― Austin (Austin), Friday, 4 February 2005 16:20 (nineteen years ago) link
― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 4 February 2005 16:21 (nineteen years ago) link
monkey, get back.I’m all right jack keep your hands off of my stack.monkey, it’s a hit.Don’t give me that do goody good bullshit.I’m in the high-fidelity first class traveling setAnd I think I need a lear jet.
monkey, it’s a crime.Share it fairly but don’t take a slice of my pie.monkey, so they sayIs the root of all evil today.But if you ask for a raise it’s no surprise that they’reGiving none away.
― blawa (blawa), Friday, 4 February 2005 16:25 (nineteen years ago) link
― Austin (Austin), Friday, 4 February 2005 16:26 (nineteen years ago) link
― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 4 February 2005 16:27 (nineteen years ago) link
i like that one a lot
― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 4 February 2005 16:28 (nineteen years ago) link
Monkey can't buy ME, love!
― Austin (Austin), Friday, 4 February 2005 16:31 (nineteen years ago) link
― Bimble... (Bimble...), Friday, 4 February 2005 16:37 (nineteen years ago) link
― Huk-L, Friday, 4 February 2005 16:38 (nineteen years ago) link
― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 4 February 2005 16:39 (nineteen years ago) link
― Bimble... (Bimble...), Friday, 4 February 2005 16:40 (nineteen years ago) link
― Paul Eater (eater), Friday, 4 February 2005 16:41 (nineteen years ago) link
― The Mad Puffin, Friday, 4 February 2005 16:43 (nineteen years ago) link
― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Friday, 4 February 2005 16:45 (nineteen years ago) link
GIMME SOME MONKEYGIMME SOME MONKEY
― The Mad Puffin, Friday, 4 February 2005 16:46 (nineteen years ago) link
What do you do for monkey, hunky?
...or...
What do you do for monkey, honkey?
One scans better, one sounds better. Choose one!
― Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Friday, 4 February 2005 16:47 (nineteen years ago) link
― Myonkey Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Friday, 4 February 2005 16:49 (nineteen years ago) link
― pete b. (pete b.), Friday, 4 February 2005 16:49 (nineteen years ago) link
I want monkey. Give me your monkey.
xpost: Pete B.'s contribution has disturbing connotations.
― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Friday, 4 February 2005 16:50 (nineteen years ago) link
― Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Friday, 4 February 2005 16:53 (nineteen years ago) link
Feh, that one makes no sense at all.
― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Friday, 4 February 2005 16:57 (nineteen years ago) link
― giboyeux (skowly), Friday, 4 February 2005 17:00 (nineteen years ago) link
― Paul Eater (eater), Friday, 4 February 2005 17:05 (nineteen years ago) link
― Paul Eater (eater), Friday, 4 February 2005 17:07 (nineteen years ago) link
monkey don't say you love mecash won't make me stay
here comes loveit's like honeyyou can't buyit with monkey
― Alienus Quam Reproba (blueski), Friday, 4 February 2005 17:07 (nineteen years ago) link
― Paul Eater (eater), Friday, 4 February 2005 17:08 (nineteen years ago) link
― ana (ana), Friday, 4 February 2005 17:08 (nineteen years ago) link
― adam (adam), Friday, 4 February 2005 17:09 (nineteen years ago) link
― Paul Eater (eater), Friday, 4 February 2005 17:11 (nineteen years ago) link
― Bimble... (Bimble...), Friday, 4 February 2005 17:12 (nineteen years ago) link
Yo Dre, Kick in the Bass
It was once said by a man who couldn't quit Dope man please can I have another hit The dope man said clucka, I don't give a shit If your girl kneeled down and sucked my dick It all happened and the guy tried to choke her Nigga didn't care, she ain't nothin but a smokaThat's the way it goes that's the name of the game Young brotha gettin over by slangin cane Gold around his neck in 14 k heaven Bitches jockin' on his dick 24-7 plus he's makin monkey keepin tha base heads waiting Rollin 6.4. wit tha fresh ass daytons Livin in Compton, Cailfornia CA His uzi up yo ass if he don't get paid Nigga begging for credit he's knockin out teeth Clockin much dollars on tha 1st and 15thBig wad of monkey nuttin less than a twenty Yo you want a five-oh the dope man gots plenty To be a dope man boy you must qualify Don't get high off your own supply From a kid to a G it's all about monkey 10 piece for 10 base pipe comes free If people out there are not hip 2 tha fact If you see some one gettin monkey 4 crack he's tha.......
