thread of tim rogers content (do not read if you hate tim rogers)

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the incomparable tim rogers has been a full-time contributor to kotaku since last year. I have loved tim rogers' writing, but it's possible that talking-fast-over-a-video is him at his finest. here's a thread for tim rogers content past present and future!

valorous wokelord (silby), Thursday, 17 May 2018 04:41 (two years ago) link

this week he did a video review of Hyrule Warriors: Definitive Edition which makes me…kinda want this bugfuck game…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep5SWvImTRU

valorous wokelord (silby), Thursday, 17 May 2018 04:41 (two years ago) link

mostly for my own future reference, here's a wayback machine link to action button dot net, which is currently missing with a message that says "relax, it's coming back", featuring his 18,000 word review of Final Fantasy XIII which I think is a high point.

valorous wokelord (silby), Thursday, 17 May 2018 04:48 (two years ago) link

I'm guessing you dont mean this guy!

http://artslab.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/Tim_Rogers_1.jpg

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 17 May 2018 10:37 (two years ago) link

I don’t.

valorous wokelord (silby), Thursday, 17 May 2018 12:48 (two years ago) link

no, that's him

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 17 May 2018 12:52 (two years ago) link

i fondly remember his long, digressive "reviews" of earthbound, chrono trigger and super mario bros 3 being really important to my own writing at a certain time in my life, and i'm sad to find out the website is down now so i can't spend 2 hours reading all three again!

challops trap house (Will M.), Thursday, 17 May 2018 15:59 (two years ago) link

i like his videos way more than his written stuff

ciderpress, Thursday, 17 May 2018 16:01 (two years ago) link

the part of the hyrule warriors video starting around 13:30 where he tries to explain the appeal of musuo games is wonderful

ciderpress, Thursday, 17 May 2018 16:08 (two years ago) link

I have a mixed opinion of Rogers as writer. He has some annoying tendencies for sure, but his perspective and his style feel so unique and inimitable. I like his absurdist wordplay. I like his overall design philosophy. I could do without about half of his loopy digressions on his travels and lifestyle...at the same time, a large part of his appeal (for me) is the way his writing is always crammed-to-bursting with vivid and unnecessary detail. I'd be lying if I said his stuff didn't influence me, though if you asked me to define said influence, I'm not sure I could. Anyway, his God Hand review is pretty funny.

a film with a little more emotional balls (zchyrs), Thursday, 17 May 2018 19:59 (two years ago) link

rereading the FFXII review last night, there was a lot of 2010 bro-type/edgelordy language and imagery that he's mercifully moved on from.

valorous wokelord (silby), Thursday, 17 May 2018 20:02 (two years ago) link

I've met him irl a few times. he's relatively nice but does not stop talking

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Thursday, 17 May 2018 20:04 (two years ago) link

xp yeah, I was reading that and "blade raped" made me cringe. Glad he has matured a bit.

a film with a little more emotional balls (zchyrs), Thursday, 17 May 2018 20:05 (two years ago) link

yeah i've met him at pax a couple times since my friend did the music for his game - he's basically the same person you see in his videos, it's not a put-on

ciderpress, Thursday, 17 May 2018 20:18 (two years ago) link

recently ive been listening to the Violence Island podcast:

https://web.archive.org/web/20151130033625/http://earthblows.com/

it's a battle royal of random characters. interestingly the one they taped in October 2014 "Must See Killing Spree" begins with a fight between Dick Solomon and Dr. Huxtable himself, and Tim Rogers wastes no time saying that there are some deep, dark "grandmother terrifying" things about Cosby. he never comes out and says what he was accused of but it's clear he saw/heard the Hannibal act from the same month and he took that stuff seriously. just kind of interesting, i was listening to that and had to look up that it was 4 years ago. an entirely different world.

as for his personality, he doesn't seem all that different from music hipsters i've talked with. then again hipsters hate nothing more than their own kind.

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 18 May 2018 17:33 (two years ago) link

this is the best and worst of tim rogers, al in 5 minutes

https://jalopnik.com/should-you-honk-at-people-in-anger-a-cargument-1826083140

obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Friday, 18 May 2018 18:34 (two years ago) link

imwo honks are the only non-violent way to communicate to other cars. someone needs to invent smart honks that figure out if you are trying to merge lanes or whatever and produces a tone the other car understands and can communicate to the driver.

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 20 May 2018 15:57 (two years ago) link

four weeks pass...

Tim Rogers reported from E3. Videos are up from the booths of the major publishers. There's also this video. https://kotaku.com/the-weirdest-things-we-found-at-e3-2018-1826928317

valorous wokelord (silby), Tuesday, 19 June 2018 02:47 (two years ago) link

two months pass...

