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This is the thread for ILXors who have never met any other ILXors in person

Help me in my goal to become an eccentric British mid-life crisis raver

Let's Party!!

well then

~8_8~

http://www.uxmatters.com/mt/archives/2006/09/images/17s06_kairos_path-to-value.JPG

What kind of drum machine did Phineas & Ferb use to create that fwap-fwap-pukka-pukka-bunk-bunk beat at their fanfic pool party? or is it just the sound of Lisa Simpson slapping her rump against the mic, fwap-fwap-pukka-pukka-bunk-bunk, workin dat fanfic azzzzzzz?

http://dhtscifimaster.deviantart.com/

http://dhtscifimaster.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d2mqtx4 can i have some simpsons/koopa kids porn

i don't even know who koopa kids are

after what age is it no longer appropriate for your parent of the opposite sex to see your hoohoo/willie?

2 years in prison

yow at that

^^srs dude needs a book deal. read all through the Q+A too.

i was into another dude's prison blog for awhile:
http://jonsjailjournal.blogspot.com/

2 years in prison def fulfills the remit of this thread's title

incarceration rates in the US + accounts like this are real good arguments for tearing everything down & starting again

via cutty on lols thread:

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=127185813

lolol does abbott know

???

buzza the board archaeologist

Ban Captain Lorax

          ¯(º_o)/¯

ask!!!!!

Be worth liking.

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, November 14, 2002 3:16 PM (7 years ago)

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otm

vintage girl probs^^

http://hubpages.com/hub/Does-American-Dream-Have-to-Die-With-Michael-Jackson

Also, had she not thought differently from others, might Mother Teresa not have been a stay-at-home mom instead of traveling to India and risking her life for humanity?

I can almost guarantee that if one had killed all the “freaks” among our Australopithecine ancestors 3.5 million years ago, our species might not have made it to the 21st Century. We might very well have just remained a much more primitive species, one without the use of fire and the wheel, let alone an orchestra, or democracy, or computers.

Embarassing Sexual Moments...

Moderator: please delete entire internet.

― DavidM (DavidM), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 20:05

great ian riese-moraine post there

bwah

Here goes..LOL. It was when I accidently queafed *pussyfart* (it never happened to me before) when my ex (thankgod) wanted to do me 'doggystyle' in the pussy (before anyone thinks he took my anal cherry,That's still there *thank god*)
That to me, was my most embaressing experience in sex, which was ages and ages ago.I am happily engaged to Nik, and very happily!But,(no pun intended) I am hoping to give my anal cherry to Nik) on our honeymoon,I wonder if I am going to fart on his penis, that TRUELY would be MORE embaressing!!!!!
― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Tuesday, January 28, 2003 8:23 PM (7 years ago)

wow at this post

becky_lucas in a nutshell

Me and my buddies all took turns on this spanish ho-bag, Carmella, who fed us papaya which got us all horn-dogged out. Well, I guess I didn't exactly get to do THE DEED at this moment, but later on my friends felt sorry for me because they got to ride the glorious Carmella machine and I didn't, so they got me a two-bit whore named Joslin who wore red patent leather and called me a "softie" because I tried to kiss her. Anyhow, I got crabs from Joslin and tried to drown them by swimming for 8 hours the next day, which didn't work. *sigh* being a teenager and a virgin in 1982 sucks.
― Last American Virgin, Tuesday, January 28, 2003 10:07 PM (7 years ago)

Carmella machine

douche ex carmella machina

Memorable quotes for
The Last American Virgin (1982)

Carmela: Come to me my big burrito!
David: Me?
Carmela: You are the only man I see. Come to Carmela.

One night, two of my brothers came and woke me up in the middle of the night. And they said they had a surprise for me. So they took me to the barn up in the loft and there was my oldest brother, Dan, with Alice, Alice Jardine. I mean, picture a girl who just took a nosedive from the ugly tree and hit every branch coming down. And Dan's got his shirt off and he's working on this bra and he's tryin to get it off and all of a sudden Shawn just screams out, "Danny you're a young man, don't do it!" And so Alice Jardine hears this and she screams and she jumps up and she tries to get running out of the barn but she's still got this shirt over her head. She goes running right into the wall and knocks herself out. So now Danny's just so mad at us. He starts coming after us, but at the same time Alice is over there unconscious. He's gotta wake her up. So he grabs her by a leg and he's drag, dragging her. At the same time he picks up a shovel. And he's going after Shawn, and Shawn's saying, "What are you trying to hit me for? I just did you a favor!" And so this makes Dan more angry. He tries to swing this thing, he looses the shovel, goes outta his grasp and hits a kerosene lantern; the thing explodes, the whole barn almost goes up because of this thing. That was it.

Just one more thing. Do you have any interests other than sex? If so, I'd like to hear a little more about them.

― Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo (cindigo), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 03:12 (7 years ago) Permalink

Yeah, I tried to be friendly to her and she got upset at me. I still think she was a real person, even though I knew even at the time that she was half trolling and half sincere.

:-)

wow at this post

"Becky" came out with much worse than that, believe me.

I don't know much about Becky Lucas, but holy shit, this post of hers (+ follow-up posts) on the "Do you ever feel like there is nothing to live for?" thread is incredibly depressing no matter which way you look at it.

becky, luna and Ms Laura is quite the trifecta there

lol grady

best thread ever, I think

So I was forced to punch a girl in the face last night...

"forced"

http://www.truenudists.com/forum/viewthread.php?id=13480

ok it's kinda cute how you graduate from textile -> barefoot -> topless -> undies only -> butt naked -> SUPER NUDIST as you make more and more posts on that forum.