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Last on Sunday, 10 September 2023 00:01

ACH! DOONTOON [Started by Make the chats AI (Neanderthal) in September 2023, last updated two weeks ago by System] POLL results

Last on Thursday, 17 August 2023 04:04

Corey Hanson: Western Cum [Started by earosmith (Neanderthal) in August 2023, last updated one month ago by underwater as a compliment (Eazy)]

Last on Monday, 24 July 2023 16:09

Dear bachelorette I helped fish out of Boston Harbor Saturday night: [Started by talkin' about his flat tire (DJP) in November 2021, last updated two months ago by Some people call me Maurice Chevalier (Ye Mad Puffin)]

Last on Tuesday, 4 July 2023 00:01

I AM A PEEHOLE MAN [Started by the new drip king (DJP) in June 2023, last updated two months ago by System] POLL results

Last on Saturday, 11 February 2023 10:48

Hail Satan? [Started by waiting for a czar to fall (Neanderthal) in February 2023, last updated seven months ago by imago] POLL results

Last on Wednesday, 8 February 2023 19:58

ITT DJP plays Dungeons and Dragons for the first time EVER [Started by brigadier pudding (DJP) in August 2019, last updated seven months ago by sleeve]

Last on Sunday, 9 October 2022 23:20

Pumpkin spice has gone too far [Started by castanuts (DJP) in October 2022, last updated eleven months ago by J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi)]

Last on Monday, 5 September 2022 20:05

[NOT WORKSAFE] HI DERE--WHAT IS AWESOME? [Started by Lingbert in November 2007, last updated one year ago by When Harpo Played His ARP (James Redd and the Blecchs)]

Last on Tuesday, 26 July 2022 18:53

THE BIBLE SLIDE [Started by brigadier pudding (DJP) in December 2019, last updated one year ago by diamonddave85 (diamonddave85)]

Last on Monday, 18 July 2022 17:28

I cackled [Started by 80's hair metal , and good praise music ! (DJP) in June 2021, last updated one year ago by the cat needs to start paying for its own cbd (map)]

Last on Tuesday, 5 July 2022 23:17

THIS IS THE THREAD WHERE WE CHEER ON SARCASTIC THREAD TITLES [Started by O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten) in November 2010, last updated one year ago by castanuts (DJP)]

Last on Tuesday, 10 May 2022 16:43

is this book good [Started by | (Latham Green) in February 2022, last updated one year ago by Deez NFTs (Neanderthal)]

Last on Tuesday, 5 April 2022 15:46

IS THE FILM "BOOM!" WRITTEN BY TENNESSEE WILLIAMS AND STARRING ELIZABETH TAYLOR AND RICHARD BURTON AND NOEL COWARD AND A MIDGET THE ULTIMATE ITR FILM? [Started by Ned Raggett in March 2008, last updated one year ago by Came Here to Roll the Microscope (James Redd and the Blecchs)]

Last on Monday, 21 February 2022 00:01

DON'T SLEEP, I AM IN DANGER AND THREAT BY THE SIDE FLAT, INSPECT CAREFULLY AND WE CAN HELP AND SUPPORT [Started by Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map) in February 2022, last updated one year ago by System] POLL results

Last on Friday, 18 February 2022 19:03

all-time hall of fame [Started by HI DERE in March 2008, last updated one year ago by castanuts (DJP)]

Last on Friday, 17 December 2021 04:26

when I dip you dip we dip [Started by gr8080 in December 2007, last updated one year ago by calstars]

Last on Tuesday, 20 April 2021 12:51

SO U MOVING TO HSTNGS! PACK A AMPULE OF ANTIVENOM AND A FACK FULL OF EMINEM [Started by just malorted a little bit in my mouth (jjjusten) in June 2011, last updated two years ago by 80's hair metal , and good praise music ! (DJP)]

Last on Thursday, 15 April 2021 06:26

WA WA NEE ARE A FORGOTTEN MUSICAL TREASURE [Started by I loves you, PORGI (DJP) in November 2012, last updated two years ago by terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl)]