Good stuff from Tim recently: Judge Eyes demo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=je7hYYjr9Mk

Eyebrow-raisey Shadow of the Tomb Raider preview

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8lgFc6vFyU

Affectionate DQXI review

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4iTbUGItU0s

faculty w1fe (silby), Thursday, 13 September 2018 19:54 (one year ago) link

Oops forgot to remove the m on that last one, here’s the embed for those who prefer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iTbUGItU0s

faculty w1fe (silby), Thursday, 13 September 2018 19:54 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

let's see if tim can sell me on forza horizon 4, a candidate for my biannual Fancy Graphics Game Impulse Purchase

ciderpress, Thursday, 27 September 2018 21:34 (one year ago) link

I like his series about translating Final Fantasy VII, funny and informative.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZefYEaNUJ7w

Brainless Addlepated Timid Muddleheaded Awful No-Account (Pheeel), Thursday, 27 September 2018 21:55 (one year ago) link

Tim made me want Forza Horizon and it’s not a thing I should want.

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Friday, 28 September 2018 00:54 (one year ago) link

Tim plays, screams at Mega Man 11

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7GR5GQy9XU

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Wednesday, 10 October 2018 18:43 (one year ago) link

I can't tell if I prefer exasperated Tim or chill Tim

a film with a little more emotional balls (zchyrs), Wednesday, 10 October 2018 20:24 (one year ago) link

the two types of tim rogers content i love are his scripted review vids that all take poetic turns in the 2nd half (e.g. hyrule warriors, forza horizon 4) and his on-site vids from E3/conventions

ciderpress, Thursday, 11 October 2018 03:59 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

Tim and I have the same Game of the Year

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ru3yZzhhnS8

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Wednesday, 19 December 2018 00:14 (one year ago) link

Does not disappoint.

days of being riled (zchyrs), Wednesday, 19 December 2018 00:55 (one year ago) link

This also reminds me that I need to 1) go back and beat Celeste & 2) pick up Obra Dinn ASAP

days of being riled (zchyrs), Wednesday, 19 December 2018 00:57 (one year ago) link

those two are tied for my goty

ciderpress, Wednesday, 19 December 2018 01:03 (one year ago) link

i downloaded obra dinn the other day and i'm trying to con my partner into trying it out with me tonight!

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 19 December 2018 01:28 (one year ago) link

and rogers' #1 same as mine too. it was a good year for games!

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 19 December 2018 01:28 (one year ago) link

kinda sold on this guy

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 19 December 2018 02:20 (one year ago) link

Obra Dinn is awesome btw, and i don't think i will ever come close to figuring out the fates of everyone

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 19 December 2018 04:25 (one year ago) link

I’m going to sit on my hands on that one for a while owing to my Switch Only policy but I’ll stop waiting in a year or so. I loved Papers Please, what a game.

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Wednesday, 19 December 2018 04:26 (one year ago) link

^same

||||||||, Wednesday, 19 December 2018 08:15 (one year ago) link

good list. hollow knight s/b #1 tho

||||||||, Wednesday, 19 December 2018 08:19 (one year ago) link

He even says there's nothing wrong with it and struggles to find a complaint (too dark to play on the NYC subway, lol), so at the least it should be higher!

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 19 December 2018 13:27 (one year ago) link

Sheesh it’s not like a scientific ranking.

I agree with him though: Hollow Knight is very good and Celeste is the best platforming video game and basically a perfect realization of what video games are good at

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Wednesday, 19 December 2018 17:18 (one year ago) link

Hollow Knight is also a 2017 game

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 19 December 2018 17:51 (one year ago) link

hollow knight is low b/c he played it last year jeez yall didn't listen to all 44 minutes did you xp

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Wednesday, 19 December 2018 17:53 (one year ago) link

year of impact

PCs are powerpoint

||||||||, Wednesday, 19 December 2018 17:55 (one year ago) link

of course I paid attention to all 44 minutes, and I might do it over again!

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Wednesday, 19 December 2018 18:21 (one year ago) link

it's possible that talking-fast-over-a-video is him at his finest.

