Rolling Marvel Cinematic Universe thread (+ a poll: Classic or Dud?)

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The poll closing date is the Ant-Man film's premiere date, 10 weeks after Avengers 2, the beginning of Phase 3.

Anticipation threads for individual movies will happen as they always do, but it seems reasonable to have a catch-all thread for the MCU.

Stan Lee cameos: threat or menace?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvel_Cinematic_Universe

discuss, et cetera

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Classic 69
Dud 63


WilliamC, Sunday, 6 April 2014 20:35 (ten years ago) link

Going to see Captain America 2 tonight - I caught the first one on Netflix and it was way better than I expected.

Avengers was a lot of fun in the theater, but I haven't watched it again. Not sure it would hold up at home.

Not a big fan of the Iron Man movies - RDJ's charisma is outweighed by every other element being dull.

Classic just for doing better than the non-MCU properties and waaaaaaaay better than DC.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 6 April 2014 20:45 (ten years ago) link

It's quite a thing, spending hundreds of millions to make billions, and basing it all on superhero comics and boomer nostalgia. But they've managed to produce some reasonably good action films so far. My bias is based on Marvel Zombie status dating to 1972, but I try to be clear-eyed with dissenting views.

WilliamC, Sunday, 6 April 2014 20:51 (ten years ago) link

Dud, both for the passable-at-best movies and for the concept itself.

Simon H., Sunday, 6 April 2014 20:52 (ten years ago) link

I guess the nostalgia is not limited to boomers, though. xp

WilliamC, Sunday, 6 April 2014 20:52 (ten years ago) link

The current crop are pretty classic (though classic seems too strong, tbh). I like the way the serialized, cross-property roll-out parallels the comics. Lots of titles, different takes on familiar characters, largely fun and competent, not totally stupid, thus far really well cast.

I also like the first two Singer X-Men movies a lot, or at least did at the time. Wish those and the FF were part of the official family. But Spider-man, I've got no problem letting him dangle.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 6 April 2014 21:11 (ten years ago) link

just inoffensive and mediocre enough to be broadly popular

Popture, Sunday, 6 April 2014 22:02 (ten years ago) link

Rebooting Spider-man so soon after the other trilogy is easily the worst thing about this.

▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 6 April 2014 22:17 (ten years ago) link

Spider-Man isn't part of the MCU.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 6 April 2014 22:18 (ten years ago) link

I thought that was a Marvel comic.

▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 6 April 2014 22:20 (ten years ago) link

Ah, rtfa, gotcha.

▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 6 April 2014 22:22 (ten years ago) link

It is, but the MCU refers specifically to the properties controlled by Marvel Studios. Sony has movie rights to Spider-Man and Fox has the rights to X-Men stuff. It's kinda convoluted. xp

WilliamC, Sunday, 6 April 2014 22:23 (ten years ago) link

This sums things up quite nicely
http://jonnegroni.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/dnxshsd.png?w=700&h=560p

tsrobodo, Sunday, 6 April 2014 22:35 (ten years ago) link

But also worth noting that the previous Punisher, Blade, and Daredevil movies and Ang Lee's Hulk don't count. A situation so convoluted it could've only been whipped up by people in the mainstream comics industry.

Surprise, It's My Butt (Old Lunch), Sunday, 6 April 2014 23:59 (ten years ago) link

Milo summation otm

recommend me a new bagman (darraghmac), Monday, 7 April 2014 00:51 (ten years ago) link

Good luck making a megafranchise out of Namor and Man-Thing, Universal and Lionsgate!

bizarro gazzara, Monday, 7 April 2014 09:14 (ten years ago) link

I was a huge comic-book fan as a kid. I dip in and out now as a 33-year-old and still enjoy them, but I've kind of lost interest in following the ins and outs of the Marvel comic-book universe. What I admire most about the Marvel movies is that they've taken the core things I loved about the characters I read as a kid and put them more or less wholesale on the screen.

Certainly, not all of them are great or even particularly good in some cases - I don't need to see Hulk, Iron Man 2 or Thor 2 again - but to me they all seem to have a level of affection for and understanding of the characters which in itself is actually pretty unusual for comic-book movies. Man of Steel is probably the worst example of this - everyone involved seemed actively embarrassed to be making movie about Superman - but there are plenty of others, like Bruce Wayne just straight-up giving up on being Batman for years in TDKR or Sandman turning out to be Uncle Ben's killer in Spider-Man 3.

If I was 12 years old now, I'd be thrilled that every six months I could go to the movies and see an excitingly-realised, generally faithful representation of the comics I loved on the screen. At 33, I enjoy them as fun action movies with an unusually ambitious shared-world underpinning which are for the most part way more coherent than other giant summer pictures.

bizarro gazzara, Monday, 7 April 2014 09:37 (ten years ago) link

In a interview with Total Film, Iron Man 3 co-writer and All Hail the King writer-director Drew Pearce mentioned seeing Damage Control as a possible Marvel One-Shot film.

If this actually happened it would make the whole enterprise worthwhile regardless of any other concerns imo

soref, Monday, 7 April 2014 09:52 (ten years ago) link

I've enjoyed most of the MCU movies, and I agree that the heroes have mostly been perfectly cast... But like I said in the Winter Soldier thread, I think probably the biggest flaw in these movies is that the villains have mostly been rather bland. It seems that the MCU has followed the lead of the Nolan Batman movies in that they try to make the villains "realistic" and gritty, i.e. that their origins are explained by "science", there's no magic or cosmic powers etc involved, they don't wear funky villains costumes, they don't have over-the-top despotic personalities, and so on... But this means the villains have mostly been corrupt businessmen or politicians, tough dudes in armor and/or with cybernetic parts, or (like Batroc in the new Cap movie) just your regular action movie thugs with some special martial arts moves, all of which are pretty boring. So while they've managed to turn memorable comic book heroes into memorable movie characters, the same hasn't really happened with the villains.

The biggest exception to the above is Loki, who benefits from the fact that Thor's setting is not "realistic" in any way, so they couldreally make him larger than life, No wonder they had Loki as the main antagonist in the Avengers movie (yeah, I know, he was the first Avengers villain in the comics too, but no one forced them to follow that pattern), since he's pretty much the only true & memorable supervillain they've done so far. But hopefully this'll change with upcoming Guardians and Dr. Strange movies, and when Ultron and Thanos turn up in Avengers... There's no way you could make those villains "realistic", so I hope they won't even try.

Tuomas, Monday, 7 April 2014 10:39 (ten years ago) link

So far generally more towards the classic side, though I fear diminishing returns may set in soon unless they find some way of upping the already pretty massive stakes*. I like the ambition of having a network of narratively connected mega-budget films, it's something that has never been done before at all (unless you buy into the Unified Theory of Pixar, ha).

And I echo the point made above that pre-teen me would have loved the shit out of this, which is a fair indication they've been doing their job.

*I think a major character's death would help with this, but would they dare?

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Monday, 7 April 2014 10:44 (ten years ago) link

An interesting poll might be the MCU vs the Dark Knight trilogy. Had a long and repetitive debate in the pub on Friday about just that.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Monday, 7 April 2014 10:46 (ten years ago) link

xp I'm pretty certain they'll kill Chris Evans and replace him as Captain America with Sebastian Stan. It's already laid out clearly in the comics and Evans is only signed up for six movies, which will be up after the next Cap / Avengers movies.

bizarro gazzara, Monday, 7 April 2014 10:47 (ten years ago) link

I guess that's possible... It was interesting that they didn't really resolve Bucky's plot arc in any way in the new Cap movie, so it seems they definitely have some future plans for him.

Tuomas, Monday, 7 April 2014 10:54 (ten years ago) link

Well, Sebastian Stan's signed up for nine movies and he's only been in two, so...

bizarro gazzara, Monday, 7 April 2014 10:54 (ten years ago) link

Bucky's a way more interesting character than Cap, so I think it would do the MCU good to replace him in a few years - how much more mileage could they really wring out of Evans's essential goodness after two more movies?

bizarro gazzara, Monday, 7 April 2014 10:57 (ten years ago) link

Though if they kill anyone, I think it'll be Tony Stark. Downey it already starting to feel a bit old for the role, and I don't think he has too many movies left in his contract either? Plus there's comic book precedent too for another dude replacing him inside the armor, and that other dude is already a major supporting character in the movies. (The only problem with this is that they cast Don Cheadle as Rhodey, and he's as old as Downey is.)

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Tuomas, Monday, 7 April 2014 10:59 (ten years ago) link

and he's as old as Downey is

So, er, not very old.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Monday, 7 April 2014 11:02 (ten years ago) link

I think the Downey Problem is going to be make-or-break for the whole enterprise. The MCU is basically built on his charisma - if the first Iron Man had failed they would have been fucked for real. Downey's said he knows he can't (and doesn't want to) play Tony forever, and I think they'll have to recast Stark rather than replace him as Iron Man, at least in the long term. I don't think they'll kill him, but I'll be interested to see how they get around the inevitable problem of actors moving on for one reason or another. They're really in uncharted waters here - there's never been an interrelated movie universe where beloved actors will have to be replaced eventually.

bizarro gazzara, Monday, 7 April 2014 11:04 (ten years ago) link

and he's as old as Downey is

So, er, not very old.

I dunno, he's still 10 to 20 years older than the other actors, except for Ruffalo... And with Hulk the guy playing isn't as important, they've already changed him twice.

Tuomas, Monday, 7 April 2014 11:08 (ten years ago) link

"with Hulk the guy playing Banner"

Tuomas, Monday, 7 April 2014 11:09 (ten years ago) link

First Iron Man movie was good. Strong story and clever lines. Everything else I've seen has been middling. I do like that they got Kenneth Branagh to do the first Thor movie -- that was a clever choice.

qwop zapatos (abanana), Monday, 7 April 2014 11:12 (ten years ago) link

Tuomas mostly OTM upthread about the MCU villains so far. I don't think the issue is so much that they've tried to 'grittify' them, though, so much as the rogue's galleries of the heroes who've starred in movies so far just aren't very deep or exciting or Marvel don't own the rights to best of them. Like, an Iron Man vs Doctor Doom movie could be aces but will never happen if Fox have any say in the matter. Whiplash just isn't on the same level.

bizarro gazzara, Monday, 7 April 2014 11:39 (ten years ago) link

I think Avengers is the best so far, as it should've been.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Monday, 7 April 2014 11:39 (ten years ago) link

True, but they haven't really done a good job with the rogues galleries' they do have available either... Like, the Mandarin thing in Iron Man 3 was a clever plot twist, but that just meant the real bad guy was yet another corrupt business type. (Obviously they couldn't use the comic book Mandarin as he was originally conceiced, since he's a Fu Manchu style racist stereotype, but they could've made him into a R'as al Ghul style righteous terrorist or something, and make him have actual superpowers.) And one of the reasons Thor 2 was worse than Thor 1 is because they Malekith into a totally generic baddie, even though the comic book Malekith is a cool villain (a gende-bending shapeshifter elf), and they even had a good actor playing him. That was a total waste of what could've been a potentially great villain.

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Tuomas, Monday, 7 April 2014 11:47 (ten years ago) link

There was a lot of talk around the release of Thor 2 that Malekith had suffered at the expense of reshoots which expanded Loki's role in response to universal admiration for Hiddleston. They definitely did a terrible job with Malekith and Kurse; I wonder if they were less dull in the original plan for the movie.

bizarro gazzara, Monday, 7 April 2014 11:53 (ten years ago) link

I was a huge comic-book fan as a kid. I dip in and out now as a 33-year-old and still enjoy them, but I've kind of lost interest in following the ins and outs of the Marvel comic-book universe. What I admire most about the Marvel movies is that they've taken the core things I loved about the characters I read as a kid and put them more or less wholesale on the screen.

I was a huge comic-book fan as a kid. I still passionately read massive amounts of comics as a 33+-year-old [I spent $770 just on posting comics home to myself in two months in the US last year] and the Marvel comic-book universe can eat my balls. What I admire least about the Marvel movies is the way they make literal billions of dollars and return none of this to the people that created these IP or wrote the specific stories the films are based on.

Charles, hatless (sic), Monday, 7 April 2014 11:59 (ten years ago) link

Plus, if they don't want to limit themselves to "canonical Iron Man villains" or "canonical Cap villains", there's a whole bunch of cool Avengers they could use: Kang the Conqueror! Count Nefaria! Masters of Evil! Korvac! The Absorbing Man And Titania! It definitely seems to be like they've decidedly used the more "realistic" villains, and left out the ones with more fantastic powers and larger-than-life personalities.

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Tuomas, Monday, 7 April 2014 12:02 (ten years ago) link

Def. pisses me off that Stan Lee gets a cameo in the new Cap America movie, a character he had nothing to do w/ creating

Ward Fowler, Monday, 7 April 2014 12:03 (ten years ago) link

I don't think Kirby or Simon were available

Number None, Monday, 7 April 2014 12:08 (ten years ago) link

sic, are you objecting to the MCU on the grounds of lack of monetary compensation for creators or because you don't enjoy them as movies? I'm not disagreeing with the former - I think it's utterly shameful - but I wasn't clear on the latter from what you wrote.

bizarro gazzara, Monday, 7 April 2014 12:09 (ten years ago) link

Ah, this debate again.

Anyway, Loki def. the only villain with presence thus far in these films. Which is odd, because I think they did a good job with the Spider-man villains so far (at least with the Raimi ones), and X-Men villains. Maybe it's just a matter of casting the right actor? Like, Red Skull is a great villain, but maybe Hugo Weaving was not the best choice? But then, Iron Man has faced nothing but generic baddies so far, actors be damned. Didn't Thor fight a giant robot in the first movie?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 7 April 2014 12:11 (ten years ago) link

What I admire least about the Marvel movies is the way they make literal billions of dollars and return none of this to the people that created these IP or wrote the specific stories the films are based on.

While I agree that this is shitty, it's pretty much the standard practice with all entertainment franchises, no? Like, does the guy who wrote the original Wrath of Khan screenplay get any royalties from the Star Trek: Into Darkness? I doubt he does.

Tuomas, Monday, 7 April 2014 12:12 (ten years ago) link

There's a rumour that Gerry Conway is banned from the premiere of the new Spider-man film, despite it apparently being based on one of his most famous issues.

(Google suggests this might now be resolved after the director took the issue to Sony.)

Berk errs Gibbs/Ox (aldo), Monday, 7 April 2014 12:38 (ten years ago) link

I've enjoyed at least a third of these movies.

So, dud.

Eric H., Monday, 7 April 2014 12:45 (ten years ago) link

A third of each movie, or a third of the movies total?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 7 April 2014 13:18 (ten years ago) link

sic, are you objecting to the MCU on the grounds of lack of monetary compensation for creators or because you don't enjoy them as movies? I'm not disagreeing with the former - I think it's utterly shameful - but I wasn't clear on the latter from what you wrote.

I won't see them for this reason, so I don't have any view at all on their quality.

(Liked the first Iron Man on a cheap matinee, second one was far less good, wasn't interested in Thor or Hulk 2, wasn't interested in Cap 1 and Marvel getting a summary judgment against the Kirby heirs in the week of release made me go "eeesh, I can't pay for any of these that I might be interested in in the future." Mantlo's brother specifically asking people with financial qualms to go see Guardians Of The Galaxy means I might, but my reason for interest is Pratt and Gunn. Maaaaybe I'd watch Avengers on TV, but I doubt I'd enjoy it as much as Cabin In The Woods or Much Ado.) [I'd have been curious about watching maybe half an hour of Winter Soldier to see how the Russos' style might translate to an action film.]

― bizarro gazzara, Monday, April 7, 2014 10:09 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

While I agree that this is shitty, it's pretty much the standard practice with all entertainment franchises, no? Like, does the guy who wrote the original Wrath of Khan screenplay get any royalties from the Star Trek: Into Darkness? I doubt he does.

I'm not interested in Star Trek Into Darkness either!

Anyway, no: the creators of most of the Marvel characters were specifically promised financial participation that they were never given; if Meyer doesn't get residuals from home video sales and TV broadcasts of Wrath Of Khan, it's because he specifically agreed to forgo them in whatever arbitration took place over his credit; under Levitz, creators who'd had story elements inspire aspects of DC movie plots quietly got appreciation cheques [this has ended under Nelson, obviously]; George Lucas got lots of the money from at least five out of six Star Wars movies; J.K. Rowling earns about $400 million a year from Harry Potter.

People being fucked over wrt media properties doesn't have to be a rule: every time someone is, it's because other people have made an active decision to do so.

Charles, hatless (sic), Monday, 7 April 2014 13:47 (ten years ago) link

I read an interview with Brubaker where he was like "it's great that this is the first time Marvel have made a movie where there's a book with the same name as it out there so hopefully I'll get some more royalties". It seems crazy that he won't see any money directly

Number None, Monday, 7 April 2014 13:51 (ten years ago) link

I mean, I was mainly saying comic books /= Marvel.

Charles, hatless (sic), Monday, 7 April 2014 13:52 (ten years ago) link

xpost - Brubaker only gets domestic royalties at all because he's currently signed exclusively to Marvel. They don't pay them as a matter of course, and IIRC haven't paid foreign royalties since the 1980s.

Charles, hatless (sic), Monday, 7 April 2014 13:54 (ten years ago) link

Meyer didn't create Khan, of course (character pre-exists the Wrath of Khan)

Ward Fowler, Monday, 7 April 2014 13:57 (ten years ago) link

sic, do you read Marvel comics?

bizarro gazzara, Monday, 7 April 2014 14:00 (ten years ago) link

With all the talking Feige does about the decades worth of stories they have to draw on, the original comics being the perfect storyboards etc. you'd think he's find a way to get the original creators some cash (even just an appreciation cheque)

Number None, Monday, 7 April 2014 14:01 (ten years ago) link

I've seen Iron Man and The Avengers, didn't really see the fun in either. I'm fine with dumb action if it's done with a bit of style. These movies have huge visual effects but never anything really cool going on style-wise.

jmm, Monday, 7 April 2014 15:26 (ten years ago) link

Stan Lee cameos are horrible

have a nice blood/orange bitters cocktail (mh), Monday, 7 April 2014 15:43 (ten years ago) link

the loudest manifestation of mass-culture lobotomy

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Monday, 7 April 2014 15:44 (ten years ago) link

sic, do you read Marvel comics?

I've read Marvel comics.

But in North America last year I bought comics by Oily Comics and Yam Books and Desert Island and USS Catastrophe and Traditional Comics and Study Group Comics and Retrofit and Picturebox and Drippy Bone Books and Floating World and Paper Rocket and Mille Putois and Drawn & Quarterly and Fantagraphics and Adhouse Books and Alternative and Knockabout and Tundra and Last Gasp and The Overlook Press and Escape and Aardvark-Vanaheim and Bergen Street Comics and A Fine Line Press and Blank Slate and Eat More Bikes and Copra Press and Buenaventura Press and Pigeon Press and Look Mom, Comics and Space Face Books and Revival House Press and Koyama Press and Fontanelle Press and Jackie No-Name Books and Matrix Graphic Series and Igloo Tornado and Perfect Day Publishing and Tugboat Press and Hic & Hoc and Cartozia Press and Art & Soul Comics and Hidden Fortress Press and Catastrophe Comics Group and Hotel Fred Press and Robin Bougie and World Protector and New Reliable Press and Red Ink and Secret Prism and Kilgore Books and Thuban Press and Iamwar Pubs and Breakdown Press and Rotland Press and Sequential Artists Workshop and Wishbone Studio and Penguin Books and Marlowe & Company and Harper Collins and Coach House Books and Henry Holt & Co., and five by Marvel (four early-90s reprints of 1964-1972 Doctor Who comics, and a Paul Tobin quarter-bin back issue [it was bad].)

Charles, hatless (sic), Monday, 7 April 2014 15:47 (ten years ago) link

Cool, thanks for the clarification.

bizarro gazzara, Monday, 7 April 2014 15:50 (ten years ago) link

classic. these have definitely contributed to the high standard of children's movies we're currently experiencing.

twistent consistent (Noodle Vague), Monday, 7 April 2014 15:56 (ten years ago) link

Stan Lee cameos are horrible

Topped only by the most unworthily self-congratulatory rounds of applause to be endured anywhere.

Eric H., Monday, 7 April 2014 16:15 (ten years ago) link

Happily, Stan Lee will be 105 in 2028.

Eric H., Monday, 7 April 2014 16:16 (ten years ago) link

DC really needs some Funky Flashman cameos to mock them

have a nice blood/orange bitters cocktail (mh), Monday, 7 April 2014 16:21 (ten years ago) link

Noah was better than all the DC comic movies but worse than all the Avenger Marvel comic movies but about the same as the X-Men/Skateboard Spider-Man Marvel movies.

Philip Nunez, Monday, 7 April 2014 16:29 (ten years ago) link

Dr Morbius, I don't suppose you named yourself after Morbius The Living Vampire? He was a doctor before he was a vampire. I think the comics code insisted on "living vampire" because a regular vampire was deemed too scary for children.

I lean very far towards DUD, for the reasons Charles Hatless (who I'm assuming is Charles Hatfield)and others listed.

I very much agree with Jmm that superhero films are visually lacking in the extreme. I like Sam Raimi but I thought that was the main glaring flaw of his Spiderman films. I think Del Toro's Hellboy films and some stuff in the Burton Batman films are the only exceptions I can think of.

I'll admit that a lot of the reasons I dislike these films are not really to do with the film's themselves. I hate that they are motivated mainly by IP farming and that you can't really escape the franchises. Adverts when I turn on my kindle or go into my email inbox. Products in the supermarket. Seeing litter of sweet wrappers and wet discarded socks with Spiderman on them is horrible. As if James Bond and Star Wars weren't enough. How did Lord Of The Rings turn into a merchandise powerhouse? I thought the Tolkien family controlled everything and hated that stuff?
I do think of that story of Kirby turning pale at the mention of going to a toy shop, but I mainly just hate how inescapable all this stuff is.

I was kind of interested when I heard the possibility of Del Toro doing Dr Strange and Kirby's Demon but I don't think those are happening for him anymore. I'm glad Mountains Of Madness never happened. Joe Pulver said he'd like to do a Dr Strange book and that sounds interesting too but I'd rather he just did his own thing.

Isolating the films: I liked Tobey Maguire as Peter Parker, Devito as Penguin, Nicholson as Joker, Ledger as Joker (my fave is still Bruce Timm/Mark Hamill Joker), Hardy's Bane, Dallas as Fandral The Dashing; but I don't like the film's all that much aside from moments here and there. Although I'd say Nolan's Batman and Raimi's first two Spiderman films are pretty good.

There is a problem with supervillains, in making them believable. There has been a fair number of costumed vigilantes in real life but costumed criminals I've never heard of apart from rapists in Malaysia who dress as the oily orange man of their folklore.

One thing that bothers me about the general approach to superheroes today is that it seems like it's all motivated by fanboys in denial about superheroes being silly(not necessarily a bad quality). Superman and Captain America have been made increasingly about certain concepts because people have trouble reconciling that they are historically important to the genre but not very interesting characters.
Fanboy says "oh my God it's so serious, iconic, relevant. This new event where loads of characters die and get raped is so fucking serious, it'll change everything forever! These heroes are so iconic, I need lots of statues and collectables to try and convince myself I haven't been wasting my time; these hardback collections aren't obscenely priced at all, these are important iconic modern myths. There's nothing wrong with Stan Lee's writing, people used to talk like that and state the obvious repeatedly. Blah blah blah iconic blah blah blah serious blah blah iconic super relevant modern myths that say so much about our times, blah blah blah iconic iconic iconic".

Bloody comic fandom overrun with an equivalent of rockists a hundred times worse than in music fandom. I weep and yearn for a day when I can be excited by comics industry again.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Monday, 7 April 2014 17:38 (ten years ago) link

Richard Nixon in Days of Future Past might be the breakout villain everyone was hoping for.

Philip Nunez, Monday, 7 April 2014 17:57 (ten years ago) link

the enterprise is notable for its audacity and scale, but in general I don't really care. I've seen a handful and they were okay, nothing I would really want to watch more than once.

sic otm in general

If they made an Adam Warlock movie, then I might go full fanboy.

jmm, Monday, 7 April 2014 19:00 (ten years ago) link

It would take an uncommonly stylish Creeper, Silver Surfer, Namor, Ghost Rider, Man-Thing or Dr Strange film for me to get excited. That old Catwoman script with her fighting superheroes in a beach town sounded fun but also like a negative parody of superheroes which DC probably wouldn't appreciate. Maybe Swamp Thing, Sandman, Metamorpho, Shade The Changing Man.

Maybe great films based on DC and Marvel stuff would annoy me more because I'd rather talented people focus on new ideas.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Monday, 7 April 2014 19:24 (ten years ago) link

dunno if this is still happening but it could be cool

Rumors in November 2012 suggested that Guillermo del Toro was working on a Justice League Dark film titled Heaven Sent. It would feature Deadman, the Spectre, Swamp Thing, Constantine, the Phantom Stranger, Zatanna, Zatara, Sargon the Sorcerer, and Etrigan the Demon.[28] Del Toro later confirmed in January 2013 that he is working on such a movie, with the working title, Dark Universe, and is hiring a screenwriter for the film. Del Toro revealed Swamp Thing, Constantine, The Spectre, Deadman, Zatanna and Zatara were characters in the story.

Number None, Monday, 7 April 2014 19:30 (ten years ago) link

I heard about that a couple of years ago and it does sound quite exciting (damn them) but I assumed it was just another thing heaped on the pile of things he's optioned but will never do. I'm genuinely worried he'll end up doing far more adaptations and remakes than original films (looking forward to Crimson Peak), but of all the adaptations/remakes, Dan Simmons' Drood sounds the most promising. He seems to have his heart set firmly on Frankenstein but I just can't get excited about that.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Monday, 7 April 2014 19:58 (ten years ago) link

I do think that all the fan-service crap Marvel is beholden to really constrains and limits what's possible with this material.

What would be possible otherwise?

Nhex, Monday, 7 April 2014 20:02 (ten years ago) link

I know, can't bite the hand that feeds

but it's not really that hard to imagine alternatives is it? keeping everything tied into a single continuity unique or unusual takes on characters

Another thing that would revert me to geekish excitement is a film starring Fin Fang Foom, Groot, Gargantus, Grogg, Rommbu, Gorgolla, Goom, Orrgo, Shagg, Scarecrow etc.

It'd be extremely unlikely but if it did happen there'd be no excuse for no money to Kirby's family. Because those monsters are about as Kirby as it gets.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Monday, 7 April 2014 20:10 (ten years ago) link

DC should make a Fourth World film and pay the Kirby estate, just to fuck with Marvel (also it would rule).

Berk errs Gibbs/Ox (aldo), Monday, 7 April 2014 20:12 (ten years ago) link

xp I seriously do wonder, though. I feel like the shared universe is actually giving us more opportunities to see stuff like Ant-Man or Guardians of the Galaxy that wouldn't have happened otherwise. Whether they'll be good, I don't know, but they can't be worse than Elektra or Ghost Rider at their general competence level now.

I can see what you mean if there was something floating around like an adaptation of more serious/non-superhero stuff like Preacher, Y: The Last Man, Sandman, and so on, but nothing is coming to mind in the MU (lol thanks for reminding me of Howard the Duck - I had no idea it was even a Marvel comic for years after the fact).

Nhex, Monday, 7 April 2014 20:14 (ten years ago) link

aldo: Are DC and Kirby's estate on good terms? I wonder if the family was paid for their use in (for example) the various DCAU series

Nhex, Monday, 7 April 2014 20:15 (ten years ago) link

I'd say Marvel, quite justifiably, doesn't care what hardcore comics fans want to see tbh. They can't make blockbuster money off the 5,000 people who buy a non-X/Spider-Man/Avengers-related graphic novel.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 7 April 2014 20:17 (ten years ago) link

yeah these films are consistent if nothing else

at the same time, wouldn't it be cool if there was room for non-continuity pitches, like, say a heist movie starring MU supervillains

xp

Are DC and Kirby's estate on good terms? I wonder if the family was paid for their use in (for example) the various DCAU series

they're definitely on better terms than Marvel and the Kirby estate (but I'll defer to the more knowledgable sic here)

one of those DCAU episodes was dedicated to Jack fwiw

and they clearly (affectionately) modeled Dan Turpin after him in the Superman TAS. man that was a great show.

Marvel will put the mid-tier and oddball stuff in TV pitches.

Every month is a new single-character series from Marvel (I'm getting in 50 copies of the All-New Doop series tomorrow, pretty sure I over-ordered), in part I'd guess it's orders from Disney/Marvel Studios to test the waters.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 7 April 2014 20:20 (ten years ago) link

Not sure about Kirby in particular, but DC aren't any better in general as Al Plastino's recent death showed.

Berk errs Gibbs/Ox (aldo), Monday, 7 April 2014 20:23 (ten years ago) link

There's a Doop series now? Wow.

Nhex, Monday, 7 April 2014 20:24 (ten years ago) link

Thor IV: Thor Is Not Dead
Thor V: Asgard Is for Real

MV, Monday, 7 April 2014 20:25 (ten years ago) link

I was thinking about this earlier, how it's a small miracle that by and large these movies are not terrible. Things they have to contend with:

1) decades of comic stories/mythology/continuity
2) several interlocking films and their shared mythology/continuity
3) The devil's bargain that is Hollywood blockbuster filmmaking
4) the prospect of several more films continuing plots/characters set in motion
5) A hunk of major characters owned or permanently leased or however it works to other studios
6) Hyper-nerd, detail-minded fans who, who knows, maybe could kill one of these movies, if they could resist.

That's a lot of juggling to do, a lot of constraints. The addition of Quicksilver/Scarlet Witch to the next Avengers as (maybe? likely?) non-mutants in a world without Magneto and/or mutants, might be the biggest muddling yet to the canon, which ironically, in the name of convenience, could make things even more convoluted.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 7 April 2014 20:34 (ten years ago) link

Is there really a Doop series in the making, or was that a joke? Because I would so watch it, especially if all of his lines were incomprehensible.

Tuomas, Monday, 7 April 2014 20:36 (ten years ago) link

Marvel wouldn't have the rights to Doop anyway seeing as he's a mutant

Number None, Monday, 7 April 2014 20:39 (ten years ago) link

Speaking of Howard The Duck, there is quite a few screen DC and Marvel properties that nobody talks about anymore... Nick Fury (Hasselhoff), 90s Fantastic Four (I think this was filmed without the creators knowing it was never going to be released but I'm sure it was eventually released), an old cheap Dr Strange film, 70s Spiderman, Japanese Spiderman, Supergirl, Swamp Thing on tv and film, Man-Thing, I'm sure there is more (animation doesn't count)

Robert Adam Gilmour, Monday, 7 April 2014 20:39 (ten years ago) link

Those all take place in different, stand-alone universes.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 7 April 2014 20:41 (ten years ago) link

The addition of Quicksilver/Scarlet Witch to the next Avengers as (maybe? likely?) non-mutants in a world without Magneto and/or mutants, might be the biggest muddling yet to the canon

IIRC Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver being mutants wasn't really a big thing for years after they debuted in The Avengers comic. This was before mutants became a hot commodity, so they weren't really connected to the X-Men, and even the fact that Magneto was their father was retcon that happened years after their introduction. I'd say even today they're still considered to be more "Avengers characters" than "mutant characters".

Tuomas, Monday, 7 April 2014 20:43 (ten years ago) link

That's true, the Magneto reveal came later. Though of course Quicksilver is in the new X-Men movie, one assumes as a mutant.

Seriously, though, that's something I like about these things. All these characters have been drawn and written so many different people, over the years, in different ways, different titles, through different storylines, that it's kind of neat to see the movies approach them in a similarly constantly reinventing manner.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 7 April 2014 20:44 (ten years ago) link

Also, the stinger at the end of Winter Soldier seemed to hint that in the movie universe they were genetically engineered by HYDRA, i.e. not the same sort of mutants as the X-Men.

(xpost)

Tuomas, Monday, 7 April 2014 20:47 (ten years ago) link

I think that sometimes giving the hard-core fans what they want is often a terrible idea. You'd maybe get what is sometimes referred to as "jacking off over a longbox" (continuity fetishism). That has to be my favourite comics term I've heard. Another is "Swamp Thing envy" (people trying to redefine a character in a major way that doesn't just stop at fresh reinvention).

Robert Adam Gilmour, Monday, 7 April 2014 20:48 (ten years ago) link

If one has to do these characters, I think reinvention is the best way to go but what "Swamp Thing envy" criticizes is calculated attempts at making the new interpretation becoming the dominant version or something looked on as an important version.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Monday, 7 April 2014 20:52 (ten years ago) link

And to be honest, Scarlet Witch has one of the least feasibly "mutant" powers in the Marvel comics... It was her mutated genes that made he a magician?

Tuomas, Monday, 7 April 2014 20:52 (ten years ago) link

It was only topped by Longshot's power: it was his genetical mutation that allowed him to always have luck on his side... Because that's what genes do.

Tuomas, Monday, 7 April 2014 20:54 (ten years ago) link

Is there really a Doop series in the making, or was that a joke? Because I would so watch it, especially if all of his lines were incomprehensible.

There's a Doop comic that debuts tomorrow. I'm just saying that after Hawkeye became a surprise hit (though it's cooled a touch), Marvel has been pumping out new single-character series and I imagine that's partially to find out which could be successful on Netflix/etc.

In the past couple of months:
Black Widow
She-Hulk
Ghost Rider
Silver Surfer
Ms. Marvel (doesn't really count in the same way, I guess)
Iron Patriot
Punisher

Upcoming:
Elektra
Daredevil
Hulk

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 7 April 2014 21:22 (ten years ago) link

It was only topped by Longshot's power: it was his genetical mutation that allowed him to always have luck on his side... Because that's what genes do.

― Tuomas, Monday, April 7, 2014 3:54 PM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

IRL, only the papercut of of a radioactive playing card.

MV, Monday, 7 April 2014 21:30 (ten years ago) link

re: kirby i read somewhere that the dolph lundgren he-man movie was a tribute to 4th world

Philip Nunez, Monday, 7 April 2014 21:34 (ten years ago) link

I loved Howard the Duck when I was a kid, and saw it again much later and thought it was hilarious and awesome. I don't really understand the hate, it is quite possibly a better movie than Return of the Jedi.

The He-Man movie was great fun, but had pretty much NOTHING to do w the cartoon/toys and pretty much killed He-Man for me. It was a super entertaining late-era Star Wars ripoff tho.

Really looking forward to Dr. Strange. I loved the Avengers, but two of the members were basically just every day normal human spies. Give me more cosmic stuff and I'll be there (the military stuff in Iron Man and Captain America kinda keep me away from those movies).

▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 8 April 2014 04:38 (ten years ago) link

in the new film about Jodorowsky's Dune, they make a quick (but convincing) argument that mobius' work on that failed film informed the look and feel of Masters of the Universe

I made a grave mistake with my balloon at the end (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 April 2014 04:59 (ten years ago) link

I weep and yearn for a day when I can be excited by comics industry again.

You can’t get excited by an industry including Self Made Hero and Blank Slate and Nobrow and Oily and Retrofit and D&Q and Fanta and March and Hyperbole And A Half (never mind the printing quality, feel the bookstore penetration) and Study Group and Stephenson’s Image, and Dark Horse supporting full-colour Evan Dorkin and reviving Shaolin Cowboy, and Humanoids and Dunbier and Copra and Koyama and Floating World and Desert Island and TCAF and SPX and Thought Bubble and Octopus Pie and Smut Peddler and the Inkstuds tour and only four months since Picturebox published?

Are DC and Kirby's estate on good terms?

cf my Diane Nelson ref

Charles, hatless (sic), Tuesday, 8 April 2014 05:56 (ten years ago) link

um, what?

Nhex, Tuesday, 8 April 2014 05:59 (ten years ago) link

I get you. Didn't know that, though I had heard that about Levitz.

Berk errs Gibbs/Ox (aldo), Tuesday, 8 April 2014 06:46 (ten years ago) link

There is certainly good stuff being published but I'm extremely jaded and fickle about comics but I don't think my relatively narrow taste is the problem. The fact that Fantagraphics were recently in trouble was some of the worst news ever. In recent years I did get into some great stuff (Frantisek Skala, Jeremy Bastian, Kentaro Miura, Carlos Nine, Dave Cooper, Patrick McEown, Jonny Negron, Nicolas Dr Crecy) but nothing has really blown me away in all aspects, in a long time. Always something good and interesting but rarely anything to get giddy about in the way that books, music, film and tv have several things a year to salivate over; the best you can usually hope for is some interesting drawings. Maybe if you can speak several languages and go around the world buying.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, 8 April 2014 13:28 (ten years ago) link

Really looking forward to Dr. Strange. I loved the Avengers, but two of the members were basically just every day normal human spies. Give me more cosmic stuff and I'll be there (the military stuff in Iron Man and Captain America kinda keep me away from those movies).

Joss Whedon has said this is one reason he wanted Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch, because he realized the Avengers were dominated by "punchy powers."

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 8 April 2014 13:39 (ten years ago) link

That sounds good! One of the worst recent trends in superhero comics is the "superheroes act like soldiers/cops" macho vibe spearheaded by Bendis, and this seems to have bled into the movies as well. If I want to watch cops I'll watch a regular cop show, superhero stories should have cosmic shenanigans and weirdo characters.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 9 April 2014 06:01 (ten years ago) link

Well Classic or Dud they making bank
http://www.slashfilm.com/marvel-cinematic-universe-box-office/

tsrobodo, Wednesday, 9 April 2014 23:19 (ten years ago) link

classic all around. best thing to happen to movies since wes anderson.

son of cochise, Wednesday, 9 April 2014 23:23 (ten years ago) link

chris ware's hawkeye would be great as a silent movie directed by kathryn bigelow with nothing but a ragtime soundtrack and some tasteful explosions.

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 10 April 2014 00:17 (ten years ago) link

That sounds good! One of the worst recent trends in superhero comics is the "superheroes act like soldiers/cops" macho vibe spearheaded by Bendis, and this seems to have bled into the movies as well. If I want to watch cops I'll watch a regular cop show, superhero stories should have cosmic shenanigans and weirdo characters.

And why doesn’t Batman dance anymore? Remember the Batusi?

Your Favorite Album in the Cutout Bin, Thursday, 10 April 2014 16:53 (ten years ago) link

the hardboiled cop thing works for Batman (altho I thought the campy 60s series worked great too) but different characters are best suited to different approaches

Yeah, it might work for some characters, but I don't really care abot those characters (like Batman) anyway. But what Bendis and his followers did was to make pretty much all Marvel characters they touched into hard-boiled cops/soldiers, which I hated. Thankfully the worst days seem to be over (at least in comics), in the last few years titles like Avengers Academy or Young Avengers or Journey into Mystery have brought back the idealism and cosmic adventures and weirdo vibes, which I feel are much better suited for these characters.

Tuomas, Thursday, 10 April 2014 17:20 (ten years ago) link

Huh - I felt like Bendis made every character into snarky goofballs, like Spider-Man

Nhex, Thursday, 10 April 2014 17:47 (ten years ago) link

I can't really imagine why someone would portray Captain America as a soldier.

I'd blame it more on Millar and the success of the Ultimates, but blame isn't the word I'd use.

Your Favorite Album in the Cutout Bin, Thursday, 10 April 2014 17:52 (ten years ago) link

can't imagine at all why the alter ego of a dude who was turned into a superhuman by the US Army via the Super-Soldier project would be portrayed like a soldier, nothing at all rings a bell.

getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 April 2014 17:58 (ten years ago) link

And why doesn’t Batman dance anymore? Remember the Batusi?

― Your Favorite Album in the Cutout Bin, Thursday, April 10, 2014 12:53 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

marcos, Thursday, 10 April 2014 18:09 (ten years ago) link

apparently Mark Millar is performing the Whedon-style creative consultant role for Fox's forthcoming superhero movies. That's their big plan

Number None, Thursday, 10 April 2014 20:42 (ten years ago) link

I can't really imagine why someone would portray Captain America as a soldier.

I'd blame it more on Millar and the success of the Ultimates, but blame isn't the word I'd use.

― Your Favorite Album in the Cutout Bin, 10. huhtikuuta 2014 20:52

can't imagine at all why the alter ego of a dude who was turned into a superhuman by the US Army via the Super-Soldier project would be portrayed like a soldier, nothing at all rings a bell.

― getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), 10. huhtikuuta 2014 20:58

Er, if you didn't notice it, I wasn't talking just about Captain America, but Avengers in general... And it isn't just portraying Captain America as a soldier (which has been done before Bendis, though some writers have also distanced him from that), but this all hard-boiled superheroes-as-paramilitary-experts, which was popularized by Bendis - and yes, by Millar too. Many writers have used Cap as the leader of Avengers in the past without the Avengers becoming all macho.

But Bendis quite specifically tore apart the whole concept of Avengers (in Disassembled) just so he could remake them in the hard-boiled style he favours. And I'm not saying there's a room for a superhero book like this, but the influence of Bendis and Millar was felt all across Marvel comics at this time, with the cosmic superheroes like Guardians of the Galaxy being the main exception. (Because of this, GotG was pretty much the best Marvel title around that time, so it's kinda ironic that now Bendis has taken over it and made into a macho comic too.) So it was kinda overwhelming, and depressing for those of us who don't particularly care for this kind of superhero writing.

And the influence of Bendis and Millar and co. has definitely bled into the movies as well. Take Hawkeye, for example: in the main Marvel universe he was an anti-authoritarian, tricksterish former criminal, which made him into a nice foil for Cap. But the movies have taken their cue from the Ultimates, where's his just this super-professional company man, i.e. a much more boring and generic action movie hero.

Tuomas, Friday, 11 April 2014 06:51 (ten years ago) link

"DO YOU THINK THIS A STANDS FOR FINLAND?"

Berk errs Gibbs/Ox (aldo), Friday, 11 April 2014 08:20 (ten years ago) link

Take Hawkeye, for example: in the main Marvel universe he was an anti-authoritarian, tricksterish former criminal, which made him into a nice foil for Cap. But the movies have taken their cue from the Ultimates, where's his just this super-professional company man, i.e. a much more boring and generic action movie hero.

To be fair, Hawkeye spent most of The Avengers under Loki's control, and only regained his mind just in time for the all-action finale where there wasn't really much time to dig into his backstory. From what I've read about Age of Ultron so far, it looks like Whedon plans to put more of a focus on the characters that don't have their own movies, so we may yet find out that there's more to Hawkeye than we say in The Avengers (Pizza Dog cameo ftw!)

bizarro gazzara, Friday, 11 April 2014 10:50 (ten years ago) link

Renner seems like a pretty boring dude tbh

Number None, Friday, 11 April 2014 11:05 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, I guess it's still possible to make Hawkeye interesting, but given that he's so obviously based on the Ultimates version and not the main Marvel universe one, I'm not so sure it'll actually happen. I doubt he'll be revealed to be a ex-carny or anything like that...

Tuomas, Friday, 11 April 2014 11:42 (ten years ago) link

And I'm not saying the movie characters need to be exactly like their comic counterparts, just that most of the changes they've done have made them more generic and boring than in the comics. (Except for Tony Stark, but that's mostly due to Robert Downey Jr.'s performance.)

Tuomas, Friday, 11 April 2014 11:46 (ten years ago) link

It's partly that paradox I pointed out: they've got decades of mythology to juggle and fans to appease, but also, like, the rest of the living world to appeal to, so there's a limit to how deep these movies can go.

Frankly, unless it's happened, I'm surprised there hasn't been a must-read fill-in-the-gaps comic book tie-in with the movies. If not, seems like a missed opportunity to drag people over or back over to the books.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 11 April 2014 12:03 (ten years ago) link

Are they still doing comic book adaptations of comic book movies?

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Friday, 11 April 2014 12:25 (ten years ago) link

Don't miss this Avengers Assemble novelisation, which apparently stars "Nick Furry".

http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/13615968-avengers

What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Friday, 11 April 2014 12:55 (ten years ago) link

Tuomas complaining about that Scarlet Witch costume in 3, 2...

Number None, Friday, 11 April 2014 13:19 (ten years ago) link

Frankly, unless it's happened, I'm surprised there hasn't been a must-read fill-in-the-gaps comic book tie-in with the movies.

How can this surprise you after the last 13-odd years of Marvel tying in their publishing program with film releases

brock out with your cock out (sic), Friday, 11 April 2014 13:39 (ten years ago) link

Because I don't read comic books anymore? And, from that vantage, I haven't felt any compulsion to check? I mean, I don't watch Agents of SHIELD, either, but I know the last ep tied in directly to Captain America 2. I realize the comics and movies sort of occupy the same plane, as it were, but my surprise is that, in the credits to Iron Man 3 or Avengers or Thor 2 or something - even a press release - there's not a direct, well, directive to pick up the current comic. Unless it's just implicit. But if they announced issues such and such of whatever title lay some groundwork for Avengers 2, wouldn't they get a reader bump?

Then again, Agents of SHIELD tie-in to Cap'n was apparently the show's ratings low.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 11 April 2014 13:48 (ten years ago) link

Marvel puts out movie tie-in comics (and, yeah, there have been some fill-in-the-gaps books to go along with the straight adaptations), but they're generally shitty when it comes to synergy beyond that. Most recent case in point: a bunch of the Guardians of the Galaxy trades most pertinent to the upcoming movie are currently out of print and super expensive to acquire.

Surprise, It's My Butt (Old Lunch), Friday, 11 April 2014 16:14 (ten years ago) link

they did come up with "Nicholas Fury Jr."

Number None, Friday, 11 April 2014 16:17 (ten years ago) link

I think there's a good chance of Guardians of the Galaxy being a relative flop, which will put an end to any idea of the cosmic/weird side of Marvel in favor of more mainstream/actiony stuff. That's just the way it goes with needing to appeal to an audience that mostly doesn't read comics.

Saw a trailer for the new Spidey last night, it looks absolutely terrible - whatever the MCU flaws, they're just so much better than the Spider-Man or X-Men movie universes.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 11 April 2014 16:24 (ten years ago) link

xpost Yeah, they do kinda goofy and perfunctory stuff, like putting the X-Men in black leather when the first movie came out and revamping Spider-Man to give him organic jizz web shooters. I guess Coulson is part of the MU proper now? That's something.

Surprise, It's My Butt (Old Lunch), Friday, 11 April 2014 16:25 (ten years ago) link

The new Spider-Man action scenes still look like videogame cut scenes, which is pretty ridic for a blockbuster in 2014.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 11 April 2014 16:30 (ten years ago) link

smash cut to Transformers: Grimlock Edition making crazy money

Nhex, Friday, 11 April 2014 17:32 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

We got Dr. Strange movie: http://www.deadline.com/2014/06/marvel-doctor-strange-movie-scott-derrickson-sinister/

(Way too early for a dedicated thread, imo.)

WilliamC, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 00:04 (nine years ago) link

Clooney or gtfo

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 01:33 (nine years ago) link

My wife begs to differ: "Viggo or gtfo."

WilliamC, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 01:38 (nine years ago) link

Elias Koteas, assuming he doesn't look weird with hair

On-the-spot Dicespin (DJP), Wednesday, 4 June 2014 01:44 (nine years ago) link

Corbin Bernsen

getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 4 June 2014 01:45 (nine years ago) link

oh that's good

On-the-spot Dicespin (DJP), Wednesday, 4 June 2014 01:52 (nine years ago) link

The new Spider-Man action scenes still look like videogame cut scenes, which is pretty ridic for a blockbuster in 2014.
--Kiarostami bag (milo z)

That's why they got banished to canada

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 4 June 2014 03:50 (nine years ago) link

The Universe is not kind, it will be Patrick Dempsey.

tsrobodo, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 10:03 (nine years ago) link

rumour is Jared Leto. Ugh

Number None, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 12:44 (nine years ago) link

Figured this was coming soon with that random shout-out in Winter Soldier

Nhex, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 13:34 (nine years ago) link

Vincent D'Onofrio as Wilson Fisk in the Daredevil series.

(announced by Marvel, that is)

weird, who's dd?

sci-fi looking, chubby-leafed, delicately bizarre (contenderizer), Tuesday, 10 June 2014 22:07 (nine years ago) link

Some guy named Charlie Cox.

nice casting of VDO

Nhex, Tuesday, 10 June 2014 22:55 (nine years ago) link

Can't see the DD series being much cop.

Has there been a half-decent live action superhero show since Batman?

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Wednesday, 11 June 2014 11:42 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

Well THERE'S your info dump:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BtVzZ-5IQAAFf8p.png

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 24 July 2014 22:08 (nine years ago) link

December 2, 2019

DOCTOR STRANGE: WAR WAR

da croupier, Thursday, 24 July 2014 22:11 (nine years ago) link

wowzers

Nhex, Thursday, 24 July 2014 22:13 (nine years ago) link

very excited for world war hulk and the inhumans. they should do planet hulk lead-in somehow maybe on tv

Mordy, Thursday, 24 July 2014 22:14 (nine years ago) link

May 3, 2020

ANT-MAN: LITTLE DUDE, BIG WAR

da croupier, Thursday, 24 July 2014 22:14 (nine years ago) link

this is never going to end is it

Οὖτις, Thursday, 24 July 2014 22:18 (nine years ago) link

They'll cycle through and then...reboot!

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 24 July 2014 22:18 (nine years ago) link

I guess RDJ said "Eh, just gimme one more Avengers movie, I need to take a nap."

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 24 July 2014 22:18 (nine years ago) link

has this been confirmed anywhere aside from twitpic?

da croupier, Thursday, 24 July 2014 22:19 (nine years ago) link

awful optimistic of them to assume phrases like WORLD WAR and CIVIL WAR won't be gauche in 2018

da croupier, Thursday, 24 July 2014 22:20 (nine years ago) link

xpost -- Not really. But if you're going to release a fake, now's the time.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 24 July 2014 22:21 (nine years ago) link

Didn't that come out months ago, though?

boney tassel (sic), Thursday, 24 July 2014 22:30 (nine years ago) link

Wouldn't be surprised at all!

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 24 July 2014 22:31 (nine years ago) link

the dates have but they've announced no titles beyond dr strange

da croupier, Thursday, 24 July 2014 22:38 (nine years ago) link

God I hope the world ends before then.

You are exactly why people root for the apes (Eric H.), Friday, 25 July 2014 01:16 (nine years ago) link

It's totally fake. Everyone knows Civil War comes before Fallen Son.

Frederik B, Friday, 25 July 2014 02:30 (nine years ago) link

WOW, THE INHUMANS! A man who can't talk lest he destroy the world and a woman with magic mutant hair iirc. Maybe some kind of underwater green guy?

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Friday, 25 July 2014 02:34 (nine years ago) link

the big dog yo

Mordy, Friday, 25 July 2014 02:36 (nine years ago) link

Would definitely watch over Flash vs Green Lantern.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Friday, 25 July 2014 02:38 (nine years ago) link

Or maybe the next one will be about Mosaic and we'll get commentary like this.

http://i.imgur.com/9mRyZys.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/DcLq1RG.jpg

tsrobodo, Friday, 25 July 2014 06:51 (nine years ago) link

God comic art was ugly in the early 90s.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Friday, 25 July 2014 11:56 (nine years ago) link

Justin Theroux as Dr Strange, maybe?

Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Friday, 25 July 2014 13:28 (nine years ago) link

(I'm having a difficult time thinking of actors with the right Look who are tall enough)

Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Friday, 25 July 2014 13:28 (nine years ago) link

Maybe Ty Burrell...?

Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Friday, 25 July 2014 13:38 (nine years ago) link

itt DJP talks to himself about Marvel movies

Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Friday, 25 July 2014 13:39 (nine years ago) link

Cumerbatch as Strange?

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Friday, 25 July 2014 13:47 (nine years ago) link

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Friday, 25 July 2014 13:50 (nine years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/01/Stan_Lee_1975_cropped.jpg
He's got the hair colouring for it already

a biscuit/donut hybrid called “bisnuts” (stevie), Friday, 25 July 2014 14:12 (nine years ago) link

[sorry for the huge]

a biscuit/donut hybrid called “bisnuts” (stevie), Friday, 25 July 2014 14:13 (nine years ago) link

how about Steve Strange?

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 25 July 2014 14:21 (nine years ago) link

I hope they let the alliteration rip in the Dr Strange movie

putting in my vote for david tennant as strange

great idea, plus he'd probably do it

CLOONEY as Doc Strange or gtfo

Οὖτις, Friday, 25 July 2014 17:07 (nine years ago) link

good in a pencil mustache, not a doctor in real life but used to play one on TV

Οὖτις, Friday, 25 July 2014 17:08 (nine years ago) link

they'll shoot for Clooney and end up with Jack from Lost

While George Clooney is the ideal in a lot of ways he's also 53

da croupier, Friday, 25 July 2014 17:28 (nine years ago) link

Strange is not a young character, he's got grey hair etc

Οὖτις, Friday, 25 July 2014 17:28 (nine years ago) link

Downey Jr is 49

Οὖτις, Friday, 25 July 2014 17:29 (nine years ago) link

yeah and he's made four movies as iron man, not zero

da croupier, Friday, 25 July 2014 17:30 (nine years ago) link

dr. strange 1 doesn't come out until 2016

da croupier, Friday, 25 July 2014 17:31 (nine years ago) link

also disney probably doesn't want an actor who will be expensive from the word go

from the movie stars in split-shots with a drawing when you gis "dr. strange" honestly i might expect someone like joseph fiennes

da croupier, Friday, 25 July 2014 17:35 (nine years ago) link

i predict a shia

resulting post (rogermexico.), Friday, 25 July 2014 17:42 (nine years ago) link

rooting for nick offerman tho

da croupier, Friday, 25 July 2014 17:42 (nine years ago) link

chris pratt can take him to the gym

da croupier, Friday, 25 July 2014 17:43 (nine years ago) link

you're on the right track but insiders are already whispering that this will be a breakout role for aziz ansari

resulting post (rogermexico.), Friday, 25 July 2014 17:49 (nine years ago) link

george clooney as dr strange is inspired

Mordy, Friday, 25 July 2014 17:49 (nine years ago) link

clooney's name's been thrown around for years. whenever a part like this gets a lot of casting speculation from fanboys it seems like it always ends up going to a relative unknown so

xp lol

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 25 July 2014 19:46 (nine years ago) link

joaquin is pretty believable, respected, known but not likely to cost a ton upfront

da croupier, Friday, 25 July 2014 19:48 (nine years ago) link

http://img.moviepilot.com/assets/tarantulaV2/embedded_images/1380111716_her3.jpg

has rocked stache to acclaim

da croupier, Friday, 25 July 2014 19:49 (nine years ago) link

regretfully won't be set in 1967

lol

it won't be him, he doesn't want to do interviews

Nhex, Friday, 25 July 2014 20:29 (nine years ago) link

I vote for Timothy Olyphant

EZ Snappin, Friday, 25 July 2014 20:31 (nine years ago) link

Michael Shannon.

Self-Satisfaction Guaranteed (Old Lunch), Friday, 25 July 2014 20:41 (nine years ago) link

He can continue his villain streak as Dormammu

it's fun reading the comments to every article about this and seeing everyone suggest every single white dude who's ever had a goatee

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 25 July 2014 20:46 (nine years ago) link

lol

Οὖτις, Friday, 25 July 2014 20:53 (nine years ago) link

man if they hadn't already used idris elba in thor...

thinking of what jared leto would be like is seriously cracking me up

r|t|c, Friday, 25 July 2014 21:22 (nine years ago) link

elba's already been campaigning for black panther right? not like it'd be too out there, there'd just be a scene where hemsworth was like "hm you look like someone i know *audience laughter*"

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 25 July 2014 21:49 (nine years ago) link

i don't like actors being more than one superhero

sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Friday, 25 July 2014 21:50 (nine years ago) link

i don't like there being so few black actors in the major motion picture sphere that actors doubling up on roles in the same universe seems normal

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 25 July 2014 22:10 (nine years ago) link

Craig Robinson as Luke Cage

Οὖτις, Friday, 25 July 2014 22:15 (nine years ago) link

Michael Jai White as Luke Cage

Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Friday, 25 July 2014 22:26 (nine years ago) link

Terry Crews as Luke Cage

EZ Snappin, Friday, 25 July 2014 22:29 (nine years ago) link

Andre 3000 as Black Goliath

Οὖτις, Friday, 25 July 2014 22:36 (nine years ago) link

Maclolm Jamal Warner as Bishop

Οὖτις, Friday, 25 July 2014 22:36 (nine years ago) link

They already had a Bishop- he didn't have a single line of dialogue.

is michael b jordan a marvel superhero yet?

johnny storm

da croupier, Friday, 25 July 2014 23:18 (nine years ago) link

cool, that's good casting

yeah that's from that fantastic four that's already announced it plans to have nothing to do w/ the comics

balls, Friday, 25 July 2014 23:58 (nine years ago) link

director from Chronicle is doing it too, actually have my hopes up for that one

Nhex, Saturday, 26 July 2014 01:35 (nine years ago) link

considering Trank is doing it i'm not worried at all it'll get the comic book stuff done, Chronicle was basically an X-Men movie

Nhex, Saturday, 26 July 2014 01:35 (nine years ago) link

gotg 2 happening w/gunn returning

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, 26 July 2014 02:32 (nine years ago) link

Guardians of the Galaxy 2: Garden of the Gods

*war garden

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, 26 July 2014 04:02 (nine years ago) link

Savage Garden

Self-Satisfaction Guaranteed (Old Lunch), Saturday, 26 July 2014 11:55 (nine years ago) link

Secret of the Lost Garden

http://i.imgur.com/u47G52O.jpg

Number None, Saturday, 26 July 2014 19:27 (nine years ago) link

who's the guy floating in the back?

Frederik B, Saturday, 26 July 2014 19:45 (nine years ago) link

vision

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, 26 July 2014 19:45 (nine years ago) link

cool. did not now he was in this film. can't wait to see him cry.

Frederik B, Saturday, 26 July 2014 19:53 (nine years ago) link

when did hawkeye swell to hulk-like proportions?

huh. imdb says bettany will be playing vision as well as voicing jarvis. what do you know.

xpost trick of perspective. that's actually a life-size Renner

resulting post (rogermexico.), Saturday, 26 July 2014 20:29 (nine years ago) link

oh heh never noticed before but i guess if movie wolverine can be 6ft movie hawkeye can be a lefty

resulting post (rogermexico.), Saturday, 26 July 2014 20:31 (nine years ago) link

xpost trick of perspective. that's actually a life-size Renner

pretty bad compositionally imo, considering how big the ultrons are surrounding him.

huh. imdb says bettany will be playing vision as well as voicing jarvis

makes sense if they're swapping out the Pym as creator for Tony Stark in this universe

Nhex, Saturday, 26 July 2014 21:26 (nine years ago) link

Pym already got his own promo poster this weekend:

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/i/2014/07/23/Ant-Man-Comic-Con_612x942.jpg

Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Sunday, 27 July 2014 00:40 (nine years ago) link

Michael douglas you say. At least that will spare him the indignity of contorting into some costume.

aside from gotg 2 release date (2017) nothing new outside ant-man and avengers. figured they might make some announcements.

also if they're really doing one sequel a year does that push thor 3 all the way back to 2018? tom hiddleston won't even be attractive anymore

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Sunday, 27 July 2014 05:22 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

On the latest Schmoes Know Podcast, our good friend- and overall reliable source- Devin Faraci made an interesting revelation about the direction that Marvel Studios is heading in. After discussing how the old script that Marvel had been tossing around for Doctor Strange has now ended up in the recycle bin, he drops this tidbit:

"Marvel's new thing is no more origin stories. So Doctor Strange's movie no longer has an origin. It begins in media res [literary term for "in the midst of things"]. It's got Doctor Strange all ready established as The Sorcerer Supreme. It's a totally new script [...] without any of the previous stuff. They're not even touching the previous script."

hallelujah

Number None, Monday, 18 August 2014 16:10 (nine years ago) link

[literary term for "in the midst of things"]

finally!

Nhex, Monday, 18 August 2014 16:12 (nine years ago) link

i would be cool with them doing short origin story bumpers at the start of each marvel movie for the NEXT marvel movie, a'la pixar's preshow shorts.

but yeah, fuck wasting the first half of your movie with an origin story that was kinda lame when it was penned sixty years ago and that 75% your audience already knows anyway

OTM. The first few movies can be seen as an origin story for the whole milieu and let's get on with it from there.

Cindy Operahouse (WilliamC), Monday, 18 August 2014 16:34 (nine years ago) link

skipping the origin story allows writers to backfill as necessary, which I would think is liberating.

Οὖτις, Monday, 18 August 2014 16:38 (nine years ago) link

fuck wasting the first half of your movie with an origin story that was kinda lame when it was penned sixty years ago and that 75% your audience already knows anyway

thing is, any character they launch now will NOT be familiar to 75% of your audience if your audience is a blockbuster one. I can see wanting to get away from movies where the climax of the film is "and that's how...he became...THE SUB-MARINER!" but I hope they find a middle-ground between that and assuming we don't need a little time to acclimate to a dude in a speedo with wings on his feet.

da croupier, Monday, 18 August 2014 16:40 (nine years ago) link

we still need to know why we should care about the character beyond the fact that they've been in the presence of nerds for decades, and origin stories are usually the easiest way to express that

da croupier, Monday, 18 August 2014 16:42 (nine years ago) link

i'm seeing guardians tonight so will be able to answer this question myself soon but didn't they just throw the characters in with like five minutes of exposition? And that's one where you can assume 95% of the audience DOESN'T know who these guys are.

no guardians is an origin story fo sho

da croupier, Monday, 18 August 2014 16:44 (nine years ago) link

each individual character gets a little exposition at the beginning, but the story is about their gradual transformation into a team

da croupier, Monday, 18 August 2014 16:45 (nine years ago) link

yeah, that's what I mean by "origin story": how they became who they are. Team dynamics tend to make good movies. But origin stories that stick to canon usually suck because this stuff was written by madmen on a deadline in 1953; nobody wants to hear about spiderman's daddy issues. if the origin story is a freshly rewritten take on the character (Thor did this pretty well i thought) then fine. Otherwise, I'd prefer we start with issue #75 and up plz

people loved spider-man's origin story the first time. it was huge. they just didn't need it again in the fourth spidey movie in a decade.

da croupier, Monday, 18 August 2014 16:47 (nine years ago) link

if dr. strange will already be sorcerer supreme at the beginning of the movie, they'll probably have an audience surrogate (maybe a laaady) going "wtf magic?" instead of strange himself

da croupier, Monday, 18 August 2014 16:49 (nine years ago) link

so it will really be the "origin story" of his assistant or girlfriend.

da croupier, Monday, 18 August 2014 16:50 (nine years ago) link

the smart thing about taking that road would be it allows for them to do a flashback "strange rising" prequel...and you knoooow they love prequels

da croupier, Monday, 18 August 2014 16:52 (nine years ago) link

STRANGE BINDS SLIMER IN THE CRIMSON BANDS OF CYTTORAK.
Bystander: "How the hell did you do that?"
Dr. Strange: "It's a long story."
Bystander: "Hell with that, I'll miss my train."
Dr. Strange: "That's cool, I wasn't offering to tell it...UNLESS MY OPENING WEEKEND BLOWS THE FUCK UP."

xps

Cindy Operahouse (WilliamC), Monday, 18 August 2014 16:54 (nine years ago) link

Hellboy did a pretty great job with this. 5 minutes - oh, he's a demon from hell and we'll figure out the rest later - Cut to 80 years into the future!

That said I agree that origin stories can be great if done right, the ones that are annoying are where we have to keep seeing them (new Spider-Man, new Fantastic Four again soon) or the ones that are just terrible generic-feeling retreads (Green Lantern, which should have easily avoided this problem).

Nhex, Monday, 18 August 2014 17:01 (nine years ago) link

x-men did the "non-origin origin story" structure well, with rogue as the audience surrogate needing to be caught up while cyclops and storm were already cyclops and storm

xpost hellboy had that geeky fbi agent (and actually didn't do so great)

da croupier, Monday, 18 August 2014 17:02 (nine years ago) link

the most non-origin story, audience-surrogate-free superhero movie i can think of is watchmen, which tanked

da croupier, Monday, 18 August 2014 17:05 (nine years ago) link

The new Spidey films totally should've just been sequels with a different actor.

I dunno if the same is true for the new FF, not sure enough people saw the first one to not have a retread, and they didn't do it particularly well. They could have the whole thing over with in the first 15 mins though.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Monday, 18 August 2014 17:10 (nine years ago) link

I dug how they handled it in The Incredible Hulk. All of the origin rehash was handled in brief snippets during the opening credits.

The Ape In The Outhouse (Old Lunch), Monday, 18 August 2014 17:11 (nine years ago) link

well that was a sorta-sequel anyway

da croupier, Monday, 18 August 2014 17:16 (nine years ago) link

The Hulk's origin is extremely straightforward.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Monday, 18 August 2014 17:36 (nine years ago) link

No more so than most of the other superheroes who don't really require a cinematic origin story. Unless WB is doing a Hawkman movie, I think we can generally leave it out.

The Ape In The Outhouse (Old Lunch), Monday, 18 August 2014 17:39 (nine years ago) link

Burton's Batman only spent about two minutes on the origin iirc.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Monday, 18 August 2014 17:40 (nine years ago) link

and still managed to totally fuck it up

Number None, Monday, 18 August 2014 17:41 (nine years ago) link

still nerdgaging over the Joker killed the Waynes thing

Nhex, Monday, 18 August 2014 17:45 (nine years ago) link

The upcoming Venom Carnage film has the unenviable task of presenting the origin stories of both Venom and Carnage in addition to presumably explaining how they became a single entity with an unwieldy name.

The Ape In The Outhouse (Old Lunch), Monday, 18 August 2014 17:46 (nine years ago) link

that will be covered in the Sinister Six film, which will consist entirely of origin stories for the titular villains

Number None, Monday, 18 August 2014 17:48 (nine years ago) link

xpost hellboy had that geeky fbi agent (and actually didn't do so great)
lol wow i COMPLETELY forgot about this aspect of the film, burned

Nhex, Monday, 18 August 2014 17:53 (nine years ago) link

Burton's Batman did have very little origin story but that is a case where between the tv shows animated and not etc etc you can honestly say the global audience is familiar with his basic steez. but you can't say that about any marvel property they might kick up AFTER ant-man.

da croupier, Monday, 18 August 2014 18:09 (nine years ago) link

Batman Begins on the other hand is almost all origin story and is probably my favourite Batman movie.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Monday, 18 August 2014 18:11 (nine years ago) link

Though I guess it covers a portion of his life that isn't very culturally ubiquitous.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Monday, 18 August 2014 18:13 (nine years ago) link

The upcoming Venom Carnage film has the unenviable task of presenting the origin stories of both Venom and Carnage in addition to presumably explaining how they became a single entity with an unwieldy name.

i kind of can't believe venom carnage is actually going to happen, at least in its current form. of the three spideyless spiderverse movies planned, only sinister six even has a set release date. unless the buzz on that improves, i can't believe sony would just blaze into "two gooey psychos dressed like spider-man go to white castle." they've already amended their spideyverse fantasies once, can see it happening again

da croupier, Monday, 18 August 2014 18:31 (nine years ago) link

but then again sinister six seems like such a wtf they already look like wile e coyote standing over a ravine confused to me

da croupier, Monday, 18 August 2014 18:33 (nine years ago) link

i still don't get how they're doing a Sinister Six movie without Spider-Man in it

Nhex, Monday, 18 August 2014 18:34 (nine years ago) link

like, they realized from the asm2 numbers that spidey's suffering some audience burn-out, but they still think movies about his supporting cast are going to get people MORE into regular spidey movies?

maybe they think sinister six sounds like fast five which sounds like a franchise re-energizer?

da croupier, Monday, 18 August 2014 18:38 (nine years ago) link

But the Fast series never needed a re-energizer, even the third one that didn't have the original stars made a crapton of money

Nhex, Monday, 18 August 2014 18:39 (nine years ago) link

I'm gonna start presuming that all comic book movies will be titled Venom Carnage from now on unless i'm explicitly told otherwise

In related news, did you hear about the John Carter spin-off Disney is working on called Martians?

The Ape In The Outhouse (Old Lunch), Monday, 18 August 2014 18:39 (nine years ago) link

But the Fast series never needed a re-energizer, even the third one that didn't have the original stars made a crapton of money

fast five did twice as well as fast 4, you can play semantics but fast five did take things up a big notch

da croupier, Monday, 18 August 2014 18:41 (nine years ago) link

and asm2 still made a ton of money, it just didn't expand upon the market of the reboot like they hoped

da croupier, Monday, 18 August 2014 18:42 (nine years ago) link

some marvel origin stories are good! and i like that the screenwriters have an opportunity to take the bizarre/corny ones and present/form them better. with liberties.

but i can definitely see how the strange origin would be done with as little origin as possible.

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Monday, 18 August 2014 19:05 (nine years ago) link

er *strange movie

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Monday, 18 August 2014 19:05 (nine years ago) link

my.. hands.. my.. HANDS *falls to his knees, gazes up into the starlit sky*

Nhex, Monday, 18 August 2014 19:09 (nine years ago) link

Yeah, Strange's is definitely one of the least necessary origin stories. In a way, our encroaching era of private space flights is a perfect time to zip right through an updated version of the FF's origin with a minimum of logistical finagling.

The Ape In The Outhouse (Old Lunch), Monday, 18 August 2014 19:44 (nine years ago) link

word is they're doing something different with the FF's origin anyway

Number None, Monday, 18 August 2014 19:45 (nine years ago) link

So they're going to be alien ninja turtles, then.

The Ape In The Outhouse (Old Lunch), Monday, 18 August 2014 19:50 (nine years ago) link

Did they actually go ahead with that?

Nhex, Monday, 18 August 2014 20:08 (nine years ago) link

Nah, they eventually realized that Bay's involvement was enough of a slap in the face for anyone who cared.

The Ape In The Outhouse (Old Lunch), Monday, 18 August 2014 20:12 (nine years ago) link

I would watch a Strange Hamm:
http://blog.sfgate.com/dailydish/2014/08/25/jon-hamm-dismisses-doctor-strange-rumors/

Οὖτις, Monday, 25 August 2014 18:47 (nine years ago) link

Jack Huston >>>>

Number None, Monday, 25 August 2014 23:00 (nine years ago) link

Good shout.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Monday, 25 August 2014 23:05 (nine years ago) link

all over the nerdsphere today

Number None, Monday, 25 August 2014 23:07 (nine years ago) link

Pedro Pascal ftw

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 07:27 (nine years ago) link

Nah, he's a bit too straighforwardly suave (though I've only seen him in GoT, so what do I know).

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 13:11 (nine years ago) link

joaquin i guess

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 29 August 2014 01:18 (nine years ago) link

i'm okay with that

Think I would've preferred Huston, but sure he'll do a fine job.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Friday, 29 August 2014 09:38 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

Jemaine Clement for Dr Strange

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 22 October 2014 23:30 (nine years ago) link

also, Wes Anderson to direct The Inhumans

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 22 October 2014 23:31 (nine years ago) link

seriously?

Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 23 October 2014 01:22 (nine years ago) link

never mind, wasn't thinking

Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 23 October 2014 01:24 (nine years ago) link

http://i11.tinypic.com/53ucxtl.gif

Pict in a blanket (WilliamC), Thursday, 23 October 2014 01:30 (nine years ago) link

I was being serious

BRAAAAAAMETHEUS (El Tomboto), Thursday, 23 October 2014 02:15 (nine years ago) link

Sorry, Tombot, I believe you -- I just thought it was funny that forks judo-threw himself and that was the first thing that came to mind.

Pict in a blanket (WilliamC), Thursday, 23 October 2014 15:27 (nine years ago) link

Cumerbatch as Strange?

― the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Friday, 25 July 2014 13:47 (3 months ago)

Called it (possibly)

http://deadline.com/2014/10/benedict-cumberbatch-doctor-strange-movie-cast-862815/

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 03:00 (nine years ago) link

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarf

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 03:03 (nine years ago) link

Not interested

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 03:11 (nine years ago) link

Hey, at least it wasn't Jared Leto

Nhex, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 04:44 (nine years ago) link

indeed, could have been worse

indeed there is literally one human being alive who would be worse for the part i guess i should be thankful

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 06:38 (nine years ago) link

god i'm gonna have to look at his alien face all throughout avengers 5 aren't i

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 06:39 (nine years ago) link

What's wrong with Cumberbatch?

Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 14:50 (nine years ago) link

a bunch of ppl here just hate him for some reason

Nhex, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 14:55 (nine years ago) link

he's a UK celebrity that americans know about

Mordy, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 14:56 (nine years ago) link

He makes blockbuster films easier to watch for me. Loved the faces he made in Star Trek.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 15:22 (nine years ago) link

I don't have a beef with him, but there is a bit of overexposure. I think if anything he's a bit too on-the-nose as it were. Of all the marvel flicks this is the one I'm most interested in because it has the potential to be a bit different, so the writer/director stands to be more of a dealbreaker than the star.

you know they've already chosen the writer and director, right?

Number None, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 16:28 (nine years ago) link

can't wait to see what the director of beloved keanu reeves vehicle the day 'the earth stood still' and the writer of widely-acclaimed jason momoa showcase 'conan the barbarian' will conjure up

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 16:33 (nine years ago) link

Writer: Lena Dunham
Director: Brett Ratner

kissaroo and Tyler, too (DJP), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 16:33 (nine years ago) link

would watch

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 16:35 (nine years ago) link

It's just gonna be called Strange and the only "minority" on it will be a white guy playing Wong.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 16:36 (nine years ago) link

sigh

Nhex, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 16:37 (nine years ago) link

yeah i'm unenthusiastic about cumberbatch, but its the creative team that seems like the bigger hurdle to awesome

da croupier, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 16:37 (nine years ago) link

Jon Spaits, of pre-Lindelof Prometheus "fame", is actually doing the script now

Number None, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 16:39 (nine years ago) link

i just don't see what derrickson brings to the table other than the willingness to turn lights off before filming

da croupier, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 16:40 (nine years ago) link

He did Sinister and The Exorcism of Emily Rose, so at least he some experience with (box office) successful horror

Nhex, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 16:41 (nine years ago) link

Writer: Kirk Cameron
Director: PT Anderson (Wong will be played by Maya Rudolph)

kissaroo and Tyler, too (DJP), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 16:43 (nine years ago) link

would also watch

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 16:44 (nine years ago) link

did you see sinister or emily rose? some decent boos at best but again, mostly a lot of characters making bad choices in dark rooms. during the family dinners in sinister you couldn't even see the walls behind them.

da croupier, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 16:52 (nine years ago) link

As long as it doesn't veer toward some Goyer style Marvel Knights bullshit it should be ok. I guess my expectations are centered around huge capes, huger collars, a Jeremy Blake approach to color, big budget abstractions and a proper flaming head. So maybe I care about vision over what the actual story is.

aside from faith in marvel's corporate overlords, i don't see reason to believe this dr strange movie will be better than that constantine movie a decade ago

da croupier, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 16:54 (nine years ago) link

I want late 90s Wong Kar-Wai's Dr. Strange.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 16:54 (nine years ago) link

i'd be fine if it were at the same level as Constantine - super stylish, just enough traces of a plot

Nhex, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 16:56 (nine years ago) link

5 minutes on the origin, but i don't think we'll be that lucky

Nhex, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 16:56 (nine years ago) link

(yeah tbf i don't recall hating constantine - it's just that a movie as good as constantine would be reallll mediocre for marvel and not hard for them to top with a more inspired director)

da croupier, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 16:58 (nine years ago) link

Deal's not set in stone, not too late for La Beouf Strange

word is they're skipping the origin in dr strange and starting with him as an established character.

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 17:00 (nine years ago) link

Deal's not set in stone, not too late for La Beouf Strange

this is a legitimately terrifying idea

kissaroo and Tyler, too (DJP), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 17:04 (nine years ago) link

I wonder if they didn't go with keanu because reuniting the star of constantine with the guy who directed him in The Day The Earth Stood Still couldn't possibly excite anyone, while cumbybum has some nerd love. he's also probably still cheap.

da croupier, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 17:05 (nine years ago) link

i dont' think marvel will ever cast someone who can ask for a cut of the gross before the sequel

da croupier, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 17:06 (nine years ago) link

surely RDJ could have?

kissaroo and Tyler, too (DJP), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 17:06 (nine years ago) link

he did. and now that marvel is an established independent brand, no one else will ever again

da croupier, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 17:07 (nine years ago) link

(RIP my dreams of clooney as strange)

da croupier, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 17:08 (nine years ago) link

I was about to comment on the trend of casting nobodies re: Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch and then realized that they're being played by the kid from Kick-Ass (possibly the most anonymous person to ever be in a leading role since Josh Hartnett) and Elizabeth Olsen (obligatory indie darling)

so, good job on casting people who come across as nobodies? *shrug*

kissaroo and Tyler, too (DJP), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 17:12 (nine years ago) link

(RIP my dreams of clooney as strange)

^^^

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 17:13 (nine years ago) link

disney/marvel's post-rdj policy is "yes you're not getting large slice of this pie, but if you weren't in avengers you wouldn't get to make lucy so it's worth it" and if they really really really want you in "Name Of Your Character 2" they'll cut you in

so far it's worked well in that they've cast quality actors without a lot of insta-name recognition and directors who really want to prove they can blockbuster (though the edgar wright and patty jenkins kerfluffles suggest not everyone wants a blockbuster THAT bad). i'm still excited for ant-man because the visual aesthetic was already defined by edgar wright before it was handed over to peyton reed, who i know can competently film actors being charming (and as proven by the russo bros in cap 2, that's all you need once the character's action aesthetic is figured out). but derrickson feels real B in comparison to his predecessors imo.

da croupier, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 17:15 (nine years ago) link

The more I think about it, the more I have big misgivings about a Dr. Strange movie at all, no matter who's writing, directing or starring. I think the character and his wacky mystic arts adventures would be best served by unnerving amounts of stillness and quiet to go with the freaky Ditko visuals, and Marvel movies arent about stillness and quiet. A Dr. Strange movie as loud and explodey as the Avengers and Guardians movies gives me The Fear.

Pict in a blanket (WilliamC), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 17:18 (nine years ago) link

Dr Strange done as found-footage horror film

kissaroo and Tyler, too (DJP), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 17:18 (nine years ago) link

every marvel character needs a) the emo factor and b) the cool shit they do in action scenes. i'm sure benedict can handle the emo factor but they're going to have to figure out a way for his power to look more interesting than a laser blast from his hand that we're told is a magic laser blast.

da croupier, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 17:23 (nine years ago) link

xp -- that would be awesome! I say that as someone who's never seen a found-footage horror film.

Pict in a blanket (WilliamC), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 17:29 (nine years ago) link

I haven't seen most of these films but I've always had a feeling that all superhero films have a mandatory love (or lust) interest somewhere, and it often makes an awkward fit.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 17:31 (nine years ago) link

well the good news is that marvel's been pretty good at tapping into why the character's drama and fighting style has sold comics for decades and presenting it cinematically (for comparison, i dunno if anyone involved with green lantern had a clue why he's endured). problem is that we're now getting to B & C level characters who haven't really sold comics for decades with their drama and fighting style. GOTG proved marvel can find and pull out unproven potential but where a shitty superman movie will still make a couple hundred million, a shitty dr strange movie probably wont.

da croupier, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 17:40 (nine years ago) link

at its best the love/lust interest humanizes the character but at its worst it's just tacked on proof that they're straight

da croupier, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 17:41 (nine years ago) link

I think the only love/lust interest in the Marvel movies so far has been Thor/Jane. I don't count Tony/Pepper flirting.

Pict in a blanket (WilliamC), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 17:42 (nine years ago) link

uh tony and pepper are the deepest love interests IN the marvel cinematic universe. they're practically a married couple.

da croupier, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 17:43 (nine years ago) link

unless you're defining "love/lust interest" as something inherently negligible

da croupier, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 17:44 (nine years ago) link

My impression was always that they were attracted to each other, enjoyed the flirting, but ultimately both chose to avoid a luv'n'sex relationship. I just asked my wife and her impression was that they did have a romantic relationship, more implied than explicit.

Pict in a blanket (WilliamC), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 17:54 (nine years ago) link

At this point, I think any Marvel movie would make at least a couple hundred million, unless it's completely awful. So many people seem aware of their track-record. Like, the trailer will still have 'The studio that brought you Avengers, Cap 2 and GotG', which is pretty good.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 17:55 (nine years ago) link

a "love interest" isn't defined by the exchange of fluids. there's obviously a deep emotional bond between tony and pepper that's also sexually charged and a source for drama in the film. whether they've done the deed is superfluous - she's his primary love/lust interest

da croupier, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 17:57 (nine years ago) link

obv marvel has a great rep and deservedly so, but whether they can get a golden egg from a true turkey of a film has yet to be tested

da croupier, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 17:59 (nine years ago) link

make hugh jackman strange and just pretend wolverine doesn't exist

Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 18:04 (nine years ago) link

hugh jackman's already strange

da croupier, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 18:04 (nine years ago) link

Guardians of the Galaxy - directed by James Gunn of all people - probably has them thinking they can pull off anything right now
Winter Soldier was directed by the guys who brought us fucking You Me and Dupree, Picking cheaper talent hasn't hurt Marvel, yet

xp By Avengers it seemed like Tony/Pepper were explicitly a thing - iirc that's why he joins the mission at her "urging"

Nhex, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 18:05 (nine years ago) link

hugh jackman is strange when you're a stranger

Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 18:07 (nine years ago) link

I mean even down to having Wolerine film with him just thinking about Jean Grey. I don think I've ever seen a superhero film without something of that sort.

Wondering if they'll bother in a Wonder Woman film because I gather people tend to hate her boyfriend.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 18:08 (nine years ago) link

yeah i've acknowledged they're going for cheaper talent (specifically mentioned the russos re cap 2, that by the sequel the hundreds of CGI wranglers at marvel handle the action scenes and you just need someone who can keep actors interesting) - but gunn was a fanboy favorite known for inspiration and invention (the script that got him into hollywood was The Specials, about an absurd superhero team). derrickson makes murky hit-and-miss ghost movies, and his one big budget flick was a huge dud.

da croupier, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 18:08 (nine years ago) link

http://www.hitfix.com/motion-captured/we-live-blog-all-the-details-of-marvels-special-hollywood-event

So far, Cap 3 will be called Captain America: Serpent Society, and Thor 3 is Thor: Ragnarok. Yay?

Frederik B, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 18:26 (nine years ago) link

at its worst it's just tacked on proof that they're straight

Not sure what you're implying about Doctor Stephen ~Strange~ who lives in the West Village with his exotic valet in a house full of exotic objets and had ~adventures~ without ever stepping out the front door.

He has a girlfriend Clea she drops by sometimes.

resulting post (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 18:30 (nine years ago) link

I think the character and his wacky mystic arts adventures would be best served by unnerving amounts of stillness and quiet to go with the freaky Ditko visuals...

