Every huge artist has their "New Jersey" - a huge event album that ultimately feels a bit hollow & signals a career decline

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from the Lady Gaga ARTPOP thread:

i have a theory that every super popular artist has a "New Jersey" - like Bon Jovi's album New Jersey -- where it's still super popular and even more popular than the albums that preceded it but there's some sense that the gig is up.

― Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, August 7, 2012 11:21 AM (41 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^
that'd be a nice thread (if it doesn't already exist)!

― mr.raffles, Tuesday, August 7, 2012 11:24 AM (38 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

btw dudes i was like a kid when New Jersey came out...but even me as just a fan, i kinda *wanted* to like New Jersey as much, and there was some sense that it was a "big deal" and i should like it and i bought the cassette but i think we all could sense it just wasn't *as good*...i'm not sure what critics thought but i bet they did, i didn't read reviews or have access to them.

so i wasn't talking critically.

but anyway like as time goes by you'll find that people going to gaga show would be way more jazzed about like "bad romance" than "edge of glory"...

like I'm trying to think of another example....Graduation is Kanye's New Jersey.....that's another example....

― Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, August 7, 2012 11:40 AM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You're black, white, beige, POLLa descent: Lady Gaga - Born This Way (poll)

― lex pretend, Tuesday, August 7, 2012 11:46 AM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and people get on me about MY poll titles!

(j/k, i am curious to see how this one turns out...)

― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, August 7, 2012 11:49 AM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Graduation is Kanye's New Jersey.....that's another example....

I think it's a stronger case to say 808s was his New Jersey

― keeping things contextual (DJP), Tuesday, August 7, 2012 11:50 AM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i think of a band's New Jersey as their bigger but hollower victory lap album so def Graduation not 808s

― da croupier, Tuesday, August 7, 2012 11:54 AM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"bigger" meaning bombast not necessarily sales

― da croupier, Tuesday, August 7, 2012 11:55 AM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

NJ had five top tens including two #1's and except for "Bad Medicine" they've all vanished from the face of the earth

― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, August 7, 2012 11:55 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fuck that noise "I'll Be There For You" will always be there for me

― da croupier, Tuesday, August 7, 2012 11:56 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Born To Be My Baby" and "Lay Your Hands On Me" are definitely arena filler though

― da croupier, Tuesday, August 7, 2012 11:56 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

all i remember about "living in sin" is that the video seemed risque when i last saw it in elementary school

― da croupier, Tuesday, August 7, 2012 11:57 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

omg I had completely blocked "Living In Sin" from my memory

― keeping things contextual (DJP), Tuesday, August 7, 2012 11:57 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

parents got upset when "Living in Sin" showed two mulleted youths defying society and good fashion taste and I think MTV banned it from playing during daylight hours or something

― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, August 7, 2012 11:57 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

seriously mad at all of you right now, gah

you are ruining my JAMC because all I can hear over "Catchfire" is the chorus to "Living In Sin"

― keeping things contextual (DJP), Tuesday, August 7, 2012 11:58 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

To be a New Jersey:
- follow-up to a huge, (possibly) defining record
- has less and/or smaller hits than prev album - or - hits based more on momentum than appeal
- brings with it the feeling that the NEXT record (if there is one) will see the bottom fall out (relatively speaking)

Sound about right?

I'll go ahead and nominate 'Here's to Future Days.'

― mr.raffles, Tuesday, August 7, 2012 12:00 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

then I nominate Huey Lewis and the News' Fore!.

― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, August 7, 2012 12:01 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^ SO otm

― mr.raffles, Tuesday, August 7, 2012 12:01 PM (38 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Did Around the World in a Day feel that way in '85?

― Eric H., Tuesday, August 7, 2012 12:02 PM (28 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:04 (eleven years ago) link

Fore! is the fourth album by American rock band Huey Lewis and the News, released in 1986 (see 1986 in music). The album hit number one on the Billboard 200 album chart and contained five top-ten Billboard Hot 100 singles, including the number-one hits: "Stuck with You" and "Jacob's Ladder."

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:04 (eleven years ago) link

this is American Life in a nutshell

keeping things contextual (DJP), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:05 (eleven years ago) link

or wait, is it Music? I think actually Music is the album that qualifies

I'm so bad at this

keeping things contextual (DJP), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:06 (eleven years ago) link

ZZ TOP - Afterburner

mr.raffles, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:07 (eleven years ago) link

are we conflating "victory lap" albums with Huge Event Albums That Ultimately Feel Shallow?

cuz Music feels like both!

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:07 (eleven years ago) link

Cher - Heart of Stone

mr.raffles, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:09 (eleven years ago) link

how i phrased it in the other thread:

it's just an album that survived mostly on zeitgeist and professionalism that in hindsight served as a stopgap before a major drop or left turn

not everyone has one!

da croupier, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:10 (eleven years ago) link

This would technically have to be an album that really DID mark the end of an artist's era, right? Like, we're talking artists that only ascended to the apex once and then fell almost just as fast? If so, Madonna probably doesn't exactly qualify.

Eric H., Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:10 (eleven years ago) link

ZZ TOP - Afterburner

― mr.raffles, Tuesday, August 7, 2012 12:07 PM (49 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^bingo

Dan, for most people Madonna is an 80s artists or an early 90s artists at the very latest....she wasn't huge in pop culture by then, you could make a case for Erotica but i don't think she has a New Jersey.

Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:10 (eleven years ago) link

but either way madonna was no where near her zeitgiest or sales peak on ray of light, which is what i think dan is suggesting?

Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:10 (eleven years ago) link

R.E.M. - Monster

From Wikipedia:
Monster debuted #1 in the US and UK charts. "What's the Frequency, Kenneth?" and "Bang and Blame" were the band's last American Top 40 hits. Their following album New Adventures in Hi-Fi debuted at number two in the US and number one in the UK. The five million copies of the album sold were a reversal of the group's commercial fortunes of the previous five years.

Moka, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:11 (eleven years ago) link

Mj's "bad"

Listen to this, dad (President Keyes), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:11 (eleven years ago) link

Music doesn't count cuz "Don't Tell Me" is like one of her biggest late era hits and people love that album

da croupier, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:11 (eleven years ago) link

Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness.

skip, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:11 (eleven years ago) link

An element of buyer's remorse also factors in. The "I realized one album too late that he/she/they were never all that."

Eric H., Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:11 (eleven years ago) link

it's funny....Watch the Throne ISN'T one of these because of where it fits in their careers, but man does it FEEL like one.

Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:12 (eleven years ago) link

Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness.

― skip, Tuesday, August 7, 2012 12:11 PM (34 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^great example

Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:12 (eleven years ago) link

xpost I mean, that's the pulse reading everyone's giving Born This Way now.

Eric H., Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:12 (eleven years ago) link

Melon Collie has too many fans to count. Plus "1979"!

da croupier, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:13 (eleven years ago) link

Smashing Pumpkins fans aren't saying "oh man I can't even remember those Melon Collie singles"

da croupier, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:13 (eleven years ago) link

interesting though how some bands react to this: so I'd say Rattle & Hum is U2's New Jersey but their best albums came afterward; or am I f'ing this up?

Euler, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:14 (eleven years ago) link

Monster is probably a much better mid 90s example of this though... Mellon Collie certainly has its "hollow" moments but "The End Is The Beginning Is The End" is probably the real beginning of the end for SP.

skip, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:15 (eleven years ago) link

This would technically have to be an album that really DID mark the end of an artist's era, right? Like, we're talking artists that only ascended to the apex once and then fell almost just as fast? If so, Madonna probably doesn't exactly qualify.

well, the thing about being the end of Bon Jovi's era is that it was the end of the era where they got automatic radio play; they still sell out practically every venue they play and every album they've released since Slippery When Wet has hit the top ten, most often #1

so, I feel a lot of this is based on perception rather than actual performance; Ray of Light has sold more copies than Like A Prayer, for example

keeping things contextual (DJP), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:16 (eleven years ago) link

I don't want to admit Monster counts cuz I love it but the sheer number of copies sold back probably defines "buyer's remorse"

Rattle & Hum probably counts in that it was definitely followed by a left turn and people today would be like "um, Angel In Harlem was a top 20 hit? Really?"

da croupier, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:16 (eleven years ago) link

I get the sense artists don't recover from their New Jersey.

Eric H., Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:16 (eleven years ago) link

Dancing on the Ceiling - Lionel Richie

mr.raffles, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:18 (eleven years ago) link

xpost - Monster is, in many ways, the iconic Used CD.

on an indie rock level:

The Shins - Chutes too Narrow

interesting though how some bands react to this: so I'd say Rattle & Hum is U2's New Jersey but their best albums came afterward; or am I f'ing this up?

― Euler, Tuesday, August 7, 2012 12:14 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah but Rattle & Hum is a New Jersey...U2 just did the trick of pulling a Kid A after a New Jersey

Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:18 (eleven years ago) link

haha raffles is good at this

Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:18 (eleven years ago) link

Bon Jovi has certainly had a ton of hits and made a ton of cash since but it was definitely a game changer. Madonna doesn't quite work because basically she was Queen Shit and aging gracefully (with a mild mis-step around Erotica) and then made American Life.

da croupier, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:18 (eleven years ago) link

Human touch/Lucky town

Listen to this, dad (President Keyes), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:19 (eleven years ago) link

well, the thing about being the end of Bon Jovi's era is that it was the end of the era where they got automatic radio play; they still sell out practically every venue they play and every album they've released since Slippery When Wet has hit the top ten, most often #1

Maybe then it's less a signpost of "career decline" and more a mass discovery of career limits that didn't previously seem obvious/relevant.

Eric H., Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:19 (eleven years ago) link

Mj's "bad"

I would say it's probably Dangerous, that was MJ's first CD-length album and clearly was meant to be the start of a new era, free from QJ, on to a different sound, etc. etc. And there were a ton of singles from it but compared to Off the Wall, Thriller, and Bad, only maybe one of them is still ubiquitous today (and that one is one of his most routinely mocked).

frogbs, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:19 (eleven years ago) link

Even less-huge artists have this. e.g., Replacements and Don't Tell a Soul.

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:20 (eleven years ago) link

Genesis - I Can't Dance (in re: the career of Phil Collins)

da croupier, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:20 (eleven years ago) link

Don Henley - The End of the Innocence

Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:20 (eleven years ago) link

that album still has a lot of respect for a Don Henley album - in Don's career I'd argue Eagles' Hell Freezes Over

da croupier, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:21 (eleven years ago) link

Wait a sec, what about NIN - The Fragile

frogbs, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:21 (eleven years ago) link

nice one frogbs

skip, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:22 (eleven years ago) link

yeah but i don't think a New Jersey is necessarily terrible or even critical reviled, it can be good and popular etc but there's this inexpressible sense that the era of this artist is slipping away even as they are super popular at the moment.

Wait a sec, what about NIN - The Fragile

― frogbs, Tuesday, August 7, 2012 12:21 PM (58 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^this would be a great pick but Trent lets too much time go in between albums, it was a different era when he reemerged, but if it were like a year or two after the downward spiral i'd be totally on board

Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:23 (eleven years ago) link

thing is, an album like End Of The Innocence or Melon Collie isn't loaded with the sense of somebody slipping away, it's just the last album they made before it happened.

da croupier, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:24 (eleven years ago) link

and with the pumpkins it's more like Madonna where they had to go and push the envelope too far on the next album

da croupier, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:25 (eleven years ago) link

Mellencamp "Lonesome Jubilee"

chr1sb3singer, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:25 (eleven years ago) link

ultimately i am not the world's foremost don henley expert....so i will defer.

melon collie DID have some hits, and at least one (1979) that's beloved, but man even at the time that was a fucking SLOG

Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:25 (eleven years ago) link

I hate myself for writing this but... Wild Mood Swings

keeping things contextual (DJP), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:26 (eleven years ago) link

INXS - Welcome to Wherever You Are

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:26 (eleven years ago) link

Mellencamp "Lonesome Jubilee"

― chr1sb3singer, Tuesday, August 7, 2012 12:25 PM (28 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^good one

Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:26 (eleven years ago) link

I hate myself for writing this but... Wild Mood Swings

― keeping things contextual (DJP), Tuesday, August 7, 2012 1:26 PM (10 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wouldnt wish be a better examp

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:26 (eleven years ago) link

I wish Weezer's Make Believe had been one of these but they are just as popular as ever.

skip, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:26 (eleven years ago) link

this would be a great pick but Trent lets too much time go in between albums, it was a different era when he reemerged, but if it were like a year or two after the downward spiral i'd be totally on board

I see what you mean, this is why I didn't really want to mention Human After All because the follow-up to Discovery would have been huge had it came out in 2003. But The Fragile still sold boatloads.

frogbs, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:27 (eleven years ago) link

wouldnt wish be a better examp

NO SHUT UP I HATE YOU

keeping things contextual (DJP), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:27 (eleven years ago) link

yeah weezer's thing is too weird because their Led Zeppelin IV was perceived as a New Jersey when it came out and then things changed a few years later.

Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:27 (eleven years ago) link

wouldnt wish be a better examp

NO SHUT UP I HATE YOU

― keeping things contextual (DJP), Tuesday, August 7, 2012 12:27 PM (4 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha your anger just confirms that Wish is a New Jersey.

Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:28 (eleven years ago) link

THE ALBUM EVERYONE LOVES followed by THE ALBUM EVERYONE BOUGHT followed by THE PROOF THINGS DONE CHANGED

with New Jersey in the middle - so albums that are adored by the fanbase (like Melon Collie) can't really qualify

da croupier, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:28 (eleven years ago) link

Fatboy Slim - Halfway Between the Gutter and the Stars is another one, maybe FBS was never really "huge" per se but that was the "wait, why did we make such a big deal out of this guy" moment

frogbs, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:28 (eleven years ago) link

wouldnt wish be a better examp

NO SHUT UP I HATE YOU

― keeping things contextual (DJP), Tuesday, August 7, 2012 12:27 PM (4 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha your anger just confirms that Wish is a New Jersey.

― Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, August 7, 2012 1:28 PM (33 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lolll

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:29 (eleven years ago) link

You're right, I think REM and NIN fit that pattern though.

skip, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:29 (eleven years ago) link

it's actually a real accomplishment to get a New Jersey - a lot of bands miss their window and go straight to PROOF THINGS DONE CHANGED

da croupier, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:29 (eleven years ago) link

WMS still went gold in the US

Bloodflowers then went gold in... Switzerland

keeping things contextual (DJP), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:29 (eleven years ago) link

Phil Collins "...But Seriously"

chr1sb3singer, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:30 (eleven years ago) link

I am totally losing this argument aren't I

keeping things contextual (DJP), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:30 (eleven years ago) link

Frankie Goes To Hollywood - Liverpool. Or maybe even Welcome To The Pleasuredome, I remember the expectation around the album was huge but it seemed like a Grand Statement that fell pretty flat.

This is a UK thing btw.

don't slip in mud (Matt #2), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:30 (eleven years ago) link

it's actually a real accomplishment to get a New Jersey - a lot of bands miss their window and go straight to PROOF THINGS DONE CHANGED

^^^ this

Eric H., Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:30 (eleven years ago) link

hmm maybe downward spiral is the new jersey? but it's probably too good.

Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:31 (eleven years ago) link

NIN wasn't really huge until that album, though

frogbs, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:31 (eleven years ago) link

I feel like some people aren't getting that a New Jersey isn't a flop, and isn't an album that still makes Best of the Decade lists

da croupier, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:32 (eleven years ago) link

I guess I could say Songs of Faith and Devotion? DM sales are kind of weirdly constant tho, esp in German-speaking countries

keeping things contextual (DJP), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:32 (eleven years ago) link

I think this theory explains many of the things I love about Born This Way. Being massively, zeitgeisty huge and still violently underrated and undervalued is tons of fun.

Eric H., Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:32 (eleven years ago) link

I feel like some people aren't getting that a New Jersey isn't a flop, and isn't an album that still makes Best of the Decade lists

Right, no one will admit to either liking it, even though they own or owned it.

Eric H., Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:33 (eleven years ago) link

either

Eric H., Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:33 (eleven years ago) link

Fairweather Motherfucking Johnson

One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:34 (eleven years ago) link

Pearl Jam - Vs.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:35 (eleven years ago) link

Afterburner is perfect - it was still a HIT ALBUM, but nobody loves it like Eliminator and by the next one the moment clearly passed. A key symptom of a New Jersey is to look at at the singles and see if you're surprised how high they charted.

Like say Cyndi Lauper's True Colors featuring the #3 hit "Change Of Heart"

da croupier, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:36 (eleven years ago) link

Stankonia

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:36 (eleven years ago) link

Sgt Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band

da croupier, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:36 (eleven years ago) link

A "New Jersey" is a big album (sometimes huge) that is basically only big becuz it is cresting on the interia of the previous record.

chr1sb3singer, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:37 (eleven years ago) link

If he didn't die..."In Utero" would have been Nirvana's "New Jersey"

chr1sb3singer, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:38 (eleven years ago) link

excuse me, waiter, i specifically asked for no challops

da croupier, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:39 (eleven years ago) link

Manic Street Preachers - This Is My Truth Tell Me Yours

Gavin, Leeds, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:39 (eleven years ago) link

Ha, but still, all my friends were kind of over Nirvana before he died! It's a great record though

xpost

chr1sb3singer, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:40 (eleven years ago) link

Floyd's The Final Cut went platinum in the USA & was #1 in the UK, I'll put it forward

Euler, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:40 (eleven years ago) link

Dancing on the Ceiling - Lionel Richie

― mr.raffles, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 1

yes

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:40 (eleven years ago) link

I'd think there was a Sting album that fit this criteria, but Ten Summoner's Tales is really one of his best and Mercury Falling was a commercial disaster.

frogbs, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:41 (eleven years ago) link

Totally "The Final Cut", do people even know that record exists anymore?

chr1sb3singer, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:41 (eleven years ago) link

A friend with whom I'm IM'ing said "Tunnel of Love" but that's not quite right

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:41 (eleven years ago) link

PE's Greatest Misses felt this way to me at the time, but I don't know what its sales were like.

Euler, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:42 (eleven years ago) link

Songs of Faith & Devotion is a good one. Not Rattle & Hum though - nobody would ever be under the impression that Joshua Tree had been supplanted. (that's the point, right? It looks for a while like the blockbuster's been beaten, then it ... just hasn't)

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:42 (eleven years ago) link

I thought of "Tunnel of Love" but yeah it's not quite right, a "New Jersey" isn't a flop exactly, more like no one realizes it is a flop until they've owned it for six months

chr1sb3singer, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:43 (eleven years ago) link

Cheap Trick- Dream Police

You got killer single and George Martin- should have been their victory lap and it was popular but they had kinda lost something and the slide to the state fair starts.

earlnash, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:43 (eleven years ago) link

oh I think R&H is a perfect example!

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:43 (eleven years ago) link

I gotta say, this is basically the perfect ILM thread

frogbs, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:43 (eleven years ago) link

Tribe Called Quest - Beats, Rhymes, and Life

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:44 (eleven years ago) link

Like say Cyndi Lauper's True Colors featuring the #3 hit "Change Of Heart"

wtf are you talking about, that is not a surprise at all

surprising is seeing that "I Drove All Night" hit #6

keeping things contextual (DJP), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:44 (eleven years ago) link

Tribe Called Quest - Beats, Rhymes, and Life

omg this is super OTM

keeping things contextual (DJP), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:44 (eleven years ago) link

Blur - The Great Escape

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:44 (eleven years ago) link

True Colors also, erm, had a #1 single that unfortunately hasn't disappeared

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:44 (eleven years ago) link

We have different working definitions of "huge event album."

Eric H., Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:45 (eleven years ago) link

sorry I was not under the impression people still liked True Colors

da croupier, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:46 (eleven years ago) link

cyndi's third album didn't even go gold so if True Colors is just too damn good an album to be a New Jersey she doesn't have one

da croupier, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:47 (eleven years ago) link

Tusk was one of these, and then it got released

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:47 (eleven years ago) link

R.E.M. - Monster

Insanity itself -- it's obviously AUTOMATIC FOR THE PEOPLE, which seemed huge at the time, but let's face it, in retrospect, R.E.M. as a hitmaker is "the band who recorded Losing My Religion" not "the band who recorded Drive." It sold a lot of copies at the time, though.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:47 (eleven years ago) link

people still rave about Automatic. I love Monster but the "#1 sold-back cd ever" thing is hard to ignore. Wish would qualify if Cure fans had abandoned it but I don't think that's the case.

da croupier, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:48 (eleven years ago) link

eephus otm, and I'd never realised before

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:49 (eleven years ago) link

hit-wise you could talk about "the band who recorded Everybody Hurts"

da croupier, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:49 (eleven years ago) link

Wish would qualify if Cure fans had abandoned it but I don't think that's the case.

This is the main reason why I said Wild Mood Swings

keeping things contextual (DJP), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:50 (eleven years ago) link

actually yeah croup is right about True Colors, insofar as it's a piece of shit that coasted on momentum, and you never hear "What's Going On" and "Change of Heart" anymore.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:50 (eleven years ago) link

you do in my house, buddy

keeping things contextual (DJP), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:51 (eleven years ago) link

I want video of you and the misses slow dancing to "What's Going On"

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:51 (eleven years ago) link

The Verve - Urban Hymns

britpop rules this thread

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:51 (eleven years ago) link

It's obviously not Automatic but Monster seems wrong because people immediately hated that album.

Listen to this, dad (President Keyes), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:52 (eleven years ago) link

Be Hear Now?

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:52 (eleven years ago) link

Be Here Now lol

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:53 (eleven years ago) link

in American Urban Hymns was their only hit album and it looks like Richard Astbury's solo career did quite alright over in the UK so idgi - also don't critics still worship that album?

da croupier, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:53 (eleven years ago) link

Let It Come Down by Spiritualized might fit.

Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:53 (eleven years ago) link

lol Richard Ashcroft, sorry, freudian slip

da croupier, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:55 (eleven years ago) link

Then again, on the metric of "last.fm" plays, people are still listening to "Everybody Hurts," "Man in the Moon," and "Nightswimming" in large numbers -- who knew?

Actually, I think REM just fails to meet this pattern: looks like AFTP sold about as many copies as Out of Time but none of the singles charted higher than 28; "Everybody Hurts" topped at 29, and "Nightswimming," 5th most listened to REM song per last.fm, didn't even crack top 100.

None of these charted as high as "Losing My Religion" or "Shiny Happy People" or, for that matter, "What's the Frequency, Kenneth?" or "Bang and Blame."

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:55 (eleven years ago) link

"What's Going On" isn't a slow dance song!

keeping things contextual (DJP), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:55 (eleven years ago) link

with REM isn't it New Adventures? it was obvious the gig was up but it still sold bucketloads; oh but I guess people on ILM defend this hunk of junk, blah

Euler, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:56 (eleven years ago) link

"What's Going On" isn't a slow dance song!

shows you how long it's been since I heard it. I remember those goopy synths at the beginning

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:56 (eleven years ago) link

with REM isn't it New Adventures? it was obvious the gig was up but it still sold bucketloads

No, because Monster sold as many copies and scored two more singles that charted higher

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:56 (eleven years ago) link

whoops – thought this said Automatic. Time for lunch!

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:57 (eleven years ago) link

yeah & they coasted into New Adventures' sales

xp right!

Euler, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:57 (eleven years ago) link

Out Of Time, Automatic and Monster all sold 4 million copies stateside. New Adventures sold 1 million. Monster is famously the most sold back CD, now gets two-star reviews in publications when it came out to four stars - I hate to admit it but I don't know how it's not "THE ONE EVERYONE BOUGHT"

da croupier, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:57 (eleven years ago) link

Mj's "bad"

^^^ first thing I thought of

wk, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:59 (eleven years ago) link

eephus's crazy REM theory is eating itself

Get wolves (DL), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:59 (eleven years ago) link

you still hear "Bang & Blame" on the radio though; but "Bittersweet Me" was the biggest single on New Adventures and uh

Euler, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:59 (eleven years ago) link

it's not like all the songs from New Jersey are banned from radio

da croupier, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:00 (eleven years ago) link

thread title just does not scan well with chorus of "Hungry Heart"

Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:01 (eleven years ago) link

Billy Ocean - Love Zone

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:02 (eleven years ago) link

why Love Zone and not Tear Down These Walls

da croupier, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:03 (eleven years ago) link

the fact that stipe so strenuously insisted that monster was 'totally punk rock' weighs in favor of its nj-osity

mookieproof, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:04 (eleven years ago) link

Metallica - The Black Album

aspiring barkitect (silverfish), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:04 (eleven years ago) link

only cuz TDTW only managed one massive #1 and the album charted lower.

xxpost

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:04 (eleven years ago) link

Hmm how about In Through The Out Door? Pretty much un-listened to these days, apart from people on ilm obviously.

The album remained on the US top spot for seven weeks and sold three million copies by the end of September 1979.[9] It is also the Led Zeppelin album that has been most weeks on the top of the charts (tied along with Led Zeppelin II). To date, the album has sold six million copies in the US.

don't slip in mud (Matt #2), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:05 (eleven years ago) link

TDDW had a top #3 hit with a cartoon duck in the video, so I don't think that album is a "CLEARLY THINGS HAVE CHANGED" album

da croupier, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:06 (eleven years ago) link

i'd say presence

mookieproof, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:06 (eleven years ago) link

xpost where as the follow-up to TDDW is literally named Time To Move On

da croupier, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:06 (eleven years ago) link

Guns & Roses - Use Your Illusion 1 & 2

aspiring barkitect (silverfish), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:07 (eleven years ago) link

"Bad" didn't follow the exact NJ formula, as it had hits that are still remembered, but there was a definite sense that things had gone sour after OTW and Thriller.

Listen to this, dad (President Keyes), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:07 (eleven years ago) link

silverfish otm

mookieproof, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:08 (eleven years ago) link

Cheap Trick- Dream Police

You got killer single and George Martin- should have been their victory lap and it was popular but they had kinda lost something and the slide to the state fair starts.

― earlnash, Tuesday, August 7, 2012 1:43 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

George Martin didn't produce Dream Police, but did produce the follow-up, All Shook Up (which didn't sell too well, and didn't have any major hits).

Ironically, Dream Police was recorded before At Budokan was released.

Sun? Sun? It's your cousin, Marvin Ra (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:09 (eleven years ago) link

but only one follow-up single scraping into the top twenty and the album stalled at platinum. Love Zone was his last event album.

xpost to croup.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:09 (eleven years ago) link

ok i was only there as a little kid watching billy ocean videos with aliens, cartoon ducks and danny devitos so if you're really sure that the "Event" status of a billy ocean album had been lost and I missed it that's possible.

the thing about the NJ is that it's a bit of a dis. Hard to pin on someone like MJ because it requires implying "The Way You Make Me Feel" or "Remember The Time" was negligible in hindsight and good luck with that.

da croupier, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:11 (eleven years ago) link

Yep, MJ managed to sidestep having a New Jersey, unless the second disc of HIStory being smuggled in as part of a greatest hits counts. Even still, the singles from it are still pretty well regarded.

Eric H., Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:12 (eleven years ago) link

if an artist is consistently good and doesn't have a quality drop-off before a commercial drop-off, they didn't really have a New Jersey.

da croupier, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:12 (eleven years ago) link

i have no idea what "Remember The Time" is, and I'm pretty sure I can sing every single off Thriller, so there's that

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:13 (eleven years ago) link

yeah but you thought Automatic For The People was lost to the sands of time

da croupier, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:14 (eleven years ago) link

Destiny's Child - Survivor

MarkoP, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:16 (eleven years ago) link

oh yeah it was clear Beyonce was in decline after that one

da croupier, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:16 (eleven years ago) link

These are really good points, I think:

Maybe then it's less a signpost of "career decline" and more a mass discovery of career limits that didn't previously seem obvious/relevant.

― Eric H., Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:19 (3 minutes ago) Permalink

It looks for a while like the blockbuster's been beaten, then it ... just hasn't)

― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:42 (11 seconds ago) Permalink

mr.raffles, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:16 (eleven years ago) link

ok i was only there as a little kid watching billy ocean videos with aliens, cartoon ducks and danny devitos so if you're really sure that the "Event" status of a billy ocean album had been lost and I missed it that's possible.

the whole point of this thread is naked geekdom!

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:17 (eleven years ago) link

i have no idea what "Remember The Time" is, and I'm pretty sure I can sing every single off Thriller, so there's that

bingo, Remember is a good single but not something you'll hear often 20 years from now (if you even hear it much today)

frogbs, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:17 (eleven years ago) link

Afterburner, Rattle and Hum and Fore! look like the best contenders so far.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:18 (eleven years ago) link

I picked Monster based on buyer's remorse. The last album that, in retrospective, most people ended up caring about from REM is Automatic for the People which makes Monster the one that signaled the gig was up, it also sold more than its predecessors and successors at the time. It fits perfectly with the criteria of the thread.

Moka, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:18 (eleven years ago) link

The fact that it became the most sold-back album of all time tells you all you need to know. Lots of people bought it and lots of people stopped caring.

Moka, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:19 (eleven years ago) link

xp: except that it's awesome

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:20 (eleven years ago) link

Afterburner, Rattle and Hum and Fore! look like the best contenders so far.

― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, August 7, 2012 2:18 PM (2 minutes ago)

Should totally have the heavyweights compete in a most "New Jersey" poll after this runs its course!

mr.raffles, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:22 (eleven years ago) link

and Dancing on the Ceiling

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:22 (eleven years ago) link

To be a New Jersey:
- follow-up to a huge, (possibly) defining record
- has less and/or smaller hits than prev album - or - hits based more on momentum than appeal
- brings with it the feeling that the NEXT record (if there is one) will see the bottom fall out (relatively speaking)

Def Leppard's "Adrenalize" ... right? Or no?

alpine static, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:23 (eleven years ago) link

definitely

da croupier, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:23 (eleven years ago) link

YES

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:24 (eleven years ago) link

So is it that New Jerseys are way more common in rock than in pop or R&B or that people just expect artists to drop away in the latter 2 genres?

Eric H., Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:24 (eleven years ago) link

i mean it's a little off in that New Jersey was huge and Adrenalize was merely a hit, but shit if MTV didn't play the video for "Make Love Like A Man" a ton anyway

da croupier, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:24 (eleven years ago) link

Yes' Big Generator maybe?

Sun? Sun? It's your cousin, Marvin Ra (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:25 (eleven years ago) link

xposts If so, I love that BTW even sounds like it's trying to be a New Jersey.

Eric H., Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:25 (eleven years ago) link

xp: based more on momentum than appeal, I assume

alpine static, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:25 (eleven years ago) link

In penance for my challopsy stance on REM I would like to nominate Bossa Nova, which charted higher than Doollittle in both the US and UK. I think it's fair to say that "Velouria" and "Dig for Fire" are hardly listened to now compared to the earlier singles, but they were a big deal at the time.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:25 (eleven years ago) link

"Adrenalize" would have been even more of a "New Jersey" if had come out in say 1990 rather then 1992.

"Use Your Illusion 1 & 2" mention'd up thread is so otm it is kind of blowing my mind a bit

chr1sb3singer, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:27 (eleven years ago) link

I can't decide if it's Kid A or the one that came after it.

Clarke B., Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:27 (eleven years ago) link

Seriously, can we refrain from listing albums that sold less than a million copies, much less 5 million?

Eric H., Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:28 (eleven years ago) link

idk if i had a special nose for these or anything but new jersey, adrenalize, and mellon collie all just seemed plain BAD to me at the time

goole, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:28 (eleven years ago) link

Yes' Big Generator maybe?

I remember trying really hard to love "Rhythm of Love" as much as I did "It Can Happen" or "Leave It," but I dunno, this was well outsold by 90125 and had no huge hit like "Owner of a Lonely Heart"

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:28 (eleven years ago) link

Bossanova totally sounds like a low-level Jersey to me

mr.raffles, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:29 (eleven years ago) link

The Pixies discography is too short imho but Bossa Nova could definitely fit in this thread.

Moka, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:29 (eleven years ago) link

I don't know how general consensus had it, this kind of thought applied to Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots for me for a while, until Embryonic brought something new. But since there's (surprisingly to me) only one album in between it muddies it a bit - with the novelty band ubiquitousness they managed to maintain over a fairly long period of not releasing much it feels like there had to have been a couple of other passable but uninteresting Yoshimi-style albums in there somewhere.

(500) Days of Sodom (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:30 (eleven years ago) link

yeah I get Eric's "actual hit please" request but in hindsight Doolittle is clearly a bigger deal than Bossanova and the only people who even talk about Trompe Le Monde are people who thought the Pixies were consistently awesome (like me).

da croupier, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:30 (eleven years ago) link

Journey - Frontiers
REO Speedwagon - Good Trouble
Foreigner - Agent Provocateur
Styx - Kilroy Was Here

don't slip in mud (Matt #2), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:31 (eleven years ago) link

Paula Abdul - Spellbound

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:31 (eleven years ago) link

hah perfect

da croupier, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:31 (eleven years ago) link

yeah i don't think the pixies qualify here but frank black's solo career sure does. maybe his first solo album? idk

goole, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:32 (eleven years ago) link

I dunno how big a deal it was but:

Rolling Stones - Goat's Head Soup

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:32 (eleven years ago) link

Journey's Raised on Radio closer, Matt #2, no?

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:32 (eleven years ago) link

I considered Bossanova my fave Pixies album for a long time. I still love it.

I understand it's not as good as Doolittle, etc., but it's a good record. And if nothing else, I don't think the bottom dropped out on Trompe Le Monde AT ALL. Yeah, there are a couple weak tunes in the second half, but overall it's great, too.

Could be that I just love the Pixies too much to see any of the albums as a NJ.

alpine static, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:33 (eleven years ago) link

though actually the problem with the Pixies is that people weren't saying "oh the pixies they're over" when Trompe Le Monde came out or anything. That album still got them Buzz Bin status and high placement in critic charts - in general maybe it is a good idea to stick to actual chart heavies.

da croupier, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:33 (eleven years ago) link

man those Spellbound singles have vanished, in part, I hope, because everyone realized they were awful

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:33 (eleven years ago) link

I love Spellbound. So it probably deserves to be mentioned in this thread.

Eric H., Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:34 (eleven years ago) link

fwiw, i think keeping this to giant hits a la REM, U2, Def Leppard, etc., makes more sense than something like Frank Black's solo albums...i mean it's hard to even fathom shoehorning "NJ" status on like The Cult of Ray

alpine static, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:34 (eleven years ago) link

Tho in that case, the problem was that it deviated too far from its predecessor. So "coasting off the last one" isn't really in play.

Eric H., Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:34 (eleven years ago) link

and by Cult of Ray I meant Teenager of the Year

alpine static, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:35 (eleven years ago) link

Also, "Rush Rush" gets played about as often as "Opposites Attract" and "The Way That You Love Me" these days, so *shrug*

Eric H., Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:36 (eleven years ago) link

I can't decide if it's Kid A or the one that came after it.

― Clarke B.

You're probably joking but anyhoo:
Hail to the Thief did pretty good on sales and even though we don't know actual sales numbers 'In Rainbows' but it seemed like a big thing at the time. 'Nude' hitted the Top 40 charts (something which they hadn't managed since High and Dry) and it did pretty good with fans and critics. If anything The King of Limbs might be it but you'll have to wait for the next album to be sure.

Moka, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:36 (eleven years ago) link

I think Ministry bricked too hard to qualify here otherwise I'd totally be repping Filth Pig

keeping things contextual (DJP), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:36 (eleven years ago) link

Some people in this thread are confusing the difference between an album they consider bad versus one that gave the overall perception that it was over. I never said Bossanova or Monster were bad albums, I actually like them a lot.

Moka, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:38 (eleven years ago) link

But do you think Bossanova gave the overall perception that it was over? If anything I think Trompe Le Monde did that.

alpine static, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:39 (eleven years ago) link

which it was, of course. sort of. for a while.

alpine static, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:39 (eleven years ago) link

cult acts have a different but similar arc involving albums that seemed like potential breakthroughs that weren't in hindsight, shit like that deserves its own thread

da croupier, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:40 (eleven years ago) link

the ministry pick should be psalm 69 if you were an OG wax trax head but the sales numbers throw that one out, no?

xp hm lotta rules to this thing

goole, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:41 (eleven years ago) link

well as an OG Wax Trax head I'd actually say A Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Taste is the answer but I know no one agrees with me; I did have Psalm 69 in there originally but for whatever reason a lot of people still like that thing

keeping things contextual (DJP), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:42 (eleven years ago) link

But do you think Bossanova gave the overall perception that it was over?

I do, and I think you see a lot of Bossanova in used-CD racks a la Monster.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:42 (eleven years ago) link

someone should have told spin

da croupier, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:43 (eleven years ago) link

also u2

da croupier, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:43 (eleven years ago) link

a lot of people in 1991 missed that the pixies were in decline

da croupier, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:43 (eleven years ago) link

I think Bossa gave the perception that they'd only likely be a marginal concern going forward, rather than breaking through into the mainstream.
In the slipstream of Doolittle, it kinda seemed anything was possible.

That WOULD be a nice separate thread.

mr.raffles, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:43 (eleven years ago) link

Skimming 180+ posts, has anyone said Autoamerican? And does it qualify? Boatloads of people bought it for "Rapture," but many of my early-adopter Blondie-loving friends couldn't really hang with the lounge jazz or the pretensions of a lot of it.

David Allan Cow (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:45 (eleven years ago) link

Tool - Lateralus

Legendary General Cypher Raige (Gukbe), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:46 (eleven years ago) link

any album from this list of albums that sold less than half of their predecessors, including Filth Pig, should probably be out of contention: commercially disappointing major label rock/alternative albums of 1996

some dude, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:47 (eleven years ago) link

Janet Jackson's last blockbuster from her 5 album run of being huge, All For You, probably deserves a mention

some dude, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:49 (eleven years ago) link

I was trying to do Billy Joel, but I'm stymied by the fact that his last two records, which I think of as well past the point where he was at all relevant, were both massive hits and went to #1.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:50 (eleven years ago) link

xpost Totally! Can't believe I didn't think of that one.

Eric H., Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:51 (eleven years ago) link

I'm stymied by the fact that his last two records, which I think of as well past the point where he was at all relevant, were both massive hits and went to #1.

That's part of the definition for being a New Jersey. That they were actually massive in every way but relevance.

Eric H., Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:52 (eleven years ago) link

Storm Front's singles have too much staying power to count, and River Of Dreams might be disqualified for not having a follow-up

some dude, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:53 (eleven years ago) link

Janet Jackson is a slightly unfair case because IMO what actually torpedoed her career was having Justin Timberlake expose her breast piercing to everyone watching the Superbowl halftime show rather than everyone deciding that everything was over when All For You came out, plus the placement for the singles off of it isn't really surprising/shocking

it also didn't help that large chunks of Damita Jo were terrible

keeping things contextual (DJP), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:53 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, sad as it is I think "We Didn't Start The Fire" and "This is the Time" are both part of BJ's permanent record.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:56 (eleven years ago) link

Surely Load is the Metallica entry. Loads of hype, huge event, biggest first week seller of the year (and Metallica's career), and then people listened to the thing and went "...eh." It's not a bad album but the magic is gone, and everything since has been awful.

Leonard Pine, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:57 (eleven years ago) link

I was trying to do Billy Joel, but I'm stymied by the fact that his last two records, which I think of as well past the point where he was at all relevant, were both massive hits and went to #1.

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, August 7, 2012 1:50 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

billy joel is kind of weird because he was very popular in multiple decades and sort of distinctive eras....like the "Uptown Girl: A Tribute to 80's Billy Joel" joke in Step Brothers....

it's like, if Graceland existed in a vacuum in Paul Simon's career, Rhythm of the Saints might be a New Jersey, but obviously you'd have to ignore the rest of his career....

Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:59 (eleven years ago) link

but yeah Use Your Illusion 1 & 2 is sort of so accurate to this thread I'm shocked it took that long to get posted, and why didn't I think of that?

Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 19:00 (eleven years ago) link

how about "the next Fun. album"

alpine static, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 19:00 (eleven years ago) link

it is an endless source of amusement to me that Billy Joel has an album called Storm Front

I keep wanting to googleproof the name

keeping things contextual (DJP), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 19:01 (eleven years ago) link

Janet Jackson is a slightly unfair case because IMO what actually torpedoed her career was having Justin Timberlake expose her breast piercing to everyone watching the Superbowl halftime show rather than everyone deciding that everything was over when All For You came out, plus the placement for the singles off of it isn't really surprising/shocking

it also didn't help that large chunks of Damita Jo were terrible

― keeping things contextual (DJP), Tuesday, August 7, 2012 2:53 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

i think the latter is key here -- the Justin thing didn't help but i don't really envision some scenario where Damito Jo was a success, none of those songs were ever gonna be chart-topping smash hits.

some dude, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 19:01 (eleven years ago) link

Oh btw I'll defer to a goon expert on this for a ruling but I feel like T.I. probably has a New Jersey but I'm not quite sure which one it is.

Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 19:02 (eleven years ago) link

wouldn't the Velvet Rope be Janet Jackson's New Jersey?

Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 19:02 (eleven years ago) link

re: Metallica - Load

I remember people being pretty much immediately disappointed with Load, which doesn't really fit the definition of a New Jersey.

xxxxxpost

aspiring barkitect (silverfish), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 19:03 (eleven years ago) link

T.I. Vs. T.I.P. would be a New Jersey in that it sold well without anyone really liking it or remembering the singles but then Paper Trail came next and was huge

some dude, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 19:03 (eleven years ago) link

incidentally i have a friend who, anytime Bon Jovi is mentions, says something about how huge New Jersey was and every time i'm like "uh pretty sure you mean Slippery When Wet"

some dude, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 19:03 (eleven years ago) link

Ha yes, the Use Your Illusions out-New Jersey New Jersey

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 19:03 (eleven years ago) link

could the new Rick Ross be his New Jersey or was that the last one?

Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 19:04 (eleven years ago) link

I'm probably SO wrong, but for Janet, I'd probably go with "janet."

Looking at the list of singles on wiki, there's a lot of "eh?" there (for me)... and, in the US at least, her follow-up albums/singles didn't feel as effortlessly culturally relevant.

I feel like I believe this, but also feel like I'm grasping a bit. hahaha

mr.raffles, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 19:04 (eleven years ago) link

People were really into Use Your Illusion 1 & 2. Everybody was listening to it and it was all over the radio. But these days when people think about 1991-1992 they just remember Nirvana/Pearl Jam/etc.

aspiring barkitect (silverfish), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 19:05 (eleven years ago) link

They released 10 singles from the Use Your Illusions.

aspiring barkitect (silverfish), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 19:06 (eleven years ago) link

listening to Damita Jo right now, I'm kind of getting the sense that aside from "All Nite (Don't Stop)" they actively chose some of the worst songs on the album to release as singles

I say "some of" because at least they had the sense to not try to release "Strawberry Bounce" as a single

also it's pretty well documented from Janet's/Jermaine's side that the label basically treated them like pariahs and didn't support the album at all after the Superbowl incident, which was only two months before the album was released (and it didn't help that, in the wake of a national nudity scandal, Janet released an album full of "oh hey guess what, everything is dirty dirty sex!" songs)

keeping things contextual (DJP), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 19:06 (eleven years ago) link

re: Metallica - Load

I remember people being pretty much immediately disappointed with Load, which doesn't really fit the definition of a New Jersey.

xxxxxpost

― aspiring barkitect (silverfish), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 20:03 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ah, but they still bought it! Singles performed well too.

Leonard Pine, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 19:07 (eleven years ago) link

also maybe this is an R&B radio vs pop radio thing but Janet was basically omnipresent and inescapable right up until the Superbowl, after which she basically disappeared without a trace until "All Nite (Don't Stop)" got some grudging video play because it's so awesome; she didn't reappear as an artist anyone cared about until "Feedback" and that only lasted for about three weeks

keeping things contextual (DJP), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 19:09 (eleven years ago) link

Did you know SUPPOSED FORMER INFATUATION JUNKIE went triple platinum?

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 19:09 (eleven years ago) link

Although thinking about it I guess Load never did have that THIS IS GREAT! IT REALLY IS! thing going for it before everyone collectively forgot about it.

Leonard Pine, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 19:10 (eleven years ago) link

i would definitely include River Of Dreams. All For You is Janet's if she has one - I like the hits but they do seem slight compared to previous albums.

da croupier, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 19:11 (eleven years ago) link

Argument against River of Dreams: would anyone at the time have thought it likely that it was Joel's last record?

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 19:12 (eleven years ago) link

I would agree All For One would be Janet's, I just don't know if the situation actually works given the whole Superbowl fiasco

Had that not happened, we could be saying that Damita Jo is her New Jersey

keeping things contextual (DJP), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 19:12 (eleven years ago) link

xpost doesn't matter - River was a big hit album with practically no songs anyone gives a shit about and the follow-up was a huuge bomb. admittedly it was a classical album but hey i didn't put a gun to his head

da croupier, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 19:13 (eleven years ago) link

ooh wait, would Sting's Brand New Day count?

keeping things contextual (DJP), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 19:16 (eleven years ago) link

or actually Sacred Love, which I forgot existed and has a song on it that won a Grammy?

keeping things contextual (DJP), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 19:18 (eleven years ago) link

I'm torn on The Eminem Show....it *should* be but I don't know, might just be a crappy followup record to a hit.

Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 19:21 (eleven years ago) link

btw guys i'm listening to New Jersey on Spotify right now

Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 19:22 (eleven years ago) link

yeah eminem show was followed by "lose yourself" so no career decline there

da croupier, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 19:23 (eleven years ago) link

Hard-pressed to say that janet. was coasting on anything.

Eric H., Tuesday, 7 August 2012 19:23 (eleven years ago) link

ooh wait, would Sting's Brand New Day count?

maybe that's the one I'm thinking of. the problem is that Mercury Calling went in between that and Ten Summoner's Tales and his commercial career definitely took a hit there. for a lot of his audience it maybe was The Dream of the Blue Turtles. I think Brand New Day had those moments that were good and the singles off it did well, but there was a feeling of "this is almost certainly going to be his last big single" there

frogbs, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 19:24 (eleven years ago) link

I could buy Velvet Rope being her NJ, tho, in that it did seem to announce that her era was ending (despite the album being as interesting as anything before it).

Eric H., Tuesday, 7 August 2012 19:24 (eleven years ago) link

I don't think Joel's classical album counts as a "followup" and I think the title song from River of Dreams remains pretty inescapable twenty years later.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 19:25 (eleven years ago) link

yeah eminem show was followed by "lose yourself" so no career decline there

― da croupier, Tuesday, August 7, 2012 2:23 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oops yeah forgot about 8 Mile....which is weird because in a way that movie and single is *actually* his high watermark in terms of dominating the culture, even moreso than albums that sold more...

Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 19:27 (eleven years ago) link

i dunno if sting ever had a "everybody bought that and no one knows why" moment on his way to the "nobody cares but your mom" zone.

da croupier, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 19:30 (eleven years ago) link

I can't decide if it's Kid A or the one that came after it.

In strictly commercial terms, Kid A would be the closest (unless it wasn't big enough to qualify) :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radiohead_discography

OK Computer was 3x platinum in the UK and Canada, 2x platinum in the US. Kid A went platinum in all three countries. Amnesiac and every subsequent album only went gold in the US (although Thief went platinum in the UK and they continued to maintain platinum sales in Canada).

EveningStar (Sund4r), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 19:30 (eleven years ago) link

I could buy Velvet Rope being her NJ, tho, in that it did seem to announce that her era was ending (despite the album being as interesting as anything before it).

yeah i don't think it passes the "ultimately feels a bit hollow" test

da croupier, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 19:31 (eleven years ago) link

Radiohead's New Jersey is probably Hail to the Thief

Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 19:35 (eleven years ago) link

it's not all sales or charts or singles guys....a "New Jersey" is a *feeling* too

Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 19:35 (eleven years ago) link

Y E S

mr.raffles, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 19:36 (eleven years ago) link

it's not all sales or charts or singles guys....a "New Jersey" is a *feeling* too

Well, yeah, in that sense, I don't think Radiohead has had a New Jersey. In Rainbows is their best work imo.

EveningStar (Sund4r), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 19:37 (eleven years ago) link

yeah, it's REAL HARD for a critical favorite to have one of these, otherwise they wouldn't be a critical favorite

da croupier, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 19:39 (eleven years ago) link

Love this thread btw. New Jersey was the first album I ever got (that wasn't e.g. something taped off my Mum's friend's kid or something). IIRC, the local album rock station played the whole thing when it came out. Even then, I think I kind of felt that it was an event yet not quite the same as "You Give Love a Bad Name" and "Livin' on a Prayer".

EveningStar (Sund4r), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 19:39 (eleven years ago) link

trying to figure out which Garth Brooks record was his New Jersey...probably Sevens? 10x platinum, but when's the last time you heard "Longneck Bottle" (a #1) on the radio? Plus it's followed by a live album & the Chris Gaines thing.

Euler, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 19:40 (eleven years ago) link

yeah that sounds right

da croupier, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 19:40 (eleven years ago) link

It's too soon to give a nod to Green Day's 21st Century Breakdown but if that new single is any sign of where they're headed, jesus

da croupier, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 19:41 (eleven years ago) link

Is it that a NJ feels a little bit hollow or makes you feel that everything before it was also hollow and you just didn't notice it until NJ came along?

Eric H., Tuesday, 7 August 2012 19:42 (eleven years ago) link

the former, I think. Latter seems overly personal an experience.

da croupier, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 19:43 (eleven years ago) link

Something that was a little surprising for me was the realization that for some Pumpkins fans who were born in the mid-80s (I dated one), the band really starts with Mellon Collie and Adore is a completely beloved album.

To compare, I've totally known young Bon Jovi fans who got on the bus with "Bed of Roses" or "It's My Life" or some shit but I've never known someone whose interest was sparked by New Jersey and has no interest in Slippery When Wet.

EveningStar (Sund4r), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 19:43 (eleven years ago) link

man listening to New Jersey is weird....when I pulled it up on Spotify, the song titles "Born to Be My Baby" and "Living in Sin" didn't even register with me, but hearing them I realized I'd heard them a zillion times.

Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 19:45 (eleven years ago) link

"Born to Be My Baby" was totally my favourite (when I was 9).

EveningStar (Sund4r), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 19:45 (eleven years ago) link

Since it was the first album I got, I know the damn thing inside out. Have really vivid memories of the liner notes, even.

EveningStar (Sund4r), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 19:46 (eleven years ago) link

"Living in Sin" is totally what would happen if Bruce Springsteen wrote "Father Figure" by George Michael

Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 19:46 (eleven years ago) link

That was kind of brilliant!

EveningStar (Sund4r), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 19:46 (eleven years ago) link

was "In the Zone" Britney's New Jersey?

Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 19:47 (eleven years ago) link

what is Tori Amos's New Jersey? The one where the pig is sucking on her boob?

Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 19:47 (eleven years ago) link

Sevens and All For You are otm

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 19:48 (eleven years ago) link

what is Tori Amos's New Jersey? The one where the pig is sucking on her boob?

I dunno: that reocrd and its followup are beloved by her fans!

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 19:48 (eleven years ago) link

I get the logic for In The Zone but it could be argued that Blackout and Circus were still certainly "events" and she's still hitting #1 and making fans happy - plus ITZ has it's fair share of hits (i.e. "Toxic").

da croupier, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 19:50 (eleven years ago) link

Tori Amos has never been in spitting distance of a huge event album

da croupier, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 19:51 (eleven years ago) link

was "In the Zone" Britney's New Jersey?

― Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 20:47 (14 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

But after that album her music suddenly became amazing! A false start New Jersey

Leonard Pine, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 19:52 (eleven years ago) link

actually wow, never realized she hit double platinum - but she's still more of a megacult than a hitmaker

da croupier, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 19:52 (eleven years ago) link

tori, i mean

da croupier, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 19:52 (eleven years ago) link

yeah but hitting number one by then didn't really mean that much.

like using myself as an example, i think for many many people that don't really care either way, "Toxic" is the last Britney Spears song we know about.

Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 19:53 (eleven years ago) link

(wrt britney)

Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 19:53 (eleven years ago) link

How about Black Crowes "Southern Harmony & Musical Companion"?

The album debuted at number 1 on the Billboard 200. The effort spawned the singles "Remedy", "Sting Me", "Thorn in My Pride" and "Hotel Illness", all of which topped the Billboard Album Rock Tracks chart. "Remedy" and "Thorn in My Pride" also charted on the Hot 100 in 1992.

o. nate, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 19:53 (eleven years ago) link

xpost so In The Zone is her New Jersey for older men, is what you're saying

da croupier, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 19:54 (eleven years ago) link

"Toxic" is the last Britney Spears song we know about.

"Toxic" isn't even her biggest hit!

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 19:55 (eleven years ago) link

xp New Green Day album is split into three, two months apart, so it's hard to tell how that will pan out but 21CB has New Jersey written all over it - similar to the one before, only bigger and less good.

I'm no Chili Peppers fan but By the Way or Stadium Arcadium would seem to qualify.

21CB makes me wonder about bands who survive their New Jerseys and how many times they can do it. Like Green Day were in serious trouble but rebounded with American Idiot, now they seem a bit lost again. U2 are the only big band I can think of who rebounded twice (with Achtung Baby and All That You Can't Leave Behind) - three times seems impossible for anyone.

Get wolves (DL), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 19:55 (eleven years ago) link

every generation of rock crits gets the new jersey they deserve

the late great, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 19:56 (eleven years ago) link

Gimme More
Womanizer
Hold It Against Me
Till The World Ends
I Wanna Go

^^^ all bigger than "Toxic" from albums that suddenly got her more respect

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 19:57 (eleven years ago) link

on the other hand it wouldn't surprise me if "Toxic" became her signature song.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 19:58 (eleven years ago) link

I came here to say Mellon Collie, but it's already been said. I adore (pun unintended) that album.

Quickly, take hold of my hand, asshole! (dog latin), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 19:58 (eleven years ago) link

I would agree All For One would be Janet's, I just don't know if the situation actually works given the whole Superbowl fiasco

Had that not happened, we could be saying that Damita Jo is her New Jersey

― keeping things contextual (DJP), Tuesday, August 7, 2012 3:12 PM (45 minutes ago) Bookmark

c'mon there's no song on Damita Jo that could be plausible as a #1 pop hit even w/o the super bowl

some dude, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 19:59 (eleven years ago) link

Thinking out loud here...is "How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb" U2's?

chr1sb3singer, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 20:00 (eleven years ago) link

pastsex/lovesounds

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 20:02 (eleven years ago) link

xp Absolutely. Maybe Pop too but I think that was perceived as a dud right away.

Get wolves (DL), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 20:02 (eleven years ago) link

That might qualify!

xpost

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 20:02 (eleven years ago) link

Pop followed by their second best selling album of the Soundscan era.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 20:02 (eleven years ago) link

c'mon there's no song on Damita Jo that could be plausible as a #1 pop hit even w/o the super bowl

she didn't need a #1, just a top 5; given some of her other hits, "Just A Little While" or "All Nite (Don't Stop)" could conceivably had gotten there if they'd gotten the same type of saturation push that "All For You" and "Someone To Call My Lover" received even considering that at least one is blatantly inferior to those two singles

keeping things contextual (DJP), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 20:03 (eleven years ago) link

yeah Atomic Bomb is good - they really tried hard to worm out another hit off that album after "vertigo" and failed

da croupier, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 20:04 (eleven years ago) link

Listening to Rhythm Nation in the car a couple weeks ago with friends we wondered how Janet's sales and saturation could have so utterly collapsed after 2002 without the record company actively sabotaged her, as someone posted above.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 20:06 (eleven years ago) link

*sabotaging

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 20:07 (eleven years ago) link

xp I'm unsure about the definition here. I was basing it on da croupier's "served as a stopgap before a major drop or left turn", with ATYCLB as the left turn (or right turn). If the only option is a major drop then by definition you can't come back from a New Jersey. But I like records that feel at the time like the beginning of the end but turn out not to be, I guess because they're an encouraging change from the usual narrative of irreversible decline.

Get wolves (DL), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 20:07 (eleven years ago) link

yeah the problem with pop is that it wasn't a stopgap, it was a bomb

da croupier, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 20:08 (eleven years ago) link

what about....

Bowie's Tonight

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 20:08 (eleven years ago) link

xpost so In The Zone is her New Jersey for older men, is what you're saying

― da croupier, Tuesday, August 7, 2012 2:54 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

waiting on a text from someone from a more desirable demographic who doesn't own any silkworm albums

Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 20:12 (eleven years ago) link

True. Forget Pop. Tonight's a good one.

Get wolves (DL), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 20:13 (eleven years ago) link

setting aside the fact that Damita Jo just isn't that great compared to the run of Janet albums preceding it starting with Control, you really can't downplay the effect that zero label support, limited radio play and a blanket ban by MTV on its videos was going to have on the performance of that album

add in the quality of the album and it's even grimmer

keeping things contextual (DJP), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 20:14 (eleven years ago) link

Celebrity Skin

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 20:14 (eleven years ago) link

Actually Bowie might be the only artist with two New Jerseys:

Tonight & Alladin Sane

Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 20:14 (eleven years ago) link

um a lot of people like Aladdin Sane

da croupier, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 20:15 (eleven years ago) link

yeah it's one of his best

the late great, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 20:15 (eleven years ago) link

I'm not sure the concept works before the 80s tbh

Get wolves (DL), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 20:15 (eleven years ago) link

"jean genie", "panic in detroit", etc

what concept?

the late great, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 20:16 (eleven years ago) link

Presence definitely seems like a right answer: IIRC it went #1 on the strength of advance orders but despite the ILM love, when's the last time you heard "Candy Store Rock" or "Tea for One" (as opposed to "Kashmir" or even "Trampled Underfoot")? And then came that goofy pop record.

xposts!

EveningStar (Sund4r), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 20:17 (eleven years ago) link

right but it didn't signal a career decline, unless you mean "John Bonham choked on his own vomit soon after"

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 20:17 (eleven years ago) link

xp The concept being discussed in this here thread

Get wolves (DL), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 20:18 (eleven years ago) link

I mean even if Aladdin Sane weren't good (which it is), the idea of an "event album" is one I associate with the 80s onwards. Bowie moved so fast from record to record, and didn't sell a huge amount, in the 70s that you don't get a hard-to-follow commercial high until Let's Dance.

Get wolves (DL), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 20:19 (eleven years ago) link

right but it didn't signal a career decline, unless you mean "John Bonham choked on his own vomit soon after"

I do see In Through the Out Door as a decline but, yeah, their career as a band ended after one more album so fair point.

EveningStar (Sund4r), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 20:20 (eleven years ago) link

Boston - Don't Look Back?

EveningStar (Sund4r), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 20:22 (eleven years ago) link

i feel like i get this but i still dont know

what is pearl jam's new jersey? no code?

what about jay-z's? blueprint 2, black album and kingdom come all feel like they count for a variety of reasons

max, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 20:22 (eleven years ago) link

No Code was too big a dropoff in sales (and Vitalogy doesn't count because its hits had staying power), so i don't think Pearl Jam has one.

if Jay-Z has one it's Kingdom Come or American Gangster, but post-retirement thing makes that fit weird

some dude, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 20:25 (eleven years ago) link

if PJ has one it's probably No Code, but i feel like they pulled a Sting and managed to shift into emeritus status without a real "why do I own this?" moment - admittedly in part because few bought it.

da croupier, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 20:26 (eleven years ago) link

bet No Code might have been a new jersey if the first single was "hail, hail" instead of "who you are"

da croupier, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 20:29 (eleven years ago) link

Can we say Nickelback has had a New Jersey yet? Maybe Dark Horse?

keeping things contextual (DJP), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 20:34 (eleven years ago) link

yeah Dark Horse definitely

some dude, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 20:34 (eleven years ago) link

btw I've been listening to All For You this weekend and WAU @ "Son of a Gun", I used to go to BAT for this song and I have no fucking idea why

keeping things contextual (DJP), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 20:34 (eleven years ago) link

lol

some dude, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 20:36 (eleven years ago) link

Somebody said Genesis' We Can't Dance upthread and that's otm

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 20:37 (eleven years ago) link

MANIC PIXIE DREAM ALBUM THE THREAD

MUBU gai pan (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 20:37 (eleven years ago) link

what?

thomp, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 20:37 (eleven years ago) link

more like "manic pixie dream troll"

da croupier, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 20:38 (eleven years ago) link

yeah i retract alladin sane, good points

Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 20:40 (eleven years ago) link

MANIC PIXIE DREAM ALBUM THE THREAD

― MUBU gai pan (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, August 7, 2012 3:37 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

huh?

Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 20:41 (eleven years ago) link

The 257th in the Pearl Jam bootleg series totally qualifies here

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 20:41 (eleven years ago) link

haha

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 20:43 (eleven years ago) link

waht is springsteens new jersey

thomp, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 20:44 (eleven years ago) link

The River

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 20:49 (eleven years ago) link

Human Touch/Lucky Town was mentioned upthread and definitely fits

some dude, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 20:49 (eleven years ago) link

not sure Springsteen fits in this category. Human Touch-Lucky Town flopped and didn't produce any big singles either. He spent the rest of the nineties after "Streets of Philadelphia" going purposefully low key.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 20:50 (eleven years ago) link

Nobody ever rated or bought those two records.

xpost

As Alfred said he doesn't really fit, though you rarely hear the singles from Tunnel Of Love anymore. But people still rate it highly.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 20:52 (eleven years ago) link

I suppose we can debate how much his going low key dependend on a shrewd study of sales trends and market forces.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 20:52 (eleven years ago) link

hey um can someone explain what whiney meant w/that post? even google doesn't come up with "manic pixie dream album"...there is some band called 1976 that had an album call manic pixie dream girl, then some articles about zooey deschnel?

xpost

i think tunnel of love is too much of a purposeful stylistic shift to be a new jersey

Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 20:54 (eleven years ago) link

Tom Petty-Wildflowers

Several hits, but only one with true staying power. And She's The One was the follow-up.

Jeremy Spencer Slid in Class Today (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 20:57 (eleven years ago) link

hey um can someone explain what whiney meant w/that post?

I don't think anyone actually cares enough to decipher, tbh

keeping things contextual (DJP), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 20:57 (eleven years ago) link

Wildflowers sounds like a perfect fit but it IS widely loved (even by Petty himself).

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 20:58 (eleven years ago) link

Beastie Boys' To The 5 Boroughs?

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 20:58 (eleven years ago) link

xpost: i just assumed he's making fun of people who like the pixies. so yay for him.

alpine static, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 20:59 (eleven years ago) link

"manic pixie dream girl" is a movie character archetype, coined by whiney's wu tang/simpsons stan bizarro world av club equivalent nathan rabin, which people forever argue over the definition and appropriate examples of.

some dude, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 21:00 (eleven years ago) link

I don't think there was any expectation that "Boroughs" would be huge by the time that came out.

mr.raffles, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 21:00 (eleven years ago) link

lol xp

reductio ad burzum (flopson), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 21:02 (eleven years ago) link

the only beasties that would even be close is Ill Communication, but i don't really think so

Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 21:03 (eleven years ago) link

"manic pixie dream girl" is a movie character archetype, coined by whiney's wu tang/simpsons stan bizarro world av club equivalent nathan rabin, which people forever argue over the definition and appropriate examples of.

― some dude, Tuesday, August 7, 2012 4:00 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ok so he doesn't like this thread or something?

Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 21:04 (eleven years ago) link

apparently

some dude, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 21:05 (eleven years ago) link

hey whiney sorry you don't like this thread also have you considered the possibility that you've disappeared up your own butt?

Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 21:06 (eleven years ago) link

manic pixie dream ilx

thomp, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 21:07 (eleven years ago) link

manic pixie dream journalism career

thomp, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 21:07 (eleven years ago) link

Is manic pixie dream really circling the drain?

alpine static, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 21:09 (eleven years ago) link

Getting butthurt about a thread like this on a place like ILM is kind of a "New Jersey" if you think about it

chr1sb3singer, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 21:09 (eleven years ago) link

or maybe a "Neither Fish Nor Flesh"

mr.raffles, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 21:12 (eleven years ago) link

okay I was going to complain about everyone turning this into a thread about Whiney but ^^^ lol

keeping things contextual (DJP), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 21:14 (eleven years ago) link

Has anyone mentioned 'Be Here Now' yet?

Michael B Higgins (Michael B), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 21:15 (eleven years ago) link

aaanyway

Helmet's New Jersey is Betty, happy now?

Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 21:15 (eleven years ago) link

Has anyone mentioned 'Be Here Now' yet?

yep

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 21:16 (eleven years ago) link

Shania Twain - Up!
George Michael - Listen Without Prejudice Vol. 1
Norah Jones - Feels Like Home

prolego, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 21:16 (eleven years ago) link

Be Here Now was instant letdown though, I'm minded to disqualify it (though in truth I've never listened to it, boy will my face be red if it turns out it was brilliant)

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 21:18 (eleven years ago) link

George Michael - Listen Without Prejudice Vol.

yes!

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 21:18 (eleven years ago) link

Listen Without Prejudice isn't a New Jersey surely

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 21:19 (eleven years ago) link

weren't the reviews of BHN kinda like "whoaaaa! wow!"?

mr.raffles, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 21:19 (eleven years ago) link

praying for time is exactly what Sony did when Michael insisted on releasing this single first.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 21:19 (eleven years ago) link

Eric Clapton's Pilgrim?

Jeremy Spencer Slid in Class Today (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 21:21 (eleven years ago) link

"Fastlove" and "Jesus to a Child" were US top 10 hits??????????

keeping things contextual (DJP), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 21:21 (eleven years ago) link

It sold even less than LWP though (a massive Euro hit though). And why not? Look at his scary goatee on the cover.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 21:23 (eleven years ago) link

And George hasn't charted since

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 21:23 (eleven years ago) link

actually, looking at the sales stats and considering that ppl still adore "Freedom 90" but no one remembers or ever hears any of its, I'm tempted to say Older makes more sense

keeping things contextual (DJP), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 21:23 (eleven years ago) link

wondering why all the best examples of this are late 80s/early 90s. hmm

mr.raffles, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 21:24 (eleven years ago) link

its HITS, I meant

keeping things contextual (DJP), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 21:25 (eleven years ago) link

Robbie Williams - Escapology

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 21:25 (eleven years ago) link

Eric Clapton's Pilgrim?

― Jeremy Spencer Slid in Class Today (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, August 7, 2012 4:21 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I was going to say "no" but then I read this little jem on Wiki, Wild's review pushes it into the "New Jersey" realm

Reviews for Pilgrim were mixed upon release. Allmusic described the album as "bland", while Rolling Stone's David Wild gave it four out of five stars, stating, "Pilgrim is the work of someone who has learned in the hardest way imaginable that although he cannot change the world, he might be able to change himself."

chr1sb3singer, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 21:27 (eleven years ago) link

do each of the solo Beatles have a New Jersey? wanna say yeah, Mind Dreams & Living in the Material World for John & George; not sure about the other two

Euler, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 21:30 (eleven years ago) link

Steve Winwood - Roll With It (1988)

2x platinum, title single at #1 for four weeks. Barely cracked the top 30 with his next album, and that was pretty much it. Seems like the singles from the three preceding albums are played more now.

Ari (whenuweremine), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 21:32 (eleven years ago) link

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_AdiGyfhHqDw/TO1StQf3EmI/AAAAAAAABVY/op6CEIxc1KE/s1600/Dire_Straits_On_Every_Street.jpg

xposts Pauls's might be Press To Play, and George's might be the second Wilburys lp.

Jeremy Spencer Slid in Class Today (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 21:32 (eleven years ago) link

Robbie Williams - Escapology
^^yes. & probably Take That - Progress.

I think Rihanna's Talk That Talk could be her New Jersey - although "We Found Love" was obv a colossus it feels all her popularity was leading to that point and a sense of fatigue has now started to set in (the album's other singles chart performance suggesting that). If not this record, then her next album will likely be her New Jersey.

prolego, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 21:33 (eleven years ago) link

Roll With It is a good pick.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 21:33 (eleven years ago) link

a real "why do I own this?" moment

Wait, do Bon Jovi fans feel this way about New Jersey? I never had that impression. (My sister loves it, for instance.) I know it's considered inferior to its predecessor but I didn't think it was seen as an embarrassment? I saw them a couple of years ago and they still play songs from this album. I interpreted this concept as "similar but somewhat lesser album that was overhyped because of the success of the previous album". Bad seems like a very good answer to me.

EveningStar (Sund4r), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 21:34 (eleven years ago) link

I think Rihanna's Talk That Talk could be her New Jersey - although "We Found Love" was obv a colossus it feels all her popularity was leading to that point and a sense of fatigue has now started to set in (the album's other singles chart performance suggesting that).

well, "Where Have You Been" was also massive

kind of super pleased "Birthday Cake" charted NOWHERE

keeping things contextual (DJP), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 21:35 (eleven years ago) link

For my money, a New Jersey has little to do with subsequent quality drop-off - that is, I don't think it needs the "beginning of the end" clause in the definition...because then we're really just talking about "big albums that weren't as good as the previous one and were better than the ones that followed." What's interesting to me about the NJ phenomenon is the idea of an album that sells huge, spawns SEVERAL hits, and yet kind of disappears from the band's narrative, legacy, canonic list of concert staples, whatever. I actually think Storm Front is a perfect example of this - - "We Didn't Start The Fire" survives as a novelty, but when was the last time you heard #6 hit "I Go To Extremes"? I also buy Use Your Illusion - those records both have gone, what, six times platinum, with seven Mainstream Rock top-ten hits, including two number ones.... and I would venture to say that MR #7 "November Rain" is the only one still in regular rotation anywhere. Maybe "Knockin' On Heaven's Door" a bit? It's a monster hit album that just had no long-term constituency, no traction in people's hearts, and no hope of making the "best of decade" countdown circuit.

I've been banging on about radio formats a lot on ILX yesterday but I wonder how many New Jerseys are down to radio shifting out from under a band or a genre, or a new crop of kids coming up who aren't as interested in that artist or their sound, so all of a sudden you stop hearing the singles much earlier than you'd have expected to. The whole grunge/alt-rock takeover in the 90s has obviously been overstated as a musical revolution or whatever (as a million people have already pointed out) but it may have some weight just in terms of, all of a sudden, you would have been hearing way less of things like "Don't Cry," uh, "You Could Be Mine" (??), "Yesterdays" (no idea how this goes), "Living In Sin," "Lay Your Hands On Me"...

Pretty shaky theory, I'll admit. But basically I think this is about megahit records that people just didn't fall in love with, not necessarily records that people listened to and went "ehh, no, this sucks." I would second Use Your Illusion, Dangerous, and maybe We Can't Dance. A lot of these other ones are just meh albums or big commercial disappointments - - I mean, Fairweather Johnson was hardly a hit factory at the time!

Maybe DMB's Crash? Seven times platinum, four singles made the alternative Top 20, but, ehhh, not much enthusiasm for it these days, I think even from the Dave camp.

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 21:38 (eleven years ago) link

"Birthday Cake" was pretty much her biggest urban radio hit ever, got played around the clock on every R&B station. just not a pop hit like her other singles. (xpost)

some dude, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 21:44 (eleven years ago) link

Ah, Dr Casino's explanation makes sense to me.

EveningStar (Sund4r), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 21:45 (eleven years ago) link

ould the new Rick Ross be his New Jersey or was that the last one?

― Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, August 7, 2012 3:04 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

not sure i quite framed it this succinctly, but that was my general thesis in this little piece i wrote for the voice http://blogs.villagevoice.com/music/2012/08/rick_ross_god_forgives_i_dont.php

tauheed & cambria (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 21:47 (eleven years ago) link

Roll With It is SO New Jersey.

mr.raffles, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 21:48 (eleven years ago) link

"Birthday Cake" was pretty much her biggest urban radio hit ever, got played around the clock on every R&B station. just not a pop hit like her other singles.

curse you, Wikipedia

keeping things contextual (DJP), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 21:49 (eleven years ago) link

Btw, I'm most of the way through NJ: did this mark the exact point where Bon Jovi became a country band? Maybe what hurt its is just that it came out before the emergence of 'new country' radio?

EveningStar (Sund4r), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 21:51 (eleven years ago) link

also, i wonder this gets a bit at raffles's question of why this seems like a late 80s/early 90s thing - - - I think to have a New Jersey you have to be in that post-Thriller, pre-download age when marketing was album-oriented and there was a general tendency to milk singles out of a record for a long while, so that you could rack up these like 5-6 single runs from albums that ultimately people didn't care that much about, and meanwhile even as the album's life cycle was playing out, the band's position in pop's hierarchy was slipping, or radio formats were shifting out from under them, not completely but enough that the album never built up a longer-term base.

Setting aside my little narrative, I'll say that Oops!...I Did It Again might be a borderline case; title track is huge enough that it's probably disqualified, but "Lucky" and "Stronger" haven't exactly been radio staples since, and frankly most DJs going for the throwback "remember junior high and Britney Spears?" play are going to go for "Baby One More Time," not "Oops!," even though I think technically it was a bigger hit at the time?

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 21:52 (eleven years ago) link

"Baby One More Time" was bigger.

I think to have a New Jersey you have to be in that post-Thriller, pre-download age when marketing was album-oriented and there was a general tendency to milk singles out of a record for a long while, so that you could rack up these like 5-6 single runs from albums that ultimately people didn't care that much about, and meanwhile even as the album's life cycle was playing out, the band's position in pop's hierarchy was slipping, or radio formats were shifting out from under them, not completely but enough that the album never built up a longer-term base.

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a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 21:55 (eleven years ago) link

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a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 21:55 (eleven years ago) link

There's the 'event album' element as well xps - the album gets hyped in advance as being The Big One and it briefly seems like it is, but unlike its predecessor it leaves no trace.

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 21:55 (eleven years ago) link

There's the 'event album' element as well xps - the album gets hyped in advance as being The Big One and it briefly seems like it is, but unlike its predecessor it leaves no trace.

in that case I think Kanye's destined to have My Beautiful Dark Twisted Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Fantasy as his New Jersy

keeping things contextual (DJP), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 21:57 (eleven years ago) link

"Baby One More Time" was bigger.

Daha - you're totally right, just looked it up. Okay, I feel solid putting Oops! forward as a New Jersey within my narrowly-defined world where New Jersey status is divorced from the success or failure of albums that follow.

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 21:58 (eleven years ago) link

ould the new Rick Ross be his New Jersey or was that the last one?

― Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, August 7, 2012 3:04 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

not sure i quite framed it this succinctly, but that was my general thesis in this little piece i wrote for the voice http://blogs.villagevoice.com/music/2012/08/rick_ross_god_forgives_i_dont.php

― tauheed & cambria (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, August 7, 2012 5:47 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark

lol should this be the thread where i nitpick that review

some dude, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 21:58 (eleven years ago) link

no

max, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 22:00 (eleven years ago) link

incidentally, the main impact of this whole discussion for me is having "Bad Medicine" stuck in my head, also i am convinced that Bon Jovi's best hits are the ones where I can mis-hear some element of the chorus as being about Batman, as in "Your love is like Batman is in" and of course "Shot through the heart, and you're to blame / You can't run...from Bat-Man."

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 22:01 (eleven years ago) link

it's not like it would turn into GOON BEEF TIME, you know j0rd is too cool for that (xpost)

some dude, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 22:01 (eleven years ago) link

i really thought Roman Reloaded was showing major signs of the rot setting in (slower sales, much less urban radio support than Nicki's first album), but "Starships" is actually kinda bigger than "Super Bass" at this point and it'll be years before it's clear whether she's on the decline or w/e.

some dude, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 22:02 (eleven years ago) link

Tha Carter IV is pretty New Jersey, though, bet Wayne's going to face some serious indifference pretty soon.

50 Cent's The Massacre is def the most New Jersey rap album of all time, though.

some dude, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 22:04 (eleven years ago) link

The W

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 22:05 (eleven years ago) link

INXS - X

Tim F, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 22:07 (eleven years ago) link

Van Halen's For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge. Debuted at #1, marketed as a return to Halen's hard rock sound, promises of a big party ("dude, the title says FUCK!"), blah blah blah, but overall feels like a lumbering elephant. I think the only lasting memory of it is "Right Now" being used on occasion as a campaign song.

Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 22:08 (eleven years ago) link

but i so love my baby's poundcake!

some dude, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 22:10 (eleven years ago) link

Duran Duran - Seven and the Ragged Tiger

brotherlovesdub, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 22:12 (eleven years ago) link

I've been wrestling with 7&TRT all day. Fits a load of the criteria, but... just doesn't smell like a NJ to me.
Can't put my finger on why.

mr.raffles, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 22:15 (eleven years ago) link

i was gonna say carter IV but wasn't sure

Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 22:18 (eleven years ago) link

FUCK by Van Halen is def a New Jersey

Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 22:18 (eleven years ago) link

Blur - The Great Escape

― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:44 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

aye.

thomasintrouble, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 22:19 (eleven years ago) link

Hall and Oates - ooh yeah!

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 22:19 (eleven years ago) link

Big Bam Boom, maybe?

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 22:20 (eleven years ago) link

Those hits are still inescapable though

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 22:21 (eleven years ago) link

Bobby Brown - Bobby

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 22:22 (eleven years ago) link

i keep wanting to object to stuff because there's at least one song i hear plenty now, but i guess NJ has "Bad Medicine" so "Right Now" doesn't disqualify it

some dude, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 22:22 (eleven years ago) link

Maybe part of being a New Jersey is undergoing some kind of shift from "oh yeah, this thing is a sales juggernaut, racking up the hits!" to a perception of "one big hit and then some other stuff." And again I think this relates a lot to subsequent decisions about what stuff gets long-term airplay, and on what stations. If there's no one out there really convinced that the four or five top-twenty but not #1 singles, they'll kind of disappear from the popular imagination to the point where you scan the back of the sleeve in the used bin and go "hrm, I only recognize one of these songs on here" even though the others all had a substantial short-term radio presence. I mean, do even dentist's offices play "I Go To Extremes" at this point? Why would you, when you've got "She's Always A Woman," "The Longest Time," and so on?

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 22:26 (eleven years ago) link

btw I hope Bon Jovi is grateful, this thread is probably the most attention New Jersey has had since 1989 or so...

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 22:27 (eleven years ago) link

er, "really convinced that the four or five top-twenty-but-not-#1-singles belong in the rotation"

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 22:28 (eleven years ago) link

i can hum "I Go To Extremes" way more readily than "She's Always A Woman"

some dude, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 22:32 (eleven years ago) link

also, i feel like there should be some sort of thread-ring or meta-thread that connects all these thoughts, but this all grows, for me, out of things getting discussed on Modern Rock #1 Hits of 1999 , re: bands such as Matchbox 20 whose long strings of big, big hits have been cherry-picked down to one or two that fit the sonic profile of contemporary radio formats, while things like "Push," "3 AM," and "The Real World" have vanished despite being once their biggest, most inescapable songs.

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 22:32 (eleven years ago) link

i wrote a thing a while back that touched on how a lot of alt-rock records that crossed over to pop have mostly vanished from rock playlists -- like Alanis and Matchbox 20's big breakthroughs had tons of alt-rock hits but now you only hear "You Oughta Know" from the former and nothing from the latter on those stations

some dude, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 22:36 (eleven years ago) link

That'd be a great thread in itself, Doctor!

Loads of conflict between 'hits at the time' and 'songs perceived as hits now.'
Girls on Film (USA - didn't chart) vs Union of the Snake (#3, but has lost its status), etc...

mr.raffles, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 22:38 (eleven years ago) link

The Eminem Show

ma ck ro ma ck ro (mackro mackro), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 22:39 (eleven years ago) link

some dude - Yeah, your posts on that same thread add a lot to this picture for me. Maybe a different topic than New Jersey albums but it's an interesting phenomenon.

Sort of the inverse of songs that weren't a bands biggest hit, but have gone on to be their legacy song and biggest iTunes seller

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 22:39 (eleven years ago) link

ha yes a retroactive one-hit wonder

goole, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 22:53 (eleven years ago) link

lol should this be the thread where i nitpick that review

― some dude, Tuesday, August 7, 2012 5:58 PM (55 minutes ago) Bookmark

sure!

or not, whatever. you can dig up a ross thread if you want or go to the goon thread.

tauheed & cambria (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 22:55 (eleven years ago) link

This literally has me in tears right now at my desk:

incidentally, the main impact of this whole discussion for me is having "Bad Medicine" stuck in my head, also i am convinced that Bon Jovi's best hits are the ones where I can mis-hear some element of the chorus as being about Batman, as in "Your love is like Batman is in" and of course "Shot through the heart, and you're to blame / You can't run...from Bat-Man."

― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, August 7, 2012 3:01 PM (48 minutes ago)

alpine static, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 22:58 (eleven years ago) link

Snoop Doggy Dogg- The Doggfather

late adopter, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 23:02 (eleven years ago) link

i think my gripe was just 'fan projects an arc onto artist that does the same thing the same way over and over with mildly varying results' so kinda the opposite of this thread ha (xpost)

some dude, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 23:02 (eleven years ago) link

Storm Front belongs in this conversation but I gotta say I've heard "I Go To Extremes" more often in the last twenty years than "We Didn't Start The Fire." It's like no one cares about the latter after teachers exhausted our patience about its educational worth.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 23:04 (eleven years ago) link

many xposts

The other thing Van Hagar's "Right Now" is remembered for:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4c_ZRzC2SZM

Jeremy Spencer Slid in Class Today (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 23:05 (eleven years ago) link

and Crystal Gravy!

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 23:06 (eleven years ago) link

re: "I Go To Extremes," you guys... may be right... wonder if this is regional or something, I really have probably heard "I Go To Extremes" a half-dozen times in my whole life, and a couple of those were me seeking it out to go "how does that song go again?"

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 23:12 (eleven years ago) link

Incredibly brilliant thread.

Kinks - Lola v Powerman and the Money-go-round

Also (tangential to this thread), recently the AV Club ran a piece about 'dead zones', i.e. artists having a period that was at the time regarded as shithouse but actually wasn't. So very otm.

undermikey: bidness (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 23:15 (eleven years ago) link

(forgive bad english, sick)

undermikey: bidness (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 23:15 (eleven years ago) link

speaking of, too bad Bad English doesn't apply

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 23:22 (eleven years ago) link

I loaded "I Go to Extremes" on Youtube. I've never heard this before in my life.

EveningStar (Sund4r), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 23:28 (eleven years ago) link

#3 in Canada!

EveningStar (Sund4r), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 23:29 (eleven years ago) link

Admittedly, it does seem like the sort of thing I might have heard in a store or dentist's office without paying attention.

EveningStar (Sund4r), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 23:31 (eleven years ago) link

back to alterna-land:

Sonic Youth- Dirty. Came on the heels of critical fave Daydream Nation and major label debut Goo--got biggest push of their career, was their biggest seller, but I doubt people rate it as highly as their previous albums now, and the stuff that came immediately after definitely felt past-prime.

Listen to this, dad (President Keyes), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 00:58 (eleven years ago) link

I bet Modern Rock has a lot of these. Chocolate Starfish? Creed probably has one.

Listen to this, dad (President Keyes), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 00:59 (eleven years ago) link

The concept doesn't really work for bands that are more cultish in the first place. Besides, in my anecdotal experience, Dirty is a favourite among people my age who aren't SY devotees or indie nerds.

EveningStar (Sund4r), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 01:02 (eleven years ago) link

that's crazy

Listen to this, dad (President Keyes), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 01:06 (eleven years ago) link

'huge artist' releasing 'huge event album' is a pretty rare thing tbh, especially lately

sonic youth were not huge by any means

mookieproof, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 01:17 (eleven years ago) link

New Jerseys are my bread + butter.

Some more traits of NJs:

- It's a double album or follows a double album (Clash wouldn't count because of Combat Rock. Also, I was 10 when Mellon Collie came out and I know for sure that's not a NJ. I still hear all of the singles more than one should for a NJ)

- One or more of the follow-up singles has some sort of gimmick/promotional angle to it (like the music video is tied-in to a contest/MTV movie or something)

Britney's Oops! sold less and the hits weren't as big, but I don't think it counts. It came out early 2000 (right when Teen Pop as a whole cultural thing hit critical mass with No Strings Attached) -- The genre's wave was so huge that it feels like part of the Baby era.

The first teen pop certified NJ that comes to mind is Backstreet Boys - Black & Blue. That was destined for NJ status as soon as one of BSB said it would break NSYNC's sales record.

Green Day at this point might have two NJs - Insomniac (debatable because some ppl saw it as a rush job when it came out) and 21CBD

I Occasionally Post on ILX (2x5), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 01:20 (eleven years ago) link

yeah Backstreet and Green Day picks otm

some dude, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 01:27 (eleven years ago) link

Blink 182's Take Off Your Pants & Jacket

some dude, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 01:27 (eleven years ago) link

Modest Mouse's "Good News For People Who Love Bad News" really feels like this for me in the non-stadium filling band category.

joygoat, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 01:27 (eleven years ago) link

that was their big platinum breakthrough, though! the one after that would make way more sense. i heard "Dashboard" on the radio TWICE last week, which was really odd considering how quickly it disappeared after it was initially a hit.

some dude, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 01:32 (eleven years ago) link

Diamonds and Pearls
True Colors
The Fat of the Land
Supposed Former Infatuation Junkie

cock chirea, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 01:38 (eleven years ago) link

I somehow believe that Echo & The Bunnymen's self-titled belongs here, but despite the wall-to-wall airplay of "Lips Like Sugar" on KROQ out here I'm not sure the sales really qualify it for NJ status.

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 01:39 (eleven years ago) link

The Fat of the Land is a good inclusion, though in that case the momentum it coasted on was from its own (by that point quite old) early singles.

To me The Chemical Bros' Surrender feels a bit like a New Jersey album but it's still very highly rated by lots of people, so maybe not.

Tim F, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 01:45 (eleven years ago) link

I want to say The Cranberries' To The Faithful Departed, but (for example) even though it went 2x platinum in the US that was down from a 7x platinum performance for their second album, so it looks like most people realised straightaway that the shine had come off.

Tim F, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 01:48 (eleven years ago) link

50 Cent - The Massacre

Anybody heard any singles from this record lately? Interscope pushed (and shoved) it through one of the earliest examples of the preplanned rerelease to 5x Platinum, and it spawned four top 10 singles, but far as I can remember no one ever loved it even when it was new.

mobs of burly teen christgaus (thewufs), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 01:51 (eleven years ago) link

The Massacre is otm

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 02:37 (eleven years ago) link

The Caution Horses
Bang!
Go Bang!
Internationalists

Earth, Wind & Fire & Alabama (Eazy), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 03:11 (eleven years ago) link

vespertine

mookieproof, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 03:22 (eleven years ago) link

The Fat of the Land is a good inclusion, though in that case the momentum it coasted on was from its own (by that point quite old) early singles.

this is getting more and more common with rap/R&B albums that come out 1-3 years after the biggest advance single

some dude, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 03:22 (eleven years ago) link

As far as Sonic Youth is concerned, this phenomenon seems to fit what I was thinking about Washing Machine the other day (I'd also begrudgingly accept that Experimental Jet Set fits). In spirit if not in actuality.

Old Lunch, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 03:30 (eleven years ago) link

Some other nominees:

Richard Marx - Rush Street (his precipitous plummet from the charts has always baffled me somewhat)
The Monkees - Pisces, Aquarius, Capricorn & Jones Ltd. (I think? There might be an argument for Headquarters, though.)
Vanessa Williams - The Comfort Zone (...maaaaaybe?)

Old Lunch, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 03:44 (eleven years ago) link

'huge artist' releasing 'huge event album'

y'all are turning this into whichever album of some artist's that sold less than the one before it

mookieproof, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 03:55 (eleven years ago) link

indoor living was totally superchunk's new jersey amirite

mookieproof, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 03:56 (eleven years ago) link

Black and Blue strikes me as a pretty good pick:

Black & Blue debuted at number-one on the Billboard 200 after selling 1.6 million copies in its first week at retail in the US. The feat made the them the first act in history to achieve sales more than 1 million copies in the first week with back-to-back releases. The set has moved more than 5.4 million copies in the U.S. to date, according to Nielsen SoundScan.[17][18] Internationally, the album recorded the best sales in a week for an album in history by selling over 5 million copies in its first week of sales.[4][5] As of 2007, the album has sold 24 million copies worldwide.[6]

And it's like, wow! And then you look at the singles and just - "The Call"? "More Than That"? "Shape of My Heart"? Couldn't hum 'em with a gun to my head. (None of those charted spectacularly even at the time, but damn, those album sales.)

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 04:03 (eleven years ago) link

Electric Light Orchestra - Discovery

There's a couple of great songs plus a lot of soppy wet ballads and their most embarrassing track, "The Diary of Horace Wimp." It really felt like Jeff Lynne needed a vacation at that point (which turned out to be Xanadu). Maybe none of the followup albums (Time, Secret Messages, Balance of Power had anything to top "Don't Bring Me Down," but I think they all hold together better than Discovery.

Skimming 180+ posts, has anyone said Autoamerican?

― David Allan Cow (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:45 (Yesterday)

Came here to post that. It's the perfect example of an album that I loved at the time, but in hindsight it's really weak.

Hideous Lump, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 04:07 (eleven years ago) link

spost "Shape of my Heart" and "The Call" are actually two of my favourite BSB singles though ("Shape of my Heart" is my absolute fave in fact).

Tim F, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 04:07 (eleven years ago) link

The Call is probably the BSBs like, 3rd best song. But yeah that album counts

frogbs, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 04:20 (eleven years ago) link

Tears for Fears, Seeds of Love

Leon Septamost, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 05:11 (eleven years ago) link

The Massacre is composed entirely of good album tracks and terrible singles.

REV LION (The Reverend), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 06:32 (eleven years ago) link

Bone Thugs N Harmony's The Art Of War went 4x platinum but I haven't heard "Look Into My Eyes" or "If I Could Teach The World" since 97.

REV LION (The Reverend), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 06:37 (eleven years ago) link

haha at this video, I sometimes forget how ambitious every rap video in the late 90s was

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-DgZrIkw_Q

REV LION (The Reverend), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 06:51 (eleven years ago) link

This song makes "The Crossroads" sound as hard as "Thuggish Ruggish Bone".

REV LION (The Reverend), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 06:53 (eleven years ago) link

Not sure if it's been mentioned and it's an awful example but "Life" by Simply Red might fit the criteria. Followup to "Stars", a huge album with loads of singles on it, but "Life" had "Fairground" and er... Can't remember any others. But everyone (in the uk anyway) bought it. It's a charity shop regular now.

Rob M Revisited, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 07:18 (eleven years ago) link

Suede-Head Music. Remember Virgin changed the name of their store to Head music the day it came out, there are now a million copies for sale on Amazon. I think their career was over when She's In Fashion didn't become the huge hit they were expecting.

The Corrs-In Blue. They were the biggest band in the UK in 98/99 and the first single from this album went straight to number one in 2000 but after that people just suddenly lost interest and they never recovered.

Kitchen Person, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 08:12 (eleven years ago) link

talking heads - little creatures

contenderizer, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 08:31 (eleven years ago) link

Nirvana - In Utero

Jaap Schip, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 08:31 (eleven years ago) link

Virtually every album that follows a smash ends up being a disappointment. Some then get reappraised
In 1980, Tusk would have been all over this thread.
In 1967, it would have been Smiley Smile.

Be Here Now definitely the best example in UK rock in the past 20 years. Though I like the upthread proposition of Welcome to the Pleasure Dome, since it was a victory lap for the singles, and it was staggeringly overblown and hollow and pompous. I remember some kid at our school writing a poem in anticipation for the photocopied school mag. "Then with joy I began to bubble/ It was going to be a double!" (I was not the poet; I just have a good memory.)

Manfred Mann meets Man Parrish (ithappens), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 09:29 (eleven years ago) link

David Gray - A New Day at Midnight, apparently went quarduple platinum but I can't for the life of me remember how either of the singles go.

Gavin, Leeds, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 10:02 (eleven years ago) link

Have Queen ever had a NJ?

Gavin, Leeds, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 10:06 (eleven years ago) link

Queen's might have been "The Game", but then they came back with "The Works" a few years later and found a new audience, so maybe not.

don't slip in mud (Matt #2), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 10:12 (eleven years ago) link

Virtually every album that follows a smash ends up being a disappointment. Some then get reappraised

most, maybe, but not virtually every. sometimes the follow-up to a 1999 is a Purple Rain -- see artists who had a long streak of every album selling more than the last

some dude, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 10:35 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, but then "Diamonds and Pearls" seems one of this.

Mark G, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 10:40 (eleven years ago) link

oh i'm not saying Prince DOESN'T have one, just that he had quite a few smash hits before any real disappointment

some dude, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 10:42 (eleven years ago) link

Pet Shop Boys - Very

With Prince it might even be Lovesexy, but if not it's definitely Diamonds & Pearls.

If it's the big selling album that signals the end of the Imperial Phase then with REM it's Monster rather than Automatic or New Adventures.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 10:44 (eleven years ago) link

Sometimes there's a plateauing album that might qualify - thinking of something like Bossanova here.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 10:48 (eleven years ago) link

With Depeche Mode it's definitely 'Songs of Faith & Devotion'. Throw 'Republic' by New Order in there as well.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 10:54 (eleven years ago) link

Just checked "everyhit", "Come" was Prince's last number one album (Uk).

Mark G, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 10:56 (eleven years ago) link

Queen's is Hot Space, surely? Following The Game's big-hit diversification with diversification that alienated everyone

Manfred Mann meets Man Parrish (ithappens), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 11:02 (eleven years ago) link

Throw 'Republic' by New Order in there as well.

yep

we know about this ---˃ (electricsound), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 11:05 (eleven years ago) link

Pet Shop Boys - Very

this certainly doesn't sound hollow. It's many fans and critics' favorite record!