This is a terrible thing to say about anyone, but having a look at the Shadow of the Tomb Raider video you might have it right.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 20 December 2018 13:55 (one year ago) link

The sheer amount of video editing he must do for these is pretty intense

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Thursday, 20 December 2018 18:43 (one year ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y48DgYY6GVA

Karl Malone, Friday, 28 December 2018 17:45 (one year ago) link

shooting zombies is the vegetarian version of murder

Karl Malone, Friday, 28 December 2018 18:12 (one year ago) link

his story about jonathan blow (#4, braid) is interesting and kind of sad

Karl Malone, Friday, 28 December 2018 21:12 (one year ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqnAx3gx99w

ciderpress, Thursday, 24 January 2019 19:09 (one year ago) link

this is one franchise I just solidly dng

||||||||, Thursday, 24 January 2019 21:00 (one year ago) link

incredible stuff

https://youtu.be/kCf75gfZhXo

devvvine, Saturday, 17 August 2019 21:41 (ten months ago) link

Watched that this morning; did not check the TRT before I started lol

president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Saturday, 17 August 2019 22:18 (ten months ago) link

two months pass...

that kingdom hearts "review" is a masterpiece

diamonddave85​​ (diamonddave85), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 19:06 (eight months ago) link

his video review of Death Stranding is another one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZHUY-nVXKU

president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 19:26 (eight months ago) link

two weeks pass...

tim on pokemon:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsXB95GPimU

ciderpress, Friday, 22 November 2019 23:52 (seven months ago) link

excited to watch that tonight…

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Saturday, 23 November 2019 00:00 (seven months ago) link

two weeks pass...

Tim goes deep on his 2010s:
https://badend.simplecast.com/episodes/the-decade-in-tim-rogers-ft-tim-rogers

icy bike chain rain (zchyrs), Thursday, 12 December 2019 19:42 (seven months ago) link

(this is a super-depressing interview, btw)

icy bike chain rain (zchyrs), Thursday, 12 December 2019 20:33 (seven months ago) link

less depressing (likely)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0TMNoaB6jg

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 16 December 2019 21:22 (six months ago) link

actually still quite depressing!

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Monday, 16 December 2019 22:10 (six months ago) link

i stand corrected. i kinda wanna take that guy out for ice cream.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 17 December 2019 03:19 (six months ago) link

tim rogers, if you ego surf your way here by google, i live in brooklyn and will happily take you out for ice cream at ice and vice if you want. we can talk about not video games. Or Dark Souls!

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 17 December 2019 03:20 (six months ago) link

one month passes...

tim has reviewed animal crossing new horizons, FF7 remake, and cyberpunk 2077:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESl8gJahyBA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0Bi149yQa8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuTXkMnooR4

ciderpress, Saturday, 1 February 2020 05:11 (five months ago) link

All good, tho the Animal Crossing one is less tight and more depressed than most of his stuff. Dude is the most too-smart-for-his-own-good person I know of.

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Saturday, 1 February 2020 06:01 (five months ago) link

announcement: as many of you have decoded from my recent videos, i have decided to step away from full-time work at @Kotaku effective today, in order to focus on @ActionButton's #TRUCKHECK, other Exciting Endeavors, and my health. pic.twitter.com/FIDFtOuG5z

— tim rogers (@108) February 3, 2020

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Monday, 3 February 2020 20:04 (five months ago) link

more in the thread if you click thru

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Monday, 3 February 2020 20:05 (five months ago) link

Kind of a bummer, but he did seem pretty unhappy in that job. I'll look forward to whatever dude does next.

may the force leave us alone (zchyrs), Monday, 3 February 2020 20:10 (five months ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ai8s6SsDqyY

ciderpress, Monday, 17 February 2020 15:53 (four months ago) link

He seems cheerfully unburdened in that one

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Monday, 17 February 2020 15:55 (four months ago) link

i enjoyed learning about the lore of the pink sonic shirt with japanese text that you can buy at target

ciderpress, Monday, 17 February 2020 16:06 (four months ago) link

Guess that's me unsubbing from Kotaku's youtube channel then. No loss really as their non-Rogers content is pretty much worthless.

Brainless Addlepated Timid Muddleheaded Awful No-Account (Pheeel), Monday, 17 February 2020 23:29 (four months ago) link

one month passes...

Tim is on the mend from the ‘vid and the patreon is live

HELLO! i have a patreon: one huge, monthly, hour-long, meticulous, unconventional video review of a game i love. i have 37 videos in the planning stages already. https://t.co/JvTEJSALnx

— tim rogers (@108) April 8, 2020

silby, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 19:42 (three months ago) link

sure why not

ciderpress, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 20:02 (three months ago) link

Daddy needs medicine!

silby, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 20:03 (three months ago) link

i googled tim rogers patreon to grab the link, and saw this tweet, which confused me because i forgot we're in 2020 and jsut saw "current month, current year"

(hang on a second: no, i am NOT making a patreon. i get paid a salary, everybody. and no, i am not going to stream "on the weekend." weekends are for walking around manhattan, watching the @criterionchannl, eating pizza, and reading books)

