ROLLING HARDMAN THREAD 2009

damn tombot u on fire tonite!

way to hide behind anonymous admin name there big fella

nah dude hardman admin is my new login

yeah that's certainly the most shameful abuse of mod privileges I've seen all day

captn-binge-n-ban locked the last thread and moved it to thread dump so we needed a new one

oops fucked up already :(

http://www.crestock.com/uploads/blog/gadgets/paintball-tank.jpg

hey gr8080 dont worry i just made it easier for you to keep your usernames straight.

chelives1986 (9:55:18 PM): i want beef jerky x 10 right now
roxymuzak (9:58:26 PM): 10 beef jerkies or your desire is the size of 10 normal desires
roxymuzak (9:58:33 PM): clarification needed
chelives1986 (10:01:06 PM): i have the beef jerky desire of 10 macho men randy savages
roxymuzak (10:01:11 PM): !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
roxymuzak (10:01:19 PM): diagnosis: you gotta get that jerky
chelives1986 (10:01:19 PM): ohhhhhhhhh yeah

oh sorry that doesnt really belong here

no thats pretty hardman

Friday, January 16, 2009 10:24 PM 1 pWN 3v3Ry+h1n G!!!1 User El Tomboto has been Yellow Carded
STOP DRINKING!!!! PUT DOWN THE BOTTLE!!!!!
REASON: intervention

omg

Friday, January 16, 2009 10:25 PM 1 pWN 3v3Ry+h1n G!!!1 User TOMBOT has been Yellow Carded

usin' my board mod privs to yellow card you for the lulz!

Rolling a hardman.

Man if I had board mod privs there would be lulz all over the place

http://i41.tinypic.com/2u62qtf.jpg

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b100/thel0stp0et420/My%20Space%20Icons/hardman.jpg

because of the part where the subject of conversation, who is a private citizen as opposed to a celebrity or other public figure, has their picture posted and their career discussed without being around to say "hi, I left the board for a reason, could you please take my picture down, and find something else to talk about, thank you"

I realize this is really hard for you internet age kids with your facebook pages but stalking ex-posters is actually still not cool
stalking people and blogging about your stalking of people is pretty ethan-level scary/lame anyway but really, these people don't post here any more. Why do you think that is and why do you think it would be remotely appropriate to start posting their fucking resume here complete with pictures?

I thought libcrypt and a few other people would know better but RONG AGANE

is there any other topic you'd like me to fucking big bird for you?

― TOMBOT, Sunday, January 25, 2009 2:12 PM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

It's "happy hour" in DC.

ethan-level scary lame

esl

kind of happy but mostly sad hour

I have no idea who any of the people they were talking about in that thread were, so I kinda enjoyed the ethan level scary lame (ELSL?) research.

im not really sure that posting links to articles in national fake newspapers counts as stalking

national-fake newspapers-level ethan-lame

RON GAGNE

fucking big bird?

thing is theres been tons of threads like that in the past, even ones tageting specific posters, and seriously no one ever gave a shit

so why is tombot caring about this one now, aside from like one post he had ish with

i kinda like the new version tho

my favorite apart about this place is how in between my post and the admin log explanation of "eman otm" you still cannot figure out why it was moved to thread dump and locked

also libcrypt that is officially gr8080's only joke, please don't take it away from him

yeah if gr8080 is known for something its certainly being one-note, tiresome and unlikeable

and yeah i really kinda dont "follow" the admin log like its a newsfeed lol

I consider everybody on ILX except for like dan perry & abbott to be one-note, tiresome and unlikeable

I will now ban myself for a week

should be a thesaurus entry for "lol" for times like these, that are special

xpost

Why do you want to admin a place where you hate everyone? (xp)

rofl lmao funny haha omg lmfao wtf lawl laugh roflmao lolz laughing noob roflcopter internet sex rotfl gay owned 1337 lulz fuck pwned n00b pwn cool omfg xd ass brb hehe awesome acronym aim stfu shit zomg wow loud out laugh out loud penis lollerskates nigger msn stupid slang lolol leet rotflmao

xxp

btw i take no responsibility for urbanthesaurus.com

If there were only two people on ILX I liked I think it would get pretty quickly too tiresome to stay, regardless of my role.

can i be a mod since i'm otm

with respect emanbot doesn't have the same ring to it

yes it does

hardeman lolbot experience

http://i41.tinypic.com/2n7wvb.jpg

emon

m0n ami

http://majesticrecord.com/_wizardimages/Hardman.jpg

GLENN HARDMAN

This is a font I found today:

http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/6732/picture1bt3.png

tombot: to be fair, i only make that joke when you are drunk and being a hardman

hahaha i can see how that would lead to being one note though

set em up, knock em down

http://www.cbc.ca/news/photogalleries/carson/images/12_carson.jpg

At least the LaRouchies have the balls to go out in public and say similar shit to this, instead of creep around on 20s-30s demographic free internets discussion forum.

― Ashee Bolanalli (Mackro Mackro), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 17:39 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol "creep around 20s-30s" very subtle! I'm a poli-pedophile.

You'd regret saying that to me in "public."

