dean ge GTFO
― velko, Monday, 18 January 2010 12:46 (fourteen years ago) link
"If tobacco, kills why ain't I dead."
― freezoni appleby 2010 (Curt1s Stephens), Monday, 18 January 2010 14:34 (fourteen years ago) link
mix for a lady that loves 311
― nsuomy, Sunday, 7 February 2010 07:58 (fourteen years ago) link
having a yard sale in knoxville with my sis and keeping track of "customers" itt
― rahni, Saturday, 15 May 2010 17:15 (thirteen years ago) link
My Wife Just Walked Out, Should I Be Worried?
― velko, Thursday, 20 May 2010 18:04 (thirteen years ago) link
i certainly appreciate your helping with my hot meat
― notevenloggedout (eman), Saturday, June 18, 2005 11:39 PM
― rahni, Thursday, 20 May 2010 18:13 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?action=showall&boardid=40&threadid=19627
― velko, Friday, 21 May 2010 03:12 (thirteen years ago) link
Mexicans - Yes or No
― velko, Sunday, 23 May 2010 22:40 (thirteen years ago) link
This is the thread for ILXors who have never met any other ILXors in person
― What do you do when there's a user with, like, sixty of 'em? (velko), Friday, 28 May 2010 21:08 (thirteen years ago) link
Help me in my goal to become an eccentric British mid-life crisis raver
― 156, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 00:20 (thirteen years ago) link
Let's Party!!
― chuck entertainment cheese (crüt), Friday, 23 July 2010 02:54 (thirteen years ago) link
well then
― goole, Friday, 23 July 2010 02:57 (thirteen years ago) link
~8_8~
― max, Friday, 23 July 2010 03:15 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.uxmatters.com/mt/archives/2006/09/images/17s06_kairos_path-to-value.JPG
― buzza, Friday, 23 July 2010 03:16 (thirteen years ago) link
What kind of drum machine did Phineas & Ferb use to create that fwap-fwap-pukka-pukka-bunk-bunk beat at their fanfic pool party? or is it just the sound of Lisa Simpson slapping her rump against the mic, fwap-fwap-pukka-pukka-bunk-bunk, workin dat fanfic azzzzzzz?
― if you see her, say ayo (unregistered), Friday, 23 July 2010 15:57 (thirteen years ago) link
http://dhtscifimaster.deviantart.com/
― am0n, Saturday, 24 July 2010 19:12 (thirteen years ago) link
http://dhtscifimaster.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d2mqtx4 can i have some simpsons/koopa kids porn
― chuck entertainment cheese (crüt), Wednesday, 28 July 2010 07:44 (thirteen years ago) link
i don't even know who koopa kids are
― what if "middlebrow" is pubes? (Matt P), Wednesday, 28 July 2010 07:46 (thirteen years ago) link
after what age is it no longer appropriate for your parent of the opposite sex to see your hoohoo/willie?
― buzza, Tuesday, 24 August 2010 20:59 (thirteen years ago) link
2 years in prison
― gr8080, Friday, 27 August 2010 22:24 (thirteen years ago) link
yow at that
― this isn't STRAWBERRY 0_o it's RAWBERRY (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 29 August 2010 03:37 (thirteen years ago) link
^^srs dude needs a book deal. read all through the Q+A too.
― gr8080, Sunday, 29 August 2010 03:38 (thirteen years ago) link
i was into another dude's prison blog for awhile:http://jonsjailjournal.blogspot.com/
― this isn't STRAWBERRY 0_o it's RAWBERRY (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 29 August 2010 03:43 (thirteen years ago) link
2 years in prison def fulfills the remit of this thread's title
incarceration rates in the US + accounts like this are real good arguments for tearing everything down & starting again
― k'naamean (zvookster), Sunday, 29 August 2010 13:53 (thirteen years ago) link
via cutty on lols thread:
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=127185813
― BOND ZORN aka the mp3 player (gr8080), Wednesday, 1 September 2010 20:53 (thirteen years ago) link
lolol does abbott know
― OH WOW GRANDFATHER CLOCK HAT (arby's), Wednesday, 1 September 2010 22:11 (thirteen years ago) link
???
― buzza, Monday, 13 September 2010 04:07 (thirteen years ago) link
buzza the board archaeologist
― markers, Monday, 13 September 2010 04:08 (thirteen years ago) link
Ban Captain Lorax
― abele (avinha), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 06:17 (thirteen years ago) link
¯(º_o)/¯
― tickle me lmao (unregistered), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:11 (thirteen years ago) link
ask!!!!!
― *makes 'drinky-drinky' motion with hand* (gr8080), Thursday, 23 September 2010 01:37 (thirteen years ago) link
Be worth liking.― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, November 14, 2002 3:16 PM (7 years ago)
― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, November 14, 2002 3:16 PM (7 years ago)
. . .
otm
― markers, Thursday, 23 September 2010 01:45 (thirteen years ago) link
vintage girl probs^^
― *lets go* (gr8080), Thursday, 23 September 2010 01:47 (thirteen years ago) link
http://hubpages.com/hub/Does-American-Dream-Have-to-Die-With-Michael-Jackson
― The Boondog Taints II: All Taints Day (stevie), Sunday, 24 October 2010 11:44 (thirteen years ago) link
Also, had she not thought differently from others, might Mother Teresa not have been a stay-at-home mom instead of traveling to India and risking her life for humanity?
