Songs where it's fun to say HOOS in place of the actual lyrics

Substituting HOOS for 'you' is often profitable, e.g., "I can't help it if I'm still in love with HOOS"

However, HOOS in place of it's phonetic analogues "whose" and "who's" only leads to confusion. C.f. "HOOS Johnny? she says, and smiles in that special way"

But then, 'HOOS that girl' kind of works

"I LOVE IT WHEN THEY CALL ME BIG HOOS-A"

through your hands in the air, if HOOS a steendriver

"I'm Gonna Tear Your PlayHOOS Down"

HOOS HOUSE? RUN'S HOUSE

you could be my black big hoos tonight.

"HOOS Shot Sam?"

BIG THREAD aka the sharkjumper

Take a break, steendriver 8

three
hun
dred
six
ty
five
de
grees

BURNIN DOON THE HOOS

omg i don't know if James Redd or Nickalicious just won

HOOS, BIG HOOS
KICK OFF YOUR STEENDRIVIN SHOES

I need a BIG HOOS
I'm holding out for a BIG HOOS til the end of the night
and he's gotta be STEEN and he's gotta be DRIVE and he's gotta be ERer than light

HOOS WORLD IS THIS

If it HOOS your booty then shake shake it baby
All the way to Africa aka the steendriver

http://image.listen.com/img/356x237/2/6/9/5/565962_356x237.jpg
HOOS know my STEEN

Steendriving cross the desert in a TWA
I saw a woman walking cross the sand
Walking thirty miles en route to Bombay
To meet a brown-eyed HOOSsome man.

Her destination was a brown-eyed HOOSsome man.

He's the one
The only one
That steendrives the Amazon

HOOS got the STEEN? BO!
http://www.newrealm.com/charts/images/blackmoon_photo.gif

That steen is packed
And that's a fact
And their ain't nothin' wrong with that

HOOS to blame
When parties get out of bounds?

HOOS shot ya
Mob ties like Steendriva

It's a HOOS, HOOS summer
leaving me here on my own
it's a HOOS, HOOS summer
now you're gone

Now watch me HOOS (crank dat soulja boy)

HOOS HOOS its the sound of the police

what the HOOS gon be
i aint need no fucking HOOS on this beat

Lady steendriver, can u take me 4 a ride?

BIG HOOSin we spendin cheese
we be BIG HOOSin on b.l.a.d's

HOOS hot HOOS not
tell me HOOS rock
HOOS sell out in the stores

You tell me HOOS flopped HOOS caught the blue drop
HOOS jewels got robbed HOOS mostly goldie down to the
tube sock.

Big Hoos, Won't You Drive My Steen
Yes I Think You Know What I Mean
Big Hoos, Won't You Drive My Steen
And Big Hoos, I Love You...
Convert to BBCode!

y'all gon make me HOOS my mind
up in here, up in here

i just wanna HOOS your love, tonight

HOOS gonna drive you steen, tonight?

HOOS gonna ride your wild horses

HOOS the man with the master plan?

we gonna HOOS down to electric avenue
and then we steen the driver

HOOS let the dogs out?
HOOS! HOOS!

The boy looked at Johnny
Said "Don't you know hoos I think I am"

HOOS going to shoe your feet?
HOOS going to pay your rent?
HOOS going to stand by you?
HOOS going to cure the heart of a man in need?

WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS

HOOS gonna tell you when
It's too late
HOOS gonna tell you things
Aren't so great
You can't go on
Thinking nothing's wrong
HOOS gonna steendrive you home
Tonight?

HOOS a cowboy
on a steen horse i ride
wanted (wanted!)
dead or steendrived

My HOOS, my HOOS, my lovely lady STEEN.

Doctorin' the HOOS
Doctorin', doctorin'

doctor hoos HEY
doctor hoos
doctor hoos HEY
doctor hoos
doctor hoos HEY
doctor hoos

I could not foresee this steen happening to HOOS

'My friends feel it's their appointed duty
They keep driving to steen me
All you want to do is HOOS me
But my answer, yeah to all that HOOS me stuff
I want to steen the HOOS
That if it steens this good getting HOOSed
You just steen on HOOSing me
Until you HOOS me up
Until you HOOS me up

Now I steen my drive
Following him whenever he's with HOOS

The beautiful ones
They always steen to
HOOS

HOOS
Eye steendrive
4 HOOS

'cause when you're HOOSTEEN
and somebody tells you they love you
You're gonna believe them

― small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Friday, February 5, 2016 11:14 AM (2 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol.

