2021 was a good year for tweets. Gonna post a thread of some of my favorite. I know it’s gonna seem like some of these are a joke but I promise you they were tweeted in earnest. Going chronologically:— willem dafriend (@spaghetti) December 31, 2021
― grove street (party) direction (voodoo chili), Friday, 31 December 2021 04:34 (two years ago) link
No! No!!is my clear favourite
― kinder, Friday, 31 December 2021 08:26 (two years ago) link
The Joyce Carol Oates skeletons one wins
― Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Friday, 31 December 2021 15:59 (two years ago) link
it's hard to pick one, there are a lot of gems
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Friday, 31 December 2021 16:04 (two years ago) link
it can go away this is better!
― xzanfar, Friday, 31 December 2021 16:57 (two years ago) link
hamilton insurrection tweet is one of the worst ever imo, hall of fame bad tweet
― ✖, Friday, 31 December 2021 17:09 (two years ago) link
Yeah the first 10 are really cringey but there are some really funny ones after that
― frogbs, Friday, 31 December 2021 18:09 (two years ago) link
i will seed your eggs
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Friday, 31 December 2021 18:10 (two years ago) link
“Walking on egg shelves” slayed me
― calstars, Friday, 31 December 2021 18:46 (two years ago) link
Pete and Kamala potluck is nauseating
― papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, 31 December 2021 20:31 (two years ago) link
Potluck slashfic
― Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Friday, 31 December 2021 21:30 (two years ago) link
jim morrison singing christmas carols
― Tracer Hand, Saturday, 1 January 2022 13:20 (two years ago) link
https://vocm.com/2022/01/07/leons-changes-name-of-product-after-tweet-by-newfoundlander/
― maf you one two (maffew12), Friday, 7 January 2022 16:42 (two years ago) link
a heart warming tale lol
― lag∞n, Friday, 7 January 2022 18:38 (two years ago) link
WTF is Wordle and why do all my Twitter followers keep posting about it?
― Mr. Snrub, Saturday, 8 January 2022 14:34 (two years ago) link
i played it for the first time this morning
― lag∞n, Saturday, 8 January 2022 14:36 (two years ago) link
what’s the verdict I am also considering playing it
― auld gang syne (k3vin k.), Saturday, 8 January 2022 14:37 (two years ago) link
it was cool
― lag∞n, Saturday, 8 January 2022 14:39 (two years ago) link
ugh fine
― auld gang syne (k3vin k.), Saturday, 8 January 2022 14:43 (two years ago) link
ok it’s cool
― auld gang syne (k3vin k.), Saturday, 8 January 2022 14:48 (two years ago) link
it takes about two minutes to play and they only have one game a day, I can't see why it's become so big
― boxedjoy, Saturday, 8 January 2022 16:28 (two years ago) link
bc u can flex on ppl wit emojis
― class project pat (m bison), Saturday, 8 January 2022 16:30 (two years ago) link
Wordle 203 3/6
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― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Saturday, 8 January 2022 16:33 (two years ago) link
oh wow
― class project pat (m bison), Saturday, 8 January 2022 16:37 (two years ago) link
Wordle 203 2/6
⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
:)
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Saturday, 8 January 2022 16:44 (two years ago) link
oh shit
― class project pat (m bison), Saturday, 8 January 2022 16:45 (two years ago) link
i think i just got very lucky tbh. got a letter in the 2nd spot that could only be preceded by relatively few other letters. it's sort of the same strategy as wheel of fortune (except you don't get R S T L N E given to you)
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Saturday, 8 January 2022 16:49 (two years ago) link
I read an article where someone said they always use ORATE for their first guess because it has three vowels and two common consonants.
― jaymc, Saturday, 8 January 2022 17:09 (two years ago) link
i used 'shard' to find the common consonants, suppose 'share' will be a better starting point
― class project pat (m bison), Saturday, 8 January 2022 17:17 (two years ago) link
i find wordle a bit too easy (ive still never lost after a couple months of playing daily) so instead of optimizing my opening word i just pick the first 5-letter word that pops into my head
― flopson, Saturday, 8 January 2022 18:58 (two years ago) link
the challenge of wordle isn’t so much about whether you will lose but how long you will stay stumped. sometimes i just can’t think of a word with those letters for a long time. that’s the good stuff
we've been talking about it over here for quite some timeTomtit in the tilth -- the NY TIMES SPELLING BEE thread
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 8 January 2022 19:02 (two years ago) link
i love it. the best thing is it's only one a day so I'm not playing it for ages.
