Saturday, 25 March 2017 22:54 (seven years ago) link

Strange to say, when the main Search wasn't working, I could still access My Recent Posts. Now everything is Poxy Fuled. :-(

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 25 March 2017 23:13 (seven years ago) link

xp on my PC (WIn7, Firefox) there's a cookie called StyleSheet whose content is 'old.css' (the stylesheet I use).

well the bitter comes out better on a stolen Switch cartridge (snoball), Saturday, 25 March 2017 23:20 (seven years ago) link

xp I get Poxy Fuled now on both search and My Recent Posts, where the latter worked up until the day before yesterday.

well the bitter comes out better on a stolen Switch cartridge (snoball), Saturday, 25 March 2017 23:21 (seven years ago) link

so uh have we figured out why iPhone safari is narrow or what

k3vin k., Sunday, 26 March 2017 05:14 (seven years ago) link

because it's kind of annoying

k3vin k., Sunday, 26 March 2017 05:23 (seven years ago) link

Stet's on holiday.

DJI, Sunday, 26 March 2017 05:25 (seven years ago) link

Stetlock Holiday

And Run Into It And Blecch It (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 26 March 2017 05:52 (seven years ago) link

so that's a "post new question is down" for everybody then?

Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Sunday, 26 March 2017 15:27 (seven years ago) link

I can click on it and that screen comes up. Haven't tried actually posting yet. Does it say TURN BACK YOU POXY FULE when you do so?

And Run Into It And Blecch It (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 26 March 2017 15:29 (seven years ago) link

yep

Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Sunday, 26 March 2017 20:41 (seven years ago) link

Okay. I am about to try, before you can say...

And Run Into It And Blecch It (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 26 March 2017 20:47 (seven years ago) link

Turn Back You Poxy Fule

An error has occurred; please try again shortly

And Run Into It And Blecch It (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 26 March 2017 20:49 (seven years ago) link

this is a feature, not a bug. ILX is now sentient and has to pre-approve new threads

Neanderthal, Sunday, 26 March 2017 20:57 (seven years ago) link

so now you can't make regular threads, but you can make polls

sarahell, Sunday, 26 March 2017 21:14 (seven years ago) link

what a nightmare

mookieproof, Sunday, 26 March 2017 21:31 (seven years ago) link

SAD!

And Run Into It And Blecch It (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 26 March 2017 21:35 (seven years ago) link

no new threads are needed

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 26 March 2017 21:45 (seven years ago) link

The thing that hath been, it is that which shall be; and that which is done is that which shall be done: and there is no new thing under the sun.

And Run Into It And Blecch It (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 27 March 2017 00:12 (seven years ago) link

Ilx is dead

Long live ilx

F♯ A♯ (∞), Monday, 27 March 2017 00:20 (seven years ago) link

Oops! Sorry. Works now.

stet, Monday, 27 March 2017 05:56 (seven years ago) link

thank you!

sarahell, Monday, 27 March 2017 08:24 (seven years ago) link

gracias

Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Monday, 27 March 2017 17:45 (seven years ago) link

is there any way to not get these video ads even while logged in? They keep crashing my browser

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 13:33 (seven years ago) link

When you're seeing the ads, can you try opening the Preferences page and let me know if it comes up normally?

stet, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 13:39 (seven years ago) link

yes, it seems to come up normally

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 13:43 (seven years ago) link

https doesn't load stylesheet?

Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 15:26 (seven years ago) link

Would the mobile.css be coming any time soon?

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 15:30 (seven years ago) link

Not till I get back from holiday next week. Buy Zing.

stet, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 17:22 (seven years ago) link

Tombot: does for me, any browser unusualness?

stet, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 17:22 (seven years ago) link

yes massive browser unusualness since I posted that. having a great internet day over here in fact.

Since my https://badssl.com/ results are very different (and worse) on this machine than they were last week, I'm going to go ahead and assume my office is fucking with the middlebox

Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 18:14 (seven years ago) link

install the Stylish add-on to firefox and add the following css file

http://www.koogy.clara.co.uk/mobile.css

but i think it will be applied everywhere (see above for the changes)

koogs, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 20:05 (seven years ago) link

hi stet - ive been working on a silly project, its a blog that uses an ilx thread as its backend, im almost finished with it, just wanted to make sure it was cool with you, i was planning on releasing it into the wild in case anyone else wants to use it, which im sure they wont

its just a lil ruby script that scrapes a thread once an hour then tweaks it into blog form, i cn show u the c0de if u want

anyway let me know if that sounds ok with you

lag∞n, Friday, 31 March 2017 06:09 (seven years ago) link

Which thread

virginity simple (darraghmac), Friday, 31 March 2017 08:15 (seven years ago) link

Is it the rolling admin log o_O

Seems OK as an idea though. You could in theory do it all with an xslt too lol xslt

stet, Friday, 31 March 2017 11:44 (seven years ago) link

cool ha, its gonna require a new thread, u cant just use it on any existing thread cause i made it so a post with underlined text by the thread starter is what makes a new blog post, then the rest of the posts are comments, dont think theres anyway to really make that distinction besides putting something specific in the post, unless u wanted every post by the thread starter to be a new blog post, been testing it w this thread the most advanced blogging platform i have the main scraping/output functionality done i think but still have to do the css/scheduling/etc

lag∞n, Friday, 31 March 2017 14:27 (seven years ago) link

What happens if the underlined text isn't the first thing in the thread post?

Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Friday, 31 March 2017 15:13 (seven years ago) link

still a new blog post, i thought abt making it only work if it was the first thing but then decided to be lazy and say only use the <u> if u want a new blog post, might clean that up at some point idk

lag∞n, Friday, 31 March 2017 15:25 (seven years ago) link

the upside is in this innovative new platform u can have the title in the middle of a post!

lag∞n, Friday, 31 March 2017 15:26 (seven years ago) link

lol yes i just tested it and yes u cant put the title in the middle!

lag∞n, Friday, 31 March 2017 15:39 (seven years ago) link

lately i can't start threads on web ilx, can't post on zing, can't search (even My Recent Posts, which had worked while search was down)

anything i can do about any of these?

flopson, Friday, 31 March 2017 16:05 (seven years ago) link

Ur fpd

virginity simple (darraghmac), Friday, 31 March 2017 16:46 (seven years ago) link

ilx is slowly breaking

marcos, Friday, 31 March 2017 16:47 (seven years ago) link

save the women and children first!

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 31 March 2017 17:48 (seven years ago) link

can someone write a simple script that flagposts everyone in a thread

i n f i n i t y (∞), Friday, 31 March 2017 19:40 (seven years ago) link

flagpoll

mark s, Friday, 31 March 2017 19:42 (seven years ago) link

Test

i believe that (s)he is sincere (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 1 April 2017 02:47 (seven years ago) link

Right. Stet/keith or whoever is in charge of code these days, i am unable to post or logout when not on zing. Poxy fule issues. Help?

i believe that (s)he is sincere (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 1 April 2017 02:48 (seven years ago) link

This is why we have code freezes on Fridays...

koogs, Saturday, 1 April 2017 10:09 (seven years ago) link

test?

Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Saturday, 1 April 2017 14:01 (seven years ago) link

okay, just needed to clear cookies apparently.

Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Saturday, 1 April 2017 14:01 (seven years ago) link

forks did clearing cookies help you?

stet, Monday, 3 April 2017 11:36 (seven years ago) link

mobile.css now available

stet, Monday, 3 April 2017 11:47 (seven years ago) link

hmm pressing "preferences" when logged in just takes me to the login screen

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 3 April 2017 11:57 (seven years ago) link

A lot of these are the same bug -- the "remember me" hack is isn't quite working well. Try hitting "Site New Answers" and trying again

stet, Monday, 3 April 2017 12:03 (seven years ago) link

worked! 🤗

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 3 April 2017 12:14 (seven years ago) link

i've had to clear cookies a few times now. sort of kind of working i think? let's see if this posts.

Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Monday, 3 April 2017 17:40 (seven years ago) link

You could in theory do it all with an xslt too lol xslt

ha

just another (diamonddave85), Monday, 3 April 2017 17:55 (seven years ago) link

Test post from mobile.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 07:13 (seven years ago) link

nope, it didn't go through

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 13:36 (seven years ago) link

I'm seeing banner ads for my local pizza place when logged in (on IE - it's at work)

(±\ PLO;;;;;;; Style (sic), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 00:16 (seven years ago) link

oh shit, thanks for restoring the search function!

(now I'll just have to remember the 600 things of gross importance I intended to search for while the search function was down)

progge went a-courtin' (unregistered), Friday, 14 April 2017 22:50 (seven years ago) link

The banner ads thing should be fixed now; logout (and delete cookies) then log in again if still seeing them

stet, Sunday, 16 April 2017 00:15 (seven years ago) link

Has anyone spotted anything odd with the new mobile CSS? I'm pretty happy with it but there could be corners of the site I don't use that still look a bit odd.

(The space on the left is slightly wider than the space on the right but not enough to be worth updating the CSS for on its own)

koogs, Sunday, 16 April 2017 05:19 (seven years ago) link

So in HTML Playground the most recently updated thread seems to break something? I'm afraid to even c+p the name. Unicode was a mistake.

Uhura Mazda (lukas), Tuesday, 18 April 2017 00:42 (seven years ago) link

What does it break for you, in which browser? It has some right-to-left fun, but most modern browsers seem OK w/that

stet, Tuesday, 18 April 2017 09:50 (seven years ago) link

ha well it doesn't break in a *browser* per se, oh would you look at the time

Uhura Mazda (lukas), Tuesday, 18 April 2017 22:56 (seven years ago) link

Oh! Well zing works

stet, Tuesday, 18 April 2017 23:08 (seven years ago) link

haven't heard of it

Uhura Mazda (lukas), Wednesday, 19 April 2017 04:25 (seven years ago) link

i'm good being un-emoji'ed whenever it's convenient

a landlocked exclave (mh 😏), Wednesday, 19 April 2017 20:20 (seven years ago) link

Oh god it's money time again isn't it? To the counting house

stet, Wednesday, 19 April 2017 20:22 (seven years ago) link

surprised we don't have an endowment yet tbrr

Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Wednesday, 19 April 2017 20:22 (seven years ago) link

How I wish we had image upload

serious about the money? Can throw some sheckels in

calstars, Wednesday, 19 April 2017 20:25 (seven years ago) link

I'm working (slowly) on image upload.

I need to do some sums on the money. Amazon has discontinued the type of server we're on, so I'll need to figure out what's next

stet, Wednesday, 19 April 2017 21:33 (seven years ago) link

am i wrong in saying that when you open the board up for donations, you make low expectation limits within 24 hours? Seems like we could aim a bit higher with no issues.

Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Thursday, 20 April 2017 03:01 (seven years ago) link

I have always appreciated that the site elders are justifiably cautious about golden goosism.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 20 April 2017 09:31 (seven years ago) link

I will vote for DJP for Prez on the condition that he creates the Office of the Cookie Pimp

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 April 2017 17:50 (seven years ago) link

The real question on fundraising is whether they'll ever hand out gold stars again.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 20 April 2017 17:53 (seven years ago) link

Neanderthal I think your post belonged on the Chapo Trap House thread but it works just fine here as well.

Stet, can you make it happen?

El Tomboto, Thursday, 20 April 2017 17:59 (seven years ago) link

xp I've abused mine, the system is over

a landlocked exclave (mh 😏), Thursday, 20 April 2017 18:41 (seven years ago) link

twitter links are not showing up as hyperlinks

k3vin k., Monday, 24 April 2017 21:30 (six years ago) link

Hey, guys, I noticed this twice today: I had multiple YouTube embed links in a post, I posted, and then everything after that initial YouTube link disappeared from the final post. Just thought you should know if you didn't already.

Crackers and Snacks (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 17:17 (six years ago) link

Yep, both problems are related. I'll fix it asap

stet, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 20:40 (six years ago) link

thanks!

k3vin k., Tuesday, 25 April 2017 20:46 (six years ago) link

So the problem I noted two posts back, it looks like it's related to whether you have images turned on or not. With images on, all of the YouTube embeds in a post appear, but with images off, the tail end of the post disappears after the first YouTube link. Hope that's helpful.

How many gigabyte is in trilobites (Old Lunch), Friday, 28 April 2017 12:26 (six years ago) link

not sure if this is an ilx issue or a browser issue but my ilx login and stylesheet cookies aren't working in microsoft edge - i have to login again every time i restart the browser. cookies working fine on all the other sites i use regularly.

ciderpress, Sunday, 30 April 2017 23:23 (six years ago) link

So the problem I noted two posts back, it looks like it's related to whether you have images turned on or not. With images on, all of the YouTube embeds in a post appear, but with images off, the tail end of the post disappears after the first YouTube link. Hope that's helpful.