This is v otm and I don't know if marvel's listening but imo their implied choice of which genre to situate this one in offers some cause for hope.

resulting post (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 18:32 (nine years ago) link

Black Panther, Captain Marvel and Inhumans are go.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 18:32 (nine years ago) link

Avengers: Infinity War. Part one in 2018, two in 2019. So many movies.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 18:35 (nine years ago) link

Get Linklater to do Dr Strange Waking Life style.

sounds like the civil war gossip is all for naught - i wondered how they'd possibly fit that in AND the inevitable guardians/avengers team-up

da croupier, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 18:37 (nine years ago) link

My impression was always that they were attracted to each other, enjoyed the flirting, but ultimately both chose to avoid a luv'n'sex relationship. I just asked my wife and her impression was that they did have a romantic relationship, more implied than explicit.

Tony and Pepper are dating by the beginning of The Avengers.

kissaroo and Tyler, too (DJP), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 18:37 (nine years ago) link

Sorry, it was a fakeout. Cap 3 is Captain America: Civil War.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 18:38 (nine years ago) link

well whaddya know, sony may still get spidey up in there

da croupier, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 18:40 (nine years ago) link

also, given Wolverine's comic book history/representation, any movie that doesn't have him spending half of it pining over an old lover (whether it be Jean, Mariko, Silver Fox, or whomever) doesn't understand the character

kissaroo and Tyler, too (DJP), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 18:44 (nine years ago) link

so in order (after avengers 2 and ant-man in 2015)

May 2016: Captain America - Civil War
November 2016: Dr Strange
May 2017: Guardians Of The Galaxy 2
July 2017: Thor - Ragnarok
November 2017: Black Panther
May 2018: Avengers - Infinity War Part 1
July 2018: Captain Marvel
November 2018: The Inhumans
May 2019: Avengers - Infinity War Part 2

da croupier, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 18:45 (nine years ago) link

okay they're going pretty balls-out here

kissaroo and Tyler, too (DJP), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 18:46 (nine years ago) link

Jean's not even a plot-relevant character in The Wolverine though - you can't say that for Silver Fox in Origins or Jean in X2. His haunting is from an in-universe decade past! That is pretty out of the ordinary for most action movies, let alone superhero movies

Nhex, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 18:47 (nine years ago) link

so leaving out all the spidey business, which is the least defined and most likely to be nuked anyway

Feb 2016: Deadpool
March 2016: BatSupes: Justice A-Comin'
May 2016: Captain America - Civil War
MAy 2016: X-Men Apocalypse
August 2016: Suicide Squad
November 2016: Dr Strange
march 2017: Wolverine II(I)
May 2017: Guardians Of The Galaxy 2
June 2017: Wonder Woman
July 2017: Fantastic Four 2
July 2017: Thor - Ragnarok
November 2017: Black Panther
November 2017: Justice League Part 1
March 2018: The Flash
May 2018: Avengers - Infinity War Part 1
July 2018: Captain Marvel
July 2018: Aquaman
November 2018: The Inhumans
April 2019: Shazam
May 2019: Avengers - Infinity War Part 2
June 2019: Justice League 2

With Cyborg and Green Lantern ringing in the next decade

da croupier, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 18:51 (nine years ago) link

plus there's turtles and jedis and hogwarts alumni and legos and shit

da croupier, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 18:53 (nine years ago) link

universal also believes they're brewing a "monsterverse"

da croupier, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 18:54 (nine years ago) link

i would totally be down with a retconning/rethinking of stephen strange as a gay character; the character's a womanizer, just genderflip it
hell, get the guy from How To Get Away with Murder; he's got the right look.
http://cache4.asset-cache.net/gc/450145620-actor-jack-falahee-of-how-to-get-away-with-gettyimages.jpg%3Fv%3D1%26c%3DIWSAsset%26k%3D2%26d%3DGkZZ8bf5zL1ZiijUmxa7QSYRROvz9bDySMiO3BIMOvhPRLqVwzFNLIIMfwnaqyUH

Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 18:55 (nine years ago) link

presumably fox won't let 2018-2019 go without gambit and/or another x-movie as well

da croupier, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 18:55 (nine years ago) link

i give up, gis "jack falahee"

Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 18:58 (nine years ago) link

I'd be very surprised if they did Shazam even halfway right. He's one of the most notorious characters for being done badly.

Wondering if that line-up (from all film studios) is a big risk and if they have a plan B? What will they do if the trend loses a large part of its audience?

Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 19:00 (nine years ago) link

judging from what happened with sony after amazing spider-man 2 it's clear they can curb things fairly quickly, and only fox has to worry about losing rights if they don't produce - if dc or marvel scales back they only lose face.

da croupier, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 19:02 (nine years ago) link

it's not the first time a genre's been inescapable at the box office

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Western_films_1950%E2%80%9354

da croupier, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 19:03 (nine years ago) link

who knows maybe in the 2020s the "singing superhero" movie will become a thing

da croupier, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 19:07 (nine years ago) link

I will be first in line for a Dazzler movie

kissaroo and Tyler, too (DJP), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 19:09 (nine years ago) link

xpost -- Well then, no WONDER they cast Downey.

https://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_liaarlupC91qgzg6eo1_500.gif

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 19:09 (nine years ago) link

Lila Cheney cameo in GOTG2 sets up the musical onslaught

btw "Musical Onslaught" is the Big Bad of these movies

kissaroo and Tyler, too (DJP), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 19:11 (nine years ago) link

just scrolling down "1950" in that wiki link puts all this crap into context

da croupier, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 19:14 (nine years ago) link

I'm a little bit worried but I'm glad I'm not a true cineaste because this would drive me nuts. Superheroes have dominated comics for a very long time and the grip has been loosening slowly, maybe only to fasten stronger on films and videogames.

My favourite non-reprint superhero thing Marvel did in the last four decades is Marvel Vs Capcom 1-2. Doubt they'll ever top that insane fun.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 19:23 (nine years ago) link

whatever

I will be first in line for a Dazzler movie

posts you know are DJP before you even see the sig

resulting post (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 19:51 (nine years ago) link

This commentary is rightfully classic in videogame fandom.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZZUMjoxfZA

Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 19:51 (nine years ago) link

xpost have there been any genuinely excellent superhero games other than the capcom series (starting with Children of the Atom I guess)...

maybe Arkham?

resulting post (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 19:53 (nine years ago) link

dave axelrod is on that spider man album!

Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 19:57 (nine years ago) link

pringles

Nhex, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 20:08 (nine years ago) link

The Punisher scrolling beatemup is kind of a classic. Some of the PlayStation 2 Spiderman games were very well received. Hulk: Ultimate Destruction gave players the full power they craved but some say it got boring quickly.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 20:08 (nine years ago) link

It did, but it was still pretty solid, like you the Spider-Man (2) game you mentioned
Arkham series really is the tops though

Nhex, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 20:09 (nine years ago) link

Comix Zone wasn't based on any real comic but it's great.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 20:12 (nine years ago) link

the marvel lego and ultimate alliances franchises are well liked and puzzlequest is satan
but yeah, arkham

Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 20:19 (nine years ago) link

Pretty sure I read something about how Marvel plans to step up the QC on their movie tie-in videogames so that they're games that people actually enjoy playing rather than wholly perfunctory pieces of crap.

The Glue Between My Bits (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 20:23 (nine years ago) link

I'm kind of surprised by how excited I am at the prospect of a Captain Marvel movie.

kissaroo and Tyler, too (DJP), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 20:31 (nine years ago) link

WB has been pretty lucky with both Rocksteady (Arkham series) and Netherrealm (Injustice: Gods Among Us), which btw is wonderful fan service that's actually a pretty good video game
I think since they've already done this with Marvel Studios and films, they should invest in their own developers like WB has

Nhex, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 20:33 (nine years ago) link

thing about that slurry of westerns is the context of a lot more studio movies, espesh the Bs which were torrential and cheap and make up most of that list; the major studios were not spending entire GDPs on terrifyingly marginal investments in horses.

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 20:34 (nine years ago) link

whoops forget it

I'm kind of surprised by how excited I am at the prospect of a Captain Marvel movie.

― kissaroo and Tyler, too (DJP), Tuesday, October 28, 2014 3:31 PM (57 minutes ago)

Ditto, CM and Black Panther are the two I'm most excited about now.

Pict in a blanket (WilliamC), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 21:29 (nine years ago) link

loving that captain marvel comes out a year before the delayed shazam now

da croupier, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 21:33 (nine years ago) link

remember when ppl itt were discussing whether or not tony and pepper were in a romantic relationship

that was funny

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 21:34 (nine years ago) link

sucks global warming's gonna take us all before we get to see black panther or cpt marvel

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 21:35 (nine years ago) link

promises, promises

Nhex, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 22:59 (nine years ago) link

so t'challa's gonna be costume in civil war and it sounds like he's gonna be taking spidey's place

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 05:46 (nine years ago) link

apparently there was a "sketch" w/rdj and evans fighting and chadbo (taking credit for that now do not forget) caught in the middle and feige said that it was meant to "signify" what happens in the movie, which is good news bc yay black panther and also it'd be so ridiculous if they managed to cram spidey into this universe

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 05:50 (nine years ago) link

seems a little soon for civil war but w/e it will probably be some riff on the theme

Dokken played here for a Ribfest and people were total assholes (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 13:22 (nine years ago) link

As long as I don't have to watch Agents of SHIELD for any of this to make sense, I'm down with whatever.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 29 October 2014 13:31 (nine years ago) link

welp, i woulda thought this was fan built until the crowd goes nuts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uv2NRpG76Pg

Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 19:10 (nine years ago) link

a teaser trailer for a movie four years away from playing in theatres has got to be some kind of record, right?

bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 30 October 2014 11:04 (nine years ago) link

and with the movie that precedes it in the series not yet having reached cinemas itself!

Yeah, I think even LOTR / The Phantom Menace were only one or two years behind. But didn't look as fan-made of course.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 30 October 2014 11:10 (nine years ago) link

Who the fuck cheers at the cinema? And cheering a fucking trailer for a film years away!!!!!! Gross.

Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, 30 October 2014 13:15 (nine years ago) link

It was at that rollout event right? That makes a bit more sense

enthusiasm is fucking revolting. scum.

jamiesummerz, Thursday, 30 October 2014 14:51 (nine years ago) link

damn right

Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, 30 October 2014 15:04 (nine years ago) link

I wonder if Marvel are even a little bit glad that they don't own the rights to all the characters - an imposed limit on the cinematic universe might make the whole thing more managable?

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Thursday, 30 October 2014 15:52 (nine years ago) link

the current marvel CEO definitely doesn't see a silver lining - they're killing off the fantastic four in the books and chris claremont says they won't create any more x-men characters because the cinematic rights immediately go to fox (tangentially, i'm curious how sony's rights are defined for the "spideyverse" - are characters introduced in spider-man comics inherently theirs? is that why they're plausibly prepping Black Cat?). with movies making so much more than the comics, this guy sees them as giving money away.

da croupier, Thursday, 30 October 2014 15:59 (nine years ago) link

look at what marvel is doing with daredevil (initially a fox film property) on netflix - if they got the rights back to spidey or the x-men, they don't necessarily have to have them shaking hands with iron man. at least not right away.

da croupier, Thursday, 30 October 2014 16:01 (nine years ago) link

where fox feels the urge to clutter the remainder of this decade with spidey ephemera, marvel could let the franchise take a nap til 2021 and still make hay.

da croupier, Thursday, 30 October 2014 16:02 (nine years ago) link

gah sony i mean

da croupier, Thursday, 30 October 2014 16:03 (nine years ago) link

Is there anything to stop Fox creating their own mutant characters for the X-Men movies?

sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Thursday, 30 October 2014 16:06 (nine years ago) link

they're definitely free to change qualities (i.e. the line-up in First Class), but with so many mutants at their disposal i don't know why they'd bother inventing one with no name recognition whatsoever

da croupier, Thursday, 30 October 2014 16:08 (nine years ago) link

where is Dazzler movie

Οὖτις, Thursday, 30 October 2014 16:09 (nine years ago) link

they could get LiLo for pennies

Οὖτις, Thursday, 30 October 2014 16:09 (nine years ago) link

judging by the two quicksilvers, i'm guessing most of these rights agreements name a few specific characters and then "anybody else primarily associated with these titles." so while wolverine probably can't dance through an avengers movie, quicksilver can as long as they call him a "miracle" instead of a "mutant" and he never refers to his dear ol' daddy magneto

da croupier, Thursday, 30 October 2014 16:13 (nine years ago) link

Odds are the Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch we're going to see in the Avengers movies will be Inhumans (they're already linked anyway what with Quicksilver's ex and daughter in the comics being Inhumans so the transition isn't that jarring)

kissaroo and Tyler, too (DJP), Thursday, 30 October 2014 16:18 (nine years ago) link

yeah there's been a lot of buzz about how the inhumans give marvel that ability to introduce people born with superpowers without fox's ears burning

da croupier, Thursday, 30 October 2014 16:19 (nine years ago) link

are inhumans actually born w/ superpowers or do they need to use those crystals?

Mordy, Thursday, 30 October 2014 16:21 (nine years ago) link

i think the idea is that the kree has been funking around with our genes like they did with the inhumans and that's why some one-off character on agents of shield has super-strength or whatever

feige (before they announced the inhumans) has denied any connection between the "miracles" and the inhumans but why would he come forward and say "yes, this is how we're going to sneak mutants into our movies five years from now"

da croupier, Thursday, 30 October 2014 16:25 (nine years ago) link

They're born with latent powers that are unlocked by exposure to the Terrigen Mists. If they're never exposed, they never exhibit powers.

xp: The Kree fucking around with human DNA is what created The Inhumans so I don't think there's a distinction here. In the comics, they've recently introduced the idea that a group of Inhumans split off centuries ago and mingled with regular humans before exposing themselves to the Mists, strewing Inhuman DNA throughout the population that was undetected until Black Bolt sets off a Terrigen bomb over NYC during a showdown with Thanos, creating a whole new set of Inhumans that didn't grow up in Inhuman society and are basically mutants by another name.

kissaroo and Tyler, too (DJP), Thursday, 30 October 2014 16:29 (nine years ago) link

yeah honestly all i know about the inhumans is secondhand through blogs and that black bolt is on lego marvel

da croupier, Thursday, 30 October 2014 16:30 (nine years ago) link

so is that how they got around wanda's "no more mutants," or did they reverse that in a different way?

Mordy, Thursday, 30 October 2014 16:31 (nine years ago) link

My favourite Inhumans triva fact is that Black Bolt's 'real' name is Blackagar Boltagon

sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Thursday, 30 October 2014 16:33 (nine years ago) link

lolll

beyond quicksilver and scarlet witch were any other x-characters made avengers before 2000? adding rogue to Ultimate Funky Fresh Avengers in 2010 presumably doesn't affect the Fox contract, but are there any other characters where both companies could claim equal ownership film-wise?

da croupier, Thursday, 30 October 2014 16:34 (nine years ago) link

Ultimate Funky Fresh Avengers

Is this a real thing?

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Thursday, 30 October 2014 16:36 (nine years ago) link

according to wikipedia, she was a "Marvel NOW! recruit" in 2012 but i don't know what that means

da croupier, Thursday, 30 October 2014 16:37 (nine years ago) link

until i'm driven to check out a highly acclaimed trade paperback new superhero comics exist solely to make me lol at descriptions on wikipedia

da croupier, Thursday, 30 October 2014 16:40 (nine years ago) link

Black Bolt's 'real' name is Blackagar Boltagon

ahahahahahahaha

Οὖτις, Thursday, 30 October 2014 16:42 (nine years ago) link

I hope they cast Captaina Marvelini soon

da croupier, Thursday, 30 October 2014 16:45 (nine years ago) link

beyond quicksilver and scarlet witch were any other x-characters made avengers before 2000?

Beast has been a member since the '70s

Number None, Thursday, 30 October 2014 16:47 (nine years ago) link

Rogue and Havok was on Uncanny Avengers. Storm was on Avengers for a minute. Don't think any of them would be ok for Whedon to use. The 'no more mutants' was reversed by... Hm, was it the Phoenix? The Phoenix definitely helped.

Frederik B, Thursday, 30 October 2014 16:51 (nine years ago) link

the reason i said "before 2000" is because obv anybody who was in an x-movie before they were an avenger in the comics would be ripe for litigation if they showed up in an avengers movie

da croupier, Thursday, 30 October 2014 16:54 (nine years ago) link

Firestar floats back and forth between the Avengers and X worlds and had Avenger status as of 1998.

kissaroo and Tyler, too (DJP), Thursday, 30 October 2014 17:04 (nine years ago) link

Beast is the only other X-person who is pre-2000; Wolverine, Storm, Havok, Rogue, Sunfire, Cannonball and Sunspot are all post-2005.

kissaroo and Tyler, too (DJP), Thursday, 30 October 2014 17:06 (nine years ago) link

I'm hopeful but doubtful that Wundagore and Bova the cow-nanny will come into play at some point.

Are they still calling Namor a mutant? They seem to go back and forth on that.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 30 October 2014 17:11 (nine years ago) link

still so disappointed to learn universal gave up the namor rights, picturing jack donaghy pushing the "namorverse" was too beautiful

though universal's "monsterverse" dreams are cute too

da croupier, Thursday, 30 October 2014 17:14 (nine years ago) link

Namor's a mutant but I don't really consider him to be an X-character, despite being a cornerstone of the books for several years during Utopia.

kissaroo and Tyler, too (DJP), Thursday, 30 October 2014 17:15 (nine years ago) link

he also predates the x-men by almost 30 years

da croupier, Thursday, 30 October 2014 17:16 (nine years ago) link

That doesn't mean Fox wouldn't try to claim him as a mutant. My understanding is the deals signed in the 90s for the X-verse, Spidey and Fantastic Four are incredibly broad.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 30 October 2014 17:19 (nine years ago) link

if universal had the namor rights i can't imagine the language says they'd revert to fox instead of marvel

da croupier, Thursday, 30 October 2014 17:20 (nine years ago) link

i have no doubt they're broad in terms of "anybody who showed up initially in these comics gets to be in the movies," which means sony has every spidey-born villain and fox has a kajillion mutants" but i doubt they get previously established characters who high fived spidey or wolverine

da croupier, Thursday, 30 October 2014 17:21 (nine years ago) link

doesn't see a silver lining - they're killing off the fantastic four in the books

This is likely less because of the movies and more because the FF books don't sell.

Marvel's two biggest pushes in 2014 have been relaunching Spidey and killing Wolverine. Third biggest is an Avengers/X-Men crossover. Their unwillingness to push non-MCU properties is overstated.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 30 October 2014 17:22 (nine years ago) link

This is likely less because of the movies and more because the FF books don't sell.

feels like a false binary when it's easily two birds with one stone

da croupier, Thursday, 30 October 2014 17:24 (nine years ago) link

I haven't read FF in decades but kinda bummed their just gonna straight up kill them (only to be revived a few years later by some star team, surely)

Οὖτις, Thursday, 30 October 2014 17:26 (nine years ago) link

Not a false binary when the accusations tossed at Marvel revolve around killing titles because they don't have movie rights - when a simpler explanation is that the Fantastic Four is by far their weakest selling legacy title. The fifth-tier Wolverine books outsell FF

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 30 October 2014 17:27 (nine years ago) link

well they're also not allowing fantastic four toys to be made and chris claremont's saying x-authors aren't allowed to create new characters. if marvel truly had no beef with fox, surely they'd use the fantastic four movie to their promotional advantage rather than shutting down the franchise comic-wise entirely?

da croupier, Thursday, 30 October 2014 17:31 (nine years ago) link

it's possible they're offing the legacy team so they can have fox's hip new version pop out in the comics universe once the film proves to be a hit, but you'd think they'd curb the rumors of ike perlmutter being furious if that was the case

da croupier, Thursday, 30 October 2014 17:33 (nine years ago) link

They may well do that - Marvel timed its Spidey relaunch to coincide with the latest movie. No one outside of Marvel HQ knows what their plans are. Books that sell FF numbers get cancelled all the time so I don't see any reason to assume it's anything but a business decision for now.

As for the X-verse, I'm sure they don't want to gift a hot new character to Universal, but I would guess it's also "you have 500 mutants to play with, why do we need to put energy into a new one?"

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 30 October 2014 17:37 (nine years ago) link

but that's the thing - refusing to promote Fantastic Four and provide new characters to the X universe would be a business decision.

da croupier, Thursday, 30 October 2014 17:39 (nine years ago) link

marvel makes more money by getting film rights back than by selling a few more comics off another company's movies

da croupier, Thursday, 30 October 2014 17:39 (nine years ago) link

I'd totally forgotten in the midst of this recent newsflurry that Marvel has another five (5) series/miniseries lined up on Netflix, and another network series just around the bend.

Thereby Creating Humor (Old Lunch), Thursday, 30 October 2014 17:49 (nine years ago) link

Rumour is Marvel's TV and movie departments aren't seeing eye to eye

Number None, Thursday, 30 October 2014 17:57 (nine years ago) link

Marvel's Executive Vice President, Head of Television, Jeph Loeb, is disappointed that, in a departure from his work in comics, his touch has yet to turn Marvel's TV projects into the worst shows anyone has ever seen.

Thereby Creating Humor (Old Lunch), Thursday, 30 October 2014 18:07 (nine years ago) link

though universal's "monsterverse" dreams are cute too

― da croupier, Thursday, October 30, 2014 5:14 PM (52 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ugh they tried this already and it sucked a dick

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51yI7SuBoVL._SY300_.jpg

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 30 October 2014 18:08 (nine years ago) link

Old Lunch's comment made me wonder who we can blame Stacy X on and Loeb dodged a bullet there (she was created by Joe Casey, whose X-Men run was so bad that I quit the books until he stopped writing them)

kissaroo and Tyler, too (DJP), Thursday, 30 October 2014 18:12 (nine years ago) link

Hope they make a She-Hulk TV series based on the Dan Slott series from a few years back.

bets wishes (jel --), Thursday, 30 October 2014 18:13 (nine years ago) link

Someone told me that this week's FF, Ihumans, X-Men and Wolverine/Cap comics will be the first four Marvel titles with a creator credit for Jack Kirby

sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Thursday, 30 October 2014 20:04 (nine years ago) link

wait waht

Οὖτις, Thursday, 30 October 2014 20:09 (nine years ago) link

was that part of the settlement?!

Οὖτις, Thursday, 30 October 2014 20:09 (nine years ago) link

IIRC the movie credits just say based on comics by stan lee, jack kirby etc etc - wonder if that will change...

sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Thursday, 30 October 2014 20:50 (nine years ago) link

but that's the thing - refusing to promote Fantastic Four and provide new characters to the X universe would be a business decision.
marvel makes more money by getting film rights back than by selling a few more comics off another company's movies

I'm not saying it wouldn't be a business decision - but I was referring directly to the idea that Marvel is canceling FF primarily because of movie issues. That's a lot more complicated (and I would guess that the movie contracts have something to say about Marvel's ability to just 86 a property completely) than "this isn't selling, we can kill it off and relaunch later on with more fanfare."

It's not like doing so is going to make any rights revert, as long as superhero movies are profitable no one is going to give up a major team. - if Marvel gets the X-Men or anything else back it will be because Disney backed up Scrooge McDuck's vault for someone, knowing that they'd make money in perpetuity with a Marvel theme park.

As I said, Marvel's three biggest events of the year involve non-MCU properties.
Avengers titles are fair-to-middling sales-wise. Outside of the main Avengers title I think Black Widow is actually the top seller. Iron Man was selling FF numbers, they haven't solicited an issue in months and it's being relaunched as Superior Iron Man or Invincible Iron Man or something in the next couple of months. If all they cared about was MCU-comic synergy, wouldn't they make the Avengers or the Netflix titles their highest priority?

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:45 (nine years ago) link

the idea is that marvel doesn't want this ff reboot to do well so they're doing nothing to promote it, and that while they aren't going to do the same with the x-universe, they're not going to create more characters for fox to exploit. if you refuse to believe the rumors about marvel top brass being really grumpy about fox's lock on those titles, fine, but they align pretty smoothly with what's happening.

da croupier, Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:53 (nine years ago) link

Of course they're grumpy that Marvel sold the rights to a bunch of characters/teams 20 years before Disney was in the picture. They're grumpy about many things, I'm sure.
What I'm saying is that there's no real evidence they're in the habit of cutting off their nose to spite their face - they still make money on those properties, just less. They're never getting them back regardless of promotion by the comic wing. The only thing we know for sure is that one title that doesn't sell is getting cancelled - just like titles that are part of the MCU. On the other hand, we know that they timed their Spidey release to coincide with the movie and that their second biggest selling title of the year (behind ASM1) is about Wolverine.
Deadpool belongs to Fox or Universal, as well, and they're pumping out new Deadpool miniseries left and right - increasing his value as a potential movie.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 30 October 2014 23:04 (nine years ago) link

while they're definitely not getting back the x-folk, getting back the fantastic four seems far more possible - after all, fox gave them back daredevil

da croupier, Thursday, 30 October 2014 23:13 (nine years ago) link

No they didn't. Their option lapsed after they tried and failed to get a new movie into production

Number None, Thursday, 30 October 2014 23:44 (nine years ago) link

i'd argue that's a pretty semantic distinction. if they really wanted to, they could have pulled one of these

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_X5C6e3ZeY

da croupier, Thursday, 30 October 2014 23:47 (nine years ago) link

and it still would have been better than the Affleck version!

Number None, Thursday, 30 October 2014 23:50 (nine years ago) link

I'm curious about the cancelling of important but low selling characters. Wonder Woman is a prime example of a character who has always had a title going because DC feels she's too important to cancel.
Fantastic Four is extremely important in Marvel's history and I'm pretty surprised they'd ever cancel it, so that makes the grudge reason seem more plausible.

I think for a few decades there has usually been more Superman titles than makes business sense because they feel he needs to appear to rival Batman?

Robert Adam Gilmour, Friday, 31 October 2014 00:03 (nine years ago) link

I may be wrong, but I think DC have to publish Wonder Woman regularly or else lose the rights, so they keep her going even when it's not very financially sensible because of her importance to the DC Universe as a whole

ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Friday, 31 October 2014 00:06 (nine years ago) link

OK, that no longer seems to be the case: from http://goodcomics.comicbookresources.com/2005/06/03/comic-book-urban-legend-revealed-1/
COMIC URBAN LEGEND: DC must publish at least four issues of Wonder Woman a year or else lose the rights to the property.

STATUS: False

It has long been said that if DC did not publish Wonder Woman at least four times a year, that the rights would revert back to the estate of William Moulton Marston, creator of Wonder Woman.

Writer Kurt Busiek addressed the rumors earlier this year,

They are no longer true, but they were true for a long time – as I understand it, the terms were that DC had to publish at least four issues with “Wonder Woman” as the banner lead feature or rights would revert. That’s why DC did the LEGEND OF WONDER WOMAN mini-series that I wrote and Trina Robbins drew – the Perez revamp was in development, but coming along slowly, and they had to publish something to fulfil the contract terms.

They specifically didn’t want something that would be attention-getting, because they didn’t want to undercut the revamp. So they wanted something gentle and nostalgic, and we had fun doing it.

In the intervening years, though, I’m given to understand that at some point DC bought the character outright, and thus those contract terms are no longer in force.

ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Friday, 31 October 2014 00:08 (nine years ago) link

really curious about the details of that - did all-american publications make a special deal with marston? the implication otherwise is that ALL those JSA types were at least partially creator owned

da croupier, Friday, 31 October 2014 00:12 (nine years ago) link

I think Marston was a special case--in more ways than one, tbh

ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Friday, 31 October 2014 01:54 (nine years ago) link

Oh my god the new Fantastic Four movie is going to bomb so hard:

KEBBELL: He’s Victor Domashev, not Victor Von Doom in our story. And I’m sure I’ll be sent to jail for telling you that. The Doom in ours—I’m a programmer. Very anti-social programmer. And on blogging sites I’m “Doom”.

i only wanted freidn (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 12:17 (nine years ago) link

In the context of the topic of discussion ITT, that is the most insane thing I've ever read.

i only wanted freidn (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 15:00 (nine years ago) link

that this was even spitballed is indeed a sign of how desperate they are to keep and exploit the brand, but studios spitball all kinds of shit. this prequel may have just been on a long list of spidey stories they have the rights to, and considering agent carter it does belong on that big list

da croupier, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 15:23 (nine years ago) link

also gotham. an exec might have said "give me a list of 15 spideyverse titles" to which some assistant said "jesus fuck, i dunno that stupid aunt may prequel that flopped" when they got home

da croupier, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 15:24 (nine years ago) link

I... what

the farakhan of gg (DJP), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 15:25 (nine years ago) link

If this is honestly where they're at, selling the Spider-Man rights back to Marvel has to be the better business decision for Sony at this point.

i only wanted freidn (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 15:33 (nine years ago) link

Maybe Sony could partner up with Fox and finally adapt Aunt May, Herald of Galactus. (Only if Rosemary Harris reprises the role!)

Your Favorite Album in the Cutout Bin, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 15:40 (nine years ago) link

sony are straight-up trolling at this point

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 16:09 (nine years ago) link

Wasn't Trouble written as a teen girl romance comic that just happened to feature Spiderman's family?
I think it was part of an effort to see if they could do old genres in a new way and get a new audience.

How are they going to turn that into a franchise film? This is several steps beyond Smallville.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 16:14 (nine years ago) link

teen girl romance by... mark millar

jenny holzer, ilxor (mh), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 16:27 (nine years ago) link

It's still a stupid idea but to be clear it is a different stupid idea to Trouble

The target mood is some sort of espionage story in the vein of AMC’s Mad Men, which sounds like a way of saying “classier Agent Carter” without name-dropping Marvel’s upcoming series.

Number None, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 16:28 (nine years ago) link

finally the aunt may romance we've all been waiting for

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 16:28 (nine years ago) link

unless elizabeth moss walks out at the nexy sony shareholders meeting under a sign saying MAY RISING - MAY 2019 i think this gossip is all that will come of it.

da croupier, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 16:58 (nine years ago) link

captain mayvel

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 16:59 (nine years ago) link

the real takeaway here is that sony is a) determined to keep the spidey rights and b) open to suggestions as to how to make the most of them

da croupier, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 17:00 (nine years ago) link

personally i vote for THE BUGLE, a new workplace mockumentary starring jk simmons

da croupier, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 17:01 (nine years ago) link

they should just start adapting the hostess ads

I thought that's what they were already doing

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 17:05 (nine years ago) link

This desperate attempt to maintain the Spider-License without actually making another Spider-Man film feels very AfterM*A*S*H/Hogan Family-esque.

i only wanted freidn (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 17:18 (nine years ago) link

I actually think a Daily Bugle show isn't a half bad idea.

i only wanted freidn (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 17:18 (nine years ago) link

peter parker making jim-face to the camera every time jonah yells about spidey

da croupier, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 17:22 (nine years ago) link

the newsroom except with pictures of spiderman occasionally

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 17:24 (nine years ago) link

i wonder if simmons, elizabeth banks, tobey maguire and bill nunn would actually be down to do a like eight-episode thing for cable or whatever. i mean maguire did the spoils of babylon.

da croupier, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 17:33 (nine years ago) link

Of course that's already been done, albeit with a character that Marvel owns

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pulse_(comics)

Number None, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 17:35 (nine years ago) link

The strongest runs on Spider-Man IMO are those that focus more on the ensemble and reduce Spider-Man to something like a supporting role. The Pulse is definitely in line with that, yes.

i only wanted freidn (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 17:44 (nine years ago) link

Like, I think I'm starting to realize that I just don't care that much about Spider-Man/Peter Parker as a character divorced from the context of his supporting cast.

i only wanted freidn (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 17:45 (nine years ago) link

I for one would LOVE to see a Trouble trainwreck adaptation

Nhex, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 19:10 (nine years ago) link

"And that baby that her future husband's brother's future wife eventually had...became the Amazing Spider-Man."

i only wanted freidn (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 19:13 (nine years ago) link

Millar is such a creep. Remember the covers for these things?

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Marvel_Trouble_1.jpg

Number None, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 19:40 (nine years ago) link

I remember lots of suggestions in the lead-up to its release that it was gonna be something sleazy.

i only wanted freidn (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 19:46 (nine years ago) link

tbf they're not that off from other YA-targeted book covers. i didn't actually get a crepey vibe from those

Nhex, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 20:22 (nine years ago) link

http://www.comicvine.com/spider-mans-tangled-web/4050-7255/

This series was mostly about his supporting cast. The Rhino two part story was my favourite, it was much like that Simpsons episode in which Homer gets the crayon removed from his head and can't deal with being intelligent.
Nothing else really grabbed me.

Venom had quite a lot of titles so that wouldn't be too hard. But those were mostly reliant upon insatiable Venom fans in the 90s.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 21:02 (nine years ago) link

Hi, I remember that Flower for Algernon-style Rhino story. It was pretty all right.

Nhex, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 21:14 (nine years ago) link

Milligan and Fegredo, IIRC?

i only wanted freidn (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 21:16 (nine years ago) link

Yeah, I just checked and it's even called "Flowers For Rhino". I'm sure they did the Frogman story too. Paul Pope and Bruce Jones did some stories too.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 21:26 (nine years ago) link

Back then I didn't appreciate Fegredo but now I realise he really can draw.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 21:31 (nine years ago) link

Tangled Web was kind of an anthology series with each arc (or issue) being a different writer/artist combo, right? I remember picking up the Paul Pope one, and maybe a couple others

jenny holzer, ilxor (mh), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 21:43 (nine years ago) link

Yeah, there was a Greg Rucka issue about one of the Kingpin's goons which got a lot of praise

Number None, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 21:54 (nine years ago) link

that was a good issue! all those are available on marvel's ipad app.

Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 22:00 (nine years ago) link

Milligan did not write the Frog-Man story that Fegredo drew.

Spider-Man didn't appear at all in Paul Grist's b&w Daily Bugle series iirc?

the incredible string gland (sic), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 22:46 (nine years ago) link

There is an issue about a supervillain bar where they all drink and talk. When it came out I thought it was one of the best Spidey stories ever because the ending sent a shiver down my spine but I have mixed feelings about it now for a reason that I've soured on the genre in general: it doesn't generate it's own heat. The awe comes from the reference to big stories of the past.

That's how too much of the genre works now. It exploits the feelings people have for past stories by building stories around them that enshrine the old ones but don't shine by themselves.
But now I don't even think the death of Gwen Stacy was that good either. In fact it was probably the start of an awful superhero trend.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 23:52 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

i didn't know mike colter was up for the role of luke cage - he's fantastic in the good wife and i can totally see him as luke.

bizarro gazzara, Friday, 5 December 2014 10:03 (nine years ago) link

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh that dude! Yeah that is excellent casting

the farakhan of gg (DJP), Friday, 5 December 2014 14:23 (nine years ago) link

Among projects in development are an animated Spider-Man comedy that would be produced by Chris Miller and Phil Lord, the team behind “22 Jump Street” and “The Lego Movie”

that actually sounds like it could be good? wtf sony you're letting me down here

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 10 December 2014 10:15 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOyJqGtP-wU

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 10 December 2014 13:06 (nine years ago) link

two months pass...

Well the bomb just dropped:

http://io9.com/its-official-spider-man-will-appear-in-the-marvel-movi-1684857245

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 05:17 (nine years ago) link

Marvel just announced that Spider-Man will appear in an unspecified Marvel film, that takes place in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Then after this "appearance":

"Sony Pictures will thereafter release the next installment of its $4 billion Spider-Man franchise, on July 28, 2017, in a film that will be co-produced by Kevin Feige and his expert team at Marvel and Amy Pascal.... Together, they will collaborate on a new creative direction for the web slinger. Sony Pictures will continue to finance, distribute, own and have final creative control of the Spider-Man films."

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? It could mean that we're getting a whole new Spider-Man franchise, or another Andrew Garfield movie... or maybe even that Sinister 6 film that's been kicking around forever. However, July 28th 2017 is currently set as the date for Marvel's Thor: Ragnarok — but hell, that might all change now.

Honestly, we're inclined to think that just about anything Sony was previously developing is most likely thrown out the window, including spin-offs. And Marvel will no doubt be taking the wheel on the character's development from here on out. Especially with this line so clearly printed in the Marvel release, "Together, they will collaborate on a new creative direction for the web slinger." That's big.

Oh and also, Spider-Man coming over to Marvel may lead the way for other Marvel characters showing up in Spider-Man movies as well "Marvel and Sony Pictures are also exploring opportunities to integrate characters from the MCU into future Spider-Man films."

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 05:17 (nine years ago) link

Apparent new timeline:

SPIDER-MAN 7/28/17
THOR 3 11/3/17
BLACK PANTHER 7/6/18
CAPTAIN MARVEL 11/2/18
INHUMANS 7/12/19

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 05:21 (nine years ago) link

all the shoes drop

mh, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 05:22 (nine years ago) link

Except for Ditko's.

oochie wally (clean version) (sic), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 05:45 (nine years ago) link

feel kinda bad for andrew garfield - he was a really good peter parker (and emma stone was a great gwen). shame the scripts they were landed with were so sub-par.

tbh, after five movies with peter parker in 12 years i'd be happy if they gave him a rest for a while and put miles morales in the suit in the marvel universe.

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 09:24 (nine years ago) link

nah, Garfield sucks. I'm glad he's dead

Number None, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 11:06 (nine years ago) link

Oh hooray maybe we'll finally get to see Spidey's origin story.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 11:54 (nine years ago) link

he was a really good peter parker

I kind of think the opposite - he was a bit too cool as Peter, but really good as Spider-man; gangly physique and good with a wise-crack. Maguire was the other way round IMO.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 11:56 (nine years ago) link

i kinda looked at him as the john romita version of peter as opposed to maguire's steve ditko version

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 12:02 (nine years ago) link

any great spiderman movie has to realise that peter parker is the central character, not his costumed alter ego, and peter parker should always be the saddest sack this side of charlie brown

a cake of three ingredients (stevie), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 12:10 (nine years ago) link

though that's an interesting take, bizarro

a cake of three ingredients (stevie), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 12:11 (nine years ago) link

i dunno if peter parker needs to be a sad sack so much as he needs to be teetering on the edge of meltdown at all times - flat broke, being yelled at by jjj, worrying about aunt may, dealing with girl problems, his backup costume got ripped to shreds and ffs now the rhino's rampaging through downtown manhattan as well argh

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 12:52 (nine years ago) link

chap and stevie otm

Nhex, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 13:42 (nine years ago) link

miles morales is supposed to be pretty young, right? so probably not a donald glover role? trying to think who would make a good miles and i keep scaring myself w/ the idea of jaden smith taking over the franchise.

Mordy, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 16:15 (nine years ago) link

iirc Amy pascal blamed After Earth on her inability to say no to will smith but between its failure and will joining suicide squad I'd hope we're jaden free

Pretty doubtful it won't be Peter Parker though. Can't see them wanting any hubbub or confusion getting in the way of the cheers when Spidey swings into cap 3

da croupier, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 16:18 (nine years ago) link

It won't NOT be Peter Parker I mean

da croupier, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 16:19 (nine years ago) link

i think it might be since in the comix they're bringing miles into the main canon (and shutting down ultimate) and they've talked about aligning the comix canon w/ the nu-media canon

Mordy, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 16:21 (nine years ago) link

post-world smashy, they're going to probably have:

- Peter and Mary Jane married
- Miles Morales is a young Spider-Man
- Maybe other spider types running around post-Spiderverse. Spider-Gwen?

mh, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 16:27 (nine years ago) link

It's pretty amazing that ambulatory meme Donald Glover has managed to keep himself in the conversation for this. Granted I'm sure it's just a small yet vocal geek contingent and I'm confident that Marvel are smarter than that, but still, good hustle I guess

Number None, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 16:28 (nine years ago) link

i would say the chances of a cinematic miles morales spidey for next gen movies is pretty damn high

the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 16:29 (nine years ago) link

and i'm holding to my jaden smith prognostication

the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 16:29 (nine years ago) link

noooooo

Mordy, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 16:29 (nine years ago) link

Obv there's an angle for morales but guys they made five movies about Peter Parker if Spidey is going to swoop into a marvel it would be so much easier to say "hi I'm Peter Parker we've met before" than "hi we've never met please to enjoy yet another origin story"

da croupier, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 16:37 (nine years ago) link

i liked the suggestion of maestro harrell (randy from the wire) which has been going around for a while. he'll probably be getting too old by the time the movies are cast but the thought of jaden smith is horrifying

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 16:38 (nine years ago) link

Jaden post karate kid way more plausible than jaden post-after earth

da croupier, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 16:43 (nine years ago) link

Also if they recast marvel is gonna want charismatic and cheap, jaden is neither

da croupier, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 16:44 (nine years ago) link

amy pascal gave herself the golden-est parachute

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 18:42 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

FF teaser is like a spoof 'dark n gritty superhero movie' trailer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cwh48VDMZxg

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Thursday, 5 March 2015 11:55 (nine years ago) link

ff not mcu fwiw

resulting post (rogermexico.), Thursday, 5 March 2015 15:28 (nine years ago) link

Yeah I know, but thread has been spilling out into general superhero cinema.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Thursday, 5 March 2015 15:55 (nine years ago) link

In the future Hollywood will eventually just pool all its money into one big $1 trillion movie. They will actually destroy a whole city making it.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 5 March 2015 16:55 (nine years ago) link

oboy more origin stories

Οὖτις, Thursday, 5 March 2015 17:15 (nine years ago) link

xp are tickets on sale for that yet?

Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Thursday, 5 March 2015 17:26 (nine years ago) link

cheap tickets get you into the theater, expensive ones get you into the city

Soylent News Service (contenderizer), Thursday, 5 March 2015 17:51 (nine years ago) link

It will be cool in 10-15 years to see the Avengers holograms reboot everyone sitting in an amphitheater while costumed superheroes duke it out on the stage like flickering flames of mythology past.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 5 March 2015 17:54 (nine years ago) link

http://consequenceofsound.net/2015/03/a-marathon-of-all-11-marvel-movies-to-be-screened-at-amc-and-regal-theaters/

On April 29th, the two chains will screen all 11 films in the Marvel Cinematic Universe in sequential order, beginning with Iron Man and finishing with Avengers: Age of Ultron. That’s 27 hours straight of live action comic book madness, though based on runtimes and the marathon’s schedule, audiences can at least expect a bathroom break between movies.

Cinemark will also join AMC and Regal in holding an Avengers double feature for the less dedicated, with The Avengers running right into Avengers: Age of Ultron. Tickets for all the viewing events at select theaters can be found at the AMC, Regal, and Cinemark websites. Here’s the schedule for AMC’s Ultimate Marvel Marathon:

6:00 p.m. - Iron Man
8:25 p.m. – The Incredible Hulk
10:35 p.m. – Iron Man 2
1:00 a.m. – Thor
3:10 a.m. – Captain America: The First Avenger
5:30 a.m. – The Avengers
8:48 a.m. – Iron Man 3
11:15 a.m. – Thor: The Dark World
1:45 p.m. – Captain America: The Winter Soldier
4:20 p.m. – Guardians of the Galaxy
7:00 p.m. – Avengers: Age of Ultron (RealD® 3D)

Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Thursday, 5 March 2015 18:59 (nine years ago) link

that looks like hell on earth

DJP, Thursday, 5 March 2015 19:00 (nine years ago) link

Oh, absolutely. That said, I'll be there with a pillow and a trucker's mate.

Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Thursday, 5 March 2015 19:06 (nine years ago) link

I was kinda hoping that some theater chain or another would be doing this, but I was also kinda hoping they'd approach it in a reasonable way for people who have jobs and enjoy sleep.

Stomach Hurts...And I Don't Care! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 5 March 2015 19:11 (nine years ago) link

Well, the latter sort of takes care of itself.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 5 March 2015 19:13 (nine years ago) link

If that's the way people are going to see the new film, I wonder how many people will be in a good enough mood to properly enjoy the last film. Sounds like the perfect way to spoil your appetite.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Thursday, 5 March 2015 19:17 (nine years ago) link

I hear that the optimal way to watch the movie is through tears of delirium.

Stomach Hurts...And I Don't Care! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 5 March 2015 19:23 (nine years ago) link

Also reminds me of South Park in the World Of Warcraft episode. Bring your parents so you can shit into a big plate they hold out for you.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Thursday, 5 March 2015 19:27 (nine years ago) link

Delirium rumored villain for Avengers 3.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 5 March 2015 19:27 (nine years ago) link

Fun fact: it took the James Bond series 44 years to churn out as many films as the MCU will have done in 11 (i.e. through 2019).

Wet Pet (Old Lunch), Thursday, 5 March 2015 19:43 (nine years ago) link

If that's the way people are going to see the new film, I wonder how many people will be in a good enough mood to properly enjoy the last film. Sounds like the perfect way to spoil your appetite.

I saw Star Trek 5 at the end of a marathon screening of all five movies when I was a teenager but I don't think it was exhaustion that made that movie such a bummer

I want somebody somewhere to offer up a counter-program marathon of Lav Diaz' filmography on the same day.

Frederik B, Thursday, 5 March 2015 22:36 (nine years ago) link

xp lol that is so sad to go through all that and end with V

Nhex, Friday, 6 March 2015 04:20 (nine years ago) link

I once watched 7 movies in a row at the local movie festival, and I can tell you that shit is hella grueling, both physically and mentally. And the last movie just happened to be a Japanese flick that the festival catalogue promised to be a thrilling actioner, but it was more like tedious psychological torture porn, I almost wanted to cry at that point.

Tuomas, Friday, 6 March 2015 22:05 (nine years ago) link

only time I've done this was for a 24-hr filmfest thing in college where the local rep house was doing it as a special event. I sat through Raiders of the Lost Ark, Singing in the Rain, and Casablanca and I think after that I fell asleep

Οὖτις, Friday, 6 March 2015 22:13 (nine years ago) link

As loud as movie theaters are now I'd have a splitting headache halfway through the second movie.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 6 March 2015 23:50 (nine years ago) link

FF teaser looks like car commercial + christopher nolan

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Saturday, 7 March 2015 07:38 (nine years ago) link

Why do people watch movie marathons? Can't think of any way that makes any of them any better, unless they are maybe all literally parts of the same movie (like the three Lord of the Rings movies, maybe). And even then. Take a fucking break. That's why there are three movies and not one 12 hour movie. Would anyone just sit right down and read an 800 page novel without stopping?

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 7 March 2015 15:27 (nine years ago) link

People.... do things differently?

mh, Saturday, 7 March 2015 15:34 (nine years ago) link

In high school a friend and I planned to watch every Friday the 13th movie over a weekend and review them for the teen page of the local paper. We gave up on day 2 halfway into Jason takes manhattan, but we still talk about it as a fun memory.

So my guess is, the people doing this are younger than us.

da croupier, Saturday, 7 March 2015 15:41 (nine years ago) link

part of me loves the idea of that Marvel marathon...but the other part of me enjoys sleeping & there's no way I'd make it through all of them

but i did a mini marathon of the Cap movies & Avengers ...and I have watched all three lotr movies in one sitting

i just like to binge sometimes :D

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 7 March 2015 15:56 (nine years ago) link

It's popular enough that London's biggest second run cineme is doing it a lot (also sing/quotealongs).

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 7 March 2015 19:19 (nine years ago) link

Goddammit

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 7 March 2015 19:19 (nine years ago) link

in high school once some friends were doing uninterrupted-lotr, and i had a lot to do that day so could not consistently attend, but in between driving around doing whatever cool important-feeling stuff it was i had to do with another friend we stopped two or three separate times at the lotr house to check in for 20-30 minutes and say things like "holy shit how are they only at lothlorien". this isn't a story i realize but it's a halcyon memory cuz it was the perfect combination of feeling cool and watching lotr. on the other hand: later in college i would do this marathon myself, with a different set of friends, and, i think, somewhere in rohan, i think, a couple girls came over and did a bunch of coke by themselves.

difficult listening hour, Saturday, 7 March 2015 19:33 (nine years ago) link

I love bingewatching at festivals. But it's not really 'marathoning' when I'm taking halfhour breaks inbetween, or something.

Frederik B, Saturday, 7 March 2015 19:35 (nine years ago) link

meals tho, i mean i'd want that marathon fking catered bcz i aint eating 12 hrs worth of diarrhea hot dogs & popcorn

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 7 March 2015 21:40 (nine years ago) link

Fantastic 4 looks kinda rad idk

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 7 March 2015 21:43 (nine years ago) link

later in college i would do this marathon myself, with a different set of friends, and, i think, somewhere in rohan, i think, a couple girls came over and did a bunch of coke by themselves.

lol

drash, Saturday, 7 March 2015 21:52 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

Idly considering the similarities between westerns as a genre and the current superhero genre - feel like in 50 years we'll be looking back and thinking jesus christ why were so many of these made? (which is how I feel about westerns for the most part)

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 23:04 (nine years ago) link

both draw on pulp/YA fiction origins for material and ready-made mythos, uniquely American, etc.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 23:06 (nine years ago) link

There aren't so many of these made, are there? At least compared to Westerns. So far there have been roughly 2 Marvel movies and 1 DC movie per year, right? Whereas in the heyday of Westerns there were like several of those coming out each month. Though of course there's a difference in that Westerns could be made fairly cheaply, but so far there hasn't exactly been a deluge of mid-budget or low-budget superhero movies. Also, it's pretty interesting that pretty much all the successful straight superhero movies have been based on Marvel and DC properties. Non-Marvel/DC superhero movies have mostly been parodies or deconstructions, like The Incredibles, Megamind, Kick-Ass, Toxic Avenger, The Mask, Chronicle, etc.

But I'm sure there are some interesting sociological theories to why these type of movies have become so popular in this era, especially considering that many of the comics they're based on are decades old... I guess you could argue that in times of recession, war on terror and other political and economic insecurities, people crave the sort of comfort straightforward hero stories can offer. Certainly some of the movies have addressed these issues directly; for example, there's that scene in the first Spider-Man movie where random New Yorkers start protecting Spidey from the Green Goblin, and The Winter Soldier of course is totally in the post-NSA, post-Wikileaks vibe, with Cap (literally) representing old-fashioned values like liberty in contrast to the shadier politics of SHIELD.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 06:48 (nine years ago) link

roughly 2 Marvel movies and 1 DC movie per year, right?

Depends on how you count, especially when you factor in TV. Plus it's about to get a lot more hectic.

fuck me, archipelago (Simon H.), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 07:09 (nine years ago) link

Honestly I think the current ubiquity of the superhero movie simply has a lot to do with special effects catching up with the kind of crazy shit a comic book artist can portray.

Kick-Ass is a Marvel property fwiw.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 07:50 (nine years ago) link

The Winter Soldier (as you point out a dozen words later) is not a decades old story, nor a straightforward hero one.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 07:58 (nine years ago) link

Kick-Ass is a Marvel property fwiw.

nope, it's owned by Millar and JRjr - the sequel even premiered in Millar's own newstand magazine, not an Icon comic.

oochie wally (clean version) (sic), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 09:37 (nine years ago) link

the similarities between westerns as a genre and the current superhero genre

go
to
hell

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 11:15 (nine years ago) link

Has there been ONE comic-book film that will stand decades later as a 'classic' adult work of art like the best westerns of Ford, Hawks, Boetticher, Mann, Leone etc?

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 11:19 (nine years ago) link

I daresay there's an argument to made for the Batman Returns-Dark Knight trilogy

Even if there hasn't been, that doesn't mean there are no similarities between the genres.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 11:29 (nine years ago) link

Sure: American Splendor, Persepolis, Ghost World, Corto Maltese, A History of Violence, Oldboy, etc.

But if you're talking about superhero movies alone, I'm not sure what point of comparing them to "classic adult" Westerns, because they're not aiming to be "adult" works in that sense. That doesn't mean the best superhero movies can't be as satisfying and successful at what they do, though. There's not just one measuring stick for good movies.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 11:29 (nine years ago) link

(x-post to Morbius)

Tuomas, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 11:29 (nine years ago) link

yes Tuomas, we were talking about the Marvel-type films, which are closer to being $250 million iPhones.

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 11:34 (nine years ago) link

have you actually seen any of the marvel movies, Morbs?

Well, you only said "comic-book film", and it's a pet peeve hate of mine that people equate "comic books" with "superhero comics", when superhero comics are a small minority among the comics produced around the world.

But I still don't get your point... Do you think action movies in general are a lesser genre? Because most recent superhero films are basically action movies with some sci-fi/fantasy dressing, and the best of them work really well as such. Judging them by the standards of some other genre makes little sense to me.

(xpost)

Tuomas, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 11:40 (nine years ago) link

stevie: yes

see what i did there

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 12:01 (nine years ago) link

I don't know much about westerns but were they generally aimed at adults or did that only come in the 50s and onward?
I don't know how much kids playing cowboys vs indians has to do with movies but surely a lot of kids were seeing the older westerns?

I'm really curious why martial arts films have dried up so much. It doesn't make sense to me. I've heard that a lot of the new stuff is on Hong Kong tv that doesn't get imported. Most of the martial arts films that do get imported look like boring prestige epics (the comedy seems to have disappeared).
But regardless of the new stuff, it seemed like videogame, comic and science fiction fans watched waaaaay more martial arts films (from 70s to present) in 90s-early 00s than now. Why isn't our martial arts thread more busy?

Robert Adam Gilmour, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 12:27 (nine years ago) link

lack of cultivation of auteur choreographers, directors, stars in the industry? but that still leads to more questions.

Nhex, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 12:54 (nine years ago) link

Fight scenes in mainstream action flicks are geberally more martial arts influenced than before, maybe that fulfills the need?

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 12:56 (nine years ago) link

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/powerlisting/images/c/c8/Hulk.gif/revision/latest?cb=20131214213537

"My flyswatter style will surely defeat you!"

WilliamC, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 12:59 (nine years ago) link

Hmmm, maybe videogames too have saturated them with all they need.

But part of what I'm saying is that fans of cult stuff were watching loads of old and new martial arts films until a decade ago. Especially following Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee, Sonny Chiba etc.

I was hoping The Raid might lead to a new generation of international martial arts but for now it ain't happening.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 13:03 (nine years ago) link

Οὖτις otm btw. Westerns (in their heyday) and superheroes both draw on the stories and heroic archetypes in vogue when their moviemakers were kids. Lord knows what it'll be in 60 years...a profusion of Mad Max survivalists probably.

WilliamC, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 13:08 (nine years ago) link

All superhero films are alike, pretty much. And I like a couple of them. But compared to all the stuff that was done with the western... Basically, mainstream movies have been codified, don't think there's a single of them that will be looked at as fondly as stuff like Stagecoach or The Searchers or The Man Who Shot Liberty Vallance. But hey, wasn't 2001 one of the biggest blockbusters of all time back in 1968? Back then, you needed repeat viewing to be a phenomenon. The economics are different today.

It's crap, superhero movies. But if it's enjoyable crap, I don't care. I will prob watch the new Avengers with my little brother, and the new Bond with my parents.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 13:09 (nine years ago) link

On martial arts: Isn't Tony Jaa in the new Fast & Furious? Perhaps that will get some kids to watch thai martial arts film.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 13:09 (nine years ago) link

xps Still holding out hope that The Raid will inspire a new generation of intense action movies as well, but maybe it'll take time to bear fruit. Wishful thinking at best, I know.

As stevie mentioned I think Batman Begins/The Dark Knight might stand out as the most fondly remembered and respected films from this superhero era. And if not as "seriously" respected as Ford, Mann and what-have-you, the first two Superman and Burton Batman films are also as beloved as any popular films out there.

But besides whatever should supposedly be the composition of a respectable evergreen classic of film history... we'll be lucky if superhero films do move towards more complex takes on the genre like Searchers and Vallance. Or Johnny Guitar.

Nhex, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 14:25 (nine years ago) link

well, there aren't many superhero comics which i'd call traditional literary masterpieces (although i value them tremendously as art in other ways) so i dunno if there's any reason to expect the movies to be evergreen classics of film history

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 14:31 (nine years ago) link

although on the other hand it took time for westerns to evolve - maybe there will be an equivalent advance in superhero movies if they hang around for long enough

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 14:33 (nine years ago) link

Actually I think superhero movies should go in the opposite direction and embrace the kids audience in (hand)animated films. I still think those Bruce Timm styled DC cartoons are the best screen versions of superheroes. Their version of Joker was just brilliant.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 14:34 (nine years ago) link

auteur takes on pulp genres

mh, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 14:35 (nine years ago) link

I wasn't really thinking of making a qualitative comparison fwiw

xxxp

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 15:25 (nine years ago) link

Even if superhero movies evolve in an adult form (if the Nolan movies don't count), that still won't please people like Morbs. The style of Big Hollywood productions is anathema - they'd hate Rio Bravo and The Searchers if they were made in 2015 just because of what's involved to produce a film like that today.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 15:30 (nine years ago) link

wtf, who wants an "adult" superhero movie; do we also have to have "adult" animated films featuring CGI pandas?
there are a handful of comic book films that are made for adults and they are highly acclaimed: American Splendor, Ghost World, A History of Violence

Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 15:36 (nine years ago) link

The first Downey Iron Man was reasonanbly adult.

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 15:40 (nine years ago) link

..as was Superman II (I can't imagine a ton of 9-year-olds being tickled by Gene Hackman's car dealer vibe).

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 15:42 (nine years ago) link

ok I give up I don't know what you mean by "adult"

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 15:42 (nine years ago) link

otoh i fucking hate those Nolan movies' adolescent idea of what's adult. DARK, WITH ATOMIZED FIGHT SEQUENCES.

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 15:43 (nine years ago) link

There needs to be a superhero movie with a plot that makes sense or is in some way relatable to the common person. Even if movies are broadcasting DIRE CONSEQUENCES and THE END OF THE UNIVERSE they really haven't successfully portrayed that imo. There is no suffering, no consequence to the actions of anyone in the movies. The heroes may be killing as many people as the villains as they smash through skyscrapers, and nobody really cares. It's all detached and context-free. Westerns seem very tied to their landscapes and the places in which they take place, most comic book movies seem to sort of exist and are later transposed onto the real world.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 15:47 (nine years ago) link

I don't think a movie made 30 years ago is very relevant to modern superhero movies. It's closer in production to the aforementioned westerns than The Avengers.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 15:48 (nine years ago) link

It's all detached and context-free.

yeah this drives me crazy, really takes me out of the film(s)

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 15:48 (nine years ago) link

There needs to be a superhero movie with a plot that makes sense or is in some way relatable to the common person.

Kick-Ass is attempting something like this, though it has its cake and eats it.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 15:53 (nine years ago) link

Why is being relatable to the common person important?

Don't forget Blue Is The Warmest Color, Forksclovetofu.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 15:57 (nine years ago) link

i'm sure there's a bunch of other movies for adults, French and Japanese stuff in particular, that qualifies as a comic book adaptation that I must be forgetting.
Art School Confidential, though that was pretty lame.

Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 15:58 (nine years ago) link

Jim Broadbent was great in that though. His character's paintings were great too.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 16:00 (nine years ago) link

pre-marvel era, Blade and Hellboy (1 and 2 for both) are the gold standard imho

Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 16:03 (nine years ago) link

Yeah Hellboy II might be my favourite superhero film.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 16:05 (nine years ago) link

I mean relatable wrt consequences and things, like Iron Man having his Stark Tower blown up isn't quite so devastating cos we all know he is super rich and will just buy a new one.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 16:05 (nine years ago) link

I wonder if any 'pro-superhero/comic/movies based on comics that may or may not feature superheroes' argument has ever swayed anyone who thought that those things were crap.

Gimme Gimme Pop Secret (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 16:07 (nine years ago) link

I explicitly referenced superhero comics movies (not comics movies) for a reason. it's the superhero movies that have parallels to westerns

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 16:09 (nine years ago) link

and I wasn't making some bid for "respectability" on the part of superhero movies (most of which I find to be well-made but ultimately empty and forgettable fan-service garbage) by comparing them to westerns, just wondering about the parallels in terms of their popularity, their ubiquity, the forces behind production of both etc.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 16:10 (nine years ago) link

to pacify Morbz I happily agree that I haven't seen any superhero movie that approaches the Searchers (or the Wild Bunch or [insert classic here]) - there have been some good ones, and the genre is fairly young but corporate (and the push for continuity, esp on Marvel's part) have inhibited any auteurs from really using the genre to push boundaries or do something really interesting. Nolan and Singer come closest and in both cases their trilogies have major flaws/regrettable entries.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 16:13 (nine years ago) link

"corporate goals" I meant to say there

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 16:13 (nine years ago) link

I haven't seen any superhero movie that approaches the Searchers (or the Wild Bunch or [insert classic here])

Yeah but tbrr most westerns don't, either.

I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 16:16 (nine years ago) link

remember when m. night shyamalan tried to make a serious comic book-style film

he's really the expert at misfiring on all cylinders imo

mh, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 16:19 (nine years ago) link

Yeah but tbrr most westerns don't, either.

definitely! and there were way more westerns made than superhero movies (at this point). Expecting a "Searchers" level film to come out of a such a young genre with so much corporate and commercial pressure to do otherwise is not really realistic.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 16:25 (nine years ago) link

Looking through those film lists (grateful for the notation of live action and animated, especially for manga), missing a few like Blue Is The Warmest Color, Two Fat Slags and Dellamorte Dellamore (although the other Dylan Dog film is listed).

Anyone seen this film, Tokiwa?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117933/?ref_=fn_tt_tt_3
It's about the studio Tezuka and other manga pioneers worked in. It's supposed to very good but it hasn't been released outside east Asia.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 16:46 (nine years ago) link

remember when m. night shyamalan tried to make a serious comic book-style film

Do you mean Unbreakable? I genuinely think that is an interesting - and quite successful - attempt to tell a different kind of superhero film; in places it reminds me of a Steve Gerber comic.

Baffled by the love for Hellboy II, an unbreakably boring film.

sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 16:57 (nine years ago) link

I like things about the Hellboy films but I think they don't comfortably fit into the sort of film structure they're trying for.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 17:07 (nine years ago) link

it has moments but I really can't stand Shyamalan's filmmaking, full stop

mh, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 17:15 (nine years ago) link

Tokiwa is on Netflix streaming now.

xposts

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 17:29 (nine years ago) link

Wow, that's odd. Wish I had American Netflix (the British version was inferior last time I checked)

Robert Adam Gilmour, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 17:35 (nine years ago) link

xp It is? I don't see it.

Nhex, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 19:41 (nine years ago) link

Marvel superhero films end on an up note* but they can also have consequences - I know people with a lot of good things to say about Iron Man 3's presentation of Tony Stark's PSTD, which comes straight out of Avengers.

Hellboy love completely mystifying over here as well.

* there is a thing where "An entire city got levelled but we won in the end" is an upnote, but we should probably blame idunno Independence Day for that rather than anything superhero-specific.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 20:23 (nine years ago) link

That sort of unceremonious grand scale violence has been in superhero comics forever. I remember Juggernaut knocking down the twin towers and it barely having any sense of gravity and I doubt it was mentioned again. When he was standing next to crying Dr Doom after September11, maybe he was saying "didn't I knock these down 10 years ago?" (but again, Romita Jr said their presence was not to be taken literally)

Cities are trashed all the time in these comics and everything goes back to normal soon enough, but you might say that's a problem in shared universe stories where every creator is working with hundreds of others.

I remember reading someone in the 80s being horrified by the violence in Indiana Jones because it all seemed so inconsequential.
Watchmen movie in particular got flack for death of lots of people as empty spectacle.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 20:43 (nine years ago) link

I think in the comic plot of the upcoming marvel movie, the civil war, things get started by hulk killing 20+ people in a fight in vegas. wouldnt be surprised if hulk gets into some trouble at the end of the nu movie

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 20:46 (nine years ago) link

it's true that the majority of Marvel/DC superhero comics do not concern themselves with the impact of superhero antics on non-superheroes (there are exceptions). And both companies' long-established business practices of alternately sustaining and then violently disrupting continuity also contribute to this feeling of nothing being at stake - don't worry, if anyone dies they'll just be resurrected or reincarnated or flown in from an alternate universe etc. This does carry over into the movies imo.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 20:50 (nine years ago) link

well not the way continuity is handled (at least, not yet) but the feeling that nothing is really at stake and so who cares

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 20:51 (nine years ago) link

damage control and gotham central movies will happen eventually, don't doubt... gotham already is a television series with no batman
people love their meta

Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 20:59 (nine years ago) link

and they need to go to hell for that.

Unbreakable was a good film!

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 21:02 (nine years ago) link

yes, obv there were a ton of bilge, no-budget, unimaginative westerns, but there were also a couple hundred that can stand up to serious analysis and evaluation.

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 21:04 (nine years ago) link

The very FACT that these Marvel movies and their ilk all cost a few hundred million and are presold to a global audience weighs against them having the qualities that make for interesting cinema. Like I said, they're this year's model of smartphone. They can't afford to stray.

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 21:07 (nine years ago) link

yes, obv there were a ton of bilge, no-budget, unimaginative westerns, but there were also a couple hundred that can stand up to serious analysis and evaluation.

― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius),

I agree with this, but I think the hit/miss ratio is about the same for superheroes as for westerns. There have been thousands of westerns, right? -- if we go back to The Great Train Robbery.

WilliamC, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 21:46 (nine years ago) link

The very FACT that these Marvel movies and their ilk all cost a few hundred million and are presold to a global audience weighs against them having the qualities that make for interesting cinema

totally agree w this - and they differ from westerns in this way (which were cheap to make afaict) and were not really "presold" in any meaningful way

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 22:11 (nine years ago) link

Morbz likes Unbreakable! whaaat!?
(I love that movie btw, fuck the haters)

agree that superhero movies in general costing more money and gunning to be AAA blockbusters almost every time does limit their scope.
also that there were 100 being made each year with lower budgets there would be more interesting stuff - like say, the first 80% of Chronicle

Nhex, Thursday, 9 April 2015 03:43 (nine years ago) link

it'll be interesting to see if marvel's netflix shows, which seem to be focusing more on street-level superheroics, will encourage them to explore different angles in the movies in the future or whether the big screen will be kept exclusively for megabudget spectacle

bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 9 April 2015 08:38 (nine years ago) link

for the record i LOVED Superman 2, aged five

it'll be interesting to see if marvel's netflix shows, which seem to be focusing more on street-level superheroics, will encourage them to explore different angles in the movies in the future or whether the big screen will be kept exclusively for megabudget spectacle

Agent Carter was actually quite good and different from the movies it was spun off (focusing more on character interaction, police work, gender roles in the 1940s, etc), but it wasn't really a "superhero story" in any meaningful way, it had only one supporting character who could be labeled as a "supervillain", and no supeheroes at all. Similarly, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. has become a pretty thrilling series by ditching a lot of the superhero tropes and embracing the paranoid spy thriller vibe seeded by Winter Soldier. The effect and implications of superpowered beings on the world is still a major part of the show, but the plot is driven more by the paranoia/spy themes, which I think works nicely.

And of course a lot of diversity comes from Marvel and DC comics themselves: you have books like Superman or Spider-Man that still focus on straightforward superheroics, but also books like Gotham Central or Guardians of the Galaxy, which still take place in the shared superhero universe, but the genre is something else (police procedural and space opera, respectively), I was glad that the GotG movie openly embraced the vibe of the Abnett/Lanning comics and didn't even try to be a superhero story instead of a space opera: it had way more in common with Fifth Element than with Spider-Man or Captain America. So I think the way superhero movies could/should diversify is by adapting all these lesser known comics that work in different genres, and GotG proved you can do that successfully, so hopefully the studios will take the hint.

Tuomas, Thursday, 9 April 2015 09:08 (nine years ago) link

and didn't even try to be a superhero story instead of a space opera

There weren't any capes, but this is the smallest difference imaginable compared with, say, Gotham Central.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 9 April 2015 11:17 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

SPIDER-MAN GETS ANIMATED AND DATED
WITH PHIL LORD & CHRISTOPHER MILLER AND SONY PICTURES ENTERTAINMENT

LAS VEGAS, Nev., April 22, 2015 – On July 20, 2018, Phil Lord & Christopher Miller, the directors of The Lego Movie, Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, and 21 and 22 Jump Street, are taking Spider-Man back to his graphic roots with the first-of-its-kind animated Spider-Man feature, it was announced today at CinemaCon by Tom Rothman, chairman of the Sony Pictures Entertainment Motion Picture Group. The film will exist independently of the projects in the live-action Spider-Man universe, all of which are continuing.

Lord & Miller are masterminding the project, writing the treatment and producing the film.

As previously announced, Spider-Man will next appear in a live-action Marvel film from Marvel’s Cinematic Universe (MCU). Sony Pictures will thereafter release the next installment of its $4 billion Spider-Man franchise, on July 28, 2017, a live-action film being produced by Kevin Feige at Marvel and Amy Pascal, who oversaw the franchise launch for the studio 13 years ago. The animated film from Lord & Miller, dated July 20, 2018, has Avi Arad, Matt Tolmach, and Pascal also serving as producers.

Number None, Thursday, 23 April 2015 14:50 (nine years ago) link

four different big-screen interpretations of spider-man in 16 years seems like a record that will be hard to top

cloudy with a chance of meatballs is a straight-up masterpiece tho so i guess i'lll give them the benefit fo the doubt for now

bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 23 April 2015 14:57 (nine years ago) link

Sony Pictures will thereafter release the next installment of its $4 billion Spider-Man franchise, on July 28, 2017

What does this mean? Are they still going to have part 3 of the shitty reboot with Andrew Garfield? I thought that had been put out of its misery.

Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, 23 April 2015 15:26 (nine years ago) link

rebooting again, iirc

mh, Thursday, 23 April 2015 15:26 (nine years ago) link

Has anyone made a movie about how Spider-man got his powers yet?

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Thursday, 23 April 2015 15:28 (nine years ago) link

Still the best Spider-Man movie:

http://media.giphy.com/media/7isbcNAx367qU/giphy.gif

Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, 23 April 2015 15:31 (nine years ago) link

xp So that'll be 5 in 16 years?

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 23 April 2015 15:33 (nine years ago) link

i think the spidey in the 2017 live-action movie will be making his debut in an mcu movie, so still 'just' four in 16 years

bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 23 April 2015 15:36 (nine years ago) link

Huh, that strikes me as something that would require a million lawyers - but I suppose both sides might have a half-million to spare.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 23 April 2015 15:39 (nine years ago) link

iirc the leaked sony emails suggested the studio hadn't got a clue what to do next with the spidey licence and were willing to work more closely with marvel to something out

bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 23 April 2015 15:41 (nine years ago) link

to work something out

bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 23 April 2015 15:41 (nine years ago) link

They need to treat him more like James Bond, just do a new, unrelated adventure every couple of years and stop giving a shit about continuity.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Thursday, 23 April 2015 15:43 (nine years ago) link

but how will we know his origin?!?

mh, Thursday, 23 April 2015 15:47 (nine years ago) link

so if dc and marvel get their wish, we'll have two batman and two spider-man franchises in theaters for the 2020s

da croupier, Thursday, 23 April 2015 16:10 (nine years ago) link

i'm curious just what marvel has planned after AVENGERS GUARDIANS COSMIC KABOOM TIME but if they get to there without fucking up it doesn't matter if the next movie is ANT-MAN VS DOCTOR STRANGE: WORLD DESTRUCTION they've won hollywood

da croupier, Thursday, 23 April 2015 16:35 (nine years ago) link

they'll reboot, we'll get all-new origin stories and they'll start the slog to COSMIC KABOOM TIME all over again

bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 23 April 2015 16:39 (nine years ago) link

assuming X-MEN: APOCALYPSE does well, there will even be precedent for launching your reboot inside the previous ensemble's last dance

da croupier, Thursday, 23 April 2015 16:42 (nine years ago) link

while there's slight precedents like Bond (which really doesn't come up enough when people write about hollywood churning out globally minded bombast) i feel like marvel's actually heading towards an unprecedented place in hollywood where the quality level has been consistent, the cast hasn't changed, and people are just starting to experience fatigue

da croupier, Thursday, 23 April 2015 16:46 (nine years ago) link

obv the hope is that for every 40+ who says "fuck it, i'm out" a new 10+ says "this shit is AMAZING!" and also buys the toys

da croupier, Thursday, 23 April 2015 16:47 (nine years ago) link

xxp Well, that launched entirely separately, in fairness - more like Star Trek Generations in a baton-handing exercise.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 23 April 2015 16:48 (nine years ago) link

only patrick stewart wasn't playing captain kirk

da croupier, Thursday, 23 April 2015 16:49 (nine years ago) link

Saw AoU earlier.

No spoilers but it seems incredibly novel to have a film open in the UK before it does Stateside. It's obviously much better these days but we used to have to wait months before we got to see films over here.

groovypanda, Friday, 24 April 2015 21:19 (nine years ago) link

You cld spoil whether or not you liked it tho?

sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Friday, 24 April 2015 21:31 (nine years ago) link

Enjoyable film without reaching the highs of the first one, much darker and probably not so family friendly but still lots of fun moments. Would like to see the extended version though as a couple of scenes lacked explanation and there was lots of foreshadowing upcoming movies.

Oh and there's only one post credit scene so you won't need to stay til the very end.

groovypanda, Friday, 24 April 2015 22:48 (nine years ago) link

Thanks

sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Friday, 24 April 2015 22:50 (nine years ago) link

No spoilers but it seems incredibly novel to have a film open in the UK before it does Stateside.

marvel movies have opened a week earlier in the uk than the us for at least a couple of years now

bizarro gazzara, Friday, 24 April 2015 23:37 (nine years ago) link

And in Addis Abeba

new policy seems to be that the int'l release is a week or two before US dates, not sure why that policy but have gotten many films here before friends back in US have had a chance to see 'em. Problem is, most of the films are not ones I have an interest in seeing

H in Addis, Saturday, 25 April 2015 06:52 (nine years ago) link

Looks like the extended version is happening then. Will be interesting to see what they cut out although I assume it will definitely include [redacted].

groovypanda, Monday, 27 April 2015 08:33 (nine years ago) link

the theatrical version feels pretty rushed, which is quite an achievement at 141 minutes. an extended cut might actually make it a good bit more coherent.

bizarro gazzara, Monday, 27 April 2015 10:46 (nine years ago) link

It seemed overly schematic - now we punch, now we feel, meet back in 20 minutes for some punching.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 27 April 2015 11:53 (nine years ago) link

don't forget the shoehorned-in setups for a couple of the next solo movies

bizarro gazzara, Monday, 27 April 2015 11:58 (nine years ago) link

Except for Ant-Man of course (which given Hank Pym's role in the comics seemed slightly odd).

groovypanda, Monday, 27 April 2015 12:03 (nine years ago) link

so I watched Captain America: Winter Soldier over the weekend and... man these movies just aren't for me. Felt misled by all the "70s political thriller" talk around this one, when really the only similarity is some government conspiracy window-dressing. Otherwise it hits all the standard action movie beats - the initial fight scene, the setup of the central conflict, the initial defeat, the turnabout, the car chase etc etc. It was foolish of me to expect some kind of talky, low-key homage to "3 Days of the Condor" cuz duh why would Marvel ever allow that to happen when there are generic black-suited clad soldier thugs to be tossed around and CGI things to blow up and pithy one-liners to be delivered. The only sequence that piqued my interest was reel-to-reel Toby Jones booting up and of course that was just a throwaway bit. Again had the feeling that nothing was at stake. Of course nobody is actually going to die, and of course there is a total lack of normal/average people (even as background) to give any sense that the threat of Hydra has any real weight to it beyond providing a conflict for our heroes to resolve. These all stem from my basic disinterest in how "action" movies became codified since the early 80s with Schwarzennegger/Gibson/Stallone/Willis - I'm just bored by the tropes, the motions, the staging, the fight scenes, the explosions, pretty much everything about them. It's been noted here before but these are essentially standard action movies with fancier costumes and as such that doesn't leave much for me to enjoy.

anyway having come to this realization I have to say Dud overall.

Οὖτις, Monday, 27 April 2015 16:13 (nine years ago) link

okay so the new one's pretty good. story is meh, but it's just enough to hang some great scenes and set pieces on. some good zingers, some good character moments. some great cheadle scene heists. all the cgi has real heft to it, which is saying something.

this ultron is a different ultron than the one you might know from the funnybooks. spader makes him work. the vision is believable, which is saying something, and he gets one solid scene.

all in all, extraordinarily well-crafted and utterly forgettable. on to ant-man and panther i guess.

resulting post (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 28 April 2015 06:42 (nine years ago) link

all the cgi has real heft to it

Counterpoint: Starting off with a massively fake-looking Thor in the first fight really threw me. The rest was pretty good though.

The nose- and lip-less Ultron, and some of his swagger, reminded me of Bill Nighy's Davey Jones.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 28 April 2015 07:31 (nine years ago) link

the thing i appreciated most about it, post-man of steel, is that the avengers spend most of the third act very visibly trying to save lives instead of mindlessly smashing their way through buildings filled with thousands of people

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 28 April 2015 08:46 (nine years ago) link

yeah that quite clearly a direct response to Man of Steel

Number None, Tuesday, 28 April 2015 09:33 (nine years ago) link

clearly inferior to the first one, but nevertheless just SO MUCH FUN - i couldn't possibly imagine anyone else playing Thor or the Cap. the casting is the absolute key to these.
really fun to see with an audience of 50% kids/young teens too - kids fucking love the Hulk.

the bit with a certain character and the hammer got the loudest audience reaction actually, and that wasn't fighty fighty at all. fun fun fun.

jamiesummerz, Tuesday, 28 April 2015 13:26 (nine years ago) link

a couple across the aisle from me let out this astounded gasp at that bit and everyone in the cinema laughed at them

Number None, Tuesday, 28 April 2015 13:36 (nine years ago) link

That couple OTM!

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 28 April 2015 13:40 (nine years ago) link

it's a great bit

Number None, Tuesday, 28 April 2015 13:40 (nine years ago) link

yep - really top-notch craft and payoff on that

resulting post (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 28 April 2015 14:50 (nine years ago) link

and yeah actually point taken - the hammer, throughout, is the exception to the massy CGI rule

resulting post (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 28 April 2015 14:53 (nine years ago) link

Seeing this Thursday night — I idly wondered if there would be a midnight show, so I checked Fandango. Turns out the cinema isn't even waiting until midnight, so we're going to the 2D screening at 8. (I wouldn't have gone to a midnight show, btw.)

WilliamC, Tuesday, 28 April 2015 21:59 (nine years ago) link

I think movie studios realize the midnight release thing was great, but it was depriving them of even more income by releasing a few hours earlier. I can't wait until it goes full cycle through the week and they start releasing on Friday again.

ultimate american sock (mh), Tuesday, 28 April 2015 22:20 (nine years ago) link

Martin Freeman confirmed for Cap 3.

WilliamC, Tuesday, 5 May 2015 21:48 (nine years ago) link

should start working out right now

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 5 May 2015 21:50 (nine years ago) link

Heh. I'm guessing president or other pol behind Registration Act.

WilliamC, Tuesday, 5 May 2015 21:58 (nine years ago) link

i was thinking the porcupine

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 5 May 2015 21:59 (nine years ago) link

"Fant4stic II" grebt movie title

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 6 May 2015 21:23 (nine years ago) link

Fantastic Fourtuitussle

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 21:24 (nine years ago) link

well these things aren't gonna any less crowded

Set for release in the United States on May 6, 2016, “Captain America: Civil War” is directed by Anthony and Joe Russo (Marvel’s “Captain America: The Winter Soldier,” “Community”) from a screenplay by Christopher Markus & Stephen McFeely (“Captain America: The Winter Solider,” Marvel’s “Captain America: The First Avenger”). The film returns Chris Evans (“Captain America: The Winter Soldier,” Marvel’s “Avengers: Age of Ultron”) as the iconic Super Hero character Steve Rogers/Captain America along with Robert Downey Jr. (“Avengers: Age of Ultron,” Marvel’s “Iron Man 3”) as Tony Stark/Iron Man, Scarlett Johansson (“Avengers: Age of Ultron,” “Captain America: The Winter Soldier”) as Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow, Sebastian Stan (“Captain America: The Winter Soldier,” “Captain America: The First Avenger”) as Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier, Anthony Mackie (“Avengers: Age of Ultron,” “Captain America: The Winter Soldier”) as Sam Wilson/Falcon, Paul Bettany (“Avengers: Age of Ultron,” “Iron Man 3”) as The Vision, Jeremy Renner (“Avengers: Age of Ultron,” Marvel’s “The Avengers”) as Clint Barton/Hawkeye, Don Cheadle (“Avengers: Age of Ultron,” “Iron Man 3”) as Jim Rhodes/War Machine and Elizabeth Olsen (“Avengers: Age of Ultron,” “Godzilla”) as Wanda Maximoff/Scarlet Witch.

After his debut in Marvel’s “Ant-Man” on July 17, 2015, Paul Rudd (“Ant-Man,” ”Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues”) will make his first appearance alongside the Avengers as Scott Lang/Ant-Man in “Captain America: Civil War.”

The film also includes outstanding additional cast, including Chadwick Boseman (“42,” “Get on Up”) as T’Challa/Black Panther, Emily VanCamp (“Captain America: The Winter Soldier,” “Revenge”) as Sharon Carter/Agent 13, Daniel Brühl (“Inglourious Basterds,” “Bourne Ultimatum”), Frank Grillo (“Captain America: The Winter Soldier,” “Warrior”) as Brock Rumlow/Crossbones, William Hurt (“A History of Violence,” Marvel’s “The Incredible Hulk”) as General Thaddeus “Thunderbolt” Ross and Martin Freeman (“The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey,” “The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies”).

“Captain America: Civil War” picks up where “Avengers: Age of Ultron” left off, as Steve Rogers leads the new team of Avengers in their continued efforts to safeguard humanity. After another international incident involving the Avengers results in collateral damage, political pressure mounts to install a system of accountability and a governing body to determine when to enlist the services of the team. The new status quo fractures the Avengers while they try to protect the world from a new and nefarious villain.

Number None, Thursday, 7 May 2015 17:22 (nine years ago) link

woah an incredible hulk callback

da croupier, Thursday, 7 May 2015 17:26 (nine years ago) link

that might beat the return of bow wow and lucas black to the fast furious franchise for near-admirable No Episode Left Behind bone-throwing

da croupier, Thursday, 7 May 2015 17:27 (nine years ago) link

lotta inverted commas and parentheses there jesus

bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 7 May 2015 17:28 (nine years ago) link

i saw avengers 2 tuesday night and i kept thinking about how much fun it would be if marvel got back their f4 + x-men rights and did a secret war movie

Mordy, Thursday, 7 May 2015 17:29 (nine years ago) link

so they've got thunderbolt ross but no mention of the ruff stuff

da croupier, Thursday, 7 May 2015 17:33 (nine years ago) link

Missing u, Liv.

Doggy McBaby (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 May 2015 17:59 (nine years ago) link

Never has such a silly movie been so boring, recent star wars films aside. Toneless (aside from self-serious), bloated, exhausting and unfun, the whole thing. Mark Ruffalo was the only one who didn't seem bored, RDJ was unusually lazy. Jeremy Renner didn't raise an eyebrow between sniping robots and telling his pregnant wife he'll build that addition to the nursery when he gets back from saving the world, one last time. An hour too long. But also the one marvel movie where the dialogue dragged less then the action.