— tim rogers (@108) April 13, 2019

Hackers (1995) (Will M.), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 20:25 (three months ago) link

omg and the patreon link is in the tweet you posted. i am just crushing it on the internet today. absolutely smashing it

Hackers (1995) (Will M.), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 20:26 (three months ago) link

once he gets this running, i am down to pay

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 23:31 (three months ago) link

same

brechtian social distancing (Simon H.), Thursday, 9 April 2020 00:54 (three months ago) link

He’s got nerve surgery to pay for! Also he’ll be steaming FF7R all day Friday.

silby, Thursday, 9 April 2020 00:55 (three months ago) link

I'm of course on board. Joined at the mysterious $5 tier.

may the force leave us alone (zchyrs), Thursday, 9 April 2020 15:04 (three months ago) link

he's up to $6000 a month, he deserves it all and more!

silby, Thursday, 9 April 2020 15:06 (three months ago) link

whoa, really? i'm not sure i've seen a patreon go that high, wow! he does deserve it. he was the last good thing remaining at kotaku, which he almost singlehandedly kept afloat the last year or so

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 9 April 2020 15:08 (three months ago) link

WHY DID YOU LEAVE KOTAKU?

I found myself suddenly surrounded by numerous offers and opportunities to get paid more by doing less work to produce better content, while also reaching a wider audience. Ain't that the dream? Also, I want to be able to focus on our (Action Button Entertainment's) game TRUCK HECK more.

Also, the CEO was an idiot.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 9 April 2020 15:09 (three months ago) link

one month passes...

premiering at 4PM Pacific / 7PM Eastern / 23:00 UTC, the first Action Button review, of Final Fantasy VII Remake, over 3 hours

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hu4H5ykBP0I

silby, Monday, 25 May 2020 19:50 (one month ago) link

dope but i think i will wait until after i've played the game to watch 3 hours of tim rogers about it

ciderpress, Monday, 25 May 2020 20:00 (one month ago) link

gonna do the opposite

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 25 May 2020 20:58 (one month ago) link

i don't think i'll ever play the real games. so i'm looking forward to experiencing the remake series through tim rogers

Karl Malone, Monday, 25 May 2020 23:06 (one month ago) link

whew, that first hour is fun but exhausting

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 04:09 (one month ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/ZZJnhzA.png

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 26 May 2020 07:11 (one month ago) link

as someone who has never played ffvii and has no intention of playing ffvii or the remake this was amazing. only trouble is that i couldn't help reading everything in tim's voice for the rest of the day

devvvine, Wednesday, 27 May 2020 09:11 (one month ago) link

"what a philosophical nightmare"

devvvine, Wednesday, 27 May 2020 09:15 (one month ago) link

I've also never played FFVII outside of the demo, and probably never will play it, but I find it very fascinating as a pop-cultural relic, so this was worth watching for me. I'll probably avoid his video on TLoU until I've actually played that, though.

american primitive stylophone (zchyrs), Wednesday, 27 May 2020 15:57 (one month ago) link

two hours into this it has mostly convinced me i shouldn't play it. Good review! Saved me a lot of time!

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 27 May 2020 17:14 (one month ago) link

this was fine. i mean i watched three hours without being bored. but i wasn’t at any point wowed enough by anywhere he went with it that i felt, afterwards, it had been a sound investment of my time. which i suspect is how i would feel if i got the ffvii remake so i guess it fits

the ghost of tom, choad (thomp), Friday, 29 May 2020 04:58 (one month ago) link

INSERT CREDIT PODCAST is happening again btw and i kind of prefer his snide persona to his earnest persona so I’ve been digging that a lot

the ghost of tom, choad (thomp), Friday, 29 May 2020 04:59 (one month ago) link

only trouble is that i couldn't help reading everything in tim's voice for the rest of the day

― devvvine, Wednesday, 27 May 2020 09:11 (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

my girlfriend accused me of doing this. i was totally unconscious of it.

the ghost of tom, choad (thomp), Friday, 29 May 2020 05:00 (one month ago) link

three weeks pass...

well, here's three hours on the last of us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGSTEKapIAg

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 22 June 2020 04:08 (three weeks ago) link

One of his best videos imo

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Monday, 22 June 2020 20:01 (three weeks ago) link

his certainty is infectious

k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 01:54 (two weeks ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9V8GPtvQEI

i found this entertaining and it offered a lot more info about the games he's worked on than i'd picked up from his videos

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Thursday, 9 July 2020 15:34 (four days ago) link


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