--Whenever I'm in a convenience store and see Tillamook County Smokers beef jerky, I sing "Tillamook County Smokers" it in my head to the tune of Michael Jackson's "You Wanna Be Starting Something"
--Neurot band US Christmas has a CD on my desk called Eat The Low Dogs which I've spent the better part of a year singing to the tune of Bubba Sparxxx's "Take The Load Off"
― uәʇɹɐƃu!әʍ ˙ƃ ʎәu!Ⴁʍ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 30 November 2008 01:14 (fifteen years ago) link
shit, i was just thinking about this a couple hours ago. my brother said something that happened to be a song lyric I liked and i started singing it. forget now
― k3vin k., Sunday, 30 November 2008 01:17 (fifteen years ago) link
Because of an old "Mary Tyler Moore Show" episode, I am incapable of hearing the name Anna Maria Alberghetti without breaking into "Anna Maria Alberghetti in a taxi honey..."
My Mom is very good at finding an appropriate song with very little prompting. I stopped testing her after I fed her the word "asparagus" and she sang it to the tune of some old song called "The Pair of Us."
― Hideous Lump, Sunday, 30 November 2008 01:54 (fifteen years ago) link
Temple Of The Dog: Hunger Strike
I'm doing laundry....doin' lauundraaaaaayyyayayayayaya
― kornrulez6969, Sunday, 30 November 2008 02:09 (fifteen years ago) link
haha, i do this all the time. must think... a similar phenomenon is when, apparently out of nowhere, you get a melody stuck in your head, and then realize that the lyrics to that song are what you were thinking/talking about.
― poortheatre, Sunday, 30 November 2008 02:23 (fifteen years ago) link
oh man, this happened to me the other day. for better or worse it was 'dat nigga delmarrrr!' to the melody of 'that girl is poison' by bell biv devoe. i'm sorry ilx
― 6335, Sunday, 30 November 2008 03:41 (fifteen years ago) link
ahahahaha
― uәʇɹɐƃu!әʍ ˙ƃ ʎәu!Ⴁʍ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 30 November 2008 05:06 (fifteen years ago) link
I think I'm going to be stuck with "I'm doin' laundryyyyy" from now on, thanks...
I'm sure I have tons of these, but can't remember any of them, so I'm glad there's this thread now.
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 30 November 2008 21:56 (fifteen years ago) link
Two trucking companies who work in the Rock n' Roll touring business always start me singing their names to the tune of Eton Rifles:'Redburn Trans-fer"and"Edwin Shir-ley"
― sonofstan, Sunday, 30 November 2008 22:09 (fifteen years ago) link
"Cheese and crackers" to the tune of "Shaved Women" by Crass. Try it out!
― Ivan, Sunday, 30 November 2008 22:31 (fifteen years ago) link
There was a Charlie Brooker article some time ago in which he said that every time Robert Mugabe was mentioned, his name started going around Brooker's head to the tune of Eleanore Rigby. The same thing has started happening to me since I read the article.
― chap, Sunday, 30 November 2008 22:33 (fifteen years ago) link
zydrunas ilgauskas gets sung to "hakuna matata" in my head(i can't remember whether i thought it up on my own or not, but google finds some other people doing the same thing)
― circles, Sunday, 30 November 2008 22:48 (fifteen years ago) link
this isn't really the same thing cuz it isn't a phrase i saw, but i just heard it today on the radio, so: whenever i hear "jet" by paul macca and wings i always sing "jet! ooohhhooohoohoohhoo, RALPH NADEEEEEER, JAMES SPADER!"
been doing that for years. i can't even remember what the real words are.
― scott seward, Sunday, 30 November 2008 22:56 (fifteen years ago) link
Fairly often I'll see something that will prompt the melody to "Girlfriend in a Coma" by the Smiths. For example, I was downtown and there was a midget handing out pamphlets, and I got "Midget with a pamphlet, I know, I know, it's serious..." in my head.
Oddly, I don't even know how the verses to "Girlfriend in a Coma" go. I barely know the song. But it only seems to happen with this song.
― jsimp, Monday, 1 December 2008 01:30 (fifteen years ago) link
This happens to me all the time. Sometimes I'm not even sure I'm conscious of it.
― jaymc, Monday, 1 December 2008 01:32 (fifteen years ago) link
To the tune of Tina Turner's "Steamy Windows" : "Skidby Windmill".
― Me and Ruth Lorenzo, Rollin' in the Benzo (Noodle Vague), Monday, 1 December 2008 01:34 (fifteen years ago) link
"The sharif don't like itLock the TaskbarLock the Taskbar"
― adamj, Monday, 1 December 2008 07:19 (fifteen years ago) link
thread is everything i wanted it to be and more.
― uәʇɹɐƃu!әʍ ˙ƃ ʎәu!Ⴁʍ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 1 December 2008 07:22 (fifteen years ago) link
Lock the taskbar is hilarious and also reminds me of a couple of years ago in school when we were told to use only sans-serif fonts in our drawings. After a pause, my studiomate Casey declares: "SER-IF: don't like it! ROCK the caption."
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 1 December 2008 07:51 (fifteen years ago) link
The shower in my last house had embossed directions for unscrewing the head:<-- REMOVE | REFIT -->ensuring Sepultura's "Refuse/Resist" was always in my head while showering, even for a couple of years after moving out.
― ..··¨ rush ~°~ push ~°~ ca$h ¨··.. (a passing spacecadet), Monday, 1 December 2008 10:35 (fifteen years ago) link
LOL my bf just told me he does exactly this one too!
― Trayce, Monday, 1 December 2008 10:39 (fifteen years ago) link
My brain can't keep track of the Cure's "Wild Mood Swings" vs Stabbing Westward's "Violent Mood Swings". And since the Stabbing Westward tune came out before the Cure's album did, at any mention of the second I hear the melody of the first.
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Monday, 1 December 2008 11:12 (fifteen years ago) link
I used to make-up the car adverts for a local newspaper. Every week I’d have a complicated ad which would take 3 or 4 hours for a company called ‘Portland Carriage’ - everytime I’d have Frank Sinatra in my head singing it to the tune ‘Love and Marriage’.
― Chewshabadoo, Monday, 1 December 2008 13:24 (fifteen years ago) link
The car dealership near my parents house - Aylesbury Honda - always gets their name sung to the tune of 'Help me Rhonda'
― NickB, Monday, 1 December 2008 13:32 (fifteen years ago) link
Chaka, Chaka, ChakaChicken & wafflesChicken & wafflesChicken & wafflesChicken & waffles
Chicken & wafflesLet me rock youLet me rock youChicken & wafflesLet me rock youThat's all I wanna doChicken & wafflesLet me rock youLet me rock youChicken & wafflesLet me rock you'Cause I feel for youChicken & waffles
― Snop Snitchin, Monday, 1 December 2008 14:42 (fifteen years ago) link
This could be ILM's highest earworm risk thread yet. My version of "I'm doin' laundryyyyy" when I'm checking tags to split up the colds and warms: "I'll tumble dry ya"
― dad a, Monday, 1 December 2008 15:45 (fifteen years ago) link
Also stuck in my head, ever since record store coworkers tried to help a customer seeking "that Bob Marley song, Pajamas," leaving them mystified until she sang it for them:
PajamasPajamasI'm in pajamas with youPajamas pajamas pajamas pajamas pajamas pajamas pajamasAnd I hope you like pajamas tooOh-oh-oh
― dad a, Monday, 1 December 2008 15:50 (fifteen years ago) link
ahahaha
― uәʇɹɐƃu!әʍ ˙ƃ ʎәu!Ⴁʍ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 1 December 2008 16:02 (fifteen years ago) link
omg "I'll tumble dry ya" - laundry is never going to be the same!
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 1 December 2008 16:37 (fifteen years ago) link
Takes me back to my college days, where, stumblinginto yet another cheap-ass mixer, my friends and I would break out into:
"I forgot my wallet...Oh fuck, it's a cash bar!Fuck, it's a cash bar!"
― mottdeterre, Monday, 1 December 2008 19:02 (fifteen years ago) link
Until recently my local corner shop was called Akbar's, and every time I went there I would sing "Akbar's! I wanna take you to Akbar's!" (to the tune of 'Gay Bar', obviously). I do have loads more of these, but usually don't remember them aside from when I do it.
More annoyingly, I've found that whenever someone says "yes" in a certain manner, I have to finish it with "the rhythm the rebel". It is driving me insane.
― emil.y, Monday, 1 December 2008 20:44 (fifteen years ago) link
Argh, "yes, the rhythm the rubbish, without a pause I'm taking out the garbage" went through my head for about a decade whenever I did the trash. What is it about chores that makes them such a breeding ground for these singsongs?
― dad a, Monday, 1 December 2008 20:50 (fifteen years ago) link
Any street name of the form 2 syllable word + avenue gets 'and I'm caught one more time up on duh-duh avenue' sung to it
― sonofstan, Monday, 1 December 2008 22:49 (fifteen years ago) link
On seeing a chinchilla in a city farm: "Chinchilla! Who got the keys to my bima?"
― chap, Monday, 1 December 2008 23:07 (fifteen years ago) link
Shih Tzu, that's how we act when we team up.
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 2 December 2008 00:05 (fifteen years ago) link
(there are probably better ways to fill that in)
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 2 December 2008 00:06 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm always on the hunt for names and phrases that can be sung to "Camptown Races." My favorite so far is baseball player Yuniesky Betancourt.
― Joseph McCombs, Tuesday, 2 December 2008 02:02 (fifteen years ago) link
When they lived in Sault Ste. Marie, Ontario, my parents used to take advantage of the lower gas prices in the U.S. by driving two miles south across the river to Sault Ste. Marie Michigan and filling up there. And when they passed the appropriate sign... http://farm1.static.flickr.com/23/29589361_c80f1d9834.jpg?v=0 ...my dad would usually annoy my mom by singing "Briiidge - to the USA!" Springsteen-style.
― Myonga Vön Bontee, Tuesday, 2 December 2008 09:50 (fifteen years ago) link
"Doug" substituted for the word "love":
Can You Feel The Doug Tonight?Ain't Talkin' 'Bout DougDoug Will Tear Us ApartNow That We've Found Dougetc.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 21:15 (fifteen years ago) link
WHAT
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 3 December 2008 21:21 (fifteen years ago) link
A friend was obsessed with switching out love for lunch: Lunch Will Keep Us Togwether, Lunch Will Tear Us Apart, The Greatest Lunch of All, Stop in the Name of Lunch, When a Man Lunches a Woman....
― mottdeterre, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 21:23 (fifteen years ago) link
^^LOL esp. "when a man lunches a woman"
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 3 December 2008 21:24 (fifteen years ago) link
I feel the lunch, baby
― mottdeterre, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 21:24 (fifteen years ago) link
then you guys will love this thread
Feel Like Making Lunch
I was hearing "no shakey shakey" to the tune of "push it" after seeing this
http://istor.indyarocks.com/trphotos/NoShakeyShakey1206254587.jpg
― Edward III, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 21:34 (fifteen years ago) link
the mayor of my town is named fung and while he campaigned I couldn't stop hearing "everybody vote fung tonight" in my head
thank god the election is over
― Edward III, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 21:39 (fifteen years ago) link
I fear we're veering from the question's intent. Nevertheless, I have to add that whenever I hear the John Denver & the Muppets' version of "Deck the Halls," when Scooter sings "See the blazing yule before us," I sing it as "See the blazing UB40."
― Joseph McCombs, Thursday, 4 December 2008 07:44 (fifteen years ago) link
as i was shutting my work computer down for the day - 'the server shut down' to the tune of 'the final countdown'
― 6335, Thursday, 4 December 2008 07:54 (fifteen years ago) link
There's a call center company called Ruffalo Cody with an office in Athens that I would ride past, inevitably leading me to sing their name to the tune of "Buffalo Soldier."
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 7 December 2008 05:44 (fifteen years ago) link
There Will be Blood, sung to the tune of "She Will be Loved"
― reggaeton shark (salsa shark), Sunday, 7 December 2008 17:25 (fifteen years ago) link
Upon seeing a Ralph Lauren Nautica box unwrapped this morning, I sung in my head, as always:
"Nautica, bloody red eyes go to, Nautica, bloody red eyes go to"
― bendy, Friday, 26 December 2008 01:21 (fifteen years ago) link
There's a coffee chain here called "Cup o Joe" which I have stuck together with "Poppa Joe" by the Sweet.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 29 December 2008 02:44 (fifteen years ago) link
hahaha nautica
― stfujan stevens (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 29 December 2008 07:50 (fifteen years ago) link
bendy truly gets the spirit of this thread
Run fast as you can.You can't catch me I'm the gingerbread man.
To the tune of Iron Man. Whenever i see hear anything ginger related.
― NotEnough, Monday, 29 December 2008 13:52 (fifteen years ago) link
WIth Michael PARKINSOn, liza goddard, and LIonel blaiR
to the tune of happy house by juan Mclean
― FrAnKoLoCo, Monday, 29 December 2008 13:55 (fifteen years ago) link
"I drowned a girl and I liked it"
― Bape Store (some dude), Monday, 29 December 2008 16:02 (fifteen years ago) link
Looking at medicines that declare "Pain Reliever / Fever Reducer," I flash on Keith Murray saying "Panty raider / party exciter!" on "Special Delivery."
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 11 January 2009 00:43 (fifteen years ago) link
"I could drink a quesadilla, darlingand I would still be on my feet..."
― banjoboy, Sunday, 11 January 2009 16:23 (fifteen years ago) link
I almost forgot this one, whenever I see Fujiya and Miyagi's name, I sing it to "Kokomo"
Fujiya, Miyagi, oooh i wanna take ya
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, 11 January 2009 17:17 (fifteen years ago) link
whenever i read the shampoo & face wash bottles in the shower, i start singing "ex-fo-li-aaa-aation, is makin' me scrape."
― ian, Sunday, 11 January 2009 18:05 (fifteen years ago) link
burrito = "Amoeba" by the Adolescents - Burr - ee -TO! Burr - ee - TO!
― sarahel, Sunday, 11 January 2009 22:24 (fifteen years ago) link
and another - 70s artist Blinky Palermo to the tune of "Bitchin' Camaro" by the Dead Milkmen.
― sarahel, Sunday, 11 January 2009 22:26 (fifteen years ago) link
Everytime I see a Blu-Ray disc or player, I sing "blu-ray" to the tune of:
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 17 April 2009 14:48 (fifteen years ago) link
if blu-ray technology catches on, I'm screwed!
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 17 April 2009 14:49 (fifteen years ago) link
Congrats Whiney, I am totally going to start doing that in my head now. Man, I haven't heard U-Way in forever.
Actually they were kind of dumb not to license the song!
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 17 April 2009 17:44 (fifteen years ago) link
('they' meaning the blu-ray people, not the Youngbloodz)
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 17 April 2009 17:45 (fifteen years ago) link
― Edward III, Wednesday, December 3, 2008 4:39 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
At one old job we had a regular customer named Wei Ding (we had to pull the customer's charge accounts from the filing cabinet, so people's names were well-known). This guy came in all the time with large, elaborate orders.... and one day right after he left it clicked in my head: "So tired... Tired of Wei Ding..."
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 17 April 2009 17:51 (fifteen years ago) link
Temple Of The Dog: Hunger StrikeI'm doing laundry....doin' lauundraaaaaayyyayayayayaya― kornrulez6969, Sunday, November 30, 2008 2:09 AM (4 months ago) Bookmark
― kornrulez6969, Sunday, November 30, 2008 2:09 AM (4 months ago) Bookmark
this will never leave my head ever
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 17 April 2009 18:02 (fifteen years ago) link
Clothes are on the table, the dryer's cookiiiiiiin'
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 17 April 2009 18:50 (fifteen years ago) link
last night I dreamed about this thread. in my dream I posted that I always hear 'Gilgamesh' to the tune of "Silver Bells". that doesn't actually happen to me, but now I think it probably will.
― I'm the head soul brother in the US. Where to now? (bernard snowy), Saturday, 18 April 2009 12:21 (fifteen years ago) link
ahhhon mind steelin shirts from the mouth of the dryeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer
― one thousand BIG HOOS raging and pounding (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 18 April 2009 13:16 (fifteen years ago) link
Whenever "Rosemary's Baby" is mentioned I start singing, to the tune of Jackson Browne's "Somebody's Baby," "It's got to be Rosemary's Baby, oh yeah, it's got to be Rosemary's Baby, cause she's so fine...she's gonna be Rosemary's Baby oh yeahhhh"
Like the very nature of these things, it's pretty obnoxious to other ears prob
― Cunga, Saturday, 18 April 2009 17:30 (fifteen years ago) link
The city of Bangalore = "Albacore" by Palomar.
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 18 April 2009 19:16 (fifteen years ago) link
A record store I frequented in my teens had a Papa John Creach poster in the back, which name now and forever sparks a Madonna tune in my head:
Papa John CreachI'm in trouble deep...
― staggerlee, Sunday, 19 April 2009 14:53 (fifteen years ago) link
Surprised Papa John's Pizza hasn't picked it up to promote a deep-dish pie. Put it down with "Blu-Ray!"
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 19 April 2009 15:16 (fifteen years ago) link
Our house has several bird nests under the eaves. During the summer months, baby birds will regularly fall out of their nests to meet their demise on the sidewalk below. It sucks a bunch.
Anyway, to the guitar riff from "Baracuda":
Dead, d-d-dead, d-d-dead, d-d-dead, d-d-dead d-d-dead, d-d-dead BA-BY BIRDS!
― "Gin And Juice," the baddest groove in years (kingkongvsgodzilla), Saturday, 6 June 2009 11:51 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.whataboutclients.com/archives/Beavis_and_Butt-head.gif
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 6 June 2009 12:15 (fourteen years ago) link
WOah...weird...I was just going to revive this to talk about how shelves of daytime and nighttime cold/flu medicine are fused in my mind with "Daytime Nighttime Suffering" by Wings. Which doesn't really require changing the words at all but it sort of relates.
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 6 June 2009 12:23 (fourteen years ago) link
The lyrics to "I've been working on the railroad" nicely fit "fly by night" by rush.
― Jake Brown, Saturday, 6 June 2009 13:10 (fourteen years ago) link
This one is really bothersome: often when I there's a discussion about the motorik beat (as I just read in regards to the new Lindstrom & Prins Thomas) Night Ranger comes alive in my brain, belting out "YOU'RE MOTORIK"
― bendy, Thursday, 11 June 2009 19:49 (fourteen years ago) link
I sing "haters to the left" as "solid as a rock"I sing "this is why you're fat" (when I'm talking about the blog) as "this is why i'm hot"
― musically, Thursday, 3 September 2009 04:57 (fourteen years ago) link
I haven't confirmed this, but I strongly suspect they might have been thinking of "This Is Why I'm Hot"...
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 3 September 2009 12:34 (fourteen years ago) link
When I worked on the library desk I always used to sing dewey codes to myself to the tune of the bit on the Wu Tang's first album when Method goes "M-E-T-H-O-D maaaaaaaan"; like, I'd sing "7-9-1-.-43 RAH", so I could remember when when retrieving temporary reserve books.
― Sickamous (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 3 September 2009 12:43 (fourteen years ago) link
Fairly often I'll see something that will prompt the melody to "Girlfriend in a Coma" by the Smiths. For example, I was downtown and there was a midget handing out pamphlets, and I got "Midget with a pamphlet, I know, I know, it's serious..." in my head. Oddly, I don't even know how the verses to "Girlfriend in a Coma" go. I barely know the song. But it only seems to happen with this song.― jsimp, Monday, 1 December 2008 01:30 (9 months ago) Bookmark
― jsimp, Monday, 1 December 2008 01:30 (9 months ago) Bookmark
This is one of mine too, but I suspect it comes from seeing a Never Mind The Buzzcocks Christmas special some years ago, that featured Bill Bailey and Rick Wakeman dressed as wizards with point hats and capes singing "Bender in a ski-lift, I know, I know it's serious..."
None of my other ones come to mind at the moment though.
― If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate (aldo), Thursday, 3 September 2009 12:55 (fourteen years ago) link
I am on a continuing mission to sing the entirety of Beethoven's 5th using nothing but the phrase "bacon and eggs".
― Sean Carruthers, Thursday, 3 September 2009 13:42 (fourteen years ago) link
"Lock the taskbar" wins this thread for me
― een, Thursday, 3 September 2009 15:03 (fourteen years ago) link
Was totally thinking about that one today!
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 3 September 2009 17:03 (fourteen years ago) link
I was in mamroneck a couple weeks ago and couldn't stop singing it to the tune of the manah manah song from the muppets
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 3 September 2009 17:08 (fourteen years ago) link
Whenever my kid puts X-Men: Evolution in the DVD player, I sing Tracy Chapman.
"Don't you know, they're talking 'bout X-Men: Evolution?"
― Kylie is a vacant Phifer (kingkongvsgodzilla), Friday, 15 January 2010 20:54 (fourteen years ago) link
i'm so glad i finally returned The Night Porter, because every time i would see the netflix envelope i would sing it to REM's "Nightswimming"
also the movie sucks
― laverne and shipley (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 15 January 2010 21:15 (fourteen years ago) link
In another thread, someone posted a paragraph by Roger Ebert that ended in "How cool is that?" and my mind immediately went to Rivers singing that song from Weezer's Pinkerton album.
― Cunga, Friday, 15 January 2010 22:31 (fourteen years ago) link
er, this thread is about something slightly different, something that I do all the time but can't think of any examples of right now.
― Cunga, Friday, 15 January 2010 22:35 (fourteen years ago) link
There's a convenience store around the corner called "United Foodland" which always triggers Huey Smith & the Clowns' "We Like Birdland."
UUUUU NITE, FOOD LAND!U-NITE-FOOD-LAND!
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 16 January 2010 02:33 (fourteen years ago) link
a (north american) toilet flush always brings the GI Joe theme to mind.... "Gee-Eye..." on the pull, "Joooooee" on release, "a real american hero...." during the drain. hmmmmm
― wherewasyou, Saturday, 16 January 2010 06:30 (fourteen years ago) link
'Love On A Farmboy's Wages' over 'Love In Elevator'
― PaulTMA, Saturday, 16 January 2010 12:16 (fourteen years ago) link
An
All through Avatar references to Eywa triggered Hey Ya.
― dad a, Sunday, 17 January 2010 05:19 (fourteen years ago) link
hahaha
― i ben b bag all by myself (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 17 January 2010 08:23 (fourteen years ago) link
lol recently with my nephew Omar - Oma-Oma-ma, gaga ooh la-la...
drives me crazy.
― Roz, Sunday, 17 January 2010 08:47 (fourteen years ago) link
'Baked beans and grated cheese' to Sweet Dreams (Are Made of These)
― 'virgin' should be 'wizard' (GamalielRatsey), Sunday, 17 January 2010 11:33 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.oswego-illinois.org/images/welcome-to-Oswego.jpg
This town, and a woman named Teresa Rentaria, both crop up anytime my family watches The Wizard of Oz.
― Hideous Lump, Monday, 18 January 2010 01:39 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.coffeeicon.com/core_images/store_images/6423.jpg
Roll 'em up and twist 'em upA high tuck a-haw
― antexit, Monday, 18 January 2010 01:47 (fourteen years ago) link
cereal first what the fuck
― i ben b bag all by myself (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, January 18, 2010 11:08 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark
Coca-Cola came and bought it for billions, what the fuck?
― dyao, Monday, 18 January 2010 03:10 (fourteen years ago) link
....what the fuck?
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 18 January 2010 03:30 (fourteen years ago) link
to the left, to the left
STILL
― لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Monday, 18 January 2010 09:45 (fourteen years ago) link
I occasionally annoy friends when during a lull in a conversation someone says "so....." and I break out into "a needle pulling thread!"It doesn't help that almost no one I know has seen the Sound of Music.
― Fetchboy, Monday, 18 January 2010 10:13 (fourteen years ago) link
When I hear "Love's Train" by ConFunkShun:
Sometimes heart strings can be brokenYou've just have to keep on hopin'
I sing:
"Sir Too Short comin' straight from Oakland"
― Bobbi Peru, Wednesday, 20 January 2010 05:50 (fourteen years ago) link
I get repeated collection agency calls for one Carlos Molina, despite having actually called and told some people in an office somewhere that I am not Carlos Molina and that I have no idea who he is. Anyway, I have taken to singing (to the tune of "Carlos Dominguez"): Carlos Molina, an unhappy man. . .