― How many gigabyte is in trilobites (Old Lunch), Friday, April 28, 2017 8:26 AM (two days ago)

I noticed a while back that if a post includes both a youtube embed and a quote box, the quoted text disappears when you turn images off (but regular text is unaffected). I assume this is a related issue.

A funny thing happens when you turn images off...

the baby grew up to be a secessful kid (unregistered), Sunday, 30 April 2017 23:33 (six years ago) link

Fixed! And hopefully tweets should now embed properly too.

stet, Tuesday, 2 May 2017 17:25 (six years ago) link

how does Theresa May manage to look so constantly annoyed, I mean she's eating chips there, chips are happy food, come on pic.twitter.com/7S7y9rkq3h

— Marie Le Conte (@youngvulgarian) May 2, 2017

stet, Tuesday, 2 May 2017 17:30 (six years ago) link

hahaha

thanks, stet!

HONOR THE FYRE (sleeve), Tuesday, 2 May 2017 17:32 (six years ago) link

CHEER UP MISSUS

koogs, Tuesday, 2 May 2017 17:34 (six years ago) link

nice work

Nhex, Tuesday, 2 May 2017 21:16 (six years ago) link

fp

s'rong, unstable (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 May 2017 22:44 (six years ago) link

tweets are a fucking shambles on Zing

(±\ PLO;;;;;;; Style (sic), Wednesday, 3 May 2017 00:00 (six years ago) link

they open fine if you tap the post

early morning reverse rumplestiltskin rage (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 3 May 2017 00:42 (six years ago) link

and twist the app

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/80HrR1OvLTo/hqdefault.jpg

(±\ PLO;;;;;;; Style (sic), Wednesday, 3 May 2017 00:59 (six years ago) link

There's a Zing update in review w/Apple

stet, Wednesday, 3 May 2017 06:55 (six years ago) link

isnt the https fix/embed going to work with tweets posted before yesterday?

Show Images (and other embedded media, like videos and Tweets)

this needs separating up more than ever now; most of the time i've only ever wanted just images and no youtubes, etc

r|t|c, Wednesday, 3 May 2017 10:48 (six years ago) link

Has anyone spotted anything odd with the new mobile CSS? I'm pretty happy with it but there could be corners of the site I don't use that still look a bit odd.

(The space on the left is slightly wider than the space on the right but not enough to be worth updating the CSS for on its own)

― koogs, Sunday, 16 April 2017 06:19 Bookmark

can youtube embeds be forced to a smaller size? they break the right margin for me as is

css otherwise great though tyvm. (always thought i wanted an ilx android app but turns out it's simply intolerable not being able to see who bumped a thread)

r|t|c, Wednesday, 3 May 2017 10:54 (six years ago) link

isnt the https fix/embed going to work with tweets posted before yesterday?

No, it's different from the other embeds -- for every posted Tweet you need to make a call to Twitter's API to get a bespoke embed code. So it only takes effect on tweets posted from now on. I could think about a batch historical job, though.

this needs separating up more than ever now; most of the time i've only ever wanted just images and no youtubes, etc

That could be doable, I think. Will take a look.

stet, Wednesday, 3 May 2017 11:27 (six years ago) link

Fixed! And hopefully tweets should now embed properly too.

― stet, Tuesday, May 2, 2017 1:25 PM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

loving these thx!

lag∞n, Thursday, 4 May 2017 17:57 (six years ago) link

yeah this is a great development kudos

Spottie, Thursday, 4 May 2017 17:58 (six years ago) link

tweets looking pretty good!

and thanks for the demotion from smirking emoji

a landlocked exclave (mh), Thursday, 4 May 2017 18:00 (six years ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Thursday, 4 May 2017 18:01 (six years ago) link

one thing I like about the way Zing displays boards instead of the real site is leaving out the "Last updated on..." headers before threads older than a day.

your cognitive privilege (El Tomboto), Thursday, 4 May 2017 18:22 (six years ago) link

> can youtube embeds be forced to a smaller size?

um, i see what you mean. youtube videos are within an iframe with an explicit width and height. i can force the width to be 100% easily enough (or 90% or whatever) but can't yet find a way of maintaining the aspect ratio. maybe the aspect ratio is fixed anyway? (all the ones i've looked at are width="560" height="315", 16:9, but that doesn't help, i don't think)

koogs, Thursday, 4 May 2017 20:28 (six years ago) link

I’m on 77 now, but it’s not showing up in Site New Answers despite being configured to do so?

the ghost of markers, Sunday, 7 May 2017 19:01 (six years ago) link

wb dude <3

On Some Faraday Beach (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 7 May 2017 19:42 (six years ago) link

embedded tweets are awesome, thanks stet!

call all destroyer, Sunday, 7 May 2017 19:49 (six years ago) link

xpost Thank you, LBI! <3

the ghost of markers, Sunday, 7 May 2017 20:00 (six years ago) link

i did not realise you had been away but wb

spud called maris (darraghmac), Sunday, 7 May 2017 20:01 (six years ago) link

Uh, so I just posted to a 77 thread, and now that thread shows up on SNA, but no other threads from 77 are there. Perhaps the other threads have just been inactive for long enough for them to fall off SNA.

the ghost of markers, Sunday, 7 May 2017 20:02 (six years ago) link

xpost Thanks homie.

the ghost of markers, Sunday, 7 May 2017 20:02 (six years ago) link

For awhile now bookmarks haven't worked (aren't updasted) when I'm on www.ilxor.com. When I remove the wwww. part they do work. Just fyi.

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 19 May 2017 20:02 (six years ago) link

when i open a thread that has some images in it, why does the thread open at the images instead of the most recent post? e.g. i open the us politics thread and it keeps opening at the belle and sebastian image w/ the two trump ladies even though there a bunch of posts after that

marcos, Thursday, 25 May 2017 18:42 (six years ago) link

I've had the same problem for years, just went with "forget it, jake, it's chinatown."

20-lol pileup (WilliamC), Thursday, 25 May 2017 19:43 (six years ago) link

Firefox is reporting the site as insecure all of a sudden? seems to have just happened.

sleeve, Thursday, 1 June 2017 16:45 (six years ago) link

just renewing the certs; should be OK now

stet, Thursday, 1 June 2017 16:54 (six years ago) link

ah thx

sleeve, Thursday, 1 June 2017 16:55 (six years ago) link

i've gotten logged out 2 times since the certs were updated, is this gonna be a thing?

call all destroyer, Friday, 2 June 2017 02:55 (six years ago) link

On the same browser and computer?

stet, Friday, 2 June 2017 07:13 (six years ago) link

I had this thread bookmarked: https://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=41&threadid=105785&action=showall&bookmarkedmessageid=6338014 (one of the many AG Manchester threads) but when I try to load it to remove the bookmark I get the "This thread does not appear to exist. If you had it bookmarked, perhaps the thread has been moved to another board" alert. Just want to delete the bookmark at this point.

Elvis Telecom, Friday, 2 June 2017 07:21 (six years ago) link

You should be able to delete it from the Bookmarks page

stet, Friday, 2 June 2017 07:24 (six years ago) link

btw we appreciate ur work ty stet

tha frash prance (alomar lines), Saturday, 3 June 2017 04:24 (six years ago) link

Thanks stet!

Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 3 June 2017 04:27 (six years ago) link

Thanks!

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 3 June 2017 09:28 (six years ago) link

I've now made http mandatory; let me know if anyone experiences any issues w/this

stet, Monday, 5 June 2017 11:28 (six years ago) link

https even

stet, Monday, 5 June 2017 11:28 (six years ago) link

note to killfile users: you will need to update the script to add https

(phew, for a minute I thought killfile was broken)

droit au butt (Euler), Monday, 5 June 2017 12:15 (six years ago) link

thanking u for this important technical update

mh, Monday, 5 June 2017 13:54 (six years ago) link

xp aaah thanks

sleeve, Monday, 5 June 2017 13:57 (six years ago) link

Theresa May will not be happy.

koogs, Monday, 5 June 2017 14:20 (six years ago) link

thanks euler

did the pic.twitter.com links in embedded tweets stop embedding on both the website and IN ZING? or were they always things you had to click?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 9 June 2017 19:26 (six years ago) link

I didn't change anything, I think it's something Twitter-side

stet, Friday, 9 June 2017 19:53 (six years ago) link

seeing them embedded on my desktop (Chrome/Win10) fwiw

sleeve, Friday, 9 June 2017 19:56 (six years ago) link

oh looks like I did mess up after all (stupid git). Should be working again now

stet, Monday, 12 June 2017 11:47 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

Search not working past few days?

Or just me

jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Friday, 28 July 2017 13:35 (six years ago) link

i dunno how u expect stet to know whether you've been working or not for the past few days tbh

the shape of a hot willie lumpkin (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 28 July 2017 13:37 (six years ago) link

Fair

Note: possibly working but quite slow. I'm on phone also not patient.

jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Friday, 28 July 2017 13:38 (six years ago) link

found it slow and intermittent earlier this week so probably not just you. ilx has a few issues on my phone tbf (Chrome browser)

put your hands on the car and get ready to die (Noodle Vague), Friday, 28 July 2017 13:39 (six years ago) link

Index looks like it's up to date, at least

http://i.imgur.com/Cdz6mGh.png

stet, Friday, 28 July 2017 13:52 (six years ago) link

Had no probs whatsoever. Were you perhaps searching shirtless deems?

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 28 July 2017 14:26 (six years ago) link

Sir i was not

Stet, it seems particularly exacerbated if I search for a phrase in quotes rather than a single word. may be nothing more a combination of being in a bad area of coverage in work and the extra complexity of such a search?

jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Friday, 28 July 2017 14:42 (six years ago) link

lol LBI

brimstead, Friday, 28 July 2017 15:07 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Hey guys, I'm guessing there are updates afoot as I've been forcibly logged out a couple times this morning. Just wanted to let you know: I have images turned off in my preferences but they are currently showing up in threads anyway.

Say, I Heard You Had a Quarrel With Your Best Girl (Old Lunch), Thursday, 17 August 2017 14:27 (six years ago) link

Or possibly only tweets are displaying?

Say, I Heard You Had a Quarrel With Your Best Girl (Old Lunch), Thursday, 17 August 2017 14:28 (six years ago) link

I've been getting site can't be reached errors a bunch today

Moodles, Thursday, 17 August 2017 14:29 (six years ago) link

Yes, rolling out some updates today. I seem to have introduced a bug where logged-in users with images off still see tweets, but I can't see where! Will take another look this evening

stet, Thursday, 17 August 2017 16:17 (six years ago) link

put it on github and make the complainer do a pull request imo

mh, Thursday, 17 August 2017 16:52 (six years ago) link

lol OTM

this iphone speaks many languages (DJP), Thursday, 17 August 2017 17:04 (six years ago) link

that should be fixed now

stet, Thursday, 17 August 2017 19:28 (six years ago) link

I have Show Images on, but I never see pictures from embedded tweets, just a link to pic.twitter.com. Is this a bug or by design?

ArchCarrier, Friday, 18 August 2017 07:18 (six years ago) link

I think that's a Twitter thing — there's some setting on their site that affects it. Also some AdBlock can interfere with them too.

stet, Friday, 18 August 2017 17:24 (six years ago) link

Ah yes, uBlock Origin was blocking all third-party domains. Now I see not just the images, but the entire tweet in Twitter-style. Thanks!

ArchCarrier, Friday, 18 August 2017 17:43 (six years ago) link

Am I genuinely the only person for whom search is more broken than not?

jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Monday, 21 August 2017 23:31 (six years ago) link

I'm getting a broken search on "Excelsior" in Titles in I Love Everything atm. Just spins its wheels.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 22 August 2017 17:54 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

Blog View has been fixed for a while now and I just wanted to say thanks.

WilliamC, Friday, 6 October 2017 21:24 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

can't verify what the offending problem is with the site cert from work because we have a dumb corporate proxy that intercepts the real cert

but others have mentioned, cert prob

mh, Monday, 30 October 2017 15:06 (six years ago) link

fixed now

stet, Monday, 30 October 2017 15:08 (six years ago) link

or should be

stet, Monday, 30 October 2017 15:08 (six years ago) link

all good here, fyi

mh, Monday, 30 October 2017 15:08 (six years ago) link

Got an alert about certificates about 20 minutes ago but all good now

badg, Monday, 30 October 2017 15:10 (six years ago) link

what is next.ilxor.com, the pepsi of ilx?

mh, Monday, 30 October 2017 15:12 (six years ago) link

it was the domain I was using to access the site while the old server was still large/in charge

stet, Monday, 30 October 2017 15:13 (six years ago) link

so do we have this business on github or anything now, the old google code one is long gone

mh, Monday, 30 October 2017 15:15 (six years ago) link

I need a partially sharded instance in the american midwest now that it's a little laggy

mh, Monday, 30 October 2017 15:15 (six years ago) link

Is it a little laggy? Damn. Boy howdy is it quick in BRITISHES

stet, Monday, 30 October 2017 15:17 (six years ago) link

i want to port it to serverless

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 30 October 2017 15:18 (six years ago) link

lol

mh, Monday, 30 October 2017 15:19 (six years ago) link

only lagginess i'm noticing is when i visit the site for the first time and get the 'hi tracer' page.

