Least enticing thread titles

lol just looked up this thread to post the same thread

Best album from the 2017 ILM EOY album poll that received only ONE top 3 weighted vote

self-parody is a tricky skill

List some of your favorite records that turn 20 this year

The reality of Aldous Harding is perhaps even less enticing than the notion

alas I will never know

"whimsical antipodean gothstress aldous huxley"

a good 25% of the music I listen to is corny unchallenging singer-songwriter fluff, but this stuff is too bland even for me. if I'm in the mood for p4k-era freak folk, I'll listen to something truly fucked up like Spires That in Sunset Rise, not Feist in Wednesday Addams costume or whatever vibe she's going for

'weyes blood without the music' was my rough comparison

Dom't get the hate. This is good stuff:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xE-A0cNSLmc

Love that song. Do feel she’s a bit inconsistent, but the good stuff makes it worth it.

don't know why i started that thread. i never went back to the album. that said, i thought the song LBI just posted is pretty good

i have to be honest those long "detrius" movie thread titles kind of fall into this category

man, now I feel kinda bad :(

xp - I go back and forth, the movie thread titles attempt to be clever, but in a way they aren't much different than "Best album from the 2017 ILM EOY album poll that received only ONE top 3 weighted vote" which does have an honesty in its favor. I guess it depends how much you value truth in advertising

http://vizbloguk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Screen-Shot-2014-09-26-at-15.21.13.png

Counting the days until I am no longer confronted with the portmanteau "POLLcelina'

new charlie puth

https://crackmagazine.net/2018/08/listen-to-a-new-ambient-track-kaitlyn-aurelia-smith-created-using-field-recordings-from-a-mountain-hike-in-los-angeles

TAKE YOUR RITALIN

Chairlift - Bruises (This year's "Heartbeats"/"Young Folks")

Baby Bird reforms!

Get Naked (I Got A POLL): ILM's Top 100 ALBUMS Of The 00's

it is potentially the least enticing thread with a reference to nudity in the title

i lolled but also i've got to bet that somewhere in the archives ILX can outdo that re: enticement and nudity

I challenge you to find it!

hey, i'm a busy oh never mind

... actually, it probably would be another ILM poll thread and then it would just be a question of which poll was least enticing

Naked Chef: Pukka or Shite?

Coldplay's nude direction

I'm in love with the nude girl on the cover of The Madcap Laughs

more enticing: shorter and had pictures of food

this shirt/minidress from thailand with a pic of a nude adam levine on it

Buck naked or butt naked

actual thread content is outside the remit of this thread

next two: more enticing

ok, both those last two thread titles are way more enticing

i think you're probably right tbf

this is close:
Let It Be...Naked -- Pazz & Jop 03?

Admittedly a lazy pick but I have no idea who Bob Weir is nor any interest in finding out what his 'prolem' is:

what the hell is Bob Weir's prolem?

Dance naked you pansies

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i would have put this one on the list, but i ironically appreciate these threads now:
Nude MSU math professor, what's on your iPhone?

yeah when i was searching i deliberately left out the iPhone ones :D

granted I confined my searches to ILM

maybe?
The Emperor is Finally Naked (started by g@bbneb (gabbneb)

certainly it doesn't entice

tho maybe 'neb refers to his dick as "The Emperor" and then ... maybe it would be worth a look?

We don't really care about a nude woman playing Snow White, dancing, having sex with a dildo, screaming her head off and singing along to music by Styx, Beyoncé, Mary J. Blige and Pat Benatar, do we?

xp lol

Speaking as a neophyte, what makes gabbneb such a legend 'round these parts?

He excelled at creating least enticing thread titles, for one.