― _Rudipherous_, Wednesday, 20 January 2010 05:54 (fourteen years ago) link
I'm really tempted to tell one of these callers that I killed Carlos Molina, burned his corpse, and buried it on the West Mesa here in Albuquerque, because he wouldn't pay back the money he owed me.
― _Rudipherous_, Wednesday, 20 January 2010 05:56 (fourteen years ago) link
So I got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantinaI asked the guy, Why you so fly? he said, Funky Carlos Molina
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 20 January 2010 05:59 (fourteen years ago) link
Lipps, Inc.
― Hoisin Murphy (jaymc), Friday, 22 January 2010 18:45 (fourteen years ago) link
I realize that when I see those Coin Star vending machines that turn your loose change into cash vouchers I sing Suede's "Film Star" but with, you know, Coin Star.
― Cunga, Friday, 22 January 2010 18:48 (fourteen years ago) link
juuust the tuomas, we can make it if we trhy-yeee, juuust the tuomas, you and i
― dumb mick name follows (darraghmac), Sunday, 24 January 2010 00:08 (fourteen years ago) link
i just sing all sorts of different things to the tune of eleanor rigby.
― open your shart to me (jim in glasgow), Sunday, 24 January 2010 00:27 (fourteen years ago) link
Not singing, but, there is an architect named Winka Dubbeldam, and every time I see her last name on anything my brain immediately goes: Lisa needs braces!
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 25 January 2010 22:47 (fourteen years ago) link
when I see Joe Biden I have to sing "want Joe Biden, need Joe Biden" a la TI's "Whatever You Like"
― musically, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 06:22 (fourteen years ago) link
Lex you say "STILL" like it's not going to be forever associated for the rest of our lives
― 26 Mixes Focaccia (Stevie D), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 06:28 (fourteen years ago) link
Lately when I'm getting ready for work and making sure I've got my keys, wallet, etc. I hear:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btkDt0zEGAQas "check your pockets"
― Fetchboy, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 23:16 (thirteen years ago) link
I still do the Lock the Taskbar one whenever I see it on my screen.
Also sing Papa Don't Preach as "papadums please, I need my curry cheap" (I blame the ex for that one).
― Eyjafjallalalalalatrolololol (Trayce), Thursday, 22 April 2010 00:39 (thirteen years ago) link
we are the sons of no onekeggers of yore
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 22 April 2010 01:12 (thirteen years ago) link
Some good ones here: Lyrics You Purposefully Liek to Sing Incorrectly
― dad a, Thursday, 22 April 2010 03:51 (thirteen years ago) link
thanks for ruining a bunch of songs for me guys!
― Fellini.Kuti, Thursday, 22 April 2010 04:07 (thirteen years ago) link
Came up with a couple of these in med school. The one I remember is from Mary Poppins:
Idiopathic hypertrophic subaortic stenosis Even though the sound of it is simply quite atrocious...
― The Amy Misto Family Knife (Plasmon), Thursday, 22 April 2010 04:23 (thirteen years ago) link
You got the bodyNow you want my soulDon't even think about itGeir Hongro
― dad a, Thursday, 22 April 2010 05:28 (thirteen years ago) link
this is normally streets...
Walking Down Ella Street (yes, the kirsty maccoll song about 'ull)Come back to Cranbrook (/Chestnut/Princes/etc) Avenue
― tomofthenest, Thursday, 22 April 2010 07:59 (thirteen years ago) link
or even Rock Down To Cranbrook Avenue. I can't even get that part of the song right. To the tune of Eddy Grant anyway. sheesh.
― tomofthenest, Thursday, 22 April 2010 08:01 (thirteen years ago) link
And I appear to have triangulated my address for the internets. oh well. morning all. yawn.
I once heard Willie Rushton 0n I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clues sing the words of the 'To Be Or Not To Be' speech to the tune of 'A' Your Adorable and nearly had a hernia laughing.
― You Weaked It! (MaresNest), Thursday, 22 April 2010 08:13 (thirteen years ago) link
'cause I live and breathethis PHILADELPHIA CREAM CHEESE!
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 20 July 2011 20:24 (twelve years ago) link
My children sing "It looks like cheese in another world" to the Libertine's Up the Bracket
― Dr X O'Skeleton, Thursday, 21 July 2011 20:16 (twelve years ago) link
the phrase "don't be a dick about it" occasionally enters my headand it's always to the tune of "don't you forget about me" by Simple minds
― kinder, Friday, 22 July 2011 03:42 (twelve years ago) link
the other day i got that "berserker" song from clerks stuck in my head for some reason and after a while it became "GEIRHONGO."
cross ref with "too much time on ilx."
― apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 22 July 2011 03:45 (twelve years ago) link
maybe I should've bought a different brand of spaghetti this week. it's hard to follow cooking instructions when you have "yum yum yum yum, Barilla, illa, illa, eh, eh, eh" running through your head on a loop to the tune of the Rihanna song.
― why delonge face? (unregistered), Sunday, 31 July 2011 20:06 (twelve years ago) link
When I was about to watch the movie "Fletch" in the theater in 1985, I convinced my little sister that the Kool and the Gang's "Fresh", which was a hit at the time, was actually called "Fletch" and was in fact the theme for the movie we were about to see. So if I see a reference to to Fletch somewhere "He's Fletch...exciting...he's so exciting to me" starts running through my head.
― Mark, Sunday, 31 July 2011 20:28 (twelve years ago) link
Whenever I see the phrase "simply (something)-able" I pause for a sec and go all Robert Palmer. You have to pause, though, like in the song.
― lost dion/tomita collab (blank), Monday, 23 January 2012 23:17 (twelve years ago) link
My brain has recently taken to (when prompted by evangelical uses of 'JC' etc.) started singing "Me and JC got it locked, crazy" a la Money Ain't a Thang.
― Somewhere between Fergie and Jesus (Alex in Montreal), Monday, 23 January 2012 23:29 (twelve years ago) link
oh god, "the doors" hit me at the worst times and i annoy myself even thinking about itwaiting... waiting... waiting... wai-ai-ting
that and almost every person i know has a song permanently attached to them. "jessie's girl" and "hey joe" are by far the worst, and people with those names soon learn to avoid me. if their name is two syllables and i can't think of anything better, the "feelings" chorus usually does the trick
― chilli, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 01:00 (twelve years ago) link
for a while there were flyers up around town that read "Cash for Comic Books", which i always heard in my head to the tune of "Flesh for Fantasy"....
― m0stlyClean, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 01:40 (twelve years ago) link
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, January 11, 2009 5:17 PM (3 years ago)
i do this all the time now. thanks thread.
― sarahell, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 01:54 (twelve years ago) link
The word "alcoholism" always triggers "There's nothing wrong with alcoholism!" to the tune of Capitalism by Oingo Boingo. Which then usually gets followed up by "There's nothing wrong with drinking some wine."
― Vaguely Threatening CAPTCHAs, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 01:57 (twelve years ago) link
Now when I step up in the place, ayo, I step correct...U-HAUL! I got you all in check.
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 21:58 (twelve years ago) link
back at Christmastime, once I replaced "Feliz Navidad" with "Phylicia Rashad," there was no turning back.
― andrew m., Tuesday, 24 January 2012 22:56 (twelve years ago) link
whenever I'm watching Cheers for some reason I pretend the music that plays when they go to commercial is (to the tune of Elvis Costello's "No Dancing")
There's gonna beTed DansonThere's gonna beTed DansonThere's gonna beTed Danson, when we come back!
― frogs you are the dumbest asshole (frogbs), Friday, 27 January 2012 23:18 (twelve years ago) link
Mon. 1/30-Fujiya & Miyagi/The Frail@The Independent
― sarahell, Friday, 27 January 2012 23:21 (twelve years ago) link
The word "hurting". It always, immediately, makes my mind shoot into "Hurting death is not for you I think you should choose life"... thank you jinglesource for forever ruining the word "hurting" for me.
― future debts collector (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 27 January 2012 23:23 (twelve years ago) link
You know that bit in 36 Chambers when Meth comes in and goes "M-E-T-H-O-D maaaaaaan"? I used to use that to memorise Dewey decimal codes of books when I worked in the library. 7-9-1.43 NOR. Still do it.
― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Saturday, 28 January 2012 07:41 (twelve years ago) link
Pho restaurant called Pho Supreme brought to mind "a pho supreme.. a pho supreme.. a pho supreme"
― lost dion/tomita collab (blank), Sunday, 29 January 2012 02:41 (twelve years ago) link
whenever I see jamon on a menu I have to sing it like Michael Jackson, "jamon" or "shamone" or "chamone" or whatever it was he sang in Bad.
― musically, Thursday, 19 April 2012 01:44 (twelve years ago) link
i bought a bottle of diet mountain dew today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u89_AiQu9BQ
― tits or kitfo (get bent), Thursday, 19 April 2012 01:48 (twelve years ago) link
ex-foli-a-a-tionis makin' me scrape
― one dis leads to another (ian), Friday, 20 April 2012 14:45 (twelve years ago) link
"brony, brony, my little pony, brony brony, sha na na na"
to the tune of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjsnkIP4ddo
― barman's bar mitz (unregistered), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 15:00 (eleven years ago) link
I just absent-mindedly sang "DEVON COUNTY COUNCIL" to the tune of "Everybody Dance Now" by C&C Music Factory.
― Scary Move 4 (dog latin), Friday, 29 June 2012 11:20 (eleven years ago) link
hahahahahaha
― manditory fun. day (Ówen P.), Friday, 29 June 2012 14:30 (eleven years ago) link
Brilliant
― owenf, Friday, 29 June 2012 14:44 (eleven years ago) link
whenever I hear "Dashboard" by Modest Mouse I just start barking like a dog, "arf! arf! arf!"
― frogbs, Friday, 29 June 2012 14:45 (eleven years ago) link
people named owen approve of devon county-related jokes
― manditory fun. day (Ówen P.), Friday, 29 June 2012 14:54 (eleven years ago) link
I used to sing the 'There was an old lady who swallowed a fly' to the tune of the Adams Family theme a LOT when I was a kid.
― owenf, Friday, 29 June 2012 15:22 (eleven years ago) link
when i say oopsie daisy i sing it like "sherry baby"
"ooh-oohp-sie, oopsie DAISY"
you could even do the entire chorus if you were so inclined
― musically, Monday, 22 October 2012 17:13 (eleven years ago) link
browsing tv listings on my computer when all of a sudden in my head:
http://i40.tinypic.com/rmkw0y.png
feel the bassSCAAOPtalk to em LOOKlooking for comedy/muslimmmmmnow now now i'm looking for comedy/muslimmmmm
― sleepingbag, Monday, 18 November 2013 05:45 (ten years ago) link
Used to have to reference non-domestic rateable values of properties in a past job and in my head it always becameWhat's the NDRV?Aren't you BritneyLet's turn this dancefloor into our own little nasty thing
― kinder, Monday, 18 November 2013 22:33 (ten years ago) link
hahaha speaking of "property" --
MQC (mid-quarter convention for depreciating property)
I'm down with MQCYeah you know me
― sarahell, Monday, 18 November 2013 22:37 (ten years ago) link
Hi dere. I can never find this thread when I need it. Now that it was recently revived I can't remember what I wanted to post.
― Croupier's Cabin (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 22 November 2013 00:55 (ten years ago) link
"Shock top" beer for whatever reason makes me think "drag you out that bentley coupe and take it to the chop shop" from T.I.'s "what you know".
― brimstead, Friday, 22 November 2013 01:22 (ten years ago) link
never gonna top ''i'm doin' laundry'' in terms of impact on my life, but still a great thread
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 22 November 2013 02:09 (ten years ago) link
http://youtu.be/6VRNdNIbic4
― Black Arkestra, Saturday, 23 November 2013 00:35 (ten years ago) link
billboard advertisement: Freeze your Fat Away as "Fuck the Pain Away" by Peaches
― sarahell, Saturday, 23 November 2013 00:39 (ten years ago) link
never gonna top ''i'm doin' laundry'' in terms of impact on my life...
Hahah...I was gonna post that. It never gets old.
― kornrulez6969, Saturday, 23 November 2013 02:35 (ten years ago) link
Like everybody else, I am addicted to Candy Crush. And every time I start a new game, In Dreams by Roy Orbison pops into my head.
"A Candy Crushing clown they call the sandman…."
― kornrulez6969, Tuesday, 26 November 2013 16:29 (ten years ago) link
Korean fried chicken joint Bonchon leads to the following from soul coughing:
Move aside, and let the mango throughYou gotta take the elevator to the mezzanineChicken Bonchon Chicken Bonchon Chicken Bonchon
― lollercoaster of rove (s.clover), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 16:50 (ten years ago) link
this is maybe something different but every time I hear "Blurred Lines" all the lyrics from Flynt Flo$$y's "Did I Mention to Dance?" pop into my head. like I'm just singing "This beat is crazy baby, you can't be acting lazy" over and over again
― frogbs, Tuesday, 26 November 2013 16:54 (ten years ago) link
I wore two pairs of gloves on the ride home the other night, and thought of "doublin' up on my gloves, yeah" to "do what you want to my body"
― cheeseburger, Tuesday, 26 November 2013 16:55 (ten years ago) link
Oh word, there's other people who associate "I'm doin' laundry" with "Hunger Strike." That's kind of amazing.
― billstevejim, Thursday, 28 November 2013 05:07 (ten years ago) link
A friend of mine used to sing "I got Tide for cleanin' threads" instead of whatever they sing.. "I don't mind stealin' bread."
― billstevejim, Thursday, 28 November 2013 05:09 (ten years ago) link
Empty the Recycle BinSame old trip it was back then
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 28 September 2014 18:23 (nine years ago) link
Can never remember the title of this thread when I need it and can't remember why I was looking for it when it is revived.
― The "5" Astronomer Royales (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 28 September 2014 18:33 (nine years ago) link
My avocado don'tMy avocado don'tMy avocado don'twant none if it's got brown spots, son
― sarahell, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 05:31 (nine years ago) link
don't know that soul coughing track so i just read Chicken Bonchon to the tune of Shake Your Bon Bon .......
― m0stlyClean, Friday, 3 October 2014 17:51 (nine years ago) link
http://nypress.com/ricky-martin-stole-my-song/
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 3 October 2014 18:38 (nine years ago) link
lol:
Hi dere. I can never find this thread when I need it. Now that it was recently revived I can't remember what I wanted to post.― Croupier's Cabin (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, November 21, 2013 7:55 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Croupier's Cabin (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, November 21, 2013 7:55 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― 💪😈⚠️ (DJP), Friday, 3 October 2014 18:53 (nine years ago) link
at work we sell a cheese called "evalon" that i can't not say without going "ooooh-ooooooooh eh-vuh-laawhn"
― clouds, Friday, 3 October 2014 19:02 (nine years ago) link
the other day a midget carrying a large trash bag rode by on a bicycle and I thought of this thread and:
midget with a trash bag, I know, I know, it's serious
― sarahell, Friday, 3 October 2014 19:12 (nine years ago) link
how often does the phrase "midget with a trash bag" pop up in your life
― 💪😈⚠️ (DJP), Friday, 3 October 2014 19:15 (nine years ago) link
seeing "sour lean" in the dairy section at the store;
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d7/ShoulderLean.jpg
every time.
― goole, Friday, 3 October 2014 19:18 (nine years ago) link
xp - now that i think of it, i think he was actually a dwarf, but that doesn't scan
― sarahell, Friday, 3 October 2014 19:37 (nine years ago) link
though "dwarf with a trash bag" sounds great to "smoke on the water"......
― m0stlyClean, Friday, 3 October 2014 19:40 (nine years ago) link
holy shit!
Dwarf with a trash bagRiding on a bike
― sarahell, Friday, 3 October 2014 19:48 (nine years ago) link
Whenever I opt for cayenne in a recipe, Guided by Voices' "Cheyenne" is never far from my mind
― Simon H., Friday, 3 October 2014 22:03 (nine years ago) link
A single glimpse of purityIn a flickering lightCayenne seems right
― Simon H., Friday, 3 October 2014 22:04 (nine years ago) link
xxp: holy shit indeed... now, i am really hoping i one day will see a little person with a garbage bag on a bicycle... what a strange thing to hope for....
― m0stlyClean, Saturday, 4 October 2014 02:35 (nine years ago) link
The album title My Name Is Albert Ayler always makes me start singing
Oh, my name is Albert Ayler,I hope you like my showI know you're rootin' for me, but now I have to SKRONNNNKSREEEEESRIIIERAAARRRK
to the tune of this: http://youtu.be/ESEiJlseLWo
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Saturday, 4 October 2014 16:55 (nine years ago) link
lol:_Hi dere. I can never find this thread when I need it. Now that it was recently revived I can't remember what I wanted to post.― Croupier's Cabin (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, November 21, 2013 7:55 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink_
_Hi dere. I can never find this thread when I need it. Now that it was recently revived I can't remember what I wanted to post.
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― You Better Go Ahn (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 4 October 2014 17:01 (nine years ago) link
Lock the taskbar = rock the casbah
― paolo, Sunday, 5 October 2014 17:01 (nine years ago) link
The code to the bins in my black of flats is C1389 which I sing to TVC 15 by Bowie. It's getting to the point where I'm avoiding taking the recycling out because I don't want that stupid earworm.
― DISMISSED AS CHANCE (NotEnough), Sunday, 5 October 2014 17:46 (nine years ago) link
I realized just now that besides not remembering the thread title, I do this so often that it is probably not worth posting about.
― You Better Go Ahn (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 6 October 2014 01:06 (nine years ago) link
Of course that's never stopped me before.
Anyway I've committed to memory that this thread's name starts with "Phrases" and it was created by upside-down Whiney so it should be smooth sailing from here on in.
― You Better Go Ahn (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 6 October 2014 01:09 (nine years ago) link
i always sing "The Big Payback" as "It's Vic Tayback!"
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 October 2014 02:45 (nine years ago) link
Me too! In fact about a week or two ago I posted "Vic Tayback! Revenge!" on Mr. Fine Wine's FB page because I thought we had discussed this years ago on more than one occasion and that he did the same thing, but he claimed ignorance.
― You Better Go Ahn (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 6 October 2014 02:51 (nine years ago) link
huh, i've been doing that more or less since i first heard the song as a kid. I wonder how many of us there are.
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 October 2014 02:55 (nine years ago) link
I've been doing it for a decade or two, which is maybe since when you were a kid.
Trying to remember who was with me and Mr. FW when we had this discussion so as to triangulate and corroborate.
Seems to me there was sometimes additional discussion about Vic Tayback's appearance on Star Trek TOS.
― You Better Go Ahn (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 6 October 2014 02:59 (nine years ago) link
i've been doing it for three decades so
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 October 2014 03:03 (nine years ago) link
You win then.
― You Better Go Ahn (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 6 October 2014 03:11 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPxxG31JOCg
― You Better Go Ahn (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 6 October 2014 03:12 (nine years ago) link
I've said this one elsewhere on ILX, but every time I make a curry it's 'Cumin, cumin, cumin, cumin, cumin, cumin... after all'
― Shepard Toney Album (dog latin), Monday, 6 October 2014 09:21 (nine years ago) link
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, January 11, 2009 9:17 AM (5 years ago)
Guess who's playing in SF tonight, and guess what song is now stuck in my head after the DJ read the entertainment listings for tonight
― sarahell, Sunday, 12 October 2014 22:39 (nine years ago) link
http://www.arlingtonglassrepair.com/files/uploads/2012/08/broken_glass-11.jpg
BROKEN GLASS, everywhere!people pissin' on the stairsyou know they just don't care
― clouds, Sunday, 19 October 2014 04:01 (nine years ago) link
Ooh, I remembered one the other day. Every time I get the train through here:
http://www.nationalrail.co.uk/SME/html/NRE_TBD/images/photos/800/o3208-0020065.jpg
I sing the station name to the tune of 'True Colours'.
― emil.y, Sunday, 19 October 2014 14:26 (nine years ago) link
http://www.harborfreight.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/i/m/image_18808.jpg
slicin' up eyeballs, whoahoahoahoaDEGREASER
― clouds, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 04:16 (nine years ago) link
not quite the same but anytime somebody says "these are the only X I know of" I have to restrain myself from singing the tag to lehrer's "the elements" -- "these are the only ones of which the news has come to haaaarvard / and there may be any others but they haven't been discaaaavered."
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Tuesday, 21 October 2014 14:28 (nine years ago) link
I have kind of the reverse problem - phrases of certain lengths always get stuck in my head to certain tunes. e.g., anything with 7-8 syllables starts reverberating to the tune of "Camptown Races." So the other day I was in the store and, after passing through the dairy aisle, started singing, "Lowfat cultured buttermilk, doo dah, doo dah . . ."
Similarly, six-syllable phrases get the classic conga line rhythm, a la The Simpsons' "You don't win friends with salad, You don't win friends with salad!"
― bippity bup at the hotel california (Phil D.), Tuesday, 21 October 2014 14:35 (nine years ago) link
ah shit..... i do that six syllable conga thing sometimes too.......
― m0stlyClean, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 21:13 (nine years ago) link
Carphone Warehouse = 'Cartoon Boyfriend'
― Turtleneck Work Solutions (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 21 October 2014 21:38 (nine years ago) link
Been working on some marketing materials for women in menopause called "Red Hot Mamas" which keeps making think of:
"Red hot mamaVelvet charmerTime's come to pay your dues
[chorus:]Now you're messin' with aA SON OF A BITCH"
Also, working with a clinic in a little town called Cottage Grove which leads to fucking China Grove.
― Darin, Wednesday, 22 October 2014 21:03 (nine years ago) link
in college a friend and I changed the words to Wings' "Let'em In":
Joseph StalinMao ZedongLeon Trotskyall sing along
Fidel CastroIdi AminVladimirLEEEENNNIIIIIINNNNN(ooh yeah)
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 22 October 2014 21:13 (nine years ago) link
The Korean filmmaker Hong Sang-soo's name is a pretty close rhyme to "Song Sung Blue"
Hong Sang-sooLikes to use his zoom lens...
― this horrible, rotten slog to rigor mortis (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 22 October 2014 21:16 (nine years ago) link
Not a phrase but an action - I sing "Cold As Ice" by Foreigner (specifically "You're digging for gold/Yet throwing away/A fortune in feelings/But someday you'll pay") whenever I clean the cat box so now that song reminds me of cat poop.
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 22 October 2014 23:28 (nine years ago) link
lol. I always sing "I really don't like it/Clean the catbox/Clean the catbox", a 98 Rock Twisted Tune from back in the 80s.
― kelly sleater's pro kinney (how's life), Thursday, 23 October 2014 00:18 (nine years ago) link
"kurdish peshmurga" to the tune of that rural juror song Jenna songs at the end of 30 rock: I will never forget you, kurdish peshmurga, I'll always be glad I met you, kurdish peshmurga
― sleepingbag, Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:10 (nine years ago) link
Whenever I see the "lock the taskbar" option in windows I sing it to the tune of Rock the Casbah.
― 29 facepalms, Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:18 (nine years ago) link
i saw the thread title 'tight black leggings and big foofy boots' and immediately it was to the chorus melody of 'style'
― Merdeyeux, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 01:21 (nine years ago) link
See, it happened again: There was a headline on Cleveland.com reading "Surgery remove's Ohio snake's toxic, swollen venom gland" and I was all "toxic swollen venom gland, doo dah, doo dah . . ."
― Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Thursday, 6 November 2014 20:13 (nine years ago) link
lol
― how's life, Thursday, 6 November 2014 20:13 (nine years ago) link
lol!
― cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Thursday, 6 November 2014 20:14 (nine years ago) link
hahahaha
― example (crüt), Thursday, 6 November 2014 21:59 (nine years ago) link
Just bought a bag of salad 'baby, baby rocket/king of the wild green herbs'
― joni mitchell jarre (dog latin), Thursday, 6 November 2014 23:08 (nine years ago) link
excellent..
