flying penis attacks Gary Kasparov

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/World/Kasparov_launches_Russian_opposition_assembly/articleshow/3049762.cms

As Kasparov spoke a toy penis with wings buzzed across the hall and around him.

¯\(°_o)/¯

flying penis attacks Gary Kasparov

Someone get the EVIL GUIDE DOG in that photo.

lol russia

Evil Guide Dog, Roy Orbison in clingfilm, and now this. Reality is coming apart at the seams.

It's funny when a leading dissident in a quasi-fascist state is attacked with a dick joke.

IT WASN'T ME, OKAY

gabbneb otm

flying penis attacks Gary Kasparov

hi dere future googlers

hi dere future Internet-searching agents of the ФСБ

I can't wait to see how the UK papers deal with this tomorrow.

the video is amazing!

gif of king kong slapping penis-chopper down

Will we be able to buy these from Fireb0x? I mean, it wouldn't be the most useless item they sell.

It's funny when a leading dissident in a quasi-fascist state is attacked with a dick joke.

-- gabbneb, Monday, 19 May 2008 22:56 (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Kinda sad, but mainly lol

I can't wait to see how the UK papers deal with this tomorrow.

dong to king 4?

Exposed bishop

Porn Takes Queen

phall-mate

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_chess_openings

hung piece

NO, DEEZ NUTZ

X_x

security guard smackdown is A+++ would lol again

dude just below the glans has something on his chin

that motherfucker totally knew it to you could see it in his stride xp

I'm living in films for the sake of Russia
http://files.sharenator.com/E78E832C_FB47_42D4_9156_2E0ECCA7734-s580x386-1893-580.jpg
A Kino Runner for the DDR

the next one is going to have a bomb attached

jizzbomb

Who is making these custom penis flyers, and where can I buy one??

i have avoided this thread all day and now i regret it

flying penis attacks Gary Kasparov

the next one is going to have a bomb attached

that was presumably the message, at least

The mystery of TE's homemade vibrator REVEALED

roflcoptr cockblock

hey, what if the next state killing takes place on US soil?

the whole story's made up, it's a giant phallusy

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I haven't seen news in months that has made me as happy as this.

Sometimes it takes a flying penis to shake you out of dull complacency and remind you that ours is indeed a grand universe.

A couple of pro-Kremlin Young Russia activists added to the commotion at the event by launching plastic phallus on propellers, which were knocked out of the air by security guards.

moscow times

OBAMA/FLYING PENIS '08

inamorty
Rank: #127
That security dude dealt with that cock swiftly. Almost too swiftly...
Posted: 2 hours ago EditReply

They had to beat off those pranksters, I hear.

flying penis attacks Gary Kasparov

the response was flaccid

Let no one say glasnost and perestroika were not helpful to modern Russia.

Kasparov seemed mildly amused and then the security guards got all harsh.

There is a long tradition of russian helicopters with coaxial rotors:

http://www.defencetalk.com/pictures/data/3841/medium/az_ka-52_4_m-1.jpg

Peniscopter is obviously part of this tradition.

Not to ruin the magic -- really, I still think it's kind of genius and the young people who built it are going places -- but the whole mechanism was pre-existing. Like this, where the tail rotor is just decorative anyway.

And yes, I agree that in context it isn't so funny, really.

inamorty
Rank: #127
That security dude TOOK THAT COCK DOWN HARDCORE! DAMN!!
Posted: 2 hours ago EditReply

fixed.

I was hoping he'd come up with a decent one-liner to handle the situation:

For those interested, when it happens, Garry says "We have to be thankful for the opposition's demonstration of the type of discourse we can anticipate. Also, apparently most of their arguments are located beneath the belt." Someone in the audience says, "Finally the political power shows its face!" and Garry says "Well, if that's its face..." to laughter from the audience.

Not quite as good as David Niven, but it'll do.

better than most of those puns upthread

but, then again, flying penis attacks Gary Kasparov

I sent this link to one of my coworkers, who basically was all, "oh that's funny, but I can see why they'd be so concerned- OMG IT'S A PENIS LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL I WANT ONE FOR THE OFFICE"

heliknobter

http://i25.tinypic.com/2rmqtfo.gif

Thank you for that. It's even more surreal as a moving image.

http://xs.to/xs.php?h=xs127&d=08225&f=kasparov549.png

flying penis attacks Gary Kasparov

flying penis attacks Gary Kasparov

grandmasturbation

penis to Queen's P0rn

They could go one better and get one of those three foot inflatable penises popular on hen nights, fill it with helium, and attach the helicopter mechanism.

http://www.lastnightoffreedom.co.uk/images/shop/inflatable-willy-action.gif

And if that's not big enough, there's a six foot version as well.

dude

flying penis attacks Gary Kasparov

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_kViF1FAt6Zw/Sw6nyAGrAMI/AAAAAAAABDc/vLrgo3gqSjc/s1600/Tareq,+Vice+President+Biden+&+Michaele+Salahi.jpg

crashing dicks attack Joe Biden

I'd also attach a video camera to the, er, nose, and chase people with it.

flying Gary Kasparov attacks penis

kasparov security guard takes bishop. checkmate.

flying penis attacks Gary Kasparov

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20051114090351/uncyclopedia/images/7/7e/Flying-penis-beast.jpg

flying penis attacks Gary Kasparov

say it out loud

roll it around a little

ok wtf is up with the flying penis beast

flying penis attacks Gary Kasparov

before clicking I really thought this thread is about some kind of a chess move, oh well

Yeah, there should really be a move called the flying penis attack if not why not

usually the person who uses that move has already lost the game

Better than 'Bashing The Bishop'.

Those cocks are at it again: http://www.newrepublic.com/article/116460/wooden-cock-putin-critics-car-russia

http://s3.postimg.org/rly86v7lf/woodencock.jpg

flying penis attacks Gary Kasparov

http://i.imgur.com/fFIl7ru.gif

http://www.stereogum.com/1805139/enrique-iglesias-sliced-his-fingers-on-a-drone-and-finished-his-concert-covered-in-blood/news/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0W-l4V-yxBU

http://i.imgur.com/eVZ5Px0.jpg

flying penis attacks Gary Kasparov

this is flying penis attacks Gary Gasparov

i can't believe this happened over 8 years ago

same; i also can't believe i was posting here over 8 years ago

this is one of those rare events that transcends our perception of three-dimensional spacetime. it is in fact happening everywhere at all times

https://i.imgur.com/3lycabC.gif

it's kind of amazing that the subsystem that makes you blink doesn't also tell the rest of you to dodge, not even a little bit.

'is first'

flying penis attacks Gary Kasparov

not often enough tho