Songs where it's fun to say HOOS in place of the actual lyrics

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Pear Jam -- Jeremy (the part near the end where Eddie Vedder is angstily bleating 'hoo hoo hoo hoo' is much improved with "HOOS HOOS HOOS HOOS")

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:50 (eleven years ago) link

Substituting HOOS for 'you' is often profitable, e.g., "I can't help it if I'm still in love with HOOS"

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:51 (eleven years ago) link

However, HOOS in place of it's phonetic analogues "whose" and "who's" only leads to confusion. C.f. "HOOS Johnny? she says, and smiles in that special way"

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:53 (eleven years ago) link

But then, 'HOOS that girl' kind of works

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:53 (eleven years ago) link

"I LOVE IT WHEN THEY CALL ME BIG HOOS-A"

Dom Passantino, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:54 (eleven years ago) link

through your hands in the air, if HOOS a steendriver

Alex in Baltimore, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:56 (eleven years ago) link

"I'm Gonna Tear Your PlayHOOS Down"

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:57 (eleven years ago) link

HOOS HOUSE? RUN'S HOUSE

Alex in Baltimore, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:58 (eleven years ago) link

you could be my black big hoos tonight.

J0rdan S., Monday, 29 October 2007 18:59 (eleven years ago) link

"HOOS Shot Sam?"

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:00 (eleven years ago) link

BIG THREAD aka the sharkjumper

deej, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:00 (eleven years ago) link

Take a break, steendriver 8

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:01 (eleven years ago) link

three
hun
dred
six
ty
five
de
grees

BURNIN DOON THE HOOS

nickalicious, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:02 (eleven years ago) link

omg i don't know if James Redd or Nickalicious just won

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:03 (eleven years ago) link

HOOS, BIG HOOS
KICK OFF YOUR STEENDRIVIN SHOES

nickalicious, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:03 (eleven years ago) link

I need a BIG HOOS
I'm holding out for a BIG HOOS til the end of the night
and he's gotta be STEEN and he's gotta be DRIVE and he's gotta be ERer than light

nickalicious, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:04 (eleven years ago) link

HOOS WORLD IS THIS

and what, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:06 (eleven years ago) link

If it HOOS your booty then shake shake it baby
All the way to Africa aka the steendriver

dad a, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:07 (eleven years ago) link

http://image.listen.com/img/356x237/2/6/9/5/565962_356x237.jpg
HOOS know my STEEN

and what, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:08 (eleven years ago) link

Steendriving cross the desert in a TWA
I saw a woman walking cross the sand
Walking thirty miles en route to Bombay
To meet a brown-eyed HOOSsome man.

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:09 (eleven years ago) link

Her destination was a brown-eyed HOOSsome man.

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:10 (eleven years ago) link

He's the one
The only one
That steendrives the Amazon

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:16 (eleven years ago) link

HOOS got the STEEN? BO!
http://www.newrealm.com/charts/images/blackmoon_photo.gif

deej, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:16 (eleven years ago) link

That steen is packed
And that's a fact
And their ain't nothin' wrong with that

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:31 (eleven years ago) link

HOOS to blame
When parties get out of bounds?

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:37 (eleven years ago) link

HOOS shot ya
Mob ties like Steendriva

max, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:39 (eleven years ago) link

It's a HOOS, HOOS summer
leaving me here on my own
it's a HOOS, HOOS summer
now you're gone

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:43 (eleven years ago) link

Now watch me HOOS (crank dat soulja boy)

matt2, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:46 (eleven years ago) link

HOOS HOOS its the sound of the police

deej, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:46 (eleven years ago) link

what the HOOS gon be
i aint need no fucking HOOS on this beat

max, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:51 (eleven years ago) link

Lady steendriver, can u take me 4 a ride?

clotpoll, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:53 (eleven years ago) link

BIG HOOSin we spendin cheese
we be BIG HOOSin on b.l.a.d's

J0rdan S., Monday, 29 October 2007 20:06 (eleven years ago) link

HOOS hot HOOS not
tell me HOOS rock
HOOS sell out in the stores

max, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:08 (eleven years ago) link

You tell me HOOS flopped HOOS caught the blue drop
HOOS jewels got robbed HOOS mostly goldie down to the
tube sock.

deej, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:12 (eleven years ago) link

Big Hoos, Won't You Drive My Steen
Yes I Think You Know What I Mean
Big Hoos, Won't You Drive My Steen
And Big Hoos, I Love You...
Convert to BBCode!

gabbneb, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:17 (eleven years ago) link

y'all gon make me HOOS my mind
up in here, up in here

J0rdan S., Monday, 29 October 2007 20:18 (eleven years ago) link

i just wanna HOOS your love, tonight

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:24 (eleven years ago) link

HOOS gonna drive you steen, tonight?

Oilyrags, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:26 (eleven years ago) link

HOOS gonna ride your wild horses

deej, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:27 (eleven years ago) link

HOOS the man with the master plan?

Oilyrags, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:30 (eleven years ago) link

we gonna HOOS down to electric avenue
and then we steen the driver

nickalicious, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:35 (eleven years ago) link

HOOS let the dogs out?
HOOS! HOOS!

