POLE: My Dick's Double Full​-​Length Release by My Dick

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Ultimate Collection
credits
released 17 December 2012
Cool Hand and Hand Solo.

This is so juvenile and stupid, so why I can't I stop laughing?

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Baker Dick 05:44 6
Do They Know It's My Dick? 03:49 4
Dick In Heaven 04:21 3
Dancing In My Dick 03:23 3
What's Up, My Dick? 04:20 3
Orinoco Dick (Bonus Track) 04:20 2
Fields Of Dick 03:41 2
Two Dicks 03:55 1
My Dick Awards 'Record of the Year' Bumper 04:12 1
Dick On My List 04:17 1
Piano Dick 04:42 1
Everybody My Dick Tonight 04:15 1
Imagine Dick 03:42 1
The Way My Dick Is 04:07 1
Fast Dick 05:06 1
Ironic Dick 03:48 0
More Than My Dick (Live on KCRW 12/09) 04:36 0
Don't Go Breaking My Dick (Duet With Gordon Merrick) 04:16 0
A Very My Dick Xmas 02:53 0
No Dick 03:35 0
My Name Is My Dick 03:28 0
Dick Dreams 04:49 0
Harden My Dick 03:17 0


Johnny Fever, Monday, 7 January 2013 21:33 (four years ago) Permalink

Fields Of Dick really hits the spot for me.

crüt, Monday, 7 January 2013 21:36 (four years ago) Permalink

I'm really feeling how they replace the sax line in Baker Dick with a vocal. And, of course, Orinoco Dick is just beautiful.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 7 January 2013 21:37 (four years ago) Permalink

gotta go for Dancing In My Dick. The lyric changes are the funniest

Number None, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 00:46 (four years ago) Permalink

Dick in Heaven is the one that most needed to be made. Plus that title!

Spectrist, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 00:48 (four years ago) Permalink

the Ghost of Ian Curtis track in the awards ceremony one is completely killing me

too many encores (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 00:59 (four years ago) Permalink

Do They Know It's My Dick? a sleeper in this one

NINO CARTER, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 01:07 (four years ago) Permalink

clear front-runner right now is "What's Up, My Dick?" within which lie wonders upon wonders

too many encores (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 01:08 (four years ago) Permalink

lmao this is amazing

an eagle named "small government" (call all destroyer), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 01:31 (four years ago) Permalink

nice job on the thread title btw

an eagle named "small government" (call all destroyer), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 01:34 (four years ago) Permalink

"been workin' at a my deck store"

an eagle named "small government" (call all destroyer), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 01:35 (four years ago) Permalink

DICK obv

an eagle named "small government" (call all destroyer), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 01:35 (four years ago) Permalink

this is funny because DICK LOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOL DICK

Poliopolice, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 02:12 (four years ago) Permalink

flagged that post

an eagle named "small government" (call all destroyer), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 02:13 (four years ago) Permalink

people it seems we're really immature for laughing at this

too many encores (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 03:23 (four years ago) Permalink

"ironic dick" has an admirable purity

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 03:46 (four years ago) Permalink

Holy fucking awesome fuck

facile cliff (jjjusten), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 03:56 (four years ago) Permalink

I just downloaded this for one hundred dollars

crüt, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 03:57 (four years ago) Permalink

not really but I wanted to

crüt, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 03:57 (four years ago) Permalink

album of the year

138 girlz for every 69 boyz (m bison), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 03:59 (four years ago) Permalink

no joke this is the music of my dreams

138 girlz for every 69 boyz (m bison), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 03:59 (four years ago) Permalink

baker dick is incredible

mookieproof, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 04:03 (four years ago) Permalink

This was made for ILM obviously, because "Into the Night" is one of the noms in the My Dick Awards montage.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 07:13 (four years ago) Permalink

Okay now I officially love these dudes.

fb post from xmas day: "Our hearts go out on this day to the victims of Oasis. Never forget."

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 07:19 (four years ago) Permalink

"fast dick" for "city lights lay on my dick"

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 19:26 (four years ago) Permalink

never mind, i jumped the gun too early, should be "do they know it's my dick"

there's a dick outside your window / and it's a dick of dread and fear / where the only my dick flowing is / the bitter dick of tears / and the my dick bells that ring there / all the clanging dicks of doom / well tonight thank god it's my dick instead of you

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 22:02 (four years ago) Permalink

they really put a lot of effort in to that one

Number None, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 22:04 (four years ago) Permalink

okay yes to this

Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 22:08 (four years ago) Permalink

I should not be listening to this at work, what if my headphones come unplugged and "EVERYBODY HAVE DICK TONIGHT" blares out across the low cubicles

Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 22:13 (four years ago) Permalink