― m0stlyClean, Thursday, 6 November 2014 23:33 (nine years ago) link
phil, just caught myself doing this: too much time on ilx, doo dah doo dah
― how's life, Friday, 7 November 2014 22:30 (nine years ago) link
every time i see these at work
http://i.imgur.com/hZeGvhG.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1aJW0_Bo6I
― tribe? de la? no "humpty dance?" (clouds), Saturday, 8 November 2014 05:03 (nine years ago) link
The revised S&D: Billy Joel thread reminded me of "Pressure," where the lines
But you will come to a placeWhere the only thing you feelAre loaded guns in your face
becomes
Where the only thing you feelA load of cunts in your face
― Hideous Lump, Sunday, 30 November 2014 02:50 (nine years ago) link
Quatuor pour la fin du temps, doo dah, doo dah
― I can just, like, YOLO with Uber (bernard snowy), Sunday, 30 November 2014 04:41 (nine years ago) link
pajamasto think pajamas were a thing of the pastpajamasand i hope pajamas gonna last
― Face facts poptimism hacks, your a scam. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 30 November 2014 05:35 (nine years ago) link
billy went away with the peace keeping forcecause he liked a bloody good fight of coursewent away in an old nakhchivan to the banks of the river jordan
― estela, Sunday, 30 November 2014 06:37 (nine years ago) link
Watching MotD last night and Brede Hangeland came on for Crystal Palace. Which started me off singing his surname to Shang-a-Lang by the Bay City Rollers.
― the bowels are not what they seem (aldo), Sunday, 30 November 2014 09:47 (nine years ago) link
I was in Thailand last spring and there were tropical fruits for sale everywhere which always got "whoa-oh black Betty, rambutan" stuck in my head.
Also went to a ramen place named Nudo last week which has become the chorus of Lido Shuffle
― joygoat, Sunday, 30 November 2014 15:14 (nine years ago) link
Sometimes when I'm cooking, I'll start singing "I'm using cumin" to the tune of the Human League's "I'm Only Human."
― Ex Slacker, Saturday, 6 December 2014 22:55 (nine years ago) link
i'm using cumin / a spicy rub i made
― (曇り) (clouds), Saturday, 6 December 2014 22:56 (nine years ago) link
ha, I might do that with Billy Joel's "You're Only Human."
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 6 December 2014 22:56 (nine years ago) link
I'm assuming I'm not the only one who in their head sings the title of the 'bear say hi to me' thread to the tune of SOS Band - Just Be Good To Me.
― Wet Umbrella Guard (Mr Andy M), Sunday, 7 December 2014 10:15 (nine years ago) link
this one is truly unfortunate but ...
I've been reading Hannah Arendt's "Eichmann in Jerusalem" and after a passage where she writes about how Eichmann never really made it into the Nazi inner circle ...
I have "Adolf the Nazi Scapegoat" in my head to the tune of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"
― Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Monday, 8 December 2014 00:19 (nine years ago) link
music website Wondering Sound always gets the Specials/Skatalites song "You're Wondering Now"
You're Wondering SoundWhat to doNow that you knowThis is the end
― how's life, Friday, 12 December 2014 14:19 (nine years ago) link
I do a similar thing except it's either one of a number of stock dancehall shoutouts: - 'CHAMPION SOUND', 'THE WICKEDEST SOUND'
― dive inside water and you will know (dog latin), Friday, 12 December 2014 14:23 (nine years ago) link
i've been speaking to a client called C4th1 St1rl1n9 lately and wondering why I get the Altered Images song 'Happy Birthday' stuck in my head.
― dive inside water and you will know (dog latin), Friday, 12 December 2014 14:28 (nine years ago) link
Not quite the same thing, but while we're at it:
For years, quite puzzlingly, I found whenever I'd see the word 'bacon' written down, I'd hear it sung in the voice of Neil Tennant.
It just occurred to me that this is because my mind is conflating the word 'bacon' with 'taken', specifically in the way it gets sung on 'How Can You Expect To Be Taken Seriously'.
― dive inside water and you will know (dog latin), Friday, 12 December 2014 15:15 (nine years ago) link
Now I'm thinking about copyrighting a vegetarian meat product.
― dive inside water and you will know (dog latin), Friday, 12 December 2014 15:18 (nine years ago) link
Whenever I saw the poster for the Strangers on a Train play that was on a while back I always sung it in my head to the tune of either 'Strangers in the Night' or 'Riders on the Storm', depending on the mood I was in.
― the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Friday, 12 December 2014 15:21 (nine years ago) link
Whenever I think of Sagrada Familia in Barcelona, I sing "In Sagrada Familia" to the tune of "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida."
― Murdstone From The Sun (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 13 December 2014 19:44 (nine years ago) link
Not for 17 minutes straight, though.
― Murdstone From The Sun (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 13 December 2014 19:48 (nine years ago) link
Oh, that's good! I have a whole list of architecture-related ones of these - "Ronchamp" to the tune of "Oh My Golly!", "We're at American Bar" to the tune of "We're An American Band," etc.
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 13 December 2014 20:07 (nine years ago) link
I work across the street from a small airport, and on breezy days the old Windsong perfume jingle plays in my head: "I can't seem to forget you / Your windsock stays on my mi-i-i-ind....."
― Hideous Lump, Saturday, 13 December 2014 20:55 (nine years ago) link
Ha. I sing the same song for a wine called "Windspiel."
― Murdstone From The Sun (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 13 December 2014 21:05 (nine years ago) link
Just started doing:A Winter's TaleIn a deep and dark December
― Murdstone From The Sun (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 14 December 2014 00:52 (nine years ago) link
We have two different sets of baby footie pajamas with a moose on them, which have become known as Moose Suit #1 and Moose Suit #2. Whenever one of them gets installed on the baby I have to sing this to the tune of Roots Train Number One.
― joygoat, Sunday, 14 December 2014 02:52 (nine years ago) link
Moose Suit 'jamas (jamas!)Throw back a bottle of milk
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 14 December 2014 03:03 (nine years ago) link
Boomkat will now always be known as Boom-boom-boom-KAT! in my head
― Ottbot jr (NickB), Friday, 19 December 2014 11:42 (nine years ago) link
Pretty obvious but, whenever I see an ad for Shari's Berries I sing it to the tune of Shari Vari by A Number of Names.
― Pooja Bhatt's erotic thriller Jism 2 (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 19 December 2014 12:37 (nine years ago) link
I'm snapping to guides (doodle-oo, doodle-oo)I'm snapping to gui-i-ides
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 21 December 2014 15:38 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVte8cdwpXchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70QfHtKdh_0
― example (crüt), Thursday, 12 February 2015 06:43 (nine years ago) link
whenever i see you smile
― when is the new Jim O'Rourke album coming out (spazzmatazz), Thursday, 12 February 2015 06:59 (nine years ago) link
i have a client named Margo, who has outsourced the preparation of various financial reports for the org's board of directors to me
for the past two days
I'm only making reports for Margo to "making plans for Nigel"
― Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Thursday, 12 February 2015 07:27 (nine years ago) link
We took our cat in to the vet to be neutered today, and all day long I've been singing "cat neuter" in my head to the tune of Apollonia 6's "Sex Shooter."
Cat neuter'snippin off of my ChewbaccaCome on, lose the balls
― Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Thursday, 19 February 2015 18:28 (nine years ago) link
thanks to DJP
now Girlfriend in a Coma = "hitler on the toilet"
― let he who has not approved of the ronaldinho bottle opener cast the (sarahell), Thursday, 11 June 2015 22:12 (eight years ago) link
"isomorphic to a smooth manifold" = "you've been hit by a smooth criminal"
― where the sterls have no name (s.clover), Friday, 14 August 2015 02:19 (eight years ago) link
Used to have a white cat and always sang "It's a nice day for a white kitten". I lost the cat and now whenever I hear the words "White Wedding" I think of him and miss him.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 14 August 2015 04:14 (eight years ago) link
Here kitty, kitty. Have a K. D. Lang treat
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81GQ0v0%2Bs5L._SY355_.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXqPjx94YMg
― juggulo for the complete klvtz (bendy), Thursday, 12 November 2015 02:07 (eight years ago) link
I know I mentioned this over on a Moody Blues thread, but apparently not on this one:
My daughter's favorite kind of mac and cheese is Shells and White Cheddar. "Never reaching the end..."
― SlimAndSlam, Thursday, 12 November 2015 03:23 (eight years ago) link
Local coffee sellers, Stumptown Roasters:
Stumptown Roasters sing this song,Doo-dah! Doo-dah!
― Josefa, Thursday, 12 November 2015 04:11 (eight years ago) link
― sarahell, Friday, October 3, 2014 12:12 PM (1 year ago)
saw him again yesterday
― sarahell, Thursday, 12 November 2015 05:48 (eight years ago) link
VIC TAYBACK
― i made a scope for my laser musket out of some (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 12 November 2015 06:07 (eight years ago) link
Revenge!
― joygoat, Thursday, 12 November 2015 06:09 (eight years ago) link
:)
― The Cosimo Code of Blueshammer (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 12 November 2015 09:56 (eight years ago) link
Tom Driberg famously drew attention to the fact that the phrase used to open proceedings in the House of Commons each day, "The Clerk will now proceed to read the orders of the day", could be sung to the tune of 'John Brown's Body'.
― Caput Johannis in Disco (Tom D.), Thursday, 12 November 2015 10:52 (eight years ago) link
"This PC be Warren G"
― lute bro (brimstead), Thursday, 10 December 2015 01:09 (eight years ago) link
The word podcaster to the tune of the B-52s Rock Lobster.
― how's life, Monday, 21 December 2015 15:55 (eight years ago) link
Aztec Camera's gonna get yougonna knock you right on the head
― small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Monday, 21 December 2015 16:03 (eight years ago) link
'obama don't like you and he likes everyone'
About 7 results (0.56 seconds)
― small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Monday, 21 December 2015 21:50 (eight years ago) link
While walking around Atlanta doing an architecture tour recently I somehow got architect-developer John Portman tied up with "Four Horsemen" by the Clash. Have pretty much not been able to shake it since.
― Doctor Casino, important war pigeon (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 5 January 2016 02:07 (eight years ago) link
he just built an atrium as big as the sunjohn portmaaaaaaan
― bentelec, Tuesday, 5 January 2016 02:13 (eight years ago) link
hahaha exactly
― Doctor Casino, important war pigeon (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 5 January 2016 14:24 (eight years ago) link
Silk sleep mask!Poet and a prophetSilk sleep mask!Taught me how to off it
― how's life, Saturday, 23 January 2016 08:03 (eight years ago) link
almost feel like this is too obvious not to have come up already, but whenever an application says "do you really want to exit?" it's always, always culture club
― white privilege 2: the legend of clumsy scold (wins), Saturday, 23 January 2016 10:37 (eight years ago) link
Maybe not in the spirit of things since they're both names, but "Vin Diesel" is always to the tune of "Ben Weasel" as performed by The Queers.
― the thirteenth floorior (Doctor Casino), Monday, 15 February 2016 05:09 (eight years ago) link
More RHCP lately when I'm feeding my cat:
My talking leaf speaks ofA TENDER BEEF FEAST
― how's life, Monday, 29 February 2016 21:10 (eight years ago) link
My wife has a real good one for the John Denver classic...
Toothpaste on my shoulder looks like bird pop
― kornrulez6969, Monday, 29 February 2016 21:23 (eight years ago) link
"Boricua College" to the theme of "Eureeka's Castle."
― never ending bath infusion (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 16:50 (eight years ago) link
"Homi Bhabha" ~ "Floridada"
― Harvey Manfrenjensenden (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 5 July 2016 15:43 (seven years ago) link
Roger Corman's wretched Teenage Cave Man has forever transformed the way I hear/sing the climax of "Baba O'Riley."
― five memes that i can hardly stand to view (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 17 July 2016 00:17 (seven years ago) link
"Take your card and your cash will follow" En Vogue style.
― thomasintrouble, Sunday, 17 July 2016 00:33 (seven years ago) link
― five memes that i can hardly stand to view (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 17 July 2016 04:00 (seven years ago) link
you're crumbelievable
― flappy bird, Sunday, 17 July 2016 05:46 (seven years ago) link
i remember back in 2007 learning from a teenager that they only knew "unbelievable" thanks to the kraft "crumbelievable" commercial. that kid is now working on a ph.d.
― five memes that i can hardly stand to view (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 17 July 2016 06:38 (seven years ago) link
maybe this is deliberate but I was cleaning out my oven the other day using a well known oven cleaner and immediately started singing 'That's what my heart yearns for now/Oven Priiiide'
― TARANTINO! (dog latin), Sunday, 17 July 2016 10:49 (seven years ago) link
"Take your card and your cash will follow" En Vogue style.― thomasintrouble, Sunday, 17 July 2016 01:33 (10 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Yes, me too every time
― TARANTINO! (dog latin), Sunday, 17 July 2016 10:50 (seven years ago) link
"Pictures of chickens
chickens, oh! chickens"
No idea why.
― MaresNest, Sunday, 17 July 2016 10:57 (seven years ago) link
Pictures of lily is terrible for this for me. Generally hearing 'pictures of' something-two-syllabled, which happens surprisingly often.
― inside, skeletons are always inside, that's obvious. (dowd), Sunday, 17 July 2016 12:07 (seven years ago) link
For some reason, I always sing "Two cheeseburgers and a microphone" during where it's at
― poolboy skew (voodoo chili), Sunday, 17 July 2016 13:15 (seven years ago) link
"I've been waiting for delivered food" to Foreigner's "Waiting for a Girl Like You"
― sarahell, Sunday, 17 July 2016 17:56 (seven years ago) link
Whenever I have to clock into my work's logging system: "clock in noooowwww honey, clock in nowwww!"
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 18 July 2016 00:29 (seven years ago) link
thanks to my stupid ass workplace playlist:
all the other kids with pumped up kicks say CLEVELAND ROCKS! CLEVELAND ROCKS!
― clouds, Monday, 18 July 2016 00:48 (seven years ago) link
haha, when I was a kid, I used to sing "thats what my stomach yearns for now/sauce on piiiieeee".
But then again I used to change the lyrics to everything, such as Echo and the Bunnymen's "put on a decent record" to the tune of "bring on the dancing horses"
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 18 July 2016 01:16 (seven years ago) link
Dem party bullshit always makes me hear the Doors:
She's a
*BOMP!* *BOMP!*
Debbie Wasserman Schultz!
― how's life, Monday, 25 July 2016 13:12 (seven years ago) link
domo arigato, D0m P4ssantino
― hippie lady from california who loves that god (unregistered), Monday, 25 July 2016 23:41 (seven years ago) link
it's the little old lady, D0m P4ssantino
― hippie lady from california who loves that god (unregistered), Monday, 25 July 2016 23:42 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/j3YK5xm.jpg
D0menico P4ssantinoP4ssantino, that is where I'll beD0menico P4ssantino with me
― hippie lady from california who loves that god (unregistered), Monday, 25 July 2016 23:44 (seven years ago) link
another one bites the dust?
it's time to catch the bus
― mh, Tuesday, 26 July 2016 14:02 (seven years ago) link
(At about 1:20 mins) The chorus of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPzhUp8mWgs
to the tune of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSMmxyGeEb4
Take that, Creed
― sbahnhof, Friday, 12 August 2016 22:39 (seven years ago) link
was washing fever-sweaty bedclothes yesterday while singing "the secret life of ammonia"
― le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Friday, 12 August 2016 22:40 (seven years ago) link
The Winston Wolf/Harvey Keitel Direct Line advert where the guy has a bathroom leak that he's tried and failed to fix.
Keitel: "So, you've got an uncontrollable leak?"Me: "I've got an uncontrollable leakHe's got an uncontrollable leakI've got an uncontrollableIt's got style, it's got classSo strong, I can't let it pass I gotta tell you all about itI gotta scream and shout it"Mrs aldo: "Shut the fuck up"Me: "Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah"Mrs aldo: "I'm leaving"
― Horizontal Superman is invulnerable (aldo), Thursday, 25 August 2016 10:07 (seven years ago) link
This morning:"Anti-matter? (Shattered)"
― I Don't Sound Like Nobodaddy (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 25 August 2016 13:47 (seven years ago) link
"Pepperidge Farm" >>> "Paper In Fire"
― Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 22 September 2016 17:30 (seven years ago) link
My kid has a book called "i dreamt I was a dinosaur" that has lines like "here is sammy stegosauraus busy foraging for food / he likes kay camarosaurus but she's in a grumpy mood" and it's impossible for me to read it without it sounding like the Nails "88 lines about 44 women"
― joygoat, Thursday, 22 September 2016 18:38 (seven years ago) link
Also just now, at the laundromat (in what must be a spiritual successor to "I'm Doin' Laundry" upthread):
Add the bleach! Add the bleach!Get out those fuckin' stains!
― Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 22 September 2016 18:54 (seven years ago) link
Trump towers just a sign of the powerOf loving you, oh baby
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 25 October 2016 14:22 (seven years ago) link
Most days I have cause to sing...
I'm ah kitty in a box,
I'm ah kitty in a caaaaaaaardbooooard box
― MaresNest, Tuesday, 25 October 2016 14:29 (seven years ago) link
leeeet's clean the theat-er agaaaaaaaainleeeet's clean the theat-er agaaaaaaaain
― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 1 November 2016 10:17 (seven years ago) link
How does it feel to beout of the pineapplepizza?
― how's life, Monday, 21 November 2016 20:00 (seven years ago) link
So not gonna happenSo!Not gonna happenSo not gonna happenAnymore...
― how's life, Tuesday, 27 December 2016 15:23 (seven years ago) link
Infuriatingly, this prompt, when I'm stepping away from the desk for lunch
http://cwtuning.com/imgs/ImageTips/eng/Win_7/DisableLockWorkstation.png
gets mashed up with "Rock This Town" by the Stray Cats: "We're gonna lock this computer/lock it inside out/etc."
― how's life, Wednesday, 2 August 2017 16:47 (six years ago) link
Whenever I see the words Pop Secret, I always prefix them with a 'gimme gimme' in my head.
― I Dream of Juice (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 2 August 2017 16:54 (six years ago) link
Jasper Johns,What's that flower you have on
― Star Star City Slang (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 19 September 2017 22:09 (six years ago) link
My mom was visiting and made one of her old standby vegetarian recipes. Once again I found myself singing "couscous tacos" to the tune of "Zoot Suit Riot."
― geoffreyess, Tuesday, 19 September 2017 22:44 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbA01F6_gns
Graham Lambkin - The Personality
i usually think of the Davy Crockett song ("king of the wild frontier") when i hear the cello here.
― braunld (Lowell N. Behold'n), Tuesday, 19 September 2017 23:32 (six years ago) link
lol @ "gimme gimme pop secret" pretty firmly linked to Arrested Development in my mind but that's great
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 20 September 2017 00:01 (six years ago) link
I now have the phrase "take a knee" going through my head to the tune of "take on me" and I need it to stop.
― MarkoP, Tuesday, 26 September 2017 16:52 (six years ago) link
Kind of the reverse of this scenario, but a thing that's been happening a lot lately is 1) I hear a two-syllable word or phrase, 2) I then sing '(two-syllable word/phrase), baby (two-syllable word/phrase)' to the tune of 'Love Shack'. Like I say, this is happening a lot. Maybe I should see a neurologist.
― Gewgaws for Meemaw (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 26 September 2017 16:58 (six years ago) link
Shana Tova to the tune of Cuyahoga by R.E.M.
― sarahell, Tuesday, 26 September 2017 17:22 (six years ago) link
The 'ramblechat' jingle from the Adam Buxton podcast morphs into Now That We've Found Love by Third World when it gets to the 'blah blah blah' bit...
― MaresNest, Tuesday, 26 September 2017 21:18 (six years ago) link
xp oh no
― bodak horseman (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 26 September 2017 22:09 (six years ago) link
My dog takes one of these daily and we keep the box on top of the fridge, so whenever I get anything from the fridge I end up with ACID REDUCER, I'M NO LOSER stuck in my headhttps://www.dailymed.nlm.nih.gov/dailymed/archives/image.cfm?archiveid=44680&type=img&name=a5cfbbe2-93b4-4015-ae15-5ac11ef9b948-01.jpg
― joygoat, Thursday, 5 October 2017 18:39 (six years ago) link
It's been almost nine years since this thread started, and the sight of a midget now always prompts "girlfriend in a coma" -- the other day it was "Midget with a Smoothie" (this was a different midget than the previous years' midget with a trashbag)
― sarahell, Thursday, 5 October 2017 18:48 (six years ago) link
sarahell is in my brain, as this is pretty much me 900% of the time. I am an amateur collector of phrases that can be sung to the tune of "Girlfriend in a Coma."
When my children were babies it was "baby in a diaper I know, I know, it's serious."
Recent other examples:
Gerbil with a carrot I know, I know...
Penguin in the men's room...
Robot with a migraine...
Ninja with some hummus...
― P as in pterodactyl (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 5 October 2017 18:57 (six years ago) link
just now: Cat that looks like Hitler, I know, I know ...
― sarahell, Thursday, 5 October 2017 19:05 (six years ago) link
great thread
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Thursday, 5 October 2017 19:05 (six years ago) link
I do this with times and "Slave to the Rhythm."
Ladies and Gentlemen, Miss Grace Jones. Eight Twenty Seven.
EIIIIGHT TWENTY SEVENNNNNN
― El Tomboto, Friday, 6 October 2017 00:30 (six years ago) link
"lock the taskbar" is also timeless, shame on microsoft
― El Tomboto, Friday, 6 October 2017 00:32 (six years ago) link
No more lock the taskbar, I know, I know, it's serious ...
― sarahell, Friday, 6 October 2017 06:06 (six years ago) link
"Smiling Pizza," neighborhood pizzeria
Smiling PizzaSmiling Pizza sometimes they don't tell the truthSmiling Pizza, Smiling Pizza tell lies, and I got the proof
― Josefa, Friday, 6 October 2017 06:20 (six years ago) link
Every time I see a review for this show that i know nothing about:
Because I'm Nathan for You but I'm not that Nathaaaan.
― Frederik B, Friday, 6 October 2017 09:16 (six years ago) link
See, it happened again: There was a headline on Cleveland.com reading "Surgery remove's Ohio snake's toxic, swollen venom gland" and I was all "toxic swollen venom gland, doo dah, doo dah . . ."― Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Thursday, November 6, 2014 3:13 PM (two years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Thursday, November 6, 2014 3:13 PM (two years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
"Sadly, toxic algae blooms, doo dah, doo dah"
https://www.facebook.com/NationalWildlife/photos/a.10150122178318987.297864.5644748986/10155890323003987/?type=3&theater
― how's life, Friday, 13 October 2017 11:57 (six years ago) link
Oh, Camptown Races is another great one.
― looser than lucinda (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 13 October 2017 12:46 (six years ago) link
Often when I get myself some green tea, I'm getting it with Greensleeves playing in my head. It's best whenever it's the Leonard Cohen version.
And if I have anything with old cheese (slice, salad, whatever), it tends to go on Simon & Garfunkel's Old Friends. "Old cheese. Old cheese. Great on a toast made of fine wheats." or similar.
― Valentijn, Friday, 13 October 2017 13:11 (six years ago) link
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― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 13 October 2017 13:14 (six years ago) link
someone on fb posted a picture that included a visible package of Tillamook County Smokers .... I had the Michael Jackson song stuck in my head for at least 30 minutes non-stop
― sarahell, Friday, 13 October 2017 18:05 (six years ago) link
basically, it's not just my inexplicable phrases/songs -- I end up with other people's as well
― sarahell, Friday, 13 October 2017 18:07 (six years ago) link
for some reason I started hearing that to the tune of "big rock candy mountain"
― mh, Friday, 13 October 2017 18:08 (six years ago) link
oh but I had a new one last night! -- "Windows Defender" to the tune of "Ghetto Defendant" by The Clash
― sarahell, Friday, 13 October 2017 18:09 (six years ago) link
it was like some deep subconscious Manchurian Candidate thing, as I had not heard or even thought about that song for at least 20+ years
― sarahell, Friday, 13 October 2017 18:11 (six years ago) link
good one
― mh, Friday, 13 October 2017 18:15 (six years ago) link
"Take your card and your cash will follow" En Vogue style.― thomasintrouble, Sunday, 17 July 2016 01:33 (10 hours ago)
― TARANTINO! (dog latin), Sunday, July 17, 2016 11:50 AM (one year ago)
This one always gets me too.
― emil.y, Friday, 13 October 2017 18:17 (six years ago) link
I do wonder if the entirety of Combat Rock can be inspired through regular use of Windows (pre-Windows 10 - R.I.P. lock the taskbar)
― sarahell, Friday, 13 October 2017 18:25 (six years ago) link
Ha! Speaking of the Clash...