Trip Maker, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:37 (eleven years ago) link

The boy looked at Johnny
Said "Don't you know hoos I think I am"

Heave Ho, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:39 (eleven years ago) link

HOOS going to shoe your feet?
HOOS going to pay your rent?
HOOS going to stand by you?
HOOS going to cure the heart of a man in need?

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:44 (eleven years ago) link

WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS

J0rdan S., Monday, 29 October 2007 20:48 (eleven years ago) link

HOOS gonna tell you when
It's too late
HOOS gonna tell you things
Aren't so great
You can't go on
Thinking nothing's wrong
HOOS gonna steendrive you home
Tonight?

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 21:01 (eleven years ago) link

HOOS a cowboy
on a steen horse i ride
wanted (wanted!)
dead or steendrived

Emily Bjurnhjam, Monday, 29 October 2007 21:10 (eleven years ago) link

My HOOS, my HOOS, my lovely lady STEEN.

Oilyrags, Monday, 29 October 2007 21:23 (eleven years ago) link

Doctorin' the HOOS
Doctorin', doctorin'

Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 29 October 2007 22:15 (eleven years ago) link

doctor hoos HEY
doctor hoos
doctor hoos HEY
doctor hoos
doctor hoos HEY
doctor hoos

electricsound, Monday, 29 October 2007 22:18 (eleven years ago) link

I could not foresee this steen happening to HOOS

Jesperson, I think we're lost (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 5 March 2016 05:00 (three years ago) link

'My friends feel it's their appointed duty
They keep driving to steen me
All you want to do is HOOS me
But my answer, yeah to all that HOOS me stuff
I want to steen the HOOS
That if it steens this good getting HOOSed
You just steen on HOOSing me
Until you HOOS me up
Until you HOOS me up

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 18:48 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

Now I steen my drive
Following him whenever he's with HOOS

PiL Communication (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 25 April 2016 03:57 (three years ago) link

The beautiful ones
They always steen to
HOOS

Radio Free European Son (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 27 April 2016 15:13 (three years ago) link

HOOS
Eye steendrive
4 HOOS

The WLS National Batdance (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 1 May 2016 22:03 (three years ago) link

'cause when you're HOOSTEEN
and somebody tells you they love you
You're gonna believe them

― small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Friday, February 5, 2016 11:14 AM (2 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol.

how girl's (how's life), Monday, 2 May 2016 17:41 (three years ago) link

Now Hurting, HOOS, M. White
I give you REDD

The WLS National Batdance (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 5 May 2016 14:50 (three years ago) link

eleven months pass...

POLL your HOOS together
With Rotosound Zings!

TS Hugo Largo vs. Al Factotum (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 02:13 (two years ago) link

eight months pass...

I wanna put on/My my my my my boogie shoes
Just to boogie with HOOS

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Friday, 8 December 2017 19:35 (one year ago) link

*boogies*

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 8 December 2017 20:58 (one year ago) link

give it up or turn it, HOOS!

jesus and figs and science and the foo fighters (unregistered), Saturday, 9 December 2017 03:45 (one year ago) link

the HOOS are back in town
(the HOOS are back in town)

fuiud, mac (rip van wanko), Saturday, 9 December 2017 11:51 (one year ago) link

Now you are messing with, a son of a HOOS... now you are messing with a son of a HOOS

earlnash, Saturday, 16 December 2017 23:54 (one year ago) link

give it up or turn it, HOOS!

Wait, we never did that one before?

Burru Men Meet Burryman ina Wicker Man (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 16 December 2017 23:59 (one year ago) link

ahem

Burru Men Meet Burryman ina Wicker Man (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 17 December 2017 00:00 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

These foolish zings
Remind me of HOOS

Dr. Winston ‘Merritone’ Blecch (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 31 December 2017 20:29 (one year ago) link

I have no idea who HOOS is or the history but my iPhone insists on correcting words to say HOOS

calstars, Sunday, 31 December 2017 20:34 (one year ago) link

nuey lewis and the HOOS: ‘give me the keys (and i’ll steendrive you crazy)’

pee-wee and the power men (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 1 January 2018 00:26 (one year ago) link

‘Big Hoos’ has no specific meaning, except that it is a larger version of ‘Hoos’,

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 18 February 2008 20:43 (2 years ago)

― HOOS the master?? STEEN NUFF (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, January 30, 2011 7:11 PM (six years ago)

xp get familiar

j., Monday, 1 January 2018 00:59 (one year ago) link

Drivin' that train
High on Cocaine
Hoos you know you better
Watch your steen!

