POLE: My Dick's Double Full​-​Length Release by My Dick

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Ultimate Collection
credits
released 17 December 2012
Cool Hand and Hand Solo.

This is so juvenile and stupid, so why I can't I stop laughing?

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Baker Dick 05:44 6
Do They Know It's My Dick? 03:49 4
Dick In Heaven 04:21 3
Dancing In My Dick 03:23 3
What's Up, My Dick? 04:20 3
Orinoco Dick (Bonus Track) 04:20 2
Fields Of Dick 03:41 2
Two Dicks 03:55 1
My Dick Awards 'Record of the Year' Bumper 04:12 1
Dick On My List 04:17 1
Piano Dick 04:42 1
Everybody My Dick Tonight 04:15 1
Imagine Dick 03:42 1
The Way My Dick Is 04:07 1
Fast Dick 05:06 1
Ironic Dick 03:48 0
More Than My Dick (Live on KCRW 12/09) 04:36 0
Don't Go Breaking My Dick (Duet With Gordon Merrick) 04:16 0
A Very My Dick Xmas 02:53 0
No Dick 03:35 0
My Name Is My Dick 03:28 0
Dick Dreams 04:49 0
Harden My Dick 03:17 0


Johnny Fever, Monday, 7 January 2013 21:33 (eleven years ago) link

Fields Of Dick really hits the spot for me.

crüt, Monday, 7 January 2013 21:36 (eleven years ago) link

I'm really feeling how they replace the sax line in Baker Dick with a vocal. And, of course, Orinoco Dick is just beautiful.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 7 January 2013 21:37 (eleven years ago) link

gotta go for Dancing In My Dick. The lyric changes are the funniest

Number None, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 00:46 (eleven years ago) link

Dick in Heaven is the one that most needed to be made. Plus that title!

Spectrist, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 00:48 (eleven years ago) link

the Ghost of Ian Curtis track in the awards ceremony one is completely killing me

too many encores (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 00:59 (eleven years ago) link

Do They Know It's My Dick? a sleeper in this one

NINO CARTER, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 01:07 (eleven years ago) link

clear front-runner right now is "What's Up, My Dick?" within which lie wonders upon wonders

too many encores (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 01:08 (eleven years ago) link

lmao this is amazing

an eagle named "small government" (call all destroyer), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 01:31 (eleven years ago) link

nice job on the thread title btw

an eagle named "small government" (call all destroyer), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 01:34 (eleven years ago) link

"been workin' at a my deck store"

an eagle named "small government" (call all destroyer), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 01:35 (eleven years ago) link

DICK obv

an eagle named "small government" (call all destroyer), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 01:35 (eleven years ago) link

this is funny because DICK LOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOL DICK

Poliopolice, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 02:12 (eleven years ago) link

flagged that post

an eagle named "small government" (call all destroyer), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 02:13 (eleven years ago) link

people it seems we're really immature for laughing at this

too many encores (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 03:23 (eleven years ago) link

"ironic dick" has an admirable purity

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 03:46 (eleven years ago) link

Holy fucking awesome fuck

facile cliff (jjjusten), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 03:56 (eleven years ago) link

I just downloaded this for one hundred dollars

crüt, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 03:57 (eleven years ago) link

not really but I wanted to

crüt, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 03:57 (eleven years ago) link

album of the year

138 girlz for every 69 boyz (m bison), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 03:59 (eleven years ago) link

no joke this is the music of my dreams

138 girlz for every 69 boyz (m bison), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 03:59 (eleven years ago) link

baker dick is incredible

mookieproof, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 04:03 (eleven years ago) link

This was made for ILM obviously, because "Into the Night" is one of the noms in the My Dick Awards montage.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 07:13 (eleven years ago) link

Okay now I officially love these dudes.

fb post from xmas day: "Our hearts go out on this day to the victims of Oasis. Never forget."

