BEST THREAD ON ILX: Part ONE - The Nominations

That will only be the best thread on ILX after the bears win.

People Who Put More Salt On Their Food Before Even Tasting It

Most consistently entertaining thread over the years*:
Let's bitch about our stupid, annoying co-workers

*this maybe due to the fact that I do most my ilx'ing at the office

this was quite popular i seem to recall

what's the one with the homo-erotic sports imagery? that one's all time blood diamonds respek knuckles yoga flame.

-- Edward III

One of my all time favourites. Never any shortage of new material.

Favorite unintentionally homoerotic sports imagery

that WAHT IS MOST AWESOMEST thread has definite potential, as long as Kerm and jhoshea keep up the good work.

there should be a separate category for best one-two punch of thread title/first post

ORNALDO BLOOMPS FOR PRESIDETN
This is the thread where I sing along to "Da Funk"
My little sister got a new job finally. At Hooters.

I have, like, no gay friends in town. original gay thread

Credit to Heave Ho for pointing this one out:

how do you tell a squirrel "those are my nuts"

tynan thread seconded

i want to change my password for ILX

A car alarm keeps going off outside my house....what should I do?

Yes, it's the return of CHILLING OUT WITH THE ILX KREW!!
and
Get yer flasks and bobble hats out because it's ILXORS ON PARADE!

Can't believe this all-time classic comedy gold thread hasn't been mentioned:
TS: Most Retarded-Looking Barenaked Ladies Member on This Album Cover

Barenaked Ladies thread is brilliant.

YES

+ ILX The Book, obv

what's the one on nb where ethan harrasses hapless soulseekers?

NO. (☃)

Among the many threads of hilarity, inspired bickering and general WTFness that have been nominated here, I would like to nominate a kinder, gentler thread, in the off hope that all the white couches, Lysol douches and photoshopped insanity will split the vote and leave room for a dark horse to walk away with the honors:

A thread where you commission a poem from ILE

NO. (☃) seconded.

i dont even see ethan on that thread

What's the format going to be for this, anyway? Classic ILX email poll or nuILX autopoll? I'm hoping for the former, and maybe even a pre-polling thread where we argue the merits of the finalists.

is there a definitive fake dr. morbius thread?

y'all ready for this? seconded

i dont even see ethan on that thread

that's because it was cutty abusing hapless s!skers, my bad...

second or thirding "My mother's incredibly stupid ex-husband"

gaydiohead x 1000.

i can't remember what it was called, but i loved the hari ashburton thread where he catalogued his trip to the fish and chips shop in photographs

Not the one where he peed his pants??

no not that one. That one was sort of funny but also quite creepy! There was another one where he did this little photojournal of him and his gf going to get fish and chips. I can't find it in the search engine, I tried.

there are a couple really cute hari threads

The pee one is short and hilarious...
Oh no! I've commited a felony

Covert Ops: Obtaining Dinner from the Fish And Chip shop

I don't know if it's the best one but...

Hari sure was good-looking.

y'all ready for this? seconded

Thirded. Love that thread.

Liverpool Tickets Fiasco

seriously, why even hold the poll after that?

God I knew there was one I was forgetting. Lock thread.

Best non-rofflicious thread might be interesting

Gear's Sofa thread definitely.

And I just found this one randomly in I Love Music

Taking sides: Madonna or Janet Jackson?

The middle part is the best!

Ah yeah, that's a legend, that one.

Best non rofflicious thread = the one about the Danish Mohammed cartoons.

the liverpool ticket fiasco is very good

the pirosmani apologies for boorishness was the most enjoyable to post to

it had the oddd roffle:

(btw who is brandon flowers?)

-- The Lex (The Lex), Tuesday, February 7, 2006 4:55 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

I JUST GOOGLED HIM, HENRY, STOP SLANDERING ME
-- The Lex (The Lex), Tuesday, February 7, 2006 4:55 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

xpost

I could never read the entire Madonna Janet thread which is part why it is so stupifying and a classic. This was one great post in the thread

the pressing question howevah: if I am in fact nasty but address Miss Jackson as "Janet," does she have any other tools at her disposal for determining whether I am nasty or not? Or does the whole proposition pivot on the assumption that the persons addressing her will be honest about their nastiness/non-nastiness? if so this is a pretty weak (albeit touchingly naive) method for assessing the relative nastiness of the applicant and new research is necessary
-- J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Saturday, March 8, 2003 8:21 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

A new contender! OHMIGODAHORSE

yo is it true vordul got sonned by a wite kid after a aol beef??????

how could i forget:

A Thread about the film JFK