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 17:43 (31 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

uh wait for the rest of it.

where is this from

I love how your contemptuous old ass made all these bullshit, bullshit, BULLSHIT promises to shut the FUCK up about this shit for 100 days or what the FUCK ever and you couldn't even keep yourself off the sauce for TWO.
You're a piece of shit poster and every goddamn thing you write lately is disgusting troll nonsense and you know I like you IRL but SHIT GOD.

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, January 27, 2009 12:46 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, January 27, 2009 12:46 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

stick to movies, at least there your schtick is vaguely amusing from time to time. We get it, you hate america and we murder innocents with our tax dollars because we're all too stupid to know better. Now eat shit and quit reviving politics threads with your wingnut concern frottage

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, January 27, 2009 12:47 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

shit gettin heated on US torture politics thread.

morbs is torturing tom

morbs is giving tom some strapped-down agony

Good luck usa!

new form of torture: watermorbing

i love this line (no sarcasm)

"is there any other topic you'd like me to fucking big bird for you?"

I think any two-word cartoon character would have done just as well, tho.

Is there any other topic you'd like me to fucking Elmer Fudd for you?
Is there any other topic you'd like me to fucking Cookie Monster for you?
Is there any other topic you'd like me to fucking Davey & Goliath for you?

Snuffleupagus: The Original Sockpuppet

(Actually, that would be Lambchop.)

btw lib how do u feel abt tom turning on u here - obv dan perry and abbott is a pretty exclusive club - but up until now hes considered u an unequivocal bro - tho prob somewhat because he couldnt use his classic this is not a democracy why dont u code yr own message bord zing on u - anyway how u dealing w/this

I still think Tom can be really funny, but the dude was not cut out to be an administrator of people rather than computers. I think he needs more lols and less arrghs in his life and ILX is obv a source of arrghs for him right now.

I hate to toot my own as they say but

Is there any other topic you'd like me to fucking Cookie Monster for you?

is quite obv superior.

yah thats what i always tell him hang up the badge and we can do lolz again bro

i really think big bird works best tho cause it implies attentive instruction

otm. cookie monster can't teach you shit.

http://www.jdmfilmreviews.com/images/the-chase-poster1.jpg

^^ one for the film buffs

My Sesame St. education is probably lacking, because I don't remember BB ever being like a teacher dude. He just seemed like an XXL bro you liked to have around when getting ready to pour one out but otherwise in waking sober hours just kind of a buffoon. (xps)

big bird taught mostly through the socratic method which its true wasnt really toms intention

big bird is just perfect

Peripatetic OTMs.

in that sentence I mean, tho the bird himself is quite fine

"quite fine"

tombot, earlier this week:

http://www.herecomestheboss.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/bigbird.jpg

http://i42.tinypic.com/2qu5jle.gif

http://img.iht.com/images/2009/01/28/28daba-pic.550.jpg
^^^wouldn't fuck any of these hideous bitchez with gabbneb's dick

― Courtney Love's Jew Loan Officer (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, January 28, 2009 7:11 PM

he grab it instantly xp

watch me crank that tombot and big bird that ho

^^^ I was thinking EXACTLY that when I read it but I was too scared to photoshop it.

http://img.iht.com/images/2009/01/28/28daba-pic.550.jpg

i would have sex with all this white girls

with your dick or gabbnebs

mine

gabbneb and his dick need to come in from the cold imo

hey youre back!

hi :)

i trust gabbneb has also benefitted from the mods' gesture of goodwill, someone should tell him maybe

o hes already back accusing people of be jealous of him

not as a hardman

oh fuck me

way to keep the meta shit off of 77, dudes.

― chaki

<3

man posts like that make me miss old tombot :( rip big bot man

Commonly used phrases that make you pass negative judgement on someone

"Cool beans"

― Local Garda, Thursday, 18 June 2009 16:55 (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

"Shits and giggles"

― Local Garda, Thursday, 18 June 2009 16:56 (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

once, i said "cool beans" and this annoying guy told me to never say that to him again, and i told him to fuck off

― surm, Thursday, 18 June 2009 16:56 (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

and never spoke to him again.

― surm, Thursday, 18 June 2009 16:56 (9 minutes ago) Bookmark

<3

man this is a classic thread i'd forgotten these halcyon days

I miss TOMBOT ;_;

ilx used to be so amazing post 12/1 am eastern

- gershy revives
- tombot drunk modding and general hardmanning (i caught plenty of shrapnel but it was all good)
- rox posting from work

http://mitpress.mit.edu/images/products/books/0262692260-f30.jpg

http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/recruiting/player-Trett-Hardman-88325;_ylt=AsXAcPShnHnrzuw2FEqPxxFHPZB4

lol @ that guy! worth the copy & paste for the photo imo.

a 6'3 10 year old, this is where we're going now.

btw if you click the link it works - dunno why it got cut off but you don't actually need to c&p

chelives1986 (9:55:18 PM): i want beef jerky x 10 right now
roxymuzak (9:58:26 PM): 10 beef jerkies or your desire is the size of 10 normal desires
roxymuzak (9:58:33 PM): clarification needed
chelives1986 (10:01:06 PM): i have the beef jerky desire of 10 macho men randy savages
roxymuzak (10:01:11 PM): !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
roxymuzak (10:01:19 PM): diagnosis: you gotta get that jerky
chelives1986 (10:01:19 PM): ohhhhhhhhh yeah

dude chelives1986 is the best shit i've ever seen in my life. as someone who already had a healthy respect for the h00z, i love you even more than ever.

also: get the fuckin jerky.