Last on Sunday, 21 March 2021 14:28

Best song in this video of a senior choir doing hip-hop [Started by Rachel Luther Queen (DJP) in April 2017, last updated two years ago by davey] POLL results

Last on Tuesday, 23 February 2021 19:28

MC Hammer uses Twitter [Started by HI DERE in June 2008, last updated two years ago by Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP)]

Last on Tuesday, 26 January 2021 14:28

I heard this in 2017, I liked it [Started by (The caption: “fine dining.”) (DJP) in January 2017, last updated two years ago by Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP)]

Last on Monday, 25 January 2021 21:12

I have found The Perfect Tweet [Started by shout-out to his family (DJP) in August 2020, last updated two years ago by Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP)]

Last on Friday, 15 January 2021 02:49

thread for tombot to update every time he gets a bit of a drink on and suddenly realizes the entire human race would be better off dead [Started by El Tomboto in March 2008, last updated two years ago by El Tomboto]

Last on Friday, 1 January 2021 22:51

[NOT WORKSAFE] ROLLING THIS POSTER IS A DICK I WOULD LIKE TO VENT ABOUT THEM KNOWING THAT MY EFFORTS WILL BE FUTILE THREAD [Started by John Justen in November 2007, last updated two years ago by sarahell]

Last on Friday, 13 November 2020 14:37

[LOCKED] boob jobs on men [Started by max r in October 2007, last updated two years ago by Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal)]

Last on Monday, 26 October 2020 18:40

please help me parse this fuc [Started by DJP in February 2011, last updated two years ago by shout-out to his family (DJP)]

Last on Wednesday, 30 September 2020 15:23

Ban John Justen [Started by Bo Jackson Overdrive in December 2007, last updated two years ago by shout-out to his family (DJP)]

Last on Wednesday, 9 September 2020 23:50

[NOT WORKSAFE] HELP! My friend stuck his hand in my deep fryer [Started by Richard 3 in January 2008, last updated three years ago by Neanderthal]

Last on Wednesday, 26 August 2020 13:10

This poll is a mystery [Started by shout-out to his family (DJP) in August 2020, last updated three years ago by Isinglass Ponys (James Redd and the Blecchs)] POLL results

Last on Saturday, 22 August 2020 18:15

"eat my piss" vs "drink my poop": which phrase do you think has more google results? guess now and then click for the answer [Started by the burrito that defined a generation in August 2020, last updated three years ago by the burrito that defined a generation]

Last on Thursday, 20 August 2020 19:02

[h]Do tags work in thread titles[/h] [Started by shout-out to his family (DJP) in August 2020, last updated three years ago by no ifs, no buts, no scampo nation (Noodle Vague)]

Last on Wednesday, 19 August 2020 22:48

Screaming into the void [Started by shout-out to his family (DJP) in August 2020, last updated three years ago by Kate (rushomancy)]

Last on Wednesday, 29 July 2020 16:33

it's wednesday [Started by i accidentally touched the nub and it was squishy (HI DERE) in January 2010, last updated three years ago by panburger partner (unregistered)]
itt post gibberish [Started by XVI Pedicabo eam (Neanderthal) in July 2020, last updated three years ago by doorstep jetski (dog latin)]
shhhhh secret thread to talk about music without getting into a high-pitched ilm shriekfest on whatever thread is going on atm [Started by I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten) in August 2011, last updated three years ago by Fuck the NRA (ulysses)]

Last on Tuesday, 14 July 2020 19:41

"Mail A Potato To Anyone In The US" [Started by shout-out to his family (DJP) in July 2020, last updated three years ago by Guayaquil (eephus!)]

