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those fucking long ITR ones

banriquit, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 00:26 (eighteen years ago)

I usually find the mongrel/sheepfuxor titles to be witty and amusing. and the chicago ones. not so much ny or dc and certainly not the Southern ones :/

wanko ergo sum, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 02:07 (eighteen years ago)

there haven't been very many Southern threads

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 02:39 (eighteen years ago)

does nobody like Meat Loaf?

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 02:40 (eighteen years ago)

who amongst us does not like meat loaf?

deej, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 03:40 (eighteen years ago)

"everyone on this island is going to die"

That mong guy that's shit, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 09:49 (eighteen years ago)

i dunno, that's actually pretty LOL. maybe it could become my new default EXCELSIORbation fantasy.

Plus everything in that thread is like "final lolution" but with no lols

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 16:46 (eighteen years ago)

# is Burning Spear the black Van Morrison? (and vice versa)

am0n, Saturday, 22 March 2008 01:34 (eighteen years ago)

"everyone on this island is going to die"

-- That mong guy that's shit, Wednesday, March 19, 2008 9:49 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark Link

It is wrongly quoted! No one on the show has actually said this!

nickalicious, Saturday, 22 March 2008 08:53 (eighteen years ago)

And Baby Makes Three: A White Trash Population Explosion

and what, Monday, 24 March 2008 13:26 (eighteen years ago)

Gah, that thread.

Nicole, Monday, 24 March 2008 18:11 (eighteen years ago)

"everyone on this island is going to die"

i always read that as "everyone on this thread is going to die."

tipsy mothra, Monday, 24 March 2008 18:30 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, Monseur le Fopp, you are really spoiling us...

dmr, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 17:46 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, Monseur le Fopp, you are really spoiling us...

-- dmr, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 17:46 (1 minute ago) Link

good call - hate this thread title

and what, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 17:54 (eighteen years ago)

Batman carries on beginning in ... The Dark Knight

Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 18:05 (eighteen years ago)

Too portentous.

Nicole, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 18:08 (eighteen years ago)

"Can I say you're my girlfriend on Facebook?"

omar little, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 21:39 (eighteen years ago)

Basically, Facebook, the "MySpace" for posh students only...

-- mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, June 27, 2006 7:19 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

deej, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 21:43 (eighteen years ago)

title+first post does it

deej, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 21:44 (eighteen years ago)

guys ljag suggests new excelsior thread title

"I have taken the LOL to the park and we have played the EXCELSIOR"

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 21:45 (eighteen years ago)

does it belong here instead

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

can he just be unbanned already

gr8080, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 21:48 (eighteen years ago)

Where is MOST favorite thread titles thread?

WHO IN THIS BITCH HAS A CASSINGLE OF "WHO'S JOHNNY" BY EL DeBARGE???

nickalicious, Thursday, 27 March 2008 16:20 (eighteen years ago)

POST YO MUXTAPE

gr8080, Thursday, 27 March 2008 19:15 (eighteen years ago)

commendation for outstanding service to human race: resident advisor

le fopp pt 2

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 19:35 (eighteen years ago)

Why is everyone not going totally bonkers about the junior boys?

deej, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 19:51 (eighteen years ago)

2008 Primaries Thread 4 : The kissing and making up and the 'Vote for this person OK THX BYE!"

AAAARGH

That mong guy that's shit, Friday, 4 April 2008 13:44 (eighteen years ago)

wouldn't take that lying down, americans.

banriquit, Friday, 4 April 2008 13:48 (eighteen years ago)

IT IS GROUT

That mong guy that's shit, Friday, 4 April 2008 13:50 (eighteen years ago)

2008 Primaries Thread 4 : The kissing and making up and the 'Vote for this person OK THX BYE!"

AAAARGH

-- That mong guy that's shit, Friday, April 4, 2008 9:44 AM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

came here to post this

and what, Friday, 4 April 2008 14:00 (eighteen years ago)