10*want(jerky,HOOS)

haha ian that was a c/p from like january of this year i assure you my man

jerky got got

yeah brother

hahaha. now i want jerky tbh.

settling for jalapeno flavored kettle chips.

hoos killin it

whiney trying his damnedest

how could you let zvookster come between us after all we built together?

you selfish cooze

you guys need a thread to duel in

^^

i think a whole board would be better. how about The Church?

not this one!
xpost

Ban this user from this thread (temporarily)
*confirm*

lol @ http://www.crestock.com/uploads/blog/gadgets/paintball-tank.jpg

lol this is the saddest and most forced meta bitching in ages. i know it's been a while but wow.

A THREAD FOR MOTHERFUCKERS TO DUEL IN

also, no one asked you to step down because of anything kenan did or said - i think the point being raised was that you should step down because you're a shitty mod, and that is true. i suppose if you claim ownership over the board, then you're not really moderating it at all and can do whatever you want. if that's the case, i'd like to request that another forum be created so ILTMI discussion can take place apart from your will to power.

― a bold plan drawn up by assholes to screw morons (ytth), Sunday, April 4, 2010 7:15 PM (17 seconds ago)

i agree- i think that every mod should lock every thread any time they disagree with any post that's in it. if it's the mod's board, then it's their call, and if it's a sitewide mod, then they can lock any thread they want, and no one can complain about it. right? i'm pretty sure that's how it works on ilx.

― a bold plan drawn up by assholes to screw morons (ytth), Sunday, April 4, 2010 5:37 PM (3 hours ago)

dude is on fire imo

marriage suits him

k3vin k starts reading glen greenwald and all of a sudden we have a politombot

I will now ban myself for a week

― TOMBOT, Sunday, January 25, 2009 11:11 PM

http://herbalmeds.co.nz/images/hardman1.jpg

rmde

dude who plays in a chillwave band schooling me on the societal pressures of perpetual adolescence. Get fucked, Lamp.

― i think i can beat my dyson (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, August 18, 2010 1:50 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

also feel fucking free to say what you want to say, I'm not gonna bite your fucking head off

― acoleuthic, Sunday, September 12, 2010 10:35 PM (39 minutes ago) Bookmark

loool

is that about soccer?

woah what's goin down

louis plans to spare his enemy's eyes and ears so they can still see his posts and hear his band.

lol estela <3

it's about soccer, i think

so much anger about soccer

it's an identity crisis what with the italian boss and all imo

it was about film, NRQ is recognising game

belongs on the hardman thread too

The reason I like this idea for a poll is it bolsters my already strong conviction that I don't really wanna write about music that's less than 10 years old anymore. A couple of years out, all these songs pretty much sound like shit to me. Fuck you and your debut. Wake me up when your fifth album drops.

― Born In A Test Tube, Raised In A Cage (unperson)

hmm directed a some band IRL, classic hardman material aimed squarely at poster no more than three posts away in any direction imo

fuck you all, every single one of you

― acoleuthic, Monday, September 20, 2010 6:10 PM (1 hour ago)

already apologized for, so hardman spotter's badge denied

a hardman is good to find

a rodman is a fine guard

try reverse cowgirl

"I did suggest scissoring for lesbians." -l0u1s jagg3r

a hardman is good to find

<3

:-) :-)

Retarded children and NYTimes trump ILX:

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/10/06/dining/06tacos.html?hp

― 15-60-77 (S-), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 02:12 (2 minutes ago)

advice: use this 2 week tempban to learn what a sandwich is

― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 02:14 (29 seconds ago)

loooool

daaaaamn

no actual ban processed iirc tho

as if putting orange spaghetti in a taco shell is a trumping of pasta in a garlic roll. the nerve

THE

NERVE

what all u fuckers keep sbanning lj? fess up

― l∞l (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 17:31 (4 hours ago) Bookmark

true story, stripped to the waist at work, made 'come on then i'll ave ya' gestures in my cubicle.

how impressed i am wrt stripped to the waist at work is fully contingent on what exactly you do for a living

kep tellin u dudes i quit that dildo salesman gig, i mean years ago ffs

Guys can we please stop with the rap authenticity jackoff sesh and talk about Wu-Tang albums again?

