ILX2 NEW USERNAME TRANSLATOR COMPENDIUM

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HI DERE = D@n P3rry?

sanskrit, Friday, 20 April 2007 12:05 (eleven years ago) Permalink

it's like having to learn ilx all over again

sanskrit, Friday, 20 April 2007 12:05 (eleven years ago) Permalink

there's about 10 other names i'm lost on too

sanskrit, Friday, 20 April 2007 12:06 (eleven years ago) Permalink

who is "steve shasta"?

^@^, Friday, 20 April 2007 12:08 (eleven years ago) Permalink

or "amon"?

^@^, Friday, 20 April 2007 12:09 (eleven years ago) Permalink

"nordicskilla"?

^@^, Friday, 20 April 2007 12:09 (eleven years ago) Permalink

"dom passantino"?

^@^, Friday, 20 April 2007 12:09 (eleven years ago) Permalink

"I"

nathalie, Friday, 20 April 2007 12:48 (eleven years ago) Permalink

WHO IS GHOST RIDER

David R., Friday, 20 April 2007 12:56 (eleven years ago) Permalink

who am i, again

bb, Friday, 20 April 2007 13:05 (eleven years ago) Permalink

ghost rider = nu-w0nk3tt3

^@^, Friday, 20 April 2007 13:08 (eleven years ago) Permalink

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0345429133.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

sleep, Friday, 20 April 2007 13:58 (eleven years ago) Permalink

what is vahid's name

cutty, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:03 (eleven years ago) Permalink

something about baja

^@^, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:03 (eleven years ago) Permalink

who is "mr. que"

^@^, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:04 (eleven years ago) Permalink

i am mr. que

Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:07 (eleven years ago) Permalink

who the fuck are que

cutty, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:08 (eleven years ago) Permalink

is dean around? what's his name

cutty, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:09 (eleven years ago) Permalink

mr. que

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 14:12 (eleven years ago) Permalink

i am dean

Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:13 (eleven years ago) Permalink

ohh

sleep, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:13 (eleven years ago) Permalink

que are lying

cutty, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:18 (eleven years ago) Permalink

whatever, fake cutty

Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:19 (eleven years ago) Permalink

this is mr. que

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 14:21 (eleven years ago) Permalink

that is so unhygienic i don't know where to begin

cutty, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:23 (eleven years ago) Permalink

sim simma, who got the keys to my bimmer?
WHO AM I
the girls dem sugar. how can i, make love to a fellow? in a rush
pass mi the keys to my trucks
WHO AM I
the girls dem luck. and i and i will make love to precious
WHO AM I

sanskrit, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:23 (eleven years ago) Permalink

i peed on my phone first so it would be sterile

Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:23 (eleven years ago) Permalink

wait ur bill maher?

sanskrit, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:24 (eleven years ago) Permalink

bill maher likes to pee on phones?

Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:24 (eleven years ago) Permalink

que is apparently a DC businessman who has infiltrated our corporate infrastructure

cutty, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:26 (eleven years ago) Permalink

i thought ghost rider was gear?? am i rong

strongohulkington, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:28 (eleven years ago) Permalink

haha that's a new one

ghost rider, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:33 (eleven years ago) Permalink

yeah, where IS gear? is he anywhere?

^@^, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:36 (eleven years ago) Permalink

ghost rider NOT gear.
i thought dean was just "jeff"?

ian, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:37 (eleven years ago) Permalink

who is ian?

cutty, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:39 (eleven years ago) Permalink

am i wrong about ghost rider? he's gawktastic, non?

< / ilx_careers.xls >

^@^, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:41 (eleven years ago) Permalink

you are correct

Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:42 (eleven years ago) Permalink

ok, but what are YOU

^@^, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:42 (eleven years ago) Permalink

who is 'deeznuts'

^@^, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:55 (eleven years ago) Permalink

gear WAS roger godell

now?