Last on Tuesday, 23 June 2020 01:04

My internet legacy [Started by (so serious) (DJP) in June 2020, last updated three years ago by Stoop Crone (Trayce)]

Last on Sunday, 7 June 2020 21:27

bump this thread whenever you think about clicking on the Biden thread and then think "... nah" [Started by DJP in April 2020, last updated three years ago by Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length)]

Last on Tuesday, 28 April 2020 05:53

Why America Is Losing The Toilet Race [Started by totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP) in February 2020, last updated three years ago by Stoop Crone (Trayce)]

Last on Thursday, 9 April 2020 16:51

The third thumb [Started by DJP in April 2020, last updated three years ago by DJP]

Last on Wednesday, 1 April 2020 17:36

WHOSE FUCKING ARM IS THAT????????? [Started by HI DERE in January 2008, last updated three years ago by DJP] POLL results

Last on Friday, 28 February 2020 21:06

*OC [Started by totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP) in February 2020, last updated three years ago by totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP)]

Last on Thursday, 23 January 2020 19:54

TMZ claims Urkel punched a woman in the breast implant [Started by "Don't forget to bring a juggalo towel!" (HI DERE) in July 2010, last updated three years ago by mark s]

Last on Monday, 6 January 2020 16:08

January 14th is the FEAST OF THE ASS [Started by totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP) in January 2020, last updated three years ago by 'Sly Cooper' Movie Breaking Into Theaters In 2016 (bizarro gazzara)]

Last on Friday, 20 December 2019 19:07

MAKE RUBYREDD'S DAY [Started by HI DERE in April 2008, last updated three years ago by mookieproof]

Last on Monday, 16 December 2019 19:48

BAN LOUIS JAGGER [Started by Dom Passantino in June 2007, last updated three years ago by Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac)]

Last on Wednesday, 4 December 2019 03:49

Best song on McGruff's SMART KIDS Album [Started by brigadier pudding (DJP) in September 2019, last updated three years ago by Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal)] POLL results

Last on Saturday, 14 September 2019 00:36

Come Anticipate With Me The Return Of Louis Jagger [Started by That one guy that hit it and quit it in January 2008, last updated four years ago by provisional ilx (darraghmac)] POLL results

Last on Friday, 16 August 2019 21:43

This is the best Medium article I have ever read [Started by brigadier pudding (DJP) in August 2019, last updated four years ago by Colonel Poo]

Last on Thursday, 25 July 2019 01:41

fuck Hertz [Started by brigadier pudding (DJP) in July 2019, last updated four years ago by ☮ (peace, man)]

Last on Wednesday, 6 March 2019 00:55

People I sang with in college (list thread) [Started by ¶ (DJP) in October 2016, last updated four years ago by GDPR vs GAPDY (DJP)]

Last on Thursday, 3 May 2018 15:27

suggested Facebook groups I will never ever join [Started by Everyone is awful except you. Wait, no, you are also awful. (jjjusten) in August 2014, last updated five years ago by how's life]

Last on Tuesday, 27 March 2018 12:52

It's a DJP dance party [Started by Embalming is a flirty business (DJP) in February 2018, last updated five years ago by JB]

Last on Thursday, 7 December 2017 17:09

Describe What nu-ILX is like to you [Started by grady in February 2007, last updated five years ago by infinity (∞)]

Last on Tuesday, 31 October 2017 16:50

Happy Halloween [Started by Marcus Hiles Remains Steadfast About Planting Trees.jpg (DJP) in October 2017, last updated five years ago by nxd]

Last on Tuesday, 10 October 2017 15:25

DJP's Spotify Time Capsule [Started by Marcus Hiles Remains Steadfast About Planting Trees.jpg (DJP) in October 2017, last updated five years ago by Marcus Hiles Remains Steadfast About Planting Trees.jpg (DJP)] POLL results

Last on Friday, 29 September 2017 19:56

Rolling interests associated with muddin' on Myspace thread [Started by I want L'interieur chicken, not Hausu chicken (jjjusten) in June 2012, last updated five years ago by nomar]

Last on Friday, 14 July 2017 14:29

I am not sure what PETA was thinking here [Started by a butt groove but for feet (DJP) in June 2017, last updated six years ago by ramen play on 10 (Noodle Vague)]

Last on Saturday, 1 July 2017 14:45

striking article headlines [Started by DJP in April 2015, last updated six years ago by The Saga of Rodney Stooksbury (rushomancy)]

Last on Thursday, 11 May 2017 17:57

Happy Mother's Day [Started by PJD PDJ DPJ (DJP) in May 2017, last updated six years ago by PJD PDJ DPJ (DJP)]