Superhero Filmmakers: Where's Our Watchmen?

s1ocki, Sunday, 6 April 2008 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

THE POLL END THEORY

and what, Thursday, 10 April 2008 16:39 (eighteen years ago)

tru

Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 10 April 2008 17:40 (eighteen years ago)

Nude Fucking vs. Clothed Fucking

s1ocki, Thursday, 10 April 2008 20:17 (eighteen years ago)

so yes the LOLRUS returns! ILX festival 2008 22nd June Brixton Windmill!

banriquit, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 08:37 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/NewAnswersControllerServlet?boardid=40

and what, Thursday, 17 April 2008 12:43 (eighteen years ago)

MARMITE RULZ AND VEGEMITE SUX SHIT

J0rdan S., Saturday, 19 April 2008 18:17 (eighteen years ago)

Has Any Music Ever *BURSTED WITH JOY* to the Same Extent as Early Beatles Songs Such as "I Want to Hold Your Hand" and "Please Please Me?"

and what, Thursday, 24 April 2008 16:25 (eighteen years ago)

ha that one.

s1ocki, Thursday, 24 April 2008 16:50 (eighteen years ago)

I mean, I think YOU"RE full of B.S. if you refuse to acknowledge that I was talking about a particular kind of bursting with joy that has NOTHING to do with "Legs" by ZZ Top.

-- Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Tuesday, July 19, 2005 5:42 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

s1ocki, Thursday, 24 April 2008 16:50 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

Chicago: I'm going to eat you [Started by chicago kevin, last updated 11 seconds ago] (I Love Everything) 61 new answers

gff, Thursday, 29 May 2008 20:54 (eighteen years ago)

Kevin took that from the name of a new record by the band Chicago.

Eazy, Thursday, 29 May 2008 22:52 (eighteen years ago)

I got Chicago XXXII in the mail today!

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Friday, 30 May 2008 10:47 (eighteen years ago)

# I'm tired of a world without Sleater-Kinney [Started by Johnny Fever, last updated 1 hour ago] 87 new answers

^ Wins the special "Go cry, emo kid" award

kenan, Monday, 2 June 2008 17:06 (eighteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

No thread on the Girl Talk album, surely some mistake

some dude, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 20:59 (eighteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

The most FUCK YOU concert you ever attended from a normally non FUCK YOU band. Tell me it.

banriquit, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 22:29 (seventeen years ago)

People that enjoy the musical stylings of Mike Patton need to get the fuck off the planet

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 22:37 (seventeen years ago)

Best Arguments for Miscegenation: The Biracial Hotties Thread!

Steve Shasta, Thursday, 3 July 2008 00:34 (seventeen years ago)

And a corollary -- what do ALL Y'ALL look like?

just hate the word corollary, though. it's a butt ugly word.

jed_, Thursday, 3 July 2008 11:37 (seventeen years ago)

Why is everyone not going totally bonkers about the junior boys?

sarahell, Sunday, 30 October 2022 00:35 (three years ago)

Yeah the extremely wordy titles with multiple negatives and posed as questions make me IA.

Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 30 October 2022 15:25 (three years ago)

Lol

Regex Dwight (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 30 October 2022 15:40 (three years ago)

So, Does Everyone Hate Cass McCombs?

corrs unplugged, Sunday, 30 October 2022 15:42 (three years ago)

Well played Doc.

Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 30 October 2022 15:51 (three years ago)

oh that actually is a link to the actual thread lol

sarahell, Sunday, 30 October 2022 16:03 (three years ago)

six months pass...

i saw mommy kissing santos (george)

Kim Kimberly, Wednesday, 10 May 2023 00:34 (three years ago)

i saw mommy kissing santos (george)

― Kim Kimberly, Tuesday, May 9, 2023 7:34 PM (three days ago) bookmarkflaglink

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 12 May 2023 17:15 (three years ago)

that thread title is tremendous, speaking as somebody doesn't gaf about santos (george)

contrapuntal aversion (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 May 2023 17:17 (three years ago)

tremendously labored

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 12 May 2023 17:21 (three years ago)

out of character amongst the laconic restraint of the average us pol thread title maybe

contrapuntal aversion (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 May 2023 17:32 (three years ago)

