Songs where it's fun to say HOOS in place of the actual lyrics

Substituting HOOS for 'you' is often profitable, e.g., "I can't help it if I'm still in love with HOOS"

However, HOOS in place of it's phonetic analogues "whose" and "who's" only leads to confusion. C.f. "HOOS Johnny? she says, and smiles in that special way"

But then, 'HOOS that girl' kind of works

"I LOVE IT WHEN THEY CALL ME BIG HOOS-A"

through your hands in the air, if HOOS a steendriver

"I'm Gonna Tear Your PlayHOOS Down"

HOOS HOUSE? RUN'S HOUSE

you could be my black big hoos tonight.

"HOOS Shot Sam?"

BIG THREAD aka the sharkjumper

Take a break, steendriver 8

three
hun
dred
six
ty
five
de
grees

BURNIN DOON THE HOOS

omg i don't know if James Redd or Nickalicious just won

HOOS, BIG HOOS
KICK OFF YOUR STEENDRIVIN SHOES

I need a BIG HOOS
I'm holding out for a BIG HOOS til the end of the night
and he's gotta be STEEN and he's gotta be DRIVE and he's gotta be ERer than light

HOOS WORLD IS THIS

If it HOOS your booty then shake shake it baby
All the way to Africa aka the steendriver

http://image.listen.com/img/356x237/2/6/9/5/565962_356x237.jpg
HOOS know my STEEN

Steendriving cross the desert in a TWA
I saw a woman walking cross the sand
Walking thirty miles en route to Bombay
To meet a brown-eyed HOOSsome man.

Her destination was a brown-eyed HOOSsome man.

He's the one
The only one
That steendrives the Amazon

HOOS got the STEEN? BO!
http://www.newrealm.com/charts/images/blackmoon_photo.gif

That steen is packed
And that's a fact
And their ain't nothin' wrong with that

HOOS to blame
When parties get out of bounds?

HOOS shot ya
Mob ties like Steendriva

It's a HOOS, HOOS summer
leaving me here on my own
it's a HOOS, HOOS summer
now you're gone

Now watch me HOOS (crank dat soulja boy)

HOOS HOOS its the sound of the police

what the HOOS gon be
i aint need no fucking HOOS on this beat

Lady steendriver, can u take me 4 a ride?

BIG HOOSin we spendin cheese
we be BIG HOOSin on b.l.a.d's

HOOS hot HOOS not
tell me HOOS rock
HOOS sell out in the stores

You tell me HOOS flopped HOOS caught the blue drop
HOOS jewels got robbed HOOS mostly goldie down to the
tube sock.

Big Hoos, Won't You Drive My Steen
Yes I Think You Know What I Mean
Big Hoos, Won't You Drive My Steen
And Big Hoos, I Love You...
Convert to BBCode!

y'all gon make me HOOS my mind
up in here, up in here

i just wanna HOOS your love, tonight

HOOS gonna drive you steen, tonight?

HOOS gonna ride your wild horses

HOOS the man with the master plan?

we gonna HOOS down to electric avenue
and then we steen the driver

HOOS let the dogs out?
HOOS! HOOS!

The boy looked at Johnny
Said "Don't you know hoos I think I am"

HOOS going to shoe your feet?
HOOS going to pay your rent?
HOOS going to stand by you?
HOOS going to cure the heart of a man in need?

WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS

HOOS gonna tell you when
It's too late
HOOS gonna tell you things
Aren't so great
You can't go on
Thinking nothing's wrong
HOOS gonna steendrive you home
Tonight?

HOOS a cowboy
on a steen horse i ride
wanted (wanted!)
dead or steendrived

My HOOS, my HOOS, my lovely lady STEEN.

Doctorin' the HOOS
Doctorin', doctorin'

doctor hoos HEY
doctor hoos
doctor hoos HEY
doctor hoos
doctor hoos HEY
doctor hoos

I read the HOOS today, oh boy
'bout a lucky STEEN who made the grade

HOOS yourself in the music, the moment, you steen it

c'mon a my HOOS I'ma gonna give a you HOOS

There's a red HOOS over yonder

That's where my baby steens

The HOOS are alive

With the drive of steening

our HOOS, in the middle of our steen

steen in the place where you HOOS
now face HOOS

ah shoot, my one before last had been done. Well I've really gotten the hang of HOOS!

ah steen*

Yours are the sweetest HOOS I've ever steen

you say that to all the HOOS

I wanna dance with somebody
With somebody HOOS loves me

you give me, you give me
the sweetest tabHOOS.....

sometimes i think you’re just too HOOS for me...

