Songs where it's fun to say HOOS in place of the actual lyrics

Substituting HOOS for 'you' is often profitable, e.g., "I can't help it if I'm still in love with HOOS"

― wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:51 (ten years ago) Permalink

However, HOOS in place of it's phonetic analogues "whose" and "who's" only leads to confusion. C.f. "HOOS Johnny? she says, and smiles in that special way"

― wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:53 (ten years ago) Permalink

But then, 'HOOS that girl' kind of works

― wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:53 (ten years ago) Permalink

"I LOVE IT WHEN THEY CALL ME BIG HOOS-A"

― Dom Passantino, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:54 (ten years ago) Permalink

through your hands in the air, if HOOS a steendriver

― Alex in Baltimore, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:56 (ten years ago) Permalink

"I'm Gonna Tear Your PlayHOOS Down"

― James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:57 (ten years ago) Permalink

HOOS HOUSE? RUN'S HOUSE

― Alex in Baltimore, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:58 (ten years ago) Permalink

you could be my black big hoos tonight.

― J0rdan S., Monday, 29 October 2007 18:59 (ten years ago) Permalink

"HOOS Shot Sam?"

― James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:00 (ten years ago) Permalink

BIG THREAD aka the sharkjumper

― deej, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:00 (ten years ago) Permalink

Take a break, steendriver 8

― James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:01 (ten years ago) Permalink

three
hun
dred
six
ty
five
de
grees

BURNIN DOON THE HOOS

― nickalicious, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:02 (ten years ago) Permalink

omg i don't know if James Redd or Nickalicious just won

― wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:03 (ten years ago) Permalink

HOOS, BIG HOOS
KICK OFF YOUR STEENDRIVIN SHOES

― nickalicious, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:03 (ten years ago) Permalink

I need a BIG HOOS
I'm holding out for a BIG HOOS til the end of the night
and he's gotta be STEEN and he's gotta be DRIVE and he's gotta be ERer than light

― nickalicious, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:04 (ten years ago) Permalink

HOOS WORLD IS THIS

― and what, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:06 (ten years ago) Permalink

If it HOOS your booty then shake shake it baby
All the way to Africa aka the steendriver

― dad a, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:07 (ten years ago) Permalink

http://image.listen.com/img/356x237/2/6/9/5/565962_356x237.jpg
HOOS know my STEEN

― and what, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:08 (ten years ago) Permalink

Steendriving cross the desert in a TWA
I saw a woman walking cross the sand
Walking thirty miles en route to Bombay
To meet a brown-eyed HOOSsome man.

― James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:09 (ten years ago) Permalink

Her destination was a brown-eyed HOOSsome man.

― James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:10 (ten years ago) Permalink

He's the one
The only one
That steendrives the Amazon

― James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:16 (ten years ago) Permalink

HOOS got the STEEN? BO!
http://www.newrealm.com/charts/images/blackmoon_photo.gif

― deej, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:16 (ten years ago) Permalink

That steen is packed
And that's a fact
And their ain't nothin' wrong with that

― James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:31 (ten years ago) Permalink

HOOS to blame
When parties get out of bounds?

― James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:37 (ten years ago) Permalink

HOOS shot ya
Mob ties like Steendriva

― max, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:39 (ten years ago) Permalink

It's a HOOS, HOOS summer
leaving me here on my own
it's a HOOS, HOOS summer
now you're gone

― wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:43 (ten years ago) Permalink

Now watch me HOOS (crank dat soulja boy)

― matt2, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:46 (ten years ago) Permalink

HOOS HOOS its the sound of the police

― deej, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:46 (ten years ago) Permalink

what the HOOS gon be
i aint need no fucking HOOS on this beat

― max, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:51 (ten years ago) Permalink

Lady steendriver, can u take me 4 a ride?

― clotpoll, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:53 (ten years ago) Permalink

BIG HOOSin we spendin cheese
we be BIG HOOSin on b.l.a.d's

― J0rdan S., Monday, 29 October 2007 20:06 (ten years ago) Permalink

HOOS hot HOOS not
tell me HOOS rock
HOOS sell out in the stores

― max, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:08 (ten years ago) Permalink

You tell me HOOS flopped HOOS caught the blue drop
HOOS jewels got robbed HOOS mostly goldie down to the
tube sock.

― deej, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:12 (ten years ago) Permalink

Big Hoos, Won't You Drive My Steen
Yes I Think You Know What I Mean
Big Hoos, Won't You Drive My Steen
And Big Hoos, I Love You...
Convert to BBCode!

― gabbneb, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:17 (ten years ago) Permalink

y'all gon make me HOOS my mind
up in here, up in here

― J0rdan S., Monday, 29 October 2007 20:18 (ten years ago) Permalink

i just wanna HOOS your love, tonight

― wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:24 (ten years ago) Permalink

HOOS gonna drive you steen, tonight?

― Oilyrags, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:26 (ten years ago) Permalink

HOOS gonna ride your wild horses

― deej, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:27 (ten years ago) Permalink

HOOS the man with the master plan?