― more than ever convinced ilxor is a sock (ilxor), Thursday, October 14, 2010 6:01 PM (39 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

fuck you

― S Beez Wit the Remedy (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, October 14, 2010 6:03 PM (37 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i dunno dude - ilxor is such an easy target ...

yeah but u.m.s. is so nice! he doesn't usually hardman ppl.

lol - you have a point!

hardman-ness of that comment had as much to do with the dude who delivered it as the message itself iyam

xxp well there you go

what in the world is iyam??

yeah sorry i was just getting soooo fed up and irritated w/ilxor today, not usually my M.O. and NAGL

sry, u hardman forever now

literally have no idea what an iyam is

in your?

i'm trying to make it a thing

if you ask me

>_<

http://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/IYAM

ok--i can dig that

k3vin k., scooped by http://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/

in your ass, man

ha i didn't even bother looking it up cuz i thought it was some 'rdme' type ilx thing

rmde

RIP

yeah :-(

http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG?

thank god

we still have the funny one

that cat is cute imho

new rmde gif

http://i827.photobucket.com/albums/zz196/MattDavidT/RPGnet/rolleyesbarf.gif

okay no

i dunno, saying "fuck you" to ilxor is kinda not stepping too far into hardman territory, it's just exasperation. ultimate hardman posts are just like

http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/terminal01/2009/1/27/20/edward-hopper-the-anteater-28661-1233105210-7.jpg

and arriving out of nowhere

Whiney's gif reminds me of Cookie Crisp cereal

we already have an abbrev for that, its called "imo"

"iyam" is destined to walk the same sad path as "aloh"

^^the god speaks

tbh

aloh rip

what did aloh mean?

reputable ilxors should hardman ksh & ilxor more often imo. can't stand that thing they do where they just post a bunch of unfunny bullshit on ilx all the time

"audible laughter over here"

i tried so hard

aloha, aloh

ksh actually was a decent poster for a while - last couple months he's been on this gif snark tip and it's been a bad look for him

herburt markers - repressive tolerance

snark on ilm is a force that must be carefully fucked with--there are things on ilm that can totally be played for lols but that's not really what ilm is "for"

iyam.

which alt-rock/metal albums have crossed over in 2010?

jesus i didn't see that

that's fucking awful

yup

do markers and ilxor have different posting personalities? i kinda get them confused tbh.

lately they merged into one

xp k3v - i was weary of dude since day one tbh, & was surprised at his sudden unanimous acceptance. &liek i can tell he's sweet nice and well-meaning, and i can relate to him in a lot of ways as former p4k youth thinking about things & going through the motions on ilx, and understand the allure & temptation of becoming more of a member of the community of heavy/regular posters -- but the extent of the overposting of repetitive jokes, indie guilt crap and low-content posts is unacceptable imo, and a real drag

you guys realize that you're talking about dudes that can read and post on this thread, right? it's kinda a fine line between voicing an honest opinion and giving "necessary" feedback and being a dick.

this thread is bringing a tear to my eye -- it's like ask http://i1026.photobucket.com/albums/y330/ockerbogan/permaban.gif came back

hahahaha

anyway, it's hard out here in the streets -- truth is truth imo

no one has even made a "ban markers" thread yet

hahaha - i don't wanna pass judgment on anyone - i just know that i'm on a pretty short leash w/mods as far as meta-stuff is concerned, though i really do have trouble distinguishing markers from ilxor

http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/terminal01/2009/1/27/20/edward-hopper-the-anteater-28661-1233105210-7.jpg

will <3 this 4eva

ask http://i1026.photobucket.com/albums/y330/ockerbogan/permaban.gif?

maybe that is an unnecessarily dick post? just trying to be honest here, something that's been bugging me for a while & seems like it's coming to a tipping point lately and have only recently started to notice other ilxors adressing it. i'm shy to confront people about things & maybe i went overboard given the distance of internet, don't really mean this as anything but necessary feedback. i have liked plenty of their posts & think they are nice dudes, but i am getting p fed up with the shtick & i think they are taking too many liberties. but apologies to ksh & ilxor if my previous post was overly harsh

well, someone had to say it

xp - is that Johnny Depp? Damn dude was way hott

no it's an aardvark

omg @ http://i1026.photobucket.com/albums/y330/ockerbogan/permaban.gif

i spent a split second going ".......ask permabanned?"

i mean in a way, it still makes sense

ask a drunk vs ask dr freud vs ask http://i1026.photobucket.com/albums/y330/ockerbogan/permaban.gif

hey guys

the extent of the overposting of repetitive jokes, indie guilt crap and low-content posts is unacceptable imo, and a real drag

I completely agree, and I appreciate ppl calling me out itt. fwiw, I've been thinking about this stuff, especially because posters have said things here and there, and I'm going to start posting less, and making what I do post count

dom would be so proud

http://i1026.photobucket.com/albums/y330/ockerbogan/permaban.gif
lol
http://i1026.photobucket.com/albums/y330/ockerbogan/permaban.gif
lol
http://i1026.photobucket.com/albums/y330/ockerbogan/permaban.gif
http://i1026.photobucket.com/albums/y330/ockerbogan/permaban.gif
http://i1026.photobucket.com/albums/y330/ockerbogan/permaban.gif

http://i1026.photobucket.com/albums/y330/ockerbogan/permaban.gif

hahaha ok that's pretty good

gotta agree with samosa here

ask http://i1026.photobucket.com/albums/y330/ockerbogan/permaban.gif

that's incredible.