That party scene in the first third was highly watchable, a half dozen mega-stars squirming through their wink wink one liners in a sad and increasingly uncomfortable attempt to establish they're just a couple of bros, underneath the tights. Sharing a few brews in the lounge while trading stories about that one time in Asgard with the staff and the demi-god. Yet to see a filmmaking team who can not make it completely awkward.

Despite packing in more digression's on morality per half hour then any piece of popular entertainment I can remember, this is a movie lacking anything resembling soul or heart or humanity. Professions of love and camaraderie emerge lifelessly from every major character. There's a lot of ive-got-your-back/knowing nods to each other in the midst of battle that fail to even reach enjoyable corniness because they're so devoid of playfulness.

No memorable action scenes either, or anything resembling a thrill in them. Lots of spinning cameras and slow mo cgi while people yammer on their earpieces to each other. Marvel costume department also meets the low bar set for itself, wtf is Hawkeye wearing? Quicksilver modelling yoga apparel, scarlett witch teenage rebellion.

Audiences deserve better from a summer blockbuster imho.

dutch_justice, Monday, 11 May 2015 03:24 (nine years ago) link

still loads better than most summer blockbusters tbh

resulting post (rogermexico.), Monday, 11 May 2015 06:56 (nine years ago) link

Sometimes the more someone types "worst ever," "most since forever" etc the less you actually believe they see a lot of movies

da croupier, Monday, 11 May 2015 07:53 (nine years ago) link

That said I love the irony of an avengers pan full of hollow melodramatic language

da croupier, Monday, 11 May 2015 07:57 (nine years ago) link

In fairness, the party scene with a half-dozen megastars is the rock on which nearly every other film-making team has floundered.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 11 May 2015 08:05 (nine years ago) link

Are they really megastars? Downey and Johansson maybe, but Cheadle and Ruffalo are perennial supporting actors, and the others are basically famous only because they play superheroes in these movies.

Marvel movies in general aren't flawless, but I think casting has been one of their strongest points, pretty much every main character embodies their roles really well, except maybe for Renner and Johansson, who are kinda bland. (Johansson was actually pretty good in Winter Soldier, but that movie gave her a meatier role than Avengers 2.)

Tuomas, Monday, 11 May 2015 12:49 (nine years ago) link

While the hulk/widow story was not unaffecting for me, I completely understand the pain people are having seeing ScarJo spend so much of this movie making googoo eyes knowing no spinoff is on the horizon, esp post winter soldier

Was really in the right mental space for this movie and loved it.

da croupier, Monday, 11 May 2015 13:29 (nine years ago) link

is that natalie dorners brother bc he look like her

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 15 May 2015 00:12 (eight years ago) link

Is that confirmed now? He was pretty good in Hugo and Ender's Game and I know they were looking for someone who was actually a teenager for a change.

groovypanda, Friday, 15 May 2015 05:10 (eight years ago) link

Man, they're never gonna do Grown-Assed Spider-Man, are they?

turlte party (how's life), Friday, 15 May 2015 10:10 (eight years ago) link

“Marvel is courting Selma filmmaker Ava DuVernay to direct one of its diverse superhero movies.... Insiders suggest that Black Panther, due first in July 2018, is the most likely possibility.”

http://www.thewrap.com/marvel-courting-ava-duvernay-to-direct-diverse-superhero-movie-exclusive/

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Friday, 15 May 2015 15:35 (eight years ago) link

Tilda Swinton as the Ancient One in Strange — maybe.
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/tilda-swinton-talks-join-benedict-798348

Carly Furiosa (WilliamC), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 19:52 (eight years ago) link

I used to want a Dr. Strange movie but now I don't anymore tbh

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 19:55 (eight years ago) link

It's going to take a little shoehorning to fit Strange mysticism into the sleek teched-up vision of the MCU. The Thor films run into that problem as well. It suddenly occurred to me that an unmentioned but close comparable to the MCU is Doc Smith's "Lensmen" series.

Carly Furiosa (WilliamC), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 20:00 (eight years ago) link

I would be down with Ancient One Tilda; that's good casting

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 20:18 (eight years ago) link

They were doing pretty well with the 'in my realm technology and magic are one and the same' thing until the mystical pool of whatever showed up in Avengers 2.

a silly gif of awkward larping (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 20:18 (eight years ago) link

way to look for a Tibetan actor Hollywood

resulting post (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 21:45 (eight years ago) link

RUH-OH

That's an interesting Civil War rumour.

the bowels are not what they seem (aldo), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 21:16 (eight years ago) link

With love and respect, fuck off if you're not going to tell us what it is.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 21:21 (eight years ago) link

"Are they really megastars? Downey and Johansson maybe, but Cheadle and Ruffalo are perennial supporting actors, and the others are basically famous only because they play superheroes in these movies."

Not sure I would call them megastars, but Evans, Renner, Ruffalo, Cheadle, Jackson are all very recognizable actors who have a fair resumes outside of these films. Hemsworth is the only one who could credibly be said to be famous initially due to his Thor casting, but he's been in quite a bit since then and he's from a "ooh sexy young Aussie star family" to boot.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 21:34 (eight years ago) link

"fair resumes" /= megastars

is the thing

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 21:36 (eight years ago) link

Ok Andrew, since you asked so nicely.

William Hurt is back as General Ross. But he might also be playing Ross' current alter-ego. The Rulk.

the bowels are not what they seem (aldo), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 21:38 (eight years ago) link

If he doesn't punch The Watcher I'll be disappointed, but seemingly he just punches The Hulk. "Like the Hulkbuster fight, but bigger."

the bowels are not what they seem (aldo), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 21:40 (eight years ago) link

god bless Ruffalo, but he is no megastar.

Van Horn Street, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 21:40 (eight years ago) link

I guess I am not even sure who is a megastar anymore, but Avengers cast feels like a lot of pretty big egos at this point.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 21:41 (eight years ago) link

Downey, as noted, couldn't get the public to get much of an interest in The Judge. They're none of them a Bogart, or even Schwarzenegger - which is definitely to the Avengers's benefit.

(The closest is probably Jackson? But his egalitarian approach to what he'll appear in means very few people are going to turn up just because it's his name on a film)

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 21:41 (eight years ago) link

xp thank you, Aldo! I would go see that (but then I will go see it anyway)

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 21:42 (eight years ago) link

Even huge stars are in bombs that no one wants to see. Look back over Stallone's 80s filmography to see a choice few.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 21:43 (eight years ago) link

Although I guess the Judge was supposedly kinda good whereas Over The Top is uh not (or at best is good very ironically).

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 21:49 (eight years ago) link

Rilliam Rurt as Ruh Rulk

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 23:11 (eight years ago) link

Given only the choices of classic or dud it was impossible to vote for the first, so I was forced to vote the second.

Aimless, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 02:58 (eight years ago) link

Spidey choice allegedly down to final 3 but Marvel & Sony can't agree:

http://uk.ign.com/articles/2015/06/12/spider-man-rumor-asa-butterfield-no-longer-in-the-running-to-star?

groovypanda, Friday, 12 June 2015 19:03 (eight years ago) link

I assume we've all seen the news about Chiwetel Ejiofor playing Baron Mordo?

No Darts Or Chasms In The Classroom (Old Lunch), Friday, 12 June 2015 19:28 (eight years ago) link

No dormammu?

a silly gif of awkward larping (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 12 June 2015 19:58 (eight years ago) link

Rosie O'Donnell as Dormammu

Οὖτις, Friday, 12 June 2015 20:02 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Thursday, 16 July 2015 00:01 (eight years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Friday, 17 July 2015 00:01 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEyMv-F9Y5c

dutch_justice, Friday, 17 July 2015 00:52 (eight years ago) link

Really curious about when people voted for this now - there would be a point (prob. after Guardians of the Galaxy) when I'd have expected it to be a landslide - even now, Age of Ultron stands head and shoulders above EG Jurassic World and Terminator Genisys as well-made blockbusters.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 17 July 2015 10:57 (eight years ago) link

All three of those are well-enough made blockbusters, in the sense that Golden Grahams is a well-made breakfast cereal, but none of them are particularly strong movies. JP is entertaining despite itself, T5 no one was asking for, which leaves AoU the only disappointment, relatively speaking. There were a lot of expectations, and especially in hindsight I'm not sure many really feel it lived up to them.

Does Ant-Man open this weekend? I have no idea if anyone expects *anything* from that one. Though given my track record, maybe it will beat Jurassic World at the BO.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 17 July 2015 12:07 (eight years ago) link

Quite good word of mouth on Ant Man so far.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Friday, 17 July 2015 12:12 (eight years ago) link

The other two are terrible whenever anyone opens their mouths, which I don't feel should be a forgiveable fault in blockbusters. But then, most of the blockbusters I've seen over the last ten years have been - Marvel!

(No idea what disappointment has to do with anything except to underline that the general standard of MCU films is quite high).

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 17 July 2015 12:13 (eight years ago) link

Ant Man is the first superhero movie in a while I actually have an interest in seeing. From what I've read, it's basically going to be a heist movie, which is to me is likely to be much more enjoyable than the typical people with superpowers punching each other (although I realize there will also be some of that in this movie).

silverfish, Friday, 17 July 2015 12:49 (eight years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Wellllp, the FF reviews are coming in, and it looks like an even bigger dud than I would've imagined.

Off Pudding (Old Lunch), Friday, 7 August 2015 01:19 (eight years ago) link

I like the cast, but the trailer looks so flat, like more Divergent/ YA fiction than superheroey. so I wasnt sure how it wd go over

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 7 August 2015 01:49 (eight years ago) link

the director has already disowned it

https://twitter.com/joshuatrank/status/629467936793559040

the naive cockney chorus (Simon H.), Friday, 7 August 2015 01:52 (eight years ago) link

I never know how to feel abt that

Part of me feels like it's shitty to do that on release day. I totally get that that is a thing that happens & franchises are unwieldy beasts & movies are made by committee now but also...its not an indie movie & he knew that going in and hes not the only person who worked on the movie & maybe he should own his part in the end result instead of bragging NOW about the awesome unseen version he made? idk.

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 7 August 2015 02:04 (eight years ago) link

Since that's apparently been deleted

https://twitter.com/SamuelAAdams/status/629474307140415488

the naive cockney chorus (Simon H.), Friday, 7 August 2015 02:21 (eight years ago) link

I'd like to be thread fascist and point out that this isn't MCU, but I'm not surprised no-one made a thread just for it - most of the discussion seems to have been in the Star Wars 7 thread!

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 7 August 2015 05:43 (eight years ago) link

Also yeah, by all accounts a lousy lousy film - 100 minutes long but they don't get their powers until after the first hour, missing most of the footage people were interested in (including the Thing-drop from the trailer), and establishing that "it's clobbering time" is actually something Ben Grimm's abusive older brother used to say below beating him up as a kid.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 7 August 2015 05:49 (eight years ago) link

i do feel for the guy. matt zoller seitz kinda poignant here:

I have no idea why this movie is so terrible, only that it is terrible ... It's as if somebody took two pretty-decent feature length movies, broke them into pieces, and re-edited them into one film, but without any discernible plan beyond "get this down to 90 minutes." This is not a shortness issue, though. It's an everything issue ... The Marvel factory is indeed a factory, stamping out pre-sold intellectual property widgets with movie stars and the best visual effects that money can buy, but even their least ambitious products work. This one doesn't. It's defective, a discard, a huge ball of metal and plastic and spandex, all fused together. It's impossible to tell what it was supposed to be.

playlists of pensive swift (difficult listening hour), Friday, 7 August 2015 06:05 (eight years ago) link

(of course the tone of that tweet is why we have the word unprofessional)

playlists of pensive swift (difficult listening hour), Friday, 7 August 2015 06:09 (eight years ago) link

"it's clobbering time" is actually something Ben Grimm's abusive older brother used to say

did Mark Millar write this movie?

a silly gif of awkward larping (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 7 August 2015 06:16 (eight years ago) link

well he is responsible for the overall direction of the Fox superhero movies

Number None, Friday, 7 August 2015 06:22 (eight years ago) link

9% on Rotten Tomatoes now!

Number None, Friday, 7 August 2015 06:24 (eight years ago) link

FF 'TRANKS' AT BOX OFFICE

a silly gif of awkward larping (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 7 August 2015 06:35 (eight years ago) link

In actual MCU "news," the cinematographer for Dr. Strange says it's going to be "dark" and "psychedelic." I'm going to be more interested in the sound design, myself. (Hoping for Lynchian/Spletian)

rack of lamb of god (WilliamC), Friday, 7 August 2015 15:09 (eight years ago) link

Finally a dark take on comic book heroes.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 7 August 2015 15:34 (eight years ago) link

Could be appropriate in this case. I hope they showcase actual demons and Mindless Ones and other weird Lovecraftian shit.

Off Pudding (Old Lunch), Friday, 7 August 2015 15:42 (eight years ago) link

i want ditko strange goddammit, give me dali-esque backgrounds and slim, squinting men

let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Friday, 7 August 2015 15:49 (eight years ago) link

i want ditko strange goddammit

it's off to the "out of context" thread we go

I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Friday, 7 August 2015 15:50 (eight years ago) link

Would have been more interesting if he'd said bright and psychedelic instead of dark and psychedelic, but 100+ micrograms of Ditko is called for either way.

xp lol

rack of lamb of god (WilliamC), Friday, 7 August 2015 15:52 (eight years ago) link

what can i say, i like em slim and squinting

let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Friday, 7 August 2015 15:53 (eight years ago) link

i think seitz knows this wasn't made by the marvel factory, but as he never mentions fox in the piece i think it could be clearer

da croupier, Friday, 7 August 2015 16:04 (eight years ago) link

fuckin bananas that they don't get their powers until more than half-way into the movie

da croupier, Friday, 7 August 2015 16:06 (eight years ago) link

AFAICT, the new FF movie essentially exists for the same reason that the original Corman FF does. Has there ever been a rights-retention spite production that was also a decent movie?

Off Pudding (Old Lunch), Friday, 7 August 2015 16:11 (eight years ago) link

also fuckin bananas that ACTION SEQUENCES in the trailer aren't in the movie - supercurious to know why one would decide cut those out of a superhero movie

da croupier, Friday, 7 August 2015 16:13 (eight years ago) link

I think Fox's screenwriters and Marvel's publishing-side writers are all realizing the same thing, that in the post-Watchmen post-Bendis post-Millar landscape, the basic concept of the FF has too many dumb parts that require too much suspension of disbelief. A lot of the best FF stories from the last ten years have been sort of solo adventures with the rest of the family as bit players (given an infinite number of Reeds, some of them are going to turn out evil; Johnny spends a year dead in the Negative Zone for tax purposes). Franklin and Valeria are more interesting than the actual FF. There hasn't been a really great Ben Grimm story since "This Man This Monster" that I can recall, and he hasn't even shown up in Secret Wars (unless Doom is sitting on him). The character with the really interesting power set, Sue Richards, hasn't been developed that way she should because "lol girls, that won't sell" though hopefully that's changing.

#NERD

rack of lamb of god (WilliamC), Friday, 7 August 2015 19:03 (eight years ago) link

Nahhh, the FF aren't my favorite but they're generally only bad when they're mishandled by writers/creators who don't understand their strengths. The comics have been fairly strong for the better part of a decade now. I do agree that the emphasis on Franklin and Valeria is one of the best developments of late.

As far as the movie is concerned, Ultimate FF was probably the wrong source material to tap into, as it never really seemed to find it's footing or a voice of its own and no one's arc ever panned out in a way that was satisfactory to me (besides the interesting take on Evil Reed, which was never gonna make it into the movie).

Off Pudding (Old Lunch), Friday, 7 August 2015 19:18 (eight years ago) link

I think the best route to take with some of these books that have been around forever like FF and Spider-Man is to expand and relegate focus onto a strong supporting cast as much as possible.

Off Pudding (Old Lunch), Friday, 7 August 2015 19:19 (eight years ago) link

I think the best route to take with some of these books is to put the origin story in the first 10 minutes and then get on with the superheroing, or at least put some superheroing into the movie well before you hit the 60 minute mark

I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Friday, 7 August 2015 19:53 (eight years ago) link

I've seen more than a few reviews that suggest the movie doesn't really get going until the last ten minutes or so...

Off Pudding (Old Lunch), Friday, 7 August 2015 19:57 (eight years ago) link

lol that is an excellent way to plot a movie

u_u

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 7 August 2015 20:00 (eight years ago) link

I've been thinking they should have done it like Hickman's arc where one of them was supposed to die. Just an ungodly amount of happenings in fifty dimensions at once, where they all have to travel at the same time. Focus on the adventure, on the excitement. And loads of time-travel. They should get Stephen Moffat to write it.

Frederik B, Friday, 7 August 2015 20:20 (eight years ago) link

But again the kids (at least to me) were often the most interesting part of that and I can't figure how put that on the big screen (though admittedly I haven't given it too much thought).

tsrobodo, Friday, 7 August 2015 21:38 (eight years ago) link

Not of that particular arc, though, right? They took over later, when it became the FF Foundation. Though of course, what I really want is an FF adaptation, with Dragon Man and all the rest. I have no idea who anybody was, but it was so charming.

Frederik B, Friday, 7 August 2015 21:49 (eight years ago) link

Aah right, I only caught the latter part of it and got it confused with Fraction's run.

tsrobodo, Friday, 7 August 2015 22:00 (eight years ago) link

They should have saved the FF for Marvel Zombies.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 August 2015 22:16 (eight years ago) link

kinda bummed that teller comes off like an asshole, he seems like a very good actor

let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 8 August 2015 02:01 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

um so the "MAN THING" movie is streaming on hulu now and i watched about twenty minutes, it is amazingly bad

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 August 2015 16:20 (eight years ago) link

wow i seriously never even heard of that

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 27 August 2015 16:51 (eight years ago) link

it was a placeholder to keep the rights, came out before marvel became MARVEL (but they have the now iconic opening credit sequence)... it is hot garbage

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 August 2015 17:04 (eight years ago) link

never commercially released, here is a fan built trailer that is spot on with the general feel and the plot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTUL1GWbrRw

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 August 2015 17:09 (eight years ago) link

it's sorta Vertigo presents True Detective s3

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 August 2015 17:10 (eight years ago) link

Between this and Howard the Duck why has the ghost of Steve Gerber not returned to wreak a terrible vengeance?

I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Thursday, 27 August 2015 17:12 (eight years ago) link

aww, that's sort of adorable.

like i could imagine it being an actually lame-but-okay shitty TV series.

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 27 August 2015 17:59 (eight years ago) link

Has to be called Giant Sized Man Thing though.

suffeeciant attreebution (aldo), Thursday, 27 August 2015 18:14 (eight years ago) link

tbh that's been on my band name list for like ever

resulting post (rogermexico.), Friday, 28 August 2015 00:53 (eight years ago) link

that was the name of my nascent aborted band many years ago

a silly gif of awkward larping (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 28 August 2015 05:30 (eight years ago) link

Size not Sized

The weird thing about that terrible Man Thing movie is that does feature quite a lot of stuff drawn from the Gerber comics, including this character:

http://www.marvunapp.com/Appendix/faschist.htm

sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Friday, 28 August 2015 08:16 (eight years ago) link

omg

I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Friday, 28 August 2015 15:56 (eight years ago) link

He was briefly immortal, until he was killed. He was immune to the effects of aging, but not the effects of burning.

I will also be immortal until i die btw

I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Friday, 28 August 2015 16:02 (eight years ago) link

i think you have to assume they want him for baron mordo and i approve

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 29 August 2015 05:36 (eight years ago) link

huh, go figure: they already have a mordo. so dormammu?
http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Doctor-Strange-Wants-Mads-Mikkelsen-Get-Details-79587.html

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 29 August 2015 05:37 (eight years ago) link

Mikkelsen’s exact role remains under wraps, but sources say he will be another antagonist to Cumberbatch’s titular sorcerer.

sounds dormammish to me. i guess there's also mephisto speculation but that seems like a box of frogs MCUwise.

resulting post (rogermexico.), Saturday, 29 August 2015 06:42 (eight years ago) link

If Mikkelsen was Mephisto, it'd be like a remake of Constantine, with Tilda Swinton playing the mentor to the eponymous sorcerer and a well-known Scandinavian character playing the devil!

Tuomas, Monday, 31 August 2015 17:46 (eight years ago) link

"Scandinavian character actor"

Tuomas, Monday, 31 August 2015 17:47 (eight years ago) link

Constantine was better than it had any right to be

a silly gif of awkward larping (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 31 August 2015 17:48 (eight years ago) link

I agree, it's pretty much the best live-action DC comic movie made, alongside Batman Returns. If only they'd cast a proper English actor in the lead role and gotten rid of the boring sidekick, it would've been perfect.

Tuomas, Monday, 31 August 2015 18:10 (eight years ago) link

I wonder if Cumberbatch is gonna be American in Dr. Strange? Has he player Americans before?

Tuomas, Monday, 31 August 2015 18:11 (eight years ago) link

smaug is from grand rapids iirc

bizarro gazzara, Monday, 31 August 2015 19:36 (eight years ago) link

I'd like to think that they didn't discover Benedict's irredeemably-awful and previously-unattempted American accent until after he'd already been cast.

Herbie Mann's Push Push Pops (Old Lunch), Monday, 31 August 2015 19:41 (eight years ago) link

"Howdy, y'all, I'm Doctor Strange!"

Herbie Mann's Push Push Pops (Old Lunch), Monday, 31 August 2015 19:41 (eight years ago) link

Marvel Studios tells the publishing-side Creative Committee "you can keep your story notes to yourself, thanks."
http://www.bleedingcool.com/2015/09/02/marvel-creative-committee-disbanded/

Gett Off, Eileen (WilliamC), Wednesday, 2 September 2015 22:32 (eight years ago) link

i didn't realize the comic was that nuts. still a little alarmist - from what i understand age of ultron had little to do with that comic - and this tickled me:

As had been pointed out by many people, by the time Civil War comes out, there will be 11 heroes in the MCU: Iron Man, Captain America, Thor, Hulk, Black Widow, Hawkeye, the Falcon, Black Panther, War Machine, the Vision, the Winter Soldier and Spider-Man.

dude forgot ant-man, daredevil, and one of the 12 heroes he listed

da croupier, Thursday, 3 September 2015 02:50 (eight years ago) link

apparently in the comics "age of ultron" heavily involved time travel. so it's not like there's no precedent for simplifying things rewardingly.

da croupier, Thursday, 3 September 2015 02:52 (eight years ago) link

AoU movie had absolutely nothing to do with AoU comic. So getting pre-alarmist about Civil War based on the comic is kinda dumb.

Simply Sensational (Old Lunch), Thursday, 3 September 2015 02:56 (eight years ago) link

it'll suck for its own reasons, not because the comic sucked.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 3 September 2015 03:07 (eight years ago) link

Cap's position is going to have to be different, as the MCU hasn't really be bothering with secret identities.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Thursday, 3 September 2015 08:15 (eight years ago) link

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D has more superheroes (and more concerns about secrecy), but I'm assuming this works in tiers like the old Star Wars continuity - films don't have to acknowledge whatever happens in TV (is anyone saying Daredevil will actually turn up?).

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 3 September 2015 08:50 (eight years ago) link

I'm pretty sure he will turn up in a Marvel movie at some point.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Thursday, 3 September 2015 09:02 (eight years ago) link

I think we already know that Civil War the movie will much closer to Civil War the comic than Age of Ultron was to the comic, since it's been revealed the movie is about a superhero civil war and Cap and Iron Man will be the main antagonists. I can't imagine they'll be fighting over the superhuman registration act, as Chap points out, it doesn't make much sense in the MCU. Presumably Civil War will continue the theme of "security at what cost?" that was present in both Winter Soldier and AoU... So Tony will probably still want to improve his drone army and use that to protect people, maybe as a new director of the new SHIELD (or a post-SHIELD organization like HAMMER)... Where as Cap will against that based on his experiences on HYDRA and SHIELD in Winter Soldier. That way they can keep the main ideological conflict from the comic (security vs. liberty), but the reason for the conflict will be organic to the movies.

Tuomas, Thursday, 3 September 2015 09:12 (eight years ago) link

i think the civil war movie is going to suck if they try to keep to the comic story.

while writhing in agony over the past few days, i tried to make a tally of every marvel character or collective (not like "star wars" or kick ass or anything tangential like that but core universe characters) whose name has thus far been included in a feature film since 1970, because that's how i do my pain management: making pointless mental lists. here's what I came up with:

punisher
spiderman
wolverine
x-men
avengers
thor
iron man
hulk
ant man
guardians of the galaxy
fantastic four
daredevil
blade
ghost rider
elektra
man-thing
silver surfer (cheating a bit here but his name was on the marquee)
ultron (ditto)
winter soldier (same)

with Gambit, Apocalypse, Deadpool, Doc Strange, Black Panther, Spider Woman (maybe?), Captain Marvel and The Inhumans on tap for the next four years as films.

They've also done Generation X (1996, who knew!), Agents of SHIELD and Agent Carter on the teevee (and Luke Cage, Iron Fist and Jessica Jones on the way on Netflix) and cartoons (or varying release breadth) for Loki, Doctor Strange, Spider Woman, Black Panther, Black Widow, The Inhumans, Sabretooth and The Eternals.

So what's obviously missing for them to make money on? Punisher reboot is happening in the Daredevil Netflix series so they'll likely add him over there; I imagine Shang-Chi will do the same. Namor is tied up in rights issues. I want a Damage Control series. Black Widow is overdue for a feature before Scar Jo ages out of the character. Who is even left? Ka-Zar and the Savage Land?

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 September 2015 10:00 (eight years ago) link

Power Pack.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Thursday, 3 September 2015 10:01 (eight years ago) link

i think we need to keep in mind that the io9 civil war article was written by rob bricken, who is afaict a total fuckin' idiot

bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 3 September 2015 10:22 (eight years ago) link

The YA titles: Young Avengers, Runaways, Avengers Academy, Generation Hope.

Would obv. love a NextWave movie, will obv. also never see one.

There's some GotG-type cosmic heroes that will now only be seen in GotG sequels - Nova, Adam Warlock - the same way that most of Asgard will be only in Thor films (would quite like to see a low-level "Loki in NYC sitcom" but v. little chance).

Villain films in general - was there talk of a Sinister Six film?

Marvel Zombies, medieval S.H.I.E.L.D, X-Force, Gaiman's 1602, Squirrel Girl / Patsy Hellcat Walker, Planet Hulk.

Howard the Duck missing from your line-up - hang your feverish head!

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 3 September 2015 10:36 (eight years ago) link

Villain films in general - was there talk of a Sinister Six film?

Yeah, the end of Amazing S-M 2 was essentially a cliffhanger for one, got nixed when Fox's Spiderverse collapsed due to lack of interest.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Thursday, 3 September 2015 10:39 (eight years ago) link

I think Marvel might want to make a movie based on the new Ms. Marvel? AFAIK the comic has been a surprise hit, especially among those who don't otherwise read too many superhero comics, because it's not mired in continuity and doesn't have some of the worst indulgencies of American mainstream comics (no tits & ass). Besides the upcoming Spider-Man movie, they haven't really tried the teen hero approach, and since they've been criticized for the majority of their heroes being straight white men, doing a movie where the protagonist is a teenage Pakistani girl would obviously be a good choice.

Tuomas, Thursday, 3 September 2015 10:59 (eight years ago) link

Also, I think Avengers Academy would make for a great, soapy TV series (college drama meets the MCU), but the powers of the protagonists and the villains might be too expensive to do on TV. (And obviously they couldn't use Hank Pym as the headmaster.)

Tuomas, Thursday, 3 September 2015 11:02 (eight years ago) link

I think Avengers Academy would make for a great, soapy TV series (college drama meets the MCU),

I just...this sounds like the worst idea for a tv show ever, worse than Manimal Rides Supertrain.

Gett Off, Eileen (WilliamC), Thursday, 3 September 2015 12:27 (eight years ago) link

Hey, that sky high movie wasn't too bad on a relatively meagre budget (n.b. I haven't seen it since I was 14)

tsrobodo, Thursday, 3 September 2015 12:39 (eight years ago) link

It worked well in the comic, why not in a TV series?

(xpost)

Tuomas, Thursday, 3 September 2015 12:40 (eight years ago) link

I just hate high school/college tv shows in general. (exceptions: V. Mars, Buffy)

Gett Off, Eileen (WilliamC), Thursday, 3 September 2015 13:16 (eight years ago) link

A lot of these characters would actually make great anchors for serialized tv shows, an obvious analog to comics, but the problem is the budgets are so huge that only a giant blockbuster can support the ambitions (as such) of the story. Daredevil was a wise choice for TV, because it's pretty low on tech and magic and shit, but many of the others would be prohibitively expensive to pull off well.

Damage Control would make a great TV series, especially to fill the gaps between movies. Could imagine, well, Joss Whedon having fun with it.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 3 September 2015 13:25 (eight years ago) link

Frankly, I might be cool with Marvel wrapping up phase 3, figuring out what worked and what didn't, and maybe whittling everything down to like one movie a year (although I think the current TV/Netflix setup, with something akin to a long-form anthology of revolving series, is a good one). The QC is sure to get spottier as they get more plates simultaneously spinning.

Simply Sensational (Old Lunch), Thursday, 3 September 2015 13:35 (eight years ago) link

I've heard talk about closing it down after that, as the actors get too old, and rebooting everything after five years or so. But would the money let them?

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 3 September 2015 13:47 (eight years ago) link

then it'll be time to get those new universe movies up and running - owen wilson for star brand imo, open to suggestions for the cast of kickers, inc.

bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 3 September 2015 13:51 (eight years ago) link

imo there's no reason to reboot the mcu until the audience sags. granted, by the time they're all punching each other in space for the Infinity War the numbers may show that. In which case, sure, shut it down and take a nap. But if the box office is just cruising along and Dr Strange and Captain Marvel did well, just let RDJ take a nap and make Captain Marvel 2, Black Panther 2, bring out the Power Pack, etc etc.

da croupier, Thursday, 3 September 2015 14:32 (eight years ago) link

Hugh Jackman's gonna play Wolverine till he's nearly 50, so assuming they can afford their trainers, ScarJo and the Chrises still have another 15 years

da croupier, Thursday, 3 September 2015 14:34 (eight years ago) link

He's 46 now!

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 3 September 2015 14:35 (eight years ago) link

yup, and he's said he's gonna do one more film - hence "nearly 50"

da croupier, Thursday, 3 September 2015 14:38 (eight years ago) link

i think chris evans has said he'll be hanging up his shield after the infinity war movies are done

bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 3 September 2015 14:39 (eight years ago) link

if the audience is still there, they can just bring out the us agent in a Black Widow movie, etc etc. There's just no reason to reboot all these franchises at once before the audience says they're done. Esp since, if we've consistently thrown money at them through the infinity war, they'll have like a dozen franchises.

da croupier, Thursday, 3 September 2015 14:43 (eight years ago) link

they've already got bucky and the falcon as established characters, both of whom have picked up the captain america mantle in recent years, so they've got a couple of options for replacements after evans leaves

bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 3 September 2015 14:50 (eight years ago) link

ant-man loudly lost its director in pre-production, was about ANT-MAN and still did as well as Captain America 1, getting solid reviews. Which if you consider how much better The Winter Soldier did than Cap 1, suggests Ant-Man 2 is a distinct and potentially profitable option. So while it does not behoove Marvel to promise us films til the end of time, there's also no reasons (yet) for them to promise to stop.

da croupier, Thursday, 3 September 2015 14:54 (eight years ago) link

At this point I feel like "Marvel" is the brand moreso than any of the individual characters except Iron Man. So a gradual handoff to another Cap-like character seems totally viable IMO. One of the advantages of the big shared-universe concept is that you actually can sort of avoid the tedium of early reboots and re-origins, which I think has clearly hurt Spider-Man. You can do some of the lifting of introducing a new or replacement character within the big crossover movies, then maybe they can start their own movie just, like, on an adventure fighting stuff. So "spinoffs" can take the place of "reboots." This seems particularly workable for people like Cap where their powers are kinda generic and not super essential to the concept - very easy to do a handoff story where Evans bequeaths the mantle to a fresh face - "America needs a Captain America... America needs.... you!"

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 3 September 2015 14:54 (eight years ago) link

At this point I feel like "Marvel" is the brand moreso than any of the individual characters except Iron Man.

yeah, this is otm. no way an ant-man movie would have succeeded in 2008 but people definitely know now that they loved guardians of the galaxy even although they had no idea who star-lord was so they're way more willing to take a chance of a movie about a small dude doing some robberies or some shit

bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 3 September 2015 14:58 (eight years ago) link

esp as the supporting cast gets simpsons-level huge, so that captain america 3 is really avengers 2.5, and black panther will basically be avengers 2.75.

da croupier, Thursday, 3 September 2015 15:02 (eight years ago) link

So what's obviously missing for them to make money on?

Cloak and Dagger, DUH

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 3 September 2015 15:03 (eight years ago) link

i feel like "what do they possibly have left to exploit" stopped being a valid question after they made 700m off the talking raccoon and tree

da croupier, Thursday, 3 September 2015 15:03 (eight years ago) link

Did anyone else who saw Ant Man just feel the air go right out of the theatre/movie when Falcon appeared? Like, he gets this dramatic intro, and no one gives a crap. Like we're supposed to be excited about Falcon, who may as well be called Captain Uncompelling.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 3 September 2015 15:04 (eight years ago) link

nope

da croupier, Thursday, 3 September 2015 15:05 (eight years ago) link

Yeah, no.

Simply Sensational (Old Lunch), Thursday, 3 September 2015 15:05 (eight years ago) link

I honestly think Damage Control would make a great one-off film, moreso than a miniseries - it's a cute enough quick-pitch concept, so it really just needs a team that knows how to do a charming high-concept comedy (rather than the super-action people) to work over the script and put some recognizable funny faces in it. That's one where the Marvel brand isn't even strictly necessary - you could have done that with totally generic superheroes seen from a distance or on shots of the TV news, since the gimmick is about the everyday Joes sifting through the rubble. Or it could be about the effort to get the company off the ground, as one guy with a big idea starts with just a shovel and a little red wagon or something.

And yeah, Runaways - that was also basically made to be a filmable concept from minute one, as is Vaughan's stock in trade. Really clear, trailer-ready concept, fantastic characters. Maybe it does depend on feeling like the universe is big enough that there could be these two-bit never-heard-of-em supervillains poking around, or maybe it really should not be set in the Marvel Universe at all.

I think they'd avoid Young Avengers and Power Pack though - anything clearly "... but it's kids!" feels like box office poison IMO.

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 3 September 2015 15:10 (eight years ago) link

They've apparently been kicking around an idea for a Runaways movie for a while. I think I initially read that it was supposed to happen just after phase one.

Simply Sensational (Old Lunch), Thursday, 3 September 2015 15:12 (eight years ago) link

they can always do power pack as an animated thing like big hero 6

da croupier, Thursday, 3 September 2015 15:14 (eight years ago) link

did they get the rights back to blade? If dr strange does well (And hey it might who knows) he - and ghost rider! - would be logical eventual reboots into Marvel Dark

da croupier, Thursday, 3 September 2015 15:19 (eight years ago) link

the falcon scene in ant-man was a dud but not because it featured the falcon, more that it was obviously a scene that had been shoehorned in after edgar wright left to tie the movie closer to the avengers. it was an embarassingly inept macguffin-hunt that added nothing at all to the story - basically a 'put the movie on hold for five minutes while we get an avenger in here' sequence.

bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 3 September 2015 15:21 (eight years ago) link

i'm all for another ghost rider movie as long as nic cage reprises his career-defining role as johnny blaze. and ghost rider pisses fire again, that was rad

bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 3 September 2015 15:21 (eight years ago) link

animated power pack MIGHT work. just always feels pointless to do a "they're superheroes...but they're little kids!" thing. anybody over the age of 10 won't touch it, and anybody under the age of 10 is already perfectly happy with spider-man. there are plenty of demographics these movies should be trying to reach better, but i think they have little kids prettttty well sewn up.

rebooted blade is not a terrible idea, as reboots go. at least it's been a few years. not sure this universe really needs to have vampires in it but yeah, depends how dr. strange goes with mysticism stuff. apparently there was a blade TV series?! missed that completely.

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 3 September 2015 15:22 (eight years ago) link

Yes, rights have reverted on Blade, there are talks about doing something with him in the MCU. They should just go balls-out and do a Tomb of Dracula movie.

Simply Sensational (Old Lunch), Thursday, 3 September 2015 15:34 (eight years ago) link

I'd rather they do psychedelic Ditko Strange than Marvel Knights Strange but I expect they'll do the latter.

a silly gif of awkward larping (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 3 September 2015 18:18 (eight years ago) link

The DP has already used the words "dark" and "psychedelic" so I guess it's going to be both? I haven't read the Marvel Knights Strange. Still say the sound design is going to be key here.

Gett Off, Eileen (WilliamC), Thursday, 3 September 2015 18:32 (eight years ago) link

also a lot of big flat expanses of color would be good.

a silly gif of awkward larping (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 3 September 2015 19:07 (eight years ago) link

i would've sworn on a bible i included howard in that list; blame the drugs.
cloak and dagger is a good idea, runaways is a good idea. if suicide squad does well (doubtful) i could see a sinister six/dark avengers/MODOK and AIM/Bring on the Bad Guys film greenlit.

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 September 2015 23:42 (eight years ago) link

suicide squad looks half cool, half dour & leaden & heavy blahhh

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 4 September 2015 01:42 (eight years ago) link

i have written a treatment for a featherlight romcom starring modok does anyone have kevin feige's email

bizarro gazzara, Friday, 4 September 2015 08:24 (eight years ago) link

(why because he look intersting)

bizarro gazzara, Friday, 4 September 2015 08:29 (eight years ago) link

What girl does modok meet cuet

Οὖτις, Friday, 4 September 2015 14:04 (eight years ago) link

modam, or mental organism designed for amorous maneuvers

superia and the femizons will be her supporting cast of friends

bizarro gazzara, Friday, 4 September 2015 15:15 (eight years ago) link

sold

Οὖτις, Friday, 4 September 2015 15:24 (eight years ago) link

I love that she is a carbon copy of MODOK but with lipstick.

Fancy Fantasies (Old Lunch), Friday, 4 September 2015 15:28 (eight years ago) link

http://www.vulture.com/2015/09/hulk-ruffalo-civil-war.html

I believed that [Hulk] would be in the film, but at the end, it was evident that they needed to reveal that the Hulk did something very significant, and that Marvel wanted to use this in a more upfront [manner]. My character was inserted into the script, but it was later removed. Who knows, maybe Hulk will never return. However, [Marvel] want to keep the revelation of what happened a secret, because it is something truly significant.

^ this sounds like confirmation of World War Hulk to me

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 September 2015 15:28 (eight years ago) link

I love that she is a carbon copy of MODOK but with lipstick.

don't fuck with the formula!

Οὖτις, Friday, 4 September 2015 15:37 (eight years ago) link

tbf she has boob armour too to further distinguish her from modok

bizarro gazzara, Friday, 4 September 2015 15:42 (eight years ago) link

I would've given her little sticky-up pigtails.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Friday, 4 September 2015 15:46 (eight years ago) link

plz tell me at some point they make a MOTOT

Οὖτις, Friday, 4 September 2015 15:47 (eight years ago) link

mobile organism threatening only toddlers?

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 September 2015 15:51 (eight years ago) link

http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/0/40/1658582-elvis_modok_575.jpg " class="noborder">

Elvis MODOK or gtfo.

suffeeciant attreebution (aldo), Friday, 4 September 2015 15:53 (eight years ago) link

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f95/klu824/BabyMODOK.jpg

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 4 September 2015 15:56 (eight years ago) link

awesome

Οὖτις, Friday, 4 September 2015 16:06 (eight years ago) link

I'm glad they didn't shorten that to BABY DOK.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 4 September 2015 16:14 (eight years ago) link

I didn't read all of Civil War but I feel like that IO9 column is taking an intentional thematic position from the story, namely that both opposing sides were seriously flawed from an ethical standpoint, and is treating it like it was an unintentional mistake that the writers had no idea they were inserting.

I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Friday, 4 September 2015 18:04 (eight years ago) link

Always thought I'd read civil war but turns out it was actually this parody of it.
http://mightygodking.com/i-dont-need-your-civil-war/
But yeah that article is kinda silly. It takes the registration thing at face value and compares it to real life policy, as if anything about it makes sense in the context of a superhero comic.

The writers didn't know what to do with the vigilantism conceit underpinning everything that they'd ever written about before so they just kinda ignored it.

tsrobodo, Friday, 4 September 2015 18:55 (eight years ago) link

chris evans at least changing his pr game to "i love being cap"

http://collider.com/chris-evans-eager-to-extend-marvel-contract-past-avengers-4/

“Listen, if Marvel wants me they got me. I’ve never had such a relationship where you have such—I mean look at my resume, I’m used to being on set being like, ‘Ah is this movie gonna be terrible?’ Marvel just can’t stop making great movies, they do it in their sleep. It’s wonderful directors and producers and actors and scripts, and it’s like a playground as an actor.”

da croupier, Tuesday, 8 September 2015 16:24 (eight years ago) link

I wonder if he'll try "I'll be Cap if you'll let me direct."

Gett Off, Eileen (WilliamC), Tuesday, 8 September 2015 17:23 (eight years ago) link

What with the Russos, Shane Black, Peyton Reed, James Gunn, Kenneth Branagh and all sorts of folks whose resumes might not point in that direction, sure, why not?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 8 September 2015 17:47 (eight years ago) link

well their resumes point in that direction in that they're actually directors but other than that

Number None, Tuesday, 8 September 2015 17:55 (eight years ago) link

Finally saw Avengers 2 the other night. Way worse than the first. Really hope they get rid of Iron Man soon cos it was really a stretch watching how stupid Tony Stark was during that whole movie. And yes the way they wrote Black Widow was pretty lame. New characters are stupid too, Scarlet Witch can do pretty much whatever the scene calls for by flicking her wrists dramatically. James Spader was really the only likable character in the film.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 17:06 (eight years ago) link

Scarlet Witch can do pretty much whatever the scene calls for by flicking her wrists dramatically

it's clear you've never read the comics

I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 17:10 (eight years ago) link

su ot kcab teg dna scimoc eht daer

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 17:11 (eight years ago) link

zatanna humor never gets old imo

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 17:12 (eight years ago) link

Also, Iron Man being a super-smart dude doing super-stupid things that bite him and others in the ass is kinda just Iron Man being Iron Man.

Fancy Fantasies (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 17:17 (eight years ago) link

I never read Scarlet Witch comics that's true. If I have to read the comics in order to get the movie then the movie has failed imo.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 17:22 (eight years ago) link

If I ever get a time machine I will make sure to go back and tell my younger self to cancel the multiple X-Men subscriptions and broaden my comic portfolio so I can understand what is going on in 20 years.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 17:23 (eight years ago) link

well no, it's just that "Scarlet Witch can do pretty much whatever the scene calls for by flicking her wrists dramatically" is kind of the definition of how Scarlet Witch has been written since her inception, which makes it sound like the movie was pretty faithful to how everyone has ever interpreted the character

I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 17:25 (eight years ago) link

the house of m storyline in the 2000's is basically about how scarlet witch gets rid of an entire race by flicking her wrists dramatically
and, to some extent, minimizes sony's rights ownership to xmen i suppose

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 17:29 (eight years ago) link

Yeah, this is a character who had children with a robot and when people said "wait a second, how did that work?" it was revealed that she magicked them into existence*; the flaw here is inherent in the character.

* nb this didn't end well for anyone, whether they be fictional or the real people who read it

I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 18:22 (eight years ago) link

retcarahc gnitseretni dna elihwhtrow erom a sa annataz rof tnemugra eht ekam ot ekil dlouow i, niaga

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 18:25 (eight years ago) link

sopyt ym esucxe

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 18:26 (eight years ago) link

ʇnʍ

F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 18:27 (eight years ago) link

ti dnemmocer yllatot, ppa annataz wen s'elppa gnisu

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 18:30 (eight years ago) link

lol

I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 18:32 (eight years ago) link

vurb, skeoj

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 18:32 (eight years ago) link

I kind of want to turn this thread into TS: Zatanna vs Nico Minoru

I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 18:34 (eight years ago) link

.esaelp, naicigam ?lleps rep esu eno ylno

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 18:37 (eight years ago) link

lol

balls, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 23:12 (eight years ago) link

Jessica Jones series out on November 20.

https://instagram.com/p/7dKJf8I3tk/

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 10 September 2015 15:56 (eight years ago) link

I completely missed that Krysten Ritter was starring in this.

I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Thursday, 10 September 2015 16:40 (eight years ago) link

yeah it's pretty good casting imo - she's shown she can handled the damaged aspects but can also pull off the levity

balls, Thursday, 10 September 2015 16:58 (eight years ago) link

Please please please better dialogue than Daredevil. Would be missing the point otherwise.

impossible raver (Re-Make/Re-Model), Thursday, 10 September 2015 17:05 (eight years ago) link

tennant as purple man suggests they're gonna play it pretty close to alias. would love if they work in the avengers cameo.

balls, Thursday, 10 September 2015 17:13 (eight years ago) link

i am very much down with this

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 10 September 2015 17:19 (eight years ago) link

I still have vivid memories of picking up Alias, flipping open to a panel of Luke and Jessica having anal sex, and saying the equivalent of "oh, Marvelpaws" before putting the issue back and never reading the book again

I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Thursday, 10 September 2015 17:20 (eight years ago) link

yeah there was definitely some 'this is an ADULT'S comic' stuff, esp at the beginning but it was also surprisingly adult in the non-adolescent meaning of the word as well. i'm curious if they can pull it off w/ the tv show or if they're even that interested in pulling it off.

balls, Thursday, 10 September 2015 17:23 (eight years ago) link

xpost TBF, a) it's more like "oh, Marvel Max's indefensibly 'edgy' decisions-paws" and b) that's easily the most sour note the series hit. It's an otherwise solid series and a perfect companion piece to the Bendis Daredevil run. And I really like the direction JJ & LC's relationship ultimately took.

Fancy Fantasies (Old Lunch), Thursday, 10 September 2015 17:24 (eight years ago) link

Think of that scene as the gratuitous nudity in an otherwise sound HBO show. It's a great book. I particularly liked Jessica's relationship with Carol Danvers and her position on the periphery of the Avengers' gilded world.

impossible raver (Re-Make/Re-Model), Thursday, 10 September 2015 17:28 (eight years ago) link

yeah was thinking it'd be awesome if marvel had secretly already cast danvers (rooting for blunt) and that was how they revealed it but that's pretty unlikely

balls, Thursday, 10 September 2015 17:29 (eight years ago) link

flipping open to a panel of Luke and Jessica having anal sex

um are you referring to this
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y246/electricpetertork/aliassweet.jpg

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 10 September 2015 17:30 (eight years ago) link

btw, if anybody wants a good visual luke cage history, try here:
http://majorspoilers.com/2013/03/31/hero-history-luke-cage/

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 10 September 2015 17:31 (eight years ago) link

damn luke you gotta eat the booty first

balls, Thursday, 10 September 2015 17:40 (eight years ago) link

At the time of its inception, Marvel Max was conceptually somewhat indistinguishable from a notebook full of racy drawings hidden under a thirteen-year-old's mattress. I mean, they gave Howard the Duck giant, naked tits at one point, for the love of christ. Thankfully, they matured a bit once the novelty of adult themes wore off.

Fancy Fantasies (Old Lunch), Thursday, 10 September 2015 17:44 (eight years ago) link

yes, in fact that is what I'm referring to

also holy lol

I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Thursday, 10 September 2015 18:03 (eight years ago) link

"sweet christmas" is a shop o'course but a clever one

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 10 September 2015 18:10 (eight years ago) link

I would have bought the book had "SWEET CHRISTMAS!" been in the original

I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Thursday, 10 September 2015 18:34 (eight years ago) link

as noted above, it's worth your time

resulting post (rogermexico.), Thursday, 10 September 2015 18:51 (eight years ago) link

ok what's the original

Οὖτις, Thursday, 10 September 2015 18:56 (eight years ago) link

xxpost Same as the image above, but with an unfortunate Bushmaster reference in place of the "Sweet Christmas!"

Fancy Fantasies (Old Lunch), Thursday, 10 September 2015 19:03 (eight years ago) link

I hate comics

Οὖτις, Thursday, 10 September 2015 19:09 (eight years ago) link

I get that Bendis is very good at certain things as a comic book writer but I'm increasingly of the opinion that they are things I couldn't possibly care less about (at least that's how I feel about him after his X-Men stint)

I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Thursday, 10 September 2015 19:19 (eight years ago) link

I loved his Daredevil and Alias, I liked his Avengers, I remain unconvinced about everything he's done since the inception of Marvel Now. His X-stuff and Guardians of the Galaxy, as far as I've read, has been Autopilot City.

Fancy Fantasies (Old Lunch), Thursday, 10 September 2015 19:26 (eight years ago) link

I don't know if Bendis has lost his fastball or he's been writing characters I don't care about (X titles) but switching over to 2 Iron Man books doesn't excite me. xpost

Still, Miles Morales is the best character Marvel introduced since about the mid 60s.

Gett Off, Eileen (WilliamC), Thursday, 10 September 2015 19:27 (eight years ago) link

She's nowhere on the same level as Miles but I remain very, very fond of Hisako Ichiki (Armor)

I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Thursday, 10 September 2015 19:34 (eight years ago) link

I like Miles Morales fine as a character, but I feel like his best days are ahead. Bendis has yet to really knock my socks off with a Miles story. It doesn't help that he first appeared when the Ultimate universe was starting to get awfully rickety.

Fancy Fantasies (Old Lunch), Thursday, 10 September 2015 19:40 (eight years ago) link

xp -- what are the best Armor stories/titles? I only know her from the Joss Whedon book.
(sorry for derailing the MCU thread even further)

Gett Off, Eileen (WilliamC), Thursday, 10 September 2015 20:22 (eight years ago) link

afaict bendis is just spread too thin. can't even keep track of how many books he's writing, plus corp responsibilities.

I mean jeez Powers (the book not the terrible terrible show) is still going...

resulting post (rogermexico.), Friday, 11 September 2015 02:22 (eight years ago) link

Plus he teaches writing at Portland State or OSU

Gett Off, Eileen (WilliamC), Friday, 11 September 2015 02:29 (eight years ago) link

Bendis was best before he became a big deal and had to juggle the entire Marvel Universe. Daredevil and Alias had a more relaxed tempo and intimate tone. They're really worth your time DJP, mainly for the dialogue and characterisation, and he worked with some great artists too.

impossible raver (Re-Make/Re-Model), Friday, 11 September 2015 11:46 (eight years ago) link

what are the best Armor stories/titles? I only know her from the Joss Whedon book.

Really that's the only place she's been highlighted but there was a mini story about her family that I thought was very poignant.

I hear what you're all saying re: earlier Bendis; I'll put those into the queue.

I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Friday, 11 September 2015 13:57 (eight years ago) link

seconding rm/rm's recommendations of bendis' daredevil particularly. the 'relaxed tempo' was kind of infuriating when i was reading them monthly as they came out, but i went back a couple of years ago and read the whole thing back-to-back and it's great. also an impressively sustained exercise in pushing readers' patience with matt murdock, as he gets painted further and further into a corner by his own actions

bizarro gazzara, Friday, 11 September 2015 17:57 (eight years ago) link

i like Bendis' takes on ultimate Spider Man, Miles and Avengers best but yeah, he seems overextended these days

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 September 2015 18:02 (eight years ago) link

Bringing it back to the thread, if you liked Netflix's Daredevil, you'll probably love Bendis's Daredevil. Brubaker's subsequent run is pretty great, too.

Fancy Fantasies (Old Lunch), Friday, 11 September 2015 18:10 (eight years ago) link

i like both, yes. but i'm a daredevil stan who had a copious back issue run starting with the 70's so i'm just glad they're getting the best outta the character.
i prefer brubaker to bendis on dd.

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 September 2015 18:13 (eight years ago) link

brubaker's run is really good, yeah

bizarro gazzara, Friday, 11 September 2015 18:37 (eight years ago) link

Rebecca Ferguson now "top of the list" for Captain Marvel apparently

Number None, Friday, 11 September 2015 18:43 (eight years ago) link

I'm down.

Fancy Fantasies (Old Lunch), Friday, 11 September 2015 18:44 (eight years ago) link

Brubaker Daredevil I bet is AMAZING

I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Friday, 11 September 2015 19:00 (eight years ago) link

I think I prefer his Daredevil to his more feted run on Captain America. It's mostly just a natural progression of the wheels that Bendis set in motion but very well done. The first storyline is Matt Murdock trying to survive in prison after having his identity as Daredevil exposed while also maintaining plausible deniability about his identity as Daredevil. It's a fantastic set-up, well executed.

Fancy Fantasies (Old Lunch), Friday, 11 September 2015 19:06 (eight years ago) link

IIRC the first half of Brubaker's run, which picks up directly from Bendis's plots, is amaaaaazing. After that it felt like his only real idea was to pour misery onto the character and after a certain point it was just exhausting.

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Friday, 11 September 2015 19:25 (eight years ago) link

yeah, i like brubaker better on dd than cap too... cap was much more espionage than character development imo

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 September 2015 19:28 (eight years ago) link

Huge Bendis fan - even of his new old X-Men comic, to some extent - but I've tried two volumes of Guardians of the Galaxy now, and it's terrible - I think he's just not that good at space opera.

sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Friday, 11 September 2015 19:33 (eight years ago) link

Actually I remember really liking Brubaker's Cap, probably the only one of his big runs I've read (that, DD, and his totally off-base Uncanny X-Men) that seemed to play to his strengths. The unreservedly long-term plotting, the schemes-within-schemes, the espionage and all that stuff, I dug it.

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Friday, 11 September 2015 19:34 (eight years ago) link

I hadn't read any comics in a long while until last summer after I saw Winter Soldier. I got as much of Brubaker's Cap run as I could find from the library. I was pretty impressed, and felt like the movie did a pretty nice job of capturing that vibe.

a silly gif of awkward larping (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 11 September 2015 19:48 (eight years ago) link

I flipped through the first 4 pages of the Alias TPB in the store and when I got to the point where Luke Cage referred to himself as "nigga", I nodded to myself and put it back.

I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Friday, 18 September 2015 19:33 (eight years ago) link

Oh, Marvel MAX. So much to answer for.

Too Many Butts (Old Lunch), Friday, 18 September 2015 19:45 (eight years ago) link

The chapter on Marvel MAX in the Sean Howe book was truly embarrassing. That all happened well after I had stopped reading comics so I hadn't really had any idea.

a silly gif of awkward larping (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 18 September 2015 19:48 (eight years ago) link

Embarrassing for Marvel I assume?

I thought the Howard The Duck MAX series was really good.

Has there ever been a story with a George Galloway/Michael Moore type saying Latveria is a great country and Dr Doom is just "misunderstood"?

Robert Adam Gilmour, Saturday, 19 September 2015 18:35 (eight years ago) link

Thats a p weird equivalency

Οὖτις, Saturday, 19 September 2015 18:44 (eight years ago) link

Especially since we know Doom wept after 9/11

sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Saturday, 19 September 2015 19:12 (eight years ago) link

Cant remember if this was discussed on this forum but it was really odd when Romita Jr said that crying Doom and the other villains weren't supposed to literally be there.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Saturday, 19 September 2015 19:16 (eight years ago) link

we have damage control (in development)

http://deadline.com/2015/10/marvel-damage-control-tv-series-comedy-abc-1201566243/

this could be the 30 rock to Powerless's Studio 60. Assuming either makes it to air.

da croupier, Friday, 2 October 2015 22:03 (eight years ago) link

somebody get Fred Hembeck on the line

a silly gif of awkward larping (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 2 October 2015 22:48 (eight years ago) link

the budget for the knees though

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Friday, 2 October 2015 22:53 (eight years ago) link

lo

Οὖτις, Friday, 2 October 2015 22:54 (eight years ago) link

l

Οὖτις, Friday, 2 October 2015 22:54 (eight years ago) link

News and notes:

Following our hero’s debut adventure in this summer’s “Ant-Man,” Scott Lang will return alongside Hope Van Dyne on July 6, 2018 with Marvel’s “Ant-Man and the Wasp.” The sequel will mark the first Marvel Studios film named after its heroine.

Additionally, Ant-Man’s second adventure will lead to a couple of other films shifting their dates, with Marvel’s “Black Panther” moving up to February 16, 2018 and Marvel’s “Captain Marvel” landing on March 8, 2019.

Finally, three untitled Marvel Studios films will premiere on May 1, 2020, July 10, 2020, and November 6, 2020.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 8 October 2015 16:01 (eight years ago) link

sounds like they might move up or axe captain marvel depending on how a WOMAN IN THE TITLE HEAVENS THINK OF THE FANBOYS AND THE BANKERS goes over

a literal scarecrow on a quaint porch (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 8 October 2015 18:55 (eight years ago) link

sigh, yeah.

i keep waiting for them to soak up a couple of third- or fourth-tier characters by throwing them together in a wacky buddy comedy type format. up until avengers i really had high hopes for hawkeye and wonder-man. like a bill & ted, harold & kumar deal, but with two dudes with (limited, unexciting) superpowers. maybe more like tango and cash, but without the police brutality and stallone's leadenness.

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 8 October 2015 19:07 (eight years ago) link

How is are Wonder Man's powers limited or unexciting?

I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Thursday, 8 October 2015 19:10 (eight years ago) link

well he's like super strong and fast and stuff and maybe he flies? He's basically a generic off-brand superhero. From what I can remember that's actually his origin, right? I mean it definitely does not have to be Wonder Man, just it seemed like the movie would work best if it was specifically a character no one had heard of who does things that in themselves aren't much to hang a movie on. Like Hancock, you know, but... better.

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 8 October 2015 19:12 (eight years ago) link

He can also transform into a being made out of pure energy, he never needs to eat or drink and one point could manipulate his size and shoot lasers out of his eyes.

I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Thursday, 8 October 2015 19:19 (eight years ago) link

It's probably too late to exploit the fact now, but his brain was the template for the Vision's, as well.

Skin Boherts (Old Lunch), Thursday, 8 October 2015 19:24 (eight years ago) link

wonder man is basically an even less interesting superman

In 2012, Wonder Man was ranked 38th in IGN's list of "The Top 50 Avengers".

^tells you everything you need to know

a literal scarecrow on a quaint porch (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 8 October 2015 19:26 (eight years ago) link

i mean #37 is STORM and i honestly didn't even know she was an avenger but she beat out a guy who has been part of the team since the sixties

a literal scarecrow on a quaint porch (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 8 October 2015 19:27 (eight years ago) link

no way they don't make captain marvel, there's already excitement, it's a super entertaining comic, and it ties together earth marvel and space marvel too well

balls, Thursday, 8 October 2015 19:42 (eight years ago) link

are they going to interchange captain marvel and adam warlock in the thanos shit?

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 8 October 2015 19:43 (eight years ago) link

which captain marvel?

Οὖτις, Thursday, 8 October 2015 19:50 (eight years ago) link

Carol Danvers, I believe.

I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Thursday, 8 October 2015 19:52 (eight years ago) link

the book is good.
was good i guess? they're rebooting all this shit again aren't they.

a literal scarecrow on a quaint porch (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 8 October 2015 20:03 (eight years ago) link

wonder man's first appearance, in avengers 9, is actually a pretty touching little story, in stan lee's best sappy manner (kirby drew the cover and prob contributed to plot/layouts too, tho' the name simon williams/wonder man seems a bit prosaic for him) - or at least, the death of a 'good guy' seemed pretty touching/unexpected to me when I read it in a british marvel reprint as a kid in the 1970s - and it was four whole years before they revived him

sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Thursday, 8 October 2015 20:19 (eight years ago) link

ant-man did better than expected, they wanna exploit it with a sequel before paul rudd is 50 so they're pushing some stuff around. don't think this means any big drama re capn marvel or anything else.

da croupier, Thursday, 8 October 2015 20:30 (eight years ago) link

shhh you're ruining the conspiracy

I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Thursday, 8 October 2015 20:31 (eight years ago) link

"An even less interesting superman" is still "what exactly is the problem that he can't fix while Jeremy Renner is still scratching himself and pouring his first cup of coffee"

Pouring one out for even the idea of a "Hawkeye and Black Widow" spy-em-up that fandom was convinced was on the cards after Avengers I.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 8 October 2015 20:35 (eight years ago) link

"An even less interesting superman" is still "what exactly is the problem that he can't fix while Jeremy Renner is still scratching himself and pouring his first cup of coffee"

yeah I mean, this was more my point than anything else

I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Thursday, 8 October 2015 20:37 (eight years ago) link

i think a black widow movie could still be in the cards for post-infinity war mcu esp if capn marvel and the wasp prove female superhero movies do not inherently come out looking like Catwoman

da croupier, Thursday, 8 October 2015 20:37 (eight years ago) link

while widow has been around as a character since iron man 2 scarjo is still the youngest actor playing an avenger - if they're lucky enough to make it to the 2020 cosmic cataclysm with its audience alive and eager for more, a small scale movie centered around her would be on point

da croupier, Thursday, 8 October 2015 20:43 (eight years ago) link

Catwoman was hilarious, though

I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Thursday, 8 October 2015 20:43 (eight years ago) link

i don't recall saying it wasn't

da croupier, Thursday, 8 October 2015 20:44 (eight years ago) link

"what exactly is the problem that he can't fix while Jeremy Renner is still scratching himself and pouring his first cup of coffee"

It's a comedy! Come on! Hancock had all kinds of super powers but he sure got himself into a fix! The answer is obviously GIRL TROUBLE and then you write a bunch of goofy Kevin Smith/Tarantino dialogue where these two bros are elaborately talking about what to do with their love lives while they're punching out Stilt-Man!

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 8 October 2015 20:52 (eight years ago) link

If they don't make a Black Widow movie then they are idiots. Ant Man Wonder Man Bat Man yawn yawn yawn

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 8 October 2015 20:56 (eight years ago) link

two bros are elaborately talking about what to do with their love lives while they're punching out Stilt-Man!

would watch, someone get this guy a contract

Οὖτις, Thursday, 8 October 2015 20:58 (eight years ago) link

If you're gonna do a Wonder Man comedy duo his buddy has to be the Beast like in the late 70s Avengers comics. That can't happen because of rights so fuck Wonder Man.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 8 October 2015 21:06 (eight years ago) link

I still think about Daniel Clowes saying Scarlett Johansson hates comics. She probably just doesn't care about them or finds them a pain to read* but the idea of her really hating them amuses me.

*I recall Tobey Maguire and maybe even Alan Cumming talking about reading comics for research. I wonder if this is suggested to actors because Cumming didn't seem to care for X-Men.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Thursday, 8 October 2015 21:10 (eight years ago) link

it actually doesn't have to be wonder man fwiw

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 8 October 2015 21:12 (eight years ago) link

mary jo duffy's issues of power man/iron fist are very bantering bro heroes

sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Thursday, 8 October 2015 21:16 (eight years ago) link

so the current super-hero movie time table is

Feb 2016: X-Van Wilder
March 2016: Batman Vs Superman: "Why no, I did not like Man Of Steel"
May 2016: Cap 3: Avengers 2.5
May 2016: X-Men First Class Part 2
Aug 2016: The Fresh Prince & The Nightbreed vs Jordan Catalano
October 2016: X-Magic Mike
Nov 2016: Dr Cumberbatch
March 2017: Wolverine 3: Hugh Jackman Will Literally Be 49 Fucking Years Old
May 2017: Guardians 2: Let's Find A Stone
June 2017: Wonder Womaaaan
July 2017: Spider-Boy: The Lil'est Avenger
November 2017: Thor 3: Let's Find A Stone
November 2017: Justice League: Fuck Yo Stones!
Feb 2018: Black Panther: Avengers 2.75
March 2018: The Movie Flash Not The TV Flash
May 2018: Avengers 3: NO, LOOKIT AT ALL THESE STONES
July 2018: Ant-Man 2: Paul Rudd Will Literally Be 49 Fucking Years Old
July 2018: Aquaman: Can Paul Rudd do this?! *flexes*
March 2019: Captain Marvel: The Woman
April 2019: Captain Marvel: The Man
May 2019: Avengers 4: EVERYBODY WE KNOW YOU LOVE PUNCHING THANOS IN SPACE
June 2019: Justice League 2: EVERYBODY WE SURE HOPE YOU LOVE PUNCHING VILLAIN TK
July 2019: The long-awaited Black Bolt movie to sate your superhero thirst
April 2020: Cyborg, finally given his long overdue solo joint we've been craving since 2017
June 2020: Green Lantern Corps, cuz the best part of the last one was all the fucking aliens standing around

with x-force and new mutants movies to be plopped in somewhere assuming we all liked apocalypse

da croupier, Thursday, 8 October 2015 21:22 (eight years ago) link

loool A+ list

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 8 October 2015 21:37 (eight years ago) link

I know Jackman's on record like "enough wolverine already" but with Old Man Logan set to enter continuity 49 is ~nothing~. Dude keeps lifting and he can be Wolverine4Lyfe.

resulting post (rogermexico.), Friday, 9 October 2015 07:34 (eight years ago) link

Read up on Wonder Man's wikipedia page and this might be one of my favourite sentences in all of wiki:

This only happened in mainstream continuity and other origins were possible courtesy of the Forever Crystal of Immortus.[11]

please don't shampoo your eyes (stevie), Friday, 9 October 2015 10:59 (eight years ago) link

ie Kourtesy of Kang

sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Friday, 9 October 2015 11:08 (eight years ago) link

I wonder what A- or B-lister they'll find for Black Bolt, since it will be essentially a non-speaking role? (Minus whatever cinematic/screenplay tomfoolery is employed in the form of voiceover/whatever.)

I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Thursday, 15 October 2015 12:21 (eight years ago) link

I think Tom Wright would make an excellent black bolt actually

BRAAAAAAMETHEUS (El Tomboto), Thursday, 15 October 2015 12:24 (eight years ago) link

There have been very strong suggestions that Vin Diesel will be playing Black Bolt. I hope the suggestions are wrong.

Skin Boherts (Old Lunch), Thursday, 15 October 2015 12:40 (eight years ago) link

Ugh. Need to go find the Moe/Simpsons "Oh dear god, no" gif.

I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Thursday, 15 October 2015 12:51 (eight years ago) link

unless the only word black bolt says is "SUPERMAN"

a literal scarecrow on a quaint porch (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 October 2015 13:36 (eight years ago) link

Black Bolt should be played by Jason Statham.

I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Thursday, 15 October 2015 13:37 (eight years ago) link

forks otm

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 15 October 2015 15:18 (eight years ago) link

Vin Diesel would make a completely terrible Black Bolt. Also he is already MCU-employed, he's fucking Groot.

Seriously though did anybody catch Wright in The Bridge as the mumbly, brooding, creepy yet oddly noble Linder? Seriously he'd be a great Black Bolt. I don't know why I'm the only person who understands all my best ideas.

BRAAAAAAMETHEUS (El Tomboto), Friday, 16 October 2015 00:52 (eight years ago) link

i'm with you tombot.
though to be honest, i would prefer terry crews

a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Friday, 16 October 2015 01:06 (eight years ago) link

Is Black Bolt wrestler-sized? I thought he was a generically-superhero, not massive.

I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Friday, 16 October 2015 13:39 (eight years ago) link

Vinagar Diesagon

sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Friday, 16 October 2015 13:45 (eight years ago) link

If any single factor should disqualify an actor from playing Black Bolt, it would be an inability to act with his face. I don't feel like that's Vin's strong suit. But if he's able to destroy things with his voice, he might be worth a shot.

Don't Call Me A Lunkhead, You Dingbat! (Old Lunch), Friday, 16 October 2015 14:08 (eight years ago) link

so you're saying Jim Carrey should play Black Bolt

I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Friday, 16 October 2015 14:20 (eight years ago) link

They should definitely get somebody either known for never speaking (like Mel Brooks having Marcel Marceau give the only spoken line in Silent Movie) or like a famous big talker, someone Shakespearean.

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Friday, 16 October 2015 14:21 (eight years ago) link

I only want Jim Carrey to play Black Bolt if the movie features a recreation of the 'Cuban Pete' scene from The Mask except that his singing obliterates everything around him.

Don't Call Me A Lunkhead, You Dingbat! (Old Lunch), Friday, 16 October 2015 14:25 (eight years ago) link

I just can't believe I'm reading a bunch of casting recommendations for black bolt regarding a movie that will actually likely be made

da croupier, Friday, 16 October 2015 14:34 (eight years ago) link

Bearing in mind that Vin spends the entirely of The Fast & The Furious looking incredibly threatening without hitting anyone, I think it would be a good cast.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 16 October 2015 15:23 (eight years ago) link

truly what could be more astonishing than people online fantasy casting a speculative comic book movie
wait, iirc that might be the entire purpose of the internet

a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Friday, 16 October 2015 19:39 (eight years ago) link

did your eyes turn red before the end of the sentence

da croupier, Friday, 16 October 2015 19:40 (eight years ago) link

Apparently!

I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Friday, 16 October 2015 19:41 (eight years ago) link

in case anyone else is lost, my surprise is that the movie is actually (likely) happening, not that people are imagining who'd play a superhero

da croupier, Friday, 16 October 2015 19:41 (eight years ago) link

i just read it twice more and i get it now

a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Friday, 16 October 2015 19:44 (eight years ago) link

I just read it three times and I'm more lost than ever.

Don't Call Me A Lunkhead, You Dingbat! (Old Lunch), Friday, 16 October 2015 19:48 (eight years ago) link

i simplified it:

I just can't believe I'm reading a bunch of casting recommendations for black bolt regarding a movie that will actually likely be made

a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Friday, 16 October 2015 19:50 (eight years ago) link

there, now no one will get unduly hurt

da croupier, Friday, 16 October 2015 19:54 (eight years ago) link

(though the movie still might not happen - VenomCarnage and Fantastic Four 2 were once posted in five-year-plans too)

da croupier, Friday, 16 October 2015 19:54 (eight years ago) link

I was reading another thing where Vin (Mr. Diesel?) was yet again dropping cryptic hints about playing a second Marvel character that wouldn't require the employment of his voice. Someone in the comments suggested that he was talking about Lockjaw.

Don't Call Me A Lunkhead, You Dingbat! (Old Lunch), Friday, 16 October 2015 19:57 (eight years ago) link

i would pay matinee prices to see that

a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Friday, 16 October 2015 20:11 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

looks smaller scale than I expected, which is probably good?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVdV-lxRPFo

definitely a direct continuation of the second one anyway, rather than Avengers 2.5

Number None, Wednesday, 25 November 2015 07:39 (eight years ago) link

I feel like I just saw the whole movie, too bad.

a silly gif of awkward larping (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 25 November 2015 22:35 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

Ryan Coogler is directing Black Panther and Taika Waititi is directing Thor, so I guess I'll be watching at least two more of these things.

polyphonic, Thursday, 31 December 2015 23:36 (eight years ago) link

Huh, totally missed that they're moving forward on a "Damage Control" TV spin-off.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 12 January 2016 18:29 (eight years ago) link

Calling all forks!

Nhex, Monday, 18 January 2016 07:28 (eight years ago) link

Finally!

Taika Waititi has got to be the oddest choice for one of these I've heard. I wonder if Thor movie will be a pseudo-doc about Asgard...

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Monday, 18 January 2016 15:21 (eight years ago) link

Also a Mockingbird spin-off (probably limited a la Agent Carter) and supposedly another sitcom-y show alongside Damage Control on ABC. And possibly a Netflix Punisher show.

Professor Bworlph (Old Lunch), Monday, 18 January 2016 15:21 (eight years ago) link

we should start a "which Marvel show or movie will be the tipping point" thread except it's more likely that DC will overdo it first and flip the table for everyone

Yeah, I'm amazed at this point that Marvel has yet to seriously stumble and that most of what they've put out has been really solid.

Professor Bworlph (Old Lunch), Monday, 18 January 2016 15:44 (eight years ago) link

Although the sitcoms admittedly make me wary.

Professor Bworlph (Old Lunch), Monday, 18 January 2016 15:44 (eight years ago) link

Taika Waititi has got to be the oddest choice for one of these I've heard. I wonder if Thor movie will be a pseudo-doc about Asgard...

not much odder than the Russo brothers really

Number None, Monday, 18 January 2016 15:51 (eight years ago) link

jessica jones is so far, by far, my favorite marvel thing.

akm, Monday, 18 January 2016 16:57 (eight years ago) link

Kenneth Branagh directing Thor I!

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 18 January 2016 16:58 (eight years ago) link

"not much odder than the Russo brothers really"

I think it's much odder than the Russo brothers. Those guys are professional Hollywood types.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Monday, 18 January 2016 17:00 (eight years ago) link

Branagh choice seemed odder for him, until he followed it up with Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Monday, 18 January 2016 17:02 (eight years ago) link

Advertised "From the director of Thor!" so good tactical move, I guess.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 18 January 2016 17:06 (eight years ago) link

"not much odder than the Russo brothers really"

I think it's much odder than the Russo brothers. Those guys are professional Hollywood types.

― One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Monday, January 18, 2016 5:00 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I guess. He wrote the script for this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moana_(2016_film) anyway so I guess Disney are high on him

Number None, Monday, 18 January 2016 17:15 (eight years ago) link

sold!

“There’s a little bit of Midnight Run, with Grodin and De Niro,” Ruffalo told Empire. "I feel like that’s kind of where we’re heading with this relationship between Thor and Banner.” So is it a road movie? “It is a universal road movie – that’s where we’re heading,” he says, adding cryptically: “It’s not where you'd think it will be, so it’s not your classic road movie but it has that structure, I think."

Number None, Monday, 25 January 2016 21:33 (eight years ago) link

wonder how chris hemsworth feels about being a co-star in his own movie

Butt here is always time for the John Mayer Trio or Sting. (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 25 January 2016 21:39 (eight years ago) link

guess that applies to chris evans in civil war too

Butt here is always time for the John Mayer Trio or Sting. (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 25 January 2016 21:40 (eight years ago) link

Or Chris Evans and Scarlett Johannson in Winter Soldier.

Frederik B, Monday, 25 January 2016 21:45 (eight years ago) link

"Did you ever fuck a chicken, Thor?"

xxposts

experience president sanders (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 25 January 2016 21:53 (eight years ago) link

wonder how chris hemsworth feels about being a co-star in his own movie

guess that applies to chris evans in civil war too

― Butt here is always time for the John Mayer Trio or Sting. (bizarro gazzara), Monday, January 25, 2016 3:40 PM (2 hours ago)

Or Chris Evans and Scarlett Johannson in Winter Soldier.

― Frederik B, Monday, January 25, 2016 3:45 PM (2 hours ago)

The MCU feels like major league baseball now. Nobody's making art, nobody's under the mistaken impression that they're making art, it's all firmly a part of the entertainment-industrial complex and that's cool. Feige is the commissioner, onscreen talent = on-field talent, Hemsworth and Evans are reliable innings-eaters, Jenny Agutter is a left-handed bench piece, Netflix and ABC are triple-A and double-A, Taika Waititi is that kid who jumped straight from being Crash Davis to managing A-ball for two years to getting the job managing the Padres.

WilliamC, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 00:30 (eight years ago) link

Yeah, I don't think a "b-b-but this is my movie!!!" primadonna would get very far in today's MCU.

she pnuched me in my weinre when I was asleep (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 00:38 (eight years ago) link

OTOH, even as they've demonstrated a willingness to recast when necessary, Hemsworth is probably one of the rare, indispensable members of that crew. Casting a burly, charismatic dude who doesn't come off as a douche is quite a coup.

she pnuched me in my weinre when I was asleep (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 00:40 (eight years ago) link

The MLB analogy works pretty well- still, curious to see how they recast Iron Man & Cap as they eventually must.

experience president sanders (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 06:20 (eight years ago) link

A lot of speculation that Steve Rogers is a goner. Read Bucky's lips when he's grabbing Stark's arc reactor from his chest

the drummer for Gaz Dad (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 06:47 (eight years ago) link

If that means they're gonna do SamCap, I'm okay with it

its subtle brume (DJP), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 13:43 (eight years ago) link

Downey is probably a bigger coup (as well as the keystone of the whole thing) - get a total dick to play a total dick because he's a total dick, and still be charming.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 14:13 (eight years ago) link

Read Bucky's lips when he's grabbing Stark's arc reactor from his chest

I'm no lip reader, so what's he supposed to say? "Steve's dead"?

If they're following the Death of Cap storyline from the comics, there'll be a BuckyCap before SamCap... Though presumably, even if Steve dies, he'll be back from the dead to fight Thanos in the next Avengers movie. Can't imagine them adapting the Infinity Gauntlet and not using that iconic scene.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 14:14 (eight years ago) link

All I want from the Infinity War films is an afroed Magus. Is that so much to ask?

https://dorkforty.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/starlin-warlock-magus.jpg

she pnuched me in my weinre when I was asleep (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 14:21 (eight years ago) link

On the "possibly maybe true" rumor front: Yondu and Nebula will be joing the GotG in the next film alongside newcomer Mantis. And apparently Ego the Living Planet will factor in somehow.

she pnuched me in my weinre when I was asleep (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 14:22 (eight years ago) link

I could take or leave Spider-Man, but I find it a big bummer that there is no legal room for Galactus in the current MCU movies.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 14:35 (eight years ago) link

or Doctor Doom

experience president sanders (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 14:43 (eight years ago) link

Both already ruined on-screen by Fox. Time to pull a Doctor Mordrid!

Nhex, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 15:31 (eight years ago) link

yeah i saw some spoiler for gotg2 teased the other day w/ 'huge galactic figure to appear' and thought 'omg they got galactus' for a second. it was ego the living planet.

balls, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 15:32 (eight years ago) link

Maybe Eternity and the Living Tribunal will show up next

experience president sanders (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 15:45 (eight years ago) link

I'd be a little sad to see Galactus or Doom without the FF to foil them though.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 15:57 (eight years ago) link

Anyone else feel like the Russo brothers did a better ensemble cast film with Winter Solider than the mess that Age of Ultron ended up being? The asides with each character having a plot arc through the confrontation of their fears after being zapped by the Scarlet Witch just dragged the whole film down with exposition, imo.

They might run into the same issue with their Civil War take, but I'm optimistic.

μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 16:09 (eight years ago) link

As much as I like Winter Soldier I wouldn't give the Russos credit for being more successful on that end, rather that there's just so many more characters, storylines, tie-ins to future Marvel movies that had to be juggled in Ultron, it was much tougher. Sound like Whedon went nuts, and and having seen the full version of that Thor possession scene they forced him to shoot, I can't blame him. I'm guessing it'll be similarly muddy for Civil War with all the noobs. Expecting characters like Sam Wilson and Ultron to get actual development in that movie, too, so...

Nhex, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 16:17 (eight years ago) link

I'm no lip reader, so what's he supposed to say? "Steve's dead"?

Yes

Me and my friends seem to think that even if Steve dies that one of the Infinity Gems could be employed to resurrect him for one or both if the Avengers movies

the drummer for Gaz Dad (Drugs A. Money), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 18:44 (eight years ago) link

Better yet they do the the Return of Bruce Wayne--err, Captain America: Reborn thing and have him shunted out of space and time. Wouldn't be too hard to squeeze that in between two Infinity War movies

Nhex, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 18:49 (eight years ago) link

Cap in space for a whole movie would be wonderful

experience president sanders (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 20:55 (eight years ago) link

can we get that Bucky as space hunter version they have in the comics now? bigass alien sniper rifle

μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 21:34 (eight years ago) link

Winter Soldier and Avengers 2 were both messes.

search: Iron Man 1, Thor 1, Avengers 1, GotG
borderline: Ant-Man
destroy: Iron Man 2, Thor 2, Hulk, Cap 1, Cap 2, Avengers 2

I should stop watching these.

remove butt (abanana), Sunday, 31 January 2016 14:54 (eight years ago) link

don't understand rating Winter Soldier below Ant-Man or even Avengers 1
I think of all of them, Winter Soldier & Guardians of the Galaxy are the most re-watchable by far

all official correspondence concerning "chili cook-off" (El Tomboto), Sunday, 31 January 2016 15:19 (eight years ago) link

I'm the wrong person to ask because I have no objection to any of these movies, regardless of quality.

If I had to rate them on the fun scale I'd put Thor 1, Cap 1, Iron Man 1, & Cap 2 at the top and Hulk, Thor 2 & Iron Man 2 at the bottom.

experience president sanders (Sparkle Motion), Sunday, 31 January 2016 18:32 (eight years ago) link

Yeah Cap 1 is great

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 31 January 2016 18:33 (eight years ago) link

I don't know why people like Cap 2. Complicated real world issues are because evil conspiracy. New bad guy turns out to be dead guy WHAT! oh wait it doesn't matter.

remove butt (abanana), Sunday, 31 January 2016 19:44 (eight years ago) link

Uh people like it because it's a kickass action movie

experience president sanders (Sparkle Motion), Sunday, 31 January 2016 19:48 (eight years ago) link

otm

Butt here is always time for the John Mayer Trio or Sting. (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 31 January 2016 19:49 (eight years ago) link

And no one is even talking about Iron Man 3 here which is insane because it's great.

Chortles And Guffaws (Old Lunch), Sunday, 31 January 2016 21:25 (eight years ago) link

Haven't seen it and probably won't.

remove butt (abanana), Sunday, 31 January 2016 21:38 (eight years ago) link

Where should I send your cookie?

Chortles And Guffaws (Old Lunch), Sunday, 31 January 2016 22:26 (eight years ago) link

IM3 is great on multiple levels. Worst I can say about it is that it gets kinda boring during the ACTION PACKED FINALE but when it's good it's amazing.

I could watch just the Kingsley bits over and over. And the child actor.