― borad.crutial.org (crüt), Sunday, 24 October 2010 12:42 (thirteen years ago) link
I can almost guarantee that if one had killed all the “freaks” among our Australopithecine ancestors 3.5 million years ago, our species might not have made it to the 21st Century. We might very well have just remained a much more primitive species, one without the use of fire and the wheel, let alone an orchestra, or democracy, or computers.
― The Saga of the Unkillable Mr. Poppins (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 24 October 2010 16:19 (thirteen years ago) link
Embarassing Sexual Moments...
― buzza, Wednesday, 1 December 2010 20:24 (thirteen years ago) link
Moderator: please delete entire internet.
― DavidM (DavidM), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 20:05
― markers, Wednesday, 1 December 2010 20:30 (thirteen years ago) link
great ian riese-moraine post there
― mormon's marmots (crüt), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 20:31 (thirteen years ago) link
bwah
― old LOKO heads (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 20:35 (thirteen years ago) link
Here goes..LOL. It was when I accidently queafed *pussyfart* (it never happened to me before) when my ex (thankgod) wanted to do me 'doggystyle' in the pussy (before anyone thinks he took my anal cherry,That's still there *thank god*)That to me, was my most embaressing experience in sex, which was ages and ages ago.I am happily engaged to Nik, and very happily!But,(no pun intended) I am hoping to give my anal cherry to Nik) on our honeymoon,I wonder if I am going to fart on his penis, that TRUELY would be MORE embaressing!!!!! ― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Tuesday, January 28, 2003 8:23 PM (7 years ago)
wow at this post
― http://www.ilxor.com/glyloop.mp3 (Aerosol), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 20:38 (thirteen years ago) link
becky_lucas in a nutshell
― mormon's marmots (crüt), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 20:51 (thirteen years ago) link
Me and my buddies all took turns on this spanish ho-bag, Carmella, who fed us papaya which got us all horn-dogged out. Well, I guess I didn't exactly get to do THE DEED at this moment, but later on my friends felt sorry for me because they got to ride the glorious Carmella machine and I didn't, so they got me a two-bit whore named Joslin who wore red patent leather and called me a "softie" because I tried to kiss her. Anyhow, I got crabs from Joslin and tried to drown them by swimming for 8 hours the next day, which didn't work. *sigh* being a teenager and a virgin in 1982 sucks. ― Last American Virgin, Tuesday, January 28, 2003 10:07 PM (7 years ago)
Carmella machine
― http://www.ilxor.com/glyloop.mp3 (Aerosol), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 20:55 (thirteen years ago) link
douche ex carmella machina
― http://www.ilxor.com/glyloop.mp3 (Aerosol), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 20:57 (thirteen years ago) link
Memorable quotes forThe Last American Virgin (1982)
Carmela: Come to me my big burrito!David: Me?Carmela: You are the only man I see. Come to Carmela.
― buzza, Wednesday, 1 December 2010 21:19 (thirteen years ago) link
One night, two of my brothers came and woke me up in the middle of the night. And they said they had a surprise for me. So they took me to the barn up in the loft and there was my oldest brother, Dan, with Alice, Alice Jardine. I mean, picture a girl who just took a nosedive from the ugly tree and hit every branch coming down. And Dan's got his shirt off and he's working on this bra and he's tryin to get it off and all of a sudden Shawn just screams out, "Danny you're a young man, don't do it!" And so Alice Jardine hears this and she screams and she jumps up and she tries to get running out of the barn but she's still got this shirt over her head. She goes running right into the wall and knocks herself out. So now Danny's just so mad at us. He starts coming after us, but at the same time Alice is over there unconscious. He's gotta wake her up. So he grabs her by a leg and he's drag, dragging her. At the same time he picks up a shovel. And he's going after Shawn, and Shawn's saying, "What are you trying to hit me for? I just did you a favor!" And so this makes Dan more angry. He tries to swing this thing, he looses the shovel, goes outta his grasp and hits a kerosene lantern; the thing explodes, the whole barn almost goes up because of this thing. That was it.
― omar little, Wednesday, 1 December 2010 21:24 (thirteen years ago) link
Just one more thing. Do you have any interests other than sex? If so, I'd like to hear a little more about them.
― Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo (cindigo), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 03:12 (7 years ago) Permalink
― gr8080 of missing ILX (gr8080), Monday, 6 December 2010 23:47 (thirteen years ago) link
Yeah, I tried to be friendly to her and she got upset at me. I still think she was a real person, even though I knew even at the time that she was half trolling and half sincere.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 00:14 (thirteen years ago) link
:-)
― gr8080 of missing ILX (gr8080), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 00:34 (thirteen years ago) link
"Becky" came out with much worse than that, believe me.
― Alvin Toffeenose (Pashmina), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 00:41 (thirteen years ago) link