sayin

http://i1026.photobucket.com/albums/y330/ockerbogan/permaban.gif

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

http://i1026.photobucket.com/albums/y330/ockerbogan/permaban.gif

IS THE MOTHERFUCKING BEST

i love most of all that like

there was no acute provocation

it just happened and then laid in wait for its moment

what movie is that from?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgW9M2bxi7E

http://i1026.photobucket.com/albums/y330/ockerbogan/permaban.gif? is that it?

weirdhttp://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPGhttp://i1026.photobucket.com/albums/y330/ockerbogan/permaban.gif
http://i1026.photobucket.com/albums/y330/ockerbogan/permaban.gifhttp://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPGsoon there won't be any words left

in certain contexts this is a v exciting prospect

lol @ this

ilxor is awesome what the fuck are you guys on about

dont use ILM myself, ilxor is a total dude on running thread

yes, expert advice re: socks

buzza for mod

well, yes actually xp

my favorite ilxor jokes on mozart thread:

1.

Salem has time-traveled to your living room. He asks you about Mozart's music.

2.

"What do you mean, Genesis is a bunch of CRAP! AARGH! NOTHING MAKES SENSE!" *reaches for hatchet*

― scaruffi kaleidoscope (Drugs A. Money)

Twist ending: Genesis' music is the hatchet...

― more than ever convinced ilxor is a sock (ilxor)

i don't hate ilxor usually but yeah i felt like he was being dick to me, like i said upthread nagl

in terms of the thread now that was small potatos

lol patatos wtf you crazy yanks

lol my typing

Friday night in Ireland already.

i've lost wireless at home, and i've only a short cable. it's sit on the ground and face the laptop or on the couch and type at 90 degrees.

plus yeah whiskey fair cop

that's like a great excuse to do something fun

whiskey? all too often i'm afraid

yo sargent - was that yellow card in the spirit of this being the hardman thread?

lol @ "yo sargent"

lol no it was in the spirit of being a mod and getting to yellow card ppl cuz you think it's funny

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0765117/

http://i56.tinypic.com/307uk3o.jpg

IRL LOLS OH HANG ON

classic post

"on about"

ilxor is awesome what the fuck are you guys on about

^^

No srsly though thx for the feedback, I agree and will try to post awesome things instead of joek things.

this thread is kinda embarrassing now tbh

needs more
http://i54.tinypic.com/11l4yvn.gif

Btw, I do admit I have my share of "unfunny" posts but you guys who think I don't post seriously are just visiting the wrong threads, or have different tastes perhaps. I've started and contribute to a good number of serious threads too. But I guess not everyone likes Kranky, Jarboe, et al.

TS: Best Kranky Catalog of Any Artist on Kranky
C/D S/D: Jarboe
Band/artist names that sound like metal bands, but aren't
S/D: VHF Records
What is the best LOW album/release? (all poll options included this time)
S/D: Digitalis Recordings

yeah we know, you bring it up every time you get called out for this shit, which is like every other day at this point. just stop fucking posting when you don't have anything to say

^^^ New board description

i was gonna say

just stop fucking posting when you don't have anything to say

Noted -- but for someone whose posts rarely go over ~10 words, that's a pretty bold statement.

just stop fucking posting when you don't have anything to say

i mean, how, when and on whom do we enforce this new rule

I'VE GOT A LIST

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/NewAnswersControllerServlet?boardid=41

pile-ons are sweet when spontaneous but deeply lame 'posting tips' type bros can eat one

pile-ons are sweet when spontaneous but deeply lame 'posting tips' type bros can eat one

― ENRRQ (history mayne), Sunday, October 17, 2010 11:14 AM (3 minutes ago)

Listen to the pro, here - this dude knows how to hardman

idk i thought that was sound advice. some posters can get away with posting lots because they're funny and are good at making good posts. just gotta know thy self imo

pro tip: a successful hardman post does not begin with "idk"

SB'd somebody for something

mystery hardman

sb'd sb 4 st

reluctant hardman

It's a tough beat but someone's gotta make the difference

posting tip: shut the fuck up all of you

hello max

hat tip

i dont mind "posting tips" type bros except when kevin k tries to be one

rmde

^^ quality post imho

qhi

"queef hats, ilxor"

QUEEF HATS!

RIP

http://i54.tinypic.com/11l4yvn.gif

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4045/4400042778_741dacf104_o.gif

why would you do that

Unpleasant Plains

pitbugghhhhllls

why would you do that

Maybe he had a heavy lunch?

<3 u morbz

Like seriously, this is like thread spam. There's nothing in the mod handbook to cover this shit?

This is coming from the dude who's done more to shit ILM up recently than anyone else I can think of. At least Autechre polls are clearly labelled and can be avoided, when you click on any other thread you never know whether you're going to be confronted with your inane sarcastic dribble (oh yeah you do, because it's everywhere).