Mordy, Monday, 30 October 2017 16:36 (six years ago) link

can we get the www redirect set up at the DNS level? i am a busy man.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 30 October 2017 16:39 (six years ago) link

can we have an image host

lag∞n, Monday, 30 October 2017 16:40 (six years ago) link

http://cocaine.yoga

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 30 October 2017 16:41 (six years ago) link

u mean drugs.yoga

mh, Monday, 30 October 2017 16:42 (six years ago) link

maybe someday I'll do something with that other than parking a gif of stevie d, hard to say

mh, Monday, 30 October 2017 16:43 (six years ago) link

ilx dank meme stash hehe

lag∞n, Monday, 30 October 2017 16:45 (six years ago) link

need somewhere to store my voluminous library of ned nudes

lag∞n, Monday, 30 October 2017 16:45 (six years ago) link

only lagginess i'm noticing is when i visit the site for the first time and get the 'hi tracer' page.

― Mordy, Monday, October 30, 2017 4:36 PM (forty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol the page should actually say "hi tracer"

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 30 October 2017 17:21 (six years ago) link

Ahem

stet, Monday, 30 October 2017 17:24 (six years ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Monday, 30 October 2017 17:28 (six years ago) link

HAHAHAHAHAHA

stet i kiss you!!!!!!! hahahaa

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 30 October 2017 18:19 (six years ago) link

can we get the www redirect set up at the DNS level? i am a busy man.

Hang on, is that possible? I have redirects like "ilm.ilxor.com" set up at DNS level, but they swallow all the sub-paths, so if I did it on www I'd lose all the other URLs, no?

stet, Monday, 30 October 2017 20:36 (six years ago) link

is it behind a reverse proxy/load balancer? that's where I'd set up the forward, imo. not sure why there's a transition page

mh, Monday, 30 October 2017 20:47 (six years ago) link

It was originally there (it’s been there for years) so that I could redirect without forcing a particular domain choice. But I guess I can do that in htaccess

stet, Monday, 30 October 2017 21:38 (six years ago) link

you can set up bare to www or www to bare (with CNAME's iirc, but it's been a while).

i'm not sure i understand the setup here, but i don't see why having other top-level names (ilm etc.) would change things.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 30 October 2017 22:33 (six years ago) link

No no no don’t use CNAME for that

El Tomboto, Monday, 30 October 2017 22:43 (six years ago) link

lads

mookieproof, Monday, 30 October 2017 22:53 (six years ago) link

two months pass...

This a small thing in the greater ilx scheme of things, but if it is simple to fix I would be very appreciative:

I had bookmarked the "have you ever masturbated in front of a woman thread," which I came to regret several posts later but failed to remove the bookmark before the thread was poofed. So the thread title still shows up in my bookmarks. The thread gave me the creeps and seeing the title every time I open ILX kinda sucks for me. I can certainly deal with it if the fix is a pain in the ass, but if it is a quick and simple thing, I'd love for you to remove this ghost of poorly formed threads past.

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 31 December 2017 16:23 (six years ago) link

does checking the box next to it in bookmarks and hitting remove not kill it?

I’m trying to test but not sure if I have any killed threads in mine

mh, Sunday, 31 December 2017 21:11 (six years ago) link

I had that shameful issue too, but somehow I got rid of it.

Jeff, Sunday, 31 December 2017 21:42 (six years ago) link

In all my years in the post-bookmark era, I had never actually visited the bookmarks controller page! I thought bookmarks only existed at the top of SNA!

This is clearly my most stunning discovery of 2017. Thanking u mh!

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 31 December 2017 23:19 (six years ago) link

also lol that Jeff of all totally good dudes also had the secret shame

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 31 December 2017 23:20 (six years ago) link

you can save a copy of the page as a backup and then clear all bookmarks as a cleansing new year tradition

mh, Sunday, 31 December 2017 23:28 (six years ago) link

it's actually a bizarre review to look at all of those bookmarks that stacked up over--how many years since bookmarks became a thing?

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 31 December 2017 23:31 (six years ago) link

sna loads when you press 's'. i just noticed this.

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 22:02 (six years ago) link

nice easter egg there!

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 22:04 (six years ago) link

CHANGELOG

WilliamC, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 22:06 (six years ago) link

whoa, i didn't see that thread. thanks!

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 22:10 (six years ago) link

Has ilx been having loading problems for anyone else yesterday and especially today?

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 11 January 2018 22:51 (six years ago) link

Yes

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Thursday, 11 January 2018 23:00 (six years ago) link

The hosts are doing all sorts of Meltdown work right now, I’m sure that’s the cause

stet, Thursday, 11 January 2018 23:03 (six years ago) link

Acceptable!

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Thursday, 11 January 2018 23:47 (six years ago) link

I hosted some ppl Christmas day and had similar reaction tbh

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Thursday, 11 January 2018 23:47 (six years ago) link

Wait

You're presuming this isn't just what performance is gonna be like post-patching.....

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Thursday, 11 January 2018 23:48 (six years ago) link

too l8 i have already hacked the site

lag∞n, Thursday, 11 January 2018 23:49 (six years ago) link

O that always ends well

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Thursday, 11 January 2018 23:50 (six years ago) link

I was running kodakcoin mining on the northern europe server, sorry guys

mh, Thursday, 11 January 2018 23:51 (six years ago) link

my first act will be to add a like button to every post and give myself 69 likes

lag∞n, Thursday, 11 January 2018 23:52 (six years ago) link

The only real digital currency

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Thursday, 11 January 2018 23:57 (six years ago) link

also 69 ilxcoins

lag∞n, Friday, 12 January 2018 00:00 (six years ago) link

Peaked some years back

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Friday, 12 January 2018 00:05 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Here's a bug:

When you follow the link in this message to the other thread:

rolling twee/indiepop 2k18: sweaters never go out of style

...that thread will load from "ilxor.com" not "www.ilxor.com" which will mean user cookies won't load and login won't work.

Somehow, the redirect to 'www.ilxor.com' didn't happen.

fajita seas, Monday, 29 January 2018 03:11 (six years ago) link

Yeah, that's a known thing -- it just means the person who posted the link is on ilxor.com -- we don't try to redirect those (though probably should tbh)

stet, Monday, 29 January 2018 10:32 (six years ago) link

hai

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 29 January 2018 10:46 (six years ago) link

just use relative links, leave the hostname out of the url.

koogs, Monday, 29 January 2018 13:14 (six years ago) link

(ilx should when it creates the link, not the individual posters)

koogs, Monday, 29 January 2018 13:15 (six years ago) link

this isn't a big deal, but any idea why this image shows up even if you have images off (or are logged out)?

RW Fassbinder: C/D, S/D, Y/DA-Y/DA

Screamin' Jay Gould (The Yellow Kid), Tuesday, 30 January 2018 01:51 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Is the Haim thread broke?

Won't seem to let me post on it

HAIM&

groovypanda, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 21:48 (six years ago) link

works for me, job done, jacket on

stet, Thursday, 22 February 2018 10:46 (six years ago) link

hey s/koiicoctd,
would it be at all quick/easy to make the new-ish keyboard shortcuts toggleable in preferences? they brick my type-ahead find :/ of course nbd if not easy to do, appreciate y'all!

sleepingbag, Thursday, 1 March 2018 00:40 (six years ago) link

Getting a warning from browser when attempting to open pass/agg notes fyi

Gannsdeen.com the culprit iirc

Finn T Buoty (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 March 2018 00:58 (six years ago) link

gannsdone

mod, Thursday, 1 March 2018 01:11 (six years ago) link

Link?

Finn T Buoty (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 March 2018 01:23 (six years ago) link

I'll take a look, sleepingbag. For now, does typing / first help?

stet, Thursday, 1 March 2018 19:46 (six years ago) link

nah, typing / doesn't work. this isn't a big deal really i don't know why i asked :/ my forums experience is overall a+ great. i'd say don't sweat it unless it's literally like one-click easy. thank you!

sleepingbag, Thursday, 1 March 2018 20:31 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

I get poxy fule error when I post Twitter links in my phone's chrome browser. Don't get this on other devices.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Saturday, 14 April 2018 19:09 (six years ago) link

Nevermind, figured it out. The Twitter app on my phone adds some extra characters to its tweet links that ILX doesn't like. Deleted them and post worked.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Saturday, 14 April 2018 19:13 (six years ago) link

^ thanks for that, you've solved the same problem for me

the salacious inaudible (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 15 April 2018 21:12 (six years ago) link

i keep getting broken image links (firefox, linux, probably others) usually embeds from twitter and imgur. the src looks ok and the link works when clicked on but it doesn't show up inline.

here's one (twitter):

the day after the deadline: can the union survive brexit and other deep questions

here's another (imgur):

bear say hi to me

koogs, Monday, 16 April 2018 19:02 (six years ago) link

the bear say hi to me imgur link posted by latham green is broken just because it points to an imgur album rather than an individual imgur image

Karl Malone, Monday, 16 April 2018 20:22 (six years ago) link

let's see...

https://i.imgur.com/l1tmlJP.jpg

koogs, Monday, 16 April 2018 20:40 (six years ago) link

(not sure i did that the way normal people do imgur pics)

koogs, Monday, 16 April 2018 20:44 (six years ago) link

that should be the standard ilx “server is down bear with us” page

karl wallogina (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 16 April 2018 23:05 (six years ago) link

ilx it, pursued by a bear

Made in the Shadow Blaster (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 17 April 2018 02:00 (six years ago) link

why does the site show up as "Not Secure" in the searchbar? Using Chrome btw.

Heavy Messages (jed_), Friday, 20 April 2018 18:22 (six years ago) link

oh, it's not any more.

Heavy Messages (jed_), Friday, 20 April 2018 18:43 (six years ago) link

It'll do that if you visit a page which has an image posted that is hosted on an http site

stet, Friday, 20 April 2018 19:30 (six years ago) link

ah, i see.

Heavy Messages (jed_), Friday, 20 April 2018 19:51 (six years ago) link

this has probably been asked 000's of times but...

what order are my bookmarks in? it seems so random.

Heavy Messages (jed_), Friday, 27 April 2018 22:45 (five years ago) link

I'm afraid it was over ten years ago I did it and I can't remember. My immediate reaction was that it would be coming out just exactly as it's stored in the database, but that's ordered by message board and then by the thread ID (just in order of the thread age), but they're not showing like that, so not sure. I could go back and look at the code, but if it's okay with you C, I can't be arsed at the moment.

UPDATE: I have just been arsed, and it gets the stuff from the database, which would be ordered by message board, but it then sticks them in to a hash table, which means that it's pretty much indeterminate what order they will be read out from.

Keith, Monday, 30 April 2018 22:19 (five years ago) link

If I'd stuck them in a list, rather than a hash table, then they would have come out in the same order as the database. It's that it is a hash table that makes it pretty much random. Can't remember why I did it that way, but there was most likely a reason, just lost in the mists of time and I really can't be arsed going and figured out why.

Keith, Monday, 30 April 2018 22:23 (five years ago) link

linkedhashmap would work, eh

mh, Monday, 30 April 2018 23:14 (five years ago) link

so much arsing

mookieproof, Monday, 30 April 2018 23:37 (five years ago) link

haha! thanks Keith! Now I can forget about it rather than trying to make sense of it.

Heavy Messages (jed_), Tuesday, 1 May 2018 00:45 (five years ago) link

I’ve done the exact same thing in programming tbh

mh, Tuesday, 1 May 2018 01:22 (five years ago) link

Yes, a LinkedHashMap would have done it, I guess, if I'd thought about ordering at all at the time, although I would also have had to beam eight years forward in time to bring it back to 2006 when I wrote it.

Keith, Thursday, 3 May 2018 22:30 (five years ago) link

Keith otm

Abbatari Teenage Riot (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 4 May 2018 01:02 (five years ago) link

hmm yes true

mh, Friday, 4 May 2018 01:35 (five years ago) link

i'm having problems posting to the weinstein thread - did i get threadbanned or... ?

maura, Saturday, 5 May 2018 17:18 (five years ago) link

three months pass...

so for awhile now i've been getting poxy fuled anytime i click on a link in a thread to another message or thread on ILX. specifically it takes me to a poxy fule page where i'm no longer logged in.

any idea why this might be occurring? i was going to try to clear my history and cache or w/e but preferred not to if i could avoid it.

omar little, Tuesday, 28 August 2018 18:18 (five years ago) link

ilxor.com / www.ilxor.com?

