Songs where it's fun to say HOOS in place of the actual lyrics

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Pear Jam -- Jeremy (the part near the end where Eddie Vedder is angstily bleating 'hoo hoo hoo hoo' is much improved with "HOOS HOOS HOOS HOOS")

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:50 (sixteen years ago) link

Substituting HOOS for 'you' is often profitable, e.g., "I can't help it if I'm still in love with HOOS"

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:51 (sixteen years ago) link

However, HOOS in place of it's phonetic analogues "whose" and "who's" only leads to confusion. C.f. "HOOS Johnny? she says, and smiles in that special way"

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:53 (sixteen years ago) link

But then, 'HOOS that girl' kind of works

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:53 (sixteen years ago) link

"I LOVE IT WHEN THEY CALL ME BIG HOOS-A"

Dom Passantino, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:54 (sixteen years ago) link

through your hands in the air, if HOOS a steendriver

Alex in Baltimore, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:56 (sixteen years ago) link

"I'm Gonna Tear Your PlayHOOS Down"

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:57 (sixteen years ago) link

HOOS HOUSE? RUN'S HOUSE

Alex in Baltimore, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:58 (sixteen years ago) link

you could be my black big hoos tonight.

J0rdan S., Monday, 29 October 2007 18:59 (sixteen years ago) link

"HOOS Shot Sam?"

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:00 (sixteen years ago) link

BIG THREAD aka the sharkjumper

deej, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:00 (sixteen years ago) link

Take a break, steendriver 8

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:01 (sixteen years ago) link

three
hun
dred
six
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de
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BURNIN DOON THE HOOS

nickalicious, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:02 (sixteen years ago) link

omg i don't know if James Redd or Nickalicious just won

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:03 (sixteen years ago) link

HOOS, BIG HOOS
KICK OFF YOUR STEENDRIVIN SHOES

nickalicious, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:03 (sixteen years ago) link

I need a BIG HOOS
I'm holding out for a BIG HOOS til the end of the night
and he's gotta be STEEN and he's gotta be DRIVE and he's gotta be ERer than light

nickalicious, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:04 (sixteen years ago) link

HOOS WORLD IS THIS

and what, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:06 (sixteen years ago) link

If it HOOS your booty then shake shake it baby
All the way to Africa aka the steendriver

dad a, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:07 (sixteen years ago) link

http://image.listen.com/img/356x237/2/6/9/5/565962_356x237.jpg
HOOS know my STEEN

and what, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:08 (sixteen years ago) link

Steendriving cross the desert in a TWA
I saw a woman walking cross the sand
Walking thirty miles en route to Bombay
To meet a brown-eyed HOOSsome man.

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:09 (sixteen years ago) link

Her destination was a brown-eyed HOOSsome man.

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:10 (sixteen years ago) link

He's the one
The only one
That steendrives the Amazon

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:16 (sixteen years ago) link

HOOS got the STEEN? BO!
http://www.newrealm.com/charts/images/blackmoon_photo.gif

deej, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:16 (sixteen years ago) link

That steen is packed
And that's a fact
And their ain't nothin' wrong with that

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:31 (sixteen years ago) link

HOOS to blame
When parties get out of bounds?

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:37 (sixteen years ago) link

HOOS shot ya
Mob ties like Steendriva

max, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:39 (sixteen years ago) link

It's a HOOS, HOOS summer
leaving me here on my own
it's a HOOS, HOOS summer
now you're gone

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:43 (sixteen years ago) link

Now watch me HOOS (crank dat soulja boy)

matt2, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:46 (sixteen years ago) link

HOOS HOOS its the sound of the police

deej, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:46 (sixteen years ago) link

what the HOOS gon be
i aint need no fucking HOOS on this beat

max, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:51 (sixteen years ago) link

Lady steendriver, can u take me 4 a ride?

clotpoll, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:53 (sixteen years ago) link

BIG HOOSin we spendin cheese
we be BIG HOOSin on b.l.a.d's

J0rdan S., Monday, 29 October 2007 20:06 (sixteen years ago) link

HOOS hot HOOS not
tell me HOOS rock
HOOS sell out in the stores

max, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:08 (sixteen years ago) link

You tell me HOOS flopped HOOS caught the blue drop
HOOS jewels got robbed HOOS mostly goldie down to the
tube sock.

deej, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:12 (sixteen years ago) link

Big Hoos, Won't You Drive My Steen
Yes I Think You Know What I Mean
Big Hoos, Won't You Drive My Steen
And Big Hoos, I Love You...
Convert to BBCode!

gabbneb, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:17 (sixteen years ago) link

y'all gon make me HOOS my mind
up in here, up in here

J0rdan S., Monday, 29 October 2007 20:18 (sixteen years ago) link

i just wanna HOOS your love, tonight

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:24 (sixteen years ago) link

HOOS gonna drive you steen, tonight?

