POLE: My Dick's Double Full​-​Length Release by My Dick

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Ultimate Collection
credits
released 17 December 2012
Cool Hand and Hand Solo.

This is so juvenile and stupid, so why I can't I stop laughing?

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Baker Dick 05:44 6
Do They Know It's My Dick? 03:49 4
Dick In Heaven 04:21 3
Dancing In My Dick 03:23 3
What's Up, My Dick? 04:20 3
Orinoco Dick (Bonus Track) 04:20 2
Fields Of Dick 03:41 2
Two Dicks 03:55 1
My Dick Awards 'Record of the Year' Bumper 04:12 1
Dick On My List 04:17 1
Piano Dick 04:42 1
Everybody My Dick Tonight 04:15 1
Imagine Dick 03:42 1
The Way My Dick Is 04:07 1
Fast Dick 05:06 1
Ironic Dick 03:48 0
More Than My Dick (Live on KCRW 12/09) 04:36 0
Don't Go Breaking My Dick (Duet With Gordon Merrick) 04:16 0
A Very My Dick Xmas 02:53 0
No Dick 03:35 0
My Name Is My Dick 03:28 0
Dick Dreams 04:49 0
Harden My Dick 03:17 0


Johnny Fever, Monday, 7 January 2013 21:33 (ten years ago) link

Fields Of Dick really hits the spot for me.

crüt, Monday, 7 January 2013 21:36 (ten years ago) link

I'm really feeling how they replace the sax line in Baker Dick with a vocal. And, of course, Orinoco Dick is just beautiful.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 7 January 2013 21:37 (ten years ago) link

gotta go for Dancing In My Dick. The lyric changes are the funniest

Number None, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 00:46 (ten years ago) link

Dick in Heaven is the one that most needed to be made. Plus that title!

Spectrist, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 00:48 (ten years ago) link

the Ghost of Ian Curtis track in the awards ceremony one is completely killing me

too many encores (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 00:59 (ten years ago) link

Do They Know It's My Dick? a sleeper in this one

NINO CARTER, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 01:07 (ten years ago) link

clear front-runner right now is "What's Up, My Dick?" within which lie wonders upon wonders

too many encores (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 01:08 (ten years ago) link

lmao this is amazing

an eagle named "small government" (call all destroyer), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 01:31 (ten years ago) link

nice job on the thread title btw

an eagle named "small government" (call all destroyer), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 01:34 (ten years ago) link

"been workin' at a my deck store"

an eagle named "small government" (call all destroyer), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 01:35 (ten years ago) link

DICK obv

an eagle named "small government" (call all destroyer), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 01:35 (ten years ago) link

this is funny because DICK LOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOL DICK

Poliopolice, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 02:12 (ten years ago) link

flagged that post

an eagle named "small government" (call all destroyer), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 02:13 (ten years ago) link

people it seems we're really immature for laughing at this

too many encores (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 03:23 (ten years ago) link

"ironic dick" has an admirable purity

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 03:46 (ten years ago) link

Holy fucking awesome fuck

facile cliff (jjjusten), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 03:56 (ten years ago) link

I just downloaded this for one hundred dollars

crüt, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 03:57 (ten years ago) link

not really but I wanted to

crüt, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 03:57 (ten years ago) link

album of the year

138 girlz for every 69 boyz (m bison), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 03:59 (ten years ago) link

no joke this is the music of my dreams

138 girlz for every 69 boyz (m bison), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 03:59 (ten years ago) link

baker dick is incredible

mookieproof, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 04:03 (ten years ago) link

This was made for ILM obviously, because "Into the Night" is one of the noms in the My Dick Awards montage.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 07:13 (ten years ago) link

Okay now I officially love these dudes.

fb post from xmas day: "Our hearts go out on this day to the victims of Oasis. Never forget."

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 07:19 (ten years ago) link

"fast dick" for "city lights lay on my dick"

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 19:26 (ten years ago) link

never mind, i jumped the gun too early, should be "do they know it's my dick"

there's a dick outside your window / and it's a dick of dread and fear / where the only my dick flowing is / the bitter dick of tears / and the my dick bells that ring there / all the clanging dicks of doom / well tonight thank god it's my dick instead of you

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 22:02 (ten years ago) link

they really put a lot of effort in to that one

Number None, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 22:04 (ten years ago) link

okay yes to this

Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 22:08 (ten years ago) link

I should not be listening to this at work, what if my headphones come unplugged and "EVERYBODY HAVE DICK TONIGHT" blares out across the low cubicles

Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 22:13 (ten years ago) link

I really could vote for any of these.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 22:13 (ten years ago) link

omg baker dick

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 22:14 (ten years ago) link

it's the 'diiiiiiiick' in the background during the sax part

mookieproof, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 22:15 (ten years ago) link

yeah

Number None, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 22:16 (ten years ago) link

ah this is hilare

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 22:20 (ten years ago) link

Just for fun, my dick says get a job. That's just the way my dick is, my dick will never change.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 22:21 (ten years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Thursday, 10 January 2013 00:01 (ten years ago) link

