Songs where it's fun to say HOOS in place of the actual lyrics

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Pear Jam -- Jeremy (the part near the end where Eddie Vedder is angstily bleating 'hoo hoo hoo hoo' is much improved with "HOOS HOOS HOOS HOOS")

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:50 (twelve years ago) link

Substituting HOOS for 'you' is often profitable, e.g., "I can't help it if I'm still in love with HOOS"

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:51 (twelve years ago) link

However, HOOS in place of it's phonetic analogues "whose" and "who's" only leads to confusion. C.f. "HOOS Johnny? she says, and smiles in that special way"

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:53 (twelve years ago) link

But then, 'HOOS that girl' kind of works

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:53 (twelve years ago) link

"I LOVE IT WHEN THEY CALL ME BIG HOOS-A"

Dom Passantino, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:54 (twelve years ago) link

through your hands in the air, if HOOS a steendriver

Alex in Baltimore, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:56 (twelve years ago) link

"I'm Gonna Tear Your PlayHOOS Down"

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:57 (twelve years ago) link

HOOS HOUSE? RUN'S HOUSE

Alex in Baltimore, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:58 (twelve years ago) link

you could be my black big hoos tonight.

J0rdan S., Monday, 29 October 2007 18:59 (twelve years ago) link

"HOOS Shot Sam?"

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:00 (twelve years ago) link

BIG THREAD aka the sharkjumper

deej, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:00 (twelve years ago) link

Take a break, steendriver 8

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:01 (twelve years ago) link

three
hun
dred
six
ty
five
de
grees

BURNIN DOON THE HOOS

nickalicious, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:02 (twelve years ago) link

omg i don't know if James Redd or Nickalicious just won

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:03 (twelve years ago) link

HOOS, BIG HOOS
KICK OFF YOUR STEENDRIVIN SHOES

nickalicious, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:03 (twelve years ago) link

I need a BIG HOOS
I'm holding out for a BIG HOOS til the end of the night
and he's gotta be STEEN and he's gotta be DRIVE and he's gotta be ERer than light

nickalicious, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:04 (twelve years ago) link

HOOS WORLD IS THIS

and what, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:06 (twelve years ago) link

If it HOOS your booty then shake shake it baby
All the way to Africa aka the steendriver

dad a, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:07 (twelve years ago) link

http://image.listen.com/img/356x237/2/6/9/5/565962_356x237.jpg
HOOS know my STEEN

and what, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:08 (twelve years ago) link

Steendriving cross the desert in a TWA
I saw a woman walking cross the sand
Walking thirty miles en route to Bombay
To meet a brown-eyed HOOSsome man.

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:09 (twelve years ago) link

Her destination was a brown-eyed HOOSsome man.

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:10 (twelve years ago) link

He's the one
The only one
That steendrives the Amazon

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:16 (twelve years ago) link

HOOS got the STEEN? BO!
http://www.newrealm.com/charts/images/blackmoon_photo.gif

deej, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:16 (twelve years ago) link

That steen is packed
And that's a fact
And their ain't nothin' wrong with that

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:31 (twelve years ago) link

HOOS to blame
When parties get out of bounds?

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:37 (twelve years ago) link

HOOS shot ya
Mob ties like Steendriva

max, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:39 (twelve years ago) link

It's a HOOS, HOOS summer
leaving me here on my own
it's a HOOS, HOOS summer
now you're gone

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:43 (twelve years ago) link

Now watch me HOOS (crank dat soulja boy)

matt2, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:46 (twelve years ago) link

HOOS HOOS its the sound of the police

deej, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:46 (twelve years ago) link

what the HOOS gon be
i aint need no fucking HOOS on this beat

max, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:51 (twelve years ago) link

Lady steendriver, can u take me 4 a ride?

clotpoll, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:53 (twelve years ago) link

BIG HOOSin we spendin cheese
we be BIG HOOSin on b.l.a.d's

J0rdan S., Monday, 29 October 2007 20:06 (twelve years ago) link

HOOS hot HOOS not
tell me HOOS rock
HOOS sell out in the stores

max, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:08 (twelve years ago) link

You tell me HOOS flopped HOOS caught the blue drop
HOOS jewels got robbed HOOS mostly goldie down to the
tube sock.

deej, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:12 (twelve years ago) link

Big Hoos, Won't You Drive My Steen
Yes I Think You Know What I Mean
Big Hoos, Won't You Drive My Steen
And Big Hoos, I Love You...
Convert to BBCode!

gabbneb, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:17 (twelve years ago) link

y'all gon make me HOOS my mind
up in here, up in here

J0rdan S., Monday, 29 October 2007 20:18 (twelve years ago) link

i just wanna HOOS your love, tonight

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:24 (twelve years ago) link

HOOS gonna drive you steen, tonight?