Spanish Bombs - Oh my car is on
― kornrulez6969, Friday, 13 October 2017 18:29 (six years ago) link
Recently been infected by a Steely Dan one - "Breaaaaaaaad - it will come back to you." and "Caaaaaake, it will come back to you.", works with loads of words, it really is a sickness.
― barbarian radge (NotEnough), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 20:45 (six years ago) link
― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, November 1, 2016 12:17 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 10:30 (six years ago) link
At some point, I started hearing Iggy's shouted chorus in 'Down in the Street' as 'DEWALT! DEWALT!' and now my brain always tries to turn the song into a commercial for power tools.
― Winky Carrothers (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 12:10 (six years ago) link
Or I guess I should say, for the purposes of this thread, that I always find myself singing 'Down in the Street' when I use my drill.
― Winky Carrothers (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 12:12 (six years ago) link
When I use my drill I invariably sing "I... found... my... DRILL, on Blueberry Hill."
― what if a much of a which of a wind (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 12:47 (six years ago) link
Possibly influenced or reinforced by this cartoon:
https://framasphere.org/camo/9d84d67542bd86d9be33cb145fbb502e527a101b/68747470733a2f2f732d6d656469612d63616368652d616b302e70696e696d672e636f6d2f353634782f64622f30622f65632f64623062656336363238353962313539633538646161346238666638636532332e6a7067
― what if a much of a which of a wind (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 12:49 (six years ago) link
It keeps coming back to this:
I almost forgot this one, whenever I see Fujiya and Miyagi's name, I sing it to "Kokomo"Fujiya, Miyagi, oooh i wanna take ya― Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, January 11, 2009 9:17 AM (eight years ago)
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, January 11, 2009 9:17 AM (eight years ago)
My drill is a Makita, so I sing, Makita, Miyagi, ooh i'm gonna drill ya ... to the tune of Kokomo
― sarahell, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 15:59 (six years ago) link
At work a few years back we were ordering a lot of Wagamama’s when working late. To this day, their Amai Udon makes me go “amai udon - amai - amai udon” to the bridge melody of Livin’ Joy’s Dreamer.
― bamboohouses, Thursday, 2 November 2017 09:03 (six years ago) link
haha, I'm now gonna be doing this too
― kinder, Thursday, 2 November 2017 12:54 (six years ago) link
You can probably guess what song materialized as I wrote 'November rent' on the Memo line of the check.
― Vas the deferens? (Old Lunch), Friday, 3 November 2017 13:50 (six years ago) link
http://youtu.be/JBy_M4hVHag
― kinder, Friday, 3 November 2017 18:21 (six years ago) link
Getting a rental car at the Denver airport today, there were four traffic islands between lanes where you had to wait for shuttle buses, labeled island 1-4. I’ve had “island number three, that is what we are” in my head since.
― joygoat, Friday, 3 November 2017 23:42 (six years ago) link
agh I just read a tweet about Denver airport then read this thread
― kinder, Saturday, 4 November 2017 00:01 (six years ago) link
Upland bog But to get there is an uphill slog
― bumbling my way toward the light or wahtever (hardcore dilettante), Saturday, 4 November 2017 21:01 (six years ago) link
Casual Pants --> American Band
― sarahell, Tuesday, 14 November 2017 22:16 (six years ago) link
Moist (vreeeeeeet)Towelette (vrooooot)
― Sushi and the Banchan (Spectrist), Thursday, 16 November 2017 09:52 (six years ago) link
"Fried Egg I'm In Love" to the Cure song
― thomasintrouble, Thursday, 16 November 2017 12:10 (six years ago) link
Also my cat is called Moey so we sing
"I can call you Moey,and Moey when you call me, you can call MIAOW"
― thomasintrouble, Thursday, 16 November 2017 12:15 (six years ago) link
― how's life, Thursday, 16 November 2017 14:10 (six years ago) link
Bloomberg has this little 2-factor authentication gadget for their terminal, the B-B-B-B-B Unit!. Four five years on, still in my head.
― Siegbran, Thursday, 16 November 2017 15:00 (six years ago) link
awwwwww call MIAOW! <3
― sarahell, Thursday, 16 November 2017 21:58 (six years ago) link
Related:
I've spent a good chunk of today going
"I'M PORTER RIIIIICKS! REEEEEE!"
― mag gerwig! (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 17:38 (six years ago) link
I'm in the target market for that comment, and lol
― mh, Wednesday, 6 December 2017 19:23 (six years ago) link
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
RELATED:To the tune of Carly Simon's "Anticipation" --> EX FO LI AAAAATION - IS MAKIN' ME FLAKE.
― ian, Wednesday, 6 December 2017 19:27 (six years ago) link
for the past month or so:
"roy moore, juan peron, toscanini, dacron"
― Stupor Fly, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 01:37 (six years ago) link
To 'Vogue'?
― Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Thursday, 21 December 2017 00:26 (six years ago) link
This doesn't really work for this thread, but just walked into The Strand Bookstore and started mentally singing Roxy Music's "Do The Strand."
― Burru Men Meet Burryman ina Wicker Man (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 21 December 2017 00:40 (six years ago) link
There's some (unused) boxes of LED wire at work, and I can't pass them without it triggering "LED, LED wire, stay close to meeee"
― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 21 December 2017 15:56 (six years ago) link
Now singing “Sweet Baby James” to the tune of “Sweet Lady Jane.”
― Steely Rodin (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 23 December 2017 13:53 (six years ago) link
And, of course, this: Songs That Reference Carry On Films Somehow
― Steely Rodin (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 23 December 2017 13:55 (six years ago) link
Call me by blondie
― kolakube (Ross), Saturday, 23 December 2017 23:08 (six years ago) link
LeFrak Center (ice skating rink) in Prospect Park, Brooklyn
Aaaaaah... Frak out!LeFrak... c'est chac!
― Josefa, Saturday, 30 December 2017 19:47 (six years ago) link
one day when I was reading the rimming thread I thought of the song by Spanky and Our Gang and now forever, "I'd Like to Get to Know You" goes...
well Id like to lick your buttholeif I could
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 31 December 2017 16:56 (six years ago) link
I like Wolves In The Throne Room but I always end up singing their name in my head to the song Bernard sings in Black Books "cows in the morning 1-2-3 upland at them with a STICK!"
― Bimlo Horsewagon became Wheelbarrow Horseflesh (aldo), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 12:34 (six years ago) link
inexplicably, for a few weeks off and on i've had the saw-the-video-once Limp Bizkit comeback failure "Gold Cobra" stuck in my head, except the chorus is
Golan and Globus they're golden,They're golden, so golden, y'allGolan-Globus
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 14:43 (six years ago) link
http://imgur.com/RQT4Us2l.png
These are your orders, seems like it's do it or dieSo please read them closelyWhen you've learnt them be sure that you eat them up
― mick signals, Sunday, 1 April 2018 14:29 (six years ago) link
Was in the pub the other night singing along to The Killers' classic "I'm Norman Whiteside"
― bad left terf nut (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 April 2018 14:47 (six years ago) link
By Order of the Fire Chief I know, I knowIt's serious
― how's life, Monday, 23 April 2018 11:37 (five years ago) link
In a local grocery this weekend I spotted some large yellow courgettes, with a the name written on a tag in front of them. I must have looked at the tag for a split second.. Cue my brain singing 'large yellow courgettes' to the tune of Raspberry Beret at me for 3 days straight.
― raise my chicken finger (Willl), Monday, 23 April 2018 11:42 (five years ago) link
Not to the tune of “Little Red Corvette”(?)
― absorbed carol channing's powers & psyche (morrisp), Monday, 23 April 2018 12:46 (five years ago) link
― how's life, Monday, 23 April 2018 12:51 (five years ago) link
Thanks, I now have a B side for my unshakeable brainworm.
― raise my chicken finger (Willl), Monday, 23 April 2018 18:30 (five years ago) link
lately been hearing Jack Kirby to the sound of David Lowery singing Jack Ruby.
― how's life, Friday, 25 May 2018 13:37 (five years ago) link
"total goat rodeo" » "rollin' down Rodeo"
― noel gallaghah's high flying burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 15:11 (five years ago) link
Maria Butina and the jingle for Maria Christina wine. Happens every time.
https://youtu.be/eUWlyLKXEeU
― dinnerboat, Sunday, 22 July 2018 03:15 (five years ago) link
I was visiting our local water park a few weeks ago when I spotted an older guy with a Psychopathic Records Hatchet Man tattoo. Wouldn't you know it, Bob Marley was playing over their sound system at the time. Since then, I've had
He was a Juggalo grandpaAt Six Flags America
stuck in my head.
― how's life, Monday, 23 July 2018 16:41 (five years ago) link
^This is not quite the right thread for that post, but it was the best I could find.
― how's life, Monday, 23 July 2018 16:44 (five years ago) link
Every time I see a package of “Baby Arugula” in the grocery store I get Raffi’s “Baby Beluga” stuck in my head. Am I doing this right?
― stillHera, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 02:03 (five years ago) link
A friend brought a six pack of these to a BBQ the other day and I've been screeching the name to myself in a Brian Johnson voice sincehttps://untappd.akamaized.net/photos/2018_07_07/bde3196677c33356204e07e97d1b7e52_640x640.jpg
― joygoat, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 02:24 (five years ago) link
He was a Juggalo grandpaAt Six Flags AmericaThis is v funny, and I don’t want you to think it is going unappreciated
― i’m still stanning (morrisp), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 02:59 (five years ago) link
^^^
― This is a total Jeff Porcaro. (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 04:47 (five years ago) link
yes, very good
― Gâteau Superstar (dog latin), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 07:43 (five years ago) link
"Strangers On A Train" and "Blame It On The Rain"
― |Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 27 September 2018 15:04 (five years ago) link
"Man Bun" to the tune of "Slow Ride"
― sarahell, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 03:33 (five years ago) link
*walks into local specialty grocery store* *overcome by Elton John voice* “Well I love to shop / at the International Pantry...”
― Swag Heathen (theStalePrince), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 04:07 (five years ago) link
god fucking damn this is a great revive
― flappy bird, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 04:11 (five years ago) link
Saw Spider Baby tonight and Matthew Sweet's "Super Baby" has been in my head ever since.
― geoffreyess, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 04:21 (five years ago) link
We have a kid's book called 'What can rabbit see?', it can only be read to the tune of Mercy Mercy Me.
― Toss another shrimpl air on the bbqbbq (ledge), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 07:56 (five years ago) link
https://i.redd.it/1oh153dyiiey.jpg
― Darin, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 20:52 (five years ago) link
Over the last week I keep hearing "brett kavanaugh" in place of "suntanama" from the Genius' verse on ODB's "Damage".
― joygoat, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 21:27 (five years ago) link
Max Muncy from the Dodgers always makes me think of Brass Monkey
― frogbs, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 21:31 (five years ago) link
Message from the wreckage, it is soft-rock shitTLS handshake, the over-grown super shit
― |Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Monday, 8 October 2018 17:48 (five years ago) link
But I can't find my keyring anymoreIs it under something on the floor?I need to unlock and lock my doorI should have left the house at fourBut baby I can't find my keyring anymore
― |Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 03:26 (five years ago) link
If Beale Street Could Talk to the tune of "These Walls" by Kendrick Lamar
― flappy bird, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 04:43 (five years ago) link
douchebag in an AudiI know, i know, you're serious
― sarahell, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 18:29 (five years ago) link
https://img.discogs.com/3oSqTlLZ-QFFPVjEgUuJapyIro4=/fit-in/300x300/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(40)/discogs-images/R-7032799-1432192692-7771.jpeg.jpg
K-19, The WidowmakerIt was directed by BigelowIt's hard times befallen, sub survivorsHe's Liam Neeson, and I'm just Harry FooooooordK-19!
― |Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 16:51 (five years ago) link
― peace, man, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 16:54 (five years ago) link
Don't save the fileDon't change a thingFor me
― |Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Friday, 22 March 2019 17:53 (five years ago) link
US Politics March 2019: “I can’t say I’m happy. I can’t say I’m thrilled. The dreams in which I'm dying are the dreams in which I'm... killed”
― shoulda zagged (esby), Friday, 22 March 2019 18:40 (five years ago) link
PG Tips (the "tea of the English Working Class") = "I can almost smell [sniff sniff] your TB sheets..."
― Paul Ponzi, Thursday, 4 April 2019 20:55 (five years ago) link
Various things get sandwiched into Hall & Oates' Maneater these days:
Whoa-oh here she comesWatch out boy, she'll bomb your homeWhoa-oh here she comesShe's a cruise missile
― ☮ (peace, man), Thursday, 11 April 2019 17:18 (five years ago) link
eh, meant to underline cruise missile there to showcase the interchangeable parts.
― ☮ (peace, man), Thursday, 11 April 2019 17:20 (five years ago) link
xxp - PG Tips has a totally different association for me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTam9BJJq9w&t=17
― Vaguely Threatening CAPTCHAs, Thursday, 11 April 2019 18:29 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTam9BJJq9w&t=17
― Vaguely Threatening CAPTCHAs, Thursday, 11 April 2019 18:30 (five years ago) link
Oh well, it was supposed to be the PB Crisps ad from 1994
― Vaguely Threatening CAPTCHAs, Thursday, 11 April 2019 18:33 (five years ago) link
youtube with an error, i know, i know, it's serious
― sarahell, Thursday, 11 April 2019 18:38 (five years ago) link
Occasionally I have to teach people how to use an espresso machine, and one crucial step is telling them to "purge the group head" which I always think to the melody "hang the DJ hang the DJ hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ hang the DJ hang the DJ" but I never sing it out, I just get a faraway look for a moment while it happens.
― mick signals, Thursday, 11 April 2019 19:00 (five years ago) link
re: H&O, I was giving myself the giggles with "You're out of touch, I'm out of time / Blood runs out of my head when you're not around" earlier this week, shoutout to whoever shared that one upthread
― |Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 11 April 2019 23:33 (five years ago) link
🎶"It's not like salmon, but a little like trout and it's name is tilapia".🎶
https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/images/ic/960x540/p01bqhrp.jpg
― Darin, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 16:07 (four years ago) link
every day is a SAFFRON ROAD ... frozen entrees on sale today ...
― sarahell, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 16:10 (four years ago) link
We buy these little satsumas that are branded as 'easy peelers', now renamed 'peaceful easy peelers'
― MaresNest, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 17:52 (four years ago) link
emily, emily can't you see / sometimes your words just hypnotize me
― flappy bird, Friday, 10 May 2019 18:31 (four years ago) link
Just picked up an early Dick novel
https://borgdotcom.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/world-jones-made-e.jpg
and I can't get the chorus of this out of my head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEuWE_pm5O4
― mick signals, Friday, 17 May 2019 15:12 (four years ago) link
Don't cryDon't raise your eyeIt's only
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/98/Teenage_caveman.JPG
― Good morning, how are you, I'm (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 14:59 (four years ago) link
Bam-Bam O'Riley
― ☮ (peace, man), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 15:02 (four years ago) link
https://youtu.be/M3qoqkKCK3M?t=1689
― Screamin' Jay Gould (The Yellow Kid), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 16:35 (four years ago) link
It’s not that inexplicable — but when I see the word “Panama” (like on my TV right now, where soccer is playing), my head plays the obvious tune
― Consider the coconut (morrisp), Thursday, 27 June 2019 02:13 (four years ago) link
d'oh... i got introduced to teenage caveman by that MST episode so i've certainly seen that Tom Servo riff, but forgotten it. and hear i thought i was on the cutting edge of dad song joke humor.
― Good morning, how are you, I'm (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 27 June 2019 13:24 (four years ago) link
I was recently pouring vodka into a water bottle, so as to bring it someplace where it was technically not allowed, and I explained to my wife that it was stealth vodka.
We both immediately shouted STEALTH VODKA! in a Fred Schneider style
― Rumspringsteen (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 17 August 2019 11:55 (four years ago) link
― ☮ (peace, man), Saturday, 17 August 2019 17:00 (four years ago) link
A+
― sarahell, Sunday, 18 August 2019 16:17 (four years ago) link
My cabin had a problem with an ermine that kept getting in, but we could never find and catch it. One day my boyfriend was over and his car was parked out front, and my cousin spotted a tiny ermine disappearing under his car. So she came in and reported, "John, there's a baby ermine underneath your car."
John: What?Cousin: There's a baby ermine underneath your car.John: WHAT?Cousin (patiently): Underneath your car, there's a baby ermine.
Cousin and I looked at each other, had an epiphany, and simultaneously sang "Underneeeeaaaath your car, there's a baby ermine!" to the tune of Shakira's "Underneath Your Clothes."
― Lily Dale, Thursday, 22 August 2019 09:41 (four years ago) link
I don't know why, but my horrible brain has recently started torturing me with:
Here I am!Rock you like I'm Herman Cain!
― Auld Drink of Misery (zchyrs), Thursday, 22 August 2019 14:45 (four years ago) link
On a similar note, I keep singing "Joe Biden" to the tune of KISS's "Black Diamond"
― Darin, Thursday, 22 August 2019 15:59 (four years ago) link
loooool
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Thursday, 22 August 2019 19:15 (four years ago) link
TaskRabbit to the tune of "Phat Rabbit."
― Good morning, how are you, I'm (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 25 August 2019 02:18 (four years ago) link
I started using a cpap machine this summer for sleep apnea, and mentally refer to it as the "apnea machine". When I put it on before bed now I hear Paul Westerburg saying, "how do you say good night to an apnea machine?"
― joygoat, Monday, 26 August 2019 14:19 (four years ago) link
Jordan Henderson will all be thereMane Salah Firmino, what a scene
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 26 August 2019 14:41 (four years ago) link
How do you mendA broken poptart
― FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Monday, 26 August 2019 15:52 (four years ago) link
It’s totally problematic Whenever you’re around Problematic
Pointer sisters voice
― ILX’s bad boy (D-40), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 15:56 (four years ago) link
― chap, Sunday, November 30, 2008 2:33 PM (ten years ago
when I read that Robert Mugabe died the other day, I thought of this
― sarahell, Saturday, 7 September 2019 21:10 (four years ago) link
/There was a Charlie Brooker article some time ago in which he said that every time Robert Mugabe was mentioned, his name started going around Brooker's head to the tune of Eleanore Rigby. The same thing has started happening to me since I read the article.― chap, Sunday, November 30, 2008 2:33 PM (ten years ago/when I read that Robert Mugabe died the other day, I thought of this
― bendy, Sunday, 8 September 2019 00:42 (four years ago) link
♫ Octa octa,gimme the news,I've got a bad caseof loving you ♫
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 09:37 (four years ago) link
*Octo octa obv
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 09:38 (four years ago) link
this content's not available right now ---> that joke isn't funny anymore by The Smiths
― sarahell, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 16:32 (four years ago) link
There's a store here called "Pet Places". My wife and I always sing it to the tune of "Face Dances" when we drive by.
― j.o.h.n. in evanston (john. a resident of chicago.), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 17:57 (four years ago) link
Hunh, now this is happening to me, but to the tune of Love’s “Robert Montgomery”.
How do you think Arthur Lee wrote "Robert Montgomery"?
― The Inner Mounting Phlegm (Tom D.), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 18:00 (four years ago) link
Triggered by seeing the thread 'The Irish' on ilx:
"Help the Irish,One time they were just like youDrinking, smoking cigs and sniffing glueHelp the IrishDon't just put them in a homeCan't have much fun when they're all on their ownGive a hand, if you canTry and help them to unwindGive them hope and give them comfort'Cause they're running out of time"
:-/
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 18:19 (four years ago) link
i'd make bolognese for ya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SR6iYWJxHqs
― unashamed and trash (Unctious), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 18:22 (four years ago) link
Better to 'God Gave Rock and Roll to You'.
― Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 18:24 (four years ago) link
To me, Octo Octa doesn't summon Robert Plamer.
It summons Thompson Twins.
https://youtu.be/APyl6Cnbfzw
― Ramen? No thanks, I prefer them cooked (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 11 September 2019 18:38 (four years ago) link
sometimes I like to sing to owen pallet's midnight directives, "the way will be lit, i'm a fat piece of shit, oh whooooah"
― unashamed and trash (Unctious), Tuesday, 24 September 2019 05:03 (four years ago) link
rude!
― sarahell, Tuesday, 24 September 2019 20:01 (four years ago) link
When I attempt to crack macadamia nuts "woooaah macadamia, fighting to survive"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSbyk0VReyo
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 24 September 2019 20:29 (four years ago) link
What becomes of the brokenhearted?Had to shitBut only farted
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Thursday, 17 October 2019 18:10 (four years ago) link
I see a bunch of Yang 2020 stickers around including ones that say "Yang Gang" which immediately got this, which I completely forgot existed for the last 30 years, stuck in my head:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXGgWf2lacM
― joygoat, Friday, 1 November 2019 16:02 (four years ago) link
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hobo_with_a_Shotgun
Hobo with a Shotgun, I know, I know, it’s serious
― Manitobiloba (Kim), Friday, 1 November 2019 20:18 (four years ago) link
^^ yes!!!
― sarahell, Friday, 1 November 2019 20:19 (four years ago) link
Rudy! Giuliani! to the tune of Hey! Luciani!
― Fine Toothcomb (sonofstan), Friday, 1 November 2019 20:45 (four years ago) link
* "Jojo Rabbit" to the "mojo rising" part of "L.A. Woman"* "Tammy and the T-Rex" to "Devil in a Blue Dress"
― weird ilx but sb (Doctor Casino), Friday, 1 November 2019 22:07 (four years ago) link
whenever someone says "it's cold outside" (which they did today ALOT) I immediately think "and the paint's peeling off of my walls"
― henry s, Saturday, 2 November 2019 00:48 (four years ago) link
'have a good one' makes me think of Joanna newsom
― flappy bird, Monday, 4 November 2019 04:18 (four years ago) link
Jonathan Demme's Ricki and the Flash, to the tune of the Dickies' "Manny Moe and Jack."
― weird ilx but sb (Doctor Casino), Friday, 15 November 2019 18:22 (four years ago) link
"the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually still alive" to the tune of Klaatu's "Sir Bodsworth Rugglesby III"
― weird ilx but sb (Doctor Casino), Friday, 15 November 2019 20:29 (four years ago) link
black friday to the tune of Black Planet by Sisters of Mercy
― sarahell, Thursday, 28 November 2019 22:45 (four years ago) link
Saw an ad for ham from a 1960s newspaper that a friend posted on fb. In addition to the shank portion, the ad noted that one could also purchase the “butt face portion.”Now whenever I hear “butt face portion” it’ll be to the tune of Foreigner’s “Juke Box Hero.”
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 29 November 2019 00:27 (four years ago) link
Got stars in his eyes
― they see me lollin' (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 29 November 2019 01:53 (four years ago) link
(to the tune of "Dirty Boots")
TURKEY SOUPTURKEY SOUP, BABY
― icy bike chain rain (zchyrs), Saturday, 30 November 2019 00:48 (four years ago) link
I enjoying singing TRASH NIGHT!! to the tune of Parliament's FLASHLIGHT when I need to wheel the bins out to the curb for the garbage collection.
― Chantilly Bass, Saturday, 30 November 2019 05:57 (four years ago) link
I nicked this from somewhere else but I still sing - when the occasion arises - 'lock the taskbar' to the tune of Rock the Casbah.
― Life is a meaningless nightmare of suffering...save string (Chinaski), Saturday, 30 November 2019 10:56 (four years ago) link
it's upthread in a couple places. a great one imo.
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 30 November 2019 16:39 (four years ago) link
Thinking of youAnd the things you do to meThat make me love youNow I'm living in Exeter
― does it look like i'm here (jon123), Saturday, 30 November 2019 18:35 (four years ago) link
Mr. BonamassaMr. Joe Bonamassa
(Mista Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina )
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 4 December 2019 08:49 (four years ago) link
Thinking of youAnd the things you do to meThat make me love youNow I'm living in Exeter― does it look like i'm here (jon123), Saturday, November 30, 2019 6:35 PM (four days ago) bookmarkflaglink
― does it look like i'm here (jon123), Saturday, November 30, 2019 6:35 PM (four days ago) bookmarkflaglink
Hah!