David R., Friday, 20 April 2007 15:12 (eleven years ago) Permalink

I forgot gear's name

Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Friday, 20 April 2007 15:28 (eleven years ago) Permalink

sanskrit otm

HI DERE, Friday, 20 April 2007 15:41 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Is deeznuts Dom?

nickalicious, Friday, 20 April 2007 15:55 (eleven years ago) Permalink

he seems to become nude spock for two or three posts a day, then he goes back to being semi-reasonable-if-amusingly-bizarre

ghost rider, Friday, 20 April 2007 16:04 (eleven years ago) Permalink

finally, a wdyll am0n pic

sanskrit, Friday, 20 April 2007 16:15 (eleven years ago) Permalink

"the next grozart"?

^@^, Friday, 20 April 2007 17:30 (eleven years ago) Permalink

search results for my old nickname:

LEAST FUNNY PEOPLE ON ILX

The Macallan 18 Year, Friday, 20 April 2007 17:30 (eleven years ago) Permalink

oh snap, harshaw

cutty, Friday, 20 April 2007 17:34 (eleven years ago) Permalink

So, I think Violet Jynx is waterface. Do I really need to do this for all you ppl again?

the ghost of markers, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 21:33 (one year ago) Permalink

You want all the evidence?

the ghost of markers, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 21:33 (one year ago) Permalink

Go look at the date of waterface’s last post. Then look at the date of Violet Jynx’s first.

the ghost of markers, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 21:33 (one year ago) Permalink

That’s one clue.

the ghost of markers, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 21:34 (one year ago) Permalink

Next, how many of you have heard of the Star Wars character Grand Moff Tarkin? Do an ILX search for that character using quotes around the name. Very few people have ever mentioned him in that way, but both Violet Jynx and Mr. Que have.

the ghost of markers, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 21:34 (one year ago) Permalink

Look at their posting history. They both seem to like talking about Trump, don’t they?

the ghost of markers, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 21:35 (one year ago) Permalink

Next.

the ghost of markers, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 21:35 (one year ago) Permalink

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i n f i n i t y (∞), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 21:36 (one year ago) Permalink

I am not really very into fiction in general but was suprised at how sophmoric his writing seemed to me - good ideas but he needs STanley Kubrick to eralie trghem

― Violet Jynx, Tuesday, May 16, 2017 4:24 PM

I think this is a red herring. waterface is a fiction dude. This was put here to throw us off the trail.

the ghost of markers, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 21:37 (one year ago) Permalink

WHAT OF THE YORU???????????

It's always (sunny successor), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 21:37 (one year ago) Permalink

I mean, waterface also denied being Mr. Que, I think.

the ghost of markers, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 21:37 (one year ago) Permalink

ok this has gone on long enough I guess

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 21:44 (one year ago) Permalink

confession time

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 21:44 (one year ago) Permalink

Save us, Shakey

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 21:44 (one year ago) Permalink


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i n f i n i t y (∞), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 21:45 (one year ago) Permalink

good detective work, markers. maybe learn to control the lashing out at others thing, unless that's part of your process or something

whoever VJ is s/he is annoying

k3vin k., Wednesday, 24 May 2017 21:46 (one year ago) Permalink

honestly I started this Violet Jynx thing as a joke, just something to do when taking a break from posting as the ghost or markers, but now it's just gone completely out of control

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 21:48 (one year ago) Permalink

Next, how many of you have heard of the Star Wars character Grand Moff Tarkin?

i'd guess... all of us?

heck i've even been an 'oyster pirate' (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 21:50 (one year ago) Permalink


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i n f i n i t y (∞), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 21:53 (one year ago) Permalink

hopefully k3vin will stop going through my garbage now

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 21:54 (one year ago) Permalink

If all bad posters turn out to be the bad poster "mr que" that is both comforting and disheartening

in a soylent whey (wins), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 21:55 (one year ago) Permalink

oh god don't say his name 2 more times please

kurt schwitterz, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 21:57 (one year ago) Permalink

Wilhuff and I are tight

mh, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 22:00 (one year ago) Permalink

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the interesting part is that s/he posts among us as a normal user

i n f i n i t y (∞), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 22:02 (one year ago) Permalink

waterface seemed fine after an initial "wheeeeeee look at me" phase

brimstead, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 22:58 (one year ago) Permalink

why do I have an opinions on posters and these thing?