― Oilyrags, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:30 (ten years ago) Permalink

we gonna HOOS down to electric avenue
and then we steen the driver

― nickalicious, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:35 (ten years ago) Permalink

HOOS let the dogs out?
HOOS! HOOS!

― Trip Maker, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:37 (ten years ago) Permalink

The boy looked at Johnny
Said "Don't you know hoos I think I am"

― Heave Ho, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:39 (ten years ago) Permalink

HOOS going to shoe your feet?
HOOS going to pay your rent?
HOOS going to stand by you?
HOOS going to cure the heart of a man in need?

― wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:44 (ten years ago) Permalink

WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS

― J0rdan S., Monday, 29 October 2007 20:48 (ten years ago) Permalink

HOOS gonna tell you when
It's too late
HOOS gonna tell you things
Aren't so great
You can't go on
Thinking nothing's wrong
HOOS gonna steendrive you home
Tonight?

― James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 21:01 (ten years ago) Permalink

HOOS a cowboy
on a steen horse i ride
wanted (wanted!)
dead or steendrived

― Emily Bjurnhjam, Monday, 29 October 2007 21:10 (ten years ago) Permalink

My HOOS, my HOOS, my lovely lady STEEN.

― Oilyrags, Monday, 29 October 2007 21:23 (ten years ago) Permalink

Doctorin' the HOOS
Doctorin', doctorin'

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 29 October 2007 22:15 (ten years ago) Permalink

doctor hoos HEY
doctor hoos
doctor hoos HEY
doctor hoos
doctor hoos HEY
doctor hoos

― electricsound, Monday, 29 October 2007 22:18 (ten years ago) Permalink

Way too obvious but

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8nIHZ-0kS4

― 龜, Monday, 7 July 2014 17:45 (four years ago) Permalink

Working on the night HOOS
Front page, steendriving news

― Albiceleste Square Mall (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 14 July 2014 16:07 (four years ago) Permalink

All my sorrow
All my HOOS

― That's His Grandmother Doug On Bass (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 12:52 (four years ago) Permalink

But however much I HOOS
There ain't no way grout

― Santiniketan Go Straight To The Ghat (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 10 September 2014 19:09 (four years ago) Permalink

There's a kind of HOOS
All over the world tonight

― Zings for a Tailor (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 26 October 2014 04:07 (three years ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ASnA4EJksU

― GYBE ALFOTHAD download from mediafire - Type: .rar Size: 53.25 MB (unregistered), Thursday, 11 December 2014 18:15 (three years ago) Permalink

wow

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 11 December 2014 22:43 (three years ago) Permalink

I'm crying
HOOS gr8080 gr8080

― Murdstone From The Sun (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 12 December 2014 03:18 (three years ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFFdd2g7sCQ

Since he died I lost my will to ride
It's 'neath the surface
With my shame and my pride
Someday it will explode
Explode in the sky
All the way to the top of Steens Mountain

― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Saturday, 25 April 2015 19:07 (three years ago) Permalink

^actual lyric. I'm thinking maybe I spend too much time on ilx.

― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Saturday, 25 April 2015 19:08 (three years ago) Permalink

And I can hardly wait
To steen with HOOS again

― Faron Young Folks (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 5 June 2015 01:33 (three years ago) Permalink

All we have to HOOS
Is take these lies and make them truth

― ... (Eazy), Friday, 5 June 2015 01:47 (three years ago) Permalink

Why you gotta steen so HOOS?

― Never Mind The Blecchs, Here's The James Redd Orche (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 13 June 2015 00:17 (three years ago) Permalink

Don't you know I'm Hurting2

― Never Mind The Blecchs, Here's The James Redd Orche (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 13 June 2015 00:25 (three years ago) Permalink

Me importa HOOS
y HOOS y HOOS
y solamente HOOS
y HOOS y HOOS
Me importa HOOS
y HOOS y HOOS
y nadie más que HOOS

― Eternal Return To Earth (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 00:17 (three years ago) Permalink

I wish that for just one time
You could stan inside my HOOS
You'd know what a drag it is to steen you

― Bon Iver Meets G.I. Joe (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 8 September 2015 07:00 (three years ago) Permalink

I'm just second hand HOOS
I'm just second hand HOOOOOOOOS
yeaaaah

― yes wave (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 11 November 2015 15:40 (two years ago) Permalink

i know when that HOOSline bling
that can only mean one steen

― rip van wanko, Thursday, 7 January 2016 16:35 (two years ago) Permalink

every since I left the city HOOS HOOS HOOS

― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 7 January 2016 16:39 (two years ago) Permalink

Put on your Redd shoes
And dance the HOOS
To the steen that they're driving
On the patio

― Blackstar Linus Must Comp (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 18 January 2016 01:00 (two years ago) Permalink

'cause when you're HOOSTEEN
and somebody tells you they love you
You're gonna believe them

― small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Friday, 5 February 2016 16:14 (two years ago) Permalink

I could not foresee this steen happening to HOOS

― Jesperson, I think we're lost (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 5 March 2016 05:00 (two years ago) Permalink