― YOU CALL THIS JOURNALSIM? (dog latin), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 10:56 (four years ago) link
xp: nice!
― ☮ (peace, man), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 11:27 (four years ago) link
And if the real thing don't do the trickYou better make up something quickYou're gonna burn, burn, burn, burn, burn into the wickOooh.....
OK boomer
― Una Palooka Dronka (hardcore dilettante), Saturday, 7 December 2019 04:00 (four years ago) link
haaaaaaaaa
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 7 December 2019 12:23 (four years ago) link
In the jungleThe mighty jungleThe Lion sleeps tonight
Ouroboros, Ouroboros, Ouroboros, Ouroboros, Ouroboros, Ouroboros, Ouroboros, Ouroboros,
― ... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Sunday, 26 January 2020 17:49 (four years ago) link
Wuhan!! Got You All In Check
― joygoat, Thursday, 30 January 2020 15:39 (four years ago) link
where did you get that one from?
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 30 January 2020 15:47 (four years ago) link
Any time I hear someone on the radio talk about the corona virus
― joygoat, Thursday, 30 January 2020 15:48 (four years ago) link
I recently bought some bird food that is "insect and pepper flakes"
Which is great fun to the tune of "Incense and Peppermints"
― Okay, you're an ambulance (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 30 January 2020 15:50 (four years ago) link
xp Wuhan has been a weird constant in my life for a decade now - first I got married there, then my sister-in-law moved there, now I organise students coming from there to the UK. So it's been in my head since 2010. Could be worse.
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 30 January 2020 15:51 (four years ago) link
hahaha "insect and pepper flakes"
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 30 January 2020 17:04 (four years ago) link
The Corrs, "Breathless": go on, go on.... feed me breakfast
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 30 January 2020 17:05 (four years ago) link
Also, my partner uses a "Kleen Kanteen" brand thermos for her coffee, and it has given rise to a number of songs as I wash the dishes, with Sheryl Crow's "Steve McQueen" most badly affected. REM's "Electrolite" (also mentioning McQueen) has also been invoked, along with the "clean machine" line from "Penny Lane."
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 30 January 2020 17:06 (four years ago) link
When i was a kid, I thought Pink Floyd's "Have a Cigar" was Ozzy's "Crazy Train".
Cos he sings Gravy Train but i thought it was Crazy Train
So now that's the way i hear it
Fuck Roger Waters
― ... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Thursday, 30 January 2020 18:27 (four years ago) link
local oyster n seafood joint's staff used to wear t-shirts that said Shrimply Irresistible. so basically the robert palmer song no longer even exists for us. we came up with some excellent lines for it, too, but i can't recall 'em right now.
― andrew m., Thursday, 30 January 2020 20:45 (four years ago) link
xp - I had a similar issue with Stone Roses "I Wanna Be Adored" -- thinking it was a cover of Stooges' "I Wanna Be Your Dog" -- years later I still hear "adored" as "your dog"
― sarahell, Sunday, 2 February 2020 19:08 (four years ago) link
https://imgur.com/a/y2h1rqD
bang a gong
― Julius Caesar Memento Hoodie (bendy), Friday, 14 February 2020 18:00 (four years ago) link
errr
― Julius Caesar Memento Hoodie (bendy), Friday, 14 February 2020 18:01 (four years ago) link
every time I walk down the tinned veg aisle:
https://i.imgur.com/DXMGlPi.jpg
― doorstep jetski (dog latin), Monday, 17 February 2020 15:23 (four years ago) link
― ☮️ (peace, man), Monday, 17 February 2020 21:04 (four years ago) link
Covid-19
Oh I swear
At this moment
You mean everything
― "Yeah usually it's more like 3:22." -John Cage's wife (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 7 March 2020 11:01 (four years ago) link
This happened to me this week when I asked my son, "Do you want some soup for lunch?" -- and then immediately started singing "soup for lunch" to "Slave for Love."
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 7 March 2020 20:25 (four years ago) link
Out on the street for a livin'Picture's only begunOoohhhJOE BIDEN
― Darin, Monday, 9 March 2020 06:21 (four years ago) link
Also corona-related, to the tune of Personal Jesus;
REACH OUTTOUCH FACE
― Siegbran, Monday, 9 March 2020 06:42 (four years ago) link
I hadn't heard or thought about Cut Your Face by June of 44 in years but now I hear "SHOW ME HOW YOU TOUCH YOUR FAAAACE!" in my head many times a day
― Vaguely Threatening CAPTCHAs, Monday, 9 March 2020 21:06 (four years ago) link
Covid-19No we can't dance togetherNo we can't talk at allPlease take me along when you slide on down
― Quinoa pedal (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 16:14 (four years ago) link
Sheeeeeeeeee had Covid-19, Covid-19I loved her soBut she was too young to fall in loveAnd I was too young to know
― does it look like i'm here (jon123), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 16:26 (four years ago) link
On a whim, my wife bought something called "Raspberry Rosé."
We both took approximately .0001 seconds to sing "the kind you find in a secondhand store."
― Quinoa pedal (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 13 March 2020 01:03 (four years ago) link
SibeliusYou're breaking my heartYou're shaking my confidenceDaily
― Robbie Shakespeare’s Sister Lovers (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 23:55 (four years ago) link
and IIIIIIII shit on the ceilingI can't believe itThat you still talk to me
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 00:42 (four years ago) link
There's this girl that's been on my mindAll the timeCo-covidio
― closed beta (NotEnough), Monday, 6 April 2020 21:57 (four years ago) link
we're BAKIN A PIE to Takin a Ride by the 'mats
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Monday, 6 April 2020 21:58 (four years ago) link
All masked up and no place to goPsych 1, Psych 2What do you know?All your life is COVID-19Sesame StreetWhat does it mean?
I'll tell you what it means...
PRESHAH!
― cuomo money, cuomo problems (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 6 April 2020 22:21 (four years ago) link
we're BAKIN A PIEto Takin a Ride by the 'mats― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Monday, April 6, 2020 5:58 PM (one hour ago)
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Monday, April 6, 2020 5:58 PM (one hour ago)
― Three Hundred Pounds of Almond Joy (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 6 April 2020 23:17 (four years ago) link
this isn't really the same thing cuz it isn't a phrase i saw, but i just heard it today on the radio, so: whenever i hear "jet" by paul macca and wings i always sing "jet! ooohhhooohoohoohhoo, RALPH NADEEEEEER, JAMES SPADER!"been doing that for years. i can't even remember what the real words are.― scott seward, Sunday, 30 November 2008 22:56 (eleven years ago) link
― scott seward, Sunday, 30 November 2008 22:56 (eleven years ago) link
Last week, my wife asked if I wanted crepes, and I immediately sang back at her, "CREPES! Woo-oo-oo-OOO-oo-oo-OOO-oo-oo..."
― SlimAndSlam, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 01:30 (four years ago) link
Also corona-related, to the tune of Personal Jesus;REACH OUTTOUCH FACE
My Franco sibling in their childhood thought it was "Richard, t'as faim?" and I never hear it differently now
― we have no stan but to choice (flamboyant goon tie included), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 03:21 (four years ago) link
MasksWait, they don't love you like I love you.
― Three Hundred Pounds of Almond Joy (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 04:25 (four years ago) link
PTSD, we're making that green,People always say, "What the hell does that mean?"
― Three Hundred Pounds of Almond Joy (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 23:10 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/uiad83p.png
No need to ask, it's an egg separatorEgg separator, egg separatorEgg separator
― anatomy of a buttless wonder (unregistered), Thursday, 9 April 2020 17:09 (four years ago) link
oh that is really good, that will follow me forever
― cuomo money, cuomo problems (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 9 April 2020 17:15 (four years ago) link
When you're sliding into firstAnd you hear BLAPSQUISHPLOPSLURPOnomatopoeia
― Bo Johnson Coviddied (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 April 2020 17:24 (four years ago) link
when i was a kid my bff and i made a whole weird al parody of "smooth operator" called "smooth toilet paper"it was awesome
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Thursday, 9 April 2020 17:26 (four years ago) link
Go wipe your ass with theSMOOTH TOILET PAPAH
― Bo Johnson Coviddied (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 April 2020 17:30 (four years ago) link
smoooooothtoilet papaaaaaaahh
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Thursday, 9 April 2020 17:36 (four years ago) link
imagining the phrase "go wipe your ahhhsss" in sade's voice is too much lol
― fauci wally (voodoo chili), Thursday, 9 April 2020 17:55 (four years ago) link
the one part i remember is the "coast to coast" part which ended
I think I'll diiiiiiiiieSo I buy thesmooth toilet papaaaah
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Thursday, 9 April 2020 18:01 (four years ago) link
FWIW I have been known to sing the Offspring "you gotta keep 'em sepaRATed" thing while separating eggs. Also helps with recycling.
A seam ripper (a sewing implement) is usually intoned to the tune of "Moon River." Seam ripper, wider than a mile etc.
― cuomo money, cuomo problems (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 9 April 2020 18:17 (four years ago) link
That said, a friend of mine once worked in an office where someone who used the restroom in a spectacularly malodorous fashion, at about 12:00 every day. This person was stealthy and was never observed in the act. In fact, there was speculation that the person may not even have worked there, but rather was a worker on an adjacent construction site. He or she became known as "the noon shitter."
It became, as they say, A Thing.
Inevitably "noon shitter" became followed by "wider than a mile..."
― cuomo money, cuomo problems (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 9 April 2020 18:22 (four years ago) link
xp - ha "Seam ripper" for me, translates to "Sex Shooter" by Appolonia 6 -- "Seam Ripper, ripping seams in my direction!"
― sarahell, Thursday, 9 April 2020 18:45 (four years ago) link
and on the Sade topic -- a friend has a dog named Blade. Another friend and I thought it was funny to pronounce the dog's name "Bla-day" (to rhyme with Sade the singer) which spawned dog-themed lyrics to Sade's greatest hits: Smooth Pupperator, Sweetest Dog Food, etc.
― sarahell, Thursday, 9 April 2020 18:48 (four years ago) link
That said, a friend of mine once worked in an office where someone who used the restroom in a spectacularly malodorous fashion, at about 12:00 every day. This person was stealthy and was never observed in the act. In fact, there was speculation that the person may not even have worked there, but rather was a worker on an adjacent construction site. He or she became known as "the noon shitter."It became, as they say, A Thing.Inevitably "noon shitter" became followed by "wider than a mile..."― cuomo money, cuomo problems (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, April 9, 2020 6:22 PM (thirty-three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― cuomo money, cuomo problems (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, April 9, 2020 6:22 PM (thirty-three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
Whoa-oh here he comesWatch out boy, he'll foul your jobWhoa-oh here he comesHe's a noon shitter
― ☮️ (peace, man), Thursday, 9 April 2020 18:59 (four years ago) link
nice
― cuomo money, cuomo problems (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 9 April 2020 19:11 (four years ago) link
I'm leaning how to code and "yarn start" makes me think of this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHi54FfM29E
― The Mandymoorian (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 10 April 2020 17:06 (four years ago) link
I always hear Prince's Housequake when I see the Outbreak! thread on ILX. Shut up already, damn!
― Darin, Friday, 10 April 2020 19:12 (four years ago) link
Woah oh black pepper, blam alam!
― Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Friday, 10 April 2020 20:19 (four years ago) link
old black pepper, keep on rollinmississippi moon woncha keep on shinin on me
― cuomo money, cuomo problems (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 10 April 2020 20:37 (four years ago) link
If you're lost and you look and you will find meSix feet apart
― cuomo money, cuomo problems (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 10 April 2020 23:34 (four years ago) link
downloading updates ---> I know what boys like by The Waitresses
― sarahell, Monday, 13 April 2020 17:46 (four years ago) link
― Vanishing Point (Chinaski)
― cuomo money, cuomo problems (Ye Mad Puffin)
Ha, for me black pepper is always to the tune of the SPT version of 'Black Metal' by Venom.
― emil.y, Monday, 13 April 2020 17:52 (four years ago) link
Lay down your bowlTo the gods of shrimp creole
― genital giant (Neanderthal), Monday, 13 April 2020 18:16 (four years ago) link
You don't need money, don't take fameDon't need no credit card to ride this trainIt's strong and it's sudden and it's cruel sometimesBut it might just save your lifeThat's the Puddle of Mudd
― ☮️ (peace, man), Wednesday, 15 April 2020 17:00 (four years ago) link
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 15 April 2020 17:38 (four years ago) link
COVID-nine-teenNow we’re sharing the same dream
― Swag Heathen (theStalePrince), Friday, 17 April 2020 17:14 (four years ago) link
don't know much about historydon't know much biologydon't know much immunologydon't know bout epidemiology
but I know more than doctors doCOVID-19 is just the fluI am such a smart guy, yay for me
― genital giant (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 April 2020 17:26 (four years ago) link
classic
― ☮️ (peace, man), Saturday, 18 April 2020 19:42 (four years ago) link
covid nineteenno we can't dance togetherno we can't touch at allplease leave me alone when you leave your house
― edgard varese-type beat (voodoo chili), Saturday, 18 April 2020 19:49 (four years ago) link
hah voodoo, I had the same thought
Covid-19No we can't dance togetherNo we can't talk at allPlease take me along when you slide on down― Quinoa pedal (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, March 10, 2020 12:14 PM (one month ago) bookmarkflaglink
― molon labe, kemo sabe (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 18 April 2020 20:41 (four years ago) link
great minds, terrible diseases
― edgard varese-type beat (voodoo chili), Saturday, 18 April 2020 20:42 (four years ago) link
Sweet, sweet, little Corona
― Three Hundred Pounds of Almond Joy (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 19 April 2020 17:25 (four years ago) link
Just bought Alice Coltrane's 'Ptah, the El Daoud', but I keep singing the title to the tune of 'Mouldy Old Dough' by Lieutenant Pigeon.
― Portsmouth Bubblejet, Sunday, 19 April 2020 17:45 (four years ago) link
I kissed my girlBy the factory wallPtah, the El Daoud,Mouldy Old Dough
― The little engine that choogled (hardcore dilettante), Monday, 20 April 2020 05:16 (four years ago) link
Shake ShackGo ahead and give it to meShake Shack Honey, take me through the night
― ☮️ (peace, man), Monday, 20 April 2020 14:03 (four years ago) link
ok but
The Shake Shack is a little old place whereWe can get together
― molon labe, kemo sabe (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 20 April 2020 15:08 (four years ago) link
This probably doesn't count but I always replace the word 'man' in a song with 'nan' today hilarious effect.To wit: I'm waiting for my nan.Nan! I feel like a woman.Nan on the moon.Naneater.Nan in the mirror.
― Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Monday, 20 April 2020 16:38 (four years ago) link
*to hilarious effect. With hilarious effect? Fucking hell.
Chinaski I love this and it will become my new hobby.
I'm a NAN, yes I am, and I can't help but love you soNannish Boy (spelled N... A, child... N)I'm a nan and so's LolaSharp-Dressed Nan
― molon labe, kemo sabe (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 20 April 2020 17:40 (four years ago) link
any five-syllable phrase with stress on the fourth acquires the melody of the background singers in calexico's 'güero canelo'
― mookieproof, Monday, 20 April 2020 17:49 (four years ago) link
Albert R Broccoli ---> Mesopotamia by the B-52s
― sarahell, Monday, 20 April 2020 18:22 (four years ago) link
Hah, Ye Mad Puffin - sharp dressed Nan just made in real life lol!
― Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Monday, 20 April 2020 18:32 (four years ago) link
I do the 'nan' (or gran) thing too.
'Space-Gran, I always wanted you to go into / Space-Gran!'
― doorstep jetski (dog latin), Tuesday, 21 April 2020 22:50 (three years ago) link
brotherssisterswe don't need this mega vote thing
― last updated a group of five done twelve times ago (geoffreyess), Monday, 11 May 2020 23:58 (three years ago) link
I've been biking around town a lot and finding weird neighborhoods I'd never been in before. Whenever I end up trapped in some subdivision I hear Run's voice from sucker mcs in my head saying 'take that move back it's a cul-de-sac'
― joygoat, Tuesday, 9 June 2020 18:10 (three years ago) link
aged 7 or 8 i remember my dad singing "all coppers are bastards" to the tune of the line "pop does the weasel" when he didn't know i could hear him -- and then (to my mum's tremendous glee) having to explain to me what it means, why someone would say it, and finally why "bastard" is a bad word that it isn't polite to use― mark s, Monday, 8 June 2020 16:32 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglinklol― Subverted by buggery (Tom D.), Monday, 8 June 2020 16:34 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglinkwell i can't unhear that now― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 8 June 2020 18:23 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― mark s, Monday, 8 June 2020 16:32 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― Subverted by buggery (Tom D.), Monday, 8 June 2020 16:34 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
well i can't unhear that now
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 8 June 2020 18:23 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― Subverted by buggery (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 18:50 (three years ago) link
proof of the timelessness of the Beatles' melodies:
Something in the way she poopsIt's like she's got a second butthole
and
Lovely Rita Taco MaidNothing can come between usWhen it gets darkYou feed me rice and beans
― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 18:59 (three years ago) link
I remember reading somewhere on ILM many years ago, "Lovely Rita Meter Maid two big tittie in an escalade" and to this day I sing that when I hear the song.
― Darin, Wednesday, 10 June 2020 20:09 (three years ago) link
Cat litter!Scoop it out to get even
― peace, man, Wednesday, 10 June 2020 21:02 (three years ago) link
Quesadila, quesadilla men have called you
― Swag Heathen (theStalePrince), Monday, 15 June 2020 18:10 (three years ago) link
“Quesadilla, quesadilla men have NAMED you....”
― Swag Heathen (theStalePrince), Monday, 15 June 2020 18:11 (three years ago) link
LolCame to postLexeme, the strawberry girlLexeme, banana split ladybecause of today's Spelling Bee
― Quit It And Hit It Sideways (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 3 September 2020 23:53 (three years ago) link
I will too often find myself wandering around the apartment singing "I don't know where my phone is...." to the tune of that Nelly Furtado songs, which is double bad 'cos now I can't find my phone and I'm singing a Nelly Furtado song........
― m0stlyClean, Friday, 4 September 2020 01:31 (three years ago) link
I do the same thing!
― peace, man, Friday, 4 September 2020 12:45 (three years ago) link
oh see mine is "I want to know where phone is, I want you to show me" dunno if that's worse
― sarahell, Friday, 4 September 2020 14:15 (three years ago) link
I think you better call my phoneCome on, help me find my shit
― Neanderthal, Friday, 4 September 2020 14:44 (three years ago) link
"Where is my phone" for me is sung to the tune of "Where is my Mind?"
― tater totalitarian (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 4 September 2020 15:41 (three years ago) link
oooh!! good one!
― sarahell, Friday, 4 September 2020 15:42 (three years ago) link
No no guys, it's to the tune of 'Where is the Love?'
― emil.y, Friday, 4 September 2020 15:52 (three years ago) link
Where is phone? Oh baby don't hurt medon't hurt meno more
― neith moon (ledge), Friday, 4 September 2020 15:53 (three years ago) link
both ledge's and emil.y's came into my head before they posted it, lol....
― Neanderthal, Friday, 4 September 2020 15:56 (three years ago) link
y'all gon make me lose my phoneup in hereup in here
I've been thinking about starting a thread similar to this which is just 'songs you sing to your cat', as every time I feed my boy shrimp & plaice wet food I sing him "I'm gonna feed you shrimp and plaice, gonna stuff it in your face" or similar (usually Prodigy version rather than Max Romeo tbh). Also lots of songs modified to be about his fluff.
― emil.y, Friday, 4 September 2020 15:56 (three years ago) link
Phone/keys, it is you I'm looking for...
For the cat, it's 'I'm going to feed you Norman, I'm going to feed you, yes I am!' He looks at me like I'm a dick, of course,
― Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Friday, 4 September 2020 16:11 (three years ago) link
"ain't no food dish high enough"
― Neanderthal, Friday, 4 September 2020 16:16 (three years ago) link
anyone incorporating wet ass pussy into their songs for cat repertoire?
― sarahell, Friday, 4 September 2020 16:18 (three years ago) link
Ha, not yet!
― emil.y, Friday, 4 September 2020 16:37 (three years ago) link
my best friend has a cat with a big butt and she used to shout DUMPTRUCK at her, and then that word made her boyfriend and I to break into the Thong Song, before stopping once we remembered we were singing it about a cat
― Neanderthal, Friday, 4 September 2020 16:43 (three years ago) link
I'm pretty sure I've sung "let me see that fluff, Albyyyy, that fluff fluff-fluff fluff-fluff" at my cat.
― emil.y, Friday, 4 September 2020 16:48 (three years ago) link
― Neanderthal, Friday, 4 September 2020 16:52 (three years ago) link
awwwwwww Alby!
― sarahell, Friday, 4 September 2020 17:24 (three years ago) link
Furtado phone search will likely enter my repertory, thank you.
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 4 September 2020 19:55 (three years ago) link
I have no clear idea why but every time I read the new US politics thread title I think:
People that you've never heard of, people that are in the dark shadowsAll entrances delivered, courtesy of winter
― Don't be such an idot. (Old Lunch), Friday, 4 September 2020 19:58 (three years ago) link
(to the tune of "You Get What You Give")
Fashion shoots with Beck and HansonMurder rap to keep you dancin'With a crime record like Charles MansonCome around we'll kick your ass in
― Neanderthal, Friday, 4 September 2020 19:59 (three years ago) link
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
WE DIDN'T START THE FIYAH!
― tater totalitarian (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 4 September 2020 20:00 (three years ago) link
always love how that song reduces weighty historic moments as 2 second soundbytes
if he was describing the last year, it'd be
Contentious election yearGlobal pandemic is hereAngry streets, police beatsQAnon is hot
― Neanderthal, Friday, 4 September 2020 20:10 (three years ago) link
'vid nineteenon the scenewhat else do I HOOS to steen?
(should probably be in Songs where it's fun to say HOOS in place of the actual lyrics)
― tater totalitarian (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 4 September 2020 20:41 (three years ago) link
The famous COVID-era phenomenon of Bad Hands (when you’ve touched something from outside of your home and need to wash your hands before doing anything else)— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) August 28, 2020
saw this tweet, and now every time i go too long without sanitizing i hear springsteen scream "BAD HANDS, you gotta live it everyday!"
― ptah el dude (voodoo chili), Friday, 4 September 2020 20:54 (three years ago) link
I have no clear idea why but every time I read the new US politics thread title I think:People that you've never heard of, people that are in the dark shadowsAll entrances delivered, courtesy of winter
― syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 4 September 2020 21:29 (three years ago) link
every time I see the name Ted Danson I think of Elvis Costello's "No Dancing" and what it would be like if the lyrics were all about Ted Danson
― frogbs, Friday, 4 September 2020 21:32 (three years ago) link
Whenever I see an Imperial IPA, the Unrest song plays in my head.
― “Pizza House!” (morrisp), Saturday, 5 September 2020 00:09 (three years ago) link
but iiii don't feel like Dansonno sir, no Danson for me
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 5 September 2020 01:17 (three years ago) link
also, xpost: I only know a couple of Unrest songs, am working off West Coast Love Affair and coming up with "i'll meet you IPA..... I'll drink you, IPA"
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 5 September 2020 01:18 (three years ago) link
haha, that would be better actually
― “Pizza House!” (morrisp), Saturday, 5 September 2020 01:25 (three years ago) link
had to drive co-worker to a meeting in suburbs that involved taking highway 238 ... i warned him I would get the Misfits stuck in my head ...
We're on 238We're on 238 ...
he was warned
― sarahell, Saturday, 5 September 2020 02:04 (three years ago) link
On a recent camping trip someone used a Jetboil to make coffee and I had Jet Boy, Jet Girl stuck in my head for quite a while.
― Lily Dale, Saturday, 5 September 2020 02:14 (three years ago) link
I absolutely do that with any number that ends with 38 My kid is hardcore into Pokémon lately and I get a bunch of their names set to tunes in my head. Besides the obvious Siouxsie pronunciation of pikachu, I hear Stevie Nicks or Gene Simmons saying “golduck woman” and Stephen Malamus yelling “not here babe...torchic!”