Last on Friday, 5 May 2017 15:27

May the Fourth/Revenge of the Fifth [Started by her squamous hamhocks (DJP) in May 2017, last updated six years ago by her squamous hamhocks (DJP)]

Last on Monday, 1 May 2017 16:46

BEST FAMOUS PERSON HI DERE HAS SLEPT WITH [Started by Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE) in March 2009, last updated six years ago by How many gigabyte is in trilobites (Old Lunch)] POLL results

Last on Sunday, 9 April 2017 19:15

High Risk Merchant Categories [Started by El Tomboto in December 2016, last updated six years ago by The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto)] POLL results

Last on Wednesday, 29 March 2017 04:38

If you would like a perplexing day, search for "otherkin" on Twitter [Started by Rachel Luther Queen (DJP) in March 2017, last updated six years ago by Stoop Crone (Trayce)]

Last on Friday, 3 February 2017 18:26

I am posting this dumb news story instead of screaming with impotent rage [Started by ornate orchestral arrangements (DJP) in February 2017, last updated six years ago by ornate orchestral arrangements (DJP)]

Last on Monday, 30 January 2017 18:09

I heard this in 2016, I liked it [Started by Very selfish, and very ironic (DJP) in January 2016, last updated six years ago by A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses)]

Last on Saturday, 10 December 2016 22:39

John went to the bar [Started by HI DERE in May 2008, last updated six years ago by splendor in the ASS (rip van wanko)]

Last on Wednesday, 22 June 2016 21:02

this is THE VOICE!!! ...thread [Started by Thu'um gang (jjjusten) in March 2012, last updated seven years ago by nomar]

Last on Wednesday, 1 June 2016 17:33

I need a weird news thread [Started by DJP in June 2016, last updated seven years ago by DJP]

Last on Tuesday, 15 March 2016 02:17

MARMITE RULZ AND VEGEMITE SUX SHIT [Started by Rubyredd in March 2008, last updated seven years ago by Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce)] POLL results

Last on Thursday, 25 February 2016 00:04

A Man Had His Body Photoshopped In 18 Countries To Examine Global Beauty Standards [Started by its subtle brume (DJP) in February 2016, last updated seven years ago by Sith Dog (El Tomboto)] POLL results

Last on Saturday, 30 January 2016 12:18

just putting this here so I don't forget - trad ILM EOY confusion thread [Started by a strawman stuffed with their collection of 12 cds (jjjusten) in January 2015, last updated seven years ago by how's life]

Last on Monday, 18 January 2016 21:35

ILX, SHOULD SARA MAIL DAN POOP? [Started by John Justen in December 2007, last updated seven years ago by a strawman stuffed with their collection of 12 cds (jjjusten)] POLL results

Last on Monday, 4 January 2016 06:44

I heard this in 2015, I liked it [Started by Let me help you out Charlie XCX fan (DJP) in January 2015, last updated seven years ago by Does that make you mutter, under your breath, “Damn”? (forksclovetofu)]

Last on Sunday, 3 January 2016 07:39

Rolling: Trying to not encounter violence in one's neighborhood bar thread [Started by lute bro (brimstead) in January 2016, last updated seven years ago by lute bro (brimstead)]

Last on Friday, 11 December 2015 20:21

Fuck you, Santa [Started by you're breaking the NAP (DJP) in December 2015, last updated seven years ago by racket from the coombes (wins)]

Last on Wednesday, 2 December 2015 20:45

it's realy sad, they were a Tiger Crew [Started by you're breaking the NAP (DJP) in December 2015, last updated seven years ago by you're breaking the NAP (DJP)]

Last on Wednesday, 25 November 2015 01:02

Full ‘Beaver’ moon Wednesday and Thanksgiving nights [Started by I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP) in November 2015, last updated seven years ago by Aimless]

Last on Wednesday, 15 July 2015 21:43

I heard this in 2015, it's terrible [Started by DJP in June 2015, last updated eight years ago by I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP)]

Last on Tuesday, 23 June 2015 13:06

"I hate my boss" [Started by I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP) in June 2015, last updated eight years ago by like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu)]

