Songs where it's fun to say HOOS in place of the actual lyrics

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Pear Jam -- Jeremy (the part near the end where Eddie Vedder is angstily bleating 'hoo hoo hoo hoo' is much improved with "HOOS HOOS HOOS HOOS")

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:50 (thirteen years ago) link

Substituting HOOS for 'you' is often profitable, e.g., "I can't help it if I'm still in love with HOOS"

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:51 (thirteen years ago) link

However, HOOS in place of it's phonetic analogues "whose" and "who's" only leads to confusion. C.f. "HOOS Johnny? she says, and smiles in that special way"

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:53 (thirteen years ago) link

But then, 'HOOS that girl' kind of works

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:53 (thirteen years ago) link

"I LOVE IT WHEN THEY CALL ME BIG HOOS-A"

Dom Passantino, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:54 (thirteen years ago) link

through your hands in the air, if HOOS a steendriver

Alex in Baltimore, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:56 (thirteen years ago) link

"I'm Gonna Tear Your PlayHOOS Down"

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:57 (thirteen years ago) link

HOOS HOUSE? RUN'S HOUSE

Alex in Baltimore, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:58 (thirteen years ago) link

you could be my black big hoos tonight.

J0rdan S., Monday, 29 October 2007 18:59 (thirteen years ago) link

"HOOS Shot Sam?"

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:00 (thirteen years ago) link

BIG THREAD aka the sharkjumper

deej, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:00 (thirteen years ago) link

Take a break, steendriver 8

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:01 (thirteen years ago) link

three
hun
dred
six
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five
de
grees

BURNIN DOON THE HOOS

nickalicious, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:02 (thirteen years ago) link

omg i don't know if James Redd or Nickalicious just won

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:03 (thirteen years ago) link

HOOS, BIG HOOS
KICK OFF YOUR STEENDRIVIN SHOES

nickalicious, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:03 (thirteen years ago) link

I need a BIG HOOS
I'm holding out for a BIG HOOS til the end of the night
and he's gotta be STEEN and he's gotta be DRIVE and he's gotta be ERer than light

nickalicious, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:04 (thirteen years ago) link

HOOS WORLD IS THIS

and what, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:06 (thirteen years ago) link

If it HOOS your booty then shake shake it baby
All the way to Africa aka the steendriver

dad a, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:07 (thirteen years ago) link

http://image.listen.com/img/356x237/2/6/9/5/565962_356x237.jpg
HOOS know my STEEN

and what, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:08 (thirteen years ago) link

Steendriving cross the desert in a TWA
I saw a woman walking cross the sand
Walking thirty miles en route to Bombay
To meet a brown-eyed HOOSsome man.

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:09 (thirteen years ago) link

Her destination was a brown-eyed HOOSsome man.

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:10 (thirteen years ago) link

He's the one
The only one
That steendrives the Amazon

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:16 (thirteen years ago) link

HOOS got the STEEN? BO!
http://www.newrealm.com/charts/images/blackmoon_photo.gif

deej, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:16 (thirteen years ago) link

That steen is packed
And that's a fact
And their ain't nothin' wrong with that

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:31 (thirteen years ago) link

HOOS to blame
When parties get out of bounds?

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:37 (thirteen years ago) link

HOOS shot ya
Mob ties like Steendriva

max, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:39 (thirteen years ago) link

It's a HOOS, HOOS summer
leaving me here on my own
it's a HOOS, HOOS summer
now you're gone

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:43 (thirteen years ago) link

Now watch me HOOS (crank dat soulja boy)

matt2, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:46 (thirteen years ago) link

HOOS HOOS its the sound of the police

deej, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:46 (thirteen years ago) link

what the HOOS gon be
i aint need no fucking HOOS on this beat

max, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:51 (thirteen years ago) link

Lady steendriver, can u take me 4 a ride?

clotpoll, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:53 (thirteen years ago) link

BIG HOOSin we spendin cheese
we be BIG HOOSin on b.l.a.d's

J0rdan S., Monday, 29 October 2007 20:06 (thirteen years ago) link

HOOS hot HOOS not
tell me HOOS rock
HOOS sell out in the stores

max, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:08 (thirteen years ago) link

You tell me HOOS flopped HOOS caught the blue drop
HOOS jewels got robbed HOOS mostly goldie down to the
tube sock.

deej, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Big Hoos, Won't You Drive My Steen
Yes I Think You Know What I Mean
Big Hoos, Won't You Drive My Steen
And Big Hoos, I Love You...
Convert to BBCode!

gabbneb, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:17 (thirteen years ago) link

y'all gon make me HOOS my mind
up in here, up in here

J0rdan S., Monday, 29 October 2007 20:18 (thirteen years ago) link

i just wanna HOOS your love, tonight

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:24 (thirteen years ago) link

HOOS gonna drive you steen, tonight?