― joygoat, Saturday, 5 September 2020 15:11 (three years ago) link
My Bloody valentinedead rotting valentineyou made me rip out your heaaaaaaaaaaaaart
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 5 September 2020 15:29 (three years ago) link
Whoa, AntietamWe could make it together
― ABBA O RLY? (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 11 September 2020 01:40 (three years ago) link
Gonna see the RonaGot a ticket for the Bay City Rona
― ABBA O RLY? (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 11 September 2020 01:56 (three years ago) link
Don’t think I’ve ever looked at the menu of an Indian restaurant without singing “Vindaloo!” to the tune of ABBA’s “Waterloo.”
― Can Butch Vig not do "dynamimcs"? (morrisp), Saturday, 12 September 2020 00:43 (three years ago) link
totally owned by the actual lyrics of "I Just Wanna Have Something To Do" for me
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 12 September 2020 00:49 (three years ago) link
OTM
― ABBA O RLY? (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 12 September 2020 16:49 (three years ago) link
Here’s your ticketHear the drummer get triptych
― ABBA O RLY? (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 18 September 2020 00:08 (three years ago) link
Or substitute on the first line instead of you prefer
― ABBA O RLY? (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 18 September 2020 02:43 (three years ago) link
whenever i see last posted by ilxor "One Eye Open" I get "I'm Not Losing Sleep" by Julian Cope stuck in my head for at least 30 minutes
― sarahell, Friday, 18 September 2020 05:38 (three years ago) link
“Born Under Punches”/The Jerk“Take a look at these cans!”
― ABBA O RLY? (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 26 September 2020 04:02 (three years ago) link
Lol, nice.
This is still a problem for me.
Whoa-oh here she comesWatch out boy, she'll raise your boatWhoa-oh here she comesShe's an airbladder
― 📺👁️ (peace, man), Saturday, 26 September 2020 13:16 (three years ago) link
Me dealing with a constipated dog that I was walking last week had an rewrite of the Shoop Shoop song in my head.
"Is it in the street?Oh no, that's just some sticksIs it by his feet?Oh no, that's melted TwixIf you wanna noThe dogg didn't goIt's still in his butt"
― LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 September 2020 13:35 (three years ago) link
oh my God, that's super-relevant to my life right now.
― 📺👁️ (peace, man), Saturday, 26 September 2020 16:09 (three years ago) link
*ugly kid joe voice* "10 things I still hate about you!"
(needs a "still" to work, in my head)
― swing out sister: live in new donk city (geoffreyess), Saturday, 26 September 2020 16:34 (three years ago) link
We watch a lot of Dodger games in my house and whenever Kike Hernandez comes to bat my wife sings “Kike, do you love me?”
― sctttnnnt (pgwp), Sunday, 27 September 2020 01:20 (three years ago) link
it's a good day for you to learn alt-0233
― Thoia Thoing, Maryland (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 27 September 2020 02:24 (three years ago) link
Ha - sorry. Kee-kay.
― sctttnnnt (pgwp), Sunday, 27 September 2020 02:55 (three years ago) link
I read right past that and wondered why he was coming to beat your wife.
― error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 27 September 2020 03:32 (three years ago) link
"It's your turn..."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LED83F8tW10
― calstars, Sunday, 27 September 2020 10:59 (three years ago) link
I was vaguely thinking of making spaghetti carbonara for dinner.
Now my head is like, "going to carbonara in my mind."
Can't you see the bacon
― velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 27 September 2020 18:28 (three years ago) link
lolin my mouth, it's paaasta carbonaara
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 27 September 2020 18:49 (three years ago) link
Someone in my social media orbit posted something about how the way to deal with pandemic isolation plus winter isolation is to "think like a Norwegian."
And of course we all went off on a long mental vacation singing that to the tune of "Walk Like an Egyptian."
― zombeekeeper (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 22:54 (three years ago) link
“How I got COVID,” to the tune of “How I Got Over”
― She Thinks I Will Dare (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 10 October 2020 23:15 (three years ago) link
Could also be “How I Got Rona,” I guess
― She Thinks I Will Dare (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 10 October 2020 23:16 (three years ago) link
whenever I see this thread I think of that Burger King ad with little people cowboys singing “Buffalo mini sirloin burgers” over a campfire
― brimstead, Sunday, 11 October 2020 01:08 (three years ago) link
I’m currently reading Yoon Ha Lee’s Revenant Gun, every time I pick it up I start singing the title to the tune of The Who’s “Eminence Front” to myself.
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Sunday, 11 October 2020 01:31 (three years ago) link
I keep singing rona to the tune of Craig Mclachlan's Mona.
― Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Sunday, 11 October 2020 12:35 (three years ago) link
Recent thread gets High Plains Drifter by the beastie boys stuck in my head “read me my rights, as if I didn’t know this / threw me in the tank with TRUMP GOT COVID”
― joygoat, Sunday, 11 October 2020 12:42 (three years ago) link
Ha, will now start singing Rona to Bo Diddley's "Mona."
― She Thinks I Will Dare (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 11 October 2020 12:50 (three years ago) link
every time I see the word “hotelier” in my head I hear Juvenile saying it
― A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Sunday, 11 October 2020 14:09 (three years ago) link
I feel like it happens w a couple of other words too, but that’s the one that makes me irl lol
― A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Sunday, 11 October 2020 14:10 (three years ago) link
I guess I'm sadly unaware of Bo Diddley's stuff - hadn't realised it was a cover! Thanks James.
― Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Sunday, 11 October 2020 14:14 (three years ago) link
― She Thinks I Will Dare (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, October 10, 2020 4:15 PM (yesterday)
haha now -- 2nd level -- "How I got COVID" to the tune of "Crimson and Clover"
― sarahell, Sunday, 11 October 2020 15:53 (three years ago) link
A few years back I glimpsed a story on the news where the headline was “Bizarre Manspreading Assault” (presumably, per Google, this one), for some reason my brain immediately inserted that phrase into the scansion of Pete Townshend’s “Let My Love Open The Door”, and ever since I’ve found myself intermittently singing “bizarre manspreading assault” under my breath to the melody of the Townshend song entirely unprompted by any reminder of manspreading or “Let My Love Open The Door”’s existence.(I guess I could’ve posted that in this thread at any point since 2017 but this is the first time since then that an instance of the described phenomenon has lined up closely enough with a thread revive for me to a) Remember the thread’s existence and b) Not go “aww, man, I know this has happened to be before, I just can’t think of how or with what song.”)
― really looking forward to wearily scrolling past all your posts (Champiness), Sunday, 11 October 2020 21:55 (three years ago) link
wowwww
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 12 October 2020 00:22 (three years ago) link
‘MatsWait, they don’t love you like I love you#OneThread
― She Thinks I Will Dare (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 12 October 2020 04:19 (three years ago) link
Pinky & the Brain obviously already have an iconic theme song, but also: to the tune of "Blame it on the Rain."
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 12 October 2020 16:56 (three years ago) link
there was a buttermilk culture/in the heart of the refrigerator
― brimstead, Wednesday, 14 October 2020 17:47 (three years ago) link
♬ "Demonyms spoken in claasss todayyyyyy" ♬
― Ilxor in the streets, Scampo in the sheets (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 15 October 2020 11:18 (three years ago) link
POLL pots, POLL pots, POLL pots, POLL pots
― Here Comes a Slightly Irregular (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 15 October 2020 23:45 (three years ago) link
it's the new Oktoberfest Pretzelsthey're 2 for 7 bucks...
― sarahell, Friday, 16 October 2020 16:12 (three years ago) link
I mean, as the threadstarter I had absolutely no hopes for it. Turns out Lindelof did the right thing in the end, which I didn't expect in the slightest. Happy to have expectations undone.― Ned Raggett, Saturday, October 17, 2020 12:53 PM (three hours ago)
― Guitar Dick (morrisp), Saturday, 17 October 2020 23:06 (three years ago) link
“I AM THE GOD OF THREADSTARTING!”
― Here Comes a Slightly Irregular (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 17 October 2020 23:10 (three years ago) link
lol x2
― sarahell, Sunday, 18 October 2020 19:24 (three years ago) link
big RAGGS aka the
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 18 October 2020 20:43 (three years ago) link
The name of a certain lawyer who used to be mayor of NYC to the tune of “Gary, Indiana.” Been doing this since he WAS mayor, I think, don’t believe I posted it before/zingposting.
― Spiral "Scratch" Starecase (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 25 October 2020 06:31 (three years ago) link
We watch a lot of Dodger games in my house and whenever Kike Hernandez comes to bat my wife sings “Kike, do you love me?”― sctttnnnt (pgwp), Saturday, September 26, 2020 9:20 PM (four weeks ago)
― sctttnnnt (pgwp), Saturday, September 26, 2020 9:20 PM (four weeks ago)
At this point in our household, "Randy Arozarena" is always sung to the tune of "Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer."
― Weston-super-Mare, Minehead, Lynmouth, Ilfracome, etc. (SlimAndSlam), Sunday, 25 October 2020 21:42 (three years ago) link
"Certified Lover Boy" reminds me of "Sugar pie honey bunch" from the Four Tops "I Can't Help Myself"
― irerisered, Sunday, 1 November 2020 22:02 (three years ago) link
Lots of phrases that fit the meter of “Vamos a la Playa”
― JoeStork, Sunday, 1 November 2020 22:38 (three years ago) link
"Charlemagne" to the tune of Lou Reed singing "Sally Mae" on "Foggy Notion."
― An Andalusian Do-rag (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 19:23 (three years ago) link
wait, he isn't actually singing Charlemagne????????
― sarahell, Tuesday, 10 November 2020 19:31 (three years ago) link
Didn't the Windows icon for the top-level folder used to be 'My Computer'? I swear at some point it changed to 'This PC' without me noticing, because I've only recently caught myself unconsciously saying 'This PC be Warren G' when I open it.
― Some dads are not YOUR dad (Old Lunch), Saturday, 14 November 2020 20:55 (three years ago) link
Hahahahaha
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 14 November 2020 21:14 (three years ago) link
yes it was My Computer for a very very long time
― sarahell, Saturday, 14 November 2020 22:06 (three years ago) link
Someone tweeted an alert they’d gotten from Reverb about Sun Ra’s synths, plus their “play now, pay later” payment plans on gear. The tweeter said, “Sun Ra AND predatory lending? Now that’s my kind of email!”Now I can only hear “predatory lending” to the tune of Sun Ra’s “Interplanetary Music.”
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Saturday, 14 November 2020 22:12 (three years ago) link
"four seasons total landscaping" ... (sorry) ... to Human League "Don't You Want Me"
I was working at four seasons total landscaping ... when I met you
― sarahell, Saturday, 14 November 2020 22:19 (three years ago) link
The four years we have had have been such good at timesI still love youBut now I think it's time I lived my life on my ownI guess it's just what I must do
― kiss some penis reference (breastcrawl), Saturday, 14 November 2020 23:21 (three years ago) link
scratch that:
The four years we have had have been such good timesI still love you now hate youAnd now I think it's time I lived my life on my ownI guess it's just what I must do
― kiss some penis reference (breastcrawl), Saturday, 14 November 2020 23:24 (three years ago) link
the song’s scenario is basically the current ‘dialogue’ between Trump and America: “You know I don’t believe you when you say that you don’t need me” —“Yeah, whatever. We’re so over now”. #doyousee?
― kiss some penis reference (breastcrawl), Saturday, 14 November 2020 23:39 (three years ago) link
I wanna know Have you ever seen Lorraine Falling downDown the stairs
― Specific Ocean Blue (dog latin), Sunday, 15 November 2020 01:59 (three years ago) link
Whooooa We're half way thereWhoooo-oaaah Falling down the stairs
― Specific Ocean Blue (dog latin), Sunday, 15 November 2020 02:00 (three years ago) link
both ace
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Sunday, 15 November 2020 02:02 (three years ago) link
underused subject matter in songs
― Specific Ocean Blue (dog latin), Sunday, 15 November 2020 03:01 (three years ago) link
I'll tell you once more before I get to the stairsI'm falling down
I'm falling downgroos!I'm falling downgroos!
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 15 November 2020 03:40 (three years ago) link
just want to say that I have always sung it in my head as "Lorraine"
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 15 November 2020 03:45 (three years ago) link
My mother-in-law recently regifted me a huge cheese spread that she received as a token of appreciation for some legal work she did for someone. So now, every time I open my fridge, I hear to the tune of Ziggy Marley:
Wisconsin Cheeseman, where is your past?Wisconsin Cheeseman, how long will you last?
― peace, man, Saturday, 5 December 2020 19:21 (three years ago) link
I am a cheeseman for the county
― (the one with 3 L's) (Willl), Saturday, 5 December 2020 19:23 (three years ago) link
Lol I love the randomness of that... but did "African Herbsman" somehow get mixed up in it?
― Josefa, Saturday, 5 December 2020 19:29 (three years ago) link
This is the inverse phenomenon, but thinking of John Bonham singing from other thread reminded me that I can never, ever hear “Out On The Tiles” w/o the little song he wrote that Page based the riff on:I’m out on the tilesI feel a little better, now I’ve had a pint of bitter andI’m out on the tiles
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 5 December 2020 19:36 (three years ago) link
Wait where is this Bonham singing discussion?
― that is how it crumbles cookiewise (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 5 December 2020 21:20 (three years ago) link
really about John Paul Jones singing in Zeppelin thread
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 5 December 2020 21:37 (three years ago) link
Most car license plate holders that have the name of the dealership at the bottom I sing to "Werewolves of London" because many do scan:
Honda of OaklandAudi of BerkeleyPutnam Toyota
though enough of these do fit the Werewolves of London rhythm, my brain ends up hurting when I take note of one that does not fit because I will try and make it fit?
― sarahell, Saturday, 5 December 2020 22:32 (three years ago) link
I just tried and all of these work, also I think I’m stuck w this now
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 5 December 2020 23:03 (three years ago) link
a-ooooooo, Honda of Oaklandlol
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 6 December 2020 04:22 (three years ago) link
I love that
― Politically homely (jim in vancouver), Sunday, 6 December 2020 23:58 (three years ago) link
CHANGELOG
Wash away my troublesWash away my shameI'm on the road to chang-e-log
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 8 December 2020 16:25 (three years ago) link
assembling a dresser and the manual has instructions for the chest and then the drawers, including a diagram for "drawer parts" -- Hole / Doll Parts
I am/drawer parts/drawer right/drawer left
I am/drawer top/drawer knob/drawer back
I'm missing the drawer screwsmissing the drawer screwswhat should I do??
― sarahell, Tuesday, 8 December 2020 18:43 (three years ago) link
Every time I see Sanjay Gupta on CNN, I get the Pixie's Subbacultcha stuck in my head.
And look at Don Lemon in a funny kind of way, what you call itWhen you look at the guy in a curious kind of wayYou know when you SANJAY GUPTA.
― Darin, Thursday, 10 December 2020 02:40 (three years ago) link
I made a thread for my werewolves of london issue:
Thread for Car Dealership Names on License Plate Holders that Can Be Sung to the Melody of Werewolves of London
― sarahell, Thursday, 10 December 2020 15:03 (three years ago) link
Nvidia RTX series GPUs, which we are installing at work, keeps bringing the Sweet Sixteen album art into my brain... yay.
― Julius Caesar Memento Hoodie (bendy), Tuesday, 15 December 2020 21:56 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTcZ9THPX1E
"She's a eggbreaker,love taker,cruel baker run this prison like a man.Eggbreaker, love-taker,shoe-maker,won't you cut my shoes for free.Eggbreaker, Brubaker..."
― A Scampo Darkly (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 11:34 (three years ago) link
He came from the glory *clap clap*He came from the glories of Swindon
― Specific Ocean Blue (dog latin), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 12:22 (three years ago) link
I must've read the phrase 'keep refrigerated' hundreds of times before yesterday but now that I've inexplicably read it in the style of the Offspring I don't know that I'll ever read it the same again.
― You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 13:11 (three years ago) link
heh it is the true heir to the "Refrigerate After Opening" to Jello Biafra's delivery of the phrase "Holiday in Cambodia"
― sarahell, Wednesday, 16 December 2020 17:51 (three years ago) link
I will often say the word "Oolong" in manner similar to the ULLAA sound from Jeff Wayne's Musical Version of the War of the Worlds.
― MarkoP, Sunday, 27 December 2020 06:19 (three years ago) link
This barely fits the thread—but in “Absolutely Sweet Marie,” when Dylan sings, “Well, I got the FEEEVER,” I always think he’s gonna finish with: “...for the flavor of a Pringle!”
― Qui-Gon's Noble End (morrisp), Sunday, 27 December 2020 06:47 (three years ago) link
Car Dealership Names on License Plate Holders that Can Be Sung to the Melody of Werewolves of London
I have a similar issue with Burien Chevrolet, which always starts Thunder Road playing in my head.
― Lily Dale, Sunday, 27 December 2020 06:48 (three years ago) link
The painting "Little Red Note: Dordrecht" popped up on my screensaver the other day, and my brain started singing "Little Red Dordrecht, you're movin' much too fast." But I'm not sure if that counts because I had to drop a word to make it work.
― Lily Dale, Sunday, 27 December 2020 06:53 (three years ago) link
hahahahah
― sarahell, Tuesday, 29 December 2020 19:34 (three years ago) link
Every time I see a DeWalt power tool I sing their brand name to the tune of 'Down on the Street'.
― Telly Salivas (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 29 December 2020 19:51 (three years ago) link
Thanks to Nigella Lawson, I have spent a good chunk of the day singing "microwave" to the tune or "Rico Suave"
― Totino's Fortnite Training Room (DJP), Tuesday, 29 December 2020 19:54 (three years ago) link
I, I want you Hauntology
― Next Time Might Be Hammer Time (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 7 January 2021 20:08 (three years ago) link
"Beef Bourgignon" to 'Carol of the bells'
― kinder, Friday, 8 January 2021 23:02 (three years ago) link
QAnon to the tune of Rhiannon, how do I make it stop?
― kites aren't fun (NickB), Saturday, 9 January 2021 18:37 (three years ago) link
“will Q ever win?”
― partyin' maskless with Rudy G. and Vanilla Ice, it's a gas gas gas (breastcrawl), Sunday, 10 January 2021 15:09 (three years ago) link
All your life you've never seen / a president treated more unfairly
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Sunday, 10 January 2021 23:44 (three years ago) link
Timothee Chalamet, to the tune of "sur le pont d'Avignon"
― Lily Dale, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 02:05 (three years ago) link
loll
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 10:47 (three years ago) link
someone i work with is named 3mm4 c0nn33ly and every time i say her name i have to stop myself from making it sound like a darts announcer going 'ONE hundred and EIGH-TEEE!!'
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 10:48 (three years ago) link
haha, Lily's one is great too
― A Scampo Darkly (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 11:24 (three years ago) link
'Q Anon' always sets off the 'and on and on and onnn...' bit of Don't Stop Believin' for me - which is distressing as I see it about 10 times a day at the moment.
― (the one with 3 L's) (Willl), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 11:48 (three years ago) link
I am dying at "Micro! Wave!"
― flamboyant goon tie included, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 14:09 (three years ago) link
Cranch!Won’t pick it upTake them lights away
― Next Time Might Be Hammer Time (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 17 January 2021 00:08 (three years ago) link
when I see the TRUE DETECTIVE thread my brain sings Undertones “true confessions”: “TRUETRUETRUETRUETRUE TRUE DETECTIVE!!!”
― brimstead, Friday, 5 February 2021 18:43 (three years ago) link
hahahahahah
― sarahell, Friday, 5 February 2021 18:46 (three years ago) link
This weekend, I was charged with distracting my partner's dog with a freeze-dried "Wild Weenie" treat product. Unfortunately, just at that moment, I had "Angry Johnny" by Poe stuck in my head. It begins.
― honk honk honkin' on Bobo's door (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 13:02 (three years ago) link
The Police Message In A Bottle gets triggered in my brain whenever I see KFC's local billboards Chicken in a bucket
― Siegbran, Tuesday, 9 February 2021 16:27 (three years ago) link
I live fairly near Holloway Road in London, whenever I see reference to it or go past it I have to sing Lindsey Buckingham's "Holiday Road"
― Sven Vath's scary carpet (Neil S), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 16:40 (three years ago) link
xpost i'll send an extra crisp to the world
― he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 16:55 (three years ago) link
when I see the TRUE DETECTIVE thread my brain sings Undertones “true confessions”: “TRUETRUETRUETRUETRUE TRUE DETECTIVE!!!”― brimstead, Friday, February 5, 2021 6:43 PM (four days ago) bookmarkflaglink
― brimstead, Friday, February 5, 2021 6:43 PM (four days ago) bookmarkflaglink
For me it's Devo's "Whip It": "Try True Detective / It's not too late"
― Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 17:00 (three years ago) link
lmao
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 17:07 (three years ago) link
Wow, I somehow never connected the syllabic pattern of "Message in a Bottle" with my near-constant "Girlfriend in a Coma" trochee fixation.
Up to now I would almost certainly immediately sing "chicken in a bucket I know, I know, it's serious."
Now I am going to have to completely reassess "Message in a Bottle." In both directions! So like I can sing "Message in a bottle I know, I know, it's serious." But also everything like "kitten with a backpack" can be Policified, not just Smithsed.
This is mindblowing.
― baelien (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 17:16 (three years ago) link
I hope that someone gets myI hope that someone gets myI hope that someone gets myGirlfriend in a coma, yeah
― baelien (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 17:25 (three years ago) link
― Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 17:29 (three years ago) link
ditto re immediately going to Girlfriend in a Coma!
― kinder, Tuesday, 9 February 2021 18:04 (three years ago) link
probably due to the long-standing "chicken in a korma, I know, I know..."
― kinder, Tuesday, 9 February 2021 18:05 (three years ago) link
when I was a kid everybody talked about Ozzy's "Crazy Train", but I didn't think I'd heard it before (turns out...I actually hadn't).
so I heard "Have a Cigar" by Pink Floyd and when they said "riding the gravy train" I thought they said "riding the Crazy train" and I wasl ike "why do people think this is a classic heavy metal song, wtf, there's an organ in it"
― he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 18:31 (three years ago) link
"i'll send an extra crisp to the world" is A+
― honk honk honkin' on Bobo's door (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 18:52 (three years ago) link
Sammy HagarLet me slip away on youSammy HagarYou’ve seen better days
― Guys don’t @ me because I tazed my own balls alright? (hardcore dilettante), Thursday, 11 February 2021 00:33 (three years ago) link
"monkey of cheekiness" to the tune of slayer's "altar of sacrifice"
― massaman gai (front tea for two), Friday, 12 February 2021 06:44 (three years ago) link
Not mine, but I stumbled on this account the other day and had a good laugh.
Cecil County Circuit Courthousehttps://t.co/p9n0YrVrul pic.twitter.com/CBfyGRxmr0— Wiki Titles Singable to TMNT Themesong (@wiki_tmnt) February 24, 2021
Mingus (Joni Mitchell album)https://t.co/yDkIHUuF96 pic.twitter.com/Q7IYxgTzqb— Wiki Titles Singable to TMNT Themesong (@wiki_tmnt) February 23, 2021
British Journal of Nutritionhttps://t.co/rB7jBgdrXa pic.twitter.com/XdV6n5qdQa— Wiki Titles Singable to TMNT Themesong (@wiki_tmnt) February 21, 2021
― peace, man, Thursday, 25 February 2021 12:22 (three years ago) link
that's amazing
― Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin), Thursday, 25 February 2021 12:32 (three years ago) link
reminds me of the "Devon County Council"/"Everybody Dance Now" thing I still think about a lot
Twitter with a blue checkTwitter with a blue checkTwitter with a blue check on
― The Ballad of Mel Cooley (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 25 February 2021 15:12 (three years ago) link
https://unbornwhiskeyy.tumblr.com/post/644104077733691392
― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Thursday, 25 February 2021 15:17 (three years ago) link
When I hear the chorus of Lady Gaga's Poker Face, my brain always sings "come on Barbie let's go party" instead of "she's got me like nobody"
― J. Sam, Thursday, 25 February 2021 15:26 (three years ago) link
Me too - I think it's fairly common, weirdly
― kinder, Thursday, 25 February 2021 15:27 (three years ago) link
Ah, I should have googled that. I feel less alone now!