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 11:06 (eleven years ago) link

I'm sort of pinpointing that as the time they started to feel anachronistic.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 11:10 (eleven years ago) link

hmmm...again, not the critical consensus. It's certainly true about Bilingual.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 11:16 (eleven years ago) link

If Wile E. Coyote ever releases an album it'll be a New Jersey

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 11:46 (eleven years ago) link

xp That's not how Very seemed then or now. It outperformed Behaviour, and Go West is the PSBs hit for people who don't pay any attention to the PSBs.

Songs of Faith and Devotion for sure. All the Gahan drama behind the scenes added to the sense that the wheels were about to come off.

Get wolves (DL), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 12:05 (eleven years ago) link

One of my favourite Wikipedia features BTW is the discography page that shows the sales. They're often counterintuitive - Depeche Mode, for example, have never had a platinum album in the UK - and you really get to see the size of the plunge after a really big album.

Get wolves (DL), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 12:08 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah I only noticed that last night, very interesting. It really shows the difference between what we sometimes think of as big (Depeche Mode, The Eagles as a stadium act in the UK) and actually, staggeringly massive (Robbie Williams putting out any old crap and selling 2 million plus, The Eagles going 29x platinum in the US).

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 12:14 (eleven years ago) link

Bob Seger- Against the Wind might qualify

Listen to this, dad (President Keyes), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 13:11 (eleven years ago) link

i pick once upon a time. sparkle in the rain was critically acclaimed and number one in the u.k. and then don't you forget about me became huge and everyone loved it and then the BIG album came out and everyone bought it because they loved the previous albums or they loved don't you forget about me and after that huge album it took them four years to put out another album and it was all downhill from there. plus, in between albums they put out a big lavish expensive double live album to pat themselves on the back for being so cool on their don't you forget about me tour. and nobody owns once upon a time anymore. and nobody wants to own it. people would much rather own a copy of the breakfast club soundtrack.

scott seward, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 13:17 (eleven years ago) link

just calling back to earlier conversation to agree with everyone big-upping "The Call", especially the Neptunes remix

keeping things contextual (DJP), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 13:34 (eleven years ago) link

scott otm

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 13:38 (eleven years ago) link

As a Garden State native I find this thread offensive, and suggest this phenomenon be renamed for any of Sufjan Stevens' stupid "state" records.

Hadrian VIII, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 14:06 (eleven years ago) link

Pet Shop Boys - Very

**massive engine braking noise, followed by an explosion**

frogbs, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 14:17 (eleven years ago) link

As a Garden State native I find this thread offensive, and suggest this phenomenon be renamed for any of Sufjan Stevens' stupid "state" records.

Yes, any one of those two stupid records that were on like every single "year best" list

frogbs, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 14:17 (eleven years ago) link

As a Garden State native I find this thread offensive, and suggest this phenomenon be renamed for any of Sufjan Stevens' stupid "state" records.

― Hadrian VIII, Wednesday, August 8, 2012 10:06 AM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark

i think we should start calling the big preceding hits everybody loves "New York" albums just to make you more angry

some dude, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 14:23 (eleven years ago) link

LOL

Hadrian VIII, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 14:28 (eleven years ago) link

Yes, any one of those two stupid records that were on like every single "year best" list

― frogbs, Wednesday, August 8, 2012 10:17 AM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ha there were only two? I thought he was making his whimsy way through all fifty. Anyway, pffft

Hadrian VIII, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 14:30 (eleven years ago) link

New poll, best albums named after states

Hadrian VIII, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 14:31 (eleven years ago) link

dave matthews band - before these crowded streets

Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 14:44 (eleven years ago) link

ohhhh yeah good call. DON'T DRINK THE WATER!

some dude, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 14:48 (eleven years ago) link

alanis guesting on that right after supposed former infatuation junkie was like new jersey synchronicity.

some dude, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 14:48 (eleven years ago) link

I'm not so convinced SFIJ belongs here - it's just a slumping sophomore album, right? Strong first-week sales on momentum, then completely dropped off the radar.

Before These Crowded Streets MAYbe, although I maintain Crash is their NJ.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 14:53 (eleven years ago) link

the correct title is "Don't Drink The WatEEYAEEYAYEEER"

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 14:58 (eleven years ago) link

Crash is definitely their Slippery When Wet, easily their biggest album

some dude, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 15:02 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, I was the first to say SFIJ but now I'm doubtful it's really a good example. If memory serves, nobody thought Alanis was poised to become a permanent megastar.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 15:05 (eleven years ago) link

xpost No wayyyyy dude, Under The Table and Dreaming is that. Sold a little less but it's easily the catalog choice for them, and "What Would You Say?" and "Ants Marching" are the long-term radio staples in my experience. Which I'll grant is striking given that the Crash singles generally did way better on release. But that's a New Jersey for you!

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 15:05 (eleven years ago) link

But I think I've got a good one: Boston, THIRD STAGE. The return of Boston after the long hiatus was a big deal, to the point that I went to the record store and bought this the day it came out. Sold 4 million and topped the album charts; the lead single, "Amanda," was their only #1! But nowadays Boston is pretty much just thought of as the '70s records, right? I mean, I can still hum "Amanda," and "Cool The Engines" too, but I don't think anybody else can.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 15:11 (eleven years ago) link

good call

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 15:12 (eleven years ago) link

xpost No wayyyyy dude, Under The Table and Dreaming is that. Sold a little less but it's easily the catalog choice for them, and "What Would You Say?" and "Ants Marching" are the long-term radio staples in my experience. Which I'll grant is striking given that the Crash singles generally did way better on release. But that's a New Jersey for you!

― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, August 8, 2012 11:05 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

dude, on Spotify's most popular DMB tracks there are four Crash tracks before the most listened to Under The Table track

some dude, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 15:14 (eleven years ago) link

Third Stage sounds legit to me too.

Elvis Telecom brought up For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge but Van Hagar probably have like three of these records. Consider their Mainstream Rock top-tenners:

Why Can't This Be Love (#1)
Dreams (#6)
Love Walks In (#4)
Black and Blue (#1)
When It's Love (#1) (also Hot 100 #5!)
Finish What Ya Started (#2)
Feels So Good (#6)
Poundcake (#1)
Runaround (#1)
Top of the World (#1)
The Dream Is Over (#7) (lol)
Right Now (#2)
Won't Get Fooled Again (#1)
Don't Tell Me (What Love Can Do) (#1)
Can't Stop Lovin' You (#2)
Amsterdam (#9)

"Why Can't This Be Love" is the only one of those I ever hear. As Wiki succinctly puts it:

Although the four studio albums produced during this period reached No. 1 on the Billboard pop music charts and 17 singles breached the top 12 of the mainstream rock tracks chart, overall sales showed a marked decline with each release selling less than its predecessor.

Like, you open any karaoke binder and like 3/4 of the Van Halen songs are shit you can't remember and that they never play anymore. These guys spent the majority of their career deep in New Jersey.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 15:21 (eleven years ago) link

huh, wow, okay, I may be wrong about the Crash material's staying power then.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 15:21 (eleven years ago) link

so here's my question, what's the BIGGEST SELLING "New Jersey"? Is it "New Jersey"? It's 7 times platinum US, 18m sold worldwide.

While Michael Jackson's Dangerous is his NJ if he has one, I necessarily want to argue he does. but does anything else on these lists count as one? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_best-selling_albums_worldwide
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_best-selling_albums_in_the_United_States

da croupier, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 15:30 (eleven years ago) link

haha i mean i DON'T necessarily want to argue he has one

da croupier, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 15:31 (eleven years ago) link

ha wait forgot about backstreet's black & blue that beats it

da croupier, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 15:34 (eleven years ago) link

8m Us, 24m worldwide

da croupier, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 15:34 (eleven years ago) link

Black and Blue Jersey.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 15:37 (eleven years ago) link

I'm guessing ABBA had a New Jersey but I don't know enough about them to say...anyone?

Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 15:37 (eleven years ago) link

in the US they barely had a 7800 Fahrenheit.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 15:38 (eleven years ago) link

hey, what about the Bee Gee's Spirits Having Flown? Only registered as platinum in the US but 35 million sold world-wide with three #1 hits you don't hear anywhere as much as the Saturday Night Fever stuff.

da croupier, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 15:38 (eleven years ago) link

the Garth Brooks album Sevens I mentioned yesterday was 10x platinum

Euler, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 15:48 (eleven years ago) link

but no fences was 17X and ropin' the wind was 14X

Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 15:50 (eleven years ago) link

btw has their ever been an artist that sold THAT MANY records and just dominated his genre that's been as forgotten as quickly as garth brooks?

Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 15:50 (eleven years ago) link

maybe Hammer/Vanilla Ice but yeah

some dude, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 15:51 (eleven years ago) link

Garth Brooks is the New Jersey of artists

Euler, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 15:51 (eleven years ago) link

except that he does get played on country radio still, at least "Thunder Rolls" & "Friends in Low Places" & "Two of a Kind"

Euler, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 15:52 (eleven years ago) link

"That Summer" is a jam

Euler, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 15:52 (eleven years ago) link

he's still played in country stations here. He'd seem less ephemeral if he kept recording music.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 15:52 (eleven years ago) link

garth brooks hasn't really been forgotten has he? He just semi-retired. Dude had a song debut at #1 on the country chart in 2007 from a hits comp. He also got to sing at the Obama inauguration.

da croupier, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 15:53 (eleven years ago) link

maybe Hammer/Vanilla Ice but yeah

― some dude, Wednesday, August 8, 2012 10:51 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah i guess hammer even more so....he's more comparable to garth because he had multiple successful albums....vanilla ice was destined to be more of a one hit wonder and those guys can't really new jersey by definition.

Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 15:54 (eleven years ago) link

Sly & The Family Stone - Fresh

Old Lunch, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 15:55 (eleven years ago) link

^ that's the kind of album where i get the logic but you're really going to have a hard time getting everyone to agree it "ultimately feels a bit hollow"

da croupier, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 15:55 (eleven years ago) link

the country station i listen to NEVER plays garth but they don't seem to play much in the way of '90s recurrents in general

some dude, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 15:57 (eleven years ago) link

though there's something different about Garth's ephemerality: while I hear e.g. John Anderson & Trisha Yearwood on country radio still, it's because those songs resonate; whereas Garth's songs rarely did (the quality that pushed his sales so high, paradoxically)

Euler, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 15:57 (eleven years ago) link

i guess i base it mostly off my sister and bro-in-law who have always been big fans of pop country etc....they were big garth fans but never seem to listen to him now...kenny chesney kinda captured that crowd, they just went to see him in concert a month ago w/tim mcgraw opening

Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 15:58 (eleven years ago) link

if Garth put out a new album today it would sell millions

Listen to this, dad (President Keyes), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 15:59 (eleven years ago) link

yeah, it's not like garth is running around trying to woo them though, unlike hammer and vanilla ice

da croupier, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 15:59 (eleven years ago) link

ugh my sister adores Chesney.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 16:00 (eleven years ago) link

"it's because those songs resonate; whereas Garth's songs rarely did (the quality that pushed his sales so high, paradoxically)" what does this even mean

da croupier, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 16:00 (eleven years ago) link

if Garth put out a new album today it would sell millions

― Listen to this, dad (President Keyes), Wednesday, August 8, 2012 11:59 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

no way

some dude, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 16:01 (eleven years ago) link

it would sell millions if garth did the media blitzkrieg he was a god at and could still swing on a rope over a stadium, but if he just plopped something out from his castle and ran away yeah it wouldn't work

da croupier, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 16:02 (eleven years ago) link

Wait, Garth Brooks is country royalty! Pretty sure a lot of those albums have never left people's disc-changers, let alone gotten sold back to the store or forgotten about. But I haven't followed his career with any attention at all so there could be one that's thought of as more of a dud, I guess.

Spirits Having Flown is a total New Jersey.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 16:03 (eleven years ago) link

just saying songs like "Rodeo" or "Papa Loved Mama" don't tell great stories & so what's appealing about them is that everyone else likes the songs, not that you like the song

I dunno, maybe it's bullshit

Euler, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 16:04 (eleven years ago) link

yeah that's crack talk, sorry

da croupier, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 16:04 (eleven years ago) link

Garth's crack

Euler, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 16:05 (eleven years ago) link

you can turn on a country radio station right now and you have a pretty good chance of hearing a Garth song within an hour

Listen to this, dad (President Keyes), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 16:05 (eleven years ago) link

xpost to da croupier

I wouldn't say 'hollow', necessarily, but I doubt that many would argue that it was a step down from Riot and a sign that the Sly magic was starting to wear off (although you could easily argue that Riot, genius as it is, was a surefire indicator of an impending slide).

Old Lunch, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 16:06 (eleven years ago) link

That it wasn't a step down, I mean.

Old Lunch, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 16:06 (eleven years ago) link

i said i got the logic! it's just harder to play this game with critical deities because people aren't as likely to concede the affair was weak

da croupier, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 16:07 (eleven years ago) link

he dropped a double CD of hits everyone already had in 2007 and it went 5X platinum

Listen to this, dad (President Keyes), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 16:08 (eleven years ago) link

alright I'm gonna listen to K102, Minnesota's Rockin' Country right now and on I Heart Radio and see if I hear Garth Brooks song

ok first up, some toolbox named Luke Bryan who says kiss tomorrow goodbye

Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 16:11 (eleven years ago) link

"Drunk On You" is good!

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 16:12 (eleven years ago) link

Everclear - Songs from an American Movie, Vol. 1

Old Lunch, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 16:13 (eleven years ago) link

is that the song i just heard? i have no idea.

ok they are playing independence day by martina mcbride which i guess is an "oldie" by now so maybe we'll hear garth.

Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 16:13 (eleven years ago) link

Elrond, just so we know the parameters of this experiment, how many country stations does your area have? I don't keep track of these things but it feels like I pass maybe four on the FM dial, and I would imagine they cater to different niches. Any ILM country heads know more about this?

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 16:14 (eleven years ago) link

btw i STILL have goddamn "bad medicine" stuck in my head, thanks thread

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 16:16 (eleven years ago) link

he dropped a double CD of hits everyone already had in 2007 and it went 5X platinum

― Listen to this, dad (President Keyes), Wednesday, August 8, 2012 12:08 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark

that really does not mean he could sell a million copies of an album of new songs in 2012, though

some dude, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 16:16 (eleven years ago) link

Philadelphia Country station played Garth 45 minutes ago.

Listen to this, dad (President Keyes), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 16:17 (eleven years ago) link

GARTHWATCH 2012

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 16:17 (eleven years ago) link

not sure you guys understand what an "event" a new Garth album would be in the Country world.

Listen to this, dad (President Keyes), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 16:17 (eleven years ago) link

but, yeah, if it was all Bluegrass or if it sucked then it would sell poorly

Listen to this, dad (President Keyes), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 16:18 (eleven years ago) link

not sure you understand how few albums sell a million copies anymore. so far this year it's just that Lionel Richie album.

some dude, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 16:19 (eleven years ago) link

Elrond, just so we know the parameters of this experiment, how many country stations does your area have? I don't keep track of these things but it feels like I pass maybe four on the FM dial, and I would imagine they cater to different niches. Any ILM country heads know more about this?

― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, August 8, 2012 11:14 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

actually....it looks like there are 2 of decent power FM...I think there used to be a quirkier old school AM station that played older cool stuff but that's pretty low powered...

both of them have playlists so fuck this i'm not going to listen to this shit

http://www.k102.com/iplaylist/playlist.html?last10=1

K102

and 102 Buz'n (??) Country

http://buzn1029.cbslocal.com/playlist/

Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 16:20 (eleven years ago) link

i think if Garth put out an album of new material and did even minimal "return of Garth" hype work, it would sell over a million. i wouldn't bet on "millions" plural, though.

alpine static, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 16:22 (eleven years ago) link

yeah, maybe. to me that feels a little like saying Bobby Brown could return to R&B radio and outsell Usher but maybe i'm underestimating him.

some dude, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 16:23 (eleven years ago) link

let's call him up and get this started

Listen to this, dad (President Keyes), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 16:24 (eleven years ago) link

Bobby Brown isn't to R&B what Brooks was to country, I don't think.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 16:25 (eleven years ago) link

bobby hasn't sold 128 million

Listen to this, dad (President Keyes), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 16:26 (eleven years ago) link

Garth is a deity in his genre in a way that Bobby Brown is ... not. A CD of new Garth songs would do quite well among people who still buy CDs, i.e. my aunt in Missouri.

alpine static, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 16:28 (eleven years ago) link

Garth vs. Bobby, how did we get here agaain?

alpine static, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 16:29 (eleven years ago) link

forget it alpine static, it's new jersey

Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 16:30 (eleven years ago) link

not sure you understand how few albums sell a million copies anymore. so far this year it's just that Lionel Richie album.

― some dude, Wednesday, August 8, 2012 12:19 PM Bookmark

Yeah, but country album sales are generally stronger than other genres, right? All three of Taylor Swift's records are 5x platinum or more. Lady Antebellum went 3x with their big record, single platinum with their other two. The goddamned Band Perry went platinum... Those aren't 1990s numbers - No Fences came close to double-diamond! - but a well-marketed comeback could still clean up.

Bobby Brown comparison is baffling. Garth Brooks is the best-selling albums artist of his era, in any genre, by a long shot. If John Lennon and George Harrison came back from the dead and reunited the Beatles, and their album came out the same day as Garth's, I still wouldn't know who to put my money on to win it.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 16:33 (eleven years ago) link

sorry guys i thought it was clear i was being facetious/purposefully diminishing w/ my bobby brown comparison

some dude, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 16:33 (eleven years ago) link

hmmmmmm, okay then

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 16:35 (eleven years ago) link

Garth's Vegas show is apparently just him in sweats with a guitar and atool. I'd like to see that.

Earth, Wind & Fire & Alabama (Eazy), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 16:37 (eleven years ago) link

(stool)

Earth, Wind & Fire & Alabama (Eazy), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 16:37 (eleven years ago) link

I'd see him with just a guitar and stool. Proper pants would be a nice touch, though.

alpine static, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 16:38 (eleven years ago) link

a guitar and a tool

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 16:38 (eleven years ago) link

Magic Garth

Earth, Wind & Fire & Alabama (Eazy), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 16:39 (eleven years ago) link

He'd like to see that.

some dude, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 16:39 (eleven years ago) link

i just want to watch garth brooks sit on a stool naked

max, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 16:42 (eleven years ago) link

thanks for killing the thread

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 16:49 (eleven years ago) link

traveled down the road and back again
your heart is true
you're a friend and a confidant

keeping things contextual (DJP), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 16:50 (eleven years ago) link

thanks for killing the thread

― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, August 8, 2012 12:49 PM Bookmark

The downward slide in the fans' estimation begins. Soon, it will be ILM's own New Jersey.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 16:53 (eleven years ago) link

Taylor Swift's Speak Now might end up being her New Jersey. I can't imagine any of the singles really being played 5 years down the line. "Mine" is a Fearless retread, might as well play "You Belong With Me" or "Love Story". "Back To December" is great, but its not quite country, or peppy enough for Pop radio. "Mean" might keep getting play on country radio, but I think as a song it is too tied to the Taylor Swift career narrative, and so when her star fades a little bit it won't have the same resonance. "The Story of Us" is too rock, and unless there is a major style change for her, it won't be seen as Taylor-enough to get played. "Sparks Fly" is another Fearless retread, and "Ours"... its not even on the proper album so maybe it shouldn't count at all.

brontosaur, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 17:57 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWPfK_3mbbk

scott seward, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 18:02 (eleven years ago) link

that's double platnum

Listen to this, dad (President Keyes), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 18:06 (eleven years ago) link

No way is that a New Jersey, people lost interest in the entire project almost immediately. DOA.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 18:12 (eleven years ago) link

i just like that song. he did get millions of people to buy an album that they were confused by and quickly forgot and a lot of promotion went into it. snl, vh1, etc. i think things started to fade a bit - by garth terms - after fresh horses.

scott seward, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 18:16 (eleven years ago) link

i just like that song. he did get millions of people to buy an album that they were confused by and quickly forgot and a lot of promotion went into it.

Marketing feels like it is as important to determining NJ-status as sales is.

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 18:43 (eleven years ago) link

when Bowie received some industry award from presenter Garth Brooks in '99 he thanked the committee "and, of course, Chris Gaines." The audience was like OOOOOOOH

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 18:47 (eleven years ago) link

Elvis Costello has several New Jerseys, but I suspect that Mighty Like A Rose is the winner/loser.

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 18:49 (eleven years ago) link

MLAR was a huge event album?

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 18:49 (eleven years ago) link

Spike?

Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 18:50 (eleven years ago) link

Elvis C is too mcuh a cultist to qualify but I'll be challopsy and say Armed Forces.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 18:54 (eleven years ago) link

he made good even great albums but it was the first time his anger felt like schtick.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 18:54 (eleven years ago) link

yeah with culty critic's picks you get into "here's where they started sucking and we didn't notice immediately" and "here's where we should have realized they'd never expand their audience" etc etc that rely far too much on taste

da croupier, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 18:55 (eleven years ago) link

Armed Forces does kinda fit, because at that point he was starting to look like a major star, but his momentum was slowing even before the Ray Charcles debacle

some dude, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 18:56 (eleven years ago) link

i really don't get the sense that people were like "well it's over for EC" when Get Happy! out

da croupier, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 18:59 (eleven years ago) link

i mean we're dealing with serious serious hindsight here

da croupier, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:00 (eleven years ago) link

AF was his commercial peak.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:00 (eleven years ago) link

Does Spiceworld count?

keeping things contextual (DJP), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:01 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, do people really think Armed Forces feels a bit hollow or signals a decline? I'm not a big EC stan at all, but I think it's a great record, and stands up. xpost

Ermahgerd Thomas (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:02 (eleven years ago) link

Spiceworld counts, I think.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:03 (eleven years ago) link

It's hard for me to hear AF these days without trying to forget the literally dozens of acerbic roots-rock records he's released since I started typing this sentence.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:05 (eleven years ago) link

that's super, but there's no reason that's a New Jersey any more than Get Happy! which charted equally but sold less, and had about equally high charting singles in the UK that are slightly less well known afaik

da croupier, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:06 (eleven years ago) link

I don't think Costello really works for this

frogbs, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:07 (eleven years ago) link

yeah you gotta have a slippery when wet to hope to have a new jersey

da croupier, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:10 (eleven years ago) link

seems clear that part of the thread's purpose is to deny the premise -- it seems clearly NOT to be the case that every huge artist has a New Jersey

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:10 (eleven years ago) link

more like people like to ignore the word "huge" or allow for liberal interpretations of it

some dude, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:13 (eleven years ago) link

along those lines, I think you can make an argument for Actual Sounds + Voices as Meat Beat Manifesto's New Jersey

keeping things contextual (DJP), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:15 (eleven years ago) link

also 13 Above The Night for My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult

keeping things contextual (DJP), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:15 (eleven years ago) link

Spiceworld otoh is an excellent choice

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:17 (eleven years ago) link

what about For Those About To Rock We Salute You? AC/DC's first #1 album.

da croupier, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:21 (eleven years ago) link

yeah that's not bad

Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:24 (eleven years ago) link

though....Razor's Edge brought them back to a new popularity later on

Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:24 (eleven years ago) link

yeah but you follow back in black with an album that goes to #1 for 3 weeks...only to never hit the US top ten again for a decade. You can have a comeback, but Salute was definitely a hollow album the label said LET'S GET IT UP for

da croupier, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:26 (eleven years ago) link

i'm sold.

Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:27 (eleven years ago) link

i kinda feel like challopsing the fuck out of the thread and saying The White Album

Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:27 (eleven years ago) link

has there ever been a more hollow album in hindsight, more of a blatant sign of a career decline than the white album? I think not.

da croupier, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:30 (eleven years ago) link

the beatles broke up because clearly the world stopped caring

da croupier, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:30 (eleven years ago) link

i admitted i was trolling!

Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:33 (eleven years ago) link

Goat's Head Soup maybe--except that it outsold Exile by quite a bit.

Listen to this, dad (President Keyes), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:35 (eleven years ago) link

Doing really well sales-wise is one of the requirements of being a New Jersey.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:37 (eleven years ago) link

looking at their solo careers, John avoided the New Jersey by releasing a flat-out dud (Some Time In New York City) and not quite recovering until death and someone with a better sense of what it was like to live in a world with Wings can figure out when Paul's horseshit stopped being an "event". Based on stats I can see an argument for George's Living In The Material World (esp. since I've never even heard of the #1 hit "Give Me Love".

da croupier, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:37 (eleven years ago) link

this would probably be Dead Man's Party for Oingo Boingo

keeping things contextual (DJP), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:40 (eleven years ago) link

the problem with finding a New Jersey for the Stones is that I don't think they've ever admitted an album wasn't a huge event yet. I can see cases for Goats heads, Undercover and Voodoo Lounge though.

da croupier, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:42 (eleven years ago) link

I think everyone is missing the obvious here, Bizaar/Bizzar by ICP

frogbs, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:42 (eleven years ago) link

Jewel- Spirit

Listen to this, dad (President Keyes), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:43 (eleven years ago) link

Re: For Those About To Rock, I worked in a record store when that was released. We pre-ordered a TON of them based on Back In Black's popularity, and still had huge piles of them sale priced for a year afterwards.

Ermahgerd Thomas (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:43 (eleven years ago) link

lol yes xpost

da croupier, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:44 (eleven years ago) link

actually "lol yes" to that anecdote too

it's crazy looking at sales in the '80s-'90s, times really have changed

da croupier, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:44 (eleven years ago) link

naw, The Amazing Jeckel Brothers is the pick for ICP

keeping things contextual (DJP), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:44 (eleven years ago) link

Rock and Roll Jesus for Kid Rock?

keeping things contextual (DJP), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:46 (eleven years ago) link

actually it seems like he's had TWO (Cocky)

keeping things contextual (DJP), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:47 (eleven years ago) link

For Elton, does either Caribou or Rock of the Westies qualify?

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:47 (eleven years ago) link

the problem there is that Rock'n'Roll Jesus was actually a comeback album following what was assumed to be a career decline xpost

da croupier, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:47 (eleven years ago) link

naw, The Amazing Jeckel Brothers is the pick for ICP

weren't this and The Great Milenko the big ones? From what I remember Jeckel Bros. was one of the best

frogbs, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:48 (eleven years ago) link

oh shit i forgot about his self titled album, Cocky DEFINITELY counts

FOREVER

da croupier, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:48 (eleven years ago) link

though actually Cocky got most of its sales late in the game thanks to the belated success of "Picture"...really Kid Rock may be too wily a scamp for this

da croupier, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:49 (eleven years ago) link

weren't this and The Great Milenko the big ones? From what I remember Jeckel Bros. was one of the best

Yes it was, which is the point; we're looking for a massive album that clearly telegraphs that the band was on a full tilt slide out of vogue and is retroactively embarrassing/terrible. Bizaar/Bizzar sold less than half of what Jeckel Brothers sold.

keeping things contextual (DJP), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:51 (eleven years ago) link

It's actually kind of amazing - Cocky is definitely the New Jersey for fans of the "my name is KIIIIIIIIIIIIIID" kid rock but ground zero for the people who love his later bullshit.

da croupier, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:53 (eleven years ago) link

actually the Jewel comparison tracks pretty closely:

both Slippery and Pieces of You went 12x platinum in the US

New Jersey went 7x and Spirit went 4x

I can't remember a single song from Spirit

Listen to this, dad (President Keyes), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:54 (eleven years ago) link

you don't remember "Fat Boy"?

TS: "Pieces Of You" vs "Fat Boy"

keeping things contextual (DJP), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:55 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/heQi0AZBH-0/0.jpghttp://i.ytimg.com/vi/heQi0AZBH-0/0.jpg

FAT BOY-EEE

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:59 (eleven years ago) link

doh

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:59 (eleven years ago) link

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/heQi0AZBH-0/mqdefault.jpg

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:59 (eleven years ago) link

The neat thing about Monster being a New Jersey is that it was dramatic style shift that America bought and then quickly regretted. Usually a New Jersey is a MORE OF WHAT YOU LOVE kind of album, but I guess while Monster certainly wasn't a "more nightswimming!" album, it was in touch enough with the post-grunge vibe that people didn't get grossed out until after the fact.

da croupier, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 20:00 (eleven years ago) link

"Hands" was the big hit from Spirit.

Jeremy Spencer Slid in Class Today (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 20:01 (eleven years ago) link

Yes it was, which is the point; we're looking for a massive album that clearly telegraphs that the band was on a full tilt slide out of vogue and is retroactively embarrassing/terrible.

Well Jeckel Bros. is probably their least retroactively embarrassing/terrible release, and ICP was never really in vogue

frogbs, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 20:03 (eleven years ago) link

Well Jeckel Bros. is probably their least retroactively embarrassing/terrible release

this does not compute at all

keeping things contextual (DJP), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 20:05 (eleven years ago) link

although looking back at the track list it looks like "Piggy Pie" was actually on Milenko so maybe I should be backing that one

keeping things contextual (DJP), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 20:06 (eleven years ago) link

its also got "The Neden Game" which is the one track even people who hate ICP tend to like

frogbs, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 20:09 (eleven years ago) link

Rock Of The Westies, mentioned a while back, is a good one I think. Debuted at #1 on the Billboard chart, yet "Island Girl" was the only charting single, and I struggled to remember any song titles without looking it up. Pretty neglected/forgotten about today?

Ermahgerd Thomas (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 20:16 (eleven years ago) link

yeah survivors like Elton always muddy the waters a bit - he put out "Don't Go Breaking My Heart" the same year - but Rock definitely seems like a bloom is off the rose moment

da croupier, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 20:21 (eleven years ago) link

Roll With It and Crash, good thoughts.

Tangentially, there were a lot of slumpy followups in those years: Edie Brickell, Ghost of a Dog; Lisa Loeb, Firecracker; Tori Amos, Under the Pink. I don't think the foregoing are "huge artists," though, rite?

Winwood had been huge-ish because of SDG and Blind Faith, but I don't think the audience for "Roll with It" was the same audience as for Blind Faith (or, for that matter, Arc of a Diver).

BTW, "I Go to Extremes" and "Matter of Trust" are still in my head as much as any Joel is (which is not that much, but still) "Remember the Time" was my high school class's prom song.

Ye Mad Puffin, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 20:29 (eleven years ago) link

Aerosmith - Nine Lives

Old Lunch, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 20:41 (eleven years ago) link

that was a big dropoff from Get A Grip, though -- GAG sold as much as Pump, but maybe it's too well remembered for its videos to be a New Jersey?

some dude, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 20:45 (eleven years ago) link

btw does anyone else hear Fred Armisen as David Paterson saying "New JERSEY!" in their head a lot while reading this thread?

some dude, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 20:46 (eleven years ago) link

i do now

da croupier, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 20:46 (eleven years ago) link

George's Living in the Material World is a good one

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 20:51 (eleven years ago) link

yeah aerosmith's tough - Nine Lives was definitely a #1 debut BIG EVENT album but tanked fast. Get A Grip's singles were so similar SNL made a joke out of it, so I could see the argument they were already being propped up by Alicia Silverstone, but really their entire Geffen run was so on borrowed time that I don't see anyone begrudging the hits.

da croupier, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 20:54 (eleven years ago) link

i still hear "Livin' On The Edge" on rock stations, i wonder if any '90s hits' stations play any of the Silverstone trilogy anymore

some dude, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 20:58 (eleven years ago) link

ha -- heard "Crazy" yesterday morning on the eighties/nineties station

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 21:04 (eleven years ago) link

that kinda lovin' sends a man right to his grave

some dude, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 21:10 (eleven years ago) link

I remember being amazed at how long "Cryin'" was played on the radio until I realized I was actually hearing "Crazy"

keeping things contextual (DJP), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 21:16 (eleven years ago) link

lol

some dude, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 21:17 (eleven years ago) link

Debbie Gibson - Electric Youth

LeRooLeRoo, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 22:30 (eleven years ago) link

i honestly considered that the other day but vetoed myself since I still remembered the hooks to the two biggest hits, plus I don't know if it sounds any less hollow than the debut. Others more invested may feel differently.

da croupier, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 22:36 (eleven years ago) link

like "straight up" and "opposites attract" definitely get more love than "promise of a new day" and "rush rush" but do people really rate "foolish beat" above "lost in your eyes" or whatever?

If so, then Step By Step probably counts

da croupier, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 22:38 (eleven years ago) link

the presence of "Vibeology" drags the whole thing into New Jersey territory imo

some dude, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 22:40 (eleven years ago) link

there's this blurry zone between a New Jersey and a flop that we hit a lot, the "commercial disappointment" that still does honorable business. Part of what makes New Jersey so interesting is that for anyone else it'd be HUGE. Like Spellbound - anyone would love having five top 20 hits off an album, but it feels like the beginning of the end now.

da croupier, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 22:43 (eleven years ago) link

New Jersey rolled out a lot like Country albums do--two years after its predecessor, just after the singles from the last album had stopped coming out, and is pretty similar to that other album. A lot of other follow-ups to massive hits come after an extended break, and the artist has either "matured" or the music scene has changed.

Listen to this, dad (President Keyes), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 22:51 (eleven years ago) link

Part of what makes New Jersey so interesting is that for anyone else it'd be HUGE

I don't think most artists would complain if they had Bon Jovi's post-NJ career either: going by Wiki, five platinum/multi-platinum albums and two gold albums in the US (only considering studio album), 8 Top 40 singles in the US, still touring stadiums 25 years after their biggest album.

EveningStar (Sund4r), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 23:21 (eleven years ago) link

so instead of studying for a test i'm trying to come up with TIERS

the New Jersey: a huge event album that's massive by all reasonable standards but is shadowed by the album(s) that ironically are the only reason it was massive, since it was pretty damn shallow on its own merits (i.e. New Jersey, Spellbound, For Those About To Rock, Spirits Having Flown, Afterburner, Fore!, Be Here Now in the UK)

the Fairweather Johnson: a huge event album that still sells better than it should've thanks to the band's previous success, but one could almost immediately sense fortunes going considerably southward even if one was a fan (i.e. Fairweather Johnson, Supposed Former Infatuation Junkie, Nine Lives, Be Here Now in the US)

da croupier, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 23:25 (eleven years ago) link

haha dude you've taken this and run with it

but i think those are totally valid distinctions to make, the fundamental difference is that the Fairweather Johnson is viewed as underperforming or being slightly disappointing AT THE TIME, the New Jersey is only revealed in the fullness of time.

Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 23:27 (eleven years ago) link

lol yeah sorry if i'm hijacking or anything, i just love this shit.

I don't think most artists would complain if they had Bon Jovi's post-NJ career either: going by Wiki, five platinum/multi-platinum albums and two gold albums in the US (only considering studio album), 8 Top 40 singles in the US, still touring stadiums 25 years after their biggest album.

yeah, though there was a serious drop off stateside after New Jersey, these guys were fucking troopers

da croupier, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 23:27 (eleven years ago) link

more simply, everyone thinks a New Jersey is a Slippery When Wet at the time

you're not hijacking at all! i hadn't really thought it out ever but it was just kicking around in my head.

Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 23:28 (eleven years ago) link

in movies this is Return of the Jedi

Listen to this, dad (President Keyes), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 23:31 (eleven years ago) link

I don't think Spirits Having Flown is a New Jersey, I hear "Too Much Heaven" & "Love You Inside Out" too much for that. though the last time I heard "Love You Inside Out" was at a restaurant in Paris, & it was followed up by "Call Me Maybe", so really who knows

Euler, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 23:32 (eleven years ago) link

in movies this is Return of the Jedi

― Listen to this, dad (President Keyes), Wednesday, August 8, 2012 6:31 PM (33 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

woah, totally.

Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 23:32 (eleven years ago) link

yeah i was wondering re: bee gees if it was different in europe, in America I have a real sense that despite being #1s, "Tragedy" "Love You Inside Out" and "Too Much Heaven" get nowhere the play of the Saturday Night Fever/Main Course stuff.

da croupier, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 23:33 (eleven years ago) link

LOL re: Jedi, otm

Not sure I buy Fairweather Johnson as an 'event album,' but take that phrase out and it's a really useful category - things that sold massively in the first weeks, entirely on the momentum of the previous record, then died completely as everyone either realized it wasn't as good, or that the moment had simply passed. SFIJ is in this category, and probably a ton more much-hyped flops that are technically non-flops since they sold a million plus and had a ''hit'' in the first single (before the jig was up). The New Jersey is a much, much smaller club; I feel like this thread has maybe produced a dozen or fifteen, total, in between all the cult hits (not relevant), flop records (New Jerseys are successful, i like Elrond's point that they appear to be Slipperys) and ordinary sophomore slumps (which don't enjoy even the momentum sales of a Fairweather Johnson).

Xpost Re: Bee Gees, this may be a US/Europe divide. None of those songs are US radio regulars, although I did hear a dude request ''Tragedy'' a few weeks ago.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 23:40 (eleven years ago) link

"Tragedy" rules so I'd be offended if it was forgotten entirely.

But yeah, re: Fairweathers forget "event album" - it's just a good way for us to make New Jersey a more exclusive honor

da croupier, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 23:44 (eleven years ago) link

There's a phenomenon that's similar which I would dub the Journey Through The Secret Life of Plants (AKA the One From the Heart, in the film world), which is the instance wherein a respected artist, after having poured themselves into a critically-acclaimed and commercially successful work, basically opens up the pressure valve and sees a concurrent downturn in their critical and commercial success.

Old Lunch, Thursday, 9 August 2012 00:32 (eleven years ago) link

Step By Step def one.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 August 2012 03:52 (eleven years ago) link

Step By Step SO otm

Old Lunch, by "pressure valve," you mean doing what they want, marketplace be damned?

mr.raffles, Thursday, 9 August 2012 04:02 (eleven years ago) link

I don't know the band's discography well enough to pick one, but I have to believe the White Stripes have a New Jersey, right?

alpine static, Thursday, 9 August 2012 04:13 (eleven years ago) link

chocolate starfish and the hotdog flavored water

billstevejim, Thursday, 9 August 2012 04:19 (eleven years ago) link

50 cent - the massacre

billstevejim, Thursday, 9 August 2012 04:24 (eleven years ago) link

yeah i was wondering re: bee gees if it was different in europe, in America I have a real sense that despite being #1s, "Tragedy" "Love You Inside Out" and "Too Much Heaven" get nowhere the play of the Saturday Night Fever/Main Course stuff.

― da croupier, Wednesday, August 8, 2012 4:33 PM (4 hours ago)

Same thing happened with Andy Gibb's three U.S. number ones though the local old school R&B station where I live revived "I Just Want to Be Your Everything" and it seems to have stuck around.

timellison, Thursday, 9 August 2012 04:25 (eleven years ago) link

Old Lunch, by "pressure valve," you mean doing what they want, marketplace be damned?

Nah, I just mean there's a clear sense that, after serving up this magnum opus that ate up years of their lives (and possibly shaved a few off the back end), they're going to be putting significantly less than 100% of themselves into all subsequent efforts. The implicit statement being, "Well, I can't top that, so instead of even making that foolish attempt, I'm just gonna relax and have a mid-level career from here on out."

Old Lunch, Thursday, 9 August 2012 04:46 (eleven years ago) link

I don't know the band's discography well enough to pick one, but I have to believe the White Stripes have a New Jersey, right?

satan imo

we know about this ---˃ (electricsound), Thursday, 9 August 2012 04:49 (eleven years ago) link

so I just tried to compile a list of some of the biggest examples of this phenomenon with the reasoning. I tried to stick to albums that
a) sold at least 3 million copies.
b) achieved enough success as not to guarantee the next one would do even worse. I left out Adrenalize because even if 3 million sold and 4 top 40 hits is kind of stunning in hindsight, it's still a Fairweather Johnson following a diamond album with 6 top 20 hits.
c) few would argue these albums have been found wanting in hindsight - and wanting compared to their previous work (excluded seger and bizkit cuz i don't know people are raving about the Significant Other and Stranger In Town hits considerably more than Chocolate Starfish and Against The Wind hits, even if those latter albums were the end of their strongest sales period).

Garth Brooks, Sevens
(10x platinum #1 album with 4 top 5 country hits including 2 #1s. The previous album, Fresh Horses, went 7x platinum and also had 4 top 5 country hits including 2 #1s. However, Sevens was notorious for its heavy promotion, and his Chris Gaines follow-up only went 2x platinum. When he finally released another studio non-Christmas country album, it was his lowest seller - still 5x platinum - and his last to date.)

Backstreet Boys, Black & Blue
(8x platinum #1 album with two top 40 hits, including one top ten. The previous album went 13x platinum with four top 40 hits, including two top tens. The next album only went platinum. Notably, the hits comp released a year after Black & Blue only went platinum, too.)

Bon Jovi, New Jersey
(7x platinum #1 album with 5 top ten hits including 2 #1s. In comparison, previous album Slippery When Wet had only 3 top ten hits despite eventually going 12x platinum. However, follow-up Keep The Faith was a 2x platinum #5 album with 1 top ten hit. The three Slippery hits rank #1, 3 &4 in popularity on Spotify. While the two #1s from NJ make the top ten, you have to scroll past umpteen "Living On A Prayers" and "Always"s and "Bed of Roses"s to get to the other hits.)

Guns'n'Roses, Use Your Illusion I & II
(both albums went 7x platinum, with Vol. 1 offering two top ten hits and each giving another top 40. The previous release, G'n'R Lies, admittedly an EP, sold 5x million. While all the hits - and "Civil War" still get love on Spotify, it's definitely got nothing on Appetite and almost unanimously people see The Beginning Of The End in a way they didn't at the time.)

Cranberries, No Need To Argue
(7x platinum #6 album with two top 40 "pop" hits - it was that funky airplay time - that charted less than pair from the previous album, which only went 5x platinum. However, the follow-up To The Faithfully Departed only went 2x platinum, and if someone thinks this album is anywhere as good as the first, speak up cuz ILX hasn't heard you).

Journey, Frontiers
(6x platinum #2 album with 4 top 30 hits including 1 top ten. Previous album Escape went 9x platinum with 3 top 10 hits. The follow-up, Raised On Radio would have four top 20 hits but only go 2x platinum. Plus everybody got into side projects after Frontiers. Plus the highest charting song was "Separate Ways").

ZZ Top, Afterburner
(5x platinum #4 album - their highest charting ever - with four top 40 hits, including #8 "Sleeping Bag." In comparison, previous album Eliminator only had 2 top 40 hits, including #8 "Legs," despite going 10x platinum. However, follow-up Recycler only went platinum and had no top 40 hits. Only "Rough Boy" makes spotify's top ten in popularity and none of the tracks were deemed worth of inclusion of their "Hi-Five" digital pack).

Billy Joel, River Of Dreams
(5x platinum #1 album with 2 top 20 hits, including the #3 title track. Billy's previous album, Storm Front, had 2 top 10 hits including a #1, but only went 4x platinum. However, "We Didn't Start The Fire" is a notch above "River" on Spotify, "The Downeaster Alexa" several notches above "Lullaby - Goodnight Angel" and about half of Storm Front passes before we see "All About Soul". His only follow-up has been a classical album.)

R.E.M., Monster
(4x platinum #1 album with two top 40 singles, both of which charted higher than the three top 40 hits from their previous album Automatic For The People, which also went 4x platinum - but peaked at #2. However, follow-up New Adventures In Hi-Fi only went platinum and had no top 40 hits. Ranking tracks on Spotify by popularity, you have to scroll through album tracks of Automatic to get to "Bang And Blame". Plus there's the whole 'most sold back CD ever' thing).

Bone Thugs-n-Harmony, The Art Of War
(4x platinum #1 album with two top 40 singles including one top 5. The previous album, E. 1999 Eternal, also was a 4x platinum #1 with two top 20 hits including a #1. The follow-up, BTNH Resurrection, only went platinum and had no pop hits. "Look Into My Eyes" has not had the longevity of "1st Of Da Month" or "Da Cross Roads."

Boston, Third Stage
(4x platinum #1 album with two top ten hits including one #1, despite coming eight years after the last album. However, in 1987, Boston had gone 9x platinum, Don't Look Back 4x platinum and Third Stage 4x time platinum. Today, Boston is at 17x platinum, and Don't Look Back is at 7x platinum. Third Stage remains at four, and the follow-up, Walk On only went Platinum).

Genesis, We Can't Dance
(4x platinum #4 album with 5 top 30 singles - including one top ten. Admittedly a notch down chart-wise from Invisible Touch - 6x platinum #3 album, 5 top 5 hits including a #1 - and Phil's But Seriously - 4x platinum #1 album, 3 top 5 hits including a #1. But still no reason to assume Phil's next solo album just two years later would fail to make the top ten and only go platinum. Until you remember the last top ten hit was "I Can't Dance.")

AC/DC, For Those About To Rock We Salute You
(4x platinum #1 album - their first and only chart-topper until 2008. While Back In Black has been printing money since its release, having gone 20x, both Salute and Highway to Hell hit 2x platinum in late '84. Highway is now at 7x platinum, Salute at 4x. None of the three albums that followed Salute have passed single platinum).

Lionel Richie, Dancing On The Ceiling
(4x platinum #1 album with four top ten hits, including one #1. In comparison, previous album Can't Slow Down had five top ten hits, including 2 #1s, and eventually went 10x platinum. Lionel wouldn't even release another single until 1992, so it's hard to say how another '80s album would have done, but Dancing is definitely considered inferior to CSD).

Spice Girls, Spiceworld
(4x platinum #3 album with three top 20 hits including 1 top 10, the aptly named "Too Much". Previous album, Spice, went 7x platinum with three top 5 hits including a #1. Following album, Forever, only hit #39 and had one top 20 hit, the aptly named "Goodbye.")

Huey Lewis, Fore!
(3x platinum #1 album with 5 top ten hits including 2 #1s. In comparison, previous album Sports had four top ten hits and nothing even in the top 5 despite going 7x platinum. However, follow-up Small World only went platinum and had just one top ten hit. Spotify suggests the hits off Fore! are just as popular as the Sports hits, though. Even "Jacob's Ladder". Still, ILX has consistently dissed this album.)

Paula Abdul, Spellbound
(3x platinum #1 album with 5 top 20 hits including 2 #1s. While the previous album, Forever Your Girl went 7x platinum with 4 #1s, the follow-up to Spellbound, Head Over Heels would only go gold with one top 30 hit.)

Foreigner, Agent Provocateur
(3x platinum #4 album with the band's first #1 single. However, the follow-up Inside Information would only go single platinum and Agent has garnered fewer fewer platinum discs than any previous album - Head Games and Records actually leapfrogged it.)

Some are more debatable than others, but feel like all deserve a home if we do a poll. Any others that meet this standard?

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 06:02 (eleven years ago) link

oh also i stuck entirely to US sales and career trajectories. if someone's offended they can do whatever, i just wanted to make a long list and look at stats.

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 06:08 (eleven years ago) link

foreigner's records is a best-of fwiw

mookieproof, Thursday, 9 August 2012 06:25 (eleven years ago) link

i know, but i was still surprised there was a time agent had sold more, considering records had been out for a while when agent was released

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 06:29 (eleven years ago) link

Love the long list and the stats. Will have to digest. I think point B is super crucial - you would not immediately think, seeing this album's success, that this is anything but a band in a strong position career-wise. And yet in hindsight it's also easy to see that somehow the rot had set in here, that this album kind of basically was long on singles and short on deep cuts, that it was all kind of samey, that the biggest hits were actually riding momentum, whatever it is that makes New Jersey not feel like a major record despite the killer sales profile. This ineffable "feel" is pretty key to the whole thing but hard to quantify, naturally.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 9 August 2012 06:37 (eleven years ago) link

How many of those were real event albums? I feel like that's the magic element, an emptiness born of mass delusion, that turns a mere Agent Provocateur into a full-blown Use Your Illusion.

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 9 August 2012 06:52 (eleven years ago) link

that's part of why i put them in order of sales - one of could easily make the argument that 7x platinum is the cut-off. I just chose 3x platinum since Spellbound was a pretty big deal and still pretty undeniably a success.

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 06:58 (eleven years ago) link

i'm not going to go to bat for my one contribution to this thread or anything, but i am having a hard time understanding this and would love it if you'd take another shot at explaining what it means. (note: it's not you, it's me. i'm dumb.)

b) achieved enough success as not to guarantee the next one would do even worse. I left out Adrenalize because even if 3 million sold and 4 top 40 hits is kind of stunning in hindsight, it's still a Fairweather Johnson following a diamond album with 6 top 20 hits.

or maybe, to put it more clearly, why is Adrenalize a FJ and not a NJ?

regardless, nice work on that list! very impressive

alpine static, Thursday, 9 August 2012 07:40 (eleven years ago) link

I don't know much about Def Leppard, but from the Wiki info it seems like it sold well enough to be a New Jersey - four singles in the US Rock top ten, with two of them hitting #1, and the album itself is 3x platinum. Maybe not a monster but surely a hit record, right? So all that's left is to determine whether it has the general feeling of dudness, irrelevancy, and failure to contribute meaningfully to the band's reputation, that hint at New Jersey "the hit that felt like a bomb" status.

Let's bear in mind here that Fairweather Johnson debuted at #1 on the albums chart, sold copies quickly to three out of the eleven million Cracked Rear View buyers... and then started slipping immediately. First single "Old Man & Me" (a pleasant tune IMO) made #13 on the Hot 100 - respectable, but the equivalent of the previous album's fourth single "Time" (anyone remember this one?) which got to #14. The followup, "Tucker's Town," (???) barely cracked the top 40 at #38, and "Sad Caper" (nooooo idea) did not chart, which would be true of all of the band's future singles. It's a flop that also happens to be a straight career-killer. It doesn't look to me like Adrenalize is either of those things.

Now let's get the rock outta here!

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 9 August 2012 07:56 (eleven years ago) link

(note, Cracked Rear View has shipped 16 million and sold 11 million. And either way, holy fuck, that's a lot of copies of Cracked Rear View.)

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 9 August 2012 08:01 (eleven years ago) link

I felt like, even before it came out, no one thought Fairweather Johnson had any chance of hitting anywhere close to CRV's success. Hootie felt like a novelty, not a group with a "career" ahead of it. The reviews all seemed along the lines of "maybe they could have have kept this shit up if they had written catchier songs, but oh well"

Listen to this, dad (President Keyes), Thursday, 9 August 2012 08:41 (eleven years ago) link

I had never heard of Fairweather Johnson before this thread.

Get wolves (DL), Thursday, 9 August 2012 10:02 (eleven years ago) link

regardless, nice work on that list! very impressive

OTM

Plus there's the whole 'most sold back CD ever' thing

Is this based on some statistic or is it just an impression people have? I've been wondering. I can believe that a lot of people might have sold it back, although I still think Monster is a good album, one I'd easily rate over Green and probably over Out of Time.

EveningStar (Sund4r), Thursday, 9 August 2012 10:33 (eleven years ago) link

I think it's less about Monster's actual quality and more about its longterm appeal to the audience who bought in with "Losing My Religion" and "Everybody Hurts".

Tim F, Thursday, 9 August 2012 10:36 (eleven years ago) link

still think Rattle & Hum is a New Jersey, would add it to the list; it had a movie! Doesn't get more event than that.& now they've passed it over in their deluxe edition reissue project as though it doesn't exist

Euler, Thursday, 9 August 2012 12:09 (eleven years ago) link

5x platinum btw

Euler, Thursday, 9 August 2012 12:10 (eleven years ago) link

Great thread. In terms of UK stuff I feel like Arctic Monkeys - Favourite Worst Nightmare was a sorta-kinda-maybe example of this.

record-collection rave (Mr Andy M), Thursday, 9 August 2012 12:15 (eleven years ago) link

Alright, I'm convinced, re: Adrenalize. It was definitely a consistently purchased, promoted album through 4 top 40 singles, on MTV all the time.

U2 was another one I wrestled with - on one level Rattle & Hum has a lot of New Jersey qualities, but is it really an album-album or one of those continuance albums like Zooropa and the '80s live EPs? They definitely sacrificed their Rattle & Hum personas to survive - passes the "hollow" test - but what about How To Dismantle An Atomic Bomb? That managed to go 3x platinum of mega-promotion - just south of All You Can't Leave Behind's 4x plat - despite far weaker singles? And Achtung Baby was no career decline compared to No Line On The Horizon.

Though basically, while I pruned the list to the strongest arguments, if there's a strong argument to be made for a multi-platinum album I think we should throw it on in a poll. So maybe put Adrenalize, Rattle and Atomic on?

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 12:42 (eleven years ago) link

as a coda:

New Kids on the Block - Step By Step

3x platinum with two top tens, including one #1 (the title track). The third single "Let's Try It Again," however, stopped at #53. Their next album generated one top fifteen and had one less New Kid (the Old Kid left).

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 August 2012 12:42 (eleven years ago) link

"3x platinum off mega-promotion" i mean xpost

yeah nkotb probably deserves inclusion for managing to get "Tonight" in the top 10.

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 12:44 (eleven years ago) link

it's probably a point in Adrenalize's favor that 10-year-old me bought maybe a dozen CDs in 1992 and that was one of them.

everyone who pretended to like me is goon (some dude), Thursday, 9 August 2012 12:47 (eleven years ago) link

I keep forgetting how young some of you are.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 9 August 2012 12:49 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTo3N73hpPg

a horseshit Beatles homage second single in the top ten really is more New Jersey than Fairweather Johnson

(and before anyone says anything, Tears For Fears' Seeds Of Love only went single platinum)

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 12:49 (eleven years ago) link

not only a Beatles homage BUT a self-reflexive commentary!

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 August 2012 12:50 (eleven years ago) link

Is this based on some statistic or is it just an impression people have? I've been wondering. I can believe that a lot of people might have sold it back, although I still think Monster is a good album, one I'd easily rate over Green and probably over Out of Time.

yeah it's not a hard stat but an impression that was included in any article about Used CD stores for a while. I love Monster, but have to admit there's been a drop in its estimation over the years, esp compared to Automatic.

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 13:01 (eleven years ago) link

A couple more contenders with big lead single(s) and no legacy:

Texas - The Hush
The Killers - Day & Age

I was wondering about Coldplay, specifically Viva La Vida, but I think they've probably managed to avoid this fate.

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 9 August 2012 13:04 (eleven years ago) link

I'd say Sam's Town more than D&A.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 August 2012 13:09 (eleven years ago) link

Coldplay may count. i was gonna say X&Y is theirs but somehow that's their biggest selling album in the UK!?

everyone who pretended to like me is goon (some dude), Thursday, 9 August 2012 13:17 (eleven years ago) link

Viva La Vida is one of their biggest singles - X&Y sounded like a New Jersey but they survived it handily.

Get wolves (DL), Thursday, 9 August 2012 13:20 (eleven years ago) link

I decided I'd rock New Jersey itself this afternoon, but tbh three songs in and I'm not sure how much more I can take.

Bombast! everywhere. This appears to be an album constructed entirely of moments to be hollered along to in stadiums. Which are mostly fine in isolation, actually, but they haven't been knitted together at all. 'Bad Medicine' is completely deranged - there are about six different choruses here, but no verses and no progression; chanting crowds burst in continually; guitar solos like jet engines; the key changes randomly. It reminds me of those Jive Bunny style megamixes that were popular around the same time.

The effect is like reeling around drunkenly inside an iron maiden.

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 9 August 2012 13:32 (eleven years ago) link

bad medicine is terrible

Listen to this, dad (President Keyes), Thursday, 9 August 2012 13:33 (eleven years ago) link

Worst Summer job ever was working at the Tilly Balloon Co. (the Monster artwork is one of their balloons).
Spending all day "testing" balloons. Put balloon over spigot... send air into balloon... balloon pops in your face 3x outta 10 (no, you DON'T get used to this).

Was still more fun than listening to "Monster" though.

mr.raffles, Thursday, 9 August 2012 13:38 (eleven years ago) link

and we could've had more medicine!

The album was initially meant to be a double album; however, this idea was rejected by the record company because they got nervous about the higher price point and decided they would only release a single album

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 August 2012 13:38 (eleven years ago) link

My theory re: New Jersey is that somewhere along the line they and Fairbairn (he produced, right?) realized Hysteria was turning out huge, went "Oh shit" and mixed the album accordingly.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 9 August 2012 13:39 (eleven years ago) link

I am trying to work the Foo Fighters into this theory. By all accounts it should be 'There Is Nothing Left To Lose' but my guess is they got even bigger after that?

Matt DC, Thursday, 9 August 2012 13:41 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah. Hysteria added a wrinkle in the seven-singles-plus formula: the fourth and fifth singles could be the biggest ones.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 August 2012 13:42 (eleven years ago) link

what about the Chili Peppers' By The Way?

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 August 2012 13:43 (eleven years ago) link

Absolutely

Get wolves (DL), Thursday, 9 August 2012 13:53 (eleven years ago) link

only went 2x platinum

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 13:55 (eleven years ago) link

also one could argue RHCP has stayed the same, it's just the Modern Rock Chart that's gotten smaller

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 13:55 (eleven years ago) link

pretty hard to find New Jerseys that actually did half of New Jersey's numbers in the 2000s on

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 13:57 (eleven years ago) link

I am trying to work the Foo Fighters into this theory. By all accounts it should be 'There Is Nothing Left To Lose' but my guess is they got even bigger after that?

― Matt DC, Thursday, August 9, 2012 9:41 AM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark

almost every FF album has sold more or less the same amount, had more or less the same success with singles, with The Colour & The Shape standing slightly above the others. that kind of workmanlike arc probably is a different matter entirely than too big to fail New Jerseys.

everyone who pretended to like me is goon (some dude), Thursday, 9 August 2012 13:59 (eleven years ago) link

I think Rattle & Hum has to count - as Euler points out, "it had a movie!" It got thrown under the bus later and now seems obviously a minor work, "nothing to see here, practically an EP really" - but it was a huge deal, heavily promoted "event," right? Plus one #3 Hot 100 single, and all four singles peaked pretty high on Mainstream and/or Modern Rock. And in the UK, "Desire" was their first #1! (Pushed there, I think, by momentum from The Joshua Tree - but still.)

Foo Fighters don't have one - "workmanlike arc" is right. Consistent sales, no sense of having a particular BLOCKBUSTER album. I also think they just occupy a weird niche of unfashionable but perennially popular meat-and-potatoes rock that leads people to find them and leave them without necessarily becoming career fans that own all the albums, or at least this was my experience. Hence my assertion on the FF thread that the last good Foo Fighters album is the last one that came out before you were 18 or 19.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 9 August 2012 14:02 (eleven years ago) link

yeah as i said, i think Rattle & Hum and Atomic both qualify - feels fitting U2 has two hollow hits to their credit, one pre-sunglasses, one post.

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 14:04 (eleven years ago) link

Atomic also won Album Of The Year at the Grammys, to verify its validity here

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 14:05 (eleven years ago) link

Like Santana's Supernatural, this album was awarded nine Grammy Awards overall in 2005 and 2006, winning in all of the categories in which it was nominated. It was awarded the Album of the Year award in 2006. "Sometimes You Can't Make It on Your Own" from the album was awarded "Song of the Year" and "Best Rock Performance by a Duo or Group with Vocal". "City of Blinding Lights" was awarded the award for "Best Rock Song", and the album was also awarded "Best Rock Album". Album producer Steve Lillywhite was also awarded Producer of the Year, Non Classical in 2006. In 2005, the single "Vertigo" from the album won in all three categories in which it was nominated: "Best Rock Song", "Best Rock Performance by a Duo or Group with Vocal", and "Best Short Form Music Video".

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 14:06 (eleven years ago) link

I have the misfortune to work for a division which often uses "City of Blinding Lights" as Inspirational Music. U2 as new Vangelis.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 August 2012 14:07 (eleven years ago) link

Atomic Bomb is so recent though (in my warped perception of time), and I don't really keep up with U2 fans and their discourse - - what's the C.W. on it at this point?

xxpost haha wowwww, okay, yeah, i dunno what the c.w. is but i doubt it measures up to THAT

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 9 August 2012 14:08 (eleven years ago) link

Best Rock Song two years in a row

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 14:13 (eleven years ago) link

Gosh, that was gruelling. It's actually quite intricately put together - there are whole nations' worth of backing vocals - but obviously no subtlety or finesse. It's a bit like attempting the Mona Lisa in marker pen.

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 9 August 2012 14:14 (eleven years ago) link

Agreed on Rattle and Hum being necessary. Not LEAST for inspiring the Most Legendarily Horrible Piece of Writing On Rock Ever:

http://articles.latimes.com/1988-11-20/entertainment/ca-441_1_rock-band

I read this in fall quarter of freshman year at UCLA, having just moved to Los Angeles for the first time, and immediately learned to mistrust anything Hilburn claimed. This served me well.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 9 August 2012 14:15 (eleven years ago) link

...we probably do have to actually poll New Jersey the album at some point, but i don't think i'm ready for that point to arrive. BTW GUESS WHO HAS GODDAMN BAD MEDICINE IN HIS HEAD AGAIN

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 9 August 2012 14:17 (eleven years ago) link

I'm not sure I'll have space for anything in my head again

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 9 August 2012 14:18 (eleven years ago) link

Did we even talk about the video? With Sam Kinison and forced cinema verite?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOUtsybozjg

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 9 August 2012 14:19 (eleven years ago) link

And hair, let us not forget the hair.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 9 August 2012 14:19 (eleven years ago) link

U2 has shown a tendency to listen to criticism. For example, there has been occasional grumbling--even from critics and fans who greatly admire U2's work--that the band's high-idealed tales of social conscience and responsibility sometimes gave the impression of a holier-than-thou attitude. Lead singer Hewson, who writes the band's lyrics, stressed repeatedly in interviews in recent years that he was not the man of virtue and honor outlined in such songs as "Pride (In the Name of Love).

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 9 August 2012 14:19 (eleven years ago) link

Honor (In the Name of Virtue)

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 August 2012 14:20 (eleven years ago) link

In the album's most naked moment, Hewson sings about the struggle of musicians (or all artists) who have to keep reaching deeper and deeper inside themselves for truths.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 August 2012 14:21 (eleven years ago) link

oh god.

"They may . . . pull off the feat of getting B.B. back on the Top 40 for the first time in a couple of decades and they've surely re-established blues as the musical center of modern rock, which is a prerequisite for restoring a sense of center to pop music and its offshoots."

Don't you tell me what is and isn't a prerequisite, David Marsh!

mr.raffles, Thursday, 9 August 2012 14:22 (eleven years ago) link

always dug Neil Tennant's response:

"What [rock critics} basically want is for it to be like 1969 again. It's this thing where British – or in U2's case, Irish – groups discover the roots of American music. U2 have discovered this and they're just doing pastiches [his voice rises] and it's reviewed as a serious thing because DYLAN PLAYS ORGAN on some song and B.B. King plays on some throwaway pop song "When Love Comes to Town" that could have been written by Andrew Lloyd Webber. It could be in 'Starlight Express' if you ask me."

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 August 2012 14:23 (eleven years ago) link

pull off the feat of getting B.B. back on the Top 40 for the first time in a couple of decades

um, BB had top 40 hits in the 70s and "Love Comes To Town" only made it to #68

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 14:24 (eleven years ago) link

Bono's Most Naked Moment, on a stool in Vegas

everyone who pretended to like me is goon (some dude), Thursday, 9 August 2012 14:26 (eleven years ago) link

brilliant Tennant quote.

mr.raffles, Thursday, 9 August 2012 14:29 (eleven years ago) link

xpost -- That puts all kinds of wrong images in my head.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 9 August 2012 14:29 (eleven years ago) link

a No Bono Stool sign spotted in Vegas:

http://www.wormsandgermsblog.com/no-dog-poop-zone-sign-thumb3238487.jpg

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 August 2012 14:32 (eleven years ago) link

what's with the naked stools lately

keeping things contextual (DJP), Thursday, 9 August 2012 14:33 (eleven years ago) link

"Live Real Bonos!"

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 9 August 2012 14:34 (eleven years ago) link

blame max

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 August 2012 14:34 (eleven years ago) link

A thousand naked Bono impersonators behind him as he comes to sing his smooth-jazz version of "The Real Bono Vox"...

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 9 August 2012 14:35 (eleven years ago) link

i'd say Merriweather Post Pavillion, which was a relatively huge event in the indiesphere

diamonddave85, Thursday, 9 August 2012 14:40 (eleven years ago) link

This is a thread about the real world.

Matt DC, Thursday, 9 August 2012 14:41 (eleven years ago) link

That is a terrible terrible article, Ned. Thanks! I haven't laughed so much in ages. "Rattle and hum" was a HUGE event in the UK. I can remember a week or so before it came out, some DJ was doing a Radio One roadshow OB from somewhere and was interviewing a lorry driver. "So, what's in the lorry?" asked the DJ. "Thousands of copies of the new U2 album" the driver replied. The DJ and OB audience gave a small collective gasp, as if this driver was carrying the ark of the covenant. It was an EVENT.

Rob M Revisited, Thursday, 9 August 2012 14:42 (eleven years ago) link

some throwaway pop song "When Love Comes to Town" that could have been written by Andrew Lloyd Webber.

Tennant seems not to understand that this is a very high standard of pop songcraft!

I want to say that Andrew Lloyd Webber's New Jersey is Starlight Express, but that might require pretending that Phantom of the Opera doesn't exist.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 9 August 2012 14:43 (eleven years ago) link

so if it's cool with Upper Miss - since he's the one who came up with this concept - I'd like to put up a poll tomorrow containing the albums I listed plus Rattle & Hum, Adrenalize, How To Build An Atomic Bomb and Step By Step. If anyone can think up an album that went at least 3x platinum in the US (and don't assume it did, because you're probably wrong, especially if it came out after 2000) that also fits the description, please offer it up.

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 14:45 (eleven years ago) link

Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water?

keeping things contextual (DJP), Thursday, 9 August 2012 14:47 (eleven years ago) link

Don De Lillo's New Jersey = Underworld.

Matt DC, Thursday, 9 August 2012 14:47 (eleven years ago) link

and actually, as much as I love the hits on 50 Cent's The Massacre I can definitely see the argument so I'll throw that on too.

xpost i really don't have a sense that fans are like 'nookie roolz, rollin' droolz' but what the hey it's not like we have the space.

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 14:48 (eleven years ago) link

not like we don't, i mean

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 14:48 (eleven years ago) link

Fore! and Afterburner def gives me flashbacks to when I saw Columbia House ads in rock magazines.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 August 2012 14:49 (eleven years ago) link

i'll also throw on Seger's Against The Wind, at worst we'll have people debating the merits of late '70s early '80s seger singles and it will get 2 votes.

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 14:49 (eleven years ago) link

The list so far:

Garth Brooks, Sevens (10x platinum)
Backstreet Boys, Black & Blue (8x platinum)
Bon Jovi, New Jersey (7x platinum)
Guns'n'Roses, Use Your Illusion I & II (7x platinum each)
Cranberries, No Need To Argue (7x platinum)
Limp Bizkit, Chocolate Starfish & The Hot Dog Flavored Water (6x platinum)
Journey, Frontiers (6x platinum)
ZZ Top, Afterburner (5x platinum)
50 Cent, The Massacre (5x platinum)
U2, Rattle & Hum (5x platinum)
Billy Joel, River Of Dreams (5x platinum)
Bob Seger, Against The Wind (5x platinum)
R.E.M., Monster (4x platinum)
Bone Thugs-n-Harmony, The Art Of War (4x platinum)
Boston, Third Stage (4x platinum)
Genesis, We Can't Dance (4x platinum)
AC/DC, For Those About To Rock We Salute You (4x platinum)
Lionel Richie, Dancing On The Ceiling (4x platinum)
Spice Girls, Spiceworld (4x platinum)
U2, How To Dismantle An Atomic Bomb (3x platinum)
Paula Abdul, Spellbound (3x platinum)
Def Leppard, Adrenalize (3x platinum)
Huey Lewis, Fore! (3x platinum)
Foreigner, Agent Provocateur (3x platinum)
New Kids On The Block, Step By Step (3x platinum)

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 14:59 (eleven years ago) link

The Eminem Show (8x platinum, I think)

Matt DC, Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:01 (eleven years ago) link

nice work! gonna have to go back through the thread today and see if anything jumps out...

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:01 (eleven years ago) link

we discusses this earlier, but the album before "Lose Yourself" and 8 Mile did not signal a career decline

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:02 (eleven years ago) link

maybe artistically, but not commercially

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:02 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, but the album before Encore did. I think it counts anyway on virtue of "hugely successful album that nobody rates very highly at this point." "Lose Yourself" is basically an errant data point in Eminem's career arc, right? My sense of the CW at this point is "Peaked with Marshall Mathers LP" but I'd have to read some Eminem threads in detail to corroborate that.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:04 (eleven years ago) link

Encore still sold 5x platinum, and in the mid '00s. Eminem Show didn't "have a movie!" the movie came after and it was a big fucking hit. Eminem Show is like Bad where it wasn't Thriller but it was enormous and the guy kept being enormous so haters stop hating.

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:05 (eleven years ago) link

I still think Atomic is more of a New Jersey than Rattle & Hum, but the latter at least has the whiff of embarrassment. Eminem never said sorry about anything until Relapse.

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:07 (eleven years ago) link

he said sorry to his mama in "Cleanin' Out My Closet."

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:07 (eleven years ago) link

i don't think he really meant it though

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:08 (eleven years ago) link

did not signal a career decline
This is the main reason that Rattle & Hum feels a slightly awkward fit to me - the fact that they followed it up very successfully with Achtung Baby (albeit with quite a bit of a change in sound and image). It def fits in terms of an album that sold well and was a Big Deal at the time but is largely forgotten/ignored now though.

record-collection rave (Mr Andy M), Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:08 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, I think I've generally been more interested in the "ultimately feels a bit hollow" than the "signals a career decline" aspect of the New Jersey - just how much an album's narrative position can reverse as a result of larger things (shift in taste, shift in fanbase, band's metanarrative, radio format stuff, and yeah, subsequent career decline). But that's me trying to rewrite the definition so maybe Eminem Show doesn't count really.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:09 (eleven years ago) link

If the Eminem Show doesn't count then Encore definitely does.

Matt DC, Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:10 (eleven years ago) link

xpost to myself in that way it's perhaps comparable to The Great Escape by Blur - albums that despite performing well led to a realisation that the 'more of what you love' approach had run its course and that there was a need to go back to the drawing board for the next record.
Be Here Now by Oasis is a bona-fide, gold-standard New Jersey though.

record-collection rave (Mr Andy M), Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:12 (eleven years ago) link

I think Encore might actually be closer to Eminem's Fairweather Johnson.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:12 (eleven years ago) link

Don De Lillo's New Jersey = Underworld.

OTM!

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:12 (eleven years ago) link

more on Encore - Like, I was going to just say "the hell, everyone hated that album and it flopped totally" but checking Wiki, nope, damn thing did 5x platinum in the US... but the singles were frighteningly unsuccessful for a top-tier artist. Chart peaks: Just Lose It (#6), Encore (#25), Like Toy Soldiers (#34), Mockingbird (#11), Ass Like That (#60).

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:14 (eleven years ago) link

Like, "Mockingbird" aside (side note, I don't remember this song at all), that's the story of an album that had strong momentum going in, enough to push a weak first single into the top ten for a second, and then the wheels came off.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:16 (eleven years ago) link

yeah Encore should be in there imo

everyone who pretended to like me is goon (some dude), Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:16 (eleven years ago) link

i mean has an album ever sold so much with the artist telegraphing "i don't like doing this anymore and i'm hoping you stop making me" so clearly?

everyone who pretended to like me is goon (some dude), Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:17 (eleven years ago) link

They're horrible singles but no more so than Adrenalize, and bigger (three went Gold!). However, when the follow-up came around the bloom was definitely off the rose. He's pushed 3x platinum out of Recovery and will always be Rap's Elvis right to Vegas, but he definitely lost some luster after Encore. I'm going to include that as a sop to the Shady-haters.

Be Here Now would be a New Jersey in the UK, but in the US it only went platinum. Definitely a fairweather johnson here.

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:17 (eleven years ago) link

dangit, i was trying to push Encore as Fairweather Johnson, oops

Eminem's arc has a kink in it because of the 4-5 year "retirement"; granted acts often go that long between albums anyway, but Relapse didn't really feel like "the followup to Encore," it was the comeback album....with Recovery being the actual comeback album where suddenly he's a huge-selling name again.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:20 (eleven years ago) link

the release of the "Mosh" video just before the 2004 election felt like an event (stupid as that may seem in retrospect)

Euler, Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:20 (eleven years ago) link

comeback album or not, Relapse did really badly and the fact that Encore was an ass platter probably didn't help

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:22 (eleven years ago) link

I don't think No Need To Argue is a New Jersey. The album was a hit in its own right, not because it was riding on it's predecessor's success. And "Zombie" is ten times better remembered than "Linger".

LeRooLeRoo, Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:22 (eleven years ago) link

not on ilx!

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:23 (eleven years ago) link

I thought Zombie was remembered on ILX as the high-water mark of horrible music.

Matt DC, Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:24 (eleven years ago) link

I was debating No Need To Argue - it may be the only album listed that did better than the previous one - but people really do hate it here and the follow-up was a yeargh drop. If everyone loves it they can vote for it as the Best New Jersey and shame "Zombie"-phobes.

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:26 (eleven years ago) link

Things I didn't forsee myself doing today - searching 'Eminem discography' on wikipedia.

record-collection rave (Mr Andy M), Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:27 (eleven years ago) link

But where Rattle & Hum and Be Here Now fail the test is that they were exposed as steaming piles almost immediately. A true New Jersey keeps going, like Wile E. Coyote off his cliff, until the collective realisation much later.

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:29 (eleven years ago) link

the release of the "Mosh" video just before the 2004 election felt like an event (stupid as that may seem in retrospect)

― Euler, Thursday, August 9, 2012 11:20 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

lol 52 professional critics were so desperate for a political moment in pop music that they put "Mosh" on their Pazz & Jop ballots

everyone who pretended to like me is goon (some dude), Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:30 (eleven years ago) link

But where Rattle & Hum and Be Here Now fail the test is that they were exposed as steaming piles almost immediately. A true New Jersey keeps going, like Wile E. Coyote off his cliff, until the collective realisation much later.
Yeah this is actually a fair point. My memory may be faulty but with Be Here Now I don't even remember the singles getting much radio play with the exception of Stand By Me (they still charted fairly well though).

record-collection rave (Mr Andy M), Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:32 (eleven years ago) link

it's been mentioned upthread but there was a pretty sharp divide with Be Here Now being initially pretty successful in the UK but not so much in the US. although i did see the goddamn "All Around The World" video on MTV quite a lot.

everyone who pretended to like me is goon (some dude), Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:35 (eleven years ago) link

Lol All Around The World was such a steaming pile, totally fits that hollow, bloated vibe we've been discussing here.

record-collection rave (Mr Andy M), Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:36 (eleven years ago) link

wasn't it used in a commercial a few years ago?

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:37 (eleven years ago) link

ok so actually does anyone mind if I take out No Need To Argue? I think my judgement may have been clouded by the anti-"Zombie" bile on here, it's not like Cranberries fans per se have obvious beef with it, could definitely be argued To The Faithfully Departed (which still sold 2x platinum) was their Fairweather Johnson.

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:38 (eleven years ago) link

In the US, I feel like there was maybe a two-month period where you would hear "D'ya Know What I Mean" and "Don't Go Away" in not-very-heavy rotation, and then they just disappeared. I heard "Don't Go Away" at the grocery store earlier this year and was kind of floored like, how did that make the playlist?

A Be Here Now is probably its own shorthand already, right? For a massively anticipated album that just disappoints everyone from the word go, incredibly negative critical consensus, sense that success has gone to the band's heads. Fairweather Johnsons just miss the moment and fade into the night, Be Here Nows suck and everybody knows it.

xpost i kinda like "all around the world" tho

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:39 (eleven years ago) link

keeping Rattle & Hum cuz some people obviously want it, plus fuck U2

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:40 (eleven years ago) link

BHN got spectacular reviews in England iirc

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:43 (eleven years ago) link

The level of hubris around Oasis was so great in 1997 that everyone who reviewed it convinced themselves it was a classic and then got very embarrassed when they'd calmed down a bit.

Matt DC, Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:45 (eleven years ago) link

Kind of interested to see how this poll rolls - - glad it's "Best" rather than "Worst," since the latter would just be piling up conventional wisdom on albums that we all know suck.

I'm also amazed, by the way, that we've gone this long without any die-hard Bon Jovi fans - - Googler or otherwise - - barging in to lecture us on how New Jersey is amazing and that true Jovvalos widely agree that it, not Slippery When Wet, is their real lasting achievement.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:45 (eleven years ago) link

i will take "I'll Be There For You" over "Wanted Dead Or Alive"

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:46 (eleven years ago) link

waht is springsteens new jersey

The 5 CD live set, Live 1975-1985

kornrulez6969, Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:46 (eleven years ago) link

considered it but nah, followed by Tunnel Love which is still adored as hell.

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:47 (eleven years ago) link

also remarkable display of hubris or no, weird to say the mega-live set signaled a career decline for a guy who's never not filled those stadiums since

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:48 (eleven years ago) link

btw, just wanted to share this: the first Google search result for "what are bon jovi fans called" begins ominously: The Bon Jovi fan fiction community is small, with the few communities out there not being...

did not find out what bon jovi fans are called, leaning towards "Jovvalos" or perhaps "Bon Bronies"

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:49 (eleven years ago) link

Afterburner is probably the most archetypical of these because woah 5 million copies and you never hear any of those songs anymore, plus it's called AFTERBURNER for chrissakes

everyone who pretended to like me is goon (some dude), Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:50 (eleven years ago) link

If Human Touch & Lucky Town had been combined for a one album release I bet that would have pushed past 3x platinum and then be his jersey.

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:50 (eleven years ago) link

Would go for the Love Symbol album over D&P tbh. D&P was surely more of a mini-comeback after Graffiti Bridge and allowing for the novelty of Batman.

former too bloated, less memorable singles, certainly somewhat less successful units wise

You definitely hear My Name is Prince/SexyMF/Morning Papers etc less than D&P/Cream/Money Dont matter

Master of Treacle, Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:53 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, now I understand the question better, I vote that too.

Mark G, Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:54 (eleven years ago) link

i will take "I'll Be There For You" over "Wanted Dead Or Alive"

you are certifiably insane

Would go for the Love Symbol album over D&P tbh

I was thinking this, but I really like Love Symbol and I DESPISE Diamonds and Pearls aside from "Gett Off"

keeping things contextual (DJP), Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:54 (eleven years ago) link

wait you didn't include my simple minds example. or didn't it sell enough? it must have sold millions.

scott seward, Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:55 (eleven years ago) link

I def prefer the NJ singles to Slippery When Wet's.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:55 (eleven years ago) link

Critical consensus round Be Here Now: iirc NME embarrassed themselves by giving What's The Story a (6), only to greet BHN with a euphoric (9).

There was definitely something in the air you could see coming, though - I had everything Oasis released up to the lead single (which I even liked), but was not for a second tempted to buy BHN.

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:56 (eleven years ago) link

Does anyone have an argument against Jewel's Spirit as an NJ?

Listen to this, dad (President Keyes), Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:56 (eleven years ago) link

Can we clear up whether it's 'an NJ' or 'a NJ' first please?

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:57 (eleven years ago) link

Scott, Simple Minds only went gold in the US. UK different story.

At the risk of getting stabbed through the internet, I could see an argument for Around The World In A Day in the sense that it went 3x platinum, which is better than any album since including Batman and Sign O' The Times (which as a 2CD only has to sell half as many copies to get the award). While he had plenty of hits after (and movies!), it seems like America was a little scared to buy a full-length on the level of Purple Rain after "America."

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:57 (eleven years ago) link

I liked "D'ya Know What I Mean" a lot more than any other Oasis song I'd heard up to that point, although still not enough to actually consider purchasing the album

keeping things contextual (DJP), Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:58 (eleven years ago) link

Maybe there's another thread in the "This is great, but now it's done" vein, where the band/artist achieve the close.

Mark G, Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:59 (eleven years ago) link

Spirit only had one hit, which is a little Fairweather Johnson.

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 16:00 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEM78ElGthI

The intro sounds like ZZ Top attempting "Rockit."

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 August 2012 16:00 (eleven years ago) link

Vox gave BHN a 9 as well

I would go for either the live album or Street Fighting Years over OUAT; if only for the fact that for millions the latter was their first SM album

Stones - It's Only Rock and Roll? I can see Black and Blue but this could fit.

Master of Treacle, Thursday, 9 August 2012 16:00 (eleven years ago) link

i love that video so much - in the drive to top the Eliminator videos, ZZ Top now have the ability to make tents out of thin air.

3x platinum cut-off, people. 3x platinum.

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 16:01 (eleven years ago) link

as mentioned upthread, all Stones albums are Events. Plus, their two biggest sellers came out after IOR&R.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 August 2012 16:01 (eleven years ago) link

The level of hubris around Oasis was so great in 1997 that everyone who reviewed it convinced themselves it was a classic and then got very embarrassed when they'd calmed down a bit.
Yeah this is basically my memory of it. I feel like the realisation of crapness set in a bit more quickly for BHN than for some of the other albums we've been discussing, but again this is just a vauge memory (might check if the BHN wiki has a 'reception' section to give some clarity).

record-collection rave (Mr Andy M), Thursday, 9 August 2012 16:03 (eleven years ago) link

Although initial reviews were positive, retrospectively the album is viewed by much of the music press, the public, and by most members of the band as over-indulgent and bloated.[1] In 2007, Q magazine, having given the album a five-star rave review on its release, described the fact that Be Here Now is often thought of as "a disastrous, overblown folly—the moment when Oasis, their judgement clouded by drugs and blanket adulation, ran aground on their own sky-high self-belief."[2] The album's producer Owen Morris said of the recording sessions: "The only reason anyone was there was the money. Noel had decided Liam was a shit singer. Liam had decided he hated Noel's songs [...] Massive amounts of drugs. Big fights. Bad vibes. Shit recordings."[2]

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 August 2012 16:05 (eleven years ago) link

John Mellencamp - Scarecrow

Master of Treacle, Thursday, 9 August 2012 16:05 (eleven years ago) link

Spirit only had one hit, which is a little Fairweather Johnson.

Still it went 4X Platinum in America. (And 2X Platinum in Australia)

Listen to this, dad (President Keyes), Thursday, 9 August 2012 16:07 (eleven years ago) link

nah Scarecrow is beloved 'round here, and The Lonesome Jubilee is widely thought his best.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 August 2012 16:07 (eleven years ago) link


Spirit only had one hit, which is a little Fairweather Johnson.

Still it went 4X Platinum in America. (And 2X Platinum in Australia)

And fairweather went 3x platinum. It's a slippery slope, and I'll include it you plan to say its her best and vote for it.

If people didn't like Lonesome Jubilee it would be his New Jersey, but yeah instead I think Coog is a "Secret Life Of Plants" guy thanks to Big Daddy.

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 16:09 (eleven years ago) link

there were at least 2 videos off the Jewel album that i saw a lot of. i think video channels towing the line even when radio shrugs is kind of a hallmark of these albums.

some dude, Thursday, 9 August 2012 16:09 (eleven years ago) link

How about Tattoo You?

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 9 August 2012 16:11 (eleven years ago) link

their two biggest sellers came out after IOR&R

For real?! Some Girls and Tattoo You?

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 9 August 2012 16:11 (eleven years ago) link

Its hodgepodge nature aside, does anybody really think it's hollow?

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 August 2012 16:12 (eleven years ago) link

there were at least 2 videos off the Jewel album that i saw a lot of.

and fairweather had two top 40 hits. if you guys really want to vote for jewel as Best New Jersey i'll add it, but it really does blur the line. it's a 4x platinum album after a diamond release, with only one big hit.

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 16:12 (eleven years ago) link

johnson! we've got johnson here!

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 9 August 2012 16:13 (eleven years ago) link

For real?! Some Girls and Tattoo You?

Check the sales. SG is 7 million.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 August 2012 16:14 (eleven years ago) link

ways you can escape the new jersey:

EVERY ALBUM IS AN EVENT, BITCHES. PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE SOUNDSCAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN. (i.e. Stones, Michael Jackson)

"I'm going to tone it down a little here so don't feel like you have to buy this....what's that? I only go single platinum if that now? Ah, well. Let's go tour." (i.e. Bruce, Coug, Sting)

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 16:14 (eleven years ago) link

if my judgment of the past is unreliable, pardon my cracked rearview

some dude, Thursday, 9 August 2012 16:15 (eleven years ago) link

does anyone have an issue with Around The World In A Day making the list? If your name rhymes with Shman Shmerry, just consider it an easy pick to vote for.

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 16:17 (eleven years ago) link

*sits in corner, sadly contemplating the girl on the seesaw*

keeping things contextual (DJP), Thursday, 9 August 2012 16:21 (eleven years ago) link

it is the kind of album you find in a second-hand store

some dude, Thursday, 9 August 2012 16:23 (eleven years ago) link

yeah it's really the fact that it's sold more than any of the albums since, whether critical beasts with #1 hits or Batman soundtracks, despite being considered one of his weakest efforts (if still arguably godly depending on your pov) that really makes it stand out.

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 16:25 (eleven years ago) link

NJ sales wise is at least in the same ballpark as Slippery; ATWIAD isn't at all compared to Purple Rain

Diamonds has sold more

Master of Treacle, Thursday, 9 August 2012 16:30 (eleven years ago) link

sales figures being used are US-centric

keeping things contextual (DJP), Thursday, 9 August 2012 16:31 (eleven years ago) link

yeah i'm seeing around the world in a day at 3x platinum, diamonds at 2x platinum in US sales

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 16:31 (eleven years ago) link

Is there a 'Secret Life of Plants'-style release thread? Insane left-turns are fun!

mr.raffles, Thursday, 9 August 2012 16:32 (eleven years ago) link

rejoice, prince lovers!

So I checked the RIAA site myself and couldn't find a 3x platinum trophy for the album. I googled and billboard also claims that the album only went double-platinum. So it looks like someone typo'd on wikipedia and Around The World In A Day is not eligible.

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 16:37 (eleven years ago) link

though someone should definitely do a poll of the prince albums that have hit double platinum (1999 and purple rain are the only to go further)

"Around the World in a Day" (1985), 2-times Platinum
"Diamonds and Pearls" (1991), 2-times Platinum
"Emancipation" (1996), 2-times Platinum
"Batman (soundtrack)" (1989), 2-times Platinum
"Musicology" (2004), 2-times Platinum

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 16:38 (eleven years ago) link

notable one of those is a 3CD and another was given away with concert tickets

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 16:39 (eleven years ago) link

and Batman was helped by the movie and Around the World by Purple Rain.

Diamonds as the only one to get there under its own steam?

mr.raffles, Thursday, 9 August 2012 16:41 (eleven years ago) link

more like under its own...cream

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 16:42 (eleven years ago) link

it's kind of amazing considering the man managed at least one top ten hit every year from 1983-1994

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 16:43 (eleven years ago) link

oh wait no 1993, but still

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 16:43 (eleven years ago) link

N.B. - people fuck with certification info on artists' Wikipedia pages all the time, usually inflating certs by 1 to 2 million. I'm kind of a geek about this stuff, so I'd advise anyone citing these numbers to check the RIAA database instead: http://riaa.com/goldandplatinumdata.php?content_selector=gold-platinum-searchable-database

Just for instance, ATWIAD is 2x Platinum (tying it with D&P and Batman), Some Girls is 6x Platinum, Encore is 4x Platinum (though if you check Soundscan, which measures actual sales rather than shipments minus returns, it has indeed sold over 5 million copies in the U.S.).

mobs of burly teen christgaus (thewufs), Thursday, 9 August 2012 16:45 (eleven years ago) link

See I was beaten to the punch on Prince, but my point stands.

mobs of burly teen christgaus (thewufs), Thursday, 9 August 2012 16:45 (eleven years ago) link

didn't "The Most Beautiful Girl in the World" peak in early '94?

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 August 2012 16:45 (eleven years ago) link

cool, i'll go through the lot xpost re RIAA

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 16:45 (eleven years ago) link

Prince's Cream Steam.

mr.raffles, Thursday, 9 August 2012 16:46 (eleven years ago) link

Said elsewhere but the whole 1985-1988 album decline* thing is bizarre, like Purple Rain never happened

Obviously not in terms of quality..

Master of Treacle, Thursday, 9 August 2012 16:52 (eleven years ago) link

xp - "Most Beautiful Girl" hit in early '94, yeah, but due probably to his dispute with Warner Bros. the Gold Experience didn't come out until a year and a half later, far too late to capitalize on the single's momentum. Emancipation was a 3 disc set, so its cert is artificially inflated by its bulk - it actually Soundscanned less than 700k copies, a considerable disappointment given that it was designed as his post-WB comeback record.

mobs of burly teen christgaus (thewufs), Thursday, 9 August 2012 16:56 (eleven years ago) link

So here's the updated list. Only thing that had to be changed was Encore going from 5x plat to 4x.

Garth Brooks, Sevens (10x platinum)
Backstreet Boys, Black & Blue (8x platinum)
Bon Jovi, New Jersey (7x platinum)
Guns'n'Roses, Use Your Illusion I & II (7x platinum each)
Limp Bizkit, Chocolate Starfish & The Hot Dog Flavored Water (6x platinum)
Journey, Frontiers (6x platinum)
ZZ Top, Afterburner (5x platinum)
50 Cent, The Massacre (5x platinum)
U2, Rattle & Hum (5x platinum)
Billy Joel, River Of Dreams (5x platinum)
Bob Seger, Against The Wind (5x platinum)
R.E.M., Monster (4x platinum)
Eminem, Encore (4x platinum)
Bone Thugs-n-Harmony, The Art Of War (4x platinum)
Boston, Third Stage (4x platinum)
Genesis, We Can't Dance (4x platinum)
AC/DC, For Those About To Rock We Salute You (4x platinum)
Lionel Richie, Dancing On The Ceiling (4x platinum)
Spice Girls, Spiceworld (4x platinum)
U2, How To Dismantle An Atomic Bomb (3x platinum)
Paula Abdul, Spellbound (3x platinum)
Def Leppard, Adrenalize (3x platinum)
Huey Lewis, Fore! (3x platinum)
Foreigner, Agent Provocateur (3x platinum)
New Kids On The Block, Step By Step (3x platinum)

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 16:56 (eleven years ago) link

xp - I still don't understand how "Sign O' The Times" could spin off 3 top 10 singles but stall at platinum.

mobs of burly teen christgaus (thewufs), Thursday, 9 August 2012 16:57 (eleven years ago) link

maybe people saw a "room full of psychedelic crap" cover and a 2LP price and said FOOL ME ONCE, PRINCE. FOOL ME ONCE.

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 16:58 (eleven years ago) link

kind of a shame that the album that inspired this whole convo gets excluded by the sales barometer, Born This Way definitely fits the archetype aside from arriving well after triple platinum became almost as rare as diamond used to be.

some dude, Thursday, 9 August 2012 17:03 (eleven years ago) link

Probably for the best - it also inspired a lot of disagreement about whether it actually had that role in her narrative or not! I'd concede, now, that it's way too soon to say with any confidence what the real impact will be.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 9 August 2012 17:04 (eleven years ago) link

it still amazes me that Carter 4 managed to sell well over half of what Carter 3 sold, nobody's going to remember any of those songs within a couple years.

some dude, Thursday, 9 August 2012 17:09 (eleven years ago) link

Apologies if this has been said before, but how about the Bjork album with an iPhone app for every song?

kornrulez6969, Thursday, 9 August 2012 17:56 (eleven years ago) link

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3rjgo31Zm1qml812o7_r1_250.gif

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 18:02 (eleven years ago) link

I feel like Kiss must have had one of these, but the sales numbers for their big albums seem ridiculously low.

Listen to this, dad (President Keyes), Thursday, 9 August 2012 18:11 (eleven years ago) link

kiss's impressive numbers were always in tour receipts and merch revenue

some dude, Thursday, 9 August 2012 18:21 (eleven years ago) link

what's JBJ saying there?

goole, Thursday, 9 August 2012 19:01 (eleven years ago) link

BWWWAAAAAIIII *grins*

goole, Thursday, 9 August 2012 19:01 (eleven years ago) link

side note, how rich is Jon Bon Jovi? How happy is he that he has all that New Jersey money lining the coffers? I would kill to put out a New Jersey myself, credibility and artistic purity be damned. I could pay off all my debt and go out for ice cream every day of the week!

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 9 August 2012 19:42 (eleven years ago) link

I'm more interested in learning how much, say, Ric Ocasek has in his mattress: one of those guys who'll leave a $100-million estate.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 August 2012 19:44 (eleven years ago) link

eh i think the guys who peaked before the late '80s have wildly divergent fortunes based on how well they invested (or indulged) in their later years. i kinda doubt Ocasek has a ton of cash sitting around. JBJ is definitely loaded, though.

some dude, Thursday, 9 August 2012 19:50 (eleven years ago) link

Annual earnings according to FORBES: 2012: 60 Million , 2011: $125 Million Founder and lead singer of Bon Jovi,has an estimated net worth of $125 million. He gained fame in the mid-1980s as the lead singer of the hard-rock band Bon Jovi, whose albums Slippery When Wet and New Jersey became multi-platinum sellers

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 August 2012 19:53 (eleven years ago) link

i bet tico torres is sitting on a bigger nest egg than ocasek

some dude, Thursday, 9 August 2012 19:55 (eleven years ago) link

Wait, he's worth $125 million and that's also how much he made last year? Must have been a real relief when that check came in...

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 9 August 2012 19:56 (eleven years ago) link

some more possibilties. Not swearing any deserve to match the 25 but throwing them out for consideration.

Mariah Carey, Heartbreaker (3x platinum, 2 #1 hits - "Heartbreaker" and "Thank God I Found You". Follow-ups would fail to go multi-platinum until Emancipation of Mimi)

Celine Dion, Let's Talk About Love (10x platinum, but notably no hot 100 chart action aside from THE SONG, where the previous English-language album, Falling Into You, had three top 5 hits. The next english-language full length, A New Day has Come would only go 3x platinum and the biggest song would hit #22. Though she did have two top ten hits in between albums, the R. Kelly duet and a greatest hits track)

Whitney Houston, My Love Is Your Love (4x platinum, 3 top 5 hits and top 20 duet with Mariah. Follow-up only went platinum. I wasn't listening to pop radio much when this came out, so this might be a Bad and I just don't realize the songs are jams radios still rock today.)