Oilyrags, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:26 (thirteen years ago) link

HOOS gonna ride your wild horses

deej, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:27 (thirteen years ago) link

HOOS the man with the master plan?

Oilyrags, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:30 (thirteen years ago) link

we gonna HOOS down to electric avenue
and then we steen the driver

nickalicious, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:35 (thirteen years ago) link

HOOS let the dogs out?
HOOS! HOOS!

Trip Maker, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:37 (thirteen years ago) link

The boy looked at Johnny
Said "Don't you know hoos I think I am"

Heave Ho, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:39 (thirteen years ago) link

HOOS going to shoe your feet?
HOOS going to pay your rent?
HOOS going to stand by you?
HOOS going to cure the heart of a man in need?

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:44 (thirteen years ago) link

WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS

J0rdan S., Monday, 29 October 2007 20:48 (thirteen years ago) link

HOOS gonna tell you when
It's too late
HOOS gonna tell you things
Aren't so great
You can't go on
Thinking nothing's wrong
HOOS gonna steendrive you home
Tonight?

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 21:01 (thirteen years ago) link

HOOS a cowboy
on a steen horse i ride
wanted (wanted!)
dead or steendrived

Emily Bjurnhjam, Monday, 29 October 2007 21:10 (thirteen years ago) link

My HOOS, my HOOS, my lovely lady STEEN.

Oilyrags, Monday, 29 October 2007 21:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Doctorin' the HOOS
Doctorin', doctorin'

Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 29 October 2007 22:15 (thirteen years ago) link

doctor hoos HEY
doctor hoos
doctor hoos HEY
doctor hoos
doctor hoos HEY
doctor hoos

electricsound, Monday, 29 October 2007 22:18 (thirteen years ago) link

My name is BIG HOOS
I'm an old steen driver
I know him well
I know why you feel blue
Just 'cause he's late
Don't mean he'll never get through

He told me he loves you
He ain't no liar,
I ain't either
So let's have a smile for BIG HOOS, the steen driver

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 12 February 2020 17:46 (one year ago) link

Jus-STEEN never knew the HOOS

i will FP you and your entire family (rip van wanko), Friday, 21 February 2020 20:15 (one year ago) link

Fade into HOOS
I drove a steen you never knew

Something Super Stupid Cupid (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 27 February 2020 02:37 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

Today I started loving HOOS again
And I'm right back where I always drove my steen

Together Again Or (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 19:05 (one year ago) link

And I got a steening
Down in my HOOS
Said way down in my HOOS

My Chess Hustler (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 5 May 2020 00:55 (one year ago) link

I got troubles, whoa-oh
I got worries, whoa-oh
I got HOOS to drive

My Chess Hustler (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 5 May 2020 00:57 (one year ago) link

When I woke up this morning
HOOS was on my drive and
HOOS was on my drive

My Chess Hustler (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 5 May 2020 00:58 (one year ago) link

Tell me HOOS that riding?
HOOS the steendrivator
HOOS that riding?
HOOS the steendrivator
Well, HOOS that riding?
HOOS the steendrivator
Wrote the book of the seventh steen

My Chess Hustler (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 5 May 2020 20:19 (one year ago) link

A
E
A-e-I-o HOOS
And sometimes Whiney

My Chess Hustler (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 6 May 2020 23:26 (one year ago) link

Aut
HOOS
Bahn

maffew12, Wednesday, 6 May 2020 23:59 (one year ago) link

think it's time we stop
HOOS
what's that sound
everybody steen what's driving down

budo jeru, Thursday, 7 May 2020 11:10 (one year ago) link

three weeks pass...

call the SEC

j., Wednesday, 3 June 2020 04:12 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

I’ll stop the world and melt with HOOS
You’ve steen the difference and it’s getting better all the drive

Colonel Radle (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 20 June 2020 02:10 (one year ago) link

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Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 20 June 2020 10:05 (one year ago) link

HOO - OO - OOS
HOO - OO - OO - OS

HOO - OO - OOS
HOO - OO - OO - OS

Barry "Fatha" Hines (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 01:29 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

Do not ask for the steening
Ask instead for the HOOS

Lipstick O.G. (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 11 July 2020 00:06 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

'vid nineteen
on the scene
what else do I HOOS to steen?

HOOS didn't steen the fiyah
HOOS was always steenin' since the world's been teening

tater totalitarian (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 4 September 2020 20:43 (one year ago) link

Try to understand
Try to understand
Try, try, try to understand
HOOS a magic man

velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 08:00 (one year ago) link

It’s my party
I’ll steendrive if I want to
Drive if I want to
Drive if I want to
You would drive too
If it happened to HOOS

Erdős-szám 69 (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 27 September 2020 01:06 (eleven months ago) link

I’ve got my drive set on HOOS
I’ve got my drive set on HOOS

Erdős-szám 69 (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 27 September 2020 01:34 (eleven months ago) link

In steens I drive with HOOS
In steens I thrive with HOOS
Only in steens
In pitiful steens

Inspired by sarahell's post here: Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here

Erdős-szám 69 (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 5 October 2020 16:08 (eleven months ago) link

You drive steen for a while
You drive steen for a while
And I'll be HOOS

Erdős-szám 69 (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 5 October 2020 16:29 (eleven months ago) link

one month passes...

