TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY DESERT FIEND, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE ST

Glory Days -- the story of a disaster

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2008/05/19/theater/Glory2650.jpg

Because everyone having lame reunions in bleachers wears a microphone.

How's passing strange doing cashwise, anyways? Barely puffin along?

i think they are slowly getting a little better. it was REALLY rough for a while. i think the advertising is killing it... sorry, but with a cast of really hot people, why would you plaster stew all over the greater metropolitan area's transit system?

i hate kate too because she's so goddamn perfect looking.

nahhhh. she has the teeth of a 10 year old boy.

rest of lost women, all of itr>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>kate

I'm sorry, the only woman on Lost who isn't A++++++++++++++++++++ smokin' hot is Rousseau.

Also: Glory Days: 2 Men, 1 Restroom

Huh, I thought that you were bored silly by Claire. Apparently not THAT bored.

that's GLORY HOLE danno

John Waters's next musical.

oh dear.

bump for freaking about in-class final because it requires doing a bunch of stuff i normally do in excel, but for final am only allowed a calculator.

tehresa, I fear that if you put us together and gave us a bottle of vodka, we might go on a mad spree of academic mayhem, possibly involving fire, a pile of textbooks, and burning profs in effigy

Huh, I thought that you were bored silly by Claire.

Claire is only not hot in the odd microcosm that is Ridiculously Hot Women On "Lost".

actually i have been planning a ceremonial burning of a certain prof's handouts that come with this evil evil motto on the front page of each one. he is an ass.

http://en.wikinews.org/wiki/Toxic_stench_of_rotting_corpses_drives_Russian_doomsday_group_from_cave

yuk

ps: thanks everyone for being awesome on this board

No, thank YOU!

No, thank me!

Remember folks, in Johnese "thank you" is a synonym for "give me a 'happy ending'"; tread with caution.

Thankss John! (for everyone's awesomeness)

And John lived happily ever after

the end

John's end = even happier.

that's not nice Ned. :)

for a minute (well, seven) I thought Abbott was putting an end to this thread and that it was overrr. that was a scary 7 minutes.

Thank you all for being awesome, even John.

gross

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Vt_tv7t79WY

YOU GUYS THIS IS URGENT AND KEY

He's right, you know.

I too am thankful for this thread!

John says "gross" a lot, did anyone notice that?

I feel sure that I could write a nursing diagnosis for him. Other than "crazy drunk guy," I mean.

Dan, I am saving your youtube link to revive me later. (STILL WRITING...)

suzy - HI! Confession: sometimes I read what you write about what your mother says about politics on the politics thread and it makes me want to have you conference me in on your calls.

Phillip Seymour Hoffman in "CLINGFILM: A Roy Orbison Cling-film"

oops wrong thread lols?

lolololololololol

Inside teh mind of Abbott.

New thread of amazement:

flying penis attacks Gary Kasparov

Sara, politics thread needs estrogen BAD but if your ITR loyalty precludes I can understand, life is too short.

My mom was unusually resentful of MIchelle Obama today, which makes me grrrr. I think that she's jealous of her opportunities and can't understand how someone of her background and need to keep it real might well express ambivalence about her country in the same way that half of America does every day. BTW my mom gave really fatuous examples of American things to be proud of when I asked her to name same. Coup de grace was she felt it was time to get the stylist in as Jackie O clothes look better on shorter people with smaller butts.

lol "need estrogen? call SARA!"

It isn't my loyalty to ITR; it's more my insane school thing that keeps me from even reading the primary thread much, much less participating in it. A few weeks and I'll be free! But I might be asleep for a month, so no promises. ;)

Your mom sounds like a hoot, tbh, but I can see where you'd be grrrrrrr about her comments.

My mom is a koooky Republican and she told me she thinks Cindy McCain looks like a "trophy wife." (McCain is "not conservative enough" for my mother's taste.)

good morning itr! i hate mornings when i'm sick. i feel gross.

hi ruby. kate from lost has horse teeth/10 year old boy teeth

my two front teeth are slightly crossed

tbh these aren't the best teeth either
http://i26.tinypic.com/oub3x5.jpg

god that is the most alarming thing in the world

People are too uptight on the politics threads, and I don't want to get in on a dick waving contest cz there's gonna be backlash.

I would listen to the new incarnation of that album.

RR - I'm sorry you are still ill and I hope you get better soon!

I feel like I'm about to get sick, too. Hmmmm, I wonder WHY

Abbott, for a second I thought you wanted to listen to the album called "dick waving contest cz there's gonna be backlash."

And I really questioned that.

dick waving vs. dick flying

Flying! I hope it tries to defeat him at chess.

"...you're supposed to ring the bell."

"Oh right."

*DONG*

"Oh dear."