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 28 August 2018 18:54 (five years ago) link

that did it -- Andrew you're a lifesaver

omar little, Tuesday, 28 August 2018 19:58 (five years ago) link

two months pass...

Sorry for downtime; back now

stet, Friday, 2 November 2018 11:41 (five years ago) link

as always thanks for the work stet

lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Friday, 2 November 2018 11:48 (five years ago) link

^^^^ many thanks

WmC, Friday, 2 November 2018 11:50 (five years ago) link

Stet=best

self (alomar lines), Friday, 2 November 2018 11:58 (five years ago) link

Yer a star. The absence made my heart grow fonder as I realised how this place was the only thing keeping me sane on dull Fridays at work.

You (bleeping) need me. You can't Finn without me (fionnland), Friday, 2 November 2018 12:41 (five years ago) link

thank you stet

Hunt3r, Friday, 2 November 2018 12:42 (five years ago) link

blessig u stet

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 2 November 2018 12:54 (five years ago) link

thanks, stet

is there still a sandbox or a version thereof for when this happens?

rip van wanko, Friday, 2 November 2018 13:11 (five years ago) link

who da man? stet da man!

StanM, Friday, 2 November 2018 13:51 (five years ago) link

if there was a prize for most times you fruitlessly went to ilxor.com AGAIN during the outage from sheer muscle memory i think i would win it

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 2 November 2018 14:13 (five years ago) link

There is a sandbox, but it's hosted on the same box for cheapness reasons so it went down too. I did eventually remember to post a note at status.ilxor.com tho

stet, Friday, 2 November 2018 14:22 (five years ago) link

I kiss you stet

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Friday, 2 November 2018 14:47 (five years ago) link

PLZ TO MAINTAIN 5 NINES AVAILABILITY

Keith, Friday, 2 November 2018 22:44 (five years ago) link

has the fiddly bit that brings you to the first unread post in a previously visited thread broke

its been opening threads a good few pages up for me the past few days

unproven (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 November 2018 00:23 (five years ago) link

also the little blobs that let you choose when voting in a poll have vanished for me (in chrome)

this doesn't matter as polls are bad (and you should feel bad) but they're also not working in the search function when you choose thread or post

mark s, Thursday, 8 November 2018 00:27 (five years ago) link

great another non voter lecturing us

unproven (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 November 2018 00:30 (five years ago) link

if polls improved ilx they'd be illegal

mark s, Thursday, 8 November 2018 00:31 (five years ago) link

little blobs still not visible

is it bcz i upgraded to macOS MOHAVE on monday in which case may 'oumuamua return and rain death on us all

mark s, Thursday, 8 November 2018 16:43 (five years ago) link

(sorry that was a turning-off-and-on-again-doesn't-work type report, not a why-hell-not-sorted-yet type whine)

mark s, Thursday, 8 November 2018 16:45 (five years ago) link

SHOW 👏 US 👏 MARK’S 👏 BLOBS 👏

i want donald duck to scream into my dick (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 8 November 2018 16:54 (five years ago) link

Blobgate

brokenshire (jed_), Thursday, 8 November 2018 16:56 (five years ago) link

which browser, mark? and which style sheet? (as in the 'I Want to Change the Way The Site Looks...' option in preferences)

koogs, Thursday, 8 November 2018 17:44 (five years ago) link

(they are called 'radio buttons' btw, because they work the way old radios worked - you can only have one button pressed at a time)

koogs, Thursday, 8 November 2018 17:45 (five years ago) link

browser chrome, style sheet new.css

(i choose to call them BLOBS bcz i am a poet and plus the only radio i ever loved had KNOBS aka DIALS, which you turned)

(also the BLOBS on the style sheet prefs page are in fact currently visible)

mark s, Thursday, 8 November 2018 17:53 (five years ago) link

The blob of a poet

coetzee.cx (wins), Thursday, 8 November 2018 18:04 (five years ago) link

I was watching an Imagine episode about David Hockney making a stained glass window for Westminster Abbey and he was talking about how we all see things differently and why we do. It made me think of Mark's blobs.

brokenshire (jed_), Friday, 9 November 2018 22:50 (five years ago) link

erm bloblessness this is still an issue for me, which makes the search function unuseable :(

mark s, Monday, 12 November 2018 16:08 (five years ago) link

i've realised that i can check how mine looks because don't have a working chrome login

you could try changing the stylesheet from new.css to something else, see if that helps (because it sounds like a css problem and that'll change the css).

koogs, Monday, 12 November 2018 16:13 (five years ago) link

i keep forgetting that style sheets exist

the idea that there are people out there viewing my handcrafted artisanal shitposts on anything other than new.css is... upsetting

I hope your face & dick gets ripped off by chimapzai (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 12 November 2018 16:17 (five years ago) link

It's not a CSS issue, I don't think. They're not showing correctly across all style sheets. I'll take a look.

stet, Monday, 12 November 2018 16:18 (five years ago) link

it's ok BG everyone skips them

mark s, Monday, 12 November 2018 17:21 (five years ago) link

the idea that people read ILX on anything other than old.css is so profoundly unsettling that i literally can't dwell on it for longer than a few moments because otherwise i'd have to come to terms with the fact that people whose posts i know and cherish are actually living - indeed, have been living this whole time - in an uncouth sans-serif shadow dimension

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 12 November 2018 18:47 (five years ago) link

wing ding ding tracer

unproven (darraghmac), Monday, 12 November 2018 18:57 (five years ago) link

wait new.css is san serif isn't it?

mark s, Monday, 12 November 2018 18:58 (five years ago) link

*horrible doubts yawn open at feet*

mark s, Monday, 12 November 2018 18:58 (five years ago) link

caek.css for life tbh

two Barongs don't make a Wight (Noodle Vague), Monday, 12 November 2018 19:03 (five years ago) link

yeah new.css is sans serif

I hope your face & dick gets ripped off by chimapzai (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 12 November 2018 19:12 (five years ago) link

i mean i'm looking right at it

mark s, Monday, 12 November 2018 19:16 (five years ago) link

Yeah, that's what Tracer is saying.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 12 November 2018 19:21 (five years ago) link

yes but what he is also saying is that ilx-as-was was a serif font -- and i once knew this and had entirely forgotten and it's like redpill me now baby i want to see the matrix-vat i'm wallowing in for one brief terrible moment before the horrow overwhelms me

mark s, Monday, 12 November 2018 19:30 (five years ago) link

The radio buttons work in Chrome for me, if this helps?

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 13 November 2018 05:41 (five years ago) link

(I honestly think I'm the only person who uses the "blobs", and not bookmarks)

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 13 November 2018 05:42 (five years ago) link

I am a blobs not bookmarks person

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 13 November 2018 06:24 (five years ago) link

dark.css seems to make clicked links black-on-black, at least on Firefox.

Siegbran, Tuesday, 13 November 2018 12:12 (five years ago) link

(correction, dark.css makes ILM topics black-on-black in the SNA view)

Siegbran, Tuesday, 13 November 2018 12:13 (five years ago) link

what are these... blobs? screenshots anyone?

niels, Tuesday, 13 November 2018 12:23 (five years ago) link

sadly no screenshot is possible as they have gone invisible hence the discussion

they render polls impossible (but this is good not bad) and also the search function, since you can't choose posts instead of threads to look through

mark s, Tuesday, 13 November 2018 12:30 (five years ago) link

aha, interesting...

niels, Tuesday, 13 November 2018 12:39 (five years ago) link

I think there are two different blobs being discussed:
- radio buttons that you use to make choices in polls and searches
- little circles at the start of thread titles on "new answers" pages that are either filled or not depending on if they contain unread messages based on your viewing history

Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Tuesday, 13 November 2018 12:58 (five years ago) link

the first of these are the BLOBS, the second just some old circles of no consequence to me whatever

mark s, Tuesday, 13 November 2018 13:09 (five years ago) link

Surely not JR Ewing Larry Hagman?
https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0068271/

StanM, Tuesday, 13 November 2018 13:16 (five years ago) link

Larry Hagman
Young Hobo

Soundcloud rap Larry was the best Larry.

Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Tuesday, 13 November 2018 17:59 (five years ago) link

Oh wait, we have been talking about different things then. Radio buttons are working fine; this must be something your end Mark

stet, Tuesday, 13 November 2018 19:29 (five years ago) link

ok lol like what

mark s, Tuesday, 13 November 2018 19:39 (five years ago) link

actually maybe it IS mojave:
https://lifehacker.com/how-to-fix-chromes-checkboxes-and-buttons-in-macos-moja-1827398550

mark s, Tuesday, 13 November 2018 19:41 (five years ago) link

did you embiggen the page?

brokenshire (jed_), Friday, 16 November 2018 22:17 (five years ago) link

https://www.dropbox.com/s/npvtagb5ys003st/File%2017-11-18%2C%2009%2052%2054.jpeg?raw=1

Assuming we are alll talking about the same things the blogs are the bullets next to the thread. They go hollow when a thread you have read before has new answer.

They are working for me.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Friday, 16 November 2018 22:56 (five years ago) link

everyone is using "blobs" to mean those, except for the person who started using the word blobs

Bing The Mighty Seat (sic), Friday, 16 November 2018 23:04 (five years ago) link

it's a good word and i'm not changing it, be the price eternal misunderstanding (also not being able to vote in polls which i don't care about)

mark s, Saturday, 17 November 2018 15:26 (five years ago) link

Did you try the extension, mark?

Does newer chrome fix this?

koogs, Saturday, 17 November 2018 15:50 (five years ago) link

haven't tried anything yet, will look into it in the next couple days

mark s, Saturday, 17 November 2018 18:06 (five years ago) link

you've a week until the autechre NTS3 poll finishes.

koogs, Saturday, 17 November 2018 18:50 (five years ago) link

The 2018 lists thread keeps showing up in my bookmarks under its original title ('The 2017 album lists thread').

ArchCarrier, Tuesday, 20 November 2018 19:58 (five years ago) link

yep, no way to fix that afaik

sleeve, Tuesday, 20 November 2018 20:33 (five years ago) link

Doesn't removing then adding the bookmark again fix it?

Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Wednesday, 21 November 2018 00:45 (five years ago) link

you can always spot the IT guy

old yeller-at-clouds (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 November 2018 01:08 (five years ago) link

xp no

sleeve, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 01:24 (five years ago) link

suggested extension does indeed fix this problem (sadly)

mark s, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 10:51 (five years ago) link


Grimes/Claire Boucher thread [Started by der dukatenscheisser (Sanpaku) in January 2012, last updated Thursday, 29 November 2018 12:18 by Matt DC on I Love Music] 68 new answers

This thread's broken on SNA - there is no Matt DC post and the blob stays on unread

Colonel Poo, Thursday, 29 November 2018 12:58 (five years ago) link

The solution is to take ILM off SNA, and unbookmark all ILM threads.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 29 November 2018 12:59 (five years ago) link

Matt has probably deleted his post to thread. Add another post, it’ll start working again

stet, Thursday, 29 November 2018 16:05 (five years ago) link

Hey guys, I'm not sure exactly what 'search by username' is doing atm but I can at least confirm that it's not searching by username.

all lite up and very romatic (Old Lunch), Monday, 3 December 2018 16:49 (five years ago) link

just searched for posts by you, and it worked.

Karl Malone, Monday, 3 December 2018 16:52 (five years ago) link

braver than the troops

We're in 2009—it's time to take risks, (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 3 December 2018 16:55 (five years ago) link

Weird. It's pulling seemingly random results for every name I try. Sometimes it'll pull a thread/post that includes a word from the user's name but most of the time I can't tell why I'm getting the results I'm getting.

all lite up and very romatic (Old Lunch), Monday, 3 December 2018 17:00 (five years ago) link

(NB, I am indeed using double quotes, to no avail.)

all lite up and very romatic (Old Lunch), Monday, 3 December 2018 17:02 (five years ago) link

want to send me the specifics of what you're searching? email in profile or ILXmail works too

stet, Monday, 3 December 2018 17:44 (five years ago) link

hey why are exclamation points ... showing up as periods

very legal and very cool (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 03:32 (five years ago) link

...

sleeve, Tuesday, 4 December 2018 04:08 (five years ago) link

...

sleeve, Tuesday, 4 December 2018 04:09 (five years ago) link

:O

sleeve, Tuesday, 4 December 2018 04:09 (five years ago) link

(PS Apparently my problem from earlier was specifically BECAUSE I was enclosing usernames in double quotes. No quotes and the search works fine. So it's all good. No idea what's up with the exclamation marks, though............)

all lite up and very romatic (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 04:17 (five years ago) link

it's a long-brewing anti-... agenda

sans lep (sic), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 05:22 (five years ago) link

nic offer? nick off, morelike

-stet, 2018

sans lep (sic), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 05:23 (five years ago) link

Oops❗️

stet, Tuesday, 4 December 2018 13:44 (five years ago) link

The "exclamation points turning to periods" thing is happening to me, too

underqualified backing vocalist (morrisp), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 18:56 (five years ago) link

Yeah, the substitution is there sitewide, but I don't know who put it there or why. I could remove it, but I want to know why it was created first. If it was just comedy modding, it can go.