Trouble ahead, trouble behind
And you know that hoosteen
just crossed my mind

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 16:50 (one year ago) link

And I can hardly wait
To steen with HOOS again

― Faron Young Folks (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, June 4, 2015 9:33 PM (two years ago)

The Harmony Illustrated Encyclopedia of Blecch (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 09:41 (one year ago) link

four months pass...

won't you let me take you on a
STEEN HOOS

I am George III, I went a little cray (rip van wanko), Monday, 7 May 2018 15:57 (one year ago) link

For Redd is the color
That my gr8080 wore
And what's more
It's HOOS
Yes it is, it's HOOS

Nashville #9 Dream (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 11 May 2018 03:57 (one year ago) link

Come on and marry me, Bill
I got the wedding bells blues

Nashville #9 Dream (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 11 May 2018 04:35 (one year ago) link

aarrgh, it's late

Come on and marry me, Bill
I got the wedding bell HOOS

Nashville #9 Dream (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 11 May 2018 04:36 (one year ago) link

five months pass...

Drive the steen so much wore out my shoes
Received your invitation to the HOOS

Harper Valley CTA-102 (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 11 October 2018 22:27 (one year ago) link

i don't know where you get your nerve / i don't know how you choose your words
speak the ones that suit you worst / keep you grounded, sad, and cursed
circle the ones that come alive / save them for the best of jill HOOS

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 11 October 2018 22:36 (one year ago) link

Chicken HOOS
I suppose
we could have a girl or a boy
And I see what you STEEN

rip van wanko, Thursday, 11 October 2018 22:49 (one year ago) link

the STEENario is brought
for the king and caroHOOS

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 11 October 2018 22:55 (one year ago) link

four months pass...

The steen, the drive
And you and I
Steen and drive
And you and I
We are all HOOS
All shades, all hues
All HOOS

Only a Factory URL (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 14 February 2019 14:07 (eight months ago) link

i don't need a cure
i don't need a cure
i don't need a cure
i need BIG HOOS THE STEENDRIVER

mookieproof, Thursday, 14 February 2019 14:14 (eight months ago) link

Oh gr8080, gr8080, gr8080, gr8080, gr8080,
Gr8080, gr8080, gr8080, bum-a-bum-a-bum-a
Gr8080, gr8080, gr8080,
Gr8080, gr8080, gr8080
Steen drive, gr8080
I wanna play HOOS with you

Only a Factory URL (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 14 February 2019 14:25 (eight months ago) link

two months pass...

Maybe it's the best thing
Maybe it's the best thing for HOOS
But it's the worst that could happen
To steen

Theory of Every Zing (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 21 April 2019 20:09 (five months ago) link

I have no idea who HOOS is or the history but my iPhone insists on correcting words to say HOOS

― calstars, Sunday, December 31, 2017 2:34 PM (one year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

neither do i tbh but i still find this thread hilarious

budo jeru, Sunday, 21 April 2019 21:28 (five months ago) link

Gr8080, Gr8080, give me your answer, do
I'm steen drivey, all for the love of HOOS

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 21 April 2019 21:31 (five months ago) link

Nice!

won't you let me take you on a
STEEN HOOS

Love this one too, along with qualmsey’s GBV submissions

Theory of Every Zing (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 21 April 2019 21:34 (five months ago) link

big ol' HOOSTEEN DRIVER
don't drive me too far away-ay
big ol' HOOSTEEN DRIVER
cause it's here that i want to stay

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 21 April 2019 21:54 (five months ago) link

Hit it!
HOOS! yeah!
HOOS! yeah!
...
It takes HOOS to make a steen drive right
It takes HOOS to drive it outta sight

How I Redd One of the Blecchs (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 3 May 2019 15:48 (five months ago) link

Hit it!

How I Redd One of the Blecchs (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 3 May 2019 16:00 (five months ago) link

two weeks pass...

Searching for HOOS,
On the cold Kentucky steen

Careless Love Battery (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 18 May 2019 14:16 (five months ago) link

All I do is talk about HOOS
In my steen I start to drive
There’s just no getting over HOOS

Careless Love Battery (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:46 (five months ago) link

one month passes...

Today I passed HOOS on the street
And my heart fell on my steen
I can’t help it if I’m still in love with HOOS

Ask Heavy Manners (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 16 July 2019 13:31 (three months ago) link

two weeks pass...

HOOS had a lot to say
HOOS had a lot of nothing to say
we'll miss him
weeee're gonna miss him

j., Friday, 2 August 2019 20:30 (two months ago) link

two weeks pass...

The music is steen
The words are true
The song is HOOS

TS: “8:05” vs. “905” (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 19 August 2019 01:14 (two months ago) link

uh huha ahhh-ha
you KNOW this
MUCH is
HOOS

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 19 August 2019 08:31 (two months ago) link

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUdyuKaGQd4

chips moomin (unregistered), Thursday, 26 September 2019 17:32 (three weeks ago) link

HOOS
Stay away from me
HOOS
Why don’t you let me be
Don’t know why
You keep on driving steen

The Hillbilly Chespirito (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 18:53 (two weeks ago) link

Nah pop no steen
I strictly HOOS

i could chug a keg of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 20:04 (two weeks ago) link

you don't steen, you don't drive
what do you HOOS

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 20:08 (two weeks ago) link

I keep seeing Nick Cave's new album and thinking gHOOSteen

i could chug a keg of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Friday, 4 October 2019 21:07 (two weeks ago) link


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