Luton won't win the league - Premier League 2023/24

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chose Luton instead of "football"

you're a sick man, Buddy Rich (Noodle Vague), Friday, 11 August 2023 19:29 (eleven months ago) link

Burnley are playing really well against City and don’t deserve to be 2-0 down.

sell cigs to kids (a hoy hoy), Friday, 11 August 2023 19:42 (eleven months ago) link

Also I’m very excited for the age of Richarlison

sell cigs to kids (a hoy hoy), Friday, 11 August 2023 19:43 (eleven months ago) link

Who's ready?

imago, Friday, 11 August 2023 19:50 (eleven months ago) link

Haaland wants to break his own record i see

earosmith (Neanderthal), Friday, 11 August 2023 19:51 (eleven months ago) link

Burnley back with a bang (missile thrown from the stands at a black player, aggro pitch invader, straight red card, etc). They looked pretty decent going forward at times.

ShariVari, Friday, 11 August 2023 22:40 (eleven months ago) link

Arteta being outed as a TERF really opens up a few avenues for Peter Drury..

lilcraigyboi (Craigo Boingo), Saturday, 12 August 2023 01:14 (eleven months ago) link

Oh ffs, just as I stopped hating him.

sell cigs to kids (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 12 August 2023 08:44 (eleven months ago) link

ref and var still idiot cunts then

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 12 August 2023 15:41 (eleven months ago) link

two better pen shouts for brighton since and ref has no interest

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 12 August 2023 15:45 (eleven months ago) link

goals galore in the late game

Number None, Saturday, 12 August 2023 16:47 (eleven months ago) link

Pat Nevin

Former Scotland winger on BBC Radio 5 Live

Diaby and Watkins are linking up very well and that is why Newcastle have had to defend quite a bit.

They've had some defending to do, but they'd HAD to do defending [because of Villa's threat].

Brilliant stuff

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 12 August 2023 17:02 (eleven months ago) link

Nevin sounds like he's pissed tbh

you're a sick man, Buddy Rich (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 12 August 2023 17:13 (eleven months ago) link

var a joke a very clear offside for the fourth

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 12 August 2023 18:22 (eleven months ago) link

bit early to be breaking out the "stop stop" gif

you're a sick man, Buddy Rich (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 12 August 2023 18:29 (eleven months ago) link

WTF happened to Villa?

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Saturday, 12 August 2023 18:33 (eleven months ago) link

Newcastle may be unfortunately good

dunno if the Mings injury might've got in a few heads either

you're a sick man, Buddy Rich (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 12 August 2023 18:35 (eleven months ago) link

Ugh, yeah. What a way to start the season.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Saturday, 12 August 2023 18:39 (eleven months ago) link

i make it a policy to celebrate injury to violent pigshit thick cunts whose usp is to attempt to injure better players

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 12 August 2023 21:53 (eleven months ago) link

total bullshit to disallow everton goal also

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 12 August 2023 22:20 (eleven months ago) link

I have to say I find Chelsea’s attempt to piss all over financial fair play to overspend on a million different players absolutely fascinating. There is no way Todd Boehly doesn’t play Football Manager, and play it like an 11 year old boy.

sell cigs to kids (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 13 August 2023 07:27 (eleven months ago) link

yeah, I'm not buying Vicario

Number None, Sunday, 13 August 2023 13:42 (eleven months ago) link

fuck it actually why not:

this ref is a cunt

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 August 2023 13:43 (eleven months ago) link

and jesus cmon surely club dna isnt real it cant be can it

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 August 2023 13:44 (eleven months ago) link

was just coming to post that I heard deems detonate from here

imago, Sunday, 13 August 2023 13:45 (eleven months ago) link

ref genuinely a cunt tho cmon all must acknowledge

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 August 2023 13:50 (eleven months ago) link

ive been screaming for royal off since before 1-0 but the game makes a fool of us all in time

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 August 2023 13:58 (eleven months ago) link

sanchez def a fall guy but that yellow was a nonsense yes

imago, Sunday, 13 August 2023 14:10 (eleven months ago) link

royal, bar a v nice goal, has been comical

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 August 2023 14:45 (eleven months ago) link

yeah, I'm not buying Vicario

― Number None, Sunday, 13 August 2023 13:42

Hes not great on the ball

Saxophone Of Futility (Michael B), Sunday, 13 August 2023 14:50 (eleven months ago) link

fuck me that is another var call

really weird hesitation in key areas so far which im not loving across the team

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 August 2023 14:53 (eleven months ago) link

vicario looks like he might make a slightly undependable third choice keeper tbh

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 August 2023 15:02 (eleven months ago) link

Spurs aren't really going to go an entire season with Richarlison as their only striker are they

