Lyrics You Purposefully Liek to Sing Incorrectly

Lady Madonna "Knee Deep in Doughnuts, Chilli at Your Feet, wondering how you manage to make minced meat"

And my favorite from the guy who lives down the hall in my frat house... Manfred Man "Blinded by the light. Wrapped up like like dousche, a pudding putter in the night..."

I am pathetic. But it amuses the kids.

Dawanawanawanawana

She fucks, she fucks, she fucks
she's in my bed!

Yeah, I know it's juvenile.

movin to the country
gonna eat me a lot of feces

....

feces comes in a can
it was put there by a man
in a factory, downtown... millions of feces feces for me millions of feces feces for free LOOKOUT!

"I want a cow,
I want a cow,
I want a cow,
and I want it now!"

"but i gotta take a pee"

(i have no idea what the actual line is.)

That was an actual mishearing by my girlfriend a while back, and now I can't listen to that song without hearing "John Cage". I think it improves the song vastly. Like, why no christmas for John Cage? What did he ever do to make the naughty list?

"if you're gonna play in Texas,
you gotta have a chicken in the band"

"Flying on a pentagram
I'm a loser baby, so why doncha kill me"

Forever Young: "Forever Dung"

Get Out of my Dreams: "Get out of your clothes, get into my bed"

Oh wait do they actually sing that?

But I was easily amused as a teenager.

Because Biggie has the craziest fuckin candles around

He goes running for the shelter of his plumber's little helper ...

Suck my cock
Lick my scrotum
Wrap your lips around my balls
I want you to blow me

Oh, Oh,

SHEEEEEEEEEEE'S SUCKIN' ON MY COOOOOOOOOOOOCK!
SHEEEEEEEEEEE'S SUCKIN' ON MY COCK! COCK COCK!
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK! etc.

Change "Like Frankie said I did it my way" to
"Like Frankenstein I did it myway"

"Why do Birds start to disappear/
Every time I drink beer?"

hot hot heat
panda jizz panda jizz on my legs and my arms for you...

She lies and says she's in love with him
Can't find the butter, man

Oh Margie
You came and found me a turkey
On my vacation away from work-y

She's got a malhazoo and a na-na too.

i lost my erection while dodging the flak
Oh give me a hint or something

fart in an elevator
stinkin it up when i'm goin down

GUHUHUH!

"Interpol, and Deutsche Rock, FBI and Scott La Rock"

this is how I heard it first anyway.
evoking Scott brings it full circle even though he was nobody at the time obv. As for changing "Bank" to "Rock", it makes it symmetrical but I'm not married to it.

Sorry!

I think i smell alrightttttttttttt

A friend in middle school used to always sing "They all want me, they can't have me, so they stick me in the butt with a candy." I still find that funny, in a middle school sort of way.

i imagine steve perry stabbing someone while singing "don't stop...bah-leedin'"

when scrubs comes on and its theme song time, i will often sing "i know superman" or "i'll blow superman"

I usually do this when it sounds like someone is singing "shit" or "fuck" but they're actually not..

Boringly enough, the only example I can think of right now is Live "The Dolphin's Cry" .. "Love will lead us, alright, love will leave your shit with me.."

I'm tired but we won't sleep at all
Even though the air is calm
There's something here that smells like corn ...
(Japan "Sons of Pioneers")

Also:

"The stage becomes a ship in flames
I tie you to the mast
Throw your body overboard
And kick you up the arse"

(Bauhaus "Spirit")

In "Come Together" it sounds like he's saying "shit" about 20 times.

Several Misfits lyrics

I turned into Aunt Marsha

Who'd I do it for, hey Neil Young

I like to substitute the lyrics to "we don't need another hero" for the lyrics of Detonation Boulevard

changing "say my name" for "say i'm gay" and a lot of the last words of other lines to "gay". lol college.

When I feed my cat, I still sometimes sing "Food for the kitty" to the tune of "Fool for the City"

another lol college:
This one goes out to the bloody glove
This one goes out to the glove I left behind

we went through a phase of changing love to glove and trying to redo the lyrics about OJ Simpson.

Sometimes I get a half-and-half bowl at the teryaki truck, and I always sing to myself "Teryaki, half chicken half beef/that's the kind of food I want playin on my team"

*down with

something that i came up with is replacing many of the lyrics to Jingle Bells so it's all about Batman

wow an honor to meet you sir

i made a lot of money off of it

my gf sings a certain song whenever my dog Bird wants to play fetch but it's late at night and we don't want to wake up the downstairs neighbors:

but it's too late birdie now
it's too late
though we really did try to play it
a ball inside is too loud
and i can't hide it
i just can't fake it, oh no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-UmhCIEraA