Covert Ops: Obtaining Dinner from the Fish And Chip shop

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In about 5 minutes i will leave to go get dinner. I'll take pictures and make sure my car isn't being tailed.

This is very dangerous.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 17:16 (8 years ago) Permalink

if they tail your car surely it'd make it look even more like a fish, and thusly aid your operation

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 17:23 (8 years ago) Permalink

phew i made it back.

i listened to classical FM and felt a bit like james bond.

pictures coming

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 17:47 (8 years ago) Permalink

Your pants are intact?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 17:53 (8 years ago) Permalink

affirmative

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 17:54 (8 years ago) Permalink

this is before embarking on what could have been my final mission

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 17:56 (8 years ago) Permalink

i parked...and didn't pay. Risky.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 17:57 (8 years ago) Permalink

what was your disguise?

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 17:57 (8 years ago) Permalink

on foot i located the shop

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 17:58 (8 years ago) Permalink

xpost
indie fuxxor

― Masked Gazza, Tuesday, 22 February 2005 17:58 (8 years ago) Permalink

a beautiful temptress got my food.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 17:59 (8 years ago) Permalink

success

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 17:59 (8 years ago) Permalink

Even now your building is surrounded. You will never get out of this plaice.

― thee music mole, Tuesday, 22 February 2005 20:53 (8 years ago) Permalink

I am surrounded by snipers

― 57 7th (calstars), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 20:56 (8 years ago) Permalink

fuck, not even i get this bored.

― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 12:16 (8 years ago) Permalink

but you're reading this?

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 12:32 (8 years ago) Permalink

These pictures have been faked. More disinformation from the fish and chip industry.

― RS £aRue (rockist_scientist), Thursday, 24 February 2005 00:49 (8 years ago) Permalink

Fish and chips is peeeeeeeople!

― nickn (nickn), Thursday, 24 February 2005 06:52 (8 years ago) Permalink

Bored? I love Hari's posts. Probably the one of the most lighthearted silly guys on ilx.

― kate/papa november (papa november), Thursday, 24 February 2005 06:54 (8 years ago) Permalink

Poor Moley.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 24 February 2005 06:56 (8 years ago) Permalink

I think I would enjoy seeing Hari graduate to yet more dangerous takeaway retrieval missions; let Operation Kofte be planned.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 24 February 2005 07:31 (8 years ago) Permalink

hari's threads are tops

― gem (trisk), Thursday, 24 February 2005 07:36 (8 years ago) Permalink

Will there be an adjunct or sequel mission? I like the idea of Covert Ops II and III.

― 57 7th (calstars), Thursday, 24 February 2005 14:54 (8 years ago) Permalink

We're on to you, batter-boy. You think we didn't know about your cosy little jaunt? Right now we're tapping your phone and wiring your 'fiends' for sound. Don't think you're going to get away with this.

― FBI (moley), Saturday, 5 March 2005 22:48 (8 years ago) Permalink

Tactical Tahini Strike-Force

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 5 March 2005 22:54 (8 years ago) Permalink

We see a lot of hotheads like you come and go, Beach Boy. We've been aware of you for a long time now, long before this little stunt. You smartmouth kids are all the same. You think you can beat the system! You break the law, and you're so damn proud of yourself that you go film it then get on the net and tell everyone. See that's your problem, Frypan. You HAVE to tell someone. You need the attention. You cannot keep it secret. And why? Because you didn't get enough love as a kid, did you Hari. Because your dad was always WORKING and didn't have time for you. Am I right?

*lights a cigarrette*

Those long hours, waiting for your parents to come home, waiting for dinner. Did it hurt, Hari Fishna? Did you have to get your own dinner? Maybe just sneak out of the house for a little ling love? We KNOW your kind, Hari. And we're going to get you. But first - we're going to tell you we're on to you - to give you time to escape.

― FBI (moley), Saturday, 5 March 2005 23:06 (8 years ago) Permalink

Hari Fishna! haha! Gold.

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 6 March 2005 00:59 (8 years ago) Permalink

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