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Monday, 1 February 2016 00:18 (eight years ago) link

I'm not sure I've seen any of these movies more than once, but I want to say I liked Thor 2 more than Cap 2 (even if I liked Cap 1 much more than Thor 1). I dunno, I just though it was fun. Ones I'd be least inclined to ever revisit include Avengers 2 and Ant-Man. One I think I'd most like to see again is Iron Man 3, if only for the comically insane number of SFX people listed in the credits.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 1 February 2016 00:23 (eight years ago) link

thor 2 was sludgy & boring to me

cap 2 was great! but my overall preference is for cap 1 mostly bcz i love peggy & cap together in their own time, and i kinda liked hugo weaving's scary hydra skull nazi

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 1 February 2016 00:28 (eight years ago) link

i really dug ant-man, way more than i expected to. but it's the least marvel-seeming, it feels like it's own movie more than part of the world that cap or thor or iron man exists in, even though it refers to the same events etc

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 1 February 2016 00:30 (eight years ago) link

Willing to bet that if you think Thor 2 is fun, then it's not on the list of movies you've seen twice :)

Tom Hiddlestone is having a lot of fun in it of course, but then there's so much of the picture when he's not on screen and everything judders to a halt.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 1 February 2016 00:36 (eight years ago) link

sooo many alium subtitles, that shit was hella boring

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 1 February 2016 01:37 (eight years ago) link

I was trying to recall any talking onions, but nm

experience president sanders (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 1 February 2016 02:23 (eight years ago) link

lol

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 1 February 2016 02:25 (eight years ago) link

I don't remember anything about it except some space monster running around ... London? Maybe there were onions, can't recall.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 1 February 2016 03:36 (eight years ago) link

ant man, thor 1, guardians of the galaxy all on another level of entertaining to me. thor 1 is particularly good because it's kind of quiet. thor 2 I don't remember a thing about.

akm, Monday, 1 February 2016 06:36 (eight years ago) link

the wormhole action scene was the only interesting part of Thor 2

even Hiddlestone's bits (although he did his best) were kind of rubbish

Number None, Monday, 1 February 2016 07:42 (eight years ago) link

I think people's tolerance of Antman may be directly linked to their tolerance of Paul Rudd writing his own dialogue.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 1 February 2016 11:35 (eight years ago) link

I like them all but Cap 2 and Iron Man 3 were top of the heap for me. And I love all of the shows. I know I can come off as Mr. 'rah-rah, Marvel can do no wrong!' but it's instructive to remember that the MCU came on a wave of mostly total bullshit Marvel movies (which has clearly not quite abated yet), stuff that just about had me swearing off Marvel movies altogether. Even the lesser MCU efforts are pretty solid in comparison.

Chortles And Guffaws (Old Lunch), Monday, 1 February 2016 13:20 (eight years ago) link

And I mean are people even watching Agent Carter anymore? That show is so good.

Chortles And Guffaws (Old Lunch), Monday, 1 February 2016 13:21 (eight years ago) link

Yeah, I'm watching it, it's pretty much the best thing to have come out of the whole Marvel movie/TV franchise, though Jessica Jones was almost as good. I think the Marvel TV series in general are more interesting than the movies at this point, the lower budget means they don't have to be as crowd-pleasing as the movies, which allows for a more unique approach... Even if they both touch some feminist theme, AC and JJ couldn't be further apart when it comes to style (noir vs. sunlight) and feel (gritty and serious vs. light-hearted adventure).

Tuomas, Monday, 1 February 2016 13:33 (eight years ago) link

yeah, i've been watching agent carter too and it's been really good - hayley atwell is obviously great, but the scripts seem sharper and funnier for the second season too

Butt here is always time for the John Mayer Trio or Sting. (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 1 February 2016 14:20 (eight years ago) link

I was burned by SHIELD so have trouble to committing to severally MCU TV series. Too much to watch as it is, especially since what I have seen so far ties so tenuously to the greater MCU narrative. Plus as discussed earlier and elsewhere, their hands are kind of tied, because they have to save major story lines and special appearances for the films, not the TV shows.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 1 February 2016 14:44 (eight years ago) link

I've watched Daredevil and Jessica Jones - the former is moderately entertaining, the latter extremely entertaining.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Monday, 1 February 2016 14:47 (eight years ago) link

Agent Carter, Daredevil, and Jessica Jones are all short seasons that are pretty new-viewer friendly and don't require much commitment, and they're all great. SHIELD has only gotten better as it's gone on but demands more time + patience and heavily ties in with the events of at least Cap 2 but has also gotten very good at being its own thing but haters gonna hate so that ship has sailed for lots of people who will probably never know what they're missing (at least until the Inhumans become a thing in the movies and everyone feels compelled to see what they've been sleeping on).

Chortles And Guffaws (Old Lunch), Monday, 1 February 2016 15:01 (eight years ago) link

Agent Carter is my favorite show on tv, hands down

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 1 February 2016 19:10 (eight years ago) link

yeah i've only seen a couple of episodes of shield, one was the pilot which was eh and the other one was pretty good and had adrianne palicki looking hot as fuck as mockingbird. i might eventually check it out but everytime i think about i think 'actually i should watch alias instead' and then i end up watching basketball instead. agent carter i enjoyed; nothing too special but very solid entertainment (similar to the first cap movie). hayley atwell is something else as well. love the netflix marvel shows so far, the criticisms i've heard are fair enough for sure but w/ the exception of gotg and maybe winter soldier i've enjoyed the netflix shows more than any of the movies.

balls, Monday, 1 February 2016 23:01 (eight years ago) link

VG, talk me into giving Agent Carter another shot! I watched the first couple eps and got bored and wandered away...

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 04:05 (eight years ago) link

It's soooooo marvellous

Rewatch Cap 1, with a mind for watching Peggy. Lock in on her steely resolve & excellent choice of lipstick shade, and go from there.

Peggy is like a mega-detective & spy & vigilante. full of spirit & pluck, ingenuity & she can kick all the asses without any help at all. Jarvis is a fun foil to her boldness, and while it takes awhile for the agency guys to not be lame dorks, Sousa turns into a pretty good stick towards the end of S1

And Howard Stark is delightfully rakish :)

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 05:55 (eight years ago) link

IT

IS

THE BEST

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 05:56 (eight years ago) link

just let go of all the marvel shoegaze serious business of agents of shield/daredevil/jessica jones ... agent carter is light & airy & fun

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 05:57 (eight years ago) link

With a pretty steady body count, it's not the Mary Tyler Moore show.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 08:04 (eight years ago) link

dammit now I want a Mary Tyler Moore Show with a steady body count

its subtle brume (DJP), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 14:43 (eight years ago) link

lol apparently S1 is also not available on any ~legitimate~ streaming service

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 17:50 (eight years ago) link

;_;

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 17:52 (eight years ago) link

you could surely find it on the t0rrentz tho

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 17:53 (eight years ago) link

Well, you can buy the DVD/Blu-ray set, anyway. I mean, only from Amazon for some reason, but still.

Loving all of these barriers of entry into a medium that's nearing its death throes.

Chortles And Guffaws (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 17:54 (eight years ago) link

That's weird, season 1 and the new episodes of season 2 are on Netflix here.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 19:03 (eight years ago) link

It's on Hulu, no?

experience president sanders (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 19:21 (eight years ago) link

Hulu, ABC and ON DEMAND have the first three eps of S2 and ~clips~ of S1. Thanks guys!

XFINITY ON DEMAND had it until last week, but like i said the first two eps did not charm me and i wandered off

Amazon apparently has exclusive US rights and I with my Prime Video access I have the privilege of buying from for $2.99 per episode which haha yeah nope

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 20:02 (eight years ago) link

wtf how can one sentence get so mangled lol. I blame repeatedly going back to "fix" helpful corrections from grrr autocorrect

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 20:03 (eight years ago) link

I reeeeeeeeeeeally hope this 'Amazon exclusive!' shit bites everyone involved on the ass. It's one thing to have exclusive streaming rights but another altogether to have exclusive rights to every purchasable form of a particular work.

Chortles And Guffaws (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 20:12 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

How is that different from any action/sci-fi movie?

Tuomas, Wednesday, 17 February 2016 13:04 (eight years ago) link

Uh, so a thee-act structure?

Allen (etaeoe), Wednesday, 17 February 2016 13:18 (eight years ago) link

Feel like the last Avengers and Thor movies were waaaay more scattered than three acts, felt more comic book event series-paced

Nhex, Wednesday, 17 February 2016 16:46 (eight years ago) link

wow someone cracked the code

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 17 February 2016 17:42 (eight years ago) link

that creative writing 101 class is paying off

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 17 February 2016 17:46 (eight years ago) link

That diagram thing is ripped off of Dan Harmon's story cycle and it applies to most storytelling not just marvel stuff, there's a long article somewhere where he goes through it step by step which I found really illuminating. The marvel films are bad because they execute the formula in a way that feels joyless and perfunctory.

mozart, Wednesday, 17 February 2016 19:07 (eight years ago) link

Whatever you say, Mozart.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 17 February 2016 23:35 (eight years ago) link

Joseph Campbell came up with it. Dan Harmon's a hack

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 17 February 2016 23:58 (eight years ago) link

That graph is in fact taken directly from a Dan Harmon powerpoint. Note that it has exact page numbers for each event.

remove butt (abanana), Thursday, 18 February 2016 07:50 (eight years ago) link

Yeah, obviously it's based off Campbell's hero's journey. That picture is copied from Harmon's modified version rather than Campbell's original though.

mozart, Thursday, 18 February 2016 12:17 (eight years ago) link

More love for Agent Carter - it's been incredibly entertaining this season. Reminds me of all the super-fun genre shows of the early 00s.

Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 18 February 2016 13:18 (eight years ago) link

It's like Angel without the retroactively annoying Whedon-iness.

Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 18 February 2016 13:19 (eight years ago) link

Yeah, that's a pretty good comparison. It pulls off that neat Whedonesque trick of being fun and whimsical but also dark, and it has real characters that the audience cares about. Too bad Hayley Atwell apparently has another show in the pipeline.

maybe my clam is just more toxic (Old Lunch), Thursday, 18 February 2016 13:48 (eight years ago) link

With the low number of episodes per season for AC, it shouldn't be impossible for her to be in two different shows, though I guess American TV actors don't normally do that?

Tuomas, Thursday, 18 February 2016 14:04 (eight years ago) link

Eeesh, that new show sounds dreadful

Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 18 February 2016 16:18 (eight years ago) link

she could easily do both but agent carter's ratings are apparently much worse this season than last season (and they were pretty bad last season) and the head of abc got fired so it doesn't look likely to come back. it'd be awesome if netflix somehow resurrected it in their marvel fever but i don't think it really has a cult. a shame, as it's a really really fun show. i really can't figure out how more ppl wouldn't want to watch a show where you get to look at hayley atwell kicking ass and wearing great clothes.

balls, Saturday, 20 February 2016 05:47 (eight years ago) link

how about u wait for for it to be actually cancelled before u bust out the eulogy captain buzzkill

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 20 February 2016 05:56 (eight years ago) link

but yeah this season has been fantastic

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 20 February 2016 05:56 (eight years ago) link

is agent carter on netflix?

SCROTUS (stevie), Saturday, 20 February 2016 14:06 (eight years ago) link

It is in here at least, new episodes every week.

Tuomas, Saturday, 20 February 2016 22:15 (eight years ago) link

I agree with your entire statement, balls, but I'd even just say: i really can't figure out how more ppl wouldn't want to watch a show where you get to look at hayley atwell kicking ass and wearing great clothes.

maybe my clam is just more toxic (Old Lunch), Saturday, 20 February 2016 22:58 (eight years ago) link

fedoras leave a stink wherever they go now

Nhex, Saturday, 20 February 2016 23:12 (eight years ago) link

Lol "captain buzzkill".

Last two eps were terrific - the plot was actually exciting. Hayley Atwell gets a lot of the cred, which she deserves, natch, but the direction is pretty great too. Like, better than it needs to be for this sort of show.

Also enjoyed the reverse "you should smile more" and all those bits of business.

Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 21 February 2016 23:08 (eight years ago) link

i'm super into the way they keep elevating other female characters, like whitney frost is becoming more & more fascinating, and dottie underwood has been really dope the last 2 eps, and even when peggy convinces sousa to bring along the cute receptionist as a backup asskicker ... it's just all great

and i like the howard stark appearances because dominic whasisface is soooo great in that role ugh i love him

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 21 February 2016 23:48 (eight years ago) link

he's pretty entertaining but his american accent is fucking atrocious

Butt here is always time for the John Mayer Trio or Sting. (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 22 February 2016 12:03 (eight years ago) link

Interesting to see how he'll do in the Preacher TV adaptation, where his character is supposed to be as Texan as one gets. (At least if it's faithful to the comic.)

Tuomas, Monday, 22 February 2016 14:34 (eight years ago) link

He's a pretty limited actor but he's fun as Stark. Jarvis is fun too, which is super surprising as the same guy gave the worst performance in the history of TV on Broadchurch. Presumably not his fault - he's like a different actor here. The only guy letting the show down is the handsome blonde NY police dude who has no presence whatsoever.

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 23 February 2016 02:25 (eight years ago) link

Preacher is probably my most anticipated show this year. Really hoping they don't balls it up like they have with Lucifer

groovypanda, Tuesday, 23 February 2016 10:54 (eight years ago) link

I can't imagine any situation in which they make anything with more than a superficial resemblance. I mean preacher embodied with word of god, hitman girlfriend, profane Irish vampire, I can see just about making it, but inbred idiots descendants of Jesus, fragging, armadillo-buggering, not to mention the actual end of the plot.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 23 February 2016 11:20 (eight years ago) link

I read somewhere that Odin Quincanon is going to be one of the major villains of the series, a guy who if you remember turned up in probably the most boring Preacher storyline way way into the run.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Tuesday, 23 February 2016 11:25 (eight years ago) link

Yeah, there's no way a story that ends with the most blasphemous, anti-Christian way imaginable is gonna be adapted faithfully on American mainstream television, even in the 2010s.

(xpost)

Tuomas, Tuesday, 23 February 2016 11:32 (eight years ago) link

Oh dear, I hope not! The Quincannon dude and that whole arc was a perfect example of Ennis' worse tendencies. At least if they'd focus on the Good Ol' Boys and Jesse's grandma as the main villains, they might get some compelling stuff out of it without getting too extreme for television.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 23 February 2016 11:36 (eight years ago) link

This is probably the wrong thread for this, dunno if it's worth starting a Preacher TV adaptation thread?

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Tuesday, 23 February 2016 11:39 (eight years ago) link

Also, adapting the special where Cassidy meets the stereotypically Gothic vampire guy might provide some good laughs, though sadly since that comic was published that whole "lol vampires" theme has already become worn out, what with all the Twilight backlash.

(x-post)

Tuomas, Tuesday, 23 February 2016 11:39 (eight years ago) link

We had this thread over at ILC with some discussion on the series, I guess we can use it:

preacher: the movie

Tuomas, Tuesday, 23 February 2016 11:40 (eight years ago) link

Yeah, that can't be true, not only is the only good scene with him unfilmable, he is possibly literally the only villain with nothing to do with the big plot.

xp er, the comic is about vampires being worn out, it's a pisstake of Anne Rice.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 23 February 2016 11:53 (eight years ago) link

Lots of reports that Jackie Earle Haley has been cast as him.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Tuesday, 23 February 2016 12:01 (eight years ago) link

xp er, the comic is about vampires being worn out, it's a pisstake of Anne Rice.

Yes, but what I meant was that even parodying Anne Rice style vampires has become a cliche now, which it still wasn't when that comic came out in the 90s.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 23 February 2016 12:07 (eight years ago) link

Marvel has found its newest superhero: Game of Thrones actor Finn Jones has landed the coveted series lead in Iron Fist.

Jones, who plays Ser Loras Tyrell on the HBO hit, will take on the role of the martial arts master in the upcoming Netflix series, EW has learned.

Iron Fist is set to be the fourth Marvel and Netflix collaboration, following Daredevil, Jessica Jones, and the forthcoming Luke Cage. Scott Buck (Dexter) has been tapped as showrunner. Marvel plans to eventually unite all its heroes in a series called The Defenders.

Number None, Thursday, 25 February 2016 20:56 (eight years ago) link

hoping moon knight shows up somewhere

Taking dumps on a person's car is something children do (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 25 February 2016 21:30 (eight years ago) link

Civil War Lego have been shipped! :D

Allen (etaeoe), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 17:10 (eight years ago) link

So, sadly, the ratings for Agent Carter season 2 were apparently abysmal. Gee, I wonder if that had anything to do with the fact that anyone new to the show could only access the first season through Amazon and literally nowhere else on earth.

This is tangentially related, sure, but a ton of MCU people make appearances and this ratcheted my crush on Hayley Atwell up to the level of 'hardcore', so fukkit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wqmMuHP0vI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aV_nv83e0yY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dys2Mv45LKE

Telephone Meatballs (Old Lunch), Saturday, 5 March 2016 01:22 (eight years ago) link

adorbs

Nhex, Saturday, 5 March 2016 03:52 (eight years ago) link

she is so rad

i hope they dont cancel AC, it's seriously my favorite tv show

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 5 March 2016 03:58 (eight years ago) link

Both seasons of Agent Carter are available on Netflix in here, apparently the Amazon exclusive thing is only in the USA. I wonder whether season 2's international ratings on Netflix are as bad as on ABC? Because there might still be the chance it will come back as a Netflix exclusive, a la Arrested Development. Certainly it seems the writers were hoping for more seasons, since they ended it with a big cliffhanger, as well as some other unresolved plot threads.

Tuomas, Saturday, 5 March 2016 16:07 (eight years ago) link

That said, IMO the season two finale was a bit of a letdown, both the big bad and the larger conspiracy were defeated a bit too easily. But overall AC is still the best of the Marvel series, and better than most of the movies too. So I hope there'll be more!

Tuomas, Saturday, 5 March 2016 16:11 (eight years ago) link

Yeah, I was perhaps being uncharacteristically hyperbolic. The Amazon exclusivity is true in the US but that's apparently not the case everywhere. I own every single other MCU thing on DVD/BluRay (SHIELD season two was an exclusive, too, but was briefly discounted over the holidays) but I'm still waiting until the either the price or the exclusivity drops before buying the first season of Agent Carter. It was a dumb decision to make with fledgling series that have a limited fanbase.

Telephone Meatballs (Old Lunch), Saturday, 5 March 2016 16:25 (eight years ago) link

Just from my own vantage, I'm actually having trouble hanging on to all the threads. Multiple Netflix series, multiple network series, multiple platforms, set air dates vs. binge, but the movies in the mix - I think there is a practical threshold that I have hit. I was already happy to throw Agents of Shield under the bus, haven't had a chance to see a second of Agent Carter, never finished Daredevil and hope to watch Jessica Jones one of these days but am in no hurry.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 5 March 2016 16:44 (eight years ago) link

It's understandable. Thankfully, Marvel has catered both to the superfans by putting out loads of quality product and to the casual fans by making each discrete product stand pretty well on its own. And SHIELD is the only MCU thing thus far that requires any serious time commitment.

Telephone Meatballs (Old Lunch), Saturday, 5 March 2016 17:15 (eight years ago) link

quietly yay but will wait for official announce just in case

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 5 March 2016 20:20 (eight years ago) link

But overall AC is still the best of the Marvel series, and better than most of the movies too.

Tuomas otm here. Imo Agent Carter is the best thing to come out if the MCU.

i;m the worst poster e9er (Drugs A. Money), Saturday, 5 March 2016 20:46 (eight years ago) link

There was a brief moment in the rumor mill that Hayley Atwell wanted to play the Doctor, which I am totally in support of

Taking dumps on a person's car is something children do (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, 5 March 2016 22:08 (eight years ago) link

The Dubsmash thing of Atwell in the car with Stan Lee was v v cute.

Sad the series is over, really hope it gets renewed! I've liked some of the movies but this season was definite MCU highlight by miles.

Chuck_Tatum, Saturday, 5 March 2016 23:02 (eight years ago) link

From the trailers it looks a bit as if the Civil War all takes place in one car park.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 10:41 (eight years ago) link

Yeah the big faceoff in what appears to be an airport looks lame. I guess they'll justify it by saying they're minimizing civilian casualties or whatever

Number None, Wednesday, 16 March 2016 13:24 (eight years ago) link

I haven't seen Age of Ultron yet, but all the flying people in the trailer looked... wrong

Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 16 March 2016 17:03 (eight years ago) link

reminds me of how when marvel wanted a crossover event in the 80s, they looked at what little kids wanted, which turned out to be the word "secret" and heroes fighting each other.

remove butt (abanana), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 19:14 (eight years ago) link

and the word "wars"

remove butt (abanana), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 19:15 (eight years ago) link

And Spidey teaching all-powerful cosmic beings how to poop (although they had to save that for the sequel).

Horse Throat (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 19:29 (eight years ago) link

I haven't seen Age of Ultron yet, but all the flying people in the trailer looked... wrong

Why? All the character who fly there (Iron Man, War Machine, Falcon, The Vision) are canonically capable of flying, both in the comics and in the previous movies. The only exception is the Scarlet Witch, but if you look at the trailer she's not really flying but doing a telekinesis-powered jump, as Age of Ultron established she has telekinesis. (She doesn't have that in the comics, but I'm pretty sure her sorcery powers enable her to fly anyway.)

Tuomas, Wednesday, 16 March 2016 21:17 (eight years ago) link

Basically, the MCU version of Scarlet Witch is the Jean Grey they couldn't have, as her powers are telekinesis and telepathy (with a dose of some weird precog shit).

Tuomas, Wednesday, 16 March 2016 21:19 (eight years ago) link

I liked the first Secret Wars ... Lotta stuff happens. Sequel was awful.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 17 March 2016 00:33 (eight years ago) link

(xposts) Flying just looks weird in movies unless it's Christopher Reeve on a greenscreen

Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 17 March 2016 16:03 (eight years ago) link

Saw Deadpool yesterday which served its purpose, which was literally wasting time. I guess it was fine. But this morning, probably unrelated, I had the coolest thought: wouldn't it have been a neat stunt if they introduced Spider-Man in the new Captain America without revealing who the nobody actor was? Like, if they had cast him in secret, and only after the mask comes off at some point in this or a later film would we learn that this guy has been hanging around in the background of several other Marvel movies? It would have been an awesome way to play into the whole secret identity thing, and give us all a nice idea of what it would be like to be in a world with secret superheroes.

Anyway, that would have been my idea.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 18 March 2016 14:58 (eight years ago) link

It's kind of weird that Deadpool doesn't have its own thread, 75th biggest film of all time, biggest R-rated film ever. I get the impression that everyone who was aware of it up to a few weeks before its release had been thinking "Really? They're really going ahead with this?"

I'm amazed the film got made on a bunch of levels - gleeful rudeness, very aware script, Ryan Reynolds in a supersuit again. Does anyone know of a good "Behind the scenes" article?

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 18 March 2016 15:05 (eight years ago) link

I'm pretty sure he's been talking about it for years, leaking footage, spreading rumors. I wouldn't be surprised if there's some comprehensive making of that was part of its ingenious/ubiquitous marketing campaign.

It's weird that this is the movie that counts as pushing boundaries, because yeah, it's foul-mouthed, but almost all of those other Marvel movies are massively, innately violence. This is just the first with brain matter and amputations.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 18 March 2016 15:08 (eight years ago) link

Am dubious of the Deadpool movie as it seems like the apotheosis of the nastier aspects of current geek culture.

(That doesn't it preclude it from being a fun movie, I suppose. It looks better than that Batman clusterfuck, for example.)

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 18 March 2016 15:13 (eight years ago) link

I dunno, Dark Serious superheroes are sort of the apotheosis. Deadpool is clearly a goofy lark come to life, which is partly what made it enjoyable. It's sort of like a superhero movie if it was edited together from improvised put downs and pop culture references, which more or less works better than it sounds. Really, most of the movie is one long scene on a bridge, with a bunch of out of sequence flashbacks and a final fight sequence tying it together. There's not much there, so you just sort of go along with the babbling and fourth-wall breaking and irreverence. There are some funny jokes at the expense of real Marvel titles, too, like making fun of the X Mansion being underpopulated because Fox ran out of money, or not remembering if Prof X is Patrick Stewart of McAvoy because the time lines are so confusing. That sort of thing.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 18 March 2016 15:27 (eight years ago) link

Oh yeah that's the thing I forgot to mention - it is incredibly enjoyable, no eye-rolling (except if you consider the idea of a smart-mouth superhero inherently eye-rolling in which case this is not your movie), interesting structure, lots of deep and shallow gags.

Not sure which of the nastier aspects you mean - it's got three ass-kicking women if it helps?

The main boundary it's pushing (particularly for an X-Men movie) - there is no part that's po-faced.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 18 March 2016 15:28 (eight years ago) link

Lots of famous people referenced by name, and Green Lantern jokes, and ... everything is a joke, basically.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 18 March 2016 15:29 (eight years ago) link

And yeah, Colossus is there not as comic relief but as serious relief, because he is the only solemn, naggy, po-faced aspect.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 18 March 2016 15:30 (eight years ago) link

yeah i used to watch Robot Chicken like 10 years ago.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 18 March 2016 15:42 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xq0XNILIYTw

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 18 March 2016 16:37 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps6SBs112Io

includes gag of Professor X talking about the shortage of mutants

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 18 March 2016 16:40 (eight years ago) link

Well, if that is your standard, then I'd say yes, Deadpool is a lot better than that.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 18 March 2016 16:42 (eight years ago) link

yeah i used to watch Robot Chicken like 10 years ago.

do you mean "yeah I used to read Deadpool comics like 20 years ago"

glandular lansbury (sic), Saturday, 19 March 2016 00:11 (eight years ago) link

I won't hear a bad word about the Joe Kelly run.

Vernon Locke, Saturday, 19 March 2016 12:34 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Just finished the first season of Agent Carter (I know, I know) - great all the way through, but I kept getting a little distracted by the resemblance of Limpy McKnight to Ted Cruz.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 5 April 2016 11:21 (eight years ago) link

Maybe if you literally melted him.

So Alfre Woodard is playing a character in Civil War...and then apparently playing a completely different character in Luke Cage. Goddamn it, Marvel, you're supposed to do better than this.

I am very inteligent and dicipline boy (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 April 2016 15:58 (eight years ago) link

The number of people who care about that is about 1% of the people who care that Captain America was Johnny Storm (which is already quite small).

Though I did just learn that unmelted Ted Cruz played a cop in the Avengers.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 6 April 2016 16:38 (eight years ago) link

Dude should really change his name. 'Unmelted Ted Cruz' has so much more pizzazz than 'Enver Gjokaj'.

My Whole Existence Is Flan (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 April 2016 16:42 (eight years ago) link

A Cloak and Dagger show is being developed for ABC Family Freeform.

My Whole Existence Is Flan (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 April 2016 16:25 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

This is wholly speculative BUT: Marvel, who is notorious for doing a single print run of their collections and then letting them go out of print and then years later releasing that same material in a new and different configuration, has over the course of a very short period of time both reprinted the old TPB collections of Busiek's Thunderbolts and pushed out new trades that collect the previously uncollected remainder of Busiek's run. In recent years, they've mostly only done this with properties that had cinematic adaptations in the works (e.g. the recent and very quick reprinting of Priest's entire Black Panther run) sooooo I think something cinematic/televisual might be in the works with the Thunderbolts.

Peanut Duck (Old Lunch), Sunday, 8 May 2016 13:46 (eight years ago) link

Hmm, that's interesting... I guess the the Infinity War might provide a similar setup to what Onslaught did in the comics for Thunderbolts: all the major heroes are thought to be dead -> new team of superheroes steps in and everyone loves them -> secretly they're a bunch of previously established villains scheming to conquer the world. But for a movie/TV series to have the same effect as Busiek's Thunderbolts did, they'd have to use villains who've already appeared in the MCU, and I'm not sure if there are too many villains left alive they could use? I guess they could have Red Skull in place of Baron Zemo, his "death" in the first Cap movie was ambiguous enough to bring him back. (And even if Weaving doesn't want to play him again, as he has stated, it wouldn't be too difficult to put some other actor under the makeup.) And the villain from Ant-Man could be brought back the same way... But are there any others?

Of course the other option would be to adapt Thunderbolts vol. 2, and make it into a team of ex-supervillains forced to do the heroes' work... But then everyone would complain they're copying Suicide Squad, which the comic did indeed do.

Tuomas, Sunday, 8 May 2016 16:35 (eight years ago) link

The latter, contingent on SS success, seems likely

i believe that (s)he is sincere (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 13:25 (eight years ago) link

I guess so, but then it's kinda weird that they're reprinting the Busiek comics based on the former premise, not the vol. 2 stuff that was copying SS. Like, when the Guardians of the Galaxy movie was coming out, they reprinted the Abnett/Lanning comics the movie was mostly based on, not the original 70s GotG comics or that weird early 90s series by Jim Valentino, because they had little to do with the movie.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 13:35 (eight years ago) link

Though it could be that Marvel is just genuinely interested in reprinting Busiek's comics due to him still having lots of fans around, not for any movie/TV related reasons. His entire Avengers run was recently reprinted as two giant omnibuses too.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 13:39 (eight years ago) link

They actually did reprint all three eras of GotG around that same time.

Peanut Duck (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 13:42 (eight years ago) link

Though of course having the word "Avengers" on the cover made them easier to market than Thuderbolts anyway. (That's probably also the reason they added the "Hawkeye and..." bit into those Thunderbolts TPBs, even though they weren't originally called that.)

One of the best things about the movies making Avengers a household name is that a lot previously neglected Avengers comics have now been reprinted, or collected for the first time. For example, pretty much all of Roger Stern's run (except for his first handful of issues, but in those Stern was basically just tying loose ends from Jim Shooter's run that preceded it) is finally available as TPBs. Which is great, since it's still the best bunch of Avengers comics ever published, IMO.

Marvel even collected Steve Engelhart's entire West Coast Avengers run as two of those big omnibuses, though to be frank it didn't really warrant such special treatment, regular TPBs would've been fine. But at least it's now available for people like me who didn't have chance to read WCA back in the day, AFAIK this is the first time those issues have been reprinted.

(xpost)

Tuomas, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 13:48 (eight years ago) link

They did? Sorry about that then, I guess I missed those other reprints.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 13:50 (eight years ago) link

But still, doesn't look like they're reprinting the newer Thunderbolts issues (by Ellis etc.) now, the ones that are based on the SS premise...

Tuomas, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 13:53 (eight years ago) link

They did reprint the Ellis run in a single collection not too long ago. The only uncollected Thunderbolts at this point is the weird hinterland between the end of Busiek's run and when it was rebooted as New Thunderbolts.

Peanut Duck (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 14:08 (eight years ago) link

Isn't that exactly what's collected in these new trades? Busiek's run ends in the third of those old TPBs (with Nicieza following him) and it looks like the new "Hawkeye and the Thunderbolts" books will continue straight from that.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 14:35 (eight years ago) link

Oh, I didn't realize those Hawkeye trades were the start of Nicieza's run. At any rate, there's a big chunk that's still uncollected prior to New Thunderbolts but I guess they may keep going with this reprint series.

Peanut Duck (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 14:45 (eight years ago) link

That thing about Iron Man 3 not having a female villain because female action figures don't sell well enough. Has this been known for a while? I think I'm getting deja vu.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Wednesday, 18 May 2016 11:51 (seven years ago) link

I think it just came to light. But it's worth noting that that was a decision made by the infamous Isaac Perlmutter, who has subsequently been shut out of the Marvel Studios decision making process by Disney.

Peanut Duck (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 18 May 2016 12:37 (seven years ago) link

I don't think Marvel in general has managed to create that many strong female villains? The only sorta well-known Iron Man female villain I can think of is Madame Masque, and even she falls into the ages-old "the love of a good man turns you from evil to good" cliche. (They had a version of her in Agent Carter, but she was so different it was practically a new character.) And many of the other famous female villains, like the Echantress or Emma Frost, have similarly turned away from villainy.

My favourite Marvel female villain is Moonstone... I just love villains who are pragmatic and opportunistic instead of fanatic and grandiose, who know when to fold 'em, and when it makes more sense to side with the good guys. Taskmaster is another villain I like for the same reasons. I'd love to see either of them in the movies, but the problem is that the movies typically only use villains who want to rule the world or destroy it, not ones who just want a bit of money and power.

I guess they could use Moonstone in the Ms. Marvel movie, because she's sorta become her dark counterpart, but she probably wouldn't be the main villain.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 18 May 2016 13:22 (seven years ago) link

huh, I didn't know that Red Skull had a daughter:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sin_(Marvel_Comics)

i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Wednesday, 18 May 2016 13:54 (seven years ago) link

dc apparently doing a damage control tv show before marvel does
http://comicbook.com/dc/2016/05/16/dcs-powerless-trailer-screened-at-nbc-upfronts/

ulysses, Wednesday, 18 May 2016 14:49 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

hmm, hadn't thought of brie larson as captain marvel but i can see it working

Oscar Winner Brie Larson Is in Talks to Play Captain Marvel

benzarro ghazarri (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 2 June 2016 13:02 (seven years ago) link

yeah i'd thought katee sackoff in wildest dreams, emily blunt in plausible dreams. brie larson would totally work though.

balls, Thursday, 2 June 2016 18:53 (seven years ago) link

katee sackhoff would be great but i think the ugly truth is that she'll be pushing 40 by the time the captain marvel solo movie comes out and it's super-unlikely a studio would cast a woman her age in a leading role that could last another decade

it'll end up being someone mid-20s to early-30s because hollywood is horrible

benzarro ghazarri (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 2 June 2016 20:21 (seven years ago) link

not that I disagree with you in general, but has Katee Sackoff done anything BSG? Seems like fanboy fantasy casting

Number None, Thursday, 2 June 2016 20:33 (seven years ago) link

A cops-in-Wyoming series called Longmire, on A&E and then Netflix. My wife's a big fan.

pleas to Nietzsche (WilliamC), Thursday, 2 June 2016 20:41 (seven years ago) link

I'd actually love a 40-ish Captain Marvel — an Air Force colonel in her late 20s/early 30s seems a little Doogie Howserish.

pleas to Nietzsche (WilliamC), Thursday, 2 June 2016 20:43 (seven years ago) link

Not just a little. I think the youngest colonel in recent history is a battlefield commission at 33 or so. And the USAF doesn't really do battlefield commissions.

El Tomboto, Thursday, 2 June 2016 23:17 (seven years ago) link

yeah i thought brie might be too young but then remembered o right hollywood. sackhoff is on longmire which the two episodes i saw looked decent and she had a bout w/ cancer.

balls, Thursday, 2 June 2016 23:45 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

this looks potentially cool (+ Noah Hawley)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SZ3rMMYBLY

Number None, Sunday, 24 July 2016 11:03 (seven years ago) link

yeah, decent pedigree for sure - wonder if fox / marvel will branch out into more x-men-related stuff if this is a success? we could finally get that artie and leech show we've all been clamouring for for so long

trolled by a moist frog (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 24 July 2016 11:15 (seven years ago) link

also, brie larson cast as captain marvel!

trolled by a moist frog (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 24 July 2016 11:15 (seven years ago) link

oh, they're already branching out. Singer is exec-producing an unspecified X-Men show and there's one about The Hellfire Club in development also

Number None, Sunday, 24 July 2016 11:26 (seven years ago) link

My gut instinct for no reason beyond cynicism is to complain about the onslaught, but I still think this is a logical extension of comics themselves. Serialized, titles that go in and out of fashion, changing artists, changing "casts," crossovers, different visions for different titles, even big ups and downs in terms of quality, narratives, storylines, etc. At any given time there are how many Marvel comics titles on the shelves? Plenty. Makes perfect sense that the number of movies and TV shows should reflect it. I think it's kind of cool. And even if I haven't followed comics in years, I'd much rather this Marvel onslaught, in a way as much an extension/expansion of stories and titles as what goes on with the long running comics themselves, than lame reboots of blockbusters.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 24 July 2016 13:33 (seven years ago) link

when are we getting an X-Statix show is what I want to know

Number None, Sunday, 24 July 2016 14:07 (seven years ago) link

That Legion show look INCREDIBLE

http://porno (DJP), Monday, 25 July 2016 14:27 (seven years ago) link

Yeah i am sold too

i believe that (s)he is sincere (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 31 July 2016 14:52 (seven years ago) link

Hellfire Club show was nixed before it ever started development iirc.

Hard to get a sense of what that Legion show will be like from the preview but Hawley is a good move. I just finished reading Spurrier's X-Men Legacy run and was hoping they'd take a cue from that because it's really good but it looks pretty dissimilar.

(Neither of these things are MCU.)</nitpick>

Haven't seen Brie Larson in anything to my knowledge but I approve of this employment of post-Oscar cred.

a charisma-free shitlord (Old Lunch), Sunday, 31 July 2016 17:10 (seven years ago) link

four weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5PYZR30sG4

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 28 August 2016 20:20 (seven years ago) link

lol

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 28 August 2016 21:14 (seven years ago) link

He's definitely Nick Furry to me from here on out.

Frederik B, Sunday, 28 August 2016 21:22 (seven years ago) link

i'd def be down for a movie about butthurt, bored thor in the style of what we do in the shadows

i can pee through time (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 28 August 2016 22:22 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

some new Marvel ABC show is buying a bunch of casework + fume hoods from my company for one of their sets. stay tuned :p

Mordy, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 21:04 (seven years ago) link

Breaking Batroc?

I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 00:26 (seven years ago) link

black-ish panther

the devastation is very important to me (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 08:45 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

The first reviews of Doctor Strange are quite good, but several of them seem to be along the line of 'THIS ones really good, while all the other Marvel films are shite'. But I feel like I saw the same sentiment around films like Civil War and Guardians of the Galaxy, and probably others. It's like the whole series is in this weird place, where people like the new ones well enough when they see them, but looked back upon, or considered as a whole, the series has become unmanageable and tiring. #hottake.

Frederik B, Sunday, 23 October 2016 13:44 (seven years ago) link

Benedict Cumberbatch IS Doctor Strange.

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 23 October 2016 13:57 (seven years ago) link

Actually that was dumb of me, sorry about that.

I think that Doctor Strange and Guardians of the Galaxy _are_ sufficiently non-superheroic for that sentence to make sense without endangering the MCU - notably GotG hasn't been tied into either of the Avengers films since. I haven't seen anyone say that about Civil War - citation?

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 23 October 2016 14:06 (seven years ago) link

I think the MCU is replicating the effect of the published universe precisely — that feeling of thrillpower in the moment and then wondering what all the hoopla was about later. It's profitable as hell, as predictable and comforting and healthy as a plate of hot french fries.

aaaaaaaauuuuuuuuu (melting robot) (WilliamC), Sunday, 23 October 2016 14:42 (seven years ago) link

notably GotG hasn't been tied into either of the Avengers films since.

GotG explains what the Infinity Stones are and properly introduces Thanos as a major villain, both of which plot threads are followed in Age of Ultron. That's a pretty major tie-in! I mean, Thanos' whole role in GotG is totally superficial, unless you know he's being set up as the Big Bad of Avengers 3, and the whole franchise. If it was just a stand-alone movie, there's no reason for Thanos to be in it at all.

Tuomas, Sunday, 23 October 2016 17:33 (seven years ago) link

The Infinity Stones and Thanos are also pretty incidental to Age of Ultron!

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 24 October 2016 07:14 (seven years ago) link

The Mind Gem has heavy plot significance for both Avengers films

Nhex, Monday, 24 October 2016 07:33 (seven years ago) link

A Thing that does Stuff has heavy plot significance, that it's the Mind Stone is irrelevant.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 24 October 2016 08:09 (seven years ago) link

I didn't say those plot elements were super significant in AoU, I was just commenting on the claim that GotG "hasn't been tied" into the the Avengers films at all. GotG includes a whole extraneous character because of that tie-in. If it was truly a stand-alone movie, the Power Stone would be just a random super artifact with no exposition about there being six of them, Thanos wouldn't be in it at all (he has no plot significance except as a way of tying GotG to the rest of the franchise), and Gamorra and Nebula would've probably been written as Ronan's (foster) daughters.

Tuomas, Monday, 24 October 2016 08:47 (seven years ago) link

Watched Civil war last night - was satisfyingly like reading an old-school 12-issue limited series in one sitting.

Is that my hand, manatee? (stevie), Monday, 24 October 2016 09:27 (seven years ago) link

xp that's more GotG's problem though - their presence, such as it is, in AoU is the bonus material. If you'd never seen Guardians and then you watched Ultron, you'd have no idea you missed anything - which you can't say about any of the superhero movies.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 24 October 2016 09:48 (seven years ago) link

I feel like all of the movies worked relatively well as self-contained entities until Civil War. And that could probably be enjoyed on its own terms even if you didn't understand all of the relationships.

the most corrupt, deceitful, lying, caniving, treasonist, POS (Old Lunch), Monday, 24 October 2016 12:20 (seven years ago) link

wondering if that green medallion dr stange is wearing in all the promo materials is/contains an infinity gem

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 24 October 2016 17:34 (seven years ago) link

Surely that's the Eye of Agamotto? Though I guess they could change it from the comics so that it's also and Infinity Gem, like they did with the Cosmic Cube in the Cap movie.

Tuomas, Monday, 24 October 2016 19:15 (seven years ago) link

my dr strange background knowledge is super weak, but I just noticed that theres no green or orange infinity gem yet.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 24 October 2016 19:18 (seven years ago) link

Well the two Gems we still haven't seen are the Time and Soul Gem. Time Gem wouldn't really jibe with the Eye of Agamotto, but since it doesn't seem that likely Adam Warlock (the owner of the Soul Gem in the comics) will appear in the movies, I guess the Eye could contain the Soul Gem? IIRC, one of the Eye's powers in the comics is that it cuts through illusions and reveals your true self, which would fit that particular Gem.

Tuomas, Monday, 24 October 2016 20:07 (seven years ago) link

Never fear Tuomas, the infinity gem question is answered in extremely unsubtle fashion in the film

Number None, Tuesday, 25 October 2016 17:25 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Inhumans show coming next fall on ABC. Which is a more elegant solution than a movie at this point, I guess, given the fact that the Inhumans have been heavily featured throughout AoS's run.

i need microsoft installed on my desktop, can you help (Old Lunch), Thursday, 17 November 2016 02:53 (seven years ago) link

(Presumably this will feature the royal family et al but who knows, really.)

i need microsoft installed on my desktop, can you help (Old Lunch), Thursday, 17 November 2016 02:55 (seven years ago) link

ABC is growing its comic book empire with Marvel’s The Inhumans, a live-action drama slated to air on the network next fall.

The new, eight-episode series will explore the never-before-told epic adventure of Black Bolt and the royal family.

Number None, Thursday, 17 November 2016 07:33 (seven years ago) link

AoS circling the drain and heading for cancellation.

Horizontal Superman is invulnerable (aldo), Thursday, 17 November 2016 08:45 (seven years ago) link

which is a shame, cuz it's quietly grown into a pretty fun show

not all those who chunder are sloshed (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 17 November 2016 09:28 (seven years ago) link

I don't know, Ghost Rider feels like it's stuck in the wrong show - should have been part of the Netflix stable.

Horizontal Superman is invulnerable (aldo), Thursday, 17 November 2016 09:33 (seven years ago) link

i was skeptical about ghost rider but i think his introduction has taken the show in an interesting new direction

also his car is cool as fuck (and i'm not a car guy at all)

it's still weird to me tho that coulson, who was such a charismatic supporting character in the movies, has turned out to be the flattest, most boring chararacter on the show.

not all those who chunder are sloshed (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 17 November 2016 09:42 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, that's the weirdest bit - the show was essentially created to be the Phil Coulson Fun Times Spin Off Hour and Clark Gregg has basically been written out of his own show.

The programme was best when tied into the Cinematic Universe; it was limping along until the massive Winter Soldier tie in, and the way the reveal panned out on the TV show at the smae time the movie was in theatres was inspired. Then, when Inhumans was still a slated picture and Marvel were pushing them hard to avoid X-Men rights it threw its weight behind developing that concept so the movie audience would be ready for it. But now that's gone, it feels like a promo show rather than its own entity.

Ghost Rider was a great idea, has been brilliantly realised, and works perfectly for this plotline. But is the Darkhold really a SHIELD plotline? It'd be much better served in the Netflix universe.

Horizontal Superman is invulnerable (aldo), Thursday, 17 November 2016 09:52 (seven years ago) link

It also suffers badly from power escalation.

If you establish that Fitz and Simmons are such brilliant scientists that they can build/solve any threat with SCIENCE then where's the threat? (Hence bottle episodes like the Watchdogs using EMP.)

If people routinely die and come back to life - Coulson through Tahiti, Mei, Simmons (by default on alien planet), feel like it's happened to Mac, Hunter etc - then what are LMDs even for?

There's more but I feel like it's being picky.

Horizontal Superman is invulnerable (aldo), Thursday, 17 November 2016 09:59 (seven years ago) link

can't really argue with any of that - it's definitely flawed but i'm still getting something out of it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

i think the main problem with coulson is clark gregg, honestly - while he was great in short doses in the movies he doesn't seem to be able to inject much depth into the character, despite having a fair number of scenes where he had the opportunity to do so

not all those who chunder are sloshed (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 17 November 2016 10:26 (seven years ago) link

Don't get me wrong, I'm enjoying it more than e.g. Arrow but I won't really miss it when it's gone.

I also don't care about Daisy at all.

Horizontal Superman is invulnerable (aldo), Thursday, 17 November 2016 10:28 (seven years ago) link

Every Frame a Painting takes on the music of the MCU, temp music, and the lack of risk-taking by blockbuster composers:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vfqkvwW2fs

and this section is called boner (Phil D.), Monday, 28 November 2016 00:06 (seven years ago) link

From the Rogue One thread where this all came up for some reason:

I think that the MCU look was calculated so that people would talk about the characters and the stories and the action, and that every review wouldn't spend a bunch of time discussing how distracting the look was. The characters are all heavily saturated primary colors, doing outlandish things all the time. Remember that the first Iron Man movie was a huge gamble and the way the MCU has panned out only really felt like a "sure thing" after Joss Whedon actually managed to not fuck up the first Avengers movie. Intentionally conservative color calibration and muted contrast makes sense to me in that context.

― El Tomboto, Tuesday, November 29, 2016 4:20 PM (0 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

So too with the bland scores. Nowadays when the whole MCU enterprise seems like a sure thing, these choices seem like missed opportunities, but it wasn't that long ago it was all one or two bad decisions away from collapsing.

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 29 November 2016 21:32 (seven years ago) link

I turned that off when it became clear that that dude could not, in fact, sing any music from Star Wars.

yes I'm a dick

¶ (DJP), Tuesday, 29 November 2016 21:44 (seven years ago) link

good video Phil

Nhex, Friday, 2 December 2016 10:14 (seven years ago) link

There's a good response video that basically says, "Temp tracking has been going on since the inception of sound film, the real problem is The Buggles." (Kind of.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcXsH88XlKM

and this section is called boner (Phil D.), Friday, 2 December 2016 13:06 (seven years ago) link

He's blaming Hans Zimmer and computer software. Some of his points seem right (particularly the early/90's trends of making orchestra hits and percussion that software was better at creating) but much of it I'm leaning away from (comparing Star Wars' genre pastiche overture to the blatant copying of temp tracking is a bit of a stretch).

Nhex, Saturday, 3 December 2016 04:44 (seven years ago) link

That's a great piece. I think his key point is that texture has superseded melody - so today's unoriginality isn't as hummable as the unoriginality of yesteryear. I think a lot of modern scores are still quite memorable, but certainly not anything you'd whistle.

El Tomboto, Saturday, 3 December 2016 05:22 (seven years ago) link

That I'll agree with

Nhex, Saturday, 3 December 2016 05:26 (seven years ago) link

And the fact that the director and the studio get to fiddle with the score as it's being built has got to be a disaster for catchy, interesting tunes. Imagine coming up with a brilliant fanfare and being told it has to be cut off before it resolves, because reasons. Better to not bother.

El Tomboto, Saturday, 3 December 2016 05:33 (seven years ago) link

I can't think of any movie score with tunes I could hum since LOTR probably.

chap, Saturday, 3 December 2016 13:28 (seven years ago) link

Harry Potter theme?

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 3 December 2016 13:30 (seven years ago) link

pirates of the caribbean?

trump le monde (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 3 December 2016 13:54 (seven years ago) link

Anyway, I liked that video essay but not entirely sure I agree with much of it. If I knew a bit more about classical music I would I guess suggest that a lot of contemporary scores draw from the discord and dissonance of 20th century+ composers and less more traditionally melodic composers. Which is another way of saying that that film essay is sort of the "rockism" argument applied to film - modern film composing is less legit because it's been spliced and edited and reorganized with fake instruments/computers (and of course the issue of originality has already been conceded).

All I know is that for all his infractions, Zimmer's scores for "The Thin Red Line" and "Interstellar" are among my faves of recent decades. If wikipedia is to be believed, Zimmer recorded six hours of music for the former at the request of Malick before filming began, which is sort of how Morricone worked (works?); Leone would edit his films to the music, which is the opposite of how Zimmer and the directors seem to be working in that clip. Maybe flipping things around like that helps?

Would have loved to hear a comparison of Zimmer and Elfman, who obviously came to their work from very similar backgrounds.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 3 December 2016 13:55 (seven years ago) link

Harry Potter theme?

Contemporanous to LOTR I'd say.

pirates of the caribbean?

No idea how the theme goes but have only seen the first two films once each.

chap, Saturday, 3 December 2016 16:50 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

miles morales confirmed as the lead in miller and lord's animated spider-man movie!

i don't watch lamestream porn (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 19 January 2017 10:15 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

Logan was actually way better than I expected. Enjoyed it more than any of the marvel movies I've seen.

Kind of like the Unforgiven of superhero movies (not completely, but that general kind of vibe is there)

silverfish, Tuesday, 7 March 2017 14:16 (seven years ago) link

not MCU! but yeah, i liked it.

Nhex, Tuesday, 7 March 2017 20:06 (seven years ago) link

I know it's not MCU, but there's no "Rolling X-Men Cinematic Universe thread (+ a poll: Classic or Dud?)" thread and I didn't feel like starting a new thread just for this.

Anyway, yeah, this was good. Actually felt like there was something at stake, unlike the Marvel movies, where I never really cared that much how things actually turned out.

silverfish, Tuesday, 7 March 2017 20:20 (seven years ago) link

can't even believe u guys are talking about Logan in the MCU thread, like saying Kickers Inc. took place on earth-616, so embarrassed for u right now

(Got A) Key In My Peehole (From Peeing Through a Keyhole) (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 7 March 2017 20:57 (seven years ago) link

is there a Logan thread? search is down and I couldn't find one by googling

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 7 March 2017 21:21 (seven years ago) link

I did search for one earlier but couldn't find one either. That's why I decided to ruin this thread.

silverfish, Tuesday, 7 March 2017 21:25 (seven years ago) link

I think it was being discussed in the "which of these franchises are you looking forward to least" thread.

MCU docket for this year = Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2, Spiderman: Homecoming, and Thor: Ragnarok?

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 8 March 2017 07:53 (seven years ago) link

maybe bump the The Wolverine thread?

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 8 March 2017 08:14 (seven years ago) link

Hard for me to remember them all at this point, but I think Logan might be the best comic book movie yet. At the very least, it really captures what I remember from reading a lot of those X-Men Comics as a kid, the violence, the desperation, the apocalyptic dread.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 9 March 2017 18:28 (seven years ago) link

Haven't been compelled to see the previous Wolverine joints but y'all are swaying me.

The twin snake of violence and sex is more like a sick wolf. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 9 March 2017 18:32 (seven years ago) link

I hated this movie

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Thursday, 9 March 2017 18:35 (seven years ago) link

way too long, reveled in its violence while trying to convey Its Toll, half-asses the dystopia stuff *and* the western angle, lazy expository dialogue, monotonous fight scenes, general unearned air of self-seriousnessness

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Thursday, 9 March 2017 18:37 (seven years ago) link

What with all the dystopic possible futures from the comics, is the Old Man Logan future a possible one or the canon future? I don't know why it matters to me, other than as a kid, I remember the Days of Future Past was THE future, and the X-Men tension was trying to change it while events (Rachel Summers, Ahab, Nimrod) kept occurring to bring it about.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Thursday, 9 March 2017 18:49 (seven years ago) link

Xpost Huh. Hated?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 9 March 2017 18:59 (seven years ago) link

I thought all the things you complained about were done just about right. It's a small scale, insular end of the a road movie.As for the violence? Come on.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 9 March 2017 19:02 (seven years ago) link

xxpost There have been approximately 3,962 depictions of possible Marvel Universe futures since Days of Future Past happened.

The twin snake of violence and sex is more like a sick wolf. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 9 March 2017 19:07 (seven years ago) link

And that's if you mean the movie!

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 9 March 2017 20:15 (seven years ago) link

It's a small scale, insular end of the a road movie.

it also half assed being "small scale" by never fucking ending

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Thursday, 9 March 2017 20:23 (seven years ago) link

WTF are you talking about, it ended exactly when it should have ended.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 9 March 2017 20:58 (seven years ago) link

I really thought the climax was going to be at the house, little did I know we had another 40 minutes ft. the worst child actors ever still to go (the main girl was v good tho)

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Thursday, 9 March 2017 21:01 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, the kids were not alright. But Jackman, and Stewart were career best.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 9 March 2017 21:04 (seven years ago) link

Is this possibly the first kid actors you've seen, Simon?

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 9 March 2017 23:18 (seven years ago) link

the last wolverine movie was really great too. haven't seen Logan yet, very much want to.

akm, Friday, 10 March 2017 22:45 (seven years ago) link

the last wolverine movie was terrible idk what you saw

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Saturday, 11 March 2017 16:35 (seven years ago) link

I'm talking about the Wolverine and not XMen Origins: Wolverine.

akm, Saturday, 11 March 2017 17:18 (seven years ago) link

I know. it was awful and set a very low bar but credit where credit is due imho this is the first Mangold joint that actually hits what it's aiming for

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Saturday, 11 March 2017 21:17 (seven years ago) link

i thought The Wolverine was pretty serviceable, maybe even good! Logan is definitely better though

Nhex, Saturday, 11 March 2017 21:18 (seven years ago) link

So Sony are working on Venom and Black Cat & Silver Sable movies

they just won't learn will they

Number None, Thursday, 23 March 2017 07:22 (seven years ago) link

Ha, such bottom of the barrel characters - except venom I guess, but how on earth is he going to carry a movie?

chap, Thursday, 23 March 2017 08:47 (seven years ago) link

way too long, reveled in its violence while trying to convey Its Toll, half-asses the dystopia stuff *and* the western angle, lazy expository dialogue, monotonous fight scenes, general unearned air of self-seriousnessness

― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Thursday, 9 March 2017 18:37 (two weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

100%

The reviews that state that "this isn't just a great superhero movie, it's a great movie" or w/e are totally incorrect.

Even for a superhero movie, this was shit.

The night before all about day (darraghmac), Thursday, 23 March 2017 09:17 (seven years ago) link

I wouldn't call this a great movie, but it was very good for a superhero movie I thought. I actually had some sort of emotional attachment to the characters, which doesn't really happen with superhero movies typically.

silverfish, Thursday, 23 March 2017 14:36 (seven years ago) link

have we already pedantically told y'all to take it to the dang Wolverine thread because the X-Men stuff is emphatically NOT part of the MCU I mean come on

Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Thursday, 23 March 2017 15:09 (seven years ago) link

can we get a ruling on just wtf the sony spiderverse is for now? is it temporarily in the MCU until they spin off these movies with characters nobody cares about mentioned upthread?

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 23 March 2017 16:58 (seven years ago) link

pretty sure marvel studios' plan is to use spider-man as much as possible in their movies and otherwise just point and laugh at sony's ever-more-desperate attempts to pull together aunt may vs willie lumpkin or whatever

physicist and christian lambert dolphin (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 23 March 2017 17:02 (seven years ago) link

it's the only laugh they can get considering Fox will those movie rights forevuh

Nhex, Thursday, 23 March 2017 18:34 (seven years ago) link

I don't know if I saw it anywhere on the board but they just announced this week that the long-delayed and cancelled and uncancelled Venom movie will totally and for sure be released next year. Which is never gonna happen, but I admire the chutzpah.

My guess is that Sony will still keep feebly flushing money down the toilet developing projects for all of the tertiary Spidey-related characters they have rights to and that will never actually become anything ever until they finally make the logical step of selling the film rights back to Marvel for a spine-telescopingly enormous mountain of money.

Ambling Shambling Man (Old Lunch), Thursday, 23 March 2017 19:20 (seven years ago) link

Amy Pascal will probably get a cut of it as part of her most excellent golden parachute she got because of the hacking fiasco

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 23 March 2017 19:40 (seven years ago) link

i still wonder what deal with the devil she made to make that happen

Nhex, Thursday, 23 March 2017 19:42 (seven years ago) link

I think she got hooked up because someone had to go down because of the hacking, in spite of the fact that she made the studio a fuckton of money. So the golden parachute was her going away present.

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 23 March 2017 19:43 (seven years ago) link

Do Fox get to make movie merchandise, or is that all run by Marvel?

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 24 March 2017 01:35 (seven years ago) link

Doctor Strange is a very good looking nothing-burger of a movie

Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Monday, 27 March 2017 15:17 (seven years ago) link

Rachel McAdams as Christine Palmer was the most memorable character, I think. Certainly the only one I actually sort of cared about, and they didn't even bother to put her in any peril other than having an astral punch-up sort of knock some things around. They somehow got Mads Mikkelsen to be a terrible, boring villain who strides so purposefully everywhere he goes it's like an inside joke we're not in on.

Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Monday, 27 March 2017 15:40 (seven years ago) link

So I guess this week they confirmed that the long-mentioned Cloak & Dagger has been picked up for a 10-episode series (on ABC Family Freeform) alongside a 10-episode order for New Warriors (featuring Squirrel Girl) AND there's also apparently a Runaways series in development at Hulu. While I hope they aren't diluting the brand too much, this is a direction I support wholeheartedly.

The Godzilla/Globetrotters Adventure Hour (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 April 2017 12:41 (seven years ago) link

When are we getting an animated Power Pack show on Disney XD

Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Thursday, 6 April 2017 12:43 (seven years ago) link

If it was stylized to look like Bogdanove's art, I'd be down 1000%.

The Godzilla/Globetrotters Adventure Hour (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 April 2017 12:51 (seven years ago) link

It's spelled 'Brigman'

the rockists' red glare (Drugs A. Money), Sunday, 9 April 2017 04:53 (seven years ago) link

Also this is dope news

the rockists' red glare (Drugs A. Money), Sunday, 9 April 2017 04:53 (seven years ago) link

Although Marvel seems to be widening the relational gulf between their movies and their TV projects, I guess this would still be the place to post the Cloak & Dagger trailer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5hrFVQiGyk

It's a little weird that Dabney Coleman is seemingly uninvolved, but I'll take it nonetheless.

Lipbra Geraldoman (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 19 April 2017 23:32 (seven years ago) link

six months pass...

BREAKING: 21st Century Fox has been holding talks to sell most of the company to Disney, sources say. https://t.co/JRf6Ly3hs6

— CNBC (@CNBC) November 6, 2017

Number None, Monday, 6 November 2017 21:51 (six years ago) link

oh I guess Bloomberg are saying the deal is dead now

Number None, Monday, 6 November 2017 21:54 (six years ago) link

so much for Dr Doom getting a proper treatment

cosmic brain dildo (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 6 November 2017 23:48 (six years ago) link

Marvel did such a great job with the leased Spider-Man and Wolverine movies, I wouldn't give up hope.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 6 November 2017 23:52 (six years ago) link

Homecoming was pretty good. I didn't think Logan was a Marvel Studios production?

cosmic brain dildo (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 7 November 2017 00:00 (six years ago) link

It wasn't

Number None, Tuesday, 7 November 2017 00:04 (six years ago) link

Haha, that's totally right. Man, Logan might be the only of all the Marvel movies I want to see again.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 7 November 2017 00:31 (six years ago) link

Logan was much better than I anticipated. Stewart really made the movie.

cosmic brain dildo (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 7 November 2017 00:37 (six years ago) link

I thought Logan was loathsome, self-consciously grim & gritty trash

a really dispiriting movie

Number None, Tuesday, 7 November 2017 00:44 (six years ago) link

It was overly bloody but I don't think it was trash

cosmic brain dildo (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 7 November 2017 00:54 (six years ago) link

I find the lack of blood in the MCU, while understandable, more disturbing and dispiriting than the more explicit stuff I saw in Logan. So many people bloodlessly impaled in the new Thor. These movies are non-stop violence, minus the bloody horror. Kind of perverse. Whether the violence had anything to do with the emotional punch of Logan, I dunno. But it did a better job of showing the cost of a life of violence than Iron Man and Captain America punching each other.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 7 November 2017 01:01 (six years ago) link

The new Thor is pretty much a comedy so I'm not surprised by the minimal blood. Also, PG-13 vs R.

Nhex, Tuesday, 7 November 2017 01:44 (six years ago) link

I feel like if you are watching a Marvel or DC movie expecting to see the cost of a life of violence, you are in the wrong movie.

the Hannah Montana of the Korean War (DJP), Tuesday, 7 November 2017 03:36 (six years ago) link

incorrect. you could sit through Man of Steel and Batman v Superman.

cosmic brain dildo (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 7 November 2017 04:06 (six years ago) link

I don't expect to see that stuff, because these are movies for kids, first and foremost. It's just something I've thought about, and certainly something that helps me pinpoint why all these movies about doomsday or the end of the world or mass extinction events initiated by arch villains or killer robots just feel like such low stakes stories. (It doesn't help that there have been so many of these, more good than bad, imo). I definitely don't want them to go the gloomy DC route, and they're not going to go that way (although if the Thanos plot plays out anywhere close to what's expected over the course of a two part epic ... ). I grew up reading these stories (though not close to the extent of some of you) and I do recall lots of pathos and violence and threats and darkness in a way that drove the story. In these films all those things are sort of sanitized in an almost surreal way. It's not unique to these movies by any stretch, of course. But when a major character in this movie picks up a pair of machine guns and just starts shooting, I must admit that for the first time in a long time, innocuous though the scene may have been even in the context of a movie this fun, it made me a little queasy in the context of current events.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 7 November 2017 04:24 (six years ago) link

That's a scene directly from the source material, though.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 7 November 2017 09:13 (six years ago) link

I dunno if glossing over the effects of violence is that bad because most culture that does focus on the immediate physical effects of violence ends up stylizing those effects, making them part of the draw, in a way that is I'd guess even more damaging.

Of course those movies don't tend to show a realistic portrait of the physical and psychological effects of violence either, because those are horrible and nobody wants to think about them in an action movie.

Not saying this means the issue has no solution but it does seem an uphill battle.

Daniel_Rf, Tuesday, 7 November 2017 09:37 (six years ago) link

This might be o/t but since at least 9/11 I've had lots of trouble not being taken out of the moment by these superhero movies where entire metropolises are levelled by supervillains/heroes as some kind of collateral damage. Like, human beings presumably lived or worked in those buildings. I know The Avengers series (and, to a less convincing and more ham-fisted degree) the recent Superman movies have engaged with this somehow, but, still.

"Taste's very strange!" (stevie), Tuesday, 7 November 2017 13:29 (six years ago) link

My takeaway from a lifetime of reading superhero comics is that the answer to "what if superheroes existed in real life?" can only ever be "it would be terrifying and horrible"; some books made that point well, a whole bunch more used it as an excuse for reveling in sadism, but in the end the only way to stay a fan of the genre is to just leave that question be, I think. Which is not to say everyone can or should have to do that.

Daniel_Rf, Tuesday, 7 November 2017 13:34 (six years ago) link

I disagree (though of course ymmv). I think many of the best comics stories - like movies, or books, or TV shows in any violent genre - have addressed the moral/ethical/philosophical quandaries of violence, and that from the start is partly what has earned comics respect, though especially in the more modern graphic novel era. But I think that stuff has to be suppressed on a more mainstream level, or at least seriously counterbalanced, by more innocuous stuff, or (as it is often termed) "cartoon violence" or "comic book violence," a distinction that robs the violence of its real world implications, like a frying pan to the face or hundreds of faceless stormtroopers being decimated with lasers. Vs. buildings and cities being destroyed. Obviously the movies gravitate toward the latter, for the sake of spectacle, but take the new Thor. Without question, the world destroying stuff is much less compelling and entertaining than Thor and Hulk hitting each other. The flip side might be the TV Daredevil/Jones/Luke Cage world, which is as grim as anything in the real world, and seems to be by far the bloodiest, most sadistic and (to me) most disturbingly violent approach the MCU has explored yet. Daredevil was the first MCU property I had to warn parents away from.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 7 November 2017 14:35 (six years ago) link

Oh my goodness, yes, keep yr kids away from the Netflix series (ironically the most easily-accessible of the lot), particularly the two seasons of Daredevil. Kingpin and the Punisher wreak some gruesome havoc.

Your welcome. (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 7 November 2017 15:06 (six years ago) link

I think there's plenty of ethical/moral/philosophical questions that are routinely tackled in the superhero genre, but they do not incide on violence itself as much as questions of power and responsibility (as Spidey would have it); heroes failing to save someone, loved ones being put in danger, etc. This feels to me fundamentally different from what, say, a crime novel or a revenge movie have to say about violence, because the actual dynamics of violence are never truly examined. Watchmen and Dark Knight Returns aside (and really it's arguable to what extent the latter truly critiques violence), I feel like most attempts to do so in the modern era have failed, turned incoherent or, as I said above, used the question as a hook to then wallow in violence w/o actually having anything to say on the subject. I think Marvel has taken a concious decision to move away from that kind of project in its comics of the last decade or so, and the MCU follows suit.

Daniel_Rf, Tuesday, 7 November 2017 15:38 (six years ago) link

I'm just saying, if you want a comic book movie that functions as a mediation on the ramifications of living a life a violence, you are likely to be more interested in A History of Violence than you are Thor: Ragnarok; as D_Rf says, violence in the MCU is a tool used to create scenarios that explore other themes and is rendered the way it is partially to appeal to a wider audience and partially to not distract the viewer from the story that is being presented.

the Hannah Montana of the Korean War (DJP), Tuesday, 7 November 2017 15:45 (six years ago) link

(I haven't seen Logan yet but, given the character, it makes sense to delve into the ramifications of a violent life with a character whose existence is driven by berserker rage and the ability to shrug off near-fatal injuries and what happens when that character's healing abilities falter.)

the Hannah Montana of the Korean War (DJP), Tuesday, 7 November 2017 15:47 (six years ago) link

Logan is explicitly about violence (not unlike, say, a movie like Unforgiven, or The Searchers), and may be in my estimation the best and most emotionally resonant of all these movies. Like I said, maybe that's just a coincidence. And I'm not saying I want that from all or even most MCU movies, just saying that it at least partly explains why all these movies are starting to feel like running in place to me. Seemingly indestructible beings somehow overcoming other seemingly indestructible beings with minimal repercussions. And I stand by my observation that given the only thing distinguishing the sadistic violence in these movies from their R equivalents is actual blood, the results are pretty surreal. As if a lifeless corpse impaled on a giant spear is less disturbing minus the dripping blood. I'm not a prig, I just think they want it both ways (per the maximum profit maxim), but if they're going to be hyper-violent anyway they might as well better explore those themes. I'm not saying this would make them superior entertainments, but it might make them better movies, ones worth watching more than once.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 7 November 2017 16:57 (six years ago) link

(I haven't seen Thor: Ragnarok yet, either)

the Hannah Montana of the Korean War (DJP), Tuesday, 7 November 2017 18:42 (six years ago) link

it's a lot funnier than Logan

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 7 November 2017 19:24 (six years ago) link

This doesn't surprise me!

the Hannah Montana of the Korean War (DJP), Tuesday, 7 November 2017 19:24 (six years ago) link

I'm just saying, if you want a comic book movie that functions as a mediation on the ramifications of living a life a violence, you are likely to be more interested in A History of Violence than you are Thor
The irony of this is, while the movie actually does meditate somewhat thoughtfully on this, the original source material does not at all and is much more gruesome and awful! Or maybe not ironic, but a sad example.

Nhex, Tuesday, 7 November 2017 22:50 (six years ago) link

Haha in fairness, I haven't seen or read that either.

Hi dere, I am DJP and today I will talk out of my ass about movies I haven't seen yet.

the Hannah Montana of the Korean War (DJP), Tuesday, 7 November 2017 22:53 (six years ago) link

i like all the MCU stuff - and the CW DC shows for that matter - when they create the look, tone and feel of the superhero comics of yore. It's pretty simple but when they're as fun as the stuff I grew up reading, it's more or less all I'm in it for. To that end the Cap movies and the Flash show have been pretty great for this. I started strong on DD and the Netflix stuff but I kind of waded through the second series of DD, never finished Luke Cage, and put up with 1 ep of the Defenders.

cosmic brain dildo (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 7 November 2017 23:01 (six years ago) link

Logan annoyed me as an X-Men movie, because it was like “yeah yeah yeah superheroes but what if he’s just REAL sad”

Granted, the last few X Men movies havent been great (or any of them) & the shift in tone was a nice change. But imo Logan felt like a movie made by ppl who could give a shit about mutants etc. Like the Star Trek remakes: JJ’s like “ehh science fiction schmience fiction, let’s just make it look cool”

My point being that Logan’s an outlier (ugh i hate that word but i cant think of a replacement), with good reason.

I watch superhero movies ~because~ they’re superhero movies ie fantastical &/or heightened reality & non-bloody violence without a lot of real world consequence ... if i wanted NOT that then that’s what other movies are for.
I don’t *want* blood and consequences! I want the bad guys to get kapowed into space & the good guys to do the kapowing.

It’s like trying to make Cap’n Crunch cereal healthy. The whole reason it exists is that isn’t.

idk. pvmic i guess?

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 7 November 2017 23:02 (six years ago) link

I feel like we're in this for the same reasons.
What made the first X-men movie so satisfying (in retrospect, not to say good) was that when Cyclops shot a beam it sent Sabretooth FLYING - just as I had seen Byrne and others draw countless times.

cosmic brain dildo (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 7 November 2017 23:06 (six years ago) link

Logan annoyed me as an X-Men movie, because it was like “yeah yeah yeah superheroes but what if he’s just REAL sad”

Hope you're strapped in for the next X-Men movie (New Mutants) which looks like 'yeah yeah yeah superheroes but what if it's horror instead of superheroes'

Bernard Crunderdunder (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 7 November 2017 23:10 (six years ago) link

it also looks like some extremely shoddy straight to video horseshit

Number None, Tuesday, 7 November 2017 23:13 (six years ago) link

It looks like Stranger X-Things

"Taste's very strange!" (stevie), Tuesday, 7 November 2017 23:16 (six years ago) link

Logan reminded me of a lot of the comics I read as a kid, with the protagonist isolated, hiding and persecuted.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 7 November 2017 23:21 (six years ago) link

Hope you're strapped in for the next X-Men movie (New Mutants) which looks like 'yeah yeah yeah superheroes but what if it's horror instead of superheroes'

It'll still be better than the Gifted (I know, I know, tv, but...) which is 'yeah yeah yeah Tomorrow People bombed but what if it's X-Men instead of obscure 70s british show'.

Thomas Gabriel Fischer does not endorse (aldo), Wednesday, 8 November 2017 10:52 (six years ago) link

The difficulty, made even harder by Logan being so well received, is to stop Logan being like Watchmen/DKR/B:Year1/Longbow Hunters and ushering in the Dark Age of comics movies.

When people start muttering "superhero movies aren't just for kids any more!" it's the end.

Thomas Gabriel Fischer does not endorse (aldo), Wednesday, 8 November 2017 10:59 (six years ago) link

Logan's only the fourth most successful X-Men film though, with Deadpool on the top - I'm totally behind a Profane Age.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 8 November 2017 11:03 (six years ago) link

New Mutants looks badass aside from the change to Cecilia Reyes

the Hannah Montana of the Korean War (DJP), Wednesday, 8 November 2017 12:40 (six years ago) link

The difficulty, made even harder by Logan being so well received, is to stop Logan being like Watchmen/DKR/B:Year1/Longbow Hunters and ushering in the Dark Age of comics movies.

The Dark Knight came out a decade ago!

Number None, Wednesday, 8 November 2017 12:42 (six years ago) link

I was uncertain about New Mutants until I read that it's apparently adapting the Demon Bear storyline and now I'm like 'yes, please'. Plus a lot of the casting seems really solid.

Bernard Crunderdunder (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 8 November 2017 12:55 (six years ago) link

the demon bear part is what makes me most worried tbh - the risk of creating a horrendously stereotypical portrayal of native americans seems v high

with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 8 November 2017 13:06 (six years ago) link

Hopefully the film will feature the characters of Tom Corsi and Sharon Friedlander and set your mind at ease.

They did at least cast a Native American actress as Dani Moonstar. That's a promising sign.

Bernard Crunderdunder (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 8 November 2017 13:54 (six years ago) link

Some of you might remember a screenwriter explaining why one of his blockbuster films was so awful. He said when the budget gets so high, there tends to be a demand for some apocalyptic threat. That's a big part of the problem.
They should lower the stakes, surely it can be fun without massive destruction and disasters?

Robert Adam Gilmour, Wednesday, 8 November 2017 16:40 (six years ago) link

Spider-Man Homecoming was perhaps my favourite MCU film to date, and the climax of that only involved one large thing falling out of the sky. Heading in the right direction.

chap, Wednesday, 8 November 2017 16:52 (six years ago) link

Civil War was good in this respect as well- the whole movie was predicated on fallout from the previous flick’s apocalyptic crisis.

cosmic brain dildo (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 8 November 2017 16:56 (six years ago) link

the low-key climax of iron man 3, where tony uses his suit's repulsor beam to gently blast a trapped kitten from a tree, was a real turning point in this regard

with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 8 November 2017 16:59 (six years ago) link

xpost Yeah, Civil War was like an extended fight on a runway. I think they might've like fucked up the surrounding grass a bit but the landscaping crew was able to turn it around in an afternoon.

Bernard Crunderdunder (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 8 November 2017 17:00 (six years ago) link

Looking forward to the Avengers' cumulative four-hour strongly-worded debate with Thanos. He's gonna be sweating all over his notecards by the end.

Bernard Crunderdunder (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 8 November 2017 17:02 (six years ago) link

There'll be two movies of build-up to the confrontation with Thanos and all the Avengers are shitting themselves, then Hulk's going to give him a little punch and he'll fall over straight away and Tony Stark will be like "Haha, that was easy!" and Cap'll be "Yeah, we should've got that out the way ages ago!" and they'll go to the pub.

chap, Wednesday, 8 November 2017 17:31 (six years ago) link

Thanos learns the hard way via his first direct violent encounter that he's a hemophiliac.

Bernard Crunderdunder (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 8 November 2017 17:37 (six years ago) link

'No, no, seriously, guys, hold up. I think I need to go to the hospital.'

Bernard Crunderdunder (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 8 November 2017 17:38 (six years ago) link

In the case of Wolverine I think it's hard to avoid violence. It was insulting to children in the 90s cartoon for him to keep attacking people only for him to miss each time, unless he was cutting their weapons, vehicles or robots. Children do think about the dangerous things their entertainment is only allowed to flirt with.
I don't see them doing a screen Wolverine where he never tries to cut anyone.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Wednesday, 8 November 2017 17:44 (six years ago) link

I don't see them doing a screen Wolverine where he never tries to cut anyone.

― Robert Adam Gilmour, Wednesday, November 8, 2017

THE WOLVERINE is pretty hilariously bloodless

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 8 November 2017 20:14 (six years ago) link

"Ant-man" was praised for being "low stakes," with no apocalyptic ending. It was also, as they say in the biz, "utterly forgettable." RedLetter dudes noted that new Thor would have been great as just an alien space gladiator film.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 8 November 2017 20:38 (six years ago) link

Ant-Man was great and did well, what more would you want from it? Also a character that the mainstream public is generally totally unaware of.
Agreed that Ragnarok didn't need the high stakes at all to be fun

Nhex, Wednesday, 8 November 2017 22:29 (six years ago) link

new Thor would have been great as just an alien space gladiator film.

Oh yeah, whacky Kirby space bits were much better than dull old Asgard.

chap, Wednesday, 8 November 2017 22:59 (six years ago) link

I thought the handful of Ant-Man in Civil War was better than all of Ant-Man the movie, which really suffered from the villain problem.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 8 November 2017 22:59 (six years ago) link

it felt like they really wanted to make a Planet Hulk movie but were hedging their bets (or couldn't cos of the rights snafu with Universal)

Number None, Wednesday, 8 November 2017 23:01 (six years ago) link

do they license Hulk?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 8 November 2017 23:02 (six years ago) link

I believe Universal still own the distribution (but not production) rights to any solo Hulk movie

Number None, Wednesday, 8 November 2017 23:03 (six years ago) link

two months pass...

Don't know how this news passed us by: Marvel is finally giving Black Widow her own movie. I guess since Wonder Woman proved that (gasp) superhero movies starring women aren't necessarily box office poison?

Senior Soft-Serve Tech at the Froyo Arroyo (Old Lunch), Saturday, 27 January 2018 13:45 (six years ago) link

"Box Office Poison!" would make a good promo blurb for it

Josefa, Saturday, 27 January 2018 15:55 (six years ago) link

... by the writer of Olaf’s Frozen Adventure.

rb (soda), Saturday, 27 January 2018 15:57 (six years ago) link

meantime there's Red Sparrow

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Saturday, 27 January 2018 16:03 (six years ago) link

The Captain Marvel movie is really more interesting imo

Also a bigger risk - the Black Widow movie has felt like a no-brainer for a while

El Tomboto, Saturday, 27 January 2018 17:30 (six years ago) link

I mean

Quirky indie actress in the lead
Quirky indie director duo
Weird IP that most people have only heard of because of a totally (ok they’re both women) different character with the same name
Set in the 1990s (before the Avengers Initiative)
Samuel Jackson cameo (with both eyes intact)

Captain Marvel is going to be weird

El Tomboto, Saturday, 27 January 2018 17:38 (six years ago) link

Oh and also Ben Mendelsohn might be playing a skrull

El Tomboto, Saturday, 27 January 2018 17:48 (six years ago) link

They still need to introduce Adam Warlock, right? Having teased his arrival a couple of times? I wonder how confusing that will be, given Vision's introduction was pretty confusing. Or maybe Warlock will have nothing to do with this movie version Infinity War? Since I doubt movie Thanos will be wooing Death.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 14:20 (six years ago) link

I'd lay even money that Warlock will have made an appearance by the time the third GotG movie rolls around.

I'm very active in the pegasus community (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 14:36 (six years ago) link

I wanna know when Moondragon and Quasar are gonna show up (although they've complicated things with the former by turning Drax into an alien).

I'm very active in the pegasus community (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 14:38 (six years ago) link

Since I doubt movie Thanos will be wooing Death.


almost certain thanos will be horny for hela in the mcu

i gotta be a gazpacho man (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 16:09 (six years ago) link

adam warlock’s birth pod shows up in the mid-credits sequence in gotg2 - i suspect he might show up deus ex machine style in infinity war

i gotta be a gazpacho man (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 16:12 (six years ago) link

hella horny 4 hela

Haribo Hancock (sic), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 20:20 (six years ago) link

Frankly shocked that a shot of Adam Warlock's birth pod slipped by the censors.

I'm very active in the pegasus community (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 20:22 (six years ago) link

"Let's celebrate us!"

https://d23.com/celebrate-10-years-of-the-mcu-with-this-class-photo-of-more-than-80-marvel-actors-and-filmmakers/?share_token=b215372b7f

https://cdn.d23.com/cdn2015/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/780w-463h_020818_MCU-10-year-anniversary-1.jpg

A mission of that scale would require a lot of very special people, but luckily for Marvel, they have a whole team of Super Heroes with them. Those who assembled included Robert Downey Jr., Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, Mark Ruffalo, Scarlett Johansson, Paul Rudd, Benedict Cumberbatch, Chris Pratt, Chadwick Boseman, Brie Larson, Jeremy Renner, Tom Holland, Sean Gunn, Hannah John-Kamen, Zoe Saldana, Angela Bassett, Jon Favreau, Gwyneth Paltrow, Kurt Russell, Danai Gurira, William Hurt, Karen Gillan, Emily VanCamp, Tessa Thompson, Don Cheadle, Dave Bautista, Michael Peña, Anthony Mackie, Evangeline Lilly, Elizabeth Olsen, Paul Bettany, Frank Grillo, Letitia Wright, Laurence Fishburne, Linda Cardellini, Sebastian Stan, Ty Simpkins, Michael Douglas, Michelle Pfeiffer, Hayley Atwell, Pom Klementieff, Benedict Wong, Michael Rooker, Vin Diesel, Cobie Smulders, Samuel L. Jackson, and Jeff Goldblum. Whew! If any super villain had decided to cause trouble right then in Atlanta, they would have been in big trouble.

Joining the super team of Marvel actors were filmmakers from the past 10 years of the MCU, including Kevin Feige, Louis D’Esposito, Victoria Alonso, Stan Lee, Scott Derrickson, Trinh Tran, Alan Taylor, Brad Winderbaum, Louis Letterier, Jon Watts, Sarah Finn, James Gunn, Joe Russo, Anthony Russo, Joss Whedon, David Grant, Mitchell Bell, Anna Boden, Ryan Fleck, Jeffrey Ford, Peyton Reed, Jonathan Schwartz, Stephen Broussard, Ryan Coogler, Jeremy Latcham, Nate Moore, Christopher Markus, Stephen McFeely, Taika Waititi, Erik Carroll, Ryan Meinerding, and Craig Kyle.

"And Edgar Wright! Wait hang on."

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 8 February 2018 20:00 (six years ago) link

Full high res version here

https://cdn.d23.com/cdn2015/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/MCU_Class_Photo_w5.0_Webres.jpg

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 8 February 2018 20:02 (six years ago) link

Quirky indie actress in the lead

she's a conventionally hot Best Actress winner whose last movie was Kong: Skull Island

Quirky indie director duo

most of their directors come from TV. no one cares.

Weird IP that most people have only heard of because of a totally (ok they’re both women) different character with the same name

Ant-Man was a weirder proposition - again, no one cares. Plus, "fun" music cue potential

Set in the 1990s (before the Avengers Initiative)

they've done this before

Samuel Jackson cameo (with both eyes intact)

no one cares as long as they get their fanboy jollies

Captain Marvel is going to be weird

no

Simon H., Thursday, 8 February 2018 20:08 (six years ago) link

Take your fisking to the appropriate thread please

El Tomboto, Thursday, 8 February 2018 20:16 (six years ago) link

Co-starring Simon H. as Buzzkill!

I'm very active in the pegasus community (Old Lunch), Thursday, 8 February 2018 20:18 (six years ago) link

Buzzkill? Wet Blanket? I think they're both up for grabs.

I'm very active in the pegasus community (Old Lunch), Thursday, 8 February 2018 20:18 (six years ago) link

woops, the music cue remark was meant for the period setting bit. anyway, have fun yall

Simon H., Thursday, 8 February 2018 20:23 (six years ago) link

Pssh, can't even kill a buzz properly.

I'm very active in the pegasus community (Old Lunch), Thursday, 8 February 2018 20:26 (six years ago) link

I tease because I love, but you don't see us charging into a thread about some Norwegian experimental film about people eating bread and rolling our eyes about the fact that the bread isn't even pre-sliced and yeah right, like anyone would eat bread without a heaping dollop of Jif.