WmC, Tuesday, 4 December 2018 19:00 (five years ago) link

I’ve removed it, I think!

stet, Tuesday, 4 December 2018 19:00 (five years ago) link

was it a comedy auto replace by some mod

lag∞n, Tuesday, 4 December 2018 19:16 (five years ago) link

?!?

lag∞n, Tuesday, 4 December 2018 19:16 (five years ago) link

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

WmC, Tuesday, 4 December 2018 19:44 (five years ago) link

!working

puppy bash (darraghmac), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 20:45 (five years ago) link

Just now upon refreshing the page most of the thread titles are suddenly bold...

Is it just me?

Evan, Wednesday, 5 December 2018 19:34 (five years ago) link

nah most titles are bold now for me too

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 5 December 2018 19:35 (five years ago) link

Oddly the boldness starts here, in the middle of a thread title and everything below is bold including the thread info that trails it:

listening as / work [Started by gaz (gaz) in January 2003, last updated four minutes ago by niels on I Love Music] 1 new answer

Evan, Wednesday, 5 December 2018 19:38 (five years ago) link

lol just about to ask

biliares now living will never buey (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 5 December 2018 19:38 (five years ago) link

aaargh it's spreading

biliares now living will never buey (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 5 December 2018 19:39 (five years ago) link

you can see the botched html code in the thread title if you open it

sleeve, Wednesday, 5 December 2018 19:44 (five years ago) link

my bad er bold

sarahell, Wednesday, 5 December 2018 19:44 (five years ago) link

Should be fixed now.

mod, Wednesday, 5 December 2018 20:07 (five years ago) link

yes

sarahell, Wednesday, 5 December 2018 20:09 (five years ago) link

system misses gaz

sans lep (sic), Wednesday, 5 December 2018 20:13 (five years ago) link

Reminds me of my classic bit where I deliberately revived a bunch of threads with bbcode errors to do that to sna, & changed my screen name to “italics mine”

Pierrot with a thousand farces (wins), Wednesday, 5 December 2018 20:14 (five years ago) link

you are my favorite ilxor, you know that, right?

sarahell, Wednesday, 5 December 2018 20:15 (five years ago) link

I did not and don’t believe it! I have had some classic bits tho for sure

Pierrot with a thousand farces (wins), Wednesday, 5 December 2018 20:30 (five years ago) link

remember whem you kept making search unusable you prick

puppy bash (darraghmac), Wednesday, 5 December 2018 22:12 (five years ago) link

lot of poxy fule errors for posts containing embedded tweets. no obvious pattern to it, but it's pretty common right now.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 10 December 2018 16:08 (five years ago) link

yeah das been happening for a while

lag∞n, Monday, 10 December 2018 16:18 (five years ago) link

it happened a lot and then it stopped and now it is happening again

(please use these exact words in the jira ticket stet)

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 10 December 2018 16:25 (five years ago) link

I see it in the logs and think I know what it is. If victims could please email me a link that isn't working for them that'd be great, thanks

stet, Monday, 10 December 2018 17:35 (five years ago) link

ilx always struck me as a solarwinds kinda joint

puppy bash (darraghmac), Monday, 10 December 2018 18:35 (five years ago) link

just sent you an ilxmail, stet

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 12 December 2018 21:06 (five years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Thank you! It's fixed now

stet, Friday, 4 January 2019 23:13 (five years ago) link

What happened to the board descriptions(?)

i stan corrected (morrisp), Tuesday, 8 January 2019 17:57 (five years ago) link

Huh, I see they show up on the Web; they've disappeared from Zing

i stan corrected (morrisp), Tuesday, 8 January 2019 18:04 (five years ago) link

If you go into settings on Zing and turn on snippets they'll reappear

stet, Tuesday, 8 January 2019 18:23 (five years ago) link

Ah, thanks!

i stan corrected (morrisp), Tuesday, 8 January 2019 18:32 (five years ago) link

five months pass...

hi I don’t like the “link” instead of permalink it’s too easy to misclick on “flag” if you are a man with very large hands and fingers such as myself

k3vin k., Monday, 1 July 2019 22:33 (four years ago) link

seem to be missing some spaces

https://i.imgur.com/b4XYZZU.png

lag∞n, Monday, 1 July 2019 22:36 (four years ago) link

Braggin 2012

xp

damarraghcas.jpg (darraghmac), Monday, 1 July 2019 22:36 (four years ago) link

should be better now

stet, Monday, 1 July 2019 23:50 (four years ago) link

I saw "link" show up and was shook to my core

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 00:02 (four years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtC6U8hOZTk

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 00:43 (four years ago) link

all crammed together again for me now on Macbook Pro/Firefox

Ambient Police (sleeve), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 01:21 (four years ago) link

Same browser? You might have an old copy saved. Try shift + reload

stet, Tuesday, 2 July 2019 06:53 (four years ago) link

Is this at the expense of stylesheets - the hard reload created the space but changed the fonts.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 2 July 2019 09:19 (four years ago) link

have the 'bookmark'/'flag'/'link' links changed to lowercase or am i losing my mind

coroner criticises butt (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 12:42 (four years ago) link

The two aren't mutually exclusive.

(they have)

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 12:45 (four years ago) link

same as andrew on old.css

i'll probably get used to it

mookieproof, Tuesday, 2 July 2019 13:25 (four years ago) link

well at least i can cross one potential manifestation of encroaching insanity off my list, cheers lbi

coroner criticises butt (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 13:25 (four years ago) link

Right back atcha dude <3

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 13:36 (four years ago) link

what to make of k3vin k.'s big hands?

☮ (peace, man), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 13:40 (four years ago) link

just imho, the new arrangement of those links is cleaner visually, but tougher functionally - they do seem to run together a bit.

Good morning, how are you, I'm (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 13:44 (four years ago) link

they should all be sPoNgEbOb CaSe imo

coroner criticises butt (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 13:45 (four years ago) link

stet/keith or whoever is in charge of code these days, make it so

coroner criticises butt (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 13:46 (four years ago) link

|\|0RM4N P|-|4Y.css

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 14:06 (four years ago) link

Is the original font on old.css gone for good?

Dan I., Tuesday, 2 July 2019 14:23 (four years ago) link

stet it looks fine now here at work, probably just the old browser thx

Ambient Police (sleeve), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 14:37 (four years ago) link

font on old.css seems to be georgia now; think it used to be times new roman (?)

mookieproof, Tuesday, 2 July 2019 14:42 (four years ago) link

can't figure out how to make this not look like crap on safari :/

Mordy, Tuesday, 2 July 2019 14:47 (four years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/ijPP47O.png

Mordy, Tuesday, 2 July 2019 14:48 (four years ago) link

What stylesheet are you using, Mordy?

stet, Tuesday, 2 July 2019 14:54 (four years ago) link

in caek.css this looks like one single bookmarkflaglink by the way

Rory end to the lowenbrow (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 14:56 (four years ago) link

i think the change from flag is a huge welcome from the tyranny of flag post

damarraghcas.jpg (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 14:59 (four years ago) link

shd've changed it to "this fucking guy" then

Rory end to the lowenbrow (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 15:00 (four years ago) link

wait that's not an upvote? oops

Ambient Police (sleeve), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 15:01 (four years ago) link

Bookmark ..... ogmor
flag ..... nixon twitter
link ...... alfred

pplains, Tuesday, 2 July 2019 15:03 (four years ago) link

Harsh on Dennis Perrin imo

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 15:04 (four years ago) link

i'm using style2 i think?

Mordy, Tuesday, 2 July 2019 15:40 (four years ago) link

bah Georgia was always MY lily-gilding technique for old.css, using my browser settings. can't believe i have to share this one true look with the rest of you heathen

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 16:05 (four years ago) link

i'm using style and am having the same prob as mordy ... i see "bookmarkflaglink" crammed together in v tiny font flushed all the way to the right of the page

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 2 July 2019 20:29 (four years ago) link

OK should be fixed on all of those listed. And 3270, because why not

stet, Tuesday, 2 July 2019 22:10 (four years ago) link

not fixed on mine

Mordy, Tuesday, 2 July 2019 22:12 (four years ago) link

yeah same

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 2 July 2019 22:12 (four years ago) link

tried shift refreshing as well

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 2 July 2019 22:13 (four years ago) link

If you go here can you tell me what it says in the "you are currently using style" line at the top?

stet, Tuesday, 2 July 2019 22:30 (four years ago) link

I'm seeing the issue, using keith.css

DJI, Tuesday, 2 July 2019 22:35 (four years ago) link

Fixed all the CSS now, including Keith. Apparently on Windows you need to hold CTRL and click refresh, so that might help too

stet, Tuesday, 2 July 2019 22:44 (four years ago) link

fwiw the font is still different on old.css

Colonel Poo, Tuesday, 2 July 2019 22:47 (four years ago) link

Yeah, that's intentional. I'm thinking about adding a separate font preference though

stet, Tuesday, 2 July 2019 22:48 (four years ago) link

Fixed it for me (on Win10, used shift-refresh to get it to work).

DJI, Tuesday, 2 July 2019 22:53 (four years ago) link

in caek.css this looks like one single bookmarkflaglink by the way

― Rory end to the lowenbrow (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, July 2, 2019 10:56 AM (eight hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

i use lagoon.css

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 23:56 (four years ago) link

this is still fucked up for me - using styles.css. i tried chrome + safari and both have the problem.

Mordy, Tuesday, 2 July 2019 23:59 (four years ago) link

Font preference for old.css would be appreciated! or anything that lets it go back to the old font, thx!

Dan I., Wednesday, 3 July 2019 03:49 (four years ago) link

Btw just want to say I like the new looks and thanks for the effort!

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 03:51 (four years ago) link

oh wait, caek.css looks like the old style? Maybe can just use that

Dan I., Wednesday, 3 July 2019 03:53 (four years ago) link

ahhh caek me

mookieproof, Wednesday, 3 July 2019 04:02 (four years ago) link

haha it's got too much space between posts though! the truth continues to be undeniable: all those who wish to view ILX other than how it appeared in 2001 are monsters

Dan I., Wednesday, 3 July 2019 04:04 (four years ago) link

Thanks for the caek tip, this font is the true and correct ILX font, accept no substitutes

Screamin' Jay Gould (The Yellow Kid), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 04:14 (four years ago) link

caek.css sucks. i just loaded it and it's bad. lagoon.css is where it's at.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 04:15 (four years ago) link

Woah I just now refreshed (old.css) and the font went all biggity.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 04:15 (four years ago) link

(Not complaining rly, i'm half blind anyway)

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 04:16 (four years ago) link

lagoon.css, what is this suck.com web 1.5 bullshit?!

Dan I., Wednesday, 3 July 2019 04:16 (four years ago) link

Having massive amounts of white space on either side of my screen makes me an intellectual

Dan I., Wednesday, 3 July 2019 04:17 (four years ago) link

I joke, but I couldn't edit a css template to save my life. Really, hold a gun to my head and try me!

Dan I., Wednesday, 3 July 2019 04:19 (four years ago) link

caek.css is great if you like reading incredibly hard to read long lines of text. maybe it's less of an issue now no one writes posts longer than 20 works.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 04:36 (four years ago) link

*words

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 04:36 (four years ago) link

p.sure "great if you like reading incredibly hard to read long lines of text" is the official ilx slogan

Dan I., Wednesday, 3 July 2019 05:04 (four years ago) link

i must admit i still like caek.css because it presents an oddly impenetrable screen at work. people’s eyes just sort of glaze away from it.

Fizzles, Wednesday, 3 July 2019 05:44 (four years ago) link

i honestly get antsy looking at any other stylesheet now. i guess this mainly applies to viewing on a PC monitor tho

Rory end to the lowenbrow (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 07:46 (four years ago) link

Is there any difference between caek.css and the old.css style, apart from the font? Doesn't look like it on a quick diff -- what was the point, caek?

stet, Wednesday, 3 July 2019 09:44 (four years ago) link

At the risk of a cuff around the ear, is there any chance of getting capitals back on Bookmark / Flag / Link?