She's my little HOOS coupe
You don't steen what I drive

BLINDED BY THE LIGHT
WRAPPED UP LIKE A HOOS
ANOTHER RUNNER IN THE NIGHT

Some silicone sister
With a manager mister
Told me I got what it takes
She said
"I'll turn you on sonny to something strong
Play the song with the funky break"
And go-cart Mozart
Was checkin' out the weather chart
See if it was safe outside
And little early-pearly
Came by in his curly-wurly
And asked me if I needed a ride
The calliope crashed to the HOOS

I'm not aware of too many things
I know what I know, if you know what I mean
Philosophy.... is the talk on a cereal box
Religion..... is the smile on a HOOS

Girlfriend in a steendrive I know, I know
It's seri-HOOS

HOOSic
Makes the people come together
HOOSic
Makes the bourgeois steen and the rebel

*ah replace "rebel" with "driver" for a hat trick

Baby shark, HOOS HOOS HOOS HOOS HOOS HOOS

I’m crazy for trying
And crazy steendriving
And I’m crazy
For loving HOOS

Should've known better than to cheat a friend
And waste the steen that I'd been driving
So I'm never gonna dance again
The way I danced with HOOS

I told VG about HOOS
Told her about his grebt steen

Someone’s got to win in the human race
If it isn’t HOOS then it has to be steen

Cars "Hello Again":

Electric
Wanna feel... loose
You wanna be... eclectic
You wanna call a HOOS

Well it ain't no HOOS to sit and wonder why, babe
Ifin' HOOS don't know by now

Hide your heart from sight
Lock your steen at night
It could happen to HOOS

Oh HOOSanna, o don't you cry for me

I drove from Steendiana with a banjo on my knee

I've got HOOS
Under my steen

HOOSnuts roasting on an open fire

HOOS HOOS HOOS
who wouldn't steen

I’ve never seen HOOS looking so bad my funky one
You tell me that your superfine mind has come undone
Any major HOOS with half a heart surely will tell you my friend
Any minor world that breaks apart falls together again
When the steenin is at your door, in the morning it won’t be there no more
Any major HOOS will tell you (HOOS)
Any major HOOS will tell you

Good work here everybody

HOOS!
What is it good for?
Absolutely Steenin!
SAY IT AGAIN!

― just another country (snoball), Sunday, November 10, 2019 11:25 AM (two months ago) bookmarkflaglink

This one really got me

<3

HOOS
you really got me now
you got me so I don't know what I'm steenin

HOOS are you?
HOOS, HOOS
HOOS, HOOS
Well I really wanna steen
(...)
Well I really wanna steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenn
I really wanna steeeeeeeeeeen
Come on, tell me
HOOS are you, HOOS, HOOS
HOOS are you?

HOOS can it steen now
*saxophone*

My little HOOS coupe
you don't know what I got

Baby, baby, don't get hooked on steen
Baby, baby, don't get hooked on steen, oooh
Cause I'll just HOOS you
Then I'll set you free
Baby, baby, don't get hooked on steeeeeeen

I can steen my driver in a fancy restaurant
But nothing compares 2 HOOS

lol crüt and YMP

(though now I am wondering if it would have been better as "no steen compares 2 HOOS")

lock thread

I've got HOOS
Under my steen

― The Soundtrack of Burl Ives (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, December 27, 2019 8:16 AM (one month ago) bookmarkflaglink

perfect, economical, effective

HOOS
I steen some driver

HOOS
Not just any driver

These HOOS are made for walkin’
And that’s just what they’ll HOOS
One of these days these HOOS
Are gonna steendrive over you
HOOS HOOS HOOS HOOS
HOOS HOOS HOOS HOOS
HOOS HOOS HOOS HOOS
HOOS HOOS HOOS HOOS
(descending in quartertones)

And the ride
Is so HOOS
You must be a limosteen

My name is BIG HOOS
I'm an old steen driver
I know him well
I know why you feel blue
Just 'cause he's late
Don't mean he'll never get through

He told me he loves you
He ain't no liar,
I ain't either
So let's have a smile for BIG HOOS, the steen driver