I'm very active in the pegasus community (Old Lunch), Thursday, 8 February 2018 20:39 (six years ago) link

I normally wouldn't bother cause fuck the blockbuster-industrial complex but Tombot's claims were too blatantly wrong to just let em sit there

Simon H., Thursday, 8 February 2018 20:50 (six years ago) link

Yeah I don’t get it. Please remove “or dud” if no clowning is allowed on these threads

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 8 February 2018 20:55 (six years ago) link

Anyway re that big ol photo, this is the buddy movie I want now:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DVipsLkVoAEcf2B.jpg:large

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 8 February 2018 20:57 (six years ago) link

No clowning allowed in this thread. I am very serious and I WILL not repeat myself. Is that understood?

VERY serious.

I'm very active in the pegasus community (Old Lunch), Thursday, 8 February 2018 21:05 (six years ago) link

VERRRRRRY serious.

I'm very active in the pegasus community (Old Lunch), Thursday, 8 February 2018 21:05 (six years ago) link

no one doesn't care as much or as loudly as Simon H

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Thursday, 8 February 2018 22:28 (six years ago) link

Certainly the latter.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 8 February 2018 22:29 (six years ago) link

(That's a joke, he's not loud, and lots of us don't care, but still post)

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 8 February 2018 22:30 (six years ago) link

oh no, I care, insomuch as I would much prefer the MCU not exist

Simon H., Thursday, 8 February 2018 23:13 (six years ago) link

but I earnestly swear to leave you nerds alone for, let's say, 5 months.

Simon H., Thursday, 8 February 2018 23:16 (six years ago) link

Thank u for deferring our swirlies until it's a little warmer, sir.

I'm very active in the pegasus community (Old Lunch), Thursday, 8 February 2018 23:30 (six years ago) link

Man, the MCU is by far the best franchise that exists at the moment. The one to take down is all that Star Wars bullshit.

Frederik B, Friday, 9 February 2018 00:06 (six years ago) link

Meanwhile in the DCEU

https://io9.gizmodo.com/warner-bros-wants-michael-bay-to-make-a-lobo-movie-1822852448

(Carry on.)

Ned Raggett, Friday, 9 February 2018 00:06 (six years ago) link

Frederik B otm.

im looking forward to Black Panther. i've had a good time w every Marvel movie so far, even the forgettable ones. it is good on them to have been able to maintain such a high level of quality across so many films.

other studios do not seem confident in their material, hence all the lamp-shading, all the hyping, all the fascistic consumer propaganda & iconography. we have the constant re-iteration of how important the iconography is. DC/SW films are about collecting action figures. Marvel movies are more in the vein of Big Trouble in Little China.

last Marvel film i saw was GOTG2 at a drive in (it rained through the bit where they were flying in spacepods, which was kind of cool actually) and it was so much fun. the first one is great too. i think the two GOTG movies are worth the entire mess of it and are so far the best of the bunch. GOTG1/2 probably better than any Star Wars since ROTJ.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 9 February 2018 02:30 (six years ago) link

three months pass...

I, too, like it.

El Tomboto, Saturday, 12 May 2018 19:43 (six years ago) link

Yeah there was word about that going around the other day, if not these screenwriter specifics. Presumption is that with the Inhumans having been botched they're switching over to this.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 16 May 2018 00:45 (five years ago) link

Just work out the X-Men ffs

albvivertine, Wednesday, 16 May 2018 01:05 (five years ago) link

The poop is that they may already be making plans for X-characters, in much the same way that they apparently charged headlong into Civil War before the Spidey deal had been finalized.

Honestly, in 2-4 years, I think the right X-adjacent ensemble storyline to adapt is going to be New Mutants / Alpha Flight style - what do you do when you’re just A superhero, not THE superhero?

I’d much prefer that over spending another dime on watching Wolverine or one of his GMO offspring get turned into pasta and then turn back into a person

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 16 May 2018 04:03 (five years ago) link

I mean Warlock is a PERFECT way to step up the Groot game. Get H. Jon Benjamin and a vocoder and get it done.

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 16 May 2018 04:07 (five years ago) link

Samantha Bee as Sasquatch

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 16 May 2018 04:16 (five years ago) link

I'd crack up if we got an Alpha Flight movie. Just watch, someone is pitching a series to CBS All Access or some other online network right now

New Mutants is coming out this summer! (with Dark Phoenix... Again? in the fall)

Nhex, Wednesday, 16 May 2018 04:40 (five years ago) link

And I think Warlock is in the New Mutants movie? Young me is very excited, old me is dubious.

i for one support this proposal

So when do @MarvelStudios want me @mindykaling @kumailn to get started on the MsMarvel screenplay ?

— Riz Ahmed (@rizmc) May 16, 2018


Riz! I am obsessed with this comic book, I’ve read them all. I love Kamala Khan. https://t.co/f3PevhfUzv

— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) May 16, 2018

and i am not alone

I may have fainted. 😍 https://t.co/OJd8MuOt4R

— G. (@GWillowWilson) May 16, 2018


🧐 https://t.co/s90muO5aH5

— sana amanat (@MiniB622) May 16, 2018

martin short's interiors (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 17 May 2018 11:36 (five years ago) link

Ugh, how about Kumail Nanjiani alone? Mindy Kaling is so tonally wrong.

rb (soda), Thursday, 17 May 2018 14:27 (five years ago) link

yeah, what would mindy kaling have to bring to a funny and tender story about growing up as a young asian-american woman

martin short's interiors (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 17 May 2018 14:33 (five years ago) link

Ms. Marvel was the first comics I've read in a decade or more and I was delighted to discover it's as wonderful as its rep.

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 17 May 2018 16:46 (five years ago) link

yeah, what would mindy kaling have to bring to a funny and tender story about growing up as a young asian-american woman


Good inference. Clearly I was referring to her racial identity in the post above.

rb (soda), Thursday, 17 May 2018 17:06 (five years ago) link

Saw 98% of Deadpool 2 today (had to slip out a hair early). It's been a while since I saw a totally plotless movie, but there we go. Obviously wildly indulgent but also sort of surprisingly boring, which both add up to (generously) about 1/10 gags being amusing/funny, which I suppose was to be expected.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 20:07 (five years ago) link

not MCU

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 20:40 (five years ago) link

but also... that's Deadpool! I thought it was worth it for the

character redacted
theme song gag alone, but different strokes for different folks

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 20:41 (five years ago) link

xpost I guess Deadpool is in Fox mutant MCU?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 21:34 (five years ago) link

Fox's Marvel movies are not an MCU, how dare u

I really like the acting, dialogue and especially the scenes (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 21:40 (five years ago) link

But he mentions Thanos!

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 21:47 (five years ago) link

nothing in Deadpool should be taken remotely seriously re:canon

Nhex, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 22:10 (five years ago) link

It should be taken deadly seriously. Silently, but deadly.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 22:13 (five years ago) link

Comedian Scott Adsit is a recurring character/SHIELD agent in the Deadpool comic, if this tells you anything.

I really like the acting, dialogue and especially the scenes (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 22:31 (five years ago) link

but he died in Brubaker and Phillips' Criminal

we used to get our kicks reading surfing MAGAzines (sic), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 22:42 (five years ago) link

haw!

Nhex, Thursday, 31 May 2018 01:07 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

Welp, it's official: X-Men & FF coming to the MCU.

(And yeah, that whole thing where one massive media company has become even more massive and all of the probably not-great implications of that, blah blah.)

Things To Do For Dinner When You're Dad (Old Lunch), Friday, 27 July 2018 16:55 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

Day three of the Ethan Hawke/LOGAN wars, as I wonder what we, as a society, have done to deserve this.

— Vadim Rizov (@vrizov) August 27, 2018

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 27 August 2018 14:37 (five years ago) link

I had not heard of this - there’s a good article about it here:

http://www.pajiba.com/film_reviews/what-ethan-hawke-really-said-about-superhero-movies-was-lost-on-twitter.php

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 28 August 2018 07:10 (five years ago) link

that doesn't really change the context or meaning of what he said though
not that i want to die on the hill of LOGAN (though it was great!) but yeah, it is weird to hear that coming from a guy who's done a lot of successful genre stuff

Nhex, Tuesday, 28 August 2018 07:28 (five years ago) link

Guys. I'm clearly a huge fan and champion of good superhero movies. Huge. Unabashed. They are not great cinema.

Blag Blingeeborp (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 10:25 (five years ago) link

logan was under the impression it was a great movie and it was not a good movie, not of any genre

flaneur brayin (darraghmac), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 10:40 (five years ago) link

dude claiming hawke was unwoke because superhero movies help people escape capitalism then namechecking wes anderson as a revered art cinema icon probably the peak of this

devvvine, Tuesday, 28 August 2018 10:41 (five years ago) link

even before the 'then'

flaneur brayin (darraghmac), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 10:44 (five years ago) link

also great was people responding 'actually he didn't wear tights in logan'

devvvine, Tuesday, 28 August 2018 10:49 (five years ago) link

Railing against superhero movies is like railing against oligarchy or bacon. The normies always win

imago, Tuesday, 28 August 2018 12:12 (five years ago) link

(my own dense, hypocritical and not entirely serious take)

imago, Tuesday, 28 August 2018 12:13 (five years ago) link

logan was under the impression it was a great movie and it was not a good movie, not of any genre

extremely otm

Number None, Tuesday, 28 August 2018 12:50 (five years ago) link

logan was not good, no, but i thought patrick stewart was fantastic in it, especially given what the script gave him to work with

my dream is to never be a champion (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 13:26 (five years ago) link

^^ cosign - love him more than ever after watching

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 13:27 (five years ago) link

eh, i just think pitting shitty mainstream movies against "great art" films is a foolish, close-minded position to take the older i get. those Marvel dollars were never gonna fund another Agnes Varda film, know what i mean?

Nhex, Tuesday, 28 August 2018 19:32 (five years ago) link

yeah this is 2 different things. It's a false argument. I can enjoy a lot of different kinds of art at a lot of different levels. I appreciate the attempt to make the Marvel stuff as high quality as they do. It makes them much more fun to watch.

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 19:43 (five years ago) link

agreed

flaneur brayin (darraghmac), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 20:13 (five years ago) link

However, there is less commercial room than ever for adult-targeted films -- nowhere near as arty as Varda's -- while the pajamas-wearing bodybuilder shit dominates every year's b.o. Sorry, not "same as it ever was."

weird to hear that coming from a guy who's done a lot of successful genre stuff

Perhaps, but at least that Valerian thing was weird enough to be not especially successful.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 16:33 (five years ago) link

The mortal enemy you'll want to direct your ire to goes by the name of Kevin Feige, Morbs. Once that dude moves on to other projects or retires to whatever island he buys, you will see a gaggle of clueless also-rans bumblefuck their way toward the slow dissolution of the superhero genre's steely grip on the box office. Like, they'll still rake in the dough but more on the level of the previous century's offerings (adjusted for inflation, natch).

Just eat a hamburger, it'll hit the spot. (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 17:00 (five years ago) link

morbs must have some elaborate pajamas is what i’m taking away from this thread

my dream is to never be a champion (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 17:07 (five years ago) link

However, there is less commercial room than ever for adult-targeted films

this is a fair and reasonable point.

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 17:31 (five years ago) link

lol no it's not

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 18:58 (five years ago) link

yeah don't see that at all as someone who has gorged on as many theatrical films as possible during this Year of Moviepass (RIP)
there's less middle of the road crap that ISN'T superheroes... well, actually even that's not true

Nhex, Wednesday, 29 August 2018 19:01 (five years ago) link

idk I get that less "adult targeted films" get made by the big studios because the superhero stuff is where the money is. it doesn't seem so off the mark. but i hardly ever go see anything that isn't the stuff of which the Dr. appears to disapprove. end of my discussion is there's room in this viewer's brain for a lot of different kinds of movies that do all kinds of different things to it, and comparing them doesn't tell you much about them

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 19:05 (five years ago) link

blame HBO and Netflix...
blame THE SOPRANOS, BREAKING BAD and, i dunno, RECTIFIED...
blame the new consumption models that let smaller features (like eh, let's say CAPTAIN FANTASTIC) to actually find distribution and audiences outside of the art houses...

popcorn halls are for popcorn pictures. I for one do not mourn the absence of RABBIT HOLE from my recliner-equipped multiplex, and to imagine that if Marvel would simply stop making movies that people of all ages enjoy the floodgates would open for quality grownup storytelling ignores the evidence of dunno fkn WILD HOGS or TRANSFORMERS 6 or whatever.

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 19:16 (five years ago) link

a fair and reasonable point

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 19:17 (five years ago) link

However, there is less commercial room than ever for adult-targeted films

this is a fair and reasonable point.

lol no it's not

Yes and no. Films are cheaper to make than ever, and the barrier to make a film and get it thrown into, say, Netflix US listings is much lower than older forms of mass distribution. But it's absolutely, 100% true that the "middle budget" films (of the type Alexander Payne, PT Anderson, Todd Haynes etc) are getting funded less and less. There may have been a slight uptick recently due to the influx of streaming production cash but we're definitely a far cry from the era when "adult-minded" dramas routinely populated the top 10/20/30 grossers of a particular year.

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 19:24 (five years ago) link

"ethan hawke/logan wars"??????? film twitter is hell

princess of hell (BradNelson), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 19:29 (five years ago) link

tbf all twitter is a garbage sewer

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 19:35 (five years ago) link

Today’s adult-adults (25-40) generally watch movies at home unless there’s a minimum of 10 cameras and 15 server farms involved, in which case they might buy a ticket if they heard it was real good.

There’s just a lot of other things to do! Movies are no longer the pre-eminent time waster - just like ballgames aren’t either. Hey look what I can do with my phone look see this I’m oh wait hang on typing

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 29 August 2018 19:35 (five years ago) link

In a world where wars are sparked by poor reading comprehension

Just eat a hamburger, it'll hit the spot. (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 19:36 (five years ago) link

...one celebrity with an opinion about a movie can stoke the bad faith of twitter dorks into a frothing nerdgasm.

Just eat a hamburger, it'll hit the spot. (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 19:39 (five years ago) link

been avoiding the whole thing. I don't take Ethan Hawke especially seriously to begin with but it doesn't sound like he said anything especially controversial.

LOGAN is a good test case though. It's not MCU, it has a couple of moments and Patrick Stewart but it's mostly crap, and hey, the rest of Mangold's more adult-targeted "serious" work is also mostly crap!

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 21:19 (five years ago) link

idk I get that less "adult targeted films" get made by the big studios because the superhero stuff is where the money is. it doesn't seem so off the mark. but i hardly ever go see anything that isn't the stuff of which the Dr. appears to disapprove. end of my discussion is there's room in this viewer's brain for a lot of different kinds of movies that do all kinds of different things to it, and comparing them doesn't tell you much about them

― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, August 29, 2018 3:05 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I get that one person can like a diversity of films, sure, I do. I truly enjoyed some MCU films and seen almost all Bresson films. However if you live outside a major metropolitan area, one that cannot sustain having a selection of art houses cinema or the presence of decent film festivals, well you probably know how hard it is to get to see some films. I'm lucky here in Montreal because we get to see a wider selection of french film but virtue of the language but boy it's a hunt still.

I won't say anything new to anyone on this thread but basically, the distribution game is rigged and has been rigged for a long time. While I'm not asking for the good ole CanCon documentary I produced to be in 2000 theaters across the continent, more antitrust laws like preventing blockbuying would give us a bit of that breathing room we need to live of our profession. So when those super hero movies are shitty, like Fantastic Four, and they are busts but still cover 5% of the screen time in the entirety of Quebec for 3 weeks and my friends and I have to scrap some sessions at the art house who is forever on the verge of closing down then yeah, I'm mad at the very existence of some of these films. I fully stand by Hawke's idea that when you get to make big movie at least put some love in it and abide by a standard of quality to ensure the film will be good. I haven't seen Logan so I can't vouch for it, but surely you can think of another shitty blockbuster, or another superhero blockbuster that can replace it.

Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 29 August 2018 21:38 (five years ago) link

another fair and reasonable point

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 22:26 (five years ago) link

Remember when Ethan Hawke "wrote" a novel?

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 23:50 (five years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Marvel has apparently secured studio space in the UK and rumors are bubbling up that a Captain Britain movie may be underway. Which I find potentially very exciting (particularly if it might lead to an Excalibur film down the road). Less exciting are the rumors that it is to be helmed by Guy Ritchie. Hmm.

I Don't Have Any Ears, I Am Positive (Old Lunch), Friday, 21 September 2018 12:18 (five years ago) link

Like this idea, which strangely had never occurred to me before, could (in the right hands) be my most favored MCU project yet. The Moore and Delano runs on Captain Britain and then up through the end of Davis's solo run on Excalibur are some of my favorite comics ever.

I Don't Have Any Ears, I Am Positive (Old Lunch), Friday, 21 September 2018 12:27 (five years ago) link

I re-watched Spider-Man: Homecoming last night (second time seeing it) and I think -- to the extent that ranking these things matters, which is "not at all" -- it's a top five out of all of these. Skips the origin story, ties in well into the other movies, a villain with understandable motives and who isn't the victim of some experiment gone wrong, ace performances from all involved. And a lot happens in it! But it never feels overstuffed. Like so many of these characters, Peter is often a victim not of the bad guys, but his own overconfidence and hubris -- but it's an understandable, youthful hubris. He's 15, and this is the one thing he's really good at aside from school, and it's much more rewarding; why not concentrate on it, and why not try to go big time? That's how kids think!

The whole segment from when Peter first shows up at Liz's house and Keaton answers the door, to when he gets out of the car in front of the school, is so great. A lot of good "eye acting" from Holland and Keaton, and I love that it's Liz's mention of the "Stark internship" that gets her father suspicious.

Plinka Trinka Banga Tink (Eliza D.), Friday, 21 September 2018 12:28 (five years ago) link

Like this idea, which strangely had never occurred to me before, could (in the right hands) be my most favored MCU project yet. The Moore and Delano runs on Captain Britain and then up through the end of Davis's solo run on Excalibur are some of my favorite comics ever.


there’s def crossover from those runs with the thread we have on weird/uncanny british tv and fiction from the 70s and 80s (the name of which escapes me at the moment)

if they manage to tie together the merlin-flavoured mystical stuff with the apocalyptic horror of the fury it could be really great

how could you forget

"is there a name or a phrase for or anything much written about that distinctly British CREEPY VIBE prevalent in TV shows and movies of the '60s/'70s? (e.g. The Prisoner, Sapphire and Steel, Baker-era"

Number None, Friday, 21 September 2018 12:46 (five years ago) link

aye, it just slips right off the tongue right enough

actually you know who'd be a good captain britain is henry cavill - a giant side of beef who's not too smart and is kind of an asshole is a much better fit for cavill's vibe than superman

That is precisely who a large number of internet denizens are pushing for, apparently. Careful what you wish for...

Mummenschanz in a Metal Mood (Old Lunch), Friday, 21 September 2018 13:34 (five years ago) link

it's a top five out of all of these

the last 30-40 mins felt really draggy to me

there's a weird buildup to the homecoming then it only gets five minutes screentime

overall it's great though. it's overlong but it's a great hangout movie so length = more time with fun characters

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 21 September 2018 13:37 (five years ago) link

karl urban would be a great captain britain

or wolverine

or almost any male superhero tbh

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 21 September 2018 13:38 (five years ago) link

karl urban cannot be allowed to do anything which would prevent him from being judge dredd again

Ha:

best shit i ever made 🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/BurNtpRqcm

— Bryan 🍥 (@matte_bIack) September 22, 2018

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 24 September 2018 18:12 (five years ago) link

karl urban would be a great captain britain

or wolverine

or almost any male superhero tbh


He's already had a sizable role in the MCU, it'd be a bit weird if they recast him as someone else. Tho they did do that with Alfre Woodard, but her earlier role was fairly minor.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 25 September 2018 05:43 (five years ago) link

Nah just give him multiple roles like Jack Nicholson in Mars Attacks

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 25 September 2018 06:35 (five years ago) link

Chris Evans is on film as the Human Torch and Captain America. They could probably start recasting the same actor in different roles and by now few would notice. Especially someone like Urban, who does a pretty good job disappearing. That is, that the same guy that can play Bones in Star Trek can play various heavies in the MCU or otherwise is pretty impressive. Acting!

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 25 September 2018 12:15 (five years ago) link

Fantastic Four =/= MCU! At least not before now. Since the Fox acquisition I expect a watchable MCU FF movie at some point down the road.

Mummenschanz in a Metal Mood (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 25 September 2018 12:41 (five years ago) link

just have brad bird direct, he's already done a couple of convincing practice runs

heteroflexible pansexual polyamorous relationship anarchist (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 25 September 2018 12:43 (five years ago) link

Do we have a Karl Urban thread?

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 25 September 2018 12:46 (five years ago) link

do we need one?

heteroflexible pansexual polyamorous relationship anarchist (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 25 September 2018 12:46 (five years ago) link

Dude

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 25 September 2018 12:48 (five years ago) link

look i’ll happily participate with endless posts about dredd if u wanna start one

heteroflexible pansexual polyamorous relationship anarchist (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 25 September 2018 12:51 (five years ago) link

(as long as it’s called ‘URBAN HYMNS: a thread of karl urban appreciation’)

heteroflexible pansexual polyamorous relationship anarchist (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 25 September 2018 12:52 (five years ago) link

Oh hey so I slept on it way too long but I'm happy to report (halfway through the season thus far) that Cloak and Dagger is actually better than some of the Netflix shows. So, y'know, check it out.

Mummenschanz in a Metal Mood (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 26 September 2018 14:23 (five years ago) link

'cloak and dagger: better than iron fist!' raves ilxor dot com poster old lunch

heteroflexible pansexual polyamorous relationship anarchist (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 26 September 2018 14:24 (five years ago) link

Consistent, focused, compelling characters, well-acted, etc. It might actually help that there isn't a capital-v Villain per se (the big bads are a crooked cop and Roxxon, basically).

Mummenschanz in a Metal Mood (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 26 September 2018 14:27 (five years ago) link

and no finn jones!

heteroflexible pansexual polyamorous relationship anarchist (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 26 September 2018 14:28 (five years ago) link

I thought season 2 of Iron Fist was much improved (I mean, how could it not be), but this is still at least maybe three times as good.

Mummenschanz in a Metal Mood (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 26 September 2018 14:28 (five years ago) link

I watched the Cloak & Dagger pilot and was immediately put off by "Hey, attempted rape as a character motivation/plot point AGAIN" thing. I'm so sick of it. It's what made me not watch Bates Motel after seeing it happen to Vera Farmiga in the pilot.

Plinka Trinka Banga Tink (Eliza D.), Wednesday, 26 September 2018 14:54 (five years ago) link

Writers, there are other ways to push your female protagonists to their crisis points without raping them. See if you can think of some!

Plinka Trinka Banga Tink (Eliza D.), Wednesday, 26 September 2018 14:55 (five years ago) link

two months pass...

Shang-Chi film announced. Figured he would eventually pop up among the Netflix crew but, uh, it sound like all them shits are being cancelled.

all lite up and very romatic (Old Lunch), Monday, 3 December 2018 23:01 (five years ago) link

Surprising choice but if they channel the Moench/Gulacy years I'm all for it. Presumably any Sax Rohmer characters would be renamed.

WmC, Monday, 3 December 2018 23:29 (five years ago) link

I figure Avengers 4 will have a title announced any time now, so the promotion machine can get going. 1st trailer at xmas movies, etc.

WmC, Monday, 3 December 2018 23:30 (five years ago) link

trailer is on Wednesday. There's a new Captain Marvel trailer tonight

Number None, Monday, 3 December 2018 23:35 (five years ago) link

oh nice x2

WmC, Monday, 3 December 2018 23:37 (five years ago) link

omg what exciting no-stakes fanservice merchandising tie-in will they reveal next

Οὖτις, Monday, 3 December 2018 23:37 (five years ago) link

*checks stopwatch*

you’re slowing down, shakey, must try harder

We're in 2009—it's time to take risks, (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 3 December 2018 23:40 (five years ago) link

Looking forward to the Shakey origin story/training montage.

WmC, Monday, 3 December 2018 23:42 (five years ago) link

Many shots of a trainer hustling his buns off while shakes stands on the sidelines rolling his eyes and then walks directly up to the trainer and emphatically rolls his eyes to make sure the gesture wasn't somehow overlooked.

all lite up and very romatic (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 03:06 (five years ago) link

irl lol

sans lep (sic), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 05:29 (five years ago) link

v glad no one knows who Lucrecia Martel is so she won't have to endure fanboy screeching over this

https://www.worldofreel.com/2018/12/director-lucrecia-martel-was-approached.html

resident hack (Simon H.), Thursday, 13 December 2018 00:40 (five years ago) link

The first thing I asked them was maybe if they could change the special effects because there’s so many laser lights… I find them horrible.

I don't know what she's talking about but otm

jmm, Thursday, 13 December 2018 00:51 (five years ago) link

She’s certainly right about the music as well

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 13 December 2018 00:59 (five years ago) link

totally otm on the music, but afaik there's no special gender bias operating wrt marvel handling the action sequences. that's how they do things.

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Thursday, 13 December 2018 01:12 (five years ago) link

is there any good writing anywhere on....what exactly that means, practically speaking

resident hack (Simon H.), Thursday, 13 December 2018 01:32 (five years ago) link

The 7th grader whose mom bought him white jeans and a black turtleneck, so he could look like Shang-Chi, is rejoicing at that movie announcement. Hope they've budgeted "Rhiannon" for the soundtrack.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Thursday, 13 December 2018 15:02 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

Brie Larson Says Views The Upcoming ‘Captain Marvel’ As “My Form Of Activism” https://t.co/JwZZDFZguq pic.twitter.com/2fqPpsmHEr

— The Playlist 🎬 (@ThePlaylist) February 5, 2019

bhad bundy (Simon H.), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 04:55 (five years ago) link

woke af 🔥

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 15:47 (five years ago) link

two months pass...

Two Namor omnibi announced in quick succession got my spidey sense tingling and sure enough, rumors are circulating that Marvel has the rights again and a film may be afoot.

At least part of the upcoming slate has to be dropping right after Endgame, as a multitude of projects are seemingly well underway with few/no official announcements beyond Spider-Man: Far From Home. Like I just read a thing that Dr. Strange 2 may be released next year, which has to mean that they've at least started filming.

Hangover Ape (Old Lunch), Monday, 8 April 2019 16:22 (five years ago) link

Yeah, Scott Derrickson tweeted and deleted a cover featuring Strange and Namor a little while back

Number None, Monday, 8 April 2019 16:27 (five years ago) link

For those keeping score...

Basically 100% confirmed:
Black Widow
Eternals
Shang-Chi
Dr. Strange 2
Black Panther 2
Guardians of the Galaxy 3

Rumors a-swirlin':
Ghost Rider
Blade
Namor

Assumptions and wishful thinking but who knows how they intend to make it happen:
FF
X-Men

Feige (or someone) has also confirmed that they intend to keep minting money with more Deadpool films.

Hangover Ape (Old Lunch), Monday, 8 April 2019 16:28 (five years ago) link

I’d loooove for Doom to show up at the end of Avengers

pippin drives a lambo through the gates of isengard (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 8 April 2019 16:35 (five years ago) link

Doom should be the Thanos of the next slate of films for sure

Number None, Monday, 8 April 2019 16:40 (five years ago) link

Sub-Mariner film could be great fun, as long as they remember to make him a dick.

chap, Monday, 8 April 2019 17:46 (five years ago) link

Rumors a-swirlin':
Ghost Rider

JUSTICE FOR NEVELDINE/TAYLOR

blokes you can't rust (sic), Monday, 8 April 2019 18:53 (five years ago) link

Ghost Rider already appeared in Agents of SHIELD, would they be treating it as a separate continuity then, like DC does with it's TV series and movies?

Tuomas, Monday, 8 April 2019 20:37 (five years ago) link

That was muscle car Ghost Rider, movie would presumably be original motorcycle Ghost Rider (not horse Ghost Rider, cyber Ghost Rider, ex-ILX poster ghost rider, or other motorcycle Ghost Rider(s)). hth

Vernon Locke, Monday, 8 April 2019 23:52 (five years ago) link

Oh yeah, I guess I hadn't thought of that. IMO Ghost Rider has always been a rather boring character concept, but I the movie could be a bit more interesting if it featured Johnny Blaze and was a Captain Marvel style period piece set in the '70s, so it could be informed by the interests of that decade (trick motorcyclists, occultism, etc), just like first GR comic was.

Having it set in a time period where there are (pretty much) no superheroes would also help alleviate the fact that Ghost Rider feels out of place in the fairly secular MCU (which was already evident in the Agents of SHIELD), as opposed to the comic book Marvel universe, where demons and deities lurk around every every corner.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 9 April 2019 07:26 (five years ago) link

Feige continued, “that’s right my little piss pigs, sit in your mess and watch me make another billion dollars.” https://t.co/aeoHR1a01C

— Lance St. Laurent (@LanceStLaurent) April 10, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 11 April 2019 18:05 (five years ago) link

Is that how all the superheroes go so long stuck in their suits? Just sloshing around, waiting for a spare second to drain their leg?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 11 April 2019 18:31 (five years ago) link

Stillsuits brah

pippin drives a lambo through the gates of isengard (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 11 April 2019 18:43 (five years ago) link

Where does the Hulk poop? (A: Wherever he wants!)

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 11 April 2019 18:45 (five years ago) link

why not this one morbs

I will piss for the entire length of this movie, fuck to the Feige https://t.co/74ESXuKNby

— K. Thor Jensen (@kthorjensen) April 11, 2019

blokes you can't rust (sic), Thursday, 11 April 2019 18:59 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

A question for the nerds: they went through great lengths to show how powerful these heroes are, and how even that was (for a while) no match for a villain like Thanos, who they built up over several movies. So, as they ramp up the next phase of movies, are they going to do it again? Tie everything together around a big villain? What other villains of that stature are there left for the Big Bad grooming? Dr. Doom? They've sort of gone through or repurposed a lot of them already, haven't they? Fantastic Four seems most ripe for material, but a reboot of that under the Disney umbrella also seems a long way away.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 29 April 2019 02:02 (five years ago) link

spoilers

deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Monday, 29 April 2019 02:04 (five years ago) link

Oh, yeah, sort of, I guess.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 29 April 2019 02:09 (five years ago) link

It will be very interesting to see what they will do next. The cinematic universe continues, surely it needs some kind of overarching threat if they want to keep matching their big hits of the last couple of years.

There's indeed some likely candidates from the Fantastic Four property. Apart from Doc Doom, planet-eating entity Galactus comes to mind, although they used a version of him in the second Fantastic Four movies.

Or Annihilus: ruler of the negative zone (some sort of alternate dimension parallel universe) who unleashed the destructive Annihilation Wave in Marvel's cosmic comics' major crossover Annihilation. That army might be too similar to Thanos' army though.

It'd be pretty cool if they will use the omnipotent Beyonder or the race of Beyonders, and will head towards some kind of Secret Wars event. There are two different comic book storylines to repurpose for this: the original all-out contest between heroes and villains on a newly created Battleworld and the 2015 apocalyptic clash of multiverses. Both comic book storylines heavily involve Doctor Doom.

Valentijn, Monday, 29 April 2019 08:32 (five years ago) link

Oh yeah - the introduction of the Skrulls in Captain Marvel also opens up the possibility of the Secret Invasion storyline, wherein Skrull impostors infiltrated the whole world (including every superhero team) to prepare for a worldwide takeover and as soon as it gets started nobody trusts each other anymore.

Another big baddie: Kang the Conqueror (see also: Immortus), but this guy's known for time-traveling and I'm not sure if that's a likely thing for future MCU movies.

Valentijn, Monday, 29 April 2019 08:42 (five years ago) link

We should have a poll thread. I’d vote Beyonder at this point though.

El Tomboto, Monday, 29 April 2019 13:16 (five years ago) link

Doom would be the best, but requires a bit of character buildup. Galactus (like Doom and Thanos, a complicated villain) and Silver Surfer and Fantastic Four and whatnot would be awesome, but for some reason I can't see them rebooting that franchise yet again so soon, or at least anytime soon. (Though I suppose Spider-Man successfully did it, so who knows?). The Beyonder ... having just done a giant ensemble piece with most of the marquee names, I'm not sure they can necessarily do that again. At the least the same problem arises, and that there are not enough villains around for the heroes to fight.

I suppose it partially depends on who or what they introduce in Galaxy 3, and that is a while off. I don't think I know anything about the movies they have announced so far. who are those characters and what are their big battle storylines?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 29 April 2019 13:52 (five years ago) link

Just saw a graphic (not sure if real or not) announcing Phase 4: 15 films, of which 7 or so are fairly explicit sequels/continuations, plus reboots for Silver Surfer and Fantastic Four.

a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 00:14 (five years ago) link

I think we're in for 2-4 years of Strange/Spidey/Marvel/Panther/Ant Man/GotG with a smattering of whatever half-announced movies before anything major or crazy happens. BUT you best believe they'll be seeding teams and threats - namely Fantastic Four or X-Men.

Lactose Shaolin Wanker (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 00:46 (five years ago) link

The Eternals supposedly coming next year so expect more Celestials to be introduced

groovypanda, Tuesday, 30 April 2019 10:22 (five years ago) link

I've enjoyed at least a third of these movies.

So, dud.

― Eric H., Monday, April 7, 2014 7:45 AM (five years ago)

Well that was just a flat-out lie from me. Sorry 'bout that.

zama roma ding dong (Eric H.), Wednesday, 1 May 2019 15:47 (five years ago) link

I saw on imdb that there's supposed to be a Jared Leto-starring MORBIUS THE VAMPIRE movie out next year.

a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 1 May 2019 16:02 (five years ago) link

Yes, but not MCU-related. I know, it's very confusing. Every detailis very, very confusing.

I'm kind of confused by the Ghost Rider news. Why Hulu and not Disney+? I kinda figured they'd start to consolidate their TV shit since, even with the Netflix shows being cancelled, their remaining programs will now be spread across four different networks and streaming platforms. And still with no clear indication that anything beyond the impending Disney+ shows will actually 'matter' wrt the larger MCU.

They said mature programming will go to Hulu

Mordy, Wednesday, 1 May 2019 16:44 (five years ago) link

I guess that makes sense. Although now having read the entire article, I'm confused again because apparently the guy who has already portrayed Ghost Rider on a MCU show will be portraying Ghost Rider on another MCU show but...a totally different Ghost Rider than the Ghost Rider he previously portrayed?

Come on, Marvel. Try to remember, you're not DC.

Like Ghost Rider is a demon who rides different hosts. If you wanted to make a show about an all-new, all-different Ghost Rider...look, I'm not going to walk you millionaires all the way through this.

MCU Multiverse!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt9L1jCKGnE

No wonder this is the end of Phase 3.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 6 May 2019 16:59 (five years ago) link

four weeks pass...

Just throwing out some wild speculation so that I can strut around like a big man on the slim chance that I'm accidentally right: there's not actually a Black Widow film forthcoming. Yes, they're currently filming something which features Scarlett Johansson reprising her role as Black Widow and they've allowed people to believe that it's a Black Widow movie, but because no MCU film beyond Far From Home has been officially announced and because we know what we know about the character in question, I predict some Captain America: Society of Serpents sleight of hand once the official slate drops.

Mods, if I am revealed to be wrong please delete, thx.

John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Monday, 3 June 2019 17:30 (four years ago) link

Literally just had a friend bring this up yesterday. I don't see why they would do this, both in secret and right after they introduced someone else taking over for Captain America.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 3 June 2019 19:00 (four years ago) link

Falcon and Bucky are getting their own show (which, if rumors are to be believed, involves a third party vying for the shield) so they're set for a little while.

John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Monday, 3 June 2019 19:03 (four years ago) link

(A third party new to the MCU but familiar to comics heads and whose ID I'll bet you can guess if you think about it for a minute.)

John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Monday, 3 June 2019 19:04 (four years ago) link

But yes, the fact that they otherwise seem to be shunting the expanded Avengers cast off to their own little Disney+ miniseries for the next little while as they shift their filmic focus elsewhere would seem to lend credence to my theory.

John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Monday, 3 June 2019 19:06 (four years ago) link

they've been making big noises about Black Widow being due her own movie, etc

would be kind of weird to shunt her aside for...whatever it is you're suggesting

Number None, Monday, 3 June 2019 19:28 (four years ago) link

familiar to comics heads and whose ID I'll bet you can guess if you think about it for a minute

finally M.O.D.O.K. gets his time to shine!

Οὖτις, Monday, 3 June 2019 19:29 (four years ago) link

they've been making big noises about Black Widow being due her own movie, etc

would be kind of weird to shunt her aside for...whatever it is you're suggesting

They also fridged her to make a redemption arc for Hawkeye without actually redeeming him, so...

Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Monday, 3 June 2019 19:32 (four years ago) link

Again, FTR, they're definitely making a movie with Black Widow in it. Location photos have started leaking recently so that isn't in dispute. I'm just questioning whether it's going to be a solo film entitled Black Widow.

Let's be real, there's no variation of this scenario that makes a whole helluva lot of sense from our current vantage, so I'm just spitballin' heah.

John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Monday, 3 June 2019 19:39 (four years ago) link

Eh, since they've now introduced the multiverse to the MCU, nothing's stopping them from doing a Black Widow movie set in an alternate universe where she didn't die. Sure, it sounds like an geeky and seemingly hard-to-market concept, but then again, the same applied to Into the Spider-Verse before it became a hit movie.

Tuomas, Monday, 3 June 2019 20:21 (four years ago) link

finally M.O.D.O.K. gets his time to shine!


let’s not get crazy. inside track is Sam and Bucky raising a young Danielle Cage, sole survivor of the collapsed Netflixverse

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Monday, 3 June 2019 20:29 (four years ago) link

at least, I’m pretty sure that’s what Old Lunch had in mind

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Monday, 3 June 2019 20:30 (four years ago) link

Got a friend who's been on set. It's a Black Widow movie.

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 3 June 2019 20:31 (four years ago) link

Proviso: s/he could be wrong!

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 3 June 2019 20:32 (four years ago) link

Starring Cole Sprouse as Black Widow

Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Monday, 3 June 2019 20:58 (four years ago) link

i am on set now and am black widow, so

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 3 June 2019 21:16 (four years ago) link

oh shit ulysses is cole sprouse?

loved u in big daddy dude

Aspen Jortstein (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 3 June 2019 21:18 (four years ago) link

coincidentally "big daddy dude" is also the villain in black widow

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 3 June 2019 21:22 (four years ago) link

I heard the Black Widow movie filming is actually a remake of the Debra Winger movie. She will nonetheless reprise her role as Wonder Girl and face off again ScarJo as Black Widow. It will mark the first in several planned MCU/DC/erotic thriller crossovers.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 3 June 2019 21:25 (four years ago) link

you had to make it weird

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Monday, 3 June 2019 21:43 (four years ago) link

Oddly enough, that is the working title.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 3 June 2019 22:31 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjNCyjaVmiA

Number None, Saturday, 29 June 2019 18:29 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Announcement of the phase four slate expected this evening.

My nephew accidentally swalled five quarters and thee dimes. (Old Lunch), Saturday, 20 July 2019 16:09 (four years ago) link

Buzz Lightyear and Han Solo coming to the MCU.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 20 July 2019 17:46 (four years ago) link

TEN new movies coming out over a two year span. Suck it, haters.

Oh, maybe that's ten projects being announced including the Disney+ shows.Eternals and Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings announced thus far. Live blog on I09, where they're fucking up the spelling of most character names. Lots of juicy tidbits getting dropped, though. Adult Monica Rambeau will be in WandaVision!

I don't care if I'm the only person excited about this here. I just don't care.

did you see the poll results

Simon H., Sunday, 21 July 2019 01:06 (four years ago) link

Sounds like Dr. Strange sequel (Multiverse of Madness) is gonna be a horror flick.

Hawkeye show is basically gonna be the Fraction/Aja book, costarring Kate Bishop.

On board for Loki 4

president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Sunday, 21 July 2019 01:29 (four years ago) link

Watiti directing a female Thor sounds exciting until you realize who's returning to the fold...

Well, well. Mahershela Ali cast as Blade, also FF confirmed(!!!) but a TBA release date somewhere down the line, probably after the scheduled flicks.

So, plot and cast news aside, not really anything that hasn't already been semi-officially announced or strongly hinted at. Black Widow, Eternals, Dr. Strange 2, Thor 4, and Shang-Chi all given firm release dates through 2021, and Black Panther 2, Captain Marvel 2, GOTG 3, FF, and Blade all confirmed to be on the way at some point.

I’m legit excited for Kate Bishop, I hope they do a good job!

the last Berry La Croix in the work fridge (morrisp), Sunday, 21 July 2019 02:29 (four years ago) link

wow this reveal that cottonmouth was really blade all along is gonna make the luke cage show integral to the mcu

wait, tony leung is in the shang-chi movie? hell yes

I was thinking "but which Tony Leung?", unsurprisingly the more famous one. I thought the less famous one has more martial arts skills but I haven't seen enough of their films.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Sunday, 21 July 2019 10:49 (four years ago) link

Tony Leung will be portraying the actual, non-Kingsley Mandarin (and presumably Shang-Chi's pop-pop).

I saw the movie list on slate and thought it was a joke. WandaVision, really?

adam the (abanana), Sunday, 21 July 2019 21:05 (four years ago) link

It's one of their streaming shows- along with Falcon/Winter Soldier, Loki, & Hawkeye

the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Sunday, 21 July 2019 21:11 (four years ago) link

I know this is par for the course (and a "O Rly" observation); but as a Marvel Comics reader but a barely-into-the-MCU guy, it's interesting to have conversations w/big MCU fans who don't know the comics at all. Like this morning, a colleague at work -- "Is there even a female Thor in the comics? Ugh, I hope Natalie Portman doesn't replace Hemsworth," etc.

the last Berry La Croix in the work fridge (morrisp), Monday, 22 July 2019 22:20 (four years ago) link

this happens to me all the time

Οὖτις, Monday, 22 July 2019 22:20 (four years ago) link

usually in regards to someone commenting on some thing as being totally crazy, unpredictable, weird etc. and then asking me "is that a real thing?" (by which they mean "does that have some actual basis in published comics?")

Οὖτις, Monday, 22 July 2019 22:21 (four years ago) link

tbh I always find this baffling, how someone can find a subject so engaging in one medium, but beneath contempt (or not worth doing the most cursory investigation necessary) in another medium

Οὖτις, Monday, 22 July 2019 22:22 (four years ago) link

like people that were really excited about Watchmen but didn't have any interest in reading the book

Οὖτις, Monday, 22 July 2019 22:23 (four years ago) link

I find it hilarious that people think that movies would introduce wackier elements than comic books

brigadier pudding (DJP), Monday, 22 July 2019 22:23 (four years ago) link

most recent example: Peter Porker

Οὖτις, Monday, 22 July 2019 22:25 (four years ago) link

er xp

Οὖτις, Monday, 22 July 2019 22:25 (four years ago) link

^^^

Say what you will about the recent DC movies, none of them were on "I Am Curious (Black)!"-level

brigadier pudding (DJP), Monday, 22 July 2019 22:25 (four years ago) link

would probably be an improvement tbh

Οὖτις, Monday, 22 July 2019 22:31 (four years ago) link

not in 2019 it wouldn't

brigadier pudding (DJP), Monday, 22 July 2019 22:35 (four years ago) link

ok well what if they threw in Bat-Mite

Οὖτις, Monday, 22 July 2019 22:48 (four years ago) link

it's kinda funny after all the mammoth effort of the MCU, Spider-Man into the Spider-Verse ended up being the best comic movie

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 01:11 (four years ago) link

tbh I always find this baffling, how someone can find a subject so engaging in one medium, but beneath contempt (or not worth doing the most cursory investigation necessary) in another medium


um...

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 01:57 (four years ago) link

lol

My nephew accidentally swalled five quarters and thee dimes. (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 02:02 (four years ago) link

lol x 2

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 02:05 (four years ago) link

LOL how many of these shitty MCU movies do I have to sit thru before I’m allowed to call them shitty? One more? Two? Ten?

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 02:18 (four years ago) link

I think at this point the amount of time you've spent reiterating the shittiness of the Marvel movies has safely exceeded the amount of time you've spent watching shitty Marvel movies.

My nephew accidentally swalled five quarters and thee dimes. (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 03:10 (four years ago) link

(Which, tbf, is precisely where I'm at wrt shitty DC movies, so you're in good company.)

My nephew accidentally swalled five quarters and thee dimes. (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 03:16 (four years ago) link

I was born in 1974 and comic books never clicked for me. I never really found the art compelling, didn't have a regular place to buy them in my small town, and if I encountered them I was jumping into a story that might have been going on since the 1940s and I might never see the next issue so what was the point?

I watched Super Friends and Spiderman and His Amazing Friends on Saturday mornings, saw Supermans 1-3 in the theater, and was 15 when Batman came out and thought it looked lame so never saw any of those. I saw a few random Raimi and Nolan and MCU films in the way that you go to a big summer blockbuster (but I had no idea why Ghostface called himself Tony Stark until I saw the first Iron Man). I've got an almost 5 year old now and this such a dominant force in pop culture that it's hard to avoid. For some reason I watched Infinity War on a plane ride at a particular place in my life where I dug it enough to watch most of the ones I've missed on dvd from the library over the last 9 months in time to see Endgame in the theater. Me and the kid absolutely loved Spiderverse and have watched it or parts of it several times now since it's been on Netflix.

My public library has a huge section of graphic novels and trade paperbacks (a phrase I learned only recently) and I want to check them out but again, how does one find an entry point? I've read Civil War and The Killing Joke and Watchmen, but there are so many others - just shelves and shelves of them - that it's hard to focus. And if am interested in some character and start reading wikipedia suddenly I'm looking at a 10,000 word entry on Doc Ock and the versions of him that exist in like twenty different versions and story lines or the dozens of people who have hosted the Venom symbiote. It's overwhelming, but picking something at random feels so haphazard.

joygoat, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 03:23 (four years ago) link

Yeah, it's unwieldy and intimidating even for the initiated (I read pretty much all the Marvel stuff but I'm like 1.5 years behind at the moment, during which time hundreds of issues have been published). A sense of what you like the most and what you're looking for would help with tailor-made recommendations.

My nephew accidentally swalled five quarters and thee dimes. (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 03:29 (four years ago) link

Good post, joygoat. I second Old Lunch — are there particular characters/vibes you’re interested in?

The last few years of this thread has some great recs (including from Yours Truly!), if you have the patience to scroll thru it: Marvel Comics blabbery

the last Berry La Croix in the work fridge (morrisp), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 04:02 (four years ago) link

Excelsior!

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 06:18 (four years ago) link

I've read Civil War and The Killing Joke and Watchmen, but there are so many others - just shelves and shelves of them - that it's hard to focus.

it's worth noting that you've read three things that are, more or less, the product of a single authorial voice. If you want to read more stuff that is set in the Marvel universe, that also reads as the product of a person (or collaborative team) executing an idea, the pickings are going to be slim. If you just want to read superhero comics that read like that (as your choices so far indicate), the options are wider.

If you're interested in reading comics generally, and want them to be as coherently a single story executed by good storytellers (like Killing Joke and Watchmen), there are hundreds of thousands of recommendations we can make, depending on styles or genres you like in other media.

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 07:17 (four years ago) link

Still waiting for the Cinematic Jodoverse tbf

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 11:38 (four years ago) link

I read Watchmen years ago when the movie hype was building, Killing Joke because I recognized the cover and knew it was a self-contained origin story, and Civil War because it seemed like as good an intro as any because I had a film as a reference.

Basically in terms of structure, I'm looking for something that feels somewhat discrete, like a standalone graphic novel or some story arc that's collected or demarcated in some way, preferably within the Marvel universe because I find them more interesting than DC ones who feel a lot more one dimensional. Focus on a particular villain or that villain's origin or motivation is good, like I find it interesting when someone finds a way give a character who seems like a gimmick from 1967 a sense of gravitas.

Characters I'm interested in: I loved Spiderverse so any Miles/Stacy/modern-day Peter Parker/ future whatever Spiderman. I feel like I should read Frank Miller's Dark Knight but that's perpetually checked out. Someone was talking to my son about doc ock and spiderman swapping bodies (Superior Spiderman, I believe?), and when he told a waitress how much he loves Venom (just for being so scary looking) she told him about Carnage which I know nothing about. I've also heard about Doctor Doom for my entire life but know nothing about his origin or powers etc.

Thanks for any suggestions, I'll probably lurk on the marvel thread as well.

joygoat, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 01:21 (four years ago) link

Gwen Stacy that is.

joygoat, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 01:23 (four years ago) link

Jonathan Hickman's Avengers run leading up to Secret Wars a couple of years ago was good, he has a pretty strong voice as a comics writer. It's got a ton of characters, though, all the trad Avengers, Fantastic Four, Doctor Doom.

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 01:43 (four years ago) link

https://www.comicbookherald.com/jonathan-hickman-marvel-universe-reading-order-2008-to-2016/

the run that starts w/ V here

I've never read it but Grant Morrison's Batman Incorporated but it's quite popular and I don't think you need to read other Batman books to get any of it.

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 01:45 (four years ago) link

good self-contained DC GNs - Red Son (Soviet Superman), All-Star Superman

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 01:49 (four years ago) link

Are you looking for things that your kid can read too, or mainly just yourself?

I've also heard about Doctor Doom for my entire life but know nothing about his origin or powers etc

These can be different every few years depending on who's writing or which editor's in charge or whatnot - part of why DC or Marvel own-brand superhero comics are terrible potentially challenging for casual readers.

The initial few years of Spider-Man, written and drawn by Steve Ditko with dialogue added by Stan Lee, would probably be a really good grounding tbh, but the dialogue is very dated.

(and was a 40-year-old's made-up idea of how hip teens talked at the time, and often hasn't actually read the story closely so contradicts what's meant to be going on, or forgets what he wrote previously etc.)

The closest thing to Spider-Verse that's accessible to a new reader (although just with a white male Spider-Man) might be collections of the Spider-Man's Tangled Web series from the early '00s: these were 1, 2 or 3 issue self-contained stories where individual cartoonists or teams were given a little more free reign to bring their style to Spidey. So you'd get a little of the flavour of the many illustrative and tonal styles that Spider-Verse rolled together so well.

I wouldn't give a pre-teen Venom comics at all btw - not only are they designed to be SCARIiIiIIeeEEr than the stuff the kids have read for years already, they're very lamely gross and violent in a way that's aimed at 14-15 year olds who want to feel transgressive but without actually taking in new ideas.

Carnage is Venom, but for 16 year olds who've burnt out on the transgressiveness of Venom.

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 01:51 (four years ago) link

Tom King's VISION 12-issue miniseries is wonderful. I have no interest in the character or any real knowledge of his history, but this was clever and sad and great.

The initial run of Kamala Khan as Ms. Marvel is fantastic and would be good if your kid wants to read too.
https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Ms._Marvel_Vol_3

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 01:58 (four years ago) link

They've recently started issuing this new line of collections (roughly twelve issues for $12, slightly smaller than standard comic size but not quite digest size, presumably optimized for YA bookstore shelves) of all-age titles that are legitimately enjoyable for all ages. They kicked it off with Ms. Marvel, Moon Girl & Devil Dinosaur, Unstoppable Wasp, and Spidey, with Squirrel Girl and Miles Morales collections on the way, I believe. I haven't read Spidey (which is basically just a redo of Peter Parker's early adventures from what I understand) but all of the others are delightful and fun and relatively self-contained. Spider-Gwen is also a safe bet inasmuch as she was just created for the comics Spider-Verse event a few years back and her solo title mostly takes place on an alternate earth and thusly requires no foreknowledge of anything.

my but is not working it kept telling me device not found. (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 03:38 (four years ago) link

The Dennis Hopeless run on Spider-Woman was slightly less self-contained but very good (particularly Shifting Gears Vol. 1 if you're looking for a specific recommendation). Chip Zdarsky seems to be taking off (his Howard the Duck was quite nice).

Immortal Hulk is getting massive raves but I haven't caught up to that point yet so I can only pass along the message at the moment.

Despite sic's slander, Donny Cates's Venom has also been getting very solid reviews (haven't read), and Gerry Conway's recent run on Carnage was the first interesting take I've read on the character.

my but is not working it kept telling me device not found. (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 03:46 (four years ago) link

I could go on but I don't want to shit up the Marvel movies thread with off-topic discussion of Marvel comics.

my but is not working it kept telling me device not found. (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 03:53 (four years ago) link

I second the Spider-Woman rec — but I suggest you start further back, with New Duds. It’s fantastic.

the last Berry La Croix in the work fridge (morrisp), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 03:56 (four years ago) link

i can recommend about a dozen currently running marvel books but the first one that comes to mind is Immortal Hulk

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 03:56 (four years ago) link

Milo's recommendation of Hickman's Avengers is quite an undertaking but heartily seconded. Hickman's FF run is also great and probably an easier sell to a neophyte. The first Complete Collection volume was just released a few months back with the second due shortly.

my but is not working it kept telling me device not found. (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 04:06 (four years ago) link

Other recent-ish ones I highly recommend:

She-Hulk by Soule & Pulido

Captain Marvel by Deconnick & Lopez

Gwenpool

Matt Fraction’s Hawkeye series — particularly the L.A. Woman volume, focusing on Kate Bishop

All-New Wolverine, by Tom Taylor & David Lopez

The Unworthy Thor — or really any of Jason Aaron’s Thor stuff, but this in particular

Karnack: The Flaw in all Things, by Warren Ellis

Many of these are light, fairly humorous, and female-focused, which is the mode I prefer. (The exceptions are All-New Wolverine, which is heavy action; Thor, which is Thor; and Karnack, which is totally brooding/bro-y, but a terrific self-contained book, I tore through it in one sitting.)

the last Berry La Croix in the work fridge (morrisp), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 04:10 (four years ago) link

Also — you do indeed need to eventually read The Dark Knight Returns (though this feels like recommending you watch The Godfather or something).

the last Berry La Croix in the work fridge (morrisp), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 04:15 (four years ago) link

man, I so wanted to love Karnak...

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 04:25 (four years ago) link

Ack, I misspelled his name — I can imagine the look the dude would give me, lol

the last Berry La Croix in the work fridge (morrisp), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 04:35 (four years ago) link

Grant Morrison's Batman Incorporated but it's quite popular and I don't think you need to read other Batman books to get any of it.

Batman Incorporated is pretty much the SpiderVerse of Batman, actually - this might work well for joygoat.

(Of course, because it's corporate superhero comics, some of the characters stopped existing between pages because the entire DC universe got rebooted, and if yr library has it, it might be as Batman Incorporated Volume 1 (published 2011), followed by Batman Incorporated Volume 1 (published 2013), followed by Batman Incorporated Volume 2 (published 2014).)

Focus on a particular villain or that villain's origin or motivation is good, like I find it interesting when someone finds a way give a character who seems like a gimmick from 1967 a sense of gravitas.

oooh, here's a good one: Garth Ennis' run on the "Marvel Max" version of The Punisher.


(Which might be in your library as ten paperbacks, or as 5 hardcovers with larger pages, or as three regular hardcovers that are so thick that the pages don't open. Also, the regular Marvel Punisher series by Garth Ennis is something else that doesn't fit with these. Also, there are some pretty racist cod-blaxploitation, or set-in-the-future, or set-in-the-past Max miniseries by Ennis that were only collected in separate paperbacks afaik.)

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 07:24 (four years ago) link

I find it interesting when someone finds a way give a character who seems like a gimmick from 1967 a sense of gravitas.

They're all DC but...

Animal Man and Doom Patrol by Grant Morrison
Swamp Thing by Alan Moore

...are pretty much the gold standard for that kind of thing

Number None, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 07:40 (four years ago) link

Frank Millar's Daredevil, #168-191 is genuinely still good, for all that the writer has turned into a mad old coot in his later years - like Immortal Hulk, it's definitely not 5-year-old suitable.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 07:42 (four years ago) link

(and also qualifies under the same criteria! xp)

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 07:43 (four years ago) link

Marvel universe, with a sense of colour and fun and silliness that gels with the Spider-Verse movie, and requiring no continuity knowledge: Peter Milligan and Mike Allred's run on X-Force, followed by X-Statix and several spinoffs.

(X-Force collected in three paperbacks or one hardcover that turned into a $150 ebay item a few months after it came out in 2004; X-Statix, but not the spin-offs, was collected in a huge hardcover at some point. The main series and one of the spin-offs were collected in five paperbacks.)


good self-contained DC GNs - Red Son (Soviet Superman), All-Star Superman

agree, this one should work for you.


She-Hulk by Soule & Pulido

can't speak to this, but the first year-long run of She-Hulk by Dan Slott, with Juan Bobillo & others on art, is a legal sitcom with superhero fights and space gods: two paperbacks, Single Green Female and Superhuman Law. (There was a longer second run that wasn't as good, nor as self-contained.)

Matt Fraction’s Hawkeye series — particularly the L.A. Woman volume, focusing on Kate Bishop

yeah, from what I've read this is like the tone of the good bits of the decent Marvel movies, except better

which reminds me - Keith Giffen, JM DeMatteis and Kevin Maguire's Defenders miniseries is like a goofy, sillier version of Thor: Ragnarok or the first Guardians Of The Galaxy movie. Collected in one paperback.

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 07:49 (four years ago) link

Animal Man and Doom Patrol by Grant Morrison
Swamp Thing by Alan Moore

...are pretty much the gold standard for that kind of thing

True.

They're all somewhat deconstructive (each in different ways) of the tropes and principles of superhero comics, too, not just the characters, if that's a point either in favour or against.)

(Though nb that nearly every reprint of Alan Moore's Swamp Thing ever has dropped out significant captions and artwork.) (Plus as far as I know, there's never been a reprint of the Frank Miller Daredevil which Andrew recommends that doesn't have hideous garish "re"colouring, though this also applies to nearly any current editions of 1940s-1990s Marvel.)

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 08:07 (four years ago) link

All Star Superman is a great rec too

Has a similar sense of fun to Spider-Verse, beautiful art, and is self-contained and doesn't require any knowledge of continuity

Number None, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 09:20 (four years ago) link

and I'd say Batman: Year One over Dark Knight Returns

Number None, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 09:21 (four years ago) link

I would not read X-Force/X-Statix to a five-year-old if that is part of the selection criteria.

brigadier pudding (DJP), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 09:43 (four years ago) link

FYI, if you're willing to wait a bit, they're recollecting all of Milligan's X-Force/X-Statix run starting early next year. It's worth the wait.

my but is not working it kept telling me device not found. (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 10:27 (four years ago) link

None of these suggestions, bar the all-ages omnibi, are suitable for five-year-olds.

Except Garth Ennis’ Punisher, where he cuts thumbs off of Russian heroin smugglers who are human-trafficking prostitutes in shipping crates and whatnot.

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 10:29 (four years ago) link

One last pipe bomb thrown at the thread's remit before I suggest moving the conversation elsewhere, but if you're looking for a (non-Marvel) comic five-year-olds will enjoy, you could do much worse than Axe Cop (a comic written by a five-year-old and which is, thusly, amazing).

my but is not working it kept telling me device not found. (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 11:56 (four years ago) link

Perhaps going forward, we can use this thraed: Recommend me some essential graphic novels to acquire!

my but is not working it kept telling me device not found. (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 12:12 (four years ago) link

Also linked from there and with more recent recommendations: recommend me some essential graphic novels to acquire

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 13:28 (four years ago) link

Ah, I knew there was a fresher thread. I've posted some stuff in Andrew's link.

my but is not working it kept telling me device not found. (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 14:27 (four years ago) link

sic — does this volume contain all the good Dan Slott material you mentioned?

the last Berry La Croix in the work fridge (morrisp), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 14:34 (four years ago) link

Ah, NM, I guess that’s the first one you linked to

the last Berry La Croix in the work fridge (morrisp), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 14:36 (four years ago) link

Slott's entire run is encompassed by the two complete collections.

my but is not working it kept telling me device not found. (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 14:41 (four years ago) link

slott's long run on amazing spider-man is also really, really good fyi

Welshy's Lean Bulk - ****loads of pics (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 14:43 (four years ago) link

But okay so see the problem with recommending that one is that, although they started doing comprehensive reprints just a couple years ago, at least one of the collections is already out of print and fetching ridiculous prices.

Probably the best bet is for newbies to sign up for Marvel Unlimited and poke around until they find something they like. Trying to deal with Perlmutter's printing policies is more hassle than it's worth (which is specifically why I recommended stuff that was recently reprinted and thusly still in print in the other thread).

my but is not working it kept telling me device not found. (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 14:53 (four years ago) link

ahh see marvel unlimited is where i do all my reading nowadays so thankfully i don't have to worry about negotiating the insane world of marvel's reprints

Welshy's Lean Bulk - ****loads of pics (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 14:54 (four years ago) link

Reasonable approach. I'm living proof of the toll those negotiations can take upon the fragile human mind.

my but is not working it kept telling me device not found. (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 14:58 (four years ago) link

(Plus as far as I know, there's never been a reprint of the Frank Miller Daredevil which Andrew recommends that doesn't have hideous garish "re"colouring, though this also applies to nearly any current editions of 1940s-1990s Marvel.)

ugh, I hate this re-coloring so much

Screamin' Jay Gould (The Yellow Kid), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 16:18 (four years ago) link

Axe Cop is hilarious, second that rec for kids

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 16:21 (four years ago) link

sic — does this volume contain all the good Dan Slott material you mentioned?

Ah, NM, I guess that’s the first one you linked to

It isn't, it just has the same cover, because Marvel always want to make it as hard as possible for people to figure out what they're trying to read.

But okay so see the problem with recommending that one is that, although they started doing comprehensive reprints just a couple years ago, at least one of the collections is already out of print and fetching ridiculous prices.

Yes, I was keeping in mind what joygoat's library is most likely to have with my specific book references.

Probably the best bet is for newbies to sign up for Marvel Unlimited and poke around until they find something they like.

imo this is an extremely terrible idea for newbies, even newbies who have not specifically expressed a 100% preference for print volumes that they don't have to pay money for.

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 18:15 (four years ago) link

Look, there are no good options here, just a handful of less bad options. I'm coming from a position of 'just go ahead and read and buy everything' so I'm trying to view the problem through a sane person's eyes, with limited success.

my but is not working it kept telling me device not found. (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 18:22 (four years ago) link

A pal of mine has been buying these $1 priced Marvel 'True Believer' reprints for his nephew, and I think that's a great idea - classic Kirby FF eg for next to nothing. And they're sticking to movie familiar characters and storylines, on the whole, so you couldn't get a better way into the foundational stories of the MU.

Ward Fowler, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 18:31 (four years ago) link

If borrowing from the library, you might check out their electronic borrowing systems. Here in WA, Hoopla has been keeping me current with Saga and The Walking Dead. Though less complete/current on the Marvel & DC lines, they do carry a lot of the classic runs.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 18:54 (four years ago) link

xpost Yeah, the coolest thing Marvel could do right now is to reinstitute spinner racks in grocery stores et al and fill 'em up with their True Believer one-offs.

my but is not working it kept telling me device not found. (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 18:55 (four years ago) link

For those who aren't aware of what Ward is talking about, every month Marvel puts out an array of about a dozen themed one-issue reprints for a buck. Like a bunch of key single issues featuring the Hulk pulled from throughout the character's publication history. I'm sure they'd be an awesome entrée into the Marvel U for those curious-yet-unfamiliar but I suspect they're only available in comics stores, which seems to undercut that eventuality somewhat.

my but is not working it kept telling me device not found. (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 19:00 (four years ago) link

marvel unlimited is $10 a month; if you or your kids are okay reading on a tablet or desktop, it's an easy and cheap way to riff through the stacks without putting out a ton of money.
https://www.marvel.com/comics/unlimited

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 19:09 (four years ago) link

Giancarlo Esposito being eyed for a major role, rumors aswirl that it may be Norman Osborn. As rumors that may have zero basis in fact go, this is pretty killer.

COOL DUDE'S ONLY, NO NERD'S ALOUD (Old Lunch), Monday, 5 August 2019 12:33 (four years ago) link

Was rewatching Zodiac and realized it stars Iron Man, the Hulk and Mysterio. Wonder Boys stars Ant Man, Spider-Man and Iron Man. Can we think of any other non MCU movies with a similarly large number of MCU actors?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 5 August 2019 12:41 (four years ago) link

Given that 50% of actors in Hollywood will have soon starred in an MCU flick, it shouldn't be hard.

COOL DUDE'S ONLY, NO NERD'S ALOUD (Old Lunch), Monday, 5 August 2019 12:43 (four years ago) link

This was actually a recurring feature at a local movie trivia night: "What non-superhero movie stars (comics character), (comics character), and (comics character)?" They weren't restrictive to Marvel characters, though, which does open things up, e.g. LA Confidential starring Vicki Vale, Lex Luthor, the Penguin, and Jor-El. And I guess Aldrich Killian, but I don't think they mentioned him. The category was fun when you could solve it, but absolutely maddening when you couldn't, mainly due to combinatoric excess re: the number of possible Batmen and Jokers.

Good morning, how are you, I'm (Doctor Casino), Monday, 5 August 2019 13:10 (four years ago) link

Giancarlo Esposito being eyed for a major role, rumors aswirl that it may be Norman Osborn. As rumors that may have zero basis in fact go, this is pretty killer.

he's got the hair for it!

Criss Angel Raw: The Mindfreak Unplugged (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 5 August 2019 13:17 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

helluva url

Andy Jones, Earth-Born Angel of Love (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 20 August 2019 20:39 (four years ago) link

Does that mean Spider-Man will no longer appear in any Marvel movies?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 20:42 (four years ago) link

Yeah, but thankfully he'll get to costar with Jordan Catalano in the Morbius the Vampire movie instead

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 20:44 (four years ago) link

I feel as bad for Tom Holland right now as I possibly could for someone half my age who has more money than I'd make in three lifetimes.

Amply Drizzled with Pure Luxury (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 August 2019 22:00 (four years ago) link

He'll still get to be Spidey, he maybe just won't get to drop in on Shang-Chi or whoever? Frankly I wonder what his role would have been in these upcoming Marvel movies, other than shoehorned in somehow. Also, I wouldn't be shocked if Marvel & Sony end up making a new deal in a few years.

Stub yr toe on the yacht rock (morrisp), Tuesday, 20 August 2019 22:03 (four years ago) link

He presumably took the job in part so he could play in the cool toybox, not to cameo in like a Chameleon movie starring Jamie Kennedy or whatever dumb shit Sony pulls out of its ass.

Amply Drizzled with Pure Luxury (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 August 2019 22:32 (four years ago) link

But he'll presumably still be starring in big, Sony-produced Spidey movies, am I missing something?

Stub yr toe on the yacht rock (morrisp), Tuesday, 20 August 2019 22:33 (four years ago) link

the mcu was clearly setting up a huge, RDJ-like role for spidey/holland. this lack of deal probably hits him in the wallet.

jakey mo collier (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 20 August 2019 22:38 (four years ago) link

I guess it would be interesting to see how Sony disentangles the MCU elements from future movies (if the deal is truly dead; Variety’s reporting makes the breakdown sound less definitive than Deadline does).

Stub yr toe on the yacht rock (morrisp), Tuesday, 20 August 2019 22:57 (four years ago) link

When contacted by io9, a Sony representative said it’s their belief this dispute is simply over a producer credit and negotiations are ongoing. They further clarified that Feige has contributed to other Spider-centric movies that he did not receive a producer credit on. Other sources tell us the Deadline story is completely accurate.

Number None, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 23:04 (four years ago) link

Kamala Khan series coming to Disney+!

McGrief the Crying Dog (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 August 2019 22:04 (four years ago) link

Plus Moon Knight and She-Hulk.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 23 August 2019 23:33 (four years ago) link

Moon Knight! Finally!

the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, 24 August 2019 00:10 (four years ago) link

I wonder if Angie Harmon will finally get her She-Hulk casting wish.

Stub yr toe on the yacht rock (morrisp), Saturday, 24 August 2019 00:32 (four years ago) link

How many series is this at this point?

Frederik B, Saturday, 24 August 2019 17:45 (four years ago) link

More movie news:

https://io9.gizmodo.com/black-panther-2s-release-date-revealed-kit-harington-j-1837539099

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 24 August 2019 18:24 (four years ago) link

Anyway, series as mentioned but:

Just found out they’re making a Moonknight movie and this better be in it pic.twitter.com/o1gQLLBtXo

— Cooper Wilhelm (@CooperWilhelm) August 24, 2019

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 24 August 2019 18:24 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Don't think I've ever actually seen Steinfeld in anything, but seems like potentially good casting?: https://variety.com/2019/tv/news/hawkeye-series-hailee-steinfeld-disney-plus-1203318859/

#YABASIC (morrisp), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 03:24 (four years ago) link

Don't know about good casting, but seems like potentially a good career move.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 03:49 (four years ago) link

she was great in True Grit and Edge of Seventeen

Nhex, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 04:50 (four years ago) link

that is great casting, she’s a perfect kate bishop

don’t bore us, get to the aeon of horus (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 05:51 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Inevitable. Although less so is the deal to have Spidey straddle both the MCU and the Sony Crapverse. Nice bit o' extra walkin' around money for Holland.

Steampunk wasn't in my vocapulary 6 days ago. (Old Lunch), Friday, 27 September 2019 15:39 (four years ago) link

Are you his accountant or something, lol

#YABASIC (morrisp), Friday, 27 September 2019 16:38 (four years ago) link

Only for Spidey 3 and a single MCU movie, I'm guessing whatever grand plans Marvel had for him are still kinda derailed. Still, much better than nothing, at least the Home trilogy will get a completed ending.

Nhex, Saturday, 28 September 2019 14:55 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Popcorn movies reinforce cultural values of the moment. Marvel is brilliant at encapsulating the Kardashification of wealth and power as virtue. You can hang out in the mansions with the toys with your good looking friends and still save the world.

— Joseph Kahn (@JosephKahn) October 21, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 21 October 2019 11:29 (four years ago) link

wow, superheroes as power fantasy, what a novel take

expedited frictionless convergences (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 21 October 2019 11:50 (four years ago) link

This is an important point to make right now, in the midst of a nearly year-long period when Marvel is releasing precisely zero movies. But you knew that, of course.

Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Monday, 21 October 2019 12:17 (four years ago) link

Why don’t Coppola and Scorsese come at their boys Spielberg and Lucas (ret.)? “Popcorn movies” have been around for a minute; I don’t get what inspired this round of, er, “commentary.”

drunk on hot toddies (morrisp), Monday, 21 October 2019 14:21 (four years ago) link

Spielberg and Lucas' best efforts at 'popcorn' look like Bresson in this context

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 21 October 2019 14:26 (four years ago) link

“Best efforts,” I guess... I’m much more of a Star Wars fan than an MCU fan, but 3 or 4 of the SW movies Lucas made seem no “better” than the best of the MCU.

drunk on hot toddies (morrisp), Monday, 21 October 2019 14:33 (four years ago) link

Morbs, I have prepared a substantial bowl of popcorn and I await your defense of the Star Wars prequels.

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Monday, 21 October 2019 14:34 (four years ago) link

Has Scorsese ever commented on Star Wars? I can't imagine him liking it that much.

Anyway, MCU seem way more defensive than Star Wars fans, for whatever reason (at least from what I can tell online, nobody I know in real life cares that people don't like their favorite movies).

silverfish, Monday, 21 October 2019 15:14 (four years ago) link

that's called "cherrypicking" rogermex

however i thought Phantom Menace was about as good as the first Iron Man

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 21 October 2019 15:29 (four years ago) link

Phantom Menace was a seeping fistula

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Monday, 21 October 2019 15:31 (four years ago) link

v harsh on fistulas imo

expedited frictionless convergences (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 21 October 2019 15:32 (four years ago) link

Attack of the Clones was horrible, Sith slightly better bcz mangling of Hayden Christensen

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 21 October 2019 15:34 (four years ago) link

The prequels are DC level bad

Frederik B, Monday, 21 October 2019 15:35 (four years ago) link

Sith would have been a cinematic classic had it been 150 minutes of Christiansen dying

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Monday, 21 October 2019 15:35 (four years ago) link

Marty was a big expanded universe fan, and he was steamed when Disney rendered all that stuff non-canon.

drunk on hot toddies (morrisp), Monday, 21 October 2019 15:40 (four years ago) link

Xxxxpost

Just think how much worse it would have been without Scorsese et al’s thoughts on it. https://variety.com/1999/voices/columns/lucas-friends-approve-of-episode-1-1117492871/

Dan Worsley, Monday, 21 October 2019 15:40 (four years ago) link

i would argue the star wars prequels are more interesting than any marvel film i've seen but y'all know where i'm coming from here. marvel movies are way more anonymous

american bradass (BradNelson), Monday, 21 October 2019 15:43 (four years ago) link

though i guess i haven't seen them all

american bradass (BradNelson), Monday, 21 October 2019 15:43 (four years ago) link

First Star Wars movie heavily indebted to Kirby's Fourth World comics, so it's just as much a comic book movie as Endgame

Ward Fowler, Monday, 21 October 2019 15:44 (four years ago) link

The prequels kind of get an unfair rap in some ways; at least Lucas was trying to do new things. (Though I think Revenge of the Sith is a truly awful movie)

drunk on hot toddies (morrisp), Monday, 21 October 2019 15:45 (four years ago) link

i would argue the star wars prequels are more interesting than any marvel film i've seen but y'all know where i'm coming from here. marvel movies are way more anonymous

― american bradass (BradNelson), 21. oktober 2019 17:43 (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Well, yeah, but you know what's also not anonymous: Zack Snyder films! Still abysmal.

Frederik B, Monday, 21 October 2019 15:54 (four years ago) link

i like batman vs superman (i know it has no fans here, you don't have to tell me)

american bradass (BradNelson), Monday, 21 October 2019 15:56 (four years ago) link

This is an important point to make right now, in the midst of a nearly year-long period when Marvel is releasing precisely zero movies. But you knew that, of course.

Seven (7) Marvel films have been released in the 23 months since his last feature was only able to screen for a week despite packing a theatre, and he is an American having his thoughts while flying from a commercial gig in Buenos Aires to one in London. He has to make commercials because he cannot get funding for mid-level features, which have been squeezed out of the market. Would it have been okay for him to have frustrations about a massive monopoly reshaping his chosen industry three months ago, if it’s not okay now?

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Monday, 21 October 2019 16:10 (four years ago) link

It's too bad that Francis Ford Coppola can't get funding because of superhero-films, when in a perfect world he wouldn't be able to get funding because he haven't made a good movie in 40 years.

Frederik B, Monday, 21 October 2019 16:13 (four years ago) link

*continues to clown self itt* dracula was only 27 years ago

american bradass (BradNelson), Monday, 21 October 2019 16:19 (four years ago) link

Tucker is a good movie also, that's only 30 years old.

Ward Fowler, Monday, 21 October 2019 16:20 (four years ago) link

Dracula is A Good Movie, I will die on this hill.

If there were no superhero movies, there'd have been 10 more Rambos

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Monday, 21 October 2019 16:22 (four years ago) link

it's fuckin great xp

american bradass (BradNelson), Monday, 21 October 2019 16:23 (four years ago) link

the larger point though is this squeezing-out of mid-budget fare. it's not just superheroes doing the squeezing - it's the well-discussed combination of franchise marketing, studios chasing reliable huge international grosses through effects-heavy spectaculars, and streaming options drawing away viewers (especially older viewers).... and it's not just New Cinema veterans losing the chance at wide releases for more serious or adult films, it's the theatrical death of the rom-com, the romantic drama, the police procedural, the biopic, the crime thriller, the espionage thriller, the buddy-cop movie...

there are exceptions to all of these obv, but what fills studios' slates and multiplex schedules is very very different than 10 or 20 years ago and i think it's okay for those who have some clout to complain about this to use that clout, even if it's tilting at windmills.

weird ilx but sb (Doctor Casino), Monday, 21 October 2019 16:26 (four years ago) link

I feel like there are two biopics in the theatre at any given time. I am sick of them

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Monday, 21 October 2019 16:28 (four years ago) link

people just not going to the movies as much people used to killed off mid-level features way more than superhero movies. If there were no blockbuster movies, there would probably just be way less movie theaters.

silverfish, Monday, 21 October 2019 16:30 (four years ago) link

Yeah, the only one where I think there's been a significant drop-off is police procedural, and there's probably other reasons for that?

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 21 October 2019 16:31 (four years ago) link

ok biopics were maybe a bad one to include in my list... esp ones that can leverage a popular discographic IP.

weird ilx but sb (Doctor Casino), Monday, 21 October 2019 16:32 (four years ago) link

it's the theatrical death of the rom-com, the romantic drama, the police procedural, the biopic, the crime thriller, the espionage thriller, the buddy-cop movie

tbf most of these formats/genres suck. we just have a different brand of shit now *shrug emoji*

Οὖτις, Monday, 21 October 2019 16:36 (four years ago) link

and i mentioned streaming!

it's very hard to say which did more harm. but it's a real thing that when screens are booked up for weeks for a sure thing (often under contractual demand), those screens are not holding something else. there's no way to know if given time to hang around and let word of mouth do its thing (or even to commit to a slow-n-steady marketing campaign, versus opening-weekend-or-bust), certain underperforming, grownup fare might have had time to find its audience.

the success in recent years of a handful of big word-of-mouth hits (girls trip, get out), and of e.g. the handful of "dad movies" that are blockbustery enough to get a chance for dad to notice they exist (dunkirk), and things with yknow "heartland appeal" (american sniper), are also suggestive. yes, streaming and ticket prices are hugely to blame here - it's absolutely just plain harder to get people to go to the movies. but to make room for superhero movies and animated movies, everything else is in and out so fucking fast that water-cooler recommendations become almost pointless. that's a problem for lots of filmmakers or aspiring filmmakers (assuming they want their work seen on the big screen), not just your coppolas and scorseses.

weird ilx but sb (Doctor Casino), Monday, 21 October 2019 16:40 (four years ago) link

Would it have been okay for him to have frustrations about a massive monopoly reshaping his chosen industry three months ago

Also he didn’t say anything about this; he said the films are “despicable” and that Scorsese was “being kind when he said it wasn’t cinema.”

drunk on hot toddies (morrisp), Monday, 21 October 2019 16:47 (four years ago) link

Seven (7) Marvel films have been released in the 23 months since his last feature was only able to screen for a week despite packing a theatre, and he is an American having his thoughts while flying from a commercial gig in Buenos Aires to one in London. He has to make commercials because he cannot get funding for mid-level features, which have been squeezed out of the market. Would it have been okay for him to have frustrations about a massive monopoly reshaping his chosen industry three months ago, if it’s not okay now?

― now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Monday, October 21, 2019 11:10 AM (thirty-five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Mea culpa, I didn't realize Morbs' filmmaking career had been so directly impacted when I ribbed him for what seemed at the time an unnecessary revive of this thread.

Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Monday, 21 October 2019 16:48 (four years ago) link

Sorry to break it to you, but Francis Ford Coppola did not direct the battle rap movie or the motorcycle race movie

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Monday, 21 October 2019 16:52 (four years ago) link

xp

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Monday, 21 October 2019 16:52 (four years ago) link

The worst thing about Marvel becoming so ubiquitous is that thing where everybody has to have an opinion about it now. Ugh.

Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Monday, 21 October 2019 16:53 (four years ago) link

And just for the record, speaking as a fan of Marvel and their movies, the last thing I want is for every theatrical film to be a Marvel film. Or even a Disney film, since that's really what most people are grousing about.

Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Monday, 21 October 2019 17:00 (four years ago) link

Shakey otm.

Frederik B, Monday, 21 October 2019 17:12 (four years ago) link

The prequels kind of get an unfair rap in some ways; at least Lucas was trying to do new things. (Though I think Revenge of the Sith is a truly awful movie)


heh I almost added a note acknowledging that while objectively unwatchable the prequels could be considered “experimental”... but I didn’t want to prejudice any potentially enjoyable defense.

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Monday, 21 October 2019 17:13 (four years ago) link

Also, I definitely think there needs to be some kind of regulation, and I suspect there already are some anti-trust rules that could be used against the way Disney especially abuses its position in the market. I think saying 'This isn't cinema!' is a shit way to get at that, though.

Frederik B, Monday, 21 October 2019 17:14 (four years ago) link

heh I almost added a note acknowledging that while objectively unwatchable the prequels could be considered “experimental”

I've thought this exact same thing. (I also actually enjoy AOTC well enough; I think would even rather re-watch it at any given moment than ROTJ... though it is a few pointless action scenes too long)

drunk on hot toddies (morrisp), Monday, 21 October 2019 17:20 (four years ago) link

Also FTR based on his seventies work alone Coppola gets a lifetime pass to play 'old man shaking fist at cloud'. As soon as Scorsese makes one or more films I genuinely love, I will happily grant him a similar pass.

Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Monday, 21 October 2019 17:22 (four years ago) link

xp And I guess to answer my own question ("why don't those guys pick on their bud Lucas") somewhat; a day before making his "despicable" remark, Coppola apparently said this at a Q&A:

“If you make art that’s not personal, it’s a sin….When I was hired to do ‘The Godfather,’ I tried to do something that was personal, even though I was hired” to work on a pre-existing project, he said. “It’s not that you’re getting hired that’s bad, but just to think of it in terms of some sort of industry success. I would like everyone to make really personal films.”

So while it's kinda an eye-rolling thing to say, I guess the point could be made that Lucas's SW movies are "personal," even when they're bad. Is the same true of the new batch of SW films, though? Why doesn't he pick on those? Do they have a slightly more "personal" touch than the MCU films? Why am I still typing this? (procrastination)

drunk on hot toddies (morrisp), Monday, 21 October 2019 17:23 (four years ago) link

Also, I definitely think there needs to be some kind of regulation, and I suspect there already are some anti-trust rules that could be used against the way Disney especially abuses its position in the market. I think saying 'This isn't cinema!' is a shit way to get at that, though.


Yeah I agree that Martin Scorsese’s many proposals in that interview for applying an overarching antitrust regulatory framework were sadly lacking in policy detail

“Hakuna Matata,” a nihilist philosophy (One Eye Open), Monday, 21 October 2019 17:30 (four years ago) link

Meanwhile, very on-brand.

Your reminder that Werner Herzog - one of the greatest directors and EASILY the greatest human who also happens to direct - went to #SDCC without having heard of it (or "comic cons") and declared it: "Fantastic! I have never seen the collective dream all in one place!" pic.twitter.com/b28gs6ZgwN

— Bob Chipman (@the_moviebob) October 22, 2019

That image alone justifies the invention of photography.

Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 12:16 (four years ago) link

siri show me 'not getting it'

devvvine, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 12:25 (four years ago) link

Sir you're holding a banana

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 13:52 (four years ago) link

I don’t hate the Marvel films because they’re really shit, I hate them because they’re frequently blatant propaganda for US imperialism and they are produced in conjunction with the US military and the CIA, i.e. two of the most murderous organisations to ever exist.

— Louis Allday (@Louis_Allday) October 22, 2019

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 14:52 (four years ago) link

And also, the cgi is bad.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 15:00 (four years ago) link

... Does the CIA think that it's too highly-regarded?