Oilyrags, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:26 (sixteen years ago) link

HOOS gonna ride your wild horses

deej, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:27 (sixteen years ago) link

HOOS the man with the master plan?

Oilyrags, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:30 (sixteen years ago) link

we gonna HOOS down to electric avenue
and then we steen the driver

nickalicious, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:35 (sixteen years ago) link

HOOS let the dogs out?
HOOS! HOOS!

Trip Maker, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:37 (sixteen years ago) link

The boy looked at Johnny
Said "Don't you know hoos I think I am"

Heave Ho, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:39 (sixteen years ago) link

HOOS going to shoe your feet?
HOOS going to pay your rent?
HOOS going to stand by you?
HOOS going to cure the heart of a man in need?

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:44 (sixteen years ago) link

WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS

J0rdan S., Monday, 29 October 2007 20:48 (sixteen years ago) link

HOOS gonna tell you when
It's too late
HOOS gonna tell you things
Aren't so great
You can't go on
Thinking nothing's wrong
HOOS gonna steendrive you home
Tonight?

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 21:01 (sixteen years ago) link

HOOS a cowboy
on a steen horse i ride
wanted (wanted!)
dead or steendrived

Emily Bjurnhjam, Monday, 29 October 2007 21:10 (sixteen years ago) link

My HOOS, my HOOS, my lovely lady STEEN.

Oilyrags, Monday, 29 October 2007 21:23 (sixteen years ago) link

Doctorin' the HOOS
Doctorin', doctorin'

Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 29 October 2007 22:15 (sixteen years ago) link

doctor hoos HEY
doctor hoos
doctor hoos HEY
doctor hoos
doctor hoos HEY
doctor hoos

electricsound, Monday, 29 October 2007 22:18 (sixteen years ago) link

HOOS the steendriving slick
HOOS a bait machine for all the clicks?
(HOOS!)

Eric B. Mash Up the Resident (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 26 April 2022 17:36 (one year ago) link

I dig HOOS
HOOS dig steen

Eric B. Mash Up the Resident (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 27 April 2022 03:06 (one year ago) link

Well I try and try to forget you, girl
But it's just so hard to do
Every time you drive that steen to HOOS

Don't Renege On (Our Dub) (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 10 May 2022 14:51 (one year ago) link

They're locking them up today
They're throwing away the key
I wonder who it will be tomorrow
HOOS or steen?

Groovy Situation Vacant (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 20 May 2022 00:39 (one year ago) link

It's a livin' zing
It's a terrible steen to HOOS
It's a givin' thing
What a terrible steen to HOOS

Apollo and the Aqueducts (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 23 May 2022 23:17 (one year ago) link

Come on, steen
Start HOOSin’
Got to get me there

Magical Misery Tour Spiel (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 31 May 2022 23:11 (one year ago) link

four weeks pass...

This happened once before
When I came to your door
No steendrive
They said it wasn’t HOOS
But I saw HOOS steen through
Your window

Build My Gallows Hi Hi Hi (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 28 June 2022 01:43 (one year ago) link

And you drive your steen away
With or without HOOS

Mr. Art-I-Ficial (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 7 July 2022 13:05 (one year ago) link

Tempted by the steen of your driver
Tempted but the HOOS is discovered

Nutellanor Roosevelt (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 8 July 2022 01:45 (one year ago) link

Nice

Mr. Art-I-Ficial (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 8 July 2022 02:00 (one year ago) link

If you wanna roll me
Then you gotta roll me all night long
And if you wanna HOOS me
Then you gotta HOOS me 'til I'm gone
I'm not a fallen angel, I just fell behind
I'm out of luck and I'm out of time
If you don't wanna love me, let me go
I'm runnin' for the last steen
I'm runnin' for the last steen home

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 8 July 2022 02:08 (one year ago) link

Wild, wild HOOSes
Couldn't drive me a steen

Nutellanor Roosevelt (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 8 July 2022 02:40 (one year ago) link

Blue HOOS
You saw me steening alone

Mr. Art-I-Ficial (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 8 July 2022 23:22 (one year ago) link

Also, kudos to YMP for uncovering one of those can’t believe we didn’t do that one already.

Mr. Art-I-Ficial (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 8 July 2022 23:25 (one year ago) link

Thanks JR+tB.

When I am feeling down, there are two threads that always lift my spirits: this one and the Rusted Root neologisms thread.

Nutellanor Roosevelt (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 9 July 2022 02:25 (one year ago) link

ombiwe 🎶

The 25 Best Songs Ever Ranked In Order (Deflatormouse), Saturday, 9 July 2022 02:34 (one year ago) link

three weeks pass...

