Arsenal won't win the Premier League 2022-2023

As the season starts today, shouldn't there be a new thread?

yes. preferably with hateful statements about Nottingham Forest in the title

some good thread titles here

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2023/aug/10/david-squires-on-what-to-expect-in-the-premier-league-this-season

£111m for caceido is ludicrous and lfc should be relieved he doesn't want to come. glad if it means chelsea have to fork out more than they want to get him, even funnier if it means he stays at Brighton. also we all know that this is how it works but is his agent really openly stating that they've agreed personal terms with chelsea before a bid has been accepted.

Chelsea are fucking the entire notion of value in transfer fees as if they took it personally that city, newcastle, united had taken that mantle off them for a while

at what stage is it strange that there arent backstreet football academies making millions like

how can there be so many barriers to entry to producing harrys maguire, theres plenty of beefy shit footballers around to be sold for a million less than he went for?

is it all agency closed shops?

Idk but I instantly want to start one

upfront costs for forming business relationships - i.e. mountains of coke - are prohibitive

start with piles of coke, work your way up to hills, cmon ffs think THINK

this is why i don't have an entrepreneurial mindset

"They don't call me 'Charlie' Kane for nothing"

https://sun9-44.userapi.com/impg/e_ima9Tw2Ex2lTjv6xbfuZPsaiflQhV6YfcPcg/WftvVQQO5VA.jpg

anyway i'm rubbish at thread titles so somebody should start one so i can slander Burnley

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2023/aug/11/manchester-united-delay-mason-greenwood-decision-womens-world-cup-players

^ mufc board in lacking a fucking backbone shocker

Yeah

Feels like they're desperately trying to delay a decision until someone turns up to make it for them

Just been in a pub after work watching periodic displays of the flight path of Harry Kane's plane as he flies to Munich. Stoked for the madness or what?

"I have in my hand a piece of paper..."

Man U basically making it appear as if the onus on deciding Greenwood's future will fall on a handful of players from the women's team, who will subsequently be vilified whatever the decision is. Maybe the Glazer bros could just pay him off with some of their lovely dividend money?

3 mins in and we have a Haaland goal

START A NEW THREAD

OR I WILL

Luton won't win the league - Premier League 2023/24

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