― J. Sam, Thursday, 25 February 2021 15:33 (three years ago) link
TMNT is total trochee fixation
Apologies for lame "obligatory relevant xkcd" but here
― display names are for n00bs (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 25 February 2021 17:30 (three years ago) link
well that's a new word for me
― Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin), Thursday, 25 February 2021 17:31 (three years ago) link
^ found the non-English major
― display names are for n00bs (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 25 February 2021 17:35 (three years ago) link
Sigourney Weaver, I believe you can get me through the night
― display names are for n00bs (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 27 February 2021 19:33 (three years ago) link
Whenever the phrase “pooper scooper” is uttered (which happens from time to time), it is sung to the tune of the obvious ABBA song.
― stuck in the version layer (morrisp), Sunday, 28 February 2021 01:35 (three years ago) link
"take a chance on me"?
― That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 28 February 2021 03:36 (three years ago) link
"take a dump on me"?
― Hideous Lump, Sunday, 28 February 2021 06:13 (three years ago) link
There's a popular trades aggregating site in the UK called Check-A-Trade and the music they use in their jingle is based on the last notes in the William Tell overture (Check-A-TRADE! Check A Trade Dot Com). But whenever I see the name, I just get the opening chant from "Take A Chance On Me"
― Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin), Sunday, 28 February 2021 11:11 (three years ago) link
are the trades free?
― sarahell, Sunday, 28 February 2021 17:11 (three years ago) link
I see where you're going with that but sadly not
― Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin), Sunday, 28 February 2021 17:31 (three years ago) link
Check-A-Trade Dot ComGo tell your momBaby, trades are funCheck-A-Trade's the one
― stuck in the version layer (morrisp), Sunday, 28 February 2021 17:37 (three years ago) link
(guess it would be "mum" in the UK though, huh)
I never understood why “dot cum” wasn’t the exclusive domain suffix for porn sites.
― Guys don’t @ me because I tazed my own balls alright? (hardcore dilettante), Sunday, 28 February 2021 18:56 (three years ago) link
because porn is harder to misspell
― sarahell, Sunday, 28 February 2021 19:06 (three years ago) link
whenever i see white rice in the supermarket or something i hear lou reed sing "white rice" to the tune of "white light", with the same immediacy as the opening bar, and it always makes me laugh
― maelin, Monday, 1 March 2021 13:58 (three years ago) link
White rice/white meat
― Guys don’t @ me because I tazed my own balls alright? (hardcore dilettante), Monday, 1 March 2021 14:32 (three years ago) link
Huh. When I see white rice my head goes to Grandmaster Flash.
White... riiice... Vision dreams of passion / and all the while I think of you
― chillin' like Emperor Maximilian (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 1 March 2021 18:43 (three years ago) link
when I see white rice, my head goes to the your terrible ideas thread and the one about "rice that is brown"
― sarahell, Tuesday, 2 March 2021 01:14 (three years ago) link
guided by voices:
issa rae don't worry / if the road's a little wornit's a cold and filthy chasm / that we're traveling on
― orifex, Tuesday, 2 March 2021 19:01 (three years ago) link
MagwitchMagwitch, they call him Magwitch
― The Ballad of Mel Cooley (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 5 March 2021 01:04 (three years ago) link
Property Needs Assessment --> Self-Obsessed and Sexee by Sonic Youth
Property Needs Assessment all the way
(all the way)
― sarahell, Friday, 5 March 2021 05:49 (three years ago) link
kind of a stretch but my spouse is the chair an academic department committee that everyone just calls "AC" and whenever she mentions it I get this image stuck in my head, often another of our colleagues face in place of the puncher because they look sort of similarhttps://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3a/EveryoneShouldBeKilled.jpg
― joygoat, Friday, 19 March 2021 14:33 (three years ago) link
Whenever I order sushi my brain starts singing, "weel may the eel roll, the eel roll, the eel roll."
― Lily Dale, Tuesday, 30 March 2021 00:29 (three years ago) link
popular Netflix docuseries: Murder Among the Mormons ----> "Welcome to the Jungle"
― sarahell, Tuesday, 30 March 2021 05:35 (three years ago) link
Walgreens vaccine to the tune of 'Christine Sixteen'
― You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 6 April 2021 13:40 (three years ago) link
Hey to the tune of Pixies hey, every time...
― JimCarrey, Tuesday, 6 April 2021 15:44 (three years ago) link
My daughter’s partner began singing “chicken steak” taking with Caribou’s “Odessa” tonight & it will forever be burned in thereChicken steakChicken steakChicken steakChicken steakChicken steakChicken steakWho knows what she’s gonna bake?
― "The Pus/Worm" by The Smiths (hardcore dilettante), Friday, 16 April 2021 04:23 (three years ago) link
Just now read a thread title and musically translated it into
Fender, JazzmasterBoom boom boom boomhttps://i.ibb.co/whdYGG3/Suburban-Lawns-insert1.jpg
― You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 21 April 2021 21:10 (two years ago) link
Shatt al-Araband you're to blameyou give the Gulfa bad name
― I said maybe, you're gonna be the one that shaves me (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 27 April 2021 12:08 (two years ago) link
― sarahell, Tuesday, 27 April 2021 16:04 (two years ago) link
Peaky Blinders, to the tune of “Kinky Reggae”
― A Stop at Quilloughby (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 2 May 2021 01:05 (two years ago) link
"better than bullion" to the tune of "kooler than Jesus"
― sarahell, Sunday, 2 May 2021 07:49 (two years ago) link
Stevie WilliamsComing from the body heat
― (the one with 3 L's) (Willl), Sunday, 2 May 2021 08:56 (two years ago) link
"Cut my life into pieces As per my last email"
― Urbandn hope all ye who enter here (dog latin), Sunday, 2 May 2021 09:19 (two years ago) link
"The Muppet Babies" to the tune of Muse's 'Plug In Baby':
The Muppet BabiesCrucify my enemies
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 2 May 2021 10:08 (two years ago) link
Chorus of That Don't Impress Me Much to the tune of the chorus of Higher Love by Steve Winwood
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 2 May 2021 11:18 (two years ago) link
irl lol!
― kinder, Sunday, 2 May 2021 15:41 (two years ago) link
After getting indian food yesterday -
Every thing was fine down hereWhat you call it here, call it what you will hereWay down down down in this onion kulcha
― joygoat, Wednesday, 5 May 2021 19:28 (two years ago) link
I want to Timothée I want to ChalametYeahYeahYeah pic.twitter.com/RS6G6izCkz— Noah Garfinkel (@NoahGarfinkel) May 28, 2021
― bookmarkflaglink (Darin), Saturday, 29 May 2021 16:09 (two years ago) link
"Timmy Mallett" to the tune of Wiz Kalifa's 'Black And Yellow':
Uh huh, you know what it isTimmy MallettTimmy MallettTimmy MallettTimmy Mallett
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 6 June 2021 07:23 (two years ago) link
George Michael's 'Too Funky' - the first line "Hey, you're just too funky for me" replaced with "I hope you saved some turkey for me".
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 6 June 2021 11:51 (two years ago) link
I swear there was a commercial in the early 90s that was an extreme ripoff of C+C Music Factory with the “everybody dance now” replaced by the words “condition by clairol”. Anyway I have that commercial stuck in my head it with “pacifico clara” instead
― joygoat, Sunday, 6 June 2021 22:23 (two years ago) link
It's always been "Devon County Council" for me
― Urbandn hope all ye who enter here (dog latin), Monday, 7 June 2021 00:44 (two years ago) link
― Alba, Monday, 7 June 2021 00:48 (two years ago) link
“I like that Rick Astley song, ‘Ummagumma’”“…”“Ummagumma give you upUmmagumma let you downUmmagumma run around and hurt you”
― "The Pus/Worm" by The Smiths (hardcore dilettante), Monday, 7 June 2021 01:48 (two years ago) link
i always seem to sub one line in sound of silence
"people talking without speaking"
"people pooping without wiping"
― cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 June 2021 16:00 (two years ago) link
ZinedineWhy can't you be true?
― Planck Generation (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 3 July 2021 17:11 (two years ago) link
Came across this line from a W.H. Auden play: "Revolutionary worker/ I get what you mean/ but what you're needing/'s a revolution within," and now my brain can't stop singing it to the tune of Nelly Furtado's "Promiscuous."
― Lily Dale, Thursday, 15 July 2021 04:20 (two years ago) link
LOL
― aging goth couple™ (morrisp), Thursday, 15 July 2021 04:37 (two years ago) link
hahahah
― I honk along darkened Bobo-doors (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 15 July 2021 12:07 (two years ago) link
Newport Folk Fest has taken on the tune of Camper Van Beethoven's No More Bullshit in my mind.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uc0WnqQo5w
― peace, man, Monday, 26 July 2021 13:28 (two years ago) link
“Coconut Yogurts” was on the shopping list, and my brain did this v strongly to the tune of “Buffalo Soldier.”
― ghost runner on first (morrisp), Tuesday, 27 July 2021 05:17 (two years ago) link
Stolen from AfricaPlaced in my shopping cart
― trial by wombat (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 27 July 2021 11:17 (two years ago) link
Coconut yogurtMilk-based cultureFermenting sugarsWith Bifidobacteria
Singing: Mmm Danone / Mmm-mm Danone
― Urbandn hope all ye who enter here (dog latin), Tuesday, 27 July 2021 11:32 (two years ago) link
there's a bar I visit that's Wu-Tang themed and plays nothing but 90s hip hop.i love every visit. and it's not just the usual songs either. wide variety.― making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), dinsdag 27 juli 2021 20:10
i love every visit. and it's not just the usual songs either. wide variety.
― making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), dinsdag 27 juli 2021 20:10
my new favourite verse of "How Will I Know"
― tean mean poleand cheaseang theas means hamseak feasts (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 27 July 2021 18:21 (two years ago) link
― making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 27 July 2021 18:36 (two years ago) link
On Lok restaurant always puts “California Gurls”into my head.
― "The Pus/Worm" by The Smiths (hardcore dilettante), Wednesday, 28 July 2021 19:22 (two years ago) link
someone on social media posted about a project called Alternative Art School
now it is permanently to the tune of Alternative Ulster
― sarahell, Thursday, 29 July 2021 02:29 (two years ago) link
Girlfriend is a big John Mayer + Seinfeld fan. Every time Love On the Weekend comes on we sing:
Love on the weekendLove on the weekendI’m out there, JerryAnd I’m lovin’ every minute of it
― triggercut, Thursday, 29 July 2021 12:15 (two years ago) link
We've had watermelon-feta salad a couple of times this summer which in my head is invariably sung by Harry Styles.
― dinnerboat, Thursday, 29 July 2021 16:16 (two years ago) link
Upland bogWe’ve been hiking in an upland bog
― "The Pus/Worm" by The Smiths (hardcore dilettante), Friday, 30 July 2021 03:43 (two years ago) link
"Drawn Into the Flight Path of Sounds" --> every time I see this thread title, I sing it to "Caught up in the rapture of you" from that Anita Baker song
― sarahell, Tuesday, 10 August 2021 18:54 (two years ago) link
The "defenestrate them all" thread is to the tune of The Winner Takes it All.
― a hallan shaker loon (dowd), Thursday, 19 August 2021 05:58 (two years ago) link
Some antibiotics say they can be taken with or without food so of course then I’m tricked into singing U2.
― Alba, Thursday, 19 August 2021 11:20 (two years ago) link
xp - that thread title always gets me into "Defenestrate them all / no mercy shown / heaven knows it's got to be this time ..."
― sarahell, Saturday, 21 August 2021 03:09 (two years ago) link
My kids' Cheerios box says "You Oat-A-Know" on the back.
And I'm like:
Well I'm here!To remind you!Of the oats they put in your cereal!
― Robert Cray-Cray (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 28 August 2021 13:22 (two years ago) link
Kostas Tsimikas to the tune of What's New, Pussycat?
― Piedie Gimbel, Saturday, 28 August 2021 13:29 (two years ago) link
lol @ last two
― kinder, Saturday, 28 August 2021 13:35 (two years ago) link
Nunslaughter's latest album is called Red is the Color of Ripping Death
and all I can hear is Nick Hexum singing
whoa ohred is the color of ripping deathwhoa oh
― Duke Detain (Neanderthal), Saturday, 28 August 2021 13:47 (two years ago) link
Asiago cheese.
When I see it I have to sing (internally, I'm not a monster) "Ohhh asia-a-go, obá obá obá" (Sergio Mendes & Brazil 66 "Mas Que Nada," and I had to google the lyrics to get the obá obá obá.)
― nickn, Monday, 6 September 2021 21:25 (two years ago) link
Lol, good one
― What Does Blecch Mean to Me? (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 6 September 2021 21:27 (two years ago) link
Dear Evan Hansen to the tune of Kaleidoscope's "Dear Nellie Goodrich." Makes it way more tolerable to hear about Dear Evan Hansen.
― the adventures of pavlo and schrödis (geoffreyess), Monday, 20 September 2021 16:14 (two years ago) link
Been playing Lego and I have a.... Brick Separator
(Smooth Operator, obviously)
― kinder, Monday, 20 September 2021 18:32 (two years ago) link
When I'm feeling stressed I start singing "im gonna get stressed / and de-pressed" to Roxette's 'Dressed For Success'
― Urbandn hope all ye who enter here (dog latin), Monday, 20 September 2021 21:07 (two years ago) link
It started with Holloway Road, which of course is v close to "Holiday Road", but now my brain has been doing this for every sign with "road" on it in London, no matter how tortured the meter. Halp!
― Daniel_Rf, Tuesday, 21 September 2021 10:01 (two years ago) link
I used to walk by Harriet Street in Pittsburgh all the time in the early 90s, and it seemed like it should be the hook of some wet indie song, perhaps obliquely about getting your 7" put out by Harriet Records, "I want to live on Harriet Street". There's also Sarah Street in another part of town, but that didn't inspire the same jangly guitar sounds in my head.
― Citole Country (bendy), Tuesday, 21 September 2021 14:21 (two years ago) link
Chic - "Dance, Dance, Dance (Gyoza, Gyoza, Gyoza)" (when I'm making gyoza)
― the adventures of pavlo and schrödis (geoffreyess), Tuesday, 21 September 2021 20:48 (two years ago) link
sometimes people on Twitter write "get in the bin" and I imagine it sung to the tune of Sparks' "Get In The Swing"
― edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 21 September 2021 21:58 (two years ago) link
Nice. When I'm exceptionally stressed it's "TIME TO HAVE STRESS!!!" to Mad Cobra's "Flex (Time to Have Sex)".
― swim, Tuesday, 21 September 2021 22:03 (two years ago) link
When taking the trash out on a rainy night (or when finding that someone else is throwing something out that would've been a great find if it wasn't already soaked): "sometimes it rains on trash night" to "Sometimes it Snows in April".
― swim, Tuesday, 21 September 2021 22:07 (two years ago) link
Upon returning home and being met at the door by my cat: "Cat! / Savior of the universe! / Cat! / She'll save every one of us!" to Queen's "Flash".
― swim, Tuesday, 21 September 2021 22:39 (two years ago) link
When I sing the diarrhea song I always replace "feel something burst" with "feel like Fred Durst"
― you had me at "giallo" (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 21 September 2021 22:42 (two years ago) link
oh no
(fred schneider voice) we can be heroes, just for one DAY— blaine capatch (@blainecapatch) September 22, 2021
― grove street (party) direction (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 22 September 2021 22:41 (two years ago) link
One of my facebook friends just posted, "I wish I knew why I was on this plane," and my brain has been singing the beginning of "Half Past France" ever since.
― Lily Dale, Wednesday, 22 September 2021 23:59 (two years ago) link
There is a meme going around with a picture of Billy Idol that says "It's a nice day for a... light sweater" and the ln "It's a nice day for a... CARDIGAAAAN."
And I would just like to say thT I approve of this meme and I am incorporating these into my lifestyle
Because I am sheep
Baaa
Baa
― Habemus poptimism (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 24 September 2021 21:51 (two years ago) link
"I wish I knew why I was on this plane,"
"No one said that this jet was easy / did that no one ever take a jet this hard?" to Jawbreaker's "Ashtray Monument".
― swim, Friday, 24 September 2021 23:27 (two years ago) link
The Elton song Are You Ready for Lunch? is popular in my brain.
― Alba, Saturday, 25 September 2021 12:40 (two years ago) link
I've had the Four Tops' 'Bernadette' stuck in my head for like the last day and a half except at some point it morphed into 'Burn To Death' so that's what I just keep hearing over and over now
― Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Sunday, 26 September 2021 03:17 (two years ago) link
xp, "Ready for Lunch" is a Bad Company jam.
― Habemus poptimism (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 26 September 2021 11:48 (two years ago) link
lol i picked up "Burn to Death" off a misheard-lyrics site circa 2005 and it absolutely defines the song to me. terrifying.
― I Am Fribbulus (Xax) (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 26 September 2021 13:04 (two years ago) link
lol, yeah, I hope it hasn't permanently ruined the song for me (e.g. that thing where I can't not hear Falco sing 'hot potatoes, hot potatoes').
― Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Sunday, 26 September 2021 13:08 (two years ago) link
Van Halen's "Hot for Treacher" is an all time favorite, the well known classic about Roth's fetish for fish n chips
― Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Sunday, 26 September 2021 13:44 (two years ago) link
Whenever these are around, I sing the name like the Pixies’ “Caribou”:https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/91745c3+LFL._SL1500_.jpg
― juristic person (morrisp), Sunday, 26 September 2021 17:14 (two years ago) link
lol i'm just going to take it all the way to being a boastful metaphor concerning his rock-star success: "I've got it made, I've got it made, I've got it made - I'm Arthur Treacher." sort of an "i think i'm Big Meech, Larry Hoover" type thing, but fast-food fish-n-chip related.
surprised to learn there is exactly one Arthur Treacher's establishment left. also that "Arthur Treacher" was a successful British actor whose affiliation with the company was kept vague. i think i'd always figured he was like ColoneL Sanders, or possibly Captain D.
― I Am Fribbulus (Xax) (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 26 September 2021 17:31 (two years ago) link
lol wow. I never ate there either - just walked by one in the mall many times as a then fish-hating youth.
oh wow he was Constable Jones in Mary Poppins!
― Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Sunday, 26 September 2021 18:28 (two years ago) link
I think it’s “Got it bad, got it bad…” etc though admitttedly Roth’s accent makes it sound kinda funny
― Josefa, Sunday, 26 September 2021 18:34 (two years ago) link
it is, but I misheard it as "made" the first time and have never entirely shaken it.
― I Am Fribbulus (Xax) (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 26 September 2021 19:29 (two years ago) link
I wanna take you to a fig bar! Fig bar! Fig bar!
― Hideous Lump, Saturday, 2 October 2021 15:10 (two years ago) link
Morrissey is a Racist = Sheena is a Punk Rocker
― bookmarkflaglink (Darin), Saturday, 2 October 2021 22:33 (two years ago) link
I've just seen Perry Anderson's name on the homepage and sung it to the tune of 'Welcome Home (Sanitarium)' by Metallica.
― Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Tuesday, 5 October 2021 16:28 (two years ago) link
“I’m in the Meal Deal” to the tune of We’re in the Money or, sometimes I’m Every Woman.
― Alba, Friday, 8 October 2021 02:14 (two years ago) link
Haha
― Urbandn hope all ye who enter here (dog latin), Friday, 8 October 2021 09:17 (two years ago) link
To the tune of ZZ Top's 'Velcro Fly"
"Do the Remko Scha"
― licorice in the front, pizza in the rear (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 8 October 2021 17:01 (two years ago) link
MERV-13 to the tune of "Dancing Queen"
― sarahell, Friday, 8 October 2021 17:35 (two years ago) link
"kwisatz haderach" to the tune of "get back, honky cat"
I also have a stove box in the garage with everything written in english/spanish/french; whenever I see 'estufa' I hear guy picciotto singing it at the beginning of 'exit only'
― joygoat, Wednesday, 27 October 2021 21:42 (two years ago) link
Fettucine
AlloAalo-o-o-Sunt eu picasso...
(from the Numa Numa yay song)
― kinder, Monday, 8 November 2021 19:41 (two years ago) link
Whenever I see an album by Julian Bream, classical guitarist:Julian BreamBream boat queenQueen of all my dreams
― war mice (hardcore dilettante), Sunday, 14 November 2021 04:21 (two years ago) link
Wamsutta
Wamsutta, wamsutta, bam a lamWamsutta, wamsutta, bam a lam
― sarahell, Tuesday, 23 November 2021 03:40 (two years ago) link
Hot takes -> "Hot Freaks", GBV
― Circle Sky Pilot (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 23 December 2021 19:46 (two years ago) link
gaslighting -> “Nightclubbing”
― Presenting the Fabulous Redettes Featuring James (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 15 January 2022 12:30 (two years ago) link
Things that I say to the tune of “Eminence Front,” Part I pic.twitter.com/i7tA37rpwY— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 29, 2022
― west elm girls (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 29 January 2022 04:22 (two years ago) link
Not the same thing, but when I think of PJ Harvey's line "Little fish, big fish, swimming in the water" I follow it with "Come Mr tallyman, tally me banana."
― nickn, Saturday, 29 January 2022 07:50 (two years ago) link
Brisk MoneyPut your Filas on
― Tapioca Tumbril (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 29 January 2022 21:47 (two years ago) link
"Bomb calorimeter" makes me hum "Ein Keloheinu."
― Moniker? I barely know 'er! (SlimAndSlam), Sunday, 30 January 2022 13:06 (two years ago) link
whenever i cook white rice the first thing i hear is lou reed shouting "WHITE RICE" like the intro to white light.
― maelin, Sunday, 30 January 2022 17:37 (two years ago) link
Verizon admonishments to pay online -- "your bill is just a click away" --->> chorus of Gimme Shelter
― sarahell, Monday, 31 January 2022 05:52 (two years ago) link
I can Creames Fartpoopif I can't hold you tonight
― he's very big in the region of my butthole (Neanderthal), Thursday, 3 February 2022 14:38 (two years ago) link
I will too often find myself wandering around the apartment singing "I don't know where my phone is...." to the tune of that Nelly Furtado songs, which is double bad 'cos now I can't find my phone and I'm singing a Nelly Furtado song........― m0stlyClean, Thursday, September 3, 2020 6:31 PM oh see mine is "I want to know where phone is, I want you to show me" dunno if that's worse― sarahell, Friday, September 4, 2020 7:15 AM "Where is my phone" for me is sung to the tune of "Where is my Mind?"― tater totalitarian (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, September 4, 2020 8:41 AM (one year ago) bookmarkflaglinkNo no guys, it's to the tune of 'Where is the Love?'― emil.y, Friday, September 4, 2020 8:52 AM
oh see mine is "I want to know where phone is, I want you to show me" dunno if that's worse― sarahell, Friday, September 4, 2020 7:15 AM
"Where is my phone" for me is sung to the tune of "Where is my Mind?"― tater totalitarian (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, September 4, 2020 8:41 AM (one year ago) bookmarkflaglink
No no guys, it's to the tune of 'Where is the Love?'― emil.y, Friday, September 4, 2020 8:52 AM
Today I found myself doing a Dylan / "Tight Connection" thing: "Has anybody SEEN my phone? Has anybody seen MY phone?..."
― False Pretenses Lad (morrisp), Wednesday, 9 February 2022 21:59 (two years ago) link
I sing "Here I go again on my phone" to the tune of Whitesnake a lot
― frogbs, Wednesday, 9 February 2022 22:09 (two years ago) link
I’ve been known to say to myself “Got phone… in pocket,” à la the Pretenders’ “Brass in Pocket” (which feels like an extremely dorky thing to do).
