thread for tombot to update every time he gets a bit of a drink on and suddenly realizes the entire human race would be better off dead

He acts like you never drove steen.

i need more people

hahahaha oh no

i think i might start drinking now to ease the pain of expensive auto repairs.

-- bell_labs, Sunday, 30 March 2008 08:43 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

I put my (new) car into a wall on friday, consequently got v v drunk on Friday night.

Off to the panel beaterz I go ;__;

busy busy bee

hoo hah

haha

one two

check

oh man if I ever get an iphone I'm going to have to retire as a hardman, just for the sake of peace and liberty

I canna wait to get idiotically Bloody Mary'd w/ tombot next monf

ugh guys, no

tomato juice = Satan's menses

quiet you

"Nor the juice of the tomato for, lo, such is the menses of lucifer himself"
Revelation of St John 3:23

if you google "Satan's menses", it redirects you to the V8 website

http://soccerdad.baltiblogs.com/archives/could_have_had_V8.jpg

I COULD HAVE HAD SATANS MENSES

I think dude on the right already did.

hahahahahaha oh fuck this will be less funny tomorrow morning when i want to die

theory confirmed

John, I don't like to tell you this, but morning ended about 7 hours ago.

hey don't tell us what breakfast means

breakfast is a feeling.

breakfast and morning are two different things, guys

NUH-UH

Dude, I had "breakfast" at about 1 pm today. Morning was OVER. I'm happy to have missed most of it.

breakfast at 3 pm!

where breakfast = granola bar

Intersting. you can hear my drunk rambling about some bullshit at the start of this mp3 of my friends' band the other night. I keep saying PhD?? Or something. I have no idea what I was talking about.

They sounded awesome. Unlike that mp3. also it is 70 meg I jus realised :|

oh god
fuck the lot of yall

it's a beautiful morning here, tom!

earlier tonight i realized that "bottom" is an anagram of "tombot"

just now i realised that "drongos" is very nearly an anagram of "jordan s".

too bad my name isnt gordon s.

dear fucking whatever prophet did you even imagine this? no you didn't

the lot! the lot of you! the lot of you abrahamic prophets were a bunch of fucking sad incompetents given far, far, far too much grace by your age

we're all fucking doomed and not a one of you helped

shitwads

I'd slap you silly if I had a time machine
as it is I'll reserve my right to be the 110,024,784th person to point out that you were all full of shit to begin with

oof
a bit drunk here
thanks ITR
word out
g'night

and estela is an anagram of "teasel" which is a plant whose flower-head is used to brush billiards tables

i wonder if estela's hairstyle could be put to similar purposes

FUCKERS

also an anagram for "le otm boot"

for what that is worth. night tom. go team drunk!

looool @ "le otm boot"

as an aside, if there actually was a "team drunk", i would like to think that ITR would be the biggest sponsorship patch on their stylish silver jumpsuit

that was a very post-modern anagram, because it was presented to us BY A BECK CLONE

you have some fancy computer program that does these things for you, dont you

i mean here i am with my quill pen and bottle of ink and a copy of websters and youre off over there with your magical anagram turing machine.

jerk

"just got offed" contains the letters g t f o and s t f u

hahahahaha

yeah well the letter left are "joed" and whatchu gonna do with that my slippery sealet

rhymes with choad

just saying

ACE ONE, BLKBYC