Songs where it's fun to say HOOS in place of the actual lyrics

Substituting HOOS for 'you' is often profitable, e.g., "I can't help it if I'm still in love with HOOS"

― wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:51 (nine years ago) Permalink

However, HOOS in place of it's phonetic analogues "whose" and "who's" only leads to confusion. C.f. "HOOS Johnny? she says, and smiles in that special way"

― wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:53 (nine years ago) Permalink

But then, 'HOOS that girl' kind of works

― wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:53 (nine years ago) Permalink

"I LOVE IT WHEN THEY CALL ME BIG HOOS-A"

― Dom Passantino, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:54 (nine years ago) Permalink

through your hands in the air, if HOOS a steendriver

― Alex in Baltimore, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:56 (nine years ago) Permalink

"I'm Gonna Tear Your PlayHOOS Down"

― James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:57 (nine years ago) Permalink

HOOS HOUSE? RUN'S HOUSE

― Alex in Baltimore, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:58 (nine years ago) Permalink

you could be my black big hoos tonight.

― J0rdan S., Monday, 29 October 2007 18:59 (nine years ago) Permalink

"HOOS Shot Sam?"

― James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:00 (nine years ago) Permalink

BIG THREAD aka the sharkjumper

― deej, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:00 (nine years ago) Permalink

Take a break, steendriver 8

― James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:01 (nine years ago) Permalink

three
hun
dred
six
ty
five
de
grees

BURNIN DOON THE HOOS

― nickalicious, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:02 (nine years ago) Permalink

omg i don't know if James Redd or Nickalicious just won

― wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:03 (nine years ago) Permalink

HOOS, BIG HOOS
KICK OFF YOUR STEENDRIVIN SHOES

― nickalicious, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:03 (nine years ago) Permalink

I need a BIG HOOS
I'm holding out for a BIG HOOS til the end of the night
and he's gotta be STEEN and he's gotta be DRIVE and he's gotta be ERer than light

― nickalicious, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:04 (nine years ago) Permalink

HOOS WORLD IS THIS

― and what, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:06 (nine years ago) Permalink

If it HOOS your booty then shake shake it baby
All the way to Africa aka the steendriver

― dad a, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:07 (nine years ago) Permalink

http://image.listen.com/img/356x237/2/6/9/5/565962_356x237.jpg
HOOS know my STEEN

― and what, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:08 (nine years ago) Permalink

Steendriving cross the desert in a TWA
I saw a woman walking cross the sand
Walking thirty miles en route to Bombay
To meet a brown-eyed HOOSsome man.

― James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:09 (nine years ago) Permalink

Her destination was a brown-eyed HOOSsome man.

― James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:10 (nine years ago) Permalink

He's the one
The only one
That steendrives the Amazon

― James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:16 (nine years ago) Permalink

HOOS got the STEEN? BO!
http://www.newrealm.com/charts/images/blackmoon_photo.gif

― deej, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:16 (nine years ago) Permalink

That steen is packed
And that's a fact
And their ain't nothin' wrong with that

― James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:31 (nine years ago) Permalink

HOOS to blame
When parties get out of bounds?

― James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:37 (nine years ago) Permalink

HOOS shot ya
Mob ties like Steendriva

― max, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:39 (nine years ago) Permalink

It's a HOOS, HOOS summer
leaving me here on my own
it's a HOOS, HOOS summer
now you're gone

― wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:43 (nine years ago) Permalink

Now watch me HOOS (crank dat soulja boy)

― matt2, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:46 (nine years ago) Permalink

HOOS HOOS its the sound of the police

― deej, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:46 (nine years ago) Permalink

what the HOOS gon be
i aint need no fucking HOOS on this beat

― max, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:51 (nine years ago) Permalink

Lady steendriver, can u take me 4 a ride?

