Luton won't win the league - Premier League 2023/24

chose Luton instead of "football"

Burnley are playing really well against City and don’t deserve to be 2-0 down.

Also I’m very excited for the age of Richarlison

Who's ready?

Haaland wants to break his own record i see

Burnley back with a bang (missile thrown from the stands at a black player, aggro pitch invader, straight red card, etc). They looked pretty decent going forward at times.

Arteta being outed as a TERF really opens up a few avenues for Peter Drury..

Oh ffs, just as I stopped hating him.

ref and var still idiot cunts then

two better pen shouts for brighton since and ref has no interest

goals galore in the late game

Pat Nevin

Former Scotland winger on BBC Radio 5 Live

Diaby and Watkins are linking up very well and that is why Newcastle have had to defend quite a bit.

They've had some defending to do, but they'd HAD to do defending [because of Villa's threat].

Brilliant stuff

Nevin sounds like he's pissed tbh

var a joke a very clear offside for the fourth

bit early to be breaking out the "stop stop" gif

WTF happened to Villa?

Newcastle may be unfortunately good

dunno if the Mings injury might've got in a few heads either

Ugh, yeah. What a way to start the season.

i make it a policy to celebrate injury to violent pigshit thick cunts whose usp is to attempt to injure better players

total bullshit to disallow everton goal also

I have to say I find Chelsea’s attempt to piss all over financial fair play to overspend on a million different players absolutely fascinating. There is no way Todd Boehly doesn’t play Football Manager, and play it like an 11 year old boy.

yeah, I'm not buying Vicario

fuck it actually why not:

this ref is a cunt

and jesus cmon surely club dna isnt real it cant be can it

was just coming to post that I heard deems detonate from here

ref genuinely a cunt tho cmon all must acknowledge

ive been screaming for royal off since before 1-0 but the game makes a fool of us all in time

sanchez def a fall guy but that yellow was a nonsense yes

royal, bar a v nice goal, has been comical

yeah, I'm not buying Vicario

― Number None, Sunday, 13 August 2023 13:42

Hes not great on the ball

fuck me that is another var call

really weird hesitation in key areas so far which im not loving across the team

vicario looks like he might make a slightly undependable third choice keeper tbh

Spurs aren't really going to go an entire season with Richarlison as their only striker are they

we signed an argentine prospect

and we should wrap up a deal for gift orban this week apparently

neither play right back

This is getting rather ridiculous now

🚨 Romeo Lavia has chosen to join Chelsea from Southampton. Liverpool were pursuing but are aware of decision. #CFC & #SaintsFC have good relations, so no issues expected on deal or personal terms. Fee likely to be around £50m + add-ons @TheAthleticFC #LFC https://t.co/EjmFknCViS

— David Ornstein (@David_Ornstein) August 14, 2023

fucks sake

Lol was just talking about this - I assume FFP doesn't apply to Chelsea

who does it apply to at this point?

lol i can think of one team it does

cough

good luck tonight obvs

cough

I'm cautiously optimistic about the season at the moment which if you're not before you've played a game then things really are grim

gonna enjoy watching this while working.

"cautiously optimistic" might be a little strong but I don't think things are as bad as our pessimists are painting it

not until there's evidence, anyway

starting with, I guess, Cunha as a hypothetical number 9 is not a statement of bold intent

hope Kalajdzic stays in one piece this year

Mason Mount sounds like the name of a hipster folk band

enjoying the pace of this one

cunt ref is it

ref and var total shameless cunts in this game tbh

simple obvious pen ignored, timewasting in the extreme not punished and spurs players booked for nothing

ref has booked sheff utd keeper for handling ourside box but utterly ignored ten mins of timewasting from him

just have clearly decided to help out poor lil shitkicker sheff utd today

maddison just booked for....holding his head at another shit decision

so any decent managers available?

you could have seen this coming, hard to ask players to beat the opposition when the ref is so clearly revelling in winding you up at a certain point

helluva day for away teams

More like Tenuous Hag than Ten Hag.

Daft long VAR review for a late Villa penalty. Ref sticks with giving it.

I don't think it should have been overturned but I'm biased

And now it's 3-1 Villa hahaha

Never in doubt!

ref still needs killing but yesss

ended that game with Bruno playing CB

Ten Hag was the real bald fraud in Manchester all along

happy for postecoglou and team that they managed to keep the head and pick through the passes for a decent winner, feels like a good mark of progress

but delighted for richarlison who is v much in the soldado bracket of it might not work out but it wont be for lack of trying

pic.twitter.com/Mh4NnFYcDk

— Alternative MUFC. (@AlternativeMUFC) September 17, 2023

Holy fuck that is wonderful. Put that twitter account in charge of motd

there used to be someone who did that for charlton highlights packages, who was both ruder and funnier than that

godawful first half from Wolves, bad tactics, bad execution, comedy own goal would have set the seal on it

Jesus Christ

thank fuck for Neto

be a miracle if we finish this game with 10 still on

Come on Wolves, I want Luton to finish the season with no points.

oh nice, a bullshit handball

fuck football tbh

Yep, sound pic.twitter.com/iU3xYK7Bsr

— KK (@_KKWWFC) September 23, 2023

Handball is about vibes more than guidelines, and a lot of people are feeling lol wolves rn

This is a cry for help pic.twitter.com/wHTGaWrumB

— Lucy (@LucyMuckyKnees) September 23, 2023

lol, no fruit flies on him!

has he considered making lemonade?

Never mind lemons, he's on tae plums at Chelsea.

anyone?

poch: https://www.iflscience.com/a-redditor-began-finding-strange-notes-they-turned-out-to-be-from-themself-58641

Chelsea so dire

I just want a goal please God. Let them lose 10-1 just give me a goal!!!

Ooh, we've not had a Chelsea fan on here in a bit lol

I'm prepared to take that bargain as long as the one goal doesn't involve Mudryk, I can't take conceding to the second coming of Gabriel Agbonlahor

Yeah I’ve kept it to myself for obvious reasons, but I figure this current downward spiral is the most appropriate time for it to come out. It’s a family affair since the 70s so give me some grace

Muddy put in a cracker of a potential assist earlier. A nice change of pace from his normal dribble-lose-ball strategy

Goodnight all

Is roman abramovich low key goated when running a successful football club is the vibe

The lemons appear to be on the pitch.

gonna need a fresh batch of lemons on Monday, the ones there will be mouldy by then

Things have turned sour at Chelsea this season.

'That is a penalty'

Sheff Utd 0-3 Newcastle

Clinton Morrison

Former Republic of Ireland striker on BBC Radio 5 Live

That is a penalty. He catches him. That is a penalty.

He kicked him and that is a penalty.

Poch is living his zest life

Come on NUFC, give us double figures.

I thought about turning this off at 3-0, so glad I didn't.

my new lodger, a Sheffield United season ticket holder, has taken the train up from Cambridge to see this

Some consolation for gammon utd, a big newcastle win will annoy the wokes

having played sheffield united a few times in recent seasons and built a sort of recognition of their fans, players and the club as a whole in that time, fuck sheffield united and their goblin story year in the top league