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 15:01 (four years ago) link

they get excellent restaurant placement but the tuition is outrageous

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 15:04 (four years ago) link

Just remembered that I actually invented the Venerable New Hollywood Auteur Ranks on Marvel IP-Based Films subgenre during a 2006 phoner with Robert Altman. pic.twitter.com/hRKRtuOGCC

— ℑ 𝔇𝔬𝔫'𝔱 𝔅𝔩𝔞𝔪𝔢 𝔜𝔬𝔲 (@NickPinkerton) October 20, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 15:12 (four years ago) link

Robert Altman: all fourteen-year-old boys are gay as fuck

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 15:14 (four years ago) link

Both "sides" of this debate are equally obnoxious.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 15:16 (four years ago) link

Director of x-men certainly could weigh in on that xp

YouGov to see it (wins), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 15:17 (four years ago) link

only five of the X-Men pictures over 16 years, it’s not like he really had any influence

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 15:21 (four years ago) link

x-men movies kinda a bad example bc they're almost entirely awful. little carveout there for bits of FIRST CLASS, Patrick Stewart's scenes in LOGAN, and Oscar Isaac's performance of "Apocalypse, but he's Jeffrey Tambor."

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 15:45 (four years ago) link

it's amazing to me how badly x-men was handled and how popular they were anyway.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 15:46 (four years ago) link

let’s dig up Altman and tell him he was unfair to not think these movies were for serious grown-ups, by ...explaining that they were bad?

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 15:48 (four years ago) link

Revisionist nonsense - the first two X-Men movies are good-to-great, as are the first two reboots.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 15:49 (four years ago) link

xpost who said he was unfair?

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 15:53 (four years ago) link

the first two x-men movies are turgid and unmemorable. what made the first one significant was that it didn’t *look* like BATMAN & ROBIN.

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 15:55 (four years ago) link

X2 was totally memorable, gtfo

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 15:57 (four years ago) link

Nightcrawler BAMFing scene in X2 is good, one of the only times in a superhero movie I’ve seen that the idea of powers is actually conveyed as something otherworldly in a “real” space, genuinely uncanny. Jackman & Paquin carry the first through deadpan. idnrc anything else good about either

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 16:03 (four years ago) link

I would happily accept a permanent moratorium on all future superhero movies if it meant that the people who dislike their existence (often without having actually seen them) would STFU forever about superheroes.

Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 17:02 (four years ago) link

ive seen a few, thx, is 25 the minimum?

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 17:14 (four years ago) link

Anyway, speaking of business:

https://variety.com/2019/biz/news/kevin-feige-ike-perlmutter-marvel-disney-1203377802/

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 17:31 (four years ago) link

every time i see "WandaVision" i feel certain it's a typo

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 17:59 (four years ago) link

Favreau takes the high road: https://variety.com/2019/film/news/jon-favreau-scorsese-coppola-marvel-films-1203379391/

drunk on hot toddies (morrisp), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 19:24 (four years ago) link

I worry all this discourse may prevent Martin Scorsese from being cast as Doctor Doom.

— Peter LabuzAAAHH! (@labuzamovies) October 22, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 22:08 (four years ago) link

i see him as more of a rhino tbh

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 22:27 (four years ago) link

the most Almodovar criticism I can think of is superhero movies are bad because the characters don't fuck enough. God bless u Pedro https://t.co/rVNtZDxNeT

— nuanced opinion guy (@charles_kinbote) October 23, 2019

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Wednesday, 23 October 2019 13:18 (four years ago) link

They were so mean (especially Brisn DePalma) they literally made Lucas cry when he was showing them rough cuts of Star Wars. https://t.co/tABxjZzge2

— PETER kupLOEWsky - "AM A VAMPIRE!" (@PeterKapow) October 21, 2019

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Wednesday, 23 October 2019 13:22 (four years ago) link

Did we miss Ken Loach? There's almost enough for a poll pretty soon:

Loach said of superhero films: “I find them boring. They’re made as commodities … like hamburgers … It’s about making a commodity which will make profit for a big corporation – they’re a cynical exercise. They’re a market exercise and it has nothing to do with the art of cinema.”

jmm, Wednesday, 23 October 2019 13:50 (four years ago) link

I'm really enjoying how these director's are using themes and ideas in their own movies to construct their Marvel takedowns. Next up, 'The severe lack of symmetry in Marvel Movies is appalling'- Wes Anderson https://t.co/jyLAtQWYJk

— Nia Childs (@nia_loves_films) October 23, 2019

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Wednesday, 23 October 2019 13:50 (four years ago) link

Lucrecia Martel said it best:

“Companies are interested in female filmmakers but they still think action scenes are for male directors,” Martel said. “The first thing I asked them was maybe if they could change the special effects because there’s so many laser lights. I find them horrible. Also the soundtrack of Marvel films is quite horrendous. Maybe we disagree on this but it’s really hard to watch a Marvel film. It’s painful to the ears to watch Marvel films.”

jmm, Wednesday, 23 October 2019 14:05 (four years ago) link

As soon as the argument strays away from the legitimate concern of megastudios dominating theaters and narrowing opportunities for filmmakers, these complaints seem to very rapidly lose focus in their scramble to document the narcissism of small cinematic differences.

Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 23 October 2019 14:06 (four years ago) link

lol narcissism

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 23 October 2019 14:12 (four years ago) link

martel otm about the experience of watching them but aren't the actions scenes in all of these films done by one team?

devvvine, Wednesday, 23 October 2019 14:17 (four years ago) link

It's just kinda sad to me that people who are no longer in like their teens or early twenties feel so compelled to stridently stake out a side wrt 'high' vs. 'low' culture, as if it's impossible to appreciate (and critique) the broader spectrum.

Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 23 October 2019 14:18 (four years ago) link

I don't know that there's ever been clarity on who directs what.

Simon H., Wednesday, 23 October 2019 14:19 (four years ago) link

More like it's impossible for there to even be a broader spectrum in this environment, but point taken on me not being in my 20s anymore.

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Wednesday, 23 October 2019 14:22 (four years ago) link

i mean in all these cases the directors have been asked their opinion. also these films, the monopolisation of disney and obsession with ip development across studios are crushing out the rest of the spectrum while their fans demand we all acquiesce to their worthiness

devvvine, Wednesday, 23 October 2019 14:23 (four years ago) link

(Re-poll this question btw)

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Wednesday, 23 October 2019 14:24 (four years ago) link

The directors don’t have to give these opinions, it’s possible to dodge a question! Or they could make the economic argument that ppl here want them to be making, but which they aren’t — they’re dissing their fellow filmmakers on aesthetic grounds, which is why it’s interesting that they’re “going there.”

drunk on hot toddies (morrisp), Wednesday, 23 October 2019 14:25 (four years ago) link

guess what losers it's been an aesthetic game all along, culture plays the long game!!!!!

j., Wednesday, 23 October 2019 14:27 (four years ago) link

Almodovar has just released a "superheros don't fuck" opinion

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 23 October 2019 14:28 (four years ago) link

guess these nerds should have been reading kracauer instead of editing wikipedia pages on inter-media appearances of fifth-tier stan lee characters!

j., Wednesday, 23 October 2019 14:28 (four years ago) link

xp from april i believe, so not jumping on the bandwagon

devvvine, Wednesday, 23 October 2019 14:29 (four years ago) link

the glove is a football

teamwork is cooperation

self-sacrifice is the ultimate virtue! a true message for the ages

j., Wednesday, 23 October 2019 14:29 (four years ago) link

(Re-poll this question btw)

― Pauline Male (Eric H.), Wednesday, October 23, 2019 9:24 AM

I've been thinking this, new thread for Phase 4 & beyond, repoll, etc.

Galangal Baker (WmC), Wednesday, 23 October 2019 14:33 (four years ago) link

xp from april i believe, so not jumping on the bandwagon

― devvvine, Wednesday, 23 October 2019 bookmarkflaglink

A timely revive as I've been watching a few films by A

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 23 October 2019 14:38 (four years ago) link

And you just go cool posting as he always does

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 23 October 2019 14:39 (four years ago) link

martel otm about the experience of watching them but aren't the actions scenes in all of these films done by one team?


That was something else she spoke about iirc! They were courting her and she asked if she could make the action scenes not look like dogshit and they were like “no it’s ok you won’t be directing those parts”

YouGov to see it (wins), Wednesday, 23 October 2019 14:54 (four years ago) link

many xps but Martel has every right to talk about superhero films as she was interviewed to direct a marvel movie and opted out early
https://www.indiewire.com/2018/12/lucrecia-martel-marvel-offer-black-widow-sexist-dont-worry-action-scenes-1202027524/

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 23 October 2019 15:05 (four years ago) link

oh, never mind; wins beat me to it.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 23 October 2019 15:06 (four years ago) link

The directors don’t have to give these opinions, it’s possible to dodge a question!

what a weird thing to want them to do.

"You want my opinion on the series of films that have completely reshaped the industry I work in and redefined the forseeable future of how movies are made, shown, and seen? Welllll, what's one person's opinion in the grand scheme of things, the important thing we can all agree on is that watching movies is fun and all movies are movies! I like my popcorn with extra butter!"

“Hakuna Matata,” a nihilist philosophy (One Eye Open), Wednesday, 23 October 2019 15:20 (four years ago) link

Asking Martin Scorsese a question about movies and him dodging the question or simply saying no comment is something that would never happen btw.

omar little, Wednesday, 23 October 2019 15:23 (four years ago) link

Where did I say I “wanted” them to do that? I said it was interesting that they didn’t (which is why we’re talking about it)

drunk on hot toddies (morrisp), Wednesday, 23 October 2019 15:25 (four years ago) link

Considering how much the personal style of the filmmakers involved is mostly subsumed and made invisible by the demand for consistency in the films I don’t even know how any of them can take it very personally. Scorsese et al are basically being a little agnostic about a corporation not an individual.

omar little, Wednesday, 23 October 2019 15:27 (four years ago) link

Much like the marvel films themselves, I looking forward to this whole thing never running its course

YouGov to see it (wins), Wednesday, 23 October 2019 15:33 (four years ago) link

xxp apologies if i misread how you meant your post morrisp - like a marvel movie, this thread is busy and long and i dont always keep track of the characters well

“Hakuna Matata,” a nihilist philosophy (One Eye Open), Wednesday, 23 October 2019 15:34 (four years ago) link

the forseeable future of how movies are made, shown, and seen?

for the love of fucking christ

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 23 October 2019 15:34 (four years ago) link

“Kore-eda san, thank you for coming to talk with us. My first and only question is what did you think of the scarlet witch?”

“Well, I—“

“WHY WONT YOU LET PEOPLE ENJOY THINGS”

YouGov to see it (wins), Wednesday, 23 October 2019 15:34 (four years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CFc7s4aDlM

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 23 October 2019 15:35 (four years ago) link

It seems like half of what Disney & co. are taking offense at is in feeling erased as individuals and being treated like a corporation.

"When Francis uses the words, 'those films are despicable', to whom is he talking?" he quizzed, reeling off a list of names, including Kevin Feige, Marvel's newly-promoted Chief Creative Officer, directors Taika Watiti and Ryan Coogler, as well as MCU stars Scarlett Johansson, Chadwick Boseman, and Robert Downey Jr, as examples.

https://ca.ign.com/articles/2019/10/23/disney-ceo-bob-iger-defends-marvel-movies-after-disrespectful-attacks-from-scorsese-and-coppola

jmm, Wednesday, 23 October 2019 15:36 (four years ago) link

corporations are people iirc

devvvine, Wednesday, 23 October 2019 15:38 (four years ago) link

MODOK IS GENIUS!

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 23 October 2019 15:38 (four years ago) link

Honestly, most of these complaints probably should be leveled at Kevin Feige. He's too good at what he does, and I maintain that when he moves on from shepherding the MCU, we will see a marked decline in the fortunes of the superhero film. I mean, see pretty much every superhero film he doesn't handle, some of which do quite well at the BO but which generally don't have the guiding hand to make continued success (via sequels, bumbling attempts at universe-building, etc.) sustainable.

Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 23 October 2019 15:51 (four years ago) link

editing wikipedia pages on inter-media appearances of fifth-tier stan lee characters!

Literally the only Stan Lee character I can think of is Stripperella (unless you count Funky Flashman), imagine even one tier below that having a wikipedia

There is a cross-media section though, right enough:

Originally there was to have been a promotional Stripperella comic published by Les Humanoïdes Associés (publishers of Métal Hurlant magazine) alongside the animated series, but creative differences between Spike TV and Pamela Anderson saw it canceled before publication.

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Wednesday, 23 October 2019 15:58 (four years ago) link

for the love of fucking christ

I saw a technicolor print of Leave Her To Heaven about this time last year. When do you think anyone is going to be able to do that again?

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Wednesday, 23 October 2019 16:05 (four years ago) link

Next Tuesday.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 23 October 2019 16:12 (four years ago) link

I mean apart from anything else, 'last year' is the middle of Phase 3, so the iron gates that means that superhero films have blocked all other movies should be even more in effect then than now.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 23 October 2019 16:14 (four years ago) link

(unless you're talking about what devvvine linked, which is indeed shithousery, but nothing related to what I was responding to)

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 23 October 2019 16:16 (four years ago) link

Disney reshaping exhibition in a whole variety of ways is what you were responding to, though.

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Wednesday, 23 October 2019 16:19 (four years ago) link

this stuff is not changing back anytime soon

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Wednesday, 23 October 2019 16:26 (four years ago) link

So your contention is that, in the context of the Scorcese argument, One Eye Open said "the series of films" when he meant "Disney's rep and small new releases policy"?

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 23 October 2019 16:31 (four years ago) link

The weight of this series of films is a significant contributor to Disney’s closing off of lesser profit streams, yes. They would rather spend person-hours on $300MM films that they expect to make $1B than to keep employing people who rent out films for $1000 a shot. It’s the hegemonic nature of these films that allows them to demand a higher percentage of receipts, even though (as linked) this is actually driving exhibitors out of business. Their demands on exhibitors for their series-sized films specifically do stop smaller films from being seen, even when “smaller” means big expensive colourful action-filled family-friendly adventures, as with Paddington 2 and Black Panther.

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Wednesday, 23 October 2019 16:44 (four years ago) link

There's probably something to be said for distinguishing among these claims/critiques:

  • Aesthetic: MCU movies are shallow, simplistic, homogeneous, too long, too loud, too chaste, have too much and/or crappy CGI; their financial success will lead to more of the same
  • Generic: superhero properties take up too much space literally (screens) and figuratively (in the discourse / the attention economy)
  • Sociological: the often aggrieved fan culture around these culturally hegemonic movies irritates me for the following reasons
  • Economic: insert a variety of concerns over Disney's increasing consolidation of and power within the industry (see that other thread)
The last category is definitely the most worrying and defensible IMO. People pointing out that we're going a WHOLE YEAR without a new MCU movie (while also informing me something called WandaVision is coming to streaming) push me to consider the first two more seriously.

rob, Wednesday, 23 October 2019 16:48 (four years ago) link

A respite and then there’s an 18 month span coming up in which we’ll get six new marvel movies

omar little, Wednesday, 23 October 2019 16:50 (four years ago) link

And we were singing bye bye miss American pie

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 23 October 2019 16:52 (four years ago) link

xp
yeah it's not a good defense lol

rob, Wednesday, 23 October 2019 16:54 (four years ago) link

Speaking as an unabashed fan of Marvel, I could easily cobble together a half dozen barbed critiques of the MCU with more substance than those voiced by many of the folks who actively loathe the MCU. The maverick filmmaker cognoscenti should hire sic and Ward Fowler for their talking points, imo.

Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 23 October 2019 16:58 (four years ago) link

eeeeeaaaaasily

j., Wednesday, 23 October 2019 17:04 (four years ago) link

All the things on rob’s list are inarguably correct perfectly valid reasons to criticise these things and, as sic says and andrew seems to be denying, they are not unrelated to each other

YouGov to see it (wins), Wednesday, 23 October 2019 17:22 (four years ago) link

maverick filmmaker cognoscenti

I mean, I cited the studio’s highest-grossing film of the decade

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Wednesday, 23 October 2019 17:23 (four years ago) link

I was, ftr, not snarking! When a reporter approaches let's say a Wong-Kar Wai about his thoughts on the latest Marvel film, it would be a boon if he were able to consult with you and refine some sound talking points beforehand so he isn't forced to extemporize all like 'these superheroes today with their rocking and a-rolling and hipping and hopping, Batman punching Spider-Man in Riverdale...it's all just noise!'

Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 23 October 2019 18:03 (four years ago) link

Did we miss Ken Loach? There's almost enough for a poll pretty soon:

Loach said of superhero films: “I find them boring. They’re made as commodities … like hamburgers … It’s about making a commodity which will make profit for a big corporation – they’re a cynical exercise. They’re a market exercise and it has nothing to do with the art of cinema.”

lmao what a hypocrite btw:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJp6tBoa9JI

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Wednesday, 23 October 2019 18:09 (four years ago) link

They're not entirely unrelated, but at worst they spring from "these films are very popular", which isn't the angle Scorcese et al are taking.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 23 October 2019 22:25 (four years ago) link

putting aside the more interesting critiques raised in this thread, there's an implication here that man, anyone could do it if they just set aside their principles and devotion to the craft which, uh, Dark Phoenix and F4 and Justice League and etc etc called and they'd like you to know they tried that and where is their cookie?

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 23 October 2019 22:44 (four years ago) link

the angle Scorcese et al are taking.

1) the angle he's taking? he was asked at the end of a 3000-word career-retrospective piece if he had watched Captain Marvel for tips on de-aging software before making The Irishman, and, concluding an interview where he had repeatedly praised multiple films that he thinks are great and influential and worthwhile, said that made-by-committee superhero films aren't to his taste.

2) of course they wouldn't care about some bad films if the market wasn't unbalanced towards them. neither Loach nor Coppola nor Scorsese have ever been clickbaited for slagging DTV trash, and Coppola always urged amateurs to use cheap video technology to get out and start making something.

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Wednesday, 23 October 2019 23:49 (four years ago) link

If he had merely said they "weren't to his taste," we wouldn't be having this conversation!

drunk on hot toddies (morrisp), Wednesday, 23 October 2019 23:55 (four years ago) link

do you really think that in the context of the interview he was any more extreme than that?

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Thursday, 24 October 2019 00:10 (four years ago) link

"that's not cinema" is fairly extreme!

drunk on hot toddies (morrisp), Thursday, 24 October 2019 00:11 (four years ago) link

bazin to thread to settle this

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Thursday, 24 October 2019 00:14 (four years ago) link

Like, imagine you are Anna Boden or Taika Waititi or Favreau or a Russo Brother, and Scorcese says of your stuff -- "It isn’t the cinema of human beings trying to convey emotional, psychological experiences to another human being." That's hardcore!

drunk on hot toddies (morrisp), Thursday, 24 October 2019 00:14 (four years ago) link

Seriously, they've been inconsolable for days.

Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Thursday, 24 October 2019 00:16 (four years ago) link

OTOH, WGAF about what Scorsese considers (dons beret) AH-SIN-AY-MAHHHH! (chef kiss)

Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Thursday, 24 October 2019 00:18 (four years ago) link

a) this is correct, it is about superhumans and cartoon gods

b) p sure Waititi and Boden know that their Marvel work is not the same as Mississippi Grind or Boy

c) compare it to everything he says about other films in the same interview.

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Thursday, 24 October 2019 00:19 (four years ago) link

I've only read the press excerpts of what he said about the Marvel films! What else does he say isn't cinema?

drunk on hot toddies (morrisp), Thursday, 24 October 2019 00:29 (four years ago) link

(I GAF solely b/c what he and Coppola said seems so harsh, and it's interesting to me that they would say it... but if they say that kinda stuff all the time, then I admit it's not so interesting!)

drunk on hot toddies (morrisp), Thursday, 24 October 2019 00:30 (four years ago) link

p sure Waititi and Boden know that their Marvel work is not the same as Mississippi Grind or Boy

Yep. Esp considering, based on anecdotal evidence, we can at least guess (at least for Boden/Fleck) there are chunks of the movie they flat out did not direct.

Simon H., Thursday, 24 October 2019 00:36 (four years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/IVar7ME.jpg

I've been a Marvel Zombie since 1972, but Scorsese's not entirely wrong.

Galangal Baker (WmC), Thursday, 24 October 2019 00:42 (four years ago) link

xp It’s still gotta sting a little!

drunk on hot toddies (morrisp), Thursday, 24 October 2019 00:48 (four years ago) link

Coppola is the exemplar of the "one for them, one for me" philosophy. He knows that taking a commissioned job doesn't necessarily say anything about a filmmaker's personal work.

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Thursday, 24 October 2019 01:08 (four years ago) link

that said, I'd hate to be the director on the end of this stinging rebuke from the big man:

"It was considered that I had made Apocalypse Now and I'm like a Marty Scorsese type of director, and here I am making this dumb Disney film with Robin Williams. But I was always happy to do any type of film."

oooohh, shots fired!

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Thursday, 24 October 2019 01:10 (four years ago) link

it is about superhumans and cartoon gods

this is mostly where the films fall a bit flat for me, i guess. they're mostly entertaining, i'm pretty deferential to them, and i consider at least Ragnarok to be some kind of masterpiece. but they don't really move me or really make me care that much.

omar little, Thursday, 24 October 2019 01:14 (four years ago) link

"But I was always happy to do any type of film."

Worth noting he filed for bankruptcy three times between 1990 and 1992 thanks to taking risks on stuff like One From the Heart.

Simon H., Thursday, 24 October 2019 01:19 (four years ago) link

Francis Ford CaptainEO

Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Thursday, 24 October 2019 01:31 (four years ago) link

(Again, before anyone gets butthurt, I hold Coppola in the highest esteem.)

(But also: Francis Jack Coppola)

Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Thursday, 24 October 2019 01:33 (four years ago) link

Now he’s flush, cuz he added some wine to that cheese!

drunk on hot toddies (morrisp), Thursday, 24 October 2019 01:45 (four years ago) link

Why are we still litigating this?

These are popcorn flicks, do we care that Scorsese feels like they're not Ingmar Bergman flicks

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Thursday, 24 October 2019 01:49 (four years ago) link

That's an insult to popcorn flicks.

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 24 October 2019 01:51 (four years ago) link

Not really

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Thursday, 24 October 2019 01:53 (four years ago) link

a popcorn flick is not such an ordeal

j., Thursday, 24 October 2019 02:00 (four years ago) link

Hyperbole on overdrive

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Thursday, 24 October 2019 02:02 (four years ago) link

Bonnie and Clyde and Jaws and Psycho and Indiana Jones and Jurassic Park were all popcorn flicks.

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 24 October 2019 02:13 (four years ago) link

The MCU is the middlebrow Oscarbait dreck of popcorn flicks.

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 24 October 2019 02:18 (four years ago) link

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Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Thursday, 24 October 2019 02:28 (four years ago) link

Bluish green is the greatest color on earth! Greenish blue on the other hand makes me projectile vom and anyone who likes it is literally satan, omg u guys

Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Thursday, 24 October 2019 02:47 (four years ago) link

Sunrises fill me with joy! Sunsets otoh are like the goatse of the sky.

Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Thursday, 24 October 2019 02:48 (four years ago) link

Netflix Originals:MCU::prestige TV:popcorn flicks

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 24 October 2019 03:53 (four years ago) link

dang what does that make DC?

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Thursday, 24 October 2019 03:56 (four years ago) link

Vudu Originals

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 24 October 2019 03:58 (four years ago) link

Things that are round : things that are edible :: things that make noise : things that are flammable

Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Thursday, 24 October 2019 03:58 (four years ago) link

eep
Opp
Ork
Ah ah

And that means
Eat my ass

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Thursday, 24 October 2019 04:20 (four years ago) link

New bjork album pushing the envelope i see

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 24 October 2019 05:22 (four years ago) link

I admit I was not aware of the precise context of Scorsese's comments, and would like to praise the interviewer for the implicit "you know this is some gimmicky shit, right?"

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 24 October 2019 06:06 (four years ago) link

It’s ok nobody looked at the context

Scorsese made a children’s film this decade! He isn’t against them - his mildly stated opinion on these ones should be taken in good faith in the context of a lifetime of extremely catholic (lol) moviegoing. People imagining he’s coming from a place of snooty hauteur are either being disingenuous or actually don’t know anything about who is talking

YouGov to see it (wins), Thursday, 24 October 2019 07:00 (four years ago) link

Disney-Marvel (good), 2019: ooh better make the Ancient One a white woman, we don't want the Chinese government thinking they're Tibetan.

Martin Scorsese (bad), 1997: here's my movie about the Dalai Lama, the invasion of Tibet, and the slaughter of its people. Aint I a stinker?

— Patrick Marlboroughoul!!! (@Cormac_McCafe) October 22, 2019



This thread was on point I thought - at this juncture mainly because it will annoy the marvel drones who have seamlessly pivoted from “something something old white man” to “yasss Bob iger go off king”, but also it usefully itemises things that might hopefully mitigate against Marty’s crime of giving an opinion when asked

YouGov to see it (wins), Thursday, 24 October 2019 07:03 (four years ago) link

I am very sorry that those people exist, but none of them exist on this thread, so Give Us a Fucking Break.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 24 October 2019 07:47 (four years ago) link

it is about superhumans and cartoon gods

This bullshit standard would Mean 'Babe: Pig in the City' isn't cinema either, and I won't stand for that!

Frederik B, Thursday, 24 October 2019 07:58 (four years ago) link

hmm if only there were a relevant difference between beings of superhuman capability and beings without it

j., Thursday, 24 October 2019 08:03 (four years ago) link

xxp ok, to put a finer point on it: the thread explains why if “Scorsese vs marvel” is really an actual thing that we have to do it’s gonna be Scorsese all day unless you’re a fucking cop 😜

YouGov to see it (wins), Thursday, 24 October 2019 08:47 (four years ago) link

The thing is, for me it's not about Scorsese vs Marvel, and it's been dispiriting to see how few fellow film nerds are able to see past that framing. Of course Scorsese films are better! The thing is, was what he said accurate or not, and it's not. And of course it's harsh! 'That's not cinema!' Coppola called them 'despicable!'. It's okay to agree, and think that Coppola is right to call Taika Waititi the maker of a 'despicable' film, but of course it's a harsh attack on a fellow film maker.

Frederik B, Thursday, 24 October 2019 09:09 (four years ago) link

xp It's not an actual thing though? He's allowed be a mensch and have a lousy opinion in his old age - it's a blessing he doesn't have more (other than the whole Polanski business, where he hardly stands out).

I look forward to this discourse reaching its final form, where he declares that he's going to make a hiphop track a superhero movie that will show us all, then makes increasingly infrequent references to it in interviews over the next decade.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 24 October 2019 09:10 (four years ago) link

It’s a good opinion I’m afraid

YouGov to see it (wins), Thursday, 24 October 2019 09:25 (four years ago) link

Here's a good opinion: People who rate opinions on whether they are 'good' rather than 'correct' can go fuck themselves.

Frederik B, Thursday, 24 October 2019 09:28 (four years ago) link

it's a bad opinion i'm afraid

genre: post-britpop (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 24 October 2019 09:31 (four years ago) link

Well, you can go fuck yourself, I'm afraid

Frederik B, Thursday, 24 October 2019 09:32 (four years ago) link

*lubes up*

genre: post-britpop (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 24 October 2019 09:37 (four years ago) link

lol :)

Frederik B, Thursday, 24 October 2019 09:38 (four years ago) link

Here's a good opinion: People who rate opinions on whether they are 'good' rather than 'correct' can go fuck themselves.


I’m afraid this opinion is... incorrect

YouGov to see it (wins), Thursday, 24 October 2019 09:42 (four years ago) link

Okay, genie, I guess my second wish will be to undo my first wish for Marvel movies that are good + fun. I thought we were ready but clearly we aren't. We just aren't.

Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Thursday, 24 October 2019 10:13 (four years ago) link

You can have nothing but marvel movies for the rest of time, but you must pay the ultimate price: some people not liking them

YouGov to see it (wins), Thursday, 24 October 2019 10:22 (four years ago) link

wins doing good sisiphyean work itt

difficult listening hour, Thursday, 24 October 2019 10:25 (four years ago) link

lmao wins

devvvine, Thursday, 24 October 2019 10:26 (four years ago) link

Anyone insisting that people have to like Marvel movies is a putz.

Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Thursday, 24 October 2019 10:43 (four years ago) link

Scor*s*ese made a children’s film this decade! He isn’t against them - his mildly stated opinion on these ones should be taken in good faith in the context of a lifetime of extremely catholic (lol) moviegoing. People imagining he’s coming from a place of snooty hauteur are either being disingenuous or actually don’t know anything about who is talking


Yeah not to mention how Scorsese and Coppola and all these dudes all made their bones working on drive-in trash for Roger Corman, and Scorsese still stans hard for that kind of stuff, the idea of him as some elitist who just hates popular stuff and thinks everyone should just watch Bela Tarr movies is one of the silliest parts of this debate.

“Hakuna Matata,” a nihilist philosophy (One Eye Open), Thursday, 24 October 2019 11:53 (four years ago) link

I know he made a children's film this decade, but the moral of that film was 'poor Georges Meliés' so I don't think that disproves him as a filmsnob...

Frederik B, Thursday, 24 October 2019 12:01 (four years ago) link

This seems, for whatever reason, to be a topic where nuance can find little purchase.

Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Thursday, 24 October 2019 12:05 (four years ago) link

Cinéma > Film > Movies > Pictures > Flicks

Just taking notes here. Work in progress, probably missed a few...

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Thursday, 24 October 2019 13:16 (four years ago) link

xp Blame the movies that inspired the conversation in the first place.

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Thursday, 24 October 2019 13:18 (four years ago) link

Thank u for underscoring my point.

Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Thursday, 24 October 2019 13:23 (four years ago) link

You're welcome, stupid.

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Thursday, 24 October 2019 13:32 (four years ago) link

thank u for keeping us entertained between cape operas

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Thursday, 24 October 2019 13:34 (four years ago) link

we should make a list of all the quality pictures that get wide distribution during this golden age

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Thursday, 24 October 2019 13:36 (four years ago) link

these superheroes today with their rocking and a-rolling and hipping and hopping, Batman punching Spider-Man in Riverdale...it's all just noise

I look forward to this discourse reaching its final form, where he declares that he's going to make a hiphop track a superhero movie that will show us all

fave recurring absurdity itt is "these movies are like hiphop", because multibilliondollar authoritarian product martin scorsese treated with insufficient respect == revolutionary form of underclass self-expression triggering an orgy of copyright violation and decades of moral panic. they're both for the young u see

difficult listening hour, Thursday, 24 October 2019 13:42 (four years ago) link

The Four Elements Of Apple Jacks

difficult listening hour, Thursday, 24 October 2019 13:44 (four years ago) link

Yes, that is what I said. I said Marvel movies were like hiphop. You got it exactly right.

Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Thursday, 24 October 2019 13:48 (four years ago) link

argument has gotten recursive so lemme throw this out there: which of the current cycle of superhero movies (let's say since 2008 since that's the Dark Knight/Iron Man marker) most approach "cinema" by the standards of the Scorcese pronouncement?

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 24 October 2019 14:00 (four years ago) link

Genuine answer: the only one I've seen that seemed to have glimmers of a personality was Ragnarok. But I may have been caught offguard by a lifting headache.

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Thursday, 24 October 2019 14:04 (four years ago) link

I'd say The Dark Knight Rises, but that's because I now hate cinema.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 24 October 2019 14:05 (four years ago) link

Of course Scorsese films are better! The thing is, was what he said accurate or not, and it's not. And of course it's harsh! 'That's not cinema!' Coppola called them 'despicable!'. It's okay to agree, and think that Coppola is right to call Taika Waititi the maker of a 'despicable' film, but of course it's a harsh attack on a fellow film maker.

This is my precise pov, btw

drunk on hot toddies (morrisp), Thursday, 24 October 2019 14:06 (four years ago) link

xps Tho if that cliffhanger opening was actually connected to a different Marvel movie in a genuine narrative extension, and not just as a corny fake "last week, in our story" gag, downgrade my opinion a few notches.

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Thursday, 24 October 2019 14:06 (four years ago) link

xp I’m most interested in the professional dis/shade aspect of their comments. And how Favreau noted — “I’ve worked with Marty”... I think that’s a subtle “c’mon, man”

drunk on hot toddies (morrisp), Thursday, 24 October 2019 14:08 (four years ago) link

strongly recommend anyone with any love for superhero movies try this year's Fast Color, which was a joy from either side of the popcorn/cinema divide
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tySUZIiXObc

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 24 October 2019 14:10 (four years ago) link

if I were Scorsese and my so-called colleagues called me "Marty" I'd pray for Thanos to vaporize me

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 24 October 2019 14:10 (four years ago) link

Especially if it's Jon Favreau

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Thursday, 24 October 2019 14:12 (four years ago) link

Marty's condemned to forever wander the multiverse in search of the Cinema Gem.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 24 October 2019 14:14 (four years ago) link

Personally, I haven't proclaimed (and wouldn't proclaim) that any superhero film is High Art so my response to anyone rejecting the notion of superhero films as High Art would be 'you are correct.' My response to anyone painting all superhero films with a broad Worthless Trash brush because they aren't High Art would be 'you are perhaps making a reactionary bad faith argument rn.'

Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Thursday, 24 October 2019 14:14 (four years ago) link

now that is solomonic

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 24 October 2019 14:15 (four years ago) link

nosing about to answer my own question and realized i forgot Frank Miller's (Sin) Spirit movie existed... i'm gonna have to get real wasted sometime and force myself through as much of it as i can handle... this cast! the music! the outrageously bad script, even in the trailer!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdaVjwEFOEk

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 24 October 2019 14:16 (four years ago) link

FTR, I'd easily place 3-4 Coppola films and, despite my appreciation, precisely zero superhero films in my all-time top 50. But also precisely zero Scorsese films would make the cut (sorry, Marty).

Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Thursday, 24 October 2019 14:17 (four years ago) link

dropping "marty" in public-- had a professor addicted to this-- is a bogdanovichist thirst move (xps)

difficult listening hour, Thursday, 24 October 2019 14:20 (four years ago) link

Jon Favreau in an ascot beside his underage model girlfriend

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 24 October 2019 14:21 (four years ago) link

Fast Color looks interesting - thematically it reminds me of N.K. Jemisin's Broken Earth books. Will definitely check that out.

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Thursday, 24 October 2019 14:21 (four years ago) link

I thought everyone in tha biz calls him “Marty”??

drunk on hot toddies (morrisp), Thursday, 24 October 2019 14:25 (four years ago) link

argument has gotten recursive so lemme throw this out there: which of the current cycle of superhero movies (let's say since 2008 since that's the Dark Knight/Iron Man marker) most approach "cinema" by the standards of the Scorcese pronouncement?

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), 24. oktober 2019 16:00 (twenty-one minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

First of all, it's a bullshit standard. But even going by those standards, all of them pass! All of the superhero films have scenes of 'human beings trying to convey emotional, psychological experiences to another human being.' And consistently, those are the worst scenes!

Frederik B, Thursday, 24 October 2019 14:25 (four years ago) link

Marty isn't using "cinema" to connote "high art," though.

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Thursday, 24 October 2019 14:25 (four years ago) link

I hated it when Jake as Mysterio didn't convey the emotional, psychological experience of getting nude for me.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 24 October 2019 14:26 (four years ago) link

xp No matter how many times people in bad faith type the word out phonetically.

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Thursday, 24 October 2019 14:26 (four years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVcjeAByzaQ

Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Thursday, 24 October 2019 14:30 (four years ago) link

when will Marvel green light the All About Eve comic book?

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 24 October 2019 14:30 (four years ago) link

Not til the last drug store has sold its last pill.

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Thursday, 24 October 2019 14:33 (four years ago) link

fast color is great, one of the better endings I've seen in any superhero movie. viola davis is apparently trying to make it into a series for amazon.
https://deadline.com/2019/07/fast-color-series-adaptation-amazon-viola-davis-julius-tennons-juvee-productions-1202656971/

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 24 October 2019 14:35 (four years ago) link

... and apparently they're trying to do an Octavia Butler "Wild Seed" series too which would be rad

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 24 October 2019 14:36 (four years ago) link

oh hey, fuel!
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/fernando-meirelles-marvel-superhero-films-1249498

I like the technique, sometimes I watch fragments and trailers and all the VFX and the production is really spectacular, really first class people are involved. But I can't engage with the story, I get sleepy. Sometimes I watch those at the cinema and after half an hour I am sleepy. It's very overwhelming. It doesn't interest me at all.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 24 October 2019 14:45 (four years ago) link

I mean, there’s nothing to talk about with that quote, it’s totally reasonable

drunk on hot toddies (morrisp), Thursday, 24 October 2019 14:53 (four years ago) link

Yeah, it's cool. Opining differs slightly from proclaiming.

Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Thursday, 24 October 2019 14:54 (four years ago) link

... and apparently they're trying to do an Octavia Butler "Wild Seed" series too which would be rad

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, October 24, 2019 9:36 AM (seventeen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Whoa @ this

Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Thursday, 24 October 2019 14:56 (four years ago) link

Agreed on Fast Color being a fun watch. Would be an excellent triple feature with Midnight Special and Kin. I'd like to see more from all three of those worlds.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Thursday, 24 October 2019 15:02 (four years ago) link

I do find myself getting antsy for most Marvel movies to get over

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 24 October 2019 15:04 (four years ago) link

no shame in that. the “big action piece” is usually pretty boring!

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Thursday, 24 October 2019 15:06 (four years ago) link

They would be better without any narrative at all, honestly.

Frederik B, Thursday, 24 October 2019 15:07 (four years ago) link

i feel the opposite, the action scenes are really flat to me

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 24 October 2019 15:18 (four years ago) link

but it's not the narrative that's good either, you're right. it's more the world building and little offhand moments

I don't know if I could sit down and tell you the plot of any of them, I mean the mcguffin or w/e that was being used

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 24 October 2019 15:20 (four years ago) link

Well, yeah, they should ideally just be the raccoon yelling at Robert Downey Jr for half an hour, and then there's a Kendrick Lamar song.

Frederik B, Thursday, 24 October 2019 15:24 (four years ago) link

this is the funniest thing i've seen pic.twitter.com/ywSFGMWFuD

— meeraan (@masturbatwing) October 23, 2019

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Thursday, 24 October 2019 15:26 (four years ago) link

I mean...anyone making that argument with any degree of seriousness probably has a full-time caretaker to keep them from sticking their tongue into wall sockets and what have you.

Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Thursday, 24 October 2019 15:33 (four years ago) link

On that we do agree

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Thursday, 24 October 2019 15:34 (four years ago) link

they should ideally just be the raccoon yelling at Robert Downey Jr for half an hour

that's a really mean way to refer to gwyneth paltrow ffs

genre: post-britpop (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 24 October 2019 15:34 (four years ago) link

That's really dumb, but the first Ant-Man is essentially a heist film, so it's not entirely wrong on that count. I won't even try to make a case for the bottom two there.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 24 October 2019 15:34 (four years ago) link

I do find myself getting antsy for most Marvel movies to get over

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown),

you find yourself feeling like Paul Rudd

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 24 October 2019 15:36 (four years ago) link

are you coming on to me?

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 24 October 2019 15:36 (four years ago) link

If you refer to Doctor Strange as a 'surreal avant-garde experimental film' then you have seen maybe twelve movies in the course of your entire life.

Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Thursday, 24 October 2019 15:38 (four years ago) link

someone's gearing up to release some pym particles, that's for sure xp

genre: post-britpop (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 24 October 2019 15:38 (four years ago) link

xpost Eleven of them superhero-related (with one of the Paul Blart joints filling out the roster).

Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Thursday, 24 October 2019 15:39 (four years ago) link

best thing about that tweet is correctly categorising the last temptation of christ as a crime film

genre: post-britpop (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 24 October 2019 15:39 (four years ago) link

my main problem w/Marvel movies is they're not very kinetic or gripping in terms of the action scenes w/the arguable exception of Winter Soldier. and the visual style of the films is mostly very flat. the exceptions being Ragnarok and the GOTG films. and i've said elsewhere, so many of these films end with a large smoldering craft of some kind slowly crashing to the surface while people onboard fight to escape.

i think there's also the larger point remaining about how much talent behind and in front of the camera has spent a decent chunk of their peak years working on these films vs more interesting projects. i'm not gonna suggest they all needed a Cassavetes to give them a kick in the ass, or necessarily would be worth giving a talking-to (i'm not going to "what-if" myself thinking about missing all those Jon Favreau auteur projects) but it's certainly true that in today's Hollywood even moreso than the past that a lot of competent talent is lured with big paychecks so they can knock out tentpole product, and there's little room for anything else from a lot of them. So other filmmakers and actors giving a zing to that entire process is completely cool. i mean like i've also said i like the Marvel movies, for the most part, but more recently i've found their seeming omnipresence fairly wearying.

omar little, Thursday, 24 October 2019 15:40 (four years ago) link

I fell asleep during one of the My First Mushroom Trip action scenes in Doctor Strange

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 24 October 2019 15:43 (four years ago) link

these days when i see an action film done right i sit up and take immediate notice. honestly it's very rare and even the John Wick films (which i enjoy very much) kind of just feel like a pummeling after awhile, just this relentlessness which is impressive in its own right, taking place in this beautiful purple and blue and red world, but more exhausting in certain ways than they are completely thrilling. and they do remain impressive to me but i have to be honest about their shortcomings.

omar little, Thursday, 24 October 2019 15:45 (four years ago) link

Mr. & Mrs. Smith is underrated as a modern action movie - like Bourne I (also Liman) and John Wick, the action is always visually coherent but it's dialed down even further than either of those.

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 24 October 2019 15:48 (four years ago) link

discounting occasional outrage from sexist idiots online, there's nothing in any of the marvel films that really deviates from baseline mainstream american cultural mores

I feel compelled to watch and have some base level of enjoyment from watching these movies but there's no sense of risk in the scripts, shots, or acting. And after a while, without any risk there's no promise of a reward

I guess while I was typing this, omar said it better

mh, Thursday, 24 October 2019 15:55 (four years ago) link

i think there's also the larger point remaining about how much talent behind and in front of the camera has spent a decent chunk of their peak years working on these films vs more interesting projects.

I think about this a lot and am surprised its not brought up more often, the opportunity cost of whole careers getting sucked into the gravitational pull of these franchises

“Hakuna Matata,” a nihilist philosophy (One Eye Open), Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:11 (four years ago) link

and whole audiences' hours of filmgoing life

j., Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:12 (four years ago) link

so did you guys get this sorted yet

Οὖτις, Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:18 (four years ago) link

Just waiting on Soderbergh to weigh in.

Galangal Baker (WmC), Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:20 (four years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGGfnLBTLdY

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:21 (four years ago) link

(Soderbergh I'd be really interested in the views of, particularly since he helped the Russos get the gig)

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:23 (four years ago) link

All the lost Oscars for developmentally-challenged character roles. It's a tragedy! We'll always have Juliette Lewis, though.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:24 (four years ago) link

i think there's also the larger point remaining about how much talent behind and in front of the camera has spent a decent chunk of their peak years working on these films vs more interesting projects.
I think about this a lot and am surprised its not brought up more often, the opportunity cost of whole careers getting sucked into the gravitational pull of these franchises

― “Hakuna Matata,” a nihilist philosophy (One Eye Open), 24. oktober 2019 18:11 (eleven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I really don't get who this would be? Most of the people making these films would otherwise be making a different kind of shitty blockbuster? If anything, making a marvel meant that Hitler bunny comedy got made.

Frederik B, Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:26 (four years ago) link

this is all theoretical of course but certainly many of the actors have previously shown a lot of talent for picking interesting films, playing characters who aren't wearing capes. keeping in mind that i generally think most of these actors have done good work on the cape-character front.

omar little, Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:29 (four years ago) link

which is also why separately it's a little disappointing to see Pattinson signing on to play Batman after a period in which he really went all-in playing a wide array of interesting parts. now if he's just doing it to allow himself to continue to play more of these parts, i'm all for it. As long as he doesn't Robert Downey Jr himself and start working exclusively for DC Entertainment Corp

omar little, Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:33 (four years ago) link

xxp the person i can think of who this might be referring to is Chloe Zhao but she's got her first film with them on the way and I can only hope that this can fund her next six projects. and eternals might even be interesting (nb it likely will not)

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:36 (four years ago) link

RDJr's hit rate would be considerably higher if he was exclusive to Marvel, in fairness.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:41 (four years ago) link

If anything, making a marvel meant that Hitler bunny comedy got made.

*faye dunaway floating math equations.gif*

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:50 (four years ago) link

painting all superhero films with a broad Worthless Trash brush

There have been three superhero adaptation films that aren’t worthless trash, but some of the others are fun worthless trash


I thought everyone in tha biz calls him “Marty”??

Christopher Moltisanti is not technically “in tha biz”

Mr. & Mrs. Smith is underrated as a modern action movie - like Bourne I (also Liman)

Live. Die. Repeat. is a better Liman in this comparison, as it’s punching CGI monsters in a green-screen environment but the action is clear, coherent, and with a concept of physics behind it. The last 45 minutes of the recent Avengers was an interminable array of sprites floating nilly, if not willy, against a sea of pixels.

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:58 (four years ago) link

One that bums me out is Ryan Coogler - I thought Fruitvale Station was a great debut, and he immediately got ensconced in the Franchise Industrial Complex. His upcoming projects are Black Panther 2 and Space Jam 2. I realize that nobody put a gun to his head but still, by the time he gets to his next non-franchise project a decade will have passed.

“Hakuna Matata,” a nihilist philosophy (One Eye Open), Thursday, 24 October 2019 17:00 (four years ago) link

First of all, it's a bullshit standard. But even going by those standards, all of them pass! All of the superhero films have scenes of 'human beings trying to convey emotional, psychological experiences to another human being.' And consistently, those are the worst scenes!

― Frederik B, Thursday, October 24, 2019 10:25 AM bookmarkflaglink

FWIW I think you are misreading Scorsese here - he's talking about movies which are acts of human beings trying to convey etc. etc. to the human beings in the audience. we could argue over whether the marvel movies do this (or which ones try/succeed/fail), but obviously he is not just trying to argue that the movies contain no dialogue scenes about emotional or psychological experiences.

weird ilx but sb (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 24 October 2019 17:17 (four years ago) link

It's good at least that Taika Waititi is using his newfound clout to make passion proj---oh no

Simon H., Thursday, 24 October 2019 17:24 (four years ago) link

Fred is off on his own thing here with this hyper-literalist “technically correct is the best form of correct, and we have NAILED Scorsese by determining that these are in fact motion pictures that play in theatres (I have never talked to a human btw)” crusade

xp weirdly the day the clown cried IS cinema unlike the mtpu

YouGov to see it (wins), Thursday, 24 October 2019 17:28 (four years ago) link

you guys know that uh not old white dude directors prob feel the same way about disney but can't say it unless they wanna wake up in their beds to bloody mickey mouse ears hanging off the edge of their beds and "you'll never work in this town" written in disney font on the wall

— chai goth, a hit 2000s reality show Survivor fan (@Abid_ism) October 23, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 24 October 2019 17:33 (four years ago) link

One that bums me out is Ryan Coogler - I thought Fruitvale Station was a great debut, and he immediately got ensconced in the Franchise Industrial Complex. His upcoming projects are Black Panther 2 and Space Jam 2. I realize that nobody put a gun to his head but still, by the time he gets to his next non-franchise project a decade will have passed.

Yeah, but the impact of Black Panther was amazing. Put out a small indie movie or a blockbuster that elates and inspires? A movie that from that Feige/Perlmutter article above, Perlmutter didn't want to greenlight? Coogler can have it both ways, and do the small projects if he wants, but I'd guess it's not entirely the paycheck that drives him to do the sequel.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Thursday, 24 October 2019 17:40 (four years ago) link

the oceans movies were widely seen as soderbergh’s “one for them” (nb he has disputed that, saying he genuinely loved making them) but these days they’re practically arthouse

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 24 October 2019 17:42 (four years ago) link

Even the ppl who like these movies make them sound like fucking death tbh. An action movie but it’s 3 hours long and everyone agrees that the action scenes are bad? “Whedony dialogue”? That showrunner guy does an excellent job at diagramming out IP convergences and flattening out any attempts at individual style. Wow great, sounds like cinema... not haha

Even the one impressive “achievement” of building an arc across a bunch of films is like congratulations, you spent a trillion and invented tv

YouGov to see it (wins), Thursday, 24 October 2019 17:47 (four years ago) link

tbf they spent a trillion and made a bajillion so mission accomplished

Pierre Delecto, Thursday, 24 October 2019 17:49 (four years ago) link

hey you want cinema get a streaming account

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Thursday, 24 October 2019 17:49 (four years ago) link

Out Of Sight is Sodes' only "one for them" move imo ~ after his one hit was follwed by Kafka, King Of The Hill, The Underneath, Schizopolis and a Spalding Grey monologue ~ and it turned out to be ...maybe his best? After that he's just made whatever heist film, political exegesis, thriller, action flick, weird psychodrama or Spalding Grey doco he's felt like (and has given up on writing them).

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Thursday, 24 October 2019 17:56 (four years ago) link

whether it's relevant or not, Out of Sight is one of his best films

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 24 October 2019 19:09 (four years ago) link

I just hate the way that everyone involved turns this into some sort of taking sides sport or something, like there can only be one side to land on. I'm a pretty big fan of the Marvel movies, I thought I was getting over them but now that my son is old enough to get stoked for seeing them it's been really fun to watch them as he discovers the wider comics world. At the same time, I 100% agree that there are far too many of these movies and I get bummed about what is not being made/screened/pitched because of them.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 24 October 2019 19:15 (four years ago) link

I don't think this Bilge Ebiri piece has been posted; i learned that Jodie Foster beat Scorsese to the "theme park" line by a few years.

Admittedly, action-adventures have rarely been known for their complexity. This was true in the Golden Age of Hollywood, it was true in the ’70s, and it’s true now. But the tentpolization of cinema in recent years has also been accompanied by a certain self-inflation — a belief, parroted by fans and filmmakers and corporate honchos alike, that superhero epics and space-war movies and adventure fantasies *matter* in ways they never quite mattered before. We hear it every year when we wonder if that year’s big superhero hit might get nominated for Best Picture. Indeed, self-importance lies at the heart of these movies’ complete takeover of the industry....

Action blockbusters have always been successful, and the industry’s more independent-minded artists have always struggled to get around the financial imperatives of what is, after all, a business. But the last 15 or so years have seen rapid monopolization across many industries, and these types of releases have become dominant in what is increasingly looking like a zero-sum game. While lots of other films get made — more, in fact, than have ever been produced before — all the oxygen in the room gets sucked out by the big ones, leaving the smaller ones to choke.

A treatment can become a dependency; a symptom can become a cause. And many of us who welcomed these movies with open arms may now find ourselves trapped in a tiresome world of absolutes — and not just cinematic ones. We might even be able to trace some of the intolerance of our disagreements in the real world, where opposing views become unacceptable and we live through constant, numbing cycles of hyperbole and constant accusation, to the fact that the stories we tell each other — the cultural products that are supposed to both shape and reflect our experiences — are mostly made up of simple narratives, simple quandaries, simple resolutions. To put it another way: People who are genuinely upset by Scorsese’s comments should ask themselves *why* they’re so upset by them, and whether their response, in its own way, proves his point.

https://www.vulture.com/2019/10/ok-fine-lets-talk-about-marvel-vs-martin-scorsese.html

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 24 October 2019 19:18 (four years ago) link

I'm curious what even draws people to these movies if they have no affinity for (or, especially, if they harbor active disdain towards) the source material. Like I knew the goddamn Twilight movies weren't for me sight unseen and I...just didn't see them, or feel any need to comment upon their worthiness. I mean, I geddit if you want to criticize them in terms of their impact on Hollywood etc, but if you think they're stupid and/or bloated and/or an empty + artificial product produced by committee, why are you even engaging with them in the first place?

Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Thursday, 24 October 2019 19:23 (four years ago) link

(I acknowledge that his may just be instance 815 of 'Old Lunch does not understand hate-watching'.)

Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Thursday, 24 October 2019 19:24 (four years ago) link

There were four Twilight movies. Is all.

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Thursday, 24 October 2019 19:26 (four years ago) link

I have to have something to talk about around the water cooler

mh, Thursday, 24 October 2019 19:27 (four years ago) link

And when the heck to I have to have an affinity for source material to watch a movie that captures some zeitgeist? I think I read part of one Harry Potter book but had no real interest, but the movies are relatively harmless family-friendly stuff I can watch with kids. Kind of enjoyed the Hunger Games movies but I've never cracked any of those books.

(my friends' kids, I'm not abducting children to watch Harry Potter)

mh, Thursday, 24 October 2019 19:29 (four years ago) link

Because it's impossible not to? I haven't watched any of the Marvel movies after Doctor Strange but I would have to live in a hermitage in the mountains to not interact with them in some way.

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 24 October 2019 19:30 (four years ago) link

If Émile goddamn Zola had just refrained from writing so many novels I might've been able to refrain from commenting on his corpus.

Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Thursday, 24 October 2019 19:31 (four years ago) link

No one is saying you HAVE to have affinity for the source material, sheez. There just seems to be a lot of 'superheroes more like superstupid' sentiment underlying much of the criticism and I'm just like...yes, these superhero movies do indeed feature the exploits of superheroes. If you know that's not for you, why bother?

Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Thursday, 24 October 2019 19:34 (four years ago) link

I guess if you avoid television commercials, trailers played before other movies, commercials using the characters to sell other products, places that play music from Black Panther, sketch comedy like SNL that references the movies, advertisements on the street, board game stores that double as comic book stores that are playing the movies in-store as you're shopping, costumed children and adults at halloween...

I guess it's all avoidable

mh, Thursday, 24 October 2019 19:36 (four years ago) link

wins otm, i've enjoyed a fair number of marvel films but as a set, they're decent big-screen TV serialization but not half so special as they're supposed to be. so i derive no enjoyment from the "love Marvel or hate 'em, you gotta admit... they pulled it off!" cheerleading. they pulled off... putting out a bunch of movies? that are mostly kinda the same except for some windowdressing sufficient only to convince fanboys who have never seen a paranoid espionage thriller or a romantic comedy that these genres are actually fully embodied herein? and they needed like twenty of them in order to get me to tear up at the end of the last one? most movies can manage that in one movie if they're trying to.

like even the much-ballyhooed storyline/tone/phase coordination isn't much to write home about. to name just one example, the Vision is massively built up Age of Ultron as an important new character, then never does anything besides hang around (and crippling Rhodes, which has no impact on anything), before dying in Infinity War... surely if these were the popcorn masterpieces they're supposed to be, with expertly staged "fuck yeah!" and "oh no!" moments, he would have at least the rudiments of an arc, a setup, a payoff....? i've bitched before about the characters' inability to remember anything that happened in previous movies, let alone have it inform their choices.... etc etc.

to be clear I adored marvel comics throughout my teens and at some other junctures later on - my beef is not with the existence of movies about superheroes!

weird ilx but sb (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 24 October 2019 19:36 (four years ago) link

There are plenty of culturally omnipresent things that I somehow manage to avoid (see: professional sports as a whole). I don't feel like blaming the siren song of the zeitgeist quite explains away my confusion.

Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Thursday, 24 October 2019 19:36 (four years ago) link

Superhero action, comic: three pages, two minutes of reading time tops
Superhero action, MCU: thirty minutes, possibly seizure inducing

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 24 October 2019 19:38 (four years ago) link

Halloween's become kinda fun tho.

"Who are you?"
(silence)
"He's Einherjar #4."
(silence)
"Get the fuck off my porch, kid."

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Thursday, 24 October 2019 19:39 (four years ago) link

xxp I was gonna say -- avoiding most the things listed by mh (with minimal effort) is actually pretty easy

drunk on hot toddies (morrisp), Thursday, 24 October 2019 19:39 (four years ago) link

Actively avoiding something is an even more annoying interaction.

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 24 October 2019 19:41 (four years ago) link

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When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Thursday, 24 October 2019 19:42 (four years ago) link

yep, esp when you don't have cable and have lost interest in the popgeist. xxp

I remember Christopher Reeve getting good reviews for the first Superman in '78 (Kael said he was the best reason to see it) and him pooh-poohing awards talk in an interview: "You don't get an Oscar for playing Superman."

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 24 October 2019 19:42 (four years ago) link

If I didn't read the trades (and I guess Twitter), I would probably just see the billboards and that's it

drunk on hot toddies (morrisp), Thursday, 24 October 2019 19:42 (four years ago) link

lol Eric

mh, Thursday, 24 October 2019 19:43 (four years ago) link

reeve actually should have won awards for that performance though, it's outstanding (and a reminder of many things unfortunately lacking in a lot of these recent movies)

weird ilx but sb (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 24 October 2019 19:54 (four years ago) link

Winner
Richard Dreyfuss, The Goodbye Girl

Nominees
Woody Allen, Annie Hall
Richard Burton, Equus
Marcello Mastroianni, A Special Day
John Travolta, Saturday Night Fever

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Thursday, 24 October 2019 20:02 (four years ago) link

only seen Annie and Fever but I'd give it to Travolta over Reeve. Those assholes almost broke his pussy finger!

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Thursday, 24 October 2019 20:04 (four years ago) link

Wrong year.

Winner
Jon Voight, Coming Home

Nominees
Warren Beatty, Heaven Can Wait
Gary Busey, The Buddy Holly Story
Robert De Niro, The Deer Hunter
Laurence Olivier, The Boys from Brazil

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Thursday, 24 October 2019 20:06 (four years ago) link

Ah, give it to Travolta anyway. He worked a long time on his hair!

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Thursday, 24 October 2019 20:38 (four years ago) link

re: ease of avoiding Disney/Marvel content

If this doesn’t make your blood boil... https://t.co/A4WERjtuX1 pic.twitter.com/yRMWq5whHG

— Vikram Murthi (@fauxbeatpoet) October 24, 2019

Simon H., Thursday, 24 October 2019 20:50 (four years ago) link

I mean they're just going to wind up burning themselves with that shit ultimately, particularly as they continue to lean heavier on regurgitation of their own supply. Cut to five years from now as tumbleweeds drift through a multiplex showing the live-action remake of Chicken Little on fifteen screens.

Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Thursday, 24 October 2019 21:11 (four years ago) link

eh, take it to the Star Wars thread

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Thursday, 24 October 2019 21:18 (four years ago) link

I mean they're just going to wind up burning themselves with that shit ultimately, particularly as they continue to lean heavier on regurgitation of their own supply. Cut to five years from now as tumbleweeds drift through a multiplex

Independent theaters will have been killed by then.

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Thursday, 24 October 2019 21:23 (four years ago) link

re: engaging w/the material, i myself enjoy the films despite my issues with them but the manner in which they've taken over the movie culture (and to a lesser extent, Star Wars films have done the same thing and i guess maybe on second thought we should count our blessings that Solo was a failure and the second of the new trilogy didn't "do well" i.e. didn't make five billion dollars) is a bummer. would i have a problem w/them if i didn't feel like they were a negative on what films are getting made? or at least part of a larger problem in terms of moviemaking? not really. my aesthetic concerns would remain the same but as movies they're not any more offensive than your average blockbusters of yore.

I also don't think Scorsese is wrong (he says much the same thing Meirelles says, just a bit more pointedly and again i think it's just because he likes to talk and will keep going if you give him an opening, and i think he did it out of love). i guess i don't find them particularly moving or thought-provoking. what they succeed at is they are exceptionally made products and sleek and nice to look at and they're occasionally very, very well cast, especially Hemsworth. (again, Ragnarok is a really excellent film, Marvel or no. It manages to stand alone too, which is to its credit. It helps to see the earlier films but it's one where you can maybe get away with just seeing this one).

omar little, Thursday, 24 October 2019 21:31 (four years ago) link

he says much the same thing Meirelles says, just a bit more pointedly

This just isn't true!

drunk on hot toddies (morrisp), Thursday, 24 October 2019 21:43 (four years ago) link

oh i think it is i think FM was being just a bit diplomatic, but it's fine really, the MCU has weathered a lot of storms and while i feel bad that noted Scorsese collaborator Jon Favreau feels not-great about the comments, i also think w/the current climate in the film industry ol Marty can sigh a bit over the films' influence.

anyway i do actually have ENDGAME on hold at the library, looking forward to how events wrap up!

omar little, Thursday, 24 October 2019 22:01 (four years ago) link

He didn't sigh a bit over their influence, he said "that's not cinema"!

drunk on hot toddies (morrisp), Thursday, 24 October 2019 22:03 (four years ago) link

endgame’s the only one i’ve seen

there were two good jokes iirc and hulk’s mouth was weird

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 24 October 2019 22:05 (four years ago) link

Sighing a bit is a good way to describe it. He didn't declare war or call the creators or consumers immoral for doing their thing. He was just "jeez...ugh...yknow?"

Galangal Baker (WmC), Thursday, 24 October 2019 22:07 (four years ago) link

i mean by his definition they're not cinema and i'm not going to strictly disagree but again that's okay, the MCU will survive and some people including myself find enjoyment in them.

omar little, Thursday, 24 October 2019 22:07 (four years ago) link

Meanwhile (as they say in comics) — looks like Hailee Steinfeld’s role in an Apple series may be holding up her acceptance of the Kate Bishop part: https://variety.com/2019/tv/news/hailee-steinfeld-interview-hawkeye-disney-plus-dickinson-apple-1203378527/

drunk on hot toddies (morrisp), Friday, 25 October 2019 03:14 (four years ago) link

what if — hear me out — this take is exactly backwards, and it's actually the triumphal simplicity of this stuff that's helped convert a subset of admirers into blinkered anti-social wannabe crusaders who have in fact made the world demonstrably more unsettling pic.twitter.com/TZW0ZjmehZ

— Nitsuh Abebe (@ntabebe) October 24, 2019

j., Friday, 25 October 2019 04:49 (four years ago) link

damn idk who nabisco’s quoting there but that is a colossally stupid take

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Friday, 25 October 2019 04:55 (four years ago) link

based on this argument, there should have been lines around the block for Dark Phoenix. Explain.

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Friday, 25 October 2019 05:34 (four years ago) link

Again, when you adopt a broad brush approach to any subject, you can generalize to the point where nothing you say is entirely untrue but neither is it especially meaningful. Like, in what way has popular entertainment (children's or otherwise) become ever more infantilizing, exactly? Is there a strain of hyper-erudite pop culture from the past several decades that I somehow failed to notice? What specific works are under discussion here? Because just referring to eg 'cartoons and comics' is like...you might as well issue sweeping proclamations about 'music'.

They both have a point but either take is great, tbh (the rare not-quite-OTM!). The simplicity of the stuff nabisco speaks of (again, the simplicity of what, precisely) isn't at issue as much as the erosion of critical distance among segments of the audience. This is just the pearl-clutching discussion of The Joker all over again, though. If people are transformed in some measurable way by, say, a superhero movie, that shit doesn't happen in a vacuum and it's not because the movie has some special transmogrifying power which thwarts all attempts at resistance.

Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Friday, 25 October 2019 12:04 (four years ago) link

If anything, these types of entertainment seem to have the most deleterious effect upon those who attempt to criticize them.

Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Friday, 25 October 2019 12:08 (four years ago) link

Big props to Doc C upthread, though, who actually made the effort to hone in on specific aspects of the MCU and reckon with it on its own terms with some legit + valid criticism. I don't get why it's so hard for so many other people to do likewise.

Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Friday, 25 October 2019 12:14 (four years ago) link

Oh cool, the argument has reached batshit right wing cartoons phase:


pic.twitter.com/jQSP8TFaZ9

— John Campea (@johncampea) October 24, 2019

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Friday, 25 October 2019 12:18 (four years ago) link

That’s no way to talk about the mcu

YouGov to see it (wins), Friday, 25 October 2019 12:20 (four years ago) link

So batshit reactions from the fringes of an internet discussion are still reliably batshit. Good to know that there are still some things you can count on in this crazy world!

Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Friday, 25 October 2019 12:49 (four years ago) link

"on its own terms" is a loaded phrase though, OL. it seems like you're responding to dr C's knowledge of comics - which for you lends weight to his criticism of the cinematic MCU - i.e. he's criticizing these movies on their "own terms". but i don't know anything about the comics. neither do my kids. they, and i, experience them primarily as movies (despite all the other happy meal tie-ins or whatever). "the movies" seems like a pretty valid frame of reference for somebody like me, or even a movie director, to use. anyway I'm kind of surprised your defending them so hard - i feel like you're usually pretty hard to please when it comes to this stuff!

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 25 October 2019 13:11 (four years ago) link

i'm probably just still sore from when you comprehensively dismantled every reason i thought i had for loving Solo

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 25 October 2019 13:16 (four years ago) link

to be clear my beefs with the Marvel movies are mostly to do with them sometimes being lame and forgettable movies, followed by them often being cryptofascist. tho maybe my knowledge of the comics reminds me of how truly fantastic they could potentially be. i also loathed solo, but equally as a movie and as a work of star wars product.

weird ilx but sb (Doctor Casino), Friday, 25 October 2019 13:26 (four years ago) link

xp misread that as "Salo" and was about to jump in

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Friday, 25 October 2019 13:27 (four years ago) link

I'm responding more to Dr. C's willingness to criticize elements of the films themselves in terms of what they're actually trying to achieve. The basis of his critique about the role of Vision, for instance, is all there on the screen and doesn't require any knowledge of the comics themselves.

I don't feel like I'm defending the movies themselves as hard as I'm challenging nebulous criticisms of 'the MCU' or 'superhero movies' built around abstract notions of what these movies are or what they supposedly represent. I think they're great fun but I don't in any way think they're above criticism! I just personally value when the critic is able to signal that they've experienced the object of inquiry with their actual sense apparatus.

Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Friday, 25 October 2019 13:33 (four years ago) link

(Which is not to say that I exactly consider 'oooh, it hurt my ears/eyes!' the apex of criticism.)

Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Friday, 25 October 2019 13:35 (four years ago) link

Dr Casino’s post literally started with “wins otm”, so presumably at least some of my criticisms would have been “legit + valid” if I’d only taken care to precede them with “I enjoy these films but”

YouGov to see it (wins), Friday, 25 October 2019 13:50 (four years ago) link

I'm not calling out anyone in particular itt, fwiw. There just seems to be a rising tide of critics (and defenders!) who are engaging on more of a notional level without ever really getting into the weeds.

Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Friday, 25 October 2019 13:55 (four years ago) link

Solo was good! It had a lot in common with Ragnarok, actually... right down to the Hulk/Chewie meet-cute.

drunk on hot toddies (morrisp), Friday, 25 October 2019 13:57 (four years ago) link

Like okay here: I was really put out by the most recent Spider-Man film's unwillingness to deal seriously with the ramifications of such a radically-altered post-Endgame world. In more skilled hands, the notion of half the population suddenly finding themselves transported years into their own future would be a rich sci-fi vein to tap, so the 'weird! (*shrug*)' treatment of that scenario in Far From Home was kind of a wet fart, imo.

Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Friday, 25 October 2019 14:02 (four years ago) link

whenever i say “i heard it’s not very good” about anything now my kids pipe up in chorus: “that’s what you said about Solo!!”

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 25 October 2019 14:03 (four years ago) link

the spider-man movies aren’t SF iirc - wishing they were is sort of unreasonable

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 25 October 2019 14:05 (four years ago) link

I'm not expecting a Spidey flick to be a ponderous philosophical treatise or anything but I would appreciate if it felt more firmly rooted in the pre-established world in which it's set.

Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Friday, 25 October 2019 14:13 (four years ago) link

Also Tracer you may be confusing me with someone else as I never actually saw Solo (although I groused plenty about its existence, hypocrite that I am).

Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Friday, 25 October 2019 14:14 (four years ago) link

pretty sure this is a marvel film, really impressed by the mid-trailer TWIST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSYjORgaRn4

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 25 October 2019 14:14 (four years ago) link

omg OL i’m sorry! i guess it was a traumatic enough takedown that it fried my memory synapses

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 25 October 2019 14:22 (four years ago) link

xp misread that as "Salo" and was about to jump in


irl lol

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Friday, 25 October 2019 14:37 (four years ago) link

also wtf Solo is terrible

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Friday, 25 October 2019 14:38 (four years ago) link

I enjoyed it!

drunk on hot toddies (morrisp), Friday, 25 October 2019 14:39 (four years ago) link

Solo, or the 12 Parsecs of Kessel

Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Friday, 25 October 2019 14:40 (four years ago) link

I enjoyed it!


nothing wrong with that!

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Friday, 25 October 2019 14:46 (four years ago) link

I thought the two main actors were great, especially the guy who played Han

drunk on hot toddies (morrisp), Friday, 25 October 2019 14:49 (four years ago) link

Solo was not great or terrible. The kid was terrible, but Woody was great and it was more fun that I expected. About 20 minutes longer than it needed to be though.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 25 October 2019 15:01 (four years ago) link

Yeah, I would’ve cut down the “assault on the train” scene. I’m prejudiced against Woody Harrelson; I never know if he’s actually good or not!

drunk on hot toddies (morrisp), Friday, 25 October 2019 15:10 (four years ago) link

agreed w/ OL about the five-year "blip" tho i guess they painted themselves into a corner by having the first post-Endgame movie be the one we expect to be a lighthearted comedy. don't need deep philosophizing, but man if there's one thing marvel "event" comics can do well, it's creating a new weird wonky status quo (like idk "norman osborne's in charge and all the official teams are full of villains!") that people have to actually deal with and write around and treat as important for at least a couple years of comics. half the universe dying and then coming back having missed five years is one of the craziest, wildest, far-outest concepts ('nuff said, true believers!) to ever land in a blockbuster film --- but beyond 20 minutes of people being sad in "endgame" it never feels like a thing that really happened, there's no imagination put into exploring that, or willingness to take the audience into a world they don't basically recognize (see also: how all the bizarre supertechnology never really changes anything about society, about which i think i've kvetched before).

even halfway through endgame, the hulk is taking selfies with fans in a diner. there are still *diners* with half the world dead? gee, guess thanos was right, we really didn't miss anything - and tony stark was able to get his dream cabin for a steal!

weird ilx but sb (Doctor Casino), Friday, 25 October 2019 15:12 (four years ago) link

It's not dissimilar to the question of why denizens of the comics universe wouldn't have an entirely different relationship with mortality from those of us for whom death is an actual permanent thing with no takebacks. Why even open that crazy crazy door if you aren't going to explore the consequences of doing so.

Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Friday, 25 October 2019 15:31 (four years ago) link

I'm still unsure whether making the Hulk into the most pathetic, not good at being Hulk or Banner, version was incredibly lame or the best character sabotage

mh, Friday, 25 October 2019 15:32 (four years ago) link

I do at least appreciate that the MCU has (thus far) treated death by anything other than Infinity Gems as a done deal.

Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Friday, 25 October 2019 15:33 (four years ago) link

There's an irony that for 40(?) years, the one exception to the revolving door was Bucky, the only one to come 'back from the dead' in the MCU (pre-Endgame)

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 25 October 2019 15:53 (four years ago) link

I just personally value when the critic is able to signal that they've experienced the object of inquiry with their actual sense apparatus.

this is a privilege reserved for cinematic works, what's the need to get the ol sense apparatus in front of a screen and scribble in the notebook with the light pen when the world is thronging with people who have had their sense apparatuses in front of the screens and the thing the apparatus sensed was a chaos of cgi floating in space

which is the whole point of the criticism of the plotting and the franchising and the endless remythologization behind these movies! that stuff takes the pressure off the aesthetic emptiness of the movies by no longer needing it to be a route to make sense of actual writing, since the story material that is conveyed by the experience of the screen is already so pre-interpreted and packaged for the audience that they ~already know~ what they're seeing when they see it and when they leave the theater everybody already knows what everybody saw

j., Friday, 25 October 2019 16:08 (four years ago) link

Yes, that's a masterful summary of the approach that I'm reacting to. It's like a restaurant critic whose every review is all 'we've all eaten FOOD before, we've all been to RESTAURANTS, I will talk now about the ESSENCE of this particular cuisine as I meditate upon the GESTALT I've formed of other people's opinions'.

Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Friday, 25 October 2019 16:16 (four years ago) link

well i'm saying that the movies invite it because that's what they are

if you don't like people treating them that way then you are asking not for criticism and debate that denies that is true about them but one that acknowledges that it is the basis of all our possible apparatusey relations to them and builds on that

j., Friday, 25 October 2019 16:20 (four years ago) link

And I'm saying that that's no more valid a critical approach than mindlessly slapping 'CRIME FLICK' under a poster of every Coppola and Scorsese film.

Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Friday, 25 October 2019 16:24 (four years ago) link

tbf the MCU movies do feel like one of the "premium" fast casual burger chains. the food's prepped on site and you're going to get a baseline level of quality

if you want anything other than a burger, you're probably going to want to go somewhere else. you can probably get a comparable or better burger at a real sit-down restaurant that has them on the menu. probably better at a local place that actually has character and isn't a chain

hell, the Avengers are literally Five Guys (plus one woman) at the start

mh, Friday, 25 October 2019 16:26 (four years ago) link

That's a fair extension of the metaphor except that I would ask: what are the better burgers in this case?

Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Friday, 25 October 2019 16:28 (four years ago) link

it's a metaphor, fill it out your damn self

j., Friday, 25 October 2019 16:30 (four years ago) link

it's completely irrelevant because the comment is "why are you people only into hamburgers?"

mh, Friday, 25 October 2019 16:31 (four years ago) link

Scorsese shaking his head at people ranking the best hamburger chains when you can walk to any corner and buy a hamburger. Probably hasn't had a hamburger in years.

mh, Friday, 25 October 2019 16:32 (four years ago) link

"I don't eat them. I tried, you know? That's not cuisine. Honestly, the closest I can think of them, as well made as they are, with cooks doing the best they can under the circumstances, is junk food. It isn’t the cuisine of human chefs trying to provide emotional, physiological experiences to another human being."

drunk on hot toddies (morrisp), Friday, 25 October 2019 16:49 (four years ago) link

:)

mh, Friday, 25 October 2019 16:53 (four years ago) link

shouldn't be eating that much beef anyway, it's bad for the environment and your health

mh, Friday, 25 October 2019 16:53 (four years ago) link

newman would've been a better iron man than rdj btw
ooh, we should do a retro dream casting

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 25 October 2019 16:54 (four years ago) link

"the better burgers" probably depends what you're looking for in these movies. better action movies? better popcorn sci-fi? better techno-thrillers? etc... for each of those, ILX could probably collectively come up with tons of great lists of options from the last eleven years.

weird ilx but sb (Doctor Casino), Friday, 25 October 2019 16:55 (four years ago) link

Rondo Hatton as the Hulk!

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 25 October 2019 16:55 (four years ago) link

shouldn't be eating that much beef anyway, it's bad for the environment and your health

Impossible and/or Beyond is an option like everywhere now though (...I'm losing track of this metaphor!)

drunk on hot toddies (morrisp), Friday, 25 October 2019 16:56 (four years ago) link

Jennifer Jones as Black Widow!

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 25 October 2019 16:56 (four years ago) link

Toshiro Mifune as Doctor Strange!

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 25 October 2019 16:56 (four years ago) link

Someone's gonna be sleeping on the couch tonight after Joanne gets whiff of that quote.

Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Friday, 25 October 2019 16:57 (four years ago) link

Paul Muni as Ant-Man!

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 25 October 2019 16:57 (four years ago) link

Audrey Hepburn as Scarlet Witch!

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 25 October 2019 16:58 (four years ago) link

"the better burgers" probably depends what you're looking for in these movies. better action movies? better popcorn sci-fi? better techno-thrillers? etc... for each of those, ILX could probably collectively come up with tons of great lists of options from the last eleven years.

― weird ilx but sb (Doctor Casino), Friday, October 25, 2019 9:55 AM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

Movies That Were Probably Made By a Spasm of Six Year-Olds on Acid: The Top 75 Action Films Poll Results Thread

omar little, Friday, 25 October 2019 16:58 (four years ago) link

glenn danzig as wolverine!

non-euclidean lenin (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 25 October 2019 16:58 (four years ago) link

I would give my left arm for a '70s Avengers film cast entirely with the regulars from Hollywood Squares.

Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Friday, 25 October 2019 17:01 (four years ago) link

It's not dissimilar to the question of why denizens of the comics universe wouldn't have an entirely different relationship with mortality from those of us for whom death is an actual permanent thing with no takebacks.

Did you ever read the X-Factor issues shortly after Banshee died and Siryn was incredibly blase about the whole thing because of how frequently Z-Men come back from the dead?

brigadier pudding (DJP), Friday, 25 October 2019 17:01 (four years ago) link

i'm unsure whether the impossible burger is thor ragnarok or dr. strange in this metaphor

probably the former: if you wanted a fun taika waititi movie, there are plenty that aren't in burger form

mh, Friday, 25 October 2019 17:02 (four years ago) link

xpost Yeah! I don't get why that never took hold as the stock reaction to death in the 616.

Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Friday, 25 October 2019 17:03 (four years ago) link

lol that was supposed to read X-Men obviously

brigadier pudding (DJP), Friday, 25 October 2019 17:03 (four years ago) link

Ragnarok is a buffalo burger; Dr. Strange is a turkey burger

drunk on hot toddies (morrisp), Friday, 25 October 2019 17:04 (four years ago) link

fwiw I'm envisioning the DC movies as that ridiculous burger place owned by Mark Wahlberg's family, Wahlburgers

mh, Friday, 25 October 2019 17:04 (four years ago) link

NONE MORE DARK

Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Friday, 25 October 2019 17:08 (four years ago) link

nabisco otm

what if — hear me out — this take is exactly backwards, and it's actually the triumphal simplicity of this stuff that's helped convert a subset of admirers into blinkered anti-social wannabe crusaders who have in fact made the world demonstrably more unsettling pic.twitter.com/TZW0ZjmehZ

— Nitsuh Abebe (@ntabebe) October 24, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 25 October 2019 17:09 (four years ago) link

sorry i see that was posted abt 12 hours/100 posts ago

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 25 October 2019 17:11 (four years ago) link

like... depending what itch needs scratching.... i'm just scrolling backwards through my letterboxd, and here are a bunch of great high-energy genre films since 2008 that i think do at least some things better than the bulk of the MCU, and in several cases many things way better. different levels of colorfulness, kid-friendliness, high adventure vs. heaviness, etc., but again depends what you want out of marvel. i'm really behind on a lot of the contemporary action canon (john wick, mission impossible, etc.) so that's missing here...

Alita: Battle Angel, Detective Pikachu, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse, Aquaman, the Wreck-it Ralph movies, Incredibles 2, Ocean's 8, Blade Runner 2049, The Shape of Water, Logan, Kubo and the Two Strings, Star Trek Beyond, Crimson Peak, Mad Max:Fury Road, Furious 5-7, Big Hero 6, The Pirates (the Korean epic adventure, not the Aardman claymation thing), Pacific Rim, Furious 5-7, Brave, Tintin, Hugo, Real Steel, Attack the Block, Detective Dee and the Mystery of the Phantom Flame, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, the Harry Potter films, Coraline, Ip Man, Speed Racer....

even kinda lousy/flawed/overreaching pop scifi movies (Valerian, Jupiter Ascending, Gravity) still have more personality and wowza crazy fantastic shit to think about afterwards. if you need more bombast or just spectacular production design, Inception and Interstellar are close by. and if you just wanna see stuff blow up, Roland Emmerich's 2012 has the advantage of being committed to its disaster porn spectacle. etc. etc. i'm not asking every marvel movie to be a timeless scifi classic - just wish the conversation were more adept at comparing them to other, non-marvel movies within their various wheelhouses.

weird ilx but sb (Doctor Casino), Friday, 25 October 2019 17:13 (four years ago) link

... Blade Runner 2049 ... Mad Max:Fury Road ...

how are we defining "kid-friendly" here

brigadier pudding (DJP), Friday, 25 October 2019 17:15 (four years ago) link

i mean, i said there were different levels

weird ilx but sb (Doctor Casino), Friday, 25 October 2019 17:17 (four years ago) link

I suppose "zero" is a level, sure

brigadier pudding (DJP), Friday, 25 October 2019 17:17 (four years ago) link

I definitely agree with your final point, Doc C, but glancing through that list the MCU still seems to be at least right in the middle of the pack. They aren't goddamn Nolan films, at the very least.

Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Friday, 25 October 2019 17:18 (four years ago) link

also Gravity ruled, wtf

brigadier pudding (DJP), Friday, 25 October 2019 17:22 (four years ago) link

Maybe he watched it on his iPhone?

Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Friday, 25 October 2019 17:23 (four years ago) link

just personally, i would put the best marvel films somewhere in the middle to bottom end of that pack. the lesser entries, even when competent, just have too little personality, too little voice, and so few memorable or striking images.

but sure --- they do go down easy, they're fun, the wisecracks are mostly good, the set pieces have sprinkles of creativity and even joy (albeit rarely). i enjoy watching characters i know being realized with some degree of integrity and creativity. waititi's ragnarok is colorful and alive (if jokey to a degree that harms the material), and coogler's black panther does a whole lot that i think is important and interesting in terms of the cultural imaginary. most of the rest, i feel like if someone snapped them out of existence with a magic gauntlet, cinema wouldn't really be *missing* anything unique or that my imagination comes back to, or that I see and go "I can't wait to show this to Friend X," etc.

weird ilx but sb (Doctor Casino), Friday, 25 October 2019 17:26 (four years ago) link

for every "being a teen is really hard.. when you're a super hero!" moment in the Spider-Man movies, you could just watch Lady Bird

or on a related-by-actor note, Hanna

mh, Friday, 25 October 2019 17:27 (four years ago) link

i possibly should give gravity another chance someday. i saw it with my then-partner on a big-ish screen (it was near the end of its run) and we were underwhelmed, but she REALLY didn't go for it and maybe that pulled my rating down a bit. liked it as zany thrill-ride and felt it was basically worth the price versus going on a ride and a half at coney island, but i remember the script being just insultingly dumb.

weird ilx but sb (Doctor Casino), Friday, 25 October 2019 17:28 (four years ago) link

one million xposts-

X2 is still the best comic book movie

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 25 October 2019 17:31 (four years ago) link

Blade > X2

brigadier pudding (DJP), Friday, 25 October 2019 17:32 (four years ago) link

... Blade Runner 2049

How are we defining "high-energy" here? Amour had as much.

