Songs where it's fun to say HOOS in place of the actual lyrics

Substituting HOOS for 'you' is often profitable, e.g., "I can't help it if I'm still in love with HOOS"

However, HOOS in place of it's phonetic analogues "whose" and "who's" only leads to confusion. C.f. "HOOS Johnny? she says, and smiles in that special way"

But then, 'HOOS that girl' kind of works

"I LOVE IT WHEN THEY CALL ME BIG HOOS-A"

through your hands in the air, if HOOS a steendriver

"I'm Gonna Tear Your PlayHOOS Down"

HOOS HOUSE? RUN'S HOUSE

you could be my black big hoos tonight.

"HOOS Shot Sam?"

BIG THREAD aka the sharkjumper

Take a break, steendriver 8

three
hun
dred
six
ty
five
de
grees

BURNIN DOON THE HOOS

omg i don't know if James Redd or Nickalicious just won

HOOS, BIG HOOS
KICK OFF YOUR STEENDRIVIN SHOES

I need a BIG HOOS
I'm holding out for a BIG HOOS til the end of the night
and he's gotta be STEEN and he's gotta be DRIVE and he's gotta be ERer than light

HOOS WORLD IS THIS

If it HOOS your booty then shake shake it baby
All the way to Africa aka the steendriver

http://image.listen.com/img/356x237/2/6/9/5/565962_356x237.jpg
HOOS know my STEEN

Steendriving cross the desert in a TWA
I saw a woman walking cross the sand
Walking thirty miles en route to Bombay
To meet a brown-eyed HOOSsome man.

Her destination was a brown-eyed HOOSsome man.

He's the one
The only one
That steendrives the Amazon

HOOS got the STEEN? BO!
http://www.newrealm.com/charts/images/blackmoon_photo.gif

That steen is packed
And that's a fact
And their ain't nothin' wrong with that

HOOS to blame
When parties get out of bounds?

HOOS shot ya
Mob ties like Steendriva

It's a HOOS, HOOS summer
leaving me here on my own
it's a HOOS, HOOS summer
now you're gone

Now watch me HOOS (crank dat soulja boy)

HOOS HOOS its the sound of the police

what the HOOS gon be
i aint need no fucking HOOS on this beat

Lady steendriver, can u take me 4 a ride?

BIG HOOSin we spendin cheese
we be BIG HOOSin on b.l.a.d's

HOOS hot HOOS not
tell me HOOS rock
HOOS sell out in the stores

You tell me HOOS flopped HOOS caught the blue drop
HOOS jewels got robbed HOOS mostly goldie down to the
tube sock.

Big Hoos, Won't You Drive My Steen
Yes I Think You Know What I Mean
Big Hoos, Won't You Drive My Steen
And Big Hoos, I Love You...
Convert to BBCode!

y'all gon make me HOOS my mind
up in here, up in here

i just wanna HOOS your love, tonight

HOOS gonna drive you steen, tonight?

HOOS gonna ride your wild horses

HOOS the man with the master plan?

we gonna HOOS down to electric avenue
and then we steen the driver

HOOS let the dogs out?
HOOS! HOOS!

The boy looked at Johnny
Said "Don't you know hoos I think I am"

HOOS going to shoe your feet?
HOOS going to pay your rent?
HOOS going to stand by you?
HOOS going to cure the heart of a man in need?

WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS

HOOS gonna tell you when
It's too late
HOOS gonna tell you things
Aren't so great
You can't go on
Thinking nothing's wrong
HOOS gonna steendrive you home
Tonight?

HOOS a cowboy
on a steen horse i ride
wanted (wanted!)
dead or steendrived

My HOOS, my HOOS, my lovely lady STEEN.