I didn't think it could get better than Baker Dick and then I got to Ironic Dick

Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Thursday, 10 January 2013 00:32 (ten years ago) link

"Two Dicks" by a mile

thistle supporter (mcoll), Thursday, 10 January 2013 06:34 (ten years ago) link

who's gonna be the first to listen to this entire thing from front to back

lol cassidy fan club (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 10 January 2013 13:58 (ten years ago) link

the fact that these dudes know enough about Gerry Rafftery to be making "Baker St" jokes means they are probably way too old to be doing this

lol cassidy fan club (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 10 January 2013 14:00 (ten years ago) link

who's gonna be the first to listen to this entire thing from front to back

I'm reasonably certain that two of the friends I sent it to have listened to the whole thing more than once

too many encores (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 10 January 2013 15:50 (ten years ago) link

I didn't do it in one sitting, but I've listened to every single track on it. Several of them more than once (or twice or three or four times).

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 10 January 2013 15:53 (ten years ago) link

i have listened through it a couple times, for which my wife thanks you all

facile cliff (jjjusten), Thursday, 10 January 2013 16:13 (ten years ago) link

This is so wonderful, just the effort he puts into singing and going through with what must have seemed like a completely idiotic thing to do after the first half-dozen songs were done.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 10 January 2013 16:18 (ten years ago) link

I am dying at "my dick is on your lips/when you turn out the light"

Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Thursday, 10 January 2013 16:18 (ten years ago) link

btw I am doing a full listenthrough right now after skipping throught to get a flavor of each song

still disappointed that "No Dick" wasn't TLC

Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Thursday, 10 January 2013 16:23 (ten years ago) link

what even is this thing?

the drawl of the mc's could be farts (NickB), Thursday, 10 January 2013 16:23 (ten years ago) link

it's something WONDERFUL

Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Thursday, 10 January 2013 16:24 (ten years ago) link

this pole is hard

"Iron" (Will M.), Thursday, 10 January 2013 16:25 (ten years ago) link

sometimes I wonder in Bizarro World there's an XLI poster named PJD whose posts are all like "ok, that's enough dick jokes" and then overrated aerosmith cosigns all his posts

too many encores (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 10 January 2013 16:27 (ten years ago) link

how long must we wait jntil

I'm still amazed at the ability of My Dick to pump out such a long and steady stream
of lols


my dick is the gift that keeps on giving

ATTACK MY RUSTY TOOLBOX (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 9 October 2017 19:58 (five years ago) link

(pls forgive dead post detrius at the start of that last post)

ATTACK MY RUSTY TOOLBOX (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 9 October 2017 19:59 (five years ago) link

hope it wasn't a one-off

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Monday, 9 October 2017 20:01 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

I'm listening to my dick at work

FREEZE! FYI! (dog latin), Friday, 24 November 2017 10:34 (five years ago) link

My Name Is My Dick is underrated

FREEZE! FYI! (dog latin), Friday, 24 November 2017 10:53 (five years ago) link

fields of dick is so good it brings me to tears

In a slipshod style (Ross), Monday, 27 November 2017 07:43 (five years ago) link

otm

she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Monday, 27 November 2017 09:25 (five years ago) link

But when will we get a sophomore album?

josh az (2011nostalgia), Tuesday, 28 November 2017 04:20 (five years ago) link

hahahahaha i am just now listening to orinoco dick

Men's Scarehouse - "You're gonna like the way you're shook." (m bison), Tuesday, 28 November 2017 04:46 (five years ago) link

xp would love to hear their version of Lifter Puller's "4 Dix"

I want to change my display name (dan m), Tuesday, 28 November 2017 04:57 (five years ago) link

What song is "Dick Dreams" covering?

My top 3:

Baker Dick
Harden My Dick
What's Up, My Dick?

Honorable mention:

The ghost of Ian Curtis: "What's going on??? Stop it!"

skip, Tuesday, 28 November 2017 06:43 (five years ago) link

would you know my dick
if you saw it in heaven

Florin Cuchares, Saturday, 2 December 2017 08:52 (five years ago) link

Me @ Sam Goody:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiuNXstYr-A

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Saturday, 2 December 2017 11:15 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

Do They Know It's My Dick kept me sane through Christmas

The Fortnightly Intruder (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 09:04 (five years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7VzIzXgXak

Mark G, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 12:02 (five years ago) link

four years pass...

oh you’ve seen my dick? name five of his albums

— Alanah Pearce (@Charalanahzard) May 23, 2022

My dick gets up in the morning
My dick is moving round the place

Urbandn hope all ye who enter here (dog latin), Tuesday, 24 May 2022 07:26 (eight months ago) link

i legit think about this album every day

we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Tuesday, 24 May 2022 14:05 (eight months ago) link