Oilyrags, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:26 (twelve years ago) link

HOOS gonna ride your wild horses

deej, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:27 (twelve years ago) link

HOOS the man with the master plan?

Oilyrags, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:30 (twelve years ago) link

we gonna HOOS down to electric avenue
and then we steen the driver

nickalicious, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:35 (twelve years ago) link

HOOS let the dogs out?
HOOS! HOOS!

Trip Maker, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:37 (twelve years ago) link

The boy looked at Johnny
Said "Don't you know hoos I think I am"

Heave Ho, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:39 (twelve years ago) link

HOOS going to shoe your feet?
HOOS going to pay your rent?
HOOS going to stand by you?
HOOS going to cure the heart of a man in need?

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:44 (twelve years ago) link

WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS

J0rdan S., Monday, 29 October 2007 20:48 (twelve years ago) link

HOOS gonna tell you when
It's too late
HOOS gonna tell you things
Aren't so great
You can't go on
Thinking nothing's wrong
HOOS gonna steendrive you home
Tonight?

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 21:01 (twelve years ago) link

HOOS a cowboy
on a steen horse i ride
wanted (wanted!)
dead or steendrived

Emily Bjurnhjam, Monday, 29 October 2007 21:10 (twelve years ago) link

My HOOS, my HOOS, my lovely lady STEEN.

Oilyrags, Monday, 29 October 2007 21:23 (twelve years ago) link

Doctorin' the HOOS
Doctorin', doctorin'

Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 29 October 2007 22:15 (twelve years ago) link

doctor hoos HEY
doctor hoos
doctor hoos HEY
doctor hoos
doctor hoos HEY
doctor hoos

electricsound, Monday, 29 October 2007 22:18 (twelve years ago) link

Today I passed HOOS on the street
And my heart fell on my steen
I can’t help it if I’m still in love with HOOS

Ask Heavy Manners (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 16 July 2019 13:31 (four months ago) link

two weeks pass...

HOOS had a lot to say
HOOS had a lot of nothing to say
we'll miss him
weeee're gonna miss him

j., Friday, 2 August 2019 20:30 (four months ago) link

two weeks pass...

The music is steen
The words are true
The song is HOOS

TS: “8:05” vs. “905” (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 19 August 2019 01:14 (three months ago) link

uh huha ahhh-ha
you KNOW this
MUCH is
HOOS

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 19 August 2019 08:31 (three months ago) link

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUdyuKaGQd4

chips moomin (unregistered), Thursday, 26 September 2019 17:32 (two months ago) link

HOOS
Stay away from me
HOOS
Why don’t you let me be
Don’t know why
You keep on driving steen

The Hillbilly Chespirito (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 18:53 (two months ago) link

Nah pop no steen
I strictly HOOS

i could chug a keg of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 20:04 (two months ago) link

you don't steen, you don't drive
what do you HOOS

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 20:08 (two months ago) link

I keep seeing Nick Cave's new album and thinking gHOOSteen

i could chug a keg of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Friday, 4 October 2019 21:07 (two months ago) link

one month passes...

Because loving HOOS
Has made my drive steener than ever

Irae Louvin (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 10 November 2019 01:59 (one month ago) link

Everybody cut footHOOS

tempted by the fruit of your mother (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 10 November 2019 02:02 (one month ago) link

They got a name for the winners in the world
I want a name when I lose
They call Alabama the crimson tide
Call me Deacon HOOS

tempted by the fruit of your mother (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 10 November 2019 02:09 (one month ago) link

Um,

they call alabama the crimson tide
call me deacon HOOS

― pea hen (clouds), Sunday, April 7, 2013 10:50 AM (six years ago) bookmarkflaglink

Irae Louvin (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 10 November 2019 02:17 (one month ago) link

Oops, sorry, didn't expand to see if it'd been posted.

tempted by the fruit of your mother (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 10 November 2019 02:25 (one month ago) link

loving HOOS
is easy cuz you're beautiHOOS
--

did I do it right?

maffew12, Sunday, 10 November 2019 04:33 (one month ago) link

you got the HOOS

baby

budo jeru, Sunday, 10 November 2019 04:43 (one month ago) link

SORRY

budo jeru, Sunday, 10 November 2019 04:43 (one month ago) link

loving HOOS
is easy cuz you're beautiHOOS
--

did I do it right?