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 3 July 2019 10:04 (four years ago) link

I like it lower-case. It goes better with the lower-case datestamp. Low profile, like

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 10:28 (four years ago) link

I’m using kenan dark and it’s still one word of bookmarkflaglink but I don’t mind it

hollow your fart (m bison), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 10:35 (four years ago) link

the world is everything that is lower case

mark s, Wednesday, 3 July 2019 10:36 (four years ago) link

the worst case

damarraghcas.jpg (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 10:37 (four years ago) link

the world is everything that is lower case

Lol

Vini C. Riley (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 10:47 (four years ago) link

A proposition is a picture of a FAP.

Vini C. Riley (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 10:49 (four years ago) link

They're the only lower case links on the page, I think - at least change all the rest of the links to lower case, so I can finally quit this site.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 3 July 2019 11:24 (four years ago) link

At the risk of a cuff around the ear, is there any chance of getting capitals back on Bookmark / Flag / Link?

i am even getting complaints about this in my own home but i still say no, never, forwards not backwards! i might even write a style rule to downcase everything everywhere

xp yes I have the Remove Bookmark from this Thread capitals in my sights.

stet, Wednesday, 3 July 2019 11:26 (four years ago) link

this is still looking weird on swiss.css on a mac

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 3 July 2019 12:29 (four years ago) link

never not lower case

Rory end to the lowenbrow (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 12:36 (four years ago) link

cad can you try opening this link and do a cmd-F for ".bookmark "? It should look like this:

https://i.ibb.co/F4cHZ7w/Screenshot-2019-07-03-at-13-42-38.png

stet, Wednesday, 3 July 2019 12:44 (four years ago) link

yup, i see it.

.bookmark {
margin-bottom: 0.2em;
margin-right: 0.5em;
}

but bookmarkflaglink is still squished together with no spaces

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 3 July 2019 13:01 (four years ago) link

Well that’s weird. Is it like that on all the Swiss variants?

stet, Wednesday, 3 July 2019 13:22 (four years ago) link

Stet: not at computer so can’t diff right now but iirc old.css constrained images to a relatively small width. Caek.css let them be full size. Good for threads like wall o gina, etc.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 13:37 (four years ago) link

destroyer just do a "super reload" using cmd-opt-R, it will get a fresh css copy

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 13:40 (four years ago) link

cmd-shift-r but that did the trick. thanking u.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 3 July 2019 14:01 (four years ago) link

compared to caek.css, old.css has this for images (bad and vulgar)

max-width:85%;
max-height:800px;

and this for font (caek.css uses browser default, usually TNR):

body {
font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;
}

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 16:09 (four years ago) link

Ahh gotcha I think I remember now thanks

stet, Wednesday, 3 July 2019 18:06 (four years ago) link

still not fixed :(

Mordy, Sunday, 7 July 2019 13:53 (four years ago) link

I've made a change which should force it to update for you now

stet, Monday, 8 July 2019 22:00 (four years ago) link

sorry to report... :/

Mordy, Tuesday, 9 July 2019 13:36 (four years ago) link

tried it in chrome + safari both

Mordy, Tuesday, 9 July 2019 13:36 (four years ago) link

Can you just check it's not happening on all stylesheets -- does old.css work, for instance?

stet, Tuesday, 9 July 2019 14:00 (four years ago) link

not a problem in old.css

Mordy, Tuesday, 9 July 2019 14:26 (four years ago) link

two months pass...

Hey y'all, I'm noticing a thing lately where if a url is posted with a closed parenthesis at the end, that closed parenthesis shows up in the post as plain text rather than as part of the url, which leads to an error when you click the (now incorrect) link. Like so:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Downey_(comedian)

NBD, just thought you should know.

Welcome To My Lifemare (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 18:11 (four years ago) link

That has been happening since forever.

brigadier pudding (DJP), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 18:24 (four years ago) link

Which, as anyone familiar with my observational skills can tell you, in no way contradicts my having just now noticed it.

Welcome To My Lifemare (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 18:28 (four years ago) link

if you feel fancy you can replace the ) at the end with %29 when you post a link

a passing spacecadet, Wednesday, 18 September 2019 18:30 (four years ago) link

ty, I will employ that when fanciness next overtakes me.

Welcome To My Lifemare (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 18:36 (four years ago) link

I agree - or not, since you said it was NBD - it is mildly bothersome, btw, but I don't know how often it happens the other way round, i.e. someone actually posts a parenthesis-less link inside parentheses and doesn't leave a space

theoretically the link finder could check whether the opening bracket is after the http or before but if we try to make it aware of all possibilities we'll bring SkyNet online before we know it

(I may try this line next time my boss asks for something I don't want to do)

a passing spacecadet, Wednesday, 18 September 2019 18:43 (four years ago) link

ever since twitter changed their site, links through to twitter posts on desktop - i.e. when images are off and you want to click through to see the tweet - usually result in a 'something went wrong' page on twitter, which stays that way even if you hack the referrer string off the URL! copying and pasting the tweet URL without the referrer string into a new browser window works. odd. i'm on Opera on a Mac.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 22:06 (four years ago) link

This is definitely Twitter. I think they’re trying to do something smart and failing

stet, Wednesday, 18 September 2019 23:14 (four years ago) link

I assumed they are just mad that i'm not on twitter.

Mitch C. Palace (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 19 September 2019 02:28 (four years ago) link

(Sufjan Grafton and (Old Lunch making great points.

pplains, Thursday, 19 September 2019 02:32 (four years ago) link

)) Jesus, you animal.

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 19 September 2019 04:10 (four years ago) link

The parentheses bug is a more general message board code issue, I think? Or at least I've seen it happen on other boards too that use BBCode.

Tuomas, Thursday, 19 September 2019 10:15 (four years ago) link

Ffm, I think you meant (((Jesus

pplains, Thursday, 19 September 2019 12:09 (four years ago) link

I will quit my job (programming, where we respect parenthesis symmetry) for this cause. )))

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 19 September 2019 12:54 (four years ago) link

Getting a 'poxy fule' error when I try to create a new poll, y'all.

Welcome To My Lifemare (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 24 September 2019 14:44 (four years ago) link

mods, please keep this new feature, thnx

pplains, Tuesday, 24 September 2019 16:06 (four years ago) link

by feature are you referring to the disabling of polls or regular reminders that I am a poxy fule

Welcome To My Lifemare (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 24 September 2019 16:11 (four years ago) link

well, since you asked, which one of those is really a new feature?

pplains, Tuesday, 24 September 2019 17:41 (four years ago) link

getting poxy fuled trying to post some extremely urgent lols to the Elon Musk thread

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Friday, 4 October 2019 20:23 (four years ago) link

Hi all - post to thread and bookmark thread buttons not working for me when using Safari on iPhone 5s. Could anyone please fix?

coup de twat (suzy), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 09:39 (four years ago) link

Working for me - are you using a content blocker of any type?

stet, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 13:28 (four years ago) link

Works now, thanks!

coup de twat (suzy), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 15:29 (four years ago) link

four weeks pass...

yo, why do posts at top of long threads not load anymore? is this an intentional design decision or a bug? because it's very bad (imho)

if it's intentional can we at least get an option to toggle off?

thx,
-flopson

flopson, Friday, 8 November 2019 20:03 (four years ago) link

Definitely not intentional. Got a link to an example thread please?

stet, Friday, 8 November 2019 22:41 (four years ago) link

five months pass...

What's changed with the signoff lines? There's no space after the comma any more. Ie

― stet,Friday, 8 November 2019 22:41 (five months ago)

koogs, Tuesday, 14 April 2020 05:02 (four years ago) link

(Firefox, android)

koogs, Tuesday, 14 April 2020 05:04 (four years ago) link

Oops, my bad

stet, Tuesday, 14 April 2020 08:29 (four years ago) link

four weeks pass...

I just tried to flag a really old post (mostly for comedy purposes; in what universe Seal indefensible? c'mon man) and got a stack trace:

java.lang.NullPointerException at com.conversationboard.controller.VoteForBanControllerServlet.doPost(Unknown Source) at javax.servlet.http.HttpServlet.service(HttpServlet.java:660) at javax.servlet.http.HttpServlet.service(HttpServlet.java:741) at org.apache.catalina.core.ApplicationFilterChain.internalDoFilter(ApplicationFilterChain.java:231) at org.apache.catalina.core.ApplicationFilterChain.doFilter(ApplicationFilterChain.java:166) at org.apache.tomcat.websocket.server.WsFilter.doFilter(WsFilter.java:52) at org.apache.catalina.core.ApplicationFilterChain.internalDoFilter(ApplicationFilterChain.java:193) at org.apache.catalina.core.ApplicationFilterChain.doFilter(ApplicationFilterChain.java:166) at com.conversationboard.filter.GatewayFilter.doFilter(Unknown Source) at org.apache.catalina.core.ApplicationFilterChain.internalDoFilter(ApplicationFilterChain.java:193) at org.apache.catalina.core.ApplicationFilterChain.doFilter(ApplicationFilterChain.java:166) at org.apache.catalina.core.StandardWrapperValve.invoke(StandardWrapperValve.java:200) at org.apache.catalina.core.StandardContextValve.invoke(StandardContextValve.java:96) at org.apache.catalina.authenticator.AuthenticatorBase.invoke(AuthenticatorBase.java:543) at org.apache.catalina.core.StandardHostValve.invoke(StandardHostValve.java:139) at org.apache.catalina.valves.ErrorReportValve.invoke(ErrorReportValve.java:81) at org.apache.catalina.valves.AbstractAccessLogValve.invoke(AbstractAccessLogValve.java:690) at org.apache.catalina.core.StandardEngineValve.invoke(StandardEngineValve.java:87) at org.apache.catalina.connector.CoyoteAdapter.service(CoyoteAdapter.java:343) at org.apache.coyote.ajp.AjpProcessor.service(AjpProcessor.java:525) at org.apache.coyote.AbstractProcessorLight.process(AbstractProcessorLight.java:65) at org.apache.coyote.AbstractProtocol$ConnectionHandler.process(AbstractProtocol.java:818) at org.apache.tomcat.util.net.NioEndpoint$SocketProcessor.doRun(NioEndpoint.java:1627) at org.apache.tomcat.util.net.SocketProcessorBase.run(SocketProcessorBase.java:49) at java.util.concurrent.ThreadPoolExecutor.runWorker(ThreadPoolExecutor.java:1149) at java.util.concurrent.ThreadPoolExecutor$Worker.run(ThreadPoolExecutor.java:624) at org.apache.tomcat.util.threads.TaskThread$WrappingRunnable.run(TaskThread.java:61) at java.lang.Thread.run(Thread.java:748)

Feel free to delete if you don't want stack traces publicly posted on the site; was mostly wondering if this is a known issue tied to old data, indication that something is screwy with my authentication, or an actual problem.

DJP, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 17:54 (three years ago) link

.... and I should have quoted instead of using code

oops

DJP, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 17:54 (three years ago) link

I'll take a look, the age of the post shouldn't count I don't think

stet, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 18:41 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

ok,

love* in the time of plague (and by love* i mean brexit* and other dreary matters of uk politics)

that image shows as a broken link to me. it's a convoluted fbcdn url, but i've seen the same thing with twitter images. the broken link isn't the problem though. when i right click and view image i can see the image fine, but then i can't get back to the original page - the back button is greyed out, the back on the context menu is greyed out. why would that be?

(firefox, mac)

koogs, Wednesday, 27 May 2020 09:00 (three years ago) link

(ah, ok, right click, then middle click on 'view image' opens it in a new tab, which is missing as an option in the menu in firefox)

koogs, Wednesday, 27 May 2020 09:02 (three years ago) link

thread of tim rogers content (do not read if you hate tim rogers)
is coming up broken on zing as "There are some old or corrupted messages in this thread which Zing can't read"

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 27 May 2020 15:02 (three years ago) link

^ yeah i'm getting that too

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 May 2020 15:48 (three years ago) link

should be fixed now, ta

stet, Wednesday, 27 May 2020 15:57 (three years ago) link

gracias

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 27 May 2020 17:15 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

neither of these are big deals but just since they crossed me mind:

can we embed youtube links that look like the urls you get when you click share, i.e. https://youtu.be/TuP86rfnR3A ?

and can we rewrite youtube embed urls to youtube-nocookie.com per https://dri.es/how-to-remove-youtube-tracking?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 29 June 2020 02:58 (three years ago) link

vote against the first - it's very handy to be able to select and post Belgium links when you don't want to embed, rather than have to type open square bracket you are ell equals paste url close square bracket paste url again open square bracket backslash you are ell close square bracket

an, uh, razor of love (sic), Monday, 29 June 2020 07:06 (three years ago) link

you could leave out the https://

neith moon (ledge), Monday, 29 June 2020 08:42 (three years ago) link

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

an, uh, razor of love (sic), Monday, 29 June 2020 08:58 (three years ago) link

not as useful imo

an, uh, razor of love (sic), Monday, 29 June 2020 08:59 (three years ago) link

what are Belgium links?

stet, Tuesday, 30 June 2020 13:29 (three years ago) link

Think it's just because YouTube puts .be in the shortened url

chonky floof (groovypanda), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 13:32 (three years ago) link

oh ofc thanks

stet, Tuesday, 30 June 2020 13:41 (three years ago) link

the men were here to get your Belgian links

the warm seafood salad that exists (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 14:13 (three years ago) link

Only Built 4 Belgian Linx

Dan I., Tuesday, 30 June 2020 14:15 (three years ago) link

there it is

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 15:24 (three years ago) link

two months pass...