"From Peru to Cebu
Hear the power of my dick"

My Dick makes me cry, every time.

we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Tuesday, 24 May 2022 14:08 (eight months ago) link

"Harden My Dick" is great because they went in for it due to how obvious and great the new title was but the vocalist had to struggle with crazy high notes as a result and just pisstaked it

Gymnopédie Pablo (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 24 May 2022 14:29 (eight months ago) link

my dick in line, marking time, waiting for the my dick dime
my dick can't buy a Job

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Tuesday, 24 May 2022 19:17 (eight months ago) link

i forgot how hilarious this was ... also the absurdity of "my dick my / my dick my / my dick my/"

sarahell, Tuesday, 24 May 2022 20:43 (eight months ago) link

I am inspired to do / put together a response album called "Your Dick" ... as I do not have a dick, but I have experience with dicks

you can't start a fire without my dick (sarahell), Tuesday, 24 May 2022 22:23 (eight months ago) link

i had recorded an Iron Maiden-y inspired take on "Our God is an Awesome God" rebranded "My Cock is an Awesome Cock" many years ago. should have recorded another 9 dick worship songs

Gymnopédie Pablo (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 24 May 2022 22:52 (eight months ago) link

^^ yep

you can't start a fire without my dick (sarahell), Tuesday, 24 May 2022 23:03 (eight months ago) link

Spotted this on a metal blog today:

DragonCum
Good To The Last Drop
Country: United States
Genre: Power Metal

Tracklist:
01. Say Our Band Name (03:22)
02. Good To The Last Drop (04:49)
03. Slut Of Darkness (03:39)
04. Feed My Meat (03:47)
05. Castration Of The Dragon Nation (04:16)
06. Pull Down My Pants And You'll Get A Big Surprise (05:19)
07. Friends With Benefits (03:51)
08. Respect My Boundaries (06:01)
09. Savage Thrust (04:11)
10. The Final Cumming (09:14)

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 26 May 2022 00:10 (eight months ago) link

Steel Panther decided to go epic

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 26 May 2022 02:11 (eight months ago) link

huge lol at “Respect My Boundaries”

castanuts (DJP), Thursday, 26 May 2022 12:28 (eight months ago) link

Lmao at Say Our Band Name

Gymnopédie Pablo (Neanderthal), Thursday, 26 May 2022 13:33 (eight months ago) link

Spunk rock!

It's a massive production

Mark G, Friday, 27 May 2022 11:28 (eight months ago) link

four months pass...

This record will be ten years old in December. It remains a timeless masterpiece.

sleeve, Thursday, 6 October 2022 01:11 (four months ago) link

And it's still pay-what-you-want in Bandcamp.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 6 October 2022 02:10 (four months ago) link

my dick, my dick in my pocket, that's my dick now

sometimes you have to drink to kill the paranoia (PBKR), Thursday, 6 October 2022 02:17 (four months ago) link

my dick in line, marking time, waiting for the my dick dime
my dick can't buy a Job

otm

J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Thursday, 6 October 2022 02:24 (four months ago) link

on the other hand:

my dick passed a law in '64
to give my dick just a little more

J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Thursday, 6 October 2022 02:33 (four months ago) link

I am re-reading this thread and laughing so hard I am crying, good times

sleeve, Thursday, 6 October 2022 02:36 (four months ago) link

we will all remember where we were when we heard My Dick

sleeve, Thursday, 6 October 2022 02:37 (four months ago) link

Baker Dick

ciderpress, Thursday, 6 October 2022 04:03 (four months ago) link

Hello My Dick my old friend

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 6 October 2022 04:10 (four months ago) link

I still think of “we can sail we can sail on my dick it’s pretty good” almost every day

broccoli rabe thomas (the table is the table), Thursday, 6 October 2022 10:58 (four months ago) link

Tags on Bandcamp: soundtrack dada deconstructivism popart Macedonia

Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 6 October 2022 13:10 (four months ago) link

prior to this post the word "dick" appeared in this thread 392 times

J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Thursday, 6 October 2022 13:55 (four months ago) link

Re-listening to this, I was really appreciating the dedication to the concept - in each song, he really goes out of his way to insert "my dick" into as many lyrics as possible. E.g. he could just sing "Would my dick be the same, if you saw it in heaven," but instead he sings "Would my dick be the same, if you saw my dick in heaven." That's craft.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 6 October 2022 14:17 (four months ago) link

I check my dick in the mirror
want to change my dick my dick my dick

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Thursday, 6 October 2022 17:28 (four months ago) link

I had “Anne Frank’s Arms” going through my head all day.

Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 19 October 2022 23:06 (three months ago) link

three months pass...

bc of posting a link at nobody says hardon anymore I just realized that My Dick turned 10 years old last month

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Thursday, 19 January 2023 19:00 (two weeks ago) link

Baker Dick

ciderpress, Thursday, 19 January 2023 20:16 (two weeks ago) link


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