Every time you POLL away
You take a piece of steen with HOOS

My Little Red Buchla (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 2 August 2022 17:37 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

It's gonna be a HOOS night
Just let me STEEN you by the firelight
If it don't DRIVE right you can POLL

clouds, Monday, 5 September 2022 17:54 (one year ago) link

Let me tell how it will be
There’s one for HOOS nineteen for steen

Jean Arthur Rank (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 7 September 2022 18:51 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

You've taken eveything from steen
I've taken eveything from HOOS

We Have Never Been Secondary Modern (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 19 October 2022 02:02 (one year ago) link

Imagine all the steening
I wonder if HOOS can

the floor is guava (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 19 October 2022 10:10 (one year ago) link

Lefty he can’t steen the HOOS
All night long like he HOOSed to

two weeks pass...

Call it
Judy and the steen of HOOSes
You steen of HOOSes
La-da-dum-bop

p-fox (wants to get foxed up) (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 3 November 2022 15:19 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

Why must the HOOS drive against himself?
Government steening the HOOS on the shelf

A Kestrel for a Neve (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 30 December 2022 08:47 (one year ago) link

Did HOOS write the book of love
And does HOOS have faith in god above

Immodest Moose (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 30 December 2022 12:41 (one year ago) link

And if a double decker bus
Steendrives into HOOS

A Kestrel for a Neve (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 5 January 2023 01:59 (one year ago) link

a HOOS divided cannot steen

maf you one two (maffew12), Thursday, 5 January 2023 02:01 (one year ago) link

HOOS can it steen now
*saxophone*

Just smiled at this one

A Kestrel for a Neve (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 5 January 2023 02:12 (one year ago) link

Catch a boat to England baby, maybe to Spain
Wherever I have gone
Wherever I've been and gone
Wherever I have gone
BIG HOOS drives the steen

A Kestrel for a Neve (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 5 January 2023 02:25 (one year ago) link

HOOS loves you pretty baby
HOOS gonna steen you through the night

paranormal bully romance (Neanderthal), Thursday, 5 January 2023 02:30 (one year ago) link

^nice!

A Kestrel for a Neve (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 5 January 2023 02:55 (one year ago) link

There is
a HOOS
In New Oar Steens
They call
The Driving Steen

A Kestrel for a Neve (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 5 January 2023 03:11 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

I met a girl who sang the blues
And I asked her for some happy HOOS
She just steened and drove away

The Myth of Sisyspacek (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 21 January 2023 12:55 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

I found a picture of HOOS
Oh ohohoh ohohoh
Driving his steen at night

It’s Only Her Factory, Girl! (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 29 March 2023 01:02 (eleven months ago) link

Chain chain chain

Chain of HOOS

she loves me like a rock lobster (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 29 March 2023 01:30 (eleven months ago) link

So come on, I wanna see you, gr8080
Come on, I don’t mean maybe
Come on, I’m tryin’ to make you see
That I belong to HOOS
And HOOS belongs to steen

Little Big Man Yells at Red Cloud (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 1 April 2023 12:44 (eleven months ago) link

And that steen will drive
When he learns we are
HOOS

Little Big Man Yells at Red Cloud (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 2 April 2023 22:37 (eleven months ago) link

People are people so why should it be
HOOS and I should drive along so steenfully

she loves me like a rock lobster (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 3 April 2023 03:03 (eleven months ago) link

four months pass...

Then you've seen a picture
Of steen without HOOS

Ansible Dave’s Killer Breadboard (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 21 August 2023 19:42 (six months ago) link

two months pass...

I’d like to drive
Under the steen
In an octopus’s garden
With HOOS

Shifty Henry’s Swing Club (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 12 November 2023 00:26 (three months ago) link

Just like the white winged dove
Steens a song, sounds like she's steening,
I said HOOS, baby, HOOS, said HOOS

I'm a few years older than HOOS

My love

don't let days go by, Listerine (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 12 November 2023 00:31 (three months ago) link

Fifty third and HOOS
Fifty third and HOOS
Fifty third and HOOS

calstars, Sunday, 12 November 2023 00:36 (three months ago) link

you've been struck by
a HOOS criminal

budo jeru, Sunday, 12 November 2023 02:23 (three months ago) link

Good one! See also

No need to ask
He's a HOOS operator

don't let days go by, Listerine (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 12 November 2023 13:58 (three months ago) link

lol

calstars, Sunday, 12 November 2023 16:00 (three months ago) link

Asking only workman's wages I come looking for a job
But I get no offers
Just a come-on from the HOOS on Seventh Avenue

Oh I believe in Yetis' Day (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 16 November 2023 21:28 (three months ago) link

two weeks pass...

Do you know where you are? You're in the Hongro, baby!

budo jeru, Wednesday, 6 December 2023 17:35 (two months ago) link

two weeks pass...

Come on it’s lovely weather
For a steendrive together with HOOS

The Glittering Worldbuilders (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 23 December 2023 01:20 (two months ago) link

Steen forever
The Hoosing on the wall

calstars, Saturday, 23 December 2023 01:22 (two months ago) link

four weeks pass...

I can’t stop loving HOOS
I’ve steened up my drive

Pictish in the Woods (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 22 January 2024 23:42 (one month ago) link


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