Doctorin' the HOOS
Doctorin', doctorin'

doctor hoos HEY
doctor hoos
doctor hoos HEY
doctor hoos
doctor hoos HEY
doctor hoos

HOOS can it steen now
*saxophone*

My little HOOS coupe
you don't know what I got

Baby, baby, don't get hooked on steen
Baby, baby, don't get hooked on steen, oooh
Cause I'll just HOOS you
Then I'll set you free
Baby, baby, don't get hooked on steeeeeeen

I can steen my driver in a fancy restaurant
But nothing compares 2 HOOS

lol crüt and YMP

(though now I am wondering if it would have been better as "no steen compares 2 HOOS")

lock thread

I've got HOOS
Under my steen

― The Soundtrack of Burl Ives (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, December 27, 2019 8:16 AM (one month ago) bookmarkflaglink

perfect, economical, effective

HOOS
I steen some driver

HOOS
Not just any driver

These HOOS are made for walkin’
And that’s just what they’ll HOOS
One of these days these HOOS
Are gonna steendrive over you
HOOS HOOS HOOS HOOS
HOOS HOOS HOOS HOOS
HOOS HOOS HOOS HOOS
HOOS HOOS HOOS HOOS
(descending in quartertones)

And the ride
Is so HOOS
You must be a limosteen

My name is BIG HOOS
I'm an old steen driver
I know him well
I know why you feel blue
Just 'cause he's late
Don't mean he'll never get through

He told me he loves you
He ain't no liar,
I ain't either
So let's have a smile for BIG HOOS, the steen driver

Jus-STEEN never knew the HOOS

Fade into HOOS
I drove a steen you never knew

Today I started loving HOOS again
And I'm right back where I always drove my steen

And I got a steening
Down in my HOOS
Said way down in my HOOS

I got troubles, whoa-oh
I got worries, whoa-oh
I got HOOS to drive

When I woke up this morning
HOOS was on my drive and
HOOS was on my drive

Tell me HOOS that riding?
HOOS the steendrivator
HOOS that riding?
HOOS the steendrivator
Well, HOOS that riding?
HOOS the steendrivator
Wrote the book of the seventh steen

A
E
A-e-I-o HOOS
And sometimes Whiney

Aut
HOOS
Bahn

think it's time we stop
HOOS
what's that sound
everybody steen what's driving down

wtf
https://www.sciencemag.org/sites/default/files/styles/article_main_image_-_1280w__no_aspect_/public/Lancet_HCQ_1280x720.jpg

call the SEC

I’ll stop the world and melt with HOOS
You’ve steen the difference and it’s getting better all the drive

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HOO - OO - OOS
HOO - OO - OO - OS

HOO - OO - OOS
HOO - OO - OO - OS

Do not ask for the steening
Ask instead for the HOOS

'vid nineteen
on the scene
what else do I HOOS to steen?

HOOS didn't steen the fiyah
HOOS was always steenin' since the world's been teening

Try to understand
Try to understand
Try, try, try to understand
HOOS a magic man

It’s my party
I’ll steendrive if I want to
Drive if I want to
Drive if I want to
You would drive too
If it happened to HOOS

I’ve got my drive set on HOOS
I’ve got my drive set on HOOS

In steens I drive with HOOS
In steens I thrive with HOOS
Only in steens
In pitiful steens

Inspired by sarahell's post here: Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here

You drive steen for a while
You drive steen for a while
And I'll be HOOS

Someone somewhere asked me,
"Is there anything in particular I can help you with?"
All I ever wanted help with was HOOS.

Well HOOS my friend
What about young Anna Steen?

Cause we’re living in a world of HOOS
Breaking us down
When they all should let us steen

Well HOOS my friend
What about young Anna Steen?

― Dog Heavy Manners (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, January 2, 2021 1:02 AM (two weeks ago) bookmarkflaglink

And AND AAAAAAND YOU PUT THE HOOS PUT THE HOOS RIGHT ON ME

Hoos all in the ocean
Hoos all in the air
I can't stay here no longer
I have no Steenship fare

Low brow but I rock a little know how
No drive for the steenies or the HOOSegow

that led me down a rabbit hole on that song -- I had never realized until now that it's literally an ode to generosity

One nation under a HOOS
Driving steen just for the funk of it

Holding out for a Hero has parts you can sing 'hoos hoos' to.

well sir I guess there's just a STEENness in this world

Reposting from This is a thread for ILXORS IN THEIR 50's

Only HOOS
Can make this world seem bright
Only HOOS
Can make his steen drive righ

(Also serves as convenience link to that @#$% thread)

It take HOOS to make a thing go right
It takes HOOS to make it outta sight

(Has that been done yet?)

(Feel like I did that one but let me check)

Was on phone when I posted that. Not only has that been done, it was done a year ago by James Redd & Blecchs.

Sorry JR+B, carry on

No worries, YMP, it happens.