Help

brimstead, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 22:59 (one year ago) Permalink

"paranoia, neighborhood destroyer" - c bo

brimstead, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 23:01 (one year ago) Permalink

idk markers some of that is ok as far as it goes but most of it seems a bit weak man

i think its brodie

spud called maris (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 May 2017 00:14 (one year ago) Permalink

i think it's garu g, returned from rehab

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Thursday, 25 May 2017 04:46 (one year ago) Permalink

i just wanna say you guys are my best friends and i don't know what i'd do with myself if i didn't have this ARG <3

qualx, Thursday, 25 May 2017 06:34 (one year ago) Permalink

who was that old guy who drove a truck?

pickety third (stevie), Thursday, 25 May 2017 10:48 (one year ago) Permalink

45th president of the united states of america donald j trump iirc

http://i.ndtvimg.com/i/2017-03/donald-trump-truck-afp_650x400_41490320339.jpg

heck i've even been an 'oyster pirate' (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 25 May 2017 11:05 (one year ago) Permalink

Wow, that picture looks like the gangnam style video where psy yells at a butt.

how's life, Thursday, 25 May 2017 11:26 (one year ago) Permalink

interesting discussion.

a (waterface), Thursday, 25 May 2017 13:22 (one year ago) Permalink

I guess I could write a post where I say "I'm not Violent Jinx" or whatever but it sounds like markers prob wouldn't understand that. enjoy playing internet detective though, whatever floats your respective boats

a (waterface), Thursday, 25 May 2017 13:24 (one year ago) Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/HbI8gl2.jpg

brownie, Thursday, 25 May 2017 13:27 (one year ago) Permalink

Next, how many of you have heard of the Star Wars character Grand Moff Tarkin?

https://68.media.tumblr.com/221e582d32b23b0090bc94d2d71eee9e/tumblr_inline_opaur7tGEC1te4tr3_540.jpg

a (waterface), Thursday, 25 May 2017 13:32 (one year ago) Permalink

You think you've sorted through the clues in your search for the identity of Violent Jynx, but let me ask you this, hotshot: did you bother to look at the back of the Magna Carta under a black light? This thing goes so much deeper than you can even imagine, man. Stop digging while you still can.

human/hutt hybrid (Old Lunch), Thursday, 25 May 2017 13:38 (one year ago) Permalink

My education was pleasing to me. I studied, studied.

how's life, Thursday, 25 May 2017 13:41 (one year ago) Permalink

Just like the smokers - they go outside o touch the wind with fire - the soul alblze - with nickoteen
'
Youcould alwaus just go outside and sniff yoru environs

― Violet Jax (Violet Jynx), Thursday, May 25, 2017 11:50 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yoru environs eh

― a (waterface), Thursday, May 25, 2017 11:55 AM (one hour ago)

sarahell, Thursday, 25 May 2017 20:02 (one year ago) Permalink

one year passes...

FlopsyDuck = Captain Lorax, yes?

sleeve, Friday, 14 December 2018 01:29 (one month ago) Permalink

so I've been told

sans lep (sic), Friday, 14 December 2018 02:20 (one month ago) Permalink

oh lord

macropuente (map), Friday, 14 December 2018 04:30 (one month ago) Permalink

ah, makes sense

Trϵϵship, Friday, 14 December 2018 05:12 (one month ago) Permalink

not the best way of putting it

I Accept the Word of Santa (Noodle Vague), Friday, 14 December 2018 08:41 (one month ago) Permalink

I speak for the trees and anyone who can’t or isn’t present to defend themselves. It might annoy some people but please know that I am not here to attack anyone.

ヽ(_ _ヽ)彡 ᴵ'ᵐ ᵒᵏᵃʸ_(・_ .)/ (FlopsyDuck), Friday, 14 December 2018 09:11 (one month ago) Permalink

And I make high quality videos about Doopees

ヽ(_ _ヽ)彡 ᴵ'ᵐ ᵒᵏᵃʸ_(・_ .)/ (FlopsyDuck), Friday, 14 December 2018 09:13 (one month ago) Permalink

lor axpectations

Moussa- ppl gon die (darraghmac), Friday, 14 December 2018 09:29 (one month ago) Permalink


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