(both terrible films)

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 25 October 2019 17:33 (four years ago) link

DJP otm

mh, Friday, 25 October 2019 17:33 (four years ago) link

i watched Winter Soldier w/my wife at home and she said she just didn't feel like she had any reason to care about anyone in the movie, which is a fair point though i think it's one of the more accomplished movies out of the 21 thus far.

if i was re-doing the action films poll i would probably give Ragnarok a down-ballot vote. i think the films w/the most humor have wound up being the best (that one, plus the Ant-Man flicks and GOTG also benefit from it). they're also the ones that are the most memorable along w/Black Panther (which is a tier below them just due to much more pedestrian direction and action despite the actually interesting storyline).

omar little, Friday, 25 October 2019 17:38 (four years ago) link

I tried watching Ant-Man with my son last weekend — he was begging to see it, and I had watched it already / thought it would be ok — but we ultimately had to bail even on that "lighthearted" entry in the series, due to more extensive gun violence than I recalled from my viewing.

drunk on hot toddies (morrisp), Friday, 25 October 2019 17:39 (four years ago) link

I had *zero* exposure to ANY Marvel characters except Spider-Man as a kid... so it's easy for me to bypass all these.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 25 October 2019 17:44 (four years ago) link

Alita: Battle Angel, Detective Pikachu, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse, Aquaman, the Wreck-it Ralph movies, Incredibles 2, Ocean's 8, Blade Runner 2049, The Shape of Water, Logan, Kubo and the Two Strings, Star Trek Beyond, Crimson Peak, Mad Max:Fury Road, Furious 5-7, Big Hero 6, The Pirates (the Korean epic adventure, not the Aardman claymation thing), Pacific Rim, Furious 5-7, Brave, Tintin, Hugo, Real Steel, Attack the Block, Detective Dee and the Mystery of the Phantom Flame, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, the Harry Potter films, Coraline, Ip Man, Speed Racer....

Dear lord! I mean, I agree with your main point, that if Marvel didn't exist it would just be replaced by something similar, but looking at that list it really makes me appreciate Kevin Feige much more. Tintin? Speed Racer? Also, talk about insufferable fan bases...

Frederik B, Friday, 25 October 2019 17:47 (four years ago) link

Kubo and the Two Strings was beautiful

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 25 October 2019 17:49 (four years ago) link

the inescapable cultural omnipresence of Speed Racer fans

omar little, Friday, 25 October 2019 17:50 (four years ago) link

Luckily they are few and far between, and let's keep it that way. It's NOT okay.

Frederik B, Friday, 25 October 2019 17:53 (four years ago) link

speed racer is fucking amazing, gtfo

weird ilx but sb (Doctor Casino), Friday, 25 October 2019 17:54 (four years ago) link

nothing the MCU machine is cranking out is going to be truly divisive or polarize mainstream audiences. if you buy into their superhero premise, the most you're going to get is ambivalence or "ehh, it was ok" from most people if they weren't wholly invested

I think the formula is such that eventually everyone is going to be ambivalent, because all of the rough edges are polished off of these things

mh, Friday, 25 October 2019 17:55 (four years ago) link

and my point was not abt marvel being replaced with something similar...? i'm saying that we can get away from only comparing marvel movies to other superhero movies, while still comparing them meaningfully to other movies that try to do some of the things that the marvel movies are going for.

weird ilx but sb (Doctor Casino), Friday, 25 October 2019 17:56 (four years ago) link

Kubo and the Two Strings was beautiful


yeah it’s an astonishing achievement in stop-motion, just gorgeous

non-euclidean lenin (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 25 October 2019 17:59 (four years ago) link

I don't get the comparison with half that list then, I mean, Blade Runner 2049? To me Avengers Infinity War really went for that rollercoaster feel, but it didn't hit that feel half as much as Manakamana or The Iron Ministry. I'm not sure what that kind of comparison would achieve, though. It's true, if there weren't any Marvel movies tomorrow, I wouldn't miss them at all, I also lived quite well without any Star Wars movies for years. I'd be perfectly happy is the cinema was only slow Hungarian arthouse. But it's not! There's going to be popcorn movies ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Frederik B, Friday, 25 October 2019 18:04 (four years ago) link

..... which is why i tried to offer up a list of popcorn movies that i personally enjoyed more

weird ilx but sb (Doctor Casino), Friday, 25 October 2019 18:08 (four years ago) link

But a lot of them aren't popcorn movies? They aren't populist or enjoyable to watch.

Frederik B, Friday, 25 October 2019 18:10 (four years ago) link

I guess at the end of the day, I just think you have shitty taste in popcorn movies...

Frederik B, Friday, 25 October 2019 18:11 (four years ago) link

FWIW, speaking as an unabashed fan, I would have been cool with Endgame being the actual endgame of the MCU. It was a tidy wrap-up that I'm not entirely convinced they'll be able to pull of a second time.

Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Friday, 25 October 2019 18:13 (four years ago) link

surely the populist, not for kids version of Thanos is The Purge series

mh, Friday, 25 October 2019 18:13 (four years ago) link

nothing the MCU machine is cranking out is going to be truly divisive or polarize mainstream audiences. if you buy into their superhero premise, the most you're going to get is ambivalence or "ehh, it was ok" from most people if they weren't wholly invested

I think the formula is such that eventually everyone is going to be ambivalent, because all of the rough edges are polished off of these things

― mh, Friday, October 25, 2019 12:55 PM (seventeen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

My gf's septuagenarian parents really enjoy and see all of these movies even though I don't think they GAF about superheroes or even action movies in general. You might be underestimating their appeal.

Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Friday, 25 October 2019 18:16 (four years ago) link

If all the superhero films fell out of favor, surely they would be replaced by pirate films!

We'll see soon enough, I kinda suspect it's going to crack once all these weird tv shows have to be taken into account as well. The netflix-verse was just ignored, but it seems like they don't want to do that to the disney+-verse.

Frederik B, Friday, 25 October 2019 18:17 (four years ago) link

xp I enjoy stories like the one someone told about an elderly couple walking out of Endgame, and saying to each other, "What was THAT all about?"

drunk on hot toddies (morrisp), Friday, 25 October 2019 18:22 (four years ago) link

xp No, I'm taking the appeal for granted! I'm saying that a broad swath of society is watching a number of these movies, and even when your girlfriend's parents go see one that they weren't particularly into, they're not going to say it was a bad movie -- they're going to be at most indifferent, and probably see the next. There's no risk that any of them is going to be a completely different type of movie. It's a pretty homogenous product!

fwiw I took my mom to Infinity War

mh, Friday, 25 October 2019 18:28 (four years ago) link

about 180 mins iirc xp

non-euclidean lenin (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 25 October 2019 18:29 (four years ago) link

the absolute weirdest take by people who would traditionally be into comics, related ephemera, nerdy stuff is that they're the prime audience or even a majority of the audience in theaters

it's more that for most movie chains, the mainline product is now superhero movies -- or at the very least, serial franchises that fit the format

mh, Friday, 25 October 2019 18:34 (four years ago) link

IDK, dude, personally I didn't get onboard with this shiz until a few movies in because I expected it to be bullshit and then was pleasantly surprised when it wasn't. Once these movies start to go properly downhill (as they most assuredly will), I will gracefully bow out. I'm sure there are people who will continue to suffer through mounds of garbage but I don't see most people maintaining the 'I must see every installment!' commitment once these things hit the skids.

Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Friday, 25 October 2019 18:36 (four years ago) link

'People already suffering through mounds of garbage, lol' - some wiseacre in this thread, assuredly

Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Friday, 25 October 2019 18:37 (four years ago) link

They'll go see a few shitty films, but eventually, they'll stop. Suicide Squad sold a lot of tickets, as did Superman vs Batman, but by Justice League, they'd used up their goodwill. Solo flopped as well.

Frederik B, Friday, 25 October 2019 18:44 (four years ago) link

X2 is still the best comic book movie

Ghost World, Akira, Men In Black, American Splendour, Scott Pilgrim Vs The World, The Death Of Stalin, Zombillennium, Oldboy, Barbarella, Blue Is The Warmest Colour and Batman Returns are each at least 60x better than X2.

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Friday, 25 October 2019 18:45 (four years ago) link

any kind of movie can be good is basically how i break it down to an extent; i think i probably enjoyed Wiseman's National Gallery as much as I enjoyed the first Avengers movie... though mostly because of lack of superhero fatigue. Laika's films are universally great, 75% of Pixar's stuff is great, all the Marvel films I've seen (prob about 70% or so of the complete collection?) are at least enjoyably watchable if not very memorable or life changing, 90% of Studio Ghibli is great, two Aliens films are great, two Terminator films are great, one Predator is great, two Mad Max films are great. DC almost always sucks, Sony Marvel almost always sucks. 100% of Kurosawa is great, 70% of Miike is great. I'm a... drumroll please... POPCORNTIMIST

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 25 October 2019 18:46 (four years ago) link

xpost History of Violence, yo

Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Friday, 25 October 2019 18:47 (four years ago) link

Surely American Splendor, Death of Stalin and Blue is the Warmest Color are only "comic book movies" to the extent that's their original source material; only the first shows a direct thruline with the original product and the other two are auteur pieces imo.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 25 October 2019 18:48 (four years ago) link

"Hey, howabout we have that old Spiderman theme tune, people will LOVE that! And we could have that Hulk guy say "you wouldnt like me when I'm angry", people will remember that!"

In fairness, I don't know if the Marvel studio films did these groaners again.

Thought that Detective Dee film was really poor, and I really like Tsui Hark. Some say that's one of his better recent-ish films and I really hope that isn't true.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Friday, 25 October 2019 18:50 (four years ago) link

If all the superhero films fell out of favor, surely they would be replaced by pirate films!

nerd

difficult listening hour, Friday, 25 October 2019 18:50 (four years ago) link

Yeah, forks otm. Superflicks are primed to be somewhat successful just on the basis of their existence but they gotta maintain their a-game in order to maintain that success.

I mean, I have way more affinity for the X-Men than most of the material adapted for the MCU, but I've only seen maaaaaybe like half/one-third of the X-adjacent films because they're mostly pretty 'ehhhh' if not outright bad.

Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Friday, 25 October 2019 18:51 (four years ago) link

i liked the first raimi spiderman but have not fucked with any of the ones after that.
apparently Homecoming and Far from Home are pretty good?
Spiderverse was, as everyone assured me and I finally discovered on my own, really really good.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 25 October 2019 18:56 (four years ago) link

xpost History of Violence, yo

this is one of the five most boring films I’ve ever seen in a cinema

Surely American Splendor, Death of Stalin and Blue is the Warmest Color are only "comic book movies" to the extent that's their original source material; only the first shows a direct thruline with the original product and the other two are auteur pieces imo.

Guardians Of The Galaxy or Avengers Endgame have way less of a throughline to the original product than Death Of Stalin

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Friday, 25 October 2019 18:59 (four years ago) link

Endgame has no discernible thruline period! That's the knock against it!
GotGalaxy is ALSO imo an auteur piece

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 25 October 2019 19:01 (four years ago) link

forks, Homecoming is one of the best and highly-recommended, but Far From Home is (in my dissenting opinion) kinda lower-tier MCU.

Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Friday, 25 October 2019 19:07 (four years ago) link

i've got both to watch when i'm ready but my next planned home movie binge is gonna be Starlings/Kestrel's Eye/Pica Pica/Light Year: four mostly-wordless films by Swedish documentarian Mikael Kristersson about BIRDS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yk9vv8n-L0s

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 25 October 2019 19:11 (four years ago) link

watched this last night and it was pretty great, though explicitly for kids. Those of you raising anyone between five and twelve, there's an english dub version that would go over well i think!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3QkSzpNGW8

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 25 October 2019 19:13 (four years ago) link

Yeah lest anyone itt fall under the misapprehension that I am a MCU obsessive simply because disaffection with my job leads me to post about it incessantly, 90% of my film viewing tends to be from like pre-1960. Got some sweet Murnau on the way to my home as we speak (alongside a copy of Beware! The Blob for balance).

Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Friday, 25 October 2019 19:25 (four years ago) link

the absolute weirdest take by people who would traditionally be into comics, related ephemera, nerdy stuff is that they're the prime audience or even a majority of the audience in theaters

It shocks people when I tell them that superhero movies have a negligible impact on comic sales - TV series like The Boys or Preacher create a much larger bump for GNs than any MCU movie has for its respective characters.

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Friday, 25 October 2019 19:32 (four years ago) link

Yeah, they are publishing fewer Avengers book today than they were when Iron Man debuted.

Frederik B, Friday, 25 October 2019 19:35 (four years ago) link

Probably due to a (thankful) lack of synergy. There have been multiple occasions wherein a Marvel character featured in a new movie wasn't even featured in their own title at that particular time.

Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Friday, 25 October 2019 19:36 (four years ago) link

Or like (if my memory of the timeline is correct) when Incredible Hulk was released while comics Hulk was busy being a space gladiator.

Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Friday, 25 October 2019 19:37 (four years ago) link

Yeah, they've been bad at connecting it to the source material. But then again, the next Thor film is based on the Jason Aaron run, and I tried to find out what that consists of, and it's like five different books stopping and starting and getting renumbered all the time. Who has any time for that?

I think people are misunderstanding the main appeal of the Marvel franchise, honestly. It's pretty much all about extremely beautiful and charismatic people saying funny things to each other. There's a reason the most succesful Marvel directors have been comedy directors.

Frederik B, Friday, 25 October 2019 19:41 (four years ago) link

I mean, part of it is Marvel's inability to actually produce or market trade paperbacks and place them in bookstores

mh, Friday, 25 October 2019 19:44 (four years ago) link

Juuuust wait. Perlmutter is slowly being shown the door, it seems.

Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Friday, 25 October 2019 19:45 (four years ago) link

Jason Aaron's run on Thor is pretty great btw tho it starts to run in circles a bit.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 25 October 2019 19:56 (four years ago) link

Read The Unworthy Thor, if nothing else!

drunk on hot toddies (morrisp), Friday, 25 October 2019 20:11 (four years ago) link

"I don't eat them. I tried, you know? That's not cuisine. Honestly, the closest I can think of them, as well made as they are, with cooks doing the best they can under the circumstances, is junk food. It isn’t the cuisine of human chefs trying to provide emotional, physiological experiences to another human being."

― drunk on hot toddies (morrisp), Friday, October 25, 2019 5:49 PM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

I maintain that the analogy is "that's not food". I mean, I don't think that Scorcese considers them not collections of moving images or anything, but it's on the level of "McDonalds isn't food".

That said, the last McDonalds I has did definitely provide an emotional and physiological experience.

(as usual on action films, DJP otm)

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 25 October 2019 20:33 (four years ago) link

Yeah, I actually typed it that way first, but then overthought it.

drunk on hot toddies (morrisp), Friday, 25 October 2019 20:35 (four years ago) link

I mean, I don't know what the food equivalent of a "theme park" would be. A banana split?

drunk on hot toddies (morrisp), Friday, 25 October 2019 20:36 (four years ago) link

Noma?

Frederik B, Friday, 25 October 2019 20:36 (four years ago) link

tasting menu at WD 50

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 25 October 2019 20:46 (four years ago) link

"Endgame:" https://money.cnn.com/2018/01/05/news/guy-fieri-restaurant/

drunk on hot toddies (morrisp), Friday, 25 October 2019 20:50 (four years ago) link

I mean they're just going to wind up burning themselves with that shit ultimately, particularly as they continue to lean heavier on regurgitation of their own supply. Cut to five years from now as tumbleweeds drift through a multiplex

Independent theaters will have been killed by then.

― now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Friday, October 25, 2019 8:23 AM (yesterday

The Art Theater in Champaign announced today they're closing in six days.

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Friday, 25 October 2019 22:45 (four years ago) link

If all the superhero films fell out of favor, surely they would be replaced by pirate films!

Disney is prepared: https://variety.com/2019/film/news/pirates-of-the-caribbean-reboot-craig-mazin-ted-elliott-disney-1203383993/

drunk on hot toddies (morrisp), Saturday, 26 October 2019 04:23 (four years ago) link

Many xps but ...

Of course Speed Racer > 95% of MCU

I thought all people who haunt pop culture message boards knew this?

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Saturday, 26 October 2019 12:09 (four years ago) link

Also, if I had a kid I would take that kid to Fury Road in a heartbeat, faster than I’d give that kid up for adoption were they to ask to see an Avengers movie

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Saturday, 26 October 2019 12:10 (four years ago) link

P sure Immortan Joe's face being ripped off might have upset me as a 7 year old

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 October 2019 12:32 (four years ago) link

O sorry spoilers

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 October 2019 12:33 (four years ago) link

Mad Max might be my favorite action films. But they could suffer the homogeneous fate if they keep cranking out movies.

Fury worked largely due to the gap between movies and managing to up the world building and over the top vehicular mayhem from Road Warrior.

Still possibly my favorite action flick of the century

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 October 2019 12:36 (four years ago) link

Thunderdome can go fuck itself

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 October 2019 12:37 (four years ago) link

I have no memory of a face being ripped off.

I was quite surprised a while ago by what some of you would even shield your young teenagers from. It's often something completely unpredictable that scars children (like my youthful trauma over Labyrinth, Dark Crystal and John Cleese's Clockwork).

Robert Adam Gilmour, Saturday, 26 October 2019 12:47 (four years ago) link

It's really fast.

Also, if I had a kid I would take that kid to Fury Road in a heartbeat, faster than I’d give that kid up for adoption were they to ask to see an Avengers movie

The sexual politics of Fury Road might make it tougher or more challenging for younger kids, and even if that stuff goes over their heads it's still a pretty relentless, intense movie. I love all the Mad Max movies, even Thunderdome, with Thunderdome probably being (by design?) the best for kids. It's still violent but it's a lot goofier, and iirc the only one of the three with no rape or implied rape. Great score, too.

(Should note that I did see Fury Road again recently, this time with my older kid, and while she sat through it I can't get her to even consider Thunderdome. One and done.)

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 26 October 2019 12:49 (four years ago) link

(The face rip is really fast, that is.)

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 26 October 2019 12:49 (four years ago) link

You don't remember this?

https://cinemorgue.fandom.com/wiki/Hugh_Keays-Byrne?file=Immortan_Joe%27s_death.png

I mean it's how he died!

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 October 2019 12:52 (four years ago) link

Bleh. Just imagine bacdude with no mandible

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 October 2019 12:52 (four years ago) link

*a dude

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 October 2019 12:53 (four years ago) link

"I mean they're just going to wind up burning themselves with that shit ultimately, particularly as they continue to lean heavier on regurgitation of their own supply. Cut to five years from now as tumbleweeds drift through a multiplex"

Independent theaters will have been killed by then.

― now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Friday, October 25, 2019 8:23 AM (yesterday

The Art Theater in Champaign announced today they're closing in six days.

― now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Saturday, October 26, 2019 9:45 AM (four days ago)

Fathom have been told that two weeks ago's 40th anniversary national Alien screenings are the last time they will ever be able to show any Fox movie.

Balboa Theatre in SF had a Planet Of The Apes festival booked weekend after next, have now lost all eight films to which tickets had already been sold

Christmas screenings of Die Hard have been pulled from multiple theatres in the US and Canada

not sure where today's Leave Her To Heaven screening is meant to be happening

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Tuesday, 29 October 2019 23:27 (four years ago) link

uggghghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

weird ilx but sb (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 00:25 (four years ago) link

Man, Fuck Disney.

a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 01:23 (four years ago) link

KILL THE MOUSE

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 01:48 (four years ago) link

any opportunity to be total dicks

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 01:49 (four years ago) link

No one would have expected them to be particularly cool about the Fox acquisition but they're just straight-up showing their asses with this shit.

Feed Me Wheat Thins (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 03:27 (four years ago) link

There was a Savage Dragon panel with Malcolm unable to comprehend the commercial failure of Speed Racer film.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Friday, 1 November 2019 20:03 (four years ago) link

An outsider/artist friend of mine asked me at the time, genuinely curious (as I worked in Hollywood), “Why was Speed Racer a flop?”

My answer: “Because nobody went to see it!”

dracula et son fils (morrisp), Saturday, 2 November 2019 03:28 (four years ago) link

Purely bad timing for my part. I’d probably have seen it 3+ times in the theater if my life hadn’t been a smoking compost pile at the time. Granted, this would not have made up the necessary difference between budget and business.

El Tomboto, Saturday, 2 November 2019 03:57 (four years ago) link

Thanks for making me want to see it again right now when I’m supposed to be going to bed.

El Tomboto, Saturday, 2 November 2019 03:59 (four years ago) link

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/11/04/opinion/martin-scorsese-marvel.html

Some say that Hitchcock’s pictures had a sameness to them, and perhaps that’s true — Hitchcock himself wondered about it. But the sameness of today’s franchise pictures is something else again. Many of the elements that define cinema as I know it are there in Marvel pictures. What’s not there is revelation, mystery or genuine emotional danger. Nothing is at risk. The pictures are made to satisfy a specific set of demands, and they are designed as variations on a finite number of themes.

j., Tuesday, 5 November 2019 02:36 (four years ago) link

It’s genuinely tiresome.

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 02:41 (four years ago) link

The criticism of MCU movies as if decade upon decade of popular filmmaking hasn’t also been full of trite save the cat silliness, I mean

the MCU I don’t really find tiresome at all - maybe it could use more terror, paranoia, and hopelessness overall, but the it wouldn’t do what it says on the tin.

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 02:46 (four years ago) link

the black panther sucks because it’s missing genuine emotional danger? You officially did not watch the black panther, the movie

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 02:48 (four years ago) link

That there was bad stuff in the past doesn't mean that the nature of the bad stuff hasn't changed.

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 03:28 (four years ago) link

the more he elaborates the dumber this gets

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 03:33 (four years ago) link

the more he elaborates the dumber this gets

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 03:33 (four years ago) link

the more you post that etc etc

j., Tuesday, 5 November 2019 03:33 (four years ago) link

lol idk why that double-posted but I stand by it

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 03:34 (four years ago) link

He's right, you're wrong.

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 03:46 (four years ago) link

the black panther sucks because it’s missing genuine emotional danger?

well, not *just* for that reason

Simon H., Tuesday, 5 November 2019 03:53 (four years ago) link

He's right, you're wrong.

― Pauline Male (Eric H.), Monday, November 4, 2019

he's not even wrong. there have never been more opportunities for "risky" work to find an audience. just not at the multiplex. boo hoo, pour one out.

i mean of course it's ridiculous that Disney has now made more Maleficents than Snow Whites but it's pretty rich for a guy who puts "gimme shelter" in every other scene to bemoan the decline of symphonic audiences. now that was real music! these blues guys can't even read standard notation!

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 04:15 (four years ago) link

lol haha i am a cineaste pew pew upon your blockbuster framchise

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 04:17 (four years ago) link

xpost so he's...rockist?

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 04:19 (four years ago) link

Back in (decade) we made movies where actors said lines that (ham steak) audiences, on backdrops of pure (propane) with a truck and two (atelier)s

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 04:25 (four years ago) link

Another way of putting it would be that they are everything that the films of Paul Thomas Anderson or Claire Denis or Spike Lee or Ari Aster or Kathryn Bigelow or Wes Anderson are not.


These filmmakers all get films in theaters, yes? (I don’t know who Ari Aster is.) AFAIK, Anderson’s films have mainly been distributed by Buena Vista (Disney), or Fox Searchlight (now part of Disney).

jeanie bueller energy (morrisp), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 04:28 (four years ago) link

I mean I’m no moviegoer, but everywhere I go these past few weeks, I hear ppl talking about this Korean horror film that’s all the rage. Meanwhile, Terminator just flopped.

jeanie bueller energy (morrisp), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 04:39 (four years ago) link

None of us are in the multiplex heartland, let's be honest.

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 04:42 (four years ago) link

the fanboy reaction to this (on twitter, not on ilx) is so sad. the guy named a bunch of contemporary filmmakers he likes and ppl still act like he's william f buckley dissing the beatles in 1964.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 04:43 (four years ago) link

Neanderthal I know you’re joking but... otm?

like what really does bum me out a little is the sudden discovery that martin scorsese is hella corny.

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 04:53 (four years ago) link

When the Hollywood studio system was still alive and well, the tension between the artists and the people who ran the business was constant and intense, but it was a productive tension that gave us some of the greatest films ever made — in the words of Bob Dylan, the best of them were “heroic and visionary.”

Today, that tension is gone, and there are some in the business with absolute indifference to the very question of art and an attitude toward the history of cinema that is both dismissive and proprietary — a lethal combination.


Like, I get it... he’s talking about today’s Disney executives, and contrasting today to the good old days when ethical monsters both behind the camera (e.g., Hitchcock) and business side (you can’t reflect on “the past 20 years,” looking back to the golden age of commercially prosperous and artistically relevant indie film, without thinking a lot about Harvey Weinstein) may not have been called out for their transgressions, but at least the movies were great and played in multiplexes. But times have changed in so many ways, I don’t know how to really address his complaints beyond conceding that maybe filmmakers still “intend” for their pictures to end up on the big screen, but more of them may just have to settle for the slightly smaller (though still awesome) screens in people’s homes. What really is the scope of that loss?

jeanie bueller energy (morrisp), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 04:53 (four years ago) link

And I get that theatrical exhibition means a lot to him, I don’t begrudge him for that. I just don’t share the sense of “terrible sadness.”

jeanie bueller energy (morrisp), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 04:55 (four years ago) link

appealing to bob dylan as an authority so on the nose it hurts

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 04:55 (four years ago) link

1) - this is great free publicity and that is almost certainly the prime reason why he's keeping this ball rolling
2) - this is the real crux of his argument and who could argue with it: "So, you might ask, what’s my problem? Why not just let superhero films and other franchise films be? The reason is simple. In many places around this country and around the world, franchise films are now your primary choice if you want to see something on the big screen. It’s a perilous time in film exhibition, and there are fewer independent theaters than ever."
3) - his other arguments as per marvel movies in general are admittedly hella flimsy, old man yells at cgi cloud and mostly appear to be predicated on the fact that he has no grounding in this universe and it holds no joy for him at all because of that
4) - in general scorcese has done more to turn more people on to more otherwise unremembered films and fucking awesome piece of art than almost anyone so i'm perfectly happy to let him have this, especially given that the argument against him on social media is predominantly NUH UH DR STRANGE = BRAKHAGE
5) - Parasite has made $100 million worldwide and is the feel-good cineaste story of the year; Joker has made ten times that in a month
6) - man who has devoted his entire life to film is allowed to be sad that the current successful business model for studios is "spend $250 million dollars, make $500 million"

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 04:57 (four years ago) link

And I get that theatrical exhibition means a lot to him, I don’t begrudge him for that. I just don’t share the sense of “terrible sadness.”


taxi driver can’t be experienced as it’s author intended without a bucket of really fresh popcorn.

...

and milk duds. the big box.

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 04:57 (four years ago) link

xps hey pal that's nobel prize winner™ bob dylan to you

j., Tuesday, 5 November 2019 04:57 (four years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKiIroiCvZ0

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 04:58 (four years ago) link

damn autocorrect making me look like I don’t know the difference between its and it’s

forks otm tho

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 04:59 (four years ago) link

With any luck, the soundtrack to Guardians of the Galaxy 3 will overlap heavily with Casino and Goodfellas

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 04:59 (four years ago) link

no grounding in this universe

lol the spurious expertise to which cape and tights stans will appeal to justify their defensiveness

films are about THIS UNIVERSE, that's all the grounding you need to have insight into movies

j., Tuesday, 5 November 2019 05:01 (four years ago) link

j. with all respect I have no idea what you’re talking about

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 05:01 (four years ago) link

5) - Parasite has made $100 million worldwide and is the feel-good cineaste story of the year; Joker has made ten times that in a month

But it’s playing in theaters. The goalpost is not that small films should somehow be at BO parity with the big ones, even Scorsese’s not saying that.

jeanie bueller energy (morrisp), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 05:02 (four years ago) link

this is the THIRD time i've xposted this but I saw Irishman in theaters on opening night and the first two hours were so preordained, so much gangster fan service scripting, so much special effects and explosions that i honestly did have the super-smug "well how is this different from a marvel movie" thought but, you know what the last 30 minutes so painfully and honestly rip off the cardboard thin veneer of cool to reveal the pure sad nihilism underneath and act as apologia for scorcese's big dick bad guy fantasy fuel that as far as i'm concerned he wins.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 05:04 (four years ago) link

forks pretty much otm though. otoh, nobody’s going to remember who made Joker, and in a year, we’ll forget who starred in it too

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 05:04 (four years ago) link

parasite is NOT a small film btw! it won the palm d'or! it's got the best per theater opening weekend in the US for a foreign film in history! There's a big media campaign behind it!

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 05:06 (four years ago) link

also in 3 seconds nobody’s going to remember that I tried to be part of this conversation

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 05:06 (four years ago) link

goddam forks I’m pretty certain that’s quite possibly the finest capsule review of THE IRISHMAN anyone’s ever going to write and it’s wasted on the MCU thread

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 05:08 (four years ago) link

xxp So did Pulp Fiction!! Where are the goalposts — true cinema is now a microbudget indie out of nowhere that sweeps into the Zeitgeist purely on the strength of its artistic vision?

jeanie bueller energy (morrisp), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 05:09 (four years ago) link

tombot your Guardians 3 post didn’t get the recognition it deserved. I am now legit going to be disappointed if Gunn doesn’t go there.

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 05:09 (four years ago) link

I mean I know nothing about Parasite other than it seems as far as you can get from a Marvel movie. But maybe Scorsese dismisses it too, I dunno.

jeanie bueller energy (morrisp), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 05:10 (four years ago) link

Just looked it up, Parasite cost ~$11mm. That’s a small film!

jeanie bueller energy (morrisp), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 05:11 (four years ago) link

Like the fact it’s being heavily promoted and doing well is actually the best possible counterargument to Scorcese’s point!

jeanie bueller energy (morrisp), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 05:12 (four years ago) link

you can’t even license “gimme shelter” for 11 mil!

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 05:16 (four years ago) link

i think it's instructive to recognize the marvel (and star wars and harry potter and DC and every other film that relies on lore and fandom before story and character) box office hegemony as analogous to the worst perils of late era capitalism in that the particular style of art-and-business that they represent metastasizes to the point where it muscles out everything but the rare exceptions that, in some ways, succeed as much as anything because they ARE the exceptions... if you flip over to the Parasite thread, you'll find me complaining that though i liked parasite quite a bit, I'm sore that people who don't watch a lot of film won't stop telling me how good parasite is and i don't even think it's Bong's third best film! Or the third best class warfare film i've seen this year! but it's the underdog of the moment and that makes it the overdog! and people feel they've "done their part" for culture simply by dipping their toe in that water.

One of the best things about NYC is that, at any given moment, there are sixty different films I can watch. In downtown Manhattan alone , there are at least five theaters at any given moment playing the best available cinema available in America. But that is ABSOLUTELY a pure luxury and it pains me that some of the outrageously good film i've seen this year (Birds of Passage! Diane! Transit! Honeyland! For the Birds! Hail Satan! Penguin Highway! One Cut of the Dead! Shadow! Woman at War! Last Black Man in San Francisco! Fast Color! The Wild Pear Tree! and almost all of it at least as joyous and as fully accessible as Toy Story 4 or into the Spiderverse is) gets no big screen play outside of five major cities. it's a fucking shame.

xp to rogermexico thx i'm available for screenings and twitter arguments

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 05:23 (four years ago) link

ALSO!! BONG JOON HO BONUS COMIC XOVER INFO THAT MAY EXPLAIN WHY HIS WORK IS CONNECTING SO WELL WITH MARVEL FRIENDLY AUDIENCES:

In another life, he would have been a comic-book artist. Bong meticulously storyboards everything he shoots, and his movies look like individual frames come to life. He sketched out every scene for Parasite and Memories of Murder himself — complete with dialogue — and for films with bigger visual effects, like Okja and Snowpiercer, he worked with an artist. “He gave us storyboards that were fully bound books,” says Yeun of his experience acting in Okja. “They look like mangas, where you’re just like, Oh, this is the movie.”

https://www.vulture.com/2019/10/bong-joon-ho-parasite.html

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 05:27 (four years ago) link

Birds of Passage! Diane! Transit! Honeyland! For the Birds! Hail Satan! Penguin Highway! One Cut of the Dead! Shadow! Woman at War! Last Black Man in San Francisco! Fast Color! The Wild Pear Tree!


Are these the sort of films that would have gotten significant big screen play in the sticks 20 years ago?

jeanie bueller energy (morrisp), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 05:29 (four years ago) link

xps yeah i live in a relatively artsy city but its theaters are for shit, you need to go to the multiplexes in the suburbs to grab the occasional chance at a middle-aged person's hollywood movie tucked into the offerings, and where i actually live, you get your choice of 2-screen theaters showing the biggest blockbusters - the nearest to me has been showing joker and downton abbey for like ever

j., Tuesday, 5 November 2019 05:30 (four years ago) link

Also, Scorsese’s not just talking about “arty movies,” he’s also talking about how great the old studio system was. But plenty of mainstream, adult-oriented movies that aren’t Marvel or DC are still being made and distributed — look at each year’s Oscar contenders for example. Are many of today’s directors as good as Hitchcock? Probably not! But that’s a different point.

jeanie bueller energy (morrisp), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 05:32 (four years ago) link

xp 20 years ago, many of those films would've been picked up and distributed broadly by big companies and distributors willing to settle for a smaller piece of the pie. Neon, Dogwoof, A24, Magnolia et al are scoring enough hits to stay afloat in a different ecosystem but they don't have the muscle to make in play in Peoria.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 05:33 (four years ago) link

So if GotG 3 establishes its soundtrack with Quill discovering the Goodfellas OST on his Zune

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 05:34 (four years ago) link

ulysses relentlessly otm itt

Simon H., Tuesday, 5 November 2019 05:36 (four years ago) link

you're arguing a lot of different points morrisp, i'm not sure which one you want to focus on here but i will say i don't think scorcese would for a minute want to go back to the "old studio system," maybe watch this for some historical perspective as to why and how scorcese might have a reasonable beef against hyperinflated hollywood horseshit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0jsxeXXtBk

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 05:37 (four years ago) link

Scorcese’s making a lot of different points! Some are

I’m simply asking how this: https://oscar.go.com/news/nominations/oscar-nominations-2018-full-list-and-highlights

...squares with this:

But the most ominous change has happened stealthily and under cover of night: the gradual but steady elimination of risk. Many films today are perfect products manufactured for immediate consumption.

jeanie bueller energy (morrisp), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 05:41 (four years ago) link

Whoops, my first thing got cut off. I was saying some of his points are cut-and-dried, like: In many places around this country and around the world, franchise films are now your primary choice if you want to see something on the big screen. That seems true & yes a loss

jeanie bueller energy (morrisp), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 05:43 (four years ago) link

But lots of “major” films are still being made and screened (even in Peoria) that don’t fit his slippery “many films today” construction.

jeanie bueller energy (morrisp), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 05:44 (four years ago) link

“Many films” have crappy/franchise whatever for as long as I’ve been alive. It’s one thing to lament the loss of screens for indie films, but that doesn’t seem to be what he’s arguing for most of the piece, he’s saying studios aren’t taking risks, which isn’t true.

jeanie bueller energy (morrisp), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 05:45 (four years ago) link

no big screen play outside of five major cities. it's a fucking shame.

That’s also not the fault of any movie company. That’s the fact of living outside of major markets. People can stay at home now and watch all kinds of bullshit. Okja is on Netflix! We’re going to be OK.

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 05:46 (four years ago) link

(And candidly, ulysses, I feel a little condescended to for you to point me toward "Easy Riders, Raging Bulls" of all things... but I'll survive ;)

jeanie bueller energy (morrisp), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 05:48 (four years ago) link

Paramount just had two big flops w/Gemini Man & Terminator; but here are some films they were releasing deep in the MCU era, tell me they weren't taking risks:

November 11, 2016 Arrival
December 16, 2016 Fences
December 23, 2016 Silence (a Marty S. joint!)
September 15, 2017 Mother
October 27, 2017 Suburbicon
December 22, 2017 Downsizing

Granted, it's now two more years down the road, and Br4d Grey (who championed this stuff) is no longer there (or anywhere); but you get the idea.

jeanie bueller energy (morrisp), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 05:55 (four years ago) link

And we're also never going back to the '70s, no matter how easy anyone rides, or how the bull rages... lamenting the loss of such a unique era feels like pissing in the wind

jeanie bueller energy (morrisp), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 05:56 (four years ago) link

Okay, let's talk about that then.
the oscar nominations are meant to be the height of the intersection of art and commerce, films that are critically acclaimed and that tend to do notably well at the box office. Weinstein's svengali magic trick was that for a long time he was often very good at figuring out how to have one inform the other so that the whole country is going to see fucking Shakespeare in Love... but i digress. A quick bit of googling suggests that 870 films were released in North America last year. Those Oscar noms represent maybe 2% of those. The top 10 2018 hits (of which only Incredibles 2 and Black Panther cross over to the Oscars) equal nearly 25% of the total domestic box office for the year... about 3.5 billion of about 12. That means that 95% of the films released in america fit into neither category. that's over 800 films that don't take up a month in your local multiplex, that don't get marketing and press support from a major studio and that don't get screen time to impact the culture. before marvel proved that you could more or less lock up 25% of theaters with what is essentially the same movie playing for a full year, that space was filled with other stuff! Scorcese is bemoaning that loss, not that no other films play at all but that the margins are so slim and that most studios are opting out of the middle ground and ceding it to streaming.... which may not matter if you don't think that seeing a film on a big screen is any different than watching it at home but it is it is it is it IS different

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 05:57 (four years ago) link

jeez, we went six different directions in the time it took me to type that! i have a cold, i'm goin' to bed.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 05:57 (four years ago) link

btw, i never even knew there was a bbc adaptation of easy rider raging bulls until recently, it's a fun watch if you haven't seen it even it it only skims the book

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 06:00 (four years ago) link

goodnight! I enjoy rapping w/you

jeanie bueller energy (morrisp), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 06:13 (four years ago) link

http://media0.giphy.com/media/XtihHK45Buhpax98BN/giphy.gif

anyways, my point - which i may have made too awkwardly to land - is that the top 5% of film in america represents basically everything that does boffo box office or gets nominated for statues. the remaining 95% is increasingly squeezed out due to a mix of evolving media landscapes, the de-emphasis of appointment viewing in theaters for anything but corporate approved cultural touchstones, winner-take-all business practices and an entire generation of disposable income carrying manbabies willing to see a three hour popcorn movie five times so that they can say they did their part to unseat Avatar.
Scorcese is absolutely an imperfect deliverer of this message. And as an official manbaby myself i'm hardly above gorging on occasional garbage and finding it both tasty and nutritious. The thing to guard against in these kinda conversations imo is to assume there are right or wrong answers here and that a bunch of yahoos on the internet know more and are in a better position to figure out how to untangle the mess that is the dying days of big screen movies before marty fuckin' scorcese does.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 06:20 (four years ago) link

i enjoy rapping with you too... even when i'm not entirely sure where you're going with your argument! but that's likely the robitussin talking.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 06:24 (four years ago) link

which may not matter if you don't think that seeing a film on a big screen is any different than watching it at home but it is it is it is it IS different

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, November 4, 2019

of course it is! if it weren't audiences wouldn't choose to stay home in such decisive numbers instead of going to the theater!

and yeah, it's a shame for cinéma but on balance i'm okay living in a world where idk Kevin Smith's DOGMA doesn't get the honor of a theatrical release.

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 06:26 (four years ago) link

speaking of brokeback mountain, ang lee somehow keeps getting theatrical releases. take that, marty!

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 06:29 (four years ago) link

considering marvel gave him the keys to the comics, it's a small miracle that the world was never subjected to a kevin smith marvel movie and, given the stakes and his reputation, I think we've likely dodged that bullet forever

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 06:32 (four years ago) link

if you'd like a good example of some non-highbrow filmmakers whose work would've likely flourished in a world where the primary options aren't billion dollars or straight to video, I'd point straight to Benson and Moorhead.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 06:37 (four years ago) link

some interesting Irishman scuttlebutt from Deadline:
https://deadline.com/2019/11/terminator-dark-fate-linda-hamilton-harriet-motherless-brooklyn-weekend-box-office-1202774477/

The unfortunate fact of the matter is that there are some films which won’t work at the box office, given their economics. Studio development execs continually huddle to debate what’s marquee enough. No one in town was going to make a 3 1/2 hour, slow-moving gangster movie with three near 80-year-old actors at a $160M-$200M budget.

Plus, what box office could be made from such an endeavor? Irishman would have likely tanked, and to bring it back to rival distributors, the pic’s release would have boxed some holdovers (maybe as many as two titles a venue) out of the theater. Meantime, despite Motherless Brooklyn not finding an audience, the pic was priced at a reasonable cost in regards to what its B.O. prospects would be.

Netflix in its $5B-plus grossing quarterly revenue, was able to make Irishman, while rival studios didn’t want to gamble. Again, we live in a world where producers have to be agnostic when it comes to the medium their films are made for.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 06:42 (four years ago) link

the remaining 95% is increasingly
Streaming.

I feel extremely strongly that streaming music is just basically napster plus tips, i.e. barely better than just stealing music, but I think streaming film and TV content is somehow far fairer to the creators. Maybe because funding movies and shows means paying the rates up front?

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 07:20 (four years ago) link

Kevin Smith would have obviously made a terrible Marvel movie, is why - it seems pretty clear that "is an enormous comics fan" really wasn't an attribute that Marvel was looking for in its directors?

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 07:36 (four years ago) link

I thought I read it on this thread but I can't find it - the workhorse doing the most to move Netflix over to the next, respectable, phase of its plan is one Martin J Scorsese, who's going to get it some Oscars.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 07:41 (four years ago) link

xp it's easy to say that now but i honestly think if fox had given the 03 daredevil movie to smith to write/direct (and he had just recently come off a "marvel saving" run on the book: http://sequart.org/magazine/52690/kevin-smith-joe-quesada-daredevil/), it ABSOLUTELY would've done better financially and critically than what actually got made. from there, maybe marvel looks at smith for some help on making the iron man movie, possibly brings him in to help craft the long term plans. he coulda been a contender!

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 07:43 (four years ago) link

anyways, shame on me for forgetting that kevin smith is actually currently writing an animated Howard the Duck series for hulu, so nevermind
https://www.thewrap.com/howard-the-duck-animated-series-marvel-hulu-netflix/

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 07:54 (four years ago) link

Was gonna say. It's...disheartening.

Feed Me Wheat Thins (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 12:57 (four years ago) link

It's a really nice opinion piece, not least of all because he is humble and honest. He is very honest that he is old, and that he has old ideas about cinema. And... I just think his ideas about cinema are askew (way too much focus on character and narrative, BORING!) and his ideas about distribution and economics are spot on, but aren't helped by his ideas about cinema. And it's worth disconnecting the two.

So, in conclusion, fuck Disney.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 13:21 (four years ago) link

Anecdotally, I have to say that the broader cinematic wasteland for which Disney et al are being blamed these days (not without justification) feels very like the cinematic wasteland that small town USA has been for decades. From the time that I first felt sparks of interest in something more than big dumb blockbusters, I was forced to dig and scrape like a motherfucker in order to discover anything that skewed from the mainstream (although I at least had a guide inasmuch as I was lucky enough to come of age at a time when Film Threat was inexplicably available on podunk grocery store magazine racks). If I hadn't made a great deal of use of that Morbs-approved resource of choice, the public library, I would have been at least well into college before I ever saw anything independently-distributed. Hell, even in college we had to drive for an hour and a half to the one theater which was screening that obscure art film Being John Malkovich. I get that there's been an unsavory shift in the market, and particularly to the extent that Disney is being an evil megadick wrt the Fox acquisition, but I honestly wonder how much that shift is even registered outside of metropolitan areas. If anything, it's a helluva lot easier these days to see non-mainstream fare even if you don't have many theatrical options available to you.

Feed Me Wheat Thins (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 13:40 (four years ago) link

"And... I just think his ideas about cinema are askew (way too much focus on character and narrative, BORING!)"

lol as if you could come up with anything better

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 14:02 (four years ago) link

xp I was super into “indie film” in hs/college (early ‘90s), but I was seeing almost all of it on home video. I didn’t need to resort to the library like Old Lunch; the cool little video stores around (pre-Blockbuster hegemony) had all that stuff. It was a big deal when I was interning near NYC in ‘95, and could, like, take the train to see Amateur at the Angelika.

Maybe that’s why I can’t lament the “home viewing is the only option for most ppl outside NYC/L.A.” angle — I came up watching movies on much crappier screens than exist today.

jeanie bueller energy (morrisp), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 14:19 (four years ago) link

"And... I just think his ideas about cinema are askew (way too much focus on character and narrative, BORING!)"

lol as if you could come up with anything better

― xyzzzz__, 5. november 2019 15:02 (thirty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Fp'ed you for that, and I know the theory is to just fp and otherwise ignore these kinds of unprovoked personal attacks, and just assume that you're having a bad day, and has to sort through some issues, that you just want to take out on somebody else, but seriously. Go fuck yourself, and stop trying to make other people feel as bad as you do. It's so shitty behaviour.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 14:45 (four years ago) link

sometimes when we touch
the honesty's too much

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 14:46 (four years ago) link

Can't decide whether Martin Scorsese or Fred has better ideas about cinema

Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 14:51 (four years ago) link

No wait I can tbh

Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 14:51 (four years ago) link

Fred I thought you blocked me so you couldn't see my posts?

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 14:53 (four years ago) link

Yeah, then decided you were getting better. But you're apparently still a trolling piece of shit, so back on you go.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 14:54 (four years ago) link

I was hoping to just snipe at your shit with no consequences. Now that I've been flagged I don't know how I'll sleep tonight.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 14:54 (four years ago) link

Also, why the fuck would you write that crap directly aimed at me, if you didn't thought I would be able to read it? What the fuck is wrong with you?

Frederik B, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 14:55 (four years ago) link

Like, seriously, are you sick or something?

Frederik B, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 14:55 (four years ago) link

Tell me why
Everything turned around
Packing up
Shacking up is all you want to do

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 14:55 (four years ago) link

get a fucking room you two, this is the thread for alternately despairing about the dismal state of current cinema and ruminating on hailee steinfeld's casting as kate bishop

non-euclidean lenin (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 14:56 (four years ago) link

And cornbread
Delicious cornbread

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 14:58 (four years ago) link

When it comes to assessing ILXors I feel like sickness is maybe the logical starting point

I'm scared my but won't fit in it. (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 14:59 (four years ago) link

A Chicago metal quartet, Disturbed has been driving fans in the Midwest wild with their frenetic, theatrical live show. On their debut album, The Sickness, the band combines an over-the-top metal groove appealing to the underground with radio-friendly melodic hooks that grab hold of mainstream rock fans.

non-euclidean lenin (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 15:00 (four years ago) link

Also Epstein didn't kill himself

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 15:02 (four years ago) link

well, yeah

non-euclidean lenin (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 15:03 (four years ago) link

I really liked that piece. Just seeing Fred talk about ideas and being all patronising -- especially given what given what he posts on here -- was just too much for me.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 15:03 (four years ago) link

And Epstein didn't kill himself

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 15:04 (four years ago) link

Horshack, on the other hand

I'm scared my but won't fit in it. (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 15:05 (four years ago) link

take it to the watchmen thread buddy

non-euclidean lenin (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 15:07 (four years ago) link

Took me a second but A+

I'm scared my but won't fit in it. (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 15:10 (four years ago) link

Unlike Epstein, cinema killed itself

Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 15:35 (four years ago) link

has the coroner weighed in on cinema's hyoid bone yet

Titanic was cliched Marxist crap. (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 15:36 (four years ago) link

Otherwise known as Happy Madison productions

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 15:38 (four years ago) link

Marty should get in on this action; save Goodfellas for eternity: https://variety.com/2019/film/news/project-silica-superman-warner-bros-microsoft-1203390459/

jeanie bueller energy (morrisp), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 15:55 (four years ago) link

I thought I read it on this thread but I can't find it - the workhorse doing the most to move Netflix over to the next, respectable, phase of its plan is one Martin J Scorsese, who's going to get it some Oscars.


Yet you participate in society, curious, I am very smart &c

YouGov to see it (wins), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 23:05 (four years ago) link

In the wake of Paramount's dark fate with the Terminator movie, both Sony and Warner Bros. have now suffered "franchise" flops. WB's doing ok, though, in part b/c the Joker movie (which Scorcese considered directing!) was a huge smash.

The article on WB is also interesting, b/c it talks about how how "mid-level" films just aren't making it these days:

“It has to be so frustrating as a studio,” said Jeff Bock, a box office analyst with Exhibitor Relations. “If you look at these misfires, they’re all unique films. ‘Motherless Brooklyn’ would have been a big hit in the 1990s, but that genre is being phased out.”

...“When we think about the best adult dramas these days, we think of streaming and TV shows,” Bock said. “There’s so much genre specific [material on TV] that it’s really hard for these dramas in theaters to compete with that in terms of poignancy.”

Meanwhile, it sounds like the forthcoming Black Widow movie may have things going for it that even Scorsese will appreciate...

paris geller spinoff pitch (morrisp), Monday, 18 November 2019 17:28 (four years ago) link

But instead of helping propel ticket sales to new records, everything from Sundance darling “Blinded by the Light,” to the gritty action flicks “The Kitchen” and “Shaft” sputtered in spectacular fashion. Moviegoers all but ignored these films, even when the reviews, as in the case of “Blinded by the Light,” were sterling. It’s led to a wildly unpredictable year for Warner Bros.

I can't believe that a Bruce Springsteen musical wasn't an enormous hit in 2019!

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Monday, 18 November 2019 17:45 (four years ago) link

Tbf He did sell out 236 nights on Broadway in the preceding months.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 18 November 2019 17:50 (four years ago) link

Major diff between a romcom set in Luton that merely features the music of Springsteen vs actually seeing the man perform live

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 November 2019 17:53 (four years ago) link

xp Billie Joel did something similar at MSG, but I don't think the gritty coming of age musical Piano Man is getting greenlit soon.

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Monday, 18 November 2019 17:53 (four years ago) link

(the former is actually really good but it didn't get a lot of fanfare when it came out)

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 November 2019 17:53 (four years ago) link

Its not really a musical tbf, it’s Brit feelgood mulch of a kind that has historically been quite successful

YouGov to see it (wins), Monday, 18 November 2019 17:54 (four years ago) link

Also it’s bad

YouGov to see it (wins), Monday, 18 November 2019 17:54 (four years ago) link

Xxpost He already has a Broadway jukebox musical, Movin' Out.

It's pretty dumb

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 November 2019 17:54 (four years ago) link

Also tbf Springsteen had his *own* Warner Bros. theatrical release that massively flopped. Could be Bruce fatigue, could be "Blinded" came out after "Yesterday" ...

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 18 November 2019 17:55 (four years ago) link

Could be it’s bad

YouGov to see it (wins), Monday, 18 November 2019 17:56 (four years ago) link

Could be the audiences who attend expensive shows on Broadway and audiences who see movies aren't the same

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 November 2019 17:59 (four years ago) link

an unloved Shaft remake gets a horribly reviewed watered-down reboot(?)/sequel(?) that people forgot was coming out and it didn't do well, it's a sign of the times.

omar little, Monday, 18 November 2019 18:02 (four years ago) link

Shaft was mentioned in the part of the article specifically talking about WB’s recent releases; it’s not being presented as a sign of the times.

paris geller spinoff pitch (morrisp), Monday, 18 November 2019 18:05 (four years ago) link

The ad campaign for that Blinded By The Light movie was horrific. "Indian dork is super into Bruce Springsteen" is not gonna get people flooding into theaters.

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Monday, 18 November 2019 18:06 (four years ago) link

Where focus testing meets a coked-out film exec's humvee jams.

Yul, Tied: A Celebration of Brynner in Bondage (Old Lunch), Monday, 18 November 2019 18:09 (four years ago) link

Xpost he was Pakistani

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 November 2019 18:15 (four years ago) link

i saw Endgame, finally. Cool spectacle, everyone seemed to handle the 50% of life in the universe is gone thing pretty well, they were a bit angsty about it but still cracked a lot of good jokes. the vv quick glimpses of ordinary ppl seemed to indicate they were either completely recovered from it or just going through a bit of mild PTSD.

never seen a film where the three-act structure was this obvious, which is less a criticism and more of a neutral comment. i enjoyed the very beginning in terms of the setup, dispatching Thanos early on and all that business.

Everyone got their big telegraphed moments in the end, so the final battle felt very by-the-numbers, until the absolute last moment w/Iron Man. I thought the part where all the ladies banded together in the big battle at the end was cringe-worthy, like a moment of intended positivity and strength that came off as pandering instead.

Tony Stark's last scene was a good one, i liked it for it's low-key brutality and finality. I liked the Cap'n getting his second chance w/Peggy.

i was kind of joking around when i said these films always end with a giant smoldering enemy spacecraft slowly crashing to the ground but i guess maybe it's not a joke after all.

it was a good funhouse ride. i assume that there will be another 20-30 of these things coming out in the next decade.

omar little, Monday, 18 November 2019 18:22 (four years ago) link

Xpost he was Pakistani

I apologize. That changes everything.

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Monday, 18 November 2019 18:25 (four years ago) link

Yesterday and Blinded By the Light looked equally MOR, and both got good reviews, but the former did well and the latter didn't. Who knows.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 18 November 2019 18:54 (four years ago) link

Yesterday had a much bigger marketing push, from my POV. Also Beatles are way more popular than Springsteen, ofc

Nhex, Monday, 18 November 2019 18:57 (four years ago) link

I thought Blinded by the Light looked potentially good (for that kind of movie), but I didn’t go see it. I’m sure I’ll see it on TV at some point.

paris geller spinoff pitch (morrisp), Monday, 18 November 2019 19:03 (four years ago) link

Is Pugh Yelena Belova in the Black Widow movie?

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 18 November 2019 19:17 (four years ago) link

Just saw this Alan Moore interview making the rounds:

I think the impact of superheroes on popular culture is both tremendously embarrassing and not a little worrying. While these characters were originally perfectly suited to stimulating the imaginations of their twelve or thirteen year-old audience, today’s franchised übermenschen, aimed at a supposedly adult audience, seem to be serving some kind of different function, and fulfilling different needs. Primarily, mass-market superhero movies seem to be abetting an audience who do not wish to relinquish their grip on (a) their relatively reassuring childhoods, or (b) the relatively reassuring 20th century. The continuing popularity of these movies to me suggests some kind of deliberate, self-imposed state of emotional arrest, combined with an numbing condition of cultural stasis that can be witnessed in comics, movies, popular music and, indeed, right across the cultural spectrum. The superheroes themselves – largely written and drawn by creators who have never stood up for their own rights against the companies that employ them, much less the rights of a Jack Kirby or Jerry Siegel or Joe Schuster – would seem to be largely employed as cowardice compensators, perhaps a bit like the handgun on the nightstand. I would also remark that save for a smattering of non-white characters (and non-white creators) these books and these iconic characters are still very much white supremacist dreams of the master race. In fact, I think that a good argument can be made for D.W. Griffith’s Birth of a Nation as the first American superhero movie, and the point of origin for all those capes and masks.

paris geller spinoff pitch (morrisp), Monday, 18 November 2019 19:31 (four years ago) link

Okay, THAT takes the cake as the most profoundly fucking stupid and blinkered take I've encountered in this non-debate. Bravo, Alan!

Yul, Tied: A Celebration of Brynner in Bondage (Old Lunch), Monday, 18 November 2019 19:35 (four years ago) link

I love the smell of Godwin's Law in the morning

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 November 2019 19:37 (four years ago) link

Like I get that you have plenty of justified ire towards the industry and maybe no small amount of shame/self-loathing for your prior participation but it's maybe a better look to voice that ire directly rather than burying it in an otherwise disingenuous and kinda shockingly uninformed argument about another thing entirely.

Yul, Tied: A Celebration of Brynner in Bondage (Old Lunch), Monday, 18 November 2019 19:43 (four years ago) link

Moore's comments are in fact extremely mild, merely prolix, with a fine rhetorical joke at the end (and were made over three years ago).

insecurity bear (sic), Monday, 18 November 2019 21:16 (four years ago) link

sic otm

Οὖτις, Monday, 18 November 2019 21:19 (four years ago) link

Responses falling in nicely among party lines I see

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 November 2019 21:25 (four years ago) link

if you catch the vapors over Alan Moore making a mordant joke that batheticises a fundamentally horrific intersection of real history & its mediation through pop culture, I have some bad news about the previous work & interviews of a man who was drawing a children's newspaper strip under the name "Jill de Ray" [checks watch] forty years ago

insecurity bear (sic), Monday, 18 November 2019 21:30 (four years ago) link

I think that a good argument can be made for D.W. Griffith’s Birth of a Nation as the first American superhero movie, and the point of origin for all those capes and masks.

seems highly likely that Lindelof read this interview/quote three years ago and a lightbulb went off in his head about his stupid fucking TV show

Οὖτις, Monday, 18 November 2019 21:41 (four years ago) link

Sounds like this is the first time it was published in English?

paris geller spinoff pitch (morrisp), Monday, 18 November 2019 21:43 (four years ago) link

if alan moore thinks that comic books are fascist ubermenchen parables that indicate moral and/or emotional failings in its consumers i wonder what he'd think about this other guy alan moore who basically inscribed that particular narrative stylistically and is maybe more responsible than any other comic book writer for its aesthetic promulgation in the medium

Mordy, Monday, 18 November 2019 22:00 (four years ago) link

maybe more responsible than any other comic book writer for its aesthetic promulgation in the medium

this seems like a stretch

Οὖτις, Monday, 18 November 2019 22:06 (four years ago) link

Moore + Miller?

paris geller spinoff pitch (morrisp), Monday, 18 November 2019 22:07 (four years ago) link

Frank Miller, for one, demonstrably worse for embedding actual cryptofascist politics in his comics

lol xps

Οὖτις, Monday, 18 November 2019 22:08 (four years ago) link

i'll accept that he didn't act alone

Mordy, Monday, 18 November 2019 22:10 (four years ago) link

lol u make it sound like he committed a murder. I think he just openly acknowledged - highlighted, you might say - some tendencies that were already deeply embedded in the medium. He didn't come up with the idea out of whole cloth, and other writers either trafficked in it or pointed it out way before Moore did (O'Neill + Adams' 1970s Green Lantern/Green Arrow springs to mind)

Οὖτις, Monday, 18 November 2019 22:13 (four years ago) link

It all feels like a take that would have been smoking hot in 1986, and has cooled considerably in the decades since... but sounds like he didn't really have much to say about it anyway ("Frankly, I don’t think about comics that much, I don’t think of Watchmen at all, and the lasting impact of one upon the other is really no longer my concern.")

paris geller spinoff pitch (morrisp), Monday, 18 November 2019 22:13 (four years ago) link

and *after* Moore other, much less scrupulous and creative people, really ran with it (Squadron Supreme etc.)

xp

Οὖτις, Monday, 18 November 2019 22:13 (four years ago) link

i wonder what he'd think about this other guy alan moore who basically inscribed that particular narrative stylistically

luckily for you, he has expounded his criticisms of that guy at length since at least... 1988? when he had long finished his three-year career run of writing superhero IP, and was saying how bad The Killing Joke was before it even came out.

and is maybe more responsible than any other comic book writer for its aesthetic promulgation in the medium

a fine trick to achieve before his own birth

insecurity bear (sic), Monday, 18 November 2019 22:16 (four years ago) link

xp Squadron Supreme predated Watchmen. Moore mentions it in this 1987 interview: http://www.tcj.com/a-portal-to-another-dimension-alan-moore-dave-gibbons-and-neil-gaiman/

paris geller spinoff pitch (morrisp), Monday, 18 November 2019 22:17 (four years ago) link

haha! well that's even better

Οὖτις, Monday, 18 November 2019 22:18 (four years ago) link

i don't think the idea of superheroes is inherently fascist is my feeling even if it has increasingly become that. superman's origins at least seem to be anti-fascist (themes of immigration, protection of democratic liberalism, responsibility in power, obligation to the community + society) - just having a superpowered individual doesn't inherently make a fascist story. nb i was only 2yo when Watchmen came out so i'm looking back on this history having read many comics from over the century of the medium and to me there definitely seems to be a cruel fascist emergence circa Moore's (and Miller's) contributions to the medium. were they always there? maybe but clearly the opposite possibility has also been present.

Mordy, Monday, 18 November 2019 22:21 (four years ago) link

fwiw i know this is an extension of the MCU conversation which i haven't really participated in but i'd like to say i've seen them all except some of the Captain America's, the new Cpt Marvel and like a half of a few of the ones i actually could not make it through (the new ant-man + wasp, one or two of the iron mans). my feeling is that they're too tepid to be fascist or anything really.

Mordy, Monday, 18 November 2019 22:23 (four years ago) link

I don't think they're inherently fascist either, and I also don't think that (adults) who see superhero movies are necessarily clinging to their "relatively reassuring childhoods (or "the 20th Century"); or that there's a "numbing condition of cultural stasis" in modern popular culture... guess I don't agree w/Moore on anything here, lol

paris geller spinoff pitch (morrisp), Monday, 18 November 2019 22:26 (four years ago) link

At least Scorsese didn't attempt to psychoanalyze the movies' audience (beyond noting that "people like theme parks," or whatever)

paris geller spinoff pitch (morrisp), Monday, 18 November 2019 22:29 (four years ago) link

just having a superpowered individual doesn't inherently make a fascist story

I suspect Moore's contention is that it is, actually.

I'm not sure I entirely agree tbh, but I can see the argument - just in how the superpowered individual is inherently set apart from non-superpowered masses, making them uniquely responsible and capable, their existence automatically sets up a hierarchy with a power imbalance (similar to the basic cop POV: everyone who is not a cop is either a criminal or a victim, etc.)

Οὖτις, Monday, 18 November 2019 22:32 (four years ago) link

but we know ppl come with varying abilities - to dramatize that as a way of showing how we all contribute to the general welfare, have responsibilities to one another all lives are worthy etc is to me one of the key functions of liberalism. if you're right about moore's argument i feel like just leads to denialism or harrison bergeronism

Mordy, Monday, 18 November 2019 22:41 (four years ago) link

Moore is a literal anarchist, no duh he thinks stories about people born or chanced into massive power that they parade & exploit & dominate others with can have fascist undertones, overtones, and tones

insecurity bear (sic), Monday, 18 November 2019 22:47 (four years ago) link

But with great power comes great fuckin' responsibility, y'know?

paris geller spinoff pitch (morrisp), Monday, 18 November 2019 22:48 (four years ago) link

"obligation to the community + society" literally covers most of fascism's self-justification iirc

i've said this before here but quite a lot of fiction over the last few hundred years is about people who don't have to play by the same rules the normals do i.e. kings, policemen, doctors, hitmen, detectives, wizards etc because it's easier to commit action to the stage/screen if this is so - there isn't anything stopping the hero from taking whatever direct or spectacular action the drama demands. i don't think this is (necessarily) a 'fascist' mode of creative production (though i'm pretty sure it can be!) but i also don't think it's moore's beef in that graf: he's saying the IP is stale and the execs who commission it are unadventurous.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 18 November 2019 23:56 (four years ago) link

"obligation to the community + society" literally covers most of fascism's self-justification iirc

So it’s fascist until proven otherwise? Lol

A doesn’t equal B simply because B sometimes employs elements of A for “self-justification”

Superhero stories aren’t inherently fascist for any number of reasons, including the fact that superheroes don’t typically behave like fascists; except when they do, in comics that are usually “exploring the links btw superheroes and fascism.”

Superheroes are known for fighting fascists, either real (Nazis) or fictional (Hydra).

paris geller spinoff pitch (morrisp), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 00:16 (four years ago) link

I'm not sure I entirely agree tbh, but I can see the argument - just in how the superpowered individual is inherently set apart from non-superpowered masses, making them uniquely responsible and capable, their existence automatically sets up a hierarchy with a power imbalance

He dug into this a bit in Marvelman/Miracleman book 3, how the supers and aliens remade society after they trashed London, brushing aside any objections from mere humans. It was satisfying to see someone completely defang Thatcher but it was a bit chilling at the same time. Much as I hate to give Mark Millar any credit, he deals with the power imbalances pretty effectively in Jupiter's Legacy.

WmC, Tuesday, 19 November 2019 00:18 (four years ago) link

Mordy had opposed social obligation to "fascism" which i thought was pretty rich - the term fascism literally comes from the idea of individuals subsuming themselves into a bigger, more powerful tool or weapon

if i was being cheeky i'd say 'avengers assemble' now but *big donald trump energy* i won't say that

but again moore is kind of throwing that stuff in gratuitously to his main point, that this IP is comfort food for aging white men.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 00:25 (four years ago) link

much like 'the irishman' obv ;)

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 00:26 (four years ago) link

I guarantee "The Irishman" demo is like 400% older, whiter, and more male than that of the average superhero movie!

paris geller spinoff pitch (morrisp), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 00:31 (four years ago) link

Yea easily

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 00:32 (four years ago) link

word

Nhex, Tuesday, 19 November 2019 00:33 (four years ago) link

Glad we’ve identified the real enemy lol

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 19 November 2019 00:38 (four years ago) link

Gabbnebb

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 00:40 (four years ago) link

superheroes don’t typically behave like fascists

They act like their belief in their own excellence justifies them in flauting any law or societal norm they choose in the service of gratifying their own self-righteousness.

insecurity bear (sic), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 01:12 (four years ago) link

No, you’re thinking of super villains.

paris geller spinoff pitch (morrisp), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 01:36 (four years ago) link

no, you are

insecurity bear (sic), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 02:08 (four years ago) link

Funny how when i espoused a similar line of thinking to explain why I was Team Stark and not Team Cappy i got clowned in the Civil War thread

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 03:24 (four years ago) link

Superheroes aren't seeking power, or trying to consolidate power, or reinforce existing political structures. They're not opposing liberal democracy; or promoting nationalism, racism, xenophobia, or authoritarianism. They're not acting in a political way at all. They usually operate outside the state's control, and are at best grudgingly tolerated by the authorities. Often, the degree to which heroes should cooperate with authorities or the state is a major tension point (cf. Civil War, or the span of Captain America's entire career).

Their superhuman abilities are usually a gift, or an accident; and heroes committed to using their powers to protect the weak and powerless, often at great risk and expense to their own lives. And, fist and foremost, they protect the world from super villains, who actively seek power (of all kinds) and who exploit/attack ordinary people and seek to undermine the social order.

Of course, there are certain exceptions to all these points, in the zillion superhero stories ever written / filmed... but even at their "worst," most super-heroes are no more fascist than the cast of Watchmen (in Moore's own words from that 1987 interview):

There aren’t really any fascist superheroes in Watchmen. Rorschach’s not a fascist; he’s a nutcase. The Comedian’s not a fascist’ he’s a psychopath. Dr. Manhattan’s not a fascist; he’s a space cadet. They’re not fascists. They’re not in control of their world.

The intellectual frisson comes from the idea that superheroes could take control of their world, if they decided to... but that's generally relegated to thought experiments like Squadron Supreme.

paris geller spinoff pitch (morrisp), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 03:30 (four years ago) link

("fist and foremost" is a typo; but I like it, LOL)

paris geller spinoff pitch (morrisp), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 03:31 (four years ago) link

Superheroes are known for fighting fascists, either real (Nazis) or fictional (Hydra).

– largely written and drawn by creators who have never stood up for their own rights against the companies that employ them, much less the rights of a Jack Kirby or Jerry Siegel or Joe Shuster –


They usually operate outside the state's control, and are at best grudgingly tolerated by the authorities.

good to see you coming round

They act like their belief in their own excellence justifies them in flauting any law or societal norm they choose in the service of gratifying their own self-righteousness.

insecurity bear (sic), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 03:47 (four years ago) link

Superhero stories that don't factor in the inherent potential for fascism are like seeing Yogi Bear cartoons as nature documentaries. Which is fine, no problem, but

WmC, Tuesday, 19 November 2019 03:52 (four years ago) link

Which is why I liked X2. Mutants merely existing was enough for right wing politicians to try and herd them up.

Which lead to near Genocide from Magneto as paunack

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 03:54 (four years ago) link

Payback wtf

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 03:55 (four years ago) link

good to see you coming round

To your notion that an “outlaw” somehow = a “fascist”? Naw, not at all.

paris geller spinoff pitch (morrisp), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 04:07 (four years ago) link

I typed a few more words than "law" iirc

insecurity bear (sic), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 04:53 (four years ago) link

The phrase you typed didn’t seem to describe (most) superheroes, or fascism for that matter.

paris geller spinoff pitch (morrisp), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 04:58 (four years ago) link

ITT people who don't read superhero comics tell us about the state of superhero comics today

BRB, Imma go school some poptimists on music I stopped paying attention to a decade and a half ago, should make for scintillating conversation

Yul, Tied: A Celebration of Brynner in Bondage (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 05:28 (four years ago) link

Not to be a FASCIST but if I could have one superpower it would be to impose like a ten post limit on people whose superpower is finding 312,187 ways to empty their bowels into a thread whose topic they aren't a fan of.

Yul, Tied: A Celebration of Brynner in Bondage (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 05:42 (four years ago) link

if i posted that parallax view thor gif again now would someone have the common courtesy to trenchant it this time

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 19 November 2019 05:47 (four years ago) link

I actually will take the opportunity to promote the Squadron Supreme thread I started a few years back (as that series has been mentioned a few times now, mainly by me): Squadron Supreme (Mark Gruenwald) - C or D?

paris geller spinoff pitch (morrisp), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 06:13 (four years ago) link

Not to be a FASCIST but if I could have one superpower it would be to impose like a ten post limit on people whose superpower is finding 312,187 ways to empty their bowels into a thread whose topic they aren't a fan of.

that fuckin' morris, talking about whether superheroes are classic or dud on a thread about whether superheroes are classic or dud again

insecurity bear (sic), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 07:15 (four years ago) link

They act like their belief in their own excellence justifies them in flauting any law or societal norm they choose in the service of gratifying their own self-righteousness.

No, you’re thinking of super villains.

no, you are

Morris is right here, like this isn't even close, concern about their powers vs norms is one of the defining features of (particularly Marvel!) modern superheroes.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 19 November 2019 09:26 (four years ago) link

You know what is a fascist superhero film? The Incredibles! It's about a revolutionary who wants to force through superpowers 4 all, but the 'heroes' stop him because they hate equality. People have to be 'special', because... so I guess other people can't have better lives. No, really, it's a shit film, the scene at the end where the son cheats at running, but not enough to really impress and inspire and look super, just enough so that he will get the trophy instead of some other poor kid who had to work for it? I don't get why people like it, it's horrifying and evil.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 19 November 2019 09:41 (four years ago) link

And yeah, perhaps the biggest difference with Marvel in the sixties were how they saw superheroes as more like 'other' and 'different' instead of just being better. X-Men has always been a minority fighting for their rights. The Thing, Hulk. But it's not something the MCU has been good at, partly because the weirdest heroes were at FOX, partly because they to some extent based the Avengers on the Ultimates instead, which kinda are about fascists.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 19 November 2019 09:44 (four years ago) link

concern about their powers vs norms is one of the defining features of (particularly Marvel!) modern superheroes

analysing and deconstructing the tropes of something doesn't stop them being tropes. I believe the gentleman in question was saddened to discover this in the wake of his major works in the field.

insecurity bear (sic), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 10:24 (four years ago) link

ha, The Incredibles seemed like such Ayn Rand fanfic they made the second one pointedly not-so
https://screenrant.com/incredibles-2-theory-ayn-rand/

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 10:37 (four years ago) link

I remember Alan Moore many years ago talking about a 1970s UK fanzine article that raised the question of fascism in relation to superhero comics, and how influential this was on his thinking about the form - so this isn't a new thing for him, or for comics fandom.

Saying that superhero movies and comics are pretty fascist isn't (for me) the same thing as saying they're without interest or merit - in the same way that one can be a bleeding heart liberal and still take great pleasure from Dirty Harry.

Fred OTM about The Incredibles. Pixar sucks.

Ward Fowler, Tuesday, 19 November 2019 10:51 (four years ago) link

It's puzzling and more than a little disappointing to see people itt who are so superhumanly (HMMMMMM) knowledgeable about the medium talking in broad terms about the inherent fascism of superhero comics as if they were a gaggle of PMRC-ers denouncing rap music on the basis of that one song they half heard coming out of their kid's stereo that one time. It might help if you cited your sources because I'd bet dollars to donuts that most of the mainstream comics I've read in the past decade+ aren't among them.

Yul, Tied: A Celebration of Brynner in Bondage (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 12:42 (four years ago) link

i thought we were talkin about movies

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 13:06 (four years ago) link

Since when have we used the Marvel Cinematic Universe thread to discuss movies, get with the times, man.

xpost There are inarguably discrete examples of what you're talking about (see, for instance, the most recent instance that springs to mind, wherein the Marvel character Quake has inexplicably taken up torture as a means of getting information from a Hydra agent, an out-of-character act that isn't challenged with particular vehemence in-story and which, incidentally and uncomfortably, takes place in a comic with a photo in the letters page of a little girl dressed like the more honorable TV version of that character) but one of the central thrusts of the Marvel U for years has been powered folks (often but not always the so-called heroes) overstepping those boundaries and getting called to the carpet/taken down for their troubles. Like it's damn near a constant conversation throughout the line, and the general thrust of most of the big events. The implications of that conversation are totally debatable but only inasmuch as the debaters have more than third-hand knowledge of what's been discussed already.

Yul, Tied: A Celebration of Brynner in Bondage (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 13:15 (four years ago) link

1) as Ward said, nobody itt is denouncing every superhero comic ever including Herbie The Fat Fury by theorising about reasons that Alan Moore might have once perceived the genre gestalt as having some elements that resonate with his perception of fascism
2) he was talking three years ago, about comics from thirty to eighty years ago. the content in a particular selection of superhero comics from the last ten years is moot

insecurity bear (sic), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 13:22 (four years ago) link

xpost

insecurity bear (sic), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 13:22 (four years ago) link

I think that's a bit of a misread of what has been happening. It's not that one side is 'overstepping boundaries', it's a constant conversation between two sides, where what is right and wrong is shown to be murky. Team Cap was portrayed as pretty reasonable for not wanting to tow the government registration line, and their concerns were proven correct when Norman Osborn took over. In Civil War II, I don't think anything was really coherent at all, but it was the anti-government line that won the day, a perfectly reasonable agent like Captain Marvel was all of a sudden an idiot who wasn't able to realize something might be wrong with her intel. I think it's more right to say the line for the last fifteen year has featured a libertarian vs a pro-authority angle. And then recently there's been an attempt to introduce a pro underdog / uprising model, most explicitly with Champions. That book sucks, btw, but that's neither here nor there.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 19 November 2019 13:24 (four years ago) link

I don’t see how someone can criticise Dr Peterson’s ideas when it’s abundantly clear they haven’t even read all his published works and watched 200 hours of YouTube clips

YouGov to see it (wins), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 13:31 (four years ago) link

It is weird that I might want people to have engaged with a thing they're discussing rather than talking about some nebulous idea of what that thing is about, I agree.

Thank u 2 Fred, though. I'm not going to argue that the conversation is like the height of sophistication but it's certainly more nuanced and ambiguous than 'superheroes = fascists'.

Yul, Tied: A Celebration of Brynner in Bondage (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 13:46 (four years ago) link

Yeah, this idea that it's bad to seek to know what you're talking about is really annoying to me. There's a wide area inbetween uncritically reproducing bad stuff, and not knowing anything about it at all.

And yeah, it is nuanced and ambiguous. In some way a lot of that is because a lot of writers are writing the same story at once, and some of them, like Bendis, are really not that good at writing about anything other than eating takeaway. But I also think the semi-fascist undertones are somewhat important, and can add a lot to the stories. The X-Men are best when they remember that they aren't just a persecuted minority, but also are legitimately powerful and scary. Hickman's no vision of them as basically Zionists is so good, also in the way it makes Zionism so utterly understandable, yet also very scary.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 19 November 2019 14:17 (four years ago) link

(Plugging my 'ears' @ discussion of Hickman X-books which I have yet to read.)

I think Nick Spencer is an interesting writer in this vein inasmuch as I have yet to discern his personal politics even though he clearly has a lot of complicated (if occasionally messy and ill-considered) thoughts about these issues. But yeah, there are obviously lots of other writers who don't GAF and just want to write slug-em-ups.

Yul, Tied: A Celebration of Brynner in Bondage (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 14:24 (four years ago) link

I'm thinking the biggest thing Spencer has done so far is the Sam Wilson / Steven Rogers Cap run, but is there anything else I should specifically read?

Frederik B, Tuesday, 19 November 2019 15:32 (four years ago) link

/thread

"I have a personal problem. I respect the creativity that goes into superhero films, but in real life and in movies, I can’t stand people wearing tight-fitting clothes,” he told Variety when asked if he’d consider directing for Marvel. “I’ll never wear something like that, and just seeing someone in tight clothes is mentally difficult. I don’t know where to look, and I feel suffocated. Most superheroes wear tight suits, so I can never direct one. I don’t think anyone will offer the project to me either. If there is a superhero who has a very boxy costume, maybe I can try."

https://www.vulture.com/2019/11/bong-joon-ho-marvel-movie-tight-clothes.html

Number None, Tuesday, 19 November 2019 15:37 (four years ago) link

xpost That's mostly what I'm thinking of, too. I've liked some of the other runs he's done (eg Ant-Man and Secret Avengers) but they're way less politicocentric.

Yul, Tied: A Celebration of Brynner in Bondage (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 15:39 (four years ago) link

LOL, Bong Joon Ho with a unique objection to the superhero film that I can respect.

Yul, Tied: A Celebration of Brynner in Bondage (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 15:40 (four years ago) link

also a clear path to a modok movie!

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 15:50 (four years ago) link

If only Marvel hadn't decided to waste the character on one of those dumb animated Hulu series.

Yul, Tied: A Celebration of Brynner in Bondage (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 15:51 (four years ago) link

The costumes could be so much tighter!

paris geller spinoff pitch (morrisp), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 15:57 (four years ago) link

thinking the biggest thing Spencer has done so far is the Sam Wilson / Steven Rogers Cap run, but is there anything else I should specifically read?

The only two things I’ve read by him are fun:
most* of a little run on Jimmy Olsen, as a backup feature in the Paul Cornell run on Action with Lex Luthor as the lead. *At some point it got bumped to its own book so you had to rebuy 2/3 of it, and then the main feature got embroiled in some crossover bullshit and I dropped the whole book.
the first volume or two of The Fix, a sunny crime comedy with Steve Lieber. (I’d read the rest but the library only has most of it as ebooks.)

insecurity bear (sic), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 21:00 (four years ago) link

It's about a revolutionary who wants to force through superpowers 4 all, but the 'heroes' stop him because they hate equality.

well, all the kidnapping and murdering was something of a factor, as well as deliberately setting a death robot loose on the city so he could stop it but screwing it up massively.

Yeah, that's a terrible reading of "The Incredibles" (I assumed Frederick was "taking the piss"...)

paris geller spinoff pitch (morrisp), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 23:21 (four years ago) link

I rarely enjoy the pleasure of saying "Fred otm" but Fred otmfm, it's a Triumph of the Will cartoon that nearly put me off Pixar for life

The Man Who Was Thirsty (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 23:24 (four years ago) link

It is no such thing -- but this feels like an argument from 2004, so I'll bow out.

paris geller spinoff pitch (morrisp), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 23:26 (four years ago) link

Yeah, I'm just not even going to engage with a starting point that posits The Incredibles as "Triumph of the Will", other than to say that is quite possibly the worst take I've seen in quite some time.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 23:40 (four years ago) link

It's true, though

Frederik B, Tuesday, 19 November 2019 23:41 (four years ago) link

Incredibles is super super Randian (I feel like even Bird stans acknowledge it as his most Randian film?), but "fascist" feels like a reach. Depends how much daylight one sees between the two ideologies, I guess.

weird ilx but sb (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 23:48 (four years ago) link

It is more Fountainhead than Triumph tbf

The Man Who Was Thirsty (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 23:49 (four years ago) link

Always kind of amazes me when people don't see the objectivism because they're cute or something, Ratatouille dabbles in the same pond imo, but I guess an aristocracy of the special was a Disney thing for a long time

The Man Who Was Thirsty (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 23:51 (four years ago) link

I've had the misfortune of reading The Fountainhead, and The Incredibles ain't it.

paris geller spinoff pitch (morrisp), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 23:54 (four years ago) link

Free’s reading of the Incredibles is correct imo

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 20 November 2019 02:11 (four years ago) link

No, it’s an edgelord-y, deliberately perverse misrepresentation of the basic plot, as anyone who’s seen the movie will recognize immediately.

paris geller spinoff pitch (morrisp), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 02:32 (four years ago) link

Oh the way Glenn Miller played

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 02:34 (four years ago) link

Like I don’t know who you guys think you’re gaslighting, this isn’t some reddit forum!

paris geller spinoff pitch (morrisp), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 02:35 (four years ago) link

Songs that made the Hit Parade

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 02:42 (four years ago) link

c'mon. it's totally in the film that Dash is not allowed to use his superpowers to win races (suppressing his gifts to fit in with ~the normals~), and then at the end he IS allowed to, so long as he only does it a little, and this is supposed to be the happy ending to a story where the bad guy wanted to make "everybody super" so that "no one is." efforts to maintain equality are revealed as a sham by the envious and selfish. those with special powers should use them.

why i think this is randian but not fascist is that mr. incredible is altruistic. he does miss the excitement of superheroics but really he's in it to save people. whereas buddy is motivated by his desire for glory and power, and willingness to murder etc.

(just in case ppl don't know, ratatouille is also directed by Brad Bird, so this may not be a generic Disney/Pixar thing)

weird ilx but sb (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 04:58 (four years ago) link

The bad guy wasn't bad because he wanted to sell technology that he claimed would make "everybody super"; he was bad because of (as Eliza pointed out) all the killing he was doing, and the destruction and more killing that was about to result. The family didn't get involved to stop him from marketing some dodgy tech (much less because they "hate equality") -- they got involved to rescue Mr. Incredible, who was about to be the next to be killed. Then they saved themselves from being killed, and stopped the robot from destroying the city.

paris geller spinoff pitch (morrisp), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 05:05 (four years ago) link

And, yes, it's a humorous & happy ending when superheroes find a way to live as part of society, something that has eluded many comic book heroes. Ever see Peter Parker dodge a punch and have to resist the urge to knock Flash Thomson into the next zip code?

paris geller spinoff pitch (morrisp), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 05:07 (four years ago) link

it's been a minute but i'm pretty sure Buddy's POV on "supers" and what to do with them is played out as Villain Monologues with ominous music and closeups and stuff. and his whole motivation is envy of mr. incredible having superpowers while buddy is merely ordinary, etc.? but again it's been a minute.

weird ilx but sb (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 05:07 (four years ago) link

it's only a happy ending for Dash. for the kid who gets third place and doesn't know Dash is cheating, it probably kinda sucks.

weird ilx but sb (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 05:08 (four years ago) link

wasn't Syndrome trying to become the only superhero himself by killing all of the other superheroes?

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 05:09 (four years ago) link

prior to selling the inventions, that is?