Number None, Sunday, 13 August 2023 15:04 (eleven months ago) link

we signed an argentine prospect

and we should wrap up a deal for gift orban this week apparently

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 August 2023 15:06 (eleven months ago) link

neither play right back

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 August 2023 15:07 (eleven months ago) link

This is getting rather ridiculous now

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Number None, Monday, 14 August 2023 16:38 (eleven months ago) link

fucks sake

the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 14 August 2023 16:40 (eleven months ago) link

Lol was just talking about this - I assume FFP doesn't apply to Chelsea

you're a sick man, Buddy Rich (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 August 2023 16:56 (eleven months ago) link

who does it apply to at this point?

the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 14 August 2023 16:57 (eleven months ago) link

lol i can think of one team it does

imago, Monday, 14 August 2023 16:57 (eleven months ago) link

cough

you're a sick man, Buddy Rich (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 August 2023 16:58 (eleven months ago) link

good luck tonight obvs

imago, Monday, 14 August 2023 16:58 (eleven months ago) link

cough

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Monday, 14 August 2023 17:12 (eleven months ago) link

I'm cautiously optimistic about the season at the moment which if you're not before you've played a game then things really are grim

you're a sick man, Buddy Rich (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 August 2023 17:25 (eleven months ago) link

gonna enjoy watching this while working.

earosmith (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 August 2023 17:29 (eleven months ago) link

"cautiously optimistic" might be a little strong but I don't think things are as bad as our pessimists are painting it

not until there's evidence, anyway

you're a sick man, Buddy Rich (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 August 2023 17:32 (eleven months ago) link

starting with, I guess, Cunha as a hypothetical number 9 is not a statement of bold intent

you're a sick man, Buddy Rich (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 August 2023 18:07 (eleven months ago) link

hope Kalajdzic stays in one piece this year

earosmith (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 August 2023 18:41 (eleven months ago) link

Mason Mount sounds like the name of a hipster folk band

earosmith (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 August 2023 19:08 (eleven months ago) link

enjoying the pace of this one

earosmith (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 August 2023 19:14 (eleven months ago) link

Confirmed that Luton did not win the league.

This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 19 May 2024 17:25 (two months ago) link

call me Nostradamus

Bitchin Doutai (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 19 May 2024 17:30 (two months ago) link

xxp - - then some British pig will go on about how terrible the Bundesliga is.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 19 May 2024 17:31 (two months ago) link

English.

I've left the box of soup near your shoes (Tom D.), Sunday, 19 May 2024 17:32 (two months ago) link

Lol, true

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 19 May 2024 17:34 (two months ago) link

Poch out.

I've left the box of soup near your shoes (Tom D.), Tuesday, 21 May 2024 19:00 (two months ago) link

i awoke as if from a dream

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 May 2024 19:08 (two months ago) link

dmac for manager

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 21 May 2024 19:09 (two months ago) link

over that kip?

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 May 2024 19:16 (two months ago) link

Hate this club

H.P, Tuesday, 21 May 2024 20:27 (two months ago) link

Poch already favourite for the Utd job

Seems like a couple of jobs and a decade too late. So we'll probably do it

Number None, Tuesday, 21 May 2024 20:50 (two months ago) link

I think he'd be good at Utd.

I've left the box of soup near your shoes (Tom D.), Tuesday, 21 May 2024 20:59 (two months ago) link

idk if i believe he has the stuff anymore tbh

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 May 2024 21:39 (two months ago) link

I mean I would have liked to use the start of next season with the continuation of his work to prove you wrong but.....

H.P, Tuesday, 21 May 2024 21:49 (two months ago) link

Lucas Paquetá charged with spot-fixing over four ‘deliberate’ bookings. A single breach if proven carries ban of between 6 months and lifetime. https://t.co/7gISBXBNn9

— Martyn Ziegler (@martynziegler) May 23, 2024

Number None, Thursday, 23 May 2024 16:56 (one month ago) link

man gambling in sports is such a good idea

Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 May 2024 18:01 (one month ago) link

5/2 odds he gets 12 months or more, getcha bets in now...no not you Lucas

h.p. lovecraft's backing singers (Matt #2), Thursday, 23 May 2024 19:27 (one month ago) link

one of our players has been prosecuted by the FA and the local magistrates court for both illegal football bets and hare coursing #realengland (league 1 version)

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Thursday, 23 May 2024 19:39 (one month ago) link

betting on the hare was probably a giveaway

Bitchin Doutai (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 23 May 2024 19:43 (one month ago) link

5/2 odds he gets 12 months or more, getcha bets in now...no not you Lucas

if they find him guilty, I would be shocked if it isn't a career-ender

Number None, Thursday, 23 May 2024 19:48 (one month ago) link

here's one of the cards in question btw

Paqueta you silly sausage. He was desperate for it. 🤣 https://t.co/ywa5sc2b14 pic.twitter.com/yR221aoUoH