I really could vote for any of these.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 22:13 (four years ago) Permalink

omg baker dick

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 22:14 (four years ago) Permalink

it's the 'diiiiiiiick' in the background during the sax part

mookieproof, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 22:15 (four years ago) Permalink

yeah

Number None, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 22:16 (four years ago) Permalink

ah this is hilare

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 22:20 (four years ago) Permalink

Just for fun, my dick says get a job. That's just the way my dick is, my dick will never change.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 22:21 (four years ago) Permalink

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Thursday, 10 January 2013 00:01 (four years ago) Permalink

I didn't think it could get better than Baker Dick and then I got to Ironic Dick

Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Thursday, 10 January 2013 00:32 (four years ago) Permalink

"Two Dicks" by a mile

thistle supporter (mcoll), Thursday, 10 January 2013 06:34 (four years ago) Permalink

who's gonna be the first to listen to this entire thing from front to back

lol cassidy fan club (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 10 January 2013 13:58 (four years ago) Permalink

the fact that these dudes know enough about Gerry Rafftery to be making "Baker St" jokes means they are probably way too old to be doing this

lol cassidy fan club (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 10 January 2013 14:00 (four years ago) Permalink

who's gonna be the first to listen to this entire thing from front to back

I'm reasonably certain that two of the friends I sent it to have listened to the whole thing more than once

too many encores (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 10 January 2013 15:50 (four years ago) Permalink

I didn't do it in one sitting, but I've listened to every single track on it. Several of them more than once (or twice or three or four times).

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 10 January 2013 15:53 (four years ago) Permalink

i have listened through it a couple times, for which my wife thanks you all

facile cliff (jjjusten), Thursday, 10 January 2013 16:13 (four years ago) Permalink

This is so wonderful, just the effort he puts into singing and going through with what must have seemed like a completely idiotic thing to do after the first half-dozen songs were done.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 10 January 2013 16:18 (four years ago) Permalink

I am dying at "my dick is on your lips/when you turn out the light"

Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Thursday, 10 January 2013 16:18 (four years ago) Permalink

btw I am doing a full listenthrough right now after skipping throught to get a flavor of each song

still disappointed that "No Dick" wasn't TLC

Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Thursday, 10 January 2013 16:23 (four years ago) Permalink

what even is this thing?

the drawl of the mc's could be farts (NickB), Thursday, 10 January 2013 16:23 (four years ago) Permalink

it's something WONDERFUL

Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Thursday, 10 January 2013 16:24 (four years ago) Permalink

this pole is hard

"Iron" (Will M.), Thursday, 10 January 2013 16:25 (four years ago) Permalink

sometimes I wonder in Bizarro World there's an XLI poster named PJD whose posts are all like "ok, that's enough dick jokes" and then overrated aerosmith cosigns all his posts

too many encores (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 10 January 2013 16:27 (four years ago) Permalink

I reckon they should call their next album My Dick's Second Coming

Toni Braxton-Hicks (Turrican), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 15:59 (three years ago) Permalink

That would be a little bit too on-the-dick.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 16:26 (three years ago) Permalink

ten months pass...

Another year is ending without My Dick.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 18:41 (two years ago) Permalink

i heard that it leaked, actually

some dude, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 18:59 (two years ago) Permalink

it was a torrent actually

Wu-Tang Clannad (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 31 December 2014 19:01 (two years ago) Permalink

they pulled it at the last second

some dude, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 19:35 (two years ago) Permalink

my dick just doesn't work that consistently anymore

katherine, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 20:01 (two years ago) Permalink

My dick tl;dr

Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 31 December 2014 20:08 (two years ago) Permalink

what a bust

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 20:27 (two years ago) Permalink

my dick would have topped your rear-end list

gr8080, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 20:28 (two years ago) Permalink

I'm still getting a lot of mileage out of my dick tbqh, perfectly happy as things stand

franklin, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 21:26 (two years ago) Permalink

not a year goes by that my appreciation for my dick doesn't grow

celfie tucker 48 (s.clover), Wednesday, 31 December 2014 21:29 (two years ago) Permalink

Every time I hear 'Dancing In The Dark', I always end up singing along to it but with the My Dick lyrics...

You’re being too simplistic and you’re insulting my poor heart (Turrican), Thursday, 1 January 2015 01:17 (two years ago) Permalink

Really admire the lyrics on this album, my dick has a literary bent. In fact, at times my dick recalls Balzac imo

Wu-Tang Clannad (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 1 January 2015 04:01 (two years ago) Permalink

Has a political dimension too -- leans slightly left.

man alive, Thursday, 1 January 2015 04:10 (two years ago) Permalink

baker dick

ciderpress, Thursday, 1 January 2015 07:38 (two years ago) Permalink

Can't believe I neglected My Dick for so long.