Something odd might be happening - at the moment, the 'second thoughts' thread has an answer from 37 minutes ago - but it doesn't show up on ILE's New Answer page at all, the most recent thread there is from 59 minutes ago. Is it cutting off the very top entry?

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 30 August 2020 12:19 (three years ago) link

The post at the top of the most recent thread is by stet, but clearly it is too early to demand the democratisation of the 'pause' button that he has clearly developed.

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 30 August 2020 12:20 (three years ago) link

It’s possible someone dropped it from SNA, will investigate later.

stet, Sunday, 30 August 2020 12:43 (three years ago) link

I had this happen sometime in the last week or two (I revived the 'beef beyond belief this week' thread). I assumed it was a mod decision and let it go.

Don't be such an idot. (Old Lunch), Sunday, 30 August 2020 15:15 (three years ago) link

Yeah, I'm not asserting my right to see that thread, I just wondered if it was intentional.

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 30 August 2020 16:03 (three years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Just stepped away for lunch, came back and...are my eyes deceiving me, or has the typeface on the borad just been changed? The typeface on the info under the posts remains unchanged, so I'm inclined to think I'm not just suffering a postprandial aneurysm here.

Wessonality Crisis (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 17:57 (three years ago) link

i just did a server restart, it's possible it lost your preference setting somehow — try resetting in preferences.

stet, Tuesday, 22 September 2020 18:26 (three years ago) link

Yes, looks like that was it. Haven't paid enough attention to the style settings to realize I could change the typeface! Thanks.

Wessonality Crisis (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 19:23 (three years ago) link

two months pass...

There's a thing I've noticed in Zing the last couple of days where if a post ends with quote tags, the date/timestamp gets cut off. I think quoted text is the common factor, but I can't swear to it. Here's the most recent post where I noticed it: Joe Biden, Senator from Citibank (oops, DELAWARE), to Run for President

You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Sunday, 6 December 2020 17:01 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

(referral tag redacted)

absolutely love to, several times a day, convert ILX into a monetizing clickfarm for a company actively tearing down democracy internationally and that materially contributed to organising an attempted armed coup against the United States six days ago

― shivers me timber (sic), Wednesday, January 13, 2021 7:13 PM (forty-nine minutes ago)

in all seriousness, can we do something to strip referral tags, or would that break other stuff?

Überschadenfreude (sleeve), Thursday, 14 January 2021 04:05 (three years ago) link

My understanding is that removing utm tags etc (which I'm not against attempting to do) only "hurts" the people who are buying the campaigns/using the analytics service. It doesn't really affect Facebook or Google, except by diminshing the value of their analytics tools by a micro-fraction. No?

stet, Thursday, 14 January 2021 13:18 (three years ago) link

Possible to prevent sic from quoting a referral tag ?

Ole Blueyes Solskjaer (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 January 2021 13:31 (three years ago) link

sic could also, like, chill out

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 14 January 2021 13:42 (three years ago) link

Lol sic knows its all love

But i was very pleased with 'kitpicking'

Ole Blueyes Solskjaer (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 January 2021 13:46 (three years ago) link

We're always much happier when our "Direct" pageviews are higher and our Facebook numbers are lower. Means we feel we don't have to depend on FB so much.

pplains, Thursday, 14 January 2021 14:44 (three years ago) link

I should start adding a ?utm=ilxor to any URLs I post.

pplains, Thursday, 14 January 2021 14:45 (three years ago) link

sic could also, like, chill out

lol come on, that is one thing we know will not happen

Totino's Fortnite Training Room (DJP), Thursday, 14 January 2021 14:46 (three years ago) link

If the goal is to avoid driving traffic or the appearance of traffic to social networks that are responsible for bad things, I have no idea why he’s obsessed with utm links rather than the thousands of tweets we all post every day.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 14 January 2021 16:03 (three years ago) link

I must say, Ive always wondered why so many ppl here are so reliant on tweets. A good half the time or more, the tweets are merely someone linkkng to an article on WashPo or NYT or whatever. Why not just post the damn article?

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 14 January 2021 22:15 (three years ago) link

Because you don't need tags for tweets

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Thursday, 14 January 2021 22:39 (three years ago) link

often the tweet summarizes the article better than i can be bothered to

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 14 January 2021 22:59 (three years ago) link

mostly people just have nothing to say themselves anymore so they just post some shit they read somewhere else

It’s best when posters provide no commentary of their own whatsoever- biggest problem with the bobbins threads on ILM is when people type into the text box instead of just pasting the YouTube link and running away

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Thursday, 14 January 2021 23:19 (three years ago) link

i post on a couple of slack/discords that have no-links channels to discourage drive-by link drops. they suck.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 14 January 2021 23:29 (three years ago) link

those channels suck, i mean. pedants. i don't care about drive-by links personally.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 14 January 2021 23:31 (three years ago) link

When particular posters come here to dump links and articles with nothing so much as a “why this is relevant” one-liner, and this is the majority of their posting activity, it makes me sad and annoyed.

If sic’s schtick about fbclid= tags is just a nuisance, then my personal feelings about various posters’ bullshit posting styles, which I keep almost entirely to myself, should be even less of one.

I’m barely on here anymore anyway, relative to the last couple of years.

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Friday, 15 January 2021 00:00 (three years ago) link

Thread, imo

spaghetti connemara (darraghmac), Friday, 15 January 2021 00:21 (three years ago) link

I feel seen with my endless simpsons/futurama gifs lol

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 15 January 2021 00:42 (three years ago) link

I must say, Ive always wondered why so many ppl here are so reliant on tweets. A good half the time or more, the tweets are merely someone linkkng to an article on WashPo or NYT or whatever. Why not just post the damn article?

― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, January 14, 2021 2:15 PM (two hours ago

otm! The tweets also take up a lot of visual space, relative to a link post, and take longer to load. However, this is a minor annoyance of mine, like, I do not think this is a horrible thing that should be fixed. Also, I support sic's anti utm stance, though primarily because I think editing the tags out when posting the link to ilx shows consideration and intent and discipline. Like, if I have to edit the "s" and the mobile urls out of youtubes, then people can do the same with fb links.

sarahell, Friday, 15 January 2021 00:51 (three years ago) link

Good news, sarahell! You don't have to do that to youtube links anymore. Just paste whatever, even the youtu.be links.

DJI, Friday, 15 January 2021 01:10 (three years ago) link

fuck washing a hat editing a link

new variant (onimo), Friday, 15 January 2021 12:33 (three years ago) link

serious question Tomboto when is the last time you contributed anything to any discussion except parachuting in to shit on ilx or a specific ilxor?

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 15 January 2021 12:39 (three years ago) link

The search link is available right at the top of the screen when the site is viewed on most .css stylesheets.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 15 January 2021 12:44 (three years ago) link

Valuable and cherished contributor to rolling 77 boss thread for starters

spaghetti connemara (darraghmac), Friday, 15 January 2021 12:54 (three years ago) link

(bosses of ilx unite lol)

spaghetti connemara (darraghmac), Friday, 15 January 2021 12:54 (three years ago) link

I don't have a problem personally it's just like goddamn if you have such contempt for the place and everyone who posts here, like you don't have to look at it

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 15 January 2021 12:59 (three years ago) link

serious question Tomboto when is the last time you contributed anything to any discussion except parachuting in to shit on ilx or a specific ilxor?


This is a total joke of a point and I don’t even agree with Tombot in this or other specific instances, I have eyerolled* at a significant number of Tombot’s political posts (but because we’re on very different pages). Rather ilx has someone I disagree with but who usually makes his points than, for example, [SCENE MISSING]

*you know I still love you right Tombot?!

scampish inquisition (gyac), Friday, 15 January 2021 13:01 (three years ago) link

if you have such contempt for the place and everyone who posts here

Which he doesn't, which the search function would tell you.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 15 January 2021 14:15 (three years ago) link

idk he has done horrific things in the sneaker thread

lag∞n, Friday, 15 January 2021 14:18 (three years ago) link

i have never understood how accurate the "most viewed threads" info is. When it says 7189 reads in the past 5 minutes, that means 5000+ people are currently viewing the thread? It just doesn't seem possible we have that many lurkers at any given time.

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Monday, 25 January 2021 20:08 (three years ago) link

Would a lot of those not be search engines or something?

groovypanda, Monday, 25 January 2021 20:36 (three years ago) link

that makes sense. I guess i'm wondering if there's a formula of some kind i'm missing.

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Monday, 25 January 2021 21:42 (three years ago) link

Looking at the code, I think the "5 minutes" bit is wrong - I suspect this is an hourly figure. (The 5 minute trigger doesn't clear the read counts). Needs a bit of attention though to be sure - eg it's clearly not counting the referrers from the site. Will dig into it when I get a mo.

stet, Tuesday, 26 January 2021 10:57 (three years ago) link

just posting here to say that the issues I've had for years with my bookmarks not syncing across devices and apps no longer seems to be a problem. Not sure if that is due to changes with ILX or what, but it's a big relief for me.

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Thursday, 28 January 2021 19:26 (three years ago) link

four months pass...

Why can't I paste this thread URL into ILX? I get "an error has occurred, turn back you poxy fule". Just like old times!

(I link-proofed the URL)

hxxps://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=55&threadid=102012

sleeve, Sunday, 30 May 2021 15:25 (two years ago) link

"$900 Grandmothers aka Out Of Print Book Price Sticker Shock: Post Yr Links Here"

sleeve, Sunday, 30 May 2021 15:26 (two years ago) link

wtf, I meant to post James Redd's $900 books thread but it won't let me

― sleeve, Sunday, May 30, 2021 8:24 AM (eleven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Out Of Print Book Price Sticker Shock

― visiting, Sunday, May 30, 2021 8:29 AM (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

weird, the title changed. thanks.

― sleeve, Sunday, May 30, 2021 8:34 AM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

i had the same problem... something about the dollar sign maybe which stopped me from posting so I took it out.

― visiting, Sunday, May 30, 2021 8:35 AM (twenty-four seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

sleeve, Sunday, 30 May 2021 15:36 (two years ago) link

I think this has to do with the way that thread title changes don't retroactively fix previous bookmarks, so I always get the old thread title?

sleeve, Sunday, 30 May 2021 15:41 (two years ago) link

i don't think the url was the problem... i'm guessing that the dollar sign or the colon in the thread title was breaking it. it worked when i posted the url with a different title.

visiting, Sunday, 30 May 2021 16:10 (two years ago) link

dollar sign has special meaning in regexp substitutions, i think the literal dollar sign, followed by a number, confuses things when it's replacing links

https://docs.microsoft.com/en-us/dotnet/standard/base-types/substitutions-in-regular-expressions

koogs, Sunday, 30 May 2021 16:55 (two years ago) link

dollar signs fuck up other bits of ilx code too

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Sunday, 30 May 2021 20:00 (two years ago) link

two months pass...

could we make ⌘/Ctrl + Enter a shortcut to "submit post" like on gmail/twitter etc?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 24 August 2021 19:39 (two years ago) link

Tab enter should do it but yes I’ll look at it

stet, Tuesday, 24 August 2021 19:59 (two years ago) link

thank you. it's very important that i am able to post my terrible opinions faster and more emphatically.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 24 August 2021 19:59 (two years ago) link

wait ....

professional anti- (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 24 August 2021 20:20 (two years ago) link

OMG. now i'm posting with power

professional anti- (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 24 August 2021 20:21 (two years ago) link

(i mean, just realizing i could do tab then enter. i love it, wish i would have realized a long time ago!)

professional anti- (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 24 August 2021 20:21 (two years ago) link

testing

stet, Wednesday, 25 August 2021 15:11 (two years ago) link

ya so cmd+enter works now

stet, Wednesday, 25 August 2021 15:11 (two years ago) link

Cool.

Next issue: View Previous Page doesn't seem to work too well in MacZing for me. Often, like just now, I get a Turn Back You Poxy Fule! message.

Hitsville Ukase (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 25 August 2021 15:37 (two years ago) link

huh, that's bad. next time it happens can you post here please? that will let me find the timestamp in the error logs

stet, Wednesday, 25 August 2021 16:12 (two years ago) link

happened just now

Hitsville Ukase (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 25 August 2021 16:21 (two years ago) link

nothing helpful in the logs, will take a deeper look when I get a moment

stet, Wednesday, 25 August 2021 16:39 (two years ago) link

okay, no worries, no hurries, thanks

Hitsville Ukase (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 25 August 2021 16:40 (two years ago) link

blam

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 25 August 2021 18:38 (two years ago) link

thank you

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 25 August 2021 18:39 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

So we've got the expired Let's Encrypt certification here too.