Eagles, The Long Run (7x platinum #1 album, 3 top 10 hits including a #1. While the Eagles reunions would be huge, Don and Glenn's solo debuts would only go gold and it's sort of thin compared to Hotel California.)

Rod Stewart, Blondes Have More Fun (3x platinum #1 album, and his last chart-topper until the Songbook and his last multi-platinum until Out Of Order almost a decade later. Admittedly not that much more hollow than the previous album, Foot Loose & Fancy Free)

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:23 (eleven years ago) link

also notable re: Blondes is that Foot Loose & Fancy Free only went 2x platinum but has two songs that still get play, "Hot Legs" and "You're In My Heart" while Blondes only has 'D'ya Think I'm Sexy?')

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:26 (eleven years ago) link

Eagles might be worthy - I don't recognize either of the singles that aren't the title track, but apparently they were big hits?

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:30 (eleven years ago) link

Wait, he's worth $125 million and that's also how much he made last year? Must have been a real relief when that check came in...

haha

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:33 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah I agree with taking out No Need To Argue - I think that's when a large part of the group's fanbase discovered them. I feel like one important quality of a New Jersey is the sense of market saturation, where the album (initially) soaks up everyone already on-board but isn't by itself interesting or different enough to open up a new audience.

Tim F, Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:35 (eleven years ago) link

I keep thinking The Long Run will be the album to destroy my Eagles odium.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:49 (eleven years ago) link

Blondes Have More Fun is a good one.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:49 (eleven years ago) link

xpost Maybe it will.... in the extended sweep of time.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:49 (eleven years ago) link

I could be wrong, but 'My Love is Your Love,' after the slightly under-performing pop hits of "Waiting to Exhale" and "Preacher's Wife," felt more like a comeback than anything to me.

Celine seems pretty otm. Something about huge crossover hits not feeling as guaranteed seems Jersey-esque. Or maybe post-Jersey-esque.

mr.raffles, Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:00 (eleven years ago) link

The Preacher's Wife soundtrack is where Whitney sounded hollow.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:06 (eleven years ago) link

Atomic Bomb is so recent though (in my warped perception of time), and I don't really keep up with U2 fans and their discourse - - what's the C.W. on it at this point?

― Doctor Casino

U2 still plays a few of these cuts in concert, i mean 'vertigo' and 'city of blinding lights' are huge w/the fans and live they're certainly "impressive" but not especially thrilling. for whatever reason the last album is regarded as the more disappointing one. real headz know that horizon >>>> atomic bomb though.

omar little, Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:07 (eleven years ago) link

Whereas ILX's No Line on the Horizon is its Slippery When Wet.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:08 (eleven years ago) link

'City Of Blinding Lights' is the shit imo

some dude, Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:09 (eleven years ago) link

i'm sure bon jovi still plays at least two tracks from new jersey in live shows too, and that's almost twenty years older. but new jersey is no slippery when wet and atomic bomb is no all you can leave behind.

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:10 (eleven years ago) link

COBL is pretty good but my favorite U2 cut from their last three is still 'breathe', which actually opened their rose bowl show.

omar little, Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:11 (eleven years ago) link

I preferred How to Dismantle's mix of trash and goop to ATYCLB but not so's I'd play either one now and confirm my feelings.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:14 (eleven years ago) link

so not to double way back but I'm listening to "I Go To Extremes" right now and I'm still convinced Storm Front is more New Jersey-ish than River of Dreams, which had only one hit to speak of, although oddly it appears it sold more. Storm Front was attached to a big-deal tour, major videos, and, I think crucially, from Joel's perspective it probably looked like his smash star career was chugging along just fine - - no reason to assume that these songs wouldn't be radio staples for decades in the way that all his past hits had been. And yet, it's vanished out from under him, a frustration anticipated by the single jacket:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/df/IGoToExtremes.jpg

Don't worry Billy! The fans will stand by "The Downeaster 'Alexa'"!

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:17 (eleven years ago) link

otm

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:18 (eleven years ago) link

COBL is pretty good but my favorite U2 cut from their last three is still 'breathe', which actually opened their rose bowl show.

― omar little, Thursday, August 9, 2012 5:11 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark

yah that was my fav from the last one too.

some dude, Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:19 (eleven years ago) link

the '90 Billy Joel show as the first concert I ever paid to watch, and I wasn't much of a fan! It was A Big Deal at the time: seven sold out nights at the Miami Arena.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:19 (eleven years ago) link

Really, though, Joel's Greatest Hits Volume III is just depressing - without realizing it, they cut off the I & II series right as his creative instincts were about to go off a cliff. It's cleverly propped up by some Innocent Man material, but it's a real slew of "what?"s and "never heard of"s for me.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:19 (eleven years ago) link

is "The Downeaster 'Alexa'" a real song or just a nickname for a fart?

oh wait

Euler, Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:24 (eleven years ago) link

b-b-but the fans did stand by downeaster alexa! not to mention "and so it goes"!

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:26 (eleven years ago) link

seriously, storm front has way more deep cuts that get play than either the albums before and after

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:27 (eleven years ago) link

The Downwinder 'Alexa'

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:27 (eleven years ago) link

i don't get the "vanished out from under him" narrative at all, especially compared to The Bridge

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:27 (eleven years ago) link

I loathe The Bridge for "This is the Time," the worst prom/retreat song ever.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:29 (eleven years ago) link

maybe when we poll these albums the thread title should be THESE ARE THE DAYS TO HOLD ON TO

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:30 (eleven years ago) link

storm front is definitely a big ol' arena move, but it actually succeeded on that front, doing better than the last album and giving him more long-surviving cuts. River Of Dreams sold even more (which really subverts the idea that Storm Front signaled any career decline) but wound up being thinner and the end of the road.

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:30 (eleven years ago) link

I guess we must just have different FM playlists in our neighborhoods, seriously - - I've grown up hearing the Stranger through Innocent Man stuff everywhere and almost nothing else (except "Piano Man" o'course).

I'll give you The Bridge, no idea about anything on there. I was really thinking about it versus River of Dreams.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:31 (eleven years ago) link

Maybe Joel just doesn't have one of these, having short-circuited the narrative by sort of bailing on the whole "making pop albums" thing. Getting out while the getting's good, I'd say.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:32 (eleven years ago) link

not even "A Matter of Trust"? That still gets a shit ton of play, at least here.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:32 (eleven years ago) link

when I saw U2 they played "Elevation".......twice.....

i just remembered that. why did they do that?

i was kind of drunk and i don't go to many arena shows so i was kind of in that great 3 stadium glass bud light zone of everything seeming kind of magical...man their stage lights were cool as hell. so i guess i didn't really question it was just like "oh yeah elevation again" why not?

Jandek at the Disco (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:32 (eleven years ago) link

ha -- Paul Simon performed "You Can Call Me Al" twice when I saw him in '91.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:34 (eleven years ago) link

re: "Matter of Trust," just put it on to check it out - - - can't say as I've ever heard this before, ever. Kind of striking though. Not what I imagined The Bridge sounding like at all.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:35 (eleven years ago) link

river of dreams is staying unless someone can actually contradict that it was a big album that ultimately was a bit hollow and signaled a career decline.

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:35 (eleven years ago) link

the reasoning again: (5x platinum #1 album with 2 top 20 hits, including the #3 title track. Billy's previous album, Storm Front, had 2 top 10 hits including a #1, but only went 4x platinum. However, "We Didn't Start The Fire" is a notch above "River" on Spotify, "The Downeaster Alexa" several notches above "Lullaby - Goodnight Angel" and about half of Storm Front passes before we see "All About Soul". His only follow-up has been a classical album.)

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:37 (eleven years ago) link

also storm front has "shameless" - a big hit for Garth Brooks, and "and so it goes" was covered on an American Idol top 3 episode.

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:39 (eleven years ago) link

Guess my thinking is just that River of Dreams sold really well without being an "event" album - the #3 title track is the only impact it made on the wider culture, despite the high sales for the album itself, which feels like some kind of incipient Adult Contemporary buying pattern or something - - - selling a buttload of copies of something to people who aren't really watching MTV or following the unfolding of "events" even if they were being staged. I feel like NJ's really need that sense of one single after another being spun off to at least passable acclaim, keeping the album in the headlines and on TV for at least a year and more like two. Am I way off?

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:39 (eleven years ago) link

do we have a thread about acts doing the same song multiple times in the same concert? Jay-Z and Kanye doing "Gwyneth Paltrow In Paris" 8 times in a row or whatever was just appalling.

some dude, Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:41 (eleven years ago) link

I feel like NJ's really need that sense of one single after another being spun off to at least passable acclaim, keeping the album in the headlines and on TV for at least a year and more like two. Am I way off?

we have to prune a good bit of shit on the list for this standard, starting with Black & Blue. The broader idea is that the album was undeniably successful - some prove it by huuuge numbers, others by multiple hits.

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:45 (eleven years ago) link

Celine Dion, Let's Talk About Love is totally a New Jersey. (x-post)

LeRooLeRoo, Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:51 (eleven years ago) link

The broader idea is that the album was undeniably successful - some prove it by huuuge numbers, others by multiple hits.

^^^ okay - - - I buy this.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:56 (eleven years ago) link

Celine Dion, Let's Talk About Love is totally a New Jersey. (x-post)

― LeRooLeRoo, Thursday, August 9, 2012 5:51 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

the funny thing about the 33 1/3 book is that after he basically admits that it's "about" that album merely because of the Titanic song he starts to realize, that isn't even her really big album aside from that song

some dude, Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:59 (eleven years ago) link

lol it's definitely going in, then.

will admit that I think albums with multiple hit singles are more apt to win Best New Jersey - it's a more impressive feat, suggests more active fans of your filler

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 22:01 (eleven years ago) link

so i think i'm gonna add four of the five i brought up - whitney gets a save because it seems like are pretty happy with that album, a genuine triumph rather than riding on fumes.

Garth Brooks, Sevens (10x platinum)
Celine Dion, Let's Talk About Love (10x platinum)
Backstreet Boys, Black & Blue (8x platinum)
Bon Jovi, New Jersey (7x platinum)
Eagles, The Long Run (7x platinum)
Guns'n'Roses, Use Your Illusion I & II (7x platinum each)
Limp Bizkit, Chocolate Starfish & The Hot Dog Flavored Water (6x platinum)
Journey, Frontiers (6x platinum)
ZZ Top, Afterburner (5x platinum)
50 Cent, The Massacre (5x platinum)
U2, Rattle & Hum (5x platinum)
Billy Joel, River Of Dreams (5x platinum)
Bob Seger, Against The Wind (5x platinum)
R.E.M., Monster (4x platinum)
Eminem, Encore (4x platinum)
Bone Thugs-n-Harmony, The Art Of War (4x platinum)
Boston, Third Stage (4x platinum)
Genesis, We Can't Dance (4x platinum)
AC/DC, For Those About To Rock We Salute You (4x platinum)
Lionel Richie, Dancing On The Ceiling (4x platinum)
Spice Girls, Spiceworld (4x platinum)
U2, How To Dismantle An Atomic Bomb (3x platinum)
Paula Abdul, Spellbound (3x platinum)
Def Leppard, Adrenalize (3x platinum)
Mariah Carey, Heartbreaker (3x platinum)
Huey Lewis, Fore! (3x platinum)
Foreigner, Agent Provocateur (3x platinum)
Rod Stewart, Blondes Have More Fun (3x platinum)
New Kids On The Block, Step By Step (3x platinum)

that's 29 - would like to make it a solid 30 before posting a poll tomorrow.

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 22:12 (eleven years ago) link

ha if we can't think of anything i'll add Jewel

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 22:13 (eleven years ago) link

will seriously go back through the thread and my collection in a little bit, take another stab

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 9 August 2012 22:18 (eleven years ago) link

the trick is to listen to them

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 August 2012 22:19 (eleven years ago) link

Still think one of the INXS albums mentioned should be in there - but I think X rather than Welcome To Wherever You Are.

Tim F, Thursday, 9 August 2012 22:27 (eleven years ago) link

you guys

Creed, Weathered
6x platinum

two top 10 hits

preceded by 11x platinum Human Clay
followed by gold-at-best side projects

they just recently did concerts playing the two albums before this in entirety back-to-back
no weathered tour announced

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 22:27 (eleven years ago) link

INXS went straight to single platinum after Kick

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 22:28 (eleven years ago) link

i only held my tongue on Creed cause of the breakup and lowered expectations reunion that followed

some dude, Thursday, 9 August 2012 22:33 (eleven years ago) link

btw Nickelback's Dark Horse cleared 3 mil, should be on the master list imo

some dude, Thursday, 9 August 2012 22:34 (eleven years ago) link

yeah i can see that - looks like they hammered what they could into the top 40 over a long-ass time with far less success than the previous album, and the follow-up couldn't get anything in there. will add, guess we're at 31.

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 22:45 (eleven years ago) link

Despite the remarkable (esp. in the '00s) success of "All the Right Reasons," the follow-up never felt like an "event album" to me. Then again, Nickelback albums never seem to debut to a lot of fanfare; the aforementioned album was almost a sleeper smash, a record that sold in the mega-millions over two or three years because it spun off a fuckload of radio readymades over a long period of time and not because it struck a nerve at any one point. Which I guess speaks well of mass taste. But Mutt Lange made them almost listenable and who gave a shit then?

mobs of burly teen christgaus (thewufs), Friday, 10 August 2012 02:06 (eleven years ago) link

i'm a little wary of people putting too much import into something "event album" - we're all deep enough into our niches that it's rather personal a perspective. We're all seasoned music fans here so it's real easy for us to not think an album is a big deal. But any album that sold north of 3x platinum and/or had a bunch of pop hits was pretty clearly an event to some degree, to some mainstream niche.

da croupier, Friday, 10 August 2012 04:23 (eleven years ago) link

yeah i think to an extent it's enough that the industry treated an album like an event whether or not the public really perceived it that way

some dude, Friday, 10 August 2012 04:26 (eleven years ago) link

everything here is an album a lot of people bought from an artist who'd already enjoyed massive success - that's event plenty.

da croupier, Friday, 10 August 2012 04:27 (eleven years ago) link

mc hammer and vanilla ice seemed to be dismissed upthread as one-album wonders who by definition can't have a new jersey moment but if spiceworld makes the final cut, then why not too legit to quit?

fact checking cuz, Friday, 10 August 2012 04:39 (eleven years ago) link

i think m@tt made a good point that VIce doesn't really count but Hammer prob does

some dude, Friday, 10 August 2012 04:40 (eleven years ago) link

lol i remember the word hammer coming up but it wasn't until you wrote Too Legit To Quit out - first time it's been mentioned by name - that I actually remembered that album and not just please hammmer don't hurt 'em. soooo included, really glad it came up specifically now. Thank you!

da croupier, Friday, 10 August 2012 04:43 (eleven years ago) link

ha ha, welcome!

fact checking cuz, Friday, 10 August 2012 04:44 (eleven years ago) link

If Third Stage was Boston's New Jersey, are you saying that Don't Look Back was their Slippery When Wet? Clearly, the first s/t album was their SWW, right?

EveningStar (Sund4r), Friday, 10 August 2012 04:52 (eleven years ago) link

(why I nominated Don't Look Back originally)

EveningStar (Sund4r), Friday, 10 August 2012 04:52 (eleven years ago) link

though someone should definitely do a poll of the prince albums that have hit double platinum (1999 and purple rain are the only to go further)

"Around the World in a Day" (1985), 2-times Platinum
"Diamonds and Pearls" (1991), 2-times Platinum
"Emancipation" (1996), 2-times Platinum
"Batman (soundtrack)" (1989), 2-times Platinum
"Musicology" (2004), 2-times Platinum

― da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 16:38 (Yesterday) Permalink

notable one of those is a 3CD and another was given away with concert tickets

― da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 16:39 (Yesterday) Permalink

and Batman was helped by the movie and Around the World by Purple Rain.

Diamonds as the only one to get there under its own steam?

― mr.raffles, Thursday, 9 August 2012 16:41 (Yesterday)

Didn't the "Cream" single get a major bump when Billboard switched to Soundscan sales figures while it was climbing the Hot 100 chart? I seem to remember hearing that the song wouldn't have reached #1 under Billboard's old sales reporting system.

Hideous Lump, Friday, 10 August 2012 04:53 (eleven years ago) link

(But I mean I wasn't there: maybe the hype was really intense for Third Stage as an event album.)

EveningStar (Sund4r), Friday, 10 August 2012 05:03 (eleven years ago) link

The too legit to quit video was a huge event

Jandek at the Disco (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 10 August 2012 05:05 (eleven years ago) link

If Third Stage was Boston's New Jersey, are you saying that Don't Look Back was their Slippery When Wet? Clearly, the first s/t album was their SWW, right?

it's more about the end of a run than that they literally only had two big hit albums.

Since some of the stuff appears to gets a little close to fairweather johnson territory, I'll note that only three albums are actual sophomore albums, and all had 3 or more top 20 hits on then. The rest all had at least two platinum records to their credit before their "new jersey."

da croupier, Friday, 10 August 2012 05:06 (eleven years ago) link

3 or more top 20 hits on them, i mean.

da croupier, Friday, 10 August 2012 05:07 (eleven years ago) link

so basically none of the 33 or so albums listed were an immediate flop follow-up to a flash in the pan

da croupier, Friday, 10 August 2012 05:09 (eleven years ago) link

I move that third stage be replaced with don't look back

Jandek at the Disco (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 10 August 2012 05:10 (eleven years ago) link

(Seconded)

EveningStar (Sund4r), Friday, 10 August 2012 05:12 (eleven years ago) link

weird to think BJ (lol) had 2 pre-Slippery albums, but of course "Runaway" is a classic.

Euler, Friday, 10 August 2012 05:12 (eleven years ago) link

will just repost the logic for third stage

(4x platinum #1 album with two top ten hits including one #1, despite coming eight years after the last album. However, in 1987, Boston had gone 9x platinum, Don't Look Back 4x platinum and Third Stage 4x time platinum. Today, Boston is at 17x platinum, and Don't Look Back is at 7x platinum. Third Stage remains at four, and the follow-up, Walk On only went Platinum).

da croupier, Friday, 10 August 2012 05:12 (eleven years ago) link

saying Don't look back is a new jersey kind of ignores that they not only failed to have a career decline but were actually able to just show up and say HAY eight years later and have a #1.

da croupier, Friday, 10 August 2012 05:14 (eleven years ago) link

Has anyone ever heard 7800 Fahrenheit?

EveningStar (Sund4r), Friday, 10 August 2012 05:18 (eleven years ago) link

no. the guy who mixed it did it with the monitors off

we know about this ---˃ (electricsound), Friday, 10 August 2012 05:20 (eleven years ago) link

Speaking of Boston, does anyone have access to back issues of Musician Magazine? (I'm pretty sure it was Musician. Maybe Trouser Press, but I doubt it.) Their vicious review of Don't Look Back was one of my favorite.

Hideous Lump, Friday, 10 August 2012 05:21 (eleven years ago) link

i did see this awesome, awesome video from it on a Bon Jovi video retrospective my library supervisor taped off MTV (along with Bowie's Glass Spider special!) that I discovered when housesitting for her in the early '00s.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5U6Y4xSa0HY

da croupier, Friday, 10 August 2012 05:22 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, I know that one single from it but that's all I've ever heard.

I see your logic with Third Stage. Don't Look Back does feel pretty hollow to me except for the title track, though, more so than NJ, in fact. (Quick: name another song from it.)

EveningStar (Sund4r), Friday, 10 August 2012 05:24 (eleven years ago) link

well i only know "more than a feeling" by name anyway, but it's probably more surprising i don't know any of the 3 pop hits off Third Stage than that I don't know any of the 70s radio stuff off DLB.

da croupier, Friday, 10 August 2012 05:28 (eleven years ago) link

well i only know "more than a feeling" by name anyway

Either this is a typo or you're not the man I thought you were!

EveningStar (Sund4r), Friday, 10 August 2012 05:29 (eleven years ago) link

actually able to just show up and say HAY eight years later and have a #1.

Yeah, I'm not sure that Third Stage was that big of an event either and that the success of "Amanda" and the album wasn't due to its own breakthrough.

timellison, Friday, 10 August 2012 05:30 (eleven years ago) link

well yeah i could probably hear a song, notice the repeated phrase and say "I'm guessing this is Boston because they have a song called Don't Look Back and this sounds like Boston saying 'Don't Look Back' a lot" but yeah I've never really dug into their work.

da croupier, Friday, 10 August 2012 05:31 (eleven years ago) link

and further discussion of which multiplatinum w/ hits album from an established act was or wasn't an "event" will be met with "your mom's an event"

da croupier, Friday, 10 August 2012 05:34 (eleven years ago) link

I could understand not knowing "Don't Look Back" but "More Than a Feeling" has to be one of the most-played songs on American rock radio. I don't believe that you only know it by name.

EveningStar (Sund4r), Friday, 10 August 2012 05:35 (eleven years ago) link

haha woops that IS a typo sorry. it's late!

da croupier, Friday, 10 August 2012 05:36 (eleven years ago) link

Phew.

EveningStar (Sund4r), Friday, 10 August 2012 05:36 (eleven years ago) link

It's like the first thing identified as what's being discussed in the thread title. And it seemingly refers to albums that were "events" upon release as opposed to defining event as some long term thing when something becomes popular over time.

timellison, Friday, 10 August 2012 05:38 (eleven years ago) link

my point is that rather than have people say "gee that album didn't feel like a big deal to me," we're going to accept that a multiplatinum album with hits from an established artist was clearly an event to a good number of people.

da croupier, Friday, 10 August 2012 05:40 (eleven years ago) link

besides, the lesser of the 33 albums will likely have goose eggs beneath the TRUE NEW JERSEYS when the poll is done

da croupier, Friday, 10 August 2012 05:44 (eleven years ago) link

I think it's possible to argue that eight years away WAS a significant type of career decline even if they had a surprising comeback eight years later.

timellison, Friday, 10 August 2012 05:47 (eleven years ago) link

please tell me you just really want to vote for Don't Look Back being the Best New Jersey

da croupier, Friday, 10 August 2012 05:51 (eleven years ago) link

No, it took a long time for them to do Don't Look Back and then I know they had legal troubles and that was part of why they didn't put out another record for a long time, but I don't know if it was the whole reason. Point being that Don't Look Back does feel like the album that signaled something significant with their career arc and not Third Stage.

timellison, Friday, 10 August 2012 05:54 (eleven years ago) link

alright i'm changing it to don't look back because i'm already being enough of a bossypants and i don't want people biting their pillows tonight but i'm going to be bummed if you hosers ignore it come voting time.

da croupier, Friday, 10 August 2012 05:56 (eleven years ago) link

the current list o' 32, fair and true - will give it a night to see if someone has a brainflash or feels strongly that Butterfly is Mariah's New Jersey not Rainbow and then post the poll in the morning.

Garth Brooks, Sevens (10x platinum)
Celine Dion, Let's Talk About Love (10x platinum)
Backstreet Boys, Black & Blue (8x platinum)
Bon Jovi, New Jersey (7x platinum)
Eagles, The Long Run (7x platinum)
Boston, Don't Look Back (7x platinum)
Guns'n'Roses, Use Your Illusion I & II (7x platinum each)
Creed, Weathered (6x platinum)
Limp Bizkit, Chocolate Starfish & The Hot Dog Flavored Water (6x platinum)
Journey, Frontiers (6x platinum)
ZZ Top, Afterburner (5x platinum)
50 Cent, The Massacre (5x platinum)
U2, Rattle & Hum (5x platinum)
Billy Joel, River Of Dreams (5x platinum)
Bob Seger, Against The Wind (5x platinum)
R.E.M., Monster (4x platinum)
Eminem, Encore (4x platinum)
Bone Thugs-n-Harmony, The Art Of War (4x platinum)
Genesis, We Can't Dance (4x platinum)
AC/DC, For Those About To Rock We Salute You (4x platinum)
Lionel Richie, Dancing On The Ceiling (4x platinum)
Spice Girls, Spiceworld (4x platinum)
U2, How To Dismantle An Atomic Bomb (3x platinum)
Paula Abdul, Spellbound (3x platinum)
Def Leppard, Adrenalize (3x platinum)
Mariah Carey, Heartbreaker (3x platinum)
Huey Lewis, Fore! (3x platinum)
Foreigner, Agent Provocateur (3x platinum)
Rod Stewart, Blondes Have More Fun (3x platinum)
Hammer, Too Legit To Quit (3x platinum)
New Kids On The Block, Step By Step (3x platinum)
Nickelback, Dark Horse (3x platinum)

da croupier, Friday, 10 August 2012 06:10 (eleven years ago) link

Wait, so did Dangerous not make it? I feel like it hits all the checkpoints here - ditto For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge.

Would also like to suggest Phil Collins's ...But Seriously, an 8x platinum followup to the 12x platinum No Jacket Required, featuring several moderate singles which haven't ever displaced the NJR hits in his canon and which have largely disappeared. (Unfortunate - "Something Happened On The Way To Heaven" is my favorite Collins solo joint!) Next album: down to single platinum, no big hits. The one after that (a late-coming attempt at a world-music crossover) merely made gold.

Pretty sure if the poll is for the "most New Jersey," Use Your Illusion is more NJ than NJ itself. But "best," now that's tricky. I guess I'm gonna have to start queuing all these records up in Spotify...

Doctor Casino, Friday, 10 August 2012 06:55 (eleven years ago) link

Third Stage probably didn't feel like an "event" because there were no videos for it--or at least none that MTV put on rotation. You probably had to be a FM Rock fan for it to feel eventful.

Listen to this, dad (President Keyes), Friday, 10 August 2012 10:39 (eleven years ago) link

Third Stage was the first album I thought of here. Big "event" because of the 8-year wait, because "Amanda" had just topped the charts, because i remember how disappointed my Boston-t-shirt-wearing friend was when the full album was first played on the radio. And....

- brings with it the feeling that the NEXT record (if there is one) will see the bottom fall out (relatively speaking)
- brings with it the feeling that the NEXT record (if there is one) will see the bottom fall out (relatively speaking)
- brings with it the feeling that the NEXT record (if there is one) will see the bottom fall out (relatively speaking)
- brings with it the feeling that the NEXT record (if there is one) will see the bottom fall out (relatively speaking)
- brings with it the feeling that the NEXT record (if there is one) will see the bottom fall out (relatively speaking)

Lee626, Friday, 10 August 2012 11:04 (eleven years ago) link

Wait, so did Dangerous not make it? I feel like it hits all the checkpoints here - ditto For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge.

Michael Jackson, like the Stones, has been saved by the "every album is an event" clause. You could say his decline was bad, dangerous, the second disc of History - it's all subjective as to when it was "a bit hollow" because all weren't thriller and all were events.

I don't think For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge works because the ones before and after basically sold as well, and they kept having mainstream rock #1s throughout. And if you want to play the "hollow" game, you could do it for any album once Hagar joins. And I'm sure everyone has their delightful opinion about when Van Hagar stopped being an "event."

Would also like to suggest Phil Collins's ...But Seriously, an 8x platinum followup to the 12x platinum No Jacket Required, featuring several moderate singles which haven't ever displaced the NJR hits in his canon and which have largely disappeared. (Unfortunate - "Something Happened On The Way To Heaven" is my favorite Collins solo joint!) Next album: down to single platinum, no big hits. The one after that (a late-coming attempt at a world-music crossover) merely made gold.

I dunno if you missed it, but Genesis' I Can't Dance has been on the list as the Phil pick for two days. Bottom dropped out after that, not But Seriously.

- brings with it the feeling that the NEXT record (if there is one) will see the bottom fall out (relatively speaking)

That's the thing - I'm worried

da croupier, Friday, 10 August 2012 12:17 (eleven years ago) link

sorry, cut off.

I'm worried this is just becoming "the album after the biggest hit".

da croupier, Friday, 10 August 2012 12:20 (eleven years ago) link

the one argument i will say in Dangerous's favor is that its sales were nearly equal to Bad in the US but then there was a pretty big drop to HIStory. but i can understand not including it.

Pollopolicía (some dude), Friday, 10 August 2012 12:22 (eleven years ago) link

i remember seeing, like, an MTV News segment about stores full of racks of unsold copies of HIStory due to demand being much lower than anticipated

Pollopolicía (some dude), Friday, 10 August 2012 12:24 (eleven years ago) link

Doctor, would you really consider BS' singles success as modest? Only "Hang in Long Enough" didn't make the top five.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 10 August 2012 12:38 (eleven years ago) link

ok made some adjustments

Garth Brooks, Sevens (10x platinum)
Celine Dion, Let's Talk About Love (10x platinum)
Backstreet Boys, Black & Blue (8x platinum)
Bon Jovi, New Jersey (7x platinum)
Eagles, The Long Run (7x platinum)
Boston, Don't Look Back (7x platinum)
Michael Jackson, Dangerous (7x platinum)
Guns'n'Roses, Use Your Illusion I & II (7x platinum each)
Creed, Weathered (6x platinum)
Limp Bizkit, Chocolate Starfish & The Hot Dog Flavored Water (6x platinum)
Journey, Frontiers (6x platinum)
ZZ Top, Afterburner (5x platinum)
50 Cent, The Massacre (5x platinum)
U2, Rattle & Hum (5x platinum)
Billy Joel, River Of Dreams (5x platinum)
Bob Seger, Against The Wind (5x platinum)
Mariah Carey, Butterfly (5x platinum)
R.E.M., Monster (4x platinum)
Eminem, Encore (4x platinum)
Phil Collins, ...But Seriously (4x platinum)
Bone Thugs-n-Harmony, The Art Of War (4x platinum)
AC/DC, For Those About To Rock We Salute You (4x platinum)
Lionel Richie, Dancing On The Ceiling (4x platinum)
Spice Girls, Spiceworld (4x platinum)
U2, How To Dismantle An Atomic Bomb (3x platinum)
Paula Abdul, Spellbound (3x platinum)
Def Leppard, Adrenalize (3x platinum)
Huey Lewis, Fore! (3x platinum)
Foreigner, Agent Provocateur (3x platinum)
Rod Stewart, Blondes Have More Fun (3x platinum)
Hammer, Too Legit To Quit (3x platinum)
New Kids On The Block, Step By Step (3x platinum)
Nickelback, Dark Horse (3x platinum)

Added Dangerous, and accepting But Seriously because the singles were huge but do have nothing on Invisible Touch and No Jacket Required, yes they still had We Can't Dance but they were now a huge adult contemporary band instead of THE pop act. still sticking with Encore for Eminem and I need some hard fucking evidence to put a Van Hagar album on here - 5150 is the one after the biggest hit, but commercially it signaled no decline. OU812 is the last one with a pop top ten, but FUCK had "Right Now", and they danced across the top spot of the Mainstream Rock Charts straight through to Cherone. Speak up if you have some concrete information, no more just mumbling about "events."

da croupier, Friday, 10 August 2012 12:43 (eleven years ago) link

yeah, it doesn't feel like most of them have had the staying power of his earlier hits, aside from "Another Day In Paradise"

Pollopolicía (some dude), Friday, 10 August 2012 12:44 (eleven years ago) link

Tempted to put Van Hagar, like the Macca, into a clause where "buyers remorse" covers their whole fucking existence and they just kind of tapered off into slightly thinner oatmeal

da croupier, Friday, 10 August 2012 12:46 (eleven years ago) link

lol yes

Pollopolicía (some dude), Friday, 10 August 2012 12:47 (eleven years ago) link

also switched Rainbow for Butterfly - the previous album Daydream had "Fantasy," "One Sweet Day" and "Always Be My Baby", Butterfly had "Honey," "Butterfly" and "My All." Big hits but they definitely feel like New Jersey's to the previous titans (remember the "Honey" video with Mariah escaping Tommy Vitola and giving Ma$e a lap dance?). Admittedly the following album, Rainbow, had two #1s but the bloom was pretty clearly off the rose, and in hindsight, I think Butterfly is the "signal" album

da croupier, Friday, 10 August 2012 12:55 (eleven years ago) link

lol Tommy Mottola

da croupier, Friday, 10 August 2012 12:56 (eleven years ago) link

"Butterfly" is the one of the worst fucking songs in the world; I think that's the point where I stopped anticipating new Mariah singles, hoping they would be great, and starting dreading new Mariah singles, expecting them to be terrible

although that could have also happened at "One Sweet Day", now that I think about it

keeping things contextual (DJP), Friday, 10 August 2012 13:35 (eleven years ago) link

Bon Jovi, New Jersey (7x platinum)

^^^ starting to think maybe this should be on here, after all it spawned two hot 100 #1s and the followup album hit #1 on the finnish charts!

Doctor Casino, Friday, 10 August 2012 14:07 (eleven years ago) link

er, should not be on here

Doctor Casino, Friday, 10 August 2012 14:08 (eleven years ago) link

dammit spoiled my own cutting satire

Doctor Casino, Friday, 10 August 2012 14:08 (eleven years ago) link

it's not all sales or charts or singles guys....a "New Jersey" is a *feeling* too

― Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, August 7, 2012 3:35 PM Bookmark

really want to push this angle... because I really agree with da croupier that this shouldn't just be "the biggest album after the biggest hit"...but that's why I think two parts of the definition which are subjective are really crucial - - - the "event" label (which I agree should be broad) which for me largely stands in for "this thing actually was seen as successful, not just having big sales in the first week on momentum and then tapering off" - - - and the whole "ultimately feels hollow" which can be unpacked in a variety of ways but might include (a) the later shelf life of its onetime hits (b) buyer's remorse/wider shift in the zeitgeist's evaluation of the album (c) related, shift in the artist's narrative that now sees them as on the decline and therefore looks for "where it all started to go wrong"...

So basically this is just me lobbying for Dangerous and But Seriously which already made the list anyway. Convinced the list is somehow incomplete without Van Hagar, even if one says their entire career is a NJ perhaps there is still an album which signals the shift towards people realizing it's a
NJ...and perhaps that album itself is a NJ...makes u think....

Doctor Casino, Friday, 10 August 2012 14:14 (eleven years ago) link

Fatboy Slim - Halfway Between the Gutter and the Stars is another one, maybe FBS was never really "huge" per se but that was the "wait, why did we make such a big deal out of this guy" momen

agree! for some reason late 90s electronica feels especially prone to new jerseyism to me. i will add

basement jaxx - kish kash
daft punk - human after all (even though this came out wayyy after discovery, their popularity was insane at that pt as i remember it!)
chemical brothers - come with us(???)
moby - 18 (but maybe there was too much of a break after play and the momentum had died already?)

for debate

i dont think air has a new jersey because they just stopped being all that popular when 10.000hz came out. at least that's how it feels, i don't know any of the figures

no fear, Friday, 10 August 2012 14:16 (eleven years ago) link

ok between the glow sticks coming out dr. casino falling down the van hagar wormhole (sticking to my Wings clause, sorry - "when did you realize van hagar sucks" probably deserves its own thread), I'm moving this shit to poll time.

BEST/MOST "BON JOVI'S NEW JERSEY" ALBUM EVER

da croupier, Friday, 10 August 2012 14:22 (eleven years ago) link

xpost Most of those didn't sell anywhere near the numbers of the albums currently populating the list, though.

Doctor Casino, Friday, 10 August 2012 14:23 (eleven years ago) link

awwwwwright then!

Doctor Casino, Friday, 10 August 2012 14:23 (eleven years ago) link

But Seriously being on here seems kinda wrong to me but I think that might be UK vs US perspective.

Colonel Poo, Friday, 10 August 2012 14:26 (eleven years ago) link

oh yeah THIS IS ENTIRELY BASED ON US SALES. Plus every damn album has paragraphs about its selection on the other thread.

da croupier, Friday, 10 August 2012 14:28 (eleven years ago) link

lol wait sorry i'm getting my threads confused - thought this was the poll one. sorry!

da croupier, Friday, 10 August 2012 14:28 (eleven years ago) link

xp yeah i guess they fail in the popularity stakes for general pop, but they were massive 'within' genre

no fear, Friday, 10 August 2012 14:29 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, sorry, I get that it's a US-centric thread, I wasn't saying it shouldn't be on the list, just I'd be more in the Genesis I Can't Dance camp on that one.

Colonel Poo, Friday, 10 August 2012 14:32 (eleven years ago) link

this all happened while i was asleep in america but dude, it is Third Stage, not Don't Look Back.

1. "Don't Look Back" and "Feelin' Satisfied" remain songs that you think about when you think about Boston, "Amanda" and "Cool The Engines" do not.
2. I was there and yes, it was a big deal that Boston, who people thought were through, came back with another album. It was a "make sure to buy it the day it comes out" kind of record for 70s rock types.
3. I wasn't there for Don't Look Back but I do NOT think it presaged anything about Boston's commercial and artistic decline. I think it basically sounds like the s/t. Whereas Third Stage comes out in this very different sonic environment, and you buy it, and you bring it home, and at first you're like "I don't believe it, after all these years, new Boston songs, and they sound just like what I want them to sound like" but then 5 mins later you're like "you know what, somehow I'm not as into this sound as I used to be" and you feel a sort of emptiness and a visceral sense of the world fading away behind you even though you are only 15 and THAT IS WHY IT IS THIRD STAGE

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 10 August 2012 14:33 (eleven years ago) link

yeah i regret replacing third stage. ah well, may the ghost of brad delp forgive me.

da croupier, Friday, 10 August 2012 14:36 (eleven years ago) link

FUCK had "Right Now", and they danced across the top spot of the Mainstream Rock Charts straight through to Cherone.

Perhaps switch out F.U.C.K. with Balance? That is if anyone remembers that shit-fest...

Elvis Telecom, Friday, 10 August 2012 21:31 (eleven years ago) link

I think it basically sounds like the s/t

It basically sounds like the s/t but ... it's less memorable except for the big hit, which has nowhere near the presence of the bigger hits from the debut. (Da croup doesn't even know it and he's a pretty serious rock listener!) 6 songs from the debut still get significant airplay. Not the case with Don't Look Back.

I mean, "I'll Be There for You" is still a song people think about when they think of Bon Jovi, even people who hate them.

EveningStar (Sund4r), Friday, 10 August 2012 21:43 (eleven years ago) link

I own the album and I can't remember "Feeling Satisfied" btw.

EveningStar (Sund4r), Friday, 10 August 2012 21:44 (eleven years ago) link

COME ON LET ME GIVE YOUR MIND A RIDE

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 10 August 2012 22:01 (eleven years ago) link

Fwiw: http://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/boston/id60960

Three songs from the debut AND "AMANDA" place higher than "Don't Look Back", then three more songs from the debut appear before "Feelin' Satisfied". Admittedly, the album version and GH version of "Don't Look Back" are counted separately, which might make a difference.

EveningStar (Sund4r), Friday, 10 August 2012 22:15 (eleven years ago) link

http://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/bon-jovi/id122782

EveningStar (Sund4r), Friday, 10 August 2012 22:16 (eleven years ago) link

I forgot that the real follow up to New Jersey was the JBJ solo Young Guns II soundtrack with monster hit "Blaze of Glory." That was his "Lose Yourself" I guess.

Listen to this, dad (President Keyes), Friday, 10 August 2012 22:18 (eleven years ago) link

admittedly i forgot about it, but whether the follow-up was the 2x platinum Keep The Faith or the 2x platinum concept album about an emilio estevez movie, the narrative works well enough

da croupier, Friday, 10 August 2012 22:29 (eleven years ago) link

It's too late now, guys, but what about Gloria Estefan's Cuts Both Ways? A massive hit (3x platinum) that consolidated her gains (a #1 single, another top ten, and the #11 "Get On Your Feet") but a couple of others that grazed the top fifty. The followup managed a #1 because of public sympathy for her accident but only one other top thirty ("Live For Loving You").

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 11 August 2012 01:43 (eleven years ago) link

*as a result of her accident

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 11 August 2012 01:43 (eleven years ago) link

Haven't contributed anything to this thread, but, sparked by another thread, an obvious one just occurred to me: the Ramones' End of the Century. It got the lead review in Rolling Stone (something that possibly happened with Rocket to Russia, but I doubt it), it was their highest-charting album, it was a big story because of Spector's involvement, and--though not a bad record--it was nowhere near as good as the previous four, and they would never again return to where they were before the album came out. They would go on to have well reviewed albums again, most noticeably Too Tough to Die, but by then they were playing catch-up.

clemenza, Saturday, 11 August 2012 02:36 (eleven years ago) link

It wasn't a multiplatinum event album though...

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 11 August 2012 02:43 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, ''End of the Century''s could almost be a category in themselves - albums where, after years of patient hard work, a band finally gets their big break...right as their creative powers flag, or they take on a new direction/sound, anyway it's just straight not as good as everything that came before. The big break doesn't pay off and they're hobbled forever.

Obviously hard to detach this from, you know, their new big label making them change their sound and so on, but...

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 11 August 2012 02:48 (eleven years ago) link

Okay..."multiplatinum" isn't in the thread title, and believe me, it did qualify as something of an event at the time (hence the lead RS} review), but I'm jumping in after 1,000 posts, so I'm sure I would have picked up on that had I been closely following.

clemenza, Saturday, 11 August 2012 02:49 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, now that the poll is out there I feel we can be less rigid here about nj equivalents that didn't chart/sell as well, and ones by cult acts

Listen to this, dad (President Keyes), Saturday, 11 August 2012 02:52 (eleven years ago) link

Why were we being rigid about it in the first place?

timellison, Saturday, 11 August 2012 02:54 (eleven years ago) link

We had to honor the jovi

Listen to this, dad (President Keyes), Saturday, 11 August 2012 02:56 (eleven years ago) link

Belle and Sebastian, THE LIFE PURSUIT

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 11 August 2012 03:05 (eleven years ago) link

Now that it's safe to do cult artists again- how about Morrissey? He must have had at least one "New Jersey".

o. nate, Saturday, 11 August 2012 03:15 (eleven years ago) link

for cult New Jerseys, you can just look at the last in a stretch of pazz'n'jop placements, rather than the last in a stretch of multi-platinum

da croupier, Saturday, 11 August 2012 03:20 (eleven years ago) link

shame cmj doesn't have a working archive

da croupier, Saturday, 11 August 2012 03:22 (eleven years ago) link

haha, life pursuit is like the only belle and sebastian album i listen to, maybe i should give new jersey another chance

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 11 August 2012 03:42 (eleven years ago) link

Bush's Razorblade Suitcase

slagterm, Saturday, 11 August 2012 03:59 (eleven years ago) link

Lol, yeah, I still don't think making an analogy to the relative legacies of Bon Jovi albums works so great for cult artists.

EveningStar (Sund4r), Saturday, 11 August 2012 04:21 (eleven years ago) link

"Man, at the 80s prom in my heart, 'Lycanthrope' was totally Thinking Plague's 'Livin' on a Prayer' and 'Love' was their 'Never Say Goodbye'. So disappointing to see them slip into New Jersey territory with In Extremis. I don't see anyone transcribing 'This Weird Wind' 14 years later, eh?"

EveningStar (Sund4r), Saturday, 11 August 2012 04:24 (eleven years ago) link

Don't know if it's at 3x platinum, but if so, Counting Crows' "Recovering the Satellites" seems to fit the NJ bill. I just looked at the singles, and besides A Long December (a song I actually like), the others I couldn't hum even if you threatened to make me hang out with Adam Duritz for a week.

alpine static, Saturday, 11 August 2012 07:41 (eleven years ago) link

Wow, that was a lot of activity in a couple days. Was The Cult's Sonic Temple a huge event album?

Fastnbulbous, Saturday, 11 August 2012 11:36 (eleven years ago) link

That's going to be weird because I could see long time fans thinking of it as a new jersey but for alot of us kids it was the first time they'd heard them as is probably their biggest seller

Jandek at the Disco (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 11 August 2012 12:49 (eleven years ago) link

Whether kid or long-time fan I think we can all agree that it's the ultimate in 'you are beyond irony' album covers:

http://www.simplysyndicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/sonictemple.jpg

http://www.minilps.net/images/stories/shop_image/product/SONICTEMPBAC.jpg

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 11 August 2012 12:53 (eleven years ago) link

Haven't listened to this in about 20 years. "Edie (Ciao Baby)" still holds up.

EveningStar (Sund4r), Saturday, 11 August 2012 13:39 (eleven years ago) link

I'm really trying to puzzle out what the Cult's Slippery When Wet would be if this was their New Jersey btw.

EveningStar (Sund4r), Saturday, 11 August 2012 13:41 (eleven years ago) link

Whoa, the Tea Party's "Kashmir" rips actually sound more like "Soul Asylum" (the "Kashmir" rip on Sonic Temple, not the band) than "Kashmir" itself.

EveningStar (Sund4r), Saturday, 11 August 2012 13:48 (eleven years ago) link

Coming straight to this thread from a politics thread, I went "Tea Party".... Kashmir riffs...? and was already constructing a world where this was about some link i didn't see to like, a Conservapedia project to create Tea Party friendly covers of classic rock tunes.

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 11 August 2012 13:57 (eleven years ago) link

lol

EveningStar (Sund4r), Saturday, 11 August 2012 14:06 (eleven years ago) link

I'm sure it exists.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 11 August 2012 14:50 (eleven years ago) link

Unliberal (Kidz) Bop

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 11 August 2012 15:00 (eleven years ago) link

The Cult's is Electric, surely? Love was the big crossover that drew them to public attention, and that's the big-selling follow-up - although it would be easy to assert (as I have before) that pretty much every record gets worse since the outset and Love is the start of the plummet into mediocrity.

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Saturday, 11 August 2012 20:04 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, I'm just very unconvinced by the idea that Electric is the album that everyone still loves whereas Sonic Temple is the album that everyone bought but can't remember why.

EveningStar (Sund4r), Saturday, 11 August 2012 20:21 (eleven years ago) link

Pretty sure "Love Removal Machine" is the only song I ever hear from Electric. (Mostly just hear "Firewoman" from Sonic Temple, "Edie" once in a blue moon.)

EveningStar (Sund4r), Saturday, 11 August 2012 20:25 (eleven years ago) link

adrenalize was probably the most disappointing album of my youth, it's like the ghostbusters 2 of pop metal.

― omar little, Friday, August 3, 2012 1:19 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

omar little, Saturday, 11 August 2012 20:48 (eleven years ago) link

Every huge artist has their "Ghostbusters 2" - a huge event followup that immediately feels a lot hollow & signals a river of pink slime

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 11 August 2012 20:51 (eleven years ago) link

Speakerboxx/love below

protected by viper. stand back. (D-40), Saturday, 11 August 2012 22:27 (eleven years ago) link

while personally i shake my fist at the idea either album is hollow and almost wonder if it's becoming underrated (still prefer it to stankonia on the whole), i'll admit for a dense double album it wound up low on hits and def signaled that "outkast" had peaked.

da croupier, Saturday, 11 August 2012 23:07 (eleven years ago) link

I was looking through the CDs at the public library today, and nearly every one we mentioned here was there. Almost checked out "Storm Front"

Listen to this, dad (President Keyes), Saturday, 11 August 2012 23:10 (eleven years ago) link

Sb/lb should have totally been on the list! D40 otm....oops

Jandek at the Disco (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 11 August 2012 23:17 (eleven years ago) link

SB/LB is mainly just weird because it was a double album that "felt" like a single album IMO - - - two HUGE hits and one moderate one, that is not bad performance at all in the grand scheme of things. Plus the single would be less intimidating to casual fans; I think it'd be really really highly regarded if it'd been carved down.

The group was maybe also pretty overexposed at that point, having followed Stankonia's success up with the hits compilation and "The Whole World" - they sort of hadn't been off the radio at any point since "Rosa Parks," y'know?

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 11 August 2012 23:33 (eleven years ago) link

tbf that's pretty fucking New Jersey

da croupier, Saturday, 11 August 2012 23:43 (eleven years ago) link

Stakonia for me was the hollow record

Listen to this, dad (President Keyes), Saturday, 11 August 2012 23:44 (eleven years ago) link

...yeah, now that you mention it. Yeah, it probably counts. Definitely fits in the "not immediately perceived hollowness is harbinger of career decline" - - never would have guessed when "Hey Ya!" dropped that their next album would be basically forgotten by history.

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 11 August 2012 23:50 (eleven years ago) link

no one mentioned it during the 3 days before the poll went up so my conscience is clear, oddly enough i might have voted for it.

da croupier, Saturday, 11 August 2012 23:52 (eleven years ago) link

also i love that album so it would never have made my "what was THAT bout?" radar indepedently

da croupier, Saturday, 11 August 2012 23:53 (eleven years ago) link

Stakonia for me was the hollow record

― Listen to this, dad (President Keyes), Saturday, August 11, 2012 6:44 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that record was their biggest crossover yet. a lot of fans didnt like it as much as the two previous (i prefer aquemini) but stankonia was definitely a breaching-the-mainstream moment for them so hollow or not (i dont think it is but w/e) it's still not an NJ imo

protected by viper. stand back. (D-40), Sunday, 12 August 2012 09:29 (eleven years ago) link

oh yeah, SL/LB is a better NJ. Crazy how much of a big deal people thought it was at the time, and how quickly it was turned on.

Listen to this, dad (President Keyes), Sunday, 12 August 2012 10:30 (eleven years ago) link

SB/LB obv

Listen to this, dad (President Keyes), Sunday, 12 August 2012 10:30 (eleven years ago) link

A couple years ago I saw The Cult play Love in its entirety, and I was thinking I'd rather have heard Electric. And sure enough when they played a couple songs in the end, people really responded. It was the album that really broke in the U.S. Yeah it's an AC/DC tribute album curated by Rubin, but it's great! Just as cheesy as Love's Zeppelin worship, but without the gothy pretension! They played a few from the subsequent albums, and I got bored and left.

Fastnbulbous, Sunday, 12 August 2012 14:42 (eleven years ago) link

Singles from the three albums seems to do about equally well on iTunes, with "Fire Woman" from Sonic Temple at #1: http://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/the-cult/id150548

EveningStar (Sund4r), Sunday, 12 August 2012 17:48 (eleven years ago) link

Microserfs was totally my favourite Coupland book when I was in high school but it's also the lightest and most conventional in narrative. I'm not sure if I'd prefer it to Generation X if I read them now.

EveningStar (Sund4r), Sunday, 12 August 2012 20:12 (eleven years ago) link

what about jay-z's? blueprint 2, black album and kingdom come all feel like they count for a variety of reasons

― max, Tuesday, August 7, 2012 3:22 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

No Code was too big a dropoff in sales (and Vitalogy doesn't count because its hits had staying power), so i don't think Pearl Jam has one.

if Jay-Z has one it's Kingdom Come or American Gangster, but post-retirement thing makes that fit weird

― some dude, Tuesday, August 7, 2012 3:25 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

everything that came after the blueprint is one epic new jersey

protected by viper. stand back. (D-40), Monday, 13 August 2012 02:16 (eleven years ago) link

Van Jaygar, IMO

Doctor Casino, Monday, 13 August 2012 02:46 (eleven years ago) link

what about jay-z's? blueprint 2, black album and kingdom come all feel like they count for a variety of reasons

― max, Tuesday, August 7, 2012 3:22 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

No Code was too big a dropoff in sales (and Vitalogy doesn't count because its hits had staying power), so i don't think Pearl Jam has one.

if Jay-Z has one it's Kingdom Come or American Gangster, but post-retirement thing makes that fit weird

― some dude, Tuesday, August 7, 2012 3:25 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

everything that came after the blueprint is one epic new jersey

― protected by viper. stand back. (D-40), Sunday, August 12, 2012 9:16 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

does anyone else notice this thing where they have friends who are jay-z friends that aren't huge hip hop fans for whom the blueprint is basically the FIRST jay-z album that "counts" -- and was usually purchased after they got into jay via the black album?

Jandek at the Disco (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 13 August 2012 16:51 (eleven years ago) link

as someone who considers The Black Album the end, it's always pretty depressing to encounter people who consider it the beginning. tbh i'm ok with Jay being a non-head's token fav rapper more than almost any other rapper, i just wish they knew more of his first 5 albums.

Pollopolicía (some dude), Monday, 13 August 2012 17:08 (eleven years ago) link

Black Album doesn't really count because at the time it was ostensibly a swansong (lol). Blueprint 2 works though.

Matt DC, Monday, 13 August 2012 17:09 (eleven years ago) link

Not sure the commercial decline ever really happened there though.

Matt DC, Monday, 13 August 2012 17:10 (eleven years ago) link

yeah Jay is too much in the "every album is an event" category to really be a factor in a serious New Jersey discussion

Pollopolicía (some dude), Monday, 13 August 2012 17:13 (eleven years ago) link

you can build "new jersey" narratives for vol. 3, blueprint and the black album, but honestly the guy's done fine for his era and yeah the "every album is an event" thing stands too.

da croupier, Monday, 13 August 2012 17:16 (eleven years ago) link

"Every album is an event" may also, in this case mean "still really successful and just wait til the REAL New Jersey comes out"

Doctor Casino, Monday, 13 August 2012 17:23 (eleven years ago) link

no, Jay is in the Stones/Springsteen zone, every album will be an event until he stops making them, and if it was possible for him to make an album so bad/unappealing that people stopped paying attention there are a couple that would've done the trick by now.

Pollopolicía (some dude), Monday, 13 August 2012 17:25 (eleven years ago) link

i think kingdom come pointed down a "who cares" road but he righted himself with a gangster narrative (for the critics) and arena rap (for the Black Album fans)

da croupier, Monday, 13 August 2012 17:35 (eleven years ago) link

And a baby (for the ladies)

Eric H., Monday, 13 August 2012 17:59 (eleven years ago) link

and an event album (for Kanye fans who care more about eventfulness than anything else)

Pollopolicía (some dude), Monday, 13 August 2012 18:03 (eleven years ago) link

Bad example, but Texas' The Hush seems to spring to mind immediately. Also, Supposed Former Infatuation Junkie.

The Jupiter 8 (Turrican), Monday, 13 August 2012 19:26 (eleven years ago) link

There MUST be a Rolling Stones New Jersey.

Matt DC, Monday, 13 August 2012 19:31 (eleven years ago) link

I remain convinced Tattoo You qualifies in the outlines, even if it did not mean people stopped buying subsequent Rolling Stones records.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 13 August 2012 19:42 (eleven years ago) link

it doesn't fit the criteria, but man does Steel Wheels feel like one.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 13 August 2012 19:49 (eleven years ago) link

Also, from a UK perspective:

Blur - The Great Escape.

It's very easy to forget this (and maybe some Blur fans who were around at the time have attempted to wipe this completely from their memories) but in 1994-1995 on the back of the Parklife album, Blur were legitimate 100% bona fide pop stars. It's a fucking really weird situation when I look back upon it now. On one hand, they weren't really short of critical acclaim at this juncture, but on the other, they had the tabloids routinely hassling them and pre-pubescent girls littering the front rows of their gigs, like they were fucking Boyzone or something. The Great Escape was a very eagerly awaited event album which got great reviews upon release and yielded several hits, but by 1996 perception had changed quite a fair amount and it looked like the game was up.

Of course, the game wasn't up: they released the Blur album which yielded the international hit 'Song 2'. But while 'Beetlebum' was a UK #1 and Blur seemed to be as popular as ever, and while the band were still not short of critical acclaim, they were no longer pop stars on the same level as they were in 1994-1995. As much as I like The Great Escape, moving away from that sound was definitely the best move they could have possibly made. They (especially Graham Coxon) didn't seem comfortable with the whole thing at all.

The Jupiter 8 (Turrican), Monday, 13 August 2012 19:53 (eleven years ago) link

Goat's Head Soup is the Stones' artistic New Jersey

Jandek at the Disco (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 13 August 2012 20:01 (eleven years ago) link

Ditto, although--I already messed up the thread's premise once--I don't think "ultimately feels a bit hollow" and "signals a career decline" adequately conveys the gap between Exile and Goat's Head Soup. (Says a guy who lost his copy of Goat's Head Soup 35+ years ago...)

clemenza, Monday, 13 August 2012 20:05 (eleven years ago) link

it doesn't fit the criteria, but man does Steel Wheels feel like one.

― EZ Snappin, Monday, August 13, 2012 7:49 PM (50 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^

The Jupiter 8 (Turrican), Monday, 13 August 2012 20:41 (eleven years ago) link

for many of us "Mixed Emotions" was what "She's So Cold" and "Start Me Up" and the other Mall Rat Years hits were to the rest of you.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 13 August 2012 20:44 (eleven years ago) link

yeah i know, i'm the same age as you i think

Jandek at the Disco (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 13 August 2012 20:51 (eleven years ago) link

My vote for the Stones' New Jersey is Goats Heads Soup, big selling album that is almost universally considered a major drop in quality from the past, but I get Tattoo You (patchwork awesome album that signaled the inability to get everyone in the same room) and Steel Wheels ("comeback" album that signaled the ability to get together indifferently every couple years for profit) as well.

da croupier, Monday, 13 August 2012 21:05 (eleven years ago) link

yeah that's my prob w/steel wheels is that no human being on earth thought that they were coming off their "peak" when they released that album

Jandek at the Disco (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 13 August 2012 21:14 (eleven years ago) link

though i guess at the time exile probably wasn't considered a peak either....exile on mainstreet is a pinkerton i guess

Jandek at the Disco (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 13 August 2012 21:14 (eleven years ago) link

pinkertons could be a whole nother thread

Jandek at the Disco (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 13 August 2012 21:14 (eleven years ago) link

no human being on earth thought that they were coming off their "peak" when they released that album

Dirty Work does have its fans

da croupier, Monday, 13 August 2012 21:16 (eleven years ago) link

Tattoo You was also a giant seller with several top 20 hits, of which only "Start Me Up" (Hot 100 #2) gets moderate play now, and that only with the shot in the arm that it got from the big Windows 95 campaign, IMO. Despite its big success, I've never seen the album itself get ranked very highly or talked up as a must-own album.

Also, as Wiki puts it: "A very popular album upon release, it is the last Rolling Stones album to reach the top position of the US charts, concluding a string of #1's dating back to 1971's Sticky Fingers." The following albums (Undercover and Dirty Work) sold way, way less and have no staple songs. Not sure I buy the "every Stones album is an event" line with those two.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 13 August 2012 21:17 (eleven years ago) link

Dirty Work does have its fans

AYO

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 13 August 2012 21:18 (eleven years ago) link

Tattoo You gets plenty of love but mostly as a solid Stones album than a crucial one

da croupier, Monday, 13 August 2012 21:18 (eleven years ago) link

I also can't help but think of Coldplay's X&Y, which was a big event album in the UK on the back of A Rush Of Blood To The Head. I know it didn't kill their career, but it did yield six singles: 'Speed Of Sound' (UK #2), 'Fix You' (UK #4), 'Talk' (UK #10), with 'The Hardest Part', 'What If' and 'White Shadows' being radio-only in various territories. Only 'Fix You' has left any kind of lasting impression.

Viva La Vida gave Coldplay back some degree of critical acclaim and gave some memorable hit singles ('Viva La Vida', 'Violet Hill'), but it seems they might have made their second X&Y with Mylo Xyloto...

The Jupiter 8 (Turrican), Monday, 13 August 2012 21:18 (eleven years ago) link

DUDE..."Waiting on a Friend" gets massive airplay -- maybe their most popular second single.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 13 August 2012 21:19 (eleven years ago) link

xp to the Doctor

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 13 August 2012 21:19 (eleven years ago) link

I don't know, Alfred. Been a long time since I've heard that one.

timellison, Monday, 13 August 2012 21:22 (eleven years ago) link

Re: tattoo you being ranked highly, In 1989, it was ranked #34 on Rolling Stone magazine's list of the 100 greatest albums of the 1980s. In 2003, the album was ranked number 211 on Rolling Stone magazine's list of the 500 greatest albums of all time.

da croupier, Monday, 13 August 2012 21:22 (eleven years ago) link

granted that's from the magazine where Goddess In The Doorway got five stars, but it suggests legs.

da croupier, Monday, 13 August 2012 21:23 (eleven years ago) link

TY frequently gets 4 or 4.5 stars in most assessments of their work. I'm not defending the album, only noting that the album was huge and remains quite popular enough with their fans to remain the Scary Monsters benchmark.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 13 August 2012 21:25 (eleven years ago) link

xpost It's from a magazine named after the band being ranked! What else were they going to pad out their 1980s list with?

Doctor Casino, Monday, 13 August 2012 21:25 (eleven years ago) link

She's The Boss

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 13 August 2012 21:26 (eleven years ago) link

haha, okay, i wd concede that Tattoo You may be their Scary Monsters rather than their New Jersey, their Fairweather Johnson, their Blood on the Tracks, or their White Album. I also like the idea that every huge artist ultimately gets to contribute one album as a fundamental rock record type.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 13 August 2012 21:27 (eleven years ago) link

As I suggested in the poll thread, the Rolling Stones have three obvious (and all defensible) stepping-off points: Exile, Some Girls, and Tattoo You. Which one you choose is going to be generational with some people, with others a matter of interpretation.

clemenza, Monday, 13 August 2012 21:28 (eleven years ago) link

If you want to argue for later than Tattoo You, good luck, you're on your own.

clemenza, Monday, 13 August 2012 21:29 (eleven years ago) link

I wrote here or elsewhere a few years ago that without knowing a thing about the degree to which Mick and the band hated each other (or what this period augured) I'd be forgiven for thinking that being a teen and hearing "She's So Cold," "Miss You," "Shattered," "Hang Fire," and "Start Me Up" on the radio and anchored to good to great albums was anything but a fabulous time to be a Stones fan.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 13 August 2012 21:32 (eleven years ago) link

Sorta inevitable with bands that have multi-decade careers and have acquired whole new fanbases at different times - it stands to reason they'd also shed those fanbases at different times. This brings us back around to the Wings issue maybe, since the mysterious body of people who sold out Wings arena shows through the 70s and festooned their dorm rooms with Speed of Sound posters does not necessarily line up 1:1 with the girls screaming when the Beatles landed, or the teenagers practicing their Romeo lines from "The Girl Is Mine." (Past a certain point, these groups all converge as they become Dad and buy the coffeeshop albums.)

Doctor Casino, Monday, 13 August 2012 21:32 (eleven years ago) link

Does Dylan have one of these? Nashville Skyline presaging Self Portrait? Street Legal?

Listen to this, dad (President Keyes), Monday, 13 August 2012 23:20 (eleven years ago) link

DESIRE

da croupier, Monday, 13 August 2012 23:24 (eleven years ago) link

yep!

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 13 August 2012 23:26 (eleven years ago) link

quite a few defenders here (not me)

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 13 August 2012 23:26 (eleven years ago) link

If that's the one after Blood on the Tracks, yes. Neil's, I think, is either Rust, Reactor, or Ragged Glory, depending upon how you look at it. (I'm too close to that one to make the right call--for me, probably Reactor.)

clemenza, Monday, 13 August 2012 23:28 (eleven years ago) link

i can see the logic for Nashville, even though I like it. John Wesley being the meaty "ok i'm a rootsy chanteur now" album, Nashville being more campy and broad, Self-Portrait being his first "yeesh" moment.

And yeah, Desire is still ranked highly on that RS top 500 mamajama, another option is Modern Times, which apparently went platinum while Love & Theft only went gold!

da croupier, Monday, 13 August 2012 23:29 (eleven years ago) link

A Neil possibility: Mirror Ball

da croupier, Monday, 13 August 2012 23:30 (eleven years ago) link

dylan himself said that he made nashville skyline to make ppl not like him anymore, same w/self-portrait

plus nashville skyline has the whole weird voice thing, and I hold that new jerseys can't be stylistic shifts

desire is definitely a new jersey of blood on the tracks, but then again that era spit hot lava all over the motherfuckin' track on the rolling thunder review

i don't think dylan really has one tbh

same w/neil

Jandek at the Disco (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 13 August 2012 23:32 (eleven years ago) link

Self-Portrait is merely his first misstep, which every artist gets and lots of fans forgave him for. The two followups were modest gestures and warm-ups for The Next Statement.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 13 August 2012 23:32 (eleven years ago) link

yeah i mean anything under 3x platinum is not really a new jersey, it's just fun to yammer about where the greats got close

da croupier, Monday, 13 August 2012 23:33 (eleven years ago) link

re Neil: an artist can have a couple New Jerseys!

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 13 August 2012 23:33 (eleven years ago) link

i guess a new jersey for a career/cult artist would be the album that signified the end of their glory period (or a glory period), only it was sold and basically accepted as an ongoing part of the glory period initially.

da croupier, Monday, 13 August 2012 23:36 (eleven years ago) link

obviously none of these are as fun as a REAL new jersey, which involves hoodwinking more than like a half million nerds

da croupier, Monday, 13 August 2012 23:37 (eleven years ago) link

we probably need a different label for a critical or cult version of a New Jersey so we don't keep having these 3x platinum reminders.

Listen to this, dad (President Keyes), Monday, 13 August 2012 23:38 (eleven years ago) link

xxpost

Under the Bushes, Under the Stars?

Jandek at the Disco (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 13 August 2012 23:38 (eleven years ago) link

yeah i'm trying to think of a blatantly obvious album that was accepted at glorious that the air has dropped out of - I'm thinking Little Creatures but I bet some people will get sandy vadge about that

da croupier, Monday, 13 August 2012 23:40 (eleven years ago) link

some people still love that but it was the #1 album in pazz'n'jop and pretty uniformly it's looked at as their weakest album to that point now.

da croupier, Monday, 13 August 2012 23:40 (eleven years ago) link

The more culty the act, the harder this gets because you have less and less of a consensus about where they fell off (or if they did so at all).

Doctor Casino, Monday, 13 August 2012 23:43 (eleven years ago) link

totally

da croupier, Monday, 13 August 2012 23:43 (eleven years ago) link

...although i guess this thread is proof that the 3x platinum smashes are not necessarily reservoirs of consensus...

Doctor Casino, Monday, 13 August 2012 23:45 (eleven years ago) link

yeah it's just harder to contradict "that's not how it felt under my rock" belly-achers with STATS

da croupier, Monday, 13 August 2012 23:47 (eleven years ago) link

True Storires is a better candidate if we drop the 3x platinum.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 13 August 2012 23:48 (eleven years ago) link

it does have the "it had a movie!" card and their least critically respected top 40 hit, even the critics had already lept back a bit.

da croupier, Monday, 13 August 2012 23:50 (eleven years ago) link

How can any artist with multiple generations of fans making their albums hits count as having a New Jersey? Isn't one of the reasons New Jersey is the benchmark for this kind of thing because it represented a perceived fleeting high water mark of cultural relevance that would never be approached again? Or at least the album that signified that the artist was a one era touchstone? Rolling Stones, Bob Dylan, Neil Young,... all these guys had culturally relevant big sellers long after their initial splash. Isn't half the point that Bon Jovi never again had cultural relevance after New Jersey. Now I'm young-ish, but my impression of all these classic rock dudes is that they fell off for a bit and had a big splash album later, so... that kind of disqualifies them from having a New Jersey at all.

Also, is the fact that Bon Jovi lost all cultural relevance post New Jersey (or is post Nevermind?) central to a New Jersey? Because Talking Heads never really lost that cultural relevance in the same way. Unless there are a bunch of kids out there listening to top 40 hair metal from the 80s and I'm not aware of it...

I like this idea of Pinkertons though... but other than maybe VU & Nico I can't think of anything that would match that trajectory.

brontosaur, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 00:03 (eleven years ago) link

Because Talking Heads never really lost that cultural relevance in the same way.

Not in the same way but they sure did. The nineties were hard for a Heads fan. Chris Frantz was moaning in '99 that the band sold few records in catalog and the band left no heirs.

Things changed in 2002, of course.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 00:04 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah but... 2002 DID happen. Bon Jovi never got a similar chance and I don't see it happening. Also, growing up in the 90s I KNEW Bon Jovi wasn't cool, but somehow Talking Heads seemed cool. And I never owned a Talking Heads album back then, but my first CD was Slippery When Wet (my friend had New Jersey on cassette).

brontosaur, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 00:22 (eleven years ago) link

yeah i'm trying to think of a blatantly obvious album that was accepted at glorious that the air has dropped out of - I'm thinking Little Creatures but I bet some people will get sandy vadge about that

― da croupier, Monday, August 13, 2012 7:40 PM (54 minutes ago) Bookmark

sand in the vadge: popular favorites

Pollopolicía (some dude), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 00:36 (eleven years ago) link

Kate Bush The Dreaming? i mean it was her biggest charting album up to that point.

piscesx, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 00:53 (eleven years ago) link

it didn't sell well, it's an excellent record, and the followup was huge

on a scale of 1 to Rhonda how hot are you today? (electricsound), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 00:57 (eleven years ago) link

a huge event album that felt hollow?

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 00:57 (eleven years ago) link

Talking Heads had a very brief 5 year window of not being cool in the '90s that affirmed their timeless hipness that coincided with Bill Murray experiencing same

Pollopolicía (some dude), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 00:57 (eleven years ago) link

sensual world would be my kate pick

on a scale of 1 to Rhonda how hot are you today? (electricsound), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 00:59 (eleven years ago) link

lol you guys are reaching

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 00:59 (eleven years ago) link

The Dreaming, Hounds of Love, and The Sensual World each has substantial cachet.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 01:00 (eleven years ago) link

In a sense Bush was pretty smart to wait a long ass time to make an album after Red Shoes (Her highest charting album in the US)

da croupier, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 01:01 (eleven years ago) link

a well timed hiatus is basically the best career move in music, as far as engendering goodwill

Pollopolicía (some dude), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 01:13 (eleven years ago) link

i was thinking maybe DMX had a New Jersey, but the last of his three triple platinum albums, And Then There Was X, was also the biggest and had some of his most enduring hits. pretty big drop from that two The Great Depression's single platinum, though.

Pollopolicía (some dude), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 01:29 (eleven years ago) link

two=to

Pollopolicía (some dude), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 01:29 (eleven years ago) link

skimming through the history of #1 albums in the US and here are some potentials we arguably missed.

Styx - Paradise Theater. 3x platinum. Only #1 album, had two top ten hits and neither are "come sail away" or "babe". next, Kilroy Was here (mentioned earlier in the thread), had hits but only went platinum. someone in their 40s can enlighten because i was told these guys were worse than wings and never had reason to believe otherwise.

Cypress Hill - Black Sunday. 3x platinum, with debut only going 2x platinum. Yes "insane in the brain" but imo barely a patch on the debut and def sign

Wu-Tang Clan - Wu Tang Forever - granted, a 2cd going 4x platinum means they actually shipped around half that, but still.

Korn - Issues. Last multiplatinum, and had two top ten alternative radio hits where Follow had only one. I sure don't recall "Falling Away From Me" and "Make Me Bad" as fondly as I do "Freak On A Leash" and "Got The Life" but maybe someone 4 years younger than me can school this.

Two factoids about not-quite-new-jersiers I discovered during this sift.
1) Did you know BOTH big All-4-One songs were covers of songs originally done by John Michael Montgomery?
2) Kenny G's first christmas album from 1994 (8x platinum) is named Miracles: The Holiday Album. His second, from 1999 (3x platinum) is named Faith: A Holiday Album.

da croupier, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 03:15 (eleven years ago) link

Wow, Issues, I think I always thought "Falling Away From Me" was from the same album as "Freak On A Leash" - it was just all part of the lotta-Korn-on-the-radio wave. That seems New Jersey-ish.

Wu-Tang Forever probably counts although its fans love it, a lot. But event-wise, it was more the centerpiece of the suddenly gigantic Wu empire than the album itself, y'know? It's the Avengers movie, not Iron Man 3 or Thor 2 or whatever.

hahahaha re: Kenny G

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 03:28 (eleven years ago) link

one thing i will give Korn is that they haven't let commercial decline slow them down one bit. that dubstep album last year was their sixth studio album since Issues, no major label rock band churns 'em out like them.

Pollopolicía (some dude), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 03:57 (eleven years ago) link

someone in their 40s can enlighten because i was told these guys were worse than wings and never had reason to believe otherwise.

Understatement.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 04:03 (eleven years ago) link

Wu-Tang Forever probably counts although its fans love it, a lot. But event-wise, it was more the centerpiece of the suddenly gigantic Wu empire than the album itself, y'know? It's the Avengers movie, not Iron Man 3 or Thor 2 or whatever.

wu is hard though because i consider all of the work that took place from the release of 36 chambe & all the solos albums to be "wu tang" stuff in general, i think that initial era is all wu tang no matter who's name is on the cover

that said, wu tang forever definitely signalled the end of that era so that bolsters its new jersey credentials

fwiw, I waited in line at midnight outside of a record store to get Wu Tang Forever, if that helps in the "event album" sense

Jandek at the Disco (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 15:24 (eleven years ago) link

Also, is the fact that Bon Jovi lost all cultural relevance post New Jersey (or is post Nevermind?) central to a New Jersey? Because Talking Heads never really lost that cultural relevance in the same way. Unless there are a bunch of kids out there listening to top 40 hair metal from the 80s and I'm not aware of it...

See my post upthread about Bon Jovi's sales, radio play, and tours post-NJ. They are far from having lost all cultural relevance. (They got plenty of new country airplay around the time of their last album.) JBJ even appeared on 30 Rock. "Livin' on a Prayer" was probably one of the most popular songs on the course listening when I taught rock music in Buffalo btw. Karaoke staple at student pub nights etc.

EveningStar (Sund4r), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 15:35 (eleven years ago) link

the problem with the avengers movie analogy is that it's actually a sales-peak "reunion" album, which I don't think anyone rates over their first, rather than a "supergroup" debut.

da croupier, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 15:37 (eleven years ago) link

relevance is a weird word for a group like Bon Jovi--yeah, they don't make the cover of Spin anymore, but they'd probably fill a stadium faster than a bill of the last 20 rock bands to get a BNM from p4k.

Listen to this, dad (President Keyes), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 15:49 (eleven years ago) link

"It's My Life" is also notable for its line referencing Frank Sinatra: "My heart is like an open highway / Like Frankie said / I did it 'My Way'." Jon Bon Jovi and Richie Sambora apparently had a disagreement over those lines, with Bon Jovi recalling:[3]

I had just come home from making U-571 and I said "Sinatra made 16 movies and toured 'til he was 80. This is my role model". He [Sambora] said, "You can't write that damn lyric. Nobody cares about Frank Sinatra but you." And I wrote it anyway.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 16:07 (eleven years ago) link

Sambora really clinging to his cultural relevance there

da croupier, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 16:09 (eleven years ago) link

Bon Jovi had consistently impressive sales in the 2000s.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 16:11 (eleven years ago) link

yeah once they hit that 2x platinum lower plateau they kept it going

da croupier, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 16:14 (eleven years ago) link

I mean, I'm looking at the sales of Crush, Have a Nice Day, and Lost Highway and – wow, what a plateau.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 16:15 (eleven years ago) link

and I always forget what a touchstone they are in England

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 16:16 (eleven years ago) link

in the 90s they still had videos on MTV "gimme something for the BLUES!" then came "It's My Life" and then their subtle shift towards country...only real misstep was his Destination Anywhere album in the late '90s but that was really an indulgence slapped onto an audition reel mini-movie co-starring Demi Moore and Whoopi Goldberg that I remember catching on VH1.

da croupier, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 16:18 (eleven years ago) link

numbers have diminished a bit in the last decade, but not at a rate any more precipitous than the music industry itself.

da croupier, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 16:19 (eleven years ago) link

while definitely a cheesy cross between roots-rock and hard rock, they've served up that cheese consistently without demanding the audience respect them or anything.

da croupier, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 16:21 (eleven years ago) link

Their song "Who Says You Can't Go Home" has been omnipresent on Country radio stations for 6 years, though I doubt many of us have heard it.

Listen to this, dad (President Keyes), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 16:22 (eleven years ago) link

Why would you doubt that?

EveningStar (Sund4r), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 16:25 (eleven years ago) link

I've heard it: it sounds like Johnny Cougar.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 16:27 (eleven years ago) link

by "us" i mean ilm, which is collectively not all that into country radio

Listen to this, dad (President Keyes), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 16:29 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, I don't go out of my way to listen to country radio but that song was everywhere.

EveningStar (Sund4r), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 16:32 (eleven years ago) link

seriously dying at richie sambora worrying that "like frankie said i did it my way" was too esoteric

Pollopolicía (some dude), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 16:33 (eleven years ago) link

Continuum, maybe a contender?

Earth, Wind & Fire & Alabama (Eazy), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 16:33 (eleven years ago) link

I forgot the version of the song in this video was actually slightly different from the studio version of the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahf2B_eZUc4

EveningStar (Sund4r), Thursday, 16 August 2012 04:57 (eleven years ago) link

Here's one: Nelly - Sweat/Suit

The Reverend, Thursday, 16 August 2012 06:46 (eleven years ago) link

It's less that Bon Jovi had a big career decline and more that Slippery When Wet was so monumentally huge that it couldn't be repeated.

Matt DC, Thursday, 16 August 2012 09:35 (eleven years ago) link

four weeks pass...

thought of one that nobody had mentioned: As I Am by Alicia Keys was her last triple platinum album, the next one sold half as much, and the only song anyone remembers from it is "No One," which isn't as highly regarded as several hits from her first 2 albums.

the show must goon (some dude), Saturday, 15 September 2012 12:52 (eleven years ago) link

ha, "no one" was her first hit that i liked.

da croupier, Saturday, 15 September 2012 12:59 (eleven years ago) link

i dunno about "regard" but it looks like "No One" outsold all the previous singles by a wide margin, and "half as much" drop-offs seem less meaningful after 2006, when like, the industry's in freefall.

da croupier, Saturday, 15 September 2012 13:02 (eleven years ago) link

any successful single will have higher sales figures in 2007 than any successful single from 2001-2004. "Fallin'" would've been multi-platinum too if it came out in the iTunes boom years.

the show must goon (some dude), Saturday, 15 September 2012 13:06 (eleven years ago) link

also As I Am sold three million in 2007-2008, after album sales started to drop off big time. when The Element of Freedom (lol) sold half as much 2 years later it was because of lack of pop hits/audience enthusiasm, not the sales climate.

the show must goon (some dude), Saturday, 15 September 2012 13:08 (eleven years ago) link

Wasn't "Try sleeping with a broken heart" a big hit and isn't it her best song? (it is imo)

Why can't I be food? (Ówen P.), Saturday, 15 September 2012 13:09 (eleven years ago) link

There were three top 10 hits off that album in the UK fwiw.

Why can't I be food? (Ówen P.), Saturday, 15 September 2012 13:10 (eleven years ago) link

it's hilarious that "Doesn't Mean Anything" and the Jay-Z-less version of "Empire State of Mind" were huge in the UK (while the album's biggest US hit, "Un-Thinkable," didn't even chart there!)

the show must goon (some dude), Saturday, 15 September 2012 13:13 (eleven years ago) link

"No One" is probably her biggest hit, technically speaking. And at this point I hear it way more than even "Fallin'," in coffee shops and grocery stores and such. Not unwelcome either, I really like that track. Not sure that invalidates the parent album as a New Jersey, but yeah, the goofy industry at this point probably moves the goalposts. We may have to revisit this thread in a systematic way ten years from now with "Every huge artist post-2003 has a 'Born This Way'..."

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 15 September 2012 14:48 (eleven years ago) link

The next Drake album is almost certainly going to be a New Jersey

listen to that wu-tang whistle blowin' (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 15 September 2012 14:58 (eleven years ago) link

only in the sense that he resembles a Jersey Shore cast member

the show must goon (some dude), Saturday, 15 September 2012 15:15 (eleven years ago) link

Every huge Drake has their 'every Drake album' - a huge event album that immediately feels a bit hollow and signals a career monotone

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 15 September 2012 15:59 (eleven years ago) link

::croons over muffled drums about how hollow it all feels::

the show must goon (some dude), Saturday, 15 September 2012 16:14 (eleven years ago) link

Manic Street Preachers - This Is My Truth Tell Me Yours

― Gavin, Leeds, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 18:39 (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Actually, for MSP I'd suggest Know Your Enemy is that album. It's notable as being the Manics last really hyped "event" album, but also arrived with the nagging feeling they were becoming exhausted as a cultural force - which they went on to prove by following it up with the disappointingly insipid Lifeblood. Due to the gimmick of releasing two lead singles simultaneously, KNE had two number ones in the same week, "So Why So Sad" & "Found That Soul". But who remembers those now? Or "Let Robeson Sing", for that matter?

Pheeel, Saturday, 15 September 2012 16:28 (eleven years ago) link

Lifeblood is so much better than This Is My Truth, Kill Your Enemy and the other two non-Richey lyrics late period albums

Supper's Burnt (PaulTMA), Sunday, 16 September 2012 00:54 (eleven years ago) link

Solitude Sometimes Is is the songs they should have released as a single. It's truly great.

Supper's Burnt (PaulTMA), Sunday, 16 September 2012 00:56 (eleven years ago) link

two months pass...

Sound Loaded is the sixth album by the Puerto Rican singer Ricky Martin, released by Columbia Records on November 14, 2000. The album has been credited with worldwide sales of over eight million copies and went Multi-Platinum in the United States and several other territories. This album is Martin's fourth marketed in the US, and is his second album in English. It includes the hit singles "She Bangs" and "Nobody Wants to Be Lonely".

Doctor Casino, Monday, 3 December 2012 06:51 (eleven years ago) link

(of course, it may still be seen as a Big Deal outside the anglophone world; perhaps it's a Slippery in Puerto Rico and a Fairweather Johnson in the States?)

Doctor Casino, Monday, 3 December 2012 06:52 (eleven years ago) link

I felt this way about "And Justice For All" at the time it came out.
I still feel that way and I don't care about how The Black Album was huge.

Loud guitars shit all over "Bette Davis Eyes" (NYCNative), Monday, 3 December 2012 07:01 (eleven years ago) link

And Justice For All was twice as good as Master of Puppets.

how's life, Monday, 3 December 2012 13:44 (eleven years ago) link

The only thing it doesn't have is something that can compare to "Orion", which itself is three or four times more luminous than anything else in their catalog.

how's life, Monday, 3 December 2012 13:47 (eleven years ago) link

no way is AJFA a New Jersey.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 3 December 2012 14:13 (eleven years ago) link

Cliff's death makesit kinda hard to judge

U.S. State Department, Office of Rare Psych (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 3 December 2012 14:56 (eleven years ago) link

I would have thought Load was Metallica's New Jersey, myself...

The Jupiter 8 (Turrican), Monday, 3 December 2012 15:02 (eleven years ago) link

The only thing it doesn't have is something that can compare to "Orion" bass.

and I scream Fieri Eiffel Tower High (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 3 December 2012 16:32 (eleven years ago) link

Cliff's death makesit kinda hard to judge

― U.S. State Department, Office of Rare Psych (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, December 3, 2012 9:56 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ha there's nothing to judge -- the whole New Jersey thing is based on sales and mass popularity, and AJFA made them bigger than ever, and they got even bigger with the next album, therefore it's not possible.

these markers love soda (some dude), Monday, 3 December 2012 16:37 (eleven years ago) link

yeah if metallica has one it's unquestionably load

da croupier, Monday, 3 December 2012 17:03 (eleven years ago) link

I'd have said the Black album was their New Jersey, definitely

make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Monday, 3 December 2012 18:34 (eleven years ago) link

Well, you are bonkers. The Black album is a Slippery if I've ever seen one.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 3 December 2012 18:37 (eleven years ago) link

for real. The Black Album is their WE MADE IT.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 3 December 2012 18:49 (eleven years ago) link

some circumstantial evidence:

"Enter Sandman" #16 hot 100, #10 rock
"Until It Sleeps" #10 hot 100, #1 rock
"The Memory Remains" #28 hot 100, #3 rock

the question of whether ReLoad or Garage Inc or S&M or St Anger is the TRUE "bloom officially off rose" follow-up to Load blurs things, but i can't imagine an argument for any earlier album being a New Jersey that doesn't hinge on the maker's tastes

da croupier, Monday, 3 December 2012 19:22 (eleven years ago) link

also here's the from-each-album breakdown of their last tour setlist in august

Metallica (4)
Ride the Lightning (4)
Master of Puppets (3)
Kill 'em All (2)
Reload (2)
…and Justice for All (2)
Death Magnetic (1)

da croupier, Monday, 3 December 2012 19:28 (eleven years ago) link

it's actually hilarious that the only load single they've played with any regularity live in the last 10 years is "king nothing," but apparently "the memory remains" is a staple

da croupier, Monday, 3 December 2012 19:32 (eleven years ago) link

the last Xtina album Bionic might count as one of these.

piscesx, Monday, 3 December 2012 19:46 (eleven years ago) link

bionic is just a straight-up flop. problem with xtina is that every album has sold a fraction of the one before it. i guess the best argument would be for stripped

da croupier, Monday, 3 December 2012 19:50 (eleven years ago) link

huh except apparently stripped was way bigger in europe than the debut

da croupier, Monday, 3 December 2012 19:52 (eleven years ago) link

I've probably misunderstood the concept of New Jersey

make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 21:25 (eleven years ago) link

mm me too i think. i'm crap at this game.

piscesx, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 22:49 (eleven years ago) link

It would help if it had nothing to do with Bon jovi

make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 22:49 (eleven years ago) link

Pssh, it's like y'all aren't willing to put in the effort to attentively study 1,500+ posts across three threads about this incredibly narrow category we've hashed out!

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 04:21 (eleven years ago) link

the nerve

RIP Gramp C (some dude), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 04:21 (eleven years ago) link

three months pass...

ilxor chr1s just called it via email to me today:

the 20/20 Experience is Timberlake's New Jersey

we'll be following this story as it develops

ums (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 22 March 2013 20:24 (eleven years ago) link

Ha, Chris Molanphy is also saying reasonably similar over on FB and Twitter:

https://www.facebook.com/cmolanphy/posts/148890768612236

Ned Raggett, Friday, 22 March 2013 20:31 (eleven years ago) link

News from Billboard that the Timberlake album sales estimates just keep drifting higher—they've gone from 500Kish to a monster 800K-plus (bit.ly/WHxBhB)—remind me of a rule I coined in my column a few years back, the "AC/DC Rule" (second page of this 2011 column about Gaga, below).

The rule states that initial sales of an album, particularly a blockbuster, are a referendum on the public's feelings about the act's LAST album, not the new one. I named it after AC/DC, who scored their first No. 1 album not with all-time best disc 'Back in Black,' but with the 1981 *followup* to 'BiB' (the largely forgotten 'For Those About to Rock, We Salute You').

Ned Raggett, Friday, 22 March 2013 20:32 (eleven years ago) link

Ha! I emailed sh@kedown cuz I couldn't find this thread...I was thinking about this last night cuz my wife was chomping at the bit to get this record & was all crazy hyped for it. But I asked her how she liked it and she just said it was "good" but in that way where I could just tell she wasn't feeling it.

Another element to the "New Jersey" that we didn't really touch on that I think is important...part of what makes a record a "New Jersey" is that the previous album has to be kind of surprise hit & the "New Jersey" record sells a ton out of the gate becuz people are almost making up for the last record sneaking up on them.

I think the audience makes a record a "New Jersey" as much as the artist does, maybe more.

chr1sb3singer, Friday, 22 March 2013 20:48 (eleven years ago) link

did we mention Paula Abdul's Spellbound?

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 23 March 2013 12:01 (eleven years ago) link

lol:

Paula Abdul - Spellbound

― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, August 7, 2012 2:31 PM (7 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hah perfect

― da croupier, Tuesday, August 7, 2012 2:31 PM (7 months ago)

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 23 March 2013 12:19 (eleven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

boo on "ac/dc rule"

gentle german fatherly voice (President Keyes), Sunday, 14 April 2013 01:14 (eleven years ago) link

”joke's on you/you heard a bitin'-ass crew”

ums (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 14 April 2013 14:58 (eleven years ago) link

Tbf it's not precisely the same idea, and chris has been calling it that for a couple years now

Rapper Boy (some dude), Sunday, 14 April 2013 15:00 (eleven years ago) link

"New Jersey" rule is more subjective.. not solely backed up by data/numbers.

billstevejim, Sunday, 14 April 2013 15:06 (eleven years ago) link

i think this ac/dc theory makes sense. i don't like the implication, though, that the 20/20 experience is worse than futuresex/lovesounds and will, in the long run, prove ephemeral. the 20/20 experience is great.

Pat Finn, Sunday, 14 April 2013 15:06 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, it's a weak peg on which to hang it as a 'current' story. I do like the approach to the numbers, with the specific breakdown of the previous "classic" record's sales peak/timeline. But yeah, it's a different thing, more concerned with canonical/catalog records rather than phenomena at the time. The New Jersey lens opens up the phenomenon of something like Third Stage, whereas the AC/DC thing would seem to suggest that all the Boston fans had been well and properly soured by their experience of Don't Look Back.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 14 April 2013 16:00 (eleven years ago) link

"New Jersey" rule is more subjective.. not solely backed up by data/numbers.

― billstevejim, Sunday, April 14, 2013 11:06 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ya i suppose this is more interesting, nevermind

flopson, Sunday, 14 April 2013 19:08 (eleven years ago) link

20/20 is good ya but it will prove ephemeral in contrast to fs/ls

flopson, Sunday, 14 April 2013 19:11 (eleven years ago) link

Related to the current Police poll, Synchronicity is a great example of New Jersey potential skillfully dodged.

cougars and sneezers (Eazy), Sunday, 14 April 2013 19:40 (eleven years ago) link

yet another example of how hate is a marvelous thing

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 14 April 2013 19:42 (eleven years ago) link

An example of an album that passes the AC/DC rule but not the New Jersey would be Weezer's Pinkerton - which certainly had bigger first-week sales than the Blue Album even with its relative underperformance. However, the Green album charted higher and one couldn't really argue Pinkerton was the beginning of the end at all. There's definitely some correlation, but not all albums that benefit from following a blockbuster necessarily signal the beginning of the end in hindsight.

da croupier, Sunday, 14 April 2013 20:06 (eleven years ago) link

there are undoubtedly better examples (particularly since Pinkerton's chart peak was below the Blue Album's), however the point is that while it's not hard for an album to fulfill both, it's not guaranteed.

da croupier, Sunday, 14 April 2013 20:13 (eleven years ago) link

Related to the current Police poll, Synchronicity is a great example of New Jersey potential skillfully dodged.

― cougars and sneezers (Eazy), Sunday, April 14, 2013 3:40 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

But Ghost In The Machine didn't exactly set the world on fire, iirc...might that be the Police's New Jersey?

Pope Frank is the messenger of your doom (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Sunday, 14 April 2013 20:14 (eleven years ago) link

Every Police album outsold and outcharted its predecessor in the States.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 14 April 2013 20:18 (eleven years ago) link

in a sense, the ac/dc rule is just "big opening sales doesn't mean the artist hasn't already peaked." New Jersey is the award given to the album that achieved big-ass success before everyone realized you'd already peaked.

da croupier, Sunday, 14 April 2013 20:24 (eleven years ago) link

an example of an artist whose New Jersey and AC/DC rule albums are different - Celine Dion, who only sold one million less worldwide of Let's Talk About Love than Falling Into You, but was undeniably thinner on hits and coasting off Titanic in hindsight. However, her "AC/DC" rule album would be A New Day Has Come, which had huge #1 opening week sales but only sold a third worldwide of what Let's Talk About Love did.

da croupier, Sunday, 14 April 2013 20:31 (eleven years ago) link

Saw this revived and expected to see Random Access Memories nominated.

brotherlovesdub, Sunday, 14 April 2013 20:33 (eleven years ago) link

yes, who can forget the fever in the streets when octuple-platinum selling arena-fillers daft punk dropped an album that was later seen to have not been so classic as all that

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 14 April 2013 20:39 (eleven years ago) link

Every Police album outsold and outcharted its predecessor in the States.

― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, April 14, 2013 4:18 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ah, didn't realize that. For some reason, I thought Ghost didn't sell as well in the long run as Zenyatta. But my memory is likely tainted by my hatred of Ghost.

Pope Frank is the messenger of your doom (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Sunday, 14 April 2013 20:46 (eleven years ago) link

The Who never had a New Jersey, but definitely had an AC/DC with Quadrophenia. It went gold in one day (or, more accurately, shipped gold in one day), and hit #2, but took 20 years to go platinum. Who's Next peaked at #4 in the US, and sold at least five times as many copies. None of the Quadrophenia singles came close to the top 40 ("Love, Reign O'er Me" topped out at #76).

Pope Frank is the messenger of your doom (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Sunday, 14 April 2013 20:52 (eleven years ago) link

Not quite sure if 20/20 fits the AC/DC rule, since Timberlake's "Back in Black" is probably "No Strings Attached"

gentle german fatherly voice (President Keyes), Sunday, 14 April 2013 23:45 (eleven years ago) link

ehhh, I suspect way more teens are going to be downloading FSLS in 20 years than any N'Sync album, but I could be way way off.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 15 April 2013 01:29 (eleven years ago) link

I would put money on JT's solo stuff outliving N'Sync's material. Even now, it seems that N'Sync, as well as the Backstreet Boys, only have nostalgia value, like mmm bop or something, while there are songs from Justified, (which is 10 years old!), that still hold up. i just think in general his solo work is much better than n'sync.

Pat Finn, Monday, 15 April 2013 01:49 (eleven years ago) link

nah, I love plenty of BSB songs

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 15 April 2013 01:51 (eleven years ago) link

I definitely hear the Justified hits, especially "Cry Me A River," on the radio way more than the N*Sync hits but that might just be cyclical.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 15 April 2013 01:54 (eleven years ago) link

i feel like they are more r&b/hip-hop oriented whereas n sync is 90s bubblegum, which is like its own thing that just sounds really dated now.