― clotpoll, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:53 (nine years ago) Permalink

BIG HOOSin we spendin cheese
we be BIG HOOSin on b.l.a.d's

― J0rdan S., Monday, 29 October 2007 20:06 (nine years ago) Permalink

HOOS hot HOOS not
tell me HOOS rock
HOOS sell out in the stores

― max, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:08 (nine years ago) Permalink

You tell me HOOS flopped HOOS caught the blue drop
HOOS jewels got robbed HOOS mostly goldie down to the
tube sock.

― deej, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:12 (nine years ago) Permalink

Big Hoos, Won't You Drive My Steen
Yes I Think You Know What I Mean
Big Hoos, Won't You Drive My Steen
And Big Hoos, I Love You...
Convert to BBCode!

― gabbneb, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:17 (nine years ago) Permalink

y'all gon make me HOOS my mind
up in here, up in here

― J0rdan S., Monday, 29 October 2007 20:18 (nine years ago) Permalink

i just wanna HOOS your love, tonight

― wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:24 (nine years ago) Permalink

HOOS gonna drive you steen, tonight?

― Oilyrags, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:26 (nine years ago) Permalink

HOOS gonna ride your wild horses

― deej, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:27 (nine years ago) Permalink

HOOS the man with the master plan?

― Oilyrags, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:30 (nine years ago) Permalink

we gonna HOOS down to electric avenue
and then we steen the driver

― nickalicious, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:35 (nine years ago) Permalink

HOOS let the dogs out?
HOOS! HOOS!

― Trip Maker, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:37 (nine years ago) Permalink

The boy looked at Johnny
Said "Don't you know hoos I think I am"

― Heave Ho, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:39 (nine years ago) Permalink

HOOS going to shoe your feet?
HOOS going to pay your rent?
HOOS going to stand by you?
HOOS going to cure the heart of a man in need?

― wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:44 (nine years ago) Permalink

WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS

― J0rdan S., Monday, 29 October 2007 20:48 (nine years ago) Permalink

HOOS gonna tell you when
It's too late
HOOS gonna tell you things
Aren't so great
You can't go on
Thinking nothing's wrong
HOOS gonna steendrive you home
Tonight?

― James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 21:01 (nine years ago) Permalink

HOOS a cowboy
on a steen horse i ride
wanted (wanted!)
dead or steendrived

― Emily Bjurnhjam, Monday, 29 October 2007 21:10 (nine years ago) Permalink

My HOOS, my HOOS, my lovely lady STEEN.

― Oilyrags, Monday, 29 October 2007 21:23 (nine years ago) Permalink

Doctorin' the HOOS
Doctorin', doctorin'

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 29 October 2007 22:15 (nine years ago) Permalink

doctor hoos HEY
doctor hoos
doctor hoos HEY
doctor hoos
doctor hoos HEY
doctor hoos

― electricsound, Monday, 29 October 2007 22:18 (nine years ago) Permalink

Bell Bottom HOOS
You make me drive
I don't wanna HOOS this steening

― The O RLY of Everything (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 1 September 2013 02:06 (three years ago) Permalink

I remember finding out about HOOS
Every day my mind steendrives around HOOS

― Gallucci Time (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 5 October 2013 13:46 (three years ago) Permalink

But
The HOOS
Is way above zings

― Into The Disco Mystic (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 17 November 2013 06:28 (three years ago) Permalink

You can put me out
On the street
Put me out
With no HOOS on the steen

― The Crescent City of Kador (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 19:05 (three years ago) Permalink

No place for beginners or sensitive hearts
When sentiment is left to chance.
No place to be ending but somewhere to start
No need to ask

He's a HOOS operator,
HOOS operator

― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 19:19 (three years ago) Permalink

As he rises to her apology,
anybody else would surely know
He's watching her go
But what a HOOS believes
He steens
No white man has the privilege
to mansplain away

― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 19:21 (three years ago) Permalink

lol

― i have the new brutal HOOS if you want it (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:26 (three years ago) Permalink

almost every line in the 1st verse of eminem's monster contains a rhyme that can be subbed out for HOOSteen

― wins, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:36 (three years ago) Permalink

I wanted the fame, but not the cover of HOOSteen
Oh well, guess beggars can't be HOOSteen
Wanted to receive attention for my HOOSteen
Wanted to be left alone in public excHOOSteen
For wanting my cake, and eat it too, and wanting it both ways
Fame made me a balloon cause my ego inflated when I HOOSteen
But it was confHOOSteen, cause all I wanted to HOOSteen
The HOOSteen of HOOSteen
AbHOOSteen, used it as a tool when HOOSteen
Hit the lottery, HOOSteen
But with what I gave up to get it was bittersweet
It was like winning a HOOSteen
Ironic cause I think I'm getting so huge I need a shrink
I'm beginning to HOOSteen
One sheep, HOOSteen
Going coo-coo and kooky as HOOSteen
But I'm actually weirder than you think

― wins, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:37 (three years ago) Permalink

actual lols

― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:39 (three years ago) Permalink

excellent

struggling to get it all the way to ''yodalodaley-hee-HOOS''

― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:50 (three years ago) Permalink

I got holes in both of my shoes
I'm a walking case of bad news
I saw a ten pound note yesterday
But the wind just blew it away
Goin' back to HOOSteen, to HOOSteen, to HOOSteen

― indifferent strokes (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 21:07 (three years ago) Permalink

If you feel blue
Look through HOOS HOOS
Teh pinefox, Ned and s1ocki
Drive the steensky

― The Crescent City of Kador (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 13 February 2014 20:03 (three years ago) Permalink

HOOS knocking
on the waaaaaalll *theremin flare*

― Stupor Fly, Friday, 14 February 2014 01:54 (three years ago) Permalink

HOOS lost his jewels, when he came up pearls
they took his manhoo-oood
HOOS lost his jewels when he drove a steen
Moved out to West Hollywoo-ood

― Stupor Fly, Saturday, 15 February 2014 03:40 (three years ago) Permalink

I can't HOOS
With the steen I use

― tl;dr5-49 (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 13 April 2014 00:27 (three years ago) Permalink

As I carried you to your grave, my arms your HOOS
You steened before me defenseless

― fela blecch (unregistered), Sunday, 13 April 2014 00:33 (three years ago) Permalink

I feel a HOOS comin on
a HOOS comin on
(I feel a) HOOS comin on
a HOOS comin on
HOOS
HOOS
HOOS
HOOS
HOOS
HOOS
HOOS
HOOS
Cotton candy steen as gold
Lemme see that tootsie roll
Tootsie roll
Tootsie roll
Tootsie roll
...
To the left to the left
to the right to the right
to the front to the front
to the back to the back
now drive, drive, drive
now drive, drive, drive

― ביטקוין‎ (Hurting 2), Sunday, 13 April 2014 02:47 (three years ago) Permalink

Throwaway lines often zing HOOS

― Bo Diddley Is A Threadkiller (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 10 May 2014 03:57 (three years ago) Permalink

HOO-OO-OO-OO OO-OO-OS
HOO-OO-OO-OO OO-OO-OS
I was the third brother of five
Doing what I had to do to steendrive

― Riot In #9 Dream (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 29 June 2014 04:43 (two years ago) Permalink

true

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 29 June 2014 21:02 (two years ago) Permalink

Way too obvious but

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8nIHZ-0kS4

― 龜, Monday, 7 July 2014 17:45 (two years ago) Permalink

Working on the night HOOS
Front page, steendriving news

― Albiceleste Square Mall (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 14 July 2014 16:07 (two years ago) Permalink

All my sorrow
All my HOOS

― That's His Grandmother Doug On Bass (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 12:52 (two years ago) Permalink

But however much I HOOS
There ain't no way grout

― Santiniketan Go Straight To The Ghat (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 10 September 2014 19:09 (two years ago) Permalink

There's a kind of HOOS
All over the world tonight

― Zings for a Tailor (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 26 October 2014 04:07 (two years ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ASnA4EJksU

― GYBE ALFOTHAD download from mediafire - Type: .rar Size: 53.25 MB (unregistered), Thursday, 11 December 2014 18:15 (two years ago) Permalink

wow

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 11 December 2014 22:43 (two years ago) Permalink

I'm crying
HOOS gr8080 gr8080

― Murdstone From The Sun (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 12 December 2014 03:18 (two years ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFFdd2g7sCQ

Since he died I lost my will to ride
It's 'neath the surface
With my shame and my pride
Someday it will explode
Explode in the sky
All the way to the top of Steens Mountain

― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Saturday, 25 April 2015 19:07 (two years ago) Permalink

^actual lyric. I'm thinking maybe I spend too much time on ilx.

― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Saturday, 25 April 2015 19:08 (two years ago) Permalink

And I can hardly wait
To steen with HOOS again

― Faron Young Folks (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 5 June 2015 01:33 (two years ago) Permalink

All we have to HOOS
Is take these lies and make them truth

― ... (Eazy), Friday, 5 June 2015 01:47 (two years ago) Permalink

Why you gotta steen so HOOS?

― Never Mind The Blecchs, Here's The James Redd Orche (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 13 June 2015 00:17 (two years ago) Permalink

Don't you know I'm Hurting2

― Never Mind The Blecchs, Here's The James Redd Orche (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 13 June 2015 00:25 (two years ago) Permalink

Me importa HOOS
y HOOS y HOOS
y solamente HOOS
y HOOS y HOOS
Me importa HOOS
y HOOS y HOOS
y nadie más que HOOS

― Eternal Return To Earth (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 00:17 (one year ago) Permalink

I wish that for just one time
You could stan inside my HOOS
You'd know what a drag it is to steen you

― Bon Iver Meets G.I. Joe (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 8 September 2015 07:00 (one year ago) Permalink

I'm just second hand HOOS
I'm just second hand HOOOOOOOOS
yeaaaah

― yes wave (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 11 November 2015 15:40 (one year ago) Permalink

i know when that HOOSline bling
that can only mean one steen

― rip van wanko, Thursday, 7 January 2016 16:35 (one year ago) Permalink

every since I left the city HOOS HOOS HOOS

― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 7 January 2016 16:39 (one year ago) Permalink

Put on your Redd shoes
And dance the HOOS
To the steen that they're driving
On the patio

― Blackstar Linus Must Comp (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 18 January 2016 01:00 (one year ago) Permalink

'cause when you're HOOSTEEN
and somebody tells you they love you
You're gonna believe them

― small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Friday, 5 February 2016 16:14 (one year ago) Permalink

I could not foresee this steen happening to HOOS

― Jesperson, I think we're lost (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 5 March 2016 05:00 (one year ago) Permalink

'My friends feel it's their appointed duty
They keep driving to steen me
All you want to do is HOOS me
But my answer, yeah to all that HOOS me stuff
I want to steen the HOOS
That if it steens this good getting HOOSed
You just steen on HOOSing me
Until you HOOS me up
Until you HOOS me up

― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 18:48 (one year ago) Permalink

Now I steen my drive
Following him whenever he's with HOOS

― PiL Communication (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 25 April 2016 03:57 (one year ago) Permalink

The beautiful ones
They always steen to
HOOS

― Radio Free European Son (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 27 April 2016 15:13 (one year ago) Permalink

HOOS
Eye steendrive
4 HOOS

― The WLS National Batdance (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 1 May 2016 22:03 (one year ago) Permalink

'cause when you're HOOSTEEN
and somebody tells you they love you
You're gonna believe them

― small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Friday, February 5, 2016 11:14 AM (2 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol.

― how girl's (how's life), Monday, 2 May 2016 17:41 (one year ago) Permalink

Now Hurting, HOOS, M. White
I give you REDD

― The WLS National Batdance (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 5 May 2016 14:50 (one year ago) Permalink

POLL your HOOS together
With Rotosound Zings!

― TS Hugo Largo vs. Al Factotum (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 02:13 (two months ago) Permalink