― Matt DC, Monday, 20 December 2010 16:43 (6 minutes ago)

U Matt

disappointed that was locked before i could post "oh no my user experience!" to it

haa

whiney is slowly becoming the cuddlestein-era dom

i should probably say my goodbyes

i was pretty sad that i didn't see that thread until it got locked u_u

as if putting orange spaghetti in a taco shell is a trumping of pasta in a garlic roll. the nerve

― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Wednesday, October 6, 2010 1:10 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
THE

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, October 6, 2010 1:29 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
NERVE

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, October 6, 2010 1:29 PM (2 months ago)

lol @ this hypemanning

welcome to 1p3cubed tbh

the cuddlestein-era dom

"this is the kind of thing that makes me realize we are all insane"

what is 1p3²?

errr 1p3³ obv

must be third stage of 1p3, like grady hoos j0rdan as roxy partner in kryme or some era markers like that

exactly

1p3 cubed was hoos and i

what r we in the fourth dimension now then?

i like this thread title because rolling describes the sort of outsized don't give a fuck gait of irl hardmen

like the h8rs gonna h8 dude if he had less carbs and more protein shakes and maybe an mma tshirt

orig 1p3 - me and ken
nu 1p3 era - pato
nu nu 1p3 era - me and gr80
1p3 cubed - me and hoos
1p3 the new deal - advent of jordan

what was the reason for 1p3's creation

diff times

to pwn everything.

what was the reason for your creation

xxp

difficult to say, basically i was a minor khanate of the western turkic diaspora, then the russians fucked shit up as those drunken lunatics are wont to do, then the armenians decided that armenia wasn't enough and so had to steal bits of azerbaijan

sorry i asked

i don't really have an origin myth like japan or rome or 'i love football'

and you dont have an off season

hahaha

maybe, i think it roughly corresponds to the nfl off-season

yall no offense but this thread aint nothin but pathetic and depressing as hell

if in 2011 u get the urge to post an emo blog entry, just suck it up and dont do it

happy new year

― ilx get on my lvl (roxymuzak), Thursday, December 30, 2010 4:14 PM (1 hour ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY

i was mildly offended at the locking of my legacy thread but i now feel that is classic modding tbh

tbh dude i think whats happening to our borad is more your legacy than emo blog entry

thread of updates >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> EMO BLOG ENTRY

tehresa otm

yes i would love thread of updates to become the repository of crappy whining over any 1p3 thread ESPECIALLY AS THE 1P3 THREAD WAS MADE TO AVOID PUBLIC WHINING <<<this is what people dont get about yr thread hoos

will accept this

steen

right on

though fwiw when i say 'legacy thread' i meant more 'thread i started a long time ago' than 'thread which will be my legacy' which imo will prob be either kicking lady out of hotel or favorite rap couplets or i guess maybe thread of updates, the twitter of ilx

the tragedy is that you don't get to decide your legacy

your legacy is your display name

ALL NOIZE DUDE SUMMERTIME POUT BOARD AND EMO BAR

og what's happening to our borad?
TITTWIS++: ONLINE NOW!

R.I.P. noize "bummerz" thread

roxy is killing it right now

my new years resolution was tbrrrw/u 24/7

roxy is killing it right now

― k3vin k., Friday, December 31, 2010 12:42 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

my new years resolution was tbrrrw/u 24/7

― ilx get on my lvl (roxymuzak), Friday, December 31, 2010 5:44 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark

out of control furnace

and theres plenty of coal

http://i53.tinypic.com/15x3cs8.gif

lol hoos

dying @ hoos

can all the people attempting to make even vaguely credible sounding comparisons without... having fucking actually listened to both artists(??) in a taking sides - fuck off, go do that for a couple of weeks, play the records (inc. albums) LOUD and take a breather.

then come back and avoid spewing seventeen shades of utter horsehit all over the internet?

TA.

― fndgo, Tuesday, 8 February 2011 21:10 (1 minute ago)

TA.

lol it's even better given the thread of origin

not really sure how much of a fuck the navy seals should give about the superstitions of people they're about to mercilessly gun down

― kind of like Madonna and the gays (history mayne), Thursday, May 5, 2011 3:57 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

agreed

― Thraft of Cleveland (Bill Magill), Thursday, 5 May 2011 21:14 (13 minutes ago) Bookmark

amazingly that's the first bill magill post in this thread

not to be pedantic but it's 2011 y'all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

^^hardsonned by 2009

ROLLING HIPSTER STUDIES 09

09 was a good year imo

wait nm i'm thinking of 08

not to be pedantic but it's 2011 y'all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― markers, Thursday, May 5, 2011 6:11 PM (5 hours ago)

doin it rong

rolling hardman 2007 >>> 2009

"Is this going to get a US release any time soon?"

its released worldwide on google.

― titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Monday, 9 May 2011 12:45 (56 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol

fiyah

They are unmitigated shit. So perhaps, dog latin, you should just accept that you have terrible taste in music and go about your business more happily in future?

― emil.y, Thursday, June 2, 2011 1:03 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hardma.n

loooool

can someone make a gif of sunglasses lowering over the change of the name of the poll so that Tuomas can deal with it already and let it go

― a http://bit.ly/kv895M (some dude), Monday, June 6, 2011 11:43 AM (5 hours ago)

<3

They are unmitigated shit. So perhaps, dog latin, you should just accept that you have terrible taste in music and go about your business more happily in future?