Last on Wednesday, 29 April 2015 19:35

I AM IN EUROPE [Started by (what was the purpose of that stupid costume) (DJP) in September 2013, last updated eight years ago by drash]

Last on Friday, 24 April 2015 19:56

binging on sad Cure songs, if you want me I'll be in my room [Started by DJP in April 2015, last updated eight years ago by Roberto Spiralli]

Last on Saturday, 18 April 2015 04:35

discovering family history [Started by they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP) in June 2013, last updated eight years ago by drash]

Last on Sunday, 12 April 2015 00:32

dear this past week [Started by DJP in April 2015, last updated eight years ago by Karl Malone]

Last on Tuesday, 17 February 2015 13:49

oh shit a bear [warning containz deadness] [Started by HI DERE in March 2008, last updated eight years ago by i ain't marchant anymore (unregistered)]

Last on Thursday, 30 October 2014 19:58

pick a song from this playlist and talk about how awesome it is [Started by 💪😈⚠️ (DJP) in October 2014, last updated eight years ago by kissaroo and Tyler, too (DJP)]
rolling "movies that have made me cry since I became a dad" thread [Started by yarn (jjjusten) in September 2014, last updated eight years ago by calstars]
THREAD TO ESTABLISH PERMANENT EMOTICON TO BE USED IN RESPONSE TO POSTS EXPOSING HATRED OF PERFECT FOODS SUCH AS CORN DOGS [Started by BLACK BEYONCE in August 2008, last updated eight years ago by the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu)]
Wisconsin Man Suffers 100 Unwanted Orgasms A Day [Started by 💪😈⚠️ (DJP) in September 2014, last updated eight years ago by john wahey (NickB)]

Last on Wednesday, 17 September 2014 13:32

sup [Started by stacked as fuck & imposing (DJP) in September 2014, last updated nine years ago by example (crüt)]

Last on Friday, 25 July 2014 20:25

what the hell, Katy Perry [Started by Star Gentle Uterus (DJP) in July 2014, last updated nine years ago by Star Gentle Uterus (DJP)]

Last on Wednesday, 9 July 2014 22:28

You Must Be [Started by deX! (DJP) in November 2013, last updated nine years ago by mattresslessness]

Last on Tuesday, 20 May 2014 19:52

best of DJP's favorite lyrical fragments from Barking [Started by chillin' on an "awesome pretzel" hoagie (DJP) in May 2014, last updated nine years ago by On-the-spot Dicespin (DJP)] POLL results

Last on Monday, 21 April 2014 18:37

what's going on with this place? [Started by paolo in April 2014, last updated nine years ago by carl agatha]
this is killing me [Started by Wahaca Flocka Flame (DJP) in April 2014, last updated nine years ago by Corpsepaint Counterpaint (jjjusten)]

Last on Sunday, 9 March 2014 05:47

catalog of songs my baby likes or hates [Started by Wendy Carlos Williams (jjjusten) in November 2013, last updated nine years ago by Corpsepaint Counterpaint (jjjusten)]

Last on Tuesday, 4 February 2014 15:07

GAY FOR PAY [Started by conkers in October 2013, last updated nine years ago by conkers]

Last on Monday, 13 January 2014 16:22

THIS IS THE THREAD WHERE WE CAN TALK ABOUT THAT BLOG THING WHAT DAN AND I DID WITHOUT HAVING IT IN THE MAINT THREAD TITTLE [Started by moved to the Home of Rest For Horses at Speen (jjjusten) in May 2009, last updated nine years ago by SHAUN (DJP)]

Last on Sunday, 5 January 2014 05:12

stuff people will not believe is good but i swear it is part 4: The new Cage the Elephant record [Started by Shaq Fu, I wont do what you tell me! (jjjusten) in August 2011, last updated nine years ago by lisa...Grampsy??? (Drugs A. Money)]

Last on Friday, 3 January 2014 04:08

Taking Sides: K9 Posse vs The Fu-Schnickens [Started by SHAUN (DJP) in December 2013, last updated nine years ago by softspool] POLL results

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