Ask and you shall receive:
https://www.amazon.ca/Great-gift-celebrate-Sacrament-Reconciliation/dp/B0062QVQQS
― pomenitul, Monday, 11 January 2021 20:44 (three years ago) link
Don't forget to put your notes of remorse under your pillow so the contrition bear will leave you a dollar reward, Billy
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 11 January 2021 20:45 (three years ago) link
Paws for contemplation
― Ole Blueyes Solskjaer (darraghmac), Monday, 11 January 2021 20:45 (three years ago) link
The ichthys is a nice touch, very polysemous.
― pomenitul, Monday, 11 January 2021 20:46 (three years ago) link
Art Bears similarly took their name from a passage in some old book which was using the verb form of bears
― Yelp for gyros (wins), Monday, 11 January 2021 20:46 (three years ago) link
Does a bear fruit in the woods
― Ole Blueyes Solskjaer (darraghmac), Monday, 11 January 2021 20:48 (three years ago) link
When does the ritual begin?
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EKecB54UEAMioqV.jpg
― jmm, Monday, 11 January 2021 20:49 (three years ago) link
https://www.ganduridinierusalim.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/calugari_monahi_ursi_animale.jpg
― pomenitul, Monday, 11 January 2021 20:50 (three years ago) link
a kind ilxor has webmailed me and explained
reminds me of those terrible middle school days, when everyone always exploded in laughter when the teacher said some the word "dry", or "wet", or "hard", or "soft", and i didn't have any clue why anyone was laughing. except, imagine if back then a friend could text you and be like "dude, it's dry vaginas and hard penises, dude"
― Karl Malone, Monday, 11 January 2021 20:53 (three years ago) link
Certain passages not even that important, nonetheless it Bears repeating
― Evan, Monday, 11 January 2021 20:53 (three years ago) link
it's like when I turn on the dawnzer and it gives off a lee light
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Monday, 11 January 2021 20:54 (three years ago) link
Wait karl i literally explained as soon as you asked my man
― Ole Blueyes Solskjaer (darraghmac), Monday, 11 January 2021 20:55 (three years ago) link
What did your man say?
― Mark G, Monday, 11 January 2021 20:56 (three years ago) link
Well you know what your man is like sher
― Ole Blueyes Solskjaer (darraghmac), Monday, 11 January 2021 20:56 (three years ago) link
listen to what the amn says
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Monday, 11 January 2021 20:57 (three years ago) link
you post contrition bear after you have filled a thread will jigglepandas
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Monday, 11 January 2021 21:01 (three years ago) link
*with
1 Our Father, 3 Hail Marys, and 10 minutes in the cage with Contrition Bear
― kniphofia face (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 11 January 2021 21:06 (three years ago) link
(It is also a Faraday cage to block Satan's 5g signal)
― kniphofia face (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 11 January 2021 21:07 (three years ago) link
ITT we study the ways of our dear friend The Contrition Bear
― ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 11 January 2021 21:14 (three years ago) link
bear say go in peace to me
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 11 January 2021 21:16 (three years ago) link
https://media2.giphy.com/media/4iV6quWypxgcg/source.gif
― map, Monday, 11 January 2021 21:17 (three years ago) link
Wild
― Ole Blueyes Solskjaer (darraghmac), Monday, 11 January 2021 21:17 (three years ago) link
oh contritionpaws
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 11 January 2021 21:50 (three years ago) link
Contrition bear and his counterpart gigglepanda
― Ole Blueyes Solskjaer (darraghmac), Monday, 11 January 2021 22:31 (three years ago) link
I take it Will Jigglepandas is the Christopher Robin of the contrition bear mythos.
― Noel Emits, Monday, 11 January 2021 22:35 (three years ago) link
I always picture a little ursine figure frantically disco-dancing in his room when the Bee Gees sing "It's hard to bear..."