dope man dope man hey man give me a hit dope man dope man yo man fuck that shit dope man dope man we just can't quit dope man dope man well suck this bitch
Wait a minute who tha fuck are you talkin 2 do u know who i am Man i can't believe this shit this bitch iz tryin 2 gank me i'll slap you up side yo head wit 9 inches of limp dick
you need a nigga wit monkey so u get a dope man juice that fool 4 has much as u can she likes his car and he gets wit her got a black eye cuz tha dope man hit her let that slide and u pay it no mind find that he's slapping u all tha time that's ok cuz he'z so rich and u ain't nuttin but tha dope man'z bitch do what he say and u keep yo mouth shut poppin that trash might get you fucked up you'll sit and cry if tha dope man strikes you he don't give a fuck he gots 2 just like you There's a another girl in tha dopeman's life Not quite a bitch but far from a wife shes called strawberry and everybody know strawberry strawberry iz tha neighborhood hodo any thing for a hit or 2 give tha bitch a rock she'll fuck the whole damn crew it might be yo wife and it might make u sick come home and see her mouth on tha dopeman's dick strawberry just look and you'll see her But don't fuck around she'll give you ghonnorhea if people out there ain't hip to the fact strawberry iz a girl selling pussy 4 crack
dope man dope man hey man give me a hit dope man dope man hey yo man fuck that shit dope man dope man in yo face hey yo dre kick in tha bass
if you smoke 'cane you'e a stupid motherfucka...known around the hood as the schoolyard cluckadoin' that crack with all the monkey ya goton yo hands and knees searchin for a piece of rockjonzing for a hit and you looking for moreDoug stole a Alpine of out Eazy's 6-4you need yo ass whooped cause it's out of this earthcan't get a 10 piece need a dolla fifty's worthknucklehead nigga yeah you turned into a crookbut swear up and down boy that you aint hookedyou beat your friend up and you whooped his ass longcause he hit the pipe till the rock was all goneyou robbin and stealin', bugging and illin' while the dope man's dealingwhat is killin' your pain, cocaine, this shit's insaneyo, E, she's a berry lets run a train
Man, I wouldn't touch that bitch
Me niether Ho go home and wash out yo beaverand niggas out there messing up people's healthyo what the fuck yo gotta say for yourself
Well i'm the dopeman yeah boy wear coduoroymonkey up to here but unemployedyou keep smoking that rock and my pocket's getting bigger...
Yo, got that five-0 double up nigga
Yeah high rollin big monkey i'm foldinbitch on my tip for the dick i'm holdinstrong strawberry jockin me so earlyho you want a hit you gotta get your knees dirtywell that's my life that how it's cut
Hey dope man...
..bitch shut the fuck upgotta make a run it's a big monkey dealgankers got the fake but you can get the real from the
dope man, dope manyeah that's medope man, dope manyo can i get a G?dope man, dope manclock as much as he canfuck this shit, who am i?THE DOPE MAN!
yo mr dope man you think your slickyou sold crack 2 my sister and now shes sick but if she happens 2 die becuzz of yo drug i'm puttin in yo culo a 38 slug
― Mike Dixn (Mike Dixon), Friday, 4 February 2005 17:14 (nineteen years ago) link
― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 4 February 2005 17:14 (nineteen years ago) link
― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Friday, 4 February 2005 17:15 (nineteen years ago) link
I had college roommates who would have been in heaven in that were true for them...
― JC-L (JC-L), Friday, 4 February 2005 17:16 (nineteen years ago) link
― Paul Eater (eater), Friday, 4 February 2005 17:16 (nineteen years ago) link
― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 4 February 2005 17:17 (nineteen years ago) link
― Alienus Quam Reproba (blueski), Friday, 4 February 2005 17:17 (nineteen years ago) link
― Alienus Quam Reproba (blueski), Friday, 4 February 2005 17:18 (nineteen years ago) link
If you got the monkey hunky, I got the time.
― Chris O., Friday, 4 February 2005 17:18 (nineteen years ago) link
― Mike Dixn (Mike Dixon), Friday, 4 February 2005 17:19 (nineteen years ago) link
I may have to put that on my family crest.
― Austin (Austin), Friday, 4 February 2005 17:20 (nineteen years ago) link
― Paul Eater (eater), Friday, 4 February 2005 17:21 (nineteen years ago) link
― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 4 February 2005 17:22 (nineteen years ago) link
― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 4 February 2005 17:23 (nineteen years ago) link
― Paul Eater (eater), Friday, 4 February 2005 17:24 (nineteen years ago) link
― Paul Eater (eater), Friday, 4 February 2005 17:28 (nineteen years ago) link
― Si Carter (Si Carter), Friday, 4 February 2005 18:18 (nineteen years ago) link
― DJ Mencap0))), Friday, 4 February 2005 18:21 (nineteen years ago) link
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 February 2005 18:26 (nineteen years ago) link
― Paul Eater (eater), Friday, 4 February 2005 18:39 (nineteen years ago) link
Here she comes now Say, Monkey, Monkey Shoot 'em down Turn around Come on, Monkey Hey, she give me love And I feel all right, now You gotta toss and turn In the middle of the night
And I feel all right I say, yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah) Yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah) You make me feel (Monkey, Monkey) so (Monkey, Monkey) Good (Monkey, Monkey) yeah (Monkey, Monkey) So good (Monkey, Monkey) All right (Monkey, Monkey) Come on (Monkey, Monkey) All right, baby (Monkey, Monkey) Say, yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah) Yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah) yeah
Wake me Shake me Monkey, Monkey Shot gun Get it done Come on, Monkey Don't stop cookin' It feels so good, yeah Hey-eey, but don't stop, now Hey, come on, Monkey Come on, Monkey Yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah) Yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah) Well, you make me feel (Monkey, Monkey) so (Monkey, Monkey) Good (Monkey, Monkey) yeah (Monkey, Monkey) all right (Monkey, Monkey) Come on (Monkey, Monkey) So good (Monkey, Monkey) All right (Monkey, Monkey) I say, yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah) Yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah) Oooooooooh
(Oooh, I love you Monkey, Mo, Mo, Monkey) So good (Oooh, I love you Monkey, Mo, Mo, Monkey) So fine (Oooh, I love you Monkey, Mo, Mo, Monkey) All right (Oooh, I love you Monkey Monkey) Say, Monkey Monkey Yeah (yeah) Everybody (yeah) Yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah) Yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah) Come on Come on
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Sunday, 13 February 2005 19:48 (nineteen years ago) link
So, revive.
― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Sunday, 5 March 2006 21:09 (eighteen years ago) link
― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 15 April 2006 21:05 (eighteen years ago) link
What's the colour of monkey?What's the colour of monkey?Don't tell me that you think it's greenWith me you know it's red.
― ant, Saturday, 15 April 2006 22:18 (eighteen years ago) link
Me and my moneyWith a dream and a gunI'm hoping my money don't point that gun at anyoneMe and my moneyLike Butch and the Sundance KidTrying to understand why he did what he didWhy he did what he did
We got the elevator, I hit the 33rd floorWe had a room up top with the panoramic views like nothing you'd ever seenbeforeHe went to sleep in the bidet and when he awokeHe ran his little money fingers through yellow pagesCalled up escort services and ordered some okey dokeForty minutes later there came a knock at the doorIn walked this big bad ass baboon into my bedroom with three money whores'Hi! My name is Sunshine - these are my girlsLace my palm with silver baby and oh yeah, they'll rock your world'So I watched pay-per-view and polished my shoes and my gunWas diggin' old Kurt Cobain sing about lithiumThere came a knock at the door and in walked Sunshine'What's up? You'd better get your ass in here boy, your money's having toomuch of a good time!'
Me and my moneyDrove in search of the sunMe and my moneyDon't point that gun at anyoneMe and my moneyLike Billy The KidTrying to understand why he did what he didWhy he did what he did
Got tickets to see Sheena Easton, the money was highSaid it was a burning ambition to see her before he diedWe left before encores, he couldn't sit stillSheena was a blast baby but my money was illWe went to play black-jack, kept hitting twenty threeCouldn't help but notice this Mexican just staring at meOr was it my money? I couldn't be sureIt's not like you'd never seen a money in rollerblades and dungarees beforeNow don't test my patience 'cause we're not about to runThat's a bad ass money boy and he's packing a gun'My name is Rodriguez', he says with death in his eye'I've been chasing you for a long time amigos, and now your money's gonna die!'
Me and my moneyDrove in search of the sunMe and my moneyWe don’t wanna kill no MexicanBut we got ten itchy fingersOne thing to declareWhen the money is highYou do not stareYou do not stareYou do not stare
Looks like we got ourselves a Mexican standoff here boyhuh...And I ain’t about to runPut your gun down boyhuh huh...How did I get mixed up with this fucking money anyhow?
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Saturday, 15 April 2006 22:27 (eighteen years ago) link
― AaronHz (AaronHz), Saturday, 15 April 2006 22:57 (eighteen years ago) link
You don't have to talk all nightI'm a man who can't say noYou don't have to twist my armJust point me where you want to go
Take me to the action, take me to the trackTake me to a party if they're bettin' in the backI've been working all my life, can't afford to waitLet me call my wife so I can tell her I'll be late
I want the easy, easy monkeyEasy monkey, I could get luckyOh, things could go rightI want the easy, easy monkeyEasy monkey, maybe this one timeMaybe tonight
You don't have to try too hardI don't need a song and danceI don't need an invitationIf you've got a game of chance
Take me to the tables, take me to the fightsRun me like the numbers, roll me like the diceWhen you're counting on a killing, always count me inTalk me into losin' just as long as I can win
I want the easy, easy monkeyEasy monkey, I want the good timesOh, I never hadI want the easy, easy monkeyOh, I want the good lifeI want it bad
Easy monkey, you say I fool myselfBut better me than being a fool for someone elseI got a hot slot machine of a system ready to go...Easy monkey, I got a one-track mindAnd a good reputation laying on the lineI'll either come back a bum or a kingBaby I don't know
You don't have to start a fightI'm a man who can't say noIf you've got a little risky businessJust point me where you want to go
Take me to the power, take me to the heatTake me to the cleaners if it's open to the streetSomething's got to pay off, something's got to breakSomeone's got a fortune that they're begging me to take
I want the easy, easy monkeyEasy monkey, I could get luckyThings could go rightI want the easy, easy monkeyEasy monkey, maybe just this timeOh maybe tonight
Easy monkey, oh, I don't want no hard cashI just want the easy monkey...oh...I could get lucky
― dr lulu (dr lulu), Saturday, 15 April 2006 23:03 (eighteen years ago) link
― beat club (beat club), Saturday, 15 April 2006 23:08 (eighteen years ago) link
You call me up, and then talk about monkeys!You call me up and then talk about monkeys!
I don't want to hear any more about monkeys!
― xgurggleglgllg (xgurggleglgllg), Sunday, 16 April 2006 01:42 (eighteen years ago) link
― xgurggleglgllg (xgurggleglgllg), Sunday, 16 April 2006 01:44 (eighteen years ago) link
― Doctor Casino (Doctor Casino), Monday, 17 April 2006 02:05 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dr. Rodney's Original Savannah Band (R. J. Greene), Thursday, 18 May 2006 18:29 (seventeen years ago) link
― kornrulez6969 (TCBeing), Thursday, 18 May 2006 18:35 (seventeen years ago) link
― darin (darin), Thursday, 18 May 2006 18:47 (seventeen years ago) link
― Gerard (Gerard), Thursday, 18 May 2006 19:03 (seventeen years ago) link
Monkey on the dresser Drive a kompressor Top notch hoes get the most not the lesser
― Oilyrags, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 20:11 (sixteen years ago) link
We've done "monkey". Now change "money" to "mommy".
― Nubbelverbrennung, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 20:29 (sixteen years ago) link
i get monkey monkey i got stunts call me honey and i feel real hot
― and what, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 20:30 (sixteen years ago) link
"Payday's comin' Clean monkey Clean monkey"
― ellaguru, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 20:38 (sixteen years ago) link
damn, dirty monkey know how to treat the girls
― ciderpress, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 21:27 (sixteen years ago) link
On the monkey go round, the monkey go round, You wanna get off but it won't slow down
― Eazy, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 22:04 (sixteen years ago) link
Will you walk awayFrom a fool and his monkey?
^^^ still my favorite - this really paints a scene, this destitute street performer trying to win the eye of this girl.
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 13 May 2009 23:44 (fourteen years ago) link
"Monkey Is Not Our God" "What Do You Do for Monkey, Honey?" "Holy Monkey""Monkey is Flesh"
― Alex in NYC, Wednesday, 13 May 2009 23:48 (fourteen years ago) link
Who needs a house out in Hackensack?Is that all you get for your monkey?
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 14 May 2009 00:45 (fourteen years ago) link
Free monkey! Free monkey! Free monkey! (repeat)
― giving a shit when it isn't your turn to give a shit (sarahel), Thursday, 14 May 2009 00:48 (fourteen years ago) link
Put your monkey in the bankit's the only way to save it
― giving a shit when it isn't your turn to give a shit (sarahel), Thursday, 14 May 2009 00:51 (fourteen years ago) link
All I wanna do isBLAM BLAM BLAM BLAMand a CH-CHINGand take your monkey.
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 14 May 2009 01:31 (fourteen years ago) link
A dirty mean man with a shotgun in his handHe said 'gimme your monkey please'He said 'gimme your monkey please'Wasn't that strange, wasn't that strange, indeed?He said 'gimme your monkey please'
― Julio Afrokeluchie, Thursday, 14 May 2009 04:24 (fourteen years ago) link
Tweeter and the money manwere hard up for cash
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 14 May 2009 05:02 (fourteen years ago) link
best thread ever
This money's gone to heaven
― Nasty British and Short (hmmmm), Thursday, 14 May 2009 07:20 (fourteen years ago) link
Gimme some Monkey! (go Nigel go!)
― Nate Carson, Thursday, 14 May 2009 07:37 (fourteen years ago) link
Little Judy's trying to watch "top of the pops"But mum and dad are fighting don't they ever stop,She take down her coat and walks out on the street,It's cold on that road, but it's got that home beat,Deep down in her pockets she finds 50p.,Now is that any way for a young girl to be,"I'm gonna get out of school work in some factory,Work all the hours God gave me get myself a little easy monkey"Now, now, now na na.
― james k polk, Thursday, 14 May 2009 07:44 (fourteen years ago) link
Monkey, it's a tripdon't give me none of that goodygoodygood bullshit
― Mark G, Thursday, 14 May 2009 08:26 (fourteen years ago) link
This money's gone to heaven!
*viceversalist post*
― t**t, Thursday, 14 May 2009 09:18 (fourteen years ago) link
(and only 2 hours old!)
― Mark G, Thursday, 14 May 2009 09:32 (fourteen years ago) link
He was adding the harmonies.
― Enemy Insects (NickB), Thursday, 14 May 2009 09:34 (fourteen years ago) link
Gorilla Got me - The Kinks
― Enemy Insects (NickB), Thursday, 14 May 2009 09:38 (fourteen years ago) link
Harmonkeys surely?
― Dante ... Bruno . Vico .. Passantino (Tom D.), Thursday, 14 May 2009 09:49 (fourteen years ago) link
Out of college, monkey's bentSee no future, pay no rentAll the monkeys gone, nowhere to go
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 14 May 2009 11:35 (fourteen years ago) link
Why can't you do it?Why can't you set your money free?Always giving into itDo you love your money or do you love me?Why can't you do itWhy do I have to share my baby with a'money?
― Geir Hongro, Thursday, 14 May 2009 12:53 (fourteen years ago) link
Everybody's got something to hide except for me and my money.
*viceversalist post no.2*
― t**t, Thursday, 14 May 2009 16:37 (fourteen years ago) link
You don't need a primateJust to hang aroundBut if you've got a Mandrill,won't you lay your monkey down?
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 14 May 2009 18:03 (fourteen years ago) link
I've got 90,000 chimps in my pajamasI've got 40,000 vervets in my fridgeI've got lots of lovely lemursNow the gibbon's getting dearerAnd my bonobos would buy the Brooklyn BridgeThere is nothing quite as wonderful as monkeys...
Bushbaby, bushbaby give me you handFrom July to the end of September...
― Hideous Lump, Friday, 15 May 2009 04:34 (fourteen years ago) link
She's so fine, there's no telling where the monkey went
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 20:59 (ten years ago) link
(kind of want to do this thread all over but with "mummy")
monkey monkey monkeymust be funny^H^H^H^H^H funkyin a rich man's worldi like that one a lot
― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, February 4, 2005 11:28 AM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
When I was little - like 7 or 8, I guess - my mother used to listen to ABBA and I actually thought these WERE the lyrics. Or at least I thought it was, "All the things I could do, if I had a little monkey, in a rich man's world." All I could think was, "Why does she want a little monkey? How would that help?"
― Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 21:04 (ten years ago) link
Rich men might pay to see the monkey do tricks or something... see also "fool and his monkey" above.
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 21:28 (ten years ago) link
No romance without financeNo romance without finance
Boy, nothin' in life is freeThat's why I'm askin' you what can you do for meI've got responsibilitiesSo I'm lookin' for a man who's got some monkey in his hands
― conkers, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 21:56 (ten years ago) link
Monkey in my pocket but I just can't get no love(The love I have in mind is very very hard to find...)
― Dr X O'Skeleton, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 21:58 (ten years ago) link
Well they got an apartment with deep-pile carpetsAnd a couple of paintings from SearsA big water bed that they bought with the breadThey had saved for a couple of yearsThey started to fight when the monkey got tightAnd they just didn't count on the tears
― Set the Ctrl-Alt-Del for the heart of the sun (SlimAndSlam), Sunday, 24 November 2013 13:58 (ten years ago) link