― emil.y, Thursday, June 2, 2011 1:03 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― LL Coolna (absolutely clean glasses), Friday, June 3, 2011 2:27 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark

lol. from the pavement thread presumably.

brother iirc

lol who is this "we" you're talking about it? on this thread, as in your marriage, as in this world, you are alone

― joey kramer, anarcho-misogynist (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, June 14, 2011 9:54 AM (36 seconds ago) Bookmark

You're the evidence queen. Back it up, miss history. Or does the (now-squandered) potential for a zing deflate your boner for the tyranny of evidence?

― Kevin John Bozelka, Monday, June 13, 2011 1:32 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

not sure what this pertains to

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT07-vw0tO_Pg5s0-vhs7jEDqaizXTb5bftjhBB6Q4S5rH3vbsD

"your boner for the tyranny of evidence" is incredible ty kjb

the benevolent tyranny of kevin prince bozelka

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDuAYv2yqa8

I found that changing my user name would mean I could recommence downloading from the person who did the banning, then would PM them calling them a peado/blocking them afterwards

― Colin Allstations (PaulTMA), Saturday, 20 August 2011 19:13 (2 hours ago

every west coast person talking abt the earthquake on twitter

hahaha

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rl

i feel like markers just reached enlightenment

famous blue slurpee

mancini take your imaginary red card and shove it up your arse. You keep doing this. You should be setting a good example to your players.

― Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Monday, January 16, 2012 9:48 PM (51 minutes ago)

You seem to give me a lot of shit, polyphonic. Its pretty cool to do that when you have the safety of doing it through the internet. You wouldnt pull that shit to my face, guaranteed. You're just a pussy.

― You're a notch, I'm a legend (Bill Magill), Monday, March 12, 2012 1:51 PM

Seriously, not sure why you have such a problem with me. You name the date, time and place we'll have an in person discussion.

― You're a notch, I'm a legend (Bill Magill), Monday, March 12, 2012 2:00 PM

lol

Thread?

nfl offseason transactions, fired coaches, general nonsense 2012

be careful, crut -- i think he lives in ya area now

You wouldnt pull that shit to my face, http://www.healthyretirement.ca/images/shared/offerings/35_principle_guaranteed_inv/principle_guaranteed_inv_1.gif.

I feel I could give up cheese tomorrow, no problem

― flagp∞st (dayo), Friday, March 16, 2012 8:08 PM (5 minutes ago)

WHAT ABOUT PIZZA

exactly, markers

lactose insouciant

I will enjoy your RIP thread.

― stan this sick bunt (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Sunday, March 18, 2012 5:35 PM (1 hour ago)

ha, that's a hall of famer

so succinct!

daaaamn

tbf he's had some practice

tbf he's talking about whiney

haha fair enough

putting it in context doesnt make it better, really

― max, Friday, April 6, 2012 10:47 AM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah, but you're you, so grain of salt

― preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Friday, April 6, 2012 10:50 AM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

connect the dots

I don't pay attention to Britpop drummers. Period.

― The GeirBot (Geir Hongro), Saturday, May 5, 2012 3:46 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is ILM, it's a board to discuss music (iirc), if he is not interested in the thread than stay the fuck out.

― Bee OK, Thursday, May 24, 2012 1:15 PM (15 minutes ago)

that geir one is fantastic xp

1) I heard to SAWII for the first time in like 2003; it's not "nostalgic longing"
2) I don't give a shit about the rest of RDJ's career; it's not "hero-worship"
3) SAW2 is one of the most intricate, moving albums of all time; it's not a "heap of shit"
4) fuck you

― crüt, Tuesday, June 5, 2012 9:30 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Hahah woah!

When crut's riled, you know shit's going on.

CRUT GOES TO MAT WITH REAL TALKING

When crut's riled, you know shit's going on.

nah my rage is pretty much endless at this point in my life

Curt1s Stephens Y...

hardam0ned

<3

shit_epost

you're tired. go to sleep. forever.

― shipl.de.al (some dude), Monday, June 11, 2012 4:20 PM

Nah, i think i'll stick here. It's good to know that a shithead/pussy like you disagrees with me.

― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Tuesday, June 12, 2012 1:59 PM

never change

i have this theory that bill magill is a 42 year old trucker's wife

mrs. big jim swells?

and/or geezer butler

Wow I am kinda ridiculously zen compared to 2009 self

I blame quitting trying to be the boss of the internet

i blame yr daughter

I blame quitting trying to be the boss of the internet

my takeaway here is "be careful what you wish for" ;_;

miss u hardman tombot

tombot u been lurking?

old internet hardmen never die, they just turn into dads with mortgages.

watch out, bill magill

I just remembered ILX last night to be honest. have been way too busy to even lurk. job job job job job job, parent parent job job parent parent job. I had more time for internets when I was at the FBI in DC, dating Ally in NYC, and going to GWU for my master's almost every weeknight. That probably says something.

has conceiving a child robbed you of your martial spirit? lurking is without honor!

missed you tbh

I can't lurk you people. I either engage or I pay no attention. It's Homeland on Showtime, I'm claire danes and ILX is damian lewis.

haha it's nice to see you, man

come back and troll like a man!

that metaphor deserved some deeper inspection before I just threw it out to the public.

lies, it is perfect

here come the wee bots

tombot <3

true hardmen don't die.

http://www.paintballtanks.co.uk/paintball_mini_tank.jpg

either get your posting together, or drop it. - contederizer

Sometimes I accidentally come across some video of you and remember that all this wiseass bullshit you pollute ILX with actually comes from a bald pussy in a trucker hat.