Someone somewhere asked me,
"Is there anything in particular I can help you with?"
All I ever wanted help with was HOOS.

Robert Gotopieces (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 26 November 2020 01:43 (nine months ago) link

one month passes...

Well HOOS my friend
What about young Anna Steen?

Dog Heavy Manners (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 2 January 2021 06:02 (eight months ago) link

two weeks pass...

Cause we’re living in a world of HOOS
Breaking us down
When they all should let us steen

Next Time Might Be Hammer Time (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 04:34 (eight months ago) link

Well HOOS my friend
What about young Anna Steen?

― Dog Heavy Manners (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, January 2, 2021 1:02 AM (two weeks ago) bookmarkflaglink

And AND AAAAAAND YOU PUT THE HOOS PUT THE HOOS RIGHT ON ME

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 04:37 (eight months ago) link

Hoos all in the ocean
Hoos all in the air
I can't stay here no longer
I have no Steenship fare

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 04:41 (eight months ago) link

two weeks pass...

Low brow but I rock a little know how
No drive for the steenies or the HOOSegow

peace, man, Thursday, 4 February 2021 13:39 (seven months ago) link

that led me down a rabbit hole on that song -- I had never realized until now that it's literally an ode to generosity

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 4 February 2021 14:17 (seven months ago) link

One nation under a HOOS
Driving steen just for the funk of it

The Ballad of Mel Cooley (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 5 February 2021 14:52 (seven months ago) link

Holding out for a Hero has parts you can sing 'hoos hoos' to.

Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Friday, 5 February 2021 15:43 (seven months ago) link

well sir I guess there's just a STEENness in this world

cerebral halsey (rip van wanko), Friday, 12 February 2021 18:50 (seven months ago) link

Reposting from This is a thread for ILXORS IN THEIR 50's

Only HOOS
Can make this world seem bright
Only HOOS
Can make his steen drive righ

The Ballad of Mel Cooley (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 22 February 2021 18:51 (six months ago) link

(Also serves as convenience link to that @#$% thread)

The Ballad of Mel Cooley (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 22 February 2021 18:52 (six months ago) link

It take HOOS to make a thing go right
It takes HOOS to make it outta sight

(Has that been done yet?)

illumi-naughty (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 22 February 2021 22:15 (six months ago) link

(Feel like I did that one but let me check)

The Ballad of Mel Cooley (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 22 February 2021 22:17 (six months ago) link

Was on phone when I posted that. Not only has that been done, it was done a year ago by James Redd & Blecchs.

Sorry JR+B, carry on

illumi-naughty (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 22 February 2021 22:17 (six months ago) link

No worries, YMP, it happens.

The Ballad of Mel Cooley (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 22 February 2021 22:19 (six months ago) link

two months pass...

Welcome to my life, TAT-HOOS
I drive steen now thanks to you

A Stop at Quilloughby (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 3 May 2021 16:28 (four months ago) link

Well there is a HOOS in New Orleans
They call the drivin' steen

Frumious Cumberbatch (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 3 May 2021 16:30 (four months ago) link

Excellent!

A Stop at Quilloughby (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 3 May 2021 16:33 (four months ago) link

three weeks pass...

Well now, steen me in the bottom
Zing me my running HOOS

AP Chemirocha (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 27 May 2021 14:44 (three months ago) link

If you wanna ride
Don't ride the white HOOS

balsamic panic (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 27 May 2021 15:02 (three months ago) link

I’m gonna turn on HOOS
Before HOOS turns on me
I’m gonna turn on HOOS
Can HOOS drive his steen?

AP Chemirocha (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 30 May 2021 17:43 (three months ago) link

Let me go crazy on HOOS

Nostradamusferatu (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 30 May 2021 22:29 (three months ago) link

two months pass...

One day married
Next day free
Broken hearts for HOOS and steen
It’s a steen for HOOS to get
A Mexican Divorce

No Particular Place to POLL (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 9 August 2021 23:04 (one month ago) link

two weeks pass...

I can hear HOOSic
Steen steen HOOSic
Whenever you touch me, gr8080
Whenever you’re Geir

Hitsville Ukase (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 25 August 2021 05:32 (three weeks ago) link

I still have faith in HOOS
I steen it now

Gwar ina Babyon (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 4 September 2021 19:02 (two weeks ago) link

will HOOS still have a song to sing
when the razor boy comes and takes your fancy STEENs away

clouds, Friday, 10 September 2021 01:50 (one week ago) link


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