― False Pretenses Lad (morrisp), Wednesday, 9 February 2022 22:23 (two years ago) link
Cuz I've got one phone in my pocketAnd the other one is giving a peace sign
― imam and apple pie (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 10 February 2022 13:40 (two years ago) link
― how's life, Monday, July 25, 2016 6:12 AM (five years ago)
i actually think of this on a semi-regular basis ... so today, to that same Doors song ...
she's a
BOMP! BOMP!
genderqueer lesbian frog
― sarahell, Sunday, 13 February 2022 05:13 (two years ago) link
Ritorna, Madonna
to Whiney's favorite .... Kokomo
the new Fujiya Miyagi
― sarahell, Monday, 14 March 2022 16:56 (two years ago) link
That ain't no Portrait of a LadyNo portrait of your baby, your woman, your friendThat ain't no Portrait of a Lady, no wayBut maybe it's a way for us to end
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 14 March 2022 19:56 (two years ago) link
this is the POWER OF THE DOG (to the tune of this is the rhythm of the night)
mia wasikowska, mia mia wasikowska (to the tune of mr. dobbalina)
― na (NA), Tuesday, 15 March 2022 17:41 (two years ago) link
You can find me In the Cut
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 15 March 2022 18:02 (two years ago) link
leche de coco to the first 5 notes of the funkytown melody
― circles, Wednesday, 11 May 2022 02:57 (one year ago) link
Oooh, I love the way you love the way you love meThere's nowhere else I'd rather be (la-di-la-di-liee-eee-eeeye)Oooh, to feel the way I feel with your arms around meI only wish that you could see-eeee The Spy Who Loved Me (Loved me)Woah-ooh-oh-oooh-oh, The Spy Who Loved Me
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 11 May 2022 12:52 (one year ago) link
"The Story of a Canceled Teen" to the tune of "Owner of a Lonely Heart"
― sarahell, Monday, 22 August 2022 00:10 (one year ago) link
I sing “I’ve been learning to troll” to the opening line of “Mama Mia”
― Ward Fowler, Monday, 22 August 2022 06:03 (one year ago) link
I know when that hotline blingIt can only mean one thingDiarrhea
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 13 September 2022 17:42 (one year ago) link
Goodbye, Suzy CreamcheeseWho could hang a name on you?
― an incomprehensible borefest full of elves (hardcore dilettante), Wednesday, 14 September 2022 23:45 (one year ago) link
Ask any Honda owner who's often left alone all by herself
― brimstead, Wednesday, 14 September 2022 23:59 (one year ago) link
When I walk my dog, he likes to kick and scrape with his back paws after he, well, poops. Which is a problem if I'm on somebody's lawn. And then one day I had a certain playlist on. So now in these situations, I like to croon quietly to myself--
No diggity (I got to bag it up)
― gucci meme (theStalePrince), Thursday, 15 September 2022 01:49 (one year ago) link
(reading laundry care instructions)“Tumble dry LOW, LOW, LOW, LOW…”https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/36/Low_fr_tp.JPG
― mosh pit insurance agent (morrisp), Thursday, 15 September 2022 02:17 (one year ago) link
Every time my partner says "darling", I think (and sometimes say) "we're up against it." Which is a problem, because darling is my partner's go-to when addressing me.
The thing is, I don't even like 'Major Leagues' that much. But it's lodged in my head somehow.
― The Ghost Club, Thursday, 15 September 2022 06:26 (one year ago) link
A friend was obsessed with switching out love for lunch: Lunch Will Keep Us Togwether, Lunch Will Tear Us Apart, The Greatest Lunch of All, Stop in the Name of Lunch, When a Man Lunches a Woman....― mottdeterre, Wednesday, December 3, 2008 9:23 PM
― mottdeterre, Wednesday, December 3, 2008 9:23 PM
A big lunch one for me is "break for lunch" => Break 4 Love by Raze
― Alba, Friday, 16 September 2022 12:20 (one year ago) link
Can’t remember if I posted these above, but I do the same thing with “Armenia” for “America” (God Bless Armenia, etc) and — the coup de grace — “asshole” for “angel”:JUST CALL ME ASSHOLE OF THE MORNING, ASSHOLE!
― an incomprehensible borefest full of elves (hardcore dilettante), Friday, 16 September 2022 14:26 (one year ago) link
https://xkcd.com/2665/
― the floor is guava (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 16 September 2022 16:55 (one year ago) link
"time blindness" to the chorus of "Sky Pilot"
― sarahell, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 19:53 (one year ago) link
An ADHD anthem for the ages.
― an incomprehensible borefest full of elves (hardcore dilettante), Thursday, 10 November 2022 01:55 (one year ago) link
Did we do “Musk” -> “Tusk” yet?
― Meet Me in the Z'Ha'Dum (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 23 November 2022 00:14 (one year ago) link
Hard to see this on the shelf without a Dead Boys tune running thru my head:
https://www.cvs.com/bizcontent/merchandising/productimages/high_res/50428637289.jpg
― "Mick Wall at Kerrang!" (morrisp), Wednesday, 23 November 2022 00:19 (one year ago) link
Lol
― Meet Me in the Z'Ha'Dum (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 23 November 2022 00:20 (one year ago) link
Haha!
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 23 November 2022 01:59 (one year ago) link
listening to steve reich's "six marimbas" and i can't stop hearing the "from broke to having brokers" line from nelly's "country grammar" repeating ad infinitum
― budo jeru, Friday, 9 December 2022 00:11 (one year ago) link
Bruschetta with anchoviesHe's not strangeHe just wants to live his life this way
― Agnes, Agatha, Germaine and Jack (Willl), Friday, 9 December 2022 01:25 (one year ago) link
When ironing a shirt:
I’m gonna put on my ironed shirtand chase Satan out of earth
― Siegbran, Friday, 9 December 2022 01:33 (one year ago) link
Root killer
Wider than a mile
― an incomprehensible borefest full of elves (hardcore dilettante), Friday, 9 December 2022 02:16 (one year ago) link
"Beef Bourgignon" to 'Carol of the bells'― kinder, Friday, 8 January 2021 23:02 (one year ago) bookmarkflaglink
― kinder, Friday, 8 January 2021 23:02 (one year ago) bookmarkflaglink
This is getting more ingrained as I get older.
New ones:Scrubbin' the potatoes - to the Donna Summer - I Feel Love intro
Not strictly what this thread describes but I listened to Goodbye Yellow Brick Road quite a lot and the lyrics 'Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood - and teaching would suit you still less' - from the Dentist song in Little Shop of Horrors - just jump right in there, every time (at the 'Maybe you'll get a replacement - there's plenty like me to be found' bit).
― kinder, Sunday, 11 December 2022 19:19 (one year ago) link
Colonel Gaddafi is on his wayColonel Gaddafi is here to stay
― houdini said, Sunday, 11 December 2022 19:46 (one year ago) link
It took me a few seconds to recall what the original song was.
― Soda Stereo Total (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 11 December 2022 19:51 (one year ago) link
Oh yo, it was GrendelYo, he worked at Red Lobster but I didn’t remendel
― Soda Stereo Total (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 18 December 2022 14:38 (one year ago) link
POOOOOOOOOOLLL!
― Soda Stereo Total (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 18 December 2022 15:24 (one year ago) link
Linen by linen, by linen, by linenI keep holding on
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 20 December 2022 22:45 (one year ago) link
― A Kestrel for a Neve (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 24 December 2022 17:42 (one year ago) link
When making the bed: Clean sheets, on the bed! (Discharge "Free Speech for the Dumb")
― New York Review of Wooks (swim), Saturday, 7 January 2023 22:10 (one year ago) link
clothing brand "Reb Dolls" --> Tom Waits' "Rain Dogs"
― sarahell, Wednesday, 11 January 2023 08:45 (one year ago) link
https://www.dstny.se/app/uploads/captcha-norobot.png
... not yet a woman!
― got it in the blood, the kid's a pelican (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 22 January 2023 19:11 (one year ago) link
Ha ha, brilliant
― Alba, Sunday, 22 January 2023 19:14 (one year ago) link
milk is chillin' giz is chillin'BONESAW IS READY
― POLIZISTEN VERSINKEN IM SCHLAMM (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 22 January 2023 21:13 (one year ago) link
“Oooh ohh” in Heart of Glass is “mmm Danone” for me, a yoghurt jingle.
― houdini said, Monday, 23 January 2023 14:51 (one year ago) link
Playing in my brain's radio this morning:
Will Smith: "I'm goin' to New Jersey" (backup singer): "Welcome to New Jersey"
― feed me with your chips (zchyrs), Monday, 23 January 2023 18:53 (one year ago) link
If done up in a ludicrously parodic Joisey accent by local radio talent, that could have made a good bumper for NJ FM stations in the late 90s.
― got it in the blood, the kid's a pelican (Doctor Casino), Monday, 23 January 2023 20:05 (one year ago) link
I used to wake up in the morning, I used to feel so badI got so sick of having sleepless nights, I went and told my dadHe said, "Son, now here's some little something,"And stuck it on my wallAnd now my nights ain't quite so lonelyIn fact I, I don't feel bad at all (I don't feel bad at all)
https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0632/3191/8308/products/143966683450-0.jpg
― got it in the blood, the kid's a pelican (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 25 January 2023 13:53 (one year ago) link
Beef lasagne Beef lasagne Beef lasagne to the king (of kings)Beef lasagne Beef lasagne Beef lasagne to the king!
― the forces of darkness making making us laugh ourselves into DEATH?? (dog latin), Thursday, 26 January 2023 11:51 (one year ago) link
Goes hand in hand with my 'beef bourgignon' to 'Carol of the bells'
― kinder, Thursday, 26 January 2023 12:31 (one year ago) link
lol "my beef bourgignon" is now in my head to "Felix Navidad"
― sarahell, Monday, 30 January 2023 21:06 (one year ago) link
Feliz not Felix
Felisa me muero!
― And Your Borad Can Zing (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 30 January 2023 21:47 (one year ago) link
Earlier, in the next room, boxes of Girl Scout cookies were being counted for distribution. I heard the phrase "Two Trefoils..." – and sang out, "...and a microphooooone!"
I was very proud of this. #DaddestOfDads
― degenerative AI (morrisp), Tuesday, 31 January 2023 02:59 (one year ago) link
I don't want my pizza burnin
― frogbs, Tuesday, 31 January 2023 22:52 (one year ago) link
when I was in 6th grade choir they made us sing 'intro' songs, usually existing melodies with lyrics changed to be about facts about us, and one duo chose "Do You Love Me?" as their melody but sang "Do you know me? No I don't! Do you know me? No I don't! Do you know me? Now you're in my class!" and that's still how I hear it to this day because I remember only the most inane shit from childhood.
― I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THE DIAPER GOT LOOSE (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 31 January 2023 23:50 (one year ago) link
mostly happens to me with thread titles now
"I HATE Steely Dan" -> The Spongetones' "My Girl Maryanne"
"Elon Musk" -> Throwing Muses' "Ellen West" ("dancing on his graaaave")
also:Is the Guardian worse than it used to be?Worse than it used to beWorse than it used to be
― fleeting art that floats! (geoffreyess), Thursday, 9 February 2023 02:26 (one year ago) link
also happens a lot with names in mailboxes, but I can't share those :(
― fleeting art that floats! (geoffreyess), Thursday, 9 February 2023 02:27 (one year ago) link
"I HATE Steely Dan"Put another coin in the jukebox baby
― Hideous Lump, Thursday, 9 February 2023 06:31 (one year ago) link
not that i see this phrase often or ever but i think of it in song form allll the time nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxeviDp2ja4
― werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 9 February 2023 07:00 (one year ago) link
with my current bobbins and my current bobbins(I'm pulling on the pin)
― fleeting art that floats! (geoffreyess), Sunday, 12 February 2023 19:22 (one year ago) link
We watched WAKANDA FOREVER last night and I started singing the title to the refrain of Shakira’s “Whenever, Wherever” and now I can’t stop.
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 12 February 2023 21:52 (one year ago) link
haha!
― waiting for a czar to fall (Neanderthal), Sunday, 12 February 2023 21:55 (one year ago) link
this week my brain started singing the title to a beefheart track to the music of george gershwin:
You say pachuco, I say cadaver
― budo jeru, Thursday, 16 February 2023 01:26 (one year ago) link
I get that movie title in my head to the "fiesta forever" line in "All Night Long" by Lionel Ritchie
― sarahell, Thursday, 16 February 2023 17:22 (one year ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jd2vyZAQAco
― POLIZISTEN VERSINKEN IM SCHLAMM (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 February 2023 17:38 (one year ago) link
Every time I see mention of nepo babies:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1DQkzRirm8
― Alba, Thursday, 23 February 2023 13:17 (one year ago) link
to ATCQ's "What?"
What is a Honda without an Element?
pretty much every time i see one.
― budo jeru, Monday, 27 February 2023 01:27 (one year ago) link
Just saw a March Madness score update of a game featuring Utah State, and of course my brain was all "U-U-U-Utah State!"
― henry s, Thursday, 16 March 2023 19:47 (one year ago) link
haha
― young sussy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 16 March 2023 20:12 (one year ago) link
"Asimov" to the tune of "Avalon."
― The Titus Andromedon Strain (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 19 April 2023 22:08 (one year ago) link
two new ones:
Kitten on a Roomba (i know, i know, it's serious)
Night Sweats to "Night Shift" by Siouxsie & the Banshees
― sarahell, Wednesday, 19 April 2023 23:17 (one year ago) link
also there is now one of these near where I live and that song got in my head and I wasn't sure why and now I remember it is from this thread:
Korean fried chicken joint Bonchon leads to the following from soul coughing:Move aside, and let the mango throughYou gotta take the elevator to the mezzanineChicken Bonchon Chicken Bonchon Chicken Bonchon― lollercoaster of rove (s.clover), Tuesday, November 26, 2013 8:50 AM (nine years ago)
― lollercoaster of rove (s.clover), Tuesday, November 26, 2013 8:50 AM (nine years ago)
― sarahell, Wednesday, 19 April 2023 23:29 (one year ago) link
"Pilates" to the tune of "Volare" by Gipsy Kings
― Rolling Coastal Black Midi New Roads (dog latin), Thursday, 20 April 2023 14:37 (one year ago) link
"Do we like Juana Molina?"
Getting caught in the rainMaking love after midnightIn the dunes on the Cape
― Hideous Lump, Thursday, 20 April 2023 16:32 (one year ago) link
― Because the Nighttoad (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 30 April 2023 01:37 (eleven months ago) link
But came to post:Jobim, JobimJobim, JobimI’m beggin’ of you, please don’t take my man
― Because the Nighttoad (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 30 April 2023 01:38 (eleven months ago) link
And I wish I, wish I knew the right wordsHow To Blow Up A Pipeline, walk out of this place
― got it in the blood, the kid's a pelican (Doctor Casino), Friday, 12 May 2023 13:04 (eleven months ago) link
Devolder --> Debaser
― sarahell, Friday, 12 May 2023 15:29 (eleven months ago) link
If you like Peter Coyote
And getting caught in the rain
― gelatinous cubist (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 14 May 2023 23:57 (eleven months ago) link
Heh
― Cosmo’s Hacienda (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 15 May 2023 00:13 (eleven months ago) link
It also works with Pia Zadora, but for some reason I think it's funnier with Peter Coyote.
Better still: "if you like John Quincy Adams / in the dunes on the Cape"
― gelatinous cubist (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 15 May 2023 00:37 (eleven months ago) link
If you like Fillipo Lippi
And some Renaissance art
― gelatinous cubist (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 15 May 2023 00:40 (eleven months ago) link
not the perfect thread for this but can''t think of a better one. i can't be the only person who has this bike computer and can't get on his bike without getting caetano veloso songs stuck in his head. this has been going on for like 15 years now...
https://content.mtbr.com/channels/mtbreview/images/products/large/product_425988_45370.jpg
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Wednesday, 31 May 2023 16:05 (ten months ago) link
Yesterday: “glass bottom boat” to the tune of Queen’s “Fat Bottomed Girls.”
― Day 1 fan (morrisp), Wednesday, 31 May 2023 17:35 (ten months ago) link
One for the Canadians in the house, occasioned by my daughter’s purchase of some sour peach-favoured gummy donut-shaped candies:Peach rings and pretty thingsLet’s just see what tomorrow brings
― The land of dreams and endless remorse (hardcore dilettante), Friday, 2 June 2023 16:50 (ten months ago) link
A post-pedicure soundtrack: Rage Against the Machine, "Feet Now In The Dryer."
― got it in the blood, the kid's a pelican (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 15 June 2023 14:24 (ten months ago) link
This one is not "inexplicable" but if I see the name France Joli I'm definitely singing it to the tune of her big hit "Come to Me," as in
France JoliWhen you're all alone and feeling downFrance JoliWhen there's nobody else around
― Josefa, Thursday, 15 June 2023 14:37 (ten months ago) link
From the internet group "Wild Green Memes For Ecological Fiends"
https://i.imgur.com/cgAzkdu.jpg
― Do I look like I know what a jpeg is? (dog latin), Thursday, 15 June 2023 14:37 (ten months ago) link
Muskeg Memes For Alice In Chains Fiends
― Do I look like I know what a jpeg is? (dog latin), Thursday, 15 June 2023 14:38 (ten months ago) link
France Joli, for me, harks to the early 80s Enjoli commercial jingle:
I can bring home the baconFrance JoliFry it up in a panFrance JoliAnd never let you forget you're a man
Cause I'm a womanFrance Joli
― pomplamoose and circumstance (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 15 June 2023 14:58 (ten months ago) link
lol I remember that commercial... was surprised years later to hear the Peggy Lee version and realize it was a real song
― Josefa, Thursday, 15 June 2023 15:22 (ten months ago) link
I looked it up on YouTube and it is actually late 70s.
(Insert usual "Why the fuck do I have a perfume commercial from 1979 permanently lodged in my head, and I don't know where I put my car keys yesterday?" rant here)
― pomplamoose and circumstance (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 15 June 2023 15:37 (ten months ago) link
― CeeLô Borges (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 15 June 2023 15:42 (ten months ago) link
Also done by Raquel Welch on The Muppet Show- as a duet with Miss Piggy!
― CeeLô Borges (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 15 June 2023 15:46 (ten months ago) link
Did someone say 70s?
Periodic reminder that Miss Piggy was originally named Miss Piggy Lee, as a parody of you know who
― Josefa, Thursday, 15 June 2023 15:48 (ten months ago) link
Almost forgot that Raquel Welch also did it as a duet with Cher on The Cher Show!
― CeeLô Borges (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 15 June 2023 15:49 (ten months ago) link
Man, those 70s really were exactly as remembered, weren’t they?
― Holly Godarkbloom (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 15 June 2023 16:13 (ten months ago) link
As 70s as a bead curtain, my dude
― pomplamoose and circumstance (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 15 June 2023 17:02 (ten months ago) link
Nice callback! #onethread
― Holly Godarkbloom (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 15 June 2023 23:11 (ten months ago) link
Portaloo, couldn’t escape if I wanted to… pic.twitter.com/OkpduBQLVZ— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) July 5, 2023
― Bittern Storm Over My Hammy (morrisp), Saturday, 8 July 2023 15:52 (nine months ago) link
Just texted my DnD group:
"I left my coffee with the orange lid "
And now it's
https://open.spotify.com/track/27HGiBpgclRBmkAmxNFa5v?si=qGc4pnnXSleegg0n4mm-Wg
― Stomp Jomperson (dog latin), Monday, 10 July 2023 17:37 (nine months ago) link
(I Dream of Jeannie With The Light Brown Hair)
Don't let the days go by
Listerine
― Exit, pursued by a beer (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 11 July 2023 01:51 (nine months ago) link
From the internet group "Wild Green Memes For Ecological Fiends"― Do I look like I know what a jpeg is? (dog latin), Thursday, June 15, 2023 10:37 AM (one month ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Do I look like I know what a jpeg is? (dog latin), Thursday, June 15, 2023 10:37 AM (one month ago) bookmarkflaglink
dog latin, thanks for tipping me off to that facebook group. It's a treasure trove.
― peace, man, Monday, 17 July 2023 13:33 (nine months ago) link
"Just Be Good To Me" = "bear say hi to me"
― Daniel_Rf, Tuesday, 18 July 2023 14:01 (nine months ago) link
Bacta tank, alright!
― Kim, Friday, 17 November 2023 15:55 (five months ago) link
“Don’t save, I know what you’re sayin’…”
― brimstead, Wednesday, 22 November 2023 17:22 (four months ago) link
My cat’s treats are called Feline Greenies, which I always say to the tune of “Feelin’ Groovy".
― blatherskite, Friday, 24 November 2023 14:52 (four months ago) link
Funky Winkerbean to the tune of "from the tambourine" from Abba's Dancing Queen.
― peace, man, Thursday, 30 November 2023 13:53 (four months ago) link
omg
― not the one who's tryin' to dub your anime (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 30 November 2023 14:28 (four months ago) link
Bryan Adams's "Please Forgive Me" entered my head yesterday and wouldn't leave for hours.
but then inexplicably my brain made it a more mush-mouthed version that sounded like "Please Zbigniew, I know not what I do", so now that's all I can hear.
― a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Thursday, 30 November 2023 16:10 (four months ago) link
Denny Laine is in my ears and in my eyes
― ; Powell (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 6 December 2023 01:18 (four months ago) link
There's a chair store called Lovesac that I can't help singing (internally of course) like the B-52s' "Love Shack" whenever I see it.
― nickn, Wednesday, 6 December 2023 01:33 (four months ago) link
It's called what now
― The SoyBoy West Coast (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 6 December 2023 20:23 (four months ago) link
Chairstore called Lovesac could definately be a Primus lyric
― bendy, Wednesday, 6 December 2023 20:44 (four months ago) link
i had a look in the red cross shop in my lunch break and got super excited that they had loads of jeans in my size so giddy with excitement i tried a bunch on and bought them.i only realized later that one pair are women's jeans (flies the other way round=exactly how i circumnavigate, yo)´- now when i wear them i sing "in my women's jeans" to the tune of susanne vega's "in my book of dreams" bustin up da gender stereotypes in alla dey facesword
― massaman gai (front tea for two), Friday, 15 December 2023 13:38 (four months ago) link
I'm Steve McQueenI'm Martin SheenI'm Jimmy DeanI'm women's jeans
― CthulhuLululemon (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 15 December 2023 16:13 (four months ago) link
I can't see the name Hayden Panettiere without thinking of the Beastie Boys:
Intergalactic, Panettiere, Panettiere, Intergalactic
― jonder, Thursday, 21 December 2023 00:26 (three months ago) link
I have to ask how often you see the name Hayden Panettiere!
― This field is required (morrisp), Thursday, 21 December 2023 00:52 (three months ago) link
Is that how you lot are pronouncing Pannettiere?
― ...eh you get the gist of it (dog latin), Thursday, 21 December 2023 10:39 (three months ago) link
dog latin: for the purposes of this thread, yes. In a representative democracy, we reach a consensus on how to mangle the pronunciation of furrin words, and abide by that decision. My country, right or wrong.
morrisp: according to my attorneys, I don't have to answer that.
― jonder, Thursday, 21 December 2023 14:37 (three months ago) link
Lately when I feed my cats I find myself singing "foooood for caaaaats" to the tune of the Squeeze song "Cool for Cats."
This is in addition to the longstanding mental association with the old Far Side CAT FUD cartoon.
But the two don't really work together. I don't sing "fuuuuud for caaats." It's definitely "foooood for caaaaats."
― CthulhuLululemon (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 1 January 2024 12:39 (three months ago) link
“James Webb, James Webb”
― Al Green Explores Your Mind Gardens (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 1 February 2024 21:06 (two months ago) link
When I see the Belvita line of breakfast crackers/cookies I have to sing it (internally) as is done for "Candida" in the Tony Orlando song.
― nickn, Thursday, 1 February 2024 21:11 (two months ago) link
Good one!
― Al Green Explores Your Mind Gardens (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 2 February 2024 00:00 (two months ago) link
My place o' employment includes a Microbiology lab which tests for pathogens including candida albicans, so I'm well versed in Tony Orlando & Dawn running through my head.
― Hideous Lump, Friday, 2 February 2024 02:37 (two months ago) link
Probably more for the misheard lyrics butKids - MGMT"Control yourself, take only what you need from it"
I'm never sure what the lyrics are but I hear 'cheese, Gromit' in there every time
― kinder, Friday, 23 February 2024 19:29 (one month ago) link
― butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Sunday, 10 March 2024 00:22 (one month ago) link
I might have already said this one but whenever I see bacon in the supermarket it's PSB "How can you expect to be... bacon, seriously?"
― your mom goes to limgrave (dog latin), Sunday, 10 March 2024 11:47 (one month ago) link
“Great Wealth Transfer” —> Billy Bragg’s waiting for the Great Leap Forward… #classtraitor
― sarahell, Monday, 18 March 2024 21:08 (one month ago) link
If you were in middle school around the same time I was, maybe you will also hear this in a voice from a certain Miami bass song (track 3… IYKYK):https://i.imgur.com/Y57kPQt_d.webp?maxwidth=1520&fidelity=grand
― let’s get intertwined (morrisp), Wednesday, 20 March 2024 05:11 (one month ago) link