Yes

Irae Louvin (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 10 November 2019 09:12 (one month ago) link

Alison... my aim is HOOS

tempted by the fruit of your mother (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 10 November 2019 10:56 (one month ago) link

HOOS!
What is it good for?
Absolutely Steenin!
SAY IT AGAIN!

just another country (snoball), Sunday, 10 November 2019 11:25 (one month ago) link

Our HOOS is a very very very fine HOOS

tempted by the fruit of your mother (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 10 November 2019 12:07 (one month ago) link

I read the HOOS today, oh boy
'bout a lucky STEEN who made the grade

cryborg (rip van wanko), Sunday, 10 November 2019 12:32 (one month ago) link

HOOS yourself in the music, the moment, you steen it

tempted by the fruit of your mother (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 10 November 2019 12:53 (one month ago) link

c'mon a my HOOS I'ma gonna give a you HOOS

maffew12, Sunday, 10 November 2019 16:37 (one month ago) link

There's a red HOOS over yonder

That's where my baby steens

tempted by the fruit of your mother (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 10 November 2019 16:44 (one month ago) link

The HOOS are alive

With the drive of steening

tempted by the fruit of your mother (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 10 November 2019 16:58 (one month ago) link

our HOOS, in the middle of our steen

maffew12, Sunday, 10 November 2019 17:04 (one month ago) link

steen in the place where you HOOS
now face HOOS

maffew12, Sunday, 10 November 2019 17:05 (one month ago) link

ah shoot, my one before last had been done. Well I've really gotten the hang of HOOS!

maffew12, Sunday, 10 November 2019 17:06 (one month ago) link

ah steen*

maffew12, Sunday, 10 November 2019 17:07 (one month ago) link

Yours are the sweetest HOOS I've ever steen

tempted by the fruit of your mother (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 10 November 2019 17:33 (one month ago) link

you say that to all the HOOS

maffew12, Sunday, 10 November 2019 17:39 (one month ago) link

I wanna dance with somebody
With somebody HOOS loves me

tempted by the fruit of your mother (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 10 November 2019 20:30 (one month ago) link

you give me, you give me
the sweetest tabHOOS.....

sometimes i think you’re just too HOOS for me...

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 10 November 2019 21:02 (one month ago) link

She's my little HOOS coupe
You don't steen what I drive

tempted by the fruit of your mother (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 10 November 2019 21:33 (one month ago) link

BLINDED BY THE LIGHT
WRAPPED UP LIKE A HOOS
ANOTHER RUNNER IN THE NIGHT

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 10 November 2019 22:00 (one month ago) link

Some silicone sister
With a manager mister
Told me I got what it takes
She said
"I'll turn you on sonny to something strong
Play the song with the funky break"
And go-cart Mozart
Was checkin' out the weather chart
See if it was safe outside
And little early-pearly
Came by in his curly-wurly
And asked me if I needed a ride
The calliope crashed to the HOOS

maffew12, Sunday, 10 November 2019 22:18 (one month ago) link

I'm not aware of too many things
I know what I know, if you know what I mean
Philosophy.... is the talk on a cereal box
Religion..... is the smile on a HOOS

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 10 November 2019 22:27 (one month ago) link

Girlfriend in a steendrive I know, I know
It's seri-HOOS

tempted by the fruit of your mother (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 10 November 2019 22:30 (one month ago) link

HOOSic
Makes the people come together
HOOSic
Makes the bourgeois steen and the rebel

*ah replace "rebel" with "driver" for a hat trick

Baby shark, HOOS HOOS HOOS HOOS HOOS HOOS

maffew12, Saturday, 16 November 2019 00:30 (three weeks ago) link

I’m crazy for trying
And crazy steendriving
And I’m crazy
For loving HOOS

Irae Louvin (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 29 November 2019 02:35 (one week ago) link

Should've known better than to cheat a friend
And waste the steen that I'd been driving
So I'm never gonna dance again
The way I danced with HOOS

Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Friday, 29 November 2019 03:03 (one week ago) link

I told VG about HOOS
Told her about his grebt steen

Irae Louvin (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 29 November 2019 16:01 (one week ago) link

Someone’s got to win in the human race
If it isn’t HOOS then it has to be steen

Irae Louvin (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 5 December 2019 18:46 (six days ago) link

Cars "Hello Again":

Electric
Wanna feel... loose
You wanna be... eclectic
You wanna call a HOOS

they see me lollin' (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 5 December 2019 19:29 (six days ago) link

Well it ain't no HOOS to sit and wonder why, babe
Ifin' HOOS don't know by now

Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Thursday, 5 December 2019 20:42 (six days ago) link

Hide your heart from sight
Lock your steen at night
It could happen to HOOS

Tales of Jazz Ulysses (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 8 December 2019 19:47 (three days ago) link

Oh HOOSanna, o don't you cry for me

I drove from Steendiana with a banjo on my knee

Hereward the Woke (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 9 December 2019 03:51 (two days ago) link


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