― Johnny Fever, Sunday, June 17, 2012 1:42 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah that post definitely made me do a double take!

woah jfeve!

lol what thread is that from

also picturing a shaved vagina wearing a trucker hat

j0radn otm

j0randa

JF went hard

tbf whine's post was pretty funny, but yeah, A+ hardmanning

a neatly trimmed ginger bush

it was a great zing but tbf whiney's original post wasn't even THAT inflammatory

whiney had a dece comeback too

i think i hold my own in that thread

had to sustain the most excruciating feigned interest last week when a girl at a dinner party just couldn't believe no one had heard Fugestiny's Child and played it for us over dessert

i think i hold my own in that thread

― la musica de harry frogbs (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, June 17, 2012 5:00 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

hold your own...shaved vagina?

trucker hats? on my vagina?

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/03/18/article-0-1238DE0B000005DC-358_634x493.jpg

That is terrifying.

http://image1.masterfile.com/em_w/04/31/67/400-04316754w.jpg
i think i hold my own in that thread

buzza must have gone on quite the spirit journey through GIS to find that hairless kitty.

a more assiduous gis would surely have revealed a similar cat with a blingeed trucker cap, or who knows maybe even a real trucker cap

the picture buzza posted is like the least terrifying possible picture that could've been posted in that whole exchange

johnny hardman fever learning rap
johnny hardman fever learning

Exactly. That is EXACTLY the nature of the complaints here. You imbecile.

― Three Word Username, Monday, June 25, 2012 2:48 PM

-- John Malkovitch, Monday, June 25, 2012 2:48 PM

flatbush zombies mix - http://www.mediafire.com/?39zwf33pzaain2a

― I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, July 25, 2012 10:36 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*doesnt download*

― google deeznuts (D-40), Wednesday, July 25, 2012 11:41 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

haha

more zing than hardman

it's kinda funny to think of it as a hardman move tho

only the hardest of men *doesn't download* a mix

dell you're at best a mediocre excuse for a regular poster and you always have been. Your post just now is like the 91 IQ bureaucrat who rolls up in the all-hands meeting for the perfect attendance award. The DMV appreciates your consistency in being there every day to help hundreds of people discover what the opposite of help is.

― El Tomboto, Friday, August 10, 2012 12:25 AM (8 minutes ago)

almost like old times

we need to do a clinic

(ILX) appreciates your consistency in being there every day to help hundreds of people discover what the opposite of help is.

http://tabmok99.mortalkombatonline.com/subzeros_hand_fatality.gif

read the motherfucking thread before you motherfucking post

About 1,150,000 results (0.30 seconds)

― just one little Tayto (Noodle Vague), Friday, August 24, 2012 7:18 PM (2 minutes ago)

call me old-fashioned but i like to read the motherfucking thread before i motherfucking post. can see where we differ.

belongs here:

read the motherfucking thread before you motherfucking post

About 1,150,000 results (0.30 seconds)

― just one little Tayto (Noodle Vague), Friday, August 24, 2012 7:18 PM (2 minutes ago)

rapscallion

Actually I love how bare bones and nothing their Wikipedia entry is:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toploader

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, September 2, 2012 2:18 PM (37 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Reflects how nothing they are.

― wise men farting over you (snoball), Sunday, September 2, 2012 2:21 PM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I must remind everyone that if you voted for N.W.A. the vote will not be counted for them.

― VOTE in the 1980's ROCK POLL PLEASE! (Algerian Goalkeeper), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 01:29 (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no Ns W A allowed in the rock poll

NWAOBHM

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj242/donaldparsley/DanHardman.jpg

RIP

hardman see u

yeah...you're gonna want to change your way of thinking, if top publics count as middle of the road. you'll be lucky to get a regional or community college visiting job, in an out of the way place.

I was on a search committee last year at my previous university, in a less than desirable locale (though still an R1, if only barely), & we got 400+ apps.

my new department, in a much better uni / locale, is advertising this year for a pretty specialized junior position, & I expect at least 400 apps for that.

― Euler, Friday, September 14, 2012 4:07 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

in humanities btw

― Euler, Friday, September 14, 2012 4:07 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

got my work's golf day this weekend too #thesnidercup

it's at this place, check it out. a real golf course, none of this yankee parkland chat http://www.dundonaldlinks.com

― skrill xx (cozen), Friday, September 28, 2012 5:01 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

We kicked your motherfucking ass in the afternoon. take your "Yankee parkland" shit and stick it up your ass

― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Friday, September 28, 2012 11:22 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

bill magill ladies and gents

― skrill xx (cozen), Friday, September 28, 2012 11:44 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think we've discussed the phenomenon of adoring Disney theme parks and staying in their hotels yet not giving a flying fuck about Mickey and company.

― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, October 30, 2012 6:01 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

can't believe mickey got hardmanned