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 07:19 (eleven years ago) link

"fast dick" for "city lights lay on my dick"

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 19:26 (eleven years ago) link

never mind, i jumped the gun too early, should be "do they know it's my dick"

there's a dick outside your window / and it's a dick of dread and fear / where the only my dick flowing is / the bitter dick of tears / and the my dick bells that ring there / all the clanging dicks of doom / well tonight thank god it's my dick instead of you

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 22:02 (eleven years ago) link

they really put a lot of effort in to that one

Number None, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 22:04 (eleven years ago) link

okay yes to this

Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 22:08 (eleven years ago) link

I should not be listening to this at work, what if my headphones come unplugged and "EVERYBODY HAVE DICK TONIGHT" blares out across the low cubicles

Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 22:13 (eleven years ago) link

I really could vote for any of these.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 22:13 (eleven years ago) link

omg baker dick

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 22:14 (eleven years ago) link

it's the 'diiiiiiiick' in the background during the sax part

mookieproof, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 22:15 (eleven years ago) link

yeah

Number None, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 22:16 (eleven years ago) link

ah this is hilare

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 22:20 (eleven years ago) link

Just for fun, my dick says get a job. That's just the way my dick is, my dick will never change.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 22:21 (eleven years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Thursday, 10 January 2013 00:01 (eleven years ago) link

I didn't think it could get better than Baker Dick and then I got to Ironic Dick

Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Thursday, 10 January 2013 00:32 (eleven years ago) link

"Two Dicks" by a mile

thistle supporter (mcoll), Thursday, 10 January 2013 06:34 (eleven years ago) link

who's gonna be the first to listen to this entire thing from front to back

lol cassidy fan club (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 10 January 2013 13:58 (eleven years ago) link

the fact that these dudes know enough about Gerry Rafftery to be making "Baker St" jokes means they are probably way too old to be doing this

lol cassidy fan club (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 10 January 2013 14:00 (eleven years ago) link

who's gonna be the first to listen to this entire thing from front to back

I'm reasonably certain that two of the friends I sent it to have listened to the whole thing more than once

too many encores (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 10 January 2013 15:50 (eleven years ago) link

I didn't do it in one sitting, but I've listened to every single track on it. Several of them more than once (or twice or three or four times).

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 10 January 2013 15:53 (eleven years ago) link

i have listened through it a couple times, for which my wife thanks you all

facile cliff (jjjusten), Thursday, 10 January 2013 16:13 (eleven years ago) link

This is so wonderful, just the effort he puts into singing and going through with what must have seemed like a completely idiotic thing to do after the first half-dozen songs were done.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 10 January 2013 16:18 (eleven years ago) link

I am dying at "my dick is on your lips/when you turn out the light"

Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Thursday, 10 January 2013 16:18 (eleven years ago) link

btw I am doing a full listenthrough right now after skipping throught to get a flavor of each song

still disappointed that "No Dick" wasn't TLC

Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Thursday, 10 January 2013 16:23 (eleven years ago) link

what even is this thing?

the drawl of the mc's could be farts (NickB), Thursday, 10 January 2013 16:23 (eleven years ago) link

it's something WONDERFUL

Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Thursday, 10 January 2013 16:24 (eleven years ago) link

this pole is hard

"Iron" (Will M.), Thursday, 10 January 2013 16:25 (eleven years ago) link

sometimes I wonder in Bizarro World there's an XLI poster named PJD whose posts are all like "ok, that's enough dick jokes" and then overrated aerosmith cosigns all his posts

too many encores (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 10 January 2013 16:27 (eleven years ago) link

Thank You For The My Dick

Stomp Jomperson (dog latin), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 14:51 (five months ago) link

Thank you for being my dick

Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 15:25 (five months ago) link

If you're horny, let's do it
Ride it, my dick
My dick’s waitin'
Come and jump on it

✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 15:27 (five months ago) link

Islands In My Dick

Stomp Jomperson (dog latin), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 15:46 (five months ago) link

I went to the Bandcamp site and it said

If you like My Dick, you may also like:

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 12 September 2023 16:04 (five months ago) link

don't keep us in suspense Whiney, we might get blue balls

sarahell, Tuesday, 12 September 2023 16:06 (five months ago) link

Candle In My Dick

Goodbye, Nor My Dick
Though I never knew you at all
You had the grace to hold my dick
While my dicks around you crawled
My dick crawled out of the woodwork
And it whispered into your brain
My dick set you on the treadmill
And my dick made you change your name
And it seems to me you lived your life
Like my dick in the wind
Never knowing who to cling to
When the dick set in
And I would've liked to know my dick
But I was just a kid
My dick burned out long before
Your legend ever did
Loneliness was tough
The toughest dick you ever played
Hollywood created a my dick star
And dick was the price you paid
Even when my dick died
Oh, the dicks still hounded you
All the papers had to say
Was that my dick was found in the nude

Stomp Jomperson (dog latin), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 16:41 (five months ago) link

Head Like My Dick

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Tuesday, 12 September 2023 16:46 (five months ago) link

Black as my dick
I’d rather die
Than give you my dick

the new drip king (DJP), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 16:47 (five months ago) link

I hurt my dick today
To see if I still feel
I focus on my dick
The only dick that's real

Stomp Jomperson (dog latin), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 16:56 (five months ago) link

It comes down to this
Your dick
Your dick
And the dick
It gets under my dick
Within
Take in
The extent of my dick

the new drip king (DJP), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 17:01 (five months ago) link

I did it all for my dick
(Come on) my dick
(Come on) so you can take that cookie
And stick it up my dick
Stick it up my dick
Stick it up my dick

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Tuesday, 12 September 2023 17:04 (five months ago) link

1, 2, 3, and to the 4
Snoop Doggy Dogg and my dick are at the door

Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 17:10 (five months ago) link

Black hole dick
Won't you come
And wash away the rain
Black hole dick
Won't you come
Won't you come

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 17:48 (five months ago) link

also lol neando for that last one

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 17:48 (five months ago) link

i'm really happy to see that so many of you are fans of my dick but, uh

i have some bad news for y'all

Kate (rushomancy), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 18:11 (five months ago) link

Fingertips on my dick as I dip
Gotta get a tight grip, don't slip,
loose dicks sink ships

✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 18:15 (five months ago) link

My dick is an awesome dick
It reigns from Heaven above
With wisdom power and love
My dick is an awesome dick

Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 19:21 (five months ago) link

What's with these homies dissin' my dick?
Why do they gotta front?
What did my dick do to these guys
That made them so violent?

Woo-hoo, and my dick is yours
Woo-hoo, and my dick is mine
Woo-hoo, my dick is for all time

Ooh wee ooh, I look just like my dick
Oh oh, my dick is Mary Tyler Moore
I don't care what they say about my dick anyway
I don't care 'bout that

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Tuesday, 12 September 2023 20:02 (five months ago) link

My sweet dick (hallelujah)
Hm, my dick (hallelujah)
My, my, my dick (hallelujah)
I really want to dick you (hallelujah)
Really want to dick with you (hallelujah)
Really want to show you my dick(AhhhAhhhh)
But it won't take long, my dick (hallelujah)
Hm, hm (hallelujah)

✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 20:12 (five months ago) link

hare my dick
my dick krishna

c u (crüt), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 20:25 (five months ago) link

My long and winding dick
That leads to your door

Stomp Jomperson (dog latin), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 20:48 (five months ago) link

My dicks flowing out like endless rain into a paper dick
They slither wildly as they slip away across the universe
Pools of my dick, dicks of joy are drifting through my opened mind
Possessing and caressing my dick
Jai guru my, dick
Nothing's gonna change my dick

Stomp Jomperson (dog latin), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 20:52 (five months ago) link

You're asking me will my dick grow
I don't know, I don't know
You stick around, now it may show

✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 21:33 (five months ago) link

He blew my dick out in a car
He didn't notice that the lights had changed
A crowd of people stood and stared
They'd seen my dick before

✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 21:36 (five months ago) link

It may seem as though we can all do My Dick, but none of us can do My Dick like My Dick does My Dick

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 21:40 (five months ago) link

I heard there was a secret chord
That David played and it pleased my dick
But you don’t really care for my dick, do yuh?
It goes like this: my dick, my dick
The minor dick and the major dick
The baffled king composing Dickallujah
Dickallujah
Dickallujah

my best wishes to all (flamboyant goon tie included), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 21:41 (five months ago) link

You know my dick my dick
Is on my list
Of the best things in life

Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 23:28 (five months ago) link

And you could have my dick
My empire of dick.
My dick will let you down.
My dick will make you hurt.
If my dick could start again, a million dicks away, I would keep my dick. My dick would find a way.

✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 23:38 (five months ago) link

Come on skinny dick, what happened here?
Suckle on my dick in light brassiere
My, my, dick, my, my, dick, dick, dick
My dick load is full, so slow on the split

✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 23:44 (five months ago) link

the part in "dancing in my dick" where you'd expect him to go "wanna change my dick, my hair, my face" but just goes "wanna change my dick, my dick, my dick" gets me everytime.

― Western® with Bacon Flavor, Saturday, March 18, 2023 9:43 AM (five months ago)

out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 23:47 (five months ago) link

really the challenge is knowing where to include my dick and when to leave my dick out of it

dog latin otm

out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 23:51 (five months ago) link

Only the real my dick understands its craft and the subtleties in its work and that’s why we need a followup.

✖✖✖ (Moka), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 04:05 (five months ago) link

But yeah I agree the funniest parts are when he ruins the natural rhymes by placing my dick awkwardly out of place or in places you wouldn’t expect it.

✖✖✖ (Moka), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 04:11 (five months ago) link

even with that, i respect the careful craftsmanship and subtleties it takes to place my dick in the right place

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Wednesday, 13 September 2023 04:22 (five months ago) link

It comes down to this
Your dick
Your dick
And the dick
It gets under my dick
Within
Take in
The extent of my dick


I would have gone with
Your dick
My dick
And my dick
It gets under my dick

Definitely “the extent of my dick” is a keeper

sarahell, Wednesday, 13 September 2023 06:03 (five months ago) link

I put my hand upon my dick
When I dick you dick we dick

Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 06:05 (five months ago) link

_ really the challenge is knowing where to include my dick and when to leave my dick out of it_


This is really something that should get discussed more by ilxors with dicks tbrr

sarahell, Wednesday, 13 September 2023 06:07 (five months ago) link

I'd like to teach my dick to sing

Mark G, Thursday, 14 September 2023 09:07 (five months ago) link

It's a beautiful dick
Sky falls, you feel my dick
It's a beautiful dick
Don't let it get away

Touch me
Take my dick to that other place
Teach my dick
I know my dick's not a hopeless case

✖✖✖ (Moka), Thursday, 14 September 2023 18:29 (five months ago) link

two weeks pass...

Which is better?

Happy birthday my dick

Or

Happy my dick to you

Or

My Dick Birthday to you

Or

Happy Birth My Dick you

Or

My dick My dick to you

Or
?

sarahell, Wednesday, 4 October 2023 16:27 (four months ago) link

happy dick day to you

out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 16:30 (four months ago) link

It was all a dream
I used to read My Dick magazine

real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 17:04 (four months ago) link

Remember Rappin' Dick? duh-ha, duh-ha
You never thought my dick would take it this far

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 20:29 (four months ago) link

Happy birthday my dick

Hey... It actually is my birthday and therefore my dick brithday too

...eh you get the gist of it (dog latin), Thursday, 5 October 2023 00:35 (four months ago) link

My dick My dick to you

Obvious winner here.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 5 October 2023 02:00 (four months ago) link

dig latin we have the same birthday, cheers

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Saturday, 7 October 2023 02:31 (four months ago) link

Cecilia, you're breaking my dick

real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Saturday, 7 October 2023 02:46 (four months ago) link

Happy my dick day, table!

...eh you get the gist of it (dog latin), Saturday, 7 October 2023 02:50 (four months ago) link

I've got so much dick
The bees envy me
I've got a sweeter dick
Than my dick in the trees
Well, I guess you'd say
What can make my dick this way
My dick, my dick, my dick
Talkin' 'bout my dick
My dick

✖✖✖ (Moka), Saturday, 7 October 2023 03:50 (four months ago) link


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