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 05:11 (four years ago) link

I think he was using the other supers to perfect his tech, they died as his robots became better.

xxp What's your solution, a separatist homo superior program? The movie's working thru "what it would be like if superheroes really existed" -- much like Watchmen (to which it pays homage with the island, supers coming out of retirement, etc.)

paris geller spinoff pitch (morrisp), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 05:11 (four years ago) link

There is an element of Mr. Incredible grousing about "everyone gets a trophy," blah blah -- but that's not even Ayn Rand, that's just, like, circa-2004 standup routines. Even if you choose (for some reason) to see the supers as a metaphor for "naturally superior" people in real society... well, even then, it sure doesn't play out like an Ayn Rand novel.

paris geller spinoff pitch (morrisp), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 05:14 (four years ago) link

(let alone TRIUMPH of the F-ING WILL)

paris geller spinoff pitch (morrisp), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 05:15 (four years ago) link

I would think the argument is that any depiction of superpowered people exercising restraint and good judgment is itself fascistic in how it misrepresents the psychological effect of absolute (or near-absolute) power.

Simon H., Wednesday, 20 November 2019 05:17 (four years ago) link

🤔

paris geller spinoff pitch (morrisp), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 05:20 (four years ago) link

so we're all collectively Brian Cox's character from X2?

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 05:21 (four years ago) link

If what Simon said is truly “the argument,” then someone should make it — citing actual superhero comics (and they better show that they’ve actually read a lot of them).

For one thing, superheroes usually don’t have absolute (or near-absolute) power. Even the most powerful among them live in a world where their powers are cancelled out by all the other super-powered beings that are bumping into each other all the time (heroes, villains, aliens, Celestials; Watchers, Guardians of the Universe, Galactuses; Greek/Roman/Norse Gods...).

It’s not our world! It’s not even (really) a metaphor for our world. That’s why it’s notable when something like Watchmen or The Incredibles does the “thought experiment” of bringing them into something like our world.

paris geller spinoff pitch (morrisp), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 05:42 (four years ago) link

(Also, when there weren’t a lot of superheroes around yet, I understand that the power fantasies they represented may have been a little bit relevant to WWII-era U.S.; in which victory against actual fascism wasn’t yet assured. Buy war bonds!)

paris geller spinoff pitch (morrisp), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 05:48 (four years ago) link

I would think the argument is that any depiction of superpowered people exercising restraint and good judgment is itself fascistic in how it misrepresents the psychological effect of absolute (or near-absolute) power.

― Simon H., Wednesday, November 20, 2019 5:17 AM (one hour ago)

this is an interesting point, though it might not apply to superheroes who don't come from earth -- like, superman would not necessarily have the same type of psychology as a human, which might be one reason he doesn't abuse his power despite having few constraints on it

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 07:10 (four years ago) link

I mean I would think that this explains the appeal of the Snyderverse Superman, who can't seem to help but exhibit a wanton disregard for human life once he leans into his powers

Simon H., Wednesday, 20 November 2019 07:13 (four years ago) link

(feel free to read that as being more about Snyder than anyone else, and I won't argue)

Simon H., Wednesday, 20 November 2019 07:14 (four years ago) link

it's been a minute but i'm pretty sure Buddy's POV on "supers" and what to do with them is played out as Villain Monologues with ominous music and closeups and stuff.

― weird ilx but sb (Doctor Casino), 20. november 2019 06:07 (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Yes. He says 'If everyone is special... Nobody is special' and the music is really evil. That's it, that's the moral of the film. It's true that they make sure to point out that Buddy is evil and bad and incompetent in a lot of ways, but that doesn't change what the moral is.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 20 November 2019 08:24 (four years ago) link

The implication isn't just that it's good and right that some people are better than others. It's that it's so important that some people are better than others, that we shouldn't even try to help better the lives of other people. There's a complete disregard in the film for anyone who isn't super, Mr Incredible is 'altruistic' in the same way a billionaire who gives away ten percent of his wealth is, but who is absolutely shocked at the idea of a six percent wealth tax.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 20 November 2019 08:26 (four years ago) link

While I agree that the Incredibles is a shitshow, the point of money is that it's transferable.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 20 November 2019 10:26 (four years ago) link

(as an attempt to bring more sanity to this discussion, my reference point is that any statement that says "all superheroes" has to apply to Spider-man, which makes 50% of the statements itt fairly silly)

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 20 November 2019 10:28 (four years ago) link

There's definitely a post 9/11 George W. vibe to a lot of "The Incredibles," coincidence or not. The key line that jumped out at the time was Elastigirl's mini-monologue:

Remember the bad guys on the shows you used to watch on Saturday mornings? Well, these guys aren't like those guys. They won't exercise restraint because you are children. They *will* kill you if they get the chance. Do *not* give them that chance.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 20 November 2019 12:40 (four years ago) link

this conversation is a lot of fun to read while watching the first season of the legend of korra

american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 12:45 (four years ago) link

(which, i’m not that far yet, but is prob the first media i’ve encountered that deals really well with the implicit fascism of the superpowered since... watchmen)

american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 12:50 (four years ago) link

It seems that I remember basically nothing about The Incredibles because I'm like aghast at all the killing that apparently took place in this movie for kids.

Yul, Tied: A Celebration of Brynner in Bondage (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 12:51 (four years ago) link

Although I see now that it was the first Pixar to receive a PG rating so I guess that makes sense.

Yul, Tied: A Celebration of Brynner in Bondage (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 12:53 (four years ago) link

That was for all the sex scenes.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 20 November 2019 12:54 (four years ago) link

And the drug use

Frederik B, Wednesday, 20 November 2019 13:19 (four years ago) link

It's that it's so important that some people are better than others, that we shouldn't even try to help better the lives of other people.

lol

Mr. Incredible and Frozone spend their evenings listening to a police scanner looking for opportunities to help others, at the risk of endangering their own freedom. ffs

I don't get wet because I am tall and thin and I am afraid of people (Eliza D.), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 13:40 (four years ago) link

That's not a good argument, that's part of the problem. There are so many ways in general to help others, and the film is very explicit that there's a lot of collateral damage stemming from the involvement of the heroes, and that the public doesn't want it. They are sitting around waiting for a specific situation to evolve where they can help exactly how they want to help, instead of doing what people really want from them.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 20 November 2019 14:01 (four years ago) link

in bird's defense, i think the film also suggests that at this stage, there may be some element of like male ego and mid-life crisis involved - getting back out and being a hero again as curative for the office grind, the whiny kids, etc. and it's def supposed to be bad/immature that he keeps it from his family. i just think *that* story (which I imagine was the elevator pitch for the movie, and how most people think of it if they had to quickly summarize its big concept) comports somewhat awkwardly with what the Buddy and Dash stories are saying about being "special."

so again i think it's a slightly muddled randian schtick, not fascism or authoritarianism as such. and possibly if we didn't also have ratatouille, where the sneering critics just want to tear down true genius until it so overwhelms them that they confess their worthlessness and repent, i wouldn't be so convinced of who this person is that i imagine making Incredibles.

weird ilx but sb (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 14:08 (four years ago) link

don't forget the rat who hates his own kind

The Man Who Was Thirsty (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 14:12 (four years ago) link

My feeling is that the ppl itt comparing Incredibles to Triumph of the Will have seen Incredibles but probably haven’t seen Triumph and only know it by reputation bc it’s such a silly comparison.

Mordy, Wednesday, 20 November 2019 14:12 (four years ago) link

i have seen it and it was meant to be hyperbolic

The Man Who Was Thirsty (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 14:13 (four years ago) link

i have also seen The Fountainhead because nobody in the UK has ever actually read Ayn Rand

The Man Who Was Thirsty (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 14:14 (four years ago) link

Yes. He says 'If everyone is special... Nobody is special' and the music is really evil. That's it, that's the moral of the film. It's true that they make sure to point out that Buddy is evil and bad and incompetent in a lot of ways, but that doesn't change what the moral is.

― Frederik B, Wednesday, November 20, 2019 3:24 AM bookmarkflaglink

The implication isn't just that it's good and right that some people are better than others. It's that it's so important that some people are better than others, that we shouldn't even try to help better the lives of other people. There's a complete disregard in the film for anyone who isn't super, Mr Incredible is 'altruistic' in the same way a billionaire who gives away ten percent of his wealth is, but who is absolutely shocked at the idea of a six percent wealth tax.

― Frederik B, Wednesday, November 20, 2019 3:26 AM bookmarkflaglink

Just wanted to say that this is a really fucking stupid reading of The Incredibles

As Doctor Casino alludes to, most of the movie is about a mid-life crisis and the bad guy is bad largely because he keeps capturing and murdering people. Also, reading the main moral of the story as "some people must be inferior" rather that "don't limit yourself from helping others" is just moronic.

brigadier pudding (DJP), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 14:14 (four years ago) link

Lest we forget that the dude wrote *batteries not included, featuring robots whose innate superiority allowed them to overcome the lowly + average robot's burdensome need for batteries.

Yul, Tied: A Celebration of Brynner in Bondage (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 14:20 (four years ago) link

Who is helped by the son cheating in the footrace at the end?

Frederik B, Wednesday, 20 November 2019 14:25 (four years ago) link

Everyone has been hyperbolic, but it's not moronic at all, that's as stupid as saying it's Triumph of the Will redux. The heroes literally stop the bad guy from helping and improving the lives of regular people, and yeah, he was a bad guy, but it's not as if they then turn around and use his ideas to get people superpowers as well.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 20 November 2019 14:28 (four years ago) link

Frederick, they stop him from killing people. You are lying about the movie to people who have seen it many times. Gaslighting!

paris geller spinoff pitch (morrisp), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 14:38 (four years ago) link

Also, just because a villain says something with EVIL MUSIC playing does not, in fact, mean that the movie endorsed his pov.

paris geller spinoff pitch (morrisp), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 14:40 (four years ago) link

errr we're arguing that the movie is *against* his POV?

weird ilx but sb (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 14:41 (four years ago) link

Syndrome’s psychology is made very clear. He feels spurned because he couldn’t be Mr. Incredible’s sidekick. Yes, the movie is against his pov that’s it ok to kill a series of supers while developing a killer robot meant to fake superpowers in an attempt to sell new weapons to the general public.

paris geller spinoff pitch (morrisp), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 14:42 (four years ago) link

morrisp, i don't feel you're really giving a fair shake to the argument being made. no one disagrees that it's bad that syndrome murders people, and a good thing that he is stopped! what i'm suggesting is that additionally to his actions, his *motives* and belief system are posited as bad. i don't think that is out of line for discussing villains, esp. in a family film. the wicked queen isn't just bad because she sends a poisoned apple to snow white - we are meant to understand that it's also bad that she's hung up on jealousy and being "the fairest of them all," and that snow white's innocence of such concerns is a virtue. is this controversial?

so i'm saying, one message of the film to kids, among others, "don't trust people who talk about making 'everyone super' - they are just jealous of greatness," aka Harrison Bergeron. i don't think it's the only or even primary message of the film (see DJP's post above).... i just think it has a lot going on that its creators may not be in full control of, or that may have slid in as subtext while hammering out the biggest aspects of the story. which tbh is understandable for one of the most ambitious features of its kind at that date (listening to the commentary was v helpful for realizing what a huge task bird and co were taking on here). (it's also btw one of the best superhero movies ever made!)

i'd say it's comparable to the nolan batman films, where it's way too simplistic to say they just straightforwardly come down on the side of authoritarian politics and a surveillance/police state.... but also too generous and vague to say only that they're "complex" and "ambiguous" on these issues. the right-wing politics are *there*, but they're commingled with other things and anyway the films (especially ("Rises") are sloppy enough on other levels that i sorta go "ehh, it's not like he's making this finely-tuned manifesto, because he didn't even make a finely-tuned epic popcorn movie - a lot of stuff just sort of got away from him." but it's worth noting when a film tilts right at key points. those do reflect choices, or at least, values and assumptions.

weird ilx but sb (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 14:53 (four years ago) link

morris, you're not at all answering what I'm saying. Syndrome says 'If everyone is super... no one will be' in a really low voice, and then he laughs as if it's a really maniacal thing. Here, it's on youtube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8I9pYCl9AQ

Frederik B, Wednesday, 20 November 2019 14:54 (four years ago) link

Compare to Black Panther: Killmonger is undoubtedly a bad guy, who must be stopped. But the film is also really clear, that what he is saying kinda makes sense, and in the end Black Panther kinda tries to do what Killmonger wanted to do, using different means. Here, Syndrome is just bad bad bad and everything about him is bad, and the lesson they take from it is that it's okay to cheat with your powers as long as you don't get caught. Iirc.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 20 November 2019 14:57 (four years ago) link

Frederick, I don’t understand what you’re saying in the last post at all. And I don’t know what Syndrome’s laugh being “on YouTube” has to do with anything.


Dr. C — I hear you, but comic book villains often have twisted versions of “noble intentions.” Also: “so i'm saying, one message of the film to kids, among others, "don't trust people who talk about making 'everyone super' ” — no one ever says this IRL, do they?

paris geller spinoff pitch (morrisp), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 15:06 (four years ago) link

i am allowing children the possibility of processing metaphor. nobody in real life has magic mirrors to answer their insecure musings either.

weird ilx but sb (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 15:06 (four years ago) link

And I don’t know what Syndrome’s laugh being “on YouTube” has to do with anything.

It's so that people can see what I'm talking about. This isn't hard.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 20 November 2019 15:07 (four years ago) link

Fred, can you explain what the allegorical meaning of "cheating with your powers" is supposed to be? I agree with Doc C that this movie's politics are messy and hard to resolve, but I don't really get what you think it's saying "powers" represent in real life.

rob, Wednesday, 20 November 2019 15:09 (four years ago) link

Who is helped by the son cheating in the footrace at the end?

― Frederik B, Wednesday, November 20, 2019 9:25 AM (forty-two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Dash is helped, because prior to that he was acting out in unproductive and harmful ways, and was finally given an opportunity to participate in something constructive without being permitted to dominate it. Teaching someone who could without the slightest effort win every single medal to accept second place in a single event is . . . kind of important?

I don't get wet because I am tall and thin and I am afraid of people (Eliza D.), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 15:11 (four years ago) link

Also he went on to play guitar for Charly Bliss so clearly it was beneficial to us all.

I don't get wet because I am tall and thin and I am afraid of people (Eliza D.), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 15:11 (four years ago) link

the film is very explicit that there's a lot of collateral damage stemming from the involvement of the heroes, and that the public doesn't want it.

It's worth noting that the event causing the most damage, which really seems to instigate the backlash, is really Buddy's fault, so . . .

I don't get wet because I am tall and thin and I am afraid of people (Eliza D.), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 15:14 (four years ago) link

Dr. C — what is the metaphor that children will be processing?

(Eliza OTM)

paris geller spinoff pitch (morrisp), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 15:19 (four years ago) link

imo the "powers" represent "talent" or "greatness" or "genius" --- the stuff that all those sheeple are jealous of. the metaphor, which i think we've been beating into the ground, is of Randian politics, meritocratic ideology, opposition to affirmative action, opposition to taxing the rich, etc.

dash being given permission to cheat so that he can feel good about himself and get an ego-enhancing medal seems like....not a great moral? winning, second, third, and tenth place are all equally effortless for him - we've seen him run fast enough to skim across the surface of water, for crying out loud. you'd think if he'd actually learned a lesson and grown a little, he might accept that winning these races isn't as important to him as he thought it was, or as it might be to other kids without magic powers. wouldn't it be more interesting to see him in the stands at the end, cheering for the winner?

why can't he just learn to work out his energy using his powers to help people anonymously as a masked hero? or helping around the house, or building his sister a treehouse super-fast, or something? well, the movie doesn't really have space for humble, anonymous heroics, because the Incredibles, as superheroes, are celebrities and get plenty of credit and adulation for their deeds. but if he's going to get credit and adulation somewhere, it *should* be for rescuing people from burning buildings or w/e.... not for posing as a kid who trained really hard for a footrace, and blocking an actual such kid from success. the movie is really not interested in how the third-place kid might feel if he found out, and actually the only model it offers for that situation is evil, jealous Buddy.

weird ilx but sb (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 15:27 (four years ago) link

the metaphor, which i think we've been beating into the ground, is of Randian politics,

The Fountainhead doesn’t end w/Howard Roark learning to suppress his natural abilities and happily take 2nd place in an architectural competition.

meritocratic ideology, opposition to affirmative action, opposition to taxing the rich, etc.

These sound like things you’re bringing to the movie, sorry.

paris geller spinoff pitch (morrisp), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 15:34 (four years ago) link

I haven't seen the film in a minute, but if he cheats from third to second, it's worth pointing out that he'd have got a medal anyway, but he wants a better one.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 20 November 2019 15:34 (four years ago) link

why can't he just learn to work out his energy using his powers to help people anonymously as a masked hero?

Because its dangerous and often counterproductive, the movie makes that clear.

or helping around the house, or building his sister a treehouse super-fast, or something

Because he enjoys running races!

paris geller spinoff pitch (morrisp), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 15:37 (four years ago) link

why do ppl keep saying he cheated?

Mordy, Wednesday, 20 November 2019 15:37 (four years ago) link

Like what, literally, is the “metaphor” of the footrace? In your reading of this as a heavily reactionary text

paris geller spinoff pitch (morrisp), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 15:38 (four years ago) link

(considers a sub-standup shpiel about how okay so at the end Dash has learned to only use his powers to get one over on some people not all people, what does he want - a medal?)

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 20 November 2019 15:38 (four years ago) link

why do ppl keep saying he cheated?

― Mordy, 20. november 2019 16:37 (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Because presumably you're not allowed to compete if you have superpowers, and he does anyway, but makes sure to do so in a way where he won't be detected.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 20 November 2019 15:42 (four years ago) link

Yeah okay I don't know how to use that word.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 20 November 2019 15:42 (four years ago) link

tbf It is kind of the projection of a kid in the movie, so perhaps an immature manifestation of the viewpoint in the Tarantino/Superman spiel from Kill Bill 2.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 20 November 2019 15:42 (four years ago) link

Morris, how do you think metaphors work, if you on the other hand thinks Doctor Casinos interpretation of the metaphor is something he himself brings to the movie?

Frederik B, Wednesday, 20 November 2019 15:43 (four years ago) link

my assumption was that he was trying to stay undetected so he didn't blow his family's secret identity not because of presumed rules on the books about not competing if you have speed powers

Mordy, Wednesday, 20 November 2019 15:43 (four years ago) link

This derail is so much more entertaining than the thread had been previously.

Also - would it REALLY be a good idea if everybody had superpowers? The wrinkle for The Incredibles is that they were wise enough to use it fir good deeds, but how many people out there would be little Syndromes blowing things up?

It's not like every Super would be invincible and impervious to death

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 15:46 (four years ago) link

There's no rule that says a dog can't play basketball you can't run track with superpowers.

I don't get wet because I am tall and thin and I am afraid of people (Eliza D.), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 15:51 (four years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIjQ_hBiZxQ

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 20 November 2019 15:53 (four years ago) link

Why do you have to bring race into this?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 20 November 2019 15:55 (four years ago) link

I feel like indiscriminately giving everybody superpowers without warning would be bad.

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 15:56 (four years ago) link

Lol JiC

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 15:56 (four years ago) link

every response to any movie involves people "bringing things to the movie"!

weird ilx but sb (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 15:58 (four years ago) link

The race isn't quite what I remembered, there's no speed force blur or anything, I couldn't really say "well this is his 'natural' speed" - it looks like anything other than really fast probably takes the same amount of effort.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 20 November 2019 15:58 (four years ago) link

xpost I usually bring in a falafel sandwich from the shop next door to the theatre.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 20 November 2019 16:00 (four years ago) link

Morris, how do you think metaphors work, if you on the other hand thinks Doctor Casinos interpretation of the metaphor is something he himself brings to the movie?

I think they work in a way where you have to make your case if you claim a bunch of extreme metaphors exist in a movie, not just state it as a fact and expect ppl to agree.

paris geller spinoff pitch (morrisp), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 16:00 (four years ago) link

would it REALLY be a good idea if everybody had superpowers? The wrinkle for The Incredibles is that they were wise enough to use it fir good deeds

I feel like indiscriminately giving everybody superpowers without warning would be bad.

another thing you can't trust normies with is the vote. maybe later when they're prepared

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 20 November 2019 16:00 (four years ago) link

Uh

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 16:01 (four years ago) link

Everyone feeling really optimistic about democracy these days?

Mordy, Wednesday, 20 November 2019 16:02 (four years ago) link

there have to be a few people who are much more powerful than everybody else. otherwise we'll have chaos

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 20 November 2019 16:03 (four years ago) link

when did i state any of this as fact?

weird ilx but sb (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 16:03 (four years ago) link

Sure, let's equate being able to turn a building into rubble with your eyes to voting.

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 16:04 (four years ago) link

An incel going to bed one night with a dad bod and waking up with the ability to rip someone's heart out of their chest , can't see that going wrong

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 16:05 (four years ago) link

imo the "powers" represent "talent" or "greatness" or "genius" --- the stuff that all those sheeple are jealous of. the metaphor, which i think we've been beating into the ground, is of Randian politics, meritocratic ideology, opposition to affirmative action, opposition to taxing the rich, etc.

My problem with this reading is that the kids' powers are rooted in character traits (hyperactivity; introversion) that cause them trouble in situations that require conforming to social norms. Violet's power doesn't translate so easily into genius--it's more the banal message of 95% of all animated films: consider how your weaknesses/differences might be strengths and embrace/be yourself.

Also, I get that you're extrapolating from a principle you think this movie is committed to, but affirmative action and progressive taxation are way too embedded in specific histories and social contexts to be so easily reduced to an extremely vague "Randian politics" represented in a fictional world whose connection to those histories is not part of the narrative unless I'm forgetting something crucial.

rob, Wednesday, 20 November 2019 16:07 (four years ago) link

xp It worked out pretty well in Chronicle.

I don't get wet because I am tall and thin and I am afraid of people (Eliza D.), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 16:08 (four years ago) link

He and his entire family and innocent people died!

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 16:11 (four years ago) link

My daughter's math teacher looks exactly like Mr. Incredible in office drone mode. It's uncanny.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 20 November 2019 16:13 (four years ago) link

An incel going to bed one night with a dad bod and waking up with the ability to rip someone's heart out of their chest

the person whose heart they want to rip out now also has superpowers

so it's not rly any easier to hurt them than it was yesterday

unless of course this unworthy vermin happened to hold any power at all yesterday-- like if he actually was a little bigger or stronger than some of the people he wanted to hurt; or could draw on the resources of some general hierarchy he enjoyed benefits from despite his dad bod; or had the contact information of, say, a group of invincible and unaccountable vigilantes he might be able to manipulate into doing harm to his enemies as part of their daily routine of doing harm to bad people in the name of paternalist righteousness. because in that case it would actually be a lot harder than it was yesterday

and one can imagine some of those potential victims choosing superpowers of their own, and the dangers of anarchy, over continuing to try their luck w a world where some people can vaporize you with their eyes and there's absolutely nothing you can do

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 20 November 2019 16:15 (four years ago) link

Everyone feeling really optimistic about democracy these days?

the useful thing about these conversations is you get to find out who is and who isn't

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 20 November 2019 16:17 (four years ago) link

I seem to recall Supes with powers dying st the hands of the only active supervillain so... nah

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 16:18 (four years ago) link

if i've taken rhetorical shortcuts i apologize but partly that may be because "the Incredibles has Randian/libertarian subtext" is maybe one of the most widely-circulated takes on any pixar movie and i sort of assume that after fifteen years of people arguing about it, it's not necessary to reinvent the wheel. maybe also a bit of laziness of my part.

i've tried to point out the parts of the movie that i think raise these flags, for me - which ideas/views are characterized as bad, vs. good. i've pointed to specific filmmaking choices like the use of music. i've suggested that i think the characters' viewpoints have real-world analogues. i've pointed out elements in the director's next film that can also be read as consistent with the ideology i'm seeing here. i've used words like "sheeple" as a shorthand to summon to mind the discourses of grievance from those in real life who imagine themselves to be super-talented and surrounded by the average, as a way to suggest that this movie was not created or received in a vacuum. i feel i've done as much as an aging, overcaffeinated ilx poster can do to support the way the film came off to me. which in short is: Buddy's motives are portrayed as suspect, in a way that is, imho, more or less the way libertarians in 2004 (or now) caricature socialism or affirmative action. i could go around gathering a bunch of reactionary tweets and editorial cartoons and news-article comment-box posts to further sustain this but surely you have some kind of idea what i'm talking about.

weird ilx but sb (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 16:19 (four years ago) link

Also presumably not everybody would be granted powers. He was selling his weapons to the highest bidder. Who might decide not to share powers with everyone.

Or...some people might not want them.

I can't believe this convo but

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 16:20 (four years ago) link

Also, I get that you're extrapolating from a principle you think this movie is committed to

I Am Not A Doctor Casino, but it seems pretty clear to me that he's not claiming it's an intentional Political Message, as much as the natural result of the film being written and directed by one guy, some of whose other work seems to share the worldview.

xp yeah what he said.

An interesting question is whether there was a draft where Buddy was just going to release the powers for free.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 20 November 2019 16:23 (four years ago) link

Also presumably not everybody would be granted powers. He was selling his weapons to the highest bidder.

rest assured i am against this

some people might not want them

apparently!

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 20 November 2019 16:25 (four years ago) link

the person whose heart they want to rip out now also has superpowers

so it's not rly any easier to hurt them than it was yesterday

You are making a bunch of wholly unsupported assumptions about the nature of superpowers

For example, if you have the ability to generate fire, how does that make it harder for a telekinetic to rip your heart of of your chest?

brigadier pudding (DJP), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 16:30 (four years ago) link

there is still conflict and violence in the world where everyone is some form of god; that doesn't make it the same as the world where a dozen people are and everybody else is either running or beseeching. i am scared of the telekinetic either way but i'm more scared if i can't even generate fire.

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 20 November 2019 16:36 (four years ago) link

also the statement everyone is fighting about is "when everyone is super, nobody will be". i'm assuming this statement is true and that what's at issue is how we feel about it. wildly variant powers would seem to falsify it.

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 20 November 2019 16:38 (four years ago) link

important work being done itt

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 20 November 2019 16:40 (four years ago) link

sometimes somebody exceptional has got to shoulder the burden

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 20 November 2019 16:41 (four years ago) link

yeah i mean it is conceivable that Syndrome is wrong in his methods, morally wrong in his goals, and a terrible judge of whether his methods would in practice achieve his goals.

btw whether or not the film has a Randian element was discussed in its original 2004 ILX thread (including by one "morris pavilion" - is that you morrisp?). takes seemed to range from "yes" to "no" and included "maybe a little but you can read it other ways and it doesn't spoil the film" so again, i don't think we're treading wild new hot-take ground here. there is also reference to affirmative action, "apparently" voiced by the National Review, but i can't actually find that on the internet.

weird ilx but sb (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 16:44 (four years ago) link

also the statement everyone is fighting about is "when everyone is super, nobody will be". i'm assuming this statement is true and that what's at issue is how we feel about it. wildly variant powers would seem to falsify it.

So you are explicitly assuming everyone is going to end up with the same powers at the same strength and the same level of facility with them, despite that not being true of literally any pre-existing human characteristic.

brigadier pudding (DJP), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 16:52 (four years ago) link

in our world, people are collections of abilities

in the world where superpowers are restricted, most people are collections of abilities, and some people are collections of superabilities

in the world where everyone has superpowers, people are collections of superabilities

two of these worlds are v similar except for one of them having a lot more spectacle. the remaining one is an authoritarian nightmare

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 20 November 2019 16:56 (four years ago) link

also i lied about which one's ours

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 20 November 2019 16:57 (four years ago) link

What is a superhero? A miserable collection of superabilities!

weird ilx but sb (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 16:57 (four years ago) link

The Man Without Superabilities

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 20 November 2019 16:58 (four years ago) link

I really don't know how to have this conversation. Syndrome literally says 'when EVERYONE is super', I've posted the clip of him saying 'when EVERYONE is super. That clip is called 'EVERYONE'S SUPER'. So i just don't know how to keep arguing with 'presumably not everybody would be granted powers'. Like... How do we find common ground here?

Frederik B, Wednesday, 20 November 2019 17:04 (four years ago) link

everyone will be equal but some will be more equal than others

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 20 November 2019 17:06 (four years ago) link

the problem is that we all have posting powers. distribute them more responsibly and this conversation woulda been over hours ago

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 20 November 2019 17:08 (four years ago) link

i think at this point we're just kinda riffing on the inconsistent and not-thought-through aspects of the plot. he says "everyone" but he also plans to sell the powers for profit (if we're remembering correctly?), which means not everyone would get them, and also anyway if everyone got them it wouldn't necessarily mean an end to some people being more super or more dangerous than others, as DJP is pointing out.

i don't think any of that matters much, because i'm more interested in what motivates the guy and what he's trying to say, and what the film is saying by casting those motives as blinkered and petty. but the political debate itself has run out of gas after 15 years and more recently after 150 posts so y'know it's time to goof around a while and then start actually getting some work done with this misbegotten wednesday

weird ilx but sb (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 17:08 (four years ago) link

Yea i feel bad for my poor training class that i abandoned while having this debate.

I probably should have checked in with them.

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 17:19 (four years ago) link

my work's at an important stage! it seemed unnecessary to...

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 20 November 2019 17:23 (four years ago) link

I really don't know how to have this conversation. Syndrome literally says 'when EVERYONE is super', I've posted the clip of him saying 'when EVERYONE is super. That clip is called 'EVERYONE'S SUPER'. So i just don't know how to keep arguing with 'presumably not everybody would be granted powers'.

Frederick, he's a madman. Watch the rest of the movie beyond that YouTube clip.

paris geller spinoff pitch (morrisp), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 17:32 (four years ago) link

Also all superpowers aren't the same.

brigadier pudding (DJP), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 17:34 (four years ago) link

Also these are not real people

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 17:37 (four years ago) link

now do Frozen

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 17:52 (four years ago) link

Do you want to destroy a proletariat?

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 17:53 (four years ago) link

Frozen is sapphic incest propaganda

brigadier pudding (DJP), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 17:58 (four years ago) link

And one thought crystallizes like an icy blast
I can't stop staring at my sister's ass

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 18:02 (four years ago) link

👎

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 20 November 2019 18:18 (four years ago) link

okay, let's stop doing Frozen now

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 18:27 (four years ago) link

maybe scorsese should weigh in on this one

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 18:47 (four years ago) link

Gaslighting!

― paris geller spinoff pitch (morrisp), Wednesday, November 20, 2019 7:38 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

has anybody told you that this is not gaslighting

american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 19:08 (four years ago) link

Why, is that a pet peeve of yours?

paris geller spinoff pitch (morrisp), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 19:30 (four years ago) link

So Scorcese really don't like Marvel huh

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 19:36 (four years ago) link

Why, is that a pet peeve of yours?

― paris geller spinoff pitch (morrisp), Wednesday, November 20, 2019 12:30 PM (thirty-five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

yeah bc it is a very specific term that does not mean "someone has a radically different reading of a movie than me and they're insisting on it"

american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 20:06 (four years ago) link

the script for The Incredibles is plot point for plot point and at every step philosophically a close approximation of The Fountainhead, if you don't see if you have blinders on i'm sorry that's simply how it is. nb i have neither seen the incredibles nor read the fountainhead.

omar little, Wednesday, 20 November 2019 20:09 (four years ago) link

brad, it wasn't about his reading of the movie; it was that he was being untruthful about its basic story, apparently in hopes that we would also forget what the movie was about. I conceded that he was not literally engaging in psychological torture or abuse.

paris geller spinoff pitch (morrisp), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 20:18 (four years ago) link

*concede

paris geller spinoff pitch (morrisp), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 20:19 (four years ago) link

On the off chance that someone might want to discuss the Marvel Cinematic Universe at some point in the future, is there a place where we might go to do that? Do you guys know?

Yul, Tied: A Celebration of Brynner in Bondage (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 20:23 (four years ago) link

look it's called synergy

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 20 November 2019 20:26 (four years ago) link

Gonna be a long wait for Phase 4

paris geller spinoff pitch (morrisp), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 20:27 (four years ago) link

let's take it back to Marvel

https://www.reddit.com/r/disney/comments/4kfaqv/are_the_incredibles_in_the_marvel_universe_now/

omar little, Wednesday, 20 November 2019 20:28 (four years ago) link

the script for The Incredibles is plot point for plot point and at every step philosophically a close approximation of The Fountainhead, if you don't see if you have blinders on i'm sorry that's simply how it is. nb i have neither seen the incredibles nor read the fountainhead.

― omar little, Wednesday, November 20, 2019 3:09 PM bookmarkflaglink

Lol

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 21:02 (four years ago) link

This derail is so much more entertaining than the thread had been previously.

speaking of democracy being a bad idea and some entities having too much power

"the forseeable future of how movies are made, shown, and seen?"

for the love of fucking christ

― Andrew Farrell, Thursday, October 24, 2019 2:34 AM (four weeks ago)

(four weeks ago)

insecurity bear (sic), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 21:35 (four years ago) link

Is there actually a thread where we can anticipate Frozen 2?

My one wish is that it treats the trashy retcon Olaf's Frozen Adventure as non-canon.

hip musical crush (morrisp), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 23:54 (four years ago) link

thx, sic

hip musical crush (morrisp), Thursday, 21 November 2019 00:10 (four years ago) link

Olaf's Frozen Adventure

ugh @ this thuleist swill

difficult listening hour, Thursday, 21 November 2019 00:58 (four years ago) link

lmao it's gonna be fun to see just how crazy this thread gets in the 5 months between now and the next MCU release

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Thursday, 21 November 2019 00:59 (four years ago) link

It's practically inert when there are actually current movies to discuss.

Yul, Tied: A Celebration of Brynner in Bondage (Old Lunch), Thursday, 21 November 2019 02:26 (four years ago) link

place your bets on the first one to flop:
https://collider.com/upcoming-new-superhero-movies-2016-2020-release-dates/

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 21 November 2019 02:47 (four years ago) link

New Mutants seems like the obvious one. Hope I'm wrong though!

Nhex, Thursday, 21 November 2019 02:49 (four years ago) link

Hope they all fucking bomb

Οὖτις, Thursday, 21 November 2019 02:50 (four years ago) link

i will admit that i'm into maisie williams as rahne but i won't likely see any of these at all as I'm pretty burnt out. Maybe once they're on video.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 21 November 2019 02:53 (four years ago) link

for purposes of this thread, New Mutants /= MCU

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Thursday, 21 November 2019 02:58 (four years ago) link

Fair enough. Eternals then

Nhex, Thursday, 21 November 2019 03:05 (four years ago) link

yeah that's gonna be interesting... little-known and tbh p goofy project orthogonal to mainstream MU/MCU... but hey Guardians worked out okay

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Thursday, 21 November 2019 03:20 (four years ago) link

The Jared Leto movie will flop, Birds of Prey might

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 21 November 2019 03:26 (four years ago) link

aw cmon Jared Leto as ILX's own Dr. Morbius will pack 'em in at the multiplex

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Thursday, 21 November 2019 03:44 (four years ago) link

i've been saying this over and over again but once more: chloe zhao is a great filmmaker and i WILL actually see Eternals in the theaters for her sake but i'm not expecting it to be CINEMA mwah haw haw

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 21 November 2019 04:07 (four years ago) link

(four weeks ago)

― insecurity bear (sic), Thursday, November 21, 2019 8:35 AM (twelve hours ago)

since posting this, a December 7th screening of Jingle All The Way has been withdrawn from the Redmond Theatre in Detroit, a fact I read after returning from a Seattle theatre that has it scheduled for the 19th

insecurity bear (sic), Thursday, 21 November 2019 10:01 (four years ago) link

a) Good
b) Insisting that the MCU is what's responsible for this isn't any better a look than four weeks ago.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 21 November 2019 10:46 (four years ago) link

do you think repealing the Paramount Decrees is good?

insecurity bear (sic), Thursday, 21 November 2019 10:51 (four years ago) link

No, of course not.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 21 November 2019 10:57 (four years ago) link

Disney wasn’t subject to the Paramount Decrees (just fyi)

hip musical crush (morrisp), Thursday, 21 November 2019 14:02 (four years ago) link

The world where the Disney-Fox merger went through is the only of all possible worlds where sic goes to bat for certified popcorn classic Jingle All the Way.

War Crimes Tribunal of the Network Stars (Old Lunch), Thursday, 21 November 2019 14:16 (four years ago) link

Further to my earlier post:

I remember Alan Moore many years ago talking about a 1970s UK fanzine article that raised the question of fascism in relation to superhero comics, and how influential this was on his thinking about the form - so this isn't a new thing for him, or for comics fandom.

― Ward Fowler, Tuesday, November 19, 2019 10:51 AM (five days ago) bookmarkflaglink

I was pleased to see this post on the author Stan Nichols FB page the other day:

A friend has pointed me to an interview with Alan Moore from ‘Comic Book Artist’ issue 9. Talking about the genesis of Watchmen, Alan says:

“I remember at the time - this would’ve been when I was just starting to get involved in British comics fandom - there was a British fanzine that was published over here by a gentleman called Stan Nicholls (who has since gone to write a number of fantasy books). In Stan’s fanzine, Stardock, there was an article called “Propaganda, or Why the Blue Beetle Voted for George Wallace.” (laughter) This was the late-’60s, and British comics fandom had quite a strong hippie element. Despite the fact that Steve Ditko was obviously a hero to the hippies with his psychedelic “Dr. Strange” work and for the teen angst of Spider-Man, Ditko’s politics were obviously very different from those fans. His views were apparent through his portrayals of Mr. A and the protesters or beatniks that occasionally surfaced in his other work. I think this article was the first to actually point out that, yes, Steve Ditko did have a very right-wing agenda (which of course, he’s completely entitled to), but at the time, it was quite interesting, and that probably led to me portraying [Watchmen character] Rorschach as an extremely right-wing character.”

The article in question was by the late Michel Parry. I know Michel would have been chuffed, as I am, to have played a small part in inspiring a character in Watchmen.
You can read the full text of the CBA interview with Alan here:
https://www.twomorrows.com/comicbooka…/articles/09moore.html

Ward Fowler, Sunday, 24 November 2019 08:07 (four years ago) link

He doesn’t mention fascism in that excerpt(?)

FODMAP of the reef (morrisp), Sunday, 24 November 2019 16:35 (four years ago) link

it's kinda fucked up that Scorcese bashed comic book movies and now he's adapting Irish Man

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Sunday, 24 November 2019 17:06 (four years ago) link

He doesn’t mention fascism in that excerpt(?)

he didn't use the word fascism in the 2016 interview either, you and Mordy did

insecurity bear (sic), Sunday, 24 November 2019 21:39 (four years ago) link

Uh... ok?

FODMAP of the reef (morrisp), Sunday, 24 November 2019 21:44 (four years ago) link

At any rate, Moore will be gratified to see his observations about superhero whiteness echoed and expanded by the creator of a project that Moore can totally get beh-

https://www.salon.com/2019/11/26/watchmen-creator-damon-lindelof-talks-about-americas-white-superhero-complex/amp

Soy Bean False Chicken (morrisp), Wednesday, 27 November 2019 02:28 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

Marvel and I have mutually agreed to part ways on Doctor Strange: In the Multiverse of Madness due to creative differences. I am thankful for our collaboration and will remain on as EP.

— N O S ⋊ Ɔ I ᴚ ᴚ Ǝ ᗡ ⊥ ⊥ O Ɔ S (@scottderrickson) January 10, 2020

groovypanda, Friday, 10 January 2020 08:12 (four years ago) link

"writer/director of The Exorcism of Emily Rose, Sinister, Doctor Strange and not the upcoming Doctor Strange: In The Multiverse of Madness"

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 10 January 2020 08:15 (four years ago) link

rip big man, heaven needed a mediocre director who made a distinctly lower-tier marvel movie

'Sly Cooper' Movie Breaking Into Theaters In 2016 (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 10 January 2020 09:40 (four years ago) link

That's a harsh way to describe Iron Man + Shrooms.

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Friday, 10 January 2020 10:27 (four years ago) link

sorry sorry sorry can we go back to talking about Jingle All The Way for a second...
are we saying Turbo Man is now in the MCU?

Hmmmmm (jamiesummerz), Friday, 10 January 2020 10:30 (four years ago) link

Yeah, he certainly was no Jon Favreau.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 10 January 2020 12:51 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Coke commercials are trve cinema.

dad genes (morrisp), Monday, 3 February 2020 01:05 (four years ago) link

four months pass...

One of my kids asked to rewatch "Dr. Strange," so ... we did. It remains competent but pretty minor, and it still bugs me how set-y the sets are. All the action seems to take place on a single city block, or a single Nepalese street, or a single Hong Kong market, all of which just scream "generic backlot." But when it was done I realized she had never seen the original "Captain America" (among other Marvel movies), so we watched that, and it holds up really well. I hadn't seen it since the theaters, but the acting and writing are strong, and the action sequences are pretty tight. The way Captain America and Iron Man were written and established in their respective first films really nailed a portrayal they maintained throughout all the movies. Cynical head vs. loyal heart.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 27 June 2020 19:38 (three years ago) link

Yeah, basically the ones I'd recommend to the uninitiated are the first Cap, the first Iron Man, and the first (Holland) Spidey. Maybe Black Panther ('tho I've still only seen it one time). If you aren't looking to go deep, that's probably all you need.

Well, that's a fine howdy adieu! (Old Lunch), Saturday, 27 June 2020 20:52 (three years ago) link

I’ve only seen a few, but would put Ragnarok high on the list.

OG Honeymoon Ave (morrisp), Saturday, 27 June 2020 21:58 (three years ago) link

the next movie is gonna be about the Avengers being divided on mask-wearing

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Saturday, 27 June 2020 22:04 (three years ago) link

bless the 'ronnie for granting us an MCU reprieve

k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Saturday, 27 June 2020 22:07 (three years ago) link

xpost There hasn't been a new MCU movie released in over a year. You're complaining just to hear yourself complain. But I presume that you know this.

Well, that's a fine howdy adieu! (Old Lunch), Sunday, 28 June 2020 20:04 (three years ago) link

I want to be on the record that I won’t mind if GotG3 has a couple of covid jokes

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Sunday, 28 June 2020 20:06 (three years ago) link

I’ve only seen a few, but would put Ragnarok high on the list.

I've only seen a few but would count Ragnarok as extremely bewildering to the uninitiated

an, uh, razor of love (sic), Sunday, 28 June 2020 20:14 (three years ago) link

Ant-Man and Guardians are fine for stand-alone viewing

an, uh, razor of love (sic), Sunday, 28 June 2020 20:57 (three years ago) link

I guess if you’re truly not familiar with the characters (or read Marvel comics), then Ragnarok wouldn’t be the best first choice. I hadn’t seen any of the movies directly leading up to it, and got it fine. But I know who the Asgardians and Hulk are.

Pat McGroin (morrisp), Sunday, 28 June 2020 21:36 (three years ago) link

Ragnarok is the reward you get for watching the rest of them imo

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Sunday, 28 June 2020 22:02 (three years ago) link

There hasn't been a new MCU movie released in over a year. You're complaining just to hear yourself complain. But I presume that you know this.

btw "you're saying it's been a year without one of these three hour movies? well ACTUALLY it has been a year without one of these three-hour movies (and there are currently four scheduled to come out in a 365-day period)" might not be the argument for scarcity that you intended

an, uh, razor of love (sic), Monday, 29 June 2020 00:23 (three years ago) link

^I would have thought the "joke" of "many theaters may never recover from covid, but at least Black Widow got delayed" wouldn't be so funny to you.

Pat McGroin (morrisp), Monday, 29 June 2020 00:42 (three years ago) link

did Decoder Ring do the soundtrack for that one? could have kept second-hand CD shops alive another year

an, uh, razor of love (sic), Monday, 29 June 2020 00:48 (three years ago) link

"you're saying it's been a year without one of these three hour movies?"

That's not what he's saying, dial down the red mist.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 29 June 2020 08:40 (three years ago) link

p sure that Simon did mean no MCU movies were coming out at the moment, but I'll allow it's possible I was too furious at him to comprehend

an, uh, razor of love (sic), Monday, 29 June 2020 08:54 (three years ago) link

Daughter and I watched the first Avengers movie last night. Largely holds up! Too much Hawkeye stuff, maybe. I understand he is being introduced in this movie, but he's no Spider-man.

I think next on our list is "Winter Soldier," then "Ultron," then "Civil War." She doesn't like "Iron Man" and I think we'll skip the first two Thor movies. The rest of the more recent ones, and "Guardians," I think she's more up on.

Fun fact: she was so tuned in to the silly anti-feminist backlash to "Captain Marvel" (which she has seen) that I think she assumed it was a remedy to all the sexist earlier Marvel movies. I think she's been pleasantly surprised that they're not.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 29 June 2020 12:56 (three years ago) link

and I think we'll skip the first two Thor movies.

Fair call.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 29 June 2020 15:38 (three years ago) link

On the other hand, I remember actually enjoying the second Thor movie!

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 29 June 2020 16:11 (three years ago) link

They're probably both slightly underrated at this point. Skippable but not bad.

Nhex, Monday, 29 June 2020 16:31 (three years ago) link

I thought the first one was pretty dull, iirc. And Hemsworth hadn't quite gotten a hold of the character yet. Even in the first Avengers movie he's a little stiff, and that's with some good lines.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 29 June 2020 16:48 (three years ago) link

did Decoder Ring do the soundtrack for that one? could have kept second-hand CD shops alive another year

― an, uh, razor of love (sic), Monday, June 29, 2020 1:48 AM

https://www.discogs.com/Decoder-Ring-Somersault-Original-Motion-Picture-Soundtrack/master/434102

Bought this shortly after I saw the film over a decade ago. So there isn't more soundtracks by them? Never got anything else by them but it's pretty nice.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Monday, 29 June 2020 22:25 (three years ago) link

Their non-soundtrack records are also good.

time is running out to retweet boing.gif (sic), Monday, 29 June 2020 23:36 (three years ago) link

First time I seen Abbie Cornish too.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Monday, 29 June 2020 23:51 (three years ago) link

OK, we just watched "Winter Soldier." I hadn't seen it since the theaters. I actually remember being underwhelmed by it then, and ... I'm still a little underwhelmed. It has a lot of good stuff it in, but for a series that hinges on suspension of disbelief I maintain the big battle at the end is just a few degrees of ridiculous too far for me and, honestly, a little lazy, too. I can handle underground lairs, but a giant secret multi-helicarrier base under the Potomac? Come on. They could have put that anywhere, even some place remotely plausible, and I know they sort of address this stuff in Civil War, but those things crashing would have taken out thousands of people in the dense DC/VA area.

The end is very Star Wars, I didn't remember that. Super Empire Strikes Back/Return of the Jedi lightsaber finale vibes.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 30 June 2020 02:50 (three years ago) link

all the action stuff in Winter Soldier was lousy, imo

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 30 June 2020 15:32 (three years ago) link

Lots of flipping around and landing dramatically. But that's par for the course.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 30 June 2020 15:35 (three years ago) link

i remember a street battle sequence (henchmen shooting down from a bridge?) that was just incoherent, lotta quick editing covering for a fight that wasn't choreographed or storyboarded to really add up to much.

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 30 June 2020 15:37 (three years ago) link

Abbie Cornish (born August 7, 1982), also known by her rap name Dusk

just wanted this noted

k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 15:43 (three years ago) link

The First Avenger was a weird one for me, I knew about the character existing for most of my life but never saw him anywhere at all until the (actual) first avenger movie. When I went back and watched all the mcu films i'd missed in the last few years the first captain america was the most interesting to me because he always seemed like totally corny 1940s hooray america shit and the dude only has a sheild which is dumb but they referenced all that in the film in a way that made me appreciate the character a lot more than I would have imagined. Like i kind of teared up when he picked up thor's hammer in Endgame.

I only watched winter soldier once and have been meaning to again but the elevator fight scene might be my favorite action sequence in any of the films.

joygoat, Tuesday, 30 June 2020 17:20 (three years ago) link

Yeah, I'm not gonna rep for the Winter Soldier action sequences across the board but there are several that are very good + memorable, some people itt r nutz

Well, that's a fine howdy adieu! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 17:28 (three years ago) link

I have trouble keeping the action in that and Civil War straight off the top of my head - the latter had the introduction of Black Panther, right? That was tight, as was the airport fight.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 30 June 2020 17:45 (three years ago) link

I had forgotten so much about "Age of Ultron" that it was like seeing it for the first time. And ... it's not particularly good. It introduces so many characters and so much stuff, but just does it so poorly, so clumsily, imo. In the end if it feels like little more than a big, long, overly elaborate origin story for Vision, but as far as I can remember they don't really do anything with him in this or later movies. For that matter, Scarlet Witch's powers remain incoherent, Quicksilver is introduced and depicted so much better in the X-Men movies, and as far as powers go across the board, this one I want to say has the toughest time depicting the range and limitations of the various Godlike abilities. Like, sometimes Thor can throw a plane or whatever, other times he's just punching goons. Hulk vs Iron Man fight is great, but they throw in a gag with Hulk ... spitting out a tooth? And I also didn't like the Ultron design - he looked more evil in the comics as a kid, iirc - though I think I enjoyed Spader's voice this time more than the first. Oh, and this is one where the Whedonisms just get in the way. I don't mind the jokey banter in a lot of the other films, because it feels like a nervous affectation to keep their mind off dying or whatever. But in this one it felt particularly obnoxious. Like when the Hydra villain is making witty sitcom quips, or Hawkeye and Black Widow are discussing redecorating his barn while they're battling. It just makes it seem like they don't care, like there's no threat to them or the world. Anyway, pretty clunky and skippable. I almost fell asleep.

"Civil War" is next. I remember liking that one a lot more, and I know for a fact it does a much better job introducing (much better) new characters.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 1 July 2020 03:46 (three years ago) link

I think the incoherency of Scarlet Witch's powers are a defining characteristic

shout-out to his family (DJP), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 13:52 (three years ago) link

but as far as I can remember they don't really do anything with him in this or later movies.

Well, he does play a pretty significant part in Infinity War/Endgame!

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 14:37 (three years ago) link

lol I don't remember! I know they take his gem. But I forget what he has to do with anything else.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 1 July 2020 15:19 (three years ago) link

"Civil War" held up OK. It helps that it has a bit of gravitas to it (if still, alas, a questionable relationship to literal gravity). Its biggest flaw is its utterly pointless villain, though I suppose in this one specifically the villain is not really the point.

It's a shame (relatively speaking) that they have burned through so many iconic baddies so soon: Red Skull, Ultron, of course Thanos ...I don't know much about many of the upcoming MCU properties, like Eternals or Shang-Chi, and the rest are all sequels, so I can't even hazard a guess who the overarching Big Bad is, if they even have one. There were hopes/rumors of Kree/Skrull, and of course they've stuck with them for a few features, but I don't think those are terribly compelling villains compared to Thanos, or some of the more cosmic stuff. (I say, as a pretty casual fan.) And who knows what they are doing with what is essentially a reboot of Marvel on TV with Loki, Falcon/Winter Soldier, Hawkeye and WandaVision. Those Disney shows I assume will have bigger budgets and greater leeway to encroach or expand on the films than Daredevil, Punisher, Iron Fist, Shield et al did. ( (Is Agents of Shield still on the air?)

It's a shame timing has failed "Fantastic Four." I notice Disney+ now has the Josh Trank version up along with the other Marvel titles (though curiously not any of the co-Sony Spider-man titles), which I can only assume does not bode well for a fresh "FF" feature any time soon, which lowers the likelihood of Dr. Doom, or Galactus or Silver Surfer et al. Though who knows, there was that story of Noah Hawley writing a "Dr. Doom" screenplay and Feige saying no, which can mean anything. Maybe Marvel has no plans, maybe they have plans but for no time soon, maybe they are being sneaky about stuff. Didn't Taika outright deny doing a new Star Wars movie and then later winkingly concede it? These folks are pros.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 2 July 2020 15:40 (three years ago) link

'so soon' here would be 10 years and 18 films in?

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 2 July 2020 16:19 (three years ago) link

I'm basically now a Marvel agnostic (who ate up the comics in the mid-'90s), but it seems to me they've already blown doing the Fantastic Four. It's such a space age/space race property that--to me anyway--it should be set in the '60s, between Cap 1 and wherever the hell they picked up. However I assume the MCU is established enough that they can't go back and drop in something that major.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 2 July 2020 16:33 (three years ago) link

xp: In fairness, these characters all existed in the comics for decades

shout-out to his family (DJP), Thursday, 2 July 2020 16:34 (three years ago) link

the whole thing about "greatest foes" in serialised stories is that they come back again and again and thereby earn their claim to being mainstays of the rogue's gallery. you could possibly do that in film but it's largely been avoided with the exception of Lex Luthor in the 70s/80s Superman films, and Scarecrow recurring in cameo parts in Nolan's Batman films. it's probably the right call for making the stories feel like complete thoughts with a reason to exist, but it does also often produce a sense that the handling of this or that iconic foe is somehow lacking the requisite larger-than-life, mythic status. Doom has surely been handled the worst, the most times, but also he might be sort of impossible to really sell as a one-movie villain.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 2 July 2020 16:38 (three years ago) link

xpost That's sort of what I mean. Characters or villains that existed for decades in the comics wiped out or negated by one two and a half hour movie.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 2 July 2020 16:38 (three years ago) link

and xpost again They actually did a pretty good job having Thanos loom over several films, even if he was only the explicit villain of a couple.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 2 July 2020 16:39 (three years ago) link

Doom would probably actually do well as a future villain as lead in his own standalone movie / origin story.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 2 July 2020 16:41 (three years ago) link

A new MCU-based FF movie has been all but confirmed, btw. A ways down the line (alongside an X-Men revamp, presumably) but on the way nonetheless.

Well, that's a fine howdy adieu! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 2 July 2020 16:42 (three years ago) link

I mean, Loki's been the villian in two and half films already!

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 2 July 2020 16:47 (three years ago) link

I know it's a DC property but is anyone watching Doom Patrol? I noticed it in HBO Max and I wasn't familiar with it at all. Is it a Teen Titans thing?

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Thursday, 2 July 2020 16:54 (three years ago) link

It's loosely connected to Teen Titans in both the televisual and comic book versions but only loosely. It's absolutely the most OTT weird superhero adaptation I've seen (which is true to the Grant Morrison iteration of the comics, although the show doesn't quite reach those heights). NB, I still haven't seen Legion, which is supposed to be totes bizarre.

Well, that's a fine howdy adieu! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 2 July 2020 17:07 (three years ago) link

(Also please note that if you enjoy legitimately weird arts + entertainment that I acknowledge that a super-weird Big Two superhero adaptation is only ever going to scratch the surface of true and legit weirdness.)

Well, that's a fine howdy adieu! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 2 July 2020 17:11 (three years ago) link

Legion S1 is AMAZING

shout-out to his family (DJP), Thursday, 2 July 2020 17:17 (three years ago) link

Legion gets very tiresome very quickly (albeit in a totally distinct way from MCU things)

k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Thursday, 2 July 2020 17:18 (three years ago) link

lol I forgot they killed Loki, too. "Killed," because of course that's never stopped any hand wavy "arise!" magic or science or back from the void or whatever.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 2 July 2020 17:21 (three years ago) link

C'mon, man. The current Loki is the Loki of an alternate reality. It's cut and dried, very simple and grounded and real.

Well, that's a fine howdy adieu! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 2 July 2020 17:25 (three years ago) link

Is it a Teen Titans thing?

the first real revival of the characters was in a teen titans storyline but it has been a bumpy complex road for Doom Patrol that involves Grant Morrison, Erik Larsen, Keith Giffen and My Chemical Romance's Gerard Way

http://www.tcj.com/the-wreckage-part-one/

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 2 July 2020 18:15 (three years ago) link

i assume we would already have Kid Loki in the MCU if Tom Hiddleston wasn't so endlessly shippable

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 2 July 2020 18:17 (three years ago) link

be shocked if we don't get some variation of that in the TV series

Nhex, Thursday, 2 July 2020 18:23 (three years ago) link

for those of you who watch the movies but gave up on the modern comics, I can STRONGLY recommend Jason Aaron's outrageously good, near-decade long run on Thor. It's great reading!
https://www.cbr.com/jason-arron-changes-thor-marvel-comic/
https://www.howtolovecomics.com/2019/06/16/jason-aaron-thor-reading-order/

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 2 July 2020 18:26 (three years ago) link

Yeah, it's one of the few recent Marvel things (along with Hickman's Avengers run) that I've read multiple times over.

Well, that's a fine howdy adieu! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 2 July 2020 18:39 (three years ago) link

he's been so dang consistent

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 2 July 2020 18:40 (three years ago) link

If you've got a choice between that and Gillen's Loki-and-pals runs, I'd take the latter, though.

Legion's second season goes all over the place - if you can stand it (and there's a lot of good in there) the third is amazing.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 2 July 2020 19:02 (three years ago) link

Is it a Teen Titans thing?

the first real revival of the characters was in a teen titans storyline

further for polyphonic: Doom Patrol predate Teen Titans by a few months (1963 vs 1964); the third major Teen Titans version/revival, 1980's New Teen Titans, included a minor Doom Patrol character as a member (which led to the team's resurrection, and eventually the resurrection of most of its dead members); the Doom Patrol TV show for some reason includes the 1980 NTT character Cyborg as well as the Doom Patrol's cyborg mainstay Robotman.

bat ain't Thad (sic), Thursday, 2 July 2020 21:29 (three years ago) link

This is also a dece summary of the parallels between Doom Patrol and X-Men:

https://nerdist.com/article/doom-patrol-x-men-parallel-history/

Ward Fowler, Thursday, 2 July 2020 21:40 (three years ago) link

Yeah, Cyborg threw me off. Although to be honest I assumed the show was about Doctor Doom at first. I don't know comics too well.

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Thursday, 2 July 2020 21:48 (three years ago) link

the robotman tv show face is very doc doom-ish

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 2 July 2020 22:22 (three years ago) link

Watching Into the Spider-Verse again (yes, I know it’s not an MCU movie, but if we’re talking Doom Patrol...). Still get tripped up by the following plot holes(?), which come up in the same scene:

1. Why doesn’t Peter B. Parker react, at all, to meeting a young version of Gwen Stacey, alive and well? Even though he knows she’s from an alt universe, you’d think he would have some feels about the encounter.

2. If Spider-Gwen arrived in the Miles-verse a week before everything went down – before Miles even got his powers – how did her spider-sense know to direct her to go to his school? How did she enroll, get a uniform, etc.? Where has she been living for a week?

Great movie, tho!

Pat McGroin (morrisp), Friday, 3 July 2020 22:03 (three years ago) link

(Gwen also doesn’t seem to have any emotional response to working with a grown-up version of her deceased best friend; but I guess she’s had a little time to get used to the idea of multiple Peter Parkers.)

Pat McGroin (morrisp), Friday, 3 July 2020 22:17 (three years ago) link

does gwen track thru SM canon? that PP might not know gwen

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 4 July 2020 00:48 (three years ago) link

This movie kind of goes sideways from the canon (e.g., the Miles-verse isn’t literally the Ultimate Universe, although it’s based on it) – but that Peter is meant to be a version of Spidey-616, it would be odd for Gwen not to be part of his backstory. But I acknowledge your point, it’s loosey-goosey enough that who knows.

Pat McGroin (morrisp), Saturday, 4 July 2020 01:00 (three years ago) link

Huh, apparently they’ve given that Peter (and his universe) an official designation: https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Peter_Parker_(Earth-TRN701)

Pat McGroin (morrisp), Saturday, 4 July 2020 01:11 (three years ago) link

(It’s funny b/c “Earth 616” is actually used in the movie, as kind of an Easter Egg; but it’s not literally that universe, so makes sense for it to get its own number.)

Pat McGroin (morrisp), Saturday, 4 July 2020 01:13 (three years ago) link

Huh, apparently they’ve given that Peter (and his universe) an official designation

they

bat ain't Thad (sic), Saturday, 4 July 2020 05:36 (three years ago) link

Ok, an “unofficial” designation.

Pat McGroin (morrisp), Saturday, 4 July 2020 05:43 (three years ago) link

(Btw - fixing my link, for anyone who cares)

Pat McGroin (morrisp), Saturday, 4 July 2020 05:45 (three years ago) link

I also see the aforementioned Easter Egg is addressed in the Notes for Peter B. Parker’s reality:

In the Super Collider's screen, this reality is designated "E-616" after Earth-616, the reality this universe is an adaptation of.

Pat McGroin (morrisp), Saturday, 4 July 2020 05:48 (three years ago) link

BTW, 616 technically no longer exists since the events of Secret Wars. (pushes tape-festooned glasses up nose, takes hit from inhaler, adjusts pocket protector)

Well, that's a fine howdy adieu! (Old Lunch), Saturday, 4 July 2020 06:01 (three years ago) link

My son has been watching a Spidey animated series which seems to mash up events in the Ultimate Universe and regular universe, at least as far as I can tell from watching a few scenes. (Wonder which "TRN" that Earth been assigned, LOL.) Anyway, there's apparently a riff on the Superior Spider-Man arc - Otto Octavius (who's a teenager in this show) takes over Peter's body, according to my son. He asked me what bad things Doc Ock did when that happened in the comics... because in the show, all he's done so far is "tell Aunt May to stop making wheat cakes, because they're not healthy." And I thought - "Hey, I get that reference."

FAC 179 (morrisp), Sunday, 12 July 2020 03:13 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Just finished all the movies my daughter wanted to see (basically everything but the first two Thors and all of the Iron Men). Found it kind of amusing that all these movies build up to the epic conflict with Thanos, who first destroys half the life in the universe and then later decides to rebuild the universe from scratch ... which is sort of the scheme devised by Ego in the second "Guardians" movie, which is introduced and thwarted in a single standalone movie by a ragtag crew of misfits.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 30 July 2020 14:43 (three years ago) link

Yes that is a fascinating observation about these movies

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Thursday, 30 July 2020 23:38 (three years ago) link

people just get really angry at Kurt Russell

XVI Pedicabo eam (Neanderthal), Thursday, 30 July 2020 23:52 (three years ago) link

I mean the crux of Ego’s plan was he had to reproduce the celestial quality of himself in another person, so all it took was for that one person to strongly disagree with the plan, plus some additional surgery by the rest of the team to obliterate Ego so he couldn’t try it again.

Thanos collected six individual artifacts with unsurpassed celestial energy and was able to bend that power to his will with no outside help. That’s why thwarting his plan took everybody and required time travel.

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Friday, 31 July 2020 01:22 (three years ago) link

Ha, no, I get that. It wasn't really a criticism or nitpick, I just like the way the movies scale up and down as much as needed. For example, Captain Marvel is massively powerful, but she mentions in passing that it's a big universe and she can't be everywhere at once and there are battles that need her elsewhere, implication being battles similarly in need of someone at her power level. Or a quip from Rocket to ... Tony Stark? Anyway, I think he grumbles that he's only a genius *on Earth,* which snide or no implies there are beings much, much smarter than him elsewhere. Or just a character as goofy and aloof as Ego, practically godlike but sort of casual about it; reminded me of the Beyonder in the comics. I kind of like how Thanos has godlike aims but not really godlike ambitions, and in the grand scheme of things, yeah, it took assembling all those stones to come close to the innate powers of some entities in the far flung universe. Though I guess the movie didn't really have time (or need) to delve in to what the infamous finger snap might have done to not really living in the traditional sense entities like Ego or the like.

Obviously the scaling works the other way, too, letting, say, Spider-man or Ant-man or even Captain America and Iron Man deal with smaller more terrestrial villains in their own movies, while Thor gets to zip across the galaxy battling fellow pseudo gods and supreme beings.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 31 July 2020 04:21 (three years ago) link

Or just a character as goofy and aloof as Ego, practically godlike but sort of casual about it; reminded me of the Beyonder in the comics.

wild that a Marvel character generated in the 1980s by some efficient hacks who never otherwise created any significant characters of their own would be reminiscent of a Marvel character created by Jack Kirby in the 1960s

Steppin' RZA (sic), Friday, 31 July 2020 05:47 (three years ago) link

IIRC, Ego of the comics is not "godlike but casual about it", but rather pompous and grandiose? So it's not really Kirby's characterization that informed that aspect of the movie version, and the Beyonder doesn't really resemble the comic book Ego.

Tuomas, Friday, 31 July 2020 07:43 (three years ago) link

yah the Beyonder and Ego aren't similar in the comics afaik, but movie Ego is grandiose as heck after the layer of Kurt Russell charm is chipped away

(I was just goofing though)

(tbh checking Shooter's wiki, Shadow Lass might count as a character whose personality he created [twenty years before the Beyonder {when he was 14}])

Steppin' RZA (sic), Friday, 31 July 2020 08:35 (three years ago) link

Having made it through the MCU A-list and B-list we finally made it, in roundabout fashion, to "Iron Man 2." Oof, what a boring, dull slog that one is. It's so dull, in fact, that I was pretty sure I'd never seen it before, then midway through wondered if maybe I *had* seen it before. When it ended I still had no idea if I had seen it before, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to forget it again real soon regardless.

The rest of the movies I haven't rewatched yet with my daughter I *have* seen. Wondering how "Iron Man 3" holds up; I liked it at the time. We haven't watched the first two Thors yet, ether, and I'm curious, because I remember the first one also being dull as dirt, but weirdly I remember actually enjoying the second one. Though of course neither is nearly as good as the third one, so ... yeah, we'll see how they hold up.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 6 August 2020 02:48 (three years ago) link

IM2 was garbage

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Thursday, 6 August 2020 02:50 (three years ago) link

glad that ended the Mickey Rourke fetish phase

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Thursday, 6 August 2020 02:50 (three years ago) link

IM3 is ok!

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 6 August 2020 04:44 (three years ago) link

Yeah, 3 was fine; Shane Black made it his own. IM2 is probably the only MCU I wouldn't watch again.

Nhex, Thursday, 6 August 2020 04:46 (three years ago) link

I liked IM3

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Thursday, 6 August 2020 04:49 (three years ago) link

the only mcu movie I'd watch again

the quar on drugs (Simon H.), Thursday, 6 August 2020 04:50 (three years ago) link

It's weird, Iron Man 2 ... something clearly went wrong. It even looks bad - grimy and underlit - and stretches of it are kinda incoherent. It could just be the script. There are bits and pieces of it that are OK in passing, but the whole thing is really just a patchwork of barely-there ideas and character development.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 6 August 2020 12:50 (three years ago) link

I just saw that Nia DaCosta signed on to direct "Captain Marvel 2." I liked "Little Woods" a lot, though of course that one is about as far from a Marvel movie as can be. Her "Candyman" reboot is of course MIA. And Sam Raimi is still on for "Dr. Stranger 2 - Dr. Stranger," right? Crazy that Marvel has to commit to getting these movies going at hundreds of millions of dollars a pop even though no one has any idea when they might be able to be released, let alone safely filmed. Are any of them currently in active production, that anyone knows of?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 6 August 2020 12:57 (three years ago) link

Taika Waititi posted himself sleeping on set today so I guess Thor 4 is a go:

Back on set! I've come to realise just how much I miss shooting. Appreciate the things you once took for granted or whatever zzzz. pic.twitter.com/YM02FiqjTV

— Taika Waititi (@TaikaWaititi) August 5, 2020

Roz, Thursday, 6 August 2020 13:40 (three years ago) link

Apparently New Zealand is up and running. There was that story of James Cameron et al. flying down there and submitting to a 2-week quarantine so that he could get going on "Avatar" again (thank goodness).

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 6 August 2020 13:41 (three years ago) link

just here to admire taika's swag which is evident even while napping

the quar on drugs (Simon H.), Thursday, 6 August 2020 13:43 (three years ago) link

He probably looks cool at the dentist, too.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 6 August 2020 13:45 (three years ago) link

I’m into the double-mask look

Roz, Thursday, 6 August 2020 13:45 (three years ago) link

I loved Taika already, but loved him even more after watching those Mandalorian behind the scenes things. He just always seem to infectiously joyous and his style is always A++++

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 6 August 2020 13:59 (three years ago) link

https://images.app.goo.gl/HWhuT8KE9JwoNuwy8

chonky floof (groovypanda), Thursday, 6 August 2020 14:31 (three years ago) link

are they just going to resume shooting movies, mask every actor, and digitally remove the mask, Henry Cavill-style?

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Thursday, 6 August 2020 15:45 (three years ago) link

tbf half of the actors are supposed to be masked, and half of them are probably not even the actors at all, for that matter. When we rewatched Infinity War/Endgame it was pretty clear on the small screen how little of Carrie Coon's character was actually Carrie Coon. I loved reading the avclub interview with her about playing that character:

AVC: What was it like working on a project like that where it’s almost comically large in scale? I guess literally comically large—a comic book movie.

CC: I mean, so comically large that I was there for one day and then did a half a day in Chicago. When that job was posted, it was just a voiceover job. So I did an audition in my closet, and they gave me some notes. I didn’t even know what I was auditioning for when I was doing this voiceover. Then I think the Russo brothers—maybe what happened is they found out it was me and they knew my work as an actor. They invited me to come in and do some of the mo-cap. Now, of course, on those films, really the credit goes to a stunt person and 200 animators, right? Very little of it is us: just the facial expressions, the landing, the close-ups. So they didn’t really need me for very long, because Proxima Midnight doesn’t have a huge part in that film, and, once they scan you, they can make you do whatever they want.

I was in my first trimester, I was rehearsing a play in New York City, I didn’t have a lot of availability. I think they flew me down late on a Sunday, I went in Monday, I did a very quick session with their movement coach, and then they kind of threw me into all these scenes where there wasn’t another actor in the room with me. It was just the producers and the PAs and everybody working on the set with stuff they had already assembled. They would let me watch it, and I could see myself as the character moving on the screen, but I wasn’t actually interacting with anybody. I didn’t have a scene partner. In that regard—I’ve said this before and many people are critical of it—it’s lonely. I mean, you’re in a room full of people, but as an acting exercise it’s lonely. So it was hard. And the eclipse was also happening that day, so we took this huge break to watch the eclipse, and then we had to rush through the rest of the work.

To have the movie be that big, and to be there for such a minuscule (Laughs.) amount of time was really strange. Because honestly? That is the thing I get the most fan mail for. I have an Avengers jacket that sometimes I’ll throw on when I go to the corner store in Chicago, and, inevitably, someone between the ages of 18 and 47 will stop me and ask me where I got it and why do I have it. They don’t recognize me, of course (Laughs.), because of all the CGI. But it’s so strange. I just didn’t realize the extraordinary power of the franchise. It’s just not something I’m very plugged into.

AVC: And you got nominated for an MTV Movie Award for Best Fight!

CC: Yes. And I was, like, “Give it to the 200 animators and the stunt woman.” (Laughs.) Because I think I made three faces in that fight and maybe held a stick. They had to come up and do some reshoots—they had to come up to Chicago for a day because I couldn’t fly—I was about eight and a half months pregnant, so just imagine me, this very pregnant 37-year-old swinging this foam stick around my head with a camera around all of these twentysomethings. It was deeply embarrassing for everyone. Because I don’t do anything halfway; it’s all 110%. A lot of puffy, red-faced grunting. (Laughs.) It was pretty terrible.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 6 August 2020 16:22 (three years ago) link

Taika Waititi posted himself sleeping on set today so I guess Thor 4 is a go:

Apparently New Zealand is up and running.

This looks like he's probably in post on his next movie, not filming Hollywood actors and hundreds of extras in Australia on his movie after next. I promise you, they are different land-masses, and one state in the latter recently went into the most severe lockdown yet, after first giving up on contact tracing and opening up fully. (The government of the state above it, which gave the next Thor $25 million in kickbacks to film at a facility that used to be public land, but the government paid Rupert Murdoch $25 million in kickbacks to take a 100-year lease on5 million in kickbacks to film at a facility that used to be public land, but the government paid Rupert Murdoch $25 million in kickbacks to film at a facility that used to be public land, but the government paid Rupert Murdoch $25 million in kickbacks to take a 100-year lease on5 million in kickbacks to take a 100-year lease on, is starting to think about closing their borders.)

Steppin' RZA (sic), Thursday, 6 August 2020 20:04 (three years ago) link

uh, thanks, System

Steppin' RZA (sic), Thursday, 6 August 2020 20:05 (three years ago) link

pure poetry, imo

Rob, give a listen to Iggy Stooge (morrisp), Thursday, 6 August 2020 20:15 (three years ago) link

i'd move right now to New Zealand if they'd let any outsiders in.

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Thursday, 6 August 2020 22:55 (three years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Finally convinced my daughter to watch Thor, and I'm glad, because I had forgotten almost everything about it except that I thought it was dull, which is ironic, because while I had forgotten almost everything about it, it was absolutely not dull and in fact was pretty enjoyable!

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 28 August 2020 00:42 (three years ago) link

Potential double irony, the only thing I remember about Thor 2 was enjoying it more than most, which probably means when I watch it again, with my daughter, I will remember most of it but *not* enjoy it.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 28 August 2020 00:43 (three years ago) link

Nope, definitely still enjoyed Thor 2! Some good gags in it, and I think Thor (and Loki) really comes into his own post-Avengers.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 28 August 2020 03:11 (three years ago) link

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/disney-grapples-with-how-to-proceed-on-black-panther-without-chadwick-boseman

amazing that they didn't know he was ill. i imagine they'll move forward with Shuri as the black panther now?

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 21:09 (three years ago) link

yeah it's mind-blowing even Coogler didn't know

Nhex, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 21:18 (three years ago) link

just losing my whole shit over this information pic.twitter.com/Q8d0liIeiq

— LB™️ “𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘧𝘧” 🛢 (@LydiaBurrell) September 15, 2020

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 22:23 (three years ago) link

I genuinely don’t know who any of those people/institutions are

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 00:34 (three years ago) link

Chris Pratt used to be on the "the Democratic Party is the best hope for a loving America" sitcom Parks & Recreation and is now Star-Lord in Marvel movies. Turning Point USA is a far-right student radicalisation psy-op that attempts to stamp out education in unversities by #cancelling professors. Dan Crenshaw is a Republican senator and ex-Navy SEAL who is virulently against women's healthcare, affordable healthcare, voters' rights, taking action against climate change (we should establish comittees to research whether there's any validity to it, from scratch) and probably a piece of shit in various other ways. Lorne Michaels forced Pete Davidson to apologise to Crenshaw, face to face, on SNL's Weekend Update, for making a joke about him on Weekend Update in a previous episode.

Dunno who the other two are.

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 00:49 (three years ago) link

Pratt is also married to a Schwarzenegger, and an adherent of an Australian evangelical mega-church that obstructed police investigation into their founder's multinational child molestation, and runs (or ran) conversion programs for lesbian teens, and pregnancy consultation centres that recruit teens to work camps.

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 00:53 (three years ago) link

Oh i know pratt, its the rest i didnt know. He married Schwarzenegger’s daughter, right? Why would anyone think he is not conservative?

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 00:53 (three years ago) link

Wow, didn't realize that Lorne's spine had dissolved completely.

Don't be such an idot. (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 01:37 (three years ago) link

Why would anyone think he is not conservative?

People's parasocial concept of him was probably set when he played a loveable goof on an anti-GOP sitcom about the value of caring and helping one another, and was married to someone who made stoner comedy movies

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 04:04 (three years ago) link

Davidson & Crenshaw btw

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 04:08 (three years ago) link

he was also married to Anna Faris for a while, think a lotta people jumped off his boat when they split

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 04:08 (three years ago) link

I don't know how this slipped by me, but it looks like Jonathan Majors (star of Lovecraft Country) has been cast as Kang in the third Ant-Man movie, of all things.

And I assume everyone who cares has already heard that Tatiana Maslany was cast as She-Hulk.

Wessonality Crisis (Old Lunch), Saturday, 19 September 2020 12:37 (three years ago) link

I only care in that I'm 1. glad she's getting paid and 2. wish it was for anything else

Simon H., Saturday, 19 September 2020 12:42 (three years ago) link

Your opinion has been noted on this topic you disdain, but thank you once again for your contribution.

Wessonality Crisis (Old Lunch), Saturday, 19 September 2020 13:33 (three years ago) link

didn't know, happy to hear! that's about as good of a casting as i could hope for.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 19 September 2020 14:08 (three years ago) link

She's fine, though I would've been happy with the earlier rumors of Alison Brie for She-Hulk

Nhex, Saturday, 19 September 2020 16:42 (three years ago) link

i mean it could've been janelle monae
i imagine she'll do an x-man

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 19 September 2020 16:49 (three years ago) link

happy for the person who is funny on an improv comedy podcast to have a job, but would have been a good opportunity to cast a tall & bulky actress who doesn't normally get the chance to play leads / romantic leads / celebratedly slutty leads

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Saturday, 19 September 2020 17:28 (three years ago) link

“funny on an improv comedy podcast” as a descriptor for Maslany is on some Herzog is “good at eating shoes” career summary shit

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Saturday, 19 September 2020 17:41 (three years ago) link

I only know the Slott and Byrne versions of Shulk, which are both comedy, and I only know Maslay from her annual CBB appearances

(though I guess I saw her on Parks & Rec and Being Erica, she didn't make an impact that I would think of her ten years later as a horny lawyer or seven-foot-tall muscle pile)

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Saturday, 19 September 2020 18:08 (three years ago) link

Opinions are likely divided on the quality of Orphan Black but one indisputable fact is that Maslany was AMAZING on that show. I was regularly flabbergasted by how easily I forgot that one actress was portraying a multitude of different characters.

At any rate, this is just another Ruffalo sitch. It's probably easier to CGI a Hulked-out Maslany than to scrawnify some massive beefcake MMA fighter.

Wessonality Crisis (Old Lunch), Saturday, 19 September 2020 18:53 (three years ago) link

the Marvel films I saw had Hulk changing back and forth from Hulk to Banner, though

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Saturday, 19 September 2020 19:28 (three years ago) link

sic, you're overthinking this: maslany has made the best work in her career playing split personalities and is spectacularly good at it.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 19 September 2020 20:57 (three years ago) link

She-Hulk is not a split personality, though... That's the major character point separating her from Bruce Banner: she doesn't lose her personality when hulking out, and actually enjoys being the Hulk. Though of course they might not use that interpretation of her in the MCU, but it'd be pretty boring if they go for the "like Hulk but female" option.

Tuomas, Saturday, 19 September 2020 21:46 (three years ago) link

Maslany is a more impressive actor than Alison Brie, by a long shot. and I like both.

Simon H., Saturday, 19 September 2020 21:47 (three years ago) link

Or at least she's gotten far more impressive showcases (esp Orphan Black, obviously)

Simon H., Saturday, 19 September 2020 21:48 (three years ago) link

And I agree with Sic, that this would've been a great opportunity to cast some bulky actor who doesn't normally get this kind of roles... But it wasn't done with Wonder Woman, so I guess it's no surprise it wasn't done with Shulkie either.

Tuomas, Saturday, 19 September 2020 21:49 (three years ago) link

xxpost

Tuomas, Saturday, 19 September 2020 21:49 (three years ago) link

yeah Tuomas has it, it would considerably pointlessize She-Hulk to make her a split personality

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Saturday, 19 September 2020 22:25 (three years ago) link

You should the last 3 or so years of She-Hulk in comics... not that I'm advocating 'em. Wish Tamaki's run had done more with it.

Nhex, Saturday, 19 September 2020 23:57 (three years ago) link

Yeah, I rather doubt they are going with the Byrne take for the movie

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 20 September 2020 02:02 (three years ago) link

I've read Tamaki's run, and as much as like her indie comics, IMO it was a pretty pointless deviation from how She-Hulk had been previously depicted since at least the '80s. Taking a female character who has power, who likes having that power and who's self-assured and confident, and making her into a more Bruce Banner -like figure who's full of self-doubt and who sees her power as a curse, was a weird step backwards, and I'm hoping they won't be basing the MCU depiction on that... But didn't even Tamaki's run end with the return of the previous version of She-Hulk, once she got her issues sorted?

Tuomas, Sunday, 20 September 2020 06:46 (three years ago) link

Yeah I'm with you on that. Love her indie stuff, her X-23 series was fine, and I'm still interested in her future mainstream work. Hopefully the Wonder Woman run she's doing now pans out.

The whole thing was a weird filler after Bruce Banner was killed in Civil War II, before coming back as the Immortal Hulk (which is consistently still excellent). The concept wasn't bad - Jen dealing with the trauma of his murder and the courts/world acquitting Hawkeye of it, since most people hated the Hulk - but the book didn't really missed a lot of opportunities on that front. Also having a rageful female Hulk - could've been interesting. And yes, they reverted her to normal at the end.

BUT - after that, Jason Aaron put her into his Avengers run, and she was green again but also classic Hulk stupid, and possibly trapped in that form? And she's hooking up with Thor. They ignored Tamaki's run altogether, it seems. I don't know if they ever got around to explaining how she got to this state. They also seemed to ignore the whole Immortal situation which would seem relevant, but maybe I missed it.

Nhex, Sunday, 20 September 2020 18:40 (three years ago) link

if you did, then i did too.
Marvel Movies proper hasn't really properly done a full-film look at the jekyll/hyde thing and she-hulk seems a fair way to do it, plus female rage is selling right now.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 20 September 2020 21:10 (three years ago) link

It's probably only because Universal still owns the Hulk movie rights. (Was also kinda wondering a She-Hulk series is OK, but I just checked and she debuted in her own book rather than Incredible Hulk)

Nhex, Sunday, 20 September 2020 21:31 (three years ago) link

I think She-Hulk is going to be a D+ tv series, no?

rob, Sunday, 20 September 2020 22:12 (three years ago) link

If you're lucky.

Simon H., Sunday, 20 September 2020 22:16 (three years ago) link

lol

rob, Sunday, 20 September 2020 23:24 (three years ago) link

Well well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sj9J2ecsSpo

Ned Raggett, Monday, 21 September 2020 01:17 (three years ago) link

Well that looks cool as shit

shout-out to his family (DJP), Monday, 21 September 2020 01:55 (three years ago) link

Yeah I almost think the totally unplanned shift for the MCU to be TV-focused for a while may be a hell of a good thing, based on this.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 21 September 2020 05:49 (three years ago) link

Fred Melamed klaxon!

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 21 September 2020 10:25 (three years ago) link

i assumed this was the tom king storyline but i guess they're going House of M instead? I would've thought that was a bad idea but this looks pretty intelligent. Outrageously good cast!

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 21 September 2020 15:28 (three years ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://news.avclub.com/tatiana-maslany-says-shes-not-disney-s-she-hulk-actual-1845402493

obviously it's not in any way important but it's always nice when someone I respect doesn't get hoovered up into the MCU

it bangs for thee (Simon H.), Sunday, 18 October 2020 01:20 (three years ago) link

We should probably start a new thread for the Marvel shows on Disney+

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Sunday, 18 October 2020 01:26 (three years ago) link

Looks like Shang-Chi is filming here in SF

https://www.sfgate.com/sf-culture/article/Marvel-Studios-movie-filming-downtown-SF-Shang-Chi-15659724.php

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 20 October 2020 02:28 (three years ago) link

Should we make a “Phase 4 and beyond” thread?

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 02:33 (three years ago) link

Probably a good idea!

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 20 October 2020 02:34 (three years ago) link

I’m on Zing and idawanna

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 02:35 (three years ago) link


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