*sniff* Goodbye, ILX. Signed, my 2009 ipad.

pplains, Sunday, 3 October 2021 03:41 (two years ago) link

Do you use that a lot? I can turn on an http-only domain to make it work again

stet, Sunday, 3 October 2021 17:04 (two years ago) link

I wouldn't say I use it "a lot." Usually around bedtime or when I want to reset a bookmark that a killfile has made the last post on.

Thank you! But don't turn on anything just for me.

pplains, Sunday, 3 October 2021 18:34 (two years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Is the search function borked? I can't find anything

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 30 October 2021 09:59 (two years ago) link

Seems OK to me. What are you searching for?

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 30 October 2021 10:26 (two years ago) link

I'm search for thread titles in the user id section, is what I'm doing. Never mind.

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 30 October 2021 10:58 (two years ago) link

finally ilx needs an AI

has the thread title font changed? looks a bit odd on my phone.

oh, i did 'upgrade' to Android 12 this morning, maybe it's a side effect of that, somehow

koogs, Saturday, 6 November 2021 14:42 (two years ago) link

(using mobile.css)

koogs, Saturday, 6 November 2021 14:44 (two years ago) link

(looks ok in Chrome)

koogs, Saturday, 6 November 2021 15:28 (two years ago) link

I'm using mobile.css and I see no change of any kind.

Kim Kimberly, Saturday, 6 November 2021 15:35 (two years ago) link

screenshots...

firefox:
http://www.koogy.clara.co.uk/Screenshot_firefox.jpg

but i swear it used to look more like chrome still does:
http://www.koogy.clara.co.uk/Screenshot_chrome.jpg

seeing those both together it looks like a font weight thing, maybe a letter spacing thing. the firefox titles do look slighter than they used to. it's perhaps a bit more noticeable when the title is short.

koogs, Sunday, 7 November 2021 13:13 (two years ago) link

(but no, it's not an ilx problem)

koogs, Sunday, 7 November 2021 13:20 (two years ago) link

three weeks pass...

the hide text thingy is grebt but seems to be thwarted by line breaks -- could its effects be made to continue (like other such tags) until it reaches a /hiddentext ?

mookieproof, Saturday, 4 December 2021 01:05 (two years ago) link

that would mean it would have to start in one div and end in another, which is hard. ie

div first paragraph with some h hidden text /div

div second paragraph, still hidden /h visible again /div

(the divs might need p tags but same thing)

koogs, Saturday, 4 December 2021 01:24 (two years ago) link

okay, no worries -- thanks!

mookieproof, Saturday, 4 December 2021 01:35 (two years ago) link

You can fake paragraphs.
.
By having a minor piece of punctuation on the "break" lines.

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Saturday, 4 December 2021 03:49 (two years ago) link

Just tested this on HTML Playground: it seems to work even with a space as your "minor piece of punctuation" on the line between the faked paras.

anatol_merklich, Sunday, 5 December 2021 00:02 (two years ago) link

do tweet embeds not work anymore? just wondering if it's my browser/adblocker. they appear as blockquotes but don't load as embeds, for me.

towards fungal computer (harbl), Thursday, 16 December 2021 15:02 (two years ago) link

fwiw i have a pretty aggressive privacy/adblock setup that causes tweets to behave like that for me

call all destroyer, Thursday, 16 December 2021 15:23 (two years ago) link

I disable javascript (using noscript in firefox for example) and that prevents the twitter embeds.

Kim Kimberly, Thursday, 16 December 2021 16:38 (two years ago) link

your adblocker might have an option to filter out social or "share" stuff. that usually breaks embedded tweets.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 16 December 2021 17:08 (two years ago) link

(i.e. try disabling that option)

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 16 December 2021 17:09 (two years ago) link

it was duckduckgo chrome extension

towards fungal computer (harbl), Thursday, 16 December 2021 23:13 (two years ago) link

three weeks pass...

hi stet, youtube embedding is great, but would be cool to teach the regex not to try to embed links to youtube channels (which don't work), e.g. this post got mangled. obviously this is not the end of the world.

p.s. does ilx use log4j y/n?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 7 January 2022 17:52 (two years ago) link

we have a strong NIH ethos here, so thankfully not

stet, Monday, 10 January 2022 14:52 (two years ago) link

thanks for the channels nudge, will take a look

stet, Monday, 10 January 2022 14:52 (two years ago) link

Hi there, what's the best method of pasting an image on a thread these days?

Maresn3st, Monday, 17 January 2022 23:59 (two years ago) link

Still [ img ] tags. You have to put the address of an image file in between the tags, not a web page, and if you link to an image on a major social media platform, it won’t display for many people.

dark end of the st. maud (sic), Tuesday, 18 January 2022 01:01 (two years ago) link

an integrated image thingie would be amazing but imgur works pretty well. as others have said, the ios “post to imgur” shortcut makes this a very slick process.

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 18 January 2022 09:01 (two years ago) link

two months pass...

i would like to thank the ilx code cru for the hidden text feature without which the fun Semantle thread would not be possible

sarahell, Tuesday, 22 March 2022 16:55 (two years ago) link

two months pass...

last night it kept asking me to login and I've had 5 of so posts that didn't post, just returned a blank page. something seems wrong, but it also feels like it'd be impossible to debug.

koogs, Monday, 13 June 2022 07:10 (one year ago) link

happens to me too sometimes (maybe once a week?)

TWELVE Michelob stars?!? (seandalai), Monday, 13 June 2022 23:02 (one year ago) link

one year passes...

stet/keith or whoever is in charge of code these days,

*third guy to get handed the mic at the Q&A*

hello, a comment and a question.

first of all, as always, thank you so much, and with every year that passes i appreciate more and more what a special place ilx is and how much of that is related the beautiful simplicity of how it works. i don't know anything about any of that but i feel the benefits of your work all the same. thank you!

the question: as you're probably already aware, chatgpt is starting to crawl the internet:

https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2023/08/openai-details-how-to-keep-chatgpt-from-gobbling-up-website-data/

Without announcement, OpenAI recently added details about its web crawler, GPTBot, to its online documentation site. GPTBot is the name of the user agent that the company uses to retrieve webpages to train the AI models behind ChatGPT, such as GPT-4. Earlier this week, some sites quickly announced their intention to block GPTBot's access to their content.

In the new documentation, OpenAI says that webpages crawled with GPTBot "may potentially be used to improve future models," and that allowing GPTBot to access your site "can help AI models become more accurate and improve their general capabilities and safety."

i was wondering if ilx will move to block GPTBot as well. for what it's worth, i register as a hard "please block GPTBot" vote

z_tbd, Saturday, 12 August 2023 17:57 (eight months ago) link

...because god, it's going to be creepy if chatgpt users can really ask it to compose stuff in the voice of a particular poster

z_tbd, Saturday, 12 August 2023 18:01 (eight months ago) link

well i already do that all the time so

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 12 August 2023 19:09 (eight months ago) link

After I'd been posting to ilx for about 13 years my voice changed.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 12 August 2023 19:15 (eight months ago) link

Won’t be long before there’s going to be some kind of Night of the Living Dead of Fake Tuomases, Fake James Redds, Fake Tracer Hands etc.

No Zing Compares 2 HOOS (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 12 August 2023 19:28 (eight months ago) link

Night of the Living Redd

No Zing Compares 2 HOOS (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 12 August 2023 19:30 (eight months ago) link

fake luna

pplains, Saturday, 12 August 2023 20:40 (eight months ago) link

Lol

No Zing Compares 2 HOOS (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 12 August 2023 21:11 (eight months ago) link

Impersonate another Chatbot!

No Zing Compares 2 HOOS (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 12 August 2023 21:12 (eight months ago) link

ILX is already in ChatGPT - there was a site which showed you which percentage of the training data you were, and we were high among the also-rans.

Block does seem like a good idea for all our vital future posts tho

stet, Sunday, 13 August 2023 10:52 (eight months ago) link

excited to encounter the deepest of our lore out in the wild

mark s, Sunday, 13 August 2023 11:12 (eight months ago) link

ILX had a number of prolific posters who contributed to its active community. Some of the notable and influential posters over the years included individuals like Sterling Clover, Andy K, Nick Sylvester, and Mark Sinker. These posters were known for their extensive contributions, insightful discussions, and sometimes controversial opinions, which helped shape the character of ILX as a unique online forum for music and various other topics. However, keep in mind that individual participation can change over time, and my information might not be up to date with the latest developments on ILX.

the new drip king (DJP), Sunday, 13 August 2023 15:47 (eight months ago) link

no, that pretty much covers it up til now!

z_tbd, Sunday, 13 August 2023 16:12 (eight months ago) link

Your mileage may vary.

No Zing Compares 2 HOOS (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 13 August 2023 16:40 (eight months ago) link

ChatGPT, tell me all you know about the chickenbear.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 13 August 2023 16:48 (eight months ago) link

chatGPT, please read all my previous posts and suggest new posts i could make that would be an improvement

z_tbd, Sunday, 13 August 2023 16:59 (eight months ago) link

...but do it in the style of the chickenbear

z_tbd, Sunday, 13 August 2023 17:00 (eight months ago) link

gaz coombes

Grandall Flange (wins), Sunday, 13 August 2023 17:01 (eight months ago) link

Bosko Balaban

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 13 August 2023 17:18 (eight months ago) link

Write about grocery groin to the tune of Ernie K Doe's "Mother in Law"

earosmith (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 August 2023 05:09 (eight months ago) link

This isn't so much a question as it is an expression of puzzlement but...I just posted via Zing a short while ago and the DN displayed on my post is an older DN that is not the DN I'm currently using. Should that be happening? And might the fact of it happening have anything to do with the fact that my iPhone is old as shit (it's a 6)? I guess those last two actually were questions.

Prop Dramedy (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 15 August 2023 00:52 (eight months ago) link

It shouldn't be happening – there's a weird situation in the code where it can keep two copies of a user around. You end up with two different sets of bookmarks and sometimes two DNs etc. I've never been able to really track the cause of it down, it's (probably) not your fault tho

stet, Tuesday, 15 August 2023 10:51 (eight months ago) link

two months pass...

I’ve just got my first iPhone and the Bookmark Post links JavaScript does not work and instead go to a form to submit instead. Is that expected?

Chewshabadoo, Sunday, 15 October 2023 19:56 (six months ago) link

download Zing Touch from the app store!

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 15 October 2023 19:56 (six months ago) link

Can’t view it in my theme though :D

Speaking of which I am seeing a load of rendering bugs on the iPhone I need to fix.

Chewshabadoo, Sunday, 15 October 2023 20:59 (six months ago) link

Is that expected?
Yes there's some unreliability with iOS Safari that means it falls back to the non-JS version. Although that was (jesus) 10 years ago now so I should check that's still the case

stet, Thursday, 19 October 2023 10:33 (six months ago) link

Feel free to send me updates to the stylesheet!

stet, Thursday, 19 October 2023 10:33 (six months ago) link

One day! Been meaning to do it for a couple of years for general bugs.

Any idea on the bookmark bug though?

Chewshabadoo, Thursday, 19 October 2023 17:27 (six months ago) link

not a bug - deliberate behaviour: there's a non-Javascript flow, which mobile devices use because they were buggy back in the day. You can see it on desktop if you disable JS in site settings

stet, Thursday, 19 October 2023 17:56 (six months ago) link

It’s always worked on Android browsers though 🤷

Chewshabadoo, Thursday, 19 October 2023 22:15 (six months ago) link

Yeah, I have a vague recollection of just stopping it doing the Javascript thing on mobile at all; however, that would've been just after the first iPhone launched, so when you say it's always worked on Android, well, it's kind of always not worked on Android, as when I wrote that bit of code, Android didn't exist, so it seems whatever mechanism I used to filter it out didn't work once Android appeared.

Keith, Thursday, 19 October 2023 22:31 (six months ago) link

FWIW, I was definitely using Android to read ilx every day for like two years before Android officially existed and it worked fine so thanks!

fajita seas, Friday, 20 October 2023 02:44 (six months ago) link

I’m happy to take a look and suggest code to get the experience on iPhone up to par :)

Chewshabadoo, Friday, 20 October 2023 07:21 (six months ago) link

We need an “ILX is better in the app” popup apparently they’re all the rage

stet, Friday, 20 October 2023 11:09 (six months ago) link

Ah yes, sorry, I had forgotten about the shareholder value :)

Chewshabadoo, Sunday, 22 October 2023 09:40 (five months ago) link


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