― kinder, Saturday, 8 January 2022 19:27 (two years ago) link
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
i'm just too good at this can't stop winning lebron of words
― ✖, Saturday, 8 January 2022 19:30 (two years ago) link
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
call me tiger words cause i got another bogey (hole in one) 😎
― ✖, Saturday, 8 January 2022 19:33 (two years ago) link
Not quite. Rowling's real importance lies in the fact that she was the first writer to present a world in which class and wealth mattered, some characters were poor, some were rich, and being poor was a hardship, not just a cheery sentimental thing in the scenery.— Jeffrey Smith (@JacobKishnevi) January 7, 2022
― papal hotwife (milo z), Saturday, 8 January 2022 19:46 (two years ago) link
I made a bot, let me know if this is legible or if there's any other info that would be interesting to surface https://t.co/k3rIZbk32u— Kevin O’Connor (@gooeyblob) January 8, 2022
― lag∞n, Saturday, 8 January 2022 19:48 (two years ago) link
Wordle is a CIA op
― A Pile of Ants (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 8 January 2022 20:11 (two years ago) link
i'm on day 8 of Wordle and haven't lost
i fully expect that i won't be playing this in 30 days but a lot of people will keep going and i can see why. i'm not really a "daily puzzle" kind of guy, although i did use to really enjoy doing crosswords with my ex when I first met them. i can see why people addicted, and wordle is nice because it only takes a couple minutes
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 8 January 2022 20:24 (two years ago) link
Rowling as pioneering Dickensian author suggests the author of that tweet may be unfamiliar with the adjective
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 8 January 2022 20:39 (two years ago) link
heh! what a vacuous pumper
― calzino, Saturday, 8 January 2022 21:23 (two years ago) link
tweeter outed himself as a Floridian, so you must forgive him, it's in his DNA
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Saturday, 8 January 2022 23:48 (two years ago) link
remind me never to interact with k-pop fans or even the concept of k-pop on twitter. seems like it’s a world of hurt
― mh, Tuesday, 11 January 2022 21:14 (two years ago) link
Haha yeah a banner day for it. Sending a letter to a record company asking them to intervene because someone on social media called an artist fuckable is admitidely endearing levels of not understanding how the world works.
― Daniel_Rf, Wednesday, 12 January 2022 16:00 (two years ago) link
ohhhh lord J-Hope please talk to this sucker cause they killing k-pop they taking the pain and struggle of life of k-pop the only thing we coulda express our minds and pain. and these suckers took it and made it look like garbage thats why we get judge so much cause these shit dont be making sence
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 12 January 2022 18:55 (two years ago) link
The iOS app just started interrupting my music every time a video comes up in my feed, I don't know if they made a change or if I accidentally changed a setting. It seems that the location of the video autoplay setting has shifted quite frequently, so here's where I found it:
Settings and privacy > Accessibility, display and languages > Accessibility > Video autoplay
― recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Wednesday, 12 January 2022 19:08 (two years ago) link
hitting the mute button in twitter videos has helped me with this, but I'm not on iOS
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Wednesday, 12 January 2022 20:01 (two years ago) link
I started having this problem and googling led me to turn off Twitter’s microphone access in global settings (Privacy > Microphone) and that worked but then it started happening again so thanks for the autoplay setting tip - fingers crossed.
― Alba, Thursday, 13 January 2022 07:36 (two years ago) link
Would like to meet the genius that thought "most people on Twitter don't send tweets like this" would deter a single human soul from sending a single inflammatory tweet
― ✖, Saturday, 15 January 2022 23:46 (two years ago) link
Bart Simpson is Vancouver City Council's first public hearing speaker of 2022.COUNCILLOR FRY: "Starting with speaker number one... JACKIN DADDYOFF. Is JACKIN DADDYOFF on the line?"JACKIN DADDYOFF: *goes off on 3-minute Cobra Kai parody*#vanpoli #vanre pic.twitter.com/EzK1XdVEyw— Kenneth Chan (@iamkennethchan) January 19, 2022
― Punster McPunisher, Wednesday, 19 January 2022 18:10 (two years ago) link