Baker Dick is pretty much what I do in my head when that song comes on just to survive it, but it still kills me.

blindest of willies (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 2 January 2015 20:11 (two years ago) Permalink

Two Dicks seems huge to me today.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 2 January 2015 20:54 (two years ago) Permalink

one year passes...

told a friend of mine about this last night. he had a hard time getting a handle on it, but eventually it started to solidify for him

goole, Monday, 1 August 2016 17:13 (one year ago) Permalink

good of you to give him the tip

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Monday, 1 August 2016 17:15 (one year ago) Permalink

wow hard to believe it's been so long

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Monday, 1 August 2016 17:17 (one year ago) Permalink

I also have a penis

6 god none the richer (m bison), Monday, 1 August 2016 21:38 (one year ago) Permalink

gross dude, why do you always have to go sticking your penis into everything. no one asked.

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Monday, 1 August 2016 21:46 (one year ago) Permalink

bringing my dick to a penis fight

pokemon go speed run (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 1 August 2016 21:59 (one year ago) Permalink

gotta say my dick has aged very well

woke-ing class zero (s.clover), Wednesday, 3 August 2016 15:13 (one year ago) Permalink

Surprised it didn't get more play at the time tbqh. it was really slept on.

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Wednesday, 3 August 2016 15:20 (one year ago) Permalink

one year passes...

Fast Dick is underrated

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 8 October 2017 06:04 (two months ago) Permalink

Baker Dick is GOAT though

josh az (2011nostalgia), Sunday, 8 October 2017 06:22 (two months ago) Permalink

Harden My Dick 03:17 0

how do you fuckers look in the mirror

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 8 October 2017 06:45 (two months ago) Permalink

Whenever I hear 'Dancing in the Dark' now, I always start singing the My Dick version.

more Allegro-like (Turrican), Sunday, 8 October 2017 08:28 (two months ago) Permalink

This is still hilarious

Marcus Hiles Remains Steadfast About Planting Trees.jpg (DJP), Monday, 9 October 2017 13:27 (two months ago) Permalink

also M@tt OTM

Marcus Hiles Remains Steadfast About Planting Trees.jpg (DJP), Monday, 9 October 2017 13:38 (two months ago) Permalink

I'm still amazed at the ability of My Dick to pump out such a long and steady stream
of lols

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Monday, 9 October 2017 14:15 (two months ago) Permalink

I wonder: When will My Dick come again?

I want to change my display name (dan m), Monday, 9 October 2017 18:58 (two months ago) Permalink

With a new record I mean, don't be gross.

I want to change my display name (dan m), Monday, 9 October 2017 18:58 (two months ago) Permalink

how long must we wait jntil

I'm still amazed at the ability of My Dick to pump out such a long and steady stream
of lols


my dick is the gift that keeps on giving

ATTACK MY RUSTY TOOLBOX (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 9 October 2017 19:58 (two months ago) Permalink

(pls forgive dead post detrius at the start of that last post)

ATTACK MY RUSTY TOOLBOX (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 9 October 2017 19:59 (two months ago) Permalink

hope it wasn't a one-off

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Monday, 9 October 2017 20:01 (two months ago) Permalink

one month passes...

I'm listening to my dick at work

FREEZE! FYI! (dog latin), Friday, 24 November 2017 10:34 (two weeks ago) Permalink

My Name Is My Dick is underrated

FREEZE! FYI! (dog latin), Friday, 24 November 2017 10:53 (two weeks ago) Permalink

fields of dick is so good it brings me to tears

In a slipshod style (Ross), Monday, 27 November 2017 07:43 (two weeks ago) Permalink

otm

she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Monday, 27 November 2017 09:25 (two weeks ago) Permalink

But when will we get a sophomore album?

josh az (2011nostalgia), Tuesday, 28 November 2017 04:20 (two weeks ago) Permalink

hahahahaha i am just now listening to orinoco dick

Men's Scarehouse - "You're gonna like the way you're shook." (m bison), Tuesday, 28 November 2017 04:46 (two weeks ago) Permalink

xp would love to hear their version of Lifter Puller's "4 Dix"

I want to change my display name (dan m), Tuesday, 28 November 2017 04:57 (two weeks ago) Permalink

What song is "Dick Dreams" covering?

My top 3:

Baker Dick
Harden My Dick
What's Up, My Dick?

Honorable mention:

The ghost of Ian Curtis: "What's going on??? Stop it!"

skip, Tuesday, 28 November 2017 06:43 (two weeks ago) Permalink

would you know my dick
if you saw it in heaven

Florin Cuchares, Saturday, 2 December 2017 08:52 (one week ago) Permalink

Me @ Sam Goody:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiuNXstYr-A

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Saturday, 2 December 2017 11:15 (one week ago) Permalink


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