Now Hurting, HOOS, M. White
I give you REDD

POLL your HOOS together
With Rotosound Zings!

I wanna put on/My my my my my boogie shoes
Just to boogie with HOOS

*boogies*

give it up or turn it, HOOS!

the HOOS are back in town
(the HOOS are back in town)

Now you are messing with, a son of a HOOS... now you are messing with a son of a HOOS

give it up or turn it, HOOS!

ahem

These foolish zings
Remind me of HOOS

I have no idea who HOOS is or the history but my iPhone insists on correcting words to say HOOS

nuey lewis and the HOOS: ‘give me the keys (and i’ll steendrive you crazy)’

‘Big Hoos’ has no specific meaning, except that it is a larger version of ‘Hoos’,

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 18 February 2008 20:43 (2 years ago)

― HOOS the master?? STEEN NUFF (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, January 30, 2011 7:11 PM (six years ago)

xp get familiar

Drivin' that train
High on Cocaine
Hoos you know you better
Watch your steen!

Trouble ahead, trouble behind
And you know that hoosteen
just crossed my mind

And I can hardly wait
To steen with HOOS again

― Faron Young Folks (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, June 4, 2015 9:33 PM (two years ago)

won't you let me take you on a
STEEN HOOS

For Redd is the color
That my gr8080 wore
And what's more
It's HOOS
Yes it is, it's HOOS

Come on and marry me, Bill
I got the wedding bells blues

aarrgh, it's late

Come on and marry me, Bill
I got the wedding bell HOOS

Drive the steen so much wore out my shoes
Received your invitation to the HOOS

i don't know where you get your nerve / i don't know how you choose your words
speak the ones that suit you worst / keep you grounded, sad, and cursed
circle the ones that come alive / save them for the best of jill HOOS

Chicken HOOS
I suppose
we could have a girl or a boy
And I see what you STEEN

the STEENario is brought
for the king and caroHOOS

The steen, the drive
And you and I
Steen and drive
And you and I
We are all HOOS
All shades, all hues
All HOOS

i don't need a cure
i don't need a cure
i don't need a cure
i need BIG HOOS THE STEENDRIVER

Oh gr8080, gr8080, gr8080, gr8080, gr8080,
Gr8080, gr8080, gr8080, bum-a-bum-a-bum-a
Gr8080, gr8080, gr8080,
Gr8080, gr8080, gr8080
Steen drive, gr8080
I wanna play HOOS with you

Maybe it's the best thing
Maybe it's the best thing for HOOS
But it's the worst that could happen
To steen

I have no idea who HOOS is or the history but my iPhone insists on correcting words to say HOOS

― calstars, Sunday, December 31, 2017 2:34 PM (one year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

neither do i tbh but i still find this thread hilarious

Gr8080, Gr8080, give me your answer, do
I'm steen drivey, all for the love of HOOS

Nice!

won't you let me take you on a
STEEN HOOS

big ol' HOOSTEEN DRIVER
don't drive me too far away-ay
big ol' HOOSTEEN DRIVER
cause it's here that i want to stay

Hit it!
HOOS! yeah!
HOOS! yeah!
...
It takes HOOS to make a steen drive right
It takes HOOS to drive it outta sight

Hit it!

Searching for HOOS,
On the cold Kentucky steen

All I do is talk about HOOS
In my steen I start to drive
There’s just no getting over HOOS

Today I passed HOOS on the street
And my heart fell on my steen
I can’t help it if I’m still in love with HOOS

HOOS had a lot to say
HOOS had a lot of nothing to say
we'll miss him
weeee're gonna miss him

The music is steen
The words are true
The song is HOOS

uh huha ahhh-ha
you KNOW this
MUCH is
HOOS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUdyuKaGQd4

HOOS
Stay away from me
HOOS
Why don’t you let me be
Don’t know why
You keep on driving steen

Nah pop no steen
I strictly HOOS

you don't steen, you don't drive
what do you HOOS

I keep seeing Nick Cave's new album and thinking gHOOSteen