― Halfway there but for you, Monday, 11 January 2021 22:38 (three years ago) link
(the pathos of my imagery leaves the thread mute)
― Halfway there but for you, Monday, 11 January 2021 23:47 (three years ago) link
(bear thread left threadbare)
― Halfway there but for you, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 00:04 (three years ago) link
Tears pooling into ursine wells
― Ole Blueyes Solskjaer (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 00:28 (three years ago) link
@ Neanderthal - the "dawnzer" scene in whatever Ramona book is such a great evocation of childhood confusion about things.
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 03:32 (three years ago) link
Lol yes. I loved Ramona
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 04:21 (three years ago) link
That made me snort in the car then I had to get into a whole a I CAN'T EXPLAIN WHY IT'S FUNNY thing with my wife.
Contrition Bear also reminding me of Billy Connolly being confused at hymn practice when they sang about "Gladly the cross-eyed bear"
― new variant (onimo), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 12:23 (three years ago) link
then I had to get into a whole a I CAN'T EXPLAIN WHY IT'S FUNNY thing with my wife.
This happens to me all the time.
― Jimi Buffett (PBKR), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 12:29 (three years ago) link
The idea of hymn practice is amusing me rn.
― Eggbreak Hotel (Tom D.), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 12:36 (three years ago) link
Ach theres no new jokes only them deployed again right
Billy reading robbie burns came up last night when i was drifting off, oh it was nice
― Ole Blueyes Solskjaer (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 12:57 (three years ago) link
in grade 4 my teacher got exasperated with everyone saying "just a sec! just a sec!" when she asked us to come to the round table. She stood up and yelled "NO MORE SECS!" and it was the best day of the year, even she was laughing
― flamboyant goon tie included, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 14:07 (three years ago) link
We had a big highlight one day when someone mentioned cats and the (redheaded) English teacher told us she had a "big ginger pussy" - looking back it probably wasn't the hysterical and unintentional slip we thought it was.
― new variant (onimo), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 14:13 (three years ago) link
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― shivers me timber (sic), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 14:55 (three years ago) link
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― Ole Blueyes Solskjaer (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 15:11 (three years ago) link
― Ole Blueyes Solskjaer (darraghmac), Monday, January 11, 2021 4:28 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
F for Flag
― kniphofia face (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 15:33 (three years ago) link
God, the one that will always get me was when we learned how to make a salad in home ec in 7th grade, and our teacher— a 6'2" woman with immense hair who wore too much make-up named Mrs. Hazeltine— kept on going on and on about "this is how you toss a salad, toss the salad gently and with a lot of care" and it just became this thing where the boys would ask every week if we were going to be tossing salads in class and she would always ask incredulously, "why would we toss a salad today, boys?" It still makes me giggle.
― Pere Legume (the table is the table), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 23:17 (three years ago) link
have i mentioned how much i love this thread title
― Two Meter Peter (Ste), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 23:19 (three years ago) link
NSFW https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_Surprise
― brimstead, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 23:20 (three years ago) link
Now that reminds me of our classic bearotaur vs sharktopus thread
― Ole Blueyes Solskjaer (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 23:20 (three years ago) link
― Two Meter Peter (Ste)
it is great, it's fun to say/think
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 23:22 (three years ago) link
/sing
― Two Meter Peter (Ste), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 23:25 (three years ago) link
i am the author of this thread title and i regret it because it is stuck in my head forever now
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Wednesday, 13 January 2021 00:44 (three years ago) link
haha I def sing it to myself
― Überschadenfreude (sleeve), Wednesday, 13 January 2021 00:45 (three years ago) link
local eire man (darraghmac) wrote this on thread everybody on ilx complains about reddit on board I Love Everything on 12-Jan-2015
but wouldnt it have been an honour a privilege
derail- first time ms mac met my best friend he got drunk and had to be driven home (several miles along some serious back roads in a pink seicento that was my carriage at the time) and every now and again hed wake up in the back and rear up into the front singing that couplet and on the fourth or fifth time she took off her shoe and rained several sincere thumps down upon his head and i thought youre the one for me fatty
― Ole Blueyes Solskjaer (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 January 2021 00:56 (three years ago) link