'My friends feel it's their appointed duty
They keep driving to steen me
All you want to do is HOOS me
But my answer, yeah to all that HOOS me stuff
I want to steen the HOOS
That if it steens this good getting HOOSed
You just steen on HOOSing me
Until you HOOS me up
Until you HOOS me up

― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 18:48 (two years ago) Permalink

Now I steen my drive
Following him whenever he's with HOOS

― PiL Communication (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 25 April 2016 03:57 (two years ago) Permalink

The beautiful ones
They always steen to
HOOS

― Radio Free European Son (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 27 April 2016 15:13 (two years ago) Permalink

HOOS
Eye steendrive
4 HOOS

― The WLS National Batdance (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 1 May 2016 22:03 (two years ago) Permalink

'cause when you're HOOSTEEN
and somebody tells you they love you
You're gonna believe them

― small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Friday, February 5, 2016 11:14 AM (2 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol.

― how girl's (how's life), Monday, 2 May 2016 17:41 (two years ago) Permalink

Now Hurting, HOOS, M. White
I give you REDD

― The WLS National Batdance (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 5 May 2016 14:50 (two years ago) Permalink

POLL your HOOS together
With Rotosound Zings!

― TS Hugo Largo vs. Al Factotum (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 02:13 (one year ago) Permalink

I wanna put on/My my my my my boogie shoes
Just to boogie with HOOS

― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Friday, 8 December 2017 19:35 (ten months ago) Permalink

*boogies*

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 8 December 2017 20:58 (ten months ago) Permalink

give it up or turn it, HOOS!

― jesus and figs and science and the foo fighters (unregistered), Saturday, 9 December 2017 03:45 (ten months ago) Permalink

the HOOS are back in town
(the HOOS are back in town)

― fuiud, mac (rip van wanko), Saturday, 9 December 2017 11:51 (ten months ago) Permalink

Now you are messing with, a son of a HOOS... now you are messing with a son of a HOOS

― earlnash, Saturday, 16 December 2017 23:54 (ten months ago) Permalink

give it up or turn it, HOOS!

― Burru Men Meet Burryman ina Wicker Man (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 16 December 2017 23:59 (ten months ago) Permalink

ahem

― Burru Men Meet Burryman ina Wicker Man (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 17 December 2017 00:00 (ten months ago) Permalink

These foolish zings
Remind me of HOOS

― Dr. Winston ‘Merritone’ Blecch (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 31 December 2017 20:29 (nine months ago) Permalink

I have no idea who HOOS is or the history but my iPhone insists on correcting words to say HOOS

― calstars, Sunday, 31 December 2017 20:34 (nine months ago) Permalink

nuey lewis and the HOOS: ‘give me the keys (and i’ll steendrive you crazy)’

― pee-wee and the power men (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 1 January 2018 00:26 (nine months ago) Permalink

‘Big Hoos’ has no specific meaning, except that it is a larger version of ‘Hoos’,

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 18 February 2008 20:43 (2 years ago)

― HOOS the master?? STEEN NUFF (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, January 30, 2011 7:11 PM (six years ago)

xp get familiar

― j., Monday, 1 January 2018 00:59 (nine months ago) Permalink

Drivin' that train
High on Cocaine
Hoos you know you better
Watch your steen!

Trouble ahead, trouble behind
And you know that hoosteen
just crossed my mind

― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 16:50 (nine months ago) Permalink

And I can hardly wait
To steen with HOOS again

― Faron Young Folks (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, June 4, 2015 9:33 PM (two years ago)

― The Harmony Illustrated Encyclopedia of Blecch (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 09:41 (nine months ago) Permalink

won't you let me take you on a
STEEN HOOS

― I am George III, I went a little cray (rip van wanko), Monday, 7 May 2018 15:57 (five months ago) Permalink

For Redd is the color
That my gr8080 wore
And what's more
It's HOOS
Yes it is, it's HOOS

― Nashville #9 Dream (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 11 May 2018 03:57 (five months ago) Permalink

Come on and marry me, Bill
I got the wedding bells blues

― Nashville #9 Dream (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 11 May 2018 04:35 (five months ago) Permalink

aarrgh, it's late

Come on and marry me, Bill
I got the wedding bell HOOS

― Nashville #9 Dream (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 11 May 2018 04:36 (five months ago) Permalink

Drive the steen so much wore out my shoes
Received your invitation to the HOOS

― Harper Valley CTA-102 (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 11 October 2018 22:27 (one week ago) Permalink

i don't know where you get your nerve / i don't know how you choose your words
speak the ones that suit you worst / keep you grounded, sad, and cursed
circle the ones that come alive / save them for the best of jill HOOS

― reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 11 October 2018 22:36 (one week ago) Permalink

Chicken HOOS
I suppose
we could have a girl or a boy
And I see what you STEEN

― rip van wanko, Thursday, 11 October 2018 22:49 (one week ago) Permalink

the STEENario is brought
for the king and caroHOOS

― reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 11 October 2018 22:55 (one week ago) Permalink