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Number None, Thursday, 23 May 2024 19:49 (one month ago) link

why, just why

imago, Thursday, 23 May 2024 20:34 (one month ago) link

if you wanna help out the folks back home just give them some of your money directly ffs

imago, Thursday, 23 May 2024 20:35 (one month ago) link

https://www.theguardian.com/football/article/2024/may/24/manchester-united-decide-to-sack-erik-ten-hag-regardless-of-cup-final-outcome

I really thought this guy was going to be different *sob*

had to be done though

Number None, Friday, 24 May 2024 14:14 (one month ago) link

Pochettino?

anvil, Friday, 24 May 2024 14:17 (one month ago) link

Wayne Rooney looking for a coaching position

Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Friday, 24 May 2024 14:19 (one month ago) link

it's ok I'll accept my FP with grace

Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Friday, 24 May 2024 14:19 (one month ago) link

It seems we're fighting it out with Chelsea and Brighton for the services of Kieran McKenna

Which is a bit weird cos he was a prominent part of a previous failed regime

But then we've all had shit bosses

Number None, Friday, 24 May 2024 14:22 (one month ago) link

Stoked for the Tuchel seven month tenure madness, out on his ear by March with MUFC 9th in the table

h.p. lovecraft's backing singers (Matt #2), Friday, 24 May 2024 14:41 (one month ago) link

Unless Poch asked for it, I dont understand him leaving. ETH i get, that was a shitshow last season.

I hope McKenna doesn't take either and maybe picks Brighton or a smaller job. Chelsea and Utd are very difficult projects to take on and usually it doesn't go well for someone in that position (where's Potter these days?)

a hoy hoy, Friday, 24 May 2024 14:47 (one month ago) link

I still don't quite understand the Poch departure, Chelsea wanted more of a yes man and he didn't want to sell Gallagher and Chalobah? Man United job likely becoming available maybe a factor?

anvil, Friday, 24 May 2024 14:57 (one month ago) link

It's Chelsea that's all you need to know.

Poets Win Prizes (Tom D.), Friday, 24 May 2024 15:04 (one month ago) link

Poch cancelled as a tax write-off

theres nothing to understand about chelsea, the sauron of football clubs, when they fall it will be so utterly complete that none can foresee their ever rising again

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Friday, 24 May 2024 15:54 (one month ago) link

McKenna to Man United seems to be gaining real traction, bookies fav now

anvil, Friday, 24 May 2024 16:46 (one month ago) link

alas thats all based on a paqueta lies

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Friday, 24 May 2024 17:05 (one month ago) link

where's Potter these days?


In the mix for the United job according to that article

groovypanda, Friday, 24 May 2024 18:49 (one month ago) link

under his uncles stairs

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Friday, 24 May 2024 19:44 (one month ago) link

Dennis >>>>>> Pansy > Beatrix > Graham > Brian > Gail >>>>>>> Harry

I was going to mention Sally and Nic but I've found out they were sister and brother!

Poets Win Prizes (Tom D.), Friday, 24 May 2024 20:21 (one month ago) link

Lol darragh

Bitchin Doutai (Noodle Vague), Friday, 24 May 2024 20:59 (one month ago) link

It's Chelsea that's all you need to know.

― Poets Win Prizes (Tom D.), Saturday, 25 May 2024 01:04 (nine hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

H.P, Saturday, 25 May 2024 00:19 (one month ago) link

two weeks pass...

Ten Hag staying then

being Utd manager is genuinely the easiest job in the world

Number None, Tuesday, 11 June 2024 21:44 (one month ago) link

it has to be that they made such a fuckup of sacking him that they then had to pretend they in fact hadnt

its the opposite of chelsea and poch where they had kind of gone through the hard part where they shouldve sacked him and then were like shit we shouldve sacked him is it too late ah shit then sacked him anyway

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Tuesday, 11 June 2024 22:17 (one month ago) link

four weeks pass...

mason greenwood off to marseille and thank fuck for that

Bernard Quidbins (NickB), Wednesday, 10 July 2024 11:16 (one week ago) link

Yup. Hopefully all the internet weirdos who've been begging for Utd to take him back can shut up now (although I'm sure they'll still cry ever time he scores a goal)

Number None, Wednesday, 10 July 2024 11:29 (one week ago) link

France sounds about right. Maybe Catherine Deneuve will call for people to get off his back

SPENGE (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 12 July 2024 08:33 (one week ago) link

bellend du jour

imago, Friday, 12 July 2024 09:07 (one week ago) link

perfect comms, no notes

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you'll find this funny, children (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 16 July 2024 17:30 (six days ago) link

omg, wtf

rick beato meato manifesto (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 July 2024 17:38 (six days ago) link


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