Pat Finn, Monday, 15 April 2013 01:55 (eleven years ago) link

"MMMbop" is all-time imo.

timellison, Monday, 15 April 2013 01:55 (eleven years ago) link

oh yeah, i'm not disagreeing with that. but i think it is still very of-its-time and more eternal pop songs kind of transcend that. i don't dislike dated-sounded 90s bubblegum either: i love me some early britney spears.

Pat Finn, Monday, 15 April 2013 01:57 (eleven years ago) link

actually, now that i wrote that, i'm not sure if i even agree with the "transcending its time" thing. ABBA songs are very 70s but they will be with us forever. hmm.... i still think JT's solo stuff with last longer.

Pat Finn, Monday, 15 April 2013 01:57 (eleven years ago) link

*will last longer (than n sync songs)

Pat Finn, Monday, 15 April 2013 01:58 (eleven years ago) link

I don't understand your argument "Of its time" is not a value judgment, it's a fact. Every song is of its time. There's no platonic ideal.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 15 April 2013 01:59 (eleven years ago) link

I don't know if you've ever read any conversations on here re. the subject, but it's certainly been discussed to a certain extent. Criticizing something on the basis of it being "dated" is something I don't understand.

xp

timellison, Monday, 15 April 2013 02:01 (eleven years ago) link

xxxxxxxpost I'm speaking purely in these purely data driven Chris Monsanto terms. People were aware of JT because of the N Sync albums, and they sold a shit ton.

gentle german fatherly voice (President Keyes), Monday, 15 April 2013 02:03 (eleven years ago) link

to alfred & timellison: i agree with you guys actually, for the most part, that's why i backpedaled. i think certain sounds/styles are more resilient than others though. the production on "infidels" for instance, sounds like an unfortunate fad today, while none of dylan's 60s albums sound like that. i think n'sync's songs are appealing from a nostalgia perspective more than a musical perspective -- JT's best solo material is stronger, imo. this might be a factor of my age though. i'm 23 and a lot of people i know play backstreet boys and n'sync the same way they do disney music: as a reminder of childhood.

Pat Finn, Monday, 15 April 2013 02:07 (eleven years ago) link

I dunno. Dylan's sixties albums...sound like sixties albums. I don't know why you hold up "sound" as a virtue or blemsih.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 15 April 2013 02:14 (eleven years ago) link

I don't know if I would go that far, Alfred. I mean, there are certain guitar sounds that I'm not crazy about, etc.

timellison, Monday, 15 April 2013 02:21 (eleven years ago) link

I'm guess I'm open someone doing something cool with them, though.

timellison, Monday, 15 April 2013 02:23 (eleven years ago) link

The relative success of N'Sync is kind of irrelevant to the question of whether 20/20 will eventually be evidence of the AC/DC rule - the point is just that 20/20's massive first week sales say more about the popularity of the last album than the new album's quality. One could arguably have more than one example of an "AC/DC rule" album in their career if they last long enough to have comebacks.

da croupier, Monday, 15 April 2013 02:30 (eleven years ago) link

Taste - including record production styles - really is cyclical; a lot of records that sounded "dated" in the 90s don't now. A lot of old sounds eventually come back into vogue. On the other hand, bubblegum is designed to have a limited shelf-life regardless of its quality; if "Justified" sells 20 times more copies than "No Strings Attached" a decade down the line - and this is still gonna be the case in another 10 years if records still sell at all, trust me - that's as much because Timberlake has assumed the mantle of Real Adult Artist as it is due to anything in the music itself.

mobs of burly teen christgaus (thewufs), Monday, 15 April 2013 02:33 (eleven years ago) link

N'Sync's Celebrity - which sold half of what No Strings Attached did - almost qualifies as an "AC/DC rule" album, as it was the 2nd biggest first week seller in history at the time...except No Strings Attached was the only one that ever sold more.

da croupier, Monday, 15 April 2013 02:34 (eleven years ago) link

imo the big distinction that hasn't really been noted is that the 'New Jersey' concept is kind of about the overall career arc and there being some permanent downward turn from that point onward -- the 'AC/DC rule' is just about whether one particular album is selling well on the strength of its predecessor, nothing to say there's a permanent dropoff or whether there's a rebound later etc.

Rapper Boy (some dude), Monday, 15 April 2013 02:37 (eleven years ago) link

bubblegum is designed to have a limited shelf-life regardless of its quality

Totally disagree. And it's striking to me how a record like "I Want You Back" still sounds like one of the freshest records from 1969.

timellison, Monday, 15 April 2013 02:37 (eleven years ago) link

imo the big distinction that hasn't really been noted is that the 'New Jersey' concept is kind of about the overall career arc and there being some permanent downward turn from that point onward -- the 'AC/DC rule' is just about whether one particular album is selling well on the strength of its predecessor, nothing to say there's a permanent dropoff or whether there's a rebound later etc.

this is the big reason I rankled at including Rattle & Hum in the New Jersey poll, as How To Dismantle An Atomic Bomb, following ATYCLB and followed by No Line On The Horizon, is a more obvious NJ than the album that came between Joshua Tree and Achtung Baby.

da croupier, Monday, 15 April 2013 02:42 (eleven years ago) link

though really U2 are such fucking cockroaches that they may rise again

da croupier, Monday, 15 April 2013 02:43 (eleven years ago) link

kiss's New Jersey: the four solo albums?

brimstead, Monday, 15 April 2013 02:48 (eleven years ago) link

¡Catorce! will be the biggest album released next year (xp)

Rapper Boy (some dude), Monday, 15 April 2013 02:48 (eleven years ago) link

KISS' sales are maddeningly consistent and for the pre-Soundscan albums wildly inflated too.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 15 April 2013 02:52 (eleven years ago) link

Simmons's memoir open about chart manipulation.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 15 April 2013 02:53 (eleven years ago) link

(yes, I read the portion of it up until the photo of Ace making out with their manager)

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 15 April 2013 02:53 (eleven years ago) link

XP to timellison - I'm not even talking about the music - I mean the way it's marketed, talked about, etc. You and I and most people on this board know that there's nothing that says teenpop can't be great art. But we've been conditioned to think otherwise. I don't think most of those records stop getting played on the radio entirely after 2 or 3 years because they're bad, or even because people don't want to hear them anymore, but because there's a vested industry interest in making them obsolete. If "I Want You Back" were simply great as opposed to transcendent we probably wouldn't hear it anymore. Whereas there are a lot of mediocre or worse rock records from that era that still get serious airtime.

mobs of burly teen christgaus (thewufs), Monday, 15 April 2013 02:54 (eleven years ago) link

kiss's New Jersey: the four solo albums?

kiss was never huge enough to really get a new jersey - only destroyer's even been certified double platinum - but Dynasty, the follow-up to the solos, still went platinum and charted higher than any of the 4.

da croupier, Monday, 15 April 2013 02:54 (eleven years ago) link

XP RE Kiss - I'm pretty sure the RIAA changed certification rules because execs like Neil Bogart, head of Casablanca Records (Kiss's label) gamed the system so blatantly. Those four solo albums were only the most notorious example.

mobs of burly teen christgaus (thewufs), Monday, 15 April 2013 02:56 (eleven years ago) link

xpost to alfred, again, to clarify something: i don't believe in anything like "timelessness." i was just being sloppy in my description of why i thought "cry me a river" provided a deeper, more fulfilling kind of pleasure than bye bye bye, which feels "thinner" and so, because it is 15 or so years old, "obsolete" in a way that great pop songs -- no matter how "of their time" they are, that's not the issue all -- never do.

Pat Finn, Monday, 15 April 2013 02:59 (eleven years ago) link

here's timelessness. It's played all the time in Australia.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7fxN3g5sLw

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 15 April 2013 03:00 (eleven years ago) link

sweet.

Pat Finn, Monday, 15 April 2013 03:03 (eleven years ago) link

kiss was never huge enough to really get a new jersey - only destroyer's even been certified double platinum

piss. alive ii went dbl platinum, while alive, rock n roll over and love gun went single. they were fuckin huge for a while there.

I have many lovely lacy nightgowns (contenderizer), Monday, 15 April 2013 03:03 (eleven years ago) link

If "I Want You Back" were simply great as opposed to transcendent we probably wouldn't hear it anymore. Whereas there are a lot of mediocre or worse rock records from that era that still get serious airtime.

Not sure about that - I've certainly heard, say, "Band of Gold" or "Na Na Hey Hey (Kiss Him Goodbye)" on the radio a lot over the years.

timellison, Monday, 15 April 2013 03:05 (eleven years ago) link

piss. alive ii went dbl platinum, while alive, rock n roll over and love gun went single. they were fuckin huge for a while there.

piss yourself. we're talking about blockbusters - and kiss only has like one or two albums that haven't gone gold - so it's not like they had a big album that was hollow in hindsight considering the drop that followed. Big reason we had a 3xplatinum minimum when doing the poll.

da croupier, Monday, 15 April 2013 03:07 (eleven years ago) link

i'm just saying they were huge, supposedly the most popular band in america at the time of love gun's release. that thing went platinum almost immediately on release, was the event album of its moment and a huge off the bat success. not saying it was their nj, but the reason they didn't really have one was that they only slowly lost the "hottest band in the world" steam they picked up from destroyer and alive ii, over the course of three proper albums (rock & roll over, love gun and dynasty) and four solo projects.

I have many lovely lacy nightgowns (contenderizer), Monday, 15 April 2013 03:25 (eleven years ago) link

i know they had earned that "most popular band in america" title in some poll, but they also only had one album ever in the top 5.

da croupier, Monday, 15 April 2013 03:30 (eleven years ago) link

haha until psycho circus, that is

da croupier, Monday, 15 April 2013 03:30 (eleven years ago) link

though admitted it's a little hard to gauge 70s stuff when most multi-platinum certifications didn't come until the 80s - though for instance, Bob Seger has three albums that have gone 5x platinum or more.

da croupier, Monday, 15 April 2013 03:33 (eleven years ago) link

yeah Kiss's big commercial accomplishment is to have milked what actually wasn't an especially impressive fanbase for every penny it was worth

Rapper Boy (some dude), Monday, 15 April 2013 03:42 (eleven years ago) link

for a couple summers there in '76 and '77 they were massive. maybe mostly among teenage boys, but those fuckers get rabid. (tbh, my perspective may be somewhat distorted by my membership in that group at the time.)

I have many lovely lacy nightgowns (contenderizer), Monday, 15 April 2013 03:50 (eleven years ago) link

well kiss's New Jersey "moment" in terms of cultural cachet was def. 78-79, maybe starting with Alive 2 and culminating in Unmasked. I guess that's a pretty long moment.

brimstead, Monday, 15 April 2013 03:56 (eleven years ago) link

But yeah the sales manipulation thing + their rep as live act vs album artist throws a wrench in the works.

brimstead, Monday, 15 April 2013 04:00 (eleven years ago) link

xp yeah, i guess i did mean '77/'78 through '79 or so, things get fuzzy. hell i wasn't even a proper teen until 1980, so my facts clearly need sorting.

I have many lovely lacy nightgowns (contenderizer), Monday, 15 April 2013 04:04 (eleven years ago) link

in general one's better off checking wikipedia when considering an album for NJ status and not relying on thoughts like "man all my friends in high school had that album but i thought it sucked"

da croupier, Monday, 15 April 2013 04:16 (eleven years ago) link

saves the chart nerds from having to explain that Pavement never went gold etc

da croupier, Monday, 15 April 2013 04:17 (eleven years ago) link

KISS blows mostly

also the solo albums cannot be a New Jersey because i'm sure ppl even then were like these things fucking suck ass except for New York Groove and a big part of a New Jersey is the perception as a strong album at launch.

ums (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 15 April 2013 04:17 (eleven years ago) link

in that case what's toad the wet sprocket's NJ xxp

christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, 15 April 2013 04:18 (eleven years ago) link

Dulcinea

Badmotorfinger Debate Club (MFB), Monday, 15 April 2013 04:22 (eleven years ago) link

yeah the idea of the 4 kiss solo albums... Like, DUH, OF COURSE it failed, wtf were they thinking? I agree that Kiss is sorta disqualified due to all the stuff you guys mentioned. the 4 solo thing was such a ridiculous overreach, though, kind of unique. But yeah Kiss is basically a comic book so the usual rules of releasing albums (ex: don't release 4 solo albums simultaneously) don't apply so cleanly.

brimstead, Monday, 15 April 2013 04:35 (eleven years ago) link

i'm sure ppl even then were like these things fucking suck ass except for New York Groove

ace has some other jams. rip it out, snowblind, uh...

I have many lovely lacy nightgowns (contenderizer), Monday, 15 April 2013 04:48 (eleven years ago) link

KISS; the Donald Trump of Rock!

bodacious ignoramus, Monday, 15 April 2013 06:53 (eleven years ago) link

i think n'sync's songs are appealing from a nostalgia perspective more than a musical perspective -- JT's best solo material is stronger, imo. this might be a factor of my age though. i'm 23 and a lot of people i know play backstreet boys and n'sync the same way they do disney music: as a reminder of childhood.

― Pat Finn, Sunday, April 14, 2013 10:07 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think this might be reformulated just in terms of when the artists peaked relative to their fans' relationships to music - - - N*Sync sold a bazillion records to 8-16-year-olds, JT solo sold a bazillion records to 13-21-year-olds (often, but not always the same people) (generalizing wildly here about all this), and I think that makes a difference in terms of what people, later in life, are likely to put in "best of" lists, regardless of how much they actually might still enjoy or relate to the music.

That is, when you're 40 and editing a popular-press webzone, you might still jam to "Pop" but unless you have really absorbed the poptimist critique the tendency is going to be to use that album for the "chuckle, here's 10 guilty pleasures" article, Justified for the "hey, shocker, this still holds up!" article, and FS/LS to actually go on the Best Albums Of The 2000s countdown. Some of that's rockism and art-historical teleology talking ("mature work," "addresses adult themes," "darker"), but it's also I think that people are more willing to frame the music they danced to in college as Actually Good versus the music they danced to in middle school as You Had To Be There, or Secretly Good, or whatever.

But this is all just me writing a general theory around the case of Justin Timberlake, since I graduated high school in 2000 and associate "Rock Your Body" with grown-up partying and actual up-close-dancing with a girl named Jamie who was the hottest thing in my world at that moment, and for about forty-five seconds of my life feeling like a competent, smooth flirt who was hitting the right moves at the right movement and pulling off the eye contact and everything.

And then "I Like The Way You Move" came on and I couldn't find the rhythm and the moment passed, but damn, do I still dig both those songs.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 15 April 2013 18:38 (eleven years ago) link

did you have her naked by the end of that song?

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 15 April 2013 18:40 (eleven years ago) link

never, never.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 15 April 2013 18:49 (eleven years ago) link

Oh god! 'Rock Your Body' is playing RIGHT NOW at the coffee shop.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 15 April 2013 23:26 (eleven years ago) link

xpost that's a good analysis doctor casino, i wouldn't disagree with any of that.

Pat Finn, Tuesday, 16 April 2013 02:11 (eleven years ago) link

so the New Jersey is the album that rides in on a wave of rose-colored goodwill generated by its predecessor and mimics its successes enough to tap that enthusiasm but in retrospect you must admit the thrill is gone

anonanon, Tuesday, 16 April 2013 03:46 (eleven years ago) link

It wasn't Lonesome Jubilee that foreshadowed Mellencamp's decline, but the follow up Big Daddy. Remeber "Pop Singer"? From their on out Mellencamp''s albums got more serious and even ponderous. But Jubilee is an excellent album.

jetfan, Tuesday, 16 April 2013 04:18 (eleven years ago) link

does goat's head soup count for this? there are some great tracks on it, but it definitely marks the end of their "classic" era.

authentically inauthentic (Pat Finn), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 04:26 (eleven years ago) link

ah, sorry i see that's been covered already

authentically inauthentic (Pat Finn), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 04:27 (eleven years ago) link

commercially Lonesome Jubilee is the only album that could plausibly qualify as Mellencamp's New Jersey, and someone cooouuld argue the album's two top tens ("Paper In Fire" and "Check It Out") from that album haven't stayed in the public consciousness like his earlier songs that had similar chart peaks ("Pink Houses," "Small Town"). But the fact that Mellencamp made such a self-conscious turn away from the marketplace with Big Daddy does cloud things.

da croupier, Tuesday, 16 April 2013 04:30 (eleven years ago) link

think "Cherry Bomb" was the other top ten (can't check Wiki now) but it's understandable: both start with "Ch"

Mellencamp returned to pop singer records on Whenever We Wanted and Human Wheels but this was the point at which the VH-1 and teen audience parted company. "Get a Leg Up" a minor hit. He wouldn't score another top five (his last) until "Wild Night" in '94.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 10:54 (eleven years ago) link

yeah I switched the "ch" singles, sorry. point stands, though - what keeps it from being an obvious New Jersey is that some people think it's better than Scarecrow, and that the "career decline" was self-inflicted after jubilee.

da croupier, Tuesday, 16 April 2013 14:15 (eleven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

did we mention INXS's X?

A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 13:10 (eleven years ago) link

I think so, though it only went 2xplat so it didn't qualify for the poll

da croupier, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 13:26 (eleven years ago) link

god, I hope The Knife's album doesn't end up as this. (I really like it, but then I also really liked Born This Way.)

katherine, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 23:51 (eleven years ago) link

That Shins album that debuted at #1 on the Billboard chart
Sigur Ros' ()
LCD Soundsystem's first album (challops! Yes it was a hit, but there was nothing on there as good as the singles that had already been released, and the magic was already gone)

Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 9 May 2013 04:00 (eleven years ago) link

interpol - our love to admire?

i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Thursday, 9 May 2013 04:12 (eleven years ago) link

Men at Work, Cargo

pplains, Thursday, 9 May 2013 04:27 (eleven years ago) link

Queens of the Stone Age "lullabies to paralyze"
Liz Phair "Whitechocolatespaceegg" or whatever
Tha Carter 4 def
REM's is "New Adventures in Hi-Fi," not "Monster."
Smashing Pumpkins' is "Adore," not "Mellon Collie"

Beck is kinda huge and he doesn't have a New Jersey.

billstevejim, Thursday, 9 May 2013 06:38 (eleven years ago) link

Actually Beck's might be "The Information." I know a lot of people that really love "Guero."

billstevejim, Thursday, 9 May 2013 06:41 (eleven years ago) link

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maim9sAJRO1qdtw7so4_250.gif

Euler, Thursday, 9 May 2013 10:55 (eleven years ago) link

xp My idea of a career decline doesn't include a record as good as Sound of Silver tbh

Deafening silence (DL), Thursday, 9 May 2013 11:02 (eleven years ago) link

REM's is "New Adventures in Hi-Fi," not "Monster."

it didn't go multiplatinum

A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 May 2013 11:54 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, I definitely think Monster is the New Jersey of R.E.M.'s catalogue.

The Jupiter 8 (Turrican), Thursday, 9 May 2013 12:43 (eleven years ago) link

Guess you could throw Hail To The Thief into this, too.

illegalblues, Thursday, 9 May 2013 15:47 (eleven years ago) link

I haven't read the whole thread but that bono gif makes me wonder : what was U2's already ?

AlXTC from Paris, Thursday, 9 May 2013 15:49 (eleven years ago) link

This was disputed repeatedly, "Rattle & Hum" fits in the sense of "huge event album that ultimately feels a bit hollow" but "career decline" doesn't quite hold up. Apparently it's "How To Dismantle an Atomic Bomb."

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 9 May 2013 15:52 (eleven years ago) link

hum. I don't know anybody who owns or likes "dismantle" (and I've never listened to it).
I'd rather say "zooropa" or "pop" but maybe it's more linked to my own interest in that band.
anyway, I won't get into the dispute...
thanks for the update !

will "random access memory" be daft punk's "new jersey" ? (or was it "human after all" ?)

AlXTC from Paris, Thursday, 9 May 2013 15:58 (eleven years ago) link

I think "dismantle" may actually have been a huge album but just not in the world of anybody I hang out or talk to, see also that stage where you think they aren't popular anymore but are actually way more popular than they were when they had "buzz"

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 9 May 2013 16:03 (eleven years ago) link

Dismantle, definitely.

HTTF wasn't that much of an event album and In Rainbows is no decline. I think Radiohead managed to rewrite the rock-career script sufficiently to avoid a New Jersey. With the greatest respect to Amnesiac, it was no Slippery When Wet.

Deafening silence (DL), Thursday, 9 May 2013 16:09 (eleven years ago) link

every time someone on this thread says what their friends thought about an album that didn't even gold, I kill an angel.

da croupier, Thursday, 9 May 2013 16:11 (eleven years ago) link

The King Of Limbs may be Radiohead's New Jersey... a huge amount of people were waiting in anticipation for it on the back of In Rainbows and a large percentage of those people were ultimately disappointed. If their next album is shite, then it undoubtedly is The King Of Limbs.

The Jupiter 8 (Turrican), Thursday, 9 May 2013 16:13 (eleven years ago) link

*kills angel*

da croupier, Thursday, 9 May 2013 16:14 (eleven years ago) link

hey now, KoL went gold

that poor angle, murdered for nothing

far too much asshole flesh (DJP), Thursday, 9 May 2013 16:16 (eleven years ago) link

much like my speling

far too much asshole flesh (DJP), Thursday, 9 May 2013 16:16 (eleven years ago) link

yeah, yeah, but the angel still had to die on principle

da croupier, Thursday, 9 May 2013 16:16 (eleven years ago) link

xp I guess based on Beck's non-platinum status for several of his albums, he's ineligible for a New Jersey.

billstevejim, Thursday, 9 May 2013 17:27 (eleven years ago) link

the idea was to limit the concept to albums and artists that were actually "huge," so that we could nerd out over stats rather than have dinks debating which Apples In Stereo album was the first to suck

da croupier, Thursday, 9 May 2013 17:30 (eleven years ago) link

that reminds me, This Timeless Turning was totally Sky Cries Mary's New Jersey

far too much asshole flesh (DJP), Thursday, 9 May 2013 17:31 (eleven years ago) link

no way, everybody at my college radio station was mad excited about Exit At The Axis and I always knew that was poopie and nobody talk about it now, totally their new jersey

da croupier, Thursday, 9 May 2013 17:33 (eleven years ago) link

isn't Beck kinda huger than whatever weirdo bands you guys are joking about?

billstevejim, Thursday, 9 May 2013 17:40 (eleven years ago) link

"Fugue in D minor" was totally Bach's New Jersey. It was all downhill after that.

billstevejim, Thursday, 9 May 2013 17:42 (eleven years ago) link

Hey now, I am just encouraging what I think is a specifically hilarious fit of pique, no need to get defensive.

far too much asshole flesh (DJP), Thursday, 9 May 2013 17:42 (eleven years ago) link

haha i realize i'm being ridiculous, believe me. but i'm still going to wail on anybody who either can't grasp the concept, can't bother to read the thread, or check wikipedia to verify their hunches about which albums sold how much. if a chart nerd can't police a chart nerd thread then what's the point in being a chart nerd.

da croupier, Thursday, 9 May 2013 17:47 (eleven years ago) link

chart groupies

far too much asshole flesh (DJP), Thursday, 9 May 2013 17:49 (eleven years ago) link

no i'm like creed, i spurn them on route to the stage and then float above the throng

da croupier, Thursday, 9 May 2013 17:50 (eleven years ago) link

and this thread is the hotel bar where i wait for 311 to walk by

da croupier, Thursday, 9 May 2013 17:51 (eleven years ago) link

Were there New Jersey's prior to the '80s?

billstevejim, Thursday, 9 May 2013 17:52 (eleven years ago) link

there was definitely a thread prior to today

da croupier, Thursday, 9 May 2013 17:52 (eleven years ago) link

oh yes, i see a couple listed now. 95% of these are after the mid 80s

billstevejim, Thursday, 9 May 2013 17:55 (eleven years ago) link

well that's partially a factor of poster age and comfort zone mixed in with the context of calling it a "New Jersey"; clearly the phenomenon has existed since people started buying music

far too much asshole flesh (DJP), Thursday, 9 May 2013 17:56 (eleven years ago) link

also the fact that gauging multiplatinum success is easier after the riaa starting giving out the multi-platinum awards

da croupier, Thursday, 9 May 2013 17:58 (eleven years ago) link

In 1976, RIAA introduced the platinum certification, first awarded to Johnnie Taylor's single, "Disco Lady", and to the Eagles album, Their Greatest Hits (1971–1975). As music sales increased with the introduction of compact discs, the RIAA created the Multi-Platinum award in 1984. Diamond awards, honoring those artists whose sales of singles or albums reached 10,000,000 copies, were introduced in 1999.

so basically, the only pre-80s albums to have multi-platinum certification are the ones who bother to get it

da croupier, Thursday, 9 May 2013 17:59 (eleven years ago) link

pretty sure yo la tengo's 3x platinum 'summer sun' has the whiff of new jersey, and i'm not talking about hoboken

christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 9 May 2013 18:01 (eleven years ago) link

I stand by my theory that New Jerseys depend on a certain way of marketing albums over a long period of time, and effectively only existed between Thriller and MP3s, although outliers can be found.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 9 May 2013 20:15 (eleven years ago) link

one year passes...

Is it too early to declare Katy Perry's Prism a New Jersey?

J. Sam, Thursday, 22 May 2014 18:29 (nine years ago) link

hüsker dü - candy apple grey, yea?

i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Thursday, 22 May 2014 18:31 (nine years ago) link

katy perry otm

i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Thursday, 22 May 2014 18:31 (nine years ago) link

da croupier getting hella salty as this thread ages, i love it

alpine static, Thursday, 22 May 2014 19:09 (nine years ago) link

90's US underground version of this is Jesus Lizard's Down

Master of Treacle, Thursday, 22 May 2014 23:38 (nine years ago) link

Candy Apple Grey for me works.....at least sonically. Real sense that it is Flip Your Wig mk2

Would be easier to say had the latter album been released, as originally planned, on Warners

Master of Treacle, Thursday, 22 May 2014 23:41 (nine years ago) link

remember when Flip Your Wig sold 5 million copies?

relentlessly pecking at peace (President Keyes), Friday, 23 May 2014 00:25 (nine years ago) link

lol still

i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Friday, 23 May 2014 00:38 (nine years ago) link

guys "event albums"

dollar rave club (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 23 May 2014 01:23 (nine years ago) link

arcade fire - reflektor

i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Friday, 23 May 2014 01:40 (nine years ago) link

Even if we say Reflektor is big enough as a record, I think it's too much of an "artistic change-up," which may disqualify it from New Jersey status. My read is that the most universally agreed-upon New Jerseys in this thread (like Afterburner), have a "more of the same" feel.

intheblanks, Friday, 23 May 2014 01:49 (nine years ago) link

true
hate to say it but could Animal Collective's Centipede Hz be their New Jersey?

i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Friday, 23 May 2014 02:43 (nine years ago) link

feel like you're maybe trolling the originators of this theory

intheblanks, Friday, 23 May 2014 02:54 (nine years ago) link

ahhh ok, even though i LOVE this record, …. Gaucho by Steely Dan?

i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Friday, 23 May 2014 03:29 (nine years ago) link

wut? they basically broke up after thet album

cock chirea, Friday, 23 May 2014 03:32 (nine years ago) link

The Cult - Sonic Temple

cock chirea, Friday, 23 May 2014 03:32 (nine years ago) link

last records cant be a new jersey?

i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Friday, 23 May 2014 03:32 (nine years ago) link

i would call a 20 year break up a 'career decline'

i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Friday, 23 May 2014 03:33 (nine years ago) link

90's US underground version of this is Jesus Lizard's Down

― Master of Treacle, viernes 23 de mayo de 2014 00:38 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

mmmm, Girls Against Boys' House of GVSB maybe?

cock chirea, Friday, 23 May 2014 03:37 (nine years ago) link

Wouldn't it be Freak*on*ica?

DonkeyTeeth, Friday, 23 May 2014 05:12 (nine years ago) link

Actually, you're probably right. Freak*on*ica was the long career decline one.

DonkeyTeeth, Friday, 23 May 2014 05:14 (nine years ago) link

no, Freak*on*ica was a gigantic misfire. New Jersey's are popular-at-the moment records that, on the surface, seem to be continuing the artist's success, but in reality are a mirage of sorts. A New Jersey is a record whose success masks that the bottom has already fallen out. Very often the big, successful singles from a New Jersey disappear from the culture at large.

intheblanks, Friday, 23 May 2014 05:16 (nine years ago) link

Also Freak*on*ica didn't even make the top 100. It's the record where GVSB fell off, but that isn't synonymous with a New Jersey as defined throughout this thread.

intheblanks, Friday, 23 May 2014 05:17 (nine years ago) link

Ha, yes! I figured that out though. Just posted too fast.

DonkeyTeeth, Friday, 23 May 2014 05:36 (nine years ago) link

Freak*on*ica was really awful.

DonkeyTeeth, Friday, 23 May 2014 05:36 (nine years ago) link

totally with you on that, such an embarrassment.

intheblanks, Friday, 23 May 2014 05:37 (nine years ago) link

Was Sonic Youth discussed itt? I guess purist stans would say Goo was their New Jersey. I don't buy it myself (it lead off to Dirty, my fave record of theirs during the 90s) but I can see how an argument could be made for Goo as the start of SY's long creative decline.

cock chirea, Friday, 23 May 2014 06:06 (nine years ago) link

I thought of this concept when I was listening to the actual New Jersey the other day, and you don't even have to go further than Bad Medicine to know it was all over.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 23 May 2014 06:23 (nine years ago) link

Sum 41 - Chuck

i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Friday, 23 May 2014 06:31 (nine years ago) link

I bet slightly different eras of Sonic Youth fans would argue that Goo or Dirty or Experimental Jet Set were their New Jerseys. And the people in those eras would have aged about 2 years. (I like all those records though.)

DonkeyTeeth, Friday, 23 May 2014 06:38 (nine years ago) link

Except that they kept getting more popular during that time. Washing Machine?

DonkeyTeeth, Friday, 23 May 2014 06:40 (nine years ago) link

Yeah, it feels like to me that SY were at peak popularity around Washing Machine/SYR eps/A Thousand Leaves, even if none of those are among their best albums.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 23 May 2014 06:42 (nine years ago) link

I really need to start thinking through these things before I post. Dirty was big, and Experimental Jet Set was very much looked forward to, and they got to be on the Simpsons from that, but people didn't love it, and their popularity went down after that. So I think it's that one.

DonkeyTeeth, Friday, 23 May 2014 06:43 (nine years ago) link

Really, I think they were much bigger before Washing Machine and post?

DonkeyTeeth, Friday, 23 May 2014 06:44 (nine years ago) link

Dirty was probably their most commercially successful album (just guessing, I don't know for sure), but mid to late 90s is when they had completely saturated the discussion.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 23 May 2014 06:44 (nine years ago) link

joan of arc's third album, man all the DJs were playing that on my college radio station and I saw one the other day and was like "lol remember that joan of arc album?" and he was like "whut?" and then I screamed "NEW JERSEY!" at him until we were both in tears

da croupier, Friday, 23 May 2014 07:46 (nine years ago) link

I guess Mylo Xyloto would qualify for Coldplay on sales alone but I dig it and their new one so iono

nova, Friday, 23 May 2014 08:04 (nine years ago) link

Yallsodono whether ghost stories is their keep the faith yet so hold yer damn horses

da croupier, Friday, 23 May 2014 08:11 (nine years ago) link

Adele's New Jersey is obviously 28

da croupier, Friday, 23 May 2014 08:12 (nine years ago) link

"yallsodono"

lol

nova, Friday, 23 May 2014 08:12 (nine years ago) link

For real though, Prism actually seems like a New Jersey, right? Teenage Dream sold 6 million worldwide, had 5 #1 singles (6 if you count "Part of Me" from the deluxe edition). Prism sold big initially and has had 2 #1s, but its momentum is kind of waning.

J. Sam, Friday, 23 May 2014 16:57 (nine years ago) link

it's really hard to say when someone's huge career peak also ultimately felt a bit hollow and signaled a career decline

ςὖτ ιτ Οὖτ (some dude), Friday, 23 May 2014 17:00 (nine years ago) link

did you guys hear that bon jovi is putting out a deluxe edition of their New Jersey?! www.rollingstone.com/music/news/bon-jovi-celebrate-three-decades-with-extensive-new-jersey-reissue-20140520

tylerw, Friday, 23 May 2014 17:05 (nine years ago) link

haha they're STARTING the reissue program with New Jersey instead of Slippery When Wet?

ςὖτ ιτ Οὖτ (some dude), Friday, 23 May 2014 17:06 (nine years ago) link

aaaaand Dolly Parton recorded a cover of "Lay Your Hands on Me" on her new album.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 23 May 2014 17:07 (nine years ago) link

i didn't think it was possible for her to cover something worse than Collective Soul's "Shine"

ςὖτ ιτ Οὖτ (some dude), Friday, 23 May 2014 17:34 (nine years ago) link

omg she did what

i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Friday, 23 May 2014 17:58 (nine years ago) link

it's not bad!

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 23 May 2014 18:10 (nine years ago) link

Re prism, Pointless to consider an album for New Jersey status until its clear the next one is Keep The Faith.

da croupier, Friday, 23 May 2014 18:35 (nine years ago) link

Newest album to arguably pass that muster I can think of is Born This Way

da croupier, Friday, 23 May 2014 18:37 (nine years ago) link

Flaming Lips - Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots

Mr. Snrub, Friday, 23 May 2014 19:13 (nine years ago) link

i dunno, isn't it at war with the mystics? yoshimi has "do you realize"

i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Friday, 23 May 2014 19:18 (nine years ago) link

the yeah yeah yeah song from at war with the mystics did fairly well, yeah? no one remembers that one

i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Friday, 23 May 2014 19:18 (nine years ago) link

Robbie Williams - Sing When You're Winning

Toni Braxton-Hicks (Turrican), Friday, 23 May 2014 21:31 (nine years ago) link

One mention way up there, but Moby - 18.

That's So (Eazy), Friday, 23 May 2014 21:45 (nine years ago) link

18 definitely debuted high, but I remember it having kind of a dead-on-arrival feel. Like, the lead single was so dire that everyone knew instantly that "Moby-as-pop-music-force" was over. It wasn't an instance of "outwardly successful but ultimately hollow" as far as I can remember.

intheblanks, Friday, 23 May 2014 22:20 (nine years ago) link

I feel like with all these cult maybe-platinum-once-maybe people keep mentioning for no goddamn sensible reason there's no fucking New Jersey (obv you fuckin solipsistic schmindie fools) but there is that album that was clearly a commercial grab that maybe charted relatively high but it was clear by the follow up that a cult act was all they were ever gonna be: Paul Westerbergs Eventually, Jon Spencer's Acme, that kinda thing.

But Jesus anyone calling that a New Jersey needs to go lick richie samboras boot until they see the light

da croupier, Saturday, 24 May 2014 00:23 (nine years ago) link

yeah you guys are missing the point of this thread: they gotta be followups to blockbusters.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 24 May 2014 00:26 (nine years ago) link

just want to drop in and give thx to bon jovi for realising that new jersey is in fact their best album

balls, Saturday, 24 May 2014 00:29 (nine years ago) link

I'm sure they thought that even at the time, since they probably had the biggest budget they'd ever had.

relentlessly pecking at peace (President Keyes), Saturday, 24 May 2014 00:32 (nine years ago) link

prism never felt like an event album to me although yes it was a followup to a blockbuster

dyl, Saturday, 24 May 2014 14:58 (nine years ago) link

jesus…. centipede hz might be a fairweather johnson
mr impossible by black dice is a fairweather johnson

i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Sunday, 25 May 2014 08:31 (nine years ago) link

Yeah Alfred OTM, why are people talking about Sonic Youth or the Flaming Lips or Animal Collective on this thread?

Matt DC, Sunday, 25 May 2014 11:42 (nine years ago) link

ilx quotas

getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Sunday, 25 May 2014 11:45 (nine years ago) link

There's also these artists whose popularity massively exceeds the extent to which people actually talk about them - I have no idea if there's a Michael Buble or Snow Patrol New Jersey.

The last undeniable New Jersey is probably the 20/20 Experience. Although I'm guessing that the One Direction one, when it appears, is going to be huge and pronounced.

Matt DC, Sunday, 25 May 2014 12:00 (nine years ago) link

I'd probably deny 2020 with a "too soon to tell" esp considering dude is in the top ten with a song off part 2 right now

da croupier, Sunday, 25 May 2014 12:15 (nine years ago) link

And on the other hand despite the opening week boom the drop off single wise and album sales wise between future sex and 2020 part 1 is enough that New Jersey status may be too flattering.

da croupier, Sunday, 25 May 2014 12:24 (nine years ago) link

Also hard to really say Part 2 is his Keep The Faith when its a year-later tack-on to the alleged NJ. Load works as a New Jersey becuz whether you say the follow up is reload, s&m or st anger doesn't matter. The career decline is there, no ambiguity about it.

da croupier, Sunday, 25 May 2014 12:29 (nine years ago) link

Lol wait reload did 4x platinum anywaaaay I just think its silly to go there for newish albums, feels more like people making wishes than applying hindsight

da croupier, Sunday, 25 May 2014 12:51 (nine years ago) link

Collapse of record sales generally over the same period also makes it hopeless to compare anything, unless we develop a statistic that denotes an album's sales divided by total album sales in all formats at that date, times some factor to keep it from being a tiny fraction or w/e.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 25 May 2014 13:11 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYbEB7tQF80

maura, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 17:07 (nine years ago) link

THE ONLY ROCK ALBUM IN HISTORY WITH 5 TOP TEN HITS should have a "60s bands released multiple albums a year, jovi hawked one over two years, don't get it twisted" asterisk

da croupier, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 17:17 (nine years ago) link

the only *rock* album you'll note. there must have been tons more in other genres. weedy boast IMO.

piscesx, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 17:19 (nine years ago) link

"the only rock album in history with with 5 top ten hits"??? bon jovi might want to talk to a certain neighbor of theirs on the jersey shore about that.

fact checking cuz, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 17:19 (nine years ago) link

also, obvi, the "5" should be spelled out and the "ten" should not. don't they teach ap style at rock school anymore?

fact checking cuz, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 17:20 (nine years ago) link

also wait a goddamn minute doesn't born in the usa have like 7 top ten hits

lol xpost

da croupier, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 17:20 (nine years ago) link

Maybe they're sneaking by on the fact that Born in the USA had 7 top 10 hits. That's not 5! It's 7! Only New Jersey had 5.

intheblanks, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 17:22 (nine years ago) link

tico torres was on some bullshit like "max played with a jazz grip on that album, it barely even counts as rock"

some dude, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 17:23 (nine years ago) link

That Jovi's going with this claim only make me angrier that Def Leppard's "Rocket" only got to #12.

da croupier, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 17:23 (nine years ago) link

I hope Bon Jovi got real pedantic and used this logic to make this argument with someone.

intheblanks, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 17:24 (nine years ago) link

an album that could have achieved this if the label had given a fuck about the honor re: single formatting - Jagged Little Pill

da croupier, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 17:29 (nine years ago) link

("Ironic," "You Oughta Know" and "You Learn" all went Top 10, "Hand In My Pocket" and "Head Over Feet" did well enough on related charts to suggest it was a technicality they didn't make the big one)

da croupier, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 17:30 (nine years ago) link

tico torres was on some bullshit like "max played with a jazz grip on that album, it barely even counts as rock"

― some dude, Wednesday, June 25, 2014 12:23 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahahahahaha

sinister porpoise (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 17:36 (nine years ago) link

didn't the alanis record predate the whole dropping of the physical-single requirement for the hot 100

maura, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 17:39 (nine years ago) link

Maybe they're sneaking by on the fact that Born in the USA had 7 top 10 hits. That's not 5! It's 7! Only New Jersey had 5.

― intheblanks, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 12:22 (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I hope Bon Jovi got real pedantic and used this logic to make this argument with someone.

― intheblanks, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 12:24 (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Lol, well, if we're being pedantic, Born in the USA did have five top 10 hits; it just had an additional two. Someone could conceivably debate whether it really counts as a rock album (given that e.g. Thriller obv doesn't count) but I don't know if Bon Jovi is that someone.

EveningStar (Sund4r), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 17:41 (nine years ago) link

yup, re alanis. "hand" and "head" went to #4 and #1 respectively on the "mainstream Top 40" chart

but man, even if we accept the technicality, bon forgetting about bruce is hysterical

da croupier, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 17:42 (nine years ago) link

I could see someone associated with the Jovi organization, or JovCorp, arguing that BITUSA doesn't count because there's no loud guitars on "Dancing in the Dark" or "My Hometown."

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 17:43 (nine years ago) link

apparently huey lewis and the news' album "fore!" also had five top 10s. as did "invisible touch" by genesis. in fact the latter had five top 5 hits.

christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 17:43 (nine years ago) link

yeah but those guys aren't REAL rock and roll, they've got a lot of synths and...oh wait

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Pv9JXDdJSQI/TwEk6ocfR2I/AAAAAAAAAXc/nk2D_vkplNM/s1600/Bon%252BJovi%252BPerforms%252BNBC%252Bs%252BToday%252BG2YcCVM9mW-l.jpg

da croupier, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 17:47 (nine years ago) link

Pretty clear that they didn't actually fact check this assertion at all. I hope it's just something that's been accepted as true in the Bon Jovi camp for the past 25 years.

intheblanks, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 17:50 (nine years ago) link

whoever came up with that claim was totally trolling people in this thread

relentlessly pecking at peace (President Keyes), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 17:50 (nine years ago) link

i mean way to make your huge event album feel a bit hollow, bon jovi

da croupier, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 17:52 (nine years ago) link

Some think the verses have an eerily and uncredited similarity (both musically and melodically) to John Lennon's Beatles' track "Don't Let Me Down" (recorded during the Get Back sessions) and the chorus was claimed, by some fans of the late 1980s hard rock genre, to have been culled from an unreleased song by Joel Ellis of Cats in Boots and Heavy Bones.[2][3] Ellis has said that Lehua Reid (Richie Sambora's ex-fiancée) regaled him with anecdotes regarding Jon Bon Jovi and Richie Sambora "sitting at the piano for hours with a box full of tapes they got from people and going through the songs looking for stuff they could rip off and laughing about it, your [Ellis'] song was played over and over and over."[3]

how's life, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 17:54 (nine years ago) link

haha hard working plagiarists, sitting at a piano for hours trying not to create anything original

some dude, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 18:05 (nine years ago) link

then laughing about it

intheblanks, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 18:07 (nine years ago) link

lolling at this entire discussion

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 18:10 (nine years ago) link

Here is the full list of top ten singles from one album:

7
Michael Jackson / Thriller
Bruce Springsteen / Born in the U.S.A.
Janet Jackson / Janet Jackson's Rhythm Nation 1814
Michael Jackson / Bad

6
George Michael / Faith
Janet Jackson / Janet
Katy Perry / Teenage Dream

5
Paula Abdul / Forever Your Girl
Milli Vanilli / Girl You Know It's True
Madonna / True Blue
Fergie / The Dutchess
Genesis / Invisible Touch
Whitney Houston / Whitney
Janet Jackson / Control
New Kids on the Block / Hangin' Tough
Lionel Richie / Can't Slow Down
Black Eyed Peas / The END
Huey Lewis & the News / Fore!
Bon Jovi / New Jersey
Bobby Brown / Don't Be Cruel

LimbsKing, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 19:11 (nine years ago) link

six months pass...

dots and loops - stereolab

when is the new Jim O'Rourke album coming out (spazzmatazz), Saturday, 10 January 2015 05:17 (nine years ago) link

1989

Wu-Tang Clannad (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 10 January 2015 06:06 (nine years ago) link

yes, sadly

World B Frizzle (rip van wanko), Saturday, 10 January 2015 06:10 (nine years ago) link

*walks in*

*walks out, slams door*

da croupier, Saturday, 10 January 2015 06:39 (nine years ago) link

absolutely 1989. completely irredeemable record ("shake it off" is okay, but not redemptively okay).

weezer don't have a career trajectory that quite fits the model but Make Believe is otherwise a clear NJ. all-time biggest commercial/mainstream resonance for them, but one of those CDs that infested used sections a few months after release. marked an irreversible drop-off for them both commercially and critically, too (per p4k's pans people tend to forget it but green and maladroit were actually quite well received upon release).

soyrev, Saturday, 10 January 2015 09:30 (nine years ago) link

green album was huge when I was in hs

The Reverend, Saturday, 10 January 2015 10:34 (nine years ago) link

While it was a comeback from Maladroit, Make Believe sold less than the green album and less than half what the blue album, so "all-time biggest commercial/mainstream resonance" seems pretty debatable. Weezer was gold-level rock act that could go platinum with a hit single, and Make Believe was the last time they had one.

So ok in this revive we've got "album from indie act that was laughably nowhere near event status," "extremely popular new album some posters think is poopie and pray is the beginning of the end but can't wait to find out" and "album where someone clearly didn't check the sales figures before making their claims" i forget is there any other offering to NJ-hood that makes me pedantic and huffy we haven't seen yet?

da croupier, Saturday, 10 January 2015 14:32 (nine years ago) link

a good metaphor would be that part of a roadrunner cartoon where wile e coyote has run off the cliff and hasn't realized it yet, so by definition it can't be a commercial comeback album. make believe may have felt a bit hollow to critics and to you and me but it's not like "dope nose" and "keep fishin" have proven more enduring than "beverly hills" and "perfect situation".

da croupier, Saturday, 10 January 2015 14:48 (nine years ago) link

yeah I see no sign that in 2018 we'll look at 1989 and think, "Wow, here's when we knew the next album was going to be Keep the Faith."

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 10 January 2015 14:50 (nine years ago) link

and as for people who want to say taylor has clearly run off the cliff she already has an answer for you, and it's been in the top ten for going on 20 weeks now, at least let her release her Keep The Faith before you bury her

xpost!

da croupier, Saturday, 10 January 2015 14:51 (nine years ago) link

admittedly people are looking right about Born This Way but imo announcing new jerseys is far sweeter in hindsight

da croupier, Saturday, 10 January 2015 14:53 (nine years ago) link

"lol wait THAT song made the top ten? i completely forget how that goes!" vs "oooh i hate that song in the top ten someday the world will realize i am right"

da croupier, Saturday, 10 January 2015 15:03 (nine years ago) link

i don't hate 1989 or anything!

new jerseys aren't even necessarily bad imo

listen call me old fashioned but when i call a new jersey i listen to my gut, and my gut's telling me the whole brouhaha regarding 1989 feels new jerseyish, you pencil pushers with your advanced sabremetrics might tell me otherwise but i'll stand by it

Wu-Tang Clannad (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 10 January 2015 15:17 (nine years ago) link

oh it couuuuld be a new jersey fer sure, i just don't count my chickens before they hatch

also i don't see any reason "shake it off" and "blank space" will be less enduring culturally than "we are never getting back together" and "i knew you were trouble"

da croupier, Saturday, 10 January 2015 15:20 (nine years ago) link

where as you compare bon jovi's #7 hit "wanted dead or alive" and bon jovi's #7 hit "lay your hands on me"...

da croupier, Saturday, 10 January 2015 15:22 (nine years ago) link

On the latest Billboard 200 albums chart, Taylor Swift's 1989 collected an eighth nonconsecutive week atop the list, moving 244,000 equivalent units in the week ending Jan. 4, according to Nielsen Music (That figure was comprised of 172,000 in pure album sales, with the rest made up of track equivalent albums and streaming equivalent albums.)

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 10 January 2015 15:24 (nine years ago) link

croup otm

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 10 January 2015 16:25 (nine years ago) link

Bad Medicine is still p well known

Wu-Tang Clannad (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 10 January 2015 16:40 (nine years ago) link

"While it was a comeback from Maladroit, Make Believe sold less than the green album and less than half what the blue album, so "all-time biggest commercial/mainstream resonance" seems pretty debatable. Weezer was gold-level rock act that could go platinum with a hit single, and Make Believe was the last time they had one."

funny you say that. rivers cuomo posted (on his myspace, straight '05) those sales figures after having read that in 2005 you could multiply an album's sales figures by three to get a sense of what its decade-ago marketplace parity would be. and, he was very happy to say, by that logic Make Believe would be their biggest seller. i'm not sure precisely how fair that calculation was (i don't remember his source, but knowing him it would have been a billboard article or something similarly "definitive"), but to say a 2005 album wasn't as big as a 1994 album due to a sales delta is facile. moreover, i'm pretty sure Make Believe sold more in a year than Blue did, it's just that Blue has gone on to become a rock classic and has had many many years to rake in those additional two platinum plaques.

anyway: "buddy holly" was big, thanks to microsoft, but "beverly hills" was on a completely different level. it was a genuine anthem for a mainstream market of people who'd never heard of weezer before and never would again. and to further the NJ argument, there is no doubt that MB rang hollow to depths previously unplumbed by the band. emo kids and p4k reacted vehemently to Green, but that was more their Wild Honey than their 15 Big Ones.

soyrev, Saturday, 10 January 2015 16:51 (nine years ago) link

yeah by "debatable" i meant there's both sides to the debate, so I'm not saying Make Believe WASN'T a big commercial moment for them, just that it's not some hands-down thing - also i would not credit microsoft alone for the success of "buddy holly"

but again, make believe was a comeback album after a modest one, not the fanfared-but-hollow followup to their biggest smashes

da croupier, Saturday, 10 January 2015 16:54 (nine years ago) link

also new jersey's seeming hollow is supposed to happen in hindsight, an immediate press backlash to a new album is kinda neither here nor there

da croupier, Saturday, 10 January 2015 16:58 (nine years ago) link

Weezer is an odd case overall, they feel like they kind of had three distinct career (alt rock sensations/indie cult act/slightly cooler OK Go)

Wu-Tang Clannad (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 10 January 2015 17:00 (nine years ago) link

yeah & isn't the "feeling hollow" partly a commercial thing, like that its huge sales don't result in the songs having any legs? not just that some critics or whatever say "yeah I don't feel this one as much".

droit au butt (Euler), Saturday, 10 January 2015 17:00 (nine years ago) link

xp

droit au butt (Euler), Saturday, 10 January 2015 17:01 (nine years ago) link

the fact that we're hinging anything on the opinion of "emo kids and p4k" suggests "event album" in the sense of new jersey doesn't apply

da croupier, Saturday, 10 January 2015 17:02 (nine years ago) link

not that this will stop someone from reviving this thread with THE SUBURBS in six months

da croupier, Saturday, 10 January 2015 17:02 (nine years ago) link

Reflektor is a better choice for Arcade Fire anyways.

MarkoP, Saturday, 10 January 2015 17:10 (nine years ago) link

Also while rivers on MySpace might be right about "marketplace parity" in the sense that make believe was a bigger deal among 2005 albums than the blue album was among 1994 albums, saying that makes make believe a bigger deal than the blue album is only true if you believe new music in every year stays equally culturally noteworthy irrespective of marketplace shrink. By rivers on MySpace logic, American idiot is a far bigger deal than Dookie, etc

da croupier, Saturday, 10 January 2015 17:38 (nine years ago) link

Also if "Beverly hills" was in a whole other unprecedented level for the band, it clearly wasn't their "born to be my baby"

da croupier, Saturday, 10 January 2015 17:45 (nine years ago) link

I just looked it up on wiki and American Idiot sold 15M worldwide! (Dookie did 20 but still)

Wu-Tang Clannad (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 10 January 2015 18:25 (nine years ago) link

man y'all are making this a straw man party. "beverly hills" was the second biggest song of '05. the record went platinum. it was everywhere in used record stores a number of months later. that's the pertinent 'hindsight hollowness.' the mention of "emo kids and p4k" was in reference to the Green album, and was pretty clearly a tangential point (and we've already established upthread that critical backlash at the time is irrelevant).

i'll agree that weezer have a weird career and don't /totally/ fit the model but sweet christ calm down

soyrev, Saturday, 10 January 2015 19:04 (nine years ago) link

i have a theory that every super popular artist has a "New Jersey" - like Bon Jovi's album New Jersey -- where it's still super popular and even more popular than the albums that preceded it but there's some sense that the gig is up.

― Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, August 7, 2012

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 10 January 2015 19:07 (nine years ago) link

that's why Weezer doesn't fit.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 10 January 2015 19:07 (nine years ago) link

Yeah, I mean, we can have another thread for middling mediocre-performing albums by big-ish artists, mobilized by one hit but gaining no place in anybody's hearts, but it's kinda not as interesting as looking around and realizing that something truly massive and ubiquitous-feeling, the latest missive from a juggernaut, has quietly become an obscurity. There really aren't that many New Jerseys, "every huge artist" notwithstanding.

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 10 January 2015 19:11 (nine years ago) link

Every artist has a moment to audition for a New Jersey on this thread.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 10 January 2015 19:22 (nine years ago) link

it's true i'm an uptight crybaby about this stuff but every time it gets revived i'm legit excited someone found an artist we forgot in our thorough search nigh ought two years ago, and instead it's always someone who doesn't know how to count to 3x platinum

da croupier, Saturday, 10 January 2015 19:36 (nine years ago) link

woof pretend i said "just over" instead of "nigh ought" i'm this far from an "au contraire, mon frere!" apparently

da croupier, Saturday, 10 January 2015 19:41 (nine years ago) link

not "every huge artist" has an NJ moment, though.

soyrev, Saturday, 10 January 2015 19:43 (nine years ago) link

Lol I feel like "Beverly Hills" fills the role of millenial-analogue to "Bad Medicine" really well, so much so that I'm tempted to poll the two songs.

all that glitters ain't cyber gold (Drugs A. Money), Saturday, 10 January 2015 21:34 (nine years ago) link

yeah, I had to play "Beverly Hills" on Spotify just now because I had no idea what song you guys were talking about, and I guess it sounds sort of familiar.

ancient texts, things that can't be pre-dated (President Keyes), Sunday, 11 January 2015 00:23 (nine years ago) link

the question is does the above post discredit or reinforce make believe's already-power-vetoed consideration for NJ status // subtext being i don't think anyone here can even agree on the criteria

soyrev, Sunday, 11 January 2015 01:07 (nine years ago) link

I'm personally not sold on it as 'event' - 'rock album that did pretty well for the period, above average for the band' sure, but I don't remember it being a 'thing' at the time.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 11 January 2015 01:16 (nine years ago) link

Weezer's New Jersey had to have happened by the late 90s

Master of Treacle, Sunday, 11 January 2015 01:21 (nine years ago) link

Criteria IMO

1. A big deal album (at least 3x platinum, possible Rivers On MySpace exceptions for the last ten years) that did as well as or better than the last album, which was also a big deal album.
2. The next album was, if not a straight out flop, undeniable evidence the act had been knocked down a tier.
3. In hindsight, the success of the the album in question was puffed up by previous triumphs.

So whether you want to say make believe was an event album for 2005 standards, there's no way to argue maladroit was a slippery when wet. Make believe's success came from an exceptionally big hit on it.

da croupier, Sunday, 11 January 2015 01:30 (nine years ago) link

It'd almost be like saying chuck berry's New Jersey was the album with "my ding-a-ling" on it

da croupier, Sunday, 11 January 2015 01:36 (nine years ago) link

Maladroit for some reason seemed to come really hard on the green album's heels. Like it seemed like as soon as I digested Hash Pipe there was already a video for Gone Fishin (which I barely saw) (I barely hear that song tbh) and a whole nother album to go with it.

Tbf I'm not sure whether to chalk that up to the peculiarity of my experience or the fundamental erraticness of Weezer's career

all that glitters ain't cyber gold (Drugs A. Money), Sunday, 11 January 2015 01:39 (nine years ago) link

Whoops BIG Amendment to criteria 1 - on phone, sorry - the New Jersey does NOT have to do as well as the slippery when wet. It just has to do considerably well, on a level well above the keep the faith

da croupier, Sunday, 11 January 2015 01:40 (nine years ago) link

or as mr raffles said in the initial reposting

To be a New Jersey:
- follow-up to a huge, (possibly) defining record
- has less and/or smaller hits than prev album - or - hits based more on momentum than appeal
- brings with it the feeling that the NEXT record (if there is one) will see the bottom fall out (relatively speaking)

with the multi-platinum bar added to keep solipsistic indie fucks from talking about whichever pavement or death cab album all their friends bought but now no one talks about, and those feelings about then next dropping replaced with the knowledge so prognosticators have to sit on their hands

da croupier, Sunday, 11 January 2015 01:51 (nine years ago) link

keep the faith was huge in the UK though. They actually started playing stadiums here at that time and still do.

Cosmic Slop, Sunday, 11 January 2015 02:04 (nine years ago) link

the almighty wikipedia says slippery when wet is 3x platinum in the uk, new jersey 2x platinum and keep the faith 1x platinum. it does seem their singles game was strong over there though

da croupier, Sunday, 11 January 2015 02:09 (nine years ago) link

they probably got a lot more airplay with keep the faith but those 2 albums were huge at school but keep the faith kept them in the big league here with huge singles.

Cosmic Slop, Sunday, 11 January 2015 02:12 (nine years ago) link

totally endorse the brits starting an "EVERY HUGE ARTIST HAS A BE HERE NOW" thread

da croupier, Sunday, 11 January 2015 02:13 (nine years ago) link

a band like def leppard certainly lost momentum here Hysteria sold a lot and lets get rocked was a huge hit and I think Adrenalize sold OK but pretty sure that meets the croteria for this thread in the UK. no idea how it sold in the usa

Cosmic Slop, Sunday, 11 January 2015 02:15 (nine years ago) link

adrenalize is on the poll thread we did

BEST/MOST "BON JOVI'S NEW JERSEY" ALBUM EVER

da croupier, Sunday, 11 January 2015 02:16 (nine years ago) link

heard "let's get rocked" on a 90s flashback station a few months ago and maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

da croupier, Sunday, 11 January 2015 02:17 (nine years ago) link

the video i think promoted that song. I remember it on the chart show and totps (as well as a live performance)

I can think of one HUGE hit album wonders in the UK like Lighthouse Family or David Gray but not a Be Here Now type album. Think that might be out on its own.

Cosmic Slop, Sunday, 11 January 2015 02:22 (nine years ago) link

i cant even remember the name of the follow up to simply reds 'stars' so it might qualify haha

Cosmic Slop, Sunday, 11 January 2015 02:23 (nine years ago) link

still mad at myself for caving to the pleas that rattle & hum anddon't look back be included in the poll - there's no way that achtung baby or third stage could be seen as Keep The Faiths

da croupier, Sunday, 11 January 2015 02:28 (nine years ago) link

linkin park - meteora

when is the new Jim O'Rourke album coming out (spazzmatazz), Sunday, 11 January 2015 02:30 (nine years ago) link

A lot of legit New Jerseys seem to have one big memorable hit equatable to the biggest of the previous album and several more hits that are lost to time - Bad Medicine, Whats The Frequency Kenneth, Lets Get Rocked

Master of Treacle, Sunday, 11 January 2015 02:41 (nine years ago) link

Simply Red's follow up to Stars qualifies imo - 'Fairground' and some other stuff

Master of Treacle, Sunday, 11 January 2015 02:51 (nine years ago) link

how about m people?

Cosmic Slop, Sunday, 11 January 2015 03:08 (nine years ago) link

elegant slumming was huge the next album had a big hit single and sold well initially but does anyone even remember it now? and the album after had a song used on a tv ad but thats about it

Cosmic Slop, Sunday, 11 January 2015 03:11 (nine years ago) link

manic street preachers - this is my truth tell me yours

Cosmic Slop, Sunday, 11 January 2015 03:12 (nine years ago) link

totally endorse the brits starting an "EVERY HUGE ARTIST HAS A BE HERE NOW" thread

― da croupier,

someone should

Cosmic Slop, Sunday, 11 January 2015 03:15 (nine years ago) link

Hello Nasty maybe. It was an event given it had been 4 years since Ill Commuincation. 3x platinum, one huge hit ("Intergalactic"), pretty blah record.

World B Frizzle (rip van wanko), Sunday, 11 January 2015 03:26 (nine years ago) link

well, the huge hit was their first Top 40 hit since 1987 and the album sales matched Ill Communication's.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 11 January 2015 03:29 (nine years ago) link

"Sabotage" didn't hit top 40, wow, seemed huge at the time.

World B Frizzle (rip van wanko), Sunday, 11 January 2015 03:31 (nine years ago) link

yeah, I would guess that "Sabotage" is a more known and loved song than "Intergalactic" is.

ancient texts, things that can't be pre-dated (President Keyes), Sunday, 11 January 2015 03:49 (nine years ago) link

Definitive post on Be Here Now:

so instead of studying for a test i'm trying to come up with TIERS

the New Jersey: a huge event album that's massive by all reasonable standards but is shadowed by the album(s) that ironically are the only reason it was massive, since it was pretty damn shallow on its own merits (i.e. New Jersey, Spellbound, For Those About To Rock, Spirits Having Flown, Afterburner, Fore!, Be Here Now in the UK)

the Fairweather Johnson: a huge event album that still sells better than it should've thanks to the band's previous success, but one could almost immediately sense fortunes going considerably southward even if one was a fan (i.e. Fairweather Johnson, Supposed Former Infatuation Junkie, Nine Lives, Be Here Now in the US)

― da croupier, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 23:25 (2 years ago) Permalink

bit of a singles monster (Eazy), Sunday, 11 January 2015 04:18 (nine years ago) link

not even "smells like teen spirit" hit top 40 y'all

soyrev, Sunday, 11 January 2015 04:19 (nine years ago) link

It was a top 10

da croupier, Sunday, 11 January 2015 04:35 (nine years ago) link

Peaked at #6 to be exact

da croupier, Sunday, 11 January 2015 04:36 (nine years ago) link

A Nevermind is a second album that most people think is a first album

ancient texts, things that can't be pre-dated (President Keyes), Sunday, 11 January 2015 04:43 (nine years ago) link

ha, it's def a thing

World B Frizzle (rip van wanko), Sunday, 11 January 2015 04:44 (nine years ago) link

Can see the argument for hello nasty, though I'm not sure I've seen much evidence it's considered a "blah record" in hindsight any more than ill communication, or that "intergalactic" has gone down in esteem either

da croupier, Sunday, 11 January 2015 04:44 (nine years ago) link

a Dookie is a third album that most people think is a first album

when is the new Jim O'Rourke album coming out (spazzmatazz), Sunday, 11 January 2015 04:47 (nine years ago) link

Beastie Boys imo are a total album centric act since 1989...any individual single success seems incidental of trends

Master of Treacle, Sunday, 11 January 2015 04:48 (nine years ago) link

MC Hammer - Too Legit To Quit

Master of Treacle, Sunday, 11 January 2015 04:51 (nine years ago) link

Beasties are weird, dunno about Hello Nasty being in this company. I think it's probably still seen as being about as good as people saw it at the time: "hey, this is a fun record if you like this kind of thing, pretty obvious which are the highlight tracks, probably too long." Not sure many people who dug it then think it sucks now. I get the logic behind putting it here: it's at least borderline "event," insofar as their back catalog was riding high on the radio and they were really visible at that moment (Tibet, popular new videos, etc.) in a way they never would be again.

The long gaps between albums also probably change the "feel" of records. Beasties maybe dodged some of that weight for Hello Nasty as "event" by having jokey videos and a silly cover...it's like how nobody really thinks it's that big a deal that there's a new Weird Al album even though they tend to actually be pretty far apart. We've never really waded into whether New Jerseys have any relation to absolute chronology, though with Boston and Metallica we've brushed around the edges I think. (Not sure anybody ever submitted Load as a New Jersey but in a way it makes more sense than anything else.)

Actually though, to me, almost all the viable New Jerseys were the extension of a continuous period of the act being on the charts and on the radio. Not just because that makes it more likely that there's momentum for the New Jersey to use building up its (doomed) snowball, but also because it contributes to the "feel" of bigness and excitement, and it has to feel that big for the absence of bigness to be noteworthy later. So while a big comeback from a long-absent group (a Third Stage) is obviously an Event and a Big Deal, that may not really be that crucial here. In Boston's case, the smoking gun New Jersey evidence is going four times platinum in like a year, with three hit singles that you never hear anymore.

For a long time, I've felt like the New Jersey was basically a historical phenomenon that couldn't happen again; see my earlier posts about it being fundamentally a product of post-Thriller marketing cycles and strategies: an album every 2-3 years, heavy with potential singles that you try to milk for almost all of that period, keeping excitement up for tour dates etc. A lot of the biggest artists now have stuff coming out so continuously (singles and featured credits), which adds to the post-CD sense that the dropping of the "album" isn't really so much of an event. On the other hand, something like Teenage Dream (single releases from May 2010 to October 2011) (not counting the reissue) suggests that really extended marketing around a record isn't entirely dead, it just may be down to a very few top-drawer hitmakers. If I could be convinced that Prism felt like an event (or if people even noticed that there was a new album and not just some more new Katy Perry stuff on the radio, like there always is), then it would at least be possible to someday look back on it and recognize a New Jersey, allowing for some River Of MySpace math. Though it was Gaga who led us down this path in the first place, I doubt this will ever seem quite apt for Born This Way.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 11 January 2015 05:19 (nine years ago) link

Don Caballero - American Don

Master of Treacle, Sunday, 11 January 2015 05:27 (nine years ago) link

@da croupier: this is super weird. i see what you see now, but i was just rereading Carducci's Rock and the Pop Narcotic, and he goes on and on in it about how SLTS peaked at 41 on Billboard (his point not being that it wasn't actually a huge hit, but that it was mostly for MTV/not for any big radio impact). he wrote the book in '95 and revised it much later. not sure how he could both botch a stat so thoroughly and neglect to correct it.

(btw R&TPN is a much more prejudiced and nasty read than i remembered it as a teenager. still full of great insights but this factual gaffe is disconcerting)

soyrev, Sunday, 11 January 2015 06:58 (nine years ago) link

Don Caballero - American Don

― Master of Treacle, Sunday, January 11, 2015 12:27 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a New Jersey cannot be an art rock masterpiece

when is the new Jim O'Rourke album coming out (spazzmatazz), Sunday, 11 January 2015 07:12 (nine years ago) link

lol i was up late last night and saw spazz mention dots and loops ... i knew da croupier would be riled up.

this thread rules.

alpine static, Sunday, 11 January 2015 07:53 (nine years ago) link

Incredible how Carducci can make this mistake. Mucb of Nevermind's narrative depends on knocking Thriller from #1 and SLTS hitting top ten.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 11 January 2015 12:26 (nine years ago) link

Don Caballero - American Don

― Master of Treacle,

how many weeks was this in the top ten

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 11 January 2015 12:30 (nine years ago) link

At the end of the day, I'm not sure New Jersey is actually a worse album than Slippery When Wet tbh.

EveningStar (Sund4r), Sunday, 11 January 2015 14:45 (nine years ago) link

Going to listen to "Born to Be My Baby" now.

EveningStar (Sund4r), Sunday, 11 January 2015 14:46 (nine years ago) link

I still rep for "I'll be there for you"

da croupier, Sunday, 11 January 2015 15:07 (nine years ago) link

Re cardiucci, I totally want to read that book but am not surprised he could get some stats very very wrong

da croupier, Sunday, 11 January 2015 15:09 (nine years ago) link

I will rep for Blood on Blood

Cosmic Slop, Sunday, 11 January 2015 15:49 (nine years ago) link

We never did determine if Elvis Costello had a New Jersey, but http://youtu.be/jNsgOhIcqNQ

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Sunday, 11 January 2015 15:54 (nine years ago) link

If you're reading Rock and the Pop Narcotic for pop chart stats...

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Sunday, 11 January 2015 16:09 (nine years ago) link

"EVERY HUGE ARTIST HAS A BE HERE NOW" AKA the UK version

Cosmic Slop, Sunday, 11 January 2015 16:18 (nine years ago) link

Backing up, to say Weezer Make Believe was an event album is really wrong, looks like it's not even multiplatinum, American Idiot is from the year before, did 15M sales, spawned a Broadway musical, and rewrote Green Days critical/establishment cred to the point they got in the Hall of Fame

Wu-Tang Clannad (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 11 January 2015 16:18 (nine years ago) link

hahahaha holy fuck

soyrev, Sunday, 11 January 2015 16:20 (nine years ago) link

ilxor...

soyrev, Sunday, 11 January 2015 16:20 (nine years ago) link

Dire Straits?

Cosmic Slop, Sunday, 11 January 2015 16:54 (nine years ago) link

On Every Street did go platinum in the US (& sold 10 million worldwide) but I don't remember it being an event record. It felt like Dire Straits had been gone for too long.

ancient texts, things that can't be pre-dated (President Keyes), Sunday, 11 January 2015 19:02 (nine years ago) link

It also came out about two weeks before Nevermind

ancient texts, things that can't be pre-dated (President Keyes), Sunday, 11 January 2015 19:03 (nine years ago) link

iirc, Knopfler confidently and repeatedly proclaimed at the time that OES would be the biggest-selling album of all time.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Sunday, 11 January 2015 19:04 (nine years ago) link

that's his own affair

ancient texts, things that can't be pre-dated (President Keyes), Sunday, 11 January 2015 19:06 (nine years ago) link

I certainly remember a LOT of coverage in non music media (tabloids/tv) but i swear i cant remember any of the singles

Cosmic Slop, Sunday, 11 January 2015 19:13 (nine years ago) link

I remember "Calling Elvis" and "Heavy Fuel" getting tons of AOR airplay, though apparently neither of them charted. I also remember despising both songs.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Sunday, 11 January 2015 19:18 (nine years ago) link

wiki says Calling Elvis only got to #21 but I think it got a lot of airplay as i listened on youtube and actually remember it

Cosmic Slop, Sunday, 11 January 2015 19:22 (nine years ago) link

(UK)

Cosmic Slop, Sunday, 11 January 2015 19:23 (nine years ago) link

CAS was their final album so I guess the game was really up

ancient texts, things that can't be pre-dated (President Keyes), Sunday, 11 January 2015 19:27 (nine years ago) link

beasties have no new jersey
these five words i swear to you

billstevejim, Sunday, 11 January 2015 23:11 (nine years ago) link

I had to google fairweather johnson. Hootie had zero impact over here. Like DMB i wouldnt even know who they were if it wasnt for the internet

Cosmic Slop, Sunday, 11 January 2015 23:15 (nine years ago) link

I wish I could say that

I guess they don't have khaki low profile baseball hats in the UK though

Wu-Tang Clannad (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 11 January 2015 23:16 (nine years ago) link

where is this magical place you speak of

World B Frizzle (rip van wanko), Sunday, 11 January 2015 23:19 (nine years ago) link

you guys didnt get ocean colour scene, stereophonics and other britpop shit that we all hate and you guys wonder who we are talking about.
nu metal otoh did cross here

xp
the UK

Cosmic Slop, Sunday, 11 January 2015 23:19 (nine years ago) link

the land where kula shaker had hits.

billstevejim, Sunday, 11 January 2015 23:20 (nine years ago) link

OCS and Stereophonics were big enough to be on my radar even as a landlocked yank; didn't care for either though

World B Frizzle (rip van wanko), Sunday, 11 January 2015 23:24 (nine years ago) link

now Mansun -- that was a band

World B Frizzle (rip van wanko), Sunday, 11 January 2015 23:32 (nine years ago) link

Shania Twain - Up! ???

I can definitely confirm that Hootie & The Blowfish and Dave Matthews Band had zero impact here. I couldn't even tell you the name of a Hootie & The Blowfish song off the top of my head.

I think we cited Up in this thread.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 11 January 2015 23:39 (nine years ago) link

xpost:

The thing about "Britpop" (or whatever you want to call it) is that there were different strands running alongside each other which unfortunately all got lumped in together as one thing, which does nobody any favours. Mansun were more for those who were listening to Suede or Manic Street Preachers, rather than those listening to the OCS/Cast/Stereophonics "wing" of Britpop.

But anyway, back on topic...

What was Shakira's New Jersey? Oral Fixation? She Wolf?

i just looked at the list of biggest selling albums ever in canada to see if there was anything could fit itt and this : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Shiny_Tunes_2

is the 5th biggest selling album ever.

check the tracklist

Cosmic Slop, Sunday, 11 January 2015 23:48 (nine years ago) link

tempted to poll it

Cosmic Slop, Sunday, 11 January 2015 23:48 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

dunno if it came up on this thread -- so many 1986 superstar albums qualify -- but Break Every Rule, yes?

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 26 January 2015 01:12 (nine years ago) link

honestly, the drop in sales and success is so extreme (5x platinum to one, one top 10 hit rather than 3) it probably classifies more as a fairweather johnson

apparently in the uk it's album AFTER break every rule thats huge

da croupier, Monday, 26 January 2015 01:19 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

George Harrison - Living in the Material World.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 13 February 2015 01:39 (nine years ago) link

one good one I thought of recently (re-reading Shakey the Neil Young book) is Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young - Deja Vu

follow up to the mega debut CSN album, according to the book shipped 4 mil out the gate, spawned huge overblown stadium tour, but isn't very well regarded now

kurt kobaïan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 13 February 2015 01:49 (nine years ago) link

but no one thought Deja Vu triggered a decline, especially when the solo projects still sold pretty well.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 13 February 2015 02:07 (nine years ago) link

Isn't well regarded now by whom?

ancient texts, things that can't be pre-dated (President Keyes), Friday, 13 February 2015 02:19 (nine years ago) link

crosby stills nash & young to start

kurt kobaïan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 13 February 2015 02:20 (nine years ago) link

That album is fire

ancient texts, things that can't be pre-dated (President Keyes), Friday, 13 February 2015 02:21 (nine years ago) link

Who cares what they think

ancient texts, things that can't be pre-dated (President Keyes), Friday, 13 February 2015 02:22 (nine years ago) link

also it's the decline of the GROUP - they didn't do another album for years & neil got big but he was kinda his own thing to begin with

kurt kobaïan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 13 February 2015 02:22 (nine years ago) link

I will just say that Deja Vu is viewed as one of the two great CSN/Y records, which invalidates it as a New Jersey.

ancient texts, things that can't be pre-dated (President Keyes), Friday, 13 February 2015 02:27 (nine years ago) link

Isn't Deja Vu considered the best CSN(Y) record? And it's not like "Our House," "Woodstock," or "Teach Your Children" have gone the way of "Born to Be My Baby" or "Lay Your Hands on Me."

intheblanks, Friday, 13 February 2015 02:28 (nine years ago) link

Not to mention "Helpless" or "Almost Cut My Hair"

ancient texts, things that can't be pre-dated (President Keyes), Friday, 13 February 2015 02:33 (nine years ago) link

Alright rescinded!

kurt kobaïan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 13 February 2015 02:51 (nine years ago) link

six months pass...

too early to call but this new macklemore video seems pretty classically new jersey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGhoLcsr8GA#t=47

Ma$e-en-scène (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 3 September 2015 13:51 (eight years ago) link

tbh i could see it as a total free-fall bomb, but yeah it does have the attempted BIGNESS.

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 3 September 2015 13:54 (eight years ago) link

yeah it could just be bomb but that video is like man....10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound sock

Ma$e-en-scène (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 3 September 2015 14:01 (eight years ago) link

wuuuuuuuuuuuuuut

marcos, Thursday, 3 September 2015 14:13 (eight years ago) link

rolling gtfo worst songs for sure

marcos, Thursday, 3 September 2015 14:13 (eight years ago) link

-100,000 pts too for the line about macklemore's scrotum so gross

marcos, Thursday, 3 September 2015 14:13 (eight years ago) link

wow. the shifts in genre and tone from section to section are like shitty k-pop (and the amount of time it takes to get to the chorus is absurd even by those standards). can't imagine why anyone involved thought it would work in the western market in 2015...

soyrev, Thursday, 3 September 2015 14:14 (eight years ago) link

and xxxxxxxps lol deja vu is not a new jersey!! that album is pretty universally regarded (among csny fans at least) as a classic! if anything four way street is the new jersey

marcos, Thursday, 3 September 2015 14:16 (eight years ago) link

also i love yeezus but i do wonder if yeezus will be kanye's new jersey

marcos, Thursday, 3 September 2015 14:16 (eight years ago) link

haha okay.

Dear ILX, #CROZ, Stephen Stills, Graham Nash, and Neil Young

Earlier this year I made some unfortunate comments about your classic album Deja Vu, referring to it as a "New Jersey."

In retrospect, this statement was ill-considered and offensive, and do not reflect what is in my heart.

I've recently entered treatment to deal with some personal issues, and I'd ask that the public respect my privacy at this time.

I sincerely apologize for any hurt my comments have caused.

Sincerely,
Upper Mississipi Sh@kedown

Ma$e-en-scène (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 3 September 2015 14:23 (eight years ago) link

rolling gtfo worst songs for sure

― marcos, Thursday, September 3, 2015 10:13 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is where i first encountered this song. actually besides this thread here it's the only place i've encountered this song. keep bracing myself to hear it at the grocery store or something, so far so good

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 3 September 2015 14:25 (eight years ago) link

i've heard it(s first few bars before quickly shutting it off) on pop radio a few times already

dyl, Thursday, 3 September 2015 14:40 (eight years ago) link

lol ums

marcos, Thursday, 3 September 2015 14:50 (eight years ago) link

i can't play "new jersey" with macklemore - or anybody today - until he 1) has an album several big but hollow hits and 2) the album after THAT does considerably worse. like, NOW, I might say Lady Gaga's Born This Way was New Jersey-ish, as Artpop has suggested itself as her Keep The faith. it's also hard because music sales themselves are cratering so there are fewer statistics to play with. i mean, you don't wanna be some putz throwing the term around based on personal distaste for the artist.

da croupier, Thursday, 3 September 2015 15:11 (eight years ago) link

that vid seems more like an internet thing meant to go viral than a radio single, probably using it to hype the album before releasing whatever the "single" is (probably a song about extreme couponing or some such).

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 3 September 2015 15:15 (eight years ago) link

followed by a tribute to Caitlyn Jenner that samples "She's a Lady" and mentions how once he tried on his mom's bra and high heels.

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 3 September 2015 15:17 (eight years ago) link

yeah at this point album sales are virtually useless for new jersey calculations, at best you could try to approximate based on singles and stuff. the funny thing is that the ARTPOP singles actually did kinda okay? even though it was obvious the crest had passed and she wasn't a phenomenon anymore. but you need more time to tell - - maybe the next one is this big comeback. who knows.

setting aside the "too soon to tell" factor, i dunno - - - back during the great new jersey debates i gradually came to believe the entire thing really only made sense as an artifact of the soundscan era, for various reasons relating to how albums were marketed and bought, and any attempts to transpose it to earlier or later periods always felt like something didn't match up right. the dumb massiveness of an ultimately pointless 'event' album just doesn't happen in the same way now i think. before thriller most albums weren't built up enough as 'events' and after the death of physical media nothing feels massive in the same way.

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 3 September 2015 15:18 (eight years ago) link

yeah there's really no contemporary equivalent of people actually lining up outside a Sam Goody to buy Use Your Illusions or whatever, and it was really only a thing for a fleeting moment in time.

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 3 September 2015 15:21 (eight years ago) link

*Illusion

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 3 September 2015 15:21 (eight years ago) link

Yeezus in no way qualifies as a New Jersey. Maybe if mbdtf was considered a flop it could have been but then he had mercy dominating the summer 2 years later so... Nah

mods = chickenshit idiots (D-40), Thursday, 3 September 2015 15:21 (eight years ago) link

I don't know about the Illusions fitting into this category. I doubt too many folks are actively seeking out New Jersey (pun intended) these days, but I bet the GN'R back catalog still gets plenty of sales. I don't think November Rain, You Could Be Mine etc were hits because of left over good feelings from Appetite and Lies. Then again I love Chinese Democracy so what the hell do I know.

DavidLeeRoth, Thursday, 3 September 2015 15:31 (eight years ago) link

Skyscraper was probably your New Jersey

Ma$e-en-scène (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 3 September 2015 15:34 (eight years ago) link

Covered upthread and basically a consensus pick. But I was more just citing it as an album I strongly remember people lining up for

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 3 September 2015 15:36 (eight years ago) link

the funny thing is that the ARTPOP singles actually did kinda okay?

The Fame/Fame Monster: "Just Dance" (#1), "Poker Face" (#1), "Love Game" (#5), "Bad Romance" (#2), "Telephone" (#3), "Alejandro" (#5)

Born This Way: "Born This Way" (#1), "Judas" (#10), "Edge Of Glory" (#3), "You And I" (#6)

Artpop: "Applause" (#4), "Do What U Want" (13)

--

Keep in mind that Keep The Faith had a top ten hit too.

da croupier, Thursday, 3 September 2015 15:50 (eight years ago) link

"Judas" (#10) being her "Living In Sin" (#9), imo

da croupier, Thursday, 3 September 2015 15:52 (eight years ago) link

With art pop those are just peaks, how long was applause even on the charts

mods = chickenshit idiots (D-40), Thursday, 3 September 2015 15:54 (eight years ago) link

d-40 you realize i'm saying the success of the artpop singles pale in comparison to the previous, right?

da croupier, Thursday, 3 September 2015 15:57 (eight years ago) link

like Yeezus in no way qualifies as a New Jersey. Maybe if mbdtf was considered a flop it could have been makes no sense

da croupier, Thursday, 3 September 2015 15:58 (eight years ago) link

granted the title throws people off who come into this nerdery late in the game - there's more to it than just "a huge event album that ultimately feels a bit hollow & signals a career decline". a new jersey is never a comeback album - which is the implication if mbdtf had flopped - but rather than bloated overappreciated sequel to the true success

da croupier, Thursday, 3 September 2015 16:02 (eight years ago) link

imo between kanye being a career artist and that career happening over the industry's overall decline you can't really pin a new jersey on him. a platinum album in 2013 isn't far from a 3xplatinum album in 2004.

da croupier, Thursday, 3 September 2015 16:06 (eight years ago) link

just remembered what a brazen and empty rewrite of "bad romance" "judas" was. wonder if blatant self-plagiarism of a hit single off the preceding album is something of a sub-theme of NJs

soyrev, Thursday, 3 September 2015 16:10 (eight years ago) link

So the Yeezy/Adidas line may be the New Jersey.

half the staying power of Erasure (Eazy), Thursday, 3 September 2015 16:11 (eight years ago) link

d-40 you realize i'm saying the success of the artpop singles pale in comparison to the previous, right?

― da croupier, Thursday, September 3, 2015 10:57 AM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I was reinforcing your argument

mods = chickenshit idiots (D-40), Thursday, 3 September 2015 16:22 (eight years ago) link

granted the title throws people off who come into this nerdery late in the game - there's more to it than just "a huge event album that ultimately feels a bit hollow & signals a career decline". a new jersey is never a comeback album - which is the implication if mbdtf had flopped - but rather than bloated overappreciated sequel to the true success

― da croupier, Thursday, September 3, 2015 11:02 AM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Confused pronouns - I meant mbdtf would have been the new jersey

mods = chickenshit idiots (D-40), Thursday, 3 September 2015 16:23 (eight years ago) link

Had it flopped. Agreed he hasn't had one, probably won't since he's got such longevity

mods = chickenshit idiots (D-40), Thursday, 3 September 2015 16:24 (eight years ago) link

I don't know about the Illusions fitting into this category. I doubt too many folks are actively seeking out New Jersey (pun intended) these days, but I bet the GN'R back catalog still gets plenty of sales. I don't think November Rain, You Could Be Mine etc were hits because of left over good feelings from Appetite and Lies. Then again I love Chinese Democracy so what the hell do I know.

― DavidLeeRoth, Thursday, September 3, 2015 11:31 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

New Jersey-ism doesn't really require that the hits are only hits off momentum though, and it's almost a given that they have one or two songs that get cherry-picked for greatest hits albums. They can be major songs in their own right, it's just more typical for them to decline in rank over time. "November Rain" is IMO the only thing that feels remotely out of the pattern for UYI, and nobody is buying both of those discs for that one song in 2015. "You Could Be Mine"? "Yesterdays"? "Civil War"? "Estranged"? No idea what those even are tbh. New Jersey itself has "Bad Medicine" which one hears from time to time.

Or, as I was saying in August 2012:

I also buy Use Your Illusion - those records both have gone, what, six times platinum, with seven Mainstream Rock top-ten hits, including two number ones.... and I would venture to say that MR #7 "November Rain" is the only one still in regular rotation anywhere. Maybe "Knockin' On Heaven's Door" a bit? It's a monster hit album that just had no long-term constituency, no traction in people's hearts, and no hope of making the "best of decade" countdown circuit.

So, the key here is the bloated hugeness of the BIGGEST BAND IN THE WORLD dropping THE BIGGEST ALBUM OF THE YEAR, only to find within a short time that whatever they did next it wasn't going to be very interesting to anybody, and that meanwhile nobody really stanned for the album(s) as essential. At this point I think anybody getting on board would understand them to basically be a one-album band.

UYI also won the New Jersey poll, for what that's worth.

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 3 September 2015 16:30 (eight years ago) link

You Could Be Mine was partly a hit because of its use in Terminator 2. It's still strongly associated with that movie in my mind, but it's not a song I think most people consider part of the G'n'R cannon the way November Rain probably is.

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 3 September 2015 16:36 (eight years ago) link

I know it's already been disqualified in a couple of different ways, but I think it's worth noting that Yeezus falls under the category of "artistic left turn," so even if it did flop I don't think it's a New Jersey.

intheblanks, Thursday, 3 September 2015 16:46 (eight years ago) link

I think the impact of grunge weighs heavily on the New Jersey-ness of UYI and the way you describe it that makes sense as a New Jersey album. If Guns had put out another Appetite in 95-96 (which was certainly Slash's aim) no matter how damn good the album was, outside of the readers of Metal Edge, it would have been too late.

DavidLeeRoth, Thursday, 3 September 2015 17:01 (eight years ago) link

That Macklemore video feels more "trying too hard" than NJ imo

Wonder if there'll ever be a NJ album discussion that doesn't mainly concern the definition of NJ

niels, Thursday, 3 September 2015 17:23 (eight years ago) link

I watched the Macklemore video with the sound off (I'm at work) and it reminded me of that Janet Jackson video with Cab Calloway.

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Thursday, 3 September 2015 17:32 (eight years ago) link

I think the impact of grunge weighs heavily on the New Jersey-ness of UYI and the way you describe it that makes sense as a New Jersey album. If Guns had put out another Appetite in 95-96 (which was certainly Slash's aim) no matter how damn good the album was, outside of the readers of Metal Edge, it would have been too late.

― DavidLeeRoth, Thursday, September 3, 2015 12:01 PM (30 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I don't think so, I think GnR was iconic enough to be outside of simply being a hair metal band....I think it might have been more like Metallica's Load era in terms of reception...not exactly of the moment but not ignored either (this is in an alternate universe where Axl isn't crazy obv)...

Ma$e-en-scène (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 3 September 2015 17:33 (eight years ago) link

So, the key here is the bloated hugeness of the BIGGEST BAND IN THE WORLD dropping THE BIGGEST ALBUM OF THE YEAR, only to find within a short time that whatever they did next it wasn't going to be very interesting to anybody, and that meanwhile nobody really stanned for the album(s) as essential

― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Thursday, September 3, 2015 12:30 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I care too much about my computer to check this entire thread for mentions of it, and obviously it's too early to tell, but Random Access Memories?

for sale: baby shoes, never worn your ass (katherine), Thursday, 3 September 2015 18:21 (eight years ago) link

Yeah that def fits imo, but I'm sure croup will say it's wrong

Ma$e-en-scène (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 3 September 2015 18:30 (eight years ago) link

If Guns had put out another Appetite in 95-96

I love the idea of a reunited GnR putting out an album called Another 'Appetite'.

half the staying power of Erasure (Eazy), Thursday, 3 September 2015 18:40 (eight years ago) link

in what universe is human after all a slippery when wet?

balls, Thursday, 3 September 2015 18:43 (eight years ago) link

I love the idea of a reunited GnR putting out an album called Another 'Appetite'.

― half the staying power of Erasure (Eazy), Thursday, September 3, 2015 1:40 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Appetite II: Still Hungry

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 3 September 2015 18:44 (eight years ago) link

glad Spirits Having Flown didn't make it into the poll, cause it rules

the naive cockney chorus (Simon H.), Thursday, 3 September 2015 18:46 (eight years ago) link

appetite for construction, axl's positive vibes album, give me some reggae, etc

balls, Thursday, 3 September 2015 18:47 (eight years ago) link

glad Spirits Having Flown didn't make it into the poll, cause it rules

― the naive cockney chorus (Simon H.),

NJ albums have their stans.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 3 September 2015 19:23 (eight years ago) link

all rap new jerseys are actually called new jeruz

mods = chickenshit idiots (D-40), Thursday, 3 September 2015 19:42 (eight years ago) link

Yeah that def fits imo, but I'm sure croup will say it's wrong

― Ma$e-en-scène (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 3 September 2015 18:30 (1 hour ago) Permalink

In fairness to da croupier he's been super-consistent in applying his criteria.

Feel like Doc Casino is probably otm with regard to the Soundscan observation. I think that, with a few exceptions, the New Jersey era is very specifically 1983-2003 or so. And much as I love this thread and playing the New Jersey game, it really feels like the "Every huge artist" designation in the thread title is not accurate. Tons of artists have a giant dropoff in sales between records, or just have the standard build-up/peak/gradual decline in sales where records on both sides of the divide have a couple memorable hits. The records that sells great and generates lots of hits but is mostly forgotten feels like the exception.

intheblanks, Thursday, 3 September 2015 19:57 (eight years ago) link

I heard civil war on sirius a bunch recently and I'm not happy about it

I mean in theory I support their cvs-style deep digging, but sometimes it hurts in practice

da croupier, Thursday, 3 September 2015 19:57 (eight years ago) link

all rap new jerseys are actually called new jeruz
― mods = chickenshit idiots (D-40), Thursday, September 3, 2015 2:42 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Wrath of the Math was Jeru's New Jeruz

Ma$e-en-scène (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 4 September 2015 01:33 (eight years ago) link

btw, just because i'm a crazy person and curious, here are spotify play counts to date for all GNR singles through "The Spaghetti Incident?", ranked.

86,784,205 AFD Sweet Child O' Mine
59,686,212 AFD Paradise City
53,465,299 AFD Welcome to the Jungle
44,892,725 UYI November Rain
39,107,874 UYI Knockin' on Heaven's Door
23,442,599 UYI Don't Cry
18,231,917 GNRL Patience
15,619,953 UYI Civil War
13,024,494 UYI Live and Let Die
11,198,350 UYI You Could Be Mine
6,627,950 AFD Nightrain
4,790,927 UYI Yesterdays
4,602,414 UYI Estranged
4,187,279 TSI Since I Don't Have You
3,254,502 TSI Ain't it Fun
3,857,019 AFD It's So Easy
681,727 TSI Hair of the Dog

on the one hand, this actually makes UYI's singles appear to have some staying power - in the top tier, while they all fall beneath the Appetite hits, there's not a super dramatic dropoff. by the way in case you didn't notice, those top tier numbers are really good. GNR is still a very popular band (film at 11); pearl jam's biggest song ("alive") stands around 32 million though i don't know how long they've been on spotify. the only remotely comparable band that i think beats GNR hands-down is nirvana.

nonetheless i think those top-tier numbers may disguise a weakness down below. in general, the 'floor' of plays for Appetite album cuts is right around 2 million, suggesting a baseline of people actually listening to the album. some of them, like "rocket queen" (4.5 mil) are competitive for the list above. the UYI album cuts all cluster down around 1 mil, with a few like "dead horse" dropping to the 700K range. i would not complain about those numbers, but they don't exactly correspond to two discs that have gone 7x platinum each, and basically half as many people seem to approach UYI as an 'album' than do Appetite.

HOWEVER to be fair: if we compare to bon jovi, the drop-off there is MUCH more dramatic, mostly because the cluster of at-the-time hits for new jersey did not turn out to include a "november rain." i don't know if these can be compared 1:1 to GNR's numbers because i don't know how long they've each been on spotify, but i'm assuming each band's catalog is internally susceptible to comparison. behold:

71,143,673 SWW Livin' on a Prayer
48,875,869 SWW You Give Love A Bad Name
26,779,752 SWW Wanted Dead Or Alive
9,589,997 NJ Bad Medicine
9,390,553 NJ I'll Be There For You
6,238,248 NJ Born To Be My Baby
2,093,242 NJ Lay Your Hands On Me
1,983,935 SWW Never Say Goodbye
874,734 NJ Livin' in Sin

bear in mind that "Bad Medicine" and "I'll be There For You" both topped the Hot 100 (as did "Livin' On A Prayer" and "Bad Name"). "It's My Life," btw, has 44,905,457 plays. damn.

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 5 September 2015 00:38 (eight years ago) link

that relative dropoff is definitely interesting, but along with the question of how long a track has been on spotify, there's also the question of how many versions. i.e., Bon Jovi has four albums on spotify with "living on a prayer" on it, five different "bad medicine" tracks. meanwhile gnr has two of "patience", "paradise city" etc. not to say the drop-off isn't still telling, but its not a metric designed to really give us that info.

da croupier, Saturday, 5 September 2015 00:54 (eight years ago) link

also where did you find those numbers? at first i assumed you were just looking at the "popular" list but that's way more thorough omg is there a way to search for the count on ANY song? gimme gimme gimmme!

da croupier, Saturday, 5 September 2015 00:59 (eight years ago) link

yeah but if you check, they combine those plays - - mouse over any of the "bad medicines" and they're all 9,589,997.

oh! yeah! it's super useful (for nerds like me) but hidden: you mouse over the little, like, cell-phone reception popularity bars, to the right of the running time. number of plays will appear.