I really don’t think the creator of

Has there ever been one of those "who wants to play the drums?" moments in a concert where the guy just trainwrecks?

and

Find me (1) a Grateful Dead lyric (2) that could be a band name (3) but is not already taken by a jam band or dead tribute. Half credit if it's taken, but by a band that has nothing to do with the De

And ofc

Please please recommend me some non-embarrassing duets I can do with my female coworker at the office christmas party

has anything to say about anyone else’s thread titles.

Everybody's gonna get what they got coming (gyac), Friday, 12 May 2023 17:37 (three years ago)

lmao

mark s is an all-time thread titler of course

ꙮ (map), Friday, 12 May 2023 17:41 (three years ago)

i like the title, it's the right amount of goofiness for a grifter so ridiculous, and it makes me hum the title

Qeq-hauau-ent-pehui (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 May 2023 19:22 (three years ago)

one year passes...

The Cunt With The Bell: Resurrection - EFL+ 24/25

Defund Phil Collins (Tom D.), Saturday, 24 August 2024 18:53 (one year ago)

we needed something, season was starting in a few minutes, didn't want to make it a reference to one of the usual subjects. 'Wrexham aren't going up again' nobody wants this

imago, Saturday, 24 August 2024 19:08 (one year ago)

it's fine for me if someone does an ad hoc thread title on the quick whip before some snidey prem fan get's in there first! TCWTB abides

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, 24 August 2024 21:20 (one year ago)

two weeks pass...

I have had it up to here waiting for the Beatles catalogue to be remastered

sarahell, Friday, 13 September 2024 05:47 (one year ago)

you could have gone with 'I have had it up to here with "I have had it up to here waiting for the Beatles catalogue to be remastered"' but I respect the consistency in the distaste for the phrasing

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Friday, 13 September 2024 16:29 (one year ago)

four months pass...

Kendrick Lamar will kill your favorite rapper for money

- tauheed & cambria (J0rdan S.), Monday, August 13, 2012

Kendrick Lamar will kill your favorite rapper for money

- congratulations (n/a), Friday, July 5, 2013

Know its been mentioned a bunch of times but argh that kendrick lamar one

- Treeship, Wednesday, October 16, 2013

visiting, Monday, 10 February 2025 22:04 (one year ago)

he started it
https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3s3q13I3t1r8cxu5o1_500.png

corrs unplugged, Tuesday, 11 February 2025 08:47 (one year ago)

nine months pass...

Things you hate that are not socially acceptable to hate

na (NA), Wednesday, 19 November 2025 18:34 (seven months ago)

I see you

Now read it backwards. (dog latin), Wednesday, 19 November 2025 20:12 (seven months ago)

I don’t understand that thread … it looks like people hating things that are socially acceptable to hate.

sarahell, Thursday, 20 November 2025 18:58 (seven months ago)

It seems to have lost its purpose somewhere.

Remo Palmieri: The Adventure Begins (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 20 November 2025 18:59 (seven months ago)

ILX realized it's the children who are wrong

Edward Albee Sure (Neanderthal), Thursday, 20 November 2025 19:07 (seven months ago)

thread titles you hate that are not socially acceptable to hate

jennyTina (map), Thursday, 20 November 2025 19:42 (seven months ago)

three months pass...

Reverse Tracheotomy

Kim Kimberly, Friday, 20 February 2026 21:14 (four months ago)

like what is that even

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 20 February 2026 23:48 (four months ago)

It’s whatevef

jus au rascal (wins), Saturday, 21 February 2026 06:51 (four months ago)

two months pass...

tell me about your regional brewery that's pushing 100 years (or more) and is known for their lager

imago, Friday, 15 May 2026 18:18 (one month ago)


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