Songs where it's fun to say HOOS in place of the actual lyrics

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Pear Jam -- Jeremy (the part near the end where Eddie Vedder is angstily bleating 'hoo hoo hoo hoo' is much improved with "HOOS HOOS HOOS HOOS")

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:50 (twelve years ago) link

Substituting HOOS for 'you' is often profitable, e.g., "I can't help it if I'm still in love with HOOS"

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:51 (twelve years ago) link

However, HOOS in place of it's phonetic analogues "whose" and "who's" only leads to confusion. C.f. "HOOS Johnny? she says, and smiles in that special way"

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:53 (twelve years ago) link

But then, 'HOOS that girl' kind of works

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:53 (twelve years ago) link

"I LOVE IT WHEN THEY CALL ME BIG HOOS-A"

Dom Passantino, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:54 (twelve years ago) link

through your hands in the air, if HOOS a steendriver

Alex in Baltimore, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:56 (twelve years ago) link

"I'm Gonna Tear Your PlayHOOS Down"

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:57 (twelve years ago) link

HOOS HOUSE? RUN'S HOUSE

Alex in Baltimore, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:58 (twelve years ago) link

you could be my black big hoos tonight.

J0rdan S., Monday, 29 October 2007 18:59 (twelve years ago) link

"HOOS Shot Sam?"

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:00 (twelve years ago) link

BIG THREAD aka the sharkjumper

deej, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:00 (twelve years ago) link

Take a break, steendriver 8

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:01 (twelve years ago) link

three
hun
dred
six
ty
five
de
grees

BURNIN DOON THE HOOS

nickalicious, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:02 (twelve years ago) link

omg i don't know if James Redd or Nickalicious just won

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:03 (twelve years ago) link

HOOS, BIG HOOS
KICK OFF YOUR STEENDRIVIN SHOES

nickalicious, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:03 (twelve years ago) link

I need a BIG HOOS
I'm holding out for a BIG HOOS til the end of the night
and he's gotta be STEEN and he's gotta be DRIVE and he's gotta be ERer than light

nickalicious, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:04 (twelve years ago) link

HOOS WORLD IS THIS

and what, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:06 (twelve years ago) link

If it HOOS your booty then shake shake it baby
All the way to Africa aka the steendriver

dad a, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:07 (twelve years ago) link

http://image.listen.com/img/356x237/2/6/9/5/565962_356x237.jpg
HOOS know my STEEN

and what, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:08 (twelve years ago) link

Steendriving cross the desert in a TWA
I saw a woman walking cross the sand
Walking thirty miles en route to Bombay
To meet a brown-eyed HOOSsome man.

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:09 (twelve years ago) link

Her destination was a brown-eyed HOOSsome man.

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:10 (twelve years ago) link

He's the one
The only one
That steendrives the Amazon

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:16 (twelve years ago) link

HOOS got the STEEN? BO!
http://www.newrealm.com/charts/images/blackmoon_photo.gif

deej, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:16 (twelve years ago) link

That steen is packed
And that's a fact
And their ain't nothin' wrong with that

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:31 (twelve years ago) link

HOOS to blame
When parties get out of bounds?

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:37 (twelve years ago) link

HOOS shot ya
Mob ties like Steendriva

max, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:39 (twelve years ago) link

It's a HOOS, HOOS summer
leaving me here on my own
it's a HOOS, HOOS summer
now you're gone

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:43 (twelve years ago) link

Now watch me HOOS (crank dat soulja boy)

matt2, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:46 (twelve years ago) link

HOOS HOOS its the sound of the police

deej, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:46 (twelve years ago) link

what the HOOS gon be
i aint need no fucking HOOS on this beat

max, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:51 (twelve years ago) link

Lady steendriver, can u take me 4 a ride?

clotpoll, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:53 (twelve years ago) link

BIG HOOSin we spendin cheese
we be BIG HOOSin on b.l.a.d's

J0rdan S., Monday, 29 October 2007 20:06 (twelve years ago) link

HOOS hot HOOS not
tell me HOOS rock
HOOS sell out in the stores

max, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:08 (twelve years ago) link

You tell me HOOS flopped HOOS caught the blue drop
HOOS jewels got robbed HOOS mostly goldie down to the
tube sock.

deej, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:12 (twelve years ago) link

Big Hoos, Won't You Drive My Steen
Yes I Think You Know What I Mean
Big Hoos, Won't You Drive My Steen
And Big Hoos, I Love You...
Convert to BBCode!

gabbneb, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:17 (twelve years ago) link

y'all gon make me HOOS my mind
up in here, up in here

J0rdan S., Monday, 29 October 2007 20:18 (twelve years ago) link

i just wanna HOOS your love, tonight

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:24 (twelve years ago) link

HOOS gonna drive you steen, tonight?

Oilyrags, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:26 (twelve years ago) link

HOOS gonna ride your wild horses

deej, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:27 (twelve years ago) link

HOOS the man with the master plan?

Oilyrags, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:30 (twelve years ago) link

we gonna HOOS down to electric avenue
and then we steen the driver

nickalicious, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:35 (twelve years ago) link

HOOS let the dogs out?
HOOS! HOOS!

Trip Maker, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:37 (twelve years ago) link

The boy looked at Johnny
Said "Don't you know hoos I think I am"

Heave Ho, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:39 (twelve years ago) link

HOOS going to shoe your feet?
HOOS going to pay your rent?
HOOS going to stand by you?
HOOS going to cure the heart of a man in need?

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:44 (twelve years ago) link

WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS

J0rdan S., Monday, 29 October 2007 20:48 (twelve years ago) link

HOOS gonna tell you when
It's too late
HOOS gonna tell you things
Aren't so great
You can't go on
Thinking nothing's wrong
HOOS gonna steendrive you home
Tonight?

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 21:01 (twelve years ago) link

HOOS a cowboy
on a steen horse i ride
wanted (wanted!)
dead or steendrived

Emily Bjurnhjam, Monday, 29 October 2007 21:10 (twelve years ago) link

My HOOS, my HOOS, my lovely lady STEEN.

Oilyrags, Monday, 29 October 2007 21:23 (twelve years ago) link

Doctorin' the HOOS
Doctorin', doctorin'

Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 29 October 2007 22:15 (twelve years ago) link

doctor hoos HEY
doctor hoos
doctor hoos HEY
doctor hoos
doctor hoos HEY
doctor hoos

electricsound, Monday, 29 October 2007 22:18 (twelve years ago) link

HOOSic
Makes the people come together
HOOSic
Makes the bourgeois steen and the rebel

*ah replace "rebel" with "driver" for a hat trick

Baby shark, HOOS HOOS HOOS HOOS HOOS HOOS

maffew12, Saturday, 16 November 2019 00:30 (ten months ago) link

I’m crazy for trying
And crazy steendriving
And I’m crazy
For loving HOOS

Irae Louvin (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 29 November 2019 02:35 (nine months ago) link

Should've known better than to cheat a friend
And waste the steen that I'd been driving
So I'm never gonna dance again
The way I danced with HOOS

Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Friday, 29 November 2019 03:03 (nine months ago) link

I told VG about HOOS
Told her about his grebt steen

Irae Louvin (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 29 November 2019 16:01 (nine months ago) link

Someone’s got to win in the human race
If it isn’t HOOS then it has to be steen

Irae Louvin (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 5 December 2019 18:46 (nine months ago) link

Cars "Hello Again":

Electric
Wanna feel... loose
You wanna be... eclectic
You wanna call a HOOS

they see me lollin' (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 5 December 2019 19:29 (nine months ago) link

Well it ain't no HOOS to sit and wonder why, babe
Ifin' HOOS don't know by now

Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Thursday, 5 December 2019 20:42 (nine months ago) link

Hide your heart from sight
Lock your steen at night
It could happen to HOOS

Tales of Jazz Ulysses (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 8 December 2019 19:47 (nine months ago) link

Oh HOOSanna, o don't you cry for me

I drove from Steendiana with a banjo on my knee

Hereward the Woke (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 9 December 2019 03:51 (nine months ago) link

two weeks pass...

I've got HOOS
Under my steen

The Soundtrack of Burl Ives (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 27 December 2019 13:16 (eight months ago) link

HOOSnuts roasting on an open fire

Hereward the Woke (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 27 December 2019 17:58 (eight months ago) link

HOOS HOOS HOOS
who wouldn't steen

I have not yet begun to fart (rip van wanko), Saturday, 28 December 2019 23:42 (eight months ago) link

I’ve never seen HOOS looking so bad my funky one
You tell me that your superfine mind has come undone
Any major HOOS with half a heart surely will tell you my friend
Any minor world that breaks apart falls together again
When the steenin is at your door, in the morning it won’t be there no more
Any major HOOS will tell you (HOOS)
Any major HOOS will tell you

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Sunday, 29 December 2019 03:27 (eight months ago) link

one month passes...

Good work here everybody

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 1 February 2020 09:50 (seven months ago) link

HOOS!
What is it good for?
Absolutely Steenin!
SAY IT AGAIN!

― just another country (snoball), Sunday, November 10, 2019 11:25 AM (two months ago) bookmarkflaglink

This one really got me

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 1 February 2020 09:50 (seven months ago) link

<3

uncrut gems (crüt), Saturday, 1 February 2020 18:08 (seven months ago) link

HOOS
you really got me now
you got me so I don't know what I'm steenin

otm into winter (rip van wanko), Saturday, 1 February 2020 18:12 (seven months ago) link

HOOS are you?
HOOS, HOOS
HOOS, HOOS
Well I really wanna steen
(...)
Well I really wanna steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenn
I really wanna steeeeeeeeeeen
Come on, tell me
HOOS are you, HOOS, HOOS
HOOS are you?

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 1 February 2020 18:24 (seven months ago) link

HOOS can it steen now
*saxophone*

uncrut gems (crüt), Monday, 3 February 2020 22:41 (seven months ago) link

My little HOOS coupe
you don't know what I got

otm into winter (rip van wanko), Monday, 3 February 2020 23:08 (seven months ago) link

Baby, baby, don't get hooked on steen
Baby, baby, don't get hooked on steen, oooh
Cause I'll just HOOS you
Then I'll set you free
Baby, baby, don't get hooked on steeeeeeen

uncrut gems (crüt), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 01:41 (seven months ago) link

I can steen my driver in a fancy restaurant
But nothing compares 2 HOOS

Okay, you're an ambulance (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 11:03 (seven months ago) link

lol crüt and YMP

TS: Kirk/Spock vs. Hitchcock/Truffaut (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 12:27 (seven months ago) link

(though now I am wondering if it would have been better as "no steen compares 2 HOOS")

beelzebubbly (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 7 February 2020 19:16 (seven months ago) link

lock thread

Doctor Casino, Friday, 7 February 2020 19:44 (seven months ago) link

I've got HOOS
Under my steen

― The Soundtrack of Burl Ives (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, December 27, 2019 8:16 AM (one month ago) bookmarkflaglink

perfect, economical, effective

otm into winter (rip van wanko), Friday, 7 February 2020 19:49 (seven months ago) link

HOOS
I steen some driver

HOOS
Not just any driver

beelzebubbly (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 8 February 2020 10:50 (seven months ago) link

These HOOS are made for walkin’
And that’s just what they’ll HOOS
One of these days these HOOS
Are gonna steendrive over you
HOOS HOOS HOOS HOOS
HOOS HOOS HOOS HOOS
HOOS HOOS HOOS HOOS
HOOS HOOS HOOS HOOS
(descending in quartertones)

TS: Kirk/Spock vs. Hitchcock/Truffaut (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 10 February 2020 15:58 (seven months ago) link

And the ride
Is so HOOS
You must be a limosteen

TS: Kirk/Spock vs. Hitchcock/Truffaut (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 10 February 2020 16:23 (seven months ago) link

My name is BIG HOOS
I'm an old steen driver
I know him well
I know why you feel blue
Just 'cause he's late
Don't mean he'll never get through

He told me he loves you
He ain't no liar,
I ain't either
So let's have a smile for BIG HOOS, the steen driver

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 12 February 2020 17:46 (seven months ago) link

Jus-STEEN never knew the HOOS

i will FP you and your entire family (rip van wanko), Friday, 21 February 2020 20:15 (six months ago) link

Fade into HOOS
I drove a steen you never knew

Something Super Stupid Cupid (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 27 February 2020 02:37 (six months ago) link

two months pass...

Today I started loving HOOS again
And I'm right back where I always drove my steen

Together Again Or (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 19:05 (four months ago) link

And I got a steening
Down in my HOOS
Said way down in my HOOS

My Chess Hustler (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 5 May 2020 00:55 (four months ago) link

I got troubles, whoa-oh
I got worries, whoa-oh
I got HOOS to drive

My Chess Hustler (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 5 May 2020 00:57 (four months ago) link

When I woke up this morning
HOOS was on my drive and
HOOS was on my drive

My Chess Hustler (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 5 May 2020 00:58 (four months ago) link

Tell me HOOS that riding?
HOOS the steendrivator
HOOS that riding?
HOOS the steendrivator
Well, HOOS that riding?
HOOS the steendrivator
Wrote the book of the seventh steen

My Chess Hustler (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 5 May 2020 20:19 (four months ago) link

A
E
A-e-I-o HOOS
And sometimes Whiney

My Chess Hustler (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 6 May 2020 23:26 (four months ago) link

Aut
HOOS
Bahn

maffew12, Wednesday, 6 May 2020 23:59 (four months ago) link

think it's time we stop
HOOS
what's that sound
everybody steen what's driving down

budo jeru, Thursday, 7 May 2020 11:10 (four months ago) link

three weeks pass...

call the SEC

j., Wednesday, 3 June 2020 04:12 (three months ago) link

two weeks pass...

I’ll stop the world and melt with HOOS
You’ve steen the difference and it’s getting better all the drive

Colonel Radle (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 20 June 2020 02:10 (two months ago) link

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Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 20 June 2020 10:05 (two months ago) link

HOO - OO - OOS
HOO - OO - OO - OS

HOO - OO - OOS
HOO - OO - OO - OS

Barry "Fatha" Hines (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 01:29 (two months ago) link

two weeks pass...

Do not ask for the steening
Ask instead for the HOOS

Lipstick O.G. (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 11 July 2020 00:06 (two months ago) link

one month passes...

'vid nineteen
on the scene
what else do I HOOS to steen?

HOOS didn't steen the fiyah
HOOS was always steenin' since the world's been teening

tater totalitarian (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 4 September 2020 20:43 (two weeks ago) link

Try to understand
Try to understand
Try, try, try to understand
HOOS a magic man

velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 08:00 (three days ago) link


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