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 5 September 2015 01:00 (eight years ago) link

oh man i never noticed if you scroll over that little bar at the end you see the number. well, down the wormhole i go.

da croupier, Saturday, 5 September 2015 01:00 (eight years ago) link

well that's now let me confirm that the "popular" tracks aren't necessarily the artist's ten biggest. i.e. "the first part" and "detroit has a skyline" have more spins than "precision auto"

da croupier, Saturday, 5 September 2015 01:11 (eight years ago) link

no way RAM is Daft Punk's NJ surely?? isn't it more like Human After All? ah what do i know i've proven crap at this New Jersey game so far.

piscesx, Saturday, 5 September 2015 01:16 (eight years ago) link

things you need to play the new jersey game like a true pedantic champ

1. a willingness to consult wikipedia or your local library
2. the ability to count
3. the determination to utilize 1 & 2 even though you knooooooow this album was commercially overrated based on anecdotal evidence
4. the strength to move on when stats suggest the artist may not have had a big event album whose relative success was clearly built off the work before it more than the material itself, as proven by the big drop on the following album

Slippery When Wet - 12m sold, two #1s ("Livin On A Prayer," "You Give Love A Bad Name") and a third top ten ("Wanted Dead Or Alive")
New Jersey - 7m sold, two #1s ("Bad Medicine," "I'll Be There For You") and three more top tens ("Born To Be My Baby," "Lay Your Hands On Me," "Living In Sin")
Keep The Faith - 2m sold, one top ten hit ("Bed Of Roses")

based on this information, it shouldn't be hard to figure where Daft Punk goes in the New Jersey game (clue: #4)

da croupier, Saturday, 5 September 2015 01:27 (eight years ago) link

the flipside of 3 is when you don't want to admit an album was commercially puffed up. a personal example: admitting that the 4xplatinum Monster with hits like "Bang And Blame," "Strange Currencies" and "Star 69" hasn't had the same kind of hold as the 4xplatinum Automatic For The People with hits like "Man On The Moon," "Everybody Hurts" and "Nightswimming." But personal taste aside, i can't deny it.

da croupier, Saturday, 5 September 2015 01:36 (eight years ago) link

i guess daft punk are wayyyy bigger in europe, especially france, than in the US. but still not bon jovi big, i don't think. certainly as far as this thread goes, they basically are not, definitionally, a "huge artist" and thus cannot have a new jersey.

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 5 September 2015 01:43 (eight years ago) link

but even if we look at world sales, they had two hit-enough-for-electronica albums, a turkey, and then a huge album with their biggest hit ever.

if the album after random access goes platinum off the ill-remembered "Groovy Times (feat KC and John Legend)" and then the one after that flops, the former could be fathomably a new jersey. but massiveness aside they haven't even had the arc.

da croupier, Saturday, 5 September 2015 01:46 (eight years ago) link

thanks for that research doc casino, really interesting

soyrev, Saturday, 5 September 2015 01:49 (eight years ago) link

i think a big stumbling block for people is the desire to leave it at "ooooh this album is so overrated" so you get people bringing up neutral milk hotel cuz they're still mad at their roommate for playing it all the time (honestly impressed nobody's pulled this with the new carly rae jespen album). it's just aggravating when you can truly grasp the beauty of a true new jersey - an album that surprises you with how big it was in hindsight, considering its relatively modest status compared to its predecessor today.

da croupier, Saturday, 5 September 2015 01:55 (eight years ago) link

and, just in case it wasn't clear from my use of the word "pedantic," i'll cop that this is all silly nerd parlor game shit.

da croupier, Saturday, 5 September 2015 01:59 (eight years ago) link

But really fun silly nerd parlor game shit! I've always enjoyed this whole New Jersey discourse for precisely these reasons. Also becomes a door through which to explore a different time in music promotion, how bands rise and fall at this scale, and line up numbers and albums and singles with what would otherwise be kind of hard to pin down - how the kind of band that is undeniably huge, Super Bowl huge, t-shirts overflowing mall kiosks and state fairs huge, can lose their footing. Etc.

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 5 September 2015 02:03 (eight years ago) link

totally. like here's a fun question - name the four top 40 hits on adrenalize

da croupier, Saturday, 5 September 2015 02:06 (eight years ago) link

actually, i'm gonna give away the answer

#12 "have you ever needed someone so bad" (for comparison, "photograph" reached #12)
#15 "let's get rocked" (for comparison, "rock of ages" reached #16)
#34 "stand up (kick love into motion)" (for comparison, "foolin" reached #28)
#36 "make love like a man" (pyromania did not have a fourth top 40 hit)

da croupier, Saturday, 5 September 2015 02:09 (eight years ago) link

just for clarification, how do we relate new jersey-ism to a band's success afterwards? bon jovi for example have had a few singles since that that imo have a similar level of cultural cachet to their pre-new jersey hits ('always', 'it's my life'), albeit without giving the band the same level of omnipresence, whereas for probably most artists their new jersey moment will mark something more permanent, bring about a kind of ceiling to their future successes. this is not in itself anything extraordinary, i'm just wondering if in 1500 posts any formula had been developed for it

Merdeyeux, Saturday, 5 September 2015 02:40 (eight years ago) link

I remember let's get rocked and have you ever needed someone so bad pretty well, other two do not ring a bell

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Saturday, 5 September 2015 02:45 (eight years ago) link

just for clarification, how do we relate new jersey-ism to a band's success afterwards? bon jovi for example have had a few singles since that that imo have a similar level of cultural cachet to their pre-new jersey hits ('always', 'it's my life'), albeit without giving the band the same level of omnipresence, whereas for probably most artists their new jersey moment will mark something more permanent, bring about a kind of ceiling to their future successes. this is not in itself anything extraordinary, i'm just wondering if in 1500 posts any formula had been developed for it

― Merdeyeux,

you answered your own question, I think

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 5 September 2015 02:49 (eight years ago) link

yeah, i think "a career decline" is about as specific as we can be here. there are too many possible paths for a once-omnipresent act, many of which are totally viable existences for a working band (provided they didn't make really bad financial decisions or get hooked on the lifestyle of the top-of-the-charts megastar). but clearly they tend to remain 'big' - once you've had a slippery you'd almost have to be trying to not be able to keep a record contract or generally stay in the biz. very few of the acts that made the canonical poll list here are really punchline names.

in general i'd say that the album after the new jersey marks the real ceiling of future success. that's sort of the whole phenomenon in a nutshell: never woulda guessed, at the time the new jersey was on the charts, that their next album would see them knocked down so far and never recover the new jersey sales, and then after a while you look back and man, that new jersey was kinda not very special either, huh? but at this point i'm just restating the thread title in other words.

"it's my life" is kind of a freak occurrence here; even at the time it felt really bizarre that bon jovi had a hit song and it was on now that's what i call music. it was like "i don't want to miss a thing," this act seemingly from a million years ago.

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 5 September 2015 03:03 (eight years ago) link

We should note for the sake of pedantry that "It's My Life" only hit #33, but it seemed bigger.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 5 September 2015 11:23 (eight years ago) link

Jon bon has the tenacity of a cockroach, for sure. While his career declined after New Jersey, he did an admirable job of maintaining a keep the faith level of success after.

da croupier, Saturday, 5 September 2015 13:01 (eight years ago) link

did keep the faith flop in the usa? was bloody big here. infact you never hear the 80s stuff on radio much as its always the 90s hits

Cosmic Slop, Saturday, 5 September 2015 13:57 (eight years ago) link

yup

"EVERY HUGE ARTIST HAS A BE HERE NOW" AKA the UK version

da croupier, Saturday, 5 September 2015 14:07 (eight years ago) link

On a different track - - - upthread, Old Lunch brought up Stevie Wonder's Journey Through the Secret Life Of Plants as a non-New Jersey way out of Slippery-town: total left-field niche release, clearly not "meant" for most of the people that bought the previous blockbusters, but still somehow softens the blow of the career slipping. Stevie Wonder, I'll say upfront, does not have a Bon Jovi career arc by any means, and had a surprising number of moderate to big successes in the 80s ("surprising" in that, if you didn't know the big singles and learned about the world from reviews/canon/narrative, you'd think he retired from music in 1980).

But if you bracket out Secret Life as not a "real" album release, then you might have a sort of cousin of New Jersey in Songs In The Key Of Life. I say "might" because I always thought of that album as pretty well-beloved, but then I got to ILM and found people pointing fingers and laughing at it, so I honestly don't know how it's thought of in terms of career arc/decline. Maybe more of a "poured everything into a last masterpiece" than "feels a bit hollow," depending who you ask. Hotter Than July is actually a very listenable, fine album, but the "event"-ness is gone and never came back, I think. So Key of Life is maybe somewhere between a Mellon Collie (mega-selling last burst of greatness, followed by immediate, dramatic dropoff in critical and commercial performance) and a White Album (mega-selling last burst of greatness, followed by continued success in a bunch of uneven and occasionally very good albums that are still much admired but rarely seen as equal to the preceding material). I guess maybe what I'm thinking is there needs to be a whole separate taxonomy for the "double albums capping periods of tremendous productivity" narrative. Hello, yellow brick road!

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 5 September 2015 14:46 (eight years ago) link

believe me SITKOL is beloved.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 5 September 2015 15:47 (eight years ago) link

he just did a tour performing it

balls, Saturday, 5 September 2015 15:49 (eight years ago) link

Hotter Than July was massive though?! at least in the UK, huge hits!

piscesx, Saturday, 5 September 2015 15:51 (eight years ago) link

ha, yeah, i think i'm really still thinking of this one exchange from nine years ago

Lonesome Crowded West and Songs In The Key Of Life are the only ones I know that are good all the way through, in that Nilsson Schmilsson way where every new track that comes on makes you go, "Fuck! This is good!" There are tons, tons, tons of double albums that more or less acquit themselves, the White Album being the quintessential example, with enough gems to balance out the general lack of focus. But on a single album those kinds of ratios would equal a major bomb, making these types of things a "fans only" thing whose idiosyncracies you come to love... very few artists manage even one SINGLE album that really feels like it needs all its songs, so perhaps I'm holding doubles to a high standard, but really we'll be here all day if we list every double album that's "good" in the White Album sense....

― Doctor Casino (Doctor Casino), Friday, September 8, 2006 7:13 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Songs In The Key Of Life is rubbish all the way through, though (sorry Doc, I've tried for 30 years but I still don't like it; big comedown from the previous three).

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, September 8, 2006 7:16 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 5 September 2015 16:32 (eight years ago) link

It's my least favorite of his classic albums but it's not rubbish, and, uh, check out these stats: debuted at #1 in the United States, stayed there for three months, is probably diamond in sales if Motown were less tight about its bookkeeping.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 5 September 2015 17:00 (eight years ago) link

the trick is to ignore the 1st 4 tracks AND the final 4 which don't really count anyway. it's one of the worst sequenced albums ever.

piscesx, Saturday, 5 September 2015 18:53 (eight years ago) link

yeah songs in the key is still stevie's canonical classic in a lot of senses, critically hailed career artists like stevie and bruce and prince can avoid an outright new jersey more easily than those who don't have that kind of cultural credibility. tunnel love fulfills a lot of commercial requirements but if you think it "feels a bit hollow" i'd say YOU feel a bit hollow, my good sir.

da croupier, Saturday, 5 September 2015 19:19 (eight years ago) link

tunnel of love, i mean

da croupier, Saturday, 5 September 2015 19:19 (eight years ago) link

think live 75-85 is closer to bruce's new jersey

balls, Saturday, 5 September 2015 19:22 (eight years ago) link

haha woah, even with the fact that a 5cd box only has to drop 2m copies to go diamond, i was taken aback by how much that's sold. still don't think he has one (in that tunnel of love would have to be the keep the faith) but i agree that box is closer to being one

da croupier, Saturday, 5 September 2015 19:25 (eight years ago) link

was just thinking it reminded me of spirits having flown where the album was a hit and had hit songs but still managed to be a big sales disappointment, retail complaint about overstock.

balls, Saturday, 5 September 2015 19:31 (eight years ago) link

that's closer to the Tusk Clause.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 5 September 2015 20:01 (eight years ago) link

if you were to have a what artists have a huge event album following a big selling album but sells far less BUT is far more loved critically what else would there be apart from In Utero ?
Actually save your answers for a thread on it

Cosmic Slop, Saturday, 5 September 2015 20:03 (eight years ago) link

the trick is to ignore the 1st 4 tracks AND the final 4 which don't really count anyway. it's one of the worst sequenced albums ever.

― piscesx, Saturday, September 5, 2015 2:53 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I always thought the record was front-loaded, if anything.

Then I saw him do it live last year. I hadn't listened to the album in years (like Al, it's my least favorite of his classic era), and after "I Wish" I thought, ok, probably nap time now. WRONG. Songs I remembered as duds were impossibly thrilling. Maybe it was just a you-had-to-be-there thing, but it made me seriously revise my opinion of the album.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Saturday, 5 September 2015 20:10 (eight years ago) link

Of the stevie albums I have its def my least favourite

Cosmic Slop, Saturday, 5 September 2015 20:28 (eight years ago) link

y'all are mad

best beloved george benson (The Reverend), Saturday, 5 September 2015 23:46 (eight years ago) link

SITKOL is hugely acclaimed and beloved. def his most popular album.

best beloved george benson (The Reverend), Saturday, 5 September 2015 23:49 (eight years ago) link

Yeah this is nuts, he just this year toured stadiums playing the album!

Ma$e-en-scène (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 6 September 2015 00:15 (eight years ago) link

if you google stevie wonder albums, SITKOL comes up first as "most popular"

nomar, Sunday, 6 September 2015 01:11 (eight years ago) link

did everyone see where i admitted i was basically thinking of one ILX post from a decade ago that merely made me think my sense that it was beloved was mistaken?

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 6 September 2015 01:30 (eight years ago) link

parse fail.. Parse fail...

Mark G, Sunday, 6 September 2015 10:38 (eight years ago) link

haha I knew that was a horrendous sentence as I was typing it

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 6 September 2015 13:17 (eight years ago) link

I can't recall if we ever mentioned Carnival Ride by Carrie Underwood. Her debut Some Hearts was 7x platinum, the biggest selling country record of the 00s, and the follow up had one of the biggest first weeks of the decade, but the singles, especially "Last Name" sure felt hollow. It sold 3 million. Next album 2 million. Fourth album less than that.

Why because she True and Interesting (President Keyes), Tuesday, 15 September 2015 02:31 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

25, calling this in advance

The Reverend, Saturday, 7 November 2015 15:51 (eight years ago) link

the bets start now

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 7 November 2015 15:52 (eight years ago) link

It seems highly likely, so good call.

Turrican, Saturday, 7 November 2015 16:05 (eight years ago) link

ha yeah, good shout. is/was there a stipulation that the first single off a New Jersey is a smash? cause if so..

piscesx, Saturday, 7 November 2015 17:00 (eight years ago) link

"Bad Medicine," "Stuck With You," et al hit #1

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 7 November 2015 17:01 (eight years ago) link

Yeah good call, one because there are so few releases that even feel like "events" anymore and I knew she was big but I didn't know the Internet would go nuts for 24 hours about a new Adele

Comme Si, Kamasi (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 7 November 2015 20:54 (eight years ago) link

Adele's last album was one of those absurd once-in-a-generation runaway success stories that nobody can really hope to repeat. i mean, i'm sure somebody thought Bad was going to somehow outsell Thriller, but once the bar's been set high, it's practically impossible to reach it again. i guess in a decade we'll be able to say if she had a swift, dramatic Alanis-like drop in commercial prominence or a gradual Alicia Keys-like one, but either way, it's pretty hard to sustain that magnitude of success. then again, someone upthread pointed out that Taylor Swift's Speak Now felt a little like a New Jersey, and it really did at the time, but that whole career decline thing sure didn't happen afterwards.

some dude, Sunday, 8 November 2015 04:20 (eight years ago) link

streaming seems like such a larger part of the marketplace than when 21 came out also, it's very easy to imagine 25 to be in some ways as successful as 21 while not approaching those sales numbers (which no other album in that span has really approached anyway)(i could be wrong there and if i am i'm just gonna guess that i forgot about frozen)

balls, Sunday, 8 November 2015 04:39 (eight years ago) link

yeah i mean...everybody could sour on "Hello" in a couple weeks and hate every other song, and it would still very likely end up being the 2nd-highest selling album of the decade (after 21) just off of preorders and Christmas gifts. streaming has definitely cut into sales now, although it's hard to tell right now whether Billboard's 'album-equivalent units' will end up being the number people refer to by default in the future.

some dude, Sunday, 8 November 2015 05:38 (eight years ago) link

three months pass...

Kind of wondering if Ashanti's Chapter 2 counts as this

i;m the worst poster e9er (Drugs A. Money), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 21:12 (eight years ago) link

Meh, on 2nd thought, Concrete Rose did almost as well; I just dont think I can remember any solo Ashanti songs tbh

i;m the worst poster e9er (Drugs A. Money), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 21:20 (eight years ago) link

two months pass...

views from the six

Listen to my homeboy Fantano (D-40), Friday, 13 May 2016 17:10 (seven years ago) link

god I hope so

Οὖτις, Friday, 13 May 2016 17:11 (seven years ago) link

so otm

flappy bird, Friday, 13 May 2016 17:14 (seven years ago) link

don't think so im afraid

the unbearable jimmy smits (jim in glasgow), Friday, 13 May 2016 17:23 (seven years ago) link

i literally heard some 20 year olds raving about it/him this morning as i bought coffee

the unbearable jimmy smits (jim in glasgow), Friday, 13 May 2016 17:24 (seven years ago) link

and that anecdote can clearly be extrapolated to all 20 year olds everywhere writ large

the unbearable jimmy smits (jim in glasgow), Friday, 13 May 2016 17:24 (seven years ago) link

So "Hotline Bling" is "You Could Be Mine" to Views' Use Your Illusion.

Yung Chella (Eazy), Friday, 13 May 2016 17:32 (seven years ago) link

no, "Hotline Bling" is definitely his signature song...

flappy bird, Friday, 13 May 2016 17:36 (seven years ago) link

yeah it has probably supplanted "The Motto" or whatever as the centerpiece of the Drake segment of I Love The 2010s

a goon shaped tool (some dude), Friday, 13 May 2016 17:55 (seven years ago) link

does it really count as a part of the album though. it's tacked on at the end & existed for a full year prior right

Listen to my homeboy Fantano (D-40), Friday, 13 May 2016 18:32 (seven years ago) link

yea it def doesn't. it's a bonus track. views is definitely his new jersey

flappy bird, Friday, 13 May 2016 18:48 (seven years ago) link

Probably can add Life of Pablo to this

nazi pugs fuck off (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 13 May 2016 18:49 (seven years ago) link

^what i was thinking

dc, Friday, 13 May 2016 18:51 (seven years ago) link

idk i think a lot of people are stanning for Pablo as AOTY

flappy bird, Friday, 13 May 2016 18:53 (seven years ago) link

MBDTF was already kanye's new jersey, notwithstanding the brief uptick that was the first half of yeezus

cher guevara (lex pretend), Friday, 13 May 2016 18:54 (seven years ago) link

except that like everyone under the age of 22 thinks MBDTF is one of the greatest albums of all time (wtf right??)

flappy bird, Friday, 13 May 2016 18:55 (seven years ago) link

one problem (of many) with the "every huge artist has a New Jersey" theory is that some artists are taken more seriously after their commercial peak than Bon fucking Jovi

a goon shaped tool (some dude), Friday, 13 May 2016 20:48 (seven years ago) link

I don't trust myself on predicting Drake decline anymore, figured NWTS was gonna be the cultural high-water mark

nova, Friday, 13 May 2016 21:07 (seven years ago) link

idk i think a lot of people are stanning for Pablo as AOTY

― flappy bird, Friday, May 13, 2016 2:53 PM

he's like Elvis Costello in the '80s: lots of people will think a new album is his latest masterpiece.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 13 May 2016 21:09 (seven years ago) link

And even New Jersey did not immediately present itself as a New Jersey.

Yung Chella (Eazy), Friday, 13 May 2016 21:14 (seven years ago) link

kanye breaks the mold but drake i think fits very comfortably into it, like lady gaga

Listen to my homeboy Fantano (D-40), Friday, 13 May 2016 21:35 (seven years ago) link

yeah called it for views from the 6, I would argue that for Kanye it was Twisted Fantasy

Van Horn Street, Friday, 13 May 2016 22:43 (seven years ago) link

While it's true that for people less than 25 years old MBDTF is the preferred album, they don't care about singles.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 13 May 2016 22:49 (seven years ago) link

Does anyone else recall the excellent thread in which we sought various bands' equivalent of Supposed Former Infatuation Junkie? That was a high quality thread.

living colour me badd english beat happening (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 13 May 2016 22:51 (seven years ago) link

Geez, it seems (upon searching in earnest) that that was this very thread. Sorry, carry on.

living colour me badd english beat happening (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 13 May 2016 22:58 (seven years ago) link

wait, what was drake's peak? i could never make it through an entire album.

scott seward, Friday, 13 May 2016 23:27 (seven years ago) link

Just searched the thread to see if this had come up:

Here's one: Nelly - Sweat/Suit

― The Reverend, Thursday, August 16, 2012 6:46 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yung Chella (Eazy), Friday, 13 May 2016 23:30 (seven years ago) link

Lmao some dude sorry my theory doesn't stand up to rigorous scientific analysis

rockpalast '82 (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 14 May 2016 00:05 (seven years ago) link

Here's one that doesn't seem to have been mentioned: Stone Temple Pilots' "Purple." It's 6x platinum, and had several hit singles ("Big Empty," "Interstate Love Song," "Vasoline"), but all of the songs most people remember are on "Core" (8x platinum). And then "Tiny Music" was only 2x platinum.

goodoldneon, Sunday, 15 May 2016 21:42 (seven years ago) link

Those STP songs from Purple are still pretty well-remembered.

Now I Know How Joan of Arcadia Felt (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 15 May 2016 21:45 (seven years ago) link

more likely to hear those songs on the radio than "wicked garden" at this point imo

HYPERLINK TO RAP GENIUS (BradNelson), Sunday, 15 May 2016 21:47 (seven years ago) link

Ha, OK, maybe *I* just don't remember them as well!

goodoldneon, Sunday, 15 May 2016 21:48 (seven years ago) link

yeah those songs got/get massive airplay

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 15 May 2016 21:52 (seven years ago) link

Interstate is probably their most beloved song

Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Sunday, 15 May 2016 23:03 (seven years ago) link

yeah Interstate is in some football commercial/bumper. their New Jersey is def Tiny Music.

flappy bird, Sunday, 15 May 2016 23:18 (seven years ago) link

not sure Tiny Music qualifies as an "event," though. they just had a series of reasonably-performing albums with diminishing returns from their big breakthrough.

sisterhood of the baggering vance (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 15 May 2016 23:35 (seven years ago) link

Only Around the World in a Day is mentioned upthread vis à vis Prince, but surely Batman is his real New Jersey

Josefa, Monday, 16 May 2016 01:10 (seven years ago) link

no way, diamonds and pearls went double platinum and two top-five hits

intheblanks, Monday, 16 May 2016 02:03 (seven years ago) link

also i don't think prince had a new jersey, obviously he had a decline, but i can't pinpoint one record that replicated the commercial success of the previous one by hollowly serving up more of the same.

intheblanks, Monday, 16 May 2016 02:05 (seven years ago) link

On the grander scale of things, Love Symbol is his New Jersey - but only if you take the singles.

I think a lot of people (including me) would argue that the album tracks on LS are better than D&P, but IMO D&P's hits are more memorable. D&P was a commercial comeback in itself.

Prince was never really the BIG DEAL that he was after 1992/93 (for obviously different reasons). You could argue that there were mini-New Jerseys before (and maybe after).

Master of Treacle, Monday, 16 May 2016 02:16 (seven years ago) link

Around the World in a Day to me is a classic daring "follow up a massive hit with something that doesn't sound anything like it" album, not at all a New Jersey. More like a Tusk, only not as good.

Little Red Chevette (Lee626), Monday, 16 May 2016 09:09 (seven years ago) link

yeah agreed, the 60s psychedelia (as portrayed on the cover and the raspberry beret video) was very purposefully out of step with what was going on in pop and his previous image

rockpalast '82 (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 16 May 2016 13:49 (seven years ago) link

xposts to scott: take care is drake's good album

niels, Tuesday, 17 May 2016 10:15 (seven years ago) link

just spent 90 minutes re-reading this thread (for the 3rd time, no less) rather than doing work I should be doing.

every time I discover something new to love here.

tonight it was: JovCorp

alpine static, Tuesday, 31 May 2016 06:45 (seven years ago) link

Lmao some dude sorry my theory doesn't stand up to rigorous scientific analysis

― rockpalast '82 (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, May 13, 2016 8:05 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my beef is not w/ the theory itself to be clear, you gave the board a beautiful dangerous gift with this idea

some dude, Tuesday, 31 May 2016 14:43 (seven years ago) link

i should quantum leap to stop myself

rockpalast '82 (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 1 June 2016 20:35 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

1989 thread:
this will turn out to have been her New Jersey, right?

― Swag Heathen (theStalePrince), Thursday, July 14, 2016 5:48 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Are there New Jerseys where the career decline that follows has more to do with fame and trappings than outright talent/popularity of the music itself?

Any Given User (Eazy), Thursday, 14 July 2016 18:59 (seven years ago) link

god there are so many wrong answers in this thing

billstevejim, Friday, 22 July 2016 04:32 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

Just heard new Bon Jovi on top forty. Apparently the album is his quid-ag soul-searcher:

Lyrics on the album talk about difficulties Jon came across over 2014-2015. Jon explained: "A lot happened. Richie's sudden departure, my trying to buy the (Buffalo) Bills and now this with the label. I have a lot of material to write about. Believe me, the new record is good. It's pointed. It is something we are going to be very proud of in the spring when we put it out."(5)

Once upon a time not so long ago, Tommy used to work on the docks...

Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Monday, 22 August 2016 13:46 (seven years ago) link

And I hear I thought someone was prematurely going to call Blonde a New Jersey.

MarkoP, Monday, 22 August 2016 15:10 (seven years ago) link

Sorry if this was covered above, but is the era of New Jerseys over? Was it sort of dependent on the culture of months-long hype followed by lines at record stores on release day?

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Monday, 22 August 2016 15:16 (seven years ago) link

My contention has always been that they fall between Thriller and Napster:

also, i wonder this gets a bit at raffles's question of why this seems like a late 80s/early 90s thing - - - I think to have a New Jersey you have to be in that post-Thriller, pre-download age when marketing was album-oriented and there was a general tendency to milk singles out of a record for a long while, so that you could rack up these like 5-6 single runs from albums that ultimately people didn't care that much about, and meanwhile even as the album's life cycle was playing out, the band's position in pop's hierarchy was slipping, or radio formats were shifting out from under them, not completely but enough that the album never built up a longer-term base.

For a long time, I've felt like the New Jersey was basically a historical phenomenon that couldn't happen again (...) an album every 2-3 years, heavy with potential singles that you try to milk for almost all of that period, keeping excitement up for tour dates etc. A lot of the biggest artists now have stuff coming out so continuously (singles and featured credits), which adds to the post-CD sense that the dropping of the "album" isn't really so much of an event. On the other hand, something like Teenage Dream (single releases from May 2010 to October 2011) (not counting the reissue) suggests that really extended marketing around a record isn't entirely dead, it just may be down to a very few top-drawer hitmakers. If I could be convinced that Prism felt like an event (or if people even noticed that there was a new album and not just some more new Katy Perry stuff on the radio, like there always is), then it would at least be possible to someday look back on it and recognize a New Jersey, allowing for some River Of MySpace math. Though it was Gaga who led us down this path in the first place, I doubt this will ever seem quite apt for Born This Way.

One thing I'd add to that might be the centrality of MTV in that same era, and its capacity to add tremendous aura to a band and its releases without any of it being siphoned off, diluted or undermined by the endless day-to-day update cycle of the Internet. Building up to, promoting, and delivering an "event" release surely made more sense under those conditions.

Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Monday, 22 August 2016 15:22 (seven years ago) link

sound analysis. Yeah I think there are a lot of factors making it hard to create that kind of event release in this market, including the lack of record stores for people to line up at, a more diffuse musical audience by taste/style, lower overall record sales, extensive leaking, the ability to legally stream brand new albums etc. Of course I'm a few years from 40 and no longer in the demographic that would get really excited about such things, whereas I remember as a kid the event of Use Your Illusions I/II just loomed monumental even though I wasn't even the biggest GnR fan. It was more the fact that I hung out at Arnold's Disc Shop a lot, my friends were talking about it, I had only recently gotten MTV, I was pushing puberty, etc.

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Monday, 22 August 2016 15:27 (seven years ago) link

So I basically have no idea how teenagers are relating to new releases.

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Monday, 22 August 2016 15:28 (seven years ago) link

Carl Wilson in a Frank O. essay:

Drake’s long-anticipated Views dispensed a fistful of hits, but in its sprawl and bagginess the whole fell flat as the career-topping statement that had been expected.

thrill of transgressin (Eazy), Tuesday, 23 August 2016 04:03 (seven years ago) link

i remember distinctly driving 1 hour to a musicland that was in another town to buy Use Your Illusion I & II on a midnight sale but in the car we were listening to nothing's shocking by jane's addiction cassette, the times were changin

Pull your head on out your hippy haze (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 23 August 2016 15:44 (seven years ago) link

the thing about new jerseys is often they're really bombastic and over the top, too. like in terms of sheer in-your-faceness. i'm thinking about 'bad medicine', 'let's get rocked', 'november rain', etc. and people get psyched about the size of that damn thing and what's missing out of all of those songs imo and a lot of similar kickoff singles from similar albums is the quality control.

that's probably been stated before in this thread.

nomar, Tuesday, 23 August 2016 17:53 (seven years ago) link

Peter Gabriel's Us, maybe? Event album, reached similar chart positions as beloved predecessor So, included two hit singles including "Steam" which seemed an obvious knockoff of "Sledgehammer". But when did you last hear anything from Us? Probably not since something from the first four albums which were all lesser hits, and certainly not since the last few times you heard "In Your Eyes" from So.

Lee626, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 07:04 (seven years ago) link

I still think Bad is more of a New Jersey than Dangerous. With hindsight it's a pretty major fall-off songwise, though it's still a good record, and every one of his albums from then on sold less than the one before it no matter what kind of bullshit sales figures CBS tried to hype to the global news media. True, Dangerous was a worldwide smash and a much better record than Bad - which, again, it didn't outsell. But I feel like by that point, two years before the first sex abuse allegations, the writing was already pretty firmly on the wall that he would never top Thriller.

Futuristic Bow Wow (thewufs), Wednesday, 24 August 2016 07:20 (seven years ago) link

I'd still be interested to hear from non-American ILXors about their own experiences of Jackson's ubiquity/career trajectory/public image though - from what I understand MJ's commercial decline set in a lot earlier Stateside than in most of the rest of the world.

Futuristic Bow Wow (thewufs), Wednesday, 24 August 2016 07:25 (seven years ago) link

yeah -- MJ was massive in mid '90s England.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 August 2016 10:34 (seven years ago) link

Yep, also on the European mainland, at least until '96/'97. Remember the Scream video getting massive airplay on MTV Europe, and that was after Dangerous if I'm correct (not a big MJ-fan).

Marty8501 (Marty Innerlogic), Wednesday, 24 August 2016 10:39 (seven years ago) link

yeah, I recall the Ghost video premiere being quite a thing (but I was v young and impressionable), my younger brother got it on vhs for christmas iirc

niels, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 11:43 (seven years ago) link

by Dangerous and the years after, over here the 'tabloid' MJ image had overtaken the musician in a way it didn't in the States. over there it semed the 'allegations' did the damage, over here it was more the pretending-to-be-Jesus onstage at the Brits and the fake-marriage and his nose falling off and all that rubbish. the tunes didn't help none mind, Bad had its moments and i loved it as a kid but i thought Dangerous sucked then and i still do. his NJ was definitely Dangerous i'd say not Bad.

piscesx, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 12:44 (seven years ago) link

Dangerous is easily his third best record. I loved 1995's "Stranger in Moscow." Even in 1997 he was still knocking out masterpieces of bat shit insanity like "Morphine."

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 August 2016 13:20 (seven years ago) link

"remember the time" def a top three mj song

dc, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 14:03 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, I've never liked Dangerous much (and I was a huge MJ fanboy since the early 80s !) but after reading the quite good 33 1/3 book lately, I've listened to it a lot for the first time since its release and reevaluated it : it's actually good (and even more if you consider it as a double album, which in many ways, it is). Far from OtW and Thriller obviously but at least comparable to Bad. I think for many (younger) people, Dangerous is clearly one of the classics.

AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 14:10 (seven years ago) link

"Who is it" is also up there with his best work.

AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 14:11 (seven years ago) link

I was about to say that whatever other sins you want to lay at its feet, Dangerous has "Who Is It" and "Remember the Time" on it and that forgives a lot in my book (nb, I do love most of the rest of the album)

Don't boo, vote (DJP), Wednesday, 24 August 2016 14:25 (seven years ago) link

the memories that these records all flood me with remind me just how easy it is to get an 11-year-old excited about something. I mean Dangerous, UYI I & II, New Jersey, these all loom huge in my childhood and yet true to the thread title I can't say I love any of them.

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Wednesday, 24 August 2016 14:27 (seven years ago) link

I had a lot of questions for my parents after the Leave Me Alone video.

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Wednesday, 24 August 2016 14:28 (seven years ago) link

Oh wait lol that was on Bad. durr

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Wednesday, 24 August 2016 14:29 (seven years ago) link

I've always dug "Who Is It," and have honestly come around on Dangerous a bit since this thread's heyday. It absolutely earned its second-place finish in the NJ poll, but there is a pretty decent quantity of good material there. If it were cut down to single-LP length (more by trimming the excesses of each over-long track than by cutting songs outright I think) it could have been a very tight slab of turn-of-the-90s dance-pop - but then it wouldn't be Dangerous, the soundtrack of a paranoid and overexposed star disappearing into the camouflage of glitz, tics, and production promised the cover. It's more memorable and special as a New Jersey than it would be as Bad II. *drops mic; it digitally morphs into a glass and breaks*

Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 24 August 2016 14:30 (seven years ago) link

You wouldn't even need to cut down the length of the songs or some entire songs or even re-organize the tracklist, I think.
I find that if you consider it as a double album with disc 1 ending after "Heal the World" and start disc 2 with "Black or White" (minus the terrible intro), it works pretty well.

AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 14:38 (seven years ago) link

Now looking at wiki I realize the history of Leave Me Alone is complicated and that's probably why I mentally placed it on Dangerous. Didn't come out as a single until 89 and video won a grammy in 1990.

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Wednesday, 24 August 2016 14:39 (seven years ago) link

I find that if you consider it as a double album with disc 1 ending after "Heal the World" and start disc 2 with "Black or White"

Indeed, this is exactly how the 1991 vinyl release was formatted.

Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 24 August 2016 14:46 (seven years ago) link

really ? it seems to me it was a bonus track on Bad from the start.

AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 14:46 (seven years ago) link

weirder still it wasn't even ON the vinyl and tape copies! is it the biggest ever 'extra track'? in fact is it the only ever *single* that was originally just an extra/bonus track used to flog CDs?

piscesx, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 14:47 (seven years ago) link

Would have to make a pretty big exception for "new songs on greatest hits albums," about which I'm certain there's a thread...

Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 24 August 2016 14:48 (seven years ago) link

Indeed, this is exactly how the 1991 vinyl release was formatted.

eheh, I didn't know that (since I only had the CD) !
that way, disc 1 is more "urban" and hard and disc 2 is more introspective and dark. I prefer disc 2, actually.

AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 14:50 (seven years ago) link

just looking at the 'Bad' wiki, i'd forgotten that Another Part Of Me was originally part of the Captain Eo soundtrack!

piscesx, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 14:54 (seven years ago) link

Ah okay, I had the cassette version and I don't remember hearing it before the big *event* premier of the video, so that makes sense. xp

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Wednesday, 24 August 2016 14:56 (seven years ago) link

Captain Eo !! totally forgot about that (I don't even think I have seen it...) !
What else is on the soundtrack (I guess I should check that myself...) ?

AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 14:58 (seven years ago) link

and "another part of me" is one of my favourite tracks on Bad.
actually, all these are classics for me :

The Way You Make Me Feel
Liberian Girl
Another Part of Me
Man in the Mirror
Smooth Criminal

I even like "Just Good Friends" ! because it's the only fun and light song on the album (something that almost totally disappeared from his music after Thriller, sadly...).

AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 15:03 (seven years ago) link

the only other Eo song was uh We Are Here To Change The World. no me either. Captain Eo was the first collaboration between George Lucas and Coppola since THX it says.

piscesx, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 15:24 (seven years ago) link

i think 'bad' has too many classics still in regular rotation for it to be a NJ.

nomar, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 17:47 (seven years ago) link

Pat Benatar is tricky. Tropico would seem like the obvious answer, with her biggest hit, We Belong. But in truth her NJ would have to be Live From Earth. It contained Love Is a Battlefield, which was her last big hard rock hit.

kornrulez6969, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 23:06 (seven years ago) link

I don't think anyone in 1983 thought Pat Benatar's hit making days were over. Far from it.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 August 2016 23:11 (seven years ago) link

That's what distinguishes NJs from the rest: the audience knows the artist is treading water.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 August 2016 23:11 (seven years ago) link

"Love is a Battlefield" was her first top five!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 August 2016 23:11 (seven years ago) link

Live from Earth was the beginning of the end of the Pat Benatar golden age. She had a couple big hits afterwards, but no blockbuster albums.

kornrulez6969, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 23:56 (seven years ago) link

I agree, but no one thought so in 1983.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 August 2016 23:58 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

incidentally, the main impact of this whole discussion for me is having "Bad Medicine" stuck in my head, also i am convinced that Bon Jovi's best hits are the ones where I can mis-hear some element of the chorus as being about Batman, as in "Your love is like Batman is in" and of course "Shot through the heart, and you're to blame / You can't run...from Bat-Man."

― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, August 7, 2012 3:01 PM (48 minutes ago)

I just got "Your love is like Al Sotosyn" stuck in my head.

how's life, Thursday, 6 October 2016 18:04 (seven years ago) link

and very good love it is too

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 October 2016 18:11 (seven years ago) link

lol

DOCTOR CAISNO, BYCREATIVELABBUS (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 6 October 2016 20:46 (seven years ago) link

"That's what distinguishes NJs from the rest: the audience knows the artist is treading water."

Views.

Starboy and 24K Magic are also looking potentially New Jersey-ish at this point.

DeskRobot, Monday, 10 October 2016 14:50 (seven years ago) link

Regarding "Views" does the audience (or anybody) think Drake's hit making days are over ?
I wouldn't be surprised at all if Drake had more big hits/albums in the coming years...

AlXTC from Paris, Monday, 10 October 2016 15:18 (seven years ago) link

a new jersey doesn't mean there's no more hits or big albums

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 10 October 2016 15:24 (seven years ago) link

aw yeah, sorry, I know there are so many rules about the New Jersey by now (and I don't have the time/patience to read them all) !
I guess it's been discussed at length already but could Views be a New Jersey if following it Drake has more big hits and big albums, business as usual ?
I mean, if there's no difference before and after the album in question, can it qualify as a New Jersey ?

AlXTC from Paris, Monday, 10 October 2016 15:32 (seven years ago) link

To be a New Jersey:
- follow-up to a huge, (possibly) defining record
- has less and/or smaller hits than prev album - or - hits based more on momentum than appeal
- brings with it the feeling that the NEXT record (if there is one) will see the bottom fall out (relatively speaking)

just quoting the original rules, there are too many messages afterwards !
so, as for Views:
1- not really, is it ?
2- Views has One Dance (his biggest hit, no ?) and Hotline Bling (his 2nd biggest hit ?)
3- that's the question !

AlXTC from Paris, Monday, 10 October 2016 15:37 (seven years ago) link

they tacked hotline bling on the album but it was a hit nearly a year prior to views!

imo it's more like putting "how soon is now?" on the u.s. edition of meat is murder

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 10 October 2016 16:03 (seven years ago) link

Here's one that popped into my head: Timbaland's Shock Value. It's success came mostly from the momentum built up by the previous year's Loose and Futuresex/LoveSounds, and he kind of went downhill after that, with the possible exception of the 20/20 Experience. Or are it's big singles (Give to Me, The Way I Are, and Apologize) too well remembered to count?

MarkoP, Monday, 10 October 2016 16:06 (seven years ago) link

did it even have a presence/identity as an 'album'? barely remember it coming out. not sure it merits "event" but maybe i just wasn't following things very closely in 2007/

DOCTOR CAISNO, BYCREATIVELABBUS (Doctor Casino), Monday, 10 October 2016 16:16 (seven years ago) link

Timbo was at a new commercial peak in 2006; I'm not sure anyone thought his next record would see the bottom fall out.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 10 October 2016 16:17 (seven years ago) link

IF YOU'RE READING THIS IT'S TOO LATE and WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE were both bigger artistic 'statements' than VIEWS—especially when you recall that VIEWS was supposed to come out before IYRTITL!

anyway i want drake to go away, he sucks and is bad

maura, Monday, 10 October 2016 16:30 (seven years ago) link

I connected Views to the "audience knows the artist is treading water" comment based on the reception I've seen to the album. General consensus, even from Drake fans, seems to be this isn't his best work and he's coasting, even if One Dance and Bling are his biggest hits, which, if we're being totally honest, aren't exactly anything new for him (although personally I enjoy both quite a bit).

I agree that it doesn't fully qualify (at least not until his next record), though it does have some New Jersey-ish qualities.

DeskRobot, Monday, 10 October 2016 16:34 (seven years ago) link

Shock Value is an interesting proposal. It definitely felt like an "event" at least to me / the music circles I was in at the time. Coming off of two of the biggest albums of the last year/decade, star-studded guest-list and all. Give it to Me definitely felt like an event anyway, yet I think the album as a whole is largely forgotten, as are its singles. I think Apologize is far more associated with OneRepublic than Tim, so I wouldn't really count it as "his" per se, even if he was responsible for exposing the song to a larger audience. At the very least it was a sort of bookend to Tim's imperial phase. And Shock Value II came and went without a trace, so I think it's a pretty strong case actually.

DeskRobot, Monday, 10 October 2016 16:43 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

so Starboy is definitely the Weeknd's New Jersey, yeah? Probably the best example since Artpop

flappy bird, Friday, 25 November 2016 18:47 (seven years ago) link

Wasn't Born This Way Gaga's New Jersey?

MarkoP, Friday, 25 November 2016 19:27 (seven years ago) link

Also, I think Adele's 25, might be better example of a recent New Jersey.

MarkoP, Friday, 25 November 2016 19:36 (seven years ago) link

isn't "Hello" her signature song now though? that song was everywhere last year

flappy bird, Friday, 25 November 2016 19:59 (seven years ago) link

I've somehow managed to avoid it after its initial run on the charts. And I haven't heard anything else from that album.

MarkoP, Friday, 25 November 2016 20:17 (seven years ago) link

How isn't "views" not a New Jersey?

Listen to my homeboy Fantano (D-40), Friday, 25 November 2016 20:23 (seven years ago) link

Um double negative typo. Delete "not"

Listen to my homeboy Fantano (D-40), Friday, 25 November 2016 20:23 (seven years ago) link

Wasn't Born This Way Gaga's New Jersey?

― MarkoP, Friday, November 25, 2016 1:27 PM (fifty-six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

And yes

Listen to my homeboy Fantano (D-40), Friday, 25 November 2016 20:24 (seven years ago) link

xp no way VIEWS is his New Jersey, it's got 'Hotline Bling' (bonus track, but still) and 'One Dance,' which topped Billboard for 15 weeks and is somehow the most played song on Spotify ever.

flappy bird, Friday, 25 November 2016 20:55 (seven years ago) link

are we so sure 25 signals a gradual career decline?

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 25 November 2016 20:55 (seven years ago) link

yeah, like - it can't be a New Jersey if you sell out Madison Square Garden six nights in a row.

flappy bird, Friday, 25 November 2016 20:56 (seven years ago) link

Aren't New Jerseys supposed to become apparent only after a certain amount of time has passed? I mean Bon Jovi was still hugely popular around the time of New Jersey. It's only in retrospect that people realize that this wasn't quite as good as previous efforts and its effects show up in the sales of the post-New Jersey album.

so too soon to tell for VIEWS and 25 I would say.

silverfish, Friday, 25 November 2016 21:25 (seven years ago) link

but can a New Jersey have the artist's signature song on it?

flappy bird, Friday, 25 November 2016 21:29 (seven years ago) link

what about a case where the new jersey in question signals a definite end but then the artist comes back a decade later with an even bigger album because of 9/11 or something

this is about enya's shepherd moons

qualx, Friday, 25 November 2016 22:00 (seven years ago) link

but can a New Jersey have the artist's signature song on it?

― flappy bird, Friday, 25 November 2016 21:29 (forty minutes ago) Permalink

Hotline bling was out the previous year and doesn't really match the rest of the album musically

Listen to my homeboy Fantano (D-40), Friday, 25 November 2016 22:11 (seven years ago) link

One Dance is his biggest hit though, right?

flappy bird, Friday, 25 November 2016 23:02 (seven years ago) link

uhh

maura, Friday, 25 November 2016 23:09 (seven years ago) link

One Dance is def Drakes signature song in that it is completely unmemorable

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Saturday, 26 November 2016 01:18 (seven years ago) link

Drake might be rap music's New Jersey

Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 26 November 2016 01:23 (seven years ago) link

I don't really think one dance is his signature song. It's like a point of comparison Chris molanphy made, the "how do you want it" to "hotline bling"'s "California love." The former charted way higher

Listen to my homeboy Fantano (D-40), Saturday, 26 November 2016 01:53 (seven years ago) link

hang fire, wasn't The Weeknd in an artistic decline since pretty much after the first mixtape? certainly since Trilogy, i mean Kiss Land was sniffily reviewed left right and centre http://www.metacritic.com/music/kiss-land/the-weeknd

piscesx, Saturday, 26 November 2016 01:58 (seven years ago) link

no I think Hotline Bling is his signature song, what I was asking was can a New Jersey have the artist's biggest hit on it (One Dance)?

flappy bird, Saturday, 26 November 2016 02:09 (seven years ago) link

yeah "Hotline Bling" is gonna be remembered in 10 years more than "One Dance," chart peaks be damned

mountain dooblebob (some dude), Saturday, 26 November 2016 02:21 (seven years ago) link

does this mean one dance is the new jersey of drake singles

qualx, Saturday, 26 November 2016 02:37 (seven years ago) link

...yes

flappy bird, Saturday, 26 November 2016 02:37 (seven years ago) link

can we new jersey anything?

qualx, Saturday, 26 November 2016 02:37 (seven years ago) link

am i in the new jersey of my life? oh god

qualx, Saturday, 26 November 2016 02:37 (seven years ago) link

It doesn't really matter if the album has big hits on it - it's a definitive feature of New Jerseys that they are successful! ''Signature song'' might be tougher (though it'd make another fun thread: artists whose biggest song is on an album no one cares about now), but ultimately comes down to a version of the ''well, we'd have to wait and see'' issue that concerns evaluating New Jersey status.

re: Gaga, it was in a conversation about the (then-forthcoming) ARTPOP that we got into New Jerseyism in the first place - but in reference to Born This Way, and the ''successful album that still somehow diminishes the artist'' phenomenon. Each time we circle back to her, it seems more and more clear that yes, it was a New Jersey. Bummer.

walk back to the halftime long, billy lynn, billy lynn (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 26 November 2016 04:53 (seven years ago) link

Drake "hold on we're going home" feels like a more timeless piece than hotline bling to me but agree with views being the new jersey moment.

No longer active (Moka), Saturday, 26 November 2016 10:54 (seven years ago) link

Another idea for a thread: artists who were expected to follow with a new jersey album but defied expectations e.g. Radiohead with Kid A instead of releasing OKC2.

No longer active (Moka), Saturday, 26 November 2016 10:56 (seven years ago) link

was Views an event album though? how many people care abt albums in 2016?

perhaps these days event singles are more likely to signal a career decline

niels, Saturday, 26 November 2016 11:35 (seven years ago) link

http://www.billboard.com/articles/business/7565791/drakes-views-has-over-3-billion-spotify-streams

http://www.forbes.com/sites/hughmcintyre/2016/10/28/six-months-in-the-only-person-who-can-stop-views-is-drake-himself/#78be50d57436

Tomorrow marks six months since Drake’s Views was unleashed onto the world, and in just a relatively short period of time, the hip-hop magnate’s album has proven to be a consistent seller, streamer, and truly one for the history books.. When it first hit streaming platforms, it racked up almost a quarter of a billion plays in just one week (despite the fact that it was only available on Apple Music), and that helped the new title begin with a million-plus opening frame, a truly rare feat saved for the biggest the industry has ever known.

piscesx, Saturday, 26 November 2016 11:41 (seven years ago) link

i dunno, "As of August 2016, it has sold 1.4 million copies in the United States" which is not too impressive

Hotline Bling and One Dance account for 50% of the album's streams while the least streamed track on the album has 23.5 million listens so I'm not entirely convinced it's a hit album as much as hit singles...

niels, Saturday, 26 November 2016 12:19 (seven years ago) link

Jill Stein crowdfunding for a recount after suspected Russian hacks.

attention vampire (MatthewK), Saturday, 26 November 2016 12:19 (seven years ago) link

I don't think it makes to much sense to think of streaming as purchases - most users are streaming for free, it's more like radio airplay with users as DJs (and treating streams as radio airplay is probably why Views performs well on the Billboard chart but not equivalent to sales performance)

I imagine these "records" nicely follow the general development in streaming growth https://www.statista.com/statistics/367739/spotify-global-mau/

niels, Saturday, 26 November 2016 12:29 (seven years ago) link

For such a supposedly popular artist, it's amazing that I've never heard a single note of this Drake fellow's music in my life. Is he any good? Music is so weird and fragmented now.

Mr. Snrub, Saturday, 26 November 2016 14:48 (seven years ago) link

oh come ON there's no way man

walk back to the halftime long, billy lynn, billy lynn (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 26 November 2016 14:53 (seven years ago) link

I don't even OWN a Drake

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Saturday, 26 November 2016 22:34 (seven years ago) link

Is he any good?

No

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Sunday, 27 November 2016 00:17 (seven years ago) link

*adds third thing to mrsnrub.txt*

qualx, Sunday, 27 November 2016 00:24 (seven years ago) link

hotline bling bangs

flappy bird, Sunday, 27 November 2016 02:27 (seven years ago) link

the only thing that might make views *not* a new jersey is that i don't think it's actually much different from his earlier albums quality-wise lol

Listen to my homeboy Fantano (D-40), Sunday, 27 November 2016 19:57 (seven years ago) link

two months pass...

Not a perfect fit but I suddenly thought ofSoul Asylum's Let Your Dim Light Shine just now, and it feels like a suitable contender

if you share please do so with copy and paste (Drugs A. Money), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 19:11 (seven years ago) link

the 90s was pretty populated by poorly selling follow-up albums by alt-rock bands who had sizable success with their last album but shed most of their old fans

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 19:22 (seven years ago) link

i.e. Dear You by Jawbreaker

flappy bird, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 19:22 (seven years ago) link

Everclear's Scenes From An American Dream?

frogbs, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 19:24 (seven years ago) link

That did not seem like an event at the time, in my memory. A big (badly-calculated) release but nobody gave a shit.

Was actually just talking about NJ-dom in movies last night; my friends voted for Eraser for Arnold (over True Lies, which imo is a bigger event and more hollow in hindsight) just cause after the fact it doesn't even have the look/feel of a titanic blockbuster starring the biggest action hero on earth. And certainly everything after that point seems VERY diminished versus his heyday. But they also concurred with our earlier discussion of how his timeline is kind of confused by Last Action Hero, etc.

stein beck ii: the wrath of grapes (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 21:25 (seven years ago) link

p4k claims Adele's 25 is a New Jersey:

And in 2017, a strong year for albums—the entire Urban Contemporary category alone would make a fine Album of the Year slate—the voters couldn't find anything more compelling for the main event than Justin Bieber, post-peak Drake, Sturgill Simpson, and a particularly cursory Adele. While 21 defined the zeitgeist and carried the industry in sales for two years, 25 sold well and didn't linger. 25 is the “Set Fire to the Rain” to 21's “Rolling in the Deep."

flappy bird, Monday, 13 February 2017 18:20 (seven years ago) link

25 is the third single from 21, 21 being the lead single from 21

niels, Tuesday, 14 February 2017 22:11 (seven years ago) link

A third single that is/was still pretty massive.

I think the most recent NJ could be Prism: "Roar" seems to be the only single whose shelf-life has lasted beyond it's initial chart run.

to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 14 February 2017 23:09 (seven years ago) link

in fuckin' 2015 colleagues claimed 25 was already a NJ. And the album's already at least matched its predecessor's sales.

No one has a clue how well Adele will do in three years.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 February 2017 23:19 (seven years ago) link

well, she is a singer, singer

niels, Thursday, 16 February 2017 13:20 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Sia fits the bill here I think. "1000 Forms of Fear" was a huge album commercially and did fairly well critically, but it's definitely the moment the train went off the tracks. It's a shame because the album that came before "We Are Born" is probably her best.

Carlotta's Portrait (Ross), Tuesday, 14 March 2017 18:53 (seven years ago) link

sia is still minting number ones so idk

maura, Tuesday, 14 March 2017 18:58 (seven years ago) link

Ehhhh, idk, pretty hard to argue that there's a "career decline" when the album put forth as a New Jersey is basically her breakthrough, she's only had one album after, and that more recent album has sold as many or more copies than the breakthrough, AND netted her her first #1 on a bunch of charts.

tales of a scorched-earth nothing (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 14 March 2017 19:02 (seven years ago) link

xpost

tales of a scorched-earth nothing (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 14 March 2017 19:02 (seven years ago) link

Yeah I think I'm off the mark here - it's an artistic decline in terms of quality but Sia is still hugely successful.

Carlotta's Portrait (Ross), Tuesday, 14 March 2017 19:11 (seven years ago) link

"Peter Gabriel's Us, maybe? "

I scrolled thruogh the thread to see if this was there. Seems to definitely qualify. This was essentially his last album of his (well, he only really release one new album since then), there was a massive, multi year tour after it, at least 4 singles...and none of them had staying power. Note that I rate the album pretty highly and really love it, and loved the three shows I saw in support of it, but it seems like a weird abberation now for sure.

akm, Wednesday, 15 March 2017 04:48 (seven years ago) link

last album of HITS i mean

akm, Wednesday, 15 March 2017 04:48 (seven years ago) link

Us may be an outlier but it doesn't feel hollow

niels, Wednesday, 15 March 2017 06:50 (seven years ago) link

hard to argue for gabriel when he's only released one proper studio album of new material since, ten years after "us", and that album doesn't even seem to have aimed for serious chart success. it's like arguing "the sensual world" as kate bush's "new jersey".

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Wednesday, 15 March 2017 07:15 (seven years ago) link

25's sales don't disqualify it from being a new jersey, from the OP: it's still super popular and even more popular than the albums that preceded it but there's some sense that the gig is up.

a self-reinforcing downward spiral of male-centric indie (katherine), Wednesday, 15 March 2017 17:24 (seven years ago) link

http://pitchfork.com/news/72471-drakes-more-life-goes-no-1-sets-streaming-record/?mbid=homepage-more-latest-and-video

that settles the question regarding "Views" as a "New Jersey"... no decline yet for Drizzy !
(that said, even before "More Life", I disagreed with the idea of "Views" being a "New Jersey")

AlXTC from Paris, Monday, 27 March 2017 12:01 (seven years ago) link

Yeah people get carried away when it comes to drake, lol. Pure wishful thinking. He's not going anywhere.

human and working on getting beer (longneck), Monday, 27 March 2017 12:12 (seven years ago) link

i was loudly naysaying the Drake idea upthread, he's the biggest artist in the world, has been for 2 years. makes no sense to suggest otherwise!

piscesx, Monday, 27 March 2017 13:44 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

(quickly ctrl-f's) no one's mentioned Christina Aguilera's _Back to Basics_

sick, fucking funny, and well tasty (katherine), Tuesday, 9 May 2017 08:11 (seven years ago) link

Wasn't that more like a peak for her?

Evan R, Tuesday, 9 May 2017 14:16 (seven years ago) link

Let's see, Stripped sold 13 million copies, Back to Basics sold 5 million (though it was a double album, so more like 2.5 million?)

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Tuesday, 9 May 2017 14:21 (seven years ago) link

and the next album sold 330,000

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Tuesday, 9 May 2017 14:23 (seven years ago) link

I'm probably remembering through my own lens, but Back to Basics felt like the reinvention album that bought her career extra time, at a time when pop radio was rapidly moving away from the teen stars of her generation. It felt really fresh and lively and still kinda does to me. That persona fit her very well. She'd also kind of boxed herself in with the whole Xtina personality, as lucrative as that was for a time, so this album seemed like a successful correction to that

Evan R, Tuesday, 9 May 2017 14:27 (seven years ago) link

Not buying Back to Basics as an "event" even if it did sell 5 million worldwide. US sales were 1.7 mil, which doesn't even put it in the top ten sellers of the year, and way way off of her earlier sales even if you account for state of the CD market by 2006. Only the first single made the top ten, the next couple slumped and the last two didn't chart. Throw in the gimmicks of her taking on a new persona and the prewar sonics and it starts to look more like a Chris Gaines. If anything Stripped would be the New Jersey here in terms of her career arc, but I'm not sure whether Xtina fans view it as hollow in any sense.

✓ (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 9 May 2017 14:37 (seven years ago) link

Pretty sure that if this thread has proven anything, it's that not every huge artist has a New Jersey. Also, New Jersey is awesome.

My Body's Made of Crushed Little Evening Stars (Sund4r), Tuesday, 9 May 2017 14:40 (seven years ago) link

I feel like Christina Aguilera's decline came more from being unable to keep up with changing pop landscape that occurred between the two albums, where artists that were huge in 2006 were no longer to be found in 2010. Like she teased a shift to a more electronic based sound with "Keeps Gettin Better" from her Greatest Hits album in the fall of 2008, but by the time she was ready to release her 2010 album the world had already embraced Lady Gaga and the like, and thus seemed to be lagging behind everyone else.

MarkoP, Tuesday, 9 May 2017 14:45 (seven years ago) link

It seems weird, when you have a case study like Aguilara, why acts are still taking 3 or 4 years between albums

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Tuesday, 9 May 2017 14:53 (seven years ago) link

God now I'm remembering Bionic... that album was an atrocity

Back to Basics was released before Back to Black somehow, and seemed on the pulse of something new. (Has anybody ever explored the connection between these two albums? Kinda weird that two similarly-mused blockbusters with similar titles came out within months of each other).

Bionic was her post Gaga/Kesha album, and seemed to arrive shrouded in defeat. Better to do your own thing than to play catch up, I guess.

Evan R, Tuesday, 9 May 2017 14:53 (seven years ago) link

Had she capitalized on the momentum of Keeps Gettin' Better, which was was a top ten hit and released just before Gaga got super big, things might have turned out differently.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkPxgUshpec

I feel like this song is mostly forgotten.

MarkoP, Tuesday, 9 May 2017 15:00 (seven years ago) link

I think the problem with post-2008 Aguilera was less market positioning or timing or w/e and simply the fact that all of her songs sucked

Evan R, Tuesday, 9 May 2017 15:02 (seven years ago) link

That's probably true as well.

I've also found it interesting it wasn't until 2012 that she finally did a song that was co-written by Max Martin.

MarkoP, Tuesday, 9 May 2017 15:04 (seven years ago) link

To some extent I think she just had the right thing, wrong time, though maybe sounded a couple of just slightly sour notes with the general public. Like I feel like with both "Dirrrty" and later "Not Myself Tonight" she was rocking different kinds of uncompromising sexuality that were kinda not what the world wanted or was ready to get on board with, one too hot and the other too cold. But both really confident and strong and interesting - realer, but more icy and intimidating than, say, Gaga or Rihanna tapping into the same S&M tropes as the "Not Myself Tonight" videos. Those two made the material seem more fun and more safe (or at least just part of palette of funky quirky artsiness). Put another way, Xtina reads to me as proudly performing her own fantasies and fuck you if you it doesn't get you off, where obviously she would have sold better if she'd spun it more into cheesecake for the young straight male audience. (Even "Candyman" actually feels more like being in drag as a cheesecake pinup than any attempt to become a present-day object of late-night longing.) I mean:

https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/enhanced/web05/2012/8/21/17/enhanced-buzz-20820-1345584924-10.jpg

^^^ this is totally awesome to me but also totally not "commercial." Stronger songs might have certainly helped - even as I'm writing this, I admire the moves more than I want to listen to those tracks - but I think at this point Aguilera was sort of a star without an audience really interested in what she was doing. Probably, she was also saddled with the long-term narrative (three albums on!) of "woah, watch out! The teen idol is shedding her old image and getting S-E-X-Y!" which obscured what was specifically going on with the music, the lyrics or the videos. So if you weren't on board with any of the above, it was easy to write it off as "declining star trying to shock people and get attention with sex" which ties into lots of gendered stuff that I probably don't even need to parse out re: which people get defined as skanky, desperate, etc. etc.

I was going to also say that she seemed to be actually aping Gaga, specifically the "Alejandro" video, but I looked it up and the "Not Myself Tonight" clip actually dropped a couple months earlier! Huh.

✓ (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 9 May 2017 16:00 (seven years ago) link

there was basically no momentum to speak of with "keeps gettin' better" -- it was technically a top ten 'hit' on the strength of first-week download sales (i.e. her diehard fans), but it tumbled off the charts shortly after. i barely heard it on the radio at the time and naturally have never heard it since then. it is indeed mostly forgotten.

bionic really was a disaster. it had been talked up so much as being somewhat boundary-pushing for a mainstream pop album, and then it just... wasn't. and the songs really weren't there save for a couple that were perplexingly made bonus tracks. lotus was very nearly irredeemable.

dyl, Tuesday, 9 May 2017 16:39 (seven years ago) link

It seems weird, when you have a case study like Aguilara, why acts are still taking 3 or 4 years between albums

― duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Tuesday, May 9, 2017 10:53 AM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so many reasons for this with pop stars - legal limbo, getting producers, getting songs, planning the album campaign - like she can't just pop into the studio and cut a record in two weeks

flappy bird, Tuesday, 9 May 2017 17:18 (seven years ago) link

but more than anything it's label politics and bullshit - reminds me of Sky Ferreira's label taking the budget for her followup record and giving it to Halsey.

flappy bird, Tuesday, 9 May 2017 17:19 (seven years ago) link

capitol must be a mess right now. their flagship pop artist katy perry is currently in the midst of the steepest commercial decline recent years have seen and their next big hope halsey is just starting to scrape the top 40 with a "needed me" ripoff. like how out of touch are they

dyl, Tuesday, 9 May 2017 18:02 (seven years ago) link

i find myself wishing stars like Christina would just say "fuck it" and ditch the whole circus and go make a terrific record on the cheap somewhere. what are some examples - if any exist - of a star that big doing something like that?

or is it basically impossible because many at that level *need* the "getting producers, getting songs" part of the process to actually create something, and that part of the process costs lots of money?

like, i have no idea if you all are gonna say "nobody's done that" OR "here are 20 good examples"

alpine static, Tuesday, 9 May 2017 19:46 (seven years ago) link

definitely depends how many instruments they can play / if they can be their own producer. like i imagine Lady Gaga could make a solo piano record in a week if she wanted or needed to. amy winehouse could've. britney spears definitely couldn't

flappy bird, Tuesday, 9 May 2017 19:51 (seven years ago) link

I would assume most major artists' contracts preclude them from ditching the whole circus and making a terrific record on the cheap somewhere

sick, fucking funny, and well tasty (katherine), Tuesday, 9 May 2017 20:21 (seven years ago) link

idk that Miley record with the Flaming Lips?

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Tuesday, 9 May 2017 20:23 (seven years ago) link

charli xcx's number 1 angel, maybe

sick, fucking funny, and well tasty (katherine), Tuesday, 9 May 2017 20:26 (seven years ago) link

(if you buy that it was recorded behind the label's back, which I kinda don't)

sick, fucking funny, and well tasty (katherine), Tuesday, 9 May 2017 20:26 (seven years ago) link

going back there's Nebraska

Nashville seems to let its stars do low-key vanity albums every once in awhile-- your bluegrass, gospel, Americana-like, instrumental guitar records etc

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Tuesday, 9 May 2017 20:27 (seven years ago) link

Pink kinda did that on her third album - she got together with Tim Armstrong from Rancid and wrote 10 songs in a week, then padded the album out with a couple of Linda Perry leftovers and a song with Peaches. Everyone hates it, but it's my favorite of her albums.

Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, Jr, and Violent J (誤訳侮辱), Tuesday, 9 May 2017 20:30 (seven years ago) link

I would assume most major artists' contracts preclude them from ditching the whole circus and making a terrific record on the cheap somewhere

― sick, fucking funny, and well tasty (katherine), Tuesday, May 9, 2017 4:21 PM (nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well yeah, but what are those contracts like? 3-4 record deal? by the time an artist reaches this theoretical point, they would've presumably already run out their contract.

flappy bird, Tuesday, 9 May 2017 20:32 (seven years ago) link

360 deals, surely

sick, fucking funny, and well tasty (katherine), Tuesday, 9 May 2017 20:35 (seven years ago) link

xxxp alpine static it may not have been done on the cheap but ANTI is the all-time 'Fuck it' album by a pop star ever.

piscesx, Tuesday, 9 May 2017 20:38 (seven years ago) link

in what universe does an album that hones in on the most successful part of its all-over-the-place predecessor ("Pour It Up"), has well-curated features including fucking Drake, and generally hews to sonic trends qualify as a "fuck it" album

sick, fucking funny, and well tasty (katherine), Tuesday, 9 May 2017 20:40 (seven years ago) link

like I know that's the marketing but come on

sick, fucking funny, and well tasty (katherine), Tuesday, 9 May 2017 20:40 (seven years ago) link

when did 360 deals become the norm?

flappy bird, Tuesday, 9 May 2017 20:52 (seven years ago) link

that's a great point, i didn't think about that - those deals are insane. touring? merch????

flappy bird, Tuesday, 9 May 2017 20:53 (seven years ago) link

are they 10 year contracts or something

flappy bird, Tuesday, 9 May 2017 20:53 (seven years ago) link

^^ When Ticketmaster became LiveNation.

to pimp a barfly (Eazy), Tuesday, 9 May 2017 21:07 (seven years ago) link

I would assume most major artists' contracts preclude them from ditching the whole circus and making a terrific record on the cheap somewhere

― sick, fucking funny, and well tasty (katherine), Tuesday, May 9, 2017 1:21 PM (two hours ago)

indeed, i would assume this, too; as flappy bird said, i meant "when they end a contract / have an opportunity legally" but didn't say it!

fun responses ... i probably should've started a thread

alpine static, Tuesday, 9 May 2017 22:56 (seven years ago) link

I was going to also say that she seemed to be actually aping Gaga, specifically the "Alejandro" video, but I looked it up and the "Not Myself Tonight" clip actually dropped a couple months earlier! Huh.

It was pretty obvious (and intentional I'm sure) that she was aping the "Express Yourself", "Human Nature", "Like A Prayer", and "Freedom 90" videos, but with a 10th of the budget.

Gaga was aping "Express Yourself" and "Vogue" for "Alejandro", hence the similarities.

LeRooLeRoo, Wednesday, 10 May 2017 00:15 (seven years ago) link

360 deals became the norm when album sales fell off a cliff. paramore was one of the first bands to be famous for signing one; u2 and madonna were trumpeted to have signed them with live nation although they didn't fully close because LN was lacking in label infrastructure.

i love this song from LOTUS. it's very similar in feel to charli xcx's semi contemporaneous "superlove"

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TeHR0IrTDcI

there's a dearth of female pop personalities on the radio right now and the struggles gaga and KP have been having are a symptom of that. rihanna is the exception that proves the rule

maura, Wednesday, 10 May 2017 01:53 (seven years ago) link

but this week the only woman in the top 10 is selena gomez, who's on a kygo song. the other women on radio right now all have bland names (mostly mononymic) and sound like they're on the verge of sneezing fits - daya, etc. even halsey was sanded down into the chainsmokers dink's mirror image for her big chart topper. the better to fit into a chainsmokers or louis the child track i guess but it sure makes everything sound boring.

maura, Wednesday, 10 May 2017 01:56 (seven years ago) link

the other women on radio right now all have bland names (mostly mononymic) and sound like they're on the verge of sneezing fits

lolol love U

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 10 May 2017 02:01 (seven years ago) link

i find myself wishing stars like Christina would just say "fuck it" and ditch the whole circus and go make a terrific record on the cheap somewhere. what are some examples - if any exist - of a star that big doing something like that?

I guess Kid A and to a much lesser extent Yankee Hotel Foxtrot are the paradigms of that.

attention vampire (MatthewK), Wednesday, 10 May 2017 02:35 (seven years ago) link

What is Radiohead's "What a Girl Wants"

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 10 May 2017 02:37 (seven years ago) link

yea this only applies to popstars mired in bad contracts and label politics

flappy bird, Wednesday, 10 May 2017 02:52 (seven years ago) link

oh man i hope this thread can become the seedbed for ANOTHER topic where people endlessly propose acts and situations that don't even remotely fit the premise

✓ (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 10 May 2017 03:21 (seven years ago) link

(<3 you all but really)

✓ (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 10 May 2017 03:23 (seven years ago) link

nelly furtado sort of put out a record like that this year

ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Wednesday, 10 May 2017 03:42 (seven years ago) link

i find myself wishing stars like Christina would just say "fuck it" and ditch the whole circus and go make a terrific record on the cheap somewhere. what are some examples - if any exist - of a star that big doing something like that?

how important is the cheap part? feel like Frank Ocean did something like this but Blonde cost a couple million iirc

niels, Wednesday, 10 May 2017 06:13 (seven years ago) link

yes, how dare people stray from the laser-focused premise of "super popular and even more popular than the albums that preceded it but there's some sense that the gig is up"

sick, fucking funny, and well tasty (katherine), Wednesday, 10 May 2017 06:52 (seven years ago) link

ok lol but tbf there was a lot of hashing out of nuance from there, and the thread does describe something specific enough that it got really silly when people started trying to submit things like the eighth Boredoms album or whatever. like there's probably a thread where it would be very fun to talk about niche acts and their respective arcs, but submitting them here was like saying "i haven't read anything in the thread and only half the words in the title but how about this one folks?"

✓ (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 10 May 2017 11:27 (seven years ago) link

Feel like with all the clowning on Drake nowadays it's increasingly clear Views was a New Jersey

I got da Midas touch as you fucking were LG x (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 10 May 2017 13:27 (seven years ago) link

Somehow skipped this thread for four years... just spent like 3 hours reading the whole thing.

Laughed at this

all rap new jerseys are actually called new jeruz

Some rap New Jeruz that haven't been mentioned I don't think:

Master P - MA da Last Don
actually his highest selling album (4 mill) but clearly the end of the line for him. and no memorable songs.

Wyclef - The Ecleftic: 2 Sides II a Book
sold quite a bit based off the success of the carnival, had that one song w the rock. 911 still a jam tho.

LL Cool J - 14 Shots to the Dome & GOAT think he had two .

Luda - Release Therapy

DMX - The Great Depression

Ice Cube - War n Peace

Spottie, Saturday, 13 May 2017 08:26 (six years ago) link

four weeks pass...

Witness.

piscesx, Saturday, 10 June 2017 13:51 (six years ago) link

Nelly - Sweat/Suit

flappy bird, Saturday, 10 June 2017 16:19 (six years ago) link

people keep forgetting this part: where it's still super popular and even more popular than the albums that preceded it but there's some sense that the gig is up.

i.e. witness would not be a New Jersey, but Prism might

sick, fucking funny, and well tasty (katherine), Saturday, 10 June 2017 21:13 (six years ago) link

Yeah I thought we had already decided that Prism was a NJ

President Keyes, Sunday, 11 June 2017 00:34 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

surely Bee Gees 'Spirits Having Flown' is one of these? it featured 3 US number 1s, shifted 16 million copies. the follow up Living Eyes sold 750,000.

piscesx, Sunday, 2 July 2017 19:32 (six years ago) link

Got discussed way back in the early days of the thread iirc! I agree with you.

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 2 July 2017 20:02 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

is boyz ii men's (inappropriately-titled) evolution one of these? opened at number one, spawned a number-one lead single and follow-up top ten hit, but also marked the beginning of their shockingly precipitous decline

dyl, Wednesday, 9 August 2017 19:41 (six years ago) link

I'd say so.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 August 2017 19:50 (six years ago) link

thought for sure this bump was gonna be about Arcade Fire

frogbs, Wednesday, 9 August 2017 20:05 (six years ago) link

^^

niels, Wednesday, 9 August 2017 20:09 (six years ago) link

I think the last one was

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 9 August 2017 20:12 (six years ago) link

yup

niels, Wednesday, 9 August 2017 20:13 (six years ago) link

Ice Cube - War n Peace

was this really a "huge event" album that spawned hits? I don't remember hearing a single song from it.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 9 August 2017 20:14 (six years ago) link

Yeah he'd been gone for awhile at that point and there wasn't a lot of excitement about his comeback. I'd say Lethal Injection was the start of the decline.

President Keyes, Wednesday, 9 August 2017 20:20 (six years ago) link

Not familiar with "Pushin' Weight", but I am familiar with "You Can Do It" from War & Peace Vol 2.

MarkoP, Wednesday, 9 August 2017 20:22 (six years ago) link

you can do it was pretty big but yeah maybe yall are right

Spottie, Wednesday, 9 August 2017 20:26 (six years ago) link

I'm also discovering that You Can Do It became a hit in the UK in 2004, of all times, which seems a little weird.

MarkoP, Wednesday, 9 August 2017 20:29 (six years ago) link

probably a video game or something?

Spottie, Wednesday, 9 August 2017 20:31 (six years ago) link

Britishers ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 9 August 2017 20:35 (six years ago) link

Would El Perro Del Mar "Love is Not Pop" qualify? It seems to be her last successful album over all. The next one "Pale Fire" did have a minor hit in "Walk On By" but the latest didn't even register at all.

I love them all though.

Week of Wonders (Ross), Wednesday, 9 August 2017 20:45 (six years ago) link

Mr. Short Khop 4 eva

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 9 August 2017 20:52 (six years ago) link

got credit his hussle a little bit

Mr. Short Khop, (pronounced "short chop") or simply Short Khop (born Lionel Hunt) is an American rapper. He encountered Ice Cube in front of a 7 Eleven convenience store in South Central, California. Ice Cube eventually struck a deal with the newcomer, and soon Short Khop made guest appearances in Ice Cube's 1998 War & Peace - Volume 1 (The War Disc)

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 9 August 2017 21:47 (six years ago) link

two months pass...

Willenium

niels, Wednesday, 18 October 2017 17:51 (six years ago) link

haha, this is kinda prophetic:

After winning the award twice in a row in 1998 and 1999, Smith was nominated again for the Grammy Award for Best Rap Solo Performance at the 2000 ceremony for "Wild Wild West", but lost out to Eminem's debut single "My Name Is".

niels, Wednesday, 18 October 2017 17:54 (six years ago) link

whoa, surprised that Willenium hasn't been mentioned yet, I think we've finally found another bonafide New Jersey.

flappy bird, Wednesday, 18 October 2017 17:55 (six years ago) link

Prism too. Remember the truck?

maura, Wednesday, 18 October 2017 17:56 (six years ago) link

If it's so surprising, why in the hell didn't you mention it, then?

(xpost)

more Allegro-like (Turrican), Wednesday, 18 October 2017 17:57 (six years ago) link

Well, exactly. You forget about New Jerseys. I figured the sleuths in this thread would've found it already. A defining feature of a New Jersey is an "Ohhh yeah!" reaction.

flappy bird, Wednesday, 18 October 2017 18:02 (six years ago) link

more like "oh...yeah"

President Keyes, Wednesday, 18 October 2017 18:13 (six years ago) link

dammmmn willennium is on point. crowning glory: the biggest song on it was a soundtrack hit six months before the album came out, and it acquires a lengthy spoken-word intro in which Will tries to convince toddler Jaden that it really should be left off the album, citing several other ostensible bangers that could replace it.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 18 October 2017 23:48 (six years ago) link

Not sure if this album would be considered a big enough event to be a New Jersey, but it seemed like one to my teenage mind:
The Offspring - Conspiracy of One

MarkoP, Thursday, 19 October 2017 02:52 (six years ago) link

^ Yeah, it had 'Want You Bad' and... *thinks hard* something about a prankster on it. But it marked the last of their big commercial successes.

Gholdfish Killah (Turrican), Thursday, 19 October 2017 06:02 (six years ago) link

*rouses from sleep*

The reason Willenium wasn't mentioned is that it was a relative flop compared to the previous album. Big Willie Style sold 9 million copies in the US, had a #1 and two top 20 singles beyond the preceding movie tie-in. Willenium sold 2 million, and had no top 20 singles after the preceding movie tie-in. It was a clear misfire long before the release of the follow-up.

*goes back to sleep*

da croupier, Thursday, 19 October 2017 07:37 (six years ago) link

surely a defining feature of a NJ is that after initial recognition its NJ status is ultimately disputed and rejected

niels, Thursday, 19 October 2017 08:20 (six years ago) link

hmmmm so it's more of a Fairweather Johnson? looking at the actual performance of the actual album singles I buy that... pretty dismal.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 19 October 2017 11:05 (six years ago) link

To qualify as a New Jersey, the album has to sell as much or even more than its predecessors yet everyone knows the gig is up.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 19 October 2017 11:55 (six years ago) link

a bomb is not a New Jersey.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 19 October 2017 11:55 (six years ago) link

da croupier & alfred otm

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 19 October 2017 12:25 (six years ago) link

willennium was not a bomb imho (4x platinum!) - but agreed that it is way way too diminished as a followup to count as a NJ.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 19 October 2017 12:29 (six years ago) link

I think you guys are being way too rigid. 4 million is not a bomb and New Jersey itself has sold 10 million less than SWW

President Keyes, Thursday, 19 October 2017 13:28 (six years ago) link

Number 1:

Willennium was NOT an event album remotely on par w/New Jersey

The album was the follow-up to the band's third album, Slippery When Wet, and reached No. 1 on the Billboard 200 chart in its second week of release after making its debut at No. 8. It remained at No. 1 for four consecutive weeks.[3] It produced five Billboard Hot 100 top ten hits, the most top ten hits to date for any hard rock/glam metal album, including "Bad Medicine" and "I'll Be There for You", which both reached No. 1. The album was certified 7x Platinum by the Recording Industry Association of America. The album also debuted at No. 1 in the UK and was the band's first UK No. 1 album.

Number 2:
Will Smith was not even capable of HAVING A NEW JERSEY in 1999. He's coming off Bad Boys, Indepedence Day, Men in Black and Enemy of the State, already a bankable Hollywood blockbuster action star and heading into his bid for critical acclaim Bagger Vance/Ali stage....

by this point he's not even primarily thought of as a music star, the fate of Willenium good or bad isn't where his career is going anyway

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 19 October 2017 14:58 (six years ago) link

I'm pretty sure we discussed a long time ago that despite the thread title no album is ever going to match exactly the data points of the album "New Jersey" by the band Bon Jovi, and we can look for similarities in other blockbuster follow-up albums.

President Keyes, Thursday, 19 October 2017 15:09 (six years ago) link

p.s. some of those movies you mention came out before Big Willie Style

President Keyes, Thursday, 19 October 2017 15:11 (six years ago) link

we did discuss that and this is still not a New Jersey

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 19 October 2017 15:32 (six years ago) link

*stomps angrily out of bedroom*

How the fuck did the sales magically turn from 2 million in the US to 4 million for willenium in the last 8 hours? Wikipedia has it at double platinum. Riaa.com has it double platinum.

Slippery When Wet and New Jersey both sold over 5 million copies before the release of the next album. New Jersey had MORE top ten hits than Slippery When Wet. "New Jersey" status doesn't just go to the last album by an artist you can remember.

I swear to fucking god, it blows my mind there are records nerds who want to play this game but a) don't want to look beyond personal anecdotal experience and b) can't fucking count to ten.

*storms out of room, slamming door*

da croupier, Thursday, 19 October 2017 17:03 (six years ago) link

*opens door a crack*

Sorry UMS, didn't see you'd already reaffirmed how notable New Jersey's stats are

*closes it quietly*

da croupier, Thursday, 19 October 2017 17:08 (six years ago) link

I might argue that Big Willie Style was the New Jersey to Will Smith's Fresh Prince career if I was feeling ornery

Marcus Hiles Remains Steadfast About Planting Trees.jpg (DJP), Thursday, 19 October 2017 17:11 (six years ago) link

*talks politely from other side of door*

The problem there is the previous Fresh Prince album was Code Red. "Boom boom shake the room" has not endured in culture better than "Miami," let alone "gettin jiggy with it"

da croupier, Thursday, 19 October 2017 17:14 (six years ago) link

I swear to fucking god, it blows my mind there are records nerds who want to play this game but a) don't want to look beyond personal anecdotal experience and b) can't fucking count to ten.

I couldn't find the Wikipedia "Feels a bit hollow" rating for this album, please assist

President Keyes, Thursday, 19 October 2017 17:15 (six years ago) link

Ok, you said "career" but the early millenials still love those BWS singles is the point.

da croupier, Thursday, 19 October 2017 17:15 (six years ago) link

PK I know you miss me but you don't have to miss my point

da croupier, Thursday, 19 October 2017 17:18 (six years ago) link

"Boom boom shake the room" has not endured in culture better than "Miami," let alone "gettin jiggy with it"

I'd say it has endured in culture as well as either of those tracks.

Gholdfish Killah (Turrican), Thursday, 19 October 2017 17:19 (six years ago) link

Wikipedia has it at double platinum. Riaa.com has it double platinum.

sales to suppressive persons weren't calculated iirc

President Keyes, Thursday, 19 October 2017 17:21 (six years ago) link

How the fuck did the sales magically turn from 2 million in the US to 4 million for willenium in the last 8 hours? Wikipedia has it at double platinum. Riaa.com has it double platinum.

clearly we all bought a couple hundred thousand copies of willennium just to troll you

sick, fucking funny, and well tasty (katherine), Thursday, 19 October 2017 17:32 (six years ago) link

when we troll into the wild wild west

sick, fucking funny, and well tasty (katherine), Thursday, 19 October 2017 17:34 (six years ago) link

Lol, i just can't believe my luck at having this be atop the page when I couldn't sleep and decided to check ilx for the first time in months last night.

In the future, I'll just appear if I think the claim has merit. otherwise people can assume I didn't see it or my response is a gif of Kent brockman saying "do your research, Shutton" (if not a gif of David Caruso in session 9).

da croupier, Thursday, 19 October 2017 17:43 (six years ago) link

I guess it's 2017 so we all looped a willennium full album youtube link 1,000,000 times each

sick, fucking funny, and well tasty (katherine), Thursday, 19 October 2017 17:45 (six years ago) link

Pretty sure that if this thread has proven anything, it's that not every huge artist has a New Jersey. Also, New Jersey is awesome.

― My Body's Made of Crushed Little Evening Stars (Sund4r), Tuesday, 9 May 2017 09:40 (five months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Thursday, 19 October 2017 17:48 (six years ago) link

Shania Twain's Up! was mentioned a couple times upthread without any comment. Now it finally has a follow-up. But it might be in a class by itself: a diamond selling album with no real big singles.

President Keyes, Thursday, 19 October 2017 20:22 (six years ago) link

Supposed Former Willfatuation Junkie

Eazy, Thursday, 19 October 2017 22:33 (six years ago) link

Boom! Shake The Room is one of the best Fresh & Jazzy singles btw (and all are better than any Will solo)

shackling the masses with plastic-wrapped snack picks (sic), Thursday, 19 October 2017 23:03 (six years ago) link

they needed to cover Scritti's "Boom! There She Was."

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 19 October 2017 23:08 (six years ago) link

the ACTUAL New Jersey of will smith's career is Hitch

qualx, Thursday, 19 October 2017 23:58 (six years ago) link

No way they play Hitch at jury duty here

flappy bird, Friday, 20 October 2017 01:06 (six years ago) link

and In Good Company.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 20 October 2017 01:11 (six years ago) link

if new jersey was a movie would it not be a movie that occasionally gets played at jury duty?

qualx, Friday, 20 October 2017 01:17 (six years ago) link

time to breathe new life into this thread

every huge actor has their "Hitch"

qualx, Friday, 20 October 2017 01:18 (six years ago) link

occasionally- no. but they haven't changed the DVD since 2005

flappy bird, Friday, 20 October 2017 01:25 (six years ago) link

it's the only movie they play

flappy bird, Friday, 20 October 2017 01:26 (six years ago) link

how long has this trial been going on

qualx, Friday, 20 October 2017 01:29 (six years ago) link

flappy bird, my man, I think you were actually convicted of this crime

nomar, Friday, 20 October 2017 01:39 (six years ago) link

the answer is obviously "hancock," last of the string of major hits that followed on hitch's heels, but how many would now guess it was the fourth-biggest hit of 2008?

Doctor Casino, Friday, 20 October 2017 04:56 (six years ago) link

COLLATERAL BEAUTY

flappy bird, Friday, 20 October 2017 06:06 (six years ago) link

I knew someone would say hancock as if bon jovi didn't sell millions of albums after NJ

people went to see hancock sure, but the will smith train had passed. the willennium was over. he was playing against type in an action comedy, his wheelhouse - they came out of curiosity, novelty. but his career as Will Smith, Peaking Action Comedy Star and Occasional Oscar Bait Guy My Parents Liked was over by then. hancock was the death knell. hitch was the new jersey.

qualx, Friday, 20 October 2017 06:08 (six years ago) link

and before you bring up I am legend, no one actually saw that. they bought the tickets and then they went out for dinner and forgot about the ticket, that's why it made a lot of money.

qualx, Friday, 20 October 2017 06:11 (six years ago) link

I Am Legend made zombie movie cash, everyone wanted to see those undead ghouls or rage filled maniacs chasing people around. it was a guaranteed 500+ million worldwide for awhile there. but those movies were also like Avatar, they left no real cultural footprint.

nomar, Friday, 20 October 2017 06:17 (six years ago) link

the answer is obviously "hancock," last of the string of major hits that followed on hitch's heels, but how many would now guess it was the fourth-biggest hit of 2008?

what the fuck was going on in 2008

midas / medusa cage match (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 20 October 2017 09:33 (six years ago) link

Hancock was kind of awesome

Marcus Hiles Remains Steadfast About Planting Trees.jpg (DJP), Friday, 20 October 2017 13:35 (six years ago) link

adjusted for inflation, the top-grossing will smith films, in descending order, are ID4, MIB, suicide squad, i am legend, MIB2, hancock, hitch, shark tale (yeeeeesh), pursuit of happyness, and enemy of the state.

Doctor Casino, Friday, 20 October 2017 13:43 (six years ago) link

about 50% of the reason I enjoyed Suicide Squad is because Will Smith played Deadshot almost exactly like he played Hancock

Marcus Hiles Remains Steadfast About Planting Trees.jpg (DJP), Friday, 20 October 2017 13:44 (six years ago) link

Louis CK's latest standup video for Netflix.

Max Florian, Friday, 20 October 2017 15:05 (six years ago) link

I've kind of been wondering if there is also a 'Full Moon, Dirty Hearts' phase after listening to the new National album.

campreverb, Friday, 20 October 2017 21:12 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

nelly furtado sort of put out a record like that this year

Bummed that this album was discussed so little on here. It's really good.

billstevejim, Monday, 27 November 2017 05:59 (six years ago) link

six months pass...

I think it's pretty clear that there *is* a kanye new jersey, the question is just which it is

aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Friday, 1 June 2018 15:36 (five years ago) link

Watch the Throne.

MarkoP, Friday, 1 June 2018 15:58 (five years ago) link

two months pass...

I feel like Drake's Scorpion is the most pure, true example of a New Jersey that we've had for years.

It's a huge event, and it's very successful with hit singles, huge numbers etc, but there's just something in the air that feels like he's just slipped a bit off the peak...
...(obv the Pusha thing was the first time he felt like there was some weakness there)

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 3 August 2018 15:56 (five years ago) link

ultraviolence by lana maybe

dont know the stats, but it seems born to die was huge, ultraviolence was a sleeper record in the mazzy star vein (little bit of a portishead feel too)

but like each subsequent album seems to have been a bit of a drop off commercially, honeymoon for example. the new one may have performed better im not sure, but it seems that she is more of a cult artist now in a mainstream way if poss

Ross, Friday, 3 August 2018 15:57 (five years ago) link

Her last album debuted at #1.

Del Rey's first couple albums before Billboard included streaming + sales, so interpret it that however you like.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 3 August 2018 16:41 (five years ago) link

but in however many years, will we remember God's Plan? maybe. Nice for What? definitely. but only time will tell.

flappy bird, Friday, 3 August 2018 16:44 (five years ago) link

I've still never heard a whole Drake song. It's a streak I hope never breaks.

grawlix (unperson), Friday, 3 August 2018 16:48 (five years ago) link

The endings are the good parts

President Keyes, Friday, 3 August 2018 16:55 (five years ago) link

I keep feeling like every Drake album is a New Jersey.

MarkoP, Friday, 3 August 2018 17:13 (five years ago) link

but in however many years, will we remember God's Plan? maybe. Nice for What? definitely. but only time will tell.

― flappy bird, Friday, August 3, 2018 11:44 AM (forty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Bon Jovi still closes their main set with a New Jersey song - and then the 2nd encore with another

https://www.setlist.fm/setlist/bon-jovi/2018/centre-bell-montreal-qc-canada-4bede382.html

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 3 August 2018 17:28 (five years ago) link

the drake album is like the new jersey of "albums" in general

brimstead, Friday, 3 August 2018 19:41 (five years ago) link

Drake's career is rap's New Jersey

President Keyes, Friday, 3 August 2018 19:43 (five years ago) link

Ahah people trying to tag each new Drake release as a « New Jersey ». At some point they will be right, though !

AlXTC from Paris, Friday, 3 August 2018 19:47 (five years ago) link

the fact that I've been wrong about this multiple times in the past only confirms how right I am now

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 3 August 2018 20:02 (five years ago) link

the idea of a double album is just kinda anachronistic now (*deep thoughts*)

brimstead, Friday, 3 August 2018 20:03 (five years ago) link

Not really, albums are getting longer because of streaming. the new Frankie Cosmos album is 18 songs or something? so even if it's not a proper double album (over 80 minutes), they are getting longer for a practical rea$on.

flappy bird, Friday, 3 August 2018 20:05 (five years ago) link

yeah but i just mean calling something a double album when people don't buy discs anymore

brimstead, Friday, 3 August 2018 20:07 (five years ago) link

proper double album = it's on 2 discs

brimstead, Friday, 3 August 2018 20:08 (five years ago) link

should be called a Long Stream

President Keyes, Friday, 3 August 2018 20:08 (five years ago) link

ew

brimstead, Friday, 3 August 2018 20:08 (five years ago) link

the change would benefit my dick

aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Friday, 3 August 2018 20:09 (five years ago) link

(uh, for those unfamiliar POLE: My Dick's Double Full​-​Length Release by My Dick)

aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Friday, 3 August 2018 20:20 (five years ago) link

that's the only great album of this century

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 3 August 2018 20:32 (five years ago) link

18 song albums were common place in the CD era

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 3 August 2018 20:33 (five years ago) link

xp otm

sleeve, Friday, 3 August 2018 20:46 (five years ago) link

I still buy CDs. It’s still the CD era! CDs rule, streaming dr00lz!

empire bro-lesque (morrisp), Friday, 3 August 2018 21:10 (five years ago) link

i buy friends' bands' CDs. But I don't have a CD player anywhere in my house or on my laptop.

ant banks and wasp (voodoo chili), Friday, 3 August 2018 21:14 (five years ago) link

So your car then! That’s where I crank it, 1990 style...

empire bro-lesque (morrisp), Friday, 3 August 2018 21:17 (five years ago) link

i live in nyc. no car.

ant banks and wasp (voodoo chili), Friday, 3 August 2018 21:20 (five years ago) link

three weeks pass...

So apparently, it's still not Drake's "New Jersey" since he has 3 n°1s from Scorpion for now (and maybe more to come !) :

In 2015, “Hotline Bling” hovered at Number Two but failed to top the Hot 100, making it seem like Drake might never get his own Number One. That’s hard to remember in the wake of “One Dance,” “God’s Plan,” “Nice for What” and “In My Feelings,” emphatic multi-week chart-toppers.

https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-features/drakes-madison-square-garden-show-was-one-long-victory-lap-715419/

AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 29 August 2018 11:08 (five years ago) link

as was brought up in the thread regarding the Eagles sortation "surpassing" Michael Jackson as the best selling album of all time, the new way charts are calculated w. streaming, and the fact that artists like Drake, Migos etc are releasing these huge bloated albums to take advantage... and the fact that US Spotify was Drake: The App for like a week.... it's impossible to compare to the time when, say, Thank You came out

also New Jersey was HUGE, have I taught you nothing? you still aren't even getting he concept... we can speculate about New Jerseys now but they won't be revealed until years later....

"The album was the follow-up to the band's third album, Slippery When Wet, and reached No. 1 on the Billboard 200 chart in its second week of release after making its debut at No. 8. It remained at No. 1 for four consecutive weeks.[3] It produced five Billboard Hot 100top ten hits, the most top ten hits to date for any hard rock/glam metal album, including "Bad Medicine" and "I'll Be There for You", which both reached No. 1. The album was certified 7x Platinum by the Recording Industry Association of America. The album also debuted at No. 1 in the UK and was the band's first UK No. 1 album. "

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 11:20 (five years ago) link

but Scorpion might not be a New Jersey

Drake is resilient (for real)

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 11:28 (five years ago) link

Might be too early to say, but I feel like reputation will ultimately be a New Jersey.

triggercut, Wednesday, 29 August 2018 11:39 (five years ago) link

Hum yeah, the concept of New Jersey has always been a bit blurry !
Anyway, I get what you mean about sales etc but I have a hard time thinking of an artist's biggest selling/most successful album (and, re: Scorpion, as far as I'm concerned, one of his best so far) as a New Jersey... but that's what a lot of the discussions on this thread have been about I guess !

AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 29 August 2018 11:46 (five years ago) link

yeah honestly I think I was wrong about Scorpion, feels like too much genuine enthusiasm about it

the charts thing is really weird now it's hard to judge

triggercut - I was just about to type that about Reputation, that's probably the biggest contender right now

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 12:25 (five years ago) link

isn't Reputation more a flop than a NJ ?

droit au butt (Euler), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 12:28 (five years ago) link

oof no I'm wrong, it was the 2nd highest selling global album in 2017

droit au butt (Euler), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 12:31 (five years ago) link

I couldn't get into the album and didn't encounter it in the wild very much but it only got beat by Ed Sheeran in 2017 so yeah NJ

droit au butt (Euler), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 12:32 (five years ago) link

yeah Look What You Made Me Do wiki says

The song broke a string of records, including the record for the most plays in a single day on Spotify. Commercially, "Look What You Made Me Do" has topped the charts in Australia, Canada, Croatia, the Czech Republic, Greece, Ireland, Israel, Japan, Lebanon, Malaysia, New Zealand, the Philippines, Slovakia, the United Kingdom, and the United States. It has also received Platinum certifications in Australia, Canada, Italy, Sweden and the United States. It also received Diamond certification in Brazil.

but yeah definitely didn't feel like an album that really had legs....

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 12:40 (five years ago) link

Yeah, Reputation does feel like a NJ.
It seems even TS fans on ilx don't like it/discuss it a lot !

AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 29 August 2018 12:49 (five years ago) link

Time will tell, but I wouldn’t bet against her.

stan in the place where you work (morrisp), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 14:37 (five years ago) link

1989 fits better, having actual hits

aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 14:40 (five years ago) link

Btw, she’s a “free agent” at the moment, renegotiating her contract w/Big Machine; and part of their calculations around Tay’s demand for ownership of past albums is weighing her potential future success against the value of controlling her old catalog. So they’re trying to peer into the same crystal ball.

stan in the place where you work (morrisp), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 14:41 (five years ago) link

so we might have finally found a way to monetize all the time spent on this board into consultancies

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 14:46 (five years ago) link

Time will tell, but I wouldn’t bet against her.

― stan in the place where you work (morrisp), Wednesday, August 29, 2018 9:37 AM (thirty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i mean, in general, with very rare exceptions it's smarter to bet against a pop star, most careers generally have a trajectory...not that she's going to be like playing small clubs again or anything but the odds of staying a phenomenon are pretty small for the most part

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 15:10 (five years ago) link

Point taken... but this is probably why I’m not a gambling man, or label head (I’d go with my gut over logic)

stan in the place where you work (morrisp), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 15:57 (five years ago) link

Katy Perry's Prism, on the other hand, with a few years' distance...

... (Eazy), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 16:02 (five years ago) link

yeah I see no sign that in 2018 we'll look at 1989 and think, "Wow, here's when we knew the next album was going to be Keep the Faith."

― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, January 10, 2015 6:50 AM (three years ago)

(posting for no reason other than timeliness/relevance to current discussion)

stan in the place where you work (morrisp), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 17:08 (five years ago) link

I think Swift's post-megastar career (whenever that kicks off) will probably resemble something like Madonna's or Springsteen's... though she also has the option of scaling back and going "rootsy" again, as an aesthetic strategy (as did Springsteen, in fact).

stan in the place where you work (morrisp), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 17:15 (five years ago) link

yeah a "return to country" move forswearing pop and all its empty promises would be a smart move, plus country audiences are more loyal in the long term

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 17:37 (five years ago) link

Do you think they would "take her back," though? I guess it depends on how she does it...

I could also see her occupying a kind of middle ground -- a mainstream singer-songwriter with appeal across various audiences (rock, adult-oriented pop, country)... a mode that isn't so popular anymore (at least at that level), but maybe she could pull off.

stan in the place where you work (morrisp), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 18:04 (five years ago) link

Maybe scratch "country," as I guess you're either in that world, or out of it (i.e., played on country radio, or not); can't think of too many artists who have successfully straddled both rock and country worlds for long.

stan in the place where you work (morrisp), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 18:07 (five years ago) link

she won song of the year at the 2017 cmas for something she wrote little big town's 'better man,' i suspect a comeback will be not impossible

maura, Wednesday, 29 August 2018 18:13 (five years ago) link

Yeah, and she was just involved in this moderate hit for Sugarland:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l25AL0BdD6w

stan in the place where you work (morrisp), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 18:28 (five years ago) link

(co-wrote & featured)

stan in the place where you work (morrisp), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 18:30 (five years ago) link

oof no I'm wrong, it was the 2nd highest selling global album in 2017
― droit au butt (Euler), Wednesday, August 29, 2018 8:31 AM (five hours ago) Bookmark

New Jersey was the 4th biggest album of 1989. Reputation could still be a New Jersey.

billstevejim, Wednesday, 29 August 2018 18:32 (five years ago) link

You really can't know if something is a New Jersey until like 7-14 years later.

billstevejim, Wednesday, 29 August 2018 18:36 (five years ago) link

Wow, Sugarland. I worked selling food/drink at one of their shows in 2010. The most brutal and openly racist crowd I've... ever been in proximity to. Horrible.

flappy bird, Wednesday, 29 August 2018 18:36 (five years ago) link

I could also see her occupying a kind of middle ground -- a mainstream singer-songwriter with appeal across various audiences (rock, adult-oriented pop, country)... a mode that isn't so popular anymore (at least at that level), but maybe she could pull off.

I mean, there's Pink

aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 18:37 (five years ago) link

“Every seven years, the cicadas shall return; and we shall judge whether another crop of artists has released their New Jersey.”

stan in the place where you work (morrisp), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 19:31 (five years ago) link

(xp to bsj)

stan in the place where you work (morrisp), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 19:35 (five years ago) link

there are no more new jerseys

got the scuba tube blowin' like a snork (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 19:40 (five years ago) link

if there were we would have to call them newer jerseys

Moves like Javert (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 19:47 (five years ago) link

...Or are there now ONLY New Jerseys?

stan in the place where you work (morrisp), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 19:49 (five years ago) link

obvious point made elsewhere i'm sure but one of the true New Jersey signs is the fading of the carryover album-to-album enthusiasm that gets the not-rabid fanbase to pick up your album, which is often kind of hard to spot when your rabid fanbase is huge (as Taylor Swift's is currently) and the overall fade is a bit slow and often disguised by other successes.

Like with U2 and their pair of false New Jerseys (Rattle & Hum, POP) which put a temporary dent in their sales (until the more successful actual New Jersey of How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb): Achtung Baby brought them back to cultural relevance and huge sales, but they did lose some numbers between it and The Joshua Tree.

Then they steadily lost more sales until All That You Can't Leave Behind, which was in retrospect less a comeback and more of a "it was nice to see that they can still do that, probably don't really *need* to get the next one though..." And then HTDAAB was a "hit" but powered largely by the fanbase and some stragglers and then it went to the discount bins pretty swiftly. The excitement and the sense that U2 had anything left to say had evaporated after that album.

And that's kind of it, the hardcore fans will always remains and maybe such artists put out a single or two that people will passively enjoy (or not), and they'll still have big tours and sell a decent number of albums, but their moment in the spotlight is gone. often times they embrace it and just do their thing (someone like Bowie did that, Prince too it could be argued) but U2 to this day doesn't recognize that the game is up.

omar little, Wednesday, 29 August 2018 19:56 (five years ago) link

“Every seven years, the cicadas shall return; and we shall judge whether another crop of artists has released their New Jersey.”

It's true.

billstevejim, Wednesday, 29 August 2018 20:32 (five years ago) link

Re. Pink i don’t even know if she has a thread here, maybe the biggest pop superstar that ilm doesn’t care about? I’ve loved all her recent singles.

droit au butt (Euler), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 20:40 (five years ago) link

Maybe this one has been covered, but Black Keys: El Camino?

Ubering With The King (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 20:41 (five years ago) link

re: U2: they can still sell out arenas, right? from their POV 'the game' is probably still just going along about like it's been since pop - they're not the biggest band in the universe but they're big enough that they'll never be small in their lifetimes. of course none of that is mutually exclusive with NJ-dom, just that the "career decline" in the thread premise means different things at different scales of huge-artist-ness.

got the scuba tube blowin' like a snork (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 20:58 (five years ago) link

an anecdotal argument for scorpion's jersey-dom is that i know in my feelings is a huge hit and there's some sort of accompanying challenge but i've managed to somehow avoid ever hearing it whereas one dance and hotline bling were inescapable.

oiocha, Wednesday, 29 August 2018 22:08 (five years ago) link

Re. Pink i don’t even know if she has a thread here, maybe the biggest pop superstar that ilm doesn’t care about? I’ve loved all her recent singles.

I like some of her stuff quite a bit and her career longevity is impressive as hell.

grawlix (unperson), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 22:31 (five years ago) link

I think if you can manage one or more fake out or false New Jerseys then you should be immune to a real New Jersey, like having chicken pox as a kid. I dunno, it just doesn’t feel right to me to call U2’s 11th album a NJ.

sciatica, Wednesday, 29 August 2018 22:44 (five years ago) link

^+1

stan in the place where you work (morrisp), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 22:53 (five years ago) link

U2 is in a kind of unique cultural space being effectively the Last Classic Rock Band

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 23:21 (five years ago) link

also "Vertigo" is remembered. saw some punk band cover it last week. people remember "uno, dos, tres, catorce."

flappy bird, Thursday, 30 August 2018 04:59 (five years ago) link

It would be geographically a bit droll if Bruce Springsteen's NEW JERSEY was NEBRASKA.

Or even GREETINGS FROM ASBURY PARK, N.J.

the pinefox, Thursday, 30 August 2018 07:47 (five years ago) link

Is 'Illinois' Sufjan's indie New Jersey?

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Thursday, 30 August 2018 08:02 (five years ago) link

Surely not - 'Chicago' is his biggest song? (and I think maybe even still ... his best!)

the pinefox, Thursday, 30 August 2018 08:45 (five years ago) link

Again it would be geographically fun if his NEW JERSEY were ... THE BQE.

the pinefox, Thursday, 30 August 2018 08:46 (five years ago) link

A lot of people have mentioned The Great Escape, but they had another New Jersey in the shape of 13, which got a huge amount of coverage and hype but was the beginning of Damon writing a lot of meandering, hookless quasi-songs that would come to define his later projects

Scritti Vanilli - The Word Girl You Know It's True (dog latin), Thursday, 30 August 2018 08:59 (five years ago) link

Great Escape was super popular and had tons of fans - it was one of the records that moved indie/britpop from cult to mainstream status in the UK in the late 90s/early 00s. Many many dreadful records ensued but that Great Escape sound (e.g. Parklife but rockier, sillier and more indulgent) was everywhere for years.

I think Blur are essentially a band for mid-teenagers and each new record coincided with some percentage of their fanbase growing out of them.

Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 30 August 2018 09:19 (five years ago) link

Hum. Yeah Great Escape was very popular and had many hits but the idea of the NJ that "the gig is up" is kinda obvious with that one.
It has a end of the party/depressive feeling.

AlXTC from Paris, Thursday, 30 August 2018 09:22 (five years ago) link

Yes, the point is not these albums were not popular but that they were popular?

Scottish Country Twerking (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 August 2018 09:30 (five years ago) link

I meant, “the gig is up” feeling came from a minority of older fans (self included) but for many more people TGE was the start of something else.

Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 30 August 2018 09:41 (five years ago) link

Actually I've just check and you're right, the follow-up to Great Escape, Blur, was their biggest selling album and might then be their NJ !

AlXTC from Paris, Thursday, 30 August 2018 09:51 (five years ago) link

Not sure how you can say that when "Song 2" is probably their biggest hit?

maura, Thursday, 30 August 2018 13:38 (five years ago) link

Like it's in permanent Jock Jam rotation all over the States, at least.

maura, Thursday, 30 August 2018 13:38 (five years ago) link

blur doesn’t have a new jersey wtf

princess of hell (BradNelson), Thursday, 30 August 2018 13:47 (five years ago) link

A lot of people have mentioned The Great Escape, but they had another New Jersey in the shape of 13, which got a huge amount of coverage and hype but was the beginning of Damon writing a lot of meandering, hookless quasi-songs that would come to define his later projects

― Scritti Vanilli - The Word Girl You Know It's True (dog latin), Thursday, August 30, 2018 1:59 AM (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

dude a new jersey is not defined entirely by how good you think the music on it is

princess of hell (BradNelson), Thursday, 30 August 2018 13:48 (five years ago) link

I mean, there's Pink

― aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 18:37 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

o yeah maybe Pink was Boris' New Jersey lol

imago, Thursday, 30 August 2018 13:53 (five years ago) link

dude a new jersey is not defined entirely by how good you think the music on it is

― princess of hell (BradNelson), Thursday, August 30, 2018 2:48 PM (twenty-five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think this whole thread has been people arguing over their own definition of what a 'New Jersey' is. I see it as hype/popularity vs quality. 13 is an okay album with about 50% good songs but you knew they were starting to wind it in, starting to get bored of each other, and lo-and-behold Graham leaves before Think Tank comes out (which sounds more like a Gorillaz album than anything that came before)

Scritti Vanilli - The Word Girl You Know It's True (dog latin), Thursday, 30 August 2018 14:17 (five years ago) link

ugh then post on a "most overrated album" thread or something, what a NJ is, is not up for grabs, and is certainly not just "overrated" which is a tedious and useless notion anyway

droit au butt (Euler), Thursday, 30 August 2018 14:18 (five years ago) link

re: U2: they can still sell out arenas, right? from their POV 'the game' is probably still just going along about like it's been since pop - they're not the biggest band in the universe but they're big enough that they'll never be small in their lifetimes. of course none of that is mutually exclusive with NJ-dom, just that the "career decline" in the thread premise means different things at different scales of huge-artist-ness.

I mean, Bon Jovi still fills arenas...

... (Eazy), Thursday, 30 August 2018 14:20 (five years ago) link

if only there was a one-line definition somewhere of what a NJ is

aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Thursday, 30 August 2018 14:26 (five years ago) link

i think an NJ is when an artist has already blown up, bought into their own hype, have this desire to self-mythologize, but haven't yet clearly defined what this myuthology really is, but it's just something BIG y'know -- and the results are predictably kind of embarrassing (but the numbers are there because the band is hot and put the record out on time and the promo was huge and the tour is scheduled etc etc)

rip van wanko, Thursday, 30 August 2018 14:26 (five years ago) link

well then that's The Great Escape, although maybe the Blur mythology was fairly well established by then?

Scritti Vanilli - The Word Girl You Know It's True (dog latin), Thursday, 30 August 2018 14:28 (five years ago) link

yeah but i don't think a New Jersey is necessarily terrible or even critical reviled, it can be good and popular etc but there's this inexpressible sense that the era of this artist is slipping away even as they are super popular at the moment.

― Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, August 7, 2012 1:23 PM (six years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Thursday, 30 August 2018 14:28 (five years ago) link

well then that's The Great Escape, although maybe the Blur mythology was fairly well established by then?

― Scritti Vanilli - The Word Girl You Know It's True (dog latin), Thursday, August 30, 2018 7:28 AM (forty-seven seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i feel like the record after it has to be where everyone catches on to the fundamental emptiness of the project (aka "the gig is up") and... the s/t subverted that. therefore imo blur has no new jersey

princess of hell (BradNelson), Thursday, 30 August 2018 14:31 (five years ago) link

"blown up, bought into own hype, desire to self-mythologize" is more sophomore slump territory -- a NJ is for artists who have gotten past the sophomore slump phase, are stars, and it seems entirely plausible that they might be stars indefinitely -- a feeling that starts fading at the time the NJ. that's the point

aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Thursday, 30 August 2018 14:32 (five years ago) link

(by which Scorpion might plausibly qualify, but every one of Drake's albums since like 2011 seemed like it might qualify)

aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Thursday, 30 August 2018 14:33 (five years ago) link

Did “New Jersey” feel that way at the time (to Jovi fans)?

stan in the place where you work (morrisp), Thursday, 30 August 2018 14:33 (five years ago) link

katherine otm

droit au butt (Euler), Thursday, 30 August 2018 14:34 (five years ago) link

I mean I'm just quoting the beginning of the thread

aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Thursday, 30 August 2018 14:37 (five years ago) link

Did “New Jersey” feel that way at the time (to Jovi fans)?

― stan in the place where you work (morrisp), Thursday, August 30, 2018 9:33 AM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

new jersey came out in 88 and yeah at that point they were still HUGE, obviously slippery when wet was this insane phenomenon

but by 88 it was like they were getting passed by on both sides, Appetite for Destruction was out and just seemed like a different beast more visceral and badass, on the other side Def Leppard Hysteria was still going strong and seemed like the ultimately 80s pop metal statement in some ways

plus thrash (metallica, anthrax etc) was getting bigger and more popular the whole pop metal thing felt like the air was going out of it slightly

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 30 August 2018 14:39 (five years ago) link

this sounds like there's also a genre component, where the wave that helped one reach megastar status is now cresting. (by which Gaga would qualify, Drake not so much)

aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Thursday, 30 August 2018 14:40 (five years ago) link

at the time it felt like New Jersey was released very soon after Slippery When Wet, like the exhausting hype of the previous record / tour hadn't wound down yet when new hype was trying to build

droit au butt (Euler), Thursday, 30 August 2018 14:41 (five years ago) link

(since every Drake album that's been mentioned has been generally ahead of trends, not at the very end of them)

aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Thursday, 30 August 2018 14:41 (five years ago) link

where is da croupier, we need him/her/them

alpine static, Thursday, 30 August 2018 14:44 (five years ago) link

The record had a gigantic rollout for sure. Sam Kinison was in the "Bad Medicine" video!

Might be worth looking at what the industry thought at the time. Billboard review of "Bad Medicine" (9/24/88):
BON JOVI
Bad Medicine (3:52)
PRODUCER: Bruce Fairbairn
WRITERS: J. Bon Jovi, R. Sambora, D. Child
PUBLISHERS: Bon Jovi /New Jersey Underground /PolyGram /Desmobile /SBK April, ASCAP
Mercury 870 657 -7 (c /o PolyGram)
Heavy metal thunder, complete with a furious guitar break, sounds more like Van Halen than the polished rockers that moved 8 million copies of "Slippery When Wet "; with the Bon Jovi name attached to it, however, single could sound like Metallica and still have a good shot at No. 1.

and of the album (10/1/1988):
BON JOVI
New Jersey
PRODUCER: Bruce Fairbairn
Mercury 836 345
Uneven album ranges from the inspired heavy metal /gospel peak of "Lay Your Hands On Me" to such valleys as "I'll Be There For You," which is an outright steal of the Beatles' "Don't Bring Me Down," and the overblown, anachronistic "Living In Sin." That said, Fairbairn's adroit production gives even the weaker cuts appeal, and when the guys hit their stride, as on "Love For Sale," "Wild Is The Wind," and the single, "Bad Medicine" (in a slightly extended version here), the result is rock'n'roll heaven. May not move 8 million but won't fall much short.

maura, Thursday, 30 August 2018 14:47 (five years ago) link

i feel like the record after it has to be where everyone catches on to the fundamental emptiness of the project (aka "the gig is up") and... the s/t subverted that. therefore imo blur has no new jersey

― princess of hell (BradNelson), Thursday, August 30, 2018 3:31 PM (sixteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Then... how does 13 not qualify? Big, hyped album with big hyped bloated lead single (Tender), loads of filler, next album is lightweight and doesn't really sound like a full band effort?

Scritti Vanilli - The Word Girl You Know It's True (dog latin), Thursday, 30 August 2018 14:50 (five years ago) link

Paul Grein's Chart Beat column 10/8:
BON JOVI's "New Jersey" enters the Top Pop Albums chart at No. 8. It's only the second album to debut in the top 10 this year, following Van Halen's "0U812," which bowed at No. 5 in June. "New Jersey" is off to a faster start than Bon Jovi's previous album, "Slippery When Wet," which took four weeks to reach the top 10. Bon Jovi isn't the only metal-oriented band making noise this week. Metallica's " ... And Justice for All" leaps to No. 6 in its third week on the pop albums chart, which is by far the band's best showing to date. Its previous best mark came last year when it hit No. 28 with "The $5.98 E.P.: Garage Days Re-Revisited." On the Hot 100, Def Leppard lands its first No. 1 hit with "Love Bites." It's the fifth single from the band's "Hysteria" album, which holds at No. 2 after spending six weeks at No. 1. Each of the "Hysteria" singles has climbed higher than the one before it. "Women" stalled at No. 80, "Animal" reached No. 19, "Hysteria" made No. 10, and "Pour Some Sugar On Me" hit No. 2. Def Leppard is the third metal band to land a No. 1 hit in the past year, following Whitesnake ( "Here I Go Again ") and Guns N' Roses ( "Sweet Child O' Mine "). Guns N' Roses hit No. 1 just three weeks ago, which means that Bobby McFerrin's a cappella smash was sandwiched at No. 1 between two hits by metal bands. Also: "Love Bites" is the second No. 1 hit of 1988 for producer Robert John "Mutt" Lange. It follows Billy Ocean's "Get Outta My Dreams, Get Into My Car."

And one week later:
BON JOVI's "New Jersey" leaps to No. 1 in its second week on the Top Pop Albums chart. It's the second album to hit No. 1 in just two weeks so far this year, following Van Halen's "0U812." The fact that both of the fastest-breaking albums of the year are by pop /metal bands should come as no surprise, because metal is shaping up as the hottest genre of the year. Metal or metal-leaning bands have monopolized the No. 1 spot on the pop album chart for 15 of the past 17 weeks. Def Leppard paced the pack for six weeks; Guns N' Roses and Van Halen did it for four weeks each. Since late June, only two non-metal acts have had a No. 1 album: Steve Winwood and Tracy Chapman. In fact, this week marks the second time in less than three months that the top three spots on the album chart have been dominated by metal bands. Bon Jovi has sprinted up the chart much faster than it did with its 1986 breakthrough album, "Slippery When Wet," which took seven weeks to reach No. 1. The folks at PolyGram must be delighted with the metal explosion: The label has two of the top three albums.

maura, Thursday, 30 August 2018 14:51 (five years ago) link

one of the fascinating things about a NJ is that one COULD hypothetically, satisfy the definition without the contents of the album itself being bloated and self-indulgent. we've developed so much the theory of how the records are promoted and sold, and the variables we've most parsed out and weighted most heavily are the quantifiable things that are basically label-side: overall sales, number of singles, performance of those singles in the short-term, long term airplay presence and streaming footprint. and none of that would SEEM to exclude a 36-minute album of restrained acoustic reflections, or even "it's like the last album but we all wanted to dial the production down, just slightly."

and YET, there's a tremendous correspondence, if you look at the canonical polled list (to which I think we've probably added, at most, three or four true new jersey discoveries over the past six years), between a "numbers" new jersey and a "content" new jersey. the albums are overstuffed and overlong. the songs are overstuffed and overlong. the production is overstuffed and exhausting. why? a big part surely is the "numbers" stuff affecting the "content" : the band is being pressed to do mega-tours, plus promotional crap (video shoots, tv appearances) for each of these numerous singles. they're tired. they're abusing stimulants to keep it up. their egos are bloated so they trust yes-men. they don't have the resiliency or creative power of the beatles or the motown headliners under similar pressures. to the extent that producers and songwriters are more key to the creative process, they may feel explicit pressure from the label to convey "event"-ness to match the marketing, and they look to what conveys "event" and for most genres under consideration, in the era under consideration... and that means loud, big, long, layered. something that - when the band appears out of smoke in the seven-minute video - it feels like it goes with that grand unveiling: THE BIGGEST BAND IN THE WORLD IS BACK, OH SHIIIIIIIIT!!!!

so, the songs fit the same mold as the last record, but they're just not *quite* as good, and harder to fit into radio playlists, and in the long term that makes them not *quite* as necessary to the band's text or to the seduction of fans buying catalog records.

btw, given how much i do believe this all has to do with the marketing and practices of the cassettes-and-CDs-and-MTV era, my conviction is that THE MASSACRE is the last "core" new jersey. everything after that is a much looser fit because all the indicators and label strategies of an "event" release have shifted, and the creation of "event" aura is much harder. they do still punch through when an artist is coming off of a big enough run of hits, has a clear enough status as one of the biggest acts in the world, and has not overly diluted the potential impact of THE WAIT IS OVER, THE NEW ALBUM IS HERE by constantly releasing stuff that's not on their albums. BORN THIS WAY and PRISM just about manage it imho. jury's out on taylor swift. rihanna is a bigger star than any of them but even her event album releases aren't events in quite the same way, imho, because she's such a ubiquitous presence on other people's hits.

got the scuba tube blowin' like a snork (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 30 August 2018 14:53 (five years ago) link

(Note that NJ came out years before Soundscan was introduced, when No. 1 debuts were extremely rare.)

maura, Thursday, 30 August 2018 14:53 (five years ago) link

rihanna also probably released albums at too fast a rate to manage a new jersey

aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Thursday, 30 August 2018 14:54 (five years ago) link

@ dog latin - it's hard for me to judge as an american how event-y any blur album was in the UK. maybe they all felt incredibly massive at the time. but it may be that what you're describing is more of a fairweather johnson? if it only has one big hyped single and people turn on it pretty quickly, it doesn't fit with the sense, at the time, that the band is just as big as ever. or if they've already descended a bit from their career peak then it also kinda falls at the wrong place in their narrative to count (one of the reasons we've always struggled with U2).

got the scuba tube blowin' like a snork (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 30 August 2018 15:01 (five years ago) link

this sounds like there's also a genre component, where the wave that helped one reach megastar status is now cresting.

or perhaps: maybe it's where it becomes clear the artist isn't going to be able to adapt.

fact checking cuz, Thursday, 30 August 2018 15:02 (five years ago) link

(...) stars, and it seems entirely plausible that they might be stars indefinitely -- a feeling that starts fading at the time the NJ. that's the point

So, regarding Drake, you think his stardom is fading atm ?
I'd say he's as big if not bigger than ever !

AlXTC from Paris, Thursday, 30 August 2018 15:04 (five years ago) link

i have a theory that every super popular artist has a "New Jersey" - like Bon Jovi's album New Jersey -- where it's still super popular and even more popular than the albums that preceded it but there's some sense that the gig is up.

― Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, August 7, 2012 11:21 AM (41 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Thursday, 30 August 2018 15:05 (five years ago) link

here's another billboard review (by Steve Gett)

BOYS ARE BACK: Will Bon Jovi repeat the multiplatinum success of 1986's "Slippery When Wet" album with its upcoming Mercury/PolyGram release, "New Jersey "? You bet.
Due in stores Sept. 19, the new album has S- M -A-S -H written all over it, boasting all the key ingredients to satisfy top 40 listeners as well as the group's harder, metal - edged audience.
Following an atmospheric, rhythmic intro passage, "New Jersey" kicks off with "Lay Your Hands On Me," a hard - driving rocker that would make a perfect set opener for the band's upcoming live dates. Track two is the album's leadoff single, "Bad Medicine," which boogies with hints of ZZ Top and Dire Straits' "Money Far Nothing." Guitarist Richie Sambora contributes hot licks, as indeed he does throughout the entire album.
Next up is "Born To Be My Baby," an obvious contender for follow-up single release that could easily top the Hot 100 chart. Though very much in the commercial vein of "Slippery" hits like "Living On A Prayer" and "You Give Love A Bad Name," the song is by no means a cheap copy of either of those. Suffice is to say, the mo- ment you hear it, you know it's Bon Jovi.
The pace slows for the power ballad "Living In Sin" (minor hints of George Michael's "Father Figure" here and there), but we're rockin'-and-a-rollin' again on the six-minute-plus "Blood On Blood." Unquestionably the album's standout number, "Blood" has the dynamics of-dare it be said ? -a Bruce Springsteen epic. Check this one out ASAP.
For LP and cassette buyers, side two kicks off with "Home Bound Train," a dirty, gutsy, ballsy little rocker that features Jon Bon Jovi on harmonica solo.
Another likely candidate for future single release is the five -minute "Wild Is The Wind." This is followed by "Ride Cowboy Ride," a short'n'sweet little ditty that bears the sound of an old, scratched-up 78 rpm platter. "Ride" sets the Wild West / "Wanted Dead Or Alive" tone that continues on "Stick To Your Guns," arguably the album's weakest cut. To be blunt, one could live without the whole cowboy trip.
Bon Jovi scores, though, with the slower "I'll Be There For You," which also has hit -single potential. JBJ and his Garden State gang rock out in style on "99 In The Shade" before closing the album with the slightly offbeat, tongue -in -cheek "Love For Sale."
Advance copies of "New Jersey" are being kept under wraps, though a number of industryites were scheduled to hear a playback of the album during PolyGram's Aug. 18 satellite press conference. Judge for yourself, but The Beat's verdict on this one is a definite two thumbs up.

maura, Thursday, 30 August 2018 15:05 (five years ago) link

(it's called "boys are back" because they covered "the boys are back in town" for the STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN/HIGHWAY TO HELL comp)

maura, Thursday, 30 August 2018 15:06 (five years ago) link

Btw, Beyonce's NJ has been discussed at some point, surely ?
I'm not sure she's had one yet, though.

AlXTC from Paris, Thursday, 30 August 2018 15:07 (five years ago) link

also i think born to be my baby is the best bon jovi song. also probably worth noting that the move of theirs that had the biggest impact in the year or so after NEW JERSEY came out was this :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_Cvi_-_wJg

maura, Thursday, 30 August 2018 15:08 (five years ago) link

xxpost
Yeah but what about "the feeling that starts fading at the time the NJ." then ?

AlXTC from Paris, Thursday, 30 August 2018 15:09 (five years ago) link

@ dog latin - it's hard for me to judge as an american how event-y any blur album was in the UK. maybe they all felt incredibly massive at the time. but it may be that what you're describing is more of a fairweather johnson? if it only has one big hyped single and people turn on it pretty quickly, it doesn't fit with the sense, at the time, that the band is just as big as ever. or if they've already descended a bit from their career peak then it also kinda falls at the wrong place in their narrative to count (one of the reasons we've always struggled with U2).

― got the scuba tube blowin' like a snork (Doctor Casino), Thursday, August 30, 2018 4:01 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

They were always huge in the UK from Parklife onwards. There was a bit of a critical backlash/reassessment after TGE and some of Damon's comments in the press but nothing significant, and as Brad says the S/T kind of reinvented them. But 13 came out on a big wave of hype, they were still hugely successful and were kind of everywhere, but I'd say the album is half great and half filler, and it really did feel like it was going to be hard for them to reinvent themselves after that.

Scritti Vanilli - The Word Girl You Know It's True (dog latin), Thursday, 30 August 2018 15:11 (five years ago) link

does it make sense for a genre to have a new jersey? does britpop have a collective new jersey

aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Thursday, 30 August 2018 15:11 (five years ago) link

or just regular jersey, I guess it woul dbe

aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Thursday, 30 August 2018 15:12 (five years ago) link

maura otm and thanks for those in media res reviews, fascinating

rip van wanko, Thursday, 30 August 2018 15:21 (five years ago) link

Every huge artist has their "Isle of Jersey"...

guardians of the gums: i am tooth (voodoo chili), Thursday, 30 August 2018 15:24 (five years ago) link

arcade fire - reflektor

― i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Thursday, May 22, 2014 8:40 PM (four years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this turned out to be pretty otm

guardians of the gums: i am tooth (voodoo chili), Thursday, 30 August 2018 15:26 (five years ago) link

Britpop's new jersey

https://theweekendpollution.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/sultans-of-ping-wheres-me-jumper.jpeg

Ward Fowler, Thursday, 30 August 2018 15:27 (five years ago) link

the albums are overstuffed and overlong. the songs are overstuffed and overlong. the production is overstuffed and exhausting.

i guess i don't think any of these are fair descriptions of 13, a record that i think is mostly them getting introvertedly weird, choral bloat of "tender" aside. it subverts the new jersey narrative in the same way the s/t does and in a way i think it kinda subverts itself

princess of hell (BradNelson), Thursday, 30 August 2018 15:31 (five years ago) link

thinking the record is "half filler" is immaterial in its new jersey status to me

princess of hell (BradNelson), Thursday, 30 August 2018 15:31 (five years ago) link

i was going to suggestion be here now as the obvious britpop new jersey but six years ago in this very thread it seemed to loosen into its own definition (which i agree with, thx doc casino)

A Be Here Now is probably its own shorthand already, right? For a massively anticipated album that just disappoints everyone from the word go, incredibly negative critical consensus, sense that success has gone to the band's heads. Fairweather Johnsons just miss the moment and fade into the night, Be Here Nows suck and everybody knows it.

princess of hell (BradNelson), Thursday, 30 August 2018 15:33 (five years ago) link

lol actually, apologies to dog latin, i think *i'm* getting to deep into notions of quality influencing the new jersey-ness of a record, just from the other end. i also live in the us so i never experienced "tender" as a huge hit

princess of hell (BradNelson), Thursday, 30 August 2018 15:37 (five years ago) link

fwiw i was not among those submitting 13, or any blur album, for NJ status.

got the scuba tube blowin' like a snork (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 30 August 2018 15:39 (five years ago) link

xp Blur is a bad choice. They don't have a New Jersey. 13 is a perfect album btw.

xp Rihanna doesn't have a New Jersey and I will lose my shit if anyone on here calls Anti a New Jersey.

billstevejim, Thursday, 30 August 2018 15:39 (five years ago) link

Part of this discussion that I wish newer posters would get is that the aesthetic merit of the New Jersey contender is irrelevant.

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 30 August 2018 15:40 (five years ago) link

fwiw i was not among those submitting 13, or any blur album, for NJ status.

― got the scuba tube blowin' like a snork (Doctor Casino), Thursday, August 30, 2018 8:39 AM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh yeah i totally know, i was just trying to square the very otm assessment you made with dog latin's claim

princess of hell (BradNelson), Thursday, 30 August 2018 15:41 (five years ago) link

13 was huge and hyped (not in the least because of the much-reported 'break up with Justine Frischmann'-angle), Tender was also huge. It's not a NJ though, nor a career killer like Fairweather Johnson.

And indeed, aesthetic merit doesn't matter.

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 30 August 2018 15:42 (five years ago) link

to be fair a very slight amount of quality decline is implied in the title of this thread ("feels a bit hollow")

aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Thursday, 30 August 2018 15:44 (five years ago) link

i agree that aesthetic merit is irrelevant to an album's qualifications NJ status - see all the DANGEROUS stans who voted for it in the poll. but the way that the factors that generate a NJ interface with aesthetics is interesting imho!

not all bloated indulgent albums are NJs, but nearly every NJ is bloated and indulgent, and once something DOES qualify as a NJ, it can be *more or less of one* based on bloat and indulgence, because "new jersey is a feeling."

got the scuba tube blowin' like a snork (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 30 August 2018 15:51 (five years ago) link

i think "bad" is MJ's new jersey

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 30 August 2018 15:53 (five years ago) link

shd be "mostly irrelevant" in my first line there - yes. "feels a bit hollow" matters, tho this can be located as much in the artist's star-text as in the music. what's key is to not treat this as *central* or you end up with just "album where they faltered creatively." combine that with not thinking much about "huge" and "event" and you end up with the worst kind of NJ newbie submission, "first album i didn't like as much by some act that sold 50,000 copies at their peak."

got the scuba tube blowin' like a snork (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 30 August 2018 15:54 (five years ago) link

"dangerous" won the poll!

got the scuba tube blowin' like a snork (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 30 August 2018 15:55 (five years ago) link

or no wait it was UYI. but dangerous was #2.

got the scuba tube blowin' like a snork (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 30 August 2018 15:56 (five years ago) link

WHO IS IT

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 30 August 2018 15:58 (five years ago) link

(breaks a glass)

got the scuba tube blowin' like a snork (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 30 August 2018 15:59 (five years ago) link

I agree MJ’s NJ is Bad. But it’s still loved, influential and respected, isn’t it ?

AlXTC from Paris, Thursday, 30 August 2018 16:00 (five years ago) link

That said, Dangerous too...

AlXTC from Paris, Thursday, 30 August 2018 16:01 (five years ago) link

Blur's New Jersey is clearly The Great Escape fwiw.

Matt DC, Thursday, 30 August 2018 16:01 (five years ago) link

a new jersey has to be an album of comparable success to its predecessor, but it can't be followed by an album of equal or greater success, because then it doesn't signal a career decline. check the stats on the great escape and blur versus new jersey and keep the faith. blur don't have one.

got the scuba tube blowin' like a snork (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 30 August 2018 16:11 (five years ago) link

nah i think a NJ is kind of pored-over, overthought... The Great Escape seems opposite of that. I think Blur were focused more on the pub and pills during that recording xp

rip van wanko, Thursday, 30 August 2018 16:17 (five years ago) link

If Damon Albarn has a New Jersey, it's probably that The Good The Bad And The Queen album or maybe the 2nd Gorillaz album.

billstevejim, Thursday, 30 August 2018 16:35 (five years ago) link

Does it work that way? Can someone have a New Jersey in an entirely different project?

billstevejim, Thursday, 30 August 2018 16:36 (five years ago) link

Does Phil Collins have a New Jersey?

billstevejim, Thursday, 30 August 2018 16:37 (five years ago) link

and since i am now prepared to declare Born This Way a settled New Jersey, here are the final stats:

THE FAME (2008) + THE FAME MONSTER (2009) - 15,000,000 worldwide, combined. in the US, the original THE FAME is certified 3x platinum and the freestanding EP at 1x (though it's not super clear how the deluxe edition fits in). all seven singles are US top ten, with two #1s and a #2 that is massive in the zeitgeist ("bad romance") but has the bad luck to be up against "empire state of mind." as singles/DLs, those top performers sold 8, 10, and 11 million.

BORN THIS WAY (2011) - 6,000,000 sold worldwide, US is 2x platinum. four top-ten singles and one more at #29 (so definitely not a Fairweather Johnson - she was still clearly a major act), but the biggest of these is the first, which shot to #1 (supporting "event" status) and it sells 4x platinum. obviously by 2011 physical sales are in much deeper decline and itunes sales are taking a real hit from streaming, so we should make some allowances - but clearly this is a moment that might charitably be seen as around, i don't know, 1/2 to 2/3 as successful as the artist's previous phase.

ARTPOP (2013) - 2,500,000 sold worldwide, US is single platinum. first single peaks at #4, second at #13, third at a pathetic #76.

the next album after that is a collection of duets with tony bennett (certified gold). her return to mainstream pop in 2016 goes single-platinum with two singles peaking at #15 and #4, neither of which i've ever heard except when actively seeking them out. i think if there have been any New Jerseys in the 2010s, Born This Way is one of them.

got the scuba tube blowin' like a snork (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 30 August 2018 16:39 (five years ago) link

A major act I don’t think has been mentioned here —

Public Enemy, Apocalypse 91... The Enemy Strikes Black

stan in the place where you work (morrisp), Thursday, 30 August 2018 16:40 (five years ago) link

A major act I don’t think has been mentioned here —

Public Enemy, Apocalypse 91... The Enemy Strikes Black

― stan in the place where you work (morrisp)

They weren't multiplatinum in '91.

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 30 August 2018 16:41 (five years ago) link

Bon Jovi continued to have big hits throughout the '90s from albums like Keep The Faith. So I think an artist can still chart and have platinum albums post- New Jersey.

billstevejim, Thursday, 30 August 2018 16:41 (five years ago) link

xxxxpost: yes, it's ...But Seriously, identified by chr1sb3singer upthread. We Can't Dance was also identified for Genesis, but controversially didn't make it to the poll.

got the scuba tube blowin' like a snork (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 30 August 2018 16:42 (five years ago) link

xxp -- Why does it have to be multiplatinum to qualify?

The album peaked at No. 4 on the Billboard 200 chart and at No. 1 on the Top R&B/Hip-Hop Albums chart. On November 26, 1991, Apocalypse 91 was certified platinum by the Recording Industry Association of America for shipments of one million copies in the United States.

At a glance, looks like it performed better than their previous album...

stan in the place where you work (morrisp), Thursday, 30 August 2018 16:45 (five years ago) link

Public Enemy talk leads to thinking of how a massive soundtrack single ("Fight The Power", "You Could Be Mine") ends up overshadowing the album that follows.

... (Eazy), Thursday, 30 August 2018 16:47 (five years ago) link

That was one of the criteria several years ago. And I don't think anyone considered a hollow album that augured the decline of PE.

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 30 August 2018 16:47 (five years ago) link

*considered it

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 30 August 2018 16:48 (five years ago) link

Was wondering why politics thread was quiet, realized it's cos yall in here

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 30 August 2018 16:48 (five years ago) link

And I don't think anyone considered a hollow album that augured the decline of PE.

I thought we just established that "New Jersey" wasn't considered to be that (at the time)! I thought that was the point... it's only definable in retrospect, after you see how the artist's next albums perform.

stan in the place where you work (morrisp), Thursday, 30 August 2018 16:50 (five years ago) link

Apocalypse '91 semi-qualifies i think...like a lot of NJ type albums it's really extremely good but it also felt like their moment was passing as it was being released. It's maybe not a full NJ though.

i kinda do think MJ's NJ is Bad as well...it was a huge album but the songs just weren't as undeniable except for a couple, maybe arguably only one. I'm not sure if external factors contributed to the NJ thing, i mean this was the time when MJ took some giant irreversible steps from being the coolest pop superstar in the world to the strangest and least-appealing to likely a majority of the tens of millions who scooped up Thriller.

omar little, Thursday, 30 August 2018 16:56 (five years ago) link

i know a 2,000 post thread is a big ask, but if you're a new arrival who finds this kind of record nerdery entertaining, you may not find reading through it to be unpleasant homework. the multiplatinum requirement is there because this is about "huge artists" who release "huge event albums," and how their position in pop culture shifts over time, and none of that makes sense for an artist selling at subplatinum numbers, they just aren't central to pop culture enough to be comparable to michael jackson, g'n'r, or bon jovi. we may wish the artist was at that level of bigness but it isn't always the case.

that being said, i could see a case being made for public enemy because things aside from their raw sales marked their centrality and made them household names - newspaper features, suburban fear-mongering, edward furlong's t-shirt in terminator 2 - but this gets us further from the reception of the records themselves.

got the scuba tube blowin' like a snork (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 30 August 2018 16:56 (five years ago) link

i think the friction between an anticipation/expectation on the part of the artist and perhaps the core fanbase that this album, the future New Jersey, will be a monstrous success that will equal or top the previous and perhaps be a true defining statement vs the reality that everyone else has moved on, isn't anticipating it as much, and the album is also actually not as compelling.

for some reason it reminds me of when an NFL running back runs for like 1800 yards in a season and everyone (especially the player and his coach) is saying he's going to rush for 2500 yards the next season, and then the guy creaks along for 1100 yards and declines and retires.

omar little, Thursday, 30 August 2018 17:00 (five years ago) link

mea culpa on the "multiplatinum" thing (it's true I haven't read the whole thread); but doing a Ctl-F, I don't see that was ever firmly established as criteria?

stan in the place where you work (morrisp), Thursday, 30 August 2018 17:01 (five years ago) link

i know a 2,000 post thread is a big ask, but if you're a new arrival who finds this kind of record nerdery entertaining, you may not find reading through it to be unpleasant homework.

tell that to my CPU

aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Thursday, 30 August 2018 17:04 (five years ago) link

the thing about bad is that i suspect it's only a subset of music critics and dedicated fans who would consider it his real dropping-off point. in the wider culture i still think it's seen about the way as it was when it came out: big, awesome, still-occupying-the-throne followup by the biggest star in the world. some of its extra-musical stuff is iconic and central to his megastar persona (especially the costuming in the videos); the extra-musical steps into alienating the audience correspond much more to dangerous, chronologically. bad produced seven top-ten hits, of which five went to #1 and at least four are still in regular rotation ("bad," "man in the mirror," "smooth criminal," and "the way you make me feel"). new jersey had five top-ten hits but their long-term status is much shakier i'd say. bad also did not signal a career decline - dangerous did just about as good sales-wise.

got the scuba tube blowin' like a snork (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 30 August 2018 17:04 (five years ago) link

morrisp - not by any means a formal criterion but i think it's more like, if record sales aren't in bon jovi scale, it's essential to prove "hugeness" and "event" in some other way, to avoid backsliding into talking about neutral milk hotel or what have you.

got the scuba tube blowin' like a snork (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 30 August 2018 17:08 (five years ago) link

Every era has its own "Neutral Milk Hotel" - an act ultimately feels a bit hollow & signals a cultural decline

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 30 August 2018 17:09 (five years ago) link

i think Bad qualifies in that it's a huge event album that in retrospect was just not at the same level and didn't have the same long-term listener enthusiasm. I would agree that it's a tough call, and I think MJ still being so huge in 1987 is kind of tricky, but i also think much of that album's success was riding on the success of Thriller as opposed to its own merits (which are not insignificant, but not near Thriller or Off the Wall level.) Dangerous...maybe? I guess it depends on which album was the one that took the wind out of MJ's sales.

going back a bit, as a U2 fan i can say they've had a weird career trajectory in terms of maintaining popularity and not being felled by their first NJ, and in fact coming back with their second-biggest selling album and one that is generally considered to be their best (if the Joshua Tree ain't.) I guess R&H doesn't quality in one sense: perhaps that it didn't quite feel like the gig was up at the time, it just felt like they'd made a major misstep. If we consider Pop as well, I think the same held true. The difference between the aftermaths of the two albums is for the former, U2 decided to do everything that was NOT expected of them, not just with the music but with full color ad campaigns and covers and garishness and OTT fashion. They went from posing like Mellencamp to trying to be like Bowie. But after Pop, they did what everyone would have expected them to do -- returned to a safer and more generic sound. So the stage was set for the actual NJ, which unlike the other two didn't feel like a misstep, it felt like they'd be continuing to do nothing surprising and they'd said everything they needed to say.

omar little, Thursday, 30 August 2018 17:19 (five years ago) link

if one of the criteria of a new jersey is that your next album has to have a song called "keep the faith" on it, then bad wins.

fact checking cuz, Thursday, 30 August 2018 17:24 (five years ago) link

now I'm trying to predict the next In the Aeroplane Over The Sea, the ten year old semi-obscure album turned supermeme

rip van wanko, Thursday, 30 August 2018 17:27 (five years ago) link

the next "Africa"

aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Thursday, 30 August 2018 17:29 (five years ago) link

ha with both of those it's like, why didn't i bet somebody

rip van wanko, Thursday, 30 August 2018 17:29 (five years ago) link

xxxp Yeah, I totally get ya...

stan in the place where you work (morrisp), Thursday, 30 August 2018 17:30 (five years ago) link

Nominating For Emma...

... (Eazy), Thursday, 30 August 2018 17:33 (five years ago) link

bon iver s/t is some indie NJ

niels, Thursday, 30 August 2018 17:41 (five years ago) link

wrt a U2 NJ I completely understand why y'all feel their career has been in decline for a while/felt a bit hollow but iirc RS had that iPhone invasion alb at #1 a few years back

niels, Thursday, 30 August 2018 17:42 (five years ago) link

neutral milk hotel were (and still are) good. they are more indicative of what i used to call the ani difranco problem, i.e. their ~mythology~ got annoying because of people who overperformatively liked them. in that way i guess they predicted the twitter age

maura, Thursday, 30 August 2018 18:10 (five years ago) link

(they're not the best elephant 6 band mind you. but they're not awful)

maura, Thursday, 30 August 2018 18:11 (five years ago) link

xps IMO Michael Jackson's "New Jersey" moment is the video for "Black & White"

sleeve, Thursday, 30 August 2018 18:15 (five years ago) link

But Seriously can be a New Jersey, ok.

IMO We Can't Dance is not a New Jersey because it sucks and was roundly, justifiably panned.

Moves like Javert (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 30 August 2018 18:16 (five years ago) link

That doesn't matter.

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 30 August 2018 18:19 (five years ago) link

I feel like a band losing hype machine status is separate from a New Jersey

aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Thursday, 30 August 2018 18:24 (five years ago) link

i think a NJ can be many things, not limited to:

an extremely deflating bad or mediocre album that sells massively based on the artist's reputation alone and gets some mileage on people trying to make it happen, but it never does and basically is the final peak of chart dominance

the last gasp "good" album that people view quickly thereafter as the last thing they'll need to hear from an artist because while it's good, it's not especially interesting or feels like it's repeating ideas

omar little, Thursday, 30 August 2018 18:26 (five years ago) link

Nominating For Emma...

― ... (Eazy), Thursday, August 30, 2018 12:33 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wait isn't that his first album? no way a first album can be a new jersey

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 30 August 2018 18:42 (five years ago) link

I guess if there are a bunch of EPs

aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Thursday, 30 August 2018 18:47 (five years ago) link

Nono, nominating For Emma in response to

now I'm trying to predict the next In the Aeroplane Over The Sea, the ten year old semi-obscure album turned supermeme

― rip van wanko, Thursday, August 30, 2018 5:27 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

... (Eazy), Thursday, 30 August 2018 18:48 (five years ago) link

I think he was nomming For Emma as a new In the Aeroplane Over the Sea.

omar little, Thursday, 30 August 2018 18:49 (five years ago) link

🤷‍♂️

omar little, Thursday, 30 August 2018 18:49 (five years ago) link

In my experience the phrase is 'the jig is up', with a J.

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/the_jig_is_up

the pinefox, Thursday, 30 August 2018 18:53 (five years ago) link

I always say this (in its entirety):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiUlksOV6NM

stan in the place where you work (morrisp), Thursday, 30 August 2018 18:56 (five years ago) link

fwiw i brought up NMH as an example of something that is not on-topic for this thread and which would be an annoying derail if any time were spent upon it

got the scuba tube blowin' like a snork (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 30 August 2018 19:04 (five years ago) link

sounds about right for NMH in general

aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Thursday, 30 August 2018 19:11 (five years ago) link

In my experience the phrase is 'the jig is up', with a J.

https://genius.com/Styx-renegade-lyrics

fact checking cuz, Thursday, 30 August 2018 20:10 (five years ago) link

Re public enemy, when was the advent of soundscan? I think you could make the argument that public enemy was more central to music than was represented by their chart position (as I recall doggystyle was the real benefactor of that?)

ILX’s bad boy (D-40), Thursday, 30 August 2018 20:29 (five years ago) link

I still think of the ultimate modern New Jersey being that Gaga album

ILX’s bad boy (D-40), Thursday, 30 August 2018 20:29 (five years ago) link

Can a NJ be someone’s best album? Could Blackout be Britney’s NJ? Or had she already slipped into cult-ish territory by then?

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Thursday, 30 August 2018 21:20 (five years ago) link

Circus had two #1 hits, so probably not.

guardians of the gums: i am tooth (voodoo chili), Thursday, 30 August 2018 21:33 (five years ago) link

Britney's NJ would be In the Zone if it weren't for the slight complication of her still having a career

aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Thursday, 30 August 2018 21:38 (five years ago) link

like the hype about the Madonna feature is prime new jersey surrounding material

aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Thursday, 30 August 2018 21:39 (five years ago) link

I was gonna say Boston - Don't Look Back, which came hot on the heels of their mega-popular s/t and outsold it by some margin (4 million sold in the first month), and yet, while the singles from the s/t STILL get played on classic rock radio ("More Than...", "Piece of Mind", "Long Time"), Don't Look Back, idk, people usually remember the title track and that's it? Felt like wheel-spinning. and then they disappeared for 8 years.

but given that Third Stage was mega successful commercially many years later and the song "Amanda" is still well-remembered, I don't think it counts.

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 30 August 2018 21:41 (five years ago) link

xps IMO Michael Jackson's "New Jersey" moment is the video for "Black & White"


Agreed

flappy bird, Thursday, 30 August 2018 21:49 (five years ago) link

Bad is 100% not a New Jersey because its singles are still ubiquitous.

flappy bird, Thursday, 30 August 2018 21:51 (five years ago) link

Viable ones:

Foreigner - Agent Provocateur
Styx - Kilroy Was Here

― don't slip in mud (Matt #2), Tuesday, August 7, 2012 6:31 PM (six years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

... (Eazy), Thursday, 30 August 2018 22:00 (five years ago) link

kilroy is a good un

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 30 August 2018 22:53 (five years ago) link

Can a NJ be someone’s best album? Could Blackout be Britney’s NJ? Or had she already slipped into cult-ish territory by then?

― licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Thursday, August 30, 2018 4:20 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I have days when I think New Jersey is Bon Jovi's best album.

I was gonna say Boston - Don't Look Back, which came hot on the heels of their mega-popular s/t and outsold it by some margin (4 million sold in the first month), and yet, while the singles from the s/t STILL get played on classic rock radio ("More Than...", "Piece of Mind", "Long Time"), Don't Look Back, idk, people usually remember the title track and that's it? Felt like wheel-spinning. and then they disappeared for 8 years.

but given that Third Stage was mega successful commercially many years later and the song "Amanda" is still well-remembered, I don't think it counts.

― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, August 30, 2018 4:41 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ha, iirc, we spent quite a while debating whether Don't Look Back or Third Stage should get this nod back in the day.

The inexorable rise of identity condiments (Sund4r), Thursday, 30 August 2018 22:53 (five years ago) link

Is you is or is you ain't
A New Jersey

AMANDA

Ubering With The King (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 30 August 2018 23:01 (five years ago) link

And I don't think anyone considered a hollow album that augured the decline of PE.

oh, they absolutely did - it's a good record with many great songs/tracks, but it's audibly the work of a completely different band than the first three. even the songs credited to The Bomb Squad on the next two don't have the original lineup, and Bedlam (on Muse) and He Got Game (the track) are the only two that really sound confident about what they're doing. from Muse-Sick on, every record is effectively made by interns*, and by 2000 Chuck was soliciting beats from white fanboys over the internet.

*OK, I haven't heard the Paris collab (or anything past Beats & Places)

▫◌▫ (sic), Thursday, 30 August 2018 23:01 (five years ago) link

third stage is weird because of the time jump but as noted upthread it was a huge event, in part *because* they'd been away. and the album had multiple at-the-time hits, not just "amanda." (i rep for "cool the engines.") point is at the time, I think, it seemed plausible that boston would keep being huge, firmly planted in rock's firmament. but in fact, it ultimately felt a bit hollow and signaled a career decline.

got the scuba tube blowin' like a snork (Doctor Casino), Friday, 31 August 2018 00:17 (five years ago) link

'Culture II' is 100% feeling like a 'New Jersey'.

Coming off "Bad and Boujee" and "T-Shirt" (and peripheral huge tracks like "I Get the Bag"), the success of 'CII' and its singles felt pre-destined
in a way that I'm not feeling about whatever the next album might be. For Atlanta in general, in retrospect, it feels like 2016 was the breakthrough, 2017 the victory lap, then 2018 is where momentum still delivered a bunch of "hits", but it seems like few people would go to bat for "Motorsport" or "Walk It Talk It" in the same way they would for "Bad and Boujee" or "T-Shirt" (see "Living on a Prayer" and "You Give Love a Bad Name" vs "Bad Medicine" and "Lay Your Hands on Me"). It also feels like the oversaturation of their style in the past couple years has removed any feeling of a new project being an EVENT (how can we miss you if you haven't gone away).

As if on cue, it even looks like they're doing the post-New Jersey move of taking a breath to reframe/control expectations/see if solo stardom beckons, with the most visible member releasing their first solo album. Call Quavo "young gun"?

mr.raffles, Monday, 3 September 2018 23:30 (five years ago) link

Was just thinking about Metallica's Load and Reload today - Load actually sold more copies in its first week than the Black Album did, but those albums are now seen as the beginning of a long creative slump that either ended with Death Magnetic or their newest album, or never ended at all.

grawlix (unperson), Monday, 3 September 2018 23:38 (five years ago) link

xpost def agree with culture ii

load is interesting, could make the argument but also the times had definitely changed

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 3 September 2018 23:45 (five years ago) link

Load was hated pretty roundly right off the bat

President Keyes, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 00:01 (five years ago) link

Load/Reload might be the biggest New Jersey of all-time! “Until It Sleeps” and “Hero of the Day” were on the radio and MTV constantly, MTV had a big Metallica promo contest. And then just one year later they did it all over again. “Unforgiven II” was horrid!

Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 00:12 (five years ago) link

Some fans might say The Black Album is their true New Jersey, but I don’t think an album can be a New Jersey if it has their biggest hit/signature song on it.

Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 00:13 (five years ago) link

Load was hated pretty roundly right off the bat

By old-school Metallica heads, yeah. But for a lot of people, Load was their first Metallica album. And it was the big schism where you could be a Metallica fan without being asked whether you owned the "No Life 'Til Leather" demo on cassette. I guarantee there were a shit-ton of people packing arenas on the Load tour who'd never heard a Slayer song.

I wrote about the 20th anniversary of Reload for Stereogum last year, and said this:

Similarly, Metallica were now subject to consideration from critics who hadn’t been paying attention during the early years. They were a multiplatinum stadium act that had headlined both Woodstock ’94 and the Lollapalooza tour, which meant it was time for generalist pop/rock writers to take notice. And generalists never go anywhere without pretending to have been there all along. For example, the Rolling Stone review of Reload ended, “Metal fans should still be grateful for Metallica: Wherever the band may roam musically, it presents hard-rock fortification against SoCal ska lite and scary pop phenomena such as the Spice Girls. But if the foursome is not capable of making a truly bad record anymore, Re-Load is not one of their greats. Like the transitional albums that moved the band from the pure aggression of Kill ‘Em All to the flawless “Black Album,” Load and Re-Load are just steppingstones in the ongoing Metallica legacy.” Yes, you read that right: Metallica was flawless and Ride The Lightning, Master Of Puppets and …And Justice For All were “transitional albums.”

grawlix (unperson), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 00:14 (five years ago) link

it presents hard-rock fortification against SoCal ska lite and scary pop phenomena such as the Spice Girls.

Ah, 1997.

Ubering With The King (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 00:19 (five years ago) link

Also I saw somewhere on FB that today is the 30th Anniversary of the release of "Bad Medicine" in advance of New Jersey.

Ubering With The King (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 00:21 (five years ago) link

yeah Black Album can’t be a Jersey bc its success was due entirely to its own hits, it wasn’t exactly moving units bc of people who got onboard with “nothing but singles” opus And Justice For All and were hoping for more of the same.

omar little, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 00:33 (five years ago) link

black album was one of the more absurd NJ suggestions when it was first pitched itt (or maybe the poll thread?) but Load has always been an interesting one. it definitely fits the huge event status, it sold well, it had several successful and ubiquitous singles, but surely doesn't have the same status in their legend as the s/t and "feels a bit hollow."

the weird thing is that a "career decline" is hard to exactly chart out for this band. in terms of quality most fans would probably not rate Reload or St. Anger as high as what came before - but probably the more you get into metallica, the more you start downgrading the s/t along with them! and meanwhile though they stayed commercially HUGE for years after Load, selling well with Reload and the symphonic album, mustering airplay hits with Garage Inc., doing the Mission Impossible 2 song... they were about as huge and reliably stadium-filling act as they were right when Load dropped, I think. OTOH if you try to make Reload the NJ it just doesn't feel event-like enough, having come out so quickly on the heels of Load and even being given a title that says "this is not an event, we just have some more music for the fans." casual rock radio listeners may not have even realized it was a separate album.

got the scuba tube blowin' like a snork (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 01:07 (five years ago) link

Also I saw somewhere on FB that today is the 30th Anniversary of the release of "Bad Medicine" in advance of New Jersey.

I was starting college 30 years ago this month, and there was a student who would sing "Thoreau is like Ralph Emerson" to the tune of this song.

... (Eazy), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 01:25 (five years ago) link

and "Ralph Emerson is what I read"

... (Eazy), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 01:25 (five years ago) link

hahahahha

got the scuba tube blowin' like a snork (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 01:26 (five years ago) link

the weird thing is that a "career decline" is hard to exactly chart out for this band.

Yeah, from a ticket sales standpoint they're still a commercial juggernaut. Their records don't sell as much as they did, but nobody's records do, and adjusted for deflation (of the overall music industry bubble) they're probably as popular as they've ever been.

grawlix (unperson), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 02:05 (five years ago) link

I mean people buy their 3k VIP packages

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 02:11 (five years ago) link

They played for about 45000 in Orlando last year i think

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 02:11 (five years ago) link

Am I the only one that cites this thread irl as an example of how amazing ILX can be?

flappy bird, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 04:55 (five years ago) link

i don't irl but this thread is all-time great, no doubt

alpine static, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 05:52 (five years ago) link

by "i don't irl" i just mean i don't talk about ilx to anyone irl

alpine static, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 05:53 (five years ago) link

yeah, Culture II definitely feels like a NJ.
We'll have to see what happens with their next album though.

AlXTC from Paris, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 08:49 (five years ago) link

Have we talked about Prince and Stevie Wonder already ?
I'm not sure they had a NJ, actually, which is surprising for such major stars with such a long career and that many albums.

AlXTC from Paris, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 08:55 (five years ago) link

I don't think most people would complain about that career decline.

The nexus of the crisis (Sund4r), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 10:26 (five years ago) link

prince's would be diamonds and pearls

ufo, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 10:41 (five years ago) link

hum. I don't think it qualifies for many reasons, one of them being that the follow-up was still one of Prince's highest selling albums (more than any of his 80s album except 1999, PR and Batman).
Actually Love Symbol would be his NJ on that aspect (his last album selling as much as his 80s output).

AlXTC from Paris, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 10:53 (five years ago) link

D&P : 6.8M (his biggest selling album after PR, of course with 21M, and close to Batman at 7M)
Love Symbol : 4.8M
Come : 1.3M

AlXTC from Paris, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 10:56 (five years ago) link

Diamonds and Pearls OTM

Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 11:20 (five years ago) link

Mini slump of Graffiti Bridge before D&P tho.

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 11:50 (five years ago) link

prince was ruled out early on i thought - too many albums, decline too gradual, no one obvious NJ candidate.

if stevie had one it'd be SitKoL but as discussed, it's too well-regarded and he remained a superstar in the 80s, just minus the every-album-a-classic artistic cred he'd previously had. something similar applies to elton john - we settled on Rock Of The Westies but it's not "event" enough to really fit so you're left with GYBR which is definitely an "event" with at least a bit of hollowness to it... but it also feels like his iconic, top-of-the-world album, and the decline is spread over several following records such that you can't really point to that one and say "it started to go sour here, behind the fireworks." i think NJs are rare or nonexistent before Thriller... with people knocking out a record every six months to a year, very very few albums were marketed or landed as major, monumental Events, and the ones that did have largely remained canonical. so like a deep beatles revisionist might argue for Sgt. Pepper's or the White Album as a secret NJ but 99% of everybody would think you were crazy. The Wall might qualify on quality and "career decline" but it seems a little too much bigger than its predecessors to really fit the arc.

got the scuba tube blowin' like a snork (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 12:48 (five years ago) link

Yeah, Elton and Prince are out: too many singles, too many mild resurgences in popularity.

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 13:01 (five years ago) link

SitKoL sounds totally crazy to me !
Hotter than July, since it was the final "classic" album, maybe.

AlXTC from Paris, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 13:02 (five years ago) link

I don't think anyone listened to Key of Life even years later and thought, "Well, this sounds hollow and his popularity will start to sag." He won three Album of the Year Grammys; the dude was due for a fall.

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 13:03 (five years ago) link

if Wonder has one it's In Square Circle. Take a look at the underwhelming reception for Characters.

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 13:04 (five years ago) link

and was Hotter Than July a huge event? he'd sort of let things cool down by putting out Secret Life of Plants. i think he doesn't have one. Key of Life is like Mellon Collie, where there may be some who think it sounds a bit hollow but far more who consider it the crowning glory on a rich and productive period, and then the followup is so obviously NOT "here's more of the same" that by the time they come "back," the stakes are lower. stevie was obv way more successful post-SitKoL than billy pumpkin was post-MCIS but whatever route their career decline took, it wasn't down the New Jersey Turnpike.

got the scuba tube blowin' like a snork (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 13:06 (five years ago) link

Regarding The Wall:

Floyd's The Final Cut went platinum in the USA & was #1 in the UK, I'll put it forward

― Euler, Tuesday, August 7, 2012 7:40 PM (six years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

droit au butt (Euler), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 13:10 (five years ago) link

ILM is one of the few places where Key of Life isn't beloved.

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 13:10 (five years ago) link

re: Prince, I mostly agree with you about a lack of NJ but he kept a good sales level from 1999 to Symbol.
After Symbol he was over as a relevant mainstream star, though.

AlXTC from Paris, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 13:12 (five years ago) link

Painting 'Slave' on one's face has a way of doing that.

... (Eazy), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 14:10 (five years ago) link

(In terms of corporate support behind singles, making albums events, etc.)

... (Eazy), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 14:10 (five years ago) link

third stage is weird because of the time jump but as noted upthread it was a huge event

My enduring memory of this record is of hearing "Amanda" on the radio for the first time. After the song ended, there were several seconds of dead air -- extremely unusual for the biggest FM rock station in Chicago. The DJ finally came on and said, "We waited eight years for that?!"

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 14:51 (five years ago) link

We waited eight years for that
Like we did for Pat

AMANDA

droit au butt (Euler), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 14:59 (five years ago) link

We waited eight years for that
And the album landed splat
AMANDA

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 15:02 (five years ago) link

ILM is one of the few places where Key of Life isn't beloved.

― The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, September 4, 2018 8:10 AM (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wait what? people on here don't like Songs in the Key of Life??

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 16:13 (five years ago) link

i think alfred's projecting on us

princess of hell (BradNelson), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 16:16 (five years ago) link

I am projecting a photo of the Talking Book sleeve.

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 16:17 (five years ago) link

Songs... is way too long. Innervisions and Talking Book are much better records.

grawlix (unperson), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 16:28 (five years ago) link

it's hardly hollow though

President Keyes, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 16:31 (five years ago) link

SitKoL is too long but with so many great songs that it’s alright.
Talking Book is my favourite albums but Songs is right behind.
Anyway, one of the best albums ever can’t be a NJ, come on now !

AlXTC from Paris, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 17:00 (five years ago) link

SITKOL had massive singles and was his biggest seller, i really maintain a crucial part of NJs is that their initial success is primarily based on residual excitement from the album immediately preceding it, and the wait and buildup carrying over into the album's release and then being deflated. Which is why the perfect New Jersey is actually still probably Adrenalize, i remember the excitement at "Let's Get Rocked" fading very quickly into an empty feeling that it was all over for the Lep.

omar little, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 17:11 (five years ago) link

a crucial part of NJs is that their initial success is primarily based on residual excitement from the album immediately preceding it

yeah i agree w/this

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 17:36 (five years ago) link

I feel like Songs in the Key of Life was, before I even heard Stevie Wonder (outside of 80s radio songs), the one that I sort of read or heard about as a classic album

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 17:37 (five years ago) link

me too

flappy bird, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 17:52 (five years ago) link

yep

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 17:54 (five years ago) link

it's funny, every time i bring up SitKoL in this thread I'm explicitly stating it fails to be a NJ but it comes out wrong because like eighteen posts go by with people saying no way it's a NJ. to be clear, I like the album a lot and do not think it is a NJ!

got the scuba tube blowin' like a snork (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 17:58 (five years ago) link

New Jerseys i think are never albums that have a lasting legacy despite their massive sales. i think that is the purest distilled essence of a NJ album (though by no means its only definition, tbh.)

related: it was pretty funny when i went into Target a couple years ago and their new "vintage" rock shirts section included an Adrenalize tour shirt. i think the creative team back at HQ was missing a key member or two.

omar little, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 17:59 (five years ago) link

but different people have different ideas, like Doctor Casino constantly going on about SITKOL being a New Jersey

omar little, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 18:00 (five years ago) link

>_<

got the scuba tube blowin' like a snork (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 19:20 (five years ago) link

i am the new jersey to da croupier's slippery

got the scuba tube blowin' like a snork (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 19:21 (five years ago) link

whiney is dom's NJ imo

strong deutan (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 19:23 (five years ago) link

culture ii does not feel like a nj to me

dyl, Wednesday, 5 September 2018 04:16 (five years ago) link

really ?
To me it's like an obvious NJ case !

To be a New Jersey:
- follow-up to a huge, (possibly) defining record : check
- has less and/or smaller hits than prev album - or - hits based more on momentum than appeal : check
- brings with it the feeling that the NEXT record (if there is one) will see the bottom fall out (relatively speaking): check

AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 5 September 2018 07:53 (five years ago) link

But of course, as we've seen many times in this thread, this is not rocket science !

AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 5 September 2018 07:54 (five years ago) link

Lovesexy is Prince's surely. The Graffiti Bridge film didn't even get a Uk cinema release that's how bad things had got by then.

piscesx, Wednesday, 5 September 2018 07:59 (five years ago) link

Yeah but then Batman, D&P and Love Symbol were big.
Love Symbol has his last mainstream hits.

AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 5 September 2018 08:10 (five years ago) link

So regarding the thread title, not EVERY huge artist has a NJ !

AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 5 September 2018 08:16 (five years ago) link

Lovesexy definitely his NJ
D&P and Symbol had some hits and sold but none of them really felt like zeitgeisty events (same way Bon Jovi had hits or at least one after NJ)

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Wednesday, 5 September 2018 09:31 (five years ago) link

Yeah but regarding the NJ conditions, after Lovesexy there's Batman which was HUGE and then D&P which was his 2nd biggest album sales
I don't hink a NJ can be followed by some of the most successful albums of an artist...

AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 5 September 2018 09:41 (five years ago) link

also, Lovesexy followed Sign which wasn't more successful than the previous albums, so again, not a NJ condition.

AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 5 September 2018 09:42 (five years ago) link

@dyl

How do you figure CII isn't a New Jersey?

mr.raffles, Wednesday, 5 September 2018 12:54 (five years ago) link

Batman and other albums may have been hits, but there was definitely the feeling that Prince's imperial period was over after Lovesexy

President Keyes, Wednesday, 5 September 2018 13:45 (five years ago) link

(same way Bon Jovi had hits or at least one after NJ)

Eight top 40 hits on Billboard post-New Jersey
Ten top 10 albums, not counting compilations, including four at #1

The nexus of the crisis (Sund4r), Wednesday, 5 September 2018 14:10 (five years ago) link

Batman and other albums may have been hits, but there was definitely the feeling that Prince's imperial period was over after Lovesexy

I totally agree but then it's only one of the conditions for a NJ. That's why I don't think it qualifies.

AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 5 September 2018 14:17 (five years ago) link

lotta king jersey only going on in this thread

aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Wednesday, 5 September 2018 14:19 (five years ago) link

Prince probably doesn't have a New Jersey.

I feel like if he did it would have to be Around the World in a Day

the Batman soundtrack was huge, but honestly I think that was part of the whole crazy pop culture phenomenon around that movie

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 5 September 2018 14:29 (five years ago) link

yeah but tbf prince being selected to be part of that circus suggests he was still a huge event level artist. he doesn't have one imo.

re: CII, trying to evaluate an album just released this year is a fool's game. this thread was prompted by consideration of Born This Way during the leadup to ARTPOP but BTW's NJ-ness wasn't really verifiable until at least the release of Joanne and maybe later.

got the scuba tube blowin' like a snork (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 5 September 2018 14:33 (five years ago) link

Wu Tang 'The W' (or maybe already 'Wu Tang Forever'?)

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Wednesday, 5 September 2018 14:44 (five years ago) link

Yeah, Forever imo.
It was their biggest seller following the breakthrough but it all went downward quickly after that.

AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 5 September 2018 14:52 (five years ago) link

oooooh, Wu-Tang Forever might just be a candidate. fits at least the general outline - massive massive event that in hindsight feels more like a victory lap as they never really attained anywhere close to those heights again. the most successful later outings had at most one single that really made an impact (e.g. "got your money"). i wasn't listening to rap radio or BET super regularly in the late 90s/early 00s but i have the vague sense that the genre was going through shifts comparable to rock radio in the late 90s/early 00s, that may have left acts like the wu a little out of step? one of those "the genre/audience changed out from under them" scenarios, common to many NJ's. also the numbers are there - iirc, up to that point, killa beez had sold fifty gold, sixty platinum.

got the scuba tube blowin' like a snork (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 5 September 2018 14:59 (five years ago) link

I posited shortly after he died that Batman itself was Prince's NJ, because it did "ultimately feel hollow" and the hits from it felt compromised even at the time. Graffiti Bridge confirmed those pessimistic expectations, and his subsequent smattering of '90s hits felt like a different, off-peak phase of his career.

If it's not Batman though, I'm fine with the idea of Prince not having a NJ.

Josefa, Wednesday, 5 September 2018 15:00 (five years ago) link

Yeah actually it kinda works with Batman. Except Batman didn't surf on the momentum of the previous album's success...

AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 5 September 2018 15:02 (five years ago) link

But I guess the final consensus is that Prince doesn't have one.

AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 5 September 2018 15:03 (five years ago) link

Forever always seemed odd, as it was undeniably huge at the time but felt almost anti-commercial

looking at Prince certifications. It's so up and down--surprised that Lovesexy only went Gold and the two preceding albums were 1X Platinum

Batman went 2X Platinum, then Graffitti Bridge Gold, then D&P 2X Platinum

President Keyes, Wednesday, 5 September 2018 15:06 (five years ago) link

Wu-Tang Forever is actually fucking amazing, so many great songs on that

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 5 September 2018 15:09 (five years ago) link

About the NPG/D&P and Symbol years, I remember that he was still huge on tv/radio.
then he disappeared almost overnight !

AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 5 September 2018 15:10 (five years ago) link

Yeah, the problem with Forever is that it's actually a GREAT album (although too long).

AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 5 September 2018 15:11 (five years ago) link

there's def some kind of limit condition where when an artist is too huge for too long, it's less and less likely that they'll have an NJ and that if they do it's more contested. because they've just accumulated too many fans, maybe even too many *demographics* of fans, that they can't really shed them fast enough for the post-NJ slide to happen. by 1989 prince had been adding new fans for most of a decade across idk eight or nine albums of which at least five or six were "huge events." that just isn't going to dissipate all at once even if you're actively TRYING to kill it, let alone reaching for new cross-promotional heights with the biggest blockbuster of the summer. see the earlier comments about the stones/jay-z "every album will be an event til they die" phenomenon. this may also be why we keep coming back to relitigate bad vs. dangerous.

got the scuba tube blowin' like a snork (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 5 September 2018 15:11 (five years ago) link

But whenever you hear some Wu Tang nowadays (radio, movies...), it's 100% Enter.
Forever (and the following albums) didn't leave a mark in the culture (except for the fans, obviously).

AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 5 September 2018 15:14 (five years ago) link

One could argue that Batman was really a follow up to Sign O the Times and its accompanying concert film, since right after that came the confusion over the Black Album being advertised as his next album, then suddenly withdrawn, then Lovesexy appears as a single unsequenced track making it seem like an oddity (though I still think the quality of Lovesexy places it in his imperial phase).

Josefa, Wednesday, 5 September 2018 15:15 (five years ago) link

agreed abt forever being anti-commercial - not a lot of "singles" there in terms of reasonable length, recurring hooks, etc. whereas most of the predecessor wu records had at least two or three obvious singles i think. and yet it sold crazily because they were obviously the hugest thing going and getting them back together on a double album was inevitably super anticipated. they'd planned it that way. "triumph" indeed. then when The W had more obvious single material, it sort of worked but also felt much more like an ordinary album and not an event, their status had deflated in the intervening years.

got the scuba tube blowin' like a snork (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 5 September 2018 15:17 (five years ago) link

One could argue that Batman was really a follow up to Sign O the Times and its accompanying concert film,

Except the film was poorly distributed and promoted, and barely played a week in the few towns where you could see it. Even if you were a huge Prince fan at the time, you would've missed the film...or missed hearing about the film at all.

xp

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 5 September 2018 15:20 (five years ago) link

It was a big hit at my college but I guess I was living in kind of a bubble at the time

Josefa, Wednesday, 5 September 2018 15:26 (five years ago) link

The chief cultural legacy of Wu-Tang Forever is the Triumph music video. Almost everything else seems to have fallen by the wayside

guardians of the gums: i am tooth (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 5 September 2018 15:30 (five years ago) link

Lovesexy appears as a single unsequenced track making it seem like an oddity

did it really sell more on CD than on cassette and LP combined tho?

▫◌▫ (sic), Wednesday, 5 September 2018 16:20 (five years ago) link

well those formats were unsequenced too iirc, just divided into two sides

Josefa, Wednesday, 5 September 2018 16:36 (five years ago) link

yeah besides promo copies the Lovesexy vinyl wasn't banded

flappy bird, Wednesday, 5 September 2018 16:41 (five years ago) link

Since they've both been mentioned in the past 24 hours, here's something that happened in Minneapolis last night:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=92&v=FgQ57Gv7W7k

Pesto Mindset (Eazy), Wednesday, 5 September 2018 19:33 (five years ago) link

The chief cultural legacy of Wu-Tang Forever is the Triumph music video. Almost everything else seems to have fallen by the wayside

― guardians of the gums: i am tooth (voodoo chili), Wednesday, September 5, 2018 10:30 AM (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I feel like Deck's "bomb atomically" verse is pretty iconic and referenced often

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 5 September 2018 19:39 (five years ago) link

referenced upthread in fact:

iirc, up to that point, killa beez had sold fifty gold, sixty platinum.

President Keyes, Wednesday, 5 September 2018 19:44 (five years ago) link

re: talk of PE's Apocalypse '91 as NJ

When it came out I was disappointed by the sparser production style, and always thought it had to do with samples becoming expensive, but I read the wikipedia entry and found out that the album also suffered from the Bomb Squad's tracks being stolen, and that they had to try to recreate them from scratch with an album deadline looming.

President Keyes, Wednesday, 5 September 2018 19:52 (five years ago) link

Wow, I didn't know that about Apocalypse. I was majorly disappointed by it too (though I had unrealistic expectations based on the preceding two records), apart from one or two songs.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 5 September 2018 20:11 (five years ago) link

Mumble rap the New Jersey of hip-hop as a genre.

runs away***

Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 5 September 2018 20:14 (five years ago) link

Xps to UMS—you’re right, more accurate to say the lasting legacy is Triumph and it’s video.

guardians of the gums: i am tooth (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 5 September 2018 20:23 (five years ago) link

Forever is extremely amazing, if it’s a New Jersey it may be the best one artistically speaking.

omar little, Wednesday, 5 September 2018 20:39 (five years ago) link

yeah besides promo copies the Lovesexy vinyl wasn't banded

ah! it wasn't exactly a shocking new development for a cassette not to have track markers though, and a) you can still see density in a groove, and b) a tiny proportion of pop album buyers wouldn't just play through a side anyway. I doubt it really made many feel the album was lesser or throwaway.



I read the wikipedia entry and found out that the album also suffered from the Bomb Squad's tracks being stolen, and that they had to try to recreate them from scratch with an album deadline looming.

Hmmm. This is a bit dubious - is Hank's claim that the four-man lineup had an entire albumsworth (or 12) of full tracks, and it's only once they went missing that Chuck, Eric and Keith walked, and a bunch of rookies were hired to try and reconstruct them solely from Hank's own recollection of what they were? If so, you'd think he would have had a writing credit on at least one track.

(Especially since pretty much every non-PE group that worked with the (three-piece) Bomb Squad said that Eric did just about all the work with them, and Hank was mainly involved for the final mix. and IIRC Keith was basically out the door wrt PE, working with Bell Biv Devoe & al, before Fear Of A Black Planet.)

▫◌▫ (sic), Wednesday, 5 September 2018 22:00 (five years ago) link

man that is a badly written piece

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 5 September 2018 22:10 (five years ago) link

a tiny proportion of pop album buyers wouldn't just play through a side anyway

not so sure about that. it was exactly as easy to play a single track as it was to play an entire side, and pop fans routinely did that, skipping around from song to song or playing one song over and over. even in the golden age of albums, singles and tracks still ruled.

fact checking cuz, Thursday, 6 September 2018 00:23 (five years ago) link

it was exactly as easy to play a single track as it was to play an entire side

of course it wasn't! not that it was super-hard, but you have to be next to the record player at the start and the end of the track. and to carefully find the exact spot to drop the needle. as opposed to just putting it on and then walking away or sitting down or playing a game or playing with the cat or making out or reading a book or staring at the ceiling and listening.

▫◌▫ (sic), Thursday, 6 September 2018 07:53 (five years ago) link

Yeah clearly : listening to cassettes and LPs was a totally different experience due to that (even though, of course, you could fast forward the cassette, find the exact spot for the needle etc but it wasn't the easiest and most common way to listen to these.
So yeah, Lovesexy's 1 track thing was only an issue on cd (and now on mp3 !).
Has another artist tried to do that gimmick again, by the way ?

AlXTC from Paris, Thursday, 6 September 2018 09:55 (five years ago) link

not that it was super-hard, but you have to be next to the record player at the start and the end of the track. and to carefully find the exact spot to drop the needle.

it was super-easy! if the record player was playing, you were in the same room as the record player! it's not like you put it on in your bedroom and then moved on to the living room. you had to be close by if you wanted to hear it. and finding the exact spot to drop the needle wasn't exactly brain surgery. pick up needle, move needle to band between songs, drop needle. it was as natural and ingrained as hitting the play button on your phone is now. (phone vs. phono! fight!) and for most people, it required no more care than that.

fact checking cuz, Thursday, 6 September 2018 14:32 (five years ago) link

Stop, you’re both right

stan in the place where you work (morrisp), Thursday, 6 September 2018 14:46 (five years ago) link

i only listen to lovesexy in serato

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 6 September 2018 15:00 (five years ago) link

Errr why do you have to stay next to the vinyl deck to listen to the music !? They were (and are) connected to speakers in the room (and even around the house) !

AlXTC from Paris, Thursday, 6 September 2018 17:10 (five years ago) link

And fast forwarding a cassette was a pain in the ass (and emptied your walkman batteries in a wink)...

AlXTC from Paris, Thursday, 6 September 2018 17:12 (five years ago) link

my next response to this extremely important vinyl sub-thread would almost assuredly be the vinyl sub-thread's new jersey -- hugely popular and maybe acclaimed now thanks to the pre-existing interest in this sub-thread, but history would not look at it kindly. history might even mock it. bad medicine, as it were. i shall not release that response.

fact checking cuz, Thursday, 6 September 2018 17:36 (five years ago) link

Eheh yeah at one point I was wondering in which thread I was discussing how to find a track on vinyl/cassette... the link with NJ is not obvious !

AlXTC from Paris, Thursday, 6 September 2018 18:12 (five years ago) link

Errr why do you have to stay next to the vinyl deck to listen to the music !?

to listen to one single track on an LP side, you have to be next to the record player at the end of the song to lift the tone arm

(and even around the house) !

or you can just have your butler do it, I guess

▫◌▫ (sic), Thursday, 6 September 2018 18:13 (five years ago) link

Sorry to interrupt this fascinating sub-topic.
Hip-hop seems a fertile genre for NJs (careers seem to rise and crash faster).

50 cents “Massacre” could be a good one (sold pretty massively yet has left no mark in pop history)

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Friday, 7 September 2018 08:51 (five years ago) link

yeah otm for 50.
Was there a consensus about Jay-Z's ?
I can't really think of one...

AlXTC from Paris, Friday, 7 September 2018 09:39 (five years ago) link

Blueprint 2

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Friday, 7 September 2018 09:40 (five years ago) link

Eminem's would be Encore, maybe ?

AlXTC from Paris, Friday, 7 September 2018 09:40 (five years ago) link

Now way ! There's the Black Album after !

AlXTC from Paris, Friday, 7 September 2018 09:41 (five years ago) link

And even the Blueprint 3 had almost an equivalent success 3 albums later...

AlXTC from Paris, Friday, 7 September 2018 09:43 (five years ago) link

50 Cent's The Massacre is def the most New Jersey rap album of all time, though.

― some dude, Tuesday, August 7, 2012 11:04 PM (six years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

niels, Friday, 7 September 2018 10:17 (five years ago) link

my conviction is that THE MASSACRE is the last "core" new jersey. (....)

― got the scuba tube blowin' like a snork (Doctor Casino), Thursday, August 30, 2018 10:53 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

got the scuba tube blowin' like a snork (Doctor Casino), Friday, 7 September 2018 11:32 (five years ago) link

Oops. Should have done a search in thread

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Friday, 7 September 2018 11:57 (five years ago) link

Hip Hop is a different beast, it seems to me, in that a lot of times an artist, like Coolio for instance, will just fall off after a huge hit album because times have moved on so fast.

President Keyes, Friday, 7 September 2018 12:26 (five years ago) link

Jay's fake retirement kinda muddies the waters with him wrt a New Jersey...

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 September 2018 12:43 (five years ago) link

agree with the Massacre

Coolio had a big album and hits but he was never perceived as a dominant force in hip hop even at his peak. 50, Jay, and Eminem are at least in the position to have a New Jersey in the first place.

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 September 2018 12:45 (five years ago) link

Coolio was a guy who had some massive singles but it’s not like the album itself, while it was a big seller, had any cultural impact vs the songs making their own separate impacts. The albums are just delivery systems for a couple massive hits. Which is obv very common, it’s like idk Ace of Base or The Wallflowers. Coolio was also perceived as more a “personality” than he was an artist, probably and perhaps unfortunately.

omar little, Friday, 7 September 2018 13:02 (five years ago) link

Did The Cure have a NJ ?

AlXTC from Paris, Friday, 7 September 2018 13:17 (five years ago) link

The Massacre is a good choice (my favorite 50 album too).

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 September 2018 13:17 (five years ago) link

I couldn't remember ANY single from it. After checking it out, turns out I didn't like any single (except "Hate it or Love it" but it was from the Game's album anyway).

AlXTC from Paris, Friday, 7 September 2018 13:26 (five years ago) link

for The Cure I imagine maybe Wish?

omar little, Friday, 7 September 2018 13:27 (five years ago) link

Yeah seems right. Even The Cure's fans don't really like it, I think !

AlXTC from Paris, Friday, 7 September 2018 13:31 (five years ago) link

wish largely rules imo

princess of hell (BradNelson), Friday, 7 September 2018 13:34 (five years ago) link

weird album as far as fans go. i absolutely love it.

strong deutan (rip van wanko), Friday, 7 September 2018 14:02 (five years ago) link

omar and ums OTM re: Coolio. as for Eminem, Encore is what ended up in the poll but it never felt very settled. imho Encore really feels more like a Fairweather Johnson - huge sales but it's *purely* momentum and the singles campaign is out of gas halfway through. also the "career decline" is harder to read because he just "retired" for a few years after and returned to cooled-down hype and expectations. The Eminem Show *feels* way more like a New Jersey, but as croup pointed out, 8 Mile comes out later that same year. you could maybe count them together as his New Jersey moment, but then you've got two of his most enduring legacy songs, and with Lose Yourself maybe his biggest song ever, in the "New Jersey" ... which doesn't feel right.

The Cure are probably not huge enough to have one of these - couple of platinum albums but they only have a tiny number of top ten hits and never more than one per album, so hard to see any of them dropping with Jovian hugeness. it's not really surprising that after emerging from comparative obscurity to have a couple of quite successful albums, they didn't replicate that on an ongoing basis.

got the scuba tube blowin' like a snork (Doctor Casino), Friday, 7 September 2018 14:27 (five years ago) link

WISH second only to THE HEAD ON THE DOOR

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 September 2018 14:28 (five years ago) link

i think the New Jersey concept scales down nicely to non-HUGE acts

strong deutan (rip van wanko), Friday, 7 September 2018 14:51 (five years ago) link

and HOTD otm. I love "Push" but it's a New Jersey distilled into a single track imo

strong deutan (rip van wanko), Friday, 7 September 2018 14:53 (five years ago) link

... what

princess of hell (BradNelson), Friday, 7 September 2018 14:53 (five years ago) link

The Cure's not big enough.

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 September 2018 14:53 (five years ago) link

xxpost I think non-Huge acts need a separate thread though, to avoid all those "Wowee Zowee" type suggestions earlier in the thread.

President Keyes, Friday, 7 September 2018 14:55 (five years ago) link

agreed with keyes - it should be its own thread imho, just because it will spawn a thousand overlapping artist-specific discussions as devotees of Apollo 18 and Hail to the Thief and Wilder contest their classification but without larger-than-life hard data to cut through the murk. croup was right to police this boundary of the thread imo, we're dealing with a specific phenomenon of mega-successful albums here and some aspects of that actually don't scale at all.

got the scuba tube blowin' like a snork (Doctor Casino), Friday, 7 September 2018 14:56 (five years ago) link

I can't find the New Jersey poll thread !

AlXTC from Paris, Friday, 7 September 2018 14:57 (five years ago) link

Wish is clearly The Cure's NJ (and around 1992 these guys were nearly as big as REM)

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Friday, 7 September 2018 14:57 (five years ago) link

like what would be the equivalent of having five top ten singles but no real pop cultural presence a decade later - having two that make it into the top forty but the fans don't really rank it as highly as the predecessor? is that really all that interesting?

got the scuba tube blowin' like a snork (Doctor Casino), Friday, 7 September 2018 14:57 (five years ago) link

@ baaderonixx - hmm, maybe a US versus UK thing? in the US the Cure were almost quantifiably one-quarter as huge as REM, who by 1992 had had four US top-ten hits and steadily increasing album sales (1987: platinum, 1988: double platinum, 1991 and 1992: 4x platinum each) ((though some of that must be later sales). by 1992 the cure had also had four top-tenners back home, but just one in the US, where their 1989 album went double-platinum and their 1992 album went single.

got the scuba tube blowin' like a snork (Doctor Casino), Friday, 7 September 2018 15:03 (five years ago) link

One of the many ways in which we knew something had to change about counting record sales in the pre-Soundscan era is how country and college radio acts were consistently under-counted. By 1989 the Cure were selling out Dodger Stadium, Depeche Mode had reached that stage a year earlier, and Morrissey was almost there. None of their Billboard album peaks before late spring '91 reflected their actual sales.

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 September 2018 15:07 (five years ago) link

Okay, that's a good point, I didn't realize that!

got the scuba tube blowin' like a snork (Doctor Casino), Friday, 7 September 2018 15:09 (five years ago) link

yeah Dr C, I don't know - I was living in California at the time and a new Cure album definitely felt like a massive event (granted, maybe not Bon Jovi massive but then we're really gonna run out of bands to talk about)

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Friday, 7 September 2018 15:13 (five years ago) link

xpost
Thankx Dr C ! I don't know why the search engine couldn't find it...
As for Cure not being big enough to qualify, yeah, I disagree. They were not Pavement level at the time !

AlXTC from Paris, Friday, 7 September 2018 15:23 (five years ago) link

i still don't really think wish is a nj

princess of hell (BradNelson), Friday, 7 September 2018 15:29 (five years ago) link

The immediate followup to Wish, released, say, a year or two later, might've been a NJ, but Wild Mood Swings was released four years later in a different era and diminished expectations, therefore I conclude that the Cure don't have an NJ.

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 September 2018 15:33 (five years ago) link

*stamp*
next !

AlXTC from Paris, Friday, 7 September 2018 15:53 (five years ago) link

Is The 20/20 Experience or Man of the Woods worthy of consideration?

Also am looking at a list of Super Bowl halftime shows and seeing if there are many corollaries...

Pesto Mindset (Eazy), Friday, 7 September 2018 15:53 (five years ago) link

(granted, maybe not Bon Jovi massive but then we're really gonna run out of bands to talk about)

yup! "huge artists" at Bon Jovi scale are rare, and so are NJs. but if we had a thread about flightless birds, would you really say "look, we've probably covered most of them, how about we move on to sparrows and chickadees? love those little guys!"

got the scuba tube blowin' like a snork (Doctor Casino), Friday, 7 September 2018 15:56 (five years ago) link

20/20 felt like a NJ but damn did I hear Mirrors and Suit and Tie on the radio all the fucking time for about a year

President Keyes, Friday, 7 September 2018 15:57 (five years ago) link

Justified - 10 million
FutureSexLoveSounds - 10 million
The 20/20 Experience - 6 million

And worldwide mega launch and a single that was everywhere...

Pesto Mindset (Eazy), Friday, 7 September 2018 16:05 (five years ago) link

mercury rev

secret migration was shit

only good song was that one from laurel canyon, after that they dipped into mediocre new age wank also - the collabs on the avalanches record were tie dyed cock eyed bullshit tbf.

dig me out requiem (Ross), Friday, 7 September 2018 16:07 (five years ago) link

siiiiiiiigh

got the scuba tube blowin' like a snork (Doctor Casino), Friday, 7 September 2018 16:10 (five years ago) link

xpost flag post

President Keyes, Friday, 7 September 2018 16:16 (five years ago) link

go ahead flag me, not like i care son

dig me out requiem (Ross), Friday, 7 September 2018 16:17 (five years ago) link

20/20 felt like a NJ but damn did I hear Mirrors and Suit and Tie on the radio all the fucking time for about a year

― President Keyes, Friday, September 7, 2018 11:57 AM (twenty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

where it's still super popular and even more popular than the albums that preceded it but there's some sense that the gig is up.

aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Friday, 7 September 2018 16:18 (five years ago) link

haha katherine on point as always

dig me out requiem (Ross), Friday, 7 September 2018 16:19 (five years ago) link

i've read the description 800 times thanks, but one of the other qualifiers is that the singles fade from memory, and Mirrors in particular has seemingly stuck in the public consciousness as much as any of the Futuresex singles

President Keyes, Friday, 7 September 2018 16:24 (five years ago) link

20/20 Experience is an interesting example because the drop-off was immediately apparent with the sequel album released later in the year that everybody instantly forgot about.

guardians of the gums: i am tooth (voodoo chili), Friday, 7 September 2018 16:28 (five years ago) link

Wish isn't a New Jersey, "Friday I'm in Love" is remembered & played often on radio / in movies / over pharmacy PA's.

flappy bird, Friday, 7 September 2018 16:29 (five years ago) link

i think 20/20 was floated once before but it may be a stronger candidate now that we have the followup to evaluate. man of the woods got to #1 and produced two top-ten singles but i think it'd be hard to argue it didn't feel like a major step down in his event-ness. possibly that album might come to seem a mini-NJ in itself, or possibly he becomes one of those artists who reaches a lower-than-their-peak-plateau but never stops being convincingly huge, can always get at least one or two singles to go big, etc.

got the scuba tube blowin' like a snork (Doctor Casino), Friday, 7 September 2018 16:31 (five years ago) link

a new jersey unto himself

princess of hell (BradNelson), Friday, 7 September 2018 16:32 (five years ago) link

PK - I get where katherine's coming from - "on the radio all the fucking time for about a year" made it sound like you were talking about the album's immediate life cycle, not the presence of "Mirrors" in the public consciousness more recently. there was definitely a period where it was almost impossible not to hear it, maybe in part because it was so god damned long, but my experience is that it's kinda vanished a bit since? not totally uncommon for a pop single to fade for a while in the years just after its peak though, people get tired of it.

20/20's best qualitative indicator might be that it really felt like a rehash at the time... like even people who liked those songs were like "i mean he's doing the same old tricks he could do in his sleep, but he does them well!" that feels right imo and also suggests a possible future where radio playlists don't really need "mirrors" because they have "what goes around," and so the album really starts to disappear. i could see that happening. right now it's like the album feels like a NJ taken by itself, but it's too soon to say if he has a NJ career arc surrounding it.

got the scuba tube blowin' like a snork (Doctor Casino), Friday, 7 September 2018 16:38 (five years ago) link

I hear Suit and Tie on A/C Radio all the damn time

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 September 2018 17:30 (five years ago) link

Yeah seems right. Even The Cure's fans don't really like it, I think !

I think it almost fits because of general fan consensus: it's a big step down from the expansiveness and quality of the previous two, but also it's the last actually good album. posters here are probably still wish-ing that they get just one more of the deluxe editions out, 12 years after the series ran aground and eight years after the botched Disintegration lurched out

Wish was still super-popular, Friday was one of their biggest hits and has had massive legs in airplay, placements and as a half-arsed reference normies can make, they had a concert movie released in cinemas worldwide, enough people signed real paper petitions that Smith agreed to get on planes again to cross the globe. but really, nobody thought it was the next step to world domination

agreed with keyes - it should be its own thread imho, just because it will spawn a thousand overlapping artist-specific discussions as devotees of Apollo 18 and Hail to the Thief and Wilder contest their classification

ha ha, splitting up before releasing anything else is a great way to retroactively suggest that the jog was up

▫◌▫ (sic), Friday, 7 September 2018 18:47 (five years ago) link

can we stop the Mercury Rev mentions

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 September 2018 18:52 (five years ago) link

"What is Belly's NJ?"

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 September 2018 18:52 (five years ago) link

<q>after the botched Disintegration lurched out</q>

why botched?

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Friday, 7 September 2018 18:52 (five years ago) link

Damn, if Wish is a New Jersey than it's the greatest New Jersey ever because that is a solid album.

billstevejim, Friday, 7 September 2018 18:56 (five years ago) link

PK - I get where katherine's coming from - "on the radio all the fucking time for about a year" made it sound like you were talking about the album's immediate life cycle, not the presence of "Mirrors" in the public consciousness more recently. there was definitely a period where it was almost impossible not to hear it, maybe in part because it was so god damned long, but my experience is that it's kinda vanished a bit since? not totally uncommon for a pop single to fade for a while in the years just after its peak though, people get tired of it.

Top 40 playlisting has also changed a lot in the past decade alone in terms of how long/which older songs get airplay

aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Friday, 7 September 2018 19:01 (five years ago) link

why botched?

remastering two discs of bonus material but then putting one of them only on a limited-edition website streaming in 128, doing an expanded Entreat but resequencing it to replicate the album, and allowing Robert to remaster it himself into a sludge that was then brickwalled

▫◌▫ (sic), Friday, 7 September 2018 19:14 (five years ago) link

you're right, the Dodger Stadium performance was a myth

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 September 2018 19:15 (five years ago) link

Entreat was recorded at Wembley and they didn't play the album in order there ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

not that it was an eregious violation to make a fake-ish live version, just that it would have made more sense to include the third disc of demos and rarities, and to do the full Wembley show as a separate issue. the previous two waves of deluxe editions had benefited from having multiple albums released simultaneously, and it would have both felt like more of a themed event to have two out, and made each one a better release rather than a stilted hybrid.

also, to have someone who hadn't gone so deaf from standing in front of huge speakers for decades that he likes Jason Cooper's drumming remastering Boris Williams' drumming.

▫◌▫ (sic), Friday, 7 September 2018 19:31 (five years ago) link

i love this whole bonkers thread but sometimes it feels like people are trying to play the parlor game with their favorite acts rather than noting those who may have subsequently occupied a similar cultural space as Bon Jovi did in the late 80s, as much as that's possible

like i just opened the whole thread and ctrl+F'd for Maroon 5 and got nothing. i don't know their discography outside songs for jane and a couple of the later singles but they def feel like a band who have a New Jersey, probably from right around the time levine started cashing checks from work outside the band. i dunno, maybe i'm wrong. does lenny kravitz have a NJ? he hasn't been mentioned either. michael bolton? red hot chili peppers have been mentioned twice (by the way was nominated both times)--90s and later they've always felt like a kind of la version of BJ to me.

the prince discussion feels especially intangible since lovesexy dropped only four months before NJ itself... you can directly compare them in almost every particular if you want, no need for the kind of speculation that surrounds later acts who find themselves in changed circumstances

sciatica, Friday, 7 September 2018 23:55 (five years ago) link

Can an entire genre have a New Jersey? If so, I nominate Tha Dogg Pound’s Dogg Food for gangsta rap. That album reached #1?

Mr. Snrub, Friday, 7 September 2018 23:59 (five years ago) link

*barely audible* if by the way counts then that is a new jersey that i think is legit very good

princess of hell (BradNelson), Saturday, 8 September 2018 00:08 (five years ago) link

does anyone on ILX know maroon 5's discography enough to comment? the main thing i know about them is that they are terrible. i guess they must have fans and an identity but, despite levine's ubiquity, they've always struck me as truly faceless, almost incapable of being "huge" no matter how many albums they sell or how many TV shows their frontman hosts. still, numbers-wise they might make it to hugeness....

trying to parse them just on quantitative measures it's tough to me to say they have one. despite earlier successes their greatest moment of pop-culture ubiquity was from 2010 to 2012 - "Misery," "Moves Like Jagger," "Payphone," "Daylight," the forgotten #1 "One More Night," and Levine's turn on "Stereo Hearts." but in terms of album sales, their 2010 and 2012 albums did considerably worse than their previous releases, and not measurably better than the two since, which have continued spinning out top 20 singles, none of which i can recall from the titles. obviously this is a reflection of the era - in 2000, with singles performing like that, they'd be looking at like 6x platinum album sales or more. were any of these albums really marketed as albums (let alone as "events")? i honestly have no idea.

got the scuba tube blowin' like a snork (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 8 September 2018 00:13 (five years ago) link

Maroon 5 has got to be the most popular band that gets absolutely zero attention from ILM. They aren’t even interesting enough to be bad and hated like Dave Matthews.

Mr. Snrub, Saturday, 8 September 2018 00:18 (five years ago) link

if Lenny Kravitz has one it'd have to be 5 based on sales/pop cultural presence, sense of hollowness, and complete tanking of his recording career in subsequent years. but its event-ness is hard to appraise - it was a slow seller that gained momentum as increasingly bad but hooky singles got dug up, or added on to it. it was definitely not an event when "If You Can't Say No" first hit radio... "Are You Gonna Go My Way?" was still getting recurrent play but aside from that he was not arriving to that album with any star presence or anything. he's enough of a household name that i kinda buy him as a "huge artist" but....

got the scuba tube blowin' like a snork (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 8 September 2018 00:20 (five years ago) link

First of all, the singles from Songs About Jane are good.

Secondly, what is a Fairweather Johnson? I forgot. I know it's Hootie. I think Maroon 5 have that or an NJ with It Won't Be Soon Before Long. Went 2x platinum in America, peaked at #21 on the Top 200. Songs About Jane peaked at #15 and went 4x platinum. The singles from the first record got a TON of radio and airplay in 2002 when MTV was still playing videos semi-regularly or at least enough to break a band. Constant rotation. I still hear those singles out today. Can't remember anything from the second record, released in 2007. Too much of a gap? Eh, the singles from Jane had legs. They toured on that record for years. I don't remember much excitement in 2007 - sort of feels like Maroon 5 records just happen, you don't anticipate them. But it wasn't the death knell.

The next album Hands All Over came out in 2010 and doesn't make much impact... until the fourth single - "Moves Like Jagger" - became a surprise hit nearly a year later, and arguably became more popular than any of the Jane singles. At this point, they can kind of just exist at that Starbucks wine mom plateau forever as long as Levine stays on TV and out of trouble.

flappy bird, Saturday, 8 September 2018 01:10 (five years ago) link

ok I see now that the third paragraph completely negates the second paragraph, I was merely trying to convey what a strange / unique trajectory Maroon 5 have had.

flappy bird, Saturday, 8 September 2018 01:12 (five years ago) link

fairweather johnson = technically a big seller, maybe heavily anticipated, but all the sales were right upfront (pure momentum from predecessor) and even *at the time* people knew the jig is up, usually evidenced by the singles doing badly and/or the first single doing well but them dropping off from there. so it's a successful album on paper but the career decline is evident and profound before the promo campaign has even run its course.

hootie fit this to a T from having such an enormous smash beforehand that they could get to #1 and go double platinum with an album where almost nobody who doesn't cultivate playlists of forgotten 90s singles can even recall that lead single "old man and me" ever existed. supposed former infatuation junkie is comparable in scale, but even that had "thank u" which made some kind of cultural impression.

got the scuba tube blowin' like a snork (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 8 September 2018 01:37 (five years ago) link

"Old Man And Me" seems due for CVS reappraisal.

Ubering With The King (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 8 September 2018 01:44 (five years ago) link

At this point, they can kind of just exist at that Starbucks wine mom plateau forever as long as Levine stays on TV and out of trouble.

They get Clear Channel pop radio play, and their Cardi B collaboration "Girls Like You" sits at #2. Th

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 8 September 2018 01:50 (five years ago) link

My mom bought my brother Fairweather Johnson on release date cos he wanted it. He played it during dinner and my mom decided she hated it almost immediately, continually saying "I'm not hearing anything" after every song.

He turned it off but he loved it probably to spite mom.

God is dead.

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 8 September 2018 01:53 (five years ago) link

btw re: Hands All Over - not sure what you mean about it sleeping til 4th single, "Misery" was the lead and it had a big footprint. peaked at #14 but it was on the radio forever. Oh yeah-eh!

got the scuba tube blowin' like a snork (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 8 September 2018 02:06 (five years ago) link

xp Imagining that dinner scene is bringing me great joy

stan in the place where you work (morrisp), Saturday, 8 September 2018 03:48 (five years ago) link

yeah I thought that might be the case. you and alfed are right, they've been too big for too long to have an NJ or a FJ. I meant they've plateaued at a certain level of (considerable) popularity that it's not possible for them to have an NJ.

flappy bird, Saturday, 8 September 2018 05:57 (five years ago) link

Bizarre trajectory for a band though: unexpectedly boosted by your frontman getting a job as a talent show judge.

flappy bird, Saturday, 8 September 2018 05:58 (five years ago) link

if The Massacre is the last "core" NJ, what's the heart music NJ?

flappy bird, Saturday, 8 September 2018 06:07 (five years ago) link

Real Madrid 2018 Champions League?

anvil, Saturday, 8 September 2018 08:01 (five years ago) link

Neymar is PSG’s New Jersey

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Saturday, 8 September 2018 10:26 (five years ago) link

nine months pass...

Vampire Weekend - Father of the Bride

Can't believe I didn't think of this earlier, it's a classic New Jersey

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 10 June 2019 19:12 (four years ago) link

Time will tell but good call

flappy bird, Monday, 10 June 2019 19:21 (four years ago) link

hmm. They've never had a million selling record right?

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, 10 June 2019 19:35 (four years ago) link

And the 6 year gap between records is a complicating factor

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, 10 June 2019 19:35 (four years ago) link

We almost have to retire this phrase because "hits" in the traditional sense don't exist anymore

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 10 June 2019 19:39 (four years ago) link

I mean sales are just different but they are a popular band, they just sold out the same arena as Billy Eilish and 1975 in my town

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 10 June 2019 19:40 (four years ago) link

Speaking of which: A Brief Inquiry Into Online Relationships.

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Monday, 10 June 2019 19:51 (four years ago) link

no

Simon H., Monday, 10 June 2019 19:51 (four years ago) link

fwiw I looked on Wiki and every VW album is platinum or gold, three albums in a row debuted at no. 1 which is pretty impressive for a rock band now

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 10 June 2019 20:08 (four years ago) link

Ok but it was called a “classic New Jersey” and clearly it isn’t

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, 10 June 2019 20:29 (four years ago) link

modern vampires of the city is a better fit

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Monday, 10 June 2019 22:27 (four years ago) link

I still think we must retire the term unless it's for pop superstars like Drake.

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 10 June 2019 22:35 (four years ago) link

objection overruled

findom haddie (jim in vancouver), Monday, 10 June 2019 22:46 (four years ago) link

bastinato for you

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 10 June 2019 22:55 (four years ago) link

you guys are basically arguing with L Ron Hubbard about Scientology

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 10 June 2019 23:52 (four years ago) link

Battlefield Earth was Hubbard’s NJ

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 11 June 2019 02:29 (four years ago) link

By the time MISSION earth came out everyone knew the game was up

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 11 June 2019 02:30 (four years ago) link

Vampire Weekend - Father of the Bride

Can't believe I didn't think of this earlier, it's a classic New Jersey

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown)


I don’t know if you can tell a New Jersey until it’s followerd by a Keep the Faith. Altho you could almost make the case for FOTB being a 2-in-1.

Una Palooka Dronka (hardcore dilettante), Tuesday, 11 June 2019 04:42 (four years ago) link

I agree that nothing should be labelled a New Jersey until its follow-up is out.

billstevejim, Tuesday, 11 June 2019 06:31 (four years ago) link

Yeah without a follow-up, it's hard to tell if an album is a NJ or not.
As for FOTB, it's far from being ma favourite of theirs (VW/MVOTC first, depending on the mood, then FOTB then Contra) but it's very good and it seems it's quite popular and most of the VW fans love it so it doesn't feel like a NJ to me.

AlXTC from Paris, Tuesday, 11 June 2019 09:18 (four years ago) link

yeah, i think for many people this is their favorite release of theirs. On top of that, they're trying a bunch of new things on it, so I don't really see it as the creative stagnation coasting on momentum that for me NJs have been about.

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Tuesday, 11 June 2019 09:33 (four years ago) link

y'all watch

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 11 June 2019 09:49 (four years ago) link

Might be too early to say, but I feel like reputation will ultimately be a New Jersey.

― triggercut, Wednesday, August 29, 2018 6:39 AM (nine months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hmm

old cloud yells at man (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 14:45 (four years ago) link

not a bad prediction

dyl, Wednesday, 19 June 2019 01:46 (four years ago) link

Tonight when my daughter wasn't coming up from the basement to get ready for bed, I blasted "Bad Medicine" to flush her out.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 19 June 2019 02:02 (four years ago) link

You = cool dad

Consider the coconut (morrisp), Wednesday, 19 June 2019 02:30 (four years ago) link

I 100% stand by my Culture II vote for New Jersey status. Follow-up or no.

mr.raffles, Wednesday, 19 June 2019 03:33 (four years ago) link

Yeah Culture II might be a good one. But was it big enough, though ?
Or just the second album of a band/artist that had a big first album and then (more or less) vanished ?
Maybe a NJ requires a more established act than one like Migos.

AlXTC from Paris, Thursday, 20 June 2019 08:42 (four years ago) link

it didn't have anything as big as "bad and boujee" but it felt just as big as its forerunner if not bigger? like if you tallied up streams and spins and all that shit i wouldn't be surprised if it actually outdid culture

even suggesting that migos 'vanished' after culture is absolutely preposterous

dyl, Friday, 21 June 2019 01:41 (four years ago) link

like, are you all misremembering culture as being significantly bigger than it actually was? i just am not understanding the disconnect here

dyl, Friday, 21 June 2019 01:43 (four years ago) link

if you tallied up streams and spins and all that shit i wouldn't be surprised if it actually outdid culture

Cause it has twice as many tracks.

old cloud yells at man (voodoo chili), Friday, 21 June 2019 01:43 (four years ago) link

if we're setting arbitrary rules for what is and is not a new jersey then "all/most of the members immediately pursued solo projects in lieu of making the next album" would seem to be a good disqualifier

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Friday, 21 June 2019 02:16 (four years ago) link

didn't Jon Bon Jovi release a solo album after New Jersey?

(with that "wanted dead or alive" song)

silverfish, Friday, 21 June 2019 02:45 (four years ago) link

it’s extremely balsy to break from the band NAMED AFTER YOURSELF for a solo project

brimstead, Friday, 21 June 2019 02:54 (four years ago) link

Silverfish gets it. The same swaggering hubris that creates a NJ also enables substandard solo lps.

dyl - I'm agreeing with you that Culture II was just as big or bigger than Culture (just like a New Jersey!), but, their solo records that followed flopped (worse than Jon Bon Jovi's that followed NJ) and there's zero sense of event about a Migos release or solo feature at this point. If their next album does HALF the numbers that Culture II did, it'll be a real surprise and victory for them.

"Position to Win" didn't even hit 5 mill plays on Spotify! An act on top of their game does that in their sleep.

mr.raffles, Friday, 21 June 2019 03:00 (four years ago) link

none of the solo migos records have ever done particularly well

Cause it has twice as many tracks.

the relationship between the number of tracks and the amount of streams a project gets over the course of its commercial life has been vastly exaggerated by 'death of the album'-type coverage. the effect, when it does exist, is concentrated on the first week the record comes out, when more die-hards are listening. even if you restrict your focus to the biggest 3 or 4 tracks from each, culture ii is easily on the same level as culture

there's zero sense of event about a Migos release

i will concede that this is somewhat true, altho i wouldn't go as far as to say 'zero'

idk for me a new jersey is an album that lands with a big splash but does well but ultimately fails to have the kind of legs the predecessor(s) did and gives one the sense that the act will never quite reach those heights again. even if the artist's cultural footprint seems to have weakened somewhat, an album that does basically the same numbers as the predecessor doesn't really fit the bill imo! tswift's reputation and paula abdul's spellbound are new jerseys -- culture ii is not.

dyl, Friday, 21 June 2019 03:27 (four years ago) link

This thread is so mammoth, it’s interesting to pick a search term like “Monster” or “Eminem,” and track it all the way thru.

Consider the coconut (morrisp), Friday, 21 June 2019 03:41 (four years ago) link

I think the truer definition of NJ is that the New Jersey 100% does the business (or very close to it) that its predecessor did. Like... New Jersey! haha The come down is when the NEXT album is released.

I'll concede that there isn't ZERO sense of event. Truth. Let's just say that Culture II was eagerly awaited, and the next one is something ppl aren't really thirsty like that for.

mr.raffles, Friday, 21 June 2019 03:42 (four years ago) link

I think Bob Dylan’s “Desire” album fits the bill. It came out near the peak of his sales, right after an iconic album, sold well but presaged a big drop on the next album, and has since fallen considerably in critical estimation.

o. nate, Friday, 21 June 2019 12:16 (four years ago) link

actually, Desire sold even better than BOTT.

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 21 June 2019 12:23 (four years ago) link

So that’s a point in its favor, no?

o. nate, Friday, 21 June 2019 12:24 (four years ago) link

The problem with Desire as an NJ is that you still hear its singles out & about. Once I heard «  One more cup of coffee » at a Burger King in Shinjuku.

L'assie (Euler), Friday, 21 June 2019 12:45 (four years ago) link

Sorry to derail but:

didn't Jon Bon Jovi release a solo album after New Jersey?

(with that "wanted dead or alive" song)

"Wanted Dead Or Alive" was the third single from Slippery When Wet

brigadier pudding (DJP), Friday, 21 June 2019 12:47 (four years ago) link

(You're thinking of "Blaze of Glory", which was also on the Young Guns II soundtrack)

brigadier pudding (DJP), Friday, 21 June 2019 12:48 (four years ago) link

bob dylan's career is too long and winding for any one album to be considered a NJ

old cloud yells at man (voodoo chili), Friday, 21 June 2019 12:51 (four years ago) link

Street-Legal is the only Dylan studio album to go platinum in the UK. Now that would be a Dylan NJ...

L'assie (Euler), Friday, 21 June 2019 13:03 (four years ago) link

Been thinking that, despite "Work It", 'Under Construction' could be Missy's NJ.

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Friday, 21 June 2019 13:05 (four years ago) link

I like The Cookbook too much to get on board with that.

o. nate, Friday, 21 June 2019 13:11 (four years ago) link

Street-Legal broke Dylan's three-album #1 streak in the States but Slow Train Coming went platinum. I guess you can argue his career went downhill until 1997, but Dylan's career doesn't have many mega hits. I think we said up thread that he doesn't qualify for this thread.

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 21 June 2019 13:12 (four years ago) link

right, blaze of glory. I should have looked that up. I'm not really a bon jovi expert, all I know is basically just from hearing my older sister play her bon jovi tapes constantly when I was a kid.

many xps

silverfish, Friday, 21 June 2019 13:14 (four years ago) link

I'm trying to remember how Blaze of Glory goes and I can remember the chorus pretty well but the rest of the song always turns into Wanted Dead or Alive

silverfish, Friday, 21 June 2019 13:16 (four years ago) link

Jeff Beck solo

All along there is the sound of feedback (Sund4r), Friday, 21 June 2019 13:19 (four years ago) link

Benmont Tench! Little Richard! Aldo Nova!

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 21 June 2019 13:28 (four years ago) link

Under Construction is a good one. Especially since it sold more than Miss E... So Addictive.
As for Dylan, yeah, he doesn't belong in this thread.

AlXTC from Paris, Friday, 21 June 2019 13:30 (four years ago) link

xp: Dr. Scott!

☮ (peace, man), Friday, 21 June 2019 13:36 (four years ago) link

ha, i sat down a couple weeks ago to try and make the Missy case for This Is Not A Test!. but after typing half a paragraph i actually looked at her singles and album sales, and there really wasn't a jump down to The Cookbook... But Under Construction doesn't feel right to me, given how large Work It! still looms in her legend. At the same time, I'd agree that none of her albums after that felt like "events" in the same way.

IMHO she kinda just put them out too fast.... the right call commercially, but in terms of narrative/event status, it was more like a pre-Thriller approach, with a record almost every year and just 2-3 singles for each, and if it's 3, one of them was far less convincing and made basically no cultural impact.

Good morning, how are you, I'm (Doctor Casino), Friday, 21 June 2019 17:20 (four years ago) link

I think the truer definition of NJ is that the New Jersey 100% does the business (or very close to it) that its predecessor did. Like... New Jersey! haha The come down is when the NEXT album is released.

I'll concede that there isn't ZERO sense of event. Truth. Let's just say that Culture II was eagerly awaited, and the next one is something ppl aren't really thirsty like that for.

― mr.raffles, Thursday, June 20, 2019 8:42 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

solid definition though i think the truest Jersey is the one where the excitement for the album is based on the absurdly successful previous one, and even more ideally the Jersey album has taken *just* a bit too long to come out and there's a sense that time has passed the band by a bit, and that sense is not contradicted by a stunning artistic statement but a very perfunctory by-the-numbers release.

Which is why Def Leppard really Jerseyed it with Adrenalize -- it's such a non-entity as an album that anyone who wasn't there in 1991 or 1992 awaiting its release couldn't possible imagine people were excited for it, but i mean people were super hyped for it. Every dude i knew in high school grabbed a copy. But 1992 was very different from 1987-1988 and there was that sense that the game was up. So even before a Jersey comes out you have that premonition. Though it's also true that some Jerseys are only successfully diagnosed retrospectively. Sometimes very long after the fact.

omar little, Friday, 21 June 2019 17:37 (four years ago) link

idk for me a new jersey is an album that lands with a big splash but does well but ultimately fails to have the kind of legs the predecessor(s) did and gives one the sense that the act will never quite reach those heights again. even if the artist's cultural footprint seems to have weakened somewhat, an album that does basically the same numbers as the predecessor doesn't really fit the bill imo! tswift's reputation and paula abdul's spellbound are new jerseys -- culture ii is not.

― dyl, Friday, 21 June 2019 03:27 (fourteen hours ago) Permalink

???? This totally describes culture ii. They got usurped by Lil baby/gunna right after culture ii dropped

The one way culture ii is not a New Jersey is omar’s definition of it taking too long to come out ... they def seemed to rush it out the door to capitalize while they could

ILX’s bad boy (D-40), Friday, 21 June 2019 18:26 (four years ago) link

But like no one cares about those songs even tho he numbers were solid, “walk it like i talk it” is not a collective memory single like Versace or bad & boujee

ILX’s bad boy (D-40), Friday, 21 June 2019 18:27 (four years ago) link

or "T-Shirt"

old cloud yells at man (voodoo chili), Friday, 21 June 2019 18:51 (four years ago) link

Yup. Thanks, D and Voodoo That’s exactly what I was getting at. They went from being the novel young guns to being slower on their feet elders during the CII campaign. Newer artists had bigger pop hits AND bigger street tracks. Outgunned from all sides.
Also, coming out too late isn’t a NJ feature. NJ came out what, 2-2 1/2 years after Slippery?

mr.raffles, Friday, 21 June 2019 22:23 (four years ago) link

The lateness isn’t so much an essential quality as it is an added feature further enhancing the jerseyness.

omar little, Friday, 21 June 2019 22:51 (four years ago) link

I'm nostalgic for the two weeks when we were pretending "T-Shirt" was the greatest song of all time to wind up deej

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 21 June 2019 23:41 (four years ago) link

It isn't.

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 21 June 2019 23:56 (four years ago) link

?

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 21 June 2019 23:56 (four years ago) link

i hear "walk it talk it" and "motorsport" and (unfortunately) "stir fry" still with decent regularity but okay i guess if you pronounce that it's not a 'collective memory single' then it's not lol xp

dyl, Saturday, 22 June 2019 01:39 (four years ago) link

four months pass...

in terms of disney children's animated series, this is TaleSpin

weird ilx but sb (Doctor Casino), Friday, 15 November 2019 12:43 (four years ago) link

An old one, but Deep Purple's Who Do We Think We Are? The follow-up to the perennially selling Machine Head, which was still in the charts when WDWTWR dropped, and the combined sales of those two platters plus Made In Japan, er, made Deep Purple the top-selling artist in America in 1973.

However it ultimately only went Gold, and spun off a single radio staple in "Woman From Tokyo". Things are skewed a bit due to the lineup change afterwards. Burn was about as successful, but became a stronger catalogue item in the long run. The following two albums sold progressively wrose and then they broke up.

a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 22:16 (four years ago) link

Nah, when it comes to 80s/90s Disney Afternoon cartoons, I'd say it's Goof Troop.

MarkoP, Tuesday, 19 November 2019 22:28 (four years ago) link

Bee Gees totally Jerseyed it with Spirits Having Flown

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 19 November 2019 22:41 (four years ago) link

For such a supposedly popular artist, it's amazing that I've never heard a single note of this Drake fellow's music in my life. Is he any good? Music is so weird and fragmented now.

― Mr. Snrub, Saturday, November 26, 2016 2:48 PM (three years ago) bookmarkflaglink

LOL, “fellow”? Really? Anyway, the streak continues. But I do remember seeing him at those Toronto Raptors games recently.

Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 26 November 2019 12:42 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

listening to Vitology by Pearl Jam and this is totally a New Jersey

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 21:16 (four years ago) link

Mighty Like a Rose is definitely a New Jersey.

Hereward the Woke (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 21:45 (four years ago) link

Wasn’t Pearl Jam’s career trajectory a straight line down from Ten where each subsequent album was less popular than the one before?

Siegbran, Tuesday, 10 December 2019 22:36 (four years ago) link

Mighty Like a Rose is definitely a New Jersey.

― Hereward the Woke (Ye Mad Puffin),

he's had several, or at least he's too subcultural for NJs to matter

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 23:00 (four years ago) link

Didn't Pearl Jam kind of intentionally seek a lower profile after VS by writing less commercial music? And attacking Ticketmaster so they couldn't tour and not building on momentum?

It's a NJ in that the mainstream definitely recoiled a bit from Vitalogy. people loved "Better Man", but despite being nominated for a Grammy, I didn't know anybody who gaf about "Spin the Black Circle" or "Tremor Christ" more than a month after release. Or anybody who is a mega PJ fan who cares about them now.

Buuut critics and the devoted PJ fans were definitely warmer to Vitalogy. Lots of setlist staples from that one. Some say it's their fav!

I guess it fits though, as far as hype goes, it definitely felt like the last PJ album mainstream rock fans anticipated, and you could feel the "who cares" vibe when MTV was trying to help promote No Code.

master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 00:00 (four years ago) link

Last time I heard Vitalogy I was actually surprised by how un-New Jersey it sounded. I also recall about half of the album received heavy to medium FM rotation.

I love No Code and Yield but one of these would make a lot more sense imo.

billstevejim, Wednesday, 11 December 2019 00:01 (four years ago) link

I feel like Yield was after the sheen had worn off. "Given to Fly" and "In Hiding" got radio play but excitement about them was muted, other than people whining that G2F was a "Going to California" jack.

master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 00:03 (four years ago) link

Re: No Code, I remember learning about its existence from an $11.98 sale in a K-Mart flier.

billstevejim, Wednesday, 11 December 2019 00:05 (four years ago) link

as opposed to the massive FM leaks of various Vitalogy cuts in the weeks leading up to its release.

billstevejim, Wednesday, 11 December 2019 00:07 (four years ago) link

MTV was doing a "man on the street" segment where they gave fans a copy of the album and everybody's reaction was "yeah cool pretty good" but not like the fervor around the first two.

"Hail Hail" was a big thud of a single. Then again I remember "I Got Id" from Merkin Ball was pretty big

master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 00:08 (four years ago) link

For No Code.

master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 00:08 (four years ago) link

No Code and Yield are their best albums but for some reason I never listened to Binaural and hardly gave PJ a chance again after that

YOU CALL THIS JOURNALSIM? (dog latin), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 00:10 (four years ago) link

Vitalogy i always remember as being released first on vinyl:

The album was first released on vinyl, followed by a release on CD and cassette two weeks later on December 6, 1994. The LP sold 34,000 copies in its first week of release, and until Jack White's 2014 album Lazaretto it held the record for most vinyl sales in one week since SoundScan began tracking sales in 1991.

Lazaretto, really

omar little, Wednesday, 11 December 2019 00:10 (four years ago) link

I fucking forgot all about Binaural.

it kind of sucked though.

master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 00:11 (four years ago) link

i decided to give Binaural a listen recently, it's a pretty good slab of rock music, not nearly as catchy as their earlier work but still good enough. i'm willing to forgive PJ for a lot of their music crimes tho i think it might be regarded as their worst?

omar little, Wednesday, 11 December 2019 00:13 (four years ago) link

Vitalogy suffers from the same disease as Druqks: a chocolate box of assorted styles, except there are only three of those styles and they jar up against each other. in the case of Vitalogy it's hoary rockers, plaintive ballads and weird experiments, sequenced in a way that feels like you're listening to three different albums on shuffle

YOU CALL THIS JOURNALSIM? (dog latin), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 00:17 (four years ago) link

i like that tho

billstevejim, Wednesday, 11 December 2019 00:25 (four years ago) link

Vitalogy is NOT a NJ in that it's not an Afterburner or Fore! -- it deliberately WANTS to shed fans.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 00:35 (four years ago) link

Also maybe I am misreading its legacy but it feels like one of the core Pearl Jam albums and admirably risky instead of being a disappointing bland behemoth

omar little, Wednesday, 11 December 2019 00:47 (four years ago) link

exactly -- Pearl Jam don't belong in this thread

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 00:55 (four years ago) link

PJ have worked on undercutting their popularity since at least 1994

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 00:56 (four years ago) link

Vitalogy is NOT a NJ in that it's not an Afterburner or Fore! -- it deliberately WANTS to shed fans.

Bingo. Also Vitalogy has, afaik, one of their biggest songs, Corduroy (fans and live, not charts).

Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 01:34 (four years ago) link

I bet Pearl Jam would do an awesome "Bad Medicine."

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 11 December 2019 01:51 (four years ago) link

Xpost yea they opened with Corduroy first time i saw them

master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 01:55 (four years ago) link

Didn't know Corduroy was so loved. I like it but always heard it as a deep cut

YOU CALL THIS JOURNALSIM? (dog latin), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 10:38 (four years ago) link

just made a long Spotify playlist of my fave Pearl Jam songs and Yield was the only album where I couldn't miss any of the tracks, to my surprise. I like them all.

YOU CALL THIS JOURNALSIM? (dog latin), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 10:47 (four years ago) link

I want to say every Pearl Jam album has a bunch of beloved songs that are always in circulation in their sets. While I admit I don't entirely grasp the "New Jersey" concept, I do agree that Pearl Jam intentionally downsized their appeal, or tried to, by not making videos, by trying to go around Ticketmaster, by making more aggressive, or weirder, or less explicitly commercial music (which often got played anyway), and so on. If anything Pearl Jam is in the category of bands whose debut albums were so huge it's more or less fueled their entire career. Talk about live staples, it's remarkable the galvanizing impact all those early songs still have on a PJ set.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 11 December 2019 14:19 (four years ago) link

they have a bunch of Christmas songs up on Spotify at the moment btw

YOU CALL THIS JOURNALSIM? (dog latin), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 14:26 (four years ago) link

PJ is one of the few bands for whom their entire catalog is of equal worth; they've disowned nothing. You're as likely to hear "Lukin" or "Pilate" as you are "Alive" or "Wishlist." It's not like when the Stones debut, say, "Worried About You" or dust off "She Was Hot."

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 14:29 (four years ago) link

actually the deliberately shedding fans is a grunge era pathology i didn't really think about

however,

Bingo. Also Vitalogy has, afaik, one of their biggest songs, Corduroy (fans and live, not charts).

― Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Tuesday, December 10, 2019 7:34 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

again, Corduroy being a big song does NOT disqualify it, in fact I think a New Jersey has to have some big hits or it would be a Fairweather Johnson

Bon Jovi still does a bunch of New Jersey in its live sets

https://www.setlist.fm/setlist/bon-jovi/2019/estadio-nacional-lima-peru-439c7ff7.html

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 16:47 (four years ago) link

also not really relevant but DAMN Vitology is more of a slog than I remembered

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 16:48 (four years ago) link

yeah dog latin otm about the sequencing. but that also helped it feel like a big box of goodies, along with the packaging i think. it's going for "white album" maybe - it just doesn't quite have the sonic variety to match, versus something like Mellon Collie where you really get different sounds or even different genres as you go on the journey. whereas Vitalogy is maybe four cut songs away from being a very strong "Vs. II." the choice to not do that makes the world more interesting. and also makes it have less of a New Jersey "feel," vis-a-vis conscious shedding of superstardom, even tho i agree that it ticks several other boxes.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 11 December 2019 18:33 (four years ago) link

"better man" still has life on radio stations that play grunge hits. idk can't see vitalogy as a nj at all

american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 18:38 (four years ago) link

although i guess that's a point in its favor

NJ had five top tens including two #1's and except for "Bad Medicine" they've all vanished from the face of the earth

― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, August 7, 2012 11:55 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 18:40 (four years ago) link

I agree that PJ does not belong on this thread

Simon H., Wednesday, 11 December 2019 18:43 (four years ago) link

Bon Jovi sucks, but I was curious and looked up the track list of New Jersey, and there are three songs off that I could hum. The rest I don't recognize by title, but three is not bad!

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 11 December 2019 18:45 (four years ago) link

I just came across a recent interview with Desmond Child, who co-wrote "Livin' on a Prayer" (among others). He says last year it got streamed half a billion times, and that netted him all of $6,000. My question is, where is my cut for hearing it so many times?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 12 December 2019 02:00 (four years ago) link

Does he get a cut of karaoke licenses, though?

Inapt Authority (morrisp), Thursday, 12 December 2019 04:44 (four years ago) link

That is a fucking pittance. Songwriters and musicians really need to go on strike like back in ‘42.

Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 12 December 2019 12:39 (four years ago) link

I just came across a recent interview with Desmond Child, who co-wrote "Livin' on a Prayer" (among others).

I mean, Bad Medicine for one!

☮ (peace, man), Thursday, 12 December 2019 13:01 (four years ago) link

There's one song on "New Jersey" co-written by Child *and* Diane Warren! Talk about hedging your bets.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 12 December 2019 13:16 (four years ago) link

Any band that ever co-wrote with Child should have their instruments destroyed

master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Thursday, 12 December 2019 16:37 (four years ago) link

Aerosmith

"Heart's Done Time"
"Dude (Looks Like a Lady)"
"Angel"
"What It Takes"
"Flesh"
"Crazy"
"Hole in My Soul"
"Ain't That a Bitch"

master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Thursday, 12 December 2019 16:38 (four years ago) link

That is DIRE

master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Thursday, 12 December 2019 16:39 (four years ago) link

pretty bummed that i can still more or less remember how those Nine Lives deep cuts go

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 12 December 2019 16:39 (four years ago) link

Don't forget his sultry, magnificent work with Ricky Martin.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 12 December 2019 16:40 (four years ago) link

Haha I remember Nine Lives well

master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Thursday, 12 December 2019 16:41 (four years ago) link

Any band that ever co-wrote with Child should have their instruments destroyed

by the time desmond child arrives, that's almost assuredly already happened.

fact checking cuz, Thursday, 12 December 2019 17:51 (four years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLcWHU9tKjg

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 12 December 2019 18:40 (four years ago) link

Wow, lay off the Dudes of Wrath, man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9N2HJWAyiE

☮ (peace, man), Thursday, 12 December 2019 18:44 (four years ago) link

lol i watched shocker for the first time last week. fuckin rules

american bradass (BradNelson), Thursday, 12 December 2019 18:50 (four years ago) link

Nice!

☮ (peace, man), Thursday, 12 December 2019 18:54 (four years ago) link

Garth's Vegas show is apparently just him in sweats with a guitar and atool. I'd like to see that.

― Earth, Wind & Fire & Alabama (Eazy), Wednesday, August 8, 2012 12:37 PM bookmarkflaglink

(stool)

― Earth, Wind & Fire & Alabama (Eazy), Wednesday, August 8, 2012 12:37 PM bookmarkflaglink

I'd see him with just a guitar and stool. Proper pants would be a nice touch, though.

― alpine static, Wednesday, August 8, 2012 12:38 PM bookmarkflaglink

a guitar and a tool

― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, August 8, 2012 12:38 PM bookmarkflaglink

Magic Garth

― Earth, Wind & Fire & Alabama (Eazy), Wednesday, August 8, 2012 12:39 PM bookmarkflaglink

He'd like to see that.

― some dude, Wednesday, August 8, 2012 12:39 PM bookmarkflaglink

haaaaaaay y'all what's going on?

― Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, August 8, 2012 12:40 PM bookmarkflaglink

i just want to watch garth brooks sit on a stool naked

― max, Wednesday, August 8, 2012 12:42 PM bookmarkflaglink

thanks for killing the thread

― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, August 8, 2012 12:49 PM bookmarkflaglink

traveled down the road and back again
your heart is true
you're a friend and a confidant

― keeping things contextual (DJP), Wednesday, August 8, 2012 12:50 PM bookmarkflaglink

inspired run

Dingle Kringle (Neanderthal), Friday, 13 December 2019 05:48 (four years ago) link

eleven months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EnGoFU4XIAA1wWy?format=jpg&name=small

mookieproof, Wednesday, 18 November 2020 12:20 (three years ago) link

available on 12" CDV!

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 18 November 2020 13:02 (three years ago) link

“The music that put rock on the map”
Good lord

calstars, Wednesday, 18 November 2020 13:03 (three years ago) link

Was convinced someone had revived this to suggest 'Positions'..

piscesx, Wednesday, 18 November 2020 13:48 (three years ago) link

No one knew precisely where rock was located before this.

Some had foolishly contended that the heart of it was in Cleveland.

coupvfefe (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 14:21 (three years ago) link

xpost put rock on what map? the map to buttrock town?

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 14:22 (three years ago) link

the map is available on a 12" CDV

turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 14:32 (three years ago) link

“The music that put rock on the map”
Good lord

― calstars, Wednesday, November 18, 2020 8:03 AM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

LMFAO

flappy bird, Wednesday, 18 November 2020 17:49 (three years ago) link

that is a perfectly reasonable dad joke tbf

@oneposter (💹) (sic), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 17:57 (three years ago) link

that is a perfectly reasonable dad joke tbf

@oneposter (💹) (sic), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 17:57 (three years ago) link

for New Jersey's core audience of 22 year olds with two kids

@oneposter (💹) (sic), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 17:57 (three years ago) link

Harsh but fair

coupvfefe (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 18:28 (three years ago) link

whoa oh

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 18:39 (three years ago) link

six months pass...

Desmond Child's laziest songwriting effort. It's where @cmolanphy's theory comes in: the track's popularity was, in a way, the public's referendum for the success of Slippery When Wet. The public was primed to buy ANYTHING Bon Jovi in 1988, and they bought this hot garbage. https://t.co/MkeNmqrf7R

— Adrien Begrand (@AdrienBegrand) June 9, 2021

blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 9 June 2021 23:06 (two years ago) link

That's what you get for falling in love obv.

Actually, I don't really know what makes this more garbage-like than most of SWW.

Sequel to Sadness (Sund4r), Thursday, 10 June 2021 04:06 (two years ago) link

As far as Bon Jovi goes, this is the only one I don't turn off when it comes on the radio. I find it gloriously stupid.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 10 June 2021 04:08 (two years ago) link

c'mon now, Living On A Prayer actually rips

alpine static, Thursday, 10 June 2021 04:32 (two years ago) link

i can't believe i put the "g" on Livin'

so embarrassing

alpine static, Thursday, 10 June 2021 04:33 (two years ago) link

I find it gloriously stupid.

It's a terrific fake Slade song (only lacking in that it wasn't titled "Bad Med-A-Sin").

blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 10 June 2021 04:41 (two years ago) link

I did my best to promote the thread on Breihan's Twitter feed.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 10 June 2021 09:28 (two years ago) link

I love the song's fake fake-ending, which is like extra stupid. I love the on the nose lyrics. I love how it sounds a bit like the fake song Jack Black writes in "School of Rock." And I love how the only Bon Jovi songs I can hum are the ones they wrote with Desmond Child, though to be fair there are a bunch of songs they did with Desmond Child that I've never heard or don't recognize. Desmond Child, man. What a weird ass CV that hack has.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 10 June 2021 12:06 (two years ago) link

FWIW, Child had another hit with Joan Jett's "I Hate Myself for Loving You" the same year as "Bad Medicine," and that song is even more in the Slade-ish glam-rock mode.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 10 June 2021 12:13 (two years ago) link

and much better

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 10 June 2021 12:14 (two years ago) link

Man, now I wish Joan Jett had done "Bad Medicine."

Bobo Honk, real name, no gimmicks (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 10 June 2021 12:21 (two years ago) link

Desmond Child should be banned from music with guitars, sitars, theremins, and bongos

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 June 2021 13:10 (two years ago) link

a theremin and bongos band would be cool

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 10 June 2021 13:16 (two years ago) link

The Joan Jett song is bad ass. The Bon Jovi song is stoopid.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 10 June 2021 13:17 (two years ago) link

evergreen

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 June 2021 13:18 (two years ago) link

"Dude Looks Like a Lady" was the year before too. Child was really on a roll.

Sequel to Sadness (Sund4r), Thursday, 10 June 2021 13:24 (two years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=op3XaWdYfmk

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 10 June 2021 13:30 (two years ago) link

Child was really on a roll a troll.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 10 June 2021 13:39 (two years ago) link

i can't believe i put the "g" on Livin'

so embarrassing


The hard G would be more Long Island than New Jersey

or maybe Liverpool: “Liveen Gunna Pruur, Loov.”

"The Pus/Worm" by The Smiths (hardcore dilettante), Thursday, 10 June 2021 13:40 (two years ago) link

OMG, there is some great stuff here, which makes me think I could listen to Desmond Child tell stories for hours:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TDydJPb7O0

In which I learn that "Dude Looks Like a Lady" was written about Vince Neil (and also that Desmond Child is gay, which I also didn't know). Here's a crazy clip of Child with Vince Neil and a young Rick Beato working on something shitty:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmqzcJrizl8

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 10 June 2021 13:42 (two years ago) link

One reason why "Bad Medicine" seems worse than the Slippery When Wet singles is that those songs could plausibly be seen as having actual subjects, storylines and characters that we could putatively care about, whereas this song is just a contentless celebration of their Bon Joviness (particularly if you're familiar with the video).

I'm surprised this song hasn't been hijacked by the anti-vaxxers yet.

Halfway there but for you, Thursday, 10 June 2021 14:20 (two years ago) link

don't give them the idea, 45% of ILX is anti-vax lurkers

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 June 2021 14:23 (two years ago) link

The problem is, Bon Jovi WANT their bad medicine.

Halfway there but for you, Thursday, 10 June 2021 14:28 (two years ago) link

If “hate myself” had been sung by Bon Jovi you guys would hate on it and point to jett’s “medicine” as the superior tune

calstars, Thursday, 10 June 2021 14:39 (two years ago) link

counterpoint: nope

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 June 2021 14:41 (two years ago) link

I hate the Jovi but can at least point to hooks in his older material. the chorus to Bad Medicine is fuckin' dire, as is the verse, and it sounds like it was written in ten minutes over screwdrivers

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 June 2021 14:45 (two years ago) link

It doesn't seem that different from "You Give Love a Bad Name" in terms of content? It's just a less negative take on seduction and obsession but it could even be a prequel.xps

Sequel to Sadness (Sund4r), Thursday, 10 June 2021 14:45 (two years ago) link

tbh I'm not a huge fan of "I Hate Myself for Loving You" either but i'd take it over Butt Medicine

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 June 2021 14:47 (two years ago) link

Or "I Hate Myself..." for that matter
Xp

Sequel to Sadness (Sund4r), Thursday, 10 June 2021 14:47 (two years ago) link

woulda preferred if Kinison had sang Bad Medicine

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 June 2021 14:48 (two years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKboMhtEKoM

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 10 June 2021 14:50 (two years ago) link

"Your love is like Sam Kin-i-son"

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 10 June 2021 14:51 (two years ago) link

It's like the pu-pu platter of hard rock cameos: Steven Tyler and Joe Perry of Aerosmith, Ratt, Slash and Steven Adler of Guns N' Roses, Billy Idol, Steve Vai, Dweezil Zappa, Richie Sambora, Jon Bon Jovi and Tommy Lee.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 10 June 2021 14:53 (two years ago) link

Actually, there are even more hair dorks in that Kinison video. CC from Poison, Sebastian Bach, Rudy Sarzo, supposedly Jonathan Cain from Journey?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 10 June 2021 14:58 (two years ago) link

and also that Desmond Child is gay, which I also didn't know

it's not like this song doesn't exist:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ihtX86JzmA

Long Tall Arsetee & the Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Thursday, 10 June 2021 15:20 (two years ago) link

"She Bangs" is worse than "Bad Medicine."

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 10 June 2021 15:23 (two years ago) link

"She Bangs" is worse than most songs.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 10 June 2021 15:54 (two years ago) link

and significantly gayer

Long Tall Arsetee & the Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Thursday, 10 June 2021 15:56 (two years ago) link

"you give love a bad name" is a way better conceit/premise than "your love is like bad medicine." i feel like someone started with "love is like oxygen" and started swapping in other words as an exercise in beating writer's block, and the end result is just a bag of cliches. the lyric could maybe sustain an under-three-minutes 50s rock/r&b number but not this kind of arena-scaled hard rock, imo.

Bobo Honk, real name, no gimmicks (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 10 June 2021 16:54 (two years ago) link

What is bad medicine?

Expired?
Not FDA-approved?
Hard drugs?

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 June 2021 16:55 (two years ago) link

i think it's like, the generic/competitor's product in commercials for Extra-Strength Tylenol.

Bobo Honk, real name, no gimmicks (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 10 June 2021 16:58 (two years ago) link

it’s when the other person is just like a pill, ‘stead of makin' you better they keep makin' you ill

Long Tall Arsetee & the Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Thursday, 10 June 2021 17:09 (two years ago) link

Yeah, I thought it was a barely-coded reference to pill addiction.

Sequel to Sadness (Sund4r), Thursday, 10 June 2021 17:12 (two years ago) link

Looks like we need a Desmond Child poll. And "I Hate Myself for Loving You" would top my list.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 10 June 2021 17:15 (two years ago) link

"Shocker" by Dudes of Wrath would top mine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dgbcPl6TxI

peace, man, Thursday, 10 June 2021 17:20 (two years ago) link

Catchy garbage

calstars, Thursday, 10 June 2021 17:54 (two years ago) link

Looks like he wrote Alice Cooper "Poison" which is the same metaphor as "Bad Medicine" and it's a much better song.

billstevejim, Thursday, 10 June 2021 19:14 (two years ago) link

and better than BBD's "Poison."

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 10 June 2021 19:15 (two years ago) link

one of the few times I'll claim this about a rock song vs R&B

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 10 June 2021 19:15 (two years ago) link

Poison by Coop is a nice single

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 10 June 2021 19:16 (two years ago) link

okay wtf is happening here

80's hair metal , and good praise music ! (DJP), Thursday, 10 June 2021 19:19 (two years ago) link

xp They both kick ass but the BBD "Poison" is perfect.

billstevejim, Thursday, 10 June 2021 19:25 (two years ago) link

yeah both Poisons are great

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 10 June 2021 19:26 (two years ago) link

The sentiments on both are revolting, let's be clear.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 10 June 2021 19:28 (two years ago) link

okay wtf is happening here

Find a Desmond Child song written for a Disney Channel-bred pop star and ILM will be sucked into a bottomless vortex of popist ecstasy.

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 10 June 2021 19:32 (two years ago) link

that's an inaccurate description of Alice Cooper

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 10 June 2021 19:34 (two years ago) link

That same clip I posted bounces to another clip where he talks about working with Hansen. He gave Diane Warren a call for advice and she made fun of him for working with a bunch of nine-year-olds. Then after that album got huge she apparently called him back and asked for their number.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 10 June 2021 19:34 (two years ago) link

Bell Biv Devoe "Poison" >>> Alice Cooper "Poison"

Sequel to Sadness (Sund4r), Thursday, 10 June 2021 19:58 (two years ago) link

poison house mix

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 10 June 2021 20:00 (two years ago) link

Alice Cooper "Poison" rules.

Poison the band is doodoo.

I drank poison earlier.

I-

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 June 2021 20:01 (two years ago) link

Alice Cooper "Poison" which is the same metaphor as "Bad Medicine" and it's a much better song.

Is the poison also the chains that he doesn't want to break or...? Does he want to hurt the venomous poison just to hear it calling his name...?

Sequel to Sadness (Sund4r), Thursday, 10 June 2021 20:03 (two years ago) link

Miami's Poison Clan and Uncle Luke with one of the lesser known Dre/Snoop diss records

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3T7z9Iayx4

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 10 June 2021 20:06 (two years ago) link

in all seriousness though I thought Bad Medicine was this meaning as opposed to drug metaphor: https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/bad_medicine

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 June 2021 20:07 (two years ago) link

I got bad medicine, I got the remedy

Bobo Honk, real name, no gimmicks (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 10 June 2021 20:12 (two years ago) link

sorry it's a permanent disease

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 10 June 2021 20:15 (two years ago) link

Pre-chorus seems to spell it out

Sequel to Sadness (Sund4r), Thursday, 10 June 2021 20:17 (two years ago) link

"Edison's Medicine" > "Bad Medicine"

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 June 2021 20:19 (two years ago) link

The all-night generator is admittedly a little confusing.

Sequel to Sadness (Sund4r), Thursday, 10 June 2021 20:20 (two years ago) link

search for 'bad medicine terrible song'

About 20,700,000 results (0.91 seconds)

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 June 2021 20:20 (two years ago) link

POISON - NOTHIN BUT A GOOD TIME- JUST BLAZE REMIX!!!!

billstevejim, Thursday, 10 June 2021 20:25 (two years ago) link

lol Poison house mix is dope

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 June 2021 20:29 (two years ago) link

So here's an album that just popped into my head that might qualify as a New Jersey, depending on whether or not you consider it a step down from it's predecessor: TV on the Radio's Dear Science.
It was a big commercial and critical success, surpassing "Return to Cookie Mountain", but I feel like it's kind of forgotten in the grand scheme of things, with the singles from that album not even being in their Top 5 on Spotify. But then again, this also just might be the result of TV on The Radio in general being kind of forgotten.

MarkoP, Monday, 14 June 2021 15:12 (two years ago) link

We have different working definitions of "huge event album."

― Eric H., Tuesday, August 7, 2012 10:45 AM (eight years ago)

alpine static, Monday, 14 June 2021 17:14 (two years ago) link

the next New Jersey will probably be made by Bad Bunny and we won't even know it

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, 14 June 2021 17:26 (two years ago) link

Bad Bunny covering "Bad Medicine"

blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 14 June 2021 17:28 (two years ago) link

I reread this three times before I realized you weren't talking about Bunnybrains.

Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Monday, 14 June 2021 18:25 (two years ago) link

Live: Secret Samadhi?

#onethread

blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 14 June 2021 20:00 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

The whole Don’t Look Back vs Third Stage ambiguity could have been avoided if Boston would've had the courtesy to make DLB their debut album. Then it would have lined up perfectly!

this is weird cause i've listened to DLB twice in the past couple days and was thinking abt the recent discussion of "1976" in classic rock and how it's easy to forget that Boston had a second album that was also quite successful, and enjoyable, yet simultaneously somehow not really necessary to their legacy/narrative. i guess YMMV based on how much the title track showed up in your local classic rock radio station's playlists.

Bobo Honk, real name, no gimmicks (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 4 July 2021 19:52 (two years ago) link

I always thought of those first two Bostons as being one big album. Checking the tracklisting for DLB, the title cut is the only track I heard regularly on the radio, with "A Man I'll Never Be" and "Party" popping up less frequently.

blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 4 July 2021 20:04 (two years ago) link

That's right, making the DLB disappearance even more odd (it totally follows the NJ-staple "more of the same", especially "Feelin' Satisfied" repeating the "Peace of Mind" compositional technique where everything drops out, then the song re-builds).

DLB is hurt by one thing, though: unlike its predecessor, none of its songs were featured in those hilariously-bonkers "social guidance" films shown to classrooms from like '83 through '90 (even on a garbage mono cassette player where you had to wait until the film told you to press the super-heavy play button, "Smokin'" sounded absolutely massive).

woah wait did Boston have a strong presence in such films??

Bobo Honk, real name, no gimmicks (Doctor Casino), Monday, 5 July 2021 02:09 (two years ago) link

They probably were referenced in a few, but I mostly recall one widely-distributed film aimed at the pre-teen audience that featured Kim Fields from "The Facts of Life", as well as some older dude narrator (with that early-'80s-commercial voice) warning us about rock and roll's "secret messages" that promoted drugs and alcohol. The music section featured multiple vignettes, each beginning with a still shot of a record's center, so you could see the album title and artist - talk about a lucrative placement! - then they played 30ish seconds from the song with the lyrics transcribed for extra emphasis. The only 3 songs I remember were 2 different "Cocaine"s (Eric Clapton, then Jackson Browne), and Boston's "Smokin'", which got an extra-long feature for some reason. A classmate told us that his older sister had that Boston album on cassette, so that became a regular feature at neighborhood get-togethers and birthday parties, and by the time we got to 6th grade and they played that film for us again, several of us were singing along with "Smokin'", much to the teacher's chagrin.

wow, thanks for filling that in. and lol at the end. they should have used "Party" though, what with the toke reference and the devil-may-care attitude.

Don't Look Back continues to provide a rockin' soundtrack to the long weekend... it's definitely a little short on material and some songs are distractingly underwritten or obvious clones of specific tracks from the debut. it's fair, if they didn't have Third Stage there would surely be no debate about it qualifying as a NJ. but... whatever! the first Boston record is a good template to copy! apart from the monumental title track i think "Don't Be Afraid" is the standout.

i think i've posted about this before, but this band had such a unique combination... hippie life-coach lyrics blown up to pyrotechnic scale. and even like "Don't Be Afraid" --- taken literally, just a pick-up line song, but i can't help but hearing Delp shrieking his heart out about accepting the cosmic force of capital-L Love, as in The Summer Of. the downside is that the tracks actually going for anthems of thoughtful reflection can come off as quite dopey and elementary - nothing here on the level of "Peace of Mind."

Bobo Honk, real name, no gimmicks (Doctor Casino), Monday, 5 July 2021 17:50 (two years ago) link

distractingly underwritten

Nailed it

calstars, Monday, 5 July 2021 18:36 (two years ago) link

now with a couple more years of hindsight, “Views”, “Lemonade”, “Life Of Pablo”, “Prism”, “Hard Candy” and “1989” are surely all textbook NJ’s for the artists that were huge circa 2010?

Siegbran, Monday, 5 July 2021 19:24 (two years ago) link

Reputation was a big hit album too.

r u rolling pop 2021 (morrisp), Monday, 5 July 2021 19:42 (two years ago) link

(i.e., I don’t agree w/the 1989 cite.)

r u rolling pop 2021 (morrisp), Monday, 5 July 2021 19:43 (two years ago) link

1989 is easily her biggest album, no way it's a new jersey

A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 5 July 2021 19:49 (two years ago) link

The jury's out until there's a follow-up, but Adele's 25 could be a contender.

blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 5 July 2021 19:55 (two years ago) link

Adele 56: when

calstars, Monday, 5 July 2021 20:00 (two years ago) link

Surely Music was Madonna's New Jersey, despite Confessions on a Dance Floor?

Halfway there but for you, Monday, 5 July 2021 20:03 (two years ago) link

Music even made Rolling Stone's top 500 of all time list in 2003, which was bizarre then and unthinkable now.

Halfway there but for you, Monday, 5 July 2021 20:08 (two years ago) link

From a UK perspective Music is her comeback after a relatively quiet mid-90s

A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 5 July 2021 20:16 (two years ago) link

“Reputation” was still a hit yes, but so was “Keep The Faith”, but in both cases the cultural moment was kinda already over?

Siegbran, Monday, 5 July 2021 20:16 (two years ago) link

And “Hard Candy” since it still had hits (“4 Minutes”), but the “hollow feeling that the gig was up” is definitively there and the dropoff was at that point irreversible. “Music” doesn’t feel like that at all to me?

Siegbran, Monday, 5 July 2021 20:21 (two years ago) link

Do you think Taylor’s “cultural moment” has passed in any way analogous to Bon Jovi’s, 6.5 years after New Jersey? If so, you are mistaken.

r u rolling pop 2021 (morrisp), Monday, 5 July 2021 20:31 (two years ago) link

morrisp otm

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 5 July 2021 20:33 (two years ago) link

From A US perspective, I'd argue that most of these albums are far from being surefire NJs. Prism is maybe the closest, but its certification of 2x platinum in the US is nowhere near the 8x that Teenage Dream did, so, disqualified?

1989 - I'd echo what others have said.

Views - Drake has had loads of number ones since then (including 4 of them in 2018, two years after Views' release). Also, his follow-up to Views is certified 5x platinum in the states vs 6x for Views. Seems fairly relevant to me.

Hard Candy - Both this and Confessions each only had one hit in the US. Confessions did nice business compared to American Life, but (in the US at least) ain't a Slippery When Wet blockbuster. Even if it was, Hard Candy did appreciably worse than Confessions, so, this doesn't feel very NJ to me.

I feel like Life of Pablo and Lemonade could be interesting discussions re: where these artists are at in their careers, but I'm not sure anybody would suggest that either are in a struggle for relevancy (pop hits, maybe... relevancy, no).

mr.raffles, Monday, 5 July 2021 23:43 (two years ago) link

Perhaps NJ is a particular failure of blow jovi

calstars, Monday, 5 July 2021 23:52 (two years ago) link

Oh no, there are plenty of NJs. These just ain’t them!

mr.raffles, Tuesday, 6 July 2021 00:09 (two years ago) link

Taylor is obviously still relevant to her old fans, but at this point she’s become near invisible if you’re either younger or older, the days where “Shake It Off” was in a movie like Sing and other mass media and you couldn’t escape her music in stores, radio, albums are an “event” etc are long gone.

For what it’s worth, Google Trends

Siegbran, Tuesday, 6 July 2021 00:58 (two years ago) link

…shows a dropoff just after all those albums.

Siegbran, Tuesday, 6 July 2021 01:00 (two years ago) link

I mean, do you see Red as her Slippery When Wet?

Sequel to Sadness (Sund4r), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 01:17 (two years ago) link

All that Hard Candy had over Confessions was Madonna's biggest single since "Don't Tell Me." Her last too.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 01:20 (two years ago) link

at this point she’s become near invisible if you’re either younger or older

If you say so. Anecdotally: (a) this year's hottest new pop star is an 18-year-old mega-Swiftie, and (b) my Boomer uncle got into her via Folklore and is now a fan.

r u rolling pop 2021 (morrisp), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 01:31 (two years ago) link

you couldn’t escape her music in stores, radio, albums are an “event” etc are long gone

Here's where we play the Covid card, because the scenario you describe was still in effect for Lover, and probably would have stretched in 2020 when she toured behind it. Since she was the able to do that, she's done two sneak attack niche albums that don't lend themselves to such marketing (and despite that both went to #1) and is currently focusing on the rerecords, which are more for the hardcore Swifties (who've taken the first and will presumably deliver the second to #1).

And also the 1989 songs are still pretty ubiquitous.

blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 01:55 (two years ago) link

'was the'='wasn't'

blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 01:56 (two years ago) link

That just sounds like Spinal Tap "they are still huge but their appeal has become more selective".

But looking at this, I guess that New Jerseys can't exist anymore due to the emergence of filter bubbles, where artists whose popularity in the larger scheme of things has declined strongly, still feel ubiquitous and huge when you're a fan because Youtube, Spotify, Facebook etc keep feeding you their new output as if their heydays never ended, where in the past the monolithic mainstream radio/tv just dropped them off the radar. I mean, if their existing listeners had never been exposed to grunge and thrash metal in 1991, would the hair metal era of Bon Jovi, Poison and Guns 'n Roses have lasted another undisturbed ten years as 'culturally relevant' music for their millions of fans?

Siegbran, Tuesday, 6 July 2021 07:40 (two years ago) link

I actually am sceptical of the concept as a whole but insofar as it works, my reservation was just with picking TS's biggest album, with probably the most famous hits, as her NJ. Maybe Reputation could work? Idk I never heard all of it.

Sequel to Sadness (Sund4r), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 09:19 (two years ago) link

reputation is certainly the closest taylor has - its hits were more about the momentum from the huge previous album and brought with it the feeling that the gig was up. lover wasn't quite the bottom falling out but still a further decline

ufo, Tuesday, 6 July 2021 09:54 (two years ago) link

xxp If you think this qualifies as Spinal Tap–esque “selective appeal” I don’t know what to tell you:

Upon release, Folklore broke the Guinness World Record for the biggest opening day on Spotify for an album by a female act. Three of its tracks reached the top 10 of the official charts in eight countries, namely "Cardigan", "The 1" and "Exile", the first of which is the album's lead single and marked Swift's sixth number-one song on the US Billboard Hot 100. The album reached number one in Australia, Canada, Ireland, New Zealand, Switzerland, the United Kingdom, and various others. It was Swift's seventh consecutive number-one album on the US Billboard 200, where it topped for eight weeks and became the best-selling album of 2020.

Folklore was met with widespread critical acclaim (…). Critics found its introspective themes timely for the pandemic and regarded it a bold reinvention of Swift's artistry. The album prominently featured on publications' year-end lists of the best albums of 2020, ranking first on many (…). It won Album of the Year at the 63rd Grammy Awards, making Swift the first female artist in history to win the honor three times.

r u rolling pop 2021 (morrisp), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 13:38 (two years ago) link

but at this point she’s become near invisible if you’re either younger or older,

This doesn't check out. Speaking as a parent of a young kid I can tell you that Swift songs are inescapable at any party, fair, school event, indoor recreation space, etc.

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 13:44 (two years ago) link

Swift has to date no New Jerseys.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 13:44 (two years ago) link

"I don't listen to her, she must not be popular."

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 13:49 (two years ago) link

just an old cardigan

ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 13:49 (two years ago) link

...is all she has

xp

ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 13:49 (two years ago) link

Every Drake album feels like a New Jersey.

MarkoP, Tuesday, 6 July 2021 13:52 (two years ago) link

wishful thinking

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 13:54 (two years ago) link

"I don't listen to her, she must not be popular."

This is an odd assumption, I *do* listen to her, that's precisely why I notice her profile is much lower than it used to be, and Youtube seems to agree.

Siegbran, Tuesday, 6 July 2021 14:00 (two years ago) link

I plugged in Drake, Beyonce, and Kanye West for comparison; they all exhibit similar declines (though I don't know who you consider a "culturally relevant" long-term artist, feel free to chose your own). So maybe this is just a Google Trends thing.

r u rolling pop 2021 (morrisp), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 14:21 (two years ago) link

(you did list Lemonade as a NJ, so maybe you also consider Beyoncé to be a Spinal Tap case.)

r u rolling pop 2021 (morrisp), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 14:24 (two years ago) link

Taylor's Youtube trend over the past year doesn't match Olivia Rodrigo's or Arianna Grande's, but they're about the same as Dua Lipa's

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 14:25 (two years ago) link

who is Googling these artist names in 2021, anyway

r u rolling pop 2021 (morrisp), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 14:26 (two years ago) link

i think the thing is if she didn't pivot with folklore it's likely that reputation would have been her new jersey

ufo, Tuesday, 6 July 2021 14:32 (two years ago) link

Tbf, Keep the Faith was also a multiplatinum album that reached #1 in several countries and had three hit singles. If there has been an appreciable commercial decline post-[i[1989[/i], which sales figures might suggest, the concept might still apply as well as something like this can. I just don't think 1989 would be the NJ.

Sequel to Sadness (Sund4r), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 14:44 (two years ago) link

Except that Reputation kind of landed with a thud upon release, as opposed to feeling more hollow upon repeated listens.

MarkoP, Tuesday, 6 July 2021 14:47 (two years ago) link

That's subjective - I loved it upon release (I think it's a stronger album than 1989), and with time it's come to feel one of the artistic peaks of her catalog. To me, anyway

r u rolling pop 2021 (morrisp), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 14:50 (two years ago) link

(If she didn't "pivot" w/Folklore, I assume Lover would have been her NJ? – splashy but bad lead single; a lot of buzz, but few awards; etc.)

r u rolling pop 2021 (morrisp), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 14:56 (two years ago) link

Reactions to Bon Jovi albums were objective otoh.

Sequel to Sadness (Sund4r), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 15:02 (two years ago) link

I thought the idea here was nailing down objective criteria, otherwise what's the point. If someone on here says Purple Rain felt a bit hollow, that's Prince's New Jersey, who can argue?

r u rolling pop 2021 (morrisp), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 15:08 (two years ago) link

P much everything in the OP is subjective.

Sequel to Sadness (Sund4r), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 15:11 (two years ago) link

I am 50 and "folklore" was the first Taylor Swift album for which I was aware thanks to media coverage that it was about to come out, the first one I listened to immediately on release, and the first one I've repeatedly listened to all the way through. ("evermore" was the second, for all three.) So from my perspective, as someone who doesn't listen to a ton of chart radio, 2020 was the FIRST time Swift had such a level of media saturation that it reached my eye/ear. (Of course I know "Shake It Off" like everybody else but could not have told you what album it's on.)

My kids and my wife and I are all into it and play it a lot.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 15:13 (two years ago) link

If someone on here says Purple Rain felt a bit hollow, that's Prince's New Jersey, who can argue?

Judging from my attempts to make "Automatic For the People is R.E.M.'s New Jersey" happen, a lot of people!

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 15:14 (two years ago) link

I would vote for NAIHF, but I’m sure it’s been discussed ad nauseum ITT!

r u rolling pop 2021 (morrisp), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 15:16 (two years ago) link

I would have said it was obvious it was Monster!

Halfway there but for you, Tuesday, 6 July 2021 15:19 (two years ago) link

Like, the idea that there's some kind of objective universal rule that can be derived from Bon Jovi's 1988 album New Jersey (which I would probably rate as highly as Slippery When Wet fwiw) is more absurd than people talking about albums that felt a bit hollow to them.

Sequel to Sadness (Sund4r), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 15:19 (two years ago) link

I don’t think it’s a crazy statement that the biggest global artists of 2010-2012 (Swift, Kanye, Beyonce, Perry) have a lower profile ten years later?

I mean the way fame works now is different than in the hair metal days - filter bubbles creating a more loyal fanbase, longer career arcs because marketeers know better how artists can tailor their output better to a maturing fanbase, etc.

Siegbran, Tuesday, 6 July 2021 15:31 (two years ago) link

OK but Taylor is still gaining new fans, as evidenced by the anecdotes above; I don't think the same is true for Kanye or (maybe) Katy Perry. I think Taylor (and Beyoncé) remain as central to music/culture as it's possible for a long-term artist to be these days.

r u rolling pop 2021 (morrisp), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 16:05 (two years ago) link

who is Googling these artist names in 2021, anyway

― r u rolling pop 2021 (morrisp), Tuesday, July 6, 2021 10:26 AM bookmarkflaglink

OMG GOOGLE FOR "TAYLOR" AND FIND NEW JERSEY

not up to Aerosmith standards (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 16:12 (two years ago) link

You would think Perry's audience had definitely shrunk, but she's still pulling almost 37 mil. monthly listeners on Spotify, her most recent single is doing decent-ish business there (18 mil. spins after six weeks), and her biggest late-model single, "Never Really Over", has racked up higher #s than some of her earlier, theoretically bigger hits.

blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 16:23 (two years ago) link

Yeah I don't know much about her tbh

r u rolling pop 2021 (morrisp), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 16:32 (two years ago) link

The latest revive is this thread’s New Jersey.

Vin Jawn (PBKR), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 17:43 (two years ago) link

you can’t really use streaming numbers to straight up compare old songs with newer tracks. Spotify wasn’t nearly as prevalent during Perry’s heyday as it is now.
YouTube views are a more honest metric (but here also, older songs are negatively impacted by things like changes in official artist accounts -
see the relatively low numbers for her first megahits)

for example:
streaming-wise, a recent hit like “Never Really Over” appears to be in a similar league as older blockbusters like “Dark Horse”, “Roar” and “Firework”: 514M vs 803M, 656M and 551M total streams, respectively.

now let’s look at the corresponding YouTube views: “Never Really Over” 142M, decent, you might say, but “Dark Horse” has 3.097M (almost 22x as much), “Roar” 3.380M (almost 24x as much), and even “Firework”, the oldest of this bunch, has 1.317M views in the version currently on YT (9x as much), but actually misses a billion or two (or more), I suspect.

the fact that Perry’s top 10 most streamed songs on Spotify is dominated by older hits does tell you another thing tho: that she has m/l become a “heritage” act - for contrast, look at someone like Justin Bieber: his Spotify top 10 is dominated by his current & recent stuff (“Love Yourself” is the oldest track here, the only one from the Purpose era, which in itself is much more recent than most of the big songs in KPs top 10)

ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 17:45 (two years ago) link

still, I don’t think KP had a New Jersey - PRISM was a simply a big ol’ flop after two hugely successful albums, and she hasn’t recovered from it since.

ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 17:51 (two years ago) link

sorry, biting myself in the ass there. PRISM is the one with “Roar” and “Dark Horse”, follow-up Witness is the one that severely underperformed - but that came as quite a surprise, don’t think most people had already gauged that the gig was up

ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 17:58 (two years ago) link

"I don’t think it’s a crazy statement that the biggest global artists of 2010-2012 (Swift, Kanye, Beyonce, Perry) have a lower profile ten years later?"

Not a weird statement at all (though I'd certainly disagree in most cases with your picks), but, important to remember that not all declines in popularity = a New Jersey... which is what we're talking about here.

mr.raffles, Tuesday, 6 July 2021 18:06 (two years ago) link

YouTube views are a more honest metric (but here also, older songs are negatively impacted by things like changes in official artist accounts -
see the relatively low numbers for her first megahits)

disagree; the scale of # of youtube users between 2010 and now is massive (hundreds of millions > billions)

ILX’s bad boy (D-40), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 18:07 (two years ago) link

The latest revive is this thread’s New Jersey.

Every huge message board has its "New Jersey" - a huge event thread that ultimately feels a bit hollow & signals a career decline

ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 18:07 (two years ago) link

what I said is that it's a fairer means of comparing the popularity of older and newer hits of someone like Katy Perry - where the discrepancy is much smaller on YouTube than on Spotify, as the examples I gave you show

ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 18:11 (two years ago) link

"but that came as quite a surprise, don’t think most people had already gauged that the gig was up"

Is it too early to declare Katy Perry's Prism a New Jersey?

― J. Sam, Thursday, May 22, 2014 2:29 PM (seven years ago) bookmarkflaglink

katy perry otm

― i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Thursday, May 22, 2014 2:31 PM (seven years ago) bookmarkflaglink

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 18:28 (two years ago) link

Prism was kind of a bomb: it ultimately only sold 1/4 of what Teenage Dream did, and produced only two #1 singles after everything from the prior set went Top 3.

And then Witness fell off a cliff.

blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 18:34 (two years ago) link

the other problem with streaming is i think Katy Perry has a lot of FB friends and she's msging them each morning to bump her trax but the ~media~ isn't talkin about this

not up to Aerosmith standards (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 18:37 (two years ago) link

The biggest threads from 2010-2012 have now become heritage threads.

Halfway there but for you, Tuesday, 6 July 2021 18:38 (two years ago) link

Going back a bit, I had actually started a post about how KP definitely had a shrunken audience and is perhaps now more known for American Idol before I thought to check Spotify only to see that: (A) Her audience is larger than I expected, and (B) It's not (entirely) all about her back catalogue.

blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 18:42 (two years ago) link

sorry, biting myself in the ass there. PRISM is the one with “Roar” and “Dark Horse”, follow-up Witness is the one that severely underperformed - but that came as quite a surprise, don’t think most people had already gauged that the gig was up

You are describing almost to a T the opening post’s definition of an album that qualifies

an eco-conscious Music Box (DJP), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 18:44 (two years ago) link

After two decades of this thread we've finally found a second new jersey.

KEEP HONKING -- I'M BOBOING (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 18:49 (two years ago) link

okay, New Jersey it is then, I should have known better than to venture there anyway, just came here to refute, once and data-driven for all, the notion that Katy is somehow still as popular/successful as she was up to and including “Roar”.

xp

ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 18:54 (two years ago) link

or “Dark Horse” rather - could have sworn that one came before “Roar”, but it didn’t

ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 18:57 (two years ago) link

Apropos of nothing, but it seems now that one of the truest death rattles of physical media was seeing tons of unsold Witness CDs clogging shelves in the summer of '17.

blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 18:57 (two years ago) link

what I said is that it's a fairer means of comparing the popularity of older and newer hits of someone like Katy Perry - where the discrepancy is much smaller on YouTube than on Spotify, as the examples I gave you show

― ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Tuesday, July 6, 2021 1:11 PM (fifty-two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

not really arguing with your overall point, just suggesting that even if it is, relative to spotify, a better indicator, it's really not an ideal one.

ILX’s bad boy (D-40), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 19:05 (two years ago) link

Katy Perry somehow has more Twitter followers than almost anyone mentioned here (except for Bieber)

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 19:27 (two years ago) link

her empire knows no bounds

not up to Aerosmith standards (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 19:28 (two years ago) link

You would think Perry's audience had definitely shrunk, but she's still pulling almost 37 mil. monthly listeners on Spotify

Bon Jovi themselves have over 19M (just under GnR at 20M, well over Poison at 4M), which seems not bad, considering their comparative age.

Sequel to Sadness (Sund4r), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 19:56 (two years ago) link

"but that came as quite a surprise, don’t think most people had already gauged that the gig was up"

Is it too early to declare Katy Perry's Prism a New Jersey?

― J. Sam, Thursday, May 22, 2014 2:29 PM (seven years ago) bookmarkflaglink

katy perry otm

― i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Thursday, May 22, 2014 2:31 PM (seven years ago) bookmarkflaglink

― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, July 6, 2021 2:28 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

SWISH

J. Sam, Tuesday, 6 July 2021 21:06 (two years ago) link

Actually that should be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGk5fR-t5AU

J. Sam, Tuesday, 6 July 2021 21:10 (two years ago) link

Culture II feels like a classic New Jersey at this point

With all the clickfarms, AI bots and payola around streaming/social media it’s getting really hard to asses popularity/cultural relevance with actual humans. Someone with a million followers could have 100k, 10k or 1k real people as fans, nobody knows. Someone with 100M streams on Spotify could have 50M real clicks to play the song by actual people, or could just have paid to have Spotify inject the song 99M times into Discover playlists.

You could fall back to ‘real cash spent’ on tickets & collectibles but that overestimates the popularity of artists that have found a way to extract huge sums out of a small following of old & wealthy superfans vs artists where a billion real kids click on a spotify/youtube/tiktok link that yields the artist $3.50.

Maybe it’s all about counting artist t-shirts when walking through town.

Siegbran, Tuesday, 6 July 2021 23:56 (two years ago) link

"Culture II feels like a classic New Jersey at this point"

100%

mr.raffles, Wednesday, 7 July 2021 00:05 (two years ago) link

"Maybe it’s all about counting artist t-shirts when walking through town."

That actually doesn't seem like a bad metric! Like, wearing a Migos t-shirt in 2017 pre-Culture II would be a very different thing than wearing one in 2021. Maybe "one should feel faintly embarrassed to wear the artist's merch" should be part of the definition...

mr.raffles, Wednesday, 7 July 2021 00:10 (two years ago) link

On reflection, though, what WERE the expectations of Bon Jovi in 1989? Did even their most fervent fans think that they were going to suddenly turn into Springsteen, U2 or Metallica? I was 14 in 1986 and Bon Jovi already seemed pretty hollow to me at their height, and I even read their Rolling Stone cover story.
I was also thinking that, as a listener ages, they realize that decline in quality is almost inevitable past a certain point in an artist's career, so their expectations change.

Halfway there but for you, Wednesday, 7 July 2021 02:36 (two years ago) link

Sidebar: The New Jersey of NFTs

why are these sentences i have to read pic.twitter.com/ocIxIhVLlf

— Laura Hudson (@laura_hudson) July 6, 2021

blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 7 July 2021 03:16 (two years ago) link

the fact that people are unironically discussing Migos in a t-shirt context clearly demonstrates how far the mighty have fallen

ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 7 July 2021 06:15 (two years ago) link

anyway, enjoy your entirely wholesome New Jersey buffet, folx!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPI-mRFEIH0

ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 7 July 2021 06:30 (two years ago) link

I was also thinking that, as a listener ages, they realize that decline in quality is almost inevitable past a certain point in an artist's career, so their expectations change.

This hugely depends on the listener, there are many artists where a large chunk of their maturing fanbase will maintain to their (or the artist's) death that their hero(es) 'never lost it', like with Elvis, MJ, etc. And with the whole filter bubble thing, this is easier to maintain than ever. There's also a whole vocabulary around this, also with the press - the familiar Return To Form album, the Artist Has Matured narrative, etc - superstars don't do down without a fight. But I guess that's the "this feels hollow" part of it all.

Siegbran, Wednesday, 7 July 2021 09:28 (two years ago) link

one thing to keep in mind is that NJ status does not require the artists to REALLY fall off the map completely, become punchlines, die in obscurity etc. most of the names from the poll list are still very well known and even well regarded... just (if they kept on releasing albums) it's pretty clear there's a classic period and the later stuff. many people who bought t-shirts in the heyday will continue to wear them, perhaps only gradually realizing that the t-shirt no longer represents a "current" band to most eyes. meanwhile die-hard fans will find lots to enjoy in the later stuff, and appear on forums to review the newest records as they drop. the act has just lost the aura and centrality of being one of the biggest things in the world --- and, somehow, part of losing it took place right under their noses, in an album that seemed at the time like another key pillar in their undeniable monument.

Bobo Honk, real name, no gimmicks (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 7 July 2021 11:55 (two years ago) link

On reflection, though, what WERE the expectations of Bon Jovi in 1989? Did even their most fervent fans think that they were going to suddenly turn into Springsteen, U2 or Metallica?

If you mean Robert Hilburn singing their praises, probably not. By any other measure, I think the answer may be yes. In 2021, Bon Jovi have more monthly Spotify listeners than all three of those artists fwiw.

Sequel to Sadness (Sund4r), Wednesday, 7 July 2021 12:03 (two years ago) link

NJ is also their highest-rated album on RYM!

Sequel to Sadness (Sund4r), Wednesday, 7 July 2021 12:12 (two years ago) link

Perhaps dropping a New Jersey is a better long term strategy than dropping a Tunnel of Love, a Rattle & Hum, or a Load

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 7 July 2021 12:14 (two years ago) link

Keep The Faith may not have sold as many records as Achtung Baby, but each one of those buyers went on to open a Spotify account.

Siegbran, Wednesday, 7 July 2021 12:34 (two years ago) link

Travis "The Invisible Band" - glowing reviews, straight to #1, ended up selling a lot less than "The Man Who" and they never had a hit after it.

A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 7 July 2021 12:43 (two years ago) link

Perhaps dropping a New Jersey is a better long term strategy than dropping a Tunnel of Love, a Rattle & Hum, or a Load

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61hPHqgn4cL.jpg

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 7 July 2021 12:57 (two years ago) link

Did even their most fervent fans think that they were going to suddenly turn into Springsteen, U2 or Metallica? I was 14 in 1986 and Bon Jovi already seemed pretty hollow to me at their height, and I even read their Rolling Stone

the fact you read a Rolling Stone article means you weren't even close to their core fanbase

also U2 and Metallica weren't legacy acts at that point. how could anyone think that Bon Jovi would "turn into" bands that were themselves almost at an identical place in their career? (following up a huge 86/87 breakthrough album than turned them into huge stars)

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 7 July 2021 13:26 (two years ago) link

and really at the time it would have been far more plausible that Bon Jovi would have Metallica's career rather than vice versa

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 7 July 2021 13:27 (two years ago) link

I wasn't talking about relative popularity or career arcs, just that it seems to me that Bon Jovi was already on a very narrow track of making pop-metal with rootsy overtones. Nobody was expecting them to go acoustic, or messianic, or heavy, so ultimately how disappointed could their audience have been with more of the same?

Halfway there but for you, Wednesday, 7 July 2021 13:51 (two years ago) link

There's a lot of acoustic/country material and Springsteen homage on NJ, actually. The first few songs are not that representative.

Sequel to Sadness (Sund4r), Wednesday, 7 July 2021 14:14 (two years ago) link

Sure, but no-one was expecting them to do Nebraska, or even Tunnel of Love.

Halfway there but for you, Wednesday, 7 July 2021 14:24 (two years ago) link

Oh yeah, no, they weren't going to make a Tracy Chapman record or anything. As a 9yo in 1988, I think I can say I was Bon Jovi's target audience and New Jersey did not disappoint.

Sequel to Sadness (Sund4r), Wednesday, 7 July 2021 14:33 (two years ago) link

I think Hello Nasty is a potential New Jersey; I think Pauls/Check/Communication is central to their canon in a way that HN feels outside of - after the millennium they felt just “there” in a way that they weren’t before really (and is reflected with the response to To the 5 Boroughs)

(HN also their longest album)

Master of Treacle, Wednesday, 7 July 2021 14:47 (two years ago) link

It didn't help that 5 Boroughs came out 6 years later

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 7 July 2021 14:59 (two years ago) link

I loved Hello Nasty, a bit surprised how much I liked it. It kicked off a long-delayed deep dive in to Lee Perry. But also it left me feeling hollow enough that by the time T5B came out, I didn't feel the need to explore. I'd have been happy if they just released instro jams like The Mix Up after that, collab'ing with Tommy Guerrero and the like. It was a NJ for me for sure.

Citole Country (bendy), Wednesday, 7 July 2021 15:53 (two years ago) link

and really at the time it would have been far more plausible that Bon Jovi would have Metallica's career rather than vice versa

At the time of NJ, Metallica had zero pop crossover, that came two years later with the Black album.

Siegbran, Wednesday, 7 July 2021 16:02 (two years ago) link

More than most mega-platinum, Bon Jovi seemed to quickly mount a very effective defensive position that maintained a large sector of their core fans, eg Gen X gals who missed big hair. They let go of the smoke-machine/single entendre/chugging bottles of Jack Daniels side of glam pretty quickly to focus on the romantic.

Citole Country (bendy), Wednesday, 7 July 2021 16:03 (two years ago) link

Wonder if this metaphor is limited somewhat by the fact that Bon Jovi were unredeemably awful throughout their career.

A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 7 July 2021 16:11 (two years ago) link

and the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate

Siegbran, Wednesday, 7 July 2021 16:18 (two years ago) link

At the time of NJ, Metallica had zero pop crossover, that came two years later with the Black album.

"One" made the top 40: https://www.billboard.com/music/Metallica/chart-history/HSI . The video was a major event in my Grade 6 class. But yeah, not Bon Jovi level.

Sequel to Sadness (Sund4r), Wednesday, 7 July 2021 16:26 (two years ago) link

Hello Nasty seems like a classic New Jersey to me

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Wednesday, 7 July 2021 17:23 (two years ago) link

Yeah, I think Hello Nasty comes pretty damn close. I was living on campus over the summer it was released and it was inescapable for at least 6-10 months. It felt huge for awhile, even admitting that a college campus gives a pretty skewed demographic. It was played at nearly every party and I remember one weekend, shortly before school started in the fall, walking home from work and hearing songs from it blaring out of every third house party. And it's pretty hard to dispute that, as beloved as they still may be, they never reached that level of ubiquity again/

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 7 July 2021 17:40 (two years ago) link

Hello Nasty feels more like a late career dip. If they'd stayed with Def Jam and tried to make a Licensed to Ill 2 in '89 that would probably have been a New Jersey.

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 7 July 2021 17:54 (two years ago) link

Is there such a thing as an "honest" New Jersey, dedicated to art and "genuine self-expression"? Does the phrase always smack of complacent pandering?

Halfway there but for you, Wednesday, 7 July 2021 18:00 (two years ago) link

New Jerseys: the last refuge from rockist authenticity

Sequel to Sadness (Sund4r), Wednesday, 7 July 2021 18:30 (two years ago) link

Disagree with 'Hello Nasty', it was indeed a huge event album but more like a comeback album after a 4-year absence. It's not like they were riding a wave of anticipation after 'Ill Communication' made them thd biggest band on earth.

Deflatormouse, Wednesday, 7 July 2021 18:59 (two years ago) link

Way upthread, I tried to argue that Hello Nasty sort of avoided NJ-dom in unusual ways. The goofiness of the videos in particular made all the Hello Nasty hits feel sort of halfway like novelty hits, not "event" releases. As well, it wasn't really surprising in any way that the next album didn't connect - as 1980s old-school rappers, they were effectively living on borrowed time. Very few others of their generation were still racking up hits in the early 00s! The miracle was that they'd successfully remained relevant and popular as long as they had, in large part by changing up their sound a couple of times already.

In any case, unless you're Boston, six years is a lonnnng time between albums for the NJ feeling to be there. By 2004, the new album couldn't in any sense be riding the momentum of 1998-era Beastie mania - if it had succeeded it would have been clearly as a comeback album.

Bobo Honk, real name, no gimmicks (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 7 July 2021 20:35 (two years ago) link

wait what no one thought HN was as a hollow effort

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 7 July 2021 20:36 (two years ago) link

when "Intergalactic" went massive in the late summer of '98 I thought they could ride that popularity forever; no way did I think in retrospect that the success felt hollow.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 7 July 2021 20:37 (two years ago) link

there's that too! i mean i think it's a little overlong, some of the mood-piece and DJ showcase tracks could be pared back, but i don't think anything in their later career decline could be traced to this album.

Bobo Honk, real name, no gimmicks (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 7 July 2021 20:38 (two years ago) link

wait what no one thought HN was as a hollow effort

Yeah, I guess I was forgetting that "hollowness" was a part of what we are considering with a New Jersey. I guess I was just more focused on how it felt like a huge event release that was their last commercial (and critical, I would say), peak.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 7 July 2021 20:45 (two years ago) link

Hello Nasty is their third best album

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 7 July 2021 21:00 (two years ago) link

It was def an event

Somebody in England has one hell of a Beastie Boys souvenir.

A giant sardine can which was used to unveil the Beastie Boys' latest release in London got its own "Hello Nasty" when thieves took off with the 3D billboard centerpiece last week.

England's "Dot Music" reports that the 10-ft long can, which set back their U.K. label, Parlophone, over $30,000, contains life-sized replicas of the group members. It's been on display at various sites around the U.K. and had only been put up in its new location next to London's Waterloo Station the previous day.

A label spokesperson told "Dot" that they were hoping that the theft was just a student prank and that the giant tin will soon be returned to its rightful place.

Meanwhile, anybody knowing the whereabouts of the tin are being asked to call Parlophone.

Deflatormouse, Wednesday, 7 July 2021 21:04 (two years ago) link

as 1980s old-school rappers, they were effectively living on borrowed time. Very few others of their generation were still racking up hits in the early 00s!

Old skool rap was very much in fashion in 1998, though. Even the Unkle record had Kool G Rap on it!

Deflatormouse, Wednesday, 7 July 2021 21:18 (two years ago) link

ok but like, who else had a hit album on the charts? even LL Cool J was kind of lost after the big Mr. Smith hits in '96.

Bobo Honk, real name, no gimmicks (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 7 July 2021 21:25 (two years ago) link

LL had a #1 album in 2000 and yet another renaissance in the early to mid '00s with J-Lo hits.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 7 July 2021 21:46 (two years ago) link

I guess I meant specifically in the radio landscape of 1998.

Bobo Honk, real name, no gimmicks (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 7 July 2021 21:48 (two years ago) link

Alot of the Beasties late '90s success was down to them finally getting fully absorbed into Alternative Radio. They had a big skater following that wouldn't necessarily have been into other legacy Hip Hop acts.

blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 7 July 2021 22:07 (two years ago) link

As McCain says, The Beasties had very little (nothing at all?) to do with old-school rap culture at that point. After their rebrand on Check Your Head, they were competing with artists on the alternative charts, not on the hip-hop charts or the Hot 97s of the world. LL was their peer coming up but their careers were incredibly different at that point.

mr.raffles, Wednesday, 7 July 2021 22:08 (two years ago) link

It's more complicated, though. HN invoked the spirit of old school hip-hop in the same year as the UNKLE album.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 7 July 2021 22:13 (two years ago) link

UNKLE was not exactly indicative of...uh... anything having to do with hip hop in the U.S. (or anywhere I'm assuming), but yeah at that time they were more competing with Beck, stuff like that

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 7 July 2021 22:16 (two years ago) link

yea when I got to know the Beasties they were definitely closer to Sublime or Cake than old-school rap

frogbs, Wednesday, 7 July 2021 22:23 (two years ago) link

I'm pretty sure the Source didn't review them anymore by this time

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 7 July 2021 22:24 (two years ago) link

UNKLE was not exactly indicative of...uh... anything having to do with hip hop in the U.S. (or anywhere I'm assuming), but yeah at that time they were more competing with Beck, stuff like that

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown),

You misread me. The UNKLE album has a B-Boys appearance. Tracks like HN's "Three MC's and One DJ" are conscious callbacks to another kind of delivery and production. I did not suggest HN has a dialogue with Jay-Z, DMX, Master P, Black Star, etc. C'mon, you know this.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 7 July 2021 22:47 (two years ago) link

Beasties didn’t have a New Jersey let’s stop this lol

ILX’s bad boy (D-40), Wednesday, 7 July 2021 23:11 (two years ago) link

amen

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 7 July 2021 23:15 (two years ago) link

Mods, plz ban everyone but ums from posting in this thread, thanks.

Carlos Santana & Mahavishnu Rob Thomas (PBKR), Wednesday, 7 July 2021 23:52 (two years ago) link

alfred totally I was more responding to deflatormouse (also Kool G Rap doesn't really have an old school flow, despite age he had more in common with Lox than Beasties), plus that song had Lateef and Lyrics Born so I think it was being current not retro)

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 8 July 2021 00:08 (two years ago) link

Amidst this deeper look at the Beasties, we should examine the possibilities of their “Together Forever” tourmates Run-D.M.C having what may be the first rap New Jersey with 1988’s Tougher Than Leather. I know, we agreed on triple-platinum albums with multiple Top 10 hits, a requirement that this album unfortunately does not meet.

However, when you look deeper at the qualifications, we, much like the first track on NJ, will realize that “right now the rules we made are meant for breaking”

A counter to the arguments against Tougher Than Leather:

1. Only 1x platinum, following an album (Raising Hell) that only went 3x platinum

Considering how little attention was paid to rap/hip-hop by the mainstream music establishment, and the lack of interest in seeing any real changes in said establishment, one has to believe that if we were not in the pre-SoundScan/Yo! MTV Raps-era, both of these albums would have been certified at around triple these figures.

2. Raising Hell, the Slippery When Wet in this scenario, spawned only 1 Top 10 hit (“Walk This Way”), 1 other Top 30 (“You Be Illin’”), and 1 other Top 60 (“It’s Tricky”).

While the chart listings might say otherwise, Raising Hell definitely met “the one everybody loves” status. To somehow chart 3 singles during an era when Top 40 radio was doing damn near everything it could to avoid playing any rap (anecdote != data, but when I lived in Lexington/Louisville/Cincinnati metro area in 1988, several radio stations openly advertised themselves as playing “absolutely NO rap!”), if you force a radio format to re-invent itself – even temporarily - this should be automatic Slippery status.

3. “Tougher Than Leather” did not follow the trad NJ phenomenon where the 1st single (“Run’s House”) seemed so much like an extension of the previous album to where it ends up being as big – if not more - of a hit as those singles. Is it not a Fairweather Johnson?

No. The radio landscape in ’88 for rap was still extremely unwelcoming, and the emerging pop-rap scene was getting most of the (still miniscule) airplay. Tougher Than Leather’s singles were less-poppy than Raising Hell’s (as were Paul’s Boutique’s vs License To Ill’s). Radio made a slight movement towards rap - just not their rap. Still, “Mary, Mary” hit 75 on the Billboard Hot 100, and the album hit #9, which was a massive deal in that era.

Fortunately, the case gets better:

1. Event: Unless I am missing a major ad campaign pushing Paid In Full or Crushin’, it appears that Tougher Than Leather was the first major event rap album in the MTV era – the “World Premiere Video”, the cardboard cutouts at the shopping-mall record stores, and most notably, the accompanying movie.

2. I also want to point out how similarly the careers of Bon Jovi and Run-D.M.C. parallel each other through their respective NJs:

a. Both groups had 2 albums before their commercial breakthrough, slowly building their fanbases with minor hits that remained in their live playlists up through their respective NJs

Bon Jovi:
Bon Jovi (1984) – featuring their first video to get MTV airplay (“Runaway”)
7800 Fahrenheit (1985)
Slippery When Wet (their Slippery When Wet, of course, 1986)
New Jersey (their - you're getting good at this - New Jersey, 1988)
Obligatory Greatest Hits Album (1991)
Keep the Faith (their Keep The Faith, 1992)
Crush (2000) – their first album with a Max Martin appearance
Bounce (2002) – their first album named after a commercial product

Run-D.M.C.:
Run-D.M.C. (1984) – first video to get MTV airplay (“Rock Box”)
King of Rock (1985)
Raising Hell (their Slippery When Wet, 1986)
Tougher Than Leather (their New Jersey, 1988)
Back From Hell (their Keep The Faith, 1990)
Obligatory Greatest Hits Album (1991)
Crown Royal (2001) – their first album named after a commercial product, and with a Fred Durst appearance

3. The “feeling”: By the time both bands released their 3rd singles from their respective New Jerseys, you could sense the change in which artists were going to be dominating the center of their respective genres. MTV’s “Hard 30” and “Yo!” exposed fans of both groups to heavier and poppier alternatives, while radio added more artists from both genres to their playlists, leaving less space for later singles from TTL & NJ’s album cycles. You could feel the ground shifting - while they were still successful, there was a strong sense that their time in the cultural center was coming to an end. Since it was happening to both bands at the same time, that just adds to the wildness.

Front-loaded albums are musical gerrymandering (Prefecture), Thursday, 8 July 2021 00:34 (two years ago) link

I mentioned the unkle album b/c it was criticized for assimilating everything that happened to be fashionable at that moment. xp

Deflatormouse, Thursday, 8 July 2021 00:52 (two years ago) link

ahhh sorry gotcha

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 8 July 2021 01:30 (two years ago) link

Has anyone in this thread ever mentioned Vitalogy?

KEEP HONKING -- I'M BOBOING (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 8 July 2021 02:10 (two years ago) link

I doubt anyone thought the album was hollow and augured a downturn.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 8 July 2021 02:11 (two years ago) link

Pearl Jam have no NJ

not up to Aerosmith standards (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 July 2021 02:16 (two years ago) link

Maybe it's not a New Jersey by definition, but Riot Act sure is a fucking drag.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 8 July 2021 03:51 (two years ago) link

Tougher Than Leather definitely feels like a New Jersey especially being caught up in the passage of an era

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 8 July 2021 04:02 (two years ago) link

Good run dmc post

ILX’s bad boy (D-40), Thursday, 8 July 2021 06:31 (two years ago) link

Bon Jovi: These Days (their These Days, kicks off w/a song called "Hey God")

Run-DMC: Down With The King (their These Days, all about God)

blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 8 July 2021 06:45 (two years ago) link

Good post, I'm buying it: Tougher Than Leather is a NJ. I'm also on board with Hello Nasty. Pearl Jam had a very different career arc where they had an absolute smash debut with almost overnight huge mainstream superstardom, and their whole subsequent career was a managed decline where they successfully cultivated their (slowly) diminishing/ageing flock of devoted fans.

Siegbran, Thursday, 8 July 2021 10:18 (two years ago) link

Prefecture's argument for Tougher Than Leather is excellent. Hats off for putting all that together.

Bobo Honk, real name, no gimmicks (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 8 July 2021 13:08 (two years ago) link

Rowdy! I thank you and the thread for giving me the vocabulary to explain this phenomenon.

Front-loaded albums are musical gerrymandering (Prefecture), Thursday, 8 July 2021 14:25 (two years ago) link

I doubt anyone thought the album was hollow and augured a downturn.


I don’t know, as a college student at the time at a midwestern school (so absolutely the target audience) it was an undeniable event upon release, but ultimately had fewer hits/memorable songs than VS. and it had “Bugs”, which may be you all’s fave track but, again, not in the overwhelmingly white midwestern college milieu I was in. Although looking at the charts I see No code debuted at #1 and the fell off very quickly.

KEEP HONKING -- I'M BOBOING (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 8 July 2021 14:31 (two years ago) link

It didn't debut at #55, though: it debuted near the bottom of the Billboard 200 on the basis of vinyl sales, then catapulted to #1 the following week, still the biggest leap in history.

"Better Man" and "Corduroy" were on album rock radio for yeeaaaars.

I'd feel better about No Code, but, again, the band deliberately experimented and deliberately wanted their fan base shorn. Not quite the same as a Fore! or Spellbound offering exactly the same as their predecessors.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 8 July 2021 14:35 (two years ago) link

uh correction:

It didn't debut at #1, though: it debuted at #55 on the basis of vinyl sales

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 8 July 2021 14:35 (two years ago) link

"Better Man" is a concert favorite still, as is "Corduroy" and "Nothingman". lots of fans (me included) adore that album.

the 'hits' weren't as big, but the main difference is that Pearl Jam sort of intentionally sought to go a less commercial direction after Ten, so the hits were always going to be smaller in stature. Vs kind of hedged its bets in that regard, but Vitalogy definitely moved them further into less commercial territory.

not up to Aerosmith standards (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 July 2021 14:35 (two years ago) link

I don’t know, as a college student at the time at a midwestern school (so absolutely the target audience) it was an undeniable event upon release, but ultimately had fewer hits/memorable songs than VS. and it had “Bugs”, which may be you all’s fave track but, again, not in the overwhelmingly white midwestern college milieu I was in. Although looking at the charts I see No code debuted at #1 and the fell off very quickly.

I mean, I was also a college sophomore at the time in a midwest state school and even though people clowned on "Bugs" and "Stupid Mop", I can assure you that none of my PJ worshipping friends found that album hollow. It was inescapable and I would argue that it spawned more "classic" PJ anthems than even Vs.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 8 July 2021 14:38 (two years ago) link

OTM. Their best album imo.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 8 July 2021 14:39 (two years ago) link

For the Biggest Rock Band in the World to release "Bugs" on a hotly anticipated album is some Bowie-level shit.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 8 July 2021 14:39 (two years ago) link

I can't remember if it was the week before or after the release of Vitalogy, but some enterprising pranksters chalked all over campus that PJ was playing at our basketball arena and that tickets would be on sale at 10:00 a.m. that Friday. I think the official count given was around 450 people in line before someone from the ticketing office finally got hipped to what happened and came out to disappoint the throngs. Miss those pre-internet gags sometimes.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 8 July 2021 14:44 (two years ago) link

haha college kids always used to do shit like that.

the one at my school was "we are paying people $50 to do a in-person study with one of our psychologists" and direct us to the middle of the student union where obviously nobody would show up other than the people who pranked us to laugh at us.

not up to Aerosmith standards (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 July 2021 14:55 (two years ago) link

Vitalogy is way too singular to be a New Jersey.

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 8 July 2021 15:02 (two years ago) link

Ok if “hollowness” is meant to be more a creative bankruptcy rather than “a feeling on the part of the listener that the hitmaking days are over“ (which is more how I had it) then I will readily admit Vitalogy is not a New Jersey.

KEEP HONKING -- I'M BOBOING (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 8 July 2021 15:04 (two years ago) link

"we are paying people $50 to do a in-person study with one of our psychologists"

I hope it was “Sexual Dysfunction Study” or something like that!

r u rolling pop 2021 (morrisp), Thursday, 8 July 2021 15:07 (two years ago) link

I mean Pearl Jam stayed in pretty regular rotation on rock radio through Yield though, "Given to Fly" and "Wishlist" were all over the place. after that point is where even that started to dry up. and from Merkin Ball, "I Got Id" was a HUGE song on rock radio.

it's hard to argue a New Jersey when the band itself is intentionally trying to make themselves less accessible, which Bon Jovi was decidedly not trying to do.

not up to Aerosmith standards (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 July 2021 15:08 (two years ago) link

I feel like maybe if Pearl Jam's trajectory was Vitalogy-Vs-Ten-No Code, then maybe you'd have an argument for No Code.

not up to Aerosmith standards (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 July 2021 15:09 (two years ago) link

or _Spellbound_ offering _exactly_ the same as their predecessors.


The Paula Abdul album?

KEEP HONKING -- I'M BOBOING (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 8 July 2021 15:10 (two years ago) link

hmm apparently I had a somewhat diff opinion in 2019:

Didn't Pearl Jam kind of intentionally seek a lower profile after VS by writing less commercial music? And attacking Ticketmaster so they couldn't tour and not building on momentum?

It's a NJ in that the mainstream definitely recoiled a bit from Vitalogy. people loved "Better Man", but despite being nominated for a Grammy, I didn't know anybody who gaf about "Spin the Black Circle" or "Tremor Christ" more than a month after release. Or anybody who is a mega PJ fan who cares about them now.

Buuut critics and the devoted PJ fans were definitely warmer to Vitalogy. Lots of setlist staples from that one. Some say it's their fav!

I guess it fits though, as far as hype goes, it definitely felt like the last PJ album mainstream rock fans anticipated, and you could feel the "who cares" vibe when MTV was trying to help promote No Code.

― master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Tuesday, December 10, 2019 7:00 PM bookmarkflaglink

not up to Aerosmith standards (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 July 2021 15:10 (two years ago) link

Ok if “hollowness” is meant to be more a creative bankruptcy rather than “a feeling on the part of the listener that the hitmaking days are over“ (which is more how I had it) then I will readily admit Vitalogy is not a New Jersey.

I'm not going to argue with your personal response to the record, but "a feeling on the part of the listener that the hitmaking days are over" is so far removed from my experience with that record and how others I knew at the time responded. Between "Better Man", "Corduroy", "Immortality", "Not For You", "Spin the Black Circle" and "Nothingman" getting massive amounts of airplay on alt-rock radio, it really felt like a band at their peak, who could do no wrong. It was still true the following summer when I saw them at Soldier Field and Chicago was lousy with Q101 "Not For You" billboards.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 8 July 2021 15:11 (two years ago) link

he Paula Abdul album?
― KEEP HONKING -- I'M BOBOING (Boring, Maryland)

pree-cise-ly

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 8 July 2021 15:12 (two years ago) link

Spin the Black Circle actually *won* a Grammy

not up to Aerosmith standards (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 July 2021 15:13 (two years ago) link

"I don't know what this means. I don't think it means anything."

not up to Aerosmith standards (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 July 2021 15:13 (two years ago) link

I forgot about "Immortality", yeah, that one was big on modern rock radio at the time. my friend, who like me was just learning guitar, kept playing it when I'd play alongside him.

not up to Aerosmith standards (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 July 2021 15:14 (two years ago) link

lol I forgot about "Black Circle" winning the Grammy... of all the songs on that album too...

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 8 July 2021 15:19 (two years ago) link

I'm also on board with Hello Nasty.

How???

ILX’s bad boy (D-40), Friday, 9 July 2021 08:10 (two years ago) link

Don't you tell him to stop!

not up to Aerosmith standards (Neanderthal), Friday, 9 July 2021 11:22 (two years ago) link

Hindsight is 20/20 and, in retrospect, Bang! Pow! Boom! was the Insane Clown Posse's very own New Jersey.

pomenitul, Friday, 9 July 2021 11:27 (two years ago) link

surprised Insane Clown Posse has never been mentioned in this thread tbh

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Friday, 9 July 2021 14:15 (two years ago) link

I hear their fans are called "Juggalos"

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 9 July 2021 14:20 (two years ago) link

Every huge artist has "Juggalos"

Halfway there but for you, Friday, 9 July 2021 14:26 (two years ago) link

a fanbase that is its own subculture but ultimately feels a bit hollow? i think i can see it

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Friday, 9 July 2021 14:30 (two years ago) link

not hollow - filled with faygo

nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Friday, 9 July 2021 14:30 (two years ago) link

For real, they were a beloved underground unit, one of the horrorcore scene's best kept secrets, and when 'Miracles' dropped, a lot of people hailed their open embrace of pop rap as a quantum leap forward, but thinking back on it now, I think it's pretty obvious that the ensuing memes were a harbinger of the decline.

pomenitul, Friday, 9 July 2021 14:35 (two years ago) link

fucking New Jerseys, how do they work

not up to Aerosmith standards (Neanderthal), Friday, 9 July 2021 14:40 (two years ago) link

Cat person? Is that a New Jersey?

KEEP HONKING -- I'M BOBOING (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 9 July 2021 15:10 (two years ago) link

I think there's a case to be made for Carrie Underwood's Carnival Ride as a New Jersey. It's hard to imagine, but her debut Some Hearts was the biggest selling album of 2006 in the U.S.--ten million copies sold worldwide and 8x Platinum in the Death-of-the-CD era. And it wasn't due just to American Idol visibility but the megahit "Before He Cheats." She seemed poised not to just be a country star but a crossover pop star.

So in 2008 there was a lot of industry anticipation for her follow-up. And it did...just fine. #1 debut. 4 million sold. A few #1 country hits that made a showing on the pop charts. But it was pretty a standard 2008 Nashville album aimed at country radio and felt pretty much like a retread of the debut, just not quite as good. A lot of pop fans peeled off and each of her successive albums sold about a million less than the last.

Only one of the singles is even in her Spotify top ten (All American Girl, #6) "Last Name" was a bad attempt to duplicate the badass vibe of "Before He Cheats."

But as a career move it was probably a success, as it cemented her as a country performer, not someone who would go pop (like Taylor) and she's still one of the biggest stars in the genre.

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 9 July 2021 15:59 (two years ago) link

two months pass...

https://www.forbes.com/sites/bryanrolli/2021/09/07/drakes-certified-lover-boy-smashes-spotify-records-as-it-heads-for-biggest-debut-of-2021/?sh=4733b23f508f

After listening to it a few times he may finally have reached his New Jersey !

AlXTC from Paris, Thursday, 9 September 2021 12:08 (two years ago) link

Was going to say, I think I've incorrectly called the new Drake a New Jersey like 3 times in this thread, but if this isn't one then he's never going to have one

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 9 September 2021 12:58 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

you know what, I finally thought of one - Emotional by Falco. at least in Germany it was. the album hit #1, the singles all did alright, but everything about it was way over the top and strange and his next album sold like...a tenth as many copies

frogbs, Wednesday, 13 October 2021 03:26 (two years ago) link

The impending release of 30 will perhaps answer whether or not Adele will join the NJ club.

Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 13 October 2021 05:35 (two years ago) link

New Coldplay album definitely feels like a potential NJ

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Monday, 18 October 2021 15:25 (two years ago) link

So that would make--let me see here--Everyday Life their SWW?

St. Twel'mo, or the Cuneiform Cyclopedist of Chattanooga (President Keyes), Monday, 18 October 2021 15:29 (two years ago) link

don't think it really fits, the previous album was their least successful ever bc it was the least pop-oriented thing they'd done in a long time & they made relatively little effort to promote it. this new one has given them their biggest hit in a while by attaching themselves to bts - the factor there is clearly bts not hype from their previous album

ufo, Monday, 18 October 2021 15:30 (two years ago) link

there's two really weird things about the new one though, it ends with a 10 minute prog epic produced by max martin, & ilx favourites KING are all over it

ufo, Monday, 18 October 2021 15:31 (two years ago) link

ilx favourites KING are all over it

say what now??

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 18 October 2021 15:39 (two years ago) link

for anybody itt that releases an album, please name it New Jersey for this thread

Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 October 2021 15:43 (two years ago) link

Writing and performing with Coldplay has been such an incredible experience and we are forever grateful. We hope that you love the whole album just as much as we do! Truly a dream come true✨ pic.twitter.com/23z7uM6pCp

— We Are KING (@weareKING) October 16, 2021

St. Twel'mo, or the Cuneiform Cyclopedist of Chattanooga (President Keyes), Monday, 18 October 2021 15:43 (two years ago) link

they have a feature on one track, and co-wrote/provide backing vocals for a few more

unfortunately this doesn't make the album any more worth listening to

ufo, Monday, 18 October 2021 15:45 (two years ago) link

wow that's crazy i wonder how they even got hooked up with coldplay

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 18 October 2021 17:03 (two years ago) link

glad they will make some money off it

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 18 October 2021 17:03 (two years ago) link

six months pass...

This has some New Jerseys contained in it

https://www.spin.com/2021/09/1996-alternative-bubble-burst/

piscesx, Tuesday, 3 May 2022 20:52 (two years ago) link

Midnight Oil, Blue Sky Mining

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 3 May 2022 20:59 (two years ago) link

two months pass...

Read this thread an innumerable number of times, wanted to bump for a few potential UK examples

M People - Bizarre Fruit - 5x Platinum, outselling the 3x Platinum Elegant Slumming even though that's the one with the songs people remember. Next album was a 2x Platinum

Lighthouse Family - Postcards from Heaven - 4x Platinum to Ocean Drive's 6x Platinum, and is basically High plus some other songs. Next album was 1x Platinum

Texas - The Hush - actually this one has been mentioned already but seeing as I'm talking about 90s 'My Songs' fodder (cf. Simply Red's Life)... Although this has the advantage of being more of an event album over the previous two, i.e. i Imagine it had more cross-gen appeal by which I just mean more Radio 1 support for the two songs people remember. Only issue is the next album was the Greatest Hits, their best-seller no less and it has Inner Smile on it. Only after that did they die a death.

Wet Wet Wet - Picture This - riding on the wave of Love Is All Around, goes 3x Platinum, which was their best since Souled Out, one single even opens Now 31 but none of them are remembered now

Gilbert O'Sullivan - I'm a Writer, Not a Fighter - maybe?? I know this doesn't really work for 70s albums

Dido - Life for Rent - 9x Platinum to No Angel's 10x Platinum but is remembered only for White Flag (and the title track at a push, but I've not heard it in years). She plunged off a cliff when she returned in 2008

Maybe Catatonia's Equally Cursed and Blessed? Maybe that wasn't a major enough seller

The Beautiful South - Quench - 3x Platinum to Blue is the Colour's 5x Platinum, which is their biggest studio seller what with COUTC reviving their fortunes. But Perfect 10 is the last BS song people are likely to know, or at a push How Long's a Tear Take to Dry. Then they plummeted

I think Stereophonics should have one but I'm not sure they do. JEEP is 6x Platinum to PaC's 6x Platinum, and then their next album is only 2x Platinum. However, the latter is the one with Maybe Tomorrow and even the one after that - 1x Platinum - is the one with Dakota which is now their best known song. Growing up in the 00s I didn't get the impression Stereophonics had ceased to be 'relevant' to the public until after Dakota

Eva Cassidy - Imagine? - obviously Blix Street's Eva well would have to run dry at some point, but this still sailed to number one after Songbird, even got a non-single onto Now 53 (although that had happened with Over the Rainbow on 48 too). Only a 1x Platinum to Songbird's 6, though, but the next album was a No. 1 too although just Gold.

Embrace - This New Day? - felt vaguely big at the time, follow-up to their strangely rather successful 2004 album, but then Embrace were never major players anyway. They've had three number one albums which is maybe three more than you'd think.

Moby's 18 has been mentioned presumably from a US perspective but it's maybe a better UK example. He could still headline Glastonbury the following year but on borrowed time

25 should be an NJ and the relative bomb of 30 bares that out in one sense but 30 was still a huge event album that topped the chart for weeks. It just hasn't had the freak sales of her earlier work - and that's maybe more indicative of The Industry. I could say the same about the latest Ed Sheeran which hasn't even outsold his collaborations album (yet?), despite said collabs album being 3x Platinum to Divide's 13. George Ezra is *at last* starting to tank in overall sales so that might make his second album his NJ.

Also want to agree/counter with The Invisible Band. It should be their NJ in some sense but I think all three singles are well remembered. Flowers in the Window was inescapable when I was little despite being a low charter (radio v fanbase sales et al). I also disagree with Escapology - maybe that was the last time he dominated in an Imperial Phase sense (Knebworth et al) but that didn't stop Intensive Care doing really good business and there was a big greatest hits in the meantime. It's just that GH marks the first time his albums only get remembered for one song.

you can see me from westbury white horse, Monday, 11 July 2022 18:46 (one year ago) link

wow at reading this thread more than even once! great post, though i have nothing near the UK knowledge necessary to evaluate it.

speaking only of the US: The Invisible Band was totally DOA --- the only time i really remember hearing "Flowers in the Window" out in the world was when it showed up as the closing-credits song in the movie Saved!. to be clear, The Man Who only barely existed here - kids who listened very regularly to alt-rock radio will remember the brief couple of weeks when "Why Does It Always Rain On Me?" got airplay, and then that was about it for Travis. (Coldplay ultimately grabbed their spot, and became bigger than anybody could have ever imagined.) the only Stereophonics song that i can remember getting any kind of push at all is "Mr. Writer," which plodded along on MTV2 for a while there. good to know that 18 works as a UK NJ... imho in the US it's much much more of a Fairweather Johnson situation - total public disinterest revealing the previous record's mega-success as a one-album wonder phenomenon.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 11 July 2022 20:17 (one year ago) link

I've read it in full twice and massive goblets on numerous other occasions but always forget most of the other examples that come to mind. I'm sure I thought of a few US ones.

Looking at 18 in the UK it admittedly does have the overall sales of a Fairweather Johnson, and I'm sure it felt like his time was coming to an end, but I think even ignoring his concert demand/Glastonbury etc maybe that was still his media peak - consolidating on Play, We Are All Made of Stars seemed to have a fairly long shelf life (although like seemingly all Moby songs it is ignored by radio today) and even the lower charting singles seemed a bit more popular than their chart positions suggest (again this might be a radio v sales thing, although Moby was ofc no stranger to excessive licensing), and maybe more importantly he was quite visible as a person in the promotion from the outset (which I don't think had been the case so much with Play esp given its sleeper status). In other words I think it ticked that 'this'll be the one to make him a long-term concern' category, it debuted at number one and spent a few months in the top 20. But he'd never be nearly as lucky again.

Mr Writer is here an example of a curious and probably very small category - largely forgotten lead singles to the follow-up album to an enormous album which itself ends up being an enormous [even maybe bigger] album. Very strange decision to release a five-minute tuneless dirge with heavy promotion at such a crucial point in their discography and get away scot free.

you can see me from westbury white horse, Monday, 11 July 2022 20:39 (one year ago) link

The Invisible Band has a slight edge over their other stuff stateside because "Sing" and "Side" got used on The Office as Jim & Pam's 'songs'.

But yeah, despite some label push for that album over here upon release, it didn't happen for Travis because Coldplay and domestic bands mining similar territory like Life House, Fuel, and Vertical Horizon.

"M People - Bizarre Fruit - 5x Platinum, outselling the 3x Platinum Elegant Slumming even though that's the one with the songs people remember. Next album was a 2x Platinum"

I wonder if there's a Mercury Music Prize curse in operation, because a lot of the albums that came immediately after the one that won the prize fit this bill. The awards seem to have completely killed Ms Dynamite, for example.

P J Harvey is peculiar in that she won, the next two albums flopped, she won again, and the next album after that (The Hope Six Demolition Project) actually charted higher than its predecessor, but sold worse because it was released at a time when record sales were in the crapper. It wasn't until I looked some of these albums up that I realised how poorly they sold. Gomez were not the world-spanning titans I had been led to believe.

Oasis are probably in the 2,800 hidden messages, because Be Here Now is a canonical example. They continued to sell records, but not as many.

Ashley Pomeroy, Tuesday, 12 July 2022 19:21 (one year ago) link

FWIW, this is a thread that lives and dies by opening "show all messages" and then breaking out your browser's find-text feature --- a LOT of things have been discussed, and often very entertainingly!

Brushing back up, I think nobody really disputes that in the US, Be Here Now is a Fairweather Johnson, riding entirely on momentum from the previous record... very big sales right at the release date, but collapsing super super quickly, and basically not even remotely comparable to its predecessor in 'huge event' terms.

In the UK, though, it's either a definitive New Jersey, as you suggest, or epitomizes another distinct category. Personally, I've always felt like a New Jersey's hollowness is really only seen with hindsight, after at least the arrival of the next album. My sense is that the British tide turned against Be Here Now much quicker than that. I would suggest this test: at the time that The Masterplan hit shelves, was Be Here Now still seen as being as big, great, and worthy an Oasis album as the previous two? I'm an American so I don't know!

relevant spinoff thread: "EVERY HUGE ARTIST HAS A BE HERE NOW" AKA the UK version

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 12 July 2022 20:10 (one year ago) link

This thread has definitely mentioned Be Here Now but no two people have ever been able to agree if there has ever been another “New Jersey”.

In fact this thread seems to have come to the conclusion that not even New Jersey is a New Jersey.

Antifa Sandwich Artist (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 12 July 2022 20:11 (one year ago) link

nahhhhhh, i think a lot of the named examples got +1'ed, and a bunch got multiple votes in the poll:

BEST/MOST "BON JOVI'S NEW JERSEY" ALBUM EVER

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 12 July 2022 20:13 (one year ago) link

"I'm an American so I don't know!"

My personal recollection - as a then-21-year-old music fan living in London, who read the NME - was that Be Here Etcetera got good reviews, but they were essentially "I have to give this a good review or I'll lose my job", and then there was a period of silence. By the time Oasis' next album came out everybody was prepared to admit that Be Here Now was bloated. Think of the reception that Avatar had initially and then a few years later, and then think of the way that there was a long gap before professional critics were allowed to be honest about e.g. the 2016 Ghostbusters or The Last Jedi, bearing in mind that a lot of the UK media at the time personally knew Alan McGee and enjoyed going to his parties.

And it irritates me when bands have an S at the end of their name. I hate having to say "oasissss". I want to say "oasis-es". But that's wrong, it's "oasissss". Oasisssss refrigerator was faulty. Oasissss bicycles were stolen. Etc. Like Gollum. My precious etc.

The frustrating thing is that in the context of Oasis' canon Be Here And the Rest of It isn't especially awful, it's just very long. A lot like The Stone Roses' second album. It needed two more good singles and a bit of pruning to be good. From what I've read the production wasn't especially arduous and both the band and the record company went out of their way to hype up the album's massiveness, hence the cover photo, because Alan McGee was good at publicity.

I think the key thing is that it didn't break the States. It didn't make the band massive in the United States. Britpop conquered the British charts; it failed to conquer the United States, and that's one of the reasons it fell apart. It never achieved transatlantic dominance. It worked before! We conquered the United States in the 1960s and 1980s. And British heavy rock music stood shoulder-to-shoulder with the best of the United States in the 1970s. But Britpop failed. It was trounced by the Spice Girls, which must have hurt. Imagine how angry Dodgy and Kula Shaker must have been to find that the Spice Girls were selling records in the United States and they were not.

I don't think we ever recovered. British artists have never dominated the US charts in the same way The Police and Culture Club dominated the US charts. That's why Britpop is hated today. It died a lonely sad parochial death in Britain. It was Norman Wisdom, Tommy Trinder. Small. It was small. It was built small. The only Britpop band that could have broken the States - that was an unironic rock band, not a parody band like Blur - failed to do the one thing God created it for. Oasis fired its proton torpedoes at the Death Star's exhaust port, but they malfunctioned! Which is the plot of one of the Star Wars Infinities comics. Look it up.

Ashley Pomeroy, Tuesday, 12 July 2022 21:43 (one year ago) link

Be Here Now was shit, so was Morning Glory.
but Last Jedi is the best Star Wars film.

Sudden Birdnet Thus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 12 July 2022 21:52 (one year ago) link

There is no need for any post-1983 Star Wars film

beamish13, Tuesday, 12 July 2022 21:57 (one year ago) link

They all happened a long time ago

F'kin Magnetometers, how do they work? (President Keyes), Tuesday, 12 July 2022 22:46 (one year ago) link

Morning Glory was shit? That's news to me. It's an almost perfect pop album.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 12 July 2022 23:42 (one year ago) link

I should have bumped the UK thread really, but I haven't read it in ages (I can see Bizarre Fruit crops up though) and it was only when doing the rounds on this thread again I was thinking more heavily

"Gomez were not the world-spanning titans I had been led to believe"

Strange though how Liquid Skin went to No. 2 on the back of it all. And it had a song on a Now album. Had the record gone one further it would be a classic example of an obscure 90s No. 1 album a la Little Angels, 2 Unlimited Real Things, Levellers Zeitgeist, The Charlatans s/t.

If Be Here Now and the reasonably slow critical turnaround (but quite fast fan turnaround) are their own category then maybe Second Coming is an even closer cousin. Select still had that at no. 12 in their 1995 EOY list. Which may say more about Britpop-height Select than the album but even so (I'd like to say Luke Haines frying the CD and snapping it in Select would be the equivalent moment to Chris Evans' failed 'resuscitation' of BHN on TFI Friday but it pre-empted the release).

you can see me from westbury white horse, Wednesday, 13 July 2022 08:15 (one year ago) link

Good posting from poster Westbury White Horse, though I don't know all the records they talk about.

I'm surprised to hear that 'Mr Writer' was successful as I have never heard it, only heard people laughing about it for 20 years.

the pinefox, Wednesday, 13 July 2022 08:56 (one year ago) link

2 Unlimited Real Things is a good call as a New Jersey actually - propelled by the huge momentum of the first two albums, still good sales but the gig was clearly up...and the next one, four years later, absolutely cratered.

Siegbran, Wednesday, 13 July 2022 14:03 (one year ago) link

Luke Haines fried The Stone Roses' Second Coming.

http://selectmagazinescans.monkeon.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/whatyouwanted4.jpg

piscesx, Wednesday, 13 July 2022 14:53 (one year ago) link

I know New Jerseys don't come along often in the 2020s, but I was thinking about Halsey's "Manic." It was an event in that her last two albums were big and she was all over the radio for several years. It was coming after her biggest single "Without Me"--included on "Manic" but released 14 months earlier. It seems to have done alright (#2, 2X Platinum) but only one single came out after its release "You Should Be Sad" and it kind of flopped. The other single prior to release "Graveyard" only barely made the top 40.

Halsey may have realized what was happening, and changed course for her next album.

F'kin Magnetometers, how do they work? (President Keyes), Wednesday, 13 July 2022 15:22 (one year ago) link

I should mention that "Manic" came out about a month before Corona lockdowns started, so that could be a factor.

F'kin Magnetometers, how do they work? (President Keyes), Wednesday, 13 July 2022 15:24 (one year ago) link

I'd misremembered that bottom right pic of Haines as him snapping that weird gargoyle thing in half. Alas, not so easy if its spread thin over his baking paper.

Real Things was pallid stuff but I like the Tocatta overture. Out-progging the synths in "Rhythm Is a Dancer". All roads lead to Vangelis etc

you can see me from westbury white horse, Wednesday, 13 July 2022 15:30 (one year ago) link

Ahem, Toccata

you can see me from westbury white horse, Wednesday, 13 July 2022 15:30 (one year ago) link

That prompted me to think of Scissor Sisters, whose first album made them "a thing", albeit mostly in the UK. Their second album, Ta-Dah also topped the charts, and had a chart-topping single co-written by Elton John - it felt as if they had ascended to dance-pop royalty - but after that they seemed to fade away, although they did support Lady Gaga. They recorded their third album twice (the first version was scrapped) and after 2012 they went on hiatus. It has been years since I thought of them.

I have the impression they were displaced by Lady Gaga and Katy Perry, the former directly and the latter as a more-palatable-for-the-mainstream alternative. I have the impression that unlike e.g. Garbage or Florence + The Machine etc they didn't have a single central focal bandmember that the media could write about, and that limited them.

Ashley Pomeroy, Wednesday, 13 July 2022 20:25 (one year ago) link

Scissor Sisters are a great shout for a NJ. The debut was 2004's biggest seller - even though it didn't manage a Top 10 hit in that year (one only came at the start of 2005 during possibly the worst month for single sales ever) - and so the launch of "Dancin'" was a big deal (I remember Channel 4 doing a video premiere of the unofficial video) and now that song has completely eclipsed all their earlier singles (of which I now only hear "Take Your Mama" in public/radio), and Ta Dah likewise.

Maybe the writing was on the wall when I bought it maybe a month after it was released second hand, having been sold back to Pink Planet Games Exchange (although they charged me slightly extra for it when they realised it was the new one, boo). I can't even remember second single "Land of a Thousand Words" - and the next two I mostly remember from giving the album infrequent listens ("I Can't Decide" was in a famous Doctor Who scene though but to some degree that's me showing my age).

you can see me from westbury white horse, Wednesday, 13 July 2022 20:44 (one year ago) link

Ta-Dah likewise for seeming like an Event, I mean.

I think there's symmetries between "Dancin'" and "Ruby", that other lead single from a second album of the period that has mostly eclipsed the earlier hits (maybe not quite as much with Ruby, but its still ahead) but which was succeeded by forgotten follow-ups. Having said that I don't know if Yours Truly sold well enough to be an NJ.

you can see me from westbury white horse, Wednesday, 13 July 2022 20:47 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6DSb68Sumo

the pinefox, Monday, 15 August 2022 14:38 (one year ago) link

Wow - #1 in ten countries, and I don't think I've ever heard it mentioned. Was it a case of big first-week sales, was it just not an event in the US, or has it just vanished *that* much?

Doctor Casino, Monday, 15 August 2022 18:31 (one year ago) link

xp I was thinking, again in UK terms, George Michael's just-reissued Older meets some of the criteria outlined by others numerous times upthread, but not all. But broken down:

- Event: Absolutely an event, yes. It was his big, ever-prolonged but victorious comeback after the Sony battle and he was welcomed like loyalty. Both lead singles went straight to number one and when the album arrived in May 96, it not only sailed straight to the top but became one of the fastest-selling albums in British history, and remains so to this day. Ultimately the album went 6x Platinum, meaning it outsold his earlier albums, and Wikpedia lists it as the 97th best selling album ever. But as an event album, it is quite forgotten, no? It doesn't make best albums of the decade/all time/etc. lists. People don't immediately think about George Michael's commercial imperial phase of 1996/97 when they think of those years.

- The singles kept going: Again, absolutely. There were six singles from the album, released over a very long 21 months, and all of them entered the top three, five of them going to number one or two. But how many do you still hear now? "Jesus to a Child" (seldom played because so long) and "Fastlove" are the ones which survive, I would say. "Spinning the Wheel", "Star People", "Older" and "You Have Been Loved" I think are a lot more obscure now despite their strong sales at the time. Every time one of the post-album release singles was released, the album itself would climb back up the charts.

- Some sense the game is up? This is where I think it falls a bit. Was there any sense that drastic diminishing returns would occur next time? George was very lucky to have even been selling records so strongly in this period after many of his early-mid 80s peers had definitely long since passed their heyday. Not even Annie Lennox's Medusa, to pick something roughly parallel, came close to Older's figures. In the event, George's next 'proper' album would not arrive for eight years, in the meantime releasing an enormous greatest hits (which he self-deprecatingly said was aided by the 98 scandal, but it would have been massive anyway) and a not-nearly-as-big covers album, so hard to tell.

- Album itself is a hollow version of previous efforts? It isn't imo, it's a strong album. The fact it is ignored in best album lists seems irrelevant to this imo - it's hard to imagine such lists ever wishing to deal with more than Faith or, on occasion, LWP. It's a pop thing perhaps. But it is permanent charity shop fodder, so perhaps the 'hindsight hollowness' is something others feel about it?

you can see me from westbury white horse, Monday, 15 August 2022 18:39 (one year ago) link

On Every Street was definitely an event album that is now forgotten (although many of its songs seem to have good YouTube numbers). I dunno if its a New Jersey though - I know sales aren't everything but Brothers in Arms was 14xP in the UK and 9xP in the US. On Every Street was 2xP in the UK and 1xP in the US. It looks like early sales count for everything. (A good album, for what it's worth, and I don't even like the Straits that much).

IMO it's not exactly a Fairweather Johnson but that late 80s/early 90s thing of well-promoted, very prolonged but now rather eclipsed follow-ups to still well-loved mid-80s albums, cf. The Seeds of Love, The Sensual World, Us, The Rhythm of the Saints et al.

you can see me from westbury white horse, Monday, 15 August 2022 18:52 (one year ago) link

One things that makes On Every Street hard to judge is that the only follow-up was a live album and then they broke up, with Knopfler releasing a series of modestly promoted and received solo albums afterward.

Dire Straits is mentioned early in the thread - I was thinking about this exact possible New Jerseyness the other day and had to search if they even followed up Brothers in Arms. The followup was later enough that the hype didn't feel at all like a New Jersey, nor was it teased and anticipated like a Chinese Democracy. It came and went, with the attention warranted say Love over Gold. Since there was nothing else after it, no licking of the wounds or re-calibration, I'd say Dire Straits is a strong example of avoiding an inevitable New Jersey. But it's strange that Pinefox had the same instinct as I did this week - are Dire Straits creeping into the headlines again? Maybe it's just Running up the Hill '85 zeitgeist spillover.

Jaqueline Kasabian Oasis (bendy), Monday, 15 August 2022 19:04 (one year ago) link

Though even when Brothers in Arms felt like the biggest album in the world, they didn't feel like the biggest band in the world.

Jaqueline Kasabian Oasis (bendy), Monday, 15 August 2022 19:06 (one year ago) link

Older tanked here, but b/c it was a phenomenon everywhere else in the world, as you point out, when Faith did opposite numbers (i.e. a phenomenon in the U.S., just fine elsewhere). I'm not sure I'd call it a New Jersey based on its performance.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 15 August 2022 19:14 (one year ago) link

Plus, unlike many artists on this list, George Michael didn't give a shit about career momentum.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 15 August 2022 19:14 (one year ago) link

the studio in Montserrat where brothers in arms was recorded is the New Jersey of recording studios.

brimstead, Monday, 15 August 2022 19:43 (one year ago) link

Yeah Older is really its own thing, borrowing only elements of New Jersey - and (why I wanted to mention it) not really the usual ones (i.e. it wasn't in the shadow of a predecessor).

you can see me from westbury white horse, Monday, 15 August 2022 19:55 (one year ago) link

that late 80s/early 90s thing of well-promoted, very prolonged but now rather eclipsed follow-ups to still well-loved mid-80s albums, cf. The Seeds of Love, The Sensual World, Us, The Rhythm of the Saints et al

well said, white horse - RHYTHM OF THE SAINTS is a classic case here! Good LP, may have sold well, had an outstanding lead 45, yet still somehow can't compare to the predecessor.

the pinefox, Monday, 15 August 2022 20:00 (one year ago) link

is adele's 30 a good candidate? I know I heard a kinda lachrymose single when the record came out, but I don't remember anything else about it and have never heard anything else from that record, whereas "hello" and "send my love" (the only adele song I've ever liked) were EVERYWHERE for many months seven years ago…

veronica moser, Monday, 15 August 2022 20:52 (one year ago) link

I was writing aloud about 30 upthread, my thinking is that it essentially is her NJ but already the sales are very much a step-down for her, even if that's more indicative of how well albums sell now (it is afaik the biggest-selling album of the last year, in the UK, US and worldwide).

you can see me from westbury white horse, Monday, 15 August 2022 21:00 (one year ago) link

I prefer Rhythm of the Saints to Graceland but I really love batucada. In the UK/Europe it was actually an unlikely (and obviously unrelated) false start to many batucada-house type tracks which were mainstream hits in their own right for the remainder of the 90s. If only he had a dance/downtempo/whatever remix of The Obvious Child made (it's 1990 Paul!) and stuck on a 12" he'd have been ahead of the curve.

you can see me from westbury white horse, Monday, 15 August 2022 21:03 (one year ago) link

Certainly looks like it: https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?date=all&q=%2Fm%2F02z4b_8

Two peaks for her career-defining albums, then a slow descent.

Also, interesting to see how her peers, the superstars-of-ten-years-ago are all converging: https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?date=all&q=%2Fm%2F02z4b_8,%2Fm%2F06mt91,%2Fm%2F05mt_q,%2Fm%2F01mpq7s

Siegbran, Monday, 15 August 2022 21:07 (one year ago) link

I think "Freeek!" is the New Jersey of singles for GM, one of the most expensive music videos of all time, widely hyped, but no matter how much money they spent on advertising it just wasn't a great song

corrs unplugged, Wednesday, 17 August 2022 13:49 (one year ago) link

I've always been quite mystified by "Freeek!" and "Shoot the Dog", his only singles for Polydor/Universal, two years before the album itself arrived. I get the impression they were marketed or at least hyped more around their videos, which no doubt got big music TV exposure (Freeek! was an early - maybe the first? - Channel 4 video premiere) even though the singles themselves actually didn't chart amazingly well. It got to number 7 while STD reached number 12, both siding down the chart very quickly. Not bad business by any means but a relative step down for GM (no doubt the tabloid 'storm' around STD engulfed that song altogether). And then Amazing/Patience come out and it's like they'd never happened even though they're on the album??

That said, "Freeek!" does appear very high in the Now 52 track list a full four months after its release so maybe it did have some radio legs?

you can see me from westbury white horse, Wednesday, 17 August 2022 14:49 (one year ago) link

That said, "Freeek!" does appear very high in the Now 52 track list a full four months after its release so maybe it did have some radio legs?

You don't think labels paid for placement on those compilations? Or, at the very least, there were negotiations around what they wanted vs what they could get?

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 17 August 2022 15:09 (one year ago) link

Well that's the thing, Now albums could often be messy, but it's still quite anomalous to have a song that fell out the top 40 over three months before as track 3, in as late as 2002 after a more coherent house style had gradually seeped in (and then Shoot the Dog never even appeared. Nor did Amazing, but Flawless did). (Now 52 FTR is a total mess anyway, cross-licensing meant a lot of the period's biggest hits couldn't appear so it's an edition with a lot of wholes.

All of which is a niche tangent obviously but yeah my point is a late appearance that high up a Now album may - or may not - suggest it lasted a while on the radio (IIRC the 19th most played song on UK radio in 2002 was Travis No. 18 smash Flowers in the Window so not inconceivable).

you can see me from westbury white horse, Wednesday, 17 August 2022 15:21 (one year ago) link

holes* (oh no am I about to have another half-conscious day of typos..)

you can see me from westbury white horse, Wednesday, 17 August 2022 15:22 (one year ago) link

From the most recent Breihan Number Ones column:

My friend and colleague Chris Molanphy has a thing that he calls the AC/DC rule. It’s based on the idea that Back In Black was the gigantic breakthrough AC/DC album, the one that sold an insane number of copies. But because Back In Black sold all those copies over a long stretch of time, the follow-up album For Those About To Rock We Salute You was the one that finally took AC/DC to #1 on the American album charts — mostly thanks to all the people who loved Back In Black.

Definitely a related phenomenon!

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 19 August 2022 13:51 (one year ago) link

Molanphy and I have talked about this more than once. The New Jersey Rule is slightly different.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 19 August 2022 14:25 (one year ago) link

yeah, it seems a purely numbers things, whereas New Jerseys have the "feel a bit hollow" criteria

President Keyes, Friday, 19 August 2022 14:31 (one year ago) link

^ ^

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 19 August 2022 14:49 (one year ago) link

Actually, For Those About to Rock We Salute You does have a hollow feel about it. It marks an inflection point of not only diminishing commercial returns, but diminishing inspiration. Back in Black is the last of their albums that I would listen to from beginning to end, and what's more, BiB in turn is not nearly as consistent as Highway to Hell. (Admittedly, I do say that as a diehard Bon loyalist.)

Vast Halo, Friday, 19 August 2022 15:37 (one year ago) link

Back in Black gets points for being a strong showing after Bon's death, but I agree, Highway to Hell is a much stronger album. Bon was a much better songwriter than Brian Johnson.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 19 August 2022 15:43 (one year ago) link

"For Those About to Rock", the song, with the cannons and all, has one of the hallmarks of the NJ - a self-consciously anthemic anthem, with the formula starting to show through so it starts to feel hollow, even if it seemed inspired while the band were devising it.

Jaqueline Kasabian Oasis (bendy), Friday, 19 August 2022 15:58 (one year ago) link

Also, the album is probably little more listened to now than, say, Blow Up Your Video, and sales wise (at least in the US) the bottom really fell out for Flick of the Switch.

you can see me from westbury white horse, Friday, 19 August 2022 17:17 (one year ago) link

"For Those About to Rock" (the song) is like the ultimate victory lap, cannons and all. Like "Start Me Up," it's the rare late career definitive statement of purpose.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 19 August 2022 18:04 (one year ago) link

For Those About to Rock def seems like it has NJ credentials. See earlier discussion starting here: Every huge artist has their "New Jersey" - a huge event album that ultimately feels a bit hollow & signals a career decline

Doctor Casino, Friday, 19 August 2022 18:04 (one year ago) link

One of my big takeaways from the later points of the thread IIRC was that some in the US see Hello Nasty as an NJ. Major point of difference here because it was easily their biggest album and only the second hip hop album ever to top the charts (after the NJ-ish Wu-Tang Forever). In fact their choatic UK chart peaks for each album are:
7 (Licensed to Ill)
44 (Paul's Boutique)
106 (Check Your Head)
10 (Ill Communication)
1 (Hello Nasty)

you can see me from westbury white horse, Friday, 19 August 2022 18:49 (one year ago) link

i'm from the US and wouldn't consider HN a NJ

Weltanschauung Dunston (Neanderthal), Friday, 19 August 2022 19:34 (one year ago) link

it was easily their biggest album

Not even close. Yes, it went #1 in the US, but so did Licensed To Ill, and LTI has sold over 10 million copies; HN has "only" sold 3 million.

but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 19 August 2022 21:49 (one year ago) link

I think Westbury is talking about the UK (where HN apparently sold 3x as many copies as LTI).

Panda bear, my gentle friend (morrisp), Friday, 19 August 2022 22:02 (one year ago) link

Shit, you only have to sell 300,000 albums to go platinum in the UK. Those are, like, Canada numbers.

but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 19 August 2022 22:32 (one year ago) link

how many Myrrh did it go

Weltanschauung Dunston (Neanderthal), Friday, 19 August 2022 22:36 (one year ago) link

"IMO it's not exactly a Fairweather Johnson but that late 80s/early 90s thing of well-promoted, very prolonged but now rather eclipsed follow-ups to still well-loved mid-80s albums, cf. The Seeds of Love, The Sensual World, Us, The Rhythm of the Saints et al."

That put me in mind of Yes' Big Generator, which came out four years after 90125 but didn't sell nearly as well. I honestly have no idea how it was perceived at the time though.

I have the impression most of the people who bought 90125 were only vaguely aware that Yes had been releasing records for years, and from their point of view Generator was just one of many unpopular follow-ups to huge 80s hits. Just like On Every Street up the thread - I've always assumed that most of the people who bought Brothers in Arms were only vaguely aware that the band had released music before that.

I learn from Discogs.com that Generator was recorded at "Lark Recording Studios, Caramati, Italy; Sarm East & West Recording Studios, London; Air Recording Studio, London; Southcombe Recording Studio, Los Angeles; Westlake Audio, Los Angeles; Sunset Sound, Los Angeles" so it obviously wasn't cheap. I assume each bandmember used a different studio because they were sick of each other. It was one of those enormous and probably cocaine-fuelled productions from a time when record labels had a lot of spare money.

I remember that the next album, Union, had something like nine keyboard players on it, in addition to Rick Wakeman, whose contributions were mostly mixed out. Why did they hate each other? I've never read a bad word about Jon Anderson, although he's prone to flights of fancy, and Rick Wakeman can at least put on a matey act. Bill Bruford seemed to genuinely enjoy playing the drums. Were they scared Trevor Rabin was going to put them out of a job? Was Chris Squire really mean? Was it Trevor Horn, taking revenge for being kicked out - but the band fell apart before he got involved. I just don't know.

Ashley Pomeroy, Saturday, 20 August 2022 22:10 (one year ago) link

"Love Will Find a Way" earned a lot of MTV play.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 20 August 2022 22:21 (one year ago) link

Bruford has been critical of Jon Anderson's business practices in interviews, saying that he liked making big money deals with the record companies that had negative consequences when chart success wasn't forthcoming (to the effect of "Jon is now trapped on the music business treadmill"). He suggested that when they were recording Union that they all paid more attention to the catering than the music.
Admittedly, Bruford also said that his middle-class concept of money differed from Anderson's working-class approach.

Halfway there but for you, Saturday, 20 August 2022 22:35 (one year ago) link

Anderson reportedly dodgy as fuck
Squire reportedly irresponsible as fuck
Howe reportedly a miserable git
Bruford reportedly a pompous ass
Alan White reportedly a nice guy
Ditto Wakeman, but with added ego
Rabin I dunno but it sure beat his floundering solo career

ban golf courses (Matt #2), Saturday, 20 August 2022 22:43 (one year ago) link

In reply to GM’s Freeek being possibly the first Channel 4 video premiere;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8M-bxpuinMA

piscesx, Sunday, 21 August 2022 01:19 (one year ago) link

Ah I meant the specific Channel 4 strand, with its own listing in the TV guide and what not, but I'm not sure exactly when those started. The Tube went so far with premiering videos they sometimes went out of their way to help make them.

you can see me from westbury white horse, Sunday, 21 August 2022 01:30 (one year ago) link

I’m sure ‘Thriller’ and ‘Blue Jean’ had separate premieres on Channel 4, not as part of The Tube. It was nearly 40 years ago so my memory is hazy.

Dan Worsley, Sunday, 21 August 2022 07:49 (one year ago) link

YouTube uploads suggest those were both The Tube too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXMBBvQBIvI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8TvNWVRxc8

you can see me from westbury white horse, Sunday, 21 August 2022 14:25 (one year ago) link

Yes, but they were a special show dedicated to the premier of them and not just a strand within the regular show. See Tube Show Extra for Bowie on 28th September 1984.

Dan Worsley, Sunday, 21 August 2022 14:40 (one year ago) link

Fair enough :)

you can see me from westbury white horse, Sunday, 21 August 2022 14:41 (one year ago) link

I remember coming back from the pub early to watch it. Should have stayed out 🥺

Dan Worsley, Sunday, 21 August 2022 14:44 (one year ago) link

I didn’t know Check Your Head only got up to #106 in the UK.

Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 21 August 2022 16:14 (one year ago) link

insulted that spotify thinks I want to celebrate 25 years of be here now, has it actually been reappraised as something other than shite lately or is this just marketing?

Left, Sunday, 21 August 2022 17:36 (one year ago) link

twitter suggests there are real people who exist who do think it's a masterpiece. takes all sorts

Left, Sunday, 21 August 2022 17:38 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

Have never been too sold on this as a total NJ (that's as I don't know what it's like in the US) but can any NJ deluxe 'beat' this..
https://superdeluxeedition.com/news/guns-n-roses-use-your-illusion-box-sets/

you can see me from westbury white horse, Thursday, 22 September 2022 14:26 (one year ago) link

I read about that, and laffed / eyerolled at the fact that you still can’t just buy a basic package of the two CDs (maybe w/bonus tracks for each).

Obviously Five Beliebers (morrisp), Thursday, 22 September 2022 14:40 (one year ago) link

Nor can you just buy a basic package of all the good tracks from the two CDs without the filler.

peace, man, Thursday, 22 September 2022 15:21 (one year ago) link

Even better!

Obviously Five Beliebers (morrisp), Thursday, 22 September 2022 15:46 (one year ago) link

They actually made a single-disc Use Your Illusion album for distribution at Walmart back in the day, but it notably omits You Could Be Mine!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Use_Your_Illusion

peace, man, Thursday, 22 September 2022 16:02 (one year ago) link

Wow – it also omits "So Fine"!

Obviously Five Beliebers (morrisp), Thursday, 22 September 2022 16:15 (one year ago) link

We had a collective crack at compiling a single-disc of the best cuts many years back

come and help make "the greatest rock record of the 90's" out of Use Your Illusion 1 and 2

piscesx, Thursday, 22 September 2022 17:27 (one year ago) link

Cool, thx – I'll post my tracklist over dere (I'm actually revisiting both albums right now & culling a playlist...)

Obviously Five Beliebers (morrisp), Thursday, 22 September 2022 17:28 (one year ago) link

(no way I'll be able to keep it to a single-disc length, tho... the long tracks are essential!)

Obviously Five Beliebers (morrisp), Thursday, 22 September 2022 17:29 (one year ago) link

(Unrelated to anything except my eagle eyes: At some point AMG have lowered II to a 3 while I is still a 4.5, the similar reviews remain, it's Sparkle in the Rain/Once Upon a Time all over again)

you can see me from westbury white horse, Thursday, 22 September 2022 17:33 (one year ago) link

AMG be ripping off the fucking kids while they be paying their hard-earned money to read about the bands they want to know about

Obviously Five Beliebers (morrisp), Thursday, 22 September 2022 17:58 (one year ago) link

My dad has a story that the local's jukebox, when there still was one, used to play songs at random in the early 90s if no one was using it and once it played Get in the Ring as a coach of OAPs came in for dinner, who all promptly complained that they were being told to suck my [page missing] and suchlike. For this reason alone UYI cannot tick the NJ 'vacant retread of its predecessor' box.

you can see me from westbury white horse, Thursday, 22 September 2022 18:53 (one year ago) link

I didn't end up cutting out enough "filler" to make my playlist notable (I really only knocked out a 3 or 4 tracks per album).

The bridge section of "Estranged," flowing into the next verse ("When I find out all the reasons..."), is so damn beautiful... it's such an wonderful piece of music.

"Cool ranch dressing!" (morrisp), Thursday, 22 September 2022 18:56 (one year ago) link

The live version of “you could be mine” that’s just been released on Spotify is such a mess. I wonder why they even released it!

AlXTC from Paris, Thursday, 22 September 2022 19:25 (one year ago) link

Gawd, these bonus tracks!

5. DRUM SOLO (Live in Paris – 6/6/92)*
6. SLASH SOLO (Live in Paris – 6/6/92)*
7. SPEAK SOFTLY, LOVE (LOVE THEME FROM THE GODFATHER) (Live in Paris – 6/6/92)*

"Cool ranch dressing!" (morrisp), Friday, 23 September 2022 02:23 (one year ago) link

i saw the UYI tour and still feel ripped off that Matt Sorum played an endlessly terrible drum solo when they could’ve played Night-Train instead

meat and two vdgg (emsworth), Friday, 23 September 2022 03:28 (one year ago) link

A while back when I was making the case for Run-DMC's Tougher Than Leather as a Veteran's Committee-level inductee into NJ status, I totally omitted one of its other links to the titlular New Jersey: Their bizarre inclusion of screaming comedian Sam Kinison!

Bon Jovi has him introduce their video for "Bad Medicine", while Run-DMC samples the conclusion of one of Sam's (multitude of) dial-the-homophobia-all-the-way-to-11 jokes in their otherwise great track "Beats to the Rhyme". I'm guessing he shouted his way into other artists' songs/videos, but I don't remember any of them, outside of an appearance with Poison during MTV's New Years Eve show in '88 (where C.C. DeVille had "SON OF SAM" written on his guitar, how hilarious).

Front-loaded albums are musical gerrymandering (Prefecture), Friday, 23 September 2022 17:26 (one year ago) link

Kylie Minogue sampled Kinison too

SincereLee 'Scratch' Perry (President Keyes), Friday, 23 September 2022 17:40 (one year ago) link

Were Guns N' Roses even any good live, back in their heyday? I never saw them, but I feel like they transitioned really fast from scary aggro hard rock to bloated showbiz monstrosity.

but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 23 September 2022 17:54 (one year ago) link

I have fond memories - G&R were very enmeshed in my high school years, and I think I was consciously enjoying it as our version of an overblown 70s rock experience- Dazed and Confused had just come out maybe? Anyway 80,000 kids making a rock pilgrimage to a Western Sydney racecourse seemed pretty epic.

Musically yeah there were too many dumb solos, self-indulgent ballads, covers and “quotations” (eg Wild Horses, the Godfather theme). Matt Sorum seemed to get off on inflicting his terrible drumming on the audience. Axl had about 5 costume changes. But he was still a great frontman and the Appetite songs and the better Illusion songs still sounded awesome.

meat and two vdgg (emsworth), Friday, 23 September 2022 20:15 (one year ago) link

But judging by that 1988 Ritz footage, the OG lineup was pretty great live.

meat and two vdgg (emsworth), Friday, 23 September 2022 20:19 (one year ago) link

I saw the original lineup twice. Once opening for Cheap Trick in 1986 at the grubby Fenders in Long Beach and again at the infamous trainwreck/clusterfuck show opening for the Rolling Stones.

Honestly, at the time I didn't think that much of them. There were a few moments that were thrilling, but like another band I was into that year (The Replacements) I couldn't deal with their whole "we know we're a great band, but we're intentionally going to fuck up and self-sabotage anyway." This was the same year of Master Of Puppets and Reign In Blood and these junkies can't even get an Aerosmith cover right?

Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 24 September 2022 19:39 (one year ago) link

too many dumb solos, self-indulgent ballads, covers and “quotations”

I remember seeing them on TV, and Slash playing the "Voodoo Chile" riff at about 75% speed over and over, and thinking, "this wouldn't even impress anybody at a guitar store, and you're playing it in front of thousands?

Halfway there but for you, Monday, 26 September 2022 17:20 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

I don't think this has ever been mentioned: Clapton's From the Cradle?

Unplugged: acoustic classics and covers, goes at least 10x Platinum in the US, 4x Platinum in the UK. Mega big career reviver et al

From the Cradle: more stripped back covers, but this time it's purist electric blues. Buyer's good will takes it to 3x Platinum in the US and it's his only UK No. 1 solo album. It now feels very forgotten.

Pilgrim: inert album of new material only goes Platinum once in the US, reaching number 4. Number 3 in the UK. Again, very forgotten.

you can see me from westbury white horse, Saturday, 29 October 2022 15:57 (one year ago) link

seems a bit different based on both of the first two albums you named being pretty high concept, but from a purely commercial standpoint you're onto something. There is definitely something fishy about the fact that I owned From the Cradle as a 12-year-old who most assuredly was not buying other blues albums

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Saturday, 29 October 2022 16:09 (one year ago) link

The bestselling blues album in America!

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 29 October 2022 16:15 (one year ago) link

Good choice. It qualifies. Yet he still earns a huge hit with Babyface's "Change the World" two years later.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 29 October 2022 16:16 (one year ago) link

Doesn't feel quite like a New Jersey to me, but can't quite put my finger on why. Maybe it's the "high concept" of From the Cradle (his first "pure" blues album--he's not doing a slowed-down acoustic "Sunshine of Your Love" or something on it)....or maybe it's the shape of Clapton's career--early "peaks," then like most 60s guys he just kind of never goes away, continuing to score top 40 hits and platinum/gold albums throughout the 80s.

intheblanks, Monday, 31 October 2022 18:25 (one year ago) link

Maybe it's because "Unplugged" feels like a "late career resurgence" record, not a "peak of the imperial phase" record

intheblanks, Monday, 31 October 2022 18:30 (one year ago) link

From the Cradle feels like a relatively uncommercial side project that happened to occur in the wake of an enormous success and rode some coattails but in a way that seemed a bit more organic happenstance vs a successful albeit empty and eventually failed stab at a massive followup.

omar little, Monday, 31 October 2022 18:38 (one year ago) link

Yeah I was thinking more commercially - largely selling on borrowed fire - rather than having a hollowness to it. Then again, it's not like Unplugged is all that well-loved these days either, but it is far better remembered that From the Cradle. He knew he had an unusually big audience in 1994 ready for whatever his next release would be no matter how off-kilter, so they ate it up but it has had little shelf life.

you can see me from westbury white horse, Monday, 31 October 2022 23:41 (one year ago) link

Renaissance?

piscesx, Tuesday, 8 November 2022 11:48 (one year ago) link

Was the Renaissance a New Jersey?

Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 12:20 (one year ago) link

We think Renaissance signals end days for Beyonce?

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 13:04 (one year ago) link

The Industrial Revolution was definitely a New Jersey, so the Renaissance can’t be.

Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 13:06 (one year ago) link

gotta go with the Enlightenment imo

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 8 November 2022 13:14 (one year ago) link

And here I thought this bump would be someone already making the case for Midnights.

MarkoP, Tuesday, 8 November 2022 15:31 (one year ago) link

New Jersey (Taylor's Version)

Certified Lover Boy by Drake is feeling more and more like a New Jersey

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 17:46 (one year ago) link

Drake's an artist where almost every one of his albums feels like it could be a New Jersey. I think Scorpion might be a better candidate than Certified Lover Boy, though a case could also be made for Views as well.

MarkoP, Tuesday, 8 November 2022 19:25 (one year ago) link

The Midnights campaign felt "off" from the beginning, IMO... including/especially the big pre-order push without a single. Obv the album has done just fine, but I can't help but think that the reason she didn't release a single note ahead of time wasn't b/c she felt the music was so unbelievably awesome that the frenzied crush of pre-orders would crash the global finance system. I gotta think she was squeezing all she could before the album dropped for a reason, and it sort of felt that way... but maybe only in hindsight, I guess if the album had been an artistic triumph then it would all be moot.

Reese's Pisces Iscariot (morrisp), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 21:45 (one year ago) link

xpost - i've accused a few of being new jerseys itt! but this time, i mean it definitely feels like he's post-new jersey. the only reason i don't think scorpion is because that came out before "sicko mode" (which was really as much not more of a drake song) which felt like a peak

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 22:34 (one year ago) link

but these last couple aren't having the same impact at all

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 22:35 (one year ago) link

Could "Midnights" be her "Fulfillingness First Finale"? Like, it's well-liked, popular, not the huge step forward, maybe a step back, but still firmly within an impressive Imperial Phase?

poorpete, Thursday, 10 November 2022 21:07 (one year ago) link

idk lots of people like FFF.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 10 November 2022 21:07 (one year ago) link

And uh his biggest album yet (but not best) followed it up.

ISC is mayyyybe Stevie's NJ.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 10 November 2022 21:08 (one year ago) link

I think poorpete is suggesting a new classification: the overlooked/deep tracks album in the middle of an imperial phase?

Halfway there but for you, Thursday, 10 November 2022 21:32 (one year ago) link

Oh!

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 10 November 2022 21:33 (one year ago) link

Every huge artist has their Royal Scam

Every huge artist has their "Fulfillingness' First Finale" - a well-liked, popular album firmly within an impressive Imperial Phase, which ultimately is not a huge step forward and is maybe a step back & is saddled with an unwieldy title

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 10 November 2022 21:38 (one year ago) link

...and follows the artist's life-threatening coma?

Halfway there but for you, Thursday, 10 November 2022 21:56 (one year ago) link

Waiting for Taylor's Journey Through the Secret Life of Plants

Taylor Swift's Plantasia

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 10 November 2022 22:04 (one year ago) link

The Taylor in Red

The self-titled drags (Eazy), Thursday, 10 November 2022 22:33 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

I know the story's a bit different in the US, but The Corrs' In Blue is, I'd argue, a bang to rights New Jersey in the UK and presumably much of the world.

Here (the UK) they were enormous (like, 9x Platinum enormous) in the Talk on Corners era, the sort of hold that can suck a band's previous work (in this case their debut album Forgiven, Not Forgotten) all the way up to No. 2 in the chats while TOC was at No. 1. TOC had four top ten hits which were on the radio forever, and sustained its commercial life (in what was then I suppose a relatively rare move) with a special edition. They became very famous in their own right so the stage was really set for them to come back with strong commercial thunder in 2000.

Which they did. "Breathless" was their only UK number one and their biggest hit in Ireland, as well as finally giving the band a hit in the US where they were strangely never as big as they could have been.

And then that's sort of it? The parent album In Blue of course sold incredibly well to begin with - to be fair, for the first few months - but its commercial legs were much shorter than what came before and it total it only goes 3x Platinum. None of the follow-up singles really did anything (at least chart-wise, not sure what radio was like but I couldn't tell you how either song goes). The following year they brought out a perhaps premature greatest hits which underperformed, as did its lead single, and then when they returned properly in 2004 the momentum had obviously long since passed.

you can see me from westbury white horse, Thursday, 5 January 2023 22:35 (one year ago) link

I wonder if bands that appeal to people who don’t really follow music (Hootie, etc) are especially vulnerable to this phenomenon.

Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 5 January 2023 22:49 (one year ago) link

It's a lot less consistent than you'd think. I can think of a few huge plummets from albums one to two, like Duffy and Emeli Sandé, that go beyond even Fairweather Johnson territory. Whereas, say, Dido's earlier plummet was after her second album (her second album is very NJ-ish, not incidentally).

I do feel In Blue is more a NJ than a Fairweather Johnson though. If engendered in New Jersey is the feeling it would be The One or at least the crest of a moment, even if in the cold light of day nothing could quite scale those Slippery sales heights, then that seems pretty much like what happened with the Corrs. I guess it's the difference between a Bad Medicine and an Old Man & Me and I'm not totally sure what the Hootie situation is like (as we didn't really get them here) but Breathless aligns closely to a Bad Medicine imo.

you can see me from westbury white horse, Thursday, 5 January 2023 23:14 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

Does Lana Del Rey have a New Jersey? Ever since NFM! it’s felt like the excitement over her has waned, at least in terms of critical hype and everyone lining up to award her. Not that her subsequent albums aren’t well-received, it just feels like NFM was the one where everyone got the LDR they always wanted and they don’t need anything else from her, at least as far as the discourse goes. NFM doesn’t feel like a NJ and I’m not sure Blue Banisters or Chemtrails qualify. Was NFM perceived as a big ol Statement and everything since has felt like just another good album?

omar little, Saturday, 21 January 2023 16:18 (one year ago) link

It’s hard to argue against the moves artists make in terms of prolificacy in this economy and weird moment for the music industry, but … the excitement probably waned in part because Lana Del Rey doesn’t take a break. There’s too much. There’s always more about to come! It’s kind of exhausting.

(Obviously Taylor Swift gets away with this somehow and most seem cool with it, IDK)

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Saturday, 21 January 2023 16:22 (one year ago) link

probably something to do w LDR’s music maybe not being especially dynamic and changing in the same way and maybe the perception that she’s just doing more of the same moody slower paced stuff. I don’t know how accurate this is but NFM was received like a major step forward, compared to the big singer songwriter classics of yore, and the several since seem to haven’t been analyzed w the same depth (and I don’t get the sense it’s because the albums are considered poor or even much lesser.)

omar little, Saturday, 21 January 2023 16:38 (one year ago) link

I’m a big Lana fan but after NFR I stopped getting the new ones. Kinda like Mac Demarco but without the drop in quality. I know what a new Lana album is going to entail and I’m well stocked up.

Cow_Art, Saturday, 21 January 2023 16:41 (one year ago) link

My theory is that people are finally starting to agree with me that LDR fukkin sux

castanuts (DJP), Saturday, 21 January 2023 16:42 (one year ago) link

Norman Fucking Mockwell!

J. Sam, Sunday, 22 January 2023 05:10 (one year ago) link

shit!

omar little, Sunday, 22 January 2023 06:19 (one year ago) link

DJP OTMFM

assert (matttkkkk), Sunday, 22 January 2023 10:23 (one year ago) link

Good points upthread: the last two LDR albums were too much like what she had just done, and came out too soon together, to really garner much acclaim. There's one good album split between the two.
It's the upcoming album that will really point to what's to come for her.

Halfway there but for you, Sunday, 22 January 2023 19:36 (one year ago) link

last two albums were really good, stragglers just moved on

not too strange just bad audio (brimstead), Sunday, 22 January 2023 19:46 (one year ago) link

Will be interesting to see if she can keep the faith, or will go out in a blaze of glory.

I'm sure we'll find out one of these days

you can see me from westbury white horse, Monday, 23 January 2023 01:12 (one year ago) link

ITT I learned that Bon Jovi has a whole bunch of albums in the 21st Century I've never heard of

Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 23 January 2023 01:25 (one year ago) link

Every band has a "This House is Not for Sale"

Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 23 January 2023 01:26 (one year ago) link

I think there was definitely a huge shift in how Lana was perceived after she made her "Question for the culture" Instagram posts, which came a few months after NFR.

monotony, Monday, 23 January 2023 01:41 (one year ago) link

Every band has a "This House is Not for Sale"

Celine Dion - Courage
Brand New - Science Fiction
Brockhampton - Iridesence
Madonna - Madame X
Jack White - Boarding House Reach
The Killers - Wonderful Wonderful
LCD Soundsystem - American Dream
The Raconteurs - Help Us Stranger
Cake - Showroom of Compassion
Incubus - Light Grenades

(Thanks to whoever posted https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billboard_200#Largest_drops_from_number_one in the Odelay thread)

you can see me from westbury white horse, Monday, 23 January 2023 01:41 (one year ago) link

ITT I learned that Bon Jovi has a whole bunch of albums in the 21st Century I've never heard of

― Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, January 22, 2023 7:25 PM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

"It's My Life" is their 3rd biggest song on Spotify

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 23 January 2023 05:26 (one year ago) link

Well, it seems that "Sgt Peppers" itself was being perceived as The Beatles' "New Jersey" according to this review on its release. ...Not quite altogether wrong?

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/06/01/arts/music/archives-beatles-sgt-peppers-lonely-hearts-club-band-review.html

Max Florian, Saturday, 4 February 2023 15:20 (one year ago) link

that definitely feels like the last album where everyone is aligned on a unified vision of the ban

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 4 February 2023 15:34 (one year ago) link

three months pass...

Another partial UK example: Biffy Clyro's Opposites. Their BPI certifications (2x Platinum at best) seem to underplay how ubiquitous this band was during the Only Revolutions era. That album alone had a string of hits and was in the charts for two years straight (and only peaking in its 43rd week). Follow-up double (!) album Opposites inevitably claimed them their first UK No. 1 album and stayed in the charts fine enough for 41 weeks but the only song I remember, the one with the promotional weight behind it, was the (shite) lead single Black Chandelier. Their subsequent chart-topping albums are fanbase-only affairs.

you can see me from westbury white horse, Sunday, 28 May 2023 08:05 (eleven months ago) link

I've never heard a note by Biffy Clyro, who remain inexplicably unmentioned in the "worst rock band name ever" thread. Name aside, are they any good?

Vast Halo, Sunday, 28 May 2023 11:26 (eleven months ago) link

no

rick semper moranis (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 28 May 2023 12:22 (eleven months ago) link

They are the worst band in Scotland by a cuntry mile

Toshirō Nofune (The Seventh ILXorai), Sunday, 28 May 2023 12:46 (eleven months ago) link

For a while, I used to confuse Biffy Clyro with Rilo Kiley.

Now I just confuse Rilo Kiley with Riley Keough.

MarkoP, Sunday, 28 May 2023 13:21 (eleven months ago) link

I confuse them with Buffy the Cyclone Slayer

INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Sunday, 28 May 2023 13:24 (eleven months ago) link

Biffy Ray Clyrus

Josefa, Sunday, 28 May 2023 13:49 (eleven months ago) link

Excuse me Clyro, I have to use the Biffy.

Every post of mine is an expression of eternity (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 28 May 2023 14:59 (eleven months ago) link

I too have never ever ever heard of this apparently very popular band, to the point that I thought the post was kind of a meta "make up a New Jersey" prank until I looked it up. Does this act have no US presence at all?

Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 28 May 2023 15:25 (eleven months ago) link

They had their moments - mostly on the two really big 00s albums. But being as I am no stickler for pretty much any band with roots in post-hardcore or emo (which those two albums largely jettison) I largely avoid them.

you can see me from westbury white horse, Tuesday, 30 May 2023 14:30 (eleven months ago) link

Which are their two big albums? Their first three albums I’ve looked up never even had had a US release.

Every post of mine is an expression of eternity (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 30 May 2023 14:58 (eleven months ago) link

A search of Pitchfork shows no reviews, and one entry in “the worst album covers of 2007”.

Every post of mine is an expression of eternity (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 30 May 2023 15:00 (eleven months ago) link

SonI think the answer is, they probably had little US presence, although they toured this continent in 2022.

Every post of mine is an expression of eternity (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 30 May 2023 15:02 (eleven months ago) link

I think a rule for New Jerseys should that you were able to buy them in New Jersey.

INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Tuesday, 30 May 2023 15:07 (eleven months ago) link

Not sure if we talked about this one, retrospectively reviewed this weekend:

https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/sheryl-crow-sheryl-crow/

It did go 3x Platinum--after 7x for Tuesday Night Music Club. And her next three were single platinum.

INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Tuesday, 30 May 2023 15:17 (eleven months ago) link

Which are their two big albums?

Puzzle and Only Revolutions - particularly the latter. As I said this is a UK-only thing.

you can see me from westbury white horse, Tuesday, 30 May 2023 15:33 (eleven months ago) link

As in not even a Europe thing.

you can see me from westbury white horse, Tuesday, 30 May 2023 15:33 (eleven months ago) link

Apparently their biggest albums on the continent were the later ones.

you can see me from westbury white horse, Tuesday, 30 May 2023 15:34 (eleven months ago) link

Sheryl Crow is interesting; its chart/arc status got some discussion here: [MODERATOR REDACTION OF BAD LINK]

It's interesting in that it sold less than the predecessor, but had three singles that were very big on rock radio and MTV, versus the predecessor having one gigantic crossover hit. Those three singles have also stuck around, to varying degrees. I think she sort of wasn't huge enough to have something land like a New Jersey in 1996 --- even though the s/t underperformed, relatively, it helped cement her as a headline artist, whereas a true NJ should really play like the inverse of that.

got it in the blood, the kid's a pelican (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 30 May 2023 16:19 (eleven months ago) link

Discussed in a very specific place

INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Tuesday, 30 May 2023 16:27 (eleven months ago) link

yeah, was gonna say re: sheryl crow- i still occasionally hear songs from that second album out and about, whereas i can't remember the last time i heard "all i wanna do" or "leaving las vegas."

my beard exists more than i do. (Austin), Tuesday, 30 May 2023 16:42 (eleven months ago) link

I heard both those songs in the last month, "All I Wanna Do" specifically last week on an oldies station during a road trip

the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 May 2023 16:44 (eleven months ago) link

It's interesting in that it sold less than the predecessor, but had three singles that were very big on rock radio and MTV, versus the predecessor having one gigantic crossover hit. Those three singles have also stuck around, to varying degrees. I think she sort of wasn't huge enough to have something land like a New Jersey in 1996 --- even though the s/t underperformed, relatively, it helped cement her as a headline artist, whereas a true NJ should really play like the inverse of that.

― got it in the blood, the kid's a pelican (Doctor Casino),

Also important to mention: her firstself-produced album, and listening to it again yesterday after Sodomsky's Sunday piece I remembered that while it's of a piece with a certain mid '90s Tchad Blake/Latin Playboys ear for arrangements, the organ fills and guitar parts are her own.

the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 May 2023 16:46 (eleven months ago) link

For some reason, anytime I've been in a casino in the past 15 years I've heard "Soak Up The Sun."

underwater as a compliment (Eazy), Tuesday, 30 May 2023 17:00 (eleven months ago) link

Whoops, that was from her next album after the s/t.

underwater as a compliment (Eazy), Tuesday, 30 May 2023 17:02 (eleven months ago) link

they played “if it makes you happy” over the PA before a MUNA show I saw recently and TONS of ppl were singing along

brimstead, Tuesday, 30 May 2023 17:27 (eleven months ago) link

to the chorus

brimstead, Tuesday, 30 May 2023 17:27 (eleven months ago) link

OOOPS at the bum link. Should have been this permalink: commercially disappointing major label rock/alternative albums of 1996

got it in the blood, the kid's a pelican (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 30 May 2023 17:52 (eleven months ago) link

For some reason, anytime I've been in a casino in the past 15 years I've heard "Soak Up The Sun."

Whoops, that was from her next album after the s/t.

Actually it was from two albums after s/t. There was also The Globe Sessions with "My Favorite Mistake", which followed s/t.

MarkoP, Tuesday, 30 May 2023 19:06 (eleven months ago) link

> For some reason, anytime I've been in a casino in the past 15 years I've heard "Soak Up The Sun."

Compensating for the lack of windows?

Terrycoth Baphomet (bendy), Tuesday, 30 May 2023 19:16 (eleven months ago) link

"My Favorite Mistake" is my Crow jam.

the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 May 2023 19:17 (eleven months ago) link

More like song is the equivalent of pumping (more) pure oxygen onto the gaming floor.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Tuesday, 30 May 2023 19:17 (eleven months ago) link

xp

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Tuesday, 30 May 2023 19:18 (eleven months ago) link

I heard both those songs in the last month, "All I Wanna Do" specifically last week on an oldies station during a road trip

― the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, May 30, 2023 9:44 AM

you actually listen to the radio, whereas i actively avoid it. so fair enough!

my beard exists more than i do. (Austin), Wednesday, 31 May 2023 00:33 (eleven months ago) link

Funny, Biffy Clyro are exactly the kind of band I imagine doing well in America. They're basically the 2000s Bush, aren't they?

Do I look like I know what a jpeg is? (dog latin), Wednesday, 31 May 2023 09:27 (eleven months ago) link

No, because nobody here knows who bush are as they sold fuck all in the UK while those shitehawks Biffy Clyro have sold shitloads here

Toshirō Nofune (The Seventh ILXorai), Wednesday, 31 May 2023 10:16 (eleven months ago) link

biffy clyro have such a weird trajectory as a band and have released a lot of insufferable garbage but their second album is a pretty decent emo album

ufo, Wednesday, 31 May 2023 11:13 (eleven months ago) link

never heard Biffy Clyro, name is vaguely familiar

Bush came out during the high alternate rock era though, very different time

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 31 May 2023 11:21 (eleven months ago) link

they're kinda like if foo fighters were scottish, had a mathy post-hardcore phase early on, and got really into overwrought balladry after blowing up

ufo, Wednesday, 31 May 2023 11:30 (eleven months ago) link

Only thing I know about Biffy Clyro is that their guitarist and bassist each had a signature model guitar from Squier. I tried listening to them once and they made absolutely no impression on me.

peace, man, Wednesday, 31 May 2023 12:17 (eleven months ago) link

For every post-2010 New Jersey suggested, invariably the fans pop up with "what are you talking about, there was never a decline, they are as big as ever and still culturally relevant, streams/likes/views are at an all time high".

Justin Bieber, Beyonce, Katy Perry, Taylor Swift, Rihanna, Kanye West, Pitbull, Eminem, Jay-Z, Snoop Dogg, Drake, Adele, Bruno Mars, Ed Sheeran, Lady Gaga, Ariana Grande, Nicki Minaj, Kendrick Lamar, Calvin Harris, Post Malone, Imagine Dragons, Coldplay, The Weeknd, Lil Wayne, none of them apparently have a New Jersey.

Siegbran, Wednesday, 31 May 2023 12:45 (eleven months ago) link

Certified Lover Boy by Drake is imo the most classic New Jersey of recent years

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 31 May 2023 12:47 (eleven months ago) link

Only thing I know about Biffy Clyro is that their guitarist and bassist each had a signature model guitar from Squier.

This must feel like a slap in the face tbh - "hey we've already got an Yngwie signature Strat, you can be the face of our budget brand"

Siegbran, Wednesday, 31 May 2023 12:47 (eleven months ago) link

Certified Lover Boy by Drake is imo the most classic New Jersey of recent years

Maybe but 2021 feels pretty far removed from peak-popularity-Drake - maybe it's his Keep The Faith?

Siegbran, Wednesday, 31 May 2023 12:56 (eleven months ago) link

In BC's paaaartial defence the amount of slowies they did after they blew up is no more than, say, Muse. Of their five ubiquitous hits from 2008-2010 only one was a ballad - albeit a shitty one that was quickly becoming the Kerrangcore Wonderwall/Angels/Chasing Cars until the X Factor nipped it in the bud.

you can see me from westbury white horse, Wednesday, 31 May 2023 12:59 (eleven months ago) link

I've said this before and I 'll say it again, Drake is an artist where almost every album of his feels like a New Jersey. I think VIEWS might be the best candidate.

MarkoP, Wednesday, 31 May 2023 13:04 (eleven months ago) link

This must feel like a slap in the face tbh - "hey we've already got an Yngwie signature Strat, you can be the face of our budget brand"

― Siegbran, Wednesday, May 31, 2023 8:47 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

I dunno, I actually thought it was cool that they'd do a signature model for people who can't afford to shell out $2,000 or whatever. J. Mascis has a Squier signature Jazzmaster too! It's just I'd never heard of Biffy Clyro before the guitars came out and only rarely since then.

peace, man, Wednesday, 31 May 2023 14:18 (eleven months ago) link

Just played through a few Biffy Clyro tracks, having never actually heard them, and they sound like a heavier update of Runrig.

like the vengaboys with music degrees (Matt #2), Wednesday, 31 May 2023 14:30 (eleven months ago) link

Squiers have a good reputation now and honestly I don't think there's any advantage to the MIM stuff unless you just have to have it say Fender on the headstock

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 31 May 2023 14:33 (eleven months ago) link

I've said this before and I 'll say it again, Drake is an artist where almost every album of his feels like a New Jersey. I think VIEWS might be the best candidate.

― MarkoP, Wednesday, May 31, 2023 8:04 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

2019's scorpion was prob his biggest album tho. he was atop the billboard charts for like half the year with "god's plan," "nice for what," "in my feelings"

ludicrously capacious bag (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 31 May 2023 15:17 (eleven months ago) link

off-topic, but "god's plan" might be one of the blandest, least memorable mega-hits of all time

ludicrously capacious bag (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 31 May 2023 15:17 (eleven months ago) link

I just learned that in Canada Views was certified 6x Platinum, while Scorpion was only certified 2x Platinum, whereas in the US, Views was certified 6x Platinum, while Scorpion was certified 5x Platinum. This might be why I have thought of Views as being a much bigger deal than Scorpion.

MarkoP, Wednesday, 31 May 2023 15:50 (eleven months ago) link

Drake also has songs that are other people's songs technically, like "Going Bad" w/Meek Mill or "Sicko Mode" w/Travis Scott that feel more like Drake songs than the other artists' that were hugely popular

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 31 May 2023 16:41 (eleven months ago) link

two months pass...

Neither it or its predecessor Riptide broke the 3xPlatinum threshold and its chart position was nothing special, but in its own ways Heavy Nova still gives off elements of NJ.

(Sorry for bumping with a non-NJ but I can't shake the thought. The album was feels designed to do as well as possible.)

you can see me from westbury white horse, Monday, 21 August 2023 20:29 (eight months ago) link

Yeah, I'd say it qualifies were it not for the sales threshold. It's clearly trying to be Riptide: The Sequel except Palmer wrote and produced the whole thing himself (as he tended to do pre-Riptide).

the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 21 August 2023 20:34 (eight months ago) link

lol "Simply Irresistible" only made it to #2. Kept out of the top spot by "Sweet Child o' Mine"

He also moved (up) from Island to EMI, did five music videos (two of which have AtL homages), pretty much everything perhaps except make the actual album too long.

you can see me from westbury white horse, Monday, 21 August 2023 20:45 (eight months ago) link

I feel like the album's analogue should be Winwood's Roll with It, which actually did better. But it just seems less NJ-brash somehow.

you can see me from westbury white horse, Monday, 21 August 2023 20:47 (eight months ago) link

Heavy Nova has "Early in the Morning," another of his credible electro-R&B covers.

the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 21 August 2023 20:50 (eight months ago) link

four weeks pass...

happy 35th to the original

mookieproof, Tuesday, 19 September 2023 22:18 (seven months ago) link

Hah just remembered one restless night not too long ago deciding that Red Dwarf's Back in the Red was a UK TV New Jersey.

As you were.

you can see me from westbury white horse, Wednesday, 20 September 2023 02:00 (seven months ago) link

cult acts have a different but similar arc involving albums that seemed like potential breakthroughs that weren't in hindsight, shit like that deserves its own thread

― da croupier, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 19:40 (eleven years ago) bookmarkflaglink

I think Bossa gave the perception that they'd only likely be a marginal concern going forward, rather than breaking through into the mainstream.
In the slipstream of Doolittle, it kinda seemed anything was possible.

That WOULD be a nice separate thread.

― mr.raffles, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 19:43 (eleven years ago) bookmarkflaglink

If this never became its own thread it still should.

It also made me think of how Feeder's Pushing the Senses was their biggest album in the UK, or had the best first week sales anyway (made no. 2), and was the moment that they seemed to finally seemed to settle in the UK (Q are quoted on wiki as saying it could finally establish them as "major league players"). Whereas today it's 'the one that everyone bought and cannot remember why'. After their successive hits compilation, also a big hit, they fell off a cliff commercially forever. Only 'Feeling a Moment' survives - although I did hear all but forgotten top 5 lead single Tumble and Fall playing on the radio in a charity shop recently.

you can see me from westbury white horse, Thursday, 21 September 2023 01:47 (seven months ago) link

Feeder were utter shite

Toshirō Nofune (The Seventh ILXorai), Thursday, 21 September 2023 08:27 (seven months ago) link

Their britrock brothers in christ Ash have something rarer - a genuine bouncing back album, where after having fell from grace after their moment had seemingly passed they went and made an album that was as big as their breakthrough, if not bigger, and crucially were made to be 'relevant' again, and achieved more one actual hit. Not that Ash ever were mega-MEGA sellers but that's a number one album we're speaking, to go with the one they had back in 1996. Larger-scale versions of this are Californication and American Idiot and maybe not much else. Born in the USA?

you can see me from westbury white horse, Thursday, 21 September 2023 16:30 (seven months ago) link

Oh and, on a similar level to Ash, Embrace's Out of Nothing

you can see me from westbury white horse, Thursday, 21 September 2023 16:35 (seven months ago) link

for failed intended breakthroughs, i was reminded of GVSB's freak*on*ica (mentioned upthread), but maybe it was the more common "indie act jumps to major label and faceplants" scenario.

omar little, Thursday, 21 September 2023 16:39 (seven months ago) link

"Indie" bounce backs similar to Embrace and Ash...

Blur Parklife (though this was already in process during the MLIR era)
The Charlatans S/T
Kaiser Chiefs Education
Suede Coming Up (DMS went gold but they were very much on the periphery relatively speaking by the end of that campaign)

Must be more?

mr.raffles, Thursday, 21 September 2023 21:17 (seven months ago) link

Really great examples there. Although I'd argue Education cannot count as it was only as big as, say, Off with Their Heads. Charlatans' Britpop rebirth is a strong yardstick for this, particularly as it lasted a long time.

AM's AM is probably up there. And although it probably cannot count, the first Black Grape was Ryder's own bouncing back. Stanley Road-era Weller - numerous, still-famous hits prepping up his best-seller - is some sort of bouncing back except as only his third solo album there isn't a clear point before that you can point to except the wishy washy generalisation '80s Jam and mid-period Style Council'.

you can see me from westbury white horse, Thursday, 21 September 2023 23:18 (seven months ago) link

was ash’s bounce back album free all angels? nu-clear sounds completely smokes it, imo, especially the US edition with the shuffled track list and “a life less ordinary”

brimstead, Thursday, 21 September 2023 23:40 (seven months ago) link

Yeah FAA abruptly (and probably quite unexpectedly) moved them back to the centre, following Shining Light and Burn Baby Burn (which, along with Girl From Mars, I feel are their three most famous in the UK). I do get the impression that, nicely for them, a lot of it honestly probably was down to just people - radio and the public - taking to those songs so much. Because was their initial profile or promotional gambit of the period necessarily any stronger than that which Nu-Clear Sounds had? I don't get the impression they were. (Nu-Clear Sounds has a distinct lack of obvious single material imo, but I guess for them it's the Dog Man Star to Free All Angels' Coming Up.)

you can see me from westbury white horse, Thursday, 21 September 2023 23:52 (seven months ago) link

I don't understand how Parklife could be considered a bounceback?

Stomp Jomperson (dog latin), Friday, 22 September 2023 01:32 (seven months ago) link

Parklife is really it's own thing where their own 1991 success became wholly overshadowed/steps to the main event.

It was success in 1991 though. A proper hit single

and
and an actual top ten album off the back of it (5/5 in Select). The Mock Turtles, for one, could only manage one. By Parklife Blur were certainly considered "has beens" in at least the offices of one major magazine who permitted (what they considered) a gamble sticking Damon on the cover.

you can see me from westbury white horse, Friday, 22 September 2023 02:18 (seven months ago) link

(idk how that happened)

you can see me from westbury white horse, Friday, 22 September 2023 02:18 (seven months ago) link

Parklife was a bouceback because Blur were in the wilderness starting w "Bang". They basically lost all their casual fans (most of their fans would have been casual at this point)... then slowly gained new "real" fans when ppl twigged how enjoyable MLIR was. But that def took time. 1992 wasn't that fun of a year for them, I'd imagine?

mr.raffles, Friday, 22 September 2023 03:00 (seven months ago) link

The situation is similar to Radiohead in America (not the UK where the Bends was soon enough a bona fide hit)

you can see me from westbury white horse, Friday, 22 September 2023 03:04 (seven months ago) link

(The somewhat odd thing with the Blur story is that Bang actually precedes Leisure by a month. Goodwill from TNOW wasn't enough to sustain another hit single but the album then went on to do fine.)

you can see me from westbury white horse, Friday, 22 September 2023 03:07 (seven months ago) link

one month passes...

What's the situation like in the US with Heart? I'm looking at Bad Animals' performance and wondering if that could be one? Sure there's 'Alone' but even New Jersey has 'Bad Medicine' so I don't know if I'd be right to dismiss the notion solely on that.

you can see me from westbury white horse, Monday, 13 November 2023 07:11 (five months ago) link

Brigade would be a better one for Heart because it also had big hits and went 2x platinum but that was it for them - the next album sold far less and I'm not sure if many people remember it

Josefa, Monday, 13 November 2023 13:37 (five months ago) link

Brigade's a good one.

the next album sold far less and I'm not sure if many people remember it

Has a very "It's 1993 and we're still relevant, damnit!" album cover.

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81EgDFlwSbL._UF350,350_QL50_.jpg

After that they spend the next several years releasing live stuff (including a non-MTV 'unplugged' effort), compilations, and a Christmas album before their next proper studio album in 2004.

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 13 November 2023 18:37 (five months ago) link

two months pass...

There's also The Lovemongers' Whirlygig, which is a Heart side-project that became their main band for a bit in 1997

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 29 January 2024 05:51 (three months ago) link

Pink Friday 2

under the cherry goon (Extended Mix), Wednesday, 31 January 2024 04:48 (three months ago) link

Flaming Lips - Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots

― Mr. Snrub, Friday, 23 May 2014 19:13 (nine years ago) link

i dunno, isn't it at war with the mystics? yoshimi has "do you realize"

― i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Friday, 23 May 2014 19:18 (nine years ago) link

the yeah yeah yeah song from at war with the mystics did fairly well, yeah? no one remembers that one

― i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Friday, 23 May 2014 19:18 (nine years ago) link

glad someone beat me to this

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Wednesday, 31 January 2024 05:04 (three months ago) link

two months pass...

If “Houdini”, “Training Season”, and “Illusion” are any indication, we might be looking at the single biggest New Jersey since New Jersey.

Mr. Snrub, Monday, 15 April 2024 13:28 (three weeks ago) link

Was going to say "don't the singles have to be relatively successful for it to be an NJ?" then I checked and saw that the first two hit the top 10. Shocking.
This has felt floptastic from word go.

mr.raffles, Monday, 15 April 2024 13:41 (three weeks ago) link

the only thing is the singles from Future Nostalgia did pretty well, so I don't expect this album to outperform (if that is a requirement for an NJ). Otherwise, it does feel like the jig is up. I enjoy "Training Season" but it's not a patch on any of the Future Nostalgia singles. and "Illusion" is a poor excuse for a single

Vinnie, Monday, 15 April 2024 16:43 (three weeks ago) link

i heard a dua song in public recently and thought "oh this must be one of her not-quite-a-hit songs that didn't really connect from a few years ago" (like "we're good" or "idgaf" or w/e -- yes i know the latter was an actual hit in the uk, but not here). the song turned out to be current (or should i say past) single "training season"

dyl, Monday, 15 April 2024 20:40 (three weeks ago) link

song is bad btw

dyl, Monday, 15 April 2024 20:40 (three weeks ago) link

idgaf is at 1.5 billion Spotify streams

Never fight uphill 'o me, boys! (President Keyes